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Speaker: Wednesday. It's a wild card Wednesday. What's up, gang? What's up, my dad? What's up, y'all? What up, suckers? What up?
Speaker: it's up y'all but up a
Speaker: We're hanging. We're chilling. We're talking about shit. I was single, technically. You were single? I'm married, but I am now a married man.
Speaker: Yes, sir. Let's go. Sue and Michael are married. Let's go. and yeah Gang, gang. What up, Shaman? Gang, What up, Shaman?
Speaker: Congratulations, man. It was a good wedding. It was a good time. Glad I got to make the trip up. And ingrained you guys with my presence on your big day. You had a celebrity in the building. i appreciate having the extra security there for me.
Speaker: I really do appreciate that. you know You didn't have to do that. I'm just a normal guy. I'm giggling.
Speaker: you You really definitely ah you you like dressed up for the but thing. You definitely do.
Speaker: That's me dressed up. That is me dressed up. I ah shit you up. Michael, you've been at my house. You see what I wear. Squash dressy. Squash dressy.
Speaker: but Also, I have no room to like say anything because i was like emo as fuck, like all black. i I looked like I was going to a funeral all more instead than a fucking wedding.
Speaker: from Some people people do say that weddings are a lot like funerals. I'm just saying. And i I decided not to wear my heels.
Speaker: I was like, okay, Michael's wearing his vans. I can wear my vans. We're cool then. We're good. when was done I had all the pictures taken of the dances.
Speaker: Yeah, had pictures. My foot was killing me. Yeah. It was had my heels on. had my heels on. I fucking wish I got a picture of that.
Speaker: No condolences. I have my boots on. My condolences, shaman. stole way probably na No, no, no. Sue is a fucking angel and Michael is lucky to have her. Believe me, I know it.
Speaker: it was ah It was fucking hilarious. It didn't go perfectly as, you know, whatever, but it was still perfect, honestly. I loved it. but they But they say that that's also a sign of good fortune and good luck when when you have your wedding day mishaps.
Speaker: You know, whether it be rain, whether it be this, that, or the other thing. They say that's a sign that's a sign of good luck and that you guys will be together for a very long time. Or until Sue murders you for the insurance policy that she signed the very next day. Allegedly. and What's going brother? Appreciate you swinging by, man. Had a good time hanging out with you last night.
Speaker: Well, yeah, it was a good time. He was your musical guest. Yeah, J-Devil. Very cool, very cool, very cool. I'll have check that show out. I totally missed it. It a good time. He was a good guest. He's a good kid, man. I'll have him on again down the road. i I might even hang out with him at some point in time. We'll see. oh Well, apparently he's kidnapping me next and in November, so we're going down to Tennessee.
Speaker: Oh, that sounds nice. Got him. I got it up. This fight with my second ex-wife on the day we got married. Oh, jeez. All right, Simon. Let's throw it all out there, man.
Speaker: so up but wonder why she's the second ex-wife because it sounds like you guys are off to a fantastic start on your wedding day just beating each other's ass in the parking lot. Perfect.
Speaker: I have one ex-wife and Sue gets the... Oh, my first. Sue gets the...
Speaker: well good the good fortune of allowing me to be her first sex husband nice or widow she comes to star that she becomes a widow that'll be more likely i hope it's that instead of the other fucking thing you motherfucker i will beat the shit out of yeah it will be that because i'll beat the shit out of you if you ever try to fucking leave sue you bitch Sorry. Easy, killer. i i
Speaker: susan good here you i know. No, I saw it like during that whole thing, like seeing Y'all's dynamic, especially like in person.
Speaker: I loved it. I just wanted to do everything I could do to help y'all. All right, let's get into sitcoms. How about that? to say, what what are we here for tonight, Michael? We're to talk some sitcoms because I loved them growing up. ah Current sitcoms are a little more rough. I have a hard time with most of them.
Speaker: um Two of my, well, three of my picks, I guess, would be considered more modern. But I'm saying the ones that are running right now, I don't particularly care for most of them.
Speaker: The ones I've seen anyway here or not.
Speaker: All right. Well, then, you want to start with the number one? Well, we're not... so Again, it's so hard to just bring it down to a list of four for the... for the Mount Rushmore we'll do later.
Speaker: But so some honorable mentions. Back in the day. fort I love the seconds. Nice. was going say, for anybody, if you don't know what a sitcom is, if you've been living under a rock or in a cave, it's basically...
Speaker: Yeah, situational comedy. Usually they're about a half hour long. Reoccurring characters, you know, animated, live action, whatever. So, yes. I know Brace said something about The Office. Yes, technically that terrible show is just a sitcom.
Speaker: It is. Well, it's a mockumentary, which is a type of sitcom. it's Which I love. Sitcoms have off genres. offjas Yes, it's like music where like there's rock, hard rock, metal rock, whatever. It's kind of like that.
Speaker: But I fucking love The Office. Look at the name, y'all. What? She came on social media? Look at that. Or did she open a new account?
Speaker: Is that a new account? but Susan, COVID hybrid. Yeah, let's go, Susan. Yes, the office is my freaking shit, but it's like, it's not even that like it's so good because they have so many different like, what are those things where like people pop in?
Speaker: Cameos? Thank you. Cameos. um So like they had like Endress Elba, like Will Ferrell, Kathy Bates, like all these different people that show up. That means it's a fucking good show, bro.
Speaker: That means it's a good fucking show. Will Ferrell's not even that good. Calm down. Okay, he wasn't that really great in the office either. But still, with those like big types of fucking names, it has to be a good show. also doesn't They just have a big bank account. What the fuck got through office as good?
Speaker: My old job, think I told you guys this. I think i I told you guys this, but like my old job, um like they were really into the office as well.
Speaker: So we would have pretzel day. you don't watch The Office, so whatever. Whatever. Yeah, we would, my old boss's wifey, she would make homemade pretzels and have a picture of Stanley at the front desk when we would first go into work and be like, hey, it's pretzel day And then we would have our Dundies, ah Dundies awards, but we would call it Brighties because it was all bright pressure washing.
Speaker: Yeah, and we would like have our office Dundee award things, just like in the show, because we all like The Office. Very cool.
Speaker: Yeah, I know you don't like it, but... Cool story. Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool. cool I don't give a fuck, but whatever. Fuck you. Glick, you have a deep cut classic favorite?
Speaker: What's that? Do you have a deep cut classic favorite from way back? Deep cut classic favorite from way back. Yeah, man. And you know what? Judge me if you will. I don't give a fuck.
Speaker: But Punky Brewster was my jam back in the day. I love this show, man And then i did I just discovered that they redid it a few years back. And they they rebooted it and brought her back. And I'm like, and it's like her and her daughter. And I'm like, oh, I got to watch this.
Speaker: So, yeah, I love that show. I blame the fact that I had three sisters close in age to me. And and and that but and like I was like, am down. Whatever.
Speaker: That's not a bad choice. I also love that. Three's Company. Three's Company is good. yeah Love that show. And what a weird... It's terrible. what ah In that time where you know the they had are the the weird dynamic of two women living with a guy, but then he had to pretend to be gay because their landlord was like, no, you can't this can't be. And then it's like, oh yeah, it was like late 70s.
Speaker: Whatever. You're like, oh, yeah, you're gay. That's cool because that's that's how life was in the 70s for gay people. It's like, yeah, whatever. You're gay. but yeah That's cool. but it was ah It was a good show.
Speaker: Perfect Stranger. Oh, man. Yeah, that was a good show, too. Don't be ridiculous. Alky was the best. let's How about you, Britt? What's the oldest sitcom you can remember watching in weather?
Speaker: Cheers. Cheers. cheers yes good choice great is one of my favorite because of you know um second ted danston um he's classic sam malone behind the bar but that brings me to the good place which is another sitcom which i know you fucking hate yeah i couldn't get into it tried
Speaker: I've never seen but Well, it had it So there is even a scene in The Good Place where ah Ted Danson is behind the bar, like playing like a bartender. Yeah, like bringing it back. So like, I fucking loved that.
Speaker: And you had the whole fucking thing. So The Good Place is about like philosophy, morals. I know we don't have the person in here to talk about it, but um it's just like, it's about they go to the bad place. He creates like this world, technically they're in hell, but he makes it seem like it's the good place.
Speaker: And she ends up going to a person. four There's four humans that, like, whatever. And they just try to figure out how to be good, basically. And Ted Danson is the demon.
Speaker: Yeah. I did not do a good job at explaining that. Definitely makes me want to run right out and watch that show. but No, it is actually, it is actually like, it's, yeah, whatever, man, dude.
