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Episode 027: The Eagle, Pillion, Olympics
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It only took two years of doing this pod for your favorite hosts Anya B Hynz and Dasha to engage in some in-person reconnaissance and tell you all about it! Stay tuned as they discuss the meaning of Victorian slang terms, invent amazing new sports for the next Olympics and hype up a local leather daddy bar
Dom and Dommer is about two friends who talk about everything under the sun and over the moon. We're not only global, we're interstellar. We're also local. Right at your backdoor. We talk about the dumb and the profound. The high and low. So strap in and strap on.
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Transcript
Introduction from Dasha's Kitchen
00:00:12
Speaker
Hello everybody! everybody! It's Dom and Dahmer. We're here. We're coming in ah from Dasha's Kitchen. loud and hot. Loud and hot.
Recap of Last Night's Activities
00:00:21
Speaker
And, you know, we were just catching up about last night's activities at the Eagle. As you may remember from the last podcast, we were thinking about ah going and planning this. and um Anyway, ah in we're in the middle of the conversation about...
Change of Plans for Theme Night
00:00:37
Speaker
um The well, how do we even what what do we first get into? How do you want to start? Hey, welcome to Dom and Dommer. Great. OK. OK. as long as you got that OK. ok okay I guess. Yeah. Like last last time you talked about how we were going to go there and then we decided we were going to go last night.
00:00:56
Speaker
And Anya was like, oh, like, it's exciting. It's couldnna be a birthday thing. I'm like, awesome. I get a message yesterday at work. And the message is, hey, so it's a theme night tonight, just so you know.
00:01:07
Speaker
And I go, OK, and sends me the flyer. And what did the flyer say? Sports jock party. Jock strap. Jock strap. Jock strap party. Yeah. OK. So in my head, I was over i was like, oh, OK. Well, that's a little different from when I thought it was going to be. It's not that I'm uncomfortable with is it. Is that a place where I should be going? Because that's not for me. That space is not for me.
Arrival at the Jock Strap Party
00:01:28
Speaker
And so I like asked around.
00:01:31
Speaker
I was given the OK. I was told, if you're cool, everyone will be cool. Just be cool. And I went, hey, I'll be cool. So we decided to go. Anya shows up. Disrobes in my car.
00:01:43
Speaker
Yeah, here's the thing. Jock party. It was like the the poster was giving like sporty. So then I decide to wear little sporty booty shorts and like a football ah crop shirt. You look good. Which that shirt, it was my grandfather's. So let's talk about. He would have loved that Let's talk about that. it Coming from the 70s.
00:02:05
Speaker
And yeah, strip down, throw that shit in your car. We go in where it's chill. Dasha's at this point the only female presenting person there besides the...
00:02:18
Speaker
ah Person taking your money at the door. Yeah, the admissions lady. um And we're quickly realizing that the jock strap party has not started yet.
Exploring the Party Scene
00:02:30
Speaker
Who knows if it is even going to start. We've got drag race ah wrapping up. yep And a bunch of guys um in different shades of leather.
00:02:41
Speaker
And I went, now this is more like it. Yeah. Because that's what I wanted. I wanted to see Leather Daddies. Thank you. So I was like looking at seemed like they were all congregating outside in the outside area. The inside was more for people that are were watching Drag Race, which was fine. We watched the and tail end of that, had a blast. And then we were like, let's step outside for a second. And that's where all of my dreams came true. oh my God. Leather as far as the eye can see.
00:03:08
Speaker
we were. I mean, they were really leathered out. I really enjoyed the boots, the pants, the tops, the the jackets with the little kind of metallic leather, the hats.
00:03:19
Speaker
Yeah, so this is where we realized that we needed to, you know, jump on the pod because... So they're wearing hats. We know these hats, the leather daddy hats. There were like, you know, probably five or six at least of the guys in in full garb, including the hat. And we're we're thinking about how...
00:03:39
Speaker
The hat, I think, is ah what tips it off a little too camp for us. um it's It's the point where it feels a little costumey. Yeah. And yes, was giving the YMCA, like Village village People Convention. Which, listen. convention I was into it, but then from some moments when I would look around and be like, oh, the hat, it it did kind of it was interesting. I was like, what is it with this hat?
00:04:04
Speaker
I guess I couldn't really I couldn't quite wrap my head around it, but everything else was really working for me. And the hat did work for me. It just it was skewing. I said this last night, a little Gestapo, but Well, and okay, so you said it gives Gestapo, and so this is where...
Contemplating Leather and Cultural Associations
00:04:19
Speaker
The hat, the hat, everything else, yeah. But this is where I got so confused, because my brain... So my brain is looking at them, and I'm thinking, okay, this is giving a little Nazi-ish, ah you know, in this, the hat with the whole leather getup. It's very, you know, whatever.
00:04:39
Speaker
Then you so that's in my head. Then you say Gestapo. And I'm like, oh, OK. And I'm like realizing I don't know what Gestapo means. And I could tell because that's the only word you were referencing. And i was like, I don't think they look like Mexican cowboys at all.
00:04:56
Speaker
And I thought Gestapos were like Mexican cowboys. Yeah. No. I don't know what that is, but that's not what I was saying. the word Gestapo only refers to Nazis. Again, my understanding and my understanding of the word has always been that it referred to the Third Reich, the people that were... That is wild. I don't know what i am what I'm like... Am I thinking... What's a gaucho? that's I think it's a pant. A gaucho pant, which is what kind of pant? What's a gaucho pant? Okay, let's see. gout
00:05:29
Speaker
Gaucho pants. Wide leg crop trousers for women, typically ending around mid-calf, designed for a comfortable, breezy, and versatile lifestyle. Originated from South American cowboy attire.
