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Episode 013: Wicked, Sexist Man Of The Year Who Is Alive, Bowling
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Wow. Welcome to SEASON TWO OF DOM AND DOMMER. Thanks for sticking with us and we hope to keep bringing the laughs in this upcoming year! Hosts Anya B Hynz and Dasha talk defying gravity, debate over last years title of sexiest man alive, and finally solving the mysteries of ancient Egypt.
Dom and Dommer is about two friends who talk about everything under the sun and over the moon. We're not only global, we're interstellar. We're also local. Right at your backdoor. We talk about the dumb and the profound. The high and low. So strap in and strap on.
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Oh
Season 2 Premiere of 'Dom and Dommer'
00:00:14
Speaker
my god. This is officially our second season. Yes. Oh my god. Season two, baby of Dom and Dommer. Dom and Dommer. I know y'all were waiting. You were like, oh, when's the next season dropping? That's right. We're here. We're queer. And we're ready to talk. We are. That's the new slogan. Never heard of before. I think I came up with that on the spot. I'm a really good improviser. You are. Thank you.
Improvisation and Zodiac Signs
00:00:42
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I've seen that. Thank you.
00:00:43
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just like do you love to improvise your zodiac sign uh recipes zodiac signs conversation with other people absolutely yeah improv life that's my motto i mean it's true life is an improv improvisation and yeah oh my god life is an improvisation a what's that what's the old phrase go life is a cabaret old chum life is a cabaret old chum i've never heard that before that's a that's a certain phrase you actually sing it kind of perfectly on melody to the song i think oh my god like this is a thing right comment in life is a cabaret old chum i think is a thing yeah and tell me if i got that melody correct because i think i'm a songstress you are i've been like kind of in a in a musical moment right now say more
00:01:42
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I just like, I mean, I was into musicals like going to Emerson and stuff like I enjoy musicals, but No, with Wicked out, i just it got it got me real
Emotional Connection to 'Wicked'
00:01:54
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hard. And I really didn't think it was going to get me like like it did. I never saw the original musical. So I went in completely blind. I also, spoiler alert, never saw Wizard of Oz. So I went to go see Wicked. And I was like, I mean, I know the story. I know i know the basic thing. So I'm like, OK. And I was very, very impressed. It was really cool. Yeah. Yeah.
00:02:20
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I've never, yeah, I've never seen Wicked. I didn't know what it was about. I was excited simply because I'm obsessed with the Wizard of Oz, but long story short, it has pulled all the musical blood out of me yet again. And it's been like on repeat. I'm just upset about it because I didn't think it would get, just get me as hard as it did. Because I'm just, I've become one of those people yet again in my life where I'm like,
00:02:47
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singing it. I'm at like working out at the gym listening to it. I had it playing while I was putting myself in drag. It's here. It's me!
00:02:59
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and Wow. Okay. You know what? Maybe you're regressing back into like childhood. how I think I am. Right, right on back. This, when I was putting together this outfit today, I was like, oh, 2018 Anya is back because this is giving Mary what I was doing kind of every time. Well, lucky for me, I loved you then and I love you now. So I'm getting a bonus here. It's pretty nice.
Humorous Theater Anecdotes
00:03:24
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I went to go see the movie and I, there was a couple that sat down next to me.
00:03:30
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And they brought a giant blanket to the movie theater. They reclined back, put the blanket over them, you know, snuggled up, which I was like, that's cute, whatever. I mean, who am I to judge others?
00:03:46
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even though it's insane and then wait it's insane bringing a blanket and snuggling it's insane to like treat this like your living room situation where you're like the woman is like on top of him basically throughout this movie and what was really insane is that about oh i don't know 30 minutes into the movie the guy falls asleep snoring until the end of the goddamn movie next to me i was like at one point i was like why like it costs less to just stay at home You just paid so much money to fall asleep to an amazing movie that everybody else was screaming, yipping yapping, all that stuff. If you're listening to it, gentle sir who fell asleep,
00:04:28
Speaker
Get up, get up, drink some coffee. What are you what are you doing falling asleep during the most amazing performance by two powerhouse performers? I mean, hey, maybe it was their fourth time going to see it, so they were able to catch it. night, unfortunately. Oh, right. Opening night, unfortunately. Opening night part. Yeah, that's that insane. I thought so too. I thought that was crazy. That's okay. That's like when my mom fell a asleep at the Monster Ball.
00:04:57
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She was standing. She was standing and and fell asleep collapsed. Yeah. where I'm assuming she was right up next to the stage. and No, we were in the nosebleeds. um And we were sitting and like, I remember it was during boys, boys, boys. And it was so gay and I was freaking out. There was fire, everything. And I turned to her to be like, I love this mom. And she's just
00:05:26
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Mom's like, boys, boys, boys, all over it. Men, men, men. Call me when that comes on. sure To her credit though, it's like she worked hard just to even get the tickets because I was being a bitch. i This was the concert where... Oh yes, where I was a little cunt and I was like, pissed off at my mom. We're at the grocery store and I'm like listening to the album on my headphones.
00:05:49
Speaker
You know what? Yeah, she's not the problem in this story. You are. Your mom is perfect in every way. Let her sleep. She worked how many shifts in order to afford these tickets? It's just shocking like how, I mean, it's so loud. It's so crazy. it Like even in the Wicked movie, it's so kind of like loud and boisterous. I'm like, how did she fall asleep? I don't know. Maybe he falls asleep to that all the time. Like maybe that's just like routine at home. He just puts on Call of Duty and just falls asleep to people fucking murking each other.
