Welcome and Introduction
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Welcome to the fucking show. Hey, y'all but better look the fuck out today. My crayons are sharp, the box is full, my bottle of glue's topped off, and my helmet's on tight, baby. We're about to rizm with a tism. Let's get with it.
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Suck my dick and eat my asshole, you sons of bitches.
00:03:25
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Oh yeah, what's on on everybody? It's Saturday and that means it's nonsensical nonsense and that means I'm back for the week. I've been taking a couple weeks off and just kind of hanging out on the weekends with you assholes.
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But all that's done. Chatters box, we see y'all. Benji, what's going on? Peter's fucking peppers in the chat. Wally, what's up with you? Got a bongs in the building.
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And Angel in the building. What's going on, guys? Hopefully you guys have a good had had a good week. Enjoying some college football today. Doing it whatever it is that you do. Anywho, if you're not already, ahead check us out.
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Bio.link slash Nonsensical Network. All them links for all the socials are there. Check the shows out live on YouTube, Facebook, and Twitch. And you can listen anytime, anyplace. I got to give my man credit.
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Blaze, I think he's back. There he is. He's been busting his ass, keeping us up to date on the old podcast platforms. So shout out to him. Oh, yeah. Yes, yes, yes, yes.
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Yes, Patreon. I've been uploading to Patreon. So go check that stuff out. Yeah, yeah yeah very well too we do you do have to pay for You do have to pay for
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When you get to the top tier of the Patreon, you get a free one-month subscription to the Lazy Glicks OnlyFam page. Just saying.
00:04:59
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And, of course, we got Brittany in the building. Two Ts, A-N-Y. She spells her name wrong. She's sport. but You're a fucking... You're a fucking... And it looks like like has michael Michael is here, but I think he's got a Big black pussy in his hand, so that's cool.
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She's not dead. Ah, she's little. Chaka! What's going on, man? Cheers, Johnny Boggs. Cheers to you guys. What's going on, motherfuckers? How's your week been? How's your Saturday been?
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Did I miss Peter Piper again? Yeah, motherfucker. Yeah, he was in there. hol He's out there fucking peppers again. yeah Jay Boggs in the hizzy.
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Yeah, all the people here. Jay Bong's is fucking gangster as hell, apparently, didn't he? He's been listening to his fucking Jay-Z album again. what's been going on
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oh let's be cool out with you guys, man? I feel like I ain't seen you guys in fucking forever. Yeah, but you haven't. It has felt that way. dealing with our shit.
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you know do with our shit I know, right? I took a couple of weeks off during the week. Just to get some personal. A couple of weeks off during the weekend. Yeah,
Casual Banter and Humor
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like during the week. Like I'm still doing the weekend shows, but I wasn't doing any of the the weekday shows the past couple of weeks.
00:06:30
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Yeah, just, you know, personal shit. Killing with shit. Getting that shit situated. But Flickshouse Music is back this week. I'm excited for that. Got but got my boy Zay Grassley in the building.
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He's coming back. He's been on before. He's actually going to be making an appearance this week. And then here in a few weeks in October, he's going to be back again. So that's cool. I'm down with that. I'm down for that. Zay's awesome, and he makes some kick-ass music.
00:06:58
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So got new music coming out. He's got another big announcement that's coming out. And then I'll get back on track with Wednesday nights this week. and And, of course, we got Diffuse Ball next Tomorrow.
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couple more Next tomorrow. Next tomorrow, yes. Words are hard, Brittany. No, and then here, hopefully in the next few weeks, catch Cash's Corner will be back as well. so Yeah, I'm trying to get back on track.
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I've got put it off one more week because somebody's getting fucking married. Who is making that mistake? What's going on? No, she's awesome.
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no She's awesome. shee's awesome Apparently, we we all have to take next Saturday night off. I'm going to leave Jedi in charge next Saturday. You don't have to. Leave Jedi.
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next do that Next Saturday is Prison Break the reboot. what No, no, no. You know who you should leave? Untrackable. Leave him in charge of that.
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Between him and like um Mandy, him and Mandy together. but Welcome to Nonsensical Nonsense hosted by Untrackable, where I tell you random facts that you didn't ask for, but I'm going to tell you. Yeah, it's not a bad idea.
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Dude. it's a bad idea no i love an title If everybody in the chat gave us $500 tonight, I would totally give Untrackable the Reigns for a night. oh oh yeah I would do it.
00:08:38
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Pay us to give Untrackable the Reigns. I'm going to horn myself out tonight. $500, spit four ways, what is that? piece? i'm down for Give Untrackable the reins. Oh. Dude, what is our... what Don't we have a fucking cash app? What's your cash app, Blake?
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Throw your cash app up there. Click 13. Where's the link? I'm sending you the touch screen. You're going to see me reaching in to touch the screen a lot tonight, and I'm going, fuck.
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but um andy Benji, give us about maybe 20 minutes and we're going to link. I did bring the memes with me tonight. I brought memes with me tonight. I did. You did pretty good.
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there's the There's the only cash app you need for the Nonsense Network, guys.
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who's she talking to we just let her talk and what yeah but but i know you did it so fuck aren't there
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who's she talking to i have not we just let her talk
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and If anybody wants to. It's the real boss around here. The only cast that you need is on Facebook, YouTube, and Twitch simultaneously. Me too. Me too. Me too. Last weekend I didn't bring the memes because last weekend was um last weekend was my birthday. i said I said I wanted to spend the night by myself and just get really fucking stoned out of my gourd so much that I just like detach from reality.
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yeah That's what I did.
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i just do that angel Angel reached out to me in the mid-trip and I'm like, ah ah sorry. felt like I was a bag ashes underneath Glick's driver's seat. That's all I'm saying.
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i felt like i was a bag of ashes underneath fucking glicks driver's seat that's all i'm saying
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oh What the hell, boys? The last time I threw it, Sue bought me a t-shirt because was sweating like a hog in a fucking polyester shirt. I looked at it like it was a Rubik's Cube. I couldn't figure out how to fucking take my shirt off. I put my new shirt on. I was fucking fucked
Movie Discussions and Casting Choices
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I had a nail. Oh, man. My hand got... My hand got wore the fuck out. I'm sorry.
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I thought I clicked it off.
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but Benji's like, okay, enough about the masturbation jokes. Back to football. What's the difference, really? to mean,
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you don't care about yeah i mean i personally don't masturbate to football but if others do I'm not here to we do not kink shame here on the nonsensical network the butts it's the butts unless your kink is to kink shame as I believe Michael pointed out a couple weeks ago oh yeah you did bring that up some of those butts are very tight ends I'm not gonna lie good joke let's go
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Is that it today? A little A little?
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ah Suspect. Very suspect, yes. Michael gets off on his own jokes. Choke on my own jokes, what? No, Michael gets off on his own jokes. Nobody else does. When you're the funniest person you know, what are you going to do You're going to choke on this joke.
00:13:04
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No, I will say i do like feel validation when I get chuckles from you. Because I'm like, yeah, he's a comedian. He knows what's up. you no hashtag Michael knows what's up. I don't know. I make him laugh. So I don't know. i don't i don't know. I can make him laugh. I don't know if the bar is very high.
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I'm not a very funny guy. I'm not a very funny guy. I was
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i was feeling good about myself for a while. You fucked up your hair. but but i know you're talking to so I know you're not talking to somebody about their hair. Take off your hat. Nothing like a good tie in or a great. Now look down.
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Now look down. I see you hanging on there, bro. You're like a weird uncle that just won't give you can know Listen, Sunday after the wedding, the day after the wedding, down to the scalp. I knew it. I knew that's what you were going to say. I'm only keeping his hair for sleep.
00:14:06
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I hate hair. I must really hate you. so gray up here nothing get hair Oh my god, there was so much gray that got cut out of my hair yesterday. Oh, fuck me. not um I'm just embracing it. I'm just i'm just um just embracing the gray. Just accept it.
00:14:25
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Shut We kill We make melt. we we Fuck fuckmo but we got feelings feelings what does what is that o owner What's up, Robert? Robert is like one of my new fucking favorite fans.
00:14:46
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Yeah, he's fun in the chat, man. He's your new favorite. but Robert's been around him for a long fucking time. Dude, Robert's been hitting fucking nonsense and chill up and chronic contemplations up the last couple times. it's been fun, dude.
00:14:59
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Fun, fun, fun. Robert, I'd love to know your thoughts and feelings on what you thought about the trailer trash talk last night.
00:15:10
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And be honest. Brutally fucking honest. What up, Robert? How you doing, brother? What up with you, homie?
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Michael, you did pretty all right. Blaze? Oh,
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oh no. Michael totally carried last night's show. Yeah, Michael totally carried last night's show. i'm not going to agree.
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blaze blaze was cool because he was like the guy from that movie you know the guy that did don't fucking know i'm terrible with fucking names who cares oh no that's and that's no lie i can't i when when i'm sitting there talking about movies it's not about the names it's about the actor or the character what they're being said like i don't give a shit ah last night Last night I'm talking about one movie that plays Channing Tatum. The only thing I think of is fucking Gambit or fucking Magic Mike.
00:16:06
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That's it. That movie actually looks pretty good. see theres the memory
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I've seen the... I think it was. And I was like, that looks somewhat okay-ish. It might be a wait until I stream it type of movie.
00:16:27
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But that one, that was but the the the the Western from 1849, I know you guys both shit on it, but I'm excited to see that. Which one? I think that movie's to be great. Oh, actually, no.
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I didn't shit on it. cause it I couldn't shit on it because it does look good. had a hard time shitting on it. No, i could I had nothing to say with it. That was my first pick out of the fucking rack, and I'm like, ah I got nothing bad to say about it. I don't know what to yeah I hadn't seen that. exactly That actually looks like a really good movie.
00:17:03
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That looks like something right at my alley. I dug Sinners. I thought that was really good. okay yes You didn't, Josh. You and I talked about it. Yeah, we talked about it. The first half was awesome. The last half me.
00:17:17
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Yeah, it got weird. I agree with you. And then the end got weird too, but it was like, okay, they kind of brought it around at the end. They just bastardized the whole Robert Johnson legend. I hated it. the fights The fight scene in the whole club was horrible. It's like they paused.
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They paused the fight scene to have a monologue. And I'm like, but it's vampire. What the fuck is going on? and I had no idea that Michael Jordan had His son it was a twin. Oh, shut the fuck up, Jeff.
00:17:51
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Michael B. and Michael C. Jordan? Oh, my. Mind blown. didn't even know. Wait until Michael C. Jordan comes out. oh y all find Geez. to go all the way to z with but It's going to be a powerhouse of Michael Jordan fucking vampire slayer.
00:18:15
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yeah It's like I found say like it always happened to me. It was funny. No, no i actually I actually enjoyed Sinners. It was it was a pretty good movie.
00:18:28
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It did get a little weird here and there and a little like, well, that don't make any fucking sense, but yeah, don't know. I like that stuff. Yeah. They bastardized the Robert Johnson legend and it just sucked for me. The one thing you know about blues music. He's sorry you hung up on jazz, man. He's like, my God.
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No. yeah delta Mississippi Delta Blues. That's Robert Johnson. so johnson for What did I say? Jazz? i Robert Johnson is your Kane Hodder.
00:19:01
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I don't know about that, but he's amazing. legend behind it is better. but Dude, the motherfucker can play like nobody's business for era. You know, hold up.
00:19:12
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I want to make a comment right now. what Robert just made just like made my head click. I would like to see Michael Jordan or Michael B. Jordan has as as Blade rather than rather than the guy they have right now.
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I'm just saying. more Yes, thank you, Mahershala Ali. um I just, i i I like that idea. I'm not going to hate it.
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i like I'm not a big fan. I'm just... i don't know. I um i don't know. Anyway, moving on. and kind of like him, but I hate him because of you know Wakanda.
00:19:54
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What? Why do you hate Michael B. Jordan because of Wakanda? Wakanda's not even real place. What are you doing? Go ahead. but con is not in a real place but are you doing it's not awesome You know what? I'm just going to stay high over here. so give it to you Stick to Harry Potter.
00:20:15
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I'm confused. white Do you not like him because he was the bad guy in the first Black Panther movie? Yes. If you made you like him, he's a good actor. if you made you not li him he to go to back Exactly, and I do say that. Is it because he's a dude or is it because he's black?
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That's what I was trying to avoid, Lazy. Are you fucking kidding me, Glick? That's not true whatsoever. I found it forever. That's what you were trying to avoid, because now we know the truth. Maybe because Homeskillet died, whatever dude's name is.
00:20:50
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T'Challa? Yeah. Yeah, the real dude, the actor, and real life died. Maybe that's why I'm like, extra, like, fuck you, dude. Kobe Jordan him didn't kill him. Cancer killed him.
00:21:04
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It wasn't my Kobe Jordan's fault. but
00:21:10
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It's not like this. I'm usually the guy that's like, you know that war but one actor that played the Black Panther? that That would be my role. I'm sitting here trying to think of the guy's fucking real name. I can't think of his fucking name. I know yeah somebody says it.
00:21:27
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I'm going to be like, oh, God. I can't think of his name. But yeah, no, he was a great actor. ah blaming canon He was but good he was he's a good actor. It's just pissing off me. and it's on that It's on the tip of my tongue, too.
00:21:41
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Right? yeah I gotta figure out what his name is. I gotta hit you a little bit. That'll be on the tip of my tongue as well, but later. what what's going Oh, shit, son. the name of that actor? Jesus
00:21:55
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Christ. who's the name of boy who's the name of that actor Jesus Christ. i but I don't think Jesus Christ had anything to do with the black hole. No, just a tip. Chadwick Boseman. Thanks, Chad, for nothing. hey chatder's so Thank you. Chadwick Boseman. I was just trying to look for it.
00:22:17
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I just had to Google it. I was trying not to look it up. I was really hoping that the comment section was going to be right there to fill in for That's what I thought. But, oh, yeah, way to tell us after i already told you guys, Manny. While I'm trying to search it up.
00:22:35
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I think I distracted everybody with my just the tip joke. to Do your own research. Go to hell, Jedi. How's that sound? I did, Jedi. Touche. Touche.
00:22:48
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I'm trying to host a show here. You expect me to everything? No.
00:22:55
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trying to get I'm trying to keep my ducks in a row here. These three are my ducks. They're not in a row. Dude, that's wrist. Put a hat on.
00:23:06
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You're so jealous. You are so jealous of my amazingly good looks. It's not my fault you're a slow reader, Glick.
00:23:19
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Mandy, come in hot. You put that in like 10 minutes after I said Chadwick Boseman. Mandy. She's a shit. a shit. She is shit.
00:23:34
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Wait, how do I, how do I, how do I, but way You don't. If you don't know how to do it, you don't.
00:23:46
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That like a good answer. That sounds like a great answer to that question. There's a red button the top of the right. That's the one you need to press if you don't know something. That's the help one. I know she's messing with buttons on the street. So if you don't know how to do it, you don't win do it when we're live. I'm crying.
00:24:08
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I think I know what she wants to do, but don't do it.
00:24:14
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Don't do it. as She found it. She found it. and um She knows how do that. That was me. yeah yeah see like britney line Yeah, see? she wants the glickety.
00:24:31
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this thing strange We don't have that. We got All that. has been like me This for Jedi. earth and No, I'm trying to make another fucking banner, but I think I can't it.
00:24:47
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That was fucking stupid.
00:24:54
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Oh, yeah. Let's go gators. Suck it, man. Yeah, I was trouble pushing my buttons. Mandy, you need to get on him a little bit more tonight. so You know what?
00:25:05
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Sorry, that sounded wrong. um Or did it sound right? No. It's Brandy, not Mandy.
00:25:16
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new No. No, you know what? I'm rooting for the gators because Mandy's being mean to me. That's why. She's so mean.
00:25:27
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She's being a bully. we know We don't like your bullying ways around here. Zero tolerance policy for bullying. So right it was wrong. is That's the case for you, Michael. Stop bullying Brittany.
00:25:44
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Leave Brittany alone! yeah
00:25:50
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Seriously? Honestly, that should actually be a fucking thing that we bring up. Actually, seriously. Make your own spoof videos of the I Love Brittany guy. make your own booof videos of the i love brity guy I'll let the audience get on the best one next Saturday instead of a meme. I'll try my best. oh try my but Before I address the memes, I would like to address, is Angel in the audience tonight?
00:26:18
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Is she still there? She Before we start getting into memes, I'll wait until she gets here. She's usually on Saturday.
00:26:30
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Yeah, she is, but was usually usually a little bit later. I'll wait. ah wait she probably worked by working she's probably working she's probably working sarcasm is still great for the slow it just takes them a minute and that's also it's kind of funny because they're slow and they're like oh i just got it i know you are not calling people slow no wait are you talking to mandy no i'm talking to you britney no
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but i either Actually, I asked Brittany a joke the other day. I'm like, Brittany, what sound is ah does a train make when they eat? And I forgot what she goes. I'm like, choo-choo.
00:27:16
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And i two minutes later, she's like, oh, I get it. yeah we got We got Jedi, who is the default character, and Brittany is a 10-second delay.
00:27:29
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ah like Like, Michael, used to work in radio. FCC, you have a 10-second delay button in case somebody drops something that they're not supposed to say. yeah She's our 10-second delay button. Brittany's everything dead right now. Keep rise field. Coming soon to the Nonsense Network, the Brittany Effect.
00:27:47
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Brittany's only said. We've only been talking about it for a month and a half. i I actually like the title of that. I dig it. Sorry, sorry. Like, I walked over.
00:27:58
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No, you're good. No, you're good, man.
Audience Interaction and Anecdotes
00:28:01
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She can't yell at me anymore because she's got as much control as I can possibly give her. Or power, not control, but power as I can possibly give her without letting her just sign in.
00:28:12
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What are we talking about? You're talking about me. Your show. Your show.
00:28:21
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up here Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. what? yeah what Sorry. Just like that. g click Give it and g click take it away. No, that was a tick that was a tick. I'm sorry. You can't do that. Oh, hey, you.
00:28:39
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Fuck you, Glick. oh hey you it's fuck you click It was a tick. know wait when did it happen what was it
00:28:54
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That's the Brittany effect right there. Right there. And now we just need the face. Fuck! Her soul is dying right now.
00:29:18
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Dude, Michael had me rolling that hard last night, dude. I had to mute myself that first time. ah you Dude, your first lucky your first fucking trailer, I had to mute myself. I was rolling that hard.
00:29:30
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That shit was fucking hilarious. stop but like This looks like something I was like, and I'm driving home, and I'm like, I got to pull over. literally had to... I haven't even had a drink of alcohol tonight, but I'm about to fucking... I'm all over the road, but I had to pull off into a parking lot i know at OSU Dirk.
00:29:53
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So I can finish watching that because I was rolling. oh I am humbled to hear that. Thank you. ah love Yeah, I'm sure. and i was she Because this movie looks good, too. so it does it It does not look good. It looks like something that's right up my alley.
00:30:10
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Yeah, I agree with that. Without hearing your fucking voice in my head. doing a voiceover. I was doing characters. There's ladies and dudes. I had ah i had the whole thing going. But here's the thing. If you watch the real trailer, I wasn't far off the mark from what the real trailer was. i was trying to like still give a score to what the real trailer is, but with my my flair.
00:30:30
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Yeah, no, that was good. That was awesome.
00:30:36
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Anyway. That was definitely freaking awesome. I was ah i was rolling. but Thank you. I appreciate that. Thank you very much. Fuck yeah, I did. Hell yeah. It was a lot of fun. I had a blast. and Ladies and gentlemen. come Oh, dude, it was fun. It was it was it was really fun.
00:30:53
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No, that was cool. i like that idea, but real quick, ladies and gentlemen, the doors are open. Link is in the chat. oh Bring it on, bitches. Roll it on. Jedi, Mandae, Benji. Challenge accepted.
00:31:14
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Westside. Westside. It's all about Westside. My bad. are we talking about? no east side no what's sign easta wait watch west side it's all about west side um okay my bed no what what are we talking about is so larger
00:31:38
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mark yeah like i need I watch my weight go up. Dude, I'm going to need so many fucking alterations to my suit for the wedding. I'm almost 25 fucking pounds heavier than I was when I got weighed in.
00:31:49
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um yeah You fucking fat piece of shit. I fucking you love that today. I'm sorry, Michael. The complete opposite right before they get married, Michael. They lose weight.
00:32:00
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the wrong things yeah I got distracted by that. so and curve moment it So Chris, what's up dog?
00:32:12
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What up Chris? I do need to go over to our YouTube. What up dude? And pin that.
00:32:23
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You think somebody with a fucking wrench would pin that comment? Yeah, you guys down there at the wrenches, you got wrenches. How do I do that? Tell me about it. Talk to you.
00:32:35
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And we didn't even even talk about what the fuck we were doing ahead of time, you folks. Not you, Maverick. last Sorry, Blaze. I was pressured last weekend, and i you you weren't here, and somebody will be will go unnamed, might or might not have been handing out wrenches like I was Oprah. I mean, they were Oprah.
00:33:00
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Angel hit me up. She said, hey, can I have a wrench? I'm like, what? I'm like, yeah, sure. She's like, Glick told me ask. Glick can say or no to that.
00:33:12
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You have to That's not like, ah you have to come ask me that's like hey Because you're the keeper of the wrenches and everybody was yelling me. I'm not. They're like, give us wrenches. I'm like, I don't know how to give you assholes wrenches.
00:33:28
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I didn't even know wrenches were a thing. And then I figured it out and I was like, moo I did start giving them out because i figured it out and I was like, we have a lot of like, you know, like regulars like Chris Technician, Lazy, and you know, the guy the host. I wanted to make sure all are all we all had Yeah, and then I was like, yeah, it's something we should yeah you know throw out to those those cool cool-ass homies. like Angel, Zanfius got someone now.
00:33:58
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well go ahead Go ahead. Sorry. sir What's up? How do you kind a comment to the top? I really want to know. All I have is do delete comment, put user in timeout, ban, and delete their comments. You have to go to YouTube.
00:34:09
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You have to go to the actual YouTube channel. Oh, okay. And you click on that. Yeah, you click on the comment, and then it'll... yeah no so shaman shaman was like how the jedi get a wrench and i don't have a wrench and i'm like yeah that's that's a valid point what's going on here because je it's kind of like when michael got a wrench and i didn't get the like what yeah here before them but it fucker Hold on. Pause. Pause. Pause. First sec.
00:34:36
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The reason why Brittany didn't get a wrench so fast is because it took me forever to figure out to find her profile. that thing I couldn't just type it in. in I had to realize i had to go to her profile, copy the yeah URL, paste it, and then fucking find it. i fight It took me a while, but i did it because a g click he wanted it and I did it. And I did it like in a moment when I was very fucking pissed off at shit. I'm about to figure it out.
00:35:08
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and and it was ah it was ah it was a it was a actually It was a balancing moment. I can't do that. the phone excuse me gli oh Oh, you're good, dude.
00:35:20
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Lord of the Wenches. I'm the Lord of the Wench? Fuck yeah. And apparently I do have one. I just realized I can do that. I did not know if that's where you did it. So I learned something today. Thank you. Knowledge is power.
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Do you have a wrench? Yeah, sure do. I didn't realize that. I thought you did. I'm pretty sure you did. i'm pretty sure I added you. one because i add it Because when I went to go add Trancho the other day, Glick had already done it. I realized you wasn't on there, so I added you. Then I added somebody else. I have a winch. marrying her Saturday.
00:35:56
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Fair enough. Is she a beer winch or a weed winch? Neither. She's not a winch at all. She's a food winch. She feeds me so good. That's I'm getting too fat.
00:36:08
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Winch, bring me my platter. That's her trap. She's trying to get you that dad box so nobody is attracted to you. He's already got that. I forgot to show Sue that little test video I made.
00:36:25
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Hold on. Is that how dad box works? it's like we just trying to make sure well i don't know because girls do like dad bots these days so it's like i don't know they say they they're they're lying no there's a point oh i want someone who can make me laugh that's also a lie or they can get well you're just you're marrying i don't want you Yeah, well, I got one now. Yeah, that's what saying. but for my home time I got one now. Jesus it Christ, Michael, you're ruining it for me.
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i got one now Yeah,
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I got one now. You know, Michael, not everybody can be the total package like me. Make you laugh, make you feel safe, sexy as hell, slightly mediocre dick.
00:37:19
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Slightly mediocre. What's mediocre? I don't even want to know the fucking backstory. Because it's small. I got a little dick. That'd be great. Just one time I want to touch the sides. What? What's the difference?
00:37:32
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You want to touch the sides? You want to touch the sides? You want to do the helicopter. That is one thing. I... use a helicopter like would you get out of the bunch pull up that is one thing if i If I had a penis, I want a penis for an hour just so I can do the fucking helicopter.
00:37:50
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It's not as fun as you think it is. You can strap one on, you know. Yeah. well yeah hasbution for that But it's also not as exciting because in my body because in your then your balls slap against your thighs and if they hit too hard, it hurts because those are sensitive.
00:38:09
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What's the difference with between a dad bod and a grandpa bod? little dick centrifuge. Chess is in your drawers. Okay, never mind. Okay, hold on, hold hold on. Have you seen your... Chester drawers.
00:38:25
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Chester drawers. Chester drawers. Where your chest is in your drawers. Yeah, they're sacking. Yeah. Yeah. yeah Flabby. Chester. Bingo flappers. They got bingo flappers.
00:38:39
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I turned it into a furniture joke. Leave me alone. but
00:38:45
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ah please I am. I am. i am ah i did I am on a little bit of shrooms. So that is a thing. Allegedly.
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talking alleged Allegedly. answer allegedly speak all Heath is a terrible joker. bla ha la stupid you know you're a little fucked movie zone but You fucking hate Jared Leto. Listen, i book we talked about Superman earlier today.
00:39:21
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We talked about Superman earlier today. yeah um Yes, man. Did you notice the little Easter eggs to Jared Leto?
00:39:29
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And in a magazine that was on a table or something in of the scenes, it talks about how 30 Seconds from Mars is the worst fucking band of all time. Are you serious? Yes. I got a one i gotta to go back and rewatch it. That's funny. I saw that on one of those big spoiler shows.
00:39:45
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Blaze's disdain for fucking Jared Leto. Hey, man. i like one of those songs. What's going on, buddy? I need ah i need a mouth Whoa, hello.
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Where is it going?
00:40:04
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The first member has arrived. Good job, guys. What is up, Donut Hole? Yo, I still fucking joke about that. And I see like the the like different types of guys, like the chocolate ones or whatever.
00:40:23
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ah see the thing and I was like, they're people. How's this handsome man doing, my man? How you doing? What's up, everybody? How you doing, man? It's been a while. Man, I dropped in on your stream last night.
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I'm sorry, hold up. i dropped I dropped in on your on your stream last night. i didn't say I didn't say anything. It was a very hot topic. Oh, I was almost finished. Can you put him back up real And I was... ah And very intense...
00:40:54
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so how how that was that was ah that was that was a very very intense tin discussion y'all have have to say kudos wait which part i don't remember a lot of which part it was uh it was it was it was pretty intense i was in there for a little bit and i was just like yeah i see the link but i'm not gonna come up here and uh you yeah not gonna come and derail it i know I just knew that I was going to bring shenanigans in fucky and That's what we want. well You had some British guy in there last night. and and then of course the eighty he's Australian. looks like accents.
00:41:36
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looks like accents what are thoses i mean like he's like He sounds like a Chinese guy. well yeah I don't know. British, Australian. He looked like a rock star is what he looked like.
00:41:51
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was like, this guy looks cool as hell. I dig him. I was taking a platinum.
00:42:00
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ah no My bad. You are or you were? She is. She is. this is all We're all in Brittany's dream right now. Ooh, this is a real one. This is a real one. What is this, Britception?
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Britception. Hashtag Britception.
00:42:29
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No, I wanted to go in there, but I want another one. Yes, I fucking did, bitch. I wanted to go in there last night. It's Brittany, bitch. Oh, there we go.
00:42:44
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You know the stuff. Hell yeah. No, I wanted to come in there last night, but like you guys had just ended it right when I was about to fucking go in there.
00:42:56
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Well, damn it, Brittany. I know. It's Brittany, bitch. We were gone for five hours. You had plenty of opportunity. asked mr I was touching myself while you guys were doing the show.
00:43:08
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You must be a little bit raw right now. Not your show. Not to your show. But I was a lot. a A lot. lot. I'm alone lot.
00:43:20
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I'm alone a lot. I got a lot of free time on my hands. I got a of me on my hands. yeah You got a lot of something on your hands. i don't know if it's free time, though.
00:43:32
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That's what I call it. That's what call it. It's free time all over the place. Oh, why is free time so sticky?
00:43:41
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watch my sheets I got free time all over it. aye What am I doing? asked myself that question so many times a day.
00:43:55
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bre What am I doing here? quiet Why? What's happening? why What's going on? Every time Glick asks that, he gets a new gray hair in his beard. When I think of I touch myself.
00:44:07
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He dyes it. Don't you know that? I do dye it. I am the worst. am the absolute worst at dyeing my hair. I am the absolute worst at dyeing my beard. I dye my beard and I do a shitty fucking job.
00:44:23
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Does anybody understand that? Whoa, what's going on with Blaze's background? I can't stop looking at What's happening? According to Google Translate, that means fuck off. anybody understand that whoa what's one out let' background i can't stop with you that michael accordinging to google translate that means back off I did, Mandy. got new tweezers. I had to break in last night. So, you know, it was just me. Nobody was holding on. He's been peeing like a champ ever since he got them new te tweezers. I was home alone.
00:44:58
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was there to remove the blockage. They come with a laser pointer on them. He was home alone. Squeeze here. What? and what me here
00:45:14
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Oh my god, I literally just fucking did what she did. She's like, I just joined the conversation. Ew, gross. but I don't even know what you're talking about. hu turnnna Spot on precision. Yes.
00:45:26
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and sure out second can page Hey, Mandy, when are you coming up here and you're save this whole fucking panel? SOS, we need Mandy. What are you doing, Wally? Wall-Cephas? won't even have to.
00:45:38
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what are you doing wally wallus should i want given up to but why Not having an electricity in your house? What did you say, Brittany?
00:45:49
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Wally doesn't have electricity. Wait, Wally doesn't have electricity? Wally has electricity. We were making fun of him last weekend because he was sitting out on the porch in the dark. and it was like, can you fucking it turn a light on, bro?
00:46:01
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And he was like, perfect he like I'll be back. I'll be back. And when I come back, I'll have light. then he never came back Saturday night. so Do you ever get worried he got eaten by a bear? Like, I'm going to go look for a fire so I have light. He's got mauled by a bear in the You don't go looking for fire in the woods. In case there's an electricity strike, you know, from lightning.
00:46:24
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That's how you discover it. You know how to make a fire? Fuck you, Wally. Tap your big ass out, big bitch. Do you know how to make a fire? Albinos don't came to What you mean know how to make a fire? It's 2025. Who doesn't know how to make a fire?
