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Nonsensical Nonsense: Let's get weird
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Welcome and Technical Mishaps
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Yeah.
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What's going on and welcome back everybody. Sorry about that. I just real quick shout out to my man Rock Lee EDM Combat Remixes. Congratulations on getting married, brother. Long time no see. Hopefully got your ears on. Hopefully you hear us and come hang out with us again when you get a chance, man.
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that That intro is by our guy, Rocky. ah We are back. ah Sorry about that. um We were going to play a little music, take a little breaky break. And I'm an asshole.
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And I double clicked the in-stream button. I knew what was happening. I know better than that. Uh, but, uh, I hit the end stream and I confirmed it and it just, it just ended. So, uh, yeah, my bad.
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It happens. Not, not very often, not on my end anyways, but it does happen. So, uh, But we're back, nonetheless. And we're joined by friends. So welcome back to Nonsensical Nonsense, everybody. You know the drill.
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Give us follow. Give us a like. Give us share. Bio.link slash nonsensical network. Angel's in the building. And as she said. i already fucking told the chat that you hit the wrong button. And here the fuck you are.
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Yes. But she told me I was retarded and made me feel bad. But then she lifted my spirits by saying, hey, click. We got a whole nother six hours that we can do. There's a car. Let's go. Let's go.
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And then we got our boy Bradley. Sun's out, guns out. What's going on? Thank God. a very good thing that you accidentally ended it because right after you did, I porn bombed. You lucked out there. Oh, you pulled your winner out on us. I did. i did bit hi You Well, you lucked out. yeah yeah You ended the stream.
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Hashtag awkward boner. Hashtag awkward boner on my end. My bad. No, it was soft. It was kind of an innie, so maybe that's why you didn't see it. It was like a turtle. It was like a scared turtle.
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Yeah. I think I can. I think I can. but Why did the show where restart? Yeah, my bad, guys. That was on me. I accidentally hit the wrong button. um And then we were going to be back sooner, but I was getting made fun of by...
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Angel and Bradley and and great name the the resident stoner who is probably still on the other street. Because she's all alone and she's like, where's everybody at? Where did everybody go?
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Where did everybody me? Lonely. I'm so lonely. It's so lonely. That's racist.
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but But racist. I'm just singing it the way he does. That's all. Yes, I'm fired. My bad. My bad. That's on ah You know, even the great ones eat shit every once in while. And that's what makes us so great. Because we can eat shit.
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And we can so come back to it i yeah come back and say, yeah, my bad. I fucked up. I fucked up at the end of the day. so thanks
Humor and Anecdotes
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commission yeah I mean, we again.
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So yeah, apparently there is a comeback. Yeah. yeah You eat pieces of shit for
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you know I was doing a line from Ladies, man. You ever hear when they're doing the eating? You just ate some shit. Some human shit.
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Nobody ever seen that movie. Nobody ever seen that movie. You've got to do it in the butt. people People didn't even watch that skit. No, they did. They didn't.
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um covassier Some love the ladies' band. Only select few, obviously, watched it. well Yeah. silly thing I like silly things. Come on.
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Gotta be able to not be so cynical all time. I do this show on Saturday night. I'm going to hang out with you people. Apparently, I love silly things. but that yeah Your mouth is being silly.
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My mouth is being silly. That's what your mom said, bro. oh That was fucking good. Your mouth is being so silly right now. There she is. There's a queen here. Thank goodness we were speared.
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What happened to the other stream? I don't even know. We don't know. the I'm an asshole, and I hit the buttons. I hit the point the wrong button. yeah I hit the buttons. It wasn't me.
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I think it was the aliens that were above your house. Remember the UFO? oh i Maybe I'm freaking out about nothing. and It was probably the UFO. Yeah, aliens. Probably william knows what's up tonight.
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I will say, aliens are like usually my days, but I have been going through a lot. And I don't think I can hang out much longer.
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For real. Actually, I'm going to leave. Are you okay? Are you okay? We'll talk about it later. Hit me up. Let me know, man. Are you okay? Now I'm seriously like, I fuck around and I fuck with you a lot, but now I'm seriously worried about you. I hope everything's okay, Britt.
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Do have to hurt somebody? Maybe. Let me know. Seriously. Allegedly. um'm Now I'm so legit worried about you. Seriously, that's good.
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I'm good. I just, I can't keep my mind on this right now, so I'm sorry. i hope you guys have a good night. And everybody out there, like, share, subscribe.
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I'm sorry. I'm not here for the bullshit. No. yeah i'll check you out later i'll try to i'll try to be in the comments and talk to y'all and they big out of here
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need to get out of here it's britney bitch it's britney bitch it's britney bitch it's britney man um just
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the first time. level but written gri Britney. Britney. ah talk Oh, fuck all y'all.
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Man, that means like I gotta just look at them two all night. Fuck. I'm sorry, Angel. Especially me. like I'm a bum tonight anyway.
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No, you're gorgeous always. Every night. She gorgeous as always. Shut up, you fuck. You're a fuck-ass bitch. You're going to be the one in the trash can.
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Who's going to put my big ass in the trash can? I know. i forget that he was gonna put you in the tra I'm to need some help. For sure. What were you going to do before you put her in the trash can? Shake and bake?
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mr shake First you shake and then you're Brit. For Michael's wedding, he's putting me in a trash can and I'm drop kicking him in the face.
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and i'm spray painting and um'm And I'm purposely spray painting her name wrong. It's going to be Brit to any trash on the side. It's Brit to shape trash. Are you going to drop kick him while in the trash can?
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No, she's going to look like an inflatable wavy arm thing in the trash can. bri version You're to do like an EOSky kind of thing and bug it in the trash can. Yeah, I'm going to be like flailing my limbs around. but you Stop here. It's so wetty.
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going to do that cartoon thing where she sneaks around and it just be the trash can. It'll lift up. You see her legs go. Trash can will go back down. Woo.
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okay Yeah, that's what I was saying to Blaze the other day. It was funny as shit. It's just like on obvious nail. It's my fucking hermit crab. yeah' your house It's my what is it called?
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Shell. Your shell.
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Britney on a half shell. Britney britney power.
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Why do you see red lights flashing in the background, Britney? Why do you see red lights flashing in the background? Every couple minutes, there's a red light that flashes and it goes away. And a little bit later, there's another one.
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And it goes away. And it goes again. I'm going to choke. I hope it's not for me. Brittany, don't put on the red
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light.
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See, sometimes you land it sort
Mythical Creatures and Celebrities
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of.
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And... No, it's... they probably are There was ah an ambulance right outside. okay. I think, right? Avalanche or an ambulance? Oh, not too high to remember.
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Appalachian. but Either way, you gotta be scared. Mm-hmm.
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But, no. Also, friends walking around might yeah Yeah. Glick is talking to something being muted.
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Yeah, he's talking to Brandy. no. Okay. I don't see Chad on my phone. We need a hashtag. We're talking to Brandy, bitch. Yeah. Brittany talk.
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Brandy. Get it right. Shit. My bad. God damn. and there yeah yeah yeah so what's your favorite britney spears song the bottle song yeah mean but i seen the angular there one who's say thank you thank you ah ah like that one song' like complicated like
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that ever fucking la shit shit they doing the shopmp God damn it. I didn't know. um Yeah, yeah. What's that one?
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i liked I don't remember the name. I like the one where she hits her head in the bathtub. Yeah. And there's blood. I like that one. It's a good song. You fucking would. It's good song.
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you fucking would it's a good right and The one I don't like the most is Oops I Did It Again because my sisters, till this day, ever since that fucking song came out, i was like, oh, it's you.
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You guys hope something. You crush them again. Oops, I did it again. i'm like, fuck you guys. wow Yeah, I thought that sounded so great with your pants. I feel that. It's like when you say I love you, you'll be like, who the fuck is you?
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right Who is this you person you fucking talking about?
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love that shit. Anyways. Alright. Did you come up with your five celebrities that you would want to hang out with for a day? as the new age outlaw Do they have to get along?
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Oh. I think they get along. yeah It would be preferable if they get along. Unless That's not what you want. they You want them to fucking fight.
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No, no, I don't want no fights. That's up to you. No. Does New Age Outlaws, is that considered one pick or two? Because it's two people. that I'll let it as two.
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Okay. So I got Jack Nicholson. I got the Road Dogg Jesse James. I got the Badass Billy Gunn. And I guess probably maybe Dave Chappelle?
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o See, yeah I was making up different categories of like comedians, different things. But then because, like you said, like yeah they have to get along, right?
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Yeah. So that's why I was making different categories. So you can like, okay, whatever, go for it. Do they actually have to be like celebrities?
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or Sure. Musicians, celebrities, people that make more money than us. Yeah, and Leonardo da Vinci. I want to hang out with Leonardo da Vinci.
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Why? I'd probably say some wacky ass shit. You're going to sit around hanging out there and fuck each other? Yeah. Why not? He had all those fucking inventions, too. I bet he was a wacky ass motherfucker.
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True. And he could fucking party, I bet you. Oh, for sure. He was Hey, Neil, make a painting of this and I fucking spread my asshole in front of him. Okay, brother.
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Hell no. I'm going to poke him in the chocolate starfish. This is why nobody wants to ask me. I do know that two people my list would be Seth Rogen and ah Jason Statham. That's good one.
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Jason Statham. I don't know the other three. Don't you get in my car right now. And I will drive really fast. Because I got one to fuck and one to look at the whole time.
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So really i don't need the other two people. Fuck the dad bod and look at the fucking hot one. Here we are. Let's go. Oh my god. Eiffel Tower.
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Who gets the front and gets the back? um I'm going to look at Jason and fucking fuck Seth. ah Okay. isa dad bought Okay. and Okay, so you've seen the movie ah The Wrong Missy
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with What's-Her-Face. Everybody says that I remind them of her.
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And I don't know whether or not to take it as a compliment or an insult. um look We definitely and look like we could be sisters.
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It's Chelsea Peretti. chelsea but No, it's not Chelsea Peretti. Chelsea Green. No, no. yeah I'm doing great at this, guys. I think you look like Becky Lynch. no um I only know wrestlers.
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Do you know Becky Lynch? I think you look like Becky. You're the man. now I know who fucking Becky Lynch is. but time ah hey ah I you. I might need to add mor Morgan Freeman to my thing so we can narrate everything going on. Because that'd be funny. yeah yeah There's number three.
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There's this fucking and comedian chick. don't know if she's a comedian. If Liz is here or Glick was here or Michael, they had fucking her name. Okay, Lauren Lapkus.
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Red hair, she plays in a lot of comedy shows and movies fucking adore her so fucking much yeah we weren't in the machines being part of it too you look at a how about you give us a hint so i can look it up laura who or are you talking about lauren lapkiss that's who i'm talking about lauren vodkiss lab
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She looks like she could be my older sister. It's like the... mom bodki Good nose. Lapkiss. God, are you fucking stupid? I swear to God.
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I feel like you're doing this on purpose. He is. Lauren Lapkiss. Right? I'm just not hearing you right. right i'm just not hearing you right
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But anyways, a lot of people have told me, watch that movie. She's silly, goofy. Tell me what to do. i wasn't even listening to you.
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What movie am I watching? Johnny Bones, get your goofy ass up here. Jersey, get your ass up here. I haven't been watching that movie. I can see that. I can that. looking it up i see that Wally, get your ass up here.
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The Wrong Missy is what it's called. um Oh, with with ah David Spade and... Or not David Spade, the other guy. Is it David Spade with the wrong Missy? Yes.
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That movie's fucking hilarious. People say that I'm like her lot. They're like, you remind me of this chick. The crazy bitch?
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Yes. You crazy, bitch. Oh, that's another one on list. So good. I'm on top of it. Hey, you got a point. You got a point. I know music. Don't blame me when it comes to music.
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I know music. I know movies. That's what I do, baby. I'm always going crazy. What? Yeah. it and Angel, that's my bro, Chip.
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No, I'll say the neighbors are so crazy. Not Glick. That and my neighbor. Oh, yeah. I'm not her neighbor. I would not move into a neighborhood Angel lives and talk about the neighborhood going to hell.
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No, it's all good. I'm just kidding, Angel. You know I got nothing but love you, girl. Big ass backyards. got everything. Yeah. You know I got nothing but love for you, girl.
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Oh, I know.
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Britney. Obviously what? What's poppin'? Your houses dark mayors cannot rap on my house She said let's go to a rave.
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but but Go to a rave? Your house is as dark as vampires. That's why I like this Is that a racist joke? joke against vampires because vampires aren't dark they're actually pretty pale i don't know and in some instances when some dumb bitch writes a fucking series and she makes her fucking vampire sparkly queers and then everybody fucking loves them have been yeah i'm talking to you i'm talking only the big women like the dudes
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mean there's 500 years old. Wait, what? I don't like overhead lights. Only the big women like the dudes that were all sparkly and the werewolves. I mean, the werewolves... I will will give toile i will i will will give Twilight props on this.
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That CGI transformation to the that was pretty fucking dope. That might be the the best CGI werewolf transformation I've ever seen. And that's coming from a guy who is a die-high horror fan.
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That was quick, and it was seamless, and it was smooth. Like, boom, I'm an Indian. Nah, just kidding. I'm a werewolf. You can't see me. I'm just thinking about it.
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Skinwalker, I'm a magic man. Now you see me. Now you don't. I'm about to give you the hairy knuckle shuffle. but We're going all over the place. and My brain hurts.
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We went from Twilight to fucking wrestling to Harry Potter in like two seconds. What was the Harry Potter? I missed that one. That's how we rolled, right?
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There was not a Harry Potter reference. It was Harry Knuckles. Yeah, Harry Knuckles. Because if you masturbate, you get Harry Palms and Harry Higgins. No, that's Palms. Bradley, show Bradley, show them.
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charles bradley show so so share And that means you masturbate in the shower. And then if you look down, I masturbate in the shower.
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masturbate in the shower. I masturbate in the shower. I masturbate when I'm. I masturbate a lot.
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um masturbated a lot The hairy knuckles is is because there's a werewolf. that That was for the hairy. I can masturbate to anything. And I masturbate a lot.
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I can masturbate to a female transforming into a werewolf. And then you get to see the hairy tits. I am a master debater. i actually am a master debater. Master debater is what I meant. Not master debater.
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We've had this conversation before. ever see a fucking werewolf movie where a chick turns into werewolf and and she rips open in her shirt and you can see her ger ginger ginger snaps ginger snaps was it yeah okay i yeah ginger snap is yeah they were very werewolves yeah love those hairy tits i want to fuck a big foot who does not love it so you like a dude so have been braley so you like a dude with man boobs with the main hairies.
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Is that what that means? Yes. You know what the great thing about werewolf titties are? What?
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A female werewolf? She got eight of them bitches, though. Oh, I didn't think of that. No, i didn't. Yeah, she got eight of them titties. Because that's called Matthews.
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I hate life. You'll get six big hairy tits on your back. Me too. Werewolves are dogs and female dogs have lots of titties.
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So a werewolf chick has eight tits. I don't understand this. I'm not stupid. So wait, y'all two into bestiality? Dude brains like, oh, titties. And I like titties too. I'm like, come on, and No, I was making fun of Radley. and of Yeah, but I don't know. You seem to have a whore on it. So I think you're both into fucking bestiality.
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That's kind of creepy and You're a gun whore on it. they into the there wasn't furries I do what I do. i do what i do it is whatever transition happens if you take too much of this stuff, man? oh you don't want to take too much of that. You'll fucking, you'll wind up seeing six hairy tits on my back. And yes i don't want to throw you in the pool, man. You'll sink like a rock. Give me some glitter. Okay. I'm just going to cut At the end of the day, I think we can, I think we can all agree on this.
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The only place glit glitter belongs is on strippers. Well, i I think they all have a shiny color. Not true. That's not true at all. Where else are you going put glitter where it's perfectly acceptable? That's your that's sort a car masculinity shit.
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ah shit i don't even te to actually I don't even go to strip clubs. I don't even like strip clubs because for multiple reasons. the The most important reason is why am I going to spend all this money just to go home and jerk off when I can stay at home for free, drink yeah cheap beer and jerk off.
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it's all the yeah It's all the same outcome. I'm still jerking off at the end of the night. you think Do you think any strip clubs have a live web feed? Yeah, yeah they a lot of them do.
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You've got to pay for it, though. Maybe absolutely no glitter you. would think you'd have to pay for like an OnlyFans kind thing. I'm not a stripper or a gay vampire, so there is no glitter on me, mama. so here in why John McSmith, how do you doing, brother? Cheers to you.
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Hey, cheers. We are ah not off the rails. We are actually on multiple coasters right now. We're multiple coasters right now. We're good. here's where glitter is perfectly acceptable we are the definition of adhdh adhd yeah you can't even get the letters out adhd okay eighty d eighty Letters are hard.
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Hyper. Letters are hard. Words are hard. Math is hard. Everything's hard. It's all heard my day is hard. My dick is hard. Bradley, why are you hard?
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like Well, you know. We're talking about glitter and Bigfoots and everything. We're all hard. Here's the only other way glitter is acceptable. You take a piece of construction paper, you take a glue, and you write, happy birthday in glue, and then, boom, you throw glitter on it.
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There you go. Shake it off the access. Shake it off, yeah. Happy birthday, i just brought your mom, poof, in glue. And it makes it better. Before you throw the glitter on, you go like this.
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e yeah you like that glitter all over the card there you go just put some extra glue spots on it or maybe it's not maybe you don't even need glue you know what i'm saying hope you got that kid in a window like your consistent salty I said glitter juice. Glitter juice. Why does this birthday... What is this birthday? fabulous, bitches. God queen, yeah.
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Right, Jersey, me too. Glitter eyeshadow, glitter gloss, yes. Scotto's nails are dope, that's fine. Scotto's nails are amazing. Where is Scotto tonight?
00:29:53
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Somebody up the Scotto signal and get his beautiful ass up in here. It would be like she'd be fucking birds. Yeah. Right here. I love you guys. Love you, girl. Shut up.
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yeah right here but i am and love on guys but love be a girl no
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Yeah, I need to head out.
Life in Arizona and Deliveries
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It looks like the Superman. I can't get back. I don't love you. I have to shut the phone. We can do it this way. looks more like the Superman symbol. Look at that. It's a Superman symbol. Speed pics. Speed pics. Let's go.
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Screenshot that. got to pay for that, bro. You got to pay for that. Oh, no. I screenshot that. Put your hands in. Go, buddy. Did you turn it on? who's earn Who's closer than Jack?
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okay Love you, Jerry. Hope everything's okay. you brandy Hit me up. love you Let me know who I gotta hurt. Let me know who gotta hurt. I'm in a violent mood, just so you know.
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Let's do it. Gang, gang! Gang, gang! gang gang Let's go. I think some violence.
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i call ah rubb i bit It's Britney, bitch. It's a Britney. Are they dry?
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Are they wet? Just find a basket and put them in. but I don't know. Your sister did that. Oh my God. I thought you were leaving.
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Why are you still here? Fucking go away already. God, I want to talk shit about you. And you're still here. I'm just kidding. No, I'm just kidding. I'm not going to talk shit about it. Britt's my girl.
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Britt's my girl. She knows I love her. I give her so much shit, but she knows I love her. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Fucking white car. going right back. I'm going to grab one of the fucking guns and take these fucking birds out.
00:32:03
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Are you going to shoot birds with a baby gun? They're irritating the fuck out me. And I'm going to shoot them. I'll shoot towards the trees. Are you going to really leave me alone with Bradley? No, grackles. They're just mockingbirds. do you know what it means to kill a mockingbird? Bradley, shut the fuck up. Shut Shut the fuck do it.
00:32:29
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I just want them to shut up. They need to go to sleep. tired of fucking hearing them. I'm not in the rain first. I'm not in fucking... Don't leave me. Don't leave me on alone in here. No, I'll still here. Bye. Don't leave me alone.
00:32:40
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Don't leave me alone with him. Bye, bitch. Bye, bitch. No, I'm not here. Don't listen to fucking birds the background. I'm going to go shoot some of them pigeons out there. oh No, oh I didn't say that.
00:32:53
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I'm to shoot towards the trees, but I do not harm an animal. You think you're going to scare them away? i ain't gonna scare them away it won't do nothing they're gonna laugh at me and be like you bitch it's my home i do hear them yeah i don't think those are birds i think those are bats no they're grackles hey they flew away oh yay no some of them oh my god i hate this time of year go back to fucking canada well just go out there with some pots and pans and bang them around do a little cookie dance
00:33:30
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That won't work. Just go outside and go like... When it gets cold, they fly away. When it gets cold, they fly away. Only one stays here. We named him Julio.
00:33:41
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Because my sister's name is Julia. And she's annoying as fuck. Obnoxious and whatever else. Just like these furs. So Meloverson is Julio. He stays because his flock left him three years ago.
00:33:55
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And he hangs around property. I feed him. But now this new flock's here, he's trying get involved with the ladies. o And next month or so, they'll all be gone.
00:34:07
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Those birds sound like a rusty, squeaky wheel. That's horrible. Oh, I hear the same thing every time we talk, but here we are. i mean, I'm sorry. My bad. do you i'm trying be nice you live I'm trying to be nice tonight.
00:34:21
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Do you live in an aviary? but No, I live in Arizona. I cannot believe that I'm about spill it. My bad, because I thought you lived in an aviary. That's not too bad, actually. That's my bad. You live in Arizona. I didn't know.
00:34:33
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Hey, real quick. Y'all, no, Brittany, no, no, no, no. We didn't run out of Brittany. She had some stuff going on. She had to dip out. Oh, yeah. I thought you booted her out as a joke, and then she came back. no no no No, no, no, no, no. I didn't know. I didn't know. She's just saying later for a while.
00:34:51
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Yeah, she was I was surprised at how long she was still around because she had been saying later for a hot minute. No, Brittany has power. She can come and go as she please. She can come and go as she pleases. ah Hey, baby girl, you got you got your ears on out there? Did you want to use some more wine?
