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Welcome and Introductions
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show. Hey, y'all better look the fuck out today. My crayons are sharp, the box is full, my bottle of glue's topped off, and my helmet's on tight, baby. We're about to risen with the tism. Let's get with it.
00:03:24
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Suck my dick and eat my asshole, you sons of bitches. Oh, yeah. What the fuck is going on with my goddamn... Man, people be fucking with shit around here.
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Everything's fucked up. Anyways, what's going on, motherfuckers? Happy Saturday. Let me get my life together over here. Jesus Christ. I am a fucking mess, y'all.
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Anywho, what's going on, motherfuckers? Happy Saturday. You know what time it is. little nonsensical nonsense for your Saturday night right here on the Nonsensical Network. If you're not already, go ahead and check us out. Give us follow. We are literally, literally everywhere. Bitches, Facebook, Instagram, X, and TikTok. Yeah, we on TikTok.
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We're doing the damn thing, I guess. Oh, Shows are live on YouTube, Facebook, and Twitch. And don't forget, you can listen wherever you listen podcasts at all at the Nonsensical Network, or you can simply go to bio.link slash Nonsensical Network.
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They love us. The grannies fucking love us.
Audience Interaction and Guest Mentions
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So, some pictures from last weekend caught my attention. I'm what the fuck is happening down here? What is going on, Chattersbox? I see you guys in there pre-showing it up, pre-gaming it, if you will.
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Peter, fucking peppers again. What up? Dude, you ain't been around in a hot fucking minute. but
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Slapping his balls. Cargling his dick.
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Tarantula's hanging out. Wally's hanging out. Brittany will be joining us momentarily. She had herself one hell of a weed nap. So she's trying to recover.
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And she'll be joining us here later, momentarily. Whenever she gets a live. But she's in the chat. Look, even Nonsensical Network popped into the chat to say hello.
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JT, are you shouting out Britt?
Weekend Activities and Show Updates
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What's going on, Jersey girl? How you doing? and hello, baby a girl. Happy fucking Friday. Everybody's getting in love. What up, Wally? Everybody getting love in the chatter's box.
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My guy right there on trackable. What it do? What it do with you, man? What it do?
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What up, Jersey? How you doing, girl? Funny whoies. It's Saturday night. We're going to hang out. We're gonna do what we do best. We're just going fuck around.
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I'm going to try not to be too much of a shithead, but I'm a shithead because there's too many bitches out there in the world wanting to play games and wanting to dance around and skirt around and think they can get away with it. But I don't allow it.
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That beer tastes like bad decisions and regrets, ladies and gentlemen. Must mean it's nonsensical nonsense.
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Anywhoies, what y'all been up to this week? How y'all been? spin It's been a long week.
Football Season Excitement
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Football's back. I'm excited about that. Hopefully, I'm going to get into some show announcements. That's why I said football's back.
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Hopefully, we will be back tomorrow night or tomorrow afternoon with Unnecessary Roughness. are our Well, it's kind of basically our football show. We do talk some other sports on there as well. Hopefully Derek and Rick and I will be back doing our thing.
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ah Today is the last week of preseason, so we'll be talking about today and tomorrow. So we'll be talking foosball and fantasy and college and all that stuff Sunday afternoons.
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Wally is on a little bit of a hiatus right now on Mondays and Thursdays. Actually, Wally, hit me up sometime. want to talk to you about that. see see what's going on and where you're at, brother.
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Privately. um And on Tuesdays, Glicks House of Music. I'll be back this week. Unfortunately, we had, I won't speak negatively or anything like that, but I was supposed to have a guest this week and ah some things fell through and it didn't happen.
Phil Brady's Musical Journey
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But nonetheless, I'm back this week with a guy that Michael knew.
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I believe his name is... I know his name is Phil, but I can't remember his last name. Sorry, I just met the guy. Don't judge me. Phil Brady. There we go. Phil Brady will be hanging out with us. He's a northern Ohio guy.
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So we'll be hanging out, chit-chatting with him, talking about his music, talking about his career, listening to some of his music. Wednesday, Wild Card Wednesday. You never know what we're going to do. We don't even know what we're going to do.
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And then this Friday... Our boy Blaze, we are back after a little trivia hiatus. and We're back with ah Nonsense and Chill trivia, and it's Westerns, which will be really easy for me because as I learned a couple weeks ago, Michael and Blaze have no idea what Westerns are.
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yeah
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No, I'm kidding. I'm kidding. But, yeah, we're doing Westerns this Friday coming up.
Trivia Night Teasers
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Oh, quick. Back this week with the guy. Yep, I'm back with a guy. Yeah, Blaze has a clip that I won't repeat, but I'm sure he is he has done his magic with it.
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but
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You got to get more beer. go get some more beer. You should be prepped and ready and rocking and rolling and ready to go. I should be home Friday in time for trivia.
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like I got go on a little mini road trip this week. What a binging. Yes. So anyways, has been a long week. It's Saturday. We made it to Saturday.
Cleveland's Preseason Celebration
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We're ready to have some fun. We're ready to hang out. ah it It was a, it was a busy day for me for a Saturday. i got up this morning and um you know, while I fucked around a little bit with the kids and talking to Brandy and and whatnot, um and I finally got motivated and had to go grocery shopping and I came home and decided, well, I'm,
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right middle putting groceries away. Now's a good time to clean my refrigerator and clean my kitchen before I put groceries away.
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So, yes, tomorrow will be a day of rest. I guarantee that. We're going to watch the new Superman movie, I think, with me and the kids. I'm kind of hanging out a little bit. But nonetheless, it was a week. The week's over. We made it. Now we can have some fun. Now we can cut loose.
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And we can do our damn thing. I'm in a good mood because I know it's only preseason. And I'm going to talk just just a smidge, just a smidge of football. know it's only preseason, but Cleveland won again and had the perfect preseason, 3-0.
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So that's kind of dope.
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Long and oh. Just the way you like it, huh, pepper fucker? Oh, that's... but
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I was in there. I was in the chat. I was watching. It was a good show. They always do. They always do a good. good I miss last night's show. um But no, Blaze and Mike always have a good time. They always have a... Yes, anything can be considered a Western. That was what was blowing my mind. I'm like, these aren't even Western movies.
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ah um I'm hoping maybe maybe tomorrow, not tomorrow, if not if not tomorrow
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The following Sunday, if not tomorrow, the following Sunday.
Fantasy Football Invitation
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um I wanted to start last week, but that didn't happen. So hopefully hopefully tomorrow or next week, Unnecessary Roughness will be back. So we'll be talking all things football. we're going to cover This year we're going to cover college. We're going to cover NFL.
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And we're probably going to cover some fantasy talk as well. ah Benji, I don't know if you do fantasy football. If you're interested, let me know. I can gladly shoot shoot you a link.
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I think I have your number still.
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Oh, no, wait, yeah. No, yeah, yeah. Next Sunday I'll be home. the opening opening weekend I won't be home. So I may have to leave it up. I can do it. Yeah, I can do it from the road.
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I can do it from the road. um As long as I got good service. I've done it from the road before. Yeah.
Road Trip Plans and School Anecdotes
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that's ah that's that's ah Cash brought that to my attention.
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ah
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Yeah. and yeah If I'm still on the road, because we usually do that. Oh, no way. Oh, wow. This is going to really early. is going to be really early out there. guys of you guys For those of you guys who don't know, I'm fit. I'm taking a cross-country road trip.
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Taking my ass to Oregon, and I'm driving. It'll be early for me, but I'm sure I'll be on the road ah by the time we normally do the show. I'm so ready to get back to things.
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Wally, are you getting in on the fantasy football this year?
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No, we've been on a little bit of a hiatus. I wanted to bring it back today that we got sidetracked. So I'm hoping hopefully hopefully here in the next couple of weeks willll be we'll be getting back into into the rotation and and and getting getting that going again.
Cracker Barrel Logo and Food Opinions
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Don't forget the spaceypay spacey, spacey. I was here last night. It went really good. Lee's had some technical issues. Yeah, it happens sometimes.
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I did not make it in last night to watch the show. My middle daughter is a freshman in high school this year. And she's in the marching band. So last night was her first Friday night under the lights football experience. So we were at the game and she absolutely fucking killed it out there on the field.
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A little proud dad moment for me. I was excited for it and happy for it. ah That was really cool to get to see her out there living her best fucking life, man. Just living in her best fucking life. So I haven't got to watch it yet, but I will.
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I will be. Good deal. I won't be here the following Sunday. um might be able to. Like I guess said, I'm also ready to get back. there's Yes, Wally, we are definitely ready for you, but I definitely... Moe Dogg in the building.
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What up, Oh, girl, trust me. I ain't going nowhere near, Cali.
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I'm going straight to Oregon. I'm going to shit. oppos Straight to work it it um and I have I have a mission I have a mission I have a package I must pick up And I have to bring back to Ohio with but me Yeah, just like being a milkman For anybody who's watching the new Twisted Metal show Yeah, I'm John Doe in this bitch
Beer Price Comparisons
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Yeah, dude, I miss Friday Night Football games I don't really ah don't really go for that anymore
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I go for the band, but it's still cool. they Their high school won 70 to 26 last night. They were up 51 to 13 at halftime. So, yeah, just saying what up.
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What up, Shaman? What up with your homie?
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Nice. My daughter's not enjoying this year. Hell yeah. That's awesome. Hell yeah.
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Have a good night at work, Shaman. You know where we'll be all night if you get a chance to come back in and say hello.
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Twisted Metal Season 2 is out. Yeah, we're we're already. Cash and I are burning through it. We're on episode. Cash, what are we on? Episode 8?
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There's nine episodes and we're like halfway through episode 8. We started watching it today. Yeah, I think it is. Yeah. ah different of He cashed it and watched the first season of twisted metal and then he started talking about the second season and I was like, bro Did you even watch the first season? He's like nah, so it was um It was a Thursday evening Yeah, this has been a couple weeks back. It was right before it was right either right before just after Season two came out and was that least it was today season care Okay, it was the day we we sat here the that that night
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Until like 1 o'clock, almost 2 o'clock in the morning and watch the entire season one. and And I had no problem watching it again because
Drive-Thru Liquor Store Memories
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this is a great fucking series, man. It really is. I'm enjoying it. I think they did a really good job with it.
