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Dipthong On My Face N'at
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I forgot what question we answered because I put off editing this episode... I remember talking about Pittsburgheze though so... neat. Anyway, here's our little baby store so far: WHAT COLOR IS THIS SHIRT
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Podcast Setup and Time-Traveling Phone
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Yeah, like this could be the background stuff, you know. Yeah, so the audio is recording. Danny is finishing setting up the video portion. And don't forget, we have to copy and paste it into and server for all of our friends to flood the chat. Of course. Make us seem super popular. oh What's a good name for this one? A good name for this one is... Rhymes with three. you Give your dudes...
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Dude hugs. have Episode 83. three Give your dude dude hugs. Yeah, that's right. Might be called something else on the audio version. But anyway, hi, listeners. We're about to get started with the live stream. But, you know, you guys aren't listening to live stream. You're listening to the recorded stream. This is your last chance to tell us not to go live.
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For me? No, well, for them. Yeah, the listeners that are listening, they're not. uglyly Yeah, they're not saying anything, so I think it's fine. All right. Well, listen, you guys missed your chance. You have to. Yeah, sorry.
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We try. You subscribe to the highest level of our Ko-Fi. You get a phone that lets you dial back in time and you no one has subscribed to the. um four million dollar tier but it's worth the red the red phone number and i have the red phone right next to me you could call yourself up anytime you could call yourself in the past and tell yourself to invent google invent the google and it would be yours you know i always
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i always thought it was weird when people were like oh i wish i could go back in time and invent the cell phone it's like okay cool Like you could bring your cell phone with you, but do you know how a cell phone works? Could you really invent it? Right. Just because you know it exists.
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Right. i mean, we saw Star Trek. They already kind of had something like it. But did you know how to make it? Yeah, exactly. You know, like you have to patent that shit. That's cool and all. I wish I could go back and invent the cell phone. But like, I don't know how a cell phone works. I would just be like, can you make a box?
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that can send sounds to another box. You know, like we have on the walls, but can you do that in my hand instead? That's right, that's right.
Introduction and Show Format
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um Did you start the stream, Daniel?
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I did, we're live, yeah. I don't see it on my side, what the fuck? i don't see it. Every time I refresh the goddamn thing, oh wait, there it goes, hang on a second. Gotta mute myself. There we go, hang on. Good?
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Now we're in there like swim where I just have to host it or everybody can see it. Yeah, one sec. We just got to do the the socials. Very important.
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Yeah. OK, there we go. It's all in there.
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OK, so also I saw that in our server, Dixon posted a question from those questions that maybe we can also answer.
Q&A: Gifts for Men vs. Flowers for Women
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I get to it. Any Hoosier, good morning, good afternoon, and good evening, ladies gentlemen, non-binary folks. That's our Q or T-O-Q for short, where we take your Qs, we turn them into delicious little A's, and we do that by putting the Qs in this beautiful little bowl.
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It's got flowers on it. It's an antique, really. 1940s, if you can believe it. a vintage ladle to so spoon it out to ladle it out into your bowl and if you just let it simmer for good 10-15 minutes in this cast iron bowl it's a cast iron bowl not a skillet imagine that um it's heavy you flex you get your arms bigger and there's a's in there it's like alphabet soup that just goes ah the whole time uh if you don't know what that means it means we take your questions from reddit and from our website and from youtube and we answer them as if only sometimes people give a shit to hear our answers uh and if i haven't said my name already my name is adam and i'm joined here by my buddy danny guarantee say hello to the good people out there danny uh
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See, just like that. Now we're going to make sure we don't have any technical issues. Hopefully. Never. We would never do that on the last episode. So it sounds a bit shitty at the end, but i don't feel like fixing it. So it's just a fix that. Never do anything like that.
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Anyway, so we have a question today that I think is it's on the screen for the people who are watching. And for the listeners, we're about to – what's the word? dictate it dict Dictate Dictate it Yeah, we're about to dictate it. We're about to dictate it.
Hairstyles, Haircuts, and Personal Stories
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Narrate it.
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nice Yeah, we're about to eat it because we're about to eat. Yeah. you know ah Actually, just to add a little spice to the show, – I'm going to need you to read this question in your best Scottish accent.
00:04:50
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Oh, really? Okay, hang on. Yeah, it's... I'm sorry, but ratings were down, heads called me up, and they're like, more Scottish, so... Oh, man. Okay. Yeah. I haven't done all these words before, but we'll see. This qu... Nope, lost it. Nope. This... this... this question... nope.
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I'm Scottish. Man on Reddit. or have This question is from Rambanya17. He asks from the Ask Reddit.
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He says, man on Reddit, what is the best gift equivalent to flowers in ladies? That was really good. but but What is the best gift equivalent to a flower in ladies? It is.
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And now I think what this person means when they say, what is the best gift equivalent to a flower in ladies? They say in ladies as if it's like a shoe size. Like, do you have this in ladies? You know, like, I don't think they I know what they are asking, but I don't think they worded it well.
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But I think what they're asking is like if a woman likes flowers, which all women love flowers. Let's just get it out there. It's look, we wouldn't stereotype you like this if you didn't make it such a cliche. Stop fucking liking flowers. yeah Maybe you just don't like flowers.
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Maybe quit appreciating natural beauty. Disgusting. Just because they smell nice and they're pretty. ah Yeah. Maybe stop giving bees something to fuck. You know? Whatever maybe bees do. Maybe stop stopping and smelling the roses. Yeah. Maybe bees don't want to make more bees in their flowers or however bees are made. Maybe get on that grind set and walk past the flowers. Yeah. Grind sets where all the gay guys hang out. to yeah Get on grind set. G-R-I-N.
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ah Yeah. grinds Grind set on my face. um and I have to write down the word grind set so I can put it into the other title later. think you should put grind set on my face.
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Grind set. Yeah. and Yeah. You know, let's just see if the SEO. I'm sure that will go. If the SEO gets us gets us more views and clicks. ah Okay, Danny. So the obvious question here, the obvious answer I'm just going to put out here because I think you and I both agree. swear to God, it's the answer I'm thinking of.
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The answer, if what can you get for a man that's equivalent to flowers on for ladies? On three? Sure. One, two, three. three wow Food. up yeah Oh,
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I mean, food was going to be my answer after flowers. But like men should also get flowers. Flowers are nice. I wouldn't. mind i aren If i have in my life probably only gotten a flower given to me maybe a one or two times, probably from the same person.
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But it's such a nice thing when it happens like, oh, I get one. Like they just like picked it when we were just on a hike or something. I don't know if I've it's an orange flower. It's your favorite color. And i was like, oh, cool.
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um But yeah, or but like you know no one's ever bought me flowers, but like they've picked like one that they were at. my niece picked a flower for me. That was really cute. um I'm always delighted to get a flower. But like yeah, men like flowers too, damn it. I like pretty things.
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um ah So that's what the obvious answer. in my ear Yes, food was also one I was going to say. But please tell us about food and flowers and what you think men should get. So look, I get it.
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I'm a millennial. I know what it's like. And I know what you're thinking. But Danny. Flowers, you just go out and buy. Food, you need to cook.
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And I say nay. That is not the case. For am just fine with like if you stopped McDonald's on the way home. Yeah. Just like, hey honey, happy anniversary.
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i got you artery clogging goodness. I'd be like. Hell yeah. I'm there. And I love you. finger Here's a flower that you you can also eat if you really wanted to. Like a blooming onion.
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Oh, man. Yeah, you want to get me flowers? Get me a blooming onion. Blaming onion. Blaming onion. ah can Still can't do it. What? The accent. I still can't do it. Australian's hard, if like you're not like a linguist. It is difficult. Someday i'm going get it I'm gonna get it. like I can only maintain it to a very like loose degree.
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I've only just gotten the gnar down. Remember how long that took? Gnar has two syllables in it, but the second one is very subtle. Oh, gnar. It's like gnaroo. It's like gnaroo toe, but you take the toe off.
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Oh, don't take his toes It's like gnaroo. No, no. Practice that. Paint the stars film. ah Food is a universal gift.
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You know who that is? Nope. like welcome Take a wild swing of who that person is. It just jumped into the chat.
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I'll give you a hint on the other side of my wall. Hi, Hitch. and
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I told them that we were about to do want to get on a call. And they were like, oh, okay, have fun. I was like, yeah, we're going to live stream. And they're like, I'm sorry, you wet it? Oh, that just made my day. yaa So Hitch is in the house.
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Food is the universal gift. Yes, actually, they apparently, according to Hitch, the agreement, the agreement I didn't know that we were locked into was apparently I handle the crises and they repay me in food. i see no problem with that at I didn't know that was the contract that we were in.
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ah but apparently I'm crisis manager and they are food maker. Mbeluga has learned. ah very quickly that I will complain a lot less when we go grocery shopping. If we also go to, uh, what's it called?
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McDonald's, not McDonald's, burger better, better than McDonald's. Burgatory. Applebee's. Whoppers. Oh, there's an Applebee's on the way. So we always stop there first.
