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Episode 015: The Oscars, Haunted Stuff and Aliens
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Okay, it’s March, which means that the awards season is finally wrapping up and we can all RELAX. Your favorite hosts Anya and Dasha decide to test each other on the movies nominated for the Oscars, relive harrowing spooky experiences and settle the age old question: what the fuck were those lights above New Jersey?
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The front rolls. Front rolls. Come on, Pamela. Look at my, yeah, look at this arm. We look like goth and Malibu Barbie. This is perfect. Look at my little titties. Look at these titties. They're gorgeous. I'm going to put my whole hand in there.
00:00:28
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Please do. Okay. um Okay, wow well. Hi. Hi, everyone. Oh my God. i don't It's been a solid minute. Yeah. And, um,
00:00:40
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We're back. we're We're here. It is March. It's March. Happy March. Hopefully warmer weather on the horizon. um We have our Lord and Saver.
00:00:51
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save Saver. Saver. Lord and Saver. a Saver. he He is. He does save. saves. He saves lot. I mean, look at, he would use simple ingredients, bread, water. Fish, loaves. Yeah. Yeah.
00:01:03
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Um, fish are know Jesus Christ. himself He is rising again from the ashes like a phoenix. And he's here Jesus Christ! Oh, Lord.
00:01:18
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And he's going to smite everyone who doesn't fucking believe in him. that's right. Happy Easter. And also, welcome to another episode of Dolph and Dolph and Dahmer.
00:01:32
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That's right. Jesus is coming. You got the Lord's spirit all over you. Yeah. oh yeah ah he's He's all over me. it's like well Someone get the rag.
00:01:44
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It's March. Award season, baby. It's coming right at ya. The awards. Why ah are the Oscars... Oscars? The Oscars. awesome They're so far apart from the Golden Globes.
00:01:59
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Yeah. Is it because they're using this time to, like, canoodle and and bribe? I think it's because people's schedules. It's like, if you if you don't space it out, all these celebrities are going to have to be engaged for, like, what, like, three weeks?
00:02:15
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Whereas, like, for one day, it's much easier for them to do. You know. Also, I have no idea. i'm talking out of my literal ass mouth. And I don't know. Why are the Oscars far away? I guess it's just because they don't want to like compete for television time.
00:02:30
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And it's like ah it's like a big event. Yeah. So, they want to space them out. You're right. It's all different timelines. They all all got their own. They're all different dimensions. dimensions. of these different dimension Absolutely. Different dimensions.
00:02:44
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Who are you most excited for? Who are you like, if they get snubbed, I'm going be so upset. I honestly, I know this is going to happen because it's just in the cards. I really want Mikey Madison from Anora to win, but she's not going to win, unfortunately. It's going to be Demi's year. It's Demi's year.
00:03:04
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it's Demi Lovato's year to win an Oscar. It is Demi Lovato's year. Demi Moore? Demi Moore. For the substance. I think she's going to win. I think it's going to be her.
00:03:16
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It's not going to be um Zoe Saldana her Sex separation. Is that Zoe Saldana? You are correct. I don't know if it's zoe is it I think it's Saldana, but I don't know if it's Zoe Saldana.
00:03:36
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I think it's Saldana. And I think that she is nominated for supporting that lead. okay I'm not mistaken. Who's the lead of that?
00:03:47
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Actress whose name I don't know. But I did not like that movie. I don't care about it. I feel so bad for her. And I, like, tried so hard. In the first 15 minutes, I was like, I i can't believe this is a movie. This is so offensive. This is, like, the most offensive thing I've ever seen in my life.
00:04:01
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And then I was like, is it camp? And I couldn't. And I couldn't stop. Like, am I supposed to be looking it through, like, camp lens? And I'm like, yeah, but, like... It's still not good. Like, I don't care if you're being, I don't know. Like, it's kind of, it's kind of, but like, it's still offensive.
00:04:17
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Yeah, I think I could be wrong, but who am I to say? Someone said it's the green book of like trans people. And I went, that's pretty accurate. It's like someone who has never met a trans person wrote the most heinous things about trans people. It was like, we're just going to make a fucking musical out of it. Enjoy.
00:04:36
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Yeah, I guess I need to like read up on the reviews on on how people are responding to it. i responded in negatively. Did you watch any of the films up for awards? No, I don't think I watched any of them. You watched Wicked.
00:04:50
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You saw Wicked. Okay, yeah. Although, they're up for what awards? like whatever you again Cynthia Rio for number one. For Lidak Tross. I just can never tell if they're going to take something like Wicked and seriously at the Oscars.
00:05:04
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I mean, it's nominated for a bunch of stuff. Is it going to win? Probably not. It's kind of like Barbie. like It got nominated for everything to loss. they Because they want like more they want something that's like less pop pop culture, which is stupid.
00:05:17
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It's rarely just something that's like... feminine win you know yeah it has to be like masculine war the holocaust it has to be like that right um don't know i'm so bad at like following directors knowing directors i feel like so many of my friends are like but blah blah blah that director and i'm like joshamishri what what
00:05:47
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You know what I'm saying? No. What did you just say? You know, I'm like, I know Seth MacFarlane. Oh, okay. Well, he's great. i Yeah, i just um I just wish I was better.
00:05:59
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You could be. You could start right now. I have film degree, you know? I have film degree. Okay, okay. What do you think The Brutalist is about? It is nominated. Okay, The Brutalist. What do you think Brutalist is about? Okay, I have heard about The Brutalist. Damn it.
00:06:14
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But no, I, not that I know anything about it. I can only assume and imagine it has to do with like domestic violence. Okay.
00:06:25
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Tell me, tell me how close am I warm? Well, it is about a architect who survives the Holocaust and immigrates the United States with his wife who's wheelchair bound.
00:06:37
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And he gets hired by a very rich guy to build a house. See, that kind of like... Also, it's a movement. like a like a It's an architectural movement. It's what Gaga based her last tour on.
