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Episode 026: Keanu Reeves, Missionary, Birthdays
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It’s the month of love, and your favorite hosts Anya B Hynz and Dasha are here to shower you in it — consensually and with care! On this episode we get to the bottom of what exactly missionary is, make plans about going to a leather bar to see some little fellow freaks and get to talking about immersive John Wick experiences in Vegas.
Dom and Dommer is about two friends who talk about everything under the sun and over the moon. We're not only global, we're interstellar. We're also local. Right at your backdoor. We talk about the dumb and the profound. The high and low. So strap in and strap on.
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Introduction & Hosts' Persona
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This is good. This is really good. yeah We your delirious duo Friendly neighborhood weirdos. Weirdos.
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The cross-dressers from down the hall. and Dumber. Dumb and Dumber.
Humorous Synchronization & Fashion Choices
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Wow, it beautiful what we just did. That was harmonizing. Yeah, we were synced. We're finally synced after all these years. Finally got you to have your period with me. It took years.
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Period. Period boots. Period boots. Not wearing any boots. I am wearing socks flat socks. We are here. On shaved leg too. I just fully went, all right, well.
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But you know what? We both look like we're running a some... Nonprofit....federal library. i feel like, well, you're giving, like, business slut.
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So are you. I don't think I'm giving slut. I think I'm giving, like, biker. With that lipstick? Well, we gotta give the one want. And you think you're giving biker? You don't think bikers wear lipstick?
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Wow. You are so... saying that this is giving more biker than federal library? Business It's giving business biker. Librarian. It's like I get to the library to do my business on my Harley Davidson.
Visiting WeHo & Shopping Temptations
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okay interesting chat wake it up let's see do we feel the same way i got these glasses ah in weho i went to crossroads where i walk in and they have an amazing selection of glasses which i really enjoyed they had a sweater up top that said like something in russian i was like that's cool 300 it And then they had a whole clothing rack that was split in half by Shane and Ilya, the characters from Heat and Rhymer. Yes. And I went, what poor intern at Crossroads had to sift through a bunch of clothes and be like, I think this gay would wear this. I think this gay would wear this.
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Well, it's taken over. i was notice I was also at a crossroads where I noticed that there was like a whole rack of just hockey and other sports attire. And i was like, oh, and it was it was slim. So I was like, people are coming at this.
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Of course they are. Yeah. i had to hold myself back from not buying something myself. I was like, this is yet again ah a poser move that I would do. And... I'll probably do it like a year from now when the hype is off. I'll just let you borrow mine. You could just borrow my hockey know, but you know, just in case, you know, any fluids get on it or anything. Just wash it. I don't care.
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just don't tell me about it and just wash it. Okay. And what kind of fluid? Who knows? You know? Who knows what I would get into? I would be okay with pee-pee. Blueberry eating competition. Okay, I'd be okay with blueberry eating competition. Yeah.
Messy Activities & Personal Quirks
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Pee-pee.
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okay jizzy and that's it everything else oh and spit yeah yeah everything else so i just won't like get trashed and vomit yeah you could even cry in it don't care about that i hope you cry in it you know what i mean i hope you enjoy that i would someone would cry yeah gagging for it Oh my god, yeah. Do you ever do that where you're just gagging so hard that you are crying and your nose is running? it's not It's not the thing I look for.
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i know some people really enjoy it. I'm not like, it's not the thing that I'm like, because I'm i'm like, if if that starts happening, I'm throwing up. Yeah, the moment where you're gonna throw up is, I feel like, complete game changer.
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I mean, i like wish that i mean i wish that I could train myself not to, but even doctors are like, girl, you there's something here You are very sensitive. like They try to put one of those wooden sticks in my mouth.
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I'm like like, I can't. Yeah. It's just God. It's just God telling me nothing should go. Yeah. God's like, don't worry, girl. Nothing needs to be down your throat like that. Yeah. That's why they gave me a huge tits. They're like, you don't have to use your mouth.
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Just hit them with a good tit. Yeah. Yeah. What is Two in the bush, one in the tush. I don't know what the phrase is, but when God takes something away, he gives you two tits.
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think that's a biblical phrase. And two in the bush, one in the tush. Yeah. Maybe I made that up. Maybe that's my slogan. That sounds terrible. i don't yeah I don't even really know. Two in the bush?
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One in the tush? I think you know what that means. Okay, yeah. Yeah, we know. Okay. I just was, yeah, my brain went somewhere else. It means two people are hiding in a bush.
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And um there's a dick in your ass. I guess that's that's where that goes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what? yeah Now we're talking. Now we're in Central Park. We're in the Brambles, baby.
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The brambles. The brambles. Oh, it's not like the gay crew cruising spot in Central Park. Beats me. i Yeah. Sounds like it. The brambles just sound like um like a briar patch, you know, like, oh, she got caught in the brambles. I keep realizing I'm like asking you these questions like you're like you have every answer, which is so kind of like fucked up. No, what's fucked up is that you know these answers more than I do. You're bringing up things that I'm like, oh, okay. When you were here like two weeks ago, I was like, who do you know is fucking these two actors? And you're like, why would I know? And I'm like, aren't you in the know?
Life in WeHo & Immersive Experiences
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Isn't there like a pigeon system where they're like walking around giving you all the, you're like, no, like I don't know these things. I'm like, God damn it. What is the point of you living in WeHo if you're not getting, you know,
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the mean information meanwhile i'm fully on my balcony with my little crow uh bird collar going gar um trying to call the birds to the balcony so i could feed them nuts that's the we ho i'm living i knew it yeah so i feel bad i keep asking you these questions and i keep assuming you're gonna No, I find out like everyone else. I'm like, oh, they were at High Tops doing ah ah an appearance. Yeah. Yeah. If someone was like, oh, blah, blah, blah is here at High Tops and Silver Lake. Go.
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It would take everyone 45 minutes to get there. They'd be gone by the time. Exactly. Oh, you're absolutely right. That's why people don't. Whenever I saw that Gaga was at that Starbucks in Thousand thousand Oaks or whatever, yeah I was like, you know, on a different day at a different place, like at a different time of day you could run over there. yeah i'm like, no there's no way I'm going to get there. It's going to take an hour and a half. By the time I get there, she gone. So what am I going to do?
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Buy a coffee? Buy a coffee? Damn. Did you see that she was at the Wiltern doing a little private one-two?
