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Nonsensical Nonsense - Some of y'all got your degree from Cracker Jack University and it shows!
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What the fxck is up all you fucktabulous fxckers!!! It's that time of the week where we unlock the doors and knock those bxthces off the hinges!!!! Click that link and come on up!!!!
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Opening Laughter and Missing Glick
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Oh!
00:03:10
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Whoa, what happened to the other part? but are they went there Isn't there like another part that ends like welcome sons of bitches and bitches and cocks and stuff?
00:03:22
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I don't know. I don't know. I don't know where it is. ah Anyway, hi. Saturday night. um Yes, Glick is not with us right now. um He is ah playing Final Fantasy sports ball club games right now.
00:03:41
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is football season, apparently, is what I'm being told. I'm going to talk a little earlier, so can't give him too much shit. ah sir Fair. Plaid is your color.
00:03:51
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I agree. Before we really get rolling rolling, I want to address want address something.
Football Season and Fantasy Humor
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This one right here, late. I'm never late.
00:04:03
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I'm always on something. It's 7.15. it like i Yeah.
00:04:10
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It's always ish. if If ish was a programmable time to pick in the algorithm, I would. That's I will fuck you up, Michael. Rosie the Riveter wannabe.
00:04:31
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Yes, we're all losers. Anyway, before we drop that link, because it is the Open Door Challenge, and we're going to get some you crazy, crazy people up here. And you guys can show me off your special degrees from Cracker Jack University.
00:04:48
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Sorry, I was thinking about that today. Anyway, so um tomorrow, I believe ah Rick and Glick and um why is his name escaping me at the moment?
00:05:04
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He's got another person that goes up with him on Sundays for unnecessary roughness. So football season just started. Yeah. So if you guys don't know, that's going to start tomorrow. I think in a, and if I remember right, 11 ish.
00:05:18
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On Sunday. On Sunday. That's tomorrow. thanks yes to Talk some football itch. I might be there depending on who wins. We'll see.
00:05:32
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Better be the fucking Ravens. Fuck the Cowboys. Sorry, I'll leave it at that. I think you guys have until the 23rd to sign up for the... Why do I always want to say Final Fantasy?
00:05:47
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Fantasy football, the network's fantasy football game. Is it game? is it What do y'all call it? Yeah, like game. Yeah, the draft is on the 31st, but you guys have to sign it by the 23rd. It's like betting shit.
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I don't know if there's money involved. I really don't know. Sometimes. I don't get involved with with sports too much, but I know what's happening. um Does it surprise me that you're a Ravens fan?
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Yeah.
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ah Do you want the comments tonight or you want me to take them? I'll let you have the comments tonight. I'll say i let you have the comments tonight. It is all you. And then Monday, we got nothing.
00:06:30
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Nothing is planned for Monday. I think Wally's still on a hiatus. ah But tuesday Tuesday, Glick has a guest on Glick's House of Music by the name of Phil Brady.
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um Check him out on YouTube. He pops up rather first kind of all. Well, not the first first, but Phil Brady in the and YouTube.
00:06:52
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Or just stay tuned until Tuesday when he comes up. You guys can listen to music and check him out. I started listening to a little bit. It's not too bad. It's kind of folky.
00:07:04
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It feels weird showing my own comments. The foosball. I like the folky type stuff. It depends on my mood. When it's really sunny and it's beautiful in the morning.
00:07:17
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And you feel like getting shit done. That's like when I like listen, I'm like, what if you type me and say, it gets me all happy and giddy inside.
00:07:29
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I don't have it. I'm not going to sit here. I haven't listened with the band yet. I've been meaning to get on to it. What's that? Phil Brady?
00:07:40
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Yeah. Oh, don't worry about it. I usually wait until Glick brings him up on Tuesday before I really look into him too much. But I wanted i wanted to announce it because I know he has a guest coming up. um Then Wednesday, Card Wednesday, but this Wild Card, we actually have something planned.
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Well, I mean, technically, we usually have
Music Preferences and Upcoming Events
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something kind of planned. Britt, we know your jam is polka music.
00:08:07
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Am I crazy? like polka music.
00:08:12
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I like all types of things. What? I don't like types of things. But no, Wednesday we do have something planned. What's that?
00:08:24
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You said yes, Wednesday we do have something planned. Yes, we're doing a mental health sort of show. Of course, we're not doing men's mental health because and we're we've grown a little bit since since those days. So stay tuned for that.
00:08:41
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Of course, Thursday, nothing. Then Friday is what's coming soon on the Nonsense and Chill. We'll go over next month's releases. And then we'll back on Saturday. It's like recycling. We're back our bullshit.
00:08:56
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Wow. I don't know if if if my internet's going really crappy right now. I can't tell. am I freezing? Because you're freezing on my end. ah I think it's you. is it might be It might be me. Okay.
00:09:10
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Well, tell you what, let's let's get the link in the chat that way so people can come up and keep the conversation going. Because if my internet drops, well, that's going to suck.
00:09:25
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and Cool, thank you. So it is it's on your end.
00:09:31
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Well, shiznizzle. Come up in here and talk some shit. Why can't I? I got a Yes, get y'all's butts up here.
00:09:42
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um Oh, I gotta switch accounts so I can pin that to the top.
00:09:49
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Oh my gosh, the Raiders fucking lost. I know you don't care, Okay, the Raiders lost.
00:10:00
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Yeah, against the 49ers.
00:10:06
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Sorry, I'm... Switching accounts back and forth. So I just pinned it to the top. So okay, anyway, the link is in the chat. It's pinned to the top. Hit that button. Come on up. um if If you dare.
00:10:18
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If not, that's fine too. Yeah, I'm not like on that level just yet. I'm sorry. My fucking shit's now freezing too. What the hell? So ah okay, right here. I got a question. ah Preseason stuff, no big deal.
00:10:33
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Why is preseason no big deal? Well, I mean, I think it's still a big deal because you get to get your picks and all that for all that extra shit.
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And you get to see, like, who's good and whatnot. It still matters. Okay. See, I figured it would least matter for that. But so the preseason games doesn't actually reflect any of the later games.
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I'm failing on this.
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One team won, boo-hoo, others feel lost. Ah, Angela, you're not a football fan, I see. don't really care ah like what team like wins and loses usually.
00:11:22
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like personal reasons for some of the teams. But other than that, I just like watching it. I enjoy the game. I used to watch it with my grandpa all the time. So it's like a ah nostalgic type thing for me.
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sitting around watching be football with my grandparents.
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I kind of appreciate that right there. Woohoo, one team won. Woohoo, another one lost. I just fucking said that you turd. I know, but I wanted to make a comment about it because that that's my attitude when it comes to sports ball. Yeah, I know.
00:11:58
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how so I get it though.
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One loss doesn't count on the record. The players only play the first quarter of that. Yeah, I mean, there's already people injured.
00:12:13
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Yeah, Raiders aren't California anymore, is it? Where do they go? Vegas or some shit like that? No, that's the A's. Yeah, the baseball team. More value. Like guess I said, yeah.
00:12:27
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We're Miners. and Raiders are always my home state team, so Raiders are not family.
00:12:35
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Not a family. All preseason does is give more chances for millionaires for some millionaire to get injured. Amen. amen I'm assuming you mean some millionaire like a player? Yeah, because like all they would do is sit on the bench and they're still getting paid for it.
00:12:58
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Okay. it It kind of seems like preseason is kind of and not worth it. I don't know. I don't Maybe it is. Maybe it is. I guess it's all subjective.
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I don't know what I'm talking about.
00:13:14
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Let's get away from football. How's your week been, Brittany? It's been okay. My shoulder's feeling finally a little better, so I've been able to get some shit done.
00:13:28
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Got my bed together. Patting out my room and everything finally. um gonna have yeah if anybody wants to come up and join the conversation please do because on my end Brittany keeps freezing and I don't know what she's saying and it's not it's not gonna be good my internet is not doing well right i yeah what's that and it partially could be me too yeah i honest I don't know what you're saying I honestly don't know what you're saying I don't know
00:14:05
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Let me drop out and come back.
00:14:09
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Hi, Chris Technician. He's being nice. He's not being mean. He just doesn't know. His internet is messing up.
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How doing, Chris? What you been up to? And Vegas. Oh, yeah, you're right.
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But, hey, I like that guy.
00:14:33
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Kelly got the Rams. Oh yeah, I'm not really a Rams fan. um How are you going to talk shit and say, ah one team won and this team lost and then you're going to talk about the actual teams and being a fan of them? It's kind of contradictory.
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I like this one. Everybody should have
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Brittany knife dance. I'm curious.
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just probably put the other way. So 49ers beat the Raiders.
00:15:27
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ah forty nine er meet at the raiders ah one Oh, okay. I must have misread that. I'm sorry. Yeah, swords!
00:15:41
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Maybe I should... Are we going to get canceled?
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Did I fuck up?
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Yeah, preseason doesn't matter as much, but no, I just, like I said, I just kind of i enjoy football in general.
Technical Glitches and Lighthearted Interaction
00:16:02
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Randy, what up, Ace? Thank you.
00:16:08
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Glick is busy playing his... um You got me saying Final Fantasy shit now.
00:16:18
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What up, dude? I'm driving to Uranus get some fudge. That's what's up. That's what's up. People do that all the time.
00:16:32
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I'm not driving. I'm on the fast food side. Hi, Sue. Hi. Are we all headed again?
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so so We're going to go to Uranus to get some fudge. Is it really called Uranus? Uranus Fudge Factory. I'm going to pop back on. I'm going to have to hang out for a few minutes to start by yourself. What happened?
00:17:01
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Place drop. Yes, and then that's a little messed up. I can stick it for a little while after you're at this. I'm going to be driving from there as soon as you can be so sleepy.
00:17:13
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Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm going to pop it at your atus maybe for few minutes. I hope you guys have a great time. Apparently, it's the second most visited place in the United States of America.
00:17:29
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All right. We're going to check it out today. Okay. And he's back. And he's gone again. going to be the pretty show with no co-hosts. Oh, yeah. I keep my swords. I have no idea if you're going experience what I've done before.
00:17:48
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That's all good. Thank you, Brandy. Blick is playing with his football friends. Fuck you, MoDog. Shut up.
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sir
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so This is not going to be a good night. Somebody needs to get their ass up in here. that's Usually we don't fail on Saturdays.
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There we go.
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Welcome back.
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Or no. Hello. there it is okay Hey, what's up? Hey, Michael. What is up?
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He's larping at a
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Imagine. very funny he has the beard for it. That's for sure.
00:18:56
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Restart my router. Oh man, let's not go down that route right now. Mo dog said welcome back to your network. If it was simple restarting my router. sorry um Sorry, I'm not trying to...
00:19:09
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Usa. so You over the comments, please. please there's yes Yeah. What is Jedi? How's it going, man?
00:19:23
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I'm letting you take over. No! It's hard for me to take over because I don't know if my internet is just going to go whack.
00:19:34
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You lazy whore.
00:19:39
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Shit, right now it's not. Right now it's fucking it's what the internet lets me do.
00:19:46
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Anywho, Michael, how's your trip going? Oh, great. We're here for Susan's work. Done the work thing. It was a fantastic hors d'oeuvres, cocktails, dinner.
00:19:58
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Followed by short horse presentation.
Preseason Football and Nostalgia
00:20:00
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Now we're heading to Uranus to get some fudge.
00:20:05
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Okay. Uranus is fudge. i thought I thought that's what I heard. I thought that's what I heard. i Is that the only reason why you're going there?
00:20:17
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Because of the name? That's not the only reason. also like fudge. Oh, that's what's up. and mary oh that's I've heard that Uranus fudge is amazing.
00:20:29
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Is that that place I was i was telling you I drove by? i think I sent you a message or something. Some fudge place. That was Grandpa's cheese bar. That's what, okay, yeah, that was the cheese the cheese place. We're up on cheese barns in Ohio.
00:20:43
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We're giving Dave now, and we're headed over to Indianapolis. I'm sorry, Indiana, for a brief. It's right across the border. It's like 40 minutes from Dave. We're talking about two hours onto our trip.
00:20:57
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Just to go early. It's worth it. But I can't wait. I'm going to take a bunch of pictures. I'm going to try to jump in the line and get look from there. It'll be worth it.
00:21:08
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Oh, is Jedi going to Texas? What you going to Texas for, Jedi? that That's not where Rachel's from. I want to get back to Texas.
00:21:23
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Wait, why are you in Wisconsin to get cheese
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i get it cheese? They're not getting cheese. They're going to get fudge. I know, but I got lost on the cheese part because I really fucking love it. It's called Green Plaza Cheese Bar. Those are in Ohio. There's two of them.
00:21:44
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Great people in Ashland. Right near Ashland and the Swans and Fairland. I really want cheese now. It's, I don't know, pretty close to a good-sized Walmart.
00:21:59
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Full of cheese. Different cheese. Different kind of sauces and things. Dips for cheese. cheed cheese anything you can imagine but cheese ah this was your value you right I think it and if the original greatest one over have a chocolate.
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so park in your park but cho animals it turtle wastes a hundred and twenty five pounds in solid shock
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It's a Gouda cheese. It's a Gouda cheese. can't go to the face, right?
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but piece happens to be yeah if we're good for that oh right maryy's window it's a good thats your i'm just right from london she so that photograph care approaching face
00:23:03
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What about punching who in the what? It's about punching someone in the face. If you hear Sue in the background at all, that's fine. She's under duress. She's the only driving.
00:23:14
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But she told me if I tilt the camera to put so karen put her on it, punch her square the face. Oh, yeah, yeah. She doesn't want to have part of my daughter. i reflecting going Yes. She works for the prestigious university.
00:23:31
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I would... I would be embarrassed by us too. He was really waiting for somebody giving the opening for these nuts. From one to where? These nuts.
00:23:42
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Vikings fans are very fucking lazy. you know open it for forgive that
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no from one to where teas nuts
00:23:59
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but games fans are very fucking lazy Why are Viking fans lazy? I just know from experience recently, so.
00:24:10
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Okay. um But from um from under these nuts, yeah, we we know the joke mode, dog.
00:24:21
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We're not ancient.
00:24:26
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These nuts. Well, maybe you all are. longer
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ah but now remember you had a shower first so
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but Very true, especially nacho cheese 7-eleven hot nacho cheese oh ge like at midnight That's really cheese'sef that's yellowishor taste that's not cheese,
00:24:58
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so slaveable today cheese sauce I don't even really give it the label sauce. It's delicious.
00:25:09
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We don't have Buc-ee's here.
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I guess there's supposed to be one coming here, have Five Stars.
00:25:20
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we don't have a buckey's here i guess we're i guess there's supposed to be one coming here but you know't have we have ah speedways and we have five stars The reason I asked is our table was talking about Buc-ee's.
00:25:36
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They said it's like if... What was it? Walmart and...
00:25:43
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I didn't hear the other one. They said it was like if they trunched up in a... Walmart and baby. I'm familiar with what a Buc-ee's is. i I've stopped at one before. you like Somewhere in Indiana. I don't know. forgot where.
00:25:57
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There's one in Richmond. I know there's one in Texas, and I know because Brian brings that up sometimes. There is one i in our restaurant. He's a truck. I don't know what city it's in, but it's in Kentucky. They said for sure.
00:26:11
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Richmond. Oh, it's Richmond, okay? Richmond, Kentucky. Oh, it's the east. It's an open pit barbecue that runs 24-7. Somebody tends to open pit all day, all night. It's a 24-7 store in Richmond, Kentucky.
00:26:27
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Interesting. Okay. They have bathrooms. With an attendant, as soon as you use of a bathroom, you leave. They go in and clean that stall and shit. Let them wait for the rest. Oh, yeah.
00:26:39
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15 bathrooms just for women. Just for women. $50 stalls just for women. Huh. I want us to see this place. Moe dogs like I'm going to here tomorrow.
00:26:52
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Let's all be the bunkeys. You guys ever been to a... guys ever been to a Is it Culver's? B-U-C-E-S, B-U-C-E-S, B-U-C-E-S, B-U-C-E-
00:27:06
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i said i sorry for with bugiess do you see dash yes bucky yeah you said fair bit oh what
00:27:16
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oh no i was i was commenting on on a comment oh sorry no you're fine i can't read it word too yeah guys We got Jersey in the house.
00:27:29
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I don't think I've met Jersey, but hello. Jersey's a shit. Jersey's with us last Wednesday. See, that's what I get. Moe Dogger. I mean, Culver's.
00:27:40
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Brittany brought up cheese curds. Culver's is a fast food joint out out out in the Midwest. We got one here, and yeah they got cheese curds and shit. It's squeaky cheese curds.
00:27:51
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He said, how do you think this to make sandwiches for Okay. um Sue says the curds and the chicken sandwiches are amazing.
Casual Banter and Community Vibes
00:28:02
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They're big around Cleveland. That's where she's from. there I didn't, but go but that's what Michael was saying in Richmond.
00:28:12
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I didn't know there was one in Richmond. I'm like West, but I might have to make a trip over to Richmond and check it out. Don't you do it without me. I'll come down.
00:28:23
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I know. so You scratch them together oh let's let's all let's um Let's all meet in Bucky's parking lot one Saturday night and just do a live stream. Fuck yeah, dude. It's done as hell and just everything. Yes!
00:28:39
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but Bucky's are all over the place in the West. I didn't know Bucky's were out there. I don't remember seeing Bucky's when I lived in Arizona and California. That was years i don't know if all of them have the open-pit thing. Is that true, Tarantula? They all have an open-pit barbecue in the center of the building.
00:28:56
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I don't i don't know. That's something i um I would ask Brian that. on Yeah, he just went the other day. think he's not a part of the chat.
00:29:08
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He sent us a bunch of videos of everything Snapchat. Yeah, that's the Brian. That's the Brian. He never answers the question, I ask him. every answer what to asking but yeah that's the b brian that's the brian yep ye he never answers the question i ask him He's like, I'm just eating this food over here and I'm driving this truck.
00:29:35
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It's funny. I give him shit, but nah. yeah I mean, I hear... I have... There's a co-worker at the liquor store. She comes in and she's got a Bucky shirt she wears sometimes.
00:29:45
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She's like very fond of Bucky's. I guess I'm gonna have to go check this place out. I love me some brisket too. Oh. o And thank you for correcting yourself with the there. That bugged the fuck out of me.
00:29:58
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I was just going to see. ah yeah something um I'm to look up a Bucky's near me. For a thousand likes to share, Sergeant Modoc will kick up.
00:30:10
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No. I'm kidding. Bucky. I can barely hear you, homie.
00:30:19
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and barely hurry home
00:30:24
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There's one in Smith Groves, Kentucky. That's the closest. In-N-Out is yummy. Yes. ah Fuck yeah. I love me some In-N-Out.
00:30:35
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sir Yeah, speaking of food and stuff, please, you miss me. but I do miss me some In-N-Out. I didn't eat there all the time, but I absolutely love their fries. I love restaurants that fucking fresh cut their fries and just make them like that.
00:30:49
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i hate I hate frozen fries. I was at a restaurant the other day called Beer Belly's, something new that opened up locally. and And first of all, when you order a BLT from from a restaurant, you know the you know the difference between good bacon and really cheap bacon, the cheap bacon that just curls up in balls?
00:31:08
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But that was the bacon. That was the bacon they used for the BLT at a restaurant. Yeah. And...
00:31:20
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It was just falling apart. the bread the the The bread was sourdough, which I like sourdough. Don't get me wrong. but They put so much butter on that sourdough and they pan fried it that it was just mush. It fell apart.
00:31:32
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and Then the fries and the fries the fries. You eat the fries and you're like, oh these you can taste the freezer burn. oh i I hate that. I hate that so fucking much. yeah oh I hate it.
00:31:47
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I wouldn't have eaten it. I wouldn't have said anything. Where did you eat what's it called? Huh?
00:31:55
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Where did you eat what's it called? It's called Beer Bellies. Beer Bellies, thank God. Yeah, yeah, yeah. in And they have, if you look at the menu, one of the first burgers on there is called the Billionaire's Burger.
00:32:10
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And it's $16 and it comes with a table show. I didn't order that. I didn't order that. I think I brought this up before. I didn't order that. I think I brought this up the other day when I was in the woods.
00:32:21
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I didn't know that. It's a table show, but I don't know what it is. I didn't ask. I didn't order it. I was like, that sounds... but it is Because I didn't want this freaking... i didn't want I didn't want to obligate a waiter that gets paid bullshit pay to do a show for me. I just i like i don't want to do that.
00:32:40
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It's gross. What if it's like ping pong balls out to pee me? Pee-poo-poo.
00:32:50
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ah Sir, no table show today. The donkey's off. it is like The donkey took off today.
00:33:06
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That jackass. Donkey shows are canceled. The beef truck was late. but Fucking jackass.
00:33:16
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Oh, hey now. Actually, it's not set on automatic. I just set hers on automatic. dont I'm sorry. i don't have my earbuds. I lost them.
00:33:28
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I need to get a new pair. So if you guys want to head over to our Patreon and hug us. i No, you're not.
00:33:39
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Go over to Patreon. I'm going to drop your cash app. Yeah. I'd be uploading stuff.
00:33:49
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But no, I'm not going to do that. I like to work for my money. But honestly, with you two douchebags, it is work. It is. I'm just kidding. One douchebag.
00:34:04
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I don't know. on. but so here I know if I can classify Billy Bob's Sidewalk food cart as a restaurant. No, it's called Beer Bellies, and it was a restaurant. wasn't a food cart. It was.
00:34:17
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It was not a food cart. If it had been a food cart, I probably wouldn't have been so so disappointed. Yeah.
00:34:27
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Wouldn't have been so expected. And you walk into this place, and I asked the guy, was like, so when you guys open? He's like, three and a half months ago. was like, I can tell. Horrible.
00:34:41
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Horrible. Horrible.
00:34:47
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So that's Beer Bellies and Radcliffe. and What's that? fifteen weeks but i'll try to plug the so of thele Yeah, you're breaking up. I think it's your connection this time.
00:35:03
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Yeah, it is. It is. I'm going to drop out. almost too low in Uranus. and Okay. I see you down there. What's up? No, I'm joking. i see you down there what's up no but
00:35:19
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ah You friggin' turd.
00:35:24
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I'm kind of jealous. Why don't you want to answer that? He just asked if you use an iPhone or not. Because that is a controversial conversation. Ooh, are you iPhone or Android?
00:35:39
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Exactly. i don't want to bring it up. I'm obviously the green color. Because you bitches with the... don't need to leave it all blue. ah Android, of course!
00:35:54
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Same. Android.
00:35:57
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Android's a smart way to go.
Imaginative Humor and Personal Quirks
00:36:00
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penis. Ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha!
00:36:08
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Ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha! iPhone. Oh, here we go. yeah you What's everybody use, iPhone or Android? it's see Jersey's iPhone, Tarantula's iPhone. I bet Modog's iPhone.
00:36:22
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Well, he just said I'm a definitely an Android slur. I'm just a slur in general, I guess. um they I bet Chris's technician. I bet Chris is an Android user.
00:36:35
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Yeah, probably. i prefer Android. I had iPhone for a while, but um Well, for a little while. like I think it was the 4S, like 20 of them ago.
00:36:49
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ah That's about the time i ah yeah I went Android because it was when I was in the military. i had international plan through Verizon, but I went with Android because at that time, iPhone weren't very good for international phones.
00:37:08
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You had to pay extra and shit, but Android is automatic. international. You just had to switch out the SIM card or whatnot. So, uh, yeah, so I went, so I went with Android, uh, and, and Android is more, they're not, they're apps and shit. The app store is not proprietary. not ridiculously over twice.
00:37:29
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You get a little bit more, uh, more, more choice. Yeah. Yeah. And I, ah in my opinion, I feel like they're easier to use too. But iPhones or Androids?
00:37:41
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Androids. Yeah. Like I have a harder time figuring out like the Apple shit more so than Android stuff. Like the other night when I was when we were on the thing, I was on a MacBook and I was like, I don't know what the fuck I'm doing.
00:38:00
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I think sometimes we just kind of get stuck with a certain brand that we're used to. And if you sort of switch over, it's like, ah it's backwards. It doesn't make it sense. And that's fine. I mean, whatever. It is what it is iPhone, Android. It really doesn't matter.
00:38:14
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It doesn't really matter. long it's like ah look at I look at cell phones like motorcycles, man. As long as you fucking you're riding, you're good, you're happy, whatever. Ride a Harley, Kali, fucking Honda, Vespa, I don't know shit.
00:38:26
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If you like, if like.
00:38:29
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Johnny Bong's in the motherfucking house. What is up, dude? ah Good evening, yo. Just got in the house. iPhone or Android, sir? ah Android.
00:38:42
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Yes! Hell yeah. yeah Hell yeah. We just like yeah fake did thing. Dad and wife lets a bee in the house.
00:38:54
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Hashtag overreact. The bees are dying and they're ejaculating themselves to death. What the fuck? What did I just read? Why did I read that out loud? What a comedy.
00:39:09
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I am not familiar with that Theo Vaughn clip. I apologize. I know who Theo Vaughn is. I just don't watch his stuff. yeah yeah Johnny, you're looking slick. Where'd you come from?
00:39:21
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Appreciate it. Come from a date? Oh no, this bitch. gotta see that powder before I bring it up. ah gotta see that powder for before i bring it up I just got a bit in for a little bit of work. How dare you? Brenny just brought it up. How dare you.
00:39:38
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Before you bring them up, and let them show two fingers because here's why. yeah yeah Some people will use fake accounts. them a shocker before you let them up. And then like they'll come up and then they'll turn their camera on and it's a penis.
00:39:52
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It's a penis. Hey, I'm new the game. Although that hasn't happened in a long time. I have the default penis. she said she did but I'm sitting there imagining picking out hairstyles for your penis. I'm going with the mullet. I'm going with the mullet. I'm going blonde. in back.
00:40:18
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and party on the front and business in the bag I find the fucking greeting shit works just well, alright? This got out of hand and sitting you're rolling you're You're rolling for attributes.
00:40:34
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yeah yeah Johnny Boggs, get control of your panel. Yeah, yeah. I can't get control of this. Like a Ken doll.
00:40:46
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Like there's nothing in there. I agree, MoDog, I agree. You have a very bad imagination. I'm sorry, Jedi. You have a bad imagination.
00:40:59
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my love Wonderful. Wonderful. Welcome. How are you doing, you guys? Brittany, you literally got off stream like two minutes before I got on yesterday.
00:41:13
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yeah i fucking heard that and i was like man if this bitch isn't gonna like oh britney just left was like what britney was here when like two seconds and oh shit yeah well i still showed some love appreciate it got you i just showed you
00:41:39
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it's all good um so So, Lazy, is did do you actually go to a wedding yesterday? Is that what was up? Yeah, yeah. so okay One of my wife's good friends is getting married. We were i was expecting to be there a lot longer, and then we left early, so I had time to get back and stream. So that's cool. nice hello Jedi said, hashtag, dicks that look like Tic Tac matter.
00:42:08
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Damn it, Moe Dog. Damn it. and I like that one. I like that one. He's always expecting everybody. He just can't stop. Technically, I have both an Android and an iPhone.
00:42:20
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My Android phone is my backup phone because it's superior.
00:42:26
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Yeah, is superior. He's like, but I've never had a music. Who? What? Usually when people have two phones...
00:42:38
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Oh, yeah. money one One's for the side chick. Side chick, main chick. Or drug dealer. yeah The android chick is the superior chick.
00:42:53
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he is He is in New Mexico. He could be Breaking Bad. Touche. I use one phone to look up my designs while I use the other one to do this. Yeah. yeah
00:43:06
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but but
00:43:11
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What are you doing in the world, Johnny Bongs? Piss excellence. Shit. Getting my shit together for the night I just got in the house. Yeah.
00:43:22
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Hashtag side tricks matter. oh They do, too. jeez. Shit. Okay, hold on. Who just popped in here? Bradley?
00:43:35
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Bradley cares. Dreaming about being somebody's side chick. Oh, the zaniness begin. What is up, dude? We got Seth Rogen in the building.
00:43:51
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Timu. Timu Seth Rogen. Yeah. um lord because Of course. Let's get it right. like that. Oh, no. Oh, no. Should I not?
00:44:03
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oh no oh no should should i not Should I not have brought you up, Bradley? No, he's gotten better, I think. He's gotten better. He aged like wine. He's getting better at the time. well Did Glick put you on a timeout?
00:44:21
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No. No, I fucking did. Oh. He's like, no, that was me, motherfucker. Don't forget it, because it could happen again like that.
00:44:32
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How many drinks have you had, sir? You're really good. ah youre zero you know i'm just giving you the last couple of times that we've been on here you've been keeping your shit together for the most part it welcome hey it's a panda bear in there ah no wait wait what now i think that's illegal i don't think you're allowed to smoke pandas lazy's idea of a side chick is sitting on his hand for 10 minutes until his hand falls asleep hashtag the stranger
00:45:07
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stranger dam giant all right i'll be on this You know what? okay It's not a stranger. We've gotten to know each other pretty well. We have a naughty corner and we're not afraid to use that bitch. No, we are not.
00:45:21
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we Oh, shit. What's Panda Express slang for? told him one night and I thought you're not fucking funny. Shut the fuck up and get the fuck out of here.
00:45:34
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Moe now just driving the fucking stream.
00:45:39
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Oh. Damn. Hang on one second y'all. Bradley, it's always mostly a good time with you.
00:45:52
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Yeah, course it is. have and all and You know it's going to be a good time when he shows up wearing that hat. It's very hot over here. Bradley the bucket hat boy. The bucket hat boy? Yeah.
00:46:06
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like that. There was Brad from Nantucket. He wore hat like bucket. sits on the bucket and says fuck yeah like yeah i like that there was a brad from nantucket he wore a hat that looked like a bucket
00:46:27
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And his dick he could fuck it. He smoked a bowl and then so said fuck it. Yeah. And on that note.
00:46:40
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Oh my goodness. but Like, share, subscribe everybody. Thanks Michael. pigs like
00:46:52
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Ouch. That's a target. ah That's funny as shit. I want to see some pictures of this fudge coming out of Uranus.
00:47:06
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Michael went to Uranus. To get fudge. To get fudge, specifically. We're here. We're here, too. You got to get fudge out of Uranus. You got to drill.
00:47:18
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They're here. I mean, we're all here, wherever that might be. You need the milk for the fudge. I like the bedazzled butt plug. Hashtag, and then he... Wait, what? Then he
00:47:35
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chucked it in the fuckly bucket.
00:47:41
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almost i like i like the bedazzled butt plug hashtag and then we what then he checked it in the buckley bug but they checked in the fuck be the you get a ti what plug sometimes i switch Sometimes that's what you gotta do. Chuck in the bucket bucket.
00:48:05
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That's what I do with every thought that comes out of my head. Fuck it. Let's chuck it in the bucket. don't that granny's smoking that bong, right? No. It's approved.
00:48:17
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or yeah She took her teeth out and everything. You know she means business. Oh, she's gumming it all day. so i know I agree. We do got to support each other in this digital matrix, but sometimes we got to get out there touch grass. Favorite gummy.
00:48:31
Speaker
Hashtag touch grass. That's my... I'd rather smooth it. Well, that too. You got to touch it. Still got to touch in the process. No, I use tongs.
00:48:43
Speaker
Tongs. on You don't want to waste the crystals on your fingers, right? Yeah. Well, it's chopsticks chopsticks chopsticks. Yeah. Oh, God.
00:48:55
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That's like the dingleberries of weed. You know, okay. and goes but So I think it was Brittany I was talking to earlier this week about trimming weed and that the scissor, the scissor hash, I fucking met the dingleberry. We I was thinking scissor hash when you said. I'm really good at scissoring.