00:06:17
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I fall asleep to like books, audiobooks. Right now it's a murder mystery. And I fall asleep like five minutes in at a place for 30 minutes so every time I wake up I'm like I have to re-listen to that part. So I think in my head it's like someone's getting murdered over and over and over again every night because I just fall asleep. Yeah which also another yeah that's hard I don't know to me that's hard to like fall asleep to a ah audiobook but more so a murder mystery audiobook yeah you think you'd want to pay attention but it turns out it puts me right to bed yeah and it'd make me all like scared and kind of anxious well the lead it's like kind of a nice one it's like a cozy mystery it's like uh with a like a very fun protagonist who's like bisexual and then her uh murder hold on on the orient at express that's right
00:07:14
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How did you know? Yeah. How did you know? I love that one actually. No, it's murder crossed your mind by Steven Spotswood. Okay.
00:07:25
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great okay So it's, it's 2025. Oh gosh, it is. And, um, you walk into a bar. What do you do? I asked, where's the rabbi, the priest and the mom and the mom.
00:07:42
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as um a um And the mom. The rabbi, a priest, and a mom walk into a bar. Exactly. And they're all upset and angry. Because I mispronounced the name of an Islamic leader. Yeah, absolutely. Oh, okay. Is that what you did? Imam? I thought you said a mom. No, no. Imam, like a Muslim rabbi.
00:08:08
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I literally was like, okay, and and a mom and a mother. And I was like, I'm going to go along right with this. Yeah. Well, maybe I've never heard that. Wow. A mosque? I am so culturally literate. We've got to get you to a mosque. Yeah. Right now in this fit. Let's put you right in there. Yeah. I'll bring the rabbi. Save me. Are people saved in the Jewish religion? No.
00:08:36
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you know They're guilt-tripped until they stop doing the wrong thing they're doing. They save themselves.
Generational Communication Styles
00:08:41
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That's right. Wait, for new year, do you have any resolutions? um No. I think getting my life back into a place when it comes to like working out and going on hikes and stuff, I want to like get that back on track. But I will say to that note, I did like go to make a TikTok the other day that was the caption was going to be like new year's resolutions and it was just going to be me going planet fitness. I don't know about planet fitness, but I plan on fitting this thing in my mouth. That's right. I showed you, I sent you and Shannon this for approvals. Cause I was like, um, I was like, you know, I'm just doing this. Is this crazy and funny or ridiculous? And then yeah, Shannon made a good point that the millennial pause, what is up with the millennial pause? I don't know. For me, it's like,
00:09:35
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I have to think before I speak. I don't know. If if millennial pause is bad, if like thinking before you start talking is bad, then I'm fine with that. If you just want to blabber on the first fucking thing that comes to your dome and like not self edit yourself at all, good luck with that. Because then you'll end up saying something insane and then you can't take it back. And it's not like cutesy. It's kind of like, you don't care. And that's not cool. Caring is cool. Caring is cool.
00:10:04
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here I feel strongly. I also just hate this like idea of millennial this and millennial that. It's like ageism in a way that's... I never did that to older people. I never sat there being like, well, older people love the Beatles. Isn't that fucked up? like People like what they like. They're going to do that about you. you're gonna Everyone's going to make fun of the fact that you did Billie Eilish hair for 15 years, you know? Yeah.
00:10:33
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I mean, I feel like people do like rag on each generation as it passes for, you know, like in a general sense. And I think that like the millennial pause was more so, I think, it well, for me and probably for a lot of millennials, it was like, this is the second I'm giving you to like turn on your audio and like be prepared for whatever is being presented to you. Whereas like now it's like, oh, like don't even listen to the first half of the sentence. Don't even pay attention. Yeah. yeah Like, uh, what's, what's the end line here? yeah See that to me is like, don't waste my time. Well, and it's like, is maybe it's more attention grabbing, you know, to just start screaming. just be like Yeah.
00:11:23
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Okay. Well, I can't wait in about 20 years. That's their thing. It's like, uh, it's going to be called the Gen Z attention seeking, uh, to camera speak. Exactly. It's already here, honey. It's already here, mom. Mama. Mama, it's here. Did you see some other movies? I feel like since I've last seen you, you went and saw some movies.
New Take on 'Nosferatu'
00:11:45
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I've seen a thousand things that I've loved. All right. Well, tell me about it.
00:11:49
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ah Okay, do you want old movies I've seen or do you want like new things that have come out? Let's go with the new things that came out. Nosferatu. Okay, yes. this I think this is the one I was specifically thinking of. ah Darling, Nosferatu came, conquered my little heart, camped it all the way out. I am obsessed with Nosferatu. Is it an origin story or is it like? Not the retelling of Nosferatu. Yeah, from the original.
00:12:19
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Well, the original Nosferatu is the basis of Dracula. Okay, yes. I had heard about this recently. I was watching something on shutter. I was explaining how Nosferatu is like, um, like, got like, what's the term? Copyright? Yeah, it got, yeah. Nosferatu got sued because it was pulling from Dracula and they like made it their own.
00:12:45
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This was like back in the day. And then all of the copies of Nosferatu were removed, deleted, destroyed. And there was only one left. And that's the copy that we all know and have seen. I did not know that. I did not. I i thought Nosferatu was the reason the origin of Dracula. So Dracula came first? I think so. Interesting. Because I'm like, did Bram Stroker write? Oh, I guess. Yeah, you're right. Because it's like maybe there's no book.