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And this season two has been fucking amazing. like kind of ah i No, not yet. MK, are you interested? How do I get you the link if you want to get involved?
00:17:15
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We need like four more players. but I haven't thought this soundtrack, Chris. I had my personal draft last weekend. What? said they have an awesome soundtrack for this show. Yeah, they're definitely an awesome soundtrack.
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and
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Another hour? Oh, shit. We're still barely getting started an hour and a half in on this show.
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You're almost done, son. What's with the eyeballs? That's weird.
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But no, definitely, definitely dig in season two of Twisted Metal. So, yeah, we I'll be honest with you. I really didn't push the fantasy as much as I wanted to this year because it didn't seem like there was a lot of interest in it.
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So, I mean, if it happens, it happens. I would like to draft next Sunday when we do the show on the 30th, do a live draft. But and we'll see what happens.
00:18:18
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I'll have to go and check out season two. It sucks over so much. Yeah, dude. just just It's 10 episodes, man. Just rewatch season one again. You can fly through that shit real quick. ah And and then
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and then get on to season two.
Fantasy Football Scoring Preferences
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i thought it was great. and The fact that I got to rewatch it right before I started watching season two was definitely dope, man. Might be interesting. Let me know, MK. Let me know how to get you the get you the link.
00:18:51
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If you're interested, I'll i'll get it sent over to you.
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That Blaze can go suck weasels. Oh, but too
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Pepper fucker, yeahre you're you're feeling some sort of way about that Blaze guy, aren't you? Hey, man, we always need an extra player. I'm always down for it.
00:19:19
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So, yeah, man. Yeah, lots of shit happening. and Lots of shit going on. Like I said, road trip in a couple weeks. I'm stoked for that. I've never been out west before, so I'm excited.
00:19:36
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So, kids are back in school. That's always fun.
00:19:44
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No, we use... What do we use? yeah ESPN, I believe.
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ah Yes, ESPN.
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I am.
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I am. ah In a league on the NFL one, I'm not a fan of the NFL Network.
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Fantasy football. it'ss I don't know. I just don't like i don't care for it too much.
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I think it's – I don't know. but I haven't been on this season, so I don't know if they've changed it. There are some things that I don't like about the app. There are some things that I don't like about the scoring. Scoring could probably be adjusted if our commissioner knew what he was doing, but and it's no big secret.
00:20:37
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I make fun of our commissioner every year because he's a jackass. I don't even know if we're doing that league this year. I haven't heard anything about it
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Yeah, I love yeah ESPN, man. ESPN is great. I've been using it for years. I have a personal league. We are in our fifth year, maybe our sixth season. ah We just drafted last weekend, like I said. but But I love it. I love it. We've been using ESPN since the start. It tracks all your seasons, your previous seasons, your past, your stats.
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I know other apps doing stuff too, but it's just a smoother, cleaner format. Makes everything easy and and and and and happy, you go lucky, and you just do your fucking thing. So it would be nice to only have to worry about two leagues this year.
00:21:27
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but Last year, i think i was in four leagues, maybe five leagues.
00:21:36
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Yeah, five, but I opted out of two of them this year, so. They were a little well well too rich for my blood this year.
00:21:50
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So, nonetheless. But we'll talk all about that. Like I said, once we get once we get Unnecessary Roughness going again, we'll be talking all about the fantasy stuff. um and And like i said, hopefully hopefully we can get enough...
Football Jokes and Mischief
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get know um participants and uh we'll the uh podcast league and then we will uh do our draft live on the air so i don't know enough of that enough of that talk enough of that an talk anyway moving along moving on hopefully y'all got your beverages for the night you got your tasty drinks and you're uh you're ready to uh
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you know I had to almost think for a second. I'm like, what ist mean is is there a Tiger football team? There is. It's the bungholes.
00:22:46
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Score, slam, dunk, and get a grand slam, baby.
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but But nobody's here to stop me. I'm unsupervised. I'm left unsupervised. I can do and talk about whatever the hell I want. I was going to talk about a certain subject, but ah maybe I'll be nice.
00:23:04
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Or I'll get a few more beers in me, and then I'll be like, you know what? Fuck your feelings, you little bitch.
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You're bald and you're not even full size. So shut the fuck up. thank
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oh Anyways, the bungholes. We've been trying to give the bungholes to you for for years, Blaze, but you guys down in Kentucky won't take them. I
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and need TP. What are my bungholes?
00:23:38
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What are you doing, dude? Oh, thank you It is like, does it fit you?
00:23:50
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Anywho, the kid's got his giant-ass flannel on walking around the fucking house. I want to ask you guys something because I don't give a fuck and I don't understand what the hoo-ha all about it is.
00:24:03
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So give me your guys' honest ah opinion in the chat. For those of you who know what Cracker Barrel is, I'm not a fan. I think their food is disgusting.
00:24:16
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Are you guys butthurt about the logo change? Because I don't understand the the outcry and the yeah yeah
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boo-hooing about it. It's one of those look over here, but don't pay attention over here type things in my opinion.
00:24:42
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Anywho, what are we at? We're at that... Yeah, we're almost there. Hopefully, we're going to move into the show. Gotcha.
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Gotcha.
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Gotcha. Sorry. Messages.
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Copy that. There we go. Get that ready. I'm going to ready to open the door here in a few minutes. Cash is... cashes Hey, Cash, while you're while you're doing that, make sure the clothes actually fit you before you put them away.
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Cash just cleaned his room, and he just walked out. He had this big, giant fucking insulated flannel on.
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Right, right, right, Angel? I don't know. I've been i've been to i've been to quite a few Cracker Barrels in quite a few different states, and but know does it Does it change by... Okay, there's another question you guys can ask me because I know you guys listen from all over the place.
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ah
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Is the food different depending upon where you are geographically? Because thought it was always just the same thing because every Cracker Barrel I've ever been in, and now granted, it's all been like Midwest and and and down South, like Southeast, whatever.
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It's all been the same food, and it's not that impressive. It's not terrible, but it's not that fucking impressive. I mean,
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yeah, I don't know. That's the thing for me. It's just the logo. It's not changing anything. I guess they're doing away with the little store inside, too. I think I heard that. I could be wrong. guess that's kind of a shitty thing. I do enjoy the store. They got all kinds of fun little goofy shit in there.
00:26:33
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I don't know, man. Remember those days. Yeah, right? Don't just put your clothes away if they don't fit you. Come on.
00:26:42
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Great thing about it is this year Cash is in junior high. And I was informed yesterday that the lunches taste so much better in a junior high compared to the the elementary school and the intermediate school.
00:26:56
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ah Intermediate is what they call. Cash, what grades are in the eye and the intermediate school? Fourth and fifth?
00:27:06
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Yeah. So they're, they're, they're.
00:27:11
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Okay. Our school is growing so quick and so fast that they had to open up another building so that the elementary school is K through three. And then they have the intermediate school, which is fourth and fifth. And then junior high is sixth, seventh and eighth. And they go into the high school.
00:27:25
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But he said the food in junior high is so much better than it is in the others. In the other school. I hope it's better in high school. But, um, nonetheless, so yeah, like, yeah, now he's in junior high. So now he gets, now he gets to, he has to wear a uniform, quote unquote uniforms. They have a dress code, you know, thinking, um, you know, different colored polos and types of shirts and this, that, and the other thing and shorts and khakis.
00:27:54
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So it makes life easier. Now he doesn't know. I don't have all these fucking clothes for this kid, but I know he's outgrown a bunch of shit. I asked him about a Cleveland Brown shirt. Um,
00:28:07
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I bought him well the Cleveland Brown shirt that I have on. I bought him a matching one last year. And I asked him if it's still fitting today. And he said, no, I think it shrunk.
00:28:18
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I said, dude, I don't think it shrunk. You've grown. Because the kid's growing like a fucking weed. So I had to explain to him that his clothes are not shrink shrinking, that he's growing.
00:28:33
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Yeah, Cracker Barrel sucks unless your parents buy you shit while you wait for an hour after driving four hours to get to grandma's house. Yeah, right? Exactly. I know i never never was a fan.
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I never have been. I think their food's like
00:28:51
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slightly above mediocre. I know some people are like, yeah, but their chicken and noodles, blah, blah, blah. I can go to Walmart and buy a can of chicken noodles. It tastes better. And that's the great value brand. I'm not even talking about Campbell's or any of the good stuff.
00:29:14
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Trucker Barrel is great. Their steak is disgusting. It's like ordering steak in a fucking waffle. And you fucking people shut your whore mouth. Don't even get me started on Waffle House. I'm not even going down that road with you.
00:29:29
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Why would you order steak from a place like that? It's terrible. It's terrible. Hey, stranger, Michael Bathurst. How you doing, brother? Much love, man. Long time no see. How you doing?
00:29:41
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I hope you're doing good. Not here in Arizona. I call bullshit.
00:29:51
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Blasphemy. Who orders a steak at a Cracker Barrel? I'm actually more offended by the name. I am seriously offended by the name because it's racist. As a white person, I'm offended.
00:30:03
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They should have to change their name altogether.
00:30:07
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yeah I'm just saying.
00:30:11
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I don't make up the rules. Hey, man. Yeah, miss you too, man. Hopefully everything's good in your world. Hopefully you've been doing good, brother. Maybe where your location We got great.
00:30:28
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We got great beef farms around the Midwest. Great.
00:30:39
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Again, I'll go to Kroger's or I'll go to you know Walmart or we've got plenty of local yeah we got plenty of local meat market. Shut up in the chat. Shut up.
00:30:49
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Shut your fucking whore mouths. We have plenty of meat markets in the area that have some amazing, amazing fucking stat fucking steaks and shit like that.
00:31:11
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Broken it well. This is a whole thing.
00:31:17
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Dude, I have been that motherfucker just chilling out there on that front porch in a rocking chair, just living my best life.
00:31:28
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I will say tune in to Unnecessary Roughness to get my take on that, but I will say, i don't know. They look good in preseason, but it's preseason. All right.
00:31:38
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I've i've done danced with you guys for a half hour. Let me go ahead and do... Nope, not that. Do this. Drive that a long one time. We're not going to talk any football.