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I posted a comment going, get me to the Wiltern, Gaga, and nothing. Didn't get a single reach around, you know? Right. So I was in Vegas this past weekend with my family and we went to um went to a few different things. Area 15. I was also having like. What's Area 15? Area 15 is like a like a big where warehouse or group of like warehouses that have been recreated to be very like spacey. There's like activities that are like I kept saying I'm like this would be 10 out of 10 if I was on shrooms. But.
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And I'm not a kid. So like, I was like, okay. But we went to a few things, which, okay, John Wick. I've never seen those movies. Really? And we did the John Wick experience.
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Girl, I was, i had no clue what I was getting myself into. um The whole place is like a separate building that's set up like a hotel, like the Continental.
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And you're basically like making a reservation to stay at the hotel. And then you're going through these rooms. It was like part improv, part you're being taught to be this like whatever spy.
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Assassin. Assassin. Meanwhile, people are trying to now assassinate you in the building. So they're coming after you while you're like learning how to shoot a gun and like wear a tuxedo.
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And by the time they get there, girl, like we're in this one room where we had to get like scooted away by the guy who was trying to teach us how to use the guns. I almost took the gun with me. I was like, can we take these? Because I'm about to like ah fight back. Oh. I'm gonna need this I think I'm gonna need this I'm like holding with two hands like and ah the room like this room fills with with fog we're in like a vault and um all you see is like the laser light of like the the laser pointer of like some the guy's gun who's like after us got it I shit myself, ran so fast. I was like pushing people aside. didn't care. Also too, I was like, my family's going to leave me. They left me ah earlier in the scenarios. So like, ahhuh yeah, it was, it was so much. Follow-up question. So is this, like, laser tag where you're wearing something and it, like, you could feel it shoot you? No. No. um It was all, like, just acting and, like like, think an escape room on, like, steroids where there's, like, six different rooms. You get brought into this one room. You're, like, going up an elevator. And then now you have to meet with, like, the hotel owner who's, like... You guys have a bounty on your heads. This was also the other crazy thing is that I'm like giving all their shit away. um
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They also took our phones. That's why I was thinking. So you were supposed to be John Wick in this scenario. like ah Yeah. like Or like ah yeah like an assassin. One of these people. Was there like a hot actor? Yeah. Well...
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None of them were like super hot. Like there was no, ah they were all like the the teachers and the the people who were like suiting these people up.
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So none of them had to be like too hot. Like I guess like, yeah, the hotel owner was kind of hot. The people who were like helping us downstairs, they were also pretty cute. I guess they were like hiring all the hotties to work the Magic Mike shows.
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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. These felt like more like, oh, they they want to be like serious like actors slash like improv artists. Oh, man, I really ah I need to reexamine those movies. And I think you should watch them with me. I think we should watch it together. I would be down because now I do. Now I was so enticed that I was like, I got to watch. I got to see what why this is a hype.
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You know, we should have done that as a as a photo shoot. The John Wick photo shoot. Next time. That's our next thing. I bring this.
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Who's that? The Joaquin Phoenix?
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Joaquin Phoenix? Joaquin Phoenix. um He's like one of those kinds of guys.
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Like a Joaquin. Okay. I'm going to give you one more guess. No, I can't because I've used all my brain power on that. On Joaquin Phoenix?
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Okay, I'll give you a context clue. We were just talking about what movie? John Wick. Who's the lead in John Wick?
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It's like there, but not there. And I'm like. who Okay, how do I? um
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Okay, it rhymes with. Like. Raghu. Raghu?
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Okay, Raghu Knees. Does that help you? First name Raghu, last name Knees. Raghu Knees. What rhymes with... Keanu Reeves? There we go. Wow, Raghu.
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Bitch, you said it was Joaquin Phoenix. So you know what? Okay, well, you know what? Keanu, Joaquin, same family. That's definitely brothers. No, not even close. But like, you know, like the person naming their kid Joaquin is naming their other kid No, they named the other kid River. Okay, well, there So was Joaquin Phoenix, River Phoenix. Joaquin River. Isn't that beautiful?
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Yeah. And Keanu Reeves and Joaquin and River Phoenix were best friends. Wow. They were in My Own Private Idaho together playing gay lovers. Oh, my God. That's what My Own Private Idaho is about?
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We should watch that too. I need to give you an education on Keanu Reeves because this is like, I can't have you forget him. That's my man. That's my man. Girl, it's so hard to keep up with all your men. who ok I've got one man and then everybody else is my boys.
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In this outfit. I got one man and a lot of boys. Girl, yeah. Yes, you do. Yep. I'm so, so sick in the head. I need help. I need physical help.
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need help. It's okay. Yeah, it's okay. It's what makes you thrive here the city of angels. i I am thriving in the city of angels. I'm surrounded by all these beautiful gay men who are in every show ever.
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that's good. That is. Yeah. On that note, let's take a break. Okay. Okay.
00:14:23
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Ugly short men. They are all responsible for everything that's wrong in this world. Short, bald, ugly men. Ugh.
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Okay, we are back. We're back! We're back for as long as as we can. We're allowed to talk. yeah We had a really nice 15 to 30 minute conversation about the state of the world that we're spare you from considering you're probably just as clued as we are to the
Family, Politics & Event Planning
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atrocities that are going on. Tomorrow is another day.
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Speaking of being, speaking of being home and ideologies, I'm like, being home with my family is just like, over the last three years, has just been minefield of conversation and topics that we can't talk about. It's like, I'm an immigrant. I was born in Russia.
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I am Jewish. Yeah. and I'm queer so there's all these conversations that anything in the news that comes up we can't talk about it we're just sitting at a table completely silent I guess praying for Katy Perry to fucking fly to Uranus or something like anything that we could talk about that's not about any of those topics and I'm just sitting there being like I guess we have nothing to talk about so I'll bring up something silly like the HBO show and they'll be like what is it about and they have to be like oh it's just about two athletes you know
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And they're like okay, that's interesting. we could that's That's safe. And I'm like, one of them is Canadian and both of them are gay. And it's like, no! so No! Trigger! And then, yeah, so. yeah Anyway, just ah hellscape of a family situation where we can't I can't really talk about anything we so we're just forced to kind of sit in silence and look at our phones it's not much to chat about yeah that's tough that's tough when you don't have either parent that you can at least somewhat resonate with in some capacity yeah but I got friends and you know it's like yeah you just kind of have to
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Yeah, I think it took me long enough to kind of realize, like, you know what, it's like you could love them and you, you know, they're not perfect. And like through a lot of therapy, I've been able to be like, you know, you just have to rely. You just can't rely on them in the same way. And like you shouldn't feel bad about that. And like.
