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Episode 37: Dread Pt.2 | Boys 2 Men
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The long awaited sequel has arrived. Dread Pt.2 picks up where Pt.1 left off. An unresolved cliffhanger in the depths of Quarry Falls. Our 4 heroes, Arthur, Atticus, Donald, and Kenny, must use their wits and teamwork if they want to make it out alive.
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Arrival at Quarry Falls
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Previously on Dread. Four strangers, Arthur, Atticus, Donald, and Kenny arrive in the eerie town of Quarry Falls, each with a reason of their own. Due to inexplicable reasons, the town has been ransacked by a swarm of flying creatures. The last time we saw our heroes, they just arrived at the Quarry Falls bed and breakfast.
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As the creatures begin to attack, everyone goes their own way. Kenny is hurt in the kerfuffle but is saved by Arthur. Atticus makes it into the break room. Donald heads towards the maintenance closet.
Geraldine and the Keys
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Um, are we recording? Yes we are. Welcome back to the Louise. This is an epic. This is an epic gamer mode. Oh, okay. What is lighting? So we're back after that.
00:00:57
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a little break of ours. Yeah, so last thing that happened was Atticus went into the break room with Geraldine and that is where we're gonna resume. So you walk in and you see Geraldine and she's clutching a pair of keys, like a set of keys in her hand. And she sees you and she kind of sighs with relief a little bit. She's, oh my gosh, you're still alive. What's happening out there?
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Are they? What happened? Is Gregory alright? I was supposed to do something? Yeah, you're talking to him. You're talking? Oh, I mean, I will comfort and embrace. What are you saying to her? Oh, I'm saying like- Like directly. Directly have a conversation. Oh, I'm like, hey, it's alright, I live. You can't spread like, it's Gregory alright.
00:01:54
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He's dead. He's dead? He's dead, dude. He's dead. He gone. That muchacho, he gone.
Awkward Tension and Key Retrieval
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Ask her how old she is. Yeah, how old are you? You must be silent. 53? Prime. Prime age. Prime? Prime age? It's a prime binder. It is? Hey, it is. It wasn't that fast.
00:02:21
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Are they still there? All the things? Oh yeah, they're flying around. They're all over. The Machachos are everywhere. The Machachos are... Now Machachos? The Machachos are all over. You're physically hurting me at this point. Over the airspace of... Is this a lodge? The bread breakfast? The bread breakfast, yeah. The bread breakfast.
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She walks up to you and she she holds out the keys and she says These keys in the basement. There's a there's a
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I'm just so hot. I'm just so good looking. She's just like, oh my god. Atticus. He is currently touching him. For the listeners, he just groped me. But in like a conceptual way? Yes, of course. Atticus is fine with that. Atticus is so touching. Yes, Atticus is fine with it.
00:03:35
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Is this the same basement that they're all in? You can infer that. I'm going to infer that there is the keys to the open basement. In the basement, there's a hatch that leads down to the sewers. Because this was built over a sewer facility. A sewer facility. It used to smell really, really bad. Really bad. All right.
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It still smells really, really bad when you go down there. It's like our high school. It leads down to the sewer and we might be safe there. We can make it, we have to make it across the entire lobby. Did you say we? We? No, there's no we here, muchach. Who is just me? Muchach!
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She tries to take back her keys. Fighter man. You want to take the keys out? So I ask for her age. I take her keys. You gotta pull. I'll pull for her keys. You're literally pulling the keys. Pull the keys out of her...
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Remember, whichever one you touch is the one that- wait. You touched it, you touched it. Alright, fourth row from the bottom, on the left side, from my view. He's slowly pulling. Oh, it's twisting. You gotta wheel it. It's got the weight of the others on it.
00:04:52
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Probably not you should probably lift it up a little bit. No, that's not gonna help because the one above it is shifting Oh, no, they're both shifting. They're going in now if he pulls two of them. What happens? Does he like super roll? Does he get a net? This is awful Yeah, I use I think oh the whole thing is shift if you manage to get it out But like a few of them are sticking out you can push them back in with the tile. Oh
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This is true. Is that the official rule? According to the official rule. That is the official Jenga rule. Ephraim, of course, would know that.
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He's waiting for him to pull it out. It's way too tense. He can't make that much content. Oh goodness, he's got it, he's got it. Oh, that jiggle action. Okay, be careful about the other side of the thing. I'm gonna come from that side. I need to see what's going on here. He's going around? As soon as you see what's going on over here, you're gonna start crying. You should just look from my angle please and see what you got going on here.
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There is like one possible solution that I can think of and it would require precision timing. Oh, you're screwed. You're screwed Just she's gonna kill you. I use I use she's going to stab you with the keys repeatedly. Oh Yeah, pull it up you gotta pull it out like that immediately push. Oh my god. There's back. Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness
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You're dead. All right. The 53rd world killed me. Now, here's what happens. You pull the keys out of her hands. And she starts kind of, you know, like, crying because you just literally, like, keyjacked. Can you, like, base immersive? Yeah, you guys want to help put this back up? While I continue to whip.
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you can narrate, I will. Okay, awesome. So you pull the keys out, and then you start heading back. Also, I got the keys. Yeah, you got the keys. Oh, sick. You got the keys. And you head out, and she starts, you know, crying and screaming and
00:07:05
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don't know wailing snotting out of her nose okay you know like it's that kind of cry it's a it's an ugly cry yeah yeah she like and as you open the door from the break room back into the lobby some of the flies hear this noise and start buzzing off of the ceiling and they come towards you and one of them stabs you in the shoulder and
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You have now been injured. And you have a fly sucking blood out of you. You can feel it weakening you. And like, it's... Oh, never mind. Okay, I'm sorry. Where's the thing? Where's the thing? Oh. Oh.
00:07:54
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You guys really picked the absolute worst one every single time. It's kind of funny. It's a good thing Noah doesn't want us to die on the first encounter. Our group would have been cut in half already if it weren't for his mercy. Two down, two to go. Anyways.
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So you're stabbed. You kind of start staggering towards them. And you see
Basement Plans and Injuries
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Kenny making his way into the maintenance closet as you fall down and this fly starts sucking your blood out. You see Kenny. Kenny doesn't see you. What do you do?
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I'm gonna start yelling. Hey, can you? You gotta pull for that. I gotta pull? Did he yell? That is your week. I am the general manager here. I am the CFO.
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I'm actually the CEO of Jenga. I'm the CEO. I'm about to talk to the CEO of White Flies. Okay, we're gonna get this resolved. Bulbus White and Bloodsucking Flies. Yeah, so you scream out to Kenny. Kenny, you see... Well, I don't know his name, right? I don't know his name. I'm like, yo, muchacho! Muchacho! Yo!
00:09:32
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you see this uh... vaguely racist character and she is so so what's going on with them right now he's he's like on the floor he's about halfway into the lobby and he has a fly sticking out of him sucking blood slowly out of his of his slightly colder corpse yes
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normally I wouldn't have saved you because he saved me I'm gonna save you
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Okay, what would you like to do then? I would like to run over and kick the floor. Kick it? Kick it? Kick it? Kick it? Kick it? Kick it? Kick it? Kick it? Kick it? Kick it? Kick it? Kick it? Kick it? Kick it? Kick it? Kick it? Kick it? Kick it? Kick it? Kick it? Kick it? Kick it? Kick it? Kick it? Kick it? Kick it? Kick it? Kick it? Kick it? Kick it? Kick it? Kick it? Kick it? Kick it? Kick it? Kick it? Kick it? Kick it? Kick it? Kick it? Kick it? Kick it? Kick it? Kick it? Kick it? Kick it? Kick it? Kick it? Kick it? Kick it? Kick it? Kick it? Kick it? Kick it? Kick it? Kick it? Kick it? Kick it? Kick it? Kick it? Kick it? Kick it? Kick it? Kick it? Kick it? Kick it? Kick it? Kick it
00:10:34
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flyness in one you're not gonna make it around me all right she's my man I can try I just didn't think we're gonna I just didn't think you were gonna make it around me look at him go oh he did it you have to put him back on top yeah you do that's that's part of the game as well I was so scared when he put that one yeah just
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It's a little bit lopsided. You're a little bit lopsided. I'd say it's actually fairly symmetrical. Not from this side.
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Yeah, yeah, that's like shifted. It's that's tough. That's tough for who is tough anyways Yeah, so you you make it over you're kind of you're kind of you're you're hobbling over because you have an insane back injury Due to the the fly sucker jiggly just in her back, but you also you managed to shove off the the fly from
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Atticus's shoulder, and then you guys both hobble your way over to the maintenance shed. What are you doing to insert the maintenance shed? Also, previously in the maintenance shed, well, stuff is going crazy up the top.