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So you're not hangry when you go shopping. Well, yeah, cause that's, that's a big thing too. Never, never grocery shop while you're hungry. Yeah. Ever. But also. I'm so satisfied from the food.
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stopped complaining about grocery shopping because, God, I hate grocery shopping.
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Yeah, I think. Yeah, i if I'm going to go, i don't want to do it all at once unless I have someone else with me to like. Help me manage it. Otherwise, if I'm living a alone or if I'm shopping for myself, I'm I want to be in and out of that store in like 15 minutes. I carry just a couple of bags. I fill them up.
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I run to the self checkout. Like have the less less amount of time I can spend there. The least amount of time I can spend in the store, the better. I just shopping for food is not an enjoyable experience for me.
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Which is bad for me because i spend so little time in the grocery store by choice. I don't know it at all.
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If I were to go do grocery shopping on my own, i will be lost forever. I'll never come home. Lost forever? Ever. It'll be like I went out to get cigarettes and milk and I just never came back.
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Why is that? I just get so lost, so overwhelmed.
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I just, I can't do it, man. I need to have Mbeluga there. To be like, okay, this is what we need. This is the aisle it's in. Let's go. Dan, it's right there. Can you use your tall to get it Use your tall? Use your tall to get it. Now, look, I'm not tall.
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right, but Beluga is five two So, like, I'm tall compared to her. What are you, five five You're 5'8"? I'm 5'8". Why do I imagine you much tinier than me?
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i don't know what that says about me. What are you? I'm five seven. You're actually taller than me, technically.
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I don't know why, but I feel like I'm taller than you, and I don't know why that feels that way. I feel I just assume you and hitch were the same height. But I guess that's not true. No, sorry. I mean, besides, I think you and his father, I'm the tallest in their family, which is wild to me. Yeah.
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I'm not used to that. You know, actually, I was 5'8 when I graduated high school. I was fiveev when I went into high school.
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I used to be the tallest kid in like or second tallest kid in my class
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every year. yeah ah And then during high school, it just stopped.
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I grew one inch and that was it. Wow. Yeah, I don't know... du Did you ever that made me think because I don't know where when my height stopped. I feel like by probably 10th grade, I hadn't grown anymore until I started spiking up my hair.
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um Oh, that's why you think you're taller. Yeah. Maybe the hair just makes me feel like I'm taller. ah I remember growing up like I always tracked my height, not by like.
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you know, the the notches on the wall and stuff like that. It was like how close my toes were to the floor when I sat in the backseat of the car. Like ah used to sit like at the edge of the seat to be like, oh, I can kind of almost touch. But then like when you sit all the way back and i'm like, oh, oh, I can't quite kick my knees the same way used to. Yeah, it's like, wait a minute.
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That's how I knew. i was like, oh, I think I'm getting taller. Like something's. So like my brother and I grew up around the same time. So like I could never tell me against him. ah when like, you know, you can it's almost like you will your legs to get longer because you're like I need to touch. the I'm ready to be tall. It's kind of like when you stretch your arm. Yeah. Like
Pittsburgh Slang and Accents
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really get out there. Like I'm doing it. I'm doing it.
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So I'm like I'm like five. I'm on the lighter side of five, eight. You know, the smaller side, the lighter. If you were to like, I've eight. You know, if you were to like cut, cut my weight by more than just an inch, I'm barely.
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I'm not like almost five nine. I'm barely five eight. Did you say cut your weight by an inch? No. Like if you were to. are you saying?
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What do you say? You don't just go right from one inch to the next, right? There's a. You know, wait, wait, hang on. Oh, you're saying that you're closer to five eight than you are. would say I'm less than five eight and a half.
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OK, gotcha. Right. Like I'm on the the lower end of five eight. I see. and if you weren't around, you would round down. Yes. I went to the doctors once and you know all my life they've been, oh yeah, you're like barely 5'8", but you're 5'8".
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And this one time I went to the doctor and they're like, ah it's you know it's kind of hard to tell. It's like floating between high 7 to like 8. And I don't know if they misspoke or whatever or what they were thinking, but they're like, We'll just put five seven. And I just looked at him and I'm like, put five eight. Excuse me. I don't give into all that hype bullshit, but put five eight.
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It would really hurt your feelings to learn that you might be ah an inch shorter. Oh, no. Wow. You'd be terrible. Yeah, I think I'm five eight when my hair is as long as I sometimes grow it out. Right now, it's probably about an inch and a half or so, maybe two inches and some change. mean, if you want to play that game, I'm like.
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5'10". Yeah, your hair is very... Although it's weird to see how quickly it's... Have I not seen you? I know it's been like two weeks since we've weeks, But your hair was real short when I saw you last. Well, usually I have it more to the side. I have it down today.
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Yeah. Because I usually... Oh, no, I usually just comb it before I go on because I'm like, oh, you know, we're on camera now. I should like comb my hair, make myself look like a care at least a little bit about how I look.
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Me too. ah I did not do that today. Ah, OK. Well, you're putting on a headset anyway, and that covers at least like a third of your hair. Yeah. Well, at least when my hair was really long, it worked out well because I was able to push it all back and then put the headset on to hold it.
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Yeah. Listeners, you're missing Danny's hair. You got to watch the VOD to see Danny's hair and to see mine. i Oh, there go my glasses. Danny tried to whip his hair back and forth and he whipped off his glasses.
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He doesn't have his headphones on. Penis, penis, penis, penis. Hang on, I'll make it look a little bit more normal.
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He's really playing with his... Oh, he's really it' slicking it back. Slick back, Danny. Look that. There you go. Is that more what you're used to? That's a way different look for you. You look like you look like the you look like the evil twin of Danny.
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Damn, like I never realized how much of a... like I knew you looked different, but that's a way different look for you. This is closer to what I usually have at that is just kind of that. Now that I've seen you with it just mop top and then just slick back, damn, it's like...
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You're like, yes, I'm in my evil. Honestly, one of the reasons why I like having longer hair. is you could just do so much and change the way you look with it, whereas when I used to have a buzz cut, it's like.
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What do you do? Yeah, that's not working to use. I'm guessing you use stuff in your hair. I use like a pomade. My hair used to be like a flat comb,
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well not not a comb over exactly, but it was like parted.
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Um, and it was just flat for so many years. Um, and then when it would come time to get a haircut, cause it was the cheapest option for my parents to and not have to take us to get our haircut. They would just buzz it almost down to like a one or two. They called it up the teddy bear.
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Um, and just that way they're like, we ain't taking to get a haircut for another two or three months. So we're just, I hated it. I'm surprised they didn't just get clippers if that was the case. Yeah. they didn't Like I have my own hair trimmer cause I used to just buzz my own hair.
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They didn't have the patience. we um i knew somebody who was a hairstylist. Or um I knew a guy and his wife was a hairstylist.
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And we went with them to a baseball game once. And I had just cut my own hair. Did the whole nine yards. And the wife looks at me. I'd only met her once or twice before then. And she goes...
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Well, you know, your hair looks really good. Did you just get a cut? And I said, yes. Left it at that. We're walking into the ballpark and she's behind me and I hear her say, oh wait, who did your lines like the the back of your neck?
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Because they look all uneven and everything. And I turned her out and I'm like, I actually cut my own hair. And she's like, oh, oh, actually, they look great. No, man, that's how you know, like if if it's a friend or I'd be like, well, you Man, fuck I was like, look, I know it looks like crap, but after about a week, the hair is going to grow in and you're not even going to. I don't have that kind of confidence. I've let someone try to cut my hair at home a few times and they were like an amateur and I just started like in the meat of my hair. So I ended having to shave it all off. Oh, I hated it.
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i don't have the guts to do it on my own. Like, I don't know how they do it. i don't know how to. Yeah, I don't know have to do it. Yeah, no, I just had it. It was all just one size. I would take my finger and put it against my hairline in the back of my neck and then just cut.
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to my finger and just hope that yeah, whatever it looked like, whatever. Yeah. It's ah yeah. I don't have that kind of courage to. It took a while because like when I just got my hair cut a few weeks ago, the lady took some liberties with like trying like a new style and where the hair was growing out. So it's a little bit different than it usually is now. Yeah.
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but it ended up being just like, she cut it so that way, like it was even on both sides and it was just hair on the top where usually like they blend it like over to one side. So technically it's like longer on one side.
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I just make a little too triangular thing. And it looked, I had a stylist do like the same thing to me and it looked really good on me. It was like shorter on the sides, a little longer in the middle.
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And she had kind of spiked it, but also had put it back and it looked real good. I get home and I wash the product out. And just the way my my hair naturally falls, it looked like.
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A certain Führer's haircut. Oh, no. And I tried to restyle it myself and it wasn't working. Oh, man. So I ended up taking out the clippers and just shaving everything to the side length. Like, yeah, I don't think I need that haircut.
00:22:15
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No, no, ain't nobody got time for that. And that's shitty that like some fucking. Some shit bag of history ruined a mustache and a hairstyle, you know, that just like we've ever associated with them. Why can't we just call it the Charlie Chaplin?
