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Nonsensical Nonsesne: When Glicks away...
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ANother GLickless show and lets just say things got completely insane
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Professional Disrespect and Show Format Challenges
00:01:52
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Yes.
00:03:08
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ah hey hey, what is up? um I don't know what he's done with the other part of the intro. Whatever, I'm not here for that. I'm here get start the the show started.
00:03:19
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But before I drop that link, because it is Open Door Challenge, I see you down there, Benji, chomping at the bit. I want to address last night why why i abruptly ended the show.
00:03:33
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I'm not sure if my co-host tonight talked to Glick, but...
00:03:43
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I was, um, professionally disrespected from the behavior out of a couple of the, the, the network's hosts and, and their inability to understand that I'm trying to put down ah put together a produced show with Michael.
00:04:00
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And that means there's a format involved. And this is something I've talked about behind scenes over and over again. and it's just not being taken care and not being taken seriously.
00:04:11
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Um, Saturday night shenanigans, although great and fun and awesome, is bleeding over to where I don't want it. um I even had a discussion with Glick today, and he informed me that he was kind of doing it on purpose, not realizing it was aggravating, even though I had brought it up numerous times.
00:04:32
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He was trying to play a hill. i was like, dude, knock it off. Don't do that. And he tried to telling me He was going to do it. I told him it's not negotiable. I'm sorry, guys. i Last night, i ah my Friday trivia is when I host those, when I put those together, there's about six to eight hours of work put into all that.
00:04:57
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Scouring the internet for audio clips and pictures and jumbling, coming up with questions out of my head. All that's all that I make myself. All that I make myself. I put a lot of time into it.
00:05:09
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And when I'm disrespected on a professional level with the whining and the complaining about stuff, I was fed up with it. Totally, utterly fed up with it.
00:05:21
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um Right now, I haven't talked to Michael yet about it, but I personally am on the fence about ever doing trivia again. ah feel like I've been treated as a joke.
00:05:32
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Also, my personal life amongst some people. I don't want to get into that, and that's not going to be something i'm getting into at all ah not online.
Positive Start and Light-hearted Conversations
00:05:40
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But, um, so I'm, I'm feeling, I'm feeling out of sorts tonight.
00:05:43
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Um, I told Glick I would get this started. I'm going to, um I hope there's a bunch of people out there worry waiting to come up. Um, I'm sure Brittany will enjoy all the company as well.
00:05:54
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I also make money on Saturday nights. I do have memes. I have the previous week's memes. I don't have this week's memes, but I have previous week's memes. I'm going share. going to go over those, have a little bit of fun before I do scoot out here.
00:06:07
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Uh, when I do scoot out of here though, By all means, I will make sure I set an alarm so I can come back in shut this down. So with that being said, hold on, I got to check the... Yeah, see, like...
00:06:25
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I wasn't even done talking. ah ah What's up, Mandy?
00:06:31
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It wasn't even... You know, it wasn't even it wasn't even the mistake made by Brittany or Tony that that made me mad. It was... it was what What really set me off was a comment.
00:06:43
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There's this thing called there's this thing called um blaming blaming someone for being angry. And it's it's it's bullshit. here's i honest I'm not done.
00:06:58
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I just wanted to say. Okay. Anyway, I'm sorry to remove you, but i am really really i really wanted to get through a monologue to you without interruptions. I'm sorry.
00:07:08
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That right there is the disrespect that I keep falling into. It's really starting to get to me on an emotional level. um
00:07:21
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So there were there were instances last night prior to me blowing up that happened that I tried to blow off. blow off But because of previous conversations over the last nine months, nine months, this is the ninth month of going into that trivia.
00:07:40
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i felt like I was never being taken serious. So when I was being blamed for simply for being angry without anybody taking consideration, all the preceding instances of me shrugging off and taking with the fucking chin, i i was i was allowed to I was allowed to do that.
00:08:04
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For someone to blame me simply for being angry while ignoring all of that, is pretty effing cheap of them. I'm sorry, but I was distraught.
00:08:16
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I was hurt by all that. I've been kind of hurt a lot lately, but I don't want to, ah anyway. So with that being said, let's move on. I am done with my monologue. I'm not going through any of that anymore.
00:08:28
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That is settled. But I just wanted to let you guys know what happened last night because I wasn't proud of that because I was really, really fucking looking forward to last night. Oh, well, I was looking forward to a lot of things.
00:08:40
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All right. Well, Brittany, whenever you're ready to come up, bring bring yourself up. I am going to get this link dropped. That way, all these great people can pop up.
00:08:56
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Oh, that was the wrong button. There we go. There we go. going pin this in the comments. Why can't I pin this in the comments? Oh, yeah, because I got a switch.
00:09:16
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I also want to think, what just happened?
00:09:22
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So apparently the Facebook one didn't go through the first time. There it goes. What's up, Lazy? Brittany, I said you can come up if you want. I'm done with my monologue.
00:09:40
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You're muted. Roger, finally done. Cool.
00:09:47
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I was just trying to say one fucking thing. That's cool. Yeah, but do you know what a monologue is, Brittany? I know what a fucking monologue is. Okay, so if I say I want to give a monologue and you interrupt me, like, I don't understand why you come back. Well, I just want to say something. You still interrupted me.
00:10:10
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Like, you still did the thing. I asked if I could say something. That's all. And I said I wasn't. No, you just Anyway, don't want to. Anyway, Brittany, take it away.
00:10:24
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Yeah, let's start this out on a stronger note instead of a negative note.
00:10:31
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Anyway, let's go, guys. Anybody in here wants to chat, talk about some random shit? Damn. It's been a hell weekend or a week, I shall say.
00:10:47
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been little rainy. I don't know how y'all's weather is treating you out there. It's been muggy and gross. I'd like to have some people up in here.
00:11:03
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Where's the... yeah yeah yeah Jersey, get your ass up in here. Jedi, get your ass up in here. Modog, get your ass up in here. Let's go.
00:11:17
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It's been a bit of ah a muggy week, so... Yeah. Let's bring each other together. get some positive vibes going up in here.
00:11:28
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Didn't want to start it out negative. Sorry about that.
00:11:33
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Jenna, get your ass in here. Broke the fuck now.
00:11:37
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Anyways. Now, I've been trying to find a job. Been eating more. Been getting my health back together.
00:11:47
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Trying to not deal with negative energy.
00:11:52
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You know. Yeah. I hope everybody's having a good time. Okay, so when everybody goes to the grocery store, what is their list?
00:12:05
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What would you All right, get back in here, fucking...
00:12:12
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I can't, I obviously can't do this by myself, you motherfucker. Just get back in here.
00:12:20
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Oh, Jersey! Okay,
00:12:26
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I obviously can't do this by myself, but I was pushed on with something, so... i'm just gonna take a break, how about that?
00:12:41
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okay what's up a slo and so floor thanks you you for uh thank you for the save i didn't want you sitting up here all by yourself fucking begging and shit man i know man it's like it's a struggle the struggle is real so what's going on not much just looking for work and trying to get my health back together because i'm not doing too well word like can agree with Agree and relate to both of those, man. So good luck to you.
00:13:14
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Mandy. Fuck yes, dude. We got Mandy in the fucking building. Let's go. Hey, love. i was waiting on the crazy to calm down just a little bit.
00:13:26
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Well, we're not going to go there, so. What up, Joy-Z? Long time to talk. How you doing? Six minutes. hold out How you doing?
00:13:37
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What's up, Mandy? How you doing? I'm good. Cussing at my TV right now, but I'm good. So when I was like driving to and from,
00:13:48
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ah not or while I was driving, but you know what I mean. Seeing all the New Jersey plates fucking bugged the shit out of me and I'm like, fuck them jerseys. But I'm like, okay, Jersey's cool.
00:14:05
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ah So, me and Jersey send each other videos all the time, right? Like, me driving around town, letting her see where I live, her showing me hers, right? and And I live, like, just south of Cincinnati, Ohio, right? Not a huge city, but, you know, decent-sized city.
00:14:19
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And she sends me videos of, like, in the beautiful country, like, where she lives and shit, man. And she's kind of out in the boonies, but in a good way. And I told her, yeah, she's... she She sent me something yesterday and she said something about traffic and I was like, babe, you don't know what fucking traffic is, man. You'll be on a 15 minute video, but drive me all around town and you pass nine fucking cars, man. That ain't fucking traffic.
00:14:41
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I deal with that getting out of my parking lot at the apartment complex. The fuck? I've dealt with Baltimore and D.C. I know what the fuck's I'm that list right now. Yeah.
00:14:54
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Fuck around and find out. See, that's me taking my brother to work. like There might be a line of like three cars and I'm like, with these as because I'm not a patient driver at all. I'm a very, very calm person until I get behind the wheel. And then it's like, oh.
00:15:14
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And I'm bitching about three cars. That was her. She was like, traffic's so bad the today. I'm like, dude, you've passed like eight fucking cars. What are you talking about? oh che Cheers.
00:15:27
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Cheers to you ladies. Cheers to the chat. ah is yeah Oh, yeah. Cheers. I don't drink, but cheers. I don't either. This is Kool-Aid.
00:15:41
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ah I hated when we lived. My husband and I lived in Jackson for a year. Bless you, babe. The chat said bless you. Bless you. i ah Yeah, we lived in Jackson for a year and oh, I hated that shit.
00:16:00
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I do not like in the apartment complex I lived in having neighbors all around and like, ew, people. I know. I totally feel it. I don't really mind my apartment complex. It's quiet. There's like, there's no shit that goes on. I live in like, you know, pretty decent part of town. There's no crime.
00:16:20
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Well, lucky you. You got the lucky, like the good, like the good, neighbors. I live in the middle of nowhere. My neighbor across the street is my husband's cousin. My neighbor next door is his mom. The guy I'm dating is my uncle daddy.
00:16:39
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get Hey, that would have been my life had I stayed in Louisiana because I'm from a small town and everybody's related to everybody. Yeah.
00:16:51
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yeah ah myhood been my life Oh, trust me. I got the hell up out of there as quick as I could.
00:17:05
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Where are you at no now? then I am in. Well, the name of the town is Puckett. P-U-C-K-E-T-T. you live in Thailand?
00:17:19
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no illly fucks that echo coming from I have no idea. Do y'all hear that? I hear it too, but only when Brittany keys up. All right.
00:17:31
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I think it's gone. I'm sorry. Go ahead. So you live in fuck it, Thailand. Go ahead. No, Mississippi.
00:17:40
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Cool. Yeah. states I haven't spent a lot of time in. I'm in Mississippi now and originally from Louisiana. I make the joke all the time. I'm so Southern. I'm proud.
00:17:54
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Actually, I haven't. I've only driven through like that part of the South, like East Coast, South, like Florida, Georgia, North Carolina, South Carolina. You I've been there. I've lived in a couple of those states. but Jersey. You plowed through that one.
00:18:07
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Yes. Well, that's not South. Jersey is not South, man. It's Eastern. You said Eastern. I mean, just because I might live there soon. I mean, whatever. You know.
00:18:19
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You like that joke, though. You plowed through that one. Yeah, that was good.
00:18:26
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But you know what I found weird is I went and seen a friend of mine that I was in the Marine Corps with and hadn't seen him in like 20 years. So I drove to Texas back in 2018 to go like spend, you know, four or five days with him because he had colon cancer and was dying and shit.
00:18:42
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And. You know, but I didn't see a fucking difference, man. The shit all looked like Kentucky. And I was expecting the closer got to Texas, you know, because my idea Texas was like sagebrush fucking rolling across the fucking street and, you know, deserts and shit like that. And I guess Texas was so big when I got there. Yes.
00:19:02
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Yeah, it it was green. I swear to God. Like, where they live in Texas, they live like an hour north of Fort Worth. It's still, like, green. Texas is huge, okay? like He's like, no, to get like, desert and shit, you gotta go, like, six more fucking hours west. As long to get from east to west Texas as it does to get from east to west of the rest of the United States.
00:19:25
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If you just went in a straight line... across east and west united states and across east and west texas it would take you the same amount time okay i think you might be a little drunk there i get the point you're making but that's not ah that's not that's not literally fucking possible the math is not math i think it takes nine and a half half hours um said nine and a half hours to get across texas and you go right across the center of texas how fast are you fucking driving bitch ah You ain't wrong, bitch.
00:19:59
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Well, he's got a lead foot. He gets from Oklahoma to here in like seven and a half hours. So, yeah. he He's got a lead foot.
00:20:11
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I do, too. can't. Well, allegedly.
00:20:17
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Allegedly. I do, too. It depends. like When you know the area, you know where you can speak. You know where the cops park and hide. Yep. Yep.
00:20:29
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a Yeah. I was, i was driving the whole fucking way. Like when I, when I got to Texas and he was like, I, you know, he was talking about, you how was the drive and all that shit. And I was like, there was like six of us on the fucking highway together. And like, we got a little convoy going.
00:20:43
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yeah And dude, we were, we we were doing like a hundred and fucking 10, like six, six of us for like three and a half fucking hours. Right. Until, until we got to like Dallas where it started getting busier.
00:20:54
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and he was like oh my god don't do that shit man he was like the cops in texas don't fuck around they see somebody with out-of-state plates doing 110 i'll throw your ass in jail take your car i was like well you could have fucking told me that before i got in texas you bastard i i got told before i got in texas luckily because i got pulled over and i got born and thank god yeah i i'm not as edgering we did uh between 100 and 110 miles an hour for for a good three hours fucking straight like six ah and we'd all trade like somebody would get in the front you know we'd fucking wrote it it got to be to the point where like we thought we were working for each other and shit not that way bitch yeah of you
00:21:41
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mr so how was the wedding the wedding was good eh dude the fucking wedding was dope as shit I got the punch the shit out of Glick a few times it's awesome nice I love how he brought one in for me is Glick where is that motherfucker uh I don't you know he's not my responsibility you're not charging him today dude I don't even fucking get paid for this shit let me let's see
00:22:15
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I don't know. He's doing some new pussy. Single again.
00:22:23
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Well, it isn't it is a new week. but
00:22:29
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and Inside voice, Bruce. Inside voice.
00:22:34
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Got him. Got him. Hey, are
00:22:42
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you showing up or what? i'm part but but She's like calling him and shit. Fuck you at me.
00:22:53
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don't know. and outside michael Michael was just married. um Jedi's getting back to work. I mean, backstage.
00:23:07
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What up? Hey, Jedi. You little deep-bought-out bitch. Damn it, Moda. How dare you? Oh, come on. You loved it.
00:23:19
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yeah can look I spit on it first. Goddamn, man. you I mean, that's just common decency. That is just common decency. Don't brag about that.
00:23:30
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golly. By the way, i have a good friend. She has twins. And one of the twins is named after me. She named her Amanda. Nicknamed Mandy.
00:23:42
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She called me and she said, let me tell you what your little mini you did. i was Whatever it is, i didn't teach it to her. She's like, yes, you did. Apparently, there has been a boy at their preschool picking on her brother.
00:23:57
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and She stomped a mud hole in him yesterday. what Did you say preschool? Yes, preschool. Preschool. Oh, yeah. I love that.
00:24:13
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They breed them different Mississippi. Yes, they do And Jen was like, baby, what have I told you about hitting people? And she was like, but he was hitting my brother.
