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Speaker: Welcome to an extra special Thanksgiving edition Dom and Dahmer!
Speaker: ah my god, amazing, beautiful. Yes, we are your resident Puritan pilgrims. Yes. Would you say I'm like of the village pastor? each I've passed her once or twice. Hey, and you're the whore. Look at that. Look at that slip. am the village whore. Yes.
Speaker: I'm dancing in the woods. Oh, beautiful. With your little pigtails. With my dry ass pigtails. you You're giving like um like go i there's like something back in the day like some like old like disney cartoon of like you're thinking scarecrow you're thinking wizard boss you think he's scarecrow the a little bit of that yeah um it's the bang there's something there's something going on ah by the way this is a this is an amazing blend i got this at the barber shop it is called the skunk look it's really important it's like
Speaker: Straw to ground, straw to ground. It's very yeah in Yeah, it's two-tone. It's Bali-age. It's Bali-age. Yeah, ooh.
Speaker: It's also so itchy in the back. I don't know what it it's so it front. It's kind of because my glasses are kind of keeping it away. But man, in the back, you don't want to know what's going on over there. Oh, yeah. you It's a chaotic territory. I mean, that that was a Steve Irwin wig that I chopped up to make make it that way.
Speaker: A Steve Irwin wig. Yeah. do you have snakes? hey we Yeah, we always have snakes. We always have snakes. Yeah, that's true. Well, if Steve Irvin Irvin Irvin Irvin. I don't know. R.I.P. Steve irwin wherever ah Irvin, Irvin Irvin Irvin. It's Stephen Irvine from California here to tell you about the snakes and spiders of the local area. um I feel like, um you know, he would be very proud of me for this.
Speaker: And I think he would support me and his kids probably would love me to. His kids would love you. Have you been seeing Robert on the Dancing with the Stars? The only thing I've seen from that is just him crying.
Speaker: Yeah. Well, he just had his memorial episode. Oh. Yeah. So there was a lot of crying. Well...
Speaker: But other than that, but amazing work. Amazing work. I do really like this. I think it's very festive. And if I had a little Cornish hen, we could have, you know.
Speaker: Yes, know. That would be really perfect. I did post on Instagram yesterday if anyone could tell me where to get a good sized rotisserie chicken that had some weight to it. Because that's what I wanted you to smack me in the face with. A rotisserie chicken? Yeah, yeah.
Speaker: what yeah yeah that was like the idea wow yeah wrote well costco i guess that's what someone said costco You should have told me I would have dropped Would have got one. Five bucks. I didn't want to ask you to do all that. I felt like I was already putting you through enough. You really are and putting me through nothing. You're putting me through the ringer. I love this.
Speaker: I love what you're putting me through. I like this. This is who I am. this i wake up. I look in the mirror. This is what I feel. I love that we're in these outfits and we're both like. this is my true form this is how I i feel in the inside because I do feel like inside I feel kind of like more masculine than and i am more and then I feel like I with this hair you know it's covering up my problem areas up top that's already so I'm hiding there yeah and then I'm wearing pants my favorite loose fit perfect wide-legged wide-legged loose fit
Speaker: It's like I've never felt more me in my whole entire life. If I could get a ah system or um like a weave up top like this, maybe to color her them my hair better, I'd be happier.
Speaker: i think. A system. I would like a system. I'd like a system. Wow. um And you, you feel like yourself in this outfit? I do, yeah yeah. I think, like, to your point, I, you know, there's a little bit of more feminine in me.
Speaker: um I like the the skirt. I like the the skirt reveal that's happening. Oh. Oh. Oh. She's in the fields and she's... She's so innocent until she's not. There's breeze in the fields.
Speaker: Woo! um Yeah, so I feel a little more myself. For some reason when I put a bonnet on, I'm just, yeah i'm Bonnie, get your gun. cause Bonnie, get your gun. Yeah, here she is.
Speaker: And as I've said before, and I will keep saying, there is something really, really, really attractive about you in like a dress. So I personally really am enjoying this for me.
Speaker: um So treat for my eyes. We're so grateful and thankful during this holiday season. And I'm thankful for you in a dress. And I'm thankful for you in this system.
Speaker: And that's correct. Wow. yeah Turkey, here I come one way. oh Gobble, gobble. I show up like this. I'm like, I want this. Can you make this happen permanently? And and the person at, what's that place called?
Speaker: but so Floyd's. ah You go to Floyd's yeah and you're like, can you get this done? And they just look at you like... um Can you come back for a round two, maybe? Maybe we can start this We could, um I guess, sew it into your head.
Speaker: That's as far as we're going. Even that a stretch. Yeah, it is a stretch. Yikes. The mic being on makes me feel like there's a room full of people watching, listening, and enjoying. And if that's the truth, just like make yourself known. Just say a little, howdy do. Mm-hmm.
Speaker: no how i would to Imagine there was like a spirit that just came in the room. Yeah, it is very odd. but We're being like surveillance from this um computer. oh my gosh. Wait, speaking of surveillance, this is actually like so I wrote a text in my phone to someone and it was maybe a bit dramatic, but it was like.
Speaker: If somebody doesn't fuck me soon, I'm going to take this into my own hands, like du du and like, really, like it was a little dramatic, a little too much. I've never said something like that. Almost right away.
Speaker: Five matches on a dating app. I'm like, this fucking thing is listening to me. And it's going, she's going to unalive herself if she doesn't get digged down. so we're going to quickly throw her some matches here.
Speaker: That is crazy. It's listening to me. Yeah. You were like, I am feral. I am going to start being destructive. Yeah. and they're like, we need her money. We got to get her some matches. Yeah. Wow. Yeah.