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Honestly. Right. It would be so much better that way. I'm telling you. um Yeah, I think. I think a haircut is a nice thing to get for a man.
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Oh, a haircut. Yeah, all that to say, haircut is also a nice gift to get for a man. Yeah, a haircut is a nice... I like um jewelry.
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I like necklaces. I like i have like a bajillion wristbands and stuff. My father-in-law just made one of those like survival wristbands. That's not jewelry. That's an accessory.
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Yeah, oh well, I would wear a necklace. Jewelries require jewels.
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Listen to little shit.
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It's not jewelry. I like. i like There's no jewelry. Accessorizing. You know, stuff like that. a necklace would be pretty cool. um Things to throw on my wrist is always fun.
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used to have earrings. Or an earring that I used to wear. surprised you haven't done nose ring. Oh, no. I don't know if I would look good with a nose ring. I have thought about getting eyebrows.
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Really? Yeah. Oh, interesting. You should just do like the little shaved notch in your eyebrow and test it out. you know I thought about that, too. I actually have that a natural one of them. You do. Yeah. There's just no hair that grows like a sword went all the way up, you know, and like kind of that's why I'm like, it's just it's a a scar, I guess.
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Yeah, it's not. It's just bad genetics. Oh. Bad genetics. Sorry, Terry. genetic Dude, it took me. I don't think I really grew a beard until.
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Late 20s. At least you can fucking grow a beard. It's not that I want one. I just I just want to know I can. Well, this is the best I'm going to get, like just a patch on the cheek here grows good. This side grows and then I get pat on the cheek here.
00:24:38
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You have like the white on the on the face. I know. Now I've got the like the doctor. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You got the that and that was real fun to find because this all showed up at once.
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Like, i think because it was covered by brown. So one day I went to go shave my beard and I was like, this is Yeah, just to kind of, for the listeners, if you've never seen Danny, he's got, I don't know what you call it. It's, he's got the full chin strap and like some extra scruff on the chin. and He's got a mustache that looks like it connects to the chin to make an actual goatee.
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I usually cut it just below the mouth. So there is like some space like a few. Yeah. Yeah. just The hair doesn't grow there. Yeah. I have to just cut that. um I'll be 38 in what?
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Two months. And I have never been able to grow a full anything. Have you tried every it? yeah Yes, I have. The sides like the the the face, the sideburn area and all around.
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will like kind of develop something that looks like it could be. But the, like the moment, like anything under my nose starts to grow or on my chin, it just, I always tell everybody it looks like a kid who's trying to grow. Like, yeah, my future my mustache is really growing in, you know, like it's that always it's never, I've tried to shave it multiple. Like if it's going to grow in, I'd rather grow in nice and thick, but like, i I don't know if it just grows in really slowly and I just have to be patient and like,
00:26:08
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let it go for three or four months. But when I've tried just for a couple of months, it just it kind of just reaches a point where it just looks really straggly and like that's what happened with mine is I used to just have the little like the soul patch and go to the soul patch, the bottom of the soul patch, the how we Mandel for for most of my adult life. That's all I had. And it wasn't until the pandemic when I no longer had to go to work.
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and we were working remote or I was furloughed, that I just stopped shaving. And we started doing Role Players Guild. And when we were playing in person and and filming it, somebody saw me and was like, wow, Dan, you actually look really good with a beard.
00:26:57
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And that was all I needed. Never shaved it again. i tell you, I've seen it like so like online celebrities and real life people that I know that just kind of embraced like the look of like well i'm not gonna i can't get a haircut for a long time or like why bother like shaving or doing my hair or whatever it is that you may do that just they found their look they they na otherwise would have never tried if they didn't have to be sheltered in place for as long as they were um
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I think I've mentioned before, but like I'm a big Good Mythical Morning fan and like Rhett and Link totally switched hairstyles like during that time, like Rhett used to spike his hair up. But then like he just kept letting it grow out and out and out. His wife's like, just like you had his wife's like, wow, you actually really kind of like your hair long. And he's like, well, never, never cutting ever again. Except Belug is the opposite. She hates my long hair.
00:27:49
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Really? yeah We actually see we switched. She keeps cutting her hair shorter. And I'm growing mine out. I don't know I've seen her with long hair. I never knew her with long hair, but it used to be just long enough that like she could put it back in a ponytail.
00:28:08
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Now she has kind of that, you know, shaved up here on the side, that punk haircut. Right. Which looks really good on her, but she hates having shoulder length hair. She likes it more up a little bit. yeah Whereas my hair has been getting longer over the years because I'm like, I like being able to do different things with it.
00:28:29
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I like how it looks. I think sometimes um it helps fill out my head a little bit better. Like the shape of my head and everything. i I just like the way it looks better with longer hair.
00:28:43
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And it's just more fun. Man, when you got like really, really short hair, nothing you can do with it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I'm trying to figure out mine a bit because like I think there's I think I've limited myself to some degree, but it's probably better. My parents ate it too.
00:29:00
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I'm thinking I'm thinking about going back to like 1990s boy band frosted tips and spiking it straight Oh, yeah. Go to Flavor Town.
00:29:12
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I'm thinking about it. I think I might just like grow my hair out again. Like I just got to cut a few weeks ago. I'd let it grow a little bit longer. And then i Adam and I have agreed. that if TOQ can reach 100,000 subscribers on YouTube, yeah we will both go babyface. We will shave everything, everything.
00:29:37
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Everything? Full bear head. Yep. um I want to get a tattoo. If I ever wanted to get a tattoo, I want to do it for entertainment purposes.
00:29:47
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um have two I'm going to get soon. I've always thought like if I'm ever going to get one, it would be as a prize for like reaching a milestone or something. And I would get it done on camera or at least live stream for people to watch me get it done.
00:30:04
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what are you going to get any ideas what you would get? No, I feel like I would let people help me decide, you know, if it's like a community. Thing. thing um Like I had an idea. it almost happened for a previous live stream that we did when I launched the cares a lot ah network.
00:30:24
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And that was something I was going to do. But then like a different prize got put in place or something. But I was going to get one that was looked like an I have ah an image of it. It's like ah it looks like an atom. I got like an ion of source, but it has like dice where like the molecules. That's pretty cool.
00:30:40
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I'm not doing something like that, but like. I don't know. i if i would want people to kind of not necessarily pick it, but influence it in a way. Like ultimately it's my body. So want to make sure that someone's not just like, you know, get sword, you know, like, ah you know, I'd want it to be something that like, I think conceptually if someone could draw and I'm like, what do you think of this? Then I would do it. But like, I'm not crazy about tattoos, but if I were ever were to get one, it would be as a prize for something. Cause like, I've never done it. I've never,
00:31:10
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I considered it a long, long time ago after some people passed. But I was like, but I feel like that's how a lot of people start getting tattoos and they get kind of addicted to doing that. um Like my sister was real bad at that shit. We're like, all of a sudden it's like, hey, hey Adam, can I borrow some money? I got to get diapers. And then I'm like, then I see she's got like the plastic on her a forearm. And I'm like, what's that?
00:31:34
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What new tattoo? What diaper is that? Right. Yeah. Like how many diapers was that worth? yeah I always had two rules when it came to getting a tattoo. Well, three, but I've since shortened it.
00:31:48
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ah The tattoo always, it has to mean something important to me. I don't want to get a tattoo of just like, you know, you see like, oh, it's Marge Simpson with her dress up or whatever the hell.
00:32:00
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Like it has to be something actually important to me. I used to have the rule that I wanted to draw it myself. And I would never get a tattoo with someone else's name or someone else, you know, based on someone else or matching someone else.
00:32:18
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um I am breaking the last rule and the second rule, but they all mean something. But Mbeluga and I are getting matching tattoos for our 10 year anniversary.
00:32:32
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But I figure that's a good enough reason, right? What are you going to get? We are either going to do her favorite animal, the phoenix, and mine is the snow owl.
00:32:47
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So we might get the snow owl. So we're we're thinking maybe something with the two of them and then playing with the fire and ice motif as well. But we were recently talking about maybe doing like a Cardinal and a Blue Jay because she really likes them and I like Blue Jays.
00:33:04
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My favorite color is blue. Hers is red. I'm I like the cold better. She likes the heat better. My favorite like fantasy element is ice. Hers is fire.
00:33:17
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So we're trying to like play with a song on there then. Get some lyrics. We could do that. I might just get all the words to that song on my back. yeah Yeah, yeah. I think that really helps out.
00:33:28
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And then I was I'm thinking of getting the Bridge Four tattoo from Stormlight Archives. If you know, you know. I don't know what any of that is. Well, you should read.
00:33:39
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I would love to, but I have a hard time with it. They're really good. There's audio books of them, too. What'd you say? There's audio versions too. My friend is listening to, he said they're really good.
00:33:53
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What if it's on Libby? I don't want to pay for books on the internet. I have no idea. I'm overpaying for digital things that I'll never own. I'm rereading them for the second time. It's a five book series.
