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Speaker: Righty, righty, righty, righty. Hello. Hey. Hi. We're coming to you from. The source, I think. The source. The source. um Is that a Matrix reference? Yeah. Okay. Thank you um you. From Machine City.
Speaker: yeah We're coming to you live from Machine City. It is Dom and Domer. Yes. Finally, the look matches the name.
Speaker: Yeah. You know, I do feel that. Finally, we we we after three years, we got there. Yeah, I honestly... ah oh shit. You're fine. You're fine. fucking You're just big, fat, juicy ass is currently... i know. i of the way we got that We got like a big... It's a big situation. Yeah. um I, for some reason, I don't know what it came over me, but I was like, we should dress up like Matrix characters.
Speaker: And I said, say less. Yeah. Say less, please. You love that shit. It's my favorite thing. It's like, that's the only thing I own. Like, every time you've been like, oh, let's dress up like this. i like, I have nothing in my closet that is in that color palette, in that color family, or that time period. I have black clothes that put me in the matrix.
Speaker: And you said, Dasha, it's your time. And look how you showed up today. Look at this. Thank you. Tits out. Trench. Trench out. Trench. This is a costume grade trench that I wore for a birthday costume party. Costume grade trench. I mean, hey, these days, that's like, that's a $65 trench.
Speaker: It's more. Okay. All right. Well, there you go, honey. And I had it tailored by a sweet woman near my house because it was not fitting correctly. So I tailored it to my body.
Speaker: Yeah. Look at that. Because I said, if I'm if i'm turning 20, don't know, this was my 27th birthday. And I was like, I'm going to wear this trench. Yeah, and in the sunglasses, like, great glasses. Thank you. Love the peekaboo. It's more of a... It's not a peekaboo. It is a... Oh, hello.
Speaker: It's not a Pika move. It's Pika and I'm staying. It's i I see you loud and clear. I see you loud and you're registering. registering it yeah I did look in the mirror and I was like, i they come out once every couple of years, you know?
Speaker: They make an appearance and then they go back into hibernation. So this is my one time a year they're out out and about. Yeah, happy happy May. Right? Am I right? Yes.
Speaker: May flowers... you're You know what? you're this is You're doing this for Mother's Day. Oh my god, I am doing this for Mother's Day. I'm going to feed a village. You you are. that you There will be every baby in the, where do they put babies?
Speaker: Prison. i was going to say the precincts of babies. Fat slut night. Yeah, yeah. At the precinct. You will be feeding everyone there for sure. Well, listen, Madonna's back, and I thought,
Speaker: She is. You know, um lukewarm reaction from the Coachella audience. That was disgusting. But hey, it's we're two, no, we're like four generations out now.
Speaker: No, we're not. No, we're not. What the fuck are you talking about? It's Madonna. She is forever. If they know fucking Cher, they should know Madonna. Whoa. Okay. Whoa. Cher is the 70s. Madonna is the late 80s.
Speaker: madonna's the late eighty s Yes, but na no there's there's certain types of legacy work that I feel like Cher has done. that
Speaker: What has Cher done that's legacy work? List it um Honestly, being Cher. like like Yeah, that is legacy work. You know, um there's nothing like her. And ah yes, you can say that about Madonna, whatever. You know what? It's like... Oh, my God, you're a hater. You're a Madonna hater. I'm not a Madonna hater, but like i'll I'll blame this. I'll blame the fact that I was definitely in high school of the time of like Gaga's rise to fame. And that's what I latched on to.
Speaker: And so what I feel like Madonna is for some people is what Gaga is for me. I think I used to be a Madonna hater because I was on that same high school train where I went everyone pitted them against each other and I obviously chose my girl. So I was like, oh, ah everyone, you know, Madonna is boo-boo, whatever.
Speaker: And then i started like researching her and I read an autobiography about her, like someone wrote about her. And it changed my mind because I think she's like, everything and especially when she came out with sabrina carpenter i was like this bitch is like seven years old and she's able to like do like she's unassisted bend down get up like i'm sorry i know that that seems like whatever that's a huge deal unassisted She was not assisted. She got on her knees and got back up.
Speaker: Do you know hard it is for a 70-year-old person to do that? Exactly, because she was getting assisted. who? I feel like I saw a lot of people kind of helping her down the steps and over, you know, the things. As much as Sabrina. She did jump up on that little platform on her own. She did a little whoo.
Speaker: And I was like, okay. But, I mean, then, yeah, then she walked but yeah, she's 70. just think at that point, What? Oh, my God. I didn't know this was going to be the episode that ageism comes out. Madonnaism comes out. She is mother. Madonnaism. She is actually like, I will not take this slander. Madonna is everything. She really fucking is. And she's the only person in the 80s that was speaking out for gay people whatsoever, publicly, publicly, in talking about the AIDS crisis, where all her friends were dying from it.
Speaker: And her current record has her as a giant pink triangle, because this is the people keep fucking forgetting. She listened. She went, y'all forgot about me. Y'all forgot about gay rights. And I'm going to remind you about both of them at once. And I said, thank you, Madonna. Please. Can I have some more? Thank you. Thank you. Thank you, mother.