00:49:13
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Scissor hash. If Besides that, scissor hatches, when you trim weed, like the trichomes and stuff get collected on the... Anyway, you scrape that shit off you top your bowl with it.
00:49:27
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It's awesome. Yeah, it's that. Are you talking about Keefe? Yeah, Keefe. Yeah. like We call it scissor hatch. We call it scissor hatch.
00:49:37
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That's where like a lot of the high comes from is the track comes and like different things. Brittany scissors like a mofo. How the fuck do you know? Brittany, don't run while scissoring. It's dangerous.
00:49:50
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Safety first, then teamwork. Okay. Safety first, then teamwork. But always come while scissoring. Yes. That's the goal. That's the goal. Scissoring in the down position.
00:50:06
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OSHA. It's not OSHA approved. Scissoring can't be that good. It's not. All scissoring and no stapling makes Britney.
00:50:18
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I'm not getting into it. I'm the only chick. I'm not getting into it. Well, we can't get into it because you are the only chick. It takes two to tango. You know what I mean? Oh, my.
00:50:30
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Can you scissor somebody while giving a figure four leg lock? Can you still scissor somebody? That's origami scissoring. jesus and ah that's excellentsour All your fault, Jedi.
00:50:46
Speaker
This is all your fault. but What's all? mean, you're probably right. I agree. I don't even know the context, but I agree probably. lost my job with the FBI. So everything you say hurts my feelings. What's up, untrackable?
00:51:02
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How you doing? Untrackable. unsmokable. I
00:51:12
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shouldn't hurt your feelings. We have nothing but nice things to say about you. Yeah, my FBI agent's kind of a dick, the one that listens to all my stuff.
00:51:23
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i heard I heard heard some FBI agents are taking sandwiches to the face. Now it's kind of fun.
00:51:32
Speaker
What? What? What?
00:51:37
Speaker
Some dude threw a foot-long Subway sandwich at a fucking FBI guy in Washington, D.C. Dude, that'd be great. I wish people would just throw it at me. Eat this and leave us alone. I'm a baller on a budget. Throw that shit at me.
00:51:51
Speaker
I'm a little one making them. Throw me a fucking sandwich. Ooh. Oh, gross.
00:52:02
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somebody Somebody just hit me with an assorted sandwich.
00:52:07
Speaker
I don't know. We're not wild yet. It's still early. I am. I'm getting there. My mushrooms. My mushrooms are killing me. You got mushrooms? You didn't even share?
00:52:20
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You were a chicken sandwich at a chicken one time. I just like, I mentioning? This is your future, bitch. Boom. If, if, if,
00:52:37
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If Lazy was a government agent, they'd make a whole new agency called Men in White. I'm just saying. They have. It's secret, though. Here comes Men in White.
00:52:49
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Protectors of nothing. That was good. I enjoyed that one.
00:53:01
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Don't ban him, Brittany. He's doing good. I'm not. ah okay i'm not He's chilling. He's straight chilling.
00:53:12
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Yeah. I'm not drinking yet.
00:53:17
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Yeah, he says. It's a warning.
00:53:22
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and know i often need nos not Let me put him up at the top corner. shit lord dog It's always that's
00:53:33
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and i'm asking
00:53:36
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I play golf with yellow balls. Somebody explain that reference to me. because i don't know and he He also eats yellow snow. what' see I don't understand it either.
00:53:48
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so I didn't know if yellow balls were significant for reason. Maybe like somebody like balls that have dribbled on them. i think he needs I think he needs penicillin is what he's trying to say.
00:54:01
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Penicillin balls.
00:54:05
Speaker
Hashtag you can't, you can find that organization on the white web. Is that a dark web? Yeah. i she She was playing with the joke when I called the men in white.
00:54:21
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White web. White web. Also is Charlotte's web. It's better than them being blue. Men of whites like the Pope.
00:54:34
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Nothing worse than depressed balls. And then of course, there's no dog with the blue balls joke too. Yeah, I was kidding for that.
00:54:44
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Never disappoint. Hey, there's such things as blue ovaries too. You boys think that you got it bad. like Okay, explain.
00:54:57
Speaker
Please explain blue ovaries, please. No, ew. Yes, no, not who. I'm curious. feel like men in white has to do with the Pope. ah if if if If the Pope is involved, I definitely want to know.
00:55:13
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Definitely want to know. Men in funny hats. Men in white and blue ovaries. I'd rather hear about that. men in big to you I don't know if you want to hear about that.
00:55:27
Speaker
What, blue ovaries? I do. okay. it Well, no, I was saying I'd rather hear about the Pope, but um no, girls, get just 40 years old. Talking about the Pope will give me blue ovaries, so let's skip that. but can and Can a civilian wear one of those big, giant Pope pants?
00:55:45
Speaker
Because if so, I'm getting one or two. Fuck yeah, dude, I want to get one, too. Do you imagine wearing that a theater? Sorry. Sorry. Sorry.
00:55:57
Speaker
Like, fuck you, get a booster seat. I'm wearing this. You can just be over me. That's not my problem. Sorry. MoDog's on a roll tonight. Look, I got it on backwards. It's cool.
00:56:10
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Hey, subscribe can I lick your ass? Yeah, lick my ass, bitch. I forgot about that song. That's so many years since I've heard that song. Blue bean.
00:56:25
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Yes, I'm... What did that mean? You got to lick the knife back into it. Did you ever do that to a girl? Give it a good raspberry? me Yes.
00:56:38
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I mean, I might have gotten a punch in the face afterwards, but gave it a try. I gave it a try. I gave it a try. I was just going to say that.
00:56:51
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I couldn't see it afterwards because, you know, black eye and all, but
00:56:56
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Where is this going? where i yeah I'm having a hard time keeping up. This is fucked. Fun one tonight. yeah We're canceled tonight.
00:57:11
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This shit's getting spicy. It's getting hot in here. We're getting sponsors tonight. What are you talking about? Sponsors? I do I do want to say this dream come Steve brought to you by Bluetooth
00:57:30
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It's also brought to you boiled peanuts in a can are you hungry? Well pop up a can of boiled peanuts and fucking now we're definitely cancelled So this is part of the reason I'm starting to see your logic behind it, Brittany.
00:57:50
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Bottom left. Strike two, motherfucker. Holy shit.
00:57:56
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yeah No, I'm just playing. I know. Some of his jokes, just, you know, we'll let him have it. Just let him enjoy it.
00:58:07
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I just realized you put your name as Bradley Cares. That's just my name. And that's the only one that does.
00:58:17
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What do you mean you're fixing a donate? I'm just kidding. but I'm just kidding. I'm fixing a donate. i Like a kidney? What are you talking? and don't know. Oh.
00:58:28
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Untrackable. For the culture. I don't know you can do that on YouTube now. Yeah, you can do anything. um in me Whoa, that was not what I... What the fuck?
00:58:42
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Glick's here. Look at that. let's like dear More glitch than I needed to see. yeah That's Glick in the wild.
00:58:52
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Too much is never enough, Jenny Bones. I found that the other day when I was exploring the woods. Is that what you look like when you were exploring Glick's woods? You said that was the Bigfoot? Before he had his copy.
00:59:07
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andel is That was during his molting period. That's why he's less old. He's molting.
00:59:15
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um halting a cra um for some There's just tufts of hair stuck on all the branches for this specific course. but so Shedding, whatever.
00:59:30
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like the way you said the first time. Molting is better. Hashtag molting. Legitimize it. Hashtag it. We're doing something new over here. there we go but legitimizing got a hashtag new he explains something new over here
00:59:54
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one time at band camp. Yeah. you know And then he stuck a flute in his asshole. This one time at band camp I went scissor.
01:00:05
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I did just get back from working at a summer camp tonight, so I mean, there's that. Oh, nice. what ah What's up, Wally? What are you doing, my dude? Wally!
01:00:15
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What up, Wally? While you at work, if not, come on up, man. but i just want to i do I do want to remind everybody that the link is pinned at the top. So click it.
01:00:27
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Click it before Glick It gets here. yeah Yeah, Glick that link. Glick it before you Glick It. Join the Glick It before you stick it. Don't. Make sure it Glick.
01:00:38
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I swear to God. i hate it. it's i have a Glick It in me. What did you say earlier when we were talking? you said something and it like included Glick's name in it.
01:00:50
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Fuck. Whatever. I'm not going to get into it. but The Glickshonary? Yeah, it's the Glickshonary. But then there was something else. The Glickshonary.
01:01:02
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It's only got two syllable words. That's it. Still leak. If you're looking for a three syllables, you've got to search elsewhere. That's it.
01:01:15
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I'm trying to find that glickening. Jersey, right? it right Well, have a Brit-ionary and a Bit-ionary.
01:01:28
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Depends on what mood you catch me on
01:01:32
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I didn't know knowledge had moods. so I know you had knowledge. Damn. Damn. da so laugh You want to come at me, boy?
01:01:47
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Fuck up. Let's go. I just did. And I got you back. like So what's your next time, Matt? You made an attempt. It was good. It was better. Okay. I don't give a fuck. I was looking at the britchonary. I mean, they kind of gave me blue ovaries.
01:02:07
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You know, blue is blue ovaries in and the britchonary. bridge I don't fucking know. It's your fucking book. You're the author and you don't even know what's in it? It does, actually. I'm looking at it right now.
01:02:21
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You know what I mean? Sounds like you have a ah an entry to me.
01:02:33
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I cannot find the Glickening.
01:02:37
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It's not on there anymore. I don't know where I put it. Well, no, I have it saved somewhere. yeah, I think Michael got rid of it. Britannica.
01:02:51
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But do you have a Britannica? Britannica, yes. Encyclopedia Britannia. Encyclopedia Britannica.
01:03:02
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You want to come at me, boy? it that ah
01:03:09
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young dumb oh i thought you know i thought that's a it was perfect we need to see it oh oh sorry
01:03:34
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yeah no he deleted it it's gone but yeah untrackable read a playboy once that's neat oh my inner okay you can go back to the comments mabby
01:03:50
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that's what she said that's one of my favorite the fucking things yeah that's what you guys like the office of course blue and later I'm literally wearing a shirt that says Bird's Beat and that'll start to act.
01:04:05
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no and Hell yeah. I knew I liked you for a reason. I didn't know what it was, but I figured it out.
01:04:16
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I'm just kidding. It's because of default. Let's see the shirt. Default said anybody liked me. but so I want to see it. The hoodie.
01:04:30
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Paris beats Battlestar Galactica. fuck Yeah.
01:04:36
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Cool. I love the office. It's kind of a problem. it i don know Okay. Like I literally bought, you know, the, the bathroom sign in the beginning.
01:04:51
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yeah. yeah that says the office it's signed by rain Wilson. Oh, nice. um And like all that for like $110. Okay.
01:05:03
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yeah okay So I have so many fucking shirts slash hoodies that are office related. like It's so I have one that's Michael Scott paper company. I got one that's threat level midnight. I like fucking just the regular Dunder Mifflin.
01:05:24
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i saw i My old job used to have pretzel day. I fuck i just walk in on And she would put up a picture of Stanley saying it's pretzel day.
01:05:43
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And then awesome um and instead of calling it the Dundies, we called it the Brideys. and yeah At the end of the year, i have two of them. They're awesome.
01:05:55
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I've talked to about people about it on here already, so I'm not going to repeat myself. but yeah I got the t-shirt that John Candy won in the movie The Great Outdoors for eating the old It says the 96er. It has a picture of the cabin and stuff on it. It's the actual t-shirt that he got.
01:06:17
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It's a big sandwich right there. Holy shit. Later, Wally. Veggie chips. all good to do about Come on on track. We'll get up in here, you bitch. You won't.
01:06:30
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You won't do it. You're scared. Before my internet drops. Bears beats Bradley's. oh That's not from The Office.
01:06:41
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Battlestar Galactica.
01:06:47
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I was going to wear my white shirt tonight, but I didn't. Last night on on Nonsense and Chill, Michael brought up a show, Firefly. reminded It made me think of another show, ah i think out of Australia, but I didn't bring it up because it wasn't Western. but right Have you guys watched the show and now it fucking escapes me? God.
01:07:10
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The 4400. No. not another problem No, it it's a sci-fi space. It's from Australia. It's so fucking good.
01:07:23
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God damn it. Good job. there Is there no other nerds on here that knows this show? Battle Star Down Under. Battle Star Down Under. That is funny, though. From Under Cheese. Oh, no. oh yeah and tackleable How are you doing, bro?
01:07:44
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Doing very well. Good. Good to see you, brother.
01:07:50
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Having a good night. You look a little sweaty. Sweaty. yeah it is so it is it is quite muggy out here. Farscape.
01:08:01
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Farscape? Farscape. Farscape. think I heard of that. Sounds more like a video game, actually. Actually, a lot of the ones we did talk about, we did try to keep it Western.
01:08:12
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but we try to it was It was an intersection of Western and overlap with other things. But yeah, it was mostly Western.
01:08:22
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Yeah. Anyway, anyway. What are y'all getting into tonight? It's Saturday. Are y'all hanging out with us degenerates? What the fuck?
01:08:36
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We're what they're getting into. I hope everyone's having good night. Uh-huh. ah bra I want to say we're the cool people.
01:08:47
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Yeah. high good He just showed up. Untrackable, what's up? He's been here for a minute. and I know, I'm saying that's the cool person that just fucking showed up. no
01:09:03
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Fair enough.
01:09:07
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Untrackable shows up and all our cred goes Hell yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:09:15
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could him ride a sore but Oh shit, do I gotta to leave? Nah, you're good. Yeah, bye. okay I refuse to be considered Glick's derp squad.
01:09:28
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I don't really care. What? What? What? yeah what who I can't even say it, but I'm glad you told me about that.
01:09:43
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Window Lickers Unite. ah I got my helmet on. Cleanest windows on YouTube, okay? Right here. I have enough money to buy my own windows. Oh,
01:09:57
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oh geez Jesus. Jesus, Lord in heaven.
01:10:03
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The power of Christ compels you. you doesn' it so compelle you I don't know. I think it gave up on him, really. that's last much You were the default, so... That's what I say is divine.
01:10:18
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Exactly. I did hear that Glick should be coming up eventually. simple oh I mean, his football shit shouldn't take that long.
01:10:30
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Speaking of football, on je you have to play a New York Giants. Yeah.
01:10:36
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I think those New York teams. Yes. Yeah. Oh, all right. I did parlay for my friend. I didn't know you were French.
01:10:49
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yeah I had. think that makes you a pirate. Never mind. I had a cheeseburger. i want Thank you so much.
01:10:59
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thank yeah Wait, you guys eat? she called parlor I know it doesn't look like I do, but yes. Yeah, you haven't eaten since 1995.
01:11:11
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we concrete she calls oh Oh, fucking A-Tranjula. Now I'm hungry. i know. That's that's that's like a... Yeah, I do all that. Wings, salad, beer, pizza. Maybe not all at the same time.
01:11:29
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Yeah. Like two of those at once. not and you it's usually what It's usually one of the food items paired with the beer. Brittany just turned into a linebacker.
01:11:41
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here This is why I cover myself up. okay Okay. Fucking asshats. I'm not mad at that. I'm going to have some shredded pork. I want wings. I want wings too, damn
01:12:01
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it. Can never go around with wings. see Okay, blue cheese or ranch? Neither. What the fuck? what do you mean neither? What do you put on your wrist? You just so raw dog that shit? You just raw dog that shit. no i' tell I was like, put the hottest sauce you got down there.
01:12:17
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Oh, Jesus Christ. No, I don't know. I want to paint my toilet later and make it extra spicy. yeah no So ranch and blue cheese, first ranch has dairy in it and blue cheese is like a soft cheese dairy product.
01:12:33
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um It don't go good with Well, that makes sense. Oh, you're lactose intolerant? It actually makes it worse if I add those things to the world. You're a dairy bigot.
01:12:49
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When it comes to food, I feel like um the idea of like interracials, ah very come much comes into play. So if you don't mix it, you ain't fixing it.
01:13:01
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We're getting fixed.
01:13:04
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This is wings, man. Oh, my God.
01:13:10
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Oh, no.
01:13:14
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never eat blue cheese on salad. That's kind of weird. Who the fuck puts ranch on their grilled cheese? Wait, what? On your burritos? yeah That is kind of different, too. I mean, I've never tried it, so I can't knock it.
01:13:27
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I've seen people get their pizza in ranch and fries. I like ranch on pizza sometimes. all time but it yeah Do you like spaghetti?
01:13:39
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Yes. So you put red sauce them on on these yellow noodles, right?
01:13:46
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You're obsessed with yellow tonight. Black and Yellow balls. I just like color food. Put with some big old brown meatballs. You know what I'm saying? Jesus Christ.
01:13:59
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Red, yellow, brown. Your fucking adjectives are off the charts. Big brown meatballs. yeah I don't want one of those.
01:14:12
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Hey, I was thinking about this earlier. Adjectives make things exciting. Without adjectives, it's like ah the weather is going to be, and then you just say it's going to rain, and oh you you know it's going to be 90 degrees, and we're going to move on. It's like, no, it's it's a freaking storm outside, bro.
01:14:31
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You guys should stay inside. You should call out of work you know and just keep listening to the radio show. lot of people don't know what they're talking about, first of all. Okay. Yeah. They have a feels like thing.
01:14:43
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heard this on another podcast. like Who is the person that asks? like No, it's 70 degrees, but it feels like 68. You feel like you're trying too hard. Fuck off. I want that job.
01:14:56
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Yeah. All right, everyone. Today's weather is 69 degrees.
01:15:04
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Speaking of 67, today is like Madonna's birthday. She turned 67. Ew. I thought she turned 67 like 14 years ago.
01:15:16
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Shut up. I turned 27. I mean, I would smash. I would smash. I would smash. Not you, Lazy. I was talking about... You would smash her hip.
01:15:29
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it's a a new one If it's not disintegrated by now. It is. I would be the one to disintegrate. I would feel proud. and like who Who destroyed Madonna's pussy and it was like, oh, God, track, ah you were the last one and she doesn't exist anymore. I'd be ah my bed i really I really wouldn't put i wouldn't put Bradley in this in the same category as it Chad.
01:15:57
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No. He's a Brad, not a Chad. Come on now. No.
01:16:05
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Don't get Brad get glad. to Yeah, put a plastic bag over your face. Yeah. Oh my.
01:16:18
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No, you're not. You're not. There was no lions or tigers preceding that. So why did you say it?
01:16:25
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What is that my dude? What's up Scotto? Hey Scotto links up in the Scotto. Scotto. Scotto. Oh. oh Oh, he has a story to tell us tonight.
01:16:37
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Ooh, I like stories. It's story time. Hey, I love Scotto. Scotto's my dude. Even if I destroy Madonna, um ah my boy I'm always coming back with Scotto.
01:16:51
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ah family um we had and Honestly, I feel like ah yeah. it My wife Madonna, she's going hire Scotto to destroy you in return. my my My wife is my side chick. Scotto's my main.
01:17:05
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oh and and that's definite say right song You guys heard it here live. Polygamy got weird.
01:17:16
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That's funny. that's funny We were talking about that earlier too. What? you know what You know what? I have an idea before Scotto comes up. let's Let's take a short but take a break.
01:17:29
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Yes. I know some bladders need to be emptied. Some joints need to be smoked. Some bowls need to be packed. I have a depends on. I just go when I need to. you alls You know, I've been thinking about doing that. It's so much more efficient.
01:17:43
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Especially on Saturdays. You say fishing? Fishing. But you're going fishing. My bad. Oh, I'm not going to be prepared for it.
01:17:54
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But I am creating a water source. Oh. All right. Yeah. Okay. Everybody like, share, subscribe. We're going to take um like a play. We're going to do an intermission.
01:18:07
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Yeah. Yeah. back Let's play some Harley. Harley Olivia. This is a dope. So we'll be back in about three and a half minutes, guys.
01:18:20
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Yeah.
01:18:30
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Here in this room don't really know what to say Been round people all day, kinda feel out of place Wishing that I could go back home to my son Far away from this place, just a party of one Watching the walls, my eyes play tricks on my brain The people all slink around, in and out of their frames I think of you and what you had to give up I wish had all your strength, instead I fill up my cup And then the darkness comes creeping in I can't pretend I'm not feeling it
01:19:20
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can't pretend it's not my fault again, again Clothing my eyes, I'm haunted by the thoughts in my own head Nothing I do can stop me or never am I alive or dead?
01:19:33
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Digging my nails in the center of the dead, please just let me be
01:19:51
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I'm so
01:20:12
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It is deafening I can't deny this is deafening I can't deny I'm a life controller time again Closing my eyes I'm haunted by the glass and I am white
01:21:08
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You don't leave me
01:22:07
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like share and subscribe please hi we're we are back hey glick is with us what is up my dode but is ah what is it i don't know where is everybody everybody's like i told him three and a half met here yeah takess breaks on a saturday night Who that?
01:22:26
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Who that? We don't. We don't. All right. We do. Hold up, Chris technician. I'm here.
01:22:40
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You're here.
01:22:43
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Jim's out like he's sliding into home, like, I'm here. I made it. I just realized I forgot to turn my camera back on. Numbers are hard. I couldn't tell how long three and a half minutes were. because we It's three sets to 60. She's got blue numbers.
01:23:03
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It's a little less than four minutes. Oh, okay. That makes sense. At least it's an even number. That makes total sense. yeah so she's going to dress up like Jedi.
01:23:16
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shena dressed up like Jedi. so wait so She's to dress like she normally does. She's going to call her. She usually wears the same shit like that. Her and Jedi dress the exact same as it is.
01:23:31
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not not but Not all that impressive, but way to keep your word. Good job, Tarantula. Scott, are you still popping up? i ah He had to run against few joints. so mean How was your fantasy fucking fuckery thing?
01:23:48
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Final Fantasy football. It was okay. Final Fantasy sports ball club games.
01:23:55
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It was a good draft. there' was an interesting draft. We're all drafted. The only draft I want is draft beer. yeah Nobody gives a shit about your shitty jersey and your shitty fucking team, Brittany, and your shitty city. Why don't you go to hell, Skank?
01:24:12
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Holy. Damn. Wow. Shots fucking fire. All bets are off. Don't come flashing that bullshit on my shit. Sexy Tom. Oh, is this because of the Ravens jersey? Yeah.
01:24:26
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yeah Our Modell can suck my asshole and eat my dick. I can't wait to to the middle. I'm going to go to Baltimore and I'm going to piss all over that man's grave. Glick's motto is I like Browns and I got Downs.
01:24:39
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It's not that serious, bro. It's not that serious, bro. I like Browns and I got Downs. Previous, current, and future generations.
01:24:51
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The entire Modell family. hope you all rot in hell. Oh my gosh, i need more mushrooms. It's not that serious. It's not serious, bro. Put your helmet back on and calm down, okay? Hey, Jedi, this is one whole fungi.
01:25:07
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Oh. look got you brain love that It looks more fun than you look. Can you put it through the camera so I can have it? so Yeah, right? Let me email it to you.
01:25:18
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I'd like to download that. Okay, that's what's up. Fax it to me. Real quick. Fax it to me.
01:25:28
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AOL just recently stopped offering dial-up, and my first question was, wait, we still have dial-up?
01:25:41
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Who the hell's using a fucking 56K modem still? I just stopped using my Betamax last week. Mom, don't pick up the phone. I'm still using the internet. Shit.
01:25:54
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yeah bradley Oh, I remember those days. I remember.
01:26:01
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and You have to unplug the phone to hook up the shit. It's like shit. Mom, why are you such a fucking chatty, Kathy? It's going to take me 20 minutes to download this picture a Okay? Back off.
01:26:12
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okay yes back off I think it's a guy.
01:26:20
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one boob but i think it's a guy This comes out da deep. Oh, my God. 20% of the Areola has downloaded. This is amazing. You get to the bottom and end I'm trying um trying not to come before it gets done downloading.
01:26:42
Speaker
How many pixels is that Areola? The amount of time it took to download was the exact amount of time you needed to to sit on your all I'm saying. By the time you got to the middle, you're going to him. What's that?
01:26:58
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I don't know about all that, man. I i stayed old school until internet got faster. Man, magazines and so much faster, so much quicker. Glick just drew himself stick figures with boobs on him and he jerked off to that. Pretty much. Yeah.
01:27:12
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yeah yeah He's like, God damn it, I wish I was a better artist. This would be so much harder. Now I'm not sending you those pictures. You asked for them, and now you don't get them.
01:27:25
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Oh, shucks. yeah you Well, you know what? In 38 minutes, I'll download my own copy, okay? That's providing the internet doesn't die.
01:27:39
Speaker
Or somebody don't get on the phone. Then I got to start all over. That's that's the original edging is when you have to start. Oh, shit.
01:27:52
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um The internet went out for a minute. Page not found. and you know what In 20 minutes, this keyboard is going to be stickier than ever. oh geez Oh, geez.
Fantasy Football Team of Fictional Characters
01:28:06
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Page not found. It's out of control.
01:28:10
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Yeah, it is, but it's fun. did I did. i did I did, MK. Ray Finkel is my kicker, and Shane Falco and John Moxon are my quarterbacks, and I have Nelly from the Longest Yard as my running back.
01:28:24
Speaker
Yeah. Yeah, he used to make good music, too. Save that for tomorrow, bro. Lace is out. Hey, you know what, Brittany? It's my show.
01:28:34
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Shut up. knew you were going to do that.
01:28:42
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how would your day like um um' I'm responding to the chat conversation. you know I'm sorry. My bad. my like try talking i I'm talking about Westerns over over here, alright? Leave me alone.
01:28:55
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now
01:28:59
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Is Dumb and Dumber or Western? ah No. no Yes. Could be.
01:29:08
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Go to country on emmo that, Mo. Yeah. Yes, Mo Dog. Sears Catalog. master What up, Shaman in the building?
01:29:21
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What up, Fythu Nip? The Sears Catalog. please um many All of us. You get that holy grail, the see-through nip in that in the catalog sometimes. Actually, I think Untrackable is the oldest.
01:29:36
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Is he? thought Untrackable might be older. There's no way to know that. His age is untrackable. He just knows more than everybody here. Oh, wait. What the hell just happened to the screens?
01:29:47
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who that I think your mushrooms just kicked in. No, I know, right? and know i know yeah
01:30:00
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well the but My initial dose didn't kick in, so I took some more, but I took some earlier today, so I i might just need to build up. This is the double dose. I think that means you to take some more.
01:30:13
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Exactly. That's what I did. i work on the stand i work on the stems before I get to the
01:30:20
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Yeah, he likes to work the base and work his way up. oh I do. I go from feet to the head. I mean, he just beats slow, and we got respect that. Yeah, the Fast and Furious is crap.
01:30:35
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Don't get me. i We had fantasy football draft, Chris Tech. Don't get me started on Fast and Furious. I agree with you, Blaze, 100%.
01:30:45
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I'm kind of curious about that. I mean, that's like that's like Taco Bell. Well, obviously, it's a video game built on the Western. God dang it, Chris.
01:30:57
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Red, red, red. You guys remember that movie with Wild Wild West? Wild Wild West. That's a hell of a Western. Wild Wild West. Oh shit, Bradley's out of control again.
01:31:10
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now That's my favorite song. Wild Wild West. We go to the wild wild west. It's a copy of- They wouldn't let you wear that bucket hat. You got to turn the thing to rim. You know- There you go. There you go. Now you're on the song.
01:31:25
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Ain't no room for loud dogs in this room. There for a moment, I was thinking about wearing a bucket hat, and after seeing Bradley, I'm glad decided not to. Yeah. It's better to let somebody else make that mistake so you can learn from it.
01:31:37
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Blaze, I think a bucket hat would fit you, though, Bo. What's that? A bucket hat? I don't know. Maybe. you I think it would suit you, man. I think you could definitely pull it off. Bradley, not so much.
01:31:48
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Blaze, yes.
Mushroom Effects and Fashion Opinions
01:31:52
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If you're trying to get a bucket hat, you're going to get one with the brim is way too big. It looks ridiculous. it's Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Does it?
01:32:00
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Tell us all about how ridiculous it is. Might as well get fedora at that point. You look like a kind of sombrero. I got a fedora, and I look fedorable. to wear fedoras. You were not fedorable. I was fedorable all the time.
01:32:13
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i used to wear fedora you are not fordo yeah but horrible all the time You're ridiculous. It's actually favorite joke of this dream so far for some reason. You look fucking edible. It's what I do, Jedi.
01:32:28
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I bring the funny. she so I don't like it. i mean the long is it go the pi It's so unexpected.
01:32:38
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think he's pooping. You got a dingleberry hanging out there on track. Whoa. In a long jacket. i know What are you doing, Untrackable?
01:32:51
Speaker
i love when he does that shit. It's so funny. Do it again. The people driving by must think he's one of those people on like... Yeah, like imagine you're walking by some dude just like dangling something to make the shadow. live They're like, aw, he's retarded. I thought that's what I saw.
01:33:11
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I thought that's what I saw. Okay, cool. It's one of those bent over drug addicts you see in the street. Oh, the fentanyl addicts? The fentanyl zombies? You ever see those... zombies again Somebody's just walking their dog like, what the fuck? You ever see those clips of the praying mantis when they put their ass in the water and the parasite comes out? That's what's happening right now.
01:33:33
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No. it's ah It's a dangle bear. I did not mean to do the same ah that.
01:33:45
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That's what we call reverse fisting. i She accidentally took him off and he had to stop and then he put some tags to it. Don't knock it until you try it. I agree 100% Shaman Luther King.
01:34:00
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wait that you like He's Shaman Luther King and Blaze called me Glick Luther King a couple weeks ago. I think I'm saying I was being facetious when I said that.
01:34:12
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you youre being and You were being a
01:34:17
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thanks me ah speciesist you That was a different column i was a different I did that's right that was yeah that's right I was we were talking i was joking around with being a speciest and being a speciest against Bigfoots and him being like an activist on the big yeah that's right I'm so stoned was knock him shocking Blaze was stoned so stoned lost in the woods one of the weirdest fucking things untrackable You have a naughtier shadow than Peter Pan.
01:34:51
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That's a really big line, bro. I'm not mad at that. I'm not mad at that. Okay. The funniest part was how proud he was of himself while he said yeah yeah That's the funny part.
01:35:03
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You have a naughtier shadow than Peter Pan. And then he just fucking struck a pose and smiled. His timing was good, too. His timing was good, too. I mean, it was not a bad joke, but...
01:35:19
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Timing is all about timing, is what they say. so What in the world? What does that sound? think was a truck going by, him but it sounded like a fart.
01:35:33
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yeah I just ah was running in traffic with y'all while I was swinging my dang-a-ling. and Running in traffic. You're just playing traffic.
01:35:45
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It sounded like your poop chute was growling a little bit. do this for just now until he gets back. I bet he had a few barley sandwiches in a can. Barley sandwiches?
01:35:56
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Yeah, that's when you take a beer. A barley sandwich is when you take a beer and you put it between another beer and another beer and and then you just consume all three beers.
01:36:08
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I love that. but Fair enough. That's a great diet to have. Was that your colon, he asked.
01:36:18
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i
01:36:21
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ah Swinging colon coming through. Nothing to see here. Actually, you shouldn't look at it. You will get pink eye. I was going to say, your colon shouldn't be hanging out like that. I'm no doctor.
01:36:34
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no expert. just um'm I'm just saying you you you can't call it diarrhea if you only consume liquids. You know what i'm saying? It's calories. Do your science. Do your science.
01:36:49
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sure it's it's calories you know do your science do use yeah
01:37:02
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ah unjuable I can't with you sometimes. Do you? I'm stealing that. just wander around the neighborhood like a neighborhood watch guy or watch dog or something? What are you doing, dude?