00:46:42
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I have a lighter and you just put it on stuff. I know. I got a lighter. I got a lighter. take my knife and I whittle some shavings off of it.
00:46:53
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Then I take the lighter and I light it. Britney's out there rubbing two sticks together. She's like, this is how they used to do it back in the day, guys. but but No, she's over there doing lightning dances. like ah meanwhile even she's Meanwhile, she's got a lighter in her hand because she's fired up. That was almost a really bad joke, Josh. That was a really bad joke. It was stupid, but it's so funny.
00:47:22
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I probably would have a lighter on me too, but I do want to make fucking fire. Yeah, you have a lighter. Your lighter makes fire.
00:47:35
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Yeah, for my balls that I'm smoking, not for the fires that I'm making. Brittany, Brittany, Brittany. I wish had something to light a fire with as she lights a joint. but I know. I was just about to ask, from one stoner to the other, how do you light two joints?
00:47:51
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ah say from you I rub two sticks together, duh. Oh, my God. I'm going to hear some later, man. um ah yeah no i saved the lighter for the joints and the bolts man yeah not that are warm for warmth yeah man i'll be high but yeah do it
00:48:20
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wish have a if it comes to it i'll do it yo
00:48:30
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you know You know if you build a fire with that lighter, then you could use that fire to light your joints and stuff. yeah Or you could take a stick and put it in the fire, and then you can light your bowl with it.
00:48:44
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Yeah, because every good fire is real close to it. I wouldn't take weed smoking advice from Glick. He doesn't understand how weed Have you ever fucking lit a cigarette off of a oven, Michael?
00:48:59
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Yeah, off a burner. oh what i used to so Flick, have you ever smoked resin? Have you ever smoked resin off butter knives off the stove, buddy? Whoa, shit. This show is like you're really down bad. This show is getting the deep.
00:49:16
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Next Saturday is going to be an intervention. I'm assuming if you're doing a blaze, you're down pretty bad, bro. Do you need 20 bucks for a bag? like Let me help you out.
00:49:28
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At least you understand that. At least you understand that. you so like i my my yeah my my mom and my cousin, like I grew up around stoners. I have a lot of friends and family that stop me.
00:49:39
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I just don't do it. I have i have never done that. i have i have I have never done that, and anybody that does do that, Like Glick says, do you need 20 bucks for a sack, homie? Look, man, I don't want you to be down that bad. If you're like, hit me up. I'll i'll give you 20
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00:49:57
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bucks. and I don't even have 20 bucks to give away, but if you're down that bad, man, let me help you out. Glick, you would make them earn that 20 bucks.
00:50:13
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I was thinking... You can earn that 20 bucks too. I was thinking that they could like do my laundry, pull some weeds, maybe... yeah That's what you're going to make them do. there we We know.
00:50:25
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We know. Vacuum out the car. wash wash thank you but the car shit made Go get high and make some food because I know y'all like to fucking eat. and I have friends say,
00:50:41
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I'd be like, just go walk the dog around the block. Make sure you pick up its poop and there you go. Yeah, I wouldn't even do that, man. Weed for weed program. I dig that. Yeah, you pull my weeds and you get to go buy weed.
00:50:58
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I it. I dig it. It's a community, Brady. I don't fucking know what you're laughing at. It's a community. but we know And we get yeah Help me help you.
00:51:14
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Fuck you. Help me help you. What a fuck is
00:51:27
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there, man. Yeah, I know. I've never... When I was a smoker a cigarette smoker and i and I couldn't find a lighter and I would go to a burner or whatever on the stove ah or even...
00:51:41
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you know a bonfire or a fire pit. I never like stuck my face down there. Do you have to do that when you light a joint? Rick rarely had eyebrows back in the day. He's just shoving his whole face. It is. It is a joint benefits program. I agree.
00:51:59
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Mandy. I love it. She's punny tonight. She's punny. That's why I couldn't grow a beard until I was 30 because I quit smoking when I was 30.
00:52:10
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I was sticking my face in fire trying to light a cigarette, ah apparently.
00:52:17
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How do you light off of a fire? Oh, you just put it put it down to the fire, and then... Yeah, you just put it yeah you just put it down there and so it lights, and then you bring it back up, and then you take a drag off of it. Same with a burner. I'm not sticking my face fire. learned that trick after he stopped smoking. He just shoved his fucking face right in. He's like, oh, I figured it out.
00:52:35
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I used to have to, when I was when i was a little when i was a little Glick, a young Glick, when I was all three or four years old. Back when you were just the tick? I used to have to light my light my mom's cigarettes off of the yeah oven and right before she'd put them out on my face.
00:52:49
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So that's how I learned that. Jesus! You fucking Viking me. You fucking Viking me!
00:52:58
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Hold up! Do you home now. How you doing, buddy? If I've ever heard a cry for help, that would just get it.
00:53:15
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which My mom's dead and she's under my seat, guys. That's all those ashes. All those ashes are payback. that's all her well those ashes all those ashes are payback I was talking about that. This is the ashes from the scrum. She put it on my body. This is that Norman Bates shit right here.
00:53:34
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I was talking about your mom being underneath your fucking seat yeah yesterday or the day before. Yes, mother. It's just a story that...
00:53:49
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it's real title but all i models okay cool that's what's up
00:53:57
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She's going to lose her fucking mind because I don't think she believes me. I've met her. I've met her. She's quite quaint. She doesn't say much at all.
00:54:09
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Yeah, she's a very pleasant woman these days. I mean, she know but she she does have the nickname in my car, Road ra road Rage Rhonda, because she will slide up from underneath the seat and smack you in the back of the ankles.
00:54:20
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So I call her Road Rage Rhonda.
00:54:26
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but she's a but she's She's a very pleasant woman these days where she's not putting cigarettes out on me. You know what, Glick? You should get her some some lotion, though. She seems a little ashy.
00:54:37
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Dude, she just threw some jerkins in there, man. Just threw some jerkins in there. Shake it up. Shake it up. I call it jerkins.
00:54:51
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yeah but Jerkins. so
00:54:59
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It's a good thing my mom had a good sense of humor and she was just as twisted. as Why do you think I got my my dark sense humor from? Fidel Boggs in the building. Fidel Boggs. We just made the Fidel Boggs last weekend. It's like a tug of Fidel in the building.
00:55:17
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that was my first question but do in the building Good to see y'all the nightie.
00:55:29
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Shit. Shit. That's literally hashtag shit. That's what he in heezy for sheezy my kneesies. Hell yeah.
00:55:44
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See y'all the nightie. it dinner Good night. You know what's funny? You sound a Canadian in there. just let's just go sex so's done Which was Justin Trudeau. Ironic.
00:55:56
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I was just cooking duck. got doug goose Is that what you call rules in your country? Fucking a whole plate of duck, man. Oh, ah yeah, bro. Sometimes. Have you ever had turduck?
00:56:15
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have you ever had a shirt duck It needed to happen. Delicious. Delicious, Brittany. Duck is not good. ah duck is hurt What? I've had duck. I'm not a fan of duck.
00:56:34
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Oh, good. It's delicious. no yeah haven't Maybe I haven't had it the right way. just feel like you always lost it. yeah you hold You held a grudge.
00:56:48
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Show us on the doll where the duck touched you. I just said I didn't like duck. You guys the ones that made a big deal about it. Different strokes for different ducks, man.
00:57:00
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Different strokes for different ducks, apparently.
00:57:05
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But if you guys... wish please I mean, I've i've had i've had a turducken. Someone asked if we've had a turducken, and I answered yes, and didn't like I'm okay not to like it.
00:57:21
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It was an answer to a question. What do mean have to fucking touch the other doll you're talking about? You touch a doll. that top You like to put one up the other's ass? Oh, my Why?
00:57:38
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Maybe I will. Did you clean it out? Did you clean it out? It's cleaned out. It's been years for two years. Great.
00:57:48
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been two years straight Like, when this wedding is going to be a disaster. but um yeah Just giving you a little inspiration. This wedding is going to be a disaster.
00:58:02
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See you next Saturday. Wonderful. See you next week, Michael said there's no kids invited the wedding. like Please. Brittany, you're invited. Let's put it like this. There will be cameras, and we do have a Patreon account.
00:58:22
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Friday night. It's like a fire party. It's a Power Rangers party. It's dude bro Brittany. It's Power Rangers cosplay party. it's like a on a fire fire um ah yeah it's a part it's a it's a power range party it's du bro brittanney oh and taking britney on it very first night on britney it's ah it's a power rangers pauses play party ah oh I'm sad I'm going to looks like that's fridayy eight That sucks for you. Yeah, Glick, why are you missing that?
00:58:56
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Why are you missing that? I'm working security at Abercrombie. That's right. That's right. Yeah, you got to get rid of them bitches.
00:59:07
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Bitches, yeah. Goddamn bitches everywhere. No, unfortunately, I committed to that before I knew about Michael's wedding. And then I was like, fine, that sucks.
00:59:18
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Fuck that shit. It's ironic he committed to that before the wedding. It's the first I've ever heard about It was like two days ago. yeah but this specific specific specific specific Yeah, but because I fucking forget all about it and and there's no there's like no running one until just the other video his aspect i think i think it's just I don't want to fucking come up there and be around fucking people.
00:59:38
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How's that? ah o Sorry I'm late. I just didn't want to come at all. What do I mean by you people? I mean you fucking people. yeah I get it. i don't know about people. I'm just the default.
00:59:49
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I like it when Network Daddy hurts me. Yeah, you do. Yeah, you do. That doesn't bother me at all you say that shit. I heard your real feelings when you told me I had you laughing so hard you had to pull over.
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I had you laughing. Fucking Jedi was there. I had you fucked up so hard yeah you had to walk off camera. Remember that Jedi? It happened. He teed himself. I walked camera out of disappointment. happened he himself i walked off camera out ofpoint I'm so disappointed in you.
01:00:20
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You're disappointed that you pissed your own pants. We get it. No, I do that all the time. That's a normal Saturday night. He keeps himself warm that way. You're like a piss your pants party.
01:00:32
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You know what i mean? All the cool kids are doing it. You're not cool unless you piss your pants. R. Kelly is always invited. They're called Golden Shower. They're called Golden Shower.
01:00:46
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i what Hold on. What is Abercrombie and French doing that they need they need security guards? Is this was thinking the exact same fucking thing. Abercrombie and French? Hey, Brittany, my pronunciation of their game briy my pronunciation of Of my pronunciation of the store's name isn't the point right now.
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Yes. Like Michael said, Jared Leto's come into model clothes and Jared Leto and I are going to dress up like the Joker and sing 30 seconds to Mars songs together. Leave us alone. This is Jared and I tonight and I will not be charged for it. Where do I buy tickets? Where do I I'm going with you, people.
01:01:30
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Don't ask, don't tell. Fair. I'll send them to you. Ticketdisaster.com. I used to work security for Abercrombie. You don't have to explain. It's okay.
01:01:41
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but do They do a challenge every year. case of Fatty was trying to put on some skinny jeans? yeah We don't want no fatties wearing our clothes around here. My big ass. I could wear shirts and hoodies, but I could not wear the pants.
01:01:56
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I could not wear the pants. No, no, no, no. Wait, so you used to or you still do it? I do what? I used to do what? used to work for Abercrombie. Abercrombie and French, apparently. No, no. You said that you were going to be busy working for them, but you just said that you used to work for them. I used to work for them. I used to work there.
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Full time. Every year they do a challenge. the the the the The challenge. It's a big concert and it's a charity event. okay and And every year they ask me to come back and I go back and and I work the one event.
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But it's for six, seven hours or whatever. And it's an easy 500 bucks. I just hang out and eat really good food. and The first year I went there, I only had to work the first year I went there, i only had to work like like the first five hours.
01:02:56
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What hell is this charity event for? That the security guards are getting paid $500. Where's this money going that's not that should be going to the fucking charity?
01:03:06
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They pay an hourly rate. Abercrombie's multi-pay. But it's for their- Blake is the charity. Blake is the charity. No, so Abercrombie has ever so has lot ah children a children's team.
01:03:21
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So we have questions about the- They pay them in SpaghettiOs. It's fine. SpaghettiOs. SpaghettiOs. Yay, yay. $500 worth of Amarokami Finch clothes. That's like what?
01:03:36
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Two shirts and a jacket? That's half a t-shirt. That's half a t-shirt. That's why all my t-shirts are coming. His table will be showing. That's why I have all two shirts. No, the The challenge is how many SpaghettiOs can he
01:04:00
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I think the cherry thing is cool. just think it's funny. That was a genuine question. I'm sorry. but i just think it's funny yeah i it's really cool and you but i understand sorry Yeah, know it's a really cool event.
01:04:15
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no i don't i don't I'm not employed by Abercrombie. This is just like a one-off thing every year that I go back and help. And every year I go back and I help. And every year they ask me when I'm going to come back. And I'm like, when going to give me this amount of money per hour? And they're like, we can't do that. I'm not a whore anymore, but I go back and suck my pimps dick once a year. Once a year, baby. Once a year. You get that sign back every year.
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myself blick I want to do something for me here. ah Read this comment in your best security guard voice. ah ah so her but am My best security voice or my best Abercrombie security voice?
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Yes, yes. Security guard's choice.
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security guards choice
01:05:05
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Stop it, you punk. Don't you even think about sticking that shirt down your pants unless you let me help you. And you're like, I got reservations there later.
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Sorry, Scotto. My God.
01:05:32
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Holy fuck. If he's out there listening, why is he not in here glistening? What's going on with him? gla yeah Yeah, exactly. He come up last weekend either. you hurt my feelings or something. He's not glistening?
01:05:49
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He's not glick, glick, glick city? No. no What? Who's yelling? Who's yelling at me? That's a good security guard voice right there. No. Yeah, it was. Okay, you owe Brittany half of that $500. Please, you can have all the load out of my pants.
01:06:11
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<unk> running Let's go. She said no.
01:06:18
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If only she would have said that at church camp. yeah its
01:06:25
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We wouldn't have such amazing stars. Untrackable? why Why aren't you not up here? Yeah, untrackable. Come on, you know the drill. it's Saturday night. Bring that beautiful face up.
01:06:36
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I got caught selling a cologne because I farted in my packing teeth. That's the button. Shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck man. Shut up. Fuck you, man.
01:06:53
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Fuck you. Why are you not doing this? like why don't you write you right Are you writing this shit down? Fuck, man. Dude, on Drago, that's gold.
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That's fucking gold. Holy shit, dude. I'll get my ass right for like a second.
01:07:18
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Don't Keith Duke alone Shut up man many Mandy I guess this store didn't like your scent but I get it That's kind of funny That's not what you're stepping in Where you at Glick Huh What you doing buddy?
01:07:42
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i was i was I was holding my dick in my hand and I'm gonna go get some more beverages. There it is, Brittany. I'm gonna hit this pole real quick. Did you hit the pole? there it is brittany so
01:07:59
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but i level else er and i'm goingnna hit to school real quick imagine you go hit the poll
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You know I do You know how I do you What'd you say ah want to start showing some memes Where's Angel at It's Maryland it's legal Pizza farts don't mix well with ocean Oh dude honestly I feel that I honestly feel that I feel like I had that conversation the Serious conversation That's not That's um that's ah that's That's not wrong.
01:08:39
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That's not wrong. yeah so yeah Or like the remiss shit. oh I'm good.
01:08:50
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joy Let me get some weed smell up in here. Let's go. Untrackable, you get a lot of star to come. Not mad at it. He's a he's He's a master.
01:09:08
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Hey, boys. Yo. I gotta give you a shout out, man. And I gotta say thank you. You told me about this beer here that I bought.
01:09:19
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And I'm fucking going the hell out of it. It's not mad. It's nice nice little light beer. A little local company out of Denver, Colorado.
01:09:31
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i mean, about the only thing good that's come out of Denver because fuck the Broncos. Fuck you, John Elway, you piece of shit. that Who the hell invited her in here? Who let her in here? Jesus Christ.
01:09:43
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I did. I can leave. her in here and you're just going have to fucking put up with it. What? Get a chomp. It hey maybey why
01:09:59
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yeah get a ch yeah and ain't over yet I know, it's still early. LSU's probably going to kick Florida's ass. I'm just talking shit to you. I don't care for either one of them. It's okay. I'm used to you being tasteless.
01:10:18
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Okay, let's go back and look at some of your comments, ma'am. All funny and very tasteful. I tell you what, my comments are a lot better than your exes, so we're good to go.
01:10:33
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yeah Exes in your comments. This is getting good. This is getting good. I like it. Michael, did you bring the popcorn? Yes.
01:10:44
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get Keep it up. You know you're a lot older than me, sis, and you might have start looking at homes to put you in. Are you guys in your buddy? Oh, yeah.
01:10:55
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Put me in a home. Let somebody else cook and clean for me. she said, Jesus, hubby, I'm out. wo Go cook for me.
01:11:12
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Don't worry. We'll come visit you. because well Mouse in your pocket. If I were in a nursing home, the only way you would come visit me, Glick, is if I had hot nursing, you could head on.
01:11:27
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You're not wrong. You're not wrong. Hey, I would come visit you then, too. yeah
01:11:36
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um things like I Greg calling y'all and going, dude, she's got some big hits and she's 21. You mentioned his exes. You've seen them.
01:11:46
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Do they need to be hot to hit on say that one more time michael i didn't hear you you mentioned his as you've seen them they need to be hot for him to hit on if No.
01:12:03
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ah yeah ah Hell, they don't even have to be tall either. fit the hole in a hardbe That's all he needs. ah my not johnson does not add My name is not Jeff. That does not apply to me.
01:12:24
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but superintendentco
01:12:27
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andel Purple. Is it blurble? What the fuck?
01:12:38
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I love it. I don't know. You don't know what the fuck is up. It's down or where it's what. Nah, I told y'all. I had a little bit the magic once tonight.
01:12:54
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right this You know, you do your boo. They're making a football movie with the dude from The Shield as ah football player going back to college.
01:13:10
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we know Oh, yeah. The senior? Yes, it looks so bad. looks so bad. The senior is what it's called?
01:13:22
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Yeah. Michael Chikis is fucking dead. Michael Chikis. Michael Chikis. Yeah. yeah shit that these cat was not that Live making bad movies. band right now.
01:13:35
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fifty nine year old mike flint gets second she play college football away tim isson mind ah as i should just make one about the dude from ah that's in the lsu band right now
01:13:53
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66 years old retired from ah his job and decided if he wanted to play in the LSU Tiger Band. So he's a freshman in college at 66 and playing in the band. Nice. That's cool. yeah but I think it's great for him. But yeah, I don't know if I would have the patience for college kids now.
01:14:19
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I would end up popping one of those little shitheads in the mouth. I barely had patience for them when I was in college. they Once you have conversations with them, like you like you're all buddy-buddy with them. it's not it's It sucks. no If I want to have conversations with toddlers, I'll just call Blake.
01:14:42
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I'm glad you think I'll answer to the phone if you call me. Oh my. This is my favorite interview around. Can y'all imagine how mean I'd be to him if I really didn't like him be?
01:15:07
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You're taking the heat off of I dig it. i like oh Is there anybody in the audience that Mandy doesn't like that can come up here and show us the all veracity of what Mandy can bring to the table? want to see Super level seventy billion was lock in fucking melody but's like doing light army ney i don't I don't get my feelings hurt. Be mean to me. I'd love to see it. Seriously, if I don't like someone, I get extremely quiet around them. I don't talk.
01:15:46
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i don't call i got you it's it's hard to pretend it's hard it' is hard to print It's hard to pretend not to like someone and insult them. it doesn't come off the same just it's not it's not all That's why we need a volunteer from the audience that Mandy doesn't like. Pull up, untrackable, you doofy ass.
01:16:09
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Wally, where are you at? I know Mandy does not like you, Wally. Where's Wally? Where's Wally? Where's Bradley? Where's Bradley when we need Bradley? Oh, God. Damn it. because he beat you up horse gradually mean where's bradley when we need bradley of oh god He needs Bradley alone.
01:16:28
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He'll probably go out. Bradley would take it, though. He'd be like, all right, do it. Is that the little young puppy that was in here last week?
01:16:38
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Yeah, or nevertheless. Yes. yeah The one with the bucket hat that he... Ginger. No, he's not Ginger. No, not last week.
01:16:53
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I wasn't here last night. Who's handling the security? He's the door guy.
01:17:02
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That's what I thought. i I thought I was the door guy all night. You are the door. but Stay away from my back door. You you put a candy cane over there. I might just touch it.
01:17:16
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Oh, is that all it takes is a candy cane? Oh, Merry fucking Christmas, please. Somebody cut around a carry. You probably need to go with a doctor. I'm just saying you get bigger tips. Cheesy, cheesy, cheesy.
01:17:31
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it's i'm just saying you get bigger ah
01:17:42
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cheesy cheese easy What did you do? Untrackable.
01:17:50
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Yeah. I had a crazy week after last Saturday when I saw you guys. um I fell in my garage, so I have bruised ribs and that's been hurting all week. and shit we't really laugh Let him get to the punchline.
01:18:09
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Yeah. And then ah I found out Tuesday, like I work in a three-man team and both of my teammates got fired. So I have to work with retards until until they get trained up. Bro, literally work with retards every day.
01:18:25
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my God, this is amazing. It's very hard to train them because, you know, words like they're very technical terms, like the middle.
01:18:39
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so Not a little to the left. Which side is that? The middle. and i know i know i know the like I know the excluded middle.
01:18:54
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Dude, I felt like that when I was training people on my fucking job. Oh my god. And then they find it so hard. like can go Do they find it hard? Do they find it like it's a difficult fucking job?
01:19:08
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And then they're just like, meh, fuck you. It's really not that difficult. I know this is going to sound roasty and maybe a little mean, but I was working with a woman today and she couldn't find the middle. And it was like, how how this is the type of woman that couldn't find her own Kulitoris. You know what I'm saying? Sounds like a dinosaur the way you say it. cltches so put The The Klichisaurus rags over here.
01:19:38
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thought it wasn a po on she She's reading the roadmap upside down. Gotta catch them all. Gotta catch them all. I don't know if you want to do that with that. Just the middle.
01:19:56
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Come on, man. Catching one is going to be a fun time. No, not the left. No, not the right. The fucking middle, bitch. Holy shit. hello yeah Damn. As she said, the middle is going off the The middle. you Because you were pointing the wrong way because you couldn't find it.
01:20:18
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The middle. hole it's It's the middle. It doesn't change. like hey I even told her, I said, you can miss by an inch over here. We'll be okay.
01:20:33
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but you missed by six inches. It's like, come on. well That might not be her fault. The man's been telling us for years that this is six inches.
01:20:46
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She might be confused. In some situations, if you missed... She's been married to a liar all her life. It's whole new party. like um and on Inches But it's you don't get pregnant.
01:21:04
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Everything's going to be okay. Wait, what? Please, the only six issues that won't get a woman pregnant is a credit card. yeah
01:21:16
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Interesting. You're welcome, Jedi. yeah like okay but he confused I don't know I fucking know.
01:21:27
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A credit card costs more than $3. Oh shit, Michael's got some DQ Blizzard over there. What did you bring first um well man yeah you bring me one? Is it bubblegum flavor?
01:21:40
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You brought it to me and fuck the rest of you. Have a suit. It's suit.
01:21:51
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Sue. I can't get him pregnant. My nuts don't i'll I'll remember that. When Arliss asked if anybody in the and the audience protested... Same here. Same here, Same here. fucking love that. child think she give Go back to where you got your nuts and exchange them.
01:22:14
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Sorry to walk on you. I got excited about it. like your brother invictuse to me. You got it. You did Fucking words. you got it you did it Fucking bro. to go with it.
01:22:32
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where's job walk walk walk birds are hard yeah what i i'm just gonna i'm just gonna go with it i'm just gonna go with That's it. Nickname is work.
01:22:45
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and Anyway, we can move on now. need to start a fucking Jaffade now. yeah je up i put in that are i'm catch you what you oh feel like we need to start ahing jeff say down slowly yes say hey no i started like what words are hard that's like saying i took viagra and i started talking like a marine oh you'd be surprised
01:23:27
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he's already talking whole cra on cra owes a you'd be fucking surprised charable You fucking kill me every time.
01:23:39
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That's what I came here for. He came here to kill you, Brittany. And they'll never find him. They'll never find him. don't need him. I don't know if that rumor's true, man. ah never finds him yeah a yeah you let her know like that and hundred i don't need stuff and so like oh my god i don't know if that rumor's true my man I don't hopes i say my like i
01:24:08
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ay I hope so. oh I don't have much. That's why you're poor, Brittany. You can't afford yourself. 35K at pop. They'll give you 35K per testicle. I'm selling both of them sons of bitches tomorrow. I could use 70K.
01:24:24
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His voice is going to be a little higher pitched next stream, but it's time. What's going on, Welcome to Nonsensical Nonsense. I'm glad you're here.
01:24:35
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I don't want to get a second job. That's link. Tell me where to sign up. Do they work on Sundays? They can have both of these sandwiches. I'm done. it's awesome i don't want to get a second job what's the link um sure tell me where tole it where do i sign up and i can they they work on sundays they andnna have both of so i'm done Oh, me. Oh, my.
01:25:04
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want one you want two so what one when we got you going out here oh me oh my It's illegal yeah and unsafe to sell testicles or any other human but organs for money.
01:25:20
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Both U.S. federal and state laws, such as National Organ Transplant Act, explicitly outlaw the sale of human organs and tissues. Violating laws can result in fines and abrisment. It's only if you get caught. You have to go to Epstein's island to be able to tell them.
01:25:36
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Robert just blew my got off the chain. Robert, you just blew my mind.
01:25:47
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it reminds me of that line from Super Troopers. the Boys, ever been to Mexico? maybe Right? Yep. God, that's a good movie. It's Jesus and his lamb. Oh, my God.
01:26:00
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it's jesus in his landmb
01:26:05
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Hey, Mandy. Mandy. Are you ready?
01:26:08
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Are you ready to go full Super Saiyan? Sure. Bradley, run! I say this. Last weekend...
01:26:20
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yeah that mandy are you ready are you ready to go full supera sure like bradley ryan we' say bradley i will i will say i will say this last weekend Last weekend, Bradley was very well-behaved and actually pretty funny last Saturday.
01:26:40
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Yeah, he's been doing good. That's why I was like โ I love how every time after Bradley's on, we do a parent-teacher conference. No, Bradley was really good last week. Bradley was really good. I got myself a cold spot. I'll be right back.
01:26:54
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every week You scared Mandy away, man. You just went down to a silver star. Hey, what up, Bradley? How you doing?
01:27:07
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but district proper impairment of western material hey What bradleyen why you doing? what's you doing i'm doing all right i got some hair stuck on my glasses it keeps tickling my nose it thinks i go back i'm all right old isn't that start on
01:27:29
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How old are you, Bradley? How old are you again, Bradley? 40. Are you really 40? 70. 40's club right here, buddy. No, no, no, He's not. I remember his name.
01:27:46
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No, no, no, no. I don't remember. Fuck. god sos I joke around too much that you'll never believe whatever I say. It doesn't matter. does You're like 30 years old.
01:28:01
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It doesn't matter. However old you are. Is it too late for abortion? To eat us the fetus? You know what I say? age ain't nothing but a number.
01:28:13
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Something like that. But you can't count. already got maybe You can count on me waiting for you in the parking lot.
01:28:25
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That was good. That is like I drive around in white van. and and and and And you know, for anybody who asks me why I can still carry it. For anybody who asks me why I have a gun and I carry... It's because of this guy down here in the bottom corner. Because he's in parking lots looking for people.
01:28:46
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And, you know, I may have to defend myself. Don't shoot me. Hands up, don't shoot. I'm white. I'm good. Don't try to glit-nat me.
01:28:59
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And you don't have to worry about getting shot. Motherfucker, do you need assistance? i always sorry about that yeahall I always open carry and I always get told to get my hand off my dick. So take it as you want. I feel like you should do some more open carrying around this part of my neighborhood.
01:29:23
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Wow. I would just be like, hey, sir, do you need help with that thing? so Elmer's quite debugged bunny on their ass.
01:29:34
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And here comes Johnny Donald. Hold on, Johnny. Can you explain that? What's up, J-Bones? Hunting rabbits. Hunting rabbits. The little cramping bitch from Florida.
01:29:49
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What she said. Making through the woods when the fucking barrel pointed out. deeper Easy for now. Sorry, I'm talking to y'all and the hubby. I was checking on him because he was hurt.
01:30:02
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he's prepared Is that like a Halo dress uniform? like Good eye, bro. yes convinced that's That's Fidel Baum's military blues.
01:30:14
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but is what is it what is but are the when you guys dress up What are they called? reenactment. yeah He's right, though. It's from Halo. Oh.
01:30:23
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continental reenactive whatever for being an actors was it yeah fun he's right there it from halo oh yeah Kind of cool, actually. You can't wear space suits all the time.
01:30:36
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But I like to be up in the fucking clouds. Come on now. I didn't even know Fidel Castro was in Halo. like You have to look really hard. You have to hunt him down. That's for all the things first and foremost. Thank you. appreciate that. Thanks for looking out for me.
01:30:51
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um appreciate that thanks for looking up for um Imagine what a piece of shit that would be to be debuted in a video game in Halo as as like the Halo cook.
01:31:04
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ah That was a shitty game, too. It wasn't even a good game. What if it was Robert Platinum? The new part 100. The new part 100. The new part 100. The new part 100. The new part 100. The new part 100. The new part 100. The new part 100.
01:31:20
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new po but fact the very place i got that bad was this
01:31:26
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Do have duct tape wrapped around the wrist? Duct tape works for everything, okay? Yeah, it's Handyman's secret weapon.
01:31:38
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True story. You know the great the the great thing about duct tape is... Sounds a lot like yes.
01:31:49
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i like to song about it duct tape Okay-do. Reports are women magnets. Robert down, Robert. Cigarettes, clothing, knowledge.
01:32:03
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black as down robert no ah like they morning i I would take ah like one hit of a fucking airport and be dizzy as fuck and just like we want to fucking throw up. So no. Not an after me. you're going to say is the Kavarsie.
01:32:25
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The Kavarsie. Kavarsie. Sorry. he spelled a wrong on Oh, gross. You spelled it wrong. You know the one thing about Disney? They'll never have a black Tarzan.
01:32:39
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Can you imagine that? Acting like a monkey in the jungle. like Oh, yeah. That would be crazy. so That'd be bold. but because then it wouldn't be mix should Always going to be a hunk. Although, knowing Disney and the Animal Kingdom racism.
01:32:59
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he was yeah monkeys although knowing gla then the animal kingdom racism Don't even get us started because we found out that that that that this gentleman in this top corner over here is is a specious.
01:33:21
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So don't even get us started on animal racism. yeah A what? A specious. They still could fuck up the reserve. He doesn't like cats? He doesn't like cats. Why didn't you call me that day? A fucking It's a species. Did you say species? You called me a species species. Yeah, anyway. Yeah. That one. That one is like one of them is sour.
