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Nonsensical Nonsense
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After a little bit of drama we celebrate Glick's birthday in typical Nonsensical fashion
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Initial Frustration and Commitment
00:00:14
Speaker
It's got the automatic intro. We're going to try this again. the fuck is happening? a we're not roll We're not going to try it. We're going to succeed.
00:00:25
Speaker
We're going to hopefully succeed. Sorry, chat. Again, thank you guys for the support and the chat. James and Clockwork, thank you guys, man. I appreciate it. I agree. It's my damn birthday.
00:00:36
Speaker
Fucking stop being a baby back bitch. Stop fucking playing around.
Conflict with Blaze
00:00:40
Speaker
couple friday a couple Saturdays ago, you came up here and did a monologue and ran me into the ground and tried to blame your temper tantrum on your trivia night on me.
00:00:49
Speaker
And everybody's watched that replay and everybody's asked the same question. What did Glick do? Because nobody else sees it. You want me to be the bad guy. You want me to be, you want to be the victim. Now I'm your bad guy.
00:01:01
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Now you're the victim.
Public Fallout and Resolution
00:01:02
Speaker
You fucked up, Blaze. You fucked up royally. and three late tetenium You gave me an ultimatum. You said it's Brittany or you.
00:01:14
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And then blindsided me with that out of nowhere because I don't know what's going on in your guys' personal life. And it's none of my business. And I don't mean to sound like a dick, but I don't really care. I got my own shit going on. I got my own shit I got to worry about.
00:01:26
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I don't have time for it. And goofiness.
00:01:31
Speaker
You ended my stream not once, but twice. You can have all your graphics back. You can have all your bullshit back. I don't care. You want to be that child that childish and that fucking petty?
00:01:42
Speaker
So fucking be it, dude. At this moment in time, I'm very much heated. I'm very much pissed off. I don't want to talk to you. I don't even want to mention
Ownership and Moving Forward
00:01:51
Speaker
your fucking name. I don't want to think about you right now.
00:01:53
Speaker
Yeah, do us. You're a fucking bitch. My mind is seriously fucking blown right now. ah I told everybody I've stuck up for Blaze a lot.
00:02:06
Speaker
I've told everybody that Blaze is a good guy. He's a good dude. He's going through some shit, but he's a good dude. And those actions just right now, what happened tonight, not once but twice, ending my stream on my show, even after coming on my show,
00:02:26
Speaker
On my network and dragging my name and trying to make me out to be a bad guy on something I didn't do on your
Rebranding and New Beginnings
00:02:33
Speaker
trivia night.
00:02:35
Speaker
Not cool. And I let that shit slide. And let that comments if you got butt hurt because I simply said you weren't on the network. And you announced that on Facebook yourself. And I've been fielding questions all week.
00:02:46
Speaker
And I simply said, I don't know what's going on.
00:02:50
Speaker
But now I can say he's out and it's 100% my decision. It's my choice. I don't give a damn if anybody else has any problems with it or has any thoughts or concerns about it. It's my decision. I'm sorry, please.
00:03:01
Speaker
You take your stuff. You can take your ball and you can go home.
00:03:06
Speaker
We had a good time. We had a good thing going. I don't know what's going on in your world, but no, that's not cool, man. It was one night. You said that I, that you not only that, but then you said that i I was a heel every trivia night on purpose. It was one night that I was a heel. You spun my words. You twisted my words
Celebrations and Reflections
00:03:23
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to make me out to look like an asshole. It was one time. It was when Michael's friend came up and I went extra heavy because ah bunch of shenanigans were going on.
00:03:31
Speaker
And I'm sorry anybody in the trivia world would go, you're doing an online trivia show and you got a guy on the panel with this camera off. I wonder what's going on there. And told me multiple times that Glick doesn't do anything for the network.
00:03:46
Speaker
So, yeah. I miss Jeff.
00:03:50
Speaker
So, Blaise, I'm sorry you're feeling so sore. I miss Jeff. Holy shit. um yeah Yeah, I can come in. I make some jokes with Michael. I bust a little bit of balls. I answer questions.
00:04:03
Speaker
We build a game from whoops. and that's that's That's what you get um out of me on trivia night. I stopped trying to help you. I stopped trying to add my two cents. ah But that clearly was not good enough.
00:04:17
Speaker
I don't know what you want from me at the end of the day. want to push the limits? This is what happens. ha
00:04:25
Speaker
Anyways. The past is the past. Let it fucking go. I tried to correct myself. you know but you know I tried to correct it and and and and be better about it. But
00:04:37
Speaker
You, hey, man, love you, Wally.
Humor and Network Dynamics
00:04:40
Speaker
you You didn't want to, you you just wanted to constantly throw shade my way and put the heat the blame on me. You called me yelling and screaming at me that Saturday after the fucking, told me to watch the replay. i didn't have to watch the replay because I know what I did.
00:04:53
Speaker
I watched the replay and I seen exactly what I did. Nothing out the ordinary.
00:05:02
Speaker
but I'm sorry that I'm pulling the my card, but it is, it is my, it is my network. It is my brand. These are my show. Not all the shows are mine. I created most of the shows on here. Not since and show was but blazes, baby.
00:05:16
Speaker
ah Wally shows are, were his ideas with, with, with our help. But outside of that, everything else that's been on this network has been my babies. and yeah And if I have to continue to go back to that route, then so be it.
00:05:30
Speaker
And I'll plug people where I need to plug them into. ah Michael and Brittany say, I don't have to do that. Michael is probably ready to come to the screen and slap me in the face right now. Not wrong. Just a quick heads up. everybody Friday's getting rebranded and pretty soon we're going to have trivia back, but it's going to be a good time. It's going to fun. There's gonna be no stress.
00:05:51
Speaker
And we're going to have a lot of shenanigans because that's how it should be. It's a game. should be fun. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Instead of like me, stress.
00:06:03
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I don't think you guys might be the only ones that miss Jeff. I don't miss Jeff.
00:06:12
Speaker
um a Big pimp and no simping. ah ah Lazy Jedi coming in with the hashtag. Let's go.
00:06:26
Speaker
So again, happy birthday, brother. Yeah, dude. Happy fucking birthday. Unfortunately, i had to end up this way, but you know, well, we're making it better.
00:06:37
Speaker
Let's make it better. Let's go. I, I, yeah, clearly I have fixed it. I have fixed the problem. Uh, again,
00:06:49
Speaker
man, I was go be good so i was in a good fucking mood today. Like, I was walking through the grocery store. I was singing and dancing along the songs. I got to meet some really cool fucking people this weekend.
00:07:00
Speaker
I got to stuff in my fat face. And, you know. Your girl i hooked you up. Yeah. but So we're going to try to get back. ah Blaze, it is what it is at the end of the day, bro.
00:07:14
Speaker
Man.
00:07:17
Speaker
Fuck you. That's what I have to say. I'm sorry. Fuck you. True Colors have been shown. True Colors been shown. Yes. It's sad. I'd like to say I'm surprised, but I'm telling you, massive mood swings.
00:07:34
Speaker
Yeah. Anyways, let's get off of that. What have you guys been up to today? just got off your mouth.
00:07:41
Speaker
Just some help. Clear your mind. Do whatever you need to do, bro. I hope the best for you at the end of the day. i don't know, man. I really don't know what else to say at this point. And I don't.
00:07:52
Speaker
Here's the towel. I do. I know what to say. Here's the towel. Money's on the counter. Let Michael say it. Let Michael say it. Let Michael say it. Fuck it all. It's done.
00:08:04
Speaker
He's out. He made his own bed. He's got a lie in it. ah Nice try, but we're back. You can't shut it down forever. Congratulations. You put a toothpick in the fucking tracks of the tank.
00:08:16
Speaker
The tank doesn't stop. A little bit. that's all about yeah so A little I shared my Google search history with Michael because he needed to find a link and I didn't know he was going to tell everybody about it.
00:08:35
Speaker
Jesus. I can't help it. I'm a tattletale. Can I ask you a question? What? What was your birthday dinner? What the hell do you think it was?
00:08:48
Speaker
Pussy. Well, that was... yeah yes okay ah Yes, you're both right.
00:09:01
Speaker
Yes, steak and taters and got me a nice salad and had me a big dog. Frosted mug of beer, man. 34 ounce beer. It was delicious. Now, it was it was amazing. Now, yeah Kayla asked me, she said, what do you want for your birthday dinner? I said, steak, tater, salad, and beer. She's like, we can do that. Honestly, it makes so much sense.
00:09:27
Speaker
Breathe in. Tater, salad, beer, and you should have been the answer. Well, that was that was ah and was a given. It didn't need to be said. Daddy likes his dessert. I'm glad you had a great birthday, man.
00:09:42
Speaker
There are no boundaries, apparently. I'm glad you had Good job, Kayla. Your face is so rude. but You got him. you you're used to like just shit-lengthy throat.
00:09:55
Speaker
If I make any your both, I'm sorry. Nah. We approve. Oh, random outburst of, uh, yeah. we Um, no, yeah, no, it's been a, it's been a great weekend and it's only Saturday and I'm off Monday. So I get to, I get to stay an extra day.
00:10:13
Speaker
Well, she might kick me out after tonight. don't know. She's like, your friends are weird. And, uh, you've got a lot of drama. No, that's not the reason why. Yeah. no no that's not the reason why blind got yeah yeah I thought it was going to be because you put in so much work she can't walk the next day. but no Jesus Christ.
00:10:37
Speaker
I mean, ah she was having some issues last night. Okay. you but you guys you You start it, you start it, and then everything you're right. That's on me.
00:10:51
Speaker
My bad. Birthday day drama. I said birthday sex. The drama's done. all Alright, it's over. No, it's going to continue to be a good weekend. think we're going to go watch the Brownies lose to the Steelers tomorrow.
00:11:05
Speaker
That'll be awesome. um
00:11:11
Speaker
Yeah, Steelers can go suck a fucking dick. Anyways, sorry. I don't work. I goof off. um Have a great time. You get paid for it
00:11:21
Speaker
for it. You know the standing order, man. Grab me ah grab me some Miller Lite. a I'll be down for, you know, somebody said something about me eating beef jerky earlier. Yeah, some beef jerky would be nice.
00:11:34
Speaker
Oh, honey barbecue. Eat jerky beef. Jerky beef. It didn't surprise and surprised me I froze up.
00:11:45
Speaker
Oh, my camera got up. um about thing I can still hear you. You look together. My camera's more sensitive than Blake. I'm sorry.
00:11:56
Speaker
It looked way better that way, dude. Sorry.
00:12:03
Speaker
That's funny. Jersey's in the house. Hey, Jersey. I know what you're saying. I'm not booked every weekend, sadly. But, um again, I've got things in my personal life that prevent me from doing what I really want to do.
00:12:17
Speaker
um I do shows rarely these days, but I'm coming back strong next year. I've got some things the works. Fucking MoDog. What's up, Sarge?
00:12:27
Speaker
Happy womb emancipation day, you big sexy bitch. Oh, MoDog. I'm here too. Hell yeah. What up, MoDog? What up, Jersey? Thank you. What up?
00:12:39
Speaker
MoDog. This is going so fast. I'm having a hard time keeping up. Hashtag glicks glowing up. Hashtag glicks glowing up. Benji, I'll do what I can here.
00:12:50
Speaker
I'll do what I can. um' make I'll make it happen myself if i have to, but it's got to be ah the near future of it. I know it's only a few months away, Michael, but I think we should still try to hit that but New Year's Eve thing, even if it's up there.
00:13:07
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you know i'll try yeah I'm going to make it a point to fucking drive up there myself instead of ah yeah getting abandoned up there.
00:13:20
Speaker
Michael, looks you she knows your address. I I do. I got big breath. I'm going to knock her right over. but like Yeah, probably.
00:13:35
Speaker
You're not lying. but Big breath, not bad breath. That's not my fucking name right, you asshat. Brittany Barr is your dad's card.
00:13:47
Speaker
What? Brittany's bar is your dad's card. She doesn't have gas money for it. Fuck you, dude. was wishing I was going to get in the ring today. oh Oh, yep, there it is. Nice.
00:14:03
Speaker
That's why wish I would still have the it's Brittany, bitch. I can't get that. I mean, that's not that's that's not hard. Yeah, again, nothing was stopped. Nothing was defeated.
00:14:17
Speaker
It was just slowed down for, what, an hour and a half, two hours? Congratulations, you really stuck it to us. And way to be mature, fuckface. Way to be mature. look I have a feeling there's going to be gigs all night long, right? Oh, for sure.
00:14:33
Speaker
For fucking sure. Now that I know that you guys are on board with it, like, oh, hell yeah. Oh, we're still going to have fun. Definitely. Yeah. I cannot not have fun.
00:14:45
Speaker
I'm above the dirt, motherfucker. I'm calling it a win. ah win, win, win. I don't know, man. I'm going to be 100% honest. It's a little bit disappointing, in my opinion.
00:14:58
Speaker
Disappointing was a couple days ago. It's disgusting now. Yes.
00:15:05
Speaker
I was very, very hot. Okay, that makes it sound weird. I was close with the dude. We got along very well. But true colors come out with people.
00:15:18
Speaker
And you see who they are behind closed doors. Nobody can fake it forever. basically show the real face. Unless they show you the real face. Which is what you get. these fun right The real ones in the room, motherfuckers. The real ones.
00:15:32
Speaker
No, Lazy Jedi. Don't even start that, dude.
00:15:39
Speaker
yeah that's That's the problem. He tried. He tried, and I said no. The best news to go all day he besides that really good paycheck. a Nice. Well, Wally, I'm definitely excited for your big news ah that you have coming up next year. I hope that i hope it's going to be that going to be back in the driver's seat next season.
00:16:01
Speaker
Well, he said big news. I mean, have you seen Wally? He's not exactly what he did. We're not meeting him. Like, what's eating Gilbert Grink's mom's at? Hey, Artie.
00:16:18
Speaker
Hey, Gilbert. Gilbert, where's Artie?
00:16:22
Speaker
Match in the gas tank. Boom, boom. Dude, that motherfucker was so retarded. I thought he was retarded. That motherfucker was a transcendent genius acting. I'm telling you right now.
00:16:33
Speaker
Hey, man, you cannot. You cannot.
00:16:37
Speaker
Like the guy or not, Leonardo DiCaprio is something else, man. That dude can do anything. He's a generation talent. Yeah, he can literally do anything.
00:16:51
Speaker
Anything. Who tells somebody? Although Django was a little was a little tough to digest. yeah that one's a little that one's a little off So was it for the folks that lived in that era. I mean, come on.
00:17:09
Speaker
I'm being so white.
00:17:15
Speaker
Never go full retard. Oh. my expect thank you Take digs at all. I don't have to lie. I don't lie about anything. I don't need to. um I have fucking proof, dude. Fuck Rose. I agree. I ain't never even watched that movie, but fuck Rose. There was more than enough room on that goddamn panel or whatever that they were floating on.
00:17:35
Speaker
And if there wasn't, well, he should have yanked her ass in the water. Hey, thank MoDog, don't call Rose a slur. She doesn't have the right to be called a slur.
00:17:47
Speaker
Nice, Wally. She was a motherfucking bitch. oh Somebody many says somebody many in the chat says, then show the proof. Please, please play some of those motherfucking video goddamn audio messages he left you.
00:18:03
Speaker
You evil motherfucker. Yeah, let's show his true fucking colors. Are we really going to go that far? No, we don't have far.
00:18:16
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but i'll give it ground He deserves it. Fuck him. it's They're there. The receipts are there. At the end of the day, it is what it is. but yeah Maybe later.
00:18:28
Speaker
There's no... You know what? There's no... There's need to...
00:18:38
Speaker
you know what there's no so it text how you are air out all the dirty laundry. no i have made i have I have made it a point. I've been very adamant that certain things need to stay off shows and the network.
00:18:59
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um I was perfectly happy and content leaving it with what I said at the beginning of the first show before Blaze ended it. and i mean Everybody's seen that. there We don't need no proof by but that, Blaze. you You ended two shows back to back.
00:19:15
Speaker
show the one where i try to have sex the second show i came in hot and and you yeah if you wanted to be butthurt you could have been butthurt about that because i came in hot uh but the first one there was no rhyme or reason for it literally is there like a way we can fucking block him off of this shit because like he's talking fucking nonsense yeah what's it do
00:19:40
Speaker
oh I want steak. I want steak and taters. You got me hungry for steak and taters. Oh, they were so delicious. And then today, her cousin and her husband, they made ribs and pasta salad and cheesy taters and corn on the side. Oh, they were cheesy?
00:20:01
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Yeah. And then she made, what was that, pumpkin? Muffins? Oh, man. but that comment up Put that comment up. Which one? when you see it.
00:20:13
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Michael. Well, he does that every Saturday night. Video and all. Would you fuck I'd fuck me. Easy, Jedi. Easy, Jedi.
00:20:26
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video and all would you wrong me i'd fuck me easy jetdi easy jedi
00:20:39
Speaker
basic that
00:20:44
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good shit i didn't claim to try to have sex i did not that's not what the fuck i said i said you lied about having two-bed room that's what i said pumpkin spice man it's tis tis the season I ain't a pumpkin size ah spice fan.
00:21:09
Speaker
Unless it's like an apple pie. Or no, pumpkin pie. I like pumpkin pie. i mean, that's the only way to do it. Clockwork. Potatoes and hamburgers and it's mac and cheese.
00:21:21
Speaker
Oh, so yeah, like you mix it all together like it's a casserole. it's up Yeah, I'm down to that. I didn't hear those words, but I mean, if it came out, whatever. I didn't hear it. don't. Nope.
00:21:32
Speaker
Never said that. Have good one, Benj. Appreciate you, brother. Much love to you, man. Delusional.
00:21:40
Speaker
You're delusional.
Comedic Banter and Relationships
00:21:41
Speaker
Just get the fuck out of here. how about that? can't believe it's all already 9 o'clock and we're only 20 minutes into a show. I know, dude. Because we got shut down.
00:21:53
Speaker
the man! The man's trying to hold his back!
00:21:59
Speaker
Yeah, the boy. The little boy, you mean? ah shut Not shut down, slowed down. I'm already slowed down enough as it is. I swear to God, I should have a fucking warning label that says, warning, slow kid at play. Oh my God, that's a great job. ah great job i As usual, when in the comment section was the hashtag. Jesus Christ. I didn't drop nobody. That was that was his decision. 100% his decision.
00:22:26
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ah we one hundred percent his decision He just
00:22:31
Speaker
made it easier to keep it a permanent decision.
00:22:35
Speaker
You got mad because I was upset that we had to share a pet. And You bitch. Jedi, you bitch. Jedi, you bitch.
00:22:48
Speaker
Don't say hello. Fuck, Tart. I see how it is. LOL. JK.
00:22:56
Speaker
Yeah, we need to get some of these motherfuckers up in there. whatever blaze get the fuck out of here nobody wants you here
00:23:04
Speaker
but again that that entire situation ah is is is between you two and what what happened happened between you two i don't think that you guys need to incorporate everybody else into your business as far as that goes i will say that um
00:23:28
Speaker
So I'm going to shut down the conversation yeah and we're going to leave it at that. We're going to put it to bed. There's a conversation that should, I don't know, man.
00:23:40
Speaker
That's ah some things are not meant to be aired out on the interwebs because that opens the door for people to interpret things. However, they want to interpret them.
00:23:52
Speaker
Correct. And that's how, rumors and bullshit and everything else. The only two people that know what happened in that situation, 100%, are you and Blaze.
00:24:05
Speaker
And leave it at that. All right. yeah Let's leave it at that. Let's have a good fucking night. Let's go, boys.
00:24:16
Speaker
My brothers. My brothers from another mother's. i thought this was a potty. What a potty. It's my party and I'll cry if I want. Happy birthday to... It's your birthday. here moon birthday Happy birthday to Glick.
00:24:37
Speaker
I'm not going to finish that. Slores be slores. Slores be slores. Don't even give him the right to... No, no, no. He's not a slore. Fuck that bitch.
00:24:47
Speaker
If you're talking about me, that's fine. I think they're talking about you, Slore. Okay, that's fine. Slore face McGillicuddy. I'll take it. Except I didn't take it from him. very Some people go to church camp to learn about God and to pray.
00:25:04
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Others go to church to do dirty, terrible things with boys. No, no squared. right My friend threw a milkshake on his head. i will pick it
00:25:17
Speaker
was that before or after? Yeah. Motherfucker, I said don't come in my mouth. Here's a milkshake. It was during. It was during. Wow. noke Kink unlocked. Ding, ding.
00:25:31
Speaker
Oh, poor milkshake. I'm going to hit it was the strawberry? What were you going to say, Michael?
00:25:43
Speaker
What man? How you doing, girl? ah Thank you. Thank you, sis. Appreciate that. I'm still not as old as you. Mandy Hager.
00:25:55
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general terms.
00:25:59
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Mandy Gerson. The block button will be strong tonight. I'm just saying.
00:26:07
Speaker
Bring out the banner.
00:26:11
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Going to bring back block back mountain.
00:26:16
Speaker
Poor island. That's good. and why yeah that's funny that's that's like that's that's ah That's a throwback when I was way back in the day. Wow, that's been over 10 years ago. Fuck my life. I am getting old.
00:26:28
Speaker
I've been doing this streaming shit for a long fucking time on Periscope when people would act out of pocket and act sideways. They went to Blockback Mountain or Whore Island. and that's like Whore Island's my favorite. That's where they go to play a game of hide and go fuck yourself.
00:26:46
Speaker
Yeah. but i think i can play that again sorry sorry guys sorry sorry yeah
00:27:02
Speaker
see it's weird being a fucking chick on here and saying shit like you guys can say some stuff and i fucking can't you say whatever the hell you want does your mouth not work your vocal cords aren't produced the same time ah You know what the fuck I mean.
00:27:19
Speaker
Rules are for pussy. Make your own rules. you know Be unapologetic to yourself. ah pussy can take a one Don't hide who you are and present a false trait.
00:27:32
Speaker
Do things like rage quit and you know will drop fuck with shit and delete things like a punk ass. That type of shit. Just be yourself. Abandon somebody else and you know pick them up and then abandon them in another state Hours away. so they know He says, yeah mean he says good you can tell the boys to eat a dick too.
00:27:54
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ah Mandy, yes.
00:27:58
Speaker
I do, actually. i do, Mandy, tell that. No, I usually say suck a big toe. That's one of my big ones. Suck a big toe or eat my clit.
00:28:09
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But I don't, I'm keeping her covered.
00:28:15
Speaker
I know you don't want to hear that, but I don't give fuck.
00:28:19
Speaker
uh where is it where is it where is it where is it go suck a big toe yeah where you gotta go to do it the banners wait what where do you have to go to go to do it okay you suck a big toe why you gotta go to do it well you don't always have a big toe in front of you i mean unless you're sucking your own you don't constantly have big toes in front unless Unless you're sucking your own big toe.
00:28:51
Speaker
What am I going to go ask the neighbor? Maybe. They might be into it actually. Well, that one, not the other one. They're super Christian.
00:29:03
Speaker
Not going to get into that. No, actually, she might be more into it.
00:29:09
Speaker
Would you suck a big toe? Hell no. that's Really? Fuck no. Not even if it was like washed and everything. Like Sue's big toe.
00:29:21
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If she was like, I really want you to suck my big toe because I would love that. You wouldn't do it? Well, the cat can lick it.
00:29:34
Speaker
No, I'm not doing that. No, the cat can bite it. her case. Okay.
00:29:44
Speaker
all right like i don't even want to know your answer honestly the was great i said would you ever suck a big toe what up angel would i yeah don't know why why am i sucking a big toe because what it wants you to do it really really bad because they would love it We don't need a backstory.
00:30:10
Speaker
What is it, Walmart? I need a scenario. I need a whole ass scenario. I need a scenario. but a ah Okay, so she has steak on her toe. ah oh yeah tater so but buting a big toe ah Steak be yeah ah Vanilla ice cream, pumpkin pie, yeah. The toe's going in my mouth.
00:30:33
Speaker
but but that's like i away Sorry, the fat kid wins every time at the end of the day. peggy tales of the pussies
00:30:48
Speaker
Lazy Jedi coming in here. I mean, I'm not a toe guy by no means, and I'm not just willingly putting your foot in my mouth. It's not something that I strive for or want to do, but I mean.
00:31:02
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I will say i have had my toes suck one time, and it made me feel so uncomfortable. I'm like, no, I'm not into it.
00:31:14
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I'm not into it. It's weird. It's fucking weird.
00:31:20
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Why am I being told to check my phone? Why am I being yelled at to check my phone? MoDoll told me to check my phone.
00:31:32
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It's a dick pig. Gotcha. yeah's ready It's already done. Michael, I'm starting to do your fucking eyeball thing now. i'm like... Yeah. ah yeah This is the weirdest birthday party ever. Yeah.
00:31:48
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ah Robert Platinum up in the house. What up, dude? I'll send you link and you can copy and paste it to your email or whatever and then shoot it over to if you want to get on your laptop or or whatever the case may be. Robert Platinum in the fielding.
00:32:10
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This is the weirdest birthday party. I know, right? Jersey, I'm not here to King Shane. I'm going to say this. If you bring poops and poops in the bedroom, you're a monster. You don't belong in fucking public. Bye, Felicia.
00:32:21
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If you need to get down to the dogs. What up, man? What up, man?
00:32:30
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I'm kind of insulted by that Jedi. He was funny, sure. But I hate that you think i'm that ugly.
00:32:39
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Even if you try to come up, you're not coming up. I take my phone and it's taken care of, so stop yelling at me.
00:32:47
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I wasn't worried. I didn't think that was even an issue. I was actually just doing other stuff. Yeah. I was in there. Check your phone. Modal told me to check my phone. Somebody else told me to check my phone, I think.
00:33:01
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Sorry. I'm sorry. I need to do this. sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry i need to do this Get back in here where I were at. Where I was.
00:33:14
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Do that. There we go. And it's pinned. And it's pinned. Gotcha shit. I know what I'm doing. It's not my first time. don't like that. Not
00:33:27
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fan of that. Not a fan of that.
00:33:33
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<unk>m not a fan of that not a fan of that Brittany is... bes um Apparently Brittany has her back door locked and she's not letting anybody in tonight. so Oh, I... What? Exit only. shit yeah One job is to watch down at the bottom and let people in and she's like, nope.
00:33:59
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Nobody's getting... Because I'm reading the fucking comments, you dickhole. You dickhole. On the fucking screen.
00:34:09
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What's up, Mandy? How are you, love? Mandy, you need this panel under control, Mandy. They're out of control. totally got the dick shit mode out. Oh, if you expect me to control these crazy, no.
00:34:24
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Should I do this? Mandy, only hope. I like that you Oh honey not my circus Not my monkeys Just my clothes Mandy I am always so freaking happy When you show up Hold on clockwork I'm coming bro I'm coming I'm gonna do it I just didn't know love you guys Oh we got Bradley I was gonna ask if we should introduce Them or not Jedi's here Mandy's here Oh
00:34:59
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And now clockwork is here. Happy birthday, Greg. Happy birthday, Greg. How old are you? Happy birthday, bro. How old are you? I bet you're not old as I am. How old are you? I'm 24, and that's my story. 24, my ass. You're asking what your favorite show was.
00:35:13
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ah bet you're not as old as i am how oldgar i'm twenty four and that's my style you say the twenty four ah trying maybe wait here as you written the favorite show was Mandy ain't buying what you're selling. Fuck you, Bradley. That was actually kind of That smells funny, man. That smells a little off. I'm just saying. I'm going to say this. If you were sorry, you wouldn't have done it in the first place, dude.
00:35:38
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as It is the 20th anniversary of my 24th birthday. Jeez. He's really just plus handling. young.
00:35:52
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thesewimble hides and you're making me du mys i know yep okay i fuck your thing or yeah you're still yeah Yeah, he he's 24 and I'm his 29-year-old 110-pound sister.
00:36:09
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right yeah well all this Paint me like one of your anime girls. Yeah, I'm just saying. Angel, sorry. Brittany was supposed to let you in, but she's apparently not letting anybody in tonight.
00:36:27
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i i' busy Yeah, her back door is locked, if you haven't heard. oh yeah She's not even in the stadium. She and was. was.
00:36:38
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I got this. Wait, who the fuck is this? let's go on this you're going to be good i'm only okay at that Look at me. I got it. and James Ottawa, what's going on, bro? amy I got a song for that, man.
00:36:53
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I got a song. Hey, can you guess the song? You'll fucking know it because I'll put it in the background and The title will be there. Let's see if I can fix it.
00:37:04
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so seemcomp We have enough issues enough. with copy own vision alright fair enough every time I turn around that and that not not from the shows i do turn around then I do the copyright strike ah or around we have to check our video to 18 and over well that should already be sent we just got you a new copyright strike you can put it on your fucking trophy shelf yeah like god damn like it says 18 and over
00:37:39
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Not safe for work. Not suitable for your stupid ass children. Who the fuck is this? Share it with your grandma. that's but That one's in there too. We got BH in here.
00:37:51
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b h shouldn here Who the fuck are you? oh This is wrong show.
00:37:59
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ah holding the paper to no my but sorry don't get too high on that quicker pick her up Hi, Courtney. it's that reggie ah was that what that was news yeah i was that was good to ship yeah want us you want to sit down for a second i it smile room remain fire eight in the dot this is smart me and hi party
00:38:32
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This is Glick, Michael, Bradley Kears, Lazy Jedi, Rex, I don't really fuck know him, or James
Pop Culture and Music References
00:38:41
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Bond. The farther down the panel she goes, the ruder she gets. Yeah, I mean, that's fair. Everybody's iffy about me at first. Just ask Jedi. I know Rex.
00:38:53
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He's a good dude. He's a good dude. And he's got a song. I heard Rex was Oh, look.
00:39:02
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Are you trying to look like Bigfoot, James? Are you? I'm sorry. Brittany just felt up my boob and my son is yelling at me and my dog is humping my legs. Feel up the boob again. I missed it the first time.
00:39:15
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That's my girl right there.
00:39:19
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takement like that around me vb yeah that's my girl right there Well, you're feeling her up, obviously.
00:39:31
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I don't have any, so I gotta to feel them up whenever I can, you know? That's how I feel, too. Big boobs are overrated. brought me down some fucking chicken?
00:39:43
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Let's go. Boobies. Whoa. That's boob food. Let's GMOs make some Oh, gmo makes him grow no
00:39:57
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Is it good? and that bow dog I don't want to talk about this anymore. Two girls, four kids. The the the math is mathing on that one.
00:40:08
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britney One chicken, four kids. You can't bring something up and then when we take it across that line, go, I don't want to talk about it no more. I don't see so well. I didn't even see a lot. One chicken, four kids.
00:40:25
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ah Yeah.
00:40:29
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Look, when everybody says, see that line, don't cross it, I say, hold my beer. Exactly. I'm a habitual line crosser. I don't cross any lines.
00:40:42
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i just snort them. yeah yeah were and he comes in again. thanks Okay, you started talking about boobs and being felt up and you expect them not to come. What the hell, Brittany?
00:41:03
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I'm here for it. I'm here for it. Bring it. Bring it, dude. If you fuck me, will go. It's Glick's birthday surprise.
00:41:13
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If you fuck me, I will go. It's like Field field of Cream. Wait a minute. What? you already Don't worry about it, Rex.
00:41:27
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like yeah No, I misheard that. No, I don't think you did. Everybody wishes they misheard it. If you stroke them, they will come. All statements are considered opinions And this is where the Tito's comes in.
00:41:44
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and this is where the tietos comes in I was just yeah reading the disclaimer. You don't make me want to fucking drink. Cheers. Have a drink. on me you're noting me Yeah, you need something to make you want to drink.
00:42:03
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Okay. and you know made them idea answering you Shouldn't life just do that naturally? This panel makes me drink. yeah This is true. But his birthday, so let's give it to him. MoDog had a fever here for birthday.
00:42:19
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moves it up taste still freeze makes you want to drink yeah this is true why like yeah fish yeah simple hey but it's his birthday so let's give it yeah mo dog had come over here for his birthday And maybe I'll sing you a song if you'll let me. It's from the song. It's from the song.
00:42:43
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but Even with Dan Glick's birthday, if I did not mess with him a little bit, I swear to God, he'd think I was pissed at him. i would if If you didn't mess with me, I would either think you were pissed at me or dead.
00:42:55
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Or dead. i you a movie and Even if you were dead, you would come back from the dead just to fuck with me. Oh, yeah, dude, I'm so your dreams after I'm gone.
00:43:12
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That would be her version of heaven. That would be her version of heaven that's haunting the shit out of you. You almost got to sleep and bam, bam, bam. What was that?
00:43:24
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I really wish for that to happen. um I'm in his ear. I'm going to be in his ear. Sasquatch with the as score mean Oh, man. What are you doing? I'm going to lick clack with that tic-tac.
00:43:43
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I use the surface I can see it. Oh, man. Everybody needs fresh breath. Everybody needs breath. Yeah. Here's the only tic-tac that doesn't freshen the breath.
00:43:54
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I'll be in his ear. Don't do that while you're thinking about me. It's weird. Okay.
00:44:01
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it's weird
00:44:05
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As long as it's not right now. um mean,
00:44:12
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see, I know, i know the women on here want to say some shit like that. Say it. That would be hilarious. Oh, sweetheart. haven't had spill through since I was 18. We would all be on the fucking floor.
00:44:28
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I got two texts up here. Oh, wait, what? I appreciate you, brother. Just leave them by the door. You know the drill. yes Oh, I'll stand outside. If you not throw that motherfucking ball.
00:44:42
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you Sorry, y y'all. I'm watching football all the time. She's talking shit to the TV while I'm... And I realized I forgot to hit the mute before I chose shit on. Do you not even go near that button, Mandy. We need this in our lives. No shit.
00:45:05
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Hey, and Jedi, I applaud you, sir. Those hashtags in the YouTube chat, they were fucking genius. They were fucking genius. Way to go, Clockwork Rex.
00:45:17
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Recognize excellence, brother. Good job. Jedi does come up with good hashtags. Of hashtags. And we talk about that. yeah i mean I can think of some fucked up shit to say in chat, but Jedi got the hashtag, hashtag, what was the last one you put in? I go, that was the funniest one.
00:45:38
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They're fucking doing it. Do you know what's funny? When I first started hashtagging the shit out of everything, everybody's like, why are you hashtagging, bro? I'm like, because I like them.
00:45:49
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I fucking like them. It's actually pretty good. i it' Lazy Jedi versus Rex. Let's go. Go. Fight.
