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PGW 37: Boys Chat Holiday Edition
4 Plays9 months ago
Happy holidays, the boys are back and we will be back to our regular scheduling soon.
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Humor and Technical Mishaps
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You guys like movies?
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Yeah, I like movies.
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I watch movies.
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You guys like sending the Zoom meeting leading?
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Fuck, I messed up my fucking joke.
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Red, you're off the hook this time because I fucking stumbled over my joke.
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That was the quickest all four of us have ever gotten on a call.
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I'll say that.
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We were all locked and loaded and ready to go.
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Because, you know, to save my own joke, Red was six minutes late to his own podcast.
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It's very rare that I'm late.
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Yeah, we can't
Zoom Link Efficiency
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start without you.
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Yeah, I'm usually the one that's here last because I have to... Red sends the Zoom link into our group chat on my phone, but I have to type all that shit in manually into my... Because I'm not recording on a Mac, so I can't have my iMessage pulled up.
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Just copy and paste it to your email.
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That's what I do with Andy.
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I just hold my thumb on the link and then click share, and I click on my Gmail app.
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You guys are fucking so smart.
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So smart.
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We got geek squad over here.
Rap Battle Hypotheticals
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What is this?
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The fucking genius bar?
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Speaking of bars, I have a question for y'all.
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Bars!
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Just in a head-to-head rap battle, who do y'all think wins between Apple D.F.
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and Taboo of the Black Eyed Peas?
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That's a great question.
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Trick question.
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Will.
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I am from the top rope.
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Yeah.
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Will.
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I am would come in on the third verse.
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But he was like, actually a good rapper.
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Like, will I am?
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Yeah, that's true.
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Bar for bar.
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Give me it's for bar for bar.
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Fate of the universe on the line.
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The aliens have the death ray pointed at us.
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Give me Apple D app.
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Let's go.
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Here's my thought experiment hypothetical question.
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Same format.
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Who would win in a rap battle?
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But it's Spider-Man from Spider-Man 3, the black Spider-Man, Tobin McGuire versus Tom Hardy Venom.
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Venom.
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Oh, it's got to be Tom Hardy.
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I think Toby.
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I think also I think Tom actually has bars.
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Like, have you ever listened to Tom's music?
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Okay, no, but I'm not saying Tom Haley.
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I'm saying Eddie Brock.
Controversial Behavior in Media
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I'm saying Peter Parker versus Eddie Brock.
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Eddie Brock is a writer.
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He's a literary man.
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I think he'd have bars.
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Yeah, but he's like one of those San Francisco libs.
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Okay, yeah, but that's like saying... No, no, I'm agreeing with you in that I think if we are comparing not the men themselves, but the characters of Spider-Man 3 Peter Parker versus Venom's Eddie Brock...
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Spider-Man 3 Peter Parker's a fucking dunce.
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He's a fucking loser.
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The kid grew up in New York.
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You kind of have to be a little... If you're too smart in a rap battle, you'll just sound annoying.
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Spider-Man 3 is a New York kid with a dark side.
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Eddie Brock would come in with...
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like a lyric like, my intelligence is malevolent.
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Let me put it this way.
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Eddie Brock, despite the fact that he is supposed to be from San Francisco, does not know who E-40 is.
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And I think that tells you all that you need to know about that guy.
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Yeah, that's a good point.
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Yeah.
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Oh, speaking of Spider-Man, are we about to get a delay on the Spider-Verse movies because Shameik Moore can't get laid?
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Shamit Moore cannot stop making women uncomfortable.
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Oh, I don't know anything about this.
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Also, I just have to quick, quick side comment.
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I keep staring at myself because I look like Luigi in this fucking hat.
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Luigi Mario or Luigi Mangione?
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Maybe half and half.
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I mean, if I look like Luigi Mangione, I'd be out getting pussy right now.
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I was about to say.
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Those curls?
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Come on.
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All the pictures of him leading him through New York, like fucking perp walk style.
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Like a bathroom villain?
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Yeah.
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He looks like fucking Superman when the police are leading him into the courtroom.
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I don't know anything about the Shameek Moore Please tell me I'll try to do the briefest version possible Shameek Moore This originally started with the first Spider-Verse movie Which Spider-Gwen is voiced by Hailee Steinfeld Yep
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who is now currently engaged to Josh Allen, who I sincerely hope brings the Buffalo Bills a Super Bowl.
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With a muse like Haley Steinfeld to fight for, I think he can bring it home.
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A very handsome couple.
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I fucking love Josh Allen.
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So...
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before Haley Steinfeld and Josh Allen were even dating, Shamik Moore would make these comments on the press tour of like, you know, we've seen in all these different iterations of Spider-Man, Spider-Man always falls in love with Gwen or MJ.
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He brought up
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toby and kiki dunst he brought up andrew garfield nema stone he um tom hall brought up tom holland and zendaya thank you and uh and hailey steinfeld was just always very uncomfortable like uh this is weird yada yada yada i don't really like this and shameek more is just like too online with all this stuff too like yeah
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tweeting about like you never know what could happen well he's just going full like where's my hug at guy yes oh big time it's really awkward it didn't stop with hailey steinfeld exactly that's where this other co-star just came out and was like yeah he posted it a video that's over a year old of us just like having a conversation and just recently posted with no context to make it look like we're talking and she's like
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I'm engaged and you're a fucking creep.
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She used those words.
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Damn, bro.
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That sucks.
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She's in these movies.
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I did see somebody on Twitter say, Shamik Moore has to be the only dude who played Spider-Man and got no motion out of this.
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Here's the thing.
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It just goes to show you that you can be a really good-looking, successful guy and still have no fucking game.
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Yeah.
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Like, like, dude, you don't have to be making women uncomfortable.
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You have, you have, you're out here.
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Excuse my French.
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You have a pussy getting face.
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Like you could just walk out into the streets of New York and just like, it would be a party, bro.
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Just go out there and have fun.
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You don't gotta, don't, don't be chasing, you know, don't go chasing waterfalls.
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You know what I'm saying?
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Yeah.
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Yeah, exactly.
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Well put.
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A poetic term of phrase.
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Oh, Jiminy Christmas.
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That sucks, because I... Man, we better get the fucking finisher on that fucking trilogy.
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Just
Challenges in Film and TV Production
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recast him.
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Who cares?
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I mean, you say that those movies take forever to make.
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Yeah, because Phil Lord and Chris Miller, I love them.
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They're good directors.
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But apparently, according to the animation staff, they do not know how animation works and will have to like fully render a scene before they go.
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I don't like this part.
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Like, bro.
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Oh, man.
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Yeah, that sucks.
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I mean, it's also just very intense, strange animation that.
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Sure.
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Yeah.
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You know, already.
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That's why you got to figure it out in the previous.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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That's fair.
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Yeah.
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Damn.
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I love Haley Steinfeld.
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Just side note.
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She's great in the terrible Pitch Perfect sequels.
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She is.
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Perfect and true grit.
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Oh my god, yeah.
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Great in Edge of 17.
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What's that movie she was in?
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Yeah, Edge of 17.
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That movie was awesome.
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Very good movie.
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Both of that woman's movies have been fantastic.
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Edge of 17 into Are You There, God?
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It's Me, Margaret is a fantastic double feature run.
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Oh, yeah.
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Same director as Edge of 17?
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Mm-hmm.
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Okay.
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Oh, really?
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Yeah.
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I'm almost 100% positive.
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I'm sure you're right.
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I'm sure you're
TV Show Critiques and Praise
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right.
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I just don't want to be like, you know, I love women.
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I love women directors.
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And I don't want to be... And that's why us four white straight dudes are going to talk about intimacy coordinators now.
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Guys, you know where there was no fucking intimacy coordinator?
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The set of Landman.
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Holy fucking shit, dude.
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Dude, I've seen that scene that everybody posted around where the girl's like, yeah, basically, like, dad, our agreement is that as long as he doesn't come in me, he can come anywhere on me.
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She literally, a 17-year-old girl in the show, she's definitely not 17, but in the show she's 17, says this to her father.
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I've seen that scene on Twitter.
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In the first episode...
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Like, it's pure insanity.
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I'm fully caught up.
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I've watched all six episodes that have come out in the last two days.
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It's so bad, and I love it.
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Like, it's just... It's Taylor Sheridan with all gas, no brakes.
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Like, there is nobody telling him anymore that he can't do anything.
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And he writes every script.
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He has solo writing credit on every script.
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It should just be a twist where the Landman is, like, a trailer park superhero.
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I mean, he might as well be.
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What was the show that you guys were watching with Colin Farrell where it turned out he was an alien?
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Sugar.
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Sugar.
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Yeah.
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Great start.
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Terrible finish.
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I mean, Landman, it's like he's a Superman.
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He's a superhero whose superpower is he drinks seven Michelob Ultras and smokes two packs of cigarettes and then drives from Midland to Fort Worth.
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Yeah.
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So he's an American hero.
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Yeah.
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And then every dude in the oil field.
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Exactly.
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And then he fucks women who are 20 years younger than him.
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Yeah, you're just making him sound awesome.
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Yeah, he's awesome.
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And Billy Bob is genuinely great.
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I want to ask.
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So I've never consistently watched Yellowstone, but a buddy of most of ours, our buddy Justin Downey, had a phase where he really loved Yellowstone.
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And when we were roommates, I would love just popping in for like...
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three episodes some section of insanity yeah and the beauty of yellowstone is is that in every episode somebody dies somebody's about to die somebody gets shot somebody has sex and there are so many crimes committed by some of the most important people in the state of montana yeah so is is landman similar in that respect
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It has that energy.
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I mean, it's, yeah, there's always, there's always people fucking or wanting to get fucked.
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There's a scene where that same girl who says the line about coming on her is sunbathing and she's looking for coconut oil and she can't find coconut oil.
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So she rubs Crisco on her thighs.
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That's a real thing that happens while she's sunbathing and all that make it worse.
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Yes, exactly.
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It's very stupid, but the joke is that she's an idiot.
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um and never mind so she's yeah she's a very the shared guy actually he's good now um but yeah i mean there's not as much sex as yellowstone there's some but it's a lot of ally larder um being like i could go out and get it whenever i want and i will
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And it's fun.
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There's a lot of talk of sex.
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There's a lot of violence and just a lot of like gross stuff happening on oil, like just people getting hurt on oil rigs.
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Like this is kind of a spoiler, but it's not really like Michael Pena is in the first episode.
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And I was like, he wasn't in the credit block.
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And that's because he gets burned alive at the end of the episode because an oil rig explodes in his face.
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Okay, hold on.
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So I'm looking at Taylor Sheridan's IMDB page, and I want to read you the gaps between projects starting with Sicario, and then we'll go from there.
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2015, he writes Sicario.
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2016, we get Hell or High Water.
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2017, we get Wind River.
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2018, we get Sicario Day of the Soldado.
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Then he doesn't have another credit until 2021, where he writes, without remorse, those who wish me dead, and 1883, and the last cowboy, and mayor of Kingstown.
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Joe, something you've forgotten in there is that Yellowstone begins in 2018.
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Yep.
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So also Yellowstone in there.
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Yeah.
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And I think he's fully like, I don't know if it's true on all of the shows, but on Landman, it's full Sorkin mode.
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Like it's all the first two seasons of West Wing where he, I'm sure he has a room that's helping him write them, but he gets final credit on every screen, on every script.
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And then starting in 2022, we have 1883, The Last Cowboy, Mayor of Kingstown, Tulsa King, Lion Nest, Yellowstone, Landman, and 1923 with 13 upcoming credits.
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Yeah, it's insane.
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I mean, he, you know.
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Dude has to be writing with, like, the Coke jar just next to him.
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Oh, 100%.
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Like fucking Paul Schrader style jar of Coke, revolver, fifth of whiskey, typewriter.
Taylor Sheridan's Writing Approach
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Yep.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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And then a 266,000 acre ranch.
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And more money than God.
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Oh, yeah.
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You know what?
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If I got paid to just shit out like Aaron Sorkin, but from the South, I would do that every single day of my life.
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Absolutely.
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And you get paid...
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Paramount buys you a ranch and then you lease it back to them.
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Like it's fucking insane.
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And dude started out as an actor who couldn't get any work.
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So he wrote scripts so that he could star in them and then didn't do that.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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But then also like has written like genuinely, I think Wind River out of his feature.
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Well, I haven't seen those who wish me dead, but out of those like first three features might be the weakest to me.
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But I think Sicario is one of the best movies of all time.
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And his Hell or High Water script is very good.
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Hell or High Water is a great movie.
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Who the fuck gets drunk off beer?
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Yeah.
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I mean, that's a giant assholes drink.
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Mr. Pipp, the giant, a giant plot point in Landman is that Billy Bob Thornton is an alcoholic.
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And so he can only drink Michelob Ultra because he's like, it's not alcohol.
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Nice.
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Don't you what?
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Yeah.
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He's like, I've been off whiskey for nine years.
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And it's like, that's that's his.
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And somebody at one point is like, so really?
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No, no alcohol in nine years.
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And he's like, yeah, not really.
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And it's like, yeah, you're drinking 12 Michelobes a day.
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This is the other thing about Taylor Sheridan There was recently a tweet from Fucking loser Matt Walsh Talking about how He's getting railroaded At the Oscars and the Emmys For his documentary Am I Racist Where he's like It was the highest performing documentary of the year Why are we not being recognized at the Oscars Because I'm conservative Conservative voices are silenced And I'm like brother
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Yellowstone is the most popular show on Paramount.
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He's such a fucking loser.
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Dude, Taylor Sheridan is, like you said, making more money than God writing shows that your conservative uncle creams his jeans over.
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Yeah, truly.
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Your conservative uncle and your very liberal friend, Austin.
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Yeah, that's the thing is that Taylor Sheridan writes so middle of the road where it's like, okay, so this isn't conservative or liberal.
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However, the lead is a middle-aged white guy.
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I mean, it's blue-collar white folk.
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Yeah. 100%.
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You know, it's like it can get away with being ultra conservative because that's who he's writing about.
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And it doesn't necessarily have to reflect his own politics because there is weird inflections.
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Well, no, that's what I'm saying.
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Like, I think a big separation point is that it's.
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It is conservative, but it is not evangelically conservative.
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Yeah.
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It's also critical of its own conservatism.
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Oh, yeah.
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Yeah.
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Very much.
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Well, that's just the mark of like I'm pretty leftist, but I'm also critical of my own politics.
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And I think that's if you're smart, you do that.