01:33:51
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Fuck. yeah anyway yeah yeah why you a chicken is that that one that one is like one of them sorry book
01:34:05
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Robert Platinum, you get your audio fixed. You got to get up here on the panel at some point in time, bro. I'm uncomfortable with the weight. Bring him up with off sound and he can just charade whatever he wants to say.
01:34:18
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That'll be fun. we're He comes on doesn't work. can come on and just years ago
01:34:31
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There you go. You want to take care of the stream while we're at the wedding? I'm just kidding. What's that? You have two of those? Put them up your ass and walk on your elbows.
01:34:44
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hello I love you too, baby. I don't know why you're doing it. no Unless you just scored. That's why I flipped you off. Oh, yeah. I don't care.
01:34:57
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This is blubber-mastery, you know? Oh, hey. Come on now. Rick and I are just having hallway sex where you pass each other and go fuck you.
01:35:09
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i like to pull my own pork, you know what I'm saying? Okay, then. Ewok, wait, what? I choke myself when I click or bait. Choking the chicken does not count as actually choking yourself.
01:35:23
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That Ewok thing of
01:35:27
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think can what you want and then my bla choking the chicken does not count its actually choking yourself no like that eat walklk thing the e walklk thing kind of Has a question because wasn't Chewbacca an Ewok? And if all the other Ewoks were like two foot tall, but Chewbacca's like six nine does that make him it make him retarded?
01:35:52
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but somebody you said No, he's not one of those little tiny He's not an Ewok. He's a Chewbacca. He's a a Wookiee. Thank you.
01:36:03
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Fucking thank you, Michael. my He's not an Ewok. I always thought that Ewoks were Care Bears with your problem. Ewoks funny.
01:36:15
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What is an Ewok? Care Bears have sold their magical powers for meth.
01:36:22
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Exactly. That's a bad explanation right there, Michael. I like it. The Ewoks are way cooler than i'll do you i think they and you guys I dig it. Hey, guys.
01:36:35
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I feel like we have a bunch Ewoks on the east side of town here. yeah like but so hard You paralyze your computer. What? If the glove fits, you must acquit.
01:36:47
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That's all I'm saying. Oh. ooh oh I don't like to wear gloves. That doesn't make sense because you want it to fit because if it's too loose, it falls off and everybody's okay. Don't wear gloves. Just rub that shit.
01:37:03
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but If you're dirty, get a Wookiee now. a Wookiee. okay so yeah
01:37:18
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but thank you disney now is the woy Okie dokie artichoke. I made an anti-artichoke.
01:37:32
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He's short furry. Are you back on Ewoks now? don't know. I just read the comment and I said that's what she said, short and furry.
01:37:46
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oh and That's what she said. That's what he said. That's what he said, short and furry. I misspoke on purpose. It was a nerd test. be bad we all We all pass. we all I'm the biggest nerd in the room.
01:38:06
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i don't know about that, man. What is that? Captain America's shield. I'm a fucking geek. Glick is definitely not the biggest.
01:38:20
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I have a Superman slash Omega Red tattoo. Yeah, Marvel, DC, not even same thing. under I have a Superman symbol, and then I've also got the Omega Red on one tattoo that's now been covered up.
01:38:33
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Never mind. and Yeah, I've got the word balls tattooed on my balls. I label all of my opinions just to...
01:38:43
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he's wondering this new i i label all my pin just too I got the word blue on my face.
01:39:03
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As far as Star Wars goes, i'll go ahead and I'll say this and I'll die on this hill, but Jar Jar Binks is the greatest Star Wars character of all time. ah
01:39:15
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I said what said. Fucking deal with it, you fucking nerds. I think he's also the sexiest. The greatest Sith Lord of all time. He was like... this guys on earth I wonder what happened. you're my mut to just I don't think the world... He was like the desert city of Star Wars.
01:39:36
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Jar Jar Binks. I knew you were going to fucking say that. knew you were going to see that. ijo know Me so am the force. So Glick is the Jar Jar Binks of the nonsensical world.
Pop Culture and Humor
01:39:54
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Boom. I'm fucking Obi-Wan Kenobi-wan. Fucking I got the high ground Anakin you little bitch. I'll fucking stab you in your heart. be You have to find it first. I turned my heart off years ago.
01:40:12
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in this show what i'm saying This isn't worth my time anymore. Michael. You in this fucking stream, I'll end your life. This is fun. Are you okay?
01:40:22
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Yes. By the way. That's it. That's all. By the way, Friday, next Friday, um,
01:40:35
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by the way next friday next friday um ah Michael has a bedtime of midnight. We have to make sure he goes bed at midnight. Okay.
01:40:47
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I won't be there. I'll see you later. Oh, you're not going to be there next Friday? On Friday? when i have um Oh, yes, we already went through this. We already went through this. Never mind. Never mind.
01:40:59
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Yeah, exactly. Yeah. there real hook mixed the man walk exactly yeah ah yeah One of my exes gave me the nickname English shrimp. i would did I whipped it out. She said this is for the seafood lover. It's been five years. Wow. There's just some things. It's just TMI, man. Yeah. Have a good night.
01:41:30
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but they' system some things it's just t am i man t i'm good at the brother yeah kind gonna tomorrow we'll be starting at 12 30 talking a little fantasy whoa wait who just left i'm already oh lay meet his good gas and ti ends i got one and whoa wait who just left um ah ah pre valance yeah oh
01:42:02
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yeah oh a fuck yuggy o You know who has the best fantasy football is Bang Bros. so Whoa.
01:42:13
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Wait, hold on. Wait, what happened?
01:42:18
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but I feel like Blaze's background is what his mind is doing all the time. do Right now, for sure.
01:42:28
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For sure. right now. You don't have any weed, man. Let him enjoy his mushrooms. I am on that and that.
01:42:44
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a could well and something If you got the mushrooms, you know send me an email. You know what I'm saying? um Can you email mushrooms?
01:42:55
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didn't you If you're on mushrooms, you definitely can email mushrooms. That's true. What Bradley said, actually, yeah, you're not wrong. Bradley's on point tonight. All right, so... You can definitely eat on mushrooms. no i'm not sure Next weekend, we better be on motherfucking mushrooms.
01:43:17
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Oh, two. I'm going to be on mushrooms. That's going be fun. Yeah, you guys, you know, if you better know.
01:43:29
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If the opportunity arises allegedly, i would for that not not partake it.
01:43:40
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hu Are you watching Zoom right now? She's the double negative, so you know she's serious.
01:43:48
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think I ain't not. No. Don't do. Hold on. Hold on. What's going on? Hold on. What's going on? What's going on? I'm not doing it. Nate just woke up from his catnap.
01:44:02
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Wait. What was I dreaming about? but What was I dreaming about?
01:44:08
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Untrackable. Check the check the ah check the messages in the private chat. Check the private chat. Yeah. Check it. Check it. There's so many private chats. I'm losing my fucking mind, honestly. I can't.
01:44:25
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I say that because I'm actually meeting my plug on that next week. Yeah, I could probably mail you something. Mm-hmm. Big balls and sharp collars. Who decided with that fucking name, by the way?
01:44:40
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I don't know. It was It was you. That's that's so what we're talking about. this you actually You can actually look in the chat. ands If you scroll up, you'll see that it says Michael changed the name to the group.
01:44:56
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Shut up. What have you changed it to? I'm trying to be here with you motherfuckers, asshat. oh I'm trying to be here with you, motherfucker.
01:45:07
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Asshat face. Help me help you. heard love
01:45:16
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can I wait to just elbow right in the fucking temple. Do you know they call people asshat?
01:45:28
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Because they sit on their fucking head. No, it's because they got no back. Oh, yeah, okay. I've heard that
01:45:40
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oh yeah okay or not before. but I like Britney's description better. You've got your head so far up your ass, it's like a hat or something. Shit. she Things that nature.
01:45:56
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Oh, where did Mandy go? Oh, where did Mandy go? Oh, my horrible joke. Oh, Mandy. Peter Chomp. Peter Chomp. This reminds me of Daddy.
01:46:07
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I knew that was going. fucking knew it. Mommy. dady shark dude tv i knew that was going i fucking didn't knew it and baby mommy check d Yeah, fuck off, dude. I'm stuck in head.
01:46:26
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I don't remember, Chris. Baby. What's everyone's dinner report? Do you have children? Fuck, I don't know that shit.
01:46:39
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Everybody knows that shit. like a late lunch, early dinner. I had steak and taters and a salad. think Chips salsa. Sounds exotic. Salade.
01:46:51
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Salade. It is. What part of that is like exotic? I had duck salade. I'm actually a vegan, drink. What are you drinking? i had i had duck i had duck salae i'm actually a vegan so um i drink okay you drink so we got rid of that was the right decision law people out damn but but i'm sorry i'm trackable but if you say some stupid shit like that again
01:47:29
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Oh, I missed it. Well, some some people call themselves vegan because they eat chicken and it's like, oh, well, you know, they're organic and shit like that. And it's like, well. There's pescatarian where they only eat fish or whatever. Yeah, I don't i don't think vegans eat chicken at all. I think that's something else.
01:47:48
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No, of course they do. They don't eat eggs. They don't eat chicken. they like I'm a vegetarian, but I only steak. If the cow ate the vegetables for me. hope to be Well, then answer me this. Why do so many people suck dick? You know what I'm saying? They're not eating it. They're just sucking it. It's different.
01:48:11
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It's fun. It's like a lollipop. It's just. You can get a taste. You just can't eat the whole thing, you know? They won't eat a dick. They can eat vegans and cannabis. I bet vegans give the best head though because they can't wait for that meat. Yeah, if you tell them to eat it, don't eat a dick.
01:48:37
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It's meat outside their own species.
01:48:42
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brad Bradley seems to speak from first-hand experience. He said it's fun. It's fun. It's playing devil's advocate. Sure you are.
01:48:54
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A friend told Bradley that sucking dick is fun. He said it's a barrel of mungbina. I might not be a vegetarian, but I certainly am a vagetarian. A vegetarian. I don't know.
01:49:11
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any mean Shut up, Brittany. Let's just register in Brad and we'll see it. If I was a fucking dinosaur, I'd be a lick-a-lot-a-puss. I've heard that one and I fucking love it.
01:49:26
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The way he said it was the funniest part because he sounded gay when he said it. He's definitely not licking puss. That was his inner lesbian coming out. It was a nice twist on the joke. Yeah, that was it.
01:49:39
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Dude, maybe you need an application. Shit. but Maybe you need an application. What the fuck? Maybe you need an application.
01:49:49
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Hey, Chris Technician, eat my asshole. How's that sound? Fun. Gross. Well, Bradley, get in line.
01:50:01
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Bon appetit. It's a delicacy in some countries. It'd be nice to bring me clean. Stop, Chris technician. You've known me longer than you've known her ever. I've involuntarily seen you a wee bit of Chris technician.
01:50:18
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What? Wait, what? Tonight's such a TMI night. involuntarily senior weak k chris technician what wait what just look well tonight' subject tmi i Were you in the bathroom and you kind of peeked over? Is that what you're saying? It was not consensual.
01:50:44
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You also need Okay, this is a serious question. um okay When you're going to the urinals and there's other dudes next to you, have you peeked over?
01:50:59
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Nope. Well, I've been exhausted.
01:51:03
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I was too afraid to catch me. You don't peek over. You don't peek over. Blanche, you don't I love the difference. I do. I have collective difference. Hold on. Hold on. i have no but i would collective okay so hold hold on hold that Time out, time out. Hey, Brittany, I don't think you understand that not all men's bathrooms are created equally. Some have noodles. No, I do. Some have troughs. Yeah, have you ever seen those troughs? It's like in stadiums. I was fucking... I first saw it, I tried to eat out of it. Yeah.
01:51:40
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say He's dumping his Cheerios in that weird... there's there there There are rules in a men's restroom. When you walk into a man's a men's restroom and say nobody else is in there.
01:51:53
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don't You never peek over the wall. You never peek over the wall. No, you never go right next to somebody. If there's a bunch of urinals, you never go right next to somebody. It's like we have every other room. We gotta go every other room. I'll get shoulder to shoulder with you. I don't care.
01:52:10
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I'll get shoulder to shoulder with you. Come on, baby. Yeah. australia yeah yeah Also, they'll be the guy who goes to the middle. If they use the urinal next to me, I'll turn them go and go, hey, if you want to look at my dick, just ask.
01:52:25
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I love it. And that's you being gay. Yeah, that makes it not awkward at all. Hey, buddy. I just want to cozy up next to want your entire cool answer, please. but I just a little nice, bro.
01:52:38
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i just i just do a little nice bro What's up, Brittany? Right. You are like in like in a bathroom going good hashtag. what's up brittanney right if you are a ah like in a i like open check looker in a bathroom i'm going chance there's a du and a good hashtag You check.
01:52:59
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you like do you look at the dance de Tiny wankers. You always look at the dude. No, no one looks at the dude's dicks. Do you feel uncomfortable? Does it make it harder for you to pee?
01:53:12
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yeah Untrackable and I use the same urinal if we're in the bathroom together. I don't give a shit if someone looks at my dick. You fight streams. Yeah. No, you never cross streams. You never cross streams.
01:53:25
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Oh, yeah. It's teamwork. That's what streams are for.
01:53:32
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but I'm just there to... this is what I look at. yeah I'm just... ki It's the only way we can defeat the marshmallow man. I'm just there to piss.
01:53:44
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I'm just there to piss. If anybody wants to go home and have dreams about my dick, by all means, they can. i dream oh I find that fun because you see the and see the charts. There's three or four stalls or however many, and you walk in and somebody's standing here. Where where do you stand?
01:54:04
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I'll go stand right fucking next to him because I got a piss and I don't give a shit. Right, exactly. but Maybe I want to talk about the happenings of the day with the only quiet moment. That's some politics. Like having a good test with somebody. and i answer the finish chart are yeah There's no conversation. conversation.
01:54:29
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As I'm walking away, I slap him on the ass and tell him good game. last That's the last place you're going to get crazy on. It's Lick's 38 They all press charges, okay? Have you ever written your name in the snow with your feet?
01:54:46
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Yes. Yes. i win i knew a away I knew a woman that could. did it too. Your name was Holt. i've Okay, then now i've met two women that could.
01:54:59
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But I've witnessed one that did. witness I one that did. i can only do it when I'm drunk because I have a really long name. There's a lot of letters.
01:55:11
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My handwriting is very good. Untrackable. That's four syllables. You're right. Because I have a really long name.
01:55:25
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yeah You get gotta have a lot of ink in the pen to write along. Especially when you got a short pencil. yeah You gotta be ready to sign that Declaration of Independence if you know what I mean. You okay, he signed it so big?
01:55:44
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You wonder how... car you think anybody like these so big wonder you wonder how the like John Hancock wrote his name.
01:55:56
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Come on, John. We all got to sign this. Why'd you do that so big? What the fuck? Now we all get to turn real small around your big stupid man. She's like, John was a real man.
01:56:08
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He's the first one to sign it. i'in saded was a real man you let everybody's the first one decided just dog was She's like, oh my, Lance. I don't know who John Hancock is, but John was like, I got the biggest dick in the room, motherfuckers. And he signed his name And said, fuck all y'all. Nobody knows who he is or what he did in his history.
01:56:32
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Yeah, nobody knows who he I don't know say that about it, but it's pretty close. He's got the biggest name on the Declaration of Independence. What did Johnny and Kyle do before that? like you He was some random drunk guy that walked into the room and was like, we signed shit, man. Fuck yeah, bro. I'll sign it. Do you think he was the worst guy to sign it or the last? They're like, oh, look at all this room that's fine. Oh, definitely the first. He thought he was signing up for health insurance. He didn't even know.
01:56:59
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He was the first. 150 with the beef-inch tires on it. Tommy, what you doing over there, dog?
01:57:12
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Apparently signing something with my hand on my... oh he's just He just run into small country off the coast of Florida. Don't worry about him. yeah yeah perfect Michael, why you asking such hard questions on a Saturday night?
01:57:31
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and He's not even in here. Fucking bitch. Do you not realize the cocktail that I'm on tonight? Oh. Do you realize the cock that Blaze is on tonight?
01:57:42
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I mean, cock-tail. Cock-tail? Some nasty Nate shit. What kind of bird is that? I didn't know if that was a joke for me or what.
01:57:55
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Everything's joke. i don't know. They don't.
01:58:02
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I'm going to get my arranging glasses. I have countries in this case. He corrected me. Did y'all flinger it out? Did y'all flinger it out? What's all this thing? I'm going to get my spectacles. Hmm.
01:58:23
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what soul and my spectacles The Cheerio thing should be for Johnny Bongs because he's got the mustache for it. Cheerio. Cheerio. John Hancock is credited for saying he wrote his name so big because he wanted the king of England to be able to see it without his reading glasses.
01:58:46
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Yeah, look at this. He being considerate. He was being considerate. so like i said Nobody knows anything about John Hancock other than the fact that he wrote his name big.
01:58:57
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I'm telling you, he was some drunk guy that wandered in there and he was like... um know I'm with you, Gleick. I agree 100%. I'm going to sign my I'm going to draw a beside like you should never talk serious are in know because like can follow is but i want to say rick i want say great teacher keeping on the king of england I want to see teach American history class. It would be amazing.
01:59:33
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oh yeah I mean, how do i none of those kids are going to college, but they're going enjoy high school all day. They're not graduating. They're not graduating, that's for sure. Guys, I'll back after a while. Hey, hi, Macy.
01:59:46
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you know i'll be back after while be It's funny, like, ah you know, elementary school school, you take some sort of U.S. history,
02:00:01
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um ah ah what a they called it civics back in the day. You take world history, which has a lot to do with U.S. history. Glick had to go look up American history. it see and i have go up I did a very good job.
02:00:21
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I did a very good job in high school, but I got to college. it i had i had to take U.S. history three fucking times. Was it the same every time, or did they change it just to mix it up for you? You loved the slavery part so much, you had to hear again.
02:00:41
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Guess who won the Battle of Bunker Hill this time? Why is Brad the one getting me Bunker Buster? Surprise, as I'll Bunker your hill, bitch. shit. bitch, you're fat. Sometimes I feel like the most American. Bunker Buster. I'm a Bunker Buster. Oh. Is that Bronco? Call him Bluey109.
02:01:02
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yeah like a bronco call him call him blue one oh nine but
02:01:10
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Blue-109 is the nomenclature of the bunker bunker ball bunker bus bomb isn't that bull smart for us okay as an and that was ah that was an air force show go fuck your own go fuck your yourself say that's ah that's a militaryy baby i well Oh, they're going to have the bunker poster, but they've got proper case in the mirror. I put a bunker in myself like six times later tonight. I'm just saying. Well, can I do that on our OnlyFans? Everybody subscribe. five i forget i forgot I forgot who my audience wasn't. My bad.
02:01:40
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Who's my default? I'm about to de default all over here. What is that, Bradley? What is that? Let's see default go to advanced. he got to pay extra. Why does your unicorn have smoke?
02:01:58
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Is that a squishy ball? What? No. um You want to see Glick customize his default character? Go subscribe to the likes what's going on. Oh, is that?
02:02:09
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Wait, that's a bowl. Oh my gosh, the butthole is the motherfucking... That looks like a sex crime. That's so hard. That's so hard. Oh, now it's just murder. Now it's murder.
02:02:23
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but i How you doing, handsome? Wow. wow Too big. who gave Who gave the button controls to somebody? This is the You can't be having these hiccups. Don't worry.
02:02:45
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Daddy will fix it. I guess this i got this. I'll fix it. I'll make it right. That is dope as shit, though. Bradley's translating. This is Brittany's network tonight.
02:02:56
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Oh, gosh. It's fair that you like you owned a hotel or something. I have, actually, for a second. yeah Okay, renting a room does not mean ownership.
02:03:10
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But go on. No, no, no. Shut up, bitch. Shut up, bitch. Shut up, bitch. Shut up, bitch. I was like, And I said,
02:03:30
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Yeah. You really said that? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I said, bitch. I said, bitch.
02:03:38
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Oh, my God. She just jumped us. She did that. She did the other thing. I'm happy now. it really really mess It really is the Jedi Glick World over here on Saturday night. We drop shit that nobody else pays attention to.
02:03:56
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i honestly honestly the big The entire world is happening around us, Jedi. It's just you and I. and we They're orbiting us. We're not orbiting them. I feel like I'm in and out. and then out was so she said that yeah If you blink, you'll miss the good stuff. and That's what you've been doing. yeah know that you i am I'm in, I'm out, I'm in, I'm out, and then I'm finished. I'm in and out all over.
02:04:24
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Fair enough. Okay, Wick is priming what I'm painting, okay? He is priming what I'm painting. And you don't steal what my poppins. Dude, I swear to God that I don't steal my shit. I've never heard you say that ever, Brittany. I'm not stealing. I say that all the fucking time. I say that all the time, Brittany. I am a painter and I say all the fucking time.
02:04:49
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I've been painting these cabinets. I'm just free timing everything. I'm going to punch you in the default mouth. I'll just hit the reset button and go back to default settings. I free time in the default mouth all the time.
02:05:07
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that clean you know that mind have you have you seen Have you watched Wreck-It Ralph? Yes. There's that one spot where every time he gets the shit beat up, he just bangs himself and it puts him back to normal.
02:05:20
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That's all saying. Britney punching the shit out me. I just keep going back to default. Choose your fighter. An empty donut or whatever the fuck they call it. Oh my god.
02:05:28
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empty telegraphic or whatever oh my god Did Brittany just threaten to fish did I think she's going to fish you. I think she's going to turn you into a puppet, bro.
02:05:42
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I think she's going to fish you right your bubble. Yes, I'm going to work you from the inside. yeah yeah Come on, baby. Make me talk. You're going to go out and your ass. want to fuck you like an animal. I like a school animal. Great song.
02:05:56
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one cardde a lot great song but <unk> i mean the
02:06:10
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but anymore boy nope probably so
02:06:20
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okay and so we father the old jack reacher The old Glick Reacher. I just like the old Gooch around here. Maybe my red six coffee is bad. Glick is a Glick.
02:06:36
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like i mean my is but and i yeah think instead of tick I think of Glick and I'm like, oh yeah. Brittany's gonna become a numb, but a nun, because she's gonna like, I can never have sex again. She's a dumb nun.
02:06:55
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but I have been making my trust as we speak, so. move It's gonna be made out of barbed wire, by the way. glad very good news i like kind it i like it rough I would probably would probably join the church again if my nun was stoned. Do you know what I'm saying? Stoned nun.
02:07:20
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What kind of meat do priests need on Friday? Nun. Like in the middle of the street just, here's your rock, boy. Oh, I thought we meant the other kind of stone. I was going to say, I used to go to a church like that.
02:07:35
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Here's your rock, boy. Oh, my God. I don't know if that was a church, Johnny, but go on. Oh, my God. They used to have prayer meeting every Wednesday and we used to get stoned in the bell tower.
02:07:49
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Oh. In the bell towers. Yeah. Was that with Bruce Wayne? Oh, my God. This is a movie, Johnny. This isn't real life. I can show you the church. Bell tower. like this is a movie johnny this isn't real yeah the major loin there or something i can show you the church bell tower Bruce Wayne, please. Are you Oh, my God.
02:08:17
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The Hunchback of Notre Dame. I'm smoking me in Notre Dame. You want to go smoke a joint with me up in the bell tower? These are clocks.
02:08:31
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These are clocks. fucking I can hunchback a Notre Dame over here. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Come, let's go to the bathroom. You must snap it and break your neck.
02:08:49
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Dang, Johnny. Oh, it was fun. Every night was a challenge. Oh, my gosh. Should I see how I'm an albino?
02:09:01
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Nobody born like that. the they They break their back on purpose trying to get straight again. but sure yeah literally i went to church camp well i went every year can we know he probably this was not that but no there was a conversion camp this was not that britney oh i wasn't that one time at band camp exactly except in the church what one time at church camp
02:09:34
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i'm still I'm still mad at you. That poor guy was polite and nice and generous. He broke me a note. He asked me, Brittany, he dumped a milkshake on his head.
02:09:45
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I didn't do it. My friend fucking read the notes. He was like, hey, bitch. He was nice. he was he was nice He was like, He's like, hey, do you do oral?
02:09:58
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Yes, okay. hey Hey, little pretty girl. That sounds nice. would you Would you mind doing oral on me, pretty please? And you're like, milkshake to head, motherfucker. No, no, no, no. It wasn't even pretty please. And we were also like fucking, I was like 17. Please, Britney.
02:10:14
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He said, please, Britney, may I have some? Please, Britney. May I have some? Some slobbers. Oh, my God.
02:10:24
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but Can I have some stock open started quoting to my crew. He was like, would you like to check in with me and do your job? at point And at that point, I was kind of like, I wasn't super Christian.
02:10:45
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I don't want to go all the place on this, but I wasn't political and shit. I don't want to get Shut up.
02:10:58
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Did you know God? That's all that mattered. Yeah. Whatever. i just Did you know Jesus is our Lord Savior? I just said no. I was just a prude. I wasn't a slur at that point.
02:11:09
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slur? Yeah. Oh. ah this is She was not a swore. he It's a slut lord. butlo she said She said, I was not a swore.
02:11:24
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Yet. That's the fun part of the Bible right there. The slut lords are yeah the fun part. Yet. bri I love you and I love how you were like, yet. A landlord, but you pay rent for different reason.
02:11:43
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That my favorite part. What did you say? Wait. No. You said, you said, yeah, and I love that. What? You said, you said I wasn't a slur yet.
02:11:57
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Yeah. Oh, my God. I had my moment. Oh, it's like, i I'll be here first, but you have to wear this sheep costume. You know what i mean? Mm-hmm. Oh, you've seen our video, didn't you? It was a request, all right? It's not what why yeah picture It was a request.
02:12:23
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Oh, my God. Jedi figured out who just requested that video. It was untrackable. Uh-oh. u
02:12:33
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Not so anonymous now, are you? Untrackable. Not so un-trackable now, are you? Un-trackable. Sounds like ground like a pretty good thing.
02:12:49
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I was living biblically. I didn't realize modern forensics existed. to love robert Have a good night, brother. Be safe. Be careful out there.
02:13:00
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Those things always sneak up on you. Hi, Michael. It's kind of like Bucks. Oh, I'm Robert Platten.
02:13:10
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Butt sex always always sneaks up on you, but it's not great as long as you yell surprise first.
02:13:19
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Surprise. Dude. but It's a birthday party. Just saying. Surprise, butt sex. And bad decisions. Here we go.
02:13:33
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He's kind of excited. He's like this is gonna be a good time. He said surprise No, that's
02:13:45
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what's up show did that show me looking in the but plug buts oh no let's do it again what the clipping i like you gotta to get it clean somehow oh yes she's just Oh my God.
02:14:05
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Did that show me like a fucking degenerate? do you Who needs a Lysa wipe when you got a tongue? Bunch of fucking degenerates. I wish Bozog. If he was just listening to the show, what they would have meant. Oh no, they all tuned out already.
02:14:23
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Oh, my bad. Yeah, soap and water is a sin. yeah soap and water is a sin Hey,
02:14:37
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02:14:48
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02:15:02
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medication they're
02:15:12
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was so po for that but say medication they're on call caused them to salivate a lot so the grannies always spit on it who so popular wait so they spit on it and you don't have to pay no it's a it's creepy it was you know the word salvation or whatever but i got a toyota i hang a butt plug from the back of my car oh it costs extra when you have to use the defibrillator above your bed like a tree catcher i thought i made truck your truck
02:15:50
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yeah natural language but hearing in they yeah but i just like all like you back We need to start calling Saturday nights naughty nonsense for nonsense. Maybe.
02:16:07
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It's a British thing, Andy. I mean, what type of car would you have pussy lips from? I'm just saying. hu Huh? What? Pussy lips?
02:16:17
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Something about pussy lips. I know. I thought it was a car and pussy lips. shame Well, I'm just saying, if if you hang truck nuts, what car do you hang pussy libs from?
02:16:30
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If I had a truck, I would i would not have enough. That's labia flaps. That's on the back of the wheel. rash board. No. Grand Cherokee. smart car. A queef jank.
02:16:45
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a jeep grand cherokee know and that's a larger part a quifeing dog joy fuck
02:16:57
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ah But shut you got to put the metal claps on on the bottom that actually scrape the ground with sparks, and then you just stick bacon to it and drive down the highway, making everybody's easy. You to put two separate ones in the back so they all'll do this every time it go hits a bump?
02:17:16
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You would put one on a Volvo, but you would pronounce it Volvo. What's going on, geez? Ah, thank God. yeah
02:17:25
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what's going on jeeves how you been man long time no see what's going on we got the jehovah witness in there oh i used to chase them off my property get off my property oh my god i told you stay off my grass have a bag of rocks by the door you want to see biblical Oh, shit.
02:17:54
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I'm going to share the link. Next time they come talk to I'm going to share the link with them and be like, if you want to talk to me, this is my safe space. On Saturdays, come here. my fucking God. Make sure you have a bag of rocks.
02:18:06
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i'm going to share the link next time they come talk to me i'm go to share the link with them and be like if you wanna to talk to me this is my safeway on saturdays come here yeah see wait my amazing god make sure you have a bag of rocks electric the better run Don't make me get out my sleep. You're about to be a goliath.
02:18:31
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If there's any jade out there brave enough to come up here to right now, oh ae my God. I don't kick rocks anymore. I just throw them.
02:18:43
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yeah and to paul I I also collect them because they're cool ones.
02:18:52
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Wait, what did you just say? and so that's rock but wait who She she was a hippie. Yeah, basically. She's developed autism late in life.
02:19:04
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No, it was early. She's always had autism. Uh-oh. can that happen so early it was pre-tism i don't know i don't know about i don't know about the pism but she definitely has a couple extra chromosomes my dick always she collects them like the pokemon no it's spelled different autism is a u but this would be a w e
02:19:44
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I have to take you home and put you in bowl and keep you in bowl rock prison because I love you so much. was about to give him like so much props for being like, aww, that was cute, but then he was like, fuck you, now you're going to bowl prison.
02:19:59
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that is related I don't have my paperwork. Great, quickly. what i love I love this rock so much I'm going to capture it and I'm going to trap it in a bowl with a bunch of other rocks. You evil person, you. And shells, shells too. I have like my whole, like where my speedometer is, I have a bunch shells that I've captured.
02:20:25
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but don't have what shells i she covered She covered her speedometer with shells. So it's like, how fast were you going? I was going in a snail's face, but the snails covering 80 pounds of hell. Bitch.
02:20:38
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i was going me house per hour snale space i was going in a snail's face but the snails covering gens the nails be it be that's that ist exactly how That is exactly how Brittany talks to cops when she gets pulled over for speeding.
02:20:58
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How fast do you think I was going? Bitch. Wrong. It's Brittany, bitch. I'm Brittany, bitch. know She just takes one of the seashells off her dashboard. She's like, hold it up to your ear. It'll tell you how fast that's going, officer.
02:21:14
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she said she said She said, you think you're giving me a ticket? I'm giving you a ticket. Why? Because I'm Britney, bitch. It's Britney, bitch. It's Britney, a dead cicada also.