00:35:06
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Because this asshole, this alcoholic just ordered more booze. Red, red wine. Where the fuck's mine? No. Probably at the fucking beer store that you haven't gone. Oh, wait. Never mind. I you slowed down.
00:35:22
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Wait, what? I did. I did. i think had I fucking grabbed a mine today before the light stream. Are those birds fucking? You want me to show you the fucking photo?
00:35:37
Speaker
Huh? ah fixing we used for do something things um wash in No, you wash her or dry. No, just put them in there. but um There's like a little plastic thing, but I don't know where they're at.
00:35:51
Speaker
You look at Arizona. That's the desert. How is there that many birds in the desert? It's like a little. It don't matter.
00:36:01
Speaker
I don't know. I don't know where they're at. They're floating around here. Just turn the dryer on. You're fine. They're in the fucking trees, dude. I'm guessing you don't have to mow your lawn too much. no no No, no, no. You put those in the washer. Those are scent beads.
00:36:19
Speaker
That makes your clothes smell good. Yeah, don't judge me. I'm a man. I've got scent beads. um'm I'm a man, and no woman lives in my house, and I have scent beads. Don't judge me.
00:36:30
Speaker
I am. Especially because you put the scent beads in your asshole and pulled them out real quick. know No, not those sent beads, Bradley. Those are for later, dude. Come on. Those are for later. Yeah, come on, bro. See, this is why get mad at you. Yeah, don't put it on live stream. That's for later.
00:36:47
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That's for my OnlyFans. Come on, man. That's for the OnlyFans in the and the Nonsensical Network Patreon page. Come on. Get your shit together, Bradley. and Cheers, by the way. I think that's what you're trying to do. I think trying to cheers, yeah.
00:37:00
Speaker
Cheers to you, brother. I'm going to get my shit together, which is what you do with those beads. You're goddamn right I do. You actually made it funny.
00:37:13
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They smell yummy. I love some beads, man.
00:37:18
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yeah Calm down, Splinter.
00:37:22
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I'm coming. Very good.
00:37:26
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a long time ago i came up on a damn hold on a goddamn second what happened did they do a new transformers movie am i in the new transformers movie i was racist the way of the is that the one that they just did rise rise of the beast oh that was uh radical radical oh okay it just said okay and just said
00:37:54
Speaker
Trailer for the new... I know I think this is a new one, dude. No, no, I've watched this before. Yeah, I watched Rise of the Beast too, but I think... I don't know, man. I don't know.
00:38:05
Speaker
i just got a notification that there's a new... and Maybe it's just coming to Netflix for the first time. that That was a dope-ass movie, man. Rise of the Beast. Oh, They had a Glick Transformer. Was it?
00:38:18
Speaker
a glick transformer and as it Yeah, Optimus Primal. That's me. Oh, the gorilla? Yeah, I'm built like a silverback.
00:38:31
Speaker
think You smell like a silverback. I probably do smell like a silverback. I'm also built like one. ah ah They smell like yummy. What'd you get?
00:38:43
Speaker
Hey, baby girl, what'd you get? Did you get two big bottles or one big bottle? i I cannot believe I just spent...
00:38:54
Speaker
I'm mad about spending an extra $7 on beer, but it's like it's really it's really like an extra $7 that saves me from getting another DUI and spending thousands of dollars on court fines and fees and losing my license and going to jail. So am I really mad about $7? No. No.
00:39:17
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no
00:39:21
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want to spend $7 or $700? And this is why you have a child of age who can buy your shit for you. I don't, though. Not yet. I got one more year. I got one more year.
00:39:36
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Yeah. but she yeah But it's she can't. no I don't know what she got, baby. I like that I left you with score. Yeah. I live in a play i live ah where I can walk to store. I'm very grateful. I yeah i used to.
00:39:51
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my My old apartment, my my apartment that I had before I got this condo, I was literally a block and a half from the gas station. Not only that, but the but the pizza shop right next door to the gas station, they delivered beer.
00:40:05
Speaker
No extra charge. and They charged the same price as the gas station. yeah so like I could just call it be like, hey, I like Say for like one of the, one of the, like, Hey, uh, yeah. I don't know. I'm just throwing names. Hey, uh, Hey, Lisa.
00:40:24
Speaker
What's going on? Click. I'm like, I need beer. She's like, all right. Cause they knew me at the pizza shop. Cause I always ordered beer and pizza from the pizza shop. especially on sundays It's probably a thing where if you're within like a certain, um like amount of, you know, dude, they were right beside the gas station. They were right beside the gas station. That was two blocks away from my house.
00:40:45
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So I would call and be like, hey, it's click. um i would I would be like, hey, it's click. And i believe what they would deliver to you. No, they delivered to everybody, but they knew my specific order. yeah pizza the pizza The pizza I wanted and the amount of beer I wanted.
00:41:02
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And they knew you were that close. So they didn't tell you, hey, why don't you just fucking come over here and get it? Walk your ass over here and get it. Why don't you the subway thing and fucking lose some weight walk Oh, go up no no, no, no, no. They 100% everybody in there made fun of me because they knew how close I was, but they also knew that I was probably already three sheets to the wind. They didn't want you walking in there. Yeah. Okay. They didn't want me walking and or driving.
00:41:29
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So yeah, it was, it was cool. It was just funny. Like my old apartment, I was on, I was on a first name basis with, with like four of my DoorDash drivers and, I remember there was ah there was ah there was a lesbian couple.
00:41:43
Speaker
And one day they I ordered food and and they delivered it to me. and the girl and and And the one girl came up. They always rode together. and And she came up and she was like, hey, click come down and look at my new car.
00:41:58
Speaker
And I went down and I was like, oh, shit. I wondered where you guys have been. I ain't talked to you guys in a while. And she's like, yeah, we got T-boned on a delivery, blah, blah, blah. wasn't our fault. um and then and then and and she was like but the insurance paid for everything and they were obviously fine and they got a nice new car and she was showing it to me nice and then there was other there was other towels where i was Huh? Did you show anything else? No, no, no, no.
00:42:25
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There was other times where i would just put in the notes on DoorDash, like the doors unlocked, just come on in. And it would be certain DoorDash drivers who knew me that would walk in and be like, what up, Glick?
00:42:37
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And I'm like, yeah, i order DoorDash a lot because I'm a fat fucking lazy piece of shit. i said And this was this was at your old apartment, which was where you used to live. When I... Oh.
00:42:52
Speaker
i was you know Until the chicken. i was i was i was i was down for it until the I See, Jersey? could have saved me
00:43:06
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thousand dollars i said i like where i live i hey i'll miss da sha each you i know you yeah work bringinging some food me out you on away and you i am the biggest gay you will ever find The biggest gayest of all time.
00:43:28
Speaker
But I'm here. Says Ali Aloud. hey tell me tell me tell me how you enjoy your 72 virgins, douche. I... I know. fuck a man.
00:43:43
Speaker
High five, bro! Because we're gay! We're gay!
00:43:51
Speaker
i let give away because we're ya and we're gay I very much appreciate what we were talking about, being able to walk to a store, because when I was growing up in my parents' house, we lived in the fucking middle of the woods. there's no I couldn't get anywhere, nowhere. So I'm like, I very much appreciate the fact.
00:44:11
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And there's ah there's a deli, like a little corner store, and ah bar I can walk to. Hey, what's better than that? You'll get drunk in a bar. I don't need to ride home.
00:44:23
Speaker
I just walk. Bye, buddy. Bye, I know you got two, but did you get two big bottles or small bottles? That's what I was asking, Mama. and Fail. it was like it was well Look, the initial high five, I don't know what the fail was. I don't know Ali Alu was the fail.
00:44:41
Speaker
don't know if the high five was a fail. But on the back end, the gay end, The back door slide in. The back end is usually the gay end. We hit that high five. We nailed it.
00:44:53
Speaker
It just took a second. You had to spit on it and slide it in. Oh, the chicken was the fan. The chicken was the fan. Oh, the chicken. Oh,
00:45:07
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man. If you need me to shut my door, if you need to shut your door, go ahead, buddy. i know i get some I know sometimes I get pretty loud in here on Saturday. Getting rambunctious. Huh?
00:45:18
Speaker
Because mom is getting sick and they think Jimmy is getting hit. Oh, I mean, if you're here tomorrow, you're here. If you're not, you're not. I give a high five like the rock hit someone. look
00:45:36
Speaker
That's what I do before I give the give my boyfriend the old four-finger shuffle. I give him the shuffle, shuffle, shuffle.
00:45:49
Speaker
You jabroni. Fucking jabroni. Good night, Cash. Randy said good night. Good night, Cash. What?
00:46:01
Speaker
You can come back here and tell her, too. Yeah, and i tell Wheeler.
00:46:09
Speaker
it's My son's name is Cash. see what you did there, Cash. hill wheel like
00:46:17
Speaker
Jackass, where we're wrestling fans too. That was a quick one. I tried to slip that one in on the road. You tried to sneak it past the goalie, but this goalie was ready. I'm like, hey.
00:46:31
Speaker
huh No, she's in the chat. She's watching the show. oh Your second night? Night. Tell everybody goodnight. Say goodnight. Have a great night.
00:46:45
Speaker
He's like, no, i got I got Jesus in my soul. me Don't let the bed. Are you fucking serious?
00:46:57
Speaker
um x Your order is now coming from a different Speedway since the original Speedway you ordered from canceled. Listen to this. This is some shit. This is some goofy ass shit.
00:47:10
Speaker
It literally said my order was on the way to my house. The door dasher had picked it up and they were going to deliver it. yeah and they were and I was watching in the back. I can't fucking drink it. no because Right? Because i'm i'm I'm watching it because I know I have to go give them my ID and all that stuff.
00:47:27
Speaker
and and And literally, like a minute before they're supposed to be here, rip, rip, rerouting to a new store. What? Y'all fucking lying. I think they're fucking around. They want to cancel it. the fuck is this guy's name? DeAndre? You fucking lying, bro. yeah You lying, DeAndre. Here's what happens to that shit. When they don't want to do something, they'll they'll like make it go long until you cancel. Because if they cancel it, it'll look bad on them. That's why they don don't to cancel it.
00:47:55
Speaker
Yeah, but the it says the store cancer canceled it. Oh, we're going to fight. You know what? I should have just ordered from Sheetz, and I shouldn't have ordered from... It was literally showing my shit was like two minutes away, and now it's like talking about another 20 minutes. You can wait like a couple minutes for your shit to get there.
00:48:15
Speaker
It ain't that bad. i run i If I run out of beer before... Oh, no, I know. I'm the same fucking way. I'm like, are fucking kidding me right now? Let's go. All right, all right, all right, all right. All right, DeAndre. All right, DeAndre. You're already at the new store.
00:48:29
Speaker
All right, DeAndre. all right think All right. That's his name. This is my dasher, DeAndre. But if I run out of beer before DeAndre gets here, I might have to teach him a lesson. injur your ass Fucking pimp hand. I want to see that shit.
00:48:48
Speaker
Bro, you got to keep your pimp hands strong with these door dashers. So there was a thing out here where they would just sit and wait for you to cancel and somebody actually went to where the fucking person was and they found them and fucking made them cancel their fucking order.
00:49:02
Speaker
They actually went to where they're just sitting in the fucking parking lot waiting for the other person to cancel them. So they they found their where they where they were and they drove to them and said fucking cancel the order right now. I'm not paying for this shit. Hell yeah. Hell yeah.
00:49:17
Speaker
And I hope they hit him in the face with a hammer. They probably did. And then they fucking probably caught him for, you know, trying to solicit something. You know, those fucking predator. I'll cancel your order if you suck my. Oh, yeah, yeah. Come on, say it. What are you doing?
00:49:39
Speaker
No, no, no. No, no, no. No way. She's asking. She's not telling. She's asking. No, no, no. I'm getting it. I'm getting it. They just switched stores. Honey, I thought you were more with that. Yeah, no. I should have i should have ah shu went with old the best place to order beer from here for me is Sheetz.
00:49:59
Speaker
i i you know I fuck around and I find out every time I order from subway or Speedway. Not Subway. Speedway. Do you think you think like will say this I will say this. for those For those of you guys who don't know, she's she's made one of the greatest mistakes of all time.
00:50:21
Speaker
so One night we were was doing this show and I ordered two Tallboys. We all know what a Tallboy is. 24 ounce can. I ordered two of them.
00:50:33
Speaker
Door Dasher showed up in my place a half hour later. With two cases Two cases of Miller Lite And I'm like ah um was I'm like The fuck is happening right now It's party time I'm like hold on Hold on door dasher She was cool as hell her her husband was driving her I'm like hey guys I need you to hold on one second And they're like okay yeaha yeah yeah yeah So I look at my app And I look at what I was charged for
00:51:07
Speaker
And I had some other stuff on there that I ordered, some other alcoholic beverages. And I'm like, two Tallboys, two 24-ounce cans of Miller Lite. just Yeah, everything's good.
00:51:19
Speaker
I got charged for two Tallboy Miller Lite, and I got two pieces of Miller Lite. And for those of you guys who don't know anything, at Sheetz, the employees get the DoorDash orders ready.
00:51:34
Speaker
So I'm like, yeah I'm not saying no. hey would it be able to Sign, here's my ID. Sign, sign, sign. Get the fuck out of here. that why here am a good good person and I cannot accept this. My order was only for two tall boys and this is two cases. i do not And now you know why she didn't do that and you're stuck in place. You're immoral.
00:51:56
Speaker
Oh no. i The same thing happened to me with ah through Amazon when I got tires. for my car. I'm not quite sure how to help Shut up! I'm not... I said the word. I said the word and she's yelling at me.
00:52:10
Speaker
But yeah, ordered four tires, of course, because that's how many it is. fucking love you, baby. I fucking love you. That's his girlfriend. But they brought me almost enough to have another fucking set.
00:52:24
Speaker
But I think I was missing like one. And I fucking... i Of course, me I told them. i was like, hey, you brought me too many tires. And and they came and got the other ones. And I shouldn't have said a damn fucking thing.
00:52:37
Speaker
Chris Technician, yes, dude. Get me the 2C, the Big Mac Deluxe, or not the Big Mac, the Quarter Pounder Deluxe, no onions, large size with a Coke.
00:52:48
Speaker
Also grab me a McChicken. Two fucking Big Macs, a fucking medium fry. God damn, you Big Mac bitch. I have a special order I get from McDonald's.
00:52:59
Speaker
Can I tell you about my special order? the special order. Chris Technician was specifically asking me. It's about me right now. Chris Technician is getting... Also, strawberry milkshake, Chris Technician.
00:53:10
Speaker
did I'm not asking like you to get anything. You're the best. I love you, buddy. I love you, buddy. Yeah, yeah. I i won. i got two cases of beer for the price of two tall boys.
00:53:23
Speaker
and And you better believe my ass didn't say shit about shit I'm like, nope. Got me voted up. Hey, DeAndre's heading my way Yeah, dog.
00:53:34
Speaker
Got my shit. Sudden. Oh, yeah. I already said to him. Yeah, I'm excited to see him. He got my shit, dawg. He got my shit, dawg. He's going to be white.
00:53:47
Speaker
He's going to be white and be a woman. I'm going to be like, you all fucked up, DeAndre. And she got you all fucked up. You are a white woman, not a black man. And you're Hey, hey, hey.
00:54:00
Speaker
hey hey She'll be like, the Andre is my baby daddy. Which baby daddy? Number four. You already know.
00:54:11
Speaker
You already know. He's the only one with a good license and shit. dang whatever Just give me my beer. And drop fucking channel. Here we are. drop fucking channel here we are she rob your channel ah yeah I made out I win. Hey, what do you mean get us more beer? Get your ass over here and bring more beer with you. yeah fucking Dude, walllly we with Wally, we ain't drank together since fucking high school, bro. We've been out of high school for over 20 years.
00:54:39
Speaker
and tell tell tell Tell the wifey that you're coming over here to get fucking drunk. You can sleep on the couch, you big bitch. Don't get mad if I tap your big ass out. Oh, shit. I'm a I'm to fucking tap Wally out. I'm going to snap his fucking ankle. Snap his order. I'm closer to you than he is.
00:54:58
Speaker
You're not going to use the cross-faced crippler? he Yes, I will. That's where I put a pillow over your face. That's where I put a pillow over your face.
00:55:10
Speaker
The figure four? the The fuck you're for? Hey! you, Chris. Chris is my guy, man. That's my guy. Yo, yo.
00:55:24
Speaker
I'll talk. I'm here. I'm here. I'm going to tap you out wearing your own shirt. I'm going to tap you out wearing a big country shirt, just so you know, you big bitch. That sounds sexy as hell.
00:55:36
Speaker
It does sound sexy. Five more fucking hours. Five more hours. My boy Wally. oh Chris Pierce.
00:55:47
Speaker
Where is he at? Chris Pierce Murder Sports. You know Wally, Angel. a Yep, I do. yeah that's that's my that's That's my guy.
00:55:58
Speaker
We've been friends since seventh grade. No, he he actually trained as an MMA fighter, and he actually fought in the octagon. But I'm going to tap his bitch ass out. Man, I want to see that shit. All my friends are either dead or in prison or alive. Mine too. i'm better Oh, I have i had i had no friends.
00:56:21
Speaker
Oh. well You guys, it's not like they're friends. Sorry. No, I prefer this way. I love it. I love that both of you were like, aw.
00:56:33
Speaker
Aw. Poor Gwitch. What a fag. And then I laughed at you. What a fag. Queen. Can we go back to McDonald's?
00:56:46
Speaker
Right. I'm fucking hungry, dude. I'm fucking getting my fucking wings in there.
00:56:54
Speaker
i hate you bradley when i go to mcdonald's i i call my order the navy seal because i order land sea and air that's right yeah i get a burger chicken and a fish and a filet-a-fish give me that va layo fish is it a is it a filet is it a filet-a-fish or a
00:57:15
Speaker
It's a plate. Oh, fish. Oh, you got to get the oh face. Oh, oh fish. Let me show you my oh fish. Oh, oh. Oh, that's terrible. Oh, fish. Bradley, you're winning tonight, bro. You're winning tonight. You're doing better tonight, man.
00:57:35
Speaker
I like this so much. Oh, yeah. Maybe it's a fucking sons out guns out white beer. But yeah, Morica, that's a guy. You can flag wife beater.
00:57:47
Speaker
I'm doing it the American way up. What you gonna do? just when Bradley starts being funny on you.
00:57:57
Speaker
Yeah, well, in there you lost it. Oh, hang on. What about this? You were doing so good. No, no, no, no. don't Just don't try. Don't try. Just be in the moment.
00:58:09
Speaker
Okay. Just be in the moment.
00:58:13
Speaker
We're back. What the fuck? Now I want to punch you in the face. We got double tarantulas. What's happening here? I actually hit the wrong button on my phone.
00:58:24
Speaker
I can't dip it. I was like, well, fuck. here we yeah When I dip, you dip, we dip. I love that fucking song. Oh, I will fight you, DeAndre. I will fight you, DeAndre.
00:58:36
Speaker
What's DeAndre doing? It just says rerouting to a new store. Okay, I'm going to close this app and I'm going to open it back up and I hope it says oh baby girl, I'm about to fight the DoorDash driver.
00:58:49
Speaker
Did it not? It said rerouting to another store again?
00:58:54
Speaker
He wants you to cancel. He wants you to fucking cancel because he doesn't want to fucking do it. You got some fucking asshole who's trying to fuck around. oh Oh, I'm going accept this. Oh, and then he's not.
00:59:07
Speaker
And now he's going to fuck around until you cancel it so it doesn't look bad on him. He doesn't want to do it. It literally sent me a picture that said that it was...
00:59:23
Speaker
It's time to not fucking drink, bro. No, I gotta to figure this out. Hold on. up parents matthewing The math is not math.
00:59:33
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Six piece wings. Three minutes. yeah Hey, welcome to Jackass. I'm Bradley and this is called slapping water bottle against your ear. Yeah, you don't have to do your shit. I'm good. Oh.
00:59:49
Speaker
oh oh Somebody in the chat said, baby, don't cancel. I thought that said, Bradley, don't cancel.
01:00:00
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I hope I don't either. Yeah, I know there's Brandy talking to Glick. And yeah, you can go ahead and cancel. Like, see like do what you heard or saw. i Oh, yeah, oh I'm trying. But I'm, you know, I'm yeah i'm still trying to be nice.
01:00:15
Speaker
It's one of those nights. I'm drinking, so I apologize. I do apologize, too. i don't know how be nice to people. so I don't care. It's okay if you're mean.
01:00:27
Speaker
i don't care. better step and get the fuck over it. hey It's okay. I don't give a shit. I don't give two shits or a piss. Thank God for that.
01:00:38
Speaker
ah You can be mean to me. I like it. Okay. um Fuck. Bro. I'm in now. They got me nice. Don't fucking do shit for me. So here the fuck we are.
01:00:58
Speaker
Here we are. and And where you are is the place to be. The fucking Amazon with the fucking birds.
01:01:09
Speaker
what What does the Amazon have to do with the birds? do you live in the Amazon? ah No, but they won't shut the fuck up. I know, I hear them. They sound like a rusty wheel. That one yelled at me.
01:01:22
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but I mean, I don't know. It's kind of kind of nice, I guess. I mean, there's worse things in the world. There's fucking traffic and and angry people yelling and shit. There's worse noises in the world you have to get over.
01:01:37
Speaker
is Somebody playing rap music really loud. There's worse noises. I don't mind that shit. ah Oh, my bad. Yeah, that's a good thing. No, but if I go Ears, it's more. The birds, yes, ear to me.
01:01:48
Speaker
What pisses off more is across my street from my house is a water park slide thing. And hear everybody fucking laughing and music playing. And screaming? Don't they scream? yeah Yes.
01:02:02
Speaker
Okay. and i'll fli everything the like I would not want to move next to a fucking Six Flags. That would suck. It would be pretty noisy. I could walk like a second and be at the park or in the pool.
