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Unnecessary Roughness
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Introduction and Hosts
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they are country
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five
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The show starts in...
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Gonna see some sleepless nights Rough and tumble, call it game Trash talk, burning in the flame
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We'll be right back.
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Just pacing in despair Sidelined straight with every call We'll be right back.
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What is going on and it is a plays back let me kill that fucking shit that means Unnecessary Roughness is back right here on the nonsense will network You know me. I'm all over this fucking network. I'm Glick, but the guy you may not know because you don't get to see him very often is just sexy son of a bitch right beside me.
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That's right. That's my boy Rick. And sometimes our lawyer joins us, Derek Wayne, or as he likes to be called these days, Derek Woods. hu I like it. I like it a lot.
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ah Our lawyer, Woods, Woods, Wayne, and Gilmore, uh, I like it
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He may or may not be popping up here today. If not, then he is on the golf course. But welcome to Unnecessary Roughness.
Fantasy Football League Introduction
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This is our Sunday, a little ah little little NFL pre-show kickoff action. We talk a lot of college, NFL. And this year, I think we're going to change the game up. And actually going to talk a little bit more fantasy football.
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We do have a fantasy football league. Yeah. Anybody who's interested, let me know. We are trying to fill that up and hopefully draft next Sunday afternoon. It doesn't cost anything just to picture your BH to Glick.
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That's it. Yes. Well, at least it doesn't cost me. I hope that's what everybody else is paying. So it's really hard to get that picture. ah and That's what I'm telling you yeah shit okay good To everybody else It's free It's hard to get that picture for you too yeah ah you like Lean over to sweating and grunting And like what the fuck Yes I appreciate you What's going on Angel joe How you doing up Good to see you up bright and early I know we had a wild night last night We were MK at the golf course Hey appreciate you brother
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ah think i don't it I still don't have sportsbook betting in Georgia. Really? I don't have draft games.
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All I have is prize picks. I can do individual player picks, but I can't bet on the overall game. Not a fan of prize picks. She tried to turn me on to that last season, and it pissed me off because it was like before I could do anything, i have to have like a seven-win streak, and I can only pick one person per day. Yeah, don't know. didn't do none of that shit.
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But I do love my drag kings. It's all about the money. i mean, literally, it's all about the money. Speaking of that, ah ESPN's new fucking pay-to-watch bullshit with the NFL. They want to take over NFL's Sunday ticket or NFL Red Zone and all that shit.
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And now, oh, look, we just monopolized the NFL into us. We're the biggest sports provider, like a broadcaster in the fucking world. And the NFL is the biggest professional sport in the world. So, well, not the world, but the United States.
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So let's go ahead and charge them $30 more on top of the already $30 for Hulu and ESPN+. Yeah, you're already paying average. Yeah, no. I mean, you know, it's safe to say that it's safe to say that the NFL is slowly taking over world, you know, because it is insanely popular over in Europe.
International NFL Expansion
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I mean, oh yeah you wait you went from having one game a year over in London Now there's multiple games in London. london They've got Germany. yeah What is other spot? They want to do one in Spain, I believe.
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And they do them in Brazil, too. They were doing them in Mexico. So, I mean, ah cleveland's Cleveland's playing in London. it's Like we said last year, if you want to leave, you have to win. So Cleveland, I hope you beat the Minnesota Vikings because I will have to get up extra early that day. How does Cleveland get invited to London? I thought that was Jacksonville.
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like Jacksonville's home. They beat Buffalo over there so they get to come home. yeah It's like our kryptonite is Jacksonville over in fucking London. We just can't seem to win that overseas game for nothing.
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Of course, the last two seasons, Jacksonville's had three weeks there because they played two games back-to-back, whereas we are jet-lagged as fuck getting there and playing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Jacksonville got to just chill there.
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ah Sunday service. Robert Platinum, good to see you in the chatterbox. Amen, amen. We're we're getting were getting our... I lost my train of thought. Golf is for dudes who like chasing balls.
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but
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Derek.
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Not just any balls. White balls. They don't always have to white. What's wrong white balls? I've seen orange ones and green ones. in yellow Yeah, I was going to say. I've seen them look like dollar bills. Good luck finding that fucker in tall grass.
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I've only golfed once in my life. Oh, dude, golf is so much fun. So golfing is like having sex. You can be really bad at it and still have a great time doing it. That is a hell of an analogy, and I'm not mad at it. And you got 18 holes, 18 beers. It's not a coincidence. Who only drinks 18 beers on a golf course?
00:07:52
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I've only been golfing once in my life, and needless to say, I got really drunk and used a five iron the entire time. It's because that was the only number you could read. so Which that's no different than when you're sober either. Yeah, I was going to say, I had no idea what I was doing. Plus, I was using right-handed clubs and I'm left-handed.
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So i was backwards the entire day. Oh, you're fucking backwards, all right. yeah life was not life was but Life was great that day, actually. i had a fantastic time. And then i got sunburned. don't know.
Criticism of ESPN's New Charges
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So, yeah. So yeah ESPN now wants to charge us $30 to watch fucking football. It's really stupid. So, yeah. So the whole ESPN thing. charging an extra $30, like you said.
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I already have the Disney Plus premium package, whatever the fuck it's called. So I get Disney, Hulu, and the ESPN. yeah I don't fucking use ESPN. But WWE, also, wrestling fans are affected by this ESPN thing because they're talking about their PLEs are moving to ESPN.
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That's where your pay-per-views going to go now. Yeah. So now you have to pay that fucking $30 a month for something that we're already all paying for. To watch fucking wrestling PLEs.
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You know what I said? On Netflix they were all free.
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But I will say. Netflix has a hell of a time. Keeping up with the streaming services. they That got way bigger than they thought it was going to get. Way faster than they thought it was going to get.
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And I don't know who Buffering is. But he's constantly fucking with my TV. While I'm watching something like that. Get off my TV. And let me watch what I'm watching. I will say, in my opinion, of Netflix has gotten really good because they they do a phenomenal job with Monday Night Raw.
00:09:37
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I will give them credit on that. Everything else, not so much. But I don't really watch much on Netflix. There's not anything to watch on Netflix. It's like yeah shitty, indie, and old and outdated.
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so But yeah, like I've watched... I watched... What was the most recent one? SummerSlam? Yeah. I watched that. That was it but It would turn it into a two-night event that ends at 10 o'clock each night. What the fuck?
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ah yeah Yeah, it's cool that it's a two-night event. They start earlier now. They end earlier. SummerSlam was pretty good, but Cash and I got to get back on the ball doing his wrestling show.
00:10:19
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There's a lot of things happening wrestling. A nonsensical network golf outing, I'm in, man. I'm in. I won't golf, but I'll drink. Oh, shit.
00:10:28
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I'm going to happy Gilmore that shit. Yeah, you are lying. Yeah, you certainly fucking are. Price is wrong, bitch. It's going to be a mess.
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Oh, man. Anywho, so yes, ah ESPN, go fuck yourselves. i have been off I have been off the ESPN trip for so long. like I watch ESPN every once in a while. Man, they've gotten so goddamn...
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so fucking political and and and and crazy on ESPN that it's it's hard to watch anymore. ah you know um But fuck you, ESPN.
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I like my nfl network i like my ah NFL Network Sunday kickoff show. I like my Fox kickoff show. um yeah ESPN just... It's like AM radio, man.
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it's like a m radio man They try to be cool. Compared to AM radio. ESPN tries to be cool, but there's just a bunch old stuffy old dudes that just try to be hip, I guess. I don't know. I have not been a fan of ESPN for years.
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See, my struggle is I love game day.
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I love college game day.
College GameDay Praise
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and that's And the best thing college game day has done was bring Pat McAfee in. They had to because they were losing Lee Corso, so they had to fill a spot.
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Yeah. But McAfee, McAfee and Ricky are fucking, dude theyre they're so great together with their knowledge. Yeah, pat Pat did something to that to that stage and brought new energy and Kurt, I love Kurt, you know, you got Dez, like And their guys But Kurt and Dez is They're like brand new people they like so but It was like they finally got taken off their chain And they're allowed to just be Fucking human McAfee's ability to Appeal to the younger crowd In the colleges And it's so funny because you see the old school Like older, not necessarily old school but older guys and girls that watch college football They fucking hate McAfee They fucking hate him But yeah the younger crowd
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Loves him. Loves the energy. Loves the goofiness. Loves the everything. And the way he can work the crowd. Like that when he did it with ah Alabama over Georgia. And he did the whole Georgia thing.
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And then he's like, just yeah a bit and and I mean, and he did it in Georgia, which was even worse. So like he just has, he's not scared. Not scared at all.
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To work the crowd over. So it's just. He is definitely the best addition to game day. For sure. I still do love me some game day.
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But um nonetheless, yeah I have not been a fan at ESPN. But outside of that, as I said, we do have the Fantasy Football League. Anybody who wants to get involved in that, we we have a few more spots available.
00:13:34
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Definitely would love to get that filled up and and draft next Sunday. But yeah football's back, man. College football. We kicked off college football yesterday with Iowa State. That was a good game in Kansas State, in Ireland, in Dublin, Ireland. Yeah, they were in Dublin. And not and I didn't even know that Iowa was ranked.
00:13:55
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Both of them were state. Yeah, they're both ranked. And Kansas State's kind of a given. They're always floating around in the top 25. 17 and 22 was their rankings, yep. Yeah. So I had no idea. I was watching a little preseason NFL action yesterday, watching him watching my Cleveland Browns, Cleveland Brown it up.
00:14:15
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Perfect 3-0 in the preseason. Perfect record until the regular season. Shadr Sanders showed up and he had a crazy week one in preseason. It was just like, damn, okay, this kid might make me rethink things. And then yesterday, he was like, yep, that's what I thought we were going to get out of him.
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but Right there.
00:14:44
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You can go pick up his brother now. Get a hard pass. Did you see? I will say this. yeah just mr What's that? The Bucs dropped Shiloh.
00:14:55
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They waved him today. After he punched the Bills player yesterday and got ejected. oh Nice. yep so You can go pick up his brother. oh but Pick him up and throw him in a ditch or something?
00:15:09
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Just saying. He's available. Yeah, I'm good. I do like, ah you know, Doug, we, and and I'm not talking just about the Browns, just to talk about the Browns because the whole Shadir Sanders thing was, was a thing last football season. We talked a lot about it.
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We watched the draft. We did it. We did our live draft party last year ah this year and and talked about it and watched him fall completely just lovemit and yeah And as he fell, each one of us, as our teams came up, we both sat there with, but we we all sat there with clinched bubbles, hoping that our team didn't draft him. And then Cleveland, Cleveland ended up like usual, said, yeah, sure, fuck it, we'll take him.
00:15:52
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Yeah, but I mean, it was so late, and and and Cleveland had a really good draft, in my opinion. Mason Graham. But did you guys really need six quarterbacks on your roster? I mean, have you been watching football the last couple of years? Yeah, Cleveland needs about 20 quarterbacks on our roster because we go through them like but like crazy.