Speaker: Well, you heard it here. Yeah. I'm not going to take the slander. I hope when Donna's listening.
Speaker: Um, yeah. Yeah. I, I i support her. i you know, I think I'm not saying any, anything about like what she's done for the community and like the legacy that she has.
Speaker: She's just, you know, not someone I'm, I'm authentically coming back to when it comes to like music or just her being, you know, We should do ah Madonna Music Video Night because when you like going through her catalog, it really did change things for me because I watch some stuff, especially like like a prayer.
Speaker: That's the craziest shit I've ever seen. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, yeah, I've watched her at least some of her videos. You've seen Hollywood? I don't know.
Speaker: I don't even know if I know that song. That's okay. I talked to someone a couple of days ago. They said the same thing. They went, what? What's that song? And I went, do we not remember the infamous video of her on MTV kissing Britney and Christina?
Speaker: Yeah, I think that's the only thing we remember. And that's Hollywood is a song she's singing. Okay. Hollywood. Shine your lights now. This time it's got to be good.
Speaker: And your lights now, baby. Because you're in Hollywood. And where are we right now?
Speaker: Beverly Grove. Okay, that's not the lyric to the song, but I will forgive you. yeah Yeah, she's just awesome. I really do like her, and I like that she's just like so unapologetically crazy. like Her video announcing her new face like coming out of the water in the tub. I mean, she just like does whatever the fuck, doesn't give a shit. like She clearly does care, which is why she does these things, but she also does it because she likes pissing people off, and I support anyone who likes to piss people off.
Speaker: It's a little it's good. we need people that are going to agitate and not just conform. And as long as men are telling her that she's too old to do something, I will be the one saying she's too old to not do something.
Speaker: Yeah. I mean, good for her with all all of those things. The fact that her boyfriend is like 25 and that she's pussy, pussy, cunt, cunt down the steps and around Yeah.
Speaker: pussy pussy cunt cunt around sabrina yeah did you like s sabrina's show um yeah from what i saw i loved the staging i loved the storytelling she was giving i'm into it i mean i'm into the sabrina what'd you think of justin bieber's performance I didn't phone into that much at all. I saw one clip and was like, okay, so that's what that's what happened. But I know some people are in love with it.
Speaker: They love that he did something like that. And that's good, too. I had a strong reaction to it.
Speaker: To be fair, I was never a be believer because... i I have like a weird thing about like young boys singing about love. Like I always had a thing about that. Like I don't like boy bands really. And I don't.
Speaker: Yeah, like if I don't know. So I was never a believer in that way. I think I thought he was talented and obviously popular, but I didn't know anything about him. And then now watching him perform, i was like, I went to my friend's house. She was having Couchella, like people over to watch it.
Speaker: Oh, that's cute. It was really fun. That's a cute idea. It was really fun. But that performance, I'm like, listen, all love.
Speaker: Good for you for being paid, like, what, $10 million dollars to dance around in a lima bean? I'm into it. But...
Speaker: I was like, OK. Oh, my favorite part was he was like, all right, time to slow it down. And I'm like, it' it was slow the whole time. What do you mean now? Slow it down now? It's been slow. Like, all your songs have been very slow. I would have hated that. Yeah. I can't stand slow stuff.
Speaker: I can do it if if the person needs to catch a bra breath or a break or whatever, but I can't do it the whole the whole set. I need ah a couple uppers. See, I would rather... Like, let's say, okay, like Gaga does this well. And I feel like she but did this in the Mayhem Ball. Like you go get a breath, get some water, touch up, do a costume change.
Speaker: Keep it like, the hunt du um du dump tuto um you know, because that's going to keep me excited and wanting more instead of like, let me take it down low. I'm going sit in this ship and sing ah song. I mean, she did her little um Phantom of the Opera boat section. right Well, yeah, that's what I i was like referencing. But i even that I'm like, don't even give me the ballads.
Speaker: Really? Like I'm good. if If I could get three more songs. And skip the ballads. Wow. Let's let's go. Let's fucking go. So like when you're listening to Britney, you're like, I don't need every time.
Speaker: How does that go? Because every time we talk, I can see you. Every time I think, wish I'd be with you.
Speaker: Every single time, ooh, it's magic when we meet. Baby down on Britney Street.
Speaker: Nope. Nope. But what? Is that a song, by our way? No, I realized at the end of that. Down on Britney Street. It's pretty good. Down on Dream Street. And it's Dream Street is what that was. I realized in that moment. Way to self-promote Britney. Down on Britney Street. Down on Britney Street. Sing every time.
Speaker: Every time I try, I fall, I feel so small. i guess I need you, baby.
Speaker: was but It was the song when we went to go see Spring Breakers when they were dancing around the thing. That was the song. Yes, yeah. um Good, yeah. What was her other song?
Speaker: Oh, her other song? Oh, Ballad. Her other song? You were about to read me. Oh, I mean, I don't want to be. Oh, her other song? Oh, you don't. So Madonna, Britney. Okay, who is it?
Speaker: like But you know every Justin Bieber song? Okay. I think her other one is probably Not Yet a Woman. Yeah, yeah. I'm not a girl. There's another one though from that like pink album.