00:06:51
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Oh. Yeah, the stage, like it was like, you know how it was like very brutal and jagged? and That was based on the brutalist. Yeah, though that that adjective is just throwing me off a little bit.
00:07:01
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I guess I don't know the word brutal like I thought I did. You were on the right track. Mm-hmm. That's pretty good. That's pretty good. You were born this way. Uh, what about the last show girl? What's the last show girl about the last show girl?
00:07:15
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Okay. So I, I don't know. Um, but I did watch a Hallmark movie recently that I feel like probably has the same synopsis, which is like, um, it's a kind of veteran, a woman, like, for you know, rock, uh,
00:07:37
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what is it rocket uh rocketeer um uh dance girl who you know is getting out of the limelight because she's old and she needs to retire you talking about married gentlemen i don't know i don't know if i yeah but you know what i mean um she's like oh she's a tired showgirl so she's leaving um and they're like hey sorry karen ah but uh we We've loved you at the Rockettes for X amount of years and it's time for Deborah to step up as the new girl.
00:08:13
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The last showgirl. Amazing. So what you did right now is actually almost describe the the Netflix original movie starring Chad Micah Murray and this other actress called Mary Gentleman where he it's like Magic Mike meets Hallmark. I don't know.
00:08:30
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And she is like a rocket who gets retired because she's too old and has to go back home. So I was like shocked that you were just like. I must have i must have watched that. My God. During the holidays or something. It must have come on. Right. Because there is that like opening scene. I think I only watched like the first 20 minutes. But she's like, you know, getting off the off the stage.
00:08:51
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I think she might have like tripped or something. Something that was like, oh, veteran. She's a veteran. she's She's a little aged. She's not able to keep her balance anymore. 28, get her off. Mary Gentleman.
00:09:03
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Mary Gentleman? Mary Gentleman. Mary Gentleman. Mary Gentleman! Also worthy of an Oscar, I would say. Honestly, the lack of enthusiasm that Chad Michael Murray showed for taking off his clothes during the bits where he had to strip, he deserves an Oscar. because it It looked like he was under duress. like Gun to head had to be in that movie.
00:09:25
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Yeah. Gun to a head. Yeah. Yeah. He was like, okay, I'll be in it. Yeah. For sure. Um, the last show girl, Pamela Anderson, starring Pamela Anderson. Yes. Okay. And this is like, well, I don't know the movie but, um, she's in her era of no makeup.
00:09:42
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Baby. is this like part of the movie? Is she like makeupless? Well, no, she's, she's like a show girl who show after like 30 years being canceled and it's like following her like,
00:09:53
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you know, the last week of the show or whatever. And it, like, shows her life and her kid and all that stuff. it's it's it it She did an amazing job. She was great in it. I, you know, the movie had flaws, but it was a good movie.
00:10:05
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It was by Gia Coppola, Ford Coppola's granddaughter. Hmm. Yeah. was pretty close. Yeah, you were, I mean, you know, hair-thin margin between what you were saying and yeah the plot of The Last Show Girl. Yeah.
00:10:21
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Right, right. Honestly, you're doing pretty good for never having heard of it, never having seen it, having nothing to do with it. Pretty close. I'm very impressed. Intuition. Baby, you a smart girl.
00:10:33
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I'm smart. smart girl. um Give me another one. I love this. Okay, what's another movie that is going to be? A Complete Unknown. Okay, this one, yeah.
00:10:45
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I have not even clue. Complete Unknown. know.
00:10:50
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could be anything. There's a undiscovered disease that somebody is trying to um, you know, figure out because of people dying. Honestly, spot on.
00:11:02
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No. Spot on. And that disease is, uh, ego. and this oh Oh, okay. Word. Yeah. And it's Bob Dylan's ego. That's the disease that was discovered in this movie. You were spot on. Wow.
00:11:15
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and know. It's amazing. Okay. Wow. Good job. I'm impressed. I'm impressed by you. You're an impressive person. um What can I say? So good.
00:11:26
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I eat my vegetables. Oh my god. What else? I'm like, what else was nominated? and feel like... Wait, so, okay. Have you ever seen The Platform? No. What's The Platform? I feel like we talked about it like two episodes ago, and then I finally got around to actually watching Was it like two people two girls stuck on a thing? Two girls, one platform? Was it like two girls five two girls on a platform? so No, well, it wasn't really girls. You're following like a male character.
00:11:57
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There is females in it, but like they're kind of side. Wait, is it the one that it's like lowering with the food? Yeah. yeah okay. Tell me more. Yeah. You watched it. yeah so yeah I had mentioned it because Shannon ah talked about it. I went over a friend's house. We started ah watching it and I was like, holy shit. I was glad to finally watch it.
00:12:16
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It is in Italian, I think, or or Spanish. i keep saying Italian, but I think it might be Spanish. It is so fucked up. I mean, on your, ah you kind of know what it is.
00:12:29
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and what What do you know? They're like in a prison and there's like floors to it. And it's like the bottom floor are like the worst. And then the top floor, like the richest. And it's like, they get all the good stuff up top and then it goes down to the bottom and it's supposed to be like trickled down economy.
00:12:48
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Yeah. And if everyone was to just eat like their portion, everyone would be fed. Yeah. Yeah, it's kind of nuts. There's like this kind of visible. Are you going to watch You should. Absolutely. well not watch You won't. Why? I can't do that. I can't watch like I can't watch that. I can't watch. um What was that train? You watch fucked up shit all the time.
00:13:10
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I don't watch fucked up shit all the time. I watch like sexual thrillers. I don't I don't do well with like body stuff or like you watch the substance.
00:13:20
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But that was like very funny. And you don't want you watched Midsommar. I didn't want to. I was taken to that. I was brought to that. I mean, i don't know if I'll watch it. I would have to watch it with someone. It can't be like, what am I going to pop it on on Sunday night? You could probably watch it on your own. Okay. Check in and out of it.
