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Episode 024: Anniversaries, Porn Preferences, Shifting Dynamics
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It’s officially the 2 year anniversary of this Pod! Can you believe it? Hosts, Anya B Hynz and Dasha want to thank you all for listening, and being part of this weird little experiment. They also decided to finally get real nasty and graphic — like the title of this pod has been suggesting from the start. Listening to this month’s episode where we talk about Pirates of My Carabiner Penis, hot cocktails vs cold cocktails and try out a *new **game. The New Year is around the corner and we are standing 10 toes down on business.
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**not a game
Dom and Dommer is about two friends who talk about everything under the sun and over the moon. We're not only global, we're interstellar. We're also local. Right at your backdoor. We talk about the dumb and the profound. The high and low. So strap in and strap on.
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Transcript
Introduction and Early Podcast Reflections
00:00:16
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oops Oh, yeah. That's just the... Never mind. Say it. Say it. Say Look me dead in the eyes and say it. ah You're beautiful. That's right. matter what they say. Oh, what are they saying?
00:00:29
Speaker
They're saying this is Dom and Dommer. Incredible. That's what they're saying in the streets, or in their cars, at home, on their phones, as they go to bed. They're screaming it.
00:00:43
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Even in the rain. Yeah. Oh, up top. Shout out, Jazz. Shout out, Marco. Both ah listeners. Long time. Don't know if it's a long time, but long time listeners. Yeah. Have ah have brought up um the pod on a side chat, which is so nice.
00:01:00
Speaker
um They said, oh my God, Marco confirmed that the um fog is called Carl. Thank you. So I egg on my face. Yeah. Yeah. See, I'm not crazy. You're not. I know my shit. you i I love geography. Okay. I don't think um that has anything to do with geography.
00:01:23
Speaker
Well, you know, cultural geography. How about that? I think like trivia, like fun trivia about places. Okay, trivia. Yeah. yeah um Thank you. And on ah that note, thank you to the listeners, because it has been a long time. It's been what, two years? This is officially two years. Two years. Holy moly. Not the bicentennial, but the... Centennial. The centennial. Yeah.
00:01:47
Speaker
The, yeah, mono. Mono. Oh, mono. That's us. Yes. Yeah. Wow. I can't believe we've been doing this for two years. We stuck with it. I'm really proud of us. That's not that's not nothing to like, you know, and no sneeze at or whatever the expression is. Yeah, I think um I think at the core, we what we wanted this to be and how it has come together is exactly right and correct.
00:02:16
Speaker
Yeah, I feel like we made a commitment, a commitment to each other. and that's what yeah i like that we have been committed that's important exactly um yeah this was like a relationship commitment which yeah i love i love that that was a choice that we stuck with yeah you always and you always cheer me up i could come on with any kind of attitude and you always cheer me up so um i well i mean hey same i um also feel that way hello
00:02:47
Speaker
yes you did It's okay.
Guest Appearance and Raunchy Revelations
00:02:50
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wanna to say hi you Want to say hi? Yeah, put put the wig on. Put the hair on. Put the unit on. Where's no where' is the camera? This not a ah camera. Hi. Good morning. ah hope you're listening to Dom and Dom are feeling extra spicy today. This is Heidi in Closet reporting to you live. Enjoy the show.
00:03:13
Speaker
i love you, baby. love you i love that come in one take one take yeah one one take wonder hey wow and she was in a full 24 inches yeah yeah to the floor to the 24 inches to the floor she was on her knees ah came in on her knees yeah yeah incredible and here we are yeah happy birthday happy birthday we're two our terrible twos ah Oh, terrible twos. We're going to be raunchy and nasty for the next couple of years.
00:03:45
Speaker
That's good. Yeah. And our hormones. that's um we We honestly need to be more
Exploring Hentai and Porn Preferences
00:03:50
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of that. I want to be more raunchy, but I have not had sex in forever, so I can't be raunchy. um yeah Speaking of, yeah so I will get, I think we've already talked about this, but you mentioned it and it came up today as I was scrolling Twitter. X, I mean.
00:04:07
Speaker
um The hentai porn. When have I ever mentioned it? No, I feel like maybe I've mentioned it. I'm like, you've mentioned hentai board. I'm like, okay, roll the tape. i don't think I have. No, I feel like I probably have brought it up in over our two years. Well, here's the thing.
00:04:26
Speaker
I have watched it and I do watch it Because it makes me feel less guilty. I think I have mentioned Less guilty? Yeah, because I'm like, well, it's a cartoon and it's like a real person. It's a cartoon. What the fuck? And you feel less guilty because of that Absolutely. I'm like, I don't feel like anything that's happening to them is real. It's like not actual people being put in situations that are uncomfortable. would Chat, light this up right now. what what am i wrong i oh my god um i i just find that to be such an odd cop what do you what's making you're feeling guilty because it's real people okay if i'm watching if i'm watching pornography yeah and a woman is getting throat fucked to an inch of her life and i'm watching that i'm going oh man that oh man and i i can't help but put myself in this situation with this person and be like oh that must have hurt uh does she actually want to be there how much is she being paid is the catering good on set oh what's the pa saying to her blah blah blah blah blah versus if i'm watching a nice old cartoon about a little girl who's just getting throw fucked i'm like that's ah a person just stops drawing you know what i mean it's like it's not like i have to wonder about this person's like whole life and career the voice actor sure but it's like oh i come into a booth for three seconds and just moan a bit and like do high pitch sounds i'll be okay but like uh you know
00:05:42
Speaker
That's where I'm at. whoa Yeah. What, what, you disagree? you do You're like crying over, well you're not crying about anything. You're like, I like it. Yeah, I guess I, yeah, I don't feel the sense of guilt. The only, I guess if we're going to get into that, the only time I'm feeling like, oh, and which I don't usually watch is like stuff where it's, I think supposed to be kind of that of like, um,
00:06:09
Speaker
Rough. Like, yeah, like rough in in like a way that I'm like, is that person uncomfortable? If I start feeling like that. But normally that only comes from, yeah, like something that's like really rough going on or crazy. But um I guess I see a lot of it and just women always get that in. Because even when they're having just regular sex in porn, it's very but violent.
00:06:32
Speaker
Like it's very penetrative, but in very like rough. Yeah. Because even in normal, it's like unless I put in... sensitive porn between loving couple after a long day you know don't want to like you know it's like i don't want to spend 45 minutes fucking looking for that one video work but i put on this little hentai show and everything's okay um and when you're uh like are you talking about like any kind of animation or is there like a kind of a specific one that's going on
00:07:04
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Well, I don't like, okay, here's my other problem is that a lot of it is is fun, but then because I obviously don't speak the language, I have to get a subtitled, which is then I'm just like reading ah throughout, which is okay. I'm watching it And it's in a different language. So I'm sometimes like I'll click on something and I'll watch it and then I'll go, oh, no, I can't watch this. This is wrong. Like, oh, she's an underage person. It's like a teacher student thing or like, oh, it's brother sister shit. I'm like, I don't want to watch that. So it or mom and son. And I'm like, OK, well, once they start saying that, I'm like, well, once I read the word, you know,
00:07:42
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brother i'm like brother i'm out wow yeah yeah so that that's a toughie for me that's like the part where i started feeling really guilty because i thought i was watching something fun but then also i'm like my favorite are like school ones i like a school theme i'm a studious like that ah love a little School like like and and it's like clearly like it's like a boarding school or something. kind No, it could be just like a public school, but I like the little outfits they wear. i like a uniform and I like that they kind of do it all around the school in different places because that was the horniest time. Remember school? That was the horniest time.