Speaker: I had a woman. What is it? It's like um some sometimes. Sometimes I hide. Sometimes I'm scared of you.
Speaker: I don't know. i i don't know. Her discography evades me. I know Blackout, Back to Front, and that's it, basically. and And Oops, and Oops. That's the other one I know.
Speaker: Yeah, i like I like her, but she, again, was not my girl. Even though she was my first concert. that crazy? No, that that seems like a normal... How old were you? ah um Like 13. It was it was her circus.
Speaker: Oh, that's, oh wow, what a great one to go. Circus Pussycat Dolls opened. Yes, yeah. And I was like, like I literally freaked out. I was like, oh my God, what is this?
Speaker: My favorite song by hers is Break the Ice, where the music video is a cartoon. Allow me to break the ice. Allow me to get you ready. My favorite thing is performing that song as a polar bear and doing a number about climate change.
Speaker: And you know, you are known to be a, like, issues queen. Like, you like to talk about social issues. I love to talk about a social issue. when i When I go to an Anya behind show, I'm getting social truths. Yeah.
Speaker: They didn't, the people did not know that day at brunch that they were going to get a examination of our current climate change through the lens of a polar bear breaking ice. That's pretty amazing.
Speaker: Brittany. What was the crab number you did? What was that about? Overfishing or something? um That had to do with like plastics in the water and, course the you know, the dying out of certain lower ah of the food chain. You know crustaceans that, you know, when we lose those, then the predators don't have anything to eat. And so it's like ants, really. When you when you look at ants, you know, everyone's like, oh, we hate ants, kill them and get rid of them.
Speaker: But people, you know, some animals eat ants and need ants. um And then they would die if they don't have ants. so we got to keep things like ants and spiders and um all those gross, you know, even mosquitoes.
Speaker: They suck, but that's someone's food. And where the the food system in America right now is broken. Anya B. Hines, that's someone's food. Yeah.
Speaker: That's the platform we're going with. That's someone's food. That's someone's food. Hey, honey, um I know you're on break, but that's someone's food. And you're gonna be eaten tonight. Would you ever eat someone's food from the fridge?
Speaker: No. and Never. I think it's crazy that people do that. I think it's crazy when people eat off someone's plate. what do you mean? OK, so I've talked to people about this. Like, if I'm eating food and someone just reaches over and take something from my plate without, like, asking, crazy.
Speaker: and then when they bite it and put and they go, I don't like it, and put back whatever the fuck, like a piece of it back on my plate, I go, I'm sorry. Are we, what, the society has crumbled, if that is what's happening right now. You, without permission, reach over, grab something, take a bite of it, go, I don't like it, put a piece of your bitten food back on my plate, have the decency to keep it on your side then.
Speaker: Live with the decision you made. Yeah. Did you just feel that? Yeah, I think that's the crack. It's friendly. It's San Andreas. Yeah. Oh my God. And you're with me.
Speaker: This is the exact thing. And we're like the, do yeah do don't do do do I'm the rock. You're the rock. I'm the rock. I'm climbing one handed up the side of a skyscraper. You're attached to me by my carabiner. Oh great. oh I always have that on me. yeah And then, and then that's how we make it in this business. People are like, what the fuck were they wearing during the San Andreas falls?
Speaker: the Yes, the San Andreas. Is it a water feature now? ah There's going to be water featured heavily. Okay. I was thinking more like flames and lava.
Speaker: Out of what? Out of what? Where? Once the San Andreas fall opens up. Is there lava underneath there? That's like how that works, right? I don't know. Volcanoes, earthquakes.
Speaker: You think water's going to start shooting out? think water's going to start shooting out. i think Atlanta's going to come back. Girl, if Atlantis came back, ooh, I'd be on that shit so hard so fast. What'd you do when you see Atlantis? I'm going to be like, hey, guys, I've been waiting for this. i am How do I get citizenship? I'm going to be with the people real ass quick. Like, what's his name? like Milo? I'm going to Milo thatch my way into that place. I'm going to have my little pendant. I'm going to be like, it's going to light up. I'm going like, ah.
Speaker: Milo thatched my way in there. That's pretty good. I thought the girl in it was hot. the not the Not the queen princess person. No. I'm talking about ah blonde Helga? Olga? What the hell was her name?
Speaker: Inga? What was her name? Oh, my God. It's one of the guz. It's the guz. Do you remember when she up appears in a beautiful gown? with yeah little shoulders that yeah on Yes. Yes.
Speaker: um Okay. Wow. That's wild. Because the main woman is gorgeous and stunning. Milo is gorgeous and stunning. It is like a Bi Awakening film. Yeah, it is.
Speaker: Yeah. I mean, all all Disney movies are. It's like everyone's so hot. You don't know you don't know where your eyes land. Mine always land on Jafar. Really? Really? Ooh. I love Jafar.
Speaker: Jafar. Ooh. I had a conversation today with Rob where he was like, fuck, marry, kill, Jafar, scar, Ursula.
Speaker: Yeah. Okay, that's not the answer. That's not the answer. You have to give me the answer. Well, yeah I'm like, yes, I guess it would be like, fuck Jafar, marry Ursula, and kill Scar.