00:13:40
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So maybe I'll give it a shot, but you can still spoil it. I watch things after people spoil it all the time. Oh, have you watched the pit? Yes. Oh my I've been watching the pit religiously.
00:13:51
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Girl. That doctor, the main guy, Dr. Rabinovich, who is literally his last name is my cousin's last name. Thank you very much. I want him to hold me and I want him to tell me that everything's going to be okay.
00:14:04
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I was watching it. Anytime he talks to that that younger like apprentice doctor or whatever, I'm always waiting for the scene to go somewhere else. I'm like, I've seen this on Twitter. um and yeah But no, it just instead goes through hours and hours of stressful hospital situations, emergency situations. yes i I had to clock out.
00:14:28
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After watching an episode, I was like, I need a lunch break. It gets so much worse. By the way, it's continuously as that because the premise that it is 24, it is, you know that show 24?
00:14:42
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It's like an hour of a 15 hour shift. Every episode is an hour of an actual 15. So it's like, The episode ends and you're like, how could it possibly end here? This is the craziest place for it to end. And it goes, yeah, because it's an hour.
00:14:57
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So it's just going to pick up right where this lifts off in the next episode. And it is so graphic because I was waiting for HBO to do like a medical show because I'm like, they're super graphic. They have sex, nudity, whatever. I'm like, they're a perfect place to have a medical show.
00:15:12
Speaker
I regret it. i regret saying that. I looked inside of a man's chest cavity with his little being. I'm like, I can't do this. Yeah. Yeah. I was like having to kind of look away. I got very squeamish.
00:15:26
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And I also was like, if I was that guy the chief of this department, I'd be like, someone get me a raise, get me a coffee. Yeah.
00:15:36
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I need to relax. Yeah. I'm tired. Everyone keeps pulling at him. He's like, oh, this mother is it is in the waiting room. she needs to be told about her dead son.
00:15:47
Speaker
He's like, okay, I'll get to it. need to pee. He needed to pee for 15 minutes. The whole episode. I'm like, let the man pee. I kept screaming at the TV, let the guy go to the bathroom. But then I'm like, that's real life. Real life doctors with real life emergencies sometimes can't go pee. Yeah, they just pissed themselves.
00:16:05
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He went to the bathroom and then it left the bathroom. Yeah, he was about, he was like unfurling his, what I imagine to be, 12-inch monster cock of a dick. And then some fucking snot-nosed piece of shit comes in there and goes, what you need to do for this?
00:16:19
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And he's like, oh man, can't I just unroll this fucking 18-inch monster? And it gets bigger when he tries, you know, he gets bigger. And then he's like, all right, and he puts back this 20-inch dick back into his pants, and then he has to come outside again.
00:16:33
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The Pit is great. People should be watching it. I want that guy to get all the fucking awards. The Pit. I want to get up in his pits, let me tell you. He's so hot. I'm like gross out. but ah Him and also the nurse, the head nurse, the blonde one.
00:16:48
Speaker
I would... The two of them together, i think would... i I think I would die. ah She's so hot too. She is hot. I do like i do like the the guy, though, the one that was like trying to...
00:17:00
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ah do compressions on person that died. the Midwestern guy, who's probably from Ohio, your favorite place in America. Yeah, and he has, like, bags under his eyes, but it was kind of hot. It's like, oh you're just so exhausted from working so hard. You love, like, a Troye Sivan twink-looking guy. You love one those. No, no, no, no.
00:17:18
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The only time I liked something like that was in Willy Wonka, seeing, uh, Timothee Chalamet. I was like, okay. Timothee Chalamet. That was my, like, hear-me-out moment.
00:17:30
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You like Timothee Chalamet. In the right outfit. as As a chocolatier. When I know he has a job. A job I respect. yeah My God, he's running a business. Yeah, I like Timothee Chalamet, turn of the century. Oh, wow. you okay Okay, you like him in a in a costume with a top hat. Yes. yeah yeah I have more than probably people need to know looked like looked up porn of some sort of time period.
00:18:03
Speaker
That's cool. I like that. I like that for you. Oh, that's nice. We're like sitting at the hospital in the waiting room and I'm just like, hey, uh... You know, here's something about me I love period porn. I love it. I love that. I love the PPP. It's my favorite. I like it when they have coattails.
00:18:22
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Well, like, i if you could pick a period that you would want I like a Victorian. Like, I like, like, uh, I like, like, uh, yeah, like a Victorian kind of Renaissanceian kind of like shoot tutor situation.
00:18:36
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I like corsets. I like ball gowns. I like all that stuff. Yeah. Okay, on that note, I think we're gonna go search some things ourselves, take a little refreshment. It's gonna be so fun. We're gonna find some stuff. All right, BRB. Bye.
00:19:06
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We're back, we're back. Give it to me, daddy. We're back, we're back. We're back. We Googled some stuff. We found some stuff. Yeah, we Googled some stuff. yeah And we came across some weird conspiracy theory stuff, too. It's kind of maybe be um Speaking of conspiracies. Oh, God. one it What?
00:19:29
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When I was home, so many people were talking about drones. And how... there's so many like unidentified objects in the sky these days so and people of course are thinking it's you know the the end of times oh baby um but i thought it was funny um and i wanted to bring it up to you because you know drones aliens oh but i yeah i saw listen i got into aliens in like high school in a big way in a way that was like i didn't tell anybody else because i knew this was getting
00:20:05
Speaker
A little woo-woo. Yeah. Like, I was on those sites. I was ordering books. Like, I was like, deramongo they're among us. They're Really? They're covered. Yes. I was like, Roswell, I made my dad take me to the to the museum.
00:20:19
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Like, I fully was on this alien bullshit. Okay. And, you know... Do I think those drones in curturity are alien? No, I don't.
00:20:31
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I don't. I just don't. I'm like, it's too... Yeah. It could be anyone in anything. Yeah. And it's most likely the US and it's most likely just them trying out stuff. and Or it's just, yeah it's people buying them.