00:08:18
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Oh, yes. I think about some of those moments for sure. i was definitely budding crazy about stuff like that. I do do this thing where i i go on Bing, you know, Bing, Bing, the search engine, because it allows you to pre-watch the video before you click on it. Oh, yes. Yeah. so I sometimes go on that and I go, oh, is that interesting to me?
00:08:44
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Sometimes I'll just, i'll they have those websites too where that feature is like existing and I'll just stay on that page. I'm just watching thumbnails. I don't even need to click. I'm just watching thumbnails. I'm like thumbnail, thumbnail, thumbnail. um but what's crazy what catches me all the time is the ones that are like based off of like disney movie characters like like flinn and you know milo or like tarzan and you know gaston you're telling me there are full animated pornos of these characters having sex
00:09:24
Speaker
Yeah, like um but not like full, not like a movie's worth, but like, a you know, a short video.
Group Dynamics and Media Consumption
00:09:31
Speaker
Really? Girl. Look him up. Show me something. um Well, I was going to say this because I have it literally.
00:09:37
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like Got it. I came in early. I told you I was. Look at this.
00:09:43
Speaker
It's a video. Yes. But if I click, if I click that, is that the fucking guy from Frozen? Yes. And who's the other one? Tarzan? I think that's Flynn. It looks like Tarzan. Also, that is insane. know if I click on app, it's going go back away. That dick is bigger than his forearm.
00:10:01
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um Yes. Well, that's the other thing. That's what I. You have eyelash. that It makes me think back to like the, oh, well, we can animate it. So it looks crazy and looks like this massive penis is um like hurting this person, but not really because it's animated. Yeah. um What's that one? Is okay is that that guy from If i click on this, it might go back to like my home.
00:10:23
Speaker
That's okay. Yeah. See, I hate that. Look at. Oh, my God. Chudai. Oh, at a pool party? That is wild. Is he shoving a Coke can up his butt? Probably, and that's terrible. Listen, when you're at a pool party with a bunch of your friends, what, you're not going to put a Coke can up your butt?
00:10:39
Speaker
No. For the good of the group? You know, I will say. um in college at emerson i'm sure none of these guys listen to this and um they would probably hate to hear that i'm telling this story but um there was like one night where everyone you know ah was in like someone's college college dorm and we're all just sitting there watching a video about um someone shoving like a mason jar up their ass
00:11:12
Speaker
It broke in them and didn't it? I don't know if it did. a mason jar? Yeah. I don't remember. For some reason, my memory blocks out like. Probably because it exploded. It was traumatic. The end of that. But I just remember being like, what the fuck?
00:11:27
Speaker
As a group, you decided that you wanted to watch this video. Yes. I don't know how or why got there, but there was like six or seven of us in this room. And it was just like, let's watch, I guess, crazy porn is what the theme of the moment was, which happened more than once in college. Now that I think about it, I was with a separate group of people and it was like, not like a sleep overnight because we all slept in the same suite, you know, but it was like a movie night. I guess that's what you call Yeah, that's what we call it. We call that a movie night. I'm just thinking, oh, you know, was like at night or in my pajamas. But yeah, because we lived all the same suite. But we watched like a pirate porn video and like some other weird video. The most expensive porn in the world, Pirates Caribbean.
00:12:16
Speaker
Yes. Yeah, with Kira. No, no, no, no, no. The porn remake of it. Oh, oh. It's the most expensive porn ever made. It's a Pirates of the Caribbean porno. Oh, wow. Crazy. I think it was that one then. it because everyone What's the name of it?
00:12:31
Speaker
Pirates of my carabiner penis. I don't know. Carabiner penis. i know Wow. I don't know. I don't know. awesome That's off the top of my head. I don't know. But it it probably was like they couldn't probably say Pirates the Caribbean.
00:12:44
Speaker
It's in my Caribbean. something yeah like that Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I've had i have had guy friends who I remember I came to help them with something and they and they turn on the TV and put on porn. And I went, I don't like that. And like you and they're like what is hilarious. and they we' like And I'm like, I have to be honest, like I'm uncomfortable by this because I don't want to sit with my friends and watch porn. That's just not a thing I'm into. If I want to watch porn with someone I'm going sex with and I'm not having sex with anyone here. So and they were like, OK, cool. And they turn it off. But I was like, this is weird.
00:13:19
Speaker
Yeah. That's weird. It's like weirdly trying to tell you that it's like, oh, you know, it's like being sexual without crossing a line, but it crossed a line because it's sexual.
00:13:32
Speaker
Yes. Yeah. It's like claiming innocence, but really it's like, what is this? Yeah, I guess I don't know how I am. I just thought we were being weird. You know, i don't like I. We have different we have different as we've discussed today. We have different like you're like we're watching a video of a guy shoving a mason jar up his ass. It's just a fun hang. And I'm like, don't even dare put on porn in front of me. No, here's the thing. There is. i don't know. i think it's different.
00:14:04
Speaker
I don't know what made those moments okay. Now I'm trying to think back. Because you and your buddies, and you all have penises. Sometimes it was like code co-gendered, do you know? Co-gendered, LOL. Co-gendered.
00:14:18
Speaker
get em Get them. Get
Media Portrayals and Realism
00:14:21
Speaker
them, boys. But you know what I mean. like oh Yeah, I know what you mean. You believe there's only two. In in the high school, we all got together and watched Human Centipede. Oh, Jesus Christ. Honestly, that's worse than the mason jar. That's worse than the mason jar.
00:14:36
Speaker
Shouldn't piss in people's mouths. Yeah, gross. Yeah. I don' yeah i don't really know why. i Well, OK. I think you just have more comfortable relationship with your friends. I think that I'm more prude around my friends because and not around my female friends.
00:14:55
Speaker
or female presenter friends or whatever, but around like cisgendered straight men, I'm a lot more like prudish when it comes to that because I feel like you give them any leeway and they'll you know take it as a oh, you're trying to fuck them or whatever. it's just So I'm always kind of trying to be like, we're drawing a line here. like We could be buddies, but like I even stopped like really telling them about my sex life because I was like, you don't deserve to hear that.
00:15:25
Speaker
You don't deserve to hear that. The only people that deserve to hear it are women, men, and gays. And everybody in between that's not a straight male. I was like, wait, is that everybody or not everybody? No, just I just don't want... Yeah, I don't know. i'm like, you don't deserve to hear what I do or what I'm into or whatever. It's like, Okay. Yeah.
00:15:41
Speaker
But with girls, i'm like, and then... I see. I will say i um I am not always comfortable like that. I think now looking back, ah the the common denominator is they're all it's all straight porn. Like in those moments, it was like kind of straight leaning. Whereas like when I watch anything that's remotely gay with my friend group, I think with anybody, i am like clutching my pearls like I can't handle it Sometimes not even sometimes ah like even on my own like I can't like I would read chapters of Call Me By Your Name at night like before bed bed and i I'd be like oh my god I can't read this this is like this is too much and then um but yeah with people like I can't watch those like gay Netflix films or any like when I couldn't watch with my friends why
00:16:35
Speaker
I don't know. i think i I always say and this is like probably partly true, but I always like feel like the a gay relationship in these movies are like glamorized and it's very like perfect people and like a perfect relationship except for like one thing. Like I can't come out to my parents or you know, we can't be seen together because we're on the DL. OK, whatever.
00:17:01
Speaker
um Give me something else, you know. Right. Brobag Mound does not itch that scratch. um Which I just saw a a meme today. And I haven't seen that movie actually again because probably of this reason deep down inside.