00:24:26
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he was Jen was like, baby, I know, but you can't beat up on other people like that. She goes, he messed with my brother. He's lucky I didn't kill him. And I'm like,
00:24:42
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Kind of a harsh reaction for a preschooler. And I'm like, okay, I might have my violent tendencies, but I've never had the urge to actually murder someone. So you can't put that on me.
00:24:54
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That's a good sibling, though. You've got to have their back. you know They're your family. You can't let some little shit. You've got to stomp a mother. Well, I feel that way. like I feel that way about my brother and I feel that way about my husband.
00:25:12
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I can pick on them as much as I want to all day long. But if I catch somebody else messing with them... Exactly. That's when you're going to see my not so funny side.
00:25:26
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Fart bucket.
00:25:29
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Calm down. What the
Halloween Costumes and Personal Stories
00:25:30
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hell is a fart bucket? They are fart buckets because they were rude. That's a new one. i didn't but and I'm stealing that, Brittany. I'm stealing that.
00:25:42
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right I think I'm going to steal that one too because that was pretty good. You're such a heart bucket man. Yeah. Or like a shit bucket if you want to go like. What fuck is going on with my collar What the fuck?
00:25:57
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That's a good one Lazy J. Your collar is being a real fart bucket. It's laptop version of Jersey. It's being a real fart bucket. It's being a real fart bucket.
00:26:07
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I knew Jedi was coming up, so I make sure I put my black hat on. so Yeah, he had to look better than me, that dick. There ain't no way I'm putting a hoodie on yet, man. It's still like fucking 85 degrees here today, man.
00:26:19
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I literally just heard my EC on like an hour ago. I was like, fuck it. My apartment's too hot. What does the black hat mean? It signifies the lower half of our body.
00:26:31
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ah
00:26:34
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back See, I knew you were black from the wallet down. From the wallet down. That's how a friend of mine describes being broke. He says he's black from the wallet down.
00:26:46
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I started to say, that's it, bitch.
00:26:51
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Oh, shit. This panel's awfully white. We need to defy this situation. Y'all are too much. Anyways. ah I can't believe anything I say surprises y'all anymore.
00:27:09
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No, that doesn't surprise me. It's just like, I love it so much. Like, I relate to it so much that I don't know how to perceive it because I'm not used to having these types of people around me. Whatever.
00:27:29
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I have friend of mine who will send me things just because she knows that I'll post them. She's like, I can't post this, but I'll send it to Mandy. She will.
00:27:40
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I do that shit on Instagram and Facebook. I'll send people private messages and shit. cause i can I can't really get flip political on my shit because that's where I get like photography clients and stuff. but Oh, I'll send some shit out in a fucking private message.
00:27:53
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no I send specific fart messages to my friend Lear. Of course you do. Wait, fart messages? Like you fart in your phone and then send it?
00:28:05
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You know that's exactly what she means. No, that's not what I meant. But like sometimes there are videos of people making fart videos. Those are fucking hilarious, man.
00:28:17
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yeah we should we should watch We should pull one up. We should watch one. I probably have like 10 those Those are fucking... The ones that impress me the most are the ones that able to actually catch their dogs farting. Mine is a little fart. Well, a big fart machine. But I never think they have my camera ready.
00:28:37
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i'm like i like the ones that do the guess my fart. guess my fart babe and they go and innate and then their farts like blur my boyfriend i'll be like guess my fart and he's like yeah stinky oh sorry well no i couldn't tell anyway i've been married for almost 30 years so i don't have a sense of smell when it comes to that anymore I'm sorry, Mandy. it's too I'm married to a mechanic. What's up, Untrackable?
00:29:10
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Get your ass up here, man. Hey, Untrackable. Get up here, man. We're talking about farts, man. Come on. Yeah, dude. Do you fluff the blanket to smell your fart?
00:29:25
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We see you whenever you get up here. You're out in your your garage, man. We know you're out there just farting like fucking crazy and shit when you're on the screen. that's That's how we know you farted. Every single person in a relationship has done that where you Dutch oven on, where you put the Cobra. That's called a Dutch oven. Thank you very much.
00:29:45
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This whole stream smells like Taco Bell and Regret.
00:29:50
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Taco Bell and Regret.
00:29:56
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oh Whatever, man. We all done it. i don't I don't fart. i mean yeah i I might let one squeak out when i'm reading scripture every now and then.
00:30:08
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this a little bit of the sacrament squeaks out. yeah yeah yeah yeah ah That's just me giving back to Jesus. We whisper in our underwear that sometimes comes out as a scream.
00:30:20
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Damn, I've never heard that. I'm learning all kinds of new shit. i'm already This is already my favorite stream. Did you just fart? No, I just whispered my underwear. Yeah, well, I think you threw up in them too, motherfucker.
00:30:35
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just go
00:30:41
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God damn it, Jersey. Stop with the TMI. Talk about me. total sparkle She calls me so much and I'm like, she's like, are you on the toilet? and I'm like, yes.
00:30:52
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no
00:30:57
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a As long I don't care if people talk to me while they're on the toilet, as long as I don't hear the splash or a big flush, I'm good. Yeah, you can't get pink eye through the phone. It's fine.
00:31:09
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brit Brittany ain't been able to breathe for three and a half minutes. know right We need a wellness check on Brittany. Yeah, don't get your eye too close to it You will get pink eyed, man.
00:31:23
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I feel like we need one of those um oxygen machines for Brittany. yeah like She you know hu fast she hasn't started snorting yet.
00:31:36
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Yeah, that's true. Although she did just wipe the fucking dribble off her lip. With the way her head was bent over, are you sure that's drool?
00:31:47
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Oh. She is pretty limber. I mean... um
00:31:55
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I can't do it and i'm not even going to try it. Whatever the fuck that is, she does. Yeah. you know That was a good tempo, Doc. My wrists don't bend that way. His arm locked up. It's like the arthritis kicked in as soon as he tried.
00:32:11
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but like you guys have me cry What up, Hang Let me move this microphone and and actually try it. Hang on.
00:32:23
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Well, now we can't see it. You moved it too far in front your camera. right do it Do it once, Brittany. Let me watch you do it. Oh, okay. ah Look at that. It's like waves on the beach.
00:32:36
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that wasn't That wasn't half bad for a white boy. no That was pretty decent. though I'll give you a try. Y'all had me just crying for real. Aw, it's okay.
00:32:48
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and It's okay. It's okay, boo. Shut the fuck up. Don't tell me that.
00:32:57
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i've been I've been calling Jersey Boo for the last two months. I told her today i was going to start calling her Punkin because she's that basic white bitch and everything is fucking Punkin Spice Latte shit.
00:33:07
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Cupcakes. Fucking drink. ah Coffee. Candles. Panty liners. Panty liners? What the fuck? You know, for when she whispers in her panties.
00:33:21
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yeah all the shit i think i engagement Oh, yeah. Cheerios. Cheerios. Oh, I wore this okay for the after-after party at Michael's wedding. The after-after party? Holy shit.
00:33:35
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What's it say? I'm just, what? Oh, here for the booze. Nice. I like that. Yeah, it's your fucking Halloween costume, too, isn't ah it? You just throw that on, grab a little pail, and go around and start knocking on doors.
00:33:49
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No, I'll shoot you my motherfucking mouth. Shit, I go hard and slow.
00:33:55
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It's on fucking Friday this year, too. you know Which kind of whore are you going to dress like? The nurse? The whore of which? The cop. The nun? The fucking cop.
00:34:06
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The horse nun has always been my favorite. The horse. That is a good one. I said whore-ish nun. thought you said the horse nun. You said a white fucking horse. the fuck?
00:34:17
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I was so confused. Either way, I'm down.
00:34:23
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I'm just kidding. But no, I don't- If I waste money on a costume, just go out normally. No, I have always been broke growing up. just kidding. So I usually went out as a dude.
00:34:34
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I'm pretty sure your scrubs don't fit my fat ass. gary yeah um du You can't go out as a dude. Nowadays, all the girls doing that and all the guys are just like, and it's not even Halloween, okay? Right, it's Tuesday.
00:34:46
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Yeah, exactly. So when I went out one time to, when I dressed up in my brother's like clothes, they were like, you're not even dressed up. I'm like, I'm a chick. They were like, oh, shit.
00:34:57
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They gave me like giant socks, fucking like candy bars. This was pretty shit, you know. Did you check him for pinholes? When MoDog goes out dressed like um him, he doesn't even shave the beard.
00:35:12
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He doesn't commit to the bit. Dude, I go hard on Halloween. You've seen some of my costumes, haven't you? It's not really costumes. I have not. I have not. My face makeup. I don't go boorish. I go scary as fuck. Hang on. ah Let me find one. i don't know if i got it on this computer or not. Pop it up.
00:35:28
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Pop it up. Hey, calm down, woman. but Oh, God. didn't realize how that sounded.
00:35:37
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i don't know i don't know if i have I don't know if I have them on my laptop. Let me check.
00:35:46
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No, I am. So, like, my friends down the street had, like, a house party, a home party. I did, like, black, like,
00:35:59
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You did a black Like was a pumpkin. Perfect. Like I was a pumpkin face, like with the sharp, scary shit and black around the eyes. And then I had my like cave and shit. And then just like spider web fucking shirt, whatever. It wasn't anything like specific, but dope. And my friends, they have their band and everything. So we were like playing pool while they're playing metal music while we're all dress disturb and nice anyways show us do you have a picture i'm looking i gotta i don't i don't know if they're on my laptop or not here i'll show you i'll show you i'll show you this one right where i did where i did blackface one year hang on a second oh boy and then i'm gonna pull up untrackable watch i'm full of love right now what up untrackable what up untrackable what up fart box
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god How you doing, dude? Yeah, I'm doing very well. i hope everybody else is enjoying their Saturday. It is a day. It's day. That's what I got to say about that.
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but
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I forget what day it is sometimes. I've been working so much. Oh, totally. You've been working a lot? Yeah. Yeah. Your beard looks majestic.
00:37:30
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Majestic. Nice. Wow. I know big words, guys. You guys act like it's dumb. Look at the big brain on Brittany.
00:37:43
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You can't control this shit. Fuck. that Dudes dig did big brains, you know what I mean? hey got share I shared one of me and me and blackface. It's in the background.
00:37:58
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That's where it belongs, in the background. but so
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You're saying to get the stereotypical basketball in there, too. i went oh at Yeah, I shot that at my granddaughter. My granddaughter's basketball
00:38:23
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That's pretty legit.
00:38:27
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This really helps with the farts. Oh, nice. got Makes them come out faster, huh? Yeah. Turbo boost them.
00:38:35
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You can hear my little blow off valve go.
00:38:40
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He lifts off the ground a little bit. Is that when you whisper in your underwear? Oh, we don't. He screams into his underwear.
00:38:52
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Sorry. It's like a bear, a bear growling in a cave. It just echoes. her armor her
00:39:02
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Release them sphincter, release them. ah and The neighbors windows are shattering. Well, OK.
00:39:13
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well yeah but copy
00:39:21
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but your favorite miller writtent you buddy the elf but yep What's your favorite color? color? I'm so fucking glad you understood that fucking reference. That made me so happy.
00:39:36
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That is literally my favorite part of the movie. Buddy the Elf. die when they answer I haven't seen that movie for years, but that is the one part of that movie that always stands out in my brain.
00:39:50
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It's a yearly thing between my sister and I, between that and the Polar Express. Never Polar Express.
00:40:01
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What the fuck?
00:40:05
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Sorry, Brittany. Damn. Okay, what else of the outfit is your favorite? Because I do. Okay, let's talk about the motherfucking-in.
00:40:17
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i like when he's drinking and no no mailman basement yeah un trackable i knew you were gonna fucking say that i fucking knew you were gonna say that dude it's too goddamn early to even talk about christmas movies okay it's not even october we're gonna focus on one month at a time oh in my house it's christmas like year round it's my wife's favorite house and i got a problem she always wins because i don't like any holidays and she gets a favorite. So it's Christmas all the time.
00:40:48
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Does she play, ah what is it, ah Hallmark movies all year? Like all during that time? That's gross. Yeah, i that I cannot do it.
00:41:01
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Yeah, no, that's her mom. When we go over to her mom's house, you know, from probably the end of October all the way through the season, we come over and it's already on the Hallmark channel. All Hallmark, yeah. We go over there on Sundays and she's already like knee deep into this movie.
00:41:17
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And you know, the family starts coming in and she's like, Oh, you can change it to football if you want. And I'm like, I dare not touch that remote control. Yeah. as She's standing in there with the dagger in her hand.
00:41:29
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Like, go ahead. ahead Yeah. Like a dare. Oh, you can do it. Go ahead around and find out.
00:41:41
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Yeah, I can't do the Hallmark Sports Education. I'm not that friendly of a girl. We've got some signature, like, fatality moves messing with my mother-in-law. Like, we go over there, and if she's had a few too many bourbons while she was making dinner, you know, almost anything can trigger her to piss her off.
00:42:03
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And I swear to God, she turned she boiled the soup right before she said it's ready. And then she stormed off into her bedroom. So we're like, well, we got to eat. So we go eat.
00:42:14
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And everybody's like, oh, my God, this shit's so hot. And we started calling it F.U. hot because she didn't eat because she bought put the shit out of the soup on purpose just to fuck with us.
00:42:28
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So if you ever eat something and it's way too hot, it's like somebody's fucking with you. And then you're always like... Alright, I think three of them back there, but I just grabbed them off my Instagram. They're not the best ones, but gives you an idea.
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ah Here's one.
00:42:52
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That's actually pretty sick. I like that. Yeah, that denim shirt's got a pair of latex wings fucking sewn into the back of it, so when I run and chase the kids, it flaps and shit like I'm getting ready to take off. So that's like an actual picture of you, whatever. Yeah, I just throw fucking paint on my face every year and whatever comes out comes out.
00:43:11
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I feel like good okay as an artist and don't take this the wrong way you know do with like some more lack. Well, you know, I mean, honestly, most Halloweens, I would, like, bust an ass to get home from work, like, and just long enough to, like, throw some fucking, like, paint on my face and get out and scare the kids, you know?
00:43:33
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No, I don't like plants. Holy, I think it looks legit. It scares the fuck out of me. Okay, no, yeah, yeah. and Never mind. That's, ew, I don't like it.
00:43:45
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That's the point. You're supposed to be scared. You can see the wings better in that one.
00:43:50
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Yeah, I don't i don't have i don't have like the good pictures of me on my laptop. There were some years me I like really went all out and like glued hair and shit to my face. and like really went crazy It's really not about the makeup. It's about the attitude of me chasing after these fuckers and screaming at the top of my lungs and shit. He's eating three children today. You can hear him fucking like two blocks away. He's doing it again. He's doing it again.
00:44:13
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That's sick right there. If you were to be saying after me, I would be like... You need to get maced. it Get maced.
00:44:27
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You got to admit, you did a good job with the makeup
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to get your your skin grayer than your hair, you know what I mean? I know, right? Well, that was actually back before my hair totally went gray, but you know.
00:44:39
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Yeah, I had the ah the like fucking local news station came out like two years in a row and did their broadcast from like sitting right in front our front yard and shit on Halloween night. I feel like that's because you got arrested. Dude, I almost got arrested once because I jumped off the roof of my fucking house.
00:44:54
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and no um like somebody i was and i was I was still in the Marine Corps the time, right? And somebody somebody called the fucking MPs. The MPs fucking rolled up to the house and shit. and they're like And when they pulled up, I was up on the fucking roof. So I couldn't deny it because they caught me like right in the fucking middle of it and shit.