00:05:41
Speaker
South American cowboy attire. So, there we go. South American cowboys. Okay, so maybe I'm thinking of the word gaucho and I'm thinking Gestapo. Those are definitely different things. Wanted to have a correlation there. Yeah. And I will say it it really is only the hat. Like everything else was like without the hat, it's biker, really. It's giving biker. So I guess the hat is what makes it more police.
00:06:06
Speaker
I got to go. I got to look more into it. i think I think it's the police aspect that everyone's going for. Well, and there's there's history there, right? Because that's um like Tom of Finland, like all of those caricatures or whatever. um There's like a lot of hats like that in that. And that has to all be stemming from something real.
Empowerment and Subculture Interactions
00:06:27
Speaker
Maybe it's like subverting authority, which was currently like the thing that was...
00:06:32
Speaker
i maybe hurting the community at the time. And like probably there was a lot of intervention from like police and like militant forces in the country that was like kind of cracking down on that kind of behavior. i mean, i yeah, I really enjoyed it. I thought there was, and you could just tell some people were really like, um just really feeling themselves and that was like the thing that I really loved about it it was like just watching people really feel themselves and feel so empowered and just stand there and they're like oh it just was so hot I was like oh my god it was really like I was like trying not to like stare at everybody it was like oh my god I love this so much I loved it I loved every second of it I was like I wish I had a camera I wish I could like document this I wish could i wish I could ask them questions I wish I could walk around be like how do you feel right now because you look fucking gorgeous We should have we should have brought the pod yeah equipment there and started interviewing, getting confessionals from people. This is for a podcast called Dom and Dahmer. we should have ah a spot there every week. Yeah. um
00:07:33
Speaker
I yeah, I'm glad it turned out to be that and still um because I knew that that's like what you were more excited for anyways. I'm curious, like if it was like another again, like the Latin leather competition tonight that they're having, if it's even more of that, you know? Well, we were told that it was like because there was like a bear convention in Palm Springs. That's where a majority of the jockstrap wearing bears were. so like true that's why there was such a difference. And ah but then I think I was told that it was like every weekend is I think it's predominantly a leather bar.
00:08:09
Speaker
So I think it's like that's the typical crowd. And then everything else is more like, oh who else can we bring into this? Which is very interesting because like how did how do those subgroups kind of like interact with each other is interesting.
00:08:22
Speaker
What other subgroups? Well, like jockstrap, like the jockstrap crowd with the leather daddy is like, I wonder what it's like if there was also like, what's another theme that we could think of that could be a theme night.
00:08:36
Speaker
circuit party crowd yeah yeah i guess so like so it's like how do they all you know and yeah minimal clothing that's how they all come together except for the leather crown which is a maximum amount of clothing everybody i mean look how many people like their outfit of choice was like leather straps just like different straps around them there is like a yeah a difference even with that community of like Either the full regalia and like three layers of clo of leather clothing or just, you know, straps here and there.
00:09:12
Speaker
I like the the juxtaposition between the leather daddy and then the sub who was wearing like almost like a wrestling Yes. Yeah, exactly. with the collar.
00:09:23
Speaker
but with the collar He was getting his life, by the way. At one point, I looked. This person looked subspaced out, eyes rolling in the back of his head. I was like, my god, you are in the element right now. I'm going to give you your space. But I was like, ah what it would be like. What does this feel like?
Discussion on 'Pillian' and BDSM Themes
00:09:40
Speaker
OK, now this all brings me. This all ties perfect. This all ties back to what I watched this week, which was the movie Pillian. And for those of you who have not heard about it, it's a movie starring Alexander Skarsgård and i think Harry Milton is his name.
00:09:55
Speaker
ah Henry? had Harry? I don't know. he's He's Dudley from Harry Potter is how I people. Yeah, crazy. Yeah. Is that nuts? I was looking at him like, oh my god, this is what happens when you're raised by two abusive parents.
00:10:10
Speaker
Yeah. Is that you don't become a normal person and then you just like can't figure out your place in life. And he plays this like kind of really, really kind of sad, subby guy who's really miserable who runs into this but gay biker gang that is headed by Alexandra Skarsgård, and they enter into a dom's very dom-sub relationship ah for the rest of the movie. And i was really like, I don't know what I thought it was going to be. It wasn't necessarily what I thought the movie was going to be. And I've talked to a lot of people who are in the community who have felt like they were a little confused by this movie, and they don't really know how to feel about it.
00:10:50
Speaker
But like people that are not in that space were like, oh what a lovely story. I love it so much. and I'm like, interesting. I've never, I personally did not walk away thinking that, but I thought it was ah a very good movie. I just was like, I don't know if buy this element of it.
00:11:05
Speaker
Okay. You feel like that going with that kind of theme was like for the flash of it and maybe not as like deep, you know, like for people that are in that community, are they watching it being like, that's not like really how we represent ourselves or whatever, or.
00:11:21
Speaker
I can't tell if it's that they didn't explain enough or explain too much. Like, I can't tell if the person that made this movie is in this community and knows this in inside and out and like presented it it without any information. And I don't know enough about it, which is why I'm confused or There was no explanation what was going on and it's just confusing and the person isn't part of the community who made it and it's just kind of like thought this would be an interesting story to tell. So I can't tell where that falls, which is interesting because I felt like um the main character doesn't know anything about this community, doesn't know anything about BDSM, doesn't know anything about himself.
Submissive Relationships and Potential Abuse
00:12:00
Speaker
He's like learning it through the movie. I wouldn't even say he's learning.
00:12:03
Speaker
i think he's just like a down bad sub in a way there's like no aftercare. There's no nothing. He's just like doing everything alex Alexander Skarsgård is telling him with zero like questioning of it.