Speaker: That's what I said. Oh my God. And then he disagreed with me because he wanted her to fuck Scar. no I guess marry Ursula and then kill Jafar.
Speaker: I was like, no. ah Kill Scar and Jafar? No, no. Kill Jafar. Fuck Scar. Fuck Scar. I was like, I don't want to fuck Scar. He's such a loser. He lost an election. he got passed around by a bunch of hyenas. No, thank you.
Speaker: I don't associate it with losers. Political losers are not to be associated with. That's tea, honey. Hamlet, right? is that Was that Hamlet? That is not Hamlet, but that is okay. What's Lion King based off of? what Shakespeare.
Speaker: Lion King is based off of Shakespeare. Henry, probably. Henry the something, probably. Oh, okay. That's one. you That's one those. Henry VIII? Henry Henry IV? There was A Midnight Summer's Dream.
Speaker: There's Hamlet. There's Romeo and Juliet. There's Henry VIII. V, IV? V of the IV. Okay. um Tale of Two Swifts. Taylor Swifts. Taylor Swift. Taylor Swift.
Speaker: Taylor Swift, yes. um Okay, we're going to look into this because I'm pretty, yeah, I'm Macbeth. Macbeth. Is it Macbeth? It might be Macbeth.
Speaker: It might be Macbeth. There's a ghost. It is Macbeth because he's like looking at the ghost of his dad or something. Hold on. Let's look this up. Yeah, okay. We're going to be right back. And when we come back, we're going to let you know exactly what was in what inspired Lion King.
Speaker: I bet it's Madonna.
Speaker: Hi, we're back. Hi, we're back. um Let it be known I was fucking right. You were right. I was so right. And Dasha silenced me as a man. um She said, fuck you. You don't like Madonna. You don't know what you're talking about. And Lion King was definitely not Hamlet. Yes, it was. It was Hamlet. Two out of three. I can't be right about everything. And also, maybe I was testing you because you have this big male brain that I just need to test all the time. I don't want to silence you. want to help you reach your final form, which is a know-it-all about Shakespeare. Fucking hell. Also, like, where's Ophelia in Lion King? If it's based on fucking Hamlet, there's no Ophelia in That's, um... Yeah? That's, uh, the boy's girlfriend.
Speaker: She doesn't die in it. Oh. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. All a sudden. Well, you know, Disney. Blame Disney. Yeah, I blame Shakespeare, actually. He's got too many too many characters that are similar. Too many plays are similar. He's got Falstaff and like what is in like four of his plays. you know How am I supposed to know what play we're talking about?
Speaker: um ah Pivoting from that, um did you read a lot of Edgar Allan Poe? When? and In life, in the 34 years of life.
Speaker: Uh, not maybe two of his poems. The one about the heart in the ground and the Raven or whatever. I know I haven't read it. They didn't tell you to do that in school. They told us to read those two things and that's what I read.
Speaker: That's it. And I watched a movie with Dudley Dursley playing him. Okay. Did you read Beowulf? No, I lived Beowulf. Yeah.
Speaker: I got out of that hot tub with my back all tattooed and I walked around next to that wolf named Beow and went look at these tattoos look at the look at this look at this look at this peekaboo have not have you read Beowulf yeah that was also ah or requirement I have a question how many times did you ever need to know in real life anything about the ancient lyrical poem Beowulf
Speaker: yeah i guess but when have we needed to know a lot of things that we well clearly we need to know about hamlet because uh that keeps coming up for us yeah well i mean it was a blockbuster recently right hamnet oh i thought wasn't that just like because that was like originally what it was named No, it's because ah the son's name was Hamlet.
Speaker: Shakespeare's son's name. Oh, so this was an offshoot. This was like a prequel or a sequel? It was about Shakespeare. It had nothing to do with Hamlet aside from the fact that Shakespeare in the movie was writing.
Speaker: hamlet and in order to process the grief over his son dying okay yeah um did you read canterbury tales yes i did okay look at us and i ate canterbury eggs cadbury that's right wait they're not canterbury i thought they were canterbury eggs yikes oh christian propaganda That's what it is. That's right. You know.
Speaker: um I'm so glad you read the Canterbury Tales. Yeah. And like, just like remind me basically what they were about. So I think it was about like some baddie who would like walk through town and she'd have her friends and she'd get into the shenanigans.
Speaker: And there was just like, you know, a lot of them. I think you're talking about this kind of letter. Yeah. The secret garden, honey. Did you you read that? Yeah, that's what they call my pussy in high school.
Speaker: The secret, yeah. Yeah, but it wasn't so much a secret. They called they called you bush gardens. Chat, wake it up. Chat, wake up, chat. Thanks for the glizzy. Thanks for the glizzy. What do they do? What do they do? like,
Speaker: little why don't we talk i like They make thousands of, I was supposed to be like millions. They make thousands of dollars doing this. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. I want to be the person who has just like a big bowl and lights like this. Yeah. And they go.
Speaker: Yeah.