02:21:26
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yeah take no i and i have a dead cica also flew out You have a dead cicada like in your car?
02:21:37
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she's got some isn't leona i have a girlfriend or son one and Cicada, Cicada, let's call the whole thing. Oh, Leontay broke up with his girlfriend. She's a necro. Well, I know he decided to get bad, I guess, which is a drive-up. He decided to get bad. He was like, going to get bad. I'm a baby. I'm in my whole era. You're going to get bad.
02:22:01
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Anyways. i li and now i only have scarlet she has a fucking coolest what i have done fucking cicada and my fuck i just want you I just want you guys to know that
02:22:15
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brittany has made friends with two dead cicadas and she's created an entire world for her dead cicadas good My dad's a kid. They were going out. Just invest in Minecraft and call it a day. Dead Cicada wasn't even a blacklist program.
02:22:32
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Are you a part of the Dead Cicadas? Yo, Dead Cicadas represent. freaks Jesus Christ. There's whole movement. Shh, shh, shh, shh.
02:22:48
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For my birthday, I want, it's October 4th to 5th. It's the oddities thing. And I think, you do you see your pulse? But it's all like dead bugs and animals. Do you know the dead cicada handshake?
02:23:03
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Come on. There's different ones, man. I feel unsafe. just quick quick but But it's a bunch of art and stuff like that, too. What's the point, Jedi? Come on now.
02:23:19
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I feel like you just jerked us all off without us even knowing it. i Yeah, think I think you are something, Dragle. I feel like it was a surprise jerk-off with no finish.
02:23:30
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Yeah, hate surprise jerk-offs. We just got our dick shanked. We just got our dick shanked. Unstoppable coming in here, Pat. The finish you're supposed to do yourself.
02:23:44
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It's the surprise Cummings that are the worst. Fix myself! Mortal Kombat. Finish yourself! No! but your show no i don't move Finish him. Okay. Oh, God. Yeah.
02:24:10
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yes riley doesn't ask questions they say finish him and he just goes for gold and know um go that's gotta to be one of the best that combo lines and video good we all do job yeah and they done i feel violat good we all do john greatney moability there is what what we gotmo now
02:24:46
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oh yeah but you just like things like that Click that link there, bud. Moe Dog Jersey. What is up? Oh, imagine that.
02:24:58
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Moe Dog and Jersey coming in at the... At the same time. Moe Dog and Jersey fitting in a tree. Oh, my God. Did just go back to high school real quick? And hopefully you learned something this time, Blaze.
02:25:15
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Okay? I just learned... no novel You better be sharing purple crowns with her because that is our thing. Those are my purple crowns. I'm joking.
02:25:28
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It's cute. Reminded my own damn business. i Jesse! What up, bitch? Hey, you guys ever try ah any smokers out there? You guys ever try the Zyns?
02:25:41
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z y n I did they actually help they actually I used those to quit smoking cigarettes and eventually kicked that out of you. not good.
02:25:53
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they' They're very good, Brittany. Fuck it up. Johnny got out of the cage a little bit. Johnny got out of the cage. Without being able to strangle somebody.
02:26:05
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but Without these, I strangle somebody. Oh, this one. Bleeding them up, though. Brittany's into that kind of Fair enough. people should be sp People should not be spinning them on the ground. agree.
02:26:19
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All she's got to do is take the box away from me. but That's a whole totally different topic.
02:26:25
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No, the reason why I ask is because every time i buy cigarettes um at this one place that's close by, they give me a free pack. And so I've tried some threes and I've tried some sixes.
02:26:39
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And I think the sixes, like, they burn my lip. But the threes, like, you get a lot of flavor, but it'll spend... in the amount of time it spends in my mouth is probably what I would be sitting here would be like three or four cigarettes or something like that.
02:26:59
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Untrackable. No, no joke or exaggeration. The sixes almost gave me a fucking heart attack. Oh yeah. That's what I'm saying. like some My fucking blood pressure so far through the fucking roof. she said So which, which you like the most Johnny box? I stick with the fucking threes and I like the cinnamon.
02:27:19
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Oh, the cinnamon. yeah yeah i like moment mental straight up that's ah i was peppermant I was peppermint and I was I was sixes I got the threes in the spearmint and I got six in the citrus so maybe the six with citrus is why it burns so bad Brittany you should try the warm mint sauce oh my what the just say go ahead repeat it jackass What up, Butterfly Beauty? Jersey. What's going on?
02:27:56
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The woman, though.
02:28:02
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I have to. What the fuck? What did I tell you about that goddamn chicken? What did i tell you about that chicken?
02:28:13
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What did tell you about props? No, no. You were going to. Only use them in case of an urgency. Bad Bradley. No, no, no, no, no. When somebody else brought up choking that chicken, that's what he said. Are you saying I can't use any props?
02:28:28
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Oh, my God. Brad, don't you do it, Bradley. What? I don't anything. Don't you do it, Bradley. Don't do it.
02:28:40
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I know you're going to do something. Don't you do it. He will, too. He fucking going to. I got nothing my there like.
02:28:54
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hold up my one hand here as you can see me there look what's that heard he's holding it between his knees you saw me the whole time what did you do that with what did you just do that with my mind i can do a lot of voices so that i can do a train noise with my nose you want hear it again hang on i gotta hold my nose like this and i could do a train noise yeah and i'm not holding no no no what like this that shit the train was like funny I feel like that noise came out of his leg. good thing I didn't bend over and my who made that noise.
02:29:44
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ha just let me have my way with it it might somebody just got a blow hard enough johnny ah i think food has offered me something I think Bradley just offered my whistle something. Spread it by your butt.
02:30:01
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I'm going to... Remember, Bradley, as long as you yell surprise, it's not great.
02:30:08
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and get you on a pointer for that spread about your butline i go know a are you giving a card of how you win with yeah
02:30:20
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remember remember bradley as long as you ye surprise it's not great Okay. Surprise! No consent needed if you yell surprise. Surprise, motherfucker! Surprise is a consent. That's what you get. Just the words I need to hear. You're pushing the face. Just the words I needed to hear. No consent.
02:30:44
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No consent needed when you yell surprise. So wait, so in the moment I don't think that's going to hold up in court. So when I hear Glick, so when I hear Glick yell surprise, I punch.
02:30:56
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I mean, you're so surprised. I automatically i duck. You're going to jump out of nowhere and yell like you're doing the Discovery Channel.
02:31:08
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No, no, no, no. You duck because you're trying to aim your butthole for the fist. Oh! oh you will There won't be no ducks if there ain't no... like how you did a Civil War reenactment for that too, Brittany. It's not a duck. It's a spread. and spread. That's a spin and spread, Brittany. I said I'm going to duck and grab them. Gotcha, bitch.
02:31:31
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I didn't say was spinning and spread. Come on. Come on, Brittany. Oh one purpose in my butthole and it was bi accidentive and that's my story and i'm sticking to <unk>s legends and what no kinksha no kid shamman here hashag no kink sha and and no consent hate him setting up your story past out you'll surprise um a seeing that's switch
02:32:03
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there oh but okay but anyway I'll tell you what 100% of the time surprise and chloroform works.
02:32:17
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but but but but but it's a different Hopefully we find out next weekend. He'll give you a night. He'll give you a night. You'll never remember. fifty fifty oh Oh my god.
02:32:33
Speaker
The trash can is going to be filled. in bag that I'm to chloroform Brittany and stuff her in trash can. She's to wake up and go, am I late for the wedding? What happened? know you'll never remember and a feeling you'll never forget.
02:32:49
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Why am I in a trash can? What the fuck? No, she'll wake and be like, not again.
02:32:57
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A night you'll never remember and a feeling you'll never forget. oh my god, why was this why was that so amazing? um Because I don't know what the law is.
02:33:08
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oh my god. I need some more fucking coffee. I'm going
02:33:18
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to need a lot more fucking coffee. and we're gonna I'm to take some pictures. Blaze is going to take some pictures. richard ah What? I'm doing what?
02:33:31
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I'm going to take some compromising pictures of Michael. Oh, the wedding. Yes, pictures. Pictures will be taken. Oh, my fucking... I he was even getting married.
02:33:46
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Okay, what's happening again? I couldn't remember. I'm getting married. Nobody paid attention to what I said, but you got it, Jeff. I appreciate you.
02:33:58
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Yeah, Jedi is always on cue. probably Wait, who's who who's getting married when? What's going on?
02:34:09
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Exactly what we would expect from you, Blaze. yeah It's going to be amazing. Y'all take me too serious sometimes. Y'all know that? ju we Yeah.
02:34:24
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We know everything that you're putting down there, Blaze. Don't worry. oh there I'm painting what you're priming. Mm-hmm. She's so bitter. I'm priming what you're painting. literally like i had never heard that before. and then hearing me Sometimes.
02:34:45
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you know what you do, Jedi? You hit her with the old Uno reverse. I'm priming what you're painting. Oh. Oh, God. that just I'm brushing what you're thinking. can I think Brittany just had a of reverse orgasm.
02:35:01
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It's like if you stuck your orgasm back in. Oh, my. Copyright infringement. ah No copyright infringement there. I'm rhyming with your painting.
02:35:18
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Jesus Christ, Brittany. Is it a full moon, Brittany? You're transforming. all like right um i was good Life isn't Uno. Yeah, life is Uno.
02:35:30
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yeah life is you know I'm like Hot Rod, Rowdy, Rowdy Viper. Just when you think you got all the answers. Life is Uno. You only get to do it once. Life is Uno.
02:35:42
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Yeah, man. I always, always got the Uno reverse card in my back pocket. these like play on our hes hu that I'm the fucking wild tiger.
02:35:54
Speaker
What else you got in your pocket, Glick? I'm the Joker. Wouldn't you like to find out Johnny Bones? You're sitting right next to him. or twenty non bomb You can find out what I got in my pocket on the Lazy Glicks OnlyFans page. $19.99 a month. It's a bargain.
02:36:12
Speaker
ninety nine nine month it's a bargain ah he joe jumper I'm sorry. Don't be knocking when you find out who your subscribers are.
02:36:24
Speaker
I don't care who my subscribers are as long as they're paying for it. Doesn't matter. Money's money. So many fun things here. It's amazing. Money is money.
02:36:36
Speaker
I think I need to have an OnlyFans. and and And the only followers I've had on my OnlyFans have been dudes. You think I'm upset by it? Hell no. You want know why? Because money is money, baby.
02:36:48
Speaker
Money is money, baby. It all spins the same. It don't matter if it comes from a dude that's gay. life matter the sex Doesn't even matter what it's nice like it like. please It's like... Apparently I am a bear in the gay community.
02:37:04
Speaker
I think that's a good thing. Sometimes. next are we No tweak is not good. Well, I mean, it is good for whoever likes swings, but I'm yeah i'm a bear. I think I should... If you were gay. dafully Thank you. feel poor Thank you for putting me... Yeah, thank you.
02:37:24
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<unk> I should do an OnlyFans and just mow my lawn every week. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. Only lawns. Dude, people know there's an ass for every seat, man.
02:37:35
Speaker
There's an ass for every seat. Jedi. I was told that I should be mowed. Only grass. Only grass. That's like a study. yeah Only grass. Oh, man. Yes.
02:37:50
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yeah He's going to mow his grass while he's high. If you called it only grass, I would figure it out. there so
02:37:59
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Oh my. We've killed Brittany. You bastards. Oh my. Oh my. There's a trolley coming. sp please I'm not stealing your thing. It just makes you laugh every time you say it. Oh my. Oh my.
02:38:23
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So thankful that we get to this time. Put your sleep apnea mask on. Yes, the the the trolley arc is has come to a conclusion on content. and Although it was fun.
02:38:36
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we We might revisit That website is fun. I'm having a lot of fun on there. Apparently I'm an asshole. What's a pick for? It's okay. sure y'all yes jersey you what jersey said make sure y'all
02:38:54
Speaker
Yes, I agree. sure you Subscribe all the things make sure you guys share yeah je I don't know what that means You're an asshole No
02:39:09
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yeah yeah yeah that like nobody knows like i get killed wait do i like get a haircut glit your haircut
02:39:19
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no If was here, ah yeah it's it's totally not. That's the last person to judge anybody by the way their hair looks. Have you seen the head of hair yet?
02:39:31
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Fucking shit's missing. actually i i be the I'd be the last person to judge somebody by the their hair looks. Jedi, you know if you ever wanted hair. I'm overdue for one, so I can't judge. His hair is completely even.
02:39:44
Speaker
achievement but look I would also donate my beard to you too, if you needed it. That's already my sleeping bag. That keeps me warm. I know. I know. all All my beard hair and everything, i I make sure I send to you every month. I put it in a Ziploc baggie and I mail it to you.
02:40:03
Speaker
And it keeps your drinks plugging up when you shower. it's a win-win. Yeah. yeah oh I mean, it works it works the same, right? Because I shaved my pubes and glued them to my face. So if I shave those off... yeah works Is that why your breath smells that way? why Wait, hold on. When are you smelling his breath and why?
02:40:28
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That was quick, Bradley. That was good. That was quick. go egg hold double He only smells my breath when we kiss. No, it's when we stand next to each other at the urinal.
02:40:42
Speaker
yeah measure isn't that that but usually Yeah. Standing after to each other, that's what they say. Since there's no partition here, you mind holding my hand?
02:40:54
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You know, the one that's not holding my dick? yeah e That's why I'm like, hey, Bradley, how are you doing today?
02:41:05
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You look kind of dehydrated. That's kind of orange.
02:41:13
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is is it Are you coming?
02:41:18
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It's scary if it is, but that's how I think. I don't know what you're doing. Yeah. It seems like every time those two are in the bathroom together, i i ruin their moment because I run in and yell surprise.
02:41:33
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Oh, and then we get buttfucked. yeah what am i What is going on right now? Straight prison style. Oh, bypas al store play ah usually show gravity handle the well I and grab me a beverage. If I come back and this shit's still going on, I'm going away.
02:41:57
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but I mean, if i wanted to do the if I wanted to do the fucking, I'd go into the women's restroom. I'm just saying. Oh, they're boring. Why are you taking a dude in the room? I used to clean bathrooms, and I will tell you. He could get away with it. He's like, I feel like a woman today.
02:42:17
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I feel like a woman.
02:42:23
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I have that be the background song to my TikTok.
02:42:28
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To my TikTok. I identify as a woman. We know. i identify as a woman we know
02:42:41
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No, no, for real, no. I thought he identified as a failed abortion. I'm so confused right now. What's happening here? The movie's called, what Hanger?
02:42:53
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Yeah, that's me. It's real. It's a real movie about abortion. There's going to be a sequel because they left it with a cliffhanger. These single-occupant bathrooms.
02:43:07
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the sink you in ba And, you know, one's labeled men's and one lay is labeled women's. But the way they're all the same.
02:43:18
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one ah other But that's the thing. It's like they are both. Oh, oh god yeah Except for one is right-handed and the other is right-handed.
02:43:37
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And I'm like, well, you know, if somebody's occupying the men's, you know, this one's a single use too. what's What's wrong with it? The label. It's like, I'm going in that bitch and I'm going to blow it up.
02:43:49
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Not scared of a women's restroom.
02:43:55
Speaker
not scared of old briman's rest Yeah. People in there that are scared of you. That's the problem. No, i owe just actually why I'm scared. I'm of my women's dressage. You should be scared, bitch. And the reason I am, because as somebody who's worked in building maintenance for a long fucking time, and and I'm sorry, ladies. I'm sorry. Brittany, where'd you I'm sorry, ladies.
02:44:20
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ah but I mean, no disrespect, but y'all some vile fucking creatures. You grody, bitch. Y'all some goddamn monsters in the women's restaurant.
02:44:32
Speaker
Yeah. They hit tampon races where they fling their tampons against the wall and watch them slither down. Okay, okay. Brittany's getting offended. Let's hear it. I was bouning clubs a and them women's restrooms were the most vile, disgusting, and strict cities.
02:44:50
Speaker
They practice giving birth out of their ass. Exactly. that's how That has nothing to do with work, though. But if you're in like a motherfucking warehouse or whatever and you have to wear fucking work shoes, all the bathrooms are going to be gross.
02:45:08
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ah were no we're not just coming with i don't talking about women um and I'm not talking about what's on your I'm talking about what in those What do you do? What are your women doing in the clubs and in the workplace? What are you doing, dude? Don't dude me.
02:45:25
Speaker
Don't dude me, bruh. I've been fucking dude you the fucking day, dude. Oh, Brittany. Hulk smash. You're about to get the the grin elbow yeah ceiling fromli' elbow I'm j it like which just Maybe I will. Maybe I'll suck four or five of them.
02:45:55
Speaker
What are you go to do? You're going to judge me? What's up, MoDog? What up, beefs? MoDog, how you doing? How you feeling, bro? You fucking douchebag. but a baby but januarying you feeling andro fucking doucheba
02:46:12
Speaker
Why do you... Like, Moe Dogg literally just got here and you gotta call Fuck you very much, Brittany. Jesus Christ. What is your problem? you always give me shit, man. I'm just messing with you.
02:46:27
Speaker
My shit's all fucking swollen, man. What, your dick? yeah gonna Did you go get it checked out or anything? or yes Yeah, i went I went to, I don't have any healthcare care insurance right now, but I went to like Kroger Little Clinic.
02:46:42
Speaker
They put me on some antibiotics two days ago. But I was showing Jersey today, like the shit's swollen up here. You can't really see it on camera. No, you can kind of see Well, yeah, it's it's swollen like a motherfucker.
02:46:57
Speaker
And it kind of hurts talk, so i don't know how long I'll be on here, but I wanted to hop up for a bit. That's nuts, man. I've been there. Get off. Get off. If nothing else, to have a drink with Glick and gloat about my Bengals kicking his browns' ass last weekend.
02:47:12
Speaker
Cheers. Oh my god. Cheers. what's You guys lost. and One point. One point. that that You guys couldn't even beat us. A fucking W is a W, man.
Health Concerns and Humor
02:47:28
Speaker
A W is a W. is i I agree. W is a W. Hell yeah. I've never made It was the fucking Cleveland Browns kicker that beat the Browns. My god, dude. You missed I even told Jersey that. I was like, we really should have lost that game. I said, but next time I see Click, I'm still going to fuck with him about it. You've got to fuck with him. He deserves it. is It is what it is. you know it's It's a loss. yeah It is what it is. It's a win. i It was a win.
02:47:57
Speaker
It was a win. at At the end of the day, joe Burrow is still Myles Garrett's bitch. I don't know how many times Myles Garrett sacked him. 47 and a half times or something like that. I don't know. Don't matter. oh matter ain't Game ended with one of these, man.
02:48:12
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Yeah, it did. It was such a bullshit. God, are you kidding me? It was like Cleveland couldn't have done anything more right in that game And then there's this fucking rookie kicker who was perfect in preseason.
02:48:28
Speaker
Yeah. Perfect in preseason and the son of a bitch couldn't hit the broadside of a barn. and And that right there is why I don't fucking pay attention to preseason. That's exactly why I don't watch preseason. don't either. I watch preseason because I like to see the rookies and the new players and stuff like that. Like, I don't take any. much a little bit There's no substance in preseason. Like, you know.
02:48:47
Speaker
it's yeah i' i didn't mean to turn it turn it into foosball and shit i just want to come up and tell you thanks for thanks for hell man hey hey it's go get some breasts if you can i hope you feel better because i know that tooth pain is like one of the there's a work motherfu yeah's so i'm up rest if you can Oh, dude, i I spent... What was it, babe, yesterday?
02:49:13
Speaker
i but I spent, like... I was only out of bed yesterday for probably about an hour and a half. i was in bed the whole fucking time, man. I was just like... Blaze has seen me up here on a Saturday night with my tooth... And I got a beer can in the entire night, like, on my face. like Yeah. because my i got I got a molar back here. Like, the front part of it is, like, broke off.
02:49:37
Speaker
Like, right where it meets the tooth in front of it. yeah So I'm like very fucking religious about like, you know, squirting it out anytime I eat try to, you know, get shit out of it. But I felt it coming on.
02:49:48
Speaker
And that's why i like, I went tried to get on like antibiotics, you know, ahead of time. So this shit didn't happen. The health insurance shit doesn't help either. I don't have any. I don't have any right now. That's what saying. Me neither. That's going through That's what feel, dude.
02:50:05
Speaker
I hope you feel better. It sucks. And then Jersey's freaking me out earlier. She's like, I'm worried. That shit's fucking... It's twice the size, man. I don't want you getting septic. and Can you breathe? Is your throat closing up? I'm like, goddamn, shut up. You're freaking the fuck out, man. Yeah.
02:50:18
Speaker
It could go into your brain and shit like that. a gel makes... orel makes Your Two really good mouthwashes.
02:50:34
Speaker
No, we said the throat thing because you can't see it here. But, like, I don't i don't have, like, a double chin that hangs down. And this shit, like, when I was brushing my teeth, it was like, like, fucking back and forth like a fucking turkey and shit, man. I was like, that's all good, man.
02:50:49
Speaker
Ain't that big a deal. I hope you feel better, dude. i got I got my nurse keeping me on track and shit, man. She's like, want you to list all your fucking medications, the times you're supposed to fucking take them, send me the fucking screen notes.
02:51:02
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She didn't. did it intentionally. It's all good. I love that. Yeah, she is. i just want to come up say hey. know I even asked her, I was like, can I drink tonight?
02:51:13
Speaker
it Is that allowed? She was like, yeah, it should be fine. Cheers.
02:51:19
Speaker
i help Alcohol will help get that infection out. and function No, it doesn't. Honestly. i have Yeah, it does. and yeah it does That's what they used to use back in the day. In westerns.
02:51:33
Speaker
In westerns. In western he was certain time time less certain times, it's that bad where it's infected, I'm telling you, like alcohol does not help because it keeps you awake.
02:51:49
Speaker
You just need to get some rest, drink some water. ah Dude, I have teeth problems. so like Yeah, that's how I drink is water all day. so You're talking about yeah so Yeah, I'm not going to sit up here and get drunk, but I might um might have ah glass with you guys. It's the talking thing, because moving the jaw and shit.
02:52:11
Speaker
I got a very high fucking pain tolerance, so... Yeah. yeah what when When I'm feeling pain, it's it's there. You're going to fucking know it. I told her, I was like, if this shit have happened when I was like still in the core and we were out in the field or some shit, I'd have just had a motherfucker punch me in the face as hard as he can and break that shit up.
02:52:30
Speaker
Yeah. I mean, that can still be arranged if you want. You're not that far away, my dog. might might Might take you up on it, man. I mean, if you frank week out i need me to,
02:52:41
Speaker
If you need me to we can we can melt the crowns or we them the blender and make a purple smoothie. You know, so that we can still enjoy our purple crowns together. Yeah, i definitely can't chew anything. different MoDog, I got something to open your throat. I got what you need. little smoothie party. I fucking knew he was going to say some shit like that. I love that intro. I love that intro. I just want to say, probably the most glorious thing that Scotto has ever done is show up here in a fucking pervert loop.
02:53:13
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to fucking t-shirt. fa that's That's my favorite hoodie that he has. ah he like waits for it. He's like, this is my moment. you unique man high Let me see the nails.
02:53:26
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Let me see the nails. her quiet but on Calm down, princess. I got i got a full screen. That's my favorite color. on we oh yeah ah we out oh I like those.
02:53:40
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name get us and Got you a cocaine fingernail there, man. Yeah, that's great. Yeah, he does. I don't know why she did this, but she it's this finger. This is the one that she made the largest, just like giant. Like, I'm going to poke my eye out. I know I'm going to be, like, scratching my eye, and I'm going to to go to the fucking doctor. It'll happen. You're just supposed to tickle the prostate, man, not pierce it.
02:54:02
Speaker
There you go. Now he sells me. Now he sells me. Well, now i can put a hearing in here.
02:54:14
Speaker
here's I am not stubborn as fuck. You're crazy. Yes, you are. That's okay because and I'm a man too and I'm stubborn as hell. Yeah. i but pettra Good to see you.
02:54:27
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I like to think I'm not stubborn. What's up, y'all? Y'all doing good, man? Yeah. and complain Having a good weekend? Well, I'm fine. um I'm also having a kind of a ah tooth problem, too. I don't know if you all want to hear. and It's actually kind of happening right now. Oh, oh, oh, oh.
02:54:49
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What the fuck? i pause I knew there was i knew there was a fucking
02:54:56
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I hate him. I'm not hating it. I hate him. I hate him. I hate him so much. He's dead. I love it. I love that shit. He's talking about the use of props. I'm mad. God damn it, Blaze. Don't fucking ag him on, man.
02:55:22
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ah what yeah and from ah hundred don want to giant why hair butter but get back on up your yearss cheers it now yeah
02:55:43
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No. Refuse to say that. I refuse to cheers him. I said, no problem.
02:55:54
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He couldn't help by himself. but Where's the boss? Where's the boss? Turned them into something else real fucking quick.
02:56:06
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oh yeah What's in the box? Thank you, Jedi. Nobody else got that. What's in our box? We don't need that. Oh, my God. We don't need that. We don't fucking need that.
02:56:21
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We have each other, and that's all that matters. I started to say untrackable. Who's getting ready to beat the fuck out of your ass with a shovel, man? Oh, God. Snow shovel. first kind.
02:56:35
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sonic The kind. no No props. I got my props. It's the wet bandit. Why else would you have a snow shovel North Carolina rather than to beat somebody's ass? You know what I'm saying? and yeah ah noing it my frames worth bucker It snows in North Carolina like once every years.
02:57:01
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yeah where you got to get a beat it nosedown situation No, I used that to scoop up the beer cans at the end of the night.
02:57:11
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but Work smarter, not harder. I swear to God, I used to do that in my garage when i lived in South Carolina. I had a snow shovel, and that's exactly why I had it for, it was beer cans after a night of periscoping. Oh, God.
02:57:28
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Because I didn't have a trash can like I do now. I was i was not civilized. I was uncultured. I was a funny. don't He was still living in his cave at the time.
02:57:39
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I never would have noticed. I was living in the garage. I was literally living in a garage when I had this big, beautiful house, but I lived in the garage. it It turns out it is what it's like know i got this I got this cute little trash can next to me and when it gets filled up, I just, you know, um I'm hammered already. So it trash can doesn't matter anymore.
02:58:02
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I just set them down, stack them my mike my what My ex-girlfriend is still hanging out. What's going on? ah Oh. It smells the same.
02:58:18
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Hey, I will say that that is beautiful pussy. I'm sorry. That was a call for it.
02:58:29
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Oh, man. She's fucking listening. yeah Oh, ouch. Ouch on you. Yeah, she'd probably just laugh at it. She'd probably just laugh at it. It was just a joke.
02:58:40
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Glick single again. I was only joking. What the fuck did you just say? What the fuck did you just say? I called her a trash can. Sometimes.
02:58:51
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Who said what? Jesus Christ, what are you so mad about? Oh, sorry. She's listening. This going to live. Like Oscar. Oh my goodness. Fucking twat.
02:59:04
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this is this is brittany's new home right here this is where it should be live yeah like oscar extra sound my good talkingwa her What did you say? Twats?
02:59:19
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Twats. Twats. When I would backyard wrestle, I would hold up a chair and my friend would hit the chair. yeah, went head-to-face. I'll fuck that. Uh-oh.
02:59:31
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Fuck all y'all. Fuck. Why am not surprised, Bradley? Well, Bradley...
02:59:40
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What's up? Bradley, why am I not surprised she backdoor wrestled? Did you backdoor wrestle? Did you wrestle for the backdoor? Were you wrestling in the backdoor? That's actually for me.
02:59:53
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Is that where you pin him down and slip it in? No. My friend's dad would wrestle. My friends and I used to take off and yeah ri close friend of suburbs Bradley said, fuck it, I wear thong, not a sling it or sling it or whatever the fuck those things are called. Yeah, single it. Single it. Single it. Single it. Bradley comes out a thong and fucking pasties on his nipples and shit, man.
03:00:25
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I don't remember that so look who showed up to the party with his butthole pre-lubed. He was like, it's already lube, boys. yeah Yeah. I was like, I appreciate the guy like that.
03:00:36
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i just i got but I got invited to almost every ah high school sport. They were like, hey, why don't you try out for football? Why don't you try out for baseball, basketball, soccer, ah wrestling, and stuff like that. It's like, you're tall, but you've got a low weight class.
03:00:51
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And I was like, because I always have a boner. Oh. but See, what I'll do for you is I'll eat a bunch of lube. I'll sit on lube and make it almost already lube. My mind will space out for a moment and then know it'll like zone back in. That is pretty smart. Whatever the fuck is he's saying. The boner cloud got you back to life, didn't Blake? Oh, my.
03:01:20
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You playing basketball with a boner?
03:01:24
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Blaze got bonered by Untrackable. I mean, that's one way to hand out the towels to the team, man. That was the worst joke that I'm talking about. Take it off the rack, boys. Take it off the rack.
03:01:41
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Just because you didn't understand it does not make it a bad joke for It's like it was It was so restricting. It's like, you know, let let your freak flag fly, but at the same time. <unk>s Playing off the end of it, you mean.
03:01:55
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i I can't win a match having an extra appendage. You know what I'm saying? The best way to get out of a wrestling hold is to put your finger on somebody's ass. Depending on the angle, it might give you the leverage you need to win.
03:02:08
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Yeah, that's what they say.
03:02:16
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a they call him They call him the four-inch bandit. thank I love how you write geometry into this.
03:02:26
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Hey, we're making geometry sexy again, guys. Hey, you're acute. Fuck.
03:02:34
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you're acute um You motherfuckers egg him on. I can see the gears turning and shit. Stop it. Knock it off. I like it though.
03:02:49
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It's funny. Something happened. Damn it. knock it off but i like it though it's funny kind of doesnt happen since y'all lock there fucking geometry jokes let's go what you and see see i'm trying to these ah these assholes encourage deal sorry propinan
03:03:20
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like get control your panel yeah would without working him in not li not the door with your and like not be only night hook i am not letting people in here oh man who you know I have tried to range him in, and I have tried to control Bradley.
03:03:40
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This is not going to be a panninger for us next week. I don't think he's done anything that's that's not... no he hasn't done anything. awesome He's constantly getting a report card. I just love it.
03:03:53
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What are you trying to do with your asshole, Clay? You know what? Tonight, he's he's a solid B+. plus okay a you Thank you so much. the same conversation.
03:04:06
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fidel onces it had to happen Bradley, you've definitely been elevated since like from like a month and a half ago, two months ago. I feel like Johnny Bones is the principal, you know? He doesn't believe in me. I don't know what I'm doing or anybody else. Nothing but belief in you, Bradley. I believe in you. yeah yeah You can be anything want to be as long as you put your mind to it.
03:04:34
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However, however, okay I'm going to be here. To bring you back down to reality if you overstepped. Daddy's gonna be in there. Just to battle the egos.