00:20:44
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but I mean, there's so many drones that people can purchase. And um I think people love to fuck with people. Yes. Dude, aliens exist.
00:20:54
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Have they been on this planet? Yes. Are they the drones? No. The aliens that are on this planet and are under the ocean, people. They're under the ocean. at it!
00:21:05
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Yeah, I mean, that's some theory. Some theories are saying that they're, like, under the ocean. Because the ocean is vast and unexplored. And it's like, where? Why would they be hiding anywhere else except for below the water?
00:21:16
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Okay, but here's the thing. Yes. Alright, now we're going to get really meta. Get into it, honey. Aliens, they get here. They were here before any of us if they're under under the water in the oceans, right?
00:21:30
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That's what I think. If that is the fact, if if aliens are in the oceans, they've been there. They've been there for a minute. Say it to the people. who's the real aliens aliens here?
00:21:41
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Us. Oh, shit. I'm thinking. let me It's us We're the aliens. We're going to sit there. What is the definition of an alien?
00:21:55
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And if they were already on this planet, If they've been there, honey, if they've been there the last 70, 80, 100 years, they've been here just as long as us. This is their land. Just as much as our land is your land.
00:22:10
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Your land is our land. From California to the big position Pacific Ocean. Ocean, aliens. Aliens.
00:22:22
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They're among us and they are part of us. Really? Some say they are us. They are us. Yeah. Well, some say that... No, for real. Some say that, like, we are the aliens being sent back in time. Like, aliens... It's like we've evolved technology in the future so much that we're able to come back and observe ourselves.
00:22:44
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I mean...
00:22:48
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I am very supportive of this. i yeah it I believe that they're there. are they like I feel like maybe they're observing observing us kind of like what we do to you know ah those like ah islands with people who have not like had access to technology basically who who have been like untouched since the beginning of time.
00:23:09
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that There's people, like there's tribes out there that have no concept of what is going on. So them... us coming on a boat is the same thing as an alien spaceship coming to us.
00:23:21
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Like, so I feel like maybe they are just a more evolved society that's coming to observe us. Like we're a fun experiment or whatever. i mean, we're not, we, I think they're more concerned because now we have like nuclear weapons and are like potentially able to like cause harm.
00:23:34
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i think maybe that that's why it's intensified because they're like, Oh, they're getting so evolved now that they might be actually someday able to come at us broke.
00:23:47
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Yeah, but I still think, like, they're they're going to always be more advanced than us. if it yeah If it's us in future time, if it's aliens from a different planet,
00:24:01
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come on. where we're still we're we're using We're still using dry shampoo. We're just saying what? We're just saying, you know what? Because these aliens, they don't even need, they don't even, they're beyond shampoo.
00:24:16
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I love, I love... that in your mind, the way we know that they are highly evolved beings technologically is that they no longer need to use dry shampoo.
00:24:28
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It's gonna, girl, look at how many things from like the 80s and 90s that are just remedial to us. Like and we used to sit there and be like, oh, I'm lost. and Get out that map, honey.
00:24:41
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they They have maps in their brains. Oh, okay. You say you brain maps. Brain maps yeah maps. Brain maps. That's the new app. That's going to be Red Note.
00:24:53
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Do you think that they're abducting people? um No. I think they're if they are, they're killing them on the spot.
00:25:05
Speaker
I think if they're if they're abducting anyone, that well, that person is never coming back, first of all. Secondly, i think they're doing full-on shoot-to-kill labotomy Right there in the pasture. You don't think they're like tagging people like we do with wild animals sometimes?
00:25:26
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And releasing them back into the wild? Yeah, maybe. But, and I guess to your point, like, we'd probably never believe those people if they were like, I've been tagged. I know. They're like, there's something under my skin. It's a capsule. And you're like,
00:25:40
Speaker
What the fuck are you talking about? They're like, honey, this is a Marshalls. That's right. Step away. Yeah. Step away. do i sha Okay. If you don't, you got to leave. I don't care that you were abducted last week right before bingo.
00:25:51
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Right before bingo. and the The famous and infamous Marshalls bingo. so Everyone knows about it. It's in the back. By the bras.
00:26:01
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Yeah. Thank you. All right. Well, the drums are probably something, but I don't think they are alien of nature. yeah but And also, as many people have pointed out, why would they fucking choose New Jersey? let me tell ya.
00:26:16
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Why the fuck would they be over there? you got New York City, a bridge away, and you're gonna be like, nah, gotta look it got look at Jersey. Yeah. Well, that's the thing. Maybe they, like, miss-shot the coordinates. They my meant the Christ-sar building. Yeah, it's the brains and their maps that fucked them up.
00:26:34
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They were like, oh. Larry. Should've used the physical one, Larry. Yeah. Damn it. You got the coordinates wrong. The the aliens also have Southern accent. Of course they do. Yeah. Oh, that's so funny.
00:26:47
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They overshot it. They were like, we're supposed to be in New York, but fuck. We're off about 50 miles. We got to make the best of it. Got to look at this chemical refinery plant now for seven weeks.
00:27:00
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Wow. I love that. it's It's not newfangled. Look how many times we misshoot coordinates. We landed on the moon. We got there.
00:27:11
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Yeah. Was that our first destination? i think it was like, no, definitely our first destination. But I think that like they fucked up like 13 times. There you go. Apollo 13 and all that shit. I don't know much about space travel, but aliens are among us.
00:27:27
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Find me. They are among us. Aliens are here and they're in drones in the sky. I did them down. I did think, I think already told this story. I thought I saw an alien on the subway.
00:27:38
Speaker
I followed this woman for a while because I was reading a book that was like, there's 13 different types of aliens. And this one was Alon Grey who wore a wig and had a suitcase. Listen, I'm not saying this. I'm telling you, I got into it in a big way. It was a problem. Yeah. Okay. Wow. That really opened it up. You were reading up on what aliens are looking like.