01:37:17
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I agree. Nine out of ten grandmas brains just froze up. um I'm going to get more calories. Oh, nice. I wonder how many times cops get called on him when he's just wandering the neighborhood aimlessly like that.
01:37:32
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I'm just saying, I'm like um' not wasting gas. like Every step is a dollar that I'm saving. in ram saying
01:37:43
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You're not wrong. and like that's some And you're not right. You're impurgatory. You're the math, but I like Everywhere's walking distance if you have the time. Jedi, you're fucking me up tonight, man.
01:37:56
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As you told us, i mean there's timing is timing, Bradley. Mm-hmm. time We need mean to move this around. Here we go. Hashtag do your science.
01:38:07
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If I save a dollar for every step I take, I'm going to start walking a lot more. And then there's going to be more people taking pictures of the Sasquatch walking through the yard. There's going to be internet payments.
01:38:19
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Yeah, but I'm magic. but They can still only get blurred pictures of me because I'm that fast. um I'm just saying that the the car dealership has a car in front of the grocery store right now and the car dealership, but you know, there're their title or whatever is flow, but it's written in bright red and it's streaking across the side of the car. And now I'm confused.
01:38:43
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Is there like tampon billboards in there? Is that a tampon ad and not a... Where are you with this? There's like multiple things you can think of. Yeah, there you go Just do your science.
01:38:56
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Yeah. so yeah he's going He's going one direction with this conversation, Brittany. He's not going anywhere else with it. Wait. yeah I hope he doesn't die. Car or not.
01:39:10
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because It's safe, right? Sure. Oh, we got a question for Bradley. Bradley, do you play video games? We don't really care. you don't have to answer I sure do. Yeah, we already fucking knew.
01:39:26
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That was smooth, please. Not going to lie. That was kind of fucking smooth, bro. Hey, Bradley, you ever breathed in some oxygen?
01:39:38
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Okay, cool. We don't care.
01:39:44
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We care for if you Wait. Yeah. but care if you don't wait yeah
01:39:51
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Well, Bradley doesn't exactly play the video games. He's an NPC in the video game season game. And I know that because I'm the default character. i That's what I was saying.
01:40:08
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Yeah, you would know. He's default. Hell yeah. he's
01:40:15
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oh yeah
01:40:18
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Oh, I know, and I'm glad you asked because it gave me a reason to bust the chop, so I'm happy about it. Yeah, crickets. Fucking crickets. Fun questions for Bradley that we can roast him on. It's no fault of his own.
01:40:32
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Bring him on. Let's go. Feeling feisty. He sees it stands there and smokes. That's all I do in the game.
01:40:42
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Cool. We hear you.
01:40:46
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Cuckoo and Johnny Boss. Zaddy. Zaddy, daddy. Scotto.
01:40:57
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Yo, yo. What up, beautiful? Hey. them Have you got them done yet, or are they same colors? Ah, I see. Oh, yes, queen. I like them.
01:41:11
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like um I bet you give one hell of purple miracle. Yeah, that sure they match your shirt back or a bottle shirt. Exactly. It's called a dad cheeky, thank you. with the da sheet I have Look, I was swinging. I didn't know what it was. I know it wasn't just a shirt.
01:41:28
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Nice. How about you stand up and give us a spin? I think I drafted a pair of jeans. I thought you were talking like yeah and like royalty.
01:41:40
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thought you were talking about royalty. I was like, no, don't. All hail the king. I think I drafted a Tashiki in my fantasy football league today.
Announcements and Plane Landing Story
01:41:52
Speaker
Nobody cares. Shut up, Brittany. I forget that I'm not here with a bunch of football people you just don't understand. You guys don they just don't get me, okay? I and i accidentally read the round.
01:42:07
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I accidentally read the round, dude.
01:42:12
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Who's that? Oh, jeez. I accidentally started the football conversation at the beginning of the show. and i You know what? so this started with one was what me It's your network, so you can do that. but I was announcing that you were starting Unnecessary Roughness this Sunday and the oh yeah yeah the Fantasy Football League coming up and all that shit. so Yeah, yeah, yeah. yeah I'm wearing a football jersey. so how many just How many sheep do you have in your in your basement, Bradley?
01:42:50
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All of them. all of All of them. Better question, how many the sheep in your basement have you fucked? Again, all of them. all of the oh You didn't have to say it. It was already implied.
01:43:06
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i yes you allresty wall che I appreciate you confirming and validating my answer, Bradley. My basement looks like we had a CERTA commercial. Michael made it out of Uranus.
01:43:19
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CERTA mattress. Oh. You're extra special. I just did it for the blood reason, mainly. Blood reason?
01:43:31
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That's what she said.
01:43:35
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Technically, you're not wrong.
01:43:40
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I am not. It's truly. Who doesn't like having their butthole bedazzled every once in a while? what is What is Baz? Oh, makes
01:43:55
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sense. It's a sheep joke. yeah People call me Bradley. ah You just did that to yourself. Oh, no. If he did that to himself, can you imagine what he did to the sheep in his basement? It basically looks like one of those old Serta mattress commercials.
01:44:15
Speaker
Yeah, we're not asking you to explain what you do to the sheep in the basement. Calm down. That's going to get us canceled. Bestiality is still legal in most states.
01:44:26
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Most states. Including all the ones we live in, except for you. hawa Clearly. Clearly. think it's okay in Hawaii. ah And trackable is going. His basement's deep enough. It's below state lines, so no laws apply to him.
01:44:41
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and There is a hole there isn't pit, so it's deep enough. Sounds about right. would you done but in than his It's deeper than his bucket hat.
01:44:53
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is
01:44:56
Speaker
CERDA is suing your ass. Yeah, we're not sponsored by CERDA. Sorry, CERDA. Yeah, we're good. Not yet, anyways. sort of You know what? Until they until they're paying me not to say this, I'm not a fan of Serta mattresses.
01:45:09
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they're They're uncomfortable. They're overrated. They're overhyped. Now, if you would like for me to say differently, Serta, feel free to reach us at at gmail.com and we can talk about negotiations on prices and sponsorships and and all that stuff.
01:45:26
Speaker
going to get us all free mattresses, guys. All right. like there and And if you if you subscribe or a patreon you'll be able to watch i see have great news on ah our Patreon, you'll be able to watch us break those mattresses in.
01:45:44
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yeah Yeah. Or the Lazy Glicks OnlyFans. that's That's the money shot right there. I understand. What I'm going to do... like um what i'm going to do yeah is for using my likeness to grow your channel.
01:46:01
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um I'm gonna sue all of you and what I'm gonna I'm gonna take all of your nothingness and I'm gonna combine it so we can all be together cause I'm gonna invite you to keep it.
01:46:13
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And and and then we can then we can stay one big happy family forever and ever and ever. He's walking to his lawyer's office right now.
01:46:25
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Allegedly. I hate to break it to you untrackable, but ah there's fine print every Saturday night before you come in that when you enter, you give us permission to use your likeness in any way, shape, or form that we deem necessary.
01:46:39
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So that includes...
01:46:42
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i umla I mean, know you it's kind of it's like, hey, was going. a likener? Wait, what? i knew it
01:46:53
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if yougrade dv all you're gonna get is corn hat
01:47:01
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you know i feel like likeness is is kind of like a female ah kind of term the can i be a like a ne
01:47:11
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right but Oh, I get it. Because like Empress. Yeah. So like likeness. Oh. He wants to be a likener. I mean, it was a long stretch to connect those dots, but I'm glad you did it. Maybe he was going with likeness, like miss, not Empress.
01:47:28
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I don't know if that's a good thing or a bad thing, but. I'd be scared, but I'm glad you can translate for us. why is it history, not herstory? You know saying? Come on, people. Oh. ah Her street is being as closed for repaving.
01:47:44
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It was erased by the men. fifty
01:47:49
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Except for Amelia Earhart. Yeah, she did a great job. She had one job. She had one job. She fucked that up. She crashed. Way to the ocean.
01:48:00
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and she fucked that up she works crash
01:48:05
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I mean, yeah, be the first woman to crash an airplane. Nobody cares how far you went. You crashed, bitch. ah Shocking. A woman crashed an airplane. Wait. that tell was explain Remember a while back that chick that landed the plane upside down? That was pretty impressive. don't remember that. Britty's uncle did that.
01:48:24
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Drunk. yeah he ran was like I don't know if it was Russia or where the fuck there was a plane that landed upside down it was a chick pilot and kind funny it was this was like a few months ago this is not like ancient history this just happened not too long ago and everybody on that fuck everybody survived and then sued the fuck out of the airline because they were all paralyzed because broke their neck in Russia we land our planes in headstands hmm
01:48:56
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What got going on there, Glick? One of them really are. Wow. Yeah, I don't have... ah yeah Yeah, you got me beat there, Britt. You can have that one. It was just me Britt were down. We were having our own conversation while you guys talked.
01:49:11
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We communicate without talking. Y'all can suck my big toe. Well, no, I won't even let you. Find me on c500.com. You got to start charging for that, Brittney.
01:49:23
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y I know, I realized that. I realize that. Yeah.
01:49:30
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Oh, man. Don't even. I don't even want to hear that answer.
01:49:37
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Oh, man. can we delete that part? We're canceled tonight. You can delete it. I'm sure he's put worse in the comments that we put on there.
01:49:51
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The fact that I had to think about it makes me racist. I already know the punchlines. but fact i might have to think of i'm not even I'm not even going to think about it.
01:50:02
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No, that's the punchline of it. and That's what he was going to say. The fact that you had to think um about... I don't know. they on He's going to say a black pilot that landed his plane upside down, you fucking racist. Fucking...
01:50:18
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and
01:50:22
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I'm not going to go into a football conversation, but I was gonna name i was thinking about naming one of my team the Cooper Cup clan. For those you don't know, Cooper Cup is a wide receiver, and his first and last name starts with a K.
01:50:36
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Oh, shit. He's one away from the full set. Yeah, it's not going to it. Full set. I was going to do a cover cut. KKK. The full set.
01:50:47
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You know, and if you get that, he gets free way, cheats, scissors, and box of matches. Who the hell cut these goddamn eye holes in here? I can't see shit. it should be
01:50:59
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if I look Asian you gotta cut them bigger. That's fucked up but it's fine. My wife stood up all night cutting these goddamn holes.
01:51:16
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im um Middle name Kevin. I prefer the holes that are in the walls in the bathrooms. Wait, what? Those are special bathrooms that only you go to. Oh, yeah. She's talking about glory holes. That's why it's that where my brain went. It took me a second. but i don't know why every time I go into this bathroom, there's a dick that pops through a hole.
01:51:38
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Brittany, send me time and location. The bathroom's like it's on. ah Fucking floor. but I'm not the one going to glory holes and trying to call them bathrooms.
01:51:50
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flooror I mean, where'd it come from? Like, what? Look, it just means the bathroom's in a good mood, okay? you know they watch they don I don't watch them just before they stick them through those glory holes.
01:52:02
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How do you know that, Blake? I sit there with a wooden spoon and I wait. used to manage a Gloria. They wash their dicks right in the sink there. you know i get the sinks yeah hit Or they just dip it in the toilet bowl and rinse out.
01:52:18
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I had to assign dicks to holes. it was It was a stressful job.
01:52:24
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no steve you're too short to go into stall number four that's frank stall i need you install one it excuse me sir is there a hole open you're gonna have to wait we got a 15 minute wait damn it untrackable what are you It's got to be weird waiting in line with a boner.
01:52:44
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They're jacking off, haven't you? It depends on what they're doing. If you're at Chuck E. Cheese, you're probably going to get a... has stand inches apart, and this is not for COVID reasons. Oh, no. Depending upon where you are with a boner in line, Jedi. If you're at Chuck E. Cheese with a boner, yeah, probably a little weird. but I'm not going to lie. I've watched a porn that they are literally lined up, like, jacking off, waiting to get to the chick's.
01:53:09
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Hey, no cutting. Ouch. Have you guys seen like Porky's? That reminds me of that scene in Porky's. Porky's is so funny. i get The gym teacher grabs the dick. It's like, oh, fuck.
01:53:22
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That's a glory hole gone wrong. like that scene. This is not what the fuck I signed up for. I'm not saying. don't care. I'm into that stuff. I'm going to talk it.
01:53:36
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You know, your bucket hat let us know already. You didn't have to say it out loud. If I wear a bucket, I don't like the tuckers. It's a really good thing. All more reason for me not to wear a bucket hat. Exactly.
01:53:51
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You're like, I'm throwing that shit out tomorrow. no pack Wait, like which comment of yours was too much, Modog? What comment was too much? Oh, it was a black pilot joke.
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01:54:04
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Yeah. Oh, too much is never enough. Too much is never in there. You know they don't allow black people to be pilots. What are you talking about, Rodol?
01:54:15
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Too far, bro. Too far. No, it's not. Come down, Brickie. Come down. Well, no. Too much is never enough. It's kind of like a military thing because if you're going to call in for air support...
01:54:32
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Don't do just enough to kill them. like Obliterate them because otherwise we have to go identify shit. You know what saying? if you're do it If you're going to do a job, do it right the first time.
01:54:44
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Yeah. Clean the glory hole. Don't burn bridges calling an airstrike. There's an old saying in the construction business, measure twice, cut once. so If you're going to do shit, do it I'm with Eugene Trackable.
01:55:01
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destroy everything. circumstances i measure here daily. Great song by Terror. It's a metal song. You guys probably won't like it, but it says destroy everything.
01:55:15
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that how I'm just saying, if you if you destroy everything, um you really don't have to identify whether it's an enemy or not. You just know that you're
01:55:28
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you just You just go and handle your business afterwards.
01:55:34
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Fair enough. You know what my moyle used to say? measure what yeah you You're what? Trying a circumcision child.
01:55:49
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i was very too much and
01:55:55
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i'm sorry
01:55:58
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Oh my god. I just got it. but Oh my. He pulled out a rubber chicken. Oh jeez. Brittany, why did you let him back in?
01:56:13
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That was actually... that was me. That was me. That's all my fault. At least my fault tonight. You're actually special.
01:56:24
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sorry i Sorry. hi v no that's my He puts funny jokes out of his ass sometimes. he does as As my granny would say, Bradley, you were kissed by an angel, weren't you? mean Johnny Bongs, what are you doing over this? Are you trying to get every piece of the rib meat off the ribs?
01:56:45
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that's what i am ah but no That's what happened to the other granny there. got some work to do with it here. Fair enough. That's what my granny used to say about people with special needs. That poor retard was kissed by an angel.
01:57:01
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ah poor reard was kissed by a name Well, aren't you something special?
01:57:10
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ah all these windows i want some fucking ribs now let's be real I won't mind being back. I'm not putting that much work into eating. are you putting so much work into those ribs?
01:57:23
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that And I'm fucking manic OCD, so it has to be done a certain fucking way right down to the literal bone of it. Why are you cutting the meat and peeling the meat off of it? Just eat it, bro. Careful.
01:57:34
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but your finger I don't have teeth, man. oh yeah Oh, yeah, that's right. I didn't know that. i Are you going to put those in a blender and make a rib smoothie?
01:57:47
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I don't have dentures. I've been waiting on them shits for two years. a little weird and know fucking George Washington, bro. i can I can whittle you some wooden teeth.
01:57:59
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Why didn't you just ask? George Washington didn't have wooden teeth. That is such a myth. I'm two steps away from implanting cacks in my mouth. Did you actually have conversations?
01:58:11
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Did you know his wood smith? No, it's documented. He took slave's teeth. Slave's teeth and sheep. I'm too stupid to put cash in my mouth and become the saddle fingers.
01:58:25
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He took them from fucking Bradley's basement.
01:58:31
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That's a fallback. I've never heard one. Hell yeah. yeah
01:58:37
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B-A-N-A-N-A-S. Ain't no hollaback, girl. Oh my... know very indeed by time ah question ah hell yeah I think I'm the youngest one. Yeah, right.
01:58:57
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Yeah. No, I'm only 23. Hey, you're still ah too old for a priest. So don't brag, Brittany. I think untrackable is the oldest one. I don't know. I don't know what you said. All I heard was Brittany.
01:59:15
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hey j what grow
01:59:28
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i'm just fuck it around chris i turned 40 earlier this month so i'm fucking i want everybody to stay off my lawn access especially the sasquatch
01:59:38
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Bro, I'm doing things on your lawn. Oh, shit. I'm doing things. I'm doing things. Oh, shit. God damn. People usually make extra four Jedi on your lawn.
01:59:51
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how My sheep are going eat your grass. Filling up the power wash with pesticides to keep you away. These signs are gone. That'll just enhance my powers. It's going to be co-shine. He has some good things. He said he was going to let his sheep eat your grass.
02:00:15
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Whatever. Is Mordog backstage? What's going on here? Oh, I don't know. I didn't hear anybody pop up. No, nobody's backstage. Yeah. My basement smells bad.
02:00:27
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like right
02:00:30
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it's ah swear to God, Bradley, you know, I've battled depression and anxiety and other mental health issues, and I've never wanted to unalive myself more than when you come on here and tell jokes. The struggle is real to not go over there and and eat a bullet live on this show when you're on here.
02:00:51
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I want you to know that. That's hard, man. i have but lovers chicken you couldn't your shit You could have worked on your shit. You've been gone for a few weeks. but Destroy the rubber chicken. Throw it away.
02:01:06
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I knew I had rubber chicken. Rubber chicken is gone. You'll never see it again. yeah Make me think I'm going Execute the rubber chicken right now, live on the air. Execute it, Bradley.
02:01:20
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Execute All right, fine. I'll choke it. Hey, this is a family channel. Hold on a second.
02:01:33
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Blaze is like, they caught up with me. I'm going to have to pay child support now. we re no more. I don't need any
02:01:42
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Just because you have sperm covering your Camry doesn't mean that your children are here. You know
02:01:56
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I feel like it's turning into that. Honestly, Untrackable is the perfect name because I can't even track what you're saying half the time. Untrackable, how old are you, dude?
02:02:08
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I'm 42. Yeah, I thought he was young. Blazer, you're the vampire. What? How old are you, Blazer? I'm 41. Oh, see?
02:02:21
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That's not old. I mean, if my math is correct, Untrackable is a little bit older. I'm so fucking lying, though. i'm turning on You're so high, you could probably believe your own lies, though, so it's kind of reality. Have you seen a tweet before? I will say this. I do i do turn i do turn a new age new age A new decade. What is up, James? What is up, dude?
02:02:47
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Yeah. i mean Blaze on blazing. Blaze on blazing.
02:02:56
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I'm addicted. I'm addicted. So that comment situation was... Luke is awesome. His music's dope as hell and his girl's hot as hell, too.
02:03:08
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Yeah. It's Britney. but yeah britney Calm down. Damn. Go take a cold shower. Oh, hold on. What I want to know, because I just remembered, Scotto. Oh, But you should come up on stage, Moldog.
02:03:26
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Either way. a story that he wanted to let us all know. Well, it was really for you. the Others might get, they'll think it might be stupid. But it was from that conversation something, right? was such bad way.
02:03:39
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Yeah, don't think it's dumb. Whatever. Take a look. So Brittany sent me a link one day to share it believe, right? um Don't remember what year. Somebody can Google it. But it came out in summer one year because i was down in New Orleans in the French Quarter at a bar called Lafitte.
02:03:57
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And it' one of those French Quarter buildings. The second story has a big wraparound balcony. Tons of us out on the balcony. um Those little super narrow streets are only one car width wide, right? um and Maybe half of the block up or more, somebody's car breaks down as it stops. So there's a lot of this traffic backed up.
02:04:19
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Right in front of the bar, right in front us in the balcony, this couple had convertible to tap down and the blaring believe. Oh, great. It just came out. Yay. It's lovely to get some outside music. Yeah. Yeah.
02:04:31
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30 fucking minutes later, it's on the fifth fucking repeat because they had just repeated it like this multiple times and it got to the point that we were throwing ice cubes off the back and you like, please change the fucking song.
02:04:45
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there rest of There's more music on the CD. We can't take the song anymore. What was it? Who let the dance out? It was Baby Shark. Just walking around with people. beat but a she bleed so yeah I
02:05:04
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i don't i don't care i care how gay i am i do not like to hear the same song even twice in a row
02:05:14
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I said no matter how gay I am, I don't like to hear the same song even twice, let alone 30 minutes of the same shit. Come on now, let's mix it up a bit.
02:05:25
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Sometimes. Yeah. Well, no. Sometimes I will repeat it. When I find a new song I love, I'll listen to until I hate it. yeah That's just how insane I am. I can listen to a 10-hour loop of the same song.
02:05:37
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I can do that. I think my neighbors hate me for that reason, to be honest. Yeah, I feel that shit. because And then I'll sit in my car and repeat it. And i like I have shit to do, but I'm just sitting there because it's jamming. Nope.
02:05:52
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I take a break from sex. I'm like, hey, let's go get a sandwich and chill out and watch a movie. And then then then maybe we can get back to the sex. You got to feel love. What are you even doing with your life?
02:06:07
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You got to feel love. I agree. I agree. You've got to fuel up beforehand. No. yeah finish the task Do all that other shit and then do it again. should be a policeman every time.
02:06:22
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But Glick, sometimes during the act of it, you build up another, like, another, another like. Or what you do is you bring snacks into the bedroom, and then you have sex sex munchies, and you don't even have to stop.
02:06:37
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Oh, I don't like that. Yeah, we know this one i we know. We know.
02:06:47
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so yeah i like that i'm here for the shit show that's why i'm so i so twice videos and these short videos, there's you know no commentary, nothing, there's a soundtrack.
02:06:58
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But it's ah it's a 10 second or 20 second clip and they got this song playing that really hits you. And you know it's the same soundtrack to the same shorts over and over and over again. And it's like, those are like hand jobs to when you're like, okay, I'm looking this song up and and I'm going to listen to the whole thing.
02:07:18
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And then, you know, just to make sure you get the lyrics right and you're really down with it, it's like, yeah, I'll do it again. But I'm not going to do it a third time. Like, come on, man. I don't know what we Mercury, i don't when when people say Mercury was retro, I don't know what that means.
02:07:34
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I know. I have to have Sean explain it to me all the time. That means it's old school grade. Yeah. Retro. So I'm vintage grade. full okay yeah so im so i'm vintage grade Yes.
02:07:49
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yeah Old school, vintage. OG grade. i was born in 93. Whoa. you ever get bored with new porn and you're like, hey, I want to see what titties look like in the 70s? Yeah. Yeah, sometimes.
02:08:05
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and and yeah sometimes yeah disagree so long i really want to see every generation of today it's it's the only problem with fucking 70s porn is the tracking on the vhs yeah
02:08:20
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usually great dude it's it's it's you know it's like it's like listening to vinyl man or something nostalgic and just takes you to a special place when you watch old 70s porn I love that one.
02:08:33
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Kick on a... You watch 70s porn. You got them big old booshes. You see the lights streaking off their big like golden earrings and stuff?
02:08:45
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Yeah. Bright lights just... I never saw any golden earrings, just pearl necklaces. Oh. Oh, it's cool. You know how many times Jedi has ordered pizza with extra sausage hoping could bang the delivery guy?
02:09:02
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Hey, 60% of the time, every time. um what is that what does it what is extra what does extra cheese get me You don't want to know. You need to fuck around and find out, Blaze. You need to fuck around and find out. We're to have to put that on our Patreon page. We can't put that on here. So, 100% true story.
02:09:34
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um the light in my entryway goes out. And at the time, the elevator was out. It was being refurbished. And I'm on the top fucking floor. So the electrician comes up one day and he's like, okay, looks at it. I'm like, fuck, I need to go get a ladder. I'm like, no, what I have a ladder. Just go get your toolbox, you know, whatever tools you need. Come back. Like, I thank God.
02:09:55
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comes back. yeah I fucking shit you not. While he was down in his delivery van and you're picking out whatever he needed, he sprayed cologne on because he really smelled that cologne the second time, but he didn't the first time. So. yeah You didn't know under underneath the lighter and suck his clothes. I didn't say no. I i didn't say no. He came upstairs and put on some berries and things are went down.
02:10:23
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I gotta ask. scott don Did he come back upstairs with the proper tool to get the job done? who In more ways than one, yes. yeah He's like a Swiss army knife.
02:10:34
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In more ways than one. He had he had everything ready to go. Allegedly. Allegedly. alleg legwood like Thank you for the disclaimer, Brittany. We needed that.
02:10:51
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It is what it is. It happened. He didn't say any names, so it is what it is. MoDog. MoDog. It was MoDog, wasn't was question my god no dog really knows and Going like him.
02:11:10
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More like, hold on. Like, Nighttime's just some blatant guy in his 30s. But, you know. What is fucking Glick? What did I do? What did I do wrong? What did I do wrong? That's what I was trying to figure out. That's what I was trying to figure out. I'm trying to figure out what you're doing tonight.
02:11:27
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Fucking Glick. I do everything wrong. You know. Don't act like you would. I'm writing more copy.
02:11:33
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um i new old baby
02:11:36
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Jesus Christ. I do everything. Jesus. Whoever that is. I was just driving around today yeah and there were some goddamn Jesus freaks in a fucking van. I thought it was a food truck and then I wanted to send them all to hell.
02:11:53
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I wanted to bring them sons of bitches down and send them to hell. I didn't have any food. I did not say that. Fuck off. yeah I mean, you insinuated it. At first I thought it was like a snow cone truck.
02:12:05
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But then I thought it was a food truck and I turn into the parking lot and it's just a bunch of fucking like Jesus people like spreading the word. I would ask for crackers. Jesus people.
02:12:17
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yeah The whole the whole fucking flock of disciples was right there. we tend to do that. It was David. It was Mark.
02:12:25
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it was david it was mark A lot of white sounding names, to be honest. They need some more diversity in them disciple groups. I grew up in that shit. really I don't need to relive it. He had like 12 fossils or whatever, disciples.
02:12:45
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I never learned all their names, but I only remember the white names. Because those are the only ones I was ever taught. I think there's something wrong with that. You're saying Christians are racist?
02:12:57
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I'm saying Christianity is racist. you know Jesus should have branched out a little bit more. That's all we're saying. That's the comment. That's the comment that's going to get us canceled. Wait, wait. Who is nailed to a po I mean, if you ask any of these protesters, fucks over all the gays. You know what I'm saying?
02:13:22
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Do you know what's crazy, though? Jesus was a carpenter. What if the Romans made him build his own cross before they nailed him to it? I would have. fucking would have. I absolutely would have. They made him drag it on his shoulder for miles. think Wait a minute. Jesus wasn't a carpenter. His dad was.
02:13:41
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but that it was Because his mom was a whore fucking around, and she's like, I just magically got pregnant. I don't know how it happened. and just i That's the best lie ever told, and the dude believed it. Like, immaculate conception. What the fuck is... didn't even invent that word back then.
02:13:57
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I mean, that's just some gangsta shit, though. To make somebody dig their own grave, that like that's that gangster shit. It's like, hey, start digging.
02:14:08
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It's like, what am I digging for? You'll find out later. What was that? Find your grave because it's going to be untrackable. o
02:14:21
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but He was important too. He was important. I can't masturbate to this. I have been. I'm doing my best.
02:14:33
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It's starting to escape. I've been doing my best. Britt found the buttons but long ago. Every time I almost finish, something happens and it just Kills the moon.
02:14:48
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oh That's okay. I got a fluffer. um I'm good to go. Who's your fluffer? Fluffer. What? $5 hour to keep me going. Fluff and butter. That's how much we charge when we do our cams on Lazy Glitch.
02:14:59
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five dollars an hour to keep me going often how bad yeah that's how much we charge on our when we do our live our live cams on lazy like I LLC'd my penis, so I can have employees now.
02:15:16
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but and And they can't see you directly, just the company. I LLC'd my penis. Oh, my fucking God. I want to talk to the HR of your cock.
02:15:30
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the The head of HR? Yeah, the head of HR. Speak to your manager.
02:15:41
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Oh, my God. Well, the balls run the show. Always juggling something, you know? ah They're hanging fruit.
02:15:53
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but got new tweezers. I did. I done got new tweezers. The fruit of life. That's why they call it sweet chin music. Which is ironic because it's mostly salty when it comes out.
02:16:09
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Is your LLC listed on the cock exchange? I'm just to look up your shit. Yeah, we all need to go to Zaddy for this information.
02:16:20
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what What do they call it? Scotto is the least gay thing on this stream so far. He is at the end of the day. Honestly, you're not wrong.
02:16:33
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That's how far it's gone. Scotto comes in here on Saturday and he's like, so this is what it's like to be straight. Overrated. for
02:16:47
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This is the gayest group of people I've ever been with. So I do have a weird story to tell you about this great guy that lives in this building.
02:16:59
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What would you do to government? I haven't, actually. I'm very nice. He has a wife, but he's got two kids, so I'm not going to be a home worker, right? Unless he wants me to be. I dropped my fucking drink, like, on the floor.
02:17:19
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But get this, okay? So he goes out sometimes and gets really, really fucking smashed. Like, one time he shut up at my apartment door at five in the morning, and he clearly thrown up on himself.
02:17:32
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But I think what happens when his wife doesn't let him home, so I let him in the apartment because he needs somewhere to stay, and he literally comes over here and sits on this couch, and he just falls asleep for about two hours.
02:17:47
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with And then he wakes up he goes, like, that's what the fuck he does. You're a good neighbor. Fuck, wouldn't even give my neighbor a cup of sugar. Fuck off.
02:17:59
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You mentioned talking about a dog or a pet or like a person. Well, I found out yeah yeah apparently had been doing this three buildings down because he was confused thinking it's this building. He'd been yeah like keeping coming into total fucking strangers' apartments. So like, okay, at least I know this guy. At least, okay, he you you can come over here. just sort of yeah i know here He's trying to bus sex.
02:18:26
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<unk> what it sounds like dance um honestly he has that look in his eye but he especially when he was passed out like have to help him in because like right by my door is a 3d printer and bitch i think delicate don't want him to fucking fall on it so i have to like help him in and sit down and since he's out of it So he wakes up like two and a half hours later and makes a beeline for the door.
02:18:53
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Does he usually take his pants off and face down ass up when he passes out? here east why i i um thing is like I'm certain wife would just come upstairs. i'm just too I can tell.
02:19:11
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problem Calm down, Bradley. God damn it. drop Drama. And I'm not going to do a whole lot of work from but some whiskey dick. Sorry. You know, that's a real thing. It is. You're telling me. as As somebody that used to be a part of this network used to say, all he needs is a hole in a heartbeat.
02:19:31
Speaker
Yeah. And they're in prison now. That's why they're not part of the... Exactly. I was going to say that, but now should I put it out there? Wait, he's in prison? that's kind of but No. Oh, man. I was going to open up a bottle of whiskey in celebration.
02:19:56
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You don't have to hold a heartbeat and not consent. Who are we talking about now? I'm so curious. Obviously, you're not going to mention it. No, we're not going You know.
02:20:08
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You know who he is. Maximum Jefford. Minimal Minimal Jefford. Minimal Jefford. de he fact that that old jeffer I swear to God, was one his lines. It's like, oh, I'm going to bottle of whiskey.
02:20:25
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Holy. I don't know how bad things were in between everybody. I swear to God, that was one of his lines. A hole in a heartbeat.
02:20:35
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Such a creepy-ass thing to say. i mean, i I got a knife. A hole in a heartbeat, Okay. What if I'm... what bob so Did you overlap, Jeff, on here? Because I don't remember. so I remember him being gone, and then you showed up a little bit later in my memory. I'm not saying I didn't know if you overlapped. I was there towards the end.
02:21:01
Speaker
Okay. And I fucking hated him. and then he kind of like threw off it a little bit. She's got swords. i don't think you're supposed to show them on YouTube. she it's it's Those are cheese cutters. for cutting a good fucking, you know, Gouda.