01:02:14
Speaker
Unless you really like that. No, I don't. I'm sure there's people that really like that, and they could live next to an amusement park and listen to people scream. Yeah, we bought this house because it's right down the road from the high school, and our kids are going high school, so we're perfect. And they can walk to school?
01:02:31
Speaker
Yeah. They're grown. cool. I had a friend who walked to school. I lived far away from school, but I just hung out at his house a lot times. So when school got out, I just walked to his house, which was nicer. Because like I said, when I was young, I lived in the middle of the fucking woods and I hated it.
01:02:46
Speaker
So I hung out my friend's house a lot and I like being able to walk from school. It was cool. Yeah. I walked three miles every... kind of feel like my parents right now.
01:02:58
Speaker
We had to walk fucking a whole million miles
Nostalgia and Humor
01:03:00
Speaker
fucking up and downhill. ah so Uphill both ways? Yeah, uphill both ways, yeah. But no, ours was three miles from our house down to the bus stop every fucking day for years.
01:03:10
Speaker
We literally lived in the middle of the desert. Three miles to the bus stop. Wow. And get a ride from the bus and take 20, 30 fucking, 40-something minutes depending fucking slash fucking kids to get to school. We were always looking late.
01:03:23
Speaker
I'm drunk. Did you just three miles? Yeah, that's where walk. You walked three miles. That's That's not walking distance.
01:03:37
Speaker
No, it is. You get up at like four o'clock in the morning. You fucking eat breakfast. whatever else fucking Your mom's got your fucking clothes hanging on the fucking stove to keep warm because it's cold as fuck. You put them on. You fucking go to school. You get home from school.
01:03:51
Speaker
we get home in school You fucking sit there and change and you go to work. Do you know what could happen in the the span of three miles? Oh, yeah. There's plenty of snakes. There's plenty of fucking spiders. There's plenty of fucking coyotes. There's plenty of people. But here are. There's no people.
01:04:09
Speaker
Nope. Well, yeah, I guess. I guess so. I guess. i mean What a mean! Out in middle the Mojave Desert. There's nobody around. ah Well, unless there is somebody, then there's no witnesses to see them kidnapping you, right? I know, know. We're good, we're good.
01:04:24
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Oh, okay. so it's physically impossible for some stranger to show up in a van pull over since there's no one around for miles scoop you up there's other kids that walk too there's other kids that walk too physically impossible and we all met up at the bus stop and hung out for a lip anybody saw anything different we're like hey yo here we are we saw parents when you're home
01:04:52
Speaker
I don't know what's happening. I don't know what's happening. I don't know what's going on Mandy, what's going on? Welcome, logical, I'm like,
01:05:05
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i did not cancel um and did not cancel baby girl um all i heard was all i heard was bradley being logical and i'm like I don't know what's going on. It's going to be logical. Something's fucking going on. I don't know what's going on, but he's got a point. I mean, it's physically impossible for anybody to pull off in a van. Or are you inside of it?
01:05:29
Speaker
I don't know what's happening. Why did you have to walk through people to see your bus stop? We don't see a random band or van and be like, are you know what? They got candy. Let's go in there. They got stickers. As Kendrick Lamar said, we see one of those long said As Kendrick Lamar said, must be!
01:05:45
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We're not like you. Yeah, we're not like you. We don't fall for everything. That's called luck. It's called luck. I wish somebody would pull and throw me in a van.
01:05:58
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Oh my god. Fuck yes, let's go. You ever seen those TikTok videos where it's like
01:06:09
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Like me after I've been kidnapped and they're singing the most random song and and the kidnapper's like, what the fuck is wrong with you? Yo, when I was a kid, I used to walk up to Vance, knock on the door and say, hey, you want to molest me?
01:06:24
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I believe it. I can see that. I believe it. Excuse me, sir. And now you drive a van with a sign on the side of it that says free molestation.
01:06:35
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Free molestation. This is a big lettering. There's an eagle on it.
01:06:41
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This is my gay ass fucking dude sitting on fucking unicorn and be like, let's go, bro. know The mopping ain't mapping, Blaze. Shut that shit down and get your ass up in this pan, son.
01:06:53
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Bradley definitely canceled. but Sorry, um so I'm catching up. So I got my i got my booze. ah Not DeAndre. Not DeAndre.
01:07:04
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That white woman. That white woman. She's Irish. Her name was Deidre. Deidre. Yeah. Deidre. She was Irish. She was really nice.
01:07:16
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and Fuck that bitch. You're a beer. Yeah. She didn't drink any of beer. and And I showed her what was going on on the app, and she was like, that don't make no sense. That's not an Irish accent. That don't make sense. so That don't make no sense, blood clot.
01:07:32
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dr up That's not Irish. I can't do an Irish accent. No, it does make sense. I got to go take a drink. Also, I would like to point out the fact that I math.
01:07:46
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really wrong. I thought I had three beers left. Turns out I had six beers left plus what had back here.
01:08:00
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Turns out I probably didn't need 15 more beers. But as as Charlie Sheen said, Tiger Blood hashtag winning motherfuckers. Little did we know that Tiger Blood meant AIDS.
01:08:14
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Do I have AIDS? know
01:08:19
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There are worse noises. Mandy, there are worse noises. ex talking. I think Brandy could agree with that. oh Plus... actually i'd Actually, you know what?
01:08:33
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She's got a bitch voice. don't know if I'm not on the fucking panel because there are fucking marks on my neck. Wait, what the fuck are you talking about? Yeah, you're fucking around with your ex again.
01:08:44
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Yeah, you're fucking around with your ex. yeah we're friends with benefits you're doing one things yeah yeah birth they're extras for a reason girl oh yeah we're better more as friends benefits when we're married they're extras for a reason nah My ex is getting no love. There ain't no rewind. Maybe for you, but not for me. Yeah, if you're an ex, there ain't no rewind. There ain't no there ain't no challenge, rewind, replay. Nah, once it's done, it's done. I'm out. I'm done. I'm i'm checking out.
01:09:19
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I'm not more confident. I'm not going to be foreign. So here's how we are. I ain't judging. Only eating beer sugar. Get your bitch ass back up in here. checking. Yeah, he some sunburn. Where the fuck does Seanan go? He's supposed to be off like an hour and a half after we started live stream original.
01:09:36
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Where is Jedi at tonight? Jedi's in New Mexico. Or not New Mexico. Texas. He's visiting. um yeah, that's right. Yeah, that's right. He took this weekend off. He's been some gay friends.
01:09:47
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They're butt sexed.
01:09:50
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Butt sexed. He's making him real boy. He's making him real boy.
01:09:55
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I'm a real boy!
01:10:08
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So apparently now it's the faceless. like It's the angel show. Yeah, it is. yeah oh Yeah, we're all doing the, yeah well, somebody's lighting something. we can hear i see My fucking letter's dying, all right?
01:10:23
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My letter's dying.
01:10:26
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I'm not judging That's fine. You can judge me tomorrow. I'll get fucked. I'll sleep peacefully tonight. I'll sleep peacefully tonight. We're good. i um Actually, I won't.
01:10:40
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Fuck, I gotta work tomorrow. Damn, this woman is hot as hell. Sorry. cool a I had to go get my beer from the DoorDash driver.
01:10:51
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But I'm back now. So wait, hold Hold up. You're talking about Brandy being as hell, not DoorDash, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, not DoorDash. Thank you for that.
01:11:08
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Brandy was Snapchatting and then she asked where I went when I left because I was trying to get my, because I was going to get my DoorDash. So, yeah, no, no, no, no. Brandy is hot as fuck.
01:11:20
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Thank you. Correct that. Don't say shit unless you know Yeah, no, no, no, no. no no It ain't, but it is. They say, Brandy, he'll make a fine wife.
01:11:36
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I fucking hate Neil Young. Oh, God. We need somebody else on the panel. Somebody fucking come here, please. I need help. and Man, don't need you around, Neil Young, you bitch. The fuck? Neil Young more like Neil Old, right?
01:11:50
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yeah fuck neil young more like newil old right Yeah, right? Oh, God. That's crazy, bro. I got dumb and dumber guys. Come on. Chat. Chat. Fucking ball. Somebody get up here.
01:12:06
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Jersey. I don't know if you're there. Brandy, get up here. Somebody fucking get up here. Yes. Yes. Yes, Mandy. Right there, sis. I want her sister coming in with that.
01:12:17
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Mandy, you too. Fucking everybody get up here. Let's go. Yeah, the only rewind on an X is a reverse in this car. Skirt, skirt, motherfucker!
01:12:29
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Skirt, skirt. Skit, amazing great on giant a you better give you better You better stay the fuck away from my woman. I done told you earlier this week, Jersey. Who?
01:12:43
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Jersey and I had to have a conversation earlier this week. I love you too, baby. Jersey is awesome. know what I didn't do?
01:12:55
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I didn't pin it. There we go. No. so nice i did i did put The
01:13:04
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and we go oh no yeah rain named i love in jersey
01:13:13
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the person i state We all love Jersey, even though she's a Philadelphia Eagles fan. The person, not the state. The state sucks.
01:13:24
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Jersey, the person. Yes, you're right. you're She's an Eagles fan, but wellll we'll let it slide. We'll let it slide, Jersey. That's fine. You're fucking motherfucker. You are a fan.
01:13:37
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We're good.
01:13:39
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Look, I don't mind as long as I get to watch you two. That's all I got to say. and if i step and and And I didn't even cross any lines and I didn't even step out of line on that because I see y'all huge comments.
01:13:51
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I'm just saying. We are good. i say i love you you Hello, gorgeous. Thank God we got some fucking face to look at.
01:14:03
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Why are you wearing the not on Angel? I got marks on my neck and ain't on her fucking mouth. here we are. You got herpes again?
01:14:15
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No, I like to get strangled. I do. and were these we know know Bradley, I think we've already established. You like it rough. I know your roof i point like I fucking I'm not drunk at all.
01:14:34
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I love them, baby. don't kink shame. You can turn the camera on. Ain't nobody going to say anything. Push, you're probably wearing a hoodie and nobody can see it. I ain't wearing a fucking hoodie. It's fucking 100 degrees out.
01:14:48
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I would like you to turn your camera on. I would definitely like see you. Okay, I'll turn my camera on when he fucking leaves. When who leaves?
01:14:58
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You can't switch it to... What are you afraid he's going to do if you turn the camera He's going to be afraid he's going to touch it. what do you What are you afraid is going to happen? You're to turn your camera on? and and and what I'm going to calm him. open Newsflash, he's already touching himself.
01:15:16
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No, I'm not. What are you talking about? I'm not doing that. I'm not doing that. Where'd she go? It was a joke.
01:15:28
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I wasn't really masturbating. I'm sorry. No, it was a joke.
01:15:34
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i'm sorry no joke Randy's husband walked in and she was like, oh my god, you're on that Glick guy's show again. oh ah And she was like, look, you know he's my retarded brother.
01:15:48
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Sorry about that. There she is. Retarded brother. What about you, Glick? Did the hubby walk in go, what are you doing? you're like, fuck. No, actually the dog jumped up and I was like, oh crap.
01:16:08
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yeah she's like baby you know that's my brother it's flick you know he's retarded and he has special needs oh he goes he goes back and uh watches the the podcast and he'll go oh that's my retarded life yeah not don't worry that's what we all say oop fit What, then I'm his retarded wife? That's exactly what I call Bradley.
01:16:39
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that' that's exactly what i call that's exactly what i call bradley That's my retarded wife. Oh! I eaten him in the womb.
01:16:50
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is your twin sorry hat i can hear that is my twin measure my twin i would if that was my twin i would have eaten him in the womb oh ah That's like that old-school Danny Dorito Arnold Schwarzenegger version of twins but i best Features and then there's the afterbirth beside me daughter my swing and my daughter
01:17:23
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Put me in some Tupperware because I'm just the leftovers. Get back to the fridge, bro. I'm going to want you. Well, that's like your sex vibe. You should be used to that, the leftovers. I fucking love you. I don't mind. You know, just a lot of seconds is a little more gooier. I like it that way. Are you cocked?
01:17:47
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yeah I'm a double cock. I'm a double cock. I only fuck after it's been like the third time. oh I'm a double cock. What do you say, Blake?
01:17:59
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I'm a double mint gum. Exactly. There is. There is. when i he likes the
01:18:10
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He likes being at the after party because he doesn't have to do much work and nobody cares if he's there for 30 seconds. This motherfucker is at the after-after party. It's like the after-after. It's the cleanup. It's called custodial staff.
01:18:27
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but Yeah, yeah. mean I take a broom and a mop and I suck that shit right...
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01:18:35
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Oh my God. I want to pee. He's like the cleanup man it's and at the strip club.
01:18:43
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you know what? Brent, I got to give you credit for the moth reference. There's a reason why I drink a lot. and it's just fucking show. It's just goddamn show.
01:18:56
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Okay, so what was your excuse before this show, Glick? Exactly. Thank you. this People ask, I really need to reevaluate my life decisions and reevaluate the type of people get. you like to mob... Oh, shit! I do have questions.
01:19:11
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oh shit bra you are i do push I do question in your choice in France because, I mean, hello. I forget Mandy's been around. right Right next to Chris Technician is the longest.
01:19:29
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Mandy came into my live one for the first time. She said, you're my retarded adopted brother and there's nothing you can do about it. That's how it's been ever since. Oh, yeah. I've been saying that since we met too.
01:19:43
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Yes. And then now I adopt an angel. ah first Yep, I adopted the Sasquatch, y'all. It's my fault. Somebody's got to take care of him. So we got to be like, blah, blah, blah. He's retarded.
01:20:03
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Baby girl, you hear that. they're They're all throwing their hands up and and you're in charge of me from here on out, mama. So you... I don't know if Patty's still listening or not. But mama, you're in charge of me. I really don't know if, Brady, I don't know if you're cool or crazy, but good luck, girl. Good luck, Brandon. You got this.
01:20:30
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so You got this. but When you got him fully in your grasp, we can finally walk away and be like, thank fucking God for this shit. Thank you, Brandy. She is so fucking hot.
01:20:45
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And Brandy, if he ever gives you too much shit, just hit me up and I'll make him cry for you and we'll be all square. Right? Baby, all of my handlers are like, it's on you now, Brandy. Take him away. Take him away. We're done.
01:21:07
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we're done oh yeah I need someone to make me cry. Yep, that's it. It's on you. No returns. This ain't Walmart. We don't accept returns. What about layaway?
01:21:24
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Do you have to layaway?
01:21:27
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do you have lay away thats Do you think anybody you think that's like a foreign word nowadays to layaway? No, there's layaway out there. No, it's not layaway. There's layaway still left, but it's kind of like bad sex. It's not in any place you really want it.
01:21:48
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I think most people would think the word layaway was an Indian chant. Layaway, layaway, layaway. It's like bad sex is not where you want. You okay, I'm here, dude? Shut up.
01:22:10
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It's not called layaway anymore. It's called pay later. Oh, Lord have mercy.
01:22:16
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oh lord of mercy I love you, bro. This motherfucker got me spun, son. Hey, you got me spun, too, girl.
01:22:29
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If I had a daughter, I'd name her Layaway. That's fucking name for daughter. What a horrible name for a girl. I hope you never have kids. i really hope for i really hope for society's sake, you never reproduce.
01:22:49
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this children's therapist would need therapy no it's okay hey everyone this is my daughter princess layaway i here and's i named my children and stupid things after things i've done meet my son alan oh
01:23:16
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so So I wanted to name my kids my first daughter. i was like, when when when my ex-wife said that she was pregnant, I was like, how the fuck did this happen?
01:23:28
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I thought that would be a great name. How the fuck did this happen? Glick, first, last name. ill And then middle daughter, seriously? Again? Great name.
01:23:41
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And so and then my son was going to be like, Are you sure he's mine? yeah My husband used to pick on me before our son was born. and Our last name is Long.
01:23:59
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and he was like, I'm thinking Richard or Peter is a great name. That way when you write... Especially, you know...
01:24:10
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Especially whenever you have to write your last name first in school. Yeah. Dude, how good would that have been if he was like a football player and he was like and the announcer had to say, Dick Long for 75 yards for a touchdown. a sack. Dick Long carrying up Dick Long in the hole.
01:24:29
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or if you so delay but you just named marrying up the line like long in the hole At that point, for that, it's only funny for the wife because she knows the truth.
01:24:43
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That's hilarious. As a football player, you could name him Go. Go Long. Oh. And given the fact that I'm a originally from Louisiana, it would have been G-E-A-U-X.
01:24:57
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So. Geox! Geox! ge
01:25:03
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Yeah, suck it, Tiger fans. Suck it, LSU Tiger fans. I said it. Geox. Geox. and and That's why your fucking city got flooded by a fucking whore named Katrina.
01:25:15
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Nobody likes you. Oh, Katrina is a whore name? I've never seen a stripper named Katrina. Wait, too too soon? Too soon? Sorry. No, it's okay. i just I don't think a stripper, i don't think a whore name is Katrina.
01:25:28
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Katrina sounds more like a a rich bitch that you can't, you know, like, Keeping up with the Kardashians. Katrina sounds like the woman on the corner that's been doing meth for seven days straight. Trying to get another fix and she's going to give you a I mean fucking wings right now. It's like you muted, but mean fucking wings.
01:25:46
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Katrina in the south is that bougie bitch with her hair did and all the fake gold pretending like it's real. and your job
01:25:59
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but you ma good good rat who jamama mr mama as three six maa said check in oh yeah and do your job so um monday but one that's and
01:26:15
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oh extension like six what
01:26:23
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Angela, are you glad I stepped up now?
01:26:28
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Yes, I actually am. I'll do my winks with somebody too in my life. Thank you for that. You are so welcome. I'm happy to step up and be stupid with everybody.
01:26:41
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Yeah. This is sober. Can y'all imagine what I would be like drunk? I have no filter when I drink. You need to catch up to me.
01:26:54
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Mandy, drink. Yeah, come on. You need to catch up. I don't even have any alcohol in the house today. We're all on another plane right now. Where's Hubby at? Where's Hubby at?
01:27:07
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Hubby is in the living room playing on his video games. Hey, big bro, go get go get go get my old ass sister some alcohol.
01:27:18
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Y'all, the last time I had... Oh, I'm pissing this so tell off on myself. The last time I had a drink, we were at a club and they thought it would be funny to send this little 21-year-old to hit on me with me drunk.
01:27:35
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And I'm like, Hubby, please go away. And he was like, oh, come on, baby. I'll did i rock your world. About that time, the music cut off and I was right in front of the band.
01:27:50
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The mic picks up me going, honey, the only way you are going to rock my world is if we're both in your crib. I was just fucking thinking that. I was just thinking that.
01:28:03
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ah yeah i mean The only way you could rock my world if I was a boulder and you rolled me down a hill.
01:28:11
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The lead singer of the band who was a friend of mine went, dude, the whole club just heard that. You might as well go home. You ain't getting none tonight. So, yeah, when I get to drink and I so yeah when i get drinks when i get to drink and extremely... I'm kind of blunt anyway, but yeah, I get... But you're not very friendly. You're not very friendly. Oh, no, no.
01:28:37
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And it doesn't take much for me to go from funny to bitch. It doesn't. Oh. Well. And no, Glick, I'm not a bitch now, smartass. I hear you in the background. Wow.
01:28:52
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I just want to say how attractive you look tonight. That's all. Aw, thank you. apologize Thank you, Bradley. I appreciate that. I heart you, too, but yeah.
01:29:08
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yeah I don't know how the other person does it with her fingers. That's a weird way. she doest Britney does it a weird way with her fingers. I can't figure out how... She does it like this, maybe?
01:29:19
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No, no, that's the way I do it. do it like this. She does it like how she like two fingers Like this maybe? no Oh, okay. the what would I don't know. She was doing in a weird way. can I can't remember, but it looked like a Superman symbol.
01:29:33
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they I'm drunk. I apologize. Superman symbol, y'all. Um,
01:29:41
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um Cinemark Theatres did not think this design through where the water fountain is. They had this Superman poster and it was like right at crotch level.
01:29:54
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So every time you bend over to get a drink of water, it looks like the Superman's getting a blowjob. Nice. That is fucking awesome. and having it fucking off And of course, me being of the mind that I am, I died laughing and nobody had paid attention to it. One of the guys working it there was like, know, they've been there for two weeks and not that's the first time I've noticed it.
01:30:19
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was like, wow, a dude didn't notice a blowjob. How sad. it It's me, Superman! Aren't you thirsty? Well, just bend right over and take a drink. ha ha ha
01:30:35
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Oh, yeah, baby, we're right there. Slurp it up for me. breaking Keep drinking, keep drinking, I'm almost there. That's my Superman. Come on. Yeah, just a little more, just a little more.
01:30:48
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Yeah. yeah yeah that's my superman impression what a superman was that it's a superman
01:31:00
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yeah that's my superman impression but and what fuck a superman was that it's ah burn man That was the Wish version of Superman.
01:31:16
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Yes. We were fucking Superman on fucking Amazon. We were fucking Wish or fucking T-Moo or World. Right? I'm the WB version. That was the Dollar Tree Superman.
01:31:32
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Hey, how dare you? I'm the James Gunn version. No. now No! Good train though. That was actually good, but no. I'm trying to be nice tonight.
01:31:49
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It's so very fucking hard, man. What is the fun of that? I'm sorry, I'll settle down. No, you be yourself and I'll just meet myself and be like, meh, in background.
01:32:01
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We're good. You're in the pair for a reason. So just be yourself.
01:32:11
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ADD and alcohol is such a good combination. I heard someone say that ADD, like I had ADD and ADHD, all those things when I was a kid. but i heard to muler tri or they yeah or No, I didn't have any of that. But I heard that ADHD and all those things that you don't have that as an adult. That goes away. That's only a childhood kind of thing.
01:32:33
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That's bull. Exactly. under exactly I think that's bullshit because some of the side effects there, like yeah um dyslexia is a side effect of that. And I have that.
01:32:45
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And I still... Did they put you on pills? What's up? Did they put you on pills for your ADHD? Yeah, but I stopped taking them because I didn't like it. They made me feel like a zombie. Even when I was a kid, I was like, no, this isn't good. This is not good. don't like this.