00:45:11
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They were like, quit doing that shit, man. We're to throw your ass the clink, man. Allegedly. Allegedly. Is that illegal to be on your roots, though? No, but it's illegal to jump down and grab motherfuckers and wrestle them to the grass.
00:45:26
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Hey, but he beat the Chargers. Good thing I knew the MPs. Good
00:45:35
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story. yeah no i don't I don't do that slut smut shit for Halloween. I don't have a body for it. I don't know. but let us fed out I can't scare Jersey or I could kill her, so that kind of sucks. hey what i'll let her I'll let her explain it if she wants to. Jersey, we're waiting for the explanation.
00:46:00
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can't scare or kill Jersey. i mean can't You can't do like jump scares and shit on her. It could though could like make her heart stop for oh yeah without getting too deep into it. And I told her, i said, that sucks because I'm totally about doing that shit, man.
00:46:15
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We got a we got a new our new Halloween tradition because my daughter is the only grandchild is, you know, all the adults get together and pour a strong drink. And then we, we're not, none of us are dressed up. We're just walking around the neighborhood, drinking liquor, following around this little princess. Nice.
00:46:37
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I love that. That is the dream right there. That was the big thing in my old neighborhood. Everybody sit out in there fucking, uh, Like they're like sit out in the driveways and have like, you know, the bonfires and shit. Sit there and get fucking drunk while all the kids are coming up.
00:46:50
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Hell yeah. America. You're not scary enough. Go back and try it again, bitch. No. When I walked up to the neighbors and I'm sitting there drinking and that candy, I was like, that's what i want to be.
00:47:10
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A drunk. i thought you were going to say you go up and ask them if you could have a beer instead of a Snickers. Yeah, right? That's the move. No, they were smoking mad weed. That's what it was. Yeah, you get them high enough, they'll give you whatever you want.
00:47:24
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It's adulting. I swear, she showed me her license. Said she was 21. I was four. Sir, this child is clearly clearly eight years old. What the fuck are you doing? Sir, you're dyslexic. That's 12. Ha ha ha.
00:47:43
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I've been there before. Whoa. Calm down, bro. I feel another church story. 32 now. It's years ago. Another church camp story coming Then you're like, hey, who called for strippers?
00:47:58
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Right? I did, bitches. can
00:48:04
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I fucking did. I mean, when you walk up wearing the shirt that says I'm here for the booze, you know. I did that on purpose. Just saying. I bought it at a fucking yard sale for a dollar. That's cute, man.
00:48:25
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That's a steal. And I wore it to wedding Michael's after after party. Okay, tell us about tell us about the after party before the right after party. Yeah, you beat me to it.
00:48:38
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mr When did the gangbang happen? The first or the second after party? Who came first? see bre The chicken. No.
00:48:49
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Like, finally, it was like night when they were like, I'm not paper or something. They were a fish. Wait, what? The fuck is that?
00:49:01
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it but What the fuck happened at the after party, man? Jesus Christ, Brittany. I was like, waiting the whole time because of bullshit happening.
00:49:13
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I didn't do. If you lick your palms when you do that, it'll make fart noises. Just saying. That is a fucking fact.
00:49:22
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See?
00:49:27
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Really, she just farted. Yeah, she's got her own little fart bucket. She's collecting them. stop speaking And it was an interesting party. We were waiting for them.
00:49:40
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And I knew I was leaving the next day, so I was waiting for Michael and Sue to show up. And he finally showed up. Little fart bucket.
00:49:52
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Did he look like he still wanted to get married? Or did he look like he was regretting it while he was saying stuff? He was super happy. Everything was awesome. Beautiful. That's awesome. yeah he wasn't He wasn't looking at you guys like, ain't none of you motherfuckers my friend. Will somebody fucking save me, please?
00:50:08
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wow well You're not even my friends. Well, what what had happened was nothing against Sue, but I feel like he did have ah like some reservations of inner, like,
00:50:24
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He married a guest there. God damn it, Brittany. This is the internet. Nothing goes away. Don't say that shit. I feel like he had some reservations with having us there. having where stuff I thought you meant reservations about getting married. but you That's what I thought you meant. Okay, that makes a lot of sense, though. yeah it does He's a smart man for having those reservations. Thanks for the clarification.
00:50:46
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and way we could we could we could totally understand the second part. Yeah, yeah. 100%. Well, if you shut the fuck up and let me talk. picture you saying that during his ceremony, like, could you just fucking shut and let me talk? We're trying to get married. It's my turn to talk.
00:51:07
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Fuck your goddamn vows.
00:51:11
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You don't even mean them anyway. they did it I'm not getting into it. Go ahead, Ruth. We won't interrupt you. Go ahead. it was a beautiful time. He had an interesting time because he stepped on a nail, whatever.
00:51:27
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it was beautiful. Did he get a tetanus shot? That was planted by Sue. That was one of the things that he said at the reception. He was like, okay, if anybody needs to fucking know, I didn't get a tetanus shot.
00:51:42
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I haven't been to the hospital. was like, stop fucking asking me. yeah something like that he said. and amazing It was so funny. Glad they had a good wedding because it's going to be short-lived. He's going to die. no No, he felt better the next day, which is good.
00:51:59
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I thought he was going to hurt worse. Did they have good food? Oh, fuck. It was bomb, dude. What'd they have? It was fucking bomb.
00:52:11
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Hot dogs and french fries. and No, no, no, no. They had some roast Potatoes. There's something going on out here. I'm sorry.
00:52:22
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That's where Glick's at, isn't it? He's still there fucking eating the food. yeah No, he's the one that showed up late and left early, motherfucker. Pussy.
00:52:33
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Pussy move. Hey, no. Ball sack move. If it was pussy, it'd be tougher. Ball sack is weak. Wow, that's true. Pussy can take a pounding.
00:52:44
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Ball sack is weak as fuck. You know what? That's totally fucking accurate. yeah
00:52:53
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Fight me again, you three little bitches. So what happened? Go ahead. Nine balls. I got the punch. like and Nine. like nine and had and You got a friend missing and one or got an extra one? What the fuck? yeah Somebody showed up fucking solo. I got three balls like Brittany's got three nipples and shit.
00:53:18
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It's just a little one. As emerged, ladies and gentlemen, the minute you were all waiting for. sorry. I'll shut If Brittany ever did cocaine, it would go right out the back of her head. She snorts so hard. Damn.
00:53:41
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Oh, we killed Brittany again. She's dead. She dead. I'm the only you one hosting this right now. You can't do this to So tell us about the after party. We'll shut up and let you talk.
00:53:55
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It was dope. I feel like talked about this already. he snorted the do no okay so so damn haven' written he sat up when the people that just as dumb us ah feel like i talked about this already You didn't.
00:54:20
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That's me. It's all news. such It's one of the other voices in your head. i think Yeah, probably. So Melissa and Dan. So Dan, he is like an older brother of Michael.
00:54:35
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Like literally you can, like if you heard him talking, you would think it's Michael. And then you look over and he's doing the thing that Michael does. You know what I mean?
00:54:47
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You know what I mean? He's just like, wait, as as they do a couple more times. you a screen clip but
00:54:57
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He does. he looks and sounds. um Michael does get those intense eyes, though. He just fucking he does. that Whoa. That comedian shit.
00:55:08
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So it was fucking with me. So he definitely sat us with the right people because it was fucking with me. A little whole wedding. Because was like, dude. Dude.
00:55:21
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And we just kept, like, doing comedian shit. At first, him and his wife were, like, seeing me and Blake next to each other fucking around with each other and Blaze.
00:55:36
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They weren't drunk enough yet, so they were, like, proper. seemed like they were, like, not ready for it. But the moment they started drinking and everything, they're like, okay, now we know. We get it.
00:55:52
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We get it now. They're all sitting there doing this shit. um Which we did. We fucking did. Did you? you take video?
00:56:03
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Did you take video? I had to use my arms at the moment. Brittany, you can't do that without taking video. I'm using my arms, man. There we go.
00:56:15
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But no, they did it. You should have seen Glick do it. He's like... I'm just picturing Glick like... <unk> idea Why didn't that surprise me?
00:56:27
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Okay, we got Mandy back up on this beach. Yeah, sorry about that, guys. Mandy the eye candy. Let's go. You whispered too hard in your panties, didn't you?
00:56:39
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No, i I have asthma and I didn't think y'all wanted to hear me hacking up along. Oh, I would have loved to fucking hear that, to be honest with you. Oh, yeah. That's like ass. I feel weird to say that.
00:56:52
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No, ah don't worry. I'm not going to king shame anybody for that. not going to king shame anybody. Sounded a little weird hearing in it, too, Britt. We're here for it. I fucking love it. I'm not going to king shame it.
00:57:10
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Bless your heart. Bless your heart.
00:57:14
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Well, you know, anybody that says choke me, daddy, really has never not been able to breathe before. Where's the Michael eyes when you need them? No, Kenny.
00:57:27
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And hi, Mr. Luluywood. Come Come on. come on and um doning Is Is that your husband, Maggie? ah is that your is that your husband is that your husband made In the background, yes. Hold on. I'm i'm just waiting for him to go. Come on. Come on.
00:57:41
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Come on. You want daddy choke you? Hey, daddy. They said, hey, daddy. Ready for that choking yet, babe? Yeah. and know Yeah. What can I say? Right now, i'm a little hurt because he's more excited to have the dog in his lap than he ever is when I get in it.
00:58:03
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ah but Well, the dog doesn't shit on his lap. Yeah. yeah No, he sheds everywhere. eight it Well, if you're shedding on his lap, we need to introduce you to this thing called erasers. You all are taking it from my own fucking network. I'm trying to believe you've been up to.
00:58:29
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oh not much. That's what you're not working on any of like fights or anything. Any. the Oh, cool. Cool story, man.
00:58:43
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Cool story, bro. not that Jordan Sweetens to the point. Yeah. Usually you have a lot more to say, so that's why I was like... They're all being retarded in the background. Save Brittany.
00:59:03
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I was working on a joke. ah was working on a joke Like yeah you ever think about those ah the young boys in Afghanistan that run up to the U.S. military vehicles talking about a DVD, five dollar DVD, five dollar three for ten, three for ten. Good copy. Good copy. And you start thinking this is Afghanistan, bro. You don't have a DVD player. How do you know it's a good copy?
00:59:28
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Well, this is Afghanistan. The only good copy was yesterday's airstrike.
00:59:36
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Maybe it's some really good mommy porn and they got to witness it being Hang on, man. Hang on. Did you just say mommy porn? Yeah. Yeah. yeah Mommy porn. What?
00:59:50
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Is that thing? Is mommy porn um or thing Okay, so what is mommy porn? Can you explain that? I'm curious. Okay, come on. You've never seen a like hot woman with kids.
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yeah Wait, what?
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Not literally with kids. I meant like she has children, but she's hot and you do her. That's mommy porn. Oh, I thought mommy. Okay.
01:00:19
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That's not at all. I thought you were going to say it was. yeah I thought it was going to be like, yeah, i think we did yeah yeah yeah think we did. Yeah. Yeah.
01:00:30
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Your mind goes down a path. my mind My mind's a scary place to be. I'll be the first to admit it. same that's why i read so much scripture try to save myself oh i i understand that when you know after my last two therapists needed therapists i have to just leave that alone
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now this but this I told you i would bring ah few pieces, Brittany. This is it is what I do. before this is one Can I bring you up full screen? Is that was it had a clit ring?
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is that No, it's a dragonfly earrings. That's beautiful. I love that. the dragon Yeah, and these are a couple of these I made this week.
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Oh, nice. Is that a a ring? Rings? yeah okay Yeah. Those are nice. Thank you. You do good work, man. Thank you. And then there's another one of the... I have this thing about dragonflies.
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I even call it myself dragonfly designs. Yeah. Hold on. I'm going to bring it up again. Bring it up. Oh, okay. I promised you I'd bring some pieces to show you. So, that's me. i Love it, dude. Hell yeah. Hell yeah.
01:01:50
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See, have any cool hobbies like that. I just watch mommy porn.
01:01:57
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You know, it's not the mommy porn you watch that bothers me. It's watching you drink the bottle while you do it. Brave British.
01:02:10
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briing Breathe, Brittany. and Sometimes she happens. Because I know you just got like the mental image of the baby bottle. You know those little candy baby bottles?
01:02:24
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Nine out of ten is grand. And you know she don't have her teeth in, so that's extra special right there. Yeah.
01:02:34
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A gummy bear with a baby bottle. There you go. know. They're beautiful. I love the earring. The first one that you showed me especially.
01:02:45
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Gorgeous. Thank you. Thank you. yeah you have like a like a website or something? What do I call it? I am working on going in the getting the Etsy site up now.
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But mostly I'm local. Yeah. You have to have a like bunch of stuff to be able to sell on it. Yeah. I feel like I'm trying to.
01:03:15
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Potential for sure, dude. Oh, yeah. I love that. feel like beautiful. Thank you for sharing it. You're welcome.
01:03:27
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Everybody else is fucked off. yeah I didn't mean to run everybody else. they Fuck back on. I'm off because I'm smoking cigarette. You know what? I'm just going to say this right here.
01:03:40
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Like, share, subscribe. Do it. If you're interested in our stupid ass bullshit, let's go. Really pushing the upsell here.
01:03:50
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Honestly, I can do... we' be ready really pushing the upsae here i can do I'm doing better than... Never mind. Anything you can do, I can do better. I'm doing than what was last night.
01:04:08
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Anyways. I did not see last night I was streaming, but I'm go to have to go back and check it out. See, I'm going to have to go back and see what I missed because was fine when I was in here. out this weirdo. Check out this fucking weirdo. I'm not talking shit. I'm not talking shit. Let's just...
01:04:27
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a at that fucking weirdo.
01:04:33
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Oh, shit. Oh, yay. I haven't eaten all day, man. Take that shit down.
01:04:43
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hunger We got the man, the myth, the legend, Rock himself. Hashtag Glick who? How you guys doing? Hey, We didn't land on Brittany Rock. Brittany Rock landed on us.
01:05:04
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This is the co-host of a century right here. What's going on, Brittany? What up, dude? How you guys doing? I'm okay. rob You're next to Brittany. Now is she passes out again. You're going to have to do the mouth to mouth o but do it reverse. getting hot oh
01:05:26
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That's a long way for me to mouth to mouth. britney but but i'm not left there I heard about mommy porn. He's like, I had to get up immediately. He's like, I gotta get up there right fucking now. Right fucking now.
01:05:41
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You know what I mean, Sarge? You don't miss out on opportunities like that. And look, just because I'm the oldest female here does not mean I am volunteering for mommy porn. So let's get that over with now.
01:05:55
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Nobody fucking asked Mandy. Wait a minute, you're trying to tell me I hopped up here for no reason? her husband' sitting there Her husband's sitting in his easy chair looking at her and just rolling his eyes.
01:06:09
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I don't think there's anything i could say anymore that would surprise that man. We've been together for, well, 31 years and married almost 30. As long as I've been alive.
01:06:23
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ah it's that daniel i've Shut the fuck up.
01:06:29
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That's for you, Brittany. but I got fucking genes as old as Brittany.