00:31:49
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We're just going to do our Saturday night bullshit. But hopefully tomorrow night or tomorrow afternoon we'll maybe hopefully be doing doing a little unnecessary roughness and talking all the fuse ball. All the fuse ball.
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But nonetheless,
00:32:10
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what's this guy want?
00:32:21
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um Anyways, link is in the chat. I need to go jump over onto our YouTube channel so I can pin it to the top. Make it super easy for everybody to find it.
00:32:33
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Wow, shut up, Glick. You sound like an asshole. There you go. Pin to the toppity top. Hey, look who decides to come in now.
00:32:47
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Not you, Untrackable. You're welcome here. Other people in the boxes are not there. Hey, fuck you. Fuck you. Bye. Bye, guys.
00:32:59
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You know you could have come in any time. What's up, Untrackable?
00:33:04
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Yeah, I just want to say um ah um I was a little upset when I saw it, but um i was kind um I may have been kindly surprised.
00:33:15
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I went to the store to get more beer, like I said I was going to do. And 12-pack of 12-ounce cans of Coors Light was $12.99.
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And that's fully what I expected it to be. But I glanced at the others because I really just wanted a 12-pack. But I saw 15-pack the fifteen pack of the you know the aluminum bottles was $15.99. Thank Randy, that is cheap. I was like, hold up, wait a minute.
00:34:02
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and so i but ah bought more meat I bought more beer than I intended to. I've been telling you guys for years, man. Y'all don't listen to me. To buy the 16-ounce pounders is cheaper.
00:34:17
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what It's not always like it. It depends on where you're at. for really it really does and It really does. and and o Oh, hell yeah.
00:34:29
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I'm coming to PA Friday or Thursday. Fuck yeah. I can get a case. I got to remember this. I can get a case of these. For $22. $22 for case. I got to sign my paperwork for my expungement.
00:34:46
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Oh, okay. So I won't drop kick you there, all right? No, no. I'm not coming that far. I'm barely coming into PA. I'm crossing the border. Pennsylvania is huge. Well, good. Hell yeah. Good for you.
00:35:05
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So, ah yeah, I totally forgot about that. So here, i can get a 12-pack of the 16-ounce pounders that I like to drink for $13. A 12-pack of 12-ounce cans are $15. Make it make sense.
00:35:22
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But like I said, I can give it and can get 24 of these bad boys in PA for $22. So guess who's coming home with a case of Miller Lite next Saturday? You better be ready. Your boy's getting hammered.
00:35:34
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I used to go with my friend. She's like my best friend. We would just go over the Virginia border just to get cheaper cigarettes for her. Like a whole car. do that so cheap We would go to Kentucky and do it.
00:35:49
Speaker
Yeah. What were you going to say? ah Yeah, my my complaint is that these are the aluminum... That these are the aluminum... papers commenting there brains farming but a That these are the yeah aluminum bottles with the twist caps.
00:36:12
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And the way they're designed, it's not as sealed. So I've actually had some nasty beer because the the twist cap is actually perforated.
00:36:24
Speaker
Yeah. Yeah. I am a... I've had some like that too. I don't... So they they have the Miller Lite. Miller Lite, why am I not... Why are we not a sponsor already? Why are you not sponsoring us? Look at me.
00:36:36
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you know I don't like the... i don't i'm with you I'm with you there. ah track I don't like the yeah aluminum bottles. Because that same reason. sometimes But I can get ah i can get a 9-pack of the 16-ounce twist bottles here for like $9.99, $10, $11 after tax, something like that. so
00:36:57
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I'm
00:37:01
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um i'm that much of a piece of trash that I would rather save money than drink a good beer. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, yeah if it does the job.
00:37:12
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Yeah. God damn, Brandy, it's really $20 for 12-pack there? told you it's going to be. Your mind is going to be blown when you get out here. When you get to Ohio, baby, yeah your mind is going to be blown how much cheaper it is here.
00:37:26
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Good thing Michael's there. We're kind in the same area, Britt. You know how much cheaper it is out here in the Midwest. Yeah. And i don't know if Blaze has got his ears on, but he's down in Kentucky. He knows.
00:37:40
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Hey, for people in Ohio, because I spent some time there, do they still have, like, the barns that you can just drive straight through? like, that's your liquor stuff. The drive-thrus?
00:37:58
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Yeah, the drive-thrus, man. Yeah, the drive-thrus. Like, but we have them in Pennsylvania, where I'm at. It is a weird fucking thing, honestly.
00:38:11
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And in Maryland, some places. When was in Ohio, it was like that. It was like, hey, you know, we don't, we you know, people don't, as far as the people that I was with, like, no, we don't ah we don't go to the grocery store and we don't go to the ABC store.
00:38:29
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We pull up to this barn and we drive right down the middle of it and we holler at the window what we want and they give it to us and they... Whereas down here, um in know wine and beer, you you can buy at the gas station, you can buy at the grocery store, but if you want liquor specifically, like real liquor, like you got to go to the ABC store.
00:38:56
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Yeah, yeah so we don't yeah we don't we don't we don't have, and we had the ABC stores, yeah the Red Circles down in Charleston, down in South Carolina. Yeah. Yeah. um But here, the liquor store is in Kroger's.
00:39:09
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So you got to go into Kroger's to go to liquor store. But you can get wine you can get wine and beer at the gas stations. But yeah, man. yeah I love a drive-thru. Fucking drive-thru. Drive-thru that shit. the little The person inside working. it and They come bebopping out. What can we get you? A case of Miller Lite.
00:39:27
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A couple of buzz balls. A pack of Marlboro Lights. And seven Swisher Sweets. And they're like, all right, we got you. do do did They bring it out, hand it to you. and you drive you know you just don't have to take your car out of drive man you just go i love we've got a couple uh drive-throughs here in town that i'll hit up every once in a while but uh uh tarantula we can get uh 30 30 packs of uh bouche latte and natty light for for the really poor disgusting degenerates that drink that rock gut beer you can get it i feel like chorus is pretty
00:40:00
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Coors Light's pretty close, so come on. so saw It's not far off, but I drink Miller Lake. This is a refin for refined for a refined palate. It's same company. It's Miller Coors.
00:40:13
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It's the same company. like it is it is a It is a fine Pilsner beer. Miller Lite makes a delicious beverage that I enjoy. Just because you add Pilsner to it to make it sound fancier. It doesn't make it a good fucking beer. It's trash. I said a fine Pilsner. Okay, add two extra words. Shut up. I'm trying to get a sponsorship here, Brittany.
00:40:36
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i got it I could be wrong about this because I'm no brewer. I'm i'm just a drinker. But I think they said like the difference between like Miller Coors and like the Budweiser's is that, um you know, what Miller Coors is grains like, ah you know, wheat, whereas Budweiser uses rice.
00:41:05
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uh you know uh that would be a really good question i know blaze is uh know if he's got his ears on there and he wants to blazes he used to do his own he used to brew his own beer he knows a lot about that stuff like michelob ultra i feel like that they taste like it tastes like rice to me like they use a lot of rice in their stuff as well like the different flavors barley and hops different levels Bob's Beer Bar, motherfuckers.
00:41:35
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but There's all these different types. And in the type, like you said, Pilsner or Lager or a days ah yeah IPAs. And it's like, hey I'm trying to get drunk um and meet my price point.
00:41:57
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I'm trying to say I'm trying to be cheap and I'm trying to get hammered. hook a brother up hey by the way we just had a a mental health night the other night about addiction if anybody has any issues go check that it's not an addiction it's a want i want to get drunk and i want to save money but somebody thirty c if If somebody takes me to one of those local breweries that we got around and they're like, oh, you know, you're you're not going to find a Miller here. You're not going to find a Budweiser here. You're not going to find a brand name here.
00:42:34
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We make our own beer and we got all this different types of stuff. Yeah. oh it And if my buddy's like, hey, this rounds on me. Well, I'm going to.
00:42:45
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hey, fuck the price point. I'm going to look for the one with the percentage point. I'm like, hey, that one says 9.8. How much are you trying to spend? This one says, you're carrying me out of this place tonight. ah but Brandy said, what the fuck is an ABC? Maybe that's a liquor store. That's what they're called down south, or ABC stores.
00:43:07
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Alcoholics Commission. It is the law. The law. I'm the goddamn law. We don't want no law dogs around here.
00:43:19
Speaker
If you were the law, I'd probably be the law. The law says you can't buy liquor on Sunday. However, Harris Teeter and Cooper and Sue. They don't open until 11 and they're only open until 11. Come over here and buy your beer. No.
00:43:35
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yeah We have a drive-thru here for the gas station that sells beer. Hell yeah. Yeah, Tarantula, you're that person working at the window. You come bebopping out all happy and shit. I think Blaze is that person, too. I think they got a drive-thru at the liquor store that he works at.
00:43:50
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Bebopping out. Hey, what's going on? How you doing today? What can I get you? Bebopping.
00:43:57
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it's That's what they do. I know. It's a part of a a a joke that I have that I don't want to bring up right now. i want to Well, now you have to bring it up.
00:44:07
Speaker
Yes. You're like, thank God. You know the rules are out here. Now you have to bring it up. Okay. Is it customary to where, like, when you're... Having sex is bebopping.
00:44:20
Speaker
Wait, what? Hold on. My dad called sex bebopping. So every time you fucking say that, I'm like... I'm about to go bebopping. There's going be a click in it. Yeah, so...
00:44:36
Speaker
So, it's yeah, basically, like, it's like that. It's like the glickening. So, bebopping, like, every time you say that, it's, like, fucking with my head, man.
00:44:48
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Anyways, go ahead. unttrackable I'm sorry. yeah no, I but i was going to ask if it's customary to where, like, if you've already been drinking and you go through drive-through, like, you're you're not even getting out of your car. You're probably finishing...
00:45:05
Speaker
whatever it is that you have and you and you purchase it in the drive-through is is it customary to like tip it's your server it depends on which tip it depends on how how many road colors you had before you got there on trackable
00:45:28
Speaker
just if there's there's weeds If there's weed smoke blowing out the window while you're purchasing you know a case of beer or a bottle of liquor,
00:45:43
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yeah And yeah and you and you are you are driving the car and it's like, hey man, just just don't say that I was here because they're about to come looking for me. you know what mean? Nice.