00:46:01
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Fight. you know fight a default I will hashtag at him and he will throw a song out there that reflects what he's doing. That's how we operate. That's Rex's thing, okay? He's got a song for everything. I got a song for that. You think I'm shitting you?
00:46:15
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Get out of here. I've seen it. I've seen it with my own fucking eyes and heard it with my own ears. I got a special song. Here we go. Hashtag Sasquatch Senile. Come up with a song for that. he's got one. For what? Hashtag Senile Sasquatch.
00:46:33
Speaker
For Glitch's birthday. Give me a minute. fast watch for no birthday he did give me a man I think I do, actually.
00:46:47
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I'm dodging all the hate. I'm like, Bob and Wee. Oh, no hate here, Glick. love what you say i like bob and we oh no hate here greg It's all love,
00:47:02
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a haters king if you don't stop moving yeah like this work the neck like this you never keeps me slipping bobing we bobin lee Bob and suck. Bob and suck.
00:47:16
Speaker
Oh, mother fucker. Hey, hey, hey. I said, I done said earlier, we're not putting our personal lives out there like that, all right? What you do on Friday nights is between you and your random son. Getting off the chain a little bit, floating like a butterfly, stinging like a glick.
00:47:37
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Nine out of ten grannies approved. nine out of ten grannies approved The other granny approves of Bradley Cares. No, I don't have one for C now. You're bringing it onto that hairline for dear life, man.
00:47:58
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You trying to kill me, Glick? God damn it. Ran away from the fire station. Yeah, Jeff hanging on to that few hair no god that know hairline no hairline to hang on to.
00:48:13
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My shit is smooth. and This went great. I got mad. I was like, son of a bitch, I should shave you. ah if it was you have to shave two hairs off quick yes michael i have all this gray and it's because of the last four years of this podcast like the camera has two i can think of at least three names that have put that gray in your hair that ain't got shit to do with the podcast
00:48:44
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The nonsensical network has turned into the weakest link. Oh, my God. There's a cat. See, now, this is a birthday stream.
00:48:57
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All right. I got you. I got a Sasquatch song for you. I got a Sasquatch song for you. Uh-oh. Here we go. oh Let me put it backstage.
00:49:08
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It's a lyrics video. It won't get you a strike, but, you know, enter at your own risk. So, if it, What up Johnny Bones? We got Angel and Johnny Bones. Here's Johnny.
00:49:22
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Here's Johnny. Surprise. Surprise. What? This is so much. We got a whole ass panel. That's what I'm talking about. Where the fuck is my wife? Are you asking Jedi that question, Brittany? No, you.
00:49:39
Speaker
yeah you asking je i that question brittanney know you Like, do you have gray stripes in your poops, too? I hate something. I just you this five minutes ago.
00:49:53
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Don't ask questions or start a conversation that you don't want answers to. And the answer is yes. Conversation, got it. Yes, and, yes, and.
00:50:06
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know reality ask for everyone else, not for my own information. and well Yes, and is not as bad as yes, but.
00:50:20
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Yes, but. Yes, but. yeah Yeah. Shit doesn't go sideways. yeah No, it's worse than your surprise in person. That's when you know shit's going sideways. doing something.
00:50:34
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Dude, I need to drink some more. Alright, I got the Bigfoot song backstage. yeah ah Glick can present it or. Fuck with that. because It's just it's just. Here you go. What? I
00:51:01
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We're getting canceled for sure. Maybe not. oh we were attempt to get
00:51:19
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oh yes oh my god hey i know that shirt
00:51:35
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yeah that so hey i know that sure
00:51:44
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this is flame so you mean what Why you stop it? Oh my God. going to get some kind of post it on YouTube about it.
00:51:56
Speaker
are and and in a Hit that copyright mark. But I need that. I need that. And I will and i will figure out how to reconfigure it. i send it to um go Here's the link no link to the video.
00:52:08
Speaker
And we won't get copywritten for it. Alright, I'm going put it in a private chat. This is the the link to the video. If you can figure out how to do it, there you go.
00:52:20
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Yeah, I like that song. I like, what was the name of the band he was in that did Cop Killers? No, that was Ice-T, not Ice-Q, wasn't it? Ice-T was in NWF.
00:52:33
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was was an individual
00:52:38
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Yeah. Was that Cop Killer? um Yeah. No, it was, um hang on. Cop Killer. It was his metal band. It was Ice Cube's metal band. I'm Jay Pan. You call me Godzilla.
00:52:52
Speaker
In the jungle. They call me King Kong. Oh, Ice Cube. Ice Cube. Yeah, that's what you hear about. You played ping pong? Yeah, Ice Cube's metal band. Body Count.
00:53:05
Speaker
The name of the band was Body Count. and that's not ice cubes i see they did the uh soundtrack i met ice team in england when i was 15. wait what no yeah i'm off with the tutuello he was at the hotel that i was dwell out of fan tutu well was go he plays but ah you take you um I'm going to arrest you.
00:53:39
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Oh, dude. brick Ice Cube, when I went to Louder Than Life, Ice s Cube was one of the main... Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. Louder Than Life in Kentucky. Yeah, that's where he was. Dude, were we at Were you at the one with Guns N' Roses?
00:53:54
Speaker
Yes. Yes. what way No No way. Holy shit. a coincidence. ah That's more than a That was destiny. and We were both...
00:54:12
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then they started to glick started channel and then he brought hundred thousand people there what a coincidence we were both you good
00:54:23
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yeah Why are you doing that? Why are know why it was a name mother something like this and thought Well, I just think it's real funny that he he made that song.
00:54:38
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He made that song Cop Killer and then he went on TV and played a cop for like whatever. yeah for like decade He killed and then took place.
00:54:49
Speaker
Every time making up, six. The comedian, the comedian, has an excellent bit about Ice-T on NCIS or whatever it is he's on. You gotta talk about it. He used to be the head writer for- Ironic.
00:55:03
Speaker
Ironic. don't Great, great bit. He talks about NWA on- I don't think it's NCIS. You'll get It's it's fucking funny.
00:55:14
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um I arrest molesters. um Officer Tutu. Okay. Okay. you know yeah oh you if you molest, I will arrest. order.
00:55:26
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ah like ah so bomb start up when yo oh um officer to to olla um po that but at work pull and order Good call, Benji.
00:55:47
Speaker
Don't fault another fucker for getting yeah most a paycheck. Throw enough money at me, man. They ain't no telling what I do. I'm just saying.
00:55:59
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You throw enough money at me? Hey, it's got to be more than 30 pieces of silver, though. I'm just saying. Where are you from, Rex?
00:56:11
Speaker
from where are you from rex my name's officer appalachia he's really start on that appalachian mountains of ah appalach my appleach dash apple action and be fucking slapping my name's officer appalachia Hey, look, I can find you some moonshine that'll set you on fire. You'll drink it in spontaneous.
00:56:38
Speaker
You need to bring me some of that shit. that's your I'll see you tomorrow because I'm real close to you. I'm ready to set myself on fire fucking Richard Pryor style, bro. Let's go. He'll be burned down the street like a... He's already glowing. How the hell is he on fire?
00:56:59
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Before I do it, I'm going to yell flame on. Oh, hell yeah. but you You have to. I don't think you have to tell anybody you're flaming. That's a fucking move, Bradley. That's a fucking move. I also yelled that right before I had gay sex.
00:57:16
Speaker
Wait, what? Oh, man. Flame on. oh you can Say it again. Say it again. lamor I said I didn't think he had to tell anyone he was flaming. Say it louder the people that take it in the back.
00:57:30
Speaker
Back it up. Beep, beep, beep. That's Glick. Back that up with some Denny lotion. He's getting some backdoor birthday wishes right now. Oh. that's g gluck back that what are you d yeah some of that he's getting some backdoor birthday wishes right now oh because he's so giant, you know, the beep, beep thing. He had to clean the pipe again. yeah call Hashtag.
00:58:00
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mean I have a song about being gay if you'd like to hear that. can skip over that one. Okay. My show I'm going to leave that one out.
00:58:13
Speaker
Thank you. No. No. Thank you. It's a sensitive song. We got to save it for if Skylar shows up. If Skylar shows up, you can play it. I don't need to hear a song about you. Sing it to him.
00:58:27
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Yeah, that'll be awesome. Yeah. you so much well sarahranade and johnny I no idea what the fuck's happening. of but the all that's happening is that we appreciate you're here i same up there Imagine if all of us were in one room.
00:58:52
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I think if all of us were in one room together, the world with p talking inlode and it would We had to figure out who killed Bradley with candlestick.
00:59:04
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we had to figure out who killed bradley but candletic he um cles yeah Look, I'm just going come clean on that right now. It's Colonel Musker and a dildo in showers. It's the Del Casse show in Cuba. That's your self-friendly. With a militia. Oh, my bad.
00:59:20
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Sometimes it doesn't have to happen, okay? I'm just saying. It was Bradley with himself in a noose. I don't know. I don't know how they died. You know, weekend activities.
00:59:34
Speaker
All right, Leslie. I have a family thing that I have to drive to early in the morning, so am getting ready. Y'all have fun You don't need family. I know. You guys are so much more fun than my family. but We you,
00:59:54
Speaker
bye guys man you and see good night man mandy sorry for me and all my shit tried to with my shit fucking dog okay i will do some shit was sorry i need be doing it but um sorry for me and apologize to me personally now fuck you did you took me how much tried to fuck with my shit fuck
01:00:22
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well oh but what i mean oh oh yeah want to play name that team
01:00:33
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if y'all were in one room you like wouldn't have to oh it be called um yeah then people no brain cells yeah be the nonce hotel room that's fair
01:00:48
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ah y like yeahall want to play name that team no Since it can't do further than 20, then it wasn't. Well, who was that smell? Can't you smell that smell? Who was smell? I one of my friends die of that shit.
01:01:12
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So, yeah, I know what it means. Cheers. Cheers. I have no idea. Cheers. Everybody knows your name.
01:01:23
Speaker
yeah Norm! Oh, wait. I got a chicken. hu That was quick. ah you Do you want salmonella? Yes.
01:01:35
Speaker
Okay. finished Meat release. Preferably, if it takes me out fast. I don't think it does. I think it's going to be painful. Yeah, you'll like puke your guts out for like two days.
01:01:47
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It's not nice. She's got one job, bro. She's got one job, one job, this pitch. What's up? MoDog. MoDog. MoDog. what so da and bailin What's going on? go Oh, bro, dog. Cheers, motherfucking cheers. Cheers, fuckers. here Happy birthday, Glick, you sexy bastard.
01:02:13
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o Yeah, like you, bro, dog. That means a lot coming from you. I'm still waiting for you. I thought you were making me a birthday cake out of the males. yeah but it's It's on the OnlyFans, Britt. You know how it is, man.
01:02:29
Speaker
and toda where's my Where's my purple crayon birthday cake that you promised me? It's in his pants. Yeah, it's in my pants. yeah You gotta blow it out. I was hoping it was that. said you gotta blow it out.
01:02:42
Speaker
but no sp ah je z There's my handsome man. She got Mo Dog on the panel. She's happy. What up, boo?
01:02:53
Speaker
What up, boo thang? mean Y'all need to get a fucking room again. Y'all need to get a fucking room. Shut up, slore. Ain't no thing but a fucking chicken wing. You're on my panel. well yeah jersey I'm sorry, Jedha. I didn't mean to interrupt your rap.
01:03:09
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I thought I made it clear whose channel this was earlier. Do I have to reiterate whose channel this is again? Everybody's getting booted from Nonsensical Network tonight, motherfuckers. like so the King Tong ain't got shit on Glick. Okay? no like this kiss and ask je i that is what i got i sas watchtch ass okay I don't know of herpagana syphilis I would get from that.
01:03:38
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fucking love saying that Jedi. Oh my god. You're my boy. yeah maybe next Maybe next week. Okay, well, you need the interview at the Lazy and Chama show. I want his days to be a real boy.
01:03:51
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That hurts my feelings. That hurts my feelings, James. Yeah. also i need to talk you Well James it was good seeing you man Take care
01:04:01
Speaker
um you All the weakest link Goodbye Wally You're not taking on light tonight motherfucker Watch what you said He don't sound nothing like Harley dude Fuck squid games We got glit games going on Twaddle what the fuck you been up to man Nothing too much James good to see you brother ah yeah you jo You don't mean that, Johnny. i think Appreciate you, man. and Appreciate you, Sig. I'll be there, Wally. i'll be ill I'll slide in and check it out. nobody but strong here Is Sean here?
01:04:41
Speaker
But I'm the birthday boy and I'll do whatever I want. Is Sean in the background? Or is he just in the chat? he shown in the background or you just in the chat No, he's not. You're fired. Damn it.
01:04:57
Speaker
Hashtag gone, motherfucker. I'll just not me anybody backstage. I'll only ask because I can't see. if anybody pops in, feel free to pop me off. I'll just hang out in the background.
01:05:10
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Yeah, anyone can feel free to pop me off, too. Don't fucking threaten me with any time. Temptation is there. Somebody... Who took off his shot collar?
01:05:27
Speaker
Was it a good for you as it was for me? It was better, but you came back. You can have the candles, just not my man. Sounds like he's my man now.
01:05:38
Speaker
Bitch. Who is this? We're going to have some foxy boxing to see who gets Sergeant Moda. Foxy boxing. oh Live at midnight. that still replie It's going to be titillating.
01:05:53
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Okay, this is your birthday game. I hate this. like we play I like the set up. I'll play. Bradley, don't do the thing. Don't do the thing because you're ruining it for me. Keep doing the thing. You're going to make Jedi lose his boner, man.
01:06:10
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um yeah I wouldn't want to do that. Why are you giving away the man's secret? yeah He's married. It's already fucking gone. not That's how I stay married. I keep it going.
01:06:23
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He says he's married, but he never fucking spends time with his wife. so i call line know pills He's on rhino pills or fucking honey.
01:06:33
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You're so good at it, Blake. Happy birthday. know. I've been practicing. Happy birthday, man. yeah know I got a big head, but goddamn, my head's like three times the size everybody else's. What fuck the fuck? Wait, what is that? that' a bio melon here yeah damn oh yeah got over the chest Ohio
01:06:57
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dude you know fucking mountain will put the fuck out of here seriously of good Paranormal and cryptic is my is my world. And you guys did that bullshit show on cryptids. And I'm like, you motherfuckers.
01:07:08
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Dude, I know all. Which one is all I talk about? Hey, Glenn, happy birthday. That was one idea. Hidden agenda. What Scotto?
01:07:20
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Scotto's in the building. Scotto, Terry. Scotto. why we have They tried to force work out of the nonsense. Scotto. I have a soldier saying, Scotto. If I tried, it would have gotten done. Don't have been happening. No, leave it the way it is.
01:07:36
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leave it the way it is Y'all put all of us on fucking big screen. This is pretty much the same thing. There you go. Birthday boy. boy. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. One tiny year, Sasquatch causes for a photo. And where's the cat?
01:07:52
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two one time gas watch call there where' a cat My favorite is I'll put the screen. Bradley's top of the chicken. where no Nobody's going to sing happy birthday.
01:08:06
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What a shitty panel. I just did it. yeah james James, you got to lead the song. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. happy birthday but how about be today that's like ah i try to do something but you know but up yeah other fucking
01:08:35
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hello oh
01:08:42
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That was actually pretty fucking good. That was That was good. Good on you, Bradley. Good on you, bro. Come on, Bradley. Cheers. That was Bradley? Yeah. right, fine, Bradley. Jedi's got his boner back.
01:08:57
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Cheers. You sang like two weeks ago. Back in Better Than Ever. know what? You know what? I'll give you some props. He plays guitar and he can sing.
01:09:12
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not Look, Angel, we don't we don't do any Bradley pumping up here, goddammit. What the fuck are you doing? I'm just saying. We literally try to tear him down every show. That's why we have your eyes show where we pump Bradley.
01:09:23
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Just a little Bradley. That's 1999 a minute. Y'all, we don't want to get told if we're mixing a commit suicide, okay? He made a comeback. Let Bradley sing his gorgeous or opra what What is it called? Oprah? Oprah, honey. Oprah.
01:09:47
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ah I love you. I was going to ask what the fuck Oprah was, man. You get a cat, you get a cat. thought he was going to sing her theme song or some shit. That wasn't bad. I'll give you Bradley Caris. Thank you. I'll give you that, Bradley Caris. Thank you. I'll give you that, Bradley Caris.
01:10:01
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the I practice like a library. We can stop now, though. I practice in a library. We know you say library, not library. Shut the fuck up. Library.
01:10:13
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Right after you get done eating that busketty, man. I know it's a place where you can go pick books, but books aren't berries.
01:10:25
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It's not a library. It's a library. Why does berry always die? what Go pick some blackberries there. Okay. I used to have a blackberry.
01:10:37
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why like dober that is what Blueberry? Raspberry? but Yeah. Are you talking about pancakes? and Not yet.
01:10:49
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Canceled. I don't know who threw the canceled up there, but that was awesome. Michael Collins said. Yeah, that was great. One time I got a speed... Damn it. Sorry.
01:11:04
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Yeah, no, don't. Just like... No, I was going to say, one time I got a technical speed reading in the library. See? You fuckers went and did it, man. Got him onf i got him fired up now.
01:11:15
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yeah chicken The chicken's going to come out in a fucking minute, man. Look, you reach for it right now. See? See? Go sit in the for a second, happy.
01:11:27
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Here comes the green stare. Oh, yeah. I can't do the hot part. I ain't laying standing. Okay. Oh, I hear the harp.
01:11:40
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That was not a harp. It's a harp. It's a harp. It's a harp Monica. I should get a harp. was a har monica
01:11:53
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no More cowbells. More cowbells. No. not Ding, ding, ding. No. Fucking Canadians, man. Fucking Canadians. What the fuck? Who's a Canadian in here? yeah I don't those Canadians at real. This is a Canadian quick zone guy.
01:12:18
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That's what? like saw i' love her chicken pipe I didn't say oh yeah this going about five thousand's goingnna go tonight I'll pick on Canada canada every fucking day a week, Britt.
01:12:31
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You may as well. They're not real people. Exactly. Michael doesn't believe that they're real people, so it's fine. They're not real people. They're not. im indian i'm not Canadians just like prostitutes and the homeless are not real people.
01:12:46
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just They're not even real, bro. Canada's not even a real place. What the fuck is a moose? but now they oh You got a moose in my house.
01:12:58
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How could you say you don't like mooses? My best friend is a squirrel. I see a design fucking weed plant right there. That's a pretty good boy when I was doing that. Yeah, but I love hockey.
01:13:11
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I do love hockey. don't like German women. Tonsil hockey. Okay. That's pretty good, too. Goal! Oh, yeah. that's pretty good too go oh yes We're just fucking Wiggy James. You know that.
01:13:26
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We know you're real, man. Well, if you're going to flip me off, fuck you, man. It's not even a real middle finger, MoDog. I'm not a puppet. I'm a damn real boy. I'm a real boy. Your nose just grew.
01:13:46
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Nice penis. Look at that, Johnny. exactly yeah Put that ball back in the building. There he is. What up, Johnny? What the fuck have I been doing?
01:13:57
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Blame Canada. We are doing Blame Canada. Did you get buggered for your birthday, man? What does that mean? Hashtag calling the city. blame canada we are doing ladies can like did you get did you get buggered for your birthday man ooh are what does that mean hashtag power clinton He knows what it means. i got a bugger zo i have what shirt for Are you walking a little?
01:14:24
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ah Share with the rest of the class. no no no i've got No, and know I've got it. If y'all remember this dude that we're around, did you have a blanket party for your birthday there, Glick?
01:14:40
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He wasn't on that network, Eric. He don't know what you're talking about. Okay, fair enough. Good. I think it's best that don't know what he's talking about. Yeah, exactly. You don't. You don't want to know. Is it a blanket party where everyone goes out and you can do things?
01:14:56
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i think it's that' that i don't know what he's talking about yeah exactly you don't yeah you don't want we we need to know don know's happening isn it a blanket party we have but everyone goes utterly few things Well, yeah you ain't got to talk about it on YouTube. Unless to. unless you like playing down a lot You can't talk about
Documentary and Humorous Anecdotes
01:15:19
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that on YouTube. but Blanket parties are a special thing you don't speak about. ah it's It's kind of like the things you did when you were a kid. do you ever When you were a kid, you ever in class have a big parachute you lift up the parachute and somebody goes running underneath it? Oh, you were Catholic.
01:15:32
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You were a Catholic. you did yeah that's exactly That's exactly what a blanket party is. right call yeah dutch ah dutch shoing you're a hundred yeah when you get out the When you get out of the blanket party, you don't tell your parents.
01:15:46
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Don't tell anybody. What do you mean your parents don't tell anybody? Tell me you've not been in the military without telling me you've not been in the military. Show me on the puppet where he touched you. Oh, you had a lot of blanket parties in the military. Just the fuck ups. Just the fuck tarts.
01:16:04
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Wait, Brittany, what did you do This one time I said watch. What's the movie? I mean, all that. um Full metal jacket. Would you just call me? Did you call me an asshole?
01:16:18
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Sometimes. Yes. Fair enough. Full metal jacket. What about full metal jacket? Watch the movie and you'll figure out what it was. Your days of finger banging Mary Jane rotten crotch through her pretty pink panties are over.
01:16:32
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That was a mouthful line from the movie. My God, you're so ugly. You could be a modern art masterpiece. That was the only time somebody has ever said that to Brad. I got it.
01:16:45
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i'm almost embarrassed yeah if you've not If you've not seen the movie, I highly recommend you watch the first 35 minutes of it. Full metal there. That's really about to make a mess for that one.
01:16:56
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Outside of that, it's so good. Yeah. Brittany. Hi. What's poppin'? I said hi. Hi. He killed himself on the shitter.
01:17:11
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there peter fin Yeah, that's it. There we go, Brittany. There we go. And Jedi's heart again. Yep. I need to start charging for this shit.
01:17:20
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is that a joke there we go brittanney there we go wrote to thirty five about you man jedi's hard again yeah this is my rifle marching for this um This is my rifle. This is my gun. this Glick is just rubbing in some lotion. I wonder someone can do this with her fucking brain.
01:17:42
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You know what comes next, don't you, Jedi? We're getting the big news of the subscribers and our OnlyFans after this. You're not that bad at it. when you Do it again.
01:17:54
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Do it again. Oh, fuck yeah. lazy Jedi Glick about to fuck that hat off, man. Absolutely. Brittany, again, don't ask questions you're not ready for the answers for. I'm always ready for the answers.
01:18:10
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But are you... I'm always ready for the answers. Especially with Red Man. Yeah. Another cop. This is Clint's birthday. Motherfuckers, let's go. His birthday yesterday. It's not his birthday. It was yesterday. It's not even... Okay, it's not his birthday. He's not even wearing his birthday suit. Okay. Take your shirt off.
01:18:34
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Take your shirt off. I vote for taking your shirt off. Who else votes for taking your shirt off? I vote shirt off. That sounds pretty gay, Rick.
01:18:46
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I don't care. if you're if you're not on camera, you don't get any say-so. Just saying. Fair enough. There was a vote. I've known Rick for a year now. have no fucking idea what that dude looks like.
01:18:59
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there was a vote beside i've known rex for a year now i have no fucking idea what that dude looks like
01:19:06
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i've look look back through my lives there are times that i was on cam no it's not like i've never been on cam i don't do it now prove it because my internet is shit What does that do with you i have to do with the internet?
01:19:25
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My internet provider made my face look this way. What the fuck are you still doing in the library, man? My internet provider is yeah i'll live in the middle of that work I hope you're getting a discount, Bradley.
01:19:37
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yeah yeah You guys ever watch that series on Netflix, The Whites of West Virginia? The Wild Wonders of Whites of West Virginia. they were all bar stuff like yeah all of his one know i live in No, but i will now,
01:19:55
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great document What is it? The Wonderful Whites of West Virginia? The Wild Wonderful Whites of West Virginia. The Wild Wonderful Whites of West Virginia. Hold Hold on. That's not what you think it is. You can't unsee it. I can imagine.
01:20:10
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I can imagine. It's awesome. Your imagination is not enough. I'm telling you. You are not. Jersey. Jersey. Write that shit down so we can watch it. He knows. not prepared for this. Okay. Wait. Doesn't somebody like try to do drugs while they're in the hospital or like giving birth in a hospital and they kick them out or something? They're trying to have pills at their side table or something.
01:20:30
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makes yes oh alert you're getting you're giving birth to hospitals where you need to be, so why would they kick them out? No, yeah no they weren't not not the good kind of drugs. and bad drugs. They're trying to do bad drugs in the hospital. i can't remember it.
01:20:45
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I also remember a scene where somebody's like dancing and singing on a picnic table, and it was pretty funny, but I don't remember what they were singing. Is this your family? Is this your family? Just don't know. It is. That's my brother, my brother, Cletus.
01:20:58
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Come on. Fuck you, Dave. Is that the show with your uncle daddy on it?
01:21:04
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Yeah. My daddy grandpa. Daddy grandpa? Daddy grandpa.
01:21:11
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My uncle sister. Hmm? Your uncle's trans? Yeah. My uncle and this is my uncle and Sheila.
01:21:25
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ah know you sort You know what's weird though? If you combine them, it's your ankle. yeah Yeah, I saw that. I saw that. Appreciate you, man. I appreciate you. Thanks for coming on me. Do me favor. I'll leave up a little bit.
01:21:38
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The rest of us want to get laid sometime, all Dude, you just got married. If you're already not getting laid, fuck, man. He did last night.
01:21:50
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It's just my wife's son. You're a handsome fella. Brittany was in the corner videotaping. She knows it happened. Motherfucker got married on a Saturday and was beating off on Sunday, man. What the fuck? What the fuck? That's the Lord's Day.
01:22:02
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scott i day Married a religious woman. She didn't want to do it on the Sabbath. Last week. sorry about ah ted i becoming Super
01:22:15
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chase not Never mind. I'm not saying. i got a bear i just I just got a very special birthday message from Scotto. So suck it, bitches. Oh, boy. Wait, isn't that what his birthday message was? He sucked it?
01:22:30
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And nine out ten grandmas approve. I love That's my Scotto. I love me some Scotto. Scotto sends you a dick pic and it takes like four texts, man.
01:22:42
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laughing i you the first commercial limit It takes good hung like a mule deer, man. Oh, I don't. yeah That's that WMD that Bush was looking for. Once it goes limp, you can jump rope with it.
01:22:59
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And I can't even get him into that because he's gay. So it's like, fuck. Right? yeah so or You doing? You can shave your head. Being gay means have no sense of humor.
01:23:11
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but do What? Does being gay make you have no sense of humor? what are you saying? You can't fuck with him, does it? o No. I'm still going to fuck with him. You better. Well, she's going to fuck with him, but she can't fuck with him. you know Fuck with him. exactly Exactly.
01:23:28
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I want to sing him a song. have song that's for good. Scott is the coolest gay guy you'll ever fucking meet, man. Oh, Scott is like Yeah, he's... I like name. 10 at 10, Grandpa's approval. I'll see you all linked to the whites in the podcast. Yep, I got it. I'm copying it right now.
01:23:48
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Scotto made the butthole cool again. Yeah, that's the show. Copying it. Sending it to Jersey. also makes them warm government and into new jersey that way we we go We can watch that shit together and be like, I saw that motherfucker on panel.
01:24:07
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I saw that motherfucker on panel. He doesn't have the nails for it because his nails are pointy. So like, You got to be careful with that. You can puncture a colon with them motherfuckers. Believe it or not. Or get rid of some call-ups, one of the two. Women can do it. I've seen women with long nails. Believe it or not, I've seen a lot of porn.
01:24:33
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and usually oh We believe it. We believe everything you just said. Okay. I see them fingering until the cows come home and they don't get hurt. So, you know.
01:24:46
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Wait, what? There's women with very long nails and I've seen them in lesbian scenes and they're fingering away. Just, you know, all the live long day. Yeah, you know the you know the real... They're retractable though.
01:24:57
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they have short nails. Oh, Brittany, your nails are pretty. I like that color. That is gorgeous. Yeah. Put your fucking nails down. You're not Scott. over here Nobody wants to stop. Shut up, Glick.
01:25:14
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I want to see you. He's going to come in to make you look sad, but don't do it. He is. It's still pretty color. Yeah, Scott, it get the fuck up here, man.
01:25:25
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It's nice. I like that. I got a special song I want to sing to you. Oh, boy. That's when we were hanging out. Am I going to have to drop him out like fucking Megan? No. It should be all right. He's doing fine.
01:25:42
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He's doing fine. I was much drunker last time. I feel bad about that. i yeah That is true. That is true. Oh, my God. it am it is Much more drunk is the way you say that.
01:25:54
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Much more drunk, not drunker? oh no. I'm just a drunkard. Oh, my God. when you're drunk it's funner mental like god and drunk your tell me reard i learned that in the library i like it special i have a song about that too don't you be biting off rex's fucking catchphrases okay i if you're okay with it
01:26:28
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Here it comes. it comes. um He's actually really good. I'm so excited for this. you're okay with it, can Bradley Karras sing his song? What song? do What is it about, first of all?
01:26:42
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um Fingers and buttholes. Or can do rire do a special song. you are You are the keeper of the of the door. Because you're a slore. you la you're there You're the door slore.
01:26:56
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if you are a she Hashtag door slore. Brock let him fucking sing the other day and play guitar. All right, we're not singing the song, Bradley Carey. What, Brittany? You let them You cannot sing Taylor Swift. You just cannot.
01:27:14
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You are held accountable for whatever they do, just so you know. That's a lot of pressure. you You might be the next weakest link, Brittany. You better be careful. It's a sweet song. That's why I'm the boss.
01:27:26
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I want to do my special. Well, thank God for that. I wrote when i was going to the Godfather. I like that. Michael called me the du Godfather the last couple days. I like that. The Godfather Network, dude.
01:27:36
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Yeah, he's trying to kiss your ass. He doesn't get that fucking axe, bro. You come to me on my birthday and you ask me a favor? By the way, all the unemployed streamers apply it to Lazy and Shama Show. If we can use you, we will. Right, Godfather?
01:27:52
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Hey, coming to you better than coming on. ah Yeah, The Godfather. Yeah. Or was that too? Or was that too? what You know what? you know i'll take this I'll take responsibility for Bradley on this one because now my curiosity is being... and I said rock that I'm seeing last time. Fair enough, I'll show that. I'm going to give you the big stage. going to give you the spotlight.
01:28:16
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but But if you if you you cross the line. You say something you ain't supposed to, you're dropped. i'm I'm pulling the trigger. um ah My finger's on the trigger. And it better be fucking good.
01:28:29
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Johnny, are you braiding your fucking beard, man? What are you doing? No, no, no. We're talking about Bradley right now. Shut up, man. um i'm gonna i'm gonna take full responsibility of this one and i don't i'm probably gonna regret this i have a feeling i'm gonna regret this no no it's when i wrote this when i was going through a hard time my wife had left me and the worst thing about it is that i had a daughter and she just didn't know why mommy wasn't around anymore so i wrote her a little lullaby you were never married you don't have kids hey this is this not getting ah this is If we play this song backwards, we get our wife back, we get our kids back, we get our house back. Hang on, let Jedi take his pants off. Hang on.
01:29:17
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just for you No guitar? Hush, little girl. Sweet, sweet baby, don't cry tonight. There's Steven Lynch fucking bitch. Busted, busted, canceled motherfucker.
01:29:34
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ah Yeah, yeah that' that's on me. That's on that's on me, Brittany. Good job. Let's play a game hiding the fuck yourself. That it Stephen Lynch. Yeah, Stephen Lynch was fucking awesome, man.
01:29:47
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i used to watch this shit all the time. for me guys That's my point. I wanted to give him a chance. I really did. i i thought he would be better. hit the wrong button. Honestly, from that like opera shit that he did for your birthday song, I thought he would be better, but no. Oh, wait a minute.
01:30:06
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You go thinking again. There's the problem. Hey, is Stephen Lynch still around, Michael? Is he still around? Is he still doing his shit? right Who's that? Stephen Lynch. I haven't seen him in forever. I haven't seen a live comedy other than my shows in years and years. not beginning your life i whole year yeah
01:30:28
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I've been your friend for like a year, and I still have yet to see your live comedy. Yeah. Yeah. If you guys don't know who Stephen Lynch is, go check him out. yeah i lost even like Fucking hilarious, man.
01:30:39
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um that man My favorite song is D&D. Yeah. yeah Yeah, that's up there.
01:30:48
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That's a great one. what we need the deal Another one is what was that? What was that? Fred or something like that? Yeah. yeah yeah special no Special Ed. That was a good one. I did like that one.
01:31:05
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So y'all know who he is. That's good. yeah yeah I like the comedian. Yeah, know who yeah like stephen lin he Lynch and Rodney Carrington. Steven Lynch is on tour.
01:31:17
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He's got his latest album out on his website. Nice, nice. Oh, shit. is he coming on You don't quit doing something you're amazing at. Yeah, I just haven't seen the dude in probably like, fuck, 10 plus years, man.
01:31:31
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Hush little Bradley don't you cry round one first bring him back again whenever you want to allow him she looked then wouldve got it by my wife the intro that i was
01:31:50
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alright it was me hang on i got a song hush little bradley don't she cry Whatever have you do, don't sing again. He'll look right before he comes on panel.
01:32:03
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The gay song I was talking about is also a Stephen Lynch song. That's what I was going to do, too. I was going to do the gay song. You were just going to steal it. Get up here hang out with those big songs. You misspelled it, Jedi. You're fucked up. Yeah. It's not bedtime yet. I'll show you corrections. Fuck you. and Why are we looking at a bottle of alcohol? Rubbing alcohol. pretty sure that's rubbing alcohol.
01:32:26
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Keeping me honest. Yeah, i i'm just and I'm just sitting here watching Johnny groom himself, man. It's like watching fucking monkeys at the zoo, man. Look at that hair, though. Are okay, Johnny?
01:32:37
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You know what? He doesn't get a lot of time. He's running a country, okay, guys? Right? i' not maybe so presentable ah Yeah, continue, man. we didn't We didn't mean to interrupt your grooming session, man.
01:32:51
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I didn't even see it was man Was he licking the back of his wrist? and then fucking No. not chat He was like picking bugs out and eating them and shit. That's the only source of protein in Cuba.
01:33:08
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and bradley If that's a serious question, I use this shit. Okay. so Some people use earwax. But that's what we're talking about. Yeah. Slightly disturbing. Slightly. Slightly.
01:33:20
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fuck yourself with the fuck slightly disturbing it's like better slightly right slightly yeah i don't know what It is disturbing.
