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Show Kickoff and Technical Challenges
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Welcome to the fucking show.
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ah Y'all better look the fuck out today. My crayons are sharp. The box is full. My bottle of glue is topped off. from My helmet's on tight, baby. We're about to risen with the tism. Let's get with it. Suck my dick and eat my asshole, you sons of bitches.
00:03:32
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but What, baby?
00:03:38
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Oh, the buttons ain't working. Them buttons ain't working. And everything's fucking delayed. What's going on, everybody? Holy shit. I ain't been up in this bitch in a hot minute. A hot minute. All I know is when I'm away, people have a tendency to get in trouble. I'm talking to you and all your goddamn copyrights, Michael Blaze.
Introductions and Social Media Insights
00:03:59
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No, I'm just fucking with you guys. No biggie. It happens. But what's going on, everybody? You guys know who I am. I'm Glick. we go glus all time The show starts at 7.15 on Saturdays.
00:04:11
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It's not my fault that you people in the chatterbox... Don't know how to listen or tell time.
00:04:19
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But if you're not already good, check us out. Bio.link slash nonsensicalnetwork. It's got all them links there for all the social medias. Shows are live on YouTube, Facebook, and Twitch. And you can always listen anytime, wherever you're at, on any of the podcasting platforms. And Blaze has done a really good job this week getting us up to date and everything up there.
00:04:43
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So... We're good to go. Go give us a listen. Give us follow. Give us a like. Give us a share. At the end of the day, like, share, subscribe. I think that's what they say right there. And don't forget, as always, 9 out of 10 grannies do approve of the nonsense. that No sound.
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Somebody tell me I got sound.
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Click is real American hero.
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But... What up, Mandy?
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Let me get to these. Let me get to these goddamn. I can't figure out how to work the button. Get Granny out of here. Get Granny out of here Get her gone. He's got sound. What's going on, Chatter's Box? Let me shout out to Chatter's Box real quick.
00:05:37
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We've seen you guys, the pre-showsers, the pre-gamers. Hold on. I got Michael backstage hanging out. Let bring Michael up here. I don't know if he's ready. We'll figure it out. finger
00:05:48
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He's kind of let ready. I can't hear you. Well, that's on your end.
00:05:58
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I can't hear everything you're saying, if you can hear me.
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Yeah, I can hear you. Hold on. I'm not private chatting. But the pre-showers are pre-gamers. Appreciate y'all being in there hanging out with each other.
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And everybody that's in there. Hold on, I got to get the sound. Sound is on your end. There we go. Let me get back to the chatter's box. Where are you
Audience Interaction and Show Plans
00:06:25
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guys at? Angel Wobbly.
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Private chat. What's going on with you? Everybody in the chatter's Michael, we can hear you and Glick.
00:06:40
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My boy Glick got the ice cold. Oh yeah, Platinum. What's going on with you, brother? How you been? So anyways, what's going on, guys? Hopefully y'all had a good week. I know I've been kind of MIA. I'm taking a little bit of time. I'm only going to rock and roll on the weekends.
00:06:55
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This weekend and next week. this Maybe next week I might pop up on Saturday or Wednesday. So just taking a little time out. a little a little A little breaky break.
00:07:05
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I do miss hanging out with you guys. I miss seeing you guys. But nonetheless, so we'll be back up tomorrow. Definitely, definitely, definitely tomorrow football show. 100% no ifs, answer buts about it.
00:07:17
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Unnecessary Roughness is back tomorrow. talked to the guys. They're golden. Last weekend we were going to do a show. Rick showed up about a half hour or so late. and And him and I just were like, fuck it, we're not doing a show. We're just going hang out and bullshit.
00:07:30
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What up, Brett? Brett and me. Boo. Yeah, that's what I said in the private chat. I think it's on his end. I don't know. think he's on the Selma phone.
00:07:42
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What up, asshats? You talk a real big game through your fucking keyboard, bitch.
00:07:50
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Oh, she's. It's Brittany Bish.
00:07:56
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So, but, anywho, hopefully you guys have good weekend. pretty Me, though, yeah. i'm not gonna I can hear you now. I can hear you before when you hear me. yeah
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He's got delay. can hear I can only hear you through YouTube. don't know why.
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Check. what What kind of device are you on? I can only hear you through
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the... I don't know. I said I wasn't going to show up. It's Britney, bitch. It's Britney, bitch. I was really hoping you weren't. Oh, my God. You know what fucking Beatles used to? I said to you three times and you popped up. Yeah.
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I wasn't show I will fuck you up. I'm not.
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much he' going on
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i not will fuck you up <unk>s see what i've talked you like Michael. Michael, I'm muting myself.
00:09:11
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Look, I'm out of practice. I haven't been here since last Saturday. No, I heard you. i heard you. So I figured I'd hop in for like a little second. I need a little break from this. And I figured I'd say, hey, man. Yeah, you know, it's all right. We all we all need a break sometimes. I appreciate y'all.
00:09:35
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Picking up the slack this week. Lord knows I'm taking a little breaky break. so I was going to say, like I'm not being mean, but you look like you look a little worn out. Oh, you just From a partner.
Personal Stories and Car Discussions
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i wish i could ah wish i could that's what walling while you can bring yourself Wally! Hi, Wally. but can Can you hear us now, Michael?
00:10:09
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I'm good to go. my My homeboy here figured it all out for me. that Oh, you have homeboys? that's all like What's happening, guys? Long time no see. Yeah, yeah, yeah. going to get tapped out.
00:10:24
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Home big boy? Yeah, I hear you. I come back and you disappear. Who's the bitch now? oh yeah was scared I was like, oh, fuck. Well, he's here. I gotta go. How you guys been?
00:10:39
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Good. How are you? Good. Finally got a schedule. Now I can start doing my shows again. What's up, Trench? Nice. So you got. That's awesome.
00:10:50
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Hey, i'll I'll come work at the Johnstown store if they pay me like $25
00:10:55
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i've already I've already tried that one. It don't work, unfortunately. and yeah You want a break? You want breaks? Well, here's some windshield washer fluid. I don't know what a break is. Give him some blinker fluid. Oh, for not being a mechanic.
00:11:11
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For not being a mechanic. I did help our our mechanic yesterday at work change brakes and rotors all the way around. And he said, and did a pretty good job. Well, I think that's what he said. i don't know. He's deaf and he uses a lot of sign language.
00:11:23
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That's probably why. Good thing. pretty sure that he did a good job. don't know. There was a lot of... I think he sounds amazing, man. That i was awesome. so
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So, I don't know. No, I... I don't think I could work in a... I don't think I could work in a... Auto Park store, because... I mean, I guess shit's labeled.
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I can read. Because people are...
00:11:55
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People are. Only you, Brittany. I know about cars. I do. i do. What is the coolest car that you have seen recently? Coolest car I've seen recently?
00:12:07
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McLarnan in Johnstown when I was working there yesterday. Oh, I've seen that. Yeah, that's the one. That black one that rolls around, he actually came into the store when I was there filling in yesterday with it.
00:12:20
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Hell yeah. Wally West the speedster. I dig it.
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Wally West the speedster.
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Gotta put transmission fluid in the old. Goddamn right, man. That's how I get it. That's right. or click on the autoluion you know You need the blinker fluid.
00:12:42
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I rather want to know what's the coolest car you've seen lately since you asked the question, Brittany. yeah I showed it to you. I don't know what it's called. What is it? A Toyota Corolla?
00:12:54
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on that water bru It had wheels on it. It was wild as hell. I bet it goes fast.
00:13:08
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It does. No, it's close. Is that a couple in the background? like Or your actual brother? Yeah. that It's that old British car.
00:13:21
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Wasn't it? That old school like... Yeah, that old... that old Like those MGs, the ash? Yeah. The with the ash body? I think of... Yeah, yeah. It was fucking sick.
00:13:34
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ah Don't you dare fucking take my thing. I'm making the arms wiggle. the arms wiggle. i make the arms but It was... What was the first... I don't know what time the car was.
00:13:51
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The first car I ever made was empty whatever-majiggy. It looked like that. An MGB? What it was called? An MGB thingamajiggy?
00:14:03
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Yes. You got What do you call this fancy machine that you are riding on? It's an empty thingamajiggy. Exactly.
00:14:15
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or texas regardlet as stunning We call it a motor vehicle. Not a vibrator, Brittany. Oh, God. Automobile.
00:14:29
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Automobile. I can tell I wasn't, Miss. no I wasn't planning on coming on here at all, to be honest. so i'd say yeah That's what she said.
00:14:46
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Yep. Was it, though? I don't want to fuck you. know
00:14:56
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I didn't plan on coming on this thing, but here we are. Yeah, well. so bri i for not working well Did you come on and I came in? Yeah. but games week bit
00:15:12
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All right. You got one. Yeah. yeah Good job. check Sorry, I'm a stand-up goddamn comedian. so fine I'm a sit-down comedian. I'm a sit-down comedian. I sit on my ass and I tell jokes.
00:15:25
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Yeah, most of them ah don you Lazy, only you can answer that one. You sit down and you are the joke fool.
00:15:37
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you Oh, boom. Let's go, Michael. Hashtag the sticky glicky. Oh, my God. I don't like you.
00:15:48
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i know. You love me. You don't have to like me to love me. That's Wally. He hates me, but he loves me. It's a love-hate relationship. I see his face. He's like, oh, I feel you, girl.
00:16:03
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hey Going on 30 years, you learn to let you just learn to let it go and and just live with it. That's all. yeah Big shout out to the homeboy Mark Schaefer in the audience. i'm Good to see you again, brother.
00:16:17
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yeah I love Wally and I hate myself for doing it at the end of the day. Same here. mutual, fucker. feelinging you atro fuckcker yeah It's easy to come in here with all these dickheads.
00:16:30
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Jesus, Manny. She's on one already. And it's early. It's easy for Manny to feel cool in here. She's part of the club. Chris, what up, motherfucker?
00:16:50
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and chris take the shitability what up my da fuck
00:16:57
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a Glick glack hang like a tic-tac Oh yeah that's why your mom's fresh your breath is so fresh son Oh god I was about to put this in here And finally masturbate I was going to say
Humorous Takes on Kink and Technology
00:17:13
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to the other comments but then Jedi said that Ruin it for me man ruin it for me man My son is walking around with another kid in a headlock dragging him around out in the yard.
00:17:29
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I don't know if I'm playing or Cash is kicking his ass. I'm here with three-sers. Jesus fucking God. Not my problem. Dude, you've got to get the pepper.
00:17:41
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And then it's like, it's a whole new experience. When got to piss, you get the pepper. Pepper works wonders. It's like a shotgun blast. It's like a shotgun blast. ah You know that's also Blaze's dog's name is Pepper.
00:17:55
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but So... Peanut butter. You know what? We don't kink shame around here Whatever. dar too that said That's their thing. Whatever blows your mind, dude.
00:18:11
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It's legal in Kentucky, I hear. I'm not here to judge. so We don't kink shame, Brittany. You know that. Only this.
00:18:24
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Is to kink shame? ah It's Saturday night. Anything goes. We don't kink shame on the Nonsense Real Network.
00:18:35
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don made it Stay home. Never go out of society again. You don't belong amongst the real people.
00:18:44
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Is it a kink shame to kink shame?
00:18:49
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It could be kink. It's not my kink.
00:18:54
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I don't give a fuck what your fucking is. How about them Buckeyes? Calm down. It was Grambling State. Calm down.
00:19:06
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Surprised you don't have the Michigan-Oklahoma game on. I do. You already know I do, Wally. Of course he does. You know better. You ready to watch Oklahoma whoop that ass?
00:19:20
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Probably. ain't gonna lie. Probably. I called it last year when Texas Molly whopped us. Actually, i wasn't too surprised because last year's team was a little suspect. Not suspect. They just lost everybody.
00:19:31
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So I wasn't surprised about the Texas outcome, but I um think it'll be a close-ish game. Oklahoma probably win by...
00:19:43
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17 points. I say 20. What's the line? I say 50. I don't. Negative. I don't understand any of this shit. Negative 4 OU. Over is 43 and a half.
00:19:54
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Jesus. Oklahoma's only getting 4 points.
00:20:01
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over under is forty three and a jesus but said so almosts only getting four points ye I understand the over-under. They're either going to score over or under 43.5 points.
00:20:14
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Yeah, but they like Michael said, they're only favored by four points is what it is across the board. for so Yeah, but Oklahoma's also coming ah coming in on a rebuilding season as well. and and they got I mean, the kid looked good last week.
00:20:29
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They've got a new new quarterback, Tomater.
00:20:33
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yeah i his name is. it like His name is like Matier or something. Last week they beat Illinois State 35-3. That's okay. The way Troy's going, it looks like they may end up upsetting Clemson tonight. so We'll see.
00:20:53
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Yeah, man. The Cowboys just got their ass beat. What are you talking about? Well, i guess they didn't get their ass beat. Brittany.
00:21:05
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NFL. The Super Bowl. I know. they cold i know The Cowboys. it It's in the comments right now, bitch. I say the Cowboys are going to win the Super Bowl.
00:21:16
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Bet. That's what Peter Piper said. They're going to make it past the first round. I'll take that at 10 to 1 odds right now. 10 to 1 odds you got into the poison peppers there nah cowboys can fuck right on uh peter oh and then and then what is it the tomorrow ravens are playing the the the tomorrow ravens are just just so you guys know the tomorrow ravens are playing
00:21:55
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Is that what I said? That's what you said. I'll raise you a thousand pubic hairs, said Peter Piper. Jesus.
00:22:06
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All right. Well, okay. I just wanted to hop on here and say, how you please bri I know that's your squad and that should actually be a really good game tomorrow. ray dad class gonna be talk We'll be talking about it tomorrow morning. our child first term Because Rick is a bills fan. So yeah him he could suck my dick. Ravens are going to The bills and Browns play each other this year. And Derek are,
00:22:31
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co-host and lawyer on the Nonsensible Network. He's a Titans fan, and both Titans and Bills come into Cleveland this year. Yo, lawyer. love how you say that. I'm glad we have a network lawyer.
00:22:46
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We need it. I'm glad we have a network lawyer. Eventually, Sue's going to come to a census want to divorce me. we we do i got you I got you covered, and Sue. Don't worry. I got a lawyer for that. you know Derek, he's he's multi-talented. He's a singer, rapper, golfer, pro golfer.
00:23:05
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I meant for me, you dick. Yeah. I mean, I mean cool i got you. Yeah, that's what I meant. My bad.
00:23:16
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It was a Freudian slip of the tongue. Yeah, that's what it was. Alright, fuck all you losers. I love you. ya. Have a good night.
00:23:29
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If you're feeling froggy, come back. Maybe. power now Say it out. Bye. How do I lose this shit?
00:23:40
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okay Be smarter than a computer. but but Let's all just watch church.
00:23:50
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I want to talk about that tomorrow, too. Anyways. Wally, are you back? Are you back to doing regular broadcast? Starting Monday night. I'm just going to have a stroke.
00:24:07
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and you know so any was oh motherfucker ah are you back are you back to doing regular but really frank um monday starting monday night um just gonna have a stroke Nice.
00:24:20
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Hell yeah. Hell yeah. I don't what I'm trying to say. I'm going to be making fun of the tomorrow Ravens. yeah No, finally got it where I can have a normal schedule again and get back to doing the regular scheduled programs. So it's going to kind nice.
00:24:39
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Nice. Hell yeah. I'm looking forward to It's been kind of a drag. Not doing shows, so.
00:24:50
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Yeah, no, I feel you. Were you guys just like super shorthanded? Is that what was going on? or Most up mosts of it. We just finally got enough people in now, crew, that actually worth a shit that I brought a couple couple people in to fill some slots and it's worked out so far.
00:25:07
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So now I'm back to having some a normal kind of life. but but Nice. Yeah, so.
00:25:16
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Yeah, I tried to go live at the Morrow County Fair with my phone, and that fucking didn't work out as everybody seems.
00:25:24
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yeah that's I got to get a camera or something to do that shit with instead of my phone. It fucking sucks. ah without yeah It's not that the phone sucks as much of...
00:25:40
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Well, I mean, if I can tie it in with my my phone to use the Wi-Fi off Bluetooth and shit off my phone, it'd be easier to do with the camera that way than just trying to video with the phone. Yeah, I think one of the biggest things to remember when you're when you're like doing a live with your phone is to rotate it so that you're getting...
00:26:04
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instead of getting the uh the the portrait vision which actually um apparently that's a new thing here on stream yard where it'll allow you to uh to stream onto like tick tock not that we can go live on tick tock because well some of us can i can't i can't on my personal page but our podcast yeah we can go live on all right but Well, that's cool though that I know that now because I got two more coming up that I'm going to try to go to and help a couple guys. I'm going to try again to do that. So got the Delaware fair County fair coming up and then the end of the year fair because Shockton County. So yeah.
00:26:45
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And, and, and, and in all honesty, if you had somebody like filming it for you, right. Um, And then you had another device. You could be in the chat so you could actually mute the mic and you didn't wouldn't even have to have the sound.
00:26:58
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You could just be in the chat with everybody. You know what I mean? But yeah, there's
Live Show Challenges and Sports Debates
00:27:04
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other ways. Without doing a complete setup with a laptop and all that other bullshit. It's tough. Michael's having so many technical difficulties. What's he on? His cell phone?
00:27:14
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Yeah, I think he's on his cell phone. I think he's hanging out with ah with his brother tonight, so he doesn't have the iPad. Yes, I will be dropping the link here before long. Don't you worry. so But yeah, I mean, I've been trying i've been trying like I did like for Mount Vernon, other than the heat was bad and shit for it, so.
00:27:33
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Yeah. and I gotta bring Michael up, because he doesn't have his powers to Pat Fingers Johnny here. Just pop myself out. My bad. I'm glad that you that you just dropped yourself out you didn't... Excuse me. No, wait. You can't end the show. You're in here as a guest.
00:27:48
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Never mind. Yeah. ah All my stuff for power and shit is all on the iPad at home. You have no power tonight. Right. That's your power.
00:28:00
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You're at Glick's hands now. Look out, world. Who's your god now? P-God. P-God.
00:28:09
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But yeah, next year I'm going to try to be set up more where I can do more of that shit live and stuff. So... yeah Just one thing at a time. but No, I feel you. No, I a feel you. i was just talking about that tonight.
00:28:24
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Earlier. i i gotta get it i gotta get a new laptop bad because I was trying to set up the studio and shit was just like... I was getting the black the the black screen of death. and then like Oh, lovely. like poop if i If I put my hand down on the side, you have like on on your on your laptop, right a little if I put my hands down on the side, some of my keys don't work. So, like, shit was getting misspelled. And then, like, there's just a lot going on. This laptop is so old.
00:28:53
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ah And it's like... got to get a new one. Everything else around it is good. It's just the most important piece of the equipment. The part that actually counts. The most important.
00:29:10
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It's like ordering a cheeseburger and and getting two buns. No burger. yep and And no burger. You're just getting the bun in it.
00:29:21
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but The two buns, the bun and the slice of cheese. Where's the hamburger? Oh, yeah, I forgot. Forgot your hamburger, bro. But yeah, I mean, i was i was trying I was trying that Thursday night. I mean, like it was to the angle where I had to stand and stuff made it kind of rough. so But I got video on my phone. I'm going to download and share Thursday night from it and shit like we did for the Mount Vernon run. so And it's short videos like you said to do. I cut them down to like five-minute videos each and shit. So I'll have about three or four of those to show guys I know. so
00:29:54
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And that's the thing. I mean, you can take those. and Whether it's on your laptop or it's on your phone or whatever. I know a little bit about a little bit. and You can make one long video if you really wanted to by combining them together. Or you just have bunch of minutes.
00:30:12
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Right. Well, it breaks it down easier, too. I can do one, talk a little bit, and then pop up another one and you know throughout the show. so andburgga Platinum, if you're if you're available and you're free, you should pop in. Platinum.
00:30:27
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um ah Michael loves my hamburgers, just so you guys know. And I kept it PG. Delicious and sushi.
00:30:36
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I kept it PG. I actually had the i actually had the hamburgers the night for dinner. yeah We had pizza. The kids were, well, the girls were mad at me. I'm like, I don't know what you want from me. asked you guys what you want for dinner this week. Nobody gives me anything.
00:30:51
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So Cash and I go to the store together, and Cash was my little homeboy, so he was helping me out. He was like, we should do this. We should do that. And I'm like, all right, we got three dinners. We need three more. And he's like, all right, well, what about this? And I'm like, cool. Let's rock and roll.
00:31:03
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The girls don't want to jump in on it. Tough shit. They got to um of we can rule of fuck my little dear what's Yeah, Cass is cool, man. he was like He was like, today, because I was talking about in a couple weeks, um some things a lot of things happening on the weekend of your wedding. So I won't be up until Saturday.
00:31:27
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I totally forgot that that Friday I'm working ah the Abercrombie challenge, the big concert that they do for the, I work every year, the security thing. And I totally forgot about that until head of security emailed me this week. And I was like, Oh shit. And I'm like, I can't turn that down, man. That's an easy 500 bucks right there. It's just yeah to hang out and, you know, you get some delicious free food and listen to some mediocre full music and,
00:31:56
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get to see my old friends from Abercrombie. And i was like, shit. So I was talking about because I got to talk to their mom because they come home that weekend. And I'm to have to wait and pick them up Sunday. um um um hamburger alert So Cash is like, what are you doing Saturday? And I said, i he's like, whose wedding are you going to?
00:32:18
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And I was like, Michael. And he was like, the guy who's come down? i was like, yeah. He was like, oh, man. I said, you can't go. You're a kid. He's like, that's some bullshit. I was like, watch you ah watch him. Bust me out.
00:32:37
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No kids. Cash likes Mike Holmblaze. He's got to hang out with him. A couple times you guys have been here, hasn't it? Actually, times I think they were down. We were doing water balloons the first time.
00:32:50
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Yeah. I was stuck working double shifts both times that they were down, so I didn't get to out.
00:32:57
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So yeah, I'll probably come up Saturday. So I'll probably come up Saturday and then hang out for a while, do the wedding, and do the reception, and I'll probably wind up staying sober and come home at some point. That way I can get them Sunday because they get anxious when they're supposed to be here and they're not here. Go to hell, Oklahoma.
00:33:18
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just Just want to throw that out there.
00:33:22
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trusteeman Michigan must be getting beat already. No, the game hasn't even started yet. No, they just come out on the fucking Pat McAfee. do All I know is that it's 749 Michigan still sucks.
00:33:37
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All I know is it's 749 and it's still over 3,000 days since Ohio State beat Michigan. 3,000 days? That's not even close to accurate. ah Let's do a real quick little Google search and ask.
00:33:51
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3,000 days is over nine years. Yeah. Hey, Google, how many days has it been since Ohio State beat Michigan?
00:34:04
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I'm sorry. I was off by a thousand. It's been. It has been.
00:34:09
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and has been today why don't you go It has been days since a higher state has beat michigan know that the doesn't seem accurate and like five years bro Michigan's won for more than that. No shit. Yeah.
00:34:31
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Yeah. Unfortunately.
00:34:35
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Like Art Anderson and his crippled ass fingers, the four horsemen. Hey, made, the sad part is we've been not beating you guys the last four years, but we still got a natty.
00:34:45
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That's all that matters. Oh my God. you imagine not beating your rival, not winning your conference, and still winning the Natty? Hey, that's still – I'm not shitting on it. I'm just saying, like, that's the world we live in in NCAA football today, man. It's wild, and I love it because of the playoffs. They've got a legit playoff system now. I love it.
00:35:10
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I'm not mad at it. I'm not that guy. haven't eaten today. Girl, you grow you need to get something eat. Any given Saturday, baby. i know I love it. I mean, the fact that, you know, Ohio State went on a fucking absolute tear. And what are they? They're they're six and o since the playoffs against top five opponents or top ten opponents yeah right now.
00:35:29
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So, you know, I don't shit on Ohio State, man. The only time I shit on Ohio State is that in November. 2-0 against Texas. Number one, right? Yeah, my God.
00:35:40
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number one rank king i like
00:35:48
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yeah happened that Okay, Blaze. We're done.
00:35:55
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Yes. We don't keep shooting, Blaze. You know the rules. University of New Mexico won today. yeah man. I don't even want to talk about i't want to talk about anything right now. My new favorite team lost today in double overtime.
00:36:14
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I'm sad.
00:36:17
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SMU, baby. Southern Methodist University. How'd it go last night for your homeboys? My homeboys. How'd it go last night for the home team? It was thirty three to sixteen I think is what it was.
00:36:32
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They never beat Granville, though. grandville Granville's a very rich Yeah, they they' they're a bunch of Richie Riches, and I think they're one of those schools that... But the band was great, and that's only the reason I was there.
00:36:45
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I was there for the band. They did a Bruno nine bruno Mars halftime show. but Really? And I'm watching the halftime show, and out of nowhere, they were doing Uptown Funk.
00:36:56
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Like, out of nowhere, they just, like, dropped their instruments. The only thing that was going was the percussion. Uptown Funk is not Bruno Mars. It's Mark Ronson. Featuring Bruno Mars.
00:37:09
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Featuring, whatever. I don't give a fuck. I don't care. The simple fact that matters is nobody knows who Mark Runson is. Everybody knows who Bruno Mars is. I know, but it's not Bruno Mars' tune, bro.
00:37:23
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Yeah, but I mean, that's like tiki-tiki. That's okay. it was Speaking of that, listened the Mount Vernon game last night. They were up 34-7 with eight minutes in the fourth quarter and lost forty one thirty seven wow Wow. So it was it was a Bruno Mars halftime show, which they did a great job. and Like I said, the Uptown Funk, they like dropped their instruments, did this like dance breakdown, and then they all started singing.
00:37:53
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And I was like, what the fuck is happening here? The marching band was dancing and singing. Oh, shit. And then they did another Bruno Mars. think they did Grenade by Bruno Mars. And then they did another song by Bruno Mars.
00:38:05
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where they had another break dance breakdown and they were singing again and I'm like, This is insane. But, you know, Johnstown's marching band is like that's the end-all be-all in Johnstown. Some school well schools are football schools.
00:38:17
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Some schools are baseball, basketball. Johnstown has always been about their band. Kind of like kind of like East Knox was. I mean, we we as the football team was number one, but then the band was right there behind us at East Knox. Well, Corey's son corey son Hunter's on the in the band as a freshman.
00:38:35
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At Johnstown? Yeah. He made as freshman. Oh, it's funny. Him and Buggy know each other. Yeah, I forgot that he goes to Johnstone. What instrument does he play?
00:38:48
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Shit. i was gonna yell he's in for I think percussion. but He's on the drum line and shit. i think he's yeah bow bell Tell me it's cowbell.
00:39:02
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Well, the bad part is... speaking Speaking of his dad, Corey, he just got out of the hospital and fucking had two stints put in and shit a couple days ago.
00:39:15
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shit. Is he doing hard? Yeah, he's doing good. I seen him yesterday. He stopped in at the Johnstown store when I was working, filling in yesterday. and He's doing good. He had an appointment to go.
00:39:26
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he may have to get one of those blood sugar monitors um attached to his arm and shit through his phone now. So... But he's doing all right and everything else.
00:39:42
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yeah I'm trying to get Buggy to come down here. hey
00:39:49
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Matt, in our homeschool, we got a kid that's a senior captain that's battling a rare cancer disease. It's actually the career center principal's son, Mr. Riggle's son's fighting cancer, so.
00:40:02
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That's not even a real person. Stop it, Mr. Wiggle. That sounds like a sitcom principal. sounds like Sounds like Bayside's rival, Mr. Belding and Mr. Wiggle, are making a bet for this upcoming football game.
00:40:19
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We better hope A.C. Slater can pass his chemistry test so he can be there. right on theside believe it it not that's Believe it or not, that is the principal's name at career center now. Yeah.
00:40:31
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Nice. But yeah, his son... Do you know who the Johnstown... Do you know who Johnstown's principal was a couple years ago? Warble? No. Derek Busenberg.
00:40:43
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Nuh-uh. Yeah, he went to Watkins. Yeah, dude, he about shit a brick when he seen me. Fuck him. He's a piece of shit. he he told He told Austin, he told Austin, he's like, I don't like your dad. him And she's like, why?
00:40:57
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She knew why. She's like, because your dad broke my nose. Mm-hmm.
00:41:04
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and i told you i should And I told her, i should I said, you better tell him he better fucking be good to you I'll break his fucking nose again. Well, he's been, he's bounced from four different schools since he was administration in East Knox.
00:41:17
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East Knox, they were under an investigation for embezzlement because of him. Yeah, he was at Johnstown for a couple of years and I was like, when when Austin was a freshman or a sophomore or something and and right we were there for something and he was doing something like No the fuck. No fucking way is that actually him.
00:41:37
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Yep. And it wasn't because he got small, dude. He's always been short, but, you know, he was big he got small, and I walked by him, and i was like, and when I see the look in his eyes, it was like, yep, you are who I thought you were, you son of a bitch. Yeah, his kids all go to Mount Vernon, so I got to deal with him at anything Mount Vernon sports functions, so.
00:42:02
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Alright, sorry guys, I'm a little and bit late. I usually drop it at about a half hour in, but we're going drop it. We're going to drop that link. It is Saturday night at the doors. The doors are open, you dirty fucking whores. Let me jump on the old tube of you and pin this sumbitch. So Jedi, Tarantula, Mandy, Chris, that chris I know if you should come up here or not. I'm just kidding. Chris, getting always welcome.
00:42:32
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oh And anybody else who wants to... I don't know if Johnny's going to come up today or not because he's... Hell, he did three live streams just today alone on his channel. Really?
00:42:44
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Yeah. Yeah, go I have... a I have been...
00:42:55
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I've busy all day long, so I haven't really... I think I got that pinned. There we
00:43:09
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there we go. I got you. Thank you. Sorry, I was double checking the make sure I... yeah but nice son What's that? get the second Yeah, I don't care, dude.
00:43:23
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Hi, Cash. where's ah There you go. Perfect. You're good. Wally said hi. um must He said, what a... Can you get it? Check this out. Angel said hi. Angel said hi, too.
00:43:36
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This is an airsoft gun. He's like, can take this aside and play with it? You better watch it. Cuts might get them. Well, I was like, hold on a second. before you and Before I can finish it, he's already grabbing the red tape to put around the barrel. each we had We had some airsoft guns that were donated to a few of our stores at work.
00:43:59
Speaker
And they can't sell them. and and then we're And all kinds of airsoft bullets and shit like that. like I got probably 10 million fucking airsoft bullets and shit. which Which one of the stores? Is Nork or Utica?
00:44:15
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but ah Union Street in Nork. Really? Really? Yeah. So it came with that one that looks like a 357 and two of them that look like 45s. And they're all nice brand new. And dude, like I said, like a million fucking plastic BBs for the airsoft. Hell yeah. yeah One of the ones that look like a 45.
00:44:35
Speaker
And then one like 1911s is what they look like. Right. And I took the other one. And I'm like, fuck yeah, because... when we when when When stores get shit donated to them that they can't sell or whatever, we pick it up and then we just have
Transportation Tales and Career Changes
00:44:48
Speaker
to throw it away. So I got like and i got another new machete.
00:44:51
Speaker
One of the guys took a fucking leaf blower. Or no. No, we left it at the shop. We left it at the shop. We used it at the shop. But yeah, we can just keep the stuff. But that's funny. The one down here in Mount Vernon, I've seen them where they've had leaf blowers and shit for sale.
00:45:08
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Does Jody work there? Where? Where? At the goodwill... yeah well, I don't fucking care. At the store in Mount Vernon. I think so.
00:45:22
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She has not aged very well.
00:45:28
Speaker
She was younger than Wally and I, and I don't mean to be mean, but she looks like she's in her... She makes us She looks like she's in her 60s, 70s. I thought it was her, I'm like... That's the meth for you.
00:45:43
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now I'm not saying anything. And then something. I'm not saying anything. I'm just saying like, wow.
00:46:00
Speaker
Jameson, what? Uh-oh, Michael Cowboy tying one on tonight.
00:46:09
Speaker
What you up to, girl? How you doing? um g glad Can you guys hear me better with this air or like beats in rather than my old AirPods? Yeah, you you actually sound amazing. Okay. I was going to ask my to borrow his beats today because my AirPods are like the original ones when they first came out.
00:46:28
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was like, the quality is not very good. So I was like, I'm going borrow your shit. He's like, all right. it No, good. Thank you. Good.
00:46:38
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know they sound they sound good and good oh i'm gonna confiscate these i paid for more so most of them well it's for his birthday pay for most of it oh jesus sorry something
00:47:00
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fucking sun is beating down on me right now it's hot as shit ah but they' no use
00:47:08
Speaker
but your job well your son was like beating your ass right now i was like with what no the sun is son' beaten down on the well he's taken my daughter her work right now and then he's gonna he's got friends come over again
00:47:23
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nice
00:47:26
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so just chaseada not over here
00:47:32
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car i' just like the sun and reminded me of all but Actually, it's me and Michael probably. I'm going to be a grandpa.
00:47:44
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Oh, yeah. got news. I'm going to be a grandpa. Congratulations. Appaw. Pretty excited about it. Appaw. I'm north of the Appalachians.
00:48:00
Speaker
Nope, nope. I'm daddy, you're uncle daddy. Not your papa, uncle daddy.