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you know, you just move on from it or let it, um, I don't know, affect every part of your life to where your personal relationships suffer. Um, and you could do that for 33 years and then just finally realize you don't want to do that anymore.
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yeah yeah i i From you know a less political ah angle, i have felt that same way in general with um certain things with family. where And I think I was doing it subconsciously over the years of like, oh, that's right, I i don't fight with you on this. Or I kind of let this slide or that slide.
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um And it's you know if it's a bigger topic, then... we still talk about it or we'll still create a debate, but like there were things, you know, even five years ago that would instantly set me off and like ruin my day or like have me just but bitching, you know? Um, and I, yeah, I don't always, um, even notice those things anymore. What you going to do for your birthday this year?
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Um, actually what I'm thinking of doing is just, um, I was going to say something. So say it. No, no, orgie ah no. Orgy at the crib.
00:18:04
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Yeah. In the park. Um, I'll do it in the brambles. In the brambles. In the brambles. In the briapatch. I, have you been to Kenneth Hahn park?
00:18:16
Speaker
No. Where is that? It's like down towards my way. it's a It's, I don't know what part of town that is. It's like adjacent to Culver City, I guess. um And it's like a big park. There's like trails and stuff, but there's... um open section where it's like the picnic like canopies with like little grills love and i keep saying like oh it'd be nice to like do a saturday there where you know people show up early we get a spot that has the grill and everything and then because you know how it is it's like most of these parks
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fill up saturday morning it's like everybody's quinceanera they're all you know showing up at like 8 a.m um so yeah i definitely want to make sure i'm like there as soon as it opens yes which yeah we definitely have to do another camping trip the two of us i also have badminton and everything so if people want to do a little badminton that'd be cute shirts and skins unfortunate oh okay yeah unfortunately we're gonna have to have that i guess we'll both be shirts then
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why you don't want me to be tits out on your birthday yeah actually but you can be skins yeah thanks thank you for the permission thank you
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anya finally giving daughter permission i show up full just in a the smallest tiniest g-string yeah camping supplies batman setting it up e come on does anybody want to play anybody shirts and skins anyone that's really two two in the bush one in the one at two yeah oh my god love meanwhile like the yeah the next the neighboring picnic table of the quinceanera the kids are like mommy this is what the queer agenda wanted you're like yeah stretching just like and
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you gotta stretch yeah you gotta get those also i feel like i've got um i got a lot of goose feather shuttlecocks that i would like to use so okay goose feather shuttlecocks those are the best ones they're the professional brand okay and you and like you said you have the you have the net the net i have four rackets okay yeah all right yeah so we could all play could be really fun um I would be down for that. i that That game seems chill enough for me. Yeah. And it's like super easy to set up.
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It's just yeah just stick the things in the ground, put the little a hooks down and you play. Nice. And if it's not too windy, I mean, if it's windy, it's a little tough, but then we won't play or whatever. Then we could just get a volleyball and they could just volleyball it.
00:21:07
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I freaking volleyball. I do too, but people fucking like it. Yeah. I can't. i'll I've been enjoying watching it, but um playing it is one of the worst experiences. It's painful.
00:21:21
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i also find it stupid and i don't support it. So deal with that information. Damn. Okay. But yeah, I'm excited. that That'd be a fun thing. Let's do a free birthday. i think that'd be great. And yeah i'd I'd love to help to set up. And if you need stuff, I want to lessen your um like burden of throwing your own party. So if you want someone else to put it together, happy to do that.
00:21:45
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No, no. um But it would be nice yeah if you ah like came on the earlier side just to like help set up or whatever. And maybe we can... like We'll figure out food and stuff. We can cook some things on the grill. so fun.
00:22:00
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Okay. It'd be so good. Yes. Yay. And who knows what the weather will will bring. Maybe it'll be already super hot by March. By March. Yeah. Well, it has to be hot because otherwise I'll get sick being so naked.
00:22:14
Speaker
Oh, yes. Without my shirt or bra or panties. Maybe that's the the um the theme for the party. ra No shoes, no no panties.
00:22:25
Speaker
there There definitely has to be some sort of the theme. I was going say shirts and skins. That could be a theme. I do love that. um Sexy LARPing. That could be a fun theme. um Yeah.
00:22:36
Speaker
I love a theme in the park. Oh, if we do shirts and skins, I'll get one of those shirts that has like a six pack guy on it. Yes. And nothing else. Like, I'll just wear that shirt and and like shoes. So it'd be a big, big shirt, like a muumuu, but it's just gonna have a hot dude on it. I love that. With hair.
00:22:54
Speaker
Like a bear. Definitely. For you, babe. For me. Come on. For me. oh Did you know that they're doing like a heated rivalry, like dance party type thing ah the weekend of Valentine's Day, I believe? Yeah, it's my birthday weekend. Yeah.
00:23:10
Speaker
But everyone. Yeah. I don't think I'm go to do anything. Why? Or because it's Valentine's Day. Everyone's going to be with their partner. So i I just don't want to have to plan something and then they'll leave early because they have plans. And it it's just like I don't want to have to deal with that. Usually if my birthday falls like on a weekend, it's just easier that way. But it's just not going to work out this year.
00:23:33
Speaker
oh it's okay i'll do something else i'll like probably tell people if they want to come to a bar or something they can but i'm not gonna yeah at least a little like uh yeah some sort of bar moment one one night or even the weekend after something we gotta do something The weekend after is like a bunch of my friends' birthdays. Okay, well, and and and if you're giving you're all of a bunch of friends after attention and love and birthday celebration, then there's got to be some for you, too.
00:24:05
Speaker
I don't know. i And it's got to be that weekend because you're saying the following weekend. It just my birthday just happens to be around a holiday and it's everyone who has a birthday around a holiday knows it it's just always tough. So it's all right. I'll figure something out. I think I want to go see um either like that ah gay biker movie BDSM biker movie pillion or and I already did get tickets to see Wuthering Heights. i'm going to go jerk off to that. I think at my local AMC.
00:24:34
Speaker
Lovely. Probably something like that. I did want to go to the Eagle. That's always been my like I want I i fucking am right there and I've never gone. ok Yeah.