01:33:35
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Earwax tastes too good to waste on your mustache. just yeah so What the fuck? Now that is slightly disturbing. I don't know who's putting what in your body to make your earwax taste like that. but He uses that on his mustache and he uses that to masturbate.
01:33:55
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No, you do not want to use this on your... No. Would your pubes turn into a snidely whiplash? No, I spit my hand and use sand when I masterpeak. This would seal the whole shit. Do it like a man, god damn it.
01:34:10
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This shit would seal the whole shit. love learn that I scream anguers at my dick the whole fucking time. Motherfucker, you're getting hard. general oh You want it to revolt so that you can put down the revolt. Cheers, guys.
01:34:29
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Cheers. right Cheers. I can forget all of that conversation. Sometimes. Oh, Brittany, the night is young. Wait, wait just wait.
01:34:40
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I'm going to look up Handlebar Pug. I don't know about that. Shut the fuck up. My child, don't tempt him.
01:34:53
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we can almost camera on name What if that was the new trend? Instead of a landing strip, women just had... Don't be fucking mad because he can have a fucking mustache and you can't fucking grow on patches.
01:35:06
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know you didn't, Angel. guys i did. Don't be mad too, Jedi. Just call me Patch Adams. Fuck off, Angel.
01:35:16
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No, no, no, no. Angel, I will kick your ass out of here because I will stick up for Lazy Jedi all day. Oh, yeah. oh Oh, my God. Johnny out.
01:35:28
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I thought you were going to take your side. I'm having Johnny out. Jedi, do you ever get tired of women sticking up for you? I deserve this. Never. Just stick for yourself in a while.
01:35:38
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It's my favorite. This took me about a good 10 years to manicure, okay? It looks good, Johnny. god you that good credit yeah amazing I appreciate that. that.
01:35:54
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yeah I wouldn't hate you, Johnny. I was giving you props, man. Once again, I appreciate it. No worries. He doesn't want your militia to invade his house. That's right. We aware you know anybody invades my house i'm not allowed to speak on what's gonna happen no not your house cuba's like the fight club and oh and sometimes you just have to doesn't joe dirt have a beard like me like what happens in johnny's dungeon watch joe dirt this morning that's fucking hilarious have you all seen a target located from halo it's kind of like that why don't you say it that to this microphone how about this microphone
01:36:34
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it was You named the microphone, buddy. Oh, my bad. I forgot how it goes. ah My check. One, two. Sometimes.
01:36:48
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whocaroos Who skirdoos, who skirdones. They're ready to for a fucking fight. Look at him. I like the turd. I don't fight. I win. This is my trainer. This is my trainer.
01:37:02
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ah create which is my train What about Bukagi?
01:37:09
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sample the group folks ro well
01:37:16
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can get atomic bomb that's supposed to get off but then it' just shit that leans all over him oh i can't watch that part i got have to like close my ears what above hook comes Oh my god, dude. What the fuck was she talking about? Shitting on Sundays. I got more space for I over here, Michael.
01:37:36
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What about Lukaku? what about vokaka The Joe Dirt thing, like when the thing lands down and he thinks it's an atomic bomb. it's Oh no, that's a space peanut.
01:37:48
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Bukkake. Space peanut. Now it's a big old chunk of duty. Yeah. It's a big old chunk of frozen poopy.
01:37:59
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Bradley, why are you so funny tonight? This is outrageous. and i just when Oh. Way to turn the night around, guys. We started out on a real thing. I'm so pissed that you've heard of Steven Lillard. Before the end of the stream, Glick is going to kick somebody off the network.
01:38:17
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We don't know yet.
01:38:21
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I don't that. Michael's yeah, it's me. Whatever. You deserve that. I have no talent. Eliminate me. You deserve this guy at the unemployment office already. You guys never heard of Stephen Lynch? That would have been awesome. Damn it.
01:38:38
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No, I wouldn't have. Other people know the reference. Fuck you, dude. Who got lynched? like you do they got wrenched I would have told you. You got Bradley Mencia bottom right.
01:38:52
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No, I don't steal. oh Bradley Mencia. okay Boo, Bradley, boo. I could have posted if there is a karaoke version. I was thinking it was posting a karaoke version.
01:39:05
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My goodness. It's karaoke show. You're going to do a remix? The hamster will.
01:39:15
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Oh my goodness. What's his different men's karaoke songs? Waka waka waka waka.
01:39:21
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Waka waka. Waka waka. That shows your age. Oh my god.
01:39:29
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wa a lot yeah last
01:39:36
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daka oh ah so you a oh like that me It's like a solid four. Excuse me, sorry.
01:39:48
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Happy birthday, Jack! If he was sorry, he would not have done it in the first place. The panic in your eyes when you turned said that was amazing. to an animal i gave I gave her a warning earlier. I said, look, because I belched earlier, and I was like, she and i she- You're like, look, I'm disgusting. You're going to deal with this. I should i said, night I hate to break it to you, but it's only going to get worse as the night goes on.
01:40:14
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Can you promise you- Can you you- dragon monster? like when you are can you say the word mil when you belt next time probably belt the word belt that creates a wormhole in time as i told michael saturday nights as go back to the last time you belt as they told michael saturday nights It is what it is. Leave me alone. I'll try to be better on others um other shows.
01:40:45
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I'm not going to lie to you. It's all that super bad. I just don't like listening to it. And then I get yelled at that I'm not paying attention on other shows because I go to to belch off camera. Michael, you yell at Glick for belching?
01:41:00
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I don't yell at anyone ever. I strongly word fucking for that. He put me over his knee and spook my bottom for belching on camera.
01:41:14
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That should have been on our OnlyFans page. Did you like that? That was for his own personal use. I don't know. like Whatever, Mike. whatever has everything Monetize It's up on my site.
01:41:27
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All dicks, no chicks. All dicks, no chicks. You don't like me, but I'm going to steal that Darth Vader picture you got behind you. Which one? This one?
01:41:39
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No, the one that's glowing. yeah did Hobby Lobby. onset that That is legit. I didn't even know that existed until until Bradley pointed out. See, Bradley's good for some stuff.
01:41:52
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I just added that. I love it. That's that's new and um this is it oh no it's not since remember when he had t-shirts behind him now he has this cool setup yeah since you like darth vader so much i have a darth vader impression would you like to hear it yes i need to hear this my dog has ball my dog has your ball
01:42:24
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You sound more like Bane than anything else. What is my life? What the fuck is in my life? that is more bad the fuck is my life you revolted against braley i was the same thing.
01:42:35
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my doll
01:42:39
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You can't see the whole scam. Everybody follow Michael for his comedy. About two more weeks and the website we revamped and back up.
01:42:50
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thinking about that Michael, you need um I do need to see more of your comedy because the things I've seen are I'm a big fan of already. He just showed up on my TikTok one day. A lot the material from there and my stage friends have only grown more.
01:43:06
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and say tre want grow more veners and we get the spike right He's a fucking amazing-ass person and has helped me out lot. I don't like many people very much, so it's annoying how much I like Michael.
01:43:23
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Yeah, and it's kind of annoying, but I appreciate him so fucking much. Michael is like one of the best people I've ever fucking met. And his wife just amazing.
01:43:34
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He married a boy named Sue. Yeah, he did. Fucking gay. You got me, fucking gay, bro. um And he bit like a crocodile.
01:43:49
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oh Oh, Bradley's still here. Cheers, fuckers. yeah I might get rid of you, Bradley. No, it's a boy named Sue. Don't get rid of Bradley. don't get rid of rat I'm singing a boy named Sue.
01:44:03
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so yeah which're a good song great mobile did it cheers i got it We got to respect the cheers. that's right i'll do it I'll do another one. but
01:44:13
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Cheers until we throw up on Bradley. ah That's what I call the baby bird. and oh He's got those little gems that come out sometimes. Cheers everybody in chat.
01:44:28
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Do you guys ever see the movie Sandlot? el 20, 30, 40 years ago. whatever What happened to the baseball? You stuck it in your ass, didn't you, Bradley? Do you remember what happened to the baseball?
01:44:44
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you know dog who Who owned the dog? the old man that was my dog i don't remember it was james earl jones no fucking way are you kidding me yeah are you for right now but there was yeah yeah there's some shit there was i remember loving i remember liking the movie and being freaked out by the dog but i don't remember i think that was one of the first movies he was in 30 years since i've wanted that dog what are you talking about you're freaked out by it
01:45:15
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I wanted that dog. I would love you unconditionally. I was terrified from that dog. Remember when it jumped through the movie screen? Big J. I didn't want to jump through the window because I was worried that it got hurt. Glick, what was that brown stain on the back of your shorts when you were sitting down?
01:45:30
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Oh, is this Big J Oakerson? It was just poop. Don't touch it. It was Hayden. Little birthday poo. Little birthday poo. He made his own frosting. ate that age. He ate that age.
01:45:42
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Did you ice your own cake? told you I got a special birthday cake.
01:45:51
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Message from Scotta. I didn't tell you. oh i sing you know it was in person or not i saw I saw how slow you sat the fuck down. so yeah I believe that. And it squished when he's at. Sits down and goes, oh, oh, oh.
01:46:12
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ah Nope, that's because um' that's because I'm old. and That's why I make this question. I can relate to that. so wait like how Well, cheers to your birthday, dude. Cheers.
01:46:24
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Cheers. Thank you, guys. yes thank you guys all of my i use to ah son You're like, what, now? up told are you in scotto years that's the question that bri Let's go. Brian, what's up, dude? and you met this What's up? What's up? How's it going? What's up, chopsticks? Holy shit.
01:46:52
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What's up, Brian? How's it going, everybody? Happy birthday, you redneck Gandalf. I love that. You shall not pass. shall not i love that you shall not pay us Brian comes in and nails it from the jump, man.
01:47:10
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yeah yeah know I love you already. He's always been thinking about that four days. He ri wrote 14 times.
01:47:19
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How'd you get rid of that ring? yeah He had that ah won last year for fantasy football. He had that for his team. Red Jack Gandalf. Oh, is that your thing? that you can't That's actually pretty legit. That's what do he looked like yeah at Michael's wedding.
01:47:40
Speaker
I look good at Michael's wedding. The first thing I said to Glick at the wedding was, hey, thanks for dressing up.
01:47:47
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professional rest You know how hard it is to find Sasquatch boots. Michael, he had his good flannel on, dude. Come on, man. He took it from the lumberjack that took his picture last. Clean boxers on and everything.
01:48:02
Speaker
he took it from the lumberjack that took his pick wait wait wait wait wait wait where clean boxers on and everything Wait, wait, wait. He actually showed up to he showed up to your wedding like all clean and smelling good?
01:48:12
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I did not say that. He didn't say smelling good. I did not say that. Oh, I was going to say, if so, we all got to play lottery. He still smelled like badger shit. but Big Jay, thanks again, Big Jay.
01:48:26
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and a did you yeah He sat next to me and I could smell him from there. And I was like, dang, dude, you smell good. You look like shit. You look like shit. But you smell clean.
01:48:40
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if you You smell like you washed your balls. Did you wash your balls? yeah I took a shower. I cleaned up my beard. That's uncharted territory. He did all that three days before the wedding.
01:48:53
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I was all snazzed up. I'm still clean, damn it. He was a little musty when he got there. The fact that he had a celebrity of my status at his wedding, you should have been all he needed. I mean, not many people get Sasquatch to show up to their wedding.
01:49:11
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That's crazy. know i mean He wasn't in any of the wedding photos, though, because he's got all people on profile. I have to let you know he has his phone. i have to let you know he has his phone watching football on his phone. we should He knows his crime. Somebody makes a bad pass. Those who want to object. No! That's the reason Michael's still not married because Glick fucking screamed at the wrong time. Go, go, go! Somebody objected. Whole wedding's off. It was at the reception.
01:49:51
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I made sure of it. Yeah, it was at the reception. It was at the reception. I rewrote part of the officiant's bit. I want you to say this very specifically.
01:50:03
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Anyone here who objects to this union, please stand up, remain completely silent, and get the fuck out of the venue. Get the fuck out. You can fuck off. Stage love. Stage love. And we're absolutely good, Brett.
01:50:16
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And then I started to stand up to walk away. the he's not Not because she objected to the wedding, but because she was sitting next to me. She was so high, she forgot where she was at.
01:50:29
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I'm pretty sure in the wild west, somebody got shot for objecting. No, I was just trying to be a dick. That's how the shotgun wedding was created. Ah, for those of you who object, not the father. Whoa.
01:50:43
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one ah brit We all got do what we're best at, man. So good on you. My comedy helper is Michael. He's definitely a big influence to my comedy because I love doing that shit, too. He's awesome.
01:50:59
Speaker
He's my big bro. Helped me out a lot. You're saying that you do stand-up comedy. It's like me saying that I'm a podcast host. It's bullshit. Learn!
01:51:11
Speaker
Fuck you, Joe Rogan, you piece of shit. Acknowledge me, Joe Rogan. I know you're scared. I'm in the Logan sphere. I'm going to start lifting and I'm going to put you in a fucking trash can, motherfucker.
01:51:25
Speaker
Oh, shit. we gonna start heavy You better start 10 years ago. I'm just saying. Did anybody buy tickets to that gun show?
01:51:37
Speaker
They were half off. but and man It's not good. It was a good time. Brick was showing us her wall nuts, man. Shooting blanks. but You have to pay extra for that.
01:51:49
Speaker
She's like, yeah, my 22s. 22s. She's like, pew, pew, 22. Were you doing dicks? That's called finger cuffs. Stroking his pussy. What food did you eat today?
01:52:02
Speaker
cho were you just doing two dance yeah what' called fingerlo ah stroke eyes closing likeke black kid what food did you get that Brian is a big foodie. He's a big foodie. and he's I just kept this simple is it finger food is bo cakeke oh not just like just with the got like a basic roast beef sandwich.
01:52:33
Speaker
Oh, well, thanks for answering my her in school. i dated her in high school and oh ae I didn't even know they had high school back then. come out fuck that yesterday Just parent of the clouds, bitch.
01:52:52
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I will. I will. I deserve that. I know, right? Yesterday, had three in front. You gotta hit her Hey, Krista.
01:53:04
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I had to tilt my abacus back and forth to work or to school and shit. It sucked, man. It's not easy. know. You're abacus? Yeah. Did you really just fucking say that?
01:53:16
Speaker
Nope. You know what an abacus is? Yes, it's so cool. He invented it, bro. Of course he knows. I don't think I stopped him.
01:53:28
Speaker
Jedi? We need emergency rations. Are you about to yell at me, Brittany? No. ah fucking You're fucking hilarious.
01:53:39
Speaker
Yeah! looking. Oh, you talking about being a stand-up comedian? Can I give you a joke? Oh. Okay. Everybody calm down. We need to hear this even though we're going to hate it.
01:53:53
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Let's go. Bradley, I need you to know this joke. It's going to suck. It's going to suck. No, no, Brittany. No, no, please. It's going to suck. He makes everybody feel better about themselves just being around him.
01:54:12
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or the window shit I always feel better about him. am no longer taking responsibility for Bradley. right yeah one heard fine We're all going to vote on who he banned from the Nonsense Network next, okay? We're going to take the responsibility off his shoulders.
01:54:35
Speaker
This is your last chance for the night, bro. This is your last chance for night, bro. This is Glick Survivor Island. some bodies are kind of this i I feel like he's regretting this decision, but go on. nope nope No, comedy is something that you should stand stand your ground. Can I joke?
01:54:55
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Yeah, you can stand up. That ground is about to get blown off a cliff. Okay, quick grandstanding and let's go. Okay. What does a camel get when he doesn't have any water?
01:55:11
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Herpes. The joke's in your hand, you're done.
01:55:18
Speaker
I didn't even hear the punchline. Me neither. What fuck?
01:55:28
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Look, I can't help myself. there's a qua I'm not saying he's a bad guy. not saying he's not an entertainer. He's got nothing. He's stealing jokes from other people. he execute That's all he's done his whole life. He called in the hit on on Bradley Wick.
01:55:46
Speaker
We're all fucked. Wow. Did anybody hurt his dog? I cheers the open panel seat. Cheers the open panel seat. Cheer us up here, Scotto. did anybody heard his dog i i cheers the open panel seat um che deal and i heard it up here another personal gravity you really like it you know che us up here scott ah I told Shaman to get up here. I told Shaman to get his ass. Actually, said get your fine ass up here, Shaman. Oh, shit. Shaman.
01:56:18
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Shaman. Yeah, Shaman. Shaman. Shaman. I mean, Shaman. Shaman. It makes your butthole feel special when you wipe with Shaman. You leave my Shaman alone, Brittany.
01:56:30
Speaker
I love Shaman. I fucking love Shaman, but he always like, I'm just slipping in. Look at my nails. His nails are always mean.
01:56:42
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always ask. that He never shows his nails until I ask. He shows me. You bitch. Oh. No, I'm not adding. um Bradley cares. mom says i'm not soft on your yeah
01:57:01
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the Click where you at, man. You are you are the judge. question fantastic of time However, I do hold all veto rights. Is the ah girlfriend coming on screen?
01:57:14
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Yeah. Are you going to come on screen? Because I might get rid of you too, Angel. I love you to death. If you come on that is a different channel it's pouring up. oh well that's where's what you that That's what the That's what you use the Charmin for to wipe the screen off Oh, God. now This shit.
01:57:33
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If the girlfriend comes on the screen... Losing motherfuckers left and right. Goddamn, Brett, who you gonna piss off next? I don't give a lot of money. Brittany's like Brittany.
01:57:48
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Brittany. Like the actual Brittany. like that' it's right way oh great grace getting jewish um No, and i know I didn't log on to just realized that. to logged on and it kicked me out somebody had to delete the it's brittany bitch ten so Did he really?
01:58:12
Speaker
Well here, hang on We'll all mute up and you say Britt And then Glick can clip that Alright, everybody shut up so she can say it It's Brittany, bitch There you go, Glick Clip that shit She did it while doing the thing I like She really said that in some of this movie Nailed it.
01:58:35
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You weren't looking down low enough, Michael. Was that her? Why is she up here? It's Brittany, bitch. Oh, you made it hotter.
01:58:46
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I'm kind of confused at what the hell happened between Brittany and Brittany. me Brittany, the fuck are you doing to transla? I wasn't pissed at her. You keep kicking her out. I did not kick her out. i think she left on her own.
01:59:00
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Yeah, she was going around. Tarantula, get back up here. What are you doing? Yeah. Tarantula. It's Saturday night. Too much drama. Get up here. Yeah, I'm tired of this. Happy birthday to you. I just said might. I don't know. I think i think it was and what did you say like
01:59:30
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wait Shaman, I'm hard for what he's doing. Twice now you said you were to drop me for some reason or another.
01:59:41
Speaker
Chick fight, chick fight, chick fight. Oh, sorry. here twenty three you i will jump that you know You guys do it in be like a Jell-O fight?
01:59:53
Speaker
yes there can yes The answer to that is yes. I'm glad we're in agreement with this. That's perfect. All right. all right Let's go. It has to happen on stream now.
02:00:04
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Okay. I need my shoulder to get better at first, though. Oh, my God. It's been, like, fucking four months. The Jell-O will help with your shoulder. yeah it will Jell-O is really good for aches and pains. Hello. It's Jell-O. It's better than Tylenol. You don't want to be autistic, do you? Oh, my God. Do you not.
02:00:27
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Do not. Angel Ward and the pudding too, man. Pudding, jello. Hold on. We're changing it from jello to pudding, guys. Either way. either way. Or maybe some... I'm good. Jello pudding, whatever. him, shaman.
02:00:46
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Shaman's in here. Fuck you. i mean, thanks for coming. Well, he's been here for five minutes, Brent. Goddamn. oh Hashtag slow on the trigger. Hashtag pissing off the audience. Hashtag what the fuck, Brittany. Hashtag slow slur.
02:01:03
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You little fuck. You're just behind little thing. You're a Have spoonful of peanut butter.
02:01:14
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literally to more have a spoonful of peanut butter you'll be all right to me um that's why the call me that fra i mean the brother plus do me goes happy i air
02:01:29
Speaker
Glick, we need to see your girlfriend's hand if she don't want to put her face on camera. Just her just her hand creeping in. Show her Show the hand.
02:01:43
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We need proof. My girlfriend's from Canada, okay? ah So she's not real. Okay. She's not real. Call back. Good. Kudos. Love it.
02:01:56
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love it
02:02:00
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she's not She's too high for that shit. it's She's way over there. you we just made like the the emotionally She's too high to hold her fucking hand up? Come on now. won't be able to see it because she's not real. She's holding her hand up. A real girlfriend would be giving you a handy right now. so i mean It looks like she's holding her hand up. I say this. If she's that messed up, the he her drink of that Cosby juice.
02:02:28
Speaker
Hold on one second, guys. Hold on one second. hold on hold on one second You want to say that again?
02:02:36
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I said do you want to say it again. They were talking, so they couldn't hear you. I said I knew him right whenever I knew him, so don't you worry about it. Oh, okay. There you go. Is that Tucson?
02:02:50
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For real, I'm not worried about it. I don't want to know about it. Hey, um' on yourself we're ah earth we're on your side, girlfriend. Don't be angry. We're on your side, man. she's always I was worried about it, and I'm writing it down in my journal.
02:03:04
Speaker
October 11, 2025, Shaman's Log. Glick's girlfriend has him right.
02:03:08
Speaker
october eleventh twenty twenty five shaman's log <unk>s girlfriend and And it makes me happy. Shaman out.
02:03:20
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That's awesome. Thank you for showing up, Shaman. That's what's up. It's past my bedtime, too.
02:03:33
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It's always past your bedtime when you come up here and then you hang out for another two hours. Dude, you say that at 6 p.m. and shit. Aw, thank you, Jersey. o here I wish I could go to bed.
02:03:45
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I usually do fall asleep about six. In fact, I accidentally took a nap earlier, so that's why I'm up right now. Accidentally took a nap, no abstract it was inevitable It was involuntary.
02:03:57
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That shit was involuntary. I didn't choose that. I slept earlier because I got to fucking leave at four o'clock to go get on a fucking plane. I was like, yeah ah going up to Boston. shi oh i got to be Not for anything good. I gotta up at four, too, you know? I'm going to work.
02:04:16
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My brother's dying. He's probably got about two months, so I told him to see you before you. like He's like, you don't need to come up for the funeral. i'm like, I'd rather come up and see you before the fucking funeral. Fuck the funeral. What the hell is He's probably dying because he's getting... I know, right? ah I'm so sorry to hear that, Mo, dog.
02:04:34
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Hey, it's part of life, man. Ain't none of us getting out this motherfucker alive, man. Speak for yourself. hello I've been making some deals. I've been making some deals. We're down at the crossroads.
02:04:49
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Oh, dude. yeah we see a man I can't wait to go over on your show with Britt. It's going to be so interesting. Definitely, definitely. I hope you get to spend some time with your brother beforehand.
02:05:02
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yeah Yeah, we're going to go up and say hey and shit, man. but What sucks is the whole East Coast getting hit with that fucking storm and Jersey sending me like fucking weather updates about how to shut the state shut down state of emergency. I'm like, stop.
02:05:15
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firstty Yeah, there's a very bad storm i'm running through. humanings gentlemen to two guys The plane's going to be landing like this and shit, man. Like, oh, Crosswind landing.
02:05:28
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I haven't been on a plane since, like, fuck 1993. Take some Xanax and pass the fuck out. That's why I'm drinking. You gotta drink on a plane. Hey, listen.
02:05:43
Speaker
You cannot smoke on the plane. okay What? what yeah well yeah They change that? You can. water They're gonna escort you off.
02:05:54
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Yeah, it sounds like Pan Am is no longer around. I have seen fat chicks walk down the fucking aisle and their thighs are up together. You can fucking smoke on a plane. I've seen that shit. Oh my god.
02:06:06
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You ever see a bunch of fat people on a plane and you're like, you're hoping that the is coming to front so it's balanced out? You know what i mean? Shit, they're going to be looking at me. Come down the and be like, don't sit next to me. Don't sit next to me. Don't sit next to me.
02:06:19
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Are you talking about smoking cigarettes or smoking like Thighs. Thighs. Talking about smoking chicken. you part of smokingap ribs are rare leave low No, I'm not. That's why brought bacon.
02:06:40
Speaker
This inside fucking food is shit. I brought my own. But you know what? I am that fucking old. I do remember when motherfuckers smoked on planes before they made that shit a little. I remember people sitting at their desk at work with their ashtray and shit, man. like Yeah, back in the Pan Am days.
02:07:00
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yeah Yeah. You remember delivering that you remember going they you restaurant there non Smoking or non-smoking? Yeah. It's always smoking because if somebody's smoking and it's getting in your air. It was always a joke, right? I'm in non-smoking. Do you want to swim in the non-peeing part of the pool or the peeing part of the pool? Hang on.
02:07:27
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Brittany, don't rage quit. We're shut up. Go ahead. There are two cubs here that let you smoke there. where i live that's all hey i live in i live in kentucky most of the bars you can still smoke here too got really well as long as they don't serve food you can um others these are food a lot of a lot of the bars in the allow you to smoke half of half of you see the cook back there with a cigarette hanging out his mouth while he's making your food what are you talking about
02:07:59
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That was my favorite thing. The last time I was in Pennsylvania, had a bar. I could smoke at the bar.
02:08:10
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Jersey, thank you. Mile high club. That's what I was looking for. said alumni,
02:08:18
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she's she's set alumni so... look hint hint i wish I could put up comments Jersey done smack that clack that ass in the fucking airplane bathroom We don't want to fucking know this Get a room, shut the fuck up She said alumni, it wasn't with me Sweetie, keep the fuck up Yes I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry I'm sorry God's got him God is
02:08:52
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yeah yeah Jersey's like 100 I've sucked a dick on a plane I love it I love you girl I thought they were snakes they weren' Y'all are cute but like sometimes Come on man Stop rubbing it in our face Stop being happy bla Because I said I love you one That's got you all it's twisted sideways Calm down That's why she wants a yellow mask
02:09:23
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Hey, you got to grab a titty tonight. I didn't, so fuck you. Yeah, but that's not a titty that I'm going to be grabbing forever. Well, you know.
02:09:34
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Oh my God, Brittany, quit being so mushy. You're making me sick. I'm single Brittany again. This is like single Glick. It's single Brittany now. Just because you and Blaze broke up. I never dated i will never i never dated I'm joking. i'm joking. I didn't mean to get that started back up.
02:09:55
Speaker
Yeah, that was... Rewind that 10 seconds, man. You, Brittany, you can never be on the table. That was not... Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:10:06
Speaker
What's... What? What? What? single bread would you say that was show the best did you make the right decision oh for sure then we did the right thing sin being siu's good so yeah yes and i'm gonna take care of myself someday Some days, I feel like smoking meth is a good idea.
02:10:26
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so Well, all those days, you were right. and Some days, specifically Tuesdays and Thursdays, I like to smoke meth and punch hookers.
02:10:38
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Just days ending and why. Yeah, it's always better to be people.
02:10:44
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Now you're single here. Learn to love yourself. Vigorously and often. And do that thing that you do. There you go. Click. What the fuck did he just say? He said he loves you like a little sister.
02:10:59
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yeah click j a what the fuck did he just say he he said he loves you like a little sister I you said if you could do that
02:11:18
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I'm just saying just I love you like an older brother in Canada that doesn't exist I'm out of beer so I guess it's on bourbon I'll be right back oh lord i'm out of beer so i guess it's on bourbon i'll be right back what the oh lord ummaby I'm going to be at the TSA check like, yeah fuck you, man. Get your hand out of my pants. What's your bourbon doing?
02:11:45
Speaker
What's that? get I don't know. yeah like I got like four or five them up there. I'm thinking maybe Knob Creek. Okay. I'll join you with bourbon. I'm going to throw in some buffalo drinks.
02:11:56
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Nice. i'm a I'm a fan of Woodford Reserve. I got Woodford Reserve up there, too. I got some crown up there, too. yeah Actually, i got some I got some crown apple. um up yeah du I'd rather have regular Crown.
02:12:09
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willy but yeah The only bourbon I have left is Wilford Reserve and ah Garrison Brothers.
02:12:19
Speaker
Garrison Brothers is pretty good, man. I'm in Kentucky. You got remember that shit, man. Like Kentucky, you know bourbon capital of the world shit. You're not far from me. I'm about six and a half hours or so. There you go. That's how you know we're Americans, right? When we're like, oh, you're only eight hours away. away from oh yeah i mean you're probably like sat out of waiting hours away we We could drive all of the fucking UK twice and you know be like, that's just a road trip.
02:12:44
Speaker
modo How far away are we from each other? well mom From London? yeah It wouldn't be a Saturday without you asking me that, motherfucker. It's like a six and a half hour drive. I'm driving across the state of Ohio. I'm going to test you, Glick. i'm gonna test you How far are we away from each other?
02:13:02
Speaker
We're like two and a half hours away from each other. Oh, good job. You were paying attention once. Good job. Because I got yelled at last week. Last Saturday. Well, I mean, it was only was only ten weekends in a row where you asked me, like where you at, dude? ah this I remember that. All right. getting bourbon. I'll be back.
02:13:23
Speaker
Make that one of your little quiz questions on TikTok. How far are you from MoDog? yeah How well do you know the show? Answer these questions. Are you going to make me happy? You got your muffin.
02:13:39
Speaker
Those are my muffins. That's my muffin. Did I hear, she just want to fucking feed you? Yeah.
02:13:50
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feed you yeah
02:13:56
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oh It's good to be the king, right? My man's not wrong. My man's always wrong. Oh, my God, brother.
02:14:08
Speaker
That two-inch dick must be good. oh Fuck that shit. Don't give me your bragging about his big-ass two-inch dick. It grows. It grows. All I gotta say, Brittany, is she's got big smile on her face after what you just said. These guys, the two-inch dicks in here bragging makes us a little bit feel bad.
02:14:28
Speaker
The hand. the The hand. you guys wanted to see the hand earlier. You got the hand. Yeah, we did. We did too. She saw it. That's Bulldog on a car. My man Bulldog. Don't force her to do it. It's her choice.
02:14:40
Speaker
and but and know don't force her to do it it is her choice I didn't force her to do anything. She asked why wanted a fight, and I said yes. Hey, is his body is his choice, okay? That's my choice.
02:14:58
Speaker
Yeah. He has to do whatever he wants to. God damn it. This is Glick's world, and you sons of bitches are just living it. loving Glick.
02:15:09
Speaker
yeah i'm over let than in but but used for but i'm loving like Wait, what? Hashtag don't use the force. No, not me. I'm playing piano.
02:15:25
Speaker
I don't need to use the force. Meow. Meow. Whose voice is that? That's Angel. Kayla? In the corner. Tarantula.
02:15:38
Speaker
You cannot want to sound the cook again. meow, meow. Welcome back. Please help me out, man. I'm the only chicken in here. I need you dudes. I don't chicken, dude.
02:15:52
Speaker
Bro. really t Wait, wait. How do you know dad? Did you ask everybody their pronouns, Brittany? We don't know that. Oh, man.
02:16:03
Speaker
Can I help you?
02:16:06
Speaker
Y'all can suck my fucking clit. How about that? It's ma'am. In my spirit, everybody form a line. As always, I came back at a perfect time. asshole you know Assume position.
02:16:20
Speaker
Right back up against my leg. I'm going to say a big toe. I'm sorry. ah I always seem to sit down right back here at the most interesting time. Can I use peanut butter or caramel syrup?
02:16:32
Speaker
Yes. No, you're going to release infection. Caramel syrup. She's just as old as you are. I'm glad you said syrup. Top of the syrup and whipped cream.
02:16:44
Speaker
Okay, pussy's like a steak. You have to add extra sauces. It's not cooked right. What are you saying, Michael? What are you saying, Michael? I'll say syrup. You said syrup. The one who said first said syrup.
02:16:56
Speaker
Yeah, okay. um don't get why heard. Syrup. Syrup.
02:17:02
Speaker
oh i'm sure sir yeah care like um mean too i and i i guess sorry surface syrup sirru yeah cetera their sterum there and i shoing out
02:17:20
Speaker
sirens hey glick so what how has how has your birthday weekend been going so far been having a good time having a great great now there you are here uh-oh britney's worried about being the next one ah
02:17:41
Speaker
Why's your birthday weekend going, bro? Is everything going? Hey, you what? Your beard looks great. I don't think those are cum stains in it anymore. I think it's just natural.
02:17:52
Speaker
um Michael, I swear to God. I'm a very big bird. What the going I tell Shaman.
02:18:08
Speaker
Shaman, barking. Shut the fuck up. Oh, my God. Too bad, Shaman. That's rude. He
02:18:23
Speaker
that's rude know just needs time on say well i thought i thought we were gonna Pawn Brittany off the Lazy Shaman show, but and she ruined it.
02:18:39
Speaker
Sorry, Brittany. You had your chance. Dude, you kind of just... We went with somebody called Brittany. Too slow. I got you, Shaman.
02:18:51
Speaker
I got you, bro.
02:18:55
Speaker
Look, Shaman had to call in a favor. He had to call in the big dog. really Please like get your tag dog gluot me to stop attacking me.
02:19:09
Speaker
sha Shaman knows duman knows where he stands with with me. The man asked for a wrench, he got a wrench. That's that is right. Shaman and Jedi deserve it. Those motherfuckers are awful. Yeah.
02:19:23
Speaker
I couldn't believe Shaman didn't have one. and we the The keeper of the wrenches was very stingy. Because he's never been here until recently. Oh, Shaman's been here. wall yeah I've only been here like six months. i don't have a wrench, but whatever. hey Cheers, man. Billy, you talked into it, man. went with the Woodford, man.
02:19:42
Speaker
Woodford Reserve. Cheers. Cheers. billie you talked me into it man i went with the woodford man woodford reserve chair yeah chair Oh, shit. I don't know if I should, to be honest. ah I feel like I need to drink this fucking show. You get a should have some bourbon instead of fucking vodka.
02:20:05
Speaker
Click, I was just fucking with you, man. You don't have to give me a wrench, dude. Give him a wrench. Give him a wrench. Take it back. Take it back. He doesn't want it. It was outrageous. It's outrageous. It's a travesty that Modog would not have a wrench. I now pronounce you wrench and wrench, Jersey and Modog. and standard Oh, shit, baby. Glick wrenched us, man.
02:20:31
Speaker
They're going to wrench each other in little bit, too. It's fitting. You know. you
02:20:39
Speaker
but You're all fired, says Wally.
02:20:44
Speaker
Wally, get up here, bro. We need we need some Wally in our way. Wally! What are you doing? Thank you, Glick. You're good guy, man. I don't care what Brittany says behind the scenes. been She's not he's not going to be here long anyway. You get her.
