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Unnecessary Roughness: Are you ready for some football
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Show Introduction & Countdown
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May I have your attention please? It's time for the final countdown. The show starts now.
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Bye. Bye. Bye.
Football Themes & Predictions
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Back with eagle eyes Defenders fall with every rise Running back just hit the brakes Predictions of explosive shakes Unnecessary rocks miss out NFL's in town no doubt Crazy picks and wild predictions Fuel the fire Football friction Red swiss or piss the air Just pacing in despair.
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Sideline straight with every call. We'll be right back.
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Friction.
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Happy Sunday. Football is back, baby. Let's go. Let's do it.
Sunday Schedule Mishap Discussion
00:02:54
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That means we're back and Rick's back with his loud ass motherfucking TV.
00:02:59
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Dude, that's on volume eight. It's loud. Hold on. She's going to talk to me. ready? What's she going say? Volume seven.
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She sounds like a whore. Is it still really loud?
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It's not bad. we Oh, I'll go down one more. I'm six. Anywho, football is back, babies. Ah, that means we're back. Unnecessary Roughness. You guys know me. I'm Glick.
00:03:28
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That's my boy, Rick. Our lawyer may or may not be joining us, Derek Wayne Douglas, but he will be here from time to time here on Sundays hanging out with us. um Last Sunday, we were going to do the show.
00:03:40
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ah But we got in here a little late into the studio and just said fuck it and started talking about other shit. However, we did get our football picks in. um Oh, God, they scored a touchdown already.
00:03:51
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Talkers are on the board already with a tutty. Nice. B. John, Robinson. um So you we're going to talk all things football. Hopefully you guys got your that your fantasy football lineups all set. Because if not, well, you're basically fucked at this point because the 1 o'clock games have kicked off.
00:04:08
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And hopefully you got your one o'clock bets in. Ooh, stuffed them. But I was going to talk a little college football, but there was really nothing that happened in college football. Nobody, they the biggest game, in my opinion, yesterday was Oklahoma and Michigan.
00:04:25
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And that was a pretty good game. There was something actually that happened in college football yesterday. ah Nobody cares about Ohio State and Alabama and Tennessee scoring 70 plus thousand points. Has nothing to do with that.
00:04:36
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Has nothing to do with that. What's that? The USF, yeah University of South Florida Bulls, for two weeks in a row, have knocked off ranked teams, and they are not
USF Bulls' Rising Success
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ranked.
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And they're huge tests. And in my mind, if they win next Saturday against number five Miami, USF needs to be in the top ten. Agreed, because USF beat...
00:05:00
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Boise State yeahp last week, and then they beat Florida this week, right? Yes, you're right. Seaman Holes beat Bama. Yeah. The USF beat Boise State in, ah I believe that game was in Ireland, if memory serves me correct. That was an overseas game because that was the first game of the whole season.
00:05:18
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So they traveled across the pond to win, and then they came home and beat Florida yesterday, in and I watched that game. That was a fucking game, son.
00:05:30
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Yeah. Yeah, I mean, like as far as marquee matchups, I think Ohio is or Michigan and and Oklahoma. Yeah, Michigan lost. That was a good day. I expected Michigan to lose.
00:05:43
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But it was also a much better game than I thought it was going to be. ah So I know Ohio State fans are pounding their chest because they've scored like 78 points against Grambling State. It's like, calm the fuck down. 70 points, 70 to zero. Calm down. I'm not banging my chest.
00:05:59
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I'm still banging my chest over the beat, over the win over Texas. Like that was, they and I saw the best meme that said, you know, ah Ohio State, Texas,
00:06:13
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And some other schools. Thank you for actually playing a football game for your first game of the season. Yeah. Like, we didn't play no cupcake school our first game of the season.
00:06:25
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So. ah man. What'd you do? Nothing. ah Tyler Warren tied in, that rookie tied in that I told you I picked up in in my fantasy football league.
00:06:37
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Is he sitting? No, he's not. No, he's playing. He's playing. okay. Okay. he's He's playing and he's he's making things happen.
00:06:48
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Brock Bowers is doing his thing. didn't mean that was going to I'm glad Wyatt listened to me yesterday or two days ago when I told him to bench his one running wide receiver and put in Ladd McConkie because that helped him.
00:07:02
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Yeah. ah but Another thing happened in college football yesterday. Rick, I'm kind of sad about this. I'm really sad, buddy. It was the first game day of lee after Lee Corso's retirement.
Lee Corso's Retirement Impact
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No, yeah, that was that was cool. I mean, that was weird watching game day yesterday without catch Coach Corso there. But he did call in and tell Herbstreet his pick, which was kind of funny.
00:07:29
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However, Nick Saban, you're still a douchebag. I do like him as an announcer, though. I do like you like him on game day. And i love like you I love the fact that he gets so annoyed with McAfee's childish antics. And you can see it all over his face, even if he doesn't say so. Mm-hmm.
00:07:53
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Let's go Browns. Let's go Bills. Come on. Yeah, let's go fantasy. I don't have to worry about shit until tonight. And that's probably... Let's go my fantasy football teams. That's I'm saying. I got a couple of them going right now. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:08:08
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All right, so what's going on football yesterday?
SMU's Double Overtime Loss
00:08:10
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So... this is This breaks my heart. Double overtime loss. Oh, I saw that. For my favorite team. SMU! But let's go. We're going to bounce back next week, boys. We're going to bounce back next week and get that dub.
00:08:26
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I did see that. I did see that. i did I was watching that game. That was a good fucking game. I did not watch that game, actually. That was a... Good game between them and Baylor back and forth.
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um It does suck that Baylor was unranked, though, because now SMU is going to be unranked. we'll see what We'll see what happens.
00:08:48
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So that does hurt, though.
00:08:52
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Yes, it does. That sucks. But ah any whoies. Any whoies. Yeah, not much not much going on around the world of of of college football. It's still it's only week two. so Yeah, there ain't shit that's going to happen yet.
00:09:04
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um You know, everybody, I mean, you you do have like last week you had Ohio State and Texas. This week you had Michigan and Oklahoma. So you do get a couple big matchups early on. But for the time being, it's just kind of, yeah, it's football. And we'll watch it. We're going to enjoy it. We know our teams are playing fluff schools.
00:09:22
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I'm really impressed with with Bryce Underwood. Whatever the hell is that. he's he's he's He's a pocket quarterback, though, man. He's not a scramble. Yeah.
00:09:35
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I think that might hurt him. Well, I think he's still trying to find his... Yeah, he's he's a true freshman. He's trying to find his niche in the game, like the way he plays best.
00:09:47
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Yeah, i think he's still trying to find his his rhythm and and everything like that. I mean, yesterday yeah straight he was a little off. I mean, he was 9 of 24. Because, like, he just doesn't... um like he just doesn't For him to be successful in the NFL, he's going to have to be able to move on his feet.
00:10:07
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The way the NFL has gone in the last 10 years, he's going to have to learn to scramble. Yeah. So, like I said, we'll see as the season progresses. But he is a he is a true freshman. He is right out of high school, you know, and and playing for, you know, a major ah major school. So, big-time football school. So, we'll see what happens. But I think yeah i think he's doing all right.
00:10:31
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You know, he's only two games into his career. Everybody's making a big deal about Arch Manning. Oh, buddy. Dude, what a What a letdown.
00:10:42
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No, they're saying last week against Ohio State was just a fluke that Arch Manning's the real deal because they beat up on San Jose State University yesterday. No. but ah did you see Did you see the clip of Eli and Peyton when Peyton said he was adopted?
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Who's adopted? He said Arch was adopted. During the Ohio State game, he just he got that intentional grounding call, and Eli goes, you've got to get rid of it. And Peyton turns head and goes, told he was adopted.
00:11:15
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As he's turning his head to the side. ah That's funny. Not having the wherewithal. yeah can we Do I have the ability to kick people out of the chat?
00:11:30
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um Probably not. Why? Who do you want to kick out of the chest? Well, stupid pops in and pops up with this fucking ready for the Ravens to win. Okay.
NFL Teams' Misfortunes
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you got your ah You got your Ravens jersey on there. Brett Cunney Brown score. It is 7-0 Bengals. They just scored. Bengals just scored.
00:11:54
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A buddy of mine that's going to went to this game today, the Cleveland Browns game. It's his first NFL game ever. I was like, hell yeah, man.
00:12:01
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Sucks that you got go watch the Browns. Nah, well, the Browns are 6-1 against Joe Burrow, so. Chase Brown. i was in
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We were talking yesterday during the video game session that I played a lot yesterday about um the one guy i played with was big Falcons fan. and And he was like, oh you know, you you won't understand 28-3.
00:12:27
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going, what? and i'm going what He goes, we were beating the Patriots 28-3, and then Tom Brady came back in the second half and beat us for the Super Bowl. And I'm going, hold on. Let me pull some statistics for you.
00:12:43
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For 20 years, the Bills didn't make the playoffs because of Tom Brady. Tom Brady's record against Buffalo is 32-3. Don't tell me about heartbreak,
00:13:00
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Against Tom Brady. Not only that, but what you're not going to understand what, blowing a Super Bowl? You're a Buffalo Bills fan. You're the only team in NFL history to go four times in a row and lose four times in a row.
00:13:15
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We're the only team to ever go four times in a row. yeah So, although although there could be a second team that does that this year. Could be the Chiefs.
00:13:26
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They could go four in a row. But after seeing last night's game or Friday night's game against the Chargers, I'm not thinking the Chiefs are going to go to the Super Bowl this year.
00:13:37
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You can't say that Rice is the determining factor in
Fantasy Football Strategies
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their success. Yeah, but we said that last year about the fucking Chiefs because they play like ass, man. They look terrible.
00:13:52
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But as the season progresses, we watch the referees. Give them game after game after game. Ah, man. Because they they're they're they're a fucking, they're not a good team. I'm sorry. They're not. Patrick Mahomes is an overrated joke.
00:14:09
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travis Travis Swift is getting old. I'm sorry. Travis Swift, I don't think, had 20 yards in the whole game. No, he, I'll tell you. I'll tell you exactly what he had because he's my fucking tight end. know he didn't have a tutty.
00:14:20
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No. No, yeah, he did. Did he get a touchdown?
00:14:27
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and didn't it I'll tell you exactly what he did He had He had two receptions, four targets 47 yards and a touchdown Oh, okay So he's my still he god too got you He got you 10 points He got me 12.7 He got me 12.7 points Oh, dude, in my personal league I adjusted to scoring so much Like we're going have some fucking big point games Because you get a point for reception You get a point Are you talking about the league that I'm in with you?
