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Wildcard Wednesday - It's Wednesday Bish!
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Bye.
Show Introduction and Format
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I have to say I love that intro. It gets me every time. Thank you. I love it. It's a total sitcom intro. I had to change it.
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As I hit the ah go live button, apparently Twitch did not like the title. Bish. B-I-S-H. So I had to change it. right's stupid That's fucking rude.
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It's Brittany Bish.
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Johnny Barnes in the house. Okay, you guys cannot put this on me right now. You can't spring this on me, right? No, they're saying there's nothing strong on Brittany. The host, intro the show. Okay, everybody. Welcome to Wild Card Wednesday.
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Perfect. I
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love it. Shut up, You're not helping.
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You're being...
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Welcome to Wild Card Wednesdays. We're going to talk about wild card shit. Welcome.
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Oh, my God. I hate you so much. Good evening to you, John Ball.
Redhead Day Festival
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You put three stoners in a room. This is what happened. I was thinking the same thing.
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Anybody have some random shit they want to talk about all the time? Like, share, subscribe. I want to talk about why Twitch still doesn't like the title. one Bish, yeah, why is that offensive? yeah and h I took out the S and put the Z and I still don't like it.
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Anyway. is this me So like Brittany said, it's a wild card. It's a Wednesday. We're going talk about some shit.
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It's probably Wild Cards. Yeah. Bitches won't stay in my gosh darn ears. Yeah, Wild Cards Wednesdays. So, I mean, anybody has anything to talk about they want to talk about?
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Bring it up. But we have some things that we want to chat about. Michael, take it away. All right. This is the most terrifying festival on Earth. oh Oh, God. and Happening in the Netherlands.
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in the Dutch city of Tilburg. This weekend coming, it is the 2025, 2025 edition of the Redhead Day Festival. It includes music, food trucks, and workshops tailored to particular needs of redheads for makeup explainers, to skin cancer prevention, to how to protect your soul from the soulless soul-sucking suck-lock.
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I was waiting for you to to say something like that. The most terrifying festival on earth is called the gathering. No, it's called the redhead days, redhead days festival.
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I was gonna. don't know. One of the day I'm a hair red just for this tonight, just since because. what What makes that festival the the work? It's all redheads. All redheads.
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All gingers. All soulless gingers. Soulless freckled gingers. Shining in the sun. Oh, he's like, that's my area.
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Not a soul in sight. That is crazy. What's that, Moed Out? Not a soul in sight, exactly. I'm Fidel's brother. and let And how long does this festival take place?
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Three horrific days. They usually do it in Ireland and Scotland, but this one's bigger. This one's way bigger. They're expecting thousands, tens of thousands from 80 different countries.
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Never knew there was a yeah a gaggle grouping of villagers. like the geese. I gaggle of geese. I hate you, Twitch. I hate you.
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Still like oh many they don't like the title. My god.
Lottery Story and Wealth Discussion
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hate you. It doesn't like any rendition of Bish at all. like At all. Sorry, Twitchers.
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ah sorry twitchers And I gotta you, I'm against it. I think all that, that many redheads shouldn't be gathering in any one place. so What kind of witchcraft could they be up to?
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It's like, it's gonna start like a hurricane of like soul sucking. It's just like something bad's gonna come up. that Nothing good will come of this. That's how we get the end of the world.
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Hey, oh wait, oh shit. You said weed. I did not. i did not try that. I will have to try that next time. I'll try something else just for you.
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I'm going to have try Biatch because it didn't take up with that one. Wild, eh? Yeah, I literally tried to spell bitch. i B-I- B-1-Z-4 and it still wouldn't take it.
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What? Well, it knows you're trying to say bitch, so why don't you just not say bitch? Because it's Brittany, bitch. There, I'm just going to say it. Yeah, I'm sorry.
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It's Brittany B dot dot dot. Brittany's being a B. B pound sign exclamation point question mark.
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I have. ah
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Have you ever dated a redhead, Michael? Wait, Sue's a redhead, isn't she? Sort of. Auburn. Auburn. Yeah, so she's half soulless.
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She has to be if she's going to be with me. The roof is rusty. The base is wet. My man Zampios knows some shit. I love it. I love it, Zampios.
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but man damots knows some shit yeah i love it ah love it man Oh, that gets a star. Yeah, that gets a star for sure.
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That needs... Oh, I guess I should get a star. What am doing, by the way? I give up with Twitch. I just give up Twitch.
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Twitch does not get blessed with us tonight. Fuck Twitch. So how about this? There's a silver silver lining in every dark cloud, they say, yes. So imagine this.
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You're a forgetful old man. And you can't remember, did I or did I not play the lottery today? Well, shit, I don't remember. I better go play the lottery just in case. Plays his religious six numbers. Boom.
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He hits. Finds his other ticket he forgot he placed that day. Two times, one fucking drawing, $500,000 times. ah Dude, it's got to be a stoner.
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I'm sorry. That's just like a mistake. But it's a good happy mistake. Either that or dementia. Because he forgot. if He couldn't could not remember if he forgot if he played or not.
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So he played twice, found his other ticket, won twice in one drawing, 500,000 two times. I'm just fucking jealous, honestly. right you guys You guys know what Powerball is up right now?
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My mom played it Yesterday when I checked, when i check like unfortunately, I sell lottery tickets at the liquor store. I hate lottery. $1.3 billion. $1.3 billion? dollars Oh my gosh, I'm about to go do it. That's like the only time I'll ever really do it. I don't think about it. I'll be right back.