Speaker: So. Damn. Yeah. Well, at least that was good. Are there any any of the matches worthwhile? I almost did a crazy thing and just straight up invited him to a Halloween party last night because I was like, should I just be that person and like be wild and crazy and invite a complete stranger I don't know to a party with my friends? Yeah.
Speaker: I didn't do it. I didn't end up doing it, mostly because I was going to leave the party relatively early. and I was like, i don't want to bring somebody and then just leave. And to leave them there. And leave them there. um And also, I was scared they were going stealing stuff. It's a nice house.
Speaker: Okay, yes. This is... ah So, let's get into this. i have two things coming off of this. um One, if you... If I invited you to a Halloween party and you brought over someone that you just met on Tinder, potentially that being yeah the first date.
Speaker: No, it's a no. It's a it's a huge. to Look at look at even the that was the spirits don't want it. I know. How dare I know? I have gotten into conversations with people. People have done that to you.
Speaker: ah Just the idea of like, I know this person vaguely. I'm i'm going to invite them to this shindig. And if it's like something that like we've pre-planned and it's like more so like friends or just people that know each other. Because to me, you're introducing something that could be uncomfortable. Yeah.
Speaker: Isn't, ah you know, it's like a weird like... You know, the if the party or the gathering is like big enough, then I feel like it's okay. Like, whatever. You know, everyone has like a plus one or something.
Speaker: But if you're just getting together, like the ten of you, and everyone else is close, and then you're inviting this random person that you don't even hardly know, one, yes. I'm like... Put stuff away where like just in case you don't know if this person's a klepto and wants to like. yeah And i I do that. I do that at the house. Like when I know that someone's coming over that I'm not familiar with, I'm like, we should put some of this stuff away because i i don't trust shit anymore.
Speaker: At all. Listen, this is why you, A, don't have nice stuff. That's how I do it. I'm like, my house, full of garbage. Street trash. Who's going to want this? Nobody. And the second thing, don't bring anyone over. Not a single person. Unless you know their first name, last name, and have known them for at least a couple years. Otherwise, you're inviting chaos.
Speaker: Chaos into the friend group. And I thought about it. I thought like, do I do it? I've never done that. But I'm like, I'm feeling kind of crazy right now. It's a transitional period of my life. Do I want to become that person?
Speaker: And I almost did. I even brought it up in the messages. I was like, oh my God, I'm thinking, and he was so down. and that was like, both very attractive to me, like somebody that's just like down to go and meet a bunch of people.
Speaker: But then also after it didn't end up working, I'm like, They're also like very down for this. And is that a red flag? Right.
Speaker: I, you're right. I wouldn't think of it as a red flag, but it definitely could be. And I guess if it didn't work out, like even more of a reason, again, this is why I'm like, there's just too many variables.
Speaker: Would you ever bring a person you don't really know on like a long trip, like a car trip somewhere, like ah a concert that's out of town or something? Would you take them? And I've never met them.
Speaker: Literally off an app. Like, and I've only talked to them. yeah um I have done things similar to that enough that like, yes, it has always ended in a way where I was not happy about.
Speaker: Like, yeah, when you're talking to somebody and it's only on an app. you're There's so many things you're not getting through that. And I've, like, done, like, oh, like, offered to pick someone up from the airport that I've only known from, like, random and passing type of things.
Speaker: And then been like, oh, well, now I'm having this experience and I can't believe I took out, like, an hour and a half of my time with this And meet them at airport? Yeah, you know, like, I'm picking them up at the airport. You don't tell them to go to where the buses get dropped off at LAX? What?
Speaker: Actually, what I do want to talk about is the fact that when I got when I left the ah I flew back in from Vegas. Yeah. And flew to Vegas because well, I we drove Shannon and I drove to Vegas, but then she stayed longer. Got it.
Speaker: So she had to drive back. I was only there till Sunday. So I flew back and I decided to walk home. From LAX. What?
Speaker: Can you imagine how many miles that is?
Speaker: I'm sorry. What? So I decided to walk yeah from l LAX to where you live. To this location where we are right now.
Speaker: uh 30 is it not 30 miles no but um what do you mean no it's 30 miles it is a lot maybe to your house it's like 30 miles uh i fifteen left the i left um the the airport and i was like let me i this was the order of operations so i was like let me go to the Pickup zone. Like, walk there. Smoke a bunch of crack and then decide that I'm going to walk home. I know. i was I was feeling like, wow, I'm crazy. People don't do this. I called my mom because I was like, the only crazy person that would do something as crazy as this is my mother. And sure enough, when I told her she was not phased, she was like, oh, yeah, you'll probably save some money. Like, see how far you can get.
Speaker: and I, um, and I literally like, did she know where you live? Yes. Yeah. Oh yeah. But girl, when I, when she visited me one time years ago, she walked all the way from my work to the Americana, which was like also miles Okay, so this is a family disease. This is a family disease. Okay, well now that clears some stuff up for me. Because I talked to her for an hour, got through all of Culver City, across that town, and then when I got off the phone with her, I was like, yeah, I could probably let me see how far else I can go.
Speaker: and What airport were you at? Culver City is nowhere near LAX. Honey, it is once you've walked ah hour and a half.
Speaker: right. I didn't think of it that way. If you walk long enough, technically you are by Culver City. Yeah. OK. Yeah. Jesus. So yeah, i um i just kept walking further. I was like, let me. I have a little more gas in the tank, a little more. And I had nothing else to do that day.
Speaker: So before I knew it, there was a turning point where i was like, I must have shaved a lot of money off of this Uber. Let me see what it is. When you take an Uber from LAX, it is like upwards of $75.