01:06:38
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It is not my fault that you were still a toddler, Brittany. Brittany. But feel old. feel oh Oh, do you? Do you?
01:06:49
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I gave
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up the Patsy last week. She feels She feels like 25.
01:07:00
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I feel like dying. How about that? Whoa. No, my body is not.
01:07:12
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I know you're laughing because whatever. Whatever. Like, share, subscribe. We're all done. It's okay, Brittany. We still love you. Damn, everybody's TMSing today.
01:07:25
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yeah i wish I was. That's part of my fucking problem. well i don't know if I just spoke and burped at the same time. That was impressive.
01:07:36
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you ever do that when you're younger, though? Like you tried to speak words while you're burping because it makes it extra cool? Younger? Fuck, I was doing an interview yesterday. What are you talking about? I can do it on demand. Just showing off your range. That's the beauty of getting older because we don't give a fuck anymore.
01:07:54
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Right. Rock, take control of your panel. ah This is your panel, Brittany. I am just riding along for the drive. Go ahead. Take control. I was thrown into this. okay Bystander, maybe. a Innocent? No.
01:08:11
Speaker
Nobody that comes on this show is being innocent. That's a good point. That's very good point.
01:08:19
Speaker
a What's your favorite color?
01:08:26
Speaker
um My favorite color is green. You know what I'm Wait a goddamn second. Wait a goddamn second.
01:08:41
Speaker
yeah There we go. There we go. I'm just hoping he's not talking about scabs. Just saying.
01:08:50
Speaker
My favorite color gangrene, bro.
01:08:55
Speaker
best trick oh nine best' trick gosh y all are fuckinging I'll be right back. me another beer. I'll put that as my PFP and then I i go onto a stream that's not ready for it and I forget and I go off camera and like, oh fuck, they're just looking at my shirt.
01:09:16
Speaker
but They're looking at that and I didn't even remember I had it. It's a conversation starter. That's for sure. Well, what happened, Luke? I ventured into this swamp and one thing led to another.
01:09:39
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so If you guys don't mind, I'm going to take a break to go piddle and smuggle. You're going to go whisper into your underwear?
01:09:51
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I'm not.
01:09:54
Speaker
All right, so you guys enjoy some James Leaker while we it take a little break.
01:10:06
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Oh, Grace.
01:10:24
Speaker
crazy I've always been a Mustang. Burning up back roads I'm a bad out of hell trouble should be my last name. Ain't no doubt girl I'ma let you down.
01:10:38
Speaker
I'ma screw this up like everything else. Sometimes I wonder why the hell you even stuck around.
01:10:53
Speaker
I'm Johnny Cash. I can play my switch when I'm pissed off, man. Girl, know I'm little goner. When I get blacked out, I just crash and burn.
01:11:30
Speaker
Drinking and smoking till my heart gives out, yeah. Yes, I've always lived in the flames. Learned from a young age how to drown the pain. I don't think I'm ever gonna change.
01:11:45
Speaker
Trust me when I say you don't want my last name. Don't get attached if I were you. I was leaving and we're looking back. Cause I get back down after more than couple rounds Try to drive these horses all town Run from along, get locked up, create smile in my loving shot Some say I'm Johnny Cash I can play the switch when I'm pissed off Mad Girl, know I'm never gonna
01:12:34
Speaker
I can't help it, it's in my last name Got Jack D and a lot of THC Praying don't wrap this old three around tree Cause I get back down after more than a couple rounds Drug drive these horses all over town Run from the log in Locked up, crooked smile in my motion Sunset and I'm Johnny Cash I can flip a switch when I'm paying
01:13:16
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I just crash and burn.
01:13:21
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Yeah, do.
01:13:38
Speaker
Hey. Yeah, that was James Luker. He's come up on, uh, Yeah, you
01:14:01
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yeah you can definitely tell that so real that real hit country music because he had the cheapest mustang he could find um something much yes but fire just one fire It is Britney, bitch, but who the fuck just pressed that? And who has the fucking... You're the one with the controls. Who do you think pressed it? Who else has fucking controls? It's gonna piss me off, man. I sure don't.
01:14:26
Speaker
I sat backstage for three days. I didn't do that to Jedi. It's untrackable. See? Exactly. Rock brought me right up. I'm just kidding, Britney. I'm just giving you shit.
01:14:40
Speaker
Well, I got in trouble for doing it yesterday, so... You got in trouble for doing what yesterday? It's Britney, bitch. No way!
01:14:51
Speaker
No. That's like a staple of the show at this point. Yeah. Yeah, it is what it is. I'm not talking anymore shit about it. It is what it is. Yeah. Boo! Boo! Boo! yeah
01:15:09
Speaker
it Loose lips. Okay. Okay, maybe I like having him rocking here. Let's go. yeah yeah I'll be your co-host. I'll hang out on the site.
01:15:22
Speaker
i mean, but why wouldn't you want him as a co-host? I'm to poach him from this network, okay? Yeah, when am I coming up on the show? when i'm giving walk You need to, bro. We need you on the Lazier Chama Show. Just tell me when, man. I'll make it happen. No, no, no, no, no. How do I communicate with you, Rock? They're thirsty. here what let me They're thirsty and desperate. They ask me the same shit. I'm stealing all the talent. Remy, did you go on the show, too?
01:15:53
Speaker
Am I missing? like Yeah, you know I had ah i had ah an application. to go to the Lazy and Dreadway show. They tried to poach me too, don't fall for his fucking... We're taking all the talent. We're taking all the talent.
01:16:09
Speaker
Hey, Glick's gonna lose his shit. Where is Glick? Does Glick take off Saturdays now or what? He's dealing with some shit. His kid has some shit. Yeah, he's doing daddy stuff. That's what he told me yesterday because I was like, you're not streaming him tomorrow? He's like, I gotta do dad stuff. I'm like, okay. Yeah, he's with his kids. Okay.
01:16:28
Speaker
oh you Love your kids. That's weird. I'm just kidding. Don't you have kids?
01:16:39
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Yeah.
01:16:42
Speaker
There you go. I didn't say I loved my kids. I just said i had them. Oh my god.
01:16:52
Speaker
I've gotten to point where every Saturday about 8 o'clock I'd choke out my daughter and I'd tell her, it's nonsensical time. Damn. um Take a nap, bitch.
01:17:05
Speaker
I got shit to do. ah It's night-night time. I say go to sleep. Since you didn't do it voluntarily, I'm going to help you.
01:17:16
Speaker
oh i'm just picturing fucking eyes on school dipping blow darts in nyquil and just right in the neck yeah go to sleep
01:17:33
Speaker
oh shit this year
01:17:38
Speaker
like share subscribe for choking out your show
01:17:43
Speaker
No, it's really a lot simpler than that. i just ah i just I just rub her little boo-boo in lavender and be like, hey, go snuggle. Okay, nope, nope, nope, nope. All right, I'm going to actually go smoke some weed.
01:18:00
Speaker
We are negatively impacting Brittany's mental state. Rock's got this. He's part of the network. He has it. Am I? ah Yeah. You got this, bro.
01:18:11
Speaker
So soon? i almost i mean, he's only got a wrench cause he gave it to himself. you know that That's true. Yeah, he got it at Ace Hardware. work gli ah Glick just refused to he just refused to do it. So I had to jump in and do it myself.
01:18:27
Speaker
that's so I mean, who would make their password 123 anyway? like That's a really stupid password. If you ask me, I could have guessed that. I'm on. Rock 123 everybody just use that and you'll change the password so Glick can't get back into his own network. That's vile man. That's so vile.
01:18:53
Speaker
Oh come on Angel. What's going on? okay You know Rock that's a boss move. What's up Angel? Angel. How you doing? How you doing? ah you do well Just got back from the store. Finished clean the house. Ready the second gorilla.
01:19:10
Speaker
Let's go. Hell yeah. Doing what? What the last thing you said? Yeah. yeah We're having a gorilla. Oh, I thought my friends ah thought I heard you say you were raising a gorilla.
01:19:22
Speaker
but was like, what? I wish. i be cut That would have been cool, too. That would have been really cool. But, you know, a gorilla is cool. I want to come over. When when can i when should I show up? We're having that eight o'clock tonight is when we show He gets off work. He was in prison. He gets off. I think like six.
01:19:38
Speaker
So shower, whatever else. Come back here. but dude I'm grilling. I like grilling against. Yeah. So and what are what are we grilling? Yeah. One million. One million. I went to three different stores to find one.
01:19:53
Speaker
Go big or go home, man. Damn. Hell yeah.
01:19:57
Speaker
I grill shit and it's like a hamburger and a hot dog. and That's still great too. This bitch out here putting a $35 piece of steak on the ground. I'm just having a slab of unicorn steak. No worries. Somebody said had shipped in.
01:20:13
Speaker
I made a carne asada. He made carne asada. His was jerky. Mine was amazing. Everybody agreed mine was amazing. and Then he decided, you know what? You think you're better fucking gorilla master than I am? Let's go. i was like, all right, let's go. Let's fucking go.
01:20:26
Speaker
going to show tonight. know what I'm talking about. i Well, damn you for making me hungry. Sorry. I picked up shrimp too. I'm going to grow those as well.
01:20:38
Speaker
Shrimp and filet mignon. Jeez, you're going all out. Oh my god.
01:20:47
Speaker
We're all just literally thinking about eating filet mignon and shrimp right now. It gets so quiet because we're all thinking the same fucking thing. no I've actually never had one. Yeah.
01:21:01
Speaker
You said you'd never have to. See, rock Rock's a good host. He actually reads the comments and shit. never um one never cook one so saying Wait, wait, wait. You taking a jab at me, bro?
01:21:12
Speaker
but Well, I could have, it i but it wasn't. I forget about the comments. Sometimes for several hours. like I got a backlog to work through here.
01:21:25
Speaker
We're going find out what it is that the audience wants to talk about. So I'll wait and look. But I'm new, so I'm probably not as experienced as you, Jenna. was like, I can't keep up with all this oh no know
01:21:37
Speaker
crap. I lack the willpower to care about the chat sometimes. Often. Often. i We're the give-a-fuck. I mean, for all those who are inexperienced, just make sure you spit on it first. You know what i mean?
01:21:53
Speaker
Got it. That's the key to success, really. clued Jedi into that earlier. Mm-hmm. So key. I mean, you got you gotta to start with a good foundation. If you don't know the basics, then just fuck off, okay? Spitting on it is step one. Yeah, yeah. i oh jersey Jersey wants to hear your Britney song, man.
01:22:17
Speaker
I just saw it. I do, too. Let me see if he still has it in here. He might have deleted it. now He deleted all your shit, man. like so Yeah, he's like, I don't want this motherfucker taking over. He's too good. That shit was gone before your ass went to church, man. We got to cripple him a little bit. We can't have just coming out from course like that.
01:22:37
Speaker
Oh, poor Glick. You've been... Hi, Jersey. thanks I saw comics. Yeah, love it i'll I'll play it, guys. Give me a second.
01:22:49
Speaker
Where are you? every time the song comes on at work i think of your version you said what i said every time it comes on at work i think of your version i was like man if there's only his song it's always better i mean how how many how many honestly how many black guys do you hear singing britney as a rock version like that's so that's got to be on your own fucking level yeah that it is so unique Yeah, well, you know what? It's Glick's baby child. He's the one that came up with that idea, not me.
01:23:22
Speaker
That was the probably the furthest song I would ever thought to to really do, until he said that. And I'm still waiting on it, Glick. You hear me? Again, like for the fifth, sixth, seventh, hundred episodes, I'm waiting for photo. I'm saying he passed it off to the black guy to make a baby and it disappear, but whatever. Oh, Brittany. Look, I'm getting better.
01:23:43
Speaker
Look, I'm getting better. I've been practicing it. look at that. Oh, wow. I'm never doing my version again.
01:23:53
Speaker
so not like i could literally watch an eight-hour stream of Brittany just doing that. While she's having like a normal conversation with somebody about something. just put it on mute and watch.
01:24:05
Speaker
i just put it on mute and watch Well, Brittany, you are the host. they They wanted to listen to one of so one more time. I'm okay to chog it in. um By the way, this was the request. Brittany may not have ever heard it.
01:24:21
Speaker
This is not a request. This is a demand. Of what? Have you heard it, Brittany? need to hear it. Oh, it's a more Nonsense. that That's exactly what it sounds like, too.
01:24:35
Speaker
Good job, Brittany. You should have sang it, not me, Brittany. It actually makes sense. I could tell if that was Rock or if that was Brittany. What the fuck? It sounds so similar. Oh, jeez.
01:24:48
Speaker
It's not in the list, Brittany. I'll have to share it. It's Brittany, babe. Oh, yeah! She done did it. One of the best additions to the network was that voice clip right there. Yeah, not last night, apparently. It was...
01:25:05
Speaker
Oh, quit it, Brittany. You better read Blaze's comment, Brittany. You better read Blaze's comment in the chat. yeahp You want me to put it up, Brittany? I can do it.
01:25:19
Speaker
Put it up. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. do it do Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it, bro. Just fucking do it. Rock do it. Okay. Hey, you're the boss. Fucking do with it. That's Jedi trying to sound blank.
01:25:44
Speaker
How was I supposed to know? Wait, is that Britney singing? That something wasn't right here Oh baby, baby, I shouldn't
01:26:13
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I
01:26:30
Speaker
Oh, baby, baby, the reason I breathe is you Girl, you got me blinded Oh, pretty baby, there's nothing that I would do It's not the way planned it Show me how you want it to be Tell me, baby, cause I need to know
01:27:02
Speaker
I must confess, still believe When I'm not with you, I lose my mind Give me a sign
Britney Spears' Career and Public Persona
01:27:22
Speaker
Great idea. It's the scream for me, man. I just got a boner. Oh, pretty baby, how was I supposed to know?
01:27:45
Speaker
And I must confess that my loneliness is killing me now.
01:27:53
Speaker
Don't you know I still believe That you will be here Just give me a sign Hit me baby one more time Now my loneliness is killing me I must confess I still believe When I'm not with you I lose my mind
01:28:27
Speaker
but yeah to That is fucking awesome. So much better than the original. um I love that comment. ah You didn't have to prep for that shit at all. You already knew that song.
01:28:39
Speaker
ah definitely tension back I did not actually. So there is a safe karaoke on YouTube and I sat there and listened to it and my girl freaking loved it because she likes Britney and I don't. So I have to sit there and learn all the words.
01:28:54
Speaker
I love Britney Spears. She's fucking awesome. Especially the shit she puts out nowadays on Twitter. Dude, I love you now.
01:29:06
Speaker
i know, I love it. her freedom and all that but like dude with her like little videos her like her makeup's running down i had some tweets about free britney and then they freed her and i'm like oh put her back put her back put her back immediately take care of this girl man i miss the britney that shaved all her hair off Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. She could have been a rapper, bro. I thought she was going to go to rap after that. Leave Britney alone.
01:29:37
Speaker
She's the model for fucking Kanye West, okay? Kanye West is the next level, dude. He scares me. Oh, yeah. But he started with Britney, though, okay? I'm just saying he built on her foundation.
01:29:49
Speaker
Oh, for sure. He totally took advantage of all that shit. Britney Spears definitely has a tattooable forehead. I'm just saying she could do a mural on that thing. She could do. Me too. I have a five head. Let's not pick on five heads now, damn It's been a nice night on Trackable. Trying to ruin the piece.