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yeah you know that's interesting like If you won a billion dollars, Michael, what would you do? Oh, man. I like that question. pickings before it's passed. But I would start a bunch of different charities, man. Like a bunch of non-for-profits. Just do work with it. Let the money do some work. and Do work.
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Have good time. Have a good time just helping people out. Why do you talk to a gangster? Do work. I don't need stuff. I'm just saying, man. That's like Bob Ross said. There are no mistakes. That's right. Exactly right.
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PSA, my personal PSA. Never buy an officially licensed Bob Ross product. His family doesn't see a dollar of it Never, ever, ever spend a dollar on a knot on an officially licensed Bob Ross product.
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His family gets none of that money. do not do it. What
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do you said? 1.3 billion? Okay, i guess it's high enough for me to play it now because there's million dollar money that's up for pussies. Oh, sorry, sorry.
Bob Ross Trivia
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mine and i would just I'd fund more stuff for us.
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We'd have a much more Kraken network. Oh, God, yeah. We would we would have a we would have yeah compound where all of us can stay together. Yeah, we would have a dedicated studio where we all have access to.
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Do you know why Bob Ross whispers when he paints? Why Bob Ross was what? Why he whispers. Oh, probably the same reason you do.
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It was meant to be relaxing. why Why does Bob Ross whisper when he paints? Well, if he was... um hey What? Wow.
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That's her headphones. They keep falling out. Sorry. But Bob Ross was he was like a commander or whatever in the army. And he got tired of yelling at people. So like when he paints, that's why he talks softly.
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but actually yeah To make it a simple story. No, that actually makes sense. I used to yell a lot in the Air Force. and When I got out, I liked to find things i don't have to yell at.
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Because we had this ski well you had this insult but kind what his instinct to yell at people. What's that? We constantly need yell at people. you doing here with us Oh, I know. Well, I mean, no i mean like yelling. like For the sake of the sake of discipline.
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the sake of discipline and making that person fucking feel weak. It's a power thing. Absolutely. Well, he he got tired of yelling at people. And so that's why he started whispering, happy little cloud.
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it Those paintings, that that whole thing was probably his therapy for his PTSD. I'm not going to lie. Oh, for sure. Yeah. There comedian, I can't remember who it was, talking about watching it. I was just waiting for him was snap into his own little a private nom. was like, bought a little napalm red. Got a little Charlie, little Asian yellow in the tree line, little Charlie out there.
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Mad Dog knows about the yelling to break people down. I'm sure he's done it. Dude, Michael. god I don't remember the name of the comedian. It's not one of my bits. Someone else did It was very, very funny.
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That sounds funny as shit. Oh, my God. I missed it
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You don't have to repeat it, though. It's okay. The opposite of Bob Ross. He's like, I'm having the brain. Whatever. What Britney said. That's what was saying. figured the opposite of Bob bob Ross would be a tattoo artist on meth.
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I've seen one of those, actually.
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yelling at the fucking, yelling at the tattoo. Brittany, did you bring any stories to this party? but do what Did you bring any stories to this and I had found out that there is a new species, even though I found out also that it I'm a little late on the party. with You're not late? I explained, okay, go ahead. I'll let you explain the story and I'll explain why you're not late on Okay.
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They are these new... Oh, wait. until You know what? Citation, please, on that one, Zampius. Yeah, for a while he did. was nursing a squirrel back to health. That's true.
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He was in his pocket on the show. And they showed a few stuff here and there in a couple episodes. yeah That's deep dive Bob right there. Zampius knows his shit. Okay. yes does not
Lizard Discoveries and Ecology
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Where do I have it? yeah It's the new long-armed creature dagger-like species.
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It's a new lizard that has spines and shit that it's like... Dude, you guys caught me off. Yeah, like a little dinosaur. And there's like falling under trees and stuff, too.
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I don't have a picture of it, no. I'm not able to put in... Recent discoveries of lizards also includes the Acanthosaur... Okay, i oh I'm going to try to pronounce this the scientific name.
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Let's see. Acanthosaurara grismiri, or Grismer's prickle nape lizard in Vietnam. Yeah, I can't say it. Thank you for that. I probably still messed it up, though, so it's okay.
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Yeah, no, that I found was really cool because, like, the evolution and stuff and how people, like, think that it's not a real thing, it's clearly a fucking thing.
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And there's two different species. And gecko. They found gecko, think, in 2021. Yeah. Pretty neat.
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yeah today And then with the whole, like, when we were, okay, this is kind of similar with the difference between pigeon and pigeons and doves. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah. So Brittany sends us ah a video of ah of a fat-ass pigeon in a tree, and we have to talk about pigeons and doves.
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And I've always been under the understanding, and this was years ago, that doves and pigeons are basically the same thing. they But biologically speaking, they the same kind of my I was right. Yeah, you were. was right. talk Yeah, and the main difference between pigeons and doves is linguistic, not biological, as they both belong to the same family, family whatever the hell you say, call them. Flying Raddus.
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Flying Raddus, yes.
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flying rat yes Yeah, everyone you're not wrong about that. But usually doves, I thought, like, they have a partner, right?
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So I thought that was, growing up, i always thought that was the difference between doves and pigeons. Or because this, pigeons are like city. Yeah.
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yeah
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Or like, because pigeons are in the city, they're like the hood rats, you know? And those are the pretty ones. They're all hood rats. They're flying fucking rats.