00:48:07
Speaker
Uncle grandpa. Uncle Pappy. Uncle Pappy. Okay, I'm up in my homeboy's camp. It's ah Cash Bash.
00:48:19
Speaker
Big gambling night.
00:48:23
Speaker
Gambling on what? Oh, look at this. All sorts of different shit. yeah There he is. Jedi. Jedi. What's up?
00:48:36
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What's happening, buddy? I was like, see yeah oh, gosh. We told ourselves last night on the live streams that we were on that we're going to sit there and be on yours all night because everybody everybody else said they're not going to be here.
00:48:51
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So Jen and I made a plan. and We're like, all right, we're going there. Let's do this. I appreciate you guys. I'm sorry. i did i wanted to come up I wanted to come up last night, but we were at the ball game. And then I got home. and Oh, we were spring jumping. We're fine.
00:49:03
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You're fine. We dropped the link to this network multiple times, though. Mm-hmm. Hell, yeah. Hell, yeah. That's what's up. appreciate you. No, I was seeing you guys.
00:49:14
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You know, it's Friday night, and I'm like, hell, yeah, Jedi and Shaman. I'm going jump up in there. I'm gonna hang out with them. We had the football game. I came home. We stopped and got some McDonald's on the way home. I ate, crawled in bed, and fucking died. Fucking died, man. We didn't.
00:49:27
Speaker
we got home at like 11 30 something like that and i ate and i got in bed and i died this week absolutely kicked my ass at work so i was like i'm sorry you did do physical labor you put brakes on a vehicle so i mean i get it you're wore out i mean i actually i actually had to work this week shut warm up mr i stare behind the counter and talk to people all day long Actually, I don't need to do that anymore. Not being an assistant manager, I get i get all the shit show stuff, the paperwork and everything else on top of it. Are you an assistant manager now? or did you Yeah.
00:50:03
Speaker
No, I'm an assistant manager. Congratulations. Cheers, brother. Congratulations. I didn't know that. Yeah, I've been one for the end of the month. It'll be two months now. so Yeah, man. That's awesome.
00:50:15
Speaker
yeah Assistant manager, the ass man. Yep. Literally. now Now it's always, most last month of dawn, it's been real fun picking up the slack for everything else that doesn't get done. So how's, ah how's wifey doing?
00:50:41
Speaker
one Monday's her last day of physical therapy as far as we know. She's been doing all right. um Still some pain getting with the movement of the foot, but she's doing good.
00:50:54
Speaker
Nice. Good to hear. and Is she able to put any weight or anything on it or or anything? that No boot, nothing. For the last month, she hasn't had a boot or anything. She's wearing a shoe again and everything else.
00:51:06
Speaker
Nice. out earlier, we were all playing cornhole and shit out in the yard and stuff. You're going to play their cornhole out in the yard? Bro, keep that in the bedroom.
00:51:18
Speaker
Nope. You got neighbors. Who cares? The ultimate tv
00:51:25
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PDA. John Matar.
00:51:31
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Mateer. Yeah, Michigan's going get their fucking knocked out of the dirt tonight.
00:51:41
Speaker
turn turn turn turn turn Anyhoo, he's Everybody up to? Well, boys, I'll try to check in again later. I'm going to go lose some money.
00:52:00
Speaker
Yeah, good luck. Good seeing you, buddy. If all else fails, just tell some jokes. Don't lose too much. Yeah, I'm only going to take as much as I can afford to lose.
00:52:11
Speaker
But I got Cowboy with me. He all the bad luck. So hopefully i can siphon off some wins because he's playing too.
00:52:19
Speaker
Nice. Well, if he's got bad luck, keep him the fuck away from you. No, it doesn't work that way for me. Either I'm hitting or I'm not.
00:52:30
Speaker
But I'll tell when he's near, I have good luck. He has all the bad luck. All right. All right. So I see what you're saying. he He siphons the bad luck away from you. He buys all the losing tickets so I can get some winners.
00:52:43
Speaker
Nice. Let's go. Speaking of tickets, tonight tonight's the night, man. $1.8 billion. Hey, do you know i um mine what's Corey's son's name?
00:52:56
Speaker
Hunter. You know Hunter and the band? but sure yeah but What does he play? make sure you the page Bass drum. Have a great show, y'all. There she is. michael Nice to meet you, Mrs. Wally.
00:53:11
Speaker
Hey, that's not the woman that you had with you last time. Nope. Well, is he an eighth grader? What? Is he an eighth grader? What? Is he an eighth grader? No, he's a fresh sal freshman. I think so.
00:53:23
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Eighth or freshman Hunter. Oh, is Hunter an eighth grade marcher? I think so. Oh, yeah. Buggy said he's an eighth grader. He's an eighth grade marcher. Yeah. Okay. So yeah yeah okay so that is kind of that is kind of a big deal that he made it as an eighth grader, right?
00:53:36
Speaker
Yeah. She just looked at me and was like, yeah, bitch. Well, obviously he's an eight-gater and he's marching. Obviously. Grab the shit out of him, Buggy. I won't say nothing. oh She's been giving me so much attitude today.
00:53:48
Speaker
My youngest has been doing the same shit. Is that all needed? Yeah, that's all needed. And I needed your fucking shoes out of my bedroom. What now? Yeah, what? I can have attitude. Oh, I'm going to throw him at you.
00:54:02
Speaker
You don't know who Double J Jeff Jarrett is, but I'm about to fucking show you. Oh, oh, yeah. Break out. Actually, we're an old school honky-tonk man. but There we go.
00:54:14
Speaker
Take it back. Take it back, baby. Take it back. Get those hips a-swiveling and crack in the head. No, Wally is a wall he's really good friends with his dad.
00:54:27
Speaker
his His dad's been up here on the... on What do we have, Corey? What do we have, Corey? Was that one your show and I came up with you guys? Yep. yo And then he came on on our Saturday night and fucking was with us until like 7 o'clock in the morning that night.
00:54:42
Speaker
Oh, my God. What? What kid freaks you out? Hunter? That guy's son freaks you out? Yeah, probably. Well, he's actually really 35. Yeah, Lazy has a wrench, but I'm not either.
00:54:53
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ah well he's actually really thirty five yeah lazy has a wrench but i'm on there an open Shit. Hey, you guys are going to have to take out up a blaze on that ordeal. meaning I'm out of the mix on the wrench thing.
00:55:07
Speaker
but but Wait, who's out of the mix on the wrench thing? i don' I don't. I don't. Y'all, if you want wrenches, talk to Blaze. I don't know how to do wrenches. Blaze has a wrench, but I don't.
00:55:20
Speaker
Yeah, but Shaman, you can come up here anytime you want. I'm going to have another hand.
00:55:28
Speaker
Blaze, you needed the wrench. to da night it we out on the
00:55:38
Speaker
I'm tired of the wrong. I'm tired of taking up with Blaze. I don't know how to do wrenches. i didn't even know wrenches were a thing until I seen them popping up. and I'm like, why do these motherfuckers got wrenches? And Blaze is like, shut up. I got this. and love Whatever. They're moderators. Yeah. Mm-hmm.
00:55:52
Speaker
and not Not my... Wow, that is a... I said, this show sucks. I like your ah i like your title there.
00:56:03
Speaker
Why are we doing eyeballs? almost do please Blazes is lingering around and the hes he's lurking around somewhere. you guys can call him out in the chat and demand your wrenches. If he deems you wrench worthy, then so be it. I have nothing to do with that. Don't put that evil on me, Ricky Bobby.
00:56:20
Speaker
By the way, are we showing the pictures tonight? I don't... i That's a Blaze thing. so I mean, I even got involved this Blaze is taking a well-deserved break. He did four shows in three days. He came here just a minute to show the pictures.
00:56:39
Speaker
I'll take a wrench. We don't even know who you are.
00:56:43
Speaker
Circle back, circle back. Sounding like a politician here. Hey, deflect, cast the blame on somebody else, put it on somebody else. Not my problem. I'm out of here. I'm just here to make everybody happy. this is your this is your show. This is your channel. It's your responsibility.
00:56:58
Speaker
I always hear you say that until it's time to be responsible. I responsibility of the riches on somebody else. As the boss, um I can put responsibility on other people. I put that responsibility on Blaze as the boss.
00:57:11
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My man's right. Shaman, if I knew how to give you a wrench, I'd give you a wrench, but I don't know how to do it. At the end of the day, I'm putting it on Blaze. Blaze isn't here to defend himself, so you know what? I'll defend Blaze.
00:57:24
Speaker
I'll step up and defend Blaze. No, you wouldn't. I'll fire your bitch ass.
00:57:31
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I'll make you tap out and fire your bitch ass all at the same time.
00:57:37
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Don't make me deaf.
00:57:45
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ah you know it's it's You know, it was a jar it was the before it was the Jeff. that still it's For me, because I'm newer to it, it's the Jeff. Because it happened while I was running a Saturday night show, the Jeff. Yeah, because you started fucking with me.
00:58:04
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he started it, I just fucking finished it, and he couldn't handle it, it and he said, see ya. but Shaman, good looking out, bro. He said, hold on a second. I'll give you a walker. I'll send you a walker. Right in Blaze's crawl, we'll just be like, fuck you, Blaze. You won't give Shaman ah a wrench.
00:58:21
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We're going to teach Glick how to give wrenches, and Glick's just going to hand out wrenches on the back. Yeah, you can Google that. I'm sure I can figure it out if I really try. not going to lie. Yeah.
00:58:36
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o I'm just going to give Shaman full access and control to the stream. We're going to be like, I don't know what's happening. No, we watch his. It's not his fault. It's Jedi's fault.
00:58:50
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Shaman does a good job. with Jedi, on the other hand. Jedi's slacking. He's as bad as I am. i don't know, man. That Jedi guy. At least he won't even... don't know.
00:59:04
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like
00:59:13
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me a little... You know what, if I could remember it, I would. Hold on a second. Let me... Let me see if I can figure some stuff out here. Hold on a second. I don't want to to your channel. I don't want to put you in time.
00:59:31
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Oh! I think I did it! My name is Wanda and I'm saying I'm gonna make a review of that.
00:59:42
Speaker
I think I did it. I think I did it. Shaman, I think I did it. I don't know. You think you it? I think I done did it. I think I done fingered it out. I thought i think I done fingered her out, boys.
00:59:57
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We're in trouble now. God, he's got a wrench. He's got a wrench, ladies and gentlemen. Good job.
01:00:08
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Glick gets his cookie for the month. No, where the fuck's mine? Glick is He's winning. Yeah, he did it. and You got one more now. Yeah, where's mine? I'm excited about that.
01:00:19
Speaker
but i did well i don't Calm down. Calm down. Baby steps. Baby steps. baby perhaps and got Get Get was wrong. He's like, oh shit, something bad happened. i got come back.
01:00:37
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yeah oh no a yellow correct Shaman is blue. I'm mentally retarded. Wow. Wow. Motherfucker.
01:00:48
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um excuse me um um't even tell you that lot look i'm mentally retarded and i think that wow salon wow father congratsling motherfucker i oh I can take it the way rashes. How do I do that?
01:01:04
Speaker
Don't you do it, Glenn. Don't you do it. by you gave it i just figured out I just figured out how to give wrenches. I can take them away, too. I the power. I'm glad you gave Shaman a wrench job. He tipped very nicely, if you know what I mean. Just a tip. You got...
01:01:27
Speaker
Glick's not telling you you've just been replaced with Shaman. That's all it is. I mean, i it makes sense. and makes sense I'm to call him out now. so We'll call it now. I still love you.
01:01:39
Speaker
Thank you, Wally. Wally's my only supporter up here. Well, he's a BS. What the fuck?
01:01:47
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No, he's... Tarantula, I heard that, by the way. She said, last what the fuck? No, I was saying that's a fucking Jedi. I know, Tarantula. I was kidding. I was kidding.
01:01:59
Speaker
Tarantula and me hung up all night last night. She was on my stream, then we went to Harley Dad's, then we went back to my... It was all over the place. We had a lot of fun. Well, you guys fucking met me occupied at work.
01:02:12
Speaker
So, yeah. Well, good. Good, good, good. Anything distract from working. Although you're a strange friend. no
01:02:22
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Kick rocks.
01:02:27
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MK, you bastard.
01:02:37
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quiet.
01:02:40
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Real quiet. The night I actually decided to come up on the show, it's quieter than it's been the last two Saturdays.
01:02:49
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I'm going to drink that much. only like four drinks.
01:02:54
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Give it time. i'll get a lot beer.
01:02:57
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So, Wally, you're doing a show Monday? Yes, sir. I'm back. My Speedway stories. The Motorsports show on Monday. Yep. Yep, I'm finally being able to get back into the swing of things now that shit's straightened up at work and stuff, so I can start scheduling stuff.
01:03:17
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Hell yeah, What are you going live? Probably about 8.30, 9 o'clock. I'm going to try to do an 8 if I can, just see how time is. I'll still be live one way or another.
01:03:31
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I'll try to check it out, bro. I'll definitely pop in for at least a like. That like button, people. Oh, yeah. Appreciate it, as always. got some Got some videos to show from another event that I tried to go live on for another Rough Truck event. I got some short five-minute videos I'm going share and stuff. so Nice.
01:03:55
Speaker
Who the hell done did it? Look at the guy in chat. This is some bullshit. I'm pressing charges. did you love Is that true, Lazy?
01:04:12
Speaker
Can you confirm or deny that accusation? only love mine.
01:04:18
Speaker
That's not what you said on our Lazy Glicks fan page. Yeah, but I did that for money. I'm still waiting to fucking see that. Valid point. It's going to be hot.
01:04:29
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Just wait. It's going blow your mind.
01:04:33
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Short five-minute video? Question mark? Whoa. Someone's a quickie. It's getting sexy around here.
01:04:44
Speaker
fascinating Bringing fucking sexy back. Goddamn Justin Timberlake showed up.
01:05:00
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I'm bringing sexy back. One default character at a time. Yes.
01:05:09
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Hey, for for an extra $10, I'll let you customize me. boom um so Join the Lazy Glicks OnlyFans page and watch me customize him.
01:05:21
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and Oh, that's the premium package, though. That's the premium. It's a premium package. None you cheap asses can afford it. He's a default girl in default world. Five fucking dollars.
01:05:36
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Life in plastic. He's fantastic.
01:05:47
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Can't have candles by the bedside or I'll melt.
01:06:00
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Why the fuck is it so dead tonight? It's early. We're like hour. i was going to say, we're just getting started. Give me a few more drinks. I'll get fired up. Last night I got crossfaded like a motherfucker.
01:06:13
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Yeah, you did. Man, I have not had a drink since last Saturday. havent I haven't touched, have not had a sip since last Saturday. And I'm pouring in and already starting to feel it. So guess who's getting fucked up tonight? Hell yeah. let's yeah well Let's not make sure you're on fucking TikTok again on a live stream. Wait, wait, wait. What happened on TikTok where you can't put the show on?
01:06:41
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Oh, nothing, nothing. no i don't I don't know. Nothing. So, this we've been we've been permanently banned. The the podcast page has been permanently banned for a while. What's up?
01:06:56
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Yo. Well, I'm leaving. you've You've got my replacement. I'll see you guys later. No, no, no, no, no. yeah Oh, Jedi. What did you do to him?
01:07:07
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It took me a while, but I... I wrote a speech for my wrench and I just wanted to read it for everybody. the only i take about It'll probably only take about 10 to 15 minutes unless I cry and it's going to 20. I wish I had music to play you off the stage, but all I have is this.
01:07:35
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That's all right. I'm about to walk the dogs. You might hear that actually in the background. thats I don't know why. but I got to talk to Blaze. I mean i got to question Blaze. I mean, I might i might have overstepped boundaries. And, you know, there might be a reason why you you don't have a wrench. And I don't know about it. Now all of a sudden I'm just out here. mean, you know, double check. We'll call it a temporary wrench. You know, we'll call it a temporary wrench.
01:08:01
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Yeah. Cool. I mean, this is the keeper blazes the keeper of the wrenches. I just figured out how to handle. what' he so i mean Let me let me tell you how it happens, right? So I used to be the keeper of the wrenches too and then lazy figured it out and then now everybody has a fucking wrench like literally everybody I except for me You don't have a wrench No, not even on here lay loves the hundred interviews I did notice you didn't have a wrench and I was like, okay, at least you didn't have one.
01:08:33
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That's why i was like, you know what? fuck I'll take a screwdriver. just want a screwdriver now because I'm going to screw everybody. i want a screwdriver graula I told you to comment in chat so I could wrench you and you didn't.
01:08:45
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Oh, you did. He did say that. I was on my phone. I told you last night I can't. Wait, that was this morning. why Help me help you. oh yeah this Help me help you, okay? yeah That's how you know it actually happened because that was after I woke up. That's so funny. We were still streaming when he went to bed and then woke up. I think it was like about 3 o'clock in the morning when I was like, all right, guys, I'm going to bed. so The powerhouse all the fucking drinks.
01:09:12
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yeah What did you do? I like You guys did your stream, then you went and you whored around on other streams, like a bunch of fucking streamers that you are. And then you came back and created a new one, or did you leave your stream up and just leave people on the fan? No, our stream, we concluded it, then we went to Harley Dads, and then at the end of Harley Dads, Harley Dad was closing it down, and everybody was like, we need another stream, and they're like, lazy, get one going, and I'm like, okay, I'll try to figure this out. And then I did. It took while, but he did it.
01:09:44
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It takes me a minute. I've drinking for six hours. but We did it and then everybody came to our stream again. and then trench' like I don't have a wrench. I'm like, I can't wrench you if you can't comment. yeah yeah able click on yeah but It was a fun night. It was a long night. but It was a fun night. and then everybody talked me next book week because They were all getting high. and I'm like i want to too and they're like, you should. I'm like, no, I shouldn't. but Then I did.
01:10:11
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That's a great idea. air pressure Peer pressure. Peer pressure is really good. I've been drinking for 75 hours. Peer pressure is real good. That's what assholes do um due to me on Saturday nights.
01:10:24
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Shut up. What are you talking about? Why aren't you drinking yet? there's after After party click? After party click? I'm going to bed. We're still at the ready to go. I'm too tired. Hey, Cash.
01:10:37
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i too tired and ah ka But the great thing about doing the aftershows is the next day when I get up, I send them to private, and then Blaze uploads them onto our Patreon page. Yeah, we got a Patreon page, Billy Sons of Bitches.
01:10:54
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And if you want to see all the aftershows shenanigans and other behind the scenes. If you want to hear pronounce that word, you got to pay. with a picture be bringing There he is.
01:11:10
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i'll be are back. Well, you're going to be sleeping on the bed. No, he he'll be left back.
01:11:18
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Yeah. here
01:11:27
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yeah yeah Wally, it's your show. I'm but i'm like the cool people. um I'm the cool people's. Oh, yeah. Yep.
01:11:37
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Let's see Brightout. but people on camera drop Oh, yeah. Well, wean dog, you should get into the panel.
01:11:51
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What you look like, spider chick, you sound hot. Let's see that wean, dog. and Yeah, let's see that wean. Like what Shaman said, what my man Shaman said.
01:12:02
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Yeah, let's see that of course.
01:12:16
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know what's crazy? if everybody realizes I'm actually a dude.
01:12:23
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That would be crazy. mean, I'm just saying that would be fucking hilarious. More than me, it's the eye.
01:12:40
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So, you know, Blake, I had to admire your nonsensical network skull and stuff with the middle fingers. Because we have one that's a little bit similar, but it's an alien.
01:12:54
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It's like in the mall with a blunt. Oh, really? Yeah, yeah. That's cool. <unk> know if i I don't know if I've seen that one. No, I'll be 100% honest. I'll be 100% honest with you. I was playing one night. Yes, have. I was creating the new Glicks House of Music logo.
01:13:15
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I wasn't even actually trying to do a new logo. I was actually doing a t-shirt design. And I got to playing around and realized, holy shit, I don't even remember what but platform I was using. i was like, holy shit, I can fit in peace though.
01:13:28
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but very good Hey, i still speaking of shirts, I still need to get some money for mine. You do. I still got them here. You're going to be my... What shirts? You're going to be my experimente, as the Mexicans say.
01:13:40
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Experimente. Oh. oh nice I speak Mexican. No, they're like, experimente. No, please don't send me back. I'm here.
01:13:51
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I'm American. Oh, that was not even Mexican. That was like Indian. Oh, I'm racist. Motherfucker, do not send me back. I am fucking American. I'm so glad all these truck drivers are fucking getting sent back. This nice.
01:14:07
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Truck drivers are getting sent back. Well, no, the fucking injured ones. They keep causing all these problems. They're fucking getting pulled over. They're fucking getting checked. They know English, all kinds of other shit. They're fucking sent back home.
01:14:19
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don't fucking god for that. There's only fucking places for people park.
01:14:28
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Walking in there, seeing nobody fucking washing their damn feet in a sink and shit and fucking using a water bottle to clean their asshole they don't want to shower. Okay. I hear about this. I got, like I said, my ex is a truck driver, couple friends truck drivers, so i hear about this often.
01:14:46
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Well, that's the kind of people Swift likes hire, and that's why they have so many wrecks in their trucks. oh Actually, they don't. The main ones that have most wrecks are UPS, FedEx, Amazon, the actual prime place.
01:14:59
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i buy Amazon does because I see the people they hire to deliver. Yeah, no shit. No, Prime actually, or not Prime, Swift actually has less accidents and causes or problems than most companies. But because of Swift, they like to make fun of them.
01:15:14
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Yeah. And cause issues. Well, you're in charge of the boxes tonight, just so you know. I swear you at. Okay. but but is land You bring people up and you You don't bring people up.
01:15:26
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ah What do you say, Glick? Excuse you. wait. There's no excuse for you. There's no excuse for you. There's people backstage.
01:15:38
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You're in charge of bringing them up. he can stay He can stay down there. Who dat? o Somebody stole my little scissors. What's up, ladies and gentlemen?
01:15:51
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Someone stole my hopes and dreams. Speaking of midgets. Wait, who is that? What are you doing, Jeffro? Same old shit, different day. Still getting uglier every day.
01:16:04
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Yeah, you ain't just whistling Nixie, buddy.
01:16:10
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i ain't getting prettier. I fucking know that.
01:16:15
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Saw you guys were live. Figured I'd pop up. What's up? oh Not much. First Saturday I've been up in a while, so... Just catching up with everybody. I'm all over the joint.
01:16:28
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I'm working like 14 hour days.
01:16:34
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Keeps you out of trouble. Oh, you you ain't just kidding. Oh my gosh. I start at like 7 o'clock in the morning. I finished about 40 minutes ago, give or take. I'm
01:16:49
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fine. I'm fine. I'm getting back to normal. normal work a nine hour eight nine hour day and i'm done finally no more double shift shit for a while hopefully it stays that way
01:17:03
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you still working at the same joint yup got promoted and everything a month ago i'm assistant manager now so nice well i i actually uh started working with a startup where we uh we basically help people find jobs
01:17:21
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Find me a new one. Look your long lost twin. Oh my lord. Fucking bunch heads everywhere. What's up, buddy? Shaman. What a bitch. Like blue or silver?
01:17:33
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What? Blue or silver? What's up, buddy? Silver. Just answer the question. Silver, okay. I'm the only one that hears a little bit of like slow-mo every time she speaks.
01:17:46
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That's because you're slow. Why is silver? It sounds like Satan's trying to come through.
01:17:56
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There you go. There you go, ween dog. There's tarantula. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. It's right out here.
01:18:07
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Oh, my God. I've got my chairs ripped.
Workplace Humor and Tech Mishaps
01:18:10
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14-hour days, part-time work.
01:18:15
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Yeah, some people aren't really committed to their jobs, you know? Well, the other beauty of it is don't have ever leave this room. changed shirts. Wait. Let me go outside. I don't want to go outside.
01:18:33
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I did my job pretty well.
01:18:38
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Yeah, I know you know. I'm also in the mindset now. but and And I was told because I've been doing what I've been doing since before.
01:18:49
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A couple people who are in charge of me even born. And I was told... Go ahead, your speaker's breaking us breaking up. Right on your screen. Oh, I thought that was me, man. was like, damn, i for my Over here fucking
01:19:08
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we here fucking with my phone, trying to close out other apps. Is that any better? Yes. Yes.
01:19:16
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right um well that's usual that's That's Angel's headphones. She's got the noise canceling thing. There's a bzzz in between words. I've just been ignoring it.
01:19:30
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Oh, I actually have that. thought I'd turn it off. twelve Yeah, you have that. It's like, there you go. No, so I was i was told because i because they want to do something that doing way wrong and I was told that when I was hired on that I accepted the job that I accepted that I would do but things the way that they wanted to do things and I said you know what that's fine so now I do as I'm told and when she goes hey wire I go or when shit's wrong I go you told me to do it they're like well why didn't you because that's not what I was told to do
01:20:10
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I was told not to ask questions. I don't ask questions. so You tell me to do something, I do it. When it's wrong, it's not my fault.
01:20:22
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I just did what I was told. Because I am a master manipulator. Hell yeah, you know what's up. Okay, is that better now?
01:20:34
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What? Is that better now? Okay. Yes. is that said no You know, I've been called a manipulator before. No, I'm not a manipulator.
01:20:46
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yeah yeah i'm not I'm a masturbator. I masturbate a lot. but not I'm not a manipulator. At the end the day, and sometimes people are playing chess and I'm over here playing checkers.
01:21:01
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Why? Because i live in a fantasy world where Candyland reigns supreme and at the end of the day, Fuck everybody. I'm retarded. I hang out with people i hang out with people to that... together Every day I talk to people that I swear to God hang out with Santa Claus.
01:21:19
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Something that I think people say. Over here in the corner, down below you.
01:21:25
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In general? No, just in general. no yeah not all it corners just Wally, I just want to... I just want to... want you to you see you see Tarantula, you see Angel? Sorry, Angel.
01:21:38
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and You see Angel over there? She's on her back porch. She's got light. She's also three hours ahead of us or behind us. She lives in the past. You see how much light she has on her porch?
01:21:49
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yeah And as it starts to get dark there, she's going to have light. i know I know that you live in Amish country. Does that mean you don't have electricity? Yep.
01:22:01
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You need some water you need to grow. It's dark. Yep. yeah look yeah He said, nope. He's not even listening to it. I feel like at any moment you're going to be like, hey, little girl, you want some pizza and some wine coolers?
01:22:18
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I do. I do. I've had a wine cooler in forever. Like I was in high school. All I know is What the fuck are you doing, bro? What the fuck are you doing, bro?
01:22:32
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i know is m d you do right on I dropped those. are paid Yeah. MD 2020 little Boone's farm, strawberry wine. for logo in the field And they have a strawberry banana. But that was the, that was ah the Boone's farm.
01:22:52
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The Boone's farm strawberry was like a strawberry cook kiwi. Yeah. What was that? What was the wine crawl? Crawlers. Uh,
01:23:03
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Bartles and James? Bartles and James, yes. The fuzzy fucking navel. That's what girls all drank when we was in school.
01:23:14
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You could go to any party where Chris and I grew up and then there would be bottles of Bartles and James just empty. in You're like, somebody there some chick was here.
01:23:26
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Give me a fucking McCarty 151 and we're good.
01:23:33
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I drink beer.
01:23:39
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What's up, Johnny? Good to see you, Ollie. Johnny, you suck. Good. Can't go, Wally.
01:23:51
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I always love seeing you here. Or anywhere, anywhere, actually. Fucking likewise.
01:24:00
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I'm like fucking beater and I don't know what the fuck it is. I'm like boob. It ain't what y'all think it is. I didn't dribble that shit. All right, come on.
01:24:12
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She said I it. heard that she said i miss before it's not what it looks like Sometimes
01:24:26
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here he useful so i'll be back i gotta to charge my fucking laptop so and i'll be in the light this time gli so fuck dude just go fucking plug it in and don't threaten me with any time wally don say always was that ah got pe wallies in with since i hey i still have access do the main pages right
01:24:50
Speaker
sometimes I don't know if I do. um haven't signed in forever. No. No, probably not. I've changed everything around. You're not even a member of the network anymore. You fucking quit.
01:25:02
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I don't fucking care. I was just curious. but one last One last thing I need to fucking do every day. yeah Your mom is glitching. and My internet does suck. You're not wrong. Hold on, sorry. Let me check it.
01:25:15
Speaker
Most of my kids are here. No, no, I've changed so much around. Yeah, you probably definitely do not. actually Oh, shit. I thought I heard Jeff. How you been, bro? Same old shit every day.
01:25:28
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Working. Johnny Long's in for shit again with your microphone.
01:25:38
Speaker
Where'd Shaman go? It's a good question. why Shaman's here.
01:25:48
Speaker
Calm down, guys. come down Wow, Lazy came back quick. You don't want to be on stream with me, Lazy? Yeah, what's up, Lazy? You racist? don't like shamans? You don't like colored Mexicans? You don't like black Mexicans who claim to be Indian shamans? You don't like black Mexicans? You don't like black Mexicans? Order like homie!
01:26:10
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i really don't you don't like black messking i don't like black magazine huh orlight homemie Let me that you on and okay tell okay? Let me tell you something. I think I remember why I quit.
01:26:26
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Let tell you something. yeah I think I remember why I was great. That's all I just remembered. I don't want to fucking be here.
01:26:40
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is
01:26:43
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I'm glad you got the same headset. jack I'm late for anything. i'm late for
01:26:53
Speaker
i'm here like what? Five minutes and there's racist comments flying around. I'm not going to respect my job now. Nobody actually said anything racist. We just alluded to the fact that we're racist. who's away so long You got we got another law, you know?
01:27:11
Speaker
We're gearing up. Give it give it another hour. where The racial slurs are going to be everywhere. talk about 10 more minutes. Give me 10 minutes. No, I haven't drank that much yet, guys. raise you know i't drink that much it guys on a show that is and bomb multiple times and this show i knew what you talking I have no idea what you're talking about. and bomb Everybody that doesn't know me, those are lies.
01:27:37
Speaker
That's lies. He's baking it up. That's what Glick does. He makes shit up. Jeff, is that whole believer for you, bro? Bro, I drop in bombs all the time. you might those good morning You might as well just get an IV, bro. Save some time.
01:27:52
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i buye I buy three of these every morning.
01:27:57
Speaker
They're energy drinks. I buy three every morning and a three liter. And well, this is a two and a half. I didn't even realize you were a teenager, Jeff. Oh, I, the thing is though. So with this, I started with this startup company where we help white collar, you know, IT people and tech people find jobs.
01:28:17
Speaker
And, and I start at seven o'clock in the morning. That's like fucking early, dude. This is ridiculous. So I go to the store every morning. Not that early, bro. It's not that early. Three of these.
01:28:28
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I know it's not. like like i wish i could be so dark when i get up so i go to the store every morning i pick up three energy drinks and i pick up a coke so i don't and pick up pack cigarettes and then i sit down and i look at my schedule like okay in the next 20 minutes here we go and it's non-stop appointments one after the other and i talk to people that i some of the smartest people we ever meet i mean these guys can build you a website with their eyes closed But then they they they're like, I just graduated. I've never had a job before. i have all these degrees.
01:29:03
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And I'm like, okay, what do you want to make per year? And they give me a number and I'm like, what oh, you're serious.
01:29:11
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You realize why we don't live next to Sam Cluck. Well, they were set up with false expectations of life. What, no, the industry standard of like a couple years experience, yes, you can make 150K year, but not entry level.
01:29:27
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It's not gonna happen. That's what I'm saying. Yeah, they're gonna have to lose the win. You're not gonna. Yeah, and I have to gently remind them because they're, well, they're idiots.
01:29:40
Speaker
That- Retarded? That's not gonna happen. No, they're not retarded. That's the crazy thing. Just listen. Like said, these- Explain to them- Multiple degrees. Explain to them like this, right? You can have multiple degrees and still be retarded.
01:29:54
Speaker
Just like the first time when you lost your virginity, you had to work a little bit harder for it. Amen to that. Alright. Once again, IT guys probably mostly still don't know it.
01:30:07
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Don't know about working hard for it. Then it'll be even more real. Some of these cats turn their computer and I'm like, and i'm like Whoa.
01:30:19
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They turn on like, whoa. Don't bring up losing your virginity when Jeff's here because he lost his virginity at a Catholic scout retreat. Just because you and I were alone in a tent.
01:30:34
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i You know what? I thought he looked familiar. I thought he looked familiar. How you doing, man? I haven't seen you in years. His virginity to a Catholic priest and a Boy Scout leader at the same time.
01:30:46
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They double penetrated his asshole. it was Sometimes what happens is... Hey, hey. You know, I have a new saying. Cake is cake, even if it's got a candle.
01:30:59
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oh You can't play the game without a joystick, baby. Holy shit. you know My birthday is in two weeks, but i don't think I'm going to be having a cake now. You're welcome. I ruined cake for everyone.
01:31:13
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Gluten-free cake. There definitely won't be any candles. There definitely won't be any candles on the cake.
01:31:20
Speaker
I don't eat sweets. Sweets are nasty. found this YouTube channel. it's called Return to Memes where it's They show, ah they show a video clip and it's usually something funny. Somebody fall in and then they read the comments and the comments are some of the funniest things you'll ever see.