00:14:56
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No, no, no. My personal league. was about to say, give fuck, Paco. No, we're starting we're starting two quarterbacks. ah Also have, what, three wide receivers.
00:15:07
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We have the flex and then a wide receiver running back option. yeah yeah We've got like a 14-person roster in our fantasy league. Jesus Christ. There's like a fuck ton of points that'll be but'll be had this year.
00:15:23
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i just wanted I just wanted to change it up and make it a little bit different this year in my personal league, and everybody was down with it. i was like, okay, as long as you guys are cool with it, then that's what we're going to do.
00:15:35
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Wyatt is so excited. Of course, I also had A.J. Brown and one of my and and and in our league. Motherfucker got the ball thrown to him one goddamn time. He got me one point.
00:15:47
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One point something points. I was like, are you fucking serious right now? Oh, you dropped it. They just, Penix pitched it to Drake London or b John Robinson and Robinson dropped it in the backfield.
00:16:00
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So that would be a fumble because it was an underhand toss. no Scott Norweide for the loss. Wide right. can't wait. I can't wait for the Ravens to win.
Controversial NFL Moments
00:16:11
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Shut up. Go take a weed nap. She's so stupid.
00:16:15
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i just Like I said, I'm rooting for the Bills. I just need Lamar Jackson to have I just need Lamar Jackson to have a game. That's all I need. yeah so I feel like I have Lamar and Derrick Henry in another league.
Lamar Jackson's Fantasy Impact
00:16:29
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Oh, that would be tough on the same time.
00:16:34
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Oh, that's Trey White's doubtful against the Ravens. That sucks. I do. i yeah and in In Tony D's league, i have I have Lamar Jackson and Derrick Henry.
00:16:44
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and and And James Cook. There's so much going on right now. Hey, you want to talk about a kick in the dick for fantasy football players? Anybody who had x Xavier Worthy, like this guy right here did.
00:16:59
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Oh, yeah, no that hurt. That hurt. That hurt bad. He got smoked by Travis Kelsey. Hey, bro. bro um How do you think I felt when Jalen Carter got kicked out six seconds into the game for the Philly defense?
00:17:13
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That fucked me royally.
00:17:17
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Why? is Because you spit on the deck, Prescott, on the middle of his fucking chest, bro. Come on. Right in front of officials and everything. Like, come on.
00:17:30
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That was an absolute, come on, man, moment right there. Like, are you kidding me? You do have Lamar and Arley.
00:17:40
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i wouldn't have been mad if Dak Prescott totally would have Miles Garrett and Jalen Carter for that. Like, just took his fucking helmet off and smashed him. that is That is the most disrespectful thing that you can do to somebody is spit on that. 100% agree with you.
00:18:03
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I think he should be suspended, honestly. here's here That's what they're talking about. That might be a one-game suspension. Because it did happen late. Or, I can't remember. but But here's the question. Here's here's here's my question to you.
00:18:16
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Do you think... ah Dak was spitting towards the Eagles or was he just spitting down to the ground and it just happened to go between the linemen?
00:18:28
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I think he just rotated. They were really close when Dallas was huddled up. like The teams were literally right there. I think he just turned. he He was looking down when he spit. He wasn't looking up to see where anybody was.
00:18:41
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was smiling and talking a lot of mad shit after he did it. so That's what I was like. but Did you do that intentionally, Dak? I don't think he spit on anybody.
00:18:54
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ah yeah Aaron Rodgers throws his first study pass to Ben Swornick.
00:19:06
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He hit a random guy I've never heard of before. Who, Aaron Rodgers? Yes. Swornick? He's been there for a couple of years. I've never heard of him before. He's actually pretty decent.
00:19:19
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Nice. In Ohio. In Ohio, that's an assault charge. I think it is in a lot of places. What is? I was spitting on somebody? Yeah. Yeah. i yeah it's it's Yeah, I think it is in a lot of places because it's something. I can't remember what it's called, but it's like some kind of... Assault with bodily fluid?
00:19:39
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Yeah, something like that. Something that something along those lines. Because you never know what people fucking have. Yep.
00:19:47
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Why did they do that? I didn't want that to go up there. Okay, here we go. so Here we go. um Yeah, so first two games that we've had this week.
00:20:02
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Philly, are they as good as they were last year? or Or this is the question I have for you. know I know where it's going. I know where you're going with this. Or is this the year that Dallas finally wins the Super Bowl? Okay.
00:20:17
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Okay. Okay. let me Let me address this, okay? Because I knew this question was going to come up. yeah Philly,
00:20:29
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i don't believe Philly's as good as they were last year.
Dallas Cowboys' Super Bowl Prospects
00:20:33
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And I also believe, and I hate to say this, Dallas looked really good in that opening game.
00:20:41
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Dallas looked really good. Their defense looked good. Dak actually looked good throwing the ball. He looked he looked comfortable. He looked confident.
00:20:52
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He looked really good throwing the ball. They did great making up for the loss of Micah Parsons, which everybody was like, oh, that's going to make such a big deal. I don't think it's going to make as big a deal as they thought it was going to.
00:21:04
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Dallas looked respectably good. Do I think they're going to the Super Bowl? Do I think this is our year? No. Do I think they might make the playoffs? Yeah.
00:21:15
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If they keep playing the way they did against Philly, yeah, I can honestly see them making the playoffs. um Not winning the Super Bowl, though. Not winning it. I mean, yeah. I mean, Dak was 21 to 34. Yep. 188 yards.
00:21:28
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twenty one to thirty four yep um ah hundred and eighty ah hundred and eighty eight yards No sacks, no interceptions. Yeah. That's the big thing.
00:21:39
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No sacks, no interceptions, no fumbles. That's the huge thing. ah You know, then you got Jalen Hurts. He was 19 or 23, 152 yards, 14 rushes for 62 yards. He was pressured a lot. Yeah. So...
00:21:54
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fourteen rushes for sixty sixty two yards um and was pressured a lot yeah so Like Dallas brought the heat.
00:22:07
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And I don't know if it was just game one type shit. Barkley didn't look like the Barkley of last season. He didn't look. I'll be honest. I think Dallas's defense had an answer for Barkley.
00:22:21
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I think a lot of defenses this year is going to have an answer for Barkley. Because last year Barkley ran. Derek Henry to everybody. He Derek Henry to everybody. Yeah, he ran water on every fucking team with ease. they didn't Nobody had an answer for him.
00:22:35
Speaker
He looks like a young Derrick Henry, and that's a scary thought. Yeah. And, like, I know, oh, shit. Oh, shit. I need to go check my fucking tickets.
00:22:49
Speaker
Oh, the Powerball? Multiple players won big prizes in Saturday Night's Powerball in Ohio. Hmm. Ten people in won prizes of $50,000 or more.
00:23:02
Speaker
Too big in Missouri.
00:23:07
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I need to go check my fucking... I need to go check my shit. Or get my ticket and scan it and see if I won anything. Ah, Browns County. Browns County Super Bowl.
00:23:19
Speaker
Michael, what are you smoking? Hold on. Michael, you got to wait for Cleveland to win today. Then you can scream Browns Cowboys Super Bowl because you know both those fan bases are going to be yelling Browns Cowboys Super Bowl.
00:23:33
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yeah No. Maybe not, only but the rest of Cleveland is going to scream Browns Cowboys. Look, look, we're we're almost through the first quarter of the of the first game, and I'm already going, oh, there's always next year, your boys. Oh, look, I just got a notification.
00:23:53
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The Browns are eliminated from the playoffs. Mathematically been eliminated. ah yeah ands lot We talked we talked a little bit last week. We didn't do the show, but
Chargers' Playoff Potential
00:24:05
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we were talking backstage. We were hanging out backstage, and we were talking – And we talked a little bit about this KC Chargers game.
00:24:11
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And you picked the Chiefs, and I went with the Chargers.
00:24:16
Speaker
I still feel the chart the charge the Chargers are a legit fucking team. Justin Herbert's a legit quarterback. He is. what he' He is. And then you've got... I mean, you've got Amari and Hampton, which...
00:24:33
Speaker
that kid what the where did that kid come from yeah right holy i mean he still let me down on my back but where did he come from because i projected him to go more than 49 yard 48 and a half yards and the mother fucker only got 48 yards forty yard like i live one i lost it by a half a goddamn yard are you kidding zach zackert's in the end zone he is uh Omari here today drafted him out of North Carolina this this season. He was a first-round pick for for the Chargers.
00:25:07
Speaker
And then you've got Ladd, Mahonky, McHonky. Bro, that dude dead dude's legit, too. ah Yeah, no. And and and Clinton Johnston.
00:25:17
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And they still have Keenan Allen. Keenan Allen caught a touchdown. The pisser that touchdown that Keenan Allen caught, when fucking Herbert threw that, either him or McConkie could have got that ball for at six. Yeah.
00:25:29
Speaker
They were both wide open. I mean, I know Allen's getting up there in age, but he is still... I mean, yeah, the guy's been in the league, what, 12, 13 years, like that, but he's still playing at a level.
00:25:42
Speaker
And they got Will Disley. So, I mean, I think the Chargers... I think the Chargers are a legitimate AFC playoff contender. Mayfield running for his fucking life. Ooh, another pass interference? um like Oh, yeah, he got a hold of his fucking pants, his jersey.
00:26:00
Speaker
He grabbed his fucking dick. I don't know which one we're talking about. don't know what game. I'm watching the Browns and the Bengals over here. Oh, I got 19, 18 seconds left in the first quarter. Oh, yeah.
00:26:12
Speaker
You're talking Turner. Oh, that could be a taunting call.
00:26:17
Speaker
Dude, they're getting ridiculous with this taunting shit. Ridiculous. These are grown-ass men. Let him talk some shit. Yeah. they What was that?
00:26:29
Speaker
Maybe that was college yesterday. Maybe that was in one of the college games I was flipping through. ah kid like had his arms up and turned around and looked at a guy and they threw a flag and called taunting.
00:26:40
Speaker
like was really? These are grown-ass men. Let him talk a little shit there, bud. Yeah. we like i saw a flag I saw a flag in the Philly game Dude stood up and crossed his arms across his chest And stood over top of the guy he tackled Taunting, they threw a flag Didn't even say a word did Really, did that just happen?
00:26:58
Speaker
The Jets just scored no shit Wilson Garrett Wilson On a bomb pass
00:27:10
Speaker
From the 35 yard line to the end zone Just a simple cross route, and he just outran the fucking defender.