00:17:16
Speaker
But someone writes and they're doing that right after eating beans in the mountain. With no lube. with with Exactly. That was part of the, yeah. No lube, no shower. Yep, yep, yep, yep. And he just straight dicked that guy down? No way. Which then makes me think, like, maybe I do need to see this. i got a show we I can't watch that movie. It makes me too sad.
00:17:41
Speaker
But i will watch, like, I watched this movie called, like, Twinless. It's with Dylan O'Brien and he plays twins in it. And in one he's like a straight one. The other one's a gay twin and the gay twin.
00:17:56
Speaker
has like a very graphic sex scene with this other actor who's a gay a real gay person. And it I was like in the theater watching it with a bunch of people, and I did get a little like, oh my god, oh my god. They're like, this is really graphic.
00:18:12
Speaker
But I feel like I didn't feel that way when I saw Saul Byrne and the guy was like drinking cum out of a
Creative Fields and Personal Reflections
00:18:19
Speaker
bathtub. I was fine with that. OK. So there was something about it where I was like the actual act of them fucking.
00:18:27
Speaker
i keep going, oh, those actors on the day they had to do it. There's a whole crew like, you know, I i i can't kind of um remove myself away from like the filmmaking process of it versus him drinking that cum. I know that's not real cum, but also if it was real cum, it's just cum.
00:18:47
Speaker
It's just come. It's come in a tub. Whatever. i love, I cannot wait for Wuthering Heights to come out. It's the new Jacob Elordi, Margot Robbie. The trailer looked, he's going to be fucking the shit out of her, I hope.
00:19:02
Speaker
Wait, okay. On that note, wait, should we take a break and then we'll come back with. Oh, we'll come back. Yeah. What weathering. C-U-M on a B-A-C-K.
00:19:12
Speaker
oh Okay, go, go, go. Run away. Run away. away.
00:19:31
Speaker
I can be somebody's dirty a little secret. I just can't have someone have a dirty little secret about being gay and homophobic. See, and we are back. And we're back. And we're back. Maybe.
00:19:41
Speaker
Yeah. Wow. OK. um That is wild. love life is a joke. You've got to keep me updated. I will. I um i will. OK. So what I was going ask you was Wuthering Heights is is a time period piece, right?
00:20:00
Speaker
Yeah. Yeah. Time period piece. Yes. um How do you feel about time period pieces in the terms of like the sexy scale? Oh, OK.
00:20:13
Speaker
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, ok Like, Bridgerton, Bridgerton doesn't do it for me. I find that to be, like, ugh. And I just, I, all of it is, like, whatever. Pride and Prejudice, I do love Pride and Prejudice. I think it's, like, a wonderful book.
00:20:28
Speaker
Wuthering Heights, it's, like, I like it because it's the main character of Catherine is a fucking bitch. She's a bitch top to bottom, front and center, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch. And at that time, to be a bitch like that and not be a... you know, like a countess or something is kind of crazy. She was very free spirited, very wild. And I was, i was really into reading her character. Cause she was kind of bratty and like mean and stuff. And,
00:20:52
Speaker
The Heathcliff guy, he was like in the book, I think it described him as like he was like dark skinned, but they never like really told you what ethnicity was. He kept but he was named like three different things in the book. He was just like dark skinned and people are up in arms that Jacob Elordi is playing him in the movie because they're like, it should have the role should have gone to someone of color or whatever. And went, in the book, all they do is like verbally abuse this guy for having dark skin, and like horrible insults to him about him like, I don't want to watch a movie where people are just horribly racist to some guy. like i don't need that.
00:21:28
Speaker
Let them be mean to Jacob Elordi. I'd love to see people be fucking horrible to him. i want to see that little fucking six foot seven monster get his fucking ass ate. Like, I want that. That little six foot seven is wild. Oh, my God. Jacob of Lordy. I literally saw him at this, um, the Jones on 3rd down the street here. Okay. With his mom eating lunch. And these poor girls, all these poor girls were like...
00:21:52
Speaker
Fawning taking photos and I was like this guy is trying to have like a lunch with his mom and you guys are like creepily Staring and videotaping and not even saying anything like you're just being weird Anyway, and guess what you even forgot who he was Yeah, good.
00:22:08
Speaker
He should have picked you. Should have been like, all of you girls with the phone, I don't want any of you. i want you because you think about my humanity and my mom. Yeah, that's what I should have done is walked by and been like, I'm not going to say anything because I want you have time with your mom. I do think it's like fucked up. I do think it's fucked up that people treat celebrities like zoo animals sometimes. Like I do find that to be like ridiculous if they're out with their parents.
00:22:34
Speaker
I don't even care if they're out with like a cigarette I don't care. It's like let them have lunch. Well, that's the thing is I jesus I would respect it more if you either chose to walk up, say something nice and ask for a picture or just walk up, say something nice and be done with it.
00:22:52
Speaker
Then to awkwardly stand like semi circled with your cameras out and like just kind of like and then as they were getting up, some of them were like, we love you.
00:23:05
Speaker
We love you. Like it was just I was like, oh, my God. That's so tough. That's so because I would i would hate that. I would absolutely hate that, for people to be around me videotaping me.
00:23:17
Speaker
I don't even like when I'm accidentally in someone's photo background. When I was with Fish at ah at the Lady Gog concert, and she was dressed in the meat outfit, and everyone kept taking photos of her, I loved that. i i took I helped them take photos with her.
00:23:33
Speaker
I saw TikToks where I'm in it. People doing like outfits. And i'm in the background, I'm like, I don't want to be in this. I didn't say I wanted to be in this. Don't fucking put me on shit. But because I was next to somebody who was like famous and well, not famous, but you know what I mean? Like looked really good and people want to take photos. It's like I had to buy way of transference being some of those photos. I hated it.
00:23:55
Speaker
a I just don't like that. I find that to be so like.
00:24:01
Speaker
transactional i don't like that yeah I mean well no if I'm if I'm awkwardly behind and like people in a photo which I have been plenty of times with with Heidi I um I just hope I look good like I hope I don't look candidly ugly you know like like like my jawline I hope looks okay like I hope I'm not like you know just looking crazy Would you prefer people come up to you and take photos? Like you would be comfortable with if you're sitting there for people come up and want a photo.
00:24:35
Speaker
If I was famous sitting with my mom eating lunch, I would prefer either, yeah, those options of coming up, saying your piece, being done with it, moving on, or just leaving us entirely alone. But, like, the weird holding up the cameras and taking pictures. and Like, again, and even that, I would be less whatever about if they were, like, in motion, if it was kind of just, like, a a passing. Like, I've been there where I'm, like, Oh my God, is that blah blah walking on the street? And like try to get like I did that with um Jason Momoa because he was climbing at the climbing gym.
00:25:11
Speaker
And I specifically thought of like my mom and my stepdad and my ah brother and was like and I was just conveniently on an elliptical that was looking down at him. So I like got a quick like snap of like a Snapchat of him.
00:25:29
Speaker
um But the whole time I was like, i can't be. He can't see it. I don't want to like this to be seen this. I feel like already bad, like doing this. And I just think it's funny and I want to show my family. um But it was funny in that situation, which I probably told you before, is like he saw other people like down below, like kind of gawking. And so at moments he would just kind of go up to them and like pat them on the back and be like, a hey, man, whatever. Just to like simmer them all down in a way, which I thought was yeah nice. He was I mean, he was drinking a beer and in leather boots at the climbing gym. So.