Speaker: No, Wonder Years was great. I feel of Wonder Years. Oh, yeah. I could never get into Seinfeld. I don't like Jerry Seinfeld. I want to punch him in his face.
Speaker: Every mean time I see him kind come up on the TV, I want to punch him in his stupid face. Yeah, but I feel like his nose is going to break my hand. I'm going punch him right his stupid face. Jason Alexander I like. Kramer I liked it until it came out that he was a giant racist. What about friends? And what's her name? Juliette Lewis?
Speaker: I fucking love her in everything. Julia Louis-Dreyfus. I fucking love her in everything. i even liked her in Seinfeld. I just couldn't watch that show. but She's great in everything except for what was the show I just watched that I wanted to?
Speaker: I was like, what a cunt. Oh, no, she was in the fucking The New Avengers with Thunderbolts. I was like, what a giant cunt.
Speaker: But ah no, another old one that I remember watching with my with my mom and my grandma was Mama's Family. Oh, my gosh. I love that show.
Speaker: i you know it If it's the rare occasion that I'm watching one of the old-timer, like I'm um um on regular cable, and one of the old-timer channels pops up and I see it, I'm putting it on. smell My dad was like, he was a ah single father.
Speaker: i have insomnia. I would have like the door cracked, and I'd share the rim with my brother. I'd peek through the door. He'd be like watching Home Improvement. how about that yeah or like friends or something like that yeah i was just watching that the other day i've seen it on peacock or something i was like i'm gonna watch a couple episodes while i'm on my lunch break at work it doesn't hold up like you'd hope and i don't know it doesnt they really yeah it does it it definitely doesn't hold up um
Speaker: Unfortunate. No. Because I remember loving that show back a little bit. Simon, you fucking would, you weirdo. ah Do you remember Greatest American Hero? Yes. Yes.
Speaker: Really? You remember that? Mm-hmm. No shit. I thought you'd be too young for that one. so I want to say i was in fifth grade when that was out. and It only lasted like two seasons. Or like, well, M.A.S.H., I guess.
Speaker: What about that? That's not really a sitcom, but ah just and my dad watched a lot of MASH. Yeah, Shaman, that's exactly what it is to do with the red outfit.
Speaker: That's why God, um... likes himself a man in a red outfit. he likes himself a man in a red outfit
Speaker: one Do you see what color you're wearing right now, Michael? Different strokes. Red outfit. Whoop. I dress head to toe in red like today, for instance. make Red shirt.
Speaker: Shaman, calm down. He's married. She said, I may as well have a little sticker on my shirt that says, you know, hi, I'm so-and-so. It's just my day out from the institution.
Speaker: but Also, I didn't get my fucking t-shirt, you bitch. Sorry. thank agree It's okay. You had a lot to worry about.
Speaker: No hard feelings. I would hope not.
Speaker: Yeah, I never got into MASH, though. just couldn't I don't know. Jamie Farr was so aggravating. And Alan Alda, he's my Seinfeld for you. i just Every time I see him, i want to him in the face.
Speaker: I kind of agree with you about Alan Alda.
Speaker: It's just... wasn't a good show. I agree with you with Matt. It wasn't a good show mean, I guess back at the time. I didn't understand how it was considered a comedy.
Speaker: Yeah, there were funny moments here. Yeah, yeah. I get you there. I feel that. It's the Korean War. What's funny about people in a MASH unit, like mobile hospital, every time they show one of the soldiers, they got a patch on their eye or they're all gimped up. with the For sure. it's probably okay He just sucks so bad. I hated him.
Speaker: I do really care. I did have one character on the show. I'm only bringing up because it is factual. I don't say I agree with it. I definitely do not. But it was weird. ah There was one black dude on the show for a couple seasons.
Speaker: Do you know what his character's name was? No, I do not. I don't believe. I'm not making it up. Google it to prove it. Toby. The character's name was Squeer Chucker Jones.
Speaker: You didn't have a real first name. His Christian birth name was not ever, ever said any in in the show ever once. Welcome to 70s television, ladies and gentlemen. Have you ever watched All in the Family? Racism was awesome in the 70s.
Speaker: I thought that was so weird. No, Blake, what you said, dude. Yeah, it is worse, Shaman. It is worse. And that is true. Google it. I'm lying, I'm dying. Hmm. Uh.
Speaker: all in the family talking to talk about the you know the porch monkeys and all that stuff next door and that's where the jefferson started the jefferson an infinitely better show than all in the family in my opinion uh came from all in the family was a spin-off show
Speaker: yeah that show was that show was blatantly didn't even try to hide the racism and all in the family and nobody was off limits Asians, black people that dude was I mean that's the most shows like every white middle aged dude in middle class America my dad's very into history so I've learned a lot about shit what's up technician Chris Technician in the building. What up, dude?
Speaker: Gilligan's Island. It doesn't give a shit about you guys. Just back off. Let me let me run my thing. Gilligan's Island back in the day was the shit. Ginger or Marianne?
Speaker: Marianne all day, every day. Okay, okay. Something i want to talk about with, about the cheers thing.
Speaker: When Diane changed
Speaker: Diane, like, she was the most annoying part of fucking... I don't know how much you guys watched of Cheers. I was pretty much into it. Me too. Diane Chambers, and he's in the Red Sox, and then lived in Boston.
Speaker: How do you feel about that, Glick? yeah It was a terrible fucking show. the greatest The greatest thing that ever happened to that show andt was when Woody Harrelson joined the cast. He wasn't there any years.
Speaker: A goddamn national treasure, the great Woody Harrelson, can do no wrong. All right. We're not talking about... No, he came in like season two. Season... Yeah, Sue said he wasn't there in the beginning. He replaced Coach when Coach died.
Speaker: Yeah. What the fuck talking about Westerns for? Woody Harrelson was in Cheers, jackass. He was. I know he was. No, I actually... No, I don't... I like Cheers. I don hate Philadelphia, but I always... I'm just saying... love always Sonny and Philly.
Speaker: I love that show. Oh, jeez, here's another one. That's good. People say that I remind them of Dee. No.
Speaker: but Just no. It's like a partially of like a part of me and then i don't know. There's whatever. I don't want to talk about it because I feel weird. i love that fucking show. You're like a female version of Charlie.
Speaker: That show got second season was Danny DeVito. Yeah. um you forcos that's not my own fucking never mind i'm not even go tell you um
Speaker: that show got a second season was jeny devito yeah They did not want to bring him in. They're yeah, i don't know if he'll fit with the cast. And they said, well, you either say yes and he comes in or you say no and your show's over.
Speaker: And he became such an icon. I mean, whoa. I love dirtbag Danny DeVito. He's my favorite Danny DeVito. Dude, he's so good. He's probably my favorite part of that whole show, to be honest. The entire cast is great. Yeah, I like Dennis.
Speaker: yeah i like dennis Dennis Mack. Love that shit. marry bad the The entire cast is great. And they and they play their characters so damn well.
Speaker: They like meld together like so good. It's kind of like us. You know what I mean? you know don't make it weird. Alright, Shaman says, Charles in Charge.
Speaker: Who's the boss? Charles in Charge or Who's the Boss? Which was the better show? Fucking Who's the Boss was way better.
Speaker: What up, Jedi? Hey.
Speaker: Hey, guys. Brittany's in her own ADH drug-filled world tonight. Brittany, Charles in Charge or Who's the Boss? Which is the better show?
Speaker: Wait, huh? Charles in Charge. and fair i That one.
Speaker: It is who's the boss. That's the correct answer. Thank you. That's what I chose. Who's the boss? It answers the question of who's the boss.
Speaker: is sha fucking but i'm like trying to really I'm trying to listen to what's going on want him to we just watched something recently that had tony danza and it
Speaker: like okay Tony Danza. It was... We were...
Speaker: wasn't... It was Sue and I, I think.
Speaker: Hell, I don't remember. But he came in and he was his old self. He wasn't trying to stay young or anything like Scott Baio does, which is creepy and weird. yeah He's aging gracefully and he looked damn good doing it.
Speaker: He was still hot on the screen. It was great. He was still happy. What were we talking about? I remember that conversation. Slide us up into the 80s now. Where are you at in the 80s?
Speaker: I'm all over ah growing pains. and good one What's the other one? there mike Michael P. Keaton.
Speaker: Sidu Busitt.
Speaker: What the fuck? um Fuck. Family Ties. Yeah, Family Ties. Oh, Family Ties was a good one. Love those shows.
Speaker: Thank you, Shaman. I edged you out by just seconds.