Speaker: When I finally checked the app, it was like 20. twenty And so I was like, okay maybe I can like shave down a little more. And girl, I walked pretty much a mile away from my house. And that's when I took an Uber. And it was just because I was like, you know what?
Speaker: At that point, why would you do it? I was just like, it's already been 8.6 miles. My back is soaked. It had been two and a half hours. And Trev was like, how you doing?
Speaker: And I was like, i I've crossed my third city. Where was Trev? Here. um He doesn't drive. And he offered, I will say he offered to send a car for me. To send you a scooter. Yeah, to send a car for me. And I was like, no, it's like it's a nice day out, although I was in pants and a waffle sweatshirt.
Speaker: um And, yeah. You're a hero. poor Poor that woman that picked me up because she was probably like, what disheveled homeless person is in my car right now? I'm so impressed by you. that it ah Because, first of all, I don't know.
Speaker: there's a I didn't know there was a path to walk. Like, i you know, like that's... I mean, there's always path. took back roads? What'd you do? There's always a path. There's always a Back roads. Well, I'm not walking the highway. Well, baby, I don't know what the fuck you're doing at all.
Speaker: Tell me you're walking from the airport to your house. When you're leaving the airport, there is like a pedestrian walkway that you gets you you know, like you can walk to that lot where an Uber would pick you up. And instead of like going into it, I went around it, which brought me over a bridge.
Speaker: And then once basic yeah once you get down the bridge, you're on Sepulveda. So then I was just like walking Sepulveda up until like I hit, you know, this other road. And I just I kept getting my way to La Cienega and then was like going up La Cienega. I passed the recreational like Kenneth Hahn Park, which is huge, like all those like oil rigs.
Speaker: And I'm just urban hiking. Did you have a suitcase? No, that's the only thing. I had that that backpack. You had backpack. Which was also soaked by the time I got home. course, because you were. Yeah, it was disgusting. Walking a marathon.
Speaker: OK, for listeners, those who are listening who are not in the Los Angeles area, and I'm assuming from our analytics, most people are located in Los Angeles, San Francisco, and New York City.
Speaker: For those in the San Francisco area, that would be like walking from ah SFO to like Larchmont. And I think. And then in New York, it'd be like from JFK to downtown Manhattan.
Speaker: Like you are hero. I'm impressed. How did you feel after? tired my hip flexors were fucked for two days but I also I had it in me like the whole time I was in Vegas I was looking for gyms um the second hotel we were at the gym was uh under renovation so I was like fuck the first time ah the first place we were at the gym I kept meaning to get up at like 7 a.m to go but we kept staying up until three so then I was just a mess and like by the middle of the day
Speaker: I'm not going to the gym. I'm drinking or going to a show. So when you land there, you're like, this is how I make it back, baby. Yeah, I was like, going to sweat out all the alcohol. You're the only person I know that goes to Vegas and looks for a gym.
Speaker: It just honestly, realty, after freezing my gym membership, it's like a perk, you know, like, oh, I've spent money on a trip that involves a hotel that has a gym.
Speaker: Like, let me take out a half hour to 45 minutes to go work out a little bit, at least the stuff that I don't like have here at home I'll say this. If I ever hear that you're walking home from LAX again, you call me. Because that is, to me, unacceptable. I would have gladly picked you up. Look at our ancestors used to walk miles a day looking they had nothing else to do. Looking for food, by way. And on that Sunday, nothing else to do.
Speaker: Yeah, but it's I think they also didn't have 16 wheel trucks and cars and pedestrians and other people and guns and knives and bombs. You know, that's the other thing you didn't have. They had like the wilderness, but, you know.
Speaker: I don't know. I'm like, you know what? It is what it is. Who knows if Armageddon happens and there is no Uber. right And I got to just walk. I got to keep these legs strong. never thought about that way. If there's Armageddon, there's not going to be an Uber.
Speaker: Hell fucking yeah. I think about this even earlier today. Everyone, I've like had my garage ah spot open this whole weekend for like people to come in and out.
Speaker: Oh, okay, flex. and um and Got a lot of business this weekend? A lot of in and out action this weekend? Shit.
Speaker: I've watched every single person use their backup camera and I'm sitting there like,
Speaker: this is what This is why we're afraid of AI. We're to the point where it's like, i dont i can't, we're all relying on our backup cameras. And if Armageddon happens and suddenly we don't have cars with backup cameras, yeah everyone's going to be like, what do I do?
Speaker: oh but I think that says more about people being bad at driving. yeah That too, but we're all going to get worse if we're all using backup cameras.
Speaker: Okay, well, i i I agree. I agree. I do think that like i would ah I was hearing and watching things that were coming up that were talking about how people just like are unable to read for long periods of time. I can't read books anymore. And it made me depressed because I was like, that's my favorite thing to do is just go and sit and read. i was doing that this morning. Woke up and read book.
Speaker: I've been reading some great books, but besides that, it just, it was, aside from that. I've been reading great books. It's because, like, people are just on their phones all the time. and They don't really want information. They, like, can't really escape.
Speaker: The same thing with calculations. i was like applying to a job the other day and they were saying something about like being great at math. And I'm like, at this point, I could plug in anything I need to figure out math wise and get the answer in two seconds. I'm not. Yeah, that that's never been a complaint.
Speaker: Like that's never been a thing that it was important to me it was to know math. I'm like, I could figure this out or I could get a calculator. But reading, I was like, I'd love that. i didn't read the merchant of venice i did do those spark notes for that because i kind of want to fucking read this like anti-semitic bullshit like i'm fine i don't need this um and i don't need this i've never needed it i watched a play in edinburgh and i got the gist great stuff william great stuff great stuff um do we take a break Yeah, and then I want to talk to you about Vegas because I want to hear more about it. You did other stuff than go to the gym or look for the gym, right?
