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Nonsensical Nonsense: Merry Christmas ya filthy animals
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Opening and Tone Setting
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Yay, check out!
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Dance. Dance.
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Hey, y'all better look the fuck out today. My crayons are sharp, the box is full, my bottle of glue's topped off, and my helmet's on tight. Baby, we about to rizm with the tism. Let's get with it.
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set my deck and ain't my asshole you sons and bitches that but what maybe we
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wow you hear it I know. I didn't know it was going to be so loud. but Wow. It's worth it. It's worth it.
Merchandise Promotion
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Everybody **** heard that. Good. I work with animals. I prefer saying
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with animals, lazies ladies and gentlemen. What is going on everybody? Happy Saturday. Guess what time it is? It's time for a little nonsensical nonsense. A little Christmas shenanigans, if you will, tonight.
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uh it is our holiday special i guess i mean it's not gonna be any different than any other saturday night we're just a little bit closer christmas i've got a santa hat on and you know maybe we'll maybe we'll do a little christmas i identify as a christmas tree damn it or it's a tuesday night and you have balls of noodles i don't know Well, except for the fact it's Saturday, but OK. Whatever. But yeah. I don't know how long it's going to happen. They're really heavy. It's our last Saturday before Christmas, so we're going to holiday it up a little bit real quick.
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What up, Arliss? Uh, real quick, Jeff, don't forget everybody. It is the Open Door Challenge. We've got that link. It's in the chat. DJ Jeff, drop that link one time. Everybody and everybody is welcome oh two i had to in real quick. Uh, before I get into my spiel, shout out to the missus. link draw all that That's cool. New shirt. She just made nonsensical network podcast or whatever. Yeah. On the back. On the back. You know how I say it. Be good or be good at it, baby. And guess what? Y'all can get you one of these if you'd like. If you go to beauty and the beard creative corner on Facebook and say, Hey, I saw that wonderful hoodie that that amazingly awesome, handsome bearded man was wearing on nonsensical nonsense.
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Do you think I could get one of those? And she'd be like, yeah. I wasn't wearing a hoodie. You also don't have a beard. aye I have stubble. Yeah, you have cubes on your face. But you can get your own. And balls in my ears, though, you know. You can get your own hoodie, which apparently I'm all tangled up in currently right now. You're like John Candy trying to take his jacket off.
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I really you have to drive the car with your with your legs. Yeah. I got to drive this. Hold on. We're going to drive it. And the beard creative corner on Facebook. And if you guys don't know where to find her at, well, just keep an eye on our social media and I'll make sure to tag her. You haven't put it in the bio like you lazy.
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a ah You know, that sounds like a good job. for you One of my underlings. Hey, underling. ah I beg to differ because I don't know how to get on to the bio link to actually change anything. I know how to go on to the bio link. I'm not stupid. But to change anything to sign in, I don't know how to do it. The same way you log into all of our social media. Speaking of our social media, check us out. Facebook, Instagram, X and TikTok. Look, Jeff, you got balls.
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and I got spiky balls. I'm not quite sure how I'm going to make this work. I'm not quite sure how I'm going to make this work this year. I'm using a different strand than what I had last year. So I'm probably going to wind up killing myself with these at some point tonight because these are spiky and they're hard plastic. But anyways, we have social media. We have social media, y'all. Facebook, Instagram, X and TikTok for as long as it's around.
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Shows are live Monday through Sunday on YouTube, Twitch, and Facebook. And and and you can listen anytime, any place, wherever you listen to podcasts at, all at the Nonsenseical Network, or simply go, as Jeff already brought up, bio.link slash Nonsenseical Network. All of them links are there on the screen. Yeah, including the links.
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to our merch store. We have an actual merch store, but I also have
Holiday Anecdotes and Traditions
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a merch lady in-house. And, well, you know what? Why not put her to work? Hey, you know what? That's what Blaze and I were talking about last night. We were watching Screws time too. I said, you know, if you got ideas for merch,
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say hello to Nicky. Yeah. Big comfy sweatshirt, big comfy hoodie. I'm um i'm digging it. I'm liking it. Uh, but uh, yeah, make sure you guys give us follow give us a like Give us a share and uh, you know what jeff has sent a bad idea i'll ask her and as long as she don't mind I don't see why she would author her facebook link and her youtube link up in our our bio look in the bio and yeah Yeah, that way people can find her super easy as well And they can send ideas. Hey, I want a you know, I want
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my shirt to save this you know no they can have nonsense because i want to hashtag fuck click you know i'm just saying i'm not gonna allow it not the awesome that's all right i like lot don't you worry buddy i i got places i can get that made i have i have ultimate detoning power now
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Nicki loves me. She's going to send me anything I want. ah ah ah Why did I get a bag of shit? This is bullshit! thiss I think Nicki tolerates you as the correct term. but She loves you just as much as my wife loves you. There's a lot of negative negative love there. A lot of...
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A lot, a lot, a lot of stuff going on. You know, so I was thinking about that last night. I said, you know, you and I get along great. Nikki tolerates me. My wife tolerates you. I guarantee you, Nikki, my wife would get along swimmingly as long as you and I weren't in the room. Probably. since They were like, why are we married to these axles?
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Because I got that. It is what it is. do That's what I keep telling Like I said, good, good. I give them a little what for, as you say. It is. It's definitely not my word. I'm going to bank on the money, I think. Yeah, you know, it's a steady paycheck thing on both our accounts. Let's be honest.
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and how make it well it's also it's ah we're pretty much guaranteed to not cheat because I don't leave the house and you're on a show almost every single night of the week. So like, well, at least he's not out cheating, you know? Yeah. And by that I mean, and I don't really leave the house unless we're going out together. So I mean, the exactly. So that's the that's why, that's why our wives and your fiance kind of tolerate us because they know where we are at all times, usually online. Basically.
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Like at least I can find him. Yeah. There's that there's that old meme um of of, you know, the man and the woman laying in bed and she's like, I bet she's thinking about another
Games and Challenges
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woman. And the guy's like, I'm thinking about this or that. So with ours, it's I bet he's thinking about another woman. You know, it'd be really good for a podcast. Yeah. You'd be really on funny. What's up, buddy? Oh, buddy. Sorry. I haven't eaten anything all day.
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I'm just getting around to eat. So I'm gonna take myself a camera. I got my I got my balls on So glicks licks trying to not to strangle himself with a but but like very hard that i did not i didt die i had to turn my camera out because i did not put this on camera if he want die on camera that's what's he doing He's wrapping himself in Christmas lights, but he doesn't want to show everybody how difficult it is but because apparently it's hard to do and
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It sounds horrible. You were showing that picture, yeah that eggnog. I wish I could get good eggnog here. Like, like I can't buy it. And it's seriously obsessed because I love, like, non-alcoholic eggnog is fucking amazing. I used to go to Kroger and buy the eggnog in the in the in the the the paper carton. You know, it's like that, like, school milk style.
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You know, paper. But I used to buy a half gallon. But I would literally go in and get a shopping cart full. Because, you know, you can't get it the rest of the year. And it's so fucking good. and Anybody that doesn't drink eggnog regular or or with alcohol, you're weird. Yeah, I don't like eggnog. So, funny thing about eggnog, I only drink it mixed. And two, my daughter, just she used to call eggnog. Gave up.
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You called it candy milk. It is. You know what? Some of it is very sweet. I wonder if you. I wonder if you get it. I don't know what it is about it, but like my wife won't make it for me, but it's not the same. I mean, it's good, but it's like it's yeah, my wife makes an amazing eggnog, but it's not the same as the stuff I used to buy. Let me ask you guys a question.
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choose animals and forty two hey man i know how jess feels i got a po in my make me I got balls in my face. This is what it's like to be. I'm like, I'm like what? I'm that drum from uh crowding kid three. Yeah. Um no. So, what is because I don't drink eggnog. Some of it, some of it is pretty sweet and it's not bad. and But what is eggnog made out of exactly? Do you guys know? Actually, I'm actually looking up a recipe right here. So eggnog recipe. I know. I know it has. egg ah It has six large eggs, granulated sugar, heavy whipped cream, two cups of milk. Oh, my gosh, I gotta actually click on it. Fucking annoying. Now I got to scroll down for three hours to manage it. Oh, I hate those recipe websites, dude.
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Right? Yeah. Because they they're like, let's talk about the history. Fuck the history. I just want to know what's in this shit. Or or or they want to tell you a story about their childhood and how they love you. Yeah, I don't care. I just want to know. OK, so. Just what the fuck's in this? It's greedy.
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Nice. Like, I don't know. what I don't know where my camera is. OK, so six cups, six large eggs, yolks. You see this? ah One half cup of granulated sugar, one cup of heavy whipped cream, two cups of milk. I saw it. One half teaspoon of ground nutmeg, a pinch of salt, one quarter teaspoon of vanilla extract, ground cinnamon, and alcohol of your choice. That's what's in there. If you use vodka, I'll kick you in the balls. I don't even use alcohol.
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I will drink eggnog straight. I love it. I used to buy it all the time. Why are you flipping a sock? It's so rude. So rude. Not very Christmas. I paused my camera thing. I know. I saw that. I'm not the biggest fan of eggnog. I don't really care for it too much. sometimes Sometimes it's too sweet. Sometimes it's not sweet enough.
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like I'm telling you, go buy, go to Kroger and buy the, I think it's Borden. Borden makes an amazing eggnog. You know, it's not alcoholic, you know, it's just- Southern Comfort makes one, it's really good.
NFL Naming Competition
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Yeah, but definite I don't need to get fucking hammered. No, no, no, no, no, it doesn't have any alcohol. You go to the grocery store and buy it with Southern Comfort. Southern Comfort has her own eggnog here in the winter, yeah. What's the fucking point then?
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yeah buyer they could mix with it finish what's the of that yeah and rule why No, I actually enjoy the taste of it like I would like if I could get it here I would be drinking egg dog on the show as opposed to go I'm sure you can buy order online Yeah, but shipping shit mix goes like a stain but tael And would probably get here and and be solid Yeah, cause it's just thousand million out just yeah making but That would involve work and I don't want to go through the hassle That's not even about the work about doing it. I just fear that when I would get here you ever seen that movie you see the movie the animal with Rob Schneider when he orders that like
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Beaver milk or whatever is to help him get strong and then when getver milk you know, he gets back It's been a couple months and it's like solid and chunky. That's how would my eggnog would show up and I'd be like fuck I was always so fucking lucky Do you like the Christmas decor you like the Christmas decor? I saw that in the background. Yeah, please did you see Blake? I got I added you We didn't use the thumbnail cuz like already had one up But I made a thumbnail for tonight that I even put you in but Oh, cool. Yeah, let me find it here. Oh, let me. yeah It's actually the background, but but I put you in it because I know you're not a Christmas guy. So I put you in it as as the Grinch. You're up by the tree. Oh, I see it. I mean, you should have you should have put me on like a fucking shelf on a note or some shit.
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I didn't think of that. Well, I grabbed every kind type of I grabbed a bunch of different type of Christmas Santa Clauses. As you see, Glick is Billy Bob Thornton. Dead on the sleep on the floor. Connor. Connor is Tim Allen. You're the Grinch. And I'm ah the guy from Stranger Things from Violent Night.
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You couldn't have thought of a new place. You could've made me like- I literally did it. I did it. it remind I was taking a nap. The Santa Claus from that old old ah fucking Santa Claus movie with David Huddleston that plays Santa Claus. Ah, fuck it wasn't called. They make the the elf makes these magic lollipops and fuck what's in the end of that goddamn movie. I'll have to look it up. Blaze's stone to Christmas?
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No, but that's that's something that we should definitely. Oh, well, oh, what was it? go. How you doing, Arliss? Lazes stoned Christmas. hey why not you watch How you guys doing? Doing pretty good. Arliss. Oh, we're talking about action the music out. What's your thought on what's your thought on eggnog, sir?
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because Glick says he doesn't like it and I think he's a giant douche because the douches are on that side of the fucking cameras. you Yeah, just give me. call you do Hold the eggnog.
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Last night, Jack Daniel's Christmas glass. Look at that. Wouldn't be the first time. Last night, somebody in this house. You let the liquor talk? Oh.
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Last night, somebody in this house got a little drunking the drunk face and their name rhymes with Schmicky. We'll just say that. yeah we would We went to see a friend of hers who's a bartender at a bar here in town. And there was a drink that she was drinking at Applebee's when we went to dinner and we were telling plays about it. And it was like, I don't know, a slutty sleigh ride or some shit.
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Yeah, it was like Rudolph's something or another and it was like vodka and cranberry and grenadine And I think strikes and then we went to the bar and then they were playing with ingredients and wound up adding pineapple juice to it. And then they wanted to rename it. And then they use vanilla vodka instead of regular vodka. And originally they called it a naughty or nice. And I was like, it's a slutty flavor. That sounds better. That sounds better. That sounds cool. Everybody in the bar, every time she would order one, they were like, slutty flavor.
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but Look, I got a picture of what Nikki looked like afterwards. Well, I'm not talking about you. We're talking about Snicky. Who got a dynamic junk face last night? Blame it on me. Everybody else does. She had a good time though. She made some new friends. She had a lot of fun, but she was closer. Snickered.
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Let's just say her friends got a bit of a heavy hand, if you know what I mean. Ooh. Not the best friend to have when you drink. Do you drink peer pressure? No, no, she pours heavy. Like, like a cup like this big and then like. Like she's like she's one of those bartenders where you're like vodka, Kalua, milk, you know, instead of I want a white Russian, she's like vodka. Vodka.
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Yeah. nonsense tabium Arliss got you here, man. It's been a hot minute. Uh, congratulations on the ACE, uh, with ACM. Yeah. And, and you got all kinds of new music coming out. You guys dropped your Christmas album last month and now you just dropped a brand new song just the other day that we'll get on the network this week. Thank you. not You guys are busy, busy, busy, man. Dude, every time they go live, Arla sends me a notification. Yeah, we've been keeping them pretty busy. And they're always in the studio, man. They're never just sitting around. They're in the studio. They're practicing. And I'm like, Jesus, you guys got this.
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but Making love to those strings, baby. Yeah, they are. Yeah, we keep them busy. Of course, Dave is still my scared animal. There's no doubt about that.
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What the hell is going on? artist i would apologize I just got your message. and I pray for up and just blow got blown up on my phone, a whole bunch of notifications. I just got your message. You sent me on Facebook. That only happens in Vegas, Nicky. Right. what You have to go to Vegas for not to follow you around.
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I'm not seeing any comments. What the hell is going on? Yeah, I was having an issue. That's why the the link is up there like 50 times. Oh, is that why it's up there? Yeah, it wasn't like I put it on. I put it in once and it showed once and I was like, what the hell? So I hit it again and and it wasn't showed up. And finally it showed up all of them.
00:25:37
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Maybe you're going to have to deal with it. Uh, our, our lives are an open book and, uh, you're going to marry a podcast host. So when, when something entertaining happens, we, we have to, uh, talk about, we have to talk about, I mean, I kept your birthday secrets of shenanigans. I kept your birthday shenanigans a secret. man against oh theres Yeah. Yeah. Why am I not all as well?
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and that refresh my Yeah, it's it's weird. Oh, Arliss had to jump out and jump back in, so I'm going to switch him over. So he should pop up here any second. Bye, Joe. Oh, no. Bye, Glick. Yeah, I guess. Buck Glick, you he just got it. I'm here. I'm out. Arliss, you having a little internet issues? You got to change that gerbil, buddy. Yeah.