02:21:17
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That's what I'm supposed to call. What's up, AJ? Our shows are just large toothpicks. It's for my charcuterie board because I'm a white chick. Exactly.
02:21:30
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Her charcuterie board. q to board shark Sharknado board. I got a shark here and I'm doing its nails. Sharkooter. Sharkooter. Well, welcome.
02:21:42
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Welcome, AJ. Welcome to the show. Welcome to the show. AJOT. AJOT. Oh, Scott, thank you for sending them people. AJOT. Well, said AJ, too. Notice he didn't correct me.
02:21:53
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AJOT? What up, AJOT? AJOT. that' i'm okay I'm okay with being corrected. the gays love me and josh it's okay i mean blaze dude you're killing me with your name being josh up they i keep looking at that like josh who the fuck is josh i don't know josh yeah i forget i forget that i put my real name wait blaze your real name is josh yeah yeah yeah yeah you look like a fucking josh don't call me supposed to mean
02:22:25
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You're joshing me, Josh. I'm joshing you. I'm joshing you. Now, okay, I'm lying. That's not my real name. Stop. It is for now in my brain, forever.
02:22:38
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You will forever be Josh. You might as well go get it changed right now if that's not your real name because you're Josh. It is. It's my real name. I know. I know you're backing out. I saw it.
02:22:49
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saw the skepticism in air. I was like, oh I made a big mistake. It's too late. Yeah. too too late josh a good name i like that everybody knows it's real white it is very very biblically white it would be weird if his name was jamal your your your name is real uh white bread and turkey and mayonnaise sandwich over there honky oh you just made me hungry oh that sounds like a disgusting sandwich
02:23:21
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I can't say anything. You throw a little salt and pepper on that turkey and mayo sandwich, it's going to change your life. It is pretty good. It's safe. What? First almost and let me do some chips.
02:23:37
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yeah yeah yeah We all know how to put chips on my sandwiches. Oh, yeah, give that little crunch there. Hell yeah, Brittany. She knows what's up. she knows I'll get all of that. I know what's up.
02:23:49
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am I mean, that's down here. An inferior species. Calm down. That's an irrelevant. i know what's up oh i mean that' yeah you're an inferior species calm down mineral that's an irrelevant far more severe
02:24:04
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finger Kitchen sandwich. Okay. So, Brittany, the only reason I'm saying that is like, oh, I'm a man, so I know what the best ham sandwich tastes like. Like, no, it doesn't fucking matter what but you are. make this Later, trackable.
02:24:20
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ah yeah I just... Later, dude. Oh, is that he was peacing out? Is that what he was doing? yeah Is Angel here or is she just here, not here? No, I'm here. I'm here.
02:24:32
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Oh, there she Okay. The first of one heard is... Dude, it's... Man, it is uncanny. You are dressed just like Jedi. You look identical. That's crazy.
02:24:43
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i know. its and Glick, you calm them down. You got cum stains in your beard. See you. Oh, Blaze is like, I don't know what's going to happen now. Okay. So you know how y'all call him a default and everything else?
02:25:00
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I was going to actually dress like Jedi tonight. but Really? Because it's a default character, you can create anything you want. so that's true That's true. Therefore, that's not a default character.
02:25:12
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Oh! We created it if we wanted to because we're a default character. Thank you. That's a fully customized character right there. Let's go. no anime somebody spillt grape jelly in your hair and know it's like gra jelly gra ju g gri ah smell like that trust me um want to eat your guys seaman in her hair
02:25:39
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but did you say bradley i said i want to eat her here with your antiboy yeah no please don't please don't don'tpamine in your not jelly top peanut but my sheep are gonna eat your hair with I'm excited with these things.
02:25:54
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It's like that was why you're not within 500 feet of a daycare or a park. specifically Or a school. Right. Or a school or anywhere children or anywhere people are in general.
02:26:08
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Elderly, children, animals. I'm a lighthouse attendant. All alone up here. He's not even allowed to leave the children. Where's your ankle bracelet? forest rangers that just work in the fucking big fucking tall shed thing that has to stay there for fucking years and just watch for like rapunzel somebody stuck you in a tower in the middle of woods somewhere yeah like rapunzel yeah let me climb up your beard glick Translator, can somebody full screen? I want to see it better. I can't see it. Just for a second. Just for a second. back up one but yeah Okay, okay, okay. I get it. I hate being full screen, too. I get it.
02:26:49
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I get it. um want If you don't want me to, I won't. No, go ahead. Beautiful, and it matches your shirt. It looks awesome. You're pulling a Britney, dude. It does. like it's It's all fucking
02:27:04
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i love I love it. yeah you know You look awesome, Trangela. You look fucking knowla we got one to you okay that's that's fair That's fair. I asked for her to be first. I deserve it. i deserve it hey Default characters aren't supposed to have great stuff. You're growing some fuzz on your face. It does look like beach fuzz. didn't say anything about being a girl.
02:27:25
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yeah it looks like i didn't say you i didn't say anything about being a girl i just did growing school you literally just said oh i hate being on the big screen and click is over here like happy yeah but exactly exactly well which was fair because translate didn't want to be on full screen but she agreed to it and that's only fair that i was oh britney hell yeah Oh.
02:27:48
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You're still in the 80s. You're like crushing your face up against the grass. I know, Oh my god, you make my brain fucking hurt. I don't know why I tolerate you. Get out of here. You know I have the cleanest windows I've ever had because of her, so she can do whatever she wants.
02:28:09
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so yeah ah <unk> i think she has but I think she has Windex in her saliva. That's how clean my windows are. Yeah, I used to drink it when I was a kid. It's just like, it's a part of me now.
02:28:24
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We can tell.
02:28:28
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now my little brother really didn't drink some that shit when he was a toddler and he had to go to the hospital. I remember. Wait, what? Yeah, when I visited my mom for the first time. Yeah.
02:28:39
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yeah He had blood everywhere, but he was still happy. so And the windows were super clean. Yeah, you can look in and see all the sadness.
02:28:53
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You ever see those videos of like a dog a window? know what i mean i don't know what kind of porn you watch but know i just i just watch britney like the windows don't i'll send it to you britney you'll you'll thank me later trust me okay dog looks good man i put it in the i'll put it in the group chat but it might it might get lost with all of brian's brian's youtube videos all his food videos
02:29:26
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um driving into which I wish he'd come up here on the panel instead of sending sending us messages because I want to bust his balls because when he comes up on like a panel and stuff, he talks normal.
02:29:37
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And then when he posts a video in our group chat, he's like, hey, hey, yeah. Just another day driving in my truck. I'm out. What are you talking about? I'm out here on the road mr Never Comes Up Anyway.
02:29:50
Speaker
Yeah. like what Was it last Friday? no that No, not this past Friday, but the Friday past. I was sitting there. Me and Michael are live, right? And fucking Brian is sending us fucking YouTube videos in the Snapchat. I was like, motherfucker.
02:30:05
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you're going to watch YouTube right now. like If you're going to watch YouTube right now here, man. If you're going to watch YouTube, at least watch us. You're a dick. You're fucking devil.
02:30:18
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think of that Blaze, I'm glad you're here tonight. I've literally, like, the last two or three times I've been on the Nonsensical Network, you haven't been here, and I've bitched. I'm like, why doesn't Blaze want to hang out? yeah He doesn't like me anymore.
02:30:29
Speaker
what i Why? Because I'm here every Friday night, and I don't i decided not to do it every Saturday, so yeah well I can have my life. I missed you, and I'm glad you're here tonight. On Saturdays nights, Blaze has joined a all-man's group where they go coldwoods i'm in the woods and they get naked and they hold each other's ding-dongs. It's called a sausage party, but go on.
02:30:56
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yeah Hickster didn't happen. You're right. me. I'm like, ah. no me its he tried to recruit me i'm like ah I left the woods a long time ago. I'm not going back, bro. You know why they do my origin story. They just wanted to use your beard to clean up afterwards. That's why you were invited. i believe it.
02:31:19
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we' bring it bring like Bring it to the suburbs. Goddamn right. sorry
02:31:27
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Bradley, you haven't said anything outrageous in like 20 minutes. I said he wanted to i'm entertaining so about the going into the woods. I wanted to know if me and my sheep could also go with them. Yes.
02:31:39
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Yes. and We actually, like do not not not with them, but I encourage you, please go into the woods with your sheep right now. she Just go wander. on a like Take your sheep.
02:31:52
Speaker
Don't take your sheep. Just go. Did you guys go into the woods, bro? Go into the woods. I'm joking. I'm joking. I'm joking. If you're walking near the woods sometimes late at night,
02:32:04
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in a very you can see quick wandering by you take pictures yeah that and very elusive you you can hear me and my sheep out there in the woods who's lying louder bradley would you when you you and your sheep do you uh do you uh back them up and put their back legs into your and do your rubber boots so they can't get take rubber boots, yeah, I have rubber boots. And then I also played the song Believe by Cher over and over again while I fuck each and every one of my feet. Only six times. Only six times. Oh my God. That a little reach around from promote earlier.
02:32:44
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Yes. What was the Cher song I shared to you the other day, Scotto? Did we not just talk about this? ah sea need you share I to say, Scotto did just talk about this. I forgot it already, but say it again, Scotto.
02:33:00
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It was share-believe. Yeah, share-believe. Pay attention to the joke down here. I believe in fucking some sheep. and I can feel some sheep.
02:33:13
Speaker
I can shear your sheep inside. This guy. so disturbing. Outrageous. I'm getting too bad. well I'd like to thank you. I just finished.
02:33:25
Speaker
I appreciate it. Oh. Already? I'm late. Just waiting for that. That's why his beard is lighter, because he used it to clean up. Give me a minute, and I'm ready to go again.
02:33:41
Speaker
Give me a minute. but wait a minute I think I hear someone calling me. Just a Gatorade, and I'll be back in the sack. Calm down, boys. I'll be down there in a second.
02:33:53
Speaker
No. I don't have any more lube. I'm sorry. We'll just have to go dry this time. ah what What do you want? You want me to... Oh, we'll get that drunk this time then. so mad that I'm laughing at this. Who's playing the role of sheep?
02:34:12
Speaker
one thats the That was you. but i like download i downloaded i like I downloaded a sound real quick. and Okay, that makes sense because it's like nobody's mouth is moving. Why is this sheep thing happening? Is this real? like I thought this was a joke the whole time. mountain Now I'm calling PETA. like What the fuck?
02:34:33
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that ah There's a man with a bunch of sheep in his basement and believe he's having sex with them.
02:34:43
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Andy has an abundance of wool socks. just say
02:34:49
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um stick sticky ah Blast. yeah I just want to inform you. Everything that happens on this show on Saturday nights is real life. it's true It's true. should be sharing this to my stream.
02:35:07
Speaker
My channel. You should be should be. Everybody's encouraged to share it to their channels if they want. Oh yeah, myers my new podcast that i started. I'm going to put it up on there.
02:35:19
Speaker
You started a new podcast, Brittany, and I offered to give you a show on here. What a fuck you, bitch! I was waiting for your reaction.
02:35:30
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Now I'm taking your power away. hope you enjoyed it. The Glick giveth and the Glick taketh away. I'm just kidding.
02:35:42
Speaker
I won't take you an hour away. Just yet. It's Brittany, bitch. Oh, shit.
02:35:52
Speaker
But no, if you really started a podcast, that's cool. No, I haven't. I was just joking. I'm encouraging you to come up with a show idea for you to do on here. Yeah, I've been thinking about it. And if you would like Tarantula to be your co-host, you could do that.
02:36:07
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Call it the slore hour. Oh, jeez. Thank you for walking down that path with me, Brittany. appreciate you. I was i was expecting scissoring slores. It did cross my mind. I'm not goingnna lie to lie you. It did cross my mind. Well, that was a joke from her. We were joking about scissoring earlier, so I wanted to bring that back around.
02:36:35
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but Later, Bradley. Oh, no, I was just doing the scissor thing. Oh. I was like, finally, Bradley's leaving. Damn it. No, but I am starting my own podcast.
02:36:49
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This is the scissor thing.
02:36:52
Speaker
yeah we don't to We don't want you to share our our show on your channel. Don't do that. You're not allowed. It's fucking hilarious. I dig it.
02:37:03
Speaker
I am joking about the title, Brittany, but I think that would be cool you guys wanted to do something together. Honestly, floor hour, I don't give a fuck. Okay, fuck it, then roll with it. That would be dope. That'd be funny as hell. If you guys owned that shit. Not like being whores. I'm down with it. As long as people don't like come at us with some bullshit. in a They're going to anyways. We can handle it around. yeah mean You want me to come in and water or produce for you and take care of the chatterbox? Okay, you can barely do that on here. Shut up.
02:37:38
Speaker
I will. dont you Every time I go to go to the comments, I get yelled at. Nobody cares. quick I'm adjusting the chatterbox. I'm just kidding, man.
02:37:49
Speaker
um now I hate it here. i hate it here. I don't know why I keep coming here. this man corner floors It's the Apparently, Mandy's having a hard time laughing and driving at the same time. should also wish to never we should never laugh and drive at the same time.
02:38:06
Speaker
No. just saying What are you wearing, Tarantula? I changed my outfit again. And your hair looks dope. no yeah i know you changed your outfit. I was trying to figure out your hat.
02:38:16
Speaker
What's on your hat? It's cat. Oh, I found that. I found that online. And I almost bought it. And I wanted to get in. Johnny Bongs, are you wearing pants?
02:38:27
Speaker
I showed those on fox ears. It's a fucking... Johnny wearing pants. All right, my bad. Those are big ears. Bongs. ah see we that near pussy be charlieny balls I've never seen a pussy with ears that big. um Are you wearing pants?
02:38:43
Speaker
I am, sir. Yes. No. ah No, this happened to be skin colored pants.
02:38:55
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yeah that's fine the long story so hi about like my my legs are naturally at pockets I didn't see the pockets. I just got a glance down when you walked over and was just like, fuck it.
02:39:13
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Johnny's like, i'm good I'm going to look dapper tonight. I got my jacket on and no pants. but though Now you got me looking to make sure. yeah he's jacket talking.
02:39:25
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sha porky big but but I just had to come running and back. What's this
02:39:39
Speaker
on? Oh, shit. He's porky-picking it over here. and What's up, Gs?
02:39:49
Speaker
Sexy Canadian. That's a real sexy Canadian right there. That's a good Canadian. Not like the Canadians that go through... There's only five of them, and that's the good one. They inflate their population numbers with snowmen.
02:40:05
Speaker
Yeah. Just yell at Brian. God, yay. they and i hate their population numbers with snow yeah like yell it
02:40:16
Speaker
yeah right What does this comment mean? Don't confuse the stoners. You say we're easily confused. honestly don't understand. I'm already confused by that comment. See? what's to see and mindy Dead on accurate.
02:40:31
Speaker
Sexually. I'm already fucking confused. What? Don't worry, they'll forget. Uncle Jack, what's up, bro?
02:40:42
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Oh, yeah. well yeah
02:40:46
Speaker
I was just saying, don't confuse the stoners. That's what I was saying. like that out loud already feels like I I'm already confused. It wasn't even a question. was just a statement. Don't do that. And they're like, I'm confused. by yeah man and think i anything to do with you being a I don't think it has anything to do with you being a stoner, Brittany. I think you're just naturally confused. He just thinks you're low IQ energy. So it's like double whammy.
02:41:12
Speaker
You're blonde? Oh. You're Yeah. It's dark and heavy, yeah. She's a wind flicker. yeah I can tell by how your hair is not blonde. It's actually blonde. i'm not willing tell this is my this This panel is full of extra-chromy homies. oh here yeah know Until it starts on fire. just She turns into the flame at the Olympics. michael jaggs she's the She's the freedom flame. She's the freedom flame. And yes, my hair is aflame.
02:41:51
Speaker
and yes my hair is at flame great We know you are. i mean, what? well right That wasn't a funny joke, Josh. Stop it. I knew you were, but it's fine. He plays the media ad and he's like, that was not funny. I did not have sexual relations with that joke. Why do I find that so funny?
02:42:19
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my leader
02:42:22
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why do i find that so because it is funny trying to
02:42:39
Speaker
trying to go blonde to frommble on to who on i i've had run here i've had my hair almost physical color um not green neon green hair before fucking miss that shit. That was awesome. had paid me too when i used to drink When I used to drink well water as a child.
02:42:57
Speaker
Oh yeah, you can taste all the forget ah yeah you can taste all the pesticides yeah got a load metallic
02:43:13
Speaker
What? Man, I was i was spoiled as growing up because our our well was tapped into a natural spring, so the water was amazing.
02:43:29
Speaker
I don't remember if I shared this meme with you guys, but I'm to post it in the chat real quick. All right, I want to see it. No, I'm posting it the Snapchat group. i love the signal Oh, good. Way to fucking... Ganglet out there, Blaze.
02:43:44
Speaker
This is just for the Snapchat group. Fuck the YouTube group. It is. Blaze, can you just, like, describe it?
02:43:52
Speaker
No. ah know but just a flat no damn it's it's a kind of um yeah undescribable undescribable and you can't track it because it's also untrackable I've unfortunate well unfortunately or fortunately however you want to go from that I've been there I don't mind I got my red wings don't mind
02:44:22
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got my red wing i don't I don't mind
02:44:28
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don't mind. We talking about Detroit Red Wings or what are we talking about? Oh shit. the detroit red wings Oh shit. Jersey fa made a Snapchat.
02:44:40
Speaker
Oh. Let's go. There's a movie with William Dafoe where he does that. Other than your OnlyFans? Damn. Yeah. to town
02:44:54
Speaker
you this yeah ah it all jack It's all gravy, baby. law It's a little extra seasoning down there. That's all it is. google access don cheeses on the taco no that's not Don't be shy. um The only one interested in pizza fries.
02:45:11
Speaker
r Kelly. Salsa. We ain't in that business. I'm going to piss on you.
02:45:21
Speaker
Lemonade or salsa? like eating sauce all day No lemonade. no lemonade I'm not into the the Russian hookers Donald Trump hotel action.
02:45:33
Speaker
like go Fair enough. We're not having a piss party up in this motherfucker.
02:45:41
Speaker
but i'm Fair enough. I feel you, girl. I am a fan. google's tomato soup
02:45:49
Speaker
yes i i' a fan what up that guy you'll have to add just just so you guys know that the well it's not in the link's not in jedi's but it is in into this oh you know i should put your link in ah should put your link in that sounds dirty hey hey jedi put your link in my mouth what i don't have jedi jedi put my link Do it. is Out of control. Do it.
02:46:24
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just Bradley, get in control of your panel. You put my link in right now, you dirty whore, Jedi. You know how you like my link.
Streaming Platforms and Technical Issues
02:46:33
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Right the fuck now.
02:46:35
Speaker
Or you're going to be moved to the bottom. Are they connected links? Or just one? Sometimes we connect our links. Sometimes. Wait, why are we on times do way why are we on b links Because I streamed it. Because we're on the... Oh! We usually stream on X and YouTube and, well, I don't want to set up a ah Rumble one because that's a whole different process. by so I stopped doing Rumble because of that process.
02:47:09
Speaker
Yeah, it's pain in the ass. that's true Yeah, that's why I stopped doing it. But no, they pay for the X Premium so they can go live on there. Oh, okay. Okay. Will you guys to drop the link to your chat so that I can copy and paste it to Mike? website For whatever reason, it's not letting me copy it from your yeah fucking... in like I'll drop it. I was to say, I can probably text it to you, but that's fine. I'm going leave it to him. There you go.
02:47:37
Speaker
Damn it, Matty B. Three times. Matty humanity the help of
02:47:46
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Matty B. You son of a B. Click the link, you you. I'm going to a karaoke. cheer, and subscribe.
02:48:02
Speaker
Sorry, Scott, you put the earworm in our ears and now it's now it's affected all of us all day. Why is it we dancing? don't care. it was my fault. I sent it to him and i was like, bitch, I'm jamming.
02:48:14
Speaker
She started it. I started. I'm jamming. Scotto wants to unalive everybody. Scotto wants to unalive everybody and brit Bradley and I are just over here jamming and dancing and s singing along. Because we believe in life after love. i mean That's important.
02:48:35
Speaker
It's a important. theres your board afternoon yeah the way Oh, and the one person that loves it the most missed it. That's funny as shit. Wait, what happened now? Bring that soldier boy!
02:48:54
Speaker
I could feel something inside my ass. Just a way to make an entrance. Yeah, sing for us.
02:49:05
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you know yeah sing nu I'm sorry, Skyter. It took me two weeks, but I finally added you. I finally remembered as as we were talking about Snapchat.
02:49:17
Speaker
Yay. don't Don't get too excited. this snap This Snap group is... I ignore it. I treat it like a redheaded stepchild. i ignore it, and sometimes I want to punch it in the face. na Sometimes you say some stupid shit on there, too.
02:49:30
Speaker
I treat my dick like a redheaded stepchild. You say that stupid shit on there every day. know. At least I can own it. And then we got Brian. Oh, well, yeah. what's We're in the middle of a... We're having a conversation about one topic, and Brian's like, check out this YouTube video of meat.
02:49:48
Speaker
yes He says own category, let's be real. Brian, much like you, you guys just live in your own world, and it's it's Brian's world, bitch. Hey.
02:50:03
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I'll take it. Whatever.
02:50:08
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Give your Mount Rushmore of pizza. Yeah, your top five. Yeah, your top five. I like Keanu Reeves. I like Keanu Reeves, Corvettes, The Smell of Lavender. ah My favorite color is fuchsia.
02:50:27
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And if that goddamn dog's next door, doesn't stop
True Crime and Pet Showcase
02:50:30
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barking. I'm going to murder it. I feel like this is like all of your answers right now. So that's the same answers of Son of Sam. Those were the same answers that the Son of Sam gave.
02:50:52
Speaker
No, he didn't want to murder the goddamn dog. He was murdering people to satisfy that dog. Didn't he bother him? He tried to satisfy him because he kept keeping him up because it was barking and shit? i think it No, the dog was talking to him. Sam Berkowitz, the dog was talking to him and telling him to go murder people.
02:51:08
Speaker
<unk> but done it also The dog was allegedly talking to him. He just heard my voices in his head. No, the dog was talking to him. There's no allegedly about it. Allegedly. The dog wasn't really talking. Dogs don't talk. What? No, yes they do.
02:51:23
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how to you what no yes they do um um um I've seen all dogs talk. I've seen all those dogs talk.
02:51:35
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I've seen one more down. Those dogs talk. Scooby-Doo talk. heard dog to Oh, no. He's killing all those people. That is terrible.
02:51:46
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I cannot fucking hear that now.
02:51:49
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i cannot unhappy and fucking hear that now I don't if you're talking to some people. It's stuck in my fucking brain and it's so bad. Hey, Mandy, ask random question. What's the worst thing to hear after bad sex?
02:52:05
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That's what brad Bradley just did. I'm trying to that way. That way.
02:52:15
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That's not cum. i mean, give me enough mushrooms, all dogs will talk. oh i'll be back I'll be back in five minutes for round two.
02:52:25
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I don't know what we're talking about anymore. I've totally spaced out. We're talking about talking dogs and think something else. Fair. Fair enough.
02:52:38
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But dogs can't look up.
02:52:43
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But if it's raining and you let your turkey outside, it'll look up to the sky and drowns. Dogs can't look up. Dogs can't look up. Yeah, they can. Dogs can't look up.
02:52:55
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Hold on. Don't mind the other side of room. I'm going to show you guys my midget cat. oh I love midget kitties. The little short-legged kitties. I'm putting it on the big screen.
02:53:06
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That's fine. That's Miko. I don't look like a midget cat. That cat got a regular cat no looks like a cat. a regular size cat. come here help like a regular yeah you can understand Or is it a midget lion?
02:53:21
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No, she is four pounds. She is a hobbit cat. And i found her when she was a couple weeks old. What's a hobbit She's tiny. she's hanging She's actually like... a cat that lives in more door she she like She's like like the of the feline community.
02:53:41
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Oh, Uncle Jack. That's awesome. What's the worst thing to hear after bad sex? The car door opening? a heartbeat? my thing to hear after sex? Who are you?
02:53:54
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to the cage doorrk closed yeah so weird and talking about sound of a huge fore closing pretty what's the worst thing to hear after sex who are you but I was thinking the same. Ha ha ha. You're always the one saying it though. I mean, God damn. Sometimes you have a date and you learn the name and literally everything after that is downhill.
02:54:23
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Like that's the best thing of the evening. need you learn something now You don't say anything when they're asleep. You just put a sticky note on their forehead. The worst thing. You saw my face. ah you next guy now that you saw my face and
02:54:39
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ah You ruined it. here after saying You ruined it. You blew it. Good night,
02:54:50
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you i someone. What? Good night. Worst thing to hear after sex. Good night, mom. so
02:55:01
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You're grounded. Thanks, mom. for getting This family reunion got weird. he says very Go to your room. Roll tide, baby. Roll tide.
02:55:13
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Come to the University of Alabama where your daddy's your uncle and your mommy's your brother. Yes, that's what I said. Allegedly. You just increased your allowance.
02:55:27
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that the that yeah again Did I do a good job, mommy? yeah No, no, stop. ignore Just stop talking for a minute.
02:55:40
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We need a palate cleanser. Hey mom, I like how you do that thing that you do. Where'd you learn that from? ah Was that better than when I came out of there the first time? Was it better when I came in it instead of out of it?
02:55:59
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17 people watching this on hope they're actually on X. God damn. Oh, there it is. I'm sorry. I'm done. I'm done. You're done. It's just getting weird.
02:56:15
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oh ah there it is you i'm sorry i'm done i'm done okay you're done it's just getting weirded This getting fun. How can you be done when we just got started?
02:56:39
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The fun starts with motherfucking, but it ends with... It ends with smell.
02:56:50
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damn this is one motherfuck show ons I'm a mother-looper. Oh, shit. Blaze has the background I like where the thing falls through his head. It goes through his ear. but so no It's so perfect.
02:57:07
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but got yeah That's how my thoughts work. They just go... in one here yeah ah Sometimes way. No, they just me so quickly.
02:57:20
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but the fuck should i ah je what's out captain This is a good or bad thing to hear after sex. Hey, Mom, that was fun. Can we invite Dad next time? What are we doing? sitting here after sex.
02:57:33
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we're singing here after saved amline i roll alive i I honestly think cancel culture is a terrible thing most of the time but i think it's pretty pretty needed right we go Somebody cancel click immediately. Somebody cancel click. that Don't forget to like, share, and subscribe, guys.
02:57:58
Speaker
My parents' grand needs to prove. Worst thing to hear after sex. Now that you're done, bury grandmother. who Worst thing to hear after sex.
Awkward Remarks and Game Controller Confusion
02:58:10
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It's okay, Jedi. It's all over now. You can relax.
02:58:13
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Oh. These aren't the cocks you're looking for. It's going to happen again next week. What you're looking for? a Only some of those. Worst thing to hear after sex, Bradley?
02:58:26
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Nah.
02:58:29
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I'm sorry you didn't come. Well, maybe next time. Now he's all turned on again, Blaze. You know, the worst thing hear after sex is don't cash that check till Tuesday. I'll pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today. Cooker takes a check.
02:58:49
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good one The good ones? Times are hard. Times are hard, baby. Times are hard. I'm just saying the greatest generation. they story Okay, Boomer. Payday advance loan. Right around the right right behind payday advance loan place is the others.
02:59:09
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That was a lot of fun. Can I give you this? I owe you. Thanks.
02:59:19
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Don't cash this until next week. Is Donorrhea contract? m I'm surprised you're asking that question. right You float this check, I'm going to float your body. jealous Don't tell your sister, she's jealous.
02:59:38
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That laugh, though.
02:59:42
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I don't even get that.
02:59:46
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here after second. It wasn't worth a PlayStation controller. Because of the thing, the Titanic thing, when they used the controller to go to see the ah Titanic, I'm guessing here, they went so Well, you should take more broad word picture, because I don't what fuck either you are talking about. I think that's where he's going with it, but I'm not 100% sure. It's an Xbox controller. Oh, wow.
03:00:15
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was like a fucking GameCube fucking controller. but oh Yeah, they said it was an Xbox GameCube. It's not, no. It's an Xbox controller. I don't know. levels out my way like Subscribe and share.
03:00:30
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Thank you. You're awesome, Angel. Love you. I think he's talking about me.
03:00:39
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and Oh, shit. Click, change the shirt. Y'all have me question whether this is a fever dream. He was lactating his other ones, so he... He's just mad because the Bills fucking lost.
03:00:54
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Wait. Wait, what? What about the Bills losing? um i thought he was a Browns fan. Browns lost. Actually, the Browns didn't.
03:01:05
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They snuck the dog shit out of Philadelphia. actually the browns didn't they knock the dog shit out of philadelphia They made Philly look stupid. Sorry, Eagles fans.
03:01:18
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But I know it's only preseason, but it's a win is a win when you're a Cleveland Browns fan. yeah Sometimes.
03:01:28
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Because that's the only time they can win. Oh, shit. He just gave a stroke. he just gave lior stroke I swear to God, I cannot wait until Michael and Sue's wedding. I'm going to apologize in advance if you guys got your ears on.
03:01:47
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I'm putting this bitch in the trash can and she's going to back there flailing around. i'm not go put all and weird nose about She's just going to she's just gotnna be in the back. But because of that, Sue got rid of all the trash. Now we all have to carry our own trash. I would have found somewhere to stuff her.
03:02:09
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Now I do got to get out of here. so Peace and love, everybody. Peace and love. like like me there Hey, I appreciate you being on better behavior tonight. Yeah, thank you for that. Good to see you, brother.
03:02:22
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Got to go tend to my sheep.
03:02:27
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ah you I'll give him that one. I can't believe you're angry with that. It is a good brother. He is funny. I don't hate this guy. I don't try so punishment He's pretty decent.
03:02:45
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Yeah, he first popped up though. Britney likes when he comes in here because all the attention is off of her and all the attention is put on him. That's why Britney likes you. Also, that one night when I like fucking went off on him he's like very careful. so Yeah, the night that I was like,
03:03:05
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I'll pull the trigger and just tell me when. Then you're like, nope. Watch this. i was like, oh, she's really going to kill this kid.
03:03:14
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I couldn't. I fucking couldn't. But no, he's made it back and he's been good. I was going to throw him out. You're stupid. You're stupid, Bradley. You're stupid, Bradley. been cool.
03:03:29
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great been cool
03:03:37
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We got two slores and a Sasquatch in the top row. That should be a show. Two slores and a Sasquatch. Two slores and a Sasquatch. That sounds hot. Bring it, baby. Bring it.
03:03:55
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yeah No, I'm good, actually. That sounds gross. All right. hey all right All right. You moved on. i get that. That's on you. That's on Brandon.
03:04:07
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That's my bro. We're off of incest. just realize you take you all bro. ah Yeah. Are we all family? Incest is the best.
03:04:19
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Incest is the best. Put your cousin to the test. What am I hearing now? Keep it in the family. What am I listening to right now? keep me Johnny Bongs, I'm right there with you, dude. Life is a fucking fever dream.
03:04:35
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handled I said it as a joke, but you said it serious when you said it. I'm over here. I'm over here. I'm over here in Wonderland. Incest is the best.
03:04:47
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Which goes into the test, man. Oh my fuck. wrong and I you're joking, Glick. don't think Brittany does. Brittany. Keep in the family, Brittany. It is so is so. He's lost.
03:05:07
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Next fucking subject. Yep. Roll time.
Wedding Plans and Background Visuals
03:05:11
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Oh my god. Michael's wedding is definitely going to be interesting for sure. When is his wedding by the way? we like bradley we just fucking
03:05:23
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michael's wedding is definitely going to be interesting for sure how when is this like you I want to make a comment about that weekend. The wedding is on September 20th.