Speaker: ah Oh, yeah. Well, then. Yeah. When we're back, we're going to find out what you did in Vegas.
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Speaker: Gobble, gobble, gobble. Okay, so tell me about Vegas because you were looking for gyms. What else were you doing? You didn't go for that reason. Why were in Vegas? um So, when went to Vegas with our great ah friend, and Money, Shannon, and was super last minute, and they had tickets for the Wizard of Oz at the Sphere, and tickets to Alanis Morissette.
Speaker: That's so cool. um We did Wizard of Oz Friday night, Alanis Saturday night. Let me tell you the juxtaposition of these two events. Please. um Wizard of Oz was like so bright and beautiful and fun.
Speaker: um Definitely some critiques. Oh, say what? um And I did apply to a job ah for the sphere. So maybe this might be speaking out of turn, but...
Speaker: there definitely felt moments where I was like, oh, they they had a deadline and they were trying their hardest to like reach ah ah you know these deadlines with certain things. Because what they did, I think, and here's the deal.
Speaker: It's both very cool and... um impressive and like clearly took a ton of work. Instead of taking the film and like generating ah just a larger background to fit the sphere, like I think because that film too is very like old and probably is like 480p at its best,
Speaker: They were like cropping out the characters from the original film and kind of putting them into a completely digital world. That was like, whoa, that was like mimicking what that looked like in the film. You're telling me they wrote out the people out ah so and then put them in a different background.
Speaker: and like What the fuck? Even just to make the scenes work. because it was like they tried They trimmed down the movie. The movie's like an hour and 45. It was trimmed down about 20 to 30 minutes.
Speaker: So there were places where it's like, okay, oh the scene just moved on. like That was all we really needed, I guess, out of that scene. and like In certain parts, it's like, again, very impressive. Very like, oh my god, this is so beautiful. like When you're in Munchkinland, like...
Speaker: You know, they essentially built out Munchkinland like a lot more than what you're seeing it. So you're like, okay, this is really pretty. But then you start like looking at like certain details and you're like, this looks like AI because like certain people are look like they're, you know, they took like this background character and like copied and pasted him. Yeah.
Speaker: and mirrored the image so it was like different but like if you're just paying attention to these two munchkins they're both like doing this oh my and you're like okay they just need to like fill some space there jesus so like it's like it was a it was like a where were you sitting like i love this this is amazing and like oh okay that looks a little janky where were you sitting um pretty up high so we were getting a lot of the full effects of what was going on, but we weren't like,
Speaker: ah involved with a couple of them. Like for instance, they do a wind scene, like a big tornado scene. Have you heard about that? In the movie, yes. In real life, no. Yeah. Well, okay.
Speaker: So like for that scene, they've got these like huge wind turbines in the sphere that start blowing and they have like fake leaves and fog. Oh, God. Disney 3X. It's like, yeah, it was like Oh, jeez. So like you're sitting in these chairs, which I literally turned to Shannon and I thought I was going to fall over. The chairs are shaking. Oh, The wind is blowing. That's just not for me. I was like, I'm going fall into tornado in real time.
Speaker: um The fog, the leaves are hitting. I saved some leaves in, like, what I was wearing. Jesus. So, like, those moments you're like, oh, my God. But then, like, when they do the poppy scene and, like, they fall asleep, there's, like, a snow effect.
Speaker: But, like, the the snowblowers were, like, in, like, the center of, like, the auditorium. So, like, everyone on the lower half was getting... all the snow and we were getting like a a little dusting a dusting up top yeah wow yeah okay i because i want to go to the sphere but i don't want to do that honestly i feel like i would prefer seeing that type of thing at the sphere than a concert I want to see the Backstreet Boys fly, baby. yeah
Speaker: I want to see that because I want to see what the fuck real people are doing with a crazy background like that rather than like them altering a thing i already like. Because I went to Cosmo, whatever, and I saw that Matrix thing in it.
Speaker: Oh, OK. How was that? And it was the same thing where it was just like a big blown up movie that I've seen over 100 times. And then sometimes I'd be like, well, we're going to extend it out to fill the whole screen and we're going to create like a CGI thing here. And like one or two things were very effective and the rest was just like distracting.
Speaker: Mm hmm. So I just was like, and so you could do it with an old movie because you kind of know what happens. Like, you know, the Wizard Oz, you know, like even if things are changing or whatever, you're a little bit distracted or paying attention something else. Like you basically know the story. Imagine going to go see a new movie over there.
Speaker: You're not be able to pay attention to what the fuck is happening because you're gonna be like, what are these monkeys doing? Or what is this like weird little guy walking around? Or why is this building cracked in half? like You're not going to be paying attention to the story. So I don't want to see that.
Speaker: But I would see the Backstreet Boys fly like trapeze artists all around. Is that what's in store for the that concert? I think they're lifted like crazy and they're like off and doing crazy stuff. People talked about it like it was really good.
Speaker: Yeah, I mean, I was seeing the like little promotions for it, but it didn't give anything away. OK, so that was that was Friday night. Yeah. Okay, so what do you do Saturday night? So Saturday night was Alanis. that's different. And Alanis was a, it was like Alanis does a TED Talk with performative scenes, which again, all good.
Speaker: you know, all was entertaining and impressive, but it was so deep. Like she's taking you through like a timeline of her life. There's like a lot of lows, you know, it's a lot about like the hard edges of Hollywood and the music industry and like, ah you know, her sexual assaults and all of that. So like, she'd be like, yeah. And so I had to go.