01:33:00
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Yep, they tried out me for my fucking... All my issues and fucking... Yeah, nope, nope, nope. i right you Probably should have did it, though, because I'm an idiot. No, no, you're not idiot.
01:33:13
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Oh, God, I can't believe said that. Sorry, sorry, I'm trying to be nice. Fuck my life. No, you're not an idiot. You go through, everybody goes through their own shit, right? Yeah. If you ask Blaze tonight, all the bullshit i fucking on the other day, he's like, this bitch is fucking crazy as fuck.
01:33:29
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She'd be locked up. But he's keeping himself, so we're good. So, no, everybody has their own shit. Everybody's gone through shit. and Everybody tried different things to fucking correct their certain things.
01:33:40
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And no matter what the fuck you we're all just us. So here's what we are. yeah Well, the thing about it is nobody gets through childhood. well Yeah, nobody gets through childhood without something talking to mom.
01:33:55
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Yeah. I got told at 12 years old by the counselor, my parents did, that I'm sorry, we cannot help your daughter. There's no way to help her. Mm-hmm. Hi, mom and dad.
01:34:06
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Here we are. I think my childhood is my adulthood. That's all I'm saying. ah g I think I'd rather, yeah, I think I had a better childhood.
01:34:17
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It's my adulthood. I did have a great childhood. Yeah. It was my school. I went to work. I was a nerd. I had a great childhood.
01:34:29
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Perfect, but it wasn't too bad. How was your childhood, Mandy? yeah Actually, had a good childhood. and Y'all try not to fall out laughing too hard with this, but I was actually the quiet kid.
01:34:45
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i got to college and it discovered alcohol, and then I found out, hey, I got stuff to say. You went to college? I did. wow Well, congratulations. the yellow way group I didn't.
01:35:00
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Of course. for uh early childhood education a first grade teacher retired yes oh yeah that's pretty good well i thank you for your service yeah thank you there's no fucking way i do it now these little bastards
01:35:24
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ah careful man im no i'm i was serious I'm serious. That's a very noble profession. Remember me telling you that I had all those mental ah learning disabilities? So me so classes and I had all those teachers that that dealt with. So i that's a very noble profession. So I do thank her for what she did.
01:35:45
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Well, it kind of runs in the family. I'm actually the daughter of two teachers. my mom's yeah My mom taught ah elementary school and my dad taught junior high special education. He's the one that deserved a medal. He had all the problem children.
01:36:06
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ye That's what I was talking about. Yeah, that was me. That was the problem. I don't know. It's fucking elementary. lo in Los Angeles. First time I was at school. With my dad, it was junior high. so not only yeah not only was he dealing with the problem children, he also was dealing with ah um hormonal, you know, because in junior high, we're all stupid.
01:36:37
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Women are a whole different story. sophisticated detective Yeah, you know, junior high, that's about when you go like, ooh, girls, hi, how are you?
01:36:48
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I think when a guy has to take care of a daughter, he needs some kind of fucking manual. That's why that's all I'm saying. Mm-hmm. See, he never worried about me, though, because i had mostly guy cousins, so they forgot I was a girl. So I i have to admit, when I started dating, it was like, wait, you think you're going to do what with me with that?
01:37:13
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away. Yeah. I know it'll feel good for you, too. Don't know. I can do this. Let me just do this to you, and then maybe if you like it, you'll do it to me.
01:37:25
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That's how it works if you're If you're a good person or a creep, think I'll just go with creep. If you're a creep. Are you like most guys in whatever technique you figured out as a teenager, that's you still use? No, no, no, no, no.
01:37:44
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are you like most guys in whatever technique you to get out as a teenager that's the one you still use on no no no I'm definitely, has nothing to do with anything with my life anymore. It's more like... So you're not giggling and trying to honk a honk a boob anymore?
01:38:05
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Oh, no, I honk a honk a boob, but I'm not giggling about it. You know, I'm like... You know, it's like... Like Glick over there with, oh, she took her shirt off.
01:38:18
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Yeah, yeah. I mean, I still like it when my girl... <unk>ll i'll look at I'll look at anything. I'll look at my girl. and She takes her stuff out. I've been with her for almost, I don't know, 20 years, probably more.
01:38:31
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and you know i like anything. i like to look at anything. and If she wants to shake it in front of me, what she use you know she's very modest. so but I'll take what I can. you know I don't think she's beautiful. and and Whatever she wants to do, I'll i'll take a look at.
01:38:49
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You sound like my hubby. We've been together 31 and we've been together thirty one years and with the married 29. Oh, congratulations.
01:39:01
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Thank you.
01:39:05
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Yeah, we're at the point now that, you know, it's like we're lifers. And I'm like, yeah, at this point, I absolutely love him. But I'd rather kill him than divorce him.
01:39:17
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Well, yeah. I mean, what the fuck are you going to do? What else are you going to the way, I have sex right now. Bradley, more respect to you.
01:39:29
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I know you're somebody and you actually seem like a decent person being heard that long. oh i'm good on you No, no, no, no, no. don't nope Don't go there. I'm not a decent person. no i'm Still, you're with somebody that long.
01:39:44
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That's good. I mean, yeah. We've had our ups and downs. Oh, yeah. Too many downs, I don't think. It's been good. It's been very good.
01:39:55
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I've heard a lot of stories of some other relationships and like, oh, geez, I thought I was terrible. but ae I care a lot. Oh, it's in my name.
01:40:08
Speaker
Yeah, my great grandfather gave me the best advice and I have followed this my entire relationship with him. He's like marriage is finding that one person that irritates you so bad you want to kill them, but not doing it because you'd miss them too much.
01:40:26
Speaker
wow There should also be some good things there too. get involve too stuff Oh, don't get me wrong. 90% of the time, I absolutely love that man.
01:40:37
Speaker
And then sometimes he'll lay there and I'll be like, oh, i love him. And then sometimes I'm like, it is taking all my effort not to love him with a pillow. There's a lot of shitty here people
01:40:52
Speaker
There's a lot of shitty people in the world and I yeah i guess it is comes to whoever you can tolerate the most. And i ah note I've seen a lot of bad relationships and I'm going, I guess I haven't done that. Oh, I guess I haven't done that. so Oh, me too.
01:41:10
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I very much appreciate the time that we have. I've seen a lot in this world. I'm i'm kind of old. As some people, I'm kind of old. So I have seen some things and I have realized that this world is very finite.
01:41:26
Speaker
finite and you need to to take the ones that you love and you need to hold them you need to to hug them tight and tell them that you love them and give them lots of kisses my muscle sit there and deal with a fucking year for somebody deployed and still stick with them and then that one month you dip to go visit family for your needs being born and you see somebody else that's how you know they're not the right person don well ten years Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, no, no.
01:41:58
Speaker
Great fuck buddy now, but not then. No. The right person is when you're going through hard times and you don't have to get mad at them that they actually help you and they actually, you know, their demand do whatever they can do to make you feel better, hug you and kiss you. Like I said before, you know,
01:42:17
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compassion that's the right person not to make your life shittier which i you know holy looks back damn we gotta stop talking about him now yeah let's stop crying on our tits i'm gonna stop crying hate it here i going yeah w bristling i fucking tv here i fucking hate here I'm sorry. guys hang all over my i so so Sorry. sorry sorry i was You guys were doing good. You guys are good, man. You guys are awesome. I discovered I had an open beer that I didn't finish.
01:42:52
Speaker
So now I have two open beers. One free can. And now like Bradley's mom, I'm double fisting her. wait a minute are you saying that she has two cocks in her both of her pants oh my god until they come over here at least three-way come on No. Bradley, it's simple mathematics.
01:43:19
Speaker
My mom is a widower. She would never then, fuck since she's sad and alone, go find two men and make them both come all over her face and tits. She would not do that. No. How dare you him and now man you know what bradley you know you know what bradley you? You know what, Bradley? you you know know what bradley shoot you're You're right.
01:43:42
Speaker
she would never do that what she does is the condor um Two dicks in one hand and one dick in her mouth. yeah Oh, my God. never even thought of that. Yeah, I'd like you with that.
01:43:54
Speaker
You're on the The condor? The condor. Yeah, and I knew you were out. All I had to do was put it out there. I knew Bradley would give us the image. The run with it? No, that's not right. ah Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:44:22
Speaker
One hour and 44 minutes. I don't even know what the fuck that is, but not to him. I don't want to fucking see none of that every game. All capital letters. Condor 144.
01:44:34
Speaker
it wide forty four That is becoming a real. that That is becoming a real, Bradley. No!
01:44:46
Speaker
No, no, no, I'm not going to do it. No, no, no, no, no. Brandy said, Bradley, take a breath, dude.
01:44:59
Speaker
Brandy, I really worry about your man sometimes. but box just hope bad to you I'm just a puppet master. I pull the strings and my puppets dance.
01:45:12
Speaker
I'm like a Phantom of the Opera. Sing for me. Wait, what? like a fanmoing out yeah totally lecturing seen for me la who plus pan rubber now huh what Oh, I love Phantom of the Opera. What y'all know about the Phantom of the Opera?
01:45:33
Speaker
I went to see him perform. like It's fucking amazing. i've seen that I've seen it on Broadway. yeah what's on that Yeah, Hollywood is awesome. seen it on Broadway and I've seen it at the Columbus Theater.
01:45:47
Speaker
they call me fake What I want to see is um Antonio Banderas play Phantom. but nows My daughter wants to go see Phantom of the Opera. my my new york stop that all cans My oldest my middle daughter is obsessed with him. Yeah, but they stop. I want to see I want to see i want to go she away good what is it Six.
01:46:16
Speaker
It's ah the musical about the six flies with VIII. It's the musical. Yeah. I'm a huge fan of the theater.
01:46:28
Speaker
I know. Shocking. Look, you're gay. Another F word. A fag? See, you can say it. My girl said you couldn't say that word. yeah You wouldn't like it if I said that. I said I was the fag of the opera.
01:46:41
Speaker
and You don't have girl. see but we rise girl We have no filter on this show. Fag is the of every word we say. like word that I can say that because I'm half a one those things.
01:46:59
Speaker
i have I have so many gay friends and I have a broster that's like I've been an ally of the gay community for so long that there's like whatever. I'm half a gay. Does that make it okay?
01:47:12
Speaker
I just rhyme. What? why i am like this is This is what I'm trying to... Yeah, Brandy, this is what I'm going back to. You have a girl?
01:47:25
Speaker
Yeah, he has a girl. For like 20 plus years. yeah Hold on a damn minute. Even though I'm half a really yeah open Is she really there right now?
01:47:38
Speaker
I don't know. I mean, what is real? you make the shit Are you living in the Matrix? Did you take the blue pill? got this blue one who was Oh my god!
01:47:51
Speaker
There's another person in there! Hold on a second. You've got to come on here and say hello. No fucking way. No fucking way. You've got to get her in the chat, bro. You've got to get her in the chat.
01:48:04
Speaker
Hi, Bradley's mom. baby Can you come here for a second? That's your mom, bro. No way. Hi, girlfriend, can say?
01:48:16
Speaker
You got a woman with you, man. That's what's up Dude, that's crazy. dog Never thought that happened. Is she retarded? Does her brain not work? and She's on the spectrum.
01:48:29
Speaker
The far side. That's me, too. Oh, come on. here for a second? They want to say hi to you. I got to get in the chat.
01:48:40
Speaker
I think she just went out for a cigarette. She's like, hell no, I don't want anything to do with these people. She realized she let her and identity be known. So I think she just realized that and she ran away. Yeah. I'm kind of shocked. I'm kind of surprised. I didn't think you had a woman.
01:49:03
Speaker
Cheers, Bradley. Cheers, Bradley. Yo, there's the hubby. She's high school sweetheart. That's my brother Glick. I'm your returning brother-in-law. don't know.
01:49:23
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yeah yeah
01:49:28
Speaker
but that's the ho'all don't worry once i get once i got radio here sea show it me at least go All got to say to you is one word. Yeah, that was the hug, y'all.
01:49:39
Speaker
One word. Four letters. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
01:49:47
Speaker
yeah that was y'all one word winner oh good and my god that' where i slept again man you and oh Oh, baby.
01:50:07
Speaker
on but i just want to say I always thought that Jay Uso would make a bad doctor. I'm sorry, sir. We just got your diagnosis and I'm afraid it's one word, six letters.
01:50:22
Speaker
oh Cancer. It's one word, four letters. Uh-oh. twenty wordlights oh yeah
01:50:33
Speaker
Fucking Big Jim done put a baby in Naomi. What? Yeah, that's right. well yeah I
01:50:43
Speaker
i love me some Jey Uso. Not as... we trying to... we trying to Hold on. What the fuck? What's happening? What's happening? Aliens are coming.
01:50:54
Speaker
I told you. number ufo Yeah, they're scouting the place originally. like All right, he likes the bath. The Sasquatch are trying to call him back to his people. i Oh, no, I'm kind of worried. I think he's having a two words.
01:51:09
Speaker
oh Home invasion. No, he ain't. He looks fucking under his back. I don't know. It looks like he just grabbed some sort of weapon. He grabbed his gun. He's good.
01:51:21
Speaker
He grabbed his gun. He's good.
01:51:26
Speaker
Click, I hope you're not having a home invasion. He's not. If you need help with the body, just let me know, bro. I'll fucking eat that shit real quick.
01:51:37
Speaker
Yeah. mean I'm sorry. But I will. I will help you out if you happen to commit one word, eight letters. Yes. I like you more now. I like more a fucking woman.
01:51:54
Speaker
let's fucking go yeah i'm going you can find your parts by the way i just like that i'm i'm drinking too much tonight so i apologize for my uh future behavior and current behavior no no actually be decent more than i think oh this what i'm drinking right here had already had a couple of drinks And this right here is Wild Turkey, the rare breed. This is a barrel brand that's supposed to be... It's like 112 proof, I think.
01:52:34
Speaker
112 proof or more. of It might be more. I'm not sure. It's a very strong version of Wild Turkey. It's the end of the barrel. It's stuff that like sits at the end of the barrel for like years years.
01:52:50
Speaker
It's the potent stuff. i ah It's usually my special drink. I only have this for special occasions. Or if I run out of whiskey, which I did. So I had to drink this.
01:53:01
Speaker
I did that. So cheers, everyone. love you. Cheers. have my drink. Love you, too. Aw, I love you, too.
01:53:12
Speaker
And hopefully one of these days, we'll see a fucking woman on the panel. Don't do that. I'm the only crazy narcissist that wants to put himself out there to the fucking universe.
01:53:24
Speaker
You just had to put her back in the closet, didn't you? She can put a mask on. Let me tell you how much of a narcissist I am. I truly believe that aliens are watching my life as a form of television.
01:53:39
Speaker
So sometimes I do things and I like look at what I think is a camera and I go, uh-huh. I do things like that. Oh, really? at At least you think they're, you know, watching and being entertained. It's not watching you and locking their doors and driving off.
01:53:56
Speaker
No, no, no. I'm very entertaining. I'm definitely a super... I cannot fucking have a photo in the bathroom with me. Like, I'm a phone. Even if I look at the photo, I like they'll see me, too.
01:54:09
Speaker
It's one month. I can go for that. We got photos of shit in the bathroom. We're all taking shit. We're all pissing. i'm like And I got shut down. phone's like, no, they can see me. It's a photo, bitch.
01:54:19
Speaker
They can see me. they I really hope I can see that photo. but yeah and All right. On that note, Glick has appeared. little shit.
01:54:34
Speaker
Sorry, I had to go full i had to go fullon Christopher Columbus and kill an engine. Do you have a machete? Why did you just pull out a machete? Because I went full on Christopher Columbus and I killed an Indian. You can't show that. I don't think you can show it on YouTube. you're not allowed going You're not allowed to do that on YouTube.
01:54:55
Speaker
I'm shaving my beard. It's a shaver. shaver it's It's a large shaver. He's got a large beard it's a large shaver. I have a large beard and I have to have a large razor. me answer sir true Oh, it's true. damn true.
01:55:08
Speaker
oh yeah. The one for shaving his back is twice that big. I don't have back hair. Shut up. What's happening? I'm sure you do. I'm wasting your beard.
01:55:19
Speaker
Actually, I really don't. I'm sure you do. I don't. I have no back hair. Well, prove it. Right? Pivot. nice of bend over.
01:55:34
Speaker
they want to see my back do You want me to prove that I have no back hair? I have very very limited body hair. like I've got i've got like chest hair like ah legitimately like right here is my chest hair and I have no body hair.
01:55:49
Speaker
Where the beard continues. I don't really have too much chest hair either. and you Oh honey, one day when you're real man. but ah fuck i hate one dad rick is yeah yeah here yeah I give a without wanting give him a but i hope i go through puberty soon but okay
01:56:20
Speaker
definitely does not see yeah yeah but yeah yeah let him know mama I definitely don't got no back hair. oh I got a little bit of chest hair. I got like sexy chest hair.
01:56:35
Speaker
What about pubic hair? I have no pubic hair. Yeah, see, I don't want to know that. I love Glick, but I really don't want to know that about it him. He's bald down there is what he's saying. He looks like 12-year-old boy.
01:56:48
Speaker
he's he's bald down there is what he's saying he looks like a twelve year old boy Okay, see, that shit... Okay, hold on, you guys. Wait, I'm sorry, did you say he was hung like a 12-year-old boy?
01:57:01
Speaker
I didn't say that. I'm hung like a field mouse an inch from the ground. Okay, so then I guess I did say that. That's a lie. ill get here's the thing I have a question for three of you because you all are going to see my side.
01:57:18
Speaker
So, guys, for most part, like same shapes. So, I'm a man's kid. No, for female. Do you like unraised children that can't shave yet?
01:57:31
Speaker
That can't grow? Wait, wait, wait, what? When a dude complains that the girl has hair, does that mean that they want unraised child? Because she didn't grow hair?
01:57:43
Speaker
Yes, he yes it does. They don't want pubic hair. They're pedophiles. It does. actually no No, no, no, no, Bradley. No, no, Bradley. You want to shave like a child or a woman you so cannot have hair.
01:57:58
Speaker
So which means you want to shave like a fucking child. If you want that, can go find child. So here we are. No, no, no. See, see, see, see.
01:58:09
Speaker
Once again, see see elsees once again, you're on some No, it's legit. Once again, you're on some dumb shit. So so you're so you're the room youre you're cool you're cool with a man who ain't never fucking taking care of business down there?
01:58:25
Speaker
No, doesn't have a time. Yeah, full-on boosh. Oh, so you must like you must be a fitophile um yeah a little boy fuck you must be a pedophile. do yeah that all You a little boy. You want he wants somebody he cannot produce or she cannot produce hair.
01:58:42
Speaker
ah Angel, oh angel, angel. when when both are shape angel When you both are shaved, it feels different. There's a different feeling. it feels It feels pretty good when you both are shaved. There's a different feeling to it. and It's not about pedophilia. It has nothing to do.
01:58:59
Speaker
I gotta go with the woe. I gotta go with the woe. So that's what I'm saying. want a man who's not manscaped? I don't. as so No, I know personal things. But I've talked to a lot of people the last few weeks.
01:59:15
Speaker
Like, oh, yeah, he just wants fully fucking shape. So he wants to talk to a toddler or child that can't bruise hair? Apparently. No, has nothing. It feels different.
01:59:27
Speaker
Trust me. Yeah. So I will let the girls know at work. that That's what they guys, yeah, I'll let them know. It has nothing to do with pedophilia. Please trust me.
01:59:39
Speaker
its like please throw me any hands No, no no no nope no, no, no, no. I'm not doing this with you goofy ass women again. No.
01:59:50
Speaker
All the girls at work, ah you know, all the girls at work. um'm I'm going to say it again to you. You want a man who ain't never shaved down there, ain't never cleaned up down there, just all on, full, natural, bushed. No, no, no, no, no. I don't want to hear a story. It's a simple yes or no. So you want a man who's fully shamed? No, saying it's the dude that's saying he's around. No, no, no, no, no. It's not about the dudes. It's not about the dudes. I'm asking you.
02:00:20
Speaker
I'm asking you. Do you want a man who ain't never done nothing down there, 100% all natural? all natural I'm gonna fuck this with the one dude.
02:00:31
Speaker
Nope, I do not want to feel like I was doing a 74 star. You say that because you're trying to send a goddamn narrative about that. Everybody knows somebody that's... Yeah, yeah, yeah. You crazy.
02:00:45
Speaker
You crazy. not Hell no. Hell no. Just like a man... and Now, me personally, i don't give a damn. I enjoy it. i enjoy me a nice big old bush. old bush.
02:01:00
Speaker
I enjoy landscaping down there, some some some whatever. If it's bald, it's bald. It is what it is. At the end of the day, I'm still going to do what I do when I do what I do what I do down there. Yeah, but i mean he doesn't care if you landscape or not. but But you can't spin it into some crazy-ass narrative that men who enjoy the stuff men who enjoy a bald pussy are into pedophilia when there are just as many women out there who enjoy a man who men in their shaves. So therefore, women are just as equally... That's crazy, Tom. That's crazy, Tom. And women you work with are fucking stupid.
02:01:48
Speaker
The women you work with are fucking stupid. It's not about that the mind. It feels different. When you both are it feels different. Shave your pussy, ladies.
02:02:01
Speaker
Shave your pussy. When you shaved and nice and oiled up, that definitely feels different than when you both have hair. It's a different feeling. It has nothing to do with, oh, it looks like this. or No. I know.
02:02:13
Speaker
And I am beautiful. I know. i know and i willwhile I ain't a pedophile. Hey, I... If he got her shaving and got looking like she's a 12-year-old, that's something different. That's the pedophile. But just the shaving is not...
02:02:32
Speaker
yeah It's both parties. I shave, she shave. And we both can rub together like we have Steve's head. Okay. I think we are going down a rabbit hole. We need to change. randoming on The and the other lady on the on the panel spoken.