00:16:11
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I mean, I was trying. I mean, two years ago, we started seven quarterbacks in one season. Last year, I think we started four quarterbacks in one season. So, yes. which Joe Flacco off the couch.
00:16:25
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Mm-hmm. Did they announce your guys' this season starting quarterback yet? Is it Flacco or is it Jenner's? Now, Flacco's our starter. starter.
00:16:37
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ah Dylan Gabriel, which I'm i'm okay with. I like QB, too. Looking pretty good out there. yeah he's look He's looked really good the last couple weeks in preseason. And I like Dylan Gabriel. I liked him when he was out in Oregon. I thought he was a great quarterback.
00:16:50
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I was excited for that draft pick. A nice pickup in the third round in Dylan Gabriel. um And then we have Kenny Pickett, who has been injured all offseason.
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He's QB3. he'll be in sanders they'll waveive him And then Sanders is QB4 right now on the roster. on the de Don't you have Skylar Thompson too hanging out? And Deshaun Watson?
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No, no. i am I don't know what's going on with Deshaun Watson. He's on the pup list. I did see that. We have Flacco starter, Dylan Gabriel, QB2, and then Snoop Huntley because we got Tyler Huntley. Yeah, Tyler Huntley.
00:17:31
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Huntley and then Pickett and then QB5 is Sanders. Sanders is at the bottom of the list. is Deshaun Watson. You have six quarterbacks on your
Deshaun Watson and the Browns
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roster.
00:17:43
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Look, look, look. Nobody's talking about Deshaun Watson. I don't think Deshaun Watson's in Cleveland anymore. Let's all just pretend like Deshaun Watson's not there. Let's just pretend that that never happened. okay i mean so let me Let me tell you a little bit about last weekend.
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You're a Buffalo Bills fan. You know what it's like to be delicious. Let me tell you about last weekend when I manifested something into fruition and it fucking happened. Much like you did with Deshaun Watson's Achilles, right? So last weekend, Wyatt and I are watching the fights on one TV and we have the NASCAR race from Rockingham on the other TV.
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Nice. And good old stupid-ass Bubba Wallace is running up front. And Wyatt's like, Bubba Wallace is in the lead. I was like, I fucking hate that guy. I hate that guy. I hate the media bullshit he brings with him.
00:18:35
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I don't care. Like, I fucking hate that guy. I said, I hope his goddamn tire falls off. And Wyatt goes, that would be so funny if his wheel fell off, if all the lug nuts were loose. I said, well, there's only one lug nut now.
00:18:47
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Yeah. And he's like, oh, so it's like IndyCar. I yeah, but I hope it falls off. Bro, next pit stop, his fucking tire fell off as he's pulling out pit stall. yes Call it a win, baby. Call it a win.
00:19:01
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That is awesome. It was fantastic. I was like, thank God I hate that guy. Yeah. yeah you're You're welcome, Deshaun Watson. That was all me last season and that Achilles. yeah we We were literally watching that watching that game on the show and I'm like, God, I hope he just fucking gets his leg torn off. by He's down. to kill i'm like,
00:19:27
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Oh, shit, I just did that. I have powers. I have magic. Right? That was so funny, though. What up, Blaze? how you doing, buddy?
00:19:38
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Glad to see y'all talking foosball. Foosball. We back, man. Football's back. No, man, i've been I've been enjoying the preseason, and I talk about this a lot, and I say this a lot. My favorite thing about preseason is I don't take a lot of stock in the preseason.
00:19:50
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You know, some people will watch preseason and be like, oh, God, yeah, uh, the Arizona Cardinals are going to be awesome. Did you see them in preseason? They were undefeated and they did this, that, and the other thing. No, you know what the greatest thing about preseason football is?
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And sorry to Carolina Panthers fans out there. i truly am sorry.
Carolina Panthers' Preseason Struggles
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Your team's a dumpster fire and you're going to be a hot fucking mess again this season. And I say that because week one preseason against Cleveland, you had all of your starters out there offensively and defensively in week one.
00:20:23
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And you got absolutely shit on by rookies and third string in week one preseason, Carolina. Your starters. Your starters got embarrassed. So, hey, we only won one preseason game. and That was yesterday against the Buccaneers.
00:20:38
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Yeah. what So what i what I like. The best part about that is. The people that played yesterday for Buffalo were the guys that you won't see anymore because they didn't make the team anyways. They were on the fourth strings. Josh Allen didn't take a single snap all preseason.
00:20:55
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Dude, Cleveland played Los Angeles yesterday in Cleveland. It was there it was their first. It was their only home preseason game.
00:21:05
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Devontae Adams. ah they're What the fuck? Stafford. um Cup. Yeah. Like, Nobody, they're even their head their hedge medical trainer, nobody traveled to Cleveland. Yep. and i guess And I guess Daddy Roger is mad.
00:21:23
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So everybody from Buffalo went to Tampa yesterday. Yeah, Roger Goodell is pissed at L.A. right now. and and And Joe Thomas was not being shy yesterday.
00:21:34
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at eight yeah i Look, I love the Cleveland Browns ah here locally. I love the commentators being former Cleveland Browns and stuff like that. They are very biased, which I don't like. I wish we you know had a non-biased ah commentating crew, but I love Joe Thomas.
00:21:53
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Joe Thomas was talking so much shit on the Rams like yeah last yesterday. He was like, Roger Goodell is not happy. and There's going to be words to be said with the Rams front front office. and dotda da da and Personally, I agree with him because this is an entertainment thing. and Your stars should be here. They should travel.
00:22:14
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Who cares if it's Cleveland? and I'm like, Joe, yeah yeah you're still around. You can't say that. You're calling us. Joe Thomas, come on. You know you're a local hero. but You're a legend in Cleveland, and we all love you. And we all know you're speaking the truth.
00:22:31
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It's Cleveland, but you still have to travel. Too funny. Too fucking funny. swear. i Just like give me Joe Thomas and Bernie Kosar in a booth together, and my life will be complete.
00:22:46
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But no, no. The thing I love about preseason football is you get to see these rookies you get to see these these guys that are trying some not not always just rookies but these guys who have been in the league for a few years and they're trying to find a new home they're trying to find a spot and and something and and they do they play hard man they they play hard they they they look good and that's what i enjoy enjoy about preseason i don't take any i don't put anything into preseason Because it is what it is. It don't count. It don't matter at the end of the day. It doesn't go on your on your record as far as the season goes. But it's just nice to see some of these young guys out there. And like I said, there's there's a lot of rookies that have been fun to watch this preseason.
00:23:31
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And also all the moving and shuffling. And you forget that. I totally forgot that Devontae Adams left the Jets. I totally forgot that he was with Los Angeles now.
00:23:42
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I'm like, holy shit, because they were talking about it yesterday. I was like, oh, shit. I totally forgot about that. I wonder who has him in fantasy football, because he might actually have a pretty good year this year. but but but but There's Adams Cup and Pakuka Nanuka.
00:24:02
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Pakuka Nanuka.
00:24:06
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Sorry, that kid's awesome. That kid's awesome. Yeah, Pakuka Nanuka is fucking... he's
00:24:12
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I mean, that's some weapons for Stafford right there. On the plus side, the Steelers look like stir-fried shit. They look like hammered assholes. Let me take a minute to talk about the Pittsburgh Steelers in that offseason.
00:24:27
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They did everything that you don't – and this is coming from a Cleveland Browns fan saying this. They did everything – you never want to do as a football team, as a professional organization in this offseason. They were like, they went full on retarded.
00:24:46
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the And as as as the great Robert Downey Jr. said in Tropical Thunder, you never go full retard. yeah And the Pittsburgh Steelers went full retard this year. You lost Russ Wilson. You lost Justin Fields.
00:24:57
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You got Aaron Rodgers. You danced. you do you You were held hostage by Aaron Rodgers. You gave stupid stupidly large contract to tj watt yeah and you know you're gonna need to pay a quarterback next year so what the fuck are you doing like that's right that's right okay i forgot yeah he went to seattle yeah like what are you what are you doing pittsburgh what are you doing like i get tj watt i get it but
00:25:33
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You are going to have to pay a quarterback in the next two seasons. No questions asked. And you just gave away how much cap space to a defensive player. To fucking TJ Watt, who, let's be honest, you're number two.
00:25:47
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You're not as good as Miles, and you never will be. And you're not as good as your brother, and you never will be. To be honest with you, i would i I don't even know if he's as good as Bosa.
00:25:58
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No. No. You know, either of the bosses. Yeah, i you know, yeah, I got to agree with that. TJ's a beast. Don't get me wrong, but TJ, bro, you're not that good, homie. He's playing alongside. Isn't he still playing alongside Fitzpatrick?
00:26:14
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You think Fitzpatrick?
00:26:18
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I think so. Because if it is, he's the number two on that. Because Fitzpatrick's better than him.
00:26:25
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how about How about the drama in Dallas? With Micah Parsons. Did you hear that, man? Fucking Jerry Jones, yeah. He tried.
00:26:36
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Yeah. Did you hear that? He offered him the largest NFL contract outside of a quarterback. It would have overpaid. It would have beat Miles Garrett by $23 million, dollars right? And Micah's fucking agent called Jerry Jones and verbally, quote, told him,
00:26:54
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Take that contract and stick it in your ass. m Quote. Like, direct quote. And what the fuck? Like, Micah, I think you might have just fucking nailed your own coffin closed with that one, buddy.
00:27:09
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Your agent's an idiot. Yeah, what that's the thing. You wanted paid. He offered you retard money. i think it was like $143 million. Yeah, wanted yeah like you want Yes, I understand the frustration and the aggravation because Jerry Jones has been fucking around, playing these stupid-ass games.
00:27:31
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She was giving your money, and then your agent was like, take that money and shove it straight up your ass. That agent needs to be fucking fired, first and foremost. yeah Now, Michael, what are you going to do, dude?
00:27:41
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Because if the Dallas Cowboys... I can tell you exactly what he's going to do. You know what he's going So Michael requested a trade, but here's what Jerry's going to to him. Mike is contracted for one more year at $23 million. dollars And then Jerry out of spite is going to franchise tag him and make him fucking play another year for minimal money.
00:28:01
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no Just to say, fuck you. Just to say, fuck you. Not a fan of Jerry Jones. Not a fan of Not a fan of Jerry. Not a fan of the Cowboys, but that would be awesome.
00:28:14
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That would be fucking awesome. that's what you get i would it would be It would be about time the owners stand up for themselves to these guys trying to shake them down for money. Like, about time. Like, James Cook did it in Buffalo, too.
00:28:26
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And it pissed me off. I'd just as soon let James Cook fucking walk. Yeah. But no, they pissed off. and And it's not like, you know, fucking back in the day when Belichick was in New England. Oh, you want to fuck her around? Guess what?