Speaker: And like, this was why it's like a Ted talk is because she has like the microphone here like this. And she's like, Yeah, so then I was like, I have to go to therapy. And I wanted to talk to this guy. And then like a light comes on at the other side of the stage. And there's like a guy sitting like as a therapist, cast member.
Speaker: And she goes and like walks aside you know next to him. And she's like, oh. And they do this little scene. And then she's like, and yeah, it's like crazy how ironic that is.
Speaker: And then it's like, but and then goes into the song. So she basically was like, I'm unhappy with what the Broadway Jagged Little Pill did. And instead, I want to do my version of that.
Speaker: Probably because I forgot about that. Yeah. A lot of people have. It's just because it's Broadway. It's not as accessible. It's like that her concert is probably a lot more accessible than a Broadway show.
Speaker: Well, and this was a one-week Vegas resins residency. Like, it was, like, and it clearly just one week. mean, she had backup dancers. Alanis Morissette with dancers. song does she have that would require background dancers? All of them.
Speaker: They did. like It was, like, a mix between, like, jazz and lyrical. Oh, wow. Because it was, like, mm-hmm. and you know what fucking hell yeah all right i don't know that song but i'm excited about i'm you know i'm excited about a woman being able to do something it's not for me i'm not gonna pay money you paid money my friend i did not i listened to second hand took care of that and um and like i said i think between it like when we left it everyone was like this was amazing and like was like breathtaking but i could tell and i but shannon could tell too like we were all like like a little depleted in a way like her brother was kind of like you know uh a little like exhausted from it i felt like i was a little i mean like i could tell i was like irritable after like i was like i feel unsettled and i said that to her and she and i was like i think it's because of like how
Speaker: you know like dark and kind of sad yeah a lot of these scenes were in between this like you know because also yeah her music like she has like four or five maybe like jams and then a lot of the other stuff was like sad I'd say saying like when i go to a concert like that, like i i want to I don't necessarily want to be happy all the time or whatever. I want to be entertained and I do want to feel something afterwards. But I want to feel like not so much depleted as like inspired.
Speaker: maybe and it doesn't mean that the thing had to be happy and I was smiling and laughing the whole time but it just means like I like like something like a Beyonce show like I leave that feeling very inspired even though the topics are heavy and like confronting certain things like she does in her music and her visuals you're like thinking about something really hard racism and justice sexism like our government But you leave watching and feeling empowered to be like, wow, like somebody really made this beautiful thing out of this like hell situation.
Speaker: So like hearing that you left like feeling down a bit and ah and depleted. That's like, I think that's beautiful in its own way. But it may be not something I seek out.
Speaker: Yeah, I mean, well, at least with Beyonce, like 80% of that concert is it's like up. You know, whereas like, yeah I felt like with Alanis...
Speaker: like so much of her music is like kind of already like hymnal in a way with how she sings it's like folkier so yeah you're just other than like how she opened and how she ended like those are the only like real like uppers where you're like, I'm gonna dance a little. you know i think i say You know, I say that and I'm hearing you say this and I'm like, I seek out Mitski. I go and watch that and that is a bummer top to bottom.
Speaker: I mean, it's not there's not a respite in sight for that. yeah And I've seen that like four times. I saw her dancing with a beam of light one time. Sad, slow dancing with a beam of light.
Speaker: And I went, life is short and we're all gonna die. so You were inspired. was inspired. So I say that. like, I don't seek that. No, I seek it out. In fact, I'm like, please give me more. I'm going to go through more time.
Speaker: I'm just a liar. I'm just a little liar. Well, you like to be sad. I do like to be sad. Because then I get to tell people I'm sad.
Speaker: you i heard something else just now. Oh my God. There are like ghosts here. I don't think it's ghosts. I think it's something streaming.
Speaker: That is weird. Yeah.
Speaker: Okay, well.
Speaker: Anyway. What else? um So, you know, we're ah we're very thankful. um Not so thankful that, ah you know,
Speaker: our White House needs to get a new ballroom. um But ah we'll see. We'll see how much more enjoyable and needed that ballroom was.
Speaker: I don't like I don't care. Like, I don't care. i'm like, they bought all the voting machines and they're going to have troops out when we're voting. Like, that is what I care about. I don't give a shit what he does to the fucking White House.
Speaker: That thing's like a billion years old. I don't care if he wants to put a gold in toilet. Fine, fuck it. Do it. The next person will rebuild it. I don't care. I do care about the fact that they straight up bought all the voting machines and they're like sending troops out and they're going to monitor New Jersey and California.
Speaker: Like, come on. Yeah. Well, and I, I guess that's what I'm saying. It's like, it's, it's the whole ballroom thing is like symbolic of how sure he is of winning a third term, which is ah so unconstitutional, but what hasn't been, you know, it's also like,
Speaker: cut this cut this but I'm like you know seven months ago the conversation the eight months ago the conversations I was hearing around the election you know like
Speaker: hey, worth it? Like, worth not showing up? Like, worth it? Was it fun for everyone? Like, everyone's like, I'm not gonna go vote, and I'm not gonna, like, congratulations.
Speaker: Yeah. Was it worth it? Yeah. You really showed out. Like, yeah that's, like, something that's really hurtful. Like, I'm like, the only people that have hurt are marginalized groups, the same ones that you were, like, gung-ho about protecting by, like, withholding yourself from the process where you can make a difference. Like,
Speaker: Which is like, yeah yeah, you know, is an oxymoron in that way because that's that's not where that is helping, you know. but Yeah, just a misguided, like, complete lack of understanding what's going on. I mean, and like, unfortunately, I just don't think it matters anymore. I think it's done. Like, I think like that was the election to show up.