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that I'm having trouble with my Internet. No, I get it. You know, Blaise calls it Biden bars because in it he is. His Internet is really weird. What the hell, dude? I said I'm going to refresh. I'll be right back. Now I can see the car. Oh, yeah. I think it's the weather here. Yeah, yeah. Well, it's cold. Hey, and I'm just saying I've kept that a secret. It was cool. That was gold from your birthday. And I haven't told anybody.
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Well, now that you brought it up, what happened?
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Do you want to go back to being in the gimp in the closet, Nikki? Is that what you're saying? Yeah, I'm the virus. youve you' You've never been a secret, I don't think. maybe wrong. Look, I have been sworn to secrecy. Considering she she walks in the room about 14 times a day. She's not a secret. Yeah. And I used to do that. and I used to do the show from her house before she moved here. Like, right. Where are you at tonight? I don't know. Or a hotel room or something. yeah Like, right. Where's Glick today? Like, we weren't playing some new game here on nonsensical nonsense. And guess where Glick is tonight? You know,
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Right. Actually, speaking of new game. ah um listeners are your is is your Is your connection better now? I think you were on a little bit of a delay, too. Yeah, he had to refresh it as well. Yeah, I got a little bit of a delay. Yeah, he's got a little bit of a delay on his. and No worries, no worries. ah but You don't remember, do you, sir? You don't remember.
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Well, so I said, Blake and I were talking on Snapchat. Blake and I were talking on Snapchat. ah You know, the other day, we were talking we were all talking on Snapchat. And I sent, like, a private message. And I said, dude, I got an idea where we can bring back the so-called Chippian.
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And I sent him a video as an example and he said he could beat, he challenged this guy and said he could beat him. So I'm going to play this guy's video and then Glick is going to try to beat him. So I'm going to play this video. It's a minute 10. Bear with me. And then Glick is up to actually go for this. Check this out. This is game. The game is actually called Say It or Cap.
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So the way it works is, is like, I can name two superheroes. And then somebody else says, well, I can name three superheroes. I can name four. And once you get to a point where somebody's like, yeah, you there's no way you can do it in a minute.
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And uh, you have one minute to name however many you say you can name in that minute And this guy said he could name 50 NFL players In one minute and he got to 25 and click was like I could do that one You know in like less time blah blah blah. So i'm gonna play the video and then blin should we tell with you i I said, I think I could beat him. I might be able to knock out 50 in a minute who but deal yeah i could i it a quick game so you're you're gonna have to you're gonna have to keep track
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and arlo is gonna well and next next thing so basically i remember that but so Instead of actually playing the video because I don't want to click any ideas I'm gonna put a minute on my clock So I want to make shot so i want i want to make sure this is clean because what I would like to do is Do a video tag them in it and I want to make sure you agree. What is the name of their what is their tiktok channel?
Music and Band Highlights
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Yeah, agree we have well it's not really them but let me let me check my gallery because I have it there forever love it here it is um
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And these are current NFL players or any NFL player. I think it's any, um, I can't read it. It's called, Oh my gosh, it keeps moving. The FRDI, FR dish. So FR, FR D I S H O W.
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umbra so tomorrow face safe um find it up Now do do they have to be current players or can they be retired no any any player? and you So so but but here's the the idea of the game is whatever the subject is we all take turns going Can I use just first names? you know because i mean know the beauty this the beauty of this is You can do it with anything like for instance, I was thinking on on on a night like tonight we would do the joke
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No, I got it. Yeah, because first... Arlo's kicking his ass. yeah I feel you. Right? And he's a new gerbil. The idea of the game is is you can you could do it with any subject. And, you know, whoever, like, for instance, if like, with 50 NFL players, I'm calling cap. Go for it, dude. But, like, when it comes to, like, somebody like, oh, I can name... Ten brands of cars. Yeah. And Glick will be like, I can name 11. Blaze is like, I can name 12. I can name 20 strains of weed. and Exactly. Like, where i I'm like, Cap, dude, go. um And so what we're gonna do is Glick is gonna attempt... I don't have the name. How did you spell their...
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hold on let me i'll I'll see if I have it on my TikTok and I'll send it to you through TikTok. ah I'll see if I have it in my saved videos. yeah Unfortunately, they're not the only ones doing it, but Glick wanted to shout them out because he he thinks he can beat these guys. Is this them? I can do one Christmas movie.
00:32:53
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Okay, this is the guy is click it's in your tick tock right now. This is them. It's fr di show The fr di fr d is capitalized and i is lowercase show The fr d the fr di show With nicking okay. Yeah, Yeah, so so before I'm not going to show the video prior to click trying to name these 50 because It would give him ideas ah And I knew well as we discussed well as we discussed it Glick was like well You're gonna have to remind me because I'll forget by then because this was like Wednesday or Tuesday or Thursday We're talking about this so you have one minute on the clock sir ah And
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whenever you're ready, tell me Blaze, I need you to keep track of how many he did. Okay. And you have to name 50 NFL players. Okay. Well, hold on a second. Yeah, go ahead. So, this is going to be part of what I want to clip. So, yeah, Jeff sent me this video from TikTok from the FRDI show um with Nick and Cakes. So, they do this thing where they It's kind of like a, it's like a name that too. And like, so they, they, they did NFL and they said that he can name 50 NFL players in a minute. I think he got 25 on the video. I said, I think I can read that guy. I could probably come up pretty close to hitting 50, you know? So I'm taking a shot at it. Jeff's got the timer. Let i got time or bla is gonna keep your i and keep the that let me get something to keep tally. Okay.
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I think I can beat him. I don't know if I can hit all 50, but I think I can beat 25. Well, they did it in 45 seconds. I'm giving you a full minute because 50 is a lot, dude. Okay. Well, it depends on what they're doing, but I think they did 45. I'll play the video after we're done to see how close they got. Okay. Okay. Are you ready, please? Yes, I'm ready. Are you ready, sir? Yeah, let's do this. Here we go. 50 plays. There's three, one two,
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Three, two, one, go. Deshaun Watson, Dorianne Thompson Robinson, Jamison Winston, billy are Bailey Zappa, Nick Chubb, Deontay Foreman, Miles Garrett, as Zach Zenter, David Njoku, Jerry Judy, Elijah Moore,
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Lamar Jackson, Zae Flowers, Mark Andrews, Russell Wilson, Justin Fields. Fire move, TJ Watt. 27 seconds. Ann Jones. Thanks, Jeff. Jared Goff, Darren Montgomery, Cooper Cupp, Puka Nakua, Matt Stafford, Brock Purdy,
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George Kittle, Travis Kelsey, or Travis Swift, however you want to call it. Time. Patrick Mahomes. That's time. You got 25, dude. If I counted that correctly. Let's see. Ah. Count this. 1, 2, 3, 4. You got to be faster. russian but You to go faster.
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1718 a minute is not a lot of time 30 30 so you got 30 you got 30 You beat that dude So so this is this is them. This is that give or take maybe one and there's right. Did you do me off? All right, i can name one nfl player could name five I could do 10 I could do 19 I could do 25. No, you can't You're just gonna name your fantasy team. I could do 35. I could do 50. Cap! Cap! Start the timer. Three.
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two, one, go. Sam cook Lamar Jackson, Tom Brady, Joe burrow, Jamar chase, Z flowers, Rashad Bateman, Ronnie Stanley, Ray rice, Derek Henry, ah but Bradley Bozeman, Bradley Bozeman, Baker Mayfield, Mike Evans, I want to win Rashad white, Bucky Irving,
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Chris Alave, Derek Carr, um Alvin Kamara. We got Josh Allen. We got Stefan Diggs. We got Mari Cooper. ten za No, we got Deshaun Watson. We got a Jamis Winston. We got a white didn't even get high one I will say this though. yeah He had a few of them in there that are not playing. All my players were current NFL players. Well, like I said, i so I've been seeing this pop up and there's we' it's not the only place I've seen it, but I think it's an interesting, like, because we're all experts. Well, I wouldn't say expert, but we're all, um we all have our different themes that we're good at. Like, you know, I was actually,
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thinking about it like anything sports like I'm going to call cap on Chris as soon as he hits over 20. Uh, you know, when it comes to anything, as far as it stands right now, I'm still the champ and I'm a new champ. I beat a new competitor. He didn't even know it was a challenge thrown down and as, as the greatest champion in the world, you threw down the challenge.
00:38:55
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Hey, you know what? They put it up there. And you didn't hit 50. You didn't. You said, I swear, I wish I would have saved the audio because why did they hit 50? That's easy. Yeah, I could name 50. I don't know. I could name 50. And I said, I don't know if I'll hit all 50, but I will definitely beat him. I said, I will definitely beat his score. So I beat his score. Well, and that's what I, that was, actually, believe it or not, when I found that clip, I was like, I wonder if a clip could do that.
00:39:24
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But there's a bunch of stuff like I bet if you give him some time to sit down and practice he he could get well, that's the that's the point that's You don't to do it off top in my head you knowt want practice because it's on the spot it's like, you know, like where if like for instance Arliss is in the music Arliss how many uh guitars can you name different types of guitars all quite a few Well, give me a number He's like, I ain't playing your radio challenge, Arliss. I your bullshit. game I can name two. Damn, he threw me out of the bus real quick. Oh, I can name. Yeah, you're part of the. first house you you you're Yeah, just capable of catching catching smoke just like everybody else. Yeah, you you're not so special because you're less.
00:40:20
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yeah but And that's that's the concept, like you get a minute to name a minute again. Yeah, see, I mean, you're, you beat me. I'm like, yeah I was thinking six string and banjo.
00:40:33
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um
00:40:38
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good yeah you got sure this beauty this is like yeah We can do this like every week. You know what the cool thing about naming off 50 weed strains though is you guys probably know like five, so I can just make shit up and win.
00:40:52
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i I was just thinking. I was like, yeah. Because they're all made up anyway. Well, however, I will replay it to myself and start looking shit up like, oh, yeah, that was rad. Yeah, that was rad.
00:41:04
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no well and That's za check your and that's that's the you know, the the great thing about what they're doing is they're in the room together and I know Jeff Jeff's quick to Google shit and he'll be say so no no no like i'd like this i am ergo because you st i ever get capped on No, no, here's the thing if I ever go if we when we play this and I i get capped I, of course, will have my hands up the whole time, so I won't be looking shit up or anything like that. For the simple fact, I want to, i like, when we're playing this game, I want us to be as honest as possible, you know? Because yeah Google is kind of like death for this game because it's too easy. Because when I put in 50 NFL players on Google, I'm sure I'll get, you know, a couple hundred. Yeah. ah What, I want to, I want to put in the world.
00:41:54
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But, but if I named 50 and revelers, you know, I'm lying. I can think of three. I'm like, what's a Travis Kelsey dude, uh, Bo Jackson and, uh, that was my, that was my question that I asked was, you know, like, um, you know, can is it just NFL players of all time or is it current players or if it's.
00:42:24
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Well, that's the beauty of it. We can make up the rules as we go along. Ooh, how many lessons can you name in a minute, Glick? There you go. Quite a few. I can name three.
00:42:37
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I would put 40 on that. In a minute. I call that. In a minute. Anyways, we'll vote we' do that. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
00:42:56
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but you know we ate we atet talked to him in a hot minute and i know they're they've been busy busy busy Um, you know, like I said, you know, again, huge congratulations on the ACS van. That's freaking awesome, bro. You're, you're, that's cool. What is it? Are you, ah are you a part of the, like the committee that, that, or how's that work? Yeah.
00:43:18
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Um, well, to be in the ACMs, it's only by invitation only. So there's a process that you have to wind up going through and, you know, places that you've played. Um, I've played at the Grand Ole Opry and all them. So it kind of grandfathered me in right and, uh, but yeah, you gotta be invited to wind up doing it. And, uh, so it was a big honor. And, uh, when they do the ACM awards, you know, I'm part of the voting committee.
00:43:44
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that goes through all the you know the music and that plus we will have music you know this year that'll be submitted um for the ACMs.
00:43:57
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nicki yeah you guys love it you You guys are doing a song specifically for the ACMs, aren't you?
Holiday Outings and Activities
00:44:04
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Yeah, that's a Bullet for Freedom that just came out yesterday.
00:44:09
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And that will wind up being submitted for the ACMs. And actually we just found out yesterday that it came in number one in the UK. Oh yeah. Nice. okay That's fucking awesome. Yeah. That's a, it's a kick-ass song by the way. And we'll, we'll get it up on the network, probably starting, um,
00:44:31
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I was starting. I honestly didn't know there was, I'm sorry. yeah Just real quick. I didn't know there was a fan i big fan base for Southern Rock and in in the UK. I find that interesting. interesting Oh, europe Europe is insane. They love countries. Yeah, Europe is nuts. There's bars. There's bars in the in in Europe where they they they just, they're line dancing bars. No shit, that's so cool. Oh, dude, it's insane. That's awesome.
00:45:00
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Sorry, I didn't mean to interrupt. I thought it was cool. Yeah. Our listen, the guys are played in like 10,000 countries and on like 575 million radio stations and they're they're everywhere. c yeah
00:45:23
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144 different countries and over 50,000 radio stations around the world. That's impressive. that is so yeah but Can you name 144 countries in a minute? Nope. I can name one, and the only one that fucking matters. America, baby.
00:45:46
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Well, you know, much like the Southern Outlaws band, I also, Blix House of Music is also worldwide. You know, I've had artists from Finland and now ah Canada, and and I get to claim two countries and one guest, Canada and the UK.
00:46:04
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<unk> because my la I hate to burst your bubble, buddy, but you are not on the same level as Southern Yeah, baby steps. Rome wasn't built in the day, Jeff. Maybe in 10 years.
00:46:26
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Rome wasn't built in the day, Jeffrey. That was such dominance.
00:46:34
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i yeah over four countries I got four countries under my belt, damn it. 140 to go, buddy. I'm almost there. May 8th, you'll get to watch ah the ACM Awards broadcast on un national television from the Ford Center in Texas on May 8th. Hell yeah.
00:47:00
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That's awesome. ol if We'll definitely be checking that. You're going to be there. You're going to be on stage. You're going to be doing anything. Can you tell us that is the that is the plan as long as I ain't playing somewhere. Right. Well, and and both things are a good thing. You know, if you're playing somewhere, that's good. If if you're there, that's that that's good. You know, well, but yeah, the plan is to be in Thursday. And if we don't have anything going on that we might do that and do a like a reaction live.
00:47:30
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Well, yeah, yeah, that'll. That'll, like I said, it'll depend on what we decide to do Wednesday. That's still kind of up in the air um as as of right now. I'm not planning on doing a show Wednesday, but the kids go back to their moms and I don't know what they're going to do. I know. May. May. Oh, May, May, May. Oh, you're talking about the ACMs. I thought you were talking about this Thursday doing a reaction to the song, the new song.
00:47:58
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No, that's what I'm saying. and We'll get the we'll get the song up as soon as we we do a show post holidays or after yeah post holidays. Eggnog goes way too fast. Whoa, that's really bright. It's so good. It's so good. good stuff I wish you guys is um now you can have the I was. Yeah, look at it. look at I got straight. It's on the top of that. What's on the top of that? On top of what? His lips. touch It's a horse. OK. It's horse, of course. That's kind of cool. It was really cool. yeah How do you know how? Oh, I think that's Nicki's. I think that's Nicki's dad's bourbon choice. I think he likes Blanton's. Maybe that's my dad.
00:48:53
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I got Blanton. I got a pint. I got a fifth. Yeah, maybe that's my dad. I don't know. I don't know. He also got some, I got some Woodford reserves, too. I got another light. I got ampere.