02:02:53
Speaker
but The bitches you work with are retarded. Angel. I can't fucking tell that shit. I can't fucking tell you that shit. They're all retarded fuck. I've been complaining about that for a fucking week. Months now.
02:03:09
Speaker
The fuck? Are you still at the same place? Or are you at a new place? No, I'm the same fucking place. you said um as You said that... You said... You confirmed that you were at the same place exactly how I was thinking then you... If you were the same place. I'm sorry, you're at the same place. Fuck that place.
02:03:31
Speaker
I'm going to come push that The main boss ain't there. He doesn't know he's like, he's fucking Vietnamese and they can buy a fucking property and fucking want to make new jobs for people.
02:03:42
Speaker
So he's all there. What? un Girls. So... so his brother, his older brother, he told me make your schedule what you fucking and I'll make it happen.
02:03:54
Speaker
I got Saturdays and Wednesdays off. Let's go.
02:03:58
Speaker
All right, lovely. The hubby is calling, so I will see y'all later. Hi! What that naughty time? Don't get too carried away tonight. I'll try not to. Love you guys. Love you, girl. Have a good night, Brandi. Nice talking to you.
02:04:19
Speaker
Oh, she's going to have fun in that. I want to see her fun bag. Mandy's about to get dicked down. She about to get that dick, son. wait Oh, shit.
02:04:31
Speaker
She got some nice fun bags. That's all I'm saying. Hey, come on. I'm sorry, I apologize. Bro, that's my old ass sister. That's my little sister. mean older sister.
02:04:42
Speaker
so Well, I bet you she's got big fun bags. That's what I'm saying. It looks like she has big fun bags. Is that a terrible thing to say? It's like girl on me and don't know. Is it terrible that I say your mom has glorious fun bags?
02:04:57
Speaker
Yeah, maybe she does. That was your mom that put her hand in the camera. You don't actually have a profile. And then I started kissing it. yeah Yeah, that's weird. and then they were like Okay, mom.
02:05:08
Speaker
Mom, pus you put your pussy in the camera so I can lick it. Wait, is it shaving? Do you like little girls? no it is sometimes and it feels it feels different so don't act like we're pedophiles it's not about it's the indian chicks it makes me do something like that oh they're they should be deported anyways
02:05:36
Speaker
oh they're fucking they should be deported in anyway ex express arizon Bradley, I've never had sex with my mom. I've never had sex with my mom. So if you say it's different, having sex with your mom, then I just have to take your word for it. You're just going to say you've never had Why am I getting all that?
02:06:01
Speaker
What am I getting all that for? Babe, quick, Jesus Christ. Come on. know your shit. I was totally joking.
02:06:13
Speaker
Ay, ay, I know your shit's smooth as fuck. Ay, I'm playing ice hockey. Fuck it. The ice is frozen. Hit that puck. Brandy, I will drink you like a smooth... You will not.
02:06:30
Speaker
That's my woman right there. You don't get to say those things. Oh, my bad. I didn't know who... Brandy is a good woman. Brandy!
02:06:42
Speaker
You don't get to say those things now, Radley. Now, now, now you're in danger. Yeah, how
02:06:53
Speaker
yeah how does your girlfriend feel about you saying that stuff? Hey, we have four more hours, guys. She passed out because the show's boring. ah It's the show or you.
02:07:05
Speaker
Oh, no. Cheers. Cheers. I love you. have no more Fucking Jersey. I love you, Jersey. love mom.
02:07:19
Speaker
i love you je i love hot mom I don't think they mean their own. When people wear t-shirts that says, I love hot moms, I don't think they mean their own Bradley. Well, they I mean, they maybe they do. fucking no sure I saw something really dumb the other day.
02:07:39
Speaker
it was a card that has a sticker on the side that said MILFs. But then to explain what MILFs meant, it said, Mom, I love frogs.
02:07:52
Speaker
Bradley wears a t-shirt that says I'm with stupid and the arrow points up.
02:07:58
Speaker
I'm sure it points down. It points down to my... Holy fuck. Oh my God, I'm stupid. That's the shirt i its a shirt I wear. That's the shirt I wear.
02:08:09
Speaker
actually Actually, in all honesty, it's the ah bikini briefs I wear and the arrow is pointed up. Because let's be honest, the brains are all down there. Yeah. yeah My dick is so stupid it only gets hard at a funeral
02:08:27
Speaker
something be hard there I Mean I am boners at funeral as well, but it's actual the actual facts What the fuck is wrong you guys but you don' yeah You don't get turned on yeah ah funeral yes Yes girl. I got me yeah hell yeah I got me a guilt. Brandy's a guilt.
02:08:57
Speaker
I want to fuck a guilt. need more what?
02:09:04
Speaker
Yeah, Brandy's a guilt. I would have no guilt. Zero guilt for fucking a guilt. That's what I say. I'm going to fucking absolutely 100%. Like, grandma. Mm-hmm.
02:09:20
Speaker
No, Grandma. I want to fuck a gilf so hard. brandy grand Brandy is not a grandma. She's a mammal.
02:09:31
Speaker
Either way, she's a gilf. And I'm going to ruin her. Don't you baby me. Don't you baby me. You put it out there. Don't you baby me. You put it out there.
02:09:43
Speaker
I did not. I never. I i was content calling you a milk. But she put it out there that you're a straight-ass fucking goof. Yo, Glick.
02:09:53
Speaker
Glick. I just want to say. Yo, Bradley. ah I want to fuck a gilf so hard. i yeah ro i will replace her hip.
02:10:05
Speaker
Well, go hit your mama. Don't you have a girlfriend?
02:10:09
Speaker
Come on. Don't ruin the fun. i'm i'm sure i'm sure I'm sure one of your mom's kids weren't a disappointment. I'm sure there's a better way to say that joke. I'll fucking guilt so hard, I'll have to replace her hip think that's a little better.
02:10:24
Speaker
Okay, all right. What are you ouching about, mama? What you ouching about? Oh, the the the hip thing?
02:10:32
Speaker
Shit, I'll fucking replace. I'll make her have her hip replacement. You ain't hip. you a my babies my baby My babies have babies. hey You don't have to say sorry.
02:10:43
Speaker
You don't have to say sorry. I got a milf and a gilf all in the same fucking package. Fuck yeah. ah I outkicked my coverage. What? You ain't hip unless you replace it.
02:10:58
Speaker
Glamaw. Glamaw, Jersey. Yes. Yes, girl. Yes. Yes.
02:11:06
Speaker
yeah I gotta go take a pass. Baby, stop calling yourself old. we You are literally like a month older than me. You are one month and seven days older than me, and I'm not old.
02:11:19
Speaker
I'm not old. means i can Stop saying you're old. Look at me. Look at me. Look at your ex. And now look at me. Look at your ex. Which means you were year and couple months older than me.
02:11:33
Speaker
You know,
02:11:35
Speaker
Oh, God. Angel, wait. Hold on. Angel, I thought you were like a few years younger than I'm 42. then me I'm just turned 42. Yeah. I thought you were 42. It would change. No, I'll be 44 in October. Oh, okay. You're old. Sorry. Sorry, I'm lying.
02:11:52
Speaker
I'll be 24 in October. ah thought you're forty two it would change no i'll be forty four in october oh hey so sorry i'm ah sorry i'm lying i'll be twenty four in october Yeah, yeah, exactly. Baby, you've seen what I got. I know what you've got, mama, and I want it all. I want it all, baby. I said, I am not old. You know, you're not old.
02:12:19
Speaker
I know. You're not old, baby. When we first started talking, when we first, you're like, I'm old, I'm old. I'm like, if you don't stop fucking saying that goddamn word.
02:12:31
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We're not old. We're in our 40s. Our are the new 20s, man. We are all... I'm going to let her know. In about two weeks, I'm going to let her know how young she is. Pop a hip out of place. Hey, baby, give you more. Yeah, 50 is the new 26. Yeah, 50 on 26.
02:12:53
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No the fuck you're not, Jersey.
02:12:57
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no the fuck your notgers
02:13:06
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Actually, I have no idea what Jersey looks like. Because but but it doesn't matter what she looks like, Jamie. I just give a look. She's new to Snapchat. Trust me.
02:13:17
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I have no idea what she looks like. But I know she loves her. I know she loves her filters. and and and And I love Jersey. I don't give a fuck what she looks like. That's not what it's about. I love Jersey. She's an amazing human being. i got i we Jersey and I got to have some real talk the other day. We got to have some some real talk the other day.
02:13:34
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Real talk. Real talk. I love me some Jersey.
02:13:41
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We all love Jersey.
02:13:47
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I have no idea what Jersey looks like because I've only seen filters and goofy. I had to yell at her. I'm going to need you to get out my woman's shit. so She's my change of scissor and sister.
02:14:02
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Yeah. Yeah. No, I have no idea. i don't I don't, and I really don't care what Jersey looks like. Jersey's an amazing young lady, and, you know, I got nothing but love for her.
02:14:21
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Jersey, love y'all. Yeah, branddy Brandy's fucking gorgeous. I know what Brandy looks like. hey Yeah, truth me, know what Brandy looks like. Oh, yeah. Way out of my league. Way the fuck out of my league.
02:14:36
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Do you think that life does things to you on purpose? Yes. Yes, yes, yes, yes. Dude, everything happens for a reason, man. The universe is a finicky bitch.
02:14:47
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and And the universe does things to us and puts us in situations that we don't want to be in, but to prepare us for when we're going to be in the right situation.
02:15:00
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No, I think that shitty things can happen and there just and just keep being shitty. I think a reflection to move it might also reflect on how you conduct your life, maybe, you think? Do you worry about that?
02:15:16
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Jersey is beautiful. I'm a good person. Thank you, Randy. You are, to
02:15:27
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I believe in karma, sort of. Oh, willy-nilly with them kisses, mama. kiss one Stop giving them kisses out in the chat. cause them'm ki
02:15:42
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No, man. No, I feel like I'm a pretty, I mean, I haven't always been a good human being. I've done a lot of terrible things and I've done a lot of bad things.
02:15:52
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But, you know, for the most part, I try to i try to live life And I try to be a good person and I try to treat people right. ah and and and And for the most part, I feel like the universe has had a lot of fun at my expense.
02:16:07
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Yeah. but not but but and But not so much anymore. Not so much anymore, man. Things are coming together, man. Things are coming together. people are People are coming into my life. And you know and and this is obviously you know brandy Brandy coming into my life. and and we're Definitely and not me.
02:16:25
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um definitely not. Hold on. on. on. Hold on. Hold Hold Hold on. Hold on. on. on. Hold Hold Hold on. on. Hold Hold on. on. on. Hold Hold Hold on. on. Hold Hold Hold on. Hold Hold Hold Hold on. Hold Hold Hold on. on. Hold Hold Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. on. Hold on. on. Hold Hold Hold Hold on.
02:16:52
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And it's like, look, man, you you fucked up. You did the things that you did. It is what it is. But now, you know, I don't know, man. I don't know. Like, I don't know. The universe has a way. ah what's your bit i suffer come up here We're all to to help you Yeah, no no i got no, no, I've got a good circle of people who are coming into my life, man.
02:17:15
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and angel and i say that And I say that because i ah i think it's I think it's safe to call you a very good friend of mine. Well, I fucking hope so.
02:17:27
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Yeah, right? You're not going to be. You're good. I got a lot of love for you. be good you i got another but love for you
02:17:38
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That was fucking amazing. had drunk this. That was amazing. Oh, my God. Oh, no. Come and save me. Jesus Christ. I'm in here with these assholes.
02:17:49
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Baby. go and Get the fuck up here, bro. Get up here. I love you, sister. Baby. love mama What? Mama. It's Jersey. i Jersey's my girl, too. Get up here, too. Jersey, come up here and hang out. Get up here.
02:18:06
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Sorry. Brandy, you come up here and hang out. Hit the link. Brandy, you come up here. You only have a tiny Brandy, you're here, too. I turn mine on. MoDog, if you come up, I got purple crayons. He can do it. We got red crayons, bro. We got red crayons. Let's go so um ready no go. No, no, no. MoDog introduced me to them purple crayons. and Oh, he's a great beater, huh?
02:18:33
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not if like strong don't you don't you judge Don't you judge me and Moe Dog for what we do in our private time. We get a fresh start every day. Yes, ma'am. it sex? No, it's not sex. We're eating crows.
02:18:46
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make i um My bad. just thought of that.
02:18:51
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sir
02:18:54
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i just thought mo dog somebody come up here save me from these two i gotta go touch myself i've been saying that for don't even like i'm going to go angel just go no i'll be here you have to go i do have time bro if you hear me you hear me don't give fuck you we've been on phone my whole time on the phone and you hear me piss ain't no different bro i don't give fuck
02:19:27
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I'm myself. What's up? Bradley, don't get jealous of yourself. have No, I am. but what was because I'm I'm touching myself and you're not.
02:19:42
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How do you know that? That's not true at all. You're not touching and I'm touching you. you're not touching you're not touching me and i'm touching Oh, I'm not touching you. I thought you were saying I'm jealous to I'm not touching myself. It could be. Oh, wow.
02:19:58
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Wow. Okay. Here. Muddog, Jersey, Brandy. Somebody up here, please.
02:20:06
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I'm ah masturbating. Is that what they call it? I'm masturbating. ah i know all I'm not a master at baiting. What would they... I'm a...
02:20:18
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Watch, I'm going to do a magic trick. Abracadabra. Oh, Abracadabra. might take out of that fucking bag.
02:20:30
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Voldemortis. I'm magic. ah magic. Baba Booey. Baba Booey, Baba Booey. Howard Stern's penis.
02:20:43
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A magic trick. I pulled three beers out of a magic box. What? What?
02:20:53
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i'm gonna do well but i'm gonna do terrible things yeah thing um i know bradley watch out with beautiful face beautiful things what right what Don't worry about it yeah yeah Yes Yes Moe Dog Please bring more masculinity To this fucking broadcast Because I'm the only masculine I am the only masculine thing That's happening right now Bullshit Bradley literally Just made out with his mom's arm You're both giggling And whatever else I'm being released I'm on glitter kinds of fucking enough To throw it your ass
02:21:33
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not fucking love because you Shut the breath. Shut the breath. Shut the breath. I don't even know if they can fucking hear me. probably like I check myself. My earphones are fucking sick, bro.
02:21:49
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No, everyone can hear you. No, dude. Look, Brandi said it right there. Tranquil, you're killing it this evening. We fucking love you.
02:22:00
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Well, know, obviously. I'm fucking amazing, but thank you, guys. Where's Moe Dogg? Moe Dogg. Moe Dogg. Don't get a beer. yeah You still doing beer in Red Bull?
02:22:14
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ah I get two talk hands, one 16th Red Bull, drink that, and the rest of the screen off because I'm cutting back. After Michael and Jerry talked to me on one night, I realized I'm going drink was much.
02:22:27
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and like drink a little. Don't listen to those two. It's a good thing. no it's a good thing It's a good thing. I wasn't there, but don't listen don't listen to those two because those two want to make everybody feel like they're doing something wrong.
02:22:48
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Meanwhile, they didn't they't they can't go minutes without no they didn't but here's thing without butter light Bradley shut the fuck up and talking. Sorry.
02:22:59
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But no, the other night, yeah, the other night when you guys had the addiction thing where else, like, every time I'm talking to family, they're like, oh, oh yeah, I cut back to a 30-pack to fucking like three tall cans or two tall cans and three small amounts. Like, ha ha, you're still drinking and you're fucking alcoholic.
02:23:18
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No support. There he is. But when it comes to them. Cheers, bitches. there's a They got fucking support. I know, dog. Oh, dog. There you are. What's up, Snadley? What's up, Angel? but tara But Tarantula. We literally did that show the other night, and they brought up and they brought up drinking and whatnot, and I and i said how much... like i don't I only drink on Saturday nights now.
02:23:43
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I have a once in a while on Fridays. i guess everyone's And and a an Angel, you know this. You know this about me. You got back a lot. I got back a lot.
02:23:54
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and and and and and And both... but oh Actually, everybody on the panel, Britt, Blaze, and Michael all had some goofy-ass negative shit to say to me. And it was just like... that's family Family would cause fucking issues.
02:24:09
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but Other people... is At the end of the day,
02:24:15
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You want to do a dry challenge? Y'all go a week without smoking. I can go week without drinking. They were like, no, I'm good. they didn't want yeah yeah They didn't want to hear that. They didn't want to hear that shit.
02:24:27
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this is tonight Tonight is the first beer that I've had since last Saturday night. yeah was i wanted That is something that I want to do and I've had trouble doing. No, you don't have to congratulate me. It's just a choice that I made because I have control.
02:24:46
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Dude, I've drank. Which don't have. You drank what? which i don't have what's you drink but Go ahead. I thought you were done talking. I didn't mean to cut you off. i don't I was just going say, Angel, you're taking control.
02:24:59
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So fuck your family. They're not your family. You know where your family is Your family's right here, girl. Your family's right here, girl. That's where they helped me through it. I'm your daddy. Thank you for that. Fuck me. My dad's a Marine. You're definitely not. You're my Navy.
02:25:14
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Or Space Force. ah say it Say it right. Say Gaby. I'm your Gaby. for My dad's in Maine. You're definitely not here oh yeah I've drank more in the last fucking three months, four months hanging out with people on panels than I have in the last ten fucking years. yeah I think I've seen you some.
02:25:37
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now Now granted, now brandon I do drink a lot on Saturday nights. and And I do drink on the... And I do drink occasionally on the random Friday or whatever.
02:25:51
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But Saturday nights, I do drink a lot on Saturday nights. That's the first drink I've had all day, man. Hell yeah, Mojo. You've done good. It was a shitty day. If had my way, I'd started drinking about three o'clock.
02:26:09
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but Angel, I'm angel i'm um'm i'm very... It's three o'clock somewhere. I don't know if it matters. I don't know if you if if if this means anything, but from where you were before, you and I have known each other for the last several months.
02:26:27
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back and Where you were before and where you are now, um' I'm excited for you, girl. I'm happy for you and I'm proud of you. Me too. I don't know if that means anything.
02:26:38
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What's up, slutto? Yeah, like I said, I don't know if that means anything or not. I mean, being healthy. I'm not. I help you Losing weight but we're being healthy Here we are no but i'm i'm I'm happy for you and I'm excited for you to Keep going girl You know I love you and support from family You mentioned Gabi and Scott It was like poof Scott remember anything very familiar have we been on a o together and all
02:27:11
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i can't remember anything and just Jersey, I'm going to need you to calm the fuck down. Jersey, you need me up here. oh yeah Yeah.
02:27:22
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Jersey, Scotto, Brandy, get your asses up here. Yeah, come here, Jersey. Mo Dogg. Mo Dogg's my guy. Mo Dogg, what's going on with you, brother? How you been this week, man?
02:27:35
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I like Mo Ding. The week wasn't bad. I mean, I had an ant that died and I got a fucking cousin that went into hospice and so I've been dealing with the cousins all day today the one cousin in hospice and the cousin from the aunt that died and I get tired of being a motherfucker everybody leans on and shit but and I think Jersey's mad at me so I gotta tell her you know i love you and sorry boo love you and like sorry but saying Baby.
02:28:06
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What are you baby-ing me about? Look, right here. I'm dropping the link. I'm dropping the link. First and foremost, Scotto, if you don't come up here and say hello, and you don't yeah don bring like ah go you don't bring that beautiful face up in here, my feelings are going to be hurt. We need something attractive here besides fucking MoDog. Let's go.
02:28:26
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Yeah. and Whoa! Hold on. Wait a minute. wait a minute tiger Wait a minute. Sorry, Drizzy. I mean, MoDog is a sexy-ass grandpa, but I feel like I'm just as attractive, not quite as old. MoDog, let him know. MoDog, let him know. Don't let him know. I'm definitely the oldest in your community here, man. Are you sure could be the oldest in my community?
02:28:51
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I just look young. Cheers, MoDog. MoDog, don't let me be disrespected like that. I feel like we're the two sexiest sons of bitches on the nonsense.
02:29:02
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I mean, I would agree with you, but, you know. yeah i mean who who who are Who are we to say, though? You know? Just leave the purple ones.
02:29:15
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leave the purple and no um throw them all away but This is on you, Angel. This is on you, Angel. I'm just saying. Everybody assumes it's going to be red, but purple's my favorite.
02:29:30
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There she is. it's the color of key I love you, I love you guys man. i don't know what i don't I don't know what's going on be ah between whatever it is i' digging it I'm Paul and that's between you.
02:29:46
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Jersey's a good fucking egg, du She's got a lot of shit going on in her life, too. and so Throw some love her way. Five minutes. You got five minutes, Scott. Actually, actually sorry as Angel pointed out earlier, when I hit the wrong button, I was like, I'm going to hit these fucking buttons.
02:30:04
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Fuck this live stream. And Angel's thingss like just think we got have six extra hours. And I was like, hell yeah, we did. Oh, you were you were on before this stream?
02:30:16
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Oh, yeah, you were. I said hi. Yeah, I said hi. And then Brandy was like, order more beer. And I'm like, all right, I'm ordering more beer. im an angel's yeah angels I got Angel in one beer or one ear saying we got six more ounces. And then i got here we good I got Brandy in the other ear telling me to order more beer. And I'm like, fuck, it is going to be a Saturday night.
02:30:38
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Fuck Yeah, it was shortly after I said... Shortly after I said hey to you in the chat, man, was like the the last fucking phone call the of the night that I got, and that motherfucker ended up being three hours long.
02:30:50
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Damn, son. Because I was going to pop up and get drunk with you guys, man, because it had been that kind of day. oh We're still getting drunk. We're still getting drunk. I know. I got some catching up to do. We got like three and a half hours, and we can go we can go into an after show. My God, we can all ask to you drunk.
02:31:05
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I'm very, very, very, very very drunk. That's good. Good night. Good night, Brad. night. heard I might start switching shit up, man. I bought some ah crown Crown Royal fucking apple yesterday and some ah honey wild turkey. I might mix that up this fucking... And I'm not a big beer drinker, but i I do love summer shanties, man.
