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Speaker: Shut it down, shut it down, shut it down. What's going on, everybody? Happy Sunday. You know what time it is. It's time for some foosball. got me, Glick, and my man's Rick hanging out.
Speaker: We're going to talk a little little NFL, a little college, and maybe dabble slightly into fantasy. You guys really got 10 minutes before fantasy football kicks off, so make sure you got your shit where it needs to be.
Speaker: players where they need to be. and hopefully you have your lineups and your roster set. I'm going to double check mine real quick. I'm predicting to take some L's this weekend. ya Yay. Much like last weekend.
Speaker: Yay. I'll take some fucking Josh Allen.
Speaker: Fucking Josh Allen. I'm going with a nice 100 and some odd point lead. Here comes Josh Allen. Zay Flowers, and Derrick Henry to ruin my fucking head. You should have fucking known the that game.
Speaker: leave it Oh, it gets better. I'm like, yeah, yeah, it's fine. I got this. i still have I still have Aaron Jones to play and Justin Jefferson on Monday night. Shit. and I lost by 20.
Speaker: I was getting fucking smoked, but I thought I was going to make a little bit of a comeback, so. yeah colleagues According to fantasy football, they have Joe Flacco starting over Michael Penis Jr. Oh, yeah?
Speaker: Yeah, I just optimized my team. Anyways, in our league. Do you like that or no? i I mean, last week, Penis got picked up on fantasy points.
Speaker: I don't always go on the optimization. And Flacco got like 45 points. put some points up. and Don't get me wrong.
Speaker: So,
Speaker: to go off what you said with the Buffalo Baltimore thing, it's like Josh said in his post game. I saw the people leaving. That's fine. We'll do it ourselves. We can do it without you.
Speaker: But next time, have a little faith. Yeah, cold-blooded, man. Well, I mean. Buffalo fans, you guys suck. Yeah. I'm just saying.
Speaker: Like, not necessarily you and in general, but you Buffalo fans that were the game, you guys fucking suck. There were some shitty fans there. We got one that got indefinitely banned for pushing Lamar Jackson.
Speaker: Yeah. We got another one who got banned for throwing up a ah beer on the field at Derrick Henry. And then about 20,000 of them started leaving in the fourth quarter when Buffalo was down by 15. Nice.
Speaker: And wow and it leads me to say the same thing I always say. Any given Sunday. Any given Sunday, my friend. Any given Sunday. You never know.
Speaker: It was a great fucking Sunday night game. um That was probably going to be game of the season. Yeah, a lot of people are saying that right off the rip. First, very first game. But, I mean, but, and then you turn around Thursday night and still undefeated.
Speaker: J.J. McCarthy makes his NFL debut. They're down big. Minnesota Vikings. My man got serious as fuck. And here come the Vikings fucking storming back. That dude is cold-blooded, man.
Speaker: So we had two big comebacks last week between Baltimore and and and and Buffalo and then Minnesota. And who did the Vikings play? I can't even remember because it don't matter. The commanders or some shit?
Speaker: yeah Yeah, Washington.
Speaker: So... No, Washington just played...
Speaker: and clear was arizon No, it wasn't Arizona, was it? Who the fuck did the Vikings open up against?
Speaker: The Bears. The Bears. The Bears. The Bears. bears The Bears. That's right, because Caleb Williams actually looked pretty good in that game. So here's the question, and this goes the same thing with that I asked about the Bills.
Speaker: um Baltimore game. Did J.J. McCarthy come alive, or did the Bears fall apart? I think J.J. came alive, man. I know a lot of people have been doubting. I doubted J.J. when he was in college. Obviously, I'm a Michigan fan. and It has nothing to do with the fact I love the kid. I think the kid's amazing. I think he's a hell of a quarterback.
Speaker: And it sucked last year that he got injured and missed his entire rookie year. But I think we've seen just a small taste of what J.J. is going to be in the NFL. The kid is a monster.
Speaker: So can J.J. win rookie of the year this year, even though he sat out his rookie season? You know, I don't know how that works in the NFL. I mean, I wouldn't think so because technically this is season two for him on paper, but it is his rookie outing.
Speaker: You know, this is his first season. I mean, a guy went, he was 13 of 20.
Speaker: um One interception. His numbers weren't anything extravagant. No, it wasn't it wasn't um wasn' it like crazy numbers. It's just the fact that when when they were down, and they were down pretty big. I mean, let's be honest. They were down pretty big.
Speaker: Yeah, ah ah JJ was 13 or 20. yeah j j i was thirteen to twenty
Speaker: 143 yards, two touchdowns, interception, and he was sacked three times. And that game, that interception and those sacks came in the first half of the game. The second half of the game, the kid was lights out.
Speaker: Yeah. I know a lot of Ohio State fans were running their mouth and talking shit because he got intercepted by a Buckeye or something like that.
Speaker: and And then and then after day after the game was over, they got real quiet because somebody posted a picture of the score and said, Still can't beat Michigan. like The guy who intercepted the ball.
Speaker: um But nonetheless, no, I think, I think JJ, I think JJ is going to be a, think he's, i don't think he's going to be like a Tom Brady caliber quarterback or Josh Allen or anything like that. But I think he's going to be a guy who comes down and he wins a lot of football games. I got performance on this one.
Speaker: Oh,
Speaker: But real quick, before we get into too much talk, let's go ahead and because games are getting ready start, let's go ahead and run down our picks. Yeah. i got i got our lawyer's picks. Unfortunately, he's not gonna be here today.
Speaker: Surprise, surprise. He said it is too nice of a day not be outside. I said, I agree with you. I'm thinking about going outside myself today. I'm not going to be I don't know. That's grass, nerd.