00:12:14
Speaker
And you're not even getting his like emotional response. You're getting how it he just he just like doesn't care about himself at all. And I was talking to my friend Fisher who was saying it's like sometimes when subs like don't know themselves well enough, they enter into like abusive relationships with doms because they're unable to value themselves at all. And they're like, because they don't know themselves or or the rules or whatever. So the inexperience of it can sometimes be tricky. And I was like, oh, well, I read that. That, if we we're reading it from that, you know, but we never, that's never explained. That's never talked about. yeah It just kind of happens that I'm supposed to be like, ah, okay.
00:12:55
Speaker
Take him to that back alley and have him suck your dick. All right. And by the way, whoever the Foley artist on that movie, the slurps and the I was like, damn, whoever did this really worked well. worked for it They worked. they were They were sitting in like the Foley booth with like a carrot just slobbing on it Like a bag of Jell-O or something and a straw I guess. my god. I don't know how they do it. I want to know but Yeah, I mean, I guess it's true. So many, like, Foley sounds are made with something that's like completely different from what it actually is. But I would think second dick, you you know, if you do something close to it, that's got to sound like it, right? Yeah. I sometimes wonder if they actually do it.
00:13:34
Speaker
Like, wouldn't that be cool if you find, like, okay, some fucked up part of me is like, you actually do it recorded and then it's in a movie. And you're like, that's us. That's the sound. That's what I like to think about heated rivalry. That they... That they're fully banging...
00:13:48
Speaker
Bye. For the sake of it being, you know. i don't I don't want to ruin that. I will say that they've extensively talked about how they did not do that. but um But they did say that, like, apparently Hudson, like, refused to wear some kind of padding on his behind at one point. And he said that, like, Connor was, like, fucking him. He was like, it he actually, like, hit me with his pelvis. He's like, i that hurt.
00:14:13
Speaker
He's like, it was hurting when he was doing. so But I went with it. And I'm like, don't tell me these things. yeah It was hurting that he was like, like, ah like ah essentially humping him. Was it skin to skin?
00:14:26
Speaker
I mean, I mean, yeah, they never had clothes when they were doing that. So I'm assuming. That wild. Yeah. and he's just wearing fucking cock sock. I don't even know how would be able to like act in that scenario. Professionally. You have to act professionally.
00:14:39
Speaker
I would just be like, this is too hot. You know, I'd probably lose myself. No, you wouldn't. Because there's a thousand people around. You would not. You wouldn't be like, yeah. You know, you'd be like, OK, I'm a professional. This is professional stuff. Oh, God. Yeah. Come on. I know you. OK. I think we should take a break.
00:14:57
Speaker
And we'll be right back. Bye. Bye.
Identity, Accents, and Personal Stories
00:15:00
Speaker
Bye.
00:15:20
Speaker
My one on a date was someone who um was disappointed by the fact that did not have an accent and assumed I had one because of my name. oh yeah and was like oh you don't have an and i'm like no i'm like i've lived in this country for forever i don't have an accent you and he was disappointed girl knowing you and how you love to lie about like your zodiac sign and stuff um i almost which i almost brought up zodiac signs today because of a pisces situation and i was like i can't have this conversation with dasha no i want to have a pisces conversation situation with you I don't know. i don't think so, because I don't know what to ever believe out of your mouth at this point. will only be honest with you. Okay. Period. Okay. Wait a second. So... Uh-huh. Wait, what was I just...
00:16:10
Speaker
I was trying to bring up something. You thought I was going to lie to on this date. Yeah. So I think what you should have rebuttaled with is like, oh, my God, I'm so glad you're OK with an accent and then like switched on an accent like you were you were putting on ah a facade. I don't know if I told you this, but this was a couple of weeks ago after one of my friend shows, we were at the bar hanging out and we were like talking about something. And I was like, what how would you feel like if I just out of nowhere started talking with a Russian accent going forward? And everybody's like, what? And I'm like, would you guys think it's weird? And they're like, yeah. And I'm like. But like what if I did it? and they're like, don't do it. And then someone was like, you also can't do it. And I went, what do you mean you can't do And I just did it. And they were like, whoa, like you could you do it well. im like, no fucking shit I could do this. like I did do this for years. And then I got rid of it. So I sounded like you. and now you're like shocked that I can do it easily. like I could switch it on and off, whatever. yeah it was really funny. I was like doing thing. They're like, wow, you're doing It's very natural. It's like very subtle. I'm like, mm-hmm.
00:17:12
Speaker
It's almost as if I speak the language. Do you feel like any time you're around your parents or yeah I guess maybe that would be the only scenario. Same with like my family where an accent starts coming back into you if you're with them for a long, period long period of time.
00:17:29
Speaker
No, but I realized that like I'm losing my Russian. Like when I speak Russian, I forget words and I i now realize it more when I'm around them because i don't speak Russian. Right, right, right. Especially that That's like hard. um So.
00:17:42
Speaker
Oh, my God. You got to do a lingo. No, I just have to keep watching Heat of Rivalry, know, over and over again for that Russian hit. Yeah. Yeah. um Yeah. I feel like when I go home, if I'm home long enough, my like Boston accent will come come in full swing. And I feel like I only really notice my Boston accent out here if I've been drinking and kind of like start losing my words. I've been drinking. I've been drinking. drinking I've been slurring, talking with that box in Boston accent. Okay, so...
00:18:15
Speaker
um ok so Pisces situation tell me everything um no supposedly uh some like Saturn or whatever has been like over Pisces for like I don't know like three years or whatever so suddenly there's supposed to be because it it it moved out of it um in the last like week or two so Pisces people are supposed to be feeling this like sense of like relief and kind of like shedding of um things that might have been like weighing down on them and all of that kind of stuff. And?
Astrology and Seasonal Perceptions
00:18:46
Speaker
and i Yeah, i feel like when I was like reading and this or whatever, i um i was like, okay, i I feel like I could i feel that. But also, too, I'm like...