00:13:12
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Well, whatever it was, it was very entertaining. And he was like a, at this point it's been out. So I don't feel bad. It's been out since Christmas. So I'm gonna just say my piece. And if you haven't watched it, feel free to skip. But so it's like Nosferatu is like this count living in like a Romanian castle. And he's like horny for Lily Rosedale's character. like loins burning like into a pact of like this is my future I need to be with her forever and she is just like I think it's a whole metaphor about like women's neutrality or whatever but she's like trying to she's like I don't know he's like all consuming and he's I have visions of this like creature and her husband goes to like meet with him in order to like I guess secure land or something and when we see this character this creature
00:14:07
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I laughed. I like started laughing because I was like, he looks different from our image of Nosferatu from those videos. Whatever. They like kind of did a little interpretation. I laughed so hard, not because it's not scary. It's crazy. It's like a crazy choice to make. You would love it. This one, they did an interpretation where he's like, first of all, they actually the plays and there's the guy that did it.
00:14:37
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oh so oh tell me how you feel you seem to really love him well it's faces crazy looking scars guard outside of the id makeup or scars guard what's that yes it's the scars guard family those like oh i'm like it like the the the family yeah which we talked about those brothers right the three brothers they're fine the it face the the creature looking face is is gross and terrifying to me. Well, don't be scared. They they don't take the clown from the movie It and put him in Nosferatu. It's the actor that plays the clown. And they took the makeup off and they put him in the other actor. So very different. I guess, yeah. I guess this actor though, he gets some gets some ugly looks.
00:15:32
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They, I don't know, it's he does have like a striking face and really big eyes and he's very good at like physicality, like he's very like imposing. And they put that big old fucking mustache on him and I could not stop laughing. I was like, that mustache is crazy. What a choice because he didn't have a mustache in any of the photos of Nosferatu that I've seen or thought of.
00:15:56
Speaker
That is fucking huge ass goddamn mustache. I'm like, it's hilarious. And in my head I kept going, ah that's it's Freddy Mercury, Freddy Mercury. Wait, did you talk about your resolutions? My resolutions? Yeah. I don't, I mean, my resolution is like to write more and to hopefully be okay with potentially being protected from what I've like writing program that I applied to. Yeah, rejection is hard. Tell me more. It is
Playful Discussion on Being Single
00:16:28
Speaker
a crux of this, all this Los Angeles region across generations. so I feel like last night the sausages I rejected me a little bit. I can't just say it must be that because I also made a massive bag of buffalo chicken flavored pretzels. Buffalo chicken flavored pretzels.
00:16:50
Speaker
I was telling you off camera, i but I really feel for you and your stomach issues. I've been on antibiotics that have vacated my body of anything in it. I feel real skinny, but there's... I feel real. I feel real skinny, but it's coming out of me like soup. I don't know what to tell you. It's not great. You're like that TikTok. um That's like your first at the party and it's like,
00:17:19
Speaker
I'm not having a good time." And then it cut cuts back later. It's like, I'm having a really good time. That's me. and you After antibiotics. Yeah, I am having a much better time. I mean, it's okay here out of my ear, but I'm real skinny. Feeling. Every time I'm like, oh my God, there's nothing inside of me. It all came out. Feels great.
00:17:46
Speaker
Yep. Every time we get into something and then there's like that final sentence from you, I just picture myself like on a date with you and I'm like, interesting. Wow. Might explain why I'm so single. Um, no, that's not the reason. What's the reason? What's the reason? Give me the reason! What's the reason? Um, it's because men are gay.
00:18:16
Speaker
That's right. That's the only reason I'm single. It's because all men, gay. yeah I take a gay guy. I don't care. I know you would. You have taste for them. I know. I was talking to Rob and I'm like, give it 10 years. We're going to get married for tax reasons to protect ourselves in the upcoming, you know, water wars or whatever. Like we're going to need to have each other's backs. I'm like, I'm down to marry you. And he's like, okay, that's good for you.
00:18:46
Speaker
I'm like, what are your other options? who's Who's willing to take you on? At least I, like, you know, as a woman will be happy with a gay man who never touches me. No other woman will settle for that. They'll be crazy like me, but I'm trying to really set myself as being the only one. You're the best choice in that in that situation, for sure. I mean, I have this close group of friends. Yeah, everybody else has boyfriends or husbands.
00:19:14
Speaker
I thought, I don't know why I thought you were gonna say something else. like Everyone else has back issues. Not me. I somehow have no back issues. Stacked up, duh, but no back issues. Just maybe, maybe got back. I've been carrying. Oh, she's carrying. I'm carrying and the whole team on there. Oh, big back. Big back.
00:19:38
Speaker
big back oh and i still remember the titans sorry i have to tell you i just saw i remember the titans the football movie uh-huh with denzel washington wow for the first time the first time did you love it was it inspiring i didn't know was that what you buy race i had no idea oh it's mostly about race and something about football mostly it's about race yeah which is a great combination um this might be a total like sidebar but or what's the what's the term uh mis-tangent not a tangent and will never be a tangent i'm so sorry i will take that back let me think in my head what the fuck you're talking about oh what's that other wolf ball movie that i feel like also has to do about race but you wouldn't know it going into it with Sandra Bullock on that they got uh the blind side and they yeah and they got um
00:20:29
Speaker
They also got lawsuited. Remember that? Yeah, but the Titans skin didn't get lawsuited. They got a lawsuit? No, not Titans. Oh, yeah. yeah hours Michael Orr or whatever. that the the the See, this is what I'm talking about. The movie did such a bad job of making him a character that I don't even remember the character's actual name. I think it was Michael. OK. But regardless, they basically made him to be like developmentally challenged and like not able to think for himself and make the family seem like they loved him so much. And as a goodness of their heart, they like adopted this kid. Where in reality, they like took all his money and used his life rights to make this movie happen. They like were awful. the The backstory to the blind side is actually terrible. Gray performance by Sandra Bullock, though. My god, she ate. Do you really like Sandy Bull? Sandy Bull's my girl. Oh, yeah, from the top to bottom. Miss Congeniality.