02:21:00
Speaker
Fucking Oprah. Yeah. i feel like one it's fire fucking oprah you get a rinse you get a rinse i have never talked shit on him well he's the he's dope you know it's too late britney you're you're gone you're on the chopping block getting on that you're at skate when at dinner and i have I have no say in this. I have ice skates, so let's go. What up, Scotto?
02:21:28
Speaker
Get your fucking ass up here, man. Yeah, Scotto. Do it. Do rent rent. They're going to rent you later.
02:21:39
Speaker
come Come and earn that wrench, big boy. I'm pretty sure wrench is in the Kama Sutra. They're going to figure it out. It's on page 24. Just saying.
02:21:52
Speaker
He knows what's up. It's on page 24. Page 223 of the Kama Glictra is the wrench. The Kama Glictra. That's going to be a great title for one of our episodes on the Lazy and Glick.
02:22:09
Speaker
but but i sound agree That's going to be our new series. the the comic the the Welcome to the wonderful world of Comic-Click-Chir with Jedi.
02:22:24
Speaker
That's amazing. and that Welcome to the nightmare that is. Hey, Glick, do you hear that? That's the money coming in. to take to two and That's a bunch of guys coming I don't care. yep It's sticky money, but it's still money. Hashtag water and water is wet and still Spanish.
02:22:47
Speaker
ah Exactly. It's all same the same. Hashtag splat. I'm the one more for me to get a motorcycle. So Jedi, we got to do what got to do so I can get a motorcycle.
02:22:59
Speaker
We just got to perform. You know what? Fat guy a Slash watch outside of the woods.
02:23:12
Speaker
It's going to be my it was a little squatch bike. Squatch bike. Get yourself a bike like ah the PB Herman bike. yeah That's more your speech.
02:23:23
Speaker
They made a whole movie about him trying to find his bike. Oh. No, that was Pee Wee. Megan, thank you, Thank you.
02:23:34
Speaker
Fuck them Wolverines, man. Brittany, whatever you do, do not bring up.
02:23:46
Speaker
brittany are you happy now oh just getting mad ah That's a complicated one. Falling on a weekend, usually Michigan and Cleveland both eat shit on my birthday weekend.
02:24:03
Speaker
Oh, you got a Cleveland steamer for your new hockey? oh Let's go. There's Zaddy. What's up, Zaddy? Holy shit.
02:24:14
Speaker
Shut up, hi My nipples just got so hard. All right. You know what I want to see. Cheers, Scotto.
02:24:26
Speaker
I'm going to hang out for an hour and just keep letting them be. I'm begging you to come up. Got to make them want That's right. north make go You a beautiful house, man. I like all the art. He's just giving Glick's Finkter a fucking rest.
02:24:45
Speaker
yeah it's been It's been overworked lately. It just puckered up. I don't know what happened. it was hot involved it's like It's like this, man. It's fuck you it pulsating. Right? I have a nice orcipedic camera. Starfish clam. Starfish clam. No, dog. i'm I might need to kick you out of here. this year Oh, fucking go for it, man.
02:25:10
Speaker
I don't care. Go ahead. You are drunk on power. You are drunk on power. No, I'm not going to do it. I'm just... That's what they all say, and then you do it.
02:25:21
Speaker
Couldn't kick me. I normally pay $19.99 minute for that shit, man. If you're going to do it for free, fucking have at it. Find me on Footfinders only, dog. The bad thing is, it's only going to look at the dollar. No, no, dog. You kill it. I love when you're in here, man.
02:25:35
Speaker
I do. I give you shit. you give me shit I know, man. We're like brothers and sisters, man. We pick on each other. You are overpaying, though. I just want you to know that. I know. Dude. Apparently, I'm not getting that
02:25:50
Speaker
Jedi discount, man. Fuck. You didn't even enter the promo code. Apparently. I put hashtag slore. It didn't work. yeah no you got you didn't even enter the promo code apparently yeah yeah but i put i put hashtag slow it didn't work No, no, no. The correct promo code is fresh breath by Glick.
02:26:14
Speaker
Oh, is that what it is? It's my thing no slur in November. okay I was talking about your fucking website, Brittany. What the fuck, man? Did make me one?
02:26:26
Speaker
She doesn't honor the deal she promises. but how How are you drunk on water? How are you drunk on water, girl? She's about to say he know your food right say... She don't know about that website.
02:26:38
Speaker
I have the weird guy that shows up when she's in the park and she just gives free feet pics to right Then he gives them to me. I created that website. that's not I told you this story in confidence.
02:26:52
Speaker
No, you didn't. You told it on panel. You told it on panel. Oh, did I? did i open Confidence. with confidence yeah My bad. I just know not to give any business decision ideas to Glick because he will steal them.
02:27:06
Speaker
ja I ran it by you first and you said it was a great idea. the guy gets I didn't know you stole the idea. Brittany, the story started with, so I was in a park the other day, and I was sitting by the lake, and I had my shoes off on a rock, and this stranger came up to me.
02:27:21
Speaker
Sound familiar? I give him bucks. I let him keep the originals. We get pictures for the website, and we profit.
02:27:32
Speaker
I told you. have those pictures. you wrote was that Someone's got to pay for the network operating costs, right? Right, exactly. yeah think i keep the network alo and in ah He ended up it. Get yourself a lazy.
02:27:46
Speaker
That's the pace for my network costs. Shut up. Later, Megan. I had a blaze that used to help me. but well would even yeah Yeah, but you know what?
02:28:04
Speaker
The last thing you did was lit your birthday candles before you fizzled out. ah God damn it, Jed. You fucking beat me to it I was just going to say that. butker Wait, what did you say?
02:28:16
Speaker
It's weird how often Modog and I think of the same jokes. It's scary. You you and ri i you and Remy joke about sharing a brain cell, but I think we might so share the bigger brain cell. I think I'm you just in a different timeline. yeah there may You're me like 20 years ago, man.
02:28:36
Speaker
Jedi said say shit, and I'm like, yeah, I remember that. la That's what you have to look forward to. You know what? If I look like Modog at his age, I'm going to be happy camper, okay?
02:28:48
Speaker
tell you that. I'm not saying it's bad. just saying that's what you have to look forward to. I'm trying to fuck Jedi. Everybody's trying to fuck Jedi. Happy camper.
02:29:01
Speaker
yeah the oldness in you from the middle see and timelines get mixed up sometimes so i speak like him he speaks like me is it does it that is it is it is it porridge or is it my cum you don't know i mean it's okay wait okay it's warm yogurt is it for people Does it taste like apple cinnamon or is it salty? I'm just saying. I'm going to throw up right now.
02:29:32
Speaker
Yeah, so am I. Why did I just put myself down? What the fuck, man? Why not? if i can If I can't make fun of me, I can't fuck with anybody else, right?
02:29:43
Speaker
Bingo. Exactly. I love roast you. I want to laugh harder and longer than anyone else. Exactly. I will pick on me all the time, man.
02:29:55
Speaker
I don't, because know why? I don't give a fuck. Exactly. I i don't give a fuck. but Other people's opinion of me matters not. I know I'm a piece of shit. and Exactly.
02:30:08
Speaker
Nine out of ten, granny's approved. Let's go. right made The tenth one is in a coma, otherwise she would also approve. oh yeah Shout out to my wife too.
02:30:24
Speaker
Brittany's about to rage quit. of I know. it's It's a trend on this network. yeah data britain brittanney' like Give me the stage. God damn it. the call are you yes Actually, you know what?
02:30:41
Speaker
I love you for that. Fuck yeah, dude. Brittany's all fired up. Let's go. yeahagrued so while it's warm Hang on, Brittany. Put that foot up again. Let's high can you high with that one foot. Uh-oh, she's snoring. She's slorting. slorting over there. Shaman, you're the one coined it. Snorting Cogs.
02:30:59
Speaker
Cogs. Snorting Snorting Cogs. Cogs. Snorting Snorting Snorting Snorting Cogs. Snorting Cogs. Snorting Cogs. Snorting Snorting Cogs. Snorting Cogs. Snorting Snorting Snorting Cogs. Snorting Cogs. Snorting Cogs. Snorting Cogs. Snorting Cogs. Snorting Snorting Snorting Cogs. Snorting Snorting Cogs. Snorting Snorting Snorting Snorting Snorting Snorting Cogs.
02:31:13
Speaker
Snorting Cogs. Snorting Cogs. Snorting Snorting Cogs. Snorting Cogs. Snorting Cogs. Snorting Cogs. Cogs. Cogs. Snorting Snorting Snorting Hey, Michael, i just got to say, man, your your lava lamp, if you if you look at it just like real quick, if I'm looking at other people and I look, exactly. It looks like a fucking cock, man.
02:31:30
Speaker
It's a pecker. Wait, what's on your mind? What's on your mind? Anything to be under the power. So it's a fat cock with that Vader head on it.
02:31:44
Speaker
so it's a fact shock with ah evader head on Now it's a cock that's going to explode because it's having a stroke. You can see the semen working its way out. Ironically, that's what my that's what my jizz looks like when it comes out.
02:32:01
Speaker
It clothes pink like that, too. you might You might have a little blood in there. You might want to get that checked out. You might want to go to the doctor. hey this Just maybe. It ain't white. It ain't right, man. You know? yeah um hell it i There was a time where I thought you couldn't use that in any scenario and it'd be correct, but I guess you're you're right. that' Jedi, you know what you to look forward to in 20 years, man.
02:32:30
Speaker
Oh, boy. Can't wait. Do you know what's funny? I think I've said this joke on stream probably at least twice, but I'm going say it again.
02:32:41
Speaker
um What do you call it what do you call a girl braces? A black and decker pecker record. boom There we go, Michael. Damn. I was waiting for it. I'm not saying my dick just climbed up into my bladder, but it kind of did.
02:32:58
Speaker
I was going to say Trapper. So does that mean you have to sit down and pee now? just I just got to cough really hard. but Cough it back out.
02:33:09
Speaker
Yeah. What? What? Just turn your head when you cough. I'd love to put that up. Whatever. It's a sling. It's a sky. look. What? What?
02:33:23
Speaker
the hey glad i want to watch what um we but He's running a stream and watching Pornhub at the same time. Quiet, quiet. Here it comes.
02:33:35
Speaker
Here comes the dialogue.
02:33:39
Speaker
next one yeah been but he's running in a stream and watching pornhob at same time and is really distracting yeah and and and and no no i' look important it's the best part nobody just distract me the best part ah quiet quiet here it comes here comes the dialogue
02:34:03
Speaker
I've once watched a porn movie that was fucking captioned. Like, why fucking bother? Ooh, oh, ah. They used their imagination. how My question is, how much did you get paid for that film, Scotto? Not enough.
02:34:19
Speaker
Not enough, sir. It was pro bono. It was yeah his pro bono. bono.
02:34:29
Speaker
It is because some people are deaf. What? What? Are they like this then? Does that mean they're doing this shit?
02:34:40
Speaker
No, because we can't hear. We don't have to do that. so Are they watching the porn? What was that? yeah and let people are fancy funny. they wait I will put on the captions sometimes. don't know.
02:34:55
Speaker
What did the captions? They're like, that's bullshit. That wasn't a ooh, that was a ah. Fuck that. And then I'll ask somebody else and they're like, that's not what they really said. And I'm like, what the fuck?
02:35:06
Speaker
Captions are really, like, they're wrong. mean that Yes. Yes. I agree. Fuck the deaf. They don't deserve captions. If God wanted them to hear it, they have gave them good ears. Fuck them.
02:35:18
Speaker
Oh, daddy, change the channel. and What the fuck? Wait, what? Don't deal, Michael. Don't deal. what That's why my TV has Braille.
02:35:29
Speaker
I mean, everybody makes fun of it, but... Gotta do what you gotta do, Shaman. You know? like My dick's in Braille. It's like I'm better with my fingers than my ears. Yeah, mike Michael, you might need to see a doctor about that too, man. Just saying. You guys can go to the same doctor. it's lindsy It's ribbed for her pleasure. Veins are good. Bumps? Eh, I don't know, murder What the fuck is tonight?
02:35:59
Speaker
Oh, my God. It's like any other Saturday night, Britt. What the fuck are you talking about? Yeah, is this your first time here, Brittany? This show's all about debauchery and sex, man. And and and summer camps at Jesus School. um That's not what it's all about. That's not all about? The hokey pokey. Oh, sorry. Turn it all around.
02:36:25
Speaker
That's not what it's all about. no what is it on month the hokey poy oh sorry turn it all around but that's what it's all about what but it left That was perfectly timed. Fuck all of you guys. without was how was Thank you.
02:36:45
Speaker
Thank you like you. Calm down, Fidel. Calm down, man. why you I'm really upset that Scotto turned his camera off because that really hurts my heart. And it's my birthday, Scotto.
02:37:04
Speaker
and those He knows. We can kicked off. your part yeah yeah I gotta make you want it. You know? Gotta make you want it. somebody dropped something. Trust me He wants it.
02:37:21
Speaker
That sounded like a glass dildo. And you wanna make him want it? He's changing into his mind into your birthday suit, man. Hey, Scotto. Have they ever seen your 4th of July hooker boots, man? Don't put them on. Brittany will get jealous and want to cast like you.
02:37:44
Speaker
Brittany, have you ever seen them? yeah what one of them Have you ever seen his 4th of July hooker boots? Oh, yeah. I did. i think Oh, you did? Okay. yeah It's awesome. All I got to say is Scotto is up there in the top three best birthday wishes slash videos I've ever received. You haven't got mine yet. Where am I, bitch? Way less clothing.
02:38:11
Speaker
yeah jones Yeah, don't worry. i'm make him I'm making one for you right now. get him I can hear you straining over there. it sounds like it's going to really good day. He's working hard.
02:38:24
Speaker
He goes hard. Plop. Plop. Plop.
02:38:30
Speaker
and great quap oh my I said plop. I grunted the wrong way, man. it's so i I thought I was going nut and i shit my pants, man. What the fuck? ah so That's a butt nut.
02:38:47
Speaker
A butt nut. It happens when you get up there at the end of the day. Butter, butter, what? I think it's going to nut. My dog and my bro, that's a miscarriage. That's That's how Nutella was invented.
02:39:04
Speaker
I fucking love you, Scotto. God damn it. You sick fucking freak. Why do I want some Nutella now? on. You want some? There you go.
02:39:19
Speaker
Is it Nutella or Nutella? It's Nutella. You don't spend some weird eating at it. whatever depends on it Depends on where on your body it lands. That's the answer. Depends on where you spread it.
02:39:33
Speaker
Whatever I'm thinking in the moment. Brittany's like, why is this show like this? And then she holds up a fucking jar of Nutella, man. What the fuck, man? She had that locker loaded, too.
02:39:44
Speaker
You guys brought it up. That's like opening the fucking door, girl. Like, goddamn. Right? Just giving it a shit to work with. so hard Why don't just pull out a neon green dildo while you're at it?
02:39:56
Speaker
Right? Again. want one. one Give me one. Buy me one. Send me one. Please. See? It's what happens when you break up.
02:40:07
Speaker
Just saying. I am single Brittany up in this bit. Let's go. She wants to be Bob, the battery-operated boyfriend. No, it's Glick's birthday. Okay.
02:40:20
Speaker
ah wait no Why are you putting your cash out for my birthday, you slut? It's Clicks birthday. Send me money than joe money. Sounds like you need Shaman Bigelow. Shaman Bigelow.
02:40:38
Speaker
Shaman Bigelow. No face, no regrets. Regrets. Regrets. You'll never see me coming.
02:40:50
Speaker
No, I won't. You're right music right. I feel like Bradley would have that tattoo. Instead of feel bad not really cross the this that a tramp stamp, that's what he would have. He would have it as a tramp stamp.
02:41:10
Speaker
That would be his tramp stamp. No regerts. I'm going to give Scotto a glick stamp. <unk> forehead Right on the forehead. Slap that bitch on there. He said, don't talk about it, daddy. Bring it. Right. You don't want to get hit.
02:41:29
Speaker
I've said it before and I'll say it again.
02:41:35
Speaker
i've said it before and i'll say it again All the fucking straight guys that I know get gay as fuck when Scott who comes on and we're all fine with it. We're all fine with it. No, Doug is not wrong.
02:41:46
Speaker
I'm usually not. I'm just saying. I mean, they seem pretty gay all the time, though. Shut the fuck up, Sean. Can we not? You don't got to lie to kick it.
02:41:57
Speaker
shut our look up nine were already friends whether has a lie to him but we not you don't gotta a lie to kick it I cheers to Scotto's nut, man, for Glick on his birthday. um my just Just to make Brittany uncomfortable. Is that what you're drinking? Scotto's nut?
02:42:17
Speaker
um No. It's not my birthday.
02:42:24
Speaker
thank god ah oh I hate see leave, but I love to watch you go. i knew that's what you were doing. I could tell you were looking in an ah
02:42:37
Speaker
Scotto can spot an ass gazer a mile away. yeah
02:42:46
Speaker
Yeah. and anymore His glickdar went off. Glickdar. Another new word for the like coctionary, dictionary, whatever the fuck it's on. No, no, no, no, no. I haven't learned about the glickshonary yet.
02:43:05
Speaker
Oh, you about to learn tonight, baby. You're going to find out about some new words. is that what you said to your new girlfriend? That's gross. And the glyphsaurus isn't what you thought it was. The glyphsaurus.
02:43:18
Speaker
No. And the saurus is spelled s o r e S-O-R-E. S-O-R-E. And you're going to have sore ass, by the way. You need to go into the... Britshenary? I have it.
02:43:35
Speaker
the very kill That should be followed by a cash app, I feel like. I'm just saying. like po yeah mean you're virtualizing staling house twenty out oh just the boy hard look look I'm about some money for your fucking neon fucking i wasn't you what you it's purple and i thought it was match on brand ah you get a kneeil though You get a neon dildo. You have to send us all a neon dildo. Can I get mine blue, please? experience of a saturday and i put it put it Put it back up there,
02:44:20
Speaker
well but i miss
02:44:25
Speaker
she thought i was joke what
02:44:31
Speaker
ball one Yo, who's fucking the mic? pull another Somebody's pacemaker's going off. I feel like that was Hawkins' ghost or something.
02:44:56
Speaker
think Yeah, where did that come from? who I think that was like... It doesn't matter. You think it was Glick? My mic's still a muted jackass. No, I didn't say that. I didn't say it it was you. I didn't say that.
02:45:11
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Ah, fuck it. It was Glick. There we go. Check but please check your phone, Britt. Blame Glick. It's the birthday boy. we It's always Glick's fault, and I'm the bad guy.
02:45:24
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So make me the bad guy. You know what? youre You are the weakest link. I'm the guy. for the bad guy. yeah What up, Hoss?
02:45:35
Speaker
This is the Network now, motherfuckers. Is that really your name, dude? did you fuck Yes, and don't fucking say it. I'm not going to.
02:45:47
Speaker
That's really your name. Whatever, million. what What's his name? I know it I found my Facebook. I'm just kidding. I won't say it, though. hey sta stalker motherfuckers urge I was trying to find Shaman I found you instead so here we are I was trying to find Shaman and I found a name that's nothing fucking close to that okay finding out y'all's names is like wild and i that is weird right when you see people's just screen names and then you find out their real name and you're like nah you don't look like that
02:46:25
Speaker
And then I'm like, it's Britney, bitch. I know Britney just... Okay, what if Britney was actually just fucking Samantha? Fuck off. Oh, no, please, no. I like Britney more than Samantha.
02:46:44
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It's a good chance. Britney's real name is Christina. Is that what you want me be? Angel, you want me to be? a samantha No, I like Brittany. i don't like Samantha or Christina.
02:46:56
Speaker
Dude, Samantha's either a meth-out whore or a dyke. I mean, a lesbian. so Brittany's fucking awesome. me i mean, it means the same thing. Why do you... There we go. There we go.
02:47:07
Speaker
We needed that. We needed that. we What were you trying to say, Glick? You trying to say something. Oh, Jesus Christ, Glick. What is that? Before you pull Brittany and rage quit on He does it on her. I just wanted to point out that Jersey said something...
02:47:22
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Very important in the comments. Because it is like a fucking couple of geese. Make sure you like to start me share. that I said it's comments. It's his birthday. I said it's really cool in the comments. All right.
02:47:40
Speaker
Yeah, Brian, you said something really racist in the comments. That's why I ignored it.
02:47:46
Speaker
Wookiees and Sasquatches are not the same, you Mexican. What
02:47:54
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were you... Okay, I'm sorry. like i was just trying to throw that I was just trying to say that Jersey, put in the comments, make sure you guys like, share, and subscribe. i thought you were talking about where she said Sarge is a hottie. Okay, sorry. I was confused. instead of Her and I already discussed Don't you worry about we don't guys can bang on your own time.
02:48:14
Speaker
I'm sorry. I don't think you're sorry. I'm taking my cash back. that shit. I was the one that said, Glick, what are you trying to say? tried to get on the floor, Brittany. tried to do your job for it. This is Glick's fucking world, okay?
02:48:28
Speaker
i mean and i'm going to block i i was the one that said hey glick what are you trying to say ah tried to get on the floor brittany i try to do your job so this is world okay yeah You did. modo modo had my back This is Glick's world. We're all just living in it. MoDog is my battle buddy.
02:48:52
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for For the record, different than when Scotto has his back. Just saying. oh Different thing. yeah but yeah I had you back, man.
02:49:02
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You're the one taking pictures. Yeah, I'm the photographer. exactly He's got meta glasses on right now. I'm the photographer. photographgra He's a generous lover and he said, it's your turn now.
02:49:15
Speaker
right Scotto shares. Hashtag Scotto shares. o Sometimes he makes my job easier. Scotto gives out free protein shakes.
02:49:28
Speaker
That's goddamn. That's only Saul.
02:49:33
Speaker
Brittany, who are you wrestling with? Right? Myself. Brittany, okay? Did she already get the dildo? What the fuck? Oh, no. It's Courtney versus Brittany.
02:49:44
Speaker
what's go Who's going to win? Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Why does it look like Brittany has a fucking an altar to like dead bodies behind her? what Right?
02:49:54
Speaker
oh i love it I fucking love it. It's not an altar. Because I fucking do. I feel so naked tonight. It's pretty. It's for live bodies, but they end up there. dare you to kick me off the Nonsense Network because you'll be back here where all the dead bodies are.
02:50:19
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yeah i have i That's the last network that she was on.
02:50:30
Speaker
I want to throw props at Brittany. I want a sacrificial table too, god damn it. Bulldog enforcer. Brittany, you're a bad bitch.
02:50:41
Speaker
like have one out wish rule law enforcer gri your bad bitch anxious yeah oh now you got like scared do you hear him sounds like a new hashtag i'm not going anywhere i'm sorry miss bradley i'm not going anywhere i'm sorry okay yeah yeah might be we give you the watch mikeer my bro like miss bradley be wordr
02:51:12
Speaker
i made a joke tonight that's funny um but i'm gonna kick mo yeah here i'm very right Do it. Do Do it. i Do it. tell you Do it.
02:51:25
Speaker
My biceps is bigger than your fucking thigh, man. Go ahead. Try it. You're not wrong. I'm You don't have to make fun of me, man.
02:51:38
Speaker
ah wasn't and I going to kick them out. It was joke. That was a weird segment. I know. at the radio station? harry grade light He's got military-grade lights. What the fuck is man? I haven't worked out in years, man, but I still got a calf that looks like a fucking rock, man. It's crazy.
02:52:05
Speaker
if i If the rest of my body looks like my legs, would be so crazy. Hashtag giant boy. giant look Oh, dude, check it. I worked out every fucking day. Here's the bed. I was in the choir. I used to work out like crazy. I was lifting when I was in choir. I had 28-inch waist and a 76-inch chest.
02:52:25
Speaker
Oh, dude. I was fucking huge, dude. This has never been more useful than now in my life, and i love it. you system i know I couldn't stand at attention with my arms like straight down and shit, man, because my fucking lats were so big. they like My arms bow out and shit.
02:52:42
Speaker
I prefer a man that has a dad bod. Huh? That's strong. I prefer a man that has like a ah dad bod. Well, I said when I was in the Marine Corps. hybrid Now I'm just a fat ass civilian, man.
02:52:59
Speaker
And like so now he says muscles so they can like throw you around a little bit. Yeah, farm boy's strong, man. So she wants the muscle to be thrown around, but the stomach to land on.
02:53:13
Speaker
Yeah. Has to... That has a glitch. Brittany's like, I want to ride you like a roller coaster at the theme park, goddammit.
02:53:25
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I'm going to go up and down. I got to I got to go. ja thanks my i can It's like four hours past your bedtime man Sleep good man It definitely is Good to see you brother and Thank you for joining us Thanks for having me Happy birthday glick Hey thanks Shaman Have a good night brother i appreciate you man Much love um good Have a great night You too man Have a good one
02:53:57
Speaker
Everyone above the dirt's a good movie. Take care, man. Take care. Tell your wife said hi. you but Got that in perfectly, man. My fucking timing is impeccable, man.
02:54:14
Speaker
Just saying. Yeah, you can and you could not have timed that any better. i was go I was going to say tell your mom I said hi, but... you I don't even know he's fucking married. I don't even know, man.
02:54:26
Speaker
No, he's a girlfriend. He's twice divorced. He's looking for his thrice. Thrice? He's a girlfriend. Jedi, you can't use words you can't spell, man. I'm about to pee my pants. I retract my previous statement. Thrice baby.
02:54:41
Speaker
Thrice baby. That's too funny to be real. Nah, Daniel, was in the Marine Corps. We don't do 11B. That's Army. I was 0311 infantry.
02:54:53
Speaker
then i went Then I did a complete flop and went from infantry to the fucking avionic support side. Complete flop. Two different Marine Corps, man. No. You were hanging out with the Navy guys in the second run. No, no no no no Navy guys. Marine mar Corps has its own aviation branch, but yeah. I was just trying to set up stupid joke. What was it like getting... that na Well, I was going to follow that up with it's like our Navy guys just say it's not queer if it happens on the pier. It's not good unless you push butt.
02:55:24
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Exactly. I call it the U.S. gravy. U.S. gravy, exactly. and back all right Glick is writing all these terms down and that's how he's going to justify not being gay. Wait, what?
02:55:42
Speaker
I'll be gay. What? Well, Scott is here. I'm secure enough in my manhood and my sexuality. I don't give a fuck. I'll beg you to not claim gayness. If I have to impregnate Scotto to how not gay I am, I'll impregnate Scotto. I'm just saying.
02:55:58
Speaker
Scotto's impregnate. And if I can't impregnate him, I'll try a lot. He don't give a fuck. He charges $9.99 a minute. Yeah, just pushy and barren. You're going to to try on it all night, baby, okay? Look, this one's my father. Scotto's burning brown baby boy. Scotto's having to take beautiful babies together. I'm just saying.
02:56:20
Speaker
Our babies have fantastic beards and beautiful nails. That's all I have to say. oh That is... thoses yeah Scott is going to give birth to a black baby and Glick's going to be so pissed off.
02:56:34
Speaker
you there I thought you maybe we were exclusive. What? That ain't my black baby. right baby um ah I thought you loved me. Cheers to Scotto's black baby.
02:56:52
Speaker
No more cheers, dude. I'm getting drunk.
02:56:57
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li um If you can't hang, Angel. I've been drinking since fucking 9 o'clock this morning. Okay, alcoholic. There's steps for that shit, man. Yes, there I am. Hold on one second. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. I want to prepare the toast for Glick's birthday.
02:57:14
Speaker
It's his birthday, weekend, week, whatever. i don't care. Glick, this is to cheating, stealing, lying, and drinking. If you're going cheat, only cheat death. If you're going to steal, steal the heart of Kayla every day.
02:57:28
Speaker
If you're going to lie the cops. Fuck them. And if you're drink, drink with me. I'm a good fucking time. I love you, brother. Thank you. Cheers. Great fucking toast. Hell yeah, Michael.
02:57:40
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I didn't ask. We didn't care. Legendary. Legendary shit. Since we're talking truth, Glick, seriously, I do appreciate your channel, man. It's fucking fun time here with you guys, man. I love you guys. ziard or eight times good Besides tonight, there's usually not drama, you wait. It's a good time. It's a good time.
02:58:04
Speaker
and I don't even know what happened. You took your fucking hat off, Jenna. Shut your fucking mouth. What, you did? about feeling degree in this What happened? No, I love hanging out with you guys, man. that's like Me and Jersey consider Saturday nights our date night on NSN and shit.
02:58:18
Speaker
but leah We really do. We really do. I request this fucking Saturdays on work. Thank you. For real. We didn't get no Jersey tonight. Why didn't Jersey come up and say hi?
02:58:30
Speaker
She hasn't for a while now. Jersey, you okay? She's under MoDog's desk. I think she's still recovering from her Mile High alumni shit. like and i like yeah Clean it up, babe.
02:58:42
Speaker
Come on. She's cleaning out your sickness. In all seriousness, guys, um I love Saturday nights. Obviously, im glad to and is And it has exceeded all expectations.
02:58:57
Speaker
I never thought that it was going to turn into this. And I never thought the Open Door Challenge was going to turn into what it's turned into. and and I would hope tonight is a nightdose. The Open Door Challenge turned into the Back Door Challenge. That's why Brittany When we were dealing with the issues tonight, and I seen the chat when we were before we started the show, and the chat was like,
02:59:18
Speaker
having my bag. That meant lot. You fucking rolled up wrist sleeves for this one. That was great. It meant a lot. meant a lot see yeah I look forward to Saturday night. It's a good time. yeah You got a good thing here, man.
02:59:35
Speaker
You got a good thing here, man. no Great fucking people. Besides Britney, whatever. Great people. Britney's about to be like, fuck you, Glick. Motherfucker. You are the weakest link, Glick. I think Britney now looks at Glick like the big brother she likes and she looks at me like the uncle she fucking hates.
03:00:03
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My bros.
03:00:08
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my bros And they will kick your fucking ass. They won't kick my ass. They they might try, but they won't kick my ass. I trust that. but they might lick But that's why I said uncle and not brother, man. See, I was being respectful, man.
03:00:22
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yeah Uncle brother. Uncle brother. Uncle bro. like james yeah don't don't don't Don't miss my show on Netflix, man. Uncle brother in Kentucky.
03:00:33
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Yeah, I see. Now, all Glick has to do is sit on top of you and you're done for. You don't know how big i am, girlfriend. Me and Glick would be like two grizzly players fighting in the mud, man.
03:00:46
Speaker
Yeah. yeah That's a disgusting joke. kind of won't see that. I won't see that, actually. You might, if we ever hook up and go to the gay bar, you might see that. be but No, dogs. How tall are you? 6'1". It's going to happen. i i was I was telling Kayla about that. You and me going to the gay bar together.
03:01:09
Speaker
it choose okay She's like, okay. I'm only five pounds and I'm only five foot tall.
03:01:21
Speaker
You'll definitely get some free drinks because you guys are kind of dapper. Trust me. I am no stranger to the Gable. Trust me. Look, we've already covered this. Glick has his own chair with his name stenciled on the back of that motherfucker up there. oh yeah, that's right. I forgot about that.
03:01:42
Speaker
Somebody had to sound out his own good name. Glick walks in and it's like chairs and shit, man. Here's the thing about that chair though, my dog. I sat in and farted. Well, ha ha ha, I shit in that motherfucker.
03:01:57
Speaker
Do you have a specific answer that you asked for? it again, Britt. Do you have a specific answer that you asked for?
03:02:08
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Yes. Her name is Cinnamon. She's my dad. Oh, fuck fuck. You know what? That makes sense. My dancer is Sugar. so I was like just about to fucking say that, you motherfucker.
03:02:24
Speaker
Oh, my God. I made Britney malfunction. My dancer is Barry. Dingleberry. That's why she's doing so well here. bre why she's been so well here I keep going and asking if Johnny Bongs is working tonight and they're like, nah, he ain't on tonight. so but No, he's too busy around the country.
03:02:47
Speaker
Johnny Bongs is the typical answer. No words necessary. might find me some underground shit. The guy ain't sitting there for three hours. Yeah, yeah.
03:03:04
Speaker
watched that. I'm not going to lie. Wait, not back to my underground. Hold on. Johnny, that's the most excited I've ever seen you get, man. thank He's like, yeah, yeah, yeah. You're too young, but you should have been around during the Cuban Missile Crisis. pretty scar us He was pretty animated. No, it wasn't.
03:03:28
Speaker
It was a hell of a time, man. People were selfish. It was a hell of a time. There were drugs. There were whores. It was fucking perfect, man. JFK was off the fucking directory. I want it to happen again.
03:03:41
Speaker
and and He's like, my vision was all stores will have no food in them.
03:03:47
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It will happen again, damn it. We're going have stores with nothing in them. So do I make another one or not? I'll leave it up to you guys. Yes. yes yeah Come on now. Yeah. Come on. Insta yes.
03:04:01
Speaker
three hours in Let's go. be but um I might need to go early. Brittany, you need to calm the fuck down and mix another one too. We need you hear falseindy here.
03:04:14
Speaker
You have no idea what the shit that I've been dealing with. so Brittany, we need you in our lives. I need you guys in my life. So I appreciate like I really do appreciate you guys being here. Thank you for being here.
03:04:30
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I love you. I know it's for you, technically, but no. i appreciate for being here. Thank you. Brittany, we love you. You're awesome. We love you, Brittany.
03:04:42
Speaker
Huh? But you're not leaving just yet. You're with us for little longer.
03:04:51
Speaker
I'm doing the podcast. I need to wipe these tears from my eyes because you guys keep fucking with me. It's not fair to me. cardo What are you doing? You're fine.
03:05:04
Speaker
Thinking about how balls taste. That's what he's doing. do what Jedi. Stop. I'm not wrong. Don't put your fucking thoughts in his head.
03:05:17
Speaker
Yeah, I'm asking you, not you. Scotto, what are you doing? Sorry, Dave. Nothing. Just nothing. No, I feel that. you I feel that.
03:05:29
Speaker
That's what I told other people earlier today. I was like, I'm literally doing nothing. You human. Because life happens, and sometimes you have to do-
03:05:48
Speaker
can talk she measures You lost all function. You're like, are you in here? really I'm pretty sure.
03:05:59
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You ain't talking to all of us to fucking meet your fucking shit, Glick. It's my fucking shit. Shut up, Angel. You guys are all talking and then you all get quiet. Now you guys want to get quiet. You interrupted her. You interrupted her.