Speaker: Yes, exactly. alright I got out yesterday, but I enjoyed getting outside. So anyways, we're going to go with... I'm just going to go off of his. So I'm going to be all over the place here. So we kind of stay in some kind of fucking order here.
Speaker: There you go, Francis. Cost-out nerd. night Stickers. we The Cowboys Giants.
Speaker: ah Cowboys. Who cares? upkin who cares yeah ah derek went with the with the cowboys well
Speaker: happened particular like and then when you're done starting laundry i'm gonna say no michael parsons dac prescott's still be asked we're gonna go with the giants you got high heels in the hot seat as far as i'm concerned He is. I agree 100%. He really is. I'm lone-whooping the Giants over here. I'm a little weak-ass. I don't care, man. I don't want to pick either one of them. It's a shitty and NFC matchup.
Speaker: The Steelers and the Sea Chickens. I'm going to go Steelers. i where where We are Steelers across the board here. I'm going Steelers too, man.
Speaker: I hate to say it, but dude, Aaron Rodgers looked fucking good last Sunday. We'll get into that some too here as soon we get done with our picks.
Speaker: The Titans and the Rams. I'm going Rams all day here, man. I'm going Rams. And Derek is lone wolfing his Titans. I got to love him. I got to love him for it, man. That's his squad. the The Buffalo Bills and the New York Jets or New Jersey Jets.
Speaker: You think it's safe to say you're going Jets? Yeah, no.
Speaker: um Although, i will tell you, this could turn into a really good game. ah The Jets, you know, last last Sunday. It depends on what former Justin Fields we get.
Speaker: yeah and And we'll get into this again as we run down last week's games. Jets didn't look bad against the Steelers last week. That was a good game. Again, it is the Steelers, though.
Speaker: yeah Yeah. The Dolphians and the Patriots. um I'm going to have to go clock. The clock. the spot um but The Dolphins look like a rolling dumpster fire right now. Mike McDaniels is in the hot seat.
Speaker: um I think he's... If he doesn't show at least three wins by the six game mark, he could very likely be losing his job.
Speaker: So I am, I'm going to go with the Pat riots actually. Okay. You're a lone wolf from the Patriots.
Speaker: You're out there. You got lone wolf status. I need to make sure we do. We keep track of these lone wolves this season. I'm not going to worry about last week. Cause it was just you and I, I got those numbers too for you. Um, but, uh,
Speaker: Oh, yeah, he's the one more from the Titans. I'm going Dolphins in that one, man. The Dolphins got their dicks knocked in the dirt last week. Ain't no fucking way in hell but they're going to have that Mike McDaniels and Captain Concussion are going to let that happen again, especially to the Patriots.
Speaker: The Patriots struggle lately against the Dolphins. ah in In Miami So I'm going to give this one to Miami They're both dumpster fire teams right now Who cares ah But I'm going Miami And Derek went with Miami as well We've got the Jaguars And the Bengals of Kentucky Bengals I'm actually going to go with Kentucky on this one
Speaker: Okay i I don't see Joey B Being embarrassed two games in a row I mean, they did did sneak out of Cleveland with a win, not because Cincinnati beat Cleveland.
Speaker: And Joey B got his lunch and his lunch money taken from him that entire game for one Mr. Miles Garrett. Yeah. but I would have to go with the Bengals in this one as well. I just don't think Jacksonville's got it. I don't think they're – I don't think – I rate them right there with Carolina.
Speaker: Yeah, and last yeah was last week last week it was Jacksonville, Carolina. You knew one of those two dumpster fire teams had to fucking win. We thought that they fired both teams in the middle of the game. I was really hoping that a tornado came down and took both teams out.
Speaker: yeah The game was over, but I was wrong. Yeah, we thought we you know I thought they fired both teams, so you know whatever. But Derek is lone wolfing the Jags in this one. Poor guy.
Speaker: The Niners and the Saints. um Saints are atrocious. I'm going to go with the Niners on this one. They're not that great either, but... No, they're not. we We got Niners across the board here.
Speaker: Yeah, the Niners are not looking good. Again, they're dealing with a lot of injuries, shockingly. Surprise, surprise, the San Francisco 49ers have a fuck ton of injuries. ah I actually get the first Jets game today, by the way.
Speaker: Nice. Instead of the Cleveland-Baltimore game. I better get the Cleveland-Baltimore game. Why don't you get the Bills-Jets game? ah That'd be great. Oh, no. i get i get I get Browns-Ravens or I can watch the Sea Chickens and the Steelers. So I'll be switching back and forth is what I'll be doing.
Speaker: Especially when Baltimore goes up 35-7. Fuck you, Fuck you, Brittany. fuck your brity Yeah, did you like my little drop in the Snapchat group?
Speaker: Of all the times, I said, I'm just going to leave this here. yeah Yeah, nice. And then I literally left. I didn't say shit. Speaking of the Browns and the Ravens, ah you know, look, I know that the Ravens are going to win.
Speaker: I have a pretty good feeling. But i'm much like, much like, My man, Derek, I got to have faith in my squad. The dogs are loose, man. Joe Flacco making his first appearance in Baltimore since he left Baltimore.
Speaker: Not only that, but today, thanks for reminding them everybody, is the, man, there's no way it's been 30 years. It has been 30 years.
Speaker: Today's the 30-year anniversary of Baltimore, of Cleveland moving to Baltimore.
Speaker: And they're in Baltimore playing with each other. I got it. by my man My man, Coach Mary Moose, on NFL game day was like, NFL knew what they were doing, and that's cold-blooded to do to Cleveland today.
Speaker: Make them play Baltimore in Baltimore on the 30th anniversary. Yeah, but okay, so let's take this into consideration. Out of both the teams,
Speaker: The only player on either team that's old enough to remember that move is Joe Flacco. This is true. Derrick Henry was one, so he wouldn't remember it.
