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Episode 017: Contraband ft. Munny
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In a first for the pod, Dom and Dommer welcomes its first guest: Munny. Together, the three friends discuss everything that needs to be put to bed like: malls, mall maps and mall parking. Okay, maybe that was just Dasha. In reality, the group really goes in on high school fashion choices, aliens and everything that happened at Coachella.
Dom and Dommer is about two friends who talk about everything under the sun and over the moon. We're not only global, we're interstellar. We're also local. Right at your backdoor. We talk about the dumb and the profound. The high and low. So strap in and strap on.
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Transcript
Origins & Misunderstandings
00:00:11
Speaker
They're not from where I'm from. Where I'm from is where they make Caucasians. Where where is that from specifically? It's a pot. It is a big, big pot. And you kind of get born out of like an orc in Lord of the Rings. You kind of get scooped right out of there.
00:00:23
Speaker
and The fact until orc, I was on board with what you were saying. Cauldron? You cauldroned in a way? No, like a pot. Like I thought you were like going for the metaphor. Oh, there's like a metaphorical pot of this area where people who are Caucasian are from. Yeah.
00:00:38
Speaker
Yeah, well, I mean, I was born in Kazan, Russia, which is a territory where people there are Caucasian. No, they're Tatarian, which are people that are, like, of Mongol descent that conquered parts of Eastern Europe.
00:00:57
Speaker
I'm Tatarian, but I do eat fish. so That's called pescatarian. Yeah, that's pescatarian, my love. um Well, then i I'm incorrect, Dasha. I apologize. You are using the term Caucasian correctly. You also detonate
Nickname Struggles & Guest Tease
00:01:12
Speaker
me. What's my real name?
00:01:13
Speaker
Oh, my God. Boss baby bitch ass or something like that? What was it? Pig titties? Let's settle. By the end of this, we're going to settle on what it is because I haven't even picked it yet. Yeah, you did tell us what to call you and I. And then I forgot myself because I. Oh, OK. Huff and glue. All right.
00:01:29
Speaker
All right. All right, everybody. Dom and Dom. Wait, no, we actually have to do an introduction. OK, I was like, well, this is the intro, I guess. We're going to talk lesbians and being Caucasian. Oh, it's definitely going to be part of it. I'm definitely at keeping that. Testing, testing. um Okay, everybody. Hey, everybody. This is going to be different. Today's different. Today is different. Today is very different. Why is it different? There's something in the air. I've been thinking. I've been thinking. I've been pondering. I've been pontificating on why today is different. Is it because you have a new name?
00:02:03
Speaker
Yeah, it's because I have a brand new name and we're going to settle on what that is by the end of the episode and I'll think of it and it's going to real good. But before we get to my actual name, ah today's going to be a little different because it's not going to be just me and Anya today. we We have someone real special. Real special. Who we talk about quite often on the pod.
00:02:23
Speaker
And, you know, they say, don't talk about someone's behind their back. Say to their fucking face. Say it to their fucking face. That's what we're going to tell our guest, who we love so much, who's here, how much we love them. my God. Who is
Introducing the Special Guest
00:02:33
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it? is it?
00:02:33
Speaker
Intro, intro, intro. so it ah money the money music. Money music. that's right That's where Jordan puts a little. That's right. Oh, it's what you think I'm going to make him do any production value on this. was going to say, it's sweet that you think that he edits the pod. Yeah.
00:02:49
Speaker
um you He gave us the intro, the outro, and plenty of conversations, but I'm not making them edit it. I'm making you edit it. yeah Yeah. Yeah. So sorry. I'll put a ding. I'll put several dings. Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. I'll give you some anonymous po positive feedback for that. Oh, yes. Oh, gosh. The anonymous positive feedback. Well, thank you guys for having me. Of course. Thank you for being here. on our show called Dumb and Dumber. Listen, I got to get, i got to, we got to get those, ah you know, milestones. We got to hit the marks, you know, so I'm here keep the ship running. Got to sync the audio. Yeah.
00:03:28
Speaker
yeah No, it's really exciting because we do talk about you all the time. And at some point we were like, we need a we need to bring money on. I'm thinking of how excited and proud your mom is going to be.
Vaping Banter & Friendship Dynamics
00:03:40
Speaker
oh but That was actually one of the first things that I wanted to say. loyal listener. Was hello my mom.
00:03:46
Speaker
um Which, on whatever day this is, I will have most likely spoken to her at some point. So, who um hi mommy. I love you. is it Hi, my name's mommy. i love you too.
00:04:00
Speaker
yeah I hope the weather is is nice down in Florida right now. Hope it's not too humid. It probably would be. yeah You know, it's unpredictable. Now, I know you had texted me about, like, the the Vegas got Gaga tickets. And now I'm, like, even more so, like, maybe I should, even if they're, you know, hundreds of thousands of dollars. It's so funny because I happen to have a ticket.
00:04:28
Speaker
Okay. Hardcore. So I have an I have a question for you. as of course Yeah, let's get into it. I'm sorry. Big. ten Thank you. Never forget your opinion on Darian could not go an hour without his vape. What's your opinion on that?
00:04:48
Speaker
I'm sorry. What part was my. Wow. Yeah. That Darian can't go an hour without his vape at the Fred show. Oh, that's pretty typical. Oh, fuck. Okay. Well,
Political Engagement & Generational Differences
00:04:58
Speaker
yeah, I was hoping to be. That's what you want to dig up. Yeah. The grave right now. I thought you were about to. My need for a vape at a fucking Fred Fred again. Well, what? that You're perfect. There's nothing else.
00:05:08
Speaker
Anya.
00:05:11
Speaker
Anya has done way more problematic things than hit a vape every 20 minutes. Let's talk about also the treatment towards you last episode.
00:05:22
Speaker
What treatment towards me in the last episode? But like we talked about, the vulnerability that you were putting forth and Darian's blatant Anya's blatant... Shut down.
00:05:36
Speaker
Did you shut me down? so Well, now i'm trying to think. What did I say to Dasha? did like because It's more like what you didn't say to Dasha. Oh, I think I was digging for a compliment. I really was. i was hoping that you were going to ah say back every nice thing I said about myself. Yes,
00:05:52
Speaker
I was really hoping you were going to affirm my, um, yeah, I was like, please, please say this to me. you're, you make me feel better about all the things I feel bad about myself for. And you're such a good friend. And I, so I turned to you to feel good about myself and you go, well, I'm glad that you feel that way.
00:06:11
Speaker
just You're going to take a break.
Standing Out in Family & Personal Style
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Verbatim.
00:06:20
Speaker
Well, I'm glad that you feel that way. you a I will say there is like a ton of times where I will listen back as I'm editing and I'll be like, oh, Dasha said something there that was like a perfect setup for for a response for me. And then I just bulldoze past And I'm like, oh, or like that was like a real real nice like thought she had there.