00:12:03
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Oh, my bad. So, Arthur and... Donald? Donald? Donald. It's my middle name. Is that actually your middle name? Yes. No way. Named after my old name. Donald, Donald, McDonald. Donald, Donald, Donald. 50-50. So you two, you walk into the maintenance shed and you notice this
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Stink it just smells like shit in sewage and Just all it's like the faint smell of cleaning supplies and like motor oil and
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as well. It's a multi-purpose shed, or basement, you can tell. It's just got all the anything needed to clean up the place or fix anything. So it's like aisle 52 of Home Depot. It's aisle 52 of Home Depot. This is an inside reference for those of you who work at Home Depot. For our audience members that work at Home Depot. Specifically my Home Depot. Specifically at? With the not the same eyes. I think we should.
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That's store number. Beep, beep, beep, beep. We're trying not to doctor ourselves, guys. Anyways, you notice that there is a fire extinguisher on the wall. There is a couple of sets of light bulbs and mechanical tools on a shelf.
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in up against one wall and then there is a you notice a little hatch on the floor up against one of the walls and it has a lock on it
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And yeah, that's what you guys see. Unfortunately, it's a locksmith. Unfortunately, Connor has died. Oh, wait, I thought I think this was the locksmith. Wait, Connor died? No. I was joking. Oh, God, let's take things. It's something for our audience businesses.
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Is there any light in this basement? It's pretty dark. It's got like two single bulb lights. Is there any backpacks or something like that? Backpacks? There are no backpacks with adventuring supplies. There are like three sandbags that are filled with sand.
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Are there like any like tools that are kind of I said there are there are mechanical tools and if you want to go searching through them I'll have you make a poll for me really yeah hmm okay I'll do that oh boy to not make noise dang it because this is a bad one oh boy oh he got it
00:15:12
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why would someone do this you can just slide one out of the way you're right you know with the with the jenga ball yeah right no no no push it from the middle so there's okay that works too that one yeah that's okay okay i'm struggling here it's you're trying to kill us i'm not trying to kill you guys you guys just happened to make it super
00:15:40
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Yeah, so you go search around and you find a wrench, a decently sized wrench in this toolbox.
00:15:51
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It's a pretty empty toolbox. There's also some pliers, a set of small shears for head trimming. No shovels. There are no shovels. Is it a padlock? What? Is it like a padlock?
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On the hatch? Yes, there's a paddock on the hatch. Do there happen to be two crescent wrenches on this? There are not two crescent wrenches. There happens to be one and a half. I take the wrench. The biggest one. Awesome.
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Yeah, it's a pretty thick padlock. It's not like your, it's not like a locker padlock. So like I can, oh wait, well I don't want to like hit it too hard probably. I mean, you're at the discretion. Yeah, yeah.
Sewer Descent and Dangers
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So at this time, after you guys, what did you want to do? Oh wait, well it's just, these guys are a little far away from us right now. Yeah, so you two,
00:17:01
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Atticus and Kenny just walked in. Do you guys like close the door behind you? That seems like a pretty safe idea. Are you gonna make this whole thing? Close the door and as soon as you do You hear just flies start like oh, it's like a loud hitting that like boom
00:17:24
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Like they're pulling out and then ramming back in. And then pulling out and ramming back in. That can't be good for the pro bus guy. What? That can't be good for their pro bus guy. Probably not. But they are dumb flies, so. They're not intelligent flies. You dumb flies. I should have told you guys that. I'm kidding. I'm playing with you. So they are dumb flies. They are retarded. We gotta cut that. You can't say that. You can't say that. Fine. They're dumb.
00:17:53
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Anyways. Wait, can- if enough of them hit the door, will it break? It's like a metal door. I'm not talking to you. It's a wooden door. It's like average door material. He wants us to think for ourselves. Think for yourselves. Alright, yeah, the two guys are bleeding to death. Oh yeah, I'll judge the situation based on how I can physically see it myself. Yeah, how can you physically see it? Using my Home Depot knowledge. Yes, I'll- As a teacher,
00:18:29
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Yeah, you guys are there at the top of the stairs with the flies knocking like brick trying to break down the door And then you two at the bottom
00:18:39
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Oh, but we probably hear them coming closer. Yeah, you can hear them, because it's a small set of stairs. It's not like I yell out, and I'm like, hey, muchachos, I got the key. Oh, why do you keep talking like that? I have the key. I ripped the keys from her hands, and I ran away, and that's why I was down there. Oh, that did happen. And I do know. Yeah, I thought he failed the key. No, he got the keys. He got injured. Yeah, I got injured, but she told me that it's the keys to the hatch. Oh, so I don't even need the locksmith. Yeah, so I'd be like, muchachos, don't make sound. I was like, it's so convenient. There's a locksmith in this. But there is.
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Yeah, you got the key muchacho, yeah All right, um go ahead go ahead and unlock it yes make three poles One for picking the right key one for sticking it in returning it Oh
00:19:36
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While he's trying to find the right key to put it in, what are you guys doing? Well, I guess this is the part where the character is actually... I'm going to grab the Fire Extinguisher. I'm going to drop in the corner and just be like, oh, because I have a giant needle in my bag. Fair and valid. As a teacher, I recognize that a Fire Extinguisher will freeze a fly.
00:19:56
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Really? Is this true? It is true. It's compressed CO2. It'll freeze a lot. What did you just say? It'll give you some major freezing damage. How much frost damage does it do?
00:20:25
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Is that specific to flies or is it just like a
00:20:30
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It's specific to giant bulbous white flies. The white color of the fly makes it more susceptible.
00:20:49
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Yeah, so these flies are starting to make cracks in the wood. What are you guys gonna do to try and prevent that well? How many keys are there? There's about like 12 keys.
00:21:09
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I mean, how do you fix a breaking door? How do you reinforce the door? Why don't you just lightly spray the door so that they're like, oh, there's something. Oh, yeah, yeah. Just like spray the door. Just like, give it like two little, just, you know, freeze the door. Are there boards of wood?
00:21:26
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They're not boards of wood. No, are there boards of wood in the basement? In the basement? I said they're not boards of wood. I mean, there is the shelf that you took tools off of, which is not just wood, it's also metal. And then there is also the fire extinguisher and cleaning supplies. There are a couple chairs, yes.
00:21:51
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We can probably like straight up screw the vent like the the shelving like is it like a mesh or something? What? Yeah, I don't think we should start like a project or something. He's a real the horse. He's got the Home Depot theme playing in his head.
00:22:14
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If we unscrew these little hatches, you can never take off these more doors. I thought those should happen. This dog is so confused with what's going on right now. I mean, there are like screwdrivers and various screws in there. Hammer and nails? Yeah, I would say there are hammer and nails in there. I feel like we can do that, reinforce the store pretty good.
00:22:37
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Yeah, okay, so if he wants to get the hatch open, we can see what we can do about the door. Although, I don't know how many poles it's going to be. Is there any other question for the hatch? You are stuck in the basement.
00:22:54
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Well first I'm going to take one of the chairs. Is it probable up against the door? You could prop it up. It's a pretty small... It would be an easy task to do, you would say. It's like I'm going to have to go out of my way. Make one pull. Make one pull for me as well. No, he has to make the pull to get the right key, I'm assuming. Yes.
00:23:22
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Oh, you gotta be kidding me, bro. How would you die in there? As he picks up the chair, he realizes. Yeah, so if I take it from here, it'll go that way. That is how that works. You're not that guy, pal. Not to be that guy. Not to be that guy. Well, guess what? You're not that guy. Come on.
00:23:48
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All right, all right, all right, all right. All right, Aiyush, this is the moment of truth. If you, literally, I think we all die if you don't pull this out, so. Oh, he's, well, oh yeah. So the key's broken. So you snap the key in the lock. Oh my gosh. All right. She picked which one? It's loose. It looks pretty loose right here. It does, actually. I'm gonna go for it. Loose. Oh, yeah, baby. Come on. Don't do that.
00:24:19
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No, he wasn't talking about you, he was just talking, I'd like calmly placed my hand upon his knees. Okay, well if you do that, put that on top. Then you just hoverhanding, basically. Hoverhanding. Alright, key, you got the key, boys! Why would you please the key? Oh, the top part, unsymmetrically.
00:24:37
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Okay, a key's a key, and a key's a key. We did it. Alright, um, yeah. That was well said. You guys were able to, like, board up the door enough that he was able to find the right, uh, key, and he opens the hatch, and you open it up, and just this waft of sewage smell. It's like a bunch of buckets. Just go straight in your nose. Um, take good Constitution savings there. Take Constitution savings. I immediately stand up and go,
00:25:04
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Smells like home, baby Don't you don't you have a fear of the sewer? It's a good point. Yeah, I only I So I actually I only work in the sewer because it's like really easy to just literally just get high on meth and then do your work It is very common Yes
00:25:44
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That would probably just kill me. That would take a decent amount of pull. That would be a contest. Of course that flies through in the mind like, you burned her. That would be a contest so each of you takes a pull until the other person loses.
