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Nonsensical Nonsense: Hostile Takeover

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ROCK LEE  TAKEOVER!!! Aight fockers its Saturday night WITHOUT Glick! That means all the rules are out the window and we about to get wild!!

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Podcasting Mishaps and Takeover

00:02:52
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Oh, oh, oh, oh,
00:03:54
Speaker
Crap, I was talking by myself. I'll tell you about somebody who doesn't have any experience doing podcasting. Look at that. Jeez, I'm talking to myself. What's going on, Pierce? How you doing, man?
00:04:09
Speaker
Oh, you should be able to hear me now. Can you hear me okay?
00:04:19
Speaker
Everybody can hear me all right? I guess I should have probably checked this before I jumped on, but it looks like looks like you guys can hear me.
00:04:29
Speaker
Yeah, Pierce, how you doing, man? It's at good to see you. Welcome in. Tonight, I am taking over the network, if you didn't hear me earlier.
00:04:41
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ah This is now show. Look that. yeah. look at
00:04:48
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oh yeah
00:04:52
Speaker
Good evening. How you doing, man? Welcome. Welcome, welcome in We have a lot of the original team out tonight, and that gives me a chance to shine on the network by myself.
00:05:06
Speaker
would you Would you have seen that one coming? I don't think so.
00:05:11
Speaker
Oh, man. Hope you guys are having a lovely fucking Saturday.
00:05:20
Speaker
Oh, yeah. First things first, for those of you who do not know, i am a am a visionist. I'm just kidding. I'm just i' joking. I'm joking, guys. i'm joking.
00:05:33
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ah I have a i've been with the nonsensical nonsense since, was Periscope? And I've, you know, you see me come in and out and diving in and all those good things.
00:05:46
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But to do a solo show on the network That was all me. that That's something that has never happened before in the history um of the nonsensical nonsense network.
00:06:02
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But now I get my chance to shine. It's so funny because ah good amount of the people who were who are on the network don't even know I'm here. So this is what I mean. It is a complete and utter takeover.
00:06:19
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And I can't ask for anything better than that.
00:06:24
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How is everybody doing tonight, huh?
00:06:31
Speaker
Let's see here. let's let's Let's make myself a little comfortable. Let me come in here and fix some of this stuff. What do they got going on? Let's see.
00:06:50
Speaker
Man, there are so many buttons on here. I had no idea we're here and I can't. Oh, look at that. What's up, Bubba? What is going on, Wally? How you doing, man?
00:07:00
Speaker
I'm doing all right, man. Nice to see you finally back on the show. Not only on the show, hosting the show. In fact, let's let's change it. We got change some stuff around, man. Look, this is this this show for me. Look, we got it.
00:07:14
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Oh, look at that, man. Let's change the background at EDM Combat. I am fully in my zone on this tonight, Bobby. There you go. How you doing, buddy? Oh, we're doing pretty good, man. Just out hanging around with letting the dogs out back. Figured I'd jump up and join you for a little bit. I'm

Balancing Work and Creativity

00:07:32
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down for it, man. I love it. I love it.
00:07:34
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What's going on, Untrackable? How you doing? What's up, buddy? Yeah, so I came up with this this elaborate plan today. It was devised in the coals of the pit of hell.
00:07:47
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uh i told glick i was on the phone with him today and i said uh he was like man i got ah busy i got a lot of stuff going on they canceled the show they weren't gonna do the show tonight right yeah i was like yeah yeah that's not gonna work for me because i had a plan of sitting and watching the show tonight so i was like well if you're not gonna do it i'm gonna steal it i'm just i'll come i'll come up with you for a little bit man i don't care Hell yeah, yeah So what are you up to today or tonight?
00:08:19
Speaker
Oh, not much. just ah Just chilling at home, man, enjoying my day off of work. So that's about it. Oh, what what do you do, man? I'm actually the assistant manager at O'Reilly's parts store here in Mount Vernon. so Oh, you out Mount Vernon. Oh, okay. Yep.
00:08:37
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see i buy it So I do my day job. What I do is I work for a restoration company. You're still doing that? Hell yeah. I have not changed doing that in many, many years, man. Nice, man.
00:08:49
Speaker
Nice. A pothole I've been stuck in. I like to change it, man. Something, something cool. See what I don't like about it is that it takes up so much of my time. You know what I mean?
00:09:00
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Like I work so much and I just, I would prefer not to do that and just work, you know, normal and then just have the rest of my life. I'm working on it. I'm working on it. And that's why, that is why Glick is annoyed with the whole, um,
00:09:13
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album thing. I haven't been working on it because I've been working a lot. ah's my i here Well, here up until recently, im ah about a couple weeks ago, I was i was pretty much i was not being able to do shows and everything else. My Monday nights and my Thursday thursday night shows because I was working all the time. so Oh, so you

Marriage and Wedding Insights

00:09:32
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definitely get it. What's up, Shaman?
00:09:34
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Oh, there's trouble. oh Oh, boy. We're in trouble now. Shaman's in the chatterbox. What the fuck is going on, shaman Yeah, look, it was it was crazy. Look, look, I even changed.
00:09:49
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I changed the whole The whole thing. I have prepared for this so hard, man. We finally got the real host on the show. Oh, I remember getting like that one night fired up. Hey, what's up, Mandy?
00:10:05
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What's going on, Mandy? How you doing? Yeah. Jersey, Jersey, what's going on? um What's happening?
00:10:15
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And the sergeant. Yeah, guys, believe it. i the come i won i I'm going to have to know. going put it to a tally at the end of the ah stream. I got to know if I was a better host than Glick. His ego will not be able to take it, man. I just and i love it.
00:10:33
Speaker
My life to get that. So we'll get him fired up one way or another. Well, one thing is, I need to give a shout-out to Michael. Congratulations on him today since he was getting married. so Oh, yeah. Yeah, today was his big day.
00:10:49
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but Congratulations. I just went through it. So I can only imagine. I can assume that he's busy with all sorts of stuff going on. Oh, yeah. yeah so Yeah, I know Glick was saying something Wednesday night, I think. He was going to try to come up later tonight. I don't know.
00:11:06
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We'll see how that goes. So... You said Glick might end up popping up? Yeah. We don't know yet because I know you said he's going to drive home and shit from the wedding and everything else. So we'll see what happens.
00:11:17
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Yeah. this whole freaking thing he's been on of being a fucking man whore. Who knows, dude? Geez. We'll see.
00:11:26
Speaker
Oh, man. Wait, let's see. Apparently, Michael doesn't have any real friends who talked him out of it. Just saying. um that's that's mo mo dog That's your fault. You should have talked him out of it and convinced him.
00:11:40
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Yeah, I guess it was ah it was probably not the greatest. I mean, I'm okay with it so far, but most of the people who tell me about marriages are like, oh, man, good luck when it comes to that.
00:11:50
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and I mean, I can't say much. I'm on my second one, but I wouldn't trade it for the world. be First one was a learning lesson. some people Some people, they go five, six or more, and I don't understand how they do that, but this is the last one, period.
00:12:05
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Last one for you? Oh, yeah. Yeah, I hear that. This is my first, my first but and we'll see how that goes. Next month will 11 years, so. next month eleven will be eleven years so Well, then tell everybody what the secret, man. What is the secret to to make it work? The secret is is agree to disagree.
00:12:27
Speaker
Oh, man, I'm terrible at that. Are you kidding me, Wally? like now No, man, it's just one of those things. I mean, it's you got you got to make it work. I mean, you got you may you'll have your ups and downs. The main thing of it is... is walk away for a little bit, come back and talk about it and everything else, or go back the next day. I mean, ah other than other than that, just remember 30 days down the road, you can get it you can get yourself in trouble again because they'll bring bring it up with what you did. oh no.
00:13:00
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Look at that, Mandy, 29 and a half years of marriage. Nice. Yeah, man, this has just turned into a marriage podcast for Saturday Night Live.
00:13:11
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ah It'll be all right. Look, I like i like this. ah Wait, where is it? Here. let's Sarge. Sarge will be my fourth. And he followed it up with this. mean, it could be happening. I'm just saying. Oh, yeah. yeah Oh, yeah.
00:13:28
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Man. But, yeah, dude. i This is my first. But it's funny because most of the people that, like, are my friends, coworkers and such, are already on, like, their second or third.
00:13:39
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yeah. Yeah. yeah Yeah, I've got people I know, they're like on their freaking fourth and fifth, and it's like, dude, it you it wouldn't work the first three times. Why are you going for another like three or four times?
00:13:55
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Oh, look at that. Sarge, you're going to be the fourth and final. Man.
00:14:03
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ma'am Yeah, no, no, no. Most of them are like, man, good luck. you know i Good luck. Hopefully it'll work out for you. It'll work out for me. And that's all I've been getting mainly. But man, is it something else to hear? Main thing of it is.
00:14:19
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Yeah.
00:14:24
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Oh, Wally, did I lose you, buddy? Oh, there you go. There you go.
00:14:30
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Just Sarge. No, that's just how you go here it's how you handle everything. I mean, it's just some people can handle certain stuff better than others, and it's just it's a two-way street and ain't just one-way deal. I mean, that's how you how it how it works, but some people's different the way they handle shit.
00:14:58
Speaker
I was like, you gotta be something special. You gotta be something special, man. I hear that. 23 years, my one and only marriage thus far.
00:15:09
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Nice. Jeez, man. If you get over 20 years, I feel like you're kind of set. like there's oh you and i he How you make it to your five year, you're pretty much some of them are pretty much set.
00:15:22
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You make it to ten, it's like a miracle anymore this day and time. Yeah, I don't know anybody. i don't know anybody personally. Wally, you probably are the the longest marriage that I know right now. die I've actually got a friend. They've been married since they've been out of high school. And actually today, besides Michael having his wedding, I consider her my niece. She just got married today.
00:15:47
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wow. Congratulations, man. That's awesome. but's ah
00:15:55
Speaker
23? Oh, geez, It's probably not the prime age to get married, unless you find, like, the right one, I guess. I don't know. Talking out of my ass.
00:16:07
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Look at me getting, channeling my inner glick. I don't know.
00:16:14
Speaker
Well, yeah, man, I had a pretty good, I had a pretty easy Saturday. i spent most of the day making new, making some new mixes I have for some upcoming remixes that are going to be dropping.
00:16:27
Speaker
And i I met with a guy, um he played he's been playing banjo for 10 years. And i actually finally got him to to to come to the studio and do some some recording for a song I got coming out. So it's going to be really cool.
00:16:46
Speaker
I've stayed away from certain things, but the banjo on this was sick. Dude, it was sick.
00:16:57
Speaker
Come on, Glick talks out what rhymes with his name. Glick talks out what rhymes with his name.
00:17:05
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going need some clarification on that, Mandy, because I don't know what that means.
00:17:13
Speaker
No, no, no. At 23, the marriage is when I bounce. I'm 19 when I was 19 when I got married. Got it. Got it. Got it. So you bounce at 23. Oh, my gosh. so After 23 years, Sergeant, you were out.

Show Takeover Jokes and After-Party

00:17:27
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You were done.
00:17:33
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Glick dick. Oh, got it. Got it. Got it. Got it. Got it. Okay. Well, what right give me stuff to rhyme with rock. Come on. Let's go.
00:17:44
Speaker
Rock Lee. Bright tree.
00:17:50
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Oh, poor Wally. I think he's having issues. You okay, Wally? Yeah, the headphones aren't connected to the phone. Laptop's dead, so it'll be alright. Shaman sends you some very much needed fruit.
00:18:06
Speaker
sorry Sorry, vegetable. want to get roasted in frickin' Glick's comments. I've seen you fuckers. You guys are roofless. Oh, yeah.
00:18:16
Speaker
They don't put no punches in the comments. Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait. We got Glock. Okay, so Rock Glock. Glock Rock. Okay, I'm okay with that.
00:18:26
Speaker
I can stick with that. I have a Glock 19, so that actually works perfectly fine for for me.
00:18:35
Speaker
I am not saying that, gentlemen. I am not. No. No. This ain't that kind of podcast tonight. Shaman just why don't you bring your ass up here shaman don't hide in the comment box come up here and and hang out with me and Wally but Oh I need to uh Can you help me out I gotta share out the link so people can join in dude I don't remember how to do the link on the for my phone unfortunately that's the part that sucks
00:19:10
Speaker
Here, let me let me work on that real quick. i know I know that he gave me like some real fast tips on everything, but he didn't give me shit.
00:19:24
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Maybe we can do it this way. We'll see. I don't know if it'll let him pull up or not. on there yeah Look at that. It worked, man. was perfect.
00:19:36
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Yeah. There we go.
00:19:44
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but Sorry, I'm trying to test to see if it actually lets me in or not. That's what, yeah, I was going to say, test it since you're on the computer, see if it works. ah
00:19:54
Speaker
Oh, yes, it works! we go. What's up, bud? How you doing, buddy? Hell yeah. I'll just see everybody on Saturday.
00:20:05
Speaker
Oh, man. it's How the fuck are you? I'm living the dream. That's what's up, man. i am a My name is Rock Lee. I am a host of the show tonight.
00:20:16
Speaker
Can you believe it? I got my own background, my own login, dude. I have taken over his show. he I changed the password. He's never getting in again, by the way. That was it. and years of work.
00:20:28
Speaker
All to for nothing, you know? shit, man. Oh, boy. You know it, man. Oh, and here she is. Okay. You're supposed to be at a wedding, too, aren't you? We're in trouble now.
00:20:41
Speaker
Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait. I was hoping I got to press this button too. Cause she, you guys have so many buttons in here for stuff. here It's Brittany, bitch. It's Brittany, bitch.
00:20:55
Speaker
I was hoping to be able to push that when we're in here. Oh, geez. What is going on? What is, how was your Saturday been? Trackable. are you doing?
00:21:07
Speaker
Yeah, I, uh, Got up and went to work this morning. Hell no. Don't cover your lips. ain't letting you in here, man. what Okay, yeah. Whatever.
00:21:22
Speaker
I can't even hear her. this is I'll be right back. yeah
00:21:28
Speaker
What's going on, Brittany? Whatever, man. What's up, Bish? Not much. How are you? I'm doing good. Welcome to the welcome of my show, Brittany. Just went through Michael's ah Your show, whatever. I have to show up to show you whose show it's...
00:21:50
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ah Oh no, wrong look!
00:21:57
Speaker
I hear that part, i'm sorry. Can just repeat that one more time, Brittany? I don't know, I worked hard. Just got done with Michael's wedding, so... How was it? It lovely. How did it go?
00:22:10
Speaker
It was pretty dope. About to go to the after party. Wanted to show some love to you and your fucking show. Thank you very much. so one of the show shows Thanks for holding down the fort, man.
00:22:23
Speaker
Don't you worry about it, man. I was looking for my opportunity to to to to run the network and he gave it to me for a whole three weeks. So now every show is this face right here.
00:22:33
Speaker
Right here. Yeah, I got the punch click a few times. It felt so fucking good. Finally, after all this time? did you get him? Yeah, and I shot him with my Nerf gun.
00:22:45
Speaker
I'm going to get Michael later. You a Nerf gun? What is that? You had a Nerf gun? Yeah, we have a bunch of them. The other party is downstairs, and we're going to sneak attack him.
00:22:58
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Blaze and I are.
00:23:01
Speaker
Don't tell him. Okay, no, no, no, no. Of course. It's not like he watches his own show, but, you know, whatever. He's busy. right now You need to get something to watch your six, buddy.
00:23:13
Speaker
She's after you. and She's going to take you from behind. yeah yeah best believe it. sorry Well, I am going to chill for a bit and probably end up at the after party.
00:23:30
Speaker
Wait, wait, wait. Don't go anywhere. Don't go anywhere. wait It's Brittany, bitch. I just wanted to do that with you on the show so badly. I wanted to push that button. So thank you for jumping on I could do that.
00:23:42
Speaker
Oh, and his, and his like, ah you know, like where are people sign for the wedding, whatever. I Sue, I was like, can I write it's Brittany Biff in it?
00:23:55
Speaker
She's like, oh, go for it, sweetie. So that's what I wrote. That's sick, dude. That is sick. Yeah, I can't wait.

Wedding Planning and Costs

00:24:02
Speaker
I think they said that there's going be a ton of photos of everything, so I'll be able to kind of see. You know, I missed out, obviously. i haven't made my fucking ass out there yet.
00:24:10
Speaker
Oh, Jedi, what's going on, man? i gotta do it. I gotta fucking do it. I did it at the wedding.
00:24:20
Speaker
Yeah! There we See, the night would not be the same when I see it. I still don't know how to do that, though. I've been practicing it, like, so like just not not really thinking, but just trying. I can't do that. um I don't know how. you see it i Yeah, I can't. about I don't know.
00:24:39
Speaker
I have been trying it, though, a little bit. Like, I think I got it a little bit. right Right? Yeah, it's not bad. Not bad. Good form. Okay, I'm working on it. That's all I can tell Alright, well you guys have a good night.
00:24:51
Speaker
I'm gonna go work on this shit. Will do. Enjoy the after party. Don't get too fucked up.
00:25:00
Speaker
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, Those things hurt. It's the small nerf guns that really are a pain, dude. Yeah. Yeah, Blaze bought like six of them.
00:25:13
Speaker
But, anyways...
00:25:18
Speaker
See ya. There we go. Yeah, I remember my wedding. Yeah.
00:25:30
Speaker
Like, I was being pulled here and there to make sure everything was being checked on and everything was straight and ready. And, you know, my wife just got to be up in the the bridal suite with all her girls, you know, doing the hardcore makeup. And, know,
00:25:46
Speaker
Yeah, she probably like I had like a like one beer the whole time before the wedding. And I was like, you know, that's normal because, you know, you don't want to be hammered during the ceremony. You save all that for afterwards.
00:26:01
Speaker
Come to find out my wife had had like two bottles of pink champagne before the ceremony. Holy shit, dude. They wouldn't let her get dressed until the last minute because they were scared that she was going spill something on the dress.
00:26:16
Speaker
That's perfect. Meanwhile, I got my full on tuxedo and like I'm helping moving furniture and shit. ah Jesus Christ, dude. No, no, no. I was I was fortunate enough. We did.
00:26:29
Speaker
We did our wedding in our backyard. But I was I took like three or four freaking liquid courage shots and I was struggling. du I struggled on my vows. I did not like I slurred it.
00:26:44
Speaker
I'm pretty sure I slurred it. I just yeah I couldn't do it. So and that's what I would think would happen if she drank that much. Did she slur stuff or she probably just nailed it. um Oh, no, she was on point.
00:26:57
Speaker
That's sick. she definitely She definitely had that natural blush going on. You know what I'm saying? The perfect one. Hey, what about what about wedding dances or songs?
00:27:08
Speaker
Because i could't I got stuck on that when we were doing the planning. I'm not
00:27:19
Speaker
to lie. As far as like the first dance, ah ours ours was Fool's Rush In, Elvis Presley. Yep, yep, yep. See, I've heard that one.
00:27:30
Speaker
Nice and slow, but ah everything else, so we just kind of had the the conversation you know beforehand with the DJ, you know, with like stuff from our era, stuff that we like.
00:27:44
Speaker
and And, you know, basically kind of gave him a bit of freedom. It's like, hey, keep it live, you know. if if if one If one of these old aunts or somebody walks up to you and was like, oh, I like to do this, give it to them.
00:27:57
Speaker
Give people what they want. Yeah, yeah, We had, so I had the DJ, they made me pick a few songs. It was like, okay, what's going to be your first dance song? Which I didn't even know was a fucking thing.
00:28:10
Speaker
I don't fucking dance. Okay, i make good music to dance to, but that's it. Like, that's where it stops. I can't dance to save my life. but So I had to figure out that that song, and then I guess they have an entrance song and a bunch of other weird stuff. Dude, I had no fucking clue. I thought you'd just show up, you say your vows, you're done, you're married, you're out.
00:28:30
Speaker
easy peasy like you know nothing like these youtube weddings or anything like that and that's a kind of how it felt and apparently i was thinking small so anyway i picked out a few songs it was not quite a lot but it wasn't me by shaggy that's perfect ah that perfect song for a wedding you talk about dancing like i've always been a wallflower anytime i ever went to a party where anything like that was going down But what comes to mind is if you saw that movie Hitch with Will Smith and like he's trying to get all crazy, trying to, you know, impress this girl. And Will Smith's like, no, this is you right here. And he's like, left, right.
00:29:12
Speaker
Keep your hands in the middle. Left, right. And then, you know, the whole idea of be yourself is like, OK. And then he goes all fucking ape shit and she loves it.
00:29:23
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Yeah, yeah,
00:29:26
Speaker
wait first one on the dance floor yeah yeah i'll tell you what jersey too even for for my wedding we didn't have like um we had um like one of those we took a bunch of pallets and built like this little thing with the pallets all screwed into each other you know and then i put plywood on the top of it some of that smooth plywood and then put that uh like a roll of that uh crap man what is this shit called um over the top whatever i put the soft shit over the top of it so that people can actually dance and and uh have something to dance on besides the grass you know because a lot of people didn't want to do that and so i did that and uh my dance floor was fucking empty i had spent like four or five days built in that shit nobody really jumped on it to dance they ended up dancing in the grass anyway i was so annoyed lol mo dog didn't see your comments cause
00:30:17
Speaker
I do have to say, if anybody's not married and they're looking at getting married, ah do it as cheap as you can. Like, don't make it, don't make the moment cheap, but don't go into debt for a fucking party.
00:30:32
Speaker
You know what I'm saying? Because, you know, yeah, our our moment was beautiful, but I'm telling you, man, it was like $25,000. Holy shit, dude. Really? Yeah. Who are you telling me?
00:30:45
Speaker
Holy crap, dude. What's going on, Blazin'? Welcome to my show, bro. What's going on? I love saying that. I'm not going to even lie to you, man. Oh, geez.
00:30:57
Speaker
um No, I spent, i I think I spent about nine. I spent about nine grand, and most of it I did myself. Like, we got like a pop-up tent, couple tables we rented.
00:31:07
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but Yeah. And we didn't pay venue or anything like that because we just did it here. To be honest with you, most of it was just party favor. So I get your point. Yeah. The Blazing Network. I don't think so, Jedi. Do you see the name that's on here right now? It is not Blazing.
00:31:25
Speaker
Okay. What's going on, Chris? How you doing, man? I haven't seen you in a long time. How you doing?
00:31:33
Speaker
Kicking it off on time on the rock of the hour. You know what i'm saying? Yeah, man. Dude, stay. You're a great hype man, man. You're boosting my confidence up.
00:31:48
Speaker
Yeah, Lazy jet Jedi, get up here, man. well you What are you doing? What are you doing?
00:31:55
Speaker
Man, I forgot. man I should have asked him to tell me how to share out the link again. i completely forgot how to do it. I'm new to some of this stuff, okay? I don't know all of the buttons that you're supposed to click on and push, but one of these buttons shares out the link.
00:32:10
Speaker
Yeah, I don't know how to work any of it either. I just click the hyper and show up, you know what i'm saying? Right. Yeah, smart. It will save with me. Typically, that's exactly what I do. so See, that's better, Jedi.
00:32:22
Speaker
That is better. I will accept that. In fact, that comment gets to stay up there. See? Oh, look at Shaman trying to do his part and share the link live. Look at that. Aw. Hey, teamwork makes the dream work.
00:32:37
Speaker
Teamwork makes the dream work. I'm going to highlight his comment now, too. Yeah.
00:32:43
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I am a professional Jersey. Thank you. Thank you so much. I see talent recognizes talent. That's what I'm going to say. So if you see it, then that means I'm the man, you know saying?
00:33:00
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Oh, Sergeant, I don't have a wrench here. I can't share it. You know what I should do? It took me the longest amount of time to get, um, So i I mentioned at the beginning of the show tonight that I was the first guest on the Peacock version of, not Peacock, a Periscope version of this show.
00:33:18
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Like way, way back when. This is like seven years ago, seven, eight years ago. i was the first guest on that. And then when he launched this show, this this one, I was the very first guest.
00:33:29
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And it was super cool. A lot of his newer shows, like Daz, I was the first one. I just got admin permissions after almost 10 years. You believe that?
00:33:40
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So I was like, yeah, you got to at least walk me through some training. Look, you're going to just hand me the keys to the castle. Otherwise, I don't know. I don't know how much. I don't know how much useful I'll be to the network, but we'll try.
00:33:53
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ah Special Ed. You know what, Sergeant? You hop up here, too, man. OK, I get called special once and then you call me Ed. ah Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Come on. Come on, man.
00:34:07
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isn't wasn't doing his job what did you what did you spend $25,000 was it the dress maybe it was the dress that was that expensive because I know mine's or hers it was a a venue that did packages so it's like you know rather than pay for the venue and go and find your own rentals and find your own DJ and find your own catering and stuff like this.
00:34:35
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It's a big packet deal. So there's levels to it. And I'm pretty sure we got ah think we got like the medium. And and but but but I got to say everything was top tier.
00:34:53
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I mean, it's like an Italian style villa on a lake. And we got married out on the deck.
00:35:04
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I'm in North Carolina. So early December as the sun's going down, it's not cold yet. um it was just, I, man, you could, I couldn't imagine anything more perfect. It made me feel me and my wife feel like celebrities.
00:35:23
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We drove off in a, I think it was ah ah like a classic Rolls Royce. Oh, what? ah He served us... so He's like, I'm not supposed to do this because like I'm going to be driving y'all out of here.
00:35:37
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yeah But kind of with the service that comes with the car, he poured us some Spumanti and we're sitting in the back of this awesome car trying not to spill. It's like... yeah It was the meal for... Oh, my God.
00:35:53
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It was... so It was the. um' I'm telling you, I'm telling you, it was it was beautiful. But like if I could recommend to anybody, um unless you're balling like that, don't don't do that.
00:36:07
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You'll be paying on everything for a property, like you were talking about, you know, we were talking earlier about like the length of marriages. Yeah. yeah That bill, that bill could possibly last last last longer than some marriages. And you definitely don't want to split that.
00:36:23
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it shouldn't a fullberg Oh, my gosh. you imagine? And ah luckily for me, I had a credit card. I put a good amount on for for mines. But no, that's that is ah that's a good point. I think the most expensive thing was probably the like I said, I think it was the.
00:36:40
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Like we did a lot of rentals of like tables and chairs and shit, like specific colors and whatnot, but it was like party favors. Like a lot of the shit that we needed didn't, I mean, I guess didn't really require that.
00:36:52
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So maybe you got a point. I, yeah, I know if I do it again fingers crossed that never happens, but if I did it again, dude, there's a hitching post down here. It's like 200 bucks.
00:37:03
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They'll get you marriage license. Boom, bam. We can party later. doesn't require a big party like that. Yeah. She wanted it. And so I gave it, I did my part, but you get, I understand what you're saying, but that sounds awesome compared to me, dude.
00:37:18
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Jeez. You know, you know, uh, if you're, if you're going to spend something, you know, if you, if you can, you know, go minimum on the wedding or, yeah you know, maybe, maybe you got family that, you know, is excited for you and can get, you know, pitch in a little bit here, a little bit there that helps.
00:37:36
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But, um, you know, take Take a week after the wedding and go on a nice trip. You know, we went up to the mountains and was just by ourselves. You know, it was like Hills Have Eyes style, except, you know, it was just.
00:37:52
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Yeah. But it's it sounded gorgeous. Oh, it is. It was amazing. That's awesome, man. What made you guys come up with that idea? Because that was another thing. When we were, when i proposed and we were coming up with the plans, it was a like, what are we going to do now? Because I didn't think that far.
00:38:08
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So. Of course, me being dumb, dumb, I had to like, OK, well, what are some stuff you want to do? and we threw outlandish, crazy, stupid ideas out there. And then I followed through with throwing some really lower ideas. It just depended to me.
00:38:23
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And Shaman just said it right now. This is what I think should happen. Spend the money on the honeymoon rather than the the wedding. The wedding is just, yeah, get that out of the way and then go on a really cool honeymoon that you'll remember, you know, just the two of

