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Nonsensical Nonsense - Sh1t Slinger Saturday!!
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What is going on tonight? I dunno either, but Glick is single again.
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Transcript
Introduction and Banter
00:02:54
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Welcome back.
00:03:16
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I better look the fuck out today. My crayons are sharp. The box is full. My bottle of glue is topped off. from My helmet is on tight, baby. We're about to risen with the tism. Let's get with it. Suck my dick and eat my asshole, you sons of bitches.
00:03:37
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Everything is running with a delay tonight. What the fuck? What's going on, everybody? Happy Saturday. Welcome to Nonsensical Nonsense. You know who I am. I'm Glick, but I got my buddy Blaze with me.
00:03:50
Speaker
What's going on, dude? I'm breaking my rule, and I'm drinking tonight with y'all motherfuckers. Ah, breaking the rules, and I am undecided if I'm going to drink, but I am currently being a good boy, and I got me a little rehydration drink.
00:04:05
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but Nice, nice, nice. I see the chat's already popping. So we'll see if I dive in and have me a... I think if I drink tonight, I'm not going to get drunk. to have me a couple brewskis.
00:04:17
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Try to behave myself. Try. well got the chat popping off. I'm trying. Everything is running so slow. me There we go. on the times of rules Sometimes the rules are meant to be broken.
00:04:33
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Yeah.
Social Media Promotion
00:04:35
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what Johnny Paul's in the building. Jersey and Angel. MK, I've seen Jedi was in there running his shit hole already.
00:04:46
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Hashtag blazing network. Ah. Man. Oh, man. That was a great, like, four-hour nap today that I needed. Fuck my life. Anyways.
00:04:58
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What's everybody up to on a Saturday night? We're going to little weird like we always do. If you're not already, go ahead and check us out. Facebook, Instagram. Ah.
00:05:10
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but say Facebook, Instagram, TikTok, X Shows are live on the YouTube, Facebook And yeah, we're on Twitch, I don't know why But we're on Twitch but We're there And you can listen anytime, anyplace And I believe between Blaze and The last week or so, we are completely caught up With shows, right? ah Uploaded ze On Zencaster for the most part I got this week shit to finish, but yeah Yeah, this week, yeah I'll have tonight, and I think I have Tuesday night Then I gotta get up, but Outside of that, work we're actually ahead of the game for a change.
00:05:43
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Mm-hmm. if you can listen on those podcasting platforms, you can find all the shows up to date and right there for you. We do appreciate y'all listening to us there because we are still hanging out in the top 10 for the last, like, six, seven weeks on that top 100 ranking of all Ohio podcast.
00:06:03
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So that's cool. Keep that shit going. Mm-hmm.
00:06:10
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But, you know, drill give us follow, give us a like, give us a share.
00:06:15
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and don't forget, we got buttons. We got buttons. Yep, 9 out of 10 grand is approved. Smash it. Smash it like you would your grandma.
Humor and Generational Topics
00:06:25
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Don't do that.
00:06:27
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Don't smash it like you would your granny. Some people didn't granny smash it. I'm just saying. you know we We do not kink shame here on the Nonsensical Network, whatever you're into.
00:06:39
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ah Hashtag gill funkers. Yeah. I need to get me. Well, you know what? and at that We are at that age, please, where you know we we can technically and it not be too weird if we're hanging out with but some gill funkers.
00:06:54
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Actually, to tell you the truth, at our age, we have children that are possibly have kids. So, yeah, us being grandparents. So, the whole gill thing is not i'm not really that offended by it because, I mean, we are a grandparent age. So, it's...
00:07:09
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It fits. Hashtag Granny. There we go. Hashtag Granny Smashers Network. ah Yeah. i know I know a lot of lovely, very lovely ah young ladies in their 40s and maybe early that are grandmas already.
00:07:27
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I would have no problem gilfing around.
00:07:33
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If you would. Big tall glass of gilf. right before Right before bed. Helps you sleep at night. here I'll take it.
00:07:45
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I'll take it. Give me a gilf. My. Oh, my. Oh, my. Edibles ain't even kicked in yet. Nice. oh animals Yeah. No, I...
00:07:57
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edibles ain't even kicked in yet nice ah yeah no i Dude, I love this this shit. I should probably be drinking a lot more hydrational stuff.
00:08:11
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But, because I don't like water. Hashtag not allowed within 100 feet of a nursing home. well Oh. Man, I didn't say I didn't say i didn't say i was obituary
00:08:29
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hey yeah yeah okay a big tall glass of gill as it's not Hey, there's ah there's ah there's a lot of a single single ladies in the nursing home. I'm just saying.
00:08:41
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What ladies? Man, she got the right amount of grays. I might never stray, I'm just saying. yeah What was it Ben Stiller said in Happy Gilmore?
00:08:56
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You're in my world now, Granny.
00:09:04
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Yeah, yeah.
00:09:09
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i like okay. like How all these people have my phone number all of a sudden? i don't ever use my phone. but but but Giving strokes to old folks. ah some of yeah but Some of those old folks are giving strokes. I'm just saying. I'm
00:09:28
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giving my strokes in and you might have a stroke. Yeah.
00:09:35
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Ain't nothing wrong with little bit of action from time to time. i'm just saying, that's a good idea, man. going to go peruse the the nursing home for for a little ah little action.
00:09:48
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i Hold on. I want to read this. Guy down the road, aged as my son, was going to bring pallets over and someone stole them. He wrote saying, sorry, but he was the other hard way.
00:09:59
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What? Oh, my. um
00:10:05
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It's funny.
00:10:08
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but oh old fro Old folks stroking. Never too old to stroke.
00:10:15
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Told him, nah, you're my son's age. Fair. Hey, man. ah Ain't nothing wrong with that. As long as they're age as long as they're out of age. I don't know. Maybe if he shows up with a notebook and pen, he is's really serious about taking notes?
00:10:31
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I don't know. I'm just saying. ah I mean, you can turn it into a classroom setting. Yeah, I don't know. There you go. ah A little role-play action.
00:10:45
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e I mean, yeah, there's nothing wrong with it as long as I'm of age. You know? Yeah. she Well, have ah I have got to be at least 21 in my opinion so that, you know,
00:10:58
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You can buy me alcohol if I'm too drunk to dry. At my age, my line is 30. I think i think that's about think that's about where I'm at. 30 is the absolute youngest where I'm at.
00:11:15
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i mean I won't say never say never. i mean
00:11:21
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Maybe some 22-year-old got major daddy issues and and might tickle my fancy. No, because what around my age is coming by tonight for a kickback and he's the only one I consider at least old.
00:11:35
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Man, some stuff you might not want to put online. If your son's watching, he's like, fucking score, I'm bringing over a box of condoms. I'm only going to need one.
00:11:54
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i am not getting white i'm not I am not getting white guy wasted. White, white, white girl wasted. He's got his wine. He's fancy. He's fancy tonight. He's got his wine.
00:12:10
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but Church told me earlier. I'm a basic bitch. I got Miller Lite. I was like, hey, I drink Miller Lite. He made it creepy years ago and all his friends of mine And my son just laughed.
00:12:28
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They're all 22.
00:12:30
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Yeah.
00:12:35
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Not that I'm aware of. I was outside for a little bit yesterday, but I don't think i was out there long enough to to get a sunburn. I was just sitting on my patio. I might have gotten a little bit of sun. I sat out there for a a couple few hours last than or yesterday.
00:12:49
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I was out there jamming, listening to some reggae. enjoying my filth. And I hope you weren't enjoying yourself in public.
00:13:00
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I mean, maybe once or twice. I got into the corner, you know that corner of my patio, that fence right there? And I just stood there like Wilson from... from ah He stood there like the dude off freaking Blair Witch Project in the corner.
00:13:15
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Yeah, in the corner, yeah. What are you doing over there? Nothing. I'm almost finished. God, what a what a absolute terrible movie that was that just blew up.
00:13:33
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What movie is that? Blair Witch. It was just so so... I mean, it was a good movie. It was a good concept. It introduced that found footage genre. i have i havet I have an unpopular opinion about that.
00:13:47
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I absolutely enjoyed that movie. I thought it was a good movie. I thought it was smart. I thought it was different for what it was. It was it was out of the box. thing It was very novel. and i and i give the creators that movie fucking props for the balls they had.
00:14:02
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and in regards if it wasn't no like I mean and think people are trying to like compare that movie to some huge blockbuster. Not every movie that comes out to the theater is quote unquote blockbuster.
00:14:15
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but I liked the movie. I really liked it. I just, it, the suspense, like lazy, it really, like it really, really built it the suspense.
00:14:26
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I can understand if you're somebody that gets s queasy at shaky camera filming and stuff, I can understand how you might be displeased with that. Cause that was kind of novel too, for that, for that type of, for that time period.
00:14:39
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So, cause I remember when that movie came i remember where I was when that movie came out. It was, it was, it was, i don't know. I, I think it's underrated for what it is. I
Film and Entertainment Debate
00:14:50
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agree. The second one was was terrible. The first one, I mean, like like when I say a shit movie, I didn't mean to be like it's a bad movie because it was a good movie and it was new. Oh, no, no, no. i mean I mean, I mean, a lot of people do think it's a shit movie. I mean, there that is not a wrong opinion. It's all. I mean, but i mean, you know, for what it was, I a definite mean, it's wrong. Yeah.
00:15:11
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but But for what it was, it it it became very successful. I mean, it made a lot of money. and It was very successful. ah And like I said, that and Paranormal Activity, they kind of came out around the same time they introduced that found footage genre into the horror realm, which I am a huge fan of those found footage movies.
00:15:31
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Stuff like that. so um pe And I owe that to Blair Witch because ah Had it not been for that, I would have been like, ooh, run footage.
00:15:42
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Ooh, this is dumb. Now, now the second the second, the sequel to that was absolute garbage, in opinion. Yeah, it was garbage. It was dog shit. They tried to, you know, cash cow, like Fast and Furious. You just just want to make, you know, the person you want to, while the oven's still hot, you want to jump in there.
00:16:02
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You were talking about the camera movement and stuff like that. If you get queasy easy. Remember that movie Cloverfield with the aliens and it was all shot. for like The entire movie was like a handheld camera.
00:16:13
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People were getting motion sickness and leaving the theaters and stuff like that.
00:16:19
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i want you know I watched the new movie last night, but I'm going to save my review for Friday. so but i will say this.
00:16:30
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It was Red Sonja, the new Red Sonja. I will say I wasn't completely mad at it. But it's not it's not what you think it is. I'll just say that.
00:16:42
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is it Is it a remake or a ah remiek from the original one? Or is it a new movie? It's a total it's a total re reboot. yeah they definite They definitely left it open for the sequel.
00:16:53
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But the way they did is fucking cheesy. But... but yeah but well Nice.
00:17:08
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Nice. so yeah Fucking last night, man, I finally got to have a couple of beers with my neighbors. they and We always chit-chat one another when we see each other outside. They were coming home last night. When I was out there, we started talking. i was you want a beer? He was like, hell yeah. is girl okay we we had a couple ah couple beers together. We're sitting out here bullshitting. Younger couple.
00:17:30
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It was nice to finally get to kind of sit down and hang out and bullshit with my neighbors. My neighbors. What up, hoes?
00:17:43
Speaker
Won't you be in my neighbor? No. What's cracking? it's It's cracking. I took a long nap.
00:17:55
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I think everybody took naps today. had a, I had a, I had a long nap too. I got up about six and I've been kind of feeling like groggy
Show Dynamics and Interaction
00:18:04
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since. And I feel like, yeah, yeah. Yeah. I'm still trying to get my, I know we got like a, we got like a very slow roll to the show, to the, to the, to the start of the show tonight.
00:18:15
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And I'm trying to like, to just kind of wake up, man. Cause and it was like, I think it was like a little after two, I crashed. And then it was after six, I got a phone call I was like, looking at my phone, I was like, ah, what time is Oh shit, I gotta set the studio off.
00:18:34
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yeah And I still haven't quite woken up yet.
00:18:39
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That's why I was late, because I had to get my mind right before I had to deal with you fuckers. I got my mind right by getting the studio set up, because I i was like, you know, i got shuffled downstairs,
00:18:53
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I drank some water, I let the dog out. i was like, I don't see it set up. Let me go ahead and set it up. Boom, here we are. Arm things might, what? We made it. oh but so ah Ah, the arm wave.
00:19:10
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ah Yeah. okay I need to get on YouTube, do all that shit. ah I'm still waking up too, yeah. have to you know smoke a little bit
00:19:26
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wakey wakey wakey bakey exactly and took me a minute so i'm glad britney is here because i was going to start doing the memes eventually but i wanted us all here and i wanted the the the but chatters whoever wants to come up to come up before we start sharing
00:19:52
Speaker
I didn't forget about the memes. I didn't forget about the memes. I was going to open i in over the doors here in about 10 minutes or so. I usually try to wait to get about a half hour into the show before I drop the link and open the door. Sorry,
00:20:12
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the neighborhood kids were standing up my window. They're do that barking sound again that you did. Jeez.
00:20:21
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lastly now here yesterday were yeah It's interesting you say that, Jersey, because Glick and I noticed that before we went live when we saw the chat. and Glick was like, oh Jersey and Moe. They got a picture together.
00:20:35
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um I didn't even realize that. I love it. but yeah i thought Yeah. Oh, cool. Dang, shoddy. That's cute. Oh, shit.
00:20:46
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Thanks, honey.
00:20:52
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Don't steal my thing. That's all I ask. Don't steal my thing. What up, little mama?
00:21:00
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Oh, here we go. It's happening.
00:21:06
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Yeah, if you guys a't if you guys didn't notice the description. I didn't.
00:21:15
Speaker
You read the shit. It made me I don't remember what it is. I can't read
00:21:26
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it. What is going on tonight? I don't know either. but Glick is single again. That's it.
00:21:39
Speaker
I was just like, God damn, buddy. Cheers. Y'all are welcome. Yeah. Y'all are welcome. yeah Cheers to that.
00:21:48
Speaker
We got on hard tonight, boys. I don't even... I need to go get me ah I'm actually thinking about grabbing me a water or something. I don't know if I want pop. I got me two i me two bottles of cabbie tonight. I got ah yeah two bur bourbon barrel aged cabbies.
00:22:08
Speaker
um by not fancy One by Spyglass haven't tried, which so far is pretty good. I tried the Josh's bourbon-aged cabbie. It's not as good as this one. This one's pretty good.
00:22:20
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Then I got a 1924 brand downstairs that's also a bourbon-aged... No, no, no, no. It's a different brand, but I forgot what the brand is. But it is two also bourbon-veril-aged wine.
00:22:32
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I want to do like a comparison.
00:22:36
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Interesting. Yeah, yeah. So like like like Lazy said earlier, I'm getting white girl wasted tonight. Like white girls? Yeah, because you have your wine. That's why, for sure.
00:22:52
Speaker
Which I think is weird because i when I hear white white girl wasted, I think white calls. Yeah, that's what I think too. Yeah, like white calls because those seltzer drinks and shit. Yeah. Yeah.
00:23:05
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White girl wasted his half of wine was probably... Cheers. I feel like that's what came from, is wine. Yeah, that's what i used to say to my ex-wife and her friends when they were drinking wine, is that they were getting white girl wasted.
00:23:21
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So that was before there was those seltzers and white clothes and shit. du and involves It evolved. That's why think Zima was ahead of its time.
00:23:35
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I don't know what fuck to show your zima or zima zima was a clear multi-beverage drink that came out during the mid to late 90s.
00:23:49
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And it wasn't very well received. It was thought of as a girly drink. It was very popular to put a Jolly Rancher in there. But it was like ah it was a it was almost like a lemon-lime sort of drink.
00:24:01
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drink yeah yeah that's like green nice It was a clear citrus flavored, lightly carbonated malt beverage. Yep. Hey, Mandy.
00:24:17
Speaker
What up, Mandy? I'm looking at it. You know, I want to say, Mandy got a good zinger on me. Because that caption contest, there's the not just the memes, but there's like three captions, and she's got a good one.
00:24:31
Speaker
But the thing is that all the comments that I did, all the captions, and I took off. I hid the real names and stuff because you're not really supposed to do that because apparently it's considered bullying if you do that.
Nostalgia and Cultural References
00:24:42
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I don't know. Yeah, i found i found that out I found that out on Facebook because I've gotten – I'm restricted in group chats in my Facebook page because of stupid shit like that.
00:24:57
Speaker
I didn't know that. for mention i thought i thought I thought, wouldn't you like... Yeah, I do lot of shit-talking. But I shit-talk people that are that are in in it for the shit-talking. Irrelevant. It's a consensual shit-talk.
00:25:11
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Yeah, true. Zemo with a shot of Peach Schnapps or Fireball was the college drink in the a thing in the 90s?
00:25:23
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I know, I was about to say... and there was It might have been Hot Damn. Hot Damn was a big thing of the night. that was the ah That was the cinnamon schnapps. You probably mean... i do remember the mixing with the schnapps.
00:25:38
Speaker
yeah What is up, Wally? How you doing, home? Wally, what up, dude? and Johnny, I want to say, yeah, man, thanks. yeah i du you Thanks for being up ah last night. It was fun having you as contestant.
00:25:53
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ah Next month, If you want to join the the trivia game again, dude, it's going be stoner movies. It'll be a little bit probably more of our alleys. Western movies kicked everybody's ass last night. We all realize I should never have done Western movies.
00:26:07
Speaker
Oh my gosh. Okay, so Fireball came out in Canada in 1984 as Dr. McGillicuddy's Fireball Whiskey, a flavored schnapps from Seagram's.
00:26:23
Speaker
Wait, when? 1984 before being sold as Cesarac company in 1989. I'd be damn.
00:26:33
Speaker
Yeah. So fireball cinnamon whiskey in 2007. Like that's when they rebranded it to that. So 1984 is technically when I came out.
00:26:46
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Yes. Stoner movies for trivia month. Also next Friday, we're doing lights, camera discussion. It's going to be about Michael. Michael, Brittany's going to join us that Friday. going to have a couple favorite stoner movies we're going to talk about.
00:27:01
Speaker
Then we're going to take a little short deep dive into Days of the Fused. Should
00:27:15
Speaker
be fun. If I stop talking smack to you, then I don't like you. Fair enough. I'm right there with you, Mandy. I think that's why we get along. See, I'm about to just drop the link anyway because it looks like I like to wait 30 minutes and talk. and He just poofs.
00:27:31
Speaker
And then he disappears. and do see yeah ah And it's Saturday, so whatever. I don't mind. Hello.
00:27:43
Speaker
You ready? No. No.
00:27:47
Speaker
no we didn' More like more like talking s sp Yeah, I can hear you sons of bitches talking all that Oh, I know. Oh, absolutely. doing ah You're doing ah next Friday night? You're doing Dazed and Confused?
00:28:03
Speaker
Yeah, September's going to be stoner month because it's my birthday month. I'm like, fuck it. ah That's the reason why I did it Maybe a Sasquatch needed a cop a squat.
00:28:15
Speaker
so I needed to go get me a beverage. I wouldn't got me i didn't i don't like to drink plain water. So I had to go through and find me a nice flavor pack. Interesting.
00:28:27
Speaker
i love being such freaking water. I mean, I'll drink water. I just don't like to drink plain water. So i we've got about a million freaking packs of flavoring out there that the kids wanted now they won't use.
00:28:40
Speaker
like They asked me to buy them and then they don't use them because they just drink plain water. and I'm like, why did I buy this shit if you guys aren't going to drink it? Why do you have children? why you have children I'm just kidding.
00:28:52
Speaker
Exactly. Why do I have fucking kids? Hashtag Jack Link smoothie. That is so funny.
00:29:05
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That's a good one. that's that's that's as That one gets starved. Cheers to that. Jedi, you are the hashtag king, buddy.
00:29:19
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like
00:29:22
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Absolutely.
00:29:25
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Yeah, he's shaking. Dude, he's shaking it a lot. like He's like frustrated shaking it. You know what I mean? Very much. You're playing with yourself and he shook it like 50 fucking times.
00:29:38
Speaker
and I'm playing with myself. i don't give a fuck. Nobody else. You're not murdering your fucking self. Damn right. Beat that dick like it owes me money. Jesus Christ.
Chaos and Humor
00:29:50
Speaker
Single glick is back. Where's my money at,
00:30:00
Speaker
Signed him on OnlyFans, y'all. I don't know the link. I am actually OnlyFans. I think I'm going to ahead and go back into doing some shit on there.
00:30:11
Speaker
My OnlyFans has a 404 error, so y'all are fucked. Okay.
00:30:19
Speaker
think I didn't think it was that funny, but thanks. Just a blue screen pops up. for all i only but com slash blaze ah on four oh
00:30:38
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just a blue screen pops up
00:30:46
Speaker
fuck up um so The link is dropped. The doors are officially open. So you guys know the rules on Saturday night. If you want to come on in, come on in.
00:30:58
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Bring that boo shit.
00:31:02
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We don't really want to be here. ah that really I'll tell you what, I am so tired. Like I could just go to bed. I'm going drink this water and then I'm going to get me a beer.
00:31:13
Speaker
I'm going to start drinking some beers. It's Saturday. Saturday. Saturday. day Sad or gay? What? Yeah.
00:31:25
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Yeah. michael is Michael is spending time with families tonight. He might be up later, later, later.
00:31:37
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Yeah, he said he might be up later on so tonight. What is up, Jersey? I didn't know if you wanted me to do that or not. Sorry. Hello. Hello. You're looking beautiful.
00:31:55
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you Cheers. Cheers. I guess, yeah. man If we have to cheers every time somebody comes in, we're going to get fucked up. You're so basic, Jersey.
00:32:07
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yeah I am. I am very basic. For real. why Why in the world why in the world will you would you be screaming at your TV? What does your TV do you? Show me on this doll where your TV hurt you.
00:32:21
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show me on this doll where your tv hurt you
00:32:26
Speaker
touched right littlelupers That's Bella Hi Bella
00:32:34
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Uh Mandy Let's go Alabama fan aren't you LSU versus Clemson Do you see the Bama thing yeah oh yeah yeah Cool Is that really Lazy Jedi? Is that really Lazy Jedi? I don't know. Is that really an Alabama clock back there?
00:32:58
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It is.
00:33:01
Speaker
Roll Tide. Roll Tide. and's see it Oh, there's a dragon. They just got smoked by the but Florida State. I know.
00:33:13
Speaker
My brain is hurting right now. I'm just loving it. Loving it.
00:33:20
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thanks Welcome Jedi, welcome Johnny Bongs, welcome Jersey. Thank you. What's up, everyone? Good night. Oh, yeah. Yes, almost did. I almost did. What's up, Bo? You're a Tigers fan. What up, people?
00:33:32
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mindy yes i almost did fort almost since you in yeah so but you're a tigers fan yeah
00:33:47
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but a detail
00:33:51
Speaker
I wanted to bring up something. but okay So but my friend was eating a plain donut and I was like, oh, that's like a default butthole. You got to pay extra for that. Okay.
00:34:11
Speaker
That's it. that that's that it yeah I remember telling you that. And as Slim Jim for later. Yeah, there you Or maybe both. Who cares? Oh, wait, wait. I got my cheese stick, too. Come on up, I'm checking. Always good to have a cheese stick handy.
00:34:37
Speaker
I have like a 48-pack in the fridge. It'll take you a while to get through that. like It might. Oh, shit.
00:34:49
Speaker
Oh man, I'd be constipated through all that shit. Right. here yeah Glick, your hat makes me feel like I have a vitamin C deficiency. Oh, basic.
00:35:03
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Y'all see?
00:35:06
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Have you seen it?
00:35:10
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Pumpkin. yes yeah Oh, nice. Spiced pumpkin, y'all. Basic. Oh, nice. That's good. Basic white girl shit, yeah. I like it.
00:35:25
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Basic.
00:35:28
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Yep. Basic. Bunch of basic dishes. It's high-end basic, though. if ah If I could find like pumpkin spice latte like vape juice, I would so like that.
00:35:39
Speaker
They have it. They do have it. What? I'll just...
00:35:44
Speaker
Yeah. um I'm pretty sure Coastal Clouds, yeah. I just got cotton candy. I mean, this time around, I got that's another basic white bitch.
00:35:56
Speaker
It really is Because i love cotton candy. So do I. Does it come with an insulin shot? you Before I had cotton candy, I had peach.
00:36:09
Speaker
It's so basic. I have blueberry limeade. Oh, that's not basic. That's good. That's not basic. You're basic. You're default. Shut up. You don't have room. What's up, Untrackable? I most basic. I am default.
00:36:26
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Yeah, I'm strawberry one. ju i have a monopoly on basic. I'm more of a proletariat. Untrackable. Untrackable, how are you doing tonight, dude?
00:36:37
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ah and I'm doing really good. um Hey, Untrackable. But the reason I'm wearing a Spain World Cup jersey is because I had a retarded ex-girlfriend that wanted me to have the... We all had a few of them. She wanted me to have have the World Cup championship jersey rather than a USA jersey.
00:37:03
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And I was like, I mean, I can't turn it down, but like, how are you not going to get me a USA jersey? That's one thing I haven't talked about yet. And he says bougie face. That's hilarious.
00:37:16
Speaker
I love, truck and Dragon Ball, I love you, but i love how you come up here and you give us an answer to a question nobody asked that love. I'm here for him, man. Oh, shit. That's great. it's That's like a trackable stink. He just walks in. When he comes into the studio. I noticed that. I noticed that. was like Every time he comes, he's just like, this is why I'm doing blah, blah, blah. I was like, nobody asked, we're here for it. We're still here for it. Yeah. He preempts our thoughts.
00:37:54
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He preempts our thoughts. He knows what we're going ask. I'm giving you a taste of what's on my mind. I'm just tracking our thoughts. Well, that's what this show is for. I'm just giving you a taste of what was on my mind because...
00:38:09
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My girlfriend didn't care what I thought, so she got me a Spain jersey. You guys didn't ask me a question. I'm going to give you a story that you didn't ask.
00:38:20
Speaker
Mandy, it's never too late. It's never too late. Wait a minute. with Are we really talking about jerseys this early?
00:38:28
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ah in Jersey. Are you doing an alpha change already? um that i that i See, they don't know, Jedi. They don't know.
00:38:42
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They ain't ready for it. They're not ready for it. Maybe I should just tone it down a bit and... I mean, I got the... close yeah I like it.
00:38:57
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It's nice. me And I got the little ponytail on top. I wanted to be like Brittany, actually. That's why I put the ponytail on top. use Do you see how high it goes, Brittany? Like, that's wild. imagine if i mean wild Imagine if I teased it, like how, like, you freaking big it's. Oh my god, that sounds so wrong.
00:39:22
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Imagine if you pulled out the Aquanet. Oh, yeah, bro. I remember the fucking
00:39:29
Speaker
oh yeah bro really a very i remember the fucking ninety s I used that shit to kill spiders. You fucking hit them with some Aquanet, they can't move. Oh, a lighter and Aquanet.
00:39:43
Speaker
Listen, my hair was like that in the o That's crazy. It's awesome. I was doing that shit in the 80s, not just the 90s. The higher the ponytail, the more air escapes.
00:40:01
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i'm so yeah to the right You're going to show me youre go have to show me the algebra formula for that guy. Yeah, I'm kind of curious. I don't care. I like it there. feels nice.
00:40:12
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Hey, Brittany, you're you're an eight. I'm a nine. Hey, you're after me. here You're a bitch.
00:40:29
Speaker
You're on Facebook. I'm sorry. but sorry I'm sorry. think it's getting to me. but Yeah, I put on my jersey because you brought up jerseys.
00:40:45
Speaker
got a would suck You got a jersey above a jersey. ah Yeah, do. up Yeah, yeah. yeah yeah for I forgot about the Michigan game on here, and I had my jersey sitting on the bed. I forgot I wanted to throw it on. So was like, yeah, let me throw Michigan jersey. Hey, but Gleick's a five. I think he's lying, though.
00:41:09
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and I definitely like two a three. He's a four-point line when he rounds up. I'm a solid two. I'm a solid two.
00:41:19
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I'm a negative four. um' ah um'm a solid too um like an um negative four I'm just saying in in football, like, um you know, numbers coordinate with the the positions that you play, and that must be the biggest five jersey they ever made.
00:41:36
Speaker
yeah I'm 69. I did not play at the University of Michigan. hangger there's ah There's a five-head joke in there somewhere. and yeah What about my ex-wife? Not alone.
00:41:52
Speaker
She's got Chaldee. She's a 62. Look at that. I so wish I had a 69 jersey right now. Fuck. I think green's your color. like Go birds!
00:42:08
Speaker
That is my favorite color, so I'll give you that. yeah Wait, is that an Eagles? Yeah, wait a second. Hell yeah.
00:42:20
Speaker
Oh, yeah. yeah Okay. Does that say kaleidoscope? It's Kelsey. it's Kelsey. It's the less gay Kelsey. Carolina. And I don't have Oh, shit.
00:42:35
Speaker
ah as hope good yeah my east carolina aline and i don't have but oh shit ah yeah There he goes. that that Perfect.
00:42:47
Speaker
Thank you. Thank you. I appreciate that. i appreciate that. I dig it. That's my Billy Bob jersey from Varsity Blues. Hell yeah. I watched it for you like three weeks ago. was like, yeah, Varsity Blues.
00:43:05
Speaker
It still holds up. yeah Five head joke is covered by the Sun. I might be able to bring out a gay one. I do.
00:43:15
Speaker
oh everyone I can't believe we're sitting here in football jerseys right now. fuck get it um It's Saturday night. It's it's shit swinging Saturday. philip It fits.
00:43:29
Speaker
Shit swinging Saturday. I do want to start showing some memes. Do you guys want to see some memes? Yeah, has a
00:43:40
Speaker
yeah un trackable has a ah soccer jersey on from his retarded ex-girlfriend. That was nice that you dated her recently. He was out there giving back to the community, you know, one retard at a time.
00:43:54
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yeah and quick i know how much pay You know, Blick, I know how much you hate Eagles fans. Yeah, Eagles fans are the best. like like some reason Did you expect an Eagles jersey to be on like your show, guys? like Come on, Blazing. I'm an Eagles fan. what are you talking about?
00:44:13
Speaker
All right. I appreciate that. girl i don't i don't I don't watch football. I don't watch football. can be an A's fan, a Sharks fan. It's all sports balls. I'm with Blaze on that one. Oh, wrong way.
00:44:24
Speaker
i mean you Can be an ace you can be fan? a sharks fan it's all fucking it's all sports ball lets um'm i'm with blaze on that twelve and if can oh wrong way can you be a doctor Hey, Mandy. Mandy, the question is, which one's the six and which one's the nine?
00:44:48
Speaker
doesn't matter, honestly. It doesn't. It doesn't matter. That's a good point. It's just all about facing towards the headboard or away. That's all it is. Okay, so i I'm So I do. Okay. I'm going to, I'm going who so recently on Facebook, I i posted, I posted an image. brittanney stripping I posted, I posted this image right here. And I asked, I asked people, I was like, Oh my God. oh i like I want you, I want you to caption or mean this. And we got both and we're going to, we're going to show the lead from my memory.
00:45:31
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done We're going to go over some of these. meat Is that protein or lemonade?
00:45:43
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so I think the real question is, how long did he sit on his hand for it to turn that pale? I'm going to start with the captions.
00:45:57
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Again, again I removed the names and altered these, but if if it's if it's yours and you recognize and you want props for it, drop a comment. We'll give you props for it. The first one is one of my favorites.
00:46:11
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Blaze says Sasquatch really does taste different, like beer in the beards. but Nice. one. This is not why.
00:46:20
Speaker
and second one that's this this is not one and And my runner-up, the one that's not water, is not that fun. But organic protein water?
00:46:32
Speaker
Get some. What would you do for drink of water?
00:46:42
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like the one that says that's not water. I like that. It's simple. but you're and very Yeah, it's simple to the point. I like that, too. Yeah, I do recall that one. The the beer and beard beards was Mandy. I i did see that.
00:46:57
Speaker
Yep. That one was Mandy. Okay. So let's start with... Good shit, Mandy. So Michael so michael did did did a few. So let's justs start with this one.