00:34:05
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They're ginormous. Every book is ginormous. And the author just came out and said that that the fifth book is the ending of part one of the series. Hmm.
00:34:17
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I've got a long way to go. Well, that sounds it's like a neat thing for you, and I hope that you do it. Thank you. I just learned that there's a whole like giant series for that dungeon crawler Carl. ah Look, I didn't you know. know It's so weird.
00:34:39
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A friend of ours got me that book when they came to visit. I had never heard of it, but they said, hey, Dan, you're going to love this series. It's really good. Gaming Dungeon car Crawler Carl.
00:34:52
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And then suddenly, like, I'll be watching YouTube and and whoever, whatever I'm watching, they're like, yeah, it's like this really great book. I'm in the middle of Dungeon Crawler Carl. I'm like, it's showing up. It's almost like the word of the day. It's showing up everywhere now. And then you talked about it.
00:35:09
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I got read it, man. I got to read it. A coworker recommended it. I originally tried to find the audio book, but Libby doesn't have an English version of it yet. There's a fucking French version on there, but at least like the libraries I'm connected to doesn't have.
00:35:23
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an audio version. And they said the production of it is really, really good. They said, if you can get ahold of the audio book, like that's a really great experience. But I bought the physical copy just to support the author because like, you know, it's really big and, but I didn't know there were like six of them out already and there's still more that are coming. had no idea about that.
00:35:42
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Yeah. I don't remember the full concept, so I might be wrong here, but I think it's like some alien race, uh, like killed a lot of humanity and then took like whatever's left and put them in like some sort of like live TV, live streamed dungeon crisis thing they have to deal with or something. I could be wrong, but I think that's the premise. It's something they they essentially are making entertainment out of humans that are left to, you know. Isn't there a movie like that?
00:36:10
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Not um obviously the Hunger Games, but not that. Where like a guy got arrested and put into like a death gauntlet
00:36:21
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There was one that Stone Cold Steve Austin was in where they all got sent to an island and they had to they all had bombs on their right. There was that. Yeah. I know about that one. There was another one where they were like in wipeout, but it was like actually deadly and spikes are coming out of the floor and everything. I don't know. I don't know. hal though Most extreme elimination challenge.
00:36:43
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Is that it? Maybe that's just hilarious. Watch it. It's way better than Wipeout, by the way. Watch watch MXC. Wipeout's fine, but MXC is good.
00:36:54
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I've never seen that one, though. Those Extreme Elimination Challenge is so much funnier and so much better. um they have like these two dudes who dub over with bunch of people who dub over this Japanese game show where they just do these crazy like wipe out pretty much model itself after some of what like MXC was doing.
00:37:12
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okay It got so big, in fact, that probably like 15 years ago and now, maybe longer. Tony Hawk and some other like pro athlete, skater, skateboarder something or other built their own teams and they had an American version of it where they ran those obstacles. And even the guys who hosted the Japanese version came over so they could dub over them again.
00:37:34
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It's so funny. And Tony Hawk ended up doing really well. He didn't beef it at all, which is crazy. Yeah. yeah i mean, the dude's got to have like ungodly balance at this point.
00:37:44
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Yeah, I was very impressed at it, but motion stream elimination challenge. I'm sure you can find it and to be your fucking whatever else, like little Pluto or something.
00:37:55
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A lot of. A lot of good ones there. um and We just finished watching the pit. That shows bangin. I've heard it's good. oh i'm my God.
00:38:07
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it was, heard much like scrubs. It's mo, it's a lot more based in reality than a lot of other, like, um, Beluga was telling me before they, they shot the show, all of the stars had to go to an actual yeah ER to just watch and shadow and see what it's really like, because yeah, it's supposed to be based much more in a realistic way of, uh, that kind of emergency situation room and everything. It was, uh,
00:38:35
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insanity. It was very good. I know Scrubs had like a real doctor consult that they called real because JD was named after that guy. And they'd call him up and be like, hey, like, is this right? Is this good? So, yeah, i I thought Pitt was the same. You know, that's based on Pittsburgh, right? Like here. and Yeah, it's in Pittsburgh. Well, I think.
00:38:57
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Beluga and I were in the second season, like halfway through the second season and one in one episode, I'm just like, Oh my God, it's called Pit because they call it the Pit, but they're in Pittsburgh. And she just looks at me like, yeah, duh.
00:39:14
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Yep. Are there any Yinzers on that show? The hell's a Yinzer? and Am I going to get in trouble for saying that? No. No. A Yinzer is like Pittsburgh.
00:39:28
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A Yinzer is a slang term that people call themselves when they live in Pittsburgh.
00:39:35
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downtown Pittsburgh or what they call Dan Tan, where like they essentially like think like how Boston has that real thick accent or like Brooklyn have their accent. pits there is There's a certain flavor of Pittsburghers who have this like he is getting that down later.
00:39:52
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Like, it's just like this real gross ass fucking stupid, but yins is the word. Yins is their version of y'all. And so, no, I've never, all right, wait a minute. Yeah. Don't say what are yins up to? You know, never heard of any of this. like Or when they say downtown, it's like, there's like a whole litany of words. They say downtown. Like that's how they talk. Okay.
00:40:15
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I have never heard of this. And it's not in jest. It's how they talk. And it's like, it sounds so character to me that like, this has to be fake. But that's how people talk. Oh, my God. that' So they call themselves Yinzers.
00:40:28
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Not everybody who is a Yinzer has the Yinzer accent, but they call themselves a Yinzer because like they might say Yinz. Like they picked up some of the lingo, but not the accent. But a lot of it is also the the vocabulary. Like Jagoff. Yeah.
00:40:42
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You've probably heard Jagoff like that. heard Jagoff. Yeah, that's like J-A-G-O-F-F Jagoff. Like that's like a Pittsburgh thing. um No, I've never heard of Yinzers.
00:40:53
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That's crazy. That feels so wrong to say. that i Yeah, it's spelled Y-I-N-Z. Yinz is what they say. Actually, what what are Yinz doing?
00:41:04
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That reminds me. I guess this episode is just going to be story time, I guess, as they all are. I've been looking at different voice acting jobs, and today I saw one that made me second guess myself a little bit.
00:41:22
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So I'm very much of a mind of my job is not to create the character. My job is to bring your vision to life.
00:41:35
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hmm. So because of that, i'm you give me what's on the paper, I'm going to read it the way you want me to read it. And, you know, if the most I'll do is replace, like, it is with its, depending on the character. And even that's, like, a stretch for me sometimes.
00:41:55
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And I always told myself, like, I don't really have any barriers to that, right? Like, ah I've read erotica stuff. before I've read normal character stuff before.
00:42:09
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Well, this time, I'm looking at different jobs, and this one goes, I need somebody who can do a southern accent. I can do a halfway passable southern accent. Whatever, you know.
00:42:21
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It's the big bad of the story. I like playing the villain. That's really cool. He is a ginormous racist and will be using all of the racist terms. Oh, no. And I'm just like, did I...
00:42:34
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Did I just find that barrier? Did I find my wall? Because I'm like, I know it's the character. And obviously. And even even the person posting the job was like, look, this is not my view, but it is supposed to be a heavy hitting thing.
00:42:49
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Kind of like. um Django Unchained would not have been what it is if they didn't use certain words. He's like, I want it to be heavy hitting.
00:43:00
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I myself am black. And like he's like, I want it to be heavy hitting, and I can't do that unless this character is real to life and says the the actual hateful things. Sure.
00:43:12
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And I'm like, I don't think I could do it. I really don't. I'm like, I would need a shower after every scene. Yeah, I feel like you would find yourself like...
00:43:25
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pausing or hiccuping like in the middle wood of line i would absolutely i'd i would like stumble a bit and yeah yeah that'd be that would be difficult especially because like my one big critique with all these people that get caught saying things they shouldn't say and they're like oh it was just a one-time slip-up like bullshit you don't slip up because you said the word for the first time ever You slipped up because you use that in your regular vocabulary and you didn't catch yourself.
00:43:58
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It's out of the ordinary for you not to use it, which is why you slipped up. Right. I never say it. I never want to say it. And I never slip up and say it.
00:44:09
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And I'm like, oh, do I really want to even like introduce it into my vocabulary like that? I think I think that's just going to pass. That's that is a hard line, I think. Yeah, tough that's tough. I think I think I mean, there's definitely credence to it, like if you're doing it in ah in a manner of a role. But yeah, that would be hard to.
00:44:29
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i don't think I want to hear those words in my voice. Yeah, i was going say it would be tough to hear. To hear it back if you heard the production and you're like, ah.
00:44:40
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man I mean, I hate myself more beyond the character. i hate i wouldn't even cause i did I wouldn't want to credit it either. I'd be like, you know what? Just leave my. Yeah, I don't need the world to know. I'm the guy that said all of that stuff. And you'd run for Congress and they'd like, oh, I guarantee you. guarantee you come him sit down.
00:44:59
Speaker
Yeah, they're like, oh, yeah, it's right here. Clearly he's all right. um Yeah, that would be that would be tough. That'd be tough. um I don't know, man. I don't think I could do it.