00:06:46
Speaker
And I don't know where my brain was, but then I'm like, i just I just skip. I literally skip over. I'm like, uh-huh, and then move move on. And you've brought it up once, Shannon, the money, money, Shannon, big tits. Okay, we're even. It's so funny. I know. Well, you guys did it to me like 10 times over that one sentence. so Yeah. um You're a Darian right now. You're really acting like Darian. You're wearing a big athletic shorts. Listen. my God. You got to see AOC yesterday.
00:07:14
Speaker
i did. I saw AOC yesterday. How was she? Was she cool? I cried. Yes, she's the coolest. I was literally crying. It's like she's just an amazing speaker and connects so easily with everybody. And I was like in complete awe. And at one point she was talking about like her father passing away. And I just
Lady Gaga's Coachella Performance
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started sobbing. I was like, can you imagine like.
00:07:39
Speaker
having your dad pass away before you're 20 and then, you know, knowing that like, this is where you are right now, like helping people like that must, you must've made your father super proud. So proud. Yeah.
00:07:50
Speaker
So anyway, and she was amazing. Did anyone comment on the fact that like so many people were out at Coachella and not at the rally?
00:08:02
Speaker
No, I mean, I looked around, i I told Jordan, I'm like, it didn't seem like there's a lot of young people here. Like, You know, there were there were not a lot of Gen Z, let's say, like Gen Z or genna Gen X or whatever. They probably don't really know who Bernie is. Really?
00:08:15
Speaker
I mean, that's before their time. how old are they? am I crazy? How old are they? Well, what? night they They definitely couldn't vote. yeah I mean. running for president, right? It is true that Bernie's, like, moment of...
00:08:33
Speaker
big fame, like mainstream wise, yeah the election, like, yeah, that was already what a decade ago, almost. I think it was it was one of the first elections that we we were able to vote in.
00:08:47
Speaker
And us being like, right on the cusp. Yeah, yeah, I guess if you're eating millennials before Gen Z, like, I think Gen Z starts in 95.
00:08:58
Speaker
so They know. They saw him at Coachella. They liked it. I know. I was going to say. He to Coachella? Girl, he opened. He opened for somebody. Opened. Opened. Please tell me more.
00:09:09
Speaker
He went out there and he did a little ditty. A little bit? little bit. A skit? No, he sang Gangster's Paradise. I believe you. No, no, no. He just came out there and... No, no, no. He came out and he gave a little talk about how, you know, the planet is dying, how the people, the young people could save it and like...
00:09:27
Speaker
rich people suck and they were like yeah totally these tickets cost two thousand dollars i'm like what you pay he's trying he's getting his little ass out there's 83 year old ass he's like it was so hot there was like three medical emergencies happening during the whole thing it was like yeah and he and i was like damn he's out here it's like it's like really hot in this you know not to like whatever like be ageist or whatever but if once you hit 80 it's hard to be outside when it's really hot Yeah, well, he's also not on, you know, LSD or something either. Yeah, I don't know about that. My grandpa was like 90-something, and he would keep the thermostat cranked in his house, and he'd have his little sweaters on. Like, he was like a little lizard. He loved the heat.
00:10:08
Speaker
He was a little lizard. Little lizard. Little lizard. We were like, jeez, Papa, it's like 99 degrees in here. Papa. Papa, it's a sauna.
00:10:20
Speaker
Papa. we ah will We are going to take another shot. Yeah, we're going to take another shot. We'll be right back with more of your favorite Dom and Dahmer featuring Money.
00:10:35
Speaker
Dom. Dahmer.
00:10:53
Speaker
What is like something you did in high school that is like, like a trend or something that you completely regret? Regret? Or like look back and you're like, what the fuck? Like that was so wild that I did that.
00:11:06
Speaker
Binge drinking. Okay, but that's just cool. I'm talking about something that's not cool that you did. Binging is super cool. was not cool the way I did it. um I did it with my pinky out.
00:11:20
Speaker
And I just go. um Like something I regret that was, I don't know, dating older men. Okay, again, not a trend, you guys. I'm talking about so light, light. Like, um I had fringe bangs. Oh, micro bangs, micro bangs. But I don't regret it.
00:11:39
Speaker
i do it again. Okay, i i think I think this question clearly doesn't work because I've had to now set it up three times. So we're going to move on past this question. I mean, I made some extremely ah questionable decisions fashion-wise. Is that what we're talking about? Yeah, why not?
00:11:57
Speaker
But, you know, i don't regret it at all because i had so much fun. And like, you know, why not? I would go back in a heartbeat and i would make all of the same fashion choices.
00:12:11
Speaker
Being seen was just really fun. It looked, I wanted that. Like that was my secret thing, but my parents would never like let me. buy the clothes or the makeup and I always wanted to do it. i thought it was so cool.
00:12:23
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Yeah, I guess I was really lucky that
Fashion Regrets & Youthful Expressions
00:12:26
Speaker
my parents were like, they let me, you know, they weren't stoked on it. You know, like there were certain things where I was like, okay, for this thing, like no pink hair, like let's do, let's, you know, you're seeing your photos, you got to have normal colored hair. And I was like, okay, you know, I can make that compromise.
00:12:46
Speaker
But in general, They were like, okay, but this is the way she's going to express herself, I guess. This this is the way she's going express herself.
00:12:58
Speaker
It is, like, awkward. the Like, my mom let me dress up the way i wanted to most of the time for, like, family photos. And there was, like, a bracket of time where I was really...
00:13:11
Speaker
doing my own thing. And I'm like, I look back and I kind of regret that oh photo shoot. You know, it was like my mom, my brother and i and I think the dog too.
00:13:23
Speaker
And everyone is in like a cute, you know, classy outfit. And then there's me with like turquoise hair, ah a ripped up, like a, ah white t-shirt that i ripped apart and then painted like monster on it and then had like little tight pants like the ones you'd get at hot topic with like crazy looking shoes and i was being all like moody like in the corner while they were all just trying to take like a nice wholesome family photo
00:13:56
Speaker
100% girl. I literally have a family a Christmas card exactly like that. Like I had bleach blonde hair and I'm wearing jeggings. yeah And my family is like, you know, they all have like dark brown hair and brown eyes. And like they're all wearing their nice little outfits and like look real classy and real nice. And then I'm off to literally this photo I talked to my therapist about at one point of being. And she was like, how does that work?
00:14:24
Speaker
how does that photo like how does that make you feel i mean its it was deeper than that I have a great therapist but it was something that I was like this stuck with me looking at that family photo and being like wow I don't like feel visually seeing that representation of feeling like I didn't fit in but I feel like it Like, which came first, the chicken or the egg? oh Right? Because I feel like me dressing that way in the first place was because I felt like I didn't fit in with my family, because I felt like I
Gaga's Performance Analysis
00:14:59
Speaker
didn't fit in. Like, I was expressing what I felt like my true self was. Mm-hmm.
00:15:04
Speaker
I feel like same with you. I feel like you bonded over this and that's the us being that way when we were younger is what has kind of informed us to be the type of people that we are as adults. You're being honest. People are going to see the pictures of you and be like, oh yeah.