00:26:08
Speaker
All right. know, so he wanted attention. A vibe was happening. He was asking for is what you're saying. Maybe. What was he wearing? Boots and a beer? Yeah. Jeans, boots and a t-shirt and a beer. climbing gym? Yeah. so he That man can do whatever he wants. Really? Seriously? ah I don't have any. I've never ever went up to a famous person asked for a photo. the the The only time was when I, at my old job, when we were working with um Carol Burnett. she was She was like an actress in this thing. And then after the day wrapped, my boss introduced me and we took a photo and she signed my book.
00:26:46
Speaker
But that's because I like went to her house and drop stuff off and
Social Media and Authenticity
00:26:49
Speaker
whatever. So there was like already a relationship. would never come up to her and ask for a photo. And then I have a photo with Noam Chomsky. Who's that?
00:26:57
Speaker
He's this like philosopher, famous oh teacher, professor. He was at Emerson. He gave a speech. And afterwards I took a photo. And guess what? He has he emails with Jeffrey Epstein. oh yeah oh my God. That just got released. I mean, they were talking about like kids development or something in it. And I was like, yikes, yikesies. So yeah, that's the two photos that I have with celebrities is Noam Chomsky and Carol Burnett.
00:27:27
Speaker
Nah, well, you know. I today watched this. I watched, I did watch a podcast. Do you know Stradio Lab? No. They're these two guys like in New York. They're like very, very funny. They have a pod. But they had this person on, Ivy Wolk, I think is her name. She's like a Gen Z comedian who's like been in Nora. She's in a bunch of stuff. But people on the internet like really either love or hate her. She's like a very polarizing character. I think she's like comedically a genius. And I watched her whole thing today, like an hour and a half interview where I was like dying. i was like this person. And then in the middle of it she goes, oh, yeah. and then I went to Emerson for a year. And like then I moved to new York. And i'm like,
00:28:06
Speaker
motherfucker all these like peyton dicks like marty like all you know hilton all these people who are like now popping off online are all like emerson are either like a year below us or yeah a couple years i mean it's crazy yeah that's funny i um I specifically think about Payton and mar Marty just from like yeah following um the years after Emerson and just like what they've been up to which is, I mean, not surprising in the least because they were kind of baddies at Emerson as well. It's just so it's just wild.
00:28:48
Speaker
It really is. It's like seeing people that perform with my friends like on SNL. I'm like, Jesus, Lord. And I try not to be like, where's my life heading?
00:28:59
Speaker
But you can't help but be like, where's my life heading? Like, what the fuck? Yeah. But, okay, at the same time, too, it's like, you know, having been with Heidi now for, like, four years and meeting a lot of people that are, you know, I'm not trying to say in the limelight, but, like, people who are, like, uh...
00:29:25
Speaker
face forward in their public careers public facing that's what I was trying to know their face forward their face full ass up face forward ass up oh in their careers of yeah like seeing those people even like random you know um someone who was in our frat ah does you know like sports on TV or whatever and then a bla guy right yes yeah And then, um you know, I follow other people that I've kind of just like have met through Instagram or whatever that are in their own line of work on like the news or they're in radio. That is it's just like if you're looking at that as like that's the make or break, you know.
00:30:07
Speaker
OK. Is what I guess is what I'm getting at is like you can sit there and say, like, where am I at? But like. And also knowing you, girl, like if you're um if you're looking to be like public facing and.
00:30:25
Speaker
Having that kind of career, that's one thing, but like, you know, there's plenty of other careers and things that you do, like writing that. It's not inherently that. That's a good point.
00:30:39
Speaker
That's a good point. Like that's never, you know, and I do this to remind myself, honestly, I'm like also speaking to myself because there are moments where I'm like, damn, I wish I like was more ah public facing or had more of a following. But then I'm like, well, I put so much work into ah like a large majority of my career is working behind the scenes and post production. And that's not, you know, something that's. I would say your Instagram is pretty public-facing. Yeah, but that's just more so me curating and and having you know something over the years.
00:31:15
Speaker
Yeah, but I also follow a lot of people, too. My ratio has kind of fallen apart in the last or two. That makes me like that. My brain hurts because of that. I'm like, whatever. I'm like, if you followed 35,000 people and then your ratio was like 1,000, that's different than what you have. Yours is pretty much different.
00:31:34
Speaker
Yeah. Even. I just think it's more impressive and like impressive to what is considered, you know, the the currency of that. They start on following everybody. I do. And I have to in moments I have to like every so often I have to go through and try to shave off like at least 100 200 people. Wow.
00:31:56
Speaker
ah Because like there's so okay, also the game of of of social media as well as like people follow and then they unfollow like they wait until
00:32:08
Speaker
they feel like maybe that they've secured you as a follower and then hopefully that you won't notice if they unfollow. Do you have an app? People that. Do you have an app that tells you who unfollows you? i used to. i used to like care about that more. And then I i got rid it because it was unhealthy. I felt like I was checking that. And I was like, and I remember I got so mad when this one person unfollowed me. And I went, why am I mad? Why am I mad?
00:32:34
Speaker
Well, what is the point of this? I'm like, I don't talk to them. They don't talk to me. Why would I need them to care about my content? And then I and then like two months ago, I went by and I got I archived all my photos except for two.
00:32:49
Speaker
That's it. And I haven't posted in like three months. And I went, enjoy. I'll still post in stories and stuff. But I'm like, people shouldn't have access to me. They shouldn't have access to my photos. I shouldn't have access to what I'm doing. Like,
00:33:01
Speaker
if you If you want to know what my life is up to hit me up. Send me a DM. Go, what's up? But i'm not going to be posting free, like, all this cool shit I'm doing. Like, I'm doing cool shit. But, like, I just don't want it to be so public anymore. i went, it's not for me anymore. Yeah.
00:33:19
Speaker
No, I mean, I get that. i Girl, I was at, for a few years, was, like, making sure I posted, like, two or three times a week.
00:33:29
Speaker
Like, it was, like, a schedule. and Yeah, but you have interesting stuff to post. Not really. i mean, looking back, i was like, oh I was just half the time I was just doing it to do it, which is very like just content creator-y in a way. But I feel like by the time TikTok really blew up, i a lot of that had kind of fallen out of my system to like keep up with that, you know.
00:33:53
Speaker
But now I'm getting like, now what I'm really not liking is like, see, I like that because I go, that is honest. Like when I would look at your grid, let's say you were doing that,
00:34:05
Speaker
I go, okay, like this is a person curating their timeline and I know they're curating and that is like an honest conversation. You're like, this is what I want you to see, right?
00:34:16
Speaker
I hate this new thing where people are like trying to act like they're not curating their fucking Instagrams by putting a a carousel of like 14 photos that are like, my salad, a sock.
00:34:28
Speaker
a hot thirst trap by boogers. And it's like, you're trying to act like you don't care by like posting all this slop is you caring? Like, why do I have to look at these fucking photos to make you look like you're cool and chill and breezy? Like it's just a random snapshot out of your life. Like that's so much more nefarious and curated than what you're doing. Like, I would rather know the person's going, I want you to see this photo. And I made the grid look nice. And I had it then, like, I go, that seems to me, like, so much more honest than this, like, I'm faux easygoing, easy breezy.
00:35:04
Speaker
I love that hot take and we have to make sure we like clip that as like a thing on its own. i love that because no you hit something this and maybe that we're going to sound old, but like you hit the nail on something that definitely feels like a generational divide where.