Speaker: Yeah, this is the only player on either team old enough to remember that move is Joe Flacco.
Speaker: When Joe Flacco When did he become the quarterback No saying he's old enough to remember the move He wasn't in the league Because he's in his 40s So he would have been around 10 years old The only player on both teams Old enough to remember that move Is Joe Flacco I remember that move Isn't that crazy Yeah I'm still going to go with the Ravens over the Browns Sorry bud
Speaker: so Hey, man, it's all it's all good. It's all about the picks. I'm just looking realistically. last season Last season, the Browns shot the hell out of Baltimore and slapped the hell out of them the first meeting in Baltimore. So, you know, hey, Joe Flacco's already coming slinging.
Speaker: Well, for my think i think that made my prize, I'm hoping that's not the case. i made I think I made a wise choice putting ah Joe Flacco in because we know they're going to throw the ball a lot.
Speaker: ah What else do we got here? We got the Lions and the Bears. I'm going with the Lions in that one. They're going to bounce back. There's no way they're going to lose two in a row. And Dan Campbell is boosted.
Speaker: I have to go with the Lions also. Wait, the Lions just played Thursday night? Or the Bears just played Thursday night? Now they're playing again? Yeah. and Wow, that's a shit-ass schedule right there. Yeah, well, it's embarrassing. Nobody cares.
Speaker: that
Speaker: ah Yeah, but dude, to play Thursday and then play again on Sunday? Or did they play Monday night? No, they played...
Speaker: Monday night. Okay, then that's normal. Yeah, yeah, yeah. yeah yeah it was It was Monday night. cause thursday I was going to say, Thursday to Sunday, no fucking way. Even if Detroit is only a couple hours away.
Speaker: Yeah, the Thursday night game was Packers and Commanders. Yeah. um We got the Broncos and Colts. I'm going with the Broncos.
Speaker: Although the Colts did not look bad in their first outing. No, they knocked the shit out of Miami last week. so But I'm going Broncos in that one, too. pretty I think Bo Nix is going to do his thing. and Yep.
Speaker: Panthers. And all them guys. Yeah, Panthers and Cardinals. Cardinals. Yeah, give me the cards, man.
Speaker: Kyler Murray is going to take his time out from Call of Duty. Derek is lone whooping the Panthers. He's not very smart. We might want to think about our lawyer decisions here. We might need to get a new lawyer.
Speaker: I'm just saying. As long as he's good in the court road courtroom, i don't give a shit how he does in his picks. Eagles and Chiefs in a Super Bowl. we Yeah, this one this one's interesting.
Speaker: This one is interesting because the Eagles do not look like the Eagles of last year, but the Chiefs do not look like the Chiefs of last year either. So I'm going to pull in my celebrity pick of Peyton.
Speaker: Ben, come hither. I'm pull in a celebrity pick on this one um and let her give her two and a half cents on this.
Speaker: I'm going with the Kansas City Chiefs because I love Taylor Swift. And Travis Swift is my favorite football player. I hope he gets a home run. Did he say he was going to name his baby after you, Francis?
Speaker: The one that he's currently pregnant with? You're my celebrity pick, so I need your buy opinion. i got I got the Eagles in this one. Well, yeah I just needed to ask you.
Speaker: Chiefs or Eagles? Eagles. And said Eagles, so I'm going Eagles. By one, Tony. Eggles by one. It's a rematch from the Super Bowl.
Speaker: Yep, it's Eggles across the board, and then and the Cleveland Browns are already playing. Holy shit. Matt Milano just ah floored Brees Hall in the backfield. Just absolutely fucking took his lunch money away.
Speaker: For a while, so it looks like eight. Ooh, prime time tonight. We've got the... We've got the Vikings versus the Falcons. Man, I'm going you know i'm going Vikings in that one.
Speaker: Oh, man. i'm This is a tough one for me. I'm actually going to go with the Falcons. Okay. The Vikings. Both of them have rookie QBs.
Speaker: Be very careful opening that up. Yes. ah The Texans and the Buccaneers. The Baconeers. Baconeers. Yeah, all day. Houston's struggling terribly right now. They struggled last week bad. And Derek is the lone wolf king this week.
Speaker: He is lone wolf in the Texans. but That's tomorrow night. And we have a doubleheader in Monday Night Football tomorrow night. We have the Bucs and Texans at 7. And then at 10 o'clock, we have the Chargers and the Raiders.
Speaker: And um I'm going Chargers in that one, man. I'm going Chargers in that one, too. We got Chargers across the board here. And i will get I will reach out to Derek later on, and I will get his Thursday night pick.
Speaker: Dolphins and Bills on Thursday night. That's an easy pick for me. I think that's an easy pick for everybody. We're going to go Bills. Bills! The Dolphins or the Bills on Thursday night?
Speaker: I think it's a safe bet that Derek's going to go with the Bills as well, but I will reach out to him. And I will confirm that. So those are picks.
Speaker: Derek has one, two, three, four lone wolves on the board.
Speaker: Great. Jets three and out on their first drive. So last week, we had a good week, man. We had a good week. You went 12 and four, and I went 13 and three.
Speaker: Fuck, I never beat you. yeah Well, this is what – last year I started out the first few weeks like really good, and then I went to shit where I had like two and fourteen horrns shit like that.
Speaker: So let's take ah let's take a real quick minute and talk about some of the last week's games here. Bengals, Browns, Jesus fucking Christ, man. Browns, I mean, they they they did everything right in that game, everything right, except for their starting kicker.
Speaker: Who missed an extra point. And a field goal. An easy field goal. can probably make it.
Speaker: Shits. I'm sorry. I was answering somebody on my phone who didn't know how to get the Bills game. Because like an idiot, they decided to go to Tennessee this weekend. And it's not being broadcast in Tennessee. Morons.