Speaker: We're not going to have that. Like, we are... It's Russia. Welcome. Welcome, guys. You're back to where I am. Like, that's just what it's going to be. I was just having that conversation yesterday of like, how much he, you know, is inspired by Putin and that yeah structure of things and, like, how just, like, scary and clear that we're moving into that kind of government and society. Yeah, and...
Speaker: What's disappointing is that there's people in my life who are just, like, unwilling to face that and still have this idea of, like, well, go if we just... And I'm like, buddy, it's not we just... We're past that. It's like, you need to get angry, and you're not angry because it's not affecting you right now yet. And, like, I could i could already tell, and I could see people are, like, coupling up in these, like, heteronormative, like, relationships, and they're, like, you know, and hiding behind this facade of, like...
Speaker: straight man straight woman white way passing or whatever and we could just we can weather the storm and i already see that because that's exactly how it was growing up like no one says anything no one say anything we all just quietly survive this and i'm like that's just what no one's getting angry that is scary um and only works for certain people so yeah it does only work for certain people
Speaker: Um, on another note too, I can't believe that, there will be a second version of the Superbowl halftime show, ah presented by a different entity because of the upset over Bad Bunny being at the Superbowl.
Speaker: You know, he already performed at the Superbowl. Right. That's what's so crazy. He's already performed. But he wasn't the top bill. Yeah, it was four people that spoke Spanish that were top billed.
Speaker: Now was just one. Be happy. it's It's three less. Yeah. Yeah. People are just like racist. He's also an American citizen. i just don't understand what the fuck.
Speaker: It's just all garbage. And it's like, why? And the worst part of it is, truly for me, i have to give a shit about the Super Bowl.
Speaker: What the fuck? Like, that's what's pissing me off the most. I now have to care about the Super Bowl. I have to get political about the Super Bowl. I have to be like, oh, God, I hope I have to watch it now to give it ratings to be like, that's my way to, like, stick it to the man. I have to watch the Super Bowl. Like, fuck off. I mean, it's the Super Bowl. Well, just watch the halftime show, you know?
Speaker: Yeah, but it's just like, I i wish that I didn't have to. Yeah, yeah. And that's what I'm mad about. I'm not really mad at anything else aside from the fact that I have to care about the Super Bowl now. Okay, well, I was going to see how many NFL teams we could name. Okay. But maybe that's not the right thing to do. I know a lot.
Speaker: Do you really? I do know a lot, yeah. Okay. You first, because I do know a lot. Oh, God. Okay, um...
Speaker: The Buccaneers. Okay. Is that one? Yes. Okay. You go. Okay. That's the only one? Well, let's see if we can go back and forth.
Speaker: The Rams. The Rams. Okay. ah The Dolphins. Miami Dolphins. ah Jets. Okay. ah The Patriots. Giants. um The 49ers. Yes. Panthers.
Speaker: Panthers. I was, I was going to say that one. Um,
Speaker: um, okay. Uh, the, um, oh, they used to be my favorite. Uh, the Steelers. Okay. Green Bay Packers. Oh, that's a good one too.
Speaker: um,
Speaker: Is it are one like the bangles? Mm-hmm. Is that one? Mm-hmm. Okay. Washington commanders. Oh, damn. I would have never gotten that one. Because they used to be a very offensive term, and then they changed it And for a year, they were like, the it was like the football team. It was like that was their name, was just Washington football team or something like that. And now they're the commanders.
Speaker: Okay. Yeah. They really struggled creatively there. They're like, oh, my God, how do we not use an offensive term for Native American? i get it. Just football team. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker: Um...
Speaker: Speaking of, ah were there were there ever the tomahawks? No, I don't think so. That wasn't a thing? That's not like a baseball team or something? No, it was like a color of a... No, it was like the Washington and then it was like... The Redskins? Yeah, the Redskins, yeah. Awful.
Speaker: I see. um Okay, I think i'm I'm struggling now. I think I've hit a point of of... Is one a bird? Ravens, yeah. The Ravens. Yeah, Ravens. Baltimore Ravens? Yes.
Speaker: yeah okay Baltimore Ravens yeah what what else do you have that's all I have i think the oh the Jets the Jets you said the Jets okay the Jets the Giants Eagles we forgot the the eagle the Eagles yes okay yeah there's gotta to be some more nope that's it there's no more there's nothing in like Colorado Oh, Tin Can Harry's. No, it's the oil rig guys. No, it's the Denver Broncos.
Speaker: Denver Broncos. Denver Broncos. Yeah, Denver Broncos. All right, good. Well, look at that. That's not bad at all. Yeah, we did a lot. Comment below if you have any others that we missed. Did we miss any?
Speaker: um we We definitely missed. So I think so. Because what? that Florida doesn't only have dolphins, right? Texas Rangers? The Texas Rangers. probably ah is that texas ranger texas oh the alabama arkansas alabama arkansas stu or not no i'm just kidding it's not a real one but i was like no way in hell um but is is it really texas rangers because isn't that just the tv show
Speaker: The Texas Ranger? Gun to head couldn't tell you. Gun to head couldn't tell you. You that TV show right from back in the day. Yeah, yeah. But I do think it's the Texas Rangers. No, Texas. The Texans? We'll see. We'll see. Uh-oh.
Speaker: Uh-oh. All right. Well, that was a pretty good run, I think. think so, too. And yeah, let us know if we missed any really important going into this football Super Bowl season, rest of the holidays. I feel like the holidays are very, like Thanksgiving to what, February is when the Super Bowl is? It's just like football. Like, I feel like it's going to lot of that. And I'm not going to be watching any of it at all.
Speaker: ah I'll be getting glimpses um and see, you know. I think, too, I don't love football as much as maybe some other sports because they're so clothed.