00:45:12
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Yeah, that's hard. you want me to a palate cleanser? I could read you some other Pittsburghese words. Oh, yes, please. I do remember some. Have you ever used the term gum band?
00:45:25
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I've never heard of gum band for everybody who's listening. I live in New Jersey. I'm far ish, but not terribly far from Pittsburgh. So it is a little crazy. I've never heard most of these.
00:45:38
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Yeah, so gum band is one that I hate, but it's what people call rubber bands around like, Yinzers call rubber bands. is And again, I say Yinzers as a broad term. It's not everybody who has the thick accent, but some of them have adopted Yinzer words.
00:45:52
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And so people who don't have the strong accent will still say these words like gum band, meaning ah rubber band. Yeah. have you you've probably heard of crick right like a crick in your neck no like a like like a crick or going down to the crick yeah like a small stream like yeah like a creek yeah yeah dawson's crick yeah gonna go to dawson's crick yeah that one took a long time for me to get out of to say crick really i like cause that's how it's all i knew growing up like that was when you grew up in the woods that was what you called it so
00:46:26
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but crick, it was always just, oh, we're going down to the crick. even It wasn't until like when I really saw the word written as a boy and I was like, why is that crick? Yeah. That can't be, that can't be crick. That's not right. That's not what that is. No.
00:46:41
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Um, Let's see. What's another one? um Stillers. So like most people who live like in the heart of Pittsburgh, it's not the Pittsburgh Steelers, the football team. um It's the Steelers, like Ben Stiller.
00:46:53
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Like that's how they say it. don't like that one. They're like, ah, the Steelers are playing. you know, it's ah always Steelers. Ah, yeah, the Steelers are playing. You want to go down by the creek and watch? Yeah, honestly, yeah.
00:47:06
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Like your jag or your jag off is real big. Have you heard slippy? That one's a big one. That's that character in, in Star Fox. Yeah. Slippy. Almost no one puts the extra syllable in around Pittsburgh. It's, it's slippy outside. It's not slippery.
00:47:21
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It's slippy outside. the probably one of the biggest ones is Nebby. Have you heard of Nebby? I don't know what a Nebby is like a nebulizer. No. Nebby is a, I guess technically as an adjective,
00:47:33
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Or is it an adverb? No, it's an it's it's an adjective. When you're being Nebby, it means you're being nosy. Like if someone's like just like floating around your conversation, like, hey, you need something? Like, no, just be a Nebby. Just be a Nebby Nancy. Yeah, it literally just means like they're just just just being nosy, ah which why they don't say nosy. I don't know. But if they say, oh, man, or just Nebbing.
00:47:55
Speaker
You know, it just means you're poking your nose. That sounds so wrong. Yeah, Nebby. A lot of it does sound... Warsh is one that took me a while to get rid of, if I'm being honest.
00:48:06
Speaker
Warsh or whoosh, meaning like your wash, like a wash rag. Oh, God, like wash rag. Yeah, like a wash. like wash pod Warsh took me a long time, like because everyone around me growing up said Warsh.
00:48:19
Speaker
um ah So Warsh was really difficult to. um Or Arn, a lot of people who they don't say iron, they say Arn, A-R-N. Like we we have Iron City beer out here and they call it Arn City beer. Have you seen the um the thing about ah Aaron earned an iron urn?
00:48:41
Speaker
No. had to see if I could find it. But was it Detroit? I don't remember where it even is from, but it's, you know.
00:48:56
Speaker
It's making fun of some accents. because all those words will sound the same. And the guy looks at it he's like, iron, iron. Is that what we sound like?
00:49:08
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I, Aaron earned an iron earn. And all his friends are like, what the hell are you doing? He's like, say this. Iron, iron. It just sounds like someone's making a sound of bed mix. I have to, I have to see if I can find it. It's so good. Yeah.
00:49:26
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Um, Yeah. Like, but that's the thing. There's like some people are aware of like it, but other people just they they don't know until they hear it from someone else or they hear someone who doesn't have it say it. And they're like, why do you sound weird?
00:49:39
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yeah like They're like, no, no, sir. You sound weird. And I'm just I had a friend I grew up with in high school and he did such a good job pretending to have a Yinzer accent.
00:49:53
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But then he started working like closer to the city at like ah what was ah a door like a garage door repair and an installation company. And then one like when I started hanging out with him, again, it wasn't as thick as someone who'd been there their whole lives.
00:50:09
Speaker
But words he used to pretend to say for to be funny were words he said. And it's just crazy to see somebody pick up that accent. became that which he hated most.
00:50:20
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Yeah. The biggest one was, this is the one that a lot yinzers are proud of, and I don't know why, but Inat. So it's N-A-P-O-T-A-T, Inat.
00:50:31
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It just means like, isn't it? No, it's supposed to be like, in like um I'm going to go downtown and ah pick up some apples and that. Oh, and that. Right. it just means like other stuff.
00:50:44
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Oh, Yeah. and i go It's just like fucking. And will there's so much like merchandise around the city that they love that so much. Like, I think I saw one that said live, laugh, love and that. but but but i actually, I really like that. It's like, but they're just so proud of this garbage slang. They fucking have.
00:51:12
Speaker
Like, but a gnat is always like going downtown to gnat, you know, just like, just means and other stuff. We, um I had to break my parents out of saying kha.
00:51:24
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Kha. They were very Jersey City when they were growing up. So when I was young, it was always, yeah Especially if they got angry at me. All right, Dan, get in the car.
00:51:35
Speaker
Oh, no. As a little kid, I'm like, there's an R at the end of it. It's car. Like not realizing I'm being an absolute douche to my parents. I'm just like genuinely like, you guys don't know how to say you're not saying it right. it has an R at the end.
00:51:52
Speaker
Yeah, I get it, though. I mean, like... you I think I said it on the show, but like sometimes like just what you grew up around, like once you start seeing it elsewhere, you're like, oh, well, this isn't right. Like what's going on? Like like one of them that I took a while to not understand, like similarly, like people who say Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, but they don't put the A at the end, like in the ending part of it.
00:52:19
Speaker
So it's Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday. Oh, I don't know. You've never heard that? Where I grew up was always like, oh, I'll be out Tuesday or Wednesday Thursday. I've never heard that one. Yeah. like And I was just like, like am I crazy? like I'm looking at the calendar. I'm like, there's an A in there. like why is they so Why do they say it like that?
00:52:36
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And like I used to catch so much shit from being like, why do you guys talk so funny? like It's Monday. Actually, one I've noticed with you is you add an R to the word forward. That's really weird. Yeah. Yeah. And you, yeah you have like this R in there for some reason, with more work like F O W A R D. You have like this other R in there.
00:52:57
Speaker
I, you know how much restraint I had to show when I first started recording with your wife, when we played monster of the week and she I'll give a plus one forward to this player. i'm just like, I don't want to make fun of you. That's how you talk. I'm not going to make fun of you. That's how you talk.
00:53:14
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Like, I couldn't. hey I don't see the problem. You gotta to go forward to go back. Yeah, i always... Get in the car. Funny enough, when you said, ah car has an R in it, I'm like, so does forward.
00:53:30
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You're right. Car and forward both have an R in it. There's an R at the end of forward. There's an R in the forward as well.
00:53:42
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did did you Daniel, daniel daniel what did there's a spoon, there's a knife, and then there's a a fork. Right.
00:53:54
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Uh-huh. It's not a folk. it's No, it's not a folk. You're right. It's a folk. I don't. what's your What's your point? What's wrong? All Take the word fork and then put a ward at the end of it. Just put the in Forkward. Forkward. Forkward. Then that's real good.
00:54:14
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And then you want me get rid of the K, right? um Or just subtly retract it. Forkward. Forkward. Forkward.
00:54:24
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yeah You did. I can teach you. Forward. Forward. Forward. You got to go forward. It's my favorite. Like I said, going mad up with gos I don't even pronounce the T in my own last name. So like like some things are just weird. You just grow up with it and it feels weird to say. Well, I used I think I said this on the show before, but I used to get made fun of for how I said leg and egg.
00:54:52
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What do you say? leg i I used to add a yeah, I used to say leg and egg. Mm hmm. And every time I did it in high school, my friends would be like, Dan, there's not an A in those words. It's E. You don't hurt your leg. You hurt your leg.
00:55:06
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I've heard leg before, like in certain accents. But egg was always like, yeah, it was always just eggs. But leg, I've heard. I don't know. And then I watched myself. i made sure not to say it with the A. And then eventually.
00:55:18
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My brain just switched and now I say leg and egg. I had to train really hard. not I think I've already told this, but we talk about so many things. I can never remember if I said these. I know it's all just a blur. But like growing up, I've definitely said it's on show, but we were told like the word behave.
00:55:37
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I thought it was like two different things. So it wasn't like, are you kids behaving? It was like, are you being Hav? So like, oh, I would exist as Hav. Are you being ha being of the Have? like Are you Have right now? Are you being Have? you Have right now? Sounds real bad. Dude, like that's like – brah, you Have-ing?