00:28:00
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but public I was young. I was into a lot of weird stuff when I was young. ah What were you into as a kid? Were you into things like that? Okay. Yeah. If we're going expose ourselves in this moment in time. Yeah, expose yourself. Perfect moment.
00:28:15
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um the Yes, i I did have my aliens moment. Very into aliens. Great. Two other things, actually, that I deep dove into on that kind of scale.
00:28:29
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Wizards. Magic. Sorcery. Yep. And then, so there's that. And then there is ghosts. Oh, very believe in ghosts, very into them.
00:28:42
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Watch ghost shows. Used to do a lot more have gotten in in and out of that as well. Love, love the ghosts. Do you like going to like haunted places?
00:28:53
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Real haunted places? Yeah. What do you mean real haunted places? Well, because I don't like your typical like haunted house that you would go to for Halloween. was going to say for the holidays.
00:29:06
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The one for your holidays, yes. I don't necessarily want or need to go to, ah to, like, Halloween Horror Nights, but, you know, going to, like, the Queen Mary for a night or taking a tour of, like, the, you know, most haunted places in whatever, Philadelphia.
00:29:30
Speaker
I'm all in into that. Philadelphia, the most haunted place in the United States. I mean, there was a lot of shit that went down there. Absolutely. Have you ever been to Orleans?
00:29:45
Speaker
Yes. Yes. Yes. That's number one. Everything there is haunted. Everything has a ghost, a vampire, some kind of zombie thing. i was enjoying myself. We went on a couple of ghost stores over there and it was not really, mostly was just like slaves dying. That was most, almost all stories.
00:30:04
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Yeah, a lot of plantation stuff, a lot of, like, voodoo. Yeah. Love all of that. Have you ever a had a ghost experience?
00:30:16
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I remember, I can't tell if we've talked about it on this. I cannot remember for the life of me, but, like, the Lizzie Borden, I feel like we talked about Lizzie Borden. Yeah, we have. Going to her place, I felt like I was having moments there, but I could have just been in my head.
00:30:29
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And then, yeah, one time I felt like when I was home one day, which doesn't make any sense because my home was built when I was like four. um But I thought I had seen like a, an apparition of like a great grandfather in the kitchen.
00:30:45
Speaker
Like what was supposedly my great grandfather. But I remember. That's amazing. I remember being like, like I was sitting in the kitchen looking towards the stairs and I was like, Oh my gosh, it was like a man, like a, ah you know, like a smoky figure with like a kind of like a top hat.
00:31:02
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And, I told my grandmother and she was like oh yeah, you're like great grandfather. kind of sounds like what he used to look like and where. All right. All right.
00:31:15
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I, yeah, I saw a ghost. I think I've said, I saw a ghost in my house of the woman that passed away in my room from cancer, the previous owner's like first wife. And I saw her. and then this was more recent. I had a friend's father pass away. And when I was at their home, like,
00:31:32
Speaker
right before the funeral, I was like going to sleep on the couch and I like saw out of the corner, like a figure, like slowly move and like walk out.
00:31:43
Speaker
Like it was, it was, yeah. Yeah. And then I didn't, I didn't tell her because I was like, it might really hurt her, you know? So I kept that in for a while. and then maybe like three months later, I was like,
00:31:55
Speaker
So this is what happened when I was at your house. don't know if you feel, but I had to tell you. Because I told other people, I was like, I saw this last night. They're like, you're crazy. yeah yeah Yeah. What made you feel like you should tell her when you had first felt like it was going to freak her out?
00:32:10
Speaker
I think it was because enough time has passed and i think she was looking for signs. And I was trying to be like, I think that he loves you. And I think he's, i don't see her and don't think he's suffering.
00:32:22
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Okay. Yeah. Wow. Yeah. And I think we've talked about this already, but like, do you believe in like, like spirits coming back as like birds and stuff? Like when you, you know, like my grandparents would would say like, we'd be sitting out somewhere like in the patio and there'd be like a yellow finch that came, you know, into view.
00:32:43
Speaker
And my grandmother would be like, oh, that's such and such saying hi. Do you believe in that? I won't say don't believe in it. i think I just believe in the idea that like they will speak to you no matter what like if that's the way that they speak with you that's the way they speak with you so like anything could kind of make me think of oh this was a sign from my grandma or something yeah yeah so i do believe in it yeah okay yeah we should go to a haunted like place we should go to that hotel where that girl like got into the water tank or whatever i no you don't want to go there no um
00:33:21
Speaker
Yeah, in downtown, right? That's downtown. I, like, know the building because I feel like that used to be by, like, a drag club or something. can't remember. But, yeah. I guess I would go.
00:33:32
Speaker
I just, it doesn't seem like it's, a ah not because of that, but, like, I don't know. There's just so many other kind of haunted places I would want to go. I'd, like, go back to the Queen Mary. There's that one room that's, like, supposed to be the haunted room. do you want to go? Let's go.
00:33:47
Speaker
Let's do a whole thing. I would plan it. I would plan it out. Yeah, let's do I've never been, so. That'd be fun. Would you stay overnight? Would you do like an overnight? Yeah. As long as I don't have to be on the couch. Okay. But like, okay. So we should plan to do a Dom and Dommer episode from that room. From the Queen Mary. Yes. We should do it. And just do it as like a slumber party moment. Let's fucking do it. Okay. Well, we're going take a break and we're going to go look up some dates and then we'll be right back with your favorite game.
00:34:18
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yes
00:34:30
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Welcome back. We are back. are back. Oh, darling. We're about to play a game. We're about to play a little game. You have no idea what's coming your way. Yeah. Well, maybe you do. Maybe you've heard of it before. Have you heard of this before?
00:34:44
Speaker
It's called a Yes or No. Bitch and me. Bitch. We got some yes or nos for you. Yeah. All right. You want me to start or you want to start? Would you mind starting? Okay.