00:49:14
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Oh, that's the barley wine. Never mind. I got another EJ2 over here. Did you see Barbie wine? barley barley I thought he said Barbie. I was going to be like, uh, we need to readdress that. a small bag you can't ski a taylor oh taylor It's just, it's just, it's just, uh, the bottle looks like Margot Robbie. I live, I live, I live to, to bourbon, bourbon region, Kentucky. So. Nice. Yeah. Well, you're down in, uh, you're down in bourbon country actually.
00:49:52
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What's that at Arliss?
00:49:57
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What was that you said something about right around the Frankfort area? No farther West than that. Well, I mean yeah, is that where you're at? Bourbon region is very expansive. I'm on the more of the Louisville side. So yeah, Frankfort's more like poor Lexington and stuff so.
00:50:18
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Yeah. But you said keep the guys, my family, my family originates from the county ah Franklin County, Virginia, where moonshine was a huge thing, too. Some Shiner blood. but Don't don't shine. I will know nothing about that. Don't do the do. Do the do. There's nothing about shine.
00:50:43
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but i Oh, I know. as Don't know nothing about moonshine, does he, babe? Yeah, i I don't think he can call himself a southern walker if he doesn't know about moonshine. I'm just i'm not saying it's a litany test, but I mean, I'm sure it's in there somewhere. I'll tell you what, that moonshine is very good.
00:51:08
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it is From what I hear, from what I hear, I mean, I've never sampled it two or three times. I'm not talking about the shape you buy on the shelf now that calls it something. No, no, all no, no, our always had i no, no, no, no, no, no. I always had some good, to good real deal stuff. And, and it, it, not flavored, not, it was just, just, I heard. That's a strawberry shine from Tennessee once. Allegedly it was very tasty.
00:51:37
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Actually, the way alcohol walls are nowadays, it's legal, and and some places actually make your own moonshine. We meet Arliss for the first time. He said, I got some moonshine back there. Nicky says, no, Christopher. A couple hours later, hey, don't try this. Don't worry. I'll stand in front of you. She'll never see it. Because Nicky, yeah onehead go
00:52:01
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on how was ah How was your guys' Santa pub crawl? Seeing pictures, it looks like you guys had a really good time.
00:52:13
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Kind of. Me? No, it's not. He's got a little bit of a delay on his end, but it looked like you guys had a really good time. Oh, yeah. We were going to do a surprise pop in.
00:52:34
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But then, because we were up in PA that week that weekend, we came up Saturday, because we went to the Brown Steelers game. But then it was like, we're going to have to get up so early. And Nicky's like, Nicky's not a morning person at all. So. You got to make sure a click right after drinking that bone shine. I'm just saying. Oh, no.
00:52:58
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um and Shout out to Mama Sandy for that picture. Hey man, I had a good time that night. We we had fun. ah if if If anything else, I guarantee you, and I think Arlo should agree with me, if anything else, when you hang out with the Southern Outlaws, you're going to have fun.
00:53:25
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I'd be like Bill and Doc Thornton. I'd just be dead. We would just wave it in front of your nose. Yeah, exactly. I'd be like, wait. As Dave speaks to me, I'm like, oh, the alcohol in his breath made me pass out.
00:53:44
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benefit
00:53:48
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Nah, you guys are busy, busy, busy. You got anything else? or coming up anytime soon any uh a new album new music uh any any gigs or anything like that so i think is his internet yeah we got the uh 2025 we've got a new album oh wow hell yeah nice yeah i got a delay yeah well look but yeah we have uh
00:54:28
Speaker
Outlaws and Bikers. And then we have January 4th, we have a show at JR's s Pub in Austin, Ohio. ah January 11th, we'll be at Jules Dance Hall in Austinburg, Ohio. And then February 8th, we will be at Long Boys and Champion, Ohio. And February 15th, we'll be at Leon's. And how- Yeah, we might have to, we might have to venture up there one of them weekends when the kids aren't here. Maybe we can venture up and get a hotel and and come and catch a show. We're going to have to. Hoover. I'm not Ubering that far. We'll just get out here. No, no. Hoover from the venue back to the hotel room. Oh, yeah. Let's be honest. You're not going to leave sober.
00:55:16
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I don't know what you're talking about. Challenge accepted. How many beers can you drink at a Outlaws bay concert? glick How many beers can you drink to make sure you stay in a hotel? All of them. You want to call cap on that, Jeff? How many beers can you drink at a Southern Outlaws concert? All of them. if i call you under Challenge accepted.
00:55:41
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Sorry, Mickey. I still don't think you can name 40 wrestlers in a minute. We'll get to that later. I'm still calling. I'm still calling. I think that we'll get to that in a minute. and Later on. I think I can. do I think I can. I get it. I think I think I can. 40 is a lot, dude. You know you got to speed up. that I can't. when you're can I can't. I can't back. That's what I'm saying. I'm calling tap. There's no way. Yeah, I can't back that now. So I got to stick with my 40. Yeah. Also, I think what I remember is I think also screwed me up because I was like trying to slow down.
00:56:15
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and to make sure that the count was right. I just got a, because, and that's what caused me to- He just got a rattle. You got 1.1 seconds to rattle off each name. All right, each name should take you 1.1 seconds. Hit 50. That means you, I said 40, wrestlers. That means you got 1.1 seconds to put a mark down. My math is probably off because I'm drunk and stoned. Oh, that's all right.
00:56:44
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Internet i his offices were has died again. I was just going to ask of about any big plans for the holidays and stuff like that. um No, man. Like I said, I'm when when I do the rest, and when I do the rest, so I'm just going to I'm just going to word vomit. I'm just just going to have to watch this. Plus, you guys don't know. Hey, like, when is the Super Bowl?
00:57:08
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South February, Sunday.
00:57:12
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Yes, Jeff Okay, i guess i guess i guess my I guess I guess I guess my main question is what are you doing after football's over with an unnecessary roughness? I was thinking about good question ah we need joe ever to talk signon We don't know yet we might That might become a that might just become the sports show that we were looking for on the network I wanna talk to Rick and I wanna talk to Derek and see what their feelings are. I know Rick's a hockey guy. I'm a hockey guy as well. I don't know where Derek stands with um sports, but it might evolve into- I mean, there's other things like naked um naked fucking jello wrestling.
00:58:03
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I'm in. oh yeah I follow that. I I think Chris loses. Especially if he can get around copyright laws.
00:58:16
Speaker
I don't want to do this shit if you're not going to be serious, god damn it. He said hockey and I said that's the one with the ice, right? He was objecting. You're not going to take this fucking serious, Jeff. I don't want to be a part of it. I'm going to fucking leave. with Oh, shit well, yeah. but Is basketball a ball the one with wooden floors? Fucking rage quit, motherfucker.
00:58:42
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Oh, Lord have mercy. Yeah, I don't know. what I don't i know. I don't know what's going to happen with it. the I just got to see what the guys want to do and and and potentially might might be a show that might be that that might be a show after the football season that that I kind of step away from. I don't know, man. it's It's easy enough to do on a Saturday or a Sunday morning. So um a woman kind of we've got a few weeks left. um I mean, yeah we still got three weeks left in football.
00:59:11
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Uh, then you've got, uh, three, four weeks of playoffs in the Superbowl. So I mean, we still got, you know, we got until like, I think the Superbowl is like the first or second Sunday of February. Um, plus we mix in college football and a college football is in the playoffs right now. So we just kinda, we just kind of touch on that. Uh, unless you got any, uh, you got any ah big plans for the holidays coming up with the fam and stuff.
00:59:37
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February 9th, by the way, it's a Super Bowl. It's a Sunday, I was right. Yeah.
00:59:46
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There you go. I gotta get ah our listeners and the guys down here for a gig. And Nerf would eat them up. They would love them. So is is this correct? The lines in the bills are are tied to a top of the board ah for Super Bowl? No, not really.
01:00:03
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know Yeah, yeah and dinner and stuff with the family and and that, but other than that, we've got rehearsal the day after Christmas. and Yeah,
01:00:16
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yeah didn I expect nothing less. These guys are always rehearsing and they usually do it live. ah but Every time I see them on TikTok live, they're like. I know, I know. I never get the fucking notifications. And then I go onto my TikTok like a day later and I get a notification from Arliss and I'm like, how the fuck do I get these goddamn, I get notifications from everyone. I get notifications that Arliss posted a new video. I get, Arliss invited you to come up and watch them live. And I'm like, it always happens when I'm doing something else. And I'm like, no, I'm busy.
01:00:55
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guys get practice later
01:00:59
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and Practice around my schedule dammit yeah yeah you guys should practice around my fucking schedule noon on a fucking wednesday but does shit I mean that would benefit my schedule because I'm just kind of wandering around aimlessly at work I Walk around and point I walk around and point and talk to myself like you know what there was i doingship ah You get away with anything at work as long as you're carrying a good board and a coffee cup.
01:01:31
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Yeah. butboarding I usually, I usually have some kind of tool. I have a tool of some sorts of my hand, like a screwdriver or his co tape measure. don you know just walk out there measuring a dust dreaming fuck light which is I'm working more great measure working i wish and making sure it's long enough to snake that drain and get that clog on. yeah I'm just saying, it you know, hey, you know it hey, uh, hey, click.
01:02:01
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Uh, which, which you're working on, uh, you know, but this project, you know, a lot, a lot, a lot of stuff to do today. I'm going to get on, I'm going to get on the forklift and call the guys from the podcast and.
01:02:14
Speaker
I talk to everybody on that goddamn forklift. I talk to you guys. I talk to Rick. I talk to my buddy, Brandon. I talk to everybody on that fucking forklift. The best is when you're running over cobblestones. So I just have my pants up all the time. You have to drive over cobblestones on a forklift. I am so sorry. I'm so sorry for the sciatica in your back. Yeah, we've got like a little roundabout. And at the top of the roundabout,
01:02:43
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um
01:02:46
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I wish Arliss didn't have that delay, man. Hey, if you're in if you're in the if you're in in the chatters box, man, ah appreciate you coming up. I wish you didn't have that delay. um Yeah. That's kind of annoying when you have a delay and you don't you don't get to hear the answer. It sucks for the for the for the for the guests when they have that delay. But I do appreciate you coming up, man. Definitely.
01:03:19
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Oh.
01:03:25
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Ouch. Ouch. Ouch. I think that was a fire across the bow. I have no idea. I I I don't know. This is that's that one. That's that that's that want to be nonsensical nonsense show that there's a bunch of drugs. They're they're Let's like the A.I. podcast. Nothing wrong with that. I mean, to each their own.
Merchandise Revisited
01:03:56
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Hey, we're happy for you. It's almost 20, 25, dude. You do you, boo boo. We're going to celebrate that. We appreciate you guys. We're going to shout out to our allies. I know. Yeah, those guys are so fucking busy. They've got. Yeah. Yeah, dude. The Internet is ass.
01:04:17
Speaker
Uh, those guys are so fucking busy, man. They've got so much going on and I'm happy for them. And like I said, we're go I'm going to get with Nikki. We're going to check out those dates and, uh, we're going to make a trip up there, uh, and, uh, catch one of those shows and hang out again. We had a good time last time we got to hang out with them. Fun group of guys. Uh, they all are. Yeah. That's what I said. Homosexual life. december eighth blow I got two different notifications that Arliss was going live.
01:04:47
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Yeah, I, I always miss it. And then I always feel bad. I'm like, God damn it. Um, we might have, I got one Wednesday at 7 20 PM. And I was like, we're getting ready to start a show, dude. thats We might have some, uh,
01:05:10
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hater nation. Right. I think.
01:05:19
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I mean, good on him. I mean, if, if I could play an instrument and sing the way they do, I would never stop. Well, speaking, speaking. What is, what is hetero life mates D? He's, he's my homosexual. Dickhead. Dickhead. Dickhead. Okay. Yeah. Wow. Kicking in there.
01:05:44
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actually Speaking of them guys vegan, uh, them guys being super busy. Uh, let's take our first quick break of the week. We might have some other guests come up tonight. I'm not saying.
01:05:58
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It's going to happen. It's not going to happen, but we might have some other guests that pop in. What's up my dude? What is up? Cheers. Chris technician. Merry Christmas to you filthy animal. Cheers. Uh, well, let's take a real quick break. Uh, speaker of the Southern Outlaws. I got Christmas music from the Southern Outlaws. I got, I got nothing but Christmas music here.
01:06:21
Speaker
on a on a nonsensical nonsense Christmas tonight and I got Christmas gifts from both you guys. Jeff, this is your Christmas gift. Oh, cool. I love you. That's your Christmas. Exactly what I wanted. to I got you guys the same thing. I got you last year. Yeah, chris get a I didn't know you were going to talk there, Chris. But yeah, no, we're going to. Yeah, yeah, Chris is on TikTok. We're going to take a really great look for.
01:06:51
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Got all kinds of nothing but Christian music tonight. Got some kick-ass bands, including Southern Outlaw. Did you say Christian music? Christmas. Christmas. Christmas. Nothing but Glickmas music tonight, Blaze. Merry Glickmas to you. It's the people I'm giving. A motherfucker humbug to you, too. Have I ended tonight's show?
01:07:18
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Grinch Blazer's heart will grow three times its size.
01:07:28
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you Blazer, you're going to be visited by three ghosts! As long as they all have fucking weed, I don't give a shit. yeah The ghost of horny, slutty Christmas past? I'm in. I'll roll some lines of coke off her ass.
01:07:47
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I didn't say it was a her. I just said it was a ghost of horny, slutty Christmas man.
01:07:53
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I'm just saying. that lot of hiy mi her You know what? It's 2024. Him, her, she, he, they, them, zayz, hers, whatever that, whatever, whatever the pronouns may be, we cannot, we cannot What is that? Misgender them some shit? like I don't know. I don't know. I'm trying to learn the rules at the end of the day, but that's not hard. It's not hard. It's really not. Yeah. But no, we're going to take a real quick break off the Southern outwater southern Outlaws Band Christmas album. We got new music. Calm down, Jeff. Calm down. I don't know what this is because I didn't know.
01:08:31
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good That's what she said. That's what I just did! It was going down! Fuck you! I thought it was funny! It was. It was. I don't know which song is which because I didn't label them because I had to go old school tonight so we're just gonna play one and then we'll be back here just a few minutes but here's the Southern Outlaws off their brand new Christmas album with Something Christmassy and I'll tell you what the song is.
01:11:26
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Nice. That was Dave singing, according to Arliss. And the song is Santa's Back in Town. Santa's Back in Town. yeah You know, I knew that. I knew that was Dave Singh. I agree. Sure. I knew it. I did. I did. I did know that. insider I call Cap. Cap. I got insider information. Again, I'm great at keeping the secrets. I was sworn to secrecy about that album.
01:11:59
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i had i had three songs off that album way before it came out uh yeah uh sanders back in town just spirit animal dave i i i Oh, the guy I love all the guys and still they're not lost man. Dude needs a t-shirt with a picture of Dave on it says Dave is my spirit animal and then so I was been on the back. I'm calling it now. Yeah, I'll just get on day David Davis something else. He he is a fucking draft and i love it.
01:12:41
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Uh, I, I, dude, I had so much fun hanging out with him in person, uh, the whole band, but David's something else. I do love me some Dave. Uh, but yeah, that is, uh, Santa's back in town off the Southern outlaws Christmas album out everywhere. You can find it. Go listen to it. Go download it. Uh, go give the guys some love, man. I, man, I, you know, I, I talk, I talk up a lot of the artists. Um, they're going to do it. They're going to make the spirit animal D shirt.
01:13:11
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is on Did you guys know that you can't find your spirit in the bottom of an eggnog? I know. I know. I know. I know a lady. I know a lady that might be able to help me out. I'm not lying. Did you find your Christmas spirit?