01:31:38
Speaker
Like they show, they showed this, this kid with down syndrome, curling a chick. And of course the comments were like, something's down, but something's up, you know, some of the funniest shit I've ever heard.
01:31:53
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and that Oh, yeah, I love making fun of people at Down Syndrome. Is the funniest thing I've ever heard.
01:32:02
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Yeah, I think, I don't know, I think
01:32:07
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Down Syndrome jokes just always hit hard, I don't know why. think it's fucking funny to make fun of retards?
Health Habits and Mod Chat Jokes
01:32:16
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Yeah, don't make fun of retards. Yeah.
01:32:19
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yeah Everybody makes fun of me and I'm retarded. ah so coming Angel. Angel. Angel. Angel angel yeah yeah i waiting i fucking wrote on chat my laptop was dying oh my god why am i getting jail if you get up these interesting ah all of them os farm baby all of them but i will smoke all of them
01:32:48
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I'm literally up to two packs a day. oh they all my say you're actual just So you're a health nut, hey, Jeff? See if you're a blue nut. Oh, yeah yeah. I decided to cut back.
01:33:01
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Two liter of Coke. Three energy drinks. Three energy drinks.
01:33:08
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He's on a diet, all right. going to rifled age of
01:33:18
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I'm dying on the right old age. i love but I'm just telling you guys these are temporary when the keeper of the wrenches comes back. if If he takes your wrenches away from you, I have nothing to do with this.
01:33:33
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I'm like fucking Santa Claus over here. I'm like fucking Oprah. You get a wrench. Everybody gets a wrench. If he takes my wrench away, I'm going to get a PFP that has a real stern look on it.
01:33:47
Speaker
And whenever I'm on your channel, and I'm going to have that. Don't make him do Glick. Don't make him do it, okay? it's A real stern look going, why are you, son? I'm wondering a little voodoo and shit.
01:34:02
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i'm telling I'm telling you right now, Seanan, he takes your wrench away from you, do it, and I'll full screen you. That way you can really put that hoodoo voodoo magic on his ass. That hoodoo voodoo. Dumb.
01:34:14
Speaker
That's it. I'm doing it. I'm doing it. set jake I'm to take your wrench away from you and blame it on Blaze. Fuck. You know, and you could get away with it because Blaze would have forgotten. Exactly. Okay, I'm going to ask.
01:34:35
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He'd be like, oh, I must have done that. Probably, maybe. He's going to be like, yeah, I did. Fucking Glick, you don't give out wrenches. I'm going to be like, you know what? You're right.
01:34:48
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You know what? In fact, if he asked me, I'm going to tell him he gave it to me. Like, where you going to wrench Last week, you gave it to He'll believe you, too. Oh, shit. Sorry, bro. I didn't mean to question that.
01:35:04
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yeah Like, don't you remember we were contemplating it? We were chronically contemplated. were chronically contemplated.
01:35:15
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That's pretty good, John. Blaze wants to kill me of the time. love that guy. I know you get so aggravated with me.
01:35:32
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No lie, though. i heard him talking about, just write a comment. and I'll give you a wrench. I'm texting him. ah You got to stop giving wrenches to everybody. and Then I heard it was tarantula or whatever. and I was like, oh, never mind. Erase.
01:35:45
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i was like, all right, that's cool.
01:35:49
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i was like, who the fuck's going to give him one to now? That's how i am in the morning. you know Then I got to get my manager mode. Wait till Friday. I'll get monitor streamed.
01:36:01
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There you Hell yeah. i got yeah like that I get like that. I mean, jedi is jedi Jedi has called for the manager before. He's gone full Karen on people. He's like, where the fuck is your manager at?
01:36:12
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And I'm just like, not my circus, not my monkeys. not availabl tonight it's not not and It's not a click show i'm not available du I got fucking us cold last night on somebody's fucking live stream for anybody shut the fuck up and then after a while what fucking harley dad sat there Remember hardly that did because he was trying and talk and what's name oh yeah, and I was like everybody shut the fuck up let him talk and it was like And then like after a while She got control of the room Who said that? I was like me You probably said that you make you lot of people angry I was like okay And then after like an hour he's like Angel control your panel It wasn't even an hour he's like where's Angel We need her to get fucking I was like no you told me not to do that no more So I'm not doing forget it We're good So sudden You know what's up You've been around for hours a minute ah Come on you know what's up buddy
01:37:06
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Who's that? That's right there. have lot of We don't know who's who. what? got got I got got guys. guys. I I got I guys. got guys. I got guys. guys. got I guys. got got guys. guys. got I got guys. got guys. got guys. guys. got guys.
01:37:17
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I got got guys. got guys. I got got I guys. I guys. got I got guys. got I got guys. guys. got got I got guys. got I guys. got I got got I guys. I guys. got guys. got I guys. got got guys. I I guys. got guys. got I guys.
01:37:31
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got guys. I guys. got guys. got I got got guys. got I guys. got guys. got guys. I got I got Hey, one's a fruit, but you sound like a vegetable. You got hosts. got hosts in different areas, folks.
01:37:47
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He knows. well My middle daughter and I were at Walmart today. and and because She didn't fucking yell at me about not buying her Dr. Pepper. I'm like, look, your dad's broke.
01:38:00
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I got to She's Leave me the fuck alone. You got Dr. Pepper money, you can get your own Dr. Pepper. You can drink tap water, man. Tell her, actually, the doctor the doctor ordered some tap water. That's what happened.
01:38:12
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Yeah, right? And she's like, I got money. I just don't have any way to get to i don't have any way to get to the store. i'm like, all you have to do is ask. I'll take you up to Walmart. You can get some Dr. Pepper. So we took her up to Walmart.
01:38:23
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She was getting some Dr. Pepper. Then she wanders into the chip aisle. She picks up a bag of flaming hot Cheetos. And I was like, yeah, you're getting Cheetos that are flaming hot because you're flaming. And she was like, shut up. I was like, and this mind you mind you, this is after I had a conversation with a total stranger that she was embarrassed by.
01:38:41
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It was just a normal conversation about being old. And then she was like, like her flaming and she was like, shut up. And I was like, yes, queen. Yes, girl. You like those flaming. And she's like, oh, my God.
01:38:54
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I fucking hate And was like, you want to go out in public with me again? She was like, no. That's why fucking love my They're all nuts. We're like, we can say whatever the fuck we want and nobody gets embarrassed. It was loud. Everybody that was with an earshot stopped and looked.
01:39:09
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And then, of course, you see my big ass doing that and it's just like, who what the fuck? You got a Sasquatch that's gay in Walmart? We got a bear three. before.
01:39:23
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specific yeah It's like, you know, I didn't think anything could surprise me. Oh, my God. I am surprised.
01:39:37
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Kerkers is better. Buy two six-packs, you get two six. Oh, is it really? Is that what they got going on right now? I didn't know that. Can't I just buy one, get one instead of buy two, get two? mean, that's like, fuck you.
01:39:52
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It's the same thing. Just double. Come on, Shaman. Yeah, but just double isn't the same thing because now I got to spend double. Yeah. Buy something and get something free.
01:40:06
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Wait, what?
01:40:09
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So look, you're spending $15 now at that point. You're at like $16 after tax. Yeah, you're spending $16, but also getting $16 for free. Yeah, Shaman. Yeah. commenc me yeah shaman so thats the nerd first oh Nerdverse. That's Beast Motor Chaka, one of the two. Your internet took a shit for a second.
01:40:34
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Oh, thank God. your internet tiship for a second watch should be these oh thank god as go hacked my phone I thought it was me. house i mean so jack yeah the fuckies know Hit the damn link, Beast Mode. Yeah, Beast Mode, go fuck yourself.
01:40:56
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I'm just kidding. What up, Nerdverse? How you guys doing?
01:41:04
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What up, hoes? Well, Chaka's MIA. He's been popping into random chats here and there. But other than that, Chaka's MIA.
01:41:17
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Yeah, Chaka's been MIA for a fucking minute. It's two minutes, bro. It's almost like quarter of an hour.
01:41:28
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but damn it. Jesus Christ.
Tech Banter and Career Advice
01:41:32
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Sorry, Wally left. Wally left. Wally was in charge of the backstage and fucking Wally left. Like, goddammit. How do I have no people here tonight? It's just me. I'm in charge of this entire fucking shit show. I'm here. Goddammit.
01:41:46
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Hey, if anybody... If anybody wants to pay me to shill this shit coins, you know I'll do it. Put your money where your mouth is. You want to do what to my shit coins? You want do what?
01:42:00
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Oh, yeah. I want to shill it. Daddy. Oh, I want to shill it.
01:42:17
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yeah everybody keeps saying So, Jeff, what did what did you but did you help find?
01:42:33
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Jeff?
01:42:35
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Jeff? What's up? What did you help find? What did you help find? what what did you help find ah yeah You've been outside playing. I help people find jobs in the IT. Oh, that's the co-founder. Oh, that was you earlier. Okay, i remember you saying that. Okay, never mind. You're good. Yeah.
01:42:57
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The company work for, we find white-collar jobs. And it was a startup business. those were That's right. It's a tech company that we we work with a little over 6,000 companies helping place people into those positions.
01:43:15
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Cash. and And that's all over? All 50 states and Japan. Okay. And Japan, just for good measure. Well, no, it's because our owner is half Japanese and he lives in Japan.
01:43:30
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Oh, makes sense. Yeah. Makes sense. what he only he happy This will blow your mind. This will blow your mind. Okay. So I met, I i do, yeah we do video chat all day long on our Slack.
01:43:44
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And everybody's got a profile picture on Slack, blah, blah, blah. i have my face. And I look at it and um day one, they're like, oh, you got to talk to Jake. He's the owner.
01:43:58
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Jake is part Nigerian, British, and Japanese.
01:44:05
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You ever hear a black guy say Brab with a Japanese accent? but i like He's like he's like, what's up, Brab? And I was like, oh my God. I'm not being an asshole, but I'm going to laugh for 20 more minutes.
01:44:19
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ah That seems reasonable, to be honest. it's It's an involuntary reaction, so you can't even get at me for that. He's like, i get it. happens all the time. I said, dude. you can' You can't call me.
01:44:31
Speaker
No, don't do it. He's like what are you talking about? Nope, nope. He texted me because I'll just laugh the entire time. I said, i'll run this ah I'll run the sales department. I don't care, but do not call me because I'll just sit here laughing.
01:44:47
Speaker
Fair enough. And to hear him speak Japanese, my head exploded. But like one of the companies we're currently working with, we we just got a deal with Netflix Japan and we got 529 roles to fill.
01:45:10
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Ridiculous. I'm on Slack right now, actually talking to clientele. That's what's up. ah yeah
01:45:21
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It's slow going. It's not, you know, I'm not making millions of dollars or anything, but I'm, I'm surviving. at the moment. But the company's only been around for like eight months. If you can survive off of it to begin with, i mean that's a win. yeah that's that's the big thing The first few years are the hardest. yeah it's it's It's a cybersecurity company.
01:45:44
Speaker
We actually have another program that I'm actually starting. It's our secondary startup where we help small businesses. like If you own a plumbing company and you want to get your Google ranking up,
01:45:56
Speaker
We do that too. What if i what if i have like an urban pharmaceutical company? I have to ask, but I don't see why not. As long as legal in your state.
01:46:09
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It's not. If it's ranked on Google, like if you go onto Google and you put in plumber near me, you get that list. 95% of people pick the first five. so You know what's funny? is That's why I scroll down now and I always pick the second five. I check everything.
01:46:31
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Hey, I get it. I'm like, nah, you're not fucking with man. It comes down to the reason why the people get ranked higher it comes down to the way they've got it set up.
01:46:45
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I don't know how it works. I just sell it. je um oh Just Boss is Chojin Miyagi from Okinawa.
01:46:57
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Oh, yeah, he's cool. What? The owner is Chojin Miyagi from Okinawa, Japan. Yeah. If you guys don't get that reference, then I will fucking leave this entire damn panel. Obviously, it's karate kid reference, obviously.
01:47:17
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Obviously. It's fictional.
01:47:20
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Hence that. Seemed like a lot.
01:47:27
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I didn't. I didn't. know I didn't. get I guess it could have been funnier. Have a couple more beers. Maybe we'll laugh more. be The it gets, the funnier it gets. I know. but
01:47:41
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Calm down, Beast Mode, just because you're a mom, a dad, brother and sister. Calm down. What can I say? I made a hell of a beast. You know what I'm I mean, if that's the mode you're in. What did they say? Close to Ken, deep around? Beast Mode be here.
01:48:03
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yeah so i for He's here the whole time. I didn't fucking likerus straight play i i sit it I was like, wait, hey, he's done it last night. Congratulations.
01:48:16
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Did you hear that, ladies? He literally said that at the same time. yeah He's been here the whole time. That's how you lie, guys. That's how you lie. Uh-oh, wardrobe change.
01:48:35
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She really is a default character, man. Me? Yeah, you. You know, I was changing from my black hoodie to my green one. She's a customized character. She's a customized character. The hair's just totally messing me up. What color do it because you want? You want black? want purple? oh fuck I got all kinds. of like i on purple I want purple.
01:49:00
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I wore purple a while back. What is that? What is that Ragnarilds and Will Ferrell song? that Have you guys heard that? I may be black, I may be purple, I may be blue, I may be green. Nope. I like that one, Where's My Rent or whatever. You know what I'm saying? The little skit with the kid.
01:49:17
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Got like a daughter in it. No, it's a little white girl.
01:49:25
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you know and so's a little scart with the with the kid but a little daughter in it that it the white but a white girl No, no, you're talking about where the little girl comes in and she's like, yeah where the through it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:49:45
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The song you're singing about, Glick, is actually Ryan Reynolds, doesn't he? He did it on TikTok. bri Ryan Reynolds and Will Ferrell. I mean, Ryan Reynolds originally did it, but then Ryan Reynolds and Will Ferrell did it together. right Will Ferrell came in and did like all the high notes.
01:50:04
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Right. I'm not talking about how play Britney and Michael or Jedi. That's only once in a while. That's only once in a while.
01:50:15
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You got to make that distinction, let's be honest. who
01:50:21
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Yes. just What you working on tonight, Johnny Bongs? Some more warrior cold fish? Cold fish? what He's just busy running Cuba, like always.
01:50:35
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I was going to say, hey, hate Fidel, hey, Fidel Johnny Bongs. Hey, Johnny, where's your chair at, bro? I haven't seen him in a little bit. Will real Johnny Bongs please stand up? Will the real Johnny Bongs please stand up? I don't know who this guy is sitting on him again.
01:50:56
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Hey, that's the motherfucking road right there. Thank you very much. That's the motherfucking and tell yeah don bone Fidel Bongs is sitting on Johnny
01:51:14
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Johnny, did you get some sleep? Because yesterday you were all fired up. hadn't slept in like three years. so force Four scores to be exact. Dude, I knocked the fuck out and everything went black. Right, he was on. Johnny, heard you do like three fucking streams and everything. You good? Oh, there we got the purple.
01:51:34
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There we go. Oh, dude. ah Yeah, I knocked out nice. good Okay, good. Now we're to stay up for three more days.
Humor in Measurements and Hygiene
01:51:44
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No, don't do that. Me too?
01:51:47
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He too? It happens, man. Johnny was on fire last night. like yeah the bur He hadn't been able to sleep for like a couple of days. I'm like, bro, you need to sleep. I'm glad you got some sleep, Johnny. ah so first yeah of the I had my first that I'd done in months. and Lazy came in the chat You didn't bother come up on my live, motherfucker, but I found you over here. like right there was There was no link, for one. but It was pinned on the top of the damn chat. Don't you lie. didn't look at the top of the chat.
01:52:22
Speaker
No, you were doing one of your videos. If I get up there, I'm just going distract you and you're going to get killed and you're going to blame me. I want to hurt this dude, but he was chatting my ear. This lazy Jedi motherfucker was distracting me from the kill. Yeah.
01:52:37
Speaker
Come on. Nobody wants to come a on a panel when you're when you're playing video games. They just want to watch you play video games. I wasn't playing video games. Just a regular panel. I games.
01:52:53
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i was only on there for like five minutes but i thought you were playing video game
01:52:58
Speaker
I literally was talking to people on the panel. How the fuck am I playing a video game doing that? literally thought you were playing video games. i was like course i wouldn't be using Plus, I wouldn't you be using StreamYard. Because you can't you can't play video games with StreamYard. lags too damn much.
01:53:14
Speaker
Well, I apologize, Beastman. I would hang out. Don't backpend on the L, damn it.
01:53:22
Speaker
I'm not back. lonely i told you I told you what my perception of the situation was. You can take it or leave it. Beast mode. Leave the fags alone. You don't got to call them out like that just because you can't play video games on StreamYard.
01:53:34
Speaker
Calm down, bro. you don't have to be extra You don't have to be so fucking extra powdery, motherfucker. I'm just saying. Yes, I do. that i appreciate yeah yeah yeah Oh, my God.
01:53:47
Speaker
I love how I yell at Beast Mode and he yells at you, Jedi. I know, right? It's like Pong. You bounce it to him and he bounces it right back at me. I have ADHD, so I can only focus on one motherfucker at a time. You don't even know the full alphabet Beast Mode. but throw out number All I got to do is just throw something on your bald head.
01:54:13
Speaker
I talk shit and Jedi catches the flag from it. I'm sorry, Jedi. You know I love you, buddy. Look, I may have been away from YouTube streets for quite a few months now, but I was born with a mouth. That will never change.
01:54:33
Speaker
What else were you born with? He was born this way. He was born this way. Just ask the lady. We don't need to get in that. We saw that shit last night.
01:54:47
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Listen, is it a little big or is it a large clitoris? and that were you no easter um yeah sha on What's the difference? About three millimeters.
01:55:02
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A clitoris swelling up is basically just a tiny penis. We don't use metric system around here, shaman. We go down to the 16th and the 32nd. We count it all. we go down to the six thirty seconds dam we count it all yeah We can go down to the 16th and the 32nd. bet y'all didn't know the little yellow lines in between the black ones were measuring.
01:55:25
Speaker
like and yeah like I count everything. I only measure my dick. I know how to fucking measure. i be when why they got did budget And when I found out my dick was like 773 centimeters, like, Next time somebody asks me how big my dick stands. You know what? And you're a wrestling fan, so I know you nicknamed your dick Andre the Giant at that point.
01:55:51
Speaker
It's Click Dre. It's Click Dre the Giant. Come on, man. Get it right. Holy dick. My name is Green Giant.
01:56:01
Speaker
holy yeah my name mine green guy It's the people's dick. What the fuck?
01:56:13
Speaker
What the glick is cooking. Well, you can smell it, then it's probably not good. do I got a new diet coming, so I'll be right back.
01:56:24
Speaker
You should rinse it. You're not Andre the Giant. You are the green giant. That's right. It's all about pheromones, baby. natural. All natural. All right, I'll give you that. You got me there. Touche. Touche. Touche. You saved it with the pheromones. You saved it with the pheromones.
01:56:45
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um' ah I'm a squatch. I'm a squatch. That's how we get that. Like fucking watch.
01:56:52
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like Swiss Army squatch. Like Swiss Army squatch, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We pulling out them things. We pulling out them things. Mm-hmm.
01:57:05
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Same thing. Johnny, you're lucky that you have you've put so much time and effort into your fucking name and your headline because i would have already changed it to Fidel Balls. ah yeahbra brown so Yeah,
01:57:22
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Okay, I'll just copy and paste it so I can put it back in later. Told you. Told you. copy and paste it because I'm changing that shit right the fuck now. Last week, I received that shit.
01:57:36
Speaker
I was like, no, I can't fuck with my man because he put all that type of energy into his name. And then... Remember that? I told you, just copy and paste that shit, bro. I just changed it. changed it right after I didn't speak.
01:57:52
Speaker
I just made this not working. Come on, this is what can work, you stupid ass. I even put a bong emoji to copy and paste into my name, man. I mean, we we deserve to be able to change it to whatever you want. There you go.
01:58:05
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Fidel Bongs is in the building, ladies and gentlemen. It's official. my It's official now.
01:58:14
Speaker
fucking a pick on and My fat belly wants my food more than I do. I love y'all, though. I'll see you in little bit. I'll be back on later. Hey, spit on it, bro.
01:58:29
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Take it in the cheeks. Keep clits wet. Give you one reason to pull up because I'm here, baby. Get your pretty ass up here.
01:58:40
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Untrackable. Hey, you gotta glick it. You gotta to glick it before you stick it. You gotta glick it before you stick it. You gotta get it nice and wet so we can kick it. you god dog get dead nice and went weekend can get get come
01:59:02
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like The Sticky Glicky. What was it last week? The sticky hashtag Sticky Glicky? Yeah, it it was Sticky Glicky. Angel, you're good at remembering this shit. I don't remember what it was. I thought you said Sticky Glicky. No, I wasn't. yeah you they no I mean, you want to raise a kid.
01:59:25
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but i read it completely
01:59:32
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Oh, my goodness. Abortion's a lot cheaper than raising them, sons of bitches. I'm just saying. oh Cletus the fetus.
01:59:41
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Cletus the fetus.
01:59:46
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The power of Christ. You ever see that picture of where they do the power of Christ gave up on Glick long time Trust
01:59:53
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but where they do the where they do like the fuck the power christ gave up on glick a long time trust me like He he said, I'm washing my hands. I'm done with that. He's out of control. Jesus fucking gave him his ass.
02:00:16
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but i now jesus I said, Jesus, take the wheel. He said, nah, bro, you got this.
02:00:23
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Are you sure? Rocking and rolling. Fuck it. I'm a ride. I'm a trip. I'm a whole ass mess. What's he doing?
02:00:35
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The Smallville song. A Smallville song. What? don't know what that is. It's a small bill after all.
02:00:47
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It's a small bill, not a small world. That's what I said. That's what I said. That's what I said. No, you watch fucking small bill, that stupid fucking thing with that sappy ass bro. It's a small bill after all.
02:01:00
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you got to Give me some respect. Oh my god. Lazy Jedi, you're fucking Moby. oh Holy fuck. Oh, shit. Don't you dare. no run i would out i would like the default. I will not accept Moby.
02:01:17
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Yeah, I don't like Moby. Do you know who Moby is? Don't you laugh, Johnny. You got a country to run. You don't have time for this. ah um Bro, no disrespect intended. I apologize. yeah I take it back.
02:01:31
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Yes, take back. no that was that was the one i was waiting for for for months when everybody started calling me you fall i was like i was like oh they're telling me moby and that's really gonna be my breaking point was she her smallville and i don't know why why her bringing up smallville brought up movie to me in my head otherwise this is this is just how my brain works i'm like Michael Rosenbaum played... Wait, does your brain work, though? That's the real question.
02:01:59
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it's It does. It's complex. It is a complex. What up, Mandy? What up, Mandy? Come on, Mandy, get up What up, dandies.
02:02:13
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what up name jamama many likes the candy in it's hill in dandy Who that is? That my baby daddy? Oh, sorry.
02:02:26
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this but but but I don't know. I never told you my side. Link was two seconds from twerking on stream. I don't want to see that. I really don't want to see that. I thought there was a rap song called Mandy, but it's not Mandy. That's Tom Jones.
02:02:45
Speaker
and then the it's It's Tupac. What is that Tupac song? Wanda, Why do They Call You a Bitch? Not Wanda. What's it what's that hood? that's That's Wonder Why They Call You a Bitch. I love that song. You can spell that right now. ah just but it First and foremost, all y'all motherfuckers can suck my dick.
02:03:06
Speaker
Tupac's got me me and my girlfriend into all the barbecues I got my ghetto pass and I got my end pass. So suck my dick. I just won't say it. But are you going to the cookouts? It's all forgeries. None of that. I go to all the cookouts. I get invited to all the cookouts. a whole YouTube network that I named the NTS.
02:03:28
Speaker
there's a hole and there's a wholeass youtube network that i that that i call that i named the nts ah wish I wish were up in here. I'm not even going to say what it is.
02:03:40
Speaker
Where's my man in smoke? I need to holler at him real quick before I get myself in trouble. There's too many white people in here before I get in trouble. There's too many white people in here. Not my black message. A lot of honkies on panel. It's too bright on this channel to say certain things. You know what I mean? That's all I'm saying. I'm going to holler at my man in smoke.
02:04:04
Speaker
um i saying i'm a holler my bad smoke I'll be like, yo, I need you up here real quick. Wait, is that the day from last week? No, that's, you know, but you need to get him up here. He's awesome. i'm going watch question With nobody truly, with nobody truly knowing like what I look like and stuff. It's really hard not to say things that, you know, make you a certain, you know, genre of pigmentation.
02:04:32
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It's, it's hard. You know, it's difficult. Nobody knows the challenges I face. You know, Nobody knows what it's like. Nobody knows and nobody cares. And nobody's talking to you, okay? I said Glick, all right? yep I didn't say you were talking to me. Hey, this is Glick in shaman conversation. Get your bitch ass out of here.
02:04:55
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i still going to talk so who Who are we yelling at? who yelling We're yelling at shaman. Yeah, really apparently it's my turn to get yelled at. I'm not even sure what I've been wrong, but that's cool. i could i'm yelling it I'm not yelling at shaman. Shaman and I are yelling at somebody. I was just trying to figure out who we're yelling at.
02:05:13
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I would never ye oh yell at an Angel because she she yelled at me for some reason. I wouldn't yell at you. Wait, do I? I said I was a fucker and nobody cared about me.
02:05:27
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yeah Oh my God, I got three dreams? Holy fuck. Thank God for that. yeah Yeah. I'm going to see if I can get my voice spoken. Jenna, I love you. I wasn't yelling at you.
02:05:40
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Sweet little prince you. He's mad because I'm getting attention. Let me let me get off streaming. I'll come back again. No, no, no, no. You know, he talks shit about my BFT, but my BFT makes noise, you know?
02:05:56
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Whatever that means. good name What's a PFP? Oh, profile picture. i i My amateur. tarantula vibrates as I talk. It's crazy. Verberates. Verberates.
02:06:13
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Verberates. Where do you put it? As I talk. You don't want to know. yeah You'll find out tonight if you're dreaming. All right right. We'll do a Zoom call.
02:06:28
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Strictly business. okay Holy shit.
02:06:37
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It's normal Saturday. Hmm.
02:06:44
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Hi, Johnny. that's right. Today's Saturday, not Sunday. it's so good. Oh, that's awesome. I got the day off. Hell yeah. No, I got to work, but man, I said tomorrow was Monday and I got a lot more work to do on Monday than I do tomorrow.
02:07:04
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ah Delivering furniture? That's so good. Sure. Shit. Now I'm laying pipe. My inward.
02:07:14
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whoa well i didn't take it there. yeah Creepers. I didn't take it there. Where's everybody at?
02:07:27
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is everybody in Click just took it and ran into the jungle with it um it. Because I said my ends and and and and and black people are from the jungle. That's racist. fidel bomb Wow. be it dead took a thing. Still be a thing.
02:07:48
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I knew it was some white guy. Ridiculousness. fucking india that oh my head knew it was some white ridiculousness
02:08:01
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Oh, shit. Untrackable. My bad, bro.
02:08:06
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My bad, bro. Untrackable. It's not your fault, Wick. You couldn't even track that he was backstage. Hold on. Hold on a second. Hold i take ah new jersey he to tell me give give on Give untrackable.
02:08:20
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yeah Tell me the fuck off. Tell me what a piece of shit I am. My man's been sitting back there. I've seen him come in. I'm distracted.
02:08:28
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and Then I went and touched myself because Untrackable was here, and then I came back, and yeah, my bad. Oh.
02:08:37
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like Now we're thought-sharing. I like this. We're getting somewhere. i We're thought-sharing. My inside inside words are on the outside. My inside words are on the outside.
02:08:55
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I want to tell you guys, I know you guys keep up with sports and all. Sports ball again? know you guys keep up with volleyball. I haven't watched football game of any kind in over two years. I went East Carolina University over 20 years ago.
02:09:09
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watched the football game in ah of any kind in like over two years and i went to east carolina university like over twenty years ago And I saw the baby, what was it Campbell, 56th or some shit.
02:09:28
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And I was like, wait a second, I got to put my hoodie on, man.
02:09:35
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Oh, they won today, 56th or nothing? Yeah.
02:09:40
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56th or something. Something. Campbell got something. Soup. ah
02:09:51
Speaker
Last time I watched sports ball, they slam dunked a touchdown and then and then they kicked a home run. The goalie got pissed off. What? Slam dunked a home run and the goalie cried to his mom.
02:10:03
Speaker
No, you dyslexic. You said it backwards. Dyslexic. You can't home run a slam dunk.
Reflective and Military Anecdotes
02:10:11
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Oh, my God. They slam dunked a touchdown and then kicked a home run. Dyslexic. What the fuck?
02:10:20
Speaker
East Carolina Pirates. Oh, my God. When I was there, they won game, and the only team they beat Army. Wait, you went to college? when i was there they won one game and the only the only team they beat was army
02:10:39
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ah wait you went to college Oh, yeah. I've been to several colleges, man. No, but were you actually a student? You never hung out at a college before? I've been to several colleges, too. I was never a student at those colleges that I was at. Yeah, you're going to have to change your name to ungradable.
02:11:04
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I've been to the Ohio State University, Miami of Ohio, Ohio. What he meant to say is you were enrolled in college courses and attended? Yeah, man, I went i went to i went to East Carolina University and I majored in making friends and hanging out. And I found a major in smoking marijuana.
02:11:34
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I never enrolled in college, but I went to a lot of colleges and I majored in the same program, minus the weed, but making friends and hanging out and slamming a lot of brews. The only reason he didn't graduate is because they couldn't track his attendance because he's untrackable. will say those I don't want to be a downer, but it was a big change in my life because I went to... um what was it I think it was a biology lab. It's a three-hour lab. and
02:12:08
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It was first thing in the morning, and it's a three-hour lab. The class was cool. that's it actually That was actually a class that I had.
02:12:20
Speaker
It was three-hour tour. The class let out, and i I'm walking by the fountain, and I'm seeing these people sitting on the fountain crying.
02:12:32
Speaker
And i was like, well, somebody had a bad day. And then I get back to the barracks. or you know It wasn't the barracks at the time. It was the dorm. Because that was the time of my life. It was the dorms.
02:12:51
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ah Well, I'm sorry. I'm a fucked up brain. But I walked in the front door of the dorm and they had like the the common area with a big screen TV and all of the caretakers, you know, the cleaners and the stuff like that. They were huddled in front of the TV.
02:13:10
Speaker
And I was like, be hey, I guys like watch soap operas and all that shit. But but don't you have work to do? I didn't say anything, but I wanted to see what they were up to. thank you and and And it was in that moment when I walked into the dorm and saw these people huddled around the TV that the second tower on September 11th, 2001.
02:13:39
Speaker
This is not this isn't real. I was stoned and I was leaving a bullshit biology lab. And I was like, what the fuck is going on, man? That that changed my life for real.
02:13:55
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ah I just want to address something. And this is what I got from this story is that he walked into a room and there was a whole bunch of beaners and a big screen TV and they weren't working and he was mad because the beaners weren't working.
02:14:09
Speaker
No, they were watching a replay from 10 years after event happened. He thought it was real time. Like, hey, remember this? he I don't think Untrackable ever went to college. I think he's making this up. I think Untrackable's confusing the military. but great home
02:14:29
Speaker
No, I'm racist. ah Shaman, he's only racist against half of you. Not all of you. Jed, I'm not racist against all of you. hear the hint
02:14:41
Speaker
je i know another justice against all of you He hates black men. That's when all the recruiters started showing up on campus like, hey, we're going to war.
02:14:53
Speaker
Don't you want an ROTC contract? Don't you want to sign up and serve your kind country? And I was like, oh no, stop ah I just want to smoke weed and go to school. But then I failed out and I was like, bro, I should have took him up on that.
02:15:07
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ah So Attractable was like, fuck all these high college holders. I'm going to the military. Sign the paperwork. There's him and a bunch of dudes in the sand just staring each other longingly. Hey, but just remember, if you weren't scoring high on your test, you're going to be one of the frontline men walking over the landmines and shit.
02:15:32
Speaker
Yeah. Not me. you's Not me. Thank you, Private Ryan. You and your idiot brothers. Not this guy. I'm not a I'm the last double bloodline. You know who couldn't do shit the military? That's motherfucking God. You know what I can do in the military? I can sit behind a motherfucking desk.
02:15:50
Speaker
That's what I can do in the military. Why? Because Private Ryan and his fucking brothers are a bunch of assholes. Hey, that that's one of the funniest things because, you know, they put you through the ASFAB, which is you know, hey, what are are you worthy?
02:16:08
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scored a 99 out of 99 on the handspan, and they said, what do you want to do? And I said, well, I sure as shit don't want to get shot at, but I need a job, motherfucker. And so they were like, well, we'll give you $15,000 to be a cook.
02:16:25
Speaker
And I was like, hell yeah. So I was like the smartest, dumbest person ever ever. So but everybody ate SpaghettiOs. I don't remember when I scored all the ads bad, but they were like, you can do anything you want, Glick. And I was like, Army Ranger, front line. I want to kill motherfuckers. And they're like, accept that.