00:27:19
Speaker
Jesus. Just scoring all over the fucking place right now. Only crap on a cracker. but but i know. I don't want to go to look at fantasy football. Fantasy football updates. where away what ah What are we looking like? Hey, wow. I'm kicking that guy's ass, but that's not the league I wanted to go into. I want to go into our podcast league.
00:27:41
Speaker
My nemesis, TJ. Who? We're battling it out as always. In my personal league, my my my nemesis has become my one of my very good friends.
00:27:55
Speaker
she her She's been in the league since I started the league. And every year we go head-to-head to start the season. And we always have close games. I don't know who I'm playing. I don't know who that is.
00:28:08
Speaker
You are playing, you're playing Michael. Oh, okay.
00:28:14
Speaker
I'm playing, I'm playing Chad, which I think is one of Michael's people's. Mayfield's letting me down. Wyatt and Brian are going, wow, Wyatt and Brian are going head to head. They're going head to head.
00:28:29
Speaker
Yeah. He's so excited to be in fantasy football this year, bro. Hold up, dude. Derek is beating. another one of Michael's people, Aaron, apparently. And I'm getting...
00:28:45
Speaker
one Right now it's the Bengals. that The first quarter just ended. but so
00:28:56
Speaker
Michael just sent me... Yeah, Michael just sent me the screenshot of of of your guys' score. Yeah. so Yeah, it's not not super great right now. but and still It's still early. It's still early. after the game the The games literally have just started.
00:29:14
Speaker
Yeah. So, I mean, we're we're in the first fucking quarters. But, um yeah, no, we had those two games earlier and this early in the season. Early in the season. Earlier this week to kick the season off.
00:29:26
Speaker
Hey, Cash, will you grab me a Mountain Dew, please? You just cracked the Pepsi, bro. Slow the fuck down. It was like an hour ago. No, wasn't when we started the podcast. You opened it. like an i swear I know because I watched you because I was going to make a remark about a Pepsi.
00:29:45
Speaker
oh yeah. I love Pepsi. Shut up. You're drinking coffee. No, I'm drinking water. they already had a fun I already drank a pot of coffee. I got up at 930. Shut the fuck up. You drank a pot of coffee and you're going out of me for having a Pepsi and I'll not do it.
00:29:58
Speaker
How much sugar was in my coffee versus your Pepsi? i don't know. and I don't care. I bet you your can of Pepsi had more sugar than my week's worth of coffee. Because I drink my coffee black.
00:30:08
Speaker
So, yeah, I don't have any sugar in my coffee. yeah Your can of Pepsi has more sugar than any of my coffee ever has. Yeah. No. So, this will be my... doctor today Oh, to the face.
00:30:22
Speaker
What? Oh, and then he's going to taunt and do whee-whee-whee to Flacco. Is that what he did? Yeah. Yeah. uh t hendrickson put his hands right like just mushed flacco right in the face and then flacco was like what the fuck bro and then he was going me me and he didn't get a flag no now cleveland's on the goal line oh i got the flag um i would love to see flacco run it in i know he won't oh yeah that would be and then walk right up to him and go yeah we're smiling now bud
00:30:56
Speaker
We're smiling now, bitch. Hey, you should walk up and whisper in his ear, go, hey, you know that guy over there, number 95? He likes to cave people's skulls in. Watch your fucking mouth. I'd actually much prefer Jerome Ford to run it in. Thank you.
00:31:11
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That would be great. I bet you would. Well, there he is. Get it Get it in.
00:31:20
Speaker
Oh, I'm seeing it right now. I just saw the replay of Fleco getting into the face and then the guy mocking him on the sideline.
00:31:29
Speaker
Oh, the Jets went for two. And did they make it? I can't tell if they made it or not.
00:31:37
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No, no, no, no. They did not. Oh, man. Wow, he is like right on the goal line. I see him at the four-yard line right now. Oh, so I was watching college football yesterday.
00:31:50
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and on state Oklahoma State was absolutely getting fucking destroyed by Oregon. I'm going to believe they were a top 10 team five years ago and they're trash right now. Yeah, so, you know, Oklahoma State getting absolutely destroyed by Oregon last night.
00:32:06
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Oregon goes for, and it was like a third and one or some shit like that, and course they get it. This fucking defensive lineman, tell me why this defensive lineman drops back, does the flip, like,
00:32:19
Speaker
Tries to do a flip over the line and grabs the running back and tries to do like a belly to back suplex on him. And completely whiffs. Like completely whiffs and falls on his face. That should have made that you got Moss earlier.
00:32:31
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Dude, they replayed that probably. There it is. Touchdown. Who got it though? Samson or samson or Ford? I think it's Ford. Fuck you. I need it to be Ford. No, it's Sanders. Who the fuck is?
00:32:43
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It's fucking Sanders. Who? It's the dork Sanders. Did you say D'Bork? I said Shadork. Oh, they brought it in fuck it they brought him into Rush?
00:32:57
Speaker
And there's a flag, and Stefanski's about to lose his fucking mind. He's about to go kick a referee's ass. but a Okay, who's the QB for the Browns?
00:33:10
Speaker
um Take your pick. Which game? Joe Flacco is our starting quarterback. Okay, that answers that question. Joe Flacco is the starting quarterback. I was going to say, at what time?
00:33:21
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Yeah, but I think they just they're on like they're literally on like the it's touchdown. It's good. yeah're like literally on like They were on the one-inch line from the goal line. so they Oh, no. Oh, no, was Raheem Sanders. Raheem Sanders.
00:33:35
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in um Who the fuck is Raheem Sanders?
00:33:39
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hang on
00:33:43
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Oh, my God. Dude, the referees were discussing a flag that they threw for taunting because i'm leaving it right now like he got up and was like brushing off his jersey. Did you see that?
00:33:54
Speaker
They ruled it a touchdown. um know just like you I'm seeing screaming on the fucking...
00:34:04
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It was not taunting. The black rep was like, it was not taunting. i smell no It was not taunting, you stupid sons of bitches.
00:34:15
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i got easy They got it right now. They're they're talking about it. that so Let's see. when we were think Touchdown, you know which means the flag didn't hold.
00:34:29
Speaker
Yeah, no, it was touchdown. What, dude? Do you know the P-Torture over in Utica? Like, what is it it's a peach orchard like oh yeah yeah yeah yeah a pe stuff dickck yeah do chuck and i can't remember the name but it's german like german food it is really good it german or dutch is it is it an amish restaurant german it's a german food truck oh german future okay I had top dog from there and it filled me up. That's schnitzel, not They're really good. like and really faulty
00:35:07
Speaker
what They're cheap.
00:35:11
Speaker
Is that Cash? Yeah. I just want Cash to know he's too young to understand but probably my original WWE Diva Crush came back to SmackDown.
00:35:24
Speaker
Yeah. she No spoilers. No spoilers. We haven't watched it yet, but I already know what happened, but no spoilers. Yeah, I was going to say there's no way you don't if you've been on any form of social media. I have been um i have been avoiding it like like the plague.
00:35:38
Speaker
But Friday, because Friday we were at the high school football game. Yep. And then we were coming home and Austin is all over. so and And she's like, oh, my God. Oh, my God. I'm like, if you fucking say anything about SmackDown, throwing you out of this goddamn car.
00:35:50
Speaker
Well, just didn't. Yeah. Yeah. No, it's it's it's everywhere. Bro, that is my original Diva Crush second to Lita.
00:36:01
Speaker
Apparently I have a thing for short punk chicks. but think Lita's always been my number one. which is yeah Yeah, which is funny because up close or personal, she's actually ugly as shit.
00:36:14
Speaker
yeah Yeah, but i also i also i used to really like, well, I still do. I think she's freaking out as hell. Beth Phoenix. I don't know who that is. That's ah Edge's wife. The Glamazon.
00:36:29
Speaker
Yeah. and And I used to really like Natalia, but now she's had so much. Natalia had so much work. She doesn't even look like Natalia. She's not even. Yeah, she's not even recognized. She's always a fan favorite, but. Yeah, she is. But for real, like I will stand in front of every wrestling now with my pants down just holding myself when she comes out. Like, that is my... i have never been envious of a man in my life over a woman, but CM Punk, sir, my hat's off to you.
00:36:56
Speaker
a
00:37:00
Speaker
Good on you, Mr. Punk. You are a winner in my book. Yeah. You, sir, are winning at life. Yes, sir. Even if you didn't work for the WWE wwe and didn't fight in UFC, you are still winning in my book, sir.
00:37:20
Speaker
Winning, winning, winning. Dude, that UFC shit that he did was a joke. and But it was real. I mean, it was a lot more real than w WWE. He was literally getting punched in the face. Yes.
00:37:34
Speaker
yes um Yeah, but he yeah he got punched in the face a lot. He was not very good. He was not. I mean, i don't want to get i don't want to get into octagon with him because he you know he's obviously trained.
00:37:49
Speaker
But against other fighters, he was not good. Well, and what's even worse was who he trained with.
00:37:59
Speaker
Bilal Muhammad, who's a belt holder. laura Had he stayed longer and done it more, he would have been good, I promise. You don't train under those guys and not get good.
00:38:22
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she No, that's... ah Speaking of... Speaking of... speaking those um fighting Fighting sports.
00:38:32
Speaker
Fighting sports. I guess that's i guess that's what we're going to call it now. Fighting sports. There's a new one, Rick, that I think even you and could be professional athletes in, my friend. Pillow fighting. yeah there yeah I saw Blaze's little thing.
00:38:49
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Blaze sent me the link. I'm going to apply for a new job. Professional pillow fighting. it was lot They were playing it on ESPN.
00:39:01
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ESPN. If it's on e ESPN, it's got to be a real sport. It's a real sport, sir.
00:39:09
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Alvin Kamara, thank you. Needed that.
00:39:22
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Ha. Ha. Ha.
00:39:26
Speaker
Oh, Josh Allen, you're such a douche. Why? It's his goddamn Pepsi commercial. Oh, my God. I love it. I love it. He's like showing up at other teams' tailgates.
00:39:39
Speaker
It's like I get him a 12-pack of Pepsi. What the fuck? I love it. I love it. He's at a tailgate. He's just like throwing a Pepsi with that cheesy fucking Hollywood smile had. I fucking love it.
00:39:53
Speaker
You fucking big goof. The best video that I have seen in the last two weeks was when they thought they were going to be slick with Haley Steinfeld and so try to show that she doesn't know anything about football.