00:47:10
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ah
00:47:13
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me he man That's the fountain youth.
00:47:26
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I wish I had known about this. have had about 20. twenty Follow us on Facebook, jackass. I don't do Facebook. shit yeah That's your problem. That's okay. I'll just slip some in here and there.
00:47:40
Speaker
yeah that is' That is one. and where ah You know what? I'll start posting them on YouTube, too. I think we can do that as well. Yeah, he we can put you in the community. Yeah, I'll do that.
00:47:50
Speaker
I'll do that, yeah. That girth. You need a whole team to jerk that face. I tried to sit on it, but it wouldn't fit. this one's more This one's more of an inside joke that you guys watched last Tuesday's Chronic Contemplations. There was that came up, and my solution was to kill my best friend.
00:48:12
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the trolley problem it was a trolley problem that came up and my solution was to kill my best friend
00:48:21
Speaker
Oh no! There's a trolley! It's a trolley. I was like, God damn, Blaze is a hell of a friend. Fuck you, buddy. michael michael Michael's jaw dropped. He's like, what?
00:48:37
Speaker
let the sugar Sorry, Glick and Michael, you're dead. This next one is pretty ruthless. sorry. this next one is this next one is pretty ruthless i'm sorry
00:48:50
Speaker
yes a It's bigger than Brittany's whole body. Holy shit. boom oh we yeah I because i care.
00:49:10
Speaker
look at that you said and you're going to drink for and you just die
00:49:17
Speaker
The wind from the trolley is going to kill me, honestly. Let's be real.
00:49:25
Speaker
This one... That's one of my favorites. This one was a dig to the whole network and I love it. Now it's the spray-in network. Oh, we got James Luker in the hizzy. What's the whole...
00:49:41
Speaker
oh we got james lucker in the his what is it like Is it Labor Day already? so I thought that was next week. yeah ah no only one is is It's Labor Day weekend.
00:49:55
Speaker
and yeah currently It's not gay if it's water. You know what I'm saying? suppose so, man.
00:50:06
Speaker
If that's what makes you sleep better at night, then you're right. Say you're scared. You're just going to be thirsty. Here's one. is long past It's one of the ones I made.
00:50:20
Speaker
Oh, I'm not done. I'm not done. I'm just gearing up. Let's go. I did spell your name right. I wasn't trying to get my balls punched.
00:50:31
Speaker
you know oh i'm not done i'm not done i'm i was my late is gearing up let's go i did spell your name right yeah i was trying i wasn't trying to like get my balls punched yeah i have I would have totally spelled her name wrong.
00:50:53
Speaker
No, would have gotten it. This one's one of my favorites. This one's an inside joke. and in ne network yeah It's an inside glick joke. can you yeah Fucking Jimmy me Carter, you son of a bitch.
00:51:07
Speaker
jimmy I'll see you in hell. I'll see you in hell one day, Carter. what' that Leave that sweet old peanut farmer alone, Glick.
00:51:19
Speaker
Isn't it weird that I'm serious? We got two more. We got two more. Stay with me. this is This is one of my favorite ones. Glick, I think you'll appreciate this one. Is that an elephant?
00:51:34
Speaker
um Or is that an actual water fountain?
00:51:53
Speaker
why yeah look yeah I like that one myself. And the last one, this one, this one, I'm sure Angel won't mind if I go ahead and give her credit because i think she's really proud of this one. I'm really proud. I like it.
00:52:09
Speaker
This is a good one. She put some effort into some some editing skills right here. and It's awesome. It's too much. It's fucking awesome. That's great. That's the most accurate one I've seen. Yeah, yeah. A lot of work there. Yeah, you're hilarious.
00:52:30
Speaker
You're getting filled up like a water balloon. hu Yeah. Oh, my goodness. oh
00:52:38
Speaker
ah You didn't waste a single drop. I literally have tears in my eyes. This is amazing. Oh my god. but Glick will slurp them up too.
00:52:50
Speaker
my god.
00:52:54
Speaker
oh my god Yes, we get a water fountain. You have to stroke in order to turn the water. Oh, okay. Literally, i this whole time when seeing them, I thought it was an actual like animal penis.
00:53:10
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yeah Who's doing it? down, Brittany. I have another picture on deck that I'm going to post Monday.
00:53:22
Speaker
i have i have another i have another picture on deck that i'm gonna post monday for next Saturday's meme off. so That's a lot to process. For Monday, for next Saturday?
00:53:35
Speaker
I'm going to give people some time to think about and build some memes. Okay. Yeah. Now that people know about it, we can get more going. Well, I did do this like halfway through the week.
00:53:50
Speaker
so It was a nice spur of the moment thing and That was pretty funny. I like it. That was funny as shit. I thought it was genuine art right there. um it was beautiful.
00:54:02
Speaker
That was, I don't think, ah you know, the drinking of the water, that's one thing. But whoever designed that fountain, um hats off to you.
00:54:14
Speaker
ah swear to God. Make people drink them. It's going to get penises. You know, so you that movie's super bad. Like when they when ah i forgot got when the dude is like real young, all he does is draw penises.
00:54:30
Speaker
ah yeah That's what happens when when those kind of people get their hands on clay or whatever. That's what happens. That's what happens. new water future Are you a youth counselor? what What do you mean? Guilty.
00:54:44
Speaker
Guilty. she Brittany's like, guilty. i get ah and a but g no yeah i got a porcelain dildo in the freaking kiln right now, just baking.
00:54:58
Speaker
I fucking wish, man. He's like a keeler off of dildos. my only one thrown out My dad found it. um I was a horrible artist, but um I used to draw, you know, like um fighter jets flying over and like dropping bombs. like But the bombs were all shaped like dicks.
00:55:18
Speaker
so Oh, I've seen I've seen pictures like that. Yes, that's amazing. Save that one for therapy. Untrackable. Dropping the dick.
00:55:31
Speaker
I can't afford therapy. So I come that' what so i come to you. 20 bucks is 20 bucks. Hold on. I want Untrackable to finish that statement. He can't afford a therapy, so you go where?
00:55:46
Speaker
like just right yeah Right here. here.
00:55:51
Speaker
Okay. How many people are up now? Okay, six people. yeah So we got to split the 20 bucks six ways. Okay. Yeah, it's the same thing. like ah I can't afford a prostitute, so I come here.
00:56:05
Speaker
You know what I'm saying? It just got real stinky around here. It's getting ri weird.
00:56:16
Speaker
well Or are you just getting to excited? Glick, are those glasses of protective eyewear? Protective eyewear. You're not wrong, Mandy. You're not wrong.
00:56:27
Speaker
This is therapy. We're all screwed. Now I feel like... I know. Yeah, we're all screwed. Okay. If Glick says so... I mean, this is a type of therapy.
00:56:41
Speaker
you do It is. It's a way for us to hang out. It's a community. It's ah it's a community. is this is This is like going to church. This is a fellowship. and see bla know out of justice right now yeah I Yeah, mean, there's a line there's a fine line between community and cults. I don't know.
00:56:59
Speaker
Johnny Barnes is our leader. Just get it out of yourself. And I'm like, well, I could use a hand. Do you know what I'm saying? i could use a hand do you know what i'm saying If Glick offers you Kool-Aid, don't drink it. I <unk> forever watch out i promise you won't die, but I can't promise you won't wake up with a butthole that's sore.
00:57:29
Speaker
Oh my gosh. What about that? Oh my golly, dude. As long as it's not a plain donut. All I know is...
00:57:40
Speaker
All I know is the great thing about duct tape is it sounds a lot like yes. That's true. We're all having hallway sex passing each other and saying fuck you.
00:57:59
Speaker
What is that, my dude? What is that, pumpkin? yep Pumpkin. It's pumpkin whiskey. What? I never even heard of it. Of course.
00:58:10
Speaker
so freaking Of course. um I'll probably go into work Monday and see that on the shelf and like I'm going to beat myself over the head. I tried the Crown. It's by Southern Air Distilling Company.
00:58:22
Speaker
Okay. Yeah. have you guys Have you guys seen the new Crown Royal chocolate? I saw that and I was like, what? I tried it today.
00:58:32
Speaker
Is it good? I tried it. No. I don't like that. Okay. So, okay. i I went and picked up some wine today and there was a bottle on the counter for samples. i was like, oh cool. You got samples. She's like, yeah.
00:58:48
Speaker
was like, let me try some. So she pours me a little and I smell it. I'm like, it smells like a Hershey's chocolate bar. Okay. Okay. Not like, I don't want that on my nose.
00:59:01
Speaker
Apparently, it's not a liquor. It's a liqueur. It's like 70 proof. So this is why. So, I mean, for a liquor, I was expecting – it hit me on my nose way too heavy. I was like, it's not a problem.
00:59:13
Speaker
Is it milky? No. No, it's not. It's not milky. And so I've sipped it, tasted it, and it was, oh my God, it was a a horrible experience.
00:59:23
Speaker
It tasted like you take a Hershey's bar and you soak it rubbing alcohol and you lick it and then you vomit and you drink that. It's fucking disgusting. You drink the vomit? Horrible. Is that what you're saying? Horrible.
00:59:36
Speaker
Horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible. I don't like it. I don't to try it. I don't like most flavored liquors, to be honest. like Even like the Crown Apple, is yeah it's not bad, but I can only have a little bit.
00:59:48
Speaker
got to drink it straight because I can't even mix it with anything it's too sweet already. Right. Apparently, ah it sounds like Angel has tried it, and she agrees with me.
01:00:00
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Angel, come get your booty up here. I know, right? What are you doing? Tarantula, AKA Angel. have worked AKA Angel. I'm like, let's speak dance, pal.
01:00:13
Speaker
When it comes to the alcohol. Thank you, Brittany. She only just resets me.
01:00:19
Speaker
Gives me back to smart ass mode. Wait, what happened to Glick? But yeah. He couldn't handle the arm thing. Yeah, what happened to Glick? I was gonna ah trying to find... Here, let me just post this back in the...
01:00:32
Speaker
a
01:00:36
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My shoulder is feeling better, but my arm is still kind of hurting. But no, I feel like I'm good enough to do this again.
01:00:46
Speaker
we We have a guest over. ah what whats that oh you have a guest over. Okay, gotcha. Yeah, that's right. I remember you saying that.
01:00:57
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We'll kick him out. We're going to win tomorrow. yeah
01:01:03
Speaker
What is this? What is going on? What is going on Life and stuff. I am not in the driver's seat. Brittany's arm thing out changed the whole fucking timeline for everybody.
01:01:19
Speaker
My bad. Did Glick fall asleep? um ah No, my camera's just not.
01:01:32
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yeah What's your favorite color? Go. Purple. Your eyes are wide. but like i feel like there's a lot of pressure when you do that, Brittany. I'm like, I don't want to say the wrong color.
01:01:47
Speaker
it's like It's like if I don't give you the right answer, I'm going get my knees hit. with Exactly. yeah her She's going to Brittany kneecap your ass. Okay.
01:02:03
Speaker
know That's her rapper name. yeah um right Brittany Kneecapper. Or the Kneecapper.
01:02:17
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Do you ever have a package with a twisty cap and you put it between your thighs and try to open it one-handed and realize that You're squeezing you hard?
01:02:30
Speaker
Yeah, and it turns into a fucking fountain. What like you what in the world is Jersey Dillon? Right there with you. I was just saying. I was too skinny.
01:02:41
Speaker
Grip the bottle so it might not go together. that Is that vermouth? Yeah, it's not anything. Yeah, it's because it's a mixture. you You don't drink that shit straight. It's a mixture. I have a bar.
01:02:56
Speaker
I'm sitting at my bar. Oh, fair. Fair enough. Here's some black stuff. Ooh, we back to basic white girl questions, Brittany? Wait, what did I say? um I have a smile.
01:03:13
Speaker
This is a disaster, y'all. How much break? okay this is a disaster y'all um from I'm going to go make a new drink and check my life insurance.
01:03:26
Speaker
And Blaze will know what this is. Blaze. That's tequila.
01:03:35
Speaker
that's cool I didn't know that did that, though. does! Check it out tomorrow, bitch. That's like a bottle of i know yeah I did not.
01:03:49
Speaker
I'm going to go to work some tomorrow or Monday and I'm going to try that out now. and didn motors even itll vol at me The going to get so pissed off at me when i do shit like that. But he never fires me.
01:04:00
Speaker
and I even quit and he won't let me quit. I would have never guessed um because I don't drink enough, but I do watch way too much porn. So that was something completely different in my brain.
01:04:17
Speaker
Oh, you thought that was a sex toy? That is a giant sex toy. What the fuck are you fucking talking about? was a that was ah ah was a tequila bottle. This has confetti on it.
01:04:29
Speaker
I don't want to see Untrackable's butthole. not Me either. Untrackable's butthole has confetti on it? If you thought that was a sex toy, then I'm scared.
01:04:40
Speaker
but
01:04:43
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Jesus. Jesus. Hey, Glick. Yo, what? Oh, Glick. No, I'm Glick. What are you doing, bitch?
01:04:54
Speaker
Yeah, what's single Glick? Who's single Glick texting right now? Yeah, huh? briney What are you doing? like Well, she looks... I look a lot like her, so have fun.
01:05:09
Speaker
What up, slore? i hear you like guys who fucking their houses down.
01:05:16
Speaker
What up, Mandy? How's the time doing? If there was an apocalypse, I would like Mandy to be a part of my group, for sure. I'm curious to know. Oh, you think you'd want me to be part of your group? if You really wouldn't, because I'd be making people cry right in love.
01:05:35
Speaker
So it'd be too much noise. and No, you'd be in charge of the whole fucking thing. please go lay down, girlfriend. okay Oh, my gosh. Okay.
01:05:51
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okay Who do I need to make cry for you, Brittany? I'm from Jersey. You never make me cry. i thought she was going to say me. i was like, ooh, you bring it on. me Make me cry. You're going to make me cry? I don't care.
01:06:07
Speaker
I'm going to make you cry back. Aw. Thank you, Pumpkin. ah thank you palmkin cry It's a cry-off. It's a cry-off. I was like, I'm from Jersey. I'm going to cry easy.
01:06:21
Speaker
I'm usually the one making people cry. Cry-off. Oh, there we go. i've i've made i've made is i've made some I've made some of my airmen cry in the past. I'm not proud of you.
01:06:34
Speaker
I made them bawling little bitches. I made bawling little bitches. Where's this angel at? I know, Angel. I don't think anybody worries about making you cry because Flick does it enough when you get on your knees for him.
01:06:48
Speaker
I know, right? He does, too. Oh, my goodness. and start that that tip yeah tip hits the tip hits the back That tip hits the back and that gag reflex goes off and those tear nugs just get fucking
01:07:06
Speaker
Either you got a really short a face or Glick's bigger than we thought. we can hit the back of your throat. ah The answer to that is yes.
01:07:17
Speaker
ah That was good. oh man. Oh, man. That was a good one. I like that one. I love you, Jake.
01:07:28
Speaker
The comments for the... You know, if i've if i if I do cry tonight, it's pure laughing laughing laughing tears. that shit you words hard move Words are hard. a translator?
01:07:41
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Oh, man. Just once or something, I'll translate.
01:07:47
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oh mean but just rat once or something else and I'm not old enough for that yet. o I think I've had a few strokes on this goddamn show.
01:08:01
Speaker
oh Wait, I know why. ah Some of them have been like put on yourself though.
01:08:09
Speaker
Huh? You've made your own strokes. Whatever dude. i know about over tonight I'm going to be making my own strokes again.
01:08:21
Speaker
It'll probably take me about five or six seven strokes. That was an awesome just saying. so I'm stroke out no high level level level but lot yeah looks next saturdays we stroking slowr saturday first saturday That is not what we agreed to with the title. Okay. whatever Wherever Brittany is, that's dropping.
01:08:56
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The title is what Glick says it is. and i said And I say it's... Did you say my name?
01:09:06
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stroke stroke in saturday I'll be there minutes.
01:09:16
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yes listen no like cetera listen i could set up some beer fong in my living room right now or some cornwall oh whoa oh yeah you got to pay extra card i'll be there five minutes my older Are you folding the table in half because you're by yourself, though?
01:09:35
Speaker
I'm by myself. Yeah, I'm by myself. well How do you play solo corn? Hold on. I can play with you guys. How do you play a solo cornhole?
01:09:48
Speaker
I'll show you later, please. Take a broom and figure it to freak out. I'm saying. I'm just saying. i just I'm just laughing. I'm just laughing. That's new solitaire porno right there. We talked about solitaire earlier. That's funny as shit. Did you ever cornhole yourself? Play with your cornhole?
01:10:13
Speaker
we talked about solitaire earlier that's funny as shit back you know or cornhole yourself play with your cornhole it's just it's just It's just her and the tequila. It's just a funny name.
01:10:26
Speaker
Cornhole is just such a funny word, man. It is. yeah really is My mom will show you a cornhole. It's funny like like like salad Yeah, like salad tossing.
01:10:40
Speaker
but
01:10:44
Speaker
I don't know what I did but I think my mom can do the arm thing too so you're good very real I have cornhole boards in here like I haven't put them outside yet I was guess i guess ah was like is there an inside version of cornhole there can be you I just came up with a great fucking idea i got you made ha on to if you took if you took a table If you took a ping pong table and made miniature cornhole in small beanbags, you could make like a drinking game out of that shit inside.
01:11:21
Speaker
Absolutely. Come on now, please. You're old. This is already a thing. Is it really? I love seeing blazes thought process. My kid is 20. He'll be 26. And it was happening in my living room like years ago.
01:11:40
Speaker
he'll be twenty six and was happening in my living room like years ago Yeah, it's a thing. Yeah, definitely. Good try. Smoke a little bit more, man.
01:11:52
Speaker
But yeah, I got spare rooms and I got little rooms. Fair enough. That we could definitely. I want to play. I do want to play it, though. Me too. I mean, my cornhole board's all the shit.
01:12:05
Speaker
Yeah, if all of us were in a room right now, that's probably what we'd be playing. oh what yeah If all of us were in a room together right now, the world would implode. I'm on Mandy's side of this. I can't even see Glitch's face. He's got a red thing. Here's that for me.
01:12:26
Speaker
ah um wait How do you see it? And I don't. the lie So what she is saying, it says live. It does. yeah Do you see the same thing, Place? yeah Yes, I do. It's over his face. If you maximize you maximize your screen, if you maximize that and get rid of the comments, it'll... it'll I don't have any comments.
01:12:50
Speaker
But just going say, all I see is that horrible jersey. Fair enough. Fair enough. Amen.
01:13:09
Speaker
and I are only a state away, bruh. Only a state away. Walk around and find out. Brittany, you're right beside me. You guys aren't that far from as you say pretty here Exactly. fuck around and find out, bitch.
01:13:21
Speaker
Oh, no. I'm Shot across the bow. I can't wait for the fucking wedding. I swear to God. I don't have to worry about you because you're going to forget.
01:13:35
Speaker
yeah we go What was I doing? what's that You're not wrong. You're not wrong. and I need to go get high. and Bye, Brittany. Bye, Felicia. Yeah.
01:13:48
Speaker
lot a lot of people... Hey, right let me get my vape. they Apparently, a lot of people are doing that nowadays that didn't used to do it before. What's that?
01:14:01
Speaker
Getting high? Well, yeah. They're more yeah and accepting of it. You know what saying, Jedi? This is our show that we're going to have another time.
01:14:12
Speaker
I think there's actually about the same amount of people getting high. it's just now that it's legal, people more open about it. Yes. And this is something that we're going to talk about on another stream coming up.
01:14:24
Speaker
yeah It's a lot like butt sex. You know what I'm saying? and What? like track No, please, please, untrackable. Tell us how it's like butt sex. yes Please, yeah please. Please let him talk. Let him talk. Let him talk.
01:14:38
Speaker
yeah my so it's very the please let him talk let him talk let him talk It's been going on forever, but like it we we're more open about it now. it's like gaping is the way of the future.
01:14:57
Speaker
oh boy boy. Oh, there's Brittany's new hashtag. Gaping is vaping. What? Hey, wait. Don't vape with your gape, okay? What?
01:15:08
Speaker
did i don hey wait don't don't vape with your game okay What are walking to? Wait, or shouldn't we say don't vape with your game?
01:15:21
Speaker
Jedi, and don't say a specific name because it will show up. Don't say what well what? Don't say a specific name or will show up, okay? Oh, man. Beetlejuice?
01:15:33
Speaker
Beetlejuice? Beetlejuice? There would be three women looking at me raping all the dudes in the corner. ah Whoa. no I'm leaving right now.
01:15:44
Speaker
What did come back to? I'm glad I walked away on that one. I think I'm making it. No one to end. Angel. Angel. Yes. It would be I think the approved word is great.
01:16:06
Speaker
ah are you sitting your middle city go Don't ruin grapes, okay? Fair enough, fair enough. ah Fair enough, I agree. so good But the other thing so bad. Grape snake wine, good. N-word to all of us.
01:16:26
Speaker
yeah you ah ah your royal thing but something great blazes like blazes one wine glass away i don fucking shout the andward all
01:16:38
Speaker
I mean, I might be white girl wasted. Hold on. I might be white girl wasted, but I'm not whitey girl wasted. You got locked and loaded. No, no, he won't say that.
01:16:53
Speaker
I'm going to stick up for him. I'm yeah kidding britney just I know he is. and music If you're a pro- Like hot wings, you you you can't be against butt sex because either way, you're destroying a butthole. You know what I'm saying?
01:17:09
Speaker
Why is it going to be destroyed? It'll repair itself. What is my life? Intrackable. Intrackable. ah trackable Are you like going through a dry spell of pegging or something's like something? Is something heavy on your mind right now?
01:17:25
Speaker
You're not getting enough gildos up the boat or something? don't Just your hair talking about butt stuff. like is' nobody but so yeah I hope. Who out there a he is some lo yeah i mean i i went swimming in a saltwater pool today So, it's legit a saltwater pool and I already know I'm gonna have loose stools. Oh, God.
01:17:53
Speaker
Jesus. Were you drinking the saltwater? and i already know i'm go i'm goingnna have loose stools god jesus were you drinking the salt water What he's going to say?
01:18:06
Speaker
How does just getting in the water loosen your... Well, i maybe he was having gay butt sex in the salt water and it's getting them up loosened up. I just need to have my... Maybe there were jets and he was getting a salt water enema while he was swimming.
01:18:20
Speaker
A salt water enema. Oh, my. What is my life? I already explained that I don't have insurance, so you know doing that cannonball really did help out. I hope it's with hemorrhoids.
01:18:36
Speaker
What? It helps with his hemorrhage. That's crazy. Like beefsteak tomato. Untrackable has brought the crazy tonight, my man. Yeah, he did.
01:18:48
Speaker
Yeah. in all right here and water Yeah, well, he brought in a shitload of crazy. Where we have no lube tonight. I've never heard that name. It's the Blazin' Network.
01:19:02
Speaker
ah but me just say how Right now it's the scat network, apparently. It's a shit network, yeah, for sure. It's a shit so fucking shithole. yeah Welcome to the shithole, y'all.
01:19:16
Speaker
Great. Smash them balls. The Glickening?
01:19:21
Speaker
yeah gri smash the balls el mu break hu okay posh the the gliceny that picture but no Seriously, if if you can tolerate what we're doing right now, like, share, and subscribe.
01:19:39
Speaker
And and and and if if you really have the ball, share us out to your grannies. That was the best. Trust me, I would not do that to y'all. If you've made it this far, you might just be a winner.
01:19:59
Speaker
might just be winning LA. I love it.
01:20:05
Speaker
and
01:20:08
Speaker
i love that's a fucking o Who let Brittany at the banner buttons? kind This is a lot of bees.
01:20:20
Speaker
She's doing a great job. That was a Blaze and Michael decision saying, click, give Brittany power. i'm like ah You no im agree. i am You know what? I'm not regretting it.
01:20:32
Speaker
at hope I said, you're going to regret this, boys. Why did you hide Johnny's face? Here, hide my face. Your face is already hidden behind the banner. and Now Johnny's not hidden by behind the banner.
01:20:48
Speaker
Everybody comes here to see me anyways. and need do I need to be right in the middle. right day of this fucking Wait, are you wearing a different jersey? Oh, no, you're not. The lighting looks different. okay like Put your finger up.
01:21:00
Speaker
I want to make sure all our guests can be seen. There we go. There we go. yeah there we go there we go you go wiggle um Wait. Wiggle wiggle for the Easy, man.
01:21:14
Speaker
Donnie, bend over. Bend over and go, please. At least spit on it. That's my purse.
01:21:22
Speaker
and our go please ah at least spit on it okay at least at least but that's my par yeah like get myself in No, Glick likes it when there's no lube. You haven't gotten yourself into Glick yet.
01:21:39
Speaker
Oh. Glick, how do you feel about that? He's asking for consent. What a gentleman. It's called the Sticky Glicky. Ew, ew.
01:21:53
Speaker
I just need to stop talking. I swear to God. New product. Sasquatch slump. Oh, God. Right? I mean, I'm doing this. Oh, my God. Oh, Lord. Oh, Lord.
01:22:06
Speaker
yeah ah to a
01:22:14
Speaker
you like god
01:22:21
Speaker
lord
01:22:25
Speaker
I'm gonna have six back tabs after this stream. It's a thing now. I just have to say I'm not a fan.
01:22:37
Speaker
Me either, but it's a thing. Not fan of what? One of those things that grows on you. the Sticky gokey? Like fungus. Yeah. Get your ass up here. Yeah. Also, we've been totally and wanted to ask how she's doing.
01:22:56
Speaker
yeah get but up to sharon also we've been totally neglect um my jewel and i wanted to ask how she's doing Oh, no, you're not collecting. I'm trying to find an HDMI to a C port because the TV that I destroyed, I turned into this big-ass lamp thing, I'm trying to connect the speaker to it because the lights should flicker with it.
01:23:17
Speaker
Oh, I understand your language. That's my language. She's trying to navigate the corn into the hole. Put the thingy, this thingy, and put it there. under The corn into the hole? Yes, that's what said. The corn into the hole.
01:23:31
Speaker
I want to play cornhole, man. It's rude of you to bring that up. That's what happens when you break a TV. What are you doing, AJ? What happened to your TV? Exactly. There's more questions. What did you do when you broke it?
01:23:52
Speaker
I broke it the other day. And then I sat there and took the panels everything else apart, took all the layers and everything else, put one sheet across it again, and now you the lights. Okay.
01:24:05
Speaker
ah Well, that's not as exciting as I thought it would be. but no It'll be more exciting once we get a bunch of gems to hide in there, and they'll be sparkly everywhere. I think we need to cut to Untrackable to hear what kind of random thought he has going through his head right now. Oh, no.
01:24:19
Speaker
Oh, no. Oh, no. Let's go, Untrackable. What is on your mind now? if If you have a a plus and a minus, you know you just put them together and bada-bing, bada-boom.
01:24:37
Speaker
Bada-bing, bada-boom. You sound like bada-boom. like an in i'm laughing I'm laughing at the letdown. fresh I know. It's a freshly formed thought. he We'll cut back to him later, okay?
Sports and Regional Jokes
01:24:53
Speaker
Once figure it out. Boom. Boom. ah once you figure it out mean by the boom Hey, don't even tell them about the vision signs. That'll really blow his fucking mind.
01:25:06
Speaker
That is hard. bullet so han That's disgusting, Jersey. That's gross. Okay, all right. ah Come back, Jersey.
01:25:19
Speaker
Baby, come back. you get a point. ah you get a point
01:25:27
Speaker
Jersey showed up here with that Alabama swag on Roll Tide. Roll Tide. They've gotten smoked two years in a row by Michigan. but whatever I don't really care about college as much.
01:25:42
Speaker
Yeah, that's okay. I'm an East Carolina guy.
01:25:47
Speaker
We don't have to talk about that. Now brain hurts.
01:25:53
Speaker
Quit thinking. ah I tend to try to do that a lot. and Just go drink from that water fountain we saw earlier. italian Fuck. No one in Michigan. unharable yeah and It does look quenching. Thirst quenching for sure. Is that better?
01:26:14
Speaker
What do you have on your schedule? What are you doing? How do you have so many outfits ready to go? is just yes jedi please I think his camera died or he froze himself but that is an interesting that
01:26:37
Speaker
I want to screenshot that I was gonna say somewi screen shot that he's about ready to finger that be we go but totally taking a picture of that right now i got it we're good you got it you got it he's gonna so mad at you later i know you already you guys saw the picture that i did where he was like yawning or something and i put a dick in his mouth Wait, where was that Glick?
01:27:10
Speaker
No, you gotta show that now. What the fuck? you can't just always blame That's the picture I was really going to use for that meme. But then I figured I found Glick's picture instead. and Yours was better, honestly. I just had the little... like The bee in Blaze's thing is going to pollinate Glick's hat.
01:27:30
Speaker
ah thought and Pollinate my hat? Pollinate...
01:27:36
Speaker
and That wasn't funny. That did not land. Okay. The yellow hat is really just bothering me tonight. I'm going to wear a yellow hat. Do I need this for me right now? i just don't think you can wear that much camouflage um without getting shot. You know what I'm saying? Me? hiland What are you talking about?
01:27:56
Speaker
What did I miss? and trackable I live on the dead ends, like the last house on the street. I live in the woods, brah.
01:28:08
Speaker
Even though I'm from Jersey, there's South Jersey. and there' therere like what is going is i Is it like war show show off your wardrobe tonight? Okay. Yeah, I know. She keeps changing.
01:28:21
Speaker
yeah The only person that understands it is Jedi. Okay. she does day Jersey, much as I love you and you're, you're an awesome person.
01:28:34
Speaker
Yeah. New Jersey is trash. Whoa. Oh, oh and what are you talking about? I see up into your box and pull your hair out. look north jerseyie I live where there's all woods.
01:28:53
Speaker
I'm 20 minutes. um Listen, 20 minutes. that's better I'm 20 minutes from the beach. Look up Pine Barrens. That's what you look up. That's where I'm at. I'm all i'm in the Jersey Devil. i think i think Mandy has something to say about this.
01:29:08
Speaker
Oh, no, Mandy does not have anything to say about this. bummer. I was really hoping you were going to say. cannot pick on her too much because she's an Alabama fan, and you really have to worry about people who cheer for a team that is another time that it is another word for woman's time of the month.
01:29:32
Speaker
So...
01:29:36
Speaker
wow I don't know why I'm laughing at that. Come on now. I can't be the only one that noticed that. Crimson Tide.
01:29:47
Speaker
i might as well say it. I'm a team full of bitches. but I mean like Okay, the ending of that. That's what made it.
01:30:00
Speaker
I'm just saying. Y'all didn't see the Crimson Tide coming? in I'm sorry, I did.
01:30:09
Speaker
i'm losing money I'm losing my mind over here. Right so to to go left. um there's There's something really fucked up in your system.
01:30:20
Speaker
Mandy, I don't think I've ever actually had the the pleasure of being on a panel with you. I'm absolutely loving it. Oh, I'm so good.
01:30:32
Speaker
You will have me crying tonight. You will.
01:30:37
Speaker
wow Well, you know, happy tears and happy juices. That's my goal in life. Hey, fucking man. Oh my god, I'm stealing that from you, Mandy. If you don't mind, I'm fucking stealing that. welcome.
01:31:00
Speaker
I love that shit. And this is me sober. Can y'all imagine me drunk? I want to. yeah Oh, no, you don't.
01:31:13
Speaker
No, I want to see it for real. I can fucking handle it. Why don't you stand on the stage and do this shit? I'm serious. I've been told that before. you could totally do it.
01:31:26
Speaker
but I probably should, but... I'd have half the audience laughing and the other half going, this fucking bitch. Well, that's a part of it that's the whole part of it. because ive that right there That right there. That right there. Sorry. sorry you know
01:31:44
Speaker
but But no, that's the whole part of it. like You're going to have people that don't always like ah your humor. think your humor. your humor I like your hair, Mandy.
01:31:56
Speaker
Now you know why I'm playing Glick as my little brother. i think I think you're a funny girl, Mandy. Aw, thank you. I've seen you on here numerous times. I kind of dig you. I think you're funny looking.