00:15:19
Speaker
But that is that the the journey of being an artiste, though, I feel, which we can segue into the Gaga's Coachella performance, because I feel like that was kind of not like the shame about it, but she was referencing like a lot of her different eras of her music. And she's never had a misstep. I'm so sorry. She's never had a misstep. That woman never misses. Yeah.
00:15:46
Speaker
I was freaking out watching it. I was literally going, she's wearing the boots. She's wearing the boots. At one point I went, that's the poker face, uh, bathing suit. She wore in the music video.
00:15:58
Speaker
I was like, I was having an i was having a panic attack. I loved it so much. It was so good. it so It was really good. um there, I loved like a lot of the like metaphors and kind of visuals that she was creating.
00:16:15
Speaker
Um, it was funny seeing moments where i was like, Ooh, this is like the first night. Oh, what are what are those moments? Say more. Okay.
00:16:28
Speaker
Well, we don't have to go. No, we're going point by point. We don't have enough time. I want to know. we don't But there were two ones I can remember right now that were like, Ooh, like they're going to talk about that after.
00:16:42
Speaker
One is when she's singing. I'm
00:16:49
Speaker
i'm trying to remember the song. But anyway, she's singing and the team
Concert Expectations & Iconic Performances
00:16:52
Speaker
comes around her and like she kind of like dips down and she's still singing. And then she runs to the back of the stage and it's good it's about to go into like an interlude. Oh, they showed her. Okay. But they...
00:17:06
Speaker
Like there was definitely like a lighting cue that should have been sooner. And like, I think they should have shut off her mic or like faded it out at a different time. Cause it just seemed very like clunky of like, Oh, are we not?
00:17:17
Speaker
Oh, is this okay? And then it was Oh, okay. We're clearly going into a transition. And then the other moment was, and I know this is like, like somewhat iconic, but at the same time,
00:17:31
Speaker
When she comes out with her dancers so and they're all using the skeletons. Yeah. First of all, absolutely wild.
00:17:43
Speaker
second luxury Secondly, there were so many moments where you can see in her face. And I was like having this moment of like, this is... you know, Gaga in this stage of her career, because i bet in her mind she's smiling through this being like, this is ridiculous. You can see in her face, she is like doing a smile that is like a like, I'm yes, I'm here. I know this is what's happening. And she's like flinging. Swinging a party city skeleton around my way. Single handedly keeping that party city alive. Yes.
00:18:18
Speaker
Swinging the skeleton around. And then there's a moment where she's like clearly on the opposite beat of everyone behind her. And she just like kind of does this smirk. And she's just like, mm hmm. Yeah, we're just we're doing it. And yes, these are clunky. And we're swinging them around and they're we're hitting each other with these skeletons.
00:18:35
Speaker
For me, I was like, she's she the skeleton on her thing was connected to her bustle. You could see the metal part of it. So it was like she didn't have to carry it, which is actually very smart as a performer to not have to carry this thing. Right.
00:18:49
Speaker
All her dancers, though. Were. And they were like fucking it because like hers was far enough away. It looked like dancing. But with the other people, I mean, the leg was over the shoulder. They were like, i mean, it was fucking. They were fucking those little skeletons. I mean, they did. At one point they put the skeletons on the ground and started thrusting on them. And I got to say, as a person who loves so who loved salt burn, I was digging all of it. I'm like, yeah, you fuck that thing to death. You fuck the dead thing.
00:19:15
Speaker
You fuck it to the death. I loved it. Yeah, necrofilia comes up way too much in this pod with you. Does it? When has it ever come up before? it has come up before. and two, that happens in salt burn.
00:19:27
Speaker
A skeleton, though? No, he fucks a grave with a dead body in it. How did that even work?
00:19:34
Speaker
It could work. Okay. No, but don't know. I was just... i was i was i fucking loved it. My favorite
Music Preferences & Humor
00:19:42
Speaker
part was the GoPro aimed directly at her pussy as she was in that litter box thing.
00:19:50
Speaker
I was dying when when she started... I mean, the angle right away, because it it kind of... um was pointing at her cleavage at one point. They cut away and it was just like looking down her shirt.
00:20:02
Speaker
And I was okay. And then it cut away and I'm like, so it's still there, which means, and she was doing this hip thrust. I'm like, that camera's capturing an angle that no one will see. and then they cut to the angle and it's just her crotch. She's humping the ground. And I'm like, amazing I love you.
00:20:17
Speaker
Where have you been? obsessed. You're awfully quiet. I'm just thinking. As the person that texted us before this taping saying that we needed to... Talk about it um Despite my accused hatred of...
00:20:32
Speaker
I say one time that I love her but don't immediately get her music. And now i was laughing so hard when you texted that. I was like, I love that it's now evolved too.
00:20:44
Speaker
Even though Shannon hates Lady Gaga. Could admit when she's good. Yeah. I mean, it's it's important that you you know the truth and we know the truth is that you absolutely despise her. is the right word, I would say. Yeah. I love being vulnerable. Yeah.
Mormon Culture & Performance Norms
00:20:59
Speaker
I remember I was like, oh, I don't like Tate McRae. And your reaction to that was like, she's actually really talented and really good. And I'm like actually wrong. I'm like, oh, fuck. Yeah, shit. I fucked up.
00:21:11
Speaker
I actually love Tate McRae. Justice Tate McRae. That's actually why I agreed to come on to the podcast, is because I had a lot to say about Tate McRae. What about Jade? you think about Jade? Oh, actually, I've heard of this really incredible new artist.
00:21:26
Speaker
Who? Jade. Oh, wow. Hey, you know what? Neither Tate or Jade were were at coach Coachella, so. That's right. They're not big enough yet. Not big enough yet.
00:21:38
Speaker
Let's give Debbie Dawson some airtime. Debbie Dawson? The person that you showed me. i did? Are you gaslighting yourself?
00:21:49
Speaker
This is not okay. You can't do this to yourself. Debbie Dawson? You killed the music. and Oh, my God. What?
00:22:00
Speaker
Is that her name? Was she at Coachella? No, I don't think so. Oh, okay, okay. Wow, I thought you were going to be right there with me. um Yes, she's amazing. Have you listened to her? No, it sounded like um like a Christian folk song. Super Christian. Oh, and a lot of her other stuff is actually very like folk. She's got kind of like a dolly part in Sabrina Carpenter way about like Casey Musgraves, way she sings. Musgraves. Musgraves?
00:22:31
Speaker
It's a family name. Musgraves. That's how they made their fortune. It's Musgraves. Musgraves. You know, from the Moose Graves, uh, from the famous and Tennessee of the Moose Graves, the Tennessee Moose Graves.
00:22:46
Speaker
How am I supposed to say Musgraves? Is that, I don't know how to say her name yet. Or is it Musgraves? That's what I just said. Musgraves. Yeah. Instead of moose graves. Yeah.
00:22:57
Speaker
Yeah. I think it's that. What about the moose knuckles? Cut that out, Jordan. Cut that out. that out What about the moose knuckles? You like them? You don't like them? What's going on? Yes or no? Yes or no? Moose knuckles. Is the moose s knuckle like a man camel toe? It's a female camel toe. No, you're right. It's a man. It's the balls.