00:40:06
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And they were like, okay, Haley, who are the teams in the AFC East? And she goes, the Buffalo Bills and their are three children. i and then And then I heard Greeny reference the AFC East.
00:40:23
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He said, aside from the Buffalo Bills, they are the AFC least.
00:40:29
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And I was like, I love you, Greeny. You might be my favorite on ESPN.
00:40:36
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i fucking I'm so mad that Greeny doesn't do his show anymore on yeah ESPN Radio. That he doesn't have the 10 a.m. slot anymore. house
00:40:47
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That makes me so mad. I haven't listened to yeah ESPN Radio in in in fucking years. it's on regular ESPN. it's their They just put his show on the Sirius channel.
00:40:58
Speaker
But he doesn't do his show at 10 a.m. m anymore. And it makes me sad because I like Greeny. Like, we used to have an ESPN affiliate station here and and and right in in Central Ohio, and now it's just a sports station, and all it is is a bunch of fucking Ohio State cocksuckers. Like, they're literally cradling the balls of Ohio State, and they're all, like, local guys and former players. I hate that, dude. And all they do is talk about, Ohio State's the greatest team to ever fucking play, and everybody else in college football is terrible, and none and and and it's like, God, really? Like, this is –
00:41:32
Speaker
so Ohio, this is why the nonsensical network is creeping up on all your shit fucking Buckeye sports teams and staying in the top 10 in Ohio as far as podcasts go because people are tired of listening to it.
ESPN's Role in Sports Broadcasting
00:41:45
Speaker
I hate it. he click What about diabetes? diabetes i'm yeah word something That goes back to the Pepsi Mountain Dew joke. um Oh my God, I had two. I had two. And then I'll drink water the rest of the day. Leave me alone.
00:41:56
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I'm fat and I enjoy being fat. I love it he's that he said ESPN ate the Ojo. Where the fuck is 4, 5, 6, and 7? Right. but Like, are there really eight yeah ESPNs?
00:42:10
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Who's that? Did they just kill Joe Burrows? The Cleveland Browns killed him.
00:42:17
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Oh, that was an interception. no, that's a lineman. That's not Joey B. That's Lucas Patrick. The Panthers just, or Jags just picked off the Panthers.
00:42:29
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but
00:42:32
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Colts are on the goal line. And they try to do a tush push. And I believe he made it before he got pushed backwards and slammed on his fucking face. top of the back Touchdown c Colts.
00:42:46
Speaker
Touchdown Colts. Oh my God. Look at that catch by Igbuka. What? God bless you.
00:42:58
Speaker
i mikabuka i feel like I feel like I should be talking in Crash Bandicoot with the flying mask. You know what I'm talking about. That's why you're laughing. totally a you
00:43:14
Speaker
I'm looking at some of these games and I'm like, God damn, we actually had to make picks for these. I never got to. I'm looking at some of these games going. I can't believe these teams have already scored touchdowns or more than one touchdown. I can believe Atlanta is... That's blowing my mind.
00:43:26
Speaker
ah can't believe Atlanta is currently beating Tampa Bay. Baker Mayfield looks like teetotal shit right now. He has run for his fucking life the entire game so far.
00:43:38
Speaker
Bucky Irving, is' not he's got 21 yards so far. like His O-line needs to step their fucking game up or Todd Bowles needs to fire the whole team and start scratch.
00:43:49
Speaker
Well...
00:43:54
Speaker
Because I've got money on Mike Evans and I drafted Mike Evans. So let's get your shit together, Maker Bayfield.
00:44:02
Speaker
Yeah, Buccaneers. Buccaneers. Yeah, Baconeers. Baconeers. Uh-oh. I'm making a comeback. Don't call it a comeback.
00:44:16
Speaker
I've been here for you. Shit, you're coming on strong now. Wait, what? That sounds dirty.
00:44:28
Speaker
yeah I've never met that guy named Strong, but I guess Glick was him. I know him very well. but We're very close. I'm over here diddying him.
00:44:40
Speaker
the Whoa. Oh, speaking of diddying. Oh, Jesus Christ. This will kind of take us into into a little bit of eSports. Call of Duty took out body shielding in Warzone.
00:44:54
Speaker
Yep, you can't ditty anybody in Warzone. and Just Warzone or all across the game? Just Warzone. Why did they take it out of Warzone? I don't know.
00:45:06
Speaker
Because bots were easy to snatch up. Oh, really? I guess. Why did they take it down in Warzone? Body shielding. Like where you can grab somebody and use them as a shield.
00:45:18
Speaker
Yeah. Dude, I was running it around on a stakeout I was playing the other day. and just I get on there and molly fuck around every once in a while. And that's all I was doing was running around snatching motherfuckers up. I like to get the guys that are laying behind a counter and then just slam them into the counter like I'm doing naughty things.
00:45:37
Speaker
don't mind You realize right now we are 45 minutes into a podcast that has had zero structure about sports. Yeah, I know. We just kind of... This has kind of been more of a bullshit session than anything. we weren' no target We've been talking some sports, man. We've we've talked some... Talking about the current games.
00:45:56
Speaker
the thing Yeah, the thing is, is like it like I said, you know I wanted to talk college football, but I was looking at it last night, and I'm like... Not a lot. It's really no big... Nothing happened. There's not really any games to talk about in college right now because they're all playing their fluff schedule.
00:46:09
Speaker
Yeah. Yeah. I mean, like I said, Oklahoma, Michigan, it was a good game. But it I don't know. It was a good game. It was much better than I thought it was going to be. Yep. USF knocking off two teams. Yeah. I mean, but so we covered most of it right there.
00:46:24
Speaker
Yeah. You've got Oklahoma and Michigan are both very two very young teams with with with young quarterbacks. Correct. that I feel like both of them showed up and played a pretty decent game.
00:46:35
Speaker
You know, Michigan lost it. It's all right. I ain't that bad. butthurt about it i expected it i thought for sure uh middle tennessee was going to upset um i remember who they were playing but it was like i was watching that game and it was getting real close to being an upset touchdown jets but yeah and then you know we got two games in the books this week so far the eagles and and cowboys and the chargers and chiefs and and now we got uh we got the current games that are up and going uh
00:47:07
Speaker
Kyler Murray running for a second life. We got fantasy football. We got fantasy football. I almost want kind of go back to the earlier start, but I like the 1 o'clock start on this show, but the earlier start where we could discuss some fantasy and bench them or sit them, but we start and the games are already going, so there no sense in talking too much fantasy outside of it. I mean, we could do a 1230 start.
00:47:32
Speaker
We could do 1230 start. I think that would be okay. Yeah. That gives us 30 minutes to discuss the happenings and fantasy and whatnot like that. and Yeah, injury, sit him. Yeah, start him, sit him, deal, yeah.
00:47:46
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um I'll tell you big injury announcement is the CMC thing.
00:47:52
Speaker
Yeah, yeah, yeah, He says he's going to play. He says he's playing, but the fact that he's having calf issues ah again.
00:48:03
Speaker
ah second season in a row for calf muscle issues. i i avoid i love Christian McCaffrey. He's always been my guy. Listen, if you're going to take him in fantasy, he's going to get you a lot of points or he's not going to get you any points.
00:48:19
Speaker
There's no one medium with that man. he Yeah, here's the thing with Christian McCaffrey. I've said it since he since he since he came into the league and became an absolute monster. He is very high risk, very high reward.
00:48:35
Speaker
He's either sitting on your bench because he's yeah and not doing anything that or he's getting you a fuck ton of points. But I will be. for a duddy Fuck you, Glick. Because I know you've got him in a league.
00:48:45
Speaker
Let's go. i know. I think I got him in two leagues. I think you have him in our league. He is still listed as questionable but is expected to play in Sunday season opener against the Seahawks, says Shefter.
00:48:59
Speaker
And Shefter is basically God in the NFL world. If Adam George says If he says it's it's it, it is the word. like So I got to tell yeah you. I follow the command.
00:49:13
Speaker
Why is that? Is that ah Marvin Harrison touchdown? Mm-hmm. Because they gave it to James Conner the play before and he couldn't get it in there. And then they gave it to Marvin Harrison and he got it in. ah And you have James Conner in our league.
00:49:26
Speaker
yeah yeah Nice. Well, I have markvin i Marvin Harrison and in my personal league.
00:49:36
Speaker
you well Yeah, that's that's my luck.
00:49:41
Speaker
Jamar Chase ain't doing shit. He ain't doing shit at all. I need Baker Mayfield to get some shit together so I can beat Yeah, i might i might I might lose the opener. Man, I just felt like in our league, i just I don't know how I got such a high grade on my drafting and and got such a high – I got predicted to win the whole fucking thing, and I felt like I drafted ass. Yeah.
00:50:12
Speaker
Yeah.
00:50:15
Speaker
just probably Everybody else drafted worse than I did. Wyatt's not doing too bad. I got to give it to him. He's not doing terrible. Yeah, I'm projected to lose by 15 points in this game.
00:50:28
Speaker
Brian had Harrison Jr. over Wyatt, so that hurts. Hurts Wyatt.
00:50:35
Speaker
no Oh, yeah. maya My entire... My entire team in our league is playing right now, except for the Lions defense and and the Lions who play this afternoon.
00:50:46
Speaker
oh i just Speaking of Bates, that's what I just... oh there's there's rob Did Robinson just run another one in? No, that was old. okay um Wyatt had Tyler Bass in his other league and they just moved to the IR. Hold on a second.
00:51:03
Speaker
Joe Flacco is the Browns' 20th starting quarterback Since week one, and like 2020-something. i didn't see the fight all day.
00:51:14
Speaker
He was the 20th starting quarterback. That's so funny, though. oh Michael. Since 1999, most starting quarterbacks. Cleveland Browns, 20. Commanders, 17. Vikings, 13. Buccaneers, 13.
00:51:30
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buee thirteen Since 99. You know who Cleveland Browns starting quarterback was in 1999? University of Kentucky's Heisman Trophy winner Tim Couch.
00:51:44
Speaker
I believe. Wow. That was when we came back as an expansion team. And guess what Couch did? Not him. Well, that's the Heisman curse, though. That's been a thing since forever.
00:52:01
Speaker
Aaron Rodgers has got DK Metcalf, Jalen Ramsey, Jonu Smith, Darius Slay, and Andrus Pete. That's who he's got. Holy shit. They have 29 combined Pro Bowl selections between those six guys.