00:55:59
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Dude, it took such a long time to get that out because we were like, yeah, we're being Have. Um, but like, it was like, no, we're behaving, but that's even on occasion now when I'm talking to my nieces and nephews, it just, ah it almost comes out cause it's just such a natural, but again, yeah I didn't know any better. That's how everybody around me talked. So that's what I thought it was.
00:56:21
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And then I'm reading, I'm like, that's not what that is. Here's the real question for you. Cause you were kind of floating around in the middle when you say it, is it behave or behave? It depends on the on what the sentence, the words before and after are.
00:56:36
Speaker
OK, because I'm pretty sure if I were to just say right now, it would be behave. Yeah, I think I think, yeah, like, are you guys behaving? It'd be that. But if If I said it earlier, like, like, you better behave, you know.
00:56:52
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I guess it depends where you're putting that emphasis. Right. Like, I think it depends on like what the sentence You better behave. Like, yeah. Right. Because my brain goes, you're being have. You better behave. You know? But like, if we're just like, are you guys behaving? Like, I wouldn't say, are you guys behaving? Yeah. Always behaving. You know? like Oh, did you did you ever get when you were a kid and you asked, can I go to the bathroom? And they were like, I don't know. Can you?
00:57:18
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Oh, all the time. as a kid as a kid my brain just never put together like oh that means they want me dip to say may to do it right versus like may i request they'd be like i don't know can you and i'm like i don't know can i hey look yeah like i'm asking to just do it right there yeah we got that a few times yeah that we always had student teachers that's where that was their joke was like oh well can you Um, yeah, that was behave.
00:57:48
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You know, something I was thinking about ah when I'm narrating books is. The word the. I pronounce it the or the depending on what comes right after it.
00:58:00
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Yes, it's the if it's followed by a vowel. Like or a vowel sound. The apple. That's like an actual thing. Yeah. The apple. It depends. Like, yeah, some vowel sounds like it don't feel so weird. It's the same as an A. Yeah. I've been listening to like some...
00:58:19
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early recordings of the most recent links. Woo book. I did ah just to be like, ah could I, could I catch my own things? And I noticed then I'm like, Oh, sometimes I say the, if it's like the anthem, not the anthem, it's hard to make like two of like throat vowel sounds. I know there's a technical term for that back to back, like the anthem. But like but that's an actual English language.
00:58:44
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Yeah. As they're supposed to use the, if it's a consonant sound after, Or the if it's a vowel sound after the same as a and an. The tambourine. The.
00:58:55
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Yeah, you would like the tambourine. The banana. The banana. The banana. If you say the banana, you make it sound like it is the best. It's the banana. The banana. I think some consonants it works but like some flow better but then you go to the opposite if you say the apple you sound like don't what saying the apple doesn't feel weird to me but like if it was like the orange even doesn't sound too weird like hand me the orange see does to me I would say the orange I think if I started the sentence with like the orange the one that's weird is when it's a Y because then it's like the yam
00:59:40
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The yam, the yam, the yam, the yam. Because it's it's a ye sound first. So it's a consonant sound. But then if it's more of an e kind of sound.
00:59:52
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Yeah, I don't know what a diphthong is, but I bet you it's one of those terms where like depending on what your tongue and your cheeks are doing, they make different vowel sounds. Because I know diphthong is one of the things like, oh, that's a diphthong. I'm like, I know that word. I don't know that word at all.
01:00:08
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I don't remember what it means, but that is one of the terms that like linguists or speech pathologists will use to describe what your mouth is doing. A diphthong is a gliding vowel sound formed by the combination of two adjacent vowel sounds with a single syllable when the tongue moves from one position to another.
01:00:28
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It begins as one vowel sound and transitions to another, unlike a monophthong pure vowel that maintains its taste state. um Yeah, I don't. Sorry, man, but.
01:00:41
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Diphthong tongues and everything. Come on. Well, yeah, it's not me, right? Means two sounds. Diphthong means two sounds like ice. OK, because you're going ice.
01:00:56
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Light. I don't get house. House. House. don't get House. House. oh sound o Yeah, don't get how that sounds like we're learning how to sleep. We're learning our time. House. Town.
01:01:15
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Out. Yeah, I don't know if I understand what that means, though. Like I'm reading one is like day. It's a lot easier to do it with that second line. The ice light my. Say it slow.
01:01:26
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Ice. Because you go from i to E. Ice. Ice. Ice. Light. You go from to I can kind of hear what you're saying. Yeah.
01:01:41
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My. Boy. Boy. Yeah, like, boy is actually, like, doing that. Coin. Like, no, coin makes sense. Coin. Coin. That one, that one I can hear.
01:01:54
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Boat. I don't see how boat is part of that. Boat. Boat. Boat. Very nice. Boat. Boat.
01:02:08
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My wife. but but
01:02:15
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It's so stupid. That man broke that phrase for me. I just can't. So good.
01:02:22
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ah so good Oh, man. So yeah if your mouth makes if it forms like vowel sounds together, but they're like two different vowel sounds, boy. well Oh, that reminds me because I don't I don't think I told you this, but um I have an umbeluga quote without context oh for you.
01:02:45
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um You have to lick the rim. Otherwise, it leaks. Is it what you talk about ice cream? Yes. Nice.
01:02:57
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One time we went out for ice cream and I always ate milkshakes. I never got ice cream on cone. So she had to teach you how to eat an ice cream cone? She tried. Bless her. She tried. My entire arm was covered in chocolate.
01:03:10
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You're like a fucking kid who like always looks up here and just like just running down his fucking arm. Well, I did what she said. I looked around the side, around the rim, and she's like, yeah, you're doing really well. And then we started walking home, and she turned around and my whole arm was drenched. And I'm like, I don't think it's working!
01:03:28
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Well, first of all, you're supposed to get a napkin to hold the the cone. i had a napkin. It was drenched in ice cream. How? Well, I will say, depending on how how much ice cream you get, like I'll always get a small because a small gives you plenty in an ice cream cone because like they have to pack the cone too. um If you get a really big one, then like it's yourre con it's it's it's a job. For minutes, that is your job.
01:03:52
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Like you can't hold it for too long. You're constantly, you have to stay on it. Like you almost have to dig a trench underneath it to make it like a Christmas tree. That's your thing.
01:04:05
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Lick it like you're trying to make it look like a Christmas tree, how it's like thin underneath and then like the branches come out. then doesn't it just fall over? it's ice cream. it's It's ice cream. It's all compacted. It's all, you know.
01:04:17
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I tried, man. I i tried. i did the best I could. I did all I could. but you got I mean, she's not wrong. You have to lick the rim. Yeah. ah Like, yeah. but you like me Otherwise it leaks. For me, my tongue is a shovel and I'm digging a ditch all the way through the middle parts that like by the rim that way, like it's not constantly fucking leaking out all over my hands.
01:04:37
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but it's a constant i'm go to never get a kid I'll never get a kid under a 12 years old ice cream an ice cream cone because they just can't. They just cannot fucking do it. Some kids can't do it when they're 12. Some can't do it when they're 34.
01:04:50
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Yeah. But kids, it's like i just it's always a mistake. I'm like, you are not getting ice cream in my car. No fucking way. I'll stick to my milkshakes. They're nice. They're clean. It's easy. It's already pre-melted.
01:05:02
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reason you didn't have a milkshake that day too is because they were out of milk. Oh, that's right. What happened? I heard Beluga said the reason I didn't get a milkshake that day was because they were out of milk. So I had to get a cone. They were out of milk. And it very poorly.
01:05:17
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I didn't think i needed to teach you how to do it. She didn't think she needed to teach me how to do it. And she's just standing there laughing at You to lick the ram. be fair, it was one of the few times she looked at me and genuinely it was like, you're adorable.
01:05:31
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Because you're just like a child trying to eat. I was like a child. I was like, what? I was losing my shit. like, what do you mean? How else am I supposed to do this? I'm telling you, man, you got to you got to lick a crater underneath it.
01:05:44
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You have to go. You have to lick a crater underneath it. Your mouth has to act like a shovel. Those are two more. Two more ah things that we've got now. Yeah. Turn your tongue into like a hoe.
01:05:56
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Turn your tongue into hoe. Yeah, you gotta buy the flowers in the girl. Right. You have to be the hoe. You have to look around the rim and it would keep it inside.
01:06:10
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Right, look around the rim to keep it inside. Well, that's what I'm saying. Well, that's what he's agreeing. He's saying yeah but you have to make it a Christmas tree by using your mouth like a shovel. But you lit you lick further in to like... I'll usually do that once when I'm like, the rim is secure, and then I'll... do that Do want to come in here and discuss ice cream eating things?
01:06:32
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Do you want to come in here and discuss run jobs? It's not episode 100 yet. She's not allowed. It's not 100. This is 83. Early on 83. Sorry, this episode 80, Hug Your Boys Your Boys or something. Yeah.
01:06:47
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Oh, I didn't realize what the title was.