01:30:09
Speaker
But you know what? Tyra banks tier Banks loves her a fucking five head. oh here she does Her fucking five head is in Times Square. That's crazy.
01:30:21
Speaker
I'm not saying I had companies reach out to me to advertise on my shit or anything. What the fuck do you think I wear this fucking headband? Couldn't even afford that kind of real estate to advertise on.
01:30:34
Speaker
Yeah. shes
01:30:39
Speaker
Yeah, i got I got a niece that's got the same forehead as me and I call her number five and it pisses her fucking husband off. That ain't cool, man. That ain't cool to be disrespected. Shut your crack ass up. Shut the fuck up, man.
01:30:52
Speaker
She's been number five to me since she was eight years old, man. I just kind of owned it. My big nose and my big forehead. I'm like, you know what? It is what it is. Are we talking about big noses right now, Brittany?
01:31:06
Speaker
Uh-oh. Angel, why are laughing? You too, Trackable. like We ain't going to talk about pug noses, motherfucker. Wait a minute, Tarja. With all due respect, I tried to blow an angel. I didn't finish the joke. Y'all both started laughing. most That's how good the joke is. You don't even need to finish it. I didn't finish made anything. Sorry, Sergeant. didn't mean to interrupt you, but just need to make that point out.
01:31:33
Speaker
Yo. Yo. That's all you got to say. That's all you got to say. yeah
01:31:43
Speaker
I get made fun of it because of mine because everybody's like, oh, you got a stuck-up nose because it goes up, son. Like, don't go in the rain. going drown. Like, fuck you. That's what my dad used to tell me. Don't stand upside down in the pool. You'll drown, son.
01:31:54
Speaker
yeah Everybody has their own insecurities. I love it when parents give complexes to their kids. I'm curious, Brittany, so you you like Brittany Spears a lot, right? No. No? Oh, so I figured.
01:32:12
Speaker
but I figured. So the reason why I asked. My name is spelled the same. and so yeah I did used to like Brittany Spears, but like these days, don't know.
01:32:24
Speaker
She's like, last week I stopped. no Britney Spears is like a fine wine. She gets better. I still like her. I still like her. I'm still a true fan for sure. She's getting a little cringy. at I still watch her and I still support her.
01:32:45
Speaker
She's one the number one. Well, the reason why ask this between her and Fozzie, she's one of the number one requested remixes I get. And it's weird. I've seen a shift through the years, you know, but like lately it's been a lot of like, Hey, do this song by Brittany and do this song by Brittany. I'm like, yeah.
01:33:06
Speaker
And this was before this, the song came out. So that's why I was asking if there's like something happening in her world, that's like making it, you know, That's it. yeah bit The bit's crazy, man. That's what's happening. Maybe I'm a bri big Britney fan because like there's a local pub that I go to where I live and this guy does like he plays guitar and he plays whatchamacallit.
01:33:30
Speaker
The first song I chose was like oops i did it or Like Britney Spears. Anything Britney Spears. That was the first thing. So yeah, maybe I am a big fucking Britney Spears. Yeah, yeah thanks hey I'm not judging.
01:33:46
Speaker
Step one is acceptance, man. I'm a fan too. Britney, bitch. yeah
01:33:54
Speaker
You know what the great thing about it is? Brittany, it's your show tonight, so you can push that button as much as you want. yeah ah She's double-clicking the mouse. You know it. Bean mouse, same thing. it's britney
01:34:11
Speaker
Two more times and she's going to come on stream.
01:34:16
Speaker
Again. You would be so lucky. Oops, I did it again. Oh, Don't make me sing some Britney. I know all her shit.
01:34:32
Speaker
yeah Oh, shit. No, I don't. oh you do Yeah, he does. Let's go. knows.
01:34:43
Speaker
ah fucking no Yeah, it's just weird. So I asked because it's not like there's a lot of controversy around a lot of musicians and stuff, especially now. But like, it's not they don't get requested anymore because of that. So that's why I was asking.
01:34:58
Speaker
like I feel weird when people like change their views on musicians just because of what they're going on in their personal life. Because like, you're not a part of their fucking life.
01:35:10
Speaker
If you like their music, you like their music. I think it's important that she stays relevant so that way when she's doing her little TikTok dances and she falls on one of those knives and doesn't make it like front page news. was perfect timing.
01:35:35
Speaker
That was perfect perfect That was good.
01:35:48
Speaker
I don't hate you or anything, but that was good. It's bitch. Yeah. It is. It sure fucking is. did you ah Did you see the the chat, Jedi?
01:36:01
Speaker
oh What? No. Do you not know Jedi? He don't look at the fucking chat, dude. Oh, yeah. i should have. His mom could be in there like, Jedi, I'm fucking dying. I need your help. Hit me, Brittany.
01:36:13
Speaker
She'd be cold by the time he got to it, man. She'd creamy by the time he got to it. That's fucked up. I know. I shouldn't have said it.
01:36:26
Speaker
But it's Brittany, bitch.
01:36:29
Speaker
I'm dying over here.
01:36:33
Speaker
Jesus, Brittany. Calm the fuck down. I didn't get much sleep, man. I haven't eaten all day. and These beers are like hitting pretty quick, man.
01:36:44
Speaker
That's how it was last night. My stream. The second live stream. Sorry for ending the first one, guys. Wait, you did it live? Mandy? Or Angel? Sorry. No, fucking ah the Manchester Network.
01:36:59
Speaker
I made a comment and Blaze shut everything down. My bad. Oh, yeah. It was a joke. I thought he'd be laughing at it, but he was not. So, sorry, Brittany. Sorry, Blake. Sorry, Michael.
01:37:11
Speaker
Sorry, Tony. Oh, non nonsense went live last night, too. Yeah. and I haven't been on the YouTube streets much lately. and Just for my show. Right. Just not exactly.
01:37:24
Speaker
I mean, you like you like, you know, it's hard to top that dude. Like you did such a good fucking job. Unlike what I'm used to on here. ah There's a shot across the bow, motherfucker. I'm surprised. Britney just didn't drop me right there. like come air to the eyes and she got There like it laying down the law.
01:37:51
Speaker
Yeah. Drop it like. Fuck around and find out, bitch. Oh. She said fuck both them guys, man. I didn't drop the other one. i didn't do that.
01:38:03
Speaker
I dropped myself. I dropped myself. I was like, yeah. go give her the chance. I'm going to click on That's what personal responsibility looks like, ladies and gentlemen. You know what? I'm going to buy I said the wrong thing. You know what? I give you props for that, dude.
01:38:20
Speaker
good job no i wasn't on lazy's last night dirt i was on lazy's at like fucking 5 a.m this morning man yeah it wasn't that night on their mountain my stream went eight and a half hours i didn't even realize really then i went and then and then i went on lincoln's channel after was it was his show and i accidentally said some stuff and it is no bernie it wasn't you was me because when he read a comment he said the comment and he shut everything down it was not you honey it was me it was part of it but we don't need to damn it angel that's fine all good yeah we're here aren't we let's go right we're here
01:39:09
Speaker
but think
01:39:14
Speaker
It's Brittany Cricket. just Just put all of them out there. The crickets, the canceled. I have to. Nah, fucking cool.
01:39:25
Speaker
I
01:39:28
Speaker
i love that one. Nah, fucking cool. I need that for my show. yeah I'll use it against myself most the time, but it's funny. you know you You won't use it because you saw something in chat. That's for damn sure.
01:39:43
Speaker
Do you guys have any plans for the weekend? i would. Just mommy. Yeah. I plan on getting a nonsensical network. Oh, look, my plans have come to fruition.
01:39:55
Speaker
Right? I'm here. I probably not coming up because felt bad about last night, but I realized that you guys were like, hey, you know, I'm going. Blaze. What's going on, bro?
01:40:08
Speaker
I hope everyone's.
01:40:13
Speaker
Okay. All right. See, the smartass in me, Blaze, wanted to say, but why? know. I was holding Max so hard. We're all having a great Saturday, correct?
01:40:27
Speaker
I did not believe that. I did not do that. That was not me. I blame you, Brittany. Fuck off. I'm freaking... I'm freaking... I'm freaking blaming the dude's... So, Rock, when you... Oh, sorry, Angel.
01:40:40
Speaker
Go ahead. ah go No, I was saying I blame the person smiling in the corner. Now he's not smiling anymore.
01:40:46
Speaker
Wipe your eye.
01:40:49
Speaker
I'm just wondering when Rock's going start his own channel. Needs to. right I was thinking the same thing. I was thinking the same thing. The thing. It could be like 24-7 you singing Britney Spears songs, dude. I'll be there. oh i'd be right to be here I'd be there. there were There's a niche out there for that, I'm sure.
01:41:11
Speaker
I don't want to be in it. but
01:41:16
Speaker
Until you get monetized and start getting that $50,000 YouTube check every month. You Brittany's ass all day then. At least you're not taking it anymore.
01:41:27
Speaker
take me with you. i ah I never really thought about it until you guys made that comment last week. It's just not been anything I've ever been interested in, personally. So... I didn't think I would have a lot to say for, i mean, eight hours.
01:41:43
Speaker
You guys are freaking gladiators to do that. Have you? Okay. You need to come by my stream. I have nothing to say for eight hours, but I keep talking anyway. That is true.
01:41:55
Speaker
no Can confirm. Angel, you need to shut up, too. That's the point where fucking Stomman brings a fucking old video up of you, and you're like zoned out like, I know. That was really rude of him to do that last night.
01:42:11
Speaker
I kind of went to fucking backstage that fucking whole stream and just get rid of it. That shit was awesome. what I'm just talking myself, basically.
01:42:22
Speaker
Like, i I don't even know what I was saying. There was some... I know there was something... I know. I was like... It was literally like I was not part of reality. I was just talking about shit that was not going on or something.
01:42:36
Speaker
I feel like there was something that... prompted it at the time, but I don't i could not tell you for life of That's the problem about getting on live streams and just drinking your ass off for eight hours.
01:42:46
Speaker
You forget what happens. um that not Cheers. me Cheers.
01:42:57
Speaker
I hate when people say that because I immediately get such a knee-jerk reaction. Okay, I better drink. Same, by the way. That's called alcoholism. I'm really good at it. numbers so Call it and see what happens now. i'll Just so you don't. I just said you're a musician, man. That number should that should ring a bell to you, man.
Unusual Beverage Preferences and Workplace Antics
01:43:21
Speaker
Six, five, three. Oh, no do not get that fucking song oh it's too late. It's been my brain. So it's got to be in the rest of your brain. It's an earworm.
01:43:32
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murder on
01:43:35
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It's an earworm. yeah no fuck you
01:43:42
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There's my rear one, Rock, if you want it.
01:43:47
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I'm calling it. What are you drinking? I'm also thinking of... I just want to just holy shit shit. I literally did not even notice that you put your information in the back.
01:43:59
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Okay, Rock, I'm to be hitting you up in minute. You know what I'm going to do? What are you going to do? Rock's going to call me. going to answer the phone and I'm gonna be like, yeah, she really brittanney really is like that, man. I mean, don't tell. Oh, shit. We're still on fucking stream.
01:44:15
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Oh, shit. Wait, what am I about? I need that.
01:44:25
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Oh, man. No, I changed some. What the fuck, man? Since I haven't eaten all day, tell me what you guys have eaten today. It'll make me feel like I've eaten. Oh,
01:44:35
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man. Right? What did we eat today, you guys? Marijuana doesn't count, Brittany. She's like, well, I had two bowls for breakfast and
01:44:50
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had a fat blunt for lunch. I bought one of those fucking, like, wrap things from Walmart. have, like, the Italian meats tortilla things. don't know if you just held up there, Rock, but... I took one bite and fucking threw at the window.
01:45:05
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Thanks. and toast and potatoes oh sounds so good are you are you british oh yeah
01:45:16
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aren't we all technically i'm i'm quite british yes my name's britney that's actually a good point i do speak in an english accent with my dad and my brother all the time how do you answer the number Sorry.
01:45:36
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I'm looking to see if I take the fucking number. Just to see. Yeah, somebody answered the number. That's bad. You dialed it wrong, dude. I swear. no. Let me see. I'm going to not even look at the screen. I'm going to tell you what I called. Oh, I'm going to compare this to the fucking number I have. Let's see.
01:45:56
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No, I called the right number. Oh, you called the 867-5309. Okay. Oh, that one. Yeah, okay. Been there, done that. okay oh that one yeah okay been there done that I sure did. I called it and a man picked up and he he said, what did he say? This ain't that number, motherfucker. yeah I hate that fucking song.
01:46:20
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Because you know, back in day, everybody was fucking trying that number with all the different like area codes and shit. I can't imagine. It just said like hello, but I couldn't tell if it's AI or not.
01:46:31
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But was like hello, and then I was like hello, how's it going? Nobody said anything after that, so I hung up. Yeah, so sweet. It was like fucking Hollywood, using 555. That's a yeah Hollywood thing.
01:46:43
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But certain people do still have the number. You call them and, yeah. Well, and then they share your number out to other fucking companies, too. like That's my work phone. I don't care.
01:46:58
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They'll get marbarded by that. That's their problem. Yeah,
01:47:05
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thanks sarge I wonder if it was actually somebody's number. Thanks, Sarge. I got it. Let's have them on the podcast. What's that other one? It was 1-866-666-FASTER. You got the green light.
01:47:20
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but I remember that shit. Holy fuck, you make me feel old.
01:47:28
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I remember the song! How does that even make sense, Angel?
01:47:33
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are hearing me? You're not. You're freaking... Okay, you know what? Someone is popping off with the banners right now. I can't mess with you, Tyler.
01:47:45
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I'm sorry, angel That's my job, man. That's my job.
01:47:52
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It's Britney, bitch. and i didn't even do it that time there
01:48:02
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it is i'm waiting to see that oh my god you guys see the meme that was going around a couple years ago about somebody that found a like somebody's sex toys, all the leather shit, like there was a whip and a ball gag and everything else and a butt plug and they were like that's why I lost it, damn it Kid took it to his mom and shit because somebody told him it was his mom's stuff Oh my god That's funny shit, I love that It's
01:48:35
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it I feel indifferent. No, I've had my fair share that. I told you, I got i got a lot of stories involving adult sex toys that I'm so numb to it.
01:48:49
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I meant that. We had, I'll tell you another one. We had another one. Oh, you're so numb by it because you've been fucked so much by all the sex toys? All of them, dude. Every single one. He just uses numbing glue.
01:49:00
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ah jo smith So we have a very popular store here in town. I don't really want to say the name just in case I get in trouble or something. But there is a store that had a little bit of a ah flood in their warehouse where they store everything in like the original boxes and stuff.
01:49:19
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um And so we were tasked with getting it out of the way. Simple. Get it out of the way. That's all we had to do. And everything's boxed. So it's not like everyone can tell and and know what's inside of it.
01:49:31
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Tell me why. Okay again, I'm not doing any of it. I stopped by to make sure it's going well and Walk to the back of the warehouse where they're supposed to be storing it and one of them that was diddy's excuse in the swing stuck up on the wall screaming help it was so It was so funny, bro. So funny. I have one of those bars that retract so it's locked your legs are locked open you can't close your legs and on the back end of it. So he's just he's up there, oh so like, you know, and I, bro, I lost my entire shit.
01:50:08
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And you just walked by pretended like you didn't hear him Nah, didn't. i was like, man, this seems like a golden opportunity. That's the photo.