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I like birds. oh What about the talking birds that are like squawk? I don't know. You talking about parrots? Yes.
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Like what I should, yeah. Oh well. When they like talking shit. Like Taco from Trailer Park Boys. oh Yeah. Hell yeah. yeah
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I always heard that too, Brett, that doves only had one mate for life, just like swans. I don't know if that's true or not about the swans either. Yeah, that's what I was thinking, Mo Dog, for, you know, getting my back.
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On the topic of lizards. Fuck these two. There are a bunch of invasive lizards in Florida fucking the whole shit up.
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Oh, yeah. Argentine black and white teagos are these large-ass predatory ah large asspiratory lizards that prey on eggs. And how about Nile monitor lizards?
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Rock Lee in the house. What's up, my dude? I heard about that as well. Nile lizards. And the gator's rakagami, an orange-headed lizard that is becoming increasingly common in neighborhoods and comp competes with native species or resources.
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I'm familiar with monitor lizards, only only the ones I've interacted with in and Guam. I know they taste good. They taste like gators. No, I'm serious. Not to be mean or anything, but I mean, you can eat them. I would try it. You can eat them.
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I mean, that's a fix. Why don't they just like open season on monitor lizards? I mean, they're tasty. The ones that like fall from the trees when they get too cold. Are those the lizards we're talking about? those are iguanas. Those are iguanas. But it's a type of lizard.
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oh Right? It's a type of lizard, yeah. and It's not a monitor lizard. Like the ones in Florida. Python's like crazy down there too.
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Yeah. Florida monitor lizards. So they like they like get cold and then they'll just like get in like a coma-like state and they just like fall out of trees on your car. Oh my god, those things are not small.
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Not at all. What's that? These monitor lizards, man. No, dude. They're like three and a half, four feet. Yeah, dude. They're huge. Oh, man. Like, I know i mean... I know the monitor lizards in other places are big, but i didn't know the ones in Florida are big. They're Nile monitor lizards. People get them for pests. They get too big, too out of control. They just let them go. They're fucking big, that thing.
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They're huge. My God. Nile monitor. Yeah, yeah. There it is.
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Aren't monitors the ones that have the venomous saliva? Well, and no, they have the iguanas, too. they Is it not the monitor?
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Kamala Harris. No, that's a Komodo dragon I'm picking up. I don't know what that means. I think a monitor is. think a Komodo dragon is a type of monitor. You fucking dick. My allergies are acting up.
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don't know how to take that. You're acting up, all right. Yeah. I got to get it out before your wedding. Hmm.
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done Up to seven feet or more. Holy shit. It's Africa's long lizard. A Komodo dragon. A Komodo dragon, also known as a Komodo monitor. So yeah, it is a monitor lizard.
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What makes a monitor lizard a monitor lizard? I think it's the tongue, isn't it? I don't know. Monitor lizards are named for their habit of stretching their necks to monitor their surroundings.
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but they also but they are defined by their membership in the family of Varanidae.
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Key characteristics include a long, forked tongue for enhanced s sent stayable minute detection, strong legs and claws, and their high intelligence. These features allow them to be active predators navigating their environment and communicating through scent.
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Interesting. so yeah Yes, Nile monitors are considered venomous because their saliva contains toxins and bacteria that can cause symptoms like excessive bleeding and swelling after a bite.
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Though the effect is not typically lethal humans, while not all species of monitor lizard have venom, recent scientific discoveries confirm all monitor lizards possess venom glands. I can believe that. Them taking down a deer and shit.
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um what i can see I'd like to see a monitor lizard versus a gator, though. I think that would just be an interesting fucking match. You know, eight-sided octagon. got it You got an alligator on one side. You got a monitor lizard on the other. you got Glick as the referee. Fucking do it.
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You're looking for a massacre. That's what you're looking for. Gator all day. Gator all day. I was one of those kids where I would take a baby food jar and I'd capture a bee and I'd put a spider in there and I'd shake it up try and see if they'd fight.
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Sometimes they would. and it would s my my My fancy says fight beans. You can't even spell fuck right.
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Fuck right off them.
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Ha ha ha. i ah can't help on correct
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Sorry, guys. I didn't come prepared with a story tonight. I really wasn't planning on coming up tonight, but my plans got canceled, unfortunately. so i'm like Listen, we just learned to monitor lizards, dude. um i know I love monitor lizards. i'm serious They taste good. They do taste good.
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I'm a lizard owner. i'm wizard owneror So I'm sitting there i'm sitting there ah at my desk going through work orders and movement sheets and blah, blah, blah, i'm doing my my job. And Airman comes in He's like, hey, Sergeant Huddleston, we we ran over monitor lizard and it's dead. We don't know what to do with it.
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I'm like, it was it happened to be a Friday. Usually we cut cut a little loose early on Fridays. um like day i was like, well, let's fucking eat it. Let's cook it up and eat it.
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And my hairmen were like, really? I'm like, sure. Why the fuck not? So, of course, there's always one of those redneck hillbillies around with big-ass knife that can fucking gut and clean anything. So we sent him to it. I think that was Kellison.
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We sent him to it, and we grilled that bitch up. Yes, we did. It wasn't all busted up and soiled the meat No, they didn't hit it that. I mean, they hit it enough to like kill it, but it wasn't like ravaged or anything like that.
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You gotta you gotta to get what you gotta get. and know o Roadkill, roadkill, son. Let's eat that shit. I like telling stories about Gorham.