01:32:12
Speaker
i like Michael, I love manly greatck Michael, I love you, but she makes me laugh harder than Michael. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck.
01:32:23
Speaker
Yeah, we're uninvited to the wedding, man. You have to be careful. I know. Michael appreciates the fact that I challenge his ego.
01:32:36
Speaker
I don't have an ego. At least I hope so. ah yeah I had an ego since the challenge mine.
Tattoos and Humor
01:32:46
Speaker
yeah
01:32:49
Speaker
sorry and
01:32:53
Speaker
As being someone older, you got that way. I'm getting it. I'm getting it. I'm getting it. I think it's Michael. Hold on. um Michael, I'm so sorry. I wasn't trying to replace you, dude.
01:33:08
Speaker
Michael has, he's a comedian. Very fragile ego. You have to be delicate. going to be intrusive, but yeah have to be male um meia forty i'm going to be intrusive but Oh, no, I'm busy.
01:33:25
Speaker
So am I, girl. So am I. If she's going to be fragile, I would rather have a fragile ego ah than a fragile butthole. You know what I'm saying? Oh, my God. enjoy doing, yes, you should not have a fragile butthole.
01:33:43
Speaker
That should be a very strong butthole to end endure what you do. Okay. What's the actual version of Kegels? Just out of curiosity. because I'm thinking that's what he's got to do.
01:33:56
Speaker
um I've had it surgically enhanced. We know you're lying now because you said you couldn't afford insurance. so If you had it surgically enhanced, that was that Mexico that was that mexico surgery bullshit. and I don't know if I trusted it.
01:34:15
Speaker
Yeah, no, it was my buddy. He he took all these leftover Coors lights cans and and pound but he oh he pounded them out. so like ah
01:34:27
Speaker
i've got ah I've got a permanent... So you got the Iron Man asshole? Is that what you're telling
01:34:38
Speaker
us? Jesus Christ. Mandy, I love you. love you too.
01:34:46
Speaker
hey i slightly he the only one that got the mental image of his butt with the iron man see that's why i also hate you too because like i'm getting a mental image i'm a i'm an artist so i visualize shit so fuck you for that britney draw what you see Yeah, what why am I not sponsored? ah We could turn this into money-making deal. Use your shirt eye to draw the brown eye.
01:35:18
Speaker
it's like I'm have everybody's buttholes drawn. We got the default one, which is the plain donut. None of are leaving this panel without pink eye.
01:35:33
Speaker
Yours is the plain donut because you're the default. Untrackable has the brown one. He's chocolate covered donut. He thinks they put tracking devices in his toilet paper so he doesn't use it.
01:35:48
Speaker
Whoever was talking about periods, whatever, that's the strawberry silver donut. I missed that. I missed that.
01:36:05
Speaker
Nah. I don't know look it's a Yeah, maybe he's a sprinkled donut. You know what?
01:36:16
Speaker
Where's Skato when we need him? He can assess everybody. Blake has the marijuana leaf around his donut. but Oh, for sure.
01:36:27
Speaker
I'm just saying. that Oh, you know what? I never in my life ever thought about getting a tattoo on my ass until right now. Indeed. i watch Go with your first instinct. Don't second guess it. Go do it.
01:36:40
Speaker
have reason but to do it I'm Andy right now. That's it. i have no reason but to do it because ah because i'm eightyy right now that's it there the mini butthole. and it's arrow It's called marijuana leaf exit only.
01:36:59
Speaker
um Smoke this bitch. Yeah, but wouldn't you want that in the front if it says smoke this bitch? Wouldn't you want that in the front, not the back?
01:37:11
Speaker
feel like it would be better right above. Never mind. u oh ah Thank you, Brittany. You got where I was going. ah Yeah, I feel like I could do better than that. For This is my girl, man.
01:37:32
Speaker
Of course, you know, Glick gets a tattoo in the front. He's going to have to get that little can of buying a sausage. Shit, his tattoo says, warning, bring a weed whacker. shit he his that says warning bring a weedhacker but
01:37:48
Speaker
but I made Mandy laugh right now. I feel i feel so accomplished. I got the visual image. I feel accomplished.
Laughter and Group Dynamics
01:38:01
Speaker
I feel like I just won the game. You made it, Blaze. You made it. Because, Blaze, my mind being what it is I thought about that cartoon movie Over the Head.
01:38:13
Speaker
Oh, my God. Look at the cookie. Yes! yes That's one of my dad's favorite movies. and but a But I like it.
01:38:27
Speaker
I stayed away from getting tattoos because I never knew when I wanted to be Jewish. You know what I'm saying? What fuck? Oh my God. Think things through before he acts. That's that's respectable. ah Because you can't be buried in a Jewish cemetery if you have tattoos.
01:38:47
Speaker
Yes. Well, what if they cut the tattoo off of your corpse before they bury you? Well, you have make sure that's in your will. I'm not Jewish. I don't know. I'm not. I know it might seem like it, What the fuck?
01:39:03
Speaker
Okay, i don't really want to be buried anyway. i want to be remated, so just once in my life I can have a smoking hot body. Okay.
01:39:14
Speaker
i heard the heard okay I heard a story. If I i heard it so got my foreskin and then I got circumcised, then I wouldn't be tattooed, would I?
01:39:29
Speaker
go home Did you keep your foreskin and put it on your keychain?
01:39:36
Speaker
What is tonight? ah Now we know what he really covered his butthole with. Extra foreskin.
01:39:46
Speaker
and It's like a little tent flap for his vehicle. Technically speaking, it's still attached to his body, just not where it was naturally. He a gorilla glue to make it reattached.
01:40:00
Speaker
yeah Or Sasquatch glue. Ew, gross. I hate that I said that. No, he needs a back Hashtag sticky glicky.
01:40:17
Speaker
Sticky glicky. No, I used it as an engagement ring. Thank you very much. Hey, Brittany, thanks for helping me helping me make that a thing.
01:40:29
Speaker
Yeah. I can masturbate to this. Sticky glicky. Don't prove it. Please don't. That's what happens after the glickening.
01:40:41
Speaker
get the stick oh Oh, God, but I hate you so much. Oh.
01:40:48
Speaker
I love you guys. I swear to God. What the hell is a leather butt? Somebody that's been spanked too many times that their butt is probably too tough. I don't know. i'm just guessing.
01:41:02
Speaker
That's a worn out butt. Leather butt. That's those women who've been tanning since the 80s. jeez. my.
01:41:13
Speaker
Oh, my. You're not wrong. Oh, for sure. That's all there's skin, though. I have a neighbor. Well, I'm serious. I got a sister-in-law that has her own tanning bed. She and i are the same age, and she looks at least 15 years older than me.
01:41:29
Speaker
It's a cancer bed. Uh-huh. Huh?
01:41:35
Speaker
Oh. Okay. Sorry. Those fake and baked beds are... hot prone for fucking cancer. Yeah.
01:41:47
Speaker
metal metal metals metal middle Sorry. That was get that was way of like, what? That was I'm sorry. um My Tourette's get through me, okay? Sorry. I always had nothing to do with that.
01:42:03
Speaker
You're good. ah Wait, your Tourette's get done perfectly to make it hilarious? How does that work? Sometimes. Later on Trackable. That's awesome. Have a good night. Bye, buddy.
01:42:19
Speaker
Love you, homie. You and glorious wife will have a great weekend. His wife's like, okay, you're done. Can you imagine what he dreams about?
01:42:33
Speaker
golly, day. i i am curious. I forget that he's married sometimes. I shit you know. I know, right? It's like, how did this happen? Could you imagine me as well?
01:42:46
Speaker
just My husband's over here just looking. All he can hear is my side of the conversation and he's looking at me like I'm retarded. Thank y'all for that. oh i It's the same way you're here in my house too. I get it. yeah tony i walk I walk downstairs and my family's like, what are you saying upstairs?
01:43:08
Speaker
That's the hoodie, y'all. I'm yelling at the walls. I'm yelling crazy shit at the walls. That's the joy of not having anybody to live with and living alone. is Nobody's here to question my crazy.
01:43:21
Speaker
It's just me and the voice in my head. It's good to be crazy. We question your crazy all the time. We're just not there to say, what the fuck is wrong with you? It's just me and my five personalities. That's all. well you know just same story in the bookes and Angel's not show face.
01:43:39
Speaker
let's do that That's why I moved Johnny Bongs over because he was like, he just disappears. i just try not to touch anything because I feel like it makes you mad.
01:43:51
Speaker
who Me? You. It's Brittany, bitch. It's Brittany, bitch. Brittany, don't touch my thingy. Stop it. to Ew.
01:44:04
Speaker
I was just going to say, Brittany, I think it's the fact that you're not touching him that pisses him off. No. I don't care what you... don't do that. Roll time. I don't like it. I don't like it.
01:44:16
Speaker
we don't do that
Humor and Personal Anecdotes
01:44:20
Speaker
yeah you pencil rolltime roll yeah i don't like it don't like it I don't either, but it's still funny.
01:44:32
Speaker
I don't either, but it's still funny. That's like a toy in the coffee meal. After the Glicky Meal, the sticky Glicky.
01:44:46
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Or she'll get Glicky. Too funny to be real. funny to be I don't like it either. My mindset on everything. I don't necessarily like it.
01:45:00
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But if it's funny, funny's funny. Funny's fucking Funny's fucking funny, man. Exactly. oh what the hell did What the hell did Rick tell me I needed to change my name? It's not funny.
01:45:15
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It's not? It's not funny. Everybody else thinks it is. It's fucking gross. It's only gross the first time, then after that. He just got taken in. He's covered by it.
01:45:27
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It's gross on me. It's sticky. It big over
01:45:39
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it <unk> on like it doesn't but it doesn't Just take your basic white girl shower and you'll be fine.
01:45:52
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Oh my god, Randy. Blaine's is turning red in the background. This is my shit over here.
01:46:05
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but nobody kid over here Oh to look their own background right now. We got Jedi over there. Wait, what now? You guys are looking your background.
01:46:16
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What the was... So what had happened was Mandy came in here and fucking took over all this shit. And I am not mad about it. Me neither.
01:46:28
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well You're the you best bitch. Aw, thank you. I love you too, pumpkin. Don't make me feel younger than I am.
01:46:41
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Oh, please. Next to me, you're like 12, so you're fine. Hey, Glick, I'm really curious to know who the fuck are you texting right now?
01:46:53
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Yeah, bitch. Who the fuck are you texting? Lots of people. Who the fuck are you texting, bitch? i Actually, who thought what you know what? I'm fucking single. I'll text whoever the fuck I want. wait Whoa, whoa, whoa.
01:47:06
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what do you mean I mean, I mean are you can da ah i do too. all right i yeah I do too. You're doing single glick again? Not while I'm on a show.
01:47:22
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This is this is a it's a group chat with my family, my parents and my sisters and stuff. so Oh, fair enough. as Josh, open up your eyeballs. like You look like you're asleep.
01:47:34
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To weird when you call him his government name. that that that is the ah That is the only reason that I'm acknowledging it is because it's a family thing. My eyes are wide the fuck open.
01:47:46
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No, they are. you call it Before you were like... Yeah, your eyes are wide. I'm sorry. yeah I'm really fucking... i am is I looked at the clock. It hasn't even been two hours yet. I'm like, oh my God.
01:48:01
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Yeah. You pregame too fast. Yeah, I know. It's going to be a long night. I'm not going to be here for all of it. I'm not to tell you that. I'm not.
01:48:16
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You're going to be here for as long as I tell you to be here, Slore. Your flaps. Shut your flaps.
01:48:27
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No, I'm a swore. Yes, you are. No, I'm just kidding. I think it makes sense.
01:48:38
Speaker
Here, let's distract everybody with this. Squirrel. like Nailed it. With a hammer. but am i
01:48:50
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If you guys did a six-hour stream of just Brittany doing that, I would not click on it. I'd just be like... So easily. Go to our Patreon.
01:49:01
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a oh Oh, no. it's No, we're not doing that. We're not turning Patreon to a fetish show. mean...
01:49:16
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I'm not opposed to that. It looks like if I could prostitute myself, I fucking would. i'm not i'm not opposed like choice like likes like if i could prostitute myself i fucking would Yeah. no i pro should help britney yeah and i would that's what he's saying know i would prostitute about oh that's he worse he saying i would prostitute myself. I mean, i already got an You know, I'm just saying, but if we could make money because was doing this,
01:49:50
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I would be like, yeah, go get it. That's like the Downs Engine version. would let you be my pimp. have a broken hand. Leave me alone. If anybody's going to be my pimp, it's going to be Lazy Jedi. Hell yeah. We're going to make some money, girl.
01:50:11
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Oh, what's his pimp name, though? What's his pimp name? That's the only one. Oh, what's his pimp name? What's his pimp name? wonder if it was good enough because he can't get it out.
01:50:22
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so is it is is it is it is it Is it powdered is it powder donut? but but The force is gone with this one. but but but but Actually, powdered donut works good because I can pimps let you put the powder and you slap.
01:50:41
Speaker
That's perfect. Oh, the powder puff. Dude, that was actually perfect. Smash the lark. Amen, John. Smash the lark. That so fucking funny.
01:50:59
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ah love that. wow and we are in i I'm sorry. i Do what? welcome I didn't do shit. right The background changed a lot. It's not shit.
01:51:15
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Brittany's just over there changing in the background. Don't mind it. Welcome back, Jersey. Thank you. We missed you, Jersey. Aw, thank you. eleven I was talking to my nephew, my great nephew, actually.
01:51:31
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He has an iPad and he likes to FaceTime me all the time. Nice. nice nice wow At least it wasn't your average nephew. but Right. Shut up. Better yet, you're listening.
01:51:50
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Brittany, I decided to take the hair down and just let it go free. Okay. You look beautiful as always, baby girl. Thank you, girl. and This is my last change of the night. No more no more like Bama. No more... I don't believe it. it I like shirts like that because I have my shoulder tattoo.
01:52:11
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So like when it pops out... ah i am like really i' like um yeah I'm super f freaking cool because I got tattoos. You know what saying? I love when it pops out. Actually, that's for my and my shoulder.
01:52:26
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I have them on the back of my neck. i have ah I have a tramp stamp. I have one on my ankle. Nice. know Did you just say you had a tramp stamp?
01:52:37
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Yeah. If she owns it, she owns it. have one there. I wasn't going ask her the show. I was going ask her what it was. i have one there. i ah ah Let's hear it, Brittany. What do you got? ah Oh, shit. I have a... like Be careful, Brittany. I have a lot.
01:52:58
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yeah I know. I don't know how short your shorts are. Be careful. I have a dress on, too. Okay.
01:53:08
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That a ghost here. Yeah, we don't want to see any lip tattoos. So hopefully you're shorting long enough. All of my toes are done. Wait, are Mandy and I wearing the same shirt?
01:53:20
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and then No, we are not. we're both wearing purple. Ass fuck ass. Sorry. You're on the same side of the color wheel.
01:53:33
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Yeah. Yeah, we're both wearing purple. Go lay down, Bella. No, I didn't you were to snore. You shouldn't but have and permanently destroy your body with those things.
01:53:51
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Such a fucking mouth. Why are you sucking my fucking toes? Hey, Brittany, we're going to try again. Last time, Brittany. we're goingnna talk again na time gra Well, honestly, Glick, with all the shit I've ruined my body with, tattoos are the least of my worries. Right, exactly.
01:54:13
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I'll show you there. We all know I'm talking shit, right? Because you guys all know that I have giant tattoos on my arms. And we still have more than you. I've tattooed myself. I could very well have the same amount of ink on my body.
01:54:31
Speaker
Yeah, and they're all becoming fleets. The only reason you have more ink on your body is because your arms are bigger from masturbating. yeah Jesus fuck. Oh my goodness. You know what?
01:54:42
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That's self-improvement. but that You might not be wrong there, but I'm just saying. I meant for her sister to say i got it, but that's kind of weird. She's not wrong. I am too. I am Me too.
01:54:53
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to oh me too i broke my I broke my hand last week and I found out. Yes, I am ambidextrous. I cannot. I was having sex with a stranger. Popeye knows. Popeye knows, Shaman.
01:55:14
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I wear my watch with my right hands. That is true, Shaman, but if you're doing this somebody else, it helps out everything. Shaman! Shams are so big. You know my dick's not so big that's a full-on workout. Brittany, I dig it. I dig it.
01:55:30
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Okay, do you know what's funny, like, was when you were doing that, it was closer to doing the Brittany arm thing than you tried earlier? It more of a... You just gotta do it with both arms and then connect to your fingers and you got it. He can't do the Brittany arm thing because he's used to doing the Jackrabbit, so...
01:55:50
Speaker
I feel like we need to start charging Lazy to be in here. Let's be real. Wait, charging? but I didn't charge you for my time. yeah Actually, that's what I was thinking. We should be paying him.
01:56:05
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Nah. Well, I already gave him an application and I was accepted, but I'm still thinking about it. No, I'm just kidding. and Wink, wink. There we go.
01:56:18
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there we go There we go. We reset the room. Are you trying to take our salad? I mean, i I didn't come here for your entertainment, okay? i came here to poach.
01:56:34
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I love you, but I can't do anything on command like that. Really? Yeah.
01:56:41
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and think
01:56:46
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Yeah, he came to poach. yeah here but speak Britney has an interview on Monday, by the way. Another one? It's the second. He already did it.
01:56:57
Speaker
Yeah, you're in the second round. Okay, it's amateur shit if you just do one interview. You gotta do the second one. He's serious about this shit. oh right Yeah, if you can show that this time. my foot i did I did email him my job referral, so.
01:57:16
Speaker
Good luck. I don't even need to interview Blaze. He's already a shoo-in. He's legacy. I feel like your ancestors were friends with my ancestors, so you're like, Jesus, but I gotta run.
01:57:28
Speaker
Later. Bye, Mandy. Thanks for coming in, liors and do not run the scissors Safety first, then team work, guys. Also, fuck you, Jedi, first. Don't run. But I have to have a second interview. You're dead. My ancestors didn't know your ancestors. It's different.
01:57:50
Speaker
They probably did. Don't run wild scissors. I don't think the rules, I just live by them. yeah That would be trick. I would actually love to see that. How would that work? I want to try it. I want to see that too. it think It takes a treadmill. We're going to charge for everybody that watches though. yeah and i also good them I'll give it a shot.
01:58:11
Speaker
fuck I get to choose to check the chick though. Them cartwheeling and looking like a starfish.
01:58:26
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yeah Why do I want to try that? no Oh, Nobody's ever done it. You'd be the first. You'd be amazing. Do you remember the penis What? This is a funny story. At liquor store work at, there's this 23-year-old India guy, straight from India.
01:58:48
Speaker
this is this is this is a funny story so i work at at the liosur i work with i work at there's like this twenty three year old india guy straight from india Like full accent, very ah ah ah ah naive about life and whatever.
01:59:05
Speaker
So Kenny, one of our regular comes in one day and we're sitting there joking, him and I are joking back and forth and the term starfish comes up. We're just talking about starfish. I don't know how it got there, whatever.
01:59:17
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I'm stoned when i go into work. So I make a joke. Hey, Kenny, have you seen that starfish? It looks like a five finger fucking penis. He's like, no So I brought up a picture of it and I showed Kenny. just starts laughing.
01:59:32
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Then I showed Charlie, the 23-year-old guy from India. He goes, he chuckles. He goes, oh my. And it was. He just like.
01:59:45
Speaker
At first it didn't click. And then he saw that it looked like penises. And it just like. Did he get a bulge? Never mind. No. I don't know. I wasn't checking.
01:59:57
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But it was, I don't know, maybe you just had to be there, but it was it was fucking hilarious. Yeah, I think that's that's one of the I had to be there type stories. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I see that.
02:00:09
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It sounds funny, though. I can imagine That's just something like seeing somebody at that doesn't usually talk about that kind of stuff, and then you bring up that kind of thing, and they're like, oh. He's a character, for sure. I'm trying to corrupt and ah Good.
02:00:28
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Do it. That's always fun. Yes. Anyhow.
02:00:36
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and What's your favorite color? Go.
02:00:39
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Indigo. Turquoise.
02:00:46
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I love that you guys went specific with it. I fucking love that. Indigo. That was the first. and Dude, I actually really loved that.
02:00:57
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I actually have no idea what color indigo is. I just said it. it's like ah It's like a purpley blue color. Yeah. mentioned That's crazy.
02:01:11
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What are all these fuckers doing? We just have them in here. We're not youre entertaining at all. I think Jersey is talking to Moe Dogg most likely because she just put on lip gloss and did her hair in front of camera.
02:01:21
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So she got all dolled up for him. ah not really probably grab more supplies and jedi is bullshitting with shaman oh there he is i'm here how dare you i dare she dares motherfucker she dared to dare and cookies are being laid and they smell real good yeah
02:01:44
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i want cookies
02:01:48
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but Are there the peanut butter chocolate chip ones? Yeah, they're good. They're bomb. Also... How long has Johnny been gone? Yeah, I was going to say... we need somebody to do wellness check on Johnny. He's been gone a good most yeah chunk of the show.
02:02:08
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He showed up for a whole bit, so then he left. oh When he comes back, he can come back.
02:02:18
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he comes back, he can come back. Johnny, come back. You can blame it all. on black and You always going to- and um i am almost so like
02:02:39
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but so Johnny is the chair. He's our new he's our new co-host. the chair and the road simultaneously. Oh,
02:02:51
Speaker
Oh, my. Oh, how can um Why don't Shaman get up here? breaking That's funny as shit. likecker you Sorry.
02:03:03
Speaker
Shaman's not even on panel. What? what? click what I said, are you drinking tonight? Are you staying sober? like I'm drinking a little bit.
02:03:15
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Just chilling, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Who cares? He's doing his thing. I don't. I
02:03:25
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just... I'm just kind of taking it easy tonight. i Jersey, I like the fan blowing on your hair. You look like you're in an 80s video.
02:03:35
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ah It is. 80s video. like It's a very MTV back. Hell yeah. but we can We can get a Jaguar and you can you can dance on the hood of it like Tawny Katane did. It's just love.
02:03:52
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I'll start selling tickets right now. That's a great song. There's not much that I can brag about, but listen, like even my hair is not like, you know, down, like past my boobs, I have a lot of hair. Okay.
02:04:06
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My hair. have a lot more than I do for sure. My hair is very thick. My hair is not past my boobs either.
02:04:15
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Can we see on your head? jedi i have baby hair literally like my hair i got i got a sunburn on my head i'm not even taking off my hat i have i have baby hairs but jaylo does too no that's not what i meant but i'm saying it it feels like baby's hair it's soft fine and thin yeah what the fuck Lazy has hair on his head. getting into this stuff. Shaman.
02:04:45
Speaker
Coming in hot. Oh my gosh. I keep forgetting that Blake actually has hair. That's so wild. I feel like he's going to a metal concert with me. He used to be in a grunge band. Yeah, for real. like Oh, okay. You can stop that now. Lazy has hair on his head.
02:05:07
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a I know people are ah people always forget i actually have hair. Like, oh shit, look his hair. I never saw your hair, Glick. I would have never guessed that you had like fucking ah freaking bangs that like are past your chin.
02:05:24
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You can say fucking, it's okay. She's just like, ooh.
02:05:29
Speaker
I didn't. Yeah, typically I typically shave down the... i just shook down the sides in the back i i'll get i need to get in my haircut i for a haircut size you're like a lesbian i'm a viking lesbian yes that's ah so i gaing
02:05:52
Speaker
and look like that's that's what i That's what I tell my barber when i'm going for a haircut. I'm like, need to. I'm going to die right now. I can't even. don't know.
02:06:03
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just. It's just ready. It's ready, bitch. Oh, don't make me do it. You got it. Thank you. Appreciate it. This computer is a little hard to.
02:06:21
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like You look like your doc. got you. Good looking at home. and i am Am I doing it is it? Is it working? Is it working?
02:06:39
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Brittany, I've been studying you for months, bitch. I'm a good trainer. You're doing great. We have to do it together. Alright, let's good
02:06:54
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go. Yo, but I'm not going to Jersey to do it. I'll do it. ah i You guys should do the scissor cartwheel we talked about earlier. Oh my fucking gosh, Jedi. Jedi.
02:07:09
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Hey, Glick, check the private chat. Uh-oh. Do I want to? Am I about to get yelled at? No. By who? Oh, wow.
02:07:21
Speaker
Just leave. Just leave. Just leave. and I'll be back, y'all.
02:07:32
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No, you didn't just leave.
02:07:43
Speaker
Oh, why show my. my. I'm sweating. I'm laughing so hard. That's how athletic I am. I laugh. me drink enough I don't know what the fuck's going on.
02:07:57
Speaker
Britney's Britney's like Britney's like oh yeah I'm down here but i still have control of the banners
02:08:15
Speaker
she does not late for anybody to bring her up she can bring herself up yeah but like see johnny welcome by angel yeah You need to do that shit now.
02:08:27
Speaker
You need to do it. I'll be right back. Do you guys want to eat dinner with my grandma? say I was eating dinner with my grandma. Sorry about that.
02:08:44
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you were eating your grandma? Grandma, I'm like, what? and I think you misheard me. Oh, Pretty sure that so that you were eating your grandma, huh?
02:08:55
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Okay. yeah but Johnny's another one that can't be within 100 feet of a nursing home. Wait, what? There was one time, okay?
02:09:06
Speaker
i don't I don't know what that she's responded to how she tastes. i don't know how to i don't know which question
02:09:13
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Listen, y'all were cracking me up when were talking about old people. i meant I had a patient that was crucial today, and that's all I will say, okay?
02:09:26
Speaker
She was crucial last week, and she was like horrible today, and that's all I will say. But y'all were cracking me up when you were all talking about nursing homes. She's not in a nursing home, but she is oh and she was old she is old, and she is she is strong That's all I will say is she is strong and she is, but y'all were cracking me up and I didn't comment, but I was just thinking of myself and like, I was just thinking of myself. What did you do?
02:09:55
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I will say is I don't know if you probably. Wait.
02:10:01
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but
02:10:06
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yes That's what I'm going to do. I'm going to start. We've got a couple nursing homes right around here. I want to start. Showing the nursing home for some tail. Oh. Oh.
02:10:18
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Yeah. just You got good at that real quick. I'm distracted showing Shaman, you're a scroll right now, and thank you for that. that too yeah i'd say Yeah, I see that who Oh, You got more moves.
02:10:31
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yeah more moves Oh, yeah, I can do the roster. Who the fuck sat on Johnny?
02:10:39
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Oh, I'll shimmy a day. Sadness away. What's up, Johnny? What's up, brother? yeah
02:10:50
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oh Jersey. Get me some coffee. yeah to and get me some coffee
02:10:59
Speaker
Lord knows I'm going to need it tonight. Blaze hasn't said like two words in like five hours. That's true. Blaze, you okay? I'll fucking groovy, baby. He gets two ounces more wine and i he's the N-word at all of us wait Wait. Two ounces is all it's going to take between a perfectly composed human being and a savage.
02:11:27
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the I am. so um I'm already a savage though. No, no, no. Oh, yes. See what you've done. Oh, Brittany, you're back.
02:11:42
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oh brittan you're back yeah I forgot my weed. Oh my God. do You know what? Stoners are very forgetful. just I'm going to smoke a bowl.
02:11:56
Speaker
She forgot her weed. Smoke a bowl. Smoke me, is my God.
02:12:06
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yeah yeah i'm so yeah Hey, I was the only one that said don't drag the rest of them into this.
02:12:19
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I'm going to go smoke a Oh, shit. I forgot my weed. Exactly. That happens. That happens, though. That fucking happens.
02:12:30
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Well, you get distracted by other things. i hate I hate every time I'm going to go drink a beer and and I just go, oh, I forgot my beer. Oh, work I forgot it. That's because you think beer is beer. That's not the truth.
02:12:42
Speaker
that's that's because you think beer is weed and weed is beer that's not the truth yeah this beer case is like octagen what it's ah it's ah its it's It's a very necessary thing to have. If I'm going to drink yeah go to smoke a bowl, you got to have weed. How do you forget it?
02:12:58
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You got distracted. Other people are around and shit like that. You get distracted easily. You were on a break. Nobody was around.
02:13:10
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did I grab the drink? I'm at my friend's house. Oh, ah oh Guess you're drinking Corona corona now, girl. Oh, Johnny Bones is back.
02:13:23
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He was eating his grandma. Oh, jeez. I thought I heard that. Was she tossing her grandma's salad? for like catty box Allegedly.
02:13:34
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so but Thank you for that. He said, Granny, come here and let me eat that buttered biscuit. fucking Oh my god, you're gross. You're doing pain good in the background. It tastes little dusty.
02:13:46
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Making a Grammy, Sammy? I can't. don't the sound of dueling banjos. Oh, my. Oh, my.
02:13:54
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i can't don't like the sound of duealan bands
02:14:03
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no tender and a approve ya oh And, you know, if you like our stupidness, like, share, and subscribe, homie. If you've made it this far, you're almost to the bonus round.
02:14:21
Speaker
If you've made it this far, you might as well like and subscribe. What else do you have to fucking lose at this point? any yeah Any ladies that like to listen to what we do around here and you want to Send booby pics. Feel free to send those to me because one booby pic could make look like a little bit better. No, we're going to do Thursdays.
02:14:45
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We're going to do Thursdays. Yeah, we could do that now, can't we? Oh, my. Thursdays for you say? i why did she say abuse
02:15:01
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Oh, he's single, so what was I was going to do Thirsty Thursday thing. Oh, shit. Sorry. Go ahead, Josie. No, I didn't hear what that conversation was.
02:15:14
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The fan was, like, in my ear. Okay, I came up with an idea to do a Thirsty Thursday thing for Glick beforehand. Yeah. thank What's the fact that the ladies come out and flirt with Glick?
02:15:32
Speaker
That's going to happen on my TikTok. That's going to happen on my TikTok. We can have dudes, too. Oh, my goodness. Women, dudes, dudes that used to be women, women that used to be dudes, whatever, dogs, I mean, whatever. Let's tell a Scotto. I'm going to say, Scotto, where are you? Come get your answer. where is Scotto? Don't say any other names, Jedi.
02:15:59
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Oh, my God. ah She's 60. pipe like I already know what name you're saying. I forgot my job.
02:16:14
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Makes sense. Girl, I guess you do. I'm sorry, Brittany. You handle it so gracefully, too. Do what? So gracefully, just saying.
02:16:28
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Ha! Ha! well i don't know, to be honest, fucking before I met all of you guys, the first couple months, Click and i were talking, he received a video from me, but that never went anywhere, huh?
02:16:40
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I'm not going anywhere near that. Angel, what else like think a accomplish and exactly what? And on that note, I'm smoking fucking um afternoon
02:16:56
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Wait, I thought you just took a break, Brittany. No, I just found my weed, so. I thought you had it. I thought you got it. She had to conquer Blue's to find the weed. Screenshot. Got it. I'll send it to you later. Yeah, I was like, going to go full screen. Yeah, somebody get a screenshot of Blaise's newest frozen.
02:17:20
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yeah He looks like just looks like a very disappointed dad. He's super disappointed in all of us. But, but okay okay, this is an important distinction. He looks like a disappointed dad, but it's like not after the fact. It's while it's happening. He's being disappointed while his kids striking out. while it's happening. That's the disappointment level.
Music and Nostalgia
02:17:44
Speaker
What the shit? What the shit? Johnny Johnny Boggs. I hope he didn't give you flashbacks. He's just like, these are my goddamn kids.
02:17:59
Speaker
These fucking idiots. These fucking guys crack me with the fuck up. oh Oh, yeah, I'm still here. I forgot i forgot to mute myself. i just paused my camera.
02:18:12
Speaker
What the hell have you been doing, Blaze? I went downstairs. I went downstairs got me another bottle of wine. I got me a bowl of cookies. I got the munchies. I got the munchies. White girl wasted. Let's fucking go. I am. Damn, it is only 9.34 here on the East Coast. One of the few cookies that go my wine. It's good pairing.
02:18:36
Speaker
Fuck off. That's what it is. Seriously, it's only 9.35 on the East Coast. I don't care what time it is. i don't give years for you that that is you That's the way to live, please. I admire you.