00:26:05
Speaker
I don't know, man. That seems a little uncalled for. I can totally imagine your kids are doing that. That's not very useless action. That's not very cash money. You just walk over, you're dead.
00:26:24
Speaker
I need to record that. I need to record that actually happening. What? Someone's pushing someone into a wall and they get impaled? Oh yeah, let me go stab something in my back real quick so you can record this.
00:26:42
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Alright, so yeah, what are we doing? So you guys, yeah, what do you guys want to do? There's still flies like... I go back to the source of the sewage smell. I light a match. I wait for us to regroup. The entire sewer collect. What flies are dead though? So are you.
00:27:05
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I start squirming even more after I hear the smell. Oh god. You really have to be on meth. After I smell the smell. I smell the smell. I pull a little bit of meth. I carry meth on me. It's literally like out of his prison pocket. Yeah. And I just inject just a little bit of it into myself.
00:27:35
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I inject a little bit of it into myself so that I calm down.
00:27:49
Speaker
You don't inject it. You don't? That's terrible. Oh, that's right. I mean, you could- You can smoke that, right? You can smoke it, you can snort it, you can eat it. Alright, I'm gonna- I'm gonna smoke. Yeah, that's his whole thing. Yeah.
00:28:05
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It's for him. It's for him, okay? It's his thing. It's his thing. He goes into the sewer, on meth, and then he starts fixing things. Right, because the stimulant is... Like, like, calmed down while he's in there. Like, it's a coffee for him. While he's in there. Because he doesn't like the sewers.
00:28:22
Speaker
but he he takes okay he takes meth to get it done he takes meth he takes meth to get it done so that he gets more money so that he gets more that's his whole thing that's his whole thing um it's it's just like a it's like a six foot semper drop i immediately i jumped down and we're already in the basement
00:28:48
Speaker
Oh, break your legs, conveniently. Make 12 pulls. Three for each of you. Make a pull every time you take a step. Oh my god.
00:29:02
Speaker
Um, no. It's like a walker. So you guys all go into the sewer? Uh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Is there no ladder in the space? Um, there is no ladder. Is there, okay. There's a chair? There's chairs. Plonk. You plonk a chair in? No. Okay, um.
00:29:22
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There's a rope. There's no way. This is 60 feet. 60 feet. Wait, you said 6 feet, right? 6 or 7 feet. Yeah, but now I'm telling this guy.
00:29:34
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you can jump and you can't jump six feet i can jump up to six feet and grab onto something and pull myself up yeah but it's not going up it's going down yes but you could you could reasonably hang yourself yeah and drop one foot like how how wide is the
00:29:54
Speaker
So the the entire or the hatch just like the opening into the hatch is like like can we do that Jackie Chan thing where he like sticks it's like a foot it's like a foot just think just think about this if you're sick if you're six feet then it's a good and the drop is six to seven feet
00:30:12
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You don't even have to, there's not a drop. You hang down and your feet are already on the drop. Oh yeah, well, I go first. I do the hangman method. The hangman method? Yeah, I grab a noose. No, I just... I hope that wasn't there. I drop whatever, two, three feet.
00:30:28
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Yeah, you make it on in. Do you all go in? I also go in with my fire extinguisher. I hand it to... I hobble over to the drop, take a deep breath, and I just turn around and slowly let myself in. Oh, I thought he was gonna like... Let like Assassin's Creed drop. It's Arthur K. On Beth and haystack down into the sewer and I jump into the haystack.
00:30:55
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I shred the giant needle in my back into a bunch of really small hay needles and then jump into those. What? I don't know. You'd be surprised what people on meth can do, bro. Imagination. Dude, he could break his leg on the way down. He wouldn't even notice. Bro, Milder Brother says he's done it while he was doing plumbing. He didn't do any meth, obviously. But he would see people who do meth, and they would build
00:31:44
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It's common to do like 0.75 to 1.25 of a house a day. They do like, they crack at like three. But anyways, yeah. That's kind of crazy. This is, this is the meth I'm on at the moment. Okay. So I dropped down and I don't feel a thing. It's plumber meth. It's plumber meth. In the sewers. In the sewers. Plumber meth in the sewers. So you guys are all now in the sewers. It's really stanky. It's pretty cramped in the sewer. You are, you guys all walk single file because it's, it's only about,
00:31:47
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the plumbing system for three houses a day, which is crazy.
00:32:14
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Like a foot and a half wide. So what is our marching order? Well Connor Arthur's first followed by who went next now though Donald followed by no I guess followed by Kenny Kenny close the hatch. Oh Well, how would he?
00:32:37
Speaker
Well, I don't think of it. I don't know somehow. I already dropped, bro. It's tough. That's tough. We haven't. That's tough, bro. Guys, we're still there. Just pull the latch. It's not a high. It's not a high. A six foot? What, are we gonna have to do like a human ladder or something real quick? No. We are. I'm six feet tall.
00:33:00
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That's like, you're telling me you can't pull a latch closed that's above your head. You know what? I mean, okay, is that possible? Yes, that is possible. Well, then where is closed the latch? Well, Jacob's not fixed. I mean, I'm assuming Kenny's not fixed.
00:33:17
Speaker
The only the only problem is is that he has a giant thing in his bag So he probably doesn't want to reach up because it's gonna get her I'll do that's a good point fine. Yeah. See you pull the hash closed. Good job. Everybody. You've you've solved my
00:33:33
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Hey, now we're working. We can't lock the lat. Now we have 45 minutes. But if it's closed, then it's like... We have some more time. I don't think flies can pull a hat. No, they just like kind of... They just like ram it. Plus they're all so stupid. They might even know we're there. Alright, yes, you guys... In a direction. Start walking down into the sewers. The smell gets worse and worse and worse. And finally you find your way to like an actual large section of the sewer with catwalks on the sides.
00:34:02
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and you know the flowing sewage water in between them and you notice that there are a large quantity of these massive man-sized
00:34:19
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um white like um but they're rats they're like rat rats they're like rat rats rabbit um so you have a you kind of have a uh you kind of dislike rats
00:34:38
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as seen in your backstory. How does this make you feel? Like, how does seeing these large rats that could probably put you in a torture arena, like that large? Yeah. I'm uneasy and uncomfortable. I'm a little bit perturbed to say that I'm used. I actually can say I'm slightly fearful.
00:35:03
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Okay, I'm going to make you pull to not cry out a little bit after walking out into a bunch of... That was an easy... Good job. Wow. Pulled before I... You need to pull it now. You need to pull so I pull. Pull to die. Very rough. The rats. Yeah, so they are off to... The rats are all off to the right.
00:35:32
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um to the left is just sewer and then uh forward is another of the small tunnels uh what would you guys like to do well then talk to each other as characters yes so you receive tunnels
00:35:56
Speaker
We see sewage and we see rats, if I'm correct. Can we hear the other rats making sound? Yeah, they're making like loud rat noises, chittering. And you said those two directions first again? Yeah, besides the rats.
00:36:15
Speaker
audibly hear more like rat sound. It's kind of the reverberation of rat noise makes it makes it really hard to tell. Maybe we should follow the sewage because usually it leads out somewhere. It's true for you. We'll go to the ocean. The Canadian lakes. I mean, better than where we are now. If we go in the tunnels, then
00:36:41
Speaker
We're just going to be in tunnels. That sounds like a good idea. Yes, much better as we go through the tour. We're going to follow the sewage. All right, yeah. So you guys follow the sewage. And decay every once in a while. You see a couple more rats. They're kind of flocking out of some of the tunnels. Interspersedly, every few hundred feet, there will be another tunnel leading off to the left and right of the main sewage line.
00:37:12
Speaker
And every once in a while you'll see a rat come out, so everyone make a pull to successfully evade the rats. What if we don't want to evade the rats? I'll go first. If you don't want to, you cannot pull. Oh no, I'm dead.
00:37:31
Speaker
What have you done? You envious fool. You can push it the other direction. Oh my goodness. You've killed us. That's why I went first. Can I fix it? No, I'm not going to risk fixing it. No, with the block. Yeah. I don't think that'll work out well. We'll see, thank you. This one looks all right.
00:37:58
Speaker
leave it on one blink. Good job. Good job. The earlier you go, the easier it is going to be for you. Here we go. All right. We'll keep it in more space. Mr. Metman, cool. You're just going to swag it. Oh my goodness. What the heck are you doing? I'm being good at the game. Why are you hopeful?
00:38:28
Speaker
I use your dad. You are dead, I use. No, there's gotta be one easy one. There's gotta be one easy one. I know there's gonna be one easy one. Here, pull this one right here. The one that has all the weight on it? Yeah. I would pull one this direction at 39. Your professional advice? Yeah, my professional
Generator and Humanoid Encounter
00:38:50
Speaker
advice. Goodness gracious.