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00:38:37
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you.
00:38:37
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or Or shit, you think about it, if you're going to spend that much money on a wedding, don't do that. And then you've got a solid down payment on a house. You know what i mean? but Yeah. Yeah. And that's something that's long term, way past freaking wedding for sure.
00:38:52
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Yeah. yeah That's smart. No. Yeah. So anyway, congratulations to Michael on your beautiful wedding. And hopefully that it does really extremely well. I'm looking forward to hearing you talk all about it here soon. So.
00:39:09
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Now, with everybody here in these comment sections, you guys you guys are having a whole conversation. What's up, Angel? How you doing? All you guys are high now. Come on up. I figured out, guys, by the way, how to share the link. actually i actually figured it out.
00:39:26
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No Glick. I don't need Glick to do this. Bam, bam, bam, dude. I did it. Oh, yeah.
00:39:37
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That's awesome. Work out on the streets.
00:39:41
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That's awesome. ah Are you going to, you want to hop up here tonight? Are you at the wedding too? I don't know how many people went to it actually. So I know there's a good amount though.
00:39:54
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Oh, dude. Yeah, this is a, this is a pretty cool. Let me, let me just change this too. He's going to be mad. I did this, but I'm gonna do it anyway.
00:40:09
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Okay, where are you at?
00:40:20
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Is that Jedi? Is that actually you, Jedi? Let me see your camera. I was warned about this. Yeah, there we go. What's up, Jedi? Look at my PSP. Look at my PSP.
00:40:32
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like you my bef fee
00:40:35
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Let's just say i had a wild night last night. What kind of photo is that, man? take the dig Check this shit out. but That's what happens when I roam these YouTube streets. People do shit like that, and I had to get on, know, because it's funny as shit.
00:40:55
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Oh, the Shrek. Do you know what's funny? I forgot I had that until I came up here and I was like, oh, fuck, I forgot I had that, but I'm just going roll with it. I like it. That's sick, dude. What the? I mean, with the whole Jedi theme, it's like, is that supposed to be you as Yoda in a bikini? No, no, no. It started off as me as Shrek and then people kept adding to it. Okay? this is it This is a work in progress.
00:41:21
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Wait, let me see it again. I'm sorry. let me Let me just check this out. Okay, yeah. Do it full screen. Do do it full screen. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let me go ahead and maximize this for everybody else so that you guys can all see what's going on here.
00:41:33
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Pretty hot, right? I hear some ovaries dropping right now. Oh, man. The comments are lighting up, man. They love that shit.
00:41:47
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Well, Angel, don't be afraid. Come on up. Angel, get your ass up here. Shaman, get your ass up here. Jersey, get your ass up here. Modoc, get your ass up here. Let's fucking go. We're doing this.
00:41:59
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Jedi, did you see, man, I have changed everything about his show, right? It's such a big step up. It's an improvement. You're killing it, bro. Thank you, man. That's what I was trying to tell. Look, I changed the background. I changed change it to minds. I literally customized it just for this show tonight.
00:42:15
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So to have my logo there, it said it is. And then I changed the corner one right here. Wait, wait, wait. There we go. Look at that. All of it. He's going to be so bad.
00:42:27
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He's like, don't don't go too far. Don't go too crazy. Jersey hashtag bossy, bitch. Yes, ma'am. Yes, ma'am. Get your ass up here. Tell me to my face. Yeah.
00:42:38
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There we go. We got the whole cat in here now. There you go, Johnny Bongs. Fuck yeah. Good to see you, bro. Johnny Bongs was part of our crazy night last night, weren't you, Johnny?
00:42:50
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Oh, my God. Yeah. There was Chuck being a stripper. Wait, what? Chuck was a stripper. Yeah, I was. Hey, ready for this, Johnny Bongs?
00:43:03
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Oh, my. I can see you salivating. I can see it. Shaman says... Shaman does not show his face. I can vouch for him, though. I told him it was coming up and he said he was going to shortly behind me.
00:43:21
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You son of a bitch. Yeah. Yeah. Perfect. what go block oh Angel's going to be up soon, too. Hell yeah.
00:43:33
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Jersey. Where are you at? more this and you know what click Let me just say something. I have gotten a full panel way before you have to network. Okay. We are 30. We're 40. Oh, 40 minutes. That's crazy.
00:43:50
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40 minutes in and I already got four like a full panel. Look at that. You're slacking, man. you just got to take some tips from little brother and you'll be fine. Bro. Rock just took over the whole goddamn thing. This is rock for a mouth.
00:44:02
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You're just living in it. You're just living in it. Look at me. Look at me. I'm the captain now. Sarge, what's going on, Sarge? How you doing, man? what ah I I'd jump up here and help our host out, man, because you made a major boo-boo in something you just said.
00:44:19
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I hope your wife's not listening. but what what What happened? What happened? What did I say? you You said, if I ever do this marriage thing again... um Whoops. Freudian slip.
00:44:34
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Freudian slip. Oh, we got Angel. Here we go. Now we got the whole gang here. What's up, Johnny? Jersey? Yeah, where's Jersey?
00:44:47
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Sorry, untie Jersey so she can get up here. You ain't my mom. Don't tell me what to do, bitch.
00:44:56
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yeah good catch by the way sarge i'll have to i'll have to walk that back for those listening uh what i mean is that it'll never happen was what it happened was exactly what had happened was i was just making a comment not you know she's gonna stay down and chat keep it legit okay Well, thank God Sarge is here to straighten you out, Rock. You almost got in a lot of trouble there.
00:45:23
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You know what, Jedi? Look, man. You've been roasting me all fucking night. I've only met you for fucking 10 seconds. Don't worry. It's going to be a long night. It's going to be a long night. Yeah, I got a long stretch, too. He was like, yeah yeah, you got to stay on the network all night, too. And i was like, okay, right, man, I'll hang out all night. You got to hold it better late lazy Lazy was streaming until 9 a.m. Eastern time. morning case man right I got a whole fucking case of Corona in there. Let's go. Were you up all night, dude?
00:45:53
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Yes, I was. We all were. oh my I woke up and they were still streaming at 9 There's this shit outside of your guys' houses. It's called The World. Y'all ought to check that shit out sometimes. Overrated, bro. Overrated.
00:46:08
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the The thing is, mom went to come up and bring them my day medication. She's like, did you go to bed yet? No. I didn't sleep yet. really
00:46:22
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guys I gotta hear about what happened last night. I gotta hear about it. cause What was going down last night, guys? what you Just a ruckus. Just a ruckus everywhere.
00:46:32
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so we for up a three yeah Shaman's birthday stream. ye and then there was Then I went to other streams. backstage threesome for a bit. and Then there was another live stream. It was crazy shit last night. What was the backstage threesome? I didn't know about that.
00:46:48
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I got the fuck out before that happened. Well, happy belated birthday, Shaman. I didn't know you had a stream i went on last night. Oh, thank you, thank you. I wasn't on the YouTube streets last night, so. Oh, it's not coming on. It's all right.
00:47:03
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You're still young if you're celebrating birthdays. Just saying. we're Right. There's no... set to... It's just another fucking day to me. There's no number attached with that birthday. it's just a celebration of birth. That's it.
00:47:18
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I'm fine. The Jedi strip for you again? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. hours's four Four hours and ten minutes. Pretty good. I have a whole bushel of singles that I have in a wheelbarrow.
00:47:31
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nice What the fuck, man? Jed, I've been asking you to strip for me for years. What's going on? You use counterfeit ones, okay? I can't. There's only a couple in there just to make the pile thicker. I mean, he's not even trying to use Monopoly money. He uses Monopoly money and he expects me to strip for that? See, that's it.
00:47:51
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You ask him. You don't ask him. You just fucking tell him. I've been paying him in shaman dollars and he's been accepting that. so so Yeah, I was shaman dollars are more expensive than freaking Monopoly money.
00:48:04
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Come
00:48:09
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on, guys. This is the modern age. You got to slap them with some crypto. There you go. I need some bitcoins. I got to send my funny story if you want to hear it. Oh yeah, definitely. Definitely got to hear this. We were tied up last night.
00:48:22
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Is that anything? No, no, it's not there. I can't share that personal show. No, so... Hey, we we we saw a cock earlier and he said it wasn't that kind of show, so i don't know what's going on now.
00:48:34
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Yeah, buddy. No, this this is actually clean. probably Probably one of the only times you'll hear me tell a clean story. But I went out walking around the neighborhood, right? And I got, you know, I had my phone on my... I got a gimbal and shit for the phone and I'm like, yeah, I took Jersey for a walk with me, right? Did about three miles.
00:48:50
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And towards the end of the walk, this car with two young females pulled up next to me and they were like, uh, excuse me, sir. Uh, exactly what are you doing? Cause you could tell I was like, you know, holding the gimbal. You could see my phone on there and shit.
00:49:03
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And I was like, oh I'm just doing a neighborhood walk. I said, I got like 32,000 viewers watching me right now. You want to say hello? And I turned it to them in the car. They were like, no, no, no. yeah think that i had 32 000 motherfuckers watching me do a fucking walk around the neighborhood and shit i can make them shit their pants to drive i guess it was a location joke you had to be there i'll tell you what and i think that that's a perfect excuse to scare the shit out of somebody somebody breaking into your house or somebody like just you'd be like man do you you want to see like i got 32 000 people right now that are ready to see you you want me on it They totally fucking bought it, too. oh yeah jar jar Jersey, yeah, she just said they sure did, yeah.
00:49:47
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They totally i thought I had 32,000 people fucking watching me. have to use that if i had i had the wireless I had the wireless mic piece on my chest, so it had the you know the dead cat on it and shit. ah Had the fucking earpieces in, you know it looked all professional and shit.
00:50:02
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That is smart, dude. That is so smart. I'm going just start walking around like that from now on. Well, it wasn't my intent. I mean, it wasn't my intent, but, you know, I'm quick with it. I just rolled with it when they ask, you know? Yeah. yeah's yeah That's awesome.
00:50:15
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Walmart kicked you out for walking with that shit. They get too many pranksters in there. Yeah. So, Shaman's basically letting us know he's been kicked out of Walmart for that.
00:50:29
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Well... but Yeah, I'm recording my PFT. You got kicked out of Walmart for video recording? No. He got kicked out of Walmart for having sex in the deli section, man. yeah can't Hey, hey, hey. You think apple pie great? You haven't tried a warm honey hem, okay? oh but pick He said, I saw this on a movie about some apple pie shit. Dude, you need to do these things more often.
00:50:57
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ah Sir, you have to buy it first. You have to buy it first? I'm going this whole little stack of air. This ain't Renneham, motherfucker. what
00:51:10
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Have you seen those videos where the guy goes in to the fish store whatever he's like, yeah, i need a fish. It was like a big mouth with no teeth. oo No, but I know where this was going.
00:51:23
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Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, you should see the looks. That's the funny part. difficult But then the market man winks at you and he goes, just step in the back, sir.
00:51:35
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right I got the perfect one. We know exactly what you mean. Got four-day-old cart back here I've been trying to get rid of. you You go in the back and it' the doorway has beads on it. like oh Come here, the adults. You gotta walk there like that. Hear like some 70s porn music playing and shit.
00:51:52
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Yeah.
00:51:56
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Just put it in the microwave for about 45 seconds. You'll be good to go. Whoa. You might burn some shit at 45. You might want to go with like 22. You just want it warm. You just want it warm, untrackable.
00:52:10
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yeah I mean, this isn't an... It's not hot pocket, okay? It's not a hot pocket. I ain't trying to blister that shit up, man. Just listen. Just set the preset for popcorn and you'll be all right, okay?
00:52:20
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yeah but but dude pop Popcorn's like three minutes, man. What are you talking about? three Three and a half minutes. All right. So I got you guys make a lot of popcorn to know that.
00:52:32
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Well, Sarge must like popcorn. No, actually, I fucking hate popcorn. But Satan, I mean, my ex-wife, she used to eat that shit every fucking night.
00:52:44
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Jeez. I literally can't stay to smell the fucking popcorn because I smelled it so fucking much, man. Yeah. Wow. That in cottage cheese, man. Those were go-to snacks.
00:52:56
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fuck No, cottage cheese can go fuck itself. Yeah, see, I'm with Shaman. Yeah, I'm im good with cottage cheese. Cottage cheese is amazing. Y'all are fucking lying you. Only cottage cheese I like is on my woman's thighs, okay? Oh, shit.
00:53:11
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oh yeah That's grosser than anything that's been said yet. but specific
00:53:19
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Alright, that's the standard we gotta beat, guys. Cottage cheese on your girl's ass? Jeez, man. Well, I said thighs. said thighs, not the ass. i want the ass nice and tight. Yeah, he likes the ass smooth.
00:53:30
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Smooth. But the rest of it chunky. Got it. Yeah, the rest of it cottage cheese everywhere. It's great. Yeah, he smears like fucking chunky Jif peanut butter all over tits and god.
00:53:44
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You know what, Raff? It's under control. that They're not going let you host again. but but help See, that's the fun of it, man. You can't do anything about it. But when you're feeling real kinky, you get the crunchy peanut butter.
00:53:55
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Oh, my fucking God. What's wrong with you, man? I like your peaches too, Jersey.
00:54:06
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and Alright, you know what? ah Trackable. you you You run the show for like two seconds. I'm going to take a legal quote. Oh, it's definitely getting canceled now. yeah know I want to make sure we get canceled. Here we go. Let's see what's going to happen. it's like okay First topic, slavery. what What you got, Army? Come on, man. What you got? Give us one of those untrackable stories, man.
00:54:33
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Yeah, it's going to be the most wild story. Hands off, dance off. ah bullit Jedi is talking to you again man ah okay you know what you guys aren't ready for this but I'm gonna hit at the minimum boom pants what the fuck is that dude you you only wish you knew what it was so sex what was that I'm seriously intrigued is that is that is that Mr. B with your face on it in a fucking bikini and a lightsaber People were fucking with me last night.
00:55:06
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What the actual fuck? Could have been there. Could have been there.
00:55:12
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Yeah, it was a weird one. probably glad I wasn't. No, I think you would have liked it. If you like that was the outcome. It was a lot of fun. See, that didn't happen all at once. It started with the Shrek.
00:55:26
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And then the bikini got added. And then the lightsaber. And then all the other shit. You know, it was like a Chia Pet just kept growing. oh It's like the photo makes it seem like mom walked in on you while you were playing with your lightsaber in bed again. i told her she needs to knock.
00:55:48
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God, mom, the door was locked. God damn it. Jedi, are you playing with your lightsaber again, son?
00:55:59
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Always. Oh, man. I'm thinking of a moment like that. i had a rote part of my childhood where I was probably like 13 or 14 years old and me and my siblings, we used to fight all the time.
00:56:16
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And somehow my whole bedroom door just got destroyed and ripped off the hinges. And um we had this we were going to have to change the molding to be able to remount the door. So that didn't happen for quite a while.
00:56:33
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So here I am, this 14-year-old boy thinking everybody's gone to bed. i don't have a door. Oh, my God. Wacka, wacka, wacka, wacka, wacka. That's the story now. A part mission.
00:56:47
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and My brother. Last your family got to know you a little better than you wanted. My brother, me he's he's older than me by four years, and he was sneaking out late.
00:56:58
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And you know I couldn't see anything, the house is all dark. And he as he's walking by my bedroom, he he leans back, sticks his head in the in the door, and was like, hey, don't hold your breath.
00:57:10
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ah
00:57:16
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Well, the show didn't freaking get canceled. we're still straight We're still live. It's early, man. almost We're only talking about little boys masturbating. Nothing wrong yet.
00:57:27
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we are Teenage masturbation. This team is hanging on by a fucking thread, okay? Okay, thanks, guys. Just my first show, I'm getting canceled. The first fucking show I do. That's what you do for having to piss, okay? you This needs a chaperone at all times.
00:57:45
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you can't You can't do that shit as an adult, man, because that's a fucking felony. Right? When you're a kid, you can just go masturbate in front of everybody. No one cares. You guys know that joke, right? See your friend standing there holding his dick, taking a piss.
00:57:59
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You're like, that's a fucking felony, man. An adult holding a minor's dick. Never mind. yeah thank you guys good say What's going on, Scotto?
00:58:11
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Oh, shit. Oh, shit. i You know how when you're in the field in a in a sleeping tent and you hear some rustling, something you'll never hear is somebody say, hey, what are you doing over there? Exactly.
00:58:24
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but Close your eyes. Hum a song.
00:58:31
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You're asleep like you're supposed to be keeping minding your own business.
00:58:38
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but but
00:58:42
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Can anybody vouch for that? Is Jersey the innocent one of the group of y'all? Yes. Shaman's the innocent one. Shaman? Shaman's the innocent one? yeah He's too innocent to even have a face.
00:58:54
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Yeah, that's a good point. but to pick but but Jersey's so innocent when she lays down to get in bed, like angels and shit fly down and like lay hair on the blanket and shit.
00:59:05
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How
00:59:08
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am I doing, babe? How am I doing?
00:59:13
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Come on, lazy. You can't beat that. Say, say something good for me. they
00:59:19
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Well, Scotto's the one that ah corrupted me and I'm thankful for it.
00:59:25
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Oh, look at that. His jersey.
00:59:35
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it' jersey
00:59:39
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Yeah, Scott, ah you're about as innocent as, again, that apple pie in that fucking movie we were referencing earlier. she specifically of oh i noticed Notice Angel never spoke up about being innocent. Angel didn't even fucking breathe heavy into the fucking mic. If you saw last night's videos, I'm far from that.
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if you saw last night's videos i'm far from that okay this is your own school ah night and
01:00:15
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Angel, where you so were you parted like were you streaming? or like what was What was going on there? I wasn't. Jedi wasn't. she was She was on my channel last night.
01:00:27
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Oh, okay. I got you. By the way, subscribed. Did you? I did. I turned that that button. Hell yeah, bro. jetta Jedi's up to 212 now.
01:00:39
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Yeah, freaking Gleg never shares. know Guys, hear me out. He never shares your guys' is link on his network. I think there's a problem with that. We share the nonsensical network all the time, too. Yeah, yeah. You know what? and um got idea He's a greedy whore, man.
01:00:56
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Greedy fucking whore.
01:00:59
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I'm going to go share all you guys with links right now in the chat. Last night was the first time Glick's been on our show now since iowa since I was last time Shaman had but one of the times. Oh, shit.
01:01:12
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Glick was on your live last night? Yeah, he came through. Nice. yeah he came on the first one, too He was there at at the end of the first show. I think the only live I've ever seen Glick's on is his own.
01:01:25
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Yeah, because he sat there and I left for a little bit after they were streaming and I saw he was doing a TikTok video trying to get all these girlies to fucking fall love with him. I was like, hey, you know it's on his birthday, right? And he jumped off of there and went on there.
01:01:36
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And then ah short after it ended, he went back to these girls on TikTok and then Jedi texted me. He's like, hey, you and Glick want to be a co-host on the show. was like, let's go. So I went back there and told him, hey, he's doing a show, let's go. And then he ditched the girls again and we went back to it.
01:01:51
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Wait a minute, go back. inside the assume started what What was he doing on TikTok with girls? what You just glossed over that. That's been fucking Glick for the last few weeks, dude.
01:02:06
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Today I was on the phone with him and that's all we talked about for like an hour.
01:02:12
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Like, damn, Glick. Well, it's been... You sick like there was a bunch of fucking people trying to get him to stand up in his damn grave frickin shorts or whatever. he shit. wonder why he got banned. tell you what well so So Glickson is man or era.
01:02:32
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Yeah, right. I had a regular show. It was a four hour and about 10 minute mark. And lazy was just having his own conversation. I don't know who the fuck he was talking to, but it lasted for about 15 minutes. And then he went off camera and then came back regular.
01:02:51
Speaker
i don't know what happened. So normal Friday night stream. Yeah. But he was talking about something about, uh, Prelude fishing for a Quailude and and he found so You don't remember that? earlier I have no fucking remember.
01:03:08
Speaker
I was talking to Jersey tonight about quaaludes. That's fucking weird. That is weird. Were you fishing for them? Nah, I was telling her about the the old 714s, man. Like, they don't make that shit anymore.
01:03:22
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Holy shit.
01:03:26
Speaker
That was like the best ludes to have. That was a good fucking question. I want to answer to that, too.
01:03:33
Speaker
Hey, get those no more? That is a good question. don't know. I woke up this morning and started opening beers and started drinking. Woke up this morning. I thought you guys were on stream until this morning.
01:03:45
Speaker
Yeah, and I went to bed for a little bit and I woke up this morning and started popping open beers again. There you man. Gotta get right back on the horse. It's a fine morning. It's a fine morning. duggish shit but Hey, 2 p.m. is morning somewhere in the world. don Don't pick on her, man.
01:04:04
Speaker
It was like 3 a.m. my time, I think, when I was off the stream. Because my phone started dying. Oh, yeah. that's not That's not too bad, I thought you were going to say like 9 a.m. m or 10 a.m. or something. Oh, hell no. Fuck that. I'm too old. Didn't I hear somebody say earlier that Jedi was like live streaming till like 9 a.m.?
01:04:24
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or did Yeah, he was. Okay, that's what I thought I Easter time. was earlier that my time. But yeah, I was up all night streaming. Yeah, it was 8 o'clock. 8 o'clock a.m. your time.
01:04:34
Speaker
Sorry. God damn. What time did you start, man? Not at 8 a.m. m or 8 p.m. 8 p.m. this time. God damn. You need some Jesus in your life. i did i need oh I drank a lot of the sacrament last night, I'll tell you that. I took a whole bottle of bourbon. That was not a good thing to do. He drank a lot of the blood last night. That's really good.
01:05:04
Speaker
Yeah. It was fun, though. I just remember laughing super fucking hard. Go go back to your go back to your avatar, man. Let me see that. Yeah. I knew you'd like MoDog. Rock, can you make him a full screen, man?
01:05:21
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Oh, absolutely, man. Absolutely. Look how gorgeous that is. That is gorgeous, man. yeah Yeah. I'm green with envy. Yeah.
01:05:33
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I'm mad i miss nowm really mad I missed that. The thing is, too, that that little thing, before okay that was that's the final version, but before that, every okay so we had like fucking seven people on panel.
01:05:46
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Every one of them had that before I i adopted it. I'm like, okay well send it to me because I need make that my PFP, too. everybody Everybody was off-camera just with that. fuck well They didn't have the lightsaber at that point, and there was something else they didn't have.
01:05:59
Speaker
But... um Like, because it kept evolving as the stream went on, where they kept adding shit. Literally, if you go back, out the whole fucking panel is just PFPs of that, and then me with my dumb ass face was like, why are you all torturing me like this?
01:06:17
Speaker
It was gross. but i But I've accepted it. Look at that. Look at that. Would you just look at it? Would you just look at it? The way that you got the ah the color of your skin to match it to, like, pretty dead on, man. I didn't i did nothing to this, okay?
01:06:35
Speaker
I don't know even know how to make a thumbnail. Ask Sean when he makes all the thumbnails for our show. So who they I don't know who even started to be honest. I don't even remember who started it, but then other people started just throwing shit in there and adding it, and then everybody's PFP was, like, kind of It started as just Shrek with my face, and then it added that, and then people added other shit and then took it away, and, like, it was...
01:06:56
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I was just like holdinging it into its own i was i was like Mr. Potato Head for PFPs last night. It was funny.
01:07:04
Speaker
Oh, shit. I wish I was in on that. That would have been fun. I could have laid there and did that shit all day. Scott is right. it didn't have clothes at first. First, the bikini wasn't there. There's this little green olive where a dick should be.
01:07:16
Speaker
so The bikini is an upgrade. That's so sad. It was an upgrade. right so star I'll read some scripture for you, man. I got you. I'll take care your soul. I i need i need all the goddamn help I can get. Thank you, Sarge. I appreciate that.
01:07:35
Speaker
At least you only wound up with a lightsaber. know what I'm saying? The devil was sitting there like this. like yeah Keep going. Keep going. Keep going. keep going people but I can see him at the entrance to the door. Keep going.
01:07:51
Speaker
Almost rocking through. Okay, so it was you that started this guy. i You know, Scott, I thought you did, but I couldn't remember for sure. And then it just got out of control. Okay. where are you streaming Were you streaming on YouTube?
01:08:03
Speaker
Was that what was going on? Yeah. Yep. Well, we stream from YouTube and Twitter usually. and and And Rumble. Rumble.
01:08:14
Speaker
Those are our three platforms. you guys got a lot of people on Rumble following I have no idea. I've never checked. I don't know anybody that's on Rumble. but Well, that doesn't mean shit. I mean, don't know lot of people out here on the YouTube streets anyway. so We have a handful of subs on Rumble.
01:08:29
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um The only real comments we ever get are people going, oh, I really like the stuff that you're doing with your channel. Let's collaborate and it could really take off.
01:08:40
Speaker
Oh, yeah. Bunch of bullshit fucking bots. like Thanks for the sub. Oh my god, I'm looking at I'm just looking at the um highlights of your Insomnia stream.
01:08:55
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who And i'm seeing the I'm seeing the photo. The photo as it changes. Just just in the stream alone. Right? oh shit Oh shit.
01:09:09
Speaker
Johnny Bong's put on his invisible cloak again. um one Oh, there he is. um by the By the way, Rock, so we stream on Fridays. You need to drop by and hang out sometime, bro.
01:09:22
Speaker
Oh, absolutely, man. I don't think As long as have an invite. Absolutely. You too can have a little bean for a dick as Shrek. I would love that. without a good In fact, if somebody could just put my face on that too, that'd be great. Turn them Turn them around. Hey, it's a gift and a curse, Rock. Be careful what you ask for, that i show him Show him the one without the bikini on it.
01:09:48
Speaker
I'm looking at it. I'm looking at it on the fucking screen. Okay, that's right. I forgot you said that. you He's impressed and he wants his own now.
01:10:00
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In Discord, Amy even made some more adjustments to it where she has like a bong where between my legs with a Pokeball and then like ah she has a teardrop like I murdered somebody in prison.
01:10:12
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little prison drop? Yeah, it's funny as shit. That's like the last person I've seen of it when it was on Discord. I don't have that saved right now.
01:10:23
Speaker
The prison teardrop is awesome. it's It's hilarious. and dude You can literally just skip through the stream and see it change and evolve just over the face of the bucket.
01:10:37
Speaker
Yep. Scott is just sitting back with a big ass smile like, yep, I did that. Yep, he planted that seed and everybody watered it. but Damn it, Scott. Damn it. It's funny though.
01:10:50
Speaker
It is funny. Actually, I'm going to go have a smoke, so you guys are going look at my sexy PFP for a few minutes. By the time you come back, Shrek's going to be on his belly in the bed facing the fucking pillow ass up.
01:11:04
Speaker
We got you, man. trip Fucking pillow biting motherfucker. Johnny, are you drawing, man?
01:11:17
Speaker
Yeah, man. I'm good, yeah. I'm doing some more Japanese stuff. Nice. He's drawing je ah Jedi's new PFP.
01:11:28
Speaker
His new PFP. That's sick. He's putting the rest of the clothes on it. Could you whip up a new Jedi one before he gets back? Just ask him. He's coming down to stay, man.
01:11:44
Speaker
Angel, do you stream? Do you have your own stream? ah I'm trying to make sure I get everyone's like links and I subscribe to everybody. I used to be for the divorce, but I sold all my, ah I guess, props on my animal or transilos. So I don't see them anymore.
01:12:02
Speaker
Okay, I got you. Wait, make him a furry. She said make him furry. Can't take 100 transilos across country. so
01:12:11
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Hey, y'all. I'm going to take off. um i might ah I might see y'all again later this evening. oh have Have fun. And, uh, Rocky, you did a ah great community service by stepping up tonight.
01:12:27
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Uh, you made, you guys. Thank you very much, man. That's that. See, that's going to just hurt his ego. Whatever we can do to hurt his ego, I'm down for.
01:12:39
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so but he's like, I don't know, man. He's like, the show might be a disaster. And I'm like, probably, but I'm still going to fucking do it. So. i't Take care. he always took care on track of yeah ah Have a good one, bro. See Yeah, he always ah he always takes care of me and talks shit about lazy, so I got to have his back.