00:18:57
Speaker
Pisces people, your birthdays are inherently in spring. So ah sometimes I feel like, is it just springtime? You know, am I feeling this like sense of renewal or a shift in my mood and like outlook on things because we're like going into spring.
00:19:16
Speaker
But is, is March spring? March is winter. I guess now after global warming, but it used to be considered the start of spring. My birthday is literally the first day of spring.
00:19:26
Speaker
I thought April is spring. April, May, June. And then July, August, September is summer. i I think like our summers, to me, all of the seasons have shifted since we've grown up.
00:19:43
Speaker
Like when we were kids, winter was like, you know, ah end of October ah into we'll say February, March.
00:19:55
Speaker
But you could still get some like warmth in March. And it was like more of a rainy season. But then um like summers, I mean, just like school, it's like summers, like June, July, August. And then it's like you're going back to school and like it's still kind of warm, but you're going back to school in September. And September has the first day of fall.
00:20:14
Speaker
So then it feels like September, October, November ish is like fall time, you know, fall to winter. But... recently, like over the last 10 years, i mean, we feel I think we feel it even out here in LA, like summer extends into like October now, almost.
00:20:35
Speaker
And even in like New England still feels the cold in October, but like you're getting more summer in September than I feel like we did when we were kids. Yeah. And like the same thing with winter, like winter as kids felt like it was wrapping up in like February, March, whereas now,
00:20:52
Speaker
Sometimes I feel like it's like the end of March, April is where it feels like winter wears wears off and you get springtime. I guess I never thought about it that way. Because I always thought that like winter was Like November, December, January, February, March was winter. which seems But that seems if you're thinking about all the seasons, that feels like a long time for winter. I love that. If you were to break up. Because like, what, there's 12 months in a year, a Yeah.
00:21:22
Speaker
four months to a season
00:21:27
Speaker
Three months to a season. Three months to a season. So three months to a season is winter would be November, December, January or December, January, February, I think. Or January, February, March.
00:21:40
Speaker
December not winter. No, it's Christmas. It's Santa Day. We are about to go off the rails right now. If you're going to tell me that December is not. Autumn. December is autumn. It's autumn. It's the beautiful leaves are on the tree. Santa's coming down. What? In what world? America's world.
00:21:59
Speaker
The United States of America. Oh, my God. this is the This is the social clip right now because... if you're sitting there the amount of people who would agree that december is fall and not winter december it's when duious december is winter so is january so is february so is march but we're we're doing a three month season rule but i think that's not how that works i think winter and summer is longer than autumn and spring because there's a transitional periods So I think the transitional periods are shorter. I think it's. Oh, yeah. So I think that winter and summer are the dominant.
00:22:36
Speaker
So those like first day of each season means nothing to you. No, because I don't know what that is like solstice. Like what what are we talking about? Exactly. Okay. um So we're going to talk about the Olympics. It's like you were so, it's like you were mad angry then you were like, I give up and now it's the Olympics. Yeah. My emotions went mad, angry, disappointed. but I just don't understand what's what what's upsetting you about my thinking.
00:23:09
Speaker
um You just like things, that you just like um equal things. You're like, everything should be equal. All the seasons should be the same amount of days, same amount of months. No, I'm just going off of like, maybe, you know, maybe I'm wrong. They tracked that with crops. They were doing it with crops. Like when they could plant them, when how long the days were. Like that's how they track things. Mm-hmm.
00:23:29
Speaker
So according to this handy dandy ah looks like childhood calendar situation, spring is March, April, and May. Summer is June, July, August. Autumn is September, October, November. And winter is December, January, and February.
00:23:43
Speaker
Going back to the where this conversation started, I do agree with that. And I feel like that was global warming. And I don't think that that's necessarily how the seasons were when we were kids. Yeah, I think things are shorter now. I think spring is shorter. And I think autumn is shorter. And then summer and winter are longer. OK.
00:23:59
Speaker
And that's how I've been feeling because I'm like, summer is forever now. Summer is just constant. I'm like, fuck this shit. I love autumn. Autumn is my favorite fucking season. I love the colors transitioning. I like that it's getting colder. I love that things are kind of like, you know, wrapping down and kind of shutting down. Okay, shutting down to revitalize themselves and and sleep. I enjoy that. yeah And I love the colors and I love the smell. And I just ah i love a fall moment. Having fucking...
00:24:28
Speaker
That doesn't exist anymore. That's like three weeks in in October, and then we're on to winter. yeah yeah, you're right. So that's how I feel. Yeah, I think i think you're right.
00:24:41
Speaker
I think that is also... a global warming effect yeah of like, because I do believe that like, yes, our, our winters, I do believe in global global warming. I do believe in, um, the winters and summers being harsher.
00:24:56
Speaker
Yeah. And so inevitably, yes, longer. Cause we're not, pi we're frogs. We're not, pi we're not fish. We're frogs. And we're all in a pot and the pot is boiling slowly. Oh, she's using that analogy. I saw an inconvenient truth. Yeah, i was going to say. Oh my gosh, college. Thank you. Well, middle school.
00:25:16
Speaker
Oh, I think I watched it in college. I watched it like, ah yeah, I think I watched it middle school like because Al Gore was trying to become president early 2000s. Right, yeah. Oh my God, I forget about that.
Historical Events and Personal Interests
00:25:29
Speaker
i never I only think about that. I only think about Al Gore. Where could we have been if he was, rightfully, by the way, became the president they didn't fuck us in Florida? And you know who they are. oh the same people today um yeah olympics the olympics oh i honestly the only thing i the two things i want to say about the olympics is i love curling as a sport would probably do it um we could find a place to curl it is expensive girl
00:26:01
Speaker
Curling? I'm not entering you into a competition. i'm not flying you to Italy. Yeah, but probably whatever we have to rent is going to be... Isn't it like bowling? You get some shoes and you go on some ice? I heard that each of those like curling puck things... $1,000. Well, you're not buying them. You're just... Well, we'll go with someone that does it. I have a friend who does it. Oh, really? Yeah, yeah. Okay. Then, yeah, we should meet them. We should invite them on the pod. Yeah. We can talk about curling. He's an Emerson grad.