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We had this operation one time of demilitarized M117. Hey, um'm I'm bringing a story, alright? You said you brought it back on you. You brought it. You brought it.
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So these, these M117s were, were not safe to travel off the island, like on a boat to go take somewhere to blow up. So we blow them up there on the island and we, a certain section. So anyway, also simultaneously, the bomb dump in Guam has um, I don't know if it's still an official air force mascot, but they have a shaky, which is a wild pig. They keep in a pen and some of the airmen with the,
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Shakeys always change because they die stuff. Anyway, we had I had some sadistic airmen that would feed shakey ham sandwiches. I had some demented airmen that would feed shakey ham sandwiches from the chow hall.
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Anyway, so we we were out we were with we were without a shakey for a little bit. And so the thing is, we tell everybody out in the bomb dump, hey guys, if you guys get a chance to capture a fucking pig,
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and do Do it. Do it. Anyway, we're on this 117 operation. I'm driving through the jungle. And yes, I'm driving through the jungle. And this fucking baby pig goes fucking running across.
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And the guy next to me, he's like, I'm going to go get it. So I stopped the truck and fucker, fucker jumped out and went and chased that fucking pig down. Hell yeah. Badass. Yes. Anyway.
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Anyway. And he got it? Did he like stab it in the jugular? No, he caught it we caught it to be a mascot. We put it in the pen. No, but that's what that's what it... That's what... i ah we are we We started Occupy... I hate saying Occupy, but we set up shop in Guam like after the World War II.
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I'm sorry, that's where my mind goes. My history is a little foggy right now. But um
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when the bomb dump first started the shaky thing decades and decades decades ago, it was to raise a pig to to butcher and eat. And then after a while, like actual taxpayers' monies was allotted to this official Air Force mascot. So it became um more of a pet.
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but And then, the course, the veterinary on base came out periodically would check on it. It was a big thing. It was a big thing. My little pig. Pretty sure it wasn't Glick, because shaky never yeah never had a big ego. never had a big yes thank you um Yeah, damn. You're really calling it out.
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We all call it Glick. So let me ask you a question. i don't How many pairs of Crocs do you own? Oh, my fucking God, dude. Me or her? And I will never, ever...
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ah really will Real shoesies don't do Crocs. Bro. I thought I was only one. Fuck Crocs, right? but Fuck Crocs. suck I call this story the lamest collection of lame shit.
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to tell you This dickhead in Connecticut has more than 3,800 pairs of Crocs. Have they even released that many to the market? I don't.
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I want proof.
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There's probably pictures. I didn't look. I just thought that's the stupidest fucking thing I've heard today. Dude, im I'm digging the audience. Me too, brother. Me too. The comment section is like, fuck Crocs too. I dig it. yeah.
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Let's go. let's go what is a hoka you'll see in the background oh god damn it buy you some hokas have to look what a hoka is now what is y'all's opinion of hey dudes you can see all those crocs in the background of his picture oh mark jesus fuck why how many dude how much space is that dude exactly how do you choose what to wear each day i would never wear crocs in my life they are the lamest thing to put on your foot next to like i don't know boils and i don't know okay so like uggs i used to give them so much but then i tried them and i was like you know what they're warm as but crocs i tried them on
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The cracks, like I just can't i can't bend over to them. Yeah, man. You know what I mean. Look at that shit. What the fuck? Why? No.
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No. That's the guy you're talking about, right? Rethersfield? Yeah. Yeah, that's nuts. What's y'all's opinion of Hey Dudes? I don't think I've seen Wow. They are so popular right now.
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kind Don't tell me you have one of those phones.
00:28:44
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The Z Fold? Well, it's fuck, and they're slip-ons. I like that about them They're pretty fucking fucking, though, dude. I have a couple of pair of Hades. I do like Hades.
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But they are becoming too popular and becoming like me. Yeah, I i agree. It's the same thing can be say said about vans or trucks as well. so Oh, Hoka's just a brand of fucking athletic shoes. Yeah, I'm familiar with those.
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I was thinking though like there was some like like something like Croc Alternatives. Hoka's are good shoes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They look fucking good. yeah But they're over $100, man. I don't spend that much on television.
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But these Hoka's, man. The shoes are worth It's $125 fucking dollars.
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I don't spend on footwear, brother. I try not to spend over $150 on a pair of shoes, but but so I will. and like fifty gun shoes but i have I have shitty feet and feet are important. I have i have i have bone spurs. I have plantar fasciitis.
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and I got flat feet from marching and shit. So like i I make sure the shoes I buy are going to be be wearable for longer than an hour. cozy i have a couple like I have a pair of Adidas, like the flat ones, that I can't wear more than like a couple hours because I've broken them in so much they actually hurt my feet.
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They dudes look pretty fucking comfortable. Wait, 2006, the movie Idiocracy showcased Crocs before they were a thing. was a joke, but shortly after it blew up in the movie, Really? I'm gonna have to go back and watch that. I didn't know they debuted on Indiocracy. She's texting me instead of putting it in the comment section.
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Crocs are slippers. Crocs are slippers. They're slides. Crocs as slippers. and then If she puts this if she puts a little like it's a i don't know the don't know what the hell you call it.
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it It makes like a up back. It flips up and you can put the heel on. She calls that sport mode. oh Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I said that. I forgot. Those were slippers, and he pulls the thing on them.