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And that's the problem is that most people who are who have been radicalized by the Internet are not smart enough to actually be critical of their own politics.
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Sure.
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And so that's where we get things like Matt Walsh versus Clint Eastwood.
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Clint Eastwood, jury number two, great example of a conservative guy making a movie about how the justice system doesn't work.
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Yep.
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I had a 30 minute conversation about politics with a gas station clerk yesterday.
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That's fucking awesome, man.
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How did you how did that happen?
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I was buying beer.
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Good start.
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Yeah.
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And this is like a gas station I'm a regular at somewhat.
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And so we'll always have small talk, but it normally does not last longer than the amount of time it takes to check out.
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But this time we just started talking.
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He's like, how was your week?
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I'm like, I'm tired, man.
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End of school.
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Finally at Christmas break.
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He's like, oh, I didn't know your teacher.
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So we started talking about that.
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And then, yeah, he's an independent that loves Rand Paul, but also...
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also like like kind of likes what's going on with elon musk right now so i was like what the fuck dude elon musk is inspiring to an entire like swath of just stupid morons who are like yo look that guy's just like me that's the american dream there's another stupid moron you don't have to be in congress to be a speaker of the house i
00:17:55
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That stupid moron can acquire lots of political power.
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Maybe this stupid moron can acquire a lot of political power.
00:18:02
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I think Ting Ganwana, the only political podcast.
00:18:05
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Amen.
00:18:05
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You want to know something crazy?
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Rand Paul's younger sister delivered all my sister's children.
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He was like her birth doctor.
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That's fun.
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Yeah.
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And I grew up with her kids at my church.
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um so and they they were always like going this was like when i was a kid when ron paul was still running for president regularly these are different people ron paul is the is the patriarch rand they named the son rand rand yeah named after ayn rand for real i was joking no for real named after ayn rand
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um that sucks yeah but then his sister's name is joy and i'm like okay um you couldn't name the daughter i and you had to name her joy joy paul joy paul joy paul sounds like you're mispronouncing the name of that uh that musician yeah
00:19:05
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It's Jake Paul's demented sister.
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00:19:09
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No, it's Jake Paul's... Jake Paul when he transitions.
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Jake Paul's drag name.
00:19:18
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Did you guys see Caleb Huron on Z-Way?
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No.
00:19:23
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I saw that it got posted.
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I haven't watched it.
00:19:25
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So Caleb Huron goes on Z-Way and she asks him to give some kind words or she asks him to talk about a bunch of conservative men
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Like, basically to comment on their masculinity, like Tucker Carlson, fucking Andrew Tate, all those guys.
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And he systematically calls each one of them the F-slur.
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It's incredible.
00:19:52
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I love Caleb here, and I want to know what his trajectory should be.
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Like, what is a guy like that?
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Where do we want him to end up?
00:19:59
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Fucking... I mean, the thing with...
00:20:04
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like comedians now, I would love for him to have a fucking, uh, Theo Vaughn style interview show because I love hearing him talk to people and, uh,
00:20:12
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The internet needs someone who can make stupid jokes that also isn't a fucking absolutely insufferable moron.
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I mean, he has an unbelievably successful podcast.
00:20:25
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That's the final goal for comedians right now, I think, is to just have a successful podcast.
00:20:29
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So he's already got a very successful podcast, but he's not getting the caliber of guests that someone like Theo Vaughn gets.
00:20:37
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He's not getting Timmy?
00:20:38
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He's not getting Timmy.
00:20:39
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I think Caleb Heard could get Timmy.
00:20:42
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The Timmy interview on Theobahn, I listened to it, and it was funny.
00:20:45
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I mean, Caleb Heron is like besties with Brady Broski, and she just did a whole video with Timmy.
00:20:51
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Yeah, I'm sure they could get him on there.
00:20:53
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Oh, yeah.
00:20:54
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He's doing the rounds.
00:20:55
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He is so funny.
00:20:56
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I want to see him in more movies.
00:20:57
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I've heard he's really good in Sweethearts, but I didn't watch that movie.
00:21:01
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Me either.
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Because I didn't care about it.
00:21:05
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Is that the one on Max?
00:21:06
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Yeah.
00:21:07
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Yeah, but it also has a bunch of my favorite comedians in it.
00:21:12
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Zach Zucker is in Sweethearts.
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I don't know if you guys know who Zach Zucker is, but his whole bit is that he goes on stage in a suit that looks wet.
00:21:22
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That fucking guy?
00:21:24
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Yeah, and the guy who goes, you know, I went to the Get a Falafel, and they put it in some pita bread, and then when he says pita, the Family Guy theme starts playing.
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00:21:36
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If you guys ever watch the series Subway Takes.
00:21:41
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Yeah.
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I don't know how I feel about that guy.
00:21:44
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I like him.
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I like him generally.
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He's had some episodes where I'm like, what the fuck?
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He did have Proud Tulsan Jane Goodall on there one time, which is fucking crazy.
00:21:53
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That's why.
00:21:54
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But Zack Zucker on Subway Takes is so wild.
00:21:59
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Didn't he talk about like eating out Hillary Clinton or something?
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He talked a lot about.
00:22:05
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giving head to the former first lady didn't he say that he wanted to balance it out like if if uh yeah if bill clinton's getting his dick sucked in the oval office and he's up there helping out hillary oh yeah joel kim boosters in this flick
00:22:27
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Yeah, it's got a lot of really funny people in it.
00:22:28
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Yeah, wow.
00:22:30
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Funny people?
00:22:31
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That's a different flick entirely.
00:22:32
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Yeah, funny story about funny people.
00:22:36
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Masterpiece.
00:22:37
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In my thesis for grad school, I wrote about dramedies.
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That was my research.
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And one of the movies that I spent a long time talking about was Funny People.
00:22:48
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And during my thesis defense, one of the three professors on my committee was... My thesis defense was so easy, by the way.
00:23:00
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I went in there and they were like, okay, yeah, it's pretty good.
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And then I left.
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One of them opens it up.
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The first thing he says, he goes...
00:23:13
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You thought Funny People was good?
00:23:17
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Oh, Jesus Christ.
00:23:18
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That's awesome.
00:23:19
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And I was like, yeah, I like Funny People.
00:23:21
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It's a great movie.
00:23:21
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He just goes, hmm, OK.
00:23:26
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You wrote about it intelligently.
00:23:28
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Are they a Sandler fan at large?
00:23:30
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No.
00:23:31
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Okay, well, that's the problem.
00:23:33
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Hold on.
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I think they like the... I don't want to speak ill on their name because I love them a lot and I don't want to drag them into this.
00:23:40
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Who was it?
00:23:41
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I'll bleep it.
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Sam Perry.
00:23:43
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Oh, yeah.
00:23:44
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Sam Perry.
00:23:44
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Great guy.
00:23:45
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Yeah.
00:23:46
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But he does not like funny people, but I think he does like the old Sandlers.
00:23:51
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Sure.
00:23:52
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Okay.
00:23:53
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He also hates Tarantino.
00:23:57
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He fucking hates Tarantino.
00:23:59
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And him and I had some conversations about like, I think mostly he hates Django Unchained.
00:24:07
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It's my least favorite in my game.
00:24:09
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Because he's like, it just seems like the most, it seems like the most heightened version of Tarantino's like, yeah, I'm
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00:24:17
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a black guy.
00:24:17
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I'm basically black.
00:24:20
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Which is his most annoying quality.
00:24:22
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Yeah, sure.
00:24:24
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And so I kind of get where he's coming from on that.
00:24:25
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But I mean, Kill Bill is awesome.
00:24:28
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Kill Bill's awesome.
00:24:29
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How are you going to not like Kill Bill?
00:24:30
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Yeah, it's a wild take to say Kill Bill's not great.
00:24:34
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I think I fit into the, back to funny people, I think I fit into the majority of people who are like, it's almost a masterpiece, but the Apatow bloat is so much.
00:24:44
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It's way too long.
00:24:46
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It's way too long.
00:24:47
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But it has so much amazing shit in it.
00:24:51
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Yeah.
00:24:52
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Every time he's talking to Leslie Mann, I'm like, this is the best.
00:24:56
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It's probably, it's definitely a forced, if I were, if I were still giving letterbox ratings, it's a four out of five with, with the extra star hanging in the balance.
00:25:06
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If they trim 45 minutes.
00:25:08
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Yeah.
00:25:09
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Incredible Eric Banner performance, even though I think that's the part that you would cut.
00:25:14
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Maybe.
00:25:15
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But I still love that performance.
00:25:16
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But I don't know.
00:25:18
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Eric Bana, pretty good.
00:25:19
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Pretty good.
00:25:21
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And they let him be Australian, which I love.
00:25:23
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You should always let Eric Bana be Australian.
00:25:25
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I have my 4K of Ang Lee's Hulk.
00:25:28
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Oh, nice.
00:25:28
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Ang Lee's Hulk.
00:25:29
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Eric Bana is the guy in Munich, right?
00:25:32
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In Ang Lee's Hulk.
00:25:33
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I think he's...
00:25:36
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Ants marching.
00:25:38
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Ants marching.
00:25:40
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Oh, my God.
00:25:42
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The Internet's only Dave Matthews Band podcast.
00:25:47
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I could go for way too long on DMV, I'll be honest.
00:25:50
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I know you could.
00:25:50
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What are the odds Nolan put Sir Christopher Nolan on his next poster?
00:25:56
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That would be fucking sick.
00:25:57
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That would make me want to kill myself.
00:25:59
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Yeah, that would be awesome.
00:26:00
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No, he should.
00:26:01
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He earned that shit.
00:26:03
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Fuck that.
00:26:03
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Hearing that shit by being a fucking bootlicker.
00:26:06
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A lot of those guys will just put
00:26:09
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OBE at the end of their title.
00:26:12
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Yeah.
00:26:12
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So I wonder if that's what we'll start seeing more of.
00:26:15
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But it's funny if you see that in a movie credit though because then the next slide is like Christopher Nolan PGA and you're like okay is OBE like a movie thing?
00:26:24
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You know?
00:26:24
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It's like because they have their guild association.
00:26:27
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I don't know.
00:26:30
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I would be into it.
00:26:31
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I really hope that Nolan's next movie is just one of his stupid Cinebro bangers.
00:26:39
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I think it's going to be.
00:26:41
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I want the next Tenet because he kind of has like a back and forth.
00:26:46
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What happened to the horror movie rumors?
00:26:49
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Well, there's been so many.
00:26:50
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There was the horror movie rumor and there was the helicopter movie rumor.
00:26:53
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Yeah, that it was a remake of Blue Thunder, the helicopter movie.
00:26:56
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Oh.
00:26:57
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That does not sound like a project that Nolan would put himself on.
00:27:00
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You should make a horror helicopter movie.
00:27:02
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Haunted helicopter.
00:27:03
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Who
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00:27:04
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says no?
00:27:04
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Oh, it's like Airwolf, but Airwolf is bad this time.
00:27:09
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You guys see that show?
00:27:11
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I have not seen that show.
00:27:12
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What is that?
00:27:13
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Airwolf is a show about is like a like a like a 45 minute like network drama about a helicopter that's super high tech.
00:27:24
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That's the whole.
00:27:25
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Oh, that sounds great.
00:27:26
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Hear me out.
00:27:27
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It's ambulance.
00:27:28
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But the ambulance is like Christine.
00:27:33
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Speaking of which Do you have an ambulance on 4K?
00:27:38
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Here's the plot synopsis of Airwolf Christina 4K As part of a deal with an intelligence agency to look for his missing brother a renegade pilot goes on missions with an advanced battle helicopter That sounds sick as fucking hell Advanced battle helicopter is my new nickname
00:27:56
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That's your wrestling name.
00:27:58
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This is a so growing up, my parents were real strict on the TV.
00:28:02
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I was allowed to watch.
00:28:02
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So I ended up watching TV land a lot.
00:28:05
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Like, yeah, I watched a lot of old sitcoms.
00:28:07
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Yep.
00:28:07
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But they had a block during the middle of the day where they were playing like the syndicated 80s like network dramas like fucking FBI.
00:28:16
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Basically all this shit.
00:28:17
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that Leo's character was playing villains for in Once Upon a Time in Hollywood.
00:28:23
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And so I watched so much fucking The A-Team.
00:28:26
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I watched so much FBI.
00:28:28
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I watched so much Airwolf.
00:28:32
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You have an Archie Bunker impression locked down.
00:28:35
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No, I never... See, that one was never on TV land when I was watching.
00:28:39
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But I did one... My favorite one was fucking Knight Rider.
00:28:42
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Oh, that shit is awesome.
00:28:43
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That shit is so fucking cool.
00:28:45
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That's what I love to hawk.
00:28:46
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That would be one that I would love for them to bring back.
00:28:48
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I feel like now's the time for a Knight Rider reboot.
00:28:51
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I think they did.
00:28:51
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Didn't they make Knight Rider woke?
00:28:52
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Where it was like a lady?
00:28:54
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Like Lady Knight Rider?
00:28:55
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I think it was like... Woke Rider?
00:28:56
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Woke Rider.
00:28:59
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Who would you want to star?
00:29:01
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Who would you want to star?
00:29:02
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To replace the Hoff?
00:29:03
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Yeah.
00:29:04
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Who's our modern day Hoff?
00:29:06
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Glenn Powell.
00:29:06
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I think you're right.
00:29:07
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I think that's right.
00:29:08
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uh or uh fucking um i could see i know i feel like it can't be someone who's like ripped it has to just be someone who's like cool because i was gonna say they rebooted night rider in 2008 it was not woke no it was the it was yeah i mean obama era was the anti-woke time it was we were pre-woke
00:29:31
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Justin Roining?
00:29:33
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I don't even know who that is.
00:29:33
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Yeah, I don't know the name.
00:29:34
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We should put Justin Roiland in there and see what happens.
00:29:36
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The car's like fucking... The Knight Rider's like, I don't know.
00:29:42
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Turn left?
00:29:43
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I don't know.
00:29:47
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oh geez oh geez night rider oh geez oh geez kit i don't know i don't know if we can what are we doing i don't know uh maybe maybe go right shut the fuck up no i think i think it's the opposite i think kit is a fucking booze hound car oh yeah the guy who's driving it is like a pussy and he's like uh
00:30:08
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Oh, where are we going?
00:30:10
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We're going to the fucking liquor store.
00:30:12
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Shut the fuck up.
00:30:14
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Pour booze into my gas tank right now.
00:30:18
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We have to catch the bad guy.