00:23:19
Speaker
Okay. it's That's what the moose knuckle is. Yeah. It's like if you flip your boner up and it's just your balls. Yeah. Moose knuckles. That's what every time Benson Boone wears that blue jumpsuit, I'm always looking for the moose knuckles.
00:23:31
Speaker
You saw his performance. You did with the Bohemian wraps. Yeah. I mean, i I saw like the opening and then I shut it off. um But I did see him jump from the second floor.
00:23:44
Speaker
that's his whole That's his whole vibe. that's what i i That's what I said to... I forget who was. Was it you? ah was like, when he did his Grammy performance and he flipped off the piano and then like he started doing all these performances and he flipped... I was like, this guy, for the rest of his career, he's got to keep this up.
00:24:03
Speaker
He can't. He has to maintain his ability to flip and to sing this song, which his hit... His big song, whatever. Beautiful things that I've got. Hey. Such a hard song. That's impossible to sing.
00:24:16
Speaker
He's got to sing it for the rest of his life. And he's got to do flips during it forever. He's like a committed. it You know, the drag queens that like are flips and you know, yeah that's literally it. Well, and like that. he And just like he showed at Coachella, you're saying he jumped from the second story.
00:24:32
Speaker
How's he He's going to by the end of his career, he's going to have to be. parachuting, paragliding. yeah he is Into his own concerts. He's on a fucking Red Bull rocket in one of those squirrel suits just being like, beautiful, thanks to my God.
00:24:49
Speaker
And Darian's just pausing it and zooming in to find the moose knuckle. Is there a moose knuckle there? It's still there all these years. Yeah, finally now with the parachute equipment wrapped around him, his dick is just in full display. He's like, I just don't even wear pants now. Zero gravity, moose knuckle. Hot.
00:25:06
Speaker
Yeah. Hot. Dude, I feel bad for him, but also like I don't because he could always pivot his career to like anything else. Like he's a dude, so he could do whatever the fuck, you know? And he's Mormon.
00:25:17
Speaker
What? So he's got that going for too. Mormon? That's why he's doing what he does now because he couldn't do it as a Mormon. That's not how that works. They're like, put on special underwear. He's like, I'm never going to wear underwear and I'm only going to wear jumpsuits.
00:25:30
Speaker
I'm only doing flips. Yeah. Mormons don't do any of that. They don't flip. They don't wear jumpsuits like that. They don't flip. going to successful. They soak, though. He's going to be successful. You guys heard of that?
00:25:41
Speaker
Benson? What? thats Soaking? You guys heard that? I know exactly what you're talking about. Ew, like golden showers? No. No. Tell him. Tell him. I was going to say, Dasha, why don't you tell us about soaking? Tell him. Tell him. Tell him. Tell him. Tell him. Oh, like all the men soak together?
00:25:54
Speaker
notice sort These are Mormons. Okay. So it's for straight Mormons. Hetero norm. And all of this is alleged. We don't know where we don't know. Hey, BYU, you let the secret out of the bag. We all know about it. You know what I mean? It's like, sorry.
00:26:10
Speaker
Basically, they put their dick into someone and then their friend moves the bed up and down to mimic. Because it doesn't motion. Yeah. Yeah.
00:26:22
Speaker
So let's say you're inside of someone and you are completely still. You're just on top of them while being inside of them. And then ah money and I come over and we push on the bed and we move the bed up and down, up and down, up and down. motion But you're not creating. them Yeah. So it does so you're going to come, obviously, because how could you not? I mean, that's the sexiest thing I've ever fucking heard. But the sinners are me and Dosh. Yeah.
00:26:45
Speaker
But you're still, the person's still putting something in to something else. you're not moving. Yeah, that's a technicality. Yeah, but you moved to get in there. You didn't move in. You fell. you He tripped.
00:26:57
Speaker
You Benson Boone flipped off a piano. You jumped out of a plane with your moose knuckle. Interesting. and And you just happened to have entered someone. Yeah. And what are we going to do, not help you come?
00:27:09
Speaker
Come on.
Religion & Technology
00:27:10
Speaker
That's a waste of ah a dismount. Right. So pretty good accuracy. yeahll they'll get They'll try to get around anything. That's what I'm saying. Just let them fuck. Let them fuck. My God.
00:27:21
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are conquering some controversial topics. What, Mormonism? Mormonism. sound even To me, at this point, if you came up with a religion at a point where people had like photographic evidence of, like um I don't know, anything, once once you could take photos with a camera. No more religion. You can't be like, I'm coming up with a new religion. Because at that point, like we could disprove it.
00:27:43
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cameras the true anti-religion that's my that's my stance that's why dogs don't really like cameras this because because dog is god backwards what's up whoa tasha you got it is this new information
00:28:03
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Whoa. Whoa. way, man. No way. Dogs are God backwards. That's why dogs fucking hate cameras. Dogs are the children of God. They really are. I saw the cutest one today. believe the doggies are the future.
00:28:20
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My later's out.
Nightmares & Dream Analysis
00:28:22
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thank you um Okay, I think we're going to a break and come back come bra um come back with our favorite game.
00:28:30
Speaker
Baby, come back. Baby, come back to me. we're going to come back. Yeah, we are. And Money Music has a ah ah bunch of yes or nos for us, so we're going to get into it. We are going to get into it. Bye. Bye.
00:28:58
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Hi, welcome back. We are back. Oh my gosh. We're better back. And if you're just tuning in this late in the the competition, um we are with Money, Money Music, at Money Music.
00:29:13
Speaker
No, is it at Money Music? Yeah. M-U-N-N-Y. Okay. Because I never said that until other people refer to you as Money Music. because that is Well, that's the thing. No, you mean is it my name, Money Music? Like people will.
00:29:26
Speaker
People that's what people refer to me as money i like music. And I'm like, it's just money. Yeah. But because the Instagram handle is money music. That's where that's where they're getting it, which makes sense.
00:29:40
Speaker
But like I don't have like like my bio, like my name is just money. It's not. Yeah. You should have done 69, 69, 69, 69.
00:29:51
Speaker
Wait, say that again? I'll write it down. Uh-huh. Yeah. And then they'll be like, this is money, 69, 69, 69, 69. Try it. Say
00:30:03
Speaker
Listen, I'm giving you options because I am a PR genius nightmare. Mm-hmm. So. Genius nightmare. Genius nightmare. For sure. That solidifies you. That is definitely a summary.
00:30:15
Speaker
A genius nightmare? Genius nightmare. is it a nightmare genius? No, it's definitely genius nightmare. yeah Okay, I see you. Yeah, because a nightmare genius would be like somebody who knows a lot about nightmares.
00:30:29
Speaker
And and and i a genius nightmare is somebody who's genius, but also a little bit of a nightmare. OK, that one is true then. Yeah. Someone who's genius at nightmare. Who knows a lot about nightmare. Just so many facts.