00:45:58
Speaker
So here in Ohio,
00:46:02
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but so yeah so so here in ohio Yeah. if they smell like so Down south, they have the liquor stores and they're just like little quickie marks. You literally run in here in Ohio, where I'm at specifically, our Kroger's is the liquor has the state liquor store inside of it. It's right inside the grocery store.
00:46:24
Speaker
um And then they maybe when you get here, I'm going to take you to Kroger's and you're going to be very, very happy but with their with their wine selection. they have like mother fuckingro They have like five aisles of fucking just wine. Wine for days.
00:46:39
Speaker
And then you can go into the liquor store and get your stuff. And you have until like 2 in the morning. Well, the liquor store closes at 9, I think. And you can buy alcohol in Ohio until one thirty and they stopped selling alcohol from like 1.30 to 5.
00:46:59
Speaker
Can I ask? And I have been on that 5.01 standing in line with a case of beer tips more times than I'd like to admit to. Like, come on, motherfucker! You're selling beer now!
00:47:15
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feel like we've all I just want i wanted to ask, um are they are they open on Sunday? Yes, but only for a limited time. They close earlier.
00:47:30
Speaker
They close earlier for beer than they do liquor stores. Oh, wait, no, liquor stores close earlier than beer stores. You can buy beer seven days a week in Ohio from 5 a.m. to 1.30 in the morning.
00:47:44
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Seven days a week. So you understand like the Bible Belt. And that means like those that believe in Jesus want you to be prepared. they They want you to get your shit on Saturday or Friday night.
00:48:00
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don't Don't come rolling up here and be like, oh, I need more on Sunday. Why the fuck weren't you prepared on Friday when you got paid, you son of a bitch? and and went yeah when i live When I live down in South Carolina, let me let me let me get caught up on these comments real quick. Tarantula, you can get a 30-pack of Budweiser.
00:48:19
Speaker
A Miller for 15 bucks or a case. I'm sorry a 30 rack. Yeah, that's that's impressive. That's good. Yep. Right there the ABC stores There are three red circles yeah that dots and where you yeah Three red circles is where you know, but the dash goddess she got us my son is I
00:48:40
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way ah no i Can get it it's just a matter of keeping this conversation going and and I want to make sure I try to address everybody and I get weed-free beers. Jesus Christ.
00:48:51
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ham The ham.
00:48:56
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That's fan fucking ten. She gets weed, money, beer, and jewelry because she's giving hand jobs in the drive-thru. Get it, girl. yeah I ain't mad.
00:49:07
Speaker
Get your hustle on, girl. Do your damn thing. yeah I mean, just imagine it. You work at one of these establishments and you've got regular customers that you know might be a little bit late, but they're willing to toss you a little you know thing or two so that way they can leave the and and go do their thing, but you don't ring it up until it's legal the next day. You know what I'm saying?
00:49:39
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Mm-hmm. So when I listen to something... Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. but put put a posted put Put a post-it on a 20 and walk out with the you know but a $12 or $15 item.
00:49:55
Speaker
And it says, hey, ring this up at 10 o'clock tomorrow. you know It has to be like a true homie, though, you know? Yeah, true homie. Just like that, true homie.
00:50:09
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Day one-ish. Day one-ish. Jesus Wine and Crackers every Sunday. Yeah, our walmart has a great our our Walmart has a great beer selection and a fantastic wine and other beverage selection as well.
00:50:27
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Oh, Scott, that's got a crush. I knew everyone. Hell yeah, get it, girl. ah Talking about the law, it's kind of funny down here too. It's like the bar is allowed to stay open until 2.
00:50:43
Speaker
yeah And serve you right up until the last minute. But the establishment... Oh, sorry. cant Continue. Even before our establishments, like the Circle K, um they got to stop at 12. And it's like, hey Well, why why is the bar allowed to stay open longer than the, as far as the alcohol sales?
00:51:09
Speaker
That's because they don't want your drunk asses fucking leaving the bar and going to the gas station and buying more alcohol. No, they want us to stay at the bar longer so that way we do drive. So because, you know, you're going to get caught.
00:51:23
Speaker
Your drunk ass is going to get caught. Yo, drunk ass is going to jail, untrackable. So when I lived on the bars, the bars would close at two in the morning, uh, in Asian city, Maryland.
00:51:38
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And when I lived there and I was the assistant manager closing dominoes and we stayed open until three. So we got all those drunk fucks coming in after they come from the bar.
00:51:52
Speaker
But luckily we were right next to the police station. So if any fucking shit went down, hell that is yeah
00:52:05
Speaker
yeah if any if any shit went down it'll be like okay um you got into fender bender because you were drunk driving through the drive-thru of mcdonald's at three o'clock in the morning talking about that we had a dude come in there literally like flip his dick onto the counter But then we got to take a statement from the employees who all smell like weed.
00:52:31
Speaker
And it was legal. And he said, dick.
00:52:37
Speaker
It smells like dick. Some formunda cheese. wash your dick. your dick, son.
00:52:50
Speaker
your yeah yeah so i thought i look down and When I lived down in Charleston They sold beer 24-7 You can get beer 24-7 I discovered that one night um So when I first moved to Charleston My first apartment I had At the end of the road was a bar Which was fucking amazing Because I could walk Well, across the street Before I before i crossed the street to the bar well There was two bars at the end of my road It was like a block and a half That was amazing But in the freedom was a gas station and I didn't go to the bars all the time i just
00:53:22
Speaker
They were there. I'm just kidding. I'm fucking with you. I'm sorry. You fuck with me. I can fuck with you. No, not especially when I don't even have to say anything and I make you feel bad. And then you're like, did you explain yourself? so
00:53:36
Speaker
So i i was at the bar one night. I was watching the Reds game, baseball. And I laughed at at the end of the night. And I went across the street to the gas station to grab a Pepsi on ah when I was walking home.
00:53:47
Speaker
And there was a dude in there buying beer. And I was like, what the fuck? You guys can buy, he can buy beer. And I'd only been in South Carolina a few weeks at that time. And he the the kid the kid behind the the register looked at me like I was fucking retarded.
00:54:00
Speaker
and he was like, we sell beer 24-7. I was like, fucking game changer, motherfucker. Fuck this Pepsi. I'm getting more booze.
00:54:10
Speaker
And I handed him my ID and he was like, oh, that makes sense. You're from Ohio. And i'm like, what the fuck's that mean? I'm like, bitch. The fuck's that mean, you little bitch? Nobody likes Ohio. Shut up. i don't i don't I don't like Ohio either.
00:54:25
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i'm just stuck here. just Apparently, Scotto gives Roadhead in the drive-thru. Nice. Nice. Been there. Never mind.
00:54:38
Speaker
Crime doing that. Do it in Dragon Ball ATF. Find out. Why can Scotto get away with saying things and I can't? It's not fair. Brittany, if you give roadhead in the drive-thru, go for it, girl.
00:54:52
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You slore. yeah
00:54:56
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No, but I know what you're talking about. i know what you're talking about, baby. Trust me, you're going to love it. You're going to love Kroger's. I promise you that. Kroger's is my job. It's just a fucking... It's a grocery store. I'm talking about for alcohol.
00:55:12
Speaker
No. so So I don't know what your guys' Kroger's like. I understand. Kroger's has the whole separate area where you can get wine to not gonna be and at any time.
00:55:24
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So like, and I can only speak for my Kroger's here in town. um And I don't know what it's like for you, for Kroger's. But where the alcohol and everything is set up, like they not only do they have all your domestic shit, but they've got a whole big-ass fucking section of all like the crafts and bullshit and da-da-da-da-da. And then they've got all the wines.
00:55:44
Speaker
And then they've got the liquor store. So if you if you're a drinker or you like to drink and you like variety in your life, Kroger's is that jam. If you're like me, awesome only where where I only drink Miller Lite, I can go to the local Raj and Hodge Quickie Mart and I can get my Miller Lite.
00:56:00
Speaker
I don't need to know. Also get a fucking like a little like what is it? Like a slushie, an alcoholic slushie. They'll give it to you, but they put like little. Yeah, you fucking drunk pieces of shit in PA you sell drunken slushies. Fuck you, Fuck you. And you better fucking believe when I go get my case of Miller Lite at the beer store,
00:56:26
Speaker
dispensary place because it's the only place you can buy it guess who's getting himself an orange dreamsicle junk and slushy this motherfucker right here and guess who's opening it in the car motherfucker allegedly no I am not I've done learned my lesson in PA I'm going to keep that c until I get back to my hotel i mean I'm going to go sit in my hotel and I'm going to enjoy my junk and slushy ah what are the Amish going to catch up to you with their fucking horse and buggy That's where I got my damn DUI at was in fucking PA. That's why I got to go back there this weekend or this so I can sign my expungement fucking paperwork. Yeah, PA people are fucking dicks.
00:57:08
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Hi, Chris. Chris Technician in the house. What up, dude? Yeah, why yes so we had Total Wine and More. Transyl, you lived out in the Charleston area or close by. you know it's And I think on Trackable, you know Total Wine and More. Don't you guys have it where you are?
00:57:23
Speaker
Wait, what's that? Yeah, we have it.
00:57:27
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Total what? yeah so Total Wine and More. That was my jam. so once so So in Charleston, it was when you walked in, if you went to one side, it was it was the liquor store.
00:57:40
Speaker
But the other side was all wine and beer. And it was like this big, massive fucking shop, like this big, massive store. And I liked it because there was ah there was a period in time and when I had money.
00:57:52
Speaker
I enjoy imported beer. I love German beer, Belgium beer. There's some there's some some other... I'm having a moment here.
00:58:05
Speaker
My brain's not working. There's some other countries that make beer that's pretty goddamn delicious, but they were legitimately imported. And Total Wine and More, because when you get imported beer from other countries, they have to dumb it down to American standards.
00:58:20
Speaker
But some agencies have license to where you can get... Like some of the German beer that I would drink, would be like 12, 13, 14%.