00:30:19
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I need a Averclear inside me right now.
00:30:23
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The first engine to run solely off of 90 proof liquor.
00:30:30
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Does the Hoth punch people in Knight Rider?
00:30:32
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Is he just running them over with the car the whole time?
00:30:35
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I do not remember in the slightest what goes on in Knight Rider.
00:30:37
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I think Dukes of Hazzard is he's running them over with the car the whole time.
00:30:41
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Nobody gets punched.
00:30:42
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I just love it.
00:30:43
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There's something incredible about the IMDb description of the original Knight Rider series is a lone crime fighter battles the forces of evil with the help of a virtually indestructible and artificially intelligent supercar.
00:30:58
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Yeah, see, if we had the fucking chat GPT car, it would be like, okay, we have to chase the bad guy.
00:31:06
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And it's like, I'm not capable of chasing bad guys.
00:31:10
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Perhaps you'd like me to translate a sentence into Japanese.
00:31:16
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It's just... We should make Knight Rider, but Kit is racist.
00:31:22
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Uh-huh.
00:31:25
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You sure you don't want me to run over that Hispanic lady?
00:31:28
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No, don't.
00:31:29
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What are you talking about?
00:31:30
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I just I just thought I would offer.
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I thought I would offer.
00:31:36
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No, don't do that.
00:31:36
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You have to extrapolate what you think defines good and evil before it executes the action.
00:31:44
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You're like, hey, we need to go.
00:31:45
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We need to take down these criminals.
00:31:47
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And it's like, yeah, but like how much force do you want to use?
00:31:49
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And it's like, do the ends justify the means?
00:31:51
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Can I get like 30% more force?
00:31:53
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No, it's just Kit.
00:31:55
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It's like fucking Elon Musk's AI.
00:31:57
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So it is programmed to protect billionaires.
00:32:00
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And it's like, we have to kill that CEO.
00:32:02
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He's exploiting his workers.
00:32:03
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And the car's like, ah, but is he?
00:32:05
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He's a nice family man.
00:32:08
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All roads lead back to Luigi Mangione.
00:32:18
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Dude, I'm telling you.
00:32:19
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Everything's coming up.
00:32:20
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My eyes see Luigi.
00:32:22
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Luigi!
00:32:27
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That's what Brian Johnson had his back turned.
00:32:30
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The only problem with Al Pacino being 82 is that he's the only person who can play Luigi Mangioni.
00:32:35
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That's true.
00:32:36
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I'm sure that there is some young buck Italian actor who can really throw his whole pussy into that.
00:32:43
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I'm sure.
00:32:45
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Charles Melton.
00:32:46
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I think Jake Cannavale could do it.
00:32:50
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There's no world in which Ryan Murphy doesn't already have the rights to this story.
00:32:56
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Oh, 100%.
00:32:58
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Ryan Murphy's about to make a buku bucks off of Luigi Mangioni American Crime Story.
00:33:04
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The devil works hard, but Ryan Murphy works harder.
00:33:07
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He does.
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It's-a me, Luigi.
00:33:09
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That's what it's called.
00:33:10
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He does.
00:33:11
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Fuck.
00:33:11
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This is CEO who doesn't let me have the prosciutto.
00:33:15
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Ha ha ha ha ha.
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I have to pay too much money in the healthcare bills.
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I can't afford on my meats.
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Oh, that's a spicy bullet.
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I'm going to make a gun that only shoots the meatballs.
00:33:36
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No, it's, it's, he does.
00:33:38
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Ryan Murphy does the, the moonstruck move where all the Italians are just played by Greeks.
00:33:42
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Or Jews.
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Yeah.
00:33:45
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I'm playing all the Italians.
00:33:53
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That's what Coppola always talked about with The Godfather.
00:33:56
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He was like, yeah, all the mafia movies before The Godfather, it was all Jewish people.
00:34:02
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And then he was like, I'm still going to cast a couple Jews.
00:34:04
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Yeah, he's still going to get Jimmy Conn in there.
00:34:06
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Yeah, he's still going to get Jimmy Conn as Sonny.
00:34:09
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bada bing man a nice ivy league suit the the the bit in the um that john favreau talks about when he was directing elf and he couldn't like jimmy khan was like holding back in a scene and uh john favreau walks over to him it's like okay sorry i don't want to you're a great actor i don't want to step on your toes or anything but in this scene
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You're fucking Sonny Corleone.
00:34:37
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Yeah.
00:34:38
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Don't hold back.
00:34:40
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You're Sonny fucking Corleone.
00:34:41
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And James Conner was like, okay, I got you.
00:34:43
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I get it.
00:34:44
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I get it.
00:34:44
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Note taken.
00:34:47
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Damn, I wish Favreau didn't fall off.
00:34:51
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Swingers and Elf are both fantastic movies.
00:34:54
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Dude, I'll be honest, I did not know Favreau directed Elf until right now.
00:34:58
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Really?
00:34:58
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Okay, I do like Chef, but Chef is just the ultimate zero conflict dad movie of all time.
00:35:04
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Chef is fine.
00:35:06
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Yeah, it's fun.
00:35:08
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When you watch it, you don't turn it off.
00:35:10
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And that's the highest compliment I can give it.
00:35:12
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First Iron Man is quite good.
00:35:15
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I would agree.
00:35:16
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I would agree that the first Iron Man was good.
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That's what I'm saying.
00:35:18
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Favreau had some juice.
00:35:20
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He just got sucked into the fucking Marvel machine.
00:35:23
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Yeah.
00:35:24
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You want to talk about some of this fucking fine...
00:35:26
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to put on in the background is the Netflix series The Chef Show.
00:35:30
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Yes.
00:35:31
Speaker
That's a great background show.
00:35:33
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That's like, if you just want to look over, you're like, oh shit, Roy Choi.
00:35:37
Speaker
Oh, dude, he's doing what with the taco?
00:35:38
Speaker
Fuck yeah, man.
00:35:39
Speaker
Sam Raimi's in an episode of that.
00:35:41
Speaker
Yeah, he is.
00:35:42
Speaker
I like that episode a lot.
00:35:45
Speaker
Austin, is that a fucking Carhartt mug?
00:35:51
Speaker
No, it's Greenway Coffee.
00:35:53
Speaker
That would have been sick, though.
00:35:55
Speaker
You hipster trash.
00:35:58
Speaker
Have you guys seen the Carhartt Work in Progress Bowl?
00:36:01
Speaker
Oh, yeah, of course.
00:36:01
Speaker
Hold on, I'm going to link it.
00:36:05
Speaker
I will send it in the chat and we'll just put it up on the Instagram.
00:36:09
Speaker
I busted this out this morning because our good friend Chris Burnett is graduating from college today.
00:36:13
Speaker
He was in high school.
00:36:14
Speaker
He worked for this coffee company in Houston.
00:36:17
Speaker
So busted this out in honor of him today.
00:36:19
Speaker
Nice.
00:36:19
Speaker
We love Chris.
00:36:20
Speaker
Congrats.
00:36:21
Speaker
He's the best guy.
00:36:21
Speaker
He's doing great.
00:36:23
Speaker
Having a graduation dinner.
00:36:26
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Chris, the one man who I know that could have been in Dazed and Confused and I wouldn't have batted an eye.
00:36:32
Speaker
Yeah.
00:36:33
Speaker
I mean, he's basically Nesbitt from Everybody Wants Some.
00:36:36
Speaker
Yeah.
00:36:37
Speaker
You know, that's that's the that's the guy with the mustache.
00:36:43
Speaker
Yep.
00:36:43
Speaker
Yep.
00:36:44
Speaker
Yep.
00:36:44
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I mean, they all have mustaches, but he's the one who's like, we're fucking drinking.
00:36:48
Speaker
That's what we're doing.
00:36:50
Speaker
He's the guy who like challenges Tyler Hetchlin to like cut the ball with the axe.
00:36:55
Speaker
That's maybe one of the coolest thing that's ever happened.
00:36:58
Speaker
It's so fucking dope.
00:37:00
Speaker
That ball is ironically cool.
00:37:02
Speaker
Yeah.
00:37:02
Speaker
The bull rips.
00:37:04
Speaker
Joe, open your phone.
00:37:05
Speaker
Take a look at the picture.
00:37:06
Speaker
Hey, hold on.
00:37:07
Speaker
Let me look.
00:37:08
Speaker
Look at the picture.
00:37:09
Speaker
Oh, that's fucking cool.
00:37:11
Speaker
No denying it.
00:37:13
Speaker
I can't even deny it.
00:37:14
Speaker
Car whip.
00:37:16
Speaker
I got some car whip somewhere around here.
00:37:19
Speaker
I sold all mine because I got too fat for my pants.
00:37:21
Speaker
If you can get the code to get in early, the Carhartt Whip Black Friday sale is genuinely one of the best sales you can be part of.
00:37:32
Speaker
I bought... Actually, currently, Dylan has my other Carhartt Whip jacket.
00:37:37
Speaker
But I bought two jackets and some bucket hats and T-shirts and stuff.
00:37:42
Speaker
And we're getting them for like...
00:37:45
Speaker
60% off sometimes.
00:37:46
Speaker
Whoa.
00:37:49
Speaker
I got all mine through sales from Stag.
00:37:52
Speaker
Stag would have their big blowout sales.
00:37:55
Speaker
Look at that.
00:37:57
Speaker
We're going double plaid today, boys.
00:37:59
Speaker
Double plaid, baby.
00:38:00
Speaker
Buckets, baby.
00:38:02
Speaker
Buckets!
00:38:03
Speaker
Hey, Joe, what are you doing for New Year's Eve?
00:38:07
Speaker
See, I don't know.
00:38:09
Speaker
The plans are all up in the air now.
00:38:10
Speaker
Well, here's my caveat.
00:38:12
Speaker
I won't actually be here New Year's Eve.
00:38:13
Speaker
We'll be back New Year's Day.
00:38:14
Speaker
We'll be back New Year's Day from vacation.
00:38:17
Speaker
Okay.
00:38:18
Speaker
So, just if that changes, I don't want... You should still come down, and then we'll be here pretty early the next day.
00:38:24
Speaker
We'll be back in the afternoon.
00:38:25
Speaker
Zach, you can just stay in the guest room if you want to stay New Year's Eve.
00:38:29
Speaker
You can stay the 31st, 1st, and 2nd.
00:38:34
Speaker
Yeah.
00:38:34
Speaker
Dude, what is... Can you believe I have to go back for the Friday before... Oh, you have to go back like the 4th?
00:38:41
Speaker
The 3rd?
00:38:42
Speaker
Is it the 3rd?
00:38:43
Speaker
Yeah, the 3rd.
00:38:44
Speaker
Oh, shit.
00:38:45
Speaker
It's like an in-service day is the 3rd?
00:38:47
Speaker
Yeah, exactly.
00:38:48
Speaker
That's bullshit.
00:38:49
Speaker
That sucks major cock, bro.
00:38:51
Speaker
Yeah, fuck that shit.
00:38:52
Speaker
Dude, I don't know about you, but that sucks cock.
00:38:56
Speaker
Yeah.
00:38:57
Speaker
I would love a sitcom that has the exact tone and cadence of like a Disney show, but they just like reuse cuss words, but not the normal ones.
00:39:06
Speaker
Like they don't say fuck.
00:39:07
Speaker
They say like, Oh damn it.
00:39:12
Speaker
Jackass.
00:39:14
Speaker
I dropped my, I dropped my freaking damn ass tuna casserole.
00:39:19
Speaker
Fuck wit.
00:39:19
Speaker
Fuck.
00:39:23
Speaker
Stop being a douche canoe.
00:39:24
Speaker
Douche canoe is really good.
00:39:27
Speaker
Favorite cuss word?
00:39:28
Speaker
I mean, I definitely use the F word the most.
00:39:31
Speaker
I'd say fuck is the cuss word that I use the most, but it's not my favorite.
00:39:35
Speaker
What's your favorite?
00:39:36
Speaker
I don't know.
00:39:37
Speaker
I really like calling people shit heels.
00:39:39
Speaker
You could say it's cunt, Joe.
00:39:39
Speaker
It's fine.
00:39:40
Speaker
It's not cunt, though.
00:39:41
Speaker
Shit heels is good.
00:39:42
Speaker
Shit heel is really good.
00:39:43
Speaker
My favorite road rage cause word is silly cunt.
00:39:46
Speaker
It dissipates all the anger pretty quickly.
00:39:48
Speaker
Yeah, that's a good way to get it.
00:39:50
Speaker
Dumb cunt is my favorite for road rage.
00:39:52
Speaker
Yeah.
00:39:52
Speaker
I just think that... I call people fucking pricks while I'm driving.
00:39:57
Speaker
The more that I think about it, the more that I do think like if I have to boil it down, that fuck is my favorite because it's so utilitarian.
00:40:04
Speaker
Yeah, it's you can use it in almost every situation.
00:40:07
Speaker
It's neither noun or verb or adjective.
00:40:12
Speaker
It's the avatar.
00:40:13
Speaker
Well, what's okay.
00:40:14
Speaker
So then then let's get into it.
00:40:15
Speaker
What's your favorite usage of the word fuck?
00:40:20
Speaker
Because mine is noun, like calling somebody a fuck.
00:40:23
Speaker
I fucking know the fucking that I be doing.
00:40:24
Speaker
For me, it's using fuck as a noun, like calling someone a fuck.
00:40:28
Speaker
You dumb fuck.
00:40:29
Speaker
I call it, my favorite use of it is something that I call the Channing Tatum.
00:40:34
Speaker
And it's specifically how he uses the word, which is usually off screen or not the main focus of the camera.
00:40:41
Speaker
But you just hear him go.
00:40:43
Speaker
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:40:45
Speaker
Do that again, Joe.
00:40:46
Speaker
I don't think we picked it up.
00:40:47
Speaker
I don't think it's going to... The noise gate won't let me.
00:40:48
Speaker
I said it too loud.
00:40:49
Speaker
It's basically just a very strong pointed fuck.
00:40:54
Speaker
You know?
00:40:54
Speaker
Yeah.
00:40:55
Speaker
The way he uses it specifically in 21 Jump Street is very inspiring to me.
00:40:59
Speaker
Yeah.
00:41:00
Speaker
Especially when he says fuck science.
00:41:04
Speaker
That shit is hilarious to me every time.
00:41:06
Speaker
That is really good.
00:41:07
Speaker
Because he writes the number four on a whiteboard over and over again and then just says fuck you science.