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Wait, you had the end of your foot smashed off? Oh, no. o I like the sport mode thing. When you told me that, I thought that was super fucking cute. Danfio goes with the hokas.
00:31:13
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I mean, for $125, I might be willing to give him a shot just because of what the shit I'm reading about him. Super shock absorbent, super soft, and for flexible. Yeah. Things I need... I'm a big fan of Keen shoes. They're American made. They're made in Portland.
00:31:29
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I like their design because their toe area is wider than usual. And so your your toes get to spread out. Yes. Now I need that. Yeah.
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Let's get it.
00:31:45
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Brittany, what stores you got? i am not a foot fetters guy. Okay.
00:31:52
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Good. Whatever. God damn you. I cringe on messy people's feet. That's why I tattooed my... I did stick and poke on my toes.
00:32:05
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Okay. it's so long I wanted to, like, kind of hide them. Make them aesthetically pleasing? Sort of, I guess. Find me on FeetFinder, too. I don't know.
00:32:19
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I need to make one, honestly, at this point.
Amusement Park Safety Incidents
00:32:24
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But no, there are beaches across the U.O. or Wait, what? Fuck. Gasoline. ah sorry said I said you can make you some gas money.
00:32:37
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To the wedding. Dude, not far from me in Hershey, Pennsylvania on August 31st. It's just a couple days ago. Oh, shit. ah A kid wandered away from his family and ended up on the monorail above the crowd.
00:32:52
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Oh, yeah, that one.
00:32:55
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That's not the first time that it has happened, actually. me living so close to Hershey Park, I've heard a lot of shit happening like that. I've been there before. It's been a few years when kids were actually kids, yeah.
00:33:10
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used to love going there.
00:33:12
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Yeah. That was like like birthday shit to do. We'd go to Hurchie Park with our family. Climb on the monorail and just hang out over the ground. Fuck yeah, dude. You wasn't even saved by like park security. You were saved by another person that was at the park.
00:33:28
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Little did you know it was me the whole time. saved lives on the monorail. They call me the Monovenger.
00:33:40
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I was going the other route, but oh yeah, I'm the savior.
00:33:46
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But no, beaches across the US s are ah closed during Labor Day because of fecal contamination,
00:33:57
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and which has been brought up because of the hurricane that has come up.
Environmental Concerns at US Beaches
00:34:02
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So yeah, they've been closing up beaches from Florida to Maine. from or fecal contamination yeah concerns caused by elevated levels of fecal contamination humans stop yes flushing your sewage into fucking water oh it's not even that like some people on boats will just be like hanging over the sad shit and in water i've seen it before yeah but that's not that's not international as
00:34:34
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As like a whole civilization washing their shit into the ocean. You know, that's like the impact difference is a little bit different. I mean, like one is because where you're located, you got to shit. One is, it's just different. don't It's the biggest toilet in the world, man.
00:34:57
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That's the way we're treating it. That's for the answer. Yeah, for sure. Here's one for you, Blaze. You're going like this. Nate fucks up football. What's that? Nature fucks up foosball.
00:35:09
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Are you talking about foosball or are jokingly saying that in football? High school football. In Minnesota, high school football in Minnesota, is being their season is getting fucked up because Ospreys are nesting in a stadium light pole.
00:35:23
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They're a protected species. They can't have anybody congregating within so far of it, so they can't have fucking but football games in their own stadium.
00:35:34
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So, um'm I'm a little torn. Okay. I'm a little torn. i I'm not anti-sports. I'm anti the way professional sports is. Like, high school kids need their fun.
00:35:47
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Like, do I have issues with, like, high school sports the way it's ran in general? Yeah, a little bit. But all in all, kids are kids. However, why can't those Ospreys do that to, like, professional stadiums? That would just be badass. They do in Philly. Yes.
00:36:01
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Yes. yes and know Which is why I think he brought it up. Damn it. Foosball's the devil. The devil.
00:36:12
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I have a mini foosball table in the back of my car. You just pull over randomly to strangers. Hey, foosball challenge now.
00:36:25
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I have Nerf guns and a foosball table in my car and my roller skates. Let's go. yeah You know what? If you had a big windowless white van, I would be concerned. i remember the Remember the fucking lawyer that got fired for using an AI brief writer?
AI in the Legal Profession
00:36:46
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He just ah issued a fucking off official apology for that. That was like last year the year before assumption. That was... that I remember that. And when I heard about that story, I just kind of smite my head sunk low. And I'm like, this is this is just furthering the beginning of the end.
00:37:11
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Idiocracy is upon us now, especially now that I know that your idiocracy debuted Crocs. I'm really I'm really like um I'm feeling a certain way about that.
00:37:22
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How dare you? Do you remember the old jackalope? Yeah, the fake fucking horns on it. Yeah. You know they're a real thing now?
00:37:33
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Yes. Go fuck yourself. there are they are. There are rabbits in Colorado that are growing horns, and they're calling them Frankenstein bunnies. Go fuck yourself. what they're calling? It's a real thing, man. Pictures are didn't happen. It's a rabbit with horns they're finding in Colorado. They're being called Frankenstein bunnies. I gotta look this up. Rabbits?
00:37:55
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Look at this crazy fucking picture, dude. I heard a thing about rabbits with tentacles, but I haven't looked into that. See that shit? That's fucking freaky, dude. Okay, rabbits don't naturally grow horns. What appears to be horns are actually tumor-like growth.