Speaker: I keep getting videos of this girl who like has a goo, like a goo, ball goo. Oh, love that. And she has corn on the cob, like plastic corn on the cobs. And she kind of puts them in the goo. And then she like kind of like squeezes them and then uses this like weird blade she has on her finger to cut the goo open. And then like and then the corn comes out of it. And I'm like, I know what this is. I know somebody's jerking it to it. But I'm confused. Oh. okay It's also like pimply. It's like pimple adjacent. Right. that It's that. that world. Yeah. So I'm excited that we found new and creative ways to gross me out on the internet.
Speaker: I thought you wouldn't be able to do that, but we can. Yeah. And we'll keep going. um Interesting that that grossed you out, but... um Because it's it was the sound and also just the, like, giving birth to Korn. It's like...
Speaker: I don't, conceptually, it was kind of, like, hard for me to wrap my mind around it. Yeah, yeah. What's the last thing that grossed you that you saw in life? I, I don't know, because less things have been grossing me out, which I kind of prefer, thankfully.
Speaker: oh my God, you're growing, you're learning. I'm growing, I'm learning. You know, like, i I started following these people on Blue Sky who, um well, we'll just say slime is also involved.
Speaker: But what part of their body
Speaker: All sorts, you know. Okay. And ah not grossed out by that.
Speaker: Well, insofar as that you haven't said anything of what they were doing with that slime. I think i think everyone, yeah could could catch on.
Speaker: No, they can't. You need to be. What the fuck? You gave zero. You gave zero details. You gave a general ego. They're slime and it's the Internet. And then you went and I wasn't grossed out.
Speaker: um I mean, what do they do? Just imagine what could be done in ah in a pit of slime. A pit of slime. Oh, yes. Oh, yeah.
Speaker: It's like a pool, like a kiddie pool slime. It's like a tub of slime. And they're in it. Yes. And they're just gooping? They're like, goop, goop, goop? they They're just gooping. They're gooping. Are they making little fart noises?
Speaker: No. Are they putting it between their legs and they're kind of going? I mean, maybe they they do a little of that. They're just doing all sorts of stuff, you know, together in a tub of slime. there's multiple people. There's two people in this tub.
Speaker: You bury the lead on all of your stories so deep. It's almost like corn inside of a gloop of slime. And I have to cut it open to make you squeeze out the corn knowledge that will explain to me what's going on. I just thought you maybe would catch on. i guess I was envisioning ah a quicker.
Speaker: are they fucking in the goop?
Speaker: yeah all of that and you're not grossed out by it no I'm like cool that's cool thank you for sharing thank you everyone we got to the bottom of it you know proud of you proud of you yeah
Speaker: and clowns too what I was telling you about that, yeah? No, you weren't with that that. You think this is a reaction of someone who's heard something like this before? About clowns. Clowns are a big rage right now. Well, in l LA, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But I'm talking like sexy clowns.
Speaker: Like ah nose? Noses? No, you did tell me. it's They do the makeup. They do the makeup. They do the makeup. Clown makeup, sexy. That's a thing right now. I'm into like ah people that wear like pumpkin, carved pumpkins on their heads and are sexy.
Speaker: Like they carve a jack-o'-lantern. You like that. Jack-o'-lantern. Yeah. But then just like hot body. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But like I could like your paper bag over a hot body. I'd like that. Well, i was going to you'd like that person who's like, oh, I'm into the like scream mask, but then like naked, hot, muscular body.
Speaker: Maybe not a scream mask. I don't want to be scared. OK. Yeah. A paper bag's not scary. And neither is the jack-o-lantern Not scary. But screen mask, yeah. Yeah, because the screen mask, they're stabbing. But then just like hot, naked.
Speaker: oiled oiled body like there's no other clothing happening just think of our pants i'm not i'm not gonna you know pants no pants no well i don't want that then you're just saying i don't know i don't like that i want pants i think it's sexier when people are wearing clothes i think it's sexier when when people are leaving stuff for the imagination i think it's sexy when people wear pants what do you have to say about that hi
Speaker: She says with her tits fully out. Fully out. Fully out. This not going online. Fully out. We get flagged. No, that'll be for the video that we do after this. Yeah. It's for only fan.
Speaker: Our one only fan. Our only fan. My only fan. ah Honestly, I would do porn if it's for only fan. Okay. If it's for one person and nobody else and nobody else has access to it, I'll do it.
Speaker: Okay, that doesn't seem very lucrative, though. But they're really rich. mit Billionaire. Okay, so they're just they're their subscription is like $100,000 a month.
Speaker: Yes. um and Okay. And all I do is do this. I just talk about things I like.
Speaker: And I explain that I like when people wear pants. And they go, yes, here's here's the next month's rent. Here you go. i survived. i thrived, actually. You thrived. I did.
Speaker: Yeah. Yeah. Speaking of thriving. Please. Did you watch the ah the astronauts come back from their moon orbit? Mm-hmm. I cried.
Speaker: Oh, you cried? Yeah, I cried. it was really beautiful. I thought it was like a really gorgeous, amazing, wonderful experience for everybody. Mm-hmm.
Speaker: And it was like, that's what science does. That's what space travel is all about. Meanwhile, there's a growing population who are flat earthers now.
Speaker: They're not growing. And luckily it's because they are the kinds of people that would like probably put a fork inside of like a socket. and You know, so it's natural selection.