Speaker: Never was a fan of the home improvement that was late 80s into the 90s uh it was uh i've never watched a single episode of a whole episode anyway of um what was the one uh uh shit with urkel family matters oh yeah family matters i did like that one oh what about french prince or fresh prince of bel-air that was well said watch that shit every fucking morning. Every fucking morning I watch that shit. um
Speaker: What about cartoon ones? Let's go. but about What about Married with Children? Oh, well, eh. That one was a little iffy.
Speaker: I love that show, man. i love Married with Children. Ed O'Neill was great. Saved by the Bell was my jam. Saved by the Bell, yeah. That was my jam. So you really didn't like... What? It's called Zack Morris' Trash.
Speaker: Yes, I know. It's fucking hilarious. It's fucking hilarious. He was such a dick. I call him out. in that Like the Angry Beavers. ah Dude, what about Night Court from the 80s? We're talking about 80s. What about Night Court? And they just rebooted it. That's not what I forgot about.
Speaker: and loved i love the original. then The reboot, not so good. I'm sure it's garbage. No.
Speaker: I love that. I love it. I love it. Yeah, no. I'm sticking with the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. That was my shit. And being... Well, we're talking about the 80s. That's the 90s.
Speaker: The 80s favorite alien. He's going eat your cat. Wow. Ow. Ow. I forgot about that.
Speaker: I can't just die. You're going to bring that shit on me? It was like six months ago. Get over it. Jesus. It was this two weeks ago. Okay, cool.
Speaker: Anyways, what about, I used to watch The Twilight Zone. That's not a sitcom, but. That's not a sitcom. it was It's old. You guys are old. It was a movie, not a sitcom.
Speaker: I'm trying to hang, man. i Yeah, I believe they did. and know after the movie I think so, but I never watched it, so I can't. like a couple A couple shows I really enjoyed that were on...
Speaker: Because growing up in the 80s and 90s and stuff, Nickelodeon kind of came around. But they had a couple really good shows. ah They had a lot of really good shows. But Hey Dude but the with the camp and the adventures of Pete and Pete.
Speaker: Are you talking about the Hey Dude guys that like do the That's Dude Perfect. That's Dude Perfect. Or the Hey Dudes are shoes. They're shoes.
Speaker: Hey Dudes are shoes, but the...
Speaker: shut up michael hey i'm trying to come in here prepared oh 80s 90s sitcom i'm not going to mention this is on my mount rush marker later okay so disenchantment have you ever got i have it's a cartoon have you guys seen that before the alcoholic chick i did not hate it uh i watched several uh i think i watched the entire series yeah it's pretty good my cousin showed it to me and he was like this kind of reminds me of you man i was like fuck when i started watching it i was like shit i need to change my life a little bit i guess yeah shaman and jenny you guys know what i'm talking about the movie was about glick shaman shut up jedi harry and henderson's
Speaker: so The Dukes of Hazzard, man. That was a sitcom. I mean, though? Yeah. It was more dramedy because they always had whatever scrape that had to get out of.
Speaker: But they made it fun. What show was it? Duke Boys, man. Duke Boys. i mean, the real Duke of Hazzard before Vegas and Boy.
Speaker: Yeah, but Duke of Hazzard, Knight Rider, I don't really know that that falls into the sitcom because those were like, writer they were like hour-long shows. they were They were like, they weren't sitcom-y, were they?
Speaker: Sitcoms are generally a half hour. It can be an hour long and still be a sitcom. Modern Family, I think, does it. Now farts. to Those are shows. I could be wrong. Ooh. What We Do in the Shadows, one of my favorites. my god, no shit. I love that. What up, Tarantula?
Speaker: Do you? Do you fucking love that show? do. Oh, I fucking love it. thanks What We Do in the Shadows is its masterpiece.
Speaker: Colin Robinson. Who's your favorite character? Go. Yes, the energy vampire. the vampire robinson they're all vampires you dipshit i was introduced with yeah he was what's his face custodian or whatever um for dwight hell yeah that show is like one of my go-to's faux show hey angel you doing But no, ah what we do in the shadows is probably one of my motherfucking tops.
Speaker: Nandor. He's such an idiot. I fucking love it. Creepy paper. Creepy paper. I say that all the fucking time.
Speaker: Creepy paper. Do you remember wings?
Speaker: Do what? Wings. Do you remember wings? Hell yeah. ah That's where they were like the little teeny tiny airport like in the middle of bumfuck New Mexico, not New Mexico, but like fucking Idaho or some shit. There were a little island outside of Boston. Boston. Yeah.
Speaker: That was a good one. You got me on that one. like twins you got me on that one could be a bit ba but I'm sorry. heart I love the Bob Newhart show.
Speaker: Hi. I'm what is this? Hi. I'm shit. What was his name? I'm so and so. This is my brother, Daryl. This is other brother, Daryl. but I thought his name was Daryl.
Speaker: My name's Daryl. And this is my brother, Daryl. My other brother, Daryl. No, his name was something else.
Speaker: For sure.
Speaker: Let's see. Frasier. The character Frasier. liked Frasier. I don't really like it either. yeah like I liked the cast. I liked the show. Maybe it was just because I've always been obsessed with radio.
Speaker: And and that he was a radio talk show host. But I liked the character of Frasier. He's uptight, but he also you know can let loose here once while.
Speaker: Keltzer Grammer is the only actor who has won a Grammy for three different series playing the same character.
Speaker: m I said Grammy. I meant Emmy. Emmy. emy Emmy. Cheers for Frasier Crane. Get right, bitch. He won an Emmy for Frasier for Frasier Crane. And he was in one episode only.
Speaker: of Wings.
Speaker: He was leaving Boston to go to where he was moving to and he got stuck at the airport at Wings. he nice that That episode won an Emmy. He's the only actor for the same character of three different shows got Emmys.
Speaker: Here's a fun little trivia question for you for the Frasier. On the Frasier show, what character got the most male, fan male?
Speaker: The dog. yeah
Speaker: I would not be surprised. You got a guess, Britt? No, I don't fucking know because I didn't watch that show enough. That's the most fan mail. Yes. I believe it. I believe it. Because, you know, dogs can read and shit.
Speaker: Oh, yeah. They can read and shit.
Speaker: So, let's start Mount Rushmore. like god Are we doing two? One animation, one live action? let's do Yeah, we'll do two Mount Rushmore's.
Speaker: One for live action. We'll start with that one. And one for animation. Remember, you get four on your on your Mount Rushmore and you get one honorable mention. I'll start with my honorable mention.
Speaker: The office. The American office. I did not care for the British office all that much. It was not what I... well We do everything better. That's why we own the Brits.
Speaker: Bitches. so You don't own me, motherfucker. That's you, Slork. Turn your ass so quick. I love the show, but it just fell off at the end.
Speaker: so wait. so wait they brought in Robert California was the only one but i actually really like Yeah, okay. didn't hate Gabe. Sweet.
Speaker: fucking Is this Mount Rushmore the one that you hate? started with my honorable mention. That's what you... Oh, we're going go roundtable honorable mention?
Speaker: um well yeah oil out o no well know Honorable mention will probably have to go to...
Speaker: Geez, I wasn't prepared for this. We even talked about this. I know. I think I have my four. You've got to have at least one out of those shows.
Speaker: i think I think my honorable mention will go to the original, Roseanne. I love that show growing up. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. Roseanne's good. dan was like Dan was like the ultimate dad. like That was the dad that I wanted to grow up and be when I had kids. And I think I've done a pretty good job of being a dad like Dan.
Speaker: I'll give you that. I'll give you the honor that. Definitely a good dad to look up to. o he's know like it was really it was It was real, man. i mean like As I got older, now that I'm an adult and I'm of that age, that was like real life.
Speaker: you know like Rewatching it, yeah, it seems like it's totally legit.
Speaker: So wait, honorable mentions are supposed to be shows that you like? You don't like The Office. I don't sadden like that. He does. I don't. Honorable mention means doesn't make your Mount Rushmore, but it's still high up in regard for you.
Speaker: God damn, Robert. Jesus fucking... okay he's ah He's obsessed with you. It is what it is.
Speaker: Anyways... Give us an honorable mention. You stole mine, you bitch. That's your honorable mention? You know The Office is my most favorite motherfucking show ever. It's not an honorable mention.
Speaker: Listen. can can you Can you explain to her what an honorable mention is? Honorable doesn't mean you're top four.
Speaker: So are they good or not? Okay, Brooklyn Nine-Nine. That's a good one. I love that show, and I'm a huge Andy Samberg fan. I like Andy Samberg, but I can't get into that show.
Speaker: I'm the complete opposite you, man. I really did. i thought it was a good ensemble cast. However, the chick that was in that... um Rosa. Maybe Rosa. she's in the new twist She's in Twisted Metal, and she's made but a badass one. Yeah, fuck yeah.