01:06:51
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Okay. Sorry. Making sure she's OK. She's fine if she's talking to you about ice cream. Yeah, I've decided that now. So Beluga had a ah endoscopy today and yeah she was very out of it and very hungry, but also couldn't eat.
01:07:11
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Oh, that sucks. Did she have to do the drinky thing where had to drink that? ah Jello stuff. I don't know. Once they called her back, I went home. No, no, I mean like leading up to it. Cause I don't know. Some of those you have to just drink the same like gel for like 24 hours. She can't, she couldn't do that.
01:07:33
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Yeah. She's so like sensitive to taste and texture. She couldn't do that. Yeah. That's the only meal you're allowed to have is is that she did get very unfortunate that her appointment was at like one 45.
01:07:47
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So she was not able to eat. like at all today. And now she's finally home. She could eat, but like she's all messed up in her stomach from the endoscopy and the anesthesia. So.
01:08:02
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I'm so happy when like the time slot that I got for my septum surgery, because they told me the same thing. They're like, don't eat for like 12 hours. And I slept for most of those hours. And my point was like 5 a.m.
01:08:14
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I didn't have to go that long, which was so fucking nice. helpful Oh, i was so happy. I was like, oh, really? Shit, it's still dark outside I'm
New Jersey Culture and Food Terminology
01:08:22
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coming to my appointment? That's great. That's fucking killer. Thank you.
01:08:25
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Beluga slept till like noon. She was like, I'm going to stay up as late as I can. yeah i can eat up until midnight. going to eat at midnight and then stay up as late as I can so I can sleep in as late as possible. Yep.
01:08:37
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Yep. I'm like, that is a good idea. Take couple melatonin or some shit and knock yourself out first. She couldn't even do that. I'm allowed to do that. Well, hit me with something. Yeah, right. Force trauma so I can go to sleep.
01:08:50
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bluff I decided to change the episode title to dip thong on my face in that.
01:09:01
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I feel pretty good about it. I'm pretty happy with what I've come up with. All right. Actually, I got one for you. Do you know what we New Jerseyans call a pizza? You call it a pie.
01:09:12
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We do. We call a pie. Yeah. When we order pizzas, we say, can I get a large pie? Yeah. And they know what we're talking about. I was honestly guessing because I've heard New Yorkers say that. So I was wondering if that was also an adjacent thing that I believe started in Jersey and then it kind of migrated to New York.
01:09:30
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yeah it's say Oh, I'm eating the pi I actually was. Much older than I would admit when I found out that they don't call it that everywhere. And I called a place in a different state.
01:09:42
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And I said, yeah, I'd like to order a large pie. And they're like, we don't have pies. That's a little weird. I think if I called any of our pizza shops around here and said, hey, can I get a large pepperoni pie? They would know exactly like but it wasn't around the northeast.
01:09:56
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Yeah, I was gonna say like but if you're somewhere else, to shf like what the fuck else would i be asking for? I think this was more southern than that. Come on, i don't remember exactly where that was, but yeah, I ordered a pie and they're just like, we don't have that. i'm like, fuck, pizza, please.
01:10:12
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Or Taylor ham. Do you guys call Taylor hammer pork roll? What's the first thing you're saying? Taylor ham. Like Taylor Swift, but ham?
01:10:22
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Yeah. Or pork roll. What's Taylor ham? It's a pork roll. You know what the pork roll is? Like a like like an empanade. Yeah, like the flat.
01:10:38
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Like the flat half one. It's like a quesadilla. You'd make a pork roll sandwich. It's a breakfast sandwich. Are you talking like a. Like a calzone, but with pork?
01:10:49
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No. It's not actually a roll. Like you'd put it on like a breakfast roll, like a like a sandwich roll. Look up pork roll.
01:11:01
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If look up pork roll, going to get porn. was the other thing? said You're not going to porn. Or look up Taylor Ham. Yeah, Taylor Ham. That one you might get porn. No, I see Taylor Ham I'm looking at now. um It is a... It's like a flat meat.
01:11:18
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Yeah, it kind of looks like... reminds me a Spam or like bologna. What's that? Did you say pork roll looks like Taylor Ham? No, I said you might get porn when you look up Taylor Ham.
01:11:30
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ah said I that it looks like Taylor Ham. I'm like, but it is Taylor That's what I'm telling it. Well, that's what I'm getting at is that Taylor Ham is a maker of pork roll.
01:11:44
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Yes. But in New Jersey, it's more you just say Taylor Ham. It just is synonymous. Right. Yeah. What other New Jersey do we have? We have pie. We have Taylor Ham.
01:11:59
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The problem is, is I live in New Jersey, so I don't know. don't know what else we got. It's true. don't know what is in New Jersey. We we leave the R's out of forward. Yeah, what's up with that? Yeah, for a while I didn't know that there was an R in forward. Pfft.
01:12:19
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Forward. Forward. I just heard Maluga do it. Forward. Forward. Forward.
01:12:29
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that's That's my favorite thing. I just like i don't know how that that R got left behind.
01:12:36
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Coffee or car. Get the coffee and put in the car. That's Jersey City. Yeah, was going to say, that's a very specific region of New Jersey. Like the Bayonne area.
01:12:50
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like Bayonne. The shore. but that southern the shore It's actually nothing like Jersey Shore. That was such a terrible representation of New Jersey.
01:13:03
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Yeah, I mean, I live in New Jersey, so I don't know what you know what? If only i had like a search engine. New Jersey is running. Hitch says pork roll is a very New Jersey thing. It's not a universal food.
01:13:21
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Oh, really? Yeah, I don't think that's anything I've seen up here. Or if so if not, it's if I have, it's not called that. I thought pork roll was everywhere, but we just call it Taylor Ann, but I guess not.
01:13:33
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Might be called something else up here. i'm not sure. Keep saying up here. like I'm sorry. These are these are isms. You don't say down the shore.
01:13:46
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Why would I say down the shore? We don't really have if you were going. Well, if you were going to the beach, would you say I'm going down the shore? we'd say going to the beach. OK.
01:13:57
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We're going forward to the beach. That's a news he New Jersey is my guess. Yeah, I would always say like, oh, you know, my grandmother used to live by the beach. I'd be like, oh, we're visiting grandma down the shore. We're going down the shore for the day.
01:14:10
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Yeah, that sounds like some like New Jersey redneck shit. It probably is. ah good as sure You know, jeet. Yeah, jeet yet. Jeet yet. Yeah, yeah, I've heard jeet.
01:14:22
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Disco fries. I've never even heard of disco fries. Fries smothered in brown gravy and mozzarella cheese. Never heard of What you those sloppy fries up here?
01:14:35
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a Benny? You know what a Benny is? Nick of Benjamin? It's a ah tourist from New Jersey or New York. Oh, no, wouldn't known that. You can use guys.
01:14:46
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Yeah. I mean, that that one's kind of... That's our yin's. Calling New York just the city. Ah. Is that a Jersey thing? I guess I mean, because we're right there. Like New Jersey's right on it.
01:15:01
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Yeah, we don't. Yeah, that wouldn't be that might be a Philadelphia thing, too, perhaps. But they're also in the city. city So I don't know. ah Yeah, Pittsburgh wouldn't Pittsburgh wouldn't have that. If you were ordering a sandwich.
01:15:14
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On like.
01:15:19
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On like a sandwich roll, like one of those big sandwich rolls, how would you order it? If I would order a sandwich on a sandwich, you know, like one of those harder sandwich rolls.
01:15:31
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Like those real thick ones with like a swirl on top.
01:15:36
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It's not like a croissant, not a croissant. Like, I don't know. In New Jersey, we would say have it on a hard roll. Like I want to tell him on a hard roll. Yeah, we have hard rolls. But yeah, that's not.
01:15:51
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Uh, SPK. I feel like that's something everything is around to SPK. don't know what that is. yeah I'm I'm learning a lot of New Jersey isms are related to breakfast sandwiches.
01:16:05
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Yeah, I was going to say the Taylor ham seems to be the Taylor ham on a hard roll with SPK salt, pepper, ketchup.
01:16:15
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s SPK. Yeah, I don't think so. We have a lot of like, we have a lot of food specific things too, but it's usually just like Taylor ham. It's specific to the business, like to the name of the company.
01:16:30
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Like Turner's tea is really popular out here. I don't personally like it, but that makes me a bit of a freak. But some people would say like, ah you know, you're going to go get a Turner. We're going to get Turner's. Yeah. Even though Turner's makes milk and ate different kinds of teas and shit. like, going go Turner's.
01:16:47
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Pocket book is a New Jersey ism. That can't be. We've heard pocketbook here. You know pocketbook, right? Yeah. You know what ah the Jersey slide is? I know that. Jersey slide? No, I know the cha-cha slide is. A Jersey slide is when a driver is in like the left lane and then they immediately cut across all the lanes of traffic to turn.
01:17:07
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I hate when people do that shit. Yeah, that's called the Jersey slide. Oh, annoying. And they don't signal. I'm going to kill them. Oh. Do you know the fight over Central Jersey?