Creative Hobbies and Unique Stories

01:13:00
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So, Johnny, hold hold your shit up, man. Let's see what you're drawing. yeah yeah full I haven't seen any of your work for months, man. Yeah, dude. Hell yeah. yeah yeah actually I actually got one to show you all here.
01:13:13
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This one, keep in mind the paper's a little bit smudged. That's why i got to do the final pin. It's a dagger design I'm working on. well That's badass, dude. Hold on a second. I'll get it a little bit closer.
01:13:27
Speaker
You got the bottom details of the handle. The handle go in there. And then I'm trying to warp out the design of the blade. That's one of the things I'm trying to work on tonight. It's a little bit wonky.
01:13:37
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where I kind of had to erase it and keep doing it to where when I finally get the blade figured out, I'm going to do the final with all that figured out there. So when you do this stuff, what what are five yeah that's exactly what I was thinking. when yeah When do you do this? Do you turn any of it into like tattoos or do you sell it? I mean, is it, or is it, you just like to draw and it's ah no.
01:14:00
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So, uh, what I'm doing is I am, um, working towards apprenticing in both Japanese traditional and American traditional tattooing. But in order to do that, I am taking my time right now and I'm just kind of studying the designs. I'm studying different things and I'm working what I can do with my own versions of it.
01:14:21
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Is that going be a chance to have? You know, at some point, that's that's a miracle of life. Everything happens at random. and There you go.
01:14:32
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Somebody might decide, you know what, one day I want to get this fucking put wherever and think, you know what, okay. The fucking design's yours. Oh, yeah. That's one of them we're done.
01:14:44
Speaker
Thank you. Now. I have some other kind of more in-depth stuff which literally I get done little piece by piece and it takes me fucking forever.
01:14:55
Speaker
So i have stuff like this where it's like a pattern going across the page but it starts these little segmented sections where draw those segmented sections out and it builds up.
01:15:07
Speaker
As you can see I kind of have the paper creased out and folded. yeah last I think the last thing I've seen you draw, you held up a design that you drew that was like the whole paper was just like all multicolored and squiggly squiggly lines and all interconnected. It looked cool as hell. yo I have three of those that I got on. know Actually, I'm having trouble kind of finding that one. You're talking to me about it right now. You draw the way my brain functions, which is a good thing for your drawing. That's good.
01:15:41
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ah For real. it's it's Thank you. It's gotten to where nowadays if I can get a full design done for a couple of them even within a night, it's a miracle. I
01:15:55
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have a lot of half-assed projects I've started. Jersey in the comment talking about drawing tip to tip and shit, man. i I mean, you can do it that way, yeah.
01:16:09
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Fucking sure. Sure.
01:16:12
Speaker
You hear that? Jersey, going to get with your wish. to tip, coming up. um Maybe tip to ten another me Hey, now, wait a minute. but Wait, i think my got close that wait rock Rock, do you know what tip to tip is?
01:16:29
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I know what tip to tip is. No, do you know what tip to tip is? I'm good. I'll pass on that. i't Yeah, I'll let Jedi explain that to you. not I'm sure he has experience.
01:16:40
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explained it to me. it was It's docking. Wait, docking? What the fuck is that? yep Did I ask that question?
01:16:52
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No, no, no, no, no.
01:16:57
Speaker
It's too early to be canceled. Nobody talks about it. That's what it will help you get from year one of marriage to year 22, man. and I'll pass on that. and then I'll just go ahead and cancel this marriage out right now. that he made metaltle and They take their schmeckle.
01:17:13
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and And schmeckling happens. Yeah. Do you know what a schmeckling is? Well, ah look down. yeah There it is. That's my move.
01:17:27
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but but he's like i call that I call that junior, not schmeckle. Yes, Scotto, get up here and tell us what's going on around here. I need some explaining on this one, Scotto. Jump up here and explain the schmeckling process. but good like johnny You even needed to fucking ask that jersey. I mean,
01:17:55
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fuck.
01:17:58
Speaker
Please explain to these guys. I've learned more from Scotto in the last four months that i honestly wish I hadn't. I have three notebooks filled with notes. Look, you got Jersey, too. We're all cheering you on, Scotto. You got to jump up here and show us what's going Scotto, Scotto, Scotto, Scotto. And it kind of looks like I'm jerking off Scotto, Scotto.
01:18:21
Speaker
Somebody please clip that one hour, 15 minutes, 24 seconds. looking at all those written down. No specific reason. I just i'm just want to make another banner. He's getting ready for his second marriage. He's like, page 23 is my favorite.
01:18:38
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He's going to put a star on the top corner for that one.
01:18:44
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<unk> over just mix Out of control. You deserve the number one spot after that one, Lazy. you're gonna go ahead and We'll go ahead and make that a fucking meme right now. I screenshot that shit.
01:18:57
Speaker
Let me cook, bro. Let me fucking cook. No, no. You're not allowed to cook. The kitchen is off limits, motherfucker. ah yeah Are we back to the apple pie again?
01:19:12
Speaker
What the fuck? I'm telling you, don't sleep on the ham. but you were talking ah We were talking I got to tell you guys a fucking crazy story. So we have a ah big like it's it's called Davenport here in Spokane, like in the Spokane area, Washington.
01:19:30
Speaker
And it's a big it's a big hotel area. Like, I mean, I'm talking like they have like five enterprises, it's like the Hilton or something like that. But it's for like, you know, wealthy people, rich people. And we got called out to a job there.
01:19:42
Speaker
i go out it's a fire this fire was caused because they were in the room ah trying to get their ditty on talk about getting canceled when'm go ahead to just throw that up there just get baby i' so nice flamable baby oil Look, they put like these dildos, they put four dildos in the microwave to warm them up for the event.
01:20:05
Speaker
you know And they sparked it. They sparked the microwave and melted it. And so the microwave ended up exploding. Right? So when I walk in there, man, there's like smoke. Dig everywhere.
01:20:18
Speaker
dildos came. I didn't even know that was possible. Dude, the dildo was everywhere you could fucking look. They're just pieces and chunks of fifty foot plastic shit all over the walls. Like beasts everywhere you want to be. Dude.
01:20:33
Speaker
They're like other the the the what is it the people who rented the room. They would prefer to remain anonymous. But I saw like eight guys. I would watch this as well. Yeah, I wasted fucking good dildos.
01:20:44
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it was It was about eight guys. I'm just saying. i was waiting for Angel to go, that's not the way it fucking happened. You put rag with water in the microwave. He's got a wrap it around it and then you're good to go. You don't have to go.
01:20:58
Speaker
and the microwave he's that up wrap it around it and then you're good to go you know but up slutto like what's going on got of saha mean why why hang on hang on this is the amateur hour question here but why would why would dildos in a microwave make it explode is is there a metal rod in the middle of a fucking dildo yeah know that thank you it was a battery operated one thank you oh okay knew that shit but she called it out yeah there was a couple of them apparently that were just straight up plastic dildo
01:21:32
Speaker
But one of them was battery operator. That would technically be called a vibrator cage. But anyway. tomato um mean Teach teach. just go back to bed. It's not a beep.
01:21:44
Speaker
it's Just go back to bed, sweetie. No, my son did that. We had a shared room when we first got married. My ex and me got married. We shared a room back here in Phoenix with his parents.
01:21:55
Speaker
And my son's passed down the side the room. And we're fucking around. And my son wakes up he's like, there's a bee here. There's bee in here. was like, just go back to bed. Just go back to bed. And daddy's not beating mommy up.
01:22:09
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We're just wrestling. Those are happy screams, not sad screams. yeah
01:22:18
Speaker
I thought we were church. Mom kept saying, oh God, oh God. it's the if You guys are praying down there.
01:22:30
Speaker
Daddy's playing under the covers like I like to do, Mommy. but but picture Yeah, this fucking hotel is so exclusive about shit. They're all secretive and shit. like you They make you sign like confidentiality and shit agreements and whatnot have you for work and stuff there.
01:22:47
Speaker
I could talk about the actual situation. i can't name the people on the contract, but I'm telling you right now, there were six guys that was in that room. but There was not one girl. There was no no girls. Zero girls. There were zero girls.
01:23:02
Speaker
Scotto. What do you want to do, Scotto? Yeah, Scotto. Fess up. Fess up. The only reason I mentioned it is because one of them might be in the room. That's all I'm saying. Yeah, I mean, over eight that could have been me if it was eight. If it was eight.
01:23:29
Speaker
Yeah, yeah. Well, that was kind of a dumb move for them to do that. All right, Scotto, you're up, man. So funny dildo story. um guess I guess let's just talk about it anyway.
01:23:39
Speaker
I have a friend that does performances on stage, right? um So he has like three or four backpacks in his back of his trunk. Two of them are nothing but like thongs and little outfits, but two of them are just like dildos, like Glyph Lord. Every kind of color and shape um you can think of.
01:23:59
Speaker
i didn't know you knew Jedi in real life. Right? Yeah. No, that's crazy. i So his car gets broken into one night. He parks in the alley. They get into the trunk. They find the four backpacks. And give we find the four backpacks in the alley. They're empty. And all the contents are strewn everywhere.
01:24:19
Speaker
find the four backpacks. And all of like the thongs and everything you wear, we couldn't find a single dildo. like They made off every single one of them.
01:24:30
Speaker
They end up in a fucking hotel. I was starting to say they were in a hotel in Spokane.
01:24:39
Speaker
and yeah I am just saying, man, it was a real situation. That's not even one. I've had it i've had a customer. and he was a cam boy. So I didn't know what the fuck that meant for a while, by the way. Okay.
01:24:54
Speaker
Sure you didn't. Sure you didn't. He had like, no, fuck it. Before I, do shit, out if I would have known that, I would have to encourage Glick not to become one. But anyway. Too late. gave Dude, I walked in this this apartment. They said they had like a mold problem. And so I walk in with the little kids to test it.
01:25:15
Speaker
This guy has cameras galore in ah in his entire left side of the bedroom. Just a ton of cameras pointing at the window and his bed. and then he is talking to me while he's juggling anal beads.
01:25:27
Speaker
You know how hard it is to be professional while a guy is talking to you like doing this? I'm talking big, fricking burly black fucking dude just right here just playing with anal beads in front of you while you're trying to... It's his version of a fidget spinner, man.
01:25:45
Speaker
He was flirting. He's doing all this shit with his fingers with him, wrapping him around and shit. I was trying not to look because I was trying not to laugh, you know, like just remain professional and shit.
01:25:57
Speaker
Yeah, was kind of hard, bro. that's That's, you know, how a lot of pornos start right there. God damn it, Jersey. Quit telling all my fucking secrets, woman.
01:26:08
Speaker
Oh, okay. I've got to hear some stories about that. Sorry. Well, there I was on Scotta's website. Go make money for daddy.
01:26:22
Speaker
Somebody say something. yeah
01:26:34
Speaker
what just happened in my stream
01:26:38
Speaker
somebody say something
01:26:41
Speaker
you're not going going
01:26:44
Speaker
Let's see.
01:26:47
Speaker
Target's going offer next day delivery in Orlando by the end of October.
01:26:54
Speaker
I'm not the only one hearing the echo, right? i know it was it was it was me. it For some reason, StreamYard started playing it through my laptop instead of my microphone. Now it's back to the microphone.
01:27:06
Speaker
It's gone, right? Yeah, I don't hear it anymore. Yeah. ah go Echo, echo, echo. Still here. i gotta st No, why did Jedi change his fucking photo back to that, dude?
01:27:22
Speaker
but but but but but um On that note, here, let me show you the original. Yeah, yeah. I'll start over there. There we go. Back back to the roots. There it is.
01:27:33
Speaker
Nice. Oh, my goodness. oh my getting God damn Jedi you're hunting a fucking acorn man Be jealous bitches And I will plant a tree in your ass You can so somebody Somebody needs to make one it's just the opposite that Instead of the bean for the dick have like a big fucking 12 inch or hanging there Between his legs this is on called right Like a Shrek And then put my face at the tip too Oh yeah Your face at the tip that would be awesome
01:28:09
Speaker
because think but fifty And just leave the head just blank. You really are lucky though, Jenna, because I have that, I clipped that part where you tried the cow brains, right?
01:28:22
Speaker
I was going to go through and get a screenshot of your mouth open and put that on the body, but Amy had already color corrected it and gone all, put accessories on there, so, you know, Amy saved you from... Do it, do it, do it. You are diabolical, sir. You are fucking diabolical. You are fucking diabolical.
01:28:43
Speaker
Scotto is that fucking friend you want to keep on your good side. There ain't no fucking doubt about that. No shit. No fucking doubt. Show up to some fucking random job interview in Michigan and they pull some shit up Scotto clip from four fucking years ago, man. Scotto, did I tell you how pretty you look today?
01:29:00
Speaker
Yeah. Lacey gets mad at me for like putting a happy birthday hat on his BFB on the thumbnail and shit. But he's okay with this, Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
01:29:11
Speaker
Yeah, there we go. You got it. Yeah. Every stream I go to, there's always fucking people. with um Fucking Arkansas has on me. to Everybody has a PFP of me.
01:29:26
Speaker
Why the fuck is this happening? can also say I do not. I'm pressing charges. through I don't have it, so you're lucky. Thank God. Somebody send it to Sarge, man. Send it to Sarge.
01:29:41
Speaker
You send it to me, dude. um If you send it to me, I'm photoshopping it with a big cock laying between his leg on the fucking bed. I'm telling you. Please it. i He's got us. Yeah, yeah, yeah. For sure. Outrageous.
01:29:53
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but Okay.
01:29:59
Speaker
Jersey, goddammit. Get off the touch and tip shit. Fuck.
01:30:05
Speaker
I guess it's a shaft already. Yeah, yeah, yeah. alright At least do this, man. For everybody in the comments, anybody watching, please take a screenshot of this. dick Leave it there. Leave it there. Leave it there. got rocky at it you're You're uninvited from my stream now.
01:30:25
Speaker
um I'm withdrawing the invitation. I had to.
01:30:33
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Alright, I got it up there. matt let's We gotta see the rest of this later on. It's gonna be great.
01:30:41
Speaker
Yeah, I'm gonna tweak the fuck out of that dude. I'm just saying. Do it. I wanna see everybody get creative with it. I don't. Oh, you're loving this shit. Shut up. is attention What else can you do? You gotta roll with it. you can't just Exactly.
01:31:00
Speaker
but stop up you What is my other option? There is none. ah you doing it man Can you imagine just now coming into the stream and seeing all these popping up on the fucking screen? Well, that's what we got. It's like, wait, what?
01:31:13
Speaker
What the fuck? up
01:31:16
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so What had happened was... scream from this morning and so I go back and look in YouTube and these were in the fucking thumbnail. oh Nice. and In fact, I'm going to just make that the thumbnail of this this stream, guys, just to make sure that it's just jar Jedi in the corner and the rest of us have it.
01:31:40
Speaker
No, I can edit. I'm going to cook on this one. Just wait, John. By the time I come to your stream, I'm going to have a ton of these made up for you. Just all different sorts that we can show. You know what I always give shaman shit for not showing his face, and now I totally stand behind him. Now you get it, right?
01:31:58
Speaker
Yeah, no, no. Yeah, you're definitely not helping your case, Lazy. I'll tell you that. I know. I know. I'm dead to rights now. Hmm.
01:32:11
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Oh, did we lose one? Yeah, we did.
01:32:15
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Johnny might be changing an avatar. may Yeah, I think that's what he's doing. I'll pull him back up as soon as he gets it done. Just for you, Johnny.
01:32:25
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Damn it.
01:32:29
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Do we have a picture of the one where the face is already green? Yeah, Sammy made me one of those. Let me go find it.
01:32:38
Speaker
Sorry, I'm doing art right now. You're doing art right now? see Look at that. While we're on live stream, I'm making a fucking picture. I had to.
01:32:54
Speaker
It's like a fucking test board. don't know. with threat mean why is my so fucking little like a finger fucking test boy and You know what, though?
01:33:10
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When Amy made the green face one of me, I realized i look like a fucking goblin if you give me the right color. Oh, that is much better. Scotto, send me the one with the green face, man.
01:33:23
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Oh, my God. Discord. You know what's funny about that one, too? It looks like I have an innie and an outie belly button just in different places. That Amy's handiwork, by the way. She cleaned it out. so proper Amy is so good at this shit, which I wish she wasn't so good at this shit. Yeah.
01:33:46
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Scotto fucking had the mastermind, and then Amy ran with it, and it's just a team effort. Oh, my God. I'm going to leave it for Glick. I'm going to make sure he has his set as that, too. He won't even know until it's too late.
01:34:01
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It's like a fucking fever dream, Jedi. i know. i'm I'm going to throw up. I'm going to throw up. Yeah. Instead of Charlie Kirk, it's like, I am lazy, Jedi. There we you go.
01:34:18
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there we go now You know what? Nice. My name is Ted. I play with my bean. favorite movie is Flicka. We got a blackout bingo. We got a blackout bingo. mean a greenout. We got a greenout bingo.
01:34:36
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my favorite my favorite movie is flickcker
01:34:43
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a black yeah we got a black el bo i mean a green out we got a green out pingo Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll fix it. No, go back. Go back, Chad. I saw you take a screenshot.
01:34:57
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Okay. I got one. All right. Some bullshit. Mandy's like, weird takeover. Right, Mandy?
01:35:09
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Mandy, get up here and save me. There we go. now now Now I'm green, too. I'm green, too. That's awesome. Mandy is so spot is so spot on.
01:35:24
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um
01:35:27
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What's weird is I'm going to forget that I have that and then I won't be on stream you know for a few more days. not I'll go off camera and that'll pop up. Literally, when I came on tonight and then i had to go off screen for a second and I was like, oh shit, I forgot that was my fucking PFO. oh, whoa. Wait a minute. how would happened You know it's a crazy night when you fucking put your PFP and you're like, holy shit, what happened? What happened?
01:35:52
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Yeah, and then the next day I was at work and I went on a meeting and... He's on a Zoom call. Your boss is like, I think we need to talk about your future employment here.
01:36:02
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quick
01:36:06
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Correct. Meanwhile, his fucking profile photo is the same.
01:36:12
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but i saw one of those court videos that like when that particular virus was going around that YouTube doesn't like the name. But um court was done through Zoom, right?
01:36:23
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And so there was a video of some guy that had some kind of traffic infraction. It was it was not up to the level of like a DUI, but it was something that he had to go see the judge for.
01:36:34
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and so he dials into Zoom and he didn't pay attention, but his younger brother had pranked him earlier in the day and changed his new Zoom name. So he joined to this court meeting as something like Ass Blaster 5000.
01:36:49
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Oh my god. And the judge, he didn't know it until the judge has to call him out. It's like, yeah, why why is he joined with that name? Oh shit, I remember that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. I remember seeing that shit.
01:37:01
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Yeah, the judge was like super pissed, like the fact that he jumped on there with that, yeah.
01:37:08
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man i was trying to i just shared it I just shared it on my TikTok. I told everyone to join in.
01:37:16
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But the only way I let them in is if they had that as their profile photo. Nice. That's a good way to screen people out. Yeah.
01:37:26
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Uh-huh. but six Hey Jedi, send me the one that you got with the send me yours, the one with the fucking lightsaber in your hand.
01:37:35
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This is the worst thing about the dream yard. You're limited to like 31 appetizers and that's, I need like 95.
01:37:44
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myself lock
01:37:48
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and more coffee You could make a game out of this, man. Like switch them up real quick and then everybody not talk and somebody has to guess who's on what fucking block. you Guess who?
01:38:00
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Does she have red hair? playing Gus.
01:38:12
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He's on his 1999 a minute phone call. you
01:38:19
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um i so I specifically reserved the redhead.
01:38:24
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I like Burnett's more.
01:38:31
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Kind of partial to bald women.
01:38:36
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Yeah. I finally grew my hair back out because I'm being bald-ish.
01:38:42
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Bald-ish? Were bald? Well, for the most part, yeah. When I moved South Carolina, I fucking shaved pretty much all my hair. Well, I had this hairstyle a lot. Shave pretty much everything, but like a little, barely much on the top to spike and long bangs.
01:38:55
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yeah I mean, you just you just shaved it for the hell of it, or was it something like like medically? Okay. She kept her bangs and her rat tail.
01:39:07
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No rat tail. The whole back was naked. Very Brittany 2005. Yeah. Yeah.
01:39:21
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Jersey's like, what? I was joking, babe. Chill.
01:39:26
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We have now a total of eight. We got eight eight of these guys in here, all for you, Jedi. me Eight guys. Wow, you're going to be full.
01:39:47
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said I was in trouble. Oh, she does, dude. she's She's got... Oh, my God. She's got so much fucking hair. She's got gorgeous hair, too, man. But, damn, she's got a lot of hair.
01:40:00
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It's funny, because, right we'll we'll be... We'll be talking on the phone at night. She'll be laying in bed, and her little dog, Bella, the chihuahua, it'll be fucking running through her hair and hiding in that shit, man.
01:40:13
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Like, literally, or when it italy it'll fucking disappear in her hair. Tell them if I'm lying, Jersey. Bella gets lost in your fucking hair. i did not name my chihuahua that I picked up yesterday, Bella.
01:40:25
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Boss is like, oh, name her Bella. It's cute. I'm like, I'm pretty sure half people have to have a dog named Bella.
01:40:32
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Is that a common dog name, Bella? Yeah. Twilight came out? Yeah. ah okay You know that one. well Mine is Miria from the Claymore anime.
01:40:44
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had an ex-fiancee with two 10-year-old twins and a 12-year-old. It was right when fucking Twilight came out. So they'd come home from school every fucking day and