03:04:45
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got but it the battle he know to If daddy has to put you over his knee, then daddy will, and I'll punish you. yeah I don't. Why would you have to punish me? And you can see it on our OnlyFans. We can't be giving this away, Will. Come on. We're trying to monetize this shit. And Scotto is daddy, by the way.
03:05:05
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Scotto's got a special paddle for you, man. Scotto is actually daddy. Thank you very much. That's right. I got you, girl. got you, girl. i got you girl i got you girl yeah now I got you, girl.
03:05:21
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Oh, my God. I love you. You leave us a alone. leave us alone.
03:05:30
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I mean, i've been I've been waiting to get punished for a long time. He's been acting up just for the occasion. Jersey.
03:05:41
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Attractable is like, paddle me, motherfucker. Goddamn right your daddy. You guys are welcome. Hey, how's it feel to have daddy status, Moe Dogg? I thought you were going to say daddy issues. That's what I thought he was going to say, too. What's it like to daddy issues? Yeah. Well, me tell you what it's to have daddy issues. You wind up with a guy like Scott. It's 4 o'clock in the morning. You're on his couch.
03:06:11
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I don't know. Next thing you know, things happen. The casting couch. Nobody says surprise. Carpet's all slippery and shit. Empty fucking tubalube laying there. Are you projecting? Depending on the time of day.
03:06:26
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Yes, please. I am, David. Get up, take a piss, walk all bow-legged and shit. No. Casting couch. um Exactly. the The key is if he lets you.
03:06:40
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The last thing I remember was Scott and I'll make you famous. And I was like, ooh. Brittany, you said something to me earlier and I didn't catch what you said. <unk> i mean, it was like seconds ago,
03:06:58
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that's three life i looked me some sco i said word want i want to like Words? its it difficult yeah the The key is if he if he lets you sleep on his camera.
03:07:13
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Which means um there's a chance you may not sleep, but you will still be on the couch. You know what I'm saying? o so Yeah, yeah, yeah. Finding a pillow. maybe Maybe it's more like pass out from exhaustion. Maybe it's something like that, you know?
03:07:30
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Yeah. Dude, Scott, oh I want to get house done Scotto, I'm not going to say you came up in conversation with me in Jersey earlier today, but you did. no yeah I was like, look, I was asking her, i said, do you think it would help if I did shit like this? And like, stretch stretch my jaw out, make the infection. You know, like, she's like, I'm telling Scotto. I was like, fuck you. i Scotto can help with that.
03:07:56
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You'll be fine. Here's he had my back. Here's he got my back. Dude, I, God, I would love to fucking help with Scotto. Fair enough. Fair enough. No, I do, like, I'll talk to my friends I'll be like, I need to tell Scotto about this. It's like, that's something.
03:08:14
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Fuck, dude. I'm gonna my nails done. That's why. gonna get my nails did. gonna get my nails did. could sleep on Scotto's couch and any day because then I knew I was satisfied. You know what I'm saying?
03:08:27
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Damn Skippy, motherfucker. Damn Skippy. What's funny what's funny as scott is Scotto's accepted by everybody and we all love Scotto, but if we really stop and think about it, he would ream our fucking assholes out, man, and that scares the fuck out of me.
03:08:42
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yeah Not me, unfortunately. That's the fun part. What are you talking about? She said not me, Brittany is the only one saved from Scotto's last time. Don't say if you're in a She's hanging out with Scotto in a bar and he goes, alright, it's time. Let's go. I'm like, oh, fuck. bitter Don't say if you're in a bar. know Scotto loves you, but he's going to go.
03:09:10
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me Ew. yeah No, thank you. No, thank you.
03:09:19
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Put a pair of balls. down i'm um I'm cool. um My heart is not hurt. i want throw i't I don't think Scott is going to try to take advantage of me.
03:09:30
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Honestly, I love to see him. Well, glick you can't take advantage of the willing, dude. I mean, come on. Shut up, Moe Dogg. Especially when they already have their hands down. play fight. i can play fight I mean, if that's what it takes.
03:09:45
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Yeah, but it looks like this. Yeah, break my guys. was stop know even if he was straight on that guy i'm too mental yeah like i wouldn't man If Scotto was straight, he would probably he would probably not be so gay.
03:10:12
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you're here tell one able Oh, man. You were so scared when you said it, which is the funniest part. Glick was like, I'm about to drop some knowledge.
03:10:29
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I don't think you were retarded until that moment. You see who died, and I only did it for her because I knew that I was going to wreck her brain. I agree with you. I don't think if Scott was straight, he'd be so gay either.
03:10:50
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yeah It's funny but funny how that works, isn't it? Oh, amazing. Oh, my God. Mission um look at that corner van You can't tell me that you would turn down a nice back scratch by some ah highly manicured nails ah along with a simultaneous gluteus massage.
03:11:23
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you know We can all bypass the dick in the ass, right? well tell i yeah yeah why not you sign up with the Depends on how how relaxed you get that
03:11:39
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You'd just be laying there enjoying it and all of a sudden you've got to go. You signed the contract. That means the whole contract. what You didn't say surprise first, sir. Excuse me, sir. What's that pressure I feel? Oh, that's okay. just You just lay there and relax. It's okay.
03:11:57
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Oh, no, that's just the bill that you have to pay. over soon is your bit off It's all just a bad dream. Just de close your eyes. Take your bank account.
03:12:09
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Take your bank account. Hey, uh... Jersey's got it. Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform? Yes.
03:12:21
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That's a bill you have to pay. oh no smells like fruit loops and sleepiness yeah that was good spirit it's sp like we loose and sleepy
03:12:46
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but definite it's tim dirty i want fruit loop sometimes Oh, God. It's 1030 and you want Froot Loops? Is that what you say? Too late for Froot Loops, Brittany. They're cut off at 9pm. is fucking time continue to eat my Froot Loops. I'm going to door dash some Froot Loops right fucking now. think Brittany's hangry.
03:13:07
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Brittany, you need to go eat some goddamn Froot Loops. Get a Snickers. Yeah, get a Snickers. like Yeah, are you are you hungry? What are they called?
03:13:18
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Hangry. Hangry. Hangry motherfucker. called yeah Somebody feed Castro too. Somebody feed Castro. There's an acronym for that. Feed him poor people.
03:13:31
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Brittany gets horngry, not hangry. Brittany bitch. Whatever dude.
03:13:41
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never dude I'm getting a fucking cock spot. Hey! I forgot you remembered my fucking last name, damn it. Whoever who ever said Brittany, bitch, was funny.
03:13:54
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Who said it? so sir I did. fuck they just like You look like you're about ready to get I said it. sorry,
03:14:07
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um rent sir I love how he raises his hand. There was so much shame in that. It was me. I apologize. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I just peed on the floor, Master. i swear you with that ruler I couldn't hold it.
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03:14:30
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Bringing it back to Catholicism. Blah, blah, blah. oh Is that what they teach? Catholicism? If you're a priest, that's exactly how they treat the altar boys. See you later, track. Bye, untrackable.
03:14:46
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e she later crackable later on un trackable Later, man. Good night. I'll track you later. Good to see you, brother. I'll track you later, bro. Got it, baby. I'm there. Clean up your beer cans, man.
03:15:01
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Man, I don't know who she's talking about, but fuck yeah. Hell yeah. Homecooked meals every day. Later, dude. I like smoke weed every day, but I get i and get the vibe.
03:15:15
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You got yourself a winner. A winner. Whatever. Chicken dinner. Yeah. Did you just say a wiener? don't know. Whatever you heard. Sometimes what happens with wieners. I think he might have said it, Brittany. It's in the realm of possibility because that's what it sounded like. What did Modog say earlier? Horngry? Horngry. Horngry.
03:15:37
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what moogs say earlier or or hor gri more green Really? You're going to bring that back? That was like 20 seconds ago. What does horny mean? That was like 33 seconds ago, fucker. Brittany, you might not have remembered.
03:15:56
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Well, it wasn't that long ago. I do remember. Why the fuck do you think I just said
03:16:04
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easy that's her good then she i do remember you remember what a fuck do you think i just said Yeah, it was 20 seconds ago. How did Johnny just walk in front of his fucking camera and immediately he's on the other side of his fucking room now?
03:16:18
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He's magical. Is he living in a fucking matrix over there? He invented Narnia. Why are you wearing a hoodie? Unzip your fucking chest all hanging out, man. Is it because Scott is there? Well, actually, it's because it's about 80 degrees in this fucking room right now.
03:16:37
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Woo! Well, maybe if you had a giant fucking look for coming on, you wouldn't be so bad. The country Johnny rules is in a very warm climate. So does that mean you get to teleport faster? It's warm. It's warm down here in Cuba.
03:16:52
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It's warm down here in Cuba. When he climbed down the Rhino. itwell when he climbed out of the rhino I'm fucking swole, son. You don't want me to take my shirt off.
03:17:06
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fucking swole. It's hotter than the whole bay of pigs. Don't do it. Don't it. Sometimes just needs to happen. That would be unbearable.
03:17:18
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that sometimes just needs to happen scott has said that would be unbearable
03:17:25
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This room's too fucking warm for it. I can relate to that, man. AC, my place sucks. If I can get it i can relate to that man ac my place sucks if if i can get it to like eighty degrees it's good maneezes um wish please Oh my god, that's hot.
03:17:50
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Like skinny guys who are like, I'm Jack. No, you weigh 95 pounds, bro. You're skin and bones. You don't have muscles. I like it cold as fuck.
03:18:01
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well I just wrote a song for Fidel. That's weird, Brittany. Sometimes.
03:18:10
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You want to hear my song for Fidel? yeah Oh boy. What fuck? Yes.
03:18:17
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Let's fucking go. Honestly, I do want to do it. Bite your tongue. Bite your tongue. It's going to be excuse Hang on. Before you sing Oh, shit. Never mind.
03:18:28
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I started saying before you sing it, let me say goodnight. It was good seeing you again because you're about to be kicked the fuck off. No, no. We're saving it. It's a good song. And he's a about to play with himself. All right. Go Sing it. It's getting hot in here, so take off all your fatigues.
03:18:47
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all right Like I said, man, it was good seeing you again, Bradley. Boo. I don't know what to do. Bradley, you've been killing it all night up until that moment. Brittany, we'll let you judge that one.
03:18:58
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How was that? I'm going to put you in time out. On a scale of 1 to 10. No, no, no. Bring it everybody gets a bad but Everybody gets the mulligan. Come on now. What? There you go. Swing and a miss.
03:19:12
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All right. but yeah up yeah That's fine. so well It happens to all of us. It's fine. I think the problem was you put me full screen. It took too long. Nope. That was not the problem. I literally put him on the spot. I literally put him on the spot.
03:19:33
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Okay. What would you have done different on small screen? um Now you're putting him on the spot again. Wow. There's a lot of spotting going on. vi is probably talking about ah I just think maybe he needs a tampon. No, I'm not. I'm just That wasn't a good one, dude. That was not a good one.
03:19:55
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See, we all fucking miss it sometimes. We all fucking miss it sometimes. think I realized right before I said the punchline. See, Jersey's throwing tomatoes, man.
03:20:05
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Jersey's throwing tomatoes. man jersey still oh Rotten Tomatoes score of 2%. Rotten Tomatoes score. But you know what?
03:20:18
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The thing is, Bradley's been killing it all night up to this point, so he gets that. that he He bought himself. You know what I mean? ah He built up some credit. It's getting late. The lyrical dysfunction.
03:20:34
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the Walmart. You know, what is that? don't know what fucking Walmart is. Oh, Walmart is.
03:20:44
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and pretty much walmart art you know what is that you don't know a fucking wall um
03:20:55
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what walmart is Can i tell you something? When I was a kid, i thought Walmart so just sold wallpaper and stuff for walls. You're done. Oh, my God. You're done.
03:21:07
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You're done, I mean. You're in timeout. I'm going to need you to sit there in timeout for like the next five, ten minutes. ah after that After that song, you're done. I just want to point out that I was the only one that said no.
03:21:17
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Everybody said yes. Everybody is now. Contemplating on the life. You weren't the only one. You weren't the only one. put him in his, I take full full responsibilities. It's kind of cool. The mic hides my swollen face.
03:21:35
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you're valentile and mom but but chance controls i can it's kind of cool my my swollen face and done Are you okay, Bob? I think the mic hides it just fine.
03:21:53
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Yeah, that's what i said. It's hiding it. It's all good. We want you to feel better. um is the not That's why I keep going off screen. I laugh too hard and it hurts and I'm like sitting over here like, hold my mouth again.
03:22:09
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Go to the naughty corner. wow Thanks for being here. carry but yeah Yeah, I think i was hanging out I was hanging out with family last weekend when you guys were on.
03:22:22
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yeah I think that was. i was dont two weekend ago tomorrow Tomorrow it's purple smoothies. and foosball. Sweet.
03:22:34
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You're not getting them purple crayon smoothies. I am, though. Who loves them most? Jersey's all about everything pumpkin right now, man. She's on her... know. She's so basic.
03:22:45
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She's on her basic white girl bitch shit for the fall, man. She is. The ice must flow.
03:22:56
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ah Scott, I was like, yes, I am all love about that shit. scott's a basic i sco are you Scott, are you a basic white bitch? oh I am the white bitch. What the fuck are you talking about? My bad, queen.
03:23:09
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My bad. My apologies, queen. Okay. Damn. This is a strange one.
03:23:15
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okay boom okay yeah
03:23:20
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Basic bitch. people put some sky He put some stank on that shit. He said, I am speed bitch. two okay Okay, do you see how the skull...
03:23:37
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The skull, the way you're sitting, the skull on the screen kind of comes down and makes it... Well, the way you were sitting before, it looked like it was like a dress on Sorry. Oh, baby, I didn't know that you were the pumpkin.
03:23:55
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That's okay. Blake could be going out tomorrow buying pumpkin candles, pumpkin fucking air freshener. i Yeah, I feel like that. Actually, actually i will tell I will say this.
03:24:10
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The pumpkin candles and the pumpkin wax shit like for my wax burners, i not I am a fan of that. I am a fan of so fuck's a wax burger? It's like a wax cheeseburger.
03:24:24
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It's and so and not burger, my bad. It's a burner. A wax burner. Wax burner, okay. Yeah, it makes a little bit more sense than a burger. Yeah. Because I'd be like, dude, I'm just joking about the purple crayon shit. You're over there fucking actually eating it. Making burgers out of it.
03:24:41
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Yes, you you can And in France, they call that a wax a waxburger a Royale. A Royale waxburger. Go ahead, Jared.
03:24:55
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Jared, get the tea light out of your system. a lot That took me a lot to get that out there. I was struggling. I was on the struggle bus. Do you want me to hog chicken? did it No.
03:25:07
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and now Stop talking. Every time you talk, you go back and turn out shamb i You're on thin fucking ice, bro. It's like my genius drink yeah team. It's my fault. It's my fault. It's my fault. I'm still taking that out on Bradley.
03:25:27
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He's in time. I'm still mad at Bradley because he knew better. He knew better. All I'm saying is all i'm saying is i do take responsibility of letting him up here. However, you can take it all out on him all you want. Akon wrote a song about that called Blame It On Me.
03:25:53
Speaker
Shaggy wrote a song about what Blaze is doing. It wasn't me. I was literally just thinking about it. You let Bradley up in the chat. It wasn't me. It wasn't me. You're stupid. It wasn't me. It wasn't me.
03:26:11
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you're stupid and wasn't a very bad song it wasn't me
03:26:18
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I mean, when they catch you fucking on the bathroom floor, it pretty much is you. i mean, there's no way out of that. i mean ah weer no there's been a way out of that that it's just you're That's just European CPR.
03:26:31
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That ain't a turkey baster, bitch.
03:26:40
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But it sucks. Y'all are stupid. are stupid. That's not a gay as fuck, got Scott on making fun of you. fun of you.
03:27:03
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I wrote this dumb woman named Laura DeLagina and she says stuff like that all the time. She'll say, oh my god, I went to Paris for the weekend and you're just fat. You know? Oh shit.
03:27:20
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Oh, Jesus. oh Oh, my God. Brittany over there needs some European CPR, man. On the bathroom floor. On the bathroom floor.
03:27:36
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Oh, my. Brittany's having an organized seizure right now. Nobody pay her any mind. Don't bite your tongue.
03:27:58
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Skydo's middle nail looks better than yours, Brittany. Ooh. Skado's got long fingers, man. That middle finger fucking poked a lung, man.
03:28:09
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yeah yeah yeah I have leave scars.
03:28:16
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ah she leave scars his he's not a lesbian what the britney just invented her own language brittanney just invented her own language slo white with slur i cornwall just a paint now make other time lesbianian but i suddenly za Did you say zombie instead of lesbian?
03:28:38
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Oh, lasagna. It was an Italian lesbian, so it kind adds up. hey See what happens when you find the little man in the boat.
03:28:49
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See what happens. You know the real lesbians when they have short nails because they don't cut the inside your vagina. That's what happens when there's a... But what if they need to do an emergency C-section?
03:29:03
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Well, I must be a real lesbian. That's the cudge. I'm not scratching the inside of anybody's vagina. I'm a real lesbian. oh Hell yeah. ah That's what's up. and but also good left gi like God bless you, Gleck. I keep my nails clean. I keep my nails clean, motherfucker. oh you wash your wash my hands ah wash my He washes his hands, just not his balls.
03:29:31
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you are one byly ah rock his hands His hands smell like soap. His balls smell like, i don't know, it's fall pumpkin. Isn't Nick the one that that doesn't take a shower before sex?
03:29:45
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Yeah, there's no point in taking a shower before. like no yeah Really? daily. daily i pick showers it's appeal Look, after gym sex is amazing.
03:29:57
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You're not to... We just came back from the gym. Hey, who's Jim and how did you meet him? How did you meet Jim? How did you meet Jim? Did you talk about Jim from the office?
03:30:12
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ah I love Jim's sex. I fuck him all the time. It's lazy Glicks OnlyFans.
03:30:23
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It's not Jim and Glicks OnlyFans. It's lazy Glicks OnlyFans. So don't worry about who Jim is. Bradley's not sure about his roommate being gay because he keeps fucking him in the ass and he likes it.
03:30:36
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yeah other He used to scream and now he comes. um wait Scream before the storm.
03:30:51
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Would the FBI knock on your door? Let them in, man. oh oh no Let them in. Don't fight them. At least it's not ice.
03:31:03
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like You see what Mandy said? Acting like a bitch don't make you a le lesbian. you You're 100% right. Acting like a bitch doesn't make me a lesbian. But the fact that I eat the hell out of some pussy does make me a lesbian.
03:31:14
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You and identify as a woman. i like I've been a lesbian my whole life, man. I hear you. Well, except for the tits. I'm just saying. well except for i'm just going right yeah and
03:31:34
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Blaise is like, this is why I'm not usually here on a Saturday. Blaise is so fucking wrecked right now. Blaise is like, is this the mushrooms or is this real life?
03:31:47
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Is this the alcohol, the mushrooms, or the weed, or is it just... There's no Which one of us looks like an oopo oopo? I didn't drink tonight. Well, drank earlier tonight.
03:32:01
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Yeah, did I? Yeah, early. You got it out of the way early. That's fine. yeah He's like, i didn't drink today. Oh, wait, yeah, I did. That was noon, but that don't count. That was brunch. Blaze showed up to the show.
03:32:12
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Yeah, Blaze showed the show. Wait, that's when I was at work. yeah How else do you expect me to get through a work day? got eyelash my eyeball. was driving me nuts. He said, ain't paying for this shit.
03:32:25
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I think it's your favorite. Oh, it's me. You want to know what's worse? wait until you get an eyeball in your eyelash. Then you You get an eyelash in your eye.
03:32:36
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but ah can with yeah i bo yeah it' so yo yeah It makes it really heavy to blink when you got an eyeball. just fuck yeah he's like You actually had a funny one this time. I know. We're and a half hours in. You finally landed one. Shut up. I've been laying this shit all night.
03:33:04
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Shut up. I'll make it up to you on our OnlyFans. It'll be fine. didn't know Brittany was coming by. You heard him, Jedi. Not the same way Scott O'Hart's scene, but you heard him. We all just saw her audition, right?
03:33:19
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i didn't know british was going by
03:33:23
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you heard him jedi that same way kind of got a her scene but you heard we all we all just some No, she subscribes. She subscribes to the life ads. She just auditioned. She wants the fucking main character role.
03:33:38
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I'm getting money. I'm getting money.
03:33:43
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i'm good yeah You go, girl. I'm just kidding. Who wants to go? Wait, wait. Don't take me at a time out yet. I have to go take a piss.
03:33:56
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My brain heard that as you go, girl. That's what you're doing. okay you know jersey that you know what Okay. Jersey, that picture you just texted me needs to be on a coffee mug.
03:34:10
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know i think he I think she's going to go puke. modo o on named jersey the picture my riley it's a it's over dog giving her side eye it's not what you think like ah wait no your your profile picture is that ai or is that a real life picture no that's from chat gpt so that would be ai but well yeah technically i mean it's It's close.
03:34:41
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it's close I mean, I don't know what... I don't actually have no idea what Jersey looks like because of fucking filter. But that is pretty close to you, Modal. It's close to her, too.
03:34:54
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I told her today, man, like she was, she was sending me these ah videos and shit like and and with the filter on yeah and her and and her dog was like fucking attacking her head, trying to hide in her hair.
03:35:05
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Cause she got a head full of fucking hair. oh and And the filter was like showing up on the hair and shit of like the eyeball or showing up on her dog's fucking ear. It was little freaky.
03:35:19
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So when do we get the real life non AI picture of YouTube again? Soon. so She's very pretty. I've talked to her. oh She's very, very pretty. much
03:35:33
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I would agree, Brittany. Jersey is a fucking beautiful ass fucker woman. She doesn't need those filters. i no I got no say on that matter, but Jersey's awesome.
03:35:46
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And we got we got the same twisted sense of humor, so it's all good. hell yeah. That's always good. When you have the same like sense of humor. Awesome. I'm glad that you guys are hurt. Balls. I don't have to stay down in the basement anymore with Jedi's name scraped into the fucking wall with knives and shit.
03:36:07
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It's cool. Glick just wanted to say bye, bro. What the fuck are you talking about, Rob? You wanted to say bye. What the fuck are you talking about, dude? What do you what do you what bullshit are you on right Who are you talking about? What are you talking about? Who the fuck are you talking to?
03:36:28
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I should come in. The fucking chat, man. I'm looking at the chatter's box. like Just wanted to say bye. Okay, so later. As I said, what the fuck are you talking about, dude? so like i say okay i say I see it on StreamYard.
03:36:44
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don't see it on YouTube. I don't know what the fuck you're talking about, dude. Finish each other's sandwiches. Bye, Rob.
03:36:53
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let's It doesn't matter. It sounds like there's something between me. It doesn't need to be talked about I got gogurt. Brittany, make me a sandwich. so I can make a damn good sandwich. What's your best sandwich that you can make?
03:37:12
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Put it in your mouth and squeeze it real hard, Britt. Tell me it was a good time. Watch it come out your nostrils and shit. Oh, hell yeah. That's the way I like it.
03:37:25
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That's how you know a prostitute's full. Damn. That's what I do for a short over, fans. You gotta tip them over and dump them out. Jersey, you know, I'm kidding, okay?
03:37:36
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No, she's not, though. She's really not. Fuck you, dude. She's a prostitute. Wait, what are you kidding about? She's a prostitute.
03:37:51
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you to get that fucking far. Seriously. I'm not judging you. I gotta give you props, Britt. It takes balls for you to come on panel with guys all the time.
03:38:03
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If that's how you pay the bills, girl, that's how you pay the bills. I'm not going to judge you. I'm uplift you. Do what you guys do. Yeah, sounds like it. you do better um When's Michael's wedding, man?
03:38:17
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Wait, why is this girl power? This thing is not girl power. For an extra $20, you can girl power. Okay, cool. Next and yeah next weekend. yeah I mean, I know a photographer. Just saying. No, it's Josh. Josh is the photographer. um one of they They have another photographer, too.
03:38:43
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Also, I can't wait to fucking punch the fuck out of Glick, dude. I'm like... I have never hit a woman before, but I hope you guys get some pictures of me punching Brittany deadass in the face. Make sure there are pictures. Brittany's gonna wake up two days after the wedding and be like, what happened? Have you guys met in real life before?
03:39:12
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but yeah If they did, on site. brity and i Brittany and I have. Glick and eye and Michael have. Yeah. yeah But I haven't. I'm actually not going to hit Brittany, but I am going to pick her up and stuff her in a can.
03:39:31
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I swear to God. Josh, picks Pixar didn't happen, man. yeah you will say why doesn where i was like good dragon's like I didn't hit her, but I'll shake the shit out of her, bitch. I will shake the shit out of her. I'm going to shake her up.
03:39:45
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I'm going to shake the shit out of her to disorientate her, which is not going to take much. ah but I could literally go, look her up, Brittany, and she's going to be like, and the next thing she knows, she's going to trash her.
03:39:57
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No, I hope you know I'm going to fight it. Okay. I'm going to you. I'm going to wrestle you. You can literally fight it all you want, Brittany, but my my my leg bigger than is bigger than you I'm gripping my fake ass diet beer. Mandy's dropping gold in the fucking chat, man.
03:40:19
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i mean I'm sorry. i't yeah Better to get paid for it. Could be a non-profit organization. Shaking Sasquatch Syndrome. I dig it.
03:40:33
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Shaking. Johnny, are you okay, man? Did you get abducted by the gray men? No, Johnny's there. The real Johnny is finally back. That's the real Johnny Bungs right there. Johnny Chair.
03:40:48
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Johnny china Chair. That's the real Johnny Bungs. Who said that? They were like, oh, it's the real Johnny Bungs. It's the chair. Yeah, that wasn't me. Who did say right?
03:41:02
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It wasn't one of us. It was one of the people in the comments. I think it was Wall-E, maybe. It was Wall-E. No, it wasn't Wally. Oh, God, who was it? It was somebody who's been on the panel. Was that a track? think it was untrackable.
03:41:16
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It probably was. That sounds like an untrackable thing to say. Yeah. Yeah, it sounds like an untrackable thing to say. Oh, for sure.
03:41:27
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Not my chair, not my problem, is what say. Now know. Okay. found now i know okay That is very close.
03:41:39
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He pulls them out sometimes. like picture and I don't know why I look like Joseph Gordon-Levitt, but nonetheless, Jersey. It stinks. That is a very close AI rendition of the two. Wait, who is?
03:41:54
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Isn't that the kid from Third Rock from the Sun, Joseph Gordon-Levitt? What? I'm lost. Okay, so I have never seen Jersey without... i have never seen you with five hundred days of summer I've never... Oh, you're gonna turn the camera off. Oh, you broke my heart, Scotto.
03:42:14
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Oh, look at him. He's so cute. Oh, Froot Loops. So cute. You have to scream. You have to scream. I just want to fucking give you a fist bump and hug you. just want to give you... Oh, that's a disgusting picture, Jersey.
03:42:30
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Fucking Philadelphia Eagles. Are you serious right now? Come on. Let's go. You're better than that, Jerzy. Yes, Jerzy. Let's go. Hold on a second.
03:42:44
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Full disclosure. I've never seen ah picture Jerzy without filters. so She just sent me a few pictures without any filters or anything like that. That's why said this chat TTT AI thing is very accurate.
03:43:00
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However, and when I opened up the snap and I looked at it, She had sent me like a Wednesday like Halloween goth thing. The AI that they do on Snapchat.
03:43:11
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And for whatever reason, I look just i look just like Joseph Gordon-Levitt. and that's what I said. I was like, why do I look like Joseph Gordon-Levitt? ah She was like, why do my legs look the way they look?
03:43:25
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And i was like, oh, shit. You're both looking like motherfucker. It's not what I'm talking about.
03:43:33
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Shut Moe Dogg. I know. I'm about to get yelled at. I don't know. look nothing like him, first of all. No, know. i know Brittany, I know.
03:43:45
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And I never would ever say that I did. And you're like, hey, he's small. Yeah, yeah, he's a little guy. I happen to be a huge fan of Joseph Gordon-Levitt.
03:43:57
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I like his movies. I like him acting. He can even sing. Homeboy can sing, too. I'm a fan. Okay. Is he your favorite? Him and I look nothing alike. Him and I look nothing alike. You're in time out. Shut the fuck up, Brad.
03:44:13
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If you guys had a guy that you, like guy celebrity, who would you choose? Seth Rogen. Who would I choose to do what?
03:44:25
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Whatever you want. Have sex with? That's basically going with hang go cruise. games.
03:44:36
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Bradley's like, Shadrogan! like drink some beers like play some video games apparently i fuck gro
03:44:51
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Yeah, you would. Because you try to be Seth Rogen. You're like a Wish version. You're like not even a Wish version. What's worse than a Wish? T-Mu. T-Mu. You're like a T-Mu. You're like a T-Mu version of Shine or Sheen. No, Sheen is better than T-Mu.
03:45:10
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He's T-Mu. Don't worry, you can't take me. I know. I'm not a refund. Isn't there a TikTok plan? No.
03:45:21
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I don't know. I don't know, but i like one celebrity, they'll just like like a male celebrity, just to like hang out with and kick it? Yes, kick it. Yeah. Alan, the dude from Reacher on Prime.
03:45:38
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Alan Richter. Alan Richter. Yeah, no, it's not Alan. Alan Richter? Alan Richter. is it and i agree with He was in Blue Mountain State. Fucking Bradley's laughing is funny as shit.
03:45:53
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file guys Ah, Rich, Rich, Rich, and Allen alan richson I want to hang out with that dude. I want to hang out with that guy. And if he wants to fuck me, I guess he can fuck me.
03:46:04
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I really hope that doesn't happen. But just want to hang out with him. I just want to hang out with him. He secretly hopes it does. Fingers crossed, boys. Fingers crossed. You don't want to fuck me, do you? i don't think I don't think it's that much of a secret, boys.
03:46:21
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I'm going to drop down, guys. I'll be in chat. But anyway. Have a good weekend. Have a good one, MoDuck. feel another man Feel better, man. Love you, dude.
03:46:34
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No, no, I don't. know Alan Richson, I would love to. Oh, there it is. There it is. What did you say? I feel like the whole getting fucked by a celebrity problem would only happen if you're going to hang out with Bill Cosby.
03:46:48
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ray No, yeah i like i might like like my ultimate hangout, no no sexual condensation. They're like, they're just jokes. But like, I would love to hang out with Alan Richland, the dude from Reacher on Prime and Blue Mountain State. i Dude, the guy is awesome.
03:47:07
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He's funny as hell. He seems like a legitimately good dude. He's got a good family life. like I don't know, man. I think we have a lot of fun hanging in out. and Play some Call of Duty. Drink some brews.
03:47:21
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He can teach me how to beat some ass. I mean, I can already beat some ass, but... Beat some ass. You guys will beat some ass together. Yeah, we'll beat each other's asses.
03:47:31
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I mean... but I mean, what? Clap each other's cheeks. I mean, what?