02:31:27
Speaker
It's not manliest beer, but whatever. The Blackberry ah Crown Royal. you That's good shit. I tried that the other day. a couple weeks ago i bought a thing of fucking Knob Creek smoked apple.
02:31:41
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I mean, and I like i love Knob Creek, but yeah not a not a big fan of that one. Not a big fan of the smoked apple. No good? No good. I mean, I don't know.
02:31:53
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It's not bad. I mean, I'll drink the shit, right? But it's not... Can describe it at all? Well, just think, i mean, it tastes exactly what it says it is, right? think think yeah Think like you're eating a fucking apple and it it was like roasted over top of a smoky ass fire.
02:32:10
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you know There's some whiskeys that would work with, but for whatever reason, I don't think it works with Knob Creek, but You know what would be a lot cheaper for me to try out that taste? Instead of buying that weird whiskey, i'm just going to, next time ah I'm at a bonfire, I'm just going to roast a fucking apple. Smoke an apple over that bitch. Fuck yeah. I had never tried that. it sounds interesting. I want to try ah like a marshmallow. It's a fucking apple. Like your brain.
02:32:35
Speaker
like your brain Sorry. Oh, hey, come on. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Turn me nice. Fuck my life. it's so it's okay and i just i just i just i just want I just want to call a timeout and throw a flag on the play real quick.
02:32:49
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Real quick. Timeout. um Jersey, I love you. You know I do. Shut up, Angel. <unk> Sorry, I'm just kidding.
02:33:02
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Shut up, Greg. I just want to call a timeout. Jersey, debatable.
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02:33:11
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Brandy,
02:33:13
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Where you at, girl? She didn't weigh in. She didn't weigh in. She didn't weigh in. Just saying, man. um There was nothing, bro. She didn't weigh in. Y'all are too busy on your fucking group Snapchat shit that y'all didn't add me to. So fuck all of you guys, man. Thanks for joining us. There was no joining Jersey said.
02:33:35
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mo dog sexiest man i bradley good night bradley oh about summer sandy yeah she's talking about summer sandy she's talking about summer sand oh it really is brandy uh why don't you uh try to see your big toe don't know what's going on there it is uh you glick and brandy i love you too jersey brandy Brandy, goddammit, tell him before he blows his fucking head off, man.
02:34:05
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Brandy! Sexiest man on the internet! No! she's like Actually, Brandy's like, i actually, I feel like she's about to Snapchat me and be like, yeah, no, she's not wrong.
02:34:16
Speaker
And I'd be like, yeah, right i know she's not I know she's not wrong, but that's not the point. Modog is the sexiest man on the internet. Modog is the sexiest man on the nonsensical network. That's not the point!
02:34:30
Speaker
That's not the point! Somebody on another stream last week called me fucking Kenny Rogers without without the toupee. I was like, I can't be mad at that, man.
02:34:41
Speaker
but I mean, I'm not mad at it because Modog is, I mean, Modog. I can't be mad at it. You know you're a sexy sumbitch. I'm man enough to admit that. I'm secure enough in my hotness that I can be like, yeah, Mo Dogg's a sexy sumbitch.
02:34:56
Speaker
and i say man because You're a good looking man too, and I'm secure enough in my manliness to say that too. I mean, fuck, we're going go to a goddamn gay st strip club or some shit together aren sometime. I'm going to tell you. That is not the comment wanted.
02:35:09
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i'm goingnna tell you that is zs that is that is not the comment i wanted Brandy and jersey but are yeah brand new Jersey both going to be like, you motherfuckers stay in contact with us the whole goddamn time.
02:35:21
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Wow. Wow. Wow. You know what? There you go. She stepped in there for you, man.
02:35:35
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She stepped in there. She said, you hot as fuck, baby. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. After she made it known that you're hot. Oh, fuck. After she made it known that you're hot as fuck.
02:35:47
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I wish Bray was here for this.
02:35:51
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I
02:35:58
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I see you. You know how my bullshit works. He is a sexy motherfucker, man. He is sexy as shit, man. I'll weigh in on that. good beard baby Got them cum streaks and shit in that beard?
02:36:11
Speaker
Yeah, the beard, but they also... There's no streaks. It's just all cum in your beard. this thats as That's what the ladies do. Those are racing stripes. Hey, Bradley, someday you're going to grow up and you're going to recognize what fucking female cum looks like.
02:36:27
Speaker
me saying She said... She said... She said, baby. Unless it's peroxide. I ain't talking about your mom, dude, so calm down. right Unless it's peroxide, I don't think girls come that makes my beard look like that.
02:36:45
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I know, I know. I got what you want, though. You're right, they do. I'm gonna just playing. I'm going to be nice, Bradley. I'm just fucking with you, man. i know i'm yeah I don't care what they said about you, Bradley. It's probably true. He doesn't have to be nice.
02:37:00
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I'm more... No, I'm just... ah Baby girl, I'm just playing. I'll be right back. I know we're some sexy sons of bitches. Look at that. Actually, I would love to see.
02:37:11
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but on one second. Hold on one second. I'll be right back in Angel, entertain Bradley. Huh? No, there's idea. Bradley, go look at the corner room.
02:37:25
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I'm all alone right now. Go look the corner room. go What do I do? What are you telling me to do? Go look at the corner of room. Corner of your room. Go look at it. There's something there. Go.
02:37:38
Speaker
There's about four fucking corners, bro. Go fucking look at one. ah so She said there's only four quarters, motherfucker. was looking at the picture. Damn it.
02:37:48
Speaker
Put him in a round room. Tell to go sit in the corner. Time out. What? Exactly. That one? Four quarters. Sure, why not? Keep looking. that one That one?
02:38:01
Speaker
In all seriousness, I do want to know where you got that galaxy light for your ceiling, man. That is pretty fucking cool. The galaxy light is going to be gone. I want to get a projector and I'm going project video.
02:38:17
Speaker
This he is just a portal to another dimension. I got special. Oh my gosh fucking nerd. look She said oh my god you fucking nerd that fucking was awesome You put a projection on her and you can't be on Light Shade If you play certain things They get to monetize whatever else No no no It's not going to be anything bad I was just going to play No no no I was just going to play like Beheadings and stuff like that It would be okay Yeah nothing bad not bad Yeah, none more. Just some run-of-the-mill beheadings. you know Yeah.
02:38:50
Speaker
Bestiality. Just stuff like that. Okay, I'm fine. It's fine. I'm meeting myself. All right, so listen, I know you're joking, but in all seriousness, if you do that with a projector and have like films and videos and shit running in the background, nobody will let you on their panels, man, because that'll get their...
02:39:06
Speaker
Are you yeah. YouTube, any that they fucking do will see that and shut them down. there That's my be able to express my art.
02:39:22
Speaker
but i need to or except press my are doesnt matter Do thing. can't do it. do nothing you cant do it unlessing for a panel and Yeah, do it on your own live.
02:39:36
Speaker
Go for it. Right. Make it on my life. Do it. I don't have one. Make one. Yeah, you do it and i be anybody else's, dude. Seriously, they won't let you up on panel. I mean, they already struggle with fucking letting you up on panel as it is, man. So you don't want to make it even harder. I don't want to that, MoDog. Come on. I don't want say that. I don't know what you're talking about, but I don't like this conversation.
02:39:57
Speaker
Maybe we could just have kisses. do you want to kiss? Kiss, kiss. I don't know. I'm going to have to pass, brother. sorry i'm I was just asking. Angel's over there throwing up on herself.
02:40:12
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No. I mean, I just, you know, it doesn't have to pass. Angel, do you know what Cinderella said? syndrome angel Angel, do you know what Cinderella said? Do you know what Cinderella said when she got to the ball?
02:40:25
Speaker
She didn't say. Oh, I'm cleaning up this motherfucker again? No, she said. but Oh, okay. it I get that. I don't get it.
02:40:39
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You wouldn't.
02:40:42
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You wouldn't. Oh my god. It's fucking midnight and this motherfucker still texting me. No motherfucker. Right? i should i should I shouldn't say that, man. i mean I'm glad I can be there for a little shit. It just gets fucking old sometimes.
02:40:58
Speaker
To be like that fucking person in the family that everybody and their fucking brother comes to. Dude, you know what the greatest thing to do and in in in your family, and I say this as personal experience, what up, fam? Y'all stupid bitches. I know y'all watch my shit.
02:41:16
Speaker
it is It is the greatest thing to fucking cut all of them toxic and toxic ass motherfuckers off and let them spin the narrative and let them create a narrative where you're the bad guy because at the end of the day,
02:41:31
Speaker
You got truth on your side, man. like actually i Well, see, and essence's just that i sleep be and i that's just it. That's just it. It's not that they're, it's not toxicity, right? It's not that they're toxic.
02:41:44
Speaker
It's that just that, i i so I'm to say this, and i'm not I'm not being braggadocious or like, you know, yeah trying to be so what you guys when I say it. I'm just that guy in the family that like all the fucking cousins, the brothers, the sisters, the I'm that guy that everybody fucking comes to, you know?
02:41:59
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who Hey, you know, you, know moddo get him isn was hard to you, you, I've written, I've had, I've had eight deaths in the last three years in my family, boy a family and family and, and, a and and a good friend.
02:42:15
Speaker
And the reason, the reason I bring that up is all eight of them are like, dude, will you write the eulogy and fucking do it? I'm like, and I've been doing that for 25 fucking years, man. every Like every time an aunt, an uncle, a brother, mom, dad, whatever dies, it's like, you're gonna do the eulogy, right?
02:42:32
Speaker
Yeah, sure. Yeah, so like I was that guy. i've I've always been that guy in my family. I was the rock. Like I've always been the rock.
02:42:43
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And um, and
02:42:48
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Know the fuck Yet I'm the same fucking person I blame for every fucking thing that happened Brandy and Jersey Get your asses up here right I am the rock was the rock in my family And I said no I'm done I'm done with the bullshit I'm done with the drama I'm done with the toxicity Y'all fuckers Are not doing anything for my life man Other than making me Stress and aggravated and everything Come on Brandy Hold on. Hold on a second.
02:43:19
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the The bongs are bonging. Hey, you guys. I'm the guy that everybody comes on. I know. Close. No. Queen, show me your fucking nails. Let's fucking go. Oh, my God. Let's fucking go.
02:43:34
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no queen show me your fucking nills so what you know um let's fucking go oh good purple my girls fucking go yeah um Wow. Oh my god. That was a fucking noise.
02:43:47
Speaker
I feel like I'm going to have to block Mowdow. I'm going to have to block Mowdow because my feelings are... Now did you shut your mouth? Hello. on here yeah There's that sexy motherfucker.
02:44:01
Speaker
What up, boo? Hey, baby girl. oh Hi, baby. Yeah, let's go. you need to move brandy. You need a new brandy up next to you, man. only i do I do, and I need to move Jersey beside you.
02:44:18
Speaker
Exactly. Oh, fuck. God damn it, you guys. You see how wonderful wine is? Wine is wonderful. Hey, baby. Wine is my wine.
02:44:30
Speaker
I'm going to cry. Your side piece is kind of cool.
02:44:38
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Angel, is it okay if I keep you over there? Angel, is it alright if I keep you over there me? that was good That was good, Jersey. to put Bradley at the bottom. no we grabley at the bottom no okay Angel, are you okay? this No, this is very ideal. Don't be rico jealous, everybody.
02:45:02
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Don't be jealous. don't Don't be jealous of my particular character. You likeck he just needed me to get up here, man, to get everybody else to come up, man. and so i just i so i just want to make sure i just want to make sure angels I just want to make sure Angel's okay being the third was me and brandy yeah ah fuck Really?
02:45:20
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like oh Wait a minute. I'm under Brandy. I'm under Brandy. yeah You are under Brandy. I'm next to Scotto and I'm next to Sars. Girl, you ain't under nothing.
02:45:34
Speaker
Why the fuck was I last? Why was I last? What the fuck, man? I'm left to that my life You're right. you're right re you're on my right side I got all my fucking hair cut off today, too.
02:45:51
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just have a question. I just have a question with Scotto real quick. What's your question, love? Hey, Scotto. How does it feel to be with daddy's bottom?
02:46:04
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it's nice It's nice. I'm not complaining. you don't hear me complaining. i um my mom My mama raised me proper. but up rex Hey, hey. Hey. Hey. Hey.
02:46:19
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hey like you hang he yeah we knowre you stop at they be scott scott ah you know i love you bo Glick, when you feel your sphincter tightening up, you know what it is, man. Oh. Everybody down the huddle can I. Let's see how many fucks are. Scotto is not typically a bottom, but Scotto has taken the bottom position for me. That's love. That's love right there. That's love right there. That's kind of hot as fuck, babe. Mm-hmm.
02:46:49
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thank you What was that? Is that like a comparison of our assholes? Did you put like a literal one? Mine would be like this. That's mine then, motherfucker. I don't know what happens, but it is what it is. if it did My asshole's like a Play-Doh factory. It comes out like spaghetti. ah you Oh, you want you want a half moon?
02:47:15
Speaker
Hang on, let me twist my colon. Oh my god. As the only gay person on the panel, please, please, please, Scotto, please put him correct. Well, I was going to say, okay. I thought you were talking to Bradley. so Yeah.
02:47:30
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My bad. So, a completely serious thing. Sign language, you make an S and you point to the hole. And this is a sign for asshole, right? But if you're a gay guy, we kind of make it like a big one and you point to the asshole. yeah that's fine That's about what your asshole would look like. i'm a funny language Apparently, I'm huge.
02:47:49
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Angel. What's up? So I, man. I'm home like a fucking squirrel, man. Stepping in for bread. um un nick artist I'm so glad you're here. It's been crazy.
02:48:00
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I'm so glad you're here. can can Can I get added to the super secret fucking like group chat that y'all got going on? Fuck yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yes, you can be the ones involved.
02:48:15
Speaker
meet Me too? and three I feel like we should. I've been hearing Jersey talk about that shit for like two fucking days, man. Oh my god, I love Jersey. That bitch had my heart.
02:48:27
Speaker
Hey, you should add Bradley too. Oh yeah, I wouldn't Beautiful. what Wait, wait, what? Fuck my Wait, what? There's so many fucking people talking right now.
02:48:42
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wasn't me. What's happening? Clockwork, what's going on? What's up, Clockwork? i feel i feel like we have and I feel like we have to create a whole new top secret super chat between Modog, Jersey, Scotto.
02:48:58
Speaker
Angel, Angel, are you on Snapchat? Yes. Wait a minute. Yes, you are. yes Angel, so why don't you share your Snapchat with us, boo? Oh, you got to make a new one? I can't just be added to the current one? Okay, I see how it is. is. and so Hold on. I was born at night, but it wasn't last night.
02:49:21
Speaker
Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on a damn second. Hold on a damn second. Because I was thinking about this the other day, and I was like... We have this nonsensical nonsense podcast.
02:49:33
Speaker
Nonsensical nonsense. Group chat. And Scotto's in it. Scotto's in it. so And I'm like, should I add Jersey and Brandy and MoDog? And I forgot that Angel and I were friends.
02:49:45
Speaker
Angel, I'm sorry. I forgot you and I were friends on Snapchat. My bad. So should I add you guys to the podcast, like group chat? Or should we create our own? Maybe we should create our own because we don't want to tread in other people's... Baby, you have like ass group of... God, her voice is fucking amazing.
02:50:03
Speaker
Sorry. don't know who's in your group. You and Britt and Blaze and Michael and... Where's Michael? Keep the original. I'm having another one for all of us.
02:50:15
Speaker
Yeah, who said that? You know what, game on. know what, game on. Yes, boo-boo. Look at my dog. He's like, oop. butal I'm sorry. i was I was tickling your butthole, Angel. I'm sorry.
02:50:28
Speaker
I just want you... Jersey, what's up, girl? I just want you bitches to know that Moe Dogg and I are going to keep our top secret conversations to ourselves. He's a Marine. already know what he's going to say. You're retarded. We already know what he's going to say. We don't look. Mordog and I don't do anything other than share purple crayons together. Pretty much. He's like, quiet. What happened? I'll be right back. I need some more daddy juice. Daddy juice?
02:51:08
Speaker
No. This is not That picture is not with the filters. Who said Brandy what?
02:51:19
Speaker
Because you you said you don't know like what I look for. I'm sorry. I didn't mean to cut everybody off. You said Brandy what? yo I didn't. I said... What, baby?
02:51:33
Speaker
You got my daddy juice and I can't get it in two weeks. Yes, sir. sorry i'm a degenerate one more week yeah yeah i got it it's literally two weeks what do we have baby we are at uh 15 days 14 days baby 14 i'm driving my ass look look look i y'all y'all keep talking this bullshit about being friends of me and being family
02:52:08
Speaker
I just want you to know some shit might go sideways when I take this road trip, but I need you to pay post my bail. Baby, that's my baby. let's find it I'm close to you guys.
02:52:18
Speaker
I got you. Baby, stop talking. I'm close to y'all fucking Oregon. I got you. Yeah, yeah. try Translison. Skirt, skirt. California, Oregon. I'm on my way. Translison, I'm on my way. Let's go.
02:52:34
Speaker
Let's go. Let's fucking go. let you know Shit, already started the GoFundMe for you, man. By the way, like you stay in fucking prison. I'm hitting brand or Brandy up. Let's go. Hell yeah, mama. I ain't going to prison. ain't going to prison. ain't going to prison. Hey, get off my woman. Get off my woman. Scotto. Scotto. Scotto. Tell him. His big bare ass don't need to going to prison.
02:53:00
Speaker
his his big bar ass don't need to be going to prison Stop it. You're not going nowhere.
02:53:08
Speaker
he's not party speaking of prison baby i'm way too pretty i'm way too pretty to go to prison we shall all beall be conspiring y'all be fire i will brand defer yeah sick stop it you're not going nowhere I am going somewhere. I'm going to bed. I hope you all have a good night. didnt really twice you i love you. even though you're beat they number own real quick Hold on real quick. timeout time Time out.
02:53:44
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let me say let me say this without an error interrupt you bradley you fucking killed it tonight bro so Do this shit. Do this shit. Do this shit every Saturday night, dude. You was on fire. Don't think about it. Just be about it.
02:53:59
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Bro, you killed us tonight, man. We loved you tonight. I'm going to and do that next time. tape brit i try do the name i and but All i got to say in in return is is thank you and i and also one word,
02:54:12
Speaker
four letters oh to be fucking nice bro Adios. No, leave him alone. Leave alone. Let him have his outfit.
02:54:25
Speaker
Yes, mama. yeah Jersey, you changed your... Jersey? low, beautiful. are they jersey I mean, You know what? girl I have no idea what Jersey looks like, but based off her profile pictures and stuff like that.
02:54:43
Speaker
I know. and brown baby just she looks pretty much like her profile, though. She's beautiful. yeah yep did I don't know i don't know if i'm allowed to say this, but jersey good girl what Why wouldn't you be allowed to say it that? me Why wouldn't you be allowed to say that?
02:55:03
Speaker
Exactly. I don't know if I'm allowed to compliment a woman. You are absolutely allowed to say the fuck what you want. Oh, Jersey's family.
02:55:14
Speaker
You ever going to get trouble for complimenting a woman, man. here I mean, it's how you compliment could be the problem, but you know. Someone's like, yo, what up, Jersey? You want to try to do it?
02:55:26
Speaker
but oh jersey you're and Jersey, you're beautiful. what i what what well I love you too, mama. You're beautiful. oh Hey, Jersey.
02:55:39
Speaker
I love you. I love you. you guys really going to do this? you nice really thing like Are you guys up?
02:55:52
Speaker
Hell no, we're like six states of fucking park, man. We haven't made that happen yet. MoDog in two weeks, I'm literally driving over almost 26,000 miles. Yes, sir. 2,600 miles go get this girl. just going say this. I'm going to say this. know she's got a spare room in her house.
02:56:12
Speaker
to go get this girl i'm just gonna say this i' go say this i'm going to say this i know she got a spare room in her house First and I I to stand up and turn around.
02:56:32
Speaker
chair first and foremost scott i need you turn camera back the fuck on so i can see that sex the ass i'm just saying i want you to stand up turn around right now Yes, Queen. I said it. yeah it is yeah i'm not saying beautiful I don't want to hear no fucking six states the fuck away.
02:56:53
Speaker
I am literally driving almost 3,000 miles in two weeks to get this woman and bring her back to Ohio. Yes, sir. Well, you never know. I might drive my ass up to Jersey before two weeks happens, man.
02:57:08
Speaker
It just beats you to it. and yeah will you want listenbi wait Where are you at, MoDog? Kentucky. and i have that way Oh, my God. You're not six states away from Jersey.
02:57:21
Speaker
Whatever, man. Geography's hard, bitch. You're taking the wrong way. You're taking the wrong fucking way, you goofy bitch. You're like, Kentucky, Virginia, West Virginia. Let's go ahead and dip down to North Carolina, and we're going to go up to the coast.
02:57:34
Speaker
Okay, that's five right there. I'm going to fight you. I'm going to go to other side of the country. ah Yeah, you are.
02:57:48
Speaker
don't care. I'm going have Scotto. I wonder if I go to a club. Well, apparently I got take detour. don't know where Scotto is. Scotto, where are you at? I'm at San Francisco.
02:58:02
Speaker
that's go me um pam francisco francisco Really, Glick? Maybe we're going to San Francisco and we're bringing Scotto home with us. Did you really need to ask that? It's kind of obvious, right? You should know. Hey, Scotto, you know love you, brother, but that wasn't obvious. That's an obvious one, man. Yeah, I knew. I just needed a conversation before I said it. You know what I mean?
02:58:25
Speaker
Maybe we're going to San Francisco. Baby, what's the intent of San Francisco? Scotto. Scotto. Scotto.
02:58:36
Speaker
Yeah, what, baby? We're going to San Francisco and bringing Scotto home with us. Hold up, hold up. That's an idea. just a funny have to And Sarge and sergeant I have to have shared custody. I'm sorry.