03:05:34
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and saturday are they Which is a Saturday. The 19th is not going to be a stream. I'm not streaming anything on Saturday either. That whole weekend you probably guys are probably not going to see us on stream.
03:05:47
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I might pull it up for like a second. Blaze, you think we could do some best ofs or something like that?
03:06:00
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What's that on When we have the bonfire. yeah time Between now and then where maybe you and I could. and think I was going to do it. So for Friday, I was going to replay an old episode, whatever. Yeah.
03:06:13
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um just think only my little I this snipe hunting. What's that, Brittany? I was trying to. I can't even say it. I was thinking about recording the snipe hunting.
03:06:26
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Okay. That'll be fun. You should do that. right What is that? oh so That's right. Yeah, that's right. We know you weren't here, Blaze. We're taking Brittany snipe hunting. I know. Michael told me. Michael told me.
03:06:37
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What does that mean? She's never been. Snipe hunting? Explain to us what snipe hunting is. Well, and now everybody does it differently. we where Where I'm from, this is how we do it.
03:06:49
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snipes are Snipes are these little woodland creatures. And you can only hunt them at night. So you go out into the woods and you get a little burlap sack. What did they look like? in the say they like They kind of look like a little bit of like a like a pheasant.
03:07:02
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They're like a bird. They're like a type of bird type thing. They look like a pheasant. They're a little bit bigger than a pheasant. but you I would have guessed the squirrel cousins, so I'm glad you clarified.
03:07:14
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Yeah, but you they're they're flight they're a flightless bird, but you've got to like get a burlap check so you can catch them. So you go out there and then like so you have somebody with a bag and then a couple other people will go and kind of chase them so you can catch them in the back is it difficult flashlight and you flash them and then the person catches them with the bag yeah yeah you're like gotcha bitch gotcha bitch it's kind of like when it's kind of like when britney's at the park and she's thrown in the back and thrown in the back of a van it's kind of that's match
03:07:50
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snatching grab yeah <unk>tching But did you grab your snatch? That's the real question. I thought I was getting to that.
03:08:02
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No, I mean, maybe. i mean yeah They play their cards right, you know. Unless get me in the back of the windowless van, if they sweet-talk me, it's on what once once the got free candy?
03:08:17
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You got free candy? Free candy? candy got I like candy. What? Chloroform flavored. Chloroform flavored. Chloroform flavored. Chloroform flavored.
03:08:33
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That's my number one pickup line at the bar. This smells like unconsciousness. It smells like I'm going to be a good guy. This smells like I won't remember the next 38 minutes.
03:08:45
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That's my number pickup line. Excuse me. like maybe Does this smell like chloroform? yeah but I'm sorry. Could you spell that? yeah Question is, what's chloroform smell like?
03:08:59
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Just sniff us and find out. ah exactlyroform That smells like dad. Wait, what? Oh, no. yeah yeah oh Man, that was a dark one right there. That was a dark one right there.
03:09:19
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my. Just go in and ride that dark horse to fight victory. R.I.P. We had some good times. Oh, buddy.
03:09:32
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Oh, shit. He's fucking hurting so bad. joe jack me call he wants his fucking depression back. and Not because of my dad. basic that We probably can, but the question is, should we? I don't know if we should. It's already gotten pretty fucking dark.
03:09:49
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Let's get twisted. Should we do what? Let's get dark. Let's get twisted. We're putting Glick in control. This is going to get chaotic. It's Saturday because I'm always in control. What are you talking about? It's the Blazin' Network.
03:10:03
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No, you're wrong, man. so um Meanwhile, Blaze is down there at the bottom looking like Bobby Brady looking up at everybody. He's winning.
03:10:18
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Blaze is like, holy shit, are they really up there? I'm so high right now. I had to put myself down on the bottom of the panel so it balanced me out. Okay, Blaze looks like Kelly Sheen drinking that tiger blood, okay? Winnie!
03:10:34
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Winnie! So, why did the farmer cross the road? Not for sure for him. His dick was stuck in the chicken.
03:10:45
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That was fucking good. That's a chicken big bucket.
03:10:52
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that's a chickic bucket I love how Scott and Chelsea's joke and then just cheers is it everybody and takes his joke. What are you drinking tonight, Zaddy? What are you drinking tonight, Zaddy? We get 10 piece of chicken. The shot takes away from the punchline.
03:11:06
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No, it adds to it. It adds to it.
03:11:11
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I think it's Jack's right on purpose. Uncle Jack loves it. It's Uncle Jack approved, so it's all gravy. yeah Uncle Jack, I feel like you...
03:11:24
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Uncle Jack, I feel like you're an inappropriate toucher. Or an inappropriate toucher in inappropriate situations.
03:11:36
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However you want to put it.
03:11:41
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Dark theater. Appropriate. Dinner Inappropriate. Church. Appropriate. appropriate Normal. You're not the only one in church touching somebody.
03:11:58
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Show us something over Jesus. I'll meet you in the confession booth. Jesus.
03:12:04
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is's a Literally. Yeah, him too. Him too. How did anyone mean to say that?
03:12:15
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Menage a twat in the fucking confession booth. Let's do this. That's one holy menage twat, if you will. who Holy shit. factorctor Holy shit's right.
03:12:27
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The father, the son, the holy ghost. You know, unless they had like an enema first. Never mind. Stop. Jesus is all about getting yelled at. That was all out of love, man. That was all out of love, bro.
03:12:40
Speaker
you're You're cool. I like you. You're good people in the chat. You get me. You get me. Why can't I see him? Where is he on? on the He's in the chat.
03:12:52
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Where are you reading the chat at? It's actually, okay. so he's he's actually commenting from LazyStream. Okay, yeah. My bad.
03:13:04
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my bad you're I'm going to shake babies and kiss hands, motherfuckers. That's how You didn't know, and now and now you know. Learning is out. Cool Cat Cosmos, what's going on with your cool cat? Now you know, ninjas.
03:13:19
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yeah I'm not going to lie, Britt. I got a little bit scared when I heard ninja. And I was like, oh, fuck. dey She's got swords.
03:13:30
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She's got swords, too. What up, cool cat? What's going on, bro? Okay. oh I didn't know I was not a allowed. Just break my heart next time. What's not allowed?
03:13:41
Speaker
Swords? I don't know. i'm like I know. I won't go breaking your heart. I won't go breaking your heart, Uncle Jack. I wish Uncle Jack was my uncle and touched me appropriately in inappropriate places. He definitely will, even if he's not.
03:13:58
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but I know. I can pretend he's my uncle. like Can you keep up with this conversation? I want to add an extra level of creepiness. Yeah, I don't know where it's going. It's not creepy, it's sexy. You got to understand
03:14:13
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this one. It's a weird kind of sexy creepy, though. I mean, it's still hard. at the At the end of the day, you're still hard, please.
03:14:23
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Brittany, get control of your panel, damn it. If you're hard, you're hard. my sword he said She said she wanted to choke, so I gave her two Popeye biscuits and nothing to drink. oh yeah that so um you i see i see your I see your swords, and I raise you ammonia.
03:14:42
Speaker
Oh, shit. Actually, when Brittany busts out her sword, it makes me want to play Final Fantasy. Okay, you guys got weapons, but I got weapons. Y'all like how much it's packed away still. I got rocket ships flying through my head.
03:14:57
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on Eli's level. I got
03:15:02
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There's fire-breathing dragons, and I'm in a 57 Chevy flying through the sky. It's driven by Pennywise. su Where is that picture?
03:15:15
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My God. It was up here. a michael has been some Michael has cleaned out some stuff, which is fine.
03:15:26
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and I cleaned out some stuff too. i think it's Actually, I think it's a background. The way you said it it was fine is like when my wife tells me it's fine. okay i mean, I probably still have it on my Adobe, but I have to.
03:15:39
Speaker
I get that. sir It's fine. so Are you okay? It's fine. It's fucking fine. It's fine. It's fine. Whatever. Whatever. fine It's fine. I'm fine. you and I'm fine. It's fine.
03:15:53
Speaker
Whatever. I don't even care. yeah but we don yeah looking in this We can just eat wherever you want to eat. um It's fine. and It's fine. Good bitch, because I'm going to tell you what I'm doing. And you can get something, or you can starve.
03:16:05
Speaker
I don't fucking care. Not my problem. You can wait in the car for all I give a shit. Make your problems my problems, you whore. You whore. Okay, that's too far, too far. ah di of fabric Dial it back. Sorry, sorry.
03:16:21
Speaker
Not my circus, not my monkeys. You need to hone your passive aggressive skills, okay? Just calling them a whore outright is just blatant aggression. that what can What if i what of vasculin what I said, don't make your my problem your eye your toxic masculinity oh there's that word that's a buzzword very toxic very masculine why is it i hear about toxic femininity yeah that's true yeah hey hey britney kitchen make it
03:16:55
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hey brittany kid i don't find so much make it Make a movie downtown with my bitch. She's going to make me a sandwich.
03:17:11
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Hi, baby girl. what i'm so I'm sorry. i'm I'm a little aggressive. Don't judge me. it It's fine. Yeah, we know. It's been a while. I'm on one.
03:17:24
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Scotto! Brittany, do the art thing. She's just popping in now. She missed all that shit from earlier. She's been watching all night. She's been watching all night.
03:17:36
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The line is kicking in, so she's jumping in. right, Uncle Jack? like Right, Uncle Jack? I feel like I was holding back. I feel like I was not going far enough. I don't feel like I was going too far.
03:17:47
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Glick. just What? Don't cheat yourself. Treat yourself, bro. Come on
03:17:56
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on. You got to get after it. No holds barred. Let's go. No holds barred. Just go. no just remember yeah No passive aggressiveness. Just aggression. Release the fucking Kraken. Release the Glicken. I don't want hold you to neglect how you get like yeah Welcome to the clicketing, bitches.
03:18:21
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Wally, shut your fucking bitch-ass mouth. Wally's bad. I'm going to make Wally tat. Yeah, the clicketing. If I put potato chips on my sandwich, you know some shit's about to go down.
03:18:33
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Yes, that's what I was saying. Fuck yeah. He's going to get all hopped up on the carbs and go crazy. All hopped up on them carbs. I just found my promise just to tip me.
03:18:47
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There you go. You only got Tim, bro. The one that you sent me and was like, we're to put that on the stream. I'm like, the fuck we aren't. Yeah, that's the one. That's the one.
03:19:01
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Like it was on there before he even finished the sentence. Tim Blaze is like, this might be too much for the stream. And then I put it up there and he was like, never mind. That's when I realized it wasn't.
03:19:14
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Too much is never enough. let's just let's just be Let's just be honest. Blaze was new here at the time. He didn't quite know how far we could push the envelope here on Saturday nights. oh You promised you're going to teach me.
03:19:30
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ah what uplim What up, up, Edward? That's outside voice. That's not my typing. That's not my texting voice. Sorry, baby. Man, need to go and read a lot of that shit in fucking catalog.
03:19:43
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What's going on, Slim Cheeses? Slim Cheeses? Slim Cheeses? Edward, Vincent. shit. He's the cheesiest of
Reboot Discussion and Personal Preferences
03:19:52
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all Slims. We've got Hank Green on the street. Who the fuck is Hank Green?
03:19:56
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Who the fuck is a Hank Green? Who's a Hank Green? Never seen him before. Hello, Hank Green. You related to Hank Hill. Is anybody watching that news series?
03:20:08
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I haven't. No, I haven't. I haven't had made time yet. I think it just came out. Yeah, it just came out. I'm watching it. I'm digging it. But they made Peggy an absolute fucking lunatic.
03:20:20
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Peggy was a lunatic in the first series. I understand that. But, dude, she's like, you got to watch it. and She's she gone. She should be putting it It's probably important is probably going to be a point of contention.
03:20:36
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see Peggy is an absolute lunatic, bro. ah like and Absolutely. I believe it. It's cool. I'm digging it. I'm digging it. and yeah it's It's a cool reboot, and and I think they did it right. I'm i'm having i'm enjoying it.
03:20:51
Speaker
There is a Slim Cheesus in here. Sorry, I was on my other screen. That's so funny. God damn it, Bobby. God damn it, Bobby. Damn it, Bobby.
03:21:04
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Beavis and Butthead. I can't do it right now. That's not your Hank usually. I was about to say, that was terrible. I know, I know, I know. Usually I can do it. I'm a little i'm a little drinky drinky.
03:21:16
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That's where the... That's where the... That's where the original... the original... Hank Hill, that voice was in Beavis and Butthead. He was their neighbor.
03:21:28
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And he used to yell at them about masturbating in the tool shed. Really? Yeah. the same but right no i wasn't hear you goddam feminas I didn't hear you.
03:21:45
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I didn't hear you. That's because he had a rocket. He caught me. and my sho Never mind. if i have tola it still my door please i dont right yeah There are some members of the viewing audience that are going to enjoy this story. Not me.
03:22:01
Speaker
Go ahead. I'm going to go grab a beer and feel free to continue. It wasn't an actual story. Tell story while me and Glick are gone. no yeah i It was a joke. It's your story on it.
03:22:15
Speaker
It's your story on it, girl. It's not even a true story. I was just trying to make a joke and it didn't land. What do you got there, Angel?
03:22:27
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but do you got there angel My cat plays pitch. Oh. yeah I had to put my cat down recently. I'm sorry.
03:22:39
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You had to put her pussy down. Yeah, had to put the pussy away. Gross. I did that three times this year. You said it, you shitshow supervisor. Yeah, three times right this year.
03:22:55
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I actually kind of want to let him get a can.
03:23:01
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just to get a picture what's he yelling about as like nobody fucking knows he has to wash the trash can first before he puts it in but make sure make sure you take a shower first I ain't taking shower and I'm not washing the trash professional it's gotta to be clean before you shove me in there remember the clean dick gets the lick Exactly. I'm telling you, that that dayt nothing there ain't nothing hotter than after gym sex or or I just got home from work. We're not getting that era we're not getting to that again.
03:23:40
Speaker
That was last week. Don't give me fucking dirty butts. That's all I'm going to say. I don't mind some dirty sex sometimes, but I prefer it to be clean. Stop fucking dirty butts.
03:23:54
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I'm not going to lie. There is in the heat of the moment type situations. There are right and of that hot and dirty sex. That's in a moment. but But that that's not the default sex.
03:24:05
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Right. I like to stay clean. Especially when being inserted. Is that right? Canceled. Yeah, we made canceled all night. hold that's the line. I can't say inserted.
03:24:22
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That's the line tonight. After everything we've said all night, inserted. i know my That kills us on'm on social media. Thanks, Brittany. Way to go. That would fucking be the thing that gets us fucking canceled, right?
03:24:39
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Fucking women out here talking about getting inserted into. What a bunch of slores. What a bunch of slores getting inserted. Fucking slores. Fucking slore. We want to put it on all TV shows and watch it, but we can't talk about it.
03:25:00
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Right? I agree with you on this one. I agree with you here. But you know what? we're not We're not sanctioned by the FCC, so we can say and do whatever the fuck we want. For now. We want to talk about insertion. We can talk about insertion.
03:25:17
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oh like the minivan? Just like the motherfucking minivan. Two in the front, five in the back, baby. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah
03:25:29
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yeah, yeah. Don't take that little bit. It's two totally different noises. It's two totally different noises for you. two totally different noises but brandy brandy what we're not going to do this again because we already went back to the playback and you and michael are fucking retarded ah the poop shoot is what i'm talking about because you said five in the back are you are you calling for brandy is that what you're doing no never mind why are you saying brandy
03:26:09
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Because she needs to get ready for five in the back. Why is everyone looking at Frozen? Except for Brittany and Glick, everyone's Frozen. No, you're right. I'm fine. You're right.
03:26:20
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And Johnny Bongs is still good. Josh, I mean, fuck ass. good. Did you just call me fuck ass? That was my Tourette's. I'm sorry. You're back to normal.
03:26:31
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do you call me fuck ass don' my to rents i'm sorry sorry you's my i'm just fuck your ba you right to normal Yeah, i i had ah I had to go use the bathroom.
03:26:43
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I paused ah pause on my camera. ah okay Now he's moving now. It's like crazy. Yeah, yeah yeah i can i can pause I can pause just the camera and yeah yeah and walk away. you guys don't know.
03:26:59
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Okay. No, we do know when we pay attention. Clearly, obviously. Yay, baby girl. Welcome back. Yeah, no, I'm not saying I'm going to do that to Brandy. I'm just saying that's an actual thing. Some people might be into it.
03:27:12
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Two in the front, five in the back. If you're into it, we're not here to kick shit. I thought it was two in the front, one in the back. Five in the back? Five in the back, a minivan. A minivan. Two in the front, five in the back. Correct you, dude. like What are we talking about?
03:27:26
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Correct what? He should be way. I'm not even listening to him anymore. It was just Tuesday. I didn't know that was a thing. not trying to start new drama. My bad. What up, mother sucker? That was aimed at Lazy Jedi. Hashtag
03:27:45
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show she for hold.
03:27:49
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what i mother suckers just own the building this this was that that was that was aimed at lazy chair stag go ah Go on to go follow Lazy Glick's OnlyFans and you can see i can't see all the butthole you want.
03:28:08
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I can imagine that. that's ah why do i Why am I imagining such a weird thing? but Hold on. but Hear me out. stop you is' bleak it's It's bleached. It's bleached.
03:28:21
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It's naturally bleached. Lazy's butthole? Yeah, it's naturally bleached. Lazy's got an albino butthole. Does it have a butthole? No.
03:28:32
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Albino. It's not a brown eye. It's a white eye. It's a white eye. was saying it's a whispering eye. Lazy's lazy so bright I gotta wear shades.
03:28:45
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the town Yeah. At this point, I agree. i
03:28:54
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JR, hey, mother suckers, hit the fucking like button. What he said.
03:29:02
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Hey, mother suckers, hit the fucking like button. And at the same time, as he was saying that, he was doing his Conor McGregor walk. but do JR. have a tattoo of the doesn't i have a tab two the You have the knife tattoo.
03:29:25
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Shut the fuck up. I hate you. I fucking hate you and I can't wait to punch you square in the mouth. I can't wait to record that. You know what? you know what used to be Women want equal rights, equal rights, equal lefts.
03:29:40
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yeah You can punch me, bitch. All you all you gotta to do is sit on me oh fat joke Yeah, true. Well, it's also a joke on me being skinny and small, so... was going to say, I'm going to choke the shit out of you, but you might like that. It's Bigfoot joke.
03:30:03
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No, I wouldn't like it from you. Don't eat the cardboard. two God. fuck I fucking can't. Why are you?
03:30:13
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I'm so pumped for this fucking wedding to see you guys. I think I smell toast right now.
03:30:20
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Fuck Michael and Sue's wedding. Sorry, Michael and Sue. Fuck your wedding. The main event is Brittany and Glick fist fighting in the parking lot. going to kick your ass. You better hope Brandy's there.
03:30:31
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She's going the only one that can save you. She's going to be the only one that can save you.
03:30:43
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I'm going to fight you. God, I'm going to beat your ass. It's fucking down, bro. Shit. Oh, man. We're setting up a wrestling. On sight.
03:30:54
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On sight, dog. On sight. on i' got I've got a fan of it. On sight. I'll bet. You're getting all the smoke.
03:31:07
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Shut up. Ew. You're too old for that one. and Second, you forgot. second you forgot
03:31:17
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It was a number two, but I forgot two was. along on two or four. I lost count. it international She didn't even get past one. but whatever Oh, because I thought I said number two first. You will always be number two in my heart, Brittany.
03:31:42
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A big old turd. ah big old turn You'll always be the number two I flushed down the toilet.
03:31:51
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What? What a bunch of failed abortions on this panel tonight. who I had to tell her when I was in the womb. but Don't forget. Just didn't forget. I don't know why you're talking to chat right back on the camera.
03:32:09
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I wouldn't say I'm a failed abortion. I just didn't remember. It's different. wouldn't i wouldn't say I wouldn't say I was a failed abortion, but more of a successful hangaround.
03:32:20
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me yeah I was 100% a failed abortion. Wasn't there bobbing and weaving? No, she just forgot to get an abortion because she was too high crack.
03:32:32
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My mom, probably. In all honesty. She was a crack whore. she was a she was a cra She's a drug addict. addict Thanks. thanks for Thanks for bringing up memories of my dead mom, Britt.
03:32:44
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ah appreciate that. I was only talking to about myself, but... Cool. My mom's dead. hope that makes you feel good. My mom's dead and in my car. No. No, no.
03:32:56
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I wrapped up in a tarp and duct tape. What? You turned in the car. That's your own fault. Allegedly. Allegedly. I think I'm going to be sad. What the fuck?
03:33:08
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um your mom is and i'll show show you guys I'll show you guys at the wedding. I'll show you guys at the wedding. His mom is literally underneath the car seat.
03:33:19
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<unk>s already my new Driver's side. Yeah, it's just ashes. She came out, was on the panel for a while, stuff started happening. He's like, nope, back in the seat. You go. Ashes. I'm trying to smoke my mom.
03:33:34
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was believe try to smoke my mom but Well, he I told him he could if he wanted to. I didn't care. My mom would love it. Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. She's going remain in that car until it fucking rusts.
03:33:45
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Car. I like that. I like that. My mom would not be mad if Blaze smoked her because she was a fucking stoner, too. I'm going to queef that bowl. didn't even know you had the ability to queef.
03:33:59
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quick that ball ah even i didn't even know you had the ability toque Me either. I'm learning so many things tonight.
03:34:10
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It was Keef. I'm going say Keef. we Okay, that makes more sense. It's less funny, but it makes more sense. It's a penis puff. So many things that I didn't know were possible until now. brief poof
03:34:24
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Slightly related note. Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. Pussy ain't pizzas that don't eat the crust.
03:34:32
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Hey, untrackable and uncrustable. I feel like I'm a gay man. My goodness.
03:34:45
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I feel like I'm a lesbian.
03:34:49
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But do you guys feel like a queef is just like a round of applause? oh No. Yeah. Sometimes. It's almost, no, I think it's like the, it's more of the lighter in the air.
03:35:00
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for ah For an on-court. Hmm. Phil Collins. I don't know, man. i love how all the men are talking about what queefs are. I don't even know what the conversation is. I'm looking into my fucking words. Nobody's telling you what a queef is. It's a pussy fart. We already know that. But at the end of the day, I feel like a queef is like words of encouragement. Like, you're doing a good job. I appreciate what you're doing.
03:35:30
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Thank Thank you, maybe you're giving us a clap. yeah Oh. Flowers. Flowers from your flower. Give me your flowers. There's people out there. They're just not coming. Okay, wait, wait. Brittany, tell us the behind-the-scenes story of what it really is.
03:35:51
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It's usually they got a floppy vagina. Oh.
03:35:58
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Or like you pull out. Shut up. You're a woman. You don't even know what the hell is. I'm a don't want you to put you on. Or and know you pull out too fast while they're like kegeling and you go back in and the air is in there it'll fart.
03:36:14
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Well, yeah. We know what causes it. Yeah, yeah. It's a guy's way to make them fucking giggle. Either way, we enjoy it. I've never thought of that before.
03:36:26
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Ladies, we enjoy it. Queef away. I used to, way back in the day. um Sometimes. A friend of mine, his girlfriend.
03:36:39
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Who, me? eyes Back in the day. like data pri his his His girlfriend at the time. She could queef on demand. And it was the coolest party trick ever.
03:36:50
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no I'm talking about it. I would leave that one and a ping pong roll. I'm Tash. But I just decide not to.
03:37:03
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Because, like, what the fuck? Like, yeah. You decide not to do what?
03:37:10
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Question on command. yeah Wait, you have the ability to just choose the whole life? You know what? So how about them? Great power comes great responsibility. She doesn't just willy-nilly queef, okay? How about them football games? Great responsibility.
03:37:27
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It's fucking amazing. It's a pussy fart. It's awesome. What the fuck has my life become? What is my life?
03:37:38
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yeah well cooper is talking It is possible to control things like that. Yes. oh I never knew.
03:38:01
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and this trains off the rails off the bridge into the river um a swimming There ain't nothing wrong with a little cuter pooter. Somebody get Brittany some goddamn floaties.
03:38:17
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Just two lost souls swimming in a fishbowl. Dear God, I'm cool cat. I'm fucking American. There ain't nothing wrong with a little cuter pooter.
03:38:30
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Uh-oh. i'm literally i'm engaging the chat like watching yeah wonderful song here yeah like boys look here um'm i'm liter i'm engaging the chat and and and and keeping the conversation so are you now hi did I'm not mermaid. not I'm mermaid. mermaid. not mermaid. mermaid. mermaid. I'm not I'm not
03:39:04
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mermaid. not mermaid. not a mermaid. mermaid.
03:39:07
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mermaid. not not a not mermaid. mermaid. not mermaid. not not mermaid. not a
03:39:13
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not not mermaid. not a not mermaid. I'm mermaid. I'm mermaid. not mermaid. I'm not mermaid. not mermaid. not mermaid. not mermaid. mermaid. not mermaid. not not mermaid. mermaid. I'm a a a mermaid.
03:39:24
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with how
03:39:29
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Brittany's that mermaid just swimming in circles right near the edge of the... No. mermaid and I still have floaties on. I'm right there with you. That's the equivalent of wearing helmet in a short house. You're good. Wearing a helmet while you're driving down the road and um believe but have pretty equivalent of wearing a helmet and short bo you're good yeah wearing hemet like in the chart while you' driving down the road in truck because your driver has a going up in This is not really how it talks, but this is how it talks.
03:40:07
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Be right back. Let me finish that.
03:40:11
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Words are hard. Words are hard.
03:40:16
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Blaze, every time that spaceship flies through your head, I feel it takes out one of your memories with it. Every time. It probably is That's exactly what it is.
03:40:27
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By the end of this stream, you're not going to know who you are where you're at. I'll tell you what, though. i I typed in scary mermaid in my Adobe Express, and it gave me this funny picture back.
03:40:40
Speaker
Is it Brittany? No. Dude, did you get the little mermaid that's on display in that museum? You ever seen that little mermaid creature that's on display in that museum? It's like half fish, half human, and it's like... Yeah. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know.
03:40:55
Speaker
Apparently not good museum. It's fucking creepy as fuck. o I mean, it's no penis museum, but it's still a museum nonetheless. oh Never mind.
03:41:10
Speaker
Another time. blaze i forgot I was going to send you a picture of that dragon. really is it There really is a penile museum. that i I'm aware of that.
03:41:22
Speaker
Oh, and then they have the penis fucking statues and shit over in that one country that I forget.
03:41:32
Speaker
Statues in a fucking... You talking about Easter Island? Yeah, yeah. Oh, my fucking Lord. That's Stonehenge. See? Not all my memories are going away with the same shit.
03:41:46
Speaker
Easter Island's different than Stonehenge. There's big bodies under those heads. there are They go down like fucking 20 meters or fucking... Oh my god, you did that Britney. yeah but i I look hot as fuck in that picture. Come on.
03:42:06
Speaker
Come on, bro. Give her her props, y'all. nipples are hard. It's got to work its way down. Okay. yeah really much um it's it's gotta work its way down
03:42:21
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Yeah, you guys are blessed with the picture of me tonight in the tub. In the tub? Yes. You guys want to see Brittany in the tub? west Yeah, getting ready to harvest some kidneys.
03:42:34
Speaker
that that's how That's how. That'll bring all the followers and subscribers in.
03:42:45
Speaker
The Brittany effect, yes. The Brittany effect. the pretty Yeah, well, all right. You just showed on me like for free. You better this money. You're going to play the sound effect, Brittany.
03:42:57
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Brittany's the only mermaid that could drown. Y'all
03:43:05
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yeah'all help me. I'm drowning. Y'all, I need some help. Help. I'm staying and I can't fall down. i sitting yeah I'm picturing Brittany trying to fucking light up a lighter into the water to hit a ball.
03:43:19
Speaker
It's not working, guys. It's not working. you know You know what? You need to science it. What did the text was saying earlier? Hashtag do science.
03:43:31
Speaker
You guys science shit. Hashtag do science. ah yeah I need some water-resistant fire-resistant water-resistant fire-resistant. That's folks. That's That's That's That's it. That's That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's That's That's That's That's That's That's That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's That's That's it.
03:43:49
Speaker
That's That's it. That's That's That's That's it. That's That's That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's That's it. That's it. That's it. That's That's it. That's That's it. That's it. it. it. That's it. That's That's That's it. That's it. That's it. That's That's it. That's it.
03:44:00
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That's it. it. it. That's it. That's That's it. That's it. it. it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's That's it. That's That's That's That's it. That's That's it. this is speak for yourself he already came twice man maybe three times it's my secret i'll never tell yougenerat who so there's another one no look glick's beard was perfectly dark earlier and now he's got two streaks in it twice because he died
03:44:33
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the Everybody just... It got quiet because everybody was staring at your beard like, oh, shit. He He did.
03:44:43
Speaker
quiet because I'm trying to figure out the right time to ask somebody about a microphone without being perverted as fuck. So here we are. It's never going to happen. ask. Just ask. It's not going to happen.
03:44:56
Speaker
How do I set this up, you guys? You put the suction cup on a flat surface and then you squat over it.
03:45:07
Speaker
Oh, Jesus. That your choice. You should be able to just plug it in. Is it USB? did, and I've been trying this whole fucking time. It's not working. my Do you want a laptop or your phone?
03:45:23
Speaker
Laptop. but No. i She's plugging that into her fucking phone. So you have to go your mic settings. The size of any phone on the market. So hold on say whole second. if you plug it if you plug it in If you plug it in, and down at the bottom where you should be able to go to your mic settings like Blaze just said, and then you can then you just have to switch it from your default settings to whatever's plugged in to your laptop.
03:45:50
Speaker
I'm trying that. I did that, but I kept saying, hey, can you guys hear me? Nobody, obviously, maybe ignored me, but I doubt it. That's probably it. It probably works fine. We just are assholes. I'll fuck with it tomorrow.
03:46:09
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and yeah we yeah Don't worry about it now because we can, I mean, Was Glitcher again Rogaine? I'm just kidding, babe. I'm just kidding. might have to re-art the whole thing. I don't name go need Rogaine.
03:46:28
Speaker
I need that for my shell. no and but However, yeah, you do need that. However, if I were to ever dye my beard, I'm going to dye it all gray. Blue? I had blue yeah I had blue hair once upon a time. and I can't do it. i also had blonde hair.
03:46:47
Speaker
I can actually do blonde. I think I can rock the blonde hair. Blonde or Yellowish color. yeah If I dye my beard, i'm I'm dying it gray. I'm going just for men.
03:46:59
Speaker
Gray. All gray. I'm going to be a silver fox. For four fucking hours today, I watched the dad bod play fucking video games for four hours because the wafer has a stream. What does the Greek say?
03:47:12
Speaker
Glick, your beard looks diabetic. i was i don't like that that sounds really That sounds like you're just jealous because you can't grow body hair and you're mad at me.
03:47:23
Speaker
And I would gladly donate some beard hair and some hair so that you could have hair like robo. Are talking to Jedi right now? Why are you not sending it to me already? What do I do? I really have to ask you should already want to yeah like like like this and you had to ask but nice i didn't know you'll listen. I'll send you some of these locks. I'll send you some of these locks right here.
03:47:45
Speaker
I'll send you some beard hair and I'll send you some ball hair. So you can have. Oh, is it all gluten free? so you get ma is it all is it all glutenre It's all gluten-free. You want some Chester, too? it' not Yes.
03:47:58
Speaker
You want some Chester? I want the whole platter. I want the sandwich. The full-body experience. yeah co body is I got you, Jedi. I'm sorry. It hurts that had to ask. I thought you already knew this, but whatever. I thought we were better friends.