00:39:02
Speaker
the middle one leaves us with less options. The side ones are actually easier. Yeah, but there's not that many side options that go out this way. Only sometimes. You could probably get this one. The middle options? Yeah, I could probably score for this one. Probably. Maybe the one above it.
00:39:20
Speaker
It's up to you. It's up to you. It's your choice. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, what did Atticus do? Who would Atticus do? I feel like these poles aren't supposed to be in character. What? You're not pulling in character. This one? No, right above that. Yeah, that one close to you. This one? No, the one right below that. This one? No, the one right above that. What? So are you talking about? Like going sideways. This one. If you pull it that way, it seems like that one would be a little easy. Because I think it's all on this one.
00:39:55
Speaker
What was that? Sorry, I have a hot tin. I can go with that one. I'm sure you want to do that one. Dude, just get me hungry of this one. Well, good to do, Jacob. Even in person, we can't escape it.
00:40:24
Speaker
Oh, it's that easy. It's that easy. Dude, it's easy. Just pull it, dude. Just pull it, man. You don't have to be that slow.
00:40:41
Speaker
Oh, for goodness sake. Oh, wow. Bounce it. It's getting really... No, no, no, no. Oh, no, no, bro. Do it, do it, do it, bro. I would just center it. I don't know why you answered it on the side. No, we did it. It's in God's hands now, bro. It is in God's hands officially. So yeah, you guys evade these rats for a while, and you make your way to an
00:41:06
Speaker
end of the sewage tunneling. And there's grates, and the water goes through the grates and down. However, there is a tunnel to your left. And you can see it. There's a light, like a fluorescent bulb light. And next to that is what looks like an old elevator.
00:41:36
Speaker
Oh. But not like a shaft elevator, like a mine shaft elevator. Oh. What were you guys looking at? I was just looking at the dice roller that we made you so many years ago. It is so nice. It's very cool. There is a dice roller in my room for rolling D&D dice. And it looks very nice. It's a dragon on a castle.
00:42:06
Speaker
Anyways. I painted it. Yeah, so and next to that elevator, that like mineshaft elevator, is a like a little generator. So what do you guys want to do? What does it do? This is a generator? I mean, it probably turns on the elevator.
00:42:32
Speaker
Does it appear to turn on the elevator? Do I see any connecting wires? Look, I've played enough horror games to know that it's more of a generator that makes noise and it likes to turn on and the bugs know. Am I pulling the generator? To figure out. Like what? What? How does looking kill him? I think too hard. What? I think too hard and my brain explodes.
00:43:00
Speaker
I don't know if I'm calling it, I'm calling it. I'm leaning on the table too much. If you don't want to, you cannot pull. I cannot think about it.
00:43:11
Speaker
Which even just thinking about the generator, you're going to make a pull. Yeah, to figure out exactly what it does and how to work it. Is there like a lever pull thing? Or is there a switch on it? There's a couple of switches, a couple of dials. How would my character see it would turn on? Your character would need a pull for that. To figure out exactly how it works. All right, all right, all right.
00:43:52
Speaker
How can he fail me for looking at something? He's going blind. Let me explain. If you fail and it's in a place where you wouldn't normally die, you're basically the walking dead, and at the next earliest convenience, you will be killed. Oh, okay. Okay, I see. I see.
00:44:15
Speaker
Excuse me. Just to figure out what it does? I mean, I don't know why you're pulling this arrow when it does. Why don't we just do a real new option? You can just remove an option if you need it later. From the top floor? So we can pull from this one? What does it do?
00:44:40
Speaker
Yeah, so basically I fully understand how This is a Honda 6000 Home generator. We sell them on aisle 15 though. You have Home Depot. It's exactly three hundred and fifty thousand dollars No, it's an industrial generator
00:45:04
Speaker
gasoline generator you can tell that you're like you can hear like you kind of shake it and you hear gas like a tiny bit of gasoline and it is connected by wires to a crank that is connected to the elevator
00:45:29
Speaker
Oh, no. So it's a mechanical crank that is generated. It's the one that goes like this, but it's connected to the generator. So if we turn the generator on. So we can just do that.
00:45:50
Speaker
It doesn't have anything that would do that. It doesn't have an actual hand. I weld the stick to the crank end. You weld a sewage stick.
00:46:10
Speaker
So do you inform us of your newfound knowledge? No, I'm just, I don't know, can I start Halo later? Can I start the generator? Yeah, of course. Make three pulls. While this is happening, a rat starts to make its way down the hallway towards you guys.
00:46:33
Speaker
It gets about a third of the way there when a large humanoid figure, also this white, pustulous creature with large, thin arms and long fingers wrapped in this weird metallic cloth, walks up
00:47:00
Speaker
with what looks like some sort of club in its hand and just smashes the rat into oblivion. I think he's trying to kill us now, guys. I think Noah's a little unhinged. Yeah, he's like, this is taking too long. It is 6.30. It is time to kill.
00:47:24
Speaker
Yeah, so you guys are at the end. It's about a third of the way towards you. What do you guys want to do? If I pull out my uh... Pull out your fire extinguisher. Okay, I will work on the generator. Okay, yeah, so you want to turn on the generator? Make a pull for me.
00:47:44
Speaker
How does it turn on? It is like a series of dials, basically. It's not a pull one. It can never be that easy. Just one pull? Yeah, just one pull. For every dial you crank, you have to do what it looks like.
00:48:10
Speaker
Oh no. Oh goodness gracious. Oh my god. Oh my gosh. That was an amazing pull from Connor. It's so wobbly right now. Oh boy. This might be her right here. You know, you, you loser. He's in the end. I'm trying to save us. He's trying to save us. Okay. Yeah. So you turn on the elevator and it starts to crank.
00:48:37
Speaker
And the elevator starts coming down towards you guys. Oh, okay. Good. So we just get to watch this guy come towards us while the elevator... Yeah, exactly. Okay. This is the scene in the movie where we're like, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on. And then we all die. So what do you guys want to do to... I don't know.
00:48:53
Speaker
Well, you got to protect yourself while... What's nearby? What's around us? The sewers? It's really not a lie. There's a... So there's a great door. That is locked. And on the other side is... Oh, there's a padlock on it. It's like a regular door lock. Something opened last year. I will say that it is...
00:49:23
Speaker
would have nothing to do with the airbnb or the the best breakfast in 1983 you guys can start doing stuff now um yeah it's locked and i shoot what is it a pad mode no no it's just a
00:49:44
Speaker
Wait, so the elevator's coming down? Yes, the elevator's coming down. Very slowly. The humanoid creature is starting to walk towards you guys lumber with its club behind it.
00:50:16
Speaker
It's like the first episode of the flash when you could like see all the forensic stuff that they didn't do. I will say that like the great door is a little bit off to the to the left of the it's like a just a little distance away from the elevator shaft and
00:50:36
Speaker
and the generator. So there's a little bit of distance between the cell door and the... Wait, is that somebody outside? Yes. Oh man. It's going to hit Amazon.
00:50:58
Speaker
Alright, so the guy is coming towards us, people who are in front of me while I worked on the generator. Yeah. Bro, we're trying to record a podcast here. I know they told you how to start the generator. Can we throw like the wrench at it? I told me how to start the generator. You just told me what it does. He probably would have made you do multiple pulls if I... Yeah. I would have. Really? Yeah. I mean, I think the guy with the good arms should just throw your wrench at the guy.
00:51:24
Speaker
to throw my only melee weapon. Three poles probably to try to hit that. If I just freeze his eyes. He has a fire extinguisher. Oh yeah. Right in the face. In the face. Do you want to do that? I do. You have to get pretty close to him though. You would have to go up towards him and then spray him. And then die. Go ahead and make a pull for me. At least you die for us. Just one.
00:51:54
Speaker
It's a stereotype the smart teacher probably always dies first No way Why you always do it in the middle you do middle need to do it on this side It looks fine to me It honestly looks better than what it started from this this direction All right, so he does it yes, so you spray him in the face
00:52:28
Speaker
And the elevator finally reaches the ground.
00:52:38
Speaker
You all, what do we just do now? At the elevator? We just sit and watch. Yeah, what a beautiful elevator. I'm not going to tell you, like, you get in the elevator. Yeah, well, we do have to, we have to like open the door probably. I mean, it's like, it's like an open, it's an open. Yeah, it's open. It's a deconstructed elevator. I mean, like, or deconstructs inside elevators are that way. Yeah. It doesn't have one of those like, like things, doors that you pull. No, no, it basically just has like a handrail.
00:53:05
Speaker
And that's it. Handrail on a floor. It's like a Dark Souls elevator. Let's get out of there. I walk on the elevator. You walk on the elevator? I also walk onto the elevator. I'm surprised these guys are still alive. I slowly, well, I'm injected with meth. I can't feel anything, bro. So I hobble my way into the elevator. While that's happening... Not injected, I smoked meth. No, you injected it. No, I injected this. It's in my bloodstream. You're the weirdo who does that.