Belief in Aliens & Skepticism
00:30:43
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Yeah. Pull them out of it. I'm Freddy Krueger. When you describe to them what your nightmare was, they'll they know what it means. I know everything. Like, oh, my teeth were falling out. They're like, you have a lot of regrets. All right. Welcome. Okay. We are about to play our favorite game. yeah Yes or no.
00:31:05
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With a special guest, which is like a big different segment for us. It's going to be. Yeah. This is huge. triple the Yes. Triple the no. Exactly. Exactly. And now we could have tiebreakers if like there's two people that disagree. We have a tiebreaker. We're actually going to get some stuff done today. constantly need to break ties. Yeah, because we're just agreeing too much and then disagreeing all the time. we're going to form some actual opinions for this program. That's fucking right.
00:31:28
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And I'm opinionated. So as our honored guest, would you like to give us our first yes or no yeah money? Yes, would. um The first yes or no is aliens.
00:31:39
Speaker
Oof. Yes. Yes. um I just thought about aliens recently because I was thinking about how you and I got into it in a previous pod like a couple months ago about the aliens in the... Oh, Jersey aliens.
00:31:55
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Yes, drones. The aliens the water. Yeah. The aliens under the ocean? Oh, that there definitely has to be. Yeah. Aliens are big old yes. I used to believe they were on this planet and walking around.
00:32:06
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I to. Used to. I had to stop because I went to the UFO museum. You talked about this on a recent episode that you believe that they're. I did. Now I'm like, listen. Okay.
00:32:17
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Maybe
Trendy Slang & Cultural Revelations
00:32:18
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they're out here. Maybe not. They're not walking around Manhattan. I'll tell you that Oh, there's a recent change. And i did I talk about how I went to the museum in the UFO Museum, Area 51? Talk about it. I went there.
00:32:30
Speaker
I went there. I paid money. Good American coin. About 20 bucks. A Rooney for a ticket. The museum was basically ah newspaper articles pinned to the wall ah with thumbtacks.
00:32:42
Speaker
For real? Yep. And a fake little, ah and in the back they had like a big old fake ah flying saucer with like three little alien greys under it. Yep. And then they had a little case that go, if we did have, if we did procure an alien fetus, this is what it would look like.
00:33:01
Speaker
It was like a little bassinet with a fake gray alien baby. I thought you literally were about to be like an empty case where they were like, if we found an alien fetus, we would put it right here. I take that. Thank for your 50 to 40. Honestly, would take that over what the fuck I saw. That would be funnier. That's i'm saying. This was not funny. This was like, I paid this much money for you to print out a piece of paper and stick it to a wall. I'm like, this is like going to someone's uncle's house. It wasn't even like original newspaper. No. It was printed. printed and they were like well it has to look we're gonna put construction paper behind it for contrast obviously so it's just tacked to a construction piece of paper and on a wall i'm like this is not framed and not framed insanity not framed people this is psycho shit what about you what do you think about aliens oh obviously yes oh thank god yes obviously me 100 percent
00:33:49
Speaker
Just like, you know, there's been a lot of, ah there's a lot, there's like literally a lot of stuff happening in the government right now with people trying to get a lot of things declassified and information shared. And I think that that whole drone thing in New Jersey is like what was, you know, a lot of people were like, who i don't I don't even really know if if what that was, but i don't know. I think it's it's been, there's, I feel like pretty soon that people are going to be, there's a lot of people on the internet.
00:34:20
Speaker
that have a lot of theories about aliens about aliens hell yeah pretty certain about things and you know i guess ah in terms of like what it would be in these documents and these things that are being like unreleased so yes or no the new slang that they're saying which is shes just turned 19 in poland haven't heard this.
00:34:44
Speaker
have you Have you heard how heard this? Oh, I'm so excited. Oh, I'm so excited. This is like so exciting.
Language Appreciation & Media Controversies
00:34:50
Speaker
Okay. So the kids are now saying she just turned 19 in Poland because historically in Poland, when you turn 19, they test you if you will or will not serve in the army.
00:35:01
Speaker
So it's like saying serve. Oh, she served. So you're going, Oh, she just turned 19 in Poland. Oh, Yes, that is. Yes, yes.
00:35:12
Speaker
I heard that and I went, that is exactly what I want. Did you know what that meant when you first heard it? Absolutely not. I had to look it up. Couldn't find anything. You are. I was just going to be like really impressed. No, no, no. I'm definitely not. I a video came up and someone said I'm like, what the fuck does that mean? and And then right away I was served with two millennials discussing what it means. And I went, OK, good. They explained it to me.
00:35:38
Speaker
So yes or no, that expression. seems crazy to me. Are you sure that that post you saw wasn't wasn't posted on April 1st? Fuck, wait, what? Wait, no, no, no, no. What if it was an April Fool's show? It's not an April...
00:35:52
Speaker
Okay, you guys converse beat but converse among yourselves. I have to investigate. No, like the phrase. No, I believe it. I love it. um I didn't really... write yes or no's because i thought money was just doing writing yes i know i thought too i have like 10 um so this is gonna be the longest i did write down there was one note i wrote down for this episode let's see so i'll bring it up now um i like the word contraband what are your thoughts about you liking the word contraband?
00:36:23
Speaker
About the word contraband. this is yeah no No, no, no, Do we like that you like the word contraband? That's big old no, I guess, for me. i I hate that you like it. I don't like that you like It's not for me. I'm going to go with a a yes So you're going have to break the tie, babe. I do like that you like the word contraband. I think it's cute. I think it's quirky. I think that it's kind of like a trend-setting thing that like people could start being fans of words.
00:36:51
Speaker
I think you really are the first person who's shown me that with your whole resurgence of the Chamber of Secrets has been opened. like You really are a connoisseur of words, and I think your liking of words... I'm on the pulse. You're on the pulse. You have your finger right on the pulse. Do you like the contra or the band? What's the... Sounds like the whole thing together. I like the word. I think it's it's a spicy word that you know we only use in like kind of a negative light. But like honestly, it could be another trending word. like
00:37:24
Speaker
She not only... is serving in Poland or whatever, but she's also, she's also, she's contraband. Ooh, that's contraband. Yeah. Like when it's not good for you allegedly, but you like it.
00:37:40
Speaker
Yeah. How about this? We could use that way. How about this? Hear this out. Come on. We're meeting up at the bar. Or like, okay, so like i'm i I see you at the bar, Dasha. And I'm like, oh my God. The contraband is almost here. And then like five minutes later, Darian shows up. Perfect.
00:37:57
Speaker
Perfect. Okay, so what am I? Like you're referring to your friends as contraband. Yeah. Because like they're hot, they're like spicy, they're... Everybody wants it.
00:38:08
Speaker
Hard to get. it's Hard to get. Yeah, like, ooh, the contraband just got here. Or like, yeah, like I look down at my phone, it's like the contraband just part. Yeah. I like that. Yeah. I'm into it. Definitely multiversital. We're going to start making contrabo contraband a thing. I like that. I like this. Did you guys see that thing about Gayle King?