03:06:19
Speaker
We get quiet when we talk. We respect you so much. Not. no yeah yeah Not. Welcome back to 1993. Michael's all that in a bag of chips. The best person in the world was born. Me, bitch.
03:06:37
Speaker
When you born 93? 93, motherfucker. ninety so the da but broken You're years younger yeah ten years younger me
03:06:50
Speaker
Oh, Michael's transgender. You look younger than you are. not trans. I'm a book. But you're amazing, Brittany. You are too. I love you.
03:07:02
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so Love you all. You guys are all. Thank you, Angel. Specifically, you have to suck up for me 100%. Thank you, Angel.
03:07:19
Speaker
Glick's like, hey, I love you. Angel, if we were in the streets and we were together... I'd have her back.
03:07:27
Speaker
Oh, find a bitch for her. i I clearly don't have her back. Or a dude for her. No. Glick, stop being such a victim. We got rid of that once. Boom. my dude. Good night. we got rid of that one
03:07:44
Speaker
you oh god dear good night Oh my god. Wait, what did you just fucking say? Are you talking about... Never mind. I don't want to say... ever minds no but Never mind. You and Angel were just loving each each other.
03:07:58
Speaker
Michael just landed in the motherfucking plane. didn't hear a very damn thing he said. i ignored him waiting for Brittany to talk. I'll look at it later.
03:08:10
Speaker
But I will say these two dudes have helped me out. so motherfucking much. They're my big fucking bros. I got you, bitch. Thank you. like Thank you.
03:08:25
Speaker
You're real. I love you like a sister. you You're my gal, bitch. I'm not repeating what I already said. I wouldn't blame you. wasn't
03:08:40
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she there
03:08:46
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Look, for real, I want i want to express you. You have my permission. Go hang out with your girl, dude. Go enjoy your birthday. Yeah, we got this, Blake. Yeah, Jedi will fucking sit there and make me shit yourself. I'm going to go get your hanky-panky on.
03:09:02
Speaker
like if you like at je i rose fuck you sit there and make me let me you know go get your hany pe yeah I don't need anybody's permission. That's literally what we were just talking about. just wanted to get a solution, that's all. Oh, thank you. Well, hold down the fort while you're player you're going to get your freak on. network tolix network It's my network. in my See, I'm different from him. I'm like, fuck that. Hang out with us.
03:09:33
Speaker
Go get some poontang Click I need your cash out man I need to send you some birthday money man Well Brittany put it up You don't have to do that Well it ain't gonna be much man But it's just a happy birthday. daa It won't pop up. It's at the bottom. It's been at the bottom the whole time. give you Glick, if you have Venmo, I'll send you birthday present. Otherwise, fuck off.
03:10:06
Speaker
Okay, so my birthday was just on the 6th and none of y'all bitches sent me anything. What the fuck? Bitch, I gave you something tonight. Shut up. Shut Consider my late birthday. I was going to bring that shit up tonight. and like Hey, we didn't have a lot shit for Brittany's birthday, which were glicks.
03:10:25
Speaker
That's fucking bullshit. Brittany's birthday was arbitration so down Oh, pump the brakes. Pump the fucking hate train.
03:10:37
Speaker
None of you sons of bitches. I had to do my own post on social media telling myself happy birthday. I had to create my own fucking life. brought you half birthday. Thank you very much. The fact that you gave yourself a happy birthday is weird. I'm sorry.
03:10:50
Speaker
um' sorry I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I love you, dude. However, happy birthday. And I told you to have a birthday on your birthday. Birthdays are a sensitive subject around here. I don't have the way to contact you, but you said love your being. Play it.
03:11:06
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Blaze did not give you a happy birthday, so he booted him from the network. Blaze did not give me a happy birthday. Actually, he did. He did give him a happy birthday by removing himself from the situation and making things a lot easier.
03:11:19
Speaker
Bro. I literally titled the show too much. That was inappropriate. I shouldn't have and everybody I don't regret saying it. It wasn't much, man, but happy birthday, bitch. but also Shut the fuck up.
03:11:33
Speaker
Shut the fuck up. Rock is in the but Thank God. fucking host is here. A fucking host is here. The host. The founder. and The host is here. The part of the network is here.
03:11:47
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Rocky. Hashtag Glick Who, but hashtag Glick Who? was a hashtag hashtaglickho but hashtag li who go like Go get your ah thing on.
03:12:00
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Ross got this in here. Rocky, how you doing, dude? I'm good, man. I'm sorry. I i was planning on jumping on a lot earlier, and I got called into work. and so yeah Whatever. Bullshit.
03:12:12
Speaker
Bullshit. Whatever. you Just kidding. was at the strip club, bro. I'm just kidding. You got called in to work to drop a few shows. if you sat in a chair that had Glick's name on it, it wasn't the strip club.
03:12:28
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Just saying.
03:12:37
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You have something to say to Glick right now. already said it to him earlier. Okay, say it again, bitch. sent secret ah ah secret little little picture of myself just to make him super happy. sucky sucky now.
03:12:55
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That's what he likes. Glick got him a little brown sugar for his birthday. Yeah. Yeah, bro. It was much talent. It wasn't a Okay, it was 10 inches of brown sugar. Whatever.
03:13:12
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It was kind of like a collage. He had to blend two photos together in his gallery. His camera couldn't get it all in one picture. He had to do the panoramic view. Yeah, exactly. Rock meets Scotto. Scotto meets Rock.
03:13:29
Speaker
Hashtag dick bros. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. music video think you so to because he's getting off on this right now we we fucking hashtag dick bros i'm sorry i'm sorry actually but you have I stood naked with 35 other fucking Marines, man. I'm telling you, all black dudes are not hung.
03:13:56
Speaker
Just fucking saying. But camp story that takes like less than 30 seconds? Yes. They would make us every morning. Takes less than 30 seconds. Boom! but some are and but some are you want you want you want you want hear a boot camp story that takes like less than thirty seconds yes they would they would make us every morning they'd come in like takes less than thirty seconds go no yeah yeah The gray shorts.
03:14:22
Speaker
So like on day like two of boot camp, they they figured out like, you know, they come in doing the typical shit, right? Banging the fucking the garbage can, throwing them down the middle of the squad bay. Like, you know good fuck up, getting everybody out of the rack and shit, right?
03:14:33
Speaker
but So we're all we're all standing on fucking line. You know, there's like 30 on one side, 30 on the other. We're all staring at attention and are like T-shirts and boxer shorts, right? And this fucking black guy that was down at the end of the fucking line that I was on, y'all know what peripheral vision is, right?
03:14:51
Speaker
ands well This motherfucker was like 18 fucking people away from me, right? And going try to, like, I saw this.
03:15:01
Speaker
yeah yeah yeah piss hards in the morning right this motherfucker had a dick like a horse I am not even shitting you 18 people away from me out of my peripheral vision I could see that shit and once the fucking drill instructor figured out that that happened to him every morning that's how our fucking morning started every god damn morning yeah like just stand there watching this motherfucker I don't know. Maybe it was location joke. you had to be there, but it was kind of funny. The roots are crowing. That's how you know it's morning. Hey, sorry. You got to understand. right You asked. You asked. Nine, ten grand's approved.
03:15:37
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Nine, ten grand's approved. The roots are growing are growing.
03:15:44
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The people that were most pissed off were the black dudes with little dicks, man. They're like, ah it's a mis they like that' mother Do you remember when Comedy Central used to be a thing and they had actually... Sorry, Brittany.
03:15:56
Speaker
Go on. No, no, no. I wasn't going to say anything. i was the cancel was... The cancel was for me. It's about fourth time tonight. I mean, you still. Let me see you again. You're awesome, brother. All right, little boo Jedi talk.
03:16:17
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me And that's how you kill it. Can you say anything? Jedi heard little dick. He was like, wait, wait, I'm next. I'm next. Hey, what's going on, Jersey?
03:16:28
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lips slow swell I got a story, too. I got story,
03:16:38
Speaker
What the fuck just happened, man? You killed it. Me? like yeah No, no, no. I'm kidding. I bought you shut up on the honky shut up. speaking Happy birthday.
03:16:50
Speaker
Happy birthday, buddy. That was a quickie. That was a quickie. Either his back hurts or he's trying to fart. One of the two. either his back hurts or he's trying to fart to he cant take he take so yeah
03:17:09
Speaker
Did you wipe back to front? the fuck? Did you wipe back to front? Are you kidding me right now? Brittany, in all honesty, I'm surprised you didn't kick me off this motherfucker two hours ago, man. Seriously. I know you do. I know you do. It's a struggle. It's an internal struggle, man.
03:17:32
Speaker
But I'm fucking funny, so you let it slide. So, so i'm not but i'm fucking funny so you let it slide so ah I'm fucking funny too. You know my wife.
03:17:44
Speaker
like more than one than I like humor. i think it's i think it's funny.
03:17:54
Speaker
you know brittany white why do you hate me man'am ah hate i don't hate i' been nothing but nice to you Except for five days a week. I don't know. It nothing to do with time, I'm saying.
03:18:12
Speaker
There might be one person. and No, I don't hate anyone. it doesn't both um'm just going to say that. haven I just hope everybody does better.
03:18:24
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hai know and like letting them dival If I did better, i'd be Jedi. i Just saying. Not all of us can be dead eyes. That's crazy. That's crazy talk.
03:18:38
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Hey, I have my own saber lightsaber to fucking fight you with. So come on. Bring it, bitch. I'll have a lightsaber.
03:18:50
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yeah Are we having lightsaber fights now? Is that what I heard? Let's go, bro. Let's go. oh go oh Hang on, I'll get this shit started. Just getting hot.
03:19:02
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it's get fuck around and find out oh okay who can hear Just
03:19:10
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Jersey's like, put your fucking lightsaber away, goddammit. Oh my Jersey. you and Jersey, you need to come up here, man. Your man's kind of half drunk. You need to come up here, man.
03:19:22
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Jersey, you got to babysit. need to be controlled. My babysitter is not...
03:19:29
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do that know you're good but what was that collect my my baby my babysitter is not oh not able to babysit. Say more, Glick. Say more. don't know if it's really better me or her right now.
03:19:56
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ye two oh they fo on that for you promise you would you she was unimpressed how about we we in there yeah huh very impressive Not my dick size, but and everything else is where I'm not Personality. It ain't all about dick size. Don't worry about it, man. I'm not saying like girls with small hands, but know, whatever.
03:20:17
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it ain't all about dick's eyes don't worry about it man and and no i like like a little bit so of eyes youre gonna girls have smaller the time of neck and amazing my yourbook tonight was not saying i like girls with small hands but you know whatever
03:20:40
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Oh my god, Moe Doug. Jersey got some pretty fucking hands. Just saying. See, I have big hands. that's why i i Of course you do. It's because you got toe fingers, goddammit.
03:20:57
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Exactly. So I have issues with it, I guess. Well, if if you hold a dick like that, that that's the issue, man.
03:21:09
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I'm going show you how I fucking hold a dick, first of all. It don't matter what size the guy is. As long as you do his job and you can't, his fucking silver tongue will do it for you. and say i could Don't make me lick my forehead again. I'm just saying. What are we doing tonight? It's fucking Saturday. What are you talking about, man? dumbing This is every fucking Saturday here, man.
03:21:33
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know it goes Act like it's your first fucking week here, Brittany. God damn. It's a perverted string. My fingers and hands are so long. ah Somebody clip that.
03:21:47
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321.46. 321.46. Clip it. Guys, clip it. What? Say more shit to get him in trouble, Rock. weapon it guysla your fuck up gle but what
03:22:00
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it was rockness said that say some more shit to get him in trouble rock
03:22:08
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You better watch how talk to the godfather. It's killing to me. I apologize. Happy birthday. and you come You come to me on my birthday and you ask for a favor? I'm sorry. I got it wrong. Oh I see how you Little bitch. Little bitch? Wait, what did I do?
03:22:28
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oh yeah i see how you turn your head off and run away well let's well bit's back our phone rocks at your window later wait what did i do Work emergency that, motherfucker.
03:22:41
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What's your plan for that, Rock Lee? There's a Sasquatch in your backyard throwing rocks at your window. Rock's like, I had to go to a warehouse where sex toys were involved. bro yeah You're coming in. Don't even worry about it, bro. You're the weakest one. Goodbye. and Good job. like I wish it was in my backyard.
03:23:03
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I don't know how to take Oh, Welcome back.
03:23:18
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and often bri there with a blank sure the news of everything and i mean who wouldve want to help me ended up yeah i'm not eaten all day man i cannot go to tsa drunk that will not work out good i sure don't be a person Oh, I have been to TSA. Joe Rogan in the background.
03:23:38
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Fuck Joe Rogan. That's Glick's arch enemy. I know. I'll fuck that man. I swear to God.
03:23:50
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There's a reason he doesn't come up here. He knows. can't fuck with you. like he can't I'm a podcaster. Glick would finish in his belly button.
03:24:01
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Yeah. it's good i will i will I have no shame in my game. In front of you. yeah This is one that's, this is somewhere in Europe. I think that's a stag.
03:24:12
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And this this bear is just fucking dragging this. We're going to get copywritten. new We're going to be copywritten.
03:24:25
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I've never said that way before, Glick. That was fun. you know They're going to write it in the stars because we're going be copywritten.
03:24:38
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Copy Glick. this gramar a good one We're to be copy-glitten. Oh my, fuck you, dude. Moe, don't be bloody to a fuck you both.
03:24:51
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I'm tired of this fucking Glick shit. Hey, Glick, I just want you to know that i just for your birthday, I unsubscribe from Joe Rogan.
03:25:03
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Everybody, if you want to give Glick a fucking birthday present, unsubscribe from Joe Rogan. Everyone, forget the cash app, everyone. Unsubscribe, bro. Because we all know who the champ is.
03:25:14
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We all know who the champ is. yeah Come on. laugh The glickening is upon us. The is upon That's called the best. um the glickening is upon us that's called the that's called ah Because of Glick, Rogan lost three subscribers tonight.
03:25:35
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He's going to be so... Oh, no. what Whatever will he fucking do? like, why did i lose three subs? That sucks. I'm going to do a podcast about it. Why do I feel like this is some Ohio shit? What the fuck?
03:25:49
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God, you're funnier than I thought you would be. Who are you talking to? are you talking to? Oh, Rocky. Oh, you know what? Fuck you, Brittany.
03:26:02
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Hey, I'm a pretty funny guy. Oh, havent hey white Have you seen the motherfucker in the warehouse? I mean, come on. Okay. oh bri right man It's bitch. It's Brittany, bitch, but we don't have that anymore. but Never mind.
03:26:24
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Yes, we did. You did it about an hour ago. You know what? If enough people unsubbed Joe Rogan, we get it back. right Yeah, guys. That's that's the goal tonight. If you guys unsubscribe, hit 1,000 subscribers. Five. Five is the goal. Five. yeah five five It's going to put a dent in his bottom line.
03:26:42
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Dude. Glick was literally stealing money out his pocket. Yeah, what's up? Check your Snapchat. I just sent you something. are you motherfuckers in Snapchat? can you spin on that So we don't have Snapchat.
03:26:59
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you I do not have Snapchat. so that i can play Fucking old man. You know what's funny, Brittany? I've had Snapchat longer you probably. That's my new theme song.
03:27:10
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okay let me like Okay, I got you, bro. I know that he can do it. i don't I don't expect him to do it right now, but I know he can do it right now because is also the guy that...
03:27:24
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30 seconds notice. Do it, Rock. Do it. Britney Spears. It took him 20 minutes and I got a Britney Spears cover. And this goofy bitch beside me thought, Rocky did it for me.
03:27:37
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No, he did it for me. Slore. Slore. Fucking slore. You would have never heard of the word slore if it wasn't for me. So fuck you. Yeah, I would have just called you a whore instead of a slore.
03:27:52
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Okay, and? This is so much better than calling you a whore. cause you're go She's like, truth don't hurt, bitch. Glick, give me 10 minutes.
03:28:06
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That's what Glick's girlfriend said, too. i didn' mood loved good You'd lucky to get i write a minute A minute's pushing it i'm just saying yeah That's my guy right there He's gonna get us a whole ass Fucking Rockley remake I'm definitely sticking around for this man Fuck TSA Wait what I don't know what the fuck it's happening I stopped listening for a second Because I got look a little off Okay
03:28:41
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That's so unlike you. but oh really? Is it? It is. Noah's being sarcastic. Who's speaking? and swing Who the Wait. Why is...
03:28:56
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speaking why
03:29:01
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so oh wait why is
03:29:08
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I don't get pissed off. i just I've been going through a lot. So a lot of things have been a little sensitive to me lately. And I apologize for snapping at you guys. But you guys are fucking assholes.
03:29:20
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sometimes Thank you very much. Yeah. And ill I'll take all the heat that you guys get for give to me too.
03:29:32
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You know I can hang.
03:29:35
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What the fuck is everybody doing right now? Where did everyone go? were you are you kicking people out? let them right ah No, I haven't kicked out anybody else.
03:29:47
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No. I only kicked out one person. Background, lazy Jedi. Let's go okay we can go. Sorry, my phone died for a second. had to go on my charter real quick.
03:29:58
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Don't fucking kick me out again, man. Just saying. Don't fucking do it. Actually, she didn't do it. I i hit the wrong fucking tab. Mine was my phone died. I was like, oh, fuck. Here we go. No one ever said the reason smart.
03:30:15
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Exactly. When work boots are up your asshole, you're going to fucking love it. Wait, who are you talking to? Are you talking to me? Are you talking to me? Shit.
03:30:27
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Fucking bring it Bring it. going to watch. I told you. yeah yeah Three versus $19.99 a minute. Bring it. Bring it. hey Don't make me get Rex back up here because I know he's got a song for that.
03:30:42
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oh I'm sure Barley does too. Barley does too. A stone song. love that you're talking about
03:30:58
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you said You said take a break and I was about to grab a song. but
03:31:03
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We can all... Das Boot. Das Boot. This is your show. Is it? Is it though? Is it really? The Boot.
03:31:16
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Das Boot. Yes, it is. Brittany's like, I want him to think that. so i've I've done forewarn Brittany because she oversteps too much. Just like that.
03:31:35
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No one's afraid.
03:31:38
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i mean, i'm I'm a little afraid. so I wouldn't be. I met him in person and it wasn't that terrifying. old Don't take of my are big teddy a teddy a teddy don't know you're I don't if teddy know you're teddy I don't a bear. don't a teddy bear. you're know you're teddy don't a teddy bear.
03:31:59
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don't if teddy I teddy don't know you're if if bear. if a bear. look down upon you're teddy know a know bear. a teddy bear.
03:32:14
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if you're teddy you're bear.
03:32:18
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and Would that be sister or slister? actually stop ah don is schmorster Kind of like my broster, but a slister. Thanks, Brittany. I'm going for 20 those for the night.
03:32:31
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Dude, I love that. No, Mo Dog, you've been getting on my ass all night. Ew. Fuck. No, I haven't. Fuck.
03:32:43
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I have not. I deny that statement. before I speak.
03:32:52
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That's some strong ass water. now Yeah, we need a break, I think. first have all You can go take a break. The show's not going
03:33:06
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to take a break. Okay, well then I'm just going to keep getting fucked up and let's go. I dare you. I dare you to fucking do that.
03:33:18
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Hey, Brittany. Cheers. get out there and drink hang them been drinking water you like pay bri yeah Cheers, heres one dog here' brittanney sea all you y'all everybody me guys what you say
03:33:41
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that tastes good and the motherfucker right good means say Right. one Good motherfucker. I'll definitely see me so getting something to eat at the airport. while get do it Don't do it. Don't do it.
03:34:01
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Last time i at at the airport, I was on my way to California. and I'm telling you right now, dude, I got so fucking sick. was sick for six out of the eight fucking days on the California tour. was terrible.
03:34:12
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Really? Joel, you can get the Air Force. john In the airport. Good truck stop. Well, I'm a bachelor, so I guess that means I'm going make some fucking expired soup from 2017 before I leave. That will be better for you.
03:34:26
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Actually, I guess I'm not a bachelor anymore, technically. I said it just to piss Brittany off. That doesn't do anything to me.
03:34:37
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I love how I did that. Hey, Brittany. Cheers. I just not right. relative to to Well, Angel. don't need to do it.
03:34:50
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damn it and sure want to hang out got yeah cheers michael come on and you say you had suburbbon do i do like have amazing i lotock i i'm I'm trying to slow down on all that shit.
03:35:07
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So, Saturdays, y'all make me drink and it's just... Y'all, y'all. Have a little self-control and own your drunkenness. Which I'm fucking doing.
03:35:18
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Alright. Well, cheers. God. That's all the hell. Here you go again. Oh, shit. Can't say it, not drink, huh? Sorry.
03:35:30
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Right? I'm already tipsy as it is. Military wife. I fucking know she's all too well. Hey, Angel. Yeah. Did I hear you? I know somebody in your family is a Marine a former Marine. My dad's a Marine. My cousin's Marine. My cousin's a Marine.
03:35:50
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all did Did I hear you once say you're like close to Pendleton? No, my cousin was stationed there for a long time. Nice try, Stogler. kind Nice try stalker.
03:36:04
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okay <unk> now shiva She done doxxed my ass last weekend. She was like are you blah blah blah. I will not say it in public or on live stream but I know the actual name.
03:36:17
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I thought you said you got to go to Pendleton. go to pendleton No, did a couple times because I was three hours away. was in Mojave, California or Cal State.
03:36:30
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um i used to come over a weekend and sometimes they take me down there. Okay. Because he didn't have a place on base. He preferred his own apartment. So, yeah.
03:36:41
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like But I went Pantone a lot. And I found out where all the fucking hidden shit is. that is There is some hidden shit there Oh yeah, back roads What do you mean hidden shit?
03:36:54
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Nothing na You to know Allegedly Allegedly, right?
03:37:03
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Let's just say They you are ready for whatever fucking comes I just started to say, just know you're protected and know They're ready for whatever comes thanks trojan And them bunkers And everything else Yep You know, people would freak out if they realized, like, across the United States how much shit there was. It was like, had their back that they don't even fucking know.
03:37:26
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Like, bring it on. There's a reason our fucking country has never been invaded and never will be. yeah both of it no There actually is.
03:37:37
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Not to mention, you know, like, half the fucking population has three or more fucking, you know, that they own, you know. is legal It's legal here. We're good.
03:37:52
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i And we carry.
03:37:58
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We don't need to get into all of that. We ain't going there. Just saying. The zombie apocalypse or anything that happens. I hope it does. It's a marine thing.
03:38:12
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Covered, right? hope it does. Just say where. I'm there.
03:38:18
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just say where's i'm there Tonight Island, let's go. it with me there I fucking hope for that to happen. like yeah I have my Marine family and Army family on as well.
03:38:33
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They have their arms. Tonight Island, let's go. We got it. And a bunch of the ammo. mean A legitimate reason to just go around popping off? Yeah. I'm in Simon.
03:38:50
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Sign me up Dude let's go i want the fucking zombie apocalypse to happen I'm terrified zombies you guys Why You just gotta double tap man Didn't you watch the movie Fuck you just double tap yeah I was sick as fuck with pneumonia Michael knows this thought I told him last week that him and Blaze were doing their show That's the thing it was.
03:39:14
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And I'm terrified of fucking zombies. Like, i was sick as fuck and watched so the original Living Dead, and I freaked the fuck out. just go out on YouTube and watch videos from Kensington Street in Philadelphia.
03:39:26
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You'll see zombies. Zombies tear for me, though. I would not have expected that from you, Angel, to be honest. like Zombies and clowns. Fuck that shit.
03:39:38
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oh clowns I can't do it i say we What is it with clowns? Why do clowns scare so many fucking people? because Why can you have a happy face all time And you're fucking like fucked up?
03:39:50
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It depends on the clown for me Some of them are pedophiles That's why I wasn't going there, but you did So yeah, yes, exactly They're like, they're creepy. They're fucking smiling all the time and they fucking do shit fucked up shit. Like, they should fucking just run for the state or something. I don't know.
03:40:12
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Wait, there I do. Never mind. It's all good. I'm over that clown shit. But what were we talking about before that clown shit? Zombies.
03:40:23
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Zombies. I do love zombies and I i dream about zombies. Like, The reason Brittany's not afraid of zombies is she knows she's safe.
03:40:34
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They eat brains. Oh my. Fuck you, Michael. he has like the
03:40:46
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Can I get a damn? Damn, son. thank you Thank you. Thank you. Mic drop. dog Thank you, by the way.
03:40:57
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you know I'm scared of them. I just don't want to kill them because like they were people. 2,000 is not a lot, man, but hopefully it helps out, man. a A six-pack and an all-purple box of crayons. There you go. There you go.
03:41:10
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there you go by way program and a dick is the best, man. i mean just saying purple my grape this like yeah that nick but purple was the best man purple is there's There's arguments out there about red being, you know, but I'm all i'm all about purple.
03:41:28
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Yeah, and purple's not great. You don't taste great at purple. I didn't know that there was a best favorite flavor of crayons until I met Mo Dog, and then he he put me on to it. Purple crayons.
03:41:41
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He's a Marine. And I've learned one thing about Marines. Can't call them former Marines. sort marine Always a Marine. Goddamn right. My ex-wife's grandfather.
03:41:56
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Which one? I've only been married one time. How many times have you been married, motherfucker? Brittany, the only people that say, ooh-rah, are people right out of boot camp. Once we get out in the fleet, you bark. man You're like, in Al Pacino.
03:42:09
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We're in Al Pacino.
03:42:15
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Hang on up here. I'll bring it down to your level. Ooh, raw.
03:42:21
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Oh, I have ah members in my family that are part of the Marines, Navy and Army. So we were being invaded. The only time I say, Ooh, raw is if i I'm like literally typing it to somebody, you know what I mean? like yeah Like otherwise, like we just bark.
03:42:41
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We're like dogs, man. We can like sniff each other out in a crowd and shit. a bulldog. There's a marine close by. What?
03:42:53
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It's red like this. That's the Navy. They say hoo-yah. Hoo-yah. Hoo-yah. Hoo-yah. right o ah ah
03:43:02
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but that's the navy they say who ya ah ah yeah yeah fair school um like yeah I shit you not, man. I was on a fucking med cruise once and we were out PT and on the fucking deck on a fucking, no on on a, on a Navy boat. Right.
03:43:22
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But all the Marines are out there PT and we're sweating our ass off, man. Like working out like a motherfucker. And, and these fucking Navy guys are sitting there and like kitty fucking like blow up pulls and shit. like just like sunning themselves drinking margaritas and shit. i'm like, what the what fuck am I at, man? un shape Let them have their moment.
03:43:41
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ah guy I ain't hating on them. I got respect for everybody that joins in any of the branches, man. You know, I'm just saying there is a difference. Just saying center there's a difference. and there is some their jobs and so For sure. before say something. So,
03:43:57
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one you know what never mind i'm gonna shut up before i say something I tried to join the Marines, the Army, and the National Guard, because of... Toes too long. Because of... i i tried to join the marine the army and the national guard but because of um so was too long is because Health issues, I wasn't able toines armying that to. Guard.
03:44:23
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Me too. joined the Air Force, and they told me no because of my threat and whatever else. and my problems yeah so this is I forgot about that. This is not directed at at either one of you guys, but us us military vets love to fucking talk to guys that come up say, I was going to join.
03:44:40
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and Where are you? Where are you?
03:44:44
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No, no, no. I know there's legit times and reasons. Where's the puppy? where is the puppy Puppy's downstairs sleeping. Damn it. know you love that shit. I unfortunately was like one of those real people who i unfortunately was like one of those real people who what i originally wanted to do when i was going to join i couldn't do because fucking private ryan i was the sole survivor of my family yeah that's what i'm saying there's there's there's legitimate reasons i was being i was just like no don't be anything i literally want I'm not being a fucking dick. I'm just saying I know there's legitimate fucking reasons, but because there's like 98% of the fucking people that say it is not a fucking legitimate reason.
03:45:28
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yeah That's what I'm fucking saying. um like There really are, because as a civilian, I've had those conversations with guys. or like i was gonna go into the world theory but you know i'll blow my knee out playing football it's like michelle football you ever played with madden on the xbox come back i wanted to do because of the sole survivor bo and like don't worry there's plenty of other jobs you can do and i'm like cool man let's do this and then there was i did have a lot of uh medical issues am i were
03:46:03
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My recruiter and and the guys in the recruiter office, they fought their asses off for me. asses for you. They didn't circle around anybody.
03:46:13
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You gave them the opportunity. Yeah, and there are legit reasons. Yeah, absolutely. mine is our mine Mine was more directed to the guys that don't have a legit reason.
03:46:26
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Yeah, and like Hawks. Oh, we know. We know. Yeah. I'm just saying. like Britt prettyt seemed like she got a little upset there. That's why like, let's just change the subject. we try
03:46:40
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Let's go back to the death table behind you, Brittany. How many sacrifices have you had on there in the last 30 days?
03:46:48
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and Not enough. 30 for 30? Some on the panel. thirty for thirty ten people on panel My aunt Nikki is fucking calling me.
03:47:03
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Can we listen? Can we listen? like and She's dying from liver failure. I'd rather not have that here. Sorry. You guys have a extra liver. That'd be great.
03:47:23
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My liver and we're shoot. Yeah, you don't want my liver. My cousin's daughter only a year old and then you shot a little
03:47:36
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anyway actually back onto like good shit please so i was fucking this midget once right behind the circus tent and she showed up like everybody shut up like yeah and go ahead i'm not here for it what what what happened next finish the fucking story bit Well, then the donkey came up and he was juggling and it blew my mind. I was like, what the fuck?
03:48:04
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Seriously? Sorry, Jedi.
03:48:10
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sorry jet i didn't to get that awkward boner. yeah great Where is Jedi? That motherfucker done passed out, man. Jedi is at some Make-A-Wish hospital. ki this with by ah he's like, I a tan.
03:48:24
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i won its hand my god Thank you. I needed that. Thank you. Oh my God. That's funny shit. My fool kills it every time. 100%.
03:48:39
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slide father are thank you i needed that because what they give hope ones yeah thank you oh my god that's funny shit no my fool kills it every time one hundred percent Stand up. Let's go.
03:49:05
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Well, let's all see it. I wish I could show it to you. did 30 minutes way before I was ready to do 30 minutes. and There was one table at all in the whole bar listening. and all they did was It was like a comedy show.
03:49:19
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I was doing for a table full of my dad just staring at me thinking I should have got him aborted.
03:49:29
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I survived it. i'm so i'm um I'm a little bit happy that you made it through. I'm a little happy.
03:49:40
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I mean, through getting getting Getting out of that abortion? That is such a passive-aggressive fucking Britney statement, man. and No, I'm just kidding. Kind of happy you didn't get sucked out by a tube.
03:49:53
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Just saying. You were happy, but it might have been better if you didn't. No, it probably would have been better. I'm
03:50:01
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i'm very glad that you are alive because you have helped me out. you and big props to quick The Irish goodbye. right yeah For real. Where the fuck he just He went into that he heard blowop what
03:50:22
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and this shit right fucking now Imagining me dead got a heart instantly. He had to go. He does not like the threat that I pose. i could hear her voice in the background. I couldn't hear exactly what she was saying. She said, fuck these retards. I heard it. I heard it clear as day, man. Fuck these retards. That's what she said.
03:50:43
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She's like, this is what the fuck you do on Saturday nights, man?
03:50:49
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she's like this is what the fuck you do on saturday nights but You know what? Walk your shit and leave. Happy birthday, Glick. Glick, I just hope you hit the like on the way out, man. Just saying. He's lucky if he hits at least one side. Sorry, I keep dipping because my son's got a friend from one town and he wants his friends here nowadays.
03:51:15
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Yeah, I'm not saying you sound like shit, Angel, but you kind of sound like shit. Yeah, I'm not being toxic. I meant your audio. You're at the beach.
03:51:31
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got beaches and fucking AZ? beach.
03:51:37
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Okay, cool. I'll change it out. We knew that, but let me say something real quick. Everybody, like, share, subscribe. Thanks for that graphic suit.
03:51:49
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yeah sue did a damn good job on the graphics. That is Michael's wife. She is the bomb.
03:52:01
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Yeah. Give us a fucking like, share, subscribe if you like what you see. If you don't like what you see, like it anyway. If you hate it, share it out to all the hate groups.
03:52:13
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Okay. the
03:52:16
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Hey, Brittany, my woman's getting ready go to bed. Can she get a good night from you? Shut the fuck up. What the fuck, man? Bulldog, bulldog. Sorry, bulldog. I was being serious. Tell Stu good night for me.
03:52:30
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bulldog vote out i bought up say i was being serious like tell stupid night for me Are you fucking kidding me i wouldn hasn't been Tell stupid. I said my woman's getting ready to go to bed. Can you tell her goodnight?
03:52:48
Speaker
I can't hear shit. need hearing aids. Like really bad. sorry. i can't hear shit i mean ear hearing aids like really bad i'm sorry Or Q-tips.
03:53:00
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no No, I clean my ears. I do. Are we back to the earwax conversation? God damn, my ear turns down.
Apologies and Party Stories
03:53:11
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That's loud.
03:53:13
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So, what have we learned tonight? it I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I came at you like that. No, dog. I'm sorry. you just been You do get aggressive with me for some reason, man. like You get very fucking aggressive with me, man.
03:53:27
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tonight i'm here i'm here for it though it's all good it's all good it's all good hey we're rocking uh what's name glitko what's his name well rock showed up at uh the house he's at and now they're filming the porno right exactly all right okay okay Rock slide, I made you a song. band caba like I for a little bit because, like said, my son's got bunch friends over her for another party every Saturday. Oh, well, let's see them.
03:53:56
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Go on camera. Let's see them. No, friend don't show up. Well, they're all legal. they're all legal they are They are legal, but no. He's got two different things groups of friends, one from one town that they grew up in and one from their town he grew up in.
03:54:11
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So, yeah, no. I don't remember what stream it was on, but it was a few weeks back, man. She like he was showing them the whole night. They were playing beer pong and getting fucking stupid. was my daughter's birthday. Our birthday party. Is that what it was? Our birthday party, yeah.
03:54:23
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They're partying their ass off, man. zegger down the long e fun the saturday Is that sing? Yeah, probably Saturday. ah Is that your daughter that's singing you about stand-up? Yes.
03:54:35
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No, my sister. My sister is standing up. Oh, okay. My fault. My fault. My sister does. My daughter's from the mirror. Michael, I'm not saying you're off. It's back to being a dick. but Oh, but no it just it started bubbling up. Never mind.