01:13:30
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r b
01:13:33
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ah Arby's. Arby's. I'm not Arby's forever. What in the world?
01:13:40
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What? I don't know. Somebody call your dickhead again. No, no, no, no, no, no. That's something that you just said. But no, you know, the one thing I can say, you know, what she did the dog having any difference yeah one one thing I can say about a lot of my pretty much all my guests I've had on my show clicks house of music on Tuesdays here on the nonsensical network. Uh,
01:14:08
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They're all awesome, man. They're they're fun people. They're super cool. um And there you go, Jeff address and size. He needs a he needs a child's size, a boy's size eight. Really, this is the first time in like three weeks that he's had his shirt on that fit him. But he also really loves the ladies small with the with the but I will get you that address, Arliss. I have to actually buy it. The only thing is, is like it would have to, the problem is I live in Mexico. So like the address will be weird, but I'll get it to you. ah sort of do hundred I got a, I got a sweet ass Southern Outlaws band t-shirt that, uh, I was
01:14:57
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so It was so hot that day of the concert after it rained and it was so muggy and hot. Right. I was sweating balls on top of being nervous. I might read another reason I was sweating the balls, but um um I had another shirt on when I got there and all of a sudden he said, give me that shirt. We're going to get rid of them sleeves. God bless her, man. She went. She spelled a pair of scissors, cut the sleeves on. I was like, I feel so much better.
01:15:27
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um I'll get you that address. har I just gotta of look it up because I don't even know my own address because it's so weird Got me a sweet ass southern outlaws Donald Trump cup, too. I know that that I like that cup. That's cool but um bought Welcome back to nonsensical nonsense, everybody. Follow us. but go Go check out our bio dot link, bio dot link slash nonsensical nonsense and follow us everywhere and share and like us and love us and worship me. I am your new God. Welcome to the glitcher I mean, the the cult of nonsense.
01:16:04
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Mary Glickmas bitches. mali mon youle the animals I actually thought about changing the title of the episode to that, but I was like, nope, that'll get him. the the is this vi boost ever Well, well, well, well, we're not wrong about, so I went about that. This is, this is the, this is the first time. and No, this is the first time in over a decade since I've been streaming.
01:16:33
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doing live streams or the last two Christmases has been Merry Glickmas or, you know, yeah rater yeah. Yeah, every time I stream around Christmastime, it's always been, you know, something Glickmas. And yeah, you know what? I have a bit of a fucking ego. And if you don't like it, well, you know what you can do. But you know what you know what you can do?
01:17:04
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You can suck on it. I suck my dick and eat my asshole, you sons of bitches.
01:17:11
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Why, baby? If you don't want to do that, and if you don't want to do that, you can also do this. One of your neighborhoods, you son of a bitch. Here's a shot. Check your stick. In other words, bring your spoon. It's dealer's choice.
01:17:30
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yeah that's not a surprise. It's dealer's choice here on Glickmas. What are you going to get for? Hey, Mickey, Merry Glickmas. How do you like your gift in the front or right?
01:17:52
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That's not a good Christmas. merry fucking glickus
01:18:00
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I just want to make it a thing where eventually people are just like sending out cards and they're like, Mary Clickmas to you and yours. Right? And then the ones that get the cards are just left confused. Like what the hell? What the fuck is the Clickmas? That's when Bigfoot brings you presents. I am your new God. And instead of reindeer, he's got moose. Flying fucking moose. I got mooses. Flying fucking mooses.
01:18:30
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this is plural mercisus many of will many of many of
01:19:00
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You call it okay what the hells i Stop trying to live in my fantasy land Oh my oh That's not a problem what's not a problem
01:19:30
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Uh, shipping. Oh. We just had to send away, uh, we just, uh, Nikki, Nikki just had to, uh, her oldest son, his Christmas stuff to, um, Italy. And I was, and, and we were, I was joking around about it and I was like, oh, that's going to cost you about $9 million. I don't know what that means, but it wasn't bad. It was actually.
01:19:58
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she kiss her I'll explain. I'll explain APO. So if you have okay anybody out there that has military and their family and their station overseas, the on base where their station has an APO address, uh, depends on where the squadron is, how they do it. And it's like sending state to state. You don't pay international fricking charges and shit. Send that shit. Uh, you know, a lot to say in the chizzy chat.
01:20:27
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for those of you who would like to. Arlo, it's like just BMG my address. It is the Open Door Challenge. Lacey's got a hot take, a Christmas hot take. Everybody and anybody is welcome to join us. What did you call it? an apo and apo or an abo like apo A-P as in Peter. Oscar. Axe, penis, orifices. Yes. Sure. Hey, babe.
01:20:58
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Would you send Jay his stuff? Do you know anything about an eight? The APO? yeah Ask him. Is that what you use? OK, Blaze was. That's why it wasn't so bad. Yeah, OK, that's what she does. OK, that's why it wasn't so bad. Yeah, that's right. Yay. I remember.
01:21:23
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my like like My brain isn't just lemonade. from living room moonoo
01:21:30
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thumbs are cramping? Because when you said ABO, I'm pretty sure it's APO. Now I'm second guessing myself. APO. a she said APO. APO. APO. APO. APO. APO. APO. APO. APO. APO. APO. APO. APO. APO. APO. APO. APO. APO. APO. APO. APO. APO. APO. APO. APO. APO. APO. APO. APO. APO. APO. APO. APO. APO. APO. APO. APO. APO. APO. APO. APO.
01:21:46
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there's ah it's an acronym for something honestly for the lining i can't remember what a what stands for i'd i'd have to look that waber
01:21:57
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um It's a be a be oh, I guess that's the country code for Italy ah it's awesome i'm to just just what is Army post office. That's what it is. What are you doing your thumbs MK? You shouldn't be doing that much work, bro You're on vacation for like the next two weeks Um, onlynna offer here dude, next, uh, next year or the year after is going to be amazing because her son and I get to spend a week together and guess what we're doing for an entire week.
01:22:31
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and you guys can change festival go to the world's biggest but so No, no, we're going to the world's biggest potato festival in Idaho, where he's going to be living. You can do what our fucking speaker of the house. I love it. Yeah. More regulated after he shares with his son so they can monitor each other. Hey, how about you shut your mouth? My, my, my. That's not how my son and I are. We're going to go eat potatoes. We're going to watch porn together. Porn Rub is banned in Idaho.
01:23:07
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I don't actually actually had a pretty good idea of fuckups that we should add the link to your Facebook and your Instagram page to our bio link, because I told anybody who wanted this awesome hoodie right here. As you guys can see, let me see the back right there. Oh, yeah, you can see it when you put it on. Yeah, I figured as much with my big ass.
01:23:29
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fucking shoulders ran it because I'm a man. I'm not like a I built like a bitch. Like some people go city PA. Built like a fucking barn. Like a baby back bitch. Wow. You're built like a booty. No.
01:23:48
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Tell me you have a big ego but I'll tell you you have a big ego. He's built like a baby rack barbecue song. I'm built. You got silverback gorilla. um No, uh, it's it's beauty in the beard creative corner, right? Yes, but it's just a Facebook group and it's private. Well, they can still ah request to join. I told them that they wanted an awesome hoodie like this that they should follow you and reach out to you and they can get their very own not sensible network.
Episode Conclusion and Teasers
01:24:18
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very usually tre truth and from him to the whole future I was thinking we should put your name on the hoodie. Oh, i would yeah. I thought about that. i thought That'd be pretty cool. In the same phone. Personalizing it? That phone. Yeah. Well, that's what we wanted to do on the back because on the back, Blaze, you haven't seen the back. On the back, it has my my be good or be good at it phrase that I use for every show. Oh, OK.
01:24:44
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And then we were trying to put yeah yeah you do it was just too much. No, you know what you do is like, you know how when when when movies in the beginning of a movie, they'll they'll do a quote and then it'll say, you know, it'll it'll be in parentheses who said the quote. You do that. Yeah. You know, you know what we do on the pocket. We'll put a championship belt and then put Glick on it. No. Put dildos go here. Put that on. You know, that's what we're going to tattoo on Jeff's face and right above his ass.
01:25:14
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said put builders go here on the pocket there was a guy on tiktok who had a sweater that had a pizza pocket and then he had one of those normal pizza slice holder things so you can put a piece of pizza in your sweatshirt well fucking yeah hell yeah
01:25:37
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Uh, fucking, uh, Chaka Khan over here. He's got fucking hoodies that are big enough. He's got, he's got a snack pocket and a beer pocket on his hoodie. He's also caught me in this kitchen at three o'clock in the morning, naked reading the stack cabinet.
Random Anecdotes and Jokes
01:25:52
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It's there's called, it's called, it's called a tactical, a tactical munchy hoodie. yeah nonsenseset How he does his AI pictures.
01:26:04
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He did an AI picture. wasn't mono toco all already I don't know, but he did an AI picture and it was like naked big guy, big fat guy, like eating. And then his, his AI avatar, it was like, had a kitchen behind it. And he was like, yeah, I walked in the other night. I'm looking at my kitchen and I was like, you know what? That's pretty accurate. If you were close by, you're going to bring me some beer shishes twice in the same week. I mean,
01:26:32
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Keep it up. You got two weeks are at best. Do we? Two weeks. And then went once old Donald Trump is in office, because... Well, stay off of that, TikTok, Arliss. Not for the fan of heart, let me tell you. Stay off of that, TikTok. Just stay on the nonsensical nonsense to now. iin't any Any groupies or anything you got, you can send them to that, TikTok.
01:27:00
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There was a lot of material. I'm a big fucking silverback. Oh man.
01:27:21
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Imitation bro. Greatest form of flattery. but mediocre people who will never achieve greatness that's all i gotta say yo brian what's up my dude here end up having to do the fucking limbo before the night so yeah i'm gonna Well, I was trying to like wrap it around myself like I did last year with those spiky balls I'm like just like good's gonna you're gonna kill yourself So I turn my camera off and just like yep clicks try not to kill himself with them fucking lights. So i'm go take some sleepy time medicine Hey Brian, get your ass on im to leave you on the couch. He's in New Mexico.
01:27:57
Speaker
hiss ah He's uh he's uh he's working. He's working. I don't even remember sleeping in the bed last night. I like to sleep in the bed tonight. You slept in the bed? I mean, I know that. We we both slept in the bed for a couple of hours. Y'all take turns. Yeah, well, I'm not surprised.
01:28:14
Speaker
You're drinking an entire bottle of vodka last night and yeah and she confirmed that I drank an entire bottle of vodka. Yeah, I mean, we yeah, we talked about that. There was no It would take me a year to make it a fireball. You also had you also sort the lake two or three shots. And then you had that that that little beer. You guys ever heard of them? What is it called? A mini beer shot? What the fuck? Nickelback. She responds to that just so you guys know. What was that? What was that little that beer is mini beer? You guys know what a mini beer shot is? i know
01:28:52
Speaker
I don't know. I know Spartacus in the chat list because I guess that's a gross city thing. I've never heard of one. I want to be like. Oh, **** him. So, mini beer shot is a liqueur. Yeah, it's a it's a it's a what is it? Liqueur 43 and and cream and heavy cream and it and it's supposed to and it looks just like a little beer. It's pretty cool. Yeah, it does. I
01:29:20
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I was saying it was like some like one ounce fucking cans of beer or something. That's the one I was like. Yeah. That's good. 400. This is a this is a mini beer shot. This is what they look like. Goddamn. Are you serious, Brian? Oh, wow. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, I mean, it's. It's got a mini beer shot. It's liqueur 43. And I'm looking for you.
01:29:50
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Yeah. OK. It's called how how to make a three shots are even better when you're served in many beer glasses or these shots. Oh, we do. We pay in the cheese tech. I don't know what cheese tax is, but okay you know when when you're in the cheese and your dog comes to sit there. Oh, yeah. feet Oh, yeah. Yeah. yeah you really im in a fucking I just yell at the fucking dog and tell her to get the hell on.
01:30:19
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pain of godamn tax to adult ah he was yeah the her her friend handed me one and I'm like, I'm not doing that. I'm **** driving but like Nick. He's like, it'll be fine. I said, we're literally in a bar across the street from the police station. Right. Oh, is this at work? It's like, no, it wasn't at work. No. Uh, yeah. Two roast beef and cheddar homie, baby. Huh? It's not like taking an actual shot. Well, yeah, I know but yeah You told me that last night. I never had one.
01:30:52
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this is the floor forty three by the way Yeah. i remember never I've never tried it now. i I think I have a reason to. Yeah. I mean, I know, I know you're used to getting girls drunk and and maybe drugging their drinks to get them to go to bed with you. I've never had that problem. They actually go to bed with me. Who are you talking to?
01:31:17
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Jeff for me. I want to be want to be Glick.
01:31:24
Speaker
youll call him we call well We'll call him call him We'll call him Glock. Are you talking about another shot? I think they left. No bills in here on his account. Yeah, I've never I've never had to get women drunk. i don't want this is william Oh man.
01:31:50
Speaker
ah How many episodes of to catch a predator predator? Have you been on the, what do you have to four or five? The whole bottle eggnog. That's what you face. The whole bottle. You drink that shit quick too, bro. It tastes good. after the show Dude, eggnog goes down way too smooth.
01:32:11
Speaker
Yeah. Headed to Arby's. Yeah, man. Hey, yeah, dude. Give me one of those, uh, give me one of those, um, the double roast beef with cheese and, uh, crinkle cup fries. And if they have them available, and if they have them available, will you give me a large, uh, orange creamsicle, uh, milkshake? like What's that thing we used to eat back in the day? Oh yeah. That's right. Your mom.
01:32:40
Speaker
we' going and right some popcorn. I gotta watch Half Baked and I gotta find that shit. Dude, I tried watching the Indiana Jones last night on the My Flixer shit and I swear to God. It's on fucking Disney, dude. I don't have Disney. Every 30 seconds it would buffer you. I fucking like, I spent a half hour. It's not terrible. It's not terrible, but it's not great. It's not we got frusting it's not your classic Indiana Jones. It's not great. But I enjoyed it. I like how we got the Terminator treatment at the beginning though.
01:33:18
Speaker
Yeah. Bro, you know what? You should try that anyways. What's that? What's that? The comment. If I was you, I would have a shotgun barrel in my mouth with a toe on the trigger. Go out Cobain style, baby. Record it. It'll make. Oh, ali I got to go to you. It'll it'll make something that you guys aren't used to on your show. It'll make great content.
01:33:48
Speaker
What color is Kurt Cobain's eyes? I've heard this before. They're blue. Blue that way and one blue that way. One blue that way, yeah.
01:34:01
Speaker
Oh, man. That was a hell of a shot. I'm just saying. Courtney Love killed that man. Oh, yeah. Yeah. i' what There's a theory that if he didn't, if he never killed himself, of course Courtney Love wouldn't be known today. She was known before he died. I was going to say she was, I mean, I mean, you could argue this, say that, I mean, and I'm not a fan of, I'm not a fan of garbage by no means. Um, but you, you, I mean, you could say that she, she had her own, I now I'm not a fan of no Nirvana. I do not like Nirvana. I don't like Kurt Cobain. ah He might be, he might've been a great person. I don't know him personally. I don't like, I don't like his music.