00:58:30
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But you had to have that. Yeah. like yeah so two um definitely higher percentage yeah ah hey i've um I've definitely heard about that because like places like Utah, like they're not allowed to go above for their beer so that, you know, you're not going to get a craft beer from Utah.
00:58:51
Speaker
because they're not allowed to go over like 3.5. So even your major companies have to dumb down their shit to to to go there. Whereas like, ah you know, a Coors Light or a Miller Light or so Bud Light or something like that, a Budweiser even, it's like 4.5.
00:59:10
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four point five I think I could be well, I'm not awesome, but it's crazy, what they but they, but they have to dumb it down. Whereas the limit on beer in North Carolina is like 28%.
00:59:27
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percent So you can, you can go as high as you could possibly go with alcohol percentage. um Hey, whether people will like it or not is up to the people.
00:59:42
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However, there's there's, you know, you can go to a fucking, you can go to the fucking with your brewing percentage. There's a brewery here in Ohio and it has this, put them on my um I don't like stouts, I don't like stouts, but it's like a milk stout or something like that. I don't know, it sounds fucking horrendous.
01:00:07
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but it's like a 30 i'm like jesus christ you have one beer and you're cut like the fuck 30 for a beer can't wait to go up there i'm so excited i love it oh baby girl i love german beers they're my favorites i got so hammered at epcot when when my ex-wife and i took the kids to disney world and we went to epcot i'm like I'm drinking around the world. German beer, I feel like, is the best, honestly. They make the best fucking beer on the planet.
01:00:40
Speaker
So i was like, I'm going to drink around the world. Let's go. I made it to Germany. And Germany was like a quarter of the way through Epcot when you go around the world. And I hit Germany, and I was like, game over.
01:00:52
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I'm not leaving. I'm just going sit here. I had beer from France. I had Japanese beer slushies, which were fucking disgusting. ah and in a couple other countries and then I hit Germany and I was like game over I'm never leaving i want i just want to live here in Epcot in Germany it's kind of like sports it's like what is your strategy because if you are like um if you are a long term game well you know the American style um like what it's like
01:01:31
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you know light beers that have four four percent um phenomenal you could all day and yeah you're gonna get drunk but you know you you might still have a little bit yeah yeah fuck that but if you go someplace and be like oh this tastes good oh, this this tastes good, but you're not going to drink all day. You're going to drink for like an hour and a half.
01:02:02
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You're probably going to have four, and then that might be the end of your fucking life.
01:02:10
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this is where like that was that was That was the one. So we took the kids to Disney. We were in Disney for a week and a half. That was the one and only day. And I said, I'm getting drunk this day because I'm drinking around the world.
01:02:24
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It was the only day we were there that I got drunk and I drank my fucking face off in Germany. I was so goddamn drunk. i Oh my God. That's as far as I made it.
01:02:38
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It's like the whole Mike Tyson thing. Everybody has a plan until you get punched in the face. And that's what Germany did. They punched me right in my taste buds. And I'm like, I'm not um i'm good. I like it here. This is amazing.
01:02:49
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This is amazing. Hey, bro. My friend's dad took me to a, like, we were kids, me and my friend, and we went to a Panthers game.
01:03:08
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So we lived in Wilmington, it was a three-hour drive to get to Sean. And we went to a Panthers game. Football. and He had a couple of beers where as where our seats were, but he had given his season tickets to some guys that worked for him, and they were sitting up top, so he went to go visit them.
01:03:34
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He comes back. Man, this man had um the the little whiskey bottles. they They were shooting whiskey bottles. He comes back. little shooter thingies. Yeah, and he was so hammered.
01:03:48
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That was the first time witnessed what happens when you get wasted. And so his mom had to drive us out of the parking lot, and she was a tiny little woman, so she's like basically climbing on the steering wheel.
01:04:04
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And we get back to the whole hotel, and the first thing this dude does when he gets out of the car is pisses on a Volvo, and then we get up to the room and you know he's all giddy and all this stuff after being so hammered that my friend's mom was like stop fucking with me and she she climbed up on his head but she put her ass on his head and farted in his face put them and there was
01:04:40
Speaker
we could do about it because he was hammered as hell. and The entire thing was funny to us, but now having been drunk before in my life, I'm like, oh pink eye is a place.
01:04:55
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Farts is my language. Farts are fucking hilarious. In that game where you say, guess my fart. I've been playing that with my friends.
01:05:07
Speaker
I'd be like, guess my fart. And you'd go, i And then you fart. And if it's the same thing, it's fucking hilarious. I love it. a minute Hold on a second. I'm going to address that here in just one second, Brittany.
01:05:19
Speaker
Modog, I didn't know that about Cincinnati. Baby, it sounds like we need to plan a weekend trip down to Cincinnati. It's two hours away from us, and Cincinnati is better. I'm not talking to you. I was talking to Brandi. You're not invited, bitch.
01:05:34
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it
01:05:37
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Oh, I got to tell you something, actually. You're going be happy. Yeah, i have to tell you something, too. I'll turn that frown upside down. What's wrong with my camera? What's wrong with my camera?
01:05:50
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don't know. I don't know if it's me or if it's y'all, but it keeps, like, freezing. It's you. Everybody in the comments list, know so brandy brandy branddy will be Brandy will be home in time for Michael's wedding.
01:06:07
Speaker
And she was like, oh yeah ah she's like, she's like, I'll just, I'll just stay home. and and And if the kids are there, I'll hang out with the kids. And I'm like, no, because everybody wants you to go. i Like everybody wants you wants you to be there. You know what I mean?
01:06:19
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And I was like, plus Brittany's going to be there. She's like, oh, but actually she said, oh, yay. Brittany's going to be there. I'll go. And I'm like, no. What? You won't go for me? you're going to go for that goofy bitch? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm like, what?
01:06:35
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Yeah, I'll be twerking all over that bitch all night. Now she's really going in the trash can, and it's on you. yeah I don't care. As long as it's clean, we're good. but You're going to be at the back of the ceremony with arms and legs looking like... as long as you wash your hands first.
01:06:55
Speaker
I hate you so much. I can't fucking stand you. i age you so much i can't fucking stand you
01:07:09
Speaker
I'm so excited. Brandy's coming. I got another bitch with me. Let's go. Well, no, you're the bitch, really. But anyways. Yeah, I'm a bitch. Yeah, I'm a bitch. I'm dirty. I'm not going to wash my hands for a week and a half, and I'm going to stuff you in the trash can, and I'm going to, like, moose your face with my funky-ass hands. I'll take that.
01:07:31
Speaker
Yeah, and stay in the trash can where you belong. yeah I appreciate the fact that you said that you're going to go out and buy a clean trash can. I will give you that.
01:07:42
Speaker
and I will do that for you. You think Michael would be pissed if I walk into his wedding with a big ass fucking plastic trash can over my shoulder? Sue would be pissed.
01:07:54
Speaker
Michael would laugh at first and then he'd be like, oh fuck.
01:07:59
Speaker
Michael would be like, holy shit, he's really going to do it. Blazing Michael, holy shit, he's really going to put her in a trash can. Oh my god, what if he drug me down the aisle in a trash can?
01:08:11
Speaker
it's but
01:08:16
Speaker
o yeah We can't do this, obviously. Brandy, much love, baby. I'm so glad if you show up.
01:08:30
Speaker
I can't. I'm excited now, like, especially. ah was already pumped. Now that if she's going, fuck yeah. I have another another checkck with me i'm not what oh no i'm not i am gonna put her in a trash and honestly i've already talked to michael and blaze about it was like i'm gonna let it happen i'm gonna i'm gonna spray paint on the trash can is britney trash
01:09:04
Speaker
i'm gonna spray paint on the trash can is britney trash
01:09:09
Speaker
It is what it is. And I'm going to spell your name wrong just out of spite. Oh, that would piss me off more than anything. Why does that piss me off more than the trash thing? Double T-A-N-Y.
01:09:22
Speaker
Double T-A-N-Y. She can be Oscar the Grouse for Halloween. I'm going to let him put me in a trash can just because I'm a fake brandy.
01:09:33
Speaker
You are not putting her... yeah i already can hear the conversation later. After the show tonight, she's like, you are not going to put that sweet little Brittany in a trash can.
01:09:45
Speaker
Yes, I am. And she's not sweet. And she's not sweet. Don't let her fool you. She's a bitch. It's Brittany, bitch.
01:09:55
Speaker
It's Brittany, bitch. Just one. and notice push to britney bit You you got to hit power and then the start button no cash was asking me about actually can you bring me three more beers hey little dude britney said what's the hi he was asking me about laundry he's doing his laundry he was asking me how many uh no cashhe was asking me about actually like that it can you bring me through more days
01:10:24
Speaker
butney said what's the a he was asking me about laundry he's doing his laundry he was asking me how many Tide Pods he's got to put in and then to double check how to start the washer. We got one of them fancy washing dryers.
01:10:38
Speaker
He's cleaning his room. the we
01:10:48
Speaker
I'm so excited about the fucking pictures from the wedding because ah Blaze, he is the main photographer of the wedding. Oh, Lord.
01:11:01
Speaker
I have been talking to him about different things that we're going to do. um Some people do like the, the disposable cameras. I'm going buy a bunch of them and like us all, you know, everyone, obviously not just us, but everybody, part of the wedding, like do the disposable camera shit.
01:11:27
Speaker
And I feel like that might be my gift to them.
01:11:31
Speaker
I'm just going to take a bunch of pictures of my butthole. oh Chocolate starfish. i Hot dog favorite water. Limp Bizkit, that's my jam.
01:11:49
Speaker
Me too. Yeah, you look like it. You look like a Limp Bizkit fucking fan. It is what it is at the end of the day. Guilty as charged. Untracked with those two. Look at me.
01:12:00
Speaker
He's either constipated watching gay porn again. I don't know what's happened. Or both. I'm a fan of you both.
01:12:09
Speaker
I who's getting married, but I would say... and and getting in oh i she basketed i have no idea who's getting married but i would say you know it It kind of sounds like the best torture that anybody's ever been through. And if you're into that kind of shit, go ahead and do it.
01:12:33
Speaker
You're married, bro. What? I'm into that kind of shit. they but He's into that. He's into that kind of shit.