00:26:29
Speaker
Really? He was, like, in the Junior Olympics. He's, like, very good at curling. Whoa. And, like, loves it. I think he did he take Did he do sports at Emerson? No, I don't think so. He's an editor. Right. oh yeah Oh, my God. we got to bring him on the pod. Yeah, I'll ask. um i I would love to get that info. I find it fascinating. I'm i'm so into it. I was like, i rewatched a video of the U.S. taking it over Canada so many times. it was fascinating.
00:26:56
Speaker
I'm obviously figure skating for life. That's like my only, you know, I'm Russian. That's like the thing that we care about most in this world. So I was really keeping up with it. And I was ah even getting fights with people on freaking threads who were being really rude to the women's team.
00:27:13
Speaker
And we're saying horrible shit when they spoke out against like the administration. And it's really cool to see all these athletes like speaking up and speaking out. it was really cool to see that. Yeah. I'm so sad for um Amber.
00:27:27
Speaker
Oh, no. amberlen but Tell me about Amber because I'm sure I'll be sad about her, too. Oh, she's she's the like pansexual out like figure skater representing the US. And she was like shoo-in for the gold, basically. And then she under-rotated one of her um elements in the in the Shore program. like So minor, but it literally dropped her down to 13th place place like in the stands. And then when she did her um like free skate, she got to fifth.
00:27:58
Speaker
Like, that's how good she is, that she went from 13th to 5th, and that minor mistake cost her the podium. But I think it's, like, it does say something that someone that went through that still gave her best performance. Like, after that mess-up, when she did her free skate, it was her highest, like, ranked. Like, she got the most points she's ever had for doing that program. Wow. Which is really showing something, that she has this mental fortitude to be like, yeah, I fucked up, but I'm still going to give it, like, 110%. And I was like, that is, like, badass, like...
00:28:28
Speaker
And she finished, she like pumped her fists and everything. It was really cool. I was like, that's how you fucking do this. Like, I'm really proud that she was representing the United States in that moment. um That is awesome because I definitely like watching um like the biathlon. Where they shoot guns. But they're also on skis. Love that.
00:28:46
Speaker
Yeah. Love it. It's my favorite one. That crazy. I didn't realize that that is... inspired by like war ah ah strategies or whatever like war like it was it's a military it it's like pulled from like the military when has the military ever skied into battle girl a exactly i i looked it up it was like a it's like a military like a military tactic yeah but from when switzerland probably yeah yeah the hills are alive the sound of gunshots exactly
00:29:18
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um But i was like surprised because, you know, like so in some of those, I don't think the biathlon, but these other ski ones, like you get kind of like two chances to go down the hill. And if I didn't do well on that first chance and I still get a second chance, it would be so hard to not already feel defeated.
00:29:36
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Defeated, I'm watching these psychopaths going like 1,000 miles per hour down, literally like 45 degree angle down, and then propelling themselves into the air, and then being parallel to the ground, and just like like squirrels just kind of parachuting down, like the ski jump or whatever, the long ski jump. I'm like, this is who who wants to do that? Who goes, that's the sport I'm going to do? Whose parents say, go for it, sweetie, go for it? yeah It's psychotic. I'm like, I was looking at an angle from it and I'm like, you couldn't pay me millions of dollars to do this. Like, I would never imagine doing this. It's so wild yeah that that's what they choose to do.
00:30:20
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And then we're like, oh, we love. And yet in this country, we we like the Summer Olympics more. Because we're stupid. I'm like, Winter Olympics, they're doing crazy shit.
Olympic Sports and Humorous Ideas
00:30:30
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We do not have that in the in the summer. Summer, it's like, oh, I run fast and I jump over stuff. swim. That's and i swim that's it OK, hot take. Well, you know what I mean. I'm just saying. a Summer Olympics, trash. I just think summer Olympics are for losers. And I think winter Olympics are for the real athletes is what I'm saying. And that's how I feel. And that's where I stand. I just do think it's like so crazy what they do in the winter Olympics. Like they've got blades on their feet. They're jumping like thousands of feet in the air parallel to the ground.
00:30:58
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They're like swooping down ice like tunnels going at 150 miles an hour where they could die at any moment. Like it just seems so crazy what they're doing. in the winter compared to summer which is again just like run real fast jump real high take a stick i don't know it's just very like whatever oh and it's like shoot a gun like oh they do shoot guns in the summer i guess yeah they do um they do shoot guns but like yeah javelin shot put none of that oh oh i throw a rock far that's like that's not dangerous
00:31:34
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OK. All right. danger. danger if they had knives attached to their hands or whatever, or their feet, and they had to like skate and then shot put, like I'd be into that. They should do that. They should combine shot put with ice skating. like You have to do one of those spins and then see how far you could fling a rock. Yeah. I i would i would imagine that's going to hit an audience member instantly. Well, put up walls. Do like the thing. like Put netting up or whatever. Yeah.
00:31:59
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That's like um the ice shot put. You should submit that. I think I might. I mean, if they do that bicycle shit in the summer, they might as well. Artistic bicycling. Have you seen that?
00:32:11
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You haven't seen that? I don't think so. People get on bicycles and they like do tricks on them. Which is nuts because then they have that sport for people on horses too. Oh, dressage. Yeah. The dancing horse one. Yeah. Which I'm like, that's spring. Get that out of summer. That's spring.