00:52:17
Speaker
Between those six guys, the Steelers, yeah. Well, thought Blackett got sacked, but he didn't. Steelers, 50 combined Pro Bowl selections on their roster. They literally stacked it with Pro Bowl players.
00:52:29
Speaker
And if they don't make the playoffs, going pee my pants laughing at them.
00:52:33
Speaker
they Man, i I don't know. I don't know about i't know what the fuck it's Steelers. Rodgers, you're too old to try to scramble. Why did you waste the time?
00:52:45
Speaker
I forgot about the Steelers. Most people have. Yeah.
00:52:55
Speaker
but up um I don't understand what the fucking Steelers are doing, man. like Nobody does. I'm telling you, dude. They don't even know most of the time. boy Yeah.
00:53:08
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I can't.
00:53:12
Speaker
I have a question for you. What's that? Why is Judkins not playing?
00:53:19
Speaker
ah jokin Judkins did not get signed by the Browns until yesterday, I believe. So he has the, what is it, two games? so they were, yeah exactly with he had that domestic violence or assault charges or something like that.
NFL Players' Legal Troubles
00:53:38
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he got and He got in trouble. So Cleveland was like, they're like, you're here, but you're not here until we figure out what's going on and what's going to happen.
00:53:49
Speaker
Yeah, he's on the exemption list. Yeah, and then even still, they were they were kind of waiting and and holding off. But I believe they signed him to his rookie contract yesterday. Yeah, they did. They're saying that Judkins won't be active for Sunday's game against the Bengals, but the Browns are optimistic the rookie running back will be ready to make his debut against the fucking Ravens.
00:54:13
Speaker
He finally put my paper on his rookie contract but the with the Browns on Saturday, but because he missed all of training camp and preseason while he was unsigned following his July 12th arrest in Fort Lauderdale on charges of domestic assault and battery.
00:54:29
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Yeah, and Michael said he's also looking at it. Was granted a two-game exemption in which the running back won't count towards the 53-man roster.
00:54:39
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All charges are dropped. NFL is still investigating.
00:54:46
Speaker
Yeah, yeah that's what that's that's what Cleveland was holding off on. And Michael said that he's also looking at potentially two to four game suspension.
00:54:55
Speaker
So that's kind of what but Cleveland was holding off on and waiting because they didn't want to sign a guy that came on with a bunch of fucking Deshaun Watson. Why?
00:55:05
Speaker
i was going to say they have a history of it. Why?
00:55:09
Speaker
Well, if the charges are dropped, why would they suspend him? that's my That's my question. like why you know I think the end of the day, there was still an incident that happened.
00:55:22
Speaker
but Something still happened. That shit happens all the time. Tyreek Hill didn't get suspended when he got caught going 100 fucking miles an hour to get to the goddamn stadium.
00:55:32
Speaker
Yeah, that's true. And got into an argument with the cops and almost didn't make it to the game. like They didn't suspend him then. Is it you just got to be the golden boy? Is that what they're telling us? Mm-hmm.
00:55:43
Speaker
Got to be Deshaun Watson. Oh, Deshaun Watson sat for a whole season. Never mind. The one person who could pull that card. Do you know who I am? Tyreek Hill. And he didn't do it. look Yeah, right.
00:55:55
Speaker
yeah Right. do you include them Do you know who the fuck I am? Motherfucker. I'm Tyreek motherfucking Hill. That's just man in the NFL. Cleveland now knows how to pick. Yeah, Cleveland knows how to pick.
00:56:08
Speaker
Well, we had Judkins that got in some legal problems in the offseason, and then there was somebody else that they drafted that got in legal trouble. Was it Sanders that got in legal trouble this offseason?
00:56:21
Speaker
I don't know if Shadrur got in legal trouble. What about that game? I thought there was somebody else that.
00:56:32
Speaker
Well, I can tell you this much. Baker Mayfield needs to find the fucking gas pedal on his passing because he's only got 25 yards and I need him to have 243. So we're a there, Baker.
00:56:48
Speaker
And there goes Jamar. But you know ah you know a yeah you know it's not going to happen because you've got that, what do you got, a three-leg parlay? that was that Is that correct gambling terms right there, a little three-leg parlay?
00:56:59
Speaker
Yeah. Yeah. yeah like a Yeah, I need to get and need to throw some money into into my draft games and do a little betting myself.
00:57:10
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I needed James Conner to have gotten that touchdown, and he didn't. Well, it's still early. He might still get it. Let's talk a little bit about that. Let's talk a little bit about the sports gambling and sports books world because you know you you're you're all in that. you're you're i'm still like i'm I'm not all in it, but I do a little bit here and there. You do a little bit here and there. I just started last year. Last year i had my I had my one big win and I was happy. I i put down five bucks and won $500 and was hell yeah. And then that i was like
00:57:41
Speaker
I'm going to do it again. and then I just didn't win anything. and i was like, yeah I'm going to walk away with that. I'm going to walk away with the house's money. So I get i walked away with a $490 profit.
00:57:52
Speaker
you know what i So I was like, I'm out. But I did do a little bit here and there. I don't understand. i don't understand these money lines. and the like I get the over-under, but like the ah somebody asked me what the line was yesterday between OU and Michigan, and it was negative for OU.
00:58:12
Speaker
It was negative what? negative Negative four, Oklahoma. So they were giving them four points? Is that how it works? What all that fucking mean? That's the that's the spread.
00:58:23
Speaker
the The line is not. The spread and the line are different. The spread is the point spread. they and So basically, the game started. Michigan already had four points on the board. ge i pulled on So in order to cover the spread, Oklahoma had to beat them by more than four points. so okay So if they didn't beat him by more than four points, they didn't cover the spread.
00:58:43
Speaker
Now, i'm talking when you're talking the line, is that if you're like, I think it's plus, ah say you're plus 125. You have to bet 100 to win So you'll you'll win on ultimately.
00:59:00
Speaker
yeah so you when when it's on the line with the line you want to go that you want to go Negative 125 to win? ah That I don't understand. My buddy Chris, who I tried to get to come up here today, would know better, but I didn't want to.
00:59:16
Speaker
I was looking at making a bet, and I'm glad I didn't, ah because it was the Eagles and Cowboys, and it was it was CeeDee Lamb anytime touchdown, the new running back with Javante Williams anytime touchdown,
00:59:37
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Jalen Hurts, anytime touchdown. Barkley, first touchdown of the game And somebody else.
00:59:46
Speaker
But it was like a $5 bet I would have won like $4,000 on it or some shit like that. yeah cause like And I'm like, it don't make any sense to me. But I'm glad I didn't because CeeDee Lamb couldn't find the end zone to save his fucking life. He couldn't find the fucking ball, dude.
01:00:00
Speaker
Yeah. He couldn't find the ball. like who are you bullshitting? He looked atrocious. Justin Fields'
01:00:12
Speaker
That's Justin Fields. Justin Fields' Pass interference on Cleveland and Jamar Chase was all tangled up in I don't know who they called it on, but I just looked up and Jamar Chase was all fucking tangled up with this Cleveland Browns defender. And the defender the whole time had his hands up in the air, like right front of a referee going, what the fuck?
01:00:31
Speaker
I'm not doing anything. And Jamar Chase is hanging off of him. Oh, yeah, I just saw it. I just saw it Yeah. Yeah, I just saw it His hands were up the whole fucking time. And they called it on Cleveland. And it hit him in the back of the head. That's some dumb shit.
01:00:46
Speaker
Here's the replay right now for me. if and Push, push, push, push, push. Hands up. approach the earth
01:00:55
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Hmm.
01:00:58
Speaker
Why do the Cleveland helmets make them look like their heads are so fucking big?
01:01:05
Speaker
Are you sure it's not one of those special? No, it's not. It's shiny. It can't be. Like that that that dude has just got that PI call. His head looks fucking abnormally large because of his helmet.
01:01:18
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Oh, thank
01:01:22
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I don't want to go snatch this fucking... don't know he's still available or not, but I'm going to go take a peek and see. What? What?
01:01:32
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This fucking running back for...
01:01:37
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For Cincinnati. Oh, my God. And Mika, Egbuka, we'll just go call him by his last name.
01:01:49
Speaker
Egbuka just got one in the end zone. already is this Chase Brown. No, he's on Chad's team. Chase chase Brown is none at all this could not Wow.
01:02:02
Speaker
You could have thrown that touchdown to Jamar Chase. That would have been, i mean, at least somewhat beneficial to me. Fucking Noah Fant. They got Noah Fant and Jaceki in Cincinnati now?
01:02:13
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Yeah.
01:02:17
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What the fuck? What the fuck is Cincinnati doing? Other than beating Cleveland right now. Well, Mika Agluka just got his first NFL touchdown.
01:02:31
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Nice. Oh,
01:02:36
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but
01:02:39
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ah okay. Here i come. Here I come now. I'm still projected to lose by twenty some almost 20-some points.
01:02:53
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Oh, man. Oh, man. Oh, man.
01:02:58
Speaker
Come on, Baker. You're up to 75 yards.
01:03:05
Speaker
Oh, Lord have mercy. Football's back, baby. I do love me yeah but i love watching football. This is this what I'm going to spend my day doing, watching football today and cursing at my fantasy football team. Actually, the only one I'm really worried about, I mean, and we we have the podcast league, which is cool, and it's fun to have that and Have some some of the members of the the network and some of the and some friends in there and and and to talk shit with each other.
01:03:28
Speaker
But my personal league, man, we got money on that shit. So I'm real sick and fucking tired of coming in fourth place on that bitch and just missing out on them. I have the best record every year.
01:03:39
Speaker
Every year. And I just fall apart in the playoffs. Like, look the what the fuck? That's hilarious, actually. It's bullshit is what it is.
01:03:54
Speaker
It's actually really funny, though. I mean, from my point of view. Yes.
01:04:04
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My all-time record, 18 10.
01:04:10
Speaker
what the
01:04:18
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but the No, this is never mind. this is this is the This is the fantasy. That's that's the podcast league. Let me get to the right league. Let me get to the right league. Here we go. I was going to say, we've definitely played way more than 28 games.
01:04:34
Speaker
Well, I did good with the running back for New Orleans right now. My all-time record is 37-19. that's like
01:04:43
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and that's like way ahead of anybody else in our league.
01:04:50
Speaker
And I finished in fourth place, fifth place, seventh place. That was a bad year. Fourth place.
01:04:59
Speaker
I just like. 11 and three, seven and seven. That was my worst seven and seven. Yeah. 12 and 12, 12 11 to three last year.