00:28:41
Speaker
I'm trading you to Cleveland, you stupid son of a bitch. I'll trade you the way you want to be traded. Not where you want to be traded, but I will trade you. You can go to Cleveland. but and we'll work out We'll work out their contract for you in a trade, and you'll be stuck there for however long we decide you're stuck there.
00:28:59
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I love being a Cleveland Browns fan and knowing that Once upon a time, Cleveland was punishment for players who acted. Yup. Yup. I'll tell you who looks terrible this season is Cincinnati.
00:29:15
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They look terrible. They look bad. Joey B looked horrible. The few times I saw him play. Dude, did you see him get absolutely fucking shit on last week? Does that surprise you? No. Is Joe cool ever not got shit on in a game?
00:29:31
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Yeah, i mean, he's one of the most sacked quarterbacks in all of it. For two seasons in a row, he was the most sacked quarterback yeah in the NFL. I'm surprised the dude's still playing.
00:29:43
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Yeah, Washington, last but last week, ah one of the defenders came in and fucking Joey tried to get away from him and this dude, like, wrapped him up and did like this, like, Just devastated generations of Joey's family. yeah you like you like just like wind He like did this windmill thing. It was spinning around with him. Literally picked Joe up off the ground. Did this full 360 spin with him and just flammed him on the ground. Jesus. Joey's offensive line was just like,
00:30:15
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was like so kid she his price He's he's actually a really good quarterback. Fucking protect this kid, man. Let him leave Cincinnati. You put Joey B on any team other than Cincinnati and maybe Jacksonville and Carolina.
00:30:34
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He might be already in Carolina. he might He might make Carolina a team again all of a sudden, but anywhere but Cincinnati. And he'll be a great quarterback. You keep him in Cincinnati with an O-line that can't stop a fucking strong gust of wind.
00:30:49
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And he's done. So I saw that so Josh didn't play a single snap all preseason. Mahomes played one snap. One snap. He made a one pass for one yard for one touchdown.
00:31:03
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but That was Pat Mahomes' one play he played all preseason. Yeah. Yeah, I would say Flacco only came out. Yeah, there wasn't a lot of starter. I'm not mad at it. There was a lot of teams that.
00:31:18
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A lot of the rookies got a chance to really step out and show if they could do something. yeah You know, the team the teams that were struggling, you know, the teams that are kind of in that quote-unquote rebuilding, whatever, you got to see some of their starters play yep ah
Rookies Shine in NFL Preseason
00:31:32
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throughout preseason. i don't I mean, Cleveland had a couple starters here and there. We played some yesterday, but they weren't out there very long. I saw Tua play yesterday.
00:31:41
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Did they wheel him out on a cart? No, he went out under his own power. Came off field under his own power too. Is he not framed yet? Bro. Do we want to place wagers on whether he makes the whole season?
00:31:57
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like i was just go like Do we put that, do we do we manifest that? Do we really want to cost you anymore? 10 says he's hurt before week six.
00:32:08
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Yeah, right? Should be no renegotiation clause in contract. Yeah, big, yeah, big, news yeah, man. 100% big distraction. Until you're in your final, you shouldn't be able to have contract talks until you're in your final year. Yeah.
00:32:20
Speaker
So. um Yeah, I got 10 that Tua doesn't make week six. we don' defend the but I'm not putting that evil on. Don't you put that evil on me, Ricky Bobby. I see Will Howard got hurt, too.
00:32:38
Speaker
QB3 in Pittsburgh behind a fucking Mason Rudolph is still in Pittsburgh. All the QB moves in Pittsburgh. but Mason Rudolph. What does he have on that family and that organization?
00:32:52
Speaker
but so is scott Jerry Jones, bro. There's got to be like beat pics or something involved. yeah telling you That dude is just... so there I mean, granted, he also does it he also ends permanent brain damage as well flipping off to Miles Garrett.
00:33:09
Speaker
Yeah. So yeah, I yesterday. Let's see. Michael Penix in Atlanta looks terrible. That doesn't surprise me. Looks terrible.
00:33:21
Speaker
Did you see what they when he did and the interview that he did? No. It said Michael oh Penis. Yeah, I saw that. I did see that clip on Facebook. and then so That's another thing that I'm struggling with right now.
00:33:34
Speaker
How much of the shit on Facebook is AI and how much is real? yeah i so yeah I'm struggling with that as well. If it really happened with his name, somebody's losing their fucking job. Yeah, so so we did our fantasy draft last weekend for my personal week, and we all got together at a buddy's house.
00:33:52
Speaker
Oh, you guys had a drag party? Yeah. why We were talking about that last night with the guys I play God with real quick before you go to that. and If you get together for a fantasy draft party, fucking gay.
00:34:07
Speaker
Like gay. So it wasn't like it it wasn't like a draft party or anything like that. We're all local. So we were like, hey, why don't we all just hang out? We were watching football anyways. We were watching preseason.
00:34:17
Speaker
still getting job And and one of the one of the girls in my league, this is just late in the draft, like late the draft, she drafted Kirk Cousins. And I'm like,
00:34:29
Speaker
You know that's the backup for Atlanta, right? And she's like, fuck! I meant Penix. And I was like, guess who's picking now? yeah And I hit Penix just because i already had my QBs. I just did it just to be a fucking jackass.
00:34:41
Speaker
And now you hold him hostage for a good trade. see um So yeah, so draft parties are equivalent to like girls having sex toy parties.
The Purpose of Fantasy Draft Parties
00:34:50
Speaker
gay Like legit.
00:34:52
Speaker
If you need a draft party as an excuse to get together with the boys and drink beers and eat food, yeah you really need better boys because you shouldn't need that to hang out. Yeah, no. yeah Ours wasn't necessarily a draft party. it was just like, ah hey, let's all hang out. Oh, we're doing the draft today. Awesome. Like and we were watching football and then I mean, it's just funny because I'm this is my health strategy.
00:35:17
Speaker
This is my. What up, Mandy? This is my draft strategy. wait until it starts and just push buttons. I don't do any homework. I don't, I don't, I don't like guys already know.
00:35:30
Speaker
Yeah. I'm like, all right, this is um God. drafted. I have the, I have an absolute dog shit team this year, but watch me fucking win with this fucking trash ass team. It makes me laugh when you're like, Oh, we had a draft party. And then I was talking with one of the guys that Blake God with last night. He's like, yeah, I got to get off at eight 30.
00:35:48
Speaker
I got a draft party. And I'm like, yeah you'd You'd get more respect out of me saying you're going to a drag party versus a draft party. like Hey, man, I'll go to either. or i've never yeah like I'll go to a drag party. Hell, count me in.
00:36:04
Speaker
What do sign up? Draft parties are dinner parties for dudes. Yes. Yes. Yes. i know i know I know people that, like, I know people that, dude, this is this what kills me. Like, I know people that go all out for... They put, like, fucking boards up, and they got food, and it's like... yeah And they show up, and they, like, show up, and they're, like, in suits and shit. Oh, yeah, or they they're all decked out.
00:36:28
Speaker
Or they're all decked out. Complete walking billboard for their team. they're drafting everybody who's not on their team, because their team is the Cleveland Browns, and they're terrible. So you draft everybody who's not in Cleveland?
00:36:40
Speaker
Yeah. eat No, I mean, no not so nothing against you, bro. Nothing against you. i got I got some Cleveland Browns players. No, no, no. Like, we we were, it was funny because every time somebody, because Cox are definitely right.
00:36:55
Speaker
Yeah. ah Like I'm a Browns fan. One of the, one of the couples are Bengals fans. My buddy's a Niners fan. Like we got different teams that we all like.
00:37:06
Speaker
And every time somebody drafted from their team, we were like Homer Homer over here. yeah It's like, I just, I never understood the point of a draft party. It just, i've never done like i said, I've never got them.
00:37:20
Speaker
I see them. People host them at like bars. They're like, oh let's let's go let's go have a draft party at a bar. I'm like, tell me you're gay without telling me that you want to broadcast to the world that you're gay.
Planning a Live Fantasy Draft
00:37:34
Speaker
Like, you might as well walk around with a rainbow ponytail at that point. and i mean... Well, do each your home I mean, we're going to do – if we get enough players for our for for our league, we're going to draft live here on on the show next Sunday. That's fine. That's fine. We don't live close enough to hang out for a football game. yeah When you're hanging out, going to get together with the boys and have a draft party.
00:37:59
Speaker
um Looks like we were closer. When they make a good pick. Oh, there you go.
00:38:06
Speaker
but so What Rick's saying is if we live closer, we would totally have a draft party. He wants to do a draft party. It would be a drag party with drafting football fantasy football in the process, but it would be a drag party. yeah yeah but Oh, man, this shit's just stupid.
00:38:22
Speaker
i didn't It blows my mind. i think it's cool I think it's cool to just get together and hang out while you draft, but to go full on, like I said, I've seen people do the boards, and and and then they do, like, they show up in their car, and they get out, and they're, like, in a suit, and yeah they got walk-up music, and it's just like, what are you doing? Yeah, it's like, what are you doing, man? Like, that's all we did. We literally were just hanging out watching football, and it just so happened that we had but we had our draft last weekend as well.
00:38:50
Speaker
and think You know, like, bug it. Shit's funny, man. Like next weekend, so so our fantasy draft is next Saturday, 8 o'clock in the league I'm in. Yeah.
00:39:01
Speaker
The only reason that there will be more than one person drafting in the same room as another person is because my sister and my brother-in-law obviously live together. Yeah.
00:39:12
Speaker
His dad and his roommate obviously live together. And Wyatt and i lived, you know, yeah he'll be here. And my mom and her husband lived together. That's the only reason that these people are all going to be in a house with anybody. Right? And we're all separated by hundreds of miles.
00:39:34
Speaker
you just sound jelly. You just sound jelly, man. You're jealous. no You want a draft you want a ja party so bad. i'm good you want give without all that you want you You want to host nope i definitely don't want to you you want to get your You want to get your pretty, pretty Buffalo Bills dress out?
00:39:50
Speaker
but oh Put your high heels on? yeah um News in the NFL world. The Vikings have signed another quarterback.
00:40:02
Speaker
Carson fucking Wentz. Jesus Christ. It blows my mind that Carson Wentz, and who's the other guy that is still in the league? It's currently fuck is that other old ass dude?
00:40:15
Speaker
And they traded their backup Sam Howell to Philly. Andy Dalton. Is he still playing this show? in the league I think he's in Carolina.
00:40:32
Speaker
i think that's where he's been the last few years. least see Let me see where Andy Dalton is.
00:40:39
Speaker
I know I've seen him in preseason. I'm like, Jesus Christ. Every time I see that, Walker, why is he still in And the Vikings have reached out to Carolina Panthers to bring home one Adam Thielen, if possible.