Speaker: Yep. That's what she gets. She was also cheering for Notre Dame last night. So I laughed even harder when I lost.
Speaker: ah well when we get when we get When we get into college football, I'm going to ask you about this. i am not i this This Notre Dame shit pisses me off. Andre Schmitz, or Schmitz, the fucking kicker that they went over, that day he's a rookie kicker or some shit, that they decided to go with over Hopkins.
Speaker: And the kid missed an extra point and an easy, easy 25-yard field goal or something like that. and Which would have been the game winner.
Speaker: There goes Josh. so Oh my God, Josh. 40, 45, 50. That's a 50-yard run for Josh Allen. Jesus Christ.
Speaker: And a flag. ah
Speaker: Josh smacked somebody in helmet. you know Not a whole lot of surprises last week outside of the the the Bills comeback, the Vikings comeback.
Speaker: 45-yard rush for Josh Allen, which has popped up on my ground. Holding on the defense, so that's going to stay in Josh's favor. So, college football yesterday, man.
Speaker: Bro. Probably, always i'm not going to talk about Ohio State. We're not going talk about Michigan because they both, you know, they played in state. Well, I did need to talk about Ohio State a little bit.
Speaker: Actually, that was something else I want to talk to you about, too. Yes, they did play shit schools. They were in-state schools. Michigan beat down holy hell out of Eastern Michigan or Central Michigan.
Speaker: And Ohio State played OU. OU was actually hanging tough for a little while. I was not thrilled with that game. um I was not thrilled with the outcome of that game. um They fail to remember that a lot of the rankings play into how many points you put on the board.
Speaker: And to only put 30 points up, does not look good. It just doesn't. So I was really perturbed by that ah by that game, to be honest with you.
Speaker: Yeah, no. ah In all honesty, in and and in all honesty, man,
Speaker: OU hung in there until like the third quarter, I think it was. was 13-9 in the third quarter. Yeah.
Speaker: And then Ohio State kind of went off in the third. I wouldn't even say they really went off. I mean, they they didn't put 30 on the board. They put 37 on the board. they I mean, they only got four touchdowns at the end of the day.
Speaker: Yeah, I was not and excited about that at all. um But,
Speaker: yeah, ah fucking okay, Notre Dame. Notre Dame has started the season out. 0-2. They lost to Miami.
Speaker: And then they won a bye week in week two. And now they've lost to Texas A&M. Why in the fuck are they in the top ten? They should have not been in the top ten going into this week. They were ranked number eight last night. Yeah, i saw that. when they Well, they're not anymore.
Speaker: And why are they in the top ten? I don't know. I think you'll see them down around 20. I think you'll see them down around 20 now. Yeah. You're 0-2 at this point. Michigan 14. Actually, they should be out of the top 25 period if they haven't got a win yet.
Speaker: but Yeah, they're 0-2. And they've already had a bye week. It's three weeks in. And they had a bye week in week two. Who does that? Yeah, they should be out of the top 25 at this point. Yeah, and in my opinion.
Speaker: that Why the NCAA got such a fucking hard arm? They're pandering to Notre Dame. Yeah, exactly. Why, why? Why? and What is Notre Dame Cup?
Speaker: Well, and here's here's even worse. they They don't even play Ohio State this year. Why? Did you get tired of getting beat by them so many years in a row? You're just not going to put them on your schedule this year? They don't play anybody.
Speaker: They don't play anybody in the big 10. And it's been like that for the last one. They do, but they don't play in Michigan anymore. They don't play Ohio state anymore because Michigan used to beat the dog shit out of them. You know, every year, like a redhead stepchild, same with Ohio state.
Speaker: Yeah. So they, so they, they stay independent, but they joined the ACC. That's their, that's their schedule. The ACC. Yeah. Well, um, I'm not a fan of Notre Dame. I hate the that I think they should have to declare a conference to be considered even in in the running of the top 25 poll.
Speaker: um And the reason that they won't is because they would have to share the income of the school. you And that's bullshit. Fine, you want to play independent? Then you can play only against the independent schools.
Speaker: There's enough to make a conference. But you're not eligible for ballgames. Unless you want to qualify for the Independence Bowl. I wouldn't take bowl games and eligibility but or anything like that.
Speaker: You know, let them play in the playoffs and whatnot. But my thing is, why how i it have to be to be in the Why the hype? Every year with Notre Dame, why the hype?
Speaker: Every year they're in the top ten when the season starts. And then they don't do anything. nothing they lu in theque have no but They don't play anybody. They lose the schools that they have no business losing to. You still somehow manage to push them into the playoffs with a shitty record, and then they get absolutely fucking smoked.
Speaker: yep This Notre Dame experiment has been going on for too long, NCAA, and I'm done with it. As an NCAA college football fan, I'm done. Why? Notre Dame, go away. You guys have not been good in years.
Speaker: You play a crap schedule with crap teams. And you think that you're... And you haven't won anything. You haven't won anything, Notre Dame. Anytime you've had to play a ah tough school, you get your fucking dicks pounded into the ground.
Speaker: Every time.
Speaker: Every time. Every damn time. But... Dude, Vanderbilt came in and smacked the shit out of South Carolina last night. I saw that.
Speaker: Well, okay, so there's a reason for that. South Carolina lost their starting quarterback at the beginning in the second quarter. So they had to go back up. And if you know anything about college football, you know the backup quarterbacks are never good.
Speaker: Yeah, Archmanny, talking to you. Stupid Oh my God, dude. that day That kid, what a fucking letdown he is. What a fucking letdown.
Speaker: You beat UTEP. you beat you beat you have But Jesus, art bad Arch, man, Arch Manning, bro, what do you doing? I should have been 60 to nothing.