Speaker: She's amazing in Twisted Metal. I fucking love her. The thing's never meant. So Brooklyn Nine-Nine. Good the Yes. All right. My third show going on, Mount Rushmore.
Speaker: Third Rock from the Sun. Nice. Okay. Okay. Jane Curtin. ah jane curton Joseph Gordon-Levitt.
Speaker: which Yeah. It's a fantastic cast. I love the cast. I love the situations that were put in. One of my favorite all-time sitcom lines ever.
Speaker: It was a Halloween episode. absolutely James says to John Lithgow, oh, you're a pirate. Where are your buccaneers? They said, under my buccan hat.
Speaker: um I love that. That was a great line. Great scene. Loved it. Loved it. Loved it. Shatner made a cameo as the leader from their planet.
Speaker: That was great. That's a giant head. Shatner, that made perfect sense because he was known as an egotistical dick. Loved it. Glick. First one on your mountaintop. Are these in any particular order or just the four that go up there? Okay. First one is going to go up there.
Speaker: First that's going to go up there for me is 100% Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. Fucking love that show. Great cast. Great characters. Uncle Phil, again, much like Dan, I looked up to him as a kid.
Speaker: i didn't have a I didn't have a really good father figure in my life. So TV. I'm just joking. I mean, I'm not joking. But no but yeah, Uncle Phil was awesome. will at Will and Carlton were one of my favorite duos on there, the way that they...
Speaker: It's classic. um And just all the random silly shit, like DJ Jazzy Jeff and you know Uncle Phil tossing his ass. I love Fresh Prince Bel-Air, man. It was a good, nice combination of serious emotional stuff, and you had all the great comedy. and Say what you want to say about Will Smith. I think he's a phenomenal actor.
Speaker: In my opinion, ah can't really, right off the top of my head, think of a bad Will Smith movie or and Not that he did a lot of television, but I can't think of it a bad role Will Smith's ever done.
Speaker: I have to say didn't see but I'm willing to bet Bad Boys 3 was not up. You shut your fucking whore mouth. Every Bad Boy movie was fucking great.
Speaker: and I did like that. Every single Bad Boys movie was great. You shut your slut face mouth.
Speaker: That doesn't hurt my feelings at all. and not Not only that, but in the last one, man, my man Reggie, where they show him coming to pick up Will's daughter, or not Will, fucking Martin Lawrence's daughter in the first one. they Man, we see Reggie cook.
Speaker: Man, Reggie whoops some ass in that movie in the last one. right Brittany, your first Mount Rushmore pick, live action comedy.
Speaker: Live action sitcom. um Let's go How I Met Your Mother. thanks
Speaker: Or that's, I mean, i don't know. It's like, it's all right. You chose mine. youre not rush no it's it's it' yours. i love I love that show. I'm with you. The office is like my go-to.
Speaker: Really. You still put the office on your Mount Rushmore. The office is on my motherfucking Mount Rushmore. That's my shoe. Okay, well, you get three other choices. So just hang hang tight here, motherfucker. Okay.
Speaker: You could have whatever if Mike or I have one. You can put it on yours, too. These are your personal favorites. Right. Okay. Okay. Well, then, yeah. The Office is... Except for Ted.
Speaker: Ted, the main character, was the fucking absolute worst. Ted was a... Yeah, he was a... But, I mean, that's that's by design. But, man, Barney was the man. barney Barney is my all-time... Barney's a goddamn man.
Speaker: I love that they made the womanizing super hetero guy the gay The one gay person on the cast played. I just like Jason Segel mostly. Yeah, Jason Segel was good. He's my favorite part because I love I Love You Man is one of my favorite movies. So like Jason Segel, he's one of my favorites.
Speaker: That's why. yeah So How I Met Your Mother. I think that's the song. guess. For me, it was A War of Attrition. I wanted to just quit watching it, but I was dying to see who we ended up with. Yeah, exactly.
Speaker: they ever say? Because I think I still quit watching Yeah, they do. They end up saying it. But I don't say it here. Did you watch follow-up show? Spoiler alert after how many years?
Speaker: What? Did you watch the follow-up show, How I Met Your Father? No. I could care less. I started it but it it was, like, too cheesy for me. so i was like, meh. Huh.
Speaker: i don't know. It's just like these new shows, just these new sitcoms are just like... You don't have to pick new. yeah My second one on that Rushmore.
Speaker: Sitcoms.
Speaker: Arrested Development. Fucking Bateman. not in someba man shit The whole fucking the whole cast was good. yeah
Speaker: Nobody in that cast I can think of that sucks. Michael Cera is the weakest link and he was really great. eu like Michael Cera is like my favorite out of all of them. honest Interesting.
Speaker: See, that's what I'm saying. Different strikes for different folks. But also I didn't even really watch the show that well, but it's just like the Canadian thing. And I have a friend that's from Canada.
Speaker: You know what I mean? um
Speaker: So like I made that connection. That's the only reason why. I don't know that much about that show. It was Canadian? Yeah. I did not know that. Well, now you do.
Speaker: Arrested Development. Fucking amazing show. ah The Netflix re-spin wasn't great, but I loved seeing... I have a re-spin?
Speaker: Well, it got cancelled after three seasons. on And then Netflix bought the rights. And they made two maybe three more seasons the first season not not spectacular oh man big bang theory that's that's a good that was the one i was trying to think of i was like what is the name not a offensive coco not ah sitcom
Speaker: there's two for me what you got go ahead lost futurama i guess um
Speaker: Glick, you're next. Yeah, I was just just waiting for the outburst that was about to happen as I started to talk. What up, Cool Whip?
Speaker: Cool Whip. um We talked about it earlier, man, and I love the show. Ed O'Neill's great. He's great in everything he does. Fucking married with children.
Speaker: What's up, Kelly? Love that show. that's What's going on, Christina Applegate? Actually, what's going on, Katie Segal? How are you doing? You're still looking good. a i remember watching that show thinking to myself, what is Al's problem that Peg wants to bang constantly? and he just I didn't know, right? It's like, it's not like she's a piece of shit. I mean, she was a pretty good looking trim piece back then.
Speaker: Yeah, we're talking Cool Whip, we're talking sitcoms, and right now we're throwing out our our Mount Rushmore of sitcoms, it shows that we and we liked. Marcy Darcy. Marcy Darcy. Talk about somebody you want to stuff in a trash can.
Speaker: She was the worst. Bitch, don't even start.
Speaker: By the way, everybody, if you need to know, he never ended up putting me in a fucking trash can. It's because I was watching football. I had more important things to do. You saw that picture, Michael, that I sent you?
Speaker: You're just sitting there watching football at the fucking wedding. Ah, you have a bone to pick, huh? Cool whip. Not sure which one it is. Maybe it'll let us know. Brittany. Yeah, maybe.
Speaker: don't know. What's your choice? What's your choice?
Speaker: It has to be the motherfucking office. I am such a motherfucking huge fan. I even have, you know, the the the sign on the bathroom sign.
Speaker: ahha that i have that signed by Rainn Wilson and a picture of him signing it and a certificate of authentic... hait of him signing it.
Speaker: Yeah. I'm that big of a fucking office fan. so I have never seen Inbetweeners, nor do I know what it is, but I'm sorry we we ruined your show.
Speaker: Inbetweeners was okay. I will say another show that I can think of right off the my head that we ruined, that you guys did a great job of, mainly because your guys' is rules on TV are a lot different than ours.
Speaker: And there's a show that I love and i and I discovered it on sci-fi years ago called Being Human. And it's about a vampire, a werewolf, and a ghost that all live together. Well, it was originally it was originally a BBC show and I discovered that and I went,
Speaker: This is so much better. So much better. for For a few reasons. Yeah, I've seen both versions. British version way, way better. Better written, better acted.
Speaker: The American version sucked. Yeah. so What? Who's your favorite office character, Britt? um Okay, well, also, when I was engaged, we got cats, and I named my cats Dwight, Angela, Pam, and Urbosa.
Speaker: Urbosa's from Zelda, which is also nerdy as fuck. But, yeah, ah fuck, that's hard. ah Michael Scott, Michael Scott, or Dwight, or Jim. see my favorite.
Speaker: Yeah, Michael Scott. I want to hang out with him, for real. like not Not like, what's his name? Steve Carell? I want to hang out with Michael Scott.
Speaker: but You know what I mean?
Speaker: No, I'd say it'd be Michael Scott, Dwight, and Jim, for sure. ah fucking love Dwight. Dwight is my, yeah, he's the best.
Speaker: That's why i named one of my cats after him. right. i Third on my list of
Speaker: Let's go with a modern family.