00:41:16
Speaker
My favorite in recent memory is the in Gerard Carmichael's most recent special when he goes, he's like, oh, fuck, man, I might be gay.
00:41:23
Speaker
Like, I'm really gay.
00:41:24
Speaker
Fuck.
00:41:25
Speaker
He just keeps going, fuck.
00:41:27
Speaker
Like, it's like, yeah, it's like really like, like self-deprecating fuck.
00:41:33
Speaker
That's the other thing about it It's such a One syllable word That you can add so many syllables to If you want to Fuck Stretch that buddy Yeah
00:41:48
Speaker
Oh, fuck.
00:41:48
Speaker
Oh, fuck.
00:41:50
Speaker
I also like the Nicki Minaj use of it in Monster where she goes, I don't give a F-U-C-K.
00:41:58
Speaker
Yeah, that's a good one.
00:41:59
Speaker
It's fun to spell.
00:42:00
Speaker
We are the modern day linguists.
00:42:04
Speaker
It's true.
00:42:05
Speaker
We're the cunning linguist podcast.
00:42:08
Speaker
Back to go wild, the internet's only podcast about eating boxed.
00:42:12
Speaker
I feel like you've made that exact joke.
00:42:15
Speaker
He definitely has.
00:42:16
Speaker
I will say Red introduced me to eating box, like to the phrase eating box.
00:42:24
Speaker
Austin's over here like, yeah, basically Red showed me how to eat box.
00:42:28
Speaker
I'm just like, no, no, no, you gotta do it like this.
00:42:32
Speaker
He drew me a very crude diagram that I still have framed in my closet behind all my clothes.
00:42:36
Speaker
It's like the fucking, it's always sunny when Dennis is drawing the models that he wants for his shirt.
00:42:41
Speaker
He draws it with the biggest breasts you've ever seen.
00:42:47
Speaker
My favorite part of that episode though is when Charlie can't stop looking at the pictures.
00:42:52
Speaker
Like he's like, can I add that?
00:42:54
Speaker
Yeah.
00:42:58
Speaker
Oh my God.
00:42:59
Speaker
What a great show.
00:43:01
Speaker
I think so.
00:43:01
Speaker
Did you guys hear the story about the episode where Dennis spills a cereal because Frank runs like rear ends him?
00:43:07
Speaker
Yeah.
00:43:08
Speaker
Yeah.
00:43:08
Speaker
So the story of that episode is that Dennis, uh, what's, uh, Glenn Howard Howard.
00:43:13
Speaker
Glenn comes in to, uh, film the day for the day.
00:43:16
Speaker
Like he arrives on set and he's so fucking pissed off.
00:43:18
Speaker
Like what happened?
00:43:19
Speaker
He goes, some guy rear ended me and I spilled my cereal.
00:43:23
Speaker
And everyone was like, Glenn, what the fuck are you talking about?
00:43:26
Speaker
So they wrote a whole episode because it actually happened to Glenn Howard and he was eating a bowl of cereal while he was driving.
00:43:32
Speaker
It's also the perfect reaction image.
00:43:35
Speaker
It's him with the bowl of cereal going, you dumb bitch.
00:43:40
Speaker
Stupid shit that happens in real life is
00:43:43
Speaker
I don't know.
00:43:43
Speaker
I feel like that's where the best comedy comes from.
00:43:46
Speaker
Speaking of Caleb here, and he was telling him the other day, Star vs. Hockeyist was like, I feel sometimes I'm getting too rich to be relevant.
00:43:56
Speaker
I don't have to think about normal people's shit.
00:43:58
Speaker
Yeah.
00:43:59
Speaker
He's like, I write about what's really, there's that.
00:44:03
Speaker
They did that whole bit in 30 rock where Tracy Morgan is like a big doing standup again.
00:44:07
Speaker
And he's like, you ever go to the Hamptons and see how white people eat their lobster.
00:44:16
Speaker
White people eat lobster like.
00:44:19
Speaker
Like they're eating box.
00:44:20
Speaker
Hey.
00:44:22
Speaker
They get in there.
00:44:23
Speaker
Dipping butter first.
00:44:28
Speaker
Red eats box like Dennis Quaid eating shrimp in the substance.
00:44:32
Speaker
Dude, he's like going full crawfish ball.
00:44:34
Speaker
He has the bib.
00:44:35
Speaker
He's got the potatoes.
00:44:37
Speaker
He's got a bunch of potatoes.
00:44:39
Speaker
A bunch of spicy corn.
00:44:43
Speaker
I had a roommate in college that would eat those like, have you ever seen those crab sticks that are like, they look like cheese sticks and they're just cold and come with like butter cups to dip it in?
00:44:54
Speaker
Yeah.
00:44:55
Speaker
That's crazy.
00:44:56
Speaker
Disgusting.
00:44:56
Speaker
That sounds nasty, but also do I need to try it?
00:44:59
Speaker
It's so gross.
00:45:00
Speaker
yeah joe that seems like your shit but you would dip it in a baja blast i uh don't knock it through try to bring it up for a while where i would just like come home and the only thing i wanted to eat was imitation crab salad what are you talking about like you know like you know like when you go to like that's the most npr coded thing like kind of like cheap sushi place and it's like just imitation crab and like
00:45:25
Speaker
Mayo and sesame oil and all that.
00:45:27
Speaker
Yeah, it's delicious.
00:45:28
Speaker
I understand.
00:45:29
Speaker
Yeah.
00:45:29
Speaker
All I wanted to eat.
00:45:31
Speaker
So I would come home.
00:45:32
Speaker
Would you like put it on crackers?
00:45:33
Speaker
No.
00:45:34
Speaker
You would just eat it, spoon it.
00:45:36
Speaker
Okay, Red, I can't judge you too much because I empathize because I went through a phrase where all I wanted to eat was chicken salad from Brahms.
00:45:44
Speaker
Oh, that's understandable.
00:45:46
Speaker
They have it in these little containers that are like right by the exit, like where you have to go through at the grocery store, but at Brahms, and I would buy a family pack of Cool Ranch Doritos and a...
00:45:58
Speaker
tub of chicken salad and I would use it like guacamole I like speaking of chicken salad y'all fuck with coronation salad hold on Matty has something to say
00:46:10
Speaker
Joe said he went through a phase.
00:46:11
Speaker
First of all, he said phrase.
00:46:13
Speaker
He didn't say phase.
00:46:14
Speaker
Second of all, he said he went through a phase, but literally that's what he took for his lunch all week last week.
00:46:19
Speaker
He went through a phase.
00:46:23
Speaker
I just want to say that Maddie is sick and she's been vegging out on the couch and she wanted to dunk on me enough to get off the couch and come into the podcast recording room.
00:46:34
Speaker
And that's why Maddie is the best producer in the game.
00:46:36
Speaker
Yeah.
00:46:37
Speaker
Maddie's on vacation and she's like, I'm not on vacation from roasting my husband's ass.
00:46:42
Speaker
She's like, okay, I'm done with school, but job's not finished because I have to fucking demolish Joe.
00:46:48
Speaker
Maddie said, musta!
00:46:52
Speaker
Zach, what is coronation salad?
00:46:54
Speaker
Coronation salad is very popular in the UK, but it's chicken salad with curry and raisins in it.
00:47:01
Speaker
And I fuck with that shit hard.
00:47:04
Speaker
I bet it tastes good, but I cannot fucking stand that British people are like, you know what will make our bland ass bullshit fucking food taste good?
00:47:14
Speaker
Oh yeah.
00:47:14
Speaker
Yeah.
00:47:15
Speaker
They're just like, let's, uh, that's the only thing they took from India.
00:47:18
Speaker
They have access to all the spices.
00:47:20
Speaker
The national dish of the UK is chicken is a butter.
00:47:23
Speaker
Yeah.
00:47:24
Speaker
Tika masala.
00:47:25
Speaker
That is a chicken ticket.
00:47:26
Speaker
Did you guys see that?
00:47:28
Speaker
Did you guys see that shit where like more, uh, Indians own like property written and white people.
00:47:34
Speaker
And it's like, who's getting fucking colonized now, you piece of shit.
00:47:37
Speaker
It's really fascinating stuff.
00:47:40
Speaker
Do you guys like Chicken Salad Chick?
00:47:42
Speaker
Have y'all ever been there?
00:47:43
Speaker
Yeah, I fuck with Chicken Salad Chick.
00:47:44
Speaker
I've never been, but I had a friend who worked there for a long time and I literally didn't think it was real.
00:47:50
Speaker
The name sounds so dumb.
00:47:52
Speaker
I went to my mom's house and she had like three tubs and I was like, did you get this at the farmer's market from some old white woman who just thought it would be funny?
00:48:00
Speaker
And she's like, no, it's like a store.
00:48:02
Speaker
And then I started going and I was like, this shit kind of hits.
00:48:04
Speaker
Chicken salad is white culture.
00:48:06
Speaker
I'll say that.
00:48:06
Speaker
Like people say white culture.
00:48:08
Speaker
Chicken salad.
00:48:09
Speaker
Yeah, 100%.
00:48:09
Speaker
Chicken salad, pimento sandwiches, Arnold Palmer's.
00:48:14
Speaker
Yep.
00:48:15
Speaker
Potato salad.
00:48:15
Speaker
Anything you can eat at Augusta National is white people.
00:48:18
Speaker
Yeah, that's right.
00:48:18
Speaker
Chicken salad, egg salad, Arnold Palmer's, pimento cheese sandwiches.
00:48:24
Speaker
What's funny is we were talking about Brahms earlier and one time I complained to Zach because pimento cheese is one of my favorite foods in the world.
00:48:32
Speaker
I love a pimento cheese sandwich and I was complaining to Zach that I had gone to the Brahms in Hillsboro and I was like, dude, the pimento cheese sucks.
00:48:40
Speaker
And Zach went, why are you eating Brahms pimento cheese?
00:48:43
Speaker
And I had him over and I was like, what?
00:48:48
Speaker
Did you try the Chick-fil-A pimento cheese thing?
00:48:52
Speaker
Yes.
00:48:53
Speaker
I've tried it on two separate occasions.
00:48:55
Speaker
I didn't particularly.
00:48:56
Speaker
Actually, the first time I was very vocal about not liking it.
00:48:59
Speaker
Yeah.
00:49:00
Speaker
I think they improved the recipe slightly.
00:49:03
Speaker
I think there's too much honey on the sandwich.
00:49:05
Speaker
Yeah.
00:49:06
Speaker
That was the part that turned me off.
00:49:07
Speaker
I was like, I don't want sweetness.
00:49:09
Speaker
I think pimenta cheese needs to be made by a very nice old lady for her grandson for it to taste good.
00:49:16
Speaker
No, 100%.
00:49:17
Speaker
Like, and it has to be as cheap as possible.
00:49:19
Speaker
Yeah.
00:49:20
Speaker
Like if you can find it actually using like hoop cheese, like super cheap bullshit processed stuff instead of cheddar.
00:49:28
Speaker
I just want it on the fakest white bread.
00:49:31
Speaker
Like wonder bread, like soft.
00:49:35
Speaker
That was like when I was a little kid, I spent a lot of time, I would like spend weekends with my grandma and she would literally make me like piled high like butter sandwiches.
00:49:46
Speaker
So she would just put like bread and margarine and bread and margarine, like just like cheap ass country crock and then cut it into triangles.
00:49:53
Speaker
And it was like my favorite fucking thing.
00:49:55
Speaker
I would eat it all fucking day.
00:49:56
Speaker
Country crock, that's another good euphemism for pussy.
00:49:59
Speaker
There you go.
00:50:01
Speaker
Austin, your grandmother was born in 1940, right?
00:50:04
Speaker
No, she was born in 1914.
00:50:06
Speaker
Oh, that's what it is.
00:50:08
Speaker
I was like, that's a depression-ass meal right there.
00:50:11
Speaker
Yeah, no.
00:50:12
Speaker
My grandma was a teenager in the Depression.
00:50:16
Speaker
Aren't they all these days?
00:50:19
Speaker
Well, yeah.
00:50:22
Speaker
She was 82 when I was born.
00:50:24
Speaker
And she lived to 99.
00:50:26
Speaker
Yeah, she died when I was 17.
00:50:30
Speaker
Those brassy southern broads live a long time, don't they?
00:50:33
Speaker
Dude, and she literally, like, we would go to Jason's Deli.
00:50:39
Speaker
Every Sunday we'd go pick her up from her apartment.
00:50:43
Speaker
Put some lips on the soft serve.
00:50:45
Speaker
So she would order a baked potato because my dad was like, you have to get food.
00:50:49
Speaker
Like you have to actually eat.
00:50:50
Speaker
She would order a baked potato and then not touch it and just get an ice cream cone and just eat the ice cream cone.
00:50:58
Speaker
And when she died, we went, my aunt had gotten her like a big freezer, like a big like industrial freezer to store food in so she wouldn't have to go shopping.
00:51:06
Speaker
And we found like 40 baked potatoes and to go boxes.
00:51:09
Speaker
Yeah.
00:51:11
Speaker
died in there what a woman she was an absolute legend audie audie ingles
00:51:18
Speaker
That's also a great name.
00:51:19
Speaker
Her born name was Audie Shue.
00:51:21
Speaker
Dude, there is something about the southern woman of that era.
00:51:26
Speaker
My mom's grandma owned a bar on 6th Street, and it had a Domino's parlor in the back, and Steve McQueen would play there.
00:51:35
Speaker
Young Lily Nelson would play there.
00:51:37
Speaker
Her whole thing, whenever you went to her house, was she had a jar of room-temperature homemade mole on the table.
00:51:45
Speaker
That's awesome.
00:51:45
Speaker
We just put it on everything.
00:51:47
Speaker
That's fucking dope.
00:51:48
Speaker
My grandma thought playing cards were demonic.
00:51:51
Speaker
Nice.
00:51:52
Speaker
But she did not mind me watching Family Guy in front of her.
00:51:56
Speaker
So what are you going to do?
00:51:58
Speaker
She's just charming.
00:52:01
Speaker
All she cares about is those good old-fashioned family values.
00:52:04
Speaker
Yeah, exactly.
00:52:05
Speaker
Peta.
00:52:06
Speaker
Peta.
00:52:08
Speaker
Lucky there's a family guy.
00:52:10
Speaker
Yeah.
00:52:11
Speaker
Yeah, when I would go over there, I would just watch Adult Swim.
00:52:13
Speaker
If I ever need a real hearty gut laugh,
00:52:23
Speaker
I will go and look up.