Speaker: Yeah, you you look like shit, bro. Yeah. let um Unfortunately, the Cinderella story that was USF, the Bulls of South Florida, came to an abrupt violent situation.
Speaker: and last night. um my him Miami smacked the hell out of them. Miami's a tough fucking school. I was pulling for the Bulls, man. i was That would have been dope if they could have started their season and and take out three ranked big-time schools.
Speaker: Yep.
Speaker: They ran into a hurricane, though, and they weren't prepared. Sometimes it's just, yeah. I will say my boys out in Dallas. but so I was going to ask, how yeah how did Sam Martin do yesterday, bud?
Speaker: They got back on the winning side of things. They won 28-10. And who did they play? ah Missouri State.
Speaker: Well. No matter. No matter.
Speaker: And...
Speaker: my other my other team that i and came of just short My other team that I enjoy watching and and and rooting for
Speaker: yeah us came up short. Damn Tennessee. You had Georgia. Dude, bro. What a fucking game that was. That that was a great game.
Speaker: Oh, I was I was OK. I guess we're doing that in Baltimore today. That's had that kid not miss that field goal. Yeah. ah He when misses it, and then then overtime, he nails it. It's just like, what? yeah
Speaker: Buffalo in for six. James Cook.
Speaker: Yeah. But, yeah, little harp another heartbreaker for Tennessee, man. Georgia now has – Dude, props to Tennessee, though. Hang in the – like, that was a fucking game, dude.
Speaker: Yeah. ah What, this was the ninth year in a row now that that Georgia's beaten them? But nonetheless. No, a tenth. The last time they beat Georgia was in 15th.
Speaker: Well, they were saying that, well, the Georgia's coach or whatever, he's beating Tennessee. he's not Yeah. I was really hoping they would win because I was going to watch them rip the goalpost down and throw it in the river.
Speaker: Nice. Exactly. That's what they do. Yep. Them fuckers there in the island are crazy. I don't know if you've seen this yesterday. That was a there a pretty big upset last night, yesterday afternoon.
Speaker: Pretty big upset. I probably watched it. But don't remember. i don't know which one you're talking about. Final seconds of the game, man. They ran a fire drill, got the kicking team out on the field.
Speaker: This fucking kicker hits a 55-yarder. Boom! Sends Clemson home with another loss. Yeah, yeah, yeah. How about the yellow jackets?
Speaker: How about the jackets, dude? What a bucket. That was another one, man. What a game. i i had the michigan this episode I had the Michigan game on my phone.
Speaker: ah I went out for lunch yesterday and I had the Michigan game on my phone, kind half-assed watching and it. it was yes ah It was an absolute massacre.
Speaker: you know so But they had they the Clemson-Georgia Tech game on and I was watching it at the restaurant. and i was like, This is actually a good fucking game. I thought Clinton was just going to come here mollywop Georgia Tech.
Speaker: This is a good fucking game. And that final play, man, I was like, there's no way they're goingnna get this fucking kickoff. And sure as hell, they got it off. And that kid booted, man. It was distance. height He had everything that he needed.
Speaker: I'm very glad I was in Atlanta last night. And then they came down, the fans came out, and it was just like a whiteout on the field. It was, yeah, I feel bad for Cameron because I know Cameron's a Clemson fan, da but Clemson's another one of those teams that I'm sick and tired of passing Lucian ranked ridiculously high for no reason.
Speaker: Yep. They haven't been good since Trevor Lawrence. And now, yeah, now with their one and two start, I would think that they should be dropped out of the top 25. Yeah.
Speaker: yeah as a They lost to they lost the LSU. They beat Troy, and now they just got smoked. they didn't get smoked, but they got embarrassed.
Speaker: LSU took it to Florida yesterday. Boy, that was a game. I think the Florida quarterback had five interceptions. Yeah, they did. That score should have been so much higher than what it was. Oh, God, yes.
Speaker: But it gets care took Garrett Musenbrier forever to get his passing game going. Yeah. ah
Speaker: But so here's where I want to go with, you know, we rag on teams on schools because there are, mean, let's face it. You start your season out and play fluff schools.
Speaker: You play cupcake schools. I've noticed the trend in the Big Ten, and I know that I know this to be a fact for Ohio State and and and and Michigan and Michigan State.
Speaker: Michigan and Michigan State, they play Western Michigan, Central Michigan, Eastern Michigan every year. Every year. Yep. All that money goes to those small schools.
Speaker: Ohio State will do the same thing. They'll play Miami of Ohio or Youngstown, Akron. Youngstown, Bowling Green, stuff like that. That money for those games, those go to those small schools.
Speaker: Yep. That's why they play these in-state shit schools, as we like to call them. Yeah.
Speaker: And it's something that's been kind of a little bit bothering me because everybody wants to rag. up But then I start to look at other teams. And I start to look at other conferences.
Speaker: And nobody else outside of the Big Ten is really doing the in-state small schools. You get them every once in a while. You don't see Georgia play Georgia Southern or any of that.
Speaker: Yeah, I know. They put fluff-ass fucking schools on their schedule so they can pad their stats and shit like that. Right. I want to see more of what the Big Ten's doing across the board. I think the Big 12. Joseph Fields hit, Bumble Buffalo recovers.
Speaker: good Nice. The Big 12 used to do it, too. AJ Epinesa. And Oklahoma used to play in-state small schools as well. yep Texas still does. Texas really does.
Speaker: They play UTEP. They play UTSA. Yeah. You know, they they still play, but what's what's unique about the UTP and the UTSA that lot of people don't realize is those are University of Texas schools.
Speaker: and UTP is University of Texas El Paso. UTSA is University of Texas San Antonio. So they play basically against their own program.
Speaker: Right. Right.