02:16:45
Speaker
I'm like, the fuck? They're like, you're a sole survivor. You can't do that. And I'm like, what can I do? They're like, well, you can be a construction guy. And I'm like, fuck that. I can do that in the civilian life and not have to go through all your bullshit.
02:16:59
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but you know If you ever played a video game in your life and and you're about to you know talk about joining the military, a possible war, and you're trying to pick a job, just know there are no respawns in real life.
02:17:14
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but i don't give fuck. At that moment in time in my life, I didn't care if I respawned or not. Now that I'm in my 40s and I got kids and yeah life is...
02:17:26
Speaker
Yeah, life is all right. I mean, they'll do all right. Now it's like, hmm, what you just said, untrackable. You know, respawn sounds nice, but you don't get the respawn. When I was 18, I like, no redo.
02:17:39
Speaker
You can hope for it. When nine eleven happened, I had already kind of woke up a little bit and wasn't agreeing with the government. And then I knew something was up when those buildings fell because that's not...
02:17:51
Speaker
That's not a natural fall. That's demolition inside job inside job allegedly allegedly allegedlyegedly alledly allegedly yeah so This for entertainment purposes only we all well awakeegedly Awake or not when you need a job and they're like hey, we're gonna give you a bonus for doing the dumbest thing anybody's ever done and hey You could jump on a grenade and save your buddies.
02:18:19
Speaker
You're not dumb ah you know what you you can put boy But what if i what if I got shot in in the in the buttocks and then I got ice cream? And then my best friend Lieutenant Dan and Lieutenant Dan had no legs.
02:18:31
Speaker
obviously you know You would have met Forrest Gump, which would have been cool. They gave me some money to give people who got shot in the butt ah ice cream. So...
02:18:42
Speaker
you ah checkable un trying i just I decided to go to school instead of the military. I went to school for urban pharmaceuticals and ventured that route for a few years. and I like i lie have never heard that before, Shaman. I like that. Urban mar pharmaceutical.
02:19:04
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hey I will never but your shop down but i'm kitchening what up downtown shame anybody for not serving their country because having done it and progressed, I would say serve serve yourself first because you are useless.
02:19:24
Speaker
You are useless um to your purpose if you are not alive. and They will send you to a purposeless death with Oh, hey, that's a shiny stone they put you in. ah Good luck, motherfucker. now The only reason I didn't go to the military, because i thought i like I picked a new job when they told me I couldn't do what I wanted to do. I was going to go into combat engineering. and I'm like, this is cool.
02:19:52
Speaker
ah Blow shit up, build shit. This is what I already know. See what I'm already doing. but then i had But then medically, I couldn't go. Even though my recruiter was like behind me 100%. Well, that's his job.
02:20:04
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He's a recruiter. That was his job. like He was like, yo, let him in. you know But I had some medical stuff. and I was like, yeah, whatever. I'm good. I'm out. and is somebody the holy and shit Oh, shit.
02:20:15
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oh Oh, shit.
02:20:19
Speaker
Run, son. oh No flags. No flags. No flags. Came to the party, right? I always thought I'd be in some kind of like military or police or something. just sorry hold i do yeah I just turned into a big old hippie when I got back. I love everybody for everything they do. i don't give a I don't give a shit whether you're winning or losing. I don't care if you're rich or you're poor.
02:20:45
Speaker
I don't care. i really don't care. I'm just glad to talk to people. You know what I'm saying?
02:20:53
Speaker
I mean, as long as you ain't evil and about harming people or whatever, even emotionally, then I'm good with it. I'll talk to anybody. No, I love everybody.
02:21:11
Speaker
I'm trying not to talk to people. like people. You know, some people don't accept bullies and shit. Some people don't accept my love, so I have to go in the back door, but They're going to like it after after it's all said and done.
02:21:28
Speaker
I'm going to fuck you until you love me. Oh, shit. Out of control. You're getting it whether you like it or not. ah who that's my That's my favorite Mike Tyson quote, by the way.
02:21:45
Speaker
I'm going to fuck you until you love me. Yeah. Yeah. but Mike Tyson was wild back in the day. He was like, you little bitch. He's going to be fighting.
02:22:00
Speaker
Fuck that bullshit. You know what? That's some bullshit. Let me let me go off on that. Of course it is. That fake ass shit. okay even Apparently Mike Tyson even came out and said he got paid like $12 million to fucking lose or some shit like that.
02:22:14
Speaker
It was some crazy amount of money. He would have destroyed Jake Paul legitimately. Yeah, but then I still got these kids. I got these kids at work trying to tell me, no, but like, Jake Paul beat Mike Tyson. No, bitch.
02:22:28
Speaker
No, that's not what happened. Boo. That shit was set up. I mean, serious. This guy's a real fucking fighter. Well, he's won like this many fights. He must be good.
02:22:39
Speaker
He fought nobody. isn't he in a league? Why isn't he fighting anybody? Where's his belt at? I mean, seriously. um ah He can punch her. I'll give him that. But that doesn't mean he's good boxer.
02:22:52
Speaker
A dude with ah shaggy blonde hair and all these tattoos. Like, I could destroy him with my average ass dick. You know what I'm saying?
02:23:05
Speaker
I don't know. he does I think he's been to some ditty parties.
02:23:11
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He brought his own baby oil, too. Because he's not rich.
02:23:16
Speaker
He didn't want the house baby oil. He brought his own. Well, you know, then he was like producing this baby oil. They were like getting it and then, you know lacing it up and shit, making their own concoctions.
02:23:29
Speaker
I was surprised they had so much control using an oil. It's like, hey, are we not doing this the hard way? What the fuck are you on about? well What's that even mean?
02:23:45
Speaker
Doing it the hard way without lube. You're too young, Jedi. I'm to give you the hard R, but um oh but but but you want me to make it easy on you?
02:23:59
Speaker
You want to succeed in this ah ah in this career, right? You got you gotta to gotta to earn your salt, right? No pain, no gain.
02:24:12
Speaker
No, but they slid it right in like, hey, buddy, you don't even know I'm here. Like some secret sauce. That's that's thats that's exactly what I do.
02:24:23
Speaker
but but because The baby oil is probably queer for them and not for the the victim. don't fucking about to fucking diddy somebody up in this motherfucker. Y'all don't even know I'm here, but I'm slid in and I'm halfway finished before you even know what's going on.
02:24:39
Speaker
You know what else did he did? Nobody feels anything. You know what else did he did? He liked to have his girlfriend, you know, give blowjobs and then basically snowball that shit back on him.
02:24:52
Speaker
Oh, God. Why would you say it out loud? The fuck, bro. Like, another dude, like, she's gonna suck another man off, take his whole ass load in her mouth, and then fucking... That was cum swapping.
02:25:04
Speaker
what they call that. Yeah. I forget. I think it was... It wasn't a straight snowball. It was like spitted on his belly or some shit like that. Oh, shit.
02:25:15
Speaker
We got SARS. We got Jersey. Mordal, Jersey, get your asses up here. Get your asses up here. Yeah, you better come up soon. Shaman's got to go to bed. Mordal, what's up, you goddamn degenerate? You're going to have some Diddy dreams tonight, Shaman.
02:25:34
Speaker
There's my booty. going to have some Diddy Jersey. I'm going to have the jerk-offs before I go to bed. Hey, hey, hey, Jersey, get off my man. That's mine. That's my man. Get off my man. Every step you take. Every move you make.
02:25:53
Speaker
I'm to bend you over as you're getting older. I'm going to hang that. Let me grab your shoulder. Yeah, it's it's funny.
02:26:06
Speaker
Be nothing without Biggie. yeah Nobody would know Diddy's name if that fat motherfucker hadn't got shot. The only thing you would know Diddy for is, yeah, yeah, get that, get that, take that. Diddy got Tupac and Biggie killed, probably.
02:26:24
Speaker
Which is crazy, because that's the only reason we know Mace.
02:26:29
Speaker
Mace, yeah. it because Yeah, yeah, get that, get that. Yeah, bad boy. Yeah. He had a couple of good songs. he did i mean He did. He did. And then he fell off the map.
02:26:41
Speaker
Well, he fell off the map because he had to say Diddy, though. Diddy, though. Diddy, though. That but was He had beef with Diddy.
02:26:53
Speaker
was he had that was so flat he had bewood didty so now he had beef with didty He had beef with Diddy and that's why he fell off.
02:27:03
Speaker
That what that was clever, I like that.
02:27:15
Speaker
you know During the lockdown, ah me and my wife, we used to go to the bar like almost every night after work. Every night, local bar, it's a mile away. We used to go there and when they shut everything down, it was like ah hit ever hit up.
02:27:33
Speaker
Everybody we know come to the driveway, come to the driveway, come to the driveway. And. There was a Black Hawk helicopter doing like rounds.
02:27:47
Speaker
And ah they were so close to the ground that we could see a dude on the side door, like with his legs hanging out. And we would just wave at him.
Lockdown Stories and Social Dynamics
02:27:58
Speaker
And it was like, looking back at it, was like, man we should have just wrote Diddy in the driveway.
02:28:06
Speaker
Yeah. Like, why are you looking at this? Because we're the only ones. that are saying, hey, fuck you, fuck your separation. you caught you you You close down a business because they're trying to protect their business. So they they shut it down.
02:28:25
Speaker
But you're you're not going to close down my house. What are you going to going to land a Blackhawk helicopter in the middle of the fucking street and come and stop some people from hanging out and drinking beers?
02:28:37
Speaker
Well, apparently, if they caught you driving around, right, you'd get in trouble. Luckily, I'm in Florida. I didn't have to deal with all that shit. I mean, we kind of locked down, but not like that. It wasn't a lockdown. It was just a lot of jobs weren't operating. That's all.
02:28:53
Speaker
Well, they straight up gave us a card. um You know, I don't do anything special. I'm in beverage distribution. Like, I'm not ah a nurse or a doctor or a police officer or anything like that.
02:29:08
Speaker
I'm in beverage distribution. I work in a warehouse, but they gave me a card. Essential, yeah. They gave me yeah they give me a card at work.
02:29:19
Speaker
So it's like, hey, if you get pulled over ah you know coming to or going from work, show them this card that says you're essential. And it's like, um is is Monster Energy like really essential?
02:29:35
Speaker
Wait, you got a card? We didn't. was the manager of Pizza Hut and like we still went back. Nobody in Arizona cared about the lockdown. so My company, because my company at the time though that I was with was like a national company where we were like just reps, they went ahead and gave us, they sent us a thing.
02:29:57
Speaker
and We could print it out if we wanted to, but like I had it on my phone. and so That allowed me, during the lockdowns, that I can go wherever the hell I wanted to Because, of course, Florida didn't care. But like once you're out of Florida, you got to worry about that.
02:30:12
Speaker
You know? And even in certain cities, you know you might even have to worry in Florida. But for the most part, it was fine. But, like yeah, if you're going to drive out of state, ah you're screwed. And at one point, I had to go to Ohio.
02:30:25
Speaker
ah So from Florida to Ohio, you know, you're going, there's a lot of ground to go through. But I was chilling. I was like, whatever. in And and i'm I'm not trying to harp on this too much. I'm not trying to take us back too much. But, um,
02:30:39
Speaker
like my My job, the the company, was we were keeping things alive. Nobody really gave a fuck as long as we got to work because we're all trying to stay a alive too. Part of staying alive is going to work, but they they never enforced mask things.
02:31:00
Speaker
ah They threatened things was like, hey, if if we keep getting call outs, you guys are going to have to wear masks. If you guys can't stay away from each other, you guys are going to have to wear masks. They never once, never once for two years was like, you have to.
02:31:19
Speaker
ask And some people weren't wearing masks. Stupid. but the majority of us were like, nothing's different.
02:31:29
Speaker
Nothing different. Hey, Blaze. Hey, Daddy, Blaze. Hashtag Blazer Network. I just want to throw this out there real quick. um Modog and Jersey.
02:31:47
Speaker
Get your asses up. oh you Break the fuck um now. You heard the man. This is not a... I got the A-OK from Blaze to having a wrench. Just please.
02:31:59
Speaker
Please. I don't know how these people are getting wrenches. I don't know what happened and tonight. There's wrenches popping up. yeah I don't know what happened. Unfortunately, you only had wrenches in there. There's no hammers. i Just wrenches.
02:32:12
Speaker
Leave my tool. My toolbox is only Lazy Glick's OnlyFans page. listened Subscribe today, everybody. You're not going to regret it. When there's nothing but a bunch of nuts around, you need a bunch of wrenches, okay? That's accurate. That's accurate, Tyler. That's bossy and sassy. i yeah i Where I have not went through a lot Scott said he would be here. He will be here.
02:32:46
Speaker
where does my Somebody get my Scott over here. I have not seen him in like two weeks. And that is my Scott. What is what's going on? Wanda e Don't start a competition. Glick, don't start a competition about who Scott belongs to.
02:33:06
Speaker
track A lot of people have a lot of people. And listen, which one of you peed on them first?
02:33:16
Speaker
that's the pictures he shows the want like play skyno You to go through me first. And that means you two untrackable as much as I love you, brother. But I'll put down if I got to. Yes, Jersey. Like and subscribe, mother frickers.
02:33:29
Speaker
Make sure you like us. Mother Glickers. Mother Glickers. You mother Glickers. We created a new if you don't If you don't like andscribe and then Glick's going to sneak into your window and give you the Glickening.
02:33:45
Speaker
You don't want that, You don't want that. Speaking from experience. Speaking from experience. Just like and subscribe, okay? Make it easy on yourselves. A juggle is like, where do I sign up for the Glickening?
02:34:00
Speaker
Ask him for a friend. but What's a Glick, Teece? but What the click? What the click, bro? Oh, my God. I haven't done anything. i mean I haven't done anything. I don't know where the wrenches came from tonight.
02:34:15
Speaker
I know nothing. Oh, my God. You totally, you totally clicked that up, bro. yeah i
02:34:23
Speaker
and I clicked it all up. I clicked all over the goddamn place. Yeah, you need to click off, bro. I said, go click yourself. yeah Can you glick it before you stick it? or I used that one earlier, Shaman.
02:34:41
Speaker
we're gonna Son of a bitch. I thought you said lick it. I thought you literally said lick it earlier. Earlier I said you got to glick it before you stick it. I thought you literally said lick it before you stick it. I wouldn't use that. You weren't listening hard enough, Shaman. Maybe you need to with more like but maybe need to speak with more like but Tone in your voice. but You need to have a face. Fuck off. Glick off.
02:35:13
Speaker
like music mind you Glick these nuts in your mouth. they some Yeah. Glick your bick, not your glick. Or flick your glick, not your bick. How's that sound?
02:35:25
Speaker
It's going to be a... it's gonna As opposed to Glick, who hates Whitey. I do hate Whitey. I fucking hate Whitey. Fucking bunch of Oh,
02:35:37
Speaker
take it in Scott, don't call me baby or or Mo dog. Don't call me babe. but Don't do that. um Oh, wow. He said, legs break that was I guess the secrets out. Sorry, Jersey.
02:35:55
Speaker
Secrets out. modol fifty Yeah, we share purple crowds together. Something old thing we share. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Yes, i I'm trying to get him. I'm trying to call Scotto, Scotto, Scotto.
02:36:11
Speaker
Do we have a Scotto symbol? can Can we get him in here? We should. like We could just put it on the fucking... Yeah. yeah I mean... ah I love more than Scotto knows.
02:36:25
Speaker
Scotto knows. like he think He thinks I love him, but he doesn't know how much I love him. oh I love Skydo more than you love your shitty-ass Coors Light.
02:36:38
Speaker
Hey, Coors Light's better than Miller Light, bro. I'll punch you right in your fucking default face. I'm going to customize you. i'm going to customize you core's life this disappear you ah Consider this customization
02:36:59
Speaker
now my face is as purple as my avatar
02:37:11
Speaker
Well, purple is the pirate color, and that's what I live with. So you are officially ah a handmaid's tale on a pirate ship.
02:37:22
Speaker
I don't even know what that means. Purple is pride, and if I've got to be a pirate, then I'm pirate. r you yeah just That's what a butthole makes when you insert, but when you get g clicked right in your butthole.
02:37:41
Speaker
You're going to lick you right in your glick hole. The lesbians down here in Orlando have a soccer team called Pride. Oh, my God.
02:37:54
Speaker
What is it? All soccer lesbian? Yeah. what I think so. what Even the guys. Even the guys are lesbians. I'm a lesbian. I'm lesbian.
02:38:07
Speaker
yeah yeah You noticed. You noticed. Mo Dog is not even touching the whole him calling me babe thing.
02:38:22
Speaker
Yeah, You glicked him out. I glicked him out.
02:38:29
Speaker
Nails, nails, nails. Yes, yes. I want to see the nails. Oh my God, I'm so gay. Maybe that'll be amazing. Yeah. killed yeah Sarge is waiting for you. Yeah, yeah right.
02:38:47
Speaker
ah First and foremost, Jersey, Sarge is not your babe. I'm Sarge's babe, so I'm gonna need you to back the fuck off. We got a turf for We got a turf war. And and ain neither one of you going to pop up on this panel because y'all too scared.
02:39:05
Speaker
They ain't ready. They They don't want to smoke. Mandy don't want to smoke tonight. Look out look at Mandy. She's staying there in the chatter's box. you act like vagina. You act like, hey, hey, vagina.
02:39:24
Speaker
It's not very nice. You got a boyfriend?
02:39:30
Speaker
Hey, look at, look at, man. He looks like a big leg stick. I hard to find. i him but which your leg stick on.
02:39:43
Speaker
He loves me more. Does he, though? does see though Does he? Does he? I don't buy it. I don't buy it. i don't think I don't think you and him are sharing purple crowns together, but him and I are. round oh Who's got the panda eyes?
02:40:01
Speaker
That's the question. stand up anywhere nice so Sometimes at night I have quick marriage. Yeah, you do. You have spicy dreams. that like It's okay.
02:40:12
Speaker
It's okay, Moe Dog. It's okay. You can tell everybody. Don't be shy. I can't quit you. yes some Sometimes I have to stand it at ease, but I forgot to shave this morning, so...
02:40:32
Speaker
let's just just if he not It is not the same and it is not so much better than he only shares his purple crayons with people that he really cares about.
02:40:44
Speaker
People he truly loves. You can have your tea lights and I'll take my crayons. What? Crayons. Crayons. Jersey's gonna kick my ass.
02:40:57
Speaker
You know, look, I appreciate little that after you put it into enunciate crayons. Crayons. all I know. Apparently I can't say crowns because I'm stupid. Wait, what did you just say?
02:41:09
Speaker
well Crowns. Crowns. Crowns. Yeah, you go. You good? You said it, guys. Crowns. Hey, some people say crayons. science yeah hey some people say crak crayons. I don't know. Now you guys got me feeling all fucking down. don't feel it all sorts of way. Listen, Glick. You're good, bro. That was good.
02:41:33
Speaker
good Get outside your feelings, bro. Nobody cares. The crowns. The crowns. The crowns. I'm going to fight you. The crowns. Crayons. Crayons. Crayons. You know, I bet crayons would taste great with mayonnaise.
02:41:44
Speaker
Yeah. pre own eggs own screen you know i but cras would taste great with man Get off my man. Get off my man, Jersey.
02:41:54
Speaker
He was mine first. yeah That boy is mine. Let's get free.
02:42:05
Speaker
Jersey and I are going to redo the Monica Brandy song, The Boy is Mine. You know exactly what it Yeah. Dude, I'm old. I'm old, man. And I...
02:42:18
Speaker
Yeah, um' i'm a lot I'm a lot blacker than I look. I'm just saying. That's a really good song. Hey, is it has anyone ever done the research on why it's called a crayon?
02:42:30
Speaker
It's C-R-A-Y-A-O-N. It's a crayon. oh It's a crayon. Crayon. Man, I go all sorts of ways. I don't know how to say it. you can tell me it's a Crayola crayon.
02:42:46
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I'm just saying, I've never done the research. I've never done the research. why is it a crayon? classic Okay, that's weirdly a great question. i have no fucking idea either.
02:42:59
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It's a Crayola crayon. Because doesn't make sense to have crayon. A crayon would be like a party or a contest. I don't have it all.
02:43:11
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You might have claimed a long time ago. If Glick had created an X coloring stick that kids use, would it would it be a Glick-on?
02:43:25
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It'd be a... Don't incorporate my last name with children. ain't Jared from Subway. Calm the fuck down, untrackable. I'm just saying, you fill in empty spaces. I'm at their houses with pizza and and wine coolers.
02:43:41
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Calm down, Unchag. What are you trying to do to me? Pepperoni pizza? That's a good first date. Pepperoni pizza and wine coolers. What's up? What are you here to do? i don't know I'm going to fuck the shit out of Jedi.
02:43:55
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Did you read that? Oh, well, guess what? Jedi's a decoy. He's not really 13.
02:44:03
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yeah Oh, shucks. How old is he? He's 45. Fuck it, I'm in. No, sir, you're going to jail. You'll never be in. You'll never be in.
02:44:15
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Hey, Chris Hanson, how about you suck my dick and eat my asshole? I'm here to bang a jet. I that intro video, too. You're doing your song and all this. Suck my and eat my asshole. I'm like, whoa.
02:44:28
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Things are about to get real around here. That's a Saturday night. You know it's going to get real. It's a Saturday night, man. Click's on one. Oh, yeah? Click is... right yeah I show up. Did you know you were talking to a Jedi?
02:44:47
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Wouldn't that change the entire to ah to catch a predator? It's like instead of somebody calling you over to violate you, but what if they called you over be like, hey, violate me?
02:45:03
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You know what I'm saying? Scotto, where are you at? Where's Scotto? So... Speaking of being a fan. how about How about when when the pedo gets there, you just go ahead and violate him or her?
02:45:21
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Do you have like a two-foot dildo ready to go, like Bendo or Bitch?
02:45:27
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I wasn't going to do anything to you know the person that came over. I expected them to do everything to me. Oh. Well, I don't think you're allowed to still have, like, if's they if if they're young, you can't do it.
02:45:43
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It's like Uber nuts. They can't do it. Oh, yeah.
02:45:51
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Uber whorehouse.
02:45:56
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Whore dash.
02:46:06
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I'm Hey, pardon me, but I'm about to copyright that. in and give him like Give me my fucking royalties, all right? That's all I'm asking them for. can make some money off of it. Just give me a little something.
02:46:21
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That's not how any of this works. Have you never watched a movie about Facebook? Oh, yeah. Social Network. That's good movie, actually. like, hey, you you helped create like 99% of this, and we're going to give you nothing.
02:46:40
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Yeah, you can fuck off, but thanks for your efforts. That's all right. We got this all on camera right here. It doesn't matter. it' It's kind of like my dick. You didn't read the fine print.
02:47:00
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All right. So that was lying right out of there. Right out of that. yeah I got completely distracted by Johnny Bunk's hands are like right up in the camera and I'm just like, Oh, sorry. I'm cooking a steak. No, it's fine. It's fine. Johnny. I just like, it was medium ray it caught my attention and I couldn't stop watching. the finally cook you had a Wait a second. You, you cook a steak by playing it like a piano.
02:47:29
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ah That's kind of what he was doing, too. He's he's fingering his meat to tenderize it. He's fingering it out. but things then I mean, figuring it out.
02:47:41
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you know Yeah, he's fingering it out. That's it. Johnny Bongs, what what kind of size you got going with your steak? You got some mashed potatoes? What's going on here? Well, right now I just have steak.
02:47:53
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Just steak, huh? Two of steak? I don't know about that.
02:48:01
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i don't know about that.
02:48:06
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You're going to learn today. You're going to learn today, Johnny Bongs. yeah This is me learning life skills, man. This is this is going interestingly.
02:48:21
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Johnny Bongs, how do how do you how do you do your steak? just Do you just medium, medium, medium, The way the direction is saying, man. Johnny Bungs, if you tell me that you have well-done steak, we're not friends anymore. I'm just saying.
02:48:35
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That's why you guys have parasites in your gut, because you don't keep your food totally... Fuck you, you gluten-free honky. I can't deal with this right now. yeah we're It's going to have blood to get on the sides and make a flavor.
02:48:48
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Yes. i See, i rare steak is good, but medium rare is the best just because I want it warm. because rare steaks are just too fucking like um room temperature st is the only like the only meat i'll eat bloody anything else is bloody i don't want well yeah that's what other steak what other or not steak what other meat would you like you're gonna cook you gotta cook your chicken thoroughly you gotta to cook other shit jesus christ jesus right sharp i mean those ways go
02:49:21
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shaman you can't take a fuck place i didn't but i don't i don't I don't know what the fuck you guys are talking about, but in the words and the words of Woody Harrelson and the cowboy, slap it on its ass, run a torch by it, and chunk it down on my plate. there you go that's There you go. Wait, wipe its ass, run a torch by it, and chunk it down on my plate.
02:49:48
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That's how you eat your steak. Medium or air. Bloody as fuck. Yep. I worked in the food industry. I'm getting hungry now, damn it. i didn even spoke nobody gave Nobody gives a damn. Untrackable.
02:50:01
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Don't tell me how to eat a steak because whatever you say, unless you say it the way that I said it, you're wrong. You're wrong. I worked in the food industry for quite a while and the best way to have a steak is when you um drop it, when you roll it out, the bitch and it's on the floor, and then you're like, hey, wait, who... And then you recognize who's getting it.
02:50:25
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So you lower that scrub it on you you scrub it on your balls a little bit, and and then you throw it on the grill. That's the movie you Waiting. Yeah, exactly, Daniel. Yes.
02:50:37
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well is one I love that movie, but it makes me terrible every time I go to a restaurant. I'm super nice to people nowadays. Fat wings. It doesn't matter how nice you are.
02:50:48
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They suck. yeah ah Don't ask questions. Just eat your fucking food. That's how I work. When I worked at McDonald's, we dropped the the last grilled chicken on the floor.
02:51:01
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was going to be a long time to make the next one. It was the last one, so we had to rinse it off real quick and then warm it back up and then give it to the customer. You're terrible human, Sean.
02:51:14
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Otherwise, they would have yelled at us. Otherwise, they would have yelled at us. Okay, well, you just delayed the yelling because I'm yelling at you now. You cunt, shaman. You fucking cunt. Why would you do that? I worked at Hardy. Jenna, how about you leave my shaman alone?
02:51:32
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What? and catch Wait, what did you say, Glick? How about you leave my shaman alone? No, if you see this. Hey, Glick, leave my Jedi alone.
02:51:44
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Yeah. Hey, Jay, nobody asked you. i review lunch Everybody did. Okay? Glick? Okay? Hey, hey Angel. Leave my Glick alone, okay?
02:51:55
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Hey, hey. Leave my tarantula alone, Shaman. Hey. Bullshit. You leave my Shaman alone. Why don't you go Glick yourself? Listen here, mother Glicker. We will go ahead Glick ourselves two seconds later. We're done.
02:52:14
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yeah wish You're only done in two seconds because you don't have the glycomatic. 2.5? He's got the or the the and know two point five two point five he's got the are thousand yeah oh finish that's four rows next hey steve used college Stay the fuck away from my Sarge. Yeah, Gwix, stay away from Sarge. Tell us, if we're going to choose to wear your pants, your underwear should be.
02:52:50
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Mandy, what are you talking about? Yeah, I take ah i take you exception to that comment because yeah it's not not it's not about wear your pants.
02:53:02
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it's It's about how you live your life. Because as a 42-year-old man who smokes and drinks, i'm I'm liable to have a heart attack at any moment. Right. 42 here as well. on Me too. The last thing I want is to have a heart attack at work and the paramedics strip me naked in the middle of my job and they're like, oh, man, he has some dirty-ass drawers on. Yeah.
02:53:32
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Glick gli just had a Glicksplosion. He had a Glicksplosion. Two seconds. Oh my God. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
02:53:44
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I forgot that I was lying. Dude, Shaman, you're down in Florida, right? yeah you Yeah. you were che Get an umbrella because his Glicksplosion is about to shower you.
02:53:59
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Florida tonight, man. They beat what? Florida? Yes. They beat Boise last week. did they beat four or Then they beat Florida Gators this week. Give me beverages, son.
02:54:16
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ah He freaks out and then he's going, give me beverages, son. I mean, I'm going to go. Yeah, let's go bowling, man. But I like the Gators.
02:54:31
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Yeah, man. I like the Gators, too. I mean, fucking Jesus himself went there, Tim Tebow. You're right, Sarge. There's a bunch of kids up on panel. You need to come up here and chaperone.
02:54:43
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What? I have beers left after Sarge says there's bunch of kids up on panel. We need Sarge to come up here and chaperone. I'm not a kid. I just immature a lot, bro. There's nothing them wrong with that. I'm a player. I just fuck a lot.
02:55:00
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so i got three more left. Yeah, you're you're you're right, dude. You're right, man. is chicken not eagles Yeah. without giving me Stop yourself. Stop questioning yourself. You're right.
02:55:12
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Yeah, you're right. Stop questioning yourself. No, was trying to do math, but he was 100% right. That's what was telling him. like he was one you like Stop questioning yourself. You're right, dude.
02:55:27
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ah Okay, whenever you're doing something, you got to go with your first instinct. When it comes to like tests or math or whatever, they just go with your first instinct. I ain't got no money. ain't got no money for more beer.
02:55:39
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um I'm a broke bitch. You guys want to answer yeah support my alcoholism? Nope. He's riding on Broke ma Mountain right now. That's how broke he is. Yeah, you can cash at me at... What the fuck is my cash app?
02:55:57
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GlickGlick13. Do not send money to anybody until I confirm this. Hold on a second. I already sent $3,000 to at GlickOff.
02:56:08
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Whatever. me oh that's my OnlyFans. yeah GlickGlick13. You got your own? You have a separate OnlyFans from the one we have together?
02:56:21
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That's... Hashtag, go up to Glick. Jersey not. jersey you're not You're not here to stop me stop me to stay away from your Sarge. That's my Sarge.
02:56:34
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I mean, I already raced the yeah ten million already wasted 10 million sperm before I even came up here. Oh, no, I'm sure you came before that, but here were I'm just saying. Yeah, well, I mean, you guys...
02:56:48
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like My alcohol is so my dad in like 13 on Cash App and I will gladly door dash more beer. like I would send you money, but I borrowed $150 from work two days ago.
02:56:59
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don't you so Don't you dare ever send me money. first At least my fucking work lets them borrow money before we get paid. That's awesome. That is pretty dope. I thought what you met you when you borrowed money from work, i thought you like stole it. No, no, no. was sitting there like...
02:57:17
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Like if a bill comes out of nowhere we're like, what the fuck? We had this much. And they're like, hey, you're this. We're like, hey, go borrow this amount money. Like, yeah, sure, go ahead. I think the most I bought borrowed from work was like $400. shit. And paid off in increments.
02:57:33
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and I mean, I gotta say, ah I'm on your side. I borrow money from work all the time because like I finish my job early and then I sit outside and I smoke a cigarette for like 45 minutes.
02:57:47
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but Moe, Doug's here. I gotta leave. That i must be a big cigarette, rat bro. That's 45 minutes. Can't be around him. but Wait,
02:58:01
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what? I mean... I got to be able to buy more cigarettes. So 45 minutes, you know, that's like two packs of cigarettes right there.
02:58:12
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okay. Now you said you were smoking a cigarette. You know, you said I got to smoke a cigarette for 45 minutes. Yeah. 45 minutes.
02:58:23
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Yeah. It just continues one after another. I get the longest breaks ever, bro. i get the longest breakkes ever bro That's pretty nice though. I just air break every two hours. That sucks.
02:58:42
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What's a break?
02:58:46
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In between customers. The fucking Lotus that keeps showing up. I mean locals.
02:58:54
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ah My boss was there. My older boss would sit there and tell me, you smoke too much. You smoke too much. Give me a free pack of cigarettes every night. And then, like, throughout the shift, because they only got, like, six-hour shifts, he's like, after, like, two hours, I go smoke.
02:59:07
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I'm like, hey, I'm going to smoke. He's like, oh, you good. I go out there. I come back in, like, third-minute sitter. He's like, hey, Joel, it's slow. Go smoke. And after the night, he's like, you smoke too much. Bro, you're telling me you smoke every fucking 30 minutes. What the fuck?
02:59:19
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But I smoke too much because he tells me to go smoke. Hey, I feel you. ah Like, I'm a smoker. I chain smoke. I smoke an entire pack in, you know, one after another, after another, after another. That's just the way I was i am. i'm i'm ah I'm a gas chamber.
02:59:39
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I give zero fucks. When I have something to do and I can't smoke, oh I'm doing the best of my abilities to get this shit done so that way I can go smoke.
02:59:54
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Mind your own goddamn business, motherfucker. If you deny me and say I can't, well, I'm still going to do my job, but where's my incentive? I'm not going to be happy.
03:00:14
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Go fuck yourself. so I was like anywhere from one minute to two minutes after the two hour period. I'm like, I'm gonna wash my hands, my heart, I'm gonna go smoke and the fuck another fucking person is mine. I'm like, bro, what the fuck?
03:00:29
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ah I mean, i can i seen it good ahead I can go without it. I really can't do, but I don't fucking want to. yeah know it is well day But what's, but what's the incentive?
03:00:42
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if If I work my ass off and I earn the time to go smoke, what's wrong with me you know having a three cigarette break?