Speaker: OK. If you think the earth is flat, that is absolutely fine. I want you to go find the edge. Go, go, go find the edge. Go, go, go, go. Go fall right off of it. I don't give a shit. Please go.
Speaker: Put all your money. Get a boat. Yeah, I don't know why they can't just, like, why can't we put all the flat earthers on, like, a plane or something and just kind of show them, i don't know, do a live stream maybe or something and be like, okay, see, we're still just going. We're just going straight.
Speaker: Oh, you want to put them on a rocket ship. It doesn't have to be a rocketst a rocket ship, although that is also if we have the money, yes. But even if they we we just put them on a flight and we're like, we're just going to keep going east.
Speaker: And we'll show you that we're never going to hit the edge. I like that you're... Oh. Or do a live stream where we're like, okay, here we are on this plane that just keeps going.
Speaker: I understand. You don't want to... Because I was going baby... The moon is north. The moon is not east. but But I understand what you're trying to say now. You just want them to ship out and like see that the Earth is round. They won't believe it.
Speaker: i see I saw a video. It was really great. It was these flat earthers are like, we're going do science to prove that the Earth is flat. And we're going to fucking do it. Here's a box. We poked a hole in it, something, rather whatever. it's like ah It's an experiment that proves that the Earth is round. And he and the result of it is going to prove that it's flat. Watch this. And they do the thing. And it's like not, it's proving that the earth is round. And their and their reaction is like, hmm, well.
Speaker: Maybe, maybe we, what do we do? let's Let's do it again. and do so Like they are so, you could see that they like this big thing that they were so stupidly like holding onto gets completely destroyed right in front of their face. It is glorious. Glorious.
Speaker: I think that um as long as they're not doing harm to anybody else, I could care less. To me, it's different from like a vaccine person that's like anti-vaxxer because that's like actively hurting other people versus like flat earth. Like, OK, so you believe we're going to fall off. Congratulations. That's not going to do nothing to me, really.
Speaker: There's still people that believe that Jesus Christ is among us and that aliens are wearing human skin suits and the lizards are. Oh, yeah. our Our entire cabinet of people are lizard people. So that's why they canceled Disjointed.
Speaker: What? Disjointed, the TV show. They canceled it because they exposed that. Disjointed? Mm-hmm. What's that? That um show about like a weed shop where the owner was Kathy Bates.
Speaker: Netflix, right? Maybe. With Betsy... um Not Betsy Ross. Betsy Ross. No, it's Betsy. ah She's like an improviser.
Speaker: There's people walking. They're walking among us. Among us.
Speaker: How much was your story of how I thought I saw an alien? On the subway?
Speaker: No. um But let's take a break and and we're going get this story about If they let me talk. an alien The government lets me say the truth.
Speaker: As you go spit on them. Spit on them! Give me that pizza! You and me terrorizing Hollywood. In these outfits. That's how we do it. Oh my god. Give me that pizza! Spit it!
Speaker: That is wild. Okay. Yeah. yeah
Speaker: My breasts, my little breasts and your big breasts here to take on the world. Here's my question. Yeah. What if yours are the big breasts and mine are the little breasts? Well, that would be inaccurate.
Speaker: You know, we're all a little imperfect. It's like a spectrum. Some of us are, you know, make little mistakes here and there. And some of us just like can't ever get their shit together.
Speaker: And we all so live, survive, sometimes not. And here we are. That was beautiful. That was poetry.
Speaker: Edgar, honey. Edgar, honey. I'm the modern day Edgar. Get your letter. And I'm going to make you feel better. Today, this going to problem. This is going to be a problem tonight. Houston, we definitely have a problem. You're really doing a lot of good callbacks. I'm impressed.
Speaker: Thank you. It's really good. i'm like, okay.
Speaker: What? It's impressive. You did the NASA callback. You did the thing callback. It's good. It's really good. I'm impressed. Thank you. Thank you. So much came over me at that moment. It's just, yeah. It's just because you're reading me to filth, but I'm saying nice things to you. And you're like, what? That's just how it is. Yeah, it is. That's our dynamic. I like it. I like when you're a little mean to me. It makes me work hard. Yeah. Hey, can I get a discount for this one? Ha, ha, ha, ha. You can't. I'm full price.
Speaker: All right. Okay, well, yeah there we go. Full price. not willing to pay? Full price. $85.99. Aw, don't lowball me. Is that bad? Is that a low price?
Speaker: A one-time fee of $85 for a human being? one-time fee? i Yeah. Nothing said, that was You're saying monthly? That was like an hourly rate. Oh. I thought that was your hourly. cause I got to stop flirting with me. one-time fee. got to stop. $85.99 one-time fee. What is this? QVC? Is this Tupperware? Okay. They do call me the Tupperware Queen. The top aware. Yes.
Speaker: She is the top aware. thats And I am aware of my top. And so are you. So is everyone, honestly. Again, I hoist them out every year at one time.