00:40:53
Speaker
Nice. yeah come back to come back to Minnesota. But the Panthers are reluctant to part ways. Panthers are stable. Yeah, Andy Dalton is still in and still in Carolina. Yeah, I thought I'd seen him play in
00:41:12
Speaker
and Yeah, Bryce Young, Andy Dalton, Jack Plummer. Sam Darnold and Daniel Jones both turned down offers to go to the Vikings.
00:41:23
Speaker
Who? Sam Darnold and Daniel Jones both turned down offers to go to the Vikings
00:41:31
Speaker
in March. I cannot. I'm going to be 100% honest with you. I'm not going to say he's going to be amazing or he's going to kill it or anything like that but i cannot wait to see jj start his first nfl game well he's going to start it without one of his biggest weapons so you got that going for you yeah jefferson's shit um he's going to be sitting the first three
00:42:04
Speaker
why is he sitting the first three and if she spend always suspended he's suspended ah One of them is. Is it Addison or Jefferson? It's Addison.
00:42:14
Speaker
Addison is suspended. Justin Jefferson is suspended. Yeah, Justin Jefferson has a hamstring injury that he's nursing, but he should be good to go for week one. Yeah, all three of them, their three wide wide receiver one, two, and three are all on the IR right now. Jefferson's got a hamstring. Addison is suspended, and Jalen Naylor has a hand issue.
00:42:38
Speaker
Hmm.
00:42:41
Speaker
Yeah, no, Addison is not Jefferson. Jefferson is the biggest weapon they have there. you know what really make me laugh? This would be the ultimate and all be all in my mind. If Shadur doesn't get a spot, if he gets waived by the Browns, then both the Sanders brothers are back to sitting at square fucking one.
00:42:59
Speaker
Yeah. And Deion looks like the biggest fucking fool on the face of the earth. I mean, he already looks like a giant fucking tool. Well, he's even worse. But we were born to live. What am I?
00:43:15
Speaker
Yeah. Okay. So right right now on the on the
00:43:22
Speaker
roster in Cleveland, the quarterback situation is Flacco, Pickett, Gabriel, Sanders, and then Huntley. And Watson is QB6.
00:43:37
Speaker
yeah
00:43:42
Speaker
I didn't hear. i yeah Speaking of Michael Parsons, I see that he decided on Sunday ah against the Falcons to just lay on the medical table without even having a jersey on.
00:43:54
Speaker
He just took a nap. Nice. So now apparently yeah apparently b Brian Schottenhammer is going to have quite a conversation with him.
00:44:08
Speaker
so is micah Is Micah Parsons going full on Antonio Brown taking his jersey off in the middle of the game? He didn't even wear a jersey to the game, apparently. I've seen – I've got to say, you know, there were some players, you know, during the preseason there are some players that don't dress, but there were other players like like big names on teams. Like even though Miles Garrett didn't play, he was dressed.
00:44:35
Speaker
Like it looked like he could go out on the field at any moment. I mean, I understand not wearing your pads, but at least have a jersey on for the team or something repping the team. Hoodie, something. Yeah, that's ah Kenny Pickett. he's he's he's got it he's been He's been injured all preseason.
00:44:50
Speaker
He's got a hamstring or something like that. But he's been on the sideline every game, and he's right there talking to the quarterbacks, you know helping quarterbacks out when they come ah off the field. He looks like a QB coach is what Kenny Pickett looks like on the sideline.
00:45:04
Speaker
The Raiders need a quarterback again, too. Aiden O'Connell's out six to eight weeks.
00:45:11
Speaker
Broke his wrist yesterday. He has to have surgery. Man, and you guys got rid of Minshew mania.
00:45:19
Speaker
Yep. Man, Raiders, Raiders, Raiders. Nobody cares. Cam Miller stepped in, but... Oh, Bill's just released six. Let's see who they cut.
00:45:32
Speaker
Oh, they got Geno Smith. didn't no No, they got Geno Smith as the starter in Vegas. All right.
00:45:41
Speaker
Bills released Elijah Young.
00:45:45
Speaker
Why'd they do that for him? Defensive back, defensive end, defensive back, offensive line, tight end, and running back is who they just released.
00:45:56
Speaker
At 150. All right. Yeah. gm
00:46:01
Speaker
I got to ask you next Saturday. budd Next Saturday. College. Big games. Big games. who Big games. Wyatt and I are pumped because if you remember, Wyatt's a Longhorns fan.
00:46:13
Speaker
Yeah. We start the season out. Obviously, Texas, number one versus number three, Ohio State. Let's discuss this fucking bullshit ranking, okay?
00:46:30
Speaker
Oh, my God. but this No, no, no. This is not even not enough. I would ask the same question if it was Michigan ranked number three and they'd just come off winning, right? How do you win the national championship beating both the two teams that are ranked above you?
00:46:49
Speaker
How do you do that and get ranked lower than them? Who the fuck is ranking things? Because they're actually better. But are they? Because they definitely allowsate definitely beat both of them.
00:47:01
Speaker
Imagine being a 20-plus favorite at home and get embarrassed by one of the worst Michigan teams years. I wasn't talking about that. I was talking about the current Michigan Mr. Lives in the past. um That's why you're ranked that way.
00:47:15
Speaker
That's why you're ranked that way. but yeah i don't So how about this? How about imagine being number one going into opening weekend and being the underdog? Yeah. Ohio State's a three-and-a-half point favorite in that game.
00:47:27
Speaker
Yeah. Like that just, if, if your number one ranked team is an underdog going into the number against the number three ranked team, then the number three ranked team needs to be ranked number one. and the number one team needs to be ranked number three in my mind, or at least number two.
00:47:41
Speaker
Like, i don't understand how you're favored over the number one team. And you're not the number one team that baffles my fucking brain. I think, I think it all comes down to one simple fact.
00:47:51
Speaker
Yes. Texas is the number one team in the nation. Quote unquote, quote unquote, per the rankings. we're not we're not you know Whether we think they are or not, it is what it is. But I think the reason why they are the quote-unquote underdog is because they're coming into Columbus.
00:48:07
Speaker
And it would be the same thing if you flipped it. If you flipped it, if you flipped it and Ohio State was number one and Texas was number three, and and Ohio State was going to Texas, I think you would they would still give the edge to Texas because they would in Texas. Because Ohio State is coming off the championship and Texas is not.
00:48:25
Speaker
you know At the end of the day, Texas didn't win the Natty. Ohio State did. So and how do you win a Natty and not come out ranked number one at the beginning of the next season? That that boggles my mind. But that happens all the time. Michigan won a natty, and they were weren't even in the top 10 the next season. hey it's just Do these guys look at them and go, oh, well, they lost these many players, so this is where we're going to rank them?
00:48:48
Speaker
Yeah, I think that's what it is. I think when you lose, i because because that's, you know, that that Michigan won the natty, and now granted, the year after Michigan won the natty, a You know, that was not but that was not a good, rock you know, it wasn't necessarily not a bad, it wasn't a bad team, but they literally lost everybody.
00:49:06
Speaker
I get that. I get that. you come in ranked number one and then you fall. and That's the way it should be. You don't get re-ranked at the start of a new season. you You fucking come in ranked where you finished.
00:49:18
Speaker
I mean mean, and it could be based off of strength of schedule. I don't know. At least here, Texas has got going on on their schedule. Well, they're an SEC team, so you know their strength of schedule is going to be hard.
College Football Conference Debate
00:49:29
Speaker
Like, they're going to play some of the toughest teams in the NCAA.
00:49:35
Speaker
Because I don't care who you are, what your what' your who your team is, who you're fan of, whatever. We all know, in my humble opinion, and i would beg somebody to argue with me, the two toughest conferences in college football is the Big Ten and the SEC.
00:49:50
Speaker
Fiskins don't need no quarterback, bro. They got ja and Jaden. Terps. yeah Nice, Tom. The Terps are a fucker of a team. Maryland season spoiler just like Purdue real quick. What up bills Getting your bees mixed up bills Browns this ball shot it Waste of a team not the bulow are getting your bees mixed up bills browns just bal sha
00:50:21
Speaker
yeah can hor mile what a what fucking waste of a team She showed up last week at a fucking Baltimore Ravens jersey on a Saturday night show, and I came in and just instantly started talking shit to her. Oh, I fucking bet. I fucking bet. I mean, I'm looking at Texas schedule, Ohio State, Oklahoma, obviously Oklahoma, and then they got Georgia.
00:50:52
Speaker
Wait, they're playing Oklahoma in the second game of the season? No, no. they're Texas. I was like, what a shitty start to the season. Those two games backto back to back flocked my life. but No.
00:51:04
Speaker
So Texas. So Texas plays Ohio State and then they go San Jose State, UTEP and Sam Houston State. What the fuck is Sam Houston State? The fuck is that? Is that going to be your new SMU school right there?
00:51:19
Speaker
Is that going to be your new SMU? SMU! ah I ain't talking shit about no more fucking teams because we were talking shit about SMU and they'd come to find out the goddamn ACC and they actually have a schedule. like Yeah.
00:51:34
Speaker
Yeah. Fuck, man. Yeah. good to see yeah yeah know i but um shit i'm on I'm on that train still this year. and sf you that's when That's my team. FSU will beat Alabama next week. spend Jesus.
00:51:51
Speaker
That's a bold statement. um Maybe it's not. Alabama's pretty fucking junk. I saw Milrow play in for Seattle yesterday for the Sea Chickens. and he Yeah.
00:52:02
Speaker
Bad draft there, You mean Michigan's... You mean Michigan's bitch two years in a row? That went right up, didn't you, you stupid assholes?
00:52:13
Speaker
Yeah. All right, so what's your hype on Arch Manning? So actually, Michigan plays Oklahoma week two, I believe. oof ah Not Alabama, Oklahoma, Oklahoma.
00:52:32
Speaker
Yeah, week two. So we open the season next week against New Mexico. And then week two, they play... Wait, You started your season with a Potter Puff game? Yeah, New Mexico. then and then And then they play then they play ah Oklahoma.
00:52:46
Speaker
And then Central Michigan. They play Central Michigan every year. That's all about giving money to to to Central Michigan at the end of Giving money to the lesser schools in the state. yeah Yeah, because they they literally play...
00:52:57
Speaker
Central Michigan, Eastern Michigan Michigan Michigan State does the same thing you know It's like Ohio does it too when they play Marshall and Miami of Ohio It's the same thing It's that Georgia does it, they play Georgia State I think at one point or something like that It's fucking It's just keeping a little money in the state, that's all I get it Yeah, how does that go? How does that happen? What does Ohio State do?
00:53:22
Speaker
Grambling State? Yeah, Ohio State's got the same thing See, this is the thing that kills me about the SEC and them pounding their chest and banging their chest about being the greatest, toughest conference. They don't play nobody in the first three weeks.
00:53:35
Speaker
Nobody. Nobody plays nobody in the first three weeks. The first three to four weeks, but I'm looking at the Big Ten schedule. Ohio State's opening up against Texas. Okay, Texas, Ohio State. That's a big one. Yep, that should be Allegheny.