Speaker: Joey Bosa with the punch out on Justin Fields for AJ Epinesa to recover the fumble. um I've been thinking about that a lot because there was a thing that came out. I was watching the video. It was an interview or something um about Michigan, Michigan State taking care of the in-state schools. and The guy in the interview said that you know we're not the only ones that do that. There's also Ohio and and Pennsylvania, like Penn State, you know, they do it, you know, Northwestern, Indiana, they they do that, and this is this is why they do it.
Speaker: And then it got me looking back on some of these other teams and other, and it's like, wow, you know, you look at the SEC, and yeah, they put these school the blinds, school the paraplegic, but they're just like random ass fucking schools from fucking nowhere middle of fucking Utah. You know?
Speaker: Yep, yep. Middle of fucking... You know, it's just like, yeah, man, get that money into the, end you know, put that money in state.
Speaker: Yep. It's, I don't know. I don't know why they do it that way.
Speaker: It's weird. just Just doesn't make any sense. No, it doesn't. Oh, you're fixing to, you and I are playing each other in fantasy football this week.
Speaker: Correct, sir.
Speaker: And because I'm not a fucking homer, I don't think I have a single bill on my team. I don't have a single Brown on my team. I benched my entire Browns.
Speaker: Oh, real quick, anybody out there in fantasy football land, if you've got Judkins, I really hope you have him on your bench this week. I actually dropped him. I know he's playing.
Speaker: The Browns got that all situated. he's supposed to be playing today.
Speaker: Don't be that guy. Don't be that guy. I actually just dropped him. Yeah. I have him in our league, and he's on the bench with the rest of Mike.
Speaker: I have Jerry, Judy, and David and Joku, and the entire clown clowns roster is on my bench right now. Yep. I didn't even move. We have a unique – you and I have a unique quarterback matchup this week.
Speaker: Because you have Jaden Daniels, who does all right, and I have Baker Mayfield, who does all right. Yeah, Jaden got me got me almost 20 points Thursday night. yeah but he was he was He was struggling. I'm not going to lie. He was struggling in that first half. I was like, God damn it, Jaden.
Speaker: ah he was He was projected at like 13 points or something but like that, and at halftime he had like five fucking boys. I'm like, God damn it, dude. You're killing me here, Smalls. yeah And then the second half, I mean, they still lost.
Speaker: Come
Speaker: on, Josh. I need you for a passing, Teddy, please. Fucking Brock Bowers is questionable for Monday. Yeah, I saw that. But that's Monday night still. Yeah, but that's what sucks is he's the last one.
Speaker: So unless you got the tight end for the other team, what do you do? Yeah, and I have i have Tyler Warren for the Colts. They play at 4.05 today. But would much rather have fucking Brock Bowers in.
Speaker: I need to know if he's going to fucking play. and then well He's a game time decision. That's the pisser.
Speaker: Yeah. Otherwise, I'm I'm I'm S.O.L. Monday night. Yeah. What are going to do? because that will cost you the win. I'm sure of it. Yeah. Not much. I can. You know I don't know who his backup is or.
Speaker: Yeah. I don't even know who go who who's the Chargers.
Speaker: The Chargers sign in? i don't know. um Big injury news in the NFL.
Speaker: Austin Eckler done for the season. Yeah. Non-contact ruptured Achilles. Dude, so... Okay, is this just me or as the Achilles been happening a lot the last couple of years? What's going on with it?
Speaker: I don't know. I really don't know. Well, went down with it. DK. um DK went down with it. went down Yeah. We, uh, I put that evil on him. I'm proud of myself. I don't give a fuck.
Speaker: but There's been a lot of guys who've gone down with it. Um, and I don't know. I don't know because you can't, I can't say it's grass or turf because it's happened on both.
Speaker: Yeah. So I don't know.
Speaker: i don't know what to I don't know what to say about it. it's just but i' It's been more prominent the last five years than it ever been ever has been in the history of me watching football. Right.
Speaker: ah
Speaker: The Raiders do have a backup quarterback. our backup vote i didnt I don't know who he is. What's his name? mayor John Mayer. That's a singer.
Speaker: They're going to pull the singer in? Yeah, maybe. How in the hell is Will Disley and Tyler Conklin, both tight ends for the Chargers, not rostered on anybody's roster?
Speaker: Like, in in in in the EF... He's not even... I don't even... I think Disley's still on our waivers in our league. No, he's he's... I don't think anybody has Disley.
Speaker: Nobody has Disley. Nobody has Conklin.
Speaker: They've got two other tight ends that are out. Hold on a second. They've got to have a different starting tight end.
Speaker: No, that's their tight ends in San Diego.
Speaker: Conklin and Disley. I'm going to go get Disley. You go get Conklin. No.
Speaker: ah i just I just want to grab somebody in case I need to type in tomorrow night. Who I going to drop? I'm not dropping James Conner. Get the fuck out of here with that shit. I'm not dropping Godwin.
Speaker: Get the fuck out of here. I'm not dropping Bo Nix.
Speaker: The fuck? Y'all got me fucked up. I can't do anything right now. I can drop Bo Nix, Chris Godwin, Tyler Warren, or James Conner.
Speaker: Damn it.
Speaker: All right, I got options. I got options. I'll worry about it tomorrow. but
Speaker: That or I'll fucking forget. I'll be like, son of a bitch, Rick. I'm the fantasy football dummy. Well, I'm taking Will Disley off the fucking market right now.
Speaker: You can have I'm going to take John Mayer. the back are Funny enough, funny enough, I'm actually going to... don't know who I'm going to drop. don't know who I'm going to drop.
Speaker: Yeah, that's my problem. me I could drive but i can drop TJ Hawkinson because I don't think he's everything that they crack him up to be with McCarthy. He didn't target him enough.
Speaker: oh
Speaker: Yeah, I don't. What the hell is going on? This is some crazy shit.