00:32:27
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That's spring. The spring Olympics. The spring Olympics should be for animals. You know what I mean? Wow. Because it's shorter too. It's just it's just one week of of yeah festivities. I'm like, why why are we watching this horse dance? I find that to be like really like, the horse didn't consent to this.
00:32:43
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Yeah, but I'm talking about when, like, the woman is, like, on the horse riding it and then she, like, takes one foot off, like, kind of, like, straddles to the side with her arms out and then jumps back on. That's rodeo.
00:32:55
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I don't think that's in the Olympics. Okay. Is it? I don't think it is. I'm just, when you were saying, talking about how they do that for bikes, I'm envisioning all that same type of rodeo.
00:33:07
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like movement when they do it like for the horses yeah maybe they replace the horse with the bike and that's what happened they were like we can't have a horse in here we got to put a bike right and i'm thinking and these people can compete in the same thing horse versus bike like they like like oh you know i used to be a horse girl and now i do this biking olympic stuff because i dear god i want that to be true Nothing in me would be happier than to know that some woman's like, I used to be a horse girl, but now I do this on a bike.
00:33:41
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Yeah. For the sake of the Olympics. Or the animal. She's like, I cared about the bike. The bike's easier. True. ways Animal abuse. Yeah. Rampant in the Olympics. Yeah. Awful.
00:33:52
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um They don't. Other than do they even have they don't have horses in the Olympics. You said that? No, they have dressage, the dancing horse. Okay, so they do have that. Any other any other animals? No, thank God, no.
00:34:06
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I mean, I would not mind an Olympic sport where they shoot like a target and then a dog has to retrieve it. Okay, yeah. Like, I would for that. But then that's so reliant on the dog.
00:34:19
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And what what is dressage? It's reliant on the horse. True. Yeah. True. And then put them on, put the dog in ice skates and have the dog throw a heavy rock somewhere and call that dog ice shot put or whatever. Yeah.
00:34:37
Speaker
Yeah. Yeah. I would love to see a dog on ice skates. I don't think I've ever, I don't think that's a thing, but they've got to No, definitely not a thing because there's knives and this poor dog's going to whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop. Yeah.
00:34:51
Speaker
They don't even like when you put shoes on them. I know, but you know there's a dog out there that's like quickly able to learn how to ice skate if given the chance.
00:35:03
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you're If given the opportunity, there is a dog out there would body ah four sets of ice skates. The same way that there are like certain dogs that just like innately love to do this or love to do that or like have it in their blood. I'm sure there's like a breed of dog that, you know, a special situation. Which breed do you think it would be?
00:35:26
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Um... Maybe like an Australian Shepherd or like... A dog. ah Australia is not necessarily known for ice or... i would probably go colder. i would probably go, you know, ok couple you like a Bernese Mountain dog. Right. You're thinking Bernese. You're thinking Husky for the sake of the cold. yeah I'm thinking what's...
00:35:49
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What is their activity that they like doing? and And you think an Australian Shepherd dog it's just waiting for the opportunity to lace up some skates. I could see Huskies because of the the history of them being sled dogs, but like I could see Australian Shepherds because they're like herding dogs. yeah And like I feel like ah a lot of the herding breeds could probably like get a pair of skates on.
00:36:15
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I would, listen, skates is where you're losing me. I would say maybe a short ski. Anything that's with a blade that's like thin, like I don't think they're able to hold their balance like that. like Maybe they could do a longboard. They could do maybe a snowboard, maybe skis. But it would have to be like two skis and both feet on each side are on because because the way they move is even i don't know i don't think it's i don't think it's work yeah i don't think gonna work don't think it's gonna work you're right you're right the way that i'm like looking at i'm like thinking about how they pick up their feet you're like thinking of like christina amaguchi but like a dog spinning just like keeping all four legs on it and just swerving They could do the luge. They could do the dual luge. Oh, my God. Air Bud luge. That's the like, oh, my God. I would love that movie. Air Bud, but he's a luger. Come on. Yeah. And that's the slogan. I'm not a luger.
00:37:13
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I'm a gold of medal winning Olympian. Girl, we got something there. I'm i'm not a loser. lose is Listen, heated rivalry season three. The slogan is going to be. I'm not a loser. I'm not about to lose him. I'm not.
00:37:32
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I'm not about to lose him. not about lose him. Wait, that's so good. i love that. We got to keep that in our na noggins for something. ah That's our promo photo for that episode. Yeah, yeah.
00:37:46
Speaker
Oh, so good. not about to luge. If we were the commentators during the luge and we just kept adding puns. Yeah. Like we're like, oh, Terry and Danny's about to luge it all. Luge it all. Next ah run. Yeah. Yeah. I would honestly, I would pay us money to go to the Olympics and just comment on stuff. They should put us like on the side. Like, you know, like they they have the main program where they do the people that know what they're talking about, whatever. They should just put two people that no fucking idea what's going on and just be like, whoa whoa whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. That's so high. He's going so high. Like I would watch that. Yeah.
00:38:23
Speaker
I think they did do that. I think they did that with um a Snoop Dogg. I was going to say, that's like a Snoop Dogg type thing. which But they're celebrities. yeah I don't want to listen to celebrities talk about stuff. I want to hear two normal sh schmucks like us ok talk about it. Okay, wow. All right, well, I think we're going to another break. And then you're going to get ah a brand new game. It's going to be yet another new game because we want to keep things fresh.
00:38:46
Speaker
Fresh and safe. And safe. Fresh and safe. Yeah, just like the the condom in that one video last night.
Party Safety and Victorian Slang
00:38:54
Speaker
Sounds cool. So safe is sexy. I was like, oh, he's wearing a condom. Good for him.
00:38:59
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Like that. Yeah, and I was like, that condom's thick. It looked it was like opaque. No, was just going to say he was thick. Right, that's true. yeah Everyone there. Everybody was thick. All right, BRB.