Movie Discussions and Intimate Humor

01:40:54
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they'd have to watch Twilight. I'm like, God damn.
01:40:56
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So were you team Jacob or or team... I was team fucking stick a fork in my eye, man. I'm team Jasper. I'm team Casper.
01:41:08
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Jasper. people you know you know i Okay, so I would admit this. I might lose my man card on this shit, but I'll fucking admit it. Fuck it. We watched that shit so much with them, like with her three girls wanting watch it. Plus when their friends would come over too, right? but We were still together when the next one fucking came out.
01:41:28
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And I was low-key excited to go fucking see it with them at the fucking theater. Well, here's the thing, right? Like if you go to watch it with your lady or with the kids or something, you're allowed to go and enjoy it.
01:41:43
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But you can't go watch it by yourself. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think that's a good criteria right there. you know yeah and and it's when we When we went to the theater, there was no moms in there with their kids. It was all fucking dads with like either their daughter or their you know daughter and a couple of friends.
01:42:02
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I think I seen one fucking adult female in there. The rest were like men with you know their young kids. and So you couldn't even go there to pick up like the single moms or nothing? Nah. Nah.
01:42:13
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That's some bullshit. That's some bullshit. but No, but like when I was with the X's, you know, I watched a lot of shows and movies that I i would never, never watch on my own.
01:42:26
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And there was one that we didn't finish the series before we split up. And like the new season came out and I'm like, you know, all right, I think I'm um past the relationship enough that I can i could turn it on and it's not going to just like remind me of her, right?
01:42:42
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So I turn it on and try to watch it and I'm like, what the fuck? I'm like, this is stupid. I was like, no, now no, no. And that's when I realized it's just like certain things. Like, yeah, you can watch it when you're like with somebody like that.
01:43:00
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Yeah. It's connected to a certain memory or time or space or, you person. Yeah.
01:43:07
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Yeah. I don't, I can't watch any of those kind of like movies. um Unless I'm with some chick watching them. Well, you want to hear something else fucking stupid?
01:43:18
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I took my my sister out to watch The Notebook. Sorry? Yeah. I didn't fucking know what that movie was about. i just thought you wanted to watch it.
01:43:30
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It was like the most romantic movie I've ever seen. Literally the first scene of the movie. I was like, okay, sis, I can't stay here and watch this with you. Happy birthday.
01:43:43
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and Come on, sis. Let's go watch Fifty Shades of Grey. Hopefully, yeah. I'm going to pass on this. i was like, enjoy. Wait a minute. Two theaters to see the new Terminator movie.
01:43:54
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It wasn't The Notebook. It was that. It was the Fifty Shades of Grey. It was that. Oh, it's even worse. Holy shit. cause You know, the first fucking scene of that is just what like hard on sex. first The fucking first scene of the movie.
01:44:07
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and I was like, yeah, you enjoy. I'm i'm out. a Happy birthday and but Let's not talk about this at Thanksgiving. Let's not talk about this.
01:44:18
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By the way, you guys can come back on screen. Did you see Mandy's comment? I'm hearing, does this movie make me gay? yeah
01:44:28
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God damn Okay. Mandy's a good cop. I'll watch Chick Flake's foot. After that, I'm like, okay, that was dumb.
01:44:39
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because none of this is me i i can't i can't watch the chicks like without a chick i just can't do it i just can't watch them if i do like said afterwards i'm like all right that's out of the way and next well i guess it's because i know after the movie there's a treat you know so it's kind of like all right yeah you gotta suffer through that shit can get a treat you can grin and bear it if you know what's coming after yeah i get i get you that's well If you do good, then you don't really have to watch the movie and then you can get somebody a treat early. you are find Unless... Unless... It still gets your treat. yeah which my Which movie?
01:45:17
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Is she talking about... Any kind of action movie. Horror movies, action movies. She lays there with her ass towards you. You lay behind her. You still fucking everything else. And you're watching the movie for the most part.
01:45:30
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Well, for that, we might as well throw a porn on.
01:45:34
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You miss most of the movie, but I don't i don't like chick flicks. yeah You're not a fan of chick flicks? I'm like, oh, you want to watch the chick flick? Here, i'll put on some lesbian shit. ah Did you see that shit? Yeah, yeah. i got to bring it back up again. that's what's his say What say?
01:45:55
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Read it, Shaman. yeah like I can't. I'm on my phone. I can't read that shit. It's too small. oh so It says women only like 50 shades because he was rich. If he was poor, it would have been ah Jerry spring Springer.
01:46:10
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i always i always tell people, like um especially at work, because that's the most proper place to talk about it, is a I say the only difference between sexual harassment and flirting is whether that person finds you attractive or not.
01:46:26
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here That's actually very true to be honest. So it's a real fine line when you're doing that shit. you That's how I put it. Shaman, how much time did you spend in HR this week?
01:46:40
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I'm on vacation. You know? i'm on vocation you know oh Yeah, he's he's on unpaid leave. Because of vacation. Unpaid leave. We're going to let you take two weeks off. little vacation.
01:46:55
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Just a little vacation. Actually, that's the reason I'm on tonight, because don't have to work tomorrow. No, I had an incident last week. When was the last week? Week before that. My sister, she's a pilot driver for the oversight of the boat trucks.
01:47:08
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And she came by. She's through Arizona. She stopped by. She stayed like two nights. The second she was here, she like, hey. she a pilot or is she a driver? She's a pilot driver. You know the cars that are in front and behind the oversized loads?
01:47:21
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She gets $2 a fucking mile. I'm like, bitch. What? She came by stayed the first night. She stayed second night. And the second night, she's like, hey, ah can my friend stay over?
01:47:35
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He's a trucker. I'm like, all right, where's he going sleep? She goes, in the bed with us. I'm like, he's sitting on the end. You're in the middle. I'm on the other end. Couldn't find out he ain't a trucker. In the bed with us? Whoa.
01:47:46
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And so he comes over with his little fucking dog and she's running the fucking room. And they flirt with her belts, but she's married. And he sat there and i focus I'm laying there whole time because she's intoxicated as fuck.
01:47:59
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So i don't want that I went to bed early because I was like, I don't know if this motherfucker, don't know him. don't know he's to take advantage of her. He tried and she kept like waking up and like smack his hand and shit and move away. but i fucking I'm laying there.
01:48:10
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I thought he thought I was asleep and I feel this fucking arm reach over her to me and pull us both to him and I'm like, hello. And then like sometime later, a couple hours later, like there's a hand like massaging my boob. I'm like, nope.
01:48:24
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And I stayed up all night laying there like, nope. Yeah, creepy motherfucker. Stayed here for 45 minutes after she left. First date we met. Stayed here 45 minutes later because he couldn't find his glasses.
01:48:38
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uh ain't nothing happening bro you can leave my house if you wanted something to happen that would have been flirty right that's a good point yeah i mean this is what it is cut back on my beer that night to fucking go make sure you don't rape my sister and no fuck you get the at my house you're done go you're done well mean done i'll tell you from a responsible adult standpoint just the beginning of that sounded like a setup for failure yeah my boss said the same thing she's like why'd you let some random stranger stay in your room uh because my sister knows him for the last couple years and he knows she's married and everything else but apparently he decided to try to get frisky and yeah no sound like the beginning of porno man
01:49:30
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It did. It did until the end. I was just about to charge it. it went It went from like porno. went from porno to horror movies. It could have been. I don't know what the fuck her drunk ass texted him before he got here. Did you see that movie Joyride?
01:49:46
Speaker
With Paul Walker? I think it was. yeah and your family Come on over. My sister's fun.
01:49:57
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She's been divorced for like five years. The only person she's slept with in the last five years is her ex-husband. You should come over. ah No, I'm still good.
01:50:08
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We got a bunch of dildos. We're going to put them in the microwave. No, on my mouth. No The battery is fully charged, though, so it'll be fine. Nothing's going to go wrong.
01:50:20
Speaker
When we got the divorce, had this, ah mo dog you know the like the green ammo cans, obviously ammo can. Yeah, ammo can. I have one of those, and that's all where all my toys are. And i we got divorced, and I moved to South Carolina.
01:50:33
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When I came back a year later, because of heat and they were in my closet, like they all melted and meshed together. Melted? Yes, they melted together. Wow, so did you try to use it afterwards? So now she's a size queen.
01:50:45
Speaker
No, I am not, by the way. And I kept the good ones with me that went with me to South Carolina. And it's in my fridge right now. it In your fridge? So it doesn't melt. Oh, okay.
01:50:59
Speaker
It gets hot as fuck. And we don't put batteries in it. No, I don't put batteries in it. The kink level has changed since my marriage. My mother's keeping shit in microwaves and freezers and mean Everybody's talking about climate change, but it's kink change. you Go in the freezer, keep the dildos next to your weed. and I have a mini fridge in my bedroom.
01:51:25
Speaker
She opens that up. It's a dildo fridge. You got the lube in there so it doesn't It's made by Dick Adair instead of Frigidaire. You the dildo in there. You got couple of bulldog noodles in there. dick hair Hey, good. Can you go into my fucking fridge? What? Yeah, that's my fucking fridge. Everything we need to fuck, it's in there. Yeah, literally. My fucking fridge.
01:51:50
Speaker
Yep, pretty much. know ah Sorry, John. I'm good. I'm good.
01:51:59
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You want to take a visit to the fucking fridge? I don't know about that. Well, you just let her know. Why not come back the same person? It's fucking freezing in there.
01:52:16
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Glass ones go in the fridge. That's good to know. Oh, yeah. Glass ones go the fridge. Who is that? Who's up yours? Is it cold or warm? Which one is it like which one are you going for there? If it's in the fridge. If it's cold. Just saying.
01:52:34
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Yeah, if it's in the fridge, you pull it out, it's warm. know You pull it out, it's cold, and you put it in. yeah i mean i've I've done things with like ice cubes in the past. so Right?
01:52:45
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I can see where that whole glass in the fridge thing could like kind of work out. You better watch out. You don't get it too like too cold, and it gets too warm too quickly, and then it cracks while it's in there. Oh, yeah.
01:53:00
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That la la that sounds like one of those horror stories from the fucking ER and shit. like Final destination.
01:53:11
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Final final build donation. you know imagination a guys are like It was an accident. I sat down on it. Sir, this Hot Wheel was 14 feet up in your colon. Well, I tried to get it out.
01:53:25
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i tried to get it out yeah Only 14 feet, it felt deeper. more The only thing that stopped it was a dead gerbil.
01:53:36
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to the yeah er australia and Richard Gere changed his name. 14 feet. We could do better than that. Let's try it again. well Go for gold.
01:53:50
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Personal best. Holy shit. have you guys Have you guys seen the South Park fucking skit about the whole gerbil and shit? No. Let me winks.
01:54:04
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Yeah, he's going through his through his colon and he's running into... You'd have to see it. I'm letting him try to explain it. Wait a minute. It's funny.
01:54:15
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You said it's the gerbil. It's on South Park? Yeah. Scotto said the name. but What was the name, Scotty? Lemmy Winks.
01:54:27
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Yeah, Lemmy Winks. That's the name of the episode. Lemmy Winks. It's fucked up, dude. It's like everything else on South Park. I'm like, how the fuck did you get away with getting this shit on television?
01:54:39
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It was fun. And funny. I found the song. I found the South Park Lemmy Wicks song.
01:54:52
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I'm going to play it anyway. Sorry. There you go. Now you're going to get them canceled. Copyright. oh Don't worry. He'll just have a figure class
01:55:11
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have to take a class.
01:55:15
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What is that? What is that? That's my terrible. but yeah
01:55:26
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just My grinder's a little caked up. His gerbil just crawled out and got air for the first time in 20 minutes. That's not true. I can't wait for that song. I just listened to a little bit of it just to see.
01:55:42
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Told you. Pull it up. Wait, wait, stop. Nah, you probably, I don't know if you could cancel this song. You might, you just worry about copyright. You just gotta stop it every once a while. don't know what the rules are on this channel.
01:56:01
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I'm trying to find a link to the, like, episode so Rock can watch it.
01:56:07
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Scotta, you probably got that shit saved, don't you? I mean, pretty much. Oh, shit, I have seen this.
01:56:20
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Just didn't know what you were watching. What the fuck? Yeah, there he is. there There he is. There he is. We can't hear it, though. That's We don't have copy it.
01:56:32
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Oh, yeah, that's a good point. That's a good point. Oh, shit. wish I could play at least a little bit of it, though. ah You can play it for a second and pause it and keep doing that.
01:56:43
Speaker
And you guys don't hear the audio still? No. No. i've had've I've had good luck with the channel of finding like the clips on TikTok and then playing them.
01:56:54
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Even if I can find them on YouTube too. like You play them em off of YouTube and they'll like hit you for it. You play them off of TikTok and then it's like all good for some reason.
01:57:07
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like, oh, that's just TikTok content, not ours. like You guys are stupid.
01:57:15
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yeah Oh, okay. I can do that. yeah How the fuck did we get on this? so good Not my fault. Not my fault. It's my fault. I'll take blame for it. It's my fault. Let's go. Oh, yeah.
01:57:32
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go ae oh yeah We were talking about the glass dildo breaking up. You guys can hear it now or no? Yeah, we can hear it. yeah hear that yeah we can hear A adventure is waiting for you ahead.
01:57:50
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Hurry onward, Lemmy Winks, or you will soon be dead. Hey, you don't have any polyps. Oh, here's a bad one. But you must escape the gay man's ass so your tale can be told. I'm going to just pause that for a quick second.
01:58:06
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Quick second. Are we all good? That's funny. I think we're good. Push onward, Lemmy Winks, with all of your might. You are coming to the entrance of the small intestine.
01:58:18
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There you must seek out the sparrow prince. like got The Scotto prince? What? Don't look like Lemmy Winks or you'll soon be dead. Lemmy Winks, Lemmy Winks, the time is growing late.
01:58:33
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Slow down now and seal your face. I am the Sparrow Prince. Long has my spirit been trapped within this place. Before you lies the maze of the small intestine.
01:58:45
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One path leads to the stomach, the other to certain doom. Take with you this helmet and torch. Let them be your guide. Oh my God, guys. Wait, are we on Drunaverse's channel? It sounded like it. Wow.
01:58:59
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and it sounded like wow that's fine I'm just checking the medias, making sure I'm good. Checking the medias real quick.
01:59:10
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And you know what's bad? There's kids that watch this shit, right? I
01:59:17
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wonder how many sales of gerbils went up the next week. Oh my gosh. Nowadays, a lot. Hey, yo, we ain't stupid.
01:59:29
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don't know. I know some pretty dumb fucking kids, No, I'm talking about the comics. We are geniuses in our making. I think so. I think i got it I got a little bit of time to get smart if I really wanted to. but Who wants to? If I wanted to.
01:59:49
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That's a good point. Open up another one. Ignorance is bliss, bro. Ignorance is bliss. I love it.
02:00:01
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Okay, so now he said at some point I'm supposed to throw this to a break. ah And I'm supposed to play something. you taking direction? This is your show. You do whatever the fuck want. Oh, you're going to play one of your songs? That's right.
02:00:17
Speaker
mean If you take a break, play one of your songs. Okay, what what song should I play, though? Damn, this fucker has a lot of songs in here. Holy shit. yeah don't play those he's playing those or not that but that's how you really feel i was just gonna say that yeah give me show let him don't let don't let him get you down man here look let me i'll i'll find your songs all right that you don't mind us hearing right yeah let me where if i can play did i send you photo
02:00:57
Speaker
Wait, what? I sent you photo. Photo of what?
02:01:03
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Let me winks. She ain't sent me no photo. Pink Pony Club. Oh, damn. You know what? I still have not ever heard that song. That's a two nights, man. Heard what song? Pink Pony Club. travel That song's catchy as fuck.
02:01:19
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Oh, God.
02:01:23
Speaker
Damn, I would love to show you like one of my rock songs, but I don't think I have any like on here. yeah Okay, because Glick doesn't appreciate you. Yeah, Glick doesn't have any, and his fucking space is full in here. good he over This wedding, bullshit. All this time, he's like, I got all your shit saved, bro.
02:01:41
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he doesn't yeah He does. He does. He says that shit all the time. I got all your shit, man. I've been following you for years, man.
02:01:53
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oh Okay, you set it up, man. I'm going to have to go after him now. Thanks. I'm starting to realize how selfish Glick is. Right? What a prick. He rarely comes on our show even though we're here all the time. He doesn't have rock stuff saved. He only goes to show when he to it. doesn't promote it. like He doesn't promote anybody else's show even though we promote his show all the time.
02:02:14
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Never shares his glass dildos. Never. Like, I never even got to use one. Never even got to use one. right hey that's to be devil's advocate he's he's come on string twice least for me so i don't know when you're there shaman yeah maybe he doesn't like lazy he came out of the show because i told him to see if i tell him do something he fucking does it okay see that's why i'm friends with angel she runs the show
02:02:48
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yeah Yeah, you're right. I was like, hey, it's this thing. It's this thing. He's like, I'll be right there. And he just takes over. That's what he thinks.
02:02:59
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I don't know. He did make me mod, though. Yeah, but the motherfucker made you mod before me. cannot believe it. Yeah, okay. You know what? Let this shit go, bro.
02:03:12
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Hey, Rock, Shaman don't even make music and he's got like three of Shaman's songs on his computer, so. Just saying. Dude, that fucking happy birthday song. That happy birthday song against me was fucking lit.
02:03:25
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He's got a one song. He's got one of shaman just like Mongolian throat humming and shit. Oh my god, man. That's so funny. That's pretty good. Alright, well I'll just I think I'll just play something random that that I have on here No, no, you should have your Britney Spears remake one.
02:03:45
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um don't you Don't you have your own shit on like Spotify or something? Yeah, I do. Trying to cast it on here is a fucking pain in the ass.
02:03:55
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Oh, you want to hear it again? Yeah, sure. I love the song. I'm sure one of my brother's songs.
02:04:05
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I'm an entire dance that, too. I'm pitiful.
02:04:13
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Wait, you said Sarge, your brother does some music? yeah Yeah, he he was in a bunch of bands growing up. He had a bunch of bands. No way, dude. What? Yeah.
02:04:25
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Well, unlike Glick, I don't mind promoting anything on my network. does This is the... hey, hey. He died eight years ago, but he'd appreciate it, man.
02:04:42
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No, he's got he's got he's got some they got some cool songs on... the What the fuck am I Reverb Nation. Oh, I got it. I did get it, finally. All right. And cast time, guys.
02:04:55
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Yeah, I'm going to make a drink. Oh, baby, baby, how was I supposed to know that something wasn't right?
02:05:27
Speaker
I must confess, I still believe When I'm not with you, I lose my mind Give me a
02:05:46
Speaker
The reason I breathe is you. Girl, you got me blinded. Oh, pretty baby, there's nothing that I wouldn't do.
02:06:01
Speaker
It's not the way I planned it. Show me.
02:06:17
Speaker
I must confess, still believe When I'm not with you, lose my mind Give me a sign
02:06:42
Speaker
Oh, pretty baby, how was I supposed to know?
02:06:59
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And I must confess that my loneliness is killing me now. Don't you know?
02:07:25
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I must confess, I still believe When I'm out with you, I lose my mind
02:08:00
Speaker
Alrighty. I'm glad I came back. I came back right on time. was out of it for a second. lit me Let me toss another one up here, too. i don't want it to just be about Rock Lee.
02:08:12
Speaker
Or maybe... Actually, I'll play this one right here. Let's see.
02:11:41
Speaker
All righty. Welcome back, ladies and gents. A nonsensical nonsense takeover. Rock Lee's in charge. He's got the realm. He's got the the keys to the castle. Joined by a lot of our great friends here tonight.
02:11:54
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What do you guys think of that one? I played two. Those are awesome. I was a little shocked to hear a black man singing fucking Britney Spears, man. but Yeah, you know what? You did it justice, man. yeah Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Let me just explain. Let me explain. no, no. Don't. Don't. That'd be more fun.
02:12:11
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so I actually wait. I still wait for Glick to put on his freaking pantyhose and get on TikTok. And until I see that, ah that video is always going to be a pain in my ass.
02:12:22
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i he We had a deal. I sing Britney Spears. He puts on booty shorts and a crop top and he dances on TikTok. That was the deal. And he has not lived up to his of the deal.
02:12:37
Speaker
Interesting. I definitely need to be there when that happens. Oh, man. I absolutely got to be there. Glick who?
02:12:48
Speaker
I love that. All right, guys. And if you are joining us tonight um and you want to jump up, you know, this is open door. You guys can't come up. Jump up to jump down.
02:12:59
Speaker
um I'm sorry. um down yeah All of it. The link is in the comment section. I'm sending it out now. Join in with us tonight, guys, and let's cause some fucking chaos. It's weird, man. It's first time I've been on Nonsensical and it's actually ran like a panel should be ran. That's fucking awesome, man.
02:13:16
Speaker
Yeah, no, know. You know, just it's I tried to train them the best I could, but it just... i would hope that you know I would hate to think Glick would be listening to this or playing it back, you know.
02:13:27
Speaker
Oh, what the hell happened to you? How did you end up backstage? I have no idea. I changed my picture also it says backstage. But I got to listen to the songs, so that's good. Oh, there you go. Oh, you got your photo. Thanks.
02:13:39
Speaker
Yeah. Screenshot this. Rock, you're knocking it out of the fucking park. Everybody's on on your side. Everybody's team rock, man. Yep.
02:13:49
Speaker
We just sent Glick to the unemployment office. No. gets money to sit on the desk all day. I just told him he needs to go on a pie. It's that's all right, man. I'm so sorry, Glick.
02:14:02
Speaker
Not really. Sorry, not sorry, bro. so so So sorry i ran your show and it was amazing, Glick. Sorry. he yeah That whole time, by the way, I was looking for the freaking... I have an actual like rock song that I told them that I would premiere in the next two weeks on this on on the network on Saturday, but I can't find it. I don't know why. It's missing.
02:14:31
Speaker
Well, if you're looking at Glixfiles, you're not going to find it. I am looking at it. He said he had it queued, but don't see it. There you go.
02:14:44
Speaker
Just saying. I like how Zaddy just changed his profile photo to that just so he was here. you know Just in honor of you, buddy. There you yeah He was sucking on some black-looking thing, but there you Blitz sucking on black shit. He's getting glicked.
02:15:04
Speaker
hes getting neglect I'm going to send you another photo of me. ah Scotto, if you could just just don't pay too much attention to the other details. Just plug my photo. Oh, really?
02:15:16
Speaker
Bunch nice fucking dildos in the background. your Danger, danger. Danger, danger. They're not in the background. They're in the front. Show it to the classroom. If you're going to share it, Scotto, show it to the classroom. All right, go up to the front of the class, damn it.
02:15:34
Speaker
Pull it out. Show and tell on the Nonsensical Network. oh I gotta fucking look for that video. I will play for Angel tonight, but i just I gotta find it first.
02:15:47
Speaker
That's why we don't have show and smell.
02:15:51
Speaker
Show and smell.
02:15:55
Speaker
Here's my balls.
02:15:58
Speaker
You don't have any balls. It's just a beam. You have no face, which means you have no balls. that's well I have no faith, but have some balls.
02:16:11
Speaker
Hey, all you motherfuckers, cheers. Cheers. Cheers. You're drinking a nice, Sergeant. little Crown Royal apple. Ooh, we got Crown Royal peach.
02:16:24
Speaker
Come on, Jedi. I Jedi can drink much more after last night. Yeah, I can. You're still recovering, aren't you, Jedi? This probably be the only one I drink. I have very quick recovery time. from Me too. As old as I am, I can fucking we recover it real quick. and My tolerance is way too high.
02:16:46
Speaker
Scott, are you on that Mai Tai kick, huh? Yeah, well, the market's literally like two buildings down, so it's literally right there. so when I'm leave the house, I'll just go pick up a few there.
02:16:59
Speaker
hey It works. thought I thought of you a couple weeks ago when I went to the liquor store here. Remember that first night you went on? I don't remember if it was G2s or Harley's. But when you had the... What are those ball drinks that you got? Oh, yeah. Buzz balls. Buzz balls, yeah.
02:17:15
Speaker
Yeah, when I was when i was like ah Checking out, they had them in ah in a thing next to the fucking counter there, and I was like, holy shit. I had never seen them before. He's like, they're Scotty's balls.
02:17:27
Speaker
Scotty's balls. Scotty's balls. Scotty's going on. them all long I a lot. That crown roll apple is pretty fucking good.
02:17:41
Speaker
and is good. I don't like too much sweetness. though I threw up on it once. I can only have like one. well That's what I said. That's probably the only one I'm going tonight.
02:17:53
Speaker
No, do not mind some crown some crown anytime, but I'll tell you, i nothing gets me past oh Honey Jack. Jack Daniels, honey? Yeah, I threw up on that, too. I haven't had that. Of course, Jesus Christ. I was drinking some ah Honey Wild Turkey the other night, man. That shit's good as fuck.
02:18:13
Speaker
I've only had that once, but it is for me it's the perfect amount of smoothness but not sugary i don't like it to be too sugary i want to know i'm fucking myself up you know what i mean right right so if if it's like too sugary then it's almost dangerous like man i can put this back like a fucking brandy exactly yeah there you drink it and then you get and then you get gut wrecked you're like four drinks in you just fucking sugar fucking sugar Yeah, and i and i and I don't know how true this is, but I tell you the hangover is a lot worse when you're doing frickin' sugar.
02:18:46
Speaker
100%. Most people get hangovers not because of the booze. It's because of all the fuckin' sugar they mix up with. Which is crazy, because remember I used to drink fuckin' Red Bull and beers all the time? No fuckin' hangover.
02:18:57
Speaker
I'm just drinking straight beers and hangovers. Yeah, yeah, dehydrate you, especially you have caffeine mixed with the fucking booze. If you're hydrating while you're, you know, going at it, you're probably going to have much of a hangover, but if you're dehydrated as shit, it's going to hit you. Yeah, yeah. Uh-huh, big time. That's why when you guys see me drink this, it's water.
02:19:18
Speaker
You gotta down a bunch of water in between drinks if you're having a hard night. Fuck that. You wake up for the next morning, you take a fucking motor and shit, a couple of them, you eat a piece of bread, you go back to bed, you're pretty You know what? Prevent it before it happens, though. Okay, Angel?
02:19:38
Speaker
I'll tell you what, I'm not a... Take most drink, drink bunch water, eat some bread, and go back to bed When you wake up, perfectly fine. Hell yeah. See, I'm not a wine drinker. I don't have like a wine palate. and If I get drunk on wine, which has only been a couple times, that's the worst fucking hangovers I've ever had. Oh, yeah. For sure. is the only thing that will really give me like The whole next day was like a fucking waste.
02:20:06
Speaker
Yes. of I had out of work and I was out of town at a work function. That is perfect, man. a work
02:20:27
Speaker
Wine's pretty good. That's it. I do like wine. All I did was drink wine. What was that bottle you held up? Bottles and bottles. This is some Casamigos tequila. Oh, okay. Oh, yeah, no. Keep that shit away. See, the only time I drink tequila is if want to fight somebody.
02:20:44
Speaker
That's about the only thing that does that, man. is like I mean, i can you I can have two, three, four shots if I'm out with a group or something like that but to get drunk on tequila, that's the only liquor or whiskey or any of the categories that makes me literally want... Like, if I got fucking wasted on tequila...
02:21:01
Speaker
And I was like hanging out with all of you guys in a bar. One of you fuckers would get punched. It makes me want to fight. It would be me for sure. It makes me want to fight. No, no, no. Did I would be out just finished all night and then he would fucking just clock me at the end of the night. And it hits me like a brick wall, man.
02:21:21
Speaker
Like I'll be fine, partying, and partying, and having a good time. And then something in my brain goes, you need to hit somebody. And that only happens on fucking tequila to me. That's why I don't get that.
02:21:34
Speaker
Any dark liquor I get like that over. Really? It's so weird because I don't get different on different liquors. like It's all liquor to me. The clear stuff but I don't get like that. A.K.A. Jedi is the fucking alcoholic. Here we are.
02:21:48
Speaker
Oh, shit, y'all. I got some good scrying over here, too.
02:21:55
Speaker
But wine is the only thing that makes the hangover. Yes, sir. i got I got some cousins that make this shit. that so um So when I say real shine, is that corn to corn whiskey? or Yes, sir. No, the all smoky shit.
02:22:13
Speaker
Okay, that's what I was getting at. Yeah, that old smokey is kind of good. I mean, it's good. I got some moonshine. No, you ain't. You got a sweet drink from fucking Gatlinburg, man. Shut the fuck up. Don't even fuck me around. That is not the same thing. That is not moonshine. My cousin's making it on my mom's side.
02:22:31
Speaker
Nice. Hell yeah. What is it, like some, like grain alcohol and shit? Yeah. Yeah. Corn whiskey, motherfucker. Corn whiskey. That hasn't been eaten.
02:22:44
Speaker
I'll get you where you're going. I'll tell you that right now. well that the Same way it came in. Oh, yeah. And if it's if it's good, if they're good at making moonshine, it's smooth when it goes down. It doesn't burn. Yeah. yeah itll That's what makes it dangerous.
02:23:00
Speaker
That's what makes it dangerous. It'll have some heat, but it'll be smooth. If it's not, and it just burns like fucking, it's not good moonshine. Nah, but it just tastes like your fucking fuel. yeah Yeah, exactly.
02:23:13
Speaker
Well, that's the cheap beer and alcohol from ABC and shit, you know? Yeah. I have some really good apple apple moonshine, red apple moonshine.
02:23:26
Speaker
oh my god. i got a whole mason jar of that crap. I don't remember the the the week from after that. It was that good. I lost a week of my life.
02:23:38
Speaker
I did. I looked immediately e anna was camping. Is that the week you got married? yeah somehow Somehow they aligned. you know It's pretty strange. I woke up and i had a ring on my finger. What the fuck? shit man it' shit just They wrote the hangover. legitimately i play three years It's weird. I see we can this like weird spots of that, like of the timeline. like I remember eating breakfast the next morning, but nothing else that day.
02:24:03
Speaker
Then the next day i'm writing a drink, I don't remember that at all. it just literally and I drank it. it was so It was the smoothest drink I've ever had in my life, too. And he had made it himself. It was really good.
02:24:15
Speaker
That's the shit that'll sneak up on you and make you forget yeah periods of your life. <unk> see Like, if if if you if you talk to any of these old... Uh-oh.
02:24:29
Speaker
What did you say, Sarge? Did we lose him? fuck I didn't know it, man. It wasn't mean to me. It wasn't me. It wasn't me. It wasn't me. Okay, Shaggy. It wasn't me. It wasn't me. It wasn't me. It wasn't me. It wasn't me.
02:24:43
Speaker
mike put your back in the base base what than me know one okay sha young and this hour wasn't me you wasn't me jersey doesn't me you coming on You got to do that song, bro. You got to do that.
02:25:07
Speaker
Brock, you know your next mission. Yeah, I don't know why StreamYards is doing it. You guys hear me now, right? yeah Yeah. Yeah, it keeps dropping my mic and going to the laptop, and then it won't go back to the mic. I don't know.
02:25:21
Speaker
it It's the only night I've had that happen.
02:25:25
Speaker
Hey, don't blame the host, man. i am um not um'm blame I'm blaming Glick. Glick's doing this shit for via the wedding and shit, or the reception. I blame Glick as well. He logged in and he's changing it in the background.
02:25:39
Speaker
He saw my hashtag Glick who and he's like, I'll get that motherfucker. I'm going to just go in and fuck that up real quick. Let me just do that. right What would you say, though? You got cut off right when you were talking.
02:25:52
Speaker
I don't remember. Oh, no, I was saying like the guys, that the boys, like, you know, the hillbillies, because that's who makes good moonshine, right? Yeah. yeah they They won't sit there. They don't sit there and chug it and get fucked up on it.
02:26:04
Speaker
yeah They sip it. They sip it. They got like a refined fucking palate that they'll sit there and sip the shit, you know? And if they sip enough of it, yeah, they'll get drunk, but they don't sit there and chug it like, you know, like we do when we're on panel and shit all drinking together and stuff like that.
02:26:19
Speaker
They'll literally sit. there's There's literally an art to drinking fucking moonshine. Like you you sip just enough that you you let it wash over your tongue and then you let it go to the sides of your cheeks of your mouth and then you slowly swallow it.
02:26:31
Speaker
And most people don't realize that. You just, like, take a shot. Yeah, there's there's there's an art to actually drinking moonshine the right way. It's like some of the fucking fucking shit. Fucking posh hillbillies.
02:26:47
Speaker
I learned that first time eating my cousin John's tail. Yeah, yeah. Just like, to i mean, even a good bourbon or something. I'm in Kentucky, right? So we got good bourbon here, you know?