00:53:33
Speaker
So while the creature is distracted, you just get into the elevator and it starts going up and then the creature gets to you guys and grabs onto the
00:53:44
Speaker
floor of the elevator and kind of starts to pull it down a little bit. What? So I use my wrench and I smash it. Okay, go ahead and make a... Why? How does he defend himself at all from that? It's not about defense, it's about whether or not you succeed. Hit a non-moving object? This isn't like... This doesn't appear to be a game like D&D where the mechanics are all perfectly thoroughly thought out. That's tough, bro.
00:54:16
Speaker
I did like everyone else. Now it is leaking. Oh my gosh. It had that shake. Okay, okay. So I hit him. I hit him. Yeah, so you hit him. Why was that worse, like, putting it on top than it was? Because it... And he lets go. And you guys finally start going up to the surface.
00:54:40
Speaker
And you make your way to the top and the elevator stops and you guys get off and you're in a tunnel. This one is like hewn out of like rock. It looks like a mine shaft. Hewn? What does that mean?
00:54:59
Speaker
made out of. That's a really cool word. Thank you. Now you know the word here. How do you spell it? H-E-W-N. Anyways, you see a light at the end of the tunnel. That seems to be daylight. What do you guys want to do?
00:55:20
Speaker
I, I smoke more meth. And then I let Serta. Yeah, guys, that was really stressful. Give me a second. Is there a human limit? Well, we're gonna find out! We're gonna find out if there's a human limit. Kenny, it falls to the floor. It starts OD'ing. Oh, the mouth. No, don't do that one.
00:55:46
Speaker
You know, do it, Jacob. You have to. You have to. Yeah, I wouldn't recommend it, dude. I wouldn't recommend putting your hand on the table. Silence. What? Yeah. Yeah, that's right. Yeah, that's right. OK, now it is down. Puts it on top and it falls over immediately.
Surface Escape Plans
00:56:03
Speaker
Dude, leave it. Yeah, that's right. That's so bad. Kenny smokes the ball. Success. I can't believe we reached the ball for that. Oh, my goodness.
00:56:18
Speaker
Yeah, so you shoot up some more. You just pull the needle right out of your back and you're fine. You're fine for now. You're bleeding out of it, but you're fine.
00:56:39
Speaker
that you're chilling. All right, all right. So you guys make it, you guys walk out towards the light and everything is just incredibly foggy. There's just this thick blanket of watery mist and you hear the sounds of a waterfall that you can only assume to be the actual query falls
00:57:10
Speaker
that this town was named after. Is that where the flies spawn? I don't know. Why would he answer that? Pull. Pull. Pull. Pull for an insight check. Pull to no. Yeah, so you guys walk out and you guys try to navigate your way up
00:57:39
Speaker
and out onto the you find you're like right below a railing that is seems to be like a lookout spot which would normally be a lookout spot except it's way way way too foggy and misty for you to like see anything sight worthy
00:58:04
Speaker
yet we're just going to well and i'll proceed to tell all the people of grammar it's already have our break present well if you do another one so we're going to record script yes mister will live with me we might want to do it now before i leave the next time yes it's a good idea anyways uh... yes so
00:58:33
Speaker
you guys um you guys have made it to query falls of query falls we finally made it you made it to query falls you can start your teaching job you can you can get your mechanic shop speaking mechanic shops in the distance you see a building that looks like part gas station part mechanic shop um
00:58:58
Speaker
Yeah, that's what you guys see. That's really all there is that you can see in the mist. It's just very faint because there is a red fluorescent light. It's flashing. And you can see just a couple of flies are on it. Yeah. And then behind you is the query falls.
00:59:29
Speaker
They're like, waterfall. What do you guys want to do? Someone be willing to distract the flies for me?
00:59:41
Speaker
Maybe someone with a fire extinguisher? I've done so many polls already. Is there a car in there? You might guess so. This was actually the mechanic shop that you wanted to work at once you got to Cory Falls. So you know about this. There's like a fixer upper in there and you like...
01:00:03
Speaker
for some new timing belts on it and just slams it in there. Honestly, I don't think you would want to replace a timing belt at this time, you know? Like, timing belt is what, AC? A couple other stuff? Or am I thinking of a different belt? Yeah. The timing belt keeps the pistons of the engine in time. Yeah, there are. And older cars there are. And my car there is.
01:00:28
Speaker
Anyways, the timing belt keeps the pistons of the engine in time with each other basically. Yeah, so there's specifically one timing belt in the shop and it is not on the car that is in the shop. Okay. No, I'm kidding. Connor actually has to put the timing belt on his car in order for us to win. You're the mechanical engineer. Did you pull three? That's a very long process.
01:00:49
Speaker
No, you're fine. He puts the radiator fan on while the engine's on. While the engine's on? It's a little hot. A little better. Use the fire extinguisher. What happens if you put a fire extinguisher? What do you have to do? Can I not see any cars? I mean, like you're not quite at the shop. It's probably like in the garage or something. You'd have to look in the garage. You'd have to go to the garage.
01:01:20
Speaker
I'm not saying you would take a pole for that. I'm just saying you would have to go to the garage. Yeah, but the flies are there, you said, right? The flies are up, up top, on a sign. Should we just make a break for it?
01:01:32
Speaker
No, because we can stealth it. That's a good point. But also, what would be harder, stealthing it or running for it? I would say running it for it. I'm not going to make you pull. But you will most definitely attract the attention of the flies. Alternatively, if you would like to stealth it, I will make you pull. I mean, I feel like we'll have to pull. What's closer than the flies? The falls or the shot?
01:02:03
Speaker
well you're right at the falls uh... we don't we don't need to go jump into the falls i mean you could jump are there any barrels nearby you've never seen Niagara Falls barrels jumping no they kill themselves really they always die
01:02:26
Speaker
It's like cool suicide. All right, we should probably do suicide. What would there be at the falls for us? I don't know why we would go to the falls. Basically the falls was where you just came from. And there's nothing around really that seems like it would pique our interest. Well, pull for that. There's a couple of park benches and some binoculars and a
01:02:55
Speaker
a little tourist desk, a little stand, a little shack. All right, so here are the things, right? We can make a break for it and attract the flies, or we can stealth, which will involve pulling. Or you can make a break for it and attract the flies and then we just go in.
01:03:26
Speaker
Just chill. To the point where we don't have to go out of our way. No, you wouldn't have to go out of your way. So if we checked up on it, we wouldn't die immediately? No. No, you wouldn't. That smile. That smile. Inside the tourist shop. There was an ogre. Do you see that tourist shop over there? Do you want to check it out? See what's over there? You should go first.
01:03:41
Speaker
I think that's what's going to have to happen here, ladies and gentlemen.
01:03:50
Speaker
I spoke mess! So you flip over to the mess. You crippled Fiend. And it's got like park ranger stuff in it. So there's not a gun. There is actually a flare. Like a road flare. A couple of road flares. And then a little one or two way radio.
01:04:17
Speaker
Okay. Uh, how much stuff can we carry? I can carry whatever you... I'm not gonna like... Oh, no, no. There's no limit. Like Skyrim? I'm not giving you a... You better put down those cheese wheels. Is there only one two-way radio? There's only one two-way radio. Uh, wouldn't we try, like, radioing out for help? Maybe we'll send a helicopter or something. I mean, I don't know if that's gonna help, but...
01:04:38
Speaker
Might as well try. Yeah. Wait, so we searched the entire... I'm a licensed family. There's like a bunch of paperwork and like guest visitors and stuff like that. Wait, did they come with us too? There's a little bit of cash. You know, register. I'm too high to know what's going on. I'm just walking around like...
01:04:59
Speaker
You're just walking around the fog. You're lost. No, I'm with them. I'm with them. You're just lost in the sauce. Yeah. So what do you guys want to do now? Someone should try the hand radio.
01:05:16
Speaker
I'm not gonna make you pull the use of ham radio. Maybe the licensed ham radio operator. He can never be too careful. Yeah, I believe they got the knowledge. Does this person just know everything? Like, geez. Yeah, he does. He has a doctorate in everything. In everything? A doctorate in everything. You realize every time I've said, like...
01:05:33
Speaker
He's like 400,000 years old. Because he has to get eight year degrees on every single course. So you want to use it? Me. Yeah, go ahead. What are you saying to the radio? Give us one, Ariane. This is 1,300. I take the thing from him. He's like, you got it in aisle 53. There is a glass spill.
01:06:07
Speaker
I'd go to the emergency frequency, and I call for help. I don't know if they can answer. What do you say? This is KF7R or EN. I would like to request emergency evac. Emergency evac. Who is this?