00:53:46
Speaker
And then Ohio State plays Grambling State and OU, Ohio Bobcats. Yep. That's that's that the two cupcake schools, and then we roll into the Big Ten schedule. Yep. Same with Michigan. Michigan plays New Mexico, and then and then Central Michigan, and then we roll into yeah the Big Ten schedule.
00:54:04
Speaker
And meanwhile, the SEC is over here. Meanwhile, the SEC is over here. Fucking – ah Cupcake, cupcake, cupcake, cupcake, cupcake. Oh, we got a rivalry game. We better have a bye week before that rivalry game.
00:54:16
Speaker
You know? oh like yeahp And then you got teams like Alabama who will who who will throw a cupcake or two cupcakes in towards the end of the season. Like, the fuck are you doing? Depend the stats.
00:54:28
Speaker
Yeah, like, the fuck are you doing with the strongest conference in college football? Well, so so here's the thing. Ten years ago, the SEC was the strongest conference in college football.
00:54:39
Speaker
And East and West, like, it didn't fucking matter. The East and the West were dominant fucking schools in SEC. Now, you have, like, three SEC schools that are worth talking about right now.
00:54:53
Speaker
And that's it. The rest of them, you might as well play Vandy. Georgia, Oklahoma, Texas. Yep. Yep.
00:55:03
Speaker
You might see Bama get eight wins, maybe ten. You might see Florida get eight wins. But outside of that, you know, you're not going to see Ole Miss. You're not going to see fucking Auburn anymore.
00:55:16
Speaker
You know, you're not going to see none of that. Kentucky, Vandy, none of it.
00:55:22
Speaker
Yeah. like and It's just... he should go And then they say, oh, the SEC is, that's awesome, Angel. Hopefully he should absolutely go. that is ah Outside of sports, that is an incredible school to be a part of.
00:55:37
Speaker
Outside of sports, like, they're, yeah. yeah I talk a lot of shit about Ohio State. You know, it is what it is. It's it's all out of fun, but that that academically, that is an incredible school to be a part of.
00:55:50
Speaker
are Don't they specialize in, like, major medical stuff, too? Isn't that one of their big things is the medical industry? They do. they they have well i mean They have the medical center. The Ohio State. Wow, now it's the Wexner Ohio State. don't know what the fuck it's It's got such a big long fucking name. Wait, for Ohio Or I'm... He's a linebacker.
00:56:18
Speaker
Wait, your son plays at Ohio State? Yeah, that's what I'm trying to figure out right now. visual just so What up, dude? Oh, That would have been fun if he could have come up and been on the podcast one Sunday.
00:56:30
Speaker
That would have been super cool. What? That's the first Sunday show. Yeah, it's the first Sunday show. Kid, cut your hair. You gotta do like the Bieber flip. He had to lean over to look past his hair. Cut your hair.
00:56:43
Speaker
and I know.
00:56:46
Speaker
I tried to get him to get a mullet. That'd be fucking dope.
00:56:53
Speaker
ah he might be done if he was there five years ago. Yeah.
00:56:59
Speaker
Unless he's like, a who is that dude from Georgia who looked like he was 31 still playing college ball? Stats and Bennett. Stats and Bennett. Motherfucker was like of then all of his D3, then went to a D1 school. 15 years later, still working on a degree.
00:57:26
Speaker
and That motherfucker was like a super, super senior. Right? Bro's been a senior for the last 15 years. Billy Madison in college football.
00:57:38
Speaker
Yeah. Motherfucker's been a senior for the last 15 years. It's the craze of fucking DC Comics lunchbox with him. but Do like coffee cake? What?
00:57:48
Speaker
Do you like coffee cake? Do coffee cake? Yeah, it's like a big donut. I don't know. i haven't had it. Why you got one? Yeah, half of those live early ones.
00:58:01
Speaker
Nice. Just got home from church.
00:58:07
Speaker
Who got home from church? Gash. He went to church? Yeah, he goes to church. He goes to church every Sunday. Dude, he does all their he does all their like all their technical shit. Like their their soundboard, their computer, their lighting, their cameras, like all their digital shit.
00:58:24
Speaker
Like he does everything at the church. It's crazy. Huh. like, hell yeah, dude. So I asked my Hawaiian buddy that I played COD with last night why all the Hawaiians choose to go to like BYU and Utah and all that.
00:58:35
Speaker
And I learned the answer to that. They're all a bunch of hoes who want multiple wives because they're Mormons. who Hawaiians are mostly Mormons. So they want multiple wives.
00:58:49
Speaker
There's a lot of people down in Mexico that are Mormons. That's why they go to like ah Utah and stuff.
00:58:58
Speaker
Well, i dare some I didn't know that was even a thing. or I
00:59:08
Speaker
yeah i didn't even know that was i didn't even know that was a thing for Hawaiians to go to.
00:59:15
Speaker
Well, look at the names of some of the guys that go to fucking Utah. They're all fucking Mormons. Or they're all Hawaiians. Oh, yeah, let's be honest. Is anybody really paying attention to Brigham Young, Utah? ah Utah, maybe.
00:59:30
Speaker
Utah's not terrible. Yeah, they're not terrible.
00:59:35
Speaker
what ah What's the other school? is it What's the other school in Utah? They're like the Cougars. Is that Brigham Young? No, that's not Brigham Young. No, that's in Texas. BYU's in Texas.
00:59:45
Speaker
Is that Texas or Utah? No, I thought Brigham Young. Maybe it's Baylor. I'm thinking it's in Texas. Baylor? Yeah, Baylor. Where's Brigham Young? It might be in Utah. ah I should not put this in my opinion. Don't tell me bring them young. Because you will probably have the FBI at your door shortly.
01:00:06
Speaker
Bring them young. Everybody remember when Glick dies to lead his browser history.
01:00:14
Speaker
no Especially after this one. yeah How do you spell... them ah they Oh yeah, BYU Cougars. Bring them young is the Cougars. Are they in Utah? They're in the Big 12. Yeah, they're in Provo, Utah.
01:00:30
Speaker
Provo. Provo. Interesting. Where everybody does soaking and quaking.
01:00:40
Speaker
You can't even say that without laughing about it, too. It's so weird. I'm just going to insert my penis in you and just let it sit there. Then going to have my friend come jump on the bed because we're not... No, no, no. They don't jump on the bed. They don't jump on the bed.
01:00:54
Speaker
but They get under it and push from underneath. No, they also jump on it. I haven't heard anything about the jumping on it, but I've heard they get underneath it and push from underneath. So I think it's called something else. We talked about it one time on one of the other shows.
01:01:07
Speaker
But yeah, a lot you'll get on top of your girlfriend and and and and put your dick in her, but then your friends will like jump on the bed and you don't come. You don't come. Do not come.
01:01:18
Speaker
but mor Wait, what? You don't come. That's that's all illegal. Mormons are weird. Sorry, Mormons. You put it in there and let it soak until it fucking goes away.
01:01:30
Speaker
Yeah. Don't know if he still does. Angelo... I don't know how to pronounce that last name. That's her son. Played at Ohio State.
01:01:43
Speaker
Apparently. She has another one that played it for you or what do Utah to play.
01:01:50
Speaker
but Gave it up. Bye-bye. I'm working on putting out. Nice. Where he is now. How do not where your son is? was going to say, they leave so many questions open, I was just not touching you. We need to have this conversation next Saturday, Angel. That's correct. this That would definitely be a Saturday night deal.
01:02:09
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yeah That's awesome that they ah they both got scholarships. So, Wyatt has started in a new school this year. Oh, yeah. but you know why Well, Peyton hasn't started school yet. She's still out on the IR. She goes back on the second. Finally will be her first day to school a month later than everybody. you You get put on the IR and you don't have to go to school. Well, she's on crutches, so she doesn't really have a choice.
01:02:40
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so I went to school on crutches. No, you didn't go to school that had 3000 kids in it, though. It's kind of of it's a liability issue. you know We didn't have 3,000 people.
01:02:52
Speaker
I didn't have 3,000 kids K-12. Like, who the fuck are you kidding? We didn't have 3,000 people in my hometown. So you do that Peyton got hurt, right?
01:03:09
Speaker
No, I didn't know that. We had a talk to him forever, dude. So Peyton made jv or made the JV softball team in her first year as a freshman at her new school. Nice. Nice. She went back to softball.
01:03:21
Speaker
Yes, she went back to softball at her new school. She made the junior varsity team. She was at practice coming to third, and the coach said, stop, stop, stop. And she stopped, but her knee did not.
01:03:33
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And she fully ripped her ACL in half and is done for the season before she never got to play. Shit. So her season ended before she ever got it started. She had surgery four weeks ago now.
01:03:47
Speaker
And yeah. so her jv her JV season, she first year at JV, never got to play a single fucking deal. So. yeah I hope I show Hopefully I show up.
01:04:01
Speaker
They told her that the repair they did, they told her that with the repair they did, her ACL should be stronger than it was naturally. If she follows the PT and all that. Nice. So she can rebound.
01:04:18
Speaker
But yeah, so because of that, she has not gotten to go to school. Um, and She's doing what's called a hospital homebound for the first, it'll be a month.
01:04:31
Speaker
She just, one of her counselors does a team's meeting with her and teaches her her stuff a couple hours a day. So like, like, like kind of like, now like a homeschool type thing. Yeah. Kind of. Yeah. It's called a hospital homebound.
01:04:42
Speaker
It's what they do for kids that are stuck in the hospital or stuck at home due to injury. So um yeah. So she, her first day back is supposed to be the second of September.
01:04:53
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She will be off crutches by then. Still in a brace, um but she has been a champ and a trooper through the whole thing and whatnot. So, yeah.
01:05:06
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And now Wyatt, I took Wyatt to, I took Peyton and Wyatt to Friday Night Lights last Friday for their high school. um They played their rival school and they won for the first time in five years.
01:05:20
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The schools are literally across the road from each other. They're in an area called Town Lake, so they call it the Battle of Town Lake. It's what school is gonna be supreme in Town Lake. Etowah won for the first time in five years.
01:05:32
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um But when we were there, Wyatt is getting hustled and hassled and hustled and hassled by kid after kid after kid after kid after kid that wants them to join a football team.
01:05:45
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Nice. Including the quarterback who said... Bro, at your size, I could really use you on my O-line because I'm getting fucking killed out there.
01:05:56
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ah yeah. That's what's Because Wyatt is now 5'9", and he stacks in around 160 pounds. 170 pounds-ish. He's a big fucking kid.
01:06:09
Speaker
He's a stout-sized fucking kid. So... And the coaches are after him. The players are after him. like Everybody wants Wyatt to go play football for Anaheim High School.
01:06:21
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Nice. Yep. He's focused on his black belt in Taekwondo. So he says he probably will not play this year. He should have his black belt by the time football rolls around next year.