01:17:20
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No. That's a big Jersey thing. Some people say that Central Jersey doesn't exist. There's just North Jersey and South Jersey. And then some people say that there is a Central Jersey.
01:17:31
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What about East and West Jersey? We don't care about them. Oh, okay. But as somebody that lives there, I believe there is a Central Jersey. No one knows. It's uncharted territory. No one's ever been there. I knows. I'm there. Okay.
01:17:48
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I'm not like you northerners and I'm not like you southerners. centralite. You have to the shore and spread the word. And up the shore. need go down the shore with my Taylor ham on a hard roll. Extra SPK, bitch.
01:18:00
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Yeah, you have to spread the word. Shit, I almost missed by turn. Better do a jersey slide. Cha-cha, real smooth. Yeah. Turn it up. turn out Well, Danny, we've been gone for about an hour and 20. You want to wrap this puppy up?
01:18:16
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Sure. i would love to. Thank you all. do that Very much for listening. We always appreciate you. Thank you so much, Hitch, for coming to check check out the stream and say hi It's always a pleasure to have you around.
01:18:30
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ah Thank you for your inputs. Absolutely love those.
Listener Interaction and Merchandise Plans
01:18:34
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If you want to ask us questions, you can do so right here on the stream, in person, live. Or, when you see this on YouTube,
01:18:43
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You can ask it there. or We'll check it out anyway. Or you can ask at funinstallersnetwork.biz. You can also check out, we have merch and such. I don't tell them where they can get the merch and such. So there's still the other store up right now that's connected to Fun and Stallings Network Top Biz, but I am currently just revamping a store. I'm going to try to like just release some small things at a time. So some of that stuff might disappear for a while.
01:19:07
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I might still let that store up for people who are still using it, but I am trying to build a better one through Etsy and Printify. So we do have an Etsy shop that I just started. I only have one product on there right now because I'm trying to really be particular about what we release.
01:19:22
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And I also have to pay per item that's on there. um So but right now we have ah what color is this shirt? I just printed some test shirts. i Got an orange one and a purple one. They look really nice. They're pretty.
01:19:37
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I washed them several times. They still look really good. Keep their color. The print stays on. um We have them on the store on the shop for 20 bucks. And I'll just say orange shirt, pink shirt, purple shirt, red shirt, yellow shirt, green shirt, blue shirt.
01:19:51
Speaker
We got a lot of compliments on those. I got I had somebody just in a meeting the other day. i was like on a on a work call on Microsoft Teams. And one of them, I had like an over shirt on like I do now.
01:20:03
Speaker
And they just saw like just like a few of the letters of it. And they said, open up your shirt. Does that say orange shirt on it? And opened it up and they're like, oh my God, that's so fucking cool. It's so good. It's so good.
01:20:15
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And I'm tinkering with hats because I have a couple of hat aficionados at work and they always work. these different colored pretty hats. And I showed them one that just said, this is the black hat. And they were like, oh my God, I don't wear that.
01:20:26
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So look out for different things. We have some stickers potentially as well. But right now we just have that shirt. So if you want to support, I'm looking to launch and the network. the The original idea of the nonprofit has now become an LLC idea.
01:20:39
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ah based on the goals that we have. um And so I'm going to, in the coming months, I'm looking to do something as more of a fundraiser to help us launch this LLC so we can hit the ground running with some ideas.
01:20:49
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But in the meantime, I'm looking to kind of build up a little bit of a new kitty here on the store and through our Ko-Fi. So if you want to check out what little I have on there right now as I build it, it is...
01:21:00
Speaker
ah If you go to etsy.com slash fun ah shop slash fun installers network, you will find us. We're the only things on there called that. Eventually, i will integrate it into our website, but that is where the new store is. So that's where the current color shirts are. So look forward to some new designs that our friend Hitch is working on. So you'll see some of those pretty soon as well on there.
01:21:21
Speaker
But we're looking to use that to raise some money to... you know, kick the network into some new gear. And so instead of just asking for people to pledge money to us, which we will eventually, like I'd like for you to get something out of it. So please check out our stock. And if you like different color shirts and buy different color shirts, and they'll say orange shirt and blue shirt and yellow shirt.
01:21:42
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That way one has colors. Don't, don't get it wrong. You know? Yeah. though They have the right names on the right, the right names on the right colors. As yeah far as we know. And soon coming soon, you'll see,
01:21:54
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Sunday shirt, Monday shirt, Tuesday shirt. We're really imaginative. We're really. Yeah. And I see several people who wear like my weekend or the weekend shirts or whatever.
01:22:06
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And so I'm just leaning into it and people seem to really like that taxonomy. And if you want to dress, it's coming up. My goal is, you know how cartoon characters always wear the same clothes?
01:22:16
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You know, you could wear the same shirt every day, but it says a different day of the week on it. So that way everyone knows you are wearing a different shirt. You know, like how in hotels and cruise ships, they change out all of the like the mats.
01:22:29
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To say the day, could be like that. You could be a Matt. You could be like Matt. your name is Jill. If your name's Matthew, you're already halfway there. You're already, was going to say.
01:22:40
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Anyway, I just want to pitch that again. That's on Etsy. Fundance Sellers Network is the name the store. Give me some time to integrate it into the website. It's more of a process than I thought it would be. So just, we're going to do that for now. And if the other store is on Fundance Sellers Network.biz, if you want to see some of the stuff that we already made, such as the Marion shirts we have up there. But,
01:22:59
Speaker
Any support is helpful. We really appreciate anybody who is able to do that or or share. If you just know somebody who may not know anything about the network, but might think that shirt is really funny. yes We wanted to make sure it's that you didn't need to be like a fan of the show specifically to like, you just have cool you can wear them.
01:23:16
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If you want somebody who you're like, oh, that person loves green. Get him a green shirt that says green shirt. There's a green shirt. Yeah, you could say I got you a green shirt and bam. Love it. green Everyone will love it. And you'll be the you'll be the talk of the town and so will they. So spread the word. That's your challenge for us is please share that link to say, hey, I saw this new store. These shirts are funny. Do you want to get one of our favorite colors? Let's wear it together. bootbo boom, boom.
01:23:41
Speaker
and You can be the whole rainbow. It'll be great. Well, that's one of your challenges. Adam, can you please tell them what their other challenge is? The other challenge is to don't be a piece of shit this year. Don't be piece of shit this
Voice Acting Services and Farewells
01:23:54
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year. Thank know it is. It shouldn't be a challenge at this point because we've been saying it for a long time now, but.
01:23:59
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It shouldn't, but I'm sure it is. It's yeah. There are people every day who prove that it's just we really have to keep beating. beating it into your brain. And then real quick, just on a my personal thing.
01:24:11
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Yeah. Little self plug because I'm selfish like that. Plug yourself. oh If you watch these shows and you're like, wow, I really like Danny Guarantee's voice and I want to hear more of it and I want it to say things that I tell him to say.
01:24:26
Speaker
i have a fiver now ah for us Danny. I think it's Danny underscore guarantee or just Danny guarantee. I forget which. Look, sorry. So check it out.
01:24:38
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As you know, it has my cartoon face all over. it You'll know. You'll see it if you want to want me to do voice acting stuff for you. There you go. It's not that expensive. It's five.
01:24:50
Speaker
It's fiver, which means it's fiver dollars. five Five dollars times why it's five. It's five or more. Five or more. ooh I like that. Yeah. Five or more. It's like forever more, but fiver.
01:25:03
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Like five below, but we're lying. Yeah, it's actually five above. It's now five above. Yeah. ah Yeah. So check that out to Danny. um If you want to send me that link sometime, I'll put it on the Web page eventually.
01:25:19
Speaker
You will. Yeah, we'll sort it out. We'll figure it out. Thank you. have a gal in my life who does. love design I'm going to have her just refoculate the whole thing eventually. I love that girl. She's awesome. Her name's Aubrey and she's great.
01:25:31
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um Okay, in the meantime, everybody out there, from everybody in here, please take care of your minds, take care of your hearts, and please, for love of all things sacred, please take care of each other. It's a shitty world out there sometimes, and it's a dream come true for us to be a dream come true for you. Hell yeah. I like that.
01:25:52
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Practice your diphthongs. Dip your thongs. it Dip your thongs.
01:25:59
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I can't. Dip your... I going to say something. It sounds like an insult. It like it sounds like a dirty insult. like Dude, don't be such a dipthong about it.
01:26:13
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Listen, if the don't be such a dipthong this year. Don't be such a dipthong this year.
01:26:21
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Anyway, I'm hitting the button now It sounds like a misogynistic, like 1950s, like, hey, look at all them dip thongs walking across the street. It's just a bunch of women. you Like it's like 1920s prohibition. Like, you know, the dip thongs on their getaway sticks. Look at all them dip thongs on their getaway sticks.
01:26:43
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All right, we're hopping on our getaway sticks, ladies, gentlemen, and envies everywhere. Have a lovely evening, morning, and afternoon. We love you to bits. And if you don't love us back, we'll get there. We'll get there. We'll make you love us yet. make you love us eventually.