01:06:38
Speaker
What's the name of the town again? Query Falls. Query Falls. Query Falls. Query Falls. Query Falls. Query Falls. Query Falls. So let me let you in on a little thing if you didn't figure it out. Y'all just came from a mineshaft from a place called Quarry Falls that let out into a waterfall. Quarry? Falls.
01:07:04
Speaker
Oh, like a quarry? Yes. Like a stone quarry? Stone quarry. And I thought you were saying like a quarry, like a question. No. Querry Falls. Question Falls. Mystery. Mystery River. It's also a world river sometimes. We're at the quarry falls, right up on top of the falls, and there is...
01:07:27
Speaker
A query. I don't even know what's happening. We're getting attacked by a swarm of giant flies. What was that? What was that? What were you saying? Did this guy just say, what were you saying? Repeat. Over. Do you want fries with that? Number nine. I would like fries with that. Okay.
01:07:56
Speaker
And then you just hear very clearly. I forgot what I was gonna say for a second there. Like the static cuts out in this very clear, very calm voice. Get to the edge of the mist.
01:08:25
Speaker
And then that's it. Is there like clearly an edge of the mist? Is there a compass in this thing? No, there's not. Is there a map? There's a map, yeah. A map of Quarry Falls. Yeah, cool. I'll take that. Yeah, you take that? Put it in your inventory. So there's a main highway road that kind of cuts into the edge of Quarry Falls.
01:08:57
Speaker
query query query query query query coral coral falls it's actually you're out now you're by the ocean
01:09:11
Speaker
Alright guys, I think that's something we gotta get to the edge of the mist. You're so right, let's do that. I think our best course of action is to somehow find a vehicle, perhaps, and then derive to the edge of the mist. He's not driving. That is exactly what he was saying here. Do you think that white guy knows how to use the elevator? There's no white guy.
01:09:41
Speaker
Oh the dude who like hung on to the... Probably not. Oh my god. Let me just give our deal what it is here. I feel like he's kind of blind, to be honest. I did freeze his eyeballs. I don't know if he knows where a button is. I grabbed it pretty good. Yeah, I was able to grab it though.
01:09:59
Speaker
Looking at the map. You are right at the edge of the falls which is clearly marked on the map of you are here because you know it's a it's a fall map or it's a map that is that you can find at the quarry falls park.
01:10:23
Speaker
you see that there is the mechanic shop slash gas station and then a little bit further you see like a diner and then a little bit further you see the driving
01:10:42
Speaker
Dude, I can go to bars now. Yes, you can. A little bit further than that, you see the bedroom for breakfast that you guys were at previously. That's how close we were. Well, I mean, we were just walking in the sewer for a little bit. You guys were walking in the sewer for a little bit. Yeah, come on, dude. Come on. All right. I guess I just have it, so I know kind of where we are. So I recommend we go to the mechanic shop.
01:11:09
Speaker
See what's there? All right, let's go to the mechanic shop Go to the gas station we'll get a vehicle and we use it to get out The fire Sounds like a good idea. All we need to do is somehow avoid the flies. Oh
01:11:34
Speaker
How do you go about that? Someone's gonna have to avoid the flies. Maybe he can take a knot in one's mouth. You guys are thinking very illinearly, I will say.
01:11:45
Speaker
there are lateral options i'm just saying. Just saying. Okay, so is there like cover that we can walk around? It's mostly like some shrubberies. It's like pretty dead. It's a little bit into winter. But other than that, there's not much. I don't know why we'd go up.
01:12:15
Speaker
He's going down and there's no way. What? He's just... He's not... He's harassing the kids. He's harassing the kids. Do not do that to my poor governice. Actually, no, that's Van Eyck. Governice, the small one. G of I. Well, why so much pressure, bro? Man, that's Giggles. He's the one that looks like he's on his last legs.
01:12:45
Speaker
the crew that's what that's not going on but i think that's the ends of the good news is crippled wasn't that is that the people are now uh... you can't keep it is gone can't read what i have a lot of political actually that's a thing you know you're right here with the g m i'll have a false everyone does
01:13:11
Speaker
y'all have options I got options I could pass that like Stockton okay wait if I if we just like walk quietly now like stealth
01:13:36
Speaker
What? Why? Okay, in that case, he's walking stealthily. I'll make you pull! Just to walk? To evade? To stealthily? Make no noise. Make sure you don't fall or trip.
01:13:54
Speaker
But I'm not actively trying to not make noise. I'm just walking normally in a quietish manner. Okay, you don't want to pull? No. Okay. I don't spin though. Okay. I'm not going though. I'm not going. No, no, no. I'm just going to get my options first. I have not been going. You don't want to pull? Okay. Die.
01:14:23
Speaker
Okay, well, if we want a car, there's flies there, guys. You can put in your two cents.
Heroic Stand and Consequences
01:14:31
Speaker
There's only two flies. There's four of us. All right, guys, I think we should take them on, honestly. Okay, I'll stand back in a hiding position while he goes towards them. No, I'm not actually gonna take them on.
01:14:50
Speaker
We're sure. I mean, you've got the rage of a methyl juice. I do stab. Yeah, it's not based on skill. It's purely based on luck and it looks like you're probably gonna die. Yeah, you start a fight So let's let's just what what are we doing guys? I don't know. I gotta go soon. I got like how fast it evokes That flies flies feed
01:15:15
Speaker
A giant bug. We can just suck a bug. A vehicular speed. A vehicular speed? What? Geez. Then their car is useless. Like a horse speed. Yeah, but we can, like, just one horsepower. We can, like, fly them. You got your fire extinguisher. Muchacho. Wow, well said. Is Daisy here? Where the hell are you? That's why Chloe's so sad. No, I'm fine. I'm just fine. She's a sad yard.
01:15:46
Speaker
Anyways.
01:15:48
Speaker
What would you guys like to do? I feel like we're going to cut out this entire section. I'd like to make Jacob kill the flies. Make Jacob kill the flies. Sorry. So you guys step back while Jacob tries to kill the flies. Ladies and gentlemen. You're hiding the tourist shop. I pump all of the meth I've got left into my system. Take a poll. It's been like five minutes.
01:16:18
Speaker
Well, I'm going out in blazing glory. I don't care I Would have made you pull too with the fact that you're like high on this
01:16:32
Speaker
Did they well you're he's pulling to regardless. Yeah, I would have put two to fight them. Oh, yeah Oh, yeah, baby, bro. Oh, I fight the floor. Yeah And it's like at a weird angle Yeah, so I take them all bro blaze of glory you you go
01:17:01
Speaker
And you scream you bare-handed You know, I've still got the stabby thingy stabby. Oh, yeah, I kept it. Yeah, bro. Okay Fair fair valid And one of them
01:17:32
Speaker
One of them comes up to you and you just impale it. Like straight through the head flies onto it. Like a kebab but it's just the head so it like swings afterwards and then like flips off. It flips you off. Alright. And then the other one comes. Oh no.
01:18:12
Speaker
The excitement is too much for this specimen. What was that? Anyways, anyways, please. I'm sorry. Yeah, and you were able to smoosh the other one under your foot. Meanwhile, what is happening?
01:18:38
Speaker
You see a white hand come from under the falls onto the rails and then it's your pal the large white humanoid creature who came up from the sewers
01:18:52
Speaker
how large is he like compared to us he's like about eight feet tall oh okay i start running at this point bro you start running at it i start i've got i pull i pulled the other pull two thing from the from the oh you snap it off so i've got two pull two pull two pull two yeah pull two i would really like your success so well if he fails oh then i gotta pull that one if he fails it gets normal
01:19:21
Speaker
It's over. Guys, it's over. Yeah, it's over. Kenny, he was too much for us. It was too much for his own spirit. Kenny. It stayed still for you. You didn't even get one hit in here. I just ran out of it. Let me describe it for you. You start sprinting towards him. You've got two little tiny swords of, I don't know, blood suckers in your hands.
01:19:50
Speaker
And he just lifts up his club and just crushes you. There is a dent in your chest where this hits you. A dent that goes all the way to the ground. So am I dead? You are dead. So the mask saves you miraculously. This is his second thought. No, no, you should have him still be alive somewhere.
01:20:24
Speaker
Why not? We all die. Well because I have to take stuff out of it as well. Why? Because it's nearing the end of the game. Aren't we supposed to, like, win? I don't know. We win. Not necessarily. But I wanna win. You wanna win? I wanna win. Okay, well, he's distracted, so I run to the mechanic shop. Okay, yeah. I will go with him. I will run with him. When this is done, bad timing.