00:21:24
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Yeah, she' but she reminds me of like a nice aunt.
00:21:30
Speaker
You take that back. That's a compliment. Is it? It's like desexualizing the hottest woman in America. The hottest woman in America. Well, I mean, I guess going off to the standards of what they said that the hottest man in America is this year. What is it? What's the hottest man in America this year?
00:21:50
Speaker
Um, we'd have to, we'd have to go check it out. Cause I think it's, it's someone that like was unexpected. I think it was someone from like, I don't know, like a sitcom. Or was it, was it the guy from Grey's Anatomy again? Dempsey, Patrick Dempsey? No. And they give it multiple times.
00:22:10
Speaker
Oh my god, there's enough hot people to not have to give it to the same person. Also, who's deciding this? who's Who's the panel of horned up fucking people who are going, that is the hottest man in America. Because he's not the hottest man. The hottest man in America is, we're going to say it on three. They'll look me in the eye, we're going to connect. and I don't think we're going to say it. The hottest man in America. One, two, three. RuPaul. Hey, Jo. Oh. OK.
00:22:38
Speaker
Pedro Pascal. yeah He is always been. He's so not. Is gay? Yes. But not. Gay, gay, gay. But but not... it like in like and People in the know know, but it's not like a public thing that he's gay. No, it's it's it's public. It's not public. Yes, it is. Oh my God, Dasha. Say more. He's gay? I thought he was straight.
00:23:05
Speaker
I cannot believe after the major exposure we did last last episode with Shawn Mendes that you're looking at Pedro Pascal and you're like it's not a known fact that that man do carry an evening purse.
00:23:24
Speaker
I would say that I've been really busy with my research into Shawn Mendes so maybe this flew past my radar but from my understanding is that he's just a very open-minded straight man with a transistor. I didn't know that he was part of the LGBTQIA family. Okay. Well, what we're going to do is we're going to take a break. We're going to check our resources on that. We're going to check the resources of that other person. i at therus And we're going to get our facts straight.
00:24:00
Speaker
yeah Unlike Pedro Pescos. Who apparently is gay, but I'm going to find out. I'm, I'm doubting that. I'm going to cross act that. Okay. Let's take a break.
00:24:20
Speaker
And we're back. You are. wicked down right now wicked down you're looking pretty wicked down you're looking smart you're wicked pretty thank you oh my gosh i've been waiting for that um okay but we do have news oh yeah we got huge news so the 2024 man of the year is Sexiest man alive.
John Krasinski: Sexiest Man Alive
00:24:50
Speaker
Yeah, yeah not men of the year. Men of the year is unfortunately were disgusting. 2024, Sexiest man alive. John Krasinski. John Krasinski. Unbelievable. It's because he's in that ah like Jack Reacher thing that all of America is jerking off to. What is that? it's It's some kind of ah show where he is a
00:25:18
Speaker
Probably cop, detective, forest fire, fireman, police officer. All of that. One of those things. Very busy. And I think he saves tracks and or investigates things, probably. Okay. Where he reaches, because his name is Jack Reacher.
00:25:39
Speaker
we reaches oh um i could care less on what this show slash character of multitasking abilities to me not the sexiest man alive who's your sexiest man alive pager pascal i would say pager pascal who i found out is not gay thank you which is very unfortunate really thought uh he was gay took that bait pretty hard There are other people though like I could I could come up with so many other people that I would consider Sexiest Me Alive of 2024. Nothing wrong John. It is what it is. You've got just an interesting face. There's this actor. Have you seen Booksmart? No. Have you seen that new max movie like Heartbreakers or Sweethearts or something? No, I've heard of that though.
00:26:34
Speaker
So he's the lead in that. His name is Nico. And he is... He's young Keanu Reeves. He's giving young Keanu Reeves down. And I'm freaking out because he's really attractive. He's like a professional skateboarder. He's so much younger. And I'm like, okay, you got to stop this, Dasha. But I find him to be really, really hot. And you think Keanu Reeves is really hot. Yeah. I think Keanu Reeves is every year the sexiest man alive. And he was in The Matrix, right? He was also in Point Break that I saw last night.
00:27:04
Speaker
people were going feral in the movie theater. Feral. I love that word feral. Oh, they were like, there's a woman in the back yipping. I haven't heard a yip in so long. She was like, yeah, like it was my god every time he's on screen. And at one point you could almost see his neck and the people I brought with who understand my love for Keanu Reeves.
00:27:26
Speaker
When that scene came on, they went, Dasha! And the whole theater heard that. And I went, you can't do that today. day That's when you should have been like, yippee yippee! That's when I looked in the mirror and I was that woman yipping. Yeah. I wonder maybe someone had set their little pocket rocket to go off every time she came on screen. Genius. What a fun night out with my future partner. When I go, any time the camera's on screen, you just,
00:27:52
Speaker
press that button. Yeah, you guys can both have matching pocket rockets that are faint. Exactly. I love that. Oh my god! New Year's resolution! Aww, yeah. Maybe we should go do that together. Yeah. We can go to the movies and just both have a pocket rocket going on. That'd be a move into friendship I didn't expect for the two of us, but one I'm not averse to. Yeah. Because I'm not averse.
00:28:21
Speaker
I'm not a verse, not yet a bottom. And you know what? Don't talk. Oh. What movie are we going to see? We're not going to go see Wicked with pocket rockets. What's that going to do for us? Yeah, no, no. What's that going to do for us? It's going to cause middle America to catch on fire. Yeah. Munchkin Land. The stupid dumb little Munchkins. I'm glad that they didn't cast
00:28:52
Speaker
Real people, real small people. Little people, yeah. Because I was like, I hated that they did that in the original one, which by the way, I did finally watch this one. I mean, they didn't have the technology to make CGI little people. There was a movie called Tiptoes starring Gary Oldman and Matthew McConaughey, where Gary Oldman played a little person without technology.