00:24:46
Speaker
So but on one Friday night we got to go. Yeah. But i don't know if I'll be welcome. You know, it's not my space. That we've had this discussion before. you will be fine. And as unwelcome or not that space is your feeling, I will be feeling that as well. So we can go in and support each other. Okay.
00:25:05
Speaker
Because i love leather and I love leather daddies and I want them to be freaks around me because I'm a little freak.
Culture, Fashion & Community Engagement
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Speaker
And I feel like if you say that at the front door.
00:25:19
Speaker
if they will love it They will love it. I'm a little freak, and I want all of you to be little freaks around me. they will be like, get this woman a drink. this will Get this woman drink. Help. Put her in the back tire down. Get her help. No, I want to go. I want to see what it's about. And I like, you know, I feel like I don't... I haven't felt like WeHo has been really fun in terms of going out. Like, I don't feel very welcome there.
00:25:45
Speaker
I don't know. just feels very thin white crazy. And it's just like, no. And I also don't like the vibe of like... I gaze it from my but yeah it's like i don't want that. like yeah i'm not here like I don't want them to design my home and go shopping with me. That's not what this is about. so like I want to find a space where it's a little bit more like I'm going there because I'm being respectful and I'm not here to like intrude upon your space. I want to be part of a community.
00:26:15
Speaker
and i feel like that's one I like. I love leather people. I love leather people. i do. I think it's so sexy. Like, I think it's so powerful and so sexy. And so, like, that's what it's about. It's, like, sexual, but also just, like, in your face. But I don't... I like it. I think that's, like, what draws me a lot to it. I think it's, like, not safe, which I think is, like, a lot of these spaces are, like, commercial, you know, like, eee!
00:26:45
Speaker
And I'm, like, I... that There's a place and time for that. I'm here to watch... people be freaks. Yes. Like I want to go to the box in New York.
00:26:56
Speaker
I'm to see what that's about. Have you been to Folsom? Yes. Oh, okay. Never been. I was there my freshman year of college. It was the best experience of my life.
00:27:08
Speaker
Is that what awakened to you or did you already know this about yourself? I knew because I like the matrix, you know what I mean And everything they wear is like part of that. The metal, the... I've always been into that look.
00:27:23
Speaker
And then i think, like, the club scenes from that movie, I was like, I want go to club like that. And then, yeah, I think my freshman year, i went to Folsom. And then when I was in Berlin, it, like, I went, oh, my God, this exists. People do this in real life. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Did everything.
00:27:42
Speaker
And now, yeah yeah. And then there's got to be some nights at Precinct that are like that you... Do you ever... Again, i do go to the spaces, but precinct is better because it's downtown, so it's a little better. But it's still like, it's, it's you know, like me like, what is it? Like Fat Slut Night or whatever? Yeah, I love that. Like that one, I love that night.
00:28:02
Speaker
I love that night. But all the other nights, it's hard because it it is like very, it's LA, so it's very... If you go with me to a clown night there. Okay. Would, would, uh, I can go with you to like, um, like a leather night there. Okay.
00:28:18
Speaker
And we'll, we'll also do, um Eagle. Like we we'll put that in the calendar. love to do a clown night. But I've been, they've been doing more clown nights at, uh, like sexy clown kind of shit.
00:28:30
Speaker
And it has, you know, put a little glisten in my, my eye. Can we do a little craft where we do little sexy clown outfits? Yes. A craft? Like we them together? I want to make, I want to make, and this is like, I want to, I want like one of those.
00:28:48
Speaker
I want the collar. I want the hat with the little ball. Okay. Okay. Period. I want and I want and I want like I don't maybe not a dress because I don't really want to dress, but I have to figure out what to wear like as the clown outfit.
00:29:05
Speaker
But I want and I i guess I want my tit tits out. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, it could be like. short overall type situation and then with your tits out or something like that like a clowny kind of overall okay that's also where my brain was going if you're not wanting a dress i'm like i don't really want overalls i want because to me overalls
00:29:30
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and I'm going to look into this. Because that was what I was going to do. Because last year we did Medieval. That was the Burning Man theme for our camp. And I had all these, like, I had a Pinterest board of, like, all this, like, Jester. I was going to be a Jester the whole time. And I was going to do different types of Jester outfits every day. Nice. And I had all these ideas. And I never got to execute it because i didn't go. I'm like, now I really want to, I want to do a little clown situation.
00:29:54
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and I want to paint my face. Yes. But I'm going to do black lipstick so my teeth are not fucking yellow. Okay. Black lipstick, white face, and then maybe like, you know, the little like.
00:30:07
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Yeah. Yeah. Something like that. I love that. Okay. We'll do that. We got to go out one night. Okay. do clown night. i I got to keep seeing when when those clown nights are happening because they they have been more frequent. And I'm like, I want to dress up a little sexy clown outfit.
00:30:22
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It'd be fun. i want a little help. And i follow too many sexy clowns now. So I need to do something about that. I follow the one that was on Dragula. I guess I don't look at her as as a clown as much because she's also very scary looking. But that's what clown is. Yeah, but I'm looking like when I am saying sexy clown, I'm talking like oh like a cutesy kind of horny clown. So me and you, this is this is the... I finally figured it out.
00:30:50
Speaker
Sexy to you is cutesy kind of like that. Sexy to me is scary. Yes. Yes. I've known this. I have been here.
00:31:02
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Every time you think something is sexy or you're turned on, I'm like, and I would be terrified in that situation. Oh, my God. I i finally got it Yes, honey. This is why you are Dahmer. This is why in every sense of the word. forgetting that's what is. Yes, because you're like, oh, yeah, love that clown. I've been following them.
00:31:24
Speaker
The one that looks like a terrifying bird demon um who I love. But I find that sexy. I find that so sexy. Because I think to me there's nothing sexier than like, well, I guess...
00:31:37
Speaker
I don't want to like, because it sounds offensive, but there is something about like shirking away societal like beauty standard and being like actually being scary and being like going against the conventional attractiveness is what's sexy. Like it's sexy to be a little scary. It's sexy to be a little gross. It's sexy to be a little bit like edgy because that stuff scares people.
00:32:03
Speaker
I think it's like powerful to take something like that and embrace it. So like a Madonna, you know, like her being so sexual, a lot of people are like, and I'm like, no, that's powerful. It's powerful to own that. Own your sexuality. Own your scariness.