Speaker: That's okay. I get a little annoyed with it. It's got a good dynamic. I like how they send her on so many different characters. Uh, And they're all solid characters. They all have their own stuff.
Speaker: Sophia. Dwight was played by Rainn Wilson. Rainn Wilson, yes. that's That's what the signature is on my so sign, too.
Speaker: Rainn Wilson. He also has a different show where he like travels around the world and like does like explorative shit. Anyways, that's where I'll end that.
Speaker: cool love Every episode has a good... juvenna saran I don't think I've ever seen Black-ish. In fact, I know I haven't.
Speaker: That's Jeeves! What's going on, Jeeves? Motherfuck, that was loud. What about Black-ish? Black-ish is a good show. It's funny. It's got a but this is dave ju Anthony Edwards oh I mean, I watch Blackfish.
Speaker: Part of it. I know who you're talking about. That's not his name. andy Hashtag Michael Scott. But I know who you're talking about. He was one of the sons in Me, Myself, and Irene.
Speaker: He's half of Key and Peele, too, isn't he? No, no, no, no, no. I do like Key and Peele. Man, that was a bad one. I'm going to. Oh, Anthony Anderson. Sorry. Anthony Anderson. Yeah.
Speaker: Yeah, i love him a lot. And every role I think I've ever seen him in, I absolutely love that guy. No, he's great in everything. fucking down he's he's He's great in everything. Thank you, Shaman.
Speaker: He did a bunch of movies with with, or he did two or three movies with Jet Li and DMX. Like, I think he was in Romeo Must Die and Cradle to the Grave.
Speaker: And I think there was another one. when DMX and Jet Li were doing movies together and shit. exit was That was Steven Seagal and DMX.
Speaker: DMX gonna give it to you. don give it to you was bluemin egg comment material That was more of a football. Oh, yeah. a Great pick. Who said Blue Mountain State? Tarantula. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Tarantula. That's a great one.
Speaker: That's where we got introduced to Alan Richardson.
Speaker: Who's the big meathead? you Have you seen Reacher? The Reacher Prime show? Yeah, he's in Blue Mountain State. He's like this big meathead, juiced up fucking linebacker.
Speaker: And he's great. And he's a fucking party animal. He's fucking great. He's like a giant version of Tweeter from Varsity Blues. Gotcha.
Speaker: is a it is It is a comedy Modern Family was my third pick. Glick, what's yours? I am going to have to go... What do I got? Married with Children? done forgot them already.
Speaker: I can't believe you didn't write this shit down. Why would I write it down? I know what I want. um Do you, though? um good um and One of my all-time favorite television shows, and I just got done re-watching the entire season, or the entire series,
Speaker: for like the 10th time, fucking scrubs. I don't care. was going to bring that up. Love it or hate it, that's one of my favorite shows of all time. I'm with you on that.
Speaker: I don't have it. I liked the show a lot. I did. That's another one where the main character is just, I can't stand that guy. looks Yeah, but for that graph.
Speaker: But Dr. Cox was the ultimate Dr. Cox is great. and and and and and And Bob Kelso, who has two thumbs and don't give a damn.
Speaker: This guy. guy no i want to meet I want to meet Dr. Cox and have him give me one of those legendary Dr. Cox verbal beatdown. yeah yeah You met Dr. Cox last weekend. yeah johnnna dodger car john i love that guy.
Speaker: Yeah, he's he's another one of those guys. He's not a fucking doctor either, you fuck. He plays one on TV, which is more than what you do, you fuck.
Speaker: My last name is still actually Cox, too. And you're still actually a fuck. So, what are we doing here? Pointing out the obvious?
Speaker: Yes, I guess. What's your third choice?
Speaker: ah Fuck, I just had it.
Speaker: Oh, ah Parks and Recreation. Parks and Rec. Great choice. Great choice. Yeah, I love me some Amy Poehler. And it has what's face from what's this thing? One of the all-time great characters. Oh, dude. great characters Oh, for fucking sure. Chris Pratt. Oh, Nick Offerman. Yes.
Speaker: Also, yeah, Nick Offerman is 100%. one hundred percent My favorite part. And he's like so good with woodworking.
Speaker: i' just like, he's just inspirational, man. Like, he's just inspirational. I love me. So fucking Nick Offerman, Ron Swanson, Breakfast.
Speaker: And if we know one thing about Britney, she loves handling wood. i knew you were going to fucking say that. Yeah. uh aubry plaza also just fantastic aubry plaza oh i could hang out with her and just be mean to just like follow glick around and just like fucking pick at him with aubry plaza and just be like bitches ta with my daughter it'd be like spending the day with aubry plaza's character from that show dude
Speaker: I hung out with your daughter for a little bit. It was pretty dope. Yeah, she's bad. Dude, your daughter is very, and I mean this in all, and and very complimentary, not to be rude, your daughter is freaking very pretty, man. How the hell did that happen? Yeah, what the fuck?
Speaker: My son. She is a gorgeous girl and she definitely has a background. She's gorgeous and I enjoyed hanging out with her before you fucking showed up to the down under whatever the fuck underground shit.
Speaker: She was fun. I liked her. She's great. Fucking fantastic. Both my children. And then your son's girlfriend. I can't remember her name. of Doesn't matter.
Speaker: But she was cool also. Kelsey. Yeah. yeah But anyways, yeah, Aubrey Plaza, i could see that coming from your daughter slightly. I feel that a little bit.
Speaker: here's here's ah Here's a real life quote that'll sell it for you. One of my exes was hacking coffin in the car. My daughter said, oh my God, are you dying? She said, I might be. My daughter's response to that was, die quieter.
Speaker: and That's type of shit right there. Hell yeah. I laughed. That my girl. Hell yeah. Die quieter.
Speaker: Die quieter. All right. My last pick. Okay. yeah Some of these other picks. Man, I don't know if I should even go with this one, but I love the show.
Speaker: and I'm going to stick with it. 30 Rock.
Speaker: Okay. so You got Tina Fey there. 30 Rock. Alec Baldwin. A terrible human being. Fucking hilarious on that show. i And then Tina Fey, I love her, but I just don't know. I didn't really like her that much on that show.
Speaker: yeah I don't know. i and why we Big Steve. What up, boo?
Speaker: What up, Steve? What's going on with you, man?
Speaker: Dirty Rock was okay. says It wasn't i wasn't... It's one of those ones that if it's on, I'll throw it on in the background. I
Speaker: and i' only make out out i don't know what it is about it. i just There's so much happening in every episode, and that's what I like about it. Plus, it's kind of a behind-the-scenes look at what it was like to work on Saturday Night Live.
Speaker: That's exactly where the show came from. Yeah, true. Well, because all of them were on Saturday Night Live. Most of them. That's why like all of these like sitcoms like kind of connect.
Speaker: And there's a lot of these actors that are in the same sitcoms. It's because they've been on same show. I'm just throwing my fucking arms around. I might as well just do this.
Speaker: That does happen a lot. And I was never understood that. I said, okay, you were all on a show together that got canceled. bri Repackage it. Rename it. And then wait until that gets canceled and then do it a third time then that gets canceled. I don't know.
Speaker: so Some people are great together for certain people, but the general viewing audience just don't get into it. I don't get that. It just depends on the story. i don't know one of the all-time sitcoms ever, Arrested Development, and it got killed after three seasons. and Nobody would watch it. It was the best fucking show on television and nobody would watch it well also there was this there's this like stigma of like oh so many people watch this show it's so good so i'm not gonna watch it because it's you know yeah i'm too cool to watch it because of that everybody else thinks it's great it's probably not that great yeah right so yeah it's like stranger things which isn't like a sitcom
Speaker: Obviously. but it's like i went so long without watching it because I was like, ah everybody's watching it. It's probably fucking lame. But then you go to watch it and then you're like, oh shit, actually pretty good.
Speaker: and yeah I feel like Arrested Development is one of those types of shows for sure. So again, my recap, I got a Arrested Development, Modern Family, 30 Rock, The Third Rock from the Sun.
Speaker: That's my Mount Rushmore. And if I would happen to maybe remember one other show I didn't think of today, i could change. Another an old one we never talked about, ah Facts of Life. I love that show.
Speaker: Oh, yeah. There you go. All right, Glick, what's your fourth choice, sir? Last one is going to be Eastbound and Down with Danny McBride.
Speaker: fucking love it. Danny McBride kills me. He's one of those guys that just kills me in everything he does. But that role in that goddamn show was great.
Speaker: My only problem with Danny McBride is being the same person over and over and over. And that's what I love. That's what I love. Just.
Speaker: Oh, OK. He was different in. Shit. Was it forgetting? No, not forgetting to tear Marshall off the breakup kid, the heartbreak kid, the heartbreak kid.