03:54:51
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That's what they all say. Well, I talked to my sister about it. She said, don't want talk nobody. order else I'm just going to work at dispatch for the police department and barely take care of my kids and let my husband do everything thing else. I'm like, all right, whatever.
03:55:07
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eighteen s I'm having a vagina. I got to say, I've not seen a real lava lamp in 20 years. No. I gotta say, this right here, thanks to the Sue, my amazing wife.
03:55:21
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She saw... The Sue? Put it into the motif. No, that's not Sue. Yeah, I like it. I like it. No, but you said the Sue. I haven't seen a real one. haven't seen real one forever.
03:55:33
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Does not matter. She's the Sue. Amazing. Fantastic. Terrible judgment in a maid's butt. Other than that...
03:55:45
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awesome Awesome judgment in lava lamp. How's your fucking fro doing, man? How's doing, man? I'm doing all right. um No one cares about you. We went and got the fro. How's it doing?
03:56:00
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Yeah, didn't ask about you. asked about your fro, motherfucker. I was going to say that, but I didn't. Fro's doing right. You going to let it grow out? About another six months, it'll be full grown.
03:56:11
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You to let it grow out? Awesome. yeah Have y'all saw this motherfucker with a fro? It looks good. It looks good. And yet still got married. Good on you, man. Brittany, smile. Smile, Brittany.
03:56:24
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and yet you still got married good on you man ah so that's once a pen
03:56:33
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brittanney smile there' a freak brit out smile bre i'm sorry ah
03:56:42
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Sorry. Yeah, family shit, personal stuff. but I get it. That's why I said smile. Love you. Make me then.
03:56:53
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and I mean that. Love you. I love you, girl. Thank you. My aunt is currently going in surgery, so. Yeah. Well, here's to your aunt and all the positive vibes her way, man.
03:57:06
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My aunt doesn't tell me more than nothing. The reason why she's going in surgery. Let's cheers to it. No, I said i was... God damn it, woman.
03:57:17
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I said I was sending all the positive vibes her way. Fuck. Thank you. i appreciate it. You guys want to see a cool little drawing I did one time? Yes. yes one You need to full screen yourself, man.
03:57:33
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I and just... aye Let me take a drink first. Okay, I'm down with that. and I've been going through a lot of shit.
03:57:47
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I'm trying to keep it together. I kind of picked up on that. That's why I've been kind of fucking with you. I think you just took it the wrong way. I was trying to like lighten the mood and shit for you. And you took it and you took it literal and I didn't mean it literal.
03:57:59
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so well Well, thank you for that. I apologize that I'm not like completely here. No apologies necessary.
03:58:09
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and Okay. Cheers, y'all. Cheers. Cheers. God damn it, don't have a chaser. have water. Chaser. Chasers are for pussies. What are you doing? Shut up.
03:58:25
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Pussies? What are you drinking? Tito's? Tito's? You're a Tito's girl, right?
03:58:33
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I don't know what you're talking about. Exactly. Perfect court answer ah No idea judge No what you're talking about Alright can we all look at Michael's dick lava lamp for a second Ew What Oh I thought you It doesn't look like one Brittany Damn I was nervous for a second Okay so yes That is his That's the nut dropping
03:59:08
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and Yesterday you it looked like a dick embossed. That's what it looked like earlier. Earlier it looked like a straight up penis. Yeah, it did. It totally fucking did.
03:59:20
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And it was awesome and I loved it. And I made fun of him for it. Now it looks like something just splooged all over everything. It's so awesome. Oh, look at that. Look, that's fucking sick. love lava lamp.
03:59:35
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So do I. That's what told him. I haven't seen a real lava lamp in probably 20 years. I love lamp. and Oh my fucking God, Michael.
03:59:48
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I love lamp. You just said that. I know. I was there.
03:59:57
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Nice recap. Nice recap. Yep.
04:00:03
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listen entire time are we talking He's going to use it in his next live show. No. Probably. Yeah, let's do it. we're not go He's going to start to set off with, so there's this chick I know named Brittany.
04:00:15
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No, I'm not. get There's this little bitch named Brittany. She's little. She's a tough-ass bitch, but she's not a bitch.
04:00:28
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You know what, Brittany? As much shit as I give you, I wouldn't want to fucking go up against you in a dark alley, man. you're like You're like one of the motherfuckers that would just be all arms, legs, and feet. I'm like, fuck, I don't know where to hit next, man. like Well, bones, bones, and bones.
04:00:42
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Dude, she will cut you over with an elbow. I know, right? My older brother taught me how to wrestle, so I'm good. Oh, shit. She's from Alabama. We know what that means.
04:00:52
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I can see her in a box cutter. Just saying. a bamla What the fuck are you talking about? My grandpa is from Alabama. You're from Alabama.
04:01:03
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Your daughter is his boss. Oh, my God. great So what is I Love Lamp from? You tell me. who said google What's the actor's name who said it?
04:01:16
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We'll do a little lot of fun trip for it. Personally I have no idea i know there's one that it moog and that's one by don't speak up bingo and said it was i said I love his lamp off thankker man he was yeah he was making a movie reference but it's steve fucking corral froms ma fucking office who played brick tamblin no
04:01:48
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thank you man Bingo. Yes. That's what I said. 60% of times it works every time. Office. Come on now. Good job, Johnny Bongs. He knows his shit.
04:02:02
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Yeah. i fucking love that movie. Yeah. We keep them around. Cankerman? Was that the name we said? Cankerman?
04:02:14
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Bronx is the master of the universe. No one who's not dresses like that. You know what's fucked Glick's not here. him and you and yeah He's getting ahead while they're watching the stream.
04:02:26
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Just saying. He's in bed having a happy birthday. Okay. found over see and what what what's yeah what What's his girlfriend's name? Kayla?
04:02:39
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It's Kayla, right? Or I think, allegedly. Allegedly, right. She's like, bitch, get off that motherfucker. Whatever it's his birthday, it's all up to him.
04:02:53
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He can do what he wants. I'm surprised he stayed this long for real. Yeah. yeah I hope you see this, but don't take it too personally. You're not as good as you think you are.
04:03:05
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Yeah, we we don't miss y'all. I hope you're happy. I'm here to save you. We got Britt and Michael covering for me, so it's all good. and Hey, Johnny Bonks, I want to just show you know um and fuck all y'all for a second.
04:03:23
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Just talk about art. screen. so full screen There Holy Hell yeah. That's fucking amazing. Fucking awesome.
04:03:35
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I like the pattern work. Hell yeah. i yeah I see three turtles and two eyeballs in it. That's awesome. hate you so fucking awesome. I like the use of patterns on that shit.
04:03:48
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I thought I was on a therapist couch for a second. man Basically. That was good. That looked good. Hell yeah. Mm-hmm. I do a little doodles like that. yeah no and I do little doodles sometimes too. They're usually in my pants
04:04:10
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Just a little bit, just enough to know I pissed myself. There's Brit size 18 shoe. Okay. Awesome. well Oh, hell yeah. Like negative space artwork.
04:04:22
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I tried to. Put that back up. Is that a high-heeled shoe? Yeah. Negative space. from the wedding. I knew you.
04:04:34
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No, I actually wore my Vans at this wedding. Did you really? With a dress? Were you in a dress? I was in a dress. You were a dress with Vans? That's awesome. That's awesome. um yeah I saw Michael wearing his Vans and was like,
04:04:50
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Fuck it. I'm wearing my fucking Vans, too. There you To be fair, to be fair, I started out with the monkey suit shit. I stepped on a fucking nail on Friday. I got married the next day.
04:05:02
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I was limping all over my fur. Shout out to shamans. I told the story a couple days ago when he said, hashtag limp hard. That was fucking gold. That was fucking gold.
04:05:16
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But yeah, Suzy, just take the fucking shoe off. I mean, it it was uncomfortable. But it didn't stop me from cutting. Once all the pictures dances were done, the vans came on and was so thankful.
04:05:30
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I was too. was going to say, ah I know a wedding photographer, but you know, whatever. Thanks, man. Nobody cares. Nobody cares. Shut up show us your fucking shoe picture again.
04:05:44
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Hey, you weren't even invited to the wedding session. know. This is where I say goodnight. Y'all have a good weekend. It's good hanging out with you. I'm not going to have a good weekend. That's not good enough. I'm going have fucking amazing weekend because I deserve it. And you too.
04:06:05
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Always a pleasure to see you. Thanks for being a friend of the network. Also, fuck you, Blake. Also, fuck your place. Hashtag fuck your place. Yes, for you.
04:06:16
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Be great, motherfucker. Love you, Well, I wasn't really going to leave, but if y'all want me to, I will. yeah day i was I was being sarcastic. i mean, you know. Then be sarcastic. I got i got to i gotta to fucking meet my sister at four in the morning, man.
04:06:32
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like So i'm not I'm definitely not going to sleep. M-E-A-T, your sister? i felt like Michael. Hey, just because it's Kentucky. Actually, you know, we're from Ohio. Oh, my God. Whereabouts in Ohio? I'm in northeast Ohio. The big city of champions. Yeah, no, Cincinnati area.
04:06:52
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Oh, right on. we were these She lives up in my sister. Well, my sister actually lives in San Francisco. She lives with her boyfriend now, but She lived in Mansfield. She still has a house in Mansfield. So central Ohio. I've done several shows in Mansfield.
04:07:06
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Mansfield's a very fucked Ohio town. Yeah. build bug It's got a very small town feel, but for real with big city danger. It's a fucked up. Yeah. Actually, i sent her I sent her something like three or four months ago.
04:07:21
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Like Mansfield's like number three on the most dangerous cities in Ohio. And I'm like, like When I was a teenager, I used to go up there and like spend you know a couple weeks in the summer with them. and It was this like quiet little community. you know The main thing was like the fucking Air National Guard base there in the prison.
04:07:36
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you know and Now, it's like grown up into this like you know sprawling whatever. and yeah There's a lot of crime and shit down there now. It's grown up into sprawling white trash festival.
04:07:49
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It's a weird place, dude. It's a weird place. yeah know You nailed that. Spot on. Spot on. truth I know I've been there several times. I've performed This is a true story. The very first fucking night I had gone to Mansfield for performing.
04:08:05
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I went a day ahead of the show to go to local places to pump up the show. And this motherfucker doesn't drink. I've worked with him once before. He's not a comedian. And I never knew how cutthroat comedy was until this night.
04:08:19
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This motherfucker takes me. He's like, okay, here's the deal. We'll end up here because there's nobody here now. That big, beautiful fucking porch on the back, drinking thing whatever. And we get fucked up all night long.
04:08:32
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We're going to go there last. And then thankfully, ah she's a piece of shit, but she did save my life. She said, no, I'm too drunk. I want to go home to the hotel. That's what we did. About the time the police brought next day, about the time we would have arrived at that bar, a fucking shooting happened.
04:08:49
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I'm like, what the fuck? Literally three minutes after that, at the American Legion, a shooting happened. And then people were fleeing the American Legion. A bitch got ran over on an escape route.
04:09:04
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Does not surprise me. Mansfield is fucking nuts. and what And what's weird is like, like so my my sister's husband, who she's been divorced with forever, but exactly Like he he spent his whole career there at the, at the air national guard base that's in Mansfield. Right.
04:09:23
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So when I'd go up and hang out with them on like on the weekends for a couple of weeks, cause just like my sister, like me, like we have, you know, we cut up and have fun and shit. And my nieces, I'm more like a friend to them than I am their uncle. Cause they're only six fucking years younger than me.
04:09:36
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Right. Cause I was an accident, you know? So like, but it was like this quiet little, almost kind of like a quiet little country town, kind of like city, you know, there was never anything that fucking happened there.
04:09:48
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And then I went back to my nieces like three years ago. um um And I was like, this is some ghetto shit up here now, man. What the fuck, man? you know You know? Originally from Ohio.
04:10:01
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How long you been in Kentucky? ah Since I left, since my divorce in 2003. Yeah. Her best choice. um right Frontiers. You've heard of Mansfield's Little Kentucky, yeah?
04:10:16
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Yes, I have. Yeah. Right. Not like Kentucky at all. Kentucky has more class. it feels fucked up <unk> You know what?
04:10:27
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I'll tell you what, since living in Kentucky, here's the fucked up thing about Kentucky, right? Like everybody has this like barefoot and pregnant kind of like mindset of like, they think that's what Kentucky is like. And it's, it's like eight little pockets of Appalachian fucking communities that are like that.
04:10:41
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The rest of the Kentucky is like any other fucking state and you know, USA, wherever, you know, for the most part, you know?
04:10:51
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Yeah, I mean, like, but landscape-wise, it's beautiful around here, man. again The January Blue National Forest is going to be incredible. yeah It's just personal feelings.
04:11:02
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Yeah. No, I know. Yeah. Like right across the river from like downtown Cincinnati is like Covington and Newport, right? Yeah. Everybody calls it like Cincinnati South, you know, because it's really just a fucking extension of like downtown Cincinnati, you know? I'm not saying I don't believe you.
04:11:24
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When you go across the river from Cincinnati, what's the first thing you fucking see? Well, it depends on who you I mean, I could say the fucking alien space ship that's up in the trees.
04:11:36
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Or there's water towers. It's Florence, y'all. It's Florence, y'all. I know... Well, that's not the first thing you see. That's 10 minutes down the road. But, yeah.
04:11:46
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The Florence, y'all, water tower. Yeah. The first thing we're seeing. Yeah. so there's There's literally, as you're coming across the bridge from Ohio into Kentucky, if it's fall, you can't see it in the summer because the trees cover it. But if it's like fall or winter, there's literally a spaceship, a round spaceship that's up there that is a house, right?
04:12:05
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and And you can see it in the fall and the winter, you know? And like point people point that shit out. I know the guy that owns it now. And it's it's a totally circular roundhouse. And it looks like a spaceship. It was built to look like an actual like you know alien spaceship.
04:12:19
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And it's, you know, it's it's, yeah, but I don't know. Is the guy a space cadet? Is he fucked up? yeah ah Yeah, he's like a new age hippie and shit. Yeah. You know? So.
04:12:32
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But, yeah. Is his name Josh? here's I'll tell you what, here's here's ah here's a funny fact about Northern Kentucky. I just i was telling us to Jersey the other day because like and was like you know I had my phone on, I was driving around showing her the area, whatever. and So the guy that, like right after my divorce, I bartended for like seven years on top of my day job because I needed fucking money, right?
04:12:54
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And the guy that owned the, it was a bowling alley with a sports bar in it, but it wasn't actually really really happening in sports bar, right? And I bartended like five nights a week there, and it was always packed, and I was like, I'd make this shit fun, and we'd make up games or whatever, right?
04:13:10
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That surprises me. You're no fun at all. Yeah, i know. I know, right? my quote But the guy's dad that owned the place where I worked, right, he owns a place down in Covington called The Syndicate. It's a restaurant, right?
04:13:24
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Today, it's like a nice restaurant. People rent the shit out for like weddings and banquets and corporate stuff, right? Yeah. Back in the fucking day, like, Las Vegas exists because of the gangsters and the mob that were in Newport, Kentucky.
04:13:39
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And they they got tired of getting fucked with by the cops so much that they, like, went out to this plot of fucking desert in Nevada where nothing existed and literally built Las Vegas, Nevada.
04:13:49
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So Las Vegas, Nevada exists because of the gangsters from fucking Newport, Kentucky, you know? which And it's kind of cool because the place that he owned, which is now the syndicate restaurant, down in the basement, especially during, like, Prohibition and shit,
04:14:06
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they had it was It was like gangster rooms down there and shit. like You couldn't get in if you didn't know. Yeah, it was a speakeasy. Everybody look at his beard. ah You believe this. you know Believe him.
04:14:19
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He knows what's up.
04:14:22
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Because he's old. soon as weird The white-haired motherfucker knows shit. got great isn't Been around for a minute. God damn it. He's been around. I'm serious though. If you if you like Google it and look it up, like Las Vegas exists because of gangsters from Newport, Kentucky.
04:14:39
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They went out there built put shit off imported from the five yeah yeahe and up. that's interesting as fuck. I haven't heard about it. My dad's like a huge history buff so I have heard about it. but yeah History history I'll be honest with you I didn't know about it until I was like working there as a bartender and I got to know the fucking owner and shit, you know, and he was like telling me about the history of the place and his dad and all the shit that went on. And I was like, that's cool. so I didn't believe him.
04:15:10
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I thought he was just blowing a smoke up my ass. But when I actually went out and researched it, I was like, fuck, he's telling truth, man. You know? So that's what you were used to. Yeah, exactly. Exactly. Hence my divorce.
04:15:21
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No, no, julie Very, very rarely people will pleasantly surprise you. not Everyone's full of shit. Only four and a half out of five people are. exactly I might have to go to the bathroom soon. Okay. Can you take us with you or what? Let's see.
04:15:38
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ah You better pull the trigger on that. I love the Mike Modog. Every time I see it, it like it kills me and I'm just so jealous Did you hear the story why I own this?
04:15:53
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You told me, but I probably forgot. Yeah, because you don't pay attention. It's all good. It's all good. No, actually, I bought the... It's an authentic, like, vintage microphone that I bought. I'm ah i'm a photographer on the side, right?
04:16:09
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Yeah. But I bought it for a singer that I was photographing who wanted to, like, get pictures with the mic. That's why I bought it. And then I bought one of those, like, really cheesy kind of like $45 like, you know, podcast mics that you buy off of, you know, like fucking Amazon and shit.
04:16:28
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And the the other channel, they used to hang out at a bunch, like was doing karaoke on the weekends. And like 80% of like when I would sing, you couldn't hear 80% of it because they're not set up for singing and shit, you know? right And I got to thinking, I was like, fuck, I got this like legit mic back there. I wonder if it would work.
04:16:45
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So all I had to do was buy this thing. This like, $50 piece that lets it connect to like you know the laptop via a USB port. And everybody's like, yeah that shit sounds so much better, man.
04:17:00
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So fuck it, I use it. to another My birthday was six days ago. want one. the And you know what? I'll be honest with you Anybody that is wanting one, I bought it for that photo shoot, right? Because I'll do that shit a lot. Like if somebody has a theme that they're wanting to shoot, I'll just buy shit, you know?
04:17:19
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But that's that was also back in the day when I was making like, you know, a hundred and something thousand a year at my day job, you know, when I had like stupid money where I could buy shit. You motherfucker.
04:17:30
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Well, not now. you photography? For real? Yeah. Yeah, I've been shooting like professional photography for like 18 years. Everything else. yeah That is one thing that I do. I i have like eight cameras. like I've got... i cant I count up my lenses.
04:17:51
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Just lenses and like every piece of equipment I own is like professional level, right? I think I've got like 10 camera bodies and the last time I counted I had like 38 or 40 like professional fucking grade level lenses. That is the the one thing like when I am in a bad mood and i get upset or something like i will go out and i just take pictures yep that's how that's how i like recenter myself that's how i read yeah i get so you know like there's a really cool spot like right across the river from downtown cincinnati right that has these really cool old houses and cobblestick cobbles you know cobblestone fucking like alleyways and
04:18:35
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yeah but No, but I'm saying there's a lot of people that want to do photo shoots there, like senior food shoots and family shoots, whatever. Is that the place with the, like, different color houses and shit?
04:18:45
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No, no, but I know what you're talking about. No, that's not it. That's not it. But, um, so, I mean, for a family that has never shot there and that's where they want to do their shoot, I have to, like, get pumped up for it because I've done a thousand fucking photo shoots down there, you know, and it's like the same old shit to me.
04:19:04
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But I have to remind myself that this is the first time they've ever had their photo taken there. Right. and So you have to like put yourself in there. So to your point, that's how I re-energize my batteries. Like if I don't have a shoot, like on a weekend, right? On a Saturday.
04:19:19
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If I don't have any shoots fucking scheduled, which is rare, I'll be like, fuck it. I'll go fill the car up with gas and I'll just drive fucking two hours away and get lost somewhere. Knowing I got a full tank of gas and I'll just drive around to see what shit catches my eye and I'll just take photos of it, you know?
04:19:34
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yeah I've got literally hundreds of thousands of fucking images that I've taken that are on like, right now I've got 14 external four terabyte hard drives.
04:19:44
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Every one is fucking full. i've I've told my kids like when dad dies, don't be that motherfucker that like just puts his shit on eBay and says, Oh, here's, you know, cause there's,
04:19:56
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i' i'm Just sitting in my living room alone, I probably got $50,000 of like photography equipment. i lost I lost a lot of my SD cards because of assholes. um And very incredible pictures that I have taken. sucks, but photography is definitely a very good like thing to go through.
04:20:26
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You know, it can be, but there's like a lot of people can't really make money doing it anymore because yeah everybody has a camera on these, right? You know, or a and and I know my worth. I'm not, I'm not one of these guys starting out. That's like, oh I'll shoot you for free or I'll shoot you for 50 bucks. so you worth You're not, you're not hiring me for less than 450 bucks an hour.
04:20:47
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You know? and And I'm booked because people see my shit and they know that, oh, this motherfucker knows what he's doing. Because I shoot everything from art nudes to fucking weddings. From what?
04:20:59
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Art Not porn. It's literally, it's called art nudes for a reason. It's art.
04:21:11
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They're not boudoir. There's a difference. It's called artful nudes because you don't want to be labeled a pornographer. yeah well i If I showed you some of my art news, you'd be like, God damn. just Yeah, that's art. That's not porn.
04:21:25
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well I just added you. You're going to send those to me later, right? You know what? i've got i've Literally, I've got some that there's there's a girl that I've been shooting. at The funny thing is I shot her mom, right?
04:21:41
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and At the end of the shoot, she had so much fun. but slowly Stop talking. Stop talking. No, at's the at the end of her show no it's it's all totally legit, like on the up and up professional, right? and And like, I don't spend a dime on marketing or advertising. All my work for 18 fucking years now is word of mouth refers, right?
04:21:58
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that's how you need to be You know, so yeah, it's all fucking professional, but I got done shooting her and she's like, dude, you should shoot my daughter. She would be awesome at this, right? So hence this like eight year fucking relationship now of, I know it sounds weird, Brittany, right? It sounds weird.
04:22:13
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No, not at all. Not at all. Not at all. But when I show you some of the pictures, you'll be like, that's this worthy, you know, but it's not like that. You know what I mean? I'm so curious. Oh, my God. I want to see them. What did you add me on? You said you added me. What did you add me on? I thought I did.
04:22:30
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I don't know. and I'm like a little too tipsy. and Are you? So, anyway, the reason I brought that up is I have a few models that I work with that ah the The whole thing is they know that I'm shooting them at a very fucking reduced rate because I'm going to use their shit to show prospective clients that are wanting to see that. So I do have some photos I can share with you if you're wanting to see some stuff.
04:22:56
Speaker
I would just ask that you be adult about it and not like send them to other fucking people. It is okay with them. It's absolutely okay with them. consent just everything i wouldn't I wouldn't send it to you if it wasn't okay with them.
04:23:11
Speaker
Hence my history of 100% referral kind of shit. Anyway, yeah I'm a little tipsy myself.
04:23:24
Speaker
what got you know what i was you know what You know how we go through life and we're like, I don't have a lot of regrets. I don't have many regrets in life. Maybe only three, maybe four.
04:23:34
Speaker
One of them is I wish that photographic wise, I wish I was when I was in the Marine Corps, I wish I was like how I am now. Cause all the places that I went. So I always kind of had that photo bug and I always had a cheap camera, like chill, like film camera. Didn't know what the fuck I was doing. The shit was set on auto and I was just taking pictures, you know, but I got, I wish I was like back in the Philippines or Korea or Japan, you know, knowing what I know to now today with like the the equipment I have today, you know? So,
04:24:05
Speaker
you asked me what got me into it i was always a photo bug and one of my nieces said hey will you shoot my daughter's like senior pictures for high school and i was like sure and that's kind of what kicked it off you know and i look back at them now and i cringe right like because i'm like didn't know what the fuck i was doing you know i know it's but what know about as that's what got me started that's what got me started in it you know like she shared them on facebook and People were like, at the time, you know they were like, hey, will you do mine? Blah, blah, blah. And it kind of blossomed into this like full-time side job.
04:24:36
Speaker
Isn't it great when you do something you love to do and then get paid for it? Yeah, yeah exactly. That would be dope. You don't work a day in your life.
04:24:46
Speaker
You fuck around. You have a great time and you get paid for it. yeah We're friends on Snapchat, right, Britton? I think so. i think we are. was strada that's what i i i'll send you I'll send you a couple on Snapchat.
04:24:59
Speaker
Like I said, I'm trusting you. I just, you know, your eyes only kind of thing. Even though I have full permission. I'm going to have a good night. yeah you do You do with them what you want. I'm just saying. Yo, my dog, text me the fucking pictures.
04:25:16
Speaker
I'm going to send her a mail. I'm going to share this shit out to everybody. I need a fucking good night.
04:25:25
Speaker
You know what? Here's funny. Probably like from my artistic nude work, probably 70% of that work is from people that just got divorced. just lost a lot of weight, or I always wanted to do it, and my husband told me that I couldn't, and they're like, fuck him, I want to do it. that's like that That makes up probably 70% of that work. yeah That's literally 90% of the fucking checks these days.
04:25:50
Speaker
I was supposed to be in fucking fetish magazine for fucking overseas, and my ex, while we're married, it was like, man, I'm not okay with that. So I told dude, I was like, yeah, not happening. Oh, okay.
04:26:02
Speaker
That's all his fucking work, and it's fucking amazing. and mike said no
04:26:09
Speaker
i won't I won't say who, but since I'm like from Ohio and like Cincinnati has some major corporations there, like shit y'all probably use, like Procter & Gamble. Have you ever heard of them? yeah like Their headquarters is in Cincinnati, Ohio, right? They make all kinds of shit.
04:26:26
Speaker
I'm going back about probably eight years. but I did Chatterbit for a second. Yeah, it's the same thing. Same fucking thing, Britt.
04:26:37
Speaker
But I... Creatively alternative crowd, yeah? I didn't i didn't get fully nude.
04:26:47
Speaker
Now I had the number two person at Procter & Gamble like to have me shoot them fucking nude like eight years ago. This is somebody that makes like 800 grand a fucking year kind of thing. Just because she saw, you know, she saw a friend's and she was like, hey, I'd like to work with him.
04:27:03
Speaker
But that's obviously not one of the ones I would show you. Right. huh I'm only going get a photo done a certain way. My complete stranger exhilarating.
04:27:17
Speaker
What? It's empowering. I will tell you, it is empowering. It's exhilarating. And it's weird because i'll I'll tell people that are shooting for me with like the first time with me.
04:27:29
Speaker
Cause they're like literally getting nude in front of a stranger that they don't know. So I have like a 45 minute fucking chat with them before we even start to start shooting just to like clue them in. I'm like, this is going to happen. I know it's going to happen.
04:27:43
Speaker
Don't be afraid. You know, don't be embarrassed. It's like, it is what it is. Like, you know, so um yeah I'll be honest when I've done a full body tattoos for people, it's, it's gotten somewhat similar.
04:27:54
Speaker
Yeah. I can see that. shit out ah here I would literally tell them, like, what do you what do you like to drink? um um Well, go ahead. Go ahead. ah I had been in a tattoo shop where this woman was getting Hello Kitty tattooed right above her vagina, and she was just, like, moaning and screaming the whole time.
04:28:20
Speaker
Oh, yeah. Yeah.
04:28:24
Speaker
like and was yeah okay I had other shit to say but I'm done like I don't know how much of about the second fucking nice Buffalo Trace is nice kentuy so When I was on Chatterbait I would have a black light on I would wear white ah like a white tank top and then I would use like neon paints on me and paint myself with neon paints I would have lost that Yeah, i've I've done like... I guess Virginia's coming out of me, break with my little sister. Don't get me hurt.
04:29:00
Speaker
I've done body paints that come in with the dark and shit, man. I'll you some this. was trying to switch this while you were gone, Michael. But he wouldn't shut the fuck up, so... Dude, that's getting a MoDog, you piece of shit.
04:29:12
Speaker
Stop being good panelist. I'm just kidding. You're doing good, MoDog. Thank you for chilling here. Sorry for being an asshole. You want to hear some... you want you want to hear some I want to until Brittany's done, but go ahead.
04:29:27
Speaker
ah she's No, I'm done. Fucking go for it. this This is your panel. Let's go. Brittany, stop it. God damn it. No, I seriously meant I didn't want to interrupt you. I wasn't being ass.
04:29:39
Speaker
Damn. Yeah, you were. I wasn't. Seriously. Whatever.
04:29:46
Speaker
Brittany brought up the whole doing Shatterbreak thing, right? I have like three clients that I shoot like three times a year and I charge them like $1,800 a fucking shoot because they use it on their OnlyFans page.
04:29:57
Speaker
These three girls, the the one that's making the least amount of money makes like... It's ridiculous what they make. Actually, one of them is has very small breasts.
04:30:12
Speaker
Check out my stage. We have recently up. the the The one that makes the least amount of money on OnlyFans clears after taxes and all shit about $180,000 a year. Yeah, damn it. Must be nice to have a vagina.
04:30:23
Speaker
Right? Brittany, can you go backstage and pull up Jenna, please? Oh, yeah. So, I'll shoot them for like three hours and then they got like four months worth of shit that they just, you know, put out, know, a couple, two, three pictures a day on OnlyFans. Yeah, we need these two bitches in here so we can shut the fuck up. You know what? Fuck y'all. I'm out here, man. Y'all have a good weekend. I love you, Moe Dogg. I love you.
04:30:52
Speaker
Don't you go anywhere, Moe Dogg. I came back just my song? Oh, yeah, I did. yeah Dude, do you think I'm that thin-skinned?
04:31:02
Speaker
Seriously. on me i'm about to go make another fucking bourbon, man. Hell yeah, bro. Let's get it. So hang on. Hang on, Rock. don't Don't play your song yet, man. I'm going to make another drink.
04:31:14
Speaker
I didn't know I was playing anything. I'm here. Oh, okay. You got to play something, though. Either way, I'll be right back. How about we take a break, Michael? um If you need to step off, do that. ah Quick question.
04:31:30
Speaker
Real quick question, Britt. um I hear my wife's maiden call. She's snoring. That's the only way i can get it in there, all right? don't wake her up. That's the trick.
04:31:42
Speaker
Shut up, Jedi. What?
04:31:47
Speaker
I hear my wife's mating call. She's snoring. That's the only way I can get in there, all right? Will you be okay if I leave? Yeah, I'm good. I can... Yeah, I'm good.
04:31:58
Speaker
Well, I have no power anymore. I'd stick around. um I'm not leaving yet. I want to hear Rock Lee's very, very pressed song. He was play.
04:32:10
Speaker
It might be an early night. But yeah, I can handle it. First off, the first two hours we were supposed to be on due to on some unforeseen unforeskinned circumstances.
04:32:28
Speaker
Unforeblazing circumstances. Look, I'm not going to say any names, but his name rhymes with Josh. Nobody said any names. We're being all cunty and fucking our shit up, trying to shut it down.
04:32:41
Speaker
But let's be honest. The godfather himself blick made a a machine that cannot fucking stop.
04:32:51
Speaker
He can suck a fucking motherfucking dick. Yeah. Brett, your nails look amazing. Thanks. You're down board with that, Jenny?
04:33:02
Speaker
saw it earlier. Wait, what? She said that. Yeah, she said that. yeah But yeah, thank you. I appreciate it. More than one person can say it.
04:33:16
Speaker
know. I'm just saying thank you as well. Also, as well. As well. Oh, there we go. and you a finger
04:33:30
Speaker
um Rock coming out of fucking left field with that. There we go. I had no idea you were autistic too. I had to learn it from Brittany.
04:33:44
Speaker
I had to learn it. I had to learn that thing. i was I was all sorts of tangled up. I couldn't do it like two weeks ago. and and know g Glick does it like this. like Two retards have buddy each other.
04:33:57
Speaker
Well, he does that on purpose. but no You know, and that's what he says, but I don't believe him. I think that's his best effort. I think that's his best. I believe that too. ah hate No, I saw him do a better effort sort of at Michael's wedding. but Okay, he got lucky then. He got lucky because that's not his natural.
04:34:17
Speaker
It was still shit. I think it was the outfit. Lumber Jackson. It was the outfit. His outfit. Welcome back, brother. Welcome back. Fuck you.
04:34:31
Speaker
Me? Why? What i do do, dude? That's my move. And you're going to come in here and do that shit? I was doing that to celebrate you. I call it the Britney. Okay, call it the Britney. Let's do it together. Let's go.
04:34:46
Speaker
There we go. I don't even know i don't know who to focus on right now. Right? But I was the woman. like, what the fuck?
04:34:56
Speaker
Jedi, just cross your eyes. I did. i did cross my eyes. I know. i i and and I get a shout out to the dead soldier? Knob Creek.
04:35:08
Speaker
Oh, yes. Knob Creek up in this motherfucker. No, it's dead. I just drank the last of it. Alright, Rock. Play your song. Hold on, hold on.
04:35:19
Speaker
Oh my god. No. Only when my hard. That's true. Oops, sorry. personal. way. You Britney. only when a dick's hard
04:35:31
Speaker
that's true that's true oop sorry too personal i bad no way no really leather glass um you killed britney you killed britney again that's how flew forever bre
04:35:49
Speaker
um Michael, I don't know if I can keep this. Listen, hold on, hold on. Before you go, can you give me power? Because I can't shut shit down. we In the interest of experience to get back online, i have nothing.
04:36:03
Speaker
He needs emergency powers. Yeah, I've had my powers revoked every seven years. Once the uprising has been quelled, he will cede his power back.
04:36:15
Speaker
I can end the stream, yes. I can end the stream. and but i don't necessarily think that's what people want and uh jedi let me let me make something exceedingly clear i've always had the power here's what i do all right call me palpatine great things he's got all it starts making the order sixty six the rest of us and like can focus his idea And then success ensues.
04:36:46
Speaker
He takes credit for it. And I'm fine with that. and I'm fine with that. I'm the power behind this thing. He's got the electricity. He's got all the electricity. Unlimited.
04:37:01
Speaker
Unlimited tower.
04:37:04
Speaker
power
04:37:07
Speaker
That's a sick lava lamp, dude. My wonderful wife, Sue, got this for me in the studio here. It's got Vader on top. It's not a dildo. I'm not saying it can't be used as one. not now I'm not going to say it was used as one, but it feels great.
04:37:23
Speaker
Everything's a fucking dildo if you're... Nobody wants to know. Sure enough. Cucumber what? Yes. She's got a patch. Come on now.