Speaker: Interesting. Like, I realized I was like, oh, i and they're always And they're always shooting them from, like, far. So I can't even get, like... And they have big helmets on. So I can't even get, like, a good glimpse to be like, oh, that's my favorite player. Right. Because I think he's hot.
Speaker: It's like... But you've seen their butts. You see the tight pants. That's the most important part. They're broad-shouldered. They all start looking the same. don't want to know what their face looks like. I don't give a shit what their face looks like. I want to see what that ass do. to see what the face is like. Well, that's the difference you dark room in a glory hole. That's right.
Speaker: like CVS in the airport. um Yeah, the two dichotomies of life. Dark Room. and Dark Rooms and Glory Holes. Or CVS. CVS and airport Airports. Okay, fair. yeah Okay. We're going to take a quick break and we're going to play a new favorite game. Exciting!
Speaker: There's going to be some new sound effects for this game. I've got to figure that out. um And you're going to love it. It's going to fun game. Come back. Come back, come back, come back. Woo!
Speaker: Welcome back! Welcome back, friends! Alright, today ah we have a special Thanksgiving game. It's not really Thanksgiving themed, but it's a new game. Yes. And it is called 1, 2, 3, Word Combos! Wow!
Speaker: word
Speaker: All right. so So we're going to pull a word out of this tiny hat. That I was wearing earlier if you've been paying attention. It has defied gravity this whole time. And we are going to see if we're thinking of the same word that would conjoin with that word. Okay.
Speaker: Okay. It's exciting. So for instance, if the word is coral, we would say... Reef. Yeah. um Hopefully. Yeah. um But we'll see. We'll see if we're we're on the same wavelength, brain length.
Speaker: I have not seen any of these. You have not seen any of these. I have written some of these out with the help of others to do some like practice testing to see if it it would even work. OK. So we're going to see.
Speaker: Reach in there. Oh my god. So deep. Is it tight? It's tight and deep. Yeah, your hand's big to put in that small It really is. Shrek hands. Ugh. Yeah, what's the?
Speaker: OK, my hand is smaller. OK. We'll go with that then. um OK. Let me have this. I'm wearing what appears to be fucking murder wig. I'm wearing a system.
Speaker: I'm wearing a system. Let me have this. OK, first one. OK. All right. So the first word is chris crystal. OK, and we have three seconds. OK.
Speaker: One, two, three. Light. Ball. Okay. So you said crystal light, like crystal like the powder drink. Yes. And I said crystal ball. Because you're a witch. A witch. And also, too, I really thought we were both going say ball. I really, really thought. Okay, I'll think part time. I don't think I ever thought of crystal light. I'm thinking someone wore that costume last night.
Speaker: Okay, well, that's smart. I think I would have also, ah we would have also accepted a Crystal Clear or Crystal Clean, maybe.
Speaker: Okay. Okay, anyway. Okay. um Do you have any other ones that you could think of for Crystal? Meth. Crystal Meth. Oh my God. Crystal Meth. Love that. Yeah, and I didn't say I should have. Okay. Do you want to pull the next one Yes. Okay.
Speaker: i usually Hold on. Let's do it again. Because I was holding the hat. OK. Ready? OK. Let's do it again. The next one. Yes. Ugh. Ugh. ah OK. The word is copy.
Speaker: the word is
Speaker: copy copy copy copy three two one cats yeah there we go yeah see meth was too much of a crazy thing cat makes that hat coffee cat but copy yeah that was a good one what else would copy be copy paper copy paste copy and paste yeah um Copy machine.
Speaker: Copy that. Wow. Copy that was right. That was the just made sense. That was the number one answer.
Speaker: Burning. I'm burning, burning. Okay. Next one is. Next word is. Under. One, two, three. Where? Where?
Speaker: one two three where Undercolor? Cover. Oh, was like, what the fuck is undercover? Undercover. Undercover. Undercover. And you said underwear. Underwear. all Both really good. Yeah.
Speaker: Except for mine, it just makes it into one word. Yeah, which is all part of That works? All part of it, yeah. Underwear, undercover. Undercover. Under pressure. Under the sea. Under the sea. Yeah.
Speaker: i Under the sea. Wait, under pressure? what you said? Under pressure. Under oath. and Under oath. Under oath, yeah.
Speaker: Under toe. Under toe. Ooh. Love that. That's it. There's got to be more. Okay. You're next. was tight. Okay, the next word Red.
Speaker: You picked this word? Yeah, okay. Red? Okay. Okay. the next word is
Speaker: red red red
Speaker: red r e d red red um you picked this word yeah okay red okay um okay Okay. Okay. Look me. low yes Okay. Okay. Red. Red. Red. oh Okay. Wait. Oh my God. red Okay.
Speaker: Okay. Red. Three, two, one. drum Drum. Red drum. Sorry, rum. Red rum. Red rum. Red rum. Red rum. And said red? Red light. Red light.
Speaker: Red light. I was, what was I also thinking was red panties, but I felt like that's like. Red panties. Red panties. Well, that could be any color. Yes. Red panties. Red maleil Red nails. um Red down. Red rum. Well, that's not the word. Right. Yeah, and I could only think of light. Red rum.
Speaker: Red rum. like that one. That's fun. All right.
Speaker: Child, things are gonna get easier. Okay. The word is? The word is bread. Okay. Bread.
Speaker: Bread. Bread. Okay. Three, two, one. Crumb. Crumb. okay three two one crudding Okay, but bread crumb, bread pudding. So food, food related. So we're really on, well, bread's food, so yes it was going to be that.
Speaker: Okay, bread. um
Speaker: Bread bake is not a thing. Bread Bread. Bread.