01:12:46
Speaker
Take money. Take my money take take my money and I watch Hotmart. I'm the winner. but Beat me endlessly.
01:12:59
Speaker
sit send me Send me down an endless road and just hope that I love every step of the way ah because I know that there is nothing at the end um except for your hope. and that is That is true love.
01:13:18
Speaker
That is true. Send me down an endless road And and home just as long as I believe in your hope that I will make it down the end of that road, ah we're good, right?
01:13:32
Speaker
I don't care that your letter said, oh hey, we're having trouble back here. It was like, well, you sent me down this road. So ah you do you want me to turn around and walk 100 back?
01:13:49
Speaker
because gotta start over again and when I come back and it was some trivial bullshit it's like just know that road must be completed before everything comes to ah an end the there is no happiness I don't reach the road what what would untrackable say that
01:14:17
Speaker
I'm trying to spit in the air right now. Philosified. Philosified by untrackable, motherfuckers. You've been falsified.
01:14:28
Speaker
Because if you don't know, now you know. If you don't know, now you do. it could Ninjas. Ninja. Oh, well, what if it doesn't work out?
01:14:40
Speaker
ah Well, hey, you'd probably be better off if I died. Trying. You know what saying? I've literally said that before. You'd be better off if I died.
01:14:54
Speaker
Just put a fucking gun to my head by this point. like If you want to keep bitching. Sorry. don't earn that much. My insurance policy is like five years of my earnings. So you know you you're good to go for at least a little while.
01:15:16
Speaker
Just don't ask me to turn around because if I turn around and die, then I'm not getting the earnings. And. You know, my god so.
01:15:28
Speaker
So just let me just just let me buy you a house before I die and then you can get the insurance policy to pay the taxes and you're good to go. Right.
01:15:41
Speaker
okay Okay. Baby girl, I just want you to know when we get married that this is the circus of monkeys that will be at our wedding. my God. He says this is when, not if. This is my circle. my so This is my circus and these are my monkeys.
01:15:58
Speaker
And you're taking them on.
01:16:04
Speaker
And it's going to be a damn ass good time. I know what damn ass is, but whatever. ass is either. I'm sticking with it. We'd just like to remind you guys that the link is in the chat and it is the open door Saturday night. So if you're watching and you want to come hang out with us, feel free to jump on in.
01:16:25
Speaker
It is an invite for everybody and anybody. Always welcome. Also, if you could like, share, and subscribe, ah we're all right.
01:16:39
Speaker
disposition is wait ah way to celebrate good job yeah you're doing great risk i'm really good at this you're good at this bro you're killing it we're we're all right you're actually special yes you are you get the golden oh yeah i got the golden black flag tonight that's what's that
01:17:06
Speaker
It's going to be a fucking blast. yeah Yes, our wedding will be it'll be memorable to say the police. So I got fucked last We'll have to compare. have to compare what?
01:17:19
Speaker
Oh, between you and Brandy's wedding and Michael and Sue's wedding. Oh, our wedding will be so much more fun because we're not as serious as they are.
01:17:31
Speaker
ah feel like they need there's a bet coming on. Shut i do yeah So, got fucked up night. I'm not betting on that. I'm not betting on Shocking. Shorantula got fucked up last night. Pulled a table and my friend engaged up.
01:17:46
Speaker
Oh, wow. Knocked me through the room and knocked over. Oh, no You would be a dead ex-wife.
01:17:57
Speaker
Justifiable. Justifiable. ex's brother did the same exact fucking thing, so I understand why. ah Dude. Oh. Never mind. I read that wrong. You weren't fucked up.
01:18:10
Speaker
You fucked up. um months So you're even more pissed off about the situation. Oh, he's a much better man than I am. i have threatened i have threatened to abort my almost grown-ass children for throwing shit in front of my TV. Like, yo, one of you sons of bitches hit that TV.
01:18:29
Speaker
It's game over. I'll say something nice at your fucking funeral. Well, I showed you a picture of the NHL shit I was playing with my friend earlier.
01:18:40
Speaker
Playing NHL. And like it I get competitive. who Who were you? Were you were you the Vegas Golden Showers? What? What?
01:18:51
Speaker
Were you the Vegas Golden Shower you were the dirty Flyers? Fucking hate you. The Flyers, of course. All of Philadelphia. All of Philadelphia.
01:19:02
Speaker
hello it's it's bor it's it's damn near as bad if not actually you know what i'm not to say that i'm a caps fan completely messy ish but flyers flyers yeah flyers and caps let's go philadelphia is almost as bad as but as maryland baltimore i know whatever those are especially after they like one when they like won the uh super bowl and they like destroyed their whole fucking town i get it like
01:19:34
Speaker
People from Philadelphia are trash. Some people. This is Cincinnati. and So i will give I will give Baltimore that. Their fan base as far as sports go, not that bad.
01:19:46
Speaker
Not that bad. Exactly. But the Eagles, I will say. Yeah. The entire city of Philadelphia, their their fan base. Actually, just in general, the people of Philadelphia are garbage human beings.
01:19:58
Speaker
just in general sorry philly no actually i'm not i take that back sorry you're garbage human i was honestly i was upset about that whole philly because i was like man way to like make us all look bad but i'm not from there so and i'm a baltimore ravens fan so like i have a backup
01:20:24
Speaker
you know that step too much better
01:20:28
Speaker
yeah That's not the only instance of that. I think it happened in Denver. um Sorry. When Peyton Manning came and won the Super Bowl. There's a lot of fan bases.
01:20:42
Speaker
Yeah. the You know, hey, when you win, you're going to turn parked cars over and set them on fire. oh Several years back when the Ohio State Buckeyes won the national championship, several years back,
01:20:57
Speaker
They were fucking flipping cars, burning cars, burning couches in the streets. They, like, rioted on campus because they won a national championship. I'm like, y'all, this don't make no goddamn sense.
01:21:08
Speaker
You're tearing the city apart. It's because they're They're like, fuck it. Yeah, you literally destroyed campus and surrounding area because you won.
01:21:19
Speaker
Go birds. If there was... I'm, like, regretting it. I'm sorry. if If there was ever a time where it would be appropriate to like put a sticker on my windshield or on my driver's side window and be like, yeah, we're the champions, bitches.
01:21:37
Speaker
That would be the time. But if you flip my car over and set it on fire, it's like, bro. There's a limit to excitement.
01:21:49
Speaker
Like I give more credit to the guys that climb the light poles and yeah dangle like monkeys and fall off and get hurt than the people that like actually destroy shit. It's like, Hey, yeah, I've been drunk. Hey, no championship needed.
01:22:09
Speaker
I'm that guy that would climb a light pole and fall off and and break my fucking legs paralyzed. but Like, why'd you do that? it was like, I had, I had fun that night, but you know, you know, you're going to go and destroy some shit when you win. ah Hey, if anything,
01:22:35
Speaker
If anything, it would be, it would be, it it might seem like acceptable. Like if, if you go and watch the Superbowl as the, the losing team, like, Hey, the losing team is out here flipping Philly cars and shit like that. It's like, well, I understand their pain. ah I've been mad before.
01:23:03
Speaker
few A few a a few few some odd years back when the Cleveland Cavaliers won the NBA championship, you know what I did to celebrate? I drank.
01:23:14
Speaker
And I hung out with fellow Cavaliers fans, and we had a great night. We watched we watched that final game in the NBA championship game. We were all at the bar together. What did we all do to celebrate? we all We all jumped up and down, and we high-fived, and we gave each other hugs, and we did shots, and we got drunk.
01:23:32
Speaker
It was a great experience. A couple of years ago was when michigan won that when when Michigan won a national championship in college football, you what this guy did? I jumped up and down. I cheered. I made a whole bunch of fucking Snapchat videos, talking shit, having a good time, and I got drunk.
01:23:49
Speaker
I didn't shit anything on fire. I mean, I thought about setting a couple of Ohio State fans on fire, but I didn't. But I didn't. Well, I mean, you mentioned, you mentioned you know, I clearly get it. You're you're a Cavs fan.
01:24:03
Speaker
But just imagine the value of a signed LeBron jersey from his first time there before he left and went to Miami. Before he took his talents to South Beach. That you did not set on fire because you were upset.
01:24:29
Speaker
Actually, i have my i still have my original LeBron James jersey. I got my first LeBron James jersey when he was there the first time. I still have it. and so like it's It's still in my closet. But but you you see what I'm saying. It's like, um hey, things didn't go my way.
01:24:46
Speaker
So but whether you're drunk or not, whether you're an adult or not, it's like, oh, I'm going to throw a tantrum and destroy some shit, bro. I'm telling you.
01:24:59
Speaker
Stop destroying shit because you're going to need it tomorrow. um cant I help it. I have friends of mine who are like that. They're from Detroit.
01:25:09
Speaker
and and and and And every year they get so mad at the Detroit Lions. They get so mad at the Tigers. They get so mad at the Red Wings. so Fuck the Red Wings first and foremost. And they're like, fuck Detroit.
01:25:22
Speaker
Yeah, fuck the Red Wings. yeah We can agree on that. yeah but For us, we agree. Yeah, we agree. Fuck the Red Wings. But like, oh, man. um and and they and they And one time, I can't remember which team it was, but they were so mad that they were burning their shit. I think it was the Lions.
01:25:39
Speaker
And now the Lions are good. And now they're like, yeah mean yeah no no, no, no, no. You can't go back on what you said. You were mad and you were done with the Lions and you were burning your shit.
Cleveland Browns Loyalty
01:25:51
Speaker
You were never going root for them again.
01:25:53
Speaker
You can't be a fair weather fan and be mad when they suck. And then now they're doing good. Want to jump back on. I'm a goddamn. I am a goddamn lifelong Cleveland Browns fan.
01:26:05
Speaker
I've got a closet full of jerseys. They all fucking hate you. Yeah, well, nobody asks you, you dirty slore.
Baltimore Ravens Preference
01:26:11
Speaker
i like the Baltimore Ravens. Why? Because you don't know any better and you're a woman. No, I'm just kidding. but No, I... ah Wow.
01:26:19
Speaker
Wow. There's the delay. There's the delay. I gotta ask you something, Britt. The last couple of days, how did you get out of the basement? I'm happy for you. I'm still there. I'm just... I'm going through some shit. We're not gonna get into that.