00:34:57
Speaker
Um, yes or no. Classical music. Big yes. Really? Big. I listen. I listen to it on way here. No way. In the car? Yeah.
00:35:08
Speaker
Yeah. I put on the classical station on the radio. On the radio? Oh my god, you are you are literally classical. I love it because I grew up like listening to it and then we have my the piano teacher that lived with me.
00:35:22
Speaker
yeah i have to tell you about that later. second, yeah, wow. yeah I'm going to have to tell you about this off the pod, unfortunately. um But yeah, he he lived with us for two years and like he taught me how to play classical music. I love it.
00:35:37
Speaker
lets you like imagine a bunch of stuff. Yeah. in it's like And I'm talking about good classical music. on it It's not all classical music. I'm talking Vivaldi. I'm talking Bach.
00:35:49
Speaker
I'm talking Rachmaninoff. Okay. Okay. Okay. All right. All right. um I do like it. I do have some of my favorites. um
00:36:01
Speaker
Could not give you any of them in this moment. I do i like the one that goes...
00:36:10
Speaker
I know how to play that. I know how to play the beginning of it on piano. i love that. um And then I also...
00:36:19
Speaker
you What else What else? Yeah, this was just a setup for me to talk about what I play on the piano. I'm actually great on the piano. And the jobstick. actually know a bit about a Bach myself. Ooh. Blow that Bach up. And Mozart. There's one from Mozart that I think, you know, it's pretty well known. One Night Sonata?
00:36:39
Speaker
How does that one go? It's very somber. It's like sad. Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun.
00:36:48
Speaker
for maybe um but it is uh it is one of those i feel like it's a little more cheerier but um i like sad ones maybe we'll play it we'll play like a snippet of it right here once i find it okay um but yeah you like classical music i like classical music i'll send you some good ones ah some stuff that i listen to because i i do and i like to think about fucking to it too Some of them are like... Yeah, you would. Like being a dominatrix and also playing classical music.
00:37:18
Speaker
All you two are like strapped up in leather. Lick piano. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. My shoes and then my piano. All right. I got one for you. ah Are you ready? Yeah.
00:37:32
Speaker
Bleaching eyebrows or shaving eyebrows. Like basically bleaching or shaving eyebrows. the um Bleaching eyebrows? Cool. I feel like you can you can look cool.
00:37:45
Speaker
Shaving eyebrows, you can also look cool depending on the person and how their bone structure is Oh. um What do you feel about when it's like half shaved, when you get like the nubs?
00:37:57
Speaker
Well, if you fill them in to normal brows, I'm into it. If it's just nubs all day, every day, it's jarring. See, I would rather, I mean, nubs for the sake of drag, understandable.
00:38:10
Speaker
Yeah. um Quote of the day, nubs for the sake of drag. Work. or um I don't really love like drawn on boy brows.
00:38:26
Speaker
You know, like, like if you don't have brows, you just don't. And you can, you can live the day. but What if you get the little like, um like lace eyebrows?
00:38:36
Speaker
That's okay. But like, what happens when you want to go for a jog? You're just going to have that shit sliding off. You're going to be like, when you put you When you glue your lace down on your head, does it fly off when you sweat?
00:38:51
Speaker
No. but Exactly. I mean, but it does, yeah, like the lace glue part will kind of get a little gunky and and come off. Yeah. Yeah. Really?
00:39:02
Speaker
I mean, the wig's not going to fly off my head because I'm a little sweaty, but like, The lace is going to unravel a little bit depending on how strong your adhesive is. And it's like right on the for frontal forehead. Like that's where the Not the backward frontal forehead. The back of the forehead. It's the frontal of the forehead. That's going to be where the sweat pools. It's right where your eyebrows are. That's like what eyebrows are for.
00:39:26
Speaker
For collecting your sweat. Yeah. So it doesn't go into your eyes. That's what your eyelashes are for. Evolution, honey. Evolution, honey. It knew that I was gonna be a sweaty little bitch and it was like, we're gonna... should fucking eyebrows, that's why I've got thick ones too. I got very thin ones.
00:39:40
Speaker
And they are not getting thicker. I've tried everything. I put fucking ah bunch of this... actually i started using like eyelash serum, which has really actually helped. I know it doesn't look like it, but for someone who's been staring at my fucking face, I'm like, i have eyelashes for the first time in my life. and And then I started ah putting it in my eyebrows. Nothing.
00:40:00
Speaker
nothing i was gonna say eyelash serum to make eyelash goes i would put that all over my head yeah i like put it on my eyelashes and they kind of like grew out which before they were have a thing where at night in my sleep i pull out my eyelashes while you're sleeping yes and i wake up and i like eyelashes missing it's bad wow so i started wrapping my hands in my blanket girl yeah And then but before I go to bed, I go, do not pull them out.
00:40:29
Speaker
Do not. It's stress. it's And I looked up online and it's like, there's like three cases that they've studied. Like it's not a common. You got to get studied. I got to get studied. got to get money out of that. That's right.
00:40:40
Speaker
I'll be like, guys, I put my eyelashes in my sleep. You know, I'll level with you. I not, and and this is not in my sleep. um I will pull out like beard hairs, especially around my chin when I'm driving.
00:40:56
Speaker
And like, it's almost like a nervous response or just like a ah like a tick. I don't know. It's a, it's a thing. I forget what the name of it is, but it's like, there's a name for it. It's like trip to something.
00:41:09
Speaker
Basically it's like people do that. They like pick, pick and they like people do it. And like sometimes people develop like bald spots cause they do in the same place. as and you know So like, it's a disease. Some people do it, but like it's, there's varying, you know, there's like OCD, there's varying levels of OCD, varying levels of like autism, varying levels of,
00:41:25
Speaker
We both have this thing. It's a disease. It's a disease. Please send money. please Please. I need eyelash wigs. Yeah.
00:41:37
Speaker
But yeah, it's been great because I've looked at them like, oh, I've got eyelashes again, which are nothing compared to actual people's eyelashes. But considering there were chunks of just nothing. give Yeah. Give it up.