01:06:35
Speaker
But he's also considering wrestling. He's in eighth grade. what grade you okay yeah He's also considering wrestling. a Which I told him, you can do both because they're not at the same time.
01:06:50
Speaker
Like, you can play football, and when football ends, you will transition right into wrestling season. Mm-hmm. So. It's kind of like when I played baseball and football. They don't overlap at all. They almost stopped dead on each other. I would start doing two days towards the end of baseball season. So for just a hot minute, I was doing football and baseball at the same time, which sucked, but it wasn't very long.
01:07:16
Speaker
you know Yeah, it was like two weeks worth. but yeah so And now Wyatt's getting more and more into football and watching football and watching racing. He's a big F1 fan.
01:07:29
Speaker
Huge F1 fan. Loves watching F1 racing. Benji, you got your ears on? That's Benji's world. He's all about... hes He asked me to take him to Texas next year to go to the F1 race in Texas.
01:07:42
Speaker
um He's all about he's all about it man. He is... Yeah. Yeah, man. and mean what He can tell you all about the different teams and shit. So he's getting into that stuff. I've been watching the Little League World Series this year, bro.
Little League World Series Excitement
01:07:58
Speaker
That has been... You're really desperate for some sports action. No, like that's been better than any MLB baseball all day.
01:08:08
Speaker
It's been, it's been really, really good. Dude, the little, the little league world series, the little, those little league series and games and stuff where you get like, you know All the different states and the different countries, Japan and China. and so it that's That's insane, man. if That that but is intense.
01:08:27
Speaker
That's some really good baseball. Some really good baseball. yeah These kids are so damn good. ah Speaking of hungry for sports and action, UFL.
01:08:44
Speaker
We're getting a team in Columbus next year. Guess who's going to start going to some UFL games? I got a team to support. We got we got a team right here. is They're going to play in the old ah historic Crew Stadium where the Columbus Crew, our soccer team, used to play before they got their new multi-billion dollar facility after they won a few Major League Soccer championships. And then decided they were gonna suck from there.
01:09:11
Speaker
No, I guess Columbus is actually a really good soccer program. I think they might be the defending MLS champs, or they won last year or something that like that. They're actually really good. Uh, I know we had the, uh, I think I told you about that last year.
01:09:22
Speaker
We had the, uh, major league soccer all-star weekend was in Columbus. Nice. Uh, so they had the all-star game and, a you know, a bunch of the, bunch of the, uh, soccer legends, you know, Messi and Ronaldo and the know these names all the guys that don't play in FIFA or any of that anymore, because they're too old and come down to the um MLS where they just dominate ass.
01:09:42
Speaker
Yeah. That, or they just, they were just there. Like, I think Beckham was there. Um, for a day or so just kind of hanging out like, oops, cool. I know these things, but no, so, so yeah, Columbus.
01:09:53
Speaker
Yeah. So they, so there's what they say. There was, there was, there's a, there's some new teams joining the, at the UFL. So you're not going to have those, that small, very small. Yeah.
01:10:04
Speaker
Franchise or something like that. It was yeah like eight teams or something like that. so they're expanding. And one of the one of the cities and one of the states that's getting the team is is Ohio.
01:10:15
Speaker
They're putting it in Columbus. So i'm i'm like I'm excited for that because I'll check it out. I'll pay fucking five bucks for a ticket to go see some spring football.
Columbus' New UFL Team
01:10:22
Speaker
Five bucks? Yeah, man. this Maybe they'll give them to me for free because they want people and they want asses in seats so bad.
01:10:32
Speaker
That's wild. I'll go watch it. I'll go watch ah i'm gonna watch some UFL mode. i mean it's but i mean it's it's It's kind of like a trade. This season, I tried, man. i Last season was good.
01:10:47
Speaker
This season, I tried, but it was such just disgusting display of football, man. It was bad. and i know they incorporated a bunch of new rules, and and then they did the they did the merger with the XFL and the UFL, and get it at it that You know, but still it was, it was not, it was not good.
01:11:06
Speaker
It was not good this year. sports in general were there It was are it was a rough one to watch. And I, and I enjoy, like, I enjoy like my team that I've been rooting for since I started watching, you know, was this is back when, when it was the USFL before the merger and stuff. Yeah.
01:11:24
Speaker
I've been, ah I've been a Michigan, a Michigan Panthers fan. Uh, that's a fun team to watch. And they've been, there've been some guys on that team. They've gone up to the NFL, uh, The kicker for Detroit, he was in the a in the UFL.
01:11:37
Speaker
Dominated in the UFL. Then they brought him in to the NFL, and he's been dominating there.
01:11:46
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think it's James Bates. I'm pulling news right now from the NFL.
01:11:54
Speaker
All sorts of dumb shit going on.
01:12:01
Speaker
I can't believe that Shiloh Sanders shot himself in the fucking foot already in his career. Just that quick. Just that fucking quick. Done. No team to play for now. my sister My sister texted me earlier and said that her husband Aaron wants Buffalo to pick him up.
01:12:20
Speaker
ah Let me ask you something. speaking of Speaking of that that Colorado bullshit-ass fucking team and Deion Sanders being a douchebag, ah Not that we were talking about that, but I just wanted to let everybody know Deion Sanders is a douchebag.
01:12:33
Speaker
Still is. Hasn't changed a bit since he played in the NFL. Still a douchebag. Yeah. What do you think about the Travis Hunter situation? Jacksonville said they're going to let him play both sides of the ball. He said he wanted to play both sides of the ball. What do you think i think? I think ultimately they're shortening his career.
01:12:50
Speaker
But... We'll see how that works out when it comes time to pay him. Do you pay him to play both sides of the ball? Or do you pay him to play one side and hope he's willing to play the other one for that money? Yeah, I 100% agree. He's he's absolutely running the risk of of um short shortening his career.
01:13:09
Speaker
But you look at it, you get a lot of guys that are retiring before they're even 30 anymore. Yeah, but how long, how many games this season do you think he can play on both sides of that ball? you're talking whole different You're talking a whole different level of athleticism to college.
01:13:25
Speaker
A whole different level. And I know the best college teams would struggle against the worst NFL teams. so And I know that there was you know I think Deion played both sides of the ball But he didn't play the entire game He did, he did he played both sides um you know there's there's there's been other There's been other players That have played both sides of the ball We were just talking about this at work the other day The guys that can play on both sides of the ball Or the multi-sport athletes Who have had success in multiple professional sports Such as Michael Jordan Such as the freak of nature that was Bo Jackson
01:14:00
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Bo Jackson. Deion Sanders was actually successful and and in multiple sports. now he was He was a six successful baseball player. Tim Tebow could have been in either. He could have played baseball or football. Pat Mahomes. that his mu was yeah he was He was literally drafted by an MLB team, and he chose to go the football route. And so...
01:14:18
Speaker
Those guys are few and far between naturally gifted with something that I think your average football player or baseball player or golfer or whatever just doesn't have.
01:14:31
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um So to play both sides of the football and be that level of gifted like Travis Hunter, who else is good on either side of the ball, don't get me wrong. But look at the length of career that like Bo Jackson had. had It wasn't long.
01:14:47
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In either sport, it wasn't long. you're You're literally asking, or Travis Hunter is asking to do two times the work than any other player on that team is doing.
01:14:58
Speaker
Yeah. So he was now you take his career and you just cut that shit in half. Yeah, and he wants to do and the entire like the entire game. Like, bro, you can't go out there and...
Wrestling vs. NFL Endurance
01:15:10
Speaker
How many weeks in a row do you think he can do it before he needs a fucking break?
01:15:13
Speaker
Before he needs a week off? that's um that' or you get better and You don't get better in wrestling like the NBA does.
01:15:22
Speaker
Why did you mute yourself, dummy?
01:15:26
Speaker
Well, I was talking to Cash, but then I unmuted myself, and then... And then you muted yourself again when you went to say something. Apparently, I muted myself. Yeah, I muted myself again, apparently. like ah Yeah, but that's the thing. Or or how long how long is he able to sustain that before he gets hurt? Because not only were you in college, not only were you in college like you said, this is a different – and the NFL is a whole new level.
01:15:47
Speaker
But you also played for Colorado, bro. The competition is not all that. You were putting both sides of that football in the Big Ten or the SEC. It's not happening. It's not happening. Yeah, exactly.
01:15:59
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um You know But how long does he go in the NFL before he gets hurt That's the other thing Yeah your plan and And it's not even necessarily because It's just a level of exhaustion Before it'll come on defense Yeah yeah it's ah it's it's a level of exhaustion And and and and you make us you make a stupid mistake You turn the wrong way and Yeah your body fatigue your body fatigue yeah yeah yeah fucking Imagine turning the wrong way And having fucking Miles Garrett clobber you You know Or guys who play one side of the ball on a regular basis.
01:16:34
Speaker
And if you can't hurt him on the field, he just hits him with his helmet. So, like, I mean, yeah, I would say like, or like a Mac, um maro me you know, yeah, Max Crosby or TJ water, you know, there's some fucking app. I mean, even in the secondary, your cornerbacks in your, in your safety, there's some absolute.
01:16:51
Speaker
fucking monsters in the league. Or even if you're on defense, even if you're playing on the defense side, you've got some fucking guys on an offensive side of a ball that'll throw a massive block for a player. yeah Yeah. du metcalf Like he will level somebody to open a hole for somebody. So yeah like you're, I will be, i will be surprised to see if he does it more than four weeks, honestly.
01:17:18
Speaker
Yeah, you got some monster tight ends that go into that blocking role as for a running back or something like that. Dude, David Njoku, even Waller. You don't see Waller too much anymore. These are massive fucking human beings that will fucking destroy somebody just because.
01:17:35
Speaker
Yeah, and their their job is not to hit people, but when they're asked to do it, fuck, man, they've got everything built up. Let's go ahead and level somebody. Yeah, like...
01:17:45
Speaker
I get to hit somebody, coach? Cool. are You're a football player. like I play football. I knew you know that's what you that's what you want to do. you got there the magic so much Imagine he's in the in the cornerback spot because that's what he plays, his cornerback, right?
01:18:00
Speaker
Imagine he's in the cornerback spot and Derek Henry breaks out on a run. What are you going to do? You're exhausted because you've been playing defense and ah offense and you've got to stop a literally a rolling refrigerator.
01:18:13
Speaker
I wish you the best of fucking luck, bro. Good luck. Yeah. Fucking Derek Henry, motherfucker, who's stiff arming dudes and picking them up in the air and slamming them as he's running. yeah Yeah. He's literally, he's literally, literally and and a football.
01:18:30
Speaker
Yeah, linemen, mind you. Not fucking cornerbacks and not safeties who are generally a lot smaller than fucking field. like What do you do?