Speaker: You're going to be surprised when you see who I dropped.
Speaker: I dropped CJ Stroud.
Speaker: Not all that surprised. He's really not all that. I mean, he had that one good season. And after that, he's just kind of, yeah. but dude yeah I'm not super impressed with him. yeah Last year, yeah, like I said, last year, yeah.
Speaker: This year, yeah. It's one game, though. I'm not going to completely um poo-poo on on on the Texans yet. It's been one game. But on paper, they should be doing so much more at the end of the day.
Speaker: Mm-hmm.
Speaker: So much fucking more. Yep. yeah um Yeah, I'm going to have to keep an eye on my um my tight ends. I've got to keep an eye on my tight ends. I'm just I can't drop fire move three yet.
Speaker: Feel free to drop him. I'll gladly pick him up. He's only rostered in 10%. I know fire. Mouth is a monster too. I know. We'll see. Well, we, we also got see, you know, how it works out with, uh, with him and Roger, because fire move is a beast.
Speaker: Like that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a go-to guy in that, in that organization in Pittsburgh. Um, you know DK had a little bit of a day lesson last
Speaker: Buffalo's up 10-0. New England's up on Miami 12-0. Cleveland's down 3-0. yeah just That just popped on my screen. Jacksonville's up on Kentucky 7-0. What do I have?
Speaker: which lead do I have? I have them in ours.
Speaker: He hasn't even done anything.
Speaker: Oh, damn. That did not go the way you wanted it to.
Speaker: They try to do a reverse. The Jets try to do a reverse. And when they got it back to the second guy coming around, they're usually, what, 15, 18 yards back at that point? Mm-hmm. Hello, Christian Benford with the open field single leg tackle for a loss of I don't even fucking know how much.
Speaker: Dude, that was that was a terrible... day Bills blew that by the pieces. Now they're second and 20.
Speaker: The Jets have 19 yards of offense so far.
Speaker: Damn. sir but Thursday night, Green Bay, Washington. Matchup.
Speaker: Micah Parsons, man, looked pretty damn good in those all-white Green Bay uniforms. I am so excited for Green Bay to play Dallas. So excited. can't fucking wait for that dude.
Speaker: My only hope is that Green Bay plays Dallas at Lambeau. Right. So the Dallas fans don't even get to fucking enjoy the ass-whooping Micah Parsons is going to lay on Zach Prescott.
Speaker: They'll have be heartbroken from far away. Because that's opposing ends of the country. Yeah. i mean, Parsons, Micah didn't, he was pretty quiet in his first game in Green Bay.
Speaker: He only had a sack. He had two assists. He had half a sack. But he also only played 46% of the snaps. Yeah.
Speaker: So, and he'd been there, what, a week? Yeah, yeah yeah yeah had ah he had a quiet ah quiet debut, but... by
Speaker: um yeah but but ah Third and 20 for the Jets. Who? Cleveland. Oh, colleague
Speaker: I'm sorry. like Hey, why watch what you do, Micah. Anything you do to our quarterback. There's a very bad man on that defensive line that's going to eat your quarterback. So you better be nice to Joe Flacco.
Speaker: This could be Joe Flacco's last game as a Brown. not Not only that, but... Could be the last day of his life. Could be the last day of his life. It could be the last day Love's life.
Speaker: Not only that, but did they they got the... God, what is his name? Why can I never remember his fucking name?
Speaker: little I can't even find you. How are you even going to charge that lady? Sorry, I just had a random ah um ah random news factoid drop down on my phone. 82-year-old woman charged with murdering her husband at an assisted living facility.
Speaker: The dude probably asked her to do it. Dang, man.
Speaker: Wait a damn minute. Oh, yeah, that's... The fact that Derrick Henry is minus five yards is mind-boggling to me right now. dude cleveland Cleveland has been his kryptonite. Even when he was in Tennessee, Cleveland is his kryptonite. He cannot rush against Cleveland.
Speaker: but The fact that he puts 175 against Buffalo in three quarters and is minus five in Cleveland at the end of the first quarter is mind-boggling to me.
Speaker: Absolutely mind-blowing.
Speaker: ah so that's even when he was in Even when he was in Tennessee and they would play Cleveland, dude. Cleveland has been his fucking good tonight. The dude would, the dude would but you know, the week before put up 200 yards and four touchdowns and then come into Cleveland or Cleveland would come down there and he couldn't find shit.
Speaker: I need him for 100 yards today. oh Well, I wouldn't bank on that.
Speaker: I would not bank on that, my friend. You're hurting my feelings. Take the L. I can't. It costs me money. You can just give me the money instead of making it stupid bets.
Speaker: Wyatt made his first bet last night of $20. Nice. yeah For today's games? No, for last night's college games. He lost because the quarterback for LSU couldn't get six more yards.
Speaker: I think I'm going to... Oh, shit. Are you serious? Yeah, he was pissed. i want ah I'm going to look at the 4 o'clock games. Who's got the Sunday night games tonight?
Speaker: That was the Minnesota, right? Yeah. Who's got the night games tonight? Man,
Speaker: day too man I'm not lie. of the so okay vikings and or Vikings and Falcons have the night game. might throw a bit in on that game.
Speaker: little Justin Jefferson touchdown action, some JJ touchdown action.
Speaker: These Jets fans look so excited and then not. a I mean, they're Jets fans. They don't have much to be excited for.
Speaker: It's the Jets. Yep. Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep.
Speaker: I feel like we've... dude we hey There's not a whole lot to talk about. I mean, we covered all the big things. Yeah, I feel like we've ah kind of touched on everything here.
Speaker: Oh, God. the name I mean, at all and all... The Cleveland's defense is doing a pretty damn good job here against. You just can't get there. You can't get your offense going.