00:38:28
Speaker
Oh, dropping the F-slur? I was like, you know what? Let her say it. Gail King is? No. Gail King, she's like, um is she like a newscaster or is she just like ah a morning show?
00:38:40
Speaker
like a journalist. Yeah, journalist. Of sorts. You would know her if you saw her face. Okay. um But yeah, she she said um she was quoting a comedian and she said the word faggotry like on the morning interview, news, whatever.
00:38:57
Speaker
And people are like, oh my God. But a lot of people are like, yes. Even the comedian who she was quoting was sitting right there being like, oh my God, I love you, Gail King. Yes. But she's getting some flack for it.
00:39:09
Speaker
I think we should all say it on three. Ready? One, two, three. Faggotry?
True Crime Fascination & Ethics
00:39:16
Speaker
And that was a test and we both passed and I like that money. I was thinking you were going to set me up for some other No, I would never make you say that. Okay, yes or no?
00:39:25
Speaker
You got mores? i have lots. Let's do it. Okay, let's see. Oh, okay. Yes or no true crime. As like an interest, like ah as like entertainment. and
00:39:40
Speaker
Okay. Serial killer, true crime? Yes.
00:39:46
Speaker
But it has to be old. Okay. Like it can't be like recent. Okay.
00:39:53
Speaker
Everything else, I'm like a little like, I can't deal with this. Like what? Like what? Okay. There's the one that was like, actually, like the jinx. So maybe that's not wrong. But like something that like has to do with like a man who murdered his wife. And then he also murdered the housekeeper, threw her down the stairs, blah, blah, blah, bla blah. Then find out he tried to shoot his son. Like, I don't want that. I'm okay.
00:40:17
Speaker
But serial killing. ah yeah but Once it gets past like five, I'm like, all right, well now now it's serialized. So we could we could you know really get in there and figure out what's going on.
00:40:28
Speaker
Like the psychology a killer. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And also, I don't want to get serial killed. So it's important for me see what's going on. No one's throwing me down the stairs. I'm not worried about that. I am afraid of being serial killed.
00:40:40
Speaker
Yeah. But you know, statistically you're probably more likely for that second situation that you don't like. Absolutely. Did I say this was rational? No, it is just how I feel.
00:40:51
Speaker
Love that. I'm like, I put, I'm like, I'm going to go in a field somewhere probably where there's tall corn and I look left. I look right. Nothing. All sudden, boop, whacked on the head in a basement somewhere. Cereal killed. And I become steak. And I don't want that.
00:41:03
Speaker
I wouldn't make a good steak. Maybe like maybe a Wagyu situation. Who's to say? I don't want that. Someone take my mic. Someone would take my mic away from me.
00:41:15
Speaker
Take it away from me. Put it closer. Put it closer. Anyone. Anya, true crime as an entertainment? I don't care for it at all, really. um There are moments where I do, but yeah, they're but they're like too and far between. it It has to be like a very niche scenario.
00:41:31
Speaker
Because you don't even like like horror movies. No, I've got come around to some of those. But again, like it has to be kind of niche and specific of like what the... What's going down? What's happening? If it's like a killer chasing like a couple onto a cliffside.
00:41:49
Speaker
While they're trying to fuck. While they're trying to fuck. You're like, I'll watch what happens. I'll watch that. Are they going to find a hideout or no? i think they're friends, but I can't tell. Let's keep watching. There's a lot of confusion. um is it more?
00:42:04
Speaker
But i mean, you like you like it though. Yeah, i can't get enough of it. What's your favorite right now? My thing? Like what what are you into right now? Oh, I don't know. I i listen to like podcasts, true crime podcasts at work. I listen to like one in particular most often. My favorite writer. Yeah. um Love those gals.
00:42:27
Speaker
But yeah, I just find the whole topic fascinating. for exactly what you were talking about with being interested in the serial killing thing of like, i am so, like in another life,
00:42:43
Speaker
i would have I would have been a forensic psychologist. I thought you were going to say I was going to be a serial killer. And I'm like, way to admit that. I love it. Breaking news. Yeah, in another life. Definitely don't think that. i don't think I think the opposite is why it fascinates me so much. Oh, you hate it. because Well, not that I... No, not that I... I don't i can't imagine doing that or like getting to a place where like i would, unless obviously like self-defense or something like that. But different, you know, like I think we're like, you know, just the, even just like the idea of like doing something wrong. Like I get so much anxiety about like
00:43:22
Speaker
doing something incorrectly and like these made up terms of like how I think like things are supposed to be and not supposed to be that like, you know, I'm a rule follower, right? Like, yeah so I can't, you I'm not going to turn right on red if there's a sign that says do not turn right on red. So I can't imagine like, you know, these extreme versions of like doing crimes or whatever, especially like killing somebody.
00:43:45
Speaker
But what if it was like a fun type of like, um like a hunt type of situation? Like you're like, as a killer chasing you. You're getting to the edge of the cliff. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:43:56
Speaker
No, I mean, ah you know, for you, it's like, it's like a fun game. You're like, oh, today, it's gonna be blonde. Tomorrow, it's gonna be another blonde. i like blondes. It's always gonna be blondes. like Like go kill them. Yeah, like you don't think like you could ever like ever imagine like doing that or whatever? No, but the psychology behind another person doing that is like weirdly sickly fascinating. You watch Mindhunter?
00:44:16
Speaker
Yes. That shit is porn to me. favorite.
Mall Culture & Navigation Challenges
00:44:20
Speaker
It's so good. The fact that we're not getting a season three. Criminal, put him in prison. Cameron Britton, the actor who played Ed Kemper.
00:44:29
Speaker
incredible. I watched side by side of the two of them. I'm like, you're the guy. You're literally the guy. Yes, and I did too. I watched lots of, I read the book that they based a show on. Cause I was like, what the fuck? And it really was true. They like did the whole thing. They like walked around and,
00:44:44
Speaker
Really did. And then I read about the Atlanta murder, Atlanta boys murder. And I was like, this made me so sad. And there's so many crazy things. And once you like go down that rabbit hole, you start to realize like how many things are unsolved and like how many things like this happen all of the time. or no. OK, malls.
00:45:03
Speaker
Oh, the mall. oo the mall Okay. i've I have feelings about the mall.
00:45:16
Speaker
And that is like... Let's hear them. Where is everything? Is my question. It's gone. They're closing. No, I mean, once you get to the mall, you don't know where anything is. It's like, i like why do i have to go down four corridors, like a goddamn maze, to get to a fucking... I don't know...
00:45:34
Speaker
JCPenney that like is barely visible. And then I can't find the parking lot. I'm walking around round circles. There's like 14 Cinnabuts, not a single map anywhere.
00:45:46
Speaker
i just don't understand why I am navigating the fucking Pentagon where all I want is to go to a store to look at some goddamn earrings at Claire's. Give me a nice, easy to read map people that isn't like, uh,
00:46:00
Speaker
a bunch of squares with numbers. And I have to look at a whole other goddamn spreadsheet of stores and decide, wait, it's Claire's a shoe store or clothing or women's. What the fuck is it to then choreograph the number to the color to the floor?