00:29:21
Speaker
He was just on his knees and they put little shoes. Oh, great. Exactly. So if they could do it in whatever year tiptoes came out, which is way before Wizard of Oz, they could have done something so far. Yeah, I'm sure it was shot beautifully and looked amazing. No, they actually try to literally get rid of it. Any evidence of it being in existence because it's a horribly offensive movie. Oh my God, like Nosferatu. All these circles.
00:29:47
Speaker
there's um there's tiptoes and then there's that horror movie that came out a few months ago it's called like tiny legs or something long legs the opposite tiny legs tiny legs honestly that'd be a terrifying movie a child with a million tiny legs like a centipede child yeah a centipede child i don't like that in okay do you ever this is sad but do you ever go on TikTok and you're like watching a TikTok but it's like long enough that you put your phone down and then you that TikTok just plays over and over and it's been like 10 minutes. Not 10 minutes but if I'm cooking and I'm on TikTok i'll I'll set my phone down and it's the same commercial for like a bra minimizer over and over and over again and it's kind of funny. I wish TikTok would like figure out a way where you could like auto have it scroll. They have that you just have to get a little remote.
00:30:43
Speaker
Oh no. And you go like this. You love technology. You love to be taken over by the Terminator. I love technology. Oh, give me that chip right right there. I'll open all the doors with them. got chip You know those people that like do that, they like implant chips so that they can open doors? Hell yeah. If I could get my my life closer to Harry Potter and be able to wave my hand over things to make things happen. Yeah, but Harry Potter is magic.
00:31:13
Speaker
Okay. Well, technology is magic. It's not magic. It's our modern day magic. I will say technology is cool, but it's getting crazy. Yeah. we are And I feel like I'm getting, I'm like, I don't want an Alexa in the home. I don't want those things in the home. I like turning on my lights, my hands. I like making bread in a box. I don't, I don't need. Yeah. yeah You still eat your bread out of a can. What?
00:31:42
Speaker
They have bread and cans? Yes. In the army? Yeah, I think in Beyond.
00:31:55
Speaker
Yeah, it's Ravi and Beyond. In Beyond. I don't know why I tickled you so much. Because you're not just getting canned bread. It's not exclusive to the army. Where the fuck are they selling canned bread?
00:32:12
Speaker
Point me in the direction and don't say whatever you get in the car service. The bodega over across the street. In New York City. No, where did I sell canned bread? We'd have to look it up, but this is a thing that exists. You do know that, right? I, I, okay. No, I'll be honest. I don't think I knew that. Period. End of sentence. I did not. Canned bread? For who's is this?
00:32:40
Speaker
I think it was from the Four Times. Which or when? Like the Four Times. Yeah, like the, you know, the 30s and whatnot. And I think, you know, it stuck around. Okay, the Dust Bowl Times. The Great Depression? Yeah. Okay. And beyond. I just need it. I need clarification because the Four Times is so vague as a concept because we we could technically go back to the plague.
00:33:08
Speaker
yeah but you know we weren't around during we weren't around in the 30s unless you have something to tell me technology imagine yeah technology is magic i just like open the closet and it's a time machine oh my god let's go to egypt i want to know what happened there how did they build those pyramids yeah it's logs they use logs and they went pew pew pew and they had like big people back then excuse you know, like gods and goddesses and all that good stuff. So they lifted the bricks.
00:33:47
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You see, it's all over AI right now. Oh, okay. Thank God. It's all over AI right now. So it's got to be real. Uh-huh. I keep getting videos of men holding up like fish that are fucked up. And it's like all AI imagery. It's like fishermen holding weird fucked up fish. And they're trying to say, they're like, we discovered new fish right on the coast of Chile or whatever. And I'm like, that's not real. And the fish was seven eyeballs. Yeah, I've been seeing those two like on Twitter and whatnot of like. Yeah.
00:34:17
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weird like oh it's a storm cloud that's like exploding onto the people and it's like that's ai i know but i'm glad i could still tell that it's fake you know because like I'm worried there's going to be, well, I know there's people that can't tell that it's fake. Yeah. And there's some that look very realistic. Like if you're not really paying attention or, because, you know, there's just so many levels and, and, uh, source material to pull from. Trust no one. Trust nothing. Nothing is real. All is a lie. Thank you. 2025 baby. Newer's resolution. Everything's a lie and trust no one.
Humorous 'Yes or No' Scenarios
00:35:26
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it was that we were going to look at. Bread and cans. Canned bread. Coming right back with more on canned bread.
00:35:43
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We are so back and we found out that Canned bread is real. Do you want to tell the class? Okay, class, let me tell you this disgusting garbaggio that I just learned in my head. While the disgusting thing is that I learned that the garbaggio in my head is useless. um It is a real thing. It comes in a can, but it's saying that it's not like the texture of bread. It's more like like a cake.
00:36:13
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Yeah, like after your cake density. Something like that, yeah. So it's it's a way in, I'm not gonna call on a sandwich. Yeah, and we are so excited. ah It is that time of the podcast. Your favorite. The thing we love to do. On three. On three. One, two, three. Yes or no.
00:36:42
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Um, I'm so excited for this yes or no. And I have my first one ready to go. Are you ready for it? I'm ready for it. Give it to me. Give it to me. Yes or no. Cannibalism. Are you? What the fuck? No. Why? What? Eating humans? What scenario? Say more. I mean, okay. First of all, there have been moments in history where people have resorted to cannibalism.