Speaker: Everyone gets a good gander and then I put them away in storage. That's what, going back to Catholics, that's what they wish Jesus would do. put my tits away into storage no come out once a year everyone just soaks up that that glamour and uh and then it's like all right but bye but doesn't he do that isn't what he starts about he comes out well yeah i mean spiritually but physically you i want him out buddy hey guys it's miami weekend 24 hours
Speaker: Jesus comes back. He goes, I got to check out Miami. I got to see what this Miami is about. I need to see where the sinners sin and where the saints also sin because they go to Miami to do that. Yes. Yeah.
Speaker: Yeah. they By the like the third time, the Vatican is like, oh every time Jesus comes back, he he goes to Miami, Vegas, and Puerto Vallarta. Yeah. Which by the confirms as always what I've said that Jesus is gay. I've said this. I keep saying it and I will keep on saying it.
Speaker: You can't stop me from but telling the truth to the public. Jesus gay. Mary Magdalene gay Peter, Paul. Who are the other ones?
Speaker: Michael. Thomas. LeBron James. Andrew. Andrew Jackson. Left eye Gay. Left eye.
Speaker: The apostle. Left eye, the apostle. Yeah. yeah um Yeah. Going back to Britney. Oh. Peter, Paul, and Mary. She says that, doesn't she? One, two, three. Peter, Paul, and Mary.
Speaker: Was she Getting down with three P. She was talking about the... Band. Peter, Paul, Mary, the band. Oh, really? Yeah. not Not the apostles?
Speaker: No, I don't think canonically there was ever a threesome between any of those people. this Today, I have learned this. I really thought she was making a biblical reference to Peter, Paul, and Mary.
Speaker: No, it's a band. It was a band and people thought they were all fucking. Wow. Well, I think Peter, Paul, and Mary probably were too.
Speaker: She was like, i don't I don't only get pregnant from out-of-body beings. You thought it was Mary the mother, not Mary Magdalene.
Speaker: No, you're right. It's probably Mary Magdalene. No, i like them I like Mother Mary. she Yeah, she was like, Joseph didn't put out. I got pregnant on not even my own terms from out an out-of-body being.
Speaker: I want to get pregnant. doubled down by Peter and Paul before the Last Supper. Okay. I don't even have to work on fishing. I don't have to work on bread. Jesus has all that covered. covered He's slitting his wrists. We're drinking up.
Speaker: And. He's slitting his wrists. Like the blood of Christ that they drink. What? He poured his own blood and made it into wine.
Speaker: That's in the Bible. He slid his wrists and made wine for people.
Speaker: You're fucking with me. um The wine they drink is his blood.
Speaker: I know he turns water into wine. You're telling me he slits his wrists, goes gli gli gli and it goes. Pinot. okay fine. Syrah. It's Syrah. Obviously, he's Jesus. Yeah, no, it's and it's actually just a red blend.
Speaker: He slits his wrists and people drink his blood? i don't know if he slit his wrists, but he had people drink his blood, yeah. Like, they drank his blood. it's That's why it's the blood of Christ, the the body of Christ and the blood of Christ.
Speaker: Because you eat the communion and you drink the wine, which is the blood that they drink of him.
Speaker: That's fucking crazy. That's fucking crazy. That's crazy shit. Yeah, I mean, that's like fucking hard. People do not realize that like cannibalism is greatly related to ka Catholicism. But that I kind of but I didn't know that in the Bible he like that's kind of cool. like Drink up, suckle, suckle. Yeah, he's like, well, no wonder he died and came back. He's giving everyone his blood.
Speaker: um stop giving people your blood my vampire it's like you've got so much water around you you don't have to give people your blood but yeah king they're like we're we're good we're good actually he's like na no no no i gotta do it one more time we're we' actually we're fine we got some uh heinekens over there we we're just we're gonna drink those tonight We've got some like camel milk that that's gone bad. That's going to, we're going to trip on that tonight. We don't really need the blood no more. It's like, no, you got to have the blood.
Speaker: You got to have the blood. um Okay. On that note, we're going to play a game. What's the game? um Well, I was I want to see if you wanted to play that game again where we um both think of a ah word and then we have to like try to get to the other word and match the word.
Speaker: you know So we say the same thing at the same time until we get to the thing. I'm I at the count of three we say a word let's say mine's beaver and yours is asparagus and then we got to get from like beaver to asparagus okay how do you feel about this let's do it okay one two three Honda suit and Honda okay I have to say a word that's gonna get us to Honda yes yeah okay
Speaker: office um Front desk.
Speaker: Receptionist.
Speaker: Valet.
Speaker: Keys, car keys.
Speaker: Honda. Okay. Does this game exist or did you just make this up? Yeah. yeah wait i i Okay. I've played this game since like, you know, like pool parties as a kid.
Speaker: Really? i've I've never played a like this. That's interesting. other version is ah trying to think of the same exact thing. and Yeah, that's that I'm familiar with. Us trying to get from one word to another is interesting.
Speaker: I've played that with, like, actors. Like, you go, how do I get from Cher to Kevin Bacon? And you just name movies that they're in until you get to a movie. Oh, okay. Yeah, I've played that. I've probably done that, in college too. But I've never played, like, word association with it. Okay, let's do another one. Okay.
Speaker: Oh, God, let me think. um
Speaker: Okay. one One, two, three. NASA. Periwinkle. NASA and Periwinkle. Yes. Okay.