00:52:25
Speaker
There's a specific speech in Family Guy where Brian the dog talks about why he keeps a gun in his safety deposit or safety deposit box.
00:52:34
Speaker
That's what it's called.
00:52:35
Speaker
Yeah.
00:52:35
Speaker
And he just gives this whole speech about how he keeps it in there.
00:52:38
Speaker
So he always has the option to kill himself.
00:52:41
Speaker
It sounds like it sounds like it would be depressing and it was meant to be sad.
00:52:45
Speaker
But you can't do Family Guy.
00:52:48
Speaker
Seth MacFarlane, I have to tell you.
00:52:50
Speaker
if the show is family guy, you can't be serious at all ever.
00:52:54
Speaker
Yeah, no.
00:52:54
Speaker
Because it comes across as the funniest shit you've ever heard in your life.
00:52:57
Speaker
It's fucking Brian the dog going, you know, I just, I don't know, sometimes the world gets heavy.
00:53:03
Speaker
I always, I'm not going to do it.
00:53:05
Speaker
I'm not going to kill myself, but to have the option...
00:53:09
Speaker
That's the funniest shit in the world to me.
00:53:11
Speaker
That's the funnier than any joke he's ever written is him trying to be serious.
00:53:14
Speaker
It's the same shit with Rick and Morty.
00:53:16
Speaker
Whenever Mazzy Star starts playing, I'm like, ah, kill yourself.
00:53:20
Speaker
Come on, dude.
00:53:20
Speaker
Just do it.
00:53:22
Speaker
Stop wasting time.
00:53:23
Speaker
What's the best McFarlane project outside of Family Guy?
00:53:26
Speaker
American Dad.
00:53:28
Speaker
No question.
00:53:30
Speaker
I think what I was looking for is outside of TV.
00:53:33
Speaker
Oh, sorry.
00:53:34
Speaker
American Dad.
00:53:35
Speaker
A Million Ways to Die in the West.
00:53:37
Speaker
That's what I was fishing for.
00:53:38
Speaker
I don't know how I feel about it.
00:53:40
Speaker
I think it's his music.
00:53:42
Speaker
I love any time he does his Sinatra impression or whatever.
00:53:47
Speaker
He's a great singer.
00:53:48
Speaker
He is.
00:53:50
Speaker
I want him to write a fucking Broadway musical.
00:53:53
Speaker
He should.
00:53:54
Speaker
I've said it before and I'll say it again.
00:53:56
Speaker
Yeah, sure.
00:53:57
Speaker
He was a good Oscar host.
00:53:57
Speaker
He's a very good Oscar host in my opinion.
00:53:59
Speaker
The best part of Family Guy is when Seth MacFarlane just unabashedly includes a fully original 1940s musical number into the... He'll just throw out these...
00:54:14
Speaker
incredibly well sung well uh like choreographed animated dance scenes set to like a big band swing and it's just like brian and stewie singing about like riding a train and i'm like what this is the this is craft like this is well made his performance in uh logan lucky is very funny yes oh yeah as the driver he's like uh it's like um what's it sasha baron cohen in
00:54:43
Speaker
talladega nights but in logan lucky it's very funny logan lucky underrated great film yeah great i mean one of the great unsung daniel craig performances one of the great also adam drivers to me yeah underrated or underseen i think it's underseen underseen people who've seen it love it yeah so good in that movie driver making a fucking martini with one arm awesome some of the best shit
00:55:12
Speaker
It also gave us perhaps one, like, one of the greatest images in indie rock over the last decade, which is, I believe Daniel Craig dragged Adam Driver and Channing Tatum to a Carsey headrest show.
00:55:27
Speaker
Yep.
00:55:31
Speaker
And, I mean, like...
00:55:32
Speaker
Daniel Craig, who is so obviously a queer man.
00:55:35
Speaker
Yeah.
00:55:37
Speaker
See that tweet that was like Daniel Craig is like if Mads Mikkelsen was actually gay.
00:55:41
Speaker
And then people responded to that saying like, actually, the director had to stop them from getting too kinky in the cock.
00:55:50
Speaker
Yes.
00:55:51
Speaker
They were fucking they were fucking loving that shit.
00:55:55
Speaker
It's like smacking his balls with a rope.
00:55:59
Speaker
Tom Hardy rescinding his quote being like, when he made that quote, he was like, I'm an actor, of course.
00:56:03
Speaker
I've slept with everyone.
00:56:04
Speaker
And then he later rescinded it.
00:56:05
Speaker
It's like Daniel Craig was like, I'm an actor.
00:56:07
Speaker
I've slept with everyone.
00:56:09
Speaker
Yeah.
00:56:09
Speaker
Without an ounce of joking.
00:56:11
Speaker
I texted y'all about this, but the Hollywood Reporter...
00:56:15
Speaker
No, it was Variety Roundtable where Daniel Craig was in there.
00:56:20
Speaker
Every time someone was saying something serious, he was just literally zoning out in the background.
00:56:28
Speaker
Sarsgaard said something about an actor doing something that he didn't like.
00:56:32
Speaker
And Daniel Craig just perks up.
00:56:34
Speaker
He's like, who is it?
00:56:35
Speaker
Who is it?
00:56:36
Speaker
Let's talk shit.
00:56:37
Speaker
Let's put a... Why the fuck was the interview, the Variety interview, not between Kieran Culkin and Daniel Craig?
00:56:45
Speaker
Because that would have been... Because the one between him and Coleman Domingo was awesome.
00:56:49
Speaker
You're right, but can you imagine the dish sesh between Kieran Culkin and Daniel Craig?
00:56:54
Speaker
There is a lot of beauty.
00:56:55
Speaker
This with Joshua Conner is good.
00:56:57
Speaker
There is a lot of beauty in the dish sesh there, but I also just think like...
00:57:02
Speaker
But this is a great opportunity and a great transition to talk about.
00:57:05
Speaker
I think the Domingo and Culkin interview is like just one of the best versions of that I have seen in a long time.
00:57:14
Speaker
Like the actors on actors.
00:57:17
Speaker
Awesome human being.
00:57:18
Speaker
He just seems like the coolest guy of all time.
00:57:20
Speaker
Yeah.
00:57:21
Speaker
And he's great.
00:57:24
Speaker
No, it's not fucking anywhere.
00:57:25
Speaker
How do you watch that movie?
00:57:27
Speaker
You can't right now unless it's playing in a theater, which it's not.
00:57:29
Speaker
They're supposed to re-release it after the new year.
00:57:32
Speaker
Didn't it technically release in 2023 also?
00:57:35
Speaker
Technically a 2023 release.
00:57:36
Speaker
That's insane, dude.
00:57:37
Speaker
This is the shit to me that makes me mad about movies versus music.
00:57:42
Speaker
It's really easy to champion indie music.
00:57:47
Speaker
it all comes out at the same time as everything else all it takes to be a champion of indie music is to find it and tell people about it but with indie movies you can't fucking watch it you can't find them they're nowhere yeah yeah it sucks i'm i really want to see it i'm stoked this is why shit like movie is so important because movie is like no one's ever gonna fucking see this movie so let's put it onto our platform and try to get it into at least some theaters like they don't have the money to put
00:58:14
Speaker
a movie release in every theater.
00:58:16
Speaker
But it's like the substance is a movie release.
00:58:19
Speaker
Like, like, and do not expect too much from the end of the world is showing up on all these like top 10 of the year lists.
00:58:24
Speaker
And it's like, that's because of movie.
00:58:26
Speaker
That's because movie platform did.
00:58:28
Speaker
And they like, uh,
00:58:29
Speaker
Vinegar Syndrome is starting to do that as well, but they have even less money than movies, so they have to do very limited releases.
00:58:35
Speaker
But it's cool that they're finding these insanely small horror movies and fucking gross-out flicks to just play on theaters because that's what they care about.
00:58:46
Speaker
The people in charge of preserving and collecting movies, there's a special ring in heaven for them.
00:58:53
Speaker
And I will make sure that they get it.
00:58:55
Speaker
I'm constantly interceding with the big man.
00:59:00
Speaker
that you said interceding you're in the holiest of holies just being like everybody at Radiance Films needs their spot God listen God I know that Arrow Video has a lot of basically soft corn porn on their roster but please it's so important that they are in heaven to me oh god if I get there and they're not there I'm leaving going out the other way
00:59:28
Speaker
I, uh, Arrow Video also has my favorite disc, uh, jackets.
00:59:34
Speaker
Oh, Arrow Video jackets are awesome.
00:59:37
Speaker
I have, um, I have society and brain damage on Arrow Video release, and, uh, they have so much fucking, like, uh, Yeah, Basket Case is my only Arrow jacket, I think.
00:59:50
Speaker
I have Argento's bird with the crystal plumage, that same, but I have it on 4K.
00:59:55
Speaker
And the jacket has a reversible side where it's like the original Italian poster.
01:00:03
Speaker
Holy shit.
01:00:04
Speaker
Let me go get it.
01:00:05
Speaker
The Arrow video black hat director's cut.
01:00:07
Speaker
I've got the Arrow RoboCop.
01:00:11
Speaker
You've never seen RoboCop?
01:00:13
Speaker
I need to watch that soon.
01:00:13
Speaker
Zach, oh my god.
01:00:15
Speaker
That's your homework for the week.
01:00:17
Speaker
I probably will watch it right after this.
01:00:21
Speaker
The, I mean, they deserve... Turns out the Blu-ray also has the reversible jacket.
01:00:26
Speaker
They deserve, like, Hall of Famer status for the Black Hat Director's Cut release just alone.
01:00:32
Speaker
Like, that's so important to film history.
01:00:34
Speaker
We're gonna wear some dead air real quick because everybody's going to their disc room to pull out their air radio sleeves.
01:00:41
Speaker
Yeah, dear listener, we are all way too deep in the hole with our physical media.
01:00:48
Speaker
Yeah.
01:00:50
Speaker
I feel like I had some other Arrow release that was... I've also got the Giallo box set.
01:00:55
Speaker
I've got Giallo essentials.
01:00:56
Speaker
Red, does your bird with the crystal plumage also have this?
01:00:59
Speaker
Yeah, I just flipped it.
01:01:00
Speaker
Oh, yeah.
01:01:01
Speaker
Isn't that sick, dude?
01:01:02
Speaker
It's so red.
01:01:04
Speaker
I think my favorite jacket recently, though, is the new Criterion Godzilla one that has a pop-up Godzilla in it.
01:01:11
Speaker
It's fucking dope, dude.
01:01:13
Speaker
I will say that my favorite jacket that I own right now is not the...
01:01:19
Speaker
It's not a Criterion or Arrow.
01:01:21
Speaker
It's just a straight up actual.
01:01:23
Speaker
I'll go grab it.
01:01:24
Speaker
But here, y'all talk while I go grab it.
01:01:26
Speaker
Did y'all see the Studio Canal Third Man 4K release?
01:01:31
Speaker
No.
01:01:31
Speaker
It's a giant box and you open it and it has a Ferris wheel that comes up.
01:01:37
Speaker
Oh, hell yeah.
01:01:37
Speaker
And it plays the score.
01:01:40
Speaker
Also very excited for the new Lionsgate Tarantino discs.
01:01:44
Speaker
Yeah, yeah.
01:01:45
Speaker
Those look great.
01:01:46
Speaker
The Shin Godzilla jacket is so fucking killer.
01:01:51
Speaker
That's dope.
01:01:51
Speaker
That's cool.
01:01:52
Speaker
And it just has all the tagline on the back is, a god incarnate, a city doomed.
01:02:00
Speaker
That's fucking sick.
01:02:00
Speaker
I've just got the regular third man studio canal blue, and it's a cool poster, but it's not the same.
01:02:06
Speaker
Yeah.
01:02:06
Speaker
Dude, let me send you all that four gigs.
01:02:08
Speaker
The cool part of this Giallo Essentials box is that it has three individual Blu-ray discs in there.
01:02:17
Speaker
I just want to read you the titles of these films.
01:02:19
Speaker
We've got...
01:02:21
Speaker
Edwige Fennec's Strip Nude for Your Killer.
01:02:24
Speaker
That's a good one.
01:02:25
Speaker
I've seen that one.
01:02:26
Speaker
Never seen it.
01:02:27
Speaker
We've got Sergio Martino's Torso.
01:02:30
Speaker
I have not seen that one, but I want to.
01:02:33
Speaker
And Massimo Dalamano's What Have They Done to Your Daughters, which is a banger of a jacket.
01:02:41
Speaker
That's sick.
01:02:42
Speaker
There's a kind of underseen giallo that I really like called Nothing Underneath.
01:02:49
Speaker
And it's about...
01:02:52
Speaker
Oh, yeah, this third man disc is sick.
01:02:54
Speaker
It's crazy.
01:02:55
Speaker
It's like $70, but I really fucking want it.
01:02:58
Speaker
The plot of this Giallo is that it's an American brother and sister who are like twins, and they have a telepathic connection, and the sister moved to Italy to do...
01:03:12
Speaker
modeling and um the plot of it is that there is a giallo style kill black glove style killer uh killing models with a giant pair of scissors hell yeah um and he he has to come over like fucking johnny utah and uh show this uh this fucker how america does it amen yes he should i love i love plastic
01:03:40
Speaker
It's the fucking greatest thing in the world.
01:03:42
Speaker
I love single-use plastic.
01:03:44
Speaker
You'll never take it away from me.
01:03:48
Speaker
I only drink water out of eight-ounce plastic bottles.
01:03:52
Speaker
That's all I do.
01:03:53
Speaker
Give me the four-and-a-half-ounce joints, the itty-bitty ones.
01:03:56
Speaker
Back to Daniel Craig, I love that Broccoli took a stand and was like, don't fucking call it content.
01:04:02
Speaker
We're making genuine Bond movies or nothing.
01:04:05
Speaker
Yeah.
01:04:07
Speaker
Yeah, they're trying to maintain the brand and I appreciate it as a giant Bond fan that I am.
01:04:13
Speaker
Yeah, as like the Bond diehards in this podcast.
01:04:17
Speaker
If you want spinoffs, just watch the Amazon Mr. and Mrs. Smith series.
01:04:21
Speaker
It's close enough.
01:04:23
Speaker
It's just so bullshit that we have to... Listen, and it's partially my fault because I do watch them, but The Penguin is a good show that didn't have to be about Batman.
01:04:35
Speaker
You know what I mean?
01:04:35
Speaker
Yeah.
01:04:37
Speaker
But it's, I mean, I can appreciate like shoveling good genre work into a broken system.