02:18:54
Speaker
Oh, my God. brittany clearly form her weed my life my role That's the way he used his channel.
02:19:09
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I'm just doing visit cartons anywhere I want. Pink clams. Yeah. Do that. I love that song. I love Mona Lisa forever.
02:19:22
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and hono leoppo re What's the Britney thing? you have to be a Bon Jovi man being from ah Jersey? like Isn't it like in the guidelines? I don't think you can get a driver's license if you don't. ah suck so yeah I'm not mad at Bon Jovi. I'm a huge fan of the Jovi of Bon. Even though now that he's gotten old, he looks like everybody's sweet old grandma.
02:19:52
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Well, that's what we're all going to look like. think like That's our future, okay? there i yeah i i still think he's I still think he's sexy, even as a older adult.
02:20:05
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See? Hey, the more nipple. Third nipples, the more nipple, the better. But listen, my not my is my son went to Zach Bryan, right? like Zach Bryan was in New Jersey, like North Jersey. We don't live in North Jersey, but but he went to North Jersey to go see Zach Bryan.
02:20:25
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and don't trust anybody with two first names. Me But I but i like i like some of Zach Bryan's music. Some of it. But anyway, yeah my my son josh my my son and his girlfriend always go see Zach Bryan like all the time. But anyway, so they went up to like like East Rutherford, wherever this place in North Jersey.
02:20:47
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and And guess who showed up? Bruce Springsteen did. so Oh, shit. That's crazy. Bruce Springsteen and Kings of Leon. Kings of Leon opened for Zach Ryan, but during the middle of the show, Bruce Springsteen showed up. Listen, I don't like Bruce. That's crazy.
02:21:07
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Listen, I'm not going to talk politics, but I'm just saying I don't agree with Bruce Springsteen with his political shit. You know what I mean? But I meant I love Bruce Springsteen as like an artist.
02:21:21
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Well, you guys are going to separate the art from their beliefs. Yes. and And that's what I say to people. is like They're like, listen, um I can't listen to them because they you know both they're like a liberal. I'm like, listen, like artistically... like Any of their songs less good? No. like Born in the USA was the first like like album like I bought. like my The first record I ever bought. Hootie and the Blowfish was the first CD I ever bought.
02:21:47
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But born Born in the USA it was the first... like out of all This was my first cassette tape I had, and I had it my Walkman. Bruce Springsteen introduced us to Courtney Cox.
02:22:00
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Snortney Cox? Is that how she got on panel? no No. Courtney Cox from Friends. She was in one of his videos, Dancing the Dark. Yes, that's right. I will fuck you up. Yes.
02:22:13
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I will fuck you up. And listen, I don't believe he believes in it, but still musically, I think that i mean he's from Jersey and, you know, like I've always i've always been like, i've I went to Asbury Park. Like I've been like- I've been to places i can that he played at.
02:22:38
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It's always been his dream of mine to like see him and I haven't. And then my son goes to this concert. He's like, mom, Bruce Springsteen was at the concert. Oh shit. like Do you know how lucky you are like to like to actually like get to see Bruce Springsteen in your lifetime? like He's like, no.
02:22:55
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ah He's like, no. I'm like,
02:23:01
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I can honestly say I can die and be happy not seeing them I saw Guns N' Roses and I thought that was kind of cool they sucked but it was cool to see a Slash I fucking love Guns N' Roses Me too. It was cool just to be like, yeah, I saw... with the oldest point now but yeah i mean like The biggest person I saw that I will always be happy I saw was Paul McCartney.
02:23:25
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like That's awesome. member of the Beatles. you know Yeah, that's awesome.
02:23:32
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Yeah. I've seen Those Roses and I thought... I thought they were really good. love the Beatles.
02:23:44
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Beatles. Never heard of them. I love the Beatles. I mean i love them. I love their music.
02:23:55
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let it Let it be my favorite song. I meant like. Fuck, now I can't even remember. Let's look some more, Brittany.
02:24:07
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Don't forget your weed. I got I got it. I got my juice.
02:24:14
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I can still hear you and talk. I got it. yeah but ah i will me free Oh, So...
02:24:28
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so About these cicadas we've been all talking about. We've been having this conversation for the last two hours about cicadas. Exactly. da Those are crickets and dumbass.
02:24:44
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Cicadas in a tree next to me.
02:24:49
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I have a couple. was going to say, do you have Lonnie and Tater? but Lionel and Scarlet, you mean?
Fashion and Humor
02:24:58
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whatever right where the gas and all that you know oh that's shit
02:25:13
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okay what about the landitude ah cicadas there the girlfriend on boy girlfriend and boyfriend. Way to force him into a relationship.
02:25:26
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How do you know that they want it? It's like an arranged marriage. I have no idea what a schnazberry is, but apparently the windows taste like from Super Troopers.
02:25:38
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He would know about drugs. tough but Who? well Me? yeah I would know. I know everything about drugs.
02:25:49
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I take an aspirin every day. i afraid and change it up um ah um ah um but i was like that's fine person im sorry mask one Every day. That's the most default thing I've ever fucking heard. but like I was making fun of Glick. He's like, I know everything about drugs. was like, yeah, I take an aspirin every day. A baby aspirin. I prescribe at my doctor.
02:26:16
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To go with this yellow fucking hat. Blood pressure down. this hey Look, you know what? like You know what? Fred Durst is known for the red New York Yankees hat. I'm going to be known. going to be famous for rocking the yellow hat.
02:26:32
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Oh, boy. we go. open Watch out. They're the right? Are they the Wolverines? Are they the Wolverines? Yeah, Michigan Wolverines.
02:26:43
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Yeah. See, I know. I'm a sports girl. it is you I'm a sports girl. Don't steal my thing. That's all I ask. Come on, very asppen for the baby packcker i Listen, I would never do it without... Don't steal her sunshine.
02:27:03
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I would never do it without... What that picture Blaise was showing earlier or was my actual dick. Oh, you were the bee stinger? You got the fucking ah circulation cut off really bad then.
02:27:17
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What? It happens. Do you have a cock ring? you have cankles? but feel thank To be honest, I'm curious, but that's a rude question. that Somebody if they have cankles.
02:27:31
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and about this say That is kind of a little... All right, Blake, show him.
02:27:42
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Show your cankles. Show my cankles. know you're on panel, so I can only see your face, but you have cankles. Just stand up and put your fucking laying on the table.
02:27:54
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I'm glad that you think I'm that goddamn flexible. You don't want to get cankles, this. And this is why you're single. Oh, too soon? No, I'm single because all I do is foster women.
02:28:07
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All do is foster fucking women. Dang, shawty. Oh, my goodness.
02:28:17
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Oh, I'm gonna. That's my new goal. gotta get laid. What's that? Dang, shawty. who Calm down, Sean. Now we're fully called like normal people, okay? What did you say?
02:28:33
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I do.
02:28:39
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me
02:28:42
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When does anybody worry about being rude here? Yeah, I guess. Ever. Never. Never, ever, ever, ever. I do. No.
02:28:54
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don't. Yeah, whatever.
02:29:01
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I don't want to be rude. I am. Shit.
02:29:10
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Johnny Bones! What's going on, bro? so that Not shit right now. Are you working on any artwork? ah You know, actually between getting set up on here and going down to watch my girl for a little bit, I'm just getting that set up now. Dude, you need to hand your legs and feet.
02:29:33
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I want to see your... i cool that You've been working on. Yeah. if If you don't mind, you don't have to. No, I gotta find it.
02:29:45
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yeah And yeah, Glick, you're white as fuck.
02:29:50
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I'm not nearly... What? What color am I supposed to be? um fucking light. It kind of looks like your legs and feet should be on Jedi. It's like your body is like half and half.
02:30:04
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like You're a tan and red up top. You should thought of my mes like yeah you should do it actually yeah here as i see my tan lines on my... I'm a human what?
02:30:17
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this What? ah You should see my tan lines on my leg. It cuts off like right where my shorts are. It's ridiculous. I know, I know.
02:30:29
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particular my on I'm going to take the same spot I am with this. I need high, man, so I can be on board with that.
02:30:41
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I really do. I miss you so much. I wish Michael was here, damn it.
02:30:48
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aye that most fucking i wish michael was here jat ah Oh my. Alright, I'm done. Okay, y'all continue. The stoners will stop.
02:31:05
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Alright. No, go. Not this one, not this one. no Keep going, keep going. It's funny. What were we laughing about again? There's no rules on Saturday nights. Go.
02:31:18
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I already forgot what we were laughing about. I feel as though I've lost or I'm a bit of a death. I feel as though I've lost the challenge.
02:31:29
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God damn it. ah was What was the challenge? no I don't know. I don't know. I really don't know. really We all lost the drunken white girl. kill yeah Are you guys too old for that?
02:31:42
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I have no idea what's fucking happening. Me either. You know the game, so if somebody brings up the game, you lose it. Thank you, Mandy.
02:31:53
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Thank you. and it's It's because you guys know it. You really got it going tonight.
02:32:00
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Indeed. me mandy Mandy did not disappoint. She said she was going to make me cry, and she made me fucking cry. ah she never Laughing. She made me cry laughing.
02:32:14
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just want to make that clear. Hashtag Blaze discovered a new language. Oh, my gosh. Maybe I need to dip out.
02:32:25
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All right. Yeah, I'm getting out of here soon. yeah I mean, i feel I feel as though I'm i'm i'm kind of slurring at the moment. oh yeah' We all get that way.
02:32:39
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We all get that way by the end night. Trust me. Blaze, I'll let you know. I just don't understand you.
02:32:49
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Oh, my syllables. oh my so wolf i can't up anything Yeah, me neither. so Get back here and control your panel.
02:33:01
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um but like it's That gets a star. I like that. Stoner syllables. ah just I just sit back and and and enjoy the chaos that I have created.
02:33:13
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and Man. oh sometimes Sometimes it's a struggle. Don't give yourself that much fucking credit. You force myself To articulate my words. My God. i There ain't nobody that moves like Brittany, bitch. There ain't nobody that moves like Brittany, bitch.
02:33:34
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Yeah, try it, Glick. You're like, you're like. She got the moves like Brittany. Got the moves. there's double joy You You know what? As soon as my hand and wrist heels up, then I'll do it again. I can't i can't do it right now.
02:33:49
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I got those bruise joints by 99-year-old, bitch.
02:33:57
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Yeah, I'm so good I can do it one-handed. I've been to so many hippie concerts that I've just learned how to fucking and do it. You're beautiful. one Brittany, you'd be so good sorry outside a used car lot.
02:34:13
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I could totally flip some motherfucking signs. Let's go. I got this shit. I used to do color guard and flip rifles. Even if selling used cars, I'm pimping you out so I get 20%. Fuck you, dude.
02:34:25
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fuck you Who says you're my pimp? useful You Yeah, you did.
02:34:35
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She clearly found her weed. She forgot that.
02:34:42
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I did say that. I did say that. Now it's coming back we You signed the contract already.
Food and Humor
02:34:49
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No. No. I mean, it's your signature. It looks like this. Welcome back, please.
02:34:57
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What? i What? I just said welcome back, buddy. come down Oh, hello. Hello.
02:35:09
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Oh, my. Dude, I am a wino. I'm a complete wino. I know. We're waiting for the N-word, bro. We're waiting for it. Oh, my. Jeez, dude.
02:35:24
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Quit with that shit, bro. Oh, my. How's the edibles? i think yeah I think you're confusing me for the like a previous host. Yes.
02:35:35
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Yes. yeah that did job you I would lose my shit if Blaze ever dropped the end. I know. i That's why it's a funny joke because it is so out outside of his character that it's You wouldn't think it. I would die if he ever said that.
02:35:52
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Yeah. I would be like a We did have a kid standing out here in the in the road call dropping the M-momb for 10 minutes one night.
02:36:08
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Oh my. Yeah. Oh my god.
02:36:14
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Anyways, on another note, what kind of wine are you drinking again, Josh? Oh, that's unicorn-led wine. He's gone.
02:36:26
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Actually, i'm on my second bottle. on the 1924 brand of ah bourbon barrel-aged ah Cabernet Sauvignon.
02:36:38
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1924? Founcy. bro. That's four years after we haven't got the right to vote. He needs some steak with that shit. That was a mistake. it never get taste Actually, you know what? You're not wrong. like up the whole ah shes Hold on. Britney's not wrong. That is a steak wine. that is You drink that wine with eating a steak. and Yeah, medium rare.
02:37:02
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yeah Oh, I thought they milked the cow into that bottle. Oh. those little pull this Oh, wow. Oh, damn.
02:37:17
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Okay, my joke bombed, and then she expanded the radius of the impact zone.
02:37:24
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Oh, did too, man. She let you know how bad that joke was. Sorry. I'll have to send you a picture of it. That was very defensive.
02:37:41
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We worked together on that one, Brittany. Teamwork makes the dream work. What is that?
02:37:53
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but's follow but ah god what is that Blaze, you can. I know that you can. Can you tell me how to use one of these? I don't know what that is. It's a can. It's a can. You just open it.
02:38:06
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All right. Maybe it's this thing. What's this thing? Oh, is it a smoking thing? Oh, that's just to contain your weed in so it doesn't smell, I'm pretty sure. i am.
02:38:18
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I'm sorry. i'm I know. Yeah. What? I don't know, dude. But what are you supposed are you supposed to... Drink out of it? Are you supposed to hide a can in this?
02:38:32
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Maybe. um me get you um If you want to. But I don't understand at all.
02:38:40
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I don't know. I'm going to do it. I have to read the instructions. I have to look at the instructions. I have to look at the instructions.
02:38:50
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Scratch my head, throw them away, and go to bed and drink beer. Okay. It's just like a QZ. That's basically all it is. that flip so like fit like come well I don't know what to tell you.
02:39:04
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I do not know. going
02:39:12
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to drink on that one. Oh my gosh. I'm dropping lids all over the place.
02:39:21
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Who wants the moon chai? Oh, yeah. so So, Johnny, what you been working on lately, my dude? I know yeah i know i know you're always working on something, man.
02:39:35
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I might be studying lot of my Japanese tattoos and American personal stuff. you're working on the Japanese stuff. Hell yeah.
02:39:45
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Do you mind if I bring you up on solo and you show us some stuff? I can show you all some practices and stuff, sure, but I'm working on making all these practices into one big print. mr so umm um'm of solo Show us your dick.
02:40:01
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I'm going to bring... in What? I'm going to bring you on. so right johnn Okay, sure. right, Johnny, show us some stuff, my dude. Yeah. ah Well, this is what I'm doing where it's going to be a Native American head
02:40:19
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i had the front of it going oh i love that i love that thank you i gotta line up the back it's gonna be a band going all the way down and then a bunch of feathers in the back yeah dude thank you and yeah thank you Well, I do a lot of portraits as well. So, like, seeing that, like, your face, you got skills, bro.
02:40:46
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You got skills. It's funny right now, not you. God, stop making everything about you. Oh, my God, shut the fuck up. I'm just trying to say that I can relate to him.
02:40:58
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of an artist. Am I bringing up my fucking art, you dick? i Hey, reallyla let Johnny let' tryny do his shit, man. I got the Koi that I've been working on.
02:41:12
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The Koi I've been working on. I just edit it out made it a little bit better than the last version. i had to revamp it and do bit different graphing. um yeah I got I've been working on with the backgrounds. Thank you.
02:41:28
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Thank you very much. I know a lot of it's like progress towards pieces that I've already been working on, but Mind you, all this goes into making one of those prints actually existing. Yeah.
02:41:40
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Um... Fuck, dude. I think right now, that's a lot of my current stuff. Oh, shit. No. I got... I don't know if I told y'all the one where it was like a weather map and it was all bunch of different colors. i have a different color scheme on that that I'm working on. man. that's this that is so sick thank you i appreciate that that's only the the center of the page mind you i have to go through and make all the other layers all throughout the page which is taking me time and then color them all in so that's the next project i'm working on yeah
02:42:19
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that's awesome i like the color scheme that's awesome you. I appreciate it. i want doing a little continue It gives me like Ninja Turtle vibes. I was going with like a neon splat type of theme with the purples and the greens.
02:42:39
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Yeah. That's ah's awesome. I think right now, those are the ones I have in progress. ah I believe a couple weeks ago I showed you all the stuff that I've already gotten finished.
02:42:52
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and Yeah. The red and the fiery one. It's fucking sweet. I love that one. you guys can follow you guys can follow this guy on IG. He's got some dope shit.
02:43:03
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Oh, yeah. yeah oh Shit. One piece that I am really fucking proud of. This one has actually got some fame to it. Yeah, bring it up.
02:43:14
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Yep, bring it up. Oh, yeah. That's fucking sick. That is awesome. This piece actually has some fame to it. it's ah There's a couple of neurologists' offices in a couple of cities here.
02:43:25
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that This piece is actually in their office. It's like you walk in the door. Hold on. I gotta zoom in. That's actually really fucking cool, dude. Thank you. This is the natural crowning achievement of mine.
02:43:40
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I'm not gonna lie. I kinda wanna... I was thinking the same thing. Once again, dude...
02:43:49
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I've had to make multiple prints of this one. It makes me like, it's like a shrewd trip. That's like, a yeah that dude, that's just like, ah. That's so fucking sick.
02:44:01
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I've had two doctors slash surgeons buy this print from me. I've had, let's see, I think I've told sold about 10 independent prints of this piece. Hmm.
02:44:15
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Hell yeah. how many I'm not going to ask you here online, but I'm going to ask you offline how much that is. So get ready for that. But not on here. Yes, sir.
02:44:29
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Coco Coco. Thank you for showing that, dude. That is and it's awesome. yeah yll Thank y'all. I very much appreciate it Keep doing it, man.
02:44:39
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Keep it up. That's fucking sick. That's what I do. I appreciate it very much. Cheers. Cheers to that. Everybody cheers to that. Cheers to that. Cheers to that. Cheers to y'all, man.
02:44:52
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Cheers, Johnny Bonds. Fucking cheers. Like I said, one of these days, I'm going to get one of Johnny Bonds' tattoos on me. They're good fucking people. Hey, fuck yeah. Hit me up about it.
02:45:05
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I'll do it too. Let's go. Let's all get matching tattoos. Wait a minute. I wasn't saying matching. I wasn't saying matching, but one of his artwork. Hell yeah. yeah yeah i think Do any of y'all have matching tattoos with people? i know I know some of us do, but do all of them. Every tattoo I have, is I've drawn myself or somebody else did, and I have the original copies.
02:45:31
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Hell yeah. I have one matching i have one matching tattoo. That me and 40 something 40 something something She won't figure it out.
02:45:42
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let Words. A platoon. So. Yes. Yes. That's your tattoo. Damn it. Hell yeah. I forgot my drink. Oh, how do you forget that? Looking at you, Brittany. Looking at you, Brittany.
02:45:57
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i didn't I didn't forget my day drink. I just didn't realize my drink was low enough where needed to refill it. It's different than what Brittany did, but it's funny. I do have two tattoos. One is a symbol from a game, which I'm pretty sure multiple people have. And a another one was one of those ah flash ones on Friday the 13th, which pretty sure people in town have Nice.
02:46:19
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I'm not going to lie, Angel. I'm kind of shocked that you only have two tattoos. Oh, no. I've got like 27 tattoos. oh Oh, okay okay okay. I have two that some people might have.
02:46:33
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No, I've got tattoos everywhere. Okay. I um i lost space on my back. Oh, I need to get my back down. I'm jealous.
02:46:44
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How does it feel? fine. ah like just it's finer It's fine, but when they go around by your kidneys and stuff, ah you might puke.
02:46:54
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Interesting.
02:46:57
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Well, that's... I did it. But i was drunk. well Yeah, I can imagine because that's your spinal cord. Wait a minute.
02:47:10
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Let me try. where Like my calf, I fell asleep. Hmm. little bit to the left. Other way. Other way. There you go.
02:47:25
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That's right on her spinal cord. That was painful. Nice.
02:47:32
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Hell yuck.
02:47:36
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But, like, see, my calf, I fell asleep for that. I just zonked the fuck out. And I wasn't even high for it. And my leg, I was like, and do what you do. I was relaxing.
02:47:48
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Maybe I was a little high. Honestly, I thought I was... Maybe.
02:47:55
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ah
02:47:58
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I might have smoked a little, but they say like it's more sensitive when you smoke weed because you like feel it more when you get tattoos. It's your full body. I honestly, like no.
02:48:11
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All of mine have been pretty easy for the most part. and I've done stick and poke on myself, but yeah. That one on your neck, I can't even imagine. That probably hurt like a bitch.
02:48:26
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Oh my god. yeah and have you guys ever heard about eyeball tattoos oh my god i have yes yeah yes and not insane i have a couple people come to my drive-thru with them i'm like i can't even imagine i kind of want to get one i know right it's like it's tempting but also at the same time i'm like Tattoos bring out the sadist in me. Really? Is that what?
02:49:01
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What? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No, because it's it's the pain. It's it's it's and it' painful and it's enjoyable.
02:49:12
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Yeah. Oh, okay. I get what you're saying. i'm yeah i'm not i'm not gonna Yeah. I'm not going to front about it. like I'm a sadist when it comes to tattoos. I have one here.
02:49:23
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I like that. thank you That's That's actually a glia westoma ribbon in it. it's a Matter of fact, if e mean if anybody... yeah I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
02:49:37
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okay Don't be. It's okay. talk way right Go ahead. It wasn't important. It is important. Go ahead. go ahead sorry Sorry. No, and no, no.
02:49:49
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It's fine. Nope, I'm done. What is the ribbon for? What does it stand for? Jersey, tell us what the fucking... Sorry.
02:50:00
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oh so i didn't mean yeah i didn't mean I didn't mean to cut you off. I'm sorry. So it's, it's a glioblastoma with brain cancer. And it's a part that comes off the glioblastoma ribbon that says Chris on it.
02:50:16
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And then actually has his handwriting. This is love you more. That was, I love that. That was my husband's handwriting. And, um, I don't know if you guys know, but my husband died 2022 of brain cancer. Oh,
02:50:30
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brain cancer oh um So I am, and I got that tattoo. Um, actually before he passed away, he asked me to get it.
02:50:41
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said, you get a glioblastoma ribbon with my writing. Of course I will. but I'm sorry for your loss, hon. His whole family got them and and stuff, but, um, and then really sorry for your loss, but that's a, that's a good tattoo. I like it.
02:50:59
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It's pretty. And then I got, um, And it's, it's, you know, it it says let them. I wish I would have gotten it to like, honestly, like I'm like a big fan of the Beatles. So like now I, and I only got this last year, but like, I look back at it now and I'm like, I wish I would have gotten it to like, to say, let it be and instead of let them because let them has become like, so like infamous, like with this frigging author.
02:51:29
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And it wasn't at that point. It wasn't like a it wasn't like a philosophy. Yeah, have seen people that have let it Yeah. wish would gotten let it be and instead of let them. but It's so cute. I like it.
02:51:45
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Tattoos are fun but ah well Going back to what Blaze was saying with the like how like pain... you kind of like it what is that word i'm sorry fine so going back to that like i feel like there is definitely something with that for sure for me exactly yeah so
02:52:16
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the around exactly yeah what was that so And it's like, and it honestly isn't even pain sometimes. it like It feels so good that it's just like, whatever.
02:52:28
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Yeah. Which is weird. It's not weird. and it It is... It's pleasure from pain. it's yeah Yeah. It's very... It is. We can also go sexual with that, too. i You...
02:52:45
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You can, but I mean, yeah, yeah, yeah, absolutely. Yeah. Oh, absolutely. who Yeah. It is something so very relaxing very relaxing for me to get tattoos.
02:53:00
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Yeah, I agree. Because people will be like, don't tell me like the places that I've gotten my tattoos, they'll be like, that hurt like a bitch. But I'm like, dude, it was nothing for me. Yeah.
02:53:13
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Yeah. Exactly. It's like, yeah, i
02:53:21
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not really. i mean it' I mean, that's like a normal tattoo experience from people who, and all of us here, I think just almost have tattoos. So we understand that.
02:53:32
Speaker
Right. Exactly. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I am going to get another one. I'm getting my dad's, my dad's name. meant would be my maiden last name, you know, but I am going to get his, he's still alive, but he's, he's going to be 80.
02:53:48
Speaker
He's going to be 86 and actually 87 in no November. And besides what I do for a living when I'm not doing that, I care for my dad because my dad has dementia.
02:54:03
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So, um, so I stay kind of, what'd you say? bor juy That's okay. That's okay. Um, so what I do, what I do is, you know, I, I, I do my job that I love and then I take care of him and as well. And, um, feel that I'm just by nature, you're a caregiver.
02:54:25
Speaker
And, um, but I want to have his, my maiden name somewhere tattooed on me and he wrote me he wrote me something and it said I love you and he wrote like his whole name on it like his first name and his last name so what I want to do is I want to get like his just like eat that tattooed on you my well just even just still my last name just tattooed like in his handwriting so i understand i have the same idea i feel you so it's a good idea you should do it it's just always with me you know like uh yeah i bought a house i bought a house um i lived like 20 minutes away from my mom and my dad like in 2013 and in 2014 i decided that ah they're getting older like let me buy a house that's like closer to them so i bought a house that's a mile away from
02:55:20
Speaker
for my parents so I can be there. I'm the youngest of five children. i am i lost It's good for you. It's just good to that you can be there for them. for sure yeah after After my husband passed, i five months later, my brother passed. My oldest brother.
02:55:36
Speaker
jesus why am Why am I in the middle? He passed. I don't appreciate it. i' touchly I'm going to bring this down, but and um and I don't mean by any means like this is not sad. Like he has multiple myeloma, which is a cancer.
02:55:53
Speaker
But it but all of this all of this has led me to my calling. So I'm not trying to make this like a sad thing, like feel sorry for me. um actually By no means am I trying to do that. I'm saying that.
02:56:06
Speaker
by chris passing away from bleoblastoma and my brother five months later suddenly of multiple myeloma um it's led me to my calling in life what i'm supposed to do and um i'm appreciative and thankful that i have that calling and uh and that thankful that i live a mile away from my parents that be able to do that you know yeah hell yeah on but Props to you, dude.
02:56:36
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Thanks. I think, yeah I think most people would do the same thing. I did it for my grandparents. So i I get where you're coming from. It's, it's hard to sell.
02:56:48
Speaker
It is. forget about yourself sometimes, but it's okay. Yeah. You catch up. Stay strong, girl. you You catch up sooner or later, right? and mean Yeah. Stay strong.
02:57:00
Speaker
You got this. Positive vibes. Let's go. No doubt. No doubt. and I always, always got it. Always strong. Maybe try to smoke some weed.
02:57:12
Speaker
Maybe he's not trying to force everybody to smoke weed. But I would, girl. Listen, I wanted to take gummies. And for a while, wanted take gummies. But I can't with my job. Oh, okay. Yeah, that makes sense.
02:57:24
Speaker
My bad. No, no, no. like I don't find nothing wrong with it. i don't A lot of my patients actually like smoke weed. A lot of my patients... like like guess my they love Your patient's going to smoke weed, but you can't. that's yeah we yeah cause If something happens when she's on shift, she gets drug tested and gets fired. I understand that. portion i'm just As a weed smoker, I understand that. just this This is bullshit.
02:57:55
Speaker
Anyway. right Here's the thing, right? So if I, and I i used to like gummies, so gummies, like I like to take them once in a while, but with gummies, it like say I had a patient that fell or whatever, like they would say, oh, like it's a little a bit suspicious, let's go eat you drug tested.
02:58:16
Speaker
Even though weed is legal here in New Jersey, it's legal, it's legal, right? Like there's, There ain't nothing wrong with it. It's legal. It ain't illegal to use it. to It's workers comp shit. That's why I just dealt with it.
02:58:29
Speaker
So it's. Yeah. they They can't tell the time that you took it. They can't say like. Right. Weed stays in your system. Right. Yeah. I got fired because of that bullshit. night Honestly, I'm over this conversation because it pisses me I got piss tested in the beginning. they didn't give They didn't fucking care if I had weed on my system when I got hired, but the moment that I got injured and fired, that's when they cared.
02:58:59
Speaker
Yep. I'm so sorry about that. yeah That's all good. oh I'm getting back there. We're good. that Does anybody have anything interesting that they want to bring up that they have done this week?
02:59:16
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Any hikes? I want to talk about nature. I want to talk about nature. Me too, girl.
02:59:27
Speaker
i want to talk about nature two girl
02:59:33
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That was a great segue, Brittany. I'm about to smoke weed. I tried. Angel, oh my God.
02:59:44
Speaker
Angel, that was perfect. First all, you're not wrong now.
02:59:53
Speaker
Okay, whatever, man. I'm going back to my cicadas. and my Oh, is that a shaman in the house? Hold up. There we go. Good to see you, gentlemen.
03:00:07
Speaker
see sha yeah Yay, Shaman's here. Yay. I can't Don't be here. Glicka sucking two dicks in celebration. yeah but I just need a Glick. just need a Glick. Thank you.
03:00:27
Speaker
We're going to hear Shaman's voice in Glicks. wow Wow. All right. Let's go What up, Shaman? How you doing? oh Shaman's up past his bedtime. Shaman.
03:00:38
Speaker
Squeaky cream. I'm sorry, Glick. Don't be a bummer, dude. o yeah um I'm not touching shit, dude.
03:00:51
Speaker
I'm fucking touching everything. You just focus on your arm thing. did gle was right gli was drop himself what you There he is. There he is.
03:01:09
Speaker
Now he's back. Yes, he's back. back I'll do the starfish with Angel. Okay. yeah I get 20% commission. We can do that. I'm not sure what I just walked into, but I think i like it. I don't know. You walked into a starfish situation.
03:01:31
Speaker
I know. I like it. I like you showed up. I like you showed up. Shaman showed up. Shaman showed up. Shaman showed You know what? We might have to make that like a topic thing. Shaman showed up.
03:01:46
Speaker
I'll show up somewhere. ah so That's going to be the name of our next stream, Shaman. Shaman showed up. parents You guys can't steal my shit. Too late. You didn't copyright it. You hashtagged me. Oh my god.
03:02:05
Speaker
buth it That's using your hashtag. Hey, Shaman, I'm glad you're here, though. We have we have an interview with Brittany on Monday at 1 p.m. What?
03:02:17
Speaker
She's going to join the lazy and trauma show. going to contact her former employee? Yeah, I don't really trust them. I don't trust them. I don't trust them, so just to go on her employer.
03:02:30
Speaker
Wait, what day is this? I can... Monday 1 p.m. Brittany's interviewing for a spot on the show. All right. could probably make that, but um I might have to do it on my phone. I might be on the go. we We do have a lot of interviews lined up. so What is this?
03:02:46
Speaker
The employers are very well at doing the job. I feel like you were speaking Latin backwards. Yeah, it's fine. Which is actually a very, a very highly sought out skill. oh hold up hold ah Hold up, hold up, up, hold up. I want to see if that's really rock-ly.
03:03:14
Speaker
You got to kick the camera off, bro. Go on. So when you all see those yellow words that are like highlighted or whatever, or or yellow highlighted in yellow, like where, like what platform is that coming from?
03:03:28
Speaker
Like Facebook? It's the same one. It's just you have permissions to do each thing. what's this fuck What's up, on?
03:03:39
Speaker
What's going on? What's going on?
03:03:47
Speaker
It has been a minute. How are you guys doing? dude. How are doing, man? Who the fuck is this guy? Who the fuck is that? What have been? Mr. Married Man now.
03:04:08
Speaker
congratts bro when whend you get married but on What was that, a month ago now? Nice. like I don't know if you were there. I'm sorry. I mean, my sympathies, but nice. I mean, yeah. Everybody's just saying that, by the way. My sympathies, too, but... As a guy who's been married once before and almost married twice before, my sympathies, my deepest condolences, my friend. You need learn how to steal the deal, though. I got two marriages under my belt.
03:04:38
Speaker
I got one. 16 years. But I've been engaged twice. You were married twice, Glick? I was married once, but I've been engaged twice. Okay.
03:04:48
Speaker
Okay. Got it. Almost got the hat trick. Almost. Next one. Next one, man. Next one. I was only engaged once, though. I was married three times.