00:35:27
Speaker
I'm, um, I'm trying to like cling, not cling to it, but I'm trying to like catch onto it and I can't. And like an offset of that is when like, um,
00:35:39
Speaker
people will like post like intentionally blurry photos like it's you have to have seen this where like that's like a very new thing like oh it's it's blurry and like you can kind of picture what's going on or whatever and it's like it's intentionally acting like it's even less cared about because it is just a sock or like a cigarette and ah whatever Um, and I'm like, I'm trying to get onto it. And I'm like, I, I, I don't think I'm like that level of anti curation, curation of, but that's what i it It's not anti, it's curation right to such a degree with where you're trying to make doom. You're doing mental gymnastics to fake that you're like, it's so insane. It's like postmodern,
00:36:26
Speaker
Instagram. Yes, exactly. I'm like, what the fuck is this? Exactly. And i I'm like, I hate it I hate it all. I'm like, just be honest. Like, if if you want to post posts, if you want to, like, show your your, you know, blemishes and all, go for it. But don't try to fucking...
00:36:42
Speaker
Act like you're doing it when you're not. That's silly. A thirst trap, you bitch. It's just like covered up by six pictures of like a sneaker, a bush and a sunset. like I'd rather just post a thirst trap. That is so funny. And you're right. Sometimes, you know, a lot of the people i I follow or instances I've seen this, there's not necessarily a thirst trap involved, but even more funnier, the ones that are like clearly like the second photo is the thirst trap.
00:37:15
Speaker
Um, or it's like later down the line. Oh, I accidentally selected it when I was looking at 10 photos of this beach I went to and the salad I ate. Oh, is this me, my bikini in the mirror with my strap? a Fuck off.
00:37:28
Speaker
We knew you wanted to post that. Post it. I want to see the bikini photo. Yeah. I, I, I just, I'm just like tired. Like I know all of it is a facade. I know all of it is a game. I know all of it is not real and not in fake and all that shit. But I'm like trying to pretend like it's real when it's fake is when I'm like,
00:37:45
Speaker
ah um Yes. Well, I mean. Either there be fake fake or, you know. yeah A piece of this that has been around for a while is just even when it's a singular photo being posted and it's like, love these new sneakers I got. And it's like, OK, well, this is a full body shot of you. um like I can barely see the sneaker and I can see I can somewhat see see the sneaker i think it's a Nike yeah but I can definitely see what you know your nipples look like and yeah know whatever um which to each his own but yeah when you're saying look at my new sneakers and it's you know where they were doing that like politically for a while remember it was like during the first Trump administration like a lot of people would post thirst traps with like did you guys get out to vote and it's like full hole? And you're like, what is this? Like, why do I have to look at your shaved asshole to for you to let me know who's running for local office? yeah Jesus Christ. Like, what is this? We live in hell. This is hell. We are currently living in it.
00:38:53
Speaker
I was like, yeah this is psychotic. I'd rather just see hole. Just post a hole and go, it's my hole.
Halloween Experiences and Community Observations
00:38:58
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yeah I'll take it. Really cool. Don't give me an infographic. I love that. Well, you know, now I'm like kind of ah in retrospect, my like shirtless plant gay photos are very that it's it's me showcasing my plants, but I'm also showcasing whatever I feel like is sexy at the moment of myself.
00:39:22
Speaker
Yeah, I mean, I'm not going deny that maybe that's what it is, but I think it's not as bad as posting like a political message like during Black Lives Matter. Yeah. like yeah you You're doing plants sexy. It's like it's not...
00:39:38
Speaker
Like, I don't fault you for that as much as I, I'm like, you're trying to pretend like you're political and like, like that, that, I don't know. It just is all right. Yeah. Maybe I'm just like a prude piece of shit, but I'm just like, Jesus. like Well, you are in a collared sweater right now. So it's cold outside.
00:39:55
Speaker
What you want? My full tits out right now Honestly, it's cold. I had a parking spot set up for you when you arrived, literally rolled into my garage.
00:40:05
Speaker
Well, you treat me nice. Yeah. and i And I want to get some cleave out of it. Oh,
00:40:18
Speaker
oh my God. If you want cleave, I'll give you cleave. Oh, my God. Am I the dommer one? you are that Today you're the dommer. I'm just dommer. You're dommer. This is crazy. Damn. Oh, my God. Never in my life would I ever think that you wanted to see any cleave. Oh, yeah. Show me cleave. In fact, I'm like, assuming you wanted me in a turtleneck.
00:40:38
Speaker
Yeah. Yeah. Don't pay attention to the girl I'm kissing in the photo. Just give me that cleave. Okay. I think we're going to take another break and then we're going to come back potentially with a game. um We'll see you in a moment.
00:40:55
Speaker
We have gotten more sexual sexualual on this episode. you We immediately said, yeah ah we need to be more raunchy. OK, we'll be more raunchy. And then it just did not stand. I mean, we i what do we do?
00:41:09
Speaker
I guess this is the future. This is the centennial. I'm with that. This the monocentennial. I'm fine with that. I just have to actually have sex. Yeah. Yeah. Or not feel guilty about live action pornography.
00:41:25
Speaker
You're right. I have to get over that. Tonight, let's watch something together. Should we watch? Probably. But not. See? I don't like that. Except but when you're watching and Check Hunter. But other ones, you're probably getting paid.
00:41:36
Speaker
Probably is the operative here. Don't they be well on those sets? On those porno sets? Not in the videos I'm watching. It's like the lighting's not great. I'm like, it's some hotel room. I'm not feeling like this is a vibe of. sometimes maybe that it's supposed to be lo-fi, you know? Sure, sure, sure. But when I see a man's penis come out the side of someone's throat repeatedly where I go, oh, that's a hospital visit if I've ever seen one, I get a little yikesies, you know?
00:42:05
Speaker
Yeah. Well, I'm sure they're they' they get fed too after. You would make an amazing Hollywood producer. We're feeding you. and We're feeding you happy. We gave you $2.50 for this, okay? so Now get on your knees, turn around, and enjoy yourself. We only got one hour in this Holiday Inn. And we're getting both holes.
00:42:38
Speaker
I also need to um i you get one of those kabuki, not kabuki, but one of those things that like. A gua sha? A gua sha. Gua sha. to get kabuki face paint. That's your evil nemesis. Kabuki face paint? No, gua sha.
00:42:57
Speaker
a It's my evil twin, Guasha. When I drink too much, Guasha comes out. Someone at work slacked my name. They called me Tasha. I guess it autocorrected. And it was like, Tasha, open the door. And like I didn't say anything. And then like later in the day, posted something and I went, Sorry, let me go we get Tasha and see if she could take care of that. And everyone went off. It was so good. that is so good. Well, you know. That should just be a thing every day is a new f Frasha. f Frasha. Frasha. Masha.
00:43:30
Speaker
Kasha. Why the fuck want to let me fucking use this photo? I picked it like six times. I don't want people sending photo to a group. I want to send it to me.
00:43:41
Speaker
Save. Whatever. This is going to work. Go on. Hey, welcome back, fuckers. Hello. Welcome back. um Also, I need to tell you, is I didn't tell you um what happened the night of Halloween, did I?
00:43:59
Speaker
And we don't have to get into it. Wait, I want to hear what happened. um like what i got What I got to do, like my the gig that I got. What'd you do? i didn't tell you about this at all. No. OK, really quick. OK. What'd you do on Halloween, baby? So um originally ah me and like Shan and Joe, we were going to like be Pokemon people and Trev was going to go to um all stemmed from Trev and I wanting to be, I keep saying rocket power, team rocket.
00:44:31
Speaker
Ended up, Heidi was on a cruise, so we weren't going to be Team Rocket. And the group um ended up being their Pokemon, but they didn't even really, they wouldn't have picked Pokemon if it wasn't for me and Heidi doing Team Rocket. So I felt bad. Ridiculousness. And it was really just us going either out to WeHo or get a drink, but whatever.