01:04:44
Speaker
Yeah.
01:04:45
Speaker
I appreciate it because that's how we have to do it now.
01:04:47
Speaker
Yeah.
01:04:48
Speaker
But like, it sucks that that's how we have to do it because like, I don't know.
01:04:53
Speaker
There's a difference though because the comic book world does have actual comic books that spin off and go into different avenues.
01:05:00
Speaker
Yeah.
01:05:01
Speaker
Well, yeah.
01:05:02
Speaker
Cause everyone's just trying to copy the comic book world.
01:05:04
Speaker
It's just, I don't know.
01:05:05
Speaker
I'm a little tired of it.
01:05:07
Speaker
I get that.
01:05:08
Speaker
That makes sense to me.
01:05:10
Speaker
It is quite annoying.
01:05:11
Speaker
It's like what you were talking about with Jury No.
01:05:13
Speaker
2.
01:05:13
Speaker
If this came out in the 90s, it would have made $80 billion.
01:05:15
Speaker
Oh yeah, 100%.
01:05:18
Speaker
It would have been on 3,000 screens and it would have sold out showings from people in Waco, Texas.
01:05:27
Speaker
$80 billion.
01:05:28
Speaker
No one's seen this many billions.
01:05:31
Speaker
They're calling it the best movie of all time.
01:05:35
Speaker
I have Jury number two currently at number six on the year.
01:05:37
Speaker
Okay.
01:05:39
Speaker
Let me see where I put it.
01:05:40
Speaker
Just below Challengers and just above Rebel Ridge.
01:05:43
Speaker
Damn, you were Rebel Ridge Hive.
01:05:47
Speaker
Oh, yeah, dude.
01:05:47
Speaker
Yeah, my top... I'm going to move some shit around because I haven't looked at this in a while, but yeah, I have Jury number two at seven.
01:05:56
Speaker
Right above Hitman and right below Dune Part 2.
01:05:59
Speaker
Yeah.
01:06:00
Speaker
sounds about right i i am gonna i'm gonna re-watch dune part two before we do like our um before we do the golden marmalades because i do feel like it's gonna work for me better on a second watch i fucking hope so i was very i'm very optimistic i know i'm very optimistic about it on a second watch and i'm gonna do a back i'm gonna watch both
01:06:21
Speaker
Yeah, I want to do it back to back.
01:06:23
Speaker
That might be beneficial.
01:06:24
Speaker
I'm also going to try to watch all the short film noms this year.
01:06:27
Speaker
I don't normally do that.
01:06:28
Speaker
Yeah, I'm going to try to do it too.
01:06:30
Speaker
Cinemark has been good about showing them the last few years, so hopefully I can go on the day where they're doing it.
01:06:34
Speaker
I just watched a short film on Canopy called The Orchestra, and it was just like the sweetest, most charming little animated flick, like 15 minutes.
01:06:43
Speaker
I really usually love all the animated shorts.
01:06:46
Speaker
I just like anytime I try to watch like an Oscar qualifying live action short, it's always just bullshit.
01:06:52
Speaker
I was mainly talking about the animated ones.
01:06:54
Speaker
Because like if in a good world, in the good timeline, Thunder Road, the short film won the Oscar for best short film.
01:07:05
Speaker
And didn't even get nominated.
01:07:06
Speaker
Or fucking Crescia.
01:07:07
Speaker
Crescia.
01:07:09
Speaker
The Crescia short film is one of the best short films I've ever seen in my life.
01:07:12
Speaker
And the feature is fantastic.
01:07:14
Speaker
Oh, yeah.
01:07:14
Speaker
The feature is incredible, too.
01:07:15
Speaker
But the short film is like, I don't know.
01:07:18
Speaker
That's some artistry.
01:07:21
Speaker
Yeah.
01:07:21
Speaker
Trey Edward Schultz understands the suburbs north of Houston better than any man who's ever existed.
01:07:28
Speaker
Like, he really gets it.
01:07:30
Speaker
He also really understands having an alcoholic aunt.
01:07:31
Speaker
Yeah.
01:07:32
Speaker
Yeah, dude.
01:07:33
Speaker
Did you see that he's directing The Weeknd's script?
01:07:38
Speaker
Cool.
01:07:38
Speaker
The Weeknd's with Jenna Ortega and Barry Keegan.
01:07:41
Speaker
I take everything bad I said about the fucking show he did on HBO.
01:07:45
Speaker
The Idol.
01:07:46
Speaker
The Idol.
01:07:47
Speaker
That show sucks, but it's perfect because it sucks.
01:07:50
Speaker
It's just the weekend going like, yeah, I'm basically a bad boy that eats pussy.
01:07:57
Speaker
And smokes palm oils.
01:07:58
Speaker
And I smoke palm oils.
01:08:00
Speaker
And I'm an evil cult leader that is sexy.
01:08:04
Speaker
There's nothing cooler than that.
01:08:06
Speaker
I don't know.
01:08:07
Speaker
I want the studio to give him a billion dollars to just make the horniest thing of all time.
01:08:13
Speaker
I'm thinking that's what this Trad Richeltz flick is going to be.
01:08:15
Speaker
Speaking of Traderwood Schultz, I think Zack, Sean Fennessey, and myself are the biggest Waves fans around.
01:08:22
Speaker
I've never seen it.
01:08:23
Speaker
I need to.
01:08:24
Speaker
I like it.
01:08:26
Speaker
I don't think it's... I mean, I think it's his weakest feature, but I like it.
01:08:31
Speaker
It's something that hit me at a time when I was getting into movies in a deeper sense.
01:08:37
Speaker
And that movie, along with Itoumama Tambien and a few other ones, were like,
01:08:44
Speaker
the ones that showed me gateways yeah and so it's like even if i rewatched waves and it didn't hold up it still it's just gonna have that spot for me i really liked it comes at night i love it comes at night i think creche is fantastic um yeah hurry up tomorrow is the name of the new one with the weekend jenna ortega and uh barry keegan and charlie d'amelio
01:09:07
Speaker
Interesting.
01:09:08
Speaker
Charlie D'Amelio was the one that was in Thanksgiving.
01:09:11
Speaker
The Roth figure.
01:09:15
Speaker
She wasn't bad.
01:09:17
Speaker
I still haven't watched Thanksgiving.
01:09:18
Speaker
I need to watch it.
01:09:21
Speaker
I think Thanksgiving is fine.
01:09:23
Speaker
In a world where the Terrifier movies are out, Eli Roth is kind of weak sauce now.
01:09:29
Speaker
You heard it here first, guys.
01:09:31
Speaker
There's some fun kills in Thanksgiving, but I don't know.
01:09:36
Speaker
Have any of y'all watched his History of Horror series?
01:09:39
Speaker
No.
01:09:40
Speaker
Me neither.
01:09:41
Speaker
I've almost bought it seeing it like the secondhand video store.
01:09:44
Speaker
The best thing Eli Roth has ever done was be in Inglourious Bastards.
01:09:48
Speaker
100%.
01:09:48
Speaker
True.
01:09:49
Speaker
And he wasn't even supposed to be.
01:09:50
Speaker
Teddy fucking ball games!
01:09:53
Speaker
I really want to see the Adam Sandler version, but I do think that Eli Roth adding a youthful bravado to the Bear Jew is an inspired choice.
01:10:06
Speaker
yeah can you imagine adam sandler voice though with it yeah that would be sick what if sandman like what if sandman got really mad and was like and basically did the affleck and gone girl thing where he like held up he like held up set he was like i'm not doing a fucking guy who's a fucking ted williams fan fuck you yeah he's gonna be a goddamn yankees fan or bust
01:10:32
Speaker
We're going to talk about Mickey Mantle, bitch.
01:10:35
Speaker
Okay, how about them apples?
01:10:37
Speaker
And knowing Tarantino, he'd be like, that's not what I fucking wrote.
01:10:40
Speaker
Yeah, that might be why he left the project.
01:10:43
Speaker
I also don't think Tarantino wrote Teddy fucking ballgame.
01:10:47
Speaker
I think that was an Eli Roth ad lib, but what are you going to do?
01:10:50
Speaker
I mean, I just want to see Sandler work with Tarantino.
01:10:53
Speaker
I think they would be really good together.
01:10:55
Speaker
It's too bad Tarantino's being a massive pussy right now.
01:10:58
Speaker
I know, he's being a little bitch boy.
01:11:00
Speaker
I can't make more than nine movies.
01:11:02
Speaker
I don't know.
01:11:03
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What am I to do?
01:11:04
Speaker
I can't wrap up my career.
01:11:05
Speaker
We could have had like four Death Proof style movies and he's just waffling.
01:11:08
Speaker
Yeah, dude.
01:11:09
Speaker
Fucking take Ridley Scott's like... Take a page out of his book.
01:11:14
Speaker
And just make movies until you drop.
01:11:16
Speaker
Yeah, make movies, dude.
01:11:18
Speaker
Same with Scorsese.
01:11:19
Speaker
He's too busy chatting up with Bill Maher.
01:11:23
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He cares too much about his legacy.
01:11:24
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I'm like, fuck off, dude.
01:11:25
Speaker
Make more movies.
01:11:26
Speaker
That could be your legacy.
01:11:28
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It's going to be so cool when we look back in time and see Ridley Scott's massive filmography and go, you know what?
01:11:33
Speaker
There were some stinkers in here, but dude was just swinging for the fences.
01:11:36
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He never fucking quit, man.
01:11:38
Speaker
He was making Napoleon.
01:11:39
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He was getting PTA in on a rewrite.
01:11:41
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And the stinkers still entertain me.
01:11:44
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Yeah.
01:11:45
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Yeah.
01:11:45
Speaker
I fucking love House of Gucci.
01:11:48
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Little Pigeon.
01:11:48
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Not a stinker, fuck you.
01:11:50
Speaker
No, it's just not Blade Runner.
01:11:53
Speaker
You know what I mean?
01:11:54
Speaker
It's not Alien.
01:11:56
Speaker
But it did give us the best Jared Leto performance ever.
01:11:59
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Oh, 100%.
01:11:59
Speaker
And a great late Pacino.
01:12:03
Speaker
Well, Morbius died?
01:12:07
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Yeah.
01:12:08
Speaker
I would take a three-hour version of House of Gucci that's just Paolo and what's Pacino's character's name?
01:12:17
Speaker
Aldo?
01:12:18
Speaker
Yeah, Aldo.
01:12:19
Speaker
Palo and Aldo Gucci.
01:12:21
Speaker
Just a father and son movie about the fuck up son and the rich dad.
01:12:26
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I would love it.
01:12:26
Speaker
You could have called both of them Buca di Beppo and I would have believed it.
01:12:29
Speaker
Buca di Beppo!
01:12:31
Speaker
What the fuck are we
SNL Sketches and Actor Performances
01:12:32
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talking about here?
01:12:32
Speaker
Hey, did you hear that?
01:12:34
Speaker
Did you hear that?
01:12:34
Speaker
Luigi, man.
01:12:35
Speaker
Johnny killed Aldo Gucci.
01:12:38
Speaker
What was Bill Hader's SNL Italian interview show?
01:12:43
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that he would do where he just did fake Italian and he would just be like and then he would just use it to shoehorn in like a James Mason impression it was phenomenal Bill Hader's like fucking niche references or niche impressions is like my favorite thing that he does he only does it for him and that's my favorite comedy is when I can tell like they're doing it because they think it's funny it's what makes all of Norm MacDonald's jokes work yeah
01:13:11
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Have you seen when Bill Hader visits the Dateline set?
01:13:14
Speaker
Oh my god, yeah.
01:13:16
Speaker
It's fantastic.
01:13:17
Speaker
It's such a good video because he's such a fucking nerd.
01:13:20
Speaker
And he's like, ah, the DNA.
01:13:22
Speaker
That pesky DNA.
01:13:23
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He's genuinely just over the moon about that experience.
01:13:26
Speaker
You can tell it's the favorite moment of his life.
01:13:29
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Yeah, Keith Morrison is his idol.
01:13:31
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Like, it's truly...
01:13:32
Speaker
It's so sick.
01:13:33
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I mean, his his I mentioned it before, I think his Pacino where he does like a micro impression of Pacino on hold.
01:13:41
Speaker
And he's just like, like operator.
01:13:45
Speaker
One.
01:13:46
Speaker
One.
01:13:48
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Operator.
01:13:48
Speaker
And it's just that.
01:13:50
Speaker
It's so fucking funny.
01:13:52
Speaker
Also, we were talking about favorite curse words.
01:13:57
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And probably my favorite use of the C word in the movie is in Glen Gary Glen Ross when Ricky's talking to Williamson at the end.
01:14:05
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He goes, you stupid fucking cunt, you idiot.
01:14:09
Speaker
It's so good.
01:14:10
Speaker
I think about it all the time.
01:14:12
Speaker
Isn't it crazy that fucking Alec Baldwin won an Oscar for calling a bunch of like middle-aged white guys the F-slur?
01:14:20
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Yeah.
01:14:21
Speaker
And it's an incredible performance, literally.
01:14:23
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And it's the only thing in the movie that wasn't in the play.
01:14:25
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And they've later added it to the play.
01:14:27
Speaker
Yeah.
01:14:27
Speaker
Because it's so perfect.
01:14:28
Speaker
It's so good.
01:14:29
Speaker
I think you got to know, Joe, is that coffee is for closers.
01:14:31
Speaker
Coffee's for closers.
01:14:32
Speaker
Always be closing.
01:14:33
Speaker
Yeah.
01:14:33
Speaker
You see this watch?
01:14:35
Speaker
Yeah.
01:14:35
Speaker
You like this watch?
01:14:37
Speaker
I drove here in a $60,000 Cadillac.
01:14:40
Speaker
That's my resume.
01:14:41
Speaker
Good airplane movie.
01:14:41
Speaker
Great airplane movie.
01:14:43
Speaker
It's a great airplane movie.
01:14:46
Speaker
It belongs in the genre that Juror No.
01:14:48
Speaker
2 will cement itself into, which is movies that when they come on TV, you just kind of finish it.
01:14:53
Speaker
You just got to watch it.
01:14:54
Speaker
You scroll to it, you're 15 minutes in, you're like, ah, the office.
01:14:58
Speaker
As an Oscar obsessive, I have to correct a couple things.
01:15:01
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One, Alec Baldwin has never won an Oscar.
01:15:04
Speaker
Did he get nominated?
01:15:05
Speaker
No.
01:15:06
Speaker
And that is the crazier thing.