01:20:56
Speaker
yeah to like and did not be seen by him okay let's go yeah
01:21:11
Speaker
I didn't like that. I'm gonna go with Connor. We already know this guy's slow, so as long as we, uh... Oh, are we gonna make Jacob let him go home? Yeah, Jacob can go home. Alright, Jacob, you're dead, so... Yeah, I got a belt. We had to get time. I'm on a blade. Thanks for having me, bro. Thanks for playing. Yeah, that was a lot of fun. Awesome. Thank you to the voice of my podcast. Jacob's leaving. I haven't done this yet.
01:21:41
Speaker
Thank you. Today? Not today. You're right, not today. He's had some self-control. Not today! You need 30 mics of Lenten. Oh yeah, definitely. Alright, peace out, Mike. I was going to say the same thing. Alright, see you later, Jacob. Bye, Jacob. Love you, buddy. Love you, boys. Why'd you say that like Kermit? What? Love you, buddy. Love you, buddy. Aww.
01:22:11
Speaker
Anyways
01:22:44
Speaker
Alrighty. Well, you're so merciful, only doing three. No! Why would you say that? Follow me again. Follow me. We're gonna hold it right here. Yeah, I'm not gonna help you deconstruct this tower, so I'm gonna figure it out on your own.
01:23:14
Speaker
Here we go. He's cool, thanks. You're welcome. Anyways, actually, Jacob just gets obliterated. Yes, Jacob literally was obliterated. He was killed. We didn't even make him do his second pull.
01:23:30
Speaker
You didn't need to. He broke it. I wanted him to fail the second one as well. I wanted him to get the first one and then die the second one. Like a warrior. He should have just knocked the tower over and killed the guy. And killed the guy?
01:23:46
Speaker
Remember we said that you can not attack. Well, automatic success within reason. He just explodes. I feel like that's within reason. To kill an eight foot, like, beast creature? A dude on myth that's six foot five. It's like two feet taller. He's got two knives. Guy has a club. He sacrifices his life in order to kill him. I feel like that's pretty fair.
01:24:09
Speaker
He can still see after being sprayed with compressio tin. Totally useless. This is a nemesis creature. I don't know where Atticus is, but me and you... Oh yeah, I was following you guys. Me and you!
01:24:29
Speaker
Yeah, so you guys make your way to the mechanic shop?
Mechanic Shop Dilemma
01:24:31
Speaker
Dom, not. Dom, not. Okay, so all three of us should be at the mechanic shop. All right. Yeah, we'll check you through this thing. Yeah, so you guys make it to the mechanic shop, and there's an open garage, and in that garage is an old Cadillac. Hood open, it's on the, like, on the, like, whatever, the things that, like, holds it up so you can go under it.
01:24:53
Speaker
Oh, like a jack? Yeah, it's on a jack. It's also up. Does it have the wheels on it? It's missing a tire. But it has a rim? It has the wheel?
01:25:08
Speaker
Like, did they just take the entire, like, rim off? Like, the tire is off. It's just the tire, though, right? The tire is off, and... The wheel at the rear is still there? Yes. It looks like they were cutting off a piece of the bumper, or like, around the wheel, because of a crash. There's a crumpled section on the back. Interesting.
01:25:35
Speaker
Is there a spare tire in the shop? The tire from the Cadillac is on the floor. Oh, and it's like a completely functional tire? It's a regular tire. It's filled up? It's filled up. Oh, OK. You said to put it on. Well, I pushed the button to lower it. OK. Pull for it to not make noise. What? How does that work? Yeah, so pull to make sure you don't hit the up button.
01:26:05
Speaker
So it makes some noise, and you hear a couple more thuds, which you can only assume is Jacob's body being mutilated. Are there tools there that are bigger than the wrench I currently have? There's a wrench. It's the exact same wrench, except it's like a foot longer.
01:26:27
Speaker
Now we can open up that lock. Okay, I take the footer longer wrench. The footer longer? Yeah, the footer longer wrench. I just have it. You just have it with you? Yeah, I do use it. I just keep it on me. Okay, so the car is lowered. What does it look like under the hood? Is the engine still there? The engine is mysteriously missing! Is it actually? No. It looks like it needs an oil change. Because there is no oil.
01:26:56
Speaker
Well, I mean, sometimes at the shop, they have some oil. Wait, were you joking about it meeting an oil change? Because you don't do emergency oil change. No, I was just saying, that was another thing they were doing. That's the only reason the hood was up, was because while it was there, they were just fixing everything. So we can drive it. It's fine. You don't need to worry about oil change. Yeah, you don't have to worry about the oil change. You have to worry about the tire.
01:27:26
Speaker
Oh, okay. So that was already in there still in there. Yes. Oh, okay. I thought it was empty. I thought they drained it already. Okay. They had like opened it up on top to do that. They didn't get to drain. Okay. Okay. So well, slide the tire on. Yeah. Just lower it. Take the rim off, then put the tire on. Oh, is it? That's going to be two separate poles.
01:27:52
Speaker
That's doable. OK. Go ahead. Who wants to do it? You want to do it? Do you want to do one each, or do you want to just double up? Or maybe I usually can do one. Bro, yeah. Yeah, I think I would. I usually have been in motion. I usually have been in motion. I got one.
01:28:09
Speaker
So that's just to get the rim off. Yeah. So you take the rim off, and now it's clear. Are you experienced in putting tires on a rim? Either teach or not. Because if not, then I can just do it. I've done it once, but not my character. So, no. OK. Put the tire on. Yeah, nice. Now we have to put it back on. You've replaced, what? We have to put it back on. The entire assembly of the rim. Now you have to put the tire back on. There's going to take another pull. Why did you tell him?
01:28:40
Speaker
Well, I mean, I'm not going to cheat him out. That is, it's quite a process. Mechanically.
01:28:49
Speaker
So where are you? We should be rummaging to see if there's anything missing. I'm looking around my bleeding left shoulder.
Creature's Return and Urgency
01:29:00
Speaker
Is there a full fire extinguisher? There is a second fire extinguisher. Usually there are, there's like special paper towels for oil specifically.
01:29:18
Speaker
um like the blue paper towels they have the blue paper towels okay yeah they're super absorbed that's good because we're out of them so you find some blue paper towels to put in your wound um and while this is happening um the creature from before has now made his way he's moseyed on over to the mechanic shop and he is outside um
01:29:47
Speaker
the garage door is still open right now and he is pretty close does the garage door electrical or is it on a chain um it's not a chain oh okay so we just unhook it and then just drops all right you want to make a pull to do that in time um i won't but someone else can i'll do it i'm not sure i just can do it i use just closest yeah i'll do it fine he also hasn't done very many pulls while he's doing that
01:30:12
Speaker
Do I know where they are? You do not know where they are. You touched this one. They're not in the car? They're not in the car. Are you kidding me? Oh my goodness. Can you do that better please? Can you please do that better? You're gonna kill us all.
01:30:42
Speaker
Oh my gosh, what is wrong with this? Who is second closest to the garage door? Don't pull it that way. You should eat from second closest. So once you see him fail, maybe you should have a good reaction time of doing your forehand. Because he slips in your oil. Yeah. You should have finished no blood. Oh my gosh. And I'm like, all righty, my turn. Get in a comfy spot.
01:31:11
Speaker
You're gonna be there for a while. He's like, hold on, let me figure this chain out. He's just charging forward. Here's the problem. We will have to open it in order to get the car out. Yeah, but if the doors are locked, which they might be, then that buys us some time to find the car keys. That's true.
01:31:36
Speaker
Then we can, you know, die of carbon dioxide when we start the car and all the doors are closed. So we're gonna take that? It takes like hours, and he used to say this building is air-proof, airtight. We check out the catalytic converter. There is no AC or any circulation of air in this building. It was not built to code. Okay, I'm just gonna push it back into place and we're gonna redo this.
01:32:02
Speaker
Um, something of note. Why would you do that? Um, the name of this mechanical shop is George's Garage. I think you're in Aisha's way, Chloe. It's fine. Come on. Dude, this is... I hate this man.
01:32:23
Speaker
Um, Ayush is just desperately clean. He's fiddling with that shit so hard. Ayush, you want it? You want it? Yes, I'm gonna... Yeah, I need some space for survival. It's safe. Dude, this is so falling. Dude, you just gotta pull it to the... this way. Bro, I just... The concentration in this man's face...
01:32:56
Speaker
He's getting there. Almost. Except for a slight problem. It's all balanced on the one that he's trying to pull. Just keep picking it. Just keep picking it. He's getting it. Just don't let it fall. In one hand. Yeah, I know.
01:33:25
Speaker
Yeah. All right, now put it on. Oh my god. Dude. Use the block to re-maneuver the tower. You just can't touch it with your hand. Don't push it that way. No, don't push it that way. Push it on the other side. Which way? Push it this way. Why would I push it that way? Because it's going to fall away. OK, you're so right.
01:34:01
Speaker
Now whoever does a pole next completely screwed All right, so the garage door down
01:34:13
Speaker
That much of a garage. You get the garage door down just as he's about to make it and it slams right in his face and he slams right into it and makes a little bit of a dent in the garage door. You should tie the chain down so you can't just lift it up. So right now he's kind of like pawn around on it, like smashing it, trying to smash it.