00:37:11
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and um nope nope i more so yeah i wanted to know is there any time where you would say maybe sure if we're in the donner party and we're about to starve to death by being held up in some mountain like snowscape situation and it's we're eating other dead people or where a football team who crashes in the mountains and have to eat our fellow dead passengers to stay alive while they look for us. Yeah, maybe I'll consider it, but it's not my first choice, it's not my go-to, and it would have to be a long time until I say yes. All right, well there you go. What's yours? I feel like you're gonna say yes no matter when. Yeah, I'm just like day one stuck on an island. All right.
00:38:00
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Which one of you is going first? You look the best. Come on. Fresh meat. Let's go. Yeah. John Krasinski over here. John John Krasinski. You are the sexiest man alive. You are the tastiest man alive. Up this island. Yeah. I don't know. I um and think Shannon watched a movie recently. I think it's a movie or a TV show. I don't know. But it's um it's called like the platform, I think, and it's about a platform. Have you heard about this? I feel like you'd be into this movie. So from what I know and from the trailer, it's a movie about this platform that goes down like, you know, let's say ah a hundred flights and each floor, there's like two people and I think they're prisoners. I think that's what the but basis is. And at the top, it's filled with food. The platform is like a feast.
00:38:57
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And it just keeps going down each level until it gets to the bottom. And by that point, usually there's no food. So those people are going starved. And at some point cannibalism ensues. You should watch it. I've heard of this movie. I've heard of this movie because I think it's a criticism on trickle down. The trickle down effect. Yeah. Yes or no.
00:39:23
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Talking on speakerphone to somebody in public. I don't like that. I don't care for that. um People do it, you know, I think there there's maybe a time and place. I feel like i are I've, I'm like, I know I've like FaceTimed somebody where I'm like FaceTiming them in the car and then maybe I walk into like a CVS.
00:39:50
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and I'm FaceTiming them, but normally it's like a very awkward experience. And I'm like, I'm in the CVS, hold on. But I wouldn't be like in like a room, like a living room with like four or five people and then just like take a call on speaker. Like people do that, you know? Unless your phone is broken and you can only make calls but with the speaker on. I was in a waiting room at the, yeah like Urgent Claire.
00:40:20
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oh And this woman, 30 minute phone call, full speaker. How's your day? What are you doing? well I'm like, lady, voice to text outside. Get out of here. I was like, I don't care what ailment is bothering you. You're suffering from stupidity. You gotta go. Yeah. Yeah.
00:40:43
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Yeah, I remember being at an airport and I was like stuck there. The flight was delayed and this person next to me just was taking a full FaceTime and also like listening to music or like the person in the FaceTime had music playing. And I was like, I, I'm going to die here. I'm going to be, I'm going to be found here years later from how upset I am. I'm going to die here? Yeah. What's your next one? Okay.
00:41:12
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um work holiday parties or just work functions and events i feel i don't know how to act correctly at them so they're always a source of anxiety for me because everyone from work is there but it's not a work environment and there's alcohol right so i'm like am i being myself am i being my work self who's to say I find myself in those scenarios being like, oh, I should be talking to this person. I should, you know, if I haven't met somebody, I should introduce myself. And I am like too anxious and kind of like, especially if I had already like a drink or something and, you know, feeling a little loosey, I'm like, I'm going to be stupid. So I'm just not going to say anything. And then I feel awkward because I'm like, oh, I just um now I'm coming off like,
00:42:08
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rude or like cold because i'm like clearly you're seeing me clearly i'm maybe talking to somebody next to you and you're looking at me and i should be like hi no i don't think we've ever met but in the moment i'm like i could just be like bye i think that that's like what everyone feels i think i've only been to two holiday parties three holiday parties usually there are restaurants and stuff And then I went to one that was my friends and they had theirs at a bowling alley. That was really fun. Oh, bowling. That could be a whole other yes or no. Bowling? Bowling. Yeah, I'm surprised. You're going to say yes to that. Um, no. Really? You don't like bowling? I like it, but I, I used, I think in years ago I would have been like, yes, but now I'm kind of like, oh, like I can take it or leave it. It's the shoes, huh?
00:43:02
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It is not the shoes. I actually love the shoes. If I could have walked around in a pair of bowling shoes, like in in real life. You can. Wait, or would you say, I mean, you would, yes, bowling. um I'm getting a sense that you're guessing bowling. I'm not a yeser for bowling. not a yeah um'm I'm more of a ski ball.
00:43:27
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um a stone Okay, I love s ski balls. Absolutely. Bowling, I'm like having to wait for people. It's also like, if you don't have your own ball, it like feels like a gamble, what kind of ball you use. And then it's like, I have breasts. It's really hard to bowl with breasts. Really? Yeah, because my arm is swinging into them when I'm trying to. Yeah.
00:43:51
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Girl, you have to- Wear a breastplate next time you go bowling. Are you side crab walking and then whacking your titty that way? If I want the ball to spin, you have to give it spin. So you have to swing your arm and your body swinging is not just this, it's your whole body has to, you kind of give it a, you kind of give it a this move. Yeah, we gotta go bowling now, for sure. You wanna see how I bowl for you? I wanna see that in action.
00:44:22
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um Oh, yeah, year it's your turn. Oregon donation. Oh, yes. Yeah, yeah. It's on my... Do I Nice. I'm like, take them all... Take them right out of my body. Yeah. I think I'm also an organ owner. What I would love is if once I donated my organs, I could like haunt the people that had my organs. You definitely can. I'm hoping. I mean, it's like, it's like you're getting that a piece of that person inside of you. so Maybe I'll be like in their conscious. Yeah. and And you want, you want to be Voldemort. you wanna be I come out from the exact back of their head. where is but I do think like, I sometimes watch those videos online where it's like people that like donate hearts and stuff to like, and they meet the family of the person whose heart got donated and they like let them listen to their heart, outside their body. I cry.