00:38:13
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Yeah, that's that tentacle shit. Those are like tumors. That's creepy, man. It's like something out of H.P. Lovecraft.
00:38:25
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Yeah. Oh, yeah, it's Creepy fucking shit. but nobody won Nobody really wins the mean contest.
Mythical and Real Creatures
00:38:34
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the It's just we we're all winners because we all walked away with laughing around. Were we bringing those up tonight?
00:38:44
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No, that's Saturdays. That's on Saturdays. back ah that's Yes, that is a disease rabbit. Absolutely. That was not horns. I think I did all my stories.
00:38:57
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and fighters and other frankenstein it's been getting cold lately so all the spiders have been coming out fucking pissed the 50th anniversary for jaws right you know over the weekend the great white shark was seen near popular maine beaches oh snap there you go you're just going through the fucking news now He He yeah know What stories, you fucking jerks?
00:39:28
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Okay, well, I didn't even... Okay, I have fun. I just keep forgetting what I send them on. That's why I'm hard to find them. I wasn't clear on what the home homework assignment was.
00:39:40
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A teen influencer from the United States is stranded in the Chilean Antarctic because he landed there without permission. No...
00:39:55
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American kids are fucking idiots man. New massive dinosaur measuring at 39 feet discovered in China. I can read news too bitch.
00:40:08
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Mine's funnier though. ever
00:40:14
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Whatever. There are three elves cycling from the German town of St. Nicholas to Finland. Santa Claus village. How about that? Top that Brittany. santa claus no Santa Claus is is located in North Pole, Alaska. I've been there.
00:40:29
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That's where he's at. Not true. It is. North Pole, Alaska is a place. And there is a giant ah giant Santa statue in that town that now has fence around it because it was a vandalization target. And I never got to fucking tag him before I left there.
00:40:46
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I was going to take spray paint and give him clown me.
00:40:53
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I was in a weird place in Alaska. rest
00:40:58
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About month ago in Athens, Georgia, a meteor punched its way into a house. It went through the dude's roof and landed in his house.
00:41:10
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And they picked it up and studied it. It's older than the Earth, more more than the 4.8 billion years Earth point eight billion years further this That's pretty fucking dope to hold something older than the rock you're standing on.
00:41:25
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He doesn't own it. It's owned by science. Apparently anything that comes in from out of space, you're not allowed to own it. Yeah, that's just, so that's one of those governmental rules that you don't really have to listen to because you go fuck your government. Yeah. But, uh,
00:41:37
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I'm sorry, but if a meteor lands in my house, finder's keeper, bitch. Oh, for real. For sure. You guys can borrow it and like do your research and shit, but I claim that shit. I'm going to lick that it's mine.
00:41:54
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woman's mind that means time right For sure. I agree. and Okay. You guys are funny. Whatever. Fluorescent green sea creature raised in an aquarium turns out to be a new species. oh Hold on. say Read that headline again.
00:42:13
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Fluorescent green sea creature raised in an aquarium turns out to be a new species. Interesting. Where'd they find it? I'm trying to figure that one out. but but I'm the one of my goals.
00:42:27
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Okay, square.
00:42:30
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In a laboratory aquarium in northern Russia, a fluorescent green sea creature within 14 tentacles, holy farts, moved about. It ate, grew, and eventually reproduct it or reproduced. A patient scientist watched blah, blah, blah, blah.
00:42:49
Speaker
New species. I don't even want to look into what that is. That can creep me out. There's this phobia with weird patterns and stuff. of me she likes me and crawll i I think I got that. Shit like that makes me creep.
00:43:04
Speaker
These animals and their adult jellyfish like form. but like so what is this what is this What is this creature that you found me finding? and I'll show a picture. What's the name? it and It's something.
00:43:19
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They didn't even come up with a name for it yet. She gave us an AI fucking story. Where was this at? Where is it located? Known as... Wait, no, that's not it.
00:43:30
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Biology... Biologist... I'm doing great. Brenna decided he wanted to take a list kind of blah, blah, blah, blah. A studying group of marine and weird hydrazones.
00:43:44
Speaker
Fuck off, dude. This isn't even fucking... at What's it called?
00:43:51
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They didn't... They don't have a name for it yet. It literally just... was going to look up a picture of it so we can show.
00:44:03
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Well, here. I'll show it.
00:44:07
Speaker
Oh, that's fucking cool looking. yeah They still don't even have a fucking name for it. If you all were not overeducated nerds, I wouldn't be here. i wouldn't say we're overeducated. So they're still coming up with a name for the free swimming Medusa is what they're calling it right now.
00:44:23
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Marfinans. Marfinans. Whatever. so The WNBA.
Gender Issues in Sports
00:44:32
Speaker
Oh, George. Just besides not getting any respect, they're throwing sex toys during the games.
00:44:40
Speaker
Hell yeah. Really? Where? ah She's like, I had beats going shopping. I just go collect some.
00:44:50
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And they're already frozen. Let's go.
00:44:55
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I am i'm frozen. There we go. No,
00:45:02
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no say it, Michael. Go ahead. I've got nothing. I just think that's fucking weird.
00:45:09
Speaker
I mean... They're women playing sports, man. why are you gonna go and throw sex toys at them? It's retarded. Oh, it's women playing? WNBA, the women's. Well, it doesn't matter.
00:45:22
Speaker
Oh, my. Oh, my. Women's rights just went back 100 years. I know. like The WNBA gets a lot of fucking hate. I don't understand why. I don't get it. I'm allowed to say it. Are you trying to shut down the league and make it so our women athletes can't get paid?