02:58:48
Speaker
Okay, okay. But you guys will be in Jersey or Kentucky or wherever you guys will be. like We can absolutely. Scotto's like, do I not get a fucking say in this shit? No, he doesn't. No, he doesn't. We love you.
02:59:05
Speaker
Wait, what what angel? Okay, so when you go to a fucking Oregon, pick up Randy. Uh-huh. Come downstairs. I'll meet you guys halfway. All right. we're bringing we're bringing ah bring april and scott back to ohio yes ah we're bringing angel and back to back to ohio i won't go i won't go back i work but i will go ahead it doesn't matter you can hang out here i i listen i think that we should all just freaking move to ohio let's just let's just let's just be close together i meant ohio just seems like a common ground i meant oh yeah is that you jersey boys
02:59:45
Speaker
I like Jersey's idea. Yeah, I'm only like eight minutes from Ohio, so. That's what I'm saying. yeah And Ohio ain't that far away from me. How are you from Ohio?
02:59:55
Speaker
Your ass ain't gonna move to fucking Ohio. Your dad's in Jersey, man. What the fuck are you talking about? Ohio's not that far away. It's 11 states away.
03:00:07
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I'm gonna do Texas for that. You know how bad I was gonna do Texas? um major work where no Where are you at? Are you in Arizona? as we we we we We all work. We all make money. We can buy a fucking big ass fucking house in the country.
03:00:24
Speaker
yeah And we live in we're on a little compound and shit, man. Yeah, or a little compound. And we can all share a scotto. I'm going to say this. I'm not gay, but Scotto, go ahead. Throw the picture up. Throw the picture up. I'm not gay either, but Scotto already said he'd gladly be bottom. Look at his puts this feel like he's got little bit scottto go ahead throw throw a picture up the but like like throw a picture up yeah i'm no i'm not gay either had already said he badly be my bottom you got look look look look at his look at it look at his avatar when he puts this up
03:01:01
Speaker
i saw it like Motherfucker. Let me see you, Scott. Put that avatar up. Where we go, bro? You doy smooth, smooth, dog.
03:01:13
Speaker
You smooth, dog. What? Make him full screen. Hold on a second. Don't change it. I gotta make him full screen. I gotta ah gotta find buttons and push buttons and
03:01:34
Speaker
Gluck, gluck, gluck, gluck. Gluck, gluck, gluck,
03:01:44
Speaker
i got the same bottle here i'll give you another one for the nonsensical man there we go yeah you got scott who clippped it yeah he oh scott i will get it yeah trust me Scotto will get it. either already got he's already Dude, that that shit hit the back of my throat. I almost fucking gagged. Shut the fuck up
03:02:04
Speaker
up. i don't I don't have that built-in fucking gag reflex that some of the people on the panel do. Plus, I don't know how dirty the fucking neck of that bottle is, man. I probably just gave myself sepsis or some shit.
03:02:21
Speaker
Salmonella. You got Salmonella now. Oh, what up, Rex? I didn't see you pop up, man. Oh, your school. It's cool, man. Yeah, I saw that picture of you. Deep throat in the bar. Motherfucker.
03:02:33
Speaker
Motherfucker. You hit the doorbell, man, so i'd let I let Rex in, man. Okay, you can change it now, Scotto. Don't leave it up there. You don't have to change it, Scotto. Leave it up there. Scotto, I never knew.
03:02:48
Speaker
these These motherfuckers are going down way too easy, man. I feel like there's 15 fucking conversations happening right now. There you I have to keep your request. I think that the new one, yes.
03:02:59
Speaker
Baby girl, act like you've never watched this Saturday night. Three of our fucking hours. Three of our fucking hours. I got your baby girl, Glick. yeah Y'all didn't even see that. He he already grabbed the one from I just did fucking 38 seconds ago. Dude, dude. Skylar, gotta send that to me. You gotta send me that video. I'm gonna tell you motherfuckers right now. That shit better not be like being sent around a fucking internet and shit, man. Send it to chat. thank dan i make it i'm make i make it I'm making a reel out of it.
03:03:30
Speaker
I'm making it a reel out of it, MoDog. Just a fucking loop. that you get That's what you get. That's what you get. Oh, I asked for one purple crayon, and you said, nope, they're all mine.
03:03:42
Speaker
All you had do was share. And on top of that, and on top of that, apparently you're the sexiest guy on the nonsensical network. you That's a lie. Next, to show you how I lick my forehead.
03:03:57
Speaker
That would be cool. The next time we're together and you're not sharing your purple crowns and you leave me the terrible red crowns. they don't They don't know about that one. They don't know about that one. You don't share with me.
03:04:10
Speaker
why And why lick your own when you can lick mine? I don't know. i don't I think that was Jersey directed at MoDog.
03:04:23
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but it was i heard I heard it. I heard it. I got big ass ears. Hey girl. I got big too. ears too. Hey, calm down.
03:04:35
Speaker
Calm down. My dad my dad used to tell me, man, if the wind fucking picked up, I need to get inside. I told you I learned how to breathe through my ears. Mama, every time I hear your voice, it's...
03:04:48
Speaker
It's reactionary. You're cute, baby. You're cute. He gets moist. Moist. I don't know about moist, but life gets hard.
03:05:02
Speaker
life gets hard Well, sometimes you wake up and life's hard. So, yeah, there's that. yes and hard I woke up hard this morning. most speed yeah You're a young man.
03:05:15
Speaker
You're a young man.
03:05:19
Speaker
but if you don't do that one day, we got Ronald Pills at work. Apparently, it's with help. got what? Purnit Pills.
03:05:32
Speaker
what the fuck are y'all sharing with each other that's what i want to know
03:05:41
Speaker
the yes then i stop bo why the eyes though um like yeah yeah what what the fuck are y'all sharing with each other that's what i want no That's some discord shit. I ain't hating. I just want to be included. Fuck. Right, MoDog? Right, MoDog?
03:06:05
Speaker
Just saying. the fuck it's what The fuck is our women? The fuck is our... Hold on a second. I ain't involved with nobody. Hey, you done fucked up, friend.
03:06:17
Speaker
Yeah, you done fucked up. What the fuck is my woman? and Jersey sharing with each other. i don't know. i don't know. More dogs. More dogs. More dogs. More dogs. I'm just curious. I don't know any dogs stinks any claim.
03:06:33
Speaker
don't know what's going on. I'm just curious.
03:06:37
Speaker
I got a song for that. big Of course you do. Wait, hold on. Hold on a second. I know what it is. yeah it's ah it's It's Pussy Control by Prince.
03:06:53
Speaker
It's a good song if you've never heard it. I can find that. Who are you talking to, Lick? You're not afraid. Scotto. I know You see Scotto looking at his phone. What do you think he's looking at?
03:07:13
Speaker
ah Yeah, of course. Glick just disappeared off screen a minute ago. Come on. Whoa, hey, whoa. Scotto, don't confirm that. Don't confirm that, Scotto. Don't confirm that. God damn. That was for eyes over there. They're a mo-dog.
03:07:27
Speaker
They're a mo-dog. They're a mo-dog.
03:07:32
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I'm right here man Jersey
03:07:38
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<unk> du that's what click writes like like yeah what like co i miss something well y allll keep saying i mean for on what i miss yeah yeah mo dog where you at um right here man oh jersey hi I just love you.
03:08:01
Speaker
I love you. see there glick They're sending more pictures to each other. i know they are. they're acting I'm joking. Brandy's like,
03:08:12
Speaker
brandy's like okay now now show me the right one Show me the right one. And Jersey was like, I'll only show you the right one if you show me the left one. I need Brittany here. need a fucking dollar.
03:08:25
Speaker
Meanwhile, Moe Dogg I are over here sharing Crayolas together. He's like, ooh, I like the yellow one. And he was like, yeah, but you should try this. You should try this not so dark, but maybe a little bit of a light green one. but Jersey's thing the last week and a half is putting her little... Here, I gotta go back on camera. Where?
03:08:45
Speaker
putting her little fucking emoji on there about touching tips and shit. I'm like, no, that ain't happening, man. Stop. Wait, what happened? What happened? What happened? Wait, wait, wait, wait. Moe Dogg and I are not touching tips.
03:08:56
Speaker
That's though. What we're is sharing the ground. Angel. That is hot. It is. It is. Angel. yeah Sorry, babe. It ain't happening. Got him.
03:09:10
Speaker
Never say that. put the MoDog the side Glick. Goddamn. Just for a second, Glick. Come on, just for a second. Put MoDog in the side. Put MoDog in the side. Let's go.
03:09:27
Speaker
We're not touching chips. We just eat brown water. She's going to have you put me in there. Now she's going ask us to stand up and turn towards each other. buts I already know what the fuck's in her head, man. know better than You guys are already standing up. You're already facing each other. Just go ahead and do it.
03:09:47
Speaker
Hold on a second. Let's do Hey, MoDog, let's do it. I can't stand up. I don't have anything on in this t-shirt. Wait, you're wearing pants? wearing pants?
03:09:59
Speaker
What the fuck? What the fuck?
03:10:03
Speaker
um no pale not now i you now' fuck free ball out yeah Free balling like a motherfucker. free i don't buy i don't wear I don't wear pants when I do this show.
03:10:15
Speaker
What the fuck are you talking about? Shut your mouth. Stop talking. Hey, MoDog. MoDog, we're going to do this right. There you go. It's hard to say I'm just waiting for him to put Scott in.
03:10:27
Speaker
Scott O'Sammell. Scott O'Sammell. Scott O'Sammell. Scott O'Sammell. Scott O'Sammell, are you okay with this? yeah Are you okay with this? ah you okay He's going to show us how to do the condor, man. how get Fuck yeah.
03:10:43
Speaker
i was Yeah, okay. I got one better for you here, MoDog. What is this? oh It's a song. and I got to hover. ah got to hover.
03:10:59
Speaker
and MoDog touch tips. Now they're gay, gay.
03:11:08
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it's too close you can't copyright this clock orange it's too close what man are you afraid you're gonna get a copyright strike or some shit right clock over ah as that is an actual love baby he is Rex is never joking when he says I got a song for that. He is never joking. Hawkwork Rex. Show us who you are, Boo Boo. I do not go on camp. Especially especially when somebody demands I go on camp.
03:11:45
Speaker
but Then no, I'm digging my heels in. I'm not going on camp. You are a savage. i love you, Scotto.
03:12:00
Speaker
You guys have no but you have no idea. Look, all I know, look all i know i ain't got one motherfucking picture sent to me, so fuck all y'all in. but Get him. He'll eat the cat.
03:12:15
Speaker
Or the bunny. Nope. no Not one. Hey, eat the Scott, i did I love you so fucking much, bro. Wait, what happened, guys? I missed it. The cat was trying to eat the bunny
03:12:32
Speaker
eat the bunny. It's not funny. You know that shit is for real. I don't i don't think they can share what happened. so I I see it. It happened. Scotto's probably fucking screenshots from the movie. I like know. I know exactly. glick i am jersey Jersey, I don't know how to create a top secret, super secret chat.
03:12:58
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you know so put scott so put yeah so so so imagine how much fun we would all have together? look around Put Scotto.
03:13:09
Speaker
i mean Who said that? that ah Angel. Angel. Fuck yeah. All right, Brandon. Let's go. Put Scotto, Modog. Put Scotto, Modog, Brandy, what's fucking look myself.
03:13:25
Speaker
and you in the chat. and If you guys are not friends with Angel already, that' caught as I will add her to our chat and the pictures. Scott, can I post those? If we have a super secret, top secret chat, can I put those in our chat? Because those are the most things. Somebody create this chat group and I'll make sure we're all in it.
03:13:52
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Hey, look, and the one picture I do get is this from Scott. ah so That's what I got. That's what like is that I what I got. That's what I got. That fucking awesome. You think I learned not to do shit like that on panels, man?
03:14:08
Speaker
Yeah, well, yeah. wow You know what? Yes, mama. Yes, mama. It's all you. I don't care. Nothing. I love you, baby. It's just you guys and the internet. It's all fine.
03:14:20
Speaker
Angel. I love you, too. Hey, say that. Hey, babe. Say that slower. I can't hear you. you Angel, here you're and I love you. um love you, ah too, baby. I don't say name or me, but I love you, too. i i look I love you, Angel. I love everybody on this panel.
03:14:39
Speaker
i don't know about clockwork, man. Angel, before I add you to this group, your name is your first name and a last name, right? Yeah, I can add it. I can add it. Is that you?
03:14:54
Speaker
Yes. i got I got it. look i don't i don't I don't really do shit on Snapchat. I don't even know how like the whole group fucking shit works. Hold on. but You got to figure it out. One person doesn't work. They actually call them their actual name.
03:15:10
Speaker
and i cream Hey, MoDog, that's your story. but say me Hey, Mama. yeah and enough for us You got it? No, I was asking Jersey to do it because she didn't. I don't know how to do it.
03:15:22
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Baby, Jersey's new to Snap. Dude, no, no, no, no. no Hang on Hang on. I got to step in. Jersey's new to Snap? But that bitch been on Snap more in fucking three days than I have in ten fucking years, man. Yeah.
03:15:35
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yeah jump was yeah terms got yeah ah you know yeah you know mean and yeah and everything every everything that she sends me of like our animated things together like i'm six one right um'm six one and all the shit that she sends me i'm like this much fucking shorter than her and it's got me standing in all these like fucking gay poses i'm like what the fuck are you doing man your dad you show ah my god you're six one My son is 6'4". He's 20 years old.
03:16:09
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Jersey, how tall are you? yeah That's all right. I'm 6'1", but I fuck like I'm 23, so it's all good. He does, but that, because I going to have grandchildren.
03:16:20
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Don't let the grave for you. Jersey, Your name is like an A and then an H, right?
03:16:35
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and you okay all william Let's make sure we're adding the right people to this shit. Yeah. yeah that's why i went the right Let's see you, boo. Some 80-year-old fucking grandma in Idaho is like, what the fuck is this shit, man? Jersey, I love you. Jersey, I love you. Jersey, I love you. Your first name is an and your last name is an age. Yeah, it's Angel Hussle. I'm going to go, man.
03:17:04
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i saw that she like that i just it's only the internet angel don't worry about it it's just my girl no it's just my girl she's got no fucks to give that's that's that's my girl but not you i'll tell you how inactive i was on on on snapchat was a week or two ago we we're all like sharing each other snapchats with each other Brandy had to tell me what my fucking Snapchat name was. or not Brandy, Brittany.
03:17:32
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I was like, wait, tell you that. Not Brandy, Brittany. I was like, I don't even know what my fucking name is on there, man. We're not even friends on Snapchat. know, I changed it. I said Brittany. I said Brittany. Am I adding that? I don't know.
03:17:47
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god damn it brand i didn't mean to I didn't mean to blow the cover. Shit, sorry. Goddamn, MoDog. What the fuck? MoDog. already in my field. What is that, MoDog? I'm just going to say one thing. Brandy, it's okay. One is always bigger than the other.
03:18:06
Speaker
That's just nature. That's nature. It's okay. and I am the bigger than the other and he is the one. I fucking love you all. you're only six one you shut up little man shut your little ass up by the way y'all stop at fucking arizona see you guys come on angel get a grip on these fucks well i'm six one but ah jersey how tall are you you girl on these bug jersey how tall are you five one five what five six five six
03:18:38
Speaker
5'6". And I swear to God, this is her, this is me, and every one of the snaps that she sends me has her up here and me to fuck down here and shit. I'm like, what the fuck, man? Baby, you're only 5'6".
03:18:52
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Baby, yes, i we talked about this. Angel, you have to add me before I can create the group chat. sky How tall are you? like, me Well, fuck, I guess I'm just a short motherfucker in here then. Whatever.
03:19:10
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Yes, queen. Hold on, baby. What'd you say? What'd you say, mama? I remember. Scalow. Scalow. Yes, queen. Yes, queen. What are you, Glick? Like 6'4"? He's 6'3". Yeah.
03:19:26
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6'3". I'm a clown motherfucker. I heard that's common for gay guys. 3, yo. You're not wrong. I'm only on two. I'm only gay on days that end in white.
03:19:41
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Whatever, liar. Hey, Scotto, what's your one hoodie say? it's it's It's not gay if it's with Scotto? Is that what it says? That's it. okay There you go. that You're out. Oh, oh oh my God, Scotto. How can I get that hoodie?
03:19:55
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Jersey. For real? Yeah. ahqua find yeah yeah du dude Go put it on. Go put it on. Angel, laow i mean i won to I want hoodie. Here's a dirty pouch for you, motherfucker. Here's a dirty pouch. Let me see if I can reenact that.
03:20:12
Speaker
Hold on one second. I know Brandy and Angel were talking, but I got to talk to Scotto about this.
03:20:25
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and angel we're talking but i gotta talk to scotto about this Because I think this is going to be the greatest thing ever. No, dude. Wait till you see his hoodie. It's pretty badass.
03:20:39
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Baby, how would it be cool if I had this hoodie and I wore this hoodie? Because I will wear this fucking bitch. Rex, how far are you, man?
03:20:53
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5'10". 5'10". Oh, ain't the shortest motherfucker then. All right. Scott has a hoodie. Scaddle has a hoodie that says it's only gay if it's a Walsami. Yeah, because he'll eat the kid from that bunny. i That's fine.
03:21:08
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That's fine. i wouldn't aware that you what i say I want that. I want that hoodie. I don't give I don't I want that hoodie. What'd you say, Jersey? Angel, did you hear what I said there? You have to add me in order for me to create a... Yes. Well, I added... I think I said... Mama. What, baby? What?
03:21:27
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mama ready to be what baby i love you look at you on the podcast i have some good thing i do or if it's good what is this is this the first time you've been on on the panel brandy yes sir yes sir but so you take you take direction well heard that i heard She takes instruction well, Glick.
03:21:55
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File that away. yeah Yeah, before that, i I heard what she said. I heard what you said. What? Yes, Daddy. Yes, Daddy. Daddy, what's wrong? You without music.
03:22:13
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dandny what's from you know it's not really a party without music I'm over top of you, so be careful there, Brandy. i let's last um Stop. God damn your hands. no Your fucking hands are cold. Fuck. You may not think it's a party for that music, we bring the entertainment. We are the party. Yeah, Jersey.
03:22:40
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I meant we don't... There we go. Sorry, Angel. I hope you don't mind you're in between Scotto and... That's fine. All right. Put him full screen.
03:22:52
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Put Scotto full screen so you can see it. Yes. Yeah, so you see his hoodie. I'm wearing a fucking floppy fucking head. Let's go. And show the nails. Have you seen Scotto's nails?
03:23:03
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Yes, boo. Oh, my God. Let's see. Beautiful person on the planet
03:23:15
Speaker
and like um laugh so me fucking yeah but like got sit come got her she seriously got to be the most beautiful person on the planet It comes on the glass. It comes on your back.
03:23:28
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Love you, boo-boo. Don't tell me where to come. Don't tell me where come. Yeah! yeah Yes! Yes, Scotto! That's what I say. That's what I say, Scotto! That's better. I can't. I swear to God, every Saturday night. Let's go.
03:23:42
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baby i can't swear to god i will wear that on saturday that every set you want one make love stuff i' doing Glick, it's out on the Harley Dad's merch page. yeah Yeah, I don't fucking like Harley Dad.
03:23:56
Speaker
and i like I don't like fucking him either, man. He clenches up too much. I don't. Let me know where I can get that out. I want to get the hoodie.
03:24:08
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Do you have it in 3X? Do you have it in Sasquatch size? Daddy. Yes, mama. I'm missing you. I'm missing you. um meur do and God. Can I get it for free? Oh, hell.
03:24:24
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How does one get a free hoodie? Why are hot? printed my beige. Oh, my God. how does one get a free hoodie so hot ah print in my age and yeahp What is that? Hold on a second. Hold on a second. Put that closer to the camera. What is that?
03:24:44
Speaker
ah Jersey, close close your eyes. Close your eyes, Jersey. God damn it. You put my dick God damn it. Yeah, and you and this is like your whole... By the way, there's centimeters, guys. Oh, wow.
03:25:04
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yeah okay so Who doesn't love them some Scotto? Like, for real, yo. but i don't see squirr I don't see Squirrel on there. i don't see Squirrel on there. Let me see. that Well, there is a bottom one that says closed. Closed for business. Closed for business.
03:25:22
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Squirrel. That's great. Scotto. I need the... i did i need the Daddy. It's not gay unless it's got a yes and a yes.
03:25:37
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God fucking hurt. Whoa. You know what, Moe Dog? You might be hung like a squirrel, but I'm hung like a field mouse. a Oh, there you go. That's why we both eat pussy so good. like Yeah, god damn right.
03:25:52
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I may not be a Marine, but I can eat crowns and pussy like it ain't nobody's business. There you go.
03:26:00
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There you go. Angel's over there making fucking Arizona moist and shit. I
03:26:08
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need Brittany up here. Hey, moog MoDog, MoDog, don't know if it's Angel that's making Arizona moist or if it's me, you, and Scotty that's making Arizona but i mean and but no no no moist.
03:26:24
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I think Jersey and Brandy are making her more moist than we are. I don't fucking care about her. I'm not just talking the state of Arizona. I'm just saying. Look at the three of us on the top of this panel. All I'm picturing is trains.
03:26:44
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um fuck hot i fine all i'm picturing is trained Right above your head on the top row and all I'm picturing is scissors on the middle row.
03:26:55
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here Trains and scissors. and scissors, baby. Trains and scissors. Pulling into the station now, bitch. Yeah. Yes.
03:27:06
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Even your voice is sexy, mama. Oh, really? Oh. These are going down way too fucking easy. I'll be right back. I got fucking do this. That's what she said. I'll be back.
03:27:18
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Before I I a let my dog talk. but before i go i need i need to hear a jersey yeah hang on before and before you go my dog baby we already know yeah you think jersey's beautiful that's fucking amazing now let my dog talk i No, I was just going to say, I want to hear Jersey say daddy to me one time like Brandy is to click. Yeah, right? Oh, yeah.