01:26:36
Speaker
Well, I'm glad you got out of the basement. but um come back um I'm glad that your captor finally unchanged you from the pole and let you come up to the main house. God. Okay.
01:26:49
Speaker
This is a conversation for another time.
Humorous Escapades and Captivity
01:26:52
Speaker
now i Not I was trying to make a light of it because clearly you're doing some shit going on and I didn't want you to. I don't want you to go down that road.
01:27:02
Speaker
So we're steering clear of it. Skrr, skrr. Skrr, skrr. Come on, e-break, Brittany. It's like I'm trying to get you to stop talking about football and shit, and then you like switch it up
Hockey Game Frustrations
01:27:15
Speaker
to shit.
01:27:15
Speaker
Sure. But did you see like how pissed off? I was obviously the Flyers.
01:27:23
Speaker
You had no idea what you were doing. I did. got my ass kicked. Whatever. You had like seven shots on goal and you scored goal. You saw how many hits that I had? I had more hits because I was so angry.
01:27:37
Speaker
You know what? Percentage-wise, statistic-wise, seven shots on goal and you made a goal, that's good. But you lost six to one or seven to one or whatever.
01:27:51
Speaker
That's not good. Oh, not the Red Wings. Not the Red Wings you were thinking of, Scotto. Not the Red Wings you were thinking I'm a fan.
Red Wings Pride
01:28:00
Speaker
i am a fan. i am i proud I am a proud owner of Red Wings. And I don't and i will ah upgrade and and and renew my Red Wings whenever needed.
01:28:09
Speaker
Oh, Jesus. It's not a brag. I mean, Scotto. I don't mean Jesus. Scotto, Jesus, same thing. Jesus, Scotto.
01:28:28
Speaker
Oh, Lord have mercy, Jersey. You're dropping those videos. ah know eat yeah if Philly fans are
Philadelphia Sports Fans Critique
01:28:36
Speaker
crazy. are crazy. Philly fans are disgusting. I'm sorry.
01:28:38
Speaker
Maybe not you, Jersey, but you're definitely the minority if you're not a gross Phillies fan. Oh, you're a Philadelphia fan? Yeah, look at you. Wash your feet, you dirty butt.
01:28:53
Speaker
You and your goddamn finger toes. You're terrifying. You're terrifying. I know. Just wait. Just fucking wait, dude. As I was told last night, as was told last night, Britt, you have shivered my timbers.
01:29:05
Speaker
I'm terrified. terrified i know i just wait just fucking wait yeah i as i was told last night maybe be catch your ear on as i was told last night brett you have shivered my tempers i'm terrified And what I said last night is all he has to do is sit on me.
Toes and Hypotheticals
01:29:31
Speaker
Why would you? Wait, what the? I don't think we're having the same conversation. Were you talking to somebody and calling me fat last night?
01:29:41
Speaker
Oh, Brittany. I didn't fucking say that. shit on me You're bigger. All he has to do is fucking sit on me. Yes.
01:29:53
Speaker
I won't hit a woman. i'm just saying like um'm but I'm going to give you shaking Britney syndrome. If you have finger toes, the does that change like how you would give a foot job?
01:30:08
Speaker
You know what I'm saying? Well, actually, you know what, Brandy? You're right. I should. Unless he likes it. Because I'm not doing If that's the case.
01:30:20
Speaker
What? What am I getting good for right now? What did I do? I'm going to her shaking Britney syndrome. I don't hate feet. I just hate your feet.
01:30:31
Speaker
That's fine. No, actually, feet don't bother me at all. Because if you start fucking me, I might just grab your foot and start doing this little piggy went to the market. I will fuck you up, dude. I will fuck you up.
01:30:45
Speaker
I'll just sit on you. apparently I'm fat. I'll just sit on you.
01:30:51
Speaker
and here This little piggy went to Michael's wedding This little piggy Got shut the fuck up she look you you're you ah You're gonna get a long ass Pinky toe up your nose If you sit on that That's what I'm afraid of just broke my pinky toe I just broke it It's all swollen as fuck So you're gonna get a You're gonna get a swollen Pinky toe up your nose If you if you sit on that girl You know what saying
01:31:24
Speaker
She's like monkey hanging from the... She's like a goddamn... Like a monkey hanging upside down from a tree. Or a bat. You know them silver do them silver fox bats that they have in Australia that are like five feet tall and have a... You know what I'm talking about?
01:31:46
Speaker
Oh, yeah. That's me.
01:31:51
Speaker
A fucking sloth. Actually, you're more like a sloth at the end of the day, let's be honest. You've got so much weed in your system. You're on such a delay. You
01:32:04
Speaker
suck my fucking dick, dude. I love you, girl. You know I do. i love the hell out of you. You crack me up. No, I do. that.
01:32:17
Speaker
you get a you you get a snap that message a voice message from britney and there's seven seconds of silence and she starts talking it the fucking delay
01:32:30
Speaker
shut up i'm getting more than that when i sent that that one thing earlier I was like, damn, I sounded high as fuck in that message. Speed it up, maybe. I don't know if you know this or not, great but you sound high as fuck 24-7. All the time. All day, er, day. All day, er, day.
01:32:57
Speaker
I'm just saying, and if you're going to do the toes to the nose thing, Brittany, have some toenails on there because he's really going to appreciate you picking his boogers with your toes. It'll be a whole it'll be a all different satisfaction because it's not just foot play.
01:33:22
Speaker
It's clean my nose play. You know what I'm saying? Well, it's also because he doesn't wash his hands. so I wash my hands.
Feet Preferences with Humor
01:33:31
Speaker
I washed.
01:33:35
Speaker
wash your hands do you have a do you have a you have a coke coke nail on your toes that i could do a little bum ski off of maybe i'm just kidding i've never done cocaine in my life i've never done drugs in my life i'm just kidding i have no idea i just i just know there's people i have like that one really long fingernail for the old bum ski they just scoop the pile and the pinky or whatever yeah pinky pointer whatever just scoop the pile I had a buddy who was a cokehead and he had that long fucking pointer now.
01:34:05
Speaker
And he was just like, I'm like, what is that for? And he and he showed me. Yeah, you can always tell. And he was like, what? There's a lot coke on the table. And he was just like, Jesus Christ, dude. Have some fucking common courtesy. Is there like cocaine etiquette?
01:34:22
Speaker
Like you can't just go sticking your fingers in there willy nilly. Don't stereotype because like We used to stick ah a car key in a bag. And now you're going to blame everybody with a car key for being a co-kid? I bet you have a car key.
01:34:40
Speaker
No, I don't, actually. I have a push button. Britt, you are in control of the backstage when people come in. So you have all the power to bring them on board or not bring them on board. She's the fuck is he talking about? Yeah, I just realized. I just fucking realized.
01:34:59
Speaker
All right. but It's Saturday. Let's let it happen. Yes, she does. And we make fun of her constantly. We love the delay. We don't do it to be mean. The delay is fucking hilarious.
01:35:12
Speaker
Maybe she just does. Well, do you do that shit in purpose for our group chat? And you don't do that with but Brandy? You don't delay with Brandy? It's literally, I'm just a stoner and I'm like not catching up because you said that you were doing the fucking comments.
01:35:26
Speaker
so I haven't been fully paying attention. I'm doing the comments. You have the box down below. When people come in, you bring them on board or you don't bring them on board. Let's fucking go. You can play in the boxes.
01:35:41
Speaker
You can have all the boxes. Put the bucket hat on, bitch. Wow. You are bald and you have man tits. That's awesome.
01:35:52
Speaker
um very exactly Okay. man How's it going, Bradley? What are you up to? this taking you Yeah, that's exactly why you're on the list and you're not allowed within 500 yards of playgrounds, elementary schools, McDonald's playgrounds, or jump houses.
01:36:12
Speaker
I'm just hanging out. its anymore so to give now Literally, you're come in here just hanging out Give us some details, bitch. like How was your day?
01:36:26
Speaker
teranto Went to return some cans because I got a lot of cans built up in a closet. and Took shit out of my car, put the seats down, filled the car up with cans and went down to the return place.
01:36:40
Speaker
It was closed for the day because the machines were broken. We didn't know it. so i had to turn around and bring them home. so Sounds like a good day. I didn't mow the lawn, though, because it's been getting... It was pretty dry because it wasn't raining, so I didn't have to do it for a while.
01:36:55
Speaker
Fuck you, Blaze! I'm That is funny, too. I'm sorry. Blaze is excited. He's not here. Fuck you, Blaze. Fuck you, Blaze! No,
01:37:12
Speaker
no it's funny. It's fine. Anyways, so you did car work today is what you're saying. ah Yeah, some work. I did yard work. yeah I mowed my lawn. and but but like Before I was done with my big side yard, my riding mower died.
01:37:29
Speaker
Hey, come on back on track. You brother you know I do. Shit happens. That's all. on mower That's my exciting day. What's up?
01:37:42
Speaker
well Well, thank you for joining us. um Hopefully it's a good night yeah well cheers cheers dude i gotta go touch myself inappropriately you know wow no ping you can go pee and that's not inappropriate to touch yourself when you're i was gonna put on a braid to be honest but all right actually
01:38:14
Speaker
alright actually If you don't mind, Bradley, I'm going to put on a little break really quick. Because you're fucking fucked. That's why. we all didn' Never mind.
01:38:28
Speaker
Yeah, if I can still hear you, then fine. Whatever. my God. I fucking hate you. oh my god it's soing here oh oh a You know, i've never hit a woman I've never hit a woman before, but sometimes I fantasize about what it would be like punch you in the... No, I'm just kidding.
01:38:51
Speaker
I'm just kidding. I'm just playing. I'm not scared of you, bitch. and I am going to shake the fuck out of you before I put you in a trash can.
01:39:06
Speaker
Oh. No, it's shaking Britney syndrome. Bradley, get it right. Whitney, bitch.
01:39:20
Speaker
First, shake it, shake and then you bake it. And then you throw it in the garbage, I guess. First, you shake it, and then you put it in the trash can.
01:39:33
Speaker
It's Whitney, bitch. You don't eat it, though. No thank you and Brittany is so polite.