00:46:15
Speaker
I don't even know what floor I'm on for God's sakes. And that's every goddamn mall in America. Every fucking mall is a prison of our own making of a capitalistic system that just wants you to stay in there like a goddamn casino.
00:46:27
Speaker
And, I hate it so much. I hate it. hate it. i hate it. But, it you know, it was kind of it was kind of the shit in high school because that's where you go and make out with people. But, you know, as an adult, I'm like, I'd never need to be in a mall again. Yeah. Like make out behind like a fake plastic.
00:46:44
Speaker
Absolutely. i went real deep in that because I really do feel very strongly they are. You are no, I would say. I imagine after all that, love them. Yes.
00:46:54
Speaker
Yay. the malls are a no for me. I know. Yeah. That's why they're closing. Because of me. like you. Yeah, people like you. Listen, girl, I think you're going to the mall for all the wrong reasons. what do you Say more. oh You don't go to the mall to go to one single store. You don't go to the mall with a mission to find a store on a list.
00:47:18
Speaker
You go to the mall like you go. You don't go to Disney World to find ay cinnamon stick.
00:47:29
Speaker
Yep. You go for the experience, for the smells, for the energy, for the things there are to see.
00:47:40
Speaker
You don't know where you're going when you go to the mall. The mall knows.
00:47:47
Speaker
The mall You don't go with expectations. The mall carries the expectations. You go with the ebb and flow of the mall.
00:47:57
Speaker
Wow. Self-plug. Love it. Thank you. Listen to my band, Kaleido. So you go to the mall without any notion of what you're going to do in there?
00:48:08
Speaker
Not a single clue. You just step in there and you go, let the place take me away. Jesus take the wheel. Take me away. Yeah, that's honestly, that's probably part of your problem. That I have goals?
00:48:21
Speaker
That you're because it sounds like it sounds like you're going to the mall. You need to go to Claire's and somehow you're parking like on the other side of the building. Yeah.
00:48:32
Speaker
and And that's really the problem. That's a logistical. you're You're creating you're creating your own problem. if you were to do the research ahead of time, if you were to see on the map ahead of time. yeah where Claire's is, you would park near the Claire's entrance and then you would go in and out and you wouldn't be walking through. You sound like you're that video of that like girl, like running through downtown and there's like the signs that are like gays, like lesbians, hot, hot, hot.
00:49:01
Speaker
And it's like, Oh, where am I? Yeah. You hate lesbians.
00:49:11
Speaker
I am. I'm still processing the fact that you don't go to a mall with any plans and you know where to park. How the fuck do you know where you're supposed to park?
00:49:21
Speaker
How do you know? Just because it's telling you it's on the second floor, ah generally in this area, there's no entrance that to specifically Claire's from that place in the parking lot. But are you going...
00:49:33
Speaker
Is every time you go to the mall a new mall? No, but there's a thousand stores. I'm not going to remember. Okay. So you know how like at Disney they have like the Mickey lot and like the Minnie lot and that's how you know where you parked your car? No. At the mall, they have like, there's Bloomingdale's, Macy's, JCPenney.
00:49:58
Speaker
But I need to go to Claire's. You yeah exactly know, but you're talking about how you get there. You base your those are like the big like I parked my car by the Bloomingdale's and you walk in through the Bloomingdale's and then you look at where in proximity the store that you're looking for is in proximity to some of these bigger stores that you can park outside of to go through.
00:50:24
Speaker
That's how you navigate them all. you you pick your department store that you're going to be that's going to be your home base. Like some days your home base is Target. Some days your home base is Macy's. someday Those big stores on the end, pick team when you into But how do I know that that's what... Because you would have been there before, but clearly not. Clearly you go into the mall. Every time it's a new experience. And you somehow have your eyes closed through half of the walking experience.
00:50:51
Speaker
You ignorant bitch. You know what I think? Somehow they're going to a different, you think you're going to different, you're not. Listen, listen, listen. You know what I think? You think you're looking around, you're not. I think.
00:51:03
Speaker
You guys. We set this up. Are wrong and I'm correct. Yeah. Because can't imagine if there's people out there who genuinely go to the mall and know where the fuck they're going.
00:51:16
Speaker
I think this is a setup because this cannot be possible. That you just know where every fucking store in the mall is at all times. I barely know anything in this world.
00:51:29
Speaker
And the fact that you guys are so sure about it is killing me right now. I feel insane. felt so confident telling you this, my truth, that I get lost constantly in these fucking meg churches for money. And you're telling me, oh, I just parked next to JCPenney.
00:51:47
Speaker
I don't give shit what that is. That's not right. Oh my God. I just want someone to take my hand and walk me to the store that I need to go to.
00:52:00
Speaker
i don't want to go through three floors of JCPenney. don't. I can't do this few anymore. I can't do this anymore. Well, that's why we have Jeff Bezos. But yeah um that's really ah it's really sad. and i I get what you mean. um I'm really sorry. Yeah.
00:52:20
Speaker
I'm with you. i'm with you. i i i don't always i do that. I just think like elite the elite people do. Oh my God.
00:52:31
Speaker
This is the kind of shit that you say, Anya. Elite people. not saying I am one of these people. No, no. You don't have to say You're just saying that there's elite people and not elite people. And I'm not an elite person because I park...
00:52:45
Speaker
Next to... Yeah, where? In respect to the game that is being played. And what I mean is that... so Survivor. Yes. Yeah. Like, there's varsity mall goers, there's JV, and then there's you. Exactly. And there's special kids like me. Think of the people who...
00:53:02
Speaker
you know, all the mothers and the grandmothers right now who are losing Joanne Fabrics, and they show up to that place, and they know every aisle, and they have every coupon already prepared in advance get that They know the are, they know the best stall. Yes.
00:53:20
Speaker
And i think, you know, there are people like that for the mall, and not we're not all like that. Some of us are at different tiers and levels of of that, you know? and you just happen to be kind of at the, the apprenticed level.
00:53:37
Speaker
Um, but that's also because you don't, you don't seem to care enough or, you really lack the motivation and, you know, bitch, learn to read a map. You dumb bitch, go to mall, walk around, memorize it.
00:53:52
Speaker
You know what? I take this as a challenge. I'm going to go to the Glendale Galleria. I'm going to walk around. I'm going to memorize where every fucking store in there is. I'm going to come back here on this pod and I'm going to tell you what I did.
00:54:05
Speaker
We're going to quiz you. We're going to bring up the list of stores. Go for it. You try. Even now. Even now. And you'll be like. Trick question. They don't have a Chico's at the Glendale Galleria. i they think they might do.
00:54:19
Speaker
um Or it's at the Burbank Town Center one. Different. Different malls. See, I know things. Yeah. Yeah. But. So i'm guessing it's a yes for y'all. The malls. Malls are a big yes. malls Your big yes family. yes. big Love malls. where i Love the mall. Anytime I go to the mall, I don't have a particular particular thing.