03:00:53
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Mind your business because once I come back in there, I'm 100 miles an hour. We don't get fucking 15 minutes, 30 minutes or nothing that shit. We get to smoke, but if the fucking drive-thru or anything else, because we work at a gas station thing or a liquor store gas station, so we got drive-thru as well.
03:01:12
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So if there's more than two cars, I got to my cigarette and run in and help them. Y'all been here long at me. You can't do your own job? Apparently not. Hey, MoDog and Jersey, get your asses up here.
03:01:24
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I know you were backstage. I know I was up here. Get your shit together. I was talking to my kids. Get your shit together and get up here, y'all two youngins. Yeah. Y'all got me on some shit, motherfuckers.
03:01:39
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But everyone I do gotta a head out, though. I gotta go to bed. nice shaman gosh love you brother nice bringing out good night man love you guys thanks for having me on peace out i'll see you all next friday on the lazy shaman glitch show every friday night i'll there on this time of holding up square skirt skirt this yeah i face <unk> just it
03:02:11
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I'm throwing things everywhere. He'll be glowing for sure. Yeah, he will. Look at that glick glow.
03:02:21
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Hashtag that glick glow. You nerd. How are we going? Much love to you, brother. Appreciate you, man.
03:02:41
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oh my god cold glick no no i'm no no no i'm it's okay so for those you guys who don't know i know i'll get your ass back up here and tell josey to get up here too night buddy love you you can put this on in your room you got you got that you got spectrum you should have spectrum on the xbox you can put this on dude you can fall asleep watching it i am I am a diehard football fan. You guys know that. I'm a Michigan fan through through.
03:03:14
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This is a huge fucking game, week two, college football. and I mean, they're losing.
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03:03:20
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They're down by 11 points, but they theyre they're not giving up. they' They're in this fight.
03:03:26
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so and Let's go.
03:03:32
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Huh? You want to wear that shirt tomorrow?
03:03:39
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Like what you have on right now? yeah my mean, if they win, you can wear it. I mean, even they don't win, you can still wear it. I mean, it don't matter. But if you want to, go ahead, bro. Yeah, check the score. Check the score in the morning.
03:03:54
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i mean, we live in Ohio and we're Michigan fans, so we're going to catch hell no matter what.
03:04:00
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So, Pierce Technician's still in the building, son. Man, my man McCauley was wide the fuck open. Come on, Bryce.
03:04:13
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I don't know, dude. i don't know dude There's still a lot of game left. This is only the third quarter.
03:04:22
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like this is this is This is my favorite time of the year for those of you guys who may not know or may not understand. i am such a diehard football fan. I've been watching college football all day.
03:04:33
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ah Tomorrow, we got this we got the we got the show. I'll be watching NFL all day, all night tomorrow. I watch everything, man.
03:04:44
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I love sports. and Especially football. So.
03:04:55
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Me too. Come on, Michelle. Come on, Bryce. Go. Come on. Don't kick another fucking field goal. All right, Coach Moore. All right, Coach Moore. Kick a field goal. Kick the points.
03:05:12
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It's hot and humid. Anyways, go birds. What birds? MoDog, get back up here. but sorry Jersey, come up here and say hi.
03:05:26
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Sorry, guys. Sorry, sorry, sorry. I'm taking my glass and go i can't i'm taking my glasses off. I can't see. What are we doing? What's going on to tonight? Jedi is still here. Shaman left. Untrackable left. Jedi is here, but Jedi dipped when Little Dog came out for some fucking reason or another.
03:05:43
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and and yeah Untrackable, love you, brother. Jersey, get out here. Stop playing games. And Johnny is still making a mistake or size now. i don't know. Wanda, you're welcome to come up. Here, let me, I've been dropping it, but I'll drop it again. I'll drop it like I'm fucking. Drop it like it's hot. Drop it like it's hot. I wish to fuck you, child. Fuck, drop me like I'm walking. Do it. Do it.
03:06:08
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Do it. I'm goddamn dog. Don't talk about it. Be about it. but do it do it do i do it um god no don't talk about it pe about it I'm a dog in these trees. I'm a dog.
03:06:26
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I'm a gangster. What the fuck is Fidel? He's a glickster. Where my dogs at?
03:06:38
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What y'all want? What y'all want from it? Y'all gonna make me lose my mind. Open. Open.
03:06:50
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Y'all gonna make me glick my mind up in here. Shout out to the chat as well. Untrackable, you know i love you, brother. You're my guy, my guy, dude. That's my guy. We gotta to get together at some point in time and and then share some Miller Lights and some Hors Lights together.
03:07:11
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Hors Lights is better than the Miller Lights. You better shut your fucking mouth. I'm not shutting my mouth ever.
03:07:20
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Fucking barley water.
03:07:25
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Johnny, how's your steak for mom? That's why your mom's... You better be done cooking your steak they're overdone. Dude, you've been cooking that steak for like 45 minutes, man. Just throw that shit in the trash. Throw that shit in the trash. Throw it in the trash. Throw it in the trash. Throw it in the trash, Benil.
03:07:42
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Fucking... Perfect medium rare, dude. Check that out. No, Jason. No. That looks like fucking charcoal, man. Yeah, it's got a crust on the end of it, man.
03:07:56
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We'll sit here for now. Yeah? Moe Dog, come back in here. I want to see... Oh my God, I haven't got to see my Moe Dog. haven't got to see my jersey. I don't even know where Scotto is. No, Moe Dog, my bit get back up here. Don't leave me with Glick.
03:08:10
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Oh God. Don't leave Jedi and I with Fidel bombs. Yeah. oh yeah He's eating charcoal.
03:08:22
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Glick's eating clams. It's not only 10.30 at night. I used to drink Coors Light until I found Miller Light. Right, Jersey? It's only 10.30. It's so fucking early, you goopy sons of It's early. It's so early. need to order more beer.
03:08:38
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I don't have no money to order no more. I should not order. That's the downside of being hours before you guys. As I start at 12 o'clock afternoon,
03:08:48
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start with that at what time uh noon some time y'all get up here i'm like i'm about spent yeah you're like you're like i started at noon meanwhile we're three hours ahead of you so a strong breeze hitting glick in the crotch gets him spent and You're not wrong.
03:09:13
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It's been a while. It's yeah It's been a long time since I felt anything other than my hand.
03:09:25
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Other than regret? It's been a long time since I felt anything other than you regret. You guys ever watch that show American Horror Story? The first season, you know, the Dylan McDermott or whatever that actor's name is who jerks off and cries?
03:09:40
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That's basically me at this point. It's a docu-series about Gway. I don't even know what pussy feels like anymore. It's been so long.
03:09:55
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been like two, three, four, five, five months. Yeah, yeah yeah well stop it one time oh Sometimes sometimes I go rub my hands on the concrete so I can scuffle them up and get calluses I just want to feel something again Hello stranger
03:10:18
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i like mr be agie extra i kiss him hold you hello hello stranger hello i love w my old man I'm click in you again
03:10:49
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Summer Shanty ah summer Shanty is good Jerz and I am a grunt i love I love the summer shanties. They're good. I like a good summer. Lick My Kegels summer shanties are amazing. Lick My Kegels.
03:11:08
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Honestly, that's probably actually the best way to to pronounce that. No dog.
03:11:19
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Well, you know, I sat backstage for 15 fucking minutes and I thought, ah, fuck this, man. My bad, my bad, bro. Then I hear Jedi's pussy fucking bleeding like, oh, my dog's here. I'm going to dip. So fuck, fuck you, Jedi. Fuck you, man. Fuck you, Jedi.
03:11:35
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yeah how do you like that show It was just an excuse to go mix a new drink, take a piss, and have a smoke. StreamYard was fucking with me, man. It they it joined and then it wouldn't let me go active and then it wouldn't let me join again. So I said, fuck it. And I rebooted the laptop. you You're so sexy. You broke StreamYard.
03:11:54
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That's right. but I heard Angel say, well, Moto came up, Jedi did for some reason. like your own black i wish i could lost live like but like um but Jersey's like what happened babe in text and I was like man fuck Jedi he's talking fuck it I'm out of here and I was like nah just gotta of reboot my laptop it's It's nice when I i need to drink. um Where is Jersey? at the same time I can get all the way from right now. Come on, Jersey, get up here. Jersey? We need some Jersey Tell how much we need her up here.
03:12:36
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get up here but
03:12:40
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I bet you won't come over here and defend that shit. I bet you don't even have a yellow hat jersey. Yeah, jersey. I bet you won't have a yellow hat. I bet you won't eat his purple crayon.
03:12:58
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Hey, I don't want to hear Glick crying when my Bengals beat his fucking dog pan this weekend. o he's got no ge turn your asses back the kentucky yeah If y'all don't take your asses back to Kentucky, where you belong. Yep. Gonna be crying like a bitch, man.
03:13:15
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Wait minute, my name is Joe Burrow. I'm 1-6 against the Cleveland Browns. The Cleveland Browns of all teams. My man, Joe Burrow. I love Joey Ice.
03:13:28
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I love Joe Burrow. My man is 1-6 against the Cleveland God damn game. We'll see tomorrow. the but I'm a dog through and through. I love my Cleveland Browns, but Joey Ice.
03:13:43
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We know you're not. So cool. jokeking no your I am i'm si brown's a Which makes me totally question everything about you. But it's alright. I still love you, bro. yeah i know you' know how many as it as a so don't I don't know how you can be from fucking mid-Ohio or down in the state and be a fucking Browns fan.
03:14:04
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like i don't i just don't fucking get it. I'm from fan. buckeye country and i'm a michigan Yeah, and there's that too. lovely Like, why am I even on your fucking panel? Why do I follow your fucking network? What the fuck, man? Because know every everybody unsubscribe and block him.
03:14:24
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That's right. but Fucking live in Ohio and be a Michigan fan. What the actual fuck? What went wrong so bad in your early fucking life that fucked you up that bad, man?
03:14:37
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like that sort of my fate My entire family Oh! i was Oh! well No flag, no flag. Okay. No, my parents, my entire family my and all my friends were Ohio State fans. That's what we're wrong in my life.
03:14:53
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No, man, I and do not expect the Cleveland Browns to win tomorrow. However, but I'm really excited for, what I'm really excited for tomorrow, and I'm where adam and i'm going to touch on this but tomorrow afternoon when we do Unnecessary Roughness, is to see Miles Garrett and that That cat that they picked up from Michigan that they drafted, Colston, on the line together.
03:15:18
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Joey B's about to get his fucking dick. He's about to get his lunch money taken. He's going get his lunch taken. And he's going to transition into a woman. Wait, how are they going take his lunch if he didn't have the lunch money to buy the lunch to begin with?
03:15:32
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Because they're going to take his lunch. And then the next day they're going to take his lunch money. And then his lunch. If he didn't have the money. You're stuck on the lunch. And I literally said they're going to take his gender away from him.
03:15:45
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They're going to take his gender away from him Jedi. they're gonna take a And if you don't know what a gender is. He's going to be a they them. Jedi. He lives in Ohio. he He roots for the Browns, and he's a fucking Michigan fan. You can't question his fucking senses.
03:16:00
Speaker
You just got to let it go, You just got to let go. You're a Kentucky Bengals fan. You're Kentucky Bengals fan, bro. Let's go!
03:16:12
Speaker
I'm like eight minutes from Cincinnati, but I'm from Ohio. I grew up there. I grew up in Cincinnati. You're a You're Kentucky Bengals fan. Shut up.
03:16:23
Speaker
And I live right by the fucking Kentucky Cincinnati Greater and yeah International Airport. we've been trying to give We've been trying to give the Bengals to fucking Kentucky for I know how many years. And it's sad when even Kentucky was like, nah, bro, we good. Nah, we're good. We're good.
03:16:40
Speaker
We'll pass. We'll stick with our Wildcats. hard Hard pass. Yeah, unfortunately, I'm old enough and been a fucking Bengals fan long enough that I suffered through all those really, really, really, really really fucking bad years.
03:16:54
Speaker
so That's my entire life. You know what it's like being a Cleveland Browns fan? Yeah, that's why I question, why the fuck are you? yes It's like being in a relationship with domestic violence.
03:17:08
Speaker
yeah you're singing your Your husband comes home and beats your ass and leaves you black and blue and you don't go the hospital. You don't tell nobody about it. And what you do is two days later, but he tells you how sorry he is and how much he loves you and and he'll never do it Exactly. And you believe it. I didn't mean to ram that baseball bat up your ass, honey. I'm sorry.
03:17:33
Speaker
yeah and you tell all your friends And you tell all your friends, I fell down the stairs. I ran into that cabinet. and I ran into the doorknob. yeah you know and and and And then you believe them.
03:17:44
Speaker
and then And then the next Sunday, they they do it all over again. and That's what it's like being a Cleveland Browns. I am wearing shades. That might be that might be just an accident. or like Might be hiding in black eyes. Jersey be slapping on my ass. Do you have any confessions you want to make?
03:18:02
Speaker
here We're not going to Yeah. I'll text you
03:18:13
Speaker
you. I can't implicate her on the interwebs, man. Okay. Well, take off your sunglasses and prize if you need help. This is me blinking.
03:18:24
Speaker
No. Jersey's a sweetheart. She would never do that.
03:18:30
Speaker
I mean, not after I stopped paying the $13.99 a minute.
03:18:36
Speaker
$13.99 a minute? She's like, i ain't making no money off you anymore. I'm not i'm not abusing you.
03:18:45
Speaker
i'm trying I'm trying to goat her into coming up here. Apparently, it's not working. don't know why she's not here already. She didn't win my first ones. Well, she already packed up her stuff and left because she knows you're going to press charges.
03:18:56
Speaker
She didn't lock the basement door again. Fuck. Fuck me. Back down here with the cockroaches and shit. I'll send you a care package. Gonna be a few Lunchables.
03:19:09
Speaker
Some cheese sticks? Give me some cheese sticks. I'd have lower her down, man. she She likes some cheese sticks. I said sticks, not dicks.
03:19:20
Speaker
We know what you meant, though. We know what you meant. Yeah, we know. So, uh, what the fuck's Glick doing? run Running a panel while he's watching sports and shit? I'm like, he fuck my panel, I'm watching football.
03:19:34
Speaker
He busted two nuts live stream watching his sports ball. Angel, do you have cat ears on? Yes, I do. Nice. Any particular reason? I like them.
03:19:48
Speaker
All the better to hear you. All the better to hear you. Wait, do that again, Jedi? Nope. it' one time You pay extra. That was platter. but
Seasonal Jokes and Panel Dynamics
03:20:01
Speaker
ah ah so October rolled around and like but but my girlfriend went complete fucking the basic white girl everything pumpkin i mean get nu but pumpkin pumpkin spice and cakes and donuts and coffee and all all the things all the things pumpkin it's that time year
03:20:28
Speaker
ah The one thing I cannot stand is pumpkin and pumpkin spice. See, I don't mind it, but it is so much. It's just everywhere you see. It's like Christmas cinnamon. I'm like, no. I think the reason people put razor blades in the kids' candy is because they're so fucking sick of it.
03:20:44
Speaker
She even changed the sheets on her bed to be bright orange and shit, man. I'm not going to talk because i have two things of it and a coffee flavor in my fridge. I'll see. how do you get that How do you get that down in Cuba, man? I thought you guys couldn't get shit from America.
03:20:58
Speaker
but There's an embargo. little pumpkin
03:21:04
Speaker
you You grow your own pumpkins in Cuba? We learned. See, there you go. There's Scotto. What's up, Slotto? Oh, Scotto. It's your birthday. Glick will be right back now.
03:21:20
Speaker
Your boy's here. Yeah, look at him. Big ass smile. Get up here with your beautiful ass. come He comes back with a big ass smile and a fucking hard on, man.
03:21:32
Speaker
Yeah, I already had hard on. Did you notice how he got back on camera? He was wiping his chin a little bit, though. Yeah, yeah. was i was I was putting the Scotto symbol out. I didn't know if he was practicing for Sunday or if that's because Scotto got here.
03:21:47
Speaker
ah he' He's got those Scotto streaks in his beard. Yes. yeah Scotto and Jersey, get up here. I know I heard Mo Dog say I'm trying to go. Jersey, get up here. She was up here last weekend. She was a little self-confident. She wasn't really feeling. And I tried to reassure and try to remind her. Oh, Bryce, go, Bryce, go. Jersey was awesome last weekend. Scotto, get up here.
03:22:13
Speaker
God damn it. Got her Jersey. Both of you get up there. You know what, Moe Dogg? Wait a minute. I wasn't around last weekend. Tell tell tell me again what she did on panel. She did things. She did things.
03:22:26
Speaker
she did things
03:22:31
Speaker
good up here scott o She don't even love you enough to come up here fight for you. I know. I know. I know. I know. just saying. I claimed you. But hey, but hey she was she was here last weekend, apparently.
03:22:42
Speaker
so Well, she was here last weekend when you weren't here. and i'm just That's what I'm saying. like That's what I'm saying. And tonight, I claimed you. Like, I claimed you. yeah and that and I said that we have a love that you can She'll come up for you, but she won't come up for me. I see how it is. I see where this relationship's going.
03:22:58
Speaker
A lot of ladies do come with the glick. I'm just saying. That's a bold face. That's a bold face. There you are.
03:23:10
Speaker
There you are. Let me see them the nails. Let me see the nails, baby. Let's go. It's time. Green for money. green for money Green for money. Get your money, girl. Get your money, girl.
03:23:25
Speaker
What up, slutto? What are you doing, man? Good to see you. Just chilling. She loves the missing my man. i Yeah, I know. amazing.
03:23:43
Speaker
jersey came up here man she killed it on the panel and she was she was ah she was a little she didn't know how she did last week but she was amazing and i was really she did amazing Yeah, she was awesome last week. I was really hoping she was going to come and tell me.
03:23:58
Speaker
But I understand. See, i got I got a whole different story from her. So it's good it's good to hear the opposing side. you know I know. She was she was kind of hard on me. Angel's like, hmm.
03:24:10
Speaker
I'm just joking. I was waiting. I honestly was waiting for the first time I ever saw her. was waiting for that moment. You cut Angel. was waiting for her to start stripping. She changed her clothes a lot. I don't know, You're being talked about lot here. You probably ought to get up here and defend yourself.
03:24:28
Speaker
ah waiver start sipping she changed the clothes a lot um first make it all off you right yeah um no well no bo lot of lot you're being talked about a lot up period you probably gotta to get up here and defend yourself That's right. Jersey was awesome last last Saturday, man. We had a lot of fun with her. She was great.
03:24:48
Speaker
She came in. She she wasn't quite sure to wasn't quite sure how our panel was going to be. and snow it it ah First and foremost, Jersey, you know love you.
03:25:00
Speaker
It was fun. It was fun. She's amazing. Always. I won't go into any details why Jersey is one of my most favorite people, but She knows where she stands in my world.
03:25:12
Speaker
ah be And Moe Dogg's in that same spot. And I won't go into any details. Yeah, um'm I'm going to start restricting your ass on Snapchat, dog.
03:25:24
Speaker
You can try if you want.
03:25:29
Speaker
ah She said, oh, shit. She said, oh, damn, you can grow a full ass beard. I'm like, don't worry. we're We're getting there with Moe, dog. i Oh, dude, I can grow full-ass beard. I keep my shit short. I know you were stripping. I was waiting for that. I got i got picks on my beard damn near as long as you. Oh, we're on my face. Looked like fucking Santa Claus and shit, man.
03:25:50
Speaker
Who did we lose? Oh, we lost Fidel Balls.
03:25:55
Speaker
What's up, Mandy? There was an uprising. I can't wait until my shit's all gray. I cannot wait. I'd show you a picture, but you can't show pictures on here. thats by fiction jones you can't you can't you can't You can't. Also, Mordo, you literally have my phone number.
03:26:15
Speaker
Yeah, I know. I'm not very active on Snapchat. Why don't I? Wow. thought you had Goddard.
03:26:21
Speaker
wow ah thought you had it got him you got my i thought you hear I thought you were here the night like everybody shared their phone numbers and Snapchat. It was it was the same night i don't an do don't you don't you worry that what kind of i i on you Look, you can't be on panel and man-whoring with three different guys at the same time, Glick.
03:26:44
Speaker
What the fuck, dude? Come on. Yes, you can. This is America. You've got to have limits, man. No. Glick does everything. This is the Glickening. I am the second coming of Glick. I mean, jesusz and here is You mean that's the second time you came? since you've been on i and all right that's what That's what I heard. no same That's a combined four seconds, two seconds each. so Somebody was the second person that came on Glick. a huge check for the hour stay back twores and his be stay got to Stand up. Let's see your lower back, motherfucker. Let's see if there's splooge all that shit. He would love to stand up, but he stuck to his chair because he sat back. Yeah.
03:27:29
Speaker
Sticky Gwicky over here. Gwick is stuck. I'm glad you guys think I've only came twice in the last three and a half hours. Don't ask which million of those beer cans.
03:27:44
Speaker
Look, I'll be a man whore. i got i got my three favorites I got my three favorite mans up in here. Jedi, Modog, and first and foremost, most favorite, Scotto.
03:27:57
Speaker
That's great. Yeah, we we know where we rank, don't we, Jedi? It's all mean, Jedi and I have a whole ass X-rated page together.
03:28:08
Speaker
I heard about that. yeah I can't see it. Well, you gotta subscribe if you wanna it. You gotta send me fucking link. For $20 a month, you can see everything.
03:28:19
Speaker
yeah but s twentyny Wait, motherfucker, you're charging $42.39, that that that marine I do the opposite of a veteran discount. I charge veterans more. was Was I getting the Crayola special or what? What the fuck? The crayon special.
03:28:36
Speaker
The crayon special. crayon I didn't care. No, you got the Rose Art special. Not even the Crayola.
03:28:47
Speaker
Right? The fuck? The fuck?
03:28:53
Speaker
eight Okay, y'all. I had to go get my brother from work and so there was this dude in the parking lot had his tighty-whities showing hat, you know, had his pants hanging.
03:29:08
Speaker
And I swear... He had skid marks the size of Texas. Of the back of his underwear. That's gross. but I hope you didn't get too close. You could get pinkeye.
03:29:23
Speaker
ah Oh, no, no, no. I stayed in my vehicle with the windows up and doors locked. But I'm like, you know, yeah I don't want to see your ass anyway, but if you are going to make the decision to have your underwear. Show off your fucking nasty tighty whities make sure they're clean.
03:29:45
Speaker
Hey, this is America. we We look. We don't judge. now we Yeah, we do. We judge like a motherfucker. I don't know about y'all, but I judge that shit. wait yeah i don't know about y'all but i judge that shit Because I'm, you know, y'all
Fashion Nostalgia and Panel Bonding
03:30:00
Speaker
can tell I'm a bigger woman and I am a firm believer that just because they make it in your size does not mean you should buy it.
03:30:09
Speaker
Amen. Yes. A fucking man. Yep.
03:30:17
Speaker
Oh my gosh. The church of Glick tonight. Amen. look Because nothing gives us that big girls a bad name like seeing some bitch that's got more rules than Texas Roadhouse hanging out. can we just say Can we just say spandex and yoga pants in general?
03:30:39
Speaker
They're not for everybody. No. Exactly. they're They're not for most people. Just just like fucking guys in skinny jeans, man. you know Yeah, fuck off with that too. Yeah, every time I see a guy in skinny jeans...
03:30:54
Speaker
i mean I can't say anything. I was i was a JNCO Jean girl back in the day. andgie now diego yeah I had JNCO jeans back in the 90s. ah so much maybe two thousand Oh, my God, I knew you were in Scotties League.
03:31:10
Speaker
but yeah i just Whenever I see dudes in skinny jeans, I really want to go. That's not what they mean by getting my pants. and I don't even know what fucking JNCO jeans are, man. i don't even know what that is. They're so fucking comfortable.
03:31:24
Speaker
mag you can You could literally pack up your own your whole house and put them in the back pocket because the pockets went... The pockets are big and they were big. I'm really going to show my A. The back pockets were... You could actually fit your Walkman In your back pocket.
03:31:45
Speaker
Oh, absolutely. yep And I did. i put my walk yeah in my fucking back pocket. Okay. Yes. and dreams Were made for us chicks who don't like to carry persons.
03:31:58
Speaker
And dudes. And dudes. Not just J.P.S. Johnny, you're backstage, man. This is Glickspaner. You're going to be there about 15 fucking minutes, brother. Yeah, I'm not kidding. I was back here ibecker so long I was looking for a broom so I start cleaning shit up, man. You should get out a crossword puzzle or a Sudoku. Oh, hey, what's up, Glick?
03:32:17
Speaker
You're back. ah don ile welcome Welcome back to your show, man. yeah I didn't watch football. as watch a football i i will i was i was I was watching football. but Don't fucking judge me. Apparently the entire ah the ne network that I created. We're three episodes from when you were here last.
03:32:37
Speaker
We done moved into season four, bitch. What happened to the last two seasons?
03:32:44
Speaker
what's what happened in life it's the whole fucking thing ah There was a lot of cum on people's backs and shit. seven here you You can get the replay. Just a typical Friday.
03:32:55
Speaker
Wait, does somebody say there's children in here? I hope not. Glick's kids. right It's just cats. Oh, no. Glick's children. It's holding the chair because it's sticky.
03:33:09
Speaker
but My children. mr I was just going to say, this is the only child i have and I don't think he gives it a shit. Well, here's how old I am. My my children, my kids are fucking 40 and 37. So, you know, there's that.
03:33:26
Speaker
Well, my stepdaughters are 32 and 30. what What's scary is my my son is... Why are you not up here? My son is just as many years away from Jersey as I am, just on the opposite direction.
03:33:42
Speaker
Let that sink in for a minute, babe. We're not old. We're vintage. I don't want to pop out any babies. Is going to be step-mama or not?
03:33:56
Speaker
Mm-hmm.
03:33:59
Speaker
And Glick, you can kiss my ass with the old jokes rolling around in your head. I see it on your face. jersey typed the chat but she literally just started thinking about that like what the fuck man man man we all know that you're my older sister
03:34:24
Speaker
older sister better sister sister with the better brains i mean i mean i mean get in line i've got a lot of sisters Wait, how did I miss that? Is is Mandy your real sister?
03:34:36
Speaker
No. so no no okay no maybe This panel is too fucking confusing, man. I made the sad mistake of adopting him as my brother younger brother a few years ago. just need to get rid of his ass and there's no exchange warranty on him, so I'm just kind of stuck with him. You should have left him in the streets where he belongs.
03:35:02
Speaker
He's my returning brother. I'm sorry, Mandy. I didn't know you were actually like mentally retarded. I'm sorry. I'll stop with the retard jokes. I'm not mentally retarded. I'm just a sucker for strays is my problem. That's my problem. That's why this motherfucker's my brother. ah now first First and foremost, yeah both of you bitches are lucky. I love you guys.
03:35:29
Speaker
wendyy yeah don't even Don't even play like I just found them a couple years ago. we we've been you You adopted me a long ass fucking time ago. It's probably been what, like five years there about? Five, six years, something like that.
03:35:44
Speaker
We send fucking shit back to center, dude. Come on. ah you can I don't fucking care I wish the fuck I could get back I adopted Glick six crazy bitches ago how about we go with that but money um you see none same was not not the sidelines by the way the timeline is that deserves a oh shit oh shit that's hilarious oh no yeah yeah no I've known him through six crazy bitches, okay? yeah maybey's maybey's I knew this motherfucker when he dated normal women. God damn. was that? That never had happened.
03:36:32
Speaker
yeah I'm glad y'all caught the oxymoron there. Normal women. It's like military intelligence. i will Now you had said he dated normal men.
03:36:44
Speaker
I don't even date normal men. I don't even date normal men. Fucking Moldog and I sat naked in the in the kitchen eating purple paint. Shut up, dude. What the fuck, man?
03:36:58
Speaker
God damn. Stuck in Jersey. Fuck.
03:37:04
Speaker
mean fuck game you won come up on the panel Eating our beefaroni and drinking our pumpkin lattes and shit. What the fuck, man? yeah that like honest That sounds like a good weekend. that the show you're saying basic like again we We intentionally miss our mouth so it drips down on our chest and shit. you know like os my man Hey, daddy. hey hey He calls me daddy. I call him grandpappy. I was talking about what you say to me, motherfucker. Get it straight.
03:37:38
Speaker
<unk> tell you i can I guess I can't say get it straight if we're sitting here talking about sitting naked and fucking eating each other on camera. This is so much. yeah scott it was like and I thought I was gay.
03:37:55
Speaker
right Scott is like these motherfuckers are like yeah. Scott is the person.
03:38:05
Speaker
angel name Angel now. Scott has got class. Me and Click are just like fucking. yeah like a man we we're We're only a couple generations removed from like cavemen and shit. man Oh, Elvin John looks at you two and goes nobody's that gay.
03:38:21
Speaker
I still can't wait for the night for him you mean and him to get together, meet up, go to a gay bar. That's going to be fucking hilarious, dude. yeah my dog You and I have talked about this. and yeah we that we that like bowd dog and i know And I know this, like, because I've been to gay bars and and I love going to gay bars. Well, we know. See, I haven't. And I i can just imagine. Oh, you've never been to a gay bar?
03:38:46
Speaker
I'm not fucking gay. Why would I go to a gay bar? Free drinks. i'm not fucking I'm not fucking gay either, but I got a lot of gay sex in the family. Sure you're not, baby. Okay. yeah Okay. so okay so wow scott a here look i mean with when when the actual gay guy on panel calls you out i'm just saying man like you know yeah yeah i know yeah that's gonna be like the worst porno ever sasquats and santa claus at the gay bar about you mind your business
03:39:22
Speaker
how much you mind your fucking business You don't want that present he's putting under your tree, okay? There's a reason Santa Claus has you sit on his fucking lap. Just saying. and me Also explains the ho, ho ho
03:39:38
Speaker
ho, ho. H-O-E. He's about to wrap your present. Oh, you want a new football? Fuck you. You're getting fucking incested and molested. That's what you're getting, motherfucker. Welcome to Alabama.
03:39:53
Speaker
Great. I don't have a football for you, but I got a couple of golf balls. but but yeah welcome Welcome to Owl Itucky. Hey, he's going to give you the golf club.
03:40:07
Speaker
All right, we gotta stop this. We're gonna get this channel taken down for I just want to say I just got a first and foremost you gotta send me that picture because I can't figure out what it is and I know we're friends on Snapchat. It's you. Whatever that means you can't be about. It looks like you're just sucking on a black dick and good hand usage so I mean.
03:40:30
Speaker
Oh, that's what turned you on. You thought it was a black dick. Oh, you like
03:40:37
Speaker
and and He's so offended now. He's like, I'm not good enough for you anymore. Scotto said, well, i'm hung like a black man. I might as well like him. Fuck it. yeah um I might be black by injection, but I mean, hey. By injection.
03:40:53
Speaker
All right. Scotto, you're getting a little too fucking gay for me right now. You know, Scotto, I thought we had something, but...
03:41:06
Speaker
Yeah, I can't live up to those expectations. umm just go throw that but I'm I'm not looking to get my internal organs rearranged, so that's okay. that's a thank trust me Trust me. We're not even going to find you. We're not even going to remotely come close to your internal organs. What's that weird taste of my mouth? Oh, that's my fucking lung. Never mind.
03:41:27
Speaker
you motherfuckers are crazy man i'm over here just read bible scripture and shit
03:41:40
Speaker
I I feel like we should all pray. Don't you fucking lie to me, Mo. You know goddamn better than that shit. live bu god I'm a rare read Bible scriptures. I'm a prayer for y'all.
03:41:52
Speaker
Y'all need some Jesus, man. but um you know what You know what, Jersey? I'm mad at you, Jersey. <unk> I'm upset with you. I'm disappointed in you, Jersey.
03:42:04
Speaker
You hurt my heart. Get up here, girl. You hurt my heart. up here, girl. Yeah, let her know, so mo Modo. Come on. Come on, baby. Two of my most favorite people I've never had on panel at the same time.
03:42:17
Speaker
Not you, Scotto. You're obviously my number one favorite person. Oh, that's right. We haven't been on panel at same time. Hey, babe, come on up. It's not last weekend. You can come back up when I'm here. Come on. Come on. I don't know.
03:42:30
Speaker
but Come on, Jamesy. Don't leave us up here with these weirdos. Come on. She fits right in. Check your phone.
03:42:43
Speaker
Why am I checking my phone? Who are you talking to? You got to be more specific, Angel. I'd say Glick, check your phone. Yeah. oh my god i don't know if i want to open this snapchat you asked me to send it to you that's not that's not me my message like mine is a text message that's all sky no i got i got a snapchat from skydow and i was like hold on a second i'm not really gay i don't know if i don't know i sent your text message bro like
03:43:14
Speaker
Scotto, something tells me I might know which Snatch app you sent to him. And if it is, fuck you. No, no. It was actually this one. I'll show you. was this one. is that tonight?
03:43:29
Speaker
What? What am I doing? see you were filling up your vape or something. Is that that problem? I want to see it.
03:43:40
Speaker
like There she is. Oh my god, what am I doing? There she is. there she is girl Hello. Get up here and defend my honor, goddammit.
03:43:52
Speaker
I missed everything that was going on. Wait, your honor? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll always defend your honor. I'm the quiet Bible scripture reading guy on panel. You really are. Okay, yeah. The weather's bad here.