01:50:18
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Video tour. Handbored this job, and, you know, ultimately I decided to get him down from there.
01:50:27
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Brittany, breathe. That is real but bre it real. Oxygen is your friend. These guys started taking stuff out of the boxes because they're freaking kids and think that that's funny. And so they're taking them out and he's like, oh, I'm going to try this on. And he hooked himself on the damn door and now he's locked up there with his link.
01:50:49
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Hopefully you guys left him there for a good amount of time. and That's how you learn from your mistakes. right i don't I don't know how long he was up there, but he was the other guys were across the warehouse. They thought that was so funny. Rumor says he's still up there. Brittany, you okay?
01:51:06
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I don't know. It's snorting. It's snorting, Cox. bernie okay
01:51:15
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ah snort names <unk> talks Oh my god, dude. You're fucking killing That's not a joke like that's not like just some joke. That happens. That's why it's funny. that's why it's funny Those are the best jokes. I want the job you have. That will not be a barrier to laughter.
01:51:38
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That's what makes it good, man. Angel's like, I want the job you have. He's an accountant. I want job. I'm asking you my math to me. I get headaches. I may break the numbers.
01:51:50
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Right, Jersey? He done learned the FAFO theory, man. Yeah. um Literally fucked around and found out. Now, we signed like a bunch of paperwork and stuff with this place, and they never found out about that.
01:52:03
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Until now. The insurance price goes up. He has to walk around the rest of his life knowing that he was stuck in that. like you know like he has to He walks with that, whether his name's out there or not.
01:52:18
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He's got to know that he was stuck and his boss caught him. Yeah, but he's got he's got really fucking strong inner thighs. so yeah He was straining.
01:52:29
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The veins were coming out of his neck. He was trying so hard to close his legs. He could not. He looked scared. How embarrassing would that be, man?
01:52:41
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Everybody's standing there with their cell phones taking pictures and shit. yeah somebody wheel a fart bucket under him
01:52:51
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and then even the act of trying to get him down off of there give you so are you are you are you ah police or fire uh how do you figure that's actually interesting how did you figure well obviously well i mean i got four fucking brain cells that work um based on three Based on last week's story and this one, I mean, you know.
01:53:13
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you're being clever So you're you're you're wrong, but oh we okay I work really closely with the fire and police department, so I see you all of it all the time. So you're a fucking fed. Got it. Okay, cool.
01:53:24
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You're an EMT? No, he works for the Department of War. Yo, I would say. Department of War, war on sex machines, dildos, microwaves. no no you don't have to say that you don't have to i'll tell you and i don't care it's a restoration company so all i do is go in like when a fire happens the fire department calls us to board up right so and then the police department calls us to clean up like blood or feces or whatever else and stuff like that yeah so that's why we bump into a lot of this
01:53:57
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ah stuff So when you walk into a situation where somebody's fucking glued to the wall, like spread eagle, you're like, not my job. But Brittany's not talking about your bedroom, dude.
01:54:11
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No, I didn't know. I did that shit too. I'll say the company because I don't work for him anymore. But I was a sales manager for ServPro for many, many years back. yeah So he knows if he's in restoration, he knows.
01:54:26
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And then the bright orange fucking trucks and shit driving around town and those motherfuckers. No, they're green here, man. They're bright. I was about to say, they're green. where What did I say? Orange. orange Oh, I meant green. Yeah, yeah.
01:54:38
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Bright new No, I got a Bengals fucking news clip up on my other fucking on my other fucking monitor and it's got orange Bengals uniform.
01:54:50
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I'm from Cincinnati, yeah. I like Bengals too. I'm not from North, but I like Bengals. No, it was, it was and and that's like I said, that that happens a lot, especially with those ones. The police department calling us out or whatever else.
01:55:06
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People stuck to stuff and still getting cut out of it. The whole nine. That's so dope. I want to do that. So they teach, like, you're supposed to get, like, the poker face, right? That's what I teach the guys. It's like, you gotta you gotta start to develop a poker face.
01:55:21
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Okay. poker There it is. Now the show has started. It takes time, though.
01:55:33
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It takes time. ah i didn't I didn't run into any of that shit when I was doing it, you know, when I worked at Serpro. I mean, i wast I was a sales manager, too, so I wasn't out in the field doing it, but I used to go out in the field with them because when I first got the job, the guy that ended the fucking company was like, because I told him, I said, I want to go out for two weeks with them and see what they do, right?
01:55:55
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I can sell it better if I know what they do, you know? It's just the way I Makes sense. Makes sense. So I went around to all the shit. and but So we didn't have any of that, but we walked into this house this one time, and I guess they had been like, they had a water break in there and they had they had been in like the Bahamas for two months or some shit. Right.
01:56:13
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They were on vacation. Nice fucking home too. And one of the like more, more exclusive neighborhoods within the city. Right. And there was black mold. So fucking thick that it not only was growing like on the walls, it, it had started like, you know, fingering out, like you couldn't even get in the fucking room.
01:56:32
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Like yeah you literally couldn't get in a room. It looked, you know what spider webs look like. Right. Well, black mold will do the same fucking thing, right? that That entire fucking room was like covered in black mold that we literally had to like punch through in like safety suits and shit.
01:56:46
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and Black mold will kill you. Black mold will fuck around black mold. It's toxic as fuck. We opened the door to the room and we were like, holy fuck, what is this, man? It looked like Satan's den or some shit. man yeah well that's not That's not true, Sergeant. it won't It won't always kill you for me. well You have seen Spider-Man.
01:57:07
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was Yeah, Venom. That's why I'm the way I am. I was just dealing with Black Mold over the years. You got a suit that just encompasses your body. You need to be a hero or a villain.
01:57:21
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Cheers, bitch. I like you. You're good people. ah Rock used to be white until he interacted with the Black Mold. with them Bit me the whole screen.
01:57:32
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Yeah.
01:57:35
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yeah
01:57:38
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That's what exactly what happened. That stuff's fucking crazy. I'm telling you right now. I don't like dealing with black mold, but it happens too often for us, too. Order situations where people are kicking in the doors and stuff like that.
01:57:53
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This might be Rock's last stream. He doesn't think it's a problem. a che plug and brown Cheers. Excuse you.
01:58:03
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che ah yeah is yeah
01:58:10
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Excuse me. I need another the beer already. how How long did you stay at a ah serve serve? How ge long were you there for? I was there just under three years. Yeah. Did you like doing sales and stuff like that? or um Dude, i can sell I can sell fucking nun panties, man. So, yeah.
01:58:27
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I did good. I made i made some um made some good cheese. account so You know why, though? Because I would go out to like clients' homes and shit. a lot of people don't get this. If you're in sales, this will sound foreign.
01:58:39
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if you're not good at it but if you're good at the best sales people are honest are just honest fucking people you know amen so i would just go out and be honest with people and shit you know i wouldn't try to fucking upsell them and all this other bullshit but i would be honest with them like you need this you at least need this fucking done right like yeah if that and like then and my teams that were under me like because each each sales manager had their own restoration teams under them. And we were killing it constantly.
01:59:06
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you know No bullshit type take People
Sales Honesty and Military Reflections
01:59:10
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can come on dishonesty like that. You don't need $30,000 extra worth of shit, but you definitely need this fucking 10 grand of like to get this shit done.
01:59:17
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You know what i mean? but so Yeah, it's it's definitely like it's you don't want you don't want them to come just like the police department or fire you don't want them showing up at your house right but You want to know you can call them if you need them. like If you need them, then they're there. so and and I'll be honest with you. This is going to sound cheesy and cliche as hell, but the most satisfaction I actually got out of doing that job, even though I was in sales, was knowing that we were fucking helping people. 90% of the time, somebody had some shit happen, and you're going in
01:59:50
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and and saving their fucking home or fixing their home or restoring right you're walking in on a very terrible fucking right and making shit better for them yes absolutely yeah so being able to have like that like personality to be able to calm those people down because they're they're going through a hard time as is so like to be able to sell that while they're going through a hard time it's definitely a skill but Yeah, I go for laughter. That seems to be the best route.
02:00:22
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Yeah, that's what I do. yeah But but you can't you can't walk in immediately and be like, ha ha, your shit's fucked. right no and You ease into the laughter a little bit. It depends. I walked into this fire job again and one of the ceiling tiles was still hanging off before I even went to shake her hand, came down on me, hit me on the head.
02:00:43
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She was in tears. She was laughing. That's slapstick comedy. She Yeah, that is that is. I thought he was going to say he was going to point to the tile and go, well, it's not a total loss.
02:00:57
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No, no, no. No, that's exactly what was thinking. I didn't even see it.
02:01:08
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I went to go shake her head. Next thing you know, it's just everything's covered and she's in tears laughing at me. Yeah, it's good to be able to make um make people laugh when they're situations like that. yeah Yeah, laughing at your pain. Yep.
02:01:22
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Yep, it's a weird niche. And i actually, i didn't even get into it. believer oh Guys, i got when i went to when I got into this, I got into it to pay for my college while I was trying i was trying to be a psychologist.
02:01:35
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That's what I wanted to do. Oh, dude, I got somebody I need to introduce you to. That's what I need to do. You know who I'm talking about. ah oh my No. I bet she's at her play right now. Oh my God, shut up. jo It's like Beetlejuice. Shut up i didn't want bull yeah go ahead Go ahead, Rock. Sorry to be interrupting me. No, you're good. I was just going to say I wasn't thinking about doing singing or anything like that. That was the furthest thing for my mind. i just wanted to take over my grandpa's business.
02:02:06
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And he needed somebody to do it. So I went for that. Then I got stuck in this trying to help pay for college and dorm and stuff. And I just never left. let's let's I just ended up saying stuck in it.
02:02:18
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Yeah. Well, you get good at something. It's kind of hard to walk away. You don't have to be stuck in it. It's definitely one of those jobs where like if you look at it for what it is, it can be very satisfying.
02:02:29
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Yeah. Like you're you're you're literally fucking helping people. And then you get the off shit where you walk into a warehouse and your coworker gets strapped up to a sex machine on the wall. Brittany's like, i can relate for years. And I'm sitting there in my head. I'm back there. Remember, trying to get him out of those fucking handcuffs.
02:02:53
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And I'm going through the box on the floor because they kicked the key across the warehouse. um Yeah, of course they did. I would have done a safe fucking thing, man. Who would volunteer to do something like that? Like, you know, it had to be a young guy. Was it a young guy?
02:03:09
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Yeah. Yeah. Somebody had no common sense yet. Yeah. At least a little bit flexible. The ones that have like their mind. like me we least we used to love when we'd get new guys in the core like right out of boot camp and they would come to our fucking you know our bases and shit and you know we'd we'd send them over to like the airline you know the air wing side of the fucking base and and everybody was in on it right like every shop that they would go to was in on it and would send them to the next shop I mean yeah I had privates gone for like 10 hours and shit like trying to find a brick stretcher or you know 200
02:03:50
Speaker
Hey, we need 200 feet of flight line. Go get 200 feet of flight line and bring it home. you know a Bring it back to the shop. That is actually a main thing. Hey, the first official DD I need you to do is go up to the Sergeant Major and tell him you need that new fucking sky hook that they got.
02:04:08
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We still love shit like that. Fucking bricks, bitch. It's like a blink of fluid. Yeah, we need we need the brick stretcher 3000, man. go Go hunt that down for us.
02:04:22
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Oh, Brick Stretcher. That is a new one for me. that is so dont' know They don't know any better and they're not going to question you because guys is in name questions because they're not going probably the best feel to do that in too because like you're Sarge. I'm not going to go against your orders. I'm going to let it go it. Whereas in my side of things, like if I said that, it'd be like... Right, right, right. There might be a question mark on that.
02:04:47
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Totally different universes there. Yeah.
02:04:52
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I miss that shit. God, I miss that shit. see It's fun. Is there a reason you got out of it? Just out of it wanted to be done with it? Was tired of it? Yeah, i I tried to make a sergeant major go find a brick stretcher one day.
02:05:09
Speaker
What a way to it. I did three tours. you know i was in for 12 years. and i was like I'll be honest with you. I came back from my last fucking combat tour. and got We got off the fucking tarmac. you know Got off the fucking plane.
02:05:19
Speaker
And my son at the time was like four and a half. And my daughter was like one and a half. Right. And, you know, obviously my son remembered who daddy was, but my daughter didn't and was scared to death of me when I like went, you know, like running up to her to like grab her and give her a hug and shit.
02:05:35
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And I was like, okay, I can, yeah I can either keep doing this and like my kids not know who the fuck I am or, you know, so I made the, dude, I was a fucking poster Marine.
02:05:47
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I was a poster fucking Marine. Like, The CEO of our base was like, what the, when he heard I wasn't re-upping for the next door, called me and called me in his office. He was like, what the fuck are you doing, dude? Like, what are you doing?
02:05:59
Speaker
Like, seriously? You know, he didn't want me to get out. And I really didn't want to get out. I thought, long story short, I thought I was making the right decision for my family, you know? So, you know, we all have regrets in life and i I don't have many, but that is one of them that I didn't fucking stay in. You shouldn't regret that, dude. You shouldn't.
02:06:16
Speaker
No, that was a great reason. And shit happens for reason. I mean, i came I came home and like three months after I came home, my dad had his first like major fucking stroke. So I was there to like be able to take care of him and shit, you know, and then he died like two years later And had I been, you know, off fucking fighting somewhere, I wouldn't have been able to do that.
02:06:33
Speaker
You know what i mean? Well, thank you for your service and thank you for taking care of your dad like that. That is definitely a fucking hard thing to do. i've I've taken care of my grandparents as they passed away during COVID.
02:06:47
Speaker
We had ah shit set up in our shit. um I cannot even compare to you because you're fucking lame. Yeah, no shit. In 12 years, too. You've served your country more than 99.9% of people in this That's crazy. Fucking amazing. And I, like, I commend you, dude. like for I gotta to be honest with you guys, man. I get so fucking uncomfortable when people say that to me. Like, thanks for your service. You know?
02:07:15
Speaker
I'm just like... And I know people are doing it out of, like, being nice and being respectful. That's crazy, because ex the same thing. Being in Marines and shit, and he went Army. He's like, I'm very uncomfortable. People sit there say, thanks for your service. So, what about...
02:07:27
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My cousin was in and he was in the Marines for about like 10 years, 12 years, something in there. don't know. And he says the same thing. Like he feels uncomfortable.
02:07:38
Speaker
like and but i get I get I mean I'm not calling you out for saying it like I said and i know I know where it came from and how you meant it you know what i mean I'm just like I know you well enough at this point that I can like share shit like that with you you know ah yeah i really I really fucking can't my answer typically is oh you know it was my pleasure you know like that that's the typical answer to it that's what most people do so it shows that you're not a narcissist 100% yeah
02:08:09
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i do I don't have many regrets, but that is one of them. I wish I'd stayed in. I wish I'd have stayed in. Well, yeah, because I went i went down to like the yeah the the fucking recruiting station downtown like when 9-11 happened.
02:08:24
Speaker
I literally got out like, I don't know, four months before 9-11, right? And i went I went down and I was like, I still i was still like in shape. Fuck, I still had like a Marine Corps high and tight haircut and shit, you know?