03:48:17
Speaker
You're right. You're right. But I didn't want to do it because I didn't want you to think I was doing it. I'm not going to make a scene, but I'm upset. I apologize. i didn't want I didn't want you to feel like I was giving you sympathy or charity.
03:48:32
Speaker
I apologize. it This is on me. This is not you. I apologize, Jedi. I'll be a better friend. you know you know i'll be but it's fine I'll get over it. It's fine. it's fine it's fine yeah Are you guys going to... You know, Blaze, it's not the time intervene. It's not the time, Blaze. Fucking A. wow This is between you and I. Excuse me.
03:48:57
Speaker
Which one's the bottom? Actually, you know what? I'm sorry, Blaze. I know it's your network, but I still just... I need time to get over this. I'm sorry, Tanner. I'll make it right. I'll make it better. I'll make it better, I promise.
03:49:11
Speaker
I'm making the right promise. Which one do you want to wear? We're making Scotto blush. Scotto's like, this is the biggest Scotto I've ever seen. Scotto's seen some shit and we're making him blush. I mean, I'm just saying. How long does the Just for Men last? Does anybody know?
03:49:31
Speaker
How long does the Just Men last? does anybody know how long does je in last
03:49:39
Speaker
How long do you last? though It lasts as long as you. i do I mean, I last a good long while. ain't going to lie. ah Yeah, he's got 38 seconds under his... He's been on there for eight seconds. He he rides that bull. Oh, shit.
03:49:58
Speaker
I'm on. Click, put me down for two bars, please. I got you, Uncle Jack. Fuck. well At this point, I don't even know what the hell I'm laughing at. It's likely so gross. Somebody tell me what I'm laughing at. take two boxes of that one.
03:50:15
Speaker
make Hashtag lazy swimmer body. That was mean, lazy. Thank you, Steve, for having my back in the lazy. I just, I don't know. what did you just say, Steve?
03:50:27
Speaker
That'll be two ball hairs. Dude, that'll be two ball hairs instead of three sea shells. The non nonsensical nonsense mode of... um Money is ball hairs. Ballers.
03:50:42
Speaker
Ballers. They're ballers. buyers Ballers. What am I doing? Y'all guys stopped me. Why are you pulling up behind you? Not as hard as me. What? I don't know. i dont but just depositit i just ah je in Actually, I'm to Google that shit. Maybe next week I'll come in here with a full-on gray beard.
03:51:04
Speaker
I got a bunch of just off the wall with just backgrounds and shit. Wait, what do you got going on? Oh, is that toilet paper? and here's Here's one of my favorite ones, my Toys R Us one.
03:51:18
Speaker
Oh my god, I'm just going there. fucking ah like Right around me everything. yes fine Toys R Us, the Toys R Us truck that's by my house.
03:51:32
Speaker
That's where everybody meets up. That's the smoke spot. Yep. but Yep.
03:51:45
Speaker
Quick, you need to get control of blazes panel. Huh? I was looking. I was looking because I want to go buy some gray beard, gray beard dye.
03:51:59
Speaker
And I want to dye my beard all gray. But it says it's like four to six weeks. I think I can wrap it. No, I don't. It'll have a slight silver color, but it's so dark that it's not going to be gray.
03:52:16
Speaker
I am display of my bleaching my beard. You're going have to get too warm. What if it all falls out? If you want it, the gray that you want it, you're going to have to dye it that way. My face is too fat.
03:52:30
Speaker
um okay then you're fucked. Okay. You guys see how great my fucking beard is? are I feel like Blaze is actively trying to hypnotize all of us.
03:52:42
Speaker
I know, right? I'm not watching, so I don't have seizure. So I'm leaving. That's the smart move. That's a good question. Johnny, are you okay? ah Believe me, I've had my head down this whole time for a good reason. yeah i here you wrong For a good reason?
03:53:00
Speaker
What's the good reason? Her vagina.
03:53:05
Speaker
That's a great reason. Well, aside from... Sorry, I had to. You guys talk about your dicks all the time. I always said one word about my penis. sounded so bitter when you said that, Brittany. You guys talk about your dicks all the time. always said one word about my penis.
03:53:24
Speaker
He hasn't. He's a gentleman. He's a gentleman. Thank you. thank you fuck Thank you. foremost put me Shut the hell up. about
03:53:42
Speaker
golden coter we didn't talk about your penis either
03:53:48
Speaker
So shut up about it. You picked it up like it was something amazing. We we saw degrade ourselves and make fun of our small penises. And you're like, I've got a golden cougar. What's this hour stuff?
03:54:06
Speaker
Separate conversation. Johnny knows. Johnny knows. What's this hour stuff, dude?
03:54:13
Speaker
That was wild. that we bring it up... I've already almost had a kid twice in my life. What's that tell you? You've almost had a kid twice in your life. What does that tell you? I have three fuck trophies.
03:54:27
Speaker
How old are you, sir? I'm not that old yet. I'm better than you. I have three fuck trophies. Not almost. not I don't have gray in my beard. You can tell him, Johnny Bongs. Oh, shit.
03:54:42
Speaker
Johnny McCain. Let's go. mis If this was the 90s, this would be a VH1 documentary. sta But you don't have a beard. Don't ever call that a beard again. ill Celebrity death man. yeah I got my beard off.
03:54:56
Speaker
There we go, Scotto. You don't beard. I got beard off. How old are you, Johnny Bongs? 26. Hold on, At this point, Johnny, act like you do on the shaman show. folk Look in this fucking place. cause I heard you say a lot worse on there than you do here.
03:55:17
Speaker
Do it. johnny knows Johnny knows better. Johnny knows whose daddy is. like you Let her know, Johnny. Johnny, apple seed up in this bitch. Daddy, what about it? I'm trying to get what to look like. what There's daddy on top of zaddy.
03:55:32
Speaker
Hold on a second. Hold on a second. Angel, I'm trying to get what to look like. What? You're trying to get this look like your hat color. No, I'm not. It's just natural.
03:55:42
Speaker
Yeah, you're trying to get your vagina right here to look like your hat color. yeah No, this is my vagina flavor saver right here. No, no. Can you make the end curl? ah Can you make the end curl? It gets all the fucking... um um Yeah, I could if I wanted to, but... and spirit You your beard. You dink this.
03:56:00
Speaker
um and not works If you want to see his beard curl, you need to tune into the Lazy and Glick OnlyFans. You think we're giving this away for free? Yeah, bitches.
03:56:11
Speaker
Come on. You got to pay for it. You want to see a beard curl? Pay for that shit. I'm trying to a beard curl. It's like trying to call your mouth your ass. Come on now. Johnny fucking. um um It's funny. A care in the world. He just fucking yeah good hello john he's amazing i don't play but much but when i do i try to have something useful yeah You're a Buffalo Bills fan. There's nothing useful. Fucking fans.
03:56:49
Speaker
Imagine being the only NFL team to go to the Super Bowl four years in a row and lose. That's basically the equivalent of Buffalo Bills fans. they made it Yes, but we have some of those they can give passionate fans in the world.
03:57:07
Speaker
Calm down. You put yourselves through tables. Rick is the Bills fan. Yeah. You literally put yourselves through tables. You want to see how the Bills fans do it quick?
03:57:21
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I know how you do it. but It's weird. Let's see it, Johnny. It's uncomfortable.
03:57:28
Speaker
Are you guys coming here or are we going there? Are you guys coming here are we going there this year? What are you talking about? That still has to be decided yet. Nobody tells me where to come.
03:57:39
Speaker
Nobody tells me where I want, damn it. He comes where he pleases, okay? Yes, Zaddy. Don't get it twisted. Zaddy, Scotto. said Zaddy, you're right.
03:57:53
Speaker
I said Zaddy, you're so lower. Fucking bullshit. swear to God. Damn it, Scotto. I Get control of your panel.
03:58:14
Speaker
You know it's so... I do that to people all the time. I would just pick somebody on pail and I'm like, control your pail. Johnny Bungs the first person that's ever thrown it back at me. I love it. Fucking great. Oh! Holy shit.
03:58:28
Speaker
you on tonight you oh at post yeah ah bowl of shit that's awesome who gave it you boy what heard that's what i
03:58:49
Speaker
and come on man i'm gonna play screenshot himself or like he's really hypnotized in the background I'm here. I can't even look at Blaze's screen because i will be a tran I will be... trying to have seizures. I'm like, all right, we're good. Let me change it. let me change The one person that is tripping is the trippiest thing.
03:59:15
Speaker
You were going to talk shit to me a second ago. What were you going to say? I don't know. There's so much shit to talk to. Where is there?
03:59:27
Speaker
Where do I begin? yeah the Shit talked and... Flick. Shut up. You make my brain hurt.
03:59:41
Speaker
Where's your heart? You make my brain hurt, Brittany. At least it has the ability to feel. There's so much shit. Talked. Shit. What? What we talking about? I forgot. I'm a mermaid.
03:59:54
Speaker
And he's getting shit in their mouth? Talk. Shit. and you would think if you were a mermaid yeah i'll have you know i'm very buoyant oh you do not oh i believe that trust me like i believe the mermaid if we were in the together Titanic? I it like that on purpose.
04:00:26
Speaker
because no you no thought not for drling do anybody who knows yeah know i say that on purpose because it drives people insane anybody that's ever heard you say that sunk on the titanic
04:00:42
Speaker
theres no witnesses titanic Titanic.
04:00:50
Speaker
Rose is dirty bitch. And Leonardo DiCaprio. Thank you. thank Do you know how answers are going on about how Rose should have screwed her dumb ass over and let Leo up on that fucking bitch? Oh my god.
04:01:08
Speaker
You know what Arnie should have done? He should have yanked that bitch off the door and let her drown. And if you guys don't know who Arnie is, then you disappoint me and and and you should all. Arnie Palmer? Not Arnie Lee. The original line?
04:01:20
Speaker
No. Y'all received and yeah'll ever seen What's Eating Gilbert Grape? Yes. I mentioned that last night. we up against can Boom, boom.
04:01:31
Speaker
but Gilbert, Gilbert, where's Arnie? Gilbert, Gilbert, Gilbert. We talked about that last night. Holy fuck. don't know.
04:01:39
Speaker
talked about that last yeah be so western it I'm like, well, you disappointed me. You made my dick so not hard last What's that? I was all excited. I was so excited for Western talk, and you guys are like... Hey, we went outside the talk. The Big Lebowski is a Western. We're talking about... I didn't know. I asked. I asked.
04:02:02
Speaker
I asked. I asked.
Western Movies and Music Contributions
04:02:05
Speaker
Okay. Best two Westerns, Toonscone, Young Guns. That's a good one. Yes. Spot on.
04:02:13
Speaker
spinal and man Thank you, Glick. I knew we were best friends for a reason. Yes. It's a nice third. Brittany, you yelled at me a lot. Brittany are best friends.
04:02:29
Speaker
we're not talking Why, Johnny Ringo, you look like someone. Walked all over your grave. and Ringo. I'm your fucking Huckleberry.
04:02:41
Speaker
I'll tell you that right now. so i a yeah Yes, Brenda. Brenda. She didn't say anything. She just said your name. So I think you're in trouble little bit. el homy I don't know why, but it makes sense.
04:03:05
Speaker
Yes, Uncle Jack. Say when. Say when. Say when. Hell yeah. for what You're so junky. You're probably seeing two of us. Such a good movie. that's a good move He said, if you're so junky, you're probably seeing two of us. And motherfucker pulled out.
04:03:22
Speaker
That's why I had it. One for each of you. Fucking so good. I love Val Kilmer in that movie. Oh, best role ever.
04:03:35
Speaker
Val Kilmer. Nobody else could have played it like him either, in my opinion. He just fucking crushed it.
04:03:43
Speaker
You tell them I'm coming and I'm bringing hell with me. Yes. So fucking good. um I'm going to get high as shit and watch that movie later than tonight, I think. I love Tombstone. tostones Tombstone is one of my all-time favorite Western movies, man.
04:04:02
Speaker
100%. But I love you Young Guns. Young Guns is so great, too. You guys, do you see the size of that chicken? They're all tripping on peyote. They're just shooting at random.
04:04:15
Speaker
They're shooting and jumping in the desert, all fucked up on peyote. So funny. So good. wait He said, what what what did Billy the Kid say? He said, hey, Sheriff, I see you got old Charlie out there with you.
04:04:32
Speaker
He ain't with you no more. He's like, I see you got that. He gets up, fucking boom, snipes his fucking ass with a pistol from like a million years away. And he's like, he ain't with you no more.
04:04:44
Speaker
He ain't with you no more. God damn it. but I love both Young Guns. Tombstone and both Young Guns movies are those are my three favorite westerns, man. I love them.
04:04:59
Speaker
Shout out to Bon Jovi for Young Guns 2 because i don't know if he either wrote and directed it or he did one or the other, but he also did the soundtrack for Young Guns 2. I had no idea about that. Yeah, Bon Jovi. can't remember if he wrote or directed Young Guns 2 or if he did both.
04:05:19
Speaker
but and And then the soundtrack. Yeah, Young Guns 2. There's Javon Jokic. Okay, so back in the I'm that up right now. When Young Guns 2 came out, too, they kind of fed into like the conspiracy theories that Billy the Kid didn't die when they said he did because they had people that showed up.
04:05:36
Speaker
The dude showed up with all the same bullets because he had been shot many times and survived. And they they like they kind of alluded to that at the end of Young Guns 2 that like somebody showed up with all these stories that they're Billy the Kid with all the correct fucking scars and all this shit.
04:05:52
Speaker
And it's kind of crazy. Like he like almost faked his death Machiavellian style type shit and then just came back later to just tell the story before he died. soing level poll That is so cool. That's before internet conspiracies were a thing.
04:06:07
Speaker
That's the crazy part about it. What's your claim about Bon Jovi again real quick? ah Bon Jovi, and now I could be wrong, but I thought that he wrote or directed or he had something or produced or something. like a gun shoot He was a ah song composer.
04:06:24
Speaker
and I know he composed the soundtrack. It was directed by Jeff Murphy and written by John Busco. Yeah, yeah. are i I know he composed the soundtrack because...
04:06:37
Speaker
Because one of the greatest Bon Jovi songs of all time came Yeah, I said he composed a song But he didn't like it Yeah That's what I said, I think No, I'm saying he did i just looked I'm not disagreeing with you got the goog lake You got the Google-A IMDB actually Oh, you are IMDB Yeah i Yeah, I use it more now that I'm doing a movie show No, that's what I said I think, I wasn't sure But I know the music. Yeah, the music was all him. The music was yeah you was all him.
04:07:11
Speaker
ah You were trying to get my attention moments ago. i wasn't sure what you were trying to ask me I forgot. You're good. I fucking forget, man. Let me go smoke some more.
04:07:24
Speaker
and
04:07:27
Speaker
I'll probably remember it in like the middle of the night. And I'll be like, good oh, by the way. Yeah, one of the... on I'm sure... getting so close to moving moving but wait what are talking about here baby i hope so let's let's think everything about your love life did she come into the wedding oh my god again i'm and um i'm in the goddamn chat shut the fuck up britney
04:08:02
Speaker
Hold on. All I asked was, is she coming to the wedding? We're not talking to you, Blaze. I'm i'm yelling at Brittany right now. I feel that. ah Yes. if she's I hope so. if she's If she's here, if she's home by then, I hope she'll come to the wedding.
04:08:20
Speaker
That'd be dope. I hope so.
Wedding Banter and Relationship Jokes
04:08:22
Speaker
i told I told her that you guys want her to come. I'm going to twerk my ass all up on Brandy. No, you're not, because you're knocked the fuck out in the parking lot. You're not even going to be at the wedding, because you're going to knocked the fuck out in the parking lot, hood rat.
04:08:37
Speaker
I'm in a trash can somewhere. No, I was confused, because you guys are moving this, like you're doing the moving thing this weekend. I was confused. That's why I said, wait, hold on a second. I had to get my bearings right.
04:08:51
Speaker
I know where you're, I know where you're coming here.
04:08:57
Speaker
You ain't twerking shit. You're going knocked out in the trash can. I mean, what is there to twerk? I'm skinny ass bitch. And you know what? Stu can get rid of all the trash cans because guess what, bitches?
04:09:08
Speaker
I'm bringing in my own trash can. it's gonna say And it's going to say Brittany trash. Two T's A and Two T's A and Y. Just disrespect.
04:09:23
Speaker
Full on disrespect. bri
04:09:27
Speaker
school drop kick that. the talk flo Fuck go around and find out, motherfucker. I'm all about the foppo life.
04:09:40
Speaker
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. Biatch. Your stupid prize is fucking funny. love that you said that.
04:09:50
Speaker
Nah, I'm gonna make sure I go live for part of it. No, you won't because you'll forget. four What are we shutting up about? brandy Brandy?
04:10:02
Speaker
No, there will be pictures and videos of us fucking around and finding out. like Click the trash can, man. bri and are not goingnna No evidence of any crimes will be found. This is consensual combat. There is no crime being committed.
04:10:18
Speaker
This is consensual combat. Mutual combat. Agree to punch. It's so good, girl. He's good. Mutual combat. Scorpio. Finish her. Finish her. What is the best thing to say when ending sex?
04:10:34
Speaker
or roll call bound scorpion finish her or and heavens and and is sure he jesus what is the first what is the best thing to say ah so um when ending sex Round two.
04:10:56
Speaker
Fight. Dude, Angel, oh my fucking God. You are like, i need to talk to you outside of this. Catch me outside, Angel. What you guys don't know is I'll handle it.
04:11:09
Speaker
yeah choice we unpa out that that no what you not know is what you just don't know is ah um awesome i I'll panel in private, Brittany and I actually love each other. We're actually who like we're like an actual brother-sister relationship in front of everybody. We hate each other.
04:11:27
Speaker
But ah you when when nobody's watching, then we actually do love each other. oh praise dick And we praise each other all the time. You guys from the South?
04:11:38
Speaker
Well, it's because he's a dick and I'm a cox, you know, naturally. Dicks and cocks. Are we docking? Now we cocks.
04:11:52
Speaker
Click rhymes with dicks. You guys hear me? He's like, I'm down with it. let's go Let's go. I'm good.
04:12:04
Speaker
I'm not sticking my wiener. not my wiener anything that ends in
04:12:14
Speaker
Get your foreskin away from my wiener. speaking I'm to grow the fucking stuff from it soon, guys. Is that my food?
04:12:31
Speaker
No, I'm just kidding. No, it's not because Brittany and I go back and forth so much and we fuck with each other and we talk so much shit.
04:12:42
Speaker
Like, People should actually know that we do actually like each other. Tune in for September 13th when you see me punch her in the face. That's not even the fucking right date, It's October. but i good you know tune in for september thirteenth when you see me punchher in the face that's not even the right date i know i experience told No, it's not October.
04:13:04
Speaker
It's September. I don't know when it haven't even RSVPed yet. even mentioned earlier. don't know when it is i haven't even rsvp i even know willing how people talk about how We're not going to be streaming that September september twenty twenty so the nineteenth of your rehearsal dinner I don't know. All I know is Michael's like, you've got an RSVP to it. I'm like, I'm not fucking RSVP. yeah but I am a fucking VIP. I am a celebrity guest.
04:13:34
Speaker
I'm a celebrity guest. I don't have to do anything. You should be thankful that I'm showing up there. All that just for men went right to your head. Exactly. Rogaine affects the memory.
04:13:46
Speaker
I don't need Rogaine. no yeah don't need rogie Rogaine helps you grow hair. I don't need roe gray. It's the hair dye. He has the fucking gray color coverup.
04:14:00
Speaker
It's the hair dye. I want to go all gray. I don't want to cover up the gray. I want to go all gray. I wish I could be looking. You want to be dad bod? so I'm not trying to be. yeah I'm not trying to.
04:14:11
Speaker
Yeah, no. I mean, technically, I already have one. What's a male cougar? Gray does. well I already what? and a funnier I'm way funnier than him.
04:14:23
Speaker
but's be I'm not trying to be funny. I'm just being honest. You already have a dad. You have Ray in your beard. You have kids. And you're chunky. Are you true him? than him.
04:14:35
Speaker
kind likeity marty danielio again littley at the end and your chle you're
04:14:45
Speaker
yeah mom um yeah um yeah Dad bots. Let them know, mama. Personally, I don't mind a little bit of meat on them. I don't know. Brittany was 100% right in everything she said.
04:14:59
Speaker
got dad bot, I got gray beard hair, and I'm big It depends on the person's fucking personality to me. That's a personality.
04:15:09
Speaker
His cubes look like steel wool. He can scrub any pot clean. She or he has a great personality. He goes ugly. I like looking the size of the cake bowl. Glick is legend. Don't encourage him, Jer.
04:15:26
Speaker
Yeah, JR, let him know. Let him know Glick is a goddamn legend. The man, the myth, the legend, Glick. Fuck you, Joe Rogan. Greatest podcast host of all time. Hey, Joe Rogan, eat my dick. It's up my asshole.
04:15:39
Speaker
He would choke yeah oh you out. Which is quicker than you choke yourself out. I'm not going to fight Joe Rogan, but I'll out i'll out podcast host him any day of the week.
04:15:52
Speaker
You'll give him a fucking earburn when you rub up against him.
04:15:59
Speaker
Wait, were we talking about? What is it called? The beer chimp? Or no, like the hair shit. Flavor saver? that was so good. yeah That meat level right there.
04:16:20
Speaker
yeah level that is fucking hashtag duu which joe so ah jet jeda you you ja You have been a great teacher. you have been a great teacher.
04:16:33
Speaker
i mean i just like up in the wave or i in the way the first i he said it for yeah you watch to the hashtag everybody's talking at the same time so it's hard right
Tattoo Training and Pronoun Creativity
04:16:48
Speaker
It happens. let's what Except for these three.
04:16:50
Speaker
I am that but a simple tattoo artist. You are not a tattoo artist. Listen, fucker. Yes, I am. Listen, you son of a bitch. Do I have a tattoo on my arm from you? No. yeah if I didn't get one done for you yet.
04:17:05
Speaker
You are a tattoo artist in training. You know what? I got to show you the one thing I actually got done for people. but johnny vol What, Bones?
04:17:16
Speaker
What? I've got pieces done on people's skin, motherfucker. I still got it, bro. I still got it. It don't matter until it's done on my skin. It don't matter until it's done on my skin. I have canvas, Johnny Bones.
04:17:30
Speaker
Create.
04:17:33
Speaker
I'll get that done. no I would like a tattoo from you, Johnny Bones. I'll give you one and you give you one.
04:17:41
Speaker
so thing is I'll pay you to fucking draw it. I'm practicing with stick and poke right now. So you you're going to be sitting there for a fucking while. That's fine. Stop poking me, Johnny. I already told you that.
04:17:54
Speaker
You and I already had this conversation. I'm a tough son of a bitch, but I ain't that tough. You are not sticking, poking me. We're tattoo gun. do it Do it the right way. You know what Tabori even means? It's done with a skewer.
04:18:06
Speaker
You don't have a skewer in me. I know what means. That skewer in me. You're not skewering me. We're doing it. It's 2025 we're doing it 2025. Goddamn tattoo gun.
04:18:21
Speaker
Feels like it's 1984 though. No, because you i been no Johnny and I had this conversation. Johnny and I had this conversation when you silly bitches weren't there. Just me and Johnny.
04:18:32
Speaker
We were hanging out and everybody was in the chat. They're like, holy shit, Johnny Bongs actually talked. And Johnny's like, yeah, I have stuff to say. That was couple weeks ago. Shit. Yeah, it was just about two, three weeks ago. On the Shaman show, he fucking deock talks. like yeah He's going all the time. like come on Keep it going, bro.
04:18:50
Speaker
yeah yeah time I'm fucking working. Yeah, Johnny talks. He makes it count. ah we We had a good two, two and a half hours. It was just me and before everybody came in and we were hanging out. Actually, technically, it's you and I, not me and you. Thank you. for like Thank you so much, Angel. Oh, my God. That irritates the fuck. Maybe someone's like, oh, me and you. No, it's you and I. ah Actually, I've said this million times. and grand gotten doing it For 43 years and for 43 years or 40 years, I've been destroying the English language and that's not going to change now. You can be but you can be a grammar Nazi all day long.
04:19:34
Speaker
And I don't give a I'm going to say what I say when I say how I say. And if you don't like it, sometimes there's a door. Don't let the door. Don't. Yeah. It does make sense. It goes along with You stuck the landing leg. You stuck the landing, okay? I'm bad. Look what everybody else saw or heard or thinks. and You stuck the landing. You're doing so good. kind of day You're on a road. You got this you got caught up yeah caught up in your own ego.
04:20:08
Speaker
ah so I did did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I ate the ego. I ate the ego.
04:20:19
Speaker
Anyways, fuck it, I don't care. Me and you, you and me, you and i I, and me, I and you. no toing Tell me about your pronouns, please. pronouns are sass and He's looking little squatty today. My pronouns are sass and squatch.
04:20:37
Speaker
he's looking a squat me today my home gas watch yeah the where they there there not every i identify I identify as a threat and my pronouns are fuck around and find out.
04:20:59
Speaker
You can't have full sentences as a pronoun. I can have whatever the fuck I want because everybody else makes their own rules. Why can't I? don't know. sometimes Lazy can check his sack on his own time.
04:21:15
Speaker
Yeah.
04:21:19
Speaker
Lazy, ah you can only check your sack on the Lazy Glicks OnlyFan page. exactly The sack squash? but sa The sack. The sack squash. That's our other channel. The sack squash channel.
04:21:34
Speaker
We've outgrown the Lazy Jedi's OnlyFan. Now have sack squatches. we've outgrown the lazy jetdi only fan now we have so squatches Not a fan.
04:21:46
Speaker
It's like a spinoff. Well, you could be. You could be the only fan if you subscribe. It could be on clothing lines. It could be on clothing lines, Jedi. The lazy Jedi's only fans, clothing line could be sack squatches. Yes. And you know what? You can trim off little pieces of your beard to weave into the fabric so it's like they're getting a piece of fabric.
04:22:09
Speaker
Or my ball hair. Either way. that doing Either way. It's all winners. It's all winners. It's all winners. Hashtag winning. Hashtag fucking winning. We care. we we can't We care about our followers. We give back.
04:22:23
Speaker
We put a little bit of us into everything we do. yeah It's love. We put a little bit of love in everything we do. yeah
04:22:32
Speaker
calm down britney i don't know what you're thinking but i don't like it don't know what's going on but you laughed harder when i said it she's thinking some fucking dark shit right now can't get a word in otherwise you know yell your fingers because it's small what's that i what you yeah but but you just yell at me did you just yell at me john In lowercase, yes.
04:23:02
Speaker
That softens it a bit. JR, you seeing my face? Could you imagine what my balls look like? I know I'm doing bad when Johnny yells at me. I'm leaving. That's fucking funny as shit. Get back here.
04:23:15
Speaker
Get your ass back here. Get over here. chip
04:23:25
Speaker
Well, I'm going to go commit a crime. Put a wiener my hand that doesn't belong there. Holy shit. I want to smoke some more weed. want to smoke some more weed. I want to smoke both. That's what I want to do.
04:23:44
Speaker
What's up, dude? that's what i want one ah what this what's up du And Cody's back in the busy hizzy. Does Zampius usually pop up on Saturdays? i haven't seen him.
04:23:58
Speaker
while um he wasn't here last week, was he? I guess we're losing them our spark. No, no, no.
04:24:11
Speaker
You have to remember it's race season. it's it's It's race season. So Zampius is busy on Saturdays. It's race season. That's right. Yeah, yeah. yeah But he he every once a while, he'll pop in here and at least say hi.
04:24:26
Speaker
But you guys, it's no big secret, obviously, because Zampius is starting out there. He works for Lucas Oil. Oh, it's a big secret. And he's there at he's there um at their track.
04:24:42
Speaker
So they do Monster Truck, NASCAR, They all the races. and they do all the races And it's it's race season, so he's he's busy.
04:24:54
Speaker
He's popped into shows during the week, and he's talking about the fact that he's working like 14, 16 hours a day right now.
04:25:03
Speaker
I'm assuming I'm supposed to say Comet Atlas is flying by Earth in December.
04:25:11
Speaker
Pretty sure that's what he means. Hashtag Luke did it. We need to make that. What did I do? i don't know honestly i don't know i just love giving you so i'm up for it first but
04:25:31
Speaker
you are a lying horde j r what yeah you're a lying because they got all them teeth in their toothbrush well lazy dead i wants to talk shit when he's not on the camera right minute
04:25:54
Speaker
Alligators are angry because they got all those teeth but no tooth. I'm the water boy. Shut up, Brittany. Shut up, Sturper. forgive you immediately.
04:26:05
Speaker
Yeah, dance. Fuck you, Glick. Nothing to do.
04:26:12
Speaker
yeah dance dance you neglectck nothingmbing
Social Plans and Drinking Games
04:26:18
Speaker
That's not for me. why are you This is none of your business, okay? but yeah Leave us alone for a second.
04:26:27
Speaker
Leave Brittany alone. Leave Brittany alone. Chris Prockers or whatever the fuck. What's up, Scotto? I'm trying to find my weed. I can't.
04:26:41
Speaker
What up, Scotto? Sorry.
04:26:46
Speaker
I'm ahead you. You gotta catch up. Fuck both of you bitches. scott away you beautiful you wish need you better You better give this queen the proper attention that that he deserves.
04:26:59
Speaker
Let him know how goddamn beautiful Scotto is. even za tell that over there oh the but yeah I thought i was being quiet. was being quieter.
04:27:10
Speaker
kind of just comes in and hangs out just absorbing all the nonsense then he's gone have address What
04:27:23
Speaker
true what was that angel I don't know I don't know I didnin't drink that much so I'm like kind of like drinking I Drink my beer didn't drink that much, but I have a giant bottle of liquid fucking two of these full of beer and Red Bull Beer and Red Bull at the same time? it's a fucking family. Red Bull and beer?
04:27:52
Speaker
Yeah, it's a new one. Story of my life. Hello, where have you been? Blaze, next time next time you come up here, the next the next challenge between you me, and Michael is Edward Fortyhands.
04:28:05
Speaker
Yes, let's do that. Let's do that. and let's do that I get to referee another one? I knew you were going to get involved. Blaze is going to get high halfway through and forget that he's going to be a referee. Blaze is going to be like, this is bullshit. I can't get high while we play this game. Yeah, it's exactly why. That's not exactly why. How many beers have you had? I forget.
04:28:31
Speaker
how many beers have you had i forget How many beers has who had? 99 bottles of beer on the wall. 99 bottles of beer. around um um mind a beer but All all mine.
04:28:47
Speaker
Four. We drank till we forgot how to count. Exactly. I've had about eight or nine beers since I've been on here, and had four during our draft today. So, yeah. and had about eight or nine beers since i've been on here and i had four during our draft today so ah you're up there we can tell but we can still play beer pong on here we how can we but that would be fun we can't we can't it's impossible
04:29:25
Speaker
don't even entertain the idea No, no, no. She said we can. She said we can. And I'm curious. no You can do a fucking AI thing or whatever else where you like throw the ball and it fucking goes in the cup where it needs to and the person drinks. You could do it nowadays.
04:29:39
Speaker
We can do it. I believe it, but I feel like people would cheat. I would. Yeah, yeah. That one would. That one would. Yeah, she would. funny i mean yeah like name my child cream I think she's accurate. he's accurate right not goldwood Me and Brittany are going to rig the game and we're going to win. Brittany, you're on my team. tell i know I don't ever have to cheat at anything.