00:44:54
Speaker
Long story short. Like the day two days before Halloween. um Joe basically linked me with somebody who was looking for like scare actors for something for Halloween. Did I tell you? I didn't know And scare actors. And so I was like, oh, shit.
00:45:13
Speaker
um Let me see if I could like get off work early so I could do the scare acting thing. Let me get the details. And i end up doing it. Yeah.
00:45:27
Speaker
It was for ah Ellen Pompeo. Do you know who that is? Yeah. Yeah. I didn't even know who that was. so oh my God. Meredith? I'm ignorant in these ways. But um what had what I was like, you know, anyway, um I go.
00:45:47
Speaker
It's like six of us. the rest of the people got ready together so they all had like a general similar similarity with their zombie looks we had to be zombies oh yes that's where that makeup came from got it with the brows got it yes so we were asked to do our own makeup and just show up to this like location that was in a gated community of course um and Got that Grey's Anatomy money. the The community there, they kind of do like a Halloween block party, we'll say.
00:46:18
Speaker
And, you know, people, certain people there get into it. And they're like, like Dax Shepard was doing a hayride and driving everyone around on the the road. This like, you know, these couple of roads that are there. Angelina Jolie is having like this house party and, you know, whatever people are going in and out of that. um And then Ellen always hires scare actors to be zombies.
00:46:46
Speaker
I show up in my Disney like Billy Hocus Pocus vibe looking zombie and then the rest of them look like the Walking Dead cast. um And we're just like perched and but kind of running around outside of her house. She's outside with her bag of ah her like thing of candy. um She's got a fog machine going. Her assistant is like waving the fog machine to keep the fog like compacted. And ah she's like basically ah like sicking us half the time being like, get you know, like, go, go get them. These are my zombies. And like we are like ah tackling cars when people are showing up for like ah another party that's happening inside. um It was crazy and wild. It was just. um Yeah. Yeah.
00:47:37
Speaker
I'm obsessed with this on so many levels because i didn't think you were a zombie from the photos that you posted. I thought you were doing Corpse Bride.
00:47:49
Speaker
Right. Johnny Depp from Corpse Bride. Exactly. And I thought it was a great look. And that's what I thought you were for Halloween. I didn't know you were a scare actor. Also insane that they did. they So like, could you have left and gone to Angelina Jolie's party?
00:48:03
Speaker
Yeah, um like someone else from the group, I think, um or like another assistant or whatever, like went to go like snoop and check in on how the party was going. But like i I wasn't trying to be weird.
00:48:20
Speaker
We were kind of trying to stick around her house and it was like down the hill. um So I was like, I'm not going to unless we all decide to go check out this party. I'm not going to just waltz over there myself. Rich people are crazy. um And then, yeah, at some point, Dax told me.
00:48:42
Speaker
ah Ellen that we were being too scary for the kids on the hayride which was also funny really yeah hilarious but yeah it was just and what did you do did you adjust I I yeah yes and no I wasn't being that scary because also too it was funny like she kept telling people like oh they're like hired actors they're professional actors and then even on someone's podcast I think it's Dax's podcast he's referring to us as player professional actors and granted the rest of them the four or five of them
00:49:16
Speaker
were like that's what they do out here like get acting gigs and like some of them are kind of like comedians or do improv like definitely more in that world and then I'm telling them oh yeah I had to get out work early I'm a post producer ah for for commercials I'm sure they were like oh and and also but why does my makeup look the way it does and I'm like well I'm also a drag queen um Wait, we got to clip this. yeah We got to clip this and then find the clip of him talking about it. That's true. We got to clip it. That's so funny. yeah well i love that. Anyway, so and then after once I left, we stayed there for like four hours. um I ended up going out to WeHo dressed as that while everyone dressed as Pokemon.
00:50:00
Speaker
So your Halloween was Dax Shepard telling you that you were too scary. And then you decided not to go to Angelina Jolie's house, but instead went to WeHo for a night out. And that's called having a bonkers ass Halloween 2025. Doing jello shots with Ellen's daughter, who's like out there trying to wrangle her friends who are getting dropped off, but we're like scaring them to death as they're trying to get out of the car. old is her daughter?
00:50:27
Speaker
Like a... ah okay we wait up with sheo joe the show She's She's she's
00:50:42
Speaker
uh elen poppy was fucking cool she seemed cool i mean she's cool she was very nice to us um the things that she was saying were so funny lots of like fun stories that she was telling us that was just cracking us up and the fact that she stayed out there the whole time i did not expect that but like you know it was very much like it is ellen with her zombies and we're here to give candy and scare you Dude, I love that people get into Halloween. Like, I love the Heidi Klum of it all. Like, I like when get really into it. Yeah. Yeah. And that's what she kept saying all night. She was like preaching it about, you know, Halloween is dying. we need to like support more things like this. And like, this is a great time. and look Halloween is dying. Yeah, she just felt like the fun of trick-or-treating and doing up your house and ah it being like a really more community experience. she Yeah, Ellen, that's because everyone's fucking poor and can't afford to, don't even have houses, bitch. Right, that and it's sad times. I could decorate my apartment.
00:51:41
Speaker
i yeah I did give out Halloween candy to my neighbor's children. They came up and they were very cute. It's the first time I've ever done that in my life.
Nostalgia and Personal Achievements
00:51:48
Speaker
it was very fun. That's the thing is like there's ah for a lot of people. Yes, you're not living in in a in a space where you're doing trick or treating like a normal. Instead, you leave a bowl out and those fuckers steal it.
00:52:00
Speaker
move Don't even get me started. i know okay I'm sorry. We would so went off. It's like three three acts now. Three acts. um You don't have yesterday knows. I have some this or that. Let's do it.
00:52:13
Speaker
OK. And hi, everyone. We're going to also play. Oh, yeah. Hi, everybody. Welcome back. I don't know if we did that, but we're going into our game now and it is going to be called this or that. Let's do one more time. And I didn't realize it. It's going to be called this or or that. Okay. I was just so enthralled by you. It's fine. I was just like, maybe we'll we'll be in sync. Who knows? It's last minute. um These, as I was writing these yes or no's, they were feeling more like this or that's. Okay.
00:52:47
Speaker
And, ah well, whatever. We don't, you know, it's whatever it's called. Before we yes get it, i do I do want to ask you, have you seen Sasha Velour's post, Thirst Trap? Yes. I told you how when I going back to like meeting people or looking at people, I didn't like say two words to her when I was backstage at the Work the World. I was so upset.
00:53:11
Speaker
Scroll through. Oh, work. Oh, my God. Okay. That is so funny. Uh-huh. What's gagging me is they are all with full face on. That's what I like. That's the thing that i it's like I love it. So funny. Okay. Full face of makeup. I'm like, i can't. I can't. It's so hot. You are so interesting, Dasha. I'm sick. Okay.
00:53:34
Speaker
um This or that. Oh, my God. i Love it. Okay. The sound effect is just farts. Wow. I love i love you. Okay. First one.
00:53:46
Speaker
Morning shower or night shower? I'm a morning shower girly. Okay. Yeah, I will do a night shower if I like had a heavy day of lots of activity, but I like a morning shower.
00:53:58
Speaker
a Heavy. day heavy flow I've had a heavy flow. Yeah. That night. shower to you um Yeah. Recently, I've been like a 4 p.m. shower. I want my work. I can't do a 4 p.m. Yes. Yeah. If I'm if yeah if i'm not out you know, luckily work lately has been me in this room. So 4 p.m. I'm like, this is when I want to freshen up. Also, too, because I'm doing the thing where I'm sleeping in as late as I can and then I basically wake up brush my teeth fix my hair you know um put on a pot of coffee and like get onto the laptop you know um okay work uh
00:54:42
Speaker
Wait, on that same note, do you have any fun scents that you're using in your ah routine? Well, right now, I guess, with everything going on, you probably are like whatever. No, my there's not my whole house is just boxes right now, so I don't really have anything. But i was thinking of you because of my new bathroom. I'm going to put a little scent diffuser. On top of my toilet. because it's gonna be my bathroom.