Speaker: He played a different character there, and I liked that a lot more. And in Alien Covenant, or maybe Alien, yeah, Alien Covenant, I think. He was the second-to-command pilot or whatever.
Speaker: And he wasn't just so, he was quippy, and he was funny, but not just, like the over-the-top vulgarity doesn't do it for me. People swear to me. Yeah, like, he's pounding down. yeah you got there But it's just that attitude, that and that ego, that... I'll give it i'm giving you that. and did and he was t And he was great in and Righteous Gemstones. What I've seen of that show is fucking hilarious.
Speaker: And then him and Walton Goggins did another show or movie, like Principles. Yeah, which... way And I love Walton Goggins. That man can do no wrong.
Speaker: And that goddamn show... by air that every time, just say they make me laugh. and And him in Eastbound and Down, like when he came out to pitch in Mexico and he came out to Real American, the Hulk Hogan theme and had a flag and fireworks there in Mexico and all the Mexican fans were like, what the fuck is happening? He just thought he was a goddamn rock star.
Speaker: So a man's got a jet ski on a lake. Yeah, it's just perfect. I love Eastbound and Down. That was before it just kind it's just, i don't know, the same over, same over, same over, just kind of got war on me.
Speaker: The only reason I liked Vice Principal so much was him and Walton Goggins just had this chemistry, man. Just like the two of them in both of them. There's something about the two of them together that I don't care that Danny McBride's just doing the same old Danny McBride thing, playing opposite of Walter Goggins, Walton Goggins, because he'll do different shit.
Speaker: Like in Vice Principals, he's more like that... that What was his name? Kenny Powers? Yeah. and and And he's about against the Kenny Powers character. I just, for some reason, I like that a lot.
Speaker: Yeah. And in the Righteous Gemstones, he's a dirtbag too, but a a little, ah you know, lightweight compared to the rest of them, the way he does his business and shit. But yeah, that's another great ensemble cast, Righteous Gemstones, dude.
Speaker: The sister, i don't know what it is about her, but she is fucking hilarious every time I see her in something. i i haven't I haven't got to get too far into Righteous Gemstones, but I love it. Again, John Goodman.
Speaker: I don't know what it is about John Goodman, but yeah I like him. He's the best. ah Again, I'm trying to get into Righteous Gemstones. It's fucking hilarious, but every time I start to get into it, something comes up and I can't... Things happen. now Now I've got some free time. I may try to start getting into that. i don't know. Again.
Speaker: But i like I said, the the pairing, like you said, the pairing of Goggins and and and and Danny McBride, it's... It's perfect. It's kind of like, walden you can almost put Walton Goggins with anybody. And he's going to be great because, if you ever watched the series Justified.
Speaker: Him and Timothy Oliphant. know a lot of people don't like him and you don't like Timothy I I fucking love him. Those two and Justified. I'd sit on his face so fast. They were fantastic.
Speaker: they are they were love just yeah i love timothy oliphant i don't give a shit he's a great actor he really is fucking Danny Cordray played by uh that guy we were talking about uh oliphant and goggins and the the guy who produced justified they are fighting their asses off for another another uh because they left The last one was such a huge cliffhanger with Goggins and whatnot.
Speaker: So they they are fighting their asses off to bring it back because they've had so much fun doing it. So fingers crossed. I believe they've already done it. it was on a different It was on a different platform, and it was meant to be a one-time season thing just to close it out.
Speaker: But they're yeah getting it looks like they're going to get another season of that. Yeah, yeah they're they're trying to because they they went from Kentucky to Detroit. It's based off of a book series. around that and the officer that Oliphant plays.
Speaker: And it's there's multiple books in this in the series that are all have different settings and stuff like that. He's in a good place, too. Yeah, I know that. Yeah, and it's like the the judge of like the world or whatever. She's like obsessed with Timothy Oliphant.
Speaker: So it's like they make it like They make him pop up and everything, and he makes a cameo and shit. It's so fucking funny. I love it.
Speaker: So Glick, is it possible for you to recap your list? I had Roseanne as an honorable mention. I'm checking them off. Did I say my fourth? Fresh Prince Bel-Air.
Speaker: Yes. Married with Children. Married with Children.
Speaker: Scrubs, and then my last one was Eastbound and Down. Eastbound and Down. That's a good list. yeah um I love that list. Britt, what's your fourth one on your Mount Rushmore?
Speaker: It doesn't matter! on The only fuck you golden girls. Let's go. Fucking A. Love that show.
Speaker: Hell yeah. What was her name? Betty White's character. Betty...
Speaker: Now you're gonna fuck me up. Maybe I should have chose. Yeah, Sophia was a mom. She was my favorite. Well, and Betty White, but like, God, now you're gonna mess me up.
Speaker: It's okay. Don't worry about it. Empty Nest. I did not love that show. I didn't watch much of it. That's fun. I watched it a lot because of my other grandma. But i I'm just saying, it was funny when I watched it. I just chose something. Golden Girls good. Love that show. Golden Girls was good. Yeah, Golden Girls was good.
Speaker: Don't remember much of it. Haven't watched it recently. But I know RIP Betty White. Let's go. Fun fact. The one who played the mom was the youngest of the cast.
Speaker: Which is wild. Yeah, right? legal And then Betty White, she died 99, 17 days before she was supposed to turn 100, right?
Speaker: right Something like that. was like two weeks before she was supposed to turn 100. Designing women, I think you're thinking of, maybe?
Speaker: Yeah, Delta Burke, Designing Women, for sure. There are been British shows that I like, too, but we don't have to. Animation. We're not going to talk it. We're just going to go right into Mount Rushmore.
Speaker: anybody says Anybody says South Park, they're fired from the network. Fuck you. My first selection is South Park. Suck 10 dicks. Fired.
Speaker: Fucking fired. Social commentary on television. but sure Honorable mention? No, that's my first pick. i I'll do my honorable and mention last this time. I'll do it different.
Speaker: um Just because you said that, I went straight South Park. because yeah they're They're number one on my list. ah Not every episode is a gem. But every season has at least four to five absolute fucking killer episodes.
Speaker: They just again, the social commentary is so on fucking point. ah really They really get a good gauge of what America is. And I like that.
Speaker: OK, cool. Glick, your first choice. Well, honorable mention just because, i mean, let's be honest, it's the king of animation sitcoms as The Simpsons, even though it's i haven't watched it in probably a good 10 years just because it's kind of ran its course. But it was one that I used to love back in the day.
Speaker: That's your honorable mention. That's my honorable mention. Got you. ah Rick, animated sitcom.
Speaker: I'm just going to go with words of heart. Disenchantment. I'll just go with that. yeah Again, I liked it a lot.
Speaker: Only one season. i hope it comes back, but I'm not so sure. There's two seasons, I thought. Hold on. maybe um Maybe the second season I haven't seen yet, then.
Speaker: My second choice on my animated Mount Rushmore I'll just throw it out there right now. I'm going to Tarantula Art, Futurama. Fucking amazing show. Absolute fucking gold.
Speaker: Love it. Love it. Love it. Yeah, I was going to say the same thing. So going to ahead and my first pick on my Mount Rushmore, I'm going have to go with Futurama with you, Michael.
Speaker: Great show. And with Tarantula. Great show. A couple times now. Great fucking show. Rick and Morty. Rick and Morty. Good selection.
Speaker: showered voice For me, I'm going to go with ah this is my third on my Mount Rushmore. Family Guy.
Speaker: Going with your Family Guy.
Speaker: It's a fun show. The writing is lazy, but I don't care. it's It's yeah. make it they it They could do 10 episodes of him fighting that goddamn chicken.
Speaker: And I'm going laugh my ass off every time. I'm going laugh my ass off every fucking time. You give me Peter fighting a chicken and Brian and Stewie doing some dumb shit, and I'm happy. I like the fucking hilarious celebrity cameos they do.
Speaker: Like, they're not real celebrities. James Woods. Ooh, a piece of candy. Ooh, a piece of candy. Ooh, a piece of candy. He was... ah He was one of the main character or he was one of the characters on the show. And then like Adam West was the mayor or some shit like that.
Speaker: Mayor Adam West, that's right. um man man yeah Yeah, the cat thrower. I love that shit. Great weapon. Do you also grow a family guy? Yeah, grow family guy, man.
Speaker: I'm with you there. Great show. Jordan, I need a third choice from you. ah Started watching that Exploding Kittens movie.
Speaker: show, which is kind of good. um Inside job. and Inside job is a good one. I love that one. Yes. Yeah, that's a good one. Inside job is a good one. For sure.