03:47:40
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I mean, if you wanted to make out I'd make out with him I mean, wait, hold on second No way, we're knocking we got it live, bros We got it live Bros kiss bros, alright It's not gay, bros kiss bros It's only gay if you make it gay I'll be back, gentlemen I want a bro kiss Is that like a tongue kiss?
03:48:05
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What bro would you want a bro kiss from? What girl would I want to bro kiss from? No, I'm not talking to you, bitch. Bradley.
03:48:15
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oh alright Well, I'm going to take a piss since I just got yelled at. Try not to get any on Bradley. We just got your answer. going to go piss on Bradley's leg.
03:48:27
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Uh-oh. Oh, Don't piss on me and tell me it's raining. It smells different. It got warm all of a sudden.
03:48:38
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Yeah, this is cool. i mean Does anybody else have an answer? Like ah what what bro dude celebrity would you hang out with for a day? if you could I'd hang out with Alan from Jurassic Park.
03:48:57
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hen random I can't remember the actor's name. that guy isn there a fat Isn't fat guy from
03:49:07
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I don't think he was on Spendt. That's a... Damn it. Newman. Is that Newman? No. Shadow. Newman. And Jimmy. Fucking killed by Lachasaurus. Get out of here.
03:49:22
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thank thank you scott ah
03:49:27
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yeah jimmyy fucking killed by office for get out of here I got killed by a velociraptor. That's a lap of... You're a fucking lap of sores. Why did the raptor say Alan?
03:49:45
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look It was fucking... It was Alan from Jurassic Park. Hold on second. Was it Grant? Alan. Alan. It was Jurassic Park 3. Oh,
03:50:00
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Alan Grant. Alan Grant, the
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03:50:02
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main character. That guy's a douchebag. yeah Why would you want to spend the day with him? actually i doly but He doesn't really know anything about dinosaurs. He was playing a part. You know that, right? yeah Well, does he know magic? Because I like him from the movie Merlin.
03:50:18
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and yeah I would give that guy a wedgie. Then why didn't you say from Merlin? second i don't know the actor's name. He's not Alan from Merlin. He's Merlin from Merlin. Jurassic Park.
03:50:35
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His name is Sam Neill. It's fucking Sam Neill. Sam Neill! I want Sam to... You could have said I wanted to hang out with dude Maryland. wanted Sam Neill to come out of Alan!
03:50:58
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and news like I want to think of Alan from Jurassic Park. What the fuck is Alan in Jurassic Park? What was he, selling corn dogs?
03:51:10
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This is a fucking bad character. I just ripped my head.
03:51:23
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salesman at the food court gymnasic but help love dog you know and bro i about a fucking clodon A raptor says his name, man.
03:51:37
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No, they only learned how to open doors. They couldn't say people's names. No, in Jurassic Park 3, he was on plane and he had a dream that a raptor was on the plane and turned to him and went, Alan.
03:51:50
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I swear to God, look it up. Yeah, that movie was trash. It was trash. but Look up Raptor saying Alan. It's not nearly intriguing enough for me to waste my keystrokes. It's the best part of the whole fucking movie. It's going to be some weird porns popping up, man.
03:52:11
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Alan. Alan. Alan. Thank you. allan so raptures is it
03:52:23
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ah you His laugh makes me laugh sometimes. Fuck you, dude.
03:52:39
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I bet Blaze has some raptor dreams tonight with them shrooms he's on. Oh, for definitely. Have you ever done shrooms? No, I want to, but I have not. And thought that there was raptors chasing you through the tall grass?
03:52:55
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Shrimps make you happy. You're just like in a glacial mood. And like, yeah, things look a little wavy and stuff. There we go. There we go. Oh, yeah. and but You do like that, huh? A lot.
03:53:15
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That's what I do when I'm doing a shrimp's bath.
03:53:21
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but and like It depends on the concert, because I usually go to like heavy metal concerts. But those jam band ones, where you're supposed to do shrooms.
03:53:32
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Oh, I'm fucking looping all over the little hippy-dippy shit. Hippy-dippy baloney. and We should try it sometime.
03:53:44
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What is that? what is that who like it we just that nipping what yeah What is that? For some reason, it reminds me of one of these things.
03:53:56
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It's like a circus in a bottle. oh there we go There we It's a circus in a bottle. When she does that wave thing, for some reason it reminds me of this thing. There go. That's her wave thing. Oh my gosh.
03:54:10
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ah you go that's your wave thing oh my gosh
03:54:16
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My shoulder just popped. Get old.
03:54:22
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That's so sick. I do kind of like that with the little like spinny wheel thingy machines. but That's from like the 90s. I had to get one because I saw in my fucking teacher You went all the way back to the ninety s to get one, huh?
03:54:36
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I did. Let's go, Scotty. We have to get one of these gelatin gizmos. um Hey, Mandy is back. Let's bring her up to the stage. Hell yes.
03:54:48
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Hey, Mandy. How you doing, darling? I'm fantastic. How are you? I'm alive. And baby. That must be a breath girl thing, I can do it, too.
03:55:08
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ask please what what Why don't you come up here? Why don't you fucking jump up in here, Bench?
03:55:18
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Oh, dang. You know what, Bradley? That just pisses me off now. Don't worry, Brad. I'm not going to your Ben. Uh-oh. Bradley turned himself into a pretzel.
03:55:35
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I think you did it like you're trying to do it to, like, filthy rather than flowy. Yeah, you gotta to be more flowy. it just Yeah, you're like who needs handcuffs when you got butterfingers?
03:55:54
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ah Bradley, you look like you just look like a king toes when you do it. What? A king toes. What's a king toes? like a hose, like a garden hose, and it's got a kink in it.
03:56:07
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Oh, a kinked hose. All right. Yeah, I thought he said a kinked hose. was like, what the fuck is that? I thought he said kinked hose myself. I bet you. No kink shame in here on the non-surgical network now. I need to enunciate better next time. I apologize.
03:56:31
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Finally, I'm my only fan. My kink is not letting water come out. Huh? What? right That's what happens when you add a kink in your home. Oh, get it. My kink is not letting water out. That's a good one. That's a good one.
03:56:50
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That's a good one. Yo, hey, pimps out there, you don't want no kink in home. Brittany's still trying to figure it out. His kink is she doesn't let the water out. My kink toes. Yes.
03:57:02
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The minute of recognition the man
03:57:13
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is just amazing. dad. I mean, i thought it took I thought it took me too long.
03:57:20
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It took all of you too long, but Brittany was really out there. A lot of latency there. She missed that bus. i have It's the next two buses after it, too.
03:57:32
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Poor Britney. It's Britney, bitch. She got the last bus the night on that one. Oh, my. It's Britney, bitch. if your help I had to. Whatever, man. Fuck y'all. I'm gonna take my toys and go to the corner. Yeah, damn right.
03:58:06
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We've been making money. Dude, y'all are making me you will is it i'm kiing lose lose it. What's up, J-Bongs? I don't think it's fair to blame that on us. why just like Why'd you sit down like you just came back from stripping?
03:58:23
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Goddamn magic bongs over here. no yeah like i just you get the mayor got to have magic songs over here use them gums make some monies i want to wait for that road to well i guess if it's a good enough shit i glisten too what glad you're honest
03:58:56
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off of yeah what is who Who is the great Hoseas? What? That's my buddy Hosh. Oh, that's Hosh. Yeah, he's good. You can write him up. Hosh was in here last week. Okay, okay. Apparently Hosh. are you doing?
03:59:14
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paper what up That's what I was doing. i just got back with Hoss. We were here in the men's bathroom together. Bullshit! Bullshit! How is that possible, Johnny? You're in a whole different state.
03:59:35
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ah well dying's goingnna hold yeah he'sav your trip it' called came thing there are things called airplanes
03:59:46
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That's the tip I ever took. That's a good point. very And you know what? Haas's hair was straight before him and Johnny went in the bathroom. You want to go back to Morehouse?
04:00:02
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oh You want to go back to Morehouse? We can go back to Morehouse. like No. So you say that we were the first time. no No. Who the hell is B.H.?
04:00:14
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what b a my blackpo Oh, Benji. What's up, my dude? written the Sorry, how do I scream in my eyes? Oh, sweet Jesus.
04:00:29
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What up, Ben? Whoever you are. What up, Benji? I'll come up here. there he goes hello lovely I usually make my appearance about once every 60 to 90 plus days. I don't want to be consistent, but ahll but I'll definitely be inconsistent.
04:01:01
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There you go. Those are the two options. I'll cheers for that.
04:01:07
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um'll cheers for that He'll be consistent in his He's consistently inconsistent. but There's a third option, which is me, incoherent.
04:01:21
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but That's a good option. That's a solid option. I do enjoy that option as well. That's about where I'm at at this moment. Bradley, I hated you, but now I...
04:01:38
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grows on leadera he had grows on you He's don't know what I'm actually man. I'm a penis. Sorry. on you. Kind of like what I got back with.
04:01:57
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What did you say? doing oh What? Johnny Vongs? What? Brittany, honey, we have as big a balls as they do. Ours are just on our chest. No, I even have those. What are you talking about?
04:02:11
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Just so you guys know. It's okay, girl. I got enough for both of us. Yeah. All right. If you guys want to oh some titties, go over to Mandy. Oh.
04:02:23
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Wait a minute. Did somebody call me a parasite? Who called me a parasite? did. I did. okay i did know I'm not a going to be? What the fuck?
04:02:39
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um no but one one of me not Oh, sorry. He's got the echo going. Yeah, I don't know.
04:02:53
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I'll mute myself. i mut like Especially after that joke. yeah I think it's... all right have b It's Benji. tv you No, it's not Benji. Wait, is it not? It's me?
04:03:07
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so fun Testing. Oh, it might be. Is it me? Is it me? who Testing.
04:03:18
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It's Mandy. Naughty, naughty, naughty. Mandy. Mandy. Mandy. The chest penis got her. Oh, Mandy. You came and you had a bad echo.
04:03:34
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Mandy. Oh, no. You just wrote a hit song off that. Two seconds. That was amazing. Yeah, we did. Oh, yeah. right I'm just trying to redeem myself. That's what I do.
04:03:51
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I'm sorry I yelled at you, I guess. or oh No, she's not. No, she's not. She took her apology back halfway through the apology. She's like, I'm sorry. No, I'm not. Fuck you, Anki. Okay, I like it. I was going to say, don't you understand the game? By now, he likes it. Welcome to the chaos of Saturday night, Bradley.
04:04:15
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yeah What is up, Blake? How are you, my friend? There he is.
04:04:23
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Bradley, back to timeout. Shut the fuck up for the next five minutes. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Benji, what's going on? Jesus Christ.
04:04:35
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How much dick did you have to suck to get that much Ferrari gear? Dude, I was shopping today. yeah I see that. What's going on, man? Dude, have you lost weight, bro?
04:04:50
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A little bit. I've been working a lot, and I choose not to eat very much. All right. So, yeah, you're unhealthy. You're not like, I mean, you're looking. way skinnier than the last time I seen you nine months ago when you made your mandatory binge-y appearance.
04:05:07
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Yeah, I prefer to only eat like one time a day if I can. It's kind of weird I had the day off. So I ate like three times, which is like super weird. usually try to like drink my meals with cold beer.
04:05:20
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Yeah, me too. Once you eat every three days, it turns into a psychedelic experience. I don't eat breakfast. i don't eat lunch. my job i'll tell you what man I've got a funky job. so You don't really want to go and eat a bunch of food and then do my job. You get real pukey real quick.
04:05:43
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Do you get real hot? like talking yeah what um That was my nickname at the glory holes. I crawl underneath houses. right these houses so once You start You redeem you yourself. you guys what you guys don't know about ah bradley you're in timeout shut and why am i away oh i mandy live why mandy leave let's bring a break We're going to blame Bradley. That was funny as fuck. I'm sorry. that hole. Close the door.
04:06:19
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oh no here comes puy good don't put you're digging that hole oh like yeah close the door Close the door. I just couldn't help it. It was too quiet. What is
04:06:33
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Scott O'Len. Your dick burns. Next stage in. Never go full Bradley. Never go full Bradley. Never go full Bradley. That's when the point happens.
04:06:45
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Oh, paid out. That's nasty. What up, Bradley's not make actually bad, but sometimes there's people in the panel that encourage him to act a certain type of way.
04:07:00
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I am a Bradley enabler. un guy right here I am not the door guy tonight. I'm the door guy next Friday night. This is way more soothing.
04:07:11
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You're the whore guy, Brett. A whore? Yes. yes i was just going to say, to be fair, there's people that encourage you, too. yeah Oh, shit. I mean... I encourage myself, but I encourage myself, Magic Bong.
04:07:27
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Yo, Johnny Bong. Oh, you're getting Reddit's magic. You're getting Reddit's magic. but of voodoo and Bunch of Bunch of voodoo, voodoo, wick-do. I think I got a tool for that.
04:07:44
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Keep that. You better keep the tool to yourself, young man.
04:07:51
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Yeah, Benji, it's its it's weird on Saturday nights around here these days. But I like it that way. It's a different environment. It's a different world. What are you doing up so late? Were you watching an F1 race?
04:08:09
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and I was watching some boxing on ah Netflix. Oh, shit. Canelo was fighting tonight on Netflix. yeah Yeah. hit $50,000 bet on that. Wait.
04:08:23
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Wait, wait, wait. Is it on the pre-plan? lost a whole million on it, man. I think it's still on the pre-plan. It's getting ready to go into the actual thing. then I was like, fuck it. Glick called me out. and i was like, all right, asshole. I'm joining. Oh, they haven't even they haven't even fought yet?
04:08:38
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I don't think so. i think Again, again hold on you see me in my Ferrari gear, but this isn't what I was shopping for. Maybe it was someone could actually drive.
04:08:53
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You went to the Ferrari dealership and left with a t-shirt and a hat and not a car? Nah, dude. That's how you shop for cars. That's not how I shop for cars.
04:09:05
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That's kind of how my Harley Davidson is. What the fuck? I'm driving a Chevy, and I have no Chevy merchandise. I'm going to say it. It's like when people go Harley shops. All I know is that car already has a Ferrari engine.
04:09:22
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I just might be shopping for another car that surrounds the rest of that engine. Ah, gotcha. I don't What's going on? there got some pre what Who the fuck is this white kid?
04:09:35
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I got a Toyota hat. I just wanted get up with Wally so I could talk to him a little bit. He was around here earlier. No, but on one of his shows. So he and I can get together.
04:09:47
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I got a case for a bracelet. I don't I'm not going to Canela Crawford. Yeah, dude, they're not even remotely close to the main fight. They're talking about this fucking Callum kid right now.
04:10:04
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Yeah, there's got to be one more fight in front of them because they've done they had one like it was a pretty much a block. Yeah, so they're on their second fight now. So there's usually three prelims and then their fight.
04:10:20
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<unk> i yeah coffee Hey, man. Just say R real quick. Thank you. You're welcome.
04:10:31
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I was saying that the other day I was talking about Johnny Bong's I love you. I love you guys. It was kind of like pirate-y. Hell yeah. yeah So, yeah. our thing Thank you for doing that. That was good.
04:10:47
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Yeah, I've got a question for you. Where did they maroon you? oh he's I've seen the fucking jungle.
04:10:58
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I've seen the jungle. I'm a maroon. Have you been in the Amazon? then it spit Yeah, and then it spit me back out again. Some people claim that
04:11:19
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back home and might like local grateful claim they yellow johnny belongs to bla
04:11:32
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Now I think hell it could be my fault. We're still away again in Margaritaville. What the fuck yeah um singing' i singing magic bombville again again was brand Oh, sweet Jesus. I'm going to kill Mr. Herbert in my basement.
04:12:12
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Searching for my Civil War person's hat. I'm probably going to call it. Yellowish. but so I need to dip out. I need to get some food. oh Maybe I'll be back.
04:12:28
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Maybe I'll there. See you. See you. See you. Happy life. I hope your life is good.
04:12:40
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It is what it is. Just in case we never see each other again. exist I'll see another life. using thursdaying Appreciate it. with my dad Later, Brittany.
04:12:52
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Good to see you, Britt. Thanks. Peace and love. Holy shit. Hearts.
04:13:04
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so Hearts. Oh, hearts. tar Yeah, hearts and hugs. do So what the hell everybody up to? I'm not carrying a conversation. i am My wheelbarrow is broken.
04:13:19
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Oh, I know what I'm up to. I'm on this podcast and people keep saying what jokes are.
04:13:27
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I gave my dog an afro. Oh, I think. i thought Wait, what?
Family and Estranged Relationships
04:13:34
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My dog has an afro. The dog's going to bite you in the face just for vengeance.
04:13:39
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Wow. Wow. yeahropation wow wow then i gave a like called me and Then I gave him a Johnny Bong mustache.
04:13:51
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what thought yeah well he's looking more like me like the day shit Doggy bongs. Doggy bongs. Doggy bongs.
04:14:14
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Rick must have broke the seal. Now he's in the bathroom all night. must start going want to He broke the seal in the bathroom too. Start calling the dog Elvis doggy bongs.
04:14:26
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Elvis doggy bongs. Because his name is Elvis. I'm going to make that dog pay me rent. I'm going to charge royalty fees.
04:14:39
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And what, Scooby Snacks? Yeah. no Nope. I'm going to turn but but ah might turn your dog into stripper.
04:14:50
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Well, I tell you what there, Lois. It's not going to work.
04:14:55
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yeah What's going on, you bastards? That's very good. That's decent. Yeah, which character is that? Fucking Lois or something?
04:15:10
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Peter Griffin. Okay. Where's my mind going? What the hell's going right now? So many things. our Holy shit. I didn't take me another edible there.
04:15:26
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bully block Oh, Peter, that's nasty. Oh. That's a great impression of Brian. That was Cleveland.
04:15:41
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No shit. That's right. bad. but
04:15:50
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Quit whitewashing everything. Damn, I whistled and no one got that. Didn't even hear it. Whitewashing is what I call coming in the bathtub. What the fuck?
04:16:04
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Okay. Back to timeout, motherfucker. If I was drinking coffee, I would have spit it all over the camera.
04:16:15
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Yeah. Gotta warn people. What the fuck? That was so much. You gotta say things bad. Yeah. You gotta warn people. yeah That was pretty funny.
04:16:26
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i you know Warning, fucking jellyfish joke coming up. You got to warn people before you come in their bathtubs, okay? Oh, yeah. Yeah. i it' It's your choice. giving my la This toaster might come. This sticky soap is on the way.
04:16:46
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Johnny's like, I might give you my permission. Johnny said. If it goes well. If it goes well. i think I'm not saying I'm going to say no. y'all Y'all ever drink some blackberry lemonade?
04:17:00
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Probably. Blackberry lemonade. Doesn't seem that abnormal.
04:17:06
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Blackberry lemonade, yeah. thats just Did anybody else fucking hear that? Yeah, it sounded like somebody... I was going to say, something's haunted. Oh, yeah. that that was my That was my mom laughing downstairs.
04:17:21
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oh my god Is she also doing an impression of Peter Griffin? No. She's three sheets to the wind right now.
04:17:32
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Oh, my God. Mama. ah So are all of we All of we. All of Oh, my. His mom got the moonshine. That sounded really French.
04:17:44
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yeah me not the voice at All of we. All we.
04:17:50
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and not all of us all lavo ol of we I don't like how the toilets work. that I told my mom earlier. Where's the host? Where'd you go?
04:18:02
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you fall in the bathroom? Where'd you go We miss you so. i told um ah told my mom earlier. She has nine more years until she's 50. I they're going to point you in the face.
04:18:18
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okay She's only She's 41 Your mom's a year older than Hold on, are you just kidding right now? really is 41 Yeah, my mom's 41 What the fuck? How are you, guy? I'm 24 I'm gonna be 24 here in December I'm 23 Okay, yeah, my son's 21 and I'm 43 damn, dude, she had you young Wow Somebody did the math i'm twenty four i'm gonna be twenty four here in december i'm twenty three okay yeah my son's twenty one and i'm forty three god damn do she had you young wow i so did the math Yeah, dude, it's young. I'm doing the math for you. I like how we're all using math to call Ox's mom a whore.
04:18:57
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She had me when she was 17. Holy moly, dude. There's a calculator. that's that's not I'm only 30. Does everyone believe me? My God, your calculator says slut.
04:19:12
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Oh, that's algebra. if they're add If they're adding letters, then that's algebra, okay? Can't trust them. I'm joking. My gosh, bro. You gotta carry the extra dad. Yeah, you gotta carry the extra dad.
04:19:27
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That was good. Sorry, I got to host jokes. I'm just playing with you, man. Yeah, yeah I mean, I'm 43 and I've got a 21-year-old, so yeah, it's just... I could not have had a kid any fucking younger and me still be a good dad.
04:19:42
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that was was I was at my limits. This is the peak of me being between shit and when I could be a good dad. this is It could only go up from here.
04:19:52
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i um This is where I have to start at the earliest.
04:19:58
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And I was pretty successful. That's good. and Congratulations.
04:20:04
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Yeah, well, my kids would say I'm my great dad. So I'm pretty happy. ah but your my that My real dad, um my biological father, has 16 kids. Awesome.
04:20:16
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he has sixteen kids awesome He's completely funding the next generation by himself. Yeah, I was going to say, actually, I don't even hate on that because our population is in such a decline. So, i mean, good on your guy. for He's trying to keep up with Elon Musk. He's trying to keep up with Elon Musk. Oh, my God.
04:20:41
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16 kids. Yeah. I've got two and I was like, I'm fucking done. This guy's like, I don't give a shit because they can only take so much child support out of me legally.
04:20:53
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And he just kept going. well child support is why Child support is why he was in and out of jail for like 30 years. yeah but were sixteen When you're 16 kids, you're willing to just say, you know what? If they're able to ride the system, I'm able to ride the system.
04:21:07
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He wrote something. I don't know if it was the system. 16 kids, it was both. He was riding the chicks and the system. What do you get 16 kids for Christmas?
04:21:19
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Nothing. They're in jail. That's that's when you make sure you stop paying tell support This is for all of you. that go in invite You buy one jigsaw puzzle and you split it yeah together to put the picture together. It's like like you go to the movie and buy a large popcorn and every kid gets one piece and then it's gone. um You better eat 10 kernels.
04:21:49
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I don't care if they get stuck in your teeth. That's all you're getting.
04:21:56
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Oh, poor kids. she's the ah We don't know. We don't know. I mean. i ah I never met none of my other other siblings on my dad's side, but I do know I have an older sister that's in the military. She's a Marine.
04:22:12
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Yeah. it She doesn't do a good family guy. Do you think the other sister can never talk about you? Like, hey, who's that motherfucker that won't come and hang out? He's the only one. Your mom has it as ah has another kid older than you?
04:22:27
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No, my mom only has my mom only has two kids. me and my His dad is the fucking man. That's what you guys need to be interviewing.
04:22:37
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My mom has me and my younger brother. And then my dad has 16 kids. Oh, that's has 16 kids. And every kid has different mom Do you know all their names? I know. a whole lot of thats sort a boxes of saltine crackers for Christmas.
04:22:57
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I know four out of 16. Yeah.
04:23:07
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that's my grand po he does this i would i would want to know all my siblings because those odds of running into on i i don't want to you know i mean Yeah, i know i know the one I know my sister that's in the military, and then I know um ah another sister of mine that is the same age as me, and then I have two younger brothers.
04:23:33
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Yeah. Okay. Sounds like that. Sounds like that. Oh, man. Do you care to know any more than that, or are you good? know four. I'm good. I would like to meet all of them. i would like to meet i would like to meet all of them Is there any reason why you want to meet? just They're locked in and connected. Well, you don't accidentally date them. The reason I want to meet them is because I got the chance to meet my grand my family on my dad's side a couple years back, and I got the chance to meet my dad's mom.
04:24:06
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I met my dad's mom before she passed away, and shes she was the one that actually told me that he has 16 kids. Yep. Exactly. Okay. I mean, I got a phone in your same situation in my personal, I probably give a crap less because, because the way look at it is if he didn't care to do his part as a dad, then why should I care going forward on that side? I'm really weird. Like I cut things on off and on like really quick.
04:24:36
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And so I don't invest my time where it isn't needed.
04:24:41
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i'm real I'm real close with my dad's brother, my Uncle Dave. Me and him are close. Hell yeah, Uncle Dave. Yeah. That's cool. I mean yeah yeah don't know, man.
04:24:52
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i'm I'm really funky about things. like I mean, i don't know I don't want to get personal with you or with myself, but I cut things off and on real quick and if it doesn't benefit me or it can't I can't push forward in certain activities I just i just move on it's like okay no big deal because there's no loss if I have no time invested in it unless it's hard you're but if you feel like you want to reach out and try to find those other 12 cities you should definitely do that man just make sure it's worth your while but you know expect little in return yeah no but don't expect too much but
04:25:31
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Just do it out of you know kindness. It's it the right thing to do. Just reach it out. It doesn't hurt to have more people in your life. It's his version. is It's whatever your right version is, right? now Now, I will say there's there is one person that I don't want to meet, and and and that is my father. I don't want to meet him.
04:25:48
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oh Well, everybody else has, so why not? Because he he like my my sister. making a joke there to kind of come. Well, my sister. yo too i talked She called me about two weeks ago. And she said that she saw my dad under a bridge. And he was like drawing stuff on the walls.
04:26:10
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Yep. Okay. In chalk or something? What? Yeah, he had chalk. And he was like sitting. Thank God it wasn't feces. But go ahead. Crisscross applesauce talking to himself. Just drawing on the wall.
04:26:22
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Do you want to know the one person I would not like to meet? Is his dad because you might get butt but raked? that Yeah. Well, I guess so. Yeah. I mean, this guy is fucking good. So I just I went to caution to the wind.
04:26:38
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No, don't want to do it. No, it's a bad joke. Go ahead.
04:26:46
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The one person I wouldn't like to meet is my maker. but I'm sorry. It's inevitable, but yeah. sorry I enjoyed the squeaker.
04:26:58
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um Okay. I mean, no well, i mean that I mean, it's up to you whether you meet him or not, right? If you know which bridge he's under, you can see the GPS location.
04:27:09
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Yeah, with his chalk. Yeah. So what happened after the bridge? He was under the bridge making the drawing, trying to make a door with chalk. And then...
04:27:21
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he just I guess he's he's out of his mind. he just don't know. I think it's because he was he's been on drugs for like 25 years.
04:27:33
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Are you on any drugs? No. I only smoke marijuana. Okay. So who's what's saying that he doesn't want to smoke a joint as well? what's up so what's saying that he doesn't want to like smoke a joint as well Because he does like really hard drugs. like Yeah, but if he doesn't have any money, he's living under bridge. So I'm sure pot is probably... you know It's like, okay, I can at least smoke pot, right?
04:27:59
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You don't have to meet him as his son. You can just meet him as a, hey, I've got some pot. I'm sitting next to you. Yeah. so So again, it's it's just because you know one side of the story. He doesn't have to know. You can just sit down have a fuck, you know, sit down.
04:28:17
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i would smoke a bowl, but make sure you put a condom over that bowl whenever he puts his lids on it. You put something over you know, you're not sharing. don't think they make both condoms. But I mean. and that that's That's another thing.
04:28:28
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You just take your lighter. You take your lighter. Yeah. just sanitize it with the fire. No, I know what I was about to say. Well, ah like actually, to be sensible, if he's an addict, the best thing for him would be to be clean.
04:28:45
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So smoking marijuana with him is probably not a good idea. yeah i absolutely love the idea of giving drugs to drug addicts. That's the only time they're going open up to you.
04:28:56
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I don't want them to open. i Hang on, y'all. You can probably let him continue. If he's wanting to know his daddy, he doesn't even know him. Oh, open up that way. There can't be a friendlier fucking drug addict when you're giving him drugs, right?
04:29:10
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he but he Here's the thing. He also has like 18 or 19 different STDs. That's okay, too. You don't have to catch them.
04:29:22
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How many STDs are there? all of them lot There's a lot There's a lot. How about this? You bring a joint for him. You bring a joint for you. and You just happen to have an extra joint on you.
04:29:34
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You're not going as a kid. What is that what is that movie? um I can't remember. Forrest Gump. No, it's not Forrest Gump. a Free Willy. It's the one with Donald Riley in it.
04:29:47
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Walk hard. Walk hard. oh like At the end, is you're my kid? you know Kind of like situation. but you're just playing the opposite to where you know he's that and uh you know he's your dad he doesn't have to know you it'd be interesting you know what you should do you should film it for us would like to see uh
04:30:13
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i wouldn't like to see ah
04:30:20
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Yeah, I mean, um I'm like 10 beers in, but I'm almost completely fucking sober. But I'm like completely real talking with you. I would be interested to see how it goes. I mean, my dad and my dad died a long time ago, and I've got like zero fucking feelings about it.
04:30:34
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and He wasn't a great guy. i am... I'm actually a really superb fucking dad. um I give a shit in all aspects. So what did I learn from my dad? To do completely opposite of him.
04:30:45
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So what you can do is do exactly opposite from him, but it sounds like you kind of want to meet him. You know an awful lot about someone you've never met. So I would be interested in your interaction with him, knowing that you know everything that he doesn't.
04:31:00
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So that would be a, you're almost a fly on the wall situation. Do you know if he's getting help? um I talked to my Uncle Dave about it, and he said that he he reached out and tried to get him into ah center, but like he like he trashed his he trashed his house. He like went nuts and trashed his house, so he kicked him out.
04:31:26
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Yeah. but yeah you can't You can't help someone who is interested in the drugs more than they are help, right? So I'm always a guy who like, let's just feed the fire.
04:31:38
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Like I am pro feed the fire. Because if they're not going to get of their own way, you might as well, if you're interested in meaning, you might as well throw a little bit of fuel on that fire. because Because the fire's always going to be there, right?
04:31:51
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And you're just trying to see a version of him if you've never had in any interaction with him. So you might as well throw a little bit of fuel, see what you can get out of him, and just move the fuck on with your life.
04:32:03
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like If the fire's in your living room? don't know. I'd rather throw sand on the fire. that's just sweet No, no, no. Sand puts shit out. He's not interested. the the The dad is not interested in any type of shit out.
04:32:16
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Fire is sometimes good. like If you're talking about a fire that's heated, it's nice and heated. But sometimes fire could be bad. like The fire's touching you. That's bad. Yeah, but he but he's more like the alcoholism fire.
04:32:28
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Like when you drink bourbon straight from the bottle and you get that burning sensation. That's kind of what that sounds like. Yeah, but I don't know. its Fire should be sometimes. so it's um' That's all I'm saying.
04:32:40
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I'm just playing devil's ass. But you have to look at it from someone who has a severe substance abuse problem, right? And if they're not willing to get help, but yet someone's wanting to meet someone, well, there you go. You have to kind of go on their playing field long enough just to meet them, and then you fucking grow some wings and jet the hell out of there. That's that's literally it.
04:33:02
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All right. Yeah. Yeah, because you don't want to lay around the dog long enough to get a flea on You you just want to go pet it and just get the fuck out. you don't also You don't also want to bring a cat with you?