02:08:36
Speaker
And I i like i didn't even tell my fucking wife like i called her from the fucking the the main like government center downtown in cincinnati and said ah just so you know i was i was literally down there and i was telling the colonel down there i was like put me on a bus like put me on a bus like you know put me back with my boys you know and he was yeah you did your shit you've done your time i almost i almost got arrested that day i almost got in a fist fight with this fucking like three-star fucking general down here shit man because like he wouldn't fucking do it you know and i was like hello so i ended up like doing the three i'm ah so i ended up going to reserves like because when i got out i just got out but then i ended up going to reserves and this is going to sound probably fucked up to most people but i ended up going into the reserves for two years hoping my fucking unit got called up i was hoping they got fucking activated to get like sent back over there shit you know whatever man like because honestly i'm not wrong that
02:09:30
Speaker
that's insane i wanted i wanted to be shipped out like that was my goal like i was trying to join the army friendss and everything but my health i wasn't able to so like you it's not weird saying that you were hoping to fucking be put up oh i was i was i was dead set serious like i ah i had my fucking camis i i mean i had my marine corps cami uniform on Had my seat backpack but because I still had, you know, I literally just gotten out you know three months before that.
02:10:01
Speaker
So I still had all my uniforms and shit. My fucking seat. I was ready to go man. Put me on a bus. Put me on a fucking plane. Let's go. you know And they were like, yeah, he wouldn't fucking do it, man. He was like, you did your time. You served. If they need you, you'll get called back and blah, blah, blah, blah. blah and i Yeah. i'm your spears now We got you go now.
02:10:19
Speaker
We got you. Aren't you the lucky one? We got Moodog. We got the motherfucking Moodog. and we had the photo On that, I'm going to get another beer.
02:10:31
Speaker
I'll be right back. like Do you guys want to take another short break real quick? Yeah, sure. Okay. Who are we going to play?
02:10:48
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Motherfucker. Jedi, you have been killing me tonight, by the way. good. I don't want to kill you. I'm going to keep you laughing. That's it.
02:10:59
Speaker
Thank you. You're killing it. Nobody else is here. So, yeah, let's take a fucking break. I'm here. Oh, okay. Well, I can't see you. So how the fuck? Yeah. Stealer's choice. Stealer's choice.
02:11:17
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Give me one of your fantastic wigs.
02:11:22
Speaker
You do have some of the best wigs. Yes. Yes, Queen. We're still going to take a break because, oh, you're muted, darling. You're muted, Angel. Yeah, I just realized that. But no, I'm wearing one right now because we had that party. So I'm like, i like the white one.
02:11:38
Speaker
I don't know that I've ever seen you on camera, Angel. Hi. I've been on camera a lot. i don't She does go in and out. She'll have days where she's on camera a lot. She'll have days she doesn't.
02:11:49
Speaker
Exactly. I'm just saying I've never seen it all the time. Well, you better be careful. She's got her Karen wig on. You don't look nearly like the bitch that you act like. and But she's got a Karen wig. No, I am. I'm joking.
02:12:05
Speaker
i'll joke and I'm joking. I'm a bigger bitch than that. Yeah, she'll come back. You can't even fucking handle the type of bitch she is. Well, cheers to all the big bitches then.
02:12:16
Speaker
Hold on, I gotta open my beer. Jedi, you're included in that too. Cheers. I appreciate that. Wait, wait, Brittany. Cheers.
02:12:25
Speaker
What drinking? You egg? No, that's not egg. A little Dozeki's. Dozeki's nice. You know what? Yep. Okay, after I finish this drink, I'm switching over to beer now because you guys are all making beer look real good.
02:12:40
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So, like Jersey was telling me earlier, she was like, hey, you want to go hang out on Nonsensical tonight? and i was like, yeah, you know, she said, we go hang out together. And i was like, well, I don't have any beer. was like, I'm going run out get a beer because I haven't eaten all day. If I sit here drinking, I knew if I sat here drinking bourbon on an empty stomach, like it wouldn't it wouldn't end well i i would i would have gotten drunk like really fucking quick but you know these summer shandies man this is like fucking candy water you know like yeah you know it's funny i was gonna get talked up the other day and um there's so much construction i was like i don't even to stop the liquor store because it's gonna like be like i'm gonna have to park like three blocks away and walk and i've just got home from work so anyway i told my wife i was craving beers like ah but the construction your ice
02:13:24
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I said my wife anyway. um So she's like, oh I just stopped the liquor store. going to grab you because I get um make ultras because they don't taste like anything. So I mix all of juice in there. I just put like shit. What?
02:13:40
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You do what? make What? Make ultra tastes like nothing. So you put you put either like something in there like like I always put all never heard that before.
02:13:53
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Is that a Minnesota thing? don't know, maybe I've never heard anybody doing that before Oh yeah, I put green olives in my beer for sure Like you get a beer that tastes like nothing And you fucking flavor it up with some good shit I'm gonna fucking try that now Oh yeah, we're live Or pickles Or like olives Pickles? Who the fuck are you, dude? Who's putting pickles in beer? Try it, bro Try it Michael Michael, Michael, Michael does it Seriously. Oh, yeah.
02:14:23
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Dude. Just like kosher dill beer. Just slap one down in that motherfucker. When we come back from break, I'm going to have a beer with some ol some green olives floating in there. i put a little bit of the olive juice in there. Oh, so fucking good.
02:14:35
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I love olives. i olive Green olives. Yeah, I love them. Green olives in beer, especially like a fucking flavorless beer like that. thats loca So fucking good. Rock, have you ever put olives in your Hennessy?
02:14:49
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and Fuck you. That was funny, man. God damn it.
02:14:54
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Man, no. Here's the funny thing. I actually like Hennessy. I Hennessy. i do, too. I'm going to tell you. let me get i I haven't had Hennessy in like 10 years. right taste like don't know if you've tried this before.
02:15:11
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What's that? This is one of the smoothest beers I've ever had in my life, dude. that He's doing the thing. He's doing the thing. He's a professional. He needs his own channel, man.
02:15:25
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He does. Okay, Rock. i black ra ray yeah Rock, did you get taste? yeah, I've had Black Raven. Yeah. yeah Both of those, man. I'll tell you what, one of my one of my favorite beers is fucking Yangling.
02:15:36
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Just regular straight Yangling. A lot of people don't know that's the oldest brewery in America, in case you didn't know. yeah There you go. Now you know. No, I didn't know. It's the oldest American brewery. I'll give you shit for that.
02:15:48
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No, dog I'm not shit. For what? Props. The opposite of shit. I will give you the opposite of shit. I'm serious. That's why I got this shit. One, it's still hot as fucking Satan's nutsack here. These taste fucking good with that.
02:16:04
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but I can sit here and drink like six or seven or eight of these and not really get drunk. yeah Like I said, it's like yeah fucking candy water. It's like cruise control when you're drinking. You just fucking have some of those.
02:16:15
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That's what I compare it to. Yeah. Now, my son, who's a brewmaster, if I drink his homebrew, because that shit's 13%, 14%, 15% alcohol when he makes it, I drink like one of his and like fucking falling out, man.
02:16:32
Speaker
I used to make wine and that shit would knock your fucking dick in the dirt. It made the most potent wine ever. It was not tasty, but it would fuck you up. i don't I don't have the palate for wine. didn' Wine is the only thing that will give me a hangover.
02:16:47
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Exactly. And that. wine's pretty good. And that. I like it but I don't I like a good glass of wine if I'm having like a good meal, like, you know, a good like steak dinner or something like that. steak potatos Like steak, potatoes, asparagus, you know, green beans. Like potatoes and asparagus, but your piss might smell like.
02:17:06
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Oh, asparagus pisses the worst smell on planet Earth. Here, check this out. This is how you know me and Jersey have like, like connected with each other, right? She knows I haven't fucking eaten all day. Y'all know you fucking connected.
02:17:19
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well she She knows I haven't eaten all day, right? and She sends me this picture of this amazing fucking meal she made for her dad tonight that had chickens, fucking green peas, mashed potatoes, and corn. I was like yeah like... Get a fucking room, dude. yeah
02:17:41
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ah Well, the point I was making was her fucking dinner looked delicious tonight, man. Cook her ass off. My bachelor ass over here eating cans soup that expired in 2017. Yeah. days don't mean shit. It's canned.
02:17:55
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those expiration days still mean shit can um I showed her a can. What was the date? What was the date? I showed you a couple days ago, sweetie. What was it? What was the date on it? It was a can of green beans. I think the expiration date was 2016 or 2017. Before Christ.
02:18:11
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know She's like that way. I'm like, fuck that. This can's sealed, man. These are still good. sea No, that's the that's a recommendation. okay Yeah, 2016. Yeah. I was like, it's still in my cupboard.
02:18:24
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It didn't get thrown away. That shit will get eaten. Hell no. Yeah, well, you also understand that that's... Wait, what did that say? That's called MREs. Master made expired food. Here's how old I am, man. like When I was in, they were still doing C-rations, C-rats.
02:18:42
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and like when i went when i went to When I went to Basic, they they were phasing out. Basically, we got the last of the batch of C-rats that they had. And then the last half of my Basic, we got the first batch of the fucking MREs.
02:18:56
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And I'm telling y'all, if you eat an MRE today, it's actually not bad. I've watched some videos of people that eat them. my God, dude. When they were first made, it tasted worse than fucking donkey ass, man. They were fucking terrible, man.
02:19:11
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They were terrible. they were the service but i had um but And ironically, they were made. they they Those are made in Cincinnati, Ohio, where I'm from. Donkey ass is pretty tasty, so I don't know. Well, you know. I've never eaten a donkey ass.
02:19:23
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Have you eaten a Kentucky donkey ass, though? I mean, you know. Louisiana. Oh, there you go See? They get to play around in that swamp water and shit, man. Firm rates it a little better. Okay.
02:19:34
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When Brittany said donkey has a taste, I'm just picturing donkey from Shrek just smiling like because Brittany's eating her ass. and yeah Get up in my ass, bitch.
02:19:47
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Do that tongue thing you like to get it. Get it. ah ah
02:19:57
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Wow. Oh, Jesus. Okay, now we're ready for a break, Brittany. We're just all going to absorb what just happened. yeah Donkey ass, everyone. Please take that with me. Alright, let's take a break.
02:20:12
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are we are Do we get to hear a rock song on our break? This is a brown eye break. I'm going play some James I do know him.
02:20:26
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I don't know the other dudes in the holy whatever shit. I know the songs are good. But, yeah, I'll play some, uh, um, Japes.
02:20:37
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James Luger. oh I don't know what I'm saying. I hocked one of those up earlier. I'm always ready for
02:21:26
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the darkest, sleeping with the wolves, I'm a savage and the sharpest Covering name in a bullet cause I'm heartless, yeah I'm heartless But I remember what you did I promise you until I'm dead I'm always ready for all inside my hell
02:22:07
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No heart to confine with, I'm the silence I've done it all before in the shadows of defiance No one else would do it, I was born for the violence I'm feeling like a ghost, no one really knows Before I gotta go to get back
02:22:35
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you until I'm dead
02:23:32
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ah you couldve let it play that was a good song i was jamming yeah yeah i just downloaded a james luker cut from the cloth yeah ja look are you he um but ah james lufer or keith comes on Glick's House of Music on Tuesday nights.
02:23:57
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You're a fucking idiot. What was that on YouTube? Yeah, I just found it. and spelt spelt Somebody spell his last name for me. L-U-K-E-R. James Luker.
02:24:08
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James Luker is good piece. He has a hot wife, too. I just subbed him.
02:24:18
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No, no, they're good people. He's been up here a couple times on a quickshouse music. Wait, I looked up, um, I looked up a cut from the cloth, like the video said, but what's the actual name of the song? Cause it's not cut from the cloth. It's something else. I think that's the name of his project. That was going to be my next question. What was the name of that song?
02:24:40
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There's so many fucking songs. Hold on. Which one did I do? I don't know, but I already love the name of the one redneck shit. and I gotta listen to that. but Just look at all of his fucking... Well, will. I just subbed him. His songs are really good. It's called Moods, everybody.
02:24:57
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Moods. I found it, Brittany. I got you. I'm a good co-host. Yes, you are. But i might I might end up being a bad one because I do need to go and pick up the kid in maybe 10 minutes.
02:25:12
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Man, fuck them kids, man. No. but For real. What was it? Moods? Yeah. yeah why don't Wait a minute. I don't see that under videos. Am I in the right, James? lyn um Which one did I do? Let me send it to the chat see so you see it.
02:25:28
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There you go. There's so many fucking songs. Now remember, when things look bad, it looks like you're not gonna make it, then you gotta get mean.
02:25:39
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I mean, plum, mad dog, mean. Cause if you lose your head, and you give up, then you neither live nor win.
02:25:50
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That's just the way it is. I'm always ready for war inside my head. I'm not the path you should choose.
02:26:01
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I'm here to settle the score. There's no one else. My trigger finger has moved.
02:26:12
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Welcome to the darkness. I'm the darkest sleeping with the wolves. I'm a sad
02:26:30
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I'm always ready for all that inside my house.
02:26:55
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No heart to confine with, I'm the silence I've done it all before in the shadows of the fines No one else will do it, I was born for the violence I'm feeling like a ghost
02:27:22
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I miss you until I'm dead.
02:27:28
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always ready for inside my house. Okay. I'm sorry. I was getting too into that. That's such a good song.
02:27:40
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I was getting too into that. My bad. So good. We have to run it back twice. yeah I wonder why it doesn't show up under his videos, though.
02:27:51
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anyways on his youtube page so do you do you know him britney i have not met him in person but i have talked to him i'm just like for sure to yeah i left a comment on a song i was like badass song man i just subbed you up yeah sub them up yes yeah i love i love catching new music man especially when it's good Sam's Luger is the one and he's like, he's like, just like a good dude.
02:28:21
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Hey, rock through through your Lincoln area. Yeah. Yeah. yeah right For sure. Play your foot or put it, put it in the regular. tap It's time for. oh dude Oh my God. I love that song too much, bro. I'm gonna, I'm gonna mess with that song.
02:28:37
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You guys should like do like collab together. I really like that song. um Yeah, I'll toss my link in there. And yeah, I would meet i would love to meet James. He has a really nice voice.
02:28:48
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He really does. You do. love your written fucking spirit. That's what Jedi's doing right now. He's listening to the original version.
02:28:59
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um
02:29:04
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He's listening the original version. That's crazy. He's putting his little white shirt on, his little school shirt, you know, the little school skirt that she wore. Putting his non-hair in ponytails. good cra now Kicks the bedroom door open like, baby, I'm here. You ready?
02:29:29
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like that be i maybe
02:29:36
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You're too white. I'm too white? What?
02:29:42
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what did i What did I miss? I know. and I missed it too, man. Say certain things. ah Say certain things. NBA. NBA. I just subbed you up, man.
02:29:53
Speaker
I appreciate it, I thought I did last week. Honestly, I guess I forgot. Because you were doing such an awesome job you know hosting the show, I forgot. Uh-oh, he said, uh... He said, fuck you, MoDog, I look hot as fuck.
02:30:09
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mean Damn right. I have a question.