01:39:46
Speaker
I don't know where the fuck you got that from, but... but hey at least you at least you had a workout today, buddy. That's why he's got his muscle shirt Look, do you see that, Tarantula?
01:39:57
Speaker
i didn't I didn't go sleeveless tonight because i i just knew that Bradley was going to come out, man. and I didn't want to be embarrassed. Sun's out, guns out, man. I didn't want to be embarrassed. I had to cover up.
01:40:10
Speaker
I had to cover up. ah Whatever you're into, man. Oh, this gas station by my house had the Real American Beer and they had a big cardboard cutout of Hulk Hogan.
01:40:21
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And I asked the guy the other day because I hadn't seen it in there. I'm like, oh, whatever happened to that cardboard? Because I wanted to buy it. And he's like, oh, the fucking overnight guy I came in. It was gone. I asked him. He's like, well I don't know. So I guess he took it.
01:40:35
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But that would be awesome if I had a big old Hulk Hogan behind me. Just... harder over a That's what he was doing. Fucking Hulk Hogan. I will say that we're don mr real that real American beer is not too bad.
01:40:51
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Is it? Oh. i't I'm not a beer drinker, but I want i want to get it just to support Hulk Hogan.
Missing Hulk Hogan Cutout
01:41:00
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Rest in peace. i mean i mean is you like if you like If you like beer flavored water, it's not bad.
01:41:06
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so Hot dog flavored water.
01:41:24
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fucking yeah i mean
01:41:28
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say be nice what did she say knew know to be nice version of yourself was gonna draw so yeah wait one No sleeves till Brooklyn.
01:41:42
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Hold on a second. I'm trying to de decipher this. Yeah, I know. Me too. My brain hurts. Not gonna say. Oh, okay. okay I get it. I get it.
01:41:55
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Oh, I was definitely not. i Yeah, yeah, yeah. Is it what you is it raining out there?
01:42:02
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Blame it on rain. I'll talk to you later about it. think we're talk Hold on a second. I gotta go check this out. Apparently there's a UFO outside.
01:42:15
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Oh! UFO outside. Let me see it. There's a fucking UFO? Yeah. He's gonna get abducted right now. I'm on the east side too. I don't know what, but I got this shit to do.
01:42:27
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Okay, so Bradley. What's up? If you had five celebrities, like actors and shit that you could hang with not Well, I mean, you can include fans, I guess. But five actors that you can hang out with for a day.
01:42:45
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Who would you hang out Um...
Celebrity Hangout Speculations
01:42:50
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Jeez, like, uh... Alive or dead? They have to be alive as they're alive now? they're gonna be dead. Okay.
01:42:57
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Uh... Well, not old as he is now. He's not dead, but I think Jack Nicholson would be kind of interesting to hang out with. Um... Hmm... And you got to think about how they all get along together too i I had a dream. Hang a second. I got to plug in my computer stack.
01:43:18
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I had a dream one time that I was hanging out with, I don't know if you know who these guys are, but the new age outlaws, Road Dogg and Mr. Ass. And it was really cool. We were just chilling and shit.
01:43:33
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And I don't know. i think we were smoking weed. was smoking weed with Road Dogg, you know. Oh, you didn't know? but you didn't know? You always better call somebody!
01:43:47
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Jesus Christ. Was there UFO? ah No. it's so I don't know what it is. but it's not I think it's a cell tower. All right. But, yeah. Kids of all ages. Cats and dogs.
01:43:58
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alright but yeah so whatever absolutely dream kids of all ages cats and dogs The two-time tag team world champions of the world, Road Dogg Jesse James. Tag team champion of the world.
01:44:14
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ah Fucking hate you guys. Road Dogg Jesse James. Badass Billy Gunn. you you me no Who the dogs out? God.
01:44:25
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the Yeah. Who let the road dogs out? We got two for you. Something.
01:44:35
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Dude, that was like one of my but favorite
Wrestling Tag Teams Nostalgia
01:44:40
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intro tag teams ever until fucking um fucking homeboy and New Jersey.
01:44:50
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Oh, my bad. The masculinity is strong in here tonight. Yeah.
01:44:59
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And you can't teach that. What the fuck is this? Enzo Amore. Enzo Amore. Amore, yeah. yeah Yeah, it is. It is seven-foot-tall tag team partner.
01:45:13
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I can't remember what his name was in WWE.
01:45:17
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When you're short and you say the same things over and over again, that's some... Manzo. Amore. Amore. Masculinity? It's wrestling talk. It's not masculinity.
01:45:30
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What? Why is it masculinity? What? What? I had a beer. What? I had another beer. What? Three beers. What? Four beers. What? Five beers. What?
01:45:41
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taco. What? This is... ah attackco one this And that's the bottom line. It's 9 so yeah Yeah, I feel like I'm going to have to order some more alcohol.
01:45:54
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I used to say wrestling things to teachers when i was in school. Like I did ah a Booker T to a teacher. Oh, fuck yeah. Booker T was one that I hated but loved at the same time. What is a Booker T?
01:46:07
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and Did the teacher give consent? No. I think I did. so Well, A consensual Booker T? I'm the five-time! Five-time! Convicted! Oh! Oh! consensual booker teen um um the fire time fire time you convicted oh No, no.
01:46:30
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I did something bad, so she asked me to leave the the class, and I went, you not just say that. Tell me! You not just say that.
01:46:41
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I'm saying that is what I used to have as a catchphrase. I did secret think that's all I did. The Rock, the rocket you as much as I hated The Rock, I did.
01:46:53
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Teacher asks you, hey, Glick, can you solve this math equation? I'm sorry, what did you say? can you solve It doesn't matter what you say. Math
01:47:06
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is hard. Bradley, are you super senior? Five times over? Super senior? Yeah, you've been a senior for five years?
01:47:17
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We know Glick is. Joke's on you. I'm an overachiever. I'm a ten times. Ten times senior. ah ta A ten. A fucking ten and I still got wood. what's that What does that mean?
01:47:29
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guys don't know what that's from, shame on you and you have shitty ass lives. One of the greatest movies of all time. Ten years senior. Ten years senior. That's actually in multiple things.
01:47:44
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God damn it, Glick. No, I'm talking to... philip but I give it a tan. A tan. And I still got fucking wood. It's it's a line from a movie. One of the greatest movies of all time. I've never seen that.
01:47:57
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Put this fire upon your head and close your eyes and smile and say, I'm about to get hit in the nuts. What the fuck movie is it from? and but the mountain That's a cute Mount Me hat you got there.
01:48:10
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Mount Me? Not yet. But maybe after a few more of these.
01:48:14
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Nope, nope. I've never seen it. It's going up dinosaurs.
Movie Quote Confusion and Banter
01:48:20
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No. and says No, I've never seen the movie. I hate both of you. It's not even a movie. It's a show. No, it's a movie. No, it's a movie. Is it... You're going to hurt my feelings. You're going to hurt my feelings. I'm going home.
01:48:35
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I'm going home. Oh, I know it now. I'm going to the same night. it shi Yes, Schindler's List. Nailed it. Nailed it. no Okay. i I'm the rest for not... this with Three butt naked freshmen who want to suck your dick.
01:48:54
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Oh, that's right. ah I got it now. Sophie's Choice. Yes. but Well, it also, they say it in, I think, The Office as well or Brooklyn Nine. Hang on, gotta go.
01:49:11
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Just hashtag it. Just hashtag it. Damn it, Glick. Fucking Glick. I can't. You don't have... You didn't give me all this shit. It's Brian's song, isn't it? Brian's song.
01:49:23
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That's a horrible movie. Don't ever watch it. hate it here. I hate it here. yeah and good Goodbye. I hate it here. I don't like it here. Y'all suck.
01:49:34
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Y'all suck. The movie Airplane. That's my job. That radio's a western. What movie? right Radio. Are we talking about rest Westerns again? Oh, my God. He was the retard that loved football. It's a Western.
01:49:50
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i edge him never seen that movie it what That's what I'm talking about. was it it fucking I was talking about fucking varsity blues, man. I'm dropping fucking quotes from varsity blues, man, and y'all are killing me. Varsity blues But I've only watched it once. I never re-watched it.
01:50:11
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I watched zero times. Blizzes, what is going on? Are you in a storage room are you guys remodeling the store? I am. I am in the storage room. Oh, yeah. bottles and Stuff them in your pants.
01:50:27
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Nobody will notice. I'm good. Make a trip up to Ohio.
01:50:34
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We all fuckers up to it. Apparently, I found out that Blaze and Brandy were on a little sneaky, sneaky conversation. and We were. On our way back from Oregon, I got to bring this motherfucker some bourbon. Oh, yeah. yeah and you You don't have to.
01:50:53
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She's like, Brandy's hooking me up. What are you talking about? You have to. You think Brandy's garbage? She's garbage, too, man.
01:51:06
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sure I overheard that she was going to make it to the wedding. That's awesome. like You know what? i mean She's not a bitch, brand pretty but now she told me shut up. I'm going to say, i'm gonna make i want i want to make sure that we get Blaze.
01:51:24
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I want to make sure we get at least least two bottles because clearly it's... we Just one. just one Just one. oh I only need one. and Then but that we can pressure well both of them one night.
01:51:36
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No, one of them, well, if you guys bring two, one's definitely getting opened up at the wedding. Which wedding? man. The one on the 20th.
01:51:47
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Michael and Suze. You heard what I said about Brandy coming to the wedding. She wasn't going to go until she found out Britt was going to be there. She said, fuck Blaze, fuck you, Glick, fuck Michael. And she's like, oh, Brittany's going to be there. I'm so going.
01:52:03
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Bitch, fuck you. Nice. Nice. That was all I can. That noise. I'm going to private this. to private this.
01:52:24
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oh there that's fine i'm going to private at this everybody na I'm privating this. Oh, yeah he left.
01:52:36
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No, no. guy I don't think he realized what he did. I'm privating this. Okay, what is it? want to see it. Nothing. As soon as it's over, this episode goes away. Oh. What do i fuck
01:52:52
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happened? a The apocalypse. Cool. Actually, we're going to come right back. We're going to come right back. Yeah, let's take a break.
01:53:14
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