03:44:11
Speaker
Shut the fuck up before I get struck by lightning. Laughter That's why there's lightning in front of me right now. It's scary. Sarge and I have Bible study like every Wednesday.
03:44:23
Speaker
See? Told you. I'm sure you do. Usually there's an excuse to speak in tongues. Right? Scott O' knows.
03:44:34
Speaker
Scott O' knows. Speak with not in tongues. She's like, do that trick again where you lick your forehead. Okay.
03:44:48
Speaker
Or lick the windows. yeah i mean Or throw the windows. so so much So much for defending my fucking honor, I guess. ah what drop down my but um um One of my favorite scenes ever.
03:45:03
Speaker
ah In a movie.
03:45:07
Speaker
That was good, Jedi. I feel like you guys made that movie.
03:45:14
Speaker
No, we're doing the remake. oh right The 2025 version. And it definitely will not be politically correct or woke. so Oh, thank you for that. It's not woke, but don't sleep on it.
03:45:28
Speaker
That's all we're saying. There might be chains. There might be whips. We don't know yet. Blindfolds. I'll watch it. I'll watch it. I mean, you know. Definitely watch it. Wait, the purple fuzzy handcuffs are the ones with the polka dots.
03:45:42
Speaker
Well, it's Jersey. course they're going to be the purple fuzzy ones. ah What do you think I am, some weak bitch? No, we're going military. We're going military.
03:45:52
Speaker
ah yeah Opening scene is just breaking out of handcuffs. I'm ready to go. Military grade. You on those handcuffs.
03:46:02
Speaker
Military grade is not the best, though. yeah let's see that's Yeah, that's exactly it. Those of us in the military hear those commercials for like, military grade tough trucks and shit, and laugh. Yeah, shit. Made with the cheapest shit you could source from fucking wherever. Yeah, okay.
03:46:21
Speaker
Right. Exactly. Like, don't don't ever bring me... for Scrap metal from World War II. Exactly.
03:46:33
Speaker
You know, you're just better off with zip ties. yeah yeah We got you some new metal to put on your Humvee. Wait a minute. Is this a fucking Campbell's Soup tin can? What the fuck is this? I am just...
03:46:46
Speaker
yeah Wait a minute. Is this the silver wrapper from Wintermint Goem?
03:46:54
Speaker
we were all facts Facts.
03:46:59
Speaker
She's just talking about how cheap military grade shit is. it's It's not what the civilian population thinks. yeah it's a market It's a marketing ploy to try to sell shit. um Made in America when only one part from the whole thing was made in America. like i'll just Exactly. yeah I'll just get a... Yeah. Police department.
03:47:22
Speaker
So anything about a couple basically. Exactly. I'll get a set from the police department. i don't know. The police department buys a lot of shit from ah you shit from the military. so careful yeah Be careful with that. Okay.
03:47:38
Speaker
ya You'd be better off buying a vehicle from drive time. off fucking buying shit on T-Mood.
03:47:48
Speaker
Yeah. What up, Johnny? What you doing over there, man? I just got done making dinner. How'd your steak turn out? Yeah, it turned out fucking great, man.
03:48:02
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Cheered up some sirloins down there. Made me some guacamole to go with it. Fried up some curly fries. That steak better be soft as fuck. Oh, hell yeah, dude.
03:48:14
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Consider it was actually my first attempt working in the kitchen by myself. It went pretty good. Good. Good job. Nice. Hell yeah, man.
03:48:28
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I'm not going to say Johnny chewing on a piece of steak looks like me eating pussy, but you know, there's that. Whatever. Really? You vomit like that, dude? I don't have a you got teeth. Eat that shit till I come up like it like a glazed donut. What the fuck? oh you know um jerseys like Jersey's like, shut up, babe. Shut up, goddammit. Shut your fucking mouth.
03:48:53
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I wasn't saying but i wasn't she waiting for that. though She's like, don't talk about it. Be about it, bro. Right? yeah right Exactly, exactly, Jedi. Exactly. That's what I'm saying. She's going to talk a good game until one day just she looks out in her driveway and there's a car sitting there that she don't know who belongs to.
03:49:13
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Who's that? I know what your car looks like. I have security. Her house like Fort Knox. She's got like 14 ring cameras around that motherfucker.
03:49:26
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I don't have ring cameras. They're ring cameras.
03:49:31
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She's like, I got i got military military grade cameras, motherfucker.
Home Mishaps and Relationship Humor
03:49:35
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yeah You walk up and touch the doorbell and you get shocked like a fucking tag.
03:49:44
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Being where I'm at, you have to have some kind of like cameras. Like being in my like where i live and no yeah because you got the jersey devil and shit up there man gotta be careful not because of crime i'm not just because i'm out in the woods like that's oh oh me too jersey that's why i have big dogs do you get a lot of bears coming up and fucking with you no most people look at like cute pictures of deer and shit on their camera she looks at bigfoot you know
03:50:15
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okay i have you You have Glick coming by your house. i him thought was that hey y'all look at that beat Oh, what happened? The game game on commercial? so Game on commercial? What?
03:50:33
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oh shit ah ah was' so of jersey i think i licking it happening
03:50:43
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yll look at youll look says We said his name too many times, y'all. He came back. It's like Beetlejuice. Or
03:50:59
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war yeah bloody mar bloody mary bloody mary i've had two black big big flow out down bylings that
03:51:13
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It is fucking cold. I'm fucking cold. an ass-reliable cold. Oh, no. He just finished off. He finished again, guys.
03:51:24
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Well, go get your blankie and you'll be good. I got shocked, y'all. I got shocked because everybody in this panel had their masturbation cameras on Sasquatch Hunt. So I was like, y'all need to masturbate to a Sasquatch. I got you.
03:51:38
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Yes. And nobody can. Nobody can. Right? I don't have cameras to zoom in enough to actually see anything. Hey, Glick.
03:51:51
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Glick, I'm not saying it looks like Scott is wearing your fucking blankie in his avatar, but that might be why you can't find it. That's from last night. That be He's like the collar The collar's a little stiff No, Scott was stripped down last night And it was fucking sexy as fuck the college i Put that fucking fur thing over And I'm like, damn yeah what happened What happened last night? I heard you guys make a reference about last night a little bit ago It was fun Did y'all have a fucking wild stream on here? There's a lot of partially naked guys
03:52:26
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ah if We were trapped. Carson, Nick, you guys. It's got to on the first. I night was wild. It was a lot of fun. yeah Where was that at? Here? here charlieley Harley.
03:52:39
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Oh, on Harley's train?
03:52:43
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Okay. I was up all dealing with a fucking AC unit that was trying to cause me water damage again. and i but Fuck, I forgot to fucking clean filters my AC. Tomorrow.
03:52:57
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Well, you better go check it. largestous blessinger It's a personal in my room. so What was I doing then? You were supposed to go to bed. You were doing it all night. Yeah, yeah.
03:53:09
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I literally thought I was going to, like, I had to go to my ah grandson. I didn't have to. My grandson had a football game this morning, and they were doing a tribute to 9-11. So, like, anybody it was in the military, you know, vet, whatever, got to walk their, you know, their grandson out to midline.
03:53:25
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So i was going be a good boy. i was going to, like, you know, be in bed by like midnight and shit my time be better and just happened to think, ah, let me check my AC unit. Cause I gotta, I check it about every three or four days. Cause it sucks.
03:53:37
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Sure enough, that motherfucker was froze with ice about that fucking thick on it. shit was fucking you Keep that shit on dripping. Nah, it's just my AC unit sucks in the apartment I live in. It's it's don't even God, don't even get me started on that motherfucker.
03:53:49
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But yeah, it was a, and and it wasn't just like frost. It was like rock hard fucking ice that was frozen on the front of the, you know, the front of the unit. Not. Yeah.
03:53:59
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So I was, i was up till like 6am fucking like, do you know why he was up till 6am baby? Here it comes. Now go ahead. Go ahead. Baby, you tell him how you decided to thaw this out. I meant there would be a little bit of a quicker way, but listen to how my love decided to thaw this unit out.
03:54:21
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Marines fucking adapt and overcome. God damn it. So yeah I used, I used the one resource I had, right? I set up a bunch of, you got to know how my AC unit is, right? It's, ah it's, it's, it's not the same as like the ones in the house.
03:54:37
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It probably would worked just about as quick. I, stuck I, said I set up like 15 little, you know, those little circle fucking tea lights. Yeah. See, like candles.
03:54:48
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I set a bunch of them motherfuckers up in rows, man. So the heat will go up on it and fucking thaw the shit out. Text on your picture Text the picture. Text on the picture.
03:54:59
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ah All right. No, no, no. Fuck no. It's Scotto. He'll be putting that shit everywhere on the fucking internet, man. Send it to me. I won't send it anywhere else. Listen, when he sent it to me this morning, I had no idea what the fuck I was looking at. I sent her a video afterwards explaining what I was doing. She didn't watch a video, man. My phone like immediately rings and she's like, ah what the fuck am I looking at here?
03:55:23
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I looked like you were doing seance with all these like little tea lights. i'm like like That's kind of what I was picturing. I'm going off camera now because I'm a little embarrassed.
03:55:36
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like I really had no clue. There was just these lines of tea lights near this thing. I don't know. I don't know what it was. And I'm like, no wonder why he was up all night. It's because those tea lights were not putting out any heat i Well, I was scraping at the same time. i mean yes Of course! She's like, you had to. pe lights and scraped and had the exact result so I used to like you motherfuckers.
03:56:09
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wait yeah Wait, Jedi's got to get the picture. yeah I'm sending it. Give me a second. God damn it. That's hilarious. I was looking at it.
03:56:19
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I'm like, what is going on there? i was looking at like what's is going bitter okay that But to be honest, that idea is something that would come to me when I was drunk. I'd be like, this will i yeah government it was It was honestly the only thing it was the only heat source I had in the fucking house, man. It wasn't a heat source. No, it was yeah it wasn't. work i said It was a source of light, but not heat.
03:56:48
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i do work I said, babe, did you turn the fan on on the on the on the unit? And he said, No, because, i you know, i and I understand because he doesn't know where it was frozen, too, you know, but that is and it was and it was like there was so much water, you know, there was so much water. So I mean, he really but i he wanted to do it at a slow pace and take his time and make sure that it was right.
03:57:12
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um Because I was having to sop water up constantly, man, from the shit dripping, man. But I would explain why he was up all night, because that was at the pace it was going at, snail pace. I meant when you're using tea lights.
03:57:26
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Whatever. um and yeah I like how she threw me out there like that. ah ah Hey, babe, won't you go ahead and tell him how you thought it out? Go ahead, tell him.
03:57:42
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Go ahead. Go ahead. Well, its that's the thing about being ah dude that lives alone without a woman. You don't have a hairdryer. See, exactly.
03:57:53
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Exactly. exactly exactly And that's what he said to me, Jedi. He's like, honey, he said, I don't have a hairdryer. He's like, so. i meant he's like Really? It's one of those things you don't know you need him until you need them. But it almost would have been worth it just to drive to like the the pharmacy like just to go get. like so another But it was midnight. It was midnight. It was closed. Exactly.
03:58:17
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even Even if it wasn't midnight, like who that's like you're going to find another way. like Fuck driving to go get something I'm never going to use other than this one occasion. Like we're going to figure this out Tea lights That's not how I would have gone It's fun That's a fun way of doing it Fuck y'all No I got to scroll up past our 5000 messages To get to it in the text sent to them Because I'm on my laptop Apparently you're fucking chatty Kathy Jersey We both are Yeah we both are
03:58:53
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over that That's funny. step That's a good story. love that story. Oh, wait till you see the picture. ah You'll laugh. wait Just wait. You'll laugh.
03:59:05
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By the way, just addressing the chat, Lazy Loves Ween Dog, you're cunt. You deserve to talk to yourself. Poor Knight. What's going on?
03:59:18
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Poor Knight as a barber. don't you come and cut my shit?
03:59:26
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Holy shit, we do have the same fucking avatar pic. What's that all about? You guys are surprised. I didn't even know. That's weird. How the fuck that happened?
03:59:40
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You know, if if you put some tea lights beneath... Oh, knew it. I knew that shit was coming. god damn it. Where does everybody go?
03:59:56
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where you go but They got tired of the tea light story. i look Glick's getting ready to burn a cross in his front yard. you yeah
04:00:10
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It's beginning to look a lot like Glickmas.
04:00:15
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Oh, we got hot. What's happening? What's going on, bro? What up, Hose? We don't like your counter-ass. You can let her. It's just... click Get your microphone out of your anus, man. What the fuck, dude? You're robotting real bad, man.
04:00:35
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Yeah, take it here we can hear your indigestion. Yeah, I can hear your colon flexing. had I had my microphone in my anus.
04:00:46
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I was waiting for could wait um Not my problem this time. was anybody else talking about his ass?
04:00:59
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I was just... Quick licksplaining to us. very good one I was just looking at pictures from Scott. and I was just like... and like go yeah and Handle business.
04:01:15
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Handle business. Sarge. Yeah, I'm sending them now. Calm down, woman. Jesus. see She's like, have you sent them and made a fool of yourself yet?
04:01:27
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What are you doing, babe? Send them. yeah yeah why Why haven't you sent them yet? There's no rest for the wicked. Good might. Thank you, green dog.
04:01:38
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wind up nervous We're like couple. Jedi. Check yourself out. notice yeah based like right jed i check yourself on learn together man I don't know why y'all. I don't know why y'all.
04:01:51
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Scotto, going to ima send them to you on Discord. Since I'm not cool enough to have your your cell phone. Wow. You're going to send them on GlickCorp? I want you send them to me or anything. Like, apparently, I'm just talking to you. Bitch, you've been gone. You don't even know what the we're talking about.
04:02:09
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Tell me what we're talking about, now send them to Everybody else is getting sent. Yeah, see? See? i want you yeah i feel like i feel like i should something just yes Jersey, you want to let this snowman you want to let this man know how important too are to me you know to tell them ah i hear i hear about it all the time but i know you what houseport yeah did you hear about today modal here prop a day mo i'll let you i'll let you hold your guess on that
04:02:42
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i let I'll let you guess on that.
04:02:46
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I mean, you should know. I told her to tell you. Oh, shit. I can't. Scotto, I can't. I said to you that the files are too big for Discord. So send me your cell phone on Discord and I'll text it to you. Scotto was on Snapchat.
04:03:02
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Oh, did you send it on Snapchat? I did, yes. let me move okay What? Hey, Glick, what's up, man? Moe Dolls don't know. Moodog knows everything. You don't know what you and I talked about earlier? love your profile. I'll make it about Moodog. I tell Moodog everything.
04:03:23
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So he knows what you and talked about earlier? ah About what? She's like, wait a minute, wait a minute, shut up, shut up. Don't like don't tell him everything. About earlier?
04:03:34
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Did you say about earlier? Yes. Yes. Yes. We did a group chat. yeah got did a group chat The three of us.
04:03:47
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sure This request is unclear. I didn't ask you fucking shit. shit up and now You dirty work. Much fucking business. What the fuck is wrong?
04:04:00
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I hate my fucking shit. This fucking smug ass bastard. Sorry. My phone. All right, chat. We'll quit talking about my boring light shit.
04:04:12
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what What do you think, Jedi? I want to know. i je je Jedi's text. so Jedi says, baby you got any pictures of the goat you sacrificed during that ritual?
04:04:29
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I told him this morning. I was like, what were you doing? You
04:04:38
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ah you know, I was adapting and overcoming. There you go. All right. You overpaid. I support your decision.
04:04:48
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Thank you, man. I
04:04:55
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could picture him sitting all night just waiting for this shit to melt. Come on, bitch. Heat up. It's like you left the fridge door open so the light was on, but it didn't make anything worse. What's bad? what's bad is that's That's not even like the max number of candles I had in there. how many You just had those on hand? What? Yeah. I got a thing. I got thing. I got a thing. I'm where they're like a hundred at a time.
04:05:27
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Dude, I'm a i never mind. You know, I'm a photographer motherfucker. Yeah, that's true. Okay. That makes sense. Actually. Why is it my marshmallow
04:05:39
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the why isn't my marshmallow getting warm yeah man's been a It's been a week. How long does this shit take? I'm still awake. Waiting for it to warm up. Waiting for it to defrost. It grew mold before it got warm.
04:05:59
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I mean, shit happens, y'all. humanmen oh angel Angel, feel free to jump in here and save me at any time. Yeah, Angel, where you been? absorb is yeah oh I'm sorry. I'm i'm cleaning the filter on my AC so I don't have a fucking MoDog issue.
04:06:18
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Well, you better get better run your ass to fucking Walmart and get some tea lights. I'm just saying. No, gotta to figure out. like no Go to Walmart and get a fucking handker. I can't get this fucking thing back on. It's my portable one for my room. on angel I can't get that shit back on.
04:06:34
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What did you do? I took the tube off and I can get back on. hu Mine is tea light candle, by the way. ah yeah see like the cost
04:06:49
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The Great Hossiers. I didn't hear a word you just said, brother. It was all glicking It was glicking out. we've We've been telling him his audio sucks. He just doesn't believe us, I don't think.
04:07:04
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Hey, Brandy. He's in Glick
04:07:15
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love an old guy Oh my god. Glick said baby girl. Who's the next one now? Come on bro. I told you it could be fucking month. ah Who's it now? Whoops. at Let me guess. In a week and two from now you're in love. Uh ah What's going on here Glick?
04:07:34
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What's going on is Brandy and I had a little tiff last weekend. What the fuck
04:07:48
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was that? Brandy, don't don't don don't break his heart, okay? Be a good girl. What's going on is last weekend Brandy and I had a little tiff, a little fight, and...
04:08:05
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I'm gonna keep muted for a while. I'm gonna keep muted for a while. I'm talk shit. There you Scotto, check Snapchat. Okay. Yeah. So sideways, they got a whole lot of drunk and, uh, well, it is what it is
04:08:25
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is. All you need was a bottle of wine. I'll give you a bottle of wine and some berry white and you could have fucked the air. ca i I did a dance for i there's happy it. Click, I love you, brother, but we cannot understand what you're saying, man. you your Your audio is robotting so bad, man.
04:08:51
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yeah gliz Seriously. my I don't have robot in. Hold on. You might need to leave StreamYard and come back. you might are Wait, are you using AirPods or AirPods?
04:09:07
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He said, fuck you. I'm leaving. I'll be right back. I'm going to grab a beer. He just clicked out. Grab one, baby. Grab it. Yes, baby. Grab it. just clicked out grab one big gravity it see you think yeah yes baby yeah grab it
04:09:39
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Who needs alcohol when you have this show? I'm a child. And at times you need alcohol for this fucking show. Exactly. um I'm about to grab another one.
04:09:53
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I'm sober tonight. That makes none of us. And now I'm about drink a lot more. More than I should. I was hanging out backstage and i was like, which one of these sons of bitches is going bring me up?
04:10:09
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I forgot it was my street. I was like, these motherfuckers know I'm here. These pieces of shit.
04:10:23
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Oh, poor Glick. You just can't get the fingers working tonight. Man, fuck it. Apparently, I can't do anything. else This is my guy. I'm so sorry. We had a bad night.
04:10:34
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We're fucking cold now. Y'all can have y'all's opinions. That's okay. Glick, Glick, Glick. I love you too.
04:10:41
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yeah my opinion is none of my fault business if glick's happy then i'm happy because glick's my dude and brandy if you make it yeah yeah girl yes so so all i will i i'm going to just i'm going to tail end that right there so that's what i'm going to say is i'm going to say that Brandy and Glick, like if you're happy with each other at the end of the day, all that truly matters.
04:11:10
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We don't have to live your life. You guys have to live it. and It's not not about any of that. It's not about any of that. and not making this We're not making this about that.
04:11:25
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We're going to get back the fuckery and the bullshit. You're boo. your boo we're back to the glickening we're back to fight i'm gonna fight makeup for some of the best makeup sex ever right you're 100 right i'm trying to figure out why this it's right there in line with a good grudge man oh yeah and if you know you know so don't judge me no no
04:12:00
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What's on the time I grudge fuck Jedi's mom. God damn. What? and Jedi, I thought you looked a little like Glick in the face. Put some hair on you. and You could be a son, man.
04:12:17
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I don't want to throw anything out there. He does tell you to call him daniel daddy your daddy?
04:12:29
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There's that one brain shell we're seeing. Out of control. Who's sharing one brain shell? Everybody on the panel? Or or you and Jersey? Me and Jersey. Well, its probably the whole panel tonight.
04:12:42
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but Doesn't sound like it was as bad as last night's the one from the south and y'all are the ones that are much in red redneck.
04:12:57
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I'm thinking I need to go back and watch Harley stream from yesterday. I mean, why bother going across the camera? You can just go across the hall. I mean, damn. don't need to just go across the hall. It's like big ass 40s or some shit. Yeah, what is that?
04:13:15
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32s. 32s? Oh my God. That's fifth. I got like five more there. thirty two s ah you know my ah work thats my fifth i like five more in there 32s be some hood rat shit, man. What you doing over there, girl? We ain't got 40s of them. No, no, no, no. The hood rat shit the deuce deuces.
04:13:38
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Okay, yeah. Fair fair point.
04:13:43
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I mean, I told y'all. um I mean, I'm half hood, half country.
04:13:50
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You're the hood rat I've ever known. Angel, I was joking. You know, I'm a smartass. You know me well enough by now. Dude, I didn't take the test to him. Okay, alright.
04:14:10
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Yes, the fuck I am, Mandy. Now this hoss motherfucker is whole different story. This hoss motherfucker... This hoss motherfucker, he's like, hey, this motherfucker don't have to say nothing.
04:14:23
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He's like seventh generation inbred as fuck. He's inbred as fuck. He's like, oh I like Hump Church and fuck Adam Calhoun. ah team into that And at at at the end of the day, it's all about the music and nobody gives a fuck about either one of them because at the end of the day, they're both touching each other's wieners and they're both but kind of that like you.
04:14:45
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no You're like, oh I don't like him. don't like him. But you listen to bunch of their music and they're winning. And that's the problem. Ross needs to go over to the voiceover work business and shit. i didn't even know even I don't even listen to Op Church. so you You literally have an R-Hack fucking flag in your background, bro.
04:15:08
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i I got that flag when I was younger, but don't listen to none of the... I have a...
04:15:15
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He hasn't taken anything including food off his wall to the big grave. Not that I'm 45, but it's not incest.
04:15:28
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Hey, Haas, we're just ripping on each other in here, man. Don't take the shit serious. Haas, it's all jokes. It's all jokes. It's Saturday night for us.
04:15:38
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and you want you want to hear this so you're good bos it's all joked it's all joked no i know saturday night for us yeah learn I saw his face get all serious. I was like, he thinks we really mean this shit. I mean, I really do believe you're in. That's neither here nor there.
04:15:58
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You definitely have an uncle, daddy, mommy, grandma. Listen to this. Who is that? that You're also a ginger, you soulless bastard. What are you doing?
04:16:09
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Are you building a fucking pipe bomb to blow up a delivery school? What's going on in your apartment? don't know. That pipe bombs for your apartment, dude. Hey, don't be picking on my hoss.
04:16:21
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Okay? Let me tell you some real hillbilly shit. Let me tell you some real hillbilly shit. so My man decided to... i mean ah you know like Hey, hey, hey, hey. Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
04:16:32
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What the fuck story are you getting ready to Continue. Do I need to sign off on this first? It's going to get sticky. So my man decided to like kind of like play a little bit of a joke on me and like make it seem like we were cousins.
04:16:51
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Oh, that' when that's some weird. That's some weird role. Because that our families actually come from like the same place in Kentucky. I started to say, were you going to tell them why or just make it sound like I just threw some in-bridge shit out there? It's funny anyway. i but i mean The candle thing was the first red flag.
04:17:11
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You think she'd have learned. I mean, he doesn't think straight. But he he did try to convince us that we were cousins for a hot minute.
04:17:25
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And she totally bought it. I did. i I did buy it. If you know anything about... like yeah Did you get more turned on or less turned on? I'm going to answer that publicly.
04:17:37
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but We're not going to say there was a towel involved, but yeah there might have been a towel involved. Just because they met at an event that was Ancestry.com and Match.com at the exact same time does not mean that there's any incest going on.
04:17:56
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Family reunion had nothing to do with it. Exactly. It doesn't mean there's not. But he was calling me cuz while I was still believing it. was like, I'm going to have start calling you cuz, man, instead of boo.
04:18:10
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Oh, my God. That's cousin boo-boo. on He have texted his sister to ask if he was... if yeah their family We scared Johnny off panel. In all seriousness, it turned into being a joke, but for for a hot minute there at the very beginning...
04:18:34
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both We were both like, oh, fuck. is that one I literally had a text. My my sister did like, uh, like the whole genealogy and shit on my family, our family.
04:18:47
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And One, it turns out I'm related to Blackbeard the Pirate, so that's pretty fucking cool. but But you're whitebeard. Yeah, but I'm, yeah. Well, I'm um Uncle Daddy. so like why black not but black be Blackbeard's not even a real person. It's just a fictional character. the yeah yeah yeah It doesn't matter.
04:19:08
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like Don't be mad at you. You've got no good name behind you. But no, I literally texted her and i won't I won't say the names, but I was like, hey sis. um are are we Are we any chance related to, you know, XYZ names? She was like, why? i was like, just answer me.
04:19:30
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She came back about two or three minutes later, and she was like, no, why? And I was like, ah oh, nothing. It was just a funny joke. i'll tell you later. but my but don't worry but doing Thank God for that.
04:19:42
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Brown chicken, brown cow. I'm going to hell just yet, guys. We're good. Oh, my goodness. He didn't tell me right that second when she got back to him.
04:19:54
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No, I played it off for about a half hour. He let you sweat. did. Hot. but super not
04:20:03
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oh So, Modog, you didn't answer your sister, so you're going to just show up with Jersey at the next family get-together, and you're like this is why I was wondering. We just wanted to make sure we weren't going to some 12-toed but Show up like, look at yourself.
04:20:24
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Helmets are expensive. Do I have to pre-purchase one? No, right.
04:20:30
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It depends on what kind helmet you get. They're not all expensive. You go and get a fucking you can and get a fucking pink and purple spiked bicycle helmet for like 10 bucks.
04:20:41
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yeah Me and Jersey are both. wanted that purple helmet. He would customize it for her. Me and Jersey are both of the mindset. Ain't neither one of us having any more kids, so it don't matter. It's all good. no Even if it was, we'd have just been like, we'll just ignore it like we didn't know.
04:20:56
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Exactly. yeah yeah not arm and you you got You got two options. You can put that little retard in Fred in a Walmart helmet and hope for the best, or you can yeet us the fetus.
04:21:10
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MoDog, if you need a I've got a few. I'm just saying. I mean, I do like scrambled eggs.
04:21:23
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um man god That was fucked up. That was fucked up for even me, man. That was funny. I keep a metal cool hanger on standby just in case. I'm just saying.
04:21:38
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You're my dearest mommy. I'm so glad my factory is closed for that problem. I'm so glad I'm fixed. I can't handle my kids. Thank God for that.
04:21:50
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Happy birthday. You are my favorite failed abortion. yeah pause What's up? Let me get puppy clean. Happy birthday. If your dad would have only went left instead of right with that metal coat hanger.
04:22:11
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What's this weird scar on the side of my head, Mom? ah yeah The cake to celebrate is going to red frosting. That's all I know. Oh, damn. no Purple motherfucker.
04:22:25
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It's to match the crayons. oh Abortions are fun. It's like racism. Abortions and racism are like peanut butter and jelly.
04:22:40
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and boatog What did you do last night? Oh, we were talking about abortions and incest. It was fun. It was fun Saturday. They're like, oh, you're on Glick Show, In this metaphor, the jelly is the abortion, right? What did you do last Saturday night, MoDog?
04:22:55
Speaker
in this metaphor that just is the aborive tonight what do you utiliz but you do this saturday night odal Yeah, know we aborted a bunch of fucking babies and burned some crosses. There might have been a sacrifice and a goat involved. We don't know.
04:23:12
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Next time we use real candles. I didn't say it was a quick ritual. It might have took a hot minute. i didn't say it was i didn't say it was a quick ritual roll my it might have took a hot man for a while Hashtag real candles. As Donald Trump would say, as as as as the great Donald Trump would say, it was the most magnificent, it was the most glorious, it was the most spectacular, nice, it was the biggest.
04:23:45
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It was the most spectacular way of avoiding crowds of parts. Jedi. Yes, sir. i may have a flag I have the flag, but I also have it tatted on my wrist.
04:23:58
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Oh, shit. oh It's a good thing you're not into it or anything, then. i mean Wait, wait, wait. I can't get a good view of it. like ah Time to back out the coats that make us hug ourselves again.
04:24:15
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Goddamn Jedi. You want Glick to actually run his panel? What the fuck, man? What am I doing here? Ooh, look at that. i've not I don't like riding up shirts or anything.
04:24:28
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I used to listen to him, but his new music is trash. Oh, wait a minute. It's now changed to I used to listen to him. Before, you were like, I don't listen to him.
04:24:41
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It's slowly evolving over time here. What happened was...
04:24:47
Speaker
Motherfucker just got rid of his CD yesterday and shit. You're ginger in it. You should be drug out into a field, beaten to death with a fence pose. Jesus Christ.
04:25:00
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click ah Just because yours failed doesn't mean you gotta try to put on somebody else. What the hell, Dwight? Calm down. puts on a white hoodie. Get him off the lights. It's the fucking main screen, bro. He tells you panel. He'll fucking chat. We can do all these things so he can rise out of the ashes. He's coming to fuck up. Take care.
04:25:27
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Yeah, tell him, Haas. Yeah, fucking tell me, Haas. Fucking tell me. You should see him in his pajamas dancing around the Taylor Swift. So, don't let him give you too much shit.
04:25:44
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yeah Yeah, tell me, Haas, and see how quick I kick your grandpa, daddy, brother, sister in the jaw and castrate your mom. You're taking one person down. like Get him off the big fucking screen, dude. Thank you.
04:25:59
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Get him off the big screen. terrifying. exactly um like i yeah I love to look at Haas, but I don't want him to feel uncomfortable because he's been on the screen for 38 minutes. want him to feel uncomfortable.
04:26:11
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I want him to feel uncomfortable. Welcome to Nonsensical Nonsense, Hoss. The bad thing is he he's one of the nicest, sweetest fucking guys you'll ever meet. ah like collect but Glick's fucking roasting him like it's a fucking barbecue and shit. and and yeah We got you, Hoss. He's hungry for leftovers. He's got a white pride hoodie on and he goes crazy.
04:26:35
Speaker
I don't know. I've seen him crack before and when he turns into an asshole, it's fucking amazing. and This is not the first time Haas has been. This is not the first time has been on the panel. Take the hood down, bro. You can't do that.
04:26:50
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so No, i actually another love for Haas. Haas is a good dude. And I agree with everything you guys are saying. This is not the first time he's been on the panel. However... That's why the white hoodie, with the hood up especially, it brings out your worst instincts. Yeah, I turn. right I'm sorry, Haas. I apologize, Haas.
04:27:11
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Oh, you're good. yeah you're get I've got to go. will see y'all later. a good night. Can I secure anybody? Are you going to leave me alone with these people? Are you kidding me?
04:27:24
Speaker
Yeah, I'm going to leave you alone. You'll be alright. y'all. I'm pressing charges. I'm pressing charges. I just want to tell you this, Mandy.
04:27:36
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You are my most favorite old ass sister. Love you, you old ass.
04:27:45
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See? I can't say anything nice without a little bit of hate. A little bit of white hate. Mandy knows I love her and she gives me just as much shit as I give her.
04:27:56
Speaker
Actually, in all honesty, she gives me more shit than I give her. ah You deserve it. so yeah You're a dick, dude. You're a dick, dude.
04:28:08
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Yeah. angel Angel's like EF Hutton. She doesn't say a whole lot, but when she does, it's fucking it's a bomb and everybody listens, man. lady you the final car She's like Fidel Bongs over here, man. Fidel just drops bombs. He's busy building his new battalion of warriors, man. Yeah.
04:28:29
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so
04:28:33
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he says he was cooking steak. We don't know that it wasn't really the neighbor, though. You know? I'm just saying. He showed I didn't even have to say anything. I think it was Jedha that jumped on him first. He was like, that was like charcoal. And Johnny was like, I seared it.
04:28:52
Speaker
i knew you johnny was like i seaed I don't think you know the definition of searing. Searing doesn't mean black all the way through, my brother. i was just going to say he's searing it all the way through. Ascato.
04:29:07
Speaker
Whoa. Well, I heard what i yeah johnny children was it. a little bit it was It was one time, it was one time maybe six times kind with all black but me
04:29:24
Speaker
What the fuck was that? It needed to happen. Does that mean we're going to be ebony and ivory? with the fuck? I love you, girl. What the fuck was that? I want to see my goodness. Record that shit, Scotto. Record that shit, Scotto.
04:29:42
Speaker
recorded record it just got Come on, Angela. like you Like you don't already have it saved in your fucking video file. who are you trying to kid, woman? Cheers. You ain't fooling nobody.
04:29:55
Speaker
Fucking cheers. i yeah I got a lot in here saved. Trust me. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Somebody say cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Clink.
04:30:06
Speaker
That's that's where that's where Glick's going to end up tonight. In the clink.