Speaker: There's no offense. i mean, Joe Flacco. God, man, I'm going to regret playing Joe Flacco. I'm going to start my season out. Oh, it's in my approach. That's all right. Yeah,
Speaker: to yeah i mean, Flacco. I mean, even Lamar Jackson ain't doing shit for me.
Speaker: No.
Speaker: I don't know what's going on here. I don't know how the fuck.
Speaker: What the fuck is happening?
Speaker: For whatever reason, and I hate the glitches on here. They have the they have the Lions. I have Lions defense and they have zero points. And it says players do not record any stats.
Speaker: And yet they've got 14 points on the board. Yeah. There's a flag on the play. Josh just had another big completion. Yeah, this is 14 to seven.
Speaker: And oh yeah, they
Speaker: I don't know. This is fucking goofy.
Speaker: Yep.
Speaker: One day. One day.
Speaker: Dude, I hope your boy from Ohio State has a game today against the Panthers. Marvin Harrison Oh, Marvin Harrison. Marvin Harrison. I know he's a fucking ass clown, but kind of hope he has a game today against the Panthers.
Speaker: ah Josh is bleeding.
Speaker: Why do I have change? He's currently out of the game.
Speaker: Josh Allen is out of the game. Well, that's not good, though. we bleed what's where you believe Somebody reached in his face mask and but it looks like they might have broke his fucking nose.
Speaker: It's gushing out pretty good. Trubisky's in right now.
Speaker: Didn't have that on my bingo card.
Speaker: That's not Trubisky. I thought he was out of the league. No, he's in his second season of Buffalo. Oh, wow. Oh, yeah. They hit him right in the nose. He's telling the trainers right now.
Speaker: Okay, I see you, Judkins.
Speaker: Let him set your nose, Josh. Put your helmet on.
Speaker: Dude, that is Derek Henry style. Judkins just stiffed on Humphrey and like put his hand into his chest and picked him up and just slammed him into the ground as they were going down. Like just manhandled that. That is awesome.
Speaker: That is fantastic.
Speaker: Well, what do you say we wrap up today? Short. didn't get to watching these games. You get to watching some foosball, ladies and gentlemen. Enjoy your Sunday. Enjoy your football.
Speaker: Hopefully your teams do well. Hopefully your fantasy footballs do well. Mine's not doing so well. Um, I am projected to win. I'm projected to beat Tony in his league.
Speaker: Uh, but You were projected to beat me. I was. am i not we be tell but I am currently beating Tony by 20 points. But Derrick Henry has negative 0.50 points. And Lamar Jackson has 1.96 points.
Speaker: Yeah. James Cook is going off a little bit. Ahmaud Saabron. Cam Scadaboo sitting on the bench.
Speaker: I do. I do. I do. I do. um um um I'm thinking by next week, I'm going to take him off the bench. No, not no not him. maybe ah Maybe it's Warren, I'm thinking.
Speaker: Yeah, I'm projecting to kick your ass. St. Brown's got 11 for me so far.
Speaker: We got to Chase. DK's got zero for me. Yeah, so in our league, I have the Lions defense, and they have eight points. But when I go over to my league, my personal league, I have the Lions defense.
Speaker: Yeah, but my Bills defense has 12 points. Oh, no, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. And my league, now they've refreshed it. Now I have i have nine points.
Speaker: I'm projecting to get my ass kicked here. That's your pay league. Josh has got a tampon stuck in his nose, and he's back out and on the field. And he blew a kiss to somebody. i just watched him go to somebody on the team.
Speaker: He's fucking hilarious.
Speaker: Oh, what did we do? James Cook is out there vibing in the huddle, bro. He's in the huddle just fucking vibing it up. Living his best life.
Speaker: or What the fuck is that? Now we lost our punter.
Speaker: All right, Francis. What are we doing here? Why is my... Oh, so you can just smoke the punter now. That's cool.
Speaker: flag or no? No. Oh my goodness. this repo just like he's ready to get lock He's watching the Browns. why like he was ready to go Would you toss and grab my sandwich out of the microwave? Anywho, as I was saying, hopefully your footballs do well today. Your teams win, your bets win, your famicies win.
Speaker: i need this I'm going to contemplate why I'm still a Cleveland Browns fan. Are you alive anymore? after what yeah live Yeah, we're wrapping up right now. yeah You weren't here to make a celebrity pick, so Peyton did.
Speaker: What celebrity pick? After 40 goddamn years. Oh, Eagles. Eagles. I think it's going to be close games, but Eagles.
Speaker: The Jets are getting slaughtered with penalties. Buffalo's able to do whatever the fuck they want on that field right now.
Speaker: Oh, that's a fumble. think that's the fifth penalty that the Jets have had. Henry just fumbled the ball, dude. They just punched it out of us. That's a fumble, man. like He's still up. Mitchell comes in and bang! Punches that bitch right out.
Speaker: All right, Francis. I'm going to go watch the Bills game. You go watch the Browns game. I'm going to watch the Browns fucking eat shit and die over here. All right, homie. For Derek's sake,
Speaker: well for for derrick's sake Tighten up. Tighten up. Let's go Browns. Go Bills. Let's go Buffalo. Let's go Buffalo.
Speaker: All right, homie. We'll catch you same time, same place next Sunday. Next Sunday, 1230, hopefully start time. Hopefully we'll get into a little bit more fantasy talk.
Speaker: Obviously we got college football. Yeah, we got a college that we'll talk about because we're going into conference play next week. Yes, sir. A lot of teams are already into the conference, but ah yeah, we're getting into some conference play next week, so that'll be some things to talk about.
Speaker: And then, of course, ah NFL news and talking and stuff. But yeah, anyways, thanks having that. Thanks for listening. See you fuckers next time. Later. Later, man.
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