00:32:19
Speaker
Okay. Yeah. I think the only time, the only like, I wouldn't say the only, but the like alternative kind of, grungy or dirty thing that I would be into if we're looking at like the darker sides of things is um like when people are like covered in like a muck you know like Um, like I saw like a recent like Twitter account and it's like people who get like covered in like a sludge, like an oil, like sludge type of, and I was like, wait, this is like, they're naked and they're being like covered in the sludge. And I was like, okay, this is kind of hot.
00:33:01
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And like, and similarly, like people getting covered in paint or people getting covered in, Jello or whatever. I'm like, okay, this is hitting something for me. Okay.
00:33:11
Speaker
Like the messiness or like, you know, when there's like mud wrestling, like naked mud wrestling. I'm like you that. Are you sure you're not straight man? Are you sure you're not a straight man? Mud wrestling? Yeah, like mud wrestling will do it for me. huge titties.
00:33:27
Speaker
yeah yeah they're fun to watch okay they're fun to watch okay so when you watch a let her twitter music video by shakira when she's covered in oil you like that yeah yeah i'm into that okay great okay yeah i but then if someone like came up to her and then started beating her with like a flog or something that i'd be like okay like is she okay someone check check on her I think it to come up to her and start beating her or something with a flog or something. it's ah Yeah. I would still be into it. Exactly. Yeah. yeah and As long as she consented. I'd be like, help her. Someone help her. Again, i have... The only time I've ever... I mean, i
00:34:11
Speaker
It's to a point. It's to a point. Like I've enjoyed it, but the other person has to be a ah i i I want to know that the other person's enjoying it. So I have to be there when they go do this to me, or i would like this, or there's, you know, an agreement between the dom and the sub about it. Mm-hmm. I've been in a situation where I walked in the middle of someone's scene. I didn't see their interaction before. I didn't see how they started. All I saw is him open face slapping this woman. And I went, oh, I can't watch this. Like, I didn't see the beginning of this. So to me, I walked in the middle of this person just slapping the shit out of another person. It's really hard for me yeah to to watch that. But and I've seen like needle needle suspension play and stuff and stuff. and
00:34:51
Speaker
I mean, it's kind of cool to see it. but it's personally wouldn't want to do it on myself i don't want that but if someone asked for that and that was like the thing that got him off like i could try it i'm never gonna say no yeah i'm not scared of needles because of tattoos but i am scared of being like skewered Yeah, because that's what they do. They don't like tattoo. They go, here's your skin. Yes. Yeah. You know, pierce right through it like a kebab. And they do like a little, you know, they do like a almost like a um corset type of situation. Yeah. Well, that was the craziest thing I saw is when they put needles with little holes at the end into the skin and then they took a ribbon and they laced through. Oh, right. Yeah. So it just it just looked like a human zipper. yeah all down their back or whatever yeah and i was like wild i'm like shit i mean it looks if you're into that it's like the most beautiful thing you could ever see but like shibaru or whatever same thing it's like yeah i could look at that it could be like that looks really hot or you look like a christmas ham like it could be either what either or depending on how i'm feeling that day shibaru the pizza place
00:36:03
Speaker
Um, no, the Japanese art of, um, tying people up sexually with like designs, not the pizza place. And here is Shibato.
00:36:14
Speaker
That's a, that's a fun, like, like hybrid mix. Yeah. Come for the pizza. Stay for the BDSM. Stay because you're tied up. Stay because you're not leaving. Your hands are, your legs are tied to each other. And we're feeding you. Yeah. Okay. I watched someone do it in person. I was really hot.
00:36:31
Speaker
Um, being all like tied and yeah I think it was a guy getting tied up and I was like, that's kind cool. A woman tied him too. That was really, Oh, was there like just like one spotlight on them? Yeah. It was my friend's birthday and this, these were, this was a couple who everyone did like a little number.
00:36:46
Speaker
a lot of her friends did a number. So, you know, she did a performance. This is really fucking cool. And then like ah other people did it too. And that couple, that was their performance is that she like tied him up and stuff.
00:36:57
Speaker
Nice. yeah i not am i Whatever gets your freak flag flag going. Your freak fag fly. Did I say the word? It sounded like basically that. i hope I didn't say it. Also what you're saying at the door of the eagle.
00:37:16
Speaker
I'm here to let my freak foot fag fly. I point to you. And I'm like. And I button up. I'm in this outfit. And you're like, I want to be a sexy clown. Is that what you could do it? Is this sexy clown night? I love that.
00:37:31
Speaker
but um Meanwhile, they're doing like a blood ritual to somebody like tied up in all fours whatever. I would love that. love that. I know. I would love that. I would i would love that.
00:37:44
Speaker
I want to see big fucking dudes in harnesses and leather pants and thick sold boots grinding. That's all I want to see. Girl, we got to get you to the Eagles. And I want them to be like vibing. And I want the music to be like industrial Berlin style metal. Like I want that music. I've been listening to like a lot of shit to work. Like in the morning at like 8 a.m. on my way to work. I'm like, duh, duh, duh, duh. like just listening to crazy fucking music and then last night in jordan's room he has an amazing setup well crazy setup to the story also like starting that story but he like showed me his new setup in his room
Music Creation & Nightlife Strategies
00:38:23
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i'm gonna restart that
00:38:24
Speaker
Last night, Jordan showed me the his setup in his room and he has like a synth and a drum machine and all this stuff. And we were just fucking around and playing with it and stuff. And I'm like, why aren't you making like industrial like techno right now? Like I was just playing. I'm like, this is the shit. Like I want to do this. Like I want to just make synth music and just fucking. ah ah ah ah ah I want it I love music like that.
00:38:49
Speaker
Girl, you gotta you got to do it. I'm just too old. It's done. Oh my God. You can't be 33 and deciding to be a DJ. That is not a thing I'm going to do. And you know what? People are doing it. And if you were doing women if you were doing TikTok videos where you're making industrial music and you're just vibing and you're in this look, people are going to like it. People are going to start following you.
00:39:13
Speaker
Yeah, what i like, don't even want to do... I want to... I just don't... i Excuse the excuse if I wanted to, I would. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. um Anytime I hear industrial music, I think of, like, like a ratchet and, like, a screwdriver. Like... Hammer, a nail. Yeah.
00:39:34
Speaker
hammer and nail Maybe my lesbianism inside of me is calling out to it. Power tools. Maybe that's what's really getting me going. yeah I should go to Home Depot and sample some sounds. I feel like you could get off in certain aisles at Home Depot. Oh, is that a torque?