04:30:16
Speaker
The clinkening. The clinkening. They'll have a whole new meaning for the clinkening tomorrow, though. The clinkening.
04:30:27
Speaker
I can't sit down. It hurts too much. but but taoo wa who ta Who tattooed these hands on the back of my shoulders? What the fuck? Oh, shit.
04:30:42
Speaker
ah i split um ah hos i I heard somebody ask about the puppy, man. Doing good? Oh, yeah, he's doing good. He's down he's downstairs, passed out. 110 pounds Seven weeks old?
04:30:56
Speaker
He's going to be 13 weeks. Oh, yeah. I thought he looked familiar. And then we brought the puppy. I was like, that's where I know you. All right, we're good now. So the the dog did it. okay yeah I was like, who the fuck is this dude? Like, who the fuck?
04:31:14
Speaker
And then you mentioned puppy. i was like, I've never seen puppy. Yeah, okay, we're good. That's good looking pup, too, man. Two and two came together. Aw. So fucking cute. Aw. Ironically, Glick's got the same white splatter right on his forehead, too.
04:31:30
Speaker
Oh. Yeah. Yeah, but he can wipe his off with a rag. Yeah, journal true. True. True that. Well, don't know. It's been so long.
04:31:42
Speaker
I mean, if it dried on there, you'd have to use a little bit more pressure. He'd have to scrape that shit off like I was scraping the ice off my EC unit last night. Yeah. oh Glick, I got some tea lights if you need some, brother.
04:31:54
Speaker
It's the way out this morning. when he told him mar When he told me that he decided to lay down. I going to lie. I went through about 50 of them motherfuckers.
04:32:06
Speaker
He decided to lay down at 6.30 this morning. i meant because I meant, like, were you said Indian style, like singing kumbaya with the tea lights in front of you?
04:32:17
Speaker
mean I mean, maybe. I sing his songs. no He was doing a voodoo ritual. don't don Don't judge me. No judgment. like Listen, I'm just admiring you actually. Don't judge me, goddammit. I have nothing but admiration, love. That's it.
04:32:35
Speaker
she's like the she She's like, you know, there are, you guys already said it on stream. She said, you guys know, she goes, you know, there are better heat sources, right? but took Took my hat off because I keep my haircut real short. and I was like, the fuck I need a haircut or a blow dryer for, What do I need a blow dryer for? I got tea lights. I got 340 of them. It's all good.
04:32:56
Speaker
about About another six months, I'll have a my Afro back. my Hey, when I first met you, you had the Afro. I don't know if you remember this or not, but I, But I said to you, like, my brother, my older, well, the brother closest to me in age, he's gone now. But white guy, totally white guy. And we don't know how he had an afro. I mean, milkman, whatever.
04:33:16
Speaker
But, yeah. He used to fucking rock an afro. Like, and he didn't, like, train it or, like, style it to be an afro. That's just the fucking way it grew out when he was younger. Mm-hmm. Hell, yeah. And then as he got older, his hair was like, oh, I belong to a white guy. let's start growing normal.
04:33:30
Speaker
Mm-hmm.
04:33:33
Speaker
Yeah, first time I met Haas, I told him, I was like, God damn, man, you remind me of my brother when he was younger. I remember you saying that to Haas. Yeah. Yeah. we got know nice Then he got his hair cut, and i was like, damn, who is that? Oh, fuck, that's Haas.
04:33:49
Speaker
Haas. The thing is with Haas, he can pull off an afro or if he shaves it, yeah very he can pull off either way. So he's got options. Some people can only wear their hair one way or the other. It looks fucked up.
04:34:02
Speaker
You know what I mean? My hair is poofy and curly and I fucking hate it. Girl, my hair. if I don't, if I don't put some products in it, it's a fucking fro. Girl, my hair is.
04:34:15
Speaker
and thick and a hot mask. Jared's enough hair for everybody on this fucking panel, man. I did money yeah might speak look'm like do i i need quite a bit. but Well, okay. Yeah, I forgot Jedi was up here. Maybe not everybody on panel. Yeah, yeah. Calm down.
04:34:32
Speaker
You're just dishing out her hair like it grows on trees. She don't have enough meat and everybody else. Y'all ever seen a picture of me bald? No. Whoa.
04:34:45
Speaker
You need see it now that you mentioned it. ah Oh, goodness. Okay, full screen. Oh, it's gone. Okay, Jedi Live. You can't pull off every hairstyle. You're wearing fucking fester.
04:34:58
Speaker
What county jail was that in, man? habit It looks like a mugshot. No, don't get me wrong. You look good with a bald head, too. No, it looks good, but... look You look pissed. You look pissed.
04:35:09
Speaker
yeah so Some people have the head to be bald. You're one of them. I'm not. I've seen this hair this head with no hair. I look good. yeah some people got Some people got it. I don't have the head for it.
04:35:21
Speaker
That's right. My bank stayed, but everything else is gone.
04:35:27
Speaker
Scotto's sliding in What the fuck was that, Glick? Was that like you having sex, man? Yep, exactly. Oh, he's back again.
04:35:39
Speaker
That's quick. ah It's just like my sex life. It was quick. hey Have you guys seen those sex the fucking have you seen a meme going around social media of the girl standing standing in the fucking pool and her boyfriend's like...
04:35:53
Speaker
Hey, babe, can you go underwater and hold your breath for three minutes? And she's like, no. And he's like, why not? She's like, i wouldn't be able to do that. I couldn't hold my breath, man. i I'd pass out. I'd drown. I'd die. And he went, oh, so you're saying three minutes is a long time, right?
04:36:07
Speaker
And then it clicks forward. She looks at him like, you motherfucker. It's kind of funny. So so let me let me continue really quick with the candle thing. So oh please after that, his with all these candle jokes. And candle emojis.
04:36:24
Speaker
illuminate us i busted his balls with all these tamp
04:36:31
Speaker
and and and cancel like emoji now they No, no, don't, no. If you're going to fucking say it, say it right. it was It was all tea light fucking memes and shit, man. It wasn't candles. It was tea lights. Hold on a damn second. i Hold on a damn second because apparently I wasn't here for this. Hold on. What is it like? that a bunch youll see what happened See what happens when you have a stream and you're not fucking here for it?
04:36:56
Speaker
Yeah. have way know the whole back under You guys were talking about lights. Way before the like this stream, you guys came into the stream. so like What is like? She was sending her a bunch of i'll send it to you videos and screenshots. I'll send you the picture so you know what I'm talking about. Whoops. Wrong pic. That's not gross.
04:37:20
Speaker
wrong pig and fro that's when it was like so hey girls bro don't don't Don't make my Scotto jealous, MoDog.
04:37:34
Speaker
Scotto, MoDog. Scotto's made movies and shit. Ain't nobody making Scotto jealous, man. There he is. and you do yeah What's going on, gorgeous? Scotto, how you doing?
04:37:48
Speaker
the you you you ain't never a you ain't never had You ain't never had a night unless you sat up in the kitchen. fucking eating purple crayons you and beefaroni unless you put fake makeup on your air conditioner yeah sitting on the kitchen floor eating crayons, pepper, beefaroni and tea light candles fuck y'all Yeah. What you know about that jersey? What you know about that jersey? I know all about that, next quick actually. You think that's part of that?
04:38:21
Speaker
Moe Dogg and I had that shit. That's what we did. That's how we get down. That's how we get down. I opened the can and I put right out the can. That's how Sarge and I get down.
04:38:33
Speaker
He says, salute me. I said, I already am, son of bitch. Ha, ha, ha. ah yeah Check your text, Glick. He is flying his Glick flag. ah He said, salute me. I said, dirt, your dirt
04:38:52
Speaker
dirt, dirt. That's the way you talk when you got a helmet on.
04:38:59
Speaker
That's how you have to talk to Marini. And a ball gag. And ball gag. And a ball gag. That's how you talk to Marini. We all know.
04:39:11
Speaker
and got to talk in purple, man. You got to talk to me. You got to talk in purple. living color. Exactly. Wow. So what you what you missed was my AC unit froze up, and that was the only heat source I had was fucking tea lights sitting there to create heat.
04:39:31
Speaker
I feel like Modo just threw me in a pit and said it puts a lotion on or it gets a lotion again.
04:39:41
Speaker
First thing Jedi and fucking Scotto said was like, were you fucking having a ritual there and sacrificing a goat or what, man? but but moog is Modog is dancing in the mirror with a robe to wild horses.
04:39:56
Speaker
It puts the lotion on its skin. Because I was up all night at Frost's neck. Yeah. Yeah, I just fucked. Wow.
04:40:07
Speaker
Hmm.
04:40:09
Speaker
um i mean I don't know. I'm signing up for this party. modal Crayons. Hey, it's me. Tealights says I had lit. I could have melted a couple crayons. just saying. i'm just saying in Jersey, you don't love him like I do.
04:40:24
Speaker
Oh, yes, I do. I don't know. You chose to make fun of him. right yeah You threw me out you threw me out like to the to the to the internet, dude. No, I threw you out to our friends here on NSN.
04:40:40
Speaker
She you tell me tell him what hat tell him what you did last night. yeah You chose to make fun of him and I chose to love him. I chose to embrace him. No, I chose to love him.
04:40:54
Speaker
her good You say what you want to say, but it is what it is. The truth is the truth.
04:41:02
Speaker
Jersey's like, I'm going church back off, bitch. Back off, bitch.
04:41:12
Speaker
Back off my man. Jersey, I love you, girl. You know I do. i I'm just playing. I know you are. Or am I? Or am Or am I?
04:41:23
Speaker
but or am i
04:41:32
Speaker
now Jedi got all jealous and left Jersey's my girl I agree I agree and you and in in you likewise thank you ditto I agree with all of you guys as well it's just a love fest up in this motherfucker she so like likes the best lights and and and just have a love fest yeah there you go ah Jersey's my girl Skylar's my daddy He's your daddy.
04:42:03
Speaker
He's my daddy. Hola, daddy. Hola, puppy.
04:42:15
Speaker
Scott, a who who made who made your avatar? go um Because that that looks so fucking much like you, dude. No, it was it was actually from um this. Like, I took it last night.
04:42:30
Speaker
And so I run around with a shit show. It's like a team of, like, 10 people. And one of the pictures is really fucking good. So when after i I send her pictures like this and she just, boop, five seconds later, this kind of shows up in my DMs. So I'm like, damn. Nice.
04:42:43
Speaker
Yeah, that's fucking thing I was saying about. The furry thing he was wearing last night after took his shirt off. Fucking amazing. which I want to pet it so bad. hold the fuck You took your shirt off on the stream, Scotty?
04:42:55
Speaker
Yeah, he did. Yeah, that's where that was all last night. That was this, and then I put on the fur. It was a fun fucking night. It was a fun night. What was that?
04:43:08
Speaker
Scotty, take your shirt off right now for me. It was amazing. certain assholes trying to get i' trying be between me and scott words Where are your fucking hands? Let's see your fucking hands click. Oh, yeah. My hands are... There he is. Hello, sexy.
04:43:31
Speaker
i' see yeah he how he was book court And he had to go off screen. And that's going to be a lot of... I was a 12-year-old boy and I was a Catholic preacher.
04:43:41
Speaker
I'm going to banjo my hand tomorrow because I'm biting the fuck out of that. If I was a 12-year-old boy and my hand was a Catholic preacher, what the fuck? She just got real quiet. Don't leave me out here.
04:43:57
Speaker
Oh, my God, damn. You guys are good people.
04:44:04
Speaker
Well, are we? I mean, I don't know. My son's here. My son's here. zero My other son. i mean oh Oh, sweet Jesus. the but whoass card him
04:44:22
Speaker
Get it out of my face. What fuck you doing over there,
04:44:30
Speaker
Do you have company? I do. Get that thing out of my face. It's a green thing. Oh, shit. And it's rubbery.
04:44:40
Speaker
And it's got a kickstand.
04:44:45
Speaker
but fact Big long electrical cord because fuck D cell batteries.
04:44:51
Speaker
And it is it is kind of shaped like something, but but right now right now it's being shoot on. Does it have like a pull cord starter? Do you have to pull a cord?
04:45:04
Speaker
well Stop doing that. you don't Oh my God. don't Just don't do that. Okay, I'll never do that again. Don't do that in public.
04:45:19
Speaker
That's hot. I feel better now. I'm pretty good at rolling my tongue. Not from that. Oh, I wasn't talking to you, Angel. Damn. I was like, no, no.
04:45:33
Speaker
but No, I ain't seen my other son. like he's been He lived with us for years. He moved out. ah use ear He was here the day I moved out after divorce. He uploaded to you all.
04:45:46
Speaker
I saw him maybe once or twice in the last like five years. I saw him again. A lot more guys are going to show up soon. You got to see him just now? He's here. They're having my son and his friends.
04:46:00
Speaker
They're supposed to last week, but they didn't do it. And you're on here with us. Why? Because my son is friends. I'm not one of the creepy parents. I mean, yes, they hang out. mean, we drink together, but think parents can be involved in their fucking party. I'm not a creepy parent.
04:46:16
Speaker
We hang out. We get drunk. We have orgies together, but I'm not a creepy parent. What the fuck? Yeah, no, no, no, no. We're good. We're good. Ain't like that. Ain't like that. We're in Arizona, not in the East Coast. We're good. god like What the fuck are you doing with your camera, dude?
04:46:35
Speaker
He's playing with himself so while he's on the phone. I'm playing with myself. I was... Well, you're supposed to cover the bottom half, not the top half, dude. Oh, I screenshotted the... I screenshotted the... sky the shirt off, and then I had to turn my camera off so I could... know Yeah, that's Jed did.
04:46:56
Speaker
He turned it off so quick he broke that motherfucker. apparently Apparently, I did. i Apparently, no, it's not coming back on. I don't know what the fuck's going hair yeah here Here's another one. Damn, Scotto, you slurred that a little bit. You were like, hey here you go. Here you here you go.
04:47:20
Speaker
Shit, I don't know. like My ties are 15%, so they might be. It all goes goes down to the fact that I need a laptop. Yeah.
04:47:33
Speaker
I found my favorite hat.
04:47:37
Speaker
It better not be pointy. Okay, thank you.
04:47:43
Speaker
one Pointy. Condom? I can't say. What's it say? Backwoods. um well that fits That fits right into tonight's conversation. Fucking blood raps. There we
04:48:00
Speaker
go. There we go. oh we yeah didn we got shit Now I gotta take a piss. Fuck. Now we can see you again. literally I'm literally about to go commit a felony.
04:48:12
Speaker
Uh-oh. could Could you not? By taking a piss? Go for it. go for it oh i mean Basically, it's the size of a 12-year-old boy's penis. so and i know i get ah shit just click for me that's funny as fuck du maybe click for you like look like and it stop growing just collect for me like i'm about to go commit a felony
04:48:42
Speaker
don't judge me jersey oh this shouldn't have been that funny but but judging its click we're all just know In one way or another. I don't fucking care. It's the story my life.
04:48:55
Speaker
I'm judged by every... Oh, shit. If I'm going to order more beer, I need to order them more beer. Oh, no I don't know if I should order. I should order anymore. Why isn't every one of your streams, we're dealing with you ordering beer and the fucking door to a person not showing up.
04:49:09
Speaker
yeah You think you've been doing this for a minute that you might plan ahead and like you know have some. All right. Just buy more.
04:49:18
Speaker
He's like, nah, six a six-pack's all I need. Okay, I don't know what's in the background of somebody's fucking live or like panel, but sounds like someone muffled moaning and like, meh, meh, meh, meh.
04:49:31
Speaker
i I hear it. You hear it too? I do. yeah Of course you do. It's in your fucking bedroom, Jersey. It's not my bedroom. That's why you changed your picture. You're like, I can't be doing this shit and have my picture of me and Sarge up at the same time. It just doesn't feel right.
04:49:49
Speaker
No, but sounds like someone's tied up somewhere. ah Oh, God. And if I'm being completely honest.
04:49:59
Speaker
Oh, your mic cut out on you. It's a perfect time there. Right?
04:50:10
Speaker
Like shut off his fucking camera. It's him. Stock up, bro. It probably is. There's more to a 14-year-old boy than we thought. but
04:50:21
Speaker
ah Well, his yeah kids are there, aren't they? Yeah, his kids are there. Which I don't know, the oldest one to drive. Once you're driving down there, you get more alcohol. If you're talking, we can't hear you, sweetie.
04:50:36
Speaker
It's the people. It's all the basement people crying out for help. ah don peace fell out my ear I wouldn't silence the basement. Fuck them sons of bitches.
04:50:48
Speaker
Yeah, fuck them kids. Oh, ah and no more. um Fucking whores in the basement. floors Speaking of which, where the fuck's Brittany at tonight? She was on earlier. You guys weren't She did.
04:51:01
Speaker
She might come back later. No, no. It's cool. it's it's cool That's why Jenner, like, we gotta keep this going. I know. We we all joke. He called the blazing network. But, you know, I created it. and it's it's ah It's a slow, hostile takeover.
04:51:23
Speaker
Yeah. Michael was here earlier. Brittany popped in for a little bit. After her weenact. The Tomorrow Ravens.
04:51:37
Speaker
up she said She said the Tomorrow Ravens are playing. Yeah, against the Bills. Yes, Tomorrow Ravens are playing against the Bills.
04:51:50
Speaker
There's none today, but there are some tomorrow. There are some tomorrow. Come on, stop playing with my emotions. I'm going to miss the Steelers game because I'm not going to be around. I'm going on vacation. You're not going to miss much.
04:52:05
Speaker
Oh, damn. Oh, my God, Hoss. What the fuck? Oh, wow. Oh, there's a base plan out front. ah I'm not judging you because I don't care about sports ball. wow how much How am I a panel yeah at the same time? How can you dude and not fucking be involved in football?
04:52:21
Speaker
Well, i used i used to for a while, but I would because I went on like fan duels all the time. and was like I lost a lot of money. yeah i actually i king done one I won a little bit, but i i yeah just like if if I'm watching it, I got to bet on it. i can't not You keep telling me to be nice to this guy, but he keeps throwing up fucking strikes. You're not wrong.
04:52:47
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You're not wrong. okay No. Haas. The whole Pittsburgh Steelers thing. I'm looking at Steelers and shit. yeah like We have custom-made mugs at our shop that we work at, and the Steelers one and the Seahawks are the only two that have been there for over a year because ain't nobody buying that shit.
04:53:06
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Ain't nobody buying that shit. You better get online quick, man. Megan loves
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04:53:13
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the Seahawks. You mean who likes the sea chickens? yep Yep, does. Little fucking tiny little boy bitch back motherfuckers.
04:53:23
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Who does? Megan. Oh, yeah, yeah. me Megan's a big Seahawks fan. Dude, that's like Beetlejuice, man. Stop. in my life I swear to Christ if you bring her here.
04:53:36
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and now Listen, I'm... no I want to see the fucking glasses again. Megan came up on my show last night and it was fun. like don' seem like oh I'm really mean to her. I'm really mean to her. It's as's funny as fuck to watch you two go back and forth at each other.
04:53:54
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yeah ah There's no back and forth. There's just me and her trying to hold on. I'm just trying to be nice to her because I know she's fucking an ice cream. I get out of here. get mean.
04:54:07
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I feel bad because I'm meaner to Megan than I've ever been to anybody in my life. but i was trying i can't fucking help it. i ae what i' not like yeah you know what i get here no shes she's she's She's cool.
04:54:26
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I just like to make really mean jokes at her expense. I can't help it. i can't help it. I can't help it. The shit just comes out.
04:54:38
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It really does. What the fuck? Your mom's a whore.
04:54:48
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or words oh you got yeah Negative for that one. You got your woman sticking up for you in chat, Glick. I don't know. You got to be nice to you now.
04:54:59
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not know you Leave Glick me alone.
04:55:05
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The Glick me 2.0. i don't Jedi, Jedi, I'm here. I have my brain pulled. I'm here, Jedi. Oh, my God. You know what's funny is you sound just like you're almost. Oh, my God. I was getting rid of the industry. You're already getting my brain. Stop it.
04:55:28
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You got one more hour, bro. Hang out for another hour. I'm ordering more beer. Yeah, hang on for an hour. man you
04:55:39
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I know my ID is required. I know we're going to continue. okay i I know who my driver is. i don't know who my driver is. anyway I got to switch my car. That's what I wanted to do.
04:55:54
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Goofy ass bitches. He's used to not getting a tip. There's so many. There's so many. He's used to only getting a tip. There are so many times cards.
04:56:07
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i said Just a tip, baby. I'm just going to delete every card. That's the best part. I'm going to piss. That's all he's got is a tip. honest Don't forget, three minutes is a long time.
04:56:19
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I honestly don't even know who's all on my door to the show. Maybe I'll be calling in the last eight seconds. It might stand. Her little lip, big Harley Davidson driving boyfriend might be on my door dash for all I know.
04:56:33
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Sorry. That was uncalled for and I apologize. It is what it is.
04:56:39
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Never mind. I'm not going Bam. What the hell are you talking about, Kurt? He's masked. He's got Harley and a fucking backpack chick and he ain't got a fucking Indian and all right I thought he was on about something.
04:56:56
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Yeah, he's been hanging on a bike. He was. mad at the fact that I don't have motorcycle. He's doing it again. You look like you own three Harleys. know, right? Sorry, got a snap. I missed my bike. Yeah, my guy.
04:57:09
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but i oh so all you want indian so so that's my view look like you own three harleys i more brilliant sorry i got to snap show up i gotta snap i miss my bike my guy I want to get one. I want a Ninja I said I want. I the fuck is book talk?
04:57:37
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whoa come blue talk tur let's dump trump i'm a tech girl the fast no book talk not too but let's go and want the fast speed let's food go but the fuck is book talk ah You know those adult novels that people aren't supposed to be when they're young?
04:57:55
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Like choking somebody out, pulling their hair, fucking chaining it up, this and that. Okay, so that's the difference between guys and gals. Guys watch porn, girls read porn. ah yeah Girls want porn. Guys don't provide.
04:58:10
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Guys are like, just stare at them. and some of the weird fuckers. Come on. Burn some wax on body. Let's go. Porn is fake as fuck. That book talk bullshit is fake as fuck.
04:58:22
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I'll tell y'all something.
04:58:25
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oh yeah yeah whatever but yeah boys like and argue don like this vote that book talk bullshits fake but we have ah y something Y'all read that shit on BookTok?
04:58:48
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No. um Just saying. Hold on, Blake. You don't know what I'm Because you're a dude. So wait, I'm learning all about this. Is this BookTok? Is this a big thing TikTok? It is. It's also fucking shunning females who don't like to get out, whatever else, but they have fantasies about shit.
04:59:08
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That's what it's about. all right so You're telling me like that You will never fucking dress up or cosplay whatever else or fucking handcuff somebody or fucking whip them or any that shit. Any that fun shit.
04:59:20
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Because you're like, you're the fucking dude that's going to sit there on top of her and just in her face all the Damn.
04:59:31
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I'll dress the fuck up. You gotta add more to it to make it exciting. It's the same fucking grizzly bear on your ass the whole entire time. It ain't fun.
04:59:44
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And I'll fold her like she is. She's going off in the background. yeah go when You say that, but nah. It might be a hint if you're doing her and she's reading book talk at the same time. no No, we haven't read that shit. We already know what we want. We tell you guys what we want.
05:00:01
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and The problem is there's way too many guys out there that say they're about that life, but they're not about that life. I am about that life. I'll fucking snatch you up. I'll put the hat around backwards, fucking fold you up like a whole-ass pretzel.
05:00:14
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Seven ways of Sunday life don't work. You're speaking languages don't even fucking know. He knows what I'm talking about, apparently. Damn, I'm going to have to take a heart pill over you. I passed out twice. Don't let BookTok fool you. don't Do not let BookTok fool you because there are some guys out there that will do all them things.
05:00:36
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There have to be some guys. They're choking the person out, the fucking handcuffs, the fucking all that fun shit. jersey That ain't fair. That's your son's motorcycle. Stop it.
05:00:48
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Oh, that's gorgeous. That is fucking gorgeous. It's my son's. Hold on one second. Hold on one second. Hold on, sir. Gentlemen, this is going out to the men and the audience. yeah There is a plum room go ear myff you misery proper when you choke your woman.
05:01:07
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You're not literally choking her. You're not trying to fucking Ted Bundy her ass. God damn it, that's what I've been around. have your hand enough to where she can bring your her face down so I can lick your thumb. We're getting glick-ucation. Her fingers. There's a technique. There's a proper... Yeah, there's technique.
05:01:25
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um yeah and Yeah, I say that because I know.
05:01:30
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I mean, this is why I grew up my nails because when I'm choking you, I can leave some marks on your neck. That's a thing, too. So i shouldn't be I shouldn't be squeezing so hard on the carotid artery. Is that what I'm doing around? No.
05:01:42
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but but but Pass up, pass up. If you have to bury them afterwards, it's too much. Yeah, if you have to bury them afterwards. That's why I show up with all the toys as well as a fucking shovel, you know, for the after party.
05:02:06
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You know the problem is The authorities don't know the difference About trial and error It's not illegal It's not illegal to get caught That was too much The next one's going to survive Not illegal to caught Just saying Exactly Come on Jersey Help me out with this you like Yeah, yeah i want I want to hear Jersey. She she been quiet as a motherfucker right now. Right? She said come on Jersey. Might have something to do with that big green thing she was playing with. Jersey, let's go. Look, bitch, I'm like...
05:02:51
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look me umla he's glad to get into let's go what's she saying i'm taking notes with my purple crayon exactly great let me let me sharpen this motherfucker hang on i'll tell you you're really cutting out girl but just so you know i said what do you want to know i'll tell you well angel's looking for backup and she wants your input she wants your input on all this
05:03:22
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I mean I don't I'm just over here reading scripture So go ahead She's going to give you little bit that sacrament bro Oh shit Yeah man have a whole lot of that sacrament She said you better be able to turn water Wine into water motherfucker Uh huh She agrees You better grow that fucking proper facial hair You little bitch Oh no This is the I ain't even going to go there ah okay
05:03:54
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Andy is no and what the fuck is he saying? 60 years old experience stands for something. I know what we're doing with mama. 60 year old shop. You're saura Marine. You're experiencing a lot of purple crayons and dudes.
05:04:12
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Hey, you know, God, Purple crayons melt nicely, man. you know and um more yeah that agent orangecraft That can be used in fun play, man. Just saying. my ah and i but I'm just saying that i I've had my experience with Marines, too, so I know what I'm doing as well.
05:04:33
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as As my pops. so well this is And this is not coming from me, because... Moe Dogg is probably my most favorite Marine in the entire world. He shared lots of purple crayons and beefaronis or, you know, naked in his kitchen together. Allegedly.
05:04:55
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Allegedly. please but but and My dad said the greatest thing about a Marine was... It's a Marine, always a Marine.
05:05:06
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My dad said, my dad, my dad, army vet. best thing about a Marine was... You don't have say anything because that that you just you just proved your point right there. why yeah why Whatever he said is bullshit. My dad said the best thing about a Marine was great human shields.
05:05:23
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Or great shields. Great shields is what he said. Yeah. hundred Yeah, Pops was 101. That's because Marines are always the first to go in and fight, motherfucker. person First in, first to die. That ain't wrong depending on the situation.
05:05:40
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It's not. That's what dad said. and so my That's what my pops. ah yeah no I'm talking about my dad and I'm giving him way too much credit. cause Hey, a dad, we're going on three years, you fucking piece of shit.
05:05:53
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Yeah, fucker. But I always really chuckle because i've had a lot I've had a lot of friends that were Marines. Hey, I love you, brother.
05:06:09
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that's That's a great thing about the fucking military and the armed services, man. We all fuck with each other so fucking hard. all but fuck let let Let us all be in a bar and like you know some civilians start a fucking fight. or You know what I mean?
05:06:21
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and mean you think you think you think You think honeybees fucking like protect their queen? Shit. You ain't seen shit. However, thank what a fucking but fucking toilet cleaner from the military talks and shit.
05:06:38
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Well, yeah, there's that too. There's that too. I'm pleased if you're in the Navy, the fucking is literal and not metaphorical. Yeah. yeah yeah ah Scott, ah i told I told you what we used to always say the fucking Navy guy said, right?
05:06:54
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I've heard the one of like, say, 200 people get deployed and 100 couples return. I've heard that one. we we we tell We used to deploy and be on their boats and shit you know while they're driving us to the fight.
05:07:09
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We'd say, yeah, we hate we know how you guys are, man. It ain't queer if it happens off-peer. Yeah. that exactly
05:07:20
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That's fucking great. Johnny.
05:07:27
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What? What's that jacket you're wearing? Oh, this? This is Fidel Castro Battalion he's starting, man. This is actually from a fucking video game.
05:07:39
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Oh, that's what I was wondering. yeah what's What's it from? A video game? Halo. Oh, nice. Hell yeah. Let's go. he's over there He's over there drawing pictures of the dead motherfucker he ate and cooked up earlier, man. Drawing pictures of the Bay of Pigs. He's like, not again, motherfucker.
05:07:56
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Try it again. I dare you. No, drawing out maps on how to find the rest. Wait, what? How to find what? What? It's not a good thing to know all the time.
05:08:08
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Yeah, don't don't incriminate yourself online, man.
05:08:13
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Trying to find the third one. Well, I'm out of beer. I guess that means I'm going to go make a bourbon. I'll be right back. There you go. yeah He's leveling up. He's leveling up, ladies and gentlemen. I may or may not have door dashed more boots. that's my and My guess is that you did.
05:08:37
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angie Is my guess right? de seeds What's going on with you, brother? Actually, have no idea what Hand of Seeds gender is. All I know is Hand of Seeds has been around since this show started.
05:08:55
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So, shout out. Hand of Seeds. Appreciate you. Love you. What? Yes. Marines? My ass. Marines. My ass rides and Navy equipment.
05:09:09
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Joking joke. Much love from a Navy. got Navy CB. Oh, shit. I didn't know you were a CB. Hands seats. Shout out to our veterans, man. I love our veterans.
05:09:22
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Not so much Fidel Bongs. Not a fan of that veteran.
05:09:27
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I love me some Johnny Bongs, but I don't know how I feel about Fidel Bongs. Hi, how are we today? can be pitch Johnny's like 75 brain searches or not like keep talking shit I don't know that sounded less like a question more of a challenge dare you to stay the one Johnny Bones might punch me in the mouth but I'll put him through a table and as a Buffalo Bills fan he's gonna be like hell yeah hell yeah
05:09:59
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Hell yeah, brother. Johnny Bones, going to put you through a table in the Muni lot this year. and The Cleveland Buffalo game in Cleveland, I'm going to put you through a table in the Muni lot. And then he's going to give you a Cleveland steamer.
05:10:13
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Are you right? she Yeah, the Muni lot. That's where the dogs get together. That's the dog. God, I wish could get in the Muni lot, man. Oh, man, I wish I could.
05:10:25
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to get into the media a lot. And I would bring Johnny Bronx just because I know he'd wear his Johnny Bonk jersey. from the time The thing in his Fidel Bonk's hat. I'd just put him through a table.
05:10:38
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see And he'd get off by it. He'd fucking... He'd be a
05:10:53
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Oh shit Digesting that He's like what the fuck I think I just said
05:11:03
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It's elation You know if If it needs to happen It it needs to happen You know Cheers bitches Cheers Cheers Cheers a to she her whole beard and drink meetton have coffee che modal what's ah what's my What's my Uber driver of hands of seeds in the chat talking shit about? Hang on, what is it Hands of seeds, that's people. That's what we call Navy, man. That's our Uber driver.
05:11:35
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Nah, just fucking with you, brother. Thank you for your service, man. i Appreciate you. doing a bunch of guys Thank you for my cervix. That's what I said.
05:11:49
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That's the great thing about it. We all fuck with each other, man. If we didn't have that, fuck. We might go out and fucking kill people or something. We might like lazy shamans.
05:12:04
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Wait, what? but well he killed Nobody killed anyone on our show. Allegedly. me Not yet. I would like to kill lot people. We're on our fourth shaman because I keep killing him and he doesn't have a face so nobody knows.
05:12:20
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I'm swapping him out. Yeah, close the basement. I'd like to unalive a lot of... Black Mexicans must be easy to find, dude. You import them motherfuckers from fucking Arizona?
05:12:34
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Get them cheap there. What are you saying, Clay? Oh, my God. He just accidentally ordered Coors Light.
05:12:51
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That would be so funny. No, I didn't.
05:12:56
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He can't afford it. i should I actually like Porz light. I have nothing wrong with Porz light. I don't fucking go for natural light oh ah like when my mountains are blue.
05:13:07
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Like my balls. Natty light. go. A little PBR. That was Jenna, love you. Jenna, I love that you will appreciate when I drop something good and everybody else will just ignore it or shit on me.
05:13:24
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But you're also quick to tell me that I'm an asshole if I drop a bad joke. Exactly. I'm there for you. Thick or thin, bro. Yeah, this is my guy. Fuck you, my dog.
05:13:36
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Be thin with click. I'm just kidding. Fuck you, Jersey. That's why my dog's mom. i'm just kidding fuck You me.
05:13:50
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that's right yeah and you have get of the platform is You're cutting out ah again. We can't get close to the edge. are notro Jersey Roboto.