00:54:39
Speaker
um Maybe that's what it is. Sometimes Sometimes I don't. Not every time. But it's more like I'll get to it, you know, like, oh, I want to go to Lush. I'll get to there at some point. Because it's mostly you're going for the experience of the shopping.
00:54:53
Speaker
Yeah. Yeah. Versus I'm going because I want to go to Kiehl's because I need facial moisturizer and Kiehl's doesn't have a singular store outside of mall. Right. sure Yeah.
00:55:05
Speaker
Yeah. That's rough. that is That is rough. Oh, God. My love is torn. If you learn to love the experience of mall going, if you if you practice it as an art as opposed to a a chore, you know, like if you go, if you started going sometimes when you didn't have to go to Kiel's, then when you do have to go to Kiel's,
00:55:28
Speaker
You can make make it ah ah an experience and you won't have as hard of a time finding where you're going. So maybe that's what it is. You know, i when we started this podcast like over a year and a half ago, I i i felt like I was going to find my people.
00:55:47
Speaker
But what I learned is that I just found myself. I just found myself. I hear you. I'm going to do it. I'm going to stop. I'm going to go.
00:55:58
Speaker
I'm going to go. i'm going to start going to the mall when I don't need to do anything. I'll start going. Yeah. so Just so I know where everything is. Walk around a little bit. Smell the smells. Smells the smells.
00:56:11
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See the people. gi a little snack. Just have like another thing in mind. And like. Know that there are opportunities that you might not even see coming.
00:56:22
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Anything can happen. You know. Okay. Westfield Mall. Are you hearing this? I've been converted. So y'all need to give these two folks something. I knew this was the mall were talking about. The the fashion square? Yeah.
00:56:35
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God, girl, that is like, that's not even a hard mall. That's an easy That's like, that's like, that's like beginner's mall. You gotta get to the Glendale Gallery. Westfield, I take it back. I actually take it back right now. I take it back. Westfield, don't give these fuckers anything. I gave them a pass. I gave them my whole, I gave them everything. And they just fully shit all over me. So you know what? Don't give them anything, Westfield Mall. You go to the Westfield Mall. You literally park by the entrance of where the Starbucks is.
00:57:01
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And that's just it. That's where you go. You go there. Boom. You're in. There's the Lush on the right, I believe. I don't know why I know where the Lushes are. It's just the Westfield. Okay. Your thing is that you just know where all the Lushes are, you fuck. Listen, Westfield is like the McDonald's of malls. They're all over the place. They're very... They all look different, though.
00:57:21
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The Glendale Galilee. Yeah. Yeah. That is an institution. I know. I don't even go there unless it's for Din Tai Fung. Okay. Oh, my God. Uh-oh. Okay.
00:57:34
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What is happening? Why are malls so divisive? I can't believe you go there just for the Din Tai Fung. But they don't have it anywhere. No, they they don't have it anywhere else.
00:57:46
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You're expecting so much out of your mall. Like, have you ever sat and thought, like, maybe... Maybe I need to go to the mall with more to offer the mall. No, because want the mall to offer me because that's not what the mall can do for you. Ask what you can do for your mall.
00:58:06
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Dasha. I'll say this. Once I stop offering things that I could actually enjoy, maybe I would because they have nothing that fits me there. So their clothing is out. I don't want to spend money on food because I don't want to go to food court in the mall and like ruin my appetite on like, I don't know. I could go somewhere else for that. oh And then what else is there then?
00:58:27
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There's... I'm sorry. You don't like the Lego store. Not every mall has a Lego store. but I know that for a fact. The Ghirardelli chocolate. You don't like the Aldo sunglasses. You don't like the Sephora. You don't like the little dogs that do little flips. Little fake little dogs that do flips. a Little ah stuffed animal dogs what in the middle kiosk.
00:58:51
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Where the fuck are you? don't someone that's going to go... Oh, excuse me, miss. you want me to put some curls in your hair and try it and sell you the hair curler? I know you're probably not going to buy, but then you can walk around the mall with curly hair for the rest of the day.
00:59:03
Speaker
Sure. Yes, sir. I would like that. Massage. was just going to say. You can get massage right there in the middle mall while you're smelling the wafts of Annie Ann pretzels into your nostrils. Both of those things. All right. And then after you're done with your massage, you can walk over and get a pretzel. And then you can go see a movie.
00:59:22
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And then you can call up your friends and be like, hey, do you want to go get some dinner at one of the two Panda Express in this mall? Oh, no, we're already at line at Din Tai Fung. Okay, I guess I'll meet you over there. I'm going to say something. I'm going to say something.
00:59:45
Speaker
Okay. Say it. Here's what I'm going to say. I mean, i just feel like I grew up in a in a in New York City, and I think that we just didn't go to the mall. You're built different.
00:59:56
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I don't know. we Nobody ever went to them all the mall. Listen, your small was in New Jersey. Absolutely. You're conversing with two... mall emos. I think mall culture was just bigger. And I think in LA, mall culture is bigger and than anywhere. I specifically am talking about New York City.
01:00:12
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No, honey, you know what? You are so right because mall culture where we grew up, huge there was nothing else. It was like our little New York City. New York City is a mall.
01:00:22
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So you are... The Elite. OK, that's all I wanted to hear today. That's all I wanted. We're talking about navigating the Glendale Galleria.
01:00:33
Speaker
You navigated navigated Manhattan, baby. Thank you New York City, the Big Apple. Bite me off a piece of that Kit Kat bar, she said. I'll show you where the Empire State Building is. I can't. I don't know directions. I don't know where. Oh, OK. So that's your problem. I think it's directional thing. That's right. She lives in a city and can't even find herself around there. It's just comes down to your sense of direction. Yeah, absolutely.
01:01:00
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Oh God, I'm glad we got there. God, we really got to the bottom of some really big issues. Some people are elite. I can't believe it. Some people are elite. It just looked me dead in the eye. just for us.
01:01:14
Speaker
Listen, it was a journey. i love that that. We ended in where we needed to be, which is you are true queen of everything. Oh thank god my God. Maul, should we go right after this?
01:01:27
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I would love bash right into that fashion square. Bash. being back I'm going to drive my car inside of Claire's. No, no, don't do that. Why? I'm elite.
01:01:38
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Yeah, we've seen, we've seen that. Oh yeah. That sucks when people actually do this horrible stuff. And you can't joke about it. True crime, babe. True crime, babe. True crime. And on that note.
01:01:50
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True crime, babe. um Thanks for ah listening to this three hour long Dom and Dahmer episode. A special edition. Special edition. It's so nice to have you.
01:02:01
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We had our lovely guest. Thanks for inviting me. Money. You can find Money on all socials, but specifically check out Instagram as well as Spotify and iTunes.
01:02:13
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Yeah, anywhere you can stream music, anywhere you find music. M-U-N-N-Y. Yeah, thanks to everybody for listening. Thank you, Jordan, for our intro and outro song. Yeah, thanks, Jordan. ah The following message is brought to you by the Mall of America. Please visit us. We're losing people by the day. Two directional blindness.
01:02:34
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Thank you. Thank you. Bye. Bye. Bye.