01:05:10
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Just.
01:05:12
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You know what sucks? I actually benched Big Buka. Sucks to be you. Yeah. I moved him this morning, too. Why would you do that?
01:05:24
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I put Judy in. Is he is he is he a rookie? Yeah. I put Jerry Judy in. Yeah. I've got Jerry Judy in, too. You know what Jerry Judy's doing right now? Take a look at the goose eggs across the board, bud.
01:05:35
Speaker
i don't even think he's been thrown I don't even think he's been thrown the ball yet, to be honest with you. Well, I'll tell you if he's been targeted. He has not been targeted yet. Yeah. Yeah.
01:05:47
Speaker
Come on, wacko, get your fucking shit together. I moved Egg Bucca to put Judy in because he was projected another point and a half. That's in my family league, though.
01:05:57
Speaker
and still i mean It's still only the second quarter, so i mean Jerry Judy has time to...
01:06:06
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well
01:06:10
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when you When you draft, i see here's here's a question for you. Anybody that's got your ears on out there, here's a question for you guys as far as fantasy football. go Hey, there goes ah there goes there goes Baker throwing a TD.
01:06:22
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Yeah, Buka, I told you. Oh, and Buka's on the Buccaneers? Yeah. I didn't know that. I was thinking he was in Arizona with Marvin Harrison. They've also got Levante David, which is impressive, too.
01:06:33
Speaker
He was old as shit, but whatever. let let me Let me ask you something. when When it comes to drafting for you in fantasy football, and i wanted this is something I wanted to ask you last week, because but we didn't do the show.
01:06:44
Speaker
It just popped back into my head. Do you try to... Sorry. Do you try to... Yeah, Jerry, Judy, wide the fuck open, bro. Come on, get your shit together. Yeah, I need you to hit it for six, please. Thanks. It'd be great. Yeah, but please and thank you. That would be amazing. ah when you When you draft and in fantasy football, yeah do you try to avoid Drafting from your team or or do you target your team? Because that's your team. You're talking about being like a homer.
01:07:15
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Yeah, being a homer.
01:07:18
Speaker
I can't do that in my league because most of the people in my league are from where I'm from. So everybody is chasing Bill's players.
01:07:29
Speaker
That's why Josh Allen goes first round every fucking time. Fucking Njoku, let's go um So i i don't I don't focus In fact, I don't think I drafted let mean I'll take a look right now I don't believe I actually drafted A single Bills player in either league Oh no, I did, I grabbed Khalil Shakir In the Bills defense In our podcast league And then in my regular fantasy team i
01:08:02
Speaker
Did not draft a single Buffalo Bills player. So in my personal league, I have Flacco. Touchdown. Who was it? And I have Judy. Jacory Korski-Kroski-Meritt.
01:08:15
Speaker
Fuck you and your name, bud. I have Flacco and Judy in my personal league. And the only reason I drafted Flacco is because I forgot that we were running a two-quarterback.
01:08:27
Speaker
And you need to grab a second and quarterback? and i was and And I got him later on. and i was like, ah, fuck it. I'll grab Flacco. I can drop him out. But i also got Michael Penis Jr. Who's actually looking pretty okay.
01:08:41
Speaker
Which I should have him in and instead of Flacco. But Flacco was projected to get more points than So, but Flacco, Joe Flacco. Oh, was that Judy?
01:08:53
Speaker
That was Jerry Judy. What a catch. What a catch, Jerry. I got to wait for the fucking recap here. Dude, that was a diving fucking... Because Cleveland's on Fox, right?
01:09:05
Speaker
Yeah. Yeah, I won't get it even here because the Falcons are on Fox. so So, you know, what you when you look at your roster and they they show you the player and it's like, Joe Flacco is on 2% of the rosters and only yeah started on 1% of that 2%.
01:09:20
Speaker
Yeah. Bro. but but But then in in ah in our and our in our podcast, podcast league i have I have Jerry Judy.
01:09:33
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And I have Judkins. And I have Njoku. And Njoku was a late-round tight end pickup because I got Brock Bowers as tight end.
01:09:43
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So I generally try to stay away from Cleveland players. There are certain Cleveland players that I do want, like Jerry Judy and David Njoku and shit like that. But I'll try to get them late because most people are going to stay away from them anyways. you know like I'm not going rush and grab them right off the rip.
01:10:01
Speaker
um and that I don't know. That's one of those things that drive me crazy about people in fantasy football when they when they're such a fucking homer. But then it's like, you know what? You're going to be an easy beatdown.
01:10:12
Speaker
because Yeah, because as well. And then when bi-week rolls around, they're scrambling to the waiver list. Oh, yeah. And then when they scramble to the waiver list, they usually drop some key players to make room. And it's like, yoink. I'll take him.
01:10:27
Speaker
I'll take Josh Allen off your hands. Thank you. Yeah. Yeah. Dude, James Conner just dropped one of the nastiest stiff arms I've seen in years on a fucking defender as he was running for the first down.
01:10:43
Speaker
He just grabbed dude by the side of the helmet and shoved him to the ground and ran back. Like, it was monstrous. So, I have a bit of a situation on my hands.
01:10:56
Speaker
Now, I can't say that it's because of who they're playing or what, but The Jets don't look bad. And that's not good for the AFC East.
01:11:09
Speaker
Right. But Jets didn't look terrible last year, and they were putting pieces together. i mean, Miami looks atrocious. They're losing 17 to nothing.
01:11:20
Speaker
But... Has Tua gotten a concussion yet? I don't know. he on his fourth concussion for the game? Mike McDaniels looks so angry right now. I don't know. McDaniels is a trip. That dude is a fucking trip. He's so fucking dorky.
01:11:38
Speaker
He really is. He's the epitome of touch grass nerd. like If I think of somebody to put on that sticker, it's him.
01:11:52
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so No, I mean, like I said, I think i think the Jets, you know with the exception of the Aaron Rodgers experiment that they did, you know they They were one of those teams that are quietly trying to do something. They all are actually trying to be better.
01:12:09
Speaker
I don't love that ah for the Bills in that division. I understand that because I'm in AFC North looking at the fucking Baltimore Ravens just getting better and better and better. yeah like yeah yeah They can't make a bad fuck. They're like the Patriots of 10 years ago.
01:12:27
Speaker
doesn't matter who they pick. They're good. Yeah, they they're stacking their defense. They're stacking their ah offense. You got Mark Andrews, who's 95 years old. Oh, don't worry. We just found this kid out of nowhere, Isaiah Likely, who could just be the next next Mark Andrews for Lamar. And then of sudden, Lamar Jackson gets a giant payday.
01:12:48
Speaker
And now he no longer is, now he's an actual quarterback. Yeah, like where did the dude remember how to play football from? Like dudes throwing darts, dudes throwing precision. He don't need Mark Andrews to bail him out.
01:13:00
Speaker
Yeah, he's not he's not scrambling when he doesn't need to. He's become more patient in the pocket. And all that. It's like, oh, shit, you know, one of those deals. but So I can't say whether the Jets are good because they are playing the Steelers.
01:13:14
Speaker
But I can tell you, Justin Fields does not look bad as a quarterback for the Jets. That is not looking like a shitty decision for the Jets. Justin Fields is not a bad quarterback.
01:13:26
Speaker
i don't think He needs to be in the right scheme. Yeah. You know, yeah, you talk about the Baltimore Ravens. This is their offense. Lamar Jackson, Cooper Rush is a backup. Great backup to have because when he was in Dallas and Dak was out, Rush was a winner. Yeah, he fucking played.
01:13:44
Speaker
you have They literally have one running back listed. That's all they need because his name is fucking King Henry. yeah That's all have. they have one yeah we When your running back has been dubbed by the entire NFL, not just a self-proclaimed, I'm Chad Ochocinco. No, you were this dude, the whole NFL called him that before he ever mentioned it.
01:14:06
Speaker
When your running back is named King Henry and you look at him when they line the camera up behind him and he's standing in the eye behind Lamar Jackson and you can't see Lamar Jackson, who is not a little man by any means. No. Bro, you have the jolly green fucking giant wearing purple running down the field.
01:14:28
Speaker
Lamar Jackson, 6'2", 205. And he disappears behind Derrick Henry. Derrick Henry, 252.
01:14:39
Speaker
And by the way, that 47 pounds more that Derrick Henry has on Lamar is muscle. muscle Those are legs. Those are straight leg muscles. So then you guys then you got the wide receivers, Zay Flowers, Rashad Bateman, DeAndre Hopkins, and Devontae Walker.
01:14:56
Speaker
Yeah, Hopkins. um then then Hello, finding his way to winning teams. Yeah. Yeah. Bateman and Flowers, I think the last couple seasons, they've had phenomenal seasons. Zay Flowers has done great.
01:15:10
Speaker
And then your tight ends, you have James Conner in the end zone. Yes, that's fantasy points for me. nice That's fantasy points for me, too. the sister And, hold on.
01:15:22
Speaker
That is that is ah fucking um Price Picks points for me, too. Because I had him to go at least half a touchdown, so he had to score one. So I got Harrison in one league.
01:15:33
Speaker
In the podcast league.
01:15:38
Speaker
Oh, in the podcast league, I've got Connor.
01:15:43
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Ooh. Now how the tables have turned, Chad. No, I just jumped ahead of Michael with that fucking, with that egg meat cake Buka touchdown.
01:15:56
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Nice. Yep.
01:16:03
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I'm still slated only 38% chance of winning, but whatever. Yeah, I'm still slated. I got a 42% chance of winning and in our league. may Mayfield's only got me 75 yards right now.
01:16:16
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After what? After this. yeah we did yeah Yeah, we can. start catching up on
01:16:23
Speaker
Oh, gosh, you're in for it, buddy.
01:16:29
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We'll run this. ah I think most games are getting ready to come to halftime. We'll run this to halftime. yep so And then we'll we'll we'll do a score breakdown. What the fuck does that mean?
01:16:42
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Del Nall?
Confusing NFL Score Display
01:16:45
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What the fuck does that mean? i don't know. The Carolina Jacksonville game, when you look at it, it says on on on the Yahoo Sports app or for the score, it says Del Nall.
01:16:57
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D-E-L. N-U-L-L.
01:17:02
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I don't know. They just were like, they were like both of you teams are so goddamn terrible, we're not going to do We're just to delete your score and it's null. Null and void.
01:17:14
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Both of you can go straight to hell. you never For the first time in NFL history, they literally fired two teams. Your game doesn't count. Yeah.