Drinking Tales and Beer Talk

02:26:56
Speaker
But even this even even something like Crown Rural, man, I'll take a small sip and it sits on my tongue and, you know, and then i you know I don't sit there and fucking gulp it back. I mean, that's that's not what you're supposed to do a bourbon anyway. moderate And it kills me when I see somebody take good bourbon and mix, like, Coke with it.
02:27:11
Speaker
oh Makes my fucking balls twitch. Or Pepsi is even worse. That's like a sin. yeah So much worse. I agree with you that, Scotto. don't what to say.
02:27:22
Speaker
Well, Pepsi in general. Pour that shit some Kool-Aid and be done with it. Fuck, you know? Yeah.
02:27:29
Speaker
Because if I'm hypnotic in there, you can have an incredible ho. Fuck hypnotic. almost died on hypnotic once. almost die without How do you almost die on hypnotic?
02:27:42
Speaker
We need to hear this story. Now, if it was absent. He can't even defend himself. Next week's going to be over. Johnny just hit it. would that's That's what we were drinking it with. We were doing shots of hypnotic and then a shot of fucking absinthe.
02:27:57
Speaker
Oh, yeah. You just said almost died on hypnotic. Well, I did. That's the one and only time I ever drink hypnotic. Hang on. Was it genuine absinthe made out of the fucking wormwood?
02:28:10
Speaker
I don't know. i couldn't tell you, to be honest with you. I don't know. They don't sell the genuine shit here. I mean, I know Absinthe can fucking actually kill you. It's a hallucinogen.
02:28:21
Speaker
but Yeah, Absinthe made with the wormwood will get you tripping balls. people the trip Yeah, I don't know what it... No, it wasn't that then, because I wasn't tripping balls. No, it wasn't. But it's not it's not even close. i'm gonna have that big one I didn't see any visions of Scotto or anything.
02:28:39
Speaker
Oh, then it was not the good stuff, sir. yeah i Exactly. It's not the good stuff. He said that's not hypnotic. That's slip-notic, motherfucker.
02:28:53
Speaker
That's fake. Not it. Yeah. Nobody told me when when when we sat down to do that, ah we were camping. mean, no one gave me like a criteria of how you're supposed to drink because I get that, Sarge. Like, I will drink bourbon ah completely different than how I'll pound a beer.
02:29:08
Speaker
Right. Right. So I definitely get it. Like, I understand that. But nobody warned me about that when I. did Well, I'll tell you what, like my, my, my son is a brew master for like here in the greater Cincinnati area. We got ah a lot of fucking breweries, right?
02:29:22
Speaker
Um, you know, I mean, we got Sam Adams brewery here. we We got big names and we got, you know, smaller startups, right? Yeah. But he's been a fucking brew master for the last like 15 years. You know, he was a brew master at Sam Adams.
02:29:34
Speaker
He was a brew master at some other ones that you guys wouldn't have heard about if you're not from around here. Maybe Ryan Geist. You might've heard Ryan Geist, but, um, Nope. there's there's there's a technique to drinking fucking beer the same way.
02:29:46
Speaker
you know like just like Just like you see people drink wine you know and they swirl it and they you know they get the bouquet of it. i bought essentially A real fucking beer drinker, and I didn't know this until my son clued me in on it, right? Because, i'm one, I'm not a real big beer drinker anyway, but, you know, like just go out with your buddies or be on panel or something like that or just, like, if you're an alcoholic and sit and drink at home alone, whatever, and just people just pound beers back that's That's really not the way beer is supposed to be drank either.
02:30:14
Speaker
and know you're You're supposed to, same thing, you put it in your mouth just enough to, you know, it it washes over the palate of your tongue and your taste buds and, you know, you let it swirl around in your mouth a little bit and and you and then you swallow it.
02:30:26
Speaker
Nobody fucking drinks beer like that unless they're like...
02:30:31
Speaker
so yeah Oh, sorry. I found that out a lot with IPAs. Yeah. Down here is a huge seller varieties of I fucking love doing that, It's a pastime.
02:30:45
Speaker
yeah Really? ah good idea for like say ipa just I think those are the ones that are super happy. and that's what gets me yeah i' I'm the same. um the saw I love the IPAs.
02:30:58
Speaker
yeah i'm like That's why i said one, I'm not a beer drinker. and and I'm definitely not a beer fucking snob. but and My son is. like you know like If we go out and shoot in our pew-pews and then go out and have you know a couple of beers after and grab some lunch or something, you know he always wants to go to like one of the local breweries and we do it there. It's kind of our thing because you know he's a brewmaster, right?
02:31:16
Speaker
And they all fucking know each other. That whole fucking industry is so incestuous, it's not even funny. But, yeah. it he'll he'll He'll be telling me about, because he likes that shit, right? He likes the stouts and the IPAs and the, yeah you know, the and i'll take a I'll take a sip of it and I'm like, God damn, this tastes like fucking ass because I don't have, yeah I'm not a beer drinker, you know? I'm not a true beer drinker and most most people aren't true beer drinkers, you know? so but Can I give you a piece of advice about them?
02:31:44
Speaker
Fucking, ah so if you, you know, don't want a gallon back beer after beer and you're just looking for something to sip on, try freeze distilling it. Hmm. Okay. Uh, put it in the freezer, wait for all the fucking, uh, water contents to freeze.
02:32:00
Speaker
Fucking drain off what's left. Have you a couple micro sips of it? You're going to get a lot more defined in the flavors and a little bit's going to hit you like a truck. Yeah, see, I mean, you did you just hit it there, right? like And and if people aren't, like, whiskey drinkers or beer drinkers. This is probably boring as fuck to them to hear. You can do that with beer all day long. He'll tell me shit like that, right?
02:32:20
Speaker
And I'm going to tell you what, his home

Karaoke and Personal Revelations

02:32:21
Speaker
brews, man, for my son-in-law's bachelor party, like, every, every like, holiday, my son will bring some of his home brew, right? And you guys know what content a beer is that you buy out, like domestic beers?
02:32:32
Speaker
Do you know what contents are, the alcohol content? What? What are you used to seeing? I'm going to say 5 to 6. Yeah, 4.5 to 5.5, 6%, right? now but My son's home brews are 14 to 15%.
02:32:47
Speaker
holy job You drink one of those, man, in the big beer bottles. Not a regular beer bottle. I forget what he calls it, but um but it's a bigger, fatter, thicker like beer bottle.
02:32:58
Speaker
I'll drink one of them motherfuckers. I'll be on my ass. I felt like I've been sitting here drinking bourbon for fucking eight hours, man. What's that? What is going on, Bradley? Oh, yeah.
02:33:12
Speaker
oh yeah yeah I'll have to try that sometime. It used to bump it right up to a couple sips and you'd be there. yeah Yeah. yeah Oh, Bradley. What's going on? Your safety net ain't here, man and just fucking me my show that i that Is that a good thing or a bad thing? It depends for you.
02:33:38
Speaker
Yeah, it depends. Us or you? yeah but They ain't got Brittany here to save either, man. Brittany be like, ah, that one was funny. Let him stay.
02:33:49
Speaker
yo za zaki that rubber That rubber chicken comes out one time tonight. Your ass is getting kicked, motherfucker. okay all right I love ah how Bradley's always on parole. but what's What's going on, Bradley? How you been, man? I'm good.
02:34:05
Speaker
I'm having a good night tonight. I was just doing some karaoke songs, and now I'm over here just chilling. I'm just having a good time.
02:34:16
Speaker
i didn't know it was you without the bucket hat, man. Yeah, where's your bucket hat? I want to know what's going on with Zaddy.
02:34:26
Speaker
ah can you Can you do a song for us? I fucking will, dude. I fucking will. Do you know what dando Britney Spears one more time? Hit me one more time.
02:34:37
Speaker
One more time. We want to compare. Because we heard it earlier tonight.
02:34:46
Speaker
No, I'm being serious. you wanted to sing it Sing it for us, Oh, hit me, baby, one more time if you fuck me in the ass. Oh, yeah. just like that.
02:35:01
Speaker
Bradley did his Bradley thing. That is a better version. I remain challenged. You got it. You nailed it Thank you, Bradley. that's That's an internal struggle you deal with every day, isn't it, Bradley? Do I let the real me out or not? no Yes? No? that Do I let him out? No? No? Yes?
02:35:18
Speaker
It's internal. It's external now. It's external now. Hang on. let's let's Let's make Bradley feel like an outcast. You all know what I'm talking about.
02:35:31
Speaker
Oh, come on. let's Let's make him feel like he's not one of the club. airby do day no everybody do Everybody do it. d Everybody do it. do it. What the fuck, Shaman?
02:35:43
Speaker
Jedi, what the fuck you doing, dude? What the fuck? I still got mine. i still got mine. that's I didn't change it. No, I said Shaman. I meant Jedi. It's all good. I take the heat for him all the time anyway, so.
02:35:55
Speaker
See, I started to say who's who, Bradley, but our names are up there. so Actually, wait a minute. thank you I'm probably going to forget and change it back, so it's probably going to stay on mine for a while. What the fuck is happening? You know what that is?
02:36:10
Speaker
Bradley is in a swamp of regret. political ah What the fuck is happening? Tell me about it, Bradley. Tell me about it. Rock, full screen one those.
02:36:28
Speaker
um like when it's not hot Welcome to your fucking nightmare later, dude. Dude, do you think if Bradley was on mushrooms right now, he would just be losing his fucking shit.
02:36:42
Speaker
That's what I look like naked a when I... Yeah. Mushrooms. but It's cold. It's cold. It's very cold.
02:36:53
Speaker
I drink too much because I have jaundice. That's my jaundice. It's green, not yellow. That's gangrene, if anything. yeah yeah You might want to go the doctor.
02:37:05
Speaker
say days It's not what jaundice looks like, bro. If you piss and the drips in the toilet are green, you might have an infection. One of you, just mentioned shrooms and that got me thinking. I really need to trip balls again. It's been a while.
02:37:21
Speaker
You to cut balls? Something like that, except for see funny colors. No, he wants to trip over balls. Whoa. who's but Yeah, ah trip over my balls. I would love to fucking do that again, man.
02:37:37
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you Bradley said trip over my balls and Johnny was right I really want to do that again you're fucking paid me <unk>o clip that Scotto look look if you pay me enough I'm not saying anything's going to happen but we'll talk about it hey 20 bucks is 20 bucks man we'll talk about tripping over your balls later alright you pay me to talk about it and you pay extra for it to might happen and um't Don't talk about it. Be about it. All right.
02:38:10
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ah who yeah Fix videos in a Pornhub link or it didn't happen. mean oh it's starting on it oh that we won the live Do it now. Do it now. Then I to create a channel on everybody's to know what that Gmail is for.
02:38:25
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ah right but um is anyone here gay ah with are you they the quiet fighting gay okay cool I'm happy. i mean I'm a little bit gay. Is that cool?
02:38:46
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is back your car i mean if you're cool it fine i mean Does that mean you like you like just tip up your ass or what? but you just tip just for a minute justice to yafield
02:39:02
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you know As Scotto says, it's not gay if it happens on panel with him. So you're good, man. If you subscribe to Scotto's tutorial, he will show you everything you need to know. it Does gay people not like that when people only want to be half gay?
02:39:18
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Okay. What's half gay? What is half gay? You know, when when they're like, fine. That's why I asked. If I knew, I wouldn't have asked. I only put my socks half on when I don't know what I'm doing.
02:39:30
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listen john <unk>s bradley Are you into docking at all? Are you into docking at all? so i don't know I think into the whole tip to tip thing.
02:39:46
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Yeah. Half gay is when you'll take it in the ass, but you won't suck a dick. That's half gay. That's an half gay. You got to put hot sauce on it. I don't think so. I'm not going to take it in the ass and I'm not going to suck a dick.
02:39:57
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but You got to put a hot sauce dick what is what does What does that mean? If you're not going to do anything to a guy because that's gross, but to let a guy suck your dick. what is that' eli's motor That's called desperation ah Let's get down to the blatancies Bradley you like penis ah so No it's called It's called Saturday night without a girlfriend There you go But like if I close my eyes And somebody wants to molest me Have you been curious about cock my friend No it's gross I tried it it's gross oh I tried it it's gross Now we're getting somewhere okay
02:40:37
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i It makes me not want to touch my own penis. Come on,