00:55:08
Speaker
That. Great. Oh, my God. It's going be a re-diffuser. have so many housewarming gifts I need to get these days. ah but dev I don't want any. We have no room for anything. In fact, take things from me. um No, I'll get you something that is small and is like a a one-time use kind of thing.
00:55:26
Speaker
Hey. Get me a desk from Ikea. How about that? Just kidding. Don't do it. I was like, oh, OK. That was a whole different shift. Now I'm doing now I'm putting a down payment a desk from Ikea. going to have to get like three down payments or whatever they call that.
00:55:45
Speaker
Klarna payments or whatever. Klarna. I'm going to have set of my Klarna. Wow. Sorry about that.
00:55:53
Speaker
Glazed past that. Didn't acknowledge it at all. And we'll to I am so good at at that. And not acknowledging me? Yeah, you're great it. Well, because Heidi would do the same thing. look glo Suck your dick right now. And I'll just be like, um so that trash is not taking out itself.
00:56:12
Speaker
What's so crazy is that before you you called both of us but our sex names in public. it Sex names. Our sex names. And that was hard for both of us just embarrassing us like that.
00:56:23
Speaker
um You call me top heavy and you call Heidi. Not top heavy. Oh, my God. Leather chocolate. Oh, leather chocolate. Chocolate leather. Chocolate leather. Fine heavy top or whatever. Oh, Heavy freaking top. That is crazy.
00:56:39
Speaker
And I went, letter P, baby. Walking around. Big old letter P. Yeah. I wonder what letter I am. i don't want An infinity sign. Okay.
00:56:53
Speaker
Hourglass. Yeah, what's wrong with my legs?
00:56:58
Speaker
Well, I'm sorry. if you want a shape. I'm bow-legged. Fucker. I'm saying that's your hip. Your hip, Ew, okay. Okay, I'm sorry. you're You're a box. You're a fucking you fucking box. You like that better? I want it to be like Dorito-shaped. You know, that's my that's my like what your so hope hope and dream. And you want your no legs again?
00:57:17
Speaker
You want a flat ass? A boxy shape? Okay. Yeah. um Okay. This or that. um This is not exactly that, but whatever. um Letting people in front of you in line.
00:57:32
Speaker
So this is and what I mean specifically is like at the grocery store, the bank, a cafe. And what's the that? um Not really a that, but like or or standing your ground.
00:57:49
Speaker
you okay or are you like gun violence are you cutting him yeah yeah so i have my block yeah i'm standing my ground or letting somebody in front of me in line yes i let people in front of me in line i do like in just thanks anyone anyone who asks you you're like okay fine yeah i don't care oh my god i don't care go for it If someone's like holding a baby and has like one thing, then I'm like, yeah, you can go. Like that's quick.
00:58:18
Speaker
But, and you have a baby. But, um, if if, honey, if you're there and we're doing the same thing, whether it's, you know, whatever, we're getting a coffee, we're getting groceries, we're doing transactions, we're here and you're here.
00:58:35
Speaker
um I will like i will be courteous again if it's like a short if I realize it's a short thing that's going to happen or if they're really like, oh, I'm in a really tough situation. I'll analyze that and let you know if you're in tough situation. You like to look up be like, I don't believe your story. Show me proof that you're about to go into surgery and you are going to shit your pants unless you get this coffee. Yeah, exactly. um However, at amusement park or something like that, like going into an event or whatever,
00:59:07
Speaker
Fuck no. Like that is when i am the I'm standing my fucking ground. Yeah. That pisses me off. If I'm with someone and they have that kind of attitude, I would also not let somebody in front of us.
00:59:23
Speaker
But if it's just me by myself, i don't really care. like, go for it. Fuck it. you're You're courteous. No, I just go like, they must be asking me for a reason. i guess I don't assume that they're it's a trick or something. and just I'm just assuming. it A trick. Well, yeah, I don't know. I got you. i i yeah I don't even need to be here. Because I'm like, it's not really, in I mean, I don't know. And you love tricks. I do. I hate kids.
00:59:49
Speaker
When they say, um can they cut you in line? You should say, what's your your sign? Yeah. And then and then i guess. And then they try to guess mine. and I always say yes. Yeah. oh And you're like, I tricked you, trickster. You don't even have any idea. Please, I have a baby and I just need to get pomegranates.
01:00:09
Speaker
but
01:00:13
Speaker
pomegranates man that's a bougie ass bitch a kid in one arm and pomegranates in the other shit he's a picky kid yeah he only wants the fruit of the gods she shouldn't be feeding her three month old pomegranates but she does it's okay just grow it's fine it's fine not a choking hazard whatsoever well that's like it's the size of a tooth it's like what if it eats right of a three month old baby yeah maybe she should be giving it milk She should just be giving pureed something, pureed things, which, oh, speaking
Beverage Preferences and Humor
01:00:48
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of. Yeah. ah Baby food. You eat that at all? Ever?
01:00:52
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Ever like now? or No, no, we've not. I've talked about this. As a baby, no, I have not eaten as a baby and I have not eaten it as an adult. OK, interesting. But I did eat with a knife and fork starting at two years old. Oh.
01:01:06
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Nice. Wow. They were like grow up, kid. Yeah. My parents are like, you better fucking use the i i on in your food anymore. Kind of. Yeah. Yeah. No, I feel that. I was like, Jesus. And then my grandma taught me how to eat soup correctly. she Like slurp away, slurp away. She goes, and do not.
01:01:23
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so Don't do any of that shit. OK. They were really about um manners. Yeah. No. why Yeah. I um I'm like my family's like that with eating with your mouth open.
01:01:37
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Yeah. My dad also wouldn't let me eat chicken him with my hands. He'd be like, use a knife and fork. That's okay. I'm like, what the fuck? It has a bone in it. And he's like, I don't care.
01:01:48
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And now I eat it only with my hands when I'm home. I go, eat it. I would think people from Russia would be like, I'm going to grab my chicken and eat it with my hands. No.
01:02:01
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that's Yeah. No, no, no. mean, they're, no, they're like all about, well, maybe it's because my parents are bougie. Oh, OK. Maybe that's what it was. Interesting. Yeah. Or just assholes. Who knows? Yeah.
01:02:14
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That was your this and that? That was it? so i got No, wow. OK, wow. wow We did two. ok so my third one. Uh-huh. last one, third one. Jesus. I memorized it. No, you did a great job. You did a great job.
01:02:27
Speaker
ah I'm demanding today. You really are. You're like, going to suck your dick. You're not leaving this place. You're not seeing my cleavage. Because I'm feeling insecure because you're dommer today. So I have to, you know, I'm feeling insecure. Yeah, we open it. This is what happens when we get raunchy. Literally. This is, wow. and This dynamic has shifted. Shifted. but The lights are flickering. It's scary. The walls are like breathing.
01:02:55
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It's like a little fun house haunted. Oh my God. Yeah. Where the fuck are we? um Okay, this or that. This is a this or that one. Mm-hmm. Cold cocktails versus hot cocktails.