01:34:45
Speaker
Uh, he was a hell of a songwriter. I'll give him that. Like songwriter, musician, joe you still coming into his own, dude. He had a problem. I just wasn't, yeah. I just wasn't a big fan of, of Nirvana, but according to what, with garbage and stuff, you know, she had a level of fame and success already. It was whole. Oh yeah. Whole not garbage yet. Thank you, please. I'm sorry. I misspoke. Um, but, uh,
01:35:15
Speaker
bri mised away man I think whole, I mean, at the end of the day, the greatest song that Kurt Cobain ever wrote was click, click, boom. I knew you were going to do it. I knew you were going to say that. and had he not I've never known the greatest rock musician, one of one of the greatest rock musicians of all time, Dave Grohl.
01:35:40
Speaker
We might not have got to actually see how talented that man really is because he was just the drummer. There is some truth. There is some truth to that. Um, I don't want to say it. I mean, that's kind of the kind of say it that way, but yeah, maybe Foo Fighters, everybody came into fruition what and for that. And dude, Dave Roll is badass.
01:36:03
Speaker
Yeah, I agree. and and one and in ah in yeah next And the only reason I say that about Dave, like we may not we may not know that he he's as good as he is with, I mean, the guy literally plays every instrument instrument he sings. When he goes into the studio, it's just him in the studio.
01:36:21
Speaker
Yeah. he he's played He plays all the instrument parts and then they they have the band, but they interchange them guys out when they go on tour like crazy. There's a couple of main guys. Yeah. but um and And the reason I say that, as much as I'm not a fan of Nirvana, but you got to give credit where credits do, they were they were on a rocket ship, man. Nirvana was skyrocketing.
01:36:46
Speaker
You can hate or love Nirvana, but the fact that in 2024 we're still talking about him means he made an impact regardless. oh and he you went yeah i mean the wall I mean, yeah, I mean, yeah, yeah his brain did impact the wall. You're right.
01:37:06
Speaker
but um buking up in their music and and Their music is still relevant today. I mean, they were, they were kinda, they were kind of the pioneers of putting grunge on the main stage, so to say. I'm not saying grunge wasn't around before then, but they definitely put grunge on the main stage. But they put it on the map. Yeah. So, you know, love them or hate them. I can respect them. It's like, I can, I can say this like, like, like, like football pro, like football teams. I don't like, I don't, I don't like the Pittsburgh Steelers, but
01:37:44
Speaker
That's a good fucking football, um, team program. the owner The ownership is amazing. They, they almost always have great coaching. They have awesome place just real credit work credits. do kind of Yeah. It's kind of like Ohio state before Ryan day came around, uh, you know, Ohio state, I'm not a fan. I don't like fucking Ohio state. Fuck them jerk offs, but they, they had a good football program in Ohio at Ohio state.
01:38:15
Speaker
You gotta be able to give credit where credit is doing. I can't believe. Oh yeah, with anything you gotta be able to give credit where credit is due. I cannot believe that Ohio State is molly whopping Tennessee currently 21 to nothing. ah You know what? I gotta. I gotta bring Tennessee around. You chop.
01:38:33
Speaker
right that it is If you think you have to make back this 15 minutes that you feel like you wasted, then you just don't understand how life works. but Bye bye.
01:38:44
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Uh, I agree. Hey, let us know how, let us, let us know how that, uh, 12 gauge, use your big toe. Make sure you angle it at a 45 angle. That way you get the whole, I mean, I could sit on here and
01:39:04
Speaker
You know, you shouldn't drink alcohol because it makes you and and it makes you make you depressed. But I have a show that just glorifies drinking. At least I didn't make an ass a lot of myself in public today. Sometimes it's been a while. It's been a while for me a little bit.
01:39:32
Speaker
or have a sports show and not know anything about college playoffs and say, there's only like three games on this weekend. There's not even anything to talk about in college football. I don't know. I all started this weekend. Kind of a big deal.
01:39:46
Speaker
fuck up your show and i Carried your fucking show. What are you talking about? These guys carrying me. It wasn't an audio show and I carried your show. Good Lord.
01:40:13
Speaker
You know, it's actually good. It's not it's it's just it's just misunderstood. Shrooms are good. Peyote is good. They come from Mother Earth, please. I can't see this is see this is where I in my life when it comes when it comes to drug. If if it's if it doesn't grow naturally, yeah I don't fucking touch Well, peyote kind of freaks me out, isn't it? Like, and shit? I think that's... No, mushrooms are shit. I don't think mushrooms are awesome. No, mushrooms grow on shit. But peyote, isn't that shit? No. No, it's like it's a type of cactus. Oh, okay. I don't want to do any of them. It's shallow. It's shallow. It just doesn't... It just doesn't... I have... It's zero appeal for me.
01:41:08
Speaker
Yeah. I don't want to do any. I don't want to do any of them. If you guys teach on us for the brown Buffalo, that's okay with me. What? No, but speaking of bubblers, I was trying to reference drugs and stuff. I'm sorry. Drugs are bad. so i've seen and I've seen fear and loathing. I do. I do want to do. So mescaline is what you get out of peyote. I do want to do. Okay.
01:41:35
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i hear I hear masculinity as part of that. You probably shouldn't do it. Masculinity.
01:41:44
Speaker
Masculine is either toxic or positive. It depends on how you use it. Yeah, Texas got all over Clemson's ass early and then Clemson just couldn't do enough. Stupid school. It's kind of like Baltimore got all up in Pittsburgh's ass in NFL today.
01:42:07
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houston i get a question for guys think i got I got a thought experiment for you. Imagine imagine at the end of Endgame, is it Endgame where Thanos like snapped his finger in like half the universe? fucking No, Endgame was the second one. it' so okay So the one before that, the one he snaps his finger. Imagine if Thanos, instead of saying,
01:42:29
Speaker
half the universe disappears. He instead does, he um um expands the amount of resources that would make that whole mind i love different ending. He would be the villain and now would he, Blaze? No, he wouldn't. It just goes to show tennis didn't really think it through.
01:42:52
Speaker
He didn't. Why not just expand the resource? It's the writers. Why not just wipe out everybody? like like my well I think i think my my ultimate point is like he didn't have a bad point on the the nature of resources compared to population. It's just his way of fixing it was wrong. Right. No, and and you know that's the thing. That was always it was just a question.
01:43:20
Speaker
No, but I get it. It's one of those things. It's like I'm coming in the room. but Fuck it. I'm all I'm um'm all about lessening human suffering, not not making it worse. I'm yeah i'm all about expanding it as I rain on my throne and look down on the peasants. that Worship me. I am your God. Oh, click.
01:43:48
Speaker
Look at you suffered beneath my feet where you belong. I might have a god. Suffer under my tutelage. Might? Might?
01:44:04
Speaker
You know, it's it's tough to wake up every morning and piss excellence. I just pissed first. That's what you're talking about. No, we talked about this. i Told you what so you what you need to do. I had this conversation this week too. Little penicillin.
01:44:25
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Yeah, we'll do it in a walk it off. Yeah, we'll walk it off. The mind of a stoner. He says, he says we're chatting. Talking about and his common cold.
01:44:41
Speaker
And I was like, yeah, you went out and can't get a visit to Jeff. You got that kind of syphilis. I was like, just get some, finishel and he's like, just rub some tussle on it. You'll be fine. I said, yeah, everything will be fine. All right. Next message I get from blaze was I totally forgot what we were talking about.
01:45:05
Speaker
I did. I literally did. After that, I went back and fucking relisted in the conversation. I was like, oh yeah. I don't remember now. It's just like.
01:45:19
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It was literally 30 seconds ago. Okay. Okay. Here's, okay. Here's a funny thing. You guys. are right So I do dash and I smoked and we do that shit and I always go by the GPS to give get me to where I have to deliver the fucking order, right? There's been so many times I'll do it. I'll drop the order off. I'm not on GPS. I'm driving down the road. I'm like, where the fuck am I? What are you doing right now?
01:45:47
Speaker
No, I have no idea what part of the fucking time they're voting my past your seat. What the fuck? I never know. I never forget to drop off the order. It's just after I get done listening to the GPS, tell me where to go. I just kind of get where the fuck I'm in. It was good to know now, man. Yeah, I do. Oh, man. Whoo. Whoo. What he comes to. What the hell? What the fuck am I in?
01:46:15
Speaker
What, what did I get McDonald's? Dude, I have, I have, dude, I have it. It has been a couple times where I'll stop and I'll i'll look in the backseat. Okay. Yeah. I did drop the order. Okay. Cool. Backseat.
01:46:35
Speaker
I just feel like I get a contact high just sitting in in his car. Like like he he was in the car, he got out to go to the bathroom and I'm like, I'm going to move his car and fuck with his head. And I get in the car to move it and I'm gonna just like, Oh my God, I'm so high. Yes, exactly. Exactly. Well, Jeff, you know, I've done two, you know, being a You know, being a mildly successful podcast, others can't relate. You know, we've been invited out to do shows live in different places a couple of times. And, you know, heard I'm sure. that is Hey, are you listening in there, buddy? Down there, Will? Will, are you there? and I've stood next to Blaze for several hours and it's the highest I've ever been in my life.
01:47:28
Speaker
but i'm just I've never met Blaze in person, but I'm pretty sure just just the smell of his breath. I'll be like, oh my God, dude, I've never. I will elevate to life knowing me. but I got to sit down for like three hours. the the first the The first time I met Blaze within about a minute and a half, I was like,
01:47:52
Speaker
Oh, I'm an astronaut. I'm an astronaut, man. You can see colors. There's truth to the hype. I can see the music.
01:48:03
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yeah You know what's so funny? the there oh so oh I was sitting there driving last week and um I was trying to write a joke about food coloring.
01:48:14
Speaker
how we all need this food coloring in all our food. And the whole punchline is, is is and I'm going to write it out, but basically it's like, if you want to taste colors, just do drugs. Just do it. Just do what I do. I promote drugs. Hello. Hey, boys and girls. Do you want to taste colors? Do what I have to do and do drugs. They're amazing. Don't buy Skittles. Buy me. You'll be fine. i mean I mean, seriously, if you want to taste drugs, do it the fun way. Do drugs. Or if you want to taste colors, do it the fun way. Do drugs. Please will not be speaking at your local elementary any time soon. I am not kid friendly, folks.
01:48:55
Speaker
Add RVs now. Okay. Double roast beef with cheese, crinkle cup fries, and an orange creamsicle milkshake. I'll take, I'll take, I'll double that. Cause I want to, cause that sounds fucking excellent. I have a question for you. So you want double roast beef with cheese and and and two fries and two milkshakes. Duh. Duh. Let's be honest. If anybody can do, do anything better than you, I can eat out. I'll eat you any day of the week.
01:49:24
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You know what, for me, you know what? You skinny devourer for Big Macs in a single city. And I'll meet you in a little home, Naomi. I mean, it's something to brag about, but I only encourage it because I know you're going to have a grabber on the show one day and it's going to be amazing. It's worth it. It's going to be so okay. Dude, viral, bro. Viral. A couple of weeks ago, we talked about how many 10-year-olds you can beat up.
01:49:53
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I have a new scenario. Now, this doesn't involve you. You know who hasn't been around since you said that. I know. I think he got caught beating up 10-year-olds. He went to prove it. Somebody called Pap, and he was like, I got this. I got a minute. Untrackable. Are you out there? Can you can you please confirm or deny? We're worried about you, buddy. I hope everything is going okay.
01:50:18
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were you track like Were you actually trackable and you got tracked? He got caught. So here's the question. you are you have You have a choice if you want to do this or not. For $100 million, dollars however, for the next 10 years... ago This is sucking some dudes dick. No, no, no, no, no, no.
01:50:42
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No, there's nothing to it. Just say I got $100 million comes up my day. Well, this is a hundred weird for $100 million. dollars But every day for 30 seconds, you are transported and you can choose the time of the day. You are transported somewhere in the ocean for 30 seconds. No matter where you are, you know, you're sitting on your couch and then for 30 seconds, you're in the ocean.
01:51:15
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Do you take the $100 million? No, because the moment you're 30 seconds in any part of the ocean, if you're down deep enough, you're automatically crushed. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I'm not saying you're going to be under the ocean. you're You're floating in the ocean. Floating in the ocean. Oh, you're just floating in the ocean? Yeah, yeah, yeah. For 30 seconds. Anywhere where there's no danger? No, no, no, no, no. The danger thing's still there.
01:51:40
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You are gently placed, you're gently placed. Not changing the rules as we play this game. I'm not changing the rules. I'm not changing the rules. But here's the thing. you're You're put in the ocean. You're not going to die. But, I mean, you could be off the coast of Antarctica. Or you could be, you know, in the Indian Ocean or wherever. The the catch is you get to choose the time of day. So, like, you can prepare, like, okay, so at noon for 30 seconds,
01:52:08
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Half a minute, I'm going to be in the ocean. So before I go, I'm taking a life preserver. You know, I'm putting on a wetsuit. I'm ready. Let's do my 30 seconds. Do you take it for $100 million? So you get to pick the time? Pick the time of day. Like when you wake up in the morning, be like, I want to do it at noon or 1.30 or 2 o'clock in the morning, whatever. I don't, I just don't see any point in this.
01:52:34
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Yeah. Like this is, this is really pointless. I mean, four a hundred yeah, I mean, yeah. Okay. So, okay. Okay. Hold up. So so something there's no risk. If there's no risk, no, we're, there is a risk. What risk sharks.
01:52:51
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No, for 30 seconds, I could fight off a shark for 30 seconds. To me, it's not worth a hundred million dollars. It's not worth a hundred million dollars. There's yeah, there's there's no there's no risk for the million dollars. There's there's no risk. I have and and you know this, Jeff, you've been out in the ocean. The ocean is not some peaceful fucking thing. I am just saying that's what I'm saying. It's not easy. Yeah, because I guess 30 seconds you could be in a fucking tsunami. A hundred a hundred million dollars is not fucking worth it. So you're out. You're not doing it.
01:53:26
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I'm sorry. I mean, there's no risk for this room. Being stone helps mask the embarrassment of being part of this assault of verbal diarrhea. He must be watching a replay of their show. Oh, yeah. No, better no that better he's watching the the brand new ai version of talking, talking shit. I mean, it is hate us how you are ah by mark and brian rest power all. You gone but not forgotten
01:53:57
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You know, hate watchers still drives up, drives up the algorithm too. So it's all great. It's tragic. Tragic. Tragic. What happened to Mark and Brian? I love this. So, so, so Blaze is out. What are you, you're saying? I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, you get, you get to pick the time every day so you can prepare. You can, you can, Do whatever you need you to do. It's only 30 fucking can, you seconds. I mean, there's... know, It's high reward, low risk at the end of the day. you can, you know, But a shark's going to run up on me. I can fight a shark off for 30 seconds. As we all know, all you have to do is boop a shark in the nose and they'll go away. Yeah, lower cost for all the others.
01:54:35
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Yeah, like, that's the movies, man. I mean, if the situation lets you do that, sure, but you might not be in the position to boop the shark on the nose if the currents got y'all twisty around. also Also, I learned from the Bible. Also, I learned from a but the Bible that a guy got swallowed by a whale and lived inside the whale.
01:54:54
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It was a woman by the way. The second of all. No, it was Joe. It was a dude. It wasn't a Joe. No, it was Jonah. you know No, in the Bible. and The story of Jonah in the whale. It's Jonah in the whale. Oh, but hold up. Speaking of the Bible. Speaking of the Bible, I do have a challenge out there. Anybody listening that wants to come up and tell me I'm wrong.
01:55:21
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You're wrong. After after some after some some some contemplation in the in in in the book of the the in the book of the Bible, in the Bible, in the book of Genesis and during the creation in the Garden of Eden, I posit that the snake was the good guy and the God in that story is actually the bad guy. i say that it And i'm not going and i'm not going to I'm not going to explain my argument unless somebody comes up here and challenges me.