Speaker: bread Bread diet. brebo Bread bowl. Bread bowl. ah Bread bowl. God, I love a bread bowl. could go for one right now. Yeah. I had two eggs this morning.
Speaker: Ooh. Soft boiled. See, to me, oh, okay. i went Soft boiled. Yeah, I did a little call me by your name. Open that sucker up. Slept it in. Yeah. Do you like oysters? No.
Speaker: Okay. That should be a yes or no for next. Oysters? But we already know now. Yeah, we don't. We don't like them. right.
Speaker: Our next word is.
Speaker: Okay. Prime. Okay. Ready? No. Look at me. Hold on.
Speaker: Okay. I don't know, but I'm going to do it. Okay. Do you feel confident? Absolutely not. Okay. Okay. Okay. Three, two, one. Real Real estate.
Speaker: Prime real estate. Prime 8 is really good. I didn't even ever think of that. Prime real estate. That's really, that's correct. This is why. This is why. Because you're you're money oriented. You know what's up. You're very good at like finances. You're just always in a bigger, but you're like, oh, you're financially, you're smart.
Speaker: And I'm like, put me in the forest, baby. Put me in the little forest with my little monkey friends. I think I am very about the forest and monkey friends. Well, then switched. Yeah. We switched.
Speaker: Oh, no. Prime Mate is so good. i was also thinking Prime Steak. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Prime. ah Amazon account. Yeah. Prime. ah Yeah. what Prime Billing. Prime.
Speaker: Rib eye. Prime rib. Yeah. primary Prime rib. Yeah. Wow. Look at that. I love that. OK, we got two more left. Here we go. I love this.
Speaker: I love this new game. I like it too. I like the hat element. I like putting my hands into things. We just need more games with hats. Yes. like Okay. okay Okay.
Speaker: Okay. Thanksgiving. Corn. Okay. Wait, hold on. Corn. Okay. Come on.
Speaker: Look me in the eye. You know exactly what I'm talking about. the don't bat your eyelashes at me like that. It's too attractive in that little bonnet. It's really working on me. it's like this whole look with the hair.
Speaker: my God. Demure. Just coquettish. I can't. I can't. I can't. She's coquettish. Coquettish. Coquettish. Well, coquettish and coquettish, very different.
Speaker: Okay. Corn. Okay, ready? Corn. Three, two, one. Maze.
Speaker: oh ah corn corn maize is very good and corn bread is really good because we did bread i know i was kind of hoping you were just like oh bread no and i just got lost in your eyes great corn maize corn maize that's great yeah it's because i you know yeah you got lost like i got lost in the sauce shit brown eyes oh my god they're not shit brown they're not shit brown my eyes are shit brown they are not shit brown brown i asked what color my eyes what color are my eyes
Speaker: Like hazel, like a gray, green hazel. Thank you. So are yours. Yours are hazel. No, mine are way browner. Look it. get Get up. Get up in here. Hold on. Okay, I'm getting My eyes are way, my eyes are shit brown. Yours are a nice hazely.
Speaker: When people say I have brown eyes, I'm like, let me have this. I don't have a lot. Let me have this. Yeah. No, it's um we have it's more than brown. Because I have some green in there. If someone was singing Brown Eyed Girl to you, I'd be like, no, no, no.
Speaker: That's about my asshole. OK. Speaking of which.
Speaker: Stuffed. Well, the last one is stuffed. Stuffed. OK. OK. Stuffed. Stuffed.
Speaker: Stuffed.
Speaker: Okay. All right. Here we go. It's a special episode. This is yeah this based off of other recent occurrences that you had just talked about. We should be on the same. We should be on the same page. Okay.
Speaker: Three, two, Turkey. turkey
Speaker: Do we even know each other? Have we even met before? What did we get? We got one, I think. Yeah, we got one, which honestly worked. And I think that's actually quite beautiful because I think we have different ways of thinking about things and associate things, but we agree on almost everything. Yeah.
Speaker: And I like your choice. Our knowledge and ideas are expansive, you know? They are. You don't get that from these middle school kids anymore. no they're not even imagining what stuffed could go with yeah we've got options like stuffed uh let me chat gbt that hold on uh uh chat lgbt help me but if you could watch this it'd be really helpful yeah yeah we're informative um stuffed turkey yes obviously yeah because i figured you know
Speaker: And I was like stuffed animal because you were talking about the woods. Yeah. Yeah. um So, yeah. All right. Wow. That was our game called Word Combos. Working title. Okay. One more time. That was our game.
Speaker: Word Combos. All right. We got to take it twice. Yes. Got to take it Got to take it two times. Yeah. One's not enough. Twice is the best. Stuffed, stuffed, stuffed, stuffed, stuffed ass.
Speaker: Stuffed ass Imagine if that's what you had said I would have loved that I was looking and like should I Say something that was a little Should just say the thing I'm actually thinking of yeah And like be honest for once in my life Okay we got we got we gotta to Make up a song for Thanksgiving together Okay cut you got us that's This how we lead out yeah we lead all This goes out to all the lovers This goes out to all the lovers yeah This goes out to all the people yeah Celebrating being thankful Of the ones you're close to We love Thanksgiving.
Speaker: We love to eat and drink with our friends and those that are our chosen family.
Speaker: We will have them at the table in the end. Thanksgiving! Thanksgiving! It's for the ones that say thank you!
Speaker: It's for the living! So just put up your little cup that has some cranberry juice stuff and enjoy this holiday with your friends.
Speaker: From Sarah Proctor. Yeah! yeah
Speaker: Okay. Thank you all. Thank you all. Bye. Bye. Have a good holiday. I love my system.