00:41:51
Speaker
I was going to say, i i pull out my eyelashes. sometimes just because they're they get so like in the way. You've got so many and they're so long and they're so thick and they're so nice.
00:42:02
Speaker
You could stand to lose a few, you fuck. Yeah, they they just fall out on their own. Oh, okay, brag. They're like, jump ship. There's not enough space. For me, it's like a single loss of hair. It's like, alright, gotta figure out if I'm gonna be winking a lot today. Yeah, yeah, you're like heavier on one side. they're very sparse.
00:42:23
Speaker
they're they're veryed spars spars yeah um okay I've got one. Okay. Go for it. Um, Shrinky Dinks.
00:42:35
Speaker
Oh, they're so cool. They look so awesome. I looked at all those commercials growing up. That was like the Shrinky Dink commercials. I never had them. Yeah. You never did a Shrinky Dink?
00:42:45
Speaker
No, I always wanted to. And to this day, you haven't done Shrinky Dinks. To this day, really want Yeah, we should do them on the pod. want a little... during our Queen Mary ghost tour. We'll do shrinky dinks. We'll bring a Ouija board and we'll bring shrinky dinks. Absolutely. We'll bring a oven, like a, what else?
00:43:03
Speaker
Easy bake ovens and we'll do shrinky dinks in there. Great. We'll be like, if you can hear us. Shrink this dink. Shrink this dink. Why they called shrinky dinks?
00:43:14
Speaker
Well, for the obvious shrinking shrinkable reason, but I don't know. What's a dink?
00:43:21
Speaker
Exactly. kind No, I, yeah I'm just, you know, yeah. yeah yeah It's like, I'm not going to say, i don't know. I'm going to just say the parts of the thing. They said, this is a dink and it will just shrink.
00:43:36
Speaker
So enjoy. Yeah. What do you need more than that? Yeah. You're just scientific reason for why we're calling it shrinky dinks. It rhymed. but then Do you like them?
00:43:47
Speaker
Did you do them? Yeah. I did them over, um, the holiday and, um, It was fun. It was cute. You did them over the holiday with your family? Well, yeah, months ago. ah my Yes, my we kind of got the whole family involved. My aunts, my brother, my mom, we all were coloring these little dinks. And they were all like Disney themed. It was like Mickey and Minnie and Goofy.
00:44:13
Speaker
We realized had no clue what colors they actually... Really? or We had to look it up. where I was like Google imaging these characters. Goofy's orange black. And what else though? What color is this hat?
00:44:27
Speaker
This hat? Yeah. Black.
00:44:31
Speaker
Y'all. Am I wrong? exactly Oh, it's green. It's green. It's a green hat. It's a green hat. It's a green. It's green. It's green. It's green. Black pants, orange, green hat with a little buckle thing. I remember. Don't start with me.
00:44:43
Speaker
Give me a second. yeah This is what happened. Okay. Cause people were starting to color people all crazy colors. You're a stickler for them doing it right. Yeah. Yeah. Were you the kind of get the hat to draw inside the lines? If like you were outside. people were drawing outside the lines, I was like,
00:44:57
Speaker
You fucking new-inth. You just low-life. You a fucking three-year-old. Yeah. The fuck are you doing, Steven? Yeah.
00:45:07
Speaker
The fuck are you doing, Steven? This is the worst recess because of you. You've ruined recess for me. You've ruined recess with your skill set. you Lack of skill set. Skill set. Huh.
00:45:21
Speaker
yeah i know i always had to draw inside the lines i'm like you're psycho if you're doing it outside the yeah i would actually bold the lines i would i don't know if you had that technique but um oh oh but when i would color and i think i learned it from my mom i would color but then the lines you would use that you know if it was a red crayon really kind of color the line in red and it would just make everything pop it was it's just gotta get into it next time you're at a restaurant ask for the the kiddie crayons and activity book.
00:45:50
Speaker
Absolutely. You know, yeah that is my usual thing. I go to restaurants, I ask for the kiddie book and the crayons and then just go to town. Yeah. What are they going to say? It's only for kids. i think that's exactly what they'll say.
00:46:03
Speaker
Yes. yeah's Yeah. Yeah. I think that's the actual words that will come out of their mouth. Yeah. yeah Yeah. Well, and I think it's fucked up when you go to a place and you order kids meal and they're like being weird about it. And it's like, y'all,
00:46:18
Speaker
Doesn't matter. Whoever's going eat it is going to eat it. I want my $5.99 kids meal because it actually happens to be a little, you know, healthier. The mac and cheese and chicken nuggets, that's usually the only thing on the kids menu. You it's a smaller portion.
00:46:33
Speaker
the portion control of a child is what i'm looking for. which The kids meal portion diet is amazing. It's a new thing. It's what I'm on right now. Oh my God. I'm so small. Oh my God. What's your, what's your diet? What's your diet plan? My secret is that whenever I go to restaurants, I only order off the kids menu. Yes.
00:46:54
Speaker
Portion control. Portion. Love that. all right. going to give you one. Are you ready? Are you ready for me to give you one? Yes. Okay. Listening or watching stuff on 1.5 or 2x, like videos, listening to podcasts, like 1.5 or two times fat as fast.
00:47:12
Speaker
Oh, speed. um I don't know how to do that. I literally, I wish I could learn. It happens to me by accident, and then I'm like, oh, how did I do that? And I can never. Well, you just press the forward button one extra time, and it goes 1.5. And then if you do it one more time, it goes 2. going to have to try that.
00:47:31
Speaker
We'll do it together at the Queen would love to do a, to listen to a podcast at 2 speed. Really? yeah Sometimes I'm like, I could probably get through this a lot quicker. Not this one, though.
00:47:42
Speaker
Don't listen to us. Listen to us slowly. Actually, slow it down to 0.5. Yeah. So we talk like this to each other.