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02:40:41
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Dr. Phil. Explain this to us. And how does that make you feel? Canceled. He feels canceled.
02:40:50
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He's like, I could only suck that dick for a half an hour and I couldn't take it no more. yeah froggin Don't you dare. Scott is over there like, I offer classes, dude. You're good.
02:41:03
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Oh, okay. All right. Teach me. Teach me how to touch a cock without being grossed out. Anything less is curious. Anything more is committed, okay? I swear to God, I was so grossed out that couldn't even touch my own cock afterwards.
02:41:19
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Yeah, so that's why his bathroom was filled with piss because he didn't hold it. He just looked down, grabbed and it, and thought if he everything reminds me of him. I hope it lands in my toilet because I'm not touching that thing because I ain't gay.
02:41:31
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Bradley, i got a question for you, man. Have you ever blown up a microwave? No. What does that have to do with being mildly gay? I like mildly gay.
02:41:42
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Like it's a flavor of salsa. I would like my gayness medium well. It's mid-September. I'm only feeling medium gay today. so Yeah, I would like my gayness medium well.
02:41:59
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Please put your cock in my ass. know some So did you come on panel that has our, relative you know our our like you know, the king of gays here to start talking about gay stuff?
02:42:10
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i am the king are Are you trying to start shit tonight or what? Just wait. Here it comes. Here comes. Don't worry. Come on. Why are you being such a, you know...
02:42:23
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oh modin come on why you being such a yeah Did you just fucking call me Mo Ding? Yeah, I called you Mo Ding. Is your name moinging Mo Ding? Mo Ding?
02:42:34
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Yeah. Mo Ding. Mo Ding. Mo Ding. About to bust a Mo Ding up in your ass. Shit. No, he wants that. He wants that. He already asked for it. Yeah, he wants that. That makes him mildly gay. Hey, I warned you. I told you Glick and Brittany aren't here tonight, dude.
02:42:53
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Yeah. Fair. Fair enough. Fair enough. Okay. All right. I got you. What's going on then? What did I do? Ain't nothing going on. It's been over. That's what you did. My bad. I'm sorry. I don't know. I mean, I just make a mistake sometimes. I'm just fucking with you, man.
02:43:10
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It's okay. You're good. I'll tell you what you didn't do. You didn't cuff the ball. Right? You got to, you know, sometimes a little tickle, you know.
02:43:23
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Oh, you know what? i Don't forget the shaft. Don't go straight for the hip. Yeah, not only the tip. Not only the tip. I don't want to admit to to too much, but I got the size of dick where you can take like the balls. You can grab the balls and the dick at the same time and maybe kind of like when you're sucking the dick.
02:43:41
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yeah have the bully nope no like did yeah oh Oh my God, that's awesome. Let him cook. Let him cook. Let him cook. He already burnt the pasta. They're sucking your balls, and they're sucking your cock, but they can also lick your balls.
02:43:59
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Oh, my I got the screenshot. I knew where he was going with that. And you say you're only half gay. Maybe it's half three quarters. You're 1.5 gay. You're extra gay. You make fucking style look great. oh I knew where you were with Salmon.
02:44:21
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Oh, that is perfect. Oh, my God. it's not It's not perfect. That's not a good way to describe it. Oh, my video skills come back, man. Just a ah wait. You got Angel.
02:44:38
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Rock Angel's backstage. But, yeah, that that is pretty good, though. You ever get your balls? Thank you, MoDog. Got you, man. By the way, Glick and Brittany, I'm here.
02:44:49
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Rarely, but I am.
02:44:53
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So you're protected. I'm Britney, bitch. She doesn't like doing I don't play nice.
02:45:02
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Full screen. Full screen. You got a full screen. That's the sequel. We got man.
02:45:11
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i um that's the sequel we got the sequel two different angles
02:45:20
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No, you gotta put it up. I wanna it. yeah No, I got my phone call for this. Damn. Oh, that looks lovely. not Sorry. I'll set that into screensaver on my phone. You're welcome.
02:45:40
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I hope so. I am definitely going to replace that real quick. Sorry, Doug. I have found a new shirt. Thank the fucking lord.
02:45:51
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Everybody replace your BFB. I hope that becomes the new Disney logo. you know how perfect that'll be?
02:46:02
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That's creepy. No, it's not. It's lovely. It's very beautiful.
02:46:12
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Oh my. I havearic expression forgot I have this. This photo of Brittany. Ooh. Brittany. Where's Brittany? What is she doing? They're at a wedding.
02:46:23
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Oh, cool. That's cool.
02:46:28
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Brittany, She's in the middle of explaining something very important. love that I remember that.
02:46:36
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Bitch. It's Brittany, bitch. It's Brittany, bitch.
02:46:46
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ah you I'm looking at that picture. I'm sorry. I'm so okay. Nothing beats this. So we're going to stay.
02:47:00
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I tried out. I tried it out Jedi. i I couldn't help it. I needed to return. Damn it. Rock. Damn it. I thought we broke away from this. ah Sorry, it's just so good, man. It's not good.
02:47:15
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I got to get the one where you're where you have ah the bikini on. Who has that one? That's great. I'm not sure. Oh, Angel, I found the clip.
02:47:27
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Oh, nice. You found the clip? You found the clip? and the g glu time I am the click commander.
02:47:42
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It only took you getting married, man.
02:47:48
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Oh, I'm the wolf commander. But it looks like one of us is It's okay, puppy. It's okay.
02:48:00
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It's just me. I know. I know. Mute, bro. Mute. Bradley, even your dog doesn't like you. I'm sorry. i know dogs perceive me as a Terminator. I'm sorry. Did I say Terminator? I mean... You're the Sperminator.
02:48:27
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What's really funny is that went through my head and I was like, no, I shouldn't joke around with him like that. And then he said it, so i don't know. That's...
02:48:37
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yeah Did Pedinator come out? Is that what you're talking about? I'm sorry. I'm just joking. Pedinator.
02:48:52
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Alright. Calm down. I'm sorry. I'll stop. No, you're good. up If only we had a rubber chicken. yeah and I swear, i swear if you pull out that chicken.
02:49:06
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Don't do it. Don't fucking do it. Bradley, follow your heart. Don't speak fucking A.
02:49:17
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There's a temporary interruption in this podcast. Oh, shit. God damn it, Bradley. was waiting rock was he was waiting. I had my finger on it. I told him I had my finger on it.
02:49:30
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You got that finger on the finger. Just massage it. Just massage it. just massage
02:49:41
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Put a little pressure like a fingerprint. You know? Shaman said just a little pressure like a fingerprint. Just just tease it. Just tease it. You're pressing the elevator to go up or something. Jersey Dammit.
02:50:01
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I love that fucking photo.
02:50:09
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i love that fucking photo She has a very low tolerance. oh yeah
02:50:22
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Speaking of that... we naing on over there man I'm go ahead and throw us to another break. been a hours You said what?
02:50:35
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and so let make all three powers How many breaks does Glick typically take? Because I see... One? we Well, he he he he goes off camera and does his shit too while everybody else is talking. It's not like official breaks. It's probably like one to two. probably It's like glick breaks.
02:50:57
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Yeah. I have to do something. Do you want to hear one of my bro When I'm streaming, I'll just get the fuck off whenever I want, and I'll come back. like If I got to mix a drink, I'll go do it, and then come back. i don't like We don't do official breaks on our show, but it's kind of cool the way that Nonsensical Network it does that because they play a song, and a lot of it's from Glick will play shit from people that he's had on Glick's house. Well, maybe yeah yeah Rock will give us some music to play, and then we can play some music. Rock, you should definitely do another one of yours things because I think you're fucking awesome at what you do with music. agree.
02:51:35
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Oh, okay. um Yeah, ill so i I did find that... You got any more Britney covers? No, I did not. Britney cover is so good. It's fucking so legit. I remember watching that a while back because Glick played it, and was like, holy shit, it was...
02:51:52
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It was... that Oh, you were there. Something to be proud of. Something to be so me you wanted to be yeah Here's an original. How about that? How about I play it? Yes!
02:52:06
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Let's hear it. Let's fuck. We're all the fans.
02:52:52
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Let's go.
02:53:19
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I'm screaming to come.
02:53:51
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I'm still on the line, but fading away. So give me all you got. I walk the rivers of ashes. They watch me walk.
02:54:20
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That crush me every day It's evolution now
02:54:55
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God! I walk the rivers of ashes, they watch me walk away I'm screaming out to God!
02:55:06
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Can you remove all these shackles that crush me every day?
02:55:36
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Woo! That is awesome. I fucking love that. And it's ringtone.
02:55:44
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Oh, man, I got back right on time. Okay. i um I am new at this podcast and stuff, but I think I'm doing okay. Alright. You got the shit. you got the shit Yeah, Glicku? Easy peasy mac and cheesy. I got one backstage if you want to play it, man. Whatever.
02:56:04
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when Oh, yeah, absolutely. don't know if you want to do two like you did last time or not. Yeah, let's do it. All right. that This is my brother. One of them.
02:56:33
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I want you to know I wonder about things that you do I want you to know You make me feel so blue Yesterday morning baby My friend told a story A terrible story about you
02:57:02
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want you to know I wonder about things that you do I want you to know You make me feel so blue
02:57:31
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Cause yesterday morning, baby, a friend told a story, a terrible story. Is it true?
02:57:45
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I want you to know, I wonder about things that you do. I want you to know, you make me feel so true.
02:58:29
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I want you to know You make me feel so blue
02:59:17
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That was really good. I love that. I love that. Yeah, their band name is F period O period G period G period Fog. Stands for Fat Old Grumpy Guys.
02:59:32
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yeah he's got He's got one called Nohab Utah that just it fucking rocks, man. It rocks. the a Can I do a song before get out of here? You can do songs, can I hear it?
02:59:46
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Heck yeah, man. I'm the host tonight. You can play whatever you want. I thought Bradley was going to sing a song for us.
03:00:01
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So, I'm going to song. I'm surprised that I haven't gotten the show canceled yet.
03:00:11
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He's like, the network's not been taken him down? You're killing it, bro. It's like YouTube studio. It went from the nonsensical network to the blazing network. Now it's the rock network. your Your song was fucking awesome, by the way, man.
03:00:23
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Yeah, that was great. That was a great song. It was really good. loved that. Yeah, I gave that to Glick a while ago. should have. Yeah, you didn't find it on his ah file list, though, did you?
03:00:35
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I had to go digging in a bunch of files. who what What happened was is is how his Bluetooth works, right? is When you send him stuff and then he has to wait few days for it to get unzipped.
03:00:51
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i see I see. He can't download shit right away. He's got to fucking wait for the McDonald's fucking Wi-Fi. Do it.
03:01:00
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Check your text, Jedi. let me know Let me know if that opens. can you look Can you send that? well yeah His eyes get big. You know it opened.
03:01:11
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Yeah, right? He's like, oh, shit. Open to see. It's got carolina lot of things. See, okay. that's That's what I was wondering.
03:01:22
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So, yeah. i'll ah I'll download the song and send to you. Damn, we had to scroll down to see the whole thing. Okay. Hold on. Sorry. on. Wasn't Bradley about to play song the it's okay Angel's like, let's keep us on track here. right let's she run a touchscript Angel runs a tight ship, okay?
03:01:45
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Thank you, Angel. Thank you, van and thank you, thank you. Angel.
03:01:52
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Okay. Oh, boy. Here we go. Yep, here we go. This is my song.
03:02:17
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it's easier than land.
03:02:27
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will i walk upon the river like it's easier than
03:02:33
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Evil's in my pocket and your will is in my hand. Oh, your will is in my hand. And
03:02:49
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I throw it in the current that I stand upon so still. Love is all from what I've heard, but my heart's learned to kill.
03:03:00
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Oh, mine has learned to kill.
03:03:10
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Oh, I said I could rise from the harness of hope. Here comes the tears, but like always, I let them go.
03:03:27
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Just let them go.
03:03:34
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Now the spikes will keep falling from the heavens to the floor. future is asking and now we don't dream anymore.
03:03:45
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No, we don't dream anymore.
03:03:52
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At
03:03:56
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the house made from spider webs, the clouds are rolling in. I bet this mighty river's both my sinner and my sin, oh my savior and my sin.
03:04:09
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Oh, said I could rolish from
03:04:15
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the honest love of God.
03:04:27
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Here come the tears, but like always, I'll let them go. Just let them Well, walk upon the river like it's easier than land.
03:04:58
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evil's in my pocket and your will is in my hand oh your will is my hand and
03:05:14
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i'll throw away the current that i stand upon so still
03:05:20
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Love is all from what I've heard, but my heart has learned to kill. Oh, mine has learned to kill.
03:05:36
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Oh, said I could rise from the hardest from my