00:39:24
Speaker
All right, we are right everybody back. o Back, backck back, back again. Again. And we are about to play... victor Victorian Secret. I like it. I like it. I'm going to put like a sound effect that's like... That exact sound, actually. That's perfect. Listen, we recorded it. Might as well use it. Okay, so the game works this way. I'm going to tell Anya a Victorian slang term from the olden days. And Anya's going to guess what it means.
00:39:58
Speaker
And then we'll see if you got right or not. And judging by the rest of this episode, i'm going to be far off. And that's the fun of it. That's for me, at least. Love that. oh yeah Here we go. First word.
00:40:15
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What does an outside Eliza mean? Oh. An outside Eliza. Which, by the way, we should bring that back. I love that. An outside Eliza. An outside Eliza.
00:40:26
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And you, oh, and you think we should bring it back? I think that it's a funny term and we should but use it more. Interesting. Because what I'm thinking it means is probably something i we shouldn't bring back.
00:40:40
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Widgets. I'm thinking an outside Eliza is like what the Victorian people would have called someone who's like autistic. Yeah.
00:40:57
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You know what I mean, though? No! Like, oh, she's an outside Eliza. She's autistic. You know? Because they didn't really know about that stuff back then. Right, right. So they just called someone an outside Eliza. When someone was a little off and maybe not socially, you know, whatever the word would be, they'd be like, oh...
00:41:22
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Yeah, she has she has the touch of ah of the autism. Yeah, she's got something yeah and they're like, an she's an outside Eliza. No, that's not what that means. okay But that's a really good guess. I really like it.
00:41:35
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Almost more than the actual definition. Yeah, we should bring it back. I'm curious. An outside Eliza is um a drunk again Eliza, meaning applied to an and an intoxicated or a reeling woman.
00:41:49
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ah derived from the police case where a barman stated that he said to the prisoner over and over again outside Eliza but she would not go outside she kept staying at that bar and finally ah smashed a plate glass window so that's what it means um and outside Eliza is just a very intoxicated woman okay which I really like I like that. and And that makes sense, even though it's it's derived from like one scenario where a guy was yelling at a drunk lady to get out. Outside. Go outside, Eliza. And then she she went through that window. yeah And then every drunk woman from then on was... ah To be such an epic woman that every woman after that is referred to as something that has to do with you, pretty fucking boss.
00:42:34
Speaker
Depending on where she ended up after that. Well, it seems like prison. Right. So, great. Okay, okay. The term I would like you to define next is not up to dick.
00:42:46
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Oh, damn it. i I feel like I know this one. I think I just saw this. Not dick. But I'm going to still butcher it. um Not up to dick.
00:42:58
Speaker
Fuck. I swear on my life, I just saw this definition on like a TikTok. Well, take a stab at it, you know? um Well, my ah my first thought is...
00:43:11
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like, um,
00:43:15
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like not not up to anything, not, uh, not, um, like bored and kind of like whatever. But then I also am like, is, does it have to do something with alcohol as well? You know?
00:43:29
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Um, but yeah my, my, I guess my first thought is, like bored and goofing off. Um, ah No, not quite. But you were on the right track. Not up to dick is not feeling like yourself. Yes. Yes. Okay. Yeah. i love the idea. Like, oh, I'm not up to dick. Yeah. Like you're like you're feeling so sick that. Yeah. Even dick won't entice you. Or like you usually are so up to dick. Yeah. You're just ah dick is always something you're up to. Yeah. And on. Right. And then when you're not being yourself, you're not up to it. Yeah. Yeah. i love that. Yeah, exactly. And that's how you know someone's really in trouble.
00:44:09
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Yeah. Okay. Yeah.
00:44:15
Speaker
What's a giggle mug? Okay, see, this is another one that I feel like I... A giggle mug.
00:44:26
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Place of origin, please? No, I don't know. Victorian
00:44:31
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And you said, what's a giggle mug? What does a giggle mug mean? This is another one where I'm thinking it's ah someone who's, like, drunk from laughter or... um ah um just look at the word think of the word giggle mug um
00:45:05
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yeah someone who's funny someone who tells jokes A habitually smiling face. Like a mug. Yes. Oh, okay. I see what you were trying to get at. The mug. Yeah.
00:45:17
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um What's a Mary Ann? a mary annne a Mary Ann. A Ann. whore.
00:45:28
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Like the whore. Like the person everyone is like, she's the Mary Ann. ah Marianne is an effeminate man. There we go.
00:45:40
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I think maybe that's where Mary comes from. you Right. Marianne. An effeminate man. Okay. um
00:45:50
Speaker
Tot hunting. Tot hunting. T-O-T hunting. Tot hunting. Oh, God, this sounds like the pedophilia stuff again. That you apparently think is a fetish. Well, um tot hunting.
00:46:07
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T-O-T.
00:46:11
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I do like the idea that you're just going to say the craziest shit
00:46:15
Speaker
Yeah. um I'm going to say it's like dating. like You're tot hunting. Well, tot hunting means scouring the streets in search of pretty girls. there Yeah, exactly. That's where my brain was. yeah And I will say disgusting. Yeah. Because a tot is like a tyke. It's like a little person. So it's like looking for little girls. Yeah. Fucking Victorians. Kid rock.
00:46:42
Speaker
These fucking pedophiles. Okay.
00:46:48
Speaker
Secrets of the alcove. Secrets of the alcove? Secrets of the alcove. It's a term used in Victorian times. Secrets of the alcove.
00:47:03
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Town gossip?
00:47:07
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Talking and shit about people? Secrets of the alcove means most intimate influence of the wife over the husband. Secrets of the alcove. Pussy drunk is another term.
00:47:19
Speaker
Wife pussy is another term. Wife pussy is another pussy. Well, no, no, no. I'm just saying that's probably where the term wife pussy comes from. okay. Secrets of the alcove. and And the definition again?
00:47:31
Speaker
Most intimate influence of the wife over the husband. Meaning, you've seen Paris is burning? Uh-huh. Remember when she talked about ah if I want a washing machine, I'll probably fuck my this guy he'll buy me a washing machine? Mm-hmm.
00:47:48
Speaker
Exactly. It's like what ah the most intimate way a woman could ah tell her husband what to do or get him to do what she wants. Okay. The secrets of the alcove.
00:47:59
Speaker
ok Wife pussy. Interesting. You're welcome. um Okay. Double-breasted water butt smasher.
00:48:12
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Double-breasted water butt smasher. Double-breasted water butt smasher. Yeah, honey. Double-breasted water butt smasher. The...
00:48:27
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but
00:48:31
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The thing that comes to mind is like a type of bird. Like that's the double-breasted water butt smasher. What does that bird do?
00:48:42
Speaker
If it's a bird, what does that bird do? Smash butts. Bullies the other birds. Hell yeah, baby. You know, um with its double breasts.
00:48:57
Speaker
Well, a double-breasted water butt smasher is a man of fine bust, an athlete. Excuse me? yeah a double-breasted. water butt smasher smasher is another word for an athlete yeah or someone who's like different back then you know what i mean it was different there's a lot of wrestling there's a lot of oil a lot of butt smashing by double-breasted gentleman i just athlete is such a quicker word yeah but how do you describe them he's a double-breasted water butter but smasher okay
00:49:33
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Okay. Last term. Oh, no, no, no. Okay. Last term. What's a sauce box? A sauce box. Sauce box.
00:49:46
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I'm going to say that that is a liquor cabinet. That's a really good guess. And I like that more than the actual definition. Okay. A sauce box is a nickname for the mouth.
00:50:00
Speaker
know like fit that in my sauce box exactly yeah that's the that's the term i want to bring back sauce box yeah i like outside eliza i love that outside eliza is funny and i and i think we should use it for people with autism aka me so we should go oh she's just an outside eliza she's even counting shapes with her hands shapes with her she's an outside eliza That's honestly, that's, yeah that's, you know, it makes sense. um You did really great.
00:50:33
Speaker
i didn't do that great. um I really am bummed. I'm upset that something, too, that I had seen recently, I couldn't even retain to bring to the table. We got to stop watching Shore Forum content online and we got to read books. Yeah.
00:50:51
Speaker
Speaking of which, if anybody here is a book reader, check out the book Luster. It's a really great book. luster luster or boy parts or thirst trap all three great books are those all um explicit not intentionally they do feature sex in it but they are not romance novels they are fiction fiction books by female authors and they're great Nice. Yeah, really good. Boy parts especially is really great.
00:51:21
Speaker
But it's not for everybody. Boy parts. Yeah. You did great. I am proud of you. i hope that when we time travel into the Victorian age, we could apply all of these terms and really fit in with the people back then.
00:51:33
Speaker
I'll be like, get in my sauce box. You outside a Eliza? You outside Eliza. and i And I go, oh, you're such a Marianne. You're such a Marianne. want to be a double-breasted water butt smasher, but you're just a Marianne. just a Marianne. And you know what? I'm not going to teach you any of the secrets of the alcove later. Yeah. Later. Later. I'm losing my accent. we're Jersey. suddenly Okay. Well, have Victorian times in Jersey. I don't know. They're the only Victorians that have that accent. they Everyone else was somehow was still British. Yeah, but we're like, we're from the United States. We just got over here from the shore. Yeah, there's something wrong with my sauce box. My sauce box is really malfunctioning.
00:52:18
Speaker
Wow, that's amazing. See, people people come to a place like this to learn about all sorts of things.
Recap and Reflections
00:52:26
Speaker
We covered so much. This was a very informational episode. Yeah, you learned about the Olympics, you learned about leather daddies, and you also learned about Victorian slang.
00:52:36
Speaker
You're welcome. And plenty fetish definitions. I kept trying not to say it so that way we cut it, we don't have to. No. What I also like is when we cut something, but then I leave Easter eggs of that said conversation. And usually is like an end of each segment where we're like, yeah, pedophiles. And it's like, when did they bring that up? I love that for our audience. My favorite is getting notes from people going, you kept talking about what you were wearing, but you never explained it and we don't see it. And I'm like, you're right, you're right, you're right. You're right. But you know what? That's the mystique of the pod, you know? A lot of people reached out and said they really enjoyed the missionary section of the last. Great, because that was my social suicide. So I'm glad. I'm glad. Listen, I've said a bunch of dumb shit on this all the time. But it was really funny. You were very earnest. I think it's the earnestness that was really... The comedic timing came out of the earnestness with which you were asking what that was. What's funny to me too is you double downing and being like, confirm, like, what is the actual position that you like? And I was like, what you just described.
00:53:51
Speaker
and And yeah, it just baffled you. And I was like, yeah, no, you're on the dot. That's exactly that's exactly what I was imagining. yeah Yeah. Even my grandmother liked that video. So that's beautiful. That's something something to think about. Okay. Intergenerational support is beautiful.
00:54:09
Speaker
It is. Yeah. Well, i thank you all for joining. With that said, lots of love. Happy March. Happy March. Pisces, you guys are feeling rested, ah potentially relieved, potentially open-minded. And that's great. And whether Dasha believes in it or not, we're entering spring.
00:54:36
Speaker
Yeah, whether I believe it or not, spring is here. Yep. The first day of spring is right around the corner, and I better see happy birthday DMs. Yes, send happy birthday DMs, Janya. And, you know, you you didn't send me happy birthday DMs, but that's okay. I don't really care about that. It's fine.
00:54:55
Speaker
On that note. Bye.