04:37:35
Speaker
Britney said only up your butthole. These big ears are everything. yeah complicated Look, it looks like a sort of. with theright hundred percentage not with ah you got That's a sneaky way of getting your your toy up, Michael. but It's not a toy. It's a way of life. yeah you know what Do what Fawn says and sit on it, bro.
04:37:59
Speaker
Challenge accepted. Where's the song? Where's the song, Rock? I can't get it up. I have no powers. That sounds... no don' know i can't get it up i have no powers that's what like that sounds like oh what do you generalify I can't get it up. Shut the good shit. drunk but i rannna love me some rock, man.
04:38:30
Speaker
Yeah, man. <unk> some her in life I told him he to start his own fucking show. yeah so yeah i told him that last time when he hosted. I was like, you gotta start your own shit.
04:38:42
Speaker
I have a big announcement. play Where can I sub? Where can I sub, bro? I need to sub. Tell me. You getting your own show? are Is Glick finally giving you your props? he you zile up Yes, he offered me a show.
04:39:03
Speaker
yeah Do it. Do it. Actually, when i that that breaks my heart because I wanted you to come over the Lazy and Shaman show, but whatever. That's cool, too, I guess. Rock. ah shilings little man My what?
04:39:16
Speaker
Announcement. Lay it out. Oh, I don't. That was the announcement. That was it. What was that? And it, to come out next week.
04:39:29
Speaker
and race trans glad do i shouldn bbc what'll talk out next week bro for school next That was the greatest motherfucking announcement I've ever seen. No. Finally. I gotta do it. I wanna do it all the time. Coming from the Nonsense Network. Thank you, Rappi.
04:39:49
Speaker
Everybody has turned down. i love you, Rappi. gonna tell everybody I was here for. Michael, you're the next one I'm after. Mm-hmm.
04:40:01
Speaker
Did I? Mm-hmm.
04:40:05
Speaker
How does that finger feel? Nights over there in the northwest. Things
04:40:14
Speaker
things are getting sexy over here. Sarge, I gotta to get you a damn beer, bro. i just I gotta take you out and hear your stories, bro. Beer? Shit. Oh, okay.
04:40:25
Speaker
No, I gotta... No, no, no. no i' said wrong I guess I'll go fuck myself. there i guess like I got stories
04:40:35
Speaker
I gotta come up there visit y'all. I'm sure you have stories. We can all hear it and in your beard. Like, come on. We know you have stories. Oh We can hear it in my beard. Your beard is so but loud. Can you turn the volume down, bro? If you put your ear at the MoDog's beard, you can hear the universe. They've been around.
04:41:00
Speaker
I fear ah men didn't know whether or not to say see or hear So I said sear Sear We can sear it in your beard John Hancock himself signed Modog's beard He did It's Herbie Hancock stupid I've got a D plus it's It's cool that a 60 year old can hang with all you young folk man You Who's young? I'm 98. You've lived some interesting shit. The story's just telling me. me
04:41:36
Speaker
He ain't that old. mo tweet so here is Here's what's bad. I'm really 24. Are you good, Swin? You look so much younger.
04:41:50
Speaker
No, no, no, no. The dude at your wedding?
04:41:55
Speaker
Oh, that one guy? fucking What you want to call it? That one guy i'm sitting at the table. I remember him. Yeah, that guy. yeah Yeah, we all remember that Brittany liked him some that guy.
04:42:10
Speaker
one and I'm guessing. I'm guessing. No, no, no. Hey. what's his name? Hobbs? Where's Calvin? um bob
04:42:24
Speaker
i don't fucking where's where's calvin Yo, he is like your older brother. No. You're talking about my son Dan. Yes. Wait, what? Yes, well, he's in I'm going to tell you something right now. You're wrong.
04:42:40
Speaker
Dan is way too pretty for my brother. Look at this. This is not pretty. Dan's a pretty man. I mean, don't know the dude, but good point, man. Good point, Mike. right i never Good point.
04:42:53
Speaker
We all know exactly what you're talking about. Everybody knows what's going on. I never thought nobody fucking knows. Thanks for saying this out loud.
04:43:04
Speaker
They will say he is, and I'm a dumpster baby from prom night. would just like to say Hoss is really pretty. He's very quiet tonight.
04:43:16
Speaker
He's always quiet, man. You got pull him out of his shell and shit, man. Once Haas gets out of the shell, though. I want to drag my balls across that throw. go Oh!
04:43:28
Speaker
He reinforced his shell now. He reinforced his shell. How you feeling now, Haas? You feeling loved or what, man? Haas the boss.
04:43:42
Speaker
I ain't never had a motherfucker say he wants to drag his balls across anything of mine. I mean, Haas, your forehead does seem ball friendly. i mean ha you're your forehead does seem ball-friendly That's a compliment, man. Anybody comes over says, I want to drag my balls across that fro.
04:44:01
Speaker
It looks like it'll be comfortable. You know what I mean? It could be cushiony. It could be cushiony. How uncomfortable can we make Haas tonight, everybody?
04:44:11
Speaker
I just respect. Once again, and nightly conversation between me and him consists of me doing that costume. Dragging your balls across his fro? A lot of times that end that way, yeah.
04:44:24
Speaker
No wonder there's a path. There's a pathway. I get him caught in there and I get him untangled in it. Michael, you may not have been far off, man. I was not trying to squeeze in on your sweet peas, all right?
04:44:39
Speaker
You were trying to squeeze in on your sweet peas, all right? Shut up, Johnny. No. Whose peas are you trying to squeeze, Michael? um But Daddy, come on. No means no. Daddy.
04:44:51
Speaker
Hey, I'll let you have half of Cuba if you let me drag my balls. I agree, Brittany. I agree. I agree. This shit went sideways quick, man. You are welcome. You are welcome.
04:45:04
Speaker
Brittany, you look so concerned. Brittany, check your fucking Snapchat. God damn. Y'all still want to see why I'm distracted? Y'all still want to see why I'm distracted?
04:45:19
Speaker
One more time, Karen, one more time. angel what oh
04:45:27
Speaker
oh i'm great kids i like it she yeah life you now i have been dream like you no funny just one started it my boys you have nothing to worry about at all wait wait wait angel angel show your boys again your boys again put them up come on easy rock we tell modog that he shows his balls hey come on man
04:46:00
Speaker
hi um morning Y'all gonna make Brittany rage quit Chill Don't do that guys We need We have two sophisticated women on panel with us We need to respect them ain't sophisticated Well three Count Jedi mean yeah ah Inappropriate.
04:46:32
Speaker
inappropriate I'm going to rage quit right now. I can't believe that. but I'm sophisticated. I love you, Angel.
04:46:41
Speaker
i am a gamer and i will rage quick but isate ah love you angel I love that you come in. love you, Brit. Like, pick up for me. Sometimes I need another chick in here because all these fucking dicks around here fucking like... and Too much testosterone.
04:47:02
Speaker
Yeah. What's that? I'm 52. I don't know. and know You tell me. I have to take a pill to get it out of the reason.
04:47:15
Speaker
At 52, I'll say this. I'm stiff in all the wrong places. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm not yet. I just say a 60. I don't have a fucking problem.
04:47:29
Speaker
I'm going to get a little bit drunker and see if you're married. Come on, Haas. Put your arm up, bro. Come on. yeah Make him feel like he's alone.
04:47:39
Speaker
um um let's call it yeah Oh, wait. So, Haas, actually, since you're up, I'm actually glad you're up.
04:47:49
Speaker
I got to hear this impression again. um I still can't believe that that came out of your mouth. Haas, don't do it. Don't do it. Don't do it until he sings his new song.
04:48:00
Speaker
Just open your mouth. Do the fucking song. Blackmailing. Blackmailing? I can't put it out I have new powers. I can't. Say it. Dude, there was a week when you had a wrench where you could have gave yourself all the fucking power.
04:48:15
Speaker
I did give myself the power. Glick took it away. my God. Seriously? Something about me. Complaining something about me changing his password or something. don't remember. No, I don't think it was Glick. Glick Rocks01. Does that have new password?
04:48:30
Speaker
No, he got mad because Glick who was trending worldwide. hey Hey, I started this shit, man. Good. i Yeah. Go, MoDuck.
04:48:40
Speaker
Blake did not take you out. It was for other reasons. Because of Blake. No. It was Brittany. It was Brittany. I can read between the lines. It was Brittany.
04:48:53
Speaker
Do not say those fucking foul words. It was not Brittany.
04:48:59
Speaker
and um And then I'm just going to leave it at that. That's all. that's Enough said. Enough said. Go ahead, Hoss. Jedi's ready for a boner.
04:49:11
Speaker
Oh, yeah, you bastard. Peter Griffin here. That's so crazy, dog. What? Oh, didn not good ah Damn, you're good at that.
04:49:22
Speaker
Work slore into something, man. Work slore into something. yeah. did that. Oh, Peter, that's nasty. and a little floor you're You're like the little monkey we poke and shit like do this. Now do this. now Now do this. That's why MoDog's not allowed at the zoo anymore.
04:49:47
Speaker
Exactly. seven I've been doing voice impressions for a while. ah have yeah Are you like... What is... Brittany went to cycle class. Freaking long legs coming at me, bro, on the screen. I'm sorry. I got completely distracted.
04:50:04
Speaker
We're not that long. I've seen it in person. Haas, what's your best impression? What's up? What is your best impression? My best impression would probably be Peter Griffin.
04:50:17
Speaker
It was solid. Basically, your best impression is Seth MacFarlane. I will give you a dollar. oh yeah. What about Brian, dude? Yeah, because I feel like that's like the easiest. I can't do Brian.
04:50:30
Speaker
I can do... ah can't you do Cleveland? Cleveland, yeah. I've heard him do Cleveland. I can do Cleveland, Joe, Herbert, and Peter. Do Herbert. Do them all.
04:50:41
Speaker
Do them all. Do them all. We were the smartest guard. Put them up. Put them up, Brittany. Okay. Okay.
04:50:51
Speaker
ah go Get ready to clip this shit. Yeah. All right. Putting you up. Full screen. Let's go, Big Hoss. Big Hoss is starting to show. Bang it. Oh, sweet Jesus, Chris. Get your fast, spacey ass over here.
04:51:07
Speaker
Oh, my God. You want to pop? Yeah, boy. Yeah. but you got pop
04:51:14
Speaker
yeah why Come on, Dallas. That's my Oh, you do You know what?
04:51:31
Speaker
i will i will pay you to do it hoss you gotta to do that song you know when he's saying i'm having the time of my life yeah do it do it you said yeah you know we'll do all wait wait getting ready to do cleveland let's hear cleveland next all right right let's go do it oh peter my my wife's name is loretta yeah oh cost naty That shit is fucking legit, bro.
04:52:04
Speaker
Great job. yeah That was good. that was good Next. Next. Poke the monkey. Poke the monkey. You're entertainment right now. You're entertainment.
04:52:16
Speaker
Nobody play with their monkey. Hey, Peter. Everybody get a phone or a wheelchair.
04:52:25
Speaker
No, say that one again, please. Please. Hey, Peter, how you get a boner in a wheelchair? ah That's pretty fun, good. Oh, buddy. Oh, yeah, dude, that's fine. you have another one?
04:52:42
Speaker
I'm not hard, fuck y'all. Yeah, you I am. on I don't have too many impressions, but the ones that I do... All the women may got Ladywood.
04:52:54
Speaker
Ladywood. Mm-hmm. so hard right now right right It's the only one. Thank you. but We can all smell it, Brittany.
04:53:06
Speaker
Hey. clean That's a good smell. It's okay. That's a good smell. It's like Febreze. Exactly. well okay frees away you okay You just broke her brain, Jedi.
04:53:22
Speaker
I did. She was expecting something sarcastic and you gave her a compliment and fucked her all up, man. and but though ah What the fuck? Hoss, you gotta work slur into something, man. Slur.
04:53:42
Speaker
Yeah. He'll come with something. welcome so you And you got to get yourself into a slur, by the way. I'm mildly drunk. i i Thanks for the status report.
04:53:57
Speaker
I am mildly drunk. no This much. this This much. That's how big her lady would is.
04:54:10
Speaker
Are you jealous, Jedi? A little bit. A little bit. little bit Yeah, we're all going to need that chatterbait link. I'm just saying. I don't have it anymore. So that was few years back. I don't even know what you're talking about. She's like, I made my 100 grand and said, fuck it, I'm out.
04:54:30
Speaker
My toes are longer. I make more money off of them. So foot finders. but like health bunger and environment Bitch, I know you you probably got a fucking his sight out there too, don't you?
04:54:42
Speaker
No, I don't. I found the ES, so she ain't. Okay. Yeah, yeah I just found it on Google. I found your site on Google. No, I did not do it for long, and I did not feel comfortable doing it yeah i want to keep my Gang bangs on a Wednesday night just didn't feel right.
04:55:02
Speaker
hope so Do what? I love you, Britt. I love you, Britt. Shut up, Michael. You know, I'm going to re-watch this. I'm going to re-watch this and hear exactly what the fuck you had to say. I said Britt.
04:55:15
Speaker
you knowniag box i'm gonna rewatch this and here exactly what the had to say i i said i love you right put that I love you like a Shut up, Angel.
04:55:30
Speaker
but just how talk i gaing I was like, what? ladies dayss are not for gangangs there's a comedy talk me and brett right here on the nonsensical network rock i want to see you on our show please today Absolutely. Yes, sir. You got it. right Hey, I'm trying to post you for the Lazy and Shaman show.
04:55:49
Speaker
Jed, I told you. I texted you. You got it. Let me know when it is, and I'll jump You didn't text me. You never texted me. Friday nights, man. Friday nights. When? No. No.
04:56:00
Speaker
Lazy. No. No. No. No um oh wait this was it this is on the the show last ah You guys hit your show on Thursday, right? Or Wednesday? Sorry. Brittany's going to rage quit. We do our show on Fridays.
04:56:15
Speaker
You never texted me, Rock. It's on Friday? You said you wanted me. and now i do, and you turned me down, Brittany. I want you. You want me. i want all you.
04:56:28
Speaker
All of you. There's some thirsty motherfuckers up here. Glick can just do it by himself. All you motherfuckers. I'm telling you right now, man. As soon as you do a show, man.
04:56:39
Speaker
yeah yaw I couldn't do a show, man. I'd probably get locked man. I know I mean to Shama sometimes, but i won't be mean to any of you. i promise. He's all super nice. I'm sticking with the Nonsensical Network, unfortunately.
04:56:56
Speaker
Yeah, see, Brittany. Well, not unfortunately anymore. Brittany's all posh. I think... Actually, that Blaze is a free agent, I'm going to text him. I bet he's free, Jedi. Have fun with that. one person actually now that blazes a free agent i'm gonna text him like god i bet hes i bet he's free jetdi with that but yeah sp have fun with that He won't. He won't.
04:57:27
Speaker
So anyway, but the the book series that Blazin was starting, I only feel it's right for me to continue, so it'll be called The Book of Rock. um i' gone It's a better book. It's a good book. It's a better book. better
04:57:43
Speaker
It's the book of books. It's the book of books, okay? um Is it on Audible? It is. Actually, if you want to hear the smacking that's in it, it's probably best to listen to it on Audible. It's also available on Pornhub.
04:58:01
Speaker
I literally have not read a book since Audible was invented. It's so much easier. Motherfucker, you can't read. Shut up. i I forgot how once Audible was invented. Once you found out that you had the cancer,
04:58:18
Speaker
He quit trying to learn how to read. Jedi's at work like A-E-I-O-U. What? You know, ever since you couldn't you can't download Hooked on Phonics on your iPhone. You have to have the cassette tapes and I don't have cassette player anymore. So I can't learn to read.
04:58:34
Speaker
That's back in the 80s, early 90s. I know a 60-year-old has got one.
04:58:40
Speaker
Hook a brother up. Words are hard.
04:58:46
Speaker
words are hard hey Right, Bernie? Not on Audible. They read them to you. It's fine. My granddaughter literally said to me last week, Poppy, did you ever have a Walkman? Shut up, bitch. Get away from me.
04:59:01
Speaker
but home Your grandchildren are talking poppy. Yeah, I know. Yes, I know. had a Walkman, and then Discman, and then I have Audible.
04:59:11
Speaker
um I still have a Walkman. um i didn't know they were out of sight. You didn't know they were out of sight? I mean, I forgot. I don't know why they don't sell cassette tapes anymore. I i have to listen to the same three. You can order them.
04:59:25
Speaker
So I use them when I'm doing like sampling work? Shut your lying mouth. You can. You can order cassette tapes? Yeah, you can. Goddamn, Jedi. It's 2025, not 2084. Fuck. I called my grandpa. I'll believe it for second.
04:59:38
Speaker
yeah yeah ah damn je i' twenty twenty five not twenty eighty four fuck i get times bro i called my grandpa um i'll believe it for a second we let We let the grandkids pick whatever names they wanted to call, like my ex-wife and her fiance and me. and you like yeah So they came up with Poppy for me, and me and my daughter had a huge fucking laugh about that. I was like, I'm dating bitches that call me Poppy. What the fuck?
05:00:07
Speaker
How old were they? i didn't even I didn't even know you were Spanish. its mo dog you I know, right? yeah it's just No, it's different spelling. P-A-I-M-P-O-P-P-E-Y whatever is different, man.
05:00:23
Speaker
Yeah, it's yeah's different. It's it all different between It's different between... are 12, 10, 6, 3. What's bad is my grandkids or closer to my grandkids are closer to Brittany's age than I am.
05:00:39
Speaker
didn't get the whole question out. How old are grandchildren, before their parents broke them from calling you the dumb bastard? oh Well, at age two.
05:00:52
Speaker
yeah You can't call Grandpa the dumb fuck. what the Come on, stop it. Grandpa's got dementia. Hey, dumb fuck's here. Dumb fuck's here. be Dumb fuck's dementia patient normal.
05:01:08
Speaker
Yeah, when my when my oldest granddaughter... Like my oldest grandchild, right? Or my granddaughter. When she was like, when she started saying poppy, I was like, I couldn't help but like fucking laugh at it, you know?
05:01:19
Speaker
But it is what it is. no all long as they don't call me daddy, I'm good. Oh, I don't like either. Your great grandkids are going to be half-naked.
05:01:32
Speaker
I don't like either. I was raised by my dad, right? My whole life. And then Poppy was my grandfather's name. But then my dad married a Spanish lady or dated a lot of Spanish chicks. They're like, not that Latin fire.
05:01:49
Speaker
The poppy thing. i sure yeah But I was like, no, I can't can do it. I can't. What's funny. My, my, my kid's nickname for, and and i I give like,
05:02:03
Speaker
Like, I don't hate on my ex. Like, I'll joke and shit, but she's a good person, right? we just We just weren't right for each other anymore. so But, like, her fiancรฉ, she's been with him for, like, 12 years. Great guy. Like, my my my grandkids know him as much as their grandpa as they know me, right?
05:02:18
Speaker
ah Good guy. Just straight-up good guy. He's, like, six years younger than me, but... He fucking looks older than me. So my kid's nickname for him is old shit. old shit Old shit.
05:02:35
Speaker
Oh my God. They're like, yeah, i was talking to old shit today. And I'm like, I fucking chuckle every fucking time they say it. Oh my God. That's amazing.
05:02:45
Speaker
That's how you know you're a bad motherfucker. like You know what old shit told me today, grandpa? Exactly. Exactly. Well, the grandkids don't call me mad. I'm talking about my kids. Oh, you're a kid. Okay. yeah Yeah. They're Memeaw and Papaw. It's going to be funnier when the grandkids pick Which sounds old as fuck. Call me Poppy every day instead of fucking Papaw.
05:03:05
Speaker
You know? Stop! Oh, shit. Brittany, are you okay? That's how I call my dad. Fucking Popper.
05:03:17
Speaker
No, that's a great story, though. But also, music like, very disturbing. ah Yeah, a little bit. love bit You're not wrong. Also my nickname from my grandpa, you motherfucker.
05:03:32
Speaker
Oh, fuck, you're making this worse. Yeah, he fucked a mother once. You're right.
05:03:38
Speaker
That's a good point. I mean, honestly, that's a good point. That shit comes from somewhere. I mean, honestly. The reason I asked you, MoDog, about the name was on, my kids called my dad Poppy.
05:03:53
Speaker
And I wanted to say this. Proud Uncle Daddy. About to become Proud Uncle Grandpa. My son's girlfriend was about to have a kid in March.
05:04:04
Speaker
My first grandbaby. um There you go. um But now I'm fucking stoked about it. Yeah, the grandkids are fucking awesome. Because I can like literally, well, first, there's two things, right? First, I spend four hours with my grandkids and I need, and I'm not one to take snaps and I need a fucking four hour nap, man.
05:04:20
Speaker
Because those motherfuckers don't have an off button, man. They're like small go from the whole fucking time, man. Oh no, they do. Go. They are fucking go the whole time. Secondly, i can, you know, i'm that i'm like I'm like that fun grandpa, so I can like have fun with, I get them all fired up and then I'll be like, okay, Poppy's going home now.
05:04:38
Speaker
Deal with it. why why fucking awesome why I don't have kids.
05:04:45
Speaker
thank god That's awesome,
Granddaughter's Cell Phone
05:04:46
Speaker
man. like I have babysat and raised a lot of children. But imagine a little um but You? no no one else go No one wants to do that. one wants to do that. If my granddaughter started acting like you, i would incorporate Sharia law. I'm just saying. It's fucked up.
05:05:09
Speaker
It is fucked up. for me and No, it's not. talking to me and I'm so blessed, man. My grandkids are fucking awesome, man. But none of them have a fucking off button. They don't. They're just like... They're just like... They're just like... They're just like... They're the Energizer bunnies.
05:05:29
Speaker
And what's what's weird is like... My my oldest grandchild is 12, right? And like she just got a cell phone. And my my mike My daughter and her husband are just like me. like Kids that young don't need a fucking cell phone.
05:05:44
Speaker
But her shit is so locked down. The only thing she can do is text her friends and text family members. right like She can't get on the internet and all that shit. right so They finally gave in because like all her fucking... it's It's tough. I wouldn't want to be a parent right now because...
05:06:00
Speaker
Like, all her friends have cell phones and shit, so if you don't, like, let her at least get on to where she can text them and shit, she's the fucking odd man out and all that crap, right? But... she So she texts me all the time, right? And I'm like, it's fucking weird that I'm, like, texting conversations with my 12-year-old.
05:06:16
Speaker
You know what i mean? And she'll ask me the most wholesome shit, and y'all know me by now. You see what my fucking, like, my sense of humor is. I'm like, I have to, like, throw the filter on, like, five times deep, and I'm like...
05:06:30
Speaker
I can't say what I want to say to that fucking question, but you know. That's what she said. Yeah, exactly. Right? So. Brittany, are you going to be cool to shut it down later?
05:06:43
Speaker
No. Right. I'm down. That being said, guys, this is my last shot for y'all. All right. Well, we got drink. Let's go. Cheers. You can rewatch this because you're a piece of shit. But love you anyway.
05:07:01
Speaker
water Cheers. Michael, I love the fuck. brown now what do i say Wait, are we it down? Is that what I heard? No, no. I'm leaving. I have no I was to think was going to okay.
05:07:15
Speaker
His wife stopped snoring until the signal got him. Exactly. he's got He's got to get in while the getting's good. The trick is, be strong enough to do On it.
05:07:29
Speaker
um will wall You're never going to see this and I don't care Happy birthday 9 out of 10 granny and the last wasn I you and I hate to do it Thanks for having me on And I think I speak for you entirely when I say thanks to each and every one of you guys Because without you all Watching this shit We'd have to get real jobs Rock Lee I'm here and I have job Yes, yes. I won't come off and do this shit.
Collaboration and Hearing Difficulties
05:08:01
Speaker
but I'm pressing charges. Jedi, don't make this like the last time we were going to do a collaboration where we don't do it at all. We're doing it. We're fucking doing it. We're fucking doing it. Guys, you don't even want me to get to it. This is terrible.
05:08:17
Speaker
guys me my myself a man this is terrible Now that I'm a part of this, I'm going make sure this fucking happens. We're fucking making this fucking happen. I believe that. You're a bulldog and you will fight as much as I am. We're fucking doing it.
05:08:36
Speaker
Oh, we responded this we have to. mo Big friend of the show. Thanks for hanging out. some Dude, you're funny as fuck. With Brittany's permission, and she's in charge.
05:08:46
Speaker
I'd love to have you out on one of our Wednesday nights. Talk comedy with i got rocky here I never get invited up for Wednesdays. this is Oh, I'm so pissed. There's a reason for it. well wait he said He said with Brittany's blessing and she didn't say yes. He's never going to bless off on you. Just MoDog. MoDog, MoDog, MoDog.
05:09:10
Speaker
Never mind. Pause. One hour and a break. I'm going to meet you one day. ah Dying to drive my balls through that shit.
05:09:23
Speaker
yeah Can I go second? I feel like I have to try this. Hello, Michael. Michael, good to see brother. Brittany, your nails look amazing. Can I come up on Wednesday too?
05:09:35
Speaker
True, yeah. Cool, yeah, yeah. Your nails do look good. You see, everybody likes their nails all of a sudden. Brittany, I was the first one to like your nails.
05:09:46
Speaker
yeah we a person yeah britney i was the first one to like your nails i wait like angel one yes thank you no no yeah i told her how great they looked and that's why she said it no i saw her first um no angel why you gotta do me like that some of them never said before you finish some of them that we said before think finish use umbras a long you finish angel Thanks for being here.
05:10:18
Speaker
I would love to see you back on on Fridays. It's a whole new format. It's a whole new fun. i watched you guys last night. i just a moment It's coming back, motherfuckers.
05:10:30
Speaker
and And it's going to be good this time. yeah Love every one of you. I'm the best. Good night. last Take care, Michael. Good hanging out with you, man.
05:10:43
Speaker
so I'm glad that motherfucker's gone. Jesus Christ, man. Oh, God. I'm so sorry, Michael. God. I'm just kidding. I love that motherfucker. Yeah, I'm joking. All right, guys. You ready for the real show now?
05:10:59
Speaker
Yes. Take it away, Freddie. Can say something really quick? Michael. and his wife Sue are like the salt of the motherfucking earth.
05:11:15
Speaker
And let's all fucking cheers. You're calling them salty when they're not here to defend themselves. could have said that before I drank, but whatever. They can be salty. Maybe they like salty more than sweet.
05:11:25
Speaker
Who cares? and Salty ain't a bad thing. Exactly. sometimes so by the way, I have to hide them in my laundry room because the boys are still alive playing video games.
05:11:39
Speaker
And so it doesn't disrupt the live stream. There's still lot of stuff. I'm hiding in my laundry room because my laundry room is outside. what What are you saying? Are you naked right now? What what what are you doing?
05:11:52
Speaker
No, my son's got his friends all over the different towns. and So you're hiding out in the laundry room? Yes, because I got charged my phone. It's dying again. And son's two different groups of friends from one town another, which they never want to meet, but they met, and now all of them are like, I don't want any good ones. And they're all like, I love you, man.
05:12:18
Speaker
They're all 22. 22.
05:12:21
Speaker
um do
05:12:25
Speaker
22. Calm down, Brittany. Those are not prospects for you, man. don't pull he out yeah Hold up. to hold up the One friends on my radar. One of his friends on my radar.
05:12:40
Speaker
What? What? Brittany, they're 22. um whole brittany they're twenty two Okay, I am hard of hearing, and you guys seem to fucking forget about that. I didn't know you were hard of hearing. This is the first time yeah yeah I that. Yeah, you need to try harder at hearing. That's right.
05:13:01
Speaker
What? you ah That's funny. No, I have closed captioning on all of my TV shows constantly. Me too.
05:13:15
Speaker
And I i know ASL, I brought this up last night. Or no, no, Was it last night? Whatever. It doesn't matter. Do you guys know ASL at all?
05:13:26
Speaker
Your ABCs? Yeah, I know my ABCs.
05:13:31
Speaker
and i over With your hands.
05:13:38
Speaker
yeah I'm pretty good at that too. I can do hand stuff. Are you teach us? yeah i thought we were talking about aol i'm sorry you know i love you that's all When when i was six years old, i used to rub out in special needs class.
05:14:00
Speaker
So I learned to taught myself some language. So I communicate with most of the kids. I know that, motherfucker. I know what that means. Only way I know how to say I love you with my hands. I...
05:14:13
Speaker
do This is also for fuck you. all your nails look so great, Brittany. I feel so welcome here whenever I come on nonsensical.
05:14:25
Speaker
but should maililed him oh like Calm down Jedi put your fucking pants back on No um My pants are never coming back on I'm never putting my pants back on Jedi do it again do it again do it again As long as those arms are going my pants are off bro Exactly I'll try to be like you Jedi when I grow up Right How old are you Rocky twenty eight
05:14:58
Speaker
You guys are all fucking babies. They're babies. Rocky, are you lying? Are you lying right now? you know but you need ask me how You're
Marriage and Relationship Humor
05:15:08
Speaker
not even in your thirty s I don't even think I can ask To be again and know the shit i would do right um'm i'm nervous now is twenty four twenty four Michael's back.
05:15:23
Speaker
Yo, that was perfect. he mean i would tell You I'm embarrassed to say this, but I'm immune to embarrassment. my beautiful no My beautiful and amazing new wife said, she slapped you away he tried to get gets your ass back on stream, motherfucker.
05:15:45
Speaker
here we go Hey, yeah I got a cheers for that shit. There you go, man. I don't remember the last time I was this happy. but This is amazing. Fuck yeah, Michael. She's like, I'm to sleep. I don't want to cuddle with you. She wants to sleep alone. yes It wasn't about cuddling. She said, if you don't get away from me, I'm cutting it off.
05:16:11
Speaker
oh we're we were We were just about to find out that Rock's 28-year-old young ass is dating or married to a fucking 12-year-old or some shit. I was worried it was going to be some extreme shit. My guess is 24, Rock. She's a Russian bride or Mel bride.
05:16:28
Speaker
She's the only one if Rock leaves women married to 24-year-old is Blake. All right, how old? You brought it up, Rock. How old is she? I'm waiting for i'm to see the guesses. 24 is way too young. I don't even I even
05:16:52
Speaker
forty one fucking twenty s rock i don't know who can hang out rock work rock like him and rock like him than older girls man ask see where he's going this is conversation we should be having The conversation we should be having is the age difference between the female and male.
05:17:15
Speaker
My wife is five years older than me.
05:17:18
Speaker
I've dated i'd date a girl 15 years younger than me. It's like an 8 years older than me. Jersey's 10 years younger than me. It don't matter, man. I was 23 when I did a 17-year-old. As parents, they endured me and my son.
05:17:30
Speaker
i mean i held that i have you he's all the fifty years i was twenty three when i did seventeen year old as parentsored me and myself You fucking pervert. You're going to jail.
05:17:42
Speaker
You're going to jail. So Angel's a felon. His parents adored and my son. So you're not telling. All right, guess is 41, Brock. You nailed it. Did nail it? 41? 41. so angels a felon his parents adored me and my son so we we are telling there we again right my guess is forty one or rock you know that did i nail him forty one fucking a man oh you know Good for you. And you know what? That's the smart thing because she knows what she's doing.
05:18:10
Speaker
Right? yeah and yeah yeah yeah I've been a before, I will say. you fucking mean you've been a cougar you a even fucking thirty yet what are you talking about was they you you gave me a cogar in your your twenty s thirty i know i am a thirty two My birthday was just 32. That's not even close to the cougar fucking race. If she's a cougar at 32, she's a felon.
05:18:45
Speaker
So you fucked a younger dude. That's cool, but you're not a fucking cougar. Alright, I'm a cheetah. There you go. You're a cheetah. You're a sexy cheetah. Own that shit. you gave him some cheetah. can roll my tongue too, motherfucker.
05:19:01
Speaker
didn't even know you were a spy. I'm sorry, Brandy.
05:19:08
Speaker
you justllaping then you wish your much um just one day sorry brand
05:19:20
Speaker
Good for you, Rock. Good for you, brother. Yeah, that came out of nowhere. She's definitely the oldest that I've like dated and now married. you know what i could You know what? I have been around for a minute. like Brittany likes to pick on my age and shit and it's all cool because I own it.
05:19:37
Speaker
I've dated younger and older. it then Age is just a fucking number, man. like It's a mindset. It really is a fucking mindset. fred Every sexual predator ever.
05:19:49
Speaker
exactly yeah i'm exactly i love thank you michael i'm an all you side of my i make jokes about it but i literally like you said like my ex-boyfriend is like almost fifty so that it really It really is just a number. It's a mindset. you got i got dad i can't tell you how many days at 60. I still feel like I'm like 24 some days. You know what I mean? have mommy and daddy issues. Yes, you fucking do. I'm glad you would i'm glad you said it and I didn't have to.
05:20:24
Speaker
The whole Brady Bucs. I know it. It's all good. I figured it out and I'm fingering it out. Wow. Glick said, oh shit, y'all still up?
05:20:40
Speaker
Yeah, Glick, ain't pussies like you, motherfucker. Yeah. Glick, you what a sloppy whore. You're gonna go with the pussy shit, huh? I know. Pussies take a pounding. I'm all about pussy. Yeah.
05:20:57
Speaker
um wait Yeah, we are pussies because we can take a pounding and we can stay up. We're not ball sacks. and I'm just saying, that's it's almost 2 a.m.
05:21:08
Speaker
i'm I'm leaving here at 4, so thank you all for keeping me up and letting hang out with you all. 4? I'm just getting work to do. What do you mean? Our flight's at like 6.15. You got to leave at 4 o'clock in the morning. 4 o'clock.
05:21:24
Speaker
I'm to show and they're going be like, sir you smell like fucking bourbon. oh yeah Yeah, here's my ticket, bitch. It's not like me in the cockpit. it's not like you're flying the plane so exactly right shit but in it put me in the cockpit ah You know what? When I when i was stationed the fucking Philippines, this motherfucker stole a plane and flew that shit all around the Philippines and tried to land and they told him he couldn't fucking land so he was like, fuck y'all and he ditched the shit the ocean.
05:21:54
Speaker
ah but you're going to You're going to Leavenworth either fucking way so, you know. Yeah, right? In two yeah right sat in love for two fucking years That's insane.
05:22:12
Speaker
Cheers to Britney fucking old dudes. Fuck yeah, dog. Fuck yeah. here Fuck the wrinkles off their nutsack. That's right. Do it. Fuck them straight.