04:30:07
Speaker
Well, you know what? I got Blazer fucking Bear Pong. I got Blazer on my team. I'll play Bear Pong. You're definitely going to lose. I'll drink for you, bro. I'll drink for you. I literally, didn't swear, but years ago, I told myself, I don't play drinking games anymore. I just don't do it.
04:30:30
Speaker
I got you. I'll drink for you, bro. I got you. I'll play beer pong, but yeah. Yeah, have it. If you're not drinking, beer pong is just fun. is there is there is there Okay, so here's a serious question. is there Can we play a drinking game on a panel like this like an actual drinking game like that's a good question what one would be good like that would actually like not be you know physical physical physical love it when i just goes on it i love it
04:31:12
Speaker
ah yeah are I mean, every weekend can we could... got to be there's gotta to be like an actual drinking game that we could play on here, and there's no way around it. like There's no cheating, there's no questioning, there's no AI, there's none of that. like and no And no copyright infringements.
04:31:32
Speaker
We could do a fucking normal shit where they sit there and use fucking the RAM generator, put it with his name in there, and if it clicks on you... We could sit here and not...
04:31:44
Speaker
for our audience, we could make a drinking game for our audience. Every time Britney fades, you chug a beer and take a shot. The goal isn't to kill people.
04:31:59
Speaker
Don't kill this shit. The goal is have to kill people. You're you're right. We should not kill our audience.
04:32:09
Speaker
Killing our audience is bad. You're right, Blase. You're right, We're just going kill him with laughter and kindness. That's the only way. i hope Not from alcohol poisoning.
04:32:21
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You read my mind. I said med my rind, but you read my mind. oh wow. every Read my mind. Med my rind.
04:32:36
Speaker
Dyslexia is funnier when it's verbal. her yeah Hurt brain my you. but yeah Brain hurt, ouch, drink.
04:32:49
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couldn't <unk> better in translation but feel better ah victoriaa I play, but I get drunk like a That's an ambitious task.
04:33:06
Speaker
It sounds like a lot of work.
04:33:10
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yeah
04:33:13
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Johnny, what you working on? I know. I'm working on a koi. Hold on. we're always Always working on a koi. Oh, no look at that. See, what I'm trying to do is I'm trying to get this one, which I got a little bit far on this one, but I don't like the way it's all set up, so I got to revise it a little bit.
04:33:34
Speaker
I saw the last one. That's where we're going with this. I got to move it up a little bit, scale it up so I got room, and then I can work with the body going down. Yeah, koi fish. I love that. That's a koi fish.
04:33:47
Speaker
It's like you you feel like you made a mistake, so you have to like restart it to like perfect it. yeah Yep. And then each one of the ones that come after it, the final how it turns out, I'm going to do each one that came at came before it. I'm going to do all those the same the final.
04:34:02
Speaker
So I'm also making my copies as I'm reprising mistakes. like So you're making prints? I'll buy one, bitch. Sorry, didn't mean to call a bitch. ah it's it's a friendly bitch it's from brit he's already backtracking i didn't mean that a that was evil volume enough for a minute what is a friendly bench you are you are a-okay like the say likeck click click you're broken it's friendly i say jedi you're a that's not friendly
04:34:33
Speaker
oh and it's all about the It's all about the wording. Dang, shoddy! I got a friendly bitch. I don't know how I did that, but fuck you, Jedi. Jedi's fucking... Jedi's a friendly bitch. Jedi, you're a bitch. I'm sorry, you're a bitch.
04:34:52
Speaker
Wow. This It went from a question to this. I'm sorry. Alright, bitch. I'm sorry, honey. You got a friendly one. There we go.
04:35:05
Speaker
That was funny. I liked it. Well, for Tony Haas, I'm not sure where Lazy put it in his chat, but I know he did. If you scroll up to his chat. I did. I put it in my chat.
04:35:20
Speaker
If you come to our channel and hit the subscribe button, I'll just send him in the chat. You stay here. Oh, my God. Okay.
04:35:29
Speaker
oh my god i okay it names yeah did you really Did you really just gatekeep one of your followers, Jedi? I told him to come and stay on. No, you told him stay on. You really just... Wow. Wow.
04:35:48
Speaker
Wow, bro. You know what, Lazy Shaman Channel? You're welcome. You're welcome. You're welcome. What do you want about? I'm glad i'm glad i'm glad that we can actually come on here on your channel and we can provide you guys with actual entertainment and not a bunch of weird-ass Canadians yelling and screaming about dumb shit. Lazy Shaman channel, you're welcome. You've been introduced to the nonsense. I'm going to put gum in your beard next time I say it.
04:36:14
Speaker
You've been introduced to the nonsense. I'm get Bradley in here to your fucking beard you weird Canadians. We're somewhere those lines. you can come follow us but dot link slash nonsensical network all of our links and then you can leave the lazy shaman yeah yeah because
04:36:38
Speaker
Thank you. Lazy Jedi is about to become an employee here. ahgan da humstains in their beard Jedi is going to leave the Lazy Shaman Network or channel as well. and It's just going to be the Shaman Network. And then Shaman is actually going to leave it and the channel is not even going to be there anymore.
04:36:57
Speaker
And Lazy and Shaman are going to be on a panel. Shut up, dude. Shut you bitches. It's just because I'm fucking promoting the channel and all you dumb sons of bitches want to do is argue with me and put me down. Suck my dick and eat my ass.
04:37:14
Speaker
It wasn't anything about this dude coming up. I already ate today. I don't need a fucking nap sensor. I ain't sucking your fucking dick. What up, hoss? What's happening? Hey, buddy. Thank God you're here. We need something to break the tension. come out there It's making me have a reaction over here. Scratch that beard fluff, buddy. Shut Johnny. I love Johnny, Bob.
04:37:36
Speaker
Welcome to the Lazy Shaman sponsored by the Nonsensical Network. Listen here, you bastard. Give me a fluff ruffle.
04:37:43
Speaker
shut up yeah gotnyva stop show sponsored watch to by the nonsensical networkt problem listen here you bash give me a flop bro oh the dude sounds like now he's a ginger and he's a yeah z you're griffin he's a what' what's what's yeah guys right my judge fan what up robert What's going on with you, Robert? What's going on with you, Robert Blatt? It's true. It's true.
04:38:24
Speaker
buts going not with you rubber blood it's cut it's true holy kidss yeah robert wendy good I love you, I made the Subway sandwich game for my avatar. Oh, wow.
Humorous Personal Anecdotes
04:38:37
Speaker
You should go for a Subway sandwich right now.
04:38:39
Speaker
You should just make a Subway sandwich. Give it to me. I don't want to go to the dry-by kitchen with sandwich. You know the drill.
04:38:48
Speaker
Dry-by. Dry-by. How dare I've got to clarify that. change it from the table how dare ye clarify that What's up, Greg?
04:39:01
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what johnny i said, yeah, I'll get your subway ready. Get out of of Get out ah get bring it out of here, you stupid ghost. Your hair is getting long, girl.
04:39:17
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but Yeah, I know. Look at that. Look at that. That man really did hit an agent with his subway standards. Can you see how the curtain matches the drapes? Oh, my God.
04:39:28
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Oh my God. Johnny. yeah yeah I've been giving that man hell for the past like two weeks. just Just throwing the fuck out of him about the subject. And he's going to cave one day. He will.
04:39:43
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how about gle He's going to want me. I know he is. He's going to want someday. Sorry, bud. There's couple that do, but you're like, I'm good.
04:39:55
Speaker
You say no now, Hoth. I just got to keep trying. It's not going to happen. Keep twirling my mustache for you. It's like a peacock showing his feathers. See?
04:40:10
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Peacockers? Weird episode of Netflix. I don't even like Fenway Frank.
04:40:18
Speaker
Eh? What? Eh?
04:40:27
Speaker
Love on the spectrum. Fucking. We're on the and yeah I have nine Netflix.
04:40:36
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We're just more than everybody else. Here are. Sometimes.
04:40:43
Speaker
Hold on a second. What was that? Nothing. What are you drinking? There are 19 people watching the so What is it?
04:40:56
Speaker
A screwdriver? Robert, I'm working on the beard. The mustache has been an achievement. Pre-made? What? The mustache is rocking. Don't worry about the beard, dude. You got to grow chops. With mustache, you got to have a mustache. mustache rocking. Don't come and knock. used to have a fucking chin beard going, but i didn't like it, so I'd shape it up. No, no, no, no, no. Johnny, keep the mustache oh and get you some nice, big, good chops. You know what I mean? I'm working on nails.
04:41:26
Speaker
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Don't worry about anything else. just see unfortunately i got alopecia in my face so there's a gap where it grows right here though don't make your excuses you got alopecia on your face i got it on my head and my face there and there's two bald spots right here he's albino he's albino and how has alopecia on his whole body johnny bones nobody cares not the whole body look you can probably attach to growing this out is different than growing your fucking head here
04:41:58
Speaker
yeah it's no There's a different game to that kid. oh Look at Glick. He's trying to be Fabio over there. I've got a whole ass head of hair. only reason i don't I don't grow it all out is because I've had this for so long that it's too much work and I reach a point where I'm like, I'm about to shave my fucking head. I'm about to shave my head.
04:42:24
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my Only because I've had mine buzz so many times in my life. yeah Yeah, me too. I actually had my whole i had my hair all grown out, and I tried to play in high school football, and my coach was a, I'm going to say this right.
04:42:43
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ape This was the special. seems say the true yeah like My coach and said, my ah He said, ain't going to let no goddamn hippie play on my football team with that haircut.
04:42:55
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And then for four years, I had a high intake just could play football. Good. Believe me. With all the brain surgery shit, each surgery I've had, they bugged my whole head. didn't really have a chance to grow it out until the past couple say when i first I used to have a bowl cut and a black eye.
04:43:14
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believe it. Get that prior shot going. Did you grow up in the trailer part?
04:43:22
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We are going to September 19th. ain't never hit a woman before, but I'm about to on September 19th. yeah
04:43:35
Speaker
yeah like a we are going to september nineteen
04:43:44
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i never hit a woman before but i'm about allowed to on september nineteen um that break a bit so guy but my My calf is bigger than your entire body, Brittany. Calm down.
04:44:07
Speaker
And then there's the fro. Holy shit. Did you get electrocuted? Right, baby. The fro. What happened? trippple sign or fa pop happened Frobo corn LaFro poppin.
04:44:25
Speaker
You remember his name? hit around I ranch. You were at Frodo Baggins for sure. Frodo Baggins. Wait, what? I was going to say a white Colin Kaepernick.
04:44:38
Speaker
I can see that a little bit.
04:44:42
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i can see that a little bit
04:44:49
Speaker
Uh-oh, Blaze is giggling. What's going on? Nobody panic. Nobody panic. I just heard something. Ride this out together. Sweet Jesus, Chris.
04:45:02
Speaker
Oh, God.
04:45:07
Speaker
Where's my weed was born with no ankles. Nobody stole your weed. You smoked it all. Yeah. We're being so paranoid. stole your weed.
04:45:20
Speaker
Oh, Peter, that's nasty. it
04:45:28
Speaker
The back end. I'm going to get more coffee. One second. Oh, shit. It's Saturday, lock out to island I later. Did he say he needed more coffee?
04:45:46
Speaker
four Four more months it and I'll be 24. Wow.
04:45:52
Speaker
Jesus Christ. I'm two months away from being 24. Right? I just heard 21.
04:46:01
Speaker
right um i shared twenty one I'm about 18 years away from it. Don't double that, trust me. this December 22nd, I'll be 24. Baby boy. to stay lie robert What are you going to do with all your youth, Haas?
04:46:18
Speaker
Want to go bar hopping? There you go. That's a winning strategy. That's an age you fucking queen. Fuck, trust me. What the fuck? want go wendy but the fuck get a free beer for my birthday at every bar?
04:46:35
Speaker
me know You won't. I'm sorry. Wait, where are you from? hey Sometimes I think I'm not either, man. I'm from Pennsylvania. Stop! Tell me that. I already knew it. I can tell you.
04:46:51
Speaker
me now i already knew and i can tell you your way tell you was you explain Because everybody in Pennsylvania was Amish up until like five years ago.
04:47:02
Speaker
And you still look at Amish, bro. and Is that where they kept all the Amish people? they Yeah, we put them in Pennsylvania. Jedi, there's a place in Pennsylvania called Lancaster, and it's full of Amish.
04:47:20
Speaker
yeah but Which part of the P.A. you from? all of them mommage bastard I am close to Indiana. Smells like horse shit all the time. I'm in Littlestown. um um' I'm like an hour from Pittsburgh.
04:47:35
Speaker
Okay. East or west? North, south? Yeah, northeast, southwest. you where gro You know where Grove City is? You nailed all the directions, Brittany. I'm so proud of Grove Cities is like two hours from me.
04:47:51
Speaker
Okay. Okay. All right. so yeah that's That's where I'm familiar with. Blaze, Manstar, your boy Manstar. He's from Grove City, Pennsylvania.
04:48:04
Speaker
Are talking about a butthole? Sorry. No. No, that's not what I call his butthole. call his butthole glorious. Oh, sweet Jesus. man someone to around And when I see it, I say, glory, glory, glory.
04:48:24
Speaker
oh no. Manstar is one of Glick's friends. No, Manstar is one of Michael's friends. Fair. Fair.
04:48:38
Speaker
Why does your landscaper love you?
04:48:50
Speaker
look i have a head
04:48:55
Speaker
he is that saying why does your why does your why does your landscaper love you
04:49:04
Speaker
That's weird. That's a weird, bro. but Whatever. i know He loves tending to her flower. Thank you. i was gonna ask us thinking of something. Thanks.
04:49:14
Speaker
Why did Jesus get you a teddy bear? I got you. Why did Jesus get you a teddy bear? I'm not judging. I'm not judging. That's cool, bro. That's cool. Whatever.
04:49:26
Speaker
don't know what you're going to do. but I don't know what you're going to do when Ice deports his ass, but, you know, whatever. but question Say bye. That's going to be around for his second comment. Long distance relationship. Don't say bye. Say adios. Adios, mi amigo.
04:49:44
Speaker
Adios. Buenos dias. I promise it wasn't me that called Ice. Quick, what's the number for 911? ah quick what's the number for nine one one
04:49:51
Speaker
911. 911.
04:49:55
Speaker
ah nine eleven
04:49:58
Speaker
but good go Click on the eyes. soon I saw a funny t-shirt the other day. forgot where I saw but it, but it was a depiction of both the towers.
04:50:15
Speaker
It said plane station. I lost my shit. yeah I got it hilarious.
04:50:25
Speaker
I don't think it's too soon. No, it's not. That was part of the joke. 911 is a joke. Plane station. Plane station. I like that.
04:50:40
Speaker
That's what they call my vagina. What? I'm getting tossed out by ice. i think i think cool cat I think Cool Cat's Jamaican. He's got a landing strip. She just said it.
04:50:53
Speaker
That was not a Jamaican accent at all. I'm glad you got that, Jenna. This is a Jamaican accent, man. You can't do it like this. Wow, Scotto. Say again, I missed it.
04:51:14
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Go fuck yourself, Lizzie Jetai. Go fuck you white man. Go back to the land. about slap the best man? Slap the Slap the best man.
04:51:25
Speaker
Slap the best man. Slap the best man.
04:51:31
Speaker
Slap the best man. Go get this dick up.
04:51:38
Speaker
Go take this dick. All right. National treasure. catholic like sal yeah Paul Rudd, yeah. Paul Rudd's a goddamn national treasure.
04:51:51
Speaker
Yeah, Shiva, you gonna take it? You gonna take it? You gonna take this dick? You gonna get this dick up? I'm gonna push my dick in.
04:52:04
Speaker
I'll go. All this dick. here we are listen to these guys trying to have an accent and they're lame no it's paul rudd oh my god but you can't do it right bro you can't do right i do i do obviously you don't listen no i listen don't pay attention because you're lame as but here we are if i can do it if i can do right bro do it right bro exactly they're like clueless paul rudd here we are
04:52:38
Speaker
this Paul Rudd is Ant-Man. Paul Rudd?
04:52:47
Speaker
Paul Rudd. Paul Rudd. Paul Rudd all run in anything that Paul Rudd is in, he's a goddamn national treasure. protect yourself What she is saying is Your all wrong what i'm saying is your impression is horrible so Oh, sweet Jesus, Chris.
04:53:12
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Trenchall. can
04:53:18
Speaker
Got a popsicle for you. Everything is funny. Trenchall, I'll see you in September 2.
04:53:28
Speaker
shit September 19 you just said what the fuck you want I get an invitation September 19 champion oh I get an invitation o vicious Saturday Saturday I get a fucking invitation so go for yourself I'm hoping maybe it might show my fucking t-shirt I'm not gonna stop yelling from the bathroom you know I'm sick and tired of this although my daughter's birthday is on the I can show at the broke wedding if I can't
04:53:58
Speaker
i'm My mom's birthday is on the. What does bring a spot? Get back out there. Move. Move bro. Move. shit and Actually, it's Saturday night. This is my spot. until Until you and Brittany have your own show, Brittany don't get this spot. She'll never get this spot. She didn't have this spot too long tonight.
04:54:23
Speaker
and most I guess you can't be on top of me all night long. I gotta take a break, I guess. yeah yeah He's got ah he's at a show as fucking work.
04:54:35
Speaker
No, god damn. I was trying to give Scotto a break. He's been my boss all night long, like he said. I'm going down. ah No, okay. I'm on there to ice it. What the hell? i can i can't do anything now. What the What did I fucking walk into, for real? he's bri I don't know one i't know what's happening. um I'm actually trying to move things around, but nothing is happening.
04:55:00
Speaker
don't know if it's because chat's being pushed, Blaze is pushing buttons. i know okay but I know you're not, Brett. No, no. bre I think it's me and Blaze are doing too much at the same time together. It does. I can't do nothing.
04:55:13
Speaker
it does i can't do nothing We do deal with it, though. I don't need to be good. I got a strong dream. Holy shit. No, keep that fucking comment.
04:55:31
Speaker
No. That's fucking... He gets a star. That gets a fucking star.
04:55:36
Speaker
it's a star i get a bo star phone When you let me pee, you get your balls wet. That sucks.
04:55:50
Speaker
What happened to Johnny? I know. i have to i have to wipe I have to wipe every time I pee because... disappear sometimes. Like my balls are like a super side.
04:56:00
Speaker
His balls are like this. It dribbles. Thanks for giving me all that credit. like i mean You said it was like that. It's not that not even that big, but I appreciate you. and hoping you I'm helping you out, appreciate i know i appreciate you. all Now driven now jaa clean up and now now Lazy Jedi is my bottom. Yeah, who's a good little sweet bottom bitch Jedi? Oh my god, dude.
04:56:27
Speaker
What? ah I've been... I know this is quiet. Scotto's been my bottom for the last two and a half some odd hours and not a complaint out of him. I love you, Scotto. You're beautiful.
04:56:39
Speaker
I know better than to talk with my mouth full. My mama taught me manners. One time with my mouth full, he says. Oh, my.
04:56:51
Speaker
I love Scotto. I know the most beautiful... um but god beautiful creature always the highlight of every fucking pan. who is this human kitty ghost smoke a fat big jetdi Are they referring to themselves in the third verse? I just took a fat ass.
04:57:10
Speaker
Hell yeah. How did I end up with all these stoners around me? Wait, maybe i don't right i case you let me on here. i mean that was Like Angel and I are the only ones that are. well with the gift say yeah or Do you smoke?
04:57:26
Speaker
I and just got back from smoking a bowl. Hey, shut your whole mouth. I'm trying to talk to Scotta. Shut the fuck up.
04:57:39
Speaker
ah We all know you smoke. I was just trying to tell about the bunny. It's like a potato. Do you have a new pet?
04:57:51
Speaker
Little bunny foo-foo? I'm trying. Oh, sweet. That's a great call. Scotto, do you smoke? Best part of being a man is that every time I fart, my balls dance.
04:58:04
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Oh, my fucking head. You're not wrong with our platinum. How do you know our lips don't dance? They do the sauce every time you queef.
04:58:15
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That's a... That's a... That's a... That's a... That's That's a... That's That's a... That's a... That's That's
Farting Humor and Afterlife Jokes
04:58:22
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Because it's a priest.
04:58:27
Speaker
Keep explaining because this is amazing. johnny Johnny's like, my goodness. It travels sometimes if you're like sitting down.
04:58:39
Speaker
hergie don't have she know she know't She don't have to explain. Sometimes as guys, we fart. It comes to the front. It makes our balls dance. We feel lot of something up front. It happens to women, too.
04:58:50
Speaker
It happens to women, too. There's no explanation here. Your giant roast beef curtains flop around sometimes when you fart. What about armies?
04:59:01
Speaker
what john We got the It's in the Vida labia. know in her pants yeah maybe You that clip on America's Got Talent? This girl played the her Yeah. but no yeah Oh, yeah.
04:59:21
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That wasn't real. Johnny's like, hell yeah, I saw that. I watch it every day before. I paid money to see that. That's how I start my day. What's going on, Selmo? What's going on, bro? Oh, hell yeah. Oh, hell yeah. Good to see you, you bastard. Yeah.
04:59:42
Speaker
oh hell yeah which flap good to share you bastion yeah i sorry that I didn't know it. I didn't know nothing demo what was dead ah Hold on. What was said? I totally missed that. I was talking about just like guys sometimes when we're sitting down and we fart and it comes up to the front it rattles our balls. Well, women fart and sometimes it comes up. um don't know. I've never experienced a female fart in my life. It's all a question. It's like...
05:00:17
Speaker
It's that roast beef rumbler. You know what I'm talking about. As a guy doing this show, just tonight alone, I have experienced a lot of farts that have made my balls go shimmy, shimmy, shimmy. Farts are farts. They go where they go. Oh, my God. They go where they go.
05:00:36
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oh ah flush i do but i love oh i they go Look, hey, yo, I'm going to be 100% honest. I'm going to be 100% honest. If I'm ever down there eating at the buffet and you fart and it comes all the the front, I'm punching you in the kidney.
05:00:55
Speaker
ah funny yeah think And I domestic charges on my on my criminal record, so no, I've never experienced that. You're just there and you hear,
05:01:08
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you're just there you fucking you're just there and you hear
05:01:14
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Yes. ah i don't mean to I don't mean to interrupt, but you got some asshole talking shit behind us right now. I'll go back to what I'm doing.
05:01:26
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Back to our rooms after our originally scheduled programming. i don't I don't know anything about roast beef. I've only seen that in porn.
05:01:37
Speaker
I watch a lot of porn. I jerk off a lot. and you get it all in your beard get to pull the beard back it's like i've been making fun of having jizz in his beard like you got porn in your beard oh my god
05:01:57
Speaker
to pull the beard back it's like i made think on that way about having jizz in his beard you like you got pon in your beard think um know is whiskers are forking um oh my god I hope not. I can't fucking wait because I've been beating this motherfucker like it owes me money for the life. He was I ain't choking the gym' talking about him you ever know chicken. been dead for months.
05:02:28
Speaker
Basically, what was that casino? Was that casino with Joe Pesci where they made um made him and his brother dig with graves at the end of the movie and then they beat them to death beat them to just with ball bats?
05:02:40
Speaker
Was that casino or heat? They had Michelle Pfeiffer was in it. Al Pacino, I believe, was in it.
05:02:53
Speaker
Yeah. Either way, that final scene of that movie where they made those two, Joe Pesci and his brother dig their graves, that's basically what I've been doing to my dick for the last several months. It was a shallow grave, though.
05:03:06
Speaker
It was very shallow grave. It was a very shallow grave. my goodness. I i love you, baby girl. I'm sorry.
05:03:18
Speaker
I'm ridiculous. i share a lot of information. yeah like There's a lot of guys on this panel that are going all pretend like they don't jerk off and make me look like the only fucking yeah It's not good as It's the graphic nature in how you announce it. Girls it too, but you are like taking them out. I'm a podcast host.
05:03:41
Speaker
they double now i' thousand like i'm ah i'm a podcast host like peace I paint pictures with my words. Just don't get the not just stuff sort of panel sticky and it's all good. and Just stop. and Panel, are you sticky? and Panel, are you sticky yet?
05:04:03
Speaker
Jedi, know you are, you dirty son of a bitch. I had to wash bands twice. Sorry, I didn't mean to talk to you like that. I'm going to wash my ears out, I figured. Jedi, you're not a dirty son of a bitch. I need a shower.
05:04:18
Speaker
I threw up a little bit in my mouth like five times. I don't care. What happened in your mouth five times? It is what it is. It's funny when you say it, but when are you talking about You know what happened in her mouth five times. She's a slur.
05:04:34
Speaker
Gang gang. Gang gang. Slur. Hashtag slur nation. slur. Turn into slur hour. Hosted Britain. Britain. Britain. our hashtaglo turn into slo hour posted by britain angel greatden who's brit virginia but nice like like great britain and
05:04:58
Speaker
i'm always nice giving me you slos of the show He does not deserve that sympathy. the was moved ah dish deserve by a I Leave me alone, right? God damn.
05:05:13
Speaker
I'm a pervert, too, but God damn. Nobody needs to know how much you fucking jerk off. I didn't tell you how much I jerk off. I motherfucker like an idiot. We don't need to know how off. We just need to know where you aim it so we can avoid it. You want to know I jerk off like 10 to 12 times a day?
05:05:31
Speaker
It's not like I said that. too, huh? Amateur. amateur Scott, those are modest numbers. Lazy, take over are um scott those are modest numbers there's easy to cover your panel, man.
05:05:51
Speaker
no like yeah that you just are johny bunks if me with that earlier now boys you know what ah click fucking keep it in your pants you i but can't keep my really oh I know, Brittany.
05:06:08
Speaker
Bunch of bullshit. Brandy, get on this shit, man. Get up here. Get a wheelchair, honey.
05:06:22
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um well She gonna need it. It ain't that big, but she gonna need it. chris Calm down, Maddie B. It ain't that big, but I'll put her in a wheelchair.
05:06:35
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Sorry, I have to laugh It's not the science She's not pulling any punches tonight She is on point While she's sitting in that wheelchair Hey, you know ain't never had a wheelchair since before Put the brake on, baby Put the brake on ain't never fucked a vegetable before yeah No, Scott is. Jedi, you know what the great thing about having sex with somebody in a wheelchair is?
05:07:10
Speaker
What? They can't run for
05:07:16
Speaker
a... Maybe V8 will sponsor a vegetable. Oh my God. It's Britney, bitch.
05:07:30
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is' brittany vch You know what the great thing about duct tape is? I don't even want to ask. want to fucking put it in your mouth right now. I know that. What? What? Somebody mute him.
05:07:46
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i don't even want to ask i want to fucking put it in your mouth right now i know that
05:07:53
Speaker
what what good
05:08:01
Speaker
let yeah
05:08:04
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blaze Blaze or Brittany keeps muting me. That's for the best. my By the way, Haas, you were trying to talk to me, Haas. What were you saying? I was going say he handy clapped her cheeks.
05:08:20
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Oh, my God. What is Angel doing over there?
05:08:28
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oh oh my yes what is angel doing over there Sorry, I'm talking to my daughter and my ex, like, on my schedule for work.
05:08:39
Speaker
Oh, I thought there was a fire. I was like, what is... Yeah, yeah, yeah, we're good. We're good. Very animated. Jedi.
05:08:53
Speaker
The great thing about duct tape is that yes, and... Sound the same. Holy...
05:09:02
Speaker
all the yeah No means... playing in here no more. We're done. There's a wheel way,
05:09:19
Speaker
Glick, do you know it gives me comfort? Is that I know I'm going to burn in hell, but I know you're going to be right there with me, bro. I'm driving fucking breath. Let's fucking go. might get a tan down there. Oh my goodness.
05:09:31
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i might get a tan down there oh my good dramatic color on this down together I'm driving the bus to hell and everybody's going with me, which what you guys didn't know is Jedi's my bus monitor.
05:09:50
Speaker
Oh my God. Blix my plus one for hell. We're going to have our own podcast now. and we're going to have our own we know They're going to give us our own section of hell. They're going like, yeah, you guys go over there away from Gen Pop.
05:10:08
Speaker
Yeah. he Control this. I'm going to show up in hell and be like, Yeah, I'm not built for a gen pop. I'm going to need to be somewhere else. And these are my friends and they're with me. So come on. We're all going to need some ice water because it's fucking hot down here. It's fucking hot. And my man needs SPF 5000 because look at him. He's not
05:10:40
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Oh, God damn it. We some funny ones tonight.
05:10:46
Speaker
I mean, you're pretty goddamn hilarious. No, you got some funny ones tonight. I'm pretty goddamn hilarious all the time. your mind, you are. what i like like I don't think anybody really appreciates us.
05:11:02
Speaker
I don't think they do. i think I think you're right, Jenna. They don't appreciate and the genius that we are. ah saw demolition barr I saw a demolition derby car catch on fire last night.
05:11:16
Speaker
yeah Did you touch yourself? didn No. Okay, then we don't care. We don't care. No way. Did you touch yourself? Did the driver catch on fire?
05:11:32
Speaker
No, the driver almost did, but the firefighter came with the fire extinguisher just in time. driver real much the just caught fire if the If the driver caught on fire, I would have totally masturbated to that.
05:11:45
Speaker
That's how he would have put him out. He have jizzed right on him. Right there. just I got you, homie. Right there while you're on fire. I'm almost done. but I'm almost done. Okay, we got to be careful because Scotto's this close to setting himself on fire just for that. Scotto, don't do it. Don't do it. Don't do it. Scotto, you don't have to set yourself on fire for that. All you have to is cast nicely.
05:12:11
Speaker
I'm already priming. I might show up at your house in the middle of the night drunk. I might show up drunk as fuck. That's too good to be real.
05:12:24
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I'm already flaming. Fuck off. andy i got time for this amateur shit, okay? I'm not waiting to be set on fire. I'm already flaming. Wow, a little late, Blaze.
05:12:36
Speaker
ah wow a little lay blaze Baby, I love you. I don't know how you put up with me. Blaze is in his own fucking world right now, and I just wish I could have a like a snapshot into his thought process.
05:12:50
Speaker
i but i you I don't know. and and i apologize. I am who I am. She loves me for it and that's all that matters. so
05:13:03
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It's true. and I love it when people say that because I've never heard somebody say, I am who I'm not. You know who could use that line? You know who could use that line?
05:13:21
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Actually, in all honesty, boys, Mimou Sheffard could use that line. I am who I'm not. Yeah, he could. You're right.
05:13:33
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like I think I know you, but I might be Wong. Oh, God. That's racist.
05:13:41
Speaker
It's not racist if you're hungry enough for... one who came up with that sentence get almost got punched in the mouth so many fucking times it's not even funny. Is that how lost me, Johnny? Did you say it out loud too many times? No, not I'm glad you said it.
05:13:57
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I'll have to see what I'm talking about. We just want to punch him in the mouth for Johnny has no teeth. Who? Oh, Johnny, I bet you give amazing blowjobs. Gumjobs.
05:14:07
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Did you see the light in his eyes just flicker on like you plugged in your Christmas lights for the first time in December? bro I am planning to tax in my mouth, so we have fun. I adore you too, mama.
05:14:19
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you Like, am I making money? Yeah, Johnny. I am to tax in my mouth, so have fun with that B-J. Lazy, how do we get Johnny Bongs, the cameo guest star on the Lazy Blue? What the fuck did just hear?
05:14:31
Speaker
I mean, I think it needs to happen. You got a tack in your – someone's – what? It's going to be tack in my mouth, so have fun with that B-drick. Oh, that's what I thought I heard.
05:14:43
Speaker
I got all my teeth ripped out. I put tack back in. What? You got tacked in the mouth? Tacks? Calm down, Jaws. Like Like little tiny bead-sized ones you just pop them in the gums. Wasn't it the bad guy from 007 James Bond? Yes!