03:05:01
Speaker
Trust me. Glick will be in love or in a relationship in like a week and a half. Hmm.
03:05:07
Speaker
go to I don't you're wrong, Trent.
03:05:13
Speaker
No, nope, nope, nope, nope. I just want to get my dick wet at this moment in time. I'm buying a damn Gigi, bro. Take a That was straight up. No holes bar fucking real right there. I'm tired of doing it myself. Even Blaze's background is laughing. Got a hot on that thing.
03:05:40
Speaker
Yeah, a hot two on that thing. Fucking look at it.
03:05:49
Speaker
I don't like this. Oh, It's all right, though. It only tastes like, what, two fingers? Blaze's so background is nice spirit animal. need to grab my cup. Every yellow circle face is a spirit animal.
03:06:06
Speaker
It enhances my mood. yeah like it. I love it. Who's going to be the next?
03:06:14
Speaker
Glick needs to get Glick hit her. Look at her. Look at her.
03:06:22
Speaker
Come out for Thirsty Thursday, everybody. It is good to see you, man. How are you doing? It's got to be local Thirsty Thursday, though. It can't be... I can't... Yeah, don't do that. Don't do that distance. No, sure you can. She just needs to come see you.
03:06:40
Speaker
That's all. Yeah, exactly. think you're coming. I ain't driving for no pussy. You got your damn money. That's right. That's right, Flick. That's right, Flick. That's right, Flick. That's right, Flick. A couple months ago, you had two floozies show up within like a week period and fuck you.
03:06:55
Speaker
And they both dipped afterwards. No. You paid for those flight tickets? They're both in Ohio. They're both in Ohio. What have you been up to, dude? Flick, you remember that tonight, Frog. You remember that tonight. And then you meet the one chick and you're in love like a week after that. You don't drive for Frog. You don't drive for it.
03:07:14
Speaker
You can drive for it. You can drive for it. He's taking a greenhouse for it. You're too good. You don't drive for that shit.
03:07:26
Speaker
I'll do like five hours maximal road maximum road trip. Yeah. the I enjoy road trips. Damn, five hours? You know what? think Brittany and I like...
03:07:40
Speaker
britney and i like what are you putting in what are you talking about trying to put anything in you but i a category with you ha ha hold on what what neighbor to your what i mean the right now with you guys you're saying that me and you were what are in this thing you and i are on the same path like i'm thinking i don't think there's a pro wait i don't know i i need you to explain Apparently you're not. Apparently you're not. I need i need uterus to explain. It's okay. worries, girlfriend. Before I go through it, you need to explain what the fuck you mean.
03:08:24
Speaker
That's okay. I don't know if we are on the same page, to be honest. but We may not be. not even reading the same book. No, um don't think we are. now I think you're watching the movie.
03:08:36
Speaker
I don't know what... No, it's just some trailers, to be honest. You're right. You're right, Brittany. You're right. Honestly, I don't know because everybody's talking, so I don't know what you mean.
03:08:50
Speaker
I'm just making jokes at this point. I know. love how...
03:08:57
Speaker
I love how Angel calls me out of my whore ways. Oh, I fucking love it. show I fucking love it. In like one week, and then you got all fucking wiped up and shit. Like, what the fuck? on Somebody these screenshot that for me. I want all these Blaze screenshots.
03:09:12
Speaker
We already screenshot it earlier. mean, I think Blaze is going to like him too, just so he remembers the stream. Well, he's going to be the one that does shit with it, probably.
03:09:24
Speaker
He's going to be like, was there, wasn't I? Man, if only somebody had an alt account to put that on. Shut the fuck up, Shaman. I mean, welcome to our that you You want to hear what Shaman said?
03:09:43
Speaker
Tiger got out of the cage on that one, didn't they? um My application's fucked now. yeah No, you're just going to have to try really, really hard. No, Brittany, you keep talking the way you're going.
03:09:56
Speaker
You got it. You got it. why They want people to talk to speak their mind and whatever else their show. Angel, I fucking love you, bitch. I want to meet you in person. I don't know about the starfish thing. i know You can bring her to the interview for references.
03:10:12
Speaker
One extra to my little wedding. I don't have an extra. I am blazes. I'm still locked down here, Brittany.
03:10:23
Speaker
But Glick might have an extra, and I can meet him down there. Oh, my God. The minute he's playing it, Glace, he came back to life. You were done. And even when I didn't, I didn't have a plus one. So that's on my pool. do have a plus That's on soup.
03:10:38
Speaker
See? There you go. So, I mean, I had a plus one, but now I don't. So it's just me. I'm to have to eat two meals. I'm cool with that. I'm big fatty McFadden. No, fuck you, dude. I'm eating half of that. Or I'm eating one of them.
03:10:50
Speaker
I'll meet you down there. Jeez. Okay. Okay. It's an open bar, right? It's an open bar? I feel like I might get great if Angel comes to town. Be aggressive. It's not an open bar. You're on your own. all right so if you go go to wedding i think you guys i think you guys are like making plans to get p Michael We are. Yeah. Yeah. He's going to get married and divorce. All right. So me ask you guys a question, though, right? If if we're at a wedding and then it's a plus one, right, that's what you did.
03:11:24
Speaker
So they counted for plus one. But you go by yourself. Can you take the other meal home with you? Hold it. Did come back and Rockley was gone already? That's what we brought up the other day or the other night. like Or Glick brought it up. He was saying like if you go out with a person and you don't eat the whole meal, is it rude to take the leftovers home so it's kind of what you're saying but with a wedding no but i'm saying at a wedding at a wedding that whole second person because you know they budget for two people but you only brought yourself so should you be able to take that home with you so you got like buy one get one yeah yeah if you put a enough yeah cash in the wedding card then yeah i mean if you don't want to i mean if you don't want to go to waste yeah
03:12:14
Speaker
Yeah. right I mean, either they're going to save it or throw it away. usually people don't save their fucking food. Or, or, or, or. There wedding etiquette.
03:12:28
Speaker
There is. You fucking default. There you go. And if you guys want more questions, check out chronic content. I almost got married, okay?
03:12:41
Speaker
This dude at in the bottom like, what the fuck did I join? um Did you get to take all the food home from the wedding? I'm excited to see Rock Lee. How you doing,
03:12:53
Speaker
That's amazing. Oh, yeah. Sorry. lot of new people. Angel, Brit, niece. You don't know. have a tattoo. Yeah, yeah.
03:13:04
Speaker
i read yeah yeah That's actually one of the best tattoos ever, by the way. It really is. That's awesome, man. I always take like these two or three-month hiatus and I come back and it's a new panel.
03:13:19
Speaker
oh yeah it does it does it does it does um yes i started in january though where the fuck have you been but sir i to marry jedi and he declined it so dang i would do hang here in the i got a question oh you got you got mary in him but raising my hand we now'll be doing that i tried to marry jedi and he declined it so damn ah He got buried in what?
03:13:47
Speaker
he wouldn't He wouldn't accept my proposal. Oh, rude. He had to settle for that chick a month ago, okay?
03:14:02
Speaker
ah oh i honestly though the first six months <unk>s gotta be awesome though Oh, yeah. um i will you're breaking in them what You're breaking in them wedding vows. Yeah.
03:14:17
Speaker
Yeah. I'm just riding that wave, man. Yeah, ride it. As long as we can.
03:14:30
Speaker
ah one hundred man Until she's pregnant with twins, then you're like, what did I do? so Most people have been telling me, like, oh, I'm sorry, my condolences. And it's so funny.
03:14:42
Speaker
was some right Johnny's back. Johnny's back. Oh, Johnny's back. Welcome back, Johnny. You know you're watching a movie?
03:14:54
Speaker
You watch a scary movie, and then they're like, ah oh, shit, he is. Hey, what up, bro? um That's a squirrel. Yeah, that's what he threw me off, man.
03:15:05
Speaker
I looked up at the TV because I can't see it on the phone anyway. i was like, oh, shit, Johnny. Johnny's back. Can we get him on the show? I was trying to open my ears here because I'm wearing that fucking shirt that I bought him. Or bought him. I bought from him. Yeah, he's serious right now.
03:15:25
Speaker
He's a Nonsensical Network exclusive, man. You have to go through it. I know. We've taken over their show, so I'm just talking shit. For those of you guys who don't know who... I never got to ask my question from earlier.
03:15:39
Speaker
I even raised my hand. Nobody cares. Go ahead. Go ahead. your fucking hand down. no go ahead. so Brittany, how how how did you become part of the Nonsensical Network? Yeah.
03:15:52
Speaker
yeah I've been hanging out here off and on for a long time. And then you came out of the scene, which is awesome. But I just, I don't know, like, what's the origin story of Brittany? Let's hear it. Call That's a good one. That's a good one. Oh, my. That's a good one.
03:16:09
Speaker
Brittany, did that happen? big foot How did that happen? So, Rick, she's also kind of part of the shut up the network.
03:16:22
Speaker
He does the football shit. He's the football dude. um i like Oh, yeah. He's awesome. Why isn't he on more? He does football shit. That's why. I know, but he's funny. Anything he talks about is funny, usually.
03:16:39
Speaker
Yeah, no, I'm a part of his clan on Call of Duty. That's how I came apart. Really? Well, actually, in all honesty, what happened was Rick was tired of dealing with Brittany, so he pawned her off on us. it's like He's like, hey, i meet this...
03:16:56
Speaker
He's like, meet this girl, Brittany. She's kind of crazy and i and annoys the fuck out of me. And then he just left. He was like, now she's your problem. I was like, wait, wait, hold on. Hold on. Isn't that what you just told us? down He put a $20 bill on her collar and said, best of luck, bitch. So Jenna, now that she's becoming part of the Lazy Shaman show, that's what I'm doing to you guys. I'm pawning her off on YouTube.
03:17:22
Speaker
Just saying, just saying, I was going to say, that sounds really fucking familiar, bro. i've heard that story before. I just haven't heard the ending yet. but Now I know.
03:17:34
Speaker
Shaman, we should have a plan B. yeah I think it's a little late. She's too old for a plan bro. I don't know. I think if you take enough, it still works. I don't think I want to.
03:17:48
Speaker
What's up MK? Shut the fuck up man. That's a full shaman, that's full Jedi. I mean, I wasn't on there first, but you know what? It's fine. Yeah, we're gonna have to go to plan Wait, what? Who's talking?
03:18:00
Speaker
Angel. Plan Z. Oh, okay. Sorry. my My earbuds popped out. Oh, you're good. I'm not doing shaman Jedi shit. I show up on this shit all the time now. Even your earbuds on my own Britney? Hell yeah. Hell yeah. I don't get a fucking interview.
03:18:14
Speaker
I just showed a fashion damn party. Yeah, it can't get rid of me. Just like you guys. I mean, technically, we really could. Technically, yeah, we love you. You're both awesome.
03:18:30
Speaker
I love you and your shit. We're still getting the outer view, and as soon as we're done with that, we'll let you get into the interview. All right? Yeah. That's why Shaman Morgan's a channel.
03:18:43
Speaker
that's why salmon margins it channel That's kind of what we need. As much as I hate to do this. What are you doing? Don't do it. Don't leave.
03:18:54
Speaker
The big foot whore. Brittany, just do the arm thing. Everything will be okay. the brittanney bament There we go. Back in balance. You put the force in balance.
03:19:15
Speaker
yeah I am
03:19:20
Speaker
i i'm not i am not doing anything with the banners. I don't know. and yeah yeah Where did Jersey go? jason you know we know we are Can we ban MK? He's just out of line.
03:19:32
Speaker
What's going on? Bring him camp here. no i have to know Yeah, MK, yeah, come up on the panel. I got to hang out with MK. He's awesome. Boat him.
03:19:42
Speaker
Boat him. Get that motherfucker out of here. Get that motherfucker out of here. Somebody mute the fucking default. Bring him camp here. um ah Let's get the Vikings fans out of here.
03:19:56
Speaker
Bye. There was one time, like there was... Shaman had a really good show one weekend when Jedi wasn't there and MK pulled up and the shop pulled up and I got the MK.
03:20:08
Speaker
I believe what Shaman said was best show ever. ah We were going to change the title but we didn't want Lazy to realize what was going on. It was the first live stream that Shaman stayed awake the whole time.
03:20:25
Speaker
Right? and I did, didn't I? I did. He comes here to learn. I that effect on people.
03:20:33
Speaker
He comes here to learn how to run a podcast.
03:20:37
Speaker
but Yeah. Scott's tired. Shaman? Shaman? Are you going to put up with that, Shaman? He's sacrifice a
03:20:54
Speaker
My application is in the trash. I don't If she keeps going this hard, she might get a ah promotion already. I don't know. Ouch.
03:21:06
Speaker
Ouch. don't you Don't you worry, MK. You're always welcome here. This is oh safe place for you. Fuck Jedi. Rock Lee, what's going on? The question is, what have you done right,
03:21:22
Speaker
I think Brady just got fired tonight. Yeah, totally. ah Much love to you, Michael. Appreciate you, brother. so now we'll just keep you as michael We'll just keep you as an intern.
03:21:37
Speaker
Whatever. Fuck you. I'll start my own show with Angel. They're just going to cartwheel. Done deal. and let's do The whole show. Girl Squad. Fuck you, Glick. You can suck a dick. Oh my god. I hate you so much. Oh my god. You know what? You can't even see why I sound a show on my network.
03:21:59
Speaker
This is my network. I'm the boss. You're just going to be a co-host. yeah Yeah. luck you The Blazin' network won't put up with that, Brittany. i hope I hope you enjoyed having in the power while you had it because boom, just like that. Now it's gone.
03:22:13
Speaker
Now you have no power. It's for G's A-N-Y. Look at him.
03:22:27
Speaker
ah you that was a very yeah exactly it wasn't a boo was a shut up shaman shut up i'll take you off ham as position who these Now your about to get um what we Sorry, Brittany. But fuck yes, I'm shoo-in still now.
03:22:57
Speaker
having As part of your punishment, Brittany, I'm sending you to the shaman show. Sorry, lazy shaman. That's solitary. That's not a bad I protection when they came on but the cutstone but so I put a gun on before I came on to I wish i would have. I didn't think about it. You're fucking up.
03:23:26
Speaker
Now she's your problem.
03:23:29
Speaker
won I don't think I'm at all. You're not looking in the mirror. That's why you don't see a problem. jes Yeah, we can't even see you on camera, fucker. So fuck shit. Bye now.
03:23:45
Speaker
Look, I do i show you a favor and this is how you treat me, you know? You have to see my ugly self. What favor did you... and put fever let's just What favor? Blaze came back just to find out the favor was.
03:24:01
Speaker
What fucking favor is it? Now you know what I'm going through right now with this woman. You don't want to see this face. This is how she treats me. Yeah, don't want to see this face. I'm doing you a favor. You don't have to have a heart attack.
03:24:16
Speaker
yeah bro out Fuck around and find out, boy. Blaze is two sips away from you. let's how Just counting it down.
03:24:27
Speaker
Shaman's black. You can't call him you can't call him boy. um And Brock Lee's right there, too. You can't get me thrown around. That was the most dumb thing I've ever fucking heard. Wait. Unless you say it like, yeah, boy. Then you can say it. Let me get my Yeah, but if you're just like, listen here, boy.
03:24:50
Speaker
Like, the fuck? measure dan we a whole their body The tone makes all the difference. You can't just say it like that. Yeah, I didn't say it like that. I just said, boy. I didn't say, boy. should it like Yeah, you said it the bad way. You said it the good way. You said, boy. like with the word just like Oh, no, you didn't.
03:25:14
Speaker
She's like, I didn't say uh, I said ur. What? Oh my my. Did it end with a vowel or consonant? Both.
03:25:25
Speaker
Just stop. She said, she said, uh, ur, uh, ur. just yeah she she said ah ah ah Don't put me in this fucking place.
03:25:42
Speaker
I don't know but this makes me think I'm a retarded lumberjack. hard The hard R. harder ah They're not talking about you. We're just talking in general. Calm down. It's not always about you. Sometimes think Lick misses Jeff.
03:26:01
Speaker
nice sometimes sometimes i think lake misses jeff Yeah. oh god Oh, God. can't believe how quiet the panel got after you said that. but Like, everybody's like, what will the response be? with I will stay tuned. You know, here's here's the here's the thing.
03:26:26
Speaker
i can't believe it took me four years to get rid of you. Because usually I thought I would have gotten maybe six years. It took you four years. and took you four years.
03:26:37
Speaker
you talked to him since? Oh my God. Why did you do that long? Like once. Like once. I don't want to talk about that.
03:26:48
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and know yeah I don't know. I've only talked to him once. Honestly, on our show, Steve the come Canadian is part our show and he's still one of our favorite people. Who? Nope. who
03:27:00
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can We can't hear you. Brittany's one of my favorite people too, so let's fill our time with her. Yes, I agree. Oh, wait, what? Is that what he said? Yes! Yeah!
03:27:12
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Yeah, no, i've I've talked to him once. He ah he he called me when Nicky and I, a couple weeks ago. ago we totally no no we totally no and and and No, no, no, and no, and no. Blaze, Jesus Christ. I answering Jenna's question. You've got some animosity. You even bring up Jeff and he goes,
03:27:32
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And he's the one that brought him up. Somebody tell Blaze he's the one that brought him up. I did. I did bring him up for a moment. I bring him up for a moment. You're Dr. Frankenstein.
03:27:48
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up But I did it. I did it for a point, but we're we're we're moving past it. We're going on. and then jedi asked a question what are Why does he keep coming up? Geez. You do as he says, not as he does, all right? Now move it on. Where's the disappointment? You know what, Shaman?
03:28:11
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Shaman, that's a fair point. That's a fair point. You're not wrong. That's a fair point. Fair point. Shaman, what's your favorite color? Go. Clear. Clear.
03:28:22
Speaker
go have what'ser drag Don't them. Don't distract them. like that answer. No, that's the only way you can do it. i don't i don't I don't see colors.
03:28:35
Speaker
Ouch. Like John John can't see. John Cena can't see.
03:28:46
Speaker
Can't see no colors. But wouldn't that be transparent? Which is like...
03:28:54
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Rock the nice avatar. We certainly hate albino's now. What? Blaze, I'm not talking to you. I hope not, or I wouldn't be allowed to. Leave leave default yeah leave default out of this.
03:29:07
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You know, I got a sunburn the other day. I got a sunburn the other day.
03:29:14
Speaker
i was out there for two seconds, and it just struck him like a fucking scorpion. Boom, sunburn. You got struck by lightning. No, by the sun. Brittany got struck by lightning.
03:29:28
Speaker
Wait, what? He was smited by God. Wow. What are you talking about right now? Was that before or after the sex? After. yeah johnny Johnny, you look like you got that lumbar support.
03:29:52
Speaker
My My boy, he's chilling. The fact that he has his name and his headline are so detailed and descriptive.
03:30:04
Speaker
I was going to go change it. But I don't want to mess with his name and stuff like that. You know what I mean? Because he's got so much going on down there. He's kind of promoting himself.
03:30:14
Speaker
Yeah, that's what she said. That's what she said. Yeah, you'd have to like copy it and put it on a notepad or something wait. She has never said that to anybody on this panel. Stop it.
03:30:27
Speaker
Uh-oh. Wait, hold up. Who's the she? What are we talking about? Who's the she that you're talking about? Oh my god, yeah. What is a female? Yeah, that's right. Let's go down this.
03:30:38
Speaker
Wait, what? We're trying to figure out. You know what? I rescind my application. I rescind my application. Nope, nope. We're processing it as we speak.
03:30:51
Speaker
By processing it, he means it's going through the shredder. by processing it he means it's going through the shredder Yeah, it's a process. So I was...
03:31:04
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l price Whatever you need to do, man. Yeah, Brittany, I want to thank you. I want to thank you for submitting your resume on rolling papers because we're about to smoke that shit right now. That's actually not a bad idea, dude. That's how she would do it, too. That's amazing. Dude, like the fucking blank page in a Bible.
03:31:26
Speaker
That's what it's meant for. yeah Too far, too far, too far. I didn't know they had blank pages. I have done okay um done it. Listen, listen, listen.
03:31:43
Speaker
If somebody else ripped the page out and you didn't know that it came out of the Bible, are you sinning?
03:31:52
Speaker
That's a you ask me, would I accept the blunt rolls from a Bible paper? Yes, I would.
03:32:04
Speaker
Are you getting that? whole this Yes, I have. You're saying that you don't know that it's from a Bible. have you used Have you guys had to use tampon paper before? Tampon wrapper?
03:32:19
Speaker
Does it taste like Catholic? No. yeah In case of emergency. ad bro In case of emergency, man. Actually, that is smart. I'm not going to lie. i I just want to ask if it's you know the new like brand new tampon paper.
03:32:35
Speaker
that what you're getting at? I mean, it depends on what flavor you're looking for. What brand? If you got the cheap-ass brand. Oh, this is an interesting debate. What brand of tampon paper is the best for smoking? Listen, listen. Cardboard ones have the cheap-ass paper on it.
03:32:51
Speaker
Listen. I would do that. I would do that. how have I not done that before? If you're going to use used wrapper, just make sure you throw it in the microwave before you smoke it.
03:33:03
Speaker
That's right. you know so that That's the way that I've used it. I don't want to be a part of this. I don't want to be here anymore.
03:33:19
Speaker
Yeah. Glick, I didn't know what I'm talking about. Blaze, get control I'm trying. Glick would have gave us the idea. i don't know if i don't know why he's judging me and Sean.
03:33:33
Speaker
Right. It's microwave. Honestly. Hey, well, know what they say. You can't handle the heat and get out the kitchen, right? I guess. Oh, my God. That's what got me. But I will say, that is kind of smart with stamp on paper because they're really thin.
03:33:49
Speaker
It is kind of like joint paper. You could probably roll it up like that. OK. So you can't. I'm going to assume Michael is not coming on here, right? Probably nothing. I'm coming here. You can use it.
03:34:01
Speaker
No. glick my I put the wig on to look like him. I'm wearing the fucking shirt that I bought from him. Pull it up. Pull it up.
03:34:12
Speaker
and Like look, Oh shit. Oh shit. like but lazy your full screen oh shit yeah. Oh shit well yeah. it's a wig oh raz you need a big should have like airling who i'm firing him im sorry Anyways, I can't go back.
03:34:37
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There go. back
03:34:43
Speaker
That is sick. And i he will appreciate that for freaking sure. I don't know if I'm on the right one, guys. Fix it.
03:34:56
Speaker
cookie I'm on a different computer. You done dropped half the fucking panel. like Why is it that Brittany has permissions before me? The first guest.
03:35:09
Speaker
Hey, don't talk shit. Oh my God. You better make this shit right. I want this shit made right, right now. Put me right next to you. Are you asking for reparations?
03:35:25
Speaker
Let me ride this train too. Can I at least get mod, bro? Where's my ranch at, man? You're supposed to give me a ranch. I've been here for a month. I don't have no ranch.
03:35:41
Speaker
have nothing. Give him some shit. Thank you. You know what? cause you know look Let me just explain to you guys who don't know who I am. I am a revolutionary.
03:35:52
Speaker
I am a missionary. yeah I'm down for the cause. hero this there wait way i sorry a rock parwell i like i'm down for the gaze I don't what it is. Let's go. ah First guest on the show, I've been asking for permissions for like years yeah literally years took me so periscope its big to got You got here five minutes ago and you can already turn us all off. Yeah, and he already took it off of me again.
03:36:24
Speaker
hope I asked him to... He wouldn't even mod me on TikTok. That's how bad it was. whoa Whoa. The struggle fucking real. Rude. You know what?
03:36:37
Speaker
Yeah, but he did. He promised me. He told me he would mod me, though, when he was on my show. I have a clip saying that he would mod me. going to make a compilation of him saying, yeah, I'll mod you, Rock. Yeah, don't worry, Rock. I got you, Rock. I got you. Rock, Rock. Okay.
03:36:52
Speaker
You need to put in an application at the Lazy Instruction. Right after we interview Brittany, we're going interview you. It's a two interview process. Yeah, I'm out of here.
03:37:05
Speaker
I'm out of here! Stop it. Shut the fuck up. They neutralized the threat. They neutralized the threat. Tom and I are are not here for entertainment purposes. We're headhunting, okay?
03:37:18
Speaker
Okay. You are on our list, bro. Maybe just need to look like Blaise. We'll take Blaze if he's willing. Okay, fine. It's just going to be the... Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
03:37:33
Speaker
Please, Maude. Is that my face? You are Maude. You are Maude. I swear. That's not even funny. I hate you.
03:37:45
Speaker
That's not funny. I hate you. Johnny, control of your panel, damn it. but You know what? Fuck you. MK, I will give you a wrench in the next few days. Let me just get to it, all right? because because that his how his bank account works is he's got to take money from his one account and move it to his other account.
03:38:12
Speaker
I mean, that actually, MK does deserve a wrench. Don't yell at me about the wrenches. I know. ah I know. I've been given wrenches.
03:38:27
Speaker
not yeah let's not Start him off with a screwdriver. So Glick glin writes a check and then goes, hey, don't yell at me for Blazing not cashing it. You know, I mean, hey what do want me to do? what do you want me to do What do you want to do?
03:38:46
Speaker
That was good. I do like that. That's why I put in an application for the Lacey and Sean. Hold on, hold on, hold on. Hold on, hold on. Does that mean you don't want to wrench?
03:38:58
Speaker
Bitch, you get a wrench now. You definitely get a wrench now. This wrench and you're going to like it, you son of a bitch. Yeah. Take it. Rocky, I'll one-up you, man. I'm not going to moderate you. I'll give you the login to StreamYard so you can have all the power.
03:39:21
Speaker
Watch out. Watch out. No, you already have all the power, please. That was like a one and a half. Oh, my God. Now I'm going to clip this, too.
03:39:33
Speaker
So I just want everyone to know that this will be part of the compilation. Let's go. Let's go. All right. Check out Lazy Thomas on every Friday night. well Hell, yeah. yeah
03:39:47
Speaker
That's so funny. That's so cute, too.
03:39:54
Speaker
Did I give you permission, you little fucking slut? Who are you talking to? I don't know. Honestly, I don't know who was talking to me, to be honest. That was probably me. he's talking gonna mean Are you me? I'm giving you bit. You can have the login, Rocky.
03:40:11
Speaker
So suck it. He absolutely did it, guys. Look how excited he is. Oh, my gosh.
03:40:23
Speaker
Guys, there's a new show now. There's a new show now. show now. The Rock Lee experience. Well, hold on a second. why don't we we we we haven't We haven't ventured into that territory to have Black hosts yet. I don't know if we're ready for that.
03:40:38
Speaker
really like Hey, don't download that file on that email I sent you. That was that was a virus. There's your goddamn reparations. Leave me alone.
03:40:52
Speaker
That's what the show title is called, actually. Whoa.
03:40:59
Speaker
Oh my. Oh my. Those of you guys who don't know Rocky, Rocky is like my little brother.
03:41:10
Speaker
Him and I are family. That's what I should call him. Rocky. i didn't have a lot of name Rocky. Rocky hasn't quite ah roal lee point reached full Sasquatch in yet, but he'll get there one day.
03:41:24
Speaker
Rocky Rob. Naruto. No, Rocky... Yeah, Rocky and have been friends for, god damn, how long have we been friends for? Like fucking close to 10 years now, isn't it? Yeah. oh And you're just getting, you're just giving him. You're just introducing him to us? This is going to be a three hour compilation, guys.
03:41:44
Speaker
It's going to be three hours. And that he doesn't come around. Don't yell at me about not introducing you guys to him. He doesn't come around. He's all wiped up. Bro, that's how not three three hours is like getting towards it, bro.
03:41:58
Speaker
yeah You know what? you can give me shit You can give me shit about moderation, giving you a mod and giving you access and stuff like that. I can give you just as much shit about the album release because we're still waiting.
03:42:13
Speaker
I could go somewhere else with that too. What? You said fuck you, Glickin' out. I to hear about this album release. What's the album release? You got an album coming out?
03:42:26
Speaker
It disappeared. I'm sorry, Glick. I'm sorry, Glick. Leave me alone. I'm sorry, man. Okay. okay How are you looking? That's a pretty good trade. I'm going shut up now, guys. I'm going to shut up.
03:42:38
Speaker
yeah We both got bullshit. We both got bullshit over here. Yeah, you're right. You're right. You're right. I can't even i can't defend that. Sorry, man. but Although I have totally come through on my end of the deal.
03:42:52
Speaker
You have exits. No, you still need to dress up in frickin' a crop top. I forgot about that episode, bro. Ew, please no. Yeah, crop and hi high booty shorts.
03:43:07
Speaker
Oh, gross. Do it. Fucking do it. yeah Yeah. Let me know when that dream is. So if you guys look back at ah and at a very... How long was that to ago? Like...
03:43:20
Speaker
ah year year ago he said that if i recorded cover to britney spears one more time that he would dress up with ah booty shorts i'm more interested in the crop top i want hear the cover i don't i want to hear the cover i want to see results i said i would dress up as much as i said that i would dance and and do a tick tock video to it so let me see i can find out oh never mind that i bylono fun um you bylawy um I don't want to see that. but brity there
03:43:53
Speaker
It's Britney, bitch. What's that, Bradley? What's going on, Bradley? my fucking God. Bradley cares this year. Let's go.
03:44:04
Speaker
You're just in time for what you would fit in with. Bradley. Where's your bucket hat, homie? lost it. Oh, God. Here we go. This is about to happen. Holy shit, Rocky. You've got new stuff up, dude. What's going on here, man?
03:44:20
Speaker
Well, it's funny because she just did the Britney bitch thing, but I actually just did a Britney Spears song. That's what reparations will get you, bro. We're all waiting for it. Wait for the show, man. I'm telling you it's going to be awesome. No, come on. Take Pete.
03:44:35
Speaker
Take Pete, bro. Let's go. What do you mean we got to wait it? spell my name exactly like Britney Spears. Oh, that's why. Yeah. That's why it's a thing. i think Glick's looking for it. Play a little bit. I'm grabbing it right now. Give me just a minute.
03:44:49
Speaker
It's Britney, No, what you think?
03:44:53
Speaker
That's weird. It sounds like in my headphones, they're surround, so it sounds like she's behind me. playing It's weird. it's yeah weird ah look behind you She is behind you. I know. I'm looking behind me, too.
03:45:05
Speaker
I'm like, D. She's in there with her knives. Brittany's everywhere. thank you Didn't she dance around with knives? Fuck Fuck off.
03:45:19
Speaker
I have. I mean, I haven't done it in a while, but yeah. Dances with lives. That is crazy. Crazy, bitch. can move on, too, but I'm not trying to run this so much.
03:45:35
Speaker
Oh, my God, bitch. Stop it. Shut the up, Glick. I'm going to dropkick you in the motherfucking face, and I can't wait. Especially now that you're single. I'll stop fucking trash all still You know, his beard will cushion it so he won't even feel it.
03:45:52
Speaker
Wait, what? Oh, yeah, true. Because of the beard. My beard is going to block it. My beard is going to yeah huton defense He's got built-in defenses. I'm going to kick you in the arm.
03:46:05
Speaker
He's like a turtle, but instead of a shell, he has a beard. kick you in the armpit. How dare you? Brittany, what do you think I'm going to be doing? Just stand in there like this? like He's going to pick her moment and she's going to strike. She's been watching Cobra Kai.
03:46:29
Speaker
She's going to strike like a fucking mongoose and you're not going to be ready for it. Apparently this is what single people do. They just walk around like... That's how you get your pheromones out there to bring in the ladies.
03:46:44
Speaker
that's how you get your pheromones out there to bring in the ladies I'm going to put my arms up and and I hope nobody kicks me in my armpits today because that would really ruin my day. That would really ruin my day if somebody kicked me in this armpit. I hope nobody kicks the body spray off yeah well It's all fun and games until somebody does get the armpit kicked, okay? um already We killed killed Brittany.
03:47:19
Speaker
that was kicking the armpits doing my mind showed the fuck I was just some crazy me in the armpit. What the fuck, I didn't hear dogs barking until you brought your stuff like that hey hey guys i think we I think we just sound found a thousand and one waves to die right there.