05:22:24
Speaker
She said your balls had to look like a pumpkin, man. What the fuck? but Why I drinking to me here it is it's too late too late brittanney you cheers to shit you weren't even thinking this? like okay am like drinking to this Yay yeah ya for old dick Yay for old dick Hey, gotta get this shit somehow ah It ain't nothing wrong with old dick It ain't a goddamn thing with old dick I wholeheartedly Nothing wrong with old dick unless it's Tinder which is for any old chick but only young dick
05:23:07
Speaker
truth slowly i was You know what? there's tur There's a lot of fucking young women out there that are into fucking old guys. Because they like money and not working. My sister.
05:23:18
Speaker
who My sister. True. The guy that I dated, thankfully, and like we're in good terms. like I haven't talked to him in a while, but he has an age-appropriate person with him now.
05:23:36
Speaker
And I'm happy about it. AARP what? but Are you jealous? yeah Exactly. a no right She's like, he's got his golden Buckeye card.
05:23:49
Speaker
like She has the life alert and everything ready to go. Good for you, Britt. Good for you, man. You
Roast Battle and Light-Hearted Jokes
05:23:58
Speaker
know what? yeah need no term yeah Don't count out the old guys.
05:24:03
Speaker
You know what? I wasn't going to drink, but drinking is an old dick. I'm going to do that for sure. laughing right what do you you yeah You thought you weren't going to drink when you came on here? I already drunk. I drunk before. i'm with that he need to be drink you know Rock's got shit backwards. He needs to be drinking to young dick, not old dick.
05:24:25
Speaker
I already drunk. and That is what he said. i already drunk. i yeah To be fair, depending on his preference, maybe he just wants to drink.
05:24:38
Speaker
Why is that the older young dick? let never we dream of dick Listen, Michael, just because your woman kicked you the fuck out of bed, shut up and fucking have a. Fuck out of here. You said that like fuck out of here if you keep doing and about you like he used that like or to at times tonight do it why eat mougs attempt yeah I'm beyond the fucking false threats man fuck it Michael is my fucking brother and have anybody talked yeah to him Michael's a dude.
05:25:11
Speaker
I'm a dude. Dudes fuck with each other. Michael gets that. fuck with each other. Oh, my God. That's how you know you like each other, man. If MoDog goes, I go. I'm done. if Nobody can hurt my feelings. I don't have them.
05:25:24
Speaker
And I'm immune to embarrassment. you know Thank you, Michael. That's how I feel. I love that shit. don't Brittany been kicking my nuts in the sack all fucking night and then she gonna get on my shit at one time because said something to Michael one time. You know what?
05:25:41
Speaker
Bring it on. Fucking bring it on now. Bring it. Let's do it. Let's let's have let's roast. Let's roast right fucking now. and michael Let's roast. Let's roast. Let's roast me. Roast me.
05:25:54
Speaker
I'll start. I'll start. yeah My fucking, my goatee is older and whiter than most fucking old bitches' pussy hair. There. I'll start it. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Came in s swinging.
05:26:07
Speaker
Came in swinging. Brittany, what do you got? What do you got, Brittany? Brittany, come on. What do you got, Brittany? I got... That's you right now. gets why I was trying to give you an opening, man. You know.
05:26:22
Speaker
You could have waited until he went and then got the crickets. Why did you do it when it was your turn? Enough people in your class, Murdoch, have given you an opening, right? I gave her an opening, man. I don't have anything right now. I think yeah Oh, that's weak. That's weak.
05:26:38
Speaker
Oh, is it my turn? Is it my turn again? MoDog won. MoDog won. MoDog won. You joke like Eminem in the first round. You know, you guys tune in for the end of the movie.
05:26:51
Speaker
A-mile turns out different. Age stretching will always overcome youth and stuff. Yeah. And for what it's worth, Brittany, I would never roast you, man. Seriously. He's lying. No, I wouldn't. now like but Now, let me get on Michael or Jedi or Hoss. Shit, it's on, motherfucker. Shit. time of here oh No, no, don't you dare talk shit about me because I'm very sensitive. I don't want to cry on stream. You know what? In all seriousness, how fun would that be if we had like a panel one night where we were like no feelings were hurt about and we were just fucking roasting each other, man.
05:27:32
Speaker
but That would be hilarious. you have a was man up no no still mike Everybody got it down i got you grit With your permission, your show, on a Wednesday, we do a roast fucking battle.
05:27:47
Speaker
I'm done. Roast. I'm done. No doubt you're invited. No feelings can be hurt. I'm not going to show up. I cry. Just all in fun,
05:27:58
Speaker
right yeah driver it's It's not going to be fun. I play for keys. My alarm's going off for me to get up for the fucking air airplane. Brittany, quit putting your titties in the camera, man. Actually, do that more. Rock.
05:28:17
Speaker
so rock rock Oh, shit. I'm going to you to shut the fuck up, Rock. Stop saying shit like that. out dogs Man, I was on your side for a second. We don't want titties.
05:28:28
Speaker
Shut up, Rock. I want titties. I want titties on the screen. Me too. We're Scott. We're Scott when we need him. Fuck. got we're we're scott we're scott it when we need him fuck yeah you know what if you mean just If you could just creep up into your 30s, you'd get my jokes.
05:28:47
Speaker
Creep. What alternate reality are you in? 28-year-old motherfucker. Brittany having flashbacks her 50-year-old boyfriend shit. what alternate reality are you interrupt twenty eight year old motherfucker britanney having flashbacks there fifty year old boyfriend and shit
05:29:07
Speaker
Yeah, all of them wrinkles just clouding their eyes. All of them wrinkles just clouding their eyes. She's like, i I ain't seen a ball sack like that since walnuts at Christmas. Fuck. With his old balls.
05:29:20
Speaker
Yeah, when his daughter got married and everything. Like, what the fuck? She didn't deny it, Sergeant. You realize she didn't deny it. She didn't deny Oh, shit, it's true.
05:29:34
Speaker
You're making me through like a midlife crisis. I'm sorry. I'm sorry for being honest. I'm sorry. You don't have a right a midlife crisis. You fucking fake ass midlife crisiser.
05:29:50
Speaker
Never have Walnus again, man, without thinking of me. You're welcome. I to all my shit. bet you do, Britt. I bet do. Brittany was her midnight crazy thing. It was the worst thing we'll fuck out of you. Nice, Michael. i gotta a i gotta to save all yeah shit yeah i bet you do britt i bet you do ah britney britney was her midnight phrase saying was the ro thing the i got you not was that he's having your your lift with their hands and nice michael He's just like fucking doing jujitsu. Michael just popping in with his penis fucking like lava lamp and shit, man.
05:30:24
Speaker
let's um He's got a dick on his right. He's got his fucking jujitsu hand on his left. Listen to Brittany. The biggest lies I've ever got by dick.
05:30:41
Speaker
Stop talking about your fucking dick. He's his own fucking sign language. in terms He's married. he's It's okay. He's married. I know. And Sue is the greatest fucking person of all time. But she kicked him the fuck out of bed, so it's open fucking store. like The door's open. my wife is amazing. Jesus is.
05:31:02
Speaker
My dick is community property. Well, not our brother. Stop dancing. Sue's married to him, not us. Fuck. ah was a joke That was a joke. Don't take anything I say seriously. Personally.
05:31:17
Speaker
We're not. that's on Fuck Jedi. fuckcker over there Signing and shit. Walnut dick is good.
05:31:29
Speaker
That's our bano game science. that's ibi of game signs ah
05:31:40
Speaker
My sister is going to fucking hate me in about two hours, man. She's going to be like, motherfucker, did you get any sleep? I'm like, no, I'm drunk, bitch. Let's go get on a plane. You're just going to smell like a whole bottle of fucking bourbon you drank.
05:31:56
Speaker
I don't know if I can do this with you bitches anymore. Uh-oh, Brittany's cap fell off. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. yeah um give me yeah I didn't know Brittany had long hair until last week when she showed it.
05:32:11
Speaker
Yeah. You have to wear that hat if you're going to be accepted to the Smurf Village. Smurf Village. It says, I love walnuts.
05:32:23
Speaker
We see it. We got to make merch. We got to make merch. I love walnuts. Smurf Village. Shoot me a question.
05:32:35
Speaker
smur village should be quick How tall are Smurf? Two foot six. That's what I was going to say, you fucker.
05:32:45
Speaker
Oh, you fucker. I think they're about seven to eight inches. Okay, 2.4. Three apples high. No, no, no. Okay. No, he's right. It is three apples high. Wasn't Jesse I was wrong?
05:32:59
Speaker
Yeah. Yes, bitch. Michael, thanks for making us both look old as fuck, man. you oh all all almons yeah about that for And for what it's worth, Smurfette, I ain't gonna say I like jerked off to her a couple times when I was younger, but whatever. like like Oh yeah, so did everybody else in the Smurf village because she's the one. How the fuck you gonna put a hot looking bitch like that on a cartoon and like expect little fucking 10 year old boys not to get as excited? No matter which way, that girl is still getting blue balls.
05:33:31
Speaker
Exactly. Johnny for the kill. Blue balls. She was the original slore. Fuck. When I did my chatterbait thing for a minute, I...
05:33:40
Speaker
but joining us time like we' bar street that shit's volume michael thank you laura i try to keep a valuable speech yeah you're the ship go i throw yeah have to floor when i did the chatter rate thing for okay Keep bringing us back to stroking. Go ahead. I had the black light and it made me look blue. And so I had a joke about how I looked like a smurf.
05:34:15
Speaker
And then you know that video was like Papa Smurf, can I lick your ass? Yeah, lick my ass. I'm going to need somebody single to reply to that. Hashtag TV Internet Association.
05:34:29
Speaker
I don't want to talk about the conversation. It was just, so I looked blue and somebody brought that up. Oh. In my experience, if you're a lady, you would it. Every chat debate is a dude.
05:34:48
Speaker
Yeah, I didn't feel comfortable doing it. So I, yeah, that was a quick one. I was over it. It's not about your comfort level. It's about your street level.
05:35:02
Speaker
I don't know what you mean by that. I know. i mean
05:35:08
Speaker
And I honestly don't know if I want to know what you mean by that. You don't. You don't.
05:35:17
Speaker
God damn it, dude. Michael, you fuck me up every fucking time. youre You're welcome. Hey, Brittany, where'd you get that that sweater?
05:35:30
Speaker
Papa Smurf. Oh, my hoodie? Yeah. Sorry. didn't realize it was hoodie. Assholes live forever. Wait, could could you put that a little closer to the camera, please?
05:35:41
Speaker
I can't see it. yeah guys and Guys, I mean guys. I have proof. Assholes don't live forever. My dad died forever. Yeah, exactly.
05:35:54
Speaker
Yeah. are It is a brand that is out there. You can buy their shoes. Wait, that's the name of the brand? it's like okay. I got to keep my mouth shut right now. No, you don't. baby thisro yeah so Yeah, I do. i really do.
05:36:09
Speaker
Yeah, just smell safe. Just be quiet. You son of a pussy. Rock's got my bag. Walnut what? Walnut what? Ha ha, you... walnut what so i know ah you mo dog dad god I'm going to find out where you live. Just ask Angel. She's probably already figured it out.
05:36:32
Speaker
Just saying. yep ah trainer but Fuck around and find out, Modo. Hold on. Stop. Brittany, put Angel on full screen.
05:36:44
Speaker
Angel. Yeah, we want to see her face. Looks like a spider. if You have everyone figured out. Walk through the whole group and peg us. Yep. What? Say it again, because I have like 19 kids in the fucking news said background. You said have everyone figured out.
05:37:05
Speaker
Go through the panel and tell us from who we are.
05:37:10
Speaker
Everybody thought about. I don't know about you figured out. don't know about you. fail or care had a fail like you told us to stop but you did not give us time to collaborate and I do have though your address by the way bro your address Michael 69 oh shit that's that's a flex got your address bitch yeah I bought a shirt I bought shirt yeah I know she ain't got my fucking address. Those that fucking are open, I'm like, all we're cool.
05:37:44
Speaker
But those are not like MoDog. I'm like, all right, here we are. You heard her say like MoDog, right? That's right. My shit's pretty locked the fuck down. ah So I'm like, all right, let's figure who this person is.
05:37:55
Speaker
um but i I'm screaming from your front yard, okay? I know where you're at. Angel, we're in your laundry room. Be scared. I'm in my laundry room. You're not in here.
05:38:07
Speaker
Yes, we are. Look closer. Look closer. slightly dryer I'm hiding in the dryer. You don't even know. My nickname is Lint Filter. Just saying.
05:38:18
Speaker
My nickname is Lint Filter. I used to get paid for my own job.
Digital Personas and Gaming
05:38:23
Speaker
but Besides doing my job, I get paid by my crazy boss to fucking find information on anybody i could, including him.
05:38:31
Speaker
And I got paid. On the table for a lot of money for that shit. She just said the size of your whatever does not compare the size of my crazy big box. Where are you going? You're about to get rejected for a second. so much walk away To Michael's comment, let's not have a doxing stream.
05:38:52
Speaker
I'm just saying. but Stop walking with Angel. That's my bitch.
05:39:00
Speaker
like in here Oh, that was so loving. That's my bitch. That's my bitch. We care about each other. That's my bitch. and That's true. I give i give i give both you girls props, man. You guys do take a lot of shit from the guys, man. so we're now built with Shut up, Moldova.
05:39:21
Speaker
Yeah, I'm not saying we're not the only chicks. Michael's wife, Sue, is also I've never seen Sue in here. You won't ever see you.
05:39:32
Speaker
Well, then how you going say she's in here all the time? She's in the chatter's box. Yeah, she's in the chatter's box. I don't remember seeing her in the chatter's box either. Well, you're fucking stupid.
05:39:45
Speaker
Well, you're fucking stupid. No, no, no, no, no. I saw her in chat. I saw her in chat earlier. I don't pay attention to the chat a lot of times. My wife is one of the people.
05:39:58
Speaker
My wife is one of the most bad persons on earth. Why she's with a look at me, look at me is beyond me. But because she loves me and married me, I love myself.
05:40:13
Speaker
Thank you, Susan. You're amazing. I don't deserve you. And he wants some ass later. just then let just She doesn't want to be on camera. That's cool.
05:40:26
Speaker
that's cool i don i don't yeah I did see her in chat earlier. I figured out who she was. My wife's amazing. use that She's funny too, man. She has some really good comments.
05:40:37
Speaker
My wife is my best friend. People right there, Michael and Sue. I fucking love y'all. Look, just because you got fucking invited to the wedding, what the fuck ever, Brittany?
05:40:48
Speaker
That has nothing to do with it. ah There's other background shit to do with it that and I'm not going to do. Don't talk about that. That was on tape and it's for us only. I was on Chatterbase. Shut the fuck up. and Yeah, exactly.
05:41:04
Speaker
you guys weren't there. so Obviously. But it was $14.99. But you could be. You could be. Also on footfinders.com and Jedi's already found your ass on footfinders, man.
05:41:20
Speaker
we I found the foot. I found the foot. right That's a hashtag right there You can probably find my foot From like a mile away That's the thing When i'm on stream I can't do the hashtags but hands take You can i mean sure you can I could i could but it's different Dude you don't even look at the chat in your own fucking stream Shut up man How do you know you're never there?
05:41:48
Speaker
Yes, I am. You told last week. You told us last week on Saturday. Thank you, Rock. I got rock i don't need you piling up. Am I uninvited from the show, Jedi? I was just trying to. I mean, that was a good point, though.
05:42:03
Speaker
In all seriousness, like... It's not a good point. It's dead-ass accurate, and I hate it, but it's a good point, and I hate it, and I don't acknowledge it, okay? but and all In all seriousness, Jedi, i didn't i I did get your text last night, man, but I was, like, literally in the middle of, like,
05:42:19
Speaker
Back and forth shit with my sister That's why They were finding feet I get it Jedi I Jedi's number for six months He's never texted me joke Tonight What's going on in the stream dude you both of Are you doing okay Jedi Are you doing all alright Default Default Fucking default how are you doing I'm not great, but I don't care about that right now. I care about... You'd be doing better if you were on the Lazy and Shaman show.
05:43:00
Speaker
let um up Just saying. got a plug bro i know not the Look at that We found the foot for a second Every time she puts her foot up It takes up the whole fucking screen You don't know how many screenshots I've taken Oh my God I'm not taking that breath I'm not taking that breath She could be 18 feet of fucking way It'd be all foot, man It'd be all heels, sole and toe, man
05:43:35
Speaker
Okay, so I've tried to poach Brittany. I've tried to poach Rock. Michael. Dude, oh my God. Coming for you next. You know who you've never poached was me, so fuck you, dude.
05:43:46
Speaker
First off, you've been coming to me since the first time I was on there. Start masturbating with something else, all right? no Nope, nope. I'm going to keep the course. I'm not deviating.
05:43:59
Speaker
Hoss, we're going need you jump in here with some like fucking like yeah some to one of your phrases, man. um you're Calm Brittany down. ask she's out of She's out of control, man.
05:44:12
Speaker
Get ah you
05:44:16
Speaker
control of your panel, man. Fucking calm down, yeah yeah a mo dog yeah send you what daddy likes,
05:44:31
Speaker
Johnny is still here is going to send me Well he's only been here for five hours Thanks for noticing Hey Johnny Nice to see you after five hours I'm going to need everybody to look at my so my ah My little photo right there real quick Full screen it Full screen it Oh my god, is that Britney's foot?
05:44:59
Speaker
What is that? Full screen Full screen. From here, it looks like foot. Where the fuck you? There it is. See? The whole screen, man. Leave it up. I'm coming up. Fuck. you can it full screenen from here it looks like a foot only whi hear we little you well i got it you don't have there it is there it is look see the whole fucking screen man even but i believe it i believe you love i'm not come on car Leave it up. I'm not coming yet. No, bro.
05:45:32
Speaker
No. We're done. He said, leave it up. I'm not coming yet. Brittany is my little sister. Oh, my God. good.
05:45:47
Speaker
Oh, shit. Love you, Brittany. love you, Brittany. Hashtag leave it up. I'm not coming yet. What fuck? Brittany's little sister. That is the fucking line of the night.
05:46:00
Speaker
Oh, my God. That's Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Johnny has to clean keyboard off now. That's why he's going. This is where know involvement, motherfucker. Come on, Haas. You have something that, Come on, That's like or something. was say, got to a Cleveland voice. You to in Cleveland Here's what Haas If they wait. Oh, wait. Oh, wait. Oh, Oh, wait.
05:46:18
Speaker
wait. Oh, wait. wait. wait. wait. wait. wait. wait. wait. wait. wait. wait. Oh, wait. wait. wait. Oh, Oh, wait. Oh, wait. wait. wait. Oh, wait. wait. Oh, wait. Oh, Oh, wait. Oh, wait. wait. wait. wait. Oh, wait. wait. Oh, wait. Oh, wait. wait. Oh, wait. wait. wait. wait. wait. Oh, wait. Oh, wait. Oh, wait. wait. wait. Oh, wait. Oh, wait. wait. wait. Oh, wait. wait. wait. Oh, wait. Oh, wait. wait. wait. wait. wait. wait. Oh, Oh, wait.
05:46:34
Speaker
Hey, Haas, say it like if Loretta showed her feet.
05:46:40
Speaker
Loretta showed her feet? No, fuck that. Say it to Brittany's foot. Fuck Loretta. and No, no, you got to say But that's how you got to say it, though. and In Cleveland's voice, but if like Loretta showed her feet.
05:46:53
Speaker
First off, Haas, Haas. Understand, Haas, you're obligated to do nothing. You're not their dancing monkeys. Bullshit. Yes, you are. If I could say it, God damn. I almost yelled at Michael, but he's part of the channel and he can name me. Oh, Loretta. Oh, Loretta.
05:47:13
Speaker
al lareta like and great great Oh,
05:47:20
Speaker
and oh lata well in my In my mind. yes He's looking somewhere else. right I can do the sign language again. He's good. He's in the face from all the world and just talking shit.
05:47:36
Speaker
Wait, as Cleveland say, wait a minute, I'm not done coming yet. You don't have to do it for real. Yes, you do, Hoss. Don't fucking listen to her. Shut up. Shut the fuck up, dog. Quit trying to ruin a good thing, Brittany. want it.
05:47:52
Speaker
Oh, see? She wants it. do Go, Hoss. Go. Do it. know and so Everybody shut up. i
05:48:02
Speaker
He's still looking at the photo. He's playing video games. He's still looking at the photo. He's like, fuck you guys, man. I'm trying to play Call of Duty, you pieces of shit. Hey, shut up. Call of Duty is dope.
05:48:16
Speaker
We would shut up if it was worth it. He ain't doing shit. Johnny, Johnny, get the house under control. What's oh money what's up?
05:48:27
Speaker
Never mind. I'm over it. You didn't hear word we said, did you? No. blood He kicked me out of time. Okay. okay Got it again. I don't know you're asking of. have to show him my penis to get his attention.
05:48:44
Speaker
morons yeah around Brittany, show your foot again. Motivate him. No. yeah but fiveerss dot com Rock, go back to your avatar. Fuck her.
05:48:56
Speaker
Okay. look Look at that motherfucker. Full screen. yeah That should ah shit it up to put up a fucking 1,200 square foot. I can't even fucking talk. Fuck it. Oh, my gosh, Brittany. The star said that shit took up a 1,200 square foot apartment. She's giving away gold. You have got a Bitcoin for that.
05:49:15
Speaker
Brittany's like, here's my foot.
05:49:20
Speaker
Where does fucking we break? Don't get mad. God damn. yeah yeah She braids her hair with her feet. oh She got my fingertips. I took that bullet for you.
05:49:33
Speaker
I was outside your window watching. yeah Go learn to shut those curtains, man. Oh, shit. I wasn't supposed to say that.
05:49:47
Speaker
no oh shit and how was this supposed to say that
05:49:52
Speaker
Oh, Haas is back to video games. It was a long story. I didn't mean to. You can't do any voices now, guys. Hurry up, Haas. I got to piss, goddammit.
Reflections on Aging
05:50:01
Speaker
Jesus. Get back here. What do y'all want me to say?
05:50:04
Speaker
Just look at her feet and comment. That's it. Okay, hold on. Haas, if you're opening suggestions, I want to hear you say, you can full screen me now, Brittany, and let him go. You piece of shit with ah Pervert Herbert's voice. Yeah.
05:50:19
Speaker
Yeah. can i show you all y'all were talking at the same time and i i know it was just michael but he was he was signing while talking so sounded like two people were talking no that's not real sign language so it's michael sign language and i love it he's like he's the one that i am most here for. That's my bro.
05:50:47
Speaker
Oh, we're all just piece of shit. Thanks, Britt. Appreciate you. but Thanks, Britt. I'm not even worth anything. We're all just feces, specks, and the fucking underwear, man.
05:51:00
Speaker
Alright, we're good. i can try That's called Sharticles. You're Sharticles. No, i just... He's a part of the network, so of course...
05:51:15
Speaker
Tateicism, nepotism, all about that white life.
05:51:22
Speaker
What happened, everybody? They really left.
05:51:28
Speaker
That fucking sucks. And Rock, I'm sorry. That's why I said I'm not taking that bet. It's been 27 minutes. I'm sorry. Wait, 27 minutes?
05:51:42
Speaker
What? At least. That's why I didn't take that bet. I'm watching. I'm watching. ah Watching what? The song? Comments, motherfucker. Look at your comment.
05:51:55
Speaker
Oh, that was for Jedi. Yeah, I know. Not taking that bet. Because you're right. He won't see that shit. He still hasn't seen it, bro. No, he hasn't. He won't. The entire stream will go by and he'll he won't see it.
05:52:10
Speaker
he just won't He'll see it now that we talked about it. No, he won't. He's not listening either. He said, I see everything. now look ah See, he saw it now.
05:52:25
Speaker
He saw it 10 minutes later, bro. 27 minutes ago you put that comment up. 27 minutes, bro. I'm just making up numbers.
05:52:36
Speaker
Numbers are hard. boy It's been 10 minutes. this's one ten
05:52:42
Speaker
Anyways, this has been an interesting night. Saturdays are always fucked up. It's like my favorite part of the week, coming up and seeing you guys.
05:52:53
Speaker
I look forward to it. I get that. We're amazing. This is second time I've fucking seen me, Rocky. like i find you and I've seen you for a while.
05:53:05
Speaker
Okay, you've seen me, but I haven't seen you, bitch. What are you talking about? I said, not until I mentioned bitch. yeah I'm not going to just say I pissed so much that I flushed the toilet without having to hit the handle, but whatever.
05:53:26
Speaker
That's impressive. Go, man. Hey, my flow is good at 60, man. shitt i told her um Ask Brittany. She likes the old dudes, man.
05:53:38
Speaker
how you are you moar Are you currently on Cloudline? A black dude told you that's impressive about your penis. little bit. yeah little bit Good job, man.
05:53:51
Speaker
that made That made my month, man. Just saying that proves your bullshit earlier, your white lies about all black dicks aren't you. I hadn't even thought about it that way, Michael, but that is pretty impressive, man.
05:54:05
Speaker
That's what I always say. But I'm the only one that says it. knock into old dus you knew i I wasn't joking, though. I did. I pissed so hard it flushed the toilet itself.
05:54:17
Speaker
Sincerely? that That is a perfect. You're 60? Yeah. wish I was 60, but I'm 51, almost 52, and I don't look near as you. but i'm fifty one almost shift to you and i don't love your visual you
05:54:34
Speaker
um i don't even know I don't even know what say to that man I'm 78 Smoking meth for 22 years not a good idea That's a joke God damn it Is it though? I'll quit dialing will say for all of you guys
05:54:50
Speaker
that's a joke i did hear that is it the okay i' quote i'll qui diling sorry i love bri no yeah do thanks for all of you guys for your ages that you are. Oh, she's about to judge us. well
05:55:12
Speaker
but
05:55:15
Speaker
She's going to figure it out yeah go finger out. She's like, for all your ages, you don't look like you're one foot in the grave. So good on you. You're not dead.
05:55:26
Speaker
so like And that's why I always say every day above the dirt, I call it a win. Exactly. I'm sucking wind and I'm awesome and I love life and I breathe and fuck and I eat. I just know if I was 32 again like Brittany is, the shit, if I could do it over knowing what I know now, the decisions that I would fucking make, whoo, I'm just saying. I would fuck even more and eat a lot less. I'm just saying.
05:55:56
Speaker
no no you know what's Fucked up. Slick got his full fucking birthday thing and my birthday was six days ago. britney and I didn't get shit. Happy belated birthday. I didn't realize that it was.
05:56:11
Speaker
Happy birthday. Thank you. You know what? 29 looks great on you. Thank you. I'm try to fuck. hashtag trying to fuck Tell me I'm not a seasoned veteran. Come on.
05:56:26
Speaker
was so tellvi i'm not a seasoned veteran go along and deserve one yeah can a been like like Blake had to be the girl and have a little birthday party. Hey, Freddie. Freddie, speaking of your birthday, what did you do?
05:56:45
Speaker
What did you do? Town to town? We won't go there. Oh, shit. It was that nerdy where she can't even tell us.
05:56:56
Speaker
It just it ended up being shitty. We're not just going to go. Well, that sucks. Sorry to hear that. That's why you locked the back door now. Yeah.
05:57:08
Speaker
Anyways. Probably because you haven't been on the Lazy and Shaman show on Fridays. There you go. wait and We did. We did. Last night. yeah yeah Michael and I were Michael and Brittany came and hung out and that was awesome.
05:57:24
Speaker
Yeah, so fuck you, Rocky. Look, she she just turned him into a white boxer and shit man
05:57:37
Speaker
He's like, fuck you, Rocky. Yo, Adrian. a push line i you hey where we get We're to be climbing up some stairs soon.
Phone Struggles and Cultural References
05:57:52
Speaker
Oh, shit. I don't think you should do it without holding onto the ah side. I know, right? Shut the fuck up. Angel, you still in the laundry room?
05:58:04
Speaker
yeah Wait, what, does your phone take charge? one of my favorite fucking people ever. Speaking of which, I need to charge my phone.
05:58:17
Speaker
Hashtag suspect.
05:58:21
Speaker
I'll do it. I'll do it. You'll do a suspect?
05:58:28
Speaker
bo it what's That's what? You gotta start with a default, you know what I mean? yeah I have no fucking idea. Hey, john Johnny, what are you working on, man?
05:58:43
Speaker
I'm glad to do that. I'm sorry. You motherfuckers. You took five hours. I'm working on a project called a foot amayo. It's a Hindu Buddhism aspect. Foot amayo?
05:58:57
Speaker
I heard foot. What? inspiration Brittany was the inspiration.
05:59:03
Speaker
If there's a shot, I am losing my head. Foot of chatterbait? yeah and i Shut it down. no Wongs, you have the floor.
05:59:20
Speaker
What do you want? I'm bringing him up. ah Well, I have done a couple of different retries at a ah something called a Fudomayu. It doesn't look like there's really much done now.
05:59:33
Speaker
I have i fucking facial expression and some hair aspects, but that's really what I got going. I'm going to start working on more of it as we get going tonight here. So basically with Picasso.
05:59:47
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Yep. Nice. Bingo. Nice, Johnny. That's cool, man. Thank you. That was cool. i mean ah It didn't look like Britney's foot, but it was cool. And it doesn't look like a walnut. but yeah Well, I mean, he's only got a few of the toes stenciled in so far.
06:00:02
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It's a figure in Hindu Buddhism.
06:00:06
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That's exactly what I think about when I think about Britney's fruit. Yeah, but if you don't if you don't have masking tape on your hat, it don't matter, man. The Hindu religion is based out of the India.
06:00:19
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And then the Buddhists are like Nepal, China. yes Yeah, I'm not a moron. Look, listen. This is the smoking in the meth talking, right? oh michael you Michael, do you do this shit when you fuck? I'm just curious.
06:00:38
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um Only blind Only blind girls? Obviously my wife is blind. obviously my wife is blind
06:00:53
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Man, gotta say, this got way better once Bloodlash. I mean, ain't wrong. i mean yeah We're all over here having a good time while Glick's getting a ride of his birthday. We're all having a good time while Glick's having a day.
06:01:09
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He's on that birthday bus. on they I would love to give him all the the kudos in the world on that, but he texted me like two hours ago. He's already done, man.
06:01:19
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He was done 38 seconds after it started. What the fuck are you ah chi jesus He's like, already had two showers and three sandwiches. Fucking shut up. we always talk about The champ, the champ, the champ.
06:01:36
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The champ had come in and sleep in fast. He's just cladled up in a blanket right now. can nut and snore instead of 14-7.
06:01:48
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Two pumps, so he bumps he wishes.
06:01:55
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Good him. you know so do i Good for you, Click. you At least hes he's efficient. We'll give him that. curious How much of money he made tonight with the hashtag going across the screen there.
06:02:08
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17 cents. 17 cents. You're paying too much, Jarja Modell. I'm going to do something for Glick right now. Damn it. My 15 cents wasn't enough. You're going to send him some blue juice?
06:02:20
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I am. Some blue juice. I'm going to send him a video chat. Don't do that. That's a great idea. Let's see clearly make it. Great call.
06:02:31
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Oh, fuck no. I'm doing that. I already told you I felt uncomfortable and tattered. I'm going do it.
06:02:39
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Dude, and know bed i worked do you know what? I'm going to sign up on footfinding.com and then I'm going to send him my account.
06:02:53
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And we're never going to see Brittany again. You should so fucking do that. You should so do that, Brittany. I'll see you again next time. Angel, good to see you. Take care. I hope to this coming Friday. again for buying one my right shirt you say yes let me show you
06:03:21
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is it amazing yeah do you think that's a good my loggo yes yes brittanney And once again, about two weeks from now, this is going to work again. i have my website down for about two weeks.
06:03:36
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before Wait, is that one of those shirts when you click the QR code, it comes up and says, fuck you or some shit? No, no, no. It goes to my website. All dicks, no chicks.
Merchandise and Farewells
06:03:47
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All dicks, no chicks?
06:03:49
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ah Exactly, yeah. Wow. yeah The appeal is so strong. Brittany, I think you should absolutely fucking do that to your idea. do what but
06:04:02
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She said she was going sign up for footfinders.com and send it to Glick. See, I fucking listen. I pay attention. ah I knew what I said. I just wanted to know if you were listening, you bitch.
06:04:12
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Well, one of us was. Really? That was an amazing lie. I like the way youve covered that shit. Hmm. definite
06:04:23
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Yeah, that's why we get along. You're my bro. You should definitely fucking do that, though. Glick would be like, what the fuck? Yeah. I think I might do it, but also... where hold on What you holding up, Rock?
06:04:38
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Yeah, I sent him some money for cash-up. That's two of us. You balling son of a bitch. fall and sumed up
06:04:50
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Michael said, fuck you. I sent him a 10 cents. Fuck you. I him nothing other than the glory the reason. You were way too quick with that, man. That's so funny.
06:05:02
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I mean, I sent Brittany Monday night and I didn't get no friend finder. Are you showered
06:05:11
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and awake? Hey! Hey! Hey! no first hormone Put the man up center. put them men up First and foremost, this why I can't leave Brittany in charge because you're five minutes over. The six hour mark.
06:05:25
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Okay, this is your fucking show, you motherfucker. I couldn't do anything, man. I forget why why are you guys such weirdos about the six hour mark. Because at anything after the six hour mark, it makes it it makes it hard to upload the audio.
06:05:41
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It won't allow. That's what we like. So that's that's what i like yeah so you came on to shut shit down. Okay, we got you. ah ah showload why no i know you guys want to keep I know you guys want to keep going.
06:05:56
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So for whoever's down, umm going to kill this and then I'll get power to somebody who wants to stick around and do an after show. so He just got it off. Look how glowing he is. He's glowing. We're going double fist this bitch. He's glowing because he just finished.
06:06:14
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Before we shut down, happy birthday one last time. You're the man, the man of the motherfucking hour. The doll's father of the mother. Click the creator. That is wrong.
06:06:26
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so yeah and you And you are all the weakest link. Goodbye after six hours. That was my fucking happy birthday. Never mind. Happy late birthday, Brittany.
06:06:42
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i just want to say, Glick, congratulations on your two-pump chump tonight, man. Yeah, man. Glick, I defended you. I told him you were efficient.
06:06:53
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I don't know. I just want you to know that. I think I'm more than efficient, but I mean, you know, you guys believe whatever you want to believe. you burns and I need to shower and get ready for a flight, so it was good hanging out with you guys, man. Thank you. Happy birthday. Thank you, brother. Good seeing you guys. Appreciate it. Michael or Rocky, whoever I need to give power to, we'll give power to.
06:07:24
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michael or rocky whoever i need to give power to and will get power to listen ah good Don't do it for him. He was talking shit about how you tune his power away after 32 minutes. Fuck him.
06:07:35
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ah believe it so so What are you fuckers No.