Speaker: You start. You want me to go from Periwinkle to NASA? No, we go from NASA to Periwinkle. Okay. um Meteor shower?
Speaker: um
Speaker: meteorite.
Speaker: Rainbow.
Speaker: Meteorite. Rainbow colors in it.
Speaker: Purple.
Speaker: shade blue It's a shade of purple it's blue. It's like a shade of purple blue. Then I say blue. You said purple, I said blue. Okay. Periwinkle. There we go. Okay. Colors are hard. Okay. um I was thinking more of like the periwinkle shell.
Speaker: That's where my brain was. you think you can give it turdu... turdu... turdu... turquoise shell? Turquoise shell? No, like um like periwinkle is like the snail in the ocean. They're called periwinkles.
Speaker: What? I've never heard that. Yeah. Periwinkle snails? Yeah. They're like a little sea creature called periwinkle. We will look that up. I would love that. um Okay. Let's do one more. Yeah.
Speaker: Okay. Hold on. Let me think. Let me think. Let me think.
Speaker: Um...
Speaker: One. Two. Three. Madonna. Dossier. Dossier? Okay, Madonna.
Speaker: Madame X.
Speaker: What the hell is Madame X? Carl Trigger. In an album. She has an album. Uh-huh. Okay. Um.
Speaker: Um.
Speaker: Malcolm X.
Speaker: Uh, FBI.
Speaker: Dossier. Dossier. Yeah. That one we got. Yeah. That one we got. Should have been CIA, really. Yeah, I was like, that's a little bit of a jump. CIA. Well, not anymore.
Speaker: CIA. Work. Okay. Lovely. live I'm trying to hear what your ears sing.
Speaker: I love Daja. She's the best. She's the best person in the whole wide world. Oh, she's a great girl. that's what my ears are saying yeah that's what your ears are saying and what they're hearing around town oh okay yeah it's getting crazy wow i guess my gosh it's so creative it's so interesting it's so fun oh i love her so much oh my god she's whoa listen come keep it in your ear oh yeah am i right keep it in your ear that's so funny that's the one i have the ear infection in doesn't sound like it sounds like it's yeah perfectly healthy ear with a great sense of self and respect for everyone around them i just watched this movie armageddon for the first time it was fucking crazy the old one uh-huh wow that's there's a new one that's unlike you i know that's cool how was that did you get a vidiots i did i rented a vidiots they gave it to me for free
Speaker: Wow. Is it because you're a member? You're like, no, oh because I flirt my way to free things. This is the only place that works. Thank you, vidiots. Thanks, vidiots. No, I renewed my membership and they were able to give me a couple of mine for free.
Speaker: Rentals for free. That's amazing. um But it's a crazy movie. If you want to watch it, you should. It's about a young gentleman named Ben Affleck who's having sex with his boss's daughter. And that obsesses the boss. Played by who? Bruce Willis. So Bruce Willis decides to shoot up an oil rig tanker that he's working on. At the same time, a giant asteroid is about to hit...
Speaker: the world and destroy it forever so nasa decides to take bruce willis and a big drill and send him right into space with a nuke to drill through to save earth and that's totally believable and i loved every second of it and i used to really really respect this country is it Wow, yeah.
Speaker: I gotta i gotta to watch that again, yeah. It's fucking crazy. I was like, I can't believe this is a movie. It was really fun. What year? That's a good question. 2002? Nope. 1998? Oh. Vintage. 90s.
Speaker: okay. is vintage. It's getting vintage. Yikes. We're coming to that point. Okay. ninety s yeah okay nice is a vintage it's getting vintage we're we're coming to that point We're a little bit vintage, baby.
Speaker: My pussy is vintage for you Don't get it twisted, baby. Because we're going to be vintage. I'm impressed because you've been very musical today. And I feel like I have to really coax it out of you.
Speaker: Like usually you're not volunteering that beautiful, beautiful voice. And you did today. And I really like that you did that. Oh, thank you. hu What you got to say about me?
Speaker: I love those titties being out. Man, it's getting me. so I can't wait for all the boys to see that later tonight. All the gay boys going to see it tonight?
Speaker: um We're not going to give a shit, which is what I like. No. No? Okay. There's going to be more than that, especially if we go to the Black Cat, if you know what I mean. The famous gay bar.
Speaker: The black cat? Oh my god What is that? What the fuck was that? what the shit? like this? What the fuck?
Speaker: You like that? So I'm going to be like at the black cat later. What is that? pretty lady. Can I get a vodka soda this is what happens when you dress like a boy this is what happens all of a sudden this happens all of sudden you're like oh what is this um no i don't hate it don't hate it do know all right on that note thank you again for listening to another brilliant episode of Dom and Dommer let's connect Dom and Dommer oh
Speaker: Okay. It's us. We're the thing. Yeah. Yeah. That's there we go. Thank you. Thank you. All right. Have a great, great time later today or tomorrow, whatever you're doing. Whatever you're doing. Don't crash the car. I know that's why you're listening. Yeah. If you're listening to the car, don't crash the car. you're listening at home, don't fall down the stairs. If you don't have a second floor, get a second floor, get a second floor and a mortgage, please. And a mortgage.
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