03:47:44
Speaker
that Yeah, how did he die? It was a horrible armpit accident. but yeah ya so They got tangled in the armpit hair and asphyxiated. Jedi, I feel like you're really directly like trying to joke do jokes towards me and it's fucking working.
03:48:04
Speaker
I know, Brandon. I know.
03:48:09
Speaker
asphyxiation by armpit hair. okay now you're doing it Now you're saluting Hitler, so stop it. hey you You should try and get in the armpits. Is that your comfort or is that mine?
03:48:23
Speaker
got that. It took me a second. okay i just got that it took me a second yeah i was shock i was trying to I was trying to pick which football game I wanted to watch next. I'm going to watch Hawaii versus Arizona. Of course.
03:48:37
Speaker
I watched that one. Wait, which one? I watched that one. hawaii ah Hawaii versus Arizona. This looks like something I could masturbate to later. Which team? Hawaii versus Arizona.
03:48:50
Speaker
Which team for Arizona? offerffer Arizona. Did you say which team? I like the ginseng, the green team. Arizona sweet team. Every time I call football, there is Wildcats and there is the on whatever the fuck it is.
03:49:06
Speaker
I think it's the Arizona Wildcats. I think it's the Arizona Wildcats. I think it's the Arizona State. Wait, can I say like a head out?
03:49:16
Speaker
wait there so head out No, I'm smoking a bowl. this ah rock I don't know where Rocky was. I just got that.
03:49:28
Speaker
So this is this is Rocky's version. This is his remake. or his cover of yeah Rocky's the singer. Oh, yes. Oh, yeah. Rock Lee.
03:49:40
Speaker
We just went through all of them. This is his cover of Britney Spears. Maybe one more time. I got it downloaded. need hear it. Let's hear it.
03:49:58
Speaker
What was I supposed to know That something wasn't right here Oh baby, baby I shouldn't let you go But now you're
03:50:28
Speaker
Thank you.
03:50:56
Speaker
There's nothing that I would do. It's not the way I planned it. Show me how you want it to be.
03:51:07
Speaker
Tell me, baby, cause I need to know now. My loneliness is killing me.
03:51:42
Speaker
Oh pretty baby, how was I supposed to know?
03:51:59
Speaker
And I must confess that my loneliness is killing me now Don't you know why?
03:52:45
Speaker
oh my heard will I That was awesome That as fuck That was awesome I'm convinced. I want to hit you one more time. I want to hit everybody one more time.
03:53:01
Speaker
Give me a bonus. I'm convinced. I want to hit you one more time. My nipples have never been harder. Check Rocky's music out. Do have those long super nipples, baby?
03:53:15
Speaker
you have those long super that was ladies Yes, he does. I found out. You can see him you can see him on our Lazy Glicks. OnlyFans. On our Lazy Glicks. Can you stop turning everything into your shit?
03:53:31
Speaker
You know, we're just trying to promote our thing, okay? We're just trying to promote our stuff, alright? Don't do it. I'm just kidding. We just said the Britney thing. ahead.
03:53:44
Speaker
go ahead like nice man okay it's Let me
03:53:50
Speaker
yeah pass You like that, Britt? That was actually really cool. And the part where it went hard, where he screamed, I was like, dude, okay. You did ridiculously good. I can't believe how good it was. I'm going to pick my dudes here. What else you got? You got other stuff?
03:54:13
Speaker
I'm going to stroke Rocky off real quick. The dude can literally sing and do everything. Rock, rap. Don't you be holding back. I want more. i want We need more. all right yeah We need more. rockmoir We need a more. rocky arm That's what I've been listening to lately. it's like The mixture of everything.
03:54:39
Speaker
I didn't even mean to do that. Can you do any Hey, Bradley cares.
03:54:51
Speaker
Tell Josh how you're doing today. I'm doing wonderful. Right on. What did you get into? What? Huh? What? Huh? you have some yeah what ah o but I don't know what's going on. run yeah Yeah, I don't know. You okay, Bradley?
03:55:15
Speaker
Yeah, no, I just wanted to know if ah Rocky could do any like kid rock, you know? I haven't tried that. I did And I mean, if you can't do any kid rock, like adult rock is fine too. Oh God. That was thing for a second. Bradley. Damn it. I'm sure for you it was a second.
03:55:33
Speaker
ah there yeah easy jokes that you hate that you laugh at but you laugh yeah literally rocky that's what yeah yeah thought that was a thing for a second bradley damnmit i'm sure for you was a second I'm sorry.
03:55:53
Speaker
That'd be nice. Shit, my God. I've been good for a while, you guys. All right? No, you're good. You're good. No worries. Wait, where are you going? You going to Aldi? What? I am hungry.
03:56:05
Speaker
It was a solid meal. I got the munchies. and Yeah, somebody should make some snacks for the panel. You know what's up? Oh, I'm looking at you, Brittany. Looking at you. Oh, shit. I'm a woman. Fuck you.
03:56:20
Speaker
No, I'm just saying it's going to help your interview. I want a cup of noodles. If you make snacks. like yeah awesome I do got the best ones. Sure. It's going to be an interview. Brittany,
03:56:35
Speaker
you're going to let him talk to you like that? That's funny. Shut up, Bradley. Nobody asked you anything. No, I just... i was oh boy right yeah Be nice up, Bradley. Shut up, Bradley. Welcome to Brittany. I don't know what the best munchies are.
03:56:52
Speaker
Okay, Bradley. I'll give you an interview you bring munchies. Bradley, you know what? Hey, Bradley, I love you, dude. Fuck them. yeah Yeah, fuck bradley but make me plays who because your blood wow i don't associate read them. from you. why Hashtag Bradley over here. Yeah.
03:57:16
Speaker
Come on. Come on, you jerks. Yeah, yeah. Hashtag Bradley. I mean, I mean i just met you, and this is crazy. That's a song. That's a song.
03:57:27
Speaker
Just because we act like jerks doesn't mean you got to call us out for it. Yeah, bro, don't be a jerk about us being jerks, bro.
03:57:39
Speaker
Bradley, I tease because I can. We're not being jerks. We are jerks, okay? Who's paying attention to the comments? It's kind of temporary. Suggest temporary Oh, I'm a scabler. jerky and sorry bris ah Like Jacklings jerky, which what Glick is the sponsor for. Hey, let's go. Girl. What? What?
03:58:07
Speaker
let's go you up said a glit and you have a big anxiety ah yeah unshhackable what i tried with so what i I feel like he just woke up and typed that immediately.
03:58:24
Speaker
who can james like this to bradley We are to Bradley. fire girl meanness sorry says main hip as made him better he's you know what is it sorry guys Diamonds are forged out of pressure.
03:58:45
Speaker
I apologize. I apologize. i'm I'm kind of new to this channel. i I didn't realize that I was supposed to be mean to Bradley. Fuck off, bro. Fuck off, Bradley. That's my bet. I should have let you know before you came here. When you see this motherfucker Bradley, you got say some mean shit. You got to say before he is the... Oh, sure, man.
03:59:11
Speaker
God damn, dude. He's the Marsha and the Brady Bunch, all right? He's good. He's good now.
03:59:23
Speaker
like always taking footballs to the face. click it what that That right there proves Shaman belongs here right now. Here's a story of a lovely Glicky.
03:59:35
Speaker
Yes. There you go. This is the perfect time to hit him with a football. I'm just a puppet master. Everybody dance for me. All of you dance. don't like that. You feel really empowered, don't you, Blake? I'm trying to download and get you guys some more rockly. am empowered. No, I'm good.
03:59:54
Speaker
yeah i'm good so I have all power. Get rid of me, though. and Thank you for keeping me in line, Angel. You're the best. Aw. Huh? What the fuck did I do? It has been good, though, lately.
04:00:07
Speaker
Mandy is still with us. Mandy is still with us. Jesus fuck. Mandy, get back up here. You didn't do anything. I said thank you keeping me in check and keeping me in line. me Hey, um, MK, what's the sources on that, bro?
04:00:25
Speaker
um going glasses on I can't read that. You got some good sources on that, maybe? Good. Good. Good.
04:00:35
Speaker
so and know someone trying to take over our network like we did you no in sleep pay no they they can't do it they you now so i was a few oh They're not strong enough. They're not strong enough.
04:00:52
Speaker
You bitches are weak. You are not level. This is the goddamn fucking tree, motherfuckers. Come at me. You can't even sound from a yellow hat, honky.
04:01:04
Speaker
We're elevating this network. We are. Let's be honest.
04:01:14
Speaker
grandfather man the nonre elevating we're elevating this network yeah we are i mean oh yeah let's be honest this is this is This is the ultimate, this is the collaboration nobody knew they needed.
04:01:35
Speaker
The nonsensical, the nonsensical lazy shaman network. The nonsensical. The nonsensical. I think testicles are necessary.
04:01:49
Speaker
Y'all here? Y'all here right now. Here we are. Why am I on full screen? I think Rocky's fucking around with it. It's not me. your beauty thing rocky fucking around fucking not me look It's not not me.
04:02:05
Speaker
i my aunt he's like i got the power now i got no i swear it's not me i swear
04:02:18
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that okay it actually It was me. I did it. I did it. I have no concern i did the same thing when I had the power and I still kind of do it, but I'm like, I promise I won't. You're good.
04:02:33
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You're good, Brittany. Brittany, look at her. I did it. did it. I did it.
04:02:44
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You know what, Brittany? I don't even care how dumb your answers are in the interview. You're hired. really be Oh, my God. totally yeah Get off the fucking screen, bro. bradley back of the line Back of the line, Bradley. fuck bradley Get the fuck out of here, Bradley. What the fuck? Fuck off, Bradley. what hands when you put again Rocky on fucking shit Bradley, you wearing a are you wearing a bathrobe, Bradley?
04:03:16
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ah one yeah no Wait, this is where I have all of us. so that Wait, where did everybody go? Now I know Brittany did this. see I mean, I know I'm transparent, but usually you can at least see a little bit.
04:03:30
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I swear to fucking God. All right, um I made the cut. Yes. Oh, Shaman. Shaman's up there representing for the show. Alright, so we're here. Somebody fix it. There you go.
04:03:42
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Daddy fixed it. I was like, did people? Daddy fixed it. and he fixed it cause i did people and even the chill you know
04:03:56
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Hey,
04:04:03
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heyli I'm related, man. Have you been, have you been hitting the gym, man? Your arms are looking pretty, uh, Pretty massive on the screen right now. Is that a video trick? No, actually, Jim's been hitting him lately. Jim's been hitting him right in the chin with them nuts.
04:04:20
Speaker
I've been masturbating a lot lately, and I just recently found out in the last week and a half that I'm in with Dexterous. Do not arm wrestle him. His right arm is out of control.
04:04:33
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Hulk smash. Hey Johnny, can I get a salute bro? On that note. That's so funny. Smash that ass.
04:04:46
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um will ah I hope you guys have a good night. I am going to head out and go eat and masturbate. What? You don't have to leave. You don't have to leave. You can't stay A dude can talk about masturbating, but a chick can't? Fuck all y'all. we just want to watch.
04:05:11
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Are you going to masturbate? Don't worry, Brittany. These guys are secretly masturbating. I invited you to stay, Brittany. Masturbate. By the way, Brittany, feel free to masturbate during the interview.
04:05:23
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Yeah. Bring us out.
04:05:30
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goods for Bring a towel. Bring a towel. You guys have a good night. You can probably just stuff a tampon up there and use the paper to smoke with while you're doing it.
04:05:46
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<unk> Punk as fuck. Hashtag multitasking. Later. yeah shit i know like Have a good comer. Have a good masturbation. Hey, hey, hey, Brittany.
04:06:02
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Think of me later. why yeah like just stop yeah she's gonna go yeah she's Think we were think of a faceless voice later. Think about me choking my chickens.
04:06:16
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oh my god rather you get every brotherley you just had to go into fucking far you just had to That was actually kind of funny. That was funny.
04:06:28
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sounds brought good deal and It abrupt still though. It still feels good to yell at him. If I had a spray bottle right now, I'd squirt you in the face. It would probably feel really refreshing.
04:06:42
Speaker
guys. It was nice to meet you, Rocky. See you, Brittany.
04:06:50
Speaker
see of brittany great You have a good night. Have a good night. Nice to meet you too, Brittany. up, Sean. I'll see you on Monday. Hey, remember, if you're not 15 minutes early, you're late. Right?
04:07:05
Speaker
monday what's fucking monday but <unk> remember if you're not if you're not fifteen minutes early you're late all right Alright, Bird.
04:07:16
Speaker
Sounds good. board big Bird, Bird. She's going to forget. yeah i'll probably I'll probably be late though. and Just so you know, I'll probably be late.
04:07:32
Speaker
Just leave already, Jesus. um you You know funny? Minnesota that's a minnesota goodbye You need an hour before you act in it. Dude, Glick has no reason to fucking complain. That's his goodbye.
04:07:54
Speaker
That is my goodbye. i just dip. I just dip. I'm just like, you know what? Fuck you guys. That's what I do, too. I'm like, not bye. I don't even say bye. I think it's weird.
04:08:05
Speaker
I never say goodbye. You know how many times I fucking walked away from this goddamn show? i I don't like goodbyes. Nah, I like... are did I like to say goodbye. like to say goodbye and then have everybody tell me how cool I am before I leave. You know? Make sure you feel good.
04:08:24
Speaker
yeah Yay! He's back. We got the goat. Man, he's back. Yes, I'm back. i'm done yeah I'm done yelling at my TV. so And yes, they won.
04:08:37
Speaker
How'd that game go for you? Oh, so it worked. Who brought Bradley back? Just kidding, Bradley. Just kidding.
04:08:49
Speaker
is that What is your your PFP? Is that Duck Hunt? That looks like Duck Hunt. Yeah. It's Flamingo Hunt, bro. I was going to say, look, it's Duck Hunt with a flamingo.
04:09:00
Speaker
I drew that in paint. You drew it in paint? It's called painting, Bradley. its really familyly ah you create driving You did a good job, Bradley. You did a good job. Oh, thank I was taught by Bob Ross.
04:09:15
Speaker
A happy little tree. think you were talking about my Rob Boss. I don't know what the fuck that thing is, but it only has one leg. No one's behind it. It's just out there doing its best in the wilderness. yeah Look, that tree has a glory hole in it. That's cool. Building a glory hole in the tree. yeah If you put your dick in there, Keebler Elf will make your dick chocolate. It's small enough.
04:09:40
Speaker
Working behind that tree, I want a chocolate dick. I hear chocolate dick trick. Oh my God. It was ass, Glick. Ass, man. Sorry, Chocolate dick does not mean you'll increase in size. It just means it's decoded. I said get control of your panel. It's not mine. It's Mandy's panel now.
04:10:05
Speaker
was that i yes i said get control of your panel manny many family out The answer to your question is... This is not Mandy's panel. I'm just joining in. It's Mandy's panel. It's Britney's panel. It's Britney's panel. She said, fuck this panel, I'm out.
04:10:23
Speaker
are you what cooking green yes what yeah yeah it's brittanney's panel is she like said fuck this pan off out yeah I don't take blame her. Y'all are being mean to that baby.
04:10:41
Speaker
She's going to handle it. yeah I have taught her well. You just dip in the middle of the show and don't say shit to nobody. Just fucking leave. I did say goodbye. You just weren't in here.
04:10:57
Speaker
ah that everybody else play on saturday night i'll just get tired to be here and I'll just fucking leave I don't care I'm like shows to point everybody's still having fun. They don't need oh, but here's the thing though. You don't have some chick to talk to anymore goes of tricks To talk to you, what are you talking about? stack so sad so it' us I Was been single I've been single less than 24 hours if my phone is already blowing up. Trust me. I'm fine
04:11:27
Speaker
Oh. We know that one. conlus and yeah they get well As you called me out earlier, right before I met this last one, he had two chicks show up in one week.
04:11:39
Speaker
Yeah, you did. He had a Walmart delivery and a mail lady. Shut up, shaman. There were still two women that showed up.
04:11:50
Speaker
I want to tell something. Yeah, but Martha with the three teeth, that's the front runner. but yeah I got a cute Walmart delivery lady. I'm so glad I put a camera up.
04:12:07
Speaker
Can I tell you something? I got Walmart. don't know if you think it's cool. Have you guys seen the the video that's going around that's blowing up on the internet? I'm sorry, Bradley, but this is way more important. Go ahead. You're good. just sure There's an Amazon delivery girl down in Florida. I think she's down that in the Tampa area. She's like insanely fucking hot. She does her deliveries in these booty shorts and bikini top with her little Amazon vest. That's how she does all of her deliveries. The videos are gone by right now.
04:12:39
Speaker
ah um no She's know. Amazon person i move we got eighty music but we got more more i putting she white so white yeah i don i'm move to tamla i on amazon like like three like we deliver from god now She's going to them. What the? I don't know what that noise is.
04:13:20
Speaker
I think it's echo. But like jumbled. I think it's Johnny. Johnny, we got an echo again on your end. la like it's ed gold but like jumbling i think i think it's john johnny got an echo again on your end Not me, dude. Not me, dude.
04:13:39
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I need my to find it. Hold on a second. Oh my gosh. I feel like it's the voices in Bradley's head. oh my god there that okay a ah go hello
04:14:00
Speaker
and feel like it's the voice in bradleys head
04:14:05
Speaker
Hello, hello, hello. It's Blaze. I think it's Blaze. It's Blaze. I was going to say it might be Blaze. Blaze, your weed is fighting back. Who's using external speakers right now?
04:14:19
Speaker
Who's listening on external speakers? Okay, I think we're good now. Hold on a second. Oh, it was Sean. I don't know. No, it wasn't me. I'm in my earpiece. I don't know.
04:14:31
Speaker
I think it might be. I think it was Blake. Blake, you good, buddy? It's probably me.
04:14:39
Speaker
Hold on, say who is it? Definitely. It is definitely. Blake has muted himself. some why He's talking on the front. so I'm sorry. Anywhoies. Yes, Rockley.
04:14:53
Speaker
What's going on, girl? I thought you were going home. Hello, Blink and Prince. Wow. Wow. Look at all that. You got four ah four comments deep, and then on the fifth one, you finally say hello to me.
04:15:08
Speaker
Hi. Let's see how it is. Let's say the four times a charm, man. Yeah. i'm Definitely a charm. Yeah, four is a foundational number.
04:15:20
Speaker
Yeah, four on the floor. Yeah, you already know. is Has anyone heard of a Cheez-It pizza? What? Yeah, Pizza Hut does it. You know Bradley? I'm thin ice. No, Pizza Hut actually has a Cheez-It pizza.
04:15:35
Speaker
Yeah, I got one at Walmart. It's limited time. Let me guess. You want to put some pineapple on it, too? No, no. I got a frozen one at Walmart. No, he had a dead rat.
04:15:47
Speaker
He put it right on there. which but What's wrong with me? Why are you calling me for saying Cheez-It pizza? that lewd? That's a problem. being mean. He's being nice right now. Yeah, geez, bro. God, what's the problem, man? i just thought it was cool. I wanted to share it with you. You got it, Tim. Wait, you got to show us, though, after you make it.
04:16:09
Speaker
Okay. I have no idea. You're not going to make it? Why did you talk about it? Because I opened up my freezer to get ice from my drink, and I saw it, and I was like, oh, that's cool. You forgot you had it? They don't treat me like a piece of shit.
04:16:25
Speaker
I'm sorry, Bradley. I'm sorry. okay On the weekend. It's okay.
04:16:39
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now.
04:16:42
Speaker
Cheers. Some people are into that. braley you don't have to Bradley, you should actually show us. You don't have to make it. Just show us like the packaging. I'm curious. you know and you i'm curious i've never I've never heard of it.
04:16:58
Speaker
It's called a cheese and pizza, bro. You can't imagine what the packaging might look like. You know what? We can all imagine what your face looks like, Shaman. Shut up. Exactly. Keep doing that. What's going on, Summer? How you doing?
04:17:13
Speaker
It has been years. And when you think about... Well, my face looks like. Think about these nuts on your chin, too, okay? Ooh, yummy. Nope. Are they chocolate salty balls? through the gin You see the Cheez-It pizza? je i like It looks like a Cheez-It box, too.
04:17:32
Speaker
Oh, how funny is that? Is that like a frozen pizza? Oh, what do you want? do you want? I said, is that a goddamn frozen pizza? Yeah, it is. It's a frozen pizza.
04:17:44
Speaker
i just wanted to see the fact. I wanted to see it because he talked about it and I had not seen that anywhere. That's a Cheez-It pizza? Cheez-It pizza. Cheez-It pizza.
04:17:56
Speaker
Oh, God. Look at this 10-minute clip but I'm talking about. Is it Cheez-It? Cheez-It pizza. Everybody say it. Those are buzzwords now. Cheez-It pizza. 100% real cheese. um We're not sponsored by cheese and pizza. 100% real cheese. like That's a little dramatic, Summer.
04:18:15
Speaker
ah yeah really nice yeah This looks really thin and the cheese looks... Well, I mean, you lost you lost some the weight, right? You lost the weight that you wanted to lose, so that's great. Hopefully this doesn't work.
04:18:26
Speaker
hopefully has they partner too have Dave Portnoy or Portnoy, however the fuck you pronounce Has he done a review on it yet?
04:18:39
Speaker
Oh, cheese pizza? I don't know. look I look up Dave Pineapple. and Dave Pineapple. Portnoy. I think Portnoy is the correct way to say it. You guys seen his pizza reviews?
04:18:54
Speaker
He goes across the country doing... He's a millionaire that just does pizza reviews, which is fucking weird. like up Can you imagine like Mark Zuckerberg just going across doing fucking pizza reviews? A little bit dramatic.
04:19:10
Speaker
You've you gotta be you gotta to be rich and bored to do that. Just go across the end of the interview. Today I'm going to try cheese and pizza.
04:19:20
Speaker
What's up? no Dave Portnoy, for any of you guys who are interested are vaguely follow football or college football, Dave Portnoy is a huge Michigan Wolverines fan. and He was banned from Ohio Stadium, so he wasn't allowed to go to the game today between Ohio State and Texas. because ohio state Oh, really? so so what dave So what did Dave do? He went to all the pizza shops around campus and was just shitting on every one of them.
04:19:47
Speaker
That's actually pretty... That's a boss move. That's a boss move right there. I had somebody say that might have... And then he was trolling the hell out of Ohio State fans because he couldn't come into the stadium, but he was still in Columbus. So, yeah, I love Dave Portnoy. He cracks me up. He's such an asshole. He's so arrogant, but it's just like... He's the biggest asshole ever, but that's part of his charm.
04:20:11
Speaker
Didn't he own Barstool Media? Yes. He still does. He sold it. hes yeah He sold it for like some odd billion dollars. And then he turned around and bought it back for a dollar.
04:20:24
Speaker
dollar. He sold it again for another couple billion dollars. And then I don't know, like he's still involved. yeah Like the dude's the dude's great. He's a money making machine.
04:20:36
Speaker
And that's what billionaires do when they're bored. They go around and review pizza across the country. studio What else to do? Why not? Why not? If I could become a billionaire, I want to i want to review the most obscure shit that I can like i can think of. like i don't I don't know. like I would go to all the one-star reviews and just be like, let's see what's going on here.
04:20:59
Speaker
I'm here trying this tentacle dildo out. They have those? i but attempt handly and at they have those people yeah that You don't ever see a tentacle dildo? You'll find out once you become billionaire. Oh, you. Hentai.
04:21:20
Speaker
Yes, hentai. Yes, feel better. Look better. You look You're killing me. sure I know you've always been dramatic. Trust me. It's nothing new. Drama-a-lamo. Stop that so serious?
04:21:36
Speaker
i sir So since shaman ate on his face, we should swap places. oh You're right. you know i'm real I'm not really showing your face either. You still haven't gotten better lighting outside.
04:21:51
Speaker
Don't listen to me, Joel. You're fine, man. Thank you. Angel, all I can see is your halo. All I is your halo.
04:22:02
Speaker
but i can see is your know Oh, goddammit, Bradley. I'm smart.
04:22:13
Speaker
I'm not stupid like they say. Wicked smart. You are definitely fucking stupid. I saw you look at me. i so look at I don't think about Twitter. Look on your Facebook. You meant business when you said that, too. You're definitely fucking stupid. I'm fucking sorry to look on your Facebook. I'm fucking serious right now. I got chills. Oh, fuck.
04:22:43
Speaker
How stupid is it? Holy shit. it
04:22:50
Speaker
Johnny Bongs, get control of your panel. Bull fucking shit. This is way beyond my got a worse... yeah got both this is way beyond my healing okay got this got this even been a worse ah Hey, fucking man your degree weird guy that's sitting on Johnny. How about you ah how about you take control Yeah, bro.
04:23:19
Speaker
How the fuck are you feeling? Will the real Johnny Bones please stand up? Oh, you don't want me to do that. You don't want me to do that.
04:23:30
Speaker
Oh, God, he's not wearing pants.
04:23:34
Speaker
never ah pants on are you Are you sitting on Johnny without pants, bro? I hope you're not sitting on Johnny without pants.
04:23:42
Speaker
Sometimes it happens. Happy accidents. Poor Johnny. You shit your pants. What? wait ah these are I don't think that's what Bob Ross meant when he said happy accidents.
04:23:58
Speaker
Well, if you if you like shit your pants, that's
04:24:06
Speaker
You know what i haven't done lately? i haven't shit my pants. Hold on a second. Yeah, it's been a while. I might as well do it tonight.
04:24:18
Speaker
yeah Oh my goodness. If shit in your pants is cool, then call me. Way beyond my control. No. so but it's not in pre on my control Bradley was doing a Billy Madison down there.
04:24:33
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Next
04:24:36
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do next thing you know, he's going to start talking at a golf clubs and beating the shit out of attendees. and No gibberish at the table. it go o oh God. Here he goes again. Shit.
04:24:54
Speaker
I got to head out, guys. I got to wake up in four hours. Lazy's going to call me. Aren't you, want me to get me help you? Every damn day, he does. Actually, I don't know if I'll be... Actually, i i price I'll probably still be awake then.
04:25:09
Speaker
Yeah, i I'll send one. What time do you want me to use? 3 a.m. m Your time. 3 a.m. Your time. Let me just turn my alarm back on. It's like 7 o'clock here.
04:25:21
Speaker
That's 4 o'clock. Sometimes. but well So I spend lot of time up late night doing dumb shit on panels. So I give him drunk phone calls. Later, Shaman. Have a good night.
04:25:35
Speaker
Good night. Hopefully I don't end the stream when I leave this time. We'll see what happens. son. Last night when Shaman went meant to leave the stream, but he accidentally ended the stream, so we had to start it over. It was kind of funny. It was kind of funny.
04:25:59
Speaker
The plan's in the same fucking spot as it was last night, man.
04:26:05
Speaker
I'm just not making it. With the Rajan side, if you keep swinging at somebody that's not defending themselves, you're committing a... Oh, that's 100%. I agree. That was such a great cover that he did. 100%. Crazy, crazy. That was terrible.
04:26:20
Speaker
crazy crazyy it was terrible
04:26:24
Speaker
i've been I've been watching that stuff. but I heard about a little bit. I'm what's going on? And then I watch it. And I keep seeing on you. Chris Jericho likes posting things on Facebook. I keep seeing this was a work. It's not fucking work. There's no way that's fake. He was hospitalized.
04:26:38
Speaker
now yeah You literally see his head bouncing off the fucking canvas as he's getting punched because it's just absorbing it and bouncing up. like There's no way to fake that. I got into it. When you think he was knocked out?
04:26:52
Speaker
like guy the slam The slam. The slam. He was knocked out from the slam. Why can't you take the slam? He's a wrestler. Shouldn't you be able to take any sort of... No, did you see how hard he slammed him? No, no. no It happens in UFC, too. It's happened in actual other WWE wrestling events where they get slammed too hard. like those They have a little bit of give to him, but like like the way he slammed him, like that dude, he slammed him like big time. He was fucking...
04:27:20
Speaker
yeah I know it was caught off guard, but you should still know how to fall. You put your hands back to block. It wasn't part of the show. That's the thing. it was yeah I know, but you should still.
04:27:32
Speaker
rarely and That's how we know you're never going to fight. He didn't even know he was going to get slammed like that. There was no. i know That's what I'm saying.
Wrestling and Personal Reflections
04:27:40
Speaker
I agree with that. You don't know what's happening, but you're still a trained athlete and you should know how the You can't train to be slammed on your fucking head like that. There's no training like that.
04:27:50
Speaker
but you You don't know how to be able to train how to take an Alabama slam because that's what that was. Yeah, but it comes out of nowhere. Exactly. There's no, no, no. there No, dude. If it comes out of nowhere, then the dude didn't have time to prepare.
04:28:03
Speaker
Exactly. You've never been in fight, Bradley. We got that. in Literally, if he thought, like, okay, so normally if they were to it in a wrestling style, he would have, like, kind of slowly came forward and then slammed him and went with him. And, like, there would have been – he fucking grabbed him and slammed the fuck out of him, like, m MMA style. Like, no, there was nothing about that that could have been planned.
04:28:22
Speaker
There was no time to prepare for anything. I've watched so many clips of it. There's no way. i just He was knocked the fuck out from that slam. Do you know how you know he was knocked out from the slam? Because the first punch that got thrown, he didn't move his arms. was just laying there like out. think the arms went up a little bit.
04:28:40
Speaker
And then went out. Like they bounced. Yeah, like don't get me wrong, but that's your nervous system kicking in too. It's not like coherent. I don't think you can be nervous. Yeah, that's all I like that. That's just my thing. It's chomping.
04:28:53
Speaker
I mean, you can, but I don't i don't know. i I just... Either way, he was knocked out at some point. It really doesn't matter. Even if the slam didn't knock him out, those punches were hard as fuck.
04:29:08
Speaker
He was punching as hard as he could in on top from dominant position. Dude, that's how MMA fights stop. You get two of those punches in and the ref dives in and knocks you off and like yeah no fights over.
04:29:22
Speaker
i tell yeah That's how MMA works. He got an additional two dozen of those motherfuckers. theyre they're they're they They're supposed to keep fighting until the other person can't stop. And it's not up to them. It's the ref that's supposed to stop it. Yeah.
04:29:34
Speaker
And in an MMA ref is trained for that. They know. You kick your ass off. You pull that guy off of that. Wrestling, the refs are not real refs. They're just there to be a person. I know that. They're not trained for, hey, I got to pull this monster off of somebody before he gets killed. za They're not trained for that.
04:29:52
Speaker
Literally, and that whole thing happened in the span of like 10 seconds like before anybody had time to react because he just went seconds. People started screaming. They knew it. Well, yeah, yeah, yeah. And the wrestlers jumped in. The refs were kind of like, what the fuck's happening?
04:30:05
Speaker
like Nobody was anticipating that. That's more than enough time for somebody to get unplannedly hurt. Yes, you're absolutely right, Johnny. Like, and I mean. yeah whatever Whatever the facts, whatever he was knocked out, that was still attempted murder. You start you keep swinging at somebody that's not putting up a defense.
04:30:23
Speaker
Well, and it's premeditated too, because he talked, he was live streaming the whole fucking thing. That's why it's so viral now, because his and own growth his own viral live stream about what he was about to do. like Like, I'm not going treated like, no, bitch, I'm going to go fuck him up.
04:30:36
Speaker
and So he was he was he was saying things? He was he was commenting? Oh, yeah. This whole thing was premeditated. I didn't see that. That's the crazy part. There's so much of this that's... hasn't changed in here, Summer. It's the same thing. Everyone talking over each other. It's the same shit every week.
04:30:57
Speaker
My bad. You got to tune in to the content-driven shows. Saturday nights are just like, we're all going get fucked up in whatever happens. this is I wish I was logged in. I didn't log in, but um i i wished i wish i was logged in i didn't log in but if I would have kicked Bradley.
04:31:18
Speaker
I would have kicked him so hard now off of the panel. So, so hard. i What did I do? What did I do? It's just out of duty. I have to do it. do bras out of duty I should have been kicked three times as well. so No.
04:31:35
Speaker
I agree. agree. I was told that I need to be mean to Bradley. so bradley would No, no. You find your own Bradley, okay? Did somebody put him in the middle? No, we're not. okay so We're all mean to Bradley. He had a thing. that's the rule did all met but He corrected himself and he was good for a while.