Speaker: Somebody watches a lot of Netflix. ha Whatever, man.
Speaker: got fired. What do you expect? Oh, and Big Mouth is good, too. so disenchantment that one but i'm good big mouth uh whatchamacallit inside job uh i mean is for family is okay i guess that was for family is outstanding That's, I don't you would. Dude, that's like you to the fucking T. That dude is my dad.
Speaker: Yes, for real, for real. Now that I think about it, oh my god, that's crazy. I was talking, oh we're talking about sitcoms, sorry. I'll talk to you about this later.
Speaker: My fourth choice, the Venture Brothers. venture brothers is good yeah awesome show hated that it was over but uh they did a uh movie release they did uh two i think different movies since the show's been canceled which i they're both ah awesome drawn together one Bob's motherfucking burgers, dude.
Speaker: Yeah, the seasons, they weren't musical. Shut the fuck up. Shut the up. Bob's burgers. You both shut the fuck up. I'm going to fucking dropkick you both in the motherfucking face. When they switch to a fucking but social musical format, I lost and and Unfortunately, the animation domination got real fucking sad and got real fucking lazy on Fox.
Speaker: Bob's Burger was a prime example of that. Clench your fist all you want. don't care. it's just ah it's It's a cold, hard truth. Deal with it. and People who like that have like one and a half brain cells that barely work.
Speaker: And? Just saying. That's not bad problem. um and you don't like it doesn't mean it's discounted completely as look we' get to know insult others for what they like it's not so that's my family guy futurama glick what's your honorable mention no you're so that's my fuck so family guy futura glick what' your honorable engine but yourre fullma ah My honorable mention was Simpsons.
Speaker: So I got, what, two more? two more like ah go to go with I'm going to go with King of the Hill. And shout out to them bringing it back. I'm digging it. Always like King of the Hill.
Speaker: That was one I just didn't care for. it That wasn't Mike Judge's. Beavis and Butt-Ev was way better in my opinion. Fuck yeah, dude. I have a Beavis and Butt-Ev sticker.
Speaker: Are we going old school? Ed and Eddie then. Let's go. Whatever animation you want. but days
Speaker: It wasn't a sitcom. I couldn't use Animaniacs. It was more of a variety show. Pinky and the fucking Brain. Pinky and the motherfucking Brain, dude.
Speaker: Love that shit. It was great. Didn't they have their own show? Didn't Pinky and the Brain have their own show? Didn't they get a spinoff show? It was short-lived.
Speaker: Let me check that out. I thought they had a spin-off show.
Speaker: king King of the Hill. in of thebe okay A lot of people loved it. Yeah, Pinky and the Brain had four seasons in 95.
Speaker: I thought they did. it's And it's considered an American sitcom. I'm going to have to find that show because I love those two. It is on... ah You got to buy it on Amazon. $1.99 per episode.
Speaker: Adventure time.
Speaker: That's a good one. Come on, bring your friends. We're going distant land. What was the one that said? Happy Sunshine Friends or something like that?
Speaker: I don't know about that.
Speaker: What about My Little Pony? It's super bloody and it's fucking hilarious. Boondocks. Ooh, what about Metaloclid? That's crazy. Metaloclid. That's another good one.
Speaker: <unk> smoke a bunch of weed, drink a bunch of box wine, and just watch a bunch of Metalocalypse with my friends. Metalocalypse, that was a great one, too. Deathmock, Coors.
Speaker: ha
Speaker: Samurai Jack, there you go. Yeah, it's reminding me of all these friends. One of ten things she shouted out. My honorable mention is Rick and Morty.
Speaker: ah
Speaker: You know, i thought about i thought about swapping out my honorable mention with Beavis and Butthead. And I loved Beavis and Butthead back in the day, but I don't think I would put them on my Mount Rushmore, so to say.
Speaker: It's not something that I watched a lot. of like I would watch it if it was on, but I'm not rushing out to go watch replay or old reruns. so I'm going to go ahead and keep them off my list. ah well my number one My number one pick is going to be American Dad.
Speaker: I fucking love that goddamn show.
Speaker: Stan is an absolute jackass. but it's ah What the hell Patrick Warburton? Voices him.
Speaker: And i love I love that guy and everything he does. He was the tick. And he killed me in the tick.
Speaker: So, yeah. but onensen The neighbor and family guy. Yeah. Joe Swanson. Yeah. joe wantnson yeah
Speaker: He's been in a fuck ton of things. The movie Ted. He is Mark Wahlberg's co-worker who's in the the club. And there is. Oh, man. Another show that I forgot about. and I just started Rules of Engagement.
Speaker: Oh, that's a good one. David was the single friend. You had the engaged couple and the married couple. And Patrick Warburton was the husband. My dad was really into that show.
Speaker: I watched that was a lot. That was a great show. I want to see David Spade's character from that show and Barney from How I Met Your Mother a show together.
Speaker: That would be interesting for sure. That'd be a great show.
Speaker: there's your four. There's your five. You're all we're all done. You got one more for us? Okay. Okay. So I changed it up now that we can think.
Speaker: Bob's Burgers is definitely my honorable mention.
Speaker: Fuck both of y'all. Um...
Speaker: always sort of There's a bunch. there's a There's a fucking Thanksgiving one. There's songs. I love all the fucking songs. There's a Halloween episode of Bob's Burger where they get stuck in a dumpster or some shit that I don't know why, but it just made me laugh way too hard.
Speaker: I'm like, this is so dumb. I'm laughing my ass off.
Speaker: I love me some Bob's Burgers. guess like you struggle like better before it was a fucking musical
Speaker: no i love the ending like when they're like do the closing out shit and they're like have their songs and shit hell yeah i don't like musicals honestly i can tell that's why bob's word is a shut the up michael goal thank you for inviting me to your wedding bitch She's so aggressive.
Speaker: and Okay. So, okay. Bob's Burgers, um Beavis and Butthead. I'm stealing because i used to watch that with my little sister all the time. Mouth.
Speaker: um yeah big big mouth and And said job. i'm just Just so I don't copy y'all's shit. But like Beavis or like Rocko's Modern Life was my shit too. Courage to Cowardly Dog was good.
Speaker: Courage the motherfucking cowardly motherfucking dog. What was that animated show on Netflix? And um and I might say that's where they had all the hormone monsters. That's Big Mouth.
Speaker: Okay, is that Big Mouth? yeah i just I've just got a few episodes here and there and I'm like, this is the most craziest thing I've ever watched on 5. It's hilarious. It's an outstanding cast.
Speaker: Yeah, yeah. yeah They do. um And directors and writers, they, yeah, they it's very perverted. Well, yeah, I mean, it's it's i think it's it's about kids hitting puberty and in the hormones and and all that shit. So, yeah.
Speaker: and That's a little weird. you know but but If I'm taking it a modern way, but if I were to take it like old schooler, I'd say like Doug, Hey Arnold, like Angry Beavers.
Speaker: Who doesn't love an angry beaver? I'm just saying.
Speaker: She has issues if she's angry. You should have a dishonorable mention.
Speaker: A sitcom we did not like. A sitcom we don't like. How about... man. I gotta go with Letterkenny.
Speaker: Fuck off, dude. You just hurt my fucking heart with that one, dude. Letterkenny. I wanted to bring that up, It's too fast paced. It's like nobody talks like that in the real world. That's why I didn't like ah grownups and grownups too.
Speaker: Great cast, but their their lines are so fast on top of each other. It's like they're just... Smoke less.
Speaker: Just kidding. Don't.
Speaker: No, I like Leonard Kennedy. You're allowed to like what you like. Yeah, exactly. I get what you're saying. I wanted to watch that show just to see Kate Trevor in action. His stand-up is fucking brilliant.
Speaker: I have a hard time following along with it as well because they do talk very fast and with their Canadian accents and shit. It's bullshit. Yeah, now I get what you're saying. It takes me right out of it.
Speaker: and yeah now i get what you're saying still at all takes me right out of it I know it's not an animation, but our dishonorable mention can go either way. I'm going to do one for each, I don't think.
Speaker: our show we do So yeah, Letterkenny. Some people love it. I just, not one them. And I really, really, really wanted to like that show because I love Kate Trevor Howard.
Speaker: It is funny. and does it I get what you're saying. It does take like the mental capacity handle it. you got Dishonorable Dismention Animation I know you guys are going to get mad at me but it is It doesn't have to be animation I'm i'm doing one of each because I'm going put them both out there I'm going to do Aquatine Hunger Force Oh my god was fucking terrible and And The Office And The Office
Speaker: No, just kidding, Seinfeld. Calm down. you well You're not even that scary. Now that I know that my forearm is literally bigger than your entire body, you're not that terrible. Not that you were before that, but... Yeah, whatever. disharor yeah yeah absolutely that Right on Seinfeld's stupid big nose.