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03:05:41
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goals. But come the tears, well, I always I let them go.
03:05:53
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Just let them go.
03:06:00
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Just let them go.
03:06:09
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Sorry. That was actually really fucking good, bro. Yeah. I enjoyed that. Thank you. I failed that one. I failed that one. Thank you so much. That was amazing. I know some people might think that's scary, but... hate say it, but I also thought you'd come back on camera and shoot your brains out.
03:06:28
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Sorry. yeah I saw that coming. But I'm glad you didn't. But that was really good. I have emotion and I put it into it. That's all that matters. That was fucking... That was amazing.
03:06:39
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Thank you so much. Thank you. Yeah, but Bradley, um I did see that rubber chicken when you were singing. So anyway, guys, non school nonsense go nonsense.
03:06:54
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very ah I gave him a good laugh. Leave me alone. He brought the fucking chicken to help sing with him. What did you expect me to do, Angel? What the fuck did you expect me to do ital come on only have one rule.
03:07:11
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Oh, you're soft. You got me. you je Jedi, if you're listening. yeah if you're listening, Jed, I'll send you like four or five links. well Thank you, Angel.
03:07:22
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That means so much to me. It's actually really something good. like I was talking, but I've been muted. It takes a lot of courage to fucking go up there and fucking sing.
03:07:35
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So, I don't know. Thank you. And your voice ain't that bad. i mean, when you sing, it's pretty fucking good. When you talk, it's a whole other story. But here we are.
03:07:44
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I would like to to see you do some kind of, I'd like to see you do some like Whitney Houston maybe. That's okay. As long as I'm singing those. You know what?
03:07:58
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I need to add, you know, Glick, he needs audience sounds on his stuff too. He needs a lot of shit on there. I'm going to send him up too now. he needs like so some, some, uh, some clapping audio sound.
03:08:10
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Let me get him. Thank you. No more Britney, bitch. Britney, bitch. but
03:08:19
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I'm so tired. I love Britney. I do. i love Britney. But I'm so fucking tired here. No matter what happens, it's Britney, bitch. Britney, bitch. Bruh. Come on, you guys. Seriously.
03:08:30
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What the hell is Britney doing? Get on up here. Oh, she's at a wedding. She's at the wedding. She's in the trash can right now. Let's say she's going to throw her in Don't worry. i' want to i get a real pe on stuff fun here I'm get him set up right now.
03:08:46
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please do he he should have just He should have let me on the the network earlier. see yeah right on earlier That i was just like four fucking weeks ago. yeah yeah see yeah Yeah, exactly. Just a few weeks ago. Short few weeks ago.
03:09:02
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Four five weeks ago. It was the first time he came back on in a long time. and It had been a while. I explained it, okay? give me I was doing music. Just like that. no no, we know, we know, we know.
03:09:15
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Okay, wait a minute, wait a minute. I got something for you, Bradley. Wait a minute. Oh, oh, shit. The
03:09:23
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room is fucking lit, dude. The room is fucking lit. I love that movie.
03:09:32
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so Thank you. We're getting... You got the first one. The first one on the network. got it. You're getting emotional. Oh, God.
03:09:42
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See, I only cry when a man cries, but Bradley, I'm sorry, I can't cry. No, no, no crying. No, no I won't. I said cry when man cries.
03:09:55
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I'll cry. I might cry. You can cry. You can cry. I'd rather laugh. I'm trying to laugh. Just no fucking snot because will vomit. ah Don't even, bro. Don't even. matt here yeaht Don't fucking... What did I come back to? You missed it.
03:10:20
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We had some great singing going on right now and we're just giving him his flowers. I think good intermission there. Everybody give it up for Bratley in that performance. It was fantastic. Good job.
03:10:34
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Good job. Good job. All right, Bratley. Thank you. I see you. Bro, if I could throw my panties at you, I would. Everybody give him a clap. Hold on, hold on, hold on.
03:10:49
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Should everybody give him the clap? Yeah. No, don't do that. andnna get oh i'll i'll get him I'll get him some of the ah that's clapping, but I'll get him booing, too. No, he's saying the clap.
03:11:03
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No, not you, Bradley. oh I'm giving it to you, so he has it.
03:11:10
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I don't want anyone to get booing. i don't want anyone. i don't feel bad for everyone. Bradley cares. Bradley cares. Are you a care bear, Bradley?
03:11:22
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fucking I fucking am. sounds like a fucking cold and yeah rock rocks all over it but he's got all kinds new to put in the system let's go a whole bunch of new sounds new hosts new sounds what know what and new house host house Wait a minute.
03:11:50
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Where? Where they at? Sorry, guys. i we i like what Somewhere else. Sorry. No, your mind is right where what I said. Oh, there you go. Oh, there you
03:12:03
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go.
03:12:12
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there i go the beer but my like Should I just delete that it's Britney, bitch? I feel like Britney... No, no, no. Don't do that. Don't not do that to her. not um i mean i get know the list I'd only do that if he didn't have any your songs in his list. Just saying.
03:12:27
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you It's Britney, bitch. What What? Oh, Choker Chicken Bradley. Choking.
03:12:38
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so comment Okay. like a country fine Don't choke my chicken. No, no, not like shit. I thought you were going. Do it on camera, bro. Do it on camera.
03:12:50
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Don't scream. Okay, like I'm going to kick you. I'm kick you. I swear. I swear. It's the chat. fucking chat wanted Your audience. If the child wants it, they can do it. Jersey doesn't count. Yeah, she does.
03:13:12
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I can sing another song. Give the audience what they want. Can I sing another song? No. No, chug your chicken. Oh my gosh, she was so quick to say no. ah around
03:13:26
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ah
03:13:30
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ah
03:13:34
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I may have drank it too much. my my co You know he holds that at night when he really masturbates too, right? i was on this panel I was on this panel one time and we were all having a great time and then all of a sudden it died.
03:13:51
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ah I almost had it. I almost had the perfect show. I almost had it. Yeah, it's whatever.
03:13:59
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yeah that's going and Again, looking a little more than half gay there, just saying. little more than half. you but yeah you for me If you put it in your mouth and it don't stop until it hits your lungs, you might be gay.
03:14:14
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Just saying. who The great hoses. That's a buddy of mine, and he's been around here a couple of times. What's going outa you the dog on? What's up, Hoss?
03:14:29
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oh No, nothing. Chilling. up What up Trying some Dubai chocolate for the first time. He's got a puppy. What is that? Dubai chocolate.
03:14:40
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Yeah. Oh, fuck that shit. It looks like he's got weed in there. Careful, man. Gotta to give you an air throw. No, show the puppy. Show the puppy. Show the puppy. Hey, what made you want Dubai chocolate?
03:14:55
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It was a gift. i didn't want it. My mom's friend, when she came to pick up my mom for the weekend She gave me she gave me ah ah some Dubai chocolate as a gift.
03:15:06
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Dubai chocolate? For some reason, the only thing I think about when I think about Dubai chocolate are are the Dubai porter potties. oo Is it good? Yeah, it's good.
03:15:19
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What does it taste like? shit Is that a crack in the middle or like caramel? It tastes like a crunchy chocolate with a little bit of pistachio. and riches ah The middle is pistachio cream and cottage.
03:15:32
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Yeah, nice. The chocolate from Dubai mainly has spider legs and spiders and dead roaches. Hello. Most chocolate ducks. Especially there. but Enjoy your boat.
03:15:46
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And Elvis. Elvis is sleeping. Where's the puppy? Hi, Elvis. Oh, my God. Oh, hell yeah. Do you know tilapia is the only fish that urinates through its skin?
03:15:59
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Through its skin? And shark. Yeah, shark do too. um just thought we were throwing out some random shit. But that's true.
03:16:11
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It's the only fish that urinates. It releases its urine through its skin. like So enjoy enjoy your tilapia next time you're eating it. Dude, this shit's fucking good. Probably would give it its flavor.
03:16:24
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Oh my God. Bro, bro, bro, bro. Golden shower. Bro, bro, bro. It takes a golden shower every time pee. Bro. It's just showing. All right, next week, Saturday, I have a cook-off with some dude.
03:16:36
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My son's right. We're making... What the fuck they called? Fleming yon? Fleming fucking... Fleming yon. Yeah. I made those before, but he made Carnie Saturday night.
03:16:48
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I made the same fucking act daughter's 18th birthday. Everybody loved mine. It was until eight years. It was quite like jerky. So we made a bet. Let's go. Next Saturday, I got to cook off with the motherfucker.
03:17:01
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The likes me. You've never cooked Flamin' Young before? No, I have not. I've cooked everything else. Let's cook Rack of ribs. Fucking you name it. I've fucking everything else. Grilling. It's all on the grill.
03:17:13
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Flamin' Young. I think I might have it. I think I might fucking have it. Like said, everything heat is high heat. Everything I do is low heat. Angel, let me tell you. angel It's got to be really really tender. Are you hearing me all right, Angel? Yeah, I can hear you. All right. Filet mignon is like top tier, man. It's like fucking...
03:17:36
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four You need to have like a professional fucking degree in all of that. fucking make it on the fucking grill fucking throw it on there and let it fucking simmer low heat low heat for so many times exactly but still man still man so high fucking filet mignon dude it takes a fucking master shit well i'm gonna win this shit check it out else
03:18:09
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and I'm a winch shit, but I'm still nervous as fuck. If you're not a master chef and you're making filet mignon, you're making filet mignon shit. yeah He's going have jerky again. Like, literally, low heat, four or five minutes each side, it's done.
03:18:26
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He put it on high heat and it's jerky. Like, the fuck? Brother, no, no, real. I do. yeah I'm nervous, though. I'm fucking nervous because I don't want to fucking lose all 50 bucks.
03:18:39
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It's of have a fucking 20 year old. Do you ever hear when people get like fucking they go get medical fucking shit done?
03:18:49
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And, you know, you know, the fucking anesthesiologist. It's not a it's not an exact doctor, but he's ah he's his own doctor. I know. Yeah. the The exact. Well, my kids are going to college for that.
03:19:02
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Because it's very precise. When you're an anesthesiologist, the moment before death, before you can get your operation done, the the yeah here's the the fucking thing. I know, I've almost had multiple of them trying to kill me before.
03:19:16
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Yeah, here's where you can get your operation done. And here's fucking where you can stay alive. He needs to keep it in between these fucking two. and when you're getting your operation it's like this it's like this it's like they're they're they're you're talking medical i know medical trust me that's what i'm saying dude that's what i'm like bro i'm telling you like i'm nervous though because i can't let a 22 year old beat a 14 year old i can't live
03:19:48
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thank thank you you
03:19:55
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um fuck was that? Have a good night, everyone. I'm getting out of here. Good night, Bradley. Peace. in the mindy You're the man, Bradley. Thank you for the karaoke, man. Seriously. ni and you killed it, dude.
03:20:10
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You killed it. I'll definitely do it again next time. Peace. Good luck.
03:20:21
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Anyways. yeah i added i added a bunch of stuff angel to to his uh to his sound effects so he be able to have fun one of them is my laugh i just took that and made it into this thing i heard that second ago yeah well hold up oh gonna have to walk through this because looking up like i realized what's what he's like what's about all this shit he ain't gonna know when to say it and when to it i' see
03:20:53
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i was cloth Johnny's looking at it like, what the fuck is going on? um click that pages and nice see like I
03:21:07
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Trying to run live stream. oh yeah Oh, man, we have let the show kind of go off of the rails today, didn't we? Are you leaving, Jersey?
03:21:19
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I think that was when Bradby was leaving. Oh, okay. know She's still here. She's got enough hours in her system. She's good. Yeah, the only thing missing on that was like smiley faces and fireworks going off and shit.
03:21:32
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Missing on what? She's going back to work. On her goodbye.
03:21:40
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not She's still here. Yeah, she's here.
03:21:47
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Sergeant, why do you call yourself Sergeant? I gotta ask. Sergeant and Marines. because was a sergeant the Marine Corps. so yeah
03:21:58
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but so That's what the USMC is. How did how long did you serve? yeah I did three tours. was 12 years. Actually, technically technically, I was a staff sergeant when I got out, but I didn't get to actually pin it on because I got out before then, so I could call myself a staff sergeant, but but really really Really, I was a sergeant. You can go to the VA and get paid for that, though.
03:22:24
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hadn't been pinned on yet. Don't even get me started on the VA. I know. You've been fucking like four fucking eight fucking 12 fucking years. but no I thought you died. v The VA won't even fucking see me. because thought yeah Like I said, don't even get me started on the VA.
03:22:41
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Sorry, I'm back. Modog sent me a bunch of his brother's band songs and they are so fucking good. Can you send those in the private chat? Literally, this these people need to hear this. This is so, fuck. Your brother was so talented, Modog. Yeah, fuck he was.
03:22:59
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He was. He was a damn good singer. he was I said it last night or whatever last stream I was on. It's weird. He couldn't read sheet He couldn't read music at all. he couldn't read sheet music he couldn't read music at all But he could hear a song one time and then like literally play it back like on either of the guitar or a yeah piano.
03:23:18
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So he was he was definitely me like musically gifted. so that's how And he had a like had a lower register gritty rock and roll voice. And then he had, you know, like the song that I played for you guys was his like higher, smoother voice.
03:23:33
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It was weird how he could change his fucking voice up. dude like for real should like number one hits like he might if if this gets out there he could have number one hits even well he went down in like what was this this it was like 19 1989 1990 um he went like down in nashville they'll have they host these like uh you know come down fucking try out see if you can win like a music contract right right and and and he actually won and He was a dumbass. You know, he was a druggie. Had been all his fucking life. And, you know, he wasted his opportunity. Like, he he won that and won, like, a $20,000 music contract or something.
03:24:15
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But, ah you know, he sat on it and sat on it. Didn't fucking do anything with it. And let a serious fucking opportunity pass through his fucking fingers. and he was He was happier just playing in a band with his friends and jamming at the like local fucking bars and shit. Right. complete right carry who who Who has the rights to the music? did the band still Does the band still... Yeah, there's yeah still still most most of the members of the band are still... Well, I shouldn't say most. At least three of the band members still alive.
03:24:43
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Well, if they got that out there, those songs are fucking great. like Honestly, I should release it. Yeah. you could he could still you know it happens i mean tupac released more albums after his death than he did when he was alive you know i'm just saying like ah this this music is so fucking good yeah i think one one of one of the favorite songs that they do is uh that that i mean i like them all obviously he was my brother and i loved his music and shit but uh mohab utah is like it's it's an upbeat funky kind of like
03:25:14
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kind of rock and roll-ish kind of sounding, you know. Send me a fucking playlist. it was I'm going to be vibing to that. That's the type of shit, too. one Later tonight, I'll take a gummy, probably. It'll kick in. I will vibe to those songs. so did you Did you listen to the Alien song?
03:25:30
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Yes, I love that one. to All of them. Literally, there's not a bad one. You sent me, what four or five? Not a fucking bad one. Not one that I'd be. Send it me, bro. What the fuck? Yeah, I keep asking and you to drop it in the chat. will not skip over any one of those songs. If they come up on my playlist, I'm not hitting next. I'm listening to that fucking song if it comes up.
03:25:49
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like that That needs to be. on How do you get it on Apple? I want that on Apple Music, so it's part of my other shit. I want it. I'm going to be vibing to those fucking songs later, Morg. Thank you for sending them to like yeah i feel i'm like like I'll drop them in a private chat.
03:26:06
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Hell yeah, you need to. You need to share this with any chance like the group haven killed themselves but we Oh, by the way, hi, Hass. didn't even see you were here. what yeah he showed buy hey can ah rock can we listen to one more And that's it. i won't play yeah absolutely man they weren fucking Only because i I love this fucking song. Cheers, y'all.
03:26:30
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Cheers, y'all. Cheers. Cheers, man. Cheers and good music. Let's go. Hell yeah, you bastards. Oh, shit. What did I just do? Oh, my God. I just fucked up.
03:26:43
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I just removed that song.
03:26:48
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Oh, no. going to drop off of this for second. I fucking love the sound effects.
03:26:55
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You do like it, huh? I'll just say it. It's different kind of spikes. I'm be pissed if I can't get that fucker back.
03:27:11
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love here sir I'll be back in a minute. Yeah, yeah, yeah. As soon as you come back, yeah, we'll we'll throw that up and listen to it. Oh, yeah. Seriously. Who's coming?
03:27:23
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ah the the main The main song I was going to play is one I just fucking removed from the goddamn playlist. And I don't know that I can get it back. That's why I said fuck. oh Yeah. Let me. Yeah. I'll be right back.
03:27:35
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Okay. Let
03:27:39
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me show up. Chat is Jersey. Let's see what she said. Oh, no. There we go. and we and
03:27:48
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just agreeing that he was a talented singer. That first song that he played, dude, was fucking awesome. I was actually surprised by the quality. The quality came through and I was like, oh shit. Wow.
03:28:02
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like The genre, the the the instruments, is vocals, the everything about the fucking songs are great. like Seriously, I'm going to be vibing. and that I almost didn't come back to the stream. i was just going to keep it. Okay, is anybody like a psycho like me when you find ah like a new song that you really like, you just listen to it over and over?
03:28:20
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Every one of those songs, i could have just fucking yeah vibed out and listened to them for like half hour straight and then moved and the next lifts that one for a straight half hour. You know what I mean? like I almost didn't come back to the stream.
03:28:32
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I was wondering, I was like, man, what happened to him? Well, I wanted him to send me that song because i really liked it so much. And then he sent me a bunch of his other ones. So I listened to all of them and I listened to that all the songs. And then I wanted to, i I started to go back to a couple of them to re-listen. I'm like, no, I got to get back stream. Fuck.
03:28:49
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Yeah, no, that's- I know you fucking did last night. That's why I was like, ah, my phone's dying. You're not back yet. A bunch fucking randos on the fucking stream. I'm like, I'm leaving. Oh, no, that's the thing. i When I get to you, I'll go, you know, make new drink, take a piss or whatever, and then and then inna get gone yeahcu occupied by so I get I fucking forget that I'm, oh, shit, I don't know how to take that kind stream.
03:29:13
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i yeah I get preoccupied very easily. Yeah, because I remember you telling jimmy me to come up there. I was like, oh, I need to fucking to leave. Thank God for that. My phone was dying because we were going around.
03:29:26
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But what do you mean I love fucking with him. I'm pretty sure he loves fucking me. Yes, Remy. I love fucking him so fucking much. He's much fucking every fucking time.
03:29:38
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Oh, I know. well
03:29:42
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But I, yeah, no.
03:29:47
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He's a fun game on halftime. the fake in and my god, my team plays tomorrow. Fuck yes, let's go. I gotta make sure I'm up. Wait, who's your team, by Angel?
03:30:00
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49ers. 49ers. 49ers. It was the Raiders and 49ers, but Raiders went to fucking Vegas. They all do that fucking life thing. Fuck off.
03:30:11
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They went to fucking Nevada. I'm like, fuck do you, fucking sellout. No. So I still like Raiders, but not too much anymore. like the Bengals just because my cat was a Bengals.
03:30:23
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I got it back. I don't like them ever since they switched to the Las Vegas Raiders. Right? Exactly. That's why it fucking went down south. It doesn't sound It doesn't roll off the tongue right.
03:30:35
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Las Vegas and Raiders. Oakland Raiders. Oakland Raiders. Oakland Raiders was through and through. 100%. For fucking Las Vegas Raiders? not Fuck that shit. Jed, I am so glad I sent that to you, man, because that's the I was able to add it back. I pulled up the fucking link that I sent to you and saved it back. Everybody mute your fucking mic and listen to shit. Come on, let's go. Man.
03:30:53
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Yeah, it's called Moheb, Utah. Mute and play. Welcome with my baby heading into the city. Welcome to the city, have a drink with me. My baby left the city, I'm feeling kind of gritty.
03:31:05
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Come on, pretty baby, take ride with me.
03:31:19
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Well, I bowled my baby down to Mojave, Well, bowled my baby to Mojave, Utah Well, I had a little lady right by my side
03:31:37
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Boy, pretty baby, gonna take you for a ride
03:31:42
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I know your game's gonna play it well Treat you right, gonna treat you well Play with me, gonna burn in hell Play with me, it's a burning hell
03:32:05
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Well, I bottle my baby every night and every day
03:32:11
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You know, a mile of dust brought to the U.S. of A. You know, I had your little lady strapped for my ride
03:32:23
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The more pretty lady gonna give you a big surprise. What she said. No, you're getting gonna play it well. Treat you right, I'm gonna treat you well.
03:32:35
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Play with me, turn it burning hell. Play with me, turn it burning hell.
03:32:52
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Well, followed my bay back to Denver Way
03:32:58
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You know the sky was getting dark, and the moon shine was so great Well, that's where my lady, she climbed on my rise
03:33:10
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Well, there's this little lady, open up those precious eyes. And what she said, I know your game's gonna play it well. Treat you right, I'm gonna treat you well.
03:33:22
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Play with me, you're gonna burn in hell. Play with me, you're gonna burn in hell. Woo!
03:33:51
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That was fucking great fucking music. But yeah, I'll drop the links to i'll drop the links to all their songs back in the private chat. Swinging music and a laugh at the end. Holy fucking hell.
03:34:04
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That's pretty good. One of those songs that they wrote was about aliens and shit. It's called The Next Adam and Eve. they wrote it good They wrote it when they were totally fucking tripping on acid. Oh, that's why I said it.
03:34:20
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but come around here friends are supposed man i second like je man Yeah, there's something or' something about people like like like Rock and my brother and other people that like you know play like original live music and shit. i I'd love to go out to a bar and listen to a band I've never heard before or just a local band that's playing their own shit.
03:34:43
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I don't like shit that's on the radio. love the original music. Yeah, I can literally just sit back in a bar and just sit there and just fucking enjoy their music and shit, sipping on a fucking beer, bourbon. A thousand percent.
03:34:55
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Absolutely. Dude. It impresses me because I don't have that talent. I wish I had that fucking talent. You know what I mean? That would be great. Yeah, I agree. Like I said, all the songs that you guys hear when I drop them back there, like he's lead guitar and lead singer.
03:35:09
Speaker
And it always amazed me that he could change his fucking. You heard the difference in his voice from that first song and then that song. and know it's like that Well, that's why I texted guys I asked him, was like is he the lead singer? is he just like I was like, yeah, he's the lead singer in all of them.
03:35:24
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I mean, he he like it it almost sounds like there's a different lead singer. I was not groupie, but a lot of friends, bands, the lead singer guitarist was most the time my boyfriend.
03:35:38
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oh But I'm not a groupie. I'm
03:35:49
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going to just one by one drop the links back in the private chat. I will save them and see them you all have I appreciate you guys liking his music. I got three motherfucking days of work for Nadal.
03:36:03
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ah Okay, so Modug, do Shaman and I have your permission to play those on our show if we want to at some point? Yeah, absolutely. yeah Perfect.
03:36:15
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Thank you. ah Save them because I'm on my phone right and You won't get any copyright strikes on this shit.
03:36:24
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Well, you know what? That's unfortunate because this shit should be copyrighted and played everywhere because it's fucking great. you know This deserves a copyright strike for anybody who plays it because if you copy it, it's great.
03:36:37
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I'm literally... I texted MoDog several times about it. I'm just like... you know i get I get

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03:36:43
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excited when I find new music because I hate most new music. like i don't It's hard to find good music, in my opinion, for me.
03:36:51
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and so When I find something I like, I get excited.
03:36:55
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Me too. Yeah, so, well, there's a couple going to be here, Jedi, that I didn't send you links to, so. Wow. I'm not special. You're going to share with everybody else and not send it me? If you go to the link that you sent, can you find it on YouTube or anything else? No, it's just out on Reverb Nation.
03:37:16
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shit. This shit's been out there like 20 years. Is it really that long? Yeah. twenty years is it really that one like yeah yeah there's there's one song that's called, I'll give you a little background when you're listening to it. There's one song called South Carolina that like the whole, the whole thing. Well, it's, it's not what you think.
03:37:36
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The whole family got together. Like my whole family got together down in the, down in South Carolina, like few, about four to six months before we knew mom was going to die.
03:37:46
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Right. And like mom was down there with us and shit was before she got really, really bad. And, uh, so his whole song is about like, the trip down to South Carolina and spend the time with family and everything else, you know? So it means something different to me when I listened to it than when somebody else listens to it, but it's still a good song to listen to.
03:38:05
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you know what I mean? Right. So, and I don't remember if I just copied that so that that one might be in here twice in the back chat.
03:38:17
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So anyway,
03:38:20
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two more to go. i am sharing all to myself They will all be there.
03:38:27
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Oh my God, everybody's on here but me. What?
03:38:33
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So, uh, I just happened to, uh, search to see who was else, who else was on on YouTube.
03:38:43
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And, uh,
03:38:47
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I clicked on Marissa. Oh yeah. And I saw Scotto Scotto was on there and, uh, his BFP was just lately. but see if his is what yeah so yeah Bradley drove him off man he went over to Marissa's alright they're all in the back chat for you guys well I was going to be going to Marissa's tonight because I didn't realize this was there was going to be a nonsensical network stream so ah come on man ill I'll jump in when I can
03:39:24
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This is where I'm going to be. If it's streaming, if we got we got Rock here, I'm going to be here. Okay? And you know what? Glick just kind of like he just has to hand over the keys because it's your network now.
03:39:36
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Yeah. Yeah. so first things first, everyone here is getting their own show. I'm going go ahead and cancel everybody else. Sorry, please. Betrayed me. well yeah Rock said, fuck y'all.
03:39:50
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Y'all out. but
03:39:53
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so We are under new management, motherfuckers. You got the pink slip. I was like, yeah, the first thing I did, I told Glenn, the first thing I did when i when I logged in was change his passwords.
03:40:09
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I'm going to change your bastards, man. All of them. Every fake look, too. I'm going to just change them all. People are going to be so confused. Like, Glick, man, you really have you have an interesting tan going on right now, Glick.
03:40:21
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yeah but you Was that an outdoor wedding? Your beard's shorter than and your skin is darker. What's going on around here? you know Just want to change up the look a little bit. you know Get out of my Sasquatchian and get into a little bit more you know so sit civil. A little bit more civil.
03:40:40
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this is glick That's what he looks like when he shaves his beard.
03:40:47
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ah whi joe That would be a perfect meme. ah photo A photo of Glick and then it's like ah before the shave and then after and it's just a photo of me. just who
03:40:57
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Just chilling as the network owner. Everybody like, what kind of clippers did he have? Where can I buy those? He went a little too close to the skin. He burnt that shit.
03:41:10
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yeah Drop that a million. Got some razor burn. When do you ah when do you got when do you all... like so Sergeant, do you have you you have your own podcast that you do too?
03:41:24
Speaker
No. Fuck no. I'm um um' a cherry, man. I'm new to all this shit, man. I've only been on, like, the YouTube streets here, like, probably seven months. there's all there's all There's only, like,
03:41:35
Speaker
G two's channel that I would hang out at Harley dad's channel, uh, lazy's channel. And then here on Saturday nights, like, you know, with, uh, with nonsensical and I don't really go to the other channel. I mean, I know all the other people, you know, like I don't want to, I'm not talking crap about them. I just don't, those other channels aren't for me. Cause I'll be honest with you. There's too much fucking drama on them, you know, and I'm not, I'm not about, yeah, I'm not about drama. I'd rather just come in here and chill out with some good people and hang out and, you know,
03:42:02
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you know, we, we all got a fucking drama in our own real lives and shit, man. Don't, don't need that when you get on the internet to escape and just, you know, escape for few hours to have fun haven fun. Yeah, absolutely.
03:42:13
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Well, thank you for jumping on with, with me. running the show. Thank you all for doing that. I was going to do this show for four hours regardless of if anyone jumped on or not.
03:42:24
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And i was sitting I was sitting like an hour before the show putting a list of like, okay, what this is what I'll fucking talk about. i was like extremely nervous for a second. Thinking nobody was going to show up.
03:42:35
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Even if nobody did, I was just like, how am I going to talk for four hours? I'm just not the guy to sit around and talk for four hours. No, can't that either. Or, I mean, sometimes the the Saturday Night Live, I mean, they'll they'll go like six, ten hours, depending on how drunk we can get Glick. Six, seven. That's true. 100% true.
03:42:55
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Yeah, there he'll just trans he'll get off of this, play the outro, get off of this, and then just hop on a TikTok. Yeah, then that's the after party. I'm like, yeah, I'm not I was super worried. I was like, man, I don't know how I'm going to get this done, but It came together, man. It did come together. well hey Seriously, you did you did a great job tonight, brother. It was fun hanging out, man.
03:43:15
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Oh, yeah. Yeah, kudos. He walked in and fucking crushed it. Like I said, Glick who? I'm sorry. What's that name? I didn't even hear what he said. I don't even know. I think it was Disney movie back in the 40s or something. Not even in my vocabulary.
03:43:31
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Hey, you keep up the good work, Rock, and you'll you'll earn a wrench. so God damn it, Shaman. um Might take six years, but you know. Right now, right now I got the wrench, Shaman.
03:43:46
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Right now I got it. You better give it to yourself. I am the wrench. Oh, yeah. What am I doing? I'm in the account. I could just give myself.
03:43:57
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What am I doing? You're welcome. You're welcome. Thank you, Sarge. This is why needed you here. What am I doing? I could have did that all night. Sarge is the most serious.
03:44:10
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I'm surprised that wasn't like the first thing you did, man. I know, Yeah, yeah i't right i didn't even think about that. That would have been smart. Oh, see this Jedi, you don't you don't even know how tight my asshole was buckered thinking I deleted that fucking song and I wasn't going be able to get it back, man.
03:44:26
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And I was like, oh, wait a minute. I sent the link. I was afraid I was going to click on the link and it was going to come up and say it wasn't there, and know, since I like removed it. But it's still there. I mean, I just. So, yeah, i'm glad I'm glad I sent those to you.
03:44:39
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yeah i am too just because i wouldn't have guys love them but yeah that would have had that moe utah song like you think you would have you think you would have lost it for like ever like you couldn't get it back ever well i don't i don't know like any of the other band members that was with him and shit man like i'm not in touch with them i don't right you know i wouldn't even know how to fucking contact them and shit man you know and they and they were one of the you know how like when you're with your friends like ah you know you call me sarge i call you jedi right they all called each other nicknames and shit like I don't even know the other dude's real fucking names.
03:45:09
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you know yeah so so To try to get a hold of him would have been like, fuck, probably damn near impossible. so yeah I'm a believer in shit happens for a reason. There was a reason I sent that fucking link to you, right? Absolutely, bro. So I could pull it back up.
03:45:24
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Hell yeah. I mean, Johnny Bongs has his real name up there, Fidel. It's because Fidel don't care. Fuck it.
03:45:36
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That shit was earned, man. You don't like it? He'll execute your ass. yeah don Yeah, that's make you well. On top of dictating a country. Hey, Hoss, ah Rock may not know you, man. Why don't you won't you drop your famous line for Hoss?
03:45:52
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For Rock. You know what I'm talking about. Thanks for the super chat one? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Who's this sound like, Rock? Thanks for the super chat, you bitch. yeah Oh my gosh.
03:46:06
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Yeah, dude. What? Yeah.
03:46:15
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First time I heard that, I fucking the legit thought it was Peter Griffin, man. I did too. I legit thought it was Peter Griffin, man. Hell yeah, Lois.
03:46:27
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That's crazy. That's not a voice changer? That's insane. That's so good. That's him.
03:46:35
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So I figured out the secret, by the way. Sarge, I got to be in the live to give myself permission. So I am going to. You got to type in the chat you can click on it and mod yourself.
03:46:47
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and i got I got something even better. Wait, wait, where is it?
03:46:57
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Alright, guys, don't worry about Emmanuel Lee down there. don't Don't worry about that guy. That guy is... going That guy is... He's not he's not important right now.
03:47:12
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I feel like I'm being light for him.
03:47:19
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Focus on this hand about what the other hand is doing. Okay.
03:47:27
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Yeah. How many alt accounts do you have, sir? Me? Yeah. i no no no so Technically, i have this one and then I have another one. You're liking it. You've got to have at least six.
03:47:44
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Six? ah shaman so Apparently, I'm liking because I have none. but That's how much of a newbie I am to the YouTube stream. have zero alt accounts.
03:47:56
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Shaman has one for all of his alternate personalities. He makes an account for each one of them. That makes sense. How many personalities do you have Shaman? Um, more than I have accounts.
03:48:09
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I mean, and not, none of them have faces. Yeah.
03:48:17
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If I wasn't on my phone right now, and i would go in the chat with a few other accounts, but yeah, Then ill I'll back out of the stream.
03:48:29
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But i got I got at least six accounts. <unk>s Six accounts. Jeez. i I have one. So I have the one for this one that I'm on right now. And then I have, which is technically Glick's.
03:48:42
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um which is why he's going be so pissed when he comes back and sees I fucked up all of the shit. All of it. Shit that does need to be messed with, I mess with it. I'd even play it or bring it up on three.
03:48:56
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Look, I changed his freaking logo there on the side. I you ah chair messed it all up for him. so Sorry, Glick. That's a lot of work you're to have to do, buddy, to put it back.
03:49:11
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Oh, sweet Jesus. Changes the intro and his outro. Yep, yep, yep. I switched that too. but Oh my God, that's horrible.
03:49:22
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Actually, no no, no. I didn't switch his outro. His outro is still here. All of that stuff is kind of like, it's locked in already. I'm not going to change it. That be a pain. But i mean if I really see, here's the thing i can.
03:49:34
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I just want to tease him enough where he's a little annoying, just tiny bit. but He'll let me host again. Right. So I get back on and do it again. And then right when he gets comfortable, is that's when I'll change everything over. it You're walking a fine line, sir.
03:49:50
Speaker
Yeah, he's not going to let me do it again. But you know what? there's a friend He better be better or we will revolt. I will never come back if he does not let you come back. OK, that's the rule.
03:50:01
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We need rock in our lives, okay? Rock needs to be doing this more often. Hell yeah, you bastards. Yep. Peter Griffin said it best. Oh my god, bro. What the fuck?
03:50:12
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ah told you I told you. Dude, Haas is on point. hu Can you do the laugh again? yeah What the fuck?
03:50:23
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Yo! They don't even have to think about it, man. They just bust that shit out. how did you How did you even discover you had because there's so many, like, voice and impression like impersonators that I've watched on, like, YouTube. And I'm like, I have the same question. How did you get started? Like, what made you get like, what made you figure out that you could do Peter or Griffin like that?
03:50:44
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When I was younger, i was at football camp, and my buddies were like, you should learn how to do you should learn how to do voice impressions. So I watched a lot of Family Guy. Yeah. And then the next year, I came back to football camp, and I was talking like Peter Griffin.
03:50:59
Speaker
Wow. So it took you a summer pretty much.
03:51:06
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Is there any other impressions you can do? it's i could evening I heard Herbert. I can do here Peter. and we warhouse I do Peter, Herbert, Cleveland, and Joe.
03:51:24
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Okay, let's hear the Joe. What I want to hear. you i pay Oh my God. What the fuck? It's like you're them, dude. That's insane.
03:51:37
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Dude, you got to send in a clip to fucking Seth MacFarlane because if he has a sore throat or just doesn't want to show up to work that day, you could fill in for him. Dude, that'd be a dream. There's a guy who's a good YouTuber. His name was Azers. And I watched him for years. And he ended up becoming the new but new Cleveland Brown voice.
03:51:56
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And it was just because he did like voice impressions on YouTube for the longest time. And then like turned and... Yeah, it was it was super sick. Super sick. Oh, Peter. That's nasty.
03:52:08
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you That's not right. Loretta.
03:52:16
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loretta my wife's name is loretta i
03:52:24
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you need to do that legit man that's crazy do you have a channel seriously good you just do this for fun yeah just for fun oh man you better go make some money bro for real oh yeah you gotta you gotta monetize this shit bro Send send years do your impressions. Send them to Seth MacFarlane. You know what you need to do?
03:52:49
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Do your own voiceover on a Family Guy episode and you can make it say whatever you want. Hell yeah. oh That would actually be a good way of showcasing it. like Don't do the actual like dialogue. that they have Do your own just to show that you can do whatever the fuck needs to be done. Hell yeah.
03:53:07
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Well, like, back in the day, they had, ah like, the JaggerNut. I'm the JaggerNut bitch. And they were, like, they did voiceovers over cartoons, and it was, like, real popular.
03:53:19
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Dude, that would be such a huge, like, niche for you. Like, I don't see a lot of people doing it. That's all saying. Yeah, no shit. No shit. That's a good idea, man. Put, ah you like, you know.
03:53:32
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a little 10 minute fucking skit together or some shit like that and send them in. yeah All the different fucking voices. I can do family, like them three, them four characters I mentioned and then I can do like different accents.
03:53:47
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Can you try to Roger from American Dad? oh I've been trying my hardest to learn to learn Roger because Roger is a combination of from what I've heard from other um videos across the internet.
03:54:05
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Roger is a combination of Chris and Steve from American Dad. Oh, really? oh That makes sense, actually.
03:54:18
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ah ah just I will say ken sandy one of the greatest privileges, we'll just be kicking back, smoking some on a call, playing some video games, and he'll just come off with a fucking one-liner out of nowhere.
03:54:31
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Yeah, like yesterday, um Johnny said something about a helicopter and I was like, nineing get to the chopper. Oh my god, bro. What?
03:54:41
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Yeah, man. You need to do something with that, bro. You need to turn this shit into a profession, man. That is insane. As a person who's...
03:54:53
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i like look at decibel limits i look at EQ and things along those lines for when I'm doing my music, you're using a headset if you sound like that. Like, you sound that good and you're using a headset. That's no mastering or any work.
03:55:08
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Bro, you should be talking with it all day. So, check it out. Everybody close your eyes and Haas. Drop like three or four or five different ones. Everybody close your eyes and see if you don't see the fucking character he's saying. for like Just random ones?
03:55:22
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Yeah, just random ones. Okay. Um, It could be even the same ones you just did. i mean, whatever. Just everybody close your eyes and listen to him.
03:55:32
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Oh, sweet Jesus Christ. Get your fast, spacey ass over here. Hey, man. Hey, Peter. Pick your bone in a wheelchair.
03:55:45
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Oh, my God.
03:55:48
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That is fucking nuts. Hey, Loretta, make me a sandwich.
03:55:58
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na Hello, dear. I am Arnold. That's fucking awesome. arnold That Arnold, too, man. That's crazy. That is insane, man. Hell yeah.
03:56:10
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i might I might reach out to you, man. you could You could probably help me out on some of my my mixes, man. I'll give you your first job. There you go. Oh, yeah, dude. That is insane.
03:56:22
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had a guy one time, and I actually still use it, but I bought a one-liner off of this guy who did a voice impressions. He did the Autobots and stuff.
03:56:34
Speaker
Oh, shit. He did Optimus Prime, and it was like... ah We Need Music or something like that. He did this whole little one minute thing like spiel for me and I clipped it and used it in like multiple remixes on my channel because I thought it was so fucking cool.
03:56:51
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yeah I mean, dude, if you're willing to sing Britney Spears Hit Me One More Time, imagine the shit you could come up with dropping fucking Hosses stuff in there in the middle of it. You can get creative as fuck with that, man.
03:57:03
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Hit me maybe one more time. Actually, hey pick
03:57:13
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Wait, wait, wait. I'm trying to think. like whereas ah i and Is there anything weird or anything like that I've done before outside of Britney? I think Britney Spears is probably one of the the most random ones I've done.
03:57:29
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But I also did... What?
03:57:34
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Gosh, man. I did... a
03:57:40
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Yeah, I turned the Rugrats into a song, too. but Of course you did, man.
03:57:50
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No, I've done a few. Wait, I've done them. Are you to play it? Yeah, I guess I'll play it. it's it's a It's just an EDM song, though. It's like an EDM remix, but yeah, I'll throw it on.
03:58:02
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Why not?
03:58:09
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Here, I'll do that real quick. Where are you at, Rugrats? Rugrats? Hello, I am the doctor.
03:58:36
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fellow americansric i would once again like to say real-time media
03:59:05
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Hell yeah. Just a little something else, you know? Nice. Yeah. I like weird stuff like that. That'd be cool. You should definitely do something like that. i would 100% use yeah.
03:59:18
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he yeah
03:59:21
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i Oh, shit. Guys, we're we're at the end of the show. I've been running away too long. Let me wrap up. Let me do this outro real quick. Thank you guys for joining me on the Nonsensical Nonsense podcast. tonight I was very honored to be the host.
03:59:38
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Hopefully, this wasn't bad enough where I got canceled. And if so, it's not on my platforms. It's on Glix. And so it's not my issue. here You know, it's been up to six hours.
03:59:49
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Not four. He told me four. No, six hours. For screaming or for... Yeah. Oh, well then never mind. Cancel all of that and just go back to the normal. Forget what I said. He told me four, so... that Nice try, Rockman. If you're done and you want to get off, just fucking say you're done, dude.
04:00:08
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I will say that I'm done and and I will get off, but I thought he said four hours and I was like looking at the... I was getting off track there. Forget what I said anything.
04:00:17
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Angel, don't you don't you do something with him? Well, hurry, shit.
04:00:24
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Yeah, Angel, where'd you go? first i i didn't even know you were up there, so thanks for the answer that. I mean, don't you do something with the streams, Friglic? Or did I read that long? I thought I heard that one one time in a stream on here.
04:00:41
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oh She passed out. She was yeah I'm going to be dropping down here myself in a minute. I was up early as fuck.
04:00:51
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so but it was good It was good hanging out with you guys, man. and Again, Rock, you did an awesome job tonight, man. It was fun. Good job corralling all the fucking crazy, man.
04:01:05
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so I don't know about corralling it. More like just being and engulfed by it. We were talking about kids jacking off at the beginning of the show. I was little worried there for a second. He's like, do I really want my name associated with this?
04:01:22
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yeah But thanks for coming out, Sergeant. Thanks for sharing the awesome music, man. Your brother is extremely talented. Thanks for listening to it, man. I'm to sign off. You guys be good.
04:01:34
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Take care. Enjoy rest weekends, man. later
04:01:42
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Oh, yeah.
04:01:46
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Jedi is long. Jedi has fell asleep. There's no way. I
04:01:54
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wake back up. He'll come in and just have a conversation with himself. and
04:02:04
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It was the craziest shit. It was almost like talking to my ex-wife again. She used to get blackouts drunk. Oh yeah, he was he was ah he was just having a conversation that made no fucking sense.
04:02:19
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We were all laughing at him and he was just sitting there laughing.
04:02:25
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Oh shit. yeah Rage, rage, fucking rage. He was tarantulas backstage.
04:02:38
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Oh shit.
04:02:45
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I thought... Have you... ah I don't know. i don't I don't want to say your name incorrectly. Hosis? Is that right?
04:02:56
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Hosis. Hosis? have you Have you seen other and like impersonators and how they... yeah you have a favorite? um
04:03:09
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like and i grew up ah and my When I was younger, I watched a lot of Mikey Boltz.
04:03:16
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I've never heard of Mikey. Mikey Bolts and...
04:03:26
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What's his name? Oh, yeah. Dude, I forgot all about this guy.
04:03:34
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I forgot the other guy's name.
04:03:41
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Oh. Hmm.
04:03:45
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You sound like a jackass. Well, if it's not about that bass, then what is it about? You know, it's all about propane. I propane, no charcoal. It's all about propane. Sounds lame. No, Bobby.
04:03:59
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You gotta to love propane. Love propane. Thank you. It's all about the thing. And all the sparkles. That's you, bro. That And all the sparkles. As long as you get rid of that god-awful paste.
04:04:12
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um don't know what true in all the sparkles you want a case as long as you get rid of that godawful face ah she I your daddy laugh.
04:04:22
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You wanna push pop? Come on down to the door. God, make it stop. So hurry, buddy. Wait, who are you? That's just Herbert the Pervet lying about having dessert.
04:04:34
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Till the mama said, they told me to stay away from the boys. It's probably because you give hugs instead of letting them play with toys.
04:04:51
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Wow dude
04:05:02
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wow dude what a fucking blast to the past holy shit i have not seen that video and so fucking long dude That's insane. just week Oh, Jedi, welcome back. i don't Yeah, you walked in on something. Don't worry about it.
04:05:20
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No, no, no. You're fine. You're fine. No, I haven't heard that. I don't even remember the last time I saw that video.
04:05:32
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Let alone... Yeah, that's crazy. I don't even remember his name. What does he do nowadays? like Is he still doing the same shit? I'm... I haven't heard and anything about him in a while.
04:05:52
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Yeah, dude, I feel like I have to like go down memory lane with him again. that's See, just like you were talking about Jedi, I'm going to just sit on this channel all night after the show and go back down memory lane listening to all of this stuff. I completely forgot about it.
04:06:10
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Where were you at Jedi? You were gone missing in action. Well, I went to smoke and take piss and then I started listening to fucking Motag's brothers band. Yeah.
04:06:23
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And then I forgot. i was like, oh, I better go back on stream. Well, I was about to wrap the show because I, for all this, I thought it was four hours that he was like, hey, four hours and that's Max. And then Angel like was like, no, it's six hours actually.
04:06:41
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I thought hu but it was an eight-hour stream. it was I'm not Glick. Are you kidding me? yeah i was nice like a Fuck that now we do that. Fuck that shit, dude. I i i love love this show, but I cannot talk for eight hours.
04:07:02
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There's no way.
04:07:05
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I just can't. yeah Jedi, you are a monster. I can't wait to watch that whole. I'm going to watch the whole stream, by the way. The whole thing. I kind of schemed through it just so I could see the freaking clip but the you know with you as Shrek.
04:07:21
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But I'm going watch the whole thing. Does that happen often where you'll just run like crazy hour streams and stuff like that? Yes. ah Yeah, it happens periodically. Like last night I wasn't even planning on it. So we did Shaman's birthday stream and that was six something hours.
04:07:39
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and then And then afterwards I got talked into like starting the and after party. You did. I got talked into it. sounds like another six show so Do you know what it takes to talk me into it? Hey, you should do a stream.