01:34:36
Speaker
You guys are on crunch time. What do you guys want to do? I'm looking for the keys. You're looking for the keys? Yeah. I will assist him in searching for the keys. Okay, you guys are doing it together. One joint pull to like find the keys. How does that make sense? Rather than probably mold. You slip an oil and die! Rather than multiple, I assume. You are not able to find the keys in time and he breaks through the garage door.
01:35:04
Speaker
killing me it's not direct it's not like oh i don't find the keys and die it's i don't find the keys in time and this allows the creature to open the door and kill me that's not gonna work yeah there's way too much away i don't know why you get the pinging thing doesn't help you get it kind of does it's the reason why i got out dude no you guys are bad
01:35:37
Speaker
You're trash. You gotta analyze the tower first and find the perfect... You tell me you can't see the space in between the blocks so there's not weight upon. It's that easy, dude. You should put on your glasses. Dude, look at the back side. None of it is on the back one.
01:36:03
Speaker
I wonder which one's getting picked next. Oh, I remember which one. Down there. There you go. Thank you. Oh, no! You're pushing it out! You're pushing it out! Oh, wait. If this one falls out, does that count? Yes, that counts. As a death? Yes. Oh, OK. No, one hand.
01:36:40
Speaker
Oh my gosh, this is getting worse and worse every time! Please. I think your best bet is just to push it back a tiny bit on this side and then swing it all the way over.
01:36:56
Speaker
and then pull it out this way. Oh, that was a smart play on Noah's part. But you are pushing the back blocks out if you are in it. Oh goodness. That block isn't even in the tower.
01:37:26
Speaker
Not touching anything else. I wanted to make it. I wanted to make it so bad.
01:37:58
Speaker
Bro, you've pushed it so far off. You've done so much damage. Like this back block here would be so easy to take out.
01:38:24
Speaker
You gotta push it back in! I'm just looking for the keys,
Final Escape and Safety
01:38:31
Speaker
bro. You find the keys. It takes you a good long time, but you find the keys. You guys all hop into the car.
01:38:39
Speaker
And just, who's in the driver's seat? Who's in the driver's seat? How about we say this. I was also helping him find the keys. We rebuild it and do a second pull. I'm gonna make it really hard. It's like advantage in DMD. I'm gonna make it really hard. I'll allow it for story purposes, for plot.
01:39:14
Speaker
I'm not finding the keys. I'm finding the keys in time in order to easily escape the uh...
01:40:00
Speaker
I'm not going to make this easy though. I hope you know that I'm taking out a lot of these.
01:40:39
Speaker
How do you feel?
01:40:50
Speaker
I was impressed that it didn't fall sooner with your... My technique. Like literally the block on the back was exposed. I wasn't paying attention to that unfortunately. It's just a problem when you're not able to... No, it wasn't exposed before you did your pull. You caused it to be the entire stack shifted one block over. That's fun. There's just one that's just sitting on top.
01:41:26
Speaker
I mean, the one you're ready. I will. I sure will. No, you're just gonna knock. Oh, I guess we die. I mean, if no one knocks it over. Well, I'm setting it up for you. I automatically succeed. This is pretty easy. Yeah, I can see like four. Stop saying that. Well, you fail. I just not fail. Yeah, and that would be an easier task.
01:41:58
Speaker
If you don't make Noah feel like it's... How do you even stack that? Once you're done, you'll be like... I'm gonna pull a Connor. Except you get to balance it. If I was able to cradle it, that would have been easier. I'm not touching it.
01:42:28
Speaker
You don't have to follow the rules, Noah. I know, I know. Why didn't you put that one there? Hmm? Oh, because it's gonna change once I pull the lesser mount. Bada-boom. Bada-bing. And I honestly can't see that side, so I'm sure there's a bunch of good options there. You're good to pull?
01:42:58
Speaker
y'all need to go oh my gosh i told you she just found the keys cars like blind you found the keys you can literally see the gap above the blocks it makes so yeah so it's a lose um yeah so you find the keys um and you get in the car
01:43:23
Speaker
And so I assume you're you're in the driver's seat because you have the keys I guess yeah, yeah, so you you How are you guys getting out of this place? There is a monster? In the front yeah in the front of the garage The garage door is closed. How are you getting out?
01:43:43
Speaker
Um, so one of us can like yank the chain and open the garage door really quickly and then you can just ram into the guy, throw him to the side, we all run into the car, and head off. I'm assuming it starts. What? I'm assuming the car starts. No, it's like... It's perfect. It's like perfect condition, minus the oil. It's running on 3,000 miles without an oil chain.
01:44:12
Speaker
It's on, it's actually on like 2,000 miles. It's literally just, what? It's like a show car. It's like, amazing paint job, except for the, like, it got, it got hit in the back. Sick. Alright. Cause that's what old people do, is they collect cars. That sounds like a good idea. Probably you should do it, because he's injured. Fair enough. I mean, the yanking. The yanking of a chain. Are you yanking my chain?
01:44:44
Speaker
I will jump and leave the door open, I guess. I will leave the door open for Connor. Are there like, is it like bench seats in the back or are they separated seats? They're bench seats. Okay, so I could just dive in if I could do. You could, yeah. No, there's a tiny little bump in the very middle. Wait, I can't drive steak. So he starts revenue.
01:45:11
Speaker
in an automatic letting the guy know that we're ready to leave. I can drive a stake. You drive a stake. He's a teacher. He's old. Traffic school. Driving school. No, I used to drive with my dad in his truck while we listened to him. Did you guys pull to do the chain? I'm the only one pulling the chain. Yeah. He's already in the car. Yeah, they have them pulled for it.
01:45:41
Speaker
Redeem yourself. That one looks pretty loose. Make sure to check both sides always. Because it's better to pull from the right side. This one there looks pretty loose right on the top, or the third row. The one below it also looks pretty loose, this one here. That's row five. You can move like pineapple juice.
01:46:12
Speaker
I would avoid leaning on the table. Dave, are you okay? You haven't touched your car in a few days. I'm always getting up all in there. I'm just going to go for it. Okay, I yanked the garage door open. I'm worried that this top section is going to fall when we put the weight on it. I don't know. It's probably fine.
01:46:38
Speaker
you grab on and you just jump to the top. And Atticus hops in, you gun it, you head straight into the side of, it's like, he's kind of like catacorn to you, so you hit him at an angle. And he kind of spins almost comedically. It's like a cartoon.
01:47:07
Speaker
Yeah, he does a little tornado action and now the car is outside and the beast is kind of dizzy and You guys hop into the car, but unfortunately unfortunately the beast grabs you with its hand and pulls you out
01:47:33
Speaker
I hand, I use my... I cradles you gently and says, it's okay, you did the best you could. It's okay. You're not any less worthy because of that. It's okay. And then it absolutely crushes your skull, like between sands. And the two of you...
01:47:54
Speaker
uh... make it out uh... they just watched that and they're totally fine they're completely alright they do not have a map however they get out onto the road but they get onto the highway and you guys in your brand new Cadillac with only two thousand miles almost brand new except for the big dent in the side which you guys can fix probably
01:48:25
Speaker
I guess. Probably. Oh, like, eventually. Eventually. I was like, why don't you please- Once we're safe from everything, then- No, I'm saying you basically just got a new car. And you get- you're able to find where the Airbnb is, or the Bed and Breakfast, and you guys, from there, retrace the trip that you're- the bus that took you into the city.
01:48:51
Speaker
or into the town you go back the way it came from and eventually you make it out of the mist and into a clear blue sunny day through the trees and that you can hear the trickle of water from a river a little distance away and you're safe.
Game Reflections and Conclusion
01:49:13
Speaker
He survived. For kind of almost made it. He was monologuing, guys. Maybe one of you could have stepped in, sprayed him in the face. Hey, I literally, I was driving. I hated I used my fire extinguisher. Yes, my one functioning arm. I'm going to be like, hey, die.
01:49:36
Speaker
You guys ever used a fire extinguisher? I know. Is it powerful? It has to be on the can, right? It's pretty fun. So there's a little tube, and then there's a little squeezy thing with a pin in it. Yeah, so I'm going to need two working hands to do it, which I don't have. Well, there are ones without a tube. It's just got a little nose. I'm pretty sure the one with the nose is the old one. It's like the old fashioned massive one. Yeah. And that's the game? That's the game? Wow.
01:50:04
Speaker
No one sacrificed themselves. Nobody sacrificed themselves. Jacob kind of did. Yeah, but he didn't do anything well. It was ineffective. And you just died. I just died. You just got crushed. Nice. Very hype. Cool, that was... Great. I feel like that was pretty good content. That was great. Plenty of content.