01:55:51
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If, if Adam would have given Eve the old what for, she would have never eaten the apple. No, that's right. I'm just saying, get your bitch in check. Get your bitch, get your bitch in check. how do you I had another one. I just got to find it. If you read the Bible, just so you know, if you would have read the Bible, you would have seen gluttony is a sin. So it was greed.
01:56:19
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Right, Jeff. Jeff was making the argument last night that greed is a good thing. It is! It's over-greeting, that's bad. Oh, you guys were watching Scrooge last night. It's like saying, it's like saying over-murder is bad, but murder is okay. Fucking over-greed. I have the perfect example of murder is okay. Is that dude? It's in jail in New York right now. I'm just saying fair Now the murders not always bad Just just just just just just so you know before you make a before you make a war Mario fucked around and found out is what happened.
01:57:13
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before you make the fat joke that you already made in the chat just I so you know I need you to go look up the definition of gluttony because it is your ever indulgence um of anything to the point of waste oh I'm not so I like to like the oxygen that you breathe
01:57:33
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means that you're guilty yeah you can be glut as but that video You can be gluttonous about a **** little piece of **** in the comment section too. So, I mean, come on. He who is without sin. are over indulging and in the jetter but say He is without sin. that's the first though and is um I am a I am a I am a full size grown man. I am built like a silverback. I actually absolutely love how the fucking comments have gotten so elementary fucking playground.
01:58:15
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yeah If you read the Bible, you have seen gluttony is a sin. I don't even think that's the fucking point I was making. He was just he was setting up a fat joke. I called it out before you even got it out. So it kind of it kind of lost it. But congratulations. But once again, you do realize that I walked around Wal-Mart last night and I called myself a fat ass like 20 goddamn times in a matter of five minutes. The little Debbie snack rack. Well, I was like, I was like, I was, I was looking at, I was looking at like hoodies and stuff. I was like, Oh, I love this hoodie. I bet they don't have it in size fat ass. Cause like, Oh, I was right.
01:58:57
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Look, I'm a big boy. I'm six two, six three on a good day. And um I'm a little, ah you know, I'm a little over 300 pounds. However, I do carry it pretty well for being as big as I am. And if you don't believe me, go look at my Tik TOK page.
01:59:12
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And you'll see, I'll say this, I knows he's been traumatized. All I see is you rubbing your nipples. Stop looking at my teeth. Say it. It was one, it was one time, Arliss. One time is all it took. like knew but like two How many time can I hit the heart? I'm going to so go for the brain. Go for the brain. Do what Kurt Cobain did. There's going to be a Southern Outlaws song about my nipples in the future. An O to Glick's Nipplage. OK, I have a question for you. Five.
02:00:07
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Hold on, I've just lost it, so. Well, do you want to you want to make it quicker? Do you want to save it until after we come back? Let's save it until I have to go on the break, because I'm going to build something for it. And, and and then and you know, I haven't forgotten. I haven't forgotten. I was called Cap. We're going to get to that, too. Yes. Jeff called Cap on me. However, i will so i will still I will still stand by what I said. I was wrong, but I was right.
02:00:35
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I was not able to name 50 in a minute, but I did say that I could beat that guy and I did beat him. So I'm still the chair. I did. I did. I can call him 50. I'll give you 50%. I wasn't 100% confident on the 50s. It wasn't full cap, but I did say that I could 100% beat that guy.
02:00:57
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and And anybody who's a football fan, I think that would be an easy move to make, because as I told you, Jeff, but but as you realize and like very quickly, it's not that easy because when you have the time. But even if you're a football fan like like Bill P.J. Dill or or his homosexual life partner, ah Steve, their respected team is the Pittsburgh Steelers and the Philadelphia Eagles and their diehard football fan. Well,
02:01:27
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We'll call them football fans. An NFL roster is made up of 53, 52 players. So if you know your roster really well, and you've got 22 starters, right there's half the battle. Exactly. But you know what I mean? As as you realize, 50, you have to rattle them off. And you're unfortunate. And and the time of the time plays against you. And a good chunk of money. And I will say,
02:01:56
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I will say about I'm not. Not 100% sure, but probably close half to those 40 players that I named or 30 players that I named came off of the Cleveland Browns roster. That's being a football fan. That's why I was so confident that I could beat that guy. What is going on with this stupid shit? Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry. um But nonetheless, we're gonna take another break. We got more Christmas music. yeah ah You'll hear it here and then you'll hear it again this week when we get copied from another show that copies all of this.
02:02:36
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You in the fucking jungle tonight, baby. You in the wrong house. a You are not equipped. You are not to take on the show. With all the shit talking in the comments, you'd think they'd actually have the balls to come up and say it. It's funny how that works, isn't it?
02:02:56
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They're in the jungle, baby. They're in the jungle, baby. Got a little, uh, got a little, uh, uh, one of, one of my favorite bands. You guys know that, uh, that I'm a big fan of, of, of rocker chicks. And I, you know, like I caught him jacking off the fucking copies of Cyndi Lauper. So yeah, she's not a rocker chick. Maybe lead a Ford. That might've been true, but I mean, I mean,
02:03:26
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You know, two o'clock in the morning leaving the bar, I wouldn't kick Cindy Lauper out of bed for eating cookies. I'm just playing. I bet she'd be fun too. I bet she'd be a wild fucking banshee. Right? I don't know that. She definitely is definitely in the cards with her. but She likes to do weird shit. Whoa, whoa, whoa, don't put your finger there. You need to go spend the night with Jeff. If you like to do that.
02:03:54
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i love Anyways, I got a little, uh, got a little, uh, you know, we'll go slow down. I think I'm going to say I did. I should have labeled these, but I, you know, ah everything went amiss earlier and I was frustrated and aggravated. As Jeff said, clicking technology do not get along very well.
02:04:14
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but i think i'm gonna hang a down red sheet technology from 30 decades ago. He's like, rich he's like, I don't deal with French seats. I don't know how to work them. I'm least At least I was, all at least I was honest with you guys. I said, I'm not going to use the spreadsheet, but I will get better about giving you like, and i can make themform and train video just like I made the training video for the studios.
02:04:37
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that just like disappeared on WhatsApp. And I told you and I was 100% honest and I wasn't being a dick about it. Like I'm not gonna watch it. Like I i will i will put we will in our designation in our designated group chat, I will be like, hey guys, just so you know, this week coming up,
02:04:58
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on Glick's House of Music. I have this happening. And hey, Jeff, this week on what the fuck news, I have these stories and then we can write make sure that we allocate dimes accordingly. But anyways, we're going to take a real quick break. Got a little Halo scene. And I think if I again, I didn't I didn't. I label these, but I think this is a a rock version of Pentatonix version of Mary. Did you know? OK, well,
02:05:28
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Halo scene. And we'll be right back.
02:05:46
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Just kidding, it's their version of last Christmas.
02:06:11
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Oh
02:07:31
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You gave it away
02:09:27
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I'm not mad at that. I like it. Oh, last Christmas. A little wham cover. A rock version. Sorry. Like I said, I didn't label them. I was kind of a little rushed.
02:09:40
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ah Obviously we were a half hour late tonight. Uh, I had to go to school again, technology and me, as Jeff said, this is quick using technology motherfucking piece of shit. Goddamn board. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You know, I used to, no, no, I used to, I used to be a pecker on the keyboard. Not so much anymore. Now I can, I can kinda, I can kinda Now you use both thumbs. You know what's really crazy? I still fat finger a keyboard. Like I fat finger the keyboard on my phone. I believe it. big mis i do I do all the time as I'm typing. And it's it's not on purpose. It's it's like.
02:10:27
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When you have something you want to type out, you type it so fast, you're like, shit! Now I gotta rewrite this whole fucking thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I'm too lazy to just like use the arrow and like, oh, let me just put it here. I just delete the whole fucking thing. My new favorite tool is you hit the Windows key and H and then you can talk and it'll write it out. I don't have a Windows key. You don't have a Windows key. That's the problem.
02:10:54
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Yeah, but if you have windows I'll just I'll just draw with call your another keyboard and external keyboard that has a windows I've got so much shit plugged in it does a little pop up it is yeah shows a little gospel as a pius poem Yeah, I asked please I've got so much shit plugged into this fucking laptop. It's it's it's retarded anyways we can be retarded speaking speaking of being retarded welcome back to another show i mean uh nonsensical nonsense you juled about me are you ready to go you know and the funny thing is he is still invited to come up he's always oh everybody's invited to come up i know it's the thing is this is like and i it's very easy to control and talk shit in the comments
02:11:45
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Oh, I know. And I know this because I have been a comment troll, but I also know, but I mean, I troll, but I, I, I'll pop up too. I put my money in my mouth. Yeah. But you usually troll in good fun. You know what I mean?
02:12:04
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you you've only seen not malice about oh um yeah ten sometimes i yeah yeah yeah he's he's pretty goddamn jealous on tuesday eighth when what oh and that's not police that's it becker like that banker fuck that's some thela battle oh That's because i'm on I'm on my mobile and that's the account I have logged on so Oh. Confession time, huh? It is good. Everybody knew Shaka. Shaka spilled those beans on his show one night. So, I'm like, oh, **** it. It don't matter no more. But anyways, welcome back to nonsensical nonsense, everybody. Don't forget, you can follow us everywhere simply by going to bio dot.link slash nonsensical network. All of our links are there. All of them social media shows are live Monday through Sunday on YouTube, Facebook, and Twitch. And you can listen to any time, any place you're ever
02:12:59
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to uh podcast that it is a it is a uh very it is a very merry goodness here tonight on nonsense for nonsense uh we do have the open door challenge that means the link is in the chat for anybody and everybody who would like to pop in you guys are all welcome we just ask that you uh turn your camera on and uh you know please save your penis and butthole until after the show when you're private with Jeff that's right cause Nobody on the inner ones one wants to see that silly shit another shot does yeah wow so you have like i'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not saying that this is
02:13:43
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true or not. This is a kind of an allegation or allegedly, allegedly, allegedly, same same those, those guys are over there on that, on that podcast. They, they, they enjoy a tasty penis or a tasty butt hole in their mouth. I'm just saying.
02:14:01
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ah what doesn it mean but number eyes sometimes you know say Another shop podcasts eats their snickers upside down for me sometimes a motherfucker was that doesn't mean laying on the edge of the bed but but up this is the hanging them slide down Look i ah you know what we're not judging i i Me personally, I can't speak for the other two guys. I'm very happy for them. I'm very I ah very happy and excited that they have been able to confess their true love as homosexual life mates and that they're so out, you know, they're they're out and they're and they're now letting the world know and that's awesome. We're here for you. I gotta say, not everybody is as strong as we are that we can like, and this is dead honest, every show that Click and I do before we jump off, I love you buddy,
02:14:54
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it you just and that is you that is just one hundred percent you it and like kaine please suck it yeah That is a 100% heterosexual thing that we say because I do love the guy. I love Blaise too. Well, I mean. Yeah,
02:15:15
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yeah I divorced you. Yeah, yeah. Well, I used to love you. I used to love you like that. But unfortunately, I didn't want to, you know, you fucked around. You fucked around and found out and you got kind of syphilis and I'm like, yeah, I'm not down for that. I didn't know he was in an open relationship and Jeff was like, oh, apparently I only have that conversation. So it's on you, buddy. You know, maybe if you listen to more now.
02:15:44
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Maybe if you listen. I'm the fucking champ. I'm the fucking champ. I'm the man in this relationship. I'll give you the old what for, too. I have a question for you, Joe. You got some nuts in your mouth, Jeff? I am. They are Japanese. Shocking. They're very small. Shocking. No, they're candy coated. They're candy coated peanuts. Are they peanuts? Are they peanuts? OK.
02:16:12
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yeah yeah give this sub what of Yeah. There's French roast peanuts. No, no. They're Japanese. He's he's getting ready to go over to France and suck some fucking fingers. These are fucking awesome, dude. They're so good. I'm here for the croissant. Croissant. Croissant. Croissant in my mouth. Ah, baguette, buddy. I like the baguette and the big one. We we pee pee in my mouth. Yeah, we we.
02:16:42
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more on me go um good What's your question, Jeff? I'm tired of all these goddamn questions you have. Okay. So, you can't opt out. You have to pick one of... You have to match the number with the description. So, here it is. As soon as it pops up. Okay. So, 6, 12, 18, or 24.
02:17:06
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you have yearss Years to live, the years more to live, gallons of spoiled milk to drink, years in solitary confinement, and years of only freezing water. That means you drink, you know, shower, whatever. Anytime water is near you, it's freezing cold. Not like ice, but it's cold. It's cold. Matches 6, 12, 18, or 24 together with the thing.
02:17:34
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I'm out. So years more to live, like for instance, in obviously years more to live, you got to go with 24, right? Oh, oh you can you can move those around. Yeah, you can move those around. Oh, okay. Okay. Okay. Yeah. You match the 6, 12, 18, and 24 to the four different pictures. 24 years to live.
02:17:58
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yeah Six years solitary. Now it's just spoiled milk, dude. Yeah, no, no, they'll just stop and let me give you my answers. How's that sound? You asked me a question, you know what the polite thing to do is to play.
02:18:13
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Sorry, I thought I was on another shot podcast. I don't need goddamn commentary. You're not trying to sway me. This is my opinion, not your opinion. What are you, what are you doing? We're not, we're not on, we're not, we're not having a debate here. ah Yeah, man. I don't, we're not even showing this bunch of assholes ever.
02:18:31
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good at that gettingny fucking yeah ah
02:18:41
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Yeah, no, no, man, 24 years to live. ah
02:18:47
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ah Yeah, man, spoiled milk is basically the equivalent of, spoiled milk is basically the equivalent of cottage cheese. I don't like cottage cheese, but you're not, on six years, yeah, 24 years to live.
02:19:01
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Six years of cottage cheese, uh, 12 years. Oh man, solitary. Yeah. Um, you know what? Yeah. hold i say I'll do 24 years to live. Uh, 12 years of cottage cheese. Uh, it's, it's same as being with con Connor's mom. Uh, suck it, Connor. You're not here to defend yourself.
02:19:24
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You know, like bastard, uh, 12 years of, uh, cottage cheese, six years of, uh, solitary confinement and 18 years of cold water, because eventually you're going to, you're just going to, you're just going to get used to the cold water. Oh yeah. yeah when when When I see the picture, I was like, do I have to live in ice cold water? Because you're going to be dead in like two hours. If you do.
02:19:49
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The the six more years to die and then you die. You don't have to complete the other ones Yeah, i'm not worried about those things right man, I want to live bro like Do you do them one after another or because I would do like no like like for instance for instance, if you Are you doing them consecutively?
02:20:13
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See, I look at it this way. Okay. Six years of spoiled milk. Like that's like a quarter of like, of of the full gallon. No, six gallons of spoiled milk. Hold on a second. I've got a, I've got a question here. Are you doing this? yeah Are you doing this simultaneous simultaneously? Like, like if I say 24 years, no no, because that's 28 years. I'm starting to wonder if he gets his freaking questions from 17 magazine. No, he gets his fucking questions from Tik TOK.
02:20:42
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Oh, yeah. from chickok come The new 17. right mean like a second Yeah. Like, is like, like, like, the way I think it worked is in 24 years, you that's not the case well you know, youre yeah.
02:21:04
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yeah we answer look During that 20 years, do you get to pick the order? Because I'm going to, because if I get to pick the order, I'm going to do the 18 years of freeze of ah ah cold water, freezing water. And then I'm going to do the 12 years of confinement. And then i'm going to do the suit I'm going to do the six years of confinement. And then I'm going to do the 12 years of milk. And then after I do those three things, then I'm going to do the 24 years because that expands my life at the end of the day. That's the point.