01:18:40
Speaker
Do you just sidestep and get out of the way and let him go? No, you can't because that's not what they pay you to do. Because once he's once he gets into the secondary on his run, it's on the cornerbacks to make that tackle now. And if you're exhausted because you've been playing on both sides of the ball all day long for the last four or five weeks, you're asking to get hurt.
01:19:00
Speaker
o i think I don't think it's a good idea for Jacksonville. I mean, um more so it's not a good idea for Travis Hunter to make that call.
Travis Hunter's NFL Role Decision
01:19:10
Speaker
Yeah.
01:19:12
Speaker
You know, preserve yourself and play some time in league, bro. You're coming in your hot shit. Like, I'm just going to play on both sides of the ball in my rookie season. Well, your rookie season might be your only season at this point, boss.
01:19:25
Speaker
Go talk to Tua about injury. Yeah. Yeah, right? Yeah. Go talk to Ben Roethlisberger about trying to block for guys to get by.
01:19:40
Speaker
You know? Fucking Ben Roethlisberger. Yeah. What a big oaf, man. Dude, but that was what made him so good on the ball. and He was huge. Yeah, he was He was such...
01:19:53
Speaker
he was such He was such a goof when he ran because there was nothing. there was Ben Roethlisberger, was literally a big dumb animal. And when he would run, was just like... That big dumb animal runs into other big dumb animals like Aaron Donald.
01:20:10
Speaker
And what do you get? but You get a battle of the fucking giants, a collision of fucking runaway buses, and somebody's got to get hurt.
01:20:21
Speaker
Ben Roethlisberger was just so big. and strong that he could just bumble and stumble his way for 20 yards running motherfuckers. thought like Imagine what the Jolly Green Giant on your can of green beans would look like trying to stumble forward over the fucking line of scrimmage.
01:20:37
Speaker
You're not even a running quarterback, but look at him go, boy. He didn't run. He did not run the ball.
01:20:46
Speaker
He took large steps and pushed. He didn't run anywhere. Don't fool yourself. So... uh don't know man it's gonna be interesting so we got what two weeks before the season officially starts right not this thursday but the next thursday after that but this upcoming weekend and we have college starting officially
Anticipation for College Football Season
01:21:10
Speaker
college starts this weekend officially yep uh you got some um Game day is back this coming Saturday.
01:21:18
Speaker
you Yeah, I was going to say, it looks like, and this is just in the top 25, your biggest game. We got OSU, Texas.
01:21:30
Speaker
There's a bunch of big games this weekend. There's like six or seven of them in total. that's that's your That's your biggest game in the top 25 right there. Oh, no, that's Big Ten. What the fuck? Let me go. No, no, I'm in the Big Ten. Don't ignore that.
01:21:43
Speaker
I got you, bro. Let me i we see top 25. Ohio State, Texas. ah Florida State, Alabama are playing each other. that You got Tennessee and Syracuse. that Syracuse isn't ranked.
01:21:56
Speaker
Ooh, LSU and Clemson. Yep, yep, that's another big one. Oh, shit. There's my boys. SMU. Because it's Texas A&M.
01:22:10
Speaker
Yes. You got the Hokies and the Gamecocks are playing. And you got Notre Dame playing Miami, too. Yeah, okay. You got a couple good games. And like I said, and last and yesterday we had a little barn burner.
01:22:23
Speaker
Iowa was State and Kansas. And Iowa State came out on top. the 24 21. So yeah, there are some,
Expectations for College Players
01:22:30
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there are some decent games to kick off the college college next weekend, man.
01:22:34
Speaker
Yep. should be I'll be watching. I'll be enjoying some game day. Obviously I'll be watching my, my Wolverines do what they do, kicking ass and taking names. Good to see Bryce. I'm so anxious to see with all the hype behind this kid.
01:22:50
Speaker
I'm so anxious to see what he does. Who, which one? Bryce underwear. Bryce, uh, under, uh, Underwood, yeah. Underwood, right? yeah under Underwear. i don't wish Underwear. Underwear.
01:23:01
Speaker
and Not everyone. over eight yeah there's so much there's so much There's so much hype behind this kid, and there has been so much hype behind this kid for the last couple of years. I'm interested to see how Arch Manning does.
01:23:16
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Because he has quite the test for his first starter game.
01:23:21
Speaker
Yeah, dude. I have a feeling that Arch is not going to live up to that's the expectations. No, I i agree. i mean I mean, the dude is a sophomore.
01:23:34
Speaker
No, he's really a sophomore. He must have come in as a redshirt freshman because he's been he's been on the bench the last two seasons. yeah so Well, he played a little bit last season when Quinn Ewers went out.
01:23:48
Speaker
Yeah, Ewers got hurt. i think he But he was not the starter by any stretch. um And to be your first game as a starter, you're going to play against the defending national champions.
01:24:00
Speaker
Also a religiously top 10 team in college football. And you're going to come in as a, ultimately a rookie quarterback in your first start. Son, talk about having everything stacked against you to try and show out.
01:24:20
Speaker
Like you're not getting eased into anything playing, you know, UTSA or whatever. Or UTP, University of Texas, El Paso.
01:24:35
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youtube like Yeah, the University of Texas at El Paso.
01:24:41
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And that's not your first game, bro.
01:24:44
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so No, yeah, no, yeah. use He's definitely, i mean, you know, in you guys got a new quarterback this year too, right? Sayan? Yeah, i think so.
01:24:55
Speaker
I haven't followed much of the offseason. i mean that's
Powerhouse College Football Programs
01:25:00
Speaker
I mean, that's a tough week one game. It don't matter who you are, you know, to match up. And it doesn't even have anything to do with defending, not defending. as it's Those are Say what you want to say about any you know about college football or or who your favorite team is. i'm a I'm a college football fan. Yes, Michigan is my team.
01:25:20
Speaker
But Ohio State, that's a powerhouse program. Same as Michigan. Religiously a top 10 school. Yeah. Same thing with Texas, with Michigan, with Alabama, with Florida, with Georgia. Those are religiously top 10 schools.
01:25:32
Speaker
Yeah. And I was like last year, Michigan did that last year. We opened our season against Texas. And I knew Texas was going to knock our dicks in the dirt. And that's exactly what they did. Texas came out there and knocked their dicks in the But you guys had a brand new quarterback, Texas head Quinn Ewers, who was in his third year.
01:25:47
Speaker
Yeah. We had everything. Yeah. It's just... i like that I like the matchup. I'm excited for the game. But at the same time, I don't have high expectations for it being a top one in three ah school type game, if that makes sense.
01:26:05
Speaker
It's not going to be what it was hyped up to be as a national championship last year. You don't expect that level of play.
01:26:12
Speaker
Because both those teams lost so many of the guys that were involved in that now. Yeah, i will i will i will I will say this about college football. i don't i know we I know everybody talks shit and they're like, oh, you're playing a cupcake, you're playing a cupcake.
01:26:28
Speaker
i that's That's kind of nice because that's like their preseason in college football. You don't get preseason like NFL does. yeah So that's kind of like their preseason. Yeah, you get a spring game, which is your own school.
01:26:39
Speaker
Yeah. To open your season against a top... we'll say top 10 school is wild. So i mean even even at we even at week two. you but an nfl and Put that into NFL terms. Let's take Carolina and let them play Kansas City with no preseason games ahead of it.
01:26:59
Speaker
Here you go. You know, that's what you're getting. Here you go. Here you go, buddy. Best of luck. I wish you the best of luck. even even Even Michigan coming in week two playing Oklahoma. i am not I am not excited for that game in any way, shape, or form.
01:27:15
Speaker
I hate Oklahoma. But they can be they can be a fucking hell of a team to play against. They they did notoriously for the last 15 years have had a good team. Yeah. yeah oklahoma Yeah. Oklahoma's had a good team.
01:27:28
Speaker
ah you know Michigan is coming off of a rebuilding season last season. Not a bad season last year. I mean, in all honesty. i mean Could have been a lot worse than it was. Oh, yeah. I mean, Michigan had a... What did they lose? Two games last year?
01:27:47
Speaker
Who the fuck got Cam Scannaboo
01:27:51
Speaker
from the Sun Devils? Who did he draft it to?
01:27:58
Speaker
I know this answer because I have him on my fantasy football team. But I have to go look at my roster.
01:28:05
Speaker
He went to the Giants. Yes, the Giants.
01:28:16
Speaker
Yes. Dude, I made a ballsy fucking move in fantasy football drafting last last week. Oh, yeah.
01:28:28
Speaker
The tight end out of Penn State, I believe, Tyler Warren. He's playing for the Colts. Yep. Dude. I yoinked him up in like the fourth round way too early to pick a tight end. I know it's way too risky to take a rookie tight end, but it's playing for the Colts. Nonetheless, this kid was an absolute monster in college. And I think, yeah, even playing for the Colts, I think he's going to be a fucking, a force to be reckoned with ballsy move.
01:28:56
Speaker
And I got called out on it I got called right the fuck out on it too. As soon as I drafted him, I got called trying to figure out who I want my first two picks to be on my draft. I got called right the fuck out for it. I'm trying to decide in my in my draft with my with my family. I'm trying to figure out who i want my first two picks to be.
01:29:15
Speaker
Yeah, because I know out of Penn State. I know that most of the family is going to notoriously draft quarterbacks in the first round. They always do it. They jump all over the quarterback train.
01:29:27
Speaker
Who can get Mahomes? Who can get Josh Allen? Who can get fucking and notoriously? i took I took Justin Jefferson with my number one pick.
01:29:39
Speaker
I was debating on him or Jameer Gibbs. and then and then i And then I yoinked up just because I know he's... ah you know and And I changed up our league this year. We're starting two quarterbacks this year.
01:29:56
Speaker
I changed up a bunch of shit and in our personal and my personal league. And everybody was down for it. What? My dog. So... Um, but, uh, I had to, I had to snatch up, uh, Lamar, Lamar Jackson because he's, he's not mad about it, but I mean, he's always good in fantasy. And then last year this was his best. Once he got that big contract, dude can actually fucking ball out, man.
01:30:19
Speaker
Yep. He's always been a good quarterback. He stopped to your quarterback. It's just tough. and yeah It's just tough that the AFC has multiple top tier quarterbacks, has multiple hard teams to play against. You know, if you look at the AFC, you've got Buffalo, you've got Kansas City, you've got Baltimore, you've got Pittsburgh. I mean, not that Pittsburgh's been much, but they still time on their way into the playoffs. So these are tough, tough teams.
01:30:42
Speaker
Like, they're tough fucking teams. All right, dude, you're bugging the fuck out of me. Go.
01:30:49
Speaker
Yes. Cam Scadaboo is a target machine. MK, I need to know where to send you that link at. so I can get you, so you can get in there if you want to get in.
01:31:03
Speaker
I just, yeah, I think my first pick is going to be, I'm either going to go Saquon or I'm going to go Jameer Gibbs. Saquon went, I knew he was going to go quick in the first round. I was really hoping because I had the seventh pick. I was really hoping that he would still be there, but he wasn't.