00:39:52
Speaker
Are those chains? And I can just unroll at how many inches I want. I did buy chain at Home Depot once, a really thick, heavy, like, chain for the burn. And that shit was heavy.
00:40:09
Speaker
used it as, like, a bike chain. Damn, okay. It was, like, long. Oh, no, i we used it for to secure the speakers. Someone asked for that. And they and I don't think I ended up using it. So I just had, like, oh, I don't know, 70 pounds of chain. Oh, my God.
00:40:25
Speaker
And I think I had to throw it out. like What am I going to use this for? You threw out 70 pounds of chain. It's not that much because it's a thick chain. So it's like not very long, but it's just very heavy. yeah Oh, my God. Listen, I'm not proud of myself.
00:40:38
Speaker
It's not a prideful story. I love that kind of music. I just think it's like you get lost in it It's like there's no words. You just kind of feel it. And like your body responds to that. Like it really does. Just like drum and bass. Like it's just a primitive thing. Like hearing a rhythm.
00:40:54
Speaker
and just moving to it it's that shit is like ingrained in your soul since the beginning of humanity is like drum and bass yeah yeah that's true it makes you want to move makes you want to move your feet o when i was at lo los globos for like it was like some kind of night there was a dj that played so much good music i was losing my shit dancing my little ass off There's some people dancing.
00:41:22
Speaker
There's some people being cool. A lot of people kind of milling about being boring, but it was a fun night. Yes. I um that Andy's place at Anderson Park Bar is ah really fun. And people were actually dancing and really vibing to the live music, which was so great.
00:41:40
Speaker
feels like it's expensive though it was a bit expensive um and that's probably why i wanted to stay there till one in the morning get my money's worth but the music was so good and i'm like okay if i just pre-game and have one drink there and like that's a normal night also i feel like if you just sneak in nips you know and just get like a diet a coke or whatever and just put like three nips in there of like whiskey you're right yeah Listen, i won't do that because I want to support the Eagle.
00:42:12
Speaker
i will not be doing that the Eagle. I will buy. um i mean, at the Eagle, you're going to, you know, buy a drink. It's $8 and it's going to be mainly whiskey or whatever. So it's because they get it.
00:42:24
Speaker
Yeah. It's because the girls that get to get it. And one drink will will do you right in. Oh, I cannot wait. I literally am so excited. Clown night and then Leather Daddy night. Yeah. We'll go to Leather Daddy first. Why? We could do Clown first. because that's that That's what brought us here. so We'll see. Whatever it comes up first. But we'll we'll keep on the lookout. It'll a Friday or a Saturday night. We bring the podcasting equipment with us. We're like, hi, we're live. there're They're strapping us right now. Strapping you right now. I'm i'm just witnessing. i want you to experience it.
00:42:58
Speaker
Exactly. Because if you're looking at it, you'll get scared. But if it's being done to you, you'll enjoy it. I'll like, I'm watching Dasha be lifted four feet in the air. I'm now seven feet, thousand feet above the ground.
00:43:11
Speaker
They're spinning her and slapping her with just big yeah slabs of rubber. I'm not. i'm I'm nothing on my face. i don't even like when people slap my ass. You don't like when people slap your ass? No, I'm usually like, oh.
00:43:30
Speaker
What a crazy reaction to being hit. Like, oh, that was my butt. oh You tell them that was your butt. Yeah. They didn't know. Yeah. They were like, oh, sorry, bro.
00:43:40
Speaker
How many pads are you wearing? I thought that was your hip. um Should we take a break and play play a fabulous game? Yeah, let's play fabulous game when we come back from this break. Okay.
00:43:52
Speaker
You're going to slap me my face, aren't you? Yeah. Actually, it be padded at least with this. i don't want get my makeup on your glove. Yeah, just a full schmear. I'm going to show up to my friend's house tonight with a full like starfish. Love that.
00:44:06
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Okay, bye. See you in a bit.
00:44:14
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oh
00:44:22
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um my god oh and we are oh my god we're back oh my god oh my god um we're gonna play an awesome game have we thought of a name for this game yet um Favorite thing. Favorite thing. This is very easy. It was very easy. You could play along.
00:44:42
Speaker
But first, obviously, listen to what we're saying. So we're going to call out a category and you have to right away. The first thing comes in your mind of that favorite thing. So I go like, what's your favorite at blank? And you have to just quickly say the thing.
00:44:55
Speaker
Okay. Okay. Okay. Do you want to go first? Yes. are You ready? Okay. Favorite body part? um Nipple. Okay.
00:45:08
Speaker
okay Faster. We need faster. First thing. First thing. ah Nipple. One. Which one? Left or right? Pineapple. And I was like, that's not a body part. Well, depends on where you put it. yeah so Yes. Okay. And left or right?
00:45:24
Speaker
Right. The right nip. Right nip. Because you're a righty. Righty tighty. I'm a righty. Yeah. Righty tighty. Lefty loosey. I go left Camera right or stage right? You know what mean? Yeah. Stage right. Okay. Got it. Okay.
00:45:37
Speaker
So it's the left nip. Yes. Yeah. Great. I just want. I need to know which one of these you like. ok um Okay. Okay. Favorite coin. Quarter. Nice. Thank you. Okay. I like it because um it's the biggest one.
00:45:54
Speaker
Uh, you could put it in the laundromat or into a meter. And i like collecting them. I collected them. All the 50 state ones. i have a whole map.
00:46:05
Speaker
Did you, I saw something recently that was like, um, you know, you've, you've like hit it bad when you're taking out all the quarters from your 50 states. I have to find out what that is. Cause that's definitely with my parents, but I didn't see it at my house when I was there.
00:46:19
Speaker
I got mine and I cashed it in for a good old $10 or so.
Favorite Things & Humorous Misunderstandings
00:46:24
Speaker
$10, right? Because it was 50 divided by one-fourth. Yeah, it was 50 divided by four.
00:46:30
Speaker
It's like 15 bucks. It's like 15 bucks. Okay. Work. Love that. little less, like 13. Yeah, anyway. yeah ah Favorite tree? No, I go. Oh, okay. Fucker. Okay. It's just me asking what's your favorite thing.
00:46:46
Speaker
Favorite brand. Clothing, clothing. um L.L. Bean. i don't Can I say it again? Can I say a new one? Patagonia. The ones that are suing the drag queen?