01:17:26
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That's the epitome of the... No, we're just joking. Those two teams are the epitome of the should-be-overseas-win-to-come-back game. it's Just go play in England. They should be the win-to-come-back game for sure.
01:17:39
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yeah fifty Did he get it in there? Touchdown, Pittsburgh. Oh, my gosh. Who got it? Janu Smith.
01:17:51
Speaker
Yeah, I don't know what
NFL Game Delays Due to Weather
01:17:52
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that means. Somebody help me out. What the fuck does that mean?
01:17:59
Speaker
That's wild Oh it's the delay The game's delayed Why is the game delayed Oh might be weather Could be weather Could be lightning in the area That's happened a lot this weekend actually It's 86 fucking degrees Yeah the pop-up thunderstorms bro That happened in the Eagles game too That was why I didn't see the end of it I was like fuck this I'm going to bed Jacksonville Carolina game delayed Yeah no I've seen that I laid i laid here and watched it all fuck that i had to get up in the morning for work yeah yeah severe weather and lightning in the area of everbank stadium players and coaches headed to the locker room i still like the idea that they just fired both nfl teams and i'm good with that deleted and null and void yeah you're yeah yeah man i i have i literally in our in our podcast league this is the thing that sucks right now because i have i have um
01:18:55
Speaker
I have the Lions defense and and Bates to play, Jake Bates to play. He has the Texans defense, which went against the Rams. and And the Texans last year, on paper, goddamn on paper, the Texans should be unstoppable.
Fantasy Football Player Performance
01:19:12
Speaker
But they did have some injuries last year. They did get rid of Stephon Diggs. Yeah, he's hanging out up there in your neck of the woods again in New England. But they had a lot of injuries, man, and they just didn't put on paper, man, the Texans.
01:19:27
Speaker
And then he also has Kittle to play and Brock Purdy to play. so And right now I'm down by four points. So I need some, like, big points the second half of the ah the day in these early games from some players to get a big, nice cushion.
01:19:43
Speaker
And then maybe the Lions defense will – I'm holding out, man. Aiden Hutchinson's back, and that kid's an absolute terrorist. i the So the Colts Miami game just went to the half with a field goal.
01:19:59
Speaker
The Colts are up 20 to zero over Miami right now. Wow. And the chiefs stand to start the season. Oh, and two, because next week they play the Eagles.
01:20:14
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Nice. yeah Well, we're, we, we have come to halftime and pretty much all the games. We'll ahead and wrap this bad boy up. It's just under an hour and a half.
01:20:25
Speaker
Next week, we'll probably be a little bit more polished. We're going have some more, so you know week one. We're just kind of getting into the groove, getting into it, watching the game, seeing the players. i think I think I like that, Rick. Next Sunday. Aim for 1230. What am I doing this weekend?
01:20:42
Speaker
Nothing. Yes. Yes. Yes. Let's aim for 1230. I have some stuff I need to do here at the house. I'm to try to stay little sober-ish Saturday night so I can be somewhat functionable this weekend. Yeah, I'm going to attempt. Well, yeah, I drank too much last night. Yeah.
01:21:01
Speaker
But yeah, I like the 1230 start time.
Custom Sports Jerseys Discussion
01:21:05
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we can
01:21:10
Speaker
We can go over some fantasy numbers. We can recap this week's fantasy as well for the podcast league, the winners and losers. And it looks like you and I are going to be losers.
01:21:23
Speaker
Maybe. Don't say that. We'll see what happens. Yeah, don't say that. I'm cheering on my guy. I'm going to cheer him on this season. I want to see him kick some ass.
01:21:36
Speaker
du he's he's He's learning. He's new. He's never done this before. He's never even had much of an interest in football until this year. Um, I'm really impressed with him and how much he's gotten excited about Texas for college and, um, the pro games. Like he has asked me for a Jersey.
01:21:57
Speaker
he wants a busy, but he doesn't know what player he wants. So I'm going to show you what I did for him that I haven't purchased yet, but, um, the discussion is there.
01:22:08
Speaker
He wants a Bills jersey, but he doesn't know what player. So yeah I went ahead and I showed him a picture of a jersey. It's their Crucial Catch jersey from last year.
01:22:21
Speaker
um yeah, I like those. That I'm going to get custom with W. Butler on the back and his football number from when he played for school. So i mean I think that'll be – then he doesn't have to worry about picking a player.
01:22:33
Speaker
He just – he has a Bills jersey, and it's his fucking name on it. yeah so this is This is where I'm at. I am about ready to go with a custom jersey myself because i have a clue I have a closet full of Cleveland Browns jerseys.
01:22:46
Speaker
right yeah yeah how we I only have one jersey that is an active player. yeah and It's Miles Garrett. Nick Chubb is gone. Baker Mayfield is gone.
01:22:57
Speaker
Beckham is gone. I have a bunch of old ones as well because I've been a fan my entire life. Nonetheless, but nonetheless like I'm tired of buying jerseys, and then they trade the player. I mean, I still wear it.
01:23:12
Speaker
That's why i don't like buying jerseys at all. I still wear my Nick Chubb jersey. I still wear my Baker Mayfield jersey and stuff like that. But I think i think it's the route I'm going to go. I want to get me a custom jersey. Now, Cash, I'll buy him jerseys, but he's still growing. Once he stops growing, then we can look at a custom jersey for him because I'm not going to go spend the money on a custom jersey.
01:23:33
Speaker
ah but And then him grow out of it a month later, you know. Yeah, exactly. well um But now i'm no, i'm excited for I'm excited for Wyatt to be a part of be a part of our league.
High School Wrestling Excitement
01:23:46
Speaker
Right now he's currently getting his dick knocked in the dirt by Bryant. Hey, so i but but in Wyatt's defense, how long has Brian been following football versus how long has Wyatt been following football? Yeah, this is also true. But also, also it's it's sometimes your players don't have a good day, man. You can't help it.
01:24:07
Speaker
yeah but he's got to remember He's going to have one or two or even three sometimes bad weeks.
01:24:15
Speaker
Oh, kind of, sort of, ish in the sports realm. In the sports realm-ish, e-game realm, real quick, just want to touch on this.
01:24:27
Speaker
Have you seen the new remake of a movie that's coming out based off of a video game? I saw that they're going to do a Call of Duty movie. No, no, no Street Fighter.
01:24:40
Speaker
Oh, I have not seen that. Guess who is playing? So you have... It's not Jackie Chan. He's not allowed in the United States anymore. Oh, really?
01:24:51
Speaker
yeah He's not a citizen anymore. And they restricted his visa. ah Well, do you have Kalina as Chun-Li?
01:25:05
Speaker
I'm trying to see if there's Ken Masters is playing. They've got the cast from the original movie and the new movie, Side by Side. ah that guy I've seen him before.
01:25:18
Speaker
Whoa, Jason Momoa is playing Blanca.
01:25:23
Speaker
I can see that. Yeah. a David Dismantzlan, whatever, is Bison? o He kind of looks like Raul Julian, too. Wow.
01:25:37
Speaker
I don't know who that is. No, the fuck. No, the fuck they're not. Fucking 50 Cent is playing Balrog, the big black boxer guy.
01:25:48
Speaker
That's actually hilarious. I love it. Haruka Gato as E-Honda. He is... I think he's New Japan wrestling. He's a wrestler in New Japan.
01:26:02
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Mm-hmm.
01:26:07
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Oliver Richter as Zengif. think that's a big bastard from Season 2 of Reacher.
01:26:16
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don't know. I don't know that guy is. don't know who. Orville. Orville Peck as Vega? Mass country pruner? I don't know who the fuck that is.
01:26:28
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But anyways, the star of the movie, the leading role
01:26:35
Speaker
as Colonel William F. Guile was portrayed by Jean-Claude Van Damme in the original, ye will now be portrayed as wrestling has more than one royal family.
01:26:49
Speaker
The one and only goddamn Cody Rhodes. No shit. Yeah. No shit. That's actually pretty cool. So. I'm so excited because they have, they have, there are pictures that have been leaked by Cody Rhodes of him as in character.
01:27:08
Speaker
And he looks fucking badass, dude. So here's some ah fun fun factoid about the wrestling world for you. Wyatt is considering doing wrestling for school.
01:27:22
Speaker
Nice. Okay. Which is great. Because every year since he graduated, one particular person comes back to the high school he graduated from, which is Wyatt's High School, and helps with the wrestling team in his spare time.
01:27:39
Speaker
Would you like to know who that one person is? No, I'm not interested. and Okay, cool. Yeah, I want to know. You brought me to the edge of my seat. Come on. Bronson Rickensteiner. Bron fucking Breaker.
01:27:51
Speaker
um but nice. That's awesome. He graduated from the same high school. Wyatt will be going to, and he comes back and helps with the team to coach the team in his free time. He makes appearances at different meets and practices and shit.
01:28:04
Speaker
And his dad, the illustrious Rick Steiner is a member of the Cherokee County school sports board. Nice. So why did Peyton potentially we'll get to meet Bron break? Well, why it will get to meet Bron Breaker if he wrestles for sure.
01:28:20
Speaker
And you get to hang out with him and learn from him because if you know anything about him, he was a D1 successful wrestler in college and all that. so yeah And so when he went to play football. And went play football.
01:28:31
Speaker
And he went to wrestling. And um he graduated from the same high school as Wyatt.
Cody Rhodes' Local Appearances
01:28:36
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And then when Peyton is playing softball, they play against Lasseter High School, which is where Cody Rhodes graduated from.
01:28:45
Speaker
Mm-hmm. And he's it's not uncommon to see him at high school football games on Friday nights. Nice. When they're local to the area. Him and his absolutely beautiful wife.
01:28:59
Speaker
Miss Brandi Rhodes, congratulations to the Rhodes family on their second baby. His Nubian wife, as I call her, is stunningly beautiful. Is says Cody Raheem Rose or something like that. because ah code they check cody Cody gets invited to all the cookouts. Yeah, bro, I ain't mad at him. His daddy was the same way. you know well his dad His daddy could be seen on any given day walking into Lucky's too to buy a bottle of Four Roses.
01:29:33
Speaker
yeah I saw him so many times running the trash around around that liquor store, walking in there and walking out with a bottle of Four Roses all the time. Nice.
01:29:45
Speaker
We're going into the half, so what do you got now? yeah that that just That just popped up as a news thing. that they did so I wanted to talk about that real quick because it is wrestling, it is e-games, it is movie. but any who One more piece of news. One more NFL piece of news.