00:45:47
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The fact that the WNBA, any women's sports in general, gets shut down, that's why I say it. Because... Because of all the hate. So it's like, whatever.
00:45:59
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Fuck off then. Sports has definitely got is definitely over-masculine. Yeah. It's very over... It's over-saturated with masculinity. Indeed.
00:46:13
Speaker
Like, i was going to suggest, why don't they just disband the WNBA and just mix the regular NBA? No, no, no, no. No, no, no. Hear me? Because... Like, really? like I don't see... well i don't want See, I know. that's Because that right there will would... People... They would just lose their shit. They don't like that. It's weird to me that... With hockey, I like it. Women and men on on on the ice together?
00:46:39
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Yeah, for sure. i tried but not but not But not on but not ah on a basketball court. It depends on the situation. Yeah, I don't think it really matters.
00:46:50
Speaker
But yeah, it's just... this this is Sports is just a weird... Sports is a weird industry in this country. Alright, you're off topic. I am way off topic. What topic were we on? Sex toys. You made your choice, bitch. Whatever. We got these,
00:47:14
Speaker
and just
00:47:18
Speaker
whatever got these bitch
00:47:24
Speaker
I mean, if you think about it, you can almost use anything for a dildo with enough motivation. Anything can be used as a dildo.
00:47:36
Speaker
Oh, my. Exactly. I'm sorry.
00:47:46
Speaker
But all we need is this. i don't even have one.
00:47:51
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What is John McSmith? John McSchmeach.
00:47:57
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Yeah, I don't have anything but jokes tonight. is Yeah. what i expect go to I expected us to have a short night tonight anyways.
00:48:10
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Oh, absolutely. Yeah. yeah like the short ones. Britt, I am from Missouri. Who said that? Oh, I read it out loud.
00:48:22
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Oh, from Missouri. Sorry. I'm just kidding. I've never been to Missouri, but I feel like mountains would be pretty dope out there.
00:48:36
Speaker
I don't think Missouri has mountains. There's the big-ass St. Louis Arch.
00:48:46
Speaker
which i have yet actually burie which I have yet to actually go visit. I heard you can actually take an elevator ride up to the top. Yep. yeah and the up It goes over and then it goes up, then it goes over and it goes up and goes over.
00:49:00
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Yeah, I just want to do the elevator ride. i think How does it go?
00:49:08
Speaker
Ziggy, how high is the the St. Louis Arch? It goes to the top. Oh, fuck you. I need section more.
00:49:19
Speaker
Hey. Apparently it's 640 feet tall. ah that
00:49:25
Speaker
That's it? That's it. Wait, what is it? The gateway, whatever it's called in Missouri is called is like 640 feet high or a sorry yeah Have you guys ever been on the I in England?
00:49:43
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It's
London Eye Experience
00:49:44
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the St. Louis Arch. It's called the Gateway to the West. great Gateway to the West. That's what it's called. yeah Thank you. What's that, Britt? Have you ever been on the lobe the London I in England? No.
00:49:55
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ah um Susan? Have you been to the London I in England?
00:50:02
Speaker
I've seen it, but I've not gone on it. Seen it, not gone on it. Aw, damn it. Well, each pod like carries at least 20-something people. but twenty I don't fucking forget. it's it's like It's just a big old fucking... What are they called? Carousels.
00:50:20
Speaker
Giant Ferris wheel. Ferris wheel, yes. know what you're talking They built it for the World's Fair, whatever year it was. I remember seeing it in movies. It's really freaking cool.
00:50:32
Speaker
And then you get to see a Big Ben right there. be Big Ben, Parliament. they been Hey, Parliament. I just can't seem to get left. The Arch is cool. bed bro but John McSmith. Yeah, the Arch is cool.
00:50:50
Speaker
good Fuck St. Louis. I'm from West mid Missouri.
00:50:58
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Damn, beef. Beef be had. East versus West. the arch The Arc de Triomphe in London is very freaking cool. the Arc de Triomphe is in fucking Paris.
00:51:13
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Oh, yeah. Oh, I went there for a day. That's why. I was in England, and we went to Paris for a day, and I came back. Sorry. Fuck you.
00:51:26
Speaker
Paris is in France, though, not England. It is. I know. He just said that.
00:51:35
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Missouri, I don't know if Missouri still has. It was a brewery back in the day. They might still be open. Boulevard, I think it's Boulevard Brewery. mean, it's Boulevard Wheat Beer that was just fucking phenomenal.
00:51:48
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I think it's Missouri where the ah original Uranus Fudge Factory is. Oh, yeah, see? That's where you just went. fuding Are you here are you there? The best fudge is from Uranus.
00:52:05
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So I've been told. I was going to say that. ble so
00:52:13
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It is. oh You know what? We never brought out Jesus. Oh, your sticker book. was all about it Oh, the Jesus magnet doll. Yes, the Jesus doll.
00:52:26
Speaker
How's Jesus is dressing the today? Yes. yeah the He's on fridge. I think I'm the only one who changes his dress. Show me on this Jesus doll. I to see him. You can't just tease us like that, you fuck.
00:52:40
Speaker
Well, tough titty.
00:52:46
Speaker
Neener, neener, You don't get to see her.
00:52:53
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What is coming up this week? What's going on tomorrow? We're going to talk about the Milgram experiment on yeah chronic contemplations at 10 a.m.