00:46:57
Speaker
Patagonia is suing them? Patagonia is suing that Patagonia drag queen. Really? for the name, yeah. Isn't that fucked up? I know. Patagonia, be on the right side history. Sponsor this person. Yeah, I thought, okay, wow. After all these years, saying. After being supposedly this really progressive brand. That is wild. I know. stop suing queens yeah i don't even own ll bean i just i'm like okay they're you know but your whole house is patagonia vibes yeah exactly it's a good brand i i agree um okay favorite tree birch birch okay that's a nice one it's the national tree of russia oh yeah i grew up with birches my grandpa planted one outside of our house
00:47:43
Speaker
Oh, wow. Okay. Favorite color? Yellow. Really? yeah Yellow. Okay. It sounds like you're hesitating. That doesn't like... Well, yellow has been like my tried and true since I was young. Okay. Yellow isn't what i I... would never pick yellow to like wear.
00:48:00
Speaker
I feel like my favorite color to wear is like green. But my favorite color when I just see color. Yellow. So you're just like getting off at the stops, the at the lights.
00:48:12
Speaker
just Just when I'm being told to slow down. Slow down. You're like, ugh. Okay, cool. ah Beautiful. Yeah. Or is it orange? What do you think? Is a yellow? It's yellow. Okay. Some of them are tinted a bit orange, but we all know, we all went to school. I don't know what school was teaching you orange, but it is red, yellow, green. Wow, you're really like calling my ass out there.
00:48:40
Speaker
Well... Maybe I didn't go to school for colors. Someone has to stop the nonsense. Thank you. And it's you. it's It'll always be me. Thank you. Yeah.
00:48:51
Speaker
um ah Oh, God, I have to have one for you now. Yeah, it's the game. Okay. Oh, I had a good one. I forgot it, too. Favorite flag. The Nicki Mina... No, no. Get it, get it, get it, get it. I'm getting it, I'm getting it. Favorite flag...
00:49:10
Speaker
I like the Japanese flag. The simplicity of the white with the circle. I really like that. Yeah. I think it's really cool. Reminds me of an asshole. Okay. We're going to cut that out. Yeah.
00:49:21
Speaker
No, that we're gonna we're going to cut that and put it right on socials. Yeah. I do like the flag. I think it's very, I like the clean design. Like the British flag, too much going on.
00:49:33
Speaker
American flag, star stripes, clashing colors. My God, you guys really just put everything in that blender. You know, my when we're in ah Vegas, my aunt looks at the Eiffel Tower and it's lit up ah red, white and blue. And she was like, isn't that a little much? Like, that's a little awkward that it's lit up red, white and blue for like America. Like that's something something's wrong with that. And I was like, the French flag is also red, white and blue. Maybe most flags are red, white, and blue. yeah The Russian, the Belarusian.
00:50:04
Speaker
We took a lot. We took a lot from other people. Well, that's why the Olympic rings are the colors that they are. okay. Because it's every single color of ah of a flag in the world. Oh.
00:50:15
Speaker
Learn something new every day. this is why we play this game. Yeah. Okay. It's true. You said favorite flag. Okay, that's okay. Okay. Favorite sex position. Um, what's the one where they're laying, um like face up and you're kind of like going into them from like an angle?
00:50:39
Speaker
Missionary. so
00:50:54
Speaker
Yeah, that new one. What's that one where you're laying down and you're going into the modern angle? Missionary. That one. There you go.
00:51:16
Speaker
Which one are you actually talking about? I that i would assume that one then. and That's not the one What's missionary then? Missionary is like them lying down, you're on top of them, and you're just going into them. Yeah. yeah That's your favorite.
00:51:38
Speaker
I can't.
00:51:42
Speaker
I'm crying. I just... um No, no, no. You don't have to explain yourself. I don't mean to. That's a great position. It's great. It's a classic for a reason. Sometimes like towards the foot of the bed so that you're getting the leverage from standing up.
00:52:01
Speaker
Got it. Okay. Okay. You know what mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't mean to. Yeah. Judge me? No, no, no. There's absolutely no judgment. favorite position is number 365 where you're thrown up and split in half and then battered ah by objects. No, that's absolutely what it is.
00:52:21
Speaker
That is so funny. No, it just... I love you so much. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. Yeah, I realize that that's probably, like, the cliche, wow, like, he only knows how to do missionary. It's a classic for a reason.
00:52:39
Speaker
Doggy style, um... i Sometimes I want to see the person. You know, I want to look at them. I want to look at their chest. Yeah. um i You don't ever need to explain yourself. I i don't mean... It's just... It was just...
00:52:53
Speaker
It was just a combination of everything and the earnestness and that's all it was. And me not knowing anything. That is missionary. I just honestly don't get it. Like, it's just is that what they do in missions?
00:53:08
Speaker
Yeah, that's what they do in missions. Okay. That's when they go to the other places and they enter other countries at an angle and then they try to spread their message. That's why it's called missionary.
00:53:20
Speaker
Okay. Yeah. Works for me. Work. That's so fucking funny. Yeah. Wow. I have to have to compose myself. Favorite kink.
00:53:34
Speaker
I don't know. Too many. Too many. Too many need to count. Wow. Favorite kink. List some so I could think about it. um uh sabaro sabaro the beats it' shaba so savaro pizza um you know uh handcuffs uh oh vlogging okay okay leather i guess maybe in general um um spitting waterboarding okay no no no we're not doing guantanamo bay role play um i would say probably like dirty talk simple okay simple effective i like it it's fun easy he peasy while we're doing missionary yeah i would like a little dirty talk okay all right like m those titties look so juicy
00:54:29
Speaker
Yeah, exactly. And then they go like this. Can't wait to take those juicy titties to Sbarro. i'm going to drip my pepperoni grease all over your sloppy titties. I want food based sexual roleplay.
00:54:46
Speaker
You got me? Great. Okay. You got me. I'll never forget watching this guy eat a sandwich and like all of the sandwiches like dripping off of him. And I was like, why is this hot? Because it is hot. could watch this. Eating food is hot.
00:55:00
Speaker
Sometimes. Not when you're watching like 600 pound life and then I'm like, I don't want to eat ever again. Sure. i watched a guy eat a carrot out of another guy's butt.
00:55:12
Speaker
Okay. Dressed as a reindeer. it was ah It was a Christmas theme. Oh. Oh. Yeah. Okay, good. Yeah. Good. The local... ah Production of... The local production of... Of Rudolph. A Christmas story. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yes. It's pretty great. I was like, oh, shit, okay.