01:30:00
Speaker
What's that?
Amari Cooper's Brief Retirement
01:30:01
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Amari Cooper goes back to the Raiders to retire. Nice. i'm retired He retired on Wednesday. He went back to the Raiders, got signed on Monday, and retired on Wednesday. Amari Cooper is retired from the NFL.
01:30:16
Speaker
So real quick, in the Fantasy League right now, we got my my matchup. I'm currently finally took the lead. which I'm going to lose that.
01:30:27
Speaker
ah Rick, you are molly whopping Michael right now. Yeah, but he's still got hes still got he's still got quite a few players to play, including Lamar Jackson. and was going to say, and Lamar Jackson.
01:30:40
Speaker
Wyatt is down by almost 20 points to Brian, but he still has he still has King Henry to play and Laporta to play and the Broncos deal on the Broncos defense. and Well, they are playing in Tennessee, so that's good.
01:30:54
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Yep. And then we got our lawyer who is absent today, probably out doing lawyering things. you know He is currently up by damn near 20 points on and in his game.
01:31:08
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so Yeah. However, the other ones have Josh Allen, McCaffrey, Devontae Adams, ah yeah, Cortland Sutton. Yeah, and Cortland Sutton.
01:31:21
Speaker
But, I mean, he has – he has a Gibbs and Ingram and, and pakooka hadducan du and, and McMillan, that, that kid there. Oh, McMillan already played. Nevermind.
01:31:34
Speaker
Yeah. McMillan's playing. Yeah. It's going to be great, but I didn't pick him up. He's got some points there. And in the NFL world onto the, let me get to this fucking. Let me get, I'll pull this. Oh, Cleveland night is just starting.
01:31:49
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ah Cincinnati's up 14 to 10.
01:31:53
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ah Halftime, the Jets lead the Steelers nineteen to seventeen Tampa and Atlanta are tied at the half. Indianapolis is smacking the shit out of Miami 20-0, and they just started the third quarter.
01:32:06
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The Patriots are leading Vegas by 3, 10-7. Arizona over... go ahead Arizona over the or are over the Saints, 17-10.
01:32:19
Speaker
Commanders, 14-3 over the Giants. Getting ready to go into the half right now. I really had, i have some, I won't say high hopes or high expectations, but i so I think the Giants are going to be a little bit better this year.
01:32:36
Speaker
ah Baker Mayfield just got fucking annihilated at the end of the half and so hard on, like, hit so late, and his helmet knocked all over. He's laying on the ground with his hands in the air like, what the fuck?
01:32:47
Speaker
No flag. Wow. And as we talked about, the Jacksonville Jaguars and the Carolina Panthers have been fired, and they no longer have teams. Correct.
NFL Game Score Updates
01:32:58
Speaker
So nobody cares what score is. They have eight minutes left in the second quarter, but it is 10-3 Jacksonville. It is 10-3 Jacksonville. And I swear to God, if have to watch another goddamn commercial with fucking Trevor Lawrence and his stupid-ass fucking hair.
01:33:12
Speaker
Are you talking about the one with Travis Hunter in the golf cart? Yeah. Yes.
01:33:19
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Yeah, I saw that. I was like, what the hell? I'm going to throw something through the TV. Fucking Trevor Lawrence. you Yeah, yeah. Yes, the second half is starting for Cleveland and Cincinnati.
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Cincinnati has just kicked the ball off. Cleveland is on the – there we go. Offense is on the field. But anyways, thanks for watching.
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Make sure you tune in tomorrow. Our boy Wally, congratulations to him. He is now the assistant manager where he works. So congratulations on that. Wow, ah
01:34:12
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wow I just derailed this at all. Yeah, what is that?
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Anyways, congratulations on being assistant. Yeah, promotion. Thank you. Thank you. You're pointing up like this, and I'm going, look, that doesn't look right. Put it on me.
01:34:30
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Man, congratulations on your promotion. oh yeah yeah Yeah, that's what I was looking for. so But Wally is back. He'll be back on his shows on Mondays and Thursdays. Oh, he's going to hell.
01:34:41
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Yeah, well, trust me, but's there's a lot more reasons why I'm going to hell than that. Correct. Correct. like Like the fact that I may or may not have walked into an abortion clinic and screamed, who wants a refill?
01:34:55
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I'm a little jealous. I did not think to do such a blasphemous thing, but I'm a little jealous. No. So while he's back on Mondays, I am taking a little little break from Tuesday nights right now.
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Hopefully I can start getting some guests booked in and lined up. I know I'm getting yelled at by Brittany. I got to check out a couple of bands from Brittany and Tarantula sent me a couple that I got to check out. It's just been summer months, and a lot of people have been busy, musician-wise.
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And then Wednesdays, of course, we're always back with a new wild card Wednesday, as we call it. We never know what we're going to do until we do it. That's why it's a wild card. Wally does dragons and dinosaurs on Thursdays.
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And Fridays is nonsense and chill with Michael and Blaze. And then, of course, Saturdays is nonsensical nonsense. And I believe here very soon. Nice pass. Cash and I will be kicking off Cash's Corner again. Right, buddy? You want to get that point again? yeah effect so i saw I saw I think it was Michael and Blaze do a midday show the one day, which blew my fucking mind. Weirdest shit i ever saw.
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Michael, if you're out there, Tuesdays and Thursdays, correct? Chronic Contemplations. They do a morning show. They were talking about the Shaper Love tank tops for the big guys. They're supposed to like suck us in.
01:36:14
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yeah By the way, I have two of those, and they do work great. um I got them. They had a sale. They were $10 a piece, so I bought two of them. um I was trying to chime in, but I don't think either of them realized who I was.
01:36:26
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but yes they were talking about spanks for women and somebody said that they now have them for men and they are the shaper love tank tops so yes there it is yes 10 a.m tuesdays and thursdays chronic contemplations uh it's a good morning show it's a fun little thing to do in the mornings uh i always forget about it so so i'm doing the uh i'm doing the replay gang usually watching the replay and uh i Wanted so bad to get in on the under the on the trolley conversations that they were having because Those things are insane and and we found out that place is not a very good friend and that he would murder murder his friends so i mean that'll happen You'll have that on big jobs
01:37:08
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Yeah, so so we got that going on, and I'm going to go check my lottery tickets because apparently a fuck ton of winners came from Ohio. Maybe I'm one of them, and then maybe I'm down full. Then I can quit my job, but we'll see what happens.
01:37:19
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At least you got one now. um I do have one. and they Of course, you know Sundays we're back in football season, so me, this guy beside me, Rick, and our lawyer will be joining us from time to time, Derek Wayne Douglas. That guy wears a lot of hats, man. He's a lawyer. He's a musician. He's a pro ball. He's got to wear hats. He doesn't have any hair.
01:37:37
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He's an amateur golfer. He's a podcast co-host. He does a lot. And he is our lawyer here on the network. so Yes, he givess us he keeps Glick out of jail when he walks into abortion clinics and says he wants a refill.
01:37:51
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yeah I have to keep him on speed dial. Let's just be honest. if It's good thing the podcast doesn't pay anything because you're still coming out of budget for the retainer. I got a rather large IOU today.
01:38:03
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So with all that said... a rather large io to so with all that instead With all that said, um i think we can all agree. Go Bills.
01:38:16
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Go Browns. And fuck Kansas City. ah Agreed. I think that covers. Oh, and well we can fuck the Ravens, too. And Titans up.
01:38:28
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Yeah, except they don't. they're not I really have stop raising my R. Titans up. Yeah, it's a little awkward. Titans up. We got i know we we all know they're bad, but we got to support the Titans. That's that's that's Derek's team. We support each other's team yeah until the only the only time that I won't be rooting for you for your guys' is teams. Is when we play each other.
01:38:55
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Yeah, which will be both games are in Cleveland. I want to try to go to one of those. That'd be pretty slick. Yeah. Ah, let's see. of No, I'm not going to either one of those games, Sarah. Both in December.
01:39:10
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Fuck that. You're going to Cleveland in December, into that stadium, right on the lake? Yeah, I'm good. Bro, don't be a puss. I want a Bills game after Thanksgiving. Come on now. Yeah, no. Yeah, but the thing is... shitty Like right now, like right now in Cleveland, it's fucking gorgeous out. It's weather's perfect. But inside that stadium, it's probably like 20 degrees colder because the open, but the open end of the stadium is on the lake and that shit comes right in. The bills, the bills stadium is no different. And I said in the upper three hundreds.
01:39:39
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Yeah. who was I love it with the fucking helicopters when they did their flyover. I know cold. Trust me. Yeah. Well, my sister was down under the heater. Fucking Brad. Yeah. No, but so December 12th is the Titans-Browns game.
01:39:57
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And December, oh, Christmas christmas time. December 21st, Cleveland-Buffalo in buffalo and cleveland so So we'll have lots of shit talking to do those two weeks.
01:40:08
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Yeah, buddy. amongst Amongst us. And you guys don't play each other at all this this year. Nope. Intercepted. Miami just threw an interception. Hmm.
01:40:21
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No, you don't. Nice. Nice. So, anyways, with that being said, you guys watching. Thank you guys for hanging out. We'll be back next week. More foosball to talk about. College, fantasies. Remember, new starting time, 1230.
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twelve thirty Yeah, buddy. 1230. Make sure you guys check out the rest of the shows on the network. You don't have to watch us live. You can listen to us anytime. Watch the replays. Drop a little like, drop a little comment if you're watching one of the replays.
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That'll help us out in the algorithm. Or if you go listen to us on one of the podcasting platforms, keep us in the top 10, top 100 podcasts in all of Ohio. We've been in the top 10 for the last nine weeks now. I think we're at nine weeks. Our lowest. Top 10 podcasts in Ohio. Out of the top 100, out of the top 100 podcasts in Ohio, we have been in the top 10 for nine weeks in a row. Our lowest has been eight, and our highest has been five. We need to aim for two.
01:41:17
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And all the on all the podcasts around us are all Buckeye-related. yeah We talk about everything. And we've snuck in there, and into that group, in Ohio, which is huge, in my opinion.
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That's right. that's Enjoy your Sunday. Enjoy your football. Hopefully your teams win. Hopefully your fantasy footballs do well. And hopefully your bets go through and you win some moolah.
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That's the home. All right, man.
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and plan Go Bills. Go Browns. We'll catch you later. He would say, tighten up. Tighten up. All right, man.
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We'll catch later. Tighten up. Later, bro.
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