04:33:18
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Okay, yeah. yeah don't bring Don't bring a cat, I guess. Make the dog angry. If you know where he's at and he's local, just try to relate to him some way without letting him know who you are and just peace out.
04:33:35
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And just make sure you learn enough to know exactly how you don't want to be. i mean, that's what I learned from my dad. Thanks for my life. And thanks for everything I learned from you. And I am nothing like you.
04:33:47
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Oh, what did you learn from him? Could not be exactly like him. I am a great dad. I talk to my kids every day. My son's 21. literally, if there's there's seven days in a week, I guarantee I talk to him five days a week.
04:34:00
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My daughter, talk to her five days a week. I check on school things. i am i am completely involved. My dad was in jail more than he was free to be able to talk to me. I try to be a good, positive role model.
04:34:15
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I am pro father and mother being in the home. I want to make sure I set good examples yeah for things like that. yeah Yeah, man.
04:34:26
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yeah i say learn from all your parental fuck-ups and then just make sure you do exactly opposite of that. I learned from my perennial fuck-ups because I planned for them.
04:34:41
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I just like your hat and your American flag. I don't know what you're saying. I apologize.
04:34:54
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but yeah Definitely reach out to your papa. Sounds a good idea. How do you feel about reaching out to him? ah You guys got real serious.
04:35:06
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Yeah, yeah. Well, sometimes you have to, right? it's ah It's the open door, so you never know which way the wind's going to blow. Yeah. I just have to go shit my guts out. you know Oh, that's how fucking Elvis died. Yeah,
04:35:21
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yeah it's Saturday night. We're only four and a half hours in. Had a party. Checking in. Hey, have a good time. Be safe, bro. Yeah, definitely have a good time.
04:35:34
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know you went to old three. Yeah, had to. but that went for that job I had a salade with my late lunch, early dinner. and Salami day.
04:35:46
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yeah Yeah. Sorry about your daddy issues, but I had butthole issues. yeah Was hard salami? No, it wasn't salami. It was a salad.
04:35:58
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i mean I love salad. but the salad and But the crazy thing about salad is it fucking just... Oh, it cruises right through you. Yeah, man. and just i don't i don't eat rabbit food, so I don't know, but I know my wife struggles with the same issues that you currently have.
04:36:15
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but Yeah, I love me a salad. Get the fuck out of here. just love me a salad. you know i got I go to the steakhouse and I order her a steak and a baked potato and you know I like to get the salad beforehand. What dressing? All the veggies ranch.
04:36:30
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Okay. because Because I'm a man. I'd ranch twice a day. Yeah, and um yeah ranch with your pizza, ranch with your wings, ranch with your salad. like Ranch goes with everything.
04:36:45
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One time this guy was behind me and he put ranch on my back. ah fun That's weird, but uhu we don't think shame. no No, no, no, no, not at all.
04:36:58
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We'll talk about you later one more' when we're not on this section. When we're not live, we we'll make fun of you and judge you later. That was a backstage conversation.
04:37:12
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No. So the the restaurant I went to today, which typically I don't i don't yeah i don't do anything. I don't ah typically don't do that kind of stuff. Their salad comes out on this fucking plate, man. So it's like half ah half a head of lettuce on top of all the veggies and everything else. so but Actually, that's what I'm looking forward to when I end this stream is I've got half a steak and fucking...
04:37:37
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three pounds of the eight pound potato that they brought out on my plate left. yeah was watching these guys from Europe, and and they said that ah in Europe they don't do to-go plates.
04:37:53
Speaker
So whatever you order at the restaurant, you either eat it there or you just leave it. I'll fuck that. I'm punching European right in a goddamn cocksucker. I'll bring my own fucking bag. If I pay for it, I'm taking it with me.
04:38:08
Speaker
Maybe they they just call it something different. They call it takeaway. No, they don't call it. They go to-go's. oh Yeah, that's that's the thing. like if if i don't If I don't finish my meal and and and and and and I can't take it with me, well, you go ahead and go ahead and do your little mathy math and do your calculations and readjust my bill because I'm not paying full price. Oh, there you go. Absolutely.
04:38:36
Speaker
And if you stupid Europeans have a problem with it, Maybe you should do a history lesson and realize I'm American and we done kicked your ass once. I'll do it again.
04:38:47
Speaker
i don't know. They had a million plus people marching today for an American. Maybe some changes get ready happen over there. hair March all they fucking want. They got beat by fucking villagers with pitchforks.
04:39:00
Speaker
Not even a established military. Sometimes that's what it takes. It's got to start small and then grow. Yeah, I'm just saying. An established military.
04:39:11
Speaker
That's true. Leave your dick alone. You had an established military and you lost to a bunch of fucking settlers with no training. pun force Fuck you, Europe.
04:39:22
Speaker
Nah, they got some changes coming over there. They they have to.
04:39:28
Speaker
Disgust me with your hot tea. Yeah, I can't get down with that. i don Fuck, i don't hell, I don't know. I got no opinion. I haven't drank tea in years. I like tea.
04:39:40
Speaker
You like tea? Twisted tea.
04:39:46
Speaker
What? I said twisted tea. I like tea. I like TVs. whatever Have you had the Bojangles twisted tea?
04:39:57
Speaker
No. that Hold on a damn minute. They've got a Bojangles Twisted Tea alcoholic drink. You bring your fucking ass back down here to the south where you belong and you'll get that shit.
04:40:09
Speaker
Well, first of all, Benji, we got a Bojangles right down the road from my house. And i've got like six more years before I'm back down south where I belong.
04:40:20
Speaker
so You're to miss out on all the Twisted Tea with a fucking Bojangles logo on it. I don't drink Twisted Tea, though. That's the thing, man.
04:40:30
Speaker
Do you drink Bojangles Tea? Yeah, man. That's about the only thing can say. Do you drink Bojangles Twisted Tea? Bojangles, dude, they do have some good chicken. Them biscuits are... I'm telling you what, man They're fucking good, aren't they?
04:40:44
Speaker
Them biscuits are not good, bro. They're dry as fuck. They're dry as fuck. But their chicken's pretty Of course. Yeah, but they got some good sauces. I'll tell you what. Yeah, they got some good sauces. yeah know I do like me some Bojangles chicken, man.
04:40:59
Speaker
Bojangles chicken is really good, but everybody talks about the biscuits, how good them biscuits is, but they're dry, man. You choke on them sons of bitches. You've got to have that bucket. But you've got to have that half gallon of sweet tea that they give you serve with your meal so so you can survive a biscuit.
04:41:16
Speaker
Yeah, have but oh j I love their gravy and biscuit, though. i mean, that shit is stupid good. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Breakfast, gravy and brisket. that i That's a different story.
04:41:27
Speaker
That's a whole different book. That's a whole different book. That's pretty good in the mornings. yeah That's a whole other ballgame, but if you just go buy a box of biscuits, it's like... Oh, no, no, no, no.
04:41:42
Speaker
You're putting your life in your own hands. I never heard of it.
04:41:47
Speaker
i' never hurt and I'm not going to lie. um I was excited all the way up here in Ohio. in ner when they but they When they started building, they they started making this building, right?
04:42:01
Speaker
It was like, I know it's going to be a restaurant. What's going in there? Did you start seeing the design? Did you fucking know? Yeah, and then they started building. Well, no, so they started building. I was like, that's a chicken joint.
04:42:17
Speaker
Are we going to get Zaxby's in Ohio? Zaxby's is a solid. Zaxby's was right across the street from my suburban hell that I lived in, where my house where where I had my house at. and I loved Zaxby's.
04:42:32
Speaker
And then they got a little bit further, and I'm like, that's a goddamn Bojangles. That's a motherfucking Bojangles. Let's go. well and then they put the sign out. Then they put the sign out, Bojangles. I was like, hell yeah.
04:42:47
Speaker
I'm going get that chicken. I'm going to that chicken. And it's on because they got good chicken now. And that's sweet to you, though, man. And I know i know i say I say sweet tea like a northerner, like a Yankee, but I have to say it because some people that listen to this program, they don't understand.
04:43:06
Speaker
They don't understand. Down south, all we do is order a tea. But in other areas outside of the south, you have to specifically order a sweet tea. Well, you get an unsweet tea if you just said tea, I think.
04:43:21
Speaker
Well, no, no. If you're eating inside the restaurant, there's our there's a sweet and there's an unsweet already pre-made. Oh. But if you're in the South and you order a tea, you're getting a sweet tea.
04:43:32
Speaker
oh How do you get an unsweet tea? Do you have to say and give me an unsweetened? Yes. So it's it's so it's a complete it's the complete opposite. In the North, if you order a tea, you have to specify... and I'm in Ohio right now, you have to specify that you want a sweet tea.
04:43:47
Speaker
If you're down south, you have to specify that you want an unsweetened tea. Correct. And if you're up new england will sugar that shift and yeah if you're up in the New England states, like Boston, ah ah Massachusetts, New Hampshire, Vermont, all that shit, you you have to tell them that you don't want a hot tea because they still think they're British up there.
04:44:10
Speaker
Fucking clowns. but But if you go inside the restaurant, almost all of them have sweet and unsweet. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, it's like, I mean, even McDonald's. Like McDonald's, you get your own drink.
04:44:24
Speaker
So when you up and order your meal, they just give you the cup, and then you go over to the area, and then they have the sweetened and unsweetened tea, and then they got the fountain pop. and i You know, the greatest thing on the fucking planet is a McDonald's fountain Coca-Cola. I don't even like Coca-Cola. I'm a Pepsi guy.
04:44:40
Speaker
My opinion, I think if you...
04:44:43
Speaker
If it's a hot tea, you should have to specify. I want a sweet tea if it's hot tea. or you because Hot tea is just regular tea if you just say tea. That's what I'm picturing. If you just say tea, it'd be a hot tea.
04:44:56
Speaker
But if it's an iced tea, I think you would have to specify I just want no sugar in my iced tea. Because iced tea is usually like a sugar tea. It's sweet I ordered a tea, it better cold. It better be sweet.
04:45:10
Speaker
I don't know. but don't know if i would If I say i I would like some tea, I would hope it would be hot. George Washington did not cross the Delaware for me to be delivered a hot tea.
04:45:25
Speaker
God damn it. I'm sorry. that' such That's how I do it. It's in the Boston Harbor. Did not throw the tea into the water for me to be served a hot tea with no sugar in it.
04:45:37
Speaker
John Hancock did not sign his goddamn name that fucking big. That drunk son of a bitch, John Hancock, did not stumble it off the streets and sign the Declaration of Independence for me to be serving sugarless hot pee in a restaurant. I reject what I said. I apologize. Goddamn America.
04:46:02
Speaker
Don't you get me on my bullshit. Oh, no.
04:46:10
Speaker
You're the death of the devil in the pale moonlight. Let's go. oh Only if I'm drunk enough.
04:46:23
Speaker
only one way to drink tea. And it's ice cold and as sweet as can be. Ah, sweet. Yeah, if I'm enjoying tea, it's definitely going to have to be sweet and cold.
04:46:39
Speaker
How would you like your tea? I would like it too sweet. Sweet. but my But mine would be different because I am caffeine free.
04:46:50
Speaker
So I'm definitely the weirdo. ah Okay. That's no problem. You're all good. Benji, you make my head hurt. You make my head hurt, Benji.
04:47:03
Speaker
Dude, I haven't, so my kid's 21, so I haven't had caffeine in 19 years, 18 years. Oh. Yeah. oh yeah Well, congratulations. would you like a drink? Yes, baby girl.
04:47:15
Speaker
No, no, no. I'd like a bump of cocaine. Oh, okay. Yeah. A little bum-ski. A little bum-ski, my friend. There you go.
04:47:27
Speaker
Some toe-fucking-cane. yeah Yep. So so how did how did Michigan do today? I don't know. I'm just asking.
04:47:38
Speaker
Not that it matters, but I think it was like, hold on a second. What was it? They lost, right? ah No, they didn't lose. I didn't think so. Yeah, no. was 63-3. yeah no they but sixty three to three Okay, okay so so not even close. All right, gotcha. Yeah, they played Central Michigan.
04:47:56
Speaker
like yeah like and It's a win. It's cool. um and i'm gonna go central league Let's be honest. Central Michigan got the biggest win when they get to sharing that money pile. Yeah, and exactly ah Benji, and that's exactly what I'm going to talk about tomorrow on...
04:48:12
Speaker
ah unnecessary roughness because we make fun of a lot of schools. and and and And Ohio State, they played OU today. OU's no slouches, but they did beat them 37-9.
04:48:28
Speaker
But I want to talk about and you make when when when when college football fans make fun of other teams who play fluff schedules. Because you have to look at some of these schools.
04:48:40
Speaker
And I'm going to use Ohio State and Michigan as a prime example. Because Ohio State and Michigan play a lot of in-state small schools. It is super smart for them to do that. michigan mid Michigan State does the same thing. A lot of Big skin big Ten schools do this.
04:48:59
Speaker
However, the SEC, not so much. They want to pad their stats. But in the Big Ten, they do this because it puts money into these small schools.
04:49:13
Speaker
it It feeds their backyard. Yeah, it feeds their backyard. It's super smart. um I'm not trying to, like, shit on your tomorrow show, but i was just i mean I'm not stupid. I'm a sports guy, so I understand.
04:49:27
Speaker
That's what I'm saying. like i don't want I don't want to shit on anybody, but I'm so sick and tired of hearing this. Ooh, the big ten Big Ten with their cupcake schedule. First and foremost, SEC fans, shut the fuck up.
04:49:38
Speaker
Because overall, Big Ten, winning record ahead of you guys. Every time we play you guys, we beat the hell out of you guys. It's a winning record. You guys, yeah, you you circle jerk each other off.
04:49:54
Speaker
and do you know That's fun. Hold on. Let me sign up for that. How much does the NCAA pay for that? Pay for what? Circle jerk. i mean i i Count Alabama's championships and you'll find out. Name likeness image for my video game as well.
04:50:17
Speaker
ah Right? Right. I'd love to get some ROI on that. yeah No, no, no. I think it's really good that they do this for these smaller schools because, man, these smaller schools, no, they're getting fucking waxed when they come in. Yeah, but even the Big 12 did that before they basically just annihilated the Big 12 and the Pac-12.
04:50:40
Speaker
There's two teams in the Pac-12 right now. You realize that? There's two teams in the Pac-12 right now. Oregon State and...
04:50:50
Speaker
I think Washington state, Oregon state had a decent win today,
04:50:57
Speaker
but the big 12 did it. The big 10 has always done it. Even the pack 12, they kind of dabbled in that world. And we're going to talk about it tomorrow on the, on, on unnecessary roughness.
Sports Discussions and Team Fandom
04:51:11
Speaker
I'll tell you what, man. Here's my biggest complaint with unnecessary roughness. You fucks will go on live exactly when all the games start. It's like, you son of a bitches.
04:51:23
Speaker
um um I'm watching football when you guys going on. I can't watch you and participate in the football. try doing the 12 o'clock thing.
04:51:37
Speaker
Unfortunately, I do this show on Saturday nights, and I'm not always up at in time to do 12 o'clock. But we're going to try the 1230 thing this this year.
04:51:48
Speaker
That way we can get some fantasy talk and the first we're gonna try to in the first half hour, we're going to try to get fantasy talk and our picks out of the way. Why not do the picks at the beginning?
04:52:04
Speaker
Well, yeah, that's what we want to do. We want to do fantasy and picks at the very beginning. yeah and then we i look yeah then we're And then we want to roll into college games from the day before, yeah last week's football games. you know When the games are started, the games are started. It is what it is.
04:52:24
Speaker
but but But yeah, we want to get we want to get we want to get picks and fantasy football out of the way and the first half hour. Yep. I'm getting out of here. You guys have a good night. I'm smoking cigars, drinking fucking cold beer. I'm out.
04:52:45
Speaker
Johnny Bones, have a great day. Oh, no, wait. No, my bad Johnny Bones. He sounded like... Yeah, so we're going to do the 1230 thing with...
04:52:57
Speaker
with With picks and, Oh, I didn't even know what I got it. That's what I need to do before tomorrow. Actually, I need to look at last week's picks.
04:53:08
Speaker
right. So we're going to that while we're talking about that. But yeah, so that's what we're going to do tomorrow. we We're, we're, we're, we're, we're dabbling into this. Um, and I, and I'll be honest with you, man, the 12 o'clock thing. That's, that's more on me at the end of the day, because I do this show on Saturday nights and I, uh,
04:53:27
Speaker
ah Yeah, we went Browns. Got to learn limitations, Glick. Fuck limitations, man. Yeah, but then it limits the next day. You can't screw future Glick over just to sound like a word right now, Glick.
04:53:43
Speaker
Future Glick is a piece of shit. Did you guys see the Green Bay game?
04:53:49
Speaker
Thursday night. It was pretty decent. Yeah, I enjoyed it. Their defense looks crazy. Of course it should. they go they're They're fucking paying out the nose for their defense. so Yeah, ba mike Micah Parsons. Micah Parsons, man.
04:54:03
Speaker
Dude, what the fuck is Dallas sports? All right, look, nobody's here that's going to yell at me right now, so we can we could talk about sports. Sorry, Chattersbox. Hey, baby girl. I love you too, baby. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I know a little late. Hold on a second.
04:54:16
Speaker
I see you down there. I love you too, mama.
04:54:21
Speaker
ah Nobody's going to yell at us for talking about sports. so fuck um I'm encouraging it. ah You're encouraging. The chat usually encourages it, but I still get yelled at. But nonetheless, what the fuck is Dallas doing, man?
04:54:34
Speaker
What is Dallas sports doing? First homeboy from the Mavericks. Luca. lu Yeah, Luca. Thank you. Thank you, Oscar.
04:54:45
Speaker
Luca. To the Lakers. And then football season rolls around, and now and Jerry Jones wants to fucking play with my man Micah Parsons. Like, give that man his money. Pay Micah Parsons.
04:54:59
Speaker
I'm excited, dude. And then Micah Parsons to Green Bay, bro, for nothing. Green Bay got Micah Parsons. Yes, mike Green Bay is going to pay Micah Parsons. But they got him from Dallas for nothing.
04:55:14
Speaker
That man is going to be a monster on that Green Bay defense. And like you guys said, Green Bay wasn't fucking around with that defense. And then they just locked him in with Micah Parsons.
04:55:27
Speaker
And then um Travis Kelsey accidentally hurt a Xavier Worthy. Dude, Travis Kelsey smoked Xavier Worthy on the first play of the game.
04:55:42
Speaker
He fucking smoked that man. He's out for two to four weeks, something like that. He even said in a he said in a conference after the game, he's like, I was supposed to block, but I got greedy for the ball.
04:55:56
Speaker
Yeah. Goddamn Travis Swift over here.
04:56:03
Speaker
fucking Goofy. But I will say Aaron Rodgers looked like he was young Aaron Rodgers again. no i Okay.
04:56:16
Speaker
As a Cleveland Browns fan. As a Cleveland Browns fan.
04:56:25
Speaker
There's a part. And then I'm going to take my fandom out of this. Bye Benji.
04:56:32
Speaker
Phone died. Plug that son of bitch in.
04:56:39
Speaker
the fuck is the Lions Packers game?
04:56:44
Speaker
The Packers won against the Lions, right? Yeah. to and
04:56:51
Speaker
Rams won. Texans lost. Fucking Ravens. Fucking Bills.
04:56:58
Speaker
um Yeah, Vikings beat the Bears. All right, man. I'll do the math tomorrow before I start the show. I just forgot i had we had our picks. So, what the fuck were you talking about?
04:57:10
Speaker
Aaron Rodgers. Aaron Rodgers. Pittsburgh Steelers. I'm a Cleveland Browns fan. Born and raised in Ohio. Been a Cleveland Browns fan my entire life. This offseason with the Pittsburgh Steelers, I'm like, what in the actual fuck are they doing?
04:57:28
Speaker
The fuck. Like, they're doing everything they can Don't fucking lose at the end of the day, right? Everything they can. And then they come out. Now, I know they were playing the Jets.
04:57:41
Speaker
o They came out, man, and Aaron Rodgers looked good. And the Steelers' offense looked good. Steelers' defense is always good. the only thing ravens I think the Ravens might have a true competitor in the ASC North this year.
04:58:01
Speaker
And as a Cleveland Browns fan, I hate both of them goddamn teams, but I can put respect where respect is due. And at the end of the day, just like with college football, first and foremost, I'm a football fan above my teams. I'm Michigan Wolverine fan. I love my Michigan Wolverines.
04:58:17
Speaker
I love my Cleveland Browns, but I'm a football fan first and foremost at the end of the day. Yeah, yeah, yeah. As a real football fan, I can put my fandom to the side and I can and i can and i can talk real talk.
04:58:30
Speaker
You know what mean? Mm-hmm. But yeah, the Steelers, i mean, i don't know, man, but the Jets look good too. So are both our boat teams that good this year or are both teams that bad this year?
04:58:46
Speaker
It's only week one. We'll see what happens tomorrow. But i'm I'm excited for Aaron Rodgers, man. i but um i ah I'm an Aaron Rodgers guy, man. I like Aaron Rodgers. That's my guy.
04:58:57
Speaker
Well, um There's two. I mean, there's no Josh Allen, Johnny.
04:59:05
Speaker
time time Tyreek Hill requested a trade, and there's two teams looking at him right now, Pittsburgh and Kansas City. do think Yeah, but you know what? you You know if he gets the option, he's going back home to Kansas.
04:59:19
Speaker
you think he's been You think he'll go back to Kansas City? I would think so, but I ain't lie to him. I ain't going lie. Tyreek Hill and DK in Pittsburgh.
04:59:34
Speaker
That would be pretty fucking sick, bro. That that would be pretty fucking sick, bro. Tyreek and DK with Aaron Rodgers.
04:59:48
Speaker
and What did you say, Johnny? I was just saying, DK with Aaron Rodgers would be fucking almost unbeatable. i i can't wait I cannot wait as this season goes.
04:59:59
Speaker
I want to see this connect, this this chemistry between DK and Aaron Rodgers form. DK is an absolute monster. Freak of goddamn nature.
05:00:14
Speaker
he's He's built, too. he's like He's one of them built receivers. yeah He's a big-ass body receiver that is damn near as fast as Tyreek Hill.
05:00:26
Speaker
I mean, that that dude has no business being as fast as he is. I'll say Aaron Rodgers is playing for Mike. Mike don't care who you are.
05:00:40
Speaker
Mike don't care who you are. You are playing for him. Probably something new for Aaron Rodgers. Yeah. Hell yeah, man. Hell yeah. i definitely agree with that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. yeah DK in Philly since they missed out on me.
05:01:02
Speaker
DK's in Pittsburgh.
05:01:09
Speaker
I gotta go to the fucking penis. God damn it. Oh,
05:01:23
Speaker
Hell yeah. Yeah, i'm I'm excited to watch the football game tomorrow, man. Hell yeah. Nah, bro. It feels good getting back into football.
05:01:38
Speaker
It doesn't seem like, I don't know, it seems like the offseason fucking flew by. I know. i It seems like after the draft, everything just came full circle.
05:01:50
Speaker
Oh, dude, even before that, i the second the season, last season ended, was trying to keep up to date on everything. Like, every time I saw a post on YouTube about the Jets or the Bills, i was trying to click on that shit and watch up on it.
05:02:03
Speaker
So, throughout doing that all offseason, yeah, man, it just flew by. That Ravens and Bills game might be game of the year.
05:02:18
Speaker
Dude, I am looking forward to seeing that one, yeah.
05:02:24
Speaker
And got more they lose, probably go see fucking Baltimore throw another right, but. Oh, it already happened. Oh, God.
05:02:36
Speaker
ah Baltimore was up by, ah they were up 25 points, and Buffalo came back and won by one point. Oh, fuck.
05:02:50
Speaker
That's right. They won. oh Because they re-signed their kicker, their original kicker from like a couple years ago. They brought him back, and then he kicked the game-winning field goal.
05:03:06
Speaker
Johnny Bonds. ah Buffalo Bizzills. ah thought Yeah, man. Monday Night Live. one.
05:03:19
Speaker
Buffalo, Baltimore. There we go. Josh Allen, Lamar Jackson, Derek Henry.
05:03:30
Speaker
I was just telling him. Fantasy football. Monsters. Josh Allen, bro. Fuck yeah. I was just telling you i was just telling Johnny that ah that that game is probably going to be the game of the year.
05:03:47
Speaker
It's going to be fucking great, man. There's no doubt about Week one. Dude, that's going to be tough to beat, man. i yeah That was a great fucking game. like Michael Parsons. say Michael Parsons because Jerry didn't want to trade him. and Jerry Jones is a fucking tool.
05:04:10
Speaker
Just passed on my toes. got this.
05:04:16
Speaker
You're good, bro. You're good, Benji. The Ravens and Bills. Did the Ravens and Bills get... Man.
05:04:26
Speaker
Now, I know I am an honorary member of the Bills Mafia.
05:04:32
Speaker
I know that. And and my co-host my co-host on Sundays, Rick, is an honorary member of the Dog Pound. Oh, yeah. Holy shit. and i and i And I picked the Ravens in that game, and I and i defended myself last last week.
05:04:49
Speaker
um I said that I was rooting for the Bills, but I i i picked the Ravens. Oh, yeah. Holy shit. I ain't never stayed up for a goddamn Monday night football game.
05:05:03
Speaker
Yeah. Like, really? Half-time, third quarter. I'm like, eh, I know where this is going. Boy, we're going talk about this again tomorrow. Man, Buffalo Bills came out at halftime, and Josh came alive.
05:05:23
Speaker
And I was like, oh, shit. I was like, oh, shit. um mar you better get your yeah Y'all better get your shit together because them boys they Here come them boys. like them Them real boys. Not the Dallas Cowboys, them boys, but them boys. here Them Bills.
05:05:43
Speaker
Them Mafia members. like and and i was watching And I stayed up and I watched that whole game, man. And I was mad as fuck. Because fuck you, Josh Allen. I lost My first week of fantasy football because of Josh Allen. Fucking 70 goddamn points. Are you serious, Josh Allen?
05:06:04
Speaker
Are you serious, bro? After the game, what after the game, and Lamar Jackson was leaving the field, a Bills fan, like, shoved him.
05:06:15
Speaker
And he and there's there's footage of him, like, pushing him back into the fucking stands.
05:06:27
Speaker
That fan signed up for Goofy's case, so he got Goofy's case back. He
05:06:34
Speaker
wanted to fucking smoke. Yeah, he wanted to smoke with Lamar Jackson. Yeah, that fan was about to get to smoke and he wasn't ready for it. That's why Lamar Jackson had to come out Tuesday and say, I'm sorry for pushing a fan.
05:06:55
Speaker
Eh, fuck you. If you wanted to smoke, that man didn't have to apologize. don' Don't start no shit. There won't be no shit, you little bitch. and That's fucking life. Better check yourself before you riggity, riggity wreck yourself, son.
05:07:11
Speaker
In the words of the great ice cube.
05:07:15
Speaker
Literally. Don't start no shit. There won't be no shit, you goofy ass. Hmm. Lamar Jackson actually was watching the game because he knew that he didn't have any answer.
05:07:30
Speaker
Yeah, no. Yeah, man. Anyway, you literally had to watch. it Yeah, man. Yeah, absolutely. Bench. yeah man Josh Allen. Josh Allen just came out, man. Josh Allen. Josh Allen and that offense, man.
05:07:42
Speaker
They came out and they and they and was ready for man. quarter of The last second. Yeah. and they They was ready for it. But You know, Baltimore had a big lead. All Baltimore had to do was control the game, and Baltimore didn't control the game.
05:07:59
Speaker
And, you know, hey, Baltimore, that's what you did last year against Cleveland when Cleveland whooped your ass. And I hope Cleveland whoops that ass again tomorrow. Son? They won't.
05:08:12
Speaker
They won't play. good They play ah Baltimore tomorrow? Yeah. yeah I hope the Browns win because my buddy Mike is also a Browns fan.
05:08:22
Speaker
Okay. Hell yeah, your buddy Mike sounds like a good dude.
05:08:30
Speaker
He's a fun guy. like please He's a fun guy. He's a fun animal. He's fun animal. I'm a big dumb animal.
05:08:42
Speaker
He's a fun animal. I'm a big dumb animal. It sounds like him and I could be friends. I can't even tell you the amount of times he wanted to put me through a wall. but I can't tell you the amount of times I want to put you through a wall. He's a... I'm going to put you through a table. because you're's in ohio He's Ohio State fan.
05:09:06
Speaker
I don't like him. December, Johnny Bones, I'm going to put you through a table. Bills, Cleveland, Browns. In Cleveland. I want to see it happen. i want to put you there I want to put you through a table, Johnny. how do you think i gonna get He's already going to get put through a table November 30th when the Bills play the Steelers.
05:09:27
Speaker
Yeah? The Bills are going to smoke the Steelers by fucking three touchdowns. Calm down, Mark. I'm going to have a strong bass.
05:09:36
Speaker
I'm going to have a strong fucking bass. We're talking a lot of football. Hey, man. Hey, I appreciate you guys coming in here late in the show. ah fuck yeah sons of bitches zen I love talking football. and You guys have no idea same how much I love talking football. and my man bay My man Benji is in here. My man Benji, he'll talk football with me all day long.
05:09:57
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soon as somebody touches the player, they go from fan to fan. Yes. You can't touch a player and then claim, yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. yes yes yes yes 100, Benji.
05:10:10
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That's what I'm saying. like You can't you can't you can't You can't put your hands on a player in a violent act, and when that player defends himself, then become the victim. That's like, and I'm just going to use it i'm just going to use this as an example.
05:10:29
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Haas, I like you. You're a good dude, man. You popped in here the last couple weeks. If Haas was to push me, And then I pushed him back and he fell on his ass and looked stupid. And then he doesn't get to be the bad.
05:10:41
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Like, I don't become the bad guy in that situation because Haas pushed me first. You know what mean? Like, you don't get to push me. And then then I push you back and go, oh I'm the victim.
05:10:53
Speaker
No, the fuck is wrong with me, bro? Did you guys see Travis Kelsey get punched in the face by the one of the Chargers? o Well, first and foremost, that's Travis Swift.
05:11:07
Speaker
Not Travis. Yeah. Travis Swift. Don't you ever disrespect Taylor Swift like that again? Fucking mean Swift. a Fucking mean Swift.
05:11:20
Speaker
Oh, God. Travis Swift. He got punched in the face. Open hand punched. He was like, boom. He wanted to fucking get piece.
05:11:34
Speaker
They but but they were serving cake and he wanted some. i hope I hope the Steelers win tomorrow so I can brag to Megan about Seahawks.
05:11:50
Speaker
Megan's going to kick your ass. Oh, sir i Megan. Megan. Yeah. about. yeah
05:12:01
Speaker
yeah i know you talking I was still playing the sea chickens.
05:12:09
Speaker
That's smart. I'm definitely taking the Steelers in that game.