00:53:03
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ah tomorrow night. There's some kind of thing we're doing, I guess. I'm not sure what it is. ah Brittany and I talked about charge of that again ah brady and i talk about doing a show tomorrow.
00:53:18
Speaker
We're probably just going to talk about random No, I had a topic in mind but i Oh, I think we were going to talk about linguistics, actually.
00:53:31
Speaker
Oh, yeah, yeah, linguistics. Yeah, we were going to talk a little about... yeah Yeah, I wanted to talk a little bit more offline how we wanted to aim that, but yeah. I don't know. I don't know anything about linguistics.
00:53:45
Speaker
That is a tricky one for sure. Yeah, what did you hear about tomorrow night? Nothing. You just said if we're going to do something, you should pop in and we're not busy. That was my invitation. I thought to come on in. and i was yeah Okay, that's right. I vaguely remember that now. I'm stoned a lot.
00:54:02
Speaker
It's a strange thing. It happens. People get high. He sends me a text today. What movies do I need or what clips am I getting for Friday? Stoner movies. Oh, which I have mine, by the way, and I'll keep it for later.
00:54:17
Speaker
I need, well... seventy i I need three clips. I need three clips from two you're like three three clips from each one of your movies, so a total of six clips. Just send me the timestamps and a link, and I will download them and cut them, because I need to upload them into the studio.
00:54:36
Speaker
I sent you one, or at least two. I can't just make my own clip? Is there any link to the clip? if you want you can you can if you If you want to make your own clip and upload it into the studio yourself, I'm okay with that.
00:54:49
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That I don't know how to do. yeah Exactly, that's why I'm having him do it. That's why it's easier because how much unless you... How many seconds? No no more than 15 seconds.
00:55:03
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Got it. Oh, damn. Okay. Tease us with Jesus. I like that. Tease us with Jesus. Hashtag.
00:55:16
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Tease us with Jesus. Oh, God. My family would not like that. This one time at church camp.
00:55:26
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the stick a cross up mar and know We're talking movies, right? Our favorite movies. Yes, Friday we're talking favorite stoner movies and then we're going to do mini deep dive into Days Confused.
00:55:40
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Which is on Netflix. Watch on Netflix. Yeah, so let's do our that's do ah studies. You know what I mean. jeny d zero zero five pal three four Oh my god, cookies are being made and I'm fucking pumped about it. It smells so good.
00:56:01
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What kind of cookies?
00:56:04
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A peanut butter chocolate chip. no no i allow i Really good. Like peanut butter... Chips? Peanut butter chips and peanut butter chocolate chips.
00:56:16
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ah Okay, because there's like peanut butter cookies too, like the cookie itself. No, it's regular cookie with peanut butter chips and peanut butter chocolate. No. Peanut butter chips and chocolate chips, got it.
00:56:29
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I think this show has been derailed by the potential of cookie munchies. I'm sorry. You're welcome. We're hitting that hour mark.
00:56:42
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She's awake. She don't get it. Yeah, i don't have any more stories. I'm sorry. i didn't come up prepared. fired. yes
00:56:58
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There's no night. it
00:57:03
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A skin flute. Oh, I think he's talking back about the church camp. Maybe? Maybe. oh skin That sounds hot. Anyways.
00:57:19
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It depends on how you look at it. Looking at it from the perspective edge as Ed Gain are just looking at it as just an an analogy? bring that out Weird you brought up Gain, man. I just watched a six-part documentary about Gain a couple days ago.
00:57:34
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Oh. That's a weirdo. Yeah, man. What a freak. Did he actually kill anybody? Yeah. Okay. i wouldn't I couldn't remember if he killed anybody or he just dug them
00:57:50
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Yeah, he killed them. Several.
00:57:55
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Well. And he's got just getting over and he's getting away with it. Oh, you know what? Sue reminded me. I forgot. I got picked up on the Thursday night pool team. I will not be online tomorrow night, guys.
00:58:09
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I'll be shooting some poo. Oh my gosh, I want to play pool when I come up there. forgot all about it. Yeah, picked up another league night. Are you a pool shark?
00:58:21
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No, I just play.
00:58:25
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I'm a pool human. That's what a pool shark would say. There's pool tables at the hotel I'm staying in. okay That's my home location. That's where the under lo the underground lounge is at.
00:58:38
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It's right downstairs of the hotel. Perfect location. That's right. I'm making bad switches. Let's go. I don't play very well. about five bucks a ball?
00:58:54
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No, I'm not that best. Wait, wait, what did you just say, Michael? I don't play very well, but how about five bucks a ball?
00:59:02
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Ouch. I barely have five bucks.
00:59:10
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Yeah, let's go
00:59:14
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let's go. I'll just turn around on Porter Street. I'll be on the street at the end of the night. Full champ. Left nut side pocket.
00:59:30
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The money shot.
00:59:33
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a
00:59:38
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a money shot
00:59:44
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i had a good time do you keep making that your your bones fall out and i almost died just then good job thanks well it wasn't a good job because i didn't try harder yeah 17 days bitches oh jesus christ you still
01:00:12
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This cookie is really good. Put a fork in it, Brittany. It's done. Yeah. no Close this out. I can't do it.
01:00:22
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I don't mean press the button. lovely Anyway, guys, I want to say thank you for joining us tonight.
01:00:30
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Thank you for joining us, everybody. We're just sitting here chilling. Look at my arm thing. Bye.
01:00:50
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