01:15:08
Speaker
That's a crime.
01:15:09
Speaker
That nobody got nominated for that movie?
01:15:11
Speaker
Pacino did get nominated for Ricky Romo.
01:15:13
Speaker
I mean, he's fantastic.
01:15:15
Speaker
But everybody in that movie is like fucking Jack Lemmon in that movie.
01:15:20
Speaker
Jack Lemmon?
01:15:21
Speaker
Fucking phenomenal.
01:15:23
Speaker
Just fucking drinking Cuddy and water.
01:15:26
Speaker
Ed Harris in that movie is excellent.
01:15:27
Speaker
Ed Harris is amazing.
01:15:28
Speaker
I mean, Ed Harris has like 9 million Oscar nominations.
01:15:31
Speaker
If I could throw another one at him.
01:15:32
Speaker
Red, whatever happened to the Cuddy Stark dartboard?
01:15:35
Speaker
It is sitting in my front room.
01:15:38
Speaker
Hell yeah.
01:15:38
Speaker
Still.
01:15:38
Speaker
My mom found a Cuddy Stark dartboard and like thrifting one day and it's been floating around different houses ever since.
01:15:45
Speaker
Oh, I love that.
01:15:46
Speaker
Yeah.
01:15:46
Speaker
Yeah, I still have it.
01:15:47
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We had our church like staff party last week and I got a bottle of Glen Merengue as my for my secret Santa, which was awesome.
01:15:57
Speaker
But Evan, who's our like office guy, he's like 22 years old and somebody got him a bottle of Cuddy.
Celebrity Liquor and Brand Debates
01:16:03
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And I was like, is he a 70 year old fucking
01:16:05
Speaker
Like an accountant?
01:16:07
Speaker
Like, dude, what 22-year-old in their right mind is terrible?
01:16:12
Speaker
It's just shitty scotch.
01:16:14
Speaker
I like it because it's cheap.
01:16:16
Speaker
Yeah, but I'd much more quickly buy a bottle of J&B and just pretend I'm Kurt Russell in the thing.
01:16:22
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I have Cuddy Stark shot glasses that say no working during drinking hours, and I only have it because there's a liquor store in Waco, and I went to go buy a bottle of JTS Brown or something,
01:16:33
Speaker
And the dude at the counter is like, no, no, no, no.
01:16:36
Speaker
And he goes and grabs a gift edition of Cuddy Stark with the shot glasses.
01:16:41
Speaker
He's like, this one's $5 cheaper anyway.
01:16:43
Speaker
And you get the glasses.
01:16:43
Speaker
I'm like, sure, dude.
01:16:44
Speaker
Yeah, dude, go crazy.
01:16:48
Speaker
People that work at liquor stores are the salt of the earth, man.
01:16:51
Speaker
Cuddy's like, it's a scotch and soda scotch.
01:16:53
Speaker
Like, you don't drink it.
01:16:55
Speaker
I mean, same thing with J&B, in my opinion.
01:16:56
Speaker
Like, just don't fuck with it.
01:16:58
Speaker
Like, buy, spend ten more dollars if you want to just drink scotch and get, like, something, you know, like Laphroaig, like, Distillers Select or whatever.
01:17:06
Speaker
Speaking of, McAllen is the most overrated liquor in the world.
01:17:10
Speaker
I totally agree.
01:17:11
Speaker
Fuck McAllen.
01:17:11
Speaker
You are firing on all cylinders, Zachy boy.
01:17:15
Speaker
I hate McAllen.
01:17:17
Speaker
It's the biggest flaw in the writing of Community is that Joel McHale's a McAllen guy, but then maybe it's to indicate that he has bad taste.
01:17:24
Speaker
He has bad taste and that's part of his character.
01:17:27
Speaker
That's fair.
01:17:27
Speaker
That's a good call.
01:17:28
Speaker
If his character had good taste, it would be... No.
01:17:30
Speaker
Swanson is a...
01:17:31
Speaker
LaFroiga.
01:17:32
Speaker
Or Lagavulin.
01:17:33
Speaker
Lagavulin.
01:17:34
Speaker
I was about to say, I literally, the thing I was about to say was that the only celebrity alcohol that I have actively enjoyed was Nick Offerman's Lagavulin.
01:17:44
Speaker
I've never had Lagavulin.
01:17:46
Speaker
I had it one day.
01:17:46
Speaker
It's quite good.
01:17:47
Speaker
I was at an Irish pub in Tulsa, and I was looking at their scotch list, and they had the Nick Offerman Lagavulin 12.
01:17:55
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And you were like, I have to.
01:17:56
Speaker
And I was like,
01:17:58
Speaker
I gotta try it.
01:17:59
Speaker
I do like a peated whiskey.
01:18:01
Speaker
And I took a sip and I was like, damn Nick, you got taste.
01:18:05
Speaker
I poured a Laphroaig.
01:18:09
Speaker
I bought a bottle of Laphroaig for myself for my birthday a couple years ago.
01:18:12
Speaker
And I poured some for Clarice's dad.
01:18:14
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He was visiting.
01:18:14
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He was like, this just tastes like seaweed.
01:18:16
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And I was like, yeah.
01:18:17
Speaker
Yeah, it's delicious.
01:18:18
Speaker
Yeah, it's fucking delicious.
01:18:20
Speaker
I will say, I think...
01:18:23
Speaker
And I'm going to do a huge caveat here before I say what I'm about to say, because we're talking about celebrity liquor brands, is if it was genuinely like 40% cheaper, Terramana and Casamigos would be like great for their price point.
01:18:39
Speaker
Yeah.
01:18:40
Speaker
Yeah.
01:18:41
Speaker
Wait.
01:18:41
Speaker
I think Terramana is pretty good.
01:18:43
Speaker
What's is Cosamigos the Aaron poll?
01:18:45
Speaker
No, that's the.
01:18:47
Speaker
It's a. It's.
01:18:48
Speaker
Has anybody had that?
01:18:49
Speaker
Clooney.
01:18:50
Speaker
I've never had Dos Hombres.
01:18:51
Speaker
Never.
01:18:51
Speaker
I can't find it.
01:18:52
Speaker
I can't find it either.
01:18:53
Speaker
I think you can get it.
01:18:54
Speaker
I've seen it.
01:18:55
Speaker
I feel like I've seen it more recently at liquor stores, but I'm just like, hey, if I'm getting Mezcal, I'm getting Delma.
01:18:59
Speaker
Terramana is cheap.
01:19:02
Speaker
Yeah.
01:19:03
Speaker
It's like 25 bucks.
01:19:04
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It's way cheaper than Casamigos.
01:19:06
Speaker
Casamigos is Clooney.
01:19:07
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Okay, I like Casamigos.
01:19:09
Speaker
I've had it a couple times.
01:19:10
Speaker
Clarissa's mom always has it at the crib, and it's fucking banging.
01:19:13
Speaker
My favorite of the celebrity liquors is the Wild Turkey Long Branch, the McConaughey.
01:19:21
Speaker
Oh, Long Branch.
01:19:22
Speaker
Wild Turkey is fucking delicious.
01:19:24
Speaker
It's so good.
01:19:25
Speaker
It's a little pricey, but... Sure.
01:19:28
Speaker
I think the thing with tequila specifically is that it's like...
01:19:31
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Why ever buy a celebrity tequila when there are 900 incredible distillers?
01:19:36
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Hey, Lalo, sponsor us.
01:19:39
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Yeah, yeah.
01:19:39
Speaker
Shout out to Lalo.
01:19:40
Speaker
Lalo, I think paying for your buck might be the best tequila on the market.
01:19:43
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It's up there.
01:19:44
Speaker
It's up there.
01:19:45
Speaker
I think the last bottle of Mezcal I bought was a brand called Madre, I think.
01:19:50
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Madre was pretty nice, but I don't know that I've... I fuck real heavy with Mezcal.
01:19:56
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Me too.
01:19:58
Speaker
Hey, we're four white guys in our 20s.
01:20:00
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Of course we drink Mezcal.
01:20:02
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But that's the thing.
01:20:04
Speaker
I love a Latina.
01:20:05
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I have people in my life who you either like bourbon and tequila or you like scotch and mezcal.
01:20:12
Speaker
Wow, that's a good point.
01:20:13
Speaker
I'm an all-opportunities guy.
01:20:14
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I'll take anything.
01:20:15
Speaker
What about us where we're just perverts and we're like, no, I want all of it?
01:20:18
Speaker
Yeah, we're just booze.
01:20:20
Speaker
Is that booze I smell?
01:20:21
Speaker
Put it in my glass.
01:20:23
Speaker
You got booze in there?
01:20:25
Speaker
You got booze back there behind that counter there?
01:20:26
Speaker
I bought into two shots of booze.
01:20:28
Speaker
Neat.
01:20:30
Speaker
Yeah, let me get the booze special.
01:20:32
Speaker
Can I have one booze, please?
01:20:34
Speaker
It's truly the thing in a movie where they're like, can I get a beer?
01:20:37
Speaker
And I'm like, nobody orders a beer.
01:20:39
Speaker
One booze second or two.
01:20:41
Speaker
It's like Repo Man, and you just get beer.
01:20:44
Speaker
There's a line that I wrote for a script that kind of got thrown away that I need to find a way to repurpose, but it's a guy that walks into a bar, and he just goes...
01:20:56
Speaker
Can I get a beer?
01:20:57
Speaker
And the guy goes, what kind?
01:20:59
Speaker
And before he can finish saying what kind, he goes, joke's on you, asshole.
01:21:03
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I want two beers now.
01:21:06
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That's really good.
01:21:08
Speaker
That's really good.
01:21:09
Speaker
This is completely unrelated, but my nephew, my seven-year-old nephew, got a bearded dragon for his birthday.
01:21:17
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Hell yeah.
01:21:18
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We just got this picture.
01:21:20
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Dude, I had a bearded dragon growing up.
01:21:23
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My dad named him Wilfred.
01:21:25
Speaker
Nice.
01:21:25
Speaker
A bearded dragon is what you call dick with bush.
01:21:31
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is what you call dick with bush yeah i think i think he named his poe after the kung fu panda i'm pretty sure dick with bush was a 2000 campaign slogan
01:21:44
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Fun with Dick and Bush.
01:21:45
Speaker
Fun with Dick and Bush.
01:21:46
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Tagline, don't shave.
01:21:48
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Yeah.
01:21:51
Speaker
You guys, of course you're happy.
01:21:53
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I for real thought you were about to go, do you guys like Bush?
01:21:55
Speaker
Yeah.
01:21:58
Speaker
You wouldn't have to.
01:21:59
Speaker
You could listen to the four of us talk, look at the four of us in person, and just know that this podcast fucks with Bush, first of all.
01:22:06
Speaker
Yeah, the internet's only pro-Bush podcast.
01:22:08
Speaker
My favorite painter.
01:22:11
Speaker
Bosch?
01:22:12
Speaker
You mean Hieronymus Bush?
01:22:14
Speaker
Yeah.
01:22:15
Speaker
Zach St.
01:22:16
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George W. Bush.
01:22:18
Speaker
George W. Bush.
01:22:19
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Our number one of all time, George W. Bush.
01:22:20
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Number two of all time, Adolf Hitler.
01:22:22
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Yeah.
01:22:24
Speaker
Jesus Christ.
01:22:26
Speaker
Do you guys see the... I looked down at my phone for like eight seconds and I didn't hear what any of the preface was.
01:22:35
Speaker
I just heard number one, George W. Bush.
01:22:37
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Number two, Adolf Hitler.
01:22:39
Speaker
Understood no context.
01:22:40
Speaker
There's a lot of context that that could make sense in.
01:22:43
Speaker
Yeah, yeah, for sure.
01:22:45
Speaker
There's a bit in the Adam Friedland Show Destiny interview where basically Destiny, who's a fucking moron, by the way, I don't remember what the context was, but he's basically talking about how everything has become so politicized that you can't make a point without it being political.
01:23:04
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And that's fair.
01:23:05
Speaker
But then he goes, you know, and not everything has to be political.
01:23:08
Speaker
Like, obviously, there's things that I like that have no bearing on my politics.
01:23:11
Speaker
Like, I like a lot of Adolf Hitler's paintings.
01:23:14
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And you hear in the background Nick Mullen just like gut laughing full volume because that's the funniest thing he could have said in that moment.
01:23:25
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And Adam literally looks at the camera like, okay.
01:23:28
Speaker
Did you just say that?
01:23:30
Speaker
Holy shit.
01:23:31
Speaker
Wait, Destiny said that, not Friedland?
01:23:34
Speaker
Yeah.
01:23:34
Speaker
No, Destiny said that.
01:23:35
Speaker
Because that would have been a Friedland joke.
01:23:37
Speaker
Yeah, it's a Friedland line, but Destiny's saying it seriously.
01:23:40
Speaker
Yeah, that makes it way more insane.
01:23:42
Speaker
The best Friedland line from the whole interview, though, is when he looks at Destiny and goes, you think a woman could be president?
01:23:47
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And Destiny goes, yeah, of course.
01:23:49
Speaker
I mean, sure.
01:23:49
Speaker
I think eventually soon.
01:23:51
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And Adam goes, well, hold on, though.
01:23:53
Speaker
What if...
01:23:54
Speaker
What if she has a dream that you were in that and you did something bad and then she wakes up and she like nukes China?
01:24:10
Speaker
Oh, God.
01:24:11
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Wow.
01:24:14
Speaker
It really sucks and also is beautiful how much cultural relevance Cumbtown still has to people that have no idea that it exists.
Scandals and Influences in Pop Culture
01:24:22
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Yeah.
01:24:22
Speaker
Like, Ice Spice and Taylor Swift would not be friends if it were not for Cumbtown.
01:24:29
Speaker
What?
01:24:30
Speaker
Because... All right.
01:24:31
Speaker
Draw the connection.
01:24:32
Speaker
I'll explain.
01:24:34
Speaker
Okay, so...
01:24:35
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Comptown obviously is dissolved because Stavros moved on to do crowd work and he didn't want to be held down by his problematic buddies.
01:24:47
Speaker
So he now has his own podcast, whatever.
01:24:49
Speaker
Now Comptown has turned into the Adam Friedland show.
01:24:54
Speaker
On one of their first celebrity guest episodes, they have Maddie Healy of the 1975, who at the time there were rumors that him and T-Swift were dating.
01:25:04
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He goes on the podcast.
01:25:06
Speaker
It's classic, you know, come down.