00:47:54
Speaker
Yeah, dumb and jobber. I think it's like, I hate it. ah like, this was made to be consumed at this speed.
00:48:06
Speaker
If you can't listen to the whole thing, pause it. It's like, this is art. Like, you're supposed to consume art. I mean, this is whatever. You know what i mean? It's like, I don't know.
00:48:18
Speaker
I find it to be, like, weird. And also everyone's voice is like, like, what is that? What is that doing to you? What's that giving you? And it's like, where are you rushing that you fucking need to listen to this? and well but Why?
00:48:30
Speaker
If it's boring, shut it off. Shut it off. Hey, you know, who knows? Maybe you're looking for something. Maybe you're you're trying to get to the end. Right.
00:48:44
Speaker
All right. mean, here we are. We can't get more than five seconds. We're out of it. We're out of it. Darling. okay Um, okay. I have one more. i'm trying to remember it from my memory. As opposed to. Yes.
00:49:02
Speaker
From, yeah. From psychosis. Psychosis. Um, Oh my gosh, what was it? I'm gonna guess. Are you ready? Okay, you can guess, yeah. Okay.
00:49:16
Speaker
Beyblades. No. But was that ever one? No, it was never one, but I just, you know, there's no wrong answer to guessing what you're thinking of. That's true, that's true, and I could have said yes.
00:49:29
Speaker
Okay, I don't have any others. Sadly, it wasn't. um You don't have any others? Oh, for me. For you? for you um Yeah, I... who I can't remember. i was so good. I had Shrinky Dinks. I had... The other one? Yeah, yeah. That other one.
00:49:46
Speaker
Two. You're not two so far. I know. I couldn't tell you. You could gun to head. I wouldn't be able to tell you what you Yeah, and I know as soon as I look at it, I'm going to be like, oh, that's exactly what it was. Absolutely. um you Do you have ah ah another one? You can just give me yours. I don't know if I have another one.
00:50:07
Speaker
Because I usually mark it off. Okay. Oh, like, uh... Oh, eating breakfast as soon as you get up.
00:50:19
Speaker
No. Not even a chance. A slight chance. You'd have to pin me down and force feed me. Baby. I know. do it. I'll do it tomorrow morning.
00:50:31
Speaker
Do you do breakfast first thing? No. I have not been eating, period. Point blank. I'm on this new fun diet we're called. I'm broke. So I haven't eaten food in two weeks. And by not eat food, I mean, I've eaten one meal a day and that meal is a, a little thing of, um, cinnamon toast crunch cereal that I pour milk into.
00:50:51
Speaker
Okay. Hey, cry for help. That does remind me. I need more cinnamon toast crunch cereal. That's what that brought on. Yum, yum, yum, yum. Yeah. Um, uh, yeah, we definitely need to get back into, um,
00:51:07
Speaker
that diet plan for sure. I'm going to have food tomorrow. It's fine. My, also my, I get paid next week. So yeah. Um, I definitely, i do, uh, submit to the one meal a day at night.
00:51:21
Speaker
My issue is, is that it starts with like, this big plate of things and usually ends with a bowl of cereal. What do you think about flipping it and eating a big meal of breakfast as soon as you wake up and then not eating at all for the rest of the day?
00:51:39
Speaker
That's probably healthier and better and people know that, but it's not happening. I do. I would throw up. See, I wake up, i cannot eat anything until I'm like at work about two hours later.
00:51:52
Speaker
then I can like, I'll drink a coffee. i do get a little peckish. But it's not, it's like once it hits like 12 o'clock, I'm like, I gotta, I gotta have some food.
00:52:04
Speaker
And if I have enough food at 12, I don't have to eat. That's good. That's good. I definitely like, ah yeah, I'll, I'll drink coffee from like nine to two or three.
00:52:19
Speaker
And then crazy we'll maybe have a snack at the office at like four. you bring your own food to work? No, never. Oh my God. No. If you're going have crafty at the office, i am not spending my own money while I'm at the office. I will eat.
00:52:36
Speaker
If I'm hungry as fuck, if I need like a real lunch, I'm taking three Slim Jims. I'm taking, you know, two bags of the snack Doritos. I will, uh, I will live off that. I can eat at home on my own time.
00:52:52
Speaker
and Wow. Wow. Yeah, waste of money. When I see people go, I mean, if people bring food to the office that they had, like leftovers, okay. Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. yeah That's cool, whatever.
00:53:04
Speaker
I'm usually not doing that. I'm not thinking about it. um But if I'm at work, like I work at like a kind of like a campus promenade, whatever people call it. There's restaurants, there's boutiques.
00:53:16
Speaker
People go out and get themselves a lunch. That's like probably $20, $25. No. No. no no No, unless it is a fucking special occasion. Someone is in town, you know, no.
00:53:33
Speaker
yeah There's people I know that go to Erewhon every lunch. you're You're just like literally making money and burning it right in front of your face.
00:53:44
Speaker
I mean, I think like I honestly like if I could cook every like I would like to bring my own lunch and I usually do. Whereas sometimes I'll get like a frozen Trader Joe's thing.
00:53:56
Speaker
I'll do it at the office, but I won't go to a place and buy food. Yeah. Like I just, I did sometimes like when I've been like really hungry and just like upset and like emotionally had to eat something, I'll do that.
00:54:10
Speaker
But like, usually I'll bring something for work. It's like, I'm not going to be. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. i I usually tend to like suffer through oh the day when it comes to food. That's usually my go-to.
00:54:26
Speaker
Aw, man. We need help. We need help. We need fucking help. We need help now. And, you know, with that, thank you for coming. Thank you so much for coming. you. Thank you for listening to us.
00:54:40
Speaker
This has been real sweet. This has been a cry for help. Thank you. This has been a serious cry for help. um Please. Write in the comments. Let us know what we should do um to better help ourselves. Yeah, please. And if you're listening to this at 1.5 or 2.5 speed, thank you for tuning in.
00:54:58
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