02:21:34
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by 30 40 years. Things six gallons of fucking spoiled milk would kill me. No, it's not. eight challenge it is like yeah yeah just no So it is only serious oh so you can so you spread it out over the years you don't have to I read that Oh, that's actually you know what that's point i've talked to not bad Yeah, okay okay okay sure okay allenss well no okay you say your yeah I'm gonna do the 18 gallons of milk ah Six years of confinement 12 years of cold water and 24 years of life. It's a win
02:22:15
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like Yeah, I think that's basically the best best way to do it. But, you know, like I said, I found this on TikTok and I was like, it there's a no wind situation in this because, and I agree, the cold water thing you kind of get used to, but it's freezing cold water. And on a hot summer day, I don't mind drinking cold water. but you're a marriedilla winner yeah And that's why Glick is your god, because I'm smarter than all of you.
02:22:45
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There's a bunch of those you do one with like? Jerry she show talk of shit another shop podcast and and Ron sensical Ron sense and I'm going to take option and I'm going to take option E. I'm going to eat a bullet. I'm going to Kurt Cobain myself. Or 24 shots to the head. I'll take the 24 shots the head. All at once. ah so So so so you either have to so it's it's and six twelve eighteen or twenty four it's Yeah, it's it's it's.
02:23:38
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Six shows on the Jerabeche show, you need to be 6'12, 18 on the Jerabeche show talking shit or another shot podcast or you take 24 shots, punches to the stomach from Mike Tyson. Ooh. Rearrange my guts, Mike Tyson. Rearrange my guts, Mike Tyson.
02:24:05
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ah bunch mean way But here's my other things, like, if you if you do the like, if you're said if you have to do them consistently, you take the you take the six punches from Tyson. And then 24 episodes of Jerry Vesey show because there isn't one ever. Yeah, but I also don't know. You never have to complete. I also don't want to tarnish me. He still hasn't come up with the show.
02:24:33
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not that i yeah i don't know ah next year next year i'm Actually, I'm actually kind of curious I'm kind of curious yeah he's gonna do because he's going back in the game you and stuff like that um How do you know how do you know this shit does he have like a blog he keeps updated Hey, man, I know things I know things and players that the way threes play um know i but i i believe I'm a god I'm a god, bro You think? No, what's that? we before but like When I first came up, they on over jail Jeff was saying you were wrapping yourself in Christmas lights and I've yet to see you fucking sparkle, bitch. I don't want to hear it. That's. No, he hung them up behind him because he he was afraid of sprinkling and stabbing himself. oh Dude, dude, those things have like spiky balls on them. It would suck. Where's Jeff's balls on his ears? I got a Christmas hat. They're actually heavy as fuck. Imagine being wrapped up in Christmas lights, plugging in the wall, then all of a sudden a fucking pile. And then you got a biz like a race horse. Yeah, that is a shorter song. I'm just sitting there doing the shot all of a sudden. Oh my god.
02:25:51
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I'm just saying live gold, baby. Live gold. Yeah. I'm just **** looking like uh. Unfortunately, we lost. What was that? What was that? What was that? Hold on. Hold on, baby. I got you. Bring a spoon. What's the word? What's the word? No, I saved it. I got you a clean one.
02:26:17
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what and the fuck is not i look laz please what's the word i'm looking for he scopion library but No, when you when you know things ah they cold No, no, because he's like I know things yeah, no, no, no, what's a what's no, going? No agent co-co Co by Nostradamus like bla know thank Oh, that's the clairvoyant isn't knowing thing. That's guessing things. Don't you shut your fucking warm mouth, please. How's that? How's that place? How's that sound, please? That's fake.
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02:27:09
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and knowlarevo I know I'm going to eat this bag of peanuts. ah That's not being clearly buoyant. That's being i being hungry. you know That's having the munchies. That's maybe being a fat-ass. I'm not. I don't have the munchies. I'm just clairvoyant. I know. I need to eat these Oreos. Yeah. Yeah, I bought a box of cookies, too. Oh, dude, Girl Scout. a Girl Scout fucking. No. you can do it oh No, let me grab them there. You guys want to know a secret to making homemade Thin Mints?
02:27:45
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homemade fucking thin mints. All Homemade thin mints. It tastes just like the Girl Scout cookies. Fucking you go to the store, you box of Ritz crackers, you buy your fucking like a package of those Andes mints and then you melt the Andes like on a double boiler and then you dip those Ritz crackers in them, dude. Fucking shit you not. Fucking thin mints for days. A lot cheaper too.
02:28:14
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Say it sounds like a little work. I'll just order thin minutes. I don't even like them. It's well. I can't remember which ones I like but the the Yeah, oh kind talking about yeah um and i don't I don't like I don't like mint anything because they all No, I bought man doors Do you use close-up toothpaste? It tastes like cinnamon then I No, I use one that doesn't have a flavor. But check these out, dude. I know that's the thing. He's mad at the Imperial. They're for fucking awesome. Well, I'll show them again.
02:29:00
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Are those like five? What are those? It's like two bucks, dude. they're They're kind of like um Oreos, but they're, they're, they're They're vanilla and si it some chocolate. yeah Well, no, this one. This one is. It's like peanut butter. Oh, OK. Like I'm in little packages like this for two bucks. I'm not. I'm I drink that whole fucking eggnog. I'm fucked up right now.
02:29:30
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No, but I was I was at the line in the grocery store picking up my my food for the day and I was like, hmm, those are good. You know, I find that interesting. You said food for the day. I think I prefer shopping that way. Shop for the day. Yeah. it said I mean, I know it sounds weird. to do it i knew guy saved me on the house Yeah. No, no, it it fills your day. No. yeah Get you out and get you out in public and socialize. Like if I don't go out. baby bluer day i don't go out it's Actually healthy. i don't If I don't go to get my food, I don't eat.
02:30:11
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So if I'm lazy, I just. I mean, I keep, I keep staples. Like I keep stuff for like on the go. Like I always have like, uh, I usually have like a box of like, um, uh, granola bars or a package of granola or something I can munch on. But if I, if I'm going to go make a meal, I'll go out that day and I'll i'll grocery shop. Oh no, dude.
02:30:31
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When I, when I, uh, I had a back of granola, it lasted like two days because I just sat there and lunched on it. Well, I mean, there's nothing wrong with that either. But yeah my new favorite thing, the there biggest problem about living in Mexico comes down to the chip selection. You have plain cheese and hot. That's it. Various stages of hot cheese and or like they have ah
02:31:02
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And the hot ones usually have like a lime. So my new thing is I buy a box of cereal and just eat it like chips.
02:31:12
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so I um bought a box of Fruit Loops the other day and just ate it like a bag of chips.
02:31:20
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I was introduced recently. Well, not recently, but like last couple months to Grippo's made in Ohio. Like I remember somebody talking about him. Grippo's brand chips yeah in Ohio. They're like more like Canadian style. They got a lot of fucking seasoning in them. and he get joe And I never fucking had him before. And I saw him at the store around here. I was like, Oh my God. And I bought a but a bag of barbecues. Oh my God. They're the best fucking chips in the world. Grippo's.
02:31:51
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fucklays when my when my mom comes down anytime my mom comes here she's not allowed in my house unless she brings two things joan's potato chips it's slim chips because i can't get them here i've never had joan's potato chips joan's potato chips are on an ohio staple uh okay what the fuck is My fourth grade teacher, my fourth grade teacher, her grandfather started Jones potato chips. oh And they're amazing. Grippos are giant big big Ohio ones and those are fucking dope, dude. The funny thing about Jones potato chips, they made me lose an episode of Starting 5. Hold on, say that again. We were doing the Starting 5 and it was Snaxzy.
02:32:43
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that you eat during a movie and I specified build potato chips and I lost because of it because nobody knew who Jones was and I was like **** it. I stand by my choice. I've never seen you **** suck, Jeff. Shut up, queer. You know what? Um he would die on that. hill Glick or Jones potato chips like the absolute **** just that wrong they're they they're awesome but the problem is is they're regional to ohio Yeah, thank there's nothing wrong with that really I don't think there's nothing wrong with that I I think anette z I think think I The next time you're in Ohio buddy going to any gas station you're when you're up by glitch and ask for Joe and potato chips they got tell me And they're fucking awesome
02:33:37
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I'm more, I'm more of a regional brand guy. Like I think, I think like Lay's and all that shit are way too big. And I know I drink Pepsi and shit and it's the same thing. But I mean, like, I think um ah regional products are a lot better because it's smaller, more local, it's better for the economy. Well, yeah. Well, not only that, and like I said, Joe's potato chips are just really good. But you know, that's, that's just me and my leftist fucking talk. so the The owner Bob and I were talking a couple of months back and he he's like, dude, I can just send you a box. And I was like, I'm in Mexico. And he's like, oh, yeah, I guess I can't send you a box. I said, yeah, that's the hard work. do it man No, he can't because you can't ship boot internationally.
02:34:25
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Yeah, you can. Well, you can but certainly i mean if it's if it's small, if it's a small quantity, it's okay. Dude, I used to spend I used to send an herb through the mail like herbal remedies, herbal remedies.
02:34:42
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quote unquote Oh, absolutely. But see, here's the thing. Okay. If you send stuff to the United States, both that postal service, but I still might, you know, double back, you know, that shit, it'll make it through. And like, make sure it's like the small, like cheapest express or it's, it doesn't like like bring up a do like alarm bells. Well, the funny thing is leadership international, you know, like at when it gets to the border, they open it.
02:35:10
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well Well, they don't necessarily... They only open it if it doesn't go through like proper security checks or whatever. Well, yeah, if your regular mail... Like, they just don't open all the mail that goes, and that's just, that's absurd. No, but but when when it goes through regular mail, like UPS, no. But at regular mail? Yeah. Like, you have to UPS.
02:35:37
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This is why I hate the fact that America is so fucking pushing for privatization of the United States Postal Service when that's going to end up biting us in the ass. oh fucking do there's a lot of stuff going by us in Well, no, like the argument now is the Postal Service isn't profitable, so therefore it should be privatized, but it's a non-profit thing. It's to ensure that we can send now. It's not supposed to be. No, but the new administration coming in, the whole argument is like we should make it privatized because it doesn't make a profit. Well, that's because it's a non-profit.
02:36:16
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This is not for profit organization. Exactly. The moment you go for profit, then it increases the price. Prices are going to die rocket. Yeah, there's a reason why UBS and DHL cost more than the regular those of us. But you know, hey. Because they're they're trying to make a buck. But hey, that's ah that's what that's what people get when they want to fucking run the government like a business as as if that's a fucking smart thing to do.
02:36:44
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It can be in certain spots, but not all spots. It's not good at all. It's not good at all. The government should not be ran as a business. Unfortunately, it is in every country. Unfortunately, yeah. Because businesses' aim is for profit, and they put profit over people. so And the government's not supposed to be profit over people. It's about it's supposed to be about the people, because the people are supposed to make the government.
02:37:11
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So it's kind of kind of ass. Let's run the country like a fucking government. It's fucking dumb. No, but like I can see certain policies being used. No, no, policies absolutely not. So, so, okay. Now, if we're talking like, if we're talking like the debt and GDP and stuff like that, the investment investing in stuff that later on will bring us a more prosperity later on, I'm fine with, but that's to be social gains, not private gains. Because if the government is investing for the future, then they're investing, in the people are the one actually doing the investing with their tax money. So it should come to us as a benefit, not the private sector. So it's it's is all I'm saying.
02:38:02
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i don't anyway stop i'm i'm i'm just ah I'm just a lefty commie. So don't take my word for it. No, no, no, no. The reason why I said that is because I think the the whole medical medical for profit is bullshit.
02:38:18
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Oh, yeah, I agree. Because. Oh, I'm sorry, you don't have money. If you guys want to get let's see, you know, it's fucking pop. I'm just saying. Kill all the CEO. I am going to have I'm going to have like an FBI knocking on my door tomorrow. Did you hear about that chick down in Florida that got arrested because I did. I did on the phone. So how she did was quote what was on the bullets.
02:38:47
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Well, she quoted what was on the bullets and then she followed it, followed it up with your next. I can, I can, I can see how the government can take that as a threat, but I can also see how that's more of a, of a frustrated fucking, like I'm so sick and tired of health care. And because of what just happened, I can see people saying shit like that because people are fed up. People are straight. ahead I mean, it's, it's, it's it's a, legitimate it's a legitimate thing to be upset about. I mean, like, you know, I, I, you know, like.
02:39:17
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I paid so much through word and then like trying to break it down and I don't understand anything of it but it's like they're not gonna cover anything until I pay like $7,000 per person in my house out of pocket. That's per year. So you pay a percentage of whatever the bill is but once you reach $7,000 everything else is covered.
02:39:39
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So, so what, what we're talking about here, I think is more important for, for CEO's list too. All three of us have some very different political leanings, but we all have this agreement and that right there, when, when, the when people, when people come together with real power, that's when those fucks up there need to be fucking scared. I don't believe in politics. it don't exist There's only, there's only one true, true ruler and he is I and I am him.
02:40:10
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but they're not Careful, it'll send his otter squad after you. First and foremost, it's on her army neglect squad. it's It's not a squad, it's an army. Alright, get it right, or you'll be next in line. You think you can hide just because you're in Mexico? I know where you live, John. because if It's an army of Delto's. No, that's Belize's army of Delto's. We've seen your Delto's going on behind you. Delto's That's what I should have done was instead of hanging balls of Christmas, Joy, I should have fucking hung schlongs of Christmas. yeah You should trade should have hung Christmas diltos. Diltos. You know what you do when you're standing underneath a dilto.
02:40:55
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and chapter
02:40:59
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yes yeah deep throat that mommafucker
02:41:04
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<unk>s like holy dollar boys you donald don get us in trouble on you you you know You treat it like fucking mrs. Claus going down on Santa Claus for that fucking whipped cream fucking Shot at the end of the night a fucking Christmas You do exactly what another shot podcast does that's what before during breaks and after their show
02:41:28
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im Nom, nom, nom. um It's probably about as exciting as that, too. wow I've had a better time sticking my dick in a blender, but hey, a bullet job is a bullet job. What are you going to do? We just own. Nom, nom, nom. Nom, nom, nom. You know what? I'll get ah ahll give i'll give them credit. yeah yeah You made an effort. You choose the night coming in, but you you walked in. You walked into into the jungle and you weren't prepared. No, no, especially when his insults got that. Elementary. I laugh at softest street. I was gonna say my kid makes better insults. My kids make better kids.
02:42:25
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um My kids' kids are better than your kids, Jeff. yeah We can only hope that Jeff's kids never reproduce, because the world would have been a much better place. And not only is Jeff's kids, but the world would have been a much better place that Jeff never reproduced. Let's be honest.
02:42:49
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okay Jeff's son is basically a Mexican version of Jeff.
02:42:57
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Why don't I keep and fuck apparently Michael versus on now doing NFL insights and A.I. music. Why do I get it? Oh, the hell is that? Well, I don't know. I get a approval, a Google Chrome update on that. I'm going to check my notifications. He really is. I should go. I should go. I should go give him shit. It's like what Google account do I have this that that's subscribed to nothing against Michael. It's just it's NFL.
02:43:25
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i It's foodie football. It's it's foosball. It's all about Satan. It's the devil's foosball.
02:43:39
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So, uh, look, I, I have an, uh, damn it. Damn it Bobby. Six o'clock in the morning. That boy already ain't right.