03:27:51
Speaker
Daddy. Do it, Jersey. You know you see it all in the daddy. Okay, I'm good. Daddy, daddy, daddy, because you've gotten all the good. daddy traffic chat daddy because you've gotten all the good I don't know, man. i I definitely need some more daddy juice. I'll be right back.
03:28:12
Speaker
I have never been that guy. like i like When I've seen that on like social media, women calling a grown-ass man daddy, I'm like, that's fucking weird.
03:28:26
Speaker
And then the first time Bradley said it to me, I'm like, oh, I feel a lot of way. Fuck yeah, baby. But Glick, what I was saying is I'm changing the pictures to the stuff that doesn't have the filters on it.
03:28:44
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Yeah, I know. No, I know. Yeah, I don't know. i don't know. Baby, I appreciate you calling. Yeah, call Daddy Grafton, girlfriend. no gluster What, baby? like not But the same time, I'm doing a better. and I really like you calling me Daddy.
03:29:04
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and know, Daddy. Fuck but yeah ah you are Are you guitar? Because I want to fucking grab you by the neck There we go You know what he talks about, baby hey Yes, I do Give me that necklace, daddy Oh, here we are were gay hey Yes, ma'am
03:29:37
Speaker
We're getting that tattoo. Yes, sir. That is. very yeah It's legit, bro. Yep. I'm getting a tattoo on my hand just for her.
03:29:50
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okay We can take pictures of that shit and fucking post it, too. You goddamn right. Oh, I can't. Oh.
03:30:02
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Oh.
03:30:04
Speaker
Nope. Behave Glick. who Behave like like Glick. Behave Glick. but We are not choosing violence tonight. fucking scolding and the stringing is for.
03:30:27
Speaker
the Talk is cheap, bitch. That's why I fucked your... All I'm going to say is thanks um thanks for the pics, Jersey. God damn it. Fuck,
03:30:39
Speaker
Scott, let me some fucking pictures, bro. Shit, let me all fucked up. Scott, let me some pictures. It's like last week. Look, me and Glick on here joking about hamsters and squirrels and shit. Scott is over there like, God damn, I'm a fucking elephant. These poor fucking women. Y'all fucked up. Y'all fucked up, guys. Y'all fucked up. All right, I'm on a deuce. I'm on a deuce too, boo-boo.
03:30:59
Speaker
Let's go. I'm on deuce. Y'all fucked up. Cheers. Cheers.
03:31:08
Speaker
scott I love you. Hold on. Cheers. Cheers. I love you so much. Anything. Send me something. Please. let Let's go. I don't know who that's behind me. I just came back in, but is Angel just begging the women for pictures? Is that what's going on? Angel, who are you talking to, boo-boo? I can't hand her shit because you don't add me as a friend.
03:31:34
Speaker
I'm what? Angel, are you talking to? any Anybody who will send me something. I can't send shit, girl. We got you, boo-boo. Glick, what are you listening to?
03:31:47
Speaker
Snapchat, Facebook, Instagram? Oh, busted, bitch. Snapchat, girl. Snapchat. Oh, all right. like I don't have any new people that added me. I'm just saying.
03:31:59
Speaker
Who the fuck you talking to, Glick?
03:32:03
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Goddamn. Goddamn. She said that shit with authority, too. oh This fucker going down. Well, Sarge, I meant you don't have any new people that added you, I meant, but you have ah other people who want to see you as their pool boy wearing a Speedo. Oh, see, i knew I knew you were fucking mad because I got stupid last night. I knew it. See, I knew it. And you also have another another person who has a certain accent that would like to do it for origin. Dude, do not make me throw up in my mouth.
03:32:36
Speaker
Stop. Yeah. Stop. I'm just saying. and Stop. you know how You know how I am. I'm just saying. Well, you should have taken both of those for what they were.
03:32:50
Speaker
i don't I don't like when people do that. It's rude.
03:32:56
Speaker
Are we good? Oh, we're fine. Okay. I ain't mad at you, daddy. All right. Ain't no reason to be mad at anybody. It's all good.
03:33:08
Speaker
know you're a marked man i'm sorry it was just it was just drunken friday night chat banner on the panel man that's all it was i'll cut a i'll cut a bitch she would you're right i would what up hand of c what is that hand of seeds and of seeds what's going on
03:33:34
Speaker
oh wait i can create it now okay i can
03:33:41
Speaker
I'm just going to say, Scotto, I need you quit sending me pictures of that big dick of shit. It's making me feel fearing, man.
03:33:51
Speaker
I'm trying to keep up my tapers, James. What the fuck is that noise, man? Yeah, I was wondering the same thing because I've been muted, so it's not me.
03:34:05
Speaker
That sounds like some dry pussy getting penetrated. Hmm.
03:34:13
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I wouldn't know.
03:34:17
Speaker
Well, you know. Here lately, neither would I, so it's all good. It's been a couple minutes, man.
03:34:29
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See, that was a good answer, wasn't it, Jersey? You fucking know it was. Yes, Daddy, it was. It was. I know.
03:34:39
Speaker
Rex, where are you at again, man? Location-wise?
03:34:45
Speaker
West Virginia Virginia game it jersey Are you in West New Jersey? ah She's South New Jersey Are you always smartass?
03:34:58
Speaker
Usually sarcast Sarcastic is the mode I wake up in yeah Yeah Some people wake up and choose happiness Some wake up choose violence He wakes up and chooses sarcasm Or some people don't go to bed just having violence on their mind because they're so fucking pissed off from the night before.
03:35:18
Speaker
Hey, you know what? We're in the same boat. i haven't I haven't been to bed in almost two days now.
03:35:27
Speaker
Yep.
03:35:30
Speaker
Wait, where'd the girls go?
03:35:34
Speaker
don't know, man. I think Glick pissed them all off, man. Why? i I was joking when I said that. Oh, where'd the girls go?
03:35:46
Speaker
You know what, Modal's not wrong. Apparently I did piss them off. I don't know. No, you didn't. Shut up. Yeah, apparently I did.
03:35:58
Speaker
Are you serious? Yeah, I don't know what I did. Because I thought we were having issues trying to create group chat. I got it. Listen, listen. Yeah, no, you got it. Yeah, yeah, you got i was trying to I was trying to figure out how to do it, and apparently I've pissed off the world.
03:36:17
Speaker
um I'm sorry. score Discord's the best one. No, we don't some of us don't have Discord. All you got to do is go and sign up. i No, it not if you just deleted it and you don't want it.
03:36:33
Speaker
Well, I mean, yeah then I guess you haven't been in my Discord. Oh my God. Jersey. How did you get me taller than you in that picture? Baby. I love it. I can, I can work wonders. Okay.
03:36:46
Speaker
I love it. Just wait till my hands are all over you. But no notice the pose I'm standing in though. Why the fuck does Snapchat do that to me?
03:36:55
Speaker
I love that picture. That's a good one. Yeah. yeah I'm going to have to play around with Snapchat more. damn, Glick, i was I was joking when I said he pissed everybody off and that's what he dropped. I was completely being sarcastic.
03:37:12
Speaker
i Yeah, I must have missed the whole thing. I don't know. Apparently I did, too.
03:37:19
Speaker
Apparently I did, too. Does that mean I have to stop calling you daddy now? Fuck, no, I don't. Okay.
03:37:28
Speaker
ah that That's a them problem. Not a me and you problem.
03:37:33
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so Okay, because I really missed everything. I i did too. i would I wouldn't have said that had I like caught something. So don't what the fuck happened.
03:37:44
Speaker
I'm lost. I don't know. all All I needed to do was have Angel add me, and then I could create the group chat. That's that's the only thing that was preventing it.
03:37:56
Speaker
All right, well, since since we're talking about that, as as I'm sitting here looking at it. Yeah. Cause I'm not like, you know, fully versed in Snapchat.
03:38:07
Speaker
I saw something that came up. Oh, I see the name of it now.
03:38:12
Speaker
I just caught the name. Oh, what's the name?
03:38:18
Speaker
That's local number two, eight, seven, five. That's great was wondering if everybody could see it if was just me Oh no that's great I love it Did you do that Scotto?
03:38:33
Speaker
Yes I did That's great I love it who Yeah I see gray words on my phone but I can't see what the fuck they say might have to look at it later But no I do like that picture of us Yeah So I see, down at the bottom of it, I see Scotto, Angel, Brandy, Brittany, Glick, and Jersey.
03:39:03
Speaker
No, Scotto's in it, too. I said Scotto. You did? Yeah. Oh. Scotto, Angel, Brandy, Brittany, Glick, and you.
03:39:15
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Okay. Yep.
03:39:19
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All right. Well, I feel, I feel bad that we missed whatever happened there. I mean, I don't feel bad with that. We missed it. I feel bad that whatever it was happened, happened. I mean, it feels nice calling your daddy, but, um, yeah.
03:39:34
Speaker
I don't think that was, you don't think that was it, dude. What, me me calling you daddy? Yeah, that couldn't have been it. No.
03:39:43
Speaker
Yeah, i missed whatever it was unless it had, something was said when I went in there took a piss. Rex, goddammit, what'd you do? Bugs, I know, man. You missed it, too?
03:39:55
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ah All
03:40:00
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right, well, while he's gone, I have a question. What does the BDAE stand for under Glick's name? Anybody know? No.
03:40:13
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Scotto, do you know? You look pretty tight. I mean, assume I've been trying i was trying to figure it out. And I figured out BD is Big Dick, and I can't figure out what the other one is. Big Dick and Ass Energy? i don't know.
03:40:30
Speaker
Maybe it's Big Daddy. Well, there you go. there you go But what would the A and the E be?
03:40:40
Speaker
Big Daddy...
03:40:45
Speaker
assumes everything. I don't
03:40:49
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know. Hannah Fede said BDA a is one of those one of those booty hole washers in the toilet. Oh, I bet day. ha.
03:41:04
Speaker
That was good. Okay, big dumb animal energy. Maybe okay. I was 50% right. 50%. That could work too, me and Blaze need to have a conversation anyway.
03:41:26
Speaker
We'll do that on another time. I'm joking.
03:41:36
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Yeah, i don't know what I missed, but I feel bad that whatever it was happened. Hopefully wasn't something said.
03:41:45
Speaker
It was my fault. It's always my fault. and okay Okay. We'll run with that. But, i mean, they all left, man.
03:41:55
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like Fair enough, Rick. Fair enough. ah Fair enough. You're pretty good at impersonations. Yes. Yes.
03:42:07
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i thought he was joking I thought Glick was joking when he first said it, but apparently he wasn't.
03:42:15
Speaker
Come on, you fuckers. Kiss and make up, man. I'm starting to get a buzz. I don't know what I said. What did I say? What was what did I say? Why are there no cameras on? None of us. Turn your cameras on, you fucking sluts.
03:42:28
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None of us know. man Wow. know. I don't know. glick I was I was calling Sarge daddy. So I don't know. That wasn't it. wasn't My my desktop. My desktop does not have a camera and I'm not cranking up that shitty fucking tablet just to show you my face.
03:42:49
Speaker
So you can fuck right off. How about that? How about that? Nobody wants to see your face your stupid in bird face. yeah very much I got your text, Jordan.
03:43:01
Speaker
Oh, I've never heard that before.
03:43:05
Speaker
That was rude. I like your Wolfman Jackbeard. I do like your Wolfman Jackbeard. One of the things we were trying to figure out was what BDAE stands for.
03:43:18
Speaker
Under your name. You're muted. You're muted.
03:43:26
Speaker
It's a need-to-know basis, and we don't need to fucking know. Scotto thinks it means big dick anal energy. yeah Link is in the chat. Guys, hit that link. Come on back in.
03:43:38
Speaker
um Big dumb animal energy. Oh, shit. So Blaze was right. Or are you just reading what Blaze said? No, no, no, no, no. Why is my shit keeping me in? literally.
03:43:51
Speaker
Big dumb animal energy. I'm a big dumb animal, ladies and gentlemen. Fair enough.
03:43:59
Speaker
And apparently you proved that 10 minutes ago. apparently Don't rub it in, daddy. Don't rub it in, daddy. That's a guy thing, man. We got to fuck with each other every now and then. Yeah, don't We'll get back up on panel here, women. Literally. Literally. Oh, baby, where'd you go?
03:44:18
Speaker
Yeah, I'm just a big dumb animal. same place that day y'all dumb ass dipped us and fucking we were talking back in here you're like man man me man be dumb animal yes you are let's go for yourself
03:44:34
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yeah no b uh bdae is big dumb animal energy you ah do thank you angel get done and ah like you stupid can and can we Can we still say it was Rex's fault?
03:44:50
Speaker
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know who Rex is. No, blame it on me. I don't know who the fuck it is. Let's go. Now, I gotta be careful when I start using Snapchat that I don't send shit to the group instead of just... Oh, shit! What's going on, Hans?
03:45:08
Speaker
Oh, and... I don't want...
03:45:12
Speaker
oh and s i don't like i' want everybody being like, God damn, he wasn't lying.
03:45:19
Speaker
I've seen clockwork. Who the fuck is hitting buttons other than me? It's just you. Just you, daddy. Yeah, it's you.
03:45:30
Speaker
You can always say that me. Fuck. You know the You know the rules, Moe Dog. I fucked up. Blame it on Rex.
03:45:38
Speaker
meet other rules modav
03:45:42
Speaker
ah fuck up blame it on rex yeah yeah Fucking Rex. Rules were made to be broken. He's right next to you, Angel. clockwork works okay Hey, I'm in the middle of both of you. How's it going?
03:45:57
Speaker
How you doing? You behave down there, Rex. How you doing? If I hear Jersey start giggling, me and you are going to have a talk. I'll giggle. I'll fucking giggle.
03:46:11
Speaker
Let's go. Wait a second. Is that you being protective? What? He is. He actually fucking is. Me? Me being protective?
03:46:22
Speaker
What? Being all jealous. Green-eyed monster. protective and shit. alright Since you just said that Rex got a question for you guys.
03:46:35
Speaker
When it comes to like jealousy, have you not, is it has anybody else here heard the word IRE? IRE? Yeah. Like how he just said, how he just like how he, how Rex just said green eyed monster.
03:46:48
Speaker
yeah Like have you heard IRE? IRE used in that same context. okay Yeah. i Okay. Alright. So it's not just me. I never heard it. Yeah, I never heard that. her Jersey was like, what the fuck does that mean?
03:47:03
Speaker
was like... It's Scottish or Irish or whatever. Irish. Yeah, right. Yeah. Irish. Oh, wait. Irish. Irish.
Accents, Interviews, and Events
03:47:13
Speaker
That's stoned in Jamaica.
03:47:14
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I actually think it is Irish. But said like in a, you know. Yeah. Irish accent. Addie! Addie! Addie! i all bumbula
03:47:29
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yes that's be said iy iry that's jamaican
03:47:36
Speaker
then that's not good ah did your door da ever show up me your be oh yeah yeah yeah was not was not shit it was a big fat white irish woman and you said now you said a big fat irish woman earlier and her name was not pronounced the way i thought it was it wasn't d'andre let's go
03:48:05
Speaker
It was not DeAndre. It was DeAndre. What the fuck did she say? It doesn't fucking matter. She had an Irish accent. It doesn't fucking matter. She was a fat white woman.
03:48:16
Speaker
gary So where are you at, Brandy? Get your ass back up here. The Irish son. i'm gonna um'm I'm trying to send her to the link. Oh, there she is. Okay, baby. I was going to... Maybe you had it. was going maybe you had it maybe you had it i was gonna got Come on, baby. Get it together. Come back up here with me, girlfriend.
03:48:36
Speaker
Brandy, get used to that. That's going to be the same shit you hear in two weeks.
03:48:42
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Brandy, don't make say, oh, God. You had it. You had Don't stop.
03:48:52
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Shut up, MoDog. No, that was that was it. That was it. Don't stop. Oh, we got a glimpse Got a glimpse You actually turn it sideways Wait, wait, put it Brandy, put it back on the ceiling That looked like One of the anuses that Scott had destroyed in one of his movies you actually you turn he first sideway singular luck ah ah wait wait put put it but see you brandy put it back on the ceiling like but look like it looks like
03:49:23
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and one of the anuses that scott had destroyed in one of his movies Can you believe I interview tomorrow on a Sunday at 2pm? That's hard. For what? community director position.
03:49:33
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don't know.
03:49:40
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you believe i got a job in it tomorrow tomorrow on a sunday at two p m <unk>s our yeah phone her wife a um my ticket community director position dont know oh um ah you that's been done but I wish somebody would community.
03:50:04
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I'll know more tomorrow. oh my God. why are you you so They wanted to do it today and I was like, no, today's not a good day. I'm just going to.
03:50:18
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I ah just got back from my nephew's little birthday gathering. he was six He was six on Thursday, so we just went around and gave him his gifts and played with him for a little while. so yeah So, because it's what? Is it is it Monday in Australia already?
03:50:41
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Or is it still Sunday? Sunday afternoon, 3.15 p.m. Yeah. But I've been up. I was it's up at 3 at 4 a.m. for the Seahawks getting smacked by the Packers. which Are you sure you weren't at an orgy, Megan?
03:50:59
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ah Jesus Christ. um Well, I don't know about in your country, my dear, but anything under the age of 21 is illegal. like here say And my nephew six.
03:51:12
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At the Seahawks game? That was in Wisconsin. I'm in Australia. You were watching it, that right? yeah I was up at 3 a.m. to watch it.
03:51:25
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Yeah. yeah okay you And to live stream it. That's usually when those kind of things take place. I was just wondering. but It was 1 game in Jesus Christ.
03:51:37
Speaker
best burn is early leaf fucking can just again oh yeah I mean, we don't kink shame here. I mean, i you know. No, I don't kink shame either, but I'm just saying um i don and like and I don't know what it is in your country, but I don't want to be arrested today.
03:51:55
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That's all I'm saying. Oh, okay. Just last night. Okay, I got it. Or just can happen any day in the States. No, don't believe. i live and then that Fucking dirty.
03:52:09
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Love you, though. Love you, though. Angel, who the fuck are you talking to? Who are you talking to? Myself. I was talking to Scott, darling. Can you tell me shit?
03:52:20
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No, I was talking about Angel. Oh, Angel. I thought was muted in my back. She's just over there talking, and I'm like, who the fuck are to? then who it's Sorry. No, no, I don't mean to stop. Y'all are there talking.
03:52:36
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Glick, smile, man. Glick, it's not that bad. Oh, God, don't smile, Glick. That's kind of a creepy dream you got going on there, bro. Where you at, Brandy?
03:52:49
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You popped up and then you disappeared. I know. That's what I'm trying to figure Was it something I said? Yeah. She's probably dealing with her fucking short job piece of shit.
03:53:04
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i was i' gonna ah yeah she probably dealing with her fucking sort shit Bitch ass ex-husband. Y'all motherfucking trying to play games? I'll punch you in your fucking mouth. I'll punch you in your butthole. fucking Rex, just so you know, I blame you for all my bad life choices, even the ones I made before knowing. Fair enough.
03:53:33
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I'm fine with that. I'm cool with that. ah You guys keep talking. Ma'am.
Back to the Future Party Excitement
03:53:41
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yeah may'am Well, where's the countdown clock at, Megan? 34 days. and And I just get got an invite to the after party, the fancy dress after party after opening night of the show.
03:53:57
Speaker
80s themed or back to the future cosplay. And I'm cosplaying as Marty. So, yeah, got an invite to that a couple of nights ago. yeah So, thank you so much.
03:54:09
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When you go get when you get get go get Doc's autograph, just like Marty McFly, I want a fucking picture of that. Oh, Roger Bart. are You best believe i am his autograph and photos.
03:54:23
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it a Rex, in front of the DeLorean that I will be going for a ride in. and I get to go for a trip in the DeLorean, so you best believe I'm getting photos.
03:54:33
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Maybe even a couple of videos, too. but yeah Before or after it flies over your head? ah her yeah That's in the finale of the show. So I am right in the centre of 16 rows back and that bad boy is going to come straight.
03:54:48
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um Pardon pun. Pardon the pun, my dog. Over the audience. Yeah, very excited. Excuse me, I'm so tired.
03:55:01
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yeah But, yeah, not long now. And, yeah, 40 years in the making or in the late season. So, yeah, very excited. Christopher Lloyd, that was his name. christo ah No, no, Christopher Lloyd was Doc in the movies and why I went into a science science career, but playing him on stage is my favourite Broadway actor, Roger Bart, from The Producers um and many other many other things on Broadway, but he's mostly known. Yes, go.
03:55:32
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oh sorry no you're ah So, yeah, he's one of my he's been one of my favourite Broadway actors for years and they managed to get him to be in the Australian show, so which is mind-blowing.
03:55:48
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So, yeah, and they're in full rehearsals now. I've been getting the video from the rehearsals and it's looking spectacular. So, if yeah.
03:56:08
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Do you remember that old TV show taxi?
03:56:13
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Christopher Lloyd played Jim in taxi. I never saw it. I've seen clips of him but and i like i've never I've never seen an episode. I know you can get I've seen them, ah you know, few places online.
03:56:28
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But yeah,
03:56:31
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He was in that and i i'm led to believe Bob Gale, the writer, saw him in that and invited him to screen test for Doc.
03:56:43
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um And he actually refused it four times and threw the script into the rubbish bin, but his wife said, you have to do this. And, yeah. Yeah.
03:56:56
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Well, it's it's funny. Danny DeVito was the dispatcher in Taxi. What was his name again? The character name? Oh, shit.
03:57:07
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I don't know. i know um can't think of it. I know I know it, but I'm so tired. I can't think of it. Guys, I'm sorry, but I do this.
Concluding Remarks
03:57:21
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yeah You gotta bounce? Yeah. Hey, Blake. I'm sorry. You guys are amazing. You guys are awesome. Thank you guys for watching. Thank you guys for hanging out. I need a little bit. Oh, yeah. Hey, take care.
03:57:34
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Glad you let me out. Thanks. Take care, man. Good hanging out with you guys. Bye, guys.
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