Speaker: Dishonorable. I like Robert's Hunger Force. I just tried. I wanted to like it. I really did back in the day. Like, I wanted to. i just, I don't know. maybe and Maybe it was because I don't smoke weed or something like that. But I really wanted to. And I had such high hopes and expectations for that show. And I just couldn't.
Speaker: I know you can see the episode. I think it's ah you can find it on um YouTube. Watch the episode called Hand Banana. Hand Banana.
Speaker: and but and you can hate scargo sir um I'm look it up right now so that I can save it to watch later. Oh, Human Resources was also the other one What's your dishonorable dishonorable mention there?
Speaker: ah BoJack Horseman. man. That's good. I don't like it. That's good. That's good, Britt. Yeah, I'm not a fan. Not a fan.
Speaker: go And that stinks because I fucking love that actor. Yeah, i thought it was going to be good, but nah.
Speaker: But did i have to have two? like he didn i have to no you no yeah I just had two on the top of my head But yeah, I saw somebody mention Bojack Horseman, and I'm not a fan of it.
Speaker: And also, like, Archer, i kind of liked, but, like, not really either. when they started doing the weird seasons, some of them were great.
Speaker: Some of them stunk.
Speaker: But that's not a great ensemble cast. It was funny as fuck. Yeah. But again, like the noir, what he was like a gumshoe detective didn't care for that season much.
Speaker: My favorite season was Archer Vice when they were selling coke and shit. And of course, i christian later came back, came on as a character. I love this character.
Speaker: No, Office obviously is my mother number one. Man, another animated show. Shit.
Speaker: I'll knock off Family Guy. I forgot all about it. I'm going to put on my Mount Rushmore. I'm Jack Hammering Family the Guy off. And I'm putting on Frisky Dingo.
Speaker: Frisky fucking Dingo, man.
Speaker: what I don't think I've ever heard of that. What is that? it was yeah i don't know it was on adult swim it was the show that got the uh creator uh archer okay what's it called he got picked up by fox to do archer and there's a lot of the same elements but it's the frisky dingo was so out there.
Speaker: ah Oh, okay. I know what you're talking about. i yeah Yeah, I think I've seen one or two episodes. The great thing about Frisky Dingo is it's only two seasons and the episodes are short. The longest ones, I think, are 13, 14 minutes.
Speaker: That's what I used to love about Robot on decision we're about checking much Chicken. 15 minutes and you could... I mean, I used to love the hell out that goddamn show. Oh,
Speaker: Although it would only be um at like midnight. Skeletor was fucking hilarious. Cobra Commander was fucking hilarious every time. yeah What about those like ah those they were like little action figures to where they'd be like in the toilet and shit like that.
Speaker: What was that called again? Action League. or I don't know that one. It was on Cartoon Network late at night like
Speaker: It was just a bunch of a little like action figures that would go around and shit like that. Drawn together was something awesome. I loved Mr. Hero or whatever his name was.
Speaker: Captain Hero.
Speaker: were like, yeah, he didn't even make it to save the people the elevator. was like, yeah, I might have smoked a joint. I might not up
Speaker: not have. I need to. Spongebob guy with his clum babies. What a weird episode that was. That was a weird... I'm looking it up. God damn it. I want to look up the... Yeah, that was on yeah it was on Comedy Central.
Speaker: I think it was just called Pickles the Dog or Pickles.
Speaker: ah Yeah. It was Lucy, Daughter of the Dog. It was just called Pickles the Dog, I think. Pickles the Dog.
Speaker: Yeah, he was like a That's League Now. evil ah Oh, it was Mr. Pickles was the name of the show. Yeah, Mr. Pickles. Yeah, yeah, I'm talking about Action League Now.
Speaker: Do you remember that? No. Okay, hold on a second. I'll see if I can.
Speaker: I'm looking Action League Now. why ah Now. why I don't ever recall that. It was called ah Moral Oral. That was fucking great.
Speaker: more yeah i'm sure it was i outcome told it was all claymation and then you know at three in the morning all the porn shit came on like are the sex call things like hey call us now on cartoon network that was that was what came on Yeah, after all that shit, like it would turn on like the sexting shit. They'd be like, give us a call now.
Speaker: and
Speaker: i mean, I know what you're talking about. I just didn't realize that that was on Cartoon Network. They were on other channels that I fell asleep watching. Oh, yeah, for sure. For sure. You know what? I would say Celebrity Deathmatch would count.
Speaker: i sit them They're in the same situation every week, just different fighters. Not a sitcom. It is animated. It is comedy. It's not situational comedy simply because it's the same situation every single week.
Speaker: They don't get into different levels. They do because it's different fighters, different storylines, different backstories.
Speaker: I got my ass beat because I woke up. ah My dad woke up to like the sex fucking chat thing on the TV after i'm watching cartoons. I'm like, dude, didn't fucking meet you.
Speaker: Not my fault. Well, he did it. Not me. I was into it, but... You got in trouble because it wasn't on your TV. You got in trouble for calling those numbers and running up your dad's phone bill.
Speaker: That's what you got in trouble for.
Speaker: You're not wrong. No, I'm just kidding. I didn't. Call me now. Maybe it works. ah
Speaker: Sure, blame it on the TV. Sitcoms, man. We did it. We done did that thing.
Speaker: Thanks for joining us, guys. Thanks for being here with me, YouTube. Hey, thank your guys if you could, i mean, don't fuck all y'all. Sorry, my bad.
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Speaker: Why should they do it, Brittany? Because we're fucking awesome.
Speaker: Because nine out of 10. I had a feeling you were going to go to that. And ah we found out at Michael's wedding that that is definitely proof. Nine out of 10 grannies approve.
Speaker: For sure.
Speaker: They were definitely hitting on some people's fo sho.
Speaker: I can't stick around for an after party. i have to get to a store before the close at 10 o'clock. Yeah, no, I have to get up early. After party? It's Wednesday. I got work. yeah well yeah Yeah. I get to go in and say, fuck you bitches. Today's my last day.
Speaker: i'm out this motherfucker. You can always come in to the morning party tomorrow. Tomorrow's Thursday. And am I might drop an inbomb. Ninjas?
Speaker: ninjas
Speaker: No, and I have to work in the morning. I am i am i am behaving myself tonight. I saved my shenanigans for the weekends. Good call. Excuse me, shaman. Fuck off.
Speaker: Which, um
Speaker: this Saturday night, Blaze will be doing the Saturday night show because I have dad duty. My kids have some things going on. and
Speaker: um Dad calls. Duty calls for the end. ah But Friday ah Stoner movie trivia.
Speaker: Where I should be making an appearance to kick this guy's ass beside me like I've been doing all year. It was trivia week. Holy shit, I didn't realize. I think Wally's back.
Speaker: I think Wally's back tomorrow. I don't know. Make sure you guys definitely tune in tomorrow morning for Chronic Contemplations with Blazer Michael. They do their thing Tuesday mornings. What time do you guys kick off? What is that? Like 10? 10 a.m.
Speaker: 10 a.m. ten a There you go. 10 a.m. Your morning shit. um And then Sunday, maybe, hopefully, we'll be back ah doing the football show. Rick, myself, maybe Derek will make an appearance. We will wait and see what happens.
Speaker: And then we start all over again. As of right now, I have no guest on Tuesday, but that don't mean I'm not going to be up. I'm We're going to figure something out for Tuesday. Guests or no guests. Maybe we'll do music. I have somebody for you.
Speaker: I have somebody. I have two fucking bands, motherfucker.
Speaker: Calm down. Calm down. If they want to be on the show, they can reach out to me just as easily as I can reach out to them.
Speaker: Calm down. I've got a list of bands I've got to go through, okay? I'm getting there. I'm working. um Rock Lee is going to be coming back here very soon. Actually, I know Tyler had said he wants to come up and come on.
Speaker: So I might have Tyler on at some point as well. a comedian oh meeting Arlo at the fucking wedding. Also, when I saw him at the bar, and i just stood place. I was like, what the fuck?
Speaker: I did not know he was going to be there. And it was just like... Arliss. Arliss. was going to say, what the fuck's Arlo?
Speaker: Arliss. I call him Arlo for some reason. i' Arliss. Yeah, no seeing him, that was fucking fun as shit. That was cool. Yeah, Arliss is the shit.
Speaker: But anyways. Yep.
Speaker: we calling it? Thanks for hanging out. Any last words, Brittany? Last words. Good night, everybody. Thanks for hanging out. Fuck, it's not a touchscreen. God damn it.
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