00:45:19
Speaker
Every time I watch those videos online, what a beautiful gift. You gave somebody a chance to live. That's a wonderful thing. I mean, that is, yeah. Yeah. I think ordering a donation, I mean, it makes sense. Probably not for Egyptians, but. No, they hoarded those fuckers. They wanted, they took each one and. Saran wrapped it. I know they like scooped your brains out of your through your nose and shit. Crazy stuff.
00:45:48
Speaker
crazy crazy stuff But you know what? Whatever. Teach a zone. I guess that's great for them. Momma, mummify their peoples. Momma, mummify me. Momma. I'm also into organ donation. I think that's cool. I, I don't have the, um, I know a lot of people feel like, oh, they're not going to try as hard to save your life because you're not. And I'm like, that's insane.
00:46:10
Speaker
That's an insane thing. that they They save the lives of like Nazis. like Doctors will do that. yeah That's why they're doctors. They're not like, oh, whoa. We've been eating two kidneys recently. Yeah, you look like you have a cough. Yeah. Oh, God, they have a cough. Thank God. It's like waiting with a scalpel. Relax, people. like Also, the criteria for organs to be viable for donations are so high. I did research into this stuff. It's like the criteria for you to meet to be able to donate things to other people. like
00:46:45
Speaker
If you smoke or if you had, if the organs don't look good, I don't know. There's like, there's like reasons why they won't take it. They don't just like willy-nilly take anybody's and give it to someone else. That's why there's a shortage. Yeah. I was gonna say they probably won't want to take my organs actually. What you've been doing to yours. I mean, they won't even take my blood because I'm, you know. Right. Cause you've been getting your guts rearranged. Oh, I was just going to say cause I'm vegan, but okay. Yeah.
00:47:14
Speaker
Wait, they still don't take your blood? Day of people's blood? They still don't? I don't, I mean, I guess we'd have to look at that, but I feel like, I mean, last time I was given blood freely, I didn't disclose my gayness to them. And they just didn't take it, they're like, ugh, we don't want it. They were like, oh, the pro necklace says otherwise, honey. Oh, I didn't add home blood tests to find out what my blood type was?
00:47:42
Speaker
I did a whole little experiment. Yeah, what's your blood? I'm A positive. That's kind of special, isn't it? No, I wanted to be O whatever. Because my grandma was O negative. And there was a chance, I guess, but I'm A positive. Which I don't know how that's possible. Because like, that means both my parents have to be A, I guess. Right? Because it can't be A if your parents like AB.
00:48:11
Speaker
yeah i yeah i don't know that part now i'm curious what the hell of my blood is well i have an extra one i think an extra kit so you have to you have to prick yourself and then you have to kind of like squeeze your blood out onto a little i hate that it was really fun i really enjoyed it okay you want to cannibalize and eat other human people but you're grossed out by a little blood let me tell you my friend you're in for a rude awakening if you think that there's not to any blood involved when you're eating other people Well, let me tell you, I'll be in a different mindset than, you know, I probably won't be worried about that. Uh-huh. Yeah. I'll bring you your blood test then too, so that way you can just get both things done. You should probably check your blood now, as I'm like, chewing on a femur. Yeah. Chewing on a femur.
00:49:00
Speaker
Amazing. Yeah. I love it. In this hat too, perfect. You're giving it to me. So pirate's life for me. Honestly, you know who you're giving me right now? Billy Bob Thornton. Yeah? If you look at him, what he looks like now, he's wearing hats with the little turban underneath. OK. That's his thing. OK. Give me a little Billy Bob with Thornton. Billy Bob Thornton. I hope that's good. It is a good thing. He fucked Angelina Jolie. OK. I mean. OK, maybe for you that's not as interesting, but. So he's Brad Pitt. That's so impressive.
00:49:41
Speaker
tonight Okay, I've got my last one. Are you ready? I don't know. Um, ambrosia salad. What's that? What's ambrosia? Yeah, what's ambrosia salad? Um, it is a special festive salad that you would have had over the holidays. And it incorporates, I think the, the kind of cream base is a mix of cream cheese and sour cream.
00:50:11
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oh And then it is like mandarin oranges, um like maraschino cherries, like usually like canned fruit. And you mix that with the cream cheese, sour cream mix. And then you there's probably a couple other things you could add in, like vanilla flavoring or something. Oh, and coconut shavings. Oh, oh. Coconut shavings. Oh, who no. No, no, no. That's a hard pass for me. Here's here's why.
00:50:40
Speaker
Coconut, automatic, no, I'm not a coconut fan. Two, is it savory or sweet? Sweet, oh, it's sweet. So why is that a, so is it a fruit salad? Yeah, I mean, it's like a candy fruit salad. It's like very, it's a dessert. It's a dessert. Oh, it's a dessert. It's a dessert-ish. Got it. Now, now things are changing a little bit. It's a no for me, but things are changing. I'm not as mean about it this time. Nah, I don't know.
00:51:09
Speaker
I don't, I don't like maraschino cherries. I don't like coconut. Yeah. I love sour cream. Okay. well the yeah The sour cream is not the star of the show. Well then. Yeah. Then I'm not coming by because I'm only here to watch the star. I don't eat these. Ew. I would hate an ambrosia salad that was like heavy on the sour cream. Don't come in my house. I'd have fish pizza, by the way. Cause that's like,
00:51:37
Speaker
Yeah. I kind of want to have fish pizza now. One day I'll tell you what's in it. Okay. But do you like a produce salad? Do you make it? Um, I had it more as a kid. It might be one of those desserts that kind of phased out over the years, you know, like how gelatin molds did. Yeah. Um, but I did like see, you know, it's funny. It's like, it's always a TikTok.