02:43:56
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You know, they're supposed to be making a new fucking series of King of the Hill. Yeah. It's like they're aged. So so. my power is up and Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I kind of want to check it out, man. I love King. I'm kind of excited. I love Mike Judge. did he He is. He's pretty brilliant. He's a brilliant. I have i have a picture. My grandfather sounded like like
02:44:25
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<unk>s not an army That's one otter Jeff That's one of them. That's all you wearing My otters are not fucking French tonight. I gonna wear a fucking beret man. it They'll have like it's the green berets with the United States Army fucker If were have an all what happens or week you were a cowboy that yeah hey Like cowboy hats otter a backwards trucker cap or something like that little light in the other hand Hold my bear. I gotta take care of Glick's Lightwork. Hold my bear. Why hasn't that been a freaking animation? The Globe Otters. Whereas a fucking bunch of like otters going around like doing basketball tricks and shit. The Globe Otters. I mean, come on. The Globe Otters. Or you can make it into apparently
02:45:16
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ah There's an otter that I actually saw this today on on Tick-tock there's an otter in some zoo somewhere that keeps fighting with the the ah Lion next to his like their cages are next to each other this one otter figures out a way to escape to go fuck with the lion First on out. It's a badger swa mio badgers eat He steals brooms and shit and then put it up in the climb up the broom and jump over the wall and go fuck with the lion The honey the honey badger and and and the Wolverines will be my special forces in my my army yeah, like the honors are like
02:46:00
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You know, shit's popping off. But when the otters, the special forces, they're the loose when you want to keep it, when you want to keep it low key and under wraps. And I don't want to be brazen about what I'm doing. I send in the honey badgers and the Wolverines. They go in, you know, it's like that, that call of duty commercial going dark, probably six going dark. That's when you know, you're in trouble when the otters show up.
02:46:27
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It's it's game time because it's like we don't care who sees what what happens to you. We keep it low key with the honey badgers in the Wolverines. Low key in the PP. okay That's how Jeff keeps his gonorrhea. Low key in the PP.
02:46:51
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ah okay
02:46:54
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Oh wait, it's not so low key if I'm talking about it. Yeah. Well, if I can ruin it by it.
02:47:08
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Guys, the cat's out of the bag. Mary Glickman just gave you a gun and a ring. Surprise. Got a sip of lathe.
02:47:24
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Dude, all of a sudden the remove background website is asking me if I'm human. Oh, Jeff. yeah Say no. because she Guess Guess, uh, no. Not even an answer that can apply here. Guess who's enjoying, enjoying themselves some Dexter.
02:47:47
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Ah, nice. Yeah. we Yeah. We're watching the original series. Yeah. We're watching it. We're starting from the beginning. We never watched it. At least the best. I want it. I want it. Dude, I loved that show. It was awesome. Dude, i my my timing and I like, I didn't realize that they jumped right off the gate with the icebox killer. Like I thought it was like,
02:48:12
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like i I'm like, wait, I thought they like Rita and the kids. I thought that was later into the first season beginning. No, because no, no, no, no, no. I forgot that they started like right off the rip. But she's she's didn know man she's she's she's she's enjoyed it. Such a good show. The woman who plays Rita, I just want to say she's she's in boondocks space too.
02:48:36
Speaker
she yeah is she is so boondocks saints the mo the first one was good after that the second one the second one was okay the first one was awesome the second one not as good but had a lot of kick-ass scenes in it yeah actually yeah Yeah. Who ordered the kick-ass tacos? Hey, if if you got your internet fixed, you know you're always welcome to come back in. but I feel bad. We're trying to talk to him. He's got the delay that was kicking his ass. But um yeah, no she it did kind of blow our mind when I was like, you know, Deb and Dex, brother and sister on the show, they were married during this show. She's like, what?
02:49:29
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And I was like, wait till we get a little bit farther into the, uh, extra series. And then you're really going to be like, well what?
02:49:39
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absolutely Yeah. Devin Devin. All right. I'm going to be a little, I'm going to be a little sexist and a little misogynistic here. But if Deb was a little bit bigger up top, she could get it.
02:49:59
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I mean, she could still win it, but if she was a little bit bigger up top, she would have been. God damn. Yeah. Deb was definitely, Deb does not have enough meat on her bones. Well, yeah, we definitely give her some meat all the way around, but definitely, uh, in the, in the chesticle area. Yeah. I'm not like, I'm not saying skinny women are ugly and it's not me. It's just not what I'm attracted to. yeah not I'm not a big fan.
02:50:30
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I'm a big boy. I'm a big as as we learned from the chat earlier, I'm a fan. and I like I like I like my women that we're going to keep each other warm in the winter time.
02:50:58
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It's cuffing season, baby. Randy Boy off. bar list I will apologize. We saw the new series. Did you see the new series? No,
02:51:12
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no I haven't. So don't say fucking shit about the new season. Oh, you're not messed up. It's actually really good. I enjoyed. I mean, yeah, kind of perfect timing. Yeah, man. Like, I don't know.
02:51:27
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I definitely wanna say it because I saw the preview for the for the new spin-off, which is like young Dexter, and the Asian guy that's in forensics, he's younger and he... Yeah, they got a young angel in it. like ah yeah Yeah. That's what I told her. That's what I told her. I was like, yo, slow fall observer. I've been wanting to watch it since it came out.
02:51:54
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Now they've got it. I said, we got to get on Dexter. Damn it. You know, and she's like, all right, let's get on it. And and she's digging it. she's She's digging it. She's liking it. Dude, alo that's another one that Nikki and I have talked about. I think I'm going to like that. And I know some people have said it's kind of like Yellowstone, but I think it's really good. I've seen i watching some clips on episode.
02:52:19
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I love me some Billy Bob Thornton. I've been a Billy Bob Thornton fan ever since I like french fry taters. I saw a clip from the Fargo TV show that Billy Bob Thornton's in and it looks really good. I reckon I'm gonna kill you with it.
02:52:48
Speaker
Take that Dwight Yoakum, you piece of shit. Dwight Yoakum's probably one of the nicest guys on the planet, but he was a piece of shit in Slingley. What are you gonna do? My ex-wife's grandmother babysat Dwight Yoakum when he was a child. How's that little bit of trivia for you? Oh, that's good. That's a little nugget. It's just like, I don't know who Dwight Yoakum is, but he's just like, yeah, neither am I. I know Dwight Yoakum. I know Dwight Yoakum, man.
02:53:16
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was like I can understand blaze not know who he is it is aency superstar yeah like i Actually, I know Dwight Yoakam is like some country singer, right? Yeah 20 minutes later, please is like there's a delight Yoakam a country singer What's going on right now? i don't what the queen is are you really why is your mcdonal's so chair
02:53:44
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one he knocks out the door better late than never am i right am i right why why am i traffic like You're always out of your head please amount of egg um Let's have a good time Uh, we'll see y'all when you're right. You too. Yeah. Merry Christmas brother to you and your family. I hope you guys have a wonderful holiday, wonderful time. Keep us updated on them shows. Uh, get a weekend without the kids. We're going to have to make it, make a journey up and earth, up and earth. And, uh, you need a blaze to come up for a weekend. Be like, just drive to my house and then we'll, then you can ride the rest of the way.
02:54:33
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Ain't no party like a Southern outlaws party. Hey, right back at you, brother. Right back at you, man. That's how, that's how blazing gets in fights. i'm Easy. Now we already got a tough guy to go to Southern outlaw events and pick fights, not on this podcast, but on another podcast. Oh, I don't fight anymore. That was my younger, my younger self.
02:55:02
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yeah Yeah. Gotcha. gas Yeah, man. Absolutely. Yeah. Want to get up there. We got to get up there. We got to get up there and see everybody at five fours as well. Nikki and Jen and the guys. We do. We do love us some five fours and it sucks that we're so far away, but we got to get up there and see them as well. I remember what five doors were.
02:55:30
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my brain shut off after a second. I pulled not but not not the six fours, not the six fours, the five fours. It's actually sense but whatever not the ranch, the distillery. You never find me working on a ranch, but you find me working in the distillery if you know what I mean. I don't know. I watch Yellowstone and I'm like, who'd I do this? Fuck no, they get up way too fuck early. I could I. OK, so I could do it.
02:56:01
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You know, but do I want to? That's the real question. Agreed. Oh, yeah, I have no doubt I can do it. But like, like, like, if like if I was working on the like, if I was working on the on the on the Dutton Ranch, the first time Rip said it. You're going to fight. You're going to fight me. I've broken his jaw. I know you were. You were you were in. You were in fucking days and confused. contact you You could, you drank beer, sat up in the back of a truck and went, oh shit. You spiked freshman. Calm down. I guess the fights. So I fought you. Can I fight everybody else? So last like last night before, last night we were sitting with the bar. What was it? What was the guy that worked on the on the farm that played the guitar that Lloyd got into a fight with?
02:56:54
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ah Walker. Texas stranger. so No, I can't, I can't remember his first name, but his last name. He married a long chick from Tacoma FD. Fun fact, Chuck Norris is checked under his bed and clicked before he goes to bed every night. That was a black chick in Tacoma FD. No, the blonde. Oh, the blonde. This guy, this guy walks into. He married the guy at Blake Walker. Who did? This guy walks into the bar last night.
02:57:27
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This guy walks into the bar last night and I was like, yeah, it's Walker from Dutton. Nicki looked over and start, he had his mustache and he had it all curled up and he was like a young cat too. And then today we were walking into the post office and this fucking dude walked out and I said, Jesus Christ, are they filming Yellowstone and Nerd all of a sudden? Because we had yeah Walker last night and now we got fucking Rip walking out of the post office today. She's like, I hate you. I can't stand you.
02:57:57
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speaking of walk i'm like i yeah i just i just want to be i just want to be glit heres al newsster There's a dude from on tiktok that dresses and talks like rip But paints like Bob Ross is fucking hilarious. Nice. Oh shit Walker Check this out. he He recently got married but he married the blonde chick and this is a photo of their right after they got married. That's the blonde chick from Yellowstone. Oh, it was the chick that he was dating on the show? Mm-hmm. Was she on fucking FD to call him? Is that the same chick? I've seen the same chick to call him FD, isn't it? I don't know. I've never seen Yellowstone. I've never watched that show, like, at all. It's like the fucking cast of Yellowstone.
02:58:53
Speaker
Well, I could but but I'm on Diablo not fucking IMDB Her name is passive Harrison Whatever her name is she's got nice nice Yeah yeah well
02:59:22
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i got do any oh shit Yeah, that's the same girl from Tacoma, FD. Oh, wow. Yeah. She's actually an actress. I'm not going to marry that. I'm Walker. Who is, who are you talking about? Who's Walker? Who are you talking to about? I'll give you a better picture. Like, no, the actor. Is that the actor's name? No, his name is Ryan. His character's named Walker, but his name's Ryan Bingham.
02:59:52
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Oh, okay. That makes more sense. Junior Blake Lively suing her. Yeah. Sue and her what husband? Sue and her. Castmate. Yeah.
03:00:11
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Castmate. I don't know why. What is she, what is, I know, I know. It's like we're talking shit. It's because of defamatory. Something that she said online was defamatory. I don't even know what she said.
03:00:26
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But yeah, this is a Walker and, what did I say? don Hassey Harrison is her name. You're a screen blazer. He looks familiar. Yeah.
03:00:41
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He wears a white cowboy hat on the show and he plays guitar. Is this the Yellowstone show? Yeah, on Yellowstone. I think you'd like it. It would take you a little bit to get into it. is kevin co Is that the one with Kevin Costner's in it? Yeah.
03:00:58
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Yeah, I won't watch it. I don't think Kevin Costner is a good actor. I think he sucks. Really? I do. I don't understand the hype. Apparently in real life he's an asshole. Like the only movie the only movie that I actually enjoyed watching with him in it was Mr. Brooks because it was a psychological fucking serial killer movie.
03:01:15
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But honestly, other than that, dude, I think he's a horrible fucking actor. Like he sucked in water world. Postman fucking sucked fucking dances with wolves. I don't know. Understand why people got a hard on about that movie. The movie sucked.
03:01:31
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which movie causes habit yeah with whole ke kevin coster is a shitty fucking actor he's a horrible actor um don't understand why i blazy tell me what you really think jesus he is not he's just not a good they just went on at ti Like I don't, I can't think of one good movie that he played besides Mr. Brooks. And that's because I like movies like that. Maybe there's some bias, but like a lot of the shit he plays in, I just, I just don't, I just don't like, so. Um, no, but yeah, yeah Yellowstone, it's, believe it or not, costume is not in it a lot. Fair enough. And you would like it because it ties at the end.
03:02:15
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i and I think another personal bias I have against that show is I don't know the show but I understand that a bourbon came out after that show and everybody wants to buy that bourbon because of that show and that that that took that cost of bourbon up like two times like I mean it yeah, I'm just like the bourbon doesn't bourbon doesn't taste better because it's popular in the show. That's not how the bourbon works.
03:02:43
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once again brings her down to yeah i'm positive No, it comes down to nobody wants the actual bourbon they want the bottle exactly exactly exactly i as well just go ru call nick kids send her on You might as well go rummage through a fucking alcohol it's fucking trash if that's all you want is the bottle well, you could literally just Send an empty glass bottles of Nikki and have her put it on there with her machines like there now i have you
03:03:16
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yeah it's more i mean I mean, if it's about the bottle, at least some a real bottle from your from from your trash can. Right. No, but like ah the winner of anything Yellowstone Landman is Taylor Sheridan. That dude is making like $500 million dollars a year off these two ships. Wow. Yeah. didy Did you have a time, Sheridan?
03:03:42
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ah Has become and I'm not mad at him for this. So this isn't this isn't um This isn't me talking shit about him. I'm not mad at him. Get your money, bro Get your money, bro. You fucking Five foot one and a half foot cowboy All swelled up by a better fucking actor than fucking Kevin Costner if he's that popular oh he's good but du Well, he's not even the actor he's a writer and producer But, but he, uh, but he, he's, he's paramount, paramount in the streaming network. He's their bitch right now. Cause he's got, he's, he's got Yellowstone. He's got, uh, um, he's got a Tulsa King. He's got, uh, uh, the, the six, five, six, four, 46 is whatever he's got mayor of Kingston and land man. I don't know if I said land man.
03:04:35
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but he's got like four or five shows right now on the Paramount Network exclusively. So, yeah, get your money, homie, but you're Paramount's bitch. Yeah. No, but but let's be honest. If he wanted to, well, he actually charges Paramount to film on property, too. So he's being smart about it because, like, anytime they're on Yellowstone, where you see them on the 4.6s ranch, he's getting paid 50 grand a day.
03:05:05
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for them to be there. So not only, and plus he gets revenue from the show, revenue from the merch line, the whole nine yards. The dude is making so much money. Fair. But, ah but no, Landman, I actually, I've enjoyed what I've seen so far. I'm waiting till it ends to watch it, but it's really good. Yellowstone is one of those shows where I hear a lot of hype and I am curious about it that and then of course I'm here. I think you would love that. Oh shit, Leggy was up in here tonight. Hey Leggy. Yeah. The woman that plays death. I can't stand her. Really? That's exactly what I said. I'm not attracted. No, no, no, no. I'm just not.
03:05:59
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the thing is about her character is so bad, they have to make her popular by, by her getting naked. Now I'm not saying, like it's naked i'm not saying I'm not saying there isn't any thin women that I don't find attractive. It's just not my normal thing. That's all I'm saying. It's not, and there are some women that do change, that do change my mind because of maybe how they carry themselves or their personality as well. I mean, personality to me is a big thing.
03:06:30
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You gotta to be a smart person can you you could be you'd be a gorgeous supermodel you got a bad attitude or a bad person out of your fucking gