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Episode 018: Ren Faires, Knott's Berry Farm, Pirates Dinner Adventure
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Today we really get to the bottom of Los Angeles weather. You've been waiting for our takes and we delivered. Also what really happened over at the Nottoway Plantation in Louisiana? We have theories. And lastly, spas. That's right, SPAS.
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Anya's Flower Surprise
00:00:15
Speaker
Welcome to Dumb and Dumber. Oh my God. ah For anyone listening, I have to just say, Anya walks in with a beautiful bouquet of flowers out of nowhere looking fine. And I go, what is this for? And you said?
00:00:35
Speaker
It's Mother's Day. And I'm mother. up and And she is mother and she is mothering. um No, i you Mother's Day was like last week and I... um when I see you, yeah, i I feel like I want to give you gifts. And I i literally sat there and like, was like, what else could i get you? And then I was like, i need to just come down and just bring her some flowers. But I would want to give you the world, you know? Oh, my God. Don't make me cry. Don't make me cry. I love you so much. i love you, too. um Okay. so
Gym Anecdotes and Misunderstandings
00:01:05
Speaker
I have a question. Okay. Let's go. There was something that happened this morning. And as soon as it happened, I was like, I got to ask Dasha, like, has she been in this situation?
00:01:15
Speaker
What does she think about it? Okay. I'm ready. Okay. It's so random, though. But it's funny. Okay. Okay. Okay. Um, so I'm at the gym and already have no, that's never happened to me. so No, no, no.
00:01:28
Speaker
Um, but I'm at the gym. Right. And there's this like guy next to me and he's like doing a like bench press or whatever. And this other guy is like walking in and he like sees him from the back and And he's like walking over and I can see him from like the mirror and he's like smiling as he's like going up to them.
00:01:48
Speaker
And then I watched this interaction. He, he clearly thought he was somebody else and was like, Hey. And the guy was like, hello. hello And he was like, Oh, You know, i i I guess I thought you were someone else.
00:02:01
Speaker
And then he was like, oh, ah no worries. Like, you know, that happens. And then he goes, do you know blah, blah? Like, does he know the person that you look like? And he was like, ah no. And I was just like... Oh, like maybe he was thinking they were like brothers or something because they they looked like that.
00:02:19
Speaker
Oh, my God. You know, similar. But then five minutes later, the guy that this guy was looking for walks in. And I was like, if I was the guy that he thought I was, I would have been annoyed.
00:02:36
Speaker
I would have been insulted. the But the yeah, the entire interaction, I was like, This is so funny. Like, have you ever won? Have you ever thought you saw somebody that you thought and then actually went up to them and then had that kind of awkward interaction?
00:02:54
Speaker
Would you ever do that? What do you feel? Okay. So first of all, that I've never seen that happen, but I have had people do that thing where they say, oh, you look like this person. And it's always guys. And it's never anything. I look like anything at all. It's just like,
00:03:09
Speaker
Was this guy straight? Do you think this guy was? I think they were straight. didn't want to assume, but I almost can guarantee that guy was straight. Straight men have like face blindness. Like they are unable to check the difference between people at all.
00:03:23
Speaker
they They're like, if someone's wearing like a like a big shirt, they're like, there's i don't know what's under there. Like they can't. imagine anything they have no imagination so they have often told me they're like you know who you look like and i'm like who and they're like oh like kristen stewart yeah your face right now is how i react i go what about me in any way looks like kristen stewart yeah nothing nothing but they're like relatively brown hair and pale i guess and they're like they just can't can't at all you know
00:03:58
Speaker
understand what anyone looks like so i fully get that this person biffed it on that i would also be insulted that's like don't like assume i guess looking back okay he he was looking for this person they were i guess they were gonna like work out together or climb together so i guess he kind of had to walk up to this person But no, i would be like, I would text them. i you know, oh, I'm over by the, you know, weights or whatever wait, wait to find out who this person is. But it's like, has he met this person? This is the first time he's meeting. i So, yeah, I guess that's also it Like, is this, have they only seen each other on Instagram and they're meeting for the first time?
00:04:42
Speaker
Which, huh, maybe they weren't as straight as I thought. like I'm like, if anything, this whole situation sounded like they've hooked up, the other guy does not want to acknowledge that it's happened, and he's like, no, I'm not that guy at all. and then But then he did meet the guy later. so I'm like, what how did the guy that was actually the one he was supposed to meet, like what was the difference between It was just like, and so that was the other funny thing was that like, you know, when I'm at the gym, surprise, surprise, I am a people watcher. oh yeah I am watching people climb. I'm watching people lift weights.
00:05:20
Speaker
Yeah. um It's inspiring in a way. And it's also just like nice eye candy to survey. My favorite is when I'm on the elliptical and it's on the second floor. So I like look over the entire rest of the gym and I'm just like, I'm i'm the queen of this
Historical Reflections on Mansion Fire
00:05:35
Speaker
castle. Exactly. Please blow me. And so that's actually, yeah, that's what happened um when I was...
00:05:43
Speaker
lifting weights next to the sky, lifting weights. I kept looking at him because I was like, oh, this guy's like, he's hot. He had like, um you know, his hair was kind of styled. um He had these like cool shorts on that like, you know, every time he's like going to sit on the bench, he's like lifting up. And I was just like, oh, okay. Inner thigh, inner thigh 9 a.m. Inner thigh yeah. and whatever. Yeah.
00:06:07
Speaker
and ah yes so then this guy comes over and whatever And then when I went up on the elliptical, I see that other guy walk in and I see them like meet and k connect.
00:06:19
Speaker
And I'm like, and I'm like looking, looking. And I'm like, okay, I can see why this guy maybe thought this guy was this guy, but like just everything a little less hot, like face a little less hot, body a little less hot.
00:06:39
Speaker
yeah. demeanor a little less hot. And so I was just like demeanor, you know, if you're like, Oh my God, you like mistake me for Melania Trump. I'd be like, gun to head, kill me now. This is the worst thing that's ever happened to me.
00:06:54
Speaker
my God. Do you think she's ugly? Yeah. Okay. I think she's fucking hideous. Okay. No, I mean, I don't think she's ugly, but like, I would never want someone to think I look like her because she doesn't even look like her.
00:07:08
Speaker
Right. Yeah. She does look, she doesn't look like herself in like 20 years. Yeah. She does look a little, she's been snatched. I was going to say. Yeah. And it's too early for me for that.
00:07:20
Speaker
um yeah. Part of me would like a little lifting earlier than later. It's cause you live in LA and like, Oh yeah. And like gay culture in LA is insane.
00:07:31
Speaker
And the standards here are insane. Get like that jawline that, uh, Zac Efron had. Yeah. Oh, the thing where he said he fell down and that's what happened? oh my God. yeah when Yeah. Everyone's falling down these days and somehow are losing 50 pounds here and there and getting breasts.
00:07:48
Speaker
You know, you know how you fall down the stairs and you wake up with bigger breasts. That old thing. seen people in my life do that. Yeah. Okay. Also, this is like random.
00:07:59
Speaker
Lady Antebellum. Ah, yeah. That band. Yeah. I didn't realize what's, do you know what the word antebellum means? Yeah, antebellum south. Yeah. What is that?
00:08:11
Speaker
It's like where they have plantations and slavery. Okay. Did you see that like footage of that antebellum mansion ah burning?
00:08:22
Speaker
I saw the video of the woman pouring one out for the ancestors. Oh, like out front doing that? It's like this woman who's like a doctor who like was pouring into the grass like as it burned down the back. And I was like, that is so sick. Oh, man. Honestly, those are monuments to slavery that people get married at, which is a really tough call.
00:08:47
Speaker
I did go to one with my father when we were doing a cross-country road trip, and they kept on the tour, never mentioning slavery, only mentioning workers.
00:08:59
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And I remember it was making me so angry because I was like, just say what it was. like I would have respected more if this was like a almost like a Holocaust museum type of situation where it was like, these are terrible things that happen. Like we will face them, whatever. But I think it's like, they just don't want to talk about it. They're still extremely like racist. So they can be like, Oh, we're so sad. This beautiful mansion burned down. I'm like, yeah, this mansion where like people were owned and slaved and bred and shit. Like, you know, I think I'm okay with it burning down.
00:09:30
Speaker
Yeah. Yeah. I, um, there, there was like a small sliver of me.
Weather and Outdoor Adventures
00:09:35
Speaker
I guess I was sad about the historical monument aspect of it, but yeah, The fact that it's based in a very negative history, i was like, okay, understandable.
00:09:47
Speaker
I think I'm just more, like, I'm very obsessed with, like, the conservation of land and also the conservation of history to a degree. For sure. Especially as, like, we have to develop more homes. And, yeah.
00:10:01
Speaker
But, like, what what a What an event. Like, that was, I'm sure, like... crazy one to see do we know how did it happen that's what i didn't even want to read it because i was like i care so well i understand you care about president i'm like i cared so little about it uh generally i was like okay burn down great like that's just my thought i didn't even look at why i mean from the photos it looked like the the top was on fire rather than the but i'm like i don't know maybe a faulty wiring
00:10:36
Speaker
Yeah, I guess it could have been anything. it could have been anything. I mean, you know, in my mind, I'm like, one can only hope it was an accident. But I don't know.
00:10:50
Speaker
I'll look into it. Maybe during our break, I'll ah look it up and see why they're saying. I bet they're going to be like... The sun hit the glass pane at this exact angle and the floors went on fire. gosh but but but And there's just like someone sneaking from the back with like a gasoline tank. exactly like Oh no.
00:11:11
Speaker
Have you seen Sinners? No. I'm telling you, run Don't Walk. It such a good movie. And it's exactly like talking Talking about the South. Oh, is it? Yes.
00:11:24
Speaker
Talking about, like, black history. And it's, like, such a cool movie. I've seen it twice. It's so good. I would go see it again when it comes out on IMAX. I can't talk about it. Yeah. People have been loving it and going multiple times.
00:11:38
Speaker
And listen, it's got some of my favorite things in it, which is a woman spitting into a man's mouth. And that is. like Oh, my. Telling you, go watch it. It's quite great. this is Those are moments I'm like, that's why you're Dahmer.
00:11:51
Speaker
You're definitely Dahmer. I wasn't expecting that. i would I thought it was, I didn't know what I was going into. When it happened, I audibly went, like, I guess. Because I was so like, oh my God.
00:12:02
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ah can't believe this happened. That's so funny.
Medieval Times Experience
00:12:06
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ah Should we take a break? How long have we been going? Yeah. Let's take a little break. right. Let's take a little break. I'm going to Google the article and see what happened. Yes. Yes. Okay. We'll be right back. Bye. Bye. Bye.
00:12:15
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Bye
00:12:28
Speaker
All right, we are back. So we we contacted our research department. We had them look into what we were talking about before. And um turns out no one fucking knows why that thing burned out.
00:12:43
Speaker
And they won't say it, which yeah they're saying there was smoke and then there was fire, which is like how fireworks. I guess I'm, you know. they um they're They're definitely all having their lips sealed, I think. I think yeah everyone in the town is like...
00:13:01
Speaker
Zip. I'm just saying, whoever ah the worker was that decided to light up one out for the homies and, you know, good for you. Good for you. um And just so everybody understands, every article talks about how many rooms and how many windows and how many columns.
00:13:17
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And then just like barely for one sentence are like, also, there's 155 slaves on the property, like very gently, you know, sweeping it under the proverbial rug or whatever. But yeah, we're here to tell you the truth.
00:13:30
Speaker
Which is, there was 155 slaves on that property. t Yeah. In the 1800s. Or so I guess Because it has to be 1800s. No, well, it's it would be 19th century, but it's 1800s. okay. It was 1860?
00:13:43
Speaker
eighteen sixty Yeah. That was like, yeah. Well. Love that. Love that. um I have a question for you. i'll go for it. Are you excited about the weather getting warmer, it feeling like summer? it's We've had some hot days. know.
00:14:00
Speaker
I'm like not like I know I moved to this fucking city and I which is like I love snow and I love wet and I love rain and I love fog and I moved to the sunniest goddamn place in the world.
00:14:12
Speaker
um i guess i'm I'm happy about it because, you know, I like the sun. Yeah. Do you really? i like that it's out there and I like that people are in better moods.
00:14:24
Speaker
the Yeah, tea. So as long as everybody else is fucking chill and calm the fuck down, because when it was like gloomy here, people were acting as if they were... in hell.
00:14:35
Speaker
I'm like, it's been cold. It's been cold relatively to LA. It's 60 outside. You're okay. But everyone was acting like they've never, they haven't had sun in months when it was like a week.
00:14:47
Speaker
Yeah. Well, there's like a lot of pieces to it This is June now. So we had five months, four months of a new administration fires and then it got rainy and gloomy for like months it felt like like it literally as like such a weird ironic lame and then we'd have sunny days randomly during the week when we're both in offices yeah so i'm ah um' you're excited i can tell you're like so ready yes yeah i am i um
00:15:24
Speaker
I feel like it's true. People start getting into better moods. I feel like more people are trying to like get out and enjoy the longer days, the warmth.
00:15:36
Speaker
I went to the Renaissance Fair. We went on like a day where it was 90 degrees. It was so hot. Did you like it? um I didn't love that part, but because I wanted to dress up. I wanted to go all out.
00:15:50
Speaker
And so so did Heidi. But then... Last minute we were like, okay, we're just going to wear like tank tops and shorts because yeah we're going to roast out there. Um, but it was cute. I, I love a Renaissance fair. I hot take. I don't, I liked the one from back home better.
00:16:08
Speaker
That was like in new England. Um, I think because they like build it kind of like into a forest. So it's just, it's a vibe. You got all these like pine trees and oaks or whatever, whatever's growing in New England.
00:16:23
Speaker
um And then out here, they have Pines and oaks. Yeah, pines and oaks. um But then here they're like installing it into like a reservoir park. With like Joshua trees and cactuses. Like girl, come on. Yeah, not even that. It's like, it was just like...
00:16:40
Speaker
open space so with like a couple trees here and there but yeah it was it was fun it was a fun day and then i went to knott's berry farm oh i've never been me neither and i was like i have to go to knott's berry farm if i make a crazy decision to leave this city jump into the ocean And I haven't gone to Knott's Berry Farm.
00:17:04
Speaker
I was like, I was having like a ah you know, a moment. So you in a moment of crisis where you're like, I can't leave this earth before I go to Knott's Berry Farm. You gotta, you gotta to hit the guys over there up.
00:17:19
Speaker
That's their new slogan. That's their new ad campaign. and Yeah, imagine if I had like told my story to somebody there. They have been like, oh my God, we've got to call Channel 5 News. You're going to be the the mayor of Knott's Berry Farm. It's my dying wish.
00:17:33
Speaker
I have to go. That's beautiful, though. I'm i'm happy you got to go. Yeah, I think that's part of my childhood that I'm really wanting to insert into my adulthood of going to amusement parks and enjoying...
00:17:47
Speaker
Things like that. I love a fair. i love a carnival. They do a fair in the parking lot um over by the Scientology building down here. Of course do.
00:17:58
Speaker
And sometimes I'm like, do I just go over there those nights that they do the carnival and just like, you know, sign whatever I'm supposed to sign, genuflect? I'll do everything up until a point for a fair.
00:18:10
Speaker
Yeah. Yeah. but Or just go out there and be like, how much does it cost? I'm not a member. You know, i'm ah but i'm thinking I'm a person of Christ, but. Oh, person of Christ. It's beautiful. Yes. I love that. I'm a person of Christ. person of Christ.
00:18:25
Speaker
Speaking of. ah Jesus. person of Christ. Say more. Oh, the Pope? No, but you're right. That is also new. Well. The Pope. Yes. Which they were able to figure out in two days. Yeah.
00:18:38
Speaker
I'm like, it's because they saw that movie and they were like, we've got to get this done quickly. People are too involved in this right now. They're like, everyone's seen Conclave. We can't have them thinking we're going to get a trans woman to be the Pope.
00:18:50
Speaker
It's going to be a guy from Chicago. Yeah. Oh, my God. And I saw like um people complaining that he didn't speak English during like an address that he made. He spoke Spanish and Latin.
00:19:03
Speaker
People are going to just find reasons to complain. i I couldn't care less about any of it. I'm just glad that, um I'm just glad that Christianity's entered the chat in a big, big way over the last two years. I'm so glad that's been more important to people. Right, right.
00:19:17
Speaker
um I just, yeah, thought it was funny. There was like a compilation of all these news moments being like, he's from Chicago and he didn't speak English. And I'm like, okay, y'all, like, calm down. Dude, I went to Medieval Times The, um, like the dinner show. Yeah. How is that? Where is that?
00:19:39
Speaker
It's, uh, I went to the one that's like an hour away. That's like near Anaheim. Buena Vista. Buena Park. Yes. Girl. Yes. Yes. It was awesome. I haven't been since the fourth grade.
00:19:52
Speaker
I went when I was in the fourth grade and I was sick, so I don't remember any of it. And I had the best time. i was like really going to town screaming, so excited. They really like put on a show.
00:20:07
Speaker
And I sat next to... um a parent and their kid. And it was this young boy who was like, it was his birthday and he was so excited.
00:20:20
Speaker
and when the night was coming around with the flowers, he was going, Red Knight, I love you. I love you, Red Knight. Can I have a flower? I love you, And we were like, we have to get this kid a flower. So we were like pointing and shouting and he got a flower. And he was so happy And the the parent was so like supportive and sweet and lovely. And I was like, this is like a beautiful thing. I was so happy. And then they talked to us about it. And they were like, I'm glad we're sitting with you. You guys are fun. And I'm like, oh, yeah. It was so fun. I had such a blast. It was awesome. That's awesome. Yeah.
00:20:59
Speaker
Yeah. And i'm yeah I'm glad you guys are sitting next to them. That made everyone have a... Nice time. love you, Red Knight. And I was like, I do too. He's so hot. It's like the hottest I've ever seen on a horse.
00:21:13
Speaker
oh I was going to ask. So they had horses in in there because it's inside. They had horses. They had like ah like a tournament. They had jousting.
00:21:23
Speaker
Yes. Where they literally jousted. Then they had like a combat like melee or whatever, which was obviously like scripted and who wins, you know, but they were like really going at it. Like I was like, this is fun. like I'll have to go. I'll have to bring Heidi. Because I, when we were driving into Knott's,
00:21:40
Speaker
That strip, that road. Like, Knott's is, like, at the end of it. We should go to the pirate one. Yes. Let's go to the pirate one. i literally... were We're driving down that little strip, and I started freaking out, because I was like, you get the pirate on one side, then you keep going, and there's medieval times.
00:21:55
Speaker
Then you keep going, and there's, like, this, like, bruise and blues or something, like, rock rock and but and bruise. I was like, I want to... Get a hotel, stay like Friday night, Saturday night, and just like go to each yeah of these things.
00:22:08
Speaker
It'd be fun. So much fun. um With the horses inside and and doing the jousting, were they shitting a lot? What the fuck?
00:22:19
Speaker
What do you mean? While they were... No, they weren't shitting at all. Wow. They trained them not to do that? why I mean, they were busy. They were working. Girl, at when we were at this ah Renaissance Fair and they did the jousting tournament, all these freak... I was going call them cows. All these horses were shitting.
00:22:43
Speaker
like Like dumps. Like huge low dumps. like I was like, they did they just feed them? Is this like the... you know It was like noon, so i was like, this isn't like the morning poo. They are going... And it was like...
00:22:57
Speaker
domino effect like one did it and we were like oh you know the whole crowd's like oh and then this other one and then they're like immediately go into action so i'm like you guys are all gonna start stomping on your shit none of the horses were shitting it was yeah that you see and then the fact that like the knights and like the person who's running it is all trying to like just like keep talking and doing their monologues while these all these horses are just shitting themselves Okay, well, that's very unprofessional. Our horses were very professional. Nobody shit.
00:23:28
Speaker
I guess I didn't even... No, they definitely didn't. Yeah, because I was like, if you're inside, that's got to smell. Because like it was kind of smelling and we were outside with the wind. No, it really... It was like very clean, very you know very demure. loved it. Very demure. Yes. um I love that. Oh, and this bitch behind me.
00:23:48
Speaker
She, you know, when you go to places like ah like a Ren Faire like a, you know, Medieval Times or anything, and it's like someone who's like, she's been there.
00:23:59
Speaker
She like knows it. Like, you want to just tell her like, fucking get a job here. Like... You're talking over this whole thing. She was with her like two guys um and she would not stop talking about the knights, the horses. We were sitting in a section that like, you know, like you they kind of force you to like be rooting for a certain night because of the section you're in.
00:24:26
Speaker
and like we weren't in that section and i'm like bitch if you wanted to root for the black knight so bad then you should have sat over there because you know this you know you should have sat your friends and yourself over there because now you're sitting in the green knight section and you don't even like the green knight and all the rest of us are like fine to just cheer along and she's not only not cheering she's booing him and like calling out to the black knight by name his name was like
00:24:56
Speaker
Chad. Chad, yeah. was It was, ah oh, Maximus, which is a hot name. but And he was like the hottest knight. And it's like clear, you know how like these things, they normally have like the rogue knight that comes in. And he's usually the one dressed in all black. And he's also like the hottest. He looks like Jason Momoa or some shit.
00:25:15
Speaker
This was that night. ah So I'm like, girl, just you should have just sat. If you know this place like the back of your hand. what the fuck she's like booing this green knight and she's calling him little little head because he's got like for some reason his head does look smaller in all of the night gear compared to the other guys oh my god little head tiny head tiny head like screaming at him and i'm just like me and heidi look at each other like is this for real right now This sounds honestly nightmarish. I can't handle people that go into spaces that take it way too seriously like that.
00:25:52
Speaker
I'm like, you're ruining it for for everybody else. It's so obnoxious. And I'm like, this is a grown ass woman. I want to turn to her and be like, you must be like, you must just be some like crazy, you know, like ah artistic Say what you want to say, which is an autistic person. Say what you mean. um Say with your full chest. Yeah. Like I just picture her like at home in a like a a small like one bedroom with like just knickknacks, floor to ceiling. Oh, my God. Calling her to her two guy friends to, you know, go out to these places. And she probably just like, for lack of a better term, mansplains to them type of, you know.
00:26:39
Speaker
Wow, you went to a renaissance fair where a woman mansplained the whole thing to her friends. Yeah. Damn. It was just too much. It was too much. Too much talking. Too much like, yeah.
00:26:51
Speaker
yeah You know, I'm just like, girl, just sign up. That happened to me. I went to go see the movie Friendship, the new movie with um Tim Robinson. And I went with my friend Zach. And we were sitting there on the side. And there was a guy behind us.
00:27:05
Speaker
that was so in the movie, like, that he just talked every three, he laughed so hard. And Zach was getting angrier and angrier next to me and kept being like, I'm going to kill this guy. Like, because he was laughing at everything and and talking, like, full sentences. Like, I can't believe he did that. Guys, that's crazy. I'm like, this is not a communal experience where you are talking at the screen. You are not in the movie.
00:27:30
Speaker
my Like we are in the theater. There's like 300 people here. Shut the fuck up again. And, but I honestly, I didn't say anything because I liked seeing Zach get upset.
00:27:42
Speaker
There was a part of me that really enjoyed his anger at this. So I was kind of living for it, but I understand that it's not, you know, I think I would have handled it in a not so nice way. Probably.
00:27:54
Speaker
I would have like laughed harder than the other person to make them feel worse or something. Yeah. you Also kicked my chair a couple times, which was annoying. Ew, they were behind you. Yeah. They were directly behind us. Oh, yes. It was really, it was. It's the worst when it's yeah literally the person behind you I was going to tell you this. Have you heard, because this, this blew my mind and I want your opinion on it.
00:28:19
Speaker
So we both know what lavender
Exploring Unconventional Relationships
00:28:20
Speaker
marriages are, right? I feel like I've heard it before, but i forget what it means. It's like where and like a lesbian and a gay guy get married because it's like for safety. Yes. Yeah. you know So I'm reading this article about this gay guy who married a straight woman and they're like in a monogamous relationship where they like love each other or whatever.
00:28:43
Speaker
And I am dying because i I was like, what the fuck? It came up on TikTok. And I was like, okay, this must be like a clickbait thing or whatever. like They're probably not... to No, no, they're married. like Forbes wrote articles about these people. like They got married a year ago. They've been in relationship for eight years.
00:29:01
Speaker
He's gay, but apparently she's the only woman he's like into and they're soulmates. And after eight years, they got married. And it... and it is And he still identifies as gay. She's still straight.
00:29:17
Speaker
But she calls it a queer marriage. And they're both musical theater people. And that's a whole other fucking mess I'm not touching. But can you believe this? I can't. I can believe it, honestly.
00:29:30
Speaker
Really? like um yeah Okay. To me, it's crazy. I'm sitting there going, like, this is exactly the thing that... my whole existence is not falling in love with gay men anymore. I'm like, you can't do this. They don't want you.
00:29:45
Speaker
So this is like putting hope into the hacks all over this world that they're going to convert their gay guy, best friend into marrying them. Well, but you know, there's so many elements that are going on. yeah They, he's saying that he finds her attractive in some fashion or whatever.
00:30:03
Speaker
um who knows like how deep that is. I was like okay, so if you're married to each other and you're fucking whoever. are they having sex That's what he's saying. He's saying they're having sex.
00:30:15
Speaker
Okay. No, not okay. there Maybe there's stuff going on in the bedroom that like satisfies the situation. i i hear ya. I hear ya.
00:30:27
Speaker
I just don't understand that this person think she's the only woman that he is attracted to, but he's otherwise gay.
00:30:37
Speaker
I just I'm just ah listen, like, I want to believe this is possible. And if it works for them, God bless you. Go go at it. I'm like, why wouldn't you just be like, oh, I'm i'm bisexual or whatever? He's like, no, i am gay.
00:30:52
Speaker
This is a one off. Like he literally said, this is a one off. It's the only person. She's his soulmate. Apparently they were like best friends. And then she finally was like, I'm attracted to you. I want to be romantic. He was like, yeah, me too, I guess.
00:31:05
Speaker
And then they were together for eight years and then they got married. Yeah, I guess that. Yeah, it's just like a special situation. Absolutely special. And also insane to me. I'm just confused by it. Yeah.
00:31:18
Speaker
No, I am too. um There is an element of confusion. Period. Okay, should we take a break? Let's take a break. All right. I wrote some things for our game. Oh, yeah. Me too. Mine is weirdly themed. But yeah, we'll be right back.
00:31:38
Speaker
B-D-B-D-B-B-B-B-B-B.
Rapid-fire Preferences
00:31:51
Speaker
Oh my god, we're about to play the game. The game. The game of games. Yes or no. for example hors Horns. Horns.
00:32:07
Speaker
Horns? I don't remember eating horns. Baby, all day. All do every a day. day. My first yes or no are fake tan lines. Or tattoo tan lines?
00:32:20
Speaker
No, i um I don't like tan lines, period. Yeah. I don't like it. There's a whole trend right now where people are like obsessed with it and want it. And it's like the hottest thing for you to have tan lines. And I'm like, what is going on with everybody? People need to like stop this. People are getting them tattooed on.
00:32:38
Speaker
Like, how how does that work? They like, I don't even know. They like put something down and they like shape. They like, I think they like either use self-tanner or something to like make, like they put like tape down and then they put self-tanner down to make it look like it. They they've they they have tan lines.
00:32:56
Speaker
Like it is just so, it's, I don't know what it is. It's not for me. When I get tan lines, they do not go away. Like for a year. I have a tan line from months ago where I helped a friend on a shoot and I wore, i put sunblock every crease, nook and cranny of my body, but I didn't put it directly on my chest because I'm like, I don't know. I just didn't.
00:33:20
Speaker
And then I was wearing like a V-neck shirt. Come home. It looks like i wearing a goddamn bib. Oh my God. And it's been months of this and it's still there. I still look in the mirror. i'm like, it looks like I'm wearing a bib and it's been months.
00:33:35
Speaker
Uh, that's crazy. It's horrible. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. Yeah. The worst burn I ever got was like on my back when I was like 13 boogie boarding. And it was like, I couldn't sleep on my back for two weeks. And then at the last burn, back of my legs, so bad. That's a rough spot.
00:33:53
Speaker
So bad. I couldn't sit down because it felt like my skin was going to split open. It was that tightness. Yeah. It was horrible. Yeah.
00:34:04
Speaker
And then it starts feeling like you have like scales, like you have like a... I love peeling, peeling sunburns. Oh, I hate it. It's my favorite. If someone comes to me and goes, Dasha, I go, this is my new job now.
00:34:17
Speaker
Give me your skin flakes. I will no like wallpaper just and the bigger the slab of coming off, the more accomplished I feel. Get out. I hate i hate when like my skin is like, ah like my face is like flaking. That's that's so annoying.
00:34:34
Speaker
I actually don't really get sunburn on my face. I put a lot of sunscreen and s SPF on my face. So I don't really get. That's good. That's better than how I should be. um My, yeah, all of my yes or nos are going to follow a theme. I don't know why, because I put them in at completely different times. Okay. you'll You'll see this theme by the by the end, probably. um Candles.
00:34:59
Speaker
Love them. You pointed at, there's one candle. One, two in my room. Oh, and you have, you it's a specific one that you're really tied to right now. White cedar and teak. It was on sale at ah Walgreens.
00:35:14
Speaker
love a moment like that was five bucks i'm like a full can of five dollars of course i'm gonna buy yeah huge thank you thank you because we talked about this you like insane scents like your scents are crazy you like like a zebra watermelon i cried last night rainfall like you like and i'm like what you talking about when when have i said that we talked about like scents in the bathroom and where i was like i just wanted to smell like linen you're like you're boring as fuck you boring bitch you fucking boring ass bitch bitch Because the, yeah, the like, just like clean linen smell. I'm like, okay, sure. Whatever.
00:35:47
Speaker
Normal bathroom, I guess. I love candles. I had to like pull back because i feel like i would, if I just had money to spend on candles, I'd buy candles all the time.
00:35:58
Speaker
um Okay, yeah. do you have one for me? Yeah. Speaking of heretic, and you were so adamant, I think I already know your answer, but spoilers. What do you feel about spoilers? ah It depends what it is because...
00:36:10
Speaker
There are some things that even if I'm like, if I care about it, I don't mind getting spoiled. um But then there are other things that like, yeah, I can understand like people not wanting to be spoiled. So I guess.
00:36:25
Speaker
When do you think it's like the statue of limitation on spoilers? Well, let's say there's a movie that comes out. It's been out for three months.
00:36:34
Speaker
See, i ah Because tim I don't know. That's not like i can't agree with stuff like that because I'm not someone who's like, oh, this movie came out. I got to go to the theater right now.
00:36:47
Speaker
But there is a point in time where maybe I will watch it or even if even if it is like bestowed upon me. because I'm hanging out with someone who just decides they want to watch it, at least I won't, you know I'll be like, oh, it'll be new for me.
00:37:02
Speaker
I, yeah. So I just think it's like a person on person basis. If someone doesn't want to be spoiled and it's, and it's five months that the movie's been out, then yeah, i won't, I won't talk about it. And I probably won't think about it in that term of like, well, it's been out for five months. How, when are you going to see it It's like, I don't know, but that's just Yeah.
00:37:24
Speaker
It's just me. um How do you feel? I don't care. Spoilers never stop me from watching stuff. Like sometimes I like when people spoil it because I'll still go watch it. It's like to me, if the whole um premise of something is based on this one little fact that if it's spoiled, the whole thing is spoiled, then maybe the thing isn't strong.
00:37:47
Speaker
Mm hmm. You know what i mean? Like I watched Sixth Sense, right? Have you seen it? The Sixth Sense? Yeah, like from back in the day. Yeah, yeah. well So like I've never seen it.
00:38:01
Speaker
I already know the ending of it because it's been spoiled by a Lonely Island song. For God's sakes. And I recently decided to watch it. And guess what? Because I knew the ending of it, the whole movie was shit because I went, oh, this is i already know. It's like, but here's the thing. If the movie is shit just because of that one thing being, but then the movie was shit.
00:38:21
Speaker
Like, you know. I see. good But like, was that because you already knew the ending? That you were like kind of judging everything that was happening. Yeah. i was like, I was like, so spoiled and it's fine. Like I'm not mad at it because it's like, I don't think i would would have thought the movie was that amazing just because of that one thing.
00:38:41
Speaker
I just, I don't know. I have a weird, uh, I actually like when people spoil stuff, it doesn't matter to me. Like I'm okay with it. Okay. Yeah. I got my next one for you. Baby.
00:38:52
Speaker
Spas. Ooh. My truth is I've never been to one. At all? In any form? I guess I went to like a head spa where they like steamed my head. ah Okay.
00:39:08
Speaker
And they like did like a scalp thing where they like cleansed my scalp and it was like a whole scalp spa thing. And then I got a facial one time, but I've never been to like legitimately like full body massage, like blah, blah, blah, blah. Like I haven't done that.
00:39:26
Speaker
Okay. Okay. What about you? Have you been? um Yeah. I mean, I've been to like, so I've, I've gone to like places just to get like a full body massage or a facial bullshit like that, which is like a spa. Like they're normally coined as spas. Okay.
00:39:46
Speaker
But I haven't been to like those like Turkish spas or like those like kind of like communal. Okay. that i have bit Because you've been to a Turkish spa. Not a Turkish spa. To Korean. I've been to a Korean spa. Sorry. I totally forgot. Okay. There you go.
00:40:02
Speaker
Wow. Gaslighting myself.
00:40:06
Speaker
um Yeah. i want to I want to go to more. i like want to go. Let's go to Banya. What's that? Banya, the Russian one. Here in L.A.? let's go I mean, I would go, yeah, because I was going to say like those, I see the TikToks of like places like that. There's like a very famous New York one. um But yeah, i would I would go with you. Yeah.
00:40:29
Speaker
I'm going to get you hit with some birch birch branches. Oh, okay. Word. One of those. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Why do you think, my people know exactly what you want, baby. And that is to be face down, ass up, getting hit by some branches.
00:40:41
Speaker
Yeah, I'm curious on how that's going to feel. It feels nice. They don't like whip you. that It's more like a the birch leaves are like healing and they open up your pores and they basically just tap you with like warm water on top of your back and stuff. It's very nice. Interesting.
00:40:56
Speaker
Um, yeah, yeah, I want I want to try more. I want to go to more. um They have like those like gay men spas that are very, I'll go with you to that, you know, um something.
00:41:08
Speaker
Have you been to that? No, no, I bet like people will invite me or like tell me I should go And there's like a part of me that's like, oh, yeah, that'd be so much fun. But then there's part of me that's like so shy and I would be.
00:41:20
Speaker
You could just watch. You're a voyeur. You could just watch. I am not a voyeur. You literally loved looking up on your people from the top floor of a gym. You just said that. you're You like watching. You're a watcher, honey. But in a space that is like just like a general social space, like that's fine.
Airport Favor Dilemmas
00:41:41
Speaker
I would not be comfortable like... avoiding at a spa where there are like people getting it on and in rooms and doing under under the towel play that's a that's part of it like dark rooms and that that's part of there's part of it but i never i always like yeah i i get so like uh I don't know what the word would be like clammed up about it. Here's the thing.
00:42:05
Speaker
Yes. If you were some like creepy kind of like, Ooh, kind of guy who's just like salivating in the corner and watching this happen. That's kind of creepy. You're like a really hot People will get off with you watching them.
00:42:20
Speaker
Just do whatever they want. all right. This is why you're Dahmer. I'm just a little baby. little baby i have my last one for the day is driving somebody to the airport.
00:42:32
Speaker
As in like, do I like it? Do I not like it? I mean, it's never fun. Well, the conceit of the game is yes or no. So I guess yes yes or no to driving. Yeah. for I typically know, ok but I will drive someone to the airport. you have to be really special for you to do it?
00:42:50
Speaker
Yeah, they either, has to be someone who I'm like close to or um some, you know, somehow I just have like a free couple of hours because it's going to take a couple of hours. Yeah. um Yeah, like when um Heidi and I started dating, i was driving him to the airport a lot. Mm-hmm.
00:43:11
Speaker
And I was doing it at like absurd times because he would take like ah six a 6 a.m. flight. So then I'm up at like 4. And then I'm like, oh, I'm going to go to work after I drop him off.
00:43:23
Speaker
And like there was a point where I was like, I'm going to stop doing this because one, he could write these off as business flights. And two, I am not waking up at 4 a.m. God, you really you were down bad.
00:43:36
Speaker
ah between Between that and ah cooking, going to the grocery store and cooking like lavish dinners. Oh, you were so down. I remember. Yeah, you were down bad. It's so cute. Yeah.
00:43:46
Speaker
I mean, that's just the kind of person. yeah That's the kind of person I am. You are that kind of person. um But yeah, i had to pull back because I was like wild. um But yeah, if someone asks me to drive them and it's like at a time that I feel comfortable, you know, I'm not working. It's like a weekend or like it's...
00:44:06
Speaker
It can be somewhat early, but not crazy early.
The Role of Silence
00:44:10
Speaker
Yeah. Yeah. I've picked people up from the airport at like, you know, nine o'clock at night. Yep. That kind of shit. How about you?
00:44:18
Speaker
Yeah, I don't really mind it. It's like not a big, it's not really a big deal anymore. Like I'll pick up, I'll drop off. It's like l LAX, Burbank, whatever. It's fine. I really don't mind. I think...
00:44:30
Speaker
I just now have like a a system, like I won't ask someone to do that really unless they like offer or are very nice, you know, like I don't usually ask. I'll try to do it myself. Like I'll even like park my car at the airport in order for me to just do that.
00:44:44
Speaker
But if I do have someone picking me up from there, i have a new system where I take the shuttle to the parking lot because it's not the wheel of hell that is LAX, whatever. So they don't have to go to LAX. They just go to that place where the shuttles pick you up from the parking lot.
00:45:00
Speaker
And there's like never traffic there, pick up, get off, get on. It's like much easier for people. So if I do ask them to pick me up, I usually go over there. By the way, love that you thought I would think it's a theme. You said spot and candle. What's the last one? Silence. Silence.
00:45:20
Speaker
Okay. White Lotus is the theme, I think. Candles, spas, and silence. I think you need to relax. I think that's, your mind's been like, I need relaxation. Yeah. For real. So what do I think about silence? Yes or no?
00:45:36
Speaker
I'm sometimes uncomfortable with silences. Like when I'm with a friend and and there's silence, I'm uncomfortable with it sometimes. Oh, okay. Okay. what What do you, what do you...
00:45:48
Speaker
No, I thought you were saying like when you're with a friend and there's silence, you're fine with that. No, I'm like uncomfortable with yeah silences sometimes.
00:45:59
Speaker
Sometimes have to fill it. And I feel like I get very anxious sometimes when people are very quiet. I'm like, why are you fucking quiet? Mm-hmm. Um, god my stomach it sounds delicious. It's like, gro I want food.
00:46:13
Speaker
Um, but then, you know, when I'm by myself, I love being by myself and I love quiet. Yeah. So, yeah, I feel that I, um, I definitely
00:46:29
Speaker
like, I'll notice moments where I'm in silence. The craziest thing is if I am driving in silence, I know I've had a bad day. um Like I know something's up because it'll be like me getting in my car, driving, and then 20 minutes later I'm like, I've been sitting in silence and it's because I'm like in my head or something.
00:46:50
Speaker
um But yeah, every once in a while i'm like someone who will enjoy silence. Oh my God.
00:47:01
Speaker
um When...
00:47:04
Speaker
There's like almost like, ah what do you call it, when there's like peripheral sounds. Like nature. like you Out in nature, you're hearing like white noise or ocean. or Ambiance. so yeah yeah yeah yeah um like I prefer like having my windows open um when I'm working because i just even the sounds of like the cars and stuff driving by, like that's
Love for Classical Music
00:47:30
Speaker
nice.
00:47:30
Speaker
um But...
00:47:35
Speaker
There are definitely moments where I do like kind of like a quiet or like very faint music, just kind of playing. um Yeah. yeah If I have to write, I have to have music playing.
00:47:51
Speaker
Oh, see, that would be tough for me. But I'll put on like classical music. I'll put classical music or I'll put on like EDM, like jesus wordless sound.
00:48:02
Speaker
Yeah. I love that. It's like my favorite. If someone could, and i that probably exists, if someone could combine classical music and EDM together. That's got to be i think I would come.
00:48:16
Speaker
You got to find that. That's got to be out there. Someone's doing that. Someone's definitely doing it. But they do those like electric operas or whatever. They do like orchestra, EDM orchestras and stuff. Like I would fucking nut for that.
00:48:28
Speaker
I love classical music so much. And I
00:48:36
Speaker
I'm trying to remember. I had like a favorite classical music um song that I'm blinking on. I'm going to guess it's Vivaldi's Winter.
00:48:48
Speaker
No. It's what they use a chefs in Chef's Table on Netflix. Oh, they use that? Yeah. How does it give me a little bit of it? You want me to sing you violins? Yeah, yeah, yeah. um i I'll find it. I can't sing it. It's like it's not like easy to sing. Okay.
00:49:06
Speaker
But it's quite good. of Vivaldi. He's famous for his Four Seasons Winter situation.
00:49:22
Speaker
I do not like this. Don't like that.
00:49:28
Speaker
I don't like that. I don't like that at all. That was a terrible interpretation of that. This is the better one. Jesus.
00:49:39
Speaker
It's like this week on The Traitors. Just wait. It's going to... It's going to go...
00:50:01
Speaker
I'm just thinking of someone like masturbating to this. Yeah. Love that.