05:15:02
Speaker
yeah Yeah, what's his name? Jaws, right? Was it Jaws or Lockjaw or fucking Iron Jaw? I'm a lot. I'm lot all the time.
05:15:13
Speaker
Either way, I don't like it. That scares me. And if it's not tacks, it's Bone Shard. Something's going to poke you in the dick.
05:15:22
Speaker
I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I really want to play that gamble. I was going to bug you. Well, if you didn't have an innie, you have one now.
05:15:36
Speaker
I'm always an extra scotto. It's going to look like a scratcher when you're pissed. I tell you guys. I tell you guys the time. It's inning. My belly button and my penis match each other right now. Oh, my God. Got it. Oh, my God.
05:15:52
Speaker
and un belly button and my penis match each other ah my god because they're both up got it oh my god so It's like, it's like a, right now it currently looks like a turtle.
05:16:08
Speaker
You almost killed me, Johnny Bongs. I laughed so hard at that. Either way, something's going to be dicks. Yas! clean! Yas! You're You're welcome. You're You're welcome. You're welcome. You're welcome. You're welcome. You're welcome. You're welcome. You're welcome. You're welcome. You're welcome. welcome.
05:16:22
Speaker
What, Johnny? I said, know who else is going to laugh? The first person to try that on me, too. ah don't think they're going to laugh. I mean, they're going to cry. for you right Robert, just jerk off right before you fall asleep.
05:16:36
Speaker
it is your yes ma'am It is your penis. Feel free to do whatever you want with it. You say yes, ma'am? You already said that, dude. Why you have to get it? You're going to get metal shavings in here. I'm reading the comments as they come up.
05:16:51
Speaker
You're going to get metal shavings in here. You the baby. Don't you tell me. I'm not telling you. Go ahead and say it.
05:17:03
Speaker
Christa is your right mind-blowing. Right, Cool Cat? I'm just agreeing with her. What? What's going He's tonight.
05:17:19
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you may not do so i mean what know eu i said what did you say
05:17:30
Speaker
I'm like, just going to let him catch up real quick. but Who catch up? ah sh I didn't hear what Angel said. and im trying Exactly. Exactly.
05:17:47
Speaker
Britney is fired up right now. This is why we don't allow women up on this fucking network because y'all act a certain type of way. I swear for God. I swear for God. You swear for God? This is what we call the what for. I've not heard that. I swear to God, but I've never heard swear for divine to swear by himself.
05:18:07
Speaker
Words are hurt for him. this this is what we call the for i weird and i'm only your big swear to god i've never heard swear for god like swear yeah he's too divine is swear by himself but last winters are hurt for him words for you never heard I swear for God. yeah I've never heard that in my life. Wait, Jed, what did that comment say? Huh?
05:18:34
Speaker
ahh That one comment said something about penis. Oh. America's penis. America's penis. Oh, my God.
05:18:47
Speaker
Who do you call a lady girl the first and foremost? You better shut the fuck up. It's the declaration of end of penis. yeah I think got a hoodie on. Let's go.
05:19:03
Speaker
right, Blake, what do you Come on, Blake. You got a hoodie on. You got a Let's go.
05:19:14
Speaker
You're kind of dressing like me tonight. That's nice. I'm getting both of you bitches in September. I can't wait until we do our new show. I can't wait until we do our new show.
05:19:26
Speaker
Two short two slurs and a squash. No, no, no, no. I hope Brandy is able to go because she's going to have my mother back after she's not. No, she's not. No, she's not.
05:19:40
Speaker
No, she's not. Oh, I bet she does. Because the moment the moment she forgets how to spell say her own name and her legs don't work no more, she's going to forget who the fuck you are.
05:19:51
Speaker
That much? That fucking much? you know That's so weird. yeah but yeah oh ma We're bringing back the chloroform jokes. Do it. Shut them up. Dokes are fun. I can't see this.
05:20:02
Speaker
and who do it shut them up gros are fun you see this this fucking face so he can shut the fuck up night Try to smother him, please.
05:20:15
Speaker
With your love. Honestly, though, if I was going to be smothered, that's the way I want to go. If I go out that way and she sits on my face and I die, I'm a hero.
05:20:28
Speaker
I'm a legend. That's the dream. They're going to build statues for me. Let's see the last stream. This is a fucking dick, dude. This is a fucking dick.
05:20:41
Speaker
Uh-oh. Brittany's putting back on the jersey. That means she's ready to do battle again. right that shit on. Let's go, Brittany. Shit. Fuck that. Uh-oh. Here we go. Fuck you, bitch. Oh, shit. And Haas put on his fucking stocking hat. Everybody's getting ready for battle, okay? I'm going to put a piss on the model. I'm going to park how are you, Brittany? September 19th.
05:21:09
Speaker
Oh, Kelly. Oh, Kelly. have to knock your ass off. um Yeah. Aggressive hand gestures. What's going on? Gangsta, gangsta. Oh, It's so bad when you do it, Glitch.
05:21:22
Speaker
Stop. everybody won this okay is' it's so bad when you do it like stop You're ruining it. got dude Jackson. You know what? Stop it. Lamar Jackson is a fucking beast. Fuck you.
05:21:39
Speaker
It's going to happen. It's going to happen. Jackson Tucker's a rapist. I know, and I loved him for so long.
05:21:49
Speaker
And I just found out a couple of days ago. Everybody calm down. I want to know what's going on in Blaze's head right now. You want that? you want you know I'm just clicking on the comments as I see him pop up. I'm really nothing's going through my head right now.
05:22:04
Speaker
Yeah. know yeah Shame about Justin Tucker. I'm with you on that one. and i can all yeah again brit except i might kill must i can't I can't shit on Lamar Jackson as much as I want to. He's yeah he was my starting quarterback. Yeah, he'd press charges if he did. Did ah did yall see did y'all see that kicker from Jacksonville kicked a 70-yard field goal today? Yeah, a little.
05:22:27
Speaker
Last week. No, last week. This kid's a rookie. and and And in college, he was kicking 60-plus field goals. And we did our fantasy draft, and nobody picked him.
05:22:41
Speaker
and Until this guy. Do you regret that? No.
05:22:50
Speaker
Wait, you said you did get him at the end? Maybe. ah maybe I drafted a kicker who's...
Football Teams and Fan Loyalties
05:22:56
Speaker
He likes boys, but he doesn't like boys that way. right the jack here's name is The kicker that I drafted, his his last name is Bates, and then I thought about masturbating, and I was like,
05:23:08
Speaker
Cool. he's gonna be my camera And then you got distracted. I get it. happens to the best of us. And then I leave the room because i mechanically apparently it's not appropriate in a room full game.
05:23:23
Speaker
The Steelers have an easy schedule this year. We're going to sweep. The Steelers are an easy schedule. You have Aaron Rodgers who has blissed out of his mind on opioids.
05:23:37
Speaker
You have TJ Watt who wishes he was his brother, who is it completely overrated and garbage because the greatest defensive end in the NFL right now is Miles Garrett and will always be Miles Garrett. And TJ Watt is a bitch.
05:23:56
Speaker
And you have fucking Omar F's cousin as your fucking head coach. The Steelers are trash. And all I did in this entire offseason was shoot themselves in the They have how many rings?
05:24:09
Speaker
I talk mad shit on the Steelers, but they do have a lot of rings. Oh, but you know what? That don't matter anymore because that don't matter anymore because the NFL fake his fixed history. And at the end of the day, yes, the Steelers have six rings.
05:24:23
Speaker
But you know who has more championships than the Pittsburgh Steelers? It's seven, isn't it?
05:24:30
Speaker
Nobody gives a fuck about your fucking team. right yeah because you Don't bring up Steelers championships like it's a thing. The Browns brown used to be the Ravens.
05:24:45
Speaker
The third championship team in the NFL is the Cleveland Browns. I didn't mean to open up all this shit.
05:24:57
Speaker
I just wanted to make a comment. Fuck Art Modell. Fuck Art Modell. The Cleveland Browns used to be the Ravens. And the guys are taking over again. And the Indianapolis Colts used to be the Baltimore Colts. I don't know what we're talking about. Texas used to be the Houston Oilers. Y'all say his size right now. and I say his size now.
05:25:19
Speaker
What? Simmer down. Shut up. What's happening right now? The men are talking. The men are talking. The men are talking? All right, big boy, let's go. Let's fucking go.
05:25:31
Speaker
I'm trying to be nice this night. Bye. What the heck just happened? I love you. love you so much. What the hell is that? Oh, shit. Mama took over. Fucking mama took over. She's lit. My hands are up in the air.
05:25:49
Speaker
Brittany, do not how this works? somebody send me an email?
05:26:03
Speaker
brendy twenty i'm losing all of my power tonight no and hope you enjoy i hope you enjoyed beinging for a link again my you been here more than we have so give yeah hey brittany What's up?
05:26:18
Speaker
My case manager is a Ravens fan, and every time he comes over, he always talks shit on the Steelers right to my face. Yes, baby girl. Ravens are rivals. I don't know why did the scissor thing. actually Actually, in all seriousness, as far as the football thing goes, Brittany, I know you're a Baltimore Ravens fan because you're a girl and you're from Baltimore and you don't know any better, and that's just what you have to do. And Haas, I know you're a Steelers fan because clearly you're mentally retarded and you don't know any better.
05:26:47
Speaker
But we can have fun and we can all bullshit and joke about each other's people. brownlick The Browns go down. I just... He's who's going down to Brown Town?
05:27:03
Speaker
Yeah. love it. I love it. Yes. but i love it i love it few yes
05:27:11
Speaker
Oh, does it click? Oh, well, hey, the she genius let's go. Now, I'm not a Ravens fan by default. And because of Mar Jackson, obviously. I feel like you called me out there.
05:27:25
Speaker
But i i just love football in general. like me to I watched it with my grandpa and my grandma, and it just became like an assault. I just want everybody to win.
05:27:37
Speaker
I like the Steelers and the Eagles. Nobody fucking cares, dude. The Eagles. I love it. I love it. I also want to tell Johnny Bones want to tell johnny bals like shut the fuck up because this is an AFC North conversation. You're five minutes late, sir.
05:27:59
Speaker
this I was taking a piss and I heard you talking. How does it feel to lose the fucking... You were pissing team's Fuck the bill. Look at the... Josh Allen's going to beat your ass. I've never heard Johnny Bonds talk so much shit and I love it. Josh Allen's going to beat your ass. You can't beat the bill. You can't beat the fucking Travis Swift. Shut your ass up.
05:28:24
Speaker
You know what? Shut left guy they don't get a piece scar out norw wide Nobody asked you, nor wide. already did twice. Yeah. Don't fucking play with me.
05:28:38
Speaker
You want to get played with? I've been having these arguments since before you was born, Johnny Bongs.
05:28:45
Speaker
All right, you know what? I feel like you need to do this. He's bringing out my freaky topics now. That's a glorious mustache. yeah And you're a beautiful human being, Johnny Bongs. Thank you. still won't play with you.
05:28:59
Speaker
But you will eventually. You will, whether you say yes or no. You know, it's your place when the car from gets brought out, Johnny Bongs, okay? We can do this the easy way or the hard way.
05:29:12
Speaker
like Once I bring you into the bleachers, though, you're going to want to scramble out of there. And by then, it's already going to too late. Yeah, but you know what? Chloroform and duct tape goes a long way. It's and got to turn roll by, Tom. There's so many Netflix documentaries to prove that.
05:29:30
Speaker
About chloroform and tape? It's nots just thats not just Netflix. You can get on any streaming network and...
05:29:38
Speaker
no I want this information in my brain. No, I want to know more. No, Johnny Bungs, stop. Yeah. Jesus. You do jesus used to do this shit for fun.
05:29:53
Speaker
Yeah, that's what I'm talking about, Johnny Bungs. Oh, fuck. Johnny Bungs, you read in my book, didn't you? You dirty littlelu little son of a bitch. I didn't even know you knew how to read, let alone write.
05:30:04
Speaker
Who, me or him? You. You. I'm full of surprises. I mean, I know Johnny Bong knows how to read and write. going to masturbate today. What the but Chris technician?
05:30:21
Speaker
Wait, what? Oh my God. I just happened to look over at the chat. This is what I see. Oh, Blaze is pushing buttons against somebody, Blaze. You know yeah It's not too late. It's never too late to rub one out. guys are talking football, so I got distracted by a message somebody he sent me. said Oh, you were distracted three years before football even came into the equation. Football and it turned into what's going happen to the bleachers. ah personal audit would have That's like that every under-bleacher situation is like Las Vegas. What happens there stays there.
05:30:59
Speaker
You know? Three masturbations today. Like had some fun in high school in the bleachers. Dude, first game I went to during my fucking diploma classes, I ended up getting fucking stoned with bunch of people under the bleachers. So it turned into fun.
05:31:16
Speaker
Yeah, you and I were not doing the same thing under the bleachers. you do yeah Believe me, there was people over in the corner doing that. Luke was finding the amount of food gum and then taking it for himself.
05:31:27
Speaker
There was a group of people over in the corner doing that. but so That's what we'll call it, Jedi. That's what we'll call it. That's what we'll say. That's not even like euphemism. It was happening under the bleachers.
Narwhals and Construction Stories
05:31:40
Speaker
Did I join in? No.
05:31:42
Speaker
You're just outside the bleachers watching. I'm probably sitting there smoking a ball and just watching it all go down. I'll be invited to that club someday. sticking your dick Yeah. Y'all got the right fucking idea.
05:31:55
Speaker
Yeah. Oh, my God. You need to witness some 40 things. Brittany, get control of your panel. I can neither confirm or deny that statement, Chris Technician.
05:32:07
Speaker
I plead the third. Hey guys, stop talking about your dicks. Nobody's talking about our dicks. haven't spoken about mine all night.
05:32:19
Speaker
I can't help it. My dick was mentioned. Nobody's talking about dicks other than when you guys were talking shit about me taking a piss. My dick was mentioned, okay?
05:32:30
Speaker
Uh-oh. Uh-oh. If that makes you feel better to believe that. somebody else is going to talk about mine, then I have to respond. Johnny's like, I'm going to put it up here so it can defend itself. yeah You know what? Good thinking, Jedi. Hang out a second. No, Donnie Bungs.
05:32:46
Speaker
If you won't talk about my dick, I'll talk about my dick, is what Donnie Bungs Holy If I can make a dinner, I fucking lost a fucking ton of any windows.
05:33:01
Speaker
Yeah, Chris technician, we don't need to have a conversation about your dick.
05:33:08
Speaker
I've never seen it. It'll come back. ah right You know I have to walk off the property to do that. It's still early, huh? Yeah, fair enough.
05:33:20
Speaker
Wait, what? not a walking um what you I hopped over onto the onto to the gravel and I was like, off of the property, yeah.
05:33:30
Speaker
fuck. Narcs.
05:33:34
Speaker
hopeful narrks fucking narks Fucking 21 Jump Street motherfuckers. Fucking narwhals. Fucking 21 Jump Street.
05:33:46
Speaker
like okay you know what ah You know what the thing about narwhals is? For my entire life, i always thought they were fake and then somebody showed me that they were fake. Most people did. Until they saw them. I'm not going to lie. I was always believer.
05:34:02
Speaker
They're like retarded unicorns. Their porn is off center too. yes ah la who whoa Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold the fuck up. Yep. They're real. Yeah. but yeah real it's a real That's a real creature. on every Yeah.
05:34:26
Speaker
No. I mean, maybe. their horn is actually myify goes off to the side like they got a lazy eye or something oh but it's that you a fucking horn drill so they learned exactly modified cuts i maybe No, literally, it's classified as a modified tooth in their skull. I don't give a shit what it's classified. It's grown out of their fucking head. That's not tooth. it's a fucking stuffed animal.
05:34:48
Speaker
It's our bones. It's not real. And they made stuffed animals of them. They're real creatures. i'm I don't trust any of you. Please, are you serious? Are these real creatures? Yes. I feel so... I'm not listening, guys. Well, I'm offended. For a full fucking adult who's in 47 years and can't be on the normal, it's fucking real...
05:35:07
Speaker
I don't trust any of you. I only trust Blaze in this conversation. my yeah it curves like I'm not talking to you the rest of the stream, quick. We're done. Is it real? Yeah. yeah Wow. for a joke or something. Why are you still unsucceed?
05:35:27
Speaker
and all of within consensus that we're gonna bullshit you for a joker not i like kind will be real We need to come up with him, honestly. We all need to gather together to fuck with him.
05:35:45
Speaker
See? See? Brittany, I'm just waiting for you to fax over your application for the Lazy and Challenge. but see, Glick, the thing is, no it doesn't appreciate nobody conspired with me before this started, so I'm not going lie. You need to come to her? That's true.
05:36:01
Speaker
Of the river. Yeah, you wouldn't were you would never lie to me. That's why asked you. If it was like, if we got together beforehand, like, hey, let's fuck a Glick, I would. This was all off the cuff. That's why I asked you, because you would never lie to me. Well, no, I don't know.
05:36:18
Speaker
No, but Blaze would never lie to me, and I know Blaze would never lie to me, because we've had the conversations. You fucking assholes would all, one person would say it, and they would all agree with it just to fuck with me, and Blaze wouldn't do that. Sometimes.
05:36:30
Speaker
not Not you, Jedi. Not you, Jedi. just have to have a second opinion. It's a second opinion. A good thing I'm in construction because so I'll rebuild the bridge between us.
05:36:46
Speaker
It'll be stronger. You're good. good I'm in construction. It better be higher quality than the original bridge that you destroyed. It's in a factory owned by Raj and Aj.
05:36:58
Speaker
Calm down. You're not in construction. I've worked for Cox Construction my whole entire life. So shut up. What do you want? You have definitely worked for Cox your entire life. You're not wrong. Not too. well
05:37:17
Speaker
ah You're not hurting my feelings. I know I'm not. You won't get up there. I'm proud you. My dad has had his construction job. You've accepted who you are. he wasn't able to afford babysitters, so yeah, I learned construction.
05:37:34
Speaker
So and brought he was child labor, slave labor. Yeah. You were Chinese. You were like a Chinese baby making neck issues. If you make the laborer yourself, it's not against I was only Chinese because smoked so much weed. I couldn't keep my eyes open.
05:37:50
Speaker
That's racist.
05:37:54
Speaker
you're fucking You're the one that said the fucking... Oh my God. Don't turn this on me. You bitch. You're the one that fucking said... I said child labor.
05:38:05
Speaker
Slave labor. Like Chinese... Oh my fuck. Oh my fuck. I agree. oh my fuck oh my mother hey and days baby mother
College Football Debate and Stream Conclusion
05:38:20
Speaker
no What? know what that is. Jesus. Hello, GS.
05:38:26
Speaker
What up, GS? Good to see you. I'm Jeebus. Jeebus, what's up? That's true. That's mad.
05:38:38
Speaker
and jesusvis yes what's that's true pass that one
05:38:46
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Hey Jenna sir He was He noticed that you were looking at him Extra cute He's always looking at me extra cute You know where this leads Cheers Johnny Oh fucking pi mooning needs the forking yeah fucking smooth great <unk> little spoon everybody cheers true i'll get my story here soon i'm having some dinner little dipper ah to the Ravens nobody gives a fuck about the Ravens fuck how are you I give you props Brittany you got a good quarterback like three fuck three even fuck are you boy you already drank it like you can't even fucking say shit ah and so what the little fuck I want go say well say it with the chat might know we're listening at the at the end of the day at the end of the day Lamar Jackson
05:39:44
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multiple times are is in my life at whole care graveyard so what but about going every year for halloween scar is a huge fan of halloween his favorite holiday so what he does in his house in cleveland he has a and it's and all the tombstones are all the time and on the tombstones it'll have a number of them how many times he's attacked those quarterbacks right Hey. Hey. Just let him talk. Let him talk.
05:40:18
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Hey. What? Your mic's kind of fucked. Hey, Gleg. My buddy on the mic said, go Browns.
05:40:33
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Who's your buddy on the mic?
05:40:36
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He's from Ohio. Wait, are you talking about Mike? Yeah, I'm talking about Mike. What's his name? You hear this Mike is on the mic? Yeah, Mike is on the mic and he says, go Browns.
05:40:50
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Hell yeah, go Browns, Mike. That's a little bit of Mike on Mike action going on. Fuck Ike. We got Mike and Mike.
05:41:02
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Talk to that man and seeing his face, he's a little bit tilting. who one twenty fives Listen, Johnny, and is the one who likes the buffalo the fluffalo flills?
05:41:16
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but That's it. Mike's going to get it in the butt. The fluffalo thrills? yeah You know what? you know what if you If you could have got that out in one shot, would have given you a lot of credit for that, but you kind of stuttered and stammered. And and you're lucky Rick's not in here.
05:41:33
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Stuttered and stammered? Oh, my God. You're not wrong, from Britt. You are not wrong, Britt. Oh my Not only is he a Buffalo Bills fan, but he's also an Ohio State fan. ah One of the greatest fucking teams of all time. Nobody better than us. Even if you beat us. No, not you, Johnny.
05:41:55
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Not you, Johnny. Rick. yeah
05:42:01
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That's how I got here. It was Rick. I played Call of Duty with him and then I got introduced to these fuckers. Yeah, but you love us. We're pretty goddamn awesome. I love y'all. Everybody can be a shitbag, but Ohio has extra potential to be a shitbag.
05:42:16
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Oh, I've heard that before, yeah.
05:42:19
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I agree.
05:42:22
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Only in Ohio, my ass. Wait, you can fit Ohio in your ass? Sometimes. Johnny's a bit of whore. ah and Sometimes.
05:42:34
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I'm finding that out to me. God, y'all know me really well. Johnny, who's your favorite college football team? Lucy Goosey. who Okay, yeah and that maybe sometimes. Johnny, who's your favorite college football team? When you're stuffing things like this in there, what?
05:42:52
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Who's your favorite college football team? Uh... Johnny's like, what did they have college football? Yeah, what is that? we say You say Penn State?
05:43:04
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I did, yeah. Fuck yeah. I'd probably say Penn State as well. i know I'm not mad at Penn State. I mean, Michigan owns their asses, but I ain't mad at Penn State.
05:43:18
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Hey, Newsflash, Haas, I'm not an Ohio State fan, even though I live in central Ohio. My buddy i'm buddy Mike is an Ohio State fan. Mike's a bitch. I'm Michigan fan.
05:43:32
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Because all my sons are in the Josh. Mike said the victor Mike said who won a championship last year?
05:43:43
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you ah open but that Who won the championship the year before? Who won three straight Big Ten championships? Now you're going to have Mike get up here. Waffle.
05:43:55
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now you gotta have mike get up here go yeah waffle Michigan's the highest thing. How you get ass up in here if he wants to talk shit? a ah I'm a Buckeye fan.
05:44:06
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You're a 20-plus point favorite at home, and you lose to the worst Michigan team in the last 20 years at home. Did you do see that? The way he did that?
05:44:19
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We were friends, but now you can go to hell. Did you see the way he just went? Wow, or that, Oh, my God.
05:44:29
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My God. He's man raging. Or bar raging. That's when it's fun to sit back and let itself go to hell.
05:44:41
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It's football season. god that So fucking pissed off. It's like all they know. love football. I things as well. I just love talking shit. i don't take it seriously but i love i just take i i just love talking shit love I love everything.
05:45:02
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Isn't that like i like the primary yeah bread and butter of of of like sports fandom is just the talking talking shit it just talking shit? Just talking shit like shit. people some people like some people will literally say like from from September, and I don't know what the actual first game is. I'm just going to throw a number out there.
05:45:26
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from September 1st until February, whatever, my my mood will be decided by this team. And I used to be that guy. but The Cleveland Browns or Michigan, they will decide my mood when I was younger, when I was when i was much, much, much younger.
05:45:44
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And then I reached a point where i was like, I can't let a fucking sports team dictate my mood. I'm just going to enjoy the game and and have fun whether they win or lose. know what I mean? But I'm also going to enjoy talking to shit.
05:45:55
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with other fan bases you know and having fun. But there are a lot of people, unfortunately, who can't have fun and talk shit. I'm talking to you, Ohio State football fans. 95% of you guys are fans because you live in Ohio. Are you a drinker?
05:46:13
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No, i'm not anymore. Not anymore. I used to do it. That explains it.
05:46:20
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I don't know what that means, but I wasn't like Monster energy drinking guy. Monster energy teachers are the abusers of every fucking thing. if something don't go right, they're fucking there about it.
05:46:30
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Take it out. Everybody run. Oh, no, no. Here we are. No, no. You know. No. out there yeah no This was back when I was a teenager.
05:46:41
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and And in my very early, early 20s. When I would get so aggravated with sports that it would ruin my entire day. Like, I got out of that phase before even hit 30.
05:46:53
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Why are all these fucking men going disappoint you fucking dead? I love that i I am the greatest puppet master of all time.
05:47:05
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Let bring talk. Shut up. Let bring talk. puppet master? Who's who's who's what? i mean age angel Angel over here, like, oh, yeah, like, you've done all night, you're raging, and blah, blah, blah, and I'm a puppet master, just like I did the blazing Michael the last time we did trivia. yeah Let me talk. It is his network. point.
05:47:30
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He's rambling man. man. use it rable in And yeah, I already forgot what I was going to say anyway. so Sorry, I really... i i i i do I do want to point... I didn't know how how long we were planning on going tonight, but i do want to point out that we are... Almost six hours.
05:47:52
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Yes. and I was told I'm not in charge tonight, so it's not my problem. na um but Not my circus, not my monkeys. Ain't nobody ever playing monkeys, by the way.
05:48:07
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Hold on second. what is we ring Why phone ringing? Why is Blaze calling me? What is happening right now?
05:48:14
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He was talking about me, but it's all good. Brittany always has something important to say. She just forgets. and then she She's like, hi, listen here, bitches, you motherfuckers. I got to tell you. No, she tries, but fathers my say as soon as she starts talking, like, meh, meh, meh over her. I was already talking, and then she started talking. I was already talking. No, no, no. We're good. We love you. We love you. You're special.
05:48:37
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We love you. You're special. He's just going to get punched in the face when I see him on the day that he doesn't remember. i i wait see that its pretty You're going to get punched because of her.
05:48:49
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Just so you know. I'm going to show up. I'm going to show up. I'm not sure. I
05:49:01
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said Brittany, you're going to get punched because of her. I don't know.
05:49:10
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be angel just again i can see I can imagine people are listening and watching this right now. like Man, that guy really to get his ass kicked by all these women. I wish a bitch would try me I'll smack the hell out of I'm just kidding. I would never hit a woman. Let's go. I don't hit women.
05:49:29
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i'm actually Let's go. I'm going to shop on. Let's go. I love you. No, no, I would never hit a woman. I'm not that guy. I would never hit a woman. I just... I'm going to... I'm going to... I'm going to... I'm going to bring... I'm seriously going to go to Walmart and I'm going to go to the trash can and I'm going to spray paint Brittany on the side of it and I'm going to spell it wrong on purpose just to be disrespectful.
05:49:58
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I take it back. No, no. It's going to be a brand new, never used clean trash can just just for the just for the photo op. Why are you bringing the trash can?
05:50:11
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Because I'm going to put her in it. oh Okay, fair. Limbs flailing all over the place. it's gonna be funny It's going to be funny. The trash can is clean. don't think you're going to bring it.
05:50:24
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I'm going to buy a brand new one. She's small and nimble. Oh, my God. I know. I said it. It's a trash can. I know how do you like your trash clean. I know.
05:50:35
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When you pick your trash off the street before they get sex with you, you make them take a shower. No, I'm from Baltimore. No, you're from Baltimore, and you're used to having sex with homeless crackheads, and you make them take a shower, and that's okay. Yeah.
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Almost crackheads Homeless crackheads I was like what's an almost crackhead I'm gonna bring a brand new tree clean trash can Brittany calm down You'll be clean I promise Just make sure you wash your hands first okay The only trash that will be in that can is you but I'm teasing you're not trash You're just putting me back where I belong Yes cheese Better than a dumpster.
05:51:24
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Better than a dumpster. You don't want to be a dumpster, baby. A dumpster floor. A dumpster floor. oh I just went on a weird one. Never.
05:51:34
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I would never think you're a dumpster floor. I don't want fight. I don't want drama. There's no drama. We're joking. We're having fun. We're joking and we're having fun. going We're going to have a good time at the wedding.
05:51:50
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I hope so.
05:51:54
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I'm actually not even going to the wedding. night Don't tell Michael. i'm actually
05:52:03
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He's like, I have to wear a sports coat and they don't make them big enough for me. so yeah like them They don't make them a click size. or i yeah know i love how it's like Business fuckable or whatever the hell he called it um But that what that that wannabe comedian is gonna show up dressed as Chester Chester Cheeto Bert from Sesame I don't I don't think Mark was gonna wear that that day that's gonna Jesus Christ Marco's a lot Marco's a good dude, but he's a lot You guys told me about him Yes, did you Glick?
05:52:44
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Did I what? Yeah, dude. Yeah, I think yes. Yeah, I did. Oh. oh I put it in I remember shit.
05:52:58
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No, I put it in something. I put it in something. He's like, I put that thing somewhere. I remember I put it in, but I put it in somewhere. No, I put it in. I've used it in the story on Instagram a couple times.
05:53:16
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Oh, okay. ya yeah, i going check i haven't i haven't like put it on on the shows because it's buried in pictures. I got to find it But I have used it on Instagram and our stories a couple times. you want to Both of them.
05:53:38
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Both of them, actually. um Chris. What? No.
05:53:49
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I should probably stop drinking an energy drink at one in the morning. How's everybody doing?
05:53:58
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how's everybody now I already have in time.
05:54:06
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Did you show every ah six minutes? Who's in in the show tonight? It's not me. It's 11 p.m. here. I know. I know. i was about to hit the end stream right now. It's gotten really quiet. i wanted to say good night, everyone. Good night, boys.
05:54:23
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Thank you, everybody. You both bitches are following us?
05:54:28
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Thank you all for joining us. It's been a fun time. Like, share, subscribe. What? Give us... We're ending it?
05:54:41
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Now you're back. Now you're fucking back. You think we're just going because of you? I've always been here. I mean, if Glick wants to set up an after party and go forward again, y'all fucking have at it, but It's coming at 6 o'clock, or the 6 hour point. That's where I'm in the stream. That's what I was obligated to do tonight. I'm
05:55:06
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in. I'm going to go pass out. this is what everybody jack out give me Pass out with one out.
05:55:18
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yeah'm going to go gluo You had a roll. You had a pass on the next spot. So the last couple of times we've done after shows or after parties and everybody's like, Glick's passed out. No, I haven't. I just went fucking left you assholes and I went and what the fuck was that?
05:55:35
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No, dude, you were passed the fuck out. No, I wasn't. I was video chatting with Randy, let these assholes know what I was doing. No, wasn't. I was video chatting and talking to Brandy. Suspect. Yeah, I don't know.
05:55:52
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Suspect my ass. I was video chatting and talking to Brandy. Your ass is suspect. Just He knows about your who what
05:56:09
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like i was a past out dream i was a best out drunk on later i exhausted that night Yeah, yeah. I know. When I come up and I turn my camera off and I turn my mic off, I'm letting you guys hang out do your thing and Brandy in there and talk.
05:56:24
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Yeah, exactly. Thanks. Yeah, totally not.
05:56:32
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That is the grossest thing I've ever seen MK, but that's funny. What? Look at the You'll vomit, but giggle at the same time because it's that funny and
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is issue with in personul oh yeah bro because she knows she's not goingnna lie not gonna lie Yeah, yeah, yeah. Thanks, baby. Thank you. Hey, Scotto.
05:57:06
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Uh-oh. Yeah. Scotto, say goodnight, Scotto. Goodnight.
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