01:03:08
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She's giving me this look like what a stupid, dumb question. Yet she shows up here completely unprepared for any sort of game. Couldn't even do anything on the spot. give you no look. I looked wistfully away to think about it because I had to genuinely think, do I look cold or hot cocktails? Jesus Christ. My wistful look to the wall opposite is not at all a judgment of this question.
01:03:35
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But now I'm judging you, you fucker. Yeah, come unprepared. I came unprepared. I came in a nice outfit with nice shoes. My hair all not done, but away from my face so you could see it. OK. Anyway, hot or cold cocktails, this or that, you said? Yeah.
01:03:49
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OK, well, oh, that's hard. that's so hard. Because I would say, like, usually a cold cocktail. but specifically probably a martini really like it or like under a negroni love that but then like if it's really cold outside a hot toddy is like everything i guess i'll go for cold because it's like more more like the options more options yeah hot it's like i guess a hot cider like a alcoholic cider would be nice
01:04:26
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yeah what about you fuck no i don't know i think cold too i um i even like the other day i was drinking a wine that i guess was supposed to be warmed up but i would before milk or before the red bull right exactly oh girl that was me last night i like finished with a milk um which i never drink normal milk anymore so when i was thank god i got like a little one because it would have fucked me up um but i was like what the fuck people drink this normally like this is I was kidding. You drank milk last night after drinking? After. No, I don't. I didn't drink alcohol, but I had like two other clearly different types of beverages, you know, through the day. Yeah. yeah Your stomach is incredible. ah No, it's not. It just goes through it. Yeah. Did you have insane diarrhea after having actual whole milk?
01:05:17
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No. um I think it was 2%. Oh, not that whole milk garbage. Oh, yeah. oh my That would have really been crazy. If I was thinking 2% was like too creamy. like It was just like so fatty and creamy. I was like, oh, my God. This is so milky and cow-y. And see, I think 2% is like perfect. And I drink whole milk like with coffee and stuff. Oh, God, no. Yeah, I don't mind. I grew up on skim, so...
01:05:41
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skim is water with like a drop of milk in it yeah that's why i feel like i'm i'm comfortable drinking like rice milk or yeah because it's almond milk because it's very watery yes um although i do indulge on like oat milk which is so nice and creamy cream you can make your own by the way hell yeah i never do it because i don't have like a bullet blender but no there's like a machine that does it it's like it looks like a like a teapot I just put water and nuts in it and it makes it. Oh, well, can you just do that with a like a little blender? No, because I think it makes it chunky.
01:06:17
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I see. Versus that one, I think it just like pressurizes the nuts. Oh, oh, it's the juice. OK. You know how it is when you pressurize the nuts to release the juice.
01:06:30
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I do.
Creative Humor and Identity Reflections
01:06:31
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Yeah. Speaking of. Yeah. You watch that Jafar.
01:06:38
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Jafar and the genie porno that you watch. No, because they have to be from different lands. Oh, they can be in the same land, of course. But that is fucked up. Jafar, I do not know if I'd want to see anything. I'm getting a mental picture picture of Jafar. When he was a yoga genie, I was into it.
01:06:55
Speaker
I don't think that. I don't i don't know. what i don't you don't You don't like men with eyeliner. you have a whole thing. Yeah. I think it's just there's something else about him that I don't care. He's gay. That's what you don't like about him. He's gay.
01:07:08
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No. ah But who would he match well with? Let's think. In the canon of Disney. Oh, fucking Gronk, or whatever the fuck his name is.
01:07:19
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From Emperor's New Groove? The New Groove? Yeah. Oh my god, that. You have to send that in somewhere. a submission. To the Bourne submission. Yeah, I gotta write a comment. Guys, quick. ah Listen, I love what you're doing here. the Sven Finn thing, I love it. Have you guys thought about Gronk and Jafar? Think about it. Think about it. Think about See if there's any variation of that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Get it out. What's that rule? It's like ah it's like an internet law that it's like rule 64 or something. if it's If it exists, there's porn of it
01:07:57
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it. It's like a rule of the internet. it was going it's like It's rule number this. It's like if it exists, there's porn of it. Oh my God. i know what you're talking about, but now I'm like, now I'm thinking six, seven. Now I'm thinking, which I still don't understand. I don't care about Yeah. I know the trick or treaters were all saying that to me. And then I would go, isnt it about boob six, seven. Isn't about boobs?
01:08:20
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what like this is it about boobs oh maybe no one supposedly it's like a no one knows it's just like a thing everybody knows all these adults act like these children they know what they're doing they also fucking hate that we know about it so they move on to the next thing it's like just let it let them have it yeah let us have our soup and soda on the side and let them have six seven yeah exactly I agree. I agree.
01:08:46
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Put your hands up. um But yeah, I wish Law of Inertia, um Murphy's Law. I'm trying to think what what what that rule now you're just talking about physics. I'm sorry. i was ah You're being smart and I'm talking stupid. I had a major, and not not a major in physics, but I got the award. You had a major you you majored in physics? No. um No, I just, when I graduated high school, I got i got the the physics award.
01:09:15
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I was in advanced physics. The physics award? Yes. Of the school or the county? Of the school. Everyone got an award. award. I got like the science award, but it was in physics.
01:09:27
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Because I was like that physics girl. Which I wasn't that great with, but they loved me. They loved me. They really loved me. And gave it right back to them. What kind of what kind of um award was it? Was it like a trophy? Yeah.
01:09:41
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No, a medal. i got um I got like several medals at graduation. And it was just like those medals that you get where it's like you are the the best for this specific thing. So I had like a medal for like I was like the the top of the shop or whatever. I got like my shop award.
01:10:01
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Top of the shop? You know what I mean? Like, I don't know. I got awarded being like shop person. No, i don't know because i didn't get any awards in high school. So don't you i Yeah, shit like that.
01:10:14
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I did get to sit on stage. You got to sit on stage? We graduated the Beacon Theater. that was our That's where we graduated. And we got to sit on the stage because like so like a group of students got to sit where they were, like the the I guess, because I was the captain of...
01:10:31
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I was the vice president of debate. I got to sit up on stage. And I think Thomas also got to sit up on stage with me. And that was cool because i i Googled the Beacon Theater and I was like, Queen performed here on the stage. So I was like, I'm standing on the stage that Freddie Mercury performed on. And that was very cool. But I didn't get any award or anything.
01:10:52
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kind of still cool though yeah that was cool but i mean emerson i didn't get cum laude or whatever no you got you came loudly came loudly that's what my aunt would say cool aunt cool on Yeah, she is. I mean, she's she's that aunt that would say that. And I am that aunt that would say it. Even though I have no sisters or but brothers or nephews or nieces or nieces. You just are that aunt. I just am. I've got aunt energy.
01:11:18
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100%. I'm that kooky aunt and I go, wear a condom. Wear a condom. I wear kooky sweaters and shirts. This is an Abercrombie sweater. You're just jealous because it's so high quality. Fucking piece of shit.
01:11:36
Speaker
On that note, what a blessed two years it has Oh, it has been a blessed two years. I'm so proud of you. You're one of my favorite people in the whole world. I wouldn't want to do it with anybody else. You're the absolute tits.
01:11:47
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Even though you will never see mine. Yeah. Because I won't let you. And I never wear them. I never wear tits. You don't.
Podcast Success and Future Plans
01:11:54
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But we are the bees knees. We are. And but looking forward to Hopefully another year Yeah um And then we'll reassess we'll be good then Yeah then we'll reassess We'll be coming ah back to you every month um Just the way you like us We'll be coming down the mountain when we come. Every month. We'll be coming down the mountain when we come. Every month. We'll record a little podcast. We'll record a little podcast. And we'll do a little photo shooting That's Bye.