00:52:03
Speaker
there was a TikTok that came up and it was like, I'm making like this cool ambrosia salad. And I was like, I could tell this girl is like, I've heard this for the first time, something my mom did back in the eighties. And she thinks it's like, you know, the so the new coming of ambrosia salad. Yeah. a The coconut shaving, it's like. No, I'll show you pictures. Cause the pictures make it look like, Oh yeah, I definitely want a taste of this. I mean, just cause it looks good.
00:52:32
Speaker
You know, like, shit looks like chocolate. It doesn't mean it's good, you know what I mean? I guess that's true. Don't give me that look. Don't give me that look. Yeah, and vodka sauce looks like vomit, but I love vodka sauce. Exactly, so it's, you know, be careful what you wish for and also... Be careful what chocolatey thing that you eat. Yeah, be careful when I serve you chocolate at my house that it's not a crab. No, I'm enough. That's not for me.
00:53:02
Speaker
But I want to, you know. Yeah. No to Inversion salad. Sorry about that. Copy that. I'm going to throw away your... Did you make me something? Your Hanukkah gift. For Hanukkah? Yeah, you know. I mean, I try it. If you actually made it, I try. I won't like it, but I'll try it. Okay. Did you really make me Inversion salad? No, I didn't. I would love to make some Inversion salad. Maybe I'll go to Target this afternoon and pick up things for it, things I'll need. Well, then we'll do a little taste test at some point. Yeah, we have to. sounds good What's your last one? have Oh, I have one more? got it You have to. I did three. Um, talking about what your therapist said to other people.
00:53:50
Speaker
I'll say yes. Yeah. Oh, okay. I feel like it. It's somewhat inevitable. I guess depending on what it is that you're talking about, but like, you know, I'm someone who would probably talk about something my therapist said. I catch myself sometimes saying it sometimes, but only when it is appropriate. Like I'm not going to bring it up. You're like, well, what I talked to my therapist about this week was like, no, it's like, if someone kind of calls me out on something, I go, you're right. Like it's something that my therapist and I've talked about before I do that.
00:54:24
Speaker
Like I'll say that, but I'm not going to offer up information about myself that I think is fun for group discussion. Yeah. Yeah. Some things are. I will say it's, I think it's inappropriate and weird if you're bringing up what your therapist said to you in terms of not agreeing with them. Oh, you mean like, isn't it crazy? My therapist said this about me. Yeah. When, when, when you're coming back from a therapy appointment and you're like, she doesn't know what she's talking about. yeah And let me tell you the men in my life that I've seen that play out. Yes. Wow. I mean, some in my own family and others who are past roommates that would just come back from a therapy appointment and have a psychoanalytical idea of how... he Was there therapy?
00:55:19
Speaker
He was in therapy? Who? My old roommate? I mean, the one that, the one that, ah you know, let's just say the one yeah the one I didn't get a wedding invite to. Got it. He got married?
00:55:40
Speaker
You got married? They got married? Yeah, who who are you thinking of? We'll cut this out. Luke. Sorry. Oh my God. No, I'm talking about Alex.
00:55:53
Speaker
Oh, yeah. Well, I got I got to save the date. I didn't get the invite. Oh, my God. No, not saving the day and being yeah on hold. I got saved the day and then I got taken off the wedding invite because I was so fast. Wow. The others. Yeah. Wow. OK, well, yeah, no, I but regardless, that is ridiculous behavior. Yeah, I think it's like very I don't want to gender it, but I do feel like men do it more.
00:56:21
Speaker
Oh, a hundred percent. Yeah. Yeah. Because if anything, I'm always agreeing. And then there my my therapist, she went, you know, yeah she goes, if you ever feel like something I'm saying is not connecting, like you should feel comfortable telling me it's not like you feel it's not getting the full picture or whatever. She goes, feel free to tell me that because I, you know, when we're having these conversations, like I don't want it to just be one sided. You just listen to what I'm saying. It's like you could agree or disagree or We could, you know, and I went, no, you're pretty much on the spot on, on the ball here. I don't think I'm that complicated. Like you're pretty much right. You're connecting the dots. Like I promise if she was like, it feels like you're, I don't know, a serial killer. I maybe would be like, well, I don't know if you know me that well yet. Yeah. We'll see. So yeah. I agree. Yeah. I feel that.
00:57:20
Speaker
But normally if a therapist is just telling me something, it's probably something I should hear yeah and agree with. And hold space for. And hold space for. Hold space for. Receive the space, hold the space, release the space. And that is our 2025 resolution. Yeah. Thank you guys for joining us on this month's Dom and Dahmer Did you have any parting words for our lovely listeners? Actually, I do. I wanted to give a huge shout out to um Jordan Farron, who is the composer of the music that you hear, um that's played as the intro, outro of the show. And I feel like we never really gave a full shout out. So thank you so much for creating this. We did when we first dropped it, but I think as a season two, it's it's great that
00:58:19
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we're reminding we should have little credits at the end of our our episodes that are like really fast-paced talking like yeah and this was brought to you by the yeah today's episode was brought to you by cat breath yeah but that that part i i don't know i can't do it real fast i can't do it on the spot i i'm not improv-ing life the way you can improv life oh my god i keep forgetting that good improviser yeah well improving life dancing through improv, yes, sending friends, and their ideas. Welcome. Bye!