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04:07:54
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Sure. Okay. So I got talked into it because somebody suggested it. That's all it takes. That's all it takes. Donkey. Donkey.
04:08:08
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Dude, he better use all of these sounds I put on here. If he deletes them, going to be so sad. Yeah.
04:08:17
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So, Rock, you don't have your own channel? I don't. I don't stream. i don't. um Wow. No, I don't. I don't stream. I don't. You're natural at it. Why the fuck don't you have your own shit?
04:08:29
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I don't know, dude. I've never even considered it. I didn't think. Well, consider it. think there's great podcasters like that I've seen. you know I'm a big fan of podcasting. So I've seen a lot of people like do podcasts legitimate, and it's like really, really good.
04:08:45
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And for me, I'm just like, I don't have the most interesting shit to really talk about. The stuff I more really want to show is like my music. And I can't have an eight hour stream on music.
04:08:56
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So, yeah. Anyway, that's why I fell into the I never even entertained it until he was like, hey, you want host the show tonight? Like, yeah, man, of course. I'll jump on. I'm going to tell you right now, bro, you dipped your toe into the pond and you're going to let you you, you're having fun at tonight, right? You're going to want to create this. You're going to want to do it again. I'm just saying.
04:09:15
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So they better give you a slot on this network or you need to start your own stuff because either way, you you you're going to like it and you're good at it. So why not? I don't mind it. I was thinking I'm going pitch Glick a show where it's just me and Angel And all we sit on the the network and do is just talk shit. It's called the haters players. Hater players.
04:09:40
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We just make fun of people. What do you think, Angel? yeah Are you asleep? Are you there? Are you backstage still? Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
04:09:52
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can not me I'm here. i'm here and
04:09:59
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who who is humming is that you shaman no that was me apologies that was shaman wasn't it it was johnny johnny's just vibing johnny's vibing oh hey i wasn't complaining i was just saying who's next for karaoke that's all all right and see who the fuck was going to come up next and start singing. Bradley was singing his heart out.
04:10:31
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You missed it, Jenny. Bradley was singing his heart out just a second ago. i can see I can sing, but um um I'm sick. I can't sing tonight. Damn it. You got me all excited for a second there, Haas. What the fuck?
04:10:53
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Anyway, yes. I am A-OK with fucking doing the same with you. Yeah. Okay. Great. Yeah. So we, me and you, and we it's called players haters. And all we do is make fun of people on stream all night.
04:11:08
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And that'd be great.
04:11:12
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Specifically click. Oh, here's another idea guys. And this is brand new. I want to do a roast of Glick again. So the first idea when we did the first roast of Glick, I was like, Glick is up, but he cannot fucking talk. Everyone else presents.
04:11:31
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They roast him and then then he can comment and say something. I would love to do another one with him. By the way, I know that during New Year's, they do the Roasting Glick thing anyways.
04:11:44
Speaker
You said what? Every New Year's, give or take, they do a Roasting Glick. Really? Yeah. Is that? Oh, that's... I i need this i need to watch that.
04:11:55
Speaker
and I need to participate next time. I need to participate. I mean, I don't see why we can't do it twice a year. Yeah, we can it five times a year, maybe ten. Maybe every stream, actually. Every stream. Let's fucking go. I'm going to start writing material right now.
04:12:14
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I'm preparing. Can you imagine how many people will come to the network if we tell them, hey, guys, you can roast Glick. You got five minutes. The microphone's yours. And they just go off on this guy, dude.
04:12:26
Speaker
It'd be so funny. That's the dream right there. That's the dream. but I want Mandy up here. Mandy needs to come here for the last year. I'll set him kill Tony. We'll call it kill Glick. Yep.
04:12:37
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We'll talk to Glick, man. I know New Year's is kind of close, but we still got a few months. We could do like a semi-roast. Yeah. yeah Halloween roast. Halloween roast. Or Thanksgiving roast.
04:12:52
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I'm down. i am down. Actually, we could do it on your on your show maybe, Jedi, if you want. Yeah, absolutely. hell yeah yeah Hell yeah. You guys are the hosts of the roast. Oh, dude. I got these braised tiles, dude. I just came with a dope-ass idea.
04:13:08
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like let's do it. Absolutely. Yeah, don't even need, like, stamp of approval because we're going to do it on the Lazy and Shaman show. You can't stop it. Like, let you have been selected for the roast. You have been selected.
04:13:25
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fool and i love that i love the idea. he can't kick the people that he doesn't like the joke. Exactly. He has no authority.
04:13:40
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Unbelievable. I am down. I would love to do that. I'm down for it. I Wednesdays and Saturdays off. Thursdays and Fridays. Oh, not early. Open. So the rest of the night.
04:13:52
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Let's go. Let's fucking go, bro.
04:13:58
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I set my schedule. I set my own schedule. I set my streams. Here we are. I'll call off on that day. I don't give a shit. I've done it. I've done it. I've done it. I've done it. My eyes come in. My toes broken.
04:14:10
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I can't walk. I'm like, oh, just stay home. We're good. We're good. Yep. i can't walk and like oh just they off we get crazy we're good like yep You know, it would really difficult if we could somehow pull that off in person soon.
04:14:26
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Oh, dude, that would be even better. We could have them up on stage and you just go up talk and talk. It's just us hanging around talking shit about them.
04:14:37
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I'll fly out to Ohio for that. I'm not going to drive. I'm not going to 24 hours to go see them. I'd send my PFB to Ohio.
04:14:48
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Oh, you're in Ohio?
04:14:53
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I'm sorry. Oh, okay. gotcha, gotcha, gotcha. I'll fly. I'll go out there. I told him already. Well, i invited him up here to stay with me for a couple days um here soon. So maybe when he gets up here, I'll try to convince him to let us do it live.
04:15:07
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Just go to his house and do it. Where you at? I am in Idaho. Land of the potatoes. Potatoes. oh there i love fucking potatoes. Fuck, I love potatoes. There are no potatoes that are better than here.
04:15:21
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I'm done with this. Coming at from a ah fellow food connoisseur, I love fucking- We got the greatest potatoes. We got the greatest potatoes. We do. We have the greatest potatoes.
04:15:34
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The greatest potatoes you've ever seen. They're really, really good. Okay, you're joking. My impression is legit, too. No, no, no. Seriously.
04:15:47
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I ah thought it was a big-ass joke when I first was here 10 years ago. No, man, that's true. They're fucking great out here. ah don't know why. yeah
04:16:00
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You know what I do miss, though, is the East Coast food. Oh, man, I got to take a trip just to um just to go to the East Coast, man. Some of the food out there, you just can't mimic out the side. I'm sorry.
04:16:12
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and that bur Yeah, yeah. um I was actually thinking about pizza, the pizza out there. Oh, man. Meat lovers out there is better than anything here.
04:16:25
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Look at me having my fat man sweats. Think about it. but say You're making me hungry, goddammit. I today. had one solid today.
04:16:37
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You made me hungry. Look, look, I'm sorry, man. i'm just I made my own cell phone for thinking about it. We're in the same boat. where're else We're all one team. Well, when you're talking about potatoes, all I could think I want some fucking hash browns. I don't know why.
04:16:54
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Dude, we got this. ah Okay, okay. It's probably not the greatest example, and you're probably not going to believe me, but we have a coffee stand, a bikini coffee stand here um that has opened up all. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like a legitimate. Yeah, it's legitimate.
04:17:09
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They, Angel, Angel, yeah i swear it is the hash browns that they make there. They make them from scratch. And they'll take potato and no that's, why I swear. i Shut your dirty whore mouth, Rock. I want fucking hash browns so bad right now.
04:17:30
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They don't really care when there's a hair in his food. Jedi, these aren't just hash browns. This is a hash brown served to you by a pretty much naked girl. like and um but la la la la la la la la la la la la la i'm gonna get I'm horny and hungry now. I'm sorry, man.
04:17:45
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I'm sorry, man. I'm like,
04:17:51
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hey, Jedi. Meet me behind the curtain. Are you going to be the Wizard of Oz? ah you gonna be the worst of o
04:18:04
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Can I just fucking go to Montana? There's some times a year they have to see. They have what? Testy Festy, Montana. Every year. I watch on mute.
04:18:17
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I guess I'll have to book. I'll book a flight tomorrow. Man, forget that. come to ah You know, something Blazin would love. They have smoke Smoke Fest out here. It's SMOK Fest.
04:18:32
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Dude, they sell free. They don't sell. They give away free food all day long. All day long. But they you pay an entry fee to get into the the fair.
04:18:43
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And they give you um free samples of wax and and bud and flour and all of that good stuff and hopes that you'll buy you know like the legitimate from all these. like Just think of a fair, but only for weed.
04:18:58
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Shama's going be there. And free food. Yeah. yeah down but we yeah
04:19:07
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They also have like good hash browns in the morning, bro. So that crisp, you know, when you bite into it. Am I doing anything for you, Jedi? I'm going to kill you. How dare How dare you?
04:19:26
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That perfect like... Oh! Oh! so yeah Like McDonald's, but tiny less greasy, but just hurt. um McDonald's hash browns are undefeated.
04:19:39
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yeah Not at the end of the morning rush. like I noticed like if you go right on their back, they're fucking terrible. like Yeah, they're kind like, what? It's like cardboard almost. Yeah, because they've been sitting in their whatever. yeah Yeah, I don't know.
04:19:54
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Depends for me. It all depends. But if you get a nice fresh one, though, holy shit, oh that'll turn your whole day around. Yeah.
04:20:04
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7am. We drop a kid off at school. McDonald's. Hmm. Poor Jedi.
04:20:20
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He's out. Mm-hmm. poor jedi he's out of ever He looks so sleepy. He looks so tired, buddy. Well, I, yeah, I shouldn't have slept like four hours yesterday.
04:20:33
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Because I slept for like home three and a four hours. i had to get up and be a real person. Fuck, how were you there?
04:20:42
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Angel, you got to turn your camera on. the Why don't you hop on and show us, show us your voice. No, no, good. I'm good.
04:20:52
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Why are you being so tonight, Angel? and you are You're being shy. I sent you photo. That's tonight.
04:21:03
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Was it that much fun, Angel? You can't show yourself. No, no, no. I'm fucking spent.
04:21:13
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Shit, I get I'm going to tell you, I got the same thing. and i got some husbandly duties i have to perform. So, I'm going to I mean, congratulations, but... Good for you, bro. Good for you. get after it.
04:21:28
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There we go. I get a star. I get a star for that.
04:21:39
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Yeah, she she told me she already put the dildos in the microwave, so we are good. No batteries. No batteries. No batteries.
04:21:49
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that' That's not even the fucking weirdest story, dude. i can I can tell you a lot of fucking stories about crazy like shit involving sex toys that have happened to bump into me in my career.
04:22:03
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I'm just saying, there's there's so many at this point that I could probably walk into your house and... you have a fire something and you're like hey you jedi you're like man i got like four dildos in the sink one covered in shit still and i'd probably be like all right man like let's just saw some of them i i am completely innate to all of that shit now he doesn't even phase you i don't even care anymore yeah there's nothing you'll show me that i have not seen that's worse you're like an ear fucking nurse you just can't all
04:22:37
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You're a nurse, Angel? That makes sense. No, I said you. You're like the ear nurse. You've seen y'all. Fuck no. don't like people. I ain't even close enough.
04:22:49
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Hey, Angel of Death. Angel, you need to work on your bedside manner a little bit. No, no, no, no. But I was like, what do you guys want? And tell them what they want. I shut the window and I get the what the fuck they want. Here you go.
04:23:08
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I will
04:23:13
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busy but fuck i will spill the beans. I will. I'll spill the beans, but I'm going to spill the beans on my next show. Look at that. Hashtag cliffhanger.
04:23:26
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finger anger see now Now you have to turn it to the next show. Absolutely, bro. We gots to. We gots to. Yep.
04:23:38
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Well, unfortunately, even though Glick the man is used to running these six hours, I'm probably going to call it Angel. Okay, unfortunately. That works. I'm fucking special.
04:23:49
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Okay. Well, ah where are you at? Okay. Well, thank you, everybody, for joining in. Jedi as Johnny. ah I forgot how to say it already. I'm sorry. Peter Griffin and Shaman.
04:24:06
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You are the fucking man. are you You are you're the new face of the network. Right? even for go yeah yeah Great fucking stream.
04:24:18
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Great stream. First time stream, guys. Let's go. Killed it right out of the fucking gate, everybody. he yeah Killed it I mean, you can't really take you can't really tank it on the nonsensical nonsense, you know what I'm saying? But I'm glad that I didn't tank it.
04:24:35
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You elevated it, bro. You elevated it. completely Yeah, Glick's got to show up next week and be prepared. I wouldn't want to follow this stream because this stream's too good. yeah You know what I mean? like why would You don't want to come up after somebody like this just killed it.
04:24:51
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You can't do it. Ah, you're boosting. The head is swelling, bro. I'm going to be doing it. I can't wait to do the... i I love the idea of roasting Glick, though. that The roast of Glick's gonna be a good one, too.
04:25:03
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I love want to do it. And we gotta do it on our network so nobody can fuck with it. It's gotta be pure. It's gotta be pure. Pure. Unaltered. No rules. Lazy and Shaman show. The roast of Glick.
04:25:16
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I'll even sign myself up, dude. I'll get roasted. I'm okay with that. If he needs a buddy, i'll i'll I'll buddy up with him. I will, too. I don't give fuck. That's a shit. Let's go.

Closing Remarks and Gratitude

04:25:27
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Hell yeah.
04:25:29
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Yeah, Johnny's down. number but yeah I've been a crash clown plenty of times in my life. Johnny's going to take a few minutes away from running Cuba to to join the roast and it's to be amazing.
04:25:46
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Exactly. I like how he looked at he just looked at the camera just like bam. Like yeah, okay. Alright. If you were in my country, I'd have you executed. Alright. Well, thanks guys. Thanks for joining in and you guys have a lovely fucking Saturday night. Oh yeah.
04:26:08
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Bye guys. Bye everybody. it
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