00:50:23
Speaker
Like imagine the beat drops. Yeah. that's and it's like That's definitely. Yeah. That's insane. I'm like, I love that. Interpretations of that have happened already. That's like something Gaga would do. I would love. Oh, when she did her like ah in Chromatica, all of her interludes were like orchestral.
00:50:39
Speaker
Dying. yeah I was like, I love this. Right before 9-1-1, the thing she did right before 9-1-1. Yes, yes, yeah Yeah. She gets me. um She gets you. She gets me.
00:50:50
Speaker
I think. um Okay, I think I remembered which one is my favorite, and it's the... ah
00:50:59
Speaker
And also because it was one of the only ones I learned on the piano. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:51:10
Speaker
Okay. I think mine was Mozart's Moonlight Sonata. I like that one. we Yeah, wait. How does that one go? Because maybe that's the one I i was trying to think of. Moonlight Sonata.
00:51:25
Speaker
Here. Moonlight. The fucking guy, the piano teacher that lived with me, he played that all the time. parents made him play that all the time. Beethoven.
00:51:38
Speaker
Oh, yeah. This one's somberier.
00:51:50
Speaker
Yeah. Crazy. Crazy. I listen to that in my car. I'm the one listening to classical, whatever that station, 91, whatever. yeah have Every third commercial is, we need money.
00:52:03
Speaker
We need money. you Please send us money. There's like five people listening to this right now. And every time they're going... ah like Cynthia Barbara Cohen and and Matthew Yitzhak Cohen vouch us donations, but only if we raise by the end of this hour.
00:52:26
Speaker
we are three dollars away can you pull and this to read ah like literally every other commercial is them saying we're about to get $140,000, but the only way we get it is if you give us $60,000. I'm like, what are these terms? yeah Who's making these terms? Just give them the $140,000 and leave me the fuck alone so I can listen to some good music.
00:52:50
Speaker
Yeah, those are weird. I feel like I hear that on NPR too. like those I guess because it's a put publicly funded... I shouldn't be talking about it. wonderful that they exist and I'm like,
Closing Thoughts and Engagement Encouragement
00:53:00
Speaker
sad that they have to like beg for money every two seconds. So like, I'll shut up. But I, and when every other thing is, I'm asking for money. I'm like, please let me listen to some songs. Yeah. I can understand like simple fundraising, but yeah, being like this entity will give us this amount of money if we do this. Mm-hmm.
00:53:17
Speaker
Weird. and they That's just weird. They're like, if you pledge $10 a month subscription-based for the rest of the year, we'll send you a ah they ah like a Bluetooth speaker is what they're saying. And they and they're like describing it like, you guys, it's an amazing Bluetooth speaker.
00:53:34
Speaker
It could work up to seven hours on its battery and USB chargeable and it's got Bluetooth. I mean, these people are. I know who they're like, who would get excited by this. But I just get like, man, I listen to this.
00:53:50
Speaker
I'm a fucking 33 year old woman who is like so deep in this shit.
00:53:56
Speaker
Crazy. Yeah. Oh, also, uh, to everyone who thought I was having a mental breakdown over my spiral about malls last month, um, relax,
00:54:11
Speaker
relax, everything's fine. And to all my homies who hit me up and said that I was right and they relate to me. Thank you. I acknowledge you. Thank you for listening. Wow. People have reached lot of people agree with me.
00:54:24
Speaker
Really? Yes. Okay. I had at least three people say correct. Okay. Yeah. Well, and that's, and you guys are all on Amazon.
00:54:35
Speaker
ah So we're not actually haven't been. I've been like, it's been like four or five months. I've like completely dead. you Yeah. It sucks. Cause I have to go like 14 places to find what I need, but it's what it has to be. either You like my little naked lady in my room.
00:54:54
Speaker
She's not naked. She's wearing a mask. Yes. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. I remember you walking to my room you're going, like, I don't understand the theme here. You're like, it's like 14 things at once. and And I, now every time I walk in my room, I think that every single time I go, this is like 14 things. Yeah. Well, that's me. It's a walking in there.
00:55:13
Speaker
I'm like, this could be a boy's room. Really? Kind of. And also the the neon sign of the girl.
00:55:24
Speaker
I in denial over something? You have that and also I could see that in like college guy's dorm room. But mine is so tasteful. It's like... It's very tasteful. It's like a tasteful nude. She's not naked. She's like wearing like a bikini and it's like headless. It's hot. It's like a hot and it's headless. Okay, great. So it's literally just like ass bikini. could be anybody. Maybe it's me.
00:55:47
Speaker
Maybe it's my body. yeah Maybe it's me actually. Have you ever thought about that? um No, but it makes sense now that you know these custom neon contacts. You sent a picture of yourself. You're also 100% correct. I mean, I have like hats hanging and triangles and my like weird like Ikea pine shelving and my sheets are green.
00:56:12
Speaker
oh no. yeah Well, it's just, Yeah. Maybe I just like mask. Maybe I'm like mask for mask. Yeah. It's ah if anything, it's it's definitely like very gender neutral because yes, I would walk in there and not be able to.
00:56:26
Speaker
Maybe. Maybe I'm maybe I'm non-binary. Yeah. Okay. Yeah, I think this is where we wrap up today's episode.
00:56:38
Speaker
Right as we get into the most delicious part. And you know what? Tune in next month to find out if I make up made up my mind or not. Yes, exactly. We're definitely, will we'll bring this back up at the top of the next episode. Circle pack. For sure. Circling back on that.
00:56:51
Speaker
ah We'll get progress reports. Incredible. um All right. Well, thank you everyone for tuning in to Dom and Dahmer. Love you, buddy. Appreciate it. ah Please like, comment, ah give us a rating on you're the podcast that you're listening to. the the Spotify, iTunes, go on. Wherever you're listening Give us five stars. Give us some sort of five stars.
00:57:14
Speaker
Engage. ah DM one of us a question. On the down low, DM us. Ask us to come to a bathhouse. We'll do it. Yeah, let's set something up. Let's set something up. Let's pencil something in.
00:57:26
Speaker
but Yeah, let's get it on like Let's start meeting people one-on-one. People that listen. Yes. Oh my God. If you want to meet one-on-one. Let's do it.