01:31:22
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Yeah, I think I'm going to go Saquon or Jameer Gibbs.
01:31:31
Speaker
Both good choices. Yep. And if both of them are gone, I'm on route. St. Brown's always on my radar too. And it's fucking he's when he makes his place, when he gets his targets, he's always big numbers.
01:31:41
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Always big numbers. Gotcha. Gotcha. Yeah. You know, so it's and, and let's, let's be honest. Don't sleep on Mike Evans. Don't sleep on Mike Evans.
01:31:55
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This could very well be his farewell season, and he could very well ball the fuck out in his farewell season. ah can't remember if I picked up Evans or if I picked up – who's injured right now? Godwin's injured.
01:32:08
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and i I picked up Godwin. I couldn't believe he was still sitting around. Yeah, because you put him on your IR and it gives you another spot. Yeah, everybody was everybody was afraid because he was injured. I'm like, I think he'll be ready by early, you know, like early week. and Even if he misses two or three weeks.
01:32:26
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It don't matter. It don't matter. He's a favorite target for Mayfield. Favorite. Yeah. Yeah. when When it's just him and Evans, who's Mayfield giving the ball to? One of the two of them all the time.
01:32:38
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Yep. Uh-oh. I'm like, yep, yep, yep, yep. Ty home avoiding his tailor from Indy.
01:32:46
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Jonathan Taylor? Taylor Warren? Oh, Jonathan Taylor. Dude, he's injury prone, man. Not just that, the quarterbacks are trashing Indy right now. Yeah. You know, they're just trash. He's good. He'll put points up.
01:32:59
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Yeah, but I don't trust the quarterback situation.
01:33:04
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Yeah, so.
01:33:07
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It's about All right,
Fantasy Football Draft Strategies
01:33:10
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homie. Well, we've been doing this for an hour and a half. I got to go cut my lawn because I didn't do that before. I really wasn't going to be able to get that done. It takes about an hour and 20 minutes. Yeah, I got to go take a piss. and i gotta get Me too. I'm fucking hungry.
01:33:22
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I'm hungry. I had a bagel before we started. so A little slightly hungover. but Not me. I'm good. I'll feel it all right. I'm just hungry. I'm just hungry. All right, homie. Well, this was fun. We'll do it next Sunday.
01:33:36
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Yeah, we'll be back next Sunday. have plenty of college to talk next weekend, baby. Plenty of college. Yeah, yeah, yeah, man. We're definitely going to dive into college ball. We'll also be – And we should see who everybody's team's 53-man rosters are too.
01:33:50
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Yeah. um
01:33:53
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Hopefully if if we fill the roster spots, we fill the spots, we'll be doing our draft next Sunday as well. So next Sunday's show might go a little bit long, but we'll see what happens. I have the kids. okay um Also, real quick before we cut out, ah last pay-per-view for the UFC had historical moments. One guy who got a contract four days prior on Dana White's Contender Series made his debut and the pay-per-view and was one of two and back-to-back matches spinning back elbows that were KOs.
01:34:26
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Oh, shit. He was the recipient of a spinning back elbow that KO'd him. And that didn't happen just once. That happened in two fights back to back.
01:34:36
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It's never happened before in the UFC. Night, night. Night, night. Oh, yeah, dude. The one dude got his, you heard it through the arena. Like you heard the thunk sound. whole You know his skull bones. He cracked his skull. And he just blooded.
01:34:55
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He went down and blood was just running out onto the mat. Like that dude probably had a career
UFC Spinning Elbow KOs
01:35:00
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ender right there. That's gross. That spinning back elbow was fucking nasty. Two of them.
01:35:06
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Two of them in a row. It was fucking wild. So. Yeah. Yep. But that was was an intense pay-per-view fight. That's for sure. Hell yeah. Except for the main event.
01:35:19
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When Hamzat Chmaev took the belt back with smothering. Smothering. Just smothered him. 22 minutes out 25 with ground control. twenty two minutes out of twenty five with ground control that that that He just kept him on the ground of the whole fucking time.
01:35:35
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For 22 minutes out of 25 minutes, he just had him pinned on the ground and just smothered him. There was no major striking, no nothing. He just had him laid out on the fucking ground in top control the whole time.
01:35:48
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It was the most boring fucking fight to watch ever. It sucked. It sucked. But Hamzat Shumayev and the guys from that camp, Nurmagomedov, all of those guys, that's what they do.
01:36:02
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They make you do... They don't expel any energy. They make you do all the fucking work. They just keep their body weight pushed forward on you, so you've got to find a way up off the ground. And he took the belt. out those are this Yeah, those fights are always so boring. like i want I'm watching the UFC. I'm here for the violence, man. I want to see you guys... ah want to see somebody get their face caved in.
01:36:23
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like i love a good I love a good striking match, but when it comes to tactics... smothering your opponent to take the belt. It's a shitty, in my mind, it's a shitty fight. But, yeah. i mean it's But it's, you know, it's effective. It works. At the end of the day, you're the chicken.
UFC Fighting Styles Discussion
01:36:40
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In the same breath, that dude makes one wrong move and you can snap a submission move on him in a heartbeat. And that's, he just, he just controlled that fucking fight from the ground and for 22 out of 25 minutes.
01:36:52
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It was wild. That was early on in Brock Lesnar's UFC career. which I think he fought Mir the first time. Yeah, i think so. and And, and, and Brock knocked his ass down. Like he came in and just clobbered his ass and knocked him down, but he stepped wrong.
01:37:07
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Mir was down on the ground and he said, yoink, let me get that ankle and fucking dropped his ass and tapped him out. i was just like, yeah, but Yep, there's there is a there' is room for both striking and submissions in the UFC for sure.
01:37:23
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am a big fan of the guys that will just walk to the center of the ring and just start slugging the fuck out of each other. It's so fun. It's so fun to watch those guys. And when they make the mutual agreement with 30 seconds left, and they look at each other and they smile and you see the nod, and they just walk to the middle and start throwing – Those are fucking wild.
01:37:43
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Yeah. And I know a lot of UFC fans are like, oh, if you want that, then go watch boxing. Yeah. Yeah. Boxing is cool. That's what I love about boxing. But the great thing about UFC when when two guys will fucking stand there and slug it out is, you know, one of them out of nowhere is going to do like a spinning kick or a front kick or a fucking jump. Ask, ask, ask, who was it? Was it? da Was it Aljo?
01:38:06
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got KO'd with two seconds left in the fight in a fucking slugfest for the last 30 seconds. Two seconds left, and he caught a fucking... it caught a random right, and it just... Done. Done. It's over.
01:38:17
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Eyes fucking... Eyes rolled back, and he hit the ground with two seconds left. And he was winning the fight up until that point. He was going to win that fight. he agreed to just throw it out, and done.
01:38:29
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Finished him. He got fucking KO'd his ass. Night-night. Night-night, ninja. So... Y'all are great. Y'all have a great day. Hey, and so have a great day yourself.
01:38:41
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Get you something to eat. Get you some water, girl. I know we all need it after last night. I'm in a league that does IDP and other fans. of Yeah, man. I don't, dude.
01:38:55
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Independent players? I don't know what IDP is. Yeah, I think it's what it is. Fuck that. I'm not picking defensive players. Yeah, when I was going through the rules and I was looking at the draft, like the points and stuff like that, you could literally change it where you pick fucking defensive players. I'm like, no, this is too much. That would make a draft in three and a half hours. No, thanks. I'm good. This is just too much. Yeah, no, thanks. I'm good.
01:39:20
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I'm cool with just picking a single defense specialties and interchanging it week to week depending upon the matchup and stuff like that, you know. I don't want to ask too much if I got to, because then I am going to become a fucking homer, and I'm going Miles Garrett, I'm going Joker, I'm going Denzel Ward.
01:39:42
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so All right, Francis. and she's a UFC is better, in my opinion. Yeah, i mean, UFC is cool. I used to love working four hours. Yeah.
01:39:54
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I used to be a big fan of UFC. It's just there's too much going on. It's too much to pay attention. I can't i can't do it. there's There's too many weight classes, too many fighters. I can't pronounce half the shit that's happening anymore. ah It's funny.
01:40:06
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The black guy with the blonde dreads. I like him. ah And then somebody like you, then somebody, then somebody like you, and I don't believe he fights anymore. I guess i have no idea. He's going to have like some Russian African crazy ass name. And somebody like you is just going to rattle it off with ease. it' Like Hamza Chmaev. Yeah, exactly.
01:40:27
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yeah exactly I can't do it no more. I'm done. I'm done with the UFC. Or should we get Nurgamadov or whatever the fuck? I can't even say that one. That one I stumble through.
01:40:38
Speaker
Easy. you're You're treading on dangerous territory. The Nurgamadovs and the Murgamadovs really fucked me up, bro. Yeah. Draft was... fuck that. I'm not all about drafting for that long. yeah At that point, I'm just going to click auto-draft after my offense and leave it alone.
01:40:55
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i think i think our draft I think our draft was like an hour at that, man. We were flying through our draft. yeah whoo boo boo boo We drafted 18 players, whatever it is. yeah um So, yeah, i don't i don't I don't want to be drafting all fucking day.
01:41:07
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I don't want to spend all goddamn day drafting. Anywho, I'm going to take a piss. He's got to take a piss. I got to take a piss. He's got to go cut his grass. I got to go eat because I'm fat man. But thank you guys for listening. Thank you guys for hanging out.
01:41:19
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We'll be back next Sunday. College football will be in full effect by next Sunday. We got draft. Hopefully, maybe we'll see what happens this week. ah and yeah Maybe Derek will be here with us next week. Get him off the golf course.
01:41:32
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If he's not in court or at the golf course. Yeah, get our lawyer in here. um I'm not sure if there's anything going on tomorrow night. like here on the network but tune in tune in tuesday night glicks house of music i will have phil brady hanging out with me he's a local musician here in ohio looking forward to hanging out with him then wednesday of course we've got what the fuck i mean what the fuck uh wild card wednesday we never know what we're to talk about that's why it's a wild card on wednesday man uh thursday i don't know what's going on thursday wally's on a little bit of a hiatus work is kicking his ass lately
01:42:05
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And then Friday is trivia night for Nonsense and Chill. Blaze, Michael, imagine I will be there as well, defending my my crown as the trivia champion.
01:42:16
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That's what I do, baby. ah when I win, I win, I win. okay um But we are doing Western trivia. That is the theme for this this coming Friday. And then Saturday, we will be back at again for Nonsense for Nonsense with the Open Door Challenge.
01:42:31
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And then Sunday, we'll be right back here, like we said, hanging out, talking some sports and shit. Doing our damn thing. Yeah, boy. i said but Good hanging out with you again. Good seeing you again.
01:42:42
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Always enjoy. Always enjoy the sports conversations with you. And I will see you next Sunday. And everybody, I will see you Tuesday. Sure as shit. but Later, bro.
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