04:31:58
Speaker
But sometimes he does act up and some people have to put him in his place. For the most part, Bradley is okay again. You have to be mean him at all times. You have to be mean to him at all times so he doesn't slip. He's your alter ego. but That's right.
04:32:11
Speaker
He's your twinsie. Yes, he's your twinsie. No, we have to be we have no reason yeah we had mean. We have to be mean to Bradley so he doesn't slip and go back into his old habit. So he becomes you.
04:32:24
Speaker
Oh, God. You better shut your ass up. I'm little brother. I'm supposed to be Bradley's little brother. not Bradley. No, no, you're not.
04:32:35
Speaker
no no you're not and this is youre depending person You do have a very big personality. That's what we'll call them. I mean, yes. is that the new one?
04:32:47
Speaker
Oh, Scotto. Holy fuck. It's about what's up brother? get you know how much talk took place earlier? You should have been here, bro.
04:33:04
Speaker
yeah where were you asking question me now does me all the but opinion of minute and bra track will need you scott ah yeah you got a place in room
04:33:18
Speaker
yeah i will but please this du pulled a click he just he just disappeared off the show but he left us to the head well you Yes, he looks like a happy background. What are you dangin' about?
04:33:35
Speaker
Dang! Shut the fuck up,
04:33:42
Speaker
sorry, Bradley. Look, I'm getting messages on the side that says that I need to be more mean to you. Yes. Where these messages coming from? Unleash the mean. Unleash the mean.
04:33:55
Speaker
<unk>sh the mean everyone i' Not me. Not me. I've not said a single thing. i'm Bradley cares. I care. Shut the fuck up, Bradley. Did you treat me Donnie from fucking Big Lebowski?
04:34:12
Speaker
I'm not Donnie! Scott has said, like, y'all go teach me something about buttholes I don't already know. oh Oh. God love Scott. Get up here, man.
04:34:26
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Get up here with your beautiful self, Scotto. Raja did it to show his dad and his fans that he isn't a bitch. Raja is a bitch, and his dad was a bitch.
04:34:37
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I mean, if you're not a bitch, you do attempt to kill somebody, so I guess you're right about that. It means he's not a bitch. Bitches don't... first of all Jesus, are you serious? They're still massive.
04:34:48
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I mean, what? what Sorry. My inner thoughts are coming out. Sorry. Sorry.
04:34:55
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It happens. Rocky said, I can't with you. like Who's this adopted child at the bottom?
04:35:07
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Well, he's a failed abortion, so we're stuck with him. Excuse me, sir. May I have another? Oh, my goodness. Oh, Blaze, I hope you're okay, buddy.
04:35:19
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He's a failed ab abortion, and we're stuck with him. but
04:35:25
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Blaze is fine. I shall adopt you. You shall be mine. You will be mine. Scotto will set us free. My deal.
04:35:37
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No one's adopted it. No one's adopted it yet. I'll be a good kid. I'll adopt I feel like only do run foster home for women, but this is also where not only do i run a not only do i run a foster home for women but this is awesome where ah this the the stream that i run is we're like like a foster home for wayward streamers and i just end up with a britney bradley johnny bong bradley i shall take you boy i'll take you boy rocky had to exit stage left
04:36:11
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um it's crazy home you This is a crazy home, Glick, where you got one person i like, look at me. One person's like, hey, look like you. One person's like, hey.
04:36:22
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That's a whole fucking thing. It's a crazy home. I'm not crazy. Not at all. Single deer, whatever it is. and i mean yeah. I'm not going to be quiet over here. Women and disabled. Welcome to the Non-Seas World Network.
04:36:42
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but is it Isn't that one of the same women and disabled? like Women are just naturally just... I'm kidding. I'm kidding. Calm down.
04:36:57
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you misogness again Bradley, enough nonsense. Now it's time to chill. Shut the fuck up, Bradley. is basedally what m k says Shut the yes braley yeah you should me you go You should be proud of it, Summer. You look amazing. You look great. You're killing it, girl.
04:37:14
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Flat ham cook. Wait, is Summer a guy or a girl? Yeah. It's a girl. guys, you know Summer.
04:37:25
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why not he said bro Yo, what's up? My name is Summer. Because i'm I'm reading the comments. So I got MK and we got Summer. Summer, your next victim? She's a previous victim.
04:37:39
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Oh, shit. I'm sorry, Summer. Now I kind of wish my name was Summer. and shaley wanted to be an rightdley Shut shut the fuck up, dog. like
04:37:49
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I'm logging in. I'm logging in. I'm going to kill you. No, no. Let him talk his shit. Why am I fired? Why am fired? You Christophered me. Ask Cliff. You can help me save armpits. Which one is Summer from Prius?
04:38:02
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Summer's my ex-fiance. Oh. ah where am i fired why oh you you christopher me ask can help us bush that question period ask which summer have free saying and summer's my ex fiance
04:38:19
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oh oh
04:38:23
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Oh. the crowd goes silent. ah oh Bradley, we'll call you fall. well you dogs go with that one honey What does that mean?
04:38:35
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Oh my god, I'm not that fucking, I think I'm a pretty good goddamn catch. I don't know what's wrong. I don't know what's wrong with me. I just fail i just suck at relationships. At the end of the day. I think I'm a pretty good guy. fuck and Jesus, I am not.
04:38:50
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don't feel like I'm narcissistic. No. Yes, you are. You can understand that right. No, stop. Because I'm not. I feel like I'm a pretty decent human being. You allow me. You allow me to be. You're vulgar. Obviously. I am vulgar. Yes, I am vulgar. I am nasty.
04:39:10
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I do like to do dirty things. It's getting nasty. Oh, God. It's getting nasty. Can't jack off to this. Can't masturbate to this. My phone's charging in the monitor from outside.
04:39:21
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so I don't know what's on the screen, but I think somebody should put that screen up. The little yellow one says can't masturbate to this. Rocky, if you're logged in, you can bring yourself up. You don't need me to bring you up. Flex your power. Why the fuck does he get power and I don't?
04:39:36
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Because I burned it over my Lydia. broha Every fucking stream stream that they've had, you have not. I have not watched. You know why? Because i am a visionary.
04:39:51
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am visionary. Play me the song, play me the song. Play me the song. I want to listen to another one yours. Oh, you want to hear another one of his songs? I got i actually downloaded one.
04:40:02
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Here we go. yeah This is another cover. this is actually This is actually... Well, it's not my favorite cover. Summer was talking about a cover that he did um that is probably one of my favorites. But this is another one. a Little Rocky.
04:40:15
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You're going to remember this one. You should. I love this. Fucking kill me. Okay, just fucking play it. I'm pushing the goddamn buttons.
04:40:42
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Scribble out the truth with their lies. They're little spies. They take every amount. Scribble out the truth with their lies.
04:41:14
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I got something in the game. That's what
04:41:26
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want to play. If you want to play it like a game. Well, come on, come on, let's play. Cause I'd rather waste my life, please.
04:41:40
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They take their way mouth, scribble out the truth with their lies, you little spies. They take their way of mouth, scribble out the truth with their lies, you little spies.
04:42:05
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Nothing compares to you Just the one, two That never happens I guess I'm dreaming again Let's be more of me This now Rock and roll, baby Don't you know that we're all alone now I need something to sing about Rock and
04:42:50
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Just the one, two. I must just count it on. That never happens. I guess I'm dreaming again. must be more than. Never alone.
04:43:01
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Nothing compares Why are you leaving alone? Just the one, two. must just count it on. That never happens. guess I'm dreaming again.
04:43:13
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I must be more than. More than
04:43:32
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Yeah, boy! That's how you say it. It's not Have a great night, brother. Yeah, boy! I'm the one.
04:43:45
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Shaman, a he was leaving. the Well, he left the panel, but you love charlie want to well he left the chat. I just want to highlight this. i once again I am a good catch.
04:43:56
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I just want point that out. That's coming from the next. Why don't y'all team marry us? what's that want you to marry why you married why who ain't who married you and your chelsea don't know i don't know that's that's a question to ask her not me
04:44:22
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bradley what'd you say as That sounds a very good song. Shut the fuck up, Bradley. Shut the fuck up. What did you say? yeah i just want to say, Shaman said, all right, I'm out for real, for real now.
04:44:36
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Everyone have a good night. Shut the fuck up, Bradley. I'm not Donnie.
04:44:44
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I'm the Big Lebowski. You are not. You want a toe? I'll get you a toe. You are not the big Lebowski. Stop this. You are not the dude. The dude does not abide. That makes the room.
04:44:57
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Don't make me bring up my fucking alcohol, all right? Get your alcohol. No, I said don't make me bring it up, Bradley. Bring it up. Bring it up.
04:45:09
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I don't vomit. We seem to come back here in most interesting times. Bradley makes me want vomit, too. See? it. road Sorry, Bradley. I'm trying to be nice.
04:45:22
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oh It's not you. It's Glick. I gotta a fucking target somebody. What? what What did I do? Wait, is Jedi still here?
04:45:34
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like he is. Yeah, is is. Yeah, he's probably out smoking a bowl. Yeah, wait till he gets back.
04:45:44
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till he gets back.
04:45:48
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What? I don't know. I don't know how to answer that question. and um There's nobody. You don't want to answer it. I'm just saying. like My bad. My bad, girl. My bad, bruh. No way. Does it mean you seem like a rekindle of fucking flame? heard my name, but I don't know who said it or what's said.
04:46:10
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That was Bradley. Bradley. Oh, I don't care. Shut the fuck up, Bradley. Quit saying Angel's name. Shut up. I don't say it for any particular reason. I just, every so often, I say the word Angel. Get my name out of your fucking mouth, boy.
04:46:28
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He likes words. Can anything else of yours be in my mouth? ah No. finally la like Click, click, click. tried, okay? I tried to sign in. didn't let me in, man.
04:46:41
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and It didn't let me in. It said I needed a code. Otherwise, Brantley would have been gone. Oh, you what? I don't know my god I that code. don't think I got that code. It should have come the email.
04:46:51
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let me know i speak in fucking i don't know if i got that code and should have come to the email Bradley, we're just for a month's part fucking with you. um let me say Oh, I did get that code. Oh, my bad, dude. I i didn't know you were actually... so don't you have to do You'll have to do it again. and therey He's like, fuck it, I'm out.
04:47:12
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I'm going to go do it again, and we're going to get the code from Glick, and then we're going to... Am I that bad? We're not going to kick Bradley. Don't kick Bradley, all right? We need a punch.
04:47:23
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we need him here. we mean here but but the so i love I love the South too. It's just unfortunately I'm stuck here for a little bit. The distance wasn't that bad. Stop it.
04:47:38
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Shit, I told I'd drive down there tomorrow. Don't fucking play with me. It ain't that bad. A week from now, bro, everybody heard me earlier. He's going to he's in love. No, I'm not. Here we go again, Glick.
04:47:53
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no no trust me hurry don't know that yep yep yep i i don't know that her and i would go back down that road again take him him him yeah no fool me once shame on you fool me twice he's still gonna try to screw you i wouldn't say i wouldn't say never but i i i don't i don't think it i don't think it'll happen but i wouldn't say never but see yeah exactly Expect the unexpected. That's my word.
04:48:24
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but the baby look My goal now is just to get laid. I'm so fucking horny. I don't give a damn. Just gotta fuck it. It's been two fucking months, dude.
04:48:37
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It has been longer than two months, bro. Okay, three months. Three months, bro. and You're fine. Two chicks in one week. You're fine. i don't think this is for public um it was it was actuallyron that you all knew about it was actually three but about yeah whatever still you're okay for a while oh the power is so great This is great. Get the fuck out here, Bradley. This is great. Oh, my God. Immediately take me out.
04:49:14
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I was aiming at Bradley. I was aiming at Bradley. Why would you do that?
04:49:20
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i ah sorry i sorry you like I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I saw that. You were a guitar. yeah Welcome back, Tim. I saw Bradley like put his arms out. He's like, no!
04:49:32
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You me. You snapped me out of existence. I'll tell you.
04:49:41
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a Oh, my God. I love my baby. First of all, Angel, you should be in the middle. ah Okay. I'm okay with that. The star.
04:49:52
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Oh, okay. All right. ah Bye. Bye, Glick. Bye, Glick. Oh, no, no, no. trans Change it. Change it.
04:50:04
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Change it back? Oh, you don't want to be next to Bradley. Is that why? Put Jedi over there. Not Glick.
04:50:12
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There we go. All right, I'm Glick's underneath me. In risk of being booted? In
04:50:24
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black pin in risk of being booted, I wish I was touched by an angel. Oh. Hold on. I got this. I got these guys.
04:50:36
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All right, Bradley. Remember the show Rugrats? Yeah. yeah you Remember Angelica? The one that was always trying to cause issues for the children? That's my actual name.
04:50:48
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You really want to be touched by You really want to be touched by me? I didn't think so. No. Just call me Jami. Oh, my goodness. You're a family. li Oh, my goodness. I fucking hate you so much.
04:51:10
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yeah fucking hate you so much
04:51:14
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everybody gets there Everybody gets their time on the on the bottom, Summer. now Everybody time. Everybody. um power I'm a power bottom. I'm a power bottom.
04:51:27
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Oh. I'm a power bomber. but You know, really, it's my fault. I came back to my desk. It is all your fault. came back Somebody came back to Johnny.
04:51:42
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I came back here and sat down. and That was the problem.
04:51:48
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Control of your panel, Johnny. God, that bullshit. I've lost all means of control. Yep.
04:52:00
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Yep. Oh, my goodness. I'm but a humble artist.
04:52:09
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I thought you were
04:52:13
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but but And you're slowly getting corrupted. I'm so sorry.
04:52:20
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oh Shut up, Bradley. didn't do it. What the fuck are you doing, Blake? Let's just commentate on this. Fine. Oh, my a man here.
04:52:33
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no look at the specimen of a man here Look at specimen, man. That's a bit of a man.
04:52:44
Speaker
Yeah, yeah. Show those words, bro. Yeah. Woo! Yeah! Do like the old Spice commercial where it's like, look at your man. Now look at me. Now look at him.
04:52:55
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And look at Yes. is your man. He is not me. He is such an idiot.
04:53:09
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What's going on now, guys? know My goodness.
04:53:15
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Guys, it just disappeared. what You know what? It makes sense. I'll carry the network. Guys. Thank you. Don't drop nobody. Okay,
04:53:27
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oh okay that's fine. I thought Be nice.
04:53:31
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be nice I wouldn't do that. No way. Bradley's here to stay. I'll get another drink. you like I'll grab another one. yeah yeah Yeah, man. I don't care what Glick says. I would never do anything like that to you ever.
04:53:51
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That'll never happen, buddy. You've always got a place. You've always got a place on our panel.
04:54:01
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Okay, guys. Now that I'm the host of the show, um some let's talk about something. Slavery. Why did I come?
04:54:14
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Where's everybody going? Where's everybody going? yeah yeah Oh my gosh. Shoot. I don't know. What is everybody doing on this Saturday night besides getting fucked up? How about that?
04:54:32
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I have little to nothing going on in my life. So pretty much that. Okay. I need to rearrange my house and drinking.
04:54:45
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like What's in your cup? What you sipping on tonight, Angel? a Smirnoff's.
04:54:56
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Oh! I cut back. I used to drink a bunch of fucking beer and then on the stream. The stream and they other the other one. Like, you should stop drinking so much. brah Blah, blah, blah. Blah, blah, blah. was like, yeah, actually, you're kind of right.
04:55:08
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So, I drink. It's amazing now. What is that?
04:55:16
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Smirnoff, red, white, and berry. Ooh. Yep, yep. That's where it's at. It used to be fucking beer Red Bull, but ain't doing that no more. now it's just Smirnoff.
04:55:32
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I am a vodka guy, but I won't lie. Me and my bourbon, man.
04:55:42
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If I drink vodka or anything hard like that, mainly clear liquid. wait If I drink that, I'm fighting something. I'm fighting something. Whether it's the wall, a person.
04:55:53
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Is it true what they say? like Each alcohol gives you a certain like a certain thing you want to do? Yeah. Which ones are those? Go ahead and name them. For me, but lighter colors, I want to fight shit.
04:56:07
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The darker colors, i want to fucking fight shit. o Well, it's kind of the same thing there. I don't drink none of that shit. How many props did give you we were married?
04:56:18
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A lot drinking, right? I did it first. What? Is there a Mr. Angel? Get on the panel, buddy. won't. He's my ex-husband.
04:56:28
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he's my husband We were in divorce, what, five years now? We're married for 16? Oh. Oh, man. well when i least so We don't drink hard shit anymore. We don't drink hard shit anymore. Anybody here have, like, do you guys like Fireball?
04:56:46
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No. thats No. See, there's two kinds of Fireball, though. There's the liqueur shit, but then there's actual cinnamon whiskey Fireball. Yeah, there's cinnamon one.
04:56:58
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Yeah.
04:57:03
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Which one? because i most people drink the cinnamon one, which they don't fucking like after so many shots. it somebody ye drinking it That was from the first. that Fireball was the first thing I've ever tried.
04:57:15
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Really? Mine was brandy and scotch. Oh, distinguish. No, not me. that That didn't work with me.
04:57:25
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um i did ah I did Fireball and then a ton of beers. And after that, I was hooked on beers for a long time. Yeah, just every type, Stouts. I mean, i will I will go into the depths of it from light beer to dark beer. But I'll tell you this.
04:57:40
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Nothing gets me in the mood to fight than tequila, which is weird. That's not one that I hear often.
04:57:48
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yeah don't like tequila too much. It has a weird, dirty taste. Maybe.
04:57:54
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Oh, God, he's back. I am always He's Why are you even still here? All right, guys, so back to our conversation. Thank you. I love you.
04:58:07
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You're awesome. Oh, Rocky, we're going to fight. No, it's on. That is a self-imposed timeout. I did that to myself. um so but whos thought that is a selfcomposed time out i did that to myself know It was good to run the show for a minute.
04:58:25
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yeah You should have seen me let go. hey ah you You were killing it, bro. I've never been so proud in my life. I'm like, look at my little brother. eggs man He's killing it. yeah so many people yeah so many be yeah I noticed the views went down
Pets and Heartwarming Stories
04:58:39
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a little bit after I was like, okay, let's talk about slavery and then everyone just disappear disappeared. I don't know right and your Black guy brings up slavery and then all of a sudden this is like, oh yeah ah I gotta have the old hit the old trail.
04:58:56
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and Come on, slavery, pros and cons.
04:59:01
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Yes, that's what I'm talking about, Bradley. Bradley, you can stay. Bradley, you can stay, man. know what, man, Bradley, you're at the top. Somebody else has to work for you.
04:59:15
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still awareness Look at mainstream news putting that up, pros and cons. what we talk about We were talking about alcohol, Glick. like What was your first alcohol and then which kind of alcohol makes you want to fight?
04:59:29
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Oh, don't need alcohol. i like oh Are you just talking about in general? Because right now I just want to fight. I want to fight the world. and Because you're horny as fuck. Yeah. that, what alcohol makes you want to fight? besides that what alcohol makes you fun Peace out, guys.
04:59:45
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Peace out, Summer. See you, Summer. I just want to fight the world right now, but it has nothing to do with me being horny. You should have came up, Summer. It it does.
04:59:57
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You have that horniness inside you. It gives you an energy that you don't have. and if you're not going to find something to fuck, you're going to find something to fight. You got to get that energy out somewhere. You know what? That might be the smartest thing you've ever said, Bradley. But fuck you. It really is. I think it really fucking is. Bradley, that that was actually... Good job, Bradley. Tell us more, Bradley.
05:00:18
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Yeah, go ahead, Bradley. You got the Now I'm going to call Full FM again.
05:00:31
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You should put Jenna under but yeah you had it Bradley and then you went too far you just you just gotta learn to embrace you gotta embrace the and let it simmer when you hit a good point you gotta to let it simmer but no was my first what was my first what was my first alcohol probably Budweiser And then one thing I'll never touch again, because I did this dance when I was 16 years old, and I learned my lesson, tequila. I was 16 the first time I drank tequila.
05:01:04
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and I was just saying. and i like um I was like 16, and I got all this bravado and all this just like, I'm a man, and I'm tough, I'm going to drink this whole ass bottle of tequila.
05:01:15
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And then I lost four years of my life. And so I don't know what happened. One shot at tequila four years later, you don't remember anything.
05:01:25
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. I woke up when I was 20, and I was like, what the fuck just happened? did ah dan du to that Four years later, tequila! Tequila, yeah. I don't have to drink too much extra. The one thing that makes me want to fight and...
05:01:42
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but one thing that wasn makes me want like i and and and just be a destructive mess is whiskey. So I don't drink liquor anymore. I don't i don't drink liquor anymore because i know i'm understand that's all i I know I have a tendency to black out and I also know that I'm i'm generally a very happy drunk and I'm a fun drunk. You know what i mean?
05:02:01
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But if I'm drinking whiskey or or whatever, i um my fuse is very short and I have a tendency to black out. so and One of the fun things I like doing is asking my girl what I did last night before I went to bed.
05:02:15
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I drank a lot last night, and i don't remember much of last night, but apparently I was on one last night. You know what I'm saying? A man's fuse is the same size as their pecker. Damn, Glick. I'm sorry.
05:02:27
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Oh, hey, no. A man's what is the same size as their pecker? His fuse. His shoes?
05:02:39
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Fuse. F-U-S-E, bro. Like, like how your angle I've got very i just a very long fuse. No, no, no, it's got very long fuse. i've no yeah He's got a, I mean, it's plethora.
05:02:53
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He'll hold on to shit too long. That's his problem. He'll hold on to shit too long and then blow the fuck up over all of it. that fire packcker that what happened yeah i think That's what I think that's what happened last night. It's just that that pressure cooker just built up. and like i'm not one I don't have drama in my life. I don't have bullshit in my life.
05:03:11
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oh my god and and And there's been a lot of it lately, and I've been trying to still be a good guy because that's who where I am and whatnot. but i think By the way, write me tomorrow. Let me know what happened.
05:03:25
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I don't even know. I really don't even know. In all honesty, I can give you the best interpretation of what I can give you. but i on here don Not on the air.
05:03:36
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Oh, no, no, no, no. not on the air no no no even i getting all that watch i Just text me tomorrow and let know what you know. and yeah because yeah By the way, why is Jedi still here? He's passed out.
05:03:49
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Oh, is he? Jedi! Jedi, wake up! Jedi, would you like to make love with me? you don't say anything, the answer is yes.
05:04:00
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It's Brittany, bitch. It's Brittany, bitch. Play it, he'll come back. night Play that fucking clip and he'll come back. Jedi, if you don't respond, I'm going to tongue kiss you.
05:04:13
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would Whoa. You want tongue kiss? Man, he just fell he fell asleep live. That's sick, dude. I love that. I've never done that.
05:04:24
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He's dreaming of us. No, you've done karaoke. Speaking which, I will love to lick. Oh, my God. I have videos, and now I have access. Oh, my gosh. You guys, you know what this means?
05:04:35
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Guys, I could just do a show of just showing him doing karaoke on TikTok. Pariscope, kick. the Dude, this guy has been on one, man. i He's the Rick Rollin challenge. like yeah doesn't Yeah, he's done it all.
05:04:50
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um Glick doesn't like that I keep some of that stuff, but it's just for us, guys. I keep shit, too, that he's done. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's funny. It's funny to me, you know?
05:05:01
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Yeah. Glickening. Yeah.
05:05:06
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I like to do karaoke. Me too. Yeah. The problem with me is I'm too much. I overthink shit. Like when I go to the bars and do karaoke. I'm like, man, the mic is too loud, man. You need to turn that shit down. And then I, yeah. So I just don't do it. I watch other people have fun on karaoke.
05:05:25
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You just got be able to, hey, you know sometimes something's not right. You got to go with the flow. I'm exactly like what you're talking about, but it's hard to come to terms with just you know just let it go.
05:05:36
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Just let it flow. Do the best you can. You literally talk to somebody who does music. You realize that, right? What's that? You're literally talking to somebody who does music. Me?
05:05:48
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Yeah.
05:05:50
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Yeah, well I went to radio school.
05:05:55
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And what do you do, Bradley?
05:05:59
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Well, I'm not in radio. I tried to do, but I went to radio and television production. Oh, awesome, man. really Really? don't think I could keep a conversation interesting enough, like long enough on a radio. like I don't think I could have like a podcast. like You know what I mean? like Everything I can do, I can sing it, right?
05:06:20
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I will sing it to you. Everything you can do, i can do better. All right. All right, Bradley. No, that's that. You you you were on the. Yeah, man.
05:06:37
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Yeah, dude. Hey, have you ever have either one of you guys ever done any type of like singing and stuff? Is it like shower singing? Because that's how I started. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I go on ah Angel, you sing.
05:06:50
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Angel, you sing. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. I'm walking away. I'm walking away. So you can sing I understand don't worry. No, I think no, no, I think opera and shit Okay, cool I don't think fucking like mean, I can't see my guy versions because voice is deeper because of cigarettes but most part I think opera like Phenomenal opera fucking stuff like that Not all the weird shit. I can understand another Frenchie bullshit.
05:07:19
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Do you like listen to a lot of sorry? Have you listened to a lot of ah like musicals and stuff like that? Yes, I fucking love musicals. My favorite one right now is Hamilton. I'm learning every fucking part of every fucking song.
05:07:31
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Oh, that's cool. Well, give us a little snippet. Nope, we're good. Nope, we're good. We're good. Just a snippet. Just a little snippet. I'll give you a snippet.
05:07:43
Speaker
Oh, God. yeah I'm ready. We're good. Sighter of the night, man. Champion of the sun. That's actually not bad for kindergarten class.
05:07:57
Speaker
Oh, what were you saying? I was just going to say that's not bad. That's it. Oh, not bad. That's it. Yeah, yeah, continue. Continue. Light light my world up. He's the master of friendship for everyone. Oh, Nightman, fighter of the day, man. I did that backwards.
05:08:18
Speaker
Never mind. All right. I'm fucked up. Hey, Angel, how you go dog on him for that? That's not bad at all. That's that's actually pretty cool. You ever watched It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia?
05:08:30
Speaker
No. Oh, that was good. Am I missing out? Yeah, of course. It's a really big, funny show. I can't believe that. well i mean Yeah, to be fair, the part of the reason why i looking con is I'm is I'm an overworker.
05:08:47
Speaker
I work in a crazy industry that keeps me bouncing around a lot. And with that, I miss i miss i miss all the shows on TV, but also... Yeah, yeah.
05:08:58
Speaker
i I get it. Okay. All right. I pull those 17-hour days, if you know what I'm saying. Like the long days. Oh, yeah. I don't miss those. I get you. But if you ever have a good show to check out
05:09:18
Speaker
check out. Aw. There's two kitty-kitty cats. Oh, no. there's There's a whole bunch more. Trust me. There's a whole bunch of kitty-kitty cats. Let's see the cats. Let's see the cats. Nope, nope, nope.
05:09:29
Speaker
Nope. I showed you two. That's all. I didn't get the chance to see them. Can you go back and let me see them? Yeah, you're an angel. Come on, kiddies. Mama's coming to bed. Mama's coming to bed. Let's go.
05:09:44
Speaker
It's bedtime, kiddie cats. Come to bed, you guys. Here we go. da What's their name? ahead and tell everybody. This is Bruce Sprout, technically Batman, Bruce Wayne.
05:09:55
Speaker
bruce That's Kaya. Kaya, come here. and make mrs red Come kitty. Mom's going to bed. There's so many behind you. Mikey. There's Mikey.
05:10:09
Speaker
I found him in a ditch. He was like two weeks old. Aww. This is Kaya. Kaya. Fucking Bruce knocked my phone down.
05:10:20
Speaker
Her brother ran off. Batman attack. So is there like a unique story to all of them or what? They're all rescues. Are they rescues?
05:10:31
Speaker
Yeah. this You can't really see much them. But that's Binx. He's a 45, 50-pound cat. Oh, he ran off. ge But it's all muscle. It's all muscle. yeah and That's what I try to tell people.
05:10:44
Speaker
It's all muscle. No, it actually is, though. do have a midget cat here. I have a midget cat. She's like four or five pounds. I'm getting bigger. She's like three years old.
05:10:56
Speaker
She hides. Max is here, so she hides. John. But not all my cats and how eat my dogs. hey No dogs. No, I have two dogs.
05:11:08
Speaker
Oh, you have two dogs. Oh, wow. policy I just have one big giant kitty cat. His name is Bubba. I have a pug. I have a little pug named Bubba. And of course Glick being my number one pet. That's it.
05:11:23
Speaker
and of course glick being my my number one pet you know it that no That's Melba. That's Melba. That's Melba. Oh, hello there, boopie Aw. Bitches. We got some bitches and pussy up this motherfucker. Damn people off with me ah it just or tails away they want something but got some bitches and pussy up in this motherfucker sun know um Hold on, let me get treats. Your treats are healthy. Your treats are healthy.
05:11:56
Speaker
Oh. Make them do a ballerina dance. I get a treat that's healthy for the leaves. The leaves don't shit, though. The leaves don't shit.
05:12:07
Speaker
Without told, they will do it. That's a smart thing. Let's clean it for me. You already had your wife food, old bitch. Now, we have like a 17-year-old cat here. She barely has teeth. We have to give her wet food so she can eat.
05:12:24
Speaker
Yeah. Does she have teeth? and No teeth? No, barely. Most are missing. I'm worried about them. We were in a Kansas. We're stationed out there. Oh. And he, besides being in military, he did a Papa John's delivery on the side. Yeah.
05:12:39
Speaker
And he went to deliver pizzas to this one lady's house. And it was snowing. And there's a little tiny kitten out there. And she wanted exact change back. He's like, we don't have exact change. She's like, I'm a man.
05:12:51
Speaker
So he had to find change in the car, brought it back. And she kept kicking this cat out of her house. And you're an outdoor cat. A fucking kitten. So he's like, fuck this is my tip. It took her home. That's fucked up. It was it was you know snowy out and shit.
05:13:06
Speaker
so yeah We've had her since. and She's a pain in the fucking ass. We have a whole dug ready for her to die, but she's not dying yet. We've been waiting for months.
05:13:18
Speaker
She's been dead for months. Very sad. I'm just saying, you guys. like You could try strangling it. You better stop no oh No. Emerald cruelty is not my thing.
05:13:33
Speaker
you but I'm the basic white bitch that tries to fucking save a damn bear on the side of road saying, oh my god, honey, I love you. Come home with me. will love you forever. I've done that before. I've done that before. Oh, god. That just happened.
05:13:47
Speaker
Yo, I thought you went to bed. I've stopped to see a dog on the side of the road and I brought her to a house. I just take her to the nearest house and you're not going to blow her. Summer, get up here.
05:13:57
Speaker
Summer, get up here, man. Summer, get up here. One time I saw a dog on the side of the road so I stopped to pick it up and I went to the house and there was nobody home so I just opened the garage. Oh my God, you are ridiculous. Shut up Bradley, I'm talking.
05:14:11
Speaker
So, did you take care of the dog when you put it in the garage or like you just put it in the garage? It was better than being in the road, don't you think? Well, if nobody came back to save them or take care of them, like they died in that garage.
05:14:26
Speaker
yeah Oh, yeah. If they were gone for like a month or something. Yeah, Bradley should have just taken home and kept a dog. Never mind. Don't do that. I didn't want it be running around on the road.
05:14:41
Speaker
They're probably They woke up and found a dog in the garage. It's fine. Like, what the fuck is this? And shot it. No, I don't think they shot it. Way to go, Bradley.
05:14:54
Speaker
You killed a fucking euthanization. What the fuck that word? you feel It wasn't me. I like you fucking shot to probably It was running around the middle. it Better than being run over. Euthanization.
05:15:19
Speaker
euization Euthanization, not Euthanization means painless death. Euthanization means painless humane death. we know. <unk> nation like you like <unk> no so hat in is shot um like his dog not because of i but you mean euthanization means painless or humane death yeah we know We know.