02:30:15
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Your question. Rock, did somebody send you here to take care the nonsense wouldn't that work no i heard something about mommy something and i jumped on that was it i i'm not gonna lie mommy i forgot yeah so it popped up on my facebook i was back there on that couch chilling and i saw it pop up and say something about mommy and i was like i'm on i'm honest right now really he saw it and he was like wait a minute who's hosting my fucking show
02:30:51
Speaker
surprise who Who has a nerve? The nerve. No, no, no, no. I didn't even plan on staying up long because you came in and you you jumped on and you supported me too. And I saw you up there. i was like, oh, she's she's running the show. So I got to jump on and it and say hi.
02:31:07
Speaker
This wasn't the plan. Just to say. where Where are the rest of your fucking, like, cohorts, Brittany? Where's, like, where's where's Michael? Where's Glick? I know he's the, like, my just school thing.
02:31:22
Speaker
but Are they on their honeymoon? I see. and That's cool. ah they went right on it yeah I did actually forget he just got married last week. so like Literally, he was on the fucking podcast the night after his fucking wedding. The night of his fucking wedding. What?
02:31:43
Speaker
That's my sister! That's my sister! Your real sister? Like biological sister? like Half sister, but yeah, that's my sister. Well, hi, sis. Thank What's going on Welcome to the chaos. What's up, baby, sis?
02:31:59
Speaker
That's my fucking bitch right there. Come up here on panel and tell us some stories about Brittany. Mm-hmm. We will send you money to your cash app.
02:32:10
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That's my CVC.
02:32:16
Speaker
yeah Oh, God. Yeah. it's Okay. Come on, Kim. Get up here. Get up here. Get up in here. No peer pressure. Let them send you some money so we can split it and we can get... Brittany, you're a mastermind. Oh, my God.
02:32:35
Speaker
Brittany be sending her private texts like, tell them that one time about behind the barn. ye But don't finish the story until they cash up $20. $20, Don't $50. tell them about the donkey ass. Hold off on that one.
02:32:53
Speaker
you Casey, don't tell them shit. I'm telling you. Get up here, Kim. Come on. Let's go. Well, her nickname is Casey. God damn it. I'm going to miss this. I'm going to watch the show for my for my phone. but i got Okay, Casey. Kim, Casey, Seaster. Whatever. Get up here.
02:33:13
Speaker
We need some dirt. Oh, bullshit. She's an angel. All right, so now we know you're full of shit, too. so i mean what to do You'll fit in perfectly. If we gave her money, she wouldn't tell any stories about you, Kimberly. You got to beat her. yeah. We can reverse that shit. Okay. Alright, y'all aren't real fucking family. Because real family dishing the fucking dirt in a heartbeat on each other. It depends. I'm not going to do it live. I've already told you guys some stuff.
02:33:44
Speaker
Alright, well you can come up either way. Just come up and hang out with us. Casey, get up in this bitch. Come on.
02:33:52
Speaker
Yeah, I'm going to run. I'll try to jump back on here in a bit, okay? Okay. I knew you were killing it. Glick who? yeah that Take care man Good hanging out with you again brother Always Yeah I hope I get my sister don Come on Casey Casey She's an angel Oh my Yeah See now you know why i said she's full shit Cause I don't even know you like that And I know that's some bullshit
02:34:29
Speaker
I mean, i heard I heard the band story, or the church camp story or whatever that was. Oh, no, she didn't go to church camp. No, I'm talking about you your church camp story. That was my introduction to you like five minutes after I came up to fucking panel the first time.
02:34:44
Speaker
Let me tell you how I killed this motherfucker. I can't believe my sister did. I feel like, oh, golly, baby. Casey, get up here.
02:34:57
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ah and jetter yeah well welcome Welcome to Fuck Back Welcome back from watching your Brittany videos and shit, man. You know what? They're really inspiring.
02:35:11
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Modog, get your ass back on camera. i bet I bet your hand's still greasy too. Yeah, well, I you got the olives. I'm here. i was just going ah I've been going off screen when I smoke. It does a whole little lava lamp thing because some of them sink and then they float. Wait, it. Can you full screen him, Britt?
02:35:26
Speaker
but Okay, without even, that looks like my fucking urine. Worst thing ever, Brittany.
02:35:33
Speaker
See? Okay, I like the idea of putting the fucking olives in it. It's so good. i guess i like Oh, you know what? I got some olives in the fridge. They're probably six years old, but I got some olives in the fridge. right Me too. I'm curious. I'm going to go look. I'll be right back. I'm going to see what the expiration date is.
02:35:50
Speaker
Dude. i I'll show you guys. You think i'm joking. Green olives in your beer, you especially if you got splashed little olive juice in there with the beer. Oh, my God. It's olive beer. It's delicious. That's why I put Red Bull in mine.
02:36:01
Speaker
I'm about to end up in a fucking stream.
02:36:07
Speaker
Brittany's protesting. I can't. I fucking can't. It's so good. I'm about to end this whole fucking thing. She's done. She's done, Caesar. This bullshit. It's actually really good, Brittany. You should try it.
02:36:23
Speaker
just want a turkey sandwich, not beer. I do want a turkey sandwich, too. i had one earlier that sounds good what this is turkey and i i eat it with salt and vinegar chips so that's what that's that's legit that's so legit you gotta have some um with a goddamn turkey sandwich do you put do you put chips on your sandwich or just eat the sandwich and the chips both yes that is correct answer you passed
02:36:58
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Okay, this is a little disgusting. I won't even eat these.
02:37:04
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Hang on. Full screen me, Britt. Full screen me. enough and I don't know if this will show up. Let's see if this shows up. Oh my god That's how COVID started.
02:37:17
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That's how COVID started. there's There's literally a layer of fucking mold on top of it.
02:37:25
Speaker
It's a grandparent's fucking fridge or cabinets. It's just little penicillin. yeah Yeah, it's good it's gonna it's going to strengthen your immune system because it's gonna make it fight for life.
02:37:37
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Let me see if I can find a date on this. Yeah, I wouldn't eat. i wouldn't yeah I'm pretty brave, but I wouldn't even eat these, man. Even the date is c crusted over with mold. it It don't even have a fucking expiration date on it. No, it just says eat at your own risk at this point. Oh, wait. I see some fine print. It's drinking fucking cool water or some shit.
02:38:01
Speaker
Well, now I'm going to have to go out tomorrow and buy some fucking olives. I want to put some olives in this in this shandy. That would probably taste good. No, not in the shandy. You got to have like a plain, stupid beer. Oh, my God. Did you forget who you're talking to? Oh, yeah.
02:38:16
Speaker
Those are going in the garbage. Yeah. You know what?
02:38:20
Speaker
yeah please yeah also critical people yeah you know way That thing is so disgusting. It's probably going to climb back out and try to attack you. I'm not even going open that, man. think a Tokyo monster will crawl out of there. No, don't. You will die.
02:38:36
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He'll pass out right on stream if he opens it. Those spores are getting in your nose and everything else, and you get sick of your throat. Yeah, that'ss that's pretty disgusting. What's that show, The Last of Us? Moda is going to do The Last of Us in real life. My my my own show.
02:38:52
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One episode long. one episode long. It's raining
02:39:04
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Yeah, my my my fridge is such a bachelor fridge, man. It's all like condiments and shit, man. It's a grandparent fridge. Everything's expired. No, it's a grandparent fridge. Grandparents have actual fucking food in their fridge. My shit doesn't.
02:39:17
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They'll give you butterscotch candy if you behave yourself. Angel fucking called it, guess. She called it expired shit like that. That's a grandparent's fucking food.
02:39:29
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Right. My sister moved in with her husband or not husband, but she went to clean out their kitchen and they shit. Fucking they got married in was it 2023? I think 20. don't fucking know.
02:39:40
Speaker
I don't remember. It don't matter, but they're cleaning out the kitchen and they had fucking cause she was trying to make meals one day and she saw a little bunch of bugs run around. She like, all right, well, let's clean up this cabinets and everything was like 2000. It was good year.
02:39:57
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It depends. If it's sitting in like vinegar, that can last a little long. The rice, the cereal, fucking you name it, everything was fucking expired out the ass.
02:40:11
Speaker
There's a zombie apocalypse, though. There's a zombie
Zombie Humor and Apocalyptic Plans
02:40:16
Speaker
apocalypse. We have no problem eating that shit. There's a very good chance it could you know that wish that What would y'all do?
02:40:26
Speaker
stop be Where would you go? what i I would be eaten first, so it doesn't matter. I would probably slowly start taking on animals, eating i be the most bland person I've ever seen.
02:40:41
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And then I would go to Pendleton. I'd go to Pendleton because I know where everything's Even the zombies would be like, this motherfucker needs some hot sauce. This tastes like shit.
02:40:52
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default as right Can we get some sriracha for this honky? 2017? That's green beans I was talking about. Wait, what
02:41:12
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what happened now? I hear it. I don't know who it is. You did what? Am I doing? Is my sound fucked up?
02:41:22
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I muted. It wasn't me. I muted and I still hear it. There you go. It's done. There it
02:41:31
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is. That's what it sounds like when Jedi bleaches his butthole. He doesn't need to.
02:41:40
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It's already default. did You're muted. I don't know why you're talking to talk. was me earlier. Never mind. Yeah. Okay, Brittany muted me. it Is my sound fucked up? Yeah. It's static. Let's see.
02:41:54
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oh my gosh to make it louder that's great hey go make it louder do it until my ears bleed i love it so no um i have a made a plan with a few of my family members and friends we have an arsenal an area that i'm not gonna fucking tell you i'm full oh come on brave
02:42:21
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um where we are all going to meet each other for the apocalypse.
02:42:29
Speaker
Oh, that's cool. Well, you missed the rapture. That was yesterday. Oh, fuck. That was couple days ago, actually. be Well, I'll be on my way. get good night, guys.
02:42:42
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See you never.
02:42:46
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No, we we really have, like, come up with us. actually thought were going to end it. I was like, no! so as ah I wasn't sure if she was joking or not. is it so I know. Is this over?
02:42:59
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Bye. I was like 50-50 ready to ditch out. be like, let's go. If you need to ditch, you can't.
02:43:11
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We won't be mad. There's a lot of miles to go. And I'm not telling you where it is. We're going to stop Tilton first, pick everything we need, and then we're going to Cronaut Island.
02:43:24
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One is a Marine. Not a bad plan. Slash national, which I'm not telling you all the details. but did Keep talking. You'll you'll tell us.
02:43:35
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Little bits are coming out at a time. Yep. We have an arsenal and a bunker. That's all saying. That's what I want. I want my own fucking bunker.
02:43:46
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Bring on the fucking zombies, man. Yeah, dude. I got enough fucking ammo. We've been prepared for this for like 10 years at least. We had to switch out some of the cans because they didn't get expired.
02:44:02
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I mean, they're good up until at least 2017. But it's 2025 right now. Just a hammer. twenty twenty five you know so
02:44:12
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yeah Sarge, you can go back to the future and eat them. Right? In Sydney. In Sydney, Australia. And if you guys are nice enough, maybe you can join the club.
02:44:24
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I want to join the club. Where I sign up? i um I just want to have as much ammo as I can carry and just go around my rifles and just start blasting motherfuckers.
02:44:36
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That's what I used to do when I played Oregon Trail back in the day. or ah Say that again? Oregon Trail. Oregon? Oregon Trail.
02:44:49
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Oregon Trail? We're going to play the Oregon Trail. It's funny because everybody west of the Mississippi pronounces it Oregon. yeah Everybody east of the Mississippi says Oregon. You're getting... Either way, that that game about a trail that was in fucking green and black. We all played that in elementary school.
02:45:07
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Exactly, and I loaded up with ammunition. I would just hunt all the time, and it was so much fun. You shoot the little fucking ping pong thing at the buffalo, and then you eat. wait And then you die from dysentery.
02:45:18
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Yeah, you die from dysentery every time. there's no one Everybody in that era died of dysentery. it was an it was It was an epidemic.
02:45:30
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Or snake bite. Yeah, same right. Or syphilis. snake bite. ah but No, that never shook it up.
02:45:40
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I must have been playing the adult version of the game. You know, I say Oregon because I was Oregon when the dysentery kicked out.
02:45:51
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See, dad jokes. Dad jokes are fun. That was grandpa joke. That was a grandpa joke. Okay, well, I'm trying to get on your level, bro.
02:46:03
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Work harder, man. okay We're shot fired, bro. Casey, get your ass up here. Yeah, shots fired at the Buffalo in the Oregon Trail. Yeah. and did ah Did you guys ever play... i level not on the level ah Yeah, I've played that many times. yeah I'm really good at that game, actually. yeah I perfected that motherfucker.
02:46:25
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ah Licked my own forehead, what? I'm going to write a book read a book. I can masturbate to this. It's going to be an addendum to the Kama Sutra. Yeah.
02:46:38
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Jersey's like, shut the fuck up, Sarge.
02:46:44
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Finally, finally. That one's for you, Rachel. Thank did you. Did you already have your barbecue? Where are you at? I forget where you're at. You're on the west, right?
02:47:00
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Yeah, Arizona. It's only 6.48. We gotta wait until 8 whenever he gets here. Gotcha. But with how much a drink since 11 o'clock this morning, I don't know if I can stay up.
02:47:11
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but
02:47:14
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Barbecues at 8. She'll be passed out by 7.30. Right? What time is it? I'm thinking doing a late night stream on my channel at like midnight. I'll be there. and Your time?
02:47:27
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Yeah, my time. So that's 3 a.m. here. Is it? And it go goes back to last night's conversation of why I've not been around much lately. Your girl's broke.
02:47:39
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your girls bro I need a co-host though. I gotta find a co-host. So Angel, you gonna be co-host? just said I'm gonna be there. Yeah, I know, but I was literally just saying I need a co-host. So are you gonna just be there or be my co-host?
02:47:55
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I'll be co-host. ah don't get mad at me if I get pissy with people. That's fine. I'm gonna do the same thing. Alright, we're good then. We're to fucking yell at everybody. We're going to have two people watching. We're going to have two people watching. It's going you and me.
02:48:12
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We're going to yell at everybody. We're not going to end the stream on... Never mind. Shut up. Wait, you're ending the stream? What?
02:48:23
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said She's ending it on a fart bucket.
02:48:28
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She's going to fart this stream into a bucket. Jedi, I love you, but I won't be there, brother. I got shit to do in the morning. I know, bro. I know. It would be fun if you were, but i understand. It's late. Honestly. have to do more time. here so i will fart out I'll follow you over there after ah second Yay!
02:48:52
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I think I'm gonna umm and to call this. Thank you guys for coming here. i hope everybody had a good time. sorry sorry Sorry we weren't cool enough for you to keep the stream. You're hosting, so yeah, it was fun. oh Thank you. I hope everybody, like, shares, subscribe.
02:49:12
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Do it, motherfuckers. Do it. Just do it. You just do it. So you're not going you're not going live now, right, Jedi? You're waiting until later? No, no. and It'll be later. Shut the fuck up.
02:49:24
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but I have to make my family think that I love them. so you know well Everybody, thank you for joining us.
02:49:34
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a My name of Tim, Granny, is approved. Like, share, subscribe. i appreciate you all coming in to join us. And Yeah. Have a great night.
02:49:48
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I don't know where that fucking shit is.
02:49:56
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Can I unmute now?
02:49:58
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Technically, yes. Have a good night, y'all. Later. Later, guys. Later, buddy. Later, y'all.
02:50:07
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That's not what they mean for today.
02:50:14
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not letting me fucking do it so you know it was a great stream good job brady i'll see you in a couple days later on it's okay later um and
02:50:37
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