05:12:16
Speaker
Yep. Steelers and Seahawks. And then next week next week's the Patriots. Fucking Patriots. We just got Julius Peppers from the Patriots.
05:12:29
Speaker
Oh, I remember when Julius Peppers was in Cleveland. Huh. I just remember when he was in Michigan. He was a monster. Still have my Pippers jersey.
05:12:41
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good Fucking Joey Porter Jr. got hurt.
05:12:48
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I got my ex. She was a Steelers fan.
05:12:56
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And her parents have been season ticket holders for like the last 40 years. Care to take a guess where their where their seats were? Like sideline?
05:13:09
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Yes. Front row right behind the Steelers bench.
05:13:16
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So when we were together, um we went we went two years. um The first year we went, we we got a flag.
05:13:27
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It was a house divided flag. And we had it hung over the hung over the yes but wall or whatever from where we were sitting at. and at the end of the game, Joey Porter and I'm a fan of Joey Porter loved him in college, loved him throughout his career. and And then in the NFL, I was so stoked that the Steelers picked up Joey Porter Jr. and Joey Porter Jr. was at the end of the game. He was walking off and he kind of like all the fans were yelling at him and he looked back and he seen us and I'm in all Browns gear.
05:14:03
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course, she's seen our flag. He's like, oh, hell yeah. Somebody give me a marker. Somebody give me a marker. And he got a marker and ran over and he signed our flag. And I i still haven't.
05:14:15
Speaker
I think I was going to give that shit back when we broke up. Nah, bitch. Nah. You got me voting up. And then the last year we went, at the end of the game, Myles Garrett came over.
05:14:28
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And I wish I would have had my Myles Garrett jersey on. because I'd have had him sign it. I'd have taken that son a bitch off and had him sign but he came over. I'm the only Browns fan, mind you, right behind the Steelers bench.
05:14:41
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And Miles Garrett was like, you know, he was saying hi to the fans and high-fiving everybody. and um And I kind of leaned over and I was like, Miles. And he was like, oh, shit, my dog, what's up? And he like jumped up and high-fived me and fist bumped me.
05:14:55
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And and i not he was like, what is good, man? Hey, you know, and then the Browns lost. The Browns lost. It is what it is. But, no, it was a cool experience.
05:15:09
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I wish I had my Miles jersey. If I had my Miles jersey on, I'd have snatched that bitch off so don't know. miles hear Miles Garrett is the reason Mason Rudolph is not the same quarterback he was when he got drafted.
05:15:24
Speaker
Miles Garrett is the reason why my Mason Rudolph went from licking windows to eating his boogers in the aisle. who
05:15:36
Speaker
Yeah, he fucking smacked him over the head with his helmet. Pull him? Hey, hey, hey. My man is peaceful as hell. My man Miles is peaceful as hell. Calm, cool, collected. Nicest guy you'll ever fucking meet.
05:15:51
Speaker
What did you do, Mason Rudolph, to piss off Miles Garrett that he almost ended your entire life?
05:15:59
Speaker
Sometimes you see a helmet to the head to level somebody up. Yeah, he fucking took his helmet off. Fucked up shit. yeah but up I'll actually just love Steelers because they... Nice, Bench. I grew up a Steelers fan, but then I switched teams for like
05:16:35
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four years back in like when I was like maybe 13. I
05:16:43
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i i was a fan of the Carolina Panthers at that time. Yeah. Because I like Cam Newton.
05:16:55
Speaker
I have been a Cleveland Browns fan my entire life. The only time I wasn't a Cleveland Browns fan is Hey, Art Modell and the Modell family, may you all rot in hell, you motherfucking pieces of shit.
05:17:10
Speaker
You scumbag motherfuckers. And if I ever come to Baltimore, Maryland, I will piss on your grave, Art Modell. You're going to make Baltimore start another riot.
05:17:22
Speaker
oh You motherfucking piece of shit. Fuck you, Baltimore. Fuck you, Art Modell. Fuck the Modell family. The only time I was not a Cleveland Browns fan was when that piece of shit Art Modell stole our team and took them to Baltimore.
05:17:39
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And then I was the Packers fan. I like Reggie White. I like Brett Favre. I like Donald Driver. oh yeah i went I went from the North NFC North?
05:17:54
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andfc so um ah nfc
05:17:58
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the fuck is it Packers Vikings spares me let me check real quick that NFC North right
05:18:09
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I don't I just know I completely fucking left a whole ass team out Minnesota Lions Packers oh yeah the Bears ah the Bears nobody cares about the Bears the NFC
05:18:25
Speaker
North, right? It's NFC North, right? NFC North. Yeah, I went from the AFC North to the NFC North, and I became a Packers fan because there was no Cleveland Browns. The Packers play the Browns on the 21st.
05:18:39
Speaker
I know. Oh, shit. Browns will
05:18:52
Speaker
I hope Kansas City don't go to the playoffs this year.
05:19:01
Speaker
I hope Kansas City just fucking dies. i really i really think Josh Allen deserves a Super Bowl.
05:19:15
Speaker
I agree. I agree 100%. Josh Allen. This is coming from a Cleveland Browns fan. The Buffalo band of the buffalo Bills fan base deserves a Super Bowl, man.
05:19:30
Speaker
Fuck, yeah. there's never a ring man Only team in NFL history to go to the Super Bowl four years in a row
05:19:43
Speaker
and lose. You got two stats in one. You're the only team in NFL history to go four years in a row. You're also the only team to go to the Super Bowl four years in a row and lose.
05:20:00
Speaker
God damn you, Scott Norwein. In the last four years, they've been in the AFC Championship. Yeah. and and and And fucking Kermit the Frog and the Kansas City Queefs have been their kryptonite.
05:20:17
Speaker
Why? Johnny Bongs, can the Buffalo Bills not beat the Kansas City Chiefs in the playoffs? Because in the regular season,
05:20:28
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Buffalo Bills will beat the unholy hell of the Kansas City Chiefs like they're redheaded stepchild. Sorry, Haas. no No offense. but
05:20:43
Speaker
For real? They will beat the unholy hell out of out of the fucking...
05:20:52
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no Yeah. Any other fucking time.
05:21:05
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dude, come on, Josh Allen. Come on, Buffalo Bills. I'm tired of rooting for you guys in the playoffs against the goddamn Kansas City Chiefs and you stupid sons of bitches.
05:21:16
Speaker
Let me down every goddamn year. I know. Something fucking stupid always happens. If somebody from the AFC going to win the Super Bowl, let it be the Bills. If it's not the Cleveland Browns, which it will never be the Cleveland Browns. I'll never see the Cleveland Browns in the Super Bowl. I'll go to my green before I see the Cleveland Browns in the Super Bowl. I don't even care if they win.
05:21:37
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I just want to see them there. They could lose. They could lose five Super Bowls in a row as long as they get there. Yeah, right? Yes.
05:21:50
Speaker
Yeah, but then when they get there and they lose, it's going to be huge letdown. i don't fucking care. At this point, I've been a Cleveland Browns fan my entire life. Just just just get there.
05:22:01
Speaker
Just get there. Just get there one time. Win or lose, just get there. Just get there.
05:22:07
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We can focus on winning. after However, however, however, with the ruling in the offseason, with the new records, the Cleveland Browns are third in the NFL with the most championships. yeah
05:22:35
Speaker
Hell yeah. Hell yeah. and and And with that new ruling, they made a big fucking to-do about the Kansas City Chiefs going for a three-peak.
05:22:48
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With the new ruling, Green Bay Packers have already done that. They've already three-peated before the Super Bowl era. So championships count now before the Super Bowl era.
05:23:01
Speaker
Cleveland Browns have eight Super Bowl rings. You hear that, Pittsburgh Steelers fans? Yeah, Pittsburgh Steelers fans! Suck a dick with your six rings because Cleveland has eight, and it's in the records books, and we're number three with the most championships in the world.
05:23:17
Speaker
Of any NFL team. So suck it Sorry, Hoss. I know you're Steelers fan. So suck it, Steelers fans. Suck my brown eye right around the donut hole. Pittsburgh Steelers fans.
05:23:35
Speaker
Oh. Who has the most championships? Green Bay? I have no fucking idea, nor do I care. I just seen that Cleveland was third. And I was like, well, yeah, finally we get recognition.
05:23:51
Speaker
yeah so So that I can talk shit to the Steelers fans.
05:24:16
Speaker
Pittsburgh pitsburgh needs to work on their ah offensive line. Aaron Rodgers should not be getting sacked four times in a game.
05:24:25
Speaker
Facts. my pa My pap thinks that he's like, give it three more weeks. I guarantee you Aaron Rodgers is going to get hurt. I'm like, we'll see.
05:24:41
Speaker
ah I hope not, man. I'm an Aaron Rodgers fan.
05:24:47
Speaker
oh Because my pap thinks he's going to pull what he pulled with the Jets. His first season. Yeah. The Achilles. there Yeah. ah Yeah.
05:25:05
Speaker
Played like one snap with the Jets and then got hurt for the whole year.
05:25:12
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Mm-hmm. He got bored, man. He wanted to sit on the sideline the whole year and collect money. Yeah, so he wanted one to fuck him up.
05:25:26
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I think his best interest is to play this year with Pittsburgh and call it quits. Yeah. agree 100%. Hell yeah. Yeah.
05:25:39
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yeah yeah Browns found the back door. so I'm giving damn front door. over the front door, back door, whatever.
05:25:52
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I'm hitting them. I'm putting it in whatever door I can put it
05:26:01
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in. Magic bongs knows what I'm talking about. Sometimes. Browns found the back door. Yeah. no Magic bone. new new york New York sports do have one thing going for them. The Yankees are second and overall in the MLB right now.
05:26:23
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Yeah. That don't matter. to all fucking choke of The Yankees have Aaron Judge.
05:26:33
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He's good. is good.
05:26:38
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and mean there's still some I'm a Cincinnati Reds fan. and And I had to look because they're game and a half behind the last spot and in the playoffs.
05:26:55
Speaker
And I had to look and I was like, how many goddamn games are left? Because we're still early in September.
05:27:03
Speaker
And Terrence Crawford, Jesus Christ. Terrence Crawford is with 31 KOs. Oh, shit. Hold the fuck on.
05:27:18
Speaker
Rewind that back. Rewind that back. Rewind that back. Yo, son. Rewind that back, son.
05:27:25
Speaker
it I'm going to need you to rewind that back. I like the Dodgers. Fucking Dodgers. Because pittsburgh pi the Pittsburgh Pirates are not worth my time.
05:27:37
Speaker
Are you in Pittsburgh? I'm like an hour from Pittsburgh. Which way? North. Where are you from? Pennsylvania.
05:27:49
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I know. You know where Grove City is? It's about four hours from here. Oh, so you're like opposite direction.
05:28:08
Speaker
Crawford is what? what the fuck Crawford 41-0, 31 KOs. This is a bad man. 19-4 record in world title fights, 15 knockouts, number three ranked pound for pound.
05:28:24
Speaker
Oh, wait, hold on. Who the fuck is the champion in this? Is Canelo or Crawford?
05:28:32
Speaker
I thought Canelo was the champion. I'm actually an hour and 49 minutes from Grove City. Okay. So you're like northwest.
05:28:44
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Mm-hmm. Or northeast. Northeast. Mm-hmm. All right.
05:28:53
Speaker
Oh, shit. So, hold on. Oh, man, dude. This is... I am out of the whack on this.
05:29:01
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so out of the i live I live near... i live like 20 minutes from a ah very popular college town. What college town?
05:29:12
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ah Indiana University of Pennsylvania. Yeah. Aaron Rodgers already said this is his... Oh, okay. Cool, cool, cool. Is this going to be his last season?
05:29:26
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I would hope so, man. I honestly thought that last year would have been his last season. You think he'll retire as a Steeler? you think he'll go back to Green Bay?
05:29:38
Speaker
I would love to see him sign a contract Green Bay and retire a Packer, but did Brett Favre retire a Packer?
05:29:51
Speaker
Yep. Yeah. Yeah, do do do do do my man Rodgers like they did my man Brett Favre. Yeah. Cleveland did that for for shit the kids from the kid from Florida that Cleveland drafted and then he went to went to Pittsburgh got Joe
05:30:18
Speaker
trying not to go get my closet because Joe Hayden. i Yes. Hey. Yes. Yeah, Hayden haden spent a good chunk of of his career in Cleveland.
05:30:33
Speaker
Then he went to Pittsburgh, and then he they signed him to a contract in Cleveland so he could retire at Brown. And now he now he now he's doing a podcast with ah James Harrison.
05:30:48
Speaker
Hell yeah. Hell yeah. I love you some James Harrison. I like me some James Harrison Jr. too. James Harrison. I don't like James Harrison for the simple fact. Well, I like him as a person, but like he's a traitor. He went to the Bengals.
05:31:03
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Well, I mean, Joe Hayden went to the Steelers.
05:31:08
Speaker
hu And then he went to the Patriots when they were fucking winning Super Bowls. Yeah, and then he came back home to Cleveland so he could retire as a Brownie.
05:31:19
Speaker
and And then he was in Florida, man. He was a Gators fan.
05:31:26
Speaker
I got that. Now I'm here. Crawford, Canelo. Canelo's coming out. had a Man, Canelo's a bad man. I can beat his fans.
05:31:40
Speaker
Canelo wanted to fight Jake Paul, and he was like, no, I'm not fighting you. Jake Paul, Logan Paul, don't either one of them fight out they don't want to fight a real boxer. they don't want to um They don't want to fight somebody in their weight class, in their age range.
05:31:57
Speaker
And they don't want to fight the legit boxer. They want to fight a bunch of fucking old ass dudes. that might time That Mike Tyson fight made me sad, bro. This man's got one, two, three, four, five. This man's got God damn, son. You got six motherfucking belts, bro. 63 and two with 39 KOs.
05:32:20
Speaker
This man's walking to the ring with a whole ass entourage and six belts. This fight's on Netflix, right? Yeah. My man, all this motherfucker's got a badge. Listen here, you crooked-ass Mexican policia.
05:32:41
Speaker
My man, damn, he's got a whole-ass entourage. Hey, son, I'll fight you. Put all six of them belts up. I need more belts on my wall.
05:32:51
Speaker
I'll put my belts up against your belts. Bitch-ass Canelo. I'll beat the brakes off you. Just kidding. We're not even going to say weight class. I'm 290 pounds.
05:33:07
Speaker
Snatch his ass up. I ain't boxing him. I'm going to fight his ass. You're boxing me. I'm going to put these bear paws on you. You know i yeah who I enjoy watching fight?
05:33:21
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ah Patty the Batty. Hell yeah. yeah
05:33:27
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No, I'm just joking. Canelo seems to be a bad man. He's got some tiny little chicken legs, though.
05:33:42
Speaker
bro. 39 KOs. Six-fight win streak. Undisputed super middleweight champion. Eight-ranked pound for pound.
05:33:54
Speaker
better than are done Yeah, I've seen it. i so love that What belt are they fighting for, though? Benji, help me out here. What belt are they fighting for?
05:34:08
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Because my man's got six goddamn belts.
05:34:16
Speaker
He don't even look Mexican. Homeboy looks Irish as fuck. Hmm. Y'all, if y'all got Netflix, you gotta put this on and check out my man Canelo.
05:34:30
Speaker
Because this sumbitch is white as hell. well He's a ginger-ass motherfucker. He don't look Mexican.
05:34:47
Speaker
yeah Johnny. Yo. I've seen a thing that Conor McGregor is running running for president over in, I think it's either ire Ireland or Scotland. What the fuck?
05:35:00
Speaker
What the fuck in the world are we living? He's the notorious Conor McGregor. The penalty for people is going to be him fighting them.
05:35:14
Speaker
He broke the law getting a ring. He broke the law getting a ring. I don't want to. I wasn't asking it to lie. It's the law. I'll fight Conor McGregor.
05:35:30
Speaker
Oh, fuck. I can't believe Johnny Bones Jones retired, man. Yeah. For real, man. Have you guys seen the new Roadhouse movie with Gillen?
05:35:42
Speaker
but go Yeah. no but i heard it I heard of it. i you fucking kills me in that goddamn movie. I got a message for you from your father. and From your mother.
05:35:58
Speaker
And some bitch, all four foot three of him walks up in the house. Where the fuck is everybody?
05:36:06
Speaker
That sub bitch is four foot three. That sub bitch is four foot three, 115 goddamn pounds. whole Walking like he's six foot eight.
05:36:16
Speaker
400 pounds. He's like, i just we a four' been I love I love Connor McNeil, man. there z kay They're filming a second.
05:36:33
Speaker
I know. i know. ah that was the hell but That was a hell of fight scene between him and Jake Gyllenhaal, man. And shout out to Jake Gyllenhaal because homeboy really fucking trained and really learned how to be an m MMA fighter, man. Jake Gyllenhaal is a badass dude, man.
05:36:52
Speaker
He's trained to be a boxer in that... What was that one movie? Is Southpaw? Is that what it was? Yeah, my cellbo like like... Yeah, like Jake Gyllenhaal is a legit badass dude, man. Like, that cat can fight and his and his sister's whore. Maggie Gyllenhaal, I've seen everything I need to know about you and thank you.
05:37:13
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Thank you, Maggie. A lot of people want Jake Gyllenhaal to be the new Batman. ah fuck o I wouldn't be mad at that.
Speculations on Film and Characters
05:37:24
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I think he could be a good Batman.
05:37:28
Speaker
But from from what I've been seeing, James Gunn is keeping Robert Pattinson as Batman. i'm not I'm not mad at Robert Pattinson and the Batman world, but I feel like Jake Gyllenhaal could really fucking nail what Michael Keaton nailed in the ninety s where Michael Keaton was that perfect Bruce Wayne and Batman.
05:37:56
Speaker
You know what I mean? He was that perfect combination. and i ah yeah I think Dylan, I think Jake could do. but where Christian Bale was fucking worst Batman ever. Christian Bale. For me, it's a tie between ah Ben Affleck and Michael Keaton.
05:38:24
Speaker
I love it. i not and and there's And there's reasons why ah why I like Ben Affleck as Batman. First and foremost, he's kind of a big dude. Yeah.
05:38:36
Speaker
He's not a small guy. Oh, hell no. he did he did He did the Batman thing pretty goddamn well. And you didn't get to see the... You didn't really get to see the playboy billionaire Bruce Wayne...
05:38:50
Speaker
But you got to see, I'm going to get in your head, Detective Bruce Wayne. With Ben Affleck. You got to see him fucking, like that scene with him and Amanda Waller.
05:39:06
Speaker
Like, dude, that is the only person. back that is that That is the first person that you've seen since they introduced the Amanda Waller character.
05:39:17
Speaker
It has nothing to with Ben Affleck, but I thought Ben Affleck did a great job. He was the first fucking person to put her in check. He put her ass in check.
05:39:31
Speaker
She said, I know your secret. He said, I know yours. And that bitch went stone cold. fuck yeah i fucking i fuck my already hate Fuck my life. my life.
05:39:45
Speaker
like I was like, yo, that's my dog. That's my dog right there. Put that bitch in check. Let's go. because you know my secret? one I'm Bruce Wayne.
05:39:56
Speaker
This man knows all of your secrets and your weaknesses and he lets you know the balls on this man. Let's go. yeah. he yeah That shit was cold, man. That shit was cold.
05:40:14
Speaker
he said Yeah, Amanda Waller is a cunt. She is a cunt. My man literally took took a drink. He said,
05:40:27
Speaker
I know all yours. And that was all. And she went, ghost wife. but this is Oh ah shit. I fucked around and found out.
05:40:41
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me Me and Johnny are not big fans of the Corn Sweat Superman. Oh, my God. Corn Sweat. Hold on a second. Hold on a second. David Corn Sweat. Yeah, David Corn Sweat plays as Superman now.
05:40:55
Speaker
Oh, in the new Superman movie?
05:41:00
Speaker
If you're going to play the Man of Steel, how about your name? It sounds like such a douchebag. Ha, ha, ha, ha. i miss I want Henry Cavill back, motherfucker.
05:41:10
Speaker
i Yeah, I know. I love me some Henry Cavill. love me some Henry Cavill. I love me some Cavill. I love me some Cavill Reign. I really hope we get Cavill Reign.
05:41:23
Speaker
I don't know, man. That dude can do no wrong.
05:41:34
Speaker
And so I'm a but guy, man. DC's been ah
05:41:41
Speaker
all over the place. Yeah. And they're playing with the multiverses and they're playing with the this and that. You know what I want? You know what I want? I got to get this shit right over here. What the fuck is happening?
05:42:02
Speaker
You know what i want? I want James gun
05:42:10
Speaker
Gunn to get a hold of the CW DC Universe.
05:42:21
Speaker
Yeah, with Grant Gust. Yeah, the CW has done it perfectly. From Smallville to The Flash to Arrow to Lois and Clark. They have done it.
05:42:37
Speaker
Perfect. he are How do we bring that? The CW DC Universe to the big screen. ah but Stop playing with our emotions.
05:42:53
Speaker
Give us... CW, DCU, big screen. but They will fucking annihilate everything and anything. And I love the Marvel Universe.
05:43:05
Speaker
I'm a comic book guy. The MCU is amazing. Robert Downey Jr., America's ass, Chris Evans, Chris Pratt. like they they like Everything has been perfect in the Marvel world.
05:43:19
Speaker
They've showed you how to do the DC the dc world perfectly. On the small screen. Replicate that. um he yeah And you have fucking James Gunn now. James Gunn did how much in the Marvel Universe? he did He did all three Guardians of the Galaxy movies.
05:43:42
Speaker
Yes. And they were all three perfect. Perfect. Hell yeah. yeah What up, homies?
05:44:04
Speaker
James Gunn is actually thinking about hiring Grant Gustin and the other guy from the Flash to be Flash and reverse Flash.
05:44:20
Speaker
I hope so. I hope so. I love Grant Gustin as the Flash. I didn't know how I was going to feel about it, but I fucking loved him. I thought he was great i'm on the Flash show. the The guy who played Reverse Flash,
05:44:38
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i think I can't think of his name, but he he was he's he's always been known for comedic roles and stuff like that. He was great. He was great as the Reverse Flash, man. and And, yeah,
05:44:51
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Arrow is great, man. Stephen Amell was great as the Arrow. um that They need to bring back ah Alan Richardson as Aquaman since he played him in Smallville.
05:45:04
Speaker
Yes. Dude, Smallville even did it great with everybody. I want so bad. Look, as a Smallville fan, as a Superman fan, we never got to see my man Tom Wellington the Superman getup.
05:45:22
Speaker
We never actually got to see him as Superman. Come on. and then And then when they... And the CW, they tried to do it, and then he was like, I gave up my powers.
05:45:38
Speaker
I'm serious. I'm just... Are you serious right now, bro? I watched 12 goddamn seasons of this fucking show, and I loved every season of Smallville.
05:45:51
Speaker
Are you serious right now, bro? Fucking Lex Luthor shows up, and you're just like, I don't have powers anymore. Oh, motherfuckers. Oh, you motherfuckers.
05:46:02
Speaker
I'm going to come to a Comic-Con, and I'm going beat your ass on Wallington. Oh, you son of a bitch. Oh, you son of a bitch. Yeah. don't laugh him i involved That was really cool seeing Nicholas Cage in the Superman suit in the in the Flash movie.
05:46:28
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You're muted there, buddy.
05:46:36
Speaker
Sorry, I muted myself. I was on a tangent. No, Nicolas Cage's Superman was dope because Nicolas Cage made no bones about it. He wanted to play Superman. I think it would have been a cool Superman.
05:46:51
Speaker
I mean, at the end of the day. mean, it would have been a goofy. It might have been a cool one-off, but, you know. Oh, Nicolas Cage's Superman, Clark Kent. I would have gotten that one quick.
05:47:02
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his um his next His next project, he's doing a live-action Spider-Man Noir for Amazon Prime. I heard about
05:47:19
Speaker
that. Nicholas Cage is going to be Spider-Man. What the fuck? He's going to be s spider moy and he's gonna be s Spider-Man Noir, right? Yep, the detective Spider-Man.
05:47:31
Speaker
Yeah, I dig it. It's perfect. Hell yeah.
05:47:39
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Spider-Man and Ghost Rider were touched as the same person.
05:47:45
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I'm trying process that one.
05:47:50
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yeah that All I'm saying is Deadpool and Wolverine better be in Avengers Doomsday. That'd be interesting.
05:48:06
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you know if you ask me remember uh x-men or agent wolverine where he fought deadpool yeah if you ask me that should have came after the deadpool versus wolverine movie because remember where they're fighting and he's like god they finally found a way to shut you up wade that makes that makes sense if you would have said that after the deadpool and wolverine movie
05:48:35
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Well, in Deadpool 2, Deadpool actually goes back in time and fucking ah shoots that version of himself. Oh, God.
05:48:48
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Shoots him right in the fucking head. And then he walks up to Hugh Jackman and he's like, one day, your your your old pal Wade is going to ask you to get back in the suit again. And then two years later, they announce Deadpool Wolverine.
05:49:09
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How do feel about this? And you know how and X-Men Origins, how he he chopped off his head? Yeah. Well, the head in the ending credits scene um ah that movie, the head is still alive and the stitches come off.
05:49:30
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And in Deadpool and Wolverine, there's a floating Deadpool head. That talks. And it's a sull it's a skeleton underneath. Yeah, that's that's zombie. that's ah That's from the Marvel zombies. They're also thinking yeah it's they're also thinking that it's the same Deadpool from X-Men Origins Wolverine.
05:49:56
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Huh. Yeah, he chopped his head off. Yeah, he chopped his fucking head off. I mean, shout out to Disney. The first ever... will get some asshole talking shit behind me.
05:50:09
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But the first ever actually Disney produced Disney original rated anything will be Marvel Zombies.
05:50:22
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and um And I'm fucking pumped for It's going to be animated, but um I don't give a fuck. I'm excited for it because I... I read the entire Marvel Zombies series, and it was so fucking good.
05:50:38
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so And when when Disney said they were going to do it, I was like, fuck, you've got to be kidding This going be stupid-ass bullshit. And when they announced that it was going the first ever Disney rated project, I was like, fuck yeah, Disney's going to do this right I was like, Disney's going to do this great. That's what's up. and It's animated. so so you know You can do you can kind of do whatever you want. you can kind i seen a clip I'm excited for it.
05:51:09
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I've seen a clip from like the trailer of the Marvel zombies. and blade Blade looks like he's Moon Knight in the trailer.
05:51:24
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Dude, there's so much happening right now. and and And out to Ryan Reynolds, because, I mean, to be honest with you guys, it was a lot to do with Ryan Reynolds and him doing these Deadpool movies. But you know with a lot of these new movies, we're getting to see characters brought into the MCU.
05:51:45
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We're going to finally get to see the X-Men legit brought into the MCU. Wow. The talks of Channing Tatum Gambit and the Gambit movie is fired back up.
05:51:59
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a you know I'm excited for it. It was cool to see Deadpool vs. Wolverine. yeah But we finally got to see Channing Tatum as Gambit. and Anybody who has a problem with Channing Tatum playing Gambit, you don't know nothing about my man Gambit.
05:52:15
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You don't know not a goddamn thing about my man Gambit. And Channing Tatum... that's That's his baby, much like Deadpool's Ryan Reynolds' baby. and Wow. train may not be was It was so perfect.
05:52:33
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but Getting to see Elektra back and getting to see Wesley Stapes' Blade back. that is the Shout out to Ryan Reynolds because, yes, Sony, Fox, they did these movies, but Ryan Reynolds really pushed to bring these characters into the into the Disney MCU.
05:52:52
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and shot off to rights for that very Now we're getting to now we're really getting an opportunity to see And Disney's doing you know daredevil and Punisher and stuff like that now and they're dabbling into that Yeah, because you know for do adult content, but yeah cause single poor do adult content they're doing ah and another They're doing a rebooted Punisher series next year, and it's going to be rated R. Yeah. and go The animated Marvel stuff is actually it's actually really good. so the The whole entire What If show was amazing.
05:53:33
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I loved it. I thought it was great. That was good. Yeah. bring forget You know what? Thomas Jane is my Punisher, but give me Shane Baranthal all day long as Punisher.
05:53:46
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Absolutely killed it. Absolutely. I mean, yeah you know, outside of Warzone, Punisher Warzone, what was that guy's name? Not Benny Jones.
05:54:05
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You got Ray Stevenson as the Punisher, and then you had Dolph Lunder as the Punisher.
05:54:16
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Shane Barenthal. Punisher wasn't a little guy. he was a big dude.
05:54:26
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was a big cat. In the comic books, he was huge. Yeah, he was a big dude. And you hit that with Dolph Bontzern back in the day. And he hit that with Ray Stevenson. And then you had Thomas Jane and now Shane Barenthal. The other thing is Thomas Jane and Shane Barenthal because Thomas Jane was my Punisher.
05:54:46
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for a long fucking time and then shane barrenthal came in with the netflix and i was like fuck yeah or yeah i'm like fuck yeah you were a prick on the walking dead you piece of shit itt at the digging you is i'm digging you is i don't is it shane barrenthal did i have that right am i disrespecting my man no you're good that's how i think ah it's either yeah shane or barrenthal why is shark you're on I thought his character.
05:55:18
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Oh, his Walking Dead, his name is Shane. Yeah, hold on a second. me double check. I don't want to disrespect my man. Because I do i do like him.
05:55:30
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we'll We'll see Punisher again. John Barenthal. Barenthal. Sorry, John. Sorry, John. Now that you're watching this, but I apologize. He was Shane on The Walking Dead, and he was a prick, and he deserved to die.
05:55:43
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Then he became the Punisher, and I was like, hell yeah.
05:55:48
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Five foot one of you. I actually have no idea. My man hit that line in the courtroom. I actually have no idea how tall it is. My man hit that. I'm the judge. I'm the jury. I'm the executioner.
05:56:10
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Yeah. Not only that, but are arrested him here in Ohio. And he was like, you're on arrest for murder. He's like, didn't murder anybody. They died of stupidity.
05:56:20
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And I was like, well, yeah. Yeah, no doubt. i I mean, he's just not that small. He's 5'11". I guess he is.
05:56:33
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will see Punisher again in the new Spider-Man movie next year.
05:56:46
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i hope ah i hope um he gets his Punisher Iron Man suit because there's rumors that they're going to be fighting the Hulk. Are
05:56:57
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you going to me an Iron Man Punisher? about to bust my whole ass in it.
05:57:09
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i'm not the nut of an issue the only two punishers in comics that are strong enough to beat the ah hulk are uh the war machine punisher and the venom symbiote punisher Which are both fucking Anywho I just have to look up at the clock Guys, thank you guys for hanging out with us man Everybody who come up on the panel tonight Everybody in the chat, thank you guys Appreciate you guys Tune in tomorrow Unnecessary Roughness My man Rick and I will be here Maybe we'll have our lawyer so gohoers Derek Wayne May be here with us ah um Monday i think Wally will be back Tuesday I'm going to be hanging out with my man Zay Grassley
05:57:55
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05:58:05
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05:58:18
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05:58:31
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