05:15:41
Speaker
But we kept trying to say immunizations. Immunizations. Here we are. During COVID, they made you give immunizations. Yeah, I still want to work every fucking day.
05:15:52
Speaker
Which were probably immunizations. Is that summer? It is. It's gorgeous. Thank you. Tell him to stop yelling at me.
05:16:02
Speaker
I am not yelling at Stop being a fucking dick. i mean I mean, like sorry. Stop being yourself. Yeah, I'm good. but like yelkin and I did not yell at you. You were being overdramatic.
05:16:16
Speaker
Hey, I'm going to get out of here before you guys kick me out for real. Peace and love. Later, brothers. I'm not giving you a chance, bro. I'm not even going to give you the chance. that
05:16:29
Speaker
My figure is floating on canceling him out. You need to be on here all the time. I was sitting right there just floating on his name with the kick button right there just waiting for him to say something. You should do a Jedi as well because he's obviously MIA.
05:16:46
Speaker
Yeah, yeah. Sorry. Johnny is there, but the other Johnny will come back. yeah he yeah i Yeah, yeah. Do you want a chip?
05:16:59
Speaker
Are you actually eating something, Sarah? I am. I'm also feeding her. Oh, there she is. She doesn't like cameras.
05:17:11
Speaker
She doesn't like what? She doesn't like phones. like She doesn't like cameras. Oh my god. I don't know. What's wrong with a camera?
05:17:23
Speaker
She doesn't look much. She does not like cameras. Aww. She actually looks scared by it. That's that's a... Aww. It's a tank. I'm sorry.
05:17:34
Speaker
I'm sorry. What kind of dog is and She's a corgi. would say corgi. Yep. Yeah, she's a little fat thing. She really wants a bite on my burger, but she's not getting a bite.
05:17:47
Speaker
want one. I ate. I don't want a bite. I'm hungry. Thank you. Love ya. I do what I can.
05:17:58
Speaker
You can ask Glick, Christopher, whatever you want to call him. I don't eat much, so. Way to put my slave name out there. don't either. That's all right. I edited out, Glick.
05:18:09
Speaker
ah Yeah, I appreciate your... You want me to say your full name? appreciate your... Christopher... Can you go ahead and say his full name, Christopher? Christopher something Glick.
05:18:19
Speaker
That's right. yes Yeah, Scott.
Personality and Relationships
05:18:28
Speaker
You know she'll fight you, Rocky. She'll beat ass, bro. Hey, I've been the same way. I haven't changed somewhere in all this time. hope you know that. See? Look, my personality just got bigger. That's it.
05:18:42
Speaker
oh oh ah Oh, no. It's been pretty goddamn big. Oh, it's gotten worse. Oh, you can have it. I'm sorry. No, I think what's happened over the years is, and I think, and I have the same problem.
05:18:56
Speaker
Our give a fucks are just not even existing anymore. And fuck your feelings and fuck what you think. Well, the marriage I was in, like, I was forced to, like, tone everything down for so long.
05:19:11
Speaker
Like. 16 years. Yep. After that ended, i was like, fuck it. We're going back Feral last summer. Here we go. air Being your true Sasquatchian self, Glick. but First of all, and I'm not a Sasquatch.
05:19:28
Speaker
I am. Oh, yeah. Oh, but there you go yeah like like a name You know what i about. You know what about.
05:19:41
Speaker
I've been waiting so long to have this power, and it's so great, Summer. You have no idea. i can move things. People move.
05:19:52
Speaker
Hey, Summer, you ah you notice you notice Rocky's finger? He got married? Yeah! Your boy's locked up, man. You know I'm saying?
05:20:04
Speaker
I'm proud of you. um I'll never do that shit again. It's been... Hey, why is everyone I tell that to the same feedback? 16 years being somebody else then calling yourself? No, not worth it.
05:20:18
Speaker
like no not worth it that's my condolences i've been married once and no shade it's you summer but engaged twice i got the fucking shit into the deal last night after whole damn thing i know and i'm sorry yes i know and my apologies i i don't remember much of last night i will say that you can yell at me later
05:20:46
Speaker
love how Rock is in charge of this now. I am happy for you, though. like I'm really genuinely happy. I know. Isn't that a great angel? and fore is It fucking is.
05:20:57
Speaker
I know. It's it's awesome. I'm gritting in her ear because I've been waiting for it for almost 10 years. Yeah.
05:21:05
Speaker
I'm not going to be sour about the fact that he made others within their first few weeks. I'm not going to even think about that anymore. I've been here for months.
05:21:16
Speaker
Where's the album? I'm sorry, Glick. I can't hear you. did you say? Something wrong with your microphone, man. We can't hear you. Where's the album at? right you yeah so so broad with your microphone man you excuse come out we we can hear yeah where's the album um Where's the video at? wait we got we got we We're waiting on videos, huh?
05:21:39
Speaker
I will release my album when you get in booty shorts and that crop top. On the day you do it. that's That's cold-blooded. That's cold-blooded because we've been waiting on that that album for like close to 10 years now.
05:21:54
Speaker
That's true. You released the album. When it comes out, it's you're gonna like you're going to love it. and I know I am. I've heard the songs.
05:22:05
Speaker
yeah Oh, that's another thing. Glick has heard all of the songs on the album already. I want the entire world to hear the songs. Make the album worth it. I appreciate Glick's perspective on things, man. I got to hear it. He's got an ear for this stuff, you know?
05:22:22
Speaker
I got things I got to do. I've also been besties and like soulmates for what, six years now? Seven? Yeah, he is my soulmate at the end of the day. it's it's I did tell him that. I was like, I think Rockley, I said, Rockley actually calms you. I think he's actually your soulmate.
05:22:37
Speaker
Yeah, she she did. She messaged me earlier tonight and she was like, you you two are soulmates. Because she said that you, you what did you say? you he He calms me or something like that?
05:22:49
Speaker
yeah Don't ask me questions while I'm eating, first of all. First of all, nobody cares that you're eating. but i I know you can talk with a mouthful.
05:23:01
Speaker
the Bullshit. I call bullshit. no my yeah but You know what? ah At least, I don't know. i I can't say anything. that' fucking Okay, so when you go subway and you're a 12-inch, you're like, are you sure? You're like, ah you know, in a 6-inch. I'm like, are you sure?
05:23:21
Speaker
Make the kids 4-inch. That's you, Glick. She's not wrong. so yeah she probably wrong but I've been there.
05:23:33
Speaker
It was cold that day. I've never been there, but look yeah I believe her. I believe Summer. Sahara. Nothing but love for you, though. Right, bro. You're my family. We're good.
05:23:44
Speaker
You can believe her. It's okay. Wow.
05:23:50
Speaker
What? What? What happened your dog? love it. What's his name Is it him or her? Her, Foxy. Or Fat Mom.
05:24:01
Speaker
yeah That's cute. she's a pass that I've heard that Corgis are very like chill. like My pug is not chill. Really?
05:24:13
Speaker
um haven't heard that. Oh, she's a crackhead. She decided to get up the other night at 2 o'clock in the morning and run up and down my body and wanted to play.
05:24:24
Speaker
Literally, she was counting on me. I fucking love Jedi. and so what the Where the fuck is Jedi?
05:24:35
Speaker
I don't know. He just texted me. i don't know what he texted me. He texted me a little while ago. I just fucking love him. He's got to fucking wake his wife up in a couple hours. first husband I fucking love that guy.
05:24:48
Speaker
he He's like the fleet.
05:24:56
Speaker
Yeah, I can see that. I can see that. I can see that. Yeah. Yeah. Maybe me and Jedi are roommates he he's he's comforting he's comforting He's comforting me in my time of need. and he's like He's like, the right girl will make her way into your life sooner than you think. You a sexy bish.
05:25:18
Speaker
Yeah.
05:25:22
Speaker
I'll send a message. Fair enough. I mean, he's not wrong, but I did tell, I told him last night, I was like, you need to stay single for like six months. He can't do it. He can't do it. like going know you know and i and know, and everybody's right, and I was going to do it this last time, and I didn't. you know but now i i so i'm very I'm also a very horny fucking creature, and I need to get some pooh.
05:25:48
Speaker
Don't judge me. don't judge me Summer. I'm judging. Do not tempt You know I will. My sex drive is higher than your sex drive. That's what you think.
05:26:05
Speaker
Oh boy. We're not going go there. i don't worry you
05:26:12
Speaker
But the whole thing is like I've not had sex in almost a year.
05:26:22
Speaker
Over here. That's too long, Summer. I went five years, Blake. I went five years. After 16 years, I'm having it nonstop. Randolph had a mate in my bed. You can do it too. no ah You think I'm going to five years without having sex? I did.
05:26:39
Speaker
And you give me shit for sleeping with my ex-husband. I don't give you shit for sleeping with your ex-husband. You do every fucking time. Every time you find out he's here, he's here right now. Yes, you know. you know x is extra reason angelel You know ex x is reason, reason.
05:26:52
Speaker
I mean, exes are an ex. But here we are. i am and Why would I sleep with some random person who might have an STD who is lying to me about it than sleep with somebody I know and trust? Right. But we have differences. If it's just fucking, it's fucking.
05:27:08
Speaker
Exactly. But I'd rather fuck somebody I know and trust. Sure. Divorce reasons not having to with sex. Didn't sleep with somebody fucking random.
05:27:20
Speaker
I ain't you, bro. I ain't you. What are you talking about, you ain't me? You're floozies.
05:27:29
Speaker
They're not a floozy. That bitch was in fucking Ohio for what? She said two weeks? It was like, oh, I'm coming down. The second one, and not the third.
05:27:41
Speaker
the I don't worry about that. There's been so many since the breakup from his other acts. Oh my god, there's not been so many. I am not a whore. Stop it. i Yes, you are. You're a fucking slore, dude.
05:27:54
Speaker
love you, Glick, but you are a whore. thank you not angel i love you glick but you are a whoard I mean, look at me. Do you blame I don't blame you, but I'm just saying. Look at here we are kid me are you Look at me. Do you blame me?
05:28:12
Speaker
Look at me. 22 years for me, loyal. Here are. What are you at? Wait, wait. What? All I've ever been in my life is loyal.
05:28:24
Speaker
What are we talking about? Body count. Body count. but Body count. gle Body count. Wait, how many would kill? oh Like four. Four. See, that's it. what no so That's That's a lie. I think i was like the person he'd ever slept with. Or and yeah and that was and okay so five so five so yeah seven eight nine and eleven club and they my and then my ex
05:28:56
Speaker
ah my by my ex my other thats might need to be a uh he's like hit the double digits now wait so your body count like a six come on no cop after the eleven marriage um only i only i've only been with like five women come on glick come on hey i see the smile there bro come on he is a loyal woman why is he on the way of women men too glick men too oh men well then if we're counting men and it's like 75. yeah see i knew it a lot of dudes i put a lot dudes
05:29:41
Speaker
ah Somebody clip that, guys. Five hours, 29 minutes, 24 seconds. Please, please, please, please. Where's Scotto at? Where's Scotto at? i just Where the fuck is Scotto?
05:29:53
Speaker
In my next EDM drop, I just wanted to pause and him say, I fuck a lot of dudes, man. I fuck us so many
Friendship and Personal Life
05:30:00
Speaker
dudes. Bam, bam, right into it. Hold on. Fucking remix shit, Rocky. Yeah.
05:30:12
Speaker
but And then I have the photo of you doing this. Like the photo of you doing that. yeah But that'll be the visualizer, bro.
05:30:22
Speaker
That'll be the visualizer, man. I got you. I don't care. I'm a mess.
05:30:33
Speaker
I will say. hill jarm okay Don't judge me. Look at you with your headphone over there.
05:30:41
Speaker
i have three phones. I know you do. You used to get mad at me because I had one phone that the only reason it worked was to video chat with you. And you were like, why do you have two phones? I only pay for one of them.
05:30:54
Speaker
Other people pay for the other ones. Yeah, look at you. Yes, girl. Get it. Yes. My ex-husband still pays for one. Mike's supposed to pay for this one.
05:31:07
Speaker
I just don't that one at all. I still pay for my ex's phone, too. which i don't pay for it. She pays me. She pays for her purse. Look how fat she is. She's a big old potato.
05:31:19
Speaker
She's a big old fat potato. She is cute. Let me see her again. Because we were thinking about getting another dog. and
05:31:30
Speaker
do you have small kids? That's the question. um Yeah, no. What are you doing, little mama? however I said, you got small kids, don't get a small dog because they will crush your spine.
05:31:44
Speaker
Oh, he's a big pup. She's a pup-tato. Look at it. That's the sweet pup. I know somebody else who used to do that when I would... but Never mind. um so The only thing with her, because even with Parker, she nips. She does nip because they are herding dogs.
05:32:07
Speaker
And a lot of people don't know that.
05:32:11
Speaker
Shut up Christopher. Shut up Rocky. What the fuck did I do? on basis oh And not only that, like if you're going to get a corgi, you have to get them steps like to get up on the couch or to get up on the bed.
05:32:28
Speaker
Otherwise you have to rip them. Well I have a pug my pug breathe. Pugs naturally just like... Can I flip the camera around? That's the question.
05:32:41
Speaker
Yeah, no, that's how my plug sounds, I swear. That's just natural for them because they have no face, bro. Look at that little butt. They got no face. What is that?
05:32:53
Speaker
They got no face, man. they got no they got no They got no nothing. just They can't breathe. But I will say, is but my pug is one of the cutest dogs, dude. i was not into it. She just brought ah brought him home and was all a sudden like, hey, like and we got a fur baby. And I'm like, yeah, no, I don't i don't think so, but...
05:33:13
Speaker
Does she have any kids? Is she a dog or a guinea pig? Yeah, she does. I'm so sorry. We're like, does she have any... Does that bitch have any kids? Yeah.
05:33:29
Speaker
Does that bitch know you're my man? No, she don't. You better remind her. I told her already, though. I was like, yo, that's me that's my man's dog. you Look, everybody knows, but you don't know it. I was almost going to be driving to Oregon next Friday, and on the way, I was going to be coming to Utah, and I was going to hit you up be like, hey, bro. Bro, you don't even have to ask. Just tell me you're going to stop by, and i'll I'll get a case of beer for you.
05:33:59
Speaker
Shit, yeah. Why wouldn't you have flew on a plane? Never mind. I answered my own question. You know my fear. Not only that, but you also know that I love road trips. Yeah, that's too far.
05:34:11
Speaker
I know, man. It would have been great. I've never been to the...
05:34:16
Speaker
yeah like it's it's sincearre and man it would have been never been i've i've never been i've never been to the
05:34:26
Speaker
oh West side of the country. Yeah, the West Coast. Thank you. You've never been to the West Coast, bro? West Coast. Hello. Wait, hold on. Summer, where you at? Summer. I'll take you to the West Coast, buddy.
05:34:39
Speaker
I'll take you there. from Tennessee. Man, I'll show you DNA. Roscoe's Waffles and Chicken. That's an East Coast to me. Oh, dude. I will, bro. I'm telling you, man. I'm in.
05:34:53
Speaker
Give me a week, bro. You're going to love the West Coast Mexican food, bro. ah oh Stop it. No, the hardest West Coast ever heard. I said stop it. Stop it. Just ahead and make the draw out there to go see Rock Lee.
05:35:11
Speaker
You know what? That's a good point. Rock Lee and I have been friends for so long. Rock, you where you I'm in Idaho right now. idaho Why do I always say Utah?
05:35:24
Speaker
I heard him tell me he's in fucking Utah, and he's like, I'm not in fucking Utah, you jerk. I stopped correcting you a long fucking time ago, Glick, because I know you just don't give a – you do not care. Utah and Idaho are basically the same. They're literally like right All you got to you just got to think about potatoes, and then you know where I'm at. And we all know how much I love potatoes.
05:35:46
Speaker
I fucking love potatoes. I am a potato connoisseur. Irish house. Mashed potatoes, french fries, anything potato related. but The farthest west I've ever been has been Iowa and was or iowa and Minnesota. Minnesota.
05:36:02
Speaker
a sort of Minnesota. of mini and that's so That's the farthest west. I've been down to Florida a few times. Then, of course, I lived in Charleston. I used to go to Tennessee quite a bit. Carolina.
05:36:15
Speaker
You did not come down a lot of bit. You've been here like a handful of tops. um I went down there quite a bit. Stop it. Bob Toms. ah out Look, look, quick just look, just hear me out, man.
05:36:28
Speaker
I'm going to take you on a proper mandate for a week on the West Coast and show you what the West Coast got, man. I swear. but But I mean, the West Coast is the least coast.
05:36:40
Speaker
The East Coast is the Beast Coast.
05:36:45
Speaker
That's not what they say. That's not what they say. I just made it up. I was like, no. but I'm pretty sure that's not what they say.
05:37:00
Speaker
Oh, dude. Yeah, you know what, though? If I did bring him down, guys, I'm not thinking about it, but he would freaking be a chick magnet over here. That's problem. Fucking Mormons. Yeah. ah wait you know I'm on my fucking way, bro. i on my back yes Stop being horny for a second, a Glick. You will get attacked. um Go to Idaho. What are you doing? I'm going to Idaho.
05:37:28
Speaker
I found an easy fix for Glick. found an easy fix for you. Find a truck driver. Ask him to sit in his fucking truck. Find a fucking lot lizard. You're golden. you want me to have sex with a truck driver?
05:37:40
Speaker
no the lot lizard oh i don't need it have you seen me really think i need to to to lower my standards to a lot less yes yes you better start you're not my plus one anymore i never have been bro you literally just said tonight that you were gonna be my plus one at the wedding whether i liked it or not i'm pretty sure you actually accept that no is michael you said that no yeah they would but we they've got cool angels here click you can leave I'm just wearing a shirt.
05:38:11
Speaker
We're good. I got a shirt too. Why don't you ever wear it? I got it on my sleeve. Yeah, my sleeve is on my sleeve. Yeah, that's nice. Son of a bitch didn't sign it. wore it. I wore it. I now wore another one, which I haven't signed it, so I can wear that one and keep this one so the writing doesn't come off.
05:38:32
Speaker
Cool.
05:38:37
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Bruh. Come on. Bruh. Bruh. Bruh. He didn't sign my shirt, son bitch. i That's all right. you know what You know what Michael has had that that that you can never say that he's done for you?
05:38:55
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Michael's had my meat in his mouth, and he loved it.
05:38:59
Speaker
Oh, my God. it's but You tried to drill? You tried to drill? i well The first time they were here. the first time him well The first time Michael was here. That was a fun weekend.
05:39:13
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Oh, gosh. You can't try to grill. No, I didn't try to grill. I grill. Michael was eating. I just did burgers and dogs and brats.
05:39:25
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ah and michael Michael was eating his fourth burger, and he's like, oh, my God, Glick, you have no idea how delicious your meat is. And I love it in my mouth. And I'm like, what? What?
05:39:38
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I was like, they're just burgers, dude. I didn't do anything to them. I literally put some seasoning on them and I put them on the grill. He was like, this is the most amazing burger I've ever had in my life. And I'm like, you are fucked up, That's how you try his mind.
05:39:52
Speaker
Stop it. That's all I fucking do is, bro. They're just burgers. It ain't that serious. You don't want to go down. There we are. hey Hey, the other Johnny's Johnny, were you eating your grandma again?
05:40:08
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no no these are
05:40:12
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late night that ah but he's gone johnny looks like he's I don't know if it's our comments or our questions or if Johnny's really going through it, but Johnny looks like he's going through right now.
05:40:26
Speaker
It's another fucked up day in paradise, Every fucking day, bro. The the struggle bus is real. so Well, you guys have fun.
05:40:36
Speaker
i am. You have Good night, Summer. It was nice meeting you. Hope to you again on the panel. Probably not. I'm like one and done kind of person. Hopefully again. You can ask myself. My schedule's ridiculous. so You'll be back. Well, yeah. yeah yeah i get forty seven You do work 47 goddamn jobs.
05:40:57
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Okay. First of all, I work
05:41:01
Speaker
three. you girlie You literally told me the other day, off to job number 35. yeah well But I mean my main job I did just finish like a 14 day stretch with And I ended up I think was like 137 hours he so Nice And then I worked one from home So I don't include those hours And the that one Like this past week I did like 42 But that's all cash Under the table Gang gang shit
05:41:39
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Yes. Parker's birthday is coming up. Y'all cut her off. didn't cut her off. She said phenomenal birthday is coming up. Parker's got big plans. Parker's always got big plans.
05:41:53
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He's got a whole weekend planned. she said y'all nick nomal perex i yeah workers yeah park group's got big plans work's always got plans he's got a whole weekend plan but He planned it. So he's having a family dinner Friday night. Me and him are going to Dollywood that Saturday. And then we have other friends joining in us that he doesn't know about. That's going to be a surprise. And then he's having a friend's dinner on that Sunday.
05:42:23
Speaker
So he's bougie. like Bougie as fuck. I'm not bougie. He is though. Okay. Hey, I stopped coloring my hair. don't need my nails anymore. I don't need my makeup anymore. I know. Stop it. I know.
05:42:43
Speaker
You never were. You never were, Boucher. Johnny, you just got back, dude. Yeah, I tried to do it. Wait a second. That fucking nightmare, man. I tell you.
05:42:56
Speaker
We'll karate fight if you don't start being nice to me. Yeah, man. whatever I'm going to watch my scary movie gotta be and y'all have fun.
05:43:07
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What scary movie are you watching? um um catch it I'm redoing the Conjuring series again. i love that fucking show. I love the series so much. I'm getting ready to do the same thing for the new movie because I want to watch all of them in chronological order before I watch movie. That's what I'm doing. yep yeahp and Why didn't you tell me? We could have done it together.
05:43:28
Speaker
you're alive so that's on me he's trying to rekindle wow no here's the thing chris not like i could not be friends with him when i was married because my ex had uh he was ah he was he was a wish version of me and he was jealous he's very thought summer summer for the first time saw you crack That smile when he said that it was a wish, and I hate to state the obvious, but when he said that, you cracked, and you cracked hard. i Yo, look, I didn't want to be just, you know, toting the business or anything, but I do have control of the show.
05:44:06
Speaker
Yeah. He does. He does. She did say earlier in the chat that I was a good catch.
05:44:14
Speaker
yeah i mean she did she did she did so earlier in the chat that i was a good catch yeah will But like the whole issue was is like the whole distance thing.
05:44:28
Speaker
but That was like the biggest thing for us. like Well, on my end. so and Because it was just at the end of the day, it got to be way too much and I was not... I didn't want to move up north. I love the south. I love it down here. love the south too and I can't wait to get back down there.
05:44:47
Speaker
I can't wait to get back down there. soon as Cash turns 18, I'm coming back to South Carolina. You're so sad. Get ready, Chucktown. My little dog is so sad that ah my legs are not spread for her. Come on. i no Shut up. No, I understand why. I got two cats. Same thing. You made it too easy.
05:45:05
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And I behaved myself.
05:45:12
Speaker
and i behave myself Two of my cats do the same thing. I understand that one. Okay, I see. Well, like, if I'm not, like, if I don't, like, she sleeps between my legs, and then when she knows I'm going to bed, like, watch her.
05:45:26
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Like, she's waiting.
05:45:29
Speaker
There you go. That's all she wants. What some of you guys don't know, what some of you guys don't know about Summer and I was, Summer and I were actually Before we got into a relationship, before we took that step, we we were very close. we were We were best friends, bad friends, and that's that's what hurt more than anything when we we split up was the fact that we lost, that in my opinion, that that we lost that that we lost what we had because we were very close. We were very good friends.
05:46:00
Speaker
That is why my best friend and I have not committed anything. He's in South Carolina, in Charleston. I'm not here. we don't do it so yeah we're i i think we're trying to get back to that world that we were in before and i'm okay and and we just we just have history and we know each other very well so you know okay stop yelling at me i'm not yelling at you on you like damn it she's literally growling at me karate chop that bitch yeah no no that animal
05:46:40
Speaker
that's that's right that's that's where That's where... I mean, as far as I know, that's where Summer and I stand. It's getting that friendship back that we used to have. well And that's what a lot of people don't understand is... welcome You can...
05:46:56
Speaker
Like, here's the thing. At the end of the day, like, if I'm with somebody, like, I'm a jealous-ass fucking person. But don't give me a reason not to trust you. And a lot of people do have a... They don't like the fact that if they're friends with their exes.
05:47:11
Speaker
And my ex-husband did not like the fact that I was still trying to remain friends with Chris. but But Chris and I also, like, our kids, like... we're bonded together like our kids like you know i had a relationship with his kids he had a relationship with mine and he did not like the fact that we were still trying to be
Movies and Relaxation
05:47:30
Speaker
cordial for the kids sake our our breakup was not easy it was it was a little bit ugly it was but ah yeah i got my payback my ex cheated on me
05:47:46
Speaker
I mean, you got, yeah mean karma I mean, karma's a bitch, but ah but. I never did. I never did. um emotionally cheated, but I did not physically cheat. I know. I went to go visit my sister in there for a month outside Carolina.
05:48:02
Speaker
Also visit my best friend, the I'm love with. My ex decided to cheat me after 16 years. So, yeah, came back to divorce. Why don't you know me because I got too fat?
05:48:15
Speaker
so I'm pretty sure mine also was because I wouldn't sleep with him anymore. I was still giving it up, but apparently I was just... I did too, for the most part, but I complained. i was like, seriously?
05:48:26
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yeah but I'm sorry to interrupt, but I just got some really great news. My wife brought girl home. No, my wife a girl home, so I'm going to jet because I got stuff to do.
05:48:39
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oh Well, there's that. So I will see you guys later. you got it. See you next buggy Saturday. I'll pop up next Saturday. I'll i'll come back more more often, Angel, okay?
05:48:51
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Thank you. I've been working a lot like summer, okay? I'm i'm all over the place. That's why I haven't posted anything. I've just been working a lot. but Make sure i have Wednesdays, Saturdays off. Those days got off for the streams.
05:49:03
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Yeah, well, typically don't have Saturdays off either. so Did you say you were working for a girl home? ah I'm going to go ahead and I said that's what's up.
05:49:15
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That's what's up. Hell yeah. Here we are. My last ex-fiancé wanted to go down that world, but I didn't realize that she wanted to have sex with the women and not me.
05:49:29
Speaker
It was... Yeah. ah yeah so And that's why you don't do threesomes. Exactly. I mean, threesomes are great when they work. They never worked in a business. They're alright? I'm But it's set, alright? God, you have to break your fucking nose, dude. You gotta do it right. yeah i have i have i have ah I have a lesbian couple that but that that I was friends with.
Connection and Closing Conversations
05:50:00
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And that person was great. So... I'll leave that to the professionals. I'm good. yeah exactly The professional would be me.
05:50:13
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He's Mormon. He lives in Utah. He lives in e Utah. He's Mormon. He lives in Utah. He's Mormon. He's got sister wives and shit. yeah Yeah. Okay, well, it's like one o'clock and I really need to get started on this movie and ah try not to bleed out. So...
05:50:32
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one ofs there were and She told you. they're into the taing Which Conjuring movie? like on the Let her fucking relax. Starting on what? The Nun.
05:50:45
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The one that's supposed to go first. yeah For the whole storyline. Not even a good movie, but understandable. But you have to go in order, so fuck off. i know let Let her go. She will come back.
05:50:58
Speaker
Oh, he's got my damn phone number. Don't even do that. You're the one that sent me your email. You're like, hey, by the way, this is my email. And then you yelled at me because I was busy one day and I didn't answer the phone. And you're like, who the fuck do you know from Tennessee that's calling you? And I'm like, I'm sorry I was busy. And I called you back. I knew it was you. Stop it.
05:51:25
Speaker
um Give me shit ah That's what I do every day there's That's kind of why I'm here You actually gave me shit today You're like I called you And I was like I know was currently in an intervention with Blaze and Michael Because apparently I'm fucking life up No it wasn't even that I'm just kidding Michael and Blaze were cool They were looking out for me They were making sure i was okay I think we've all made sure you were okay today Everybody has and I'm okay. I'm good.
05:51:59
Speaker
I'm good. i didn't then no an angel didn't Angel's like, yeah, fuck no especially you bro. I didn't fucking know you didn't tell me you didn't text me like you're calling like hey guess what happened? I'm like, oh He's okay. I'm like, all right, whatever ah ki like bigass banner and say clearly you're on lushroom wave was like oh he's single now i'm like that's right he' just sp glass okay and but she was going about like all right whatever Look, only knew because he snapped me yesterday and like he said something. i was like, what the fuck's wrong with you? He's like, nothing.
05:52:30
Speaker
I'm like, you're lying. I'm like, I fucking know you. You're like, fucking hands fucked up, Glick. Yeah, and I was an asshole to you last night, and I apologize and again, and um I really do mean that. You know I don't hold grudges like some people and decide to hold it in your face 24-7. You better stop it. I don't throw it in your face 24-7.
05:52:51
Speaker
I know, but it sounds really good. Lick, simmer down. Valid. I'll give you that. I'll give that. Valid. She wants to watch her movies. Let her be. I deserve that.
05:53:03
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People conversation at the end. Angel, it was really nice meeting you. It was nice meeting you, hon. I can't wait talk again. Hopefully you do eventually come back up here. I'll hop in like every so often. did will be here. I'm in here all the time. This motherfucker can't rid me.
05:53:22
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Trust me. like I can come in whenever I'm actually off work. Yeah, absolutely. Come in and chat. Come in and show on Saturday nights.
05:53:34
Speaker
I'm never off on Saturdays. You know that. Like next Saturday, I'm working 1 a.m. to 7 a.m. and then going back from 7 p.m. to 1 a.m. and then working again 6 a.m. You need to. You need to.
05:53:47
Speaker
You're doing a lot. ah I'm running my body down. That's exactly what I'm doing. Yeah, you think you're so funny. We've had that conversation. You need to slow down, bro.
05:54:01
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Nah, probably not. Yeah. I'm telling her to simmer down so she don't wear herself out, but I'm going to say it back away. Summer down. Well, I'll end up having to have a transfusion this week, so I'll have to. so hu We had this conversation. like It's not like... I know. I know. i know Trust me. 100% I understand.
05:54:27
Speaker
that's That's why I live with the pain that I live with, because I can't I can't afford to take time off work. And I have nobody that's going to be like, I got you. But you do if you reached out to them. Yeah, I don't.
05:54:44
Speaker
Nobody locally. Everybody's not. Nobody's local. You think somebody's going to come out here for 10 weeks to take care of me? Or help you going to pay me?
05:54:57
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Look, she's. i want diaper I won't diaper and I can barely pay my bills. As long as you as long as you provide like one piece of food like minimal piece food once a day because of's pretty much all i eat we're good and be I don't know if I can afford your beer hat. Bro, I cut back. You know that. I'm not a 24-pack girl anymore. I'm like a fucking six-pack now.
05:55:31
Speaker
See, look. Trout of beer. Trout of who? Her. She cut back. I did, because everybody gives me shit about it. I'm an alcoholic. I just yelled at him last night for it I know you're not the only one that yelled at me last night. I deserve to be yelled at after last night.
05:55:58
Speaker
I slipped. I slipped. I dipped. I got a little sideways. I deserve to be yelled at. By the way, you four minutes in, four minutes left before six hours.
05:56:11
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and know I know. I literally just looked at that. so Bye, guys. Have a good night. a good night. Enjoy the movie. Thanks. Bye. I'll harass you later. Okay, bye.
05:56:22
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Okay, bye. Are we at an after party or not? I don't know. Do you guys want to? be on the person. you good or no?
05:56:36
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me you john Me? Are good ah you good? I'm good. i'm good Okay, we'll fucking make an after party. Okay, well, I'm going to make an after Yes. All right. Here we are. I'm going live on TikTok where all the whores are.
05:56:52
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The floors. The floors. All the floors. All the floors. Hey, guys. Thank you watching. Thanks for hanging out. Hopefully you enjoyed our little crazy-ass Saturday night show. Follow us everywhere.
05:57:05
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Like, share, subscribe. i We're going to hit the send button. Cheers. You got anything you want to say? I'll fucking see you on the next one. Hell yeah. Right? Here we go. Angel.
05:57:17
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Be good or be good at it, baby.
05:57:24
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be good or be good at it baby
05:57:36
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