00:55:32
Speaker
Okay. Um... Wait, now is it your turn? Okay, let's, this so will be our last ones. Oh, really? Okay, okay, okay. Oh, you want it, you just want it to. Favorite, I want to know everything about you. I want to be run through. um That's my kink, actually. That's my favorite kink, being run through. Yes. um
00:55:56
Speaker
Favorite curse word.
00:55:59
Speaker
fuck i guess even though i say freak a lot which is hilarious you say freak instead of freak freak that's cool it's very good place of you sure oh it is yes i like it um but there was judgment there and then there was agreement right away and that is why i like this because for a second you were like and then you're like wait that is exactly what that is yeah there we go yeah that's us that's us um yeah and i'm trying to think Yeah, fuck. I do like bitch and I do like cunt.
00:56:28
Speaker
Cunt is my favorite. Yes. Okay. Yeah. Love a good cunt. Yes. I have to watch where I say that because I will say that just out. Right. Out and about. I think we should be saying it more. throws people powerful word. It really throws. it's Even if I'm like, this you're looking cunt right now. ah fucking people are boring. They're like, boring excuse me? Okay. Off camera.
00:56:50
Speaker
I have a thing. This is a real thing where I want someone to fuck me and call me the F-lerk.
00:56:57
Speaker
Okay. Great. We can move on. Okay. Yeah. Um, like, you buffered like they're like, they're fucking you and they're like, you bag it.
00:57:11
Speaker
It's a real, that is all right. Yeah. Never happened. Never happened. But when it does happen, that in my purse if that ever does happen, ah Girl, yeah that ever happens. Yeah. If that ever happens, I'll explode, I think. Yeah, and I'll i'll speak to the owner. um Proudly or...
00:57:31
Speaker
I've just got without questions. Well, tell me more. would do you have questions for me? No, I've got questions for the person who's fucking you.
00:57:40
Speaker
Me too, man. we to Me too. That's so funny. I've got questions for the person of fucking you. Okay. um In this outfit. Yeah, perfect. like So I brought you here today. Because I got some questions. About how you missionary.
00:57:57
Speaker
Oh, they're not doing missionaries. I know. Yeah. They're. Yeah. Yeah. Throwing you against the wall. To the window to the wall. Till their balls hit my floor. Okay. Yeah. And then you'll gag and throw up and cry. Yeah. If only. Yeah.
00:58:14
Speaker
Okay. um Favorite department store.
00:58:23
Speaker
Which I guess could be any store, really, in this day and age. Oh, yeah. Okay, I'll say this. Abercrombie Fitch Outlet.
00:58:39
Speaker
Okay. Did not expect you to say that. Me neither. But half my clothes are from there now. So Abercrombie and Fitch. They've got amazingly tailored pants. I don't know what to say.
00:58:50
Speaker
Wow. Yeah. listen All right. I'm over there. We got end on a higher note. We got to do something more spicy. We can't do department stores and colors and shit. We got to do, you know. Okay.
Party Culture & Personal Experiences
00:59:01
Speaker
I have to think of one for you. Hold on. Okay. Okay. Okay.
00:59:15
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what to ask
00:59:19
Speaker
i don't know okay um favorite popper popper brand you're a rush girl wow okay you're rush girl right or are you a pig sweat because i'm a pig sweat girl
00:59:36
Speaker
I'm not even gonna entertain that. No, no, no. I, I, yeah. Cause it's costs half as much as rush, but it does the exact same thing. It's called pig sweat. um That's the brand. I didn't come up with it, but I'll tell you it got the job done. Yeah. It got, it got you piggy sweating. Yeah. shake Should get, should I get us some next time?
00:59:55
Speaker
And we do it on the pod. We should do some poppers on the pod. Yeah. Hey, why not? that pinkggy sweat i'll I'll bring blue boy. Perfect. oh Oh, that's nice. Okay. Okay. Um, okay.
01:00:11
Speaker
It's not a kink, I guess. That's not it. But, um, like,
01:00:19
Speaker
if If someone were to like dress up like an animal like for a furry thing, like what would be your favorite like choice? Of animal? Mm-hmm. Maybe like a raccoon.
01:00:30
Speaker
Okay. Because they trick around in the trash. Yeah. Missionary style. Yeah. Rooting and tooting in that trash. Raccoon-y looking like... Oh. Yeah.
01:00:42
Speaker
I like that. yeah You like a little robber. You like a little... Yeah, I just feel like it'll be easier to digest than some of the other choices I've seen, you know, like maybe a fox.
01:00:55
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But nothing too big, you know. Mm-hmm. You know. Sure. like that. butt i Yeah. I like it. I don't need a full Disney treatment.
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Okay. Favorite furry for you is Eric. I could like it. How you? probably like a leopard or a panther or something like that okay i like a little so the cat family probably a i've been really into snow leopards it's a really big yeah it's my russian ass is showing like a snow leopard um okay i like that i like that too uh favorite sex toy toy yeah
01:01:41
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I don't really have one. Okay. Flush jacks are fun. Okay. But that's very specific. i don't I don't think I've ever seen one in person. Well, except for my dune bucket, I guess. but The dune bucket, exactly. Looks just like it. A pocket pussy. i know. Rob didn't want to eat popcorn out of in the movie theater. He she said it was too obscene.
01:02:01
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Understandable. I'd be like, wash this out. It had popcorn in it. I hadn't jerked off into it yet. Okay. It was fine. Well... Thanks y'all. Wow.
01:02:13
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This has been ah another amazing episode of the pod a pod. A brilliant new game for you as we as we always do. Brought to you by a listener of the pod, Daniel Schwartzman, who was kind enough to suggest this as an idea. you. Yes. Favorite things.
01:02:32
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Favorite things. And we learned a lot about each other. and I'm really glad we did this. oh I'm always thinking, oh I'm really glad we did this.
01:02:44
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ah Until next time Make sure you wipe your ass Please god Unless you're Benson Boone um Then there's no helping you If you're Benson Boone Dress up like a raccoon That's what I always say Do a backflip into the bidet Please Please but ben but Benson i call him Vincent Benson Benson vincent Come on do us a favor Come on come on those she And just you know Stay safe out there.
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hey Stay safe out there. And we end every podcast on a song. This the first time we're going to do it. And the song is... Don't go tell it on the mountain.
01:03:29
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Don't... Is that a real song? That was like half of the song. Bye!