01:25:08
Speaker
They're singing songs about they're like doing parodies of songs where they change the lyrics to make it sound gay.
01:25:15
Speaker
But then Maddie and reveals during the podcast that he had DM'd I Spice when he was really drunk because he was like, she's very beautiful.
01:25:24
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I would not mind being with Ice Spice.
01:25:28
Speaker
And then they do a riff.
01:25:30
Speaker
They start riffing on Ice Spice.
01:25:31
Speaker
I'm not having a wiener for Ice Spice.
01:25:33
Speaker
She's got a big butt.
01:25:35
Speaker
You need a lot of wiener.
01:25:39
Speaker
That's fair.
01:25:40
Speaker
I ain't got that.
01:25:41
Speaker
You don't think Maddie can handle all that?
01:25:43
Speaker
I'm not saying he can't.
01:25:45
Speaker
I couldn't.
01:25:47
Speaker
But get a long way to go.
01:25:49
Speaker
They start riffing on ice.
01:25:51
Speaker
Long road to go down.
01:25:52
Speaker
Yeah.
01:25:54
Speaker
They start riffing on ice.
01:25:56
Speaker
And eventually during the riff, they make a joke about how they don't know what ethnicity ice spices.
01:26:04
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And Maddie makes a joke about her being like Chinese or Inuit.
01:26:09
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Like he doesn't know.
01:26:11
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Yeah.
01:26:11
Speaker
It's just like a dumb riff with the boys or whatever.
01:26:14
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Eventually this podcast blows up with the Swifties who are like, can you believe that Taylor is dating this racist, evil piece of shit that watches pornography?
01:26:28
Speaker
And it blows up millions of like just tweets are filling the internet about how Matty Healy is a cancer.
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He should kill himself.
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He should relapse on drugs and die.
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Yeah.
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And I was like, what the fuck is happening?
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And so after this, after this blows up the next era's tour performance,
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Taylor brings Ice Spice out.
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Oh, interesting.
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To be like, no, I'm not racist because I don't associate with Maddie anymore.
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Like, I don't associate.
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I only associate with Ice Spice.
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Ice Spice is actually my friend.
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And my close personal Inuit friend.
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And so therefore, Ice Spice and Taylor Swift at the Chiefs game is because of Comptown.
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damn thank you for that thank you uh did you guys watch anything good this this yeah let's talk about highs and lows dude i haven't watched fucking anything i have i have a bunch i have a bunch to talk about so just like go through them i can just riff because i don't have a lot yeah i'll have some um so i have two honorable mention highs both new releases from this year that i thought were like good to exceptional um
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One is called Good One.
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This is the feature debut of India Donaldson.
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I heard people talking about that.
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Yeah.
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India Donaldson is the daughter of Roger Donaldson who made No Way Out in 13 Days.
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Oh, great.
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Sort of like, yeah, great, like 90s sort of thriller director.
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And then this is his daughter's first feature.
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And it's about a like 17 year old girl who just finished high school.
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She's about to go to college.
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And, uh,
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her sort of tradition with her dad is they go camping with her dad's best friend and his son.
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So they all go out camping and hiking together out in the woods and they live like upstate New York or something.
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And basically it quickly becomes apparent that her dad's best friend just divorced his wife.
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The son doesn't want to go on the camping trip.
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So it's just this 17 year old girl and these two middle-aged men.
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going on this camping trip.
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And it's just very, it's very quiet, very slow.
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And it's just about the discomfort that women are made to feel from just sort of banal, benign comments made by men.
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And the sort of like-
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It's sort of like old joy, but there's a woman.
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It's very old joy coded.
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It's very old joy.
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But there's a woman that's listening to these two guys talk about bullshit.
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Yeah, kind of, kind of.
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And then there's like, there's like the third act.
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There's kind of a turn.
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But again, it's a very subtle turn.
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Basically, her dad's best friend makes a pass at her.
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And then it's like, do we does how seriously does the dad take that?
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um and sounds like it sounds like a good watch i'd like it's very good yeah and it's like a six dollar rental i just rent it on itunes um but i uh the dad is james legros speaking of kelly reichert um james legros has been a bunch of kelly reichert movies he's like an indie um indie guy and then the best friend is danny mccarthy um who's been in a bunch of stuff he's like a that guy who you'd know he's in like the ballot he has a small role in the ballot of buster scruggs he's been a bunch of stuff
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I'm going to watch list now.
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Yeah, get into it.
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It's quite good.
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And it's like 87 minutes.
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It's great.
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The other new release honorable mention is A Different Man.
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The Aaron Schimberg movie starring Sebastian Stan, Renata Reinsva, and Adam Pearson.
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That I found...
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I found kind of exhausting, but really good.
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I think it's a really good script.
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I think Stan is amazing in it.
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He gives this like amazing performance of a person who is disassociating from themself and unsure of their identity in the sort of performance space.
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And you know, what happens when the person you were and you wanted to get rid of,
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is actually the better version of yourself or the more public facing version.
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It's very clever.
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It's very funny and dark and there's some really good body horror stuff in it.
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So I would recommend A Different Man.
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My real high is Juror number two, which I mentioned.
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Fucking phenomenal flick.
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Maybe my favorite ending of the year.
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A great ending.
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The last shot of the movie, I will think about
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I told Maddie as we were driving home from the theater that Toni Collette is the industry's best utility player.
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100%.
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She comes in and she does her job and she does it well in whatever role it is.
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She can do anything and she's good at that.
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Great Georgia accent from her in this movie.
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Good.
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Like the jury is made up of like a lot of great sort of like that guy, like JK Simmons and Leslie Bibb and, and the dude from Reno 911, the dirt, the dude from Reno 911.
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And then Chris Messina playing the defense attorney is quite good.
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It's just like, again, it's like stuff that would have made so much money and so much sense in the nineties that Hollywood just doesn't care about anymore.
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it's it's just and nicholas holt is like and also phenomenal in this all of the craft in it is really fantastic like the lighting in this movie is the lighting is phenomenal it's like so noticeable how good it is when it's when you compare it to the fucking slop we have to eat up cinematography wise these days
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Yeah.
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And Clint was still getting them out by lunch.
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And so it's just terrific.
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My low is Landman.
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I love it.
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It's absolute garbage.
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But I'm having a ton of fun with it and I will continue watching it.
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My honorable mention low is kind of weird because it was my high a couple
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weeks ago.
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The agency is kind of losing steam for me.
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I just can't I don't know what's going on it's a little too in the weeds with itself which is the thing I usually really like but it's just doing it in a way that's not accessible or interesting to me and it feels like it's just kind of spinning its wheels whereas the first two episodes felt so propulsive and interesting and so it's just kind of I'm still going to keep watching it because I kind of want to see what happens but it is kind of losing steam for me so those are mine I want to hear from Zach
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All right.
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I still had fun with certain parts of it, but easily it's saving Silverman.
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But it's also still very fun to see Steve Zahn in that role.
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Zahn.
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I don't know.
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Like I said, funny moments.
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Not a great movie.
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Honorable... So I watched a couple 60s Hitchcock flicks this week that were both very much about the Iron Curtain and the Cold War and all that shit and...
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One of them, I didn't expect it from Hitchcock, but in Topaz, the whole opening is actual archival footage of communist marches, which is not something I would expect from a Hitchcock movie that is kind of like...
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A little bit James Bond-y.
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I couldn't quite figure out exactly what tone Hitchcock wanted out of this movie.
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But nonetheless, I had a fun time with it.
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It's also based on a book, which we don't see that often from him.
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Yeah.
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So those were good.
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I also really loved the... I watched the first Sonic the Hedgehog last night, and I really liked that movie.
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It's fun, right?
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One of the things I was surprised by is there's actual violence in it.
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Yeah.
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I kind of liked that.
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I was like, oh, those are real bullets.
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It's not just some weird-ass...
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Space ray gun.
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There's real bullets flying at these boys.
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There's a scene in the first Sonic the Hedgehog movie that actually, I was like, that's a pretty clever... There's a bit where Sonic, the whole thing is that he's very lonely because he's the only one of his kind.
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And he goes to a baseball diamond.
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Dude, that's my favorite scene of the movie by far.
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Yeah, because he has super speed, he pretends to be every player in a baseball game.
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Sick.
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And he's just like being friends with himself.
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And it's kind of heartbreaking, but it's Ben Schwartz is selling it.
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It's a phenomenal movie scene.
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It's so good.
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That's when I leaned forward for the movie.
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But my high of the week with media was Shane Gillis saying to Nick Saban's face, calling him Alabama Jones for wearing his silly ass hat.
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And calling him a cheater.
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Ha ha!
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And he goes, what?
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I thought this was supposed to be a fun show.
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I think that Shane... I think that Shane... I think that Shane wants to fucking choke him out.
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We were talking about Caleb here in trajectory.
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I think Shane's trajectory, he just becomes a football pundit.
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I honestly... Yeah, I hope he does because that shit was so funny.
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Yeah.
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I gotta go.
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All right.
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Bye, Austin.
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Red, I want to hear from you.
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I haven't been watching a ton this week.
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I have been...
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uh, out and about and doing a bunch of stuff.
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I will say these are some expectant highs.
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Um, tomorrow we're recording this on Saturday tomorrow.
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I have a ticket to go to the Academy of motion picture arts and sciences museum in Los Angeles, California.
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And so I'm really, really looking forward to that.
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I'm also trying really hard to see if I can go to, um,
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I believe it's the Vista Theater, to see The Brutalist on 70mm.
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If not, I'm going to go to the AMC and see it on IMAX.
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But really, really looking forward to it.
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In terms of what I've also been watching more is...
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I last night fired up some old Nick Park Aardman shorts, some Wallace and Gromit shorts and the wrong trousers.
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Holy fucking.
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Yeah, dude.
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Feathers McGraw, incredible villain.
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Those are a part of my childhood.
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Yeah.
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And for me, too.
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But getting to revisit them, watching them in like really high quality, the transfer looks really good.
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Like, I mean, the detail is just excellent.
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And there is something about claymation and stop motion, the craft that is there, that is really excellent.
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But also, they're just really well written.
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They're really fucking funny.
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Like, the wrong trousers rules.
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The moment where Gromit realizes that the penguin is feathers and, like, his realization and the look on his face is so good.
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So incredible.
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That was that.
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Um, my low, I've, I've, I can't keep doing social media, man.
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Why do I do this to myself?
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Yeah, dude, I, I've not been on, I've had Instagram off my phone for like two weeks now.
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I just, it, it, it makes me Twitter especially makes me so miserable.
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Yeah.
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This is a tweet that is simultaneously my low and my high because of how stupid it is, is there are now conservative Twitter accounts that are transvestigating former first ladies.
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Barbara Bush is getting transvestigated hard right now.
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I saw a tweet of which someone was transvestigating Barbara Bush from a very conservative Twitter account, which and then the guy started in the replies recommending the 1988 film Society, which is hilarious.
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What the that's that is such a do.
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There's insane shit happening.
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My cat is dot com at the moment.
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Yeah, ex.com is the old west.
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It's it's something else.
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X the everything app.
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You can just, like, it's insane.
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I saw this tweet that was like, Elon was like, would you rather have an account with Gmail or Xmail?
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And someone quote tweeted it and said, if someone sends me an email from their Xmail account, I'm sending them a reply that is a virus that is nastier than anything since the bubonic plague.
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Joe, let's hear from you.
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You're high and low.
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Dude, I don't know.
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I haven't watched a lot.
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You don't have to.
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That's okay.
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I don't know that I have a low.
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Maybe it's... I think my low is that yesterday I had one of the worst shits I've ever taken in my entire life.
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Oh, jeez.
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Just absolutely brutal.
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My low is my Texas Roadhouse shit.
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So thanks, Texas Roadhouse.
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I'm putting you on blast.
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You made me shit pee.
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That's what I'll say.
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That's how bad it was.
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It felt like I was peeing out of my butt.
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um and i think a texas roadhouse meal has like an entire block of salt in every dish probably uh honorable mention high is i've been playing the game bellatro on my phone fuck yes dude it's a fucking it's the best time waster of all time uh it found a way to turn math equations interesting
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And it's like, it's just so fun.
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It's so rewarding when things start popping off and you win a million points off of playing a Royal Flush.
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Yeah, it's a good game.
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If you need a phone game, or it's on the computer too, but I mean, it's the perfect phone game.
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Oh, yeah.
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That's my honorable mention.
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With that comes the fact I've been watching a lot of Northern Lion on YouTube play Bellacho.
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This guy's a minch.
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I want him everywhere.
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All over me.
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I want to rub his bald head get that get that guy in a flick yeah honestly if I ever have the chance to cast him as an extra it's it's it's over it's Joe it's Joe over Northern Lion cameo in the first Joe Hayes flick hell yeah
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My real high is Nacho Libre.
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I rewatched this movie last night.
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It's a fantastic, it's genuinely my Letterboxd review is that I'm really actually blown away by the lighting in this movie.
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There's the moment that Encarnacion first walks into the classroom, they do fucking movie star lighting on her and they like frame the shot exactly like a Catholic icon where she's like looking up often to the left and it's like perfect half of her face lighting.
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Every few shots they cut to, I'm like, holy shit.
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This is beautiful.
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A movie that respects a good piece of toast.
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I do think that Jared Hess's early work is probably the closest anyone has come to to making Wes Anderson's style work for them.
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because most people who imitate Wes don't have the juice.
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But Jared Hess's first two flicks, I haven't seen Gentleman Broncos, but I've heard that one is also good.
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Yeah, I've heard good things about that.
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But Napoleon Dynamite and Nacho Libre both take the Anderson symmetrical, kind of off-putting, stilted dialogue thing and make it work in a different context with different style of writing.
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And I genuinely... I wonder...
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Because he has kind of fell off.
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Like, he hasn't made anything good since, really.
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And I wonder what happened, because those first two movies have a lot of juice.
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Yeah.
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Who knows?
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I have another low, and it's part of a movie I think is a masterpiece, but I hate watching the paper cut sequence of Jackass.
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That's just fucking torture.
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That's like a saw trap.
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Dude, I fucking stood up on my couch last night.
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Like I stood on my couch and was like having a bad time when that part came up.
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Because it's just like, ah, ah.
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Yeah, dude, he's fucking cutting the webbing of his toes.
01:42:46
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Oh, it hurts so much.
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Full body, like.
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Yeah.
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Oh, man.
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Well, this has been fun.
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I love you, boys.
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Boys chat.
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Bye.
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Have a happy fucking holidays.