05:14:10
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my back My that's why he's my man and not ye man my internet world just gonna kick my as and ran after i know and i and i know damn well she's like four, five, six hours away from me.
05:14:31
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She's going to be like, she's on her way there now to whoop your ass. I could be there three. I could be there in three. That's obvious. A five hour drive, she'll do it in three. but five hour drive should do it in three i've seen I've seen her drive their fucking jeep, dude. Don't.
05:14:48
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Don't. yes like's gonna obviously she's gonna get there back out She had her 87-year-old daddy out in the backwoods of fucking Jersey the other day doing whoopsie-doos over these bumps in these backwoods and You can hear him over there like, wee!
05:15:03
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It was fucking awesome. my my My dad, I'm like, hold on to your drink, dad. and my My dad's like, don't hit the pine trees. I'm like, we're good.
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05:15:14
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my My dad was having a good time you know driving. bringing on He was, but he also might know something if he tells you not to hit the pine trees. i mean yeah yeah that might sound That might sound like that came from somewhere.
05:15:25
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You gotta watch out that Jersey Devil, girl. You gotta to watch out for the Jersey Devil. You're in the Palm Barrens. I ain't afraid of shit. I ain't afraid of shit. Jersey, got jersey this is this is the great thing about Jersey. And this is why I am sorry, Moe Dove.
05:15:45
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No disrespect. I love Jersey to death. And this is the great thing about Jersey. Jersey would kick my ass. good She would kick my ass and then she would nurture me.
05:15:58
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You know what I mean? like She would... like she would like Well, she is a hospice nurse. So I'm just saying. she will put you there. so then there's So that level of nurture might not be a good thing. yeah You might be on the way out, dude. and She got done kicking my ass.
05:16:15
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Then she would take care of me. And she was like, just so you know, I did this to yeah And I'll do it again. but um And then you slowly see a pillow coming at your face. and She's like, I kicked your and I'm going to heal you. step line she's like Take a deep breath because going to be your last one.
05:16:34
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You're going to take a little nap. It'll be okay. Close your eyes. You're going to wake up and bow howl, motherfucker. I'll be like, huh, joke's on you, Jersey. If you feel suffocation, don't worry about it. It's just the medication, honey.
05:16:47
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yeah right not You're not wrong though Glick. You're not wrong. Jersey would kick my ass and then she would and she would and she would make sure I was okay. that's youre I would because i I would feel horrible and i yeah' right I'm Jersey motherfucker. i'm like I don't give a fuck. It's South Jersey. i I'm about to show you what Jersey is about.
05:17:13
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It's still Jersey. but yeah and one one of the first One of the first times we talked on the phone, she's like, you need to know. like um Everybody has this idea of Jersey and they think of like South Jersey. What is that? Jersey Shore?
05:17:31
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She's like, yeah that ain't me, motherfucker. I was like, good. It's still Jersey. It's still Jersey. It's not, though. I know you say but why if you can only see where I live, like you would be like, wow, that doesn't even look like Jersey.
05:17:51
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i've seen yeah I've seen it. i you were Well, that's like New York. everybody Everybody pictures New York, and they're like, oh my God, New York City.
05:18:01
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They don't realize that there's actually... yeah Northern New York is fucking upstate New York is gorgeous. Yeah. um yeah upsate I was telling her, I was telling her that the other night I had a girl work from me or worked with me that, um, was from New York and I used to give her shit. And she was like, nah, man, she goes, I've never been in New York city. I'm from upstate New York and like showed me pictures.
05:18:21
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And it's all this like beautiful fucking green farmland. And I was like, well, tell him dirty. What did I tell you? Like all the shit you're sending me about, you know, then you're showing me from Jersey. What did tell you? it looks like, what, what it like, what vibes does it give off to me?
05:18:36
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ah like ah masturbation vibes? Apparently she wasn't listening. Well, I think you guys were doing like weird shit on a video chat and and and and you were trying to be serious. and choose was She's like, I wasn't listening. What'd you say?
05:18:54
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I told her it gives me like South Carolina and North Carolina vibes like with the pine trees and the needles and the dirt roads and shit. So, Modog, where are you at, dude?
05:19:05
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If you don't mind me asking. You ask me this every fucking stream, dude. He do. He really do. Am I right, Angel?
05:19:16
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He does. air Every fucking stream. and i'm in north I'm in Northern Kentucky. I'm like 10 minutes south of like downtown Cincinnati, the Ohio River. yeah okay that's great I knew that. and yeah okay else I'll give you the same answer next week. Exactly. Where are you at, man?
05:19:30
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Just put it underneath. Yeah, I should. I'm like two and a half hours from From me? Yeah. but yeah i should i should yeah dode like yeah from jersey i'm like two and a half hours from me yeah No the fuck you're not.
05:19:48
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You know the fuck I am? Yes he is. ah you like You're like right on the border. Yeah, i'm like I'm like literally eight minutes from like downtown Cincinnati, Ohio. Yes, I talk in the car with him all the time when he goes there.
05:20:02
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So yeah what does it gonna take for you to come up here and bring your Well, that's what said. You could you gotta to line up this whole fucking like go party at a gay club shit, man. I told you we're gonna do that and fucking live stream it. Let's fucking show up and let's go. Yeah.
05:20:16
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Hey, dude, I'm unemployed right now. Be careful. I might show up fucking like um fucking tomorrow. i work ill I'll come up tomorrow and watch the Bengals-Browns game with your ass, man. You want to? Nah, I can't. I got grandkids soccer games. Yeah, exactly.
05:20:30
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Talk that shit. yeah Run shit. Talk that shit. Run that shit. No. I'm not saying I might not you know be able to show up like through the week or whatever.
05:20:41
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I got things to do. yeah know On the real, I got four grandkids, man, and they all play fucking sports. So every fucking weekend, there's like... Fuck them kids. Fuck them kids. kids.
05:20:56
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natural Poppy, you coming to my game tomorrow? I can't, man. I'm going to Columbus, hang out the gay bar with some dude I met on the fucking internet. How does that sound? We'd love to come to your soccer game, but going to watch in Cleveland. I'm going to get some Browns bagels play in a key bar with some weird guy from the internet.
05:21:18
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It'll be even worse if you ran to the next day. Hey, how was it last night? Oh, damn, my throat really fucking hurts. And I can't sit down. What the fuck? Scotto, I promise you're going to throw warmer hurt.
05:21:30
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I promise you. it like a I have no guy reflex. Bring it on. No, no.
05:21:38
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Glick said, I ain't hitting the back of your throat, but I'll knock fuck out in front teeth. Shit, you got that right. If you can reach them, sure. If you can reach them. okay I'm freshening your breath. Can't you pass my lips, bro? Can't you pass the lips?
05:21:54
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ah Are you done yet? Bitch, I was done 10 minutes ago. What the fuck are you doing? I've been done. Fucking teeth are so white. Come on, let's go. right I've been done. yet Are you done yet i' Bitch, I'm in the kitchen making a sandwich. What the fuck?
05:22:11
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I'm making my own sandwich. What the fuck? I'm making a sandwich and some beefaroni. I'm making my way downtown with my bitch. She's making a sandwich. I'm making a purple crayon sandwich. Exactly. Making a purple purple smoothie, man.
05:22:28
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What the fuck are you doing in there? What the hell's that fucking humming I hear, man? Mojok, did you say a segue? Is that what you said, Mojok? might have just threw up my mouth a little bit. Mm-hmm.
05:22:46
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ah Oh, fuck. And he laughed. Here you go. yeah He did. I hit the wrong button.
05:22:57
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Yeah. He's got three minutes. And it wasn't a man in the boat either. It wasn't that button. hey no I ain't got no problem finding that button. There's only a one button and Glick still hits the wrong button. Can it can I keep it real? i like Like from a man's perspective, I never understood from like an early fucking age, from like 13.
05:23:20
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I never got the whole joke about how like men can't find the clitoris. really Really? um got some Really? guys get that mean never do whatliter I mean,
05:23:33
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is is that really fucking real or it just like Hold on a second. Ladies, and there's only two ladies in here, right? I can't even imagine it being real. That just blows my fucking mind.
05:23:47
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Yeah, it's kind of stupid. I don't think it's real. I don't know what the clitoris is. Okay, well, there you The Taurus is a mythical being. There are ladies on the panel and any ladies that are watching, it's not about the necessarily about the clitoris. It's about finding that sweet spot.
05:24:09
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ah Well ah clip i mean i've been i've been through I've been through health class I've been through the human anatomy I know where the clitoris is The clitoris kind of is a sweet spot i'm just Yeah That's the only the only purpose of the clitoris Is sexual pleasure That's it It is it serves no other purpose If the vagina was a target That is the bullseye Yes. The vaginas are for you guys, not for us.
05:24:38
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i mean, if you get it from the other end, I mean, sometimes it works. would definitely say that stimulation is better than penetration. Yeah, exactly. I mean, just personally speaking, I would say that.
05:24:51
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i would definitely say that stimulation is is is better than pennetration yeah exactly i ah i mean just personally speaking i would say that I agree.
05:25:04
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So here's a question. does i um i meant not that ah Not that I don't like both. I'm just saying. like know like there's that like If there's both, that's even better. Yeah. yeah yeah Apparently I've done Whitman Misspoke, but is is is the clitoris that sweet spot, ladies? Yes.
05:25:22
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and You're just finding this out? Duh. Okay, so Click is apparently the guy I was talking about. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
05:25:36
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Hold on. it Hold on a goddamn... Click's like, I know human anatomy, but I just don't know what to do with it. Before... before yeah so studied He did a Hitler salute. He's like, stop. He's doing it again. i don't know what I'm doing again.
05:25:53
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I'm animated. before everybody shows that means sideways hold the fuck up hold the up what was i gonna say ah na he but get his thoughts are as elusive as the clitoris that's exactly what it's like when he's playing with the clit i know i know where the g-spot is like i've been really putting all this work in for no reason because i got killed by my own teammate Yeah, they were probably faking it, Glick. Yes. I promise they weren't faking it because I tell my references. references. Ain't not not a't not not he's not one woman ever faked it with me.
05:26:39
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If you don't know where the clitoris is at, they were probably faking it. I know where the clitoris is, I know you know what it is, but you don't know where it's at. So I'm telling you, they were faking it. Where clitoris is at?
05:26:55
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I got references. You got to look at more three times before you dive in, man. It's the same. You got to look at more three times. I got references.
05:27:09
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reference at At the end of the day, y'all do these sons of bitches. I don't know. We're telling the truth. Where did this conversation come from? Sorry. i'm I started it.
05:27:21
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Just like the team conversation. That's the question. Because all y'all, all you dudes, you motherfuckers can't get your shit together. I'm just saying. Uh...
05:27:33
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it change your um so i just everybody else on the yeah where like i'm just And this is why I love Saturday nights. Right.
05:27:46
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Hold on. night's Inside, outside. I thought it... That's why the saying came about of you don't have to hit the bottom. You just got to knock the fuck out of the sides. Because you take care of the other shit first, man.
05:27:59
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Yeah, this is the thing that kills me. Women act like it their G-spot is so... exclusive and so it's this right like ninja nobody can find it well it's your surprise surprise stop it
05:28:14
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stop it We don't act like that. Y'all bring it to yourselves thinking it's so fucking hard to find. No, we don't. No, we don't. i The problem is... Oh, you watch South Park, so here we are.
05:28:29
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Y'all keep fucking around and getting impregnated by these fucking... Well, we're not by told me. for us good news outside of barna their mama paid him to do it godam it car told me Carmen told me. And they're older. here we are. They were fodders.
05:28:49
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like Angel with the, oh, you watch South Park, so you know. I never watch South Park. Fuck South Park. Cheers to all the found clitorises. cheer cherished all the found clitoriss don che um but like keep heart like my man jason mu said god has no interestingliterists okay i the good master i a funny story I am the click I want to hear that funny story.
05:29:20
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thanks grab me ok so I don't know how the fuck this happened.
05:29:33
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But we both did her. nowhere her and we loved It's just one giant hole down there, right? And i was like, no, it's really two. And she's like, no, really, it's three.
05:29:45
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but it devolves into me, a fucking gay man having to give my partner education about all the but and anatomical parts of the vagina, and there's like multiple holes, and what each one is for, and He asked me all those weird questions you would in a health class. He's like, so if a woman pees after sex, she won't get pregnant, right? Like I have to correct him on all the myths, right?
05:30:05
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um This is about nine o'clock my time. yeah His mom is on the East Coast. It's 1 a.m. and she's a nurse. And so I text her. I was like, hey I know you're going to see this when you wake up, but I just spent an hour explaining to your son and how vagina works. She replied five minutes later in all caps. The whole message is in all caps. Three lines of nothing but ha ha ha ha. I can't wait to tell his brother tomorrow.
05:30:31
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So we gave him shit for like a solid fucking year. It was wrong. You know you're doing it wrong when a gay guy has to explain it to you. I had health class. I was tested on this shit. I was required to know it, even though it's not like what I would call useful information, right? yeah they're not free you pat Scott is like, so on South Park, they showed us this.
05:30:58
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to awesome probably You know, it's funny, man, because I did like the whole photography thing because there' there' I can't tell you how many times like I'm shooting somebody and like I know the female anatomy better than they know their own female anatomy.
05:31:14
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it's It's a little fucking scary sometimes. you know It's a little fucking scary sometimes. What kind of pictures are you taking, bro? A big chunk of my business is doing artistic nudes.
05:31:27
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you Not fucking porn. Artistic nudes. Actually making fucking art. They are. They're tasteful. They're beautiful.
05:31:38
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But you'd be surprised, man. There's a lot. first So, to Angel's point and to Jersey's point, you guys are correct. I agree with you. But it's scary how many fucking women out there don't know their own fucking bodies.
05:31:50
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It is. It really is. Uh-huh.
05:31:55
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Okay, so in what way are you saying that from a taking pictures with photographer standpoint? Like, just literally not having a fucking clue about...
05:32:08
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ah so i like all right So I'll give you an example, right? if If it's the first time that you're like shooting with me, you're working with me, right? And I don't want this to come off cruise. I'm trying to be as adult saying this as I can.
05:32:22
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Right. if it's like every bit of my business is 100 word of mouth referral, right? Like, like artistic nudes and regular photography as well. Right.
05:32:34
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So they've seen pictures of their friends. and they were like, oh my
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05:32:38
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God, I love those. I want to have that done too. Or I always wanted to do that. Or I got divorced or I lost weight or whatever. Right. There's, there's a whole lot of reasons that they do it, but they've never done it before. So they're meeting me for the first time. Like they don't know me from fucking Adam.
05:32:51
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Right. So I tell them all we're to, you know, factor in an additional, at least 45 minutes. Cause we're literally going to sit here and just talk and just talk. And then I'm going to give you an idea of like, maybe some ideas that I have that I think would look good for you would work for you.
05:33:06
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but it also gives them a chance to get to know me a little better. Right. Cause again, they're meeting somebody for the first time. yeah Yeah. That they're about to get fucking naked in front of, you know? So that's, that's really fucking important. I mean, it's, I can't state how important that is. Right.
05:33:21
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To, to your point of being comfortable and feeling at ease. Right. And I'm, I'm a people person. I mean, I, I, you know, I'm good at, I'm good at what I do photography wise and just dealing with people. But so one of the things I will tell them is,
05:33:34
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look you're gonna get fucking wet during the course of this shoot you may even come a little bit you know I'm saying Don't be freaked out. Don't worry about, oh, yeah, it's it's like. Just from posing for pictures? Yeah, it's so it's so, like, sexy and empowering. like The empowering part.
05:33:52
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it's It's empowering for them to know, you know, because, like, you know, I'll take five or six photos, and then I'll let them see it on the back of the camera. Because they actually feel sexy and worth it. Yeah, exactly, right? And they get turned on, and I tell them, you're not getting turned on by me.
05:34:05
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Like, it's it has nothing to do with me. You're turning yourself on. Because you're being completely fucking empowered on what you're doing here and what you're creating. I'm just the tool capturing it. Right? Like, but you know, you got to be able to make them comfortable to like to where they get to that state.
05:34:20
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Because if you don't, then it's going to be a cold and it's going to, it's going to turn out like shit. Right? So when I tell them that and they don't, they don't understand, you know, that's just one example, but they don't understand like what I'm talking about.
05:34:33
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And, I can't tell you how many, and dude, 99.9% the times it happens, you know, like, and yeah and yeah, like, and and, and, and I, and I make sure upfront that they know, like, it's not me, you know, you're, I don't, what I don't want them feeling is I tell them, I was like, I don't want you to be embarrassed. Like, just go with it and enjoy it and go with the flow. Like, you know, you're, you're having a good time. You're, you're seeing what you are fucking creating, you know?
05:35:01
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and it, and it doesn't matter, man. Like all bodies are beautiful. It doesn't matter their size, their age, whatever, you know, it, it is so, it is so fun. I, I wish I could bring like a handful of my friends in to like be able to sit there and watch and, you know, like secretly so that they could see how like empowering it is for the women when they're doing their shoots.
05:35:21
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Cause you know, all my guy friends are typical guy friends, right? They're, They think I'm walking around with you know a fucking huge stiffy and shit while it's going on. and i'm like, no. It's like I'm creating something here. you know So I'm working with light and shadows and contrasts and you know poses. and you know It's art.
05:35:38
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It is. It really is fucking art. and i'm not I mean, I'm not being egotistical when I say that. But i don know if if you're good at it, it's art. If you don't if you're not good at it, you know or you're one of those pervy motherfuckers, because there are a bunch of pervy fucking photographers out there.
05:35:53
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then it it comes off looking like cheap fucking porn. You know? I mean, it just does. So, anyway. Yeah. Just in the course of doing a photo shoot and just talking to them about different stuff, I'll give you an example.
05:36:07
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One girl had no fucking clue what her areola was. Zero. Zero clue. And this girl was like 27 fucking years old. I'm like, how are you 27 years old? and You don't know what a fucking areola is. You know, like a dude not knowing what his foreskin is.
05:36:20
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Yeah, exactly. Exactly. You know, so you'd you'd be surprised like how many women don't, you know, ah I can't give you an exact like example or a reference of this because it's it's just shit that happens during a shoot. Right.
05:36:32
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But if I say something to them about like their outer labia or their inner labia or, you know, their vulva, Dude, you would be surprised how many women are like that's clueless when I fucking say it to them.
05:36:45
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Dude, what are you shooting? You fucking doing that. Do what? Glick literally just bought a camera off eBay. and And I explained this to Jersey, too, because there's there's a lot of... there's a lot of but There's a term that gets thrown around. It's not what I do.
05:37:01
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I mean, I shoot it, but it's not the majority of what I shoot. The term boudoir photography gets thrown out. It's not boudoir when you're talking them about and talking to them about their inner and outer labia. Well, but that's but that's what I'm saying. In the course of them doing a nude shoot, dude, you would be surprised how many, like...
05:37:17
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like halfway through the shoot or three quarters of the way through the shoot, they'll get so fucking comfortable and they'll be like, Hey, do you also shoot? And they don't even have to finish the sentence. Cause I already know what they're thinking.
05:37:28
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And what they're thinking is I'd like to get a little bit more explicit pictures here. Cause I'm like enjoying this and having a good time. Would you shoot that? Of course I will. Like, you know, and and they love the fucking pictures afterwards. Listen, how many of you called down Larry?
05:37:44
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Larry Flint. Yeah.
05:37:49
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That's not boudoir. That's pornography. See, boudoir is the... Actually, that came from... Boudoir is French for bedroom. So, boudoir is like in lingerie and on like a four-poster bed, that kind of stuff, right?
05:38:04
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That's why I don't call what I do boudoir. It's not boudoir. My studio was like all blacked out and that lets me play with like lights and shadows and contrasts and that's why it's artistic nudes.
05:38:17
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Go get a motor dog. Just do the
05:38:21
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this. He's going to have a very good time. I'm sorry. What? What? He says one profession. Profession? Profession. but
05:38:34
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just one profession
05:38:38
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proation profession So Modog, I got to ask a question. I know you've been doing that a long time. Like when you first started, like your first, let's say two to three, like nude shoots like that.
05:38:54
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How did that affect you? Like you, you have to kind of steel yourself against what you're watching as a straight dude watching. Yeah. but How did that happen? How did that come to be? How did, how did that affect you?
05:39:08
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I think, I mean, early on I was like doing, I was just doing photography as a hobby. I would bar the whole time i couldn't deal with that. Yeah. And I was just doing it as a hobby. So I'd like kind of been behind the camera, not to the level that I am now, but you know, um,
05:39:23
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yeah ah you have you have to i mean what ten thousand percent you have to be straight up 100 fucking percent professional especially you know like i said i don't spend a dime on advertising and marketing it's literally 100 percent word of mouth referrals 100 right and and if i was doing anything sketchy or pervy or unprofessional It only takes one fucking client to be like, yeah, that motherfucker. And he tried this or he tried, you know what I mean?
05:39:51
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So he said this weird thing and made this comment or, you know what I mean? Exactly. Exactly. Across the board. And 18 years, never had it happen. And I'm being a little braggadocious, but in 18 years, I've never had anybody that didn't absolutely love their fucking photos from their photo shoot. That's a great thing. That's amazing.
05:40:09
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you know, but, but it's because I am professional about it, you know, and I, and I have a vision in my mind of like what I'm wanting to create. And I'm, I'm good with the human form, you know, I know how to post people and make, ah you know, whatever. Right. I'm just saying you gotta, so your question was, how do you separate that? And my, and my separation, cause you're right. I am, I am 100% red blooded American man. Right.
05:40:30
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So yeah there's that, but my separation is that I'm being completely professional. It's a fucking job, you know? Yeah. I know what I need to do for them because the end goal is I want them to be in love with the outcome of their fucking photos.
05:40:45
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You know what I mean? but was was it Was it difficult at first or was it something you just snapped into and you're like, Not really because when i when I jumped into it, I was like, you know, but I didn't never, I'll be honest with you, I never intended to shoot artistic nudes.
05:40:59
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I had a client, my my first client, And my second and my third, I think my first five clients, like that wasn't even what they came in to do, like a portrait shoot. And just because of the whole, you know, being comfortable and getting to know me and shit like that, yeah literally probably 20%, 25% of my shoots, even to this day, that might not even be intended of how their shoot started out, but they'll be like, during the course of those shoots, they'll be like, do you by any chance shoot And again, I already know what they're thinking. You know, they're they're wanting to go they're wanting to get a little sexier. They're wanting to take a blouse off. That's my next question. Okay.
05:41:36
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So the artistic news that you do, like what kind of clientele are they? Like are they doing it for their husbands? Are they just doing it for fun so they have them? or Husband, yeah.
05:41:47
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I mean, yeah, because I get that question a lot. Like what the fuck are they going with all these like photos they got of themselves? Yeah, that right that's 100% my question. Yeah. And, and, and it's a multitude of things. It's, it's like you just said, it's, it's either maybe a gift for, you know, a husband or the upcoming husband. And that's going to be like one of their wedding gifts to them.
05:42:05
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Right. Or it's somebody that got divorced and they're like, Hey, I'm divorced, you know, or and I get a lot. I always thought about doing this, but you know, my, my partner or my husband. never now you know they weren't secure or comfortable enough that they would let me do it i hate to say let but you know um i would yeah i've lost i've lost a lot of weight you know yeah i've lost a lot of weight i'm feeling great about my body and i want to capture it you know or i get a lot of them that's like i never even thought about doing this but i saw my friend susie's fucking photos and that looks fucking amazing and i would love to do wait so they're showing off their nudes to other people oh absolutely they fucking absolutely like oh i want to do that too
05:42:42
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They absolutely are. That's so weird. I didn't know that. I bet you probably 98% of the people that I shoot nude show their shit to other people. even if it's just their bestie like look because because they look good and they're proud of them you know yeah i it's kind of weirdly makes sense but at the same time it's so beyond what it's it's it's definitely one of those niche photography subsets that you have to be good at what you fucking do or if you're any way inappropriate or weird or creepy about it well yeah you're never going to have another fucking client
05:43:13
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You know, something like that. There's such an elevated level of trust that's required. So yeah like you have like in you as the person that's going to take those pictures. Yeah, you have to make them feel extremely comfortable and yeah any hint of creepiness. Most people can sense that out.
05:43:27
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Yeah. Like, real and and i and I tell them I tell them right up front, like ah if if they saw a friend's like art news, right? And they're like, hey, I want to do that. And their friends like, well, here's this contact information, reach out to him. And they reach out to me. One of the first things I will say to them after we've like initially kind of talked is feel free to bring whoever you want.
05:43:44
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Like if you're married, and you want to bring your husband or your partner, bring them. You know, you want to bring your BFF with you because like that would make you feel more comfortable having somebody there. Fucking bring them, bring them. They can, they can sit there and like chill and either sit in the other fucking room while you're shooting or they can sit right in the fucking studio with you.
05:44:01
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You know, i i I don't care. It's fine. If that's what makes you comfortable. Mm-hmm. Bring it, you know? So, yeah, it's weird. And I guess I just, i got i got one of those personalities where I just kind of easily fell into being good from the human side of it.
05:44:17
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Just, you know, being able to talk to people and, you know, especially ones that haven't. That part makes sense to me 100%. You know, so. Anyway, I didn't mean to like bring the channel down. Sorry. That was probably boring as fuck. You didn't bring the channel down. That was actually super interesting. iss it's a so Okay. I've never met anybody that does what you do.
05:44:34
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I've met a lot of people that do a lot of the similar type shit for their jobs, whatever it might be. That's like the insights kind of interesting. Well, and and you know, for those clients that truly want to do like a boudoir, cause like, like I said, I, my, my studio here at my place, it's all blacked out and it's it's all blacked out. I mean, black on the walls, black floor,
05:44:53
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You know, the windows are blacked out and I do that because of the different lighting setups that I have at the different angles to be able to create those like, you know, artistic shadows and contours and everything else. Right. If they're truly wanting to do like boudoir shoot, I tell them up front, like I can't shoot that here at my place.
05:45:09
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but there are, you know, studios around town where you can rent it. There are a hundred bucks an hour. So I'm tacking that a hundred bucks on to your thing. If that's what you want to do, you know, and the ones that are wanting to do that, they're like, no, I get it. I understand that. I mean, I'm just, I'm just flat out upfront with them about it, you know?
05:45:27
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So, but ironically, probably 95% of that I, that I do shoot is artistic nudes. It's not boudoir, you know? Because they see their friends and they're like, oh my God, that looks fucking great. I want to do that too.
05:45:42
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That's crazy. Just being honest. so i So, Hoss, you wanted me to shoot you nude next week, man. Just let me know. Shoot me a thing. Let me know. Okay, I was going to... Yes, I have shot guys.
05:45:55
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Yes. Okay, but how what is the ratio of guys to women that want artistic nudes? It's It's mostly females. It's got to be 99% women, right?
05:46:07
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it's probably well pro probably more if i'm being realistic it's probably more like 90 93 94 and i'll be honest with there's a lot well i might be sharing too much y'all just tell me shut the fuck up if i need to no no i mean i'm actually get this is there's so i get i get i get a lot of i get a lot of women that like want to shoot fantasy stuff right and when i mean fantasy like again don't take this the wrong way and don't judge them but there's a lot of white girls that want to do a photo shoot with a hung black guy, you know?
05:46:36
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So I know three or four black dudes, right. That, you know, that will be like, yeah, I'm down. I'll come and I'll shoot with them you know it' kind and it close them. That can, that can be, that can be posing, you know, just, just them posing together.
05:46:53
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And then during the course of like them shooting, like, especially if they like, Hey, know, like I'm not saying they're going to date afterwards, but if they have a connection while you're going to have a connection. You get two human naked bodies together.
05:47:04
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You know, I don't care if you don't know each other, there's going to be some chemistry, right? Or, or there's going to be zero chemistry, but it's usually not zero. It's usually the other, you know, I mean, I've had shoots that have gone all the fucking way. I'm not even gonna lie to you, you know, because it's two consenting adults. And if that's what you want to shoot, you want to do it.
05:47:22
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He's down with it. i Fuck it. I'll shoot it. Yeah. You know, i go all the way and I got the pictures to fucking prove it.
05:47:31
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I'm joking. I would never show you that. I need y'all's phone because my phone's dying. so Y'all have a good night. You too. Take care. I will see you guys i in that angel throughout the weekend next week.
05:47:44
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and ya Have a good week. you ah you too What up that guy? Did Glick pass out on us? No, there he is. No, he definitely passed out. This is his stunt double.
05:47:57
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It's AI. This is AI Glick. This is AI Glick.
05:48:03
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This is Glick Eye. Glick Eye. Sorry, I have a question. I didn't mean take up that much time talking about that shit, man. No, you're good, man.
05:48:16
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White horse and black cocks. Wait, it is. What's your dad? You fucking white sluts. you but nine time one On the real?
05:48:26
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Nothing for the bad credit and want to be a single mom? You white sluts. i be his flag under On real, because i'm not I'm not mentioning names so I can say this.
05:48:37
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You would be surprised how many white women out there, that's their fantasy is they want to be with a black I don't know what that fantasy is. And at the end of the day, y'all bitches end up with bad credit and a single mom. What do you marry? Some white dude making the money.
05:48:53
Speaker
Yeah. Raising your black ass babies. Get the fuck out of here. Damn. Goofy ass bitches. All y'all want to be badass Barbie.
05:49:05
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But all y'all don't want, you ain't ready for that shit. You ain't ready for that. What's your badass credit score? Badass credit score. Your single mom status. One the man with six foot tall, six figures, six foot abs.
05:49:19
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Get the fuck out of here. You are completely turning Scotto on, man. Calm down. i know I'm Darren. I don't have to worry about these problems. Stupid ass white bitches.
05:49:31
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What's up, that guy in the chat? Until it leaves you with four fucking babies and a bad credit score living with your fucking granny. Stupid asses. no That guy throwing the question out to Jersey.
05:49:46
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Take care, Brandy. What's up, that guy? What's hanging out with you, my brother? o you take ka of brandon a go to where girl and still was something that guy know but yeah man
05:50:02
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but i'm sad we literally have ten minutes we have long enough for me to sign off going nowhere but you was good hanging out with you brother MoDog, love you. Jersey, love you.
05:50:17
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Actually, MoDog, Jersey, I love the shit out of you guys. god oh Thank you, guys.
05:50:23
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Good hanging out, man. appreciate you No details needed, but thank you guys. for No details needed or shared. no ah though You're gorgeous.
05:50:35
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You're gorgeous, boo. I'm going to ahead and drop, brother, since you're getting ready to sign off, man. Me too. so Good hanging with you, man. Have a good night. Bye, Jersey. by melan Take care.
05:50:49
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much love. Good night. Good night, Sergeant Jersey. Jedi. Jedi. Fidel. Slutto. Chat. ga Y'all have ah have a good night, man.
05:51:02
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Have good weekend. Good week. Modog out. Peace, motherfuckers. and
05:51:13
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Jedi. Yes, sir.
05:51:18
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The real co-host of Saturday nights right here on the nonsensical network. answer do You know it, motherfucker. You know it. My guy. My guy. I love you guys. Thank you all for listening. Thank you guys for hanging out. Thank you guys who came up on the panel.
05:51:32
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You guys are all amazing. I love the shit out of you fuckers. Chatters box. Man, you guys are always awesome. That guy. And everybody in the chatter's box all night long.
05:51:44
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Damn it, that guy. Why did it take so long to get here? Yes. You know what? It's Saturday night. Glick's drunk. I don't know what I'm going to after this. Me?
05:51:55
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Do anyone what I'm doing. Scott. I got it. yeah I got it. What is employee is a He just whispers there, me.
05:52:06
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Me. Me. me God damn it, love Scotto. but But, no if you know, if you're not already, go ahead and check out the rest of the Nonsense Gold Network.
05:52:19
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Bio.link slash Nonsense Gold Network. All them links are there. We are live all the time on Facebook, YouTube, and Twitch. And don't forget, all the shows, anytime, anyplace, wherever you listen to podcasts at, on all them platforms. Scotto, where can we find you at?
05:52:38
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I'm on the shit show. I'm on Shiz Happened. I'm on Hill Pirate Studios. I'm on those little butterflies. Everywhere where you want to be. He's like Visa. There you go. Exactly.
05:52:52
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Let him know one time. Where can we find you at? Every Friday night. we're The Lazy and Shaman Show. The Lazy Shaman Show. Check us out on Friday nights. Bros and dudes.
05:53:06
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ah
05:53:09
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that's like That's like what Michelangelo used to call women back in the 90s. Dudettes. That's the stupidest word I've ever heard. But I just said it out loud.
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And I stand by it. ah stand by Cowabunga, motherfuckers. Cowabunga, motherfuckers. Yes. no No. Love you guys coming up on the panel. Thank you. Everybody that came up on the panel, thank you guys.
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Chatters box. You guys are amazing. Love you guys. And love me, hate me, be mad at me. am what I am. am who I It's my life. If you don't like it, well. You know what, Blake? I hate how much I love you.
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hate how much I love you. Right back, Shadow.
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Just so you know. You can be Full on gay cowboy. You know, I'm going to do some artistic nudes of you later. yeah That guy called it. Super gay. Super gay.
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um Scott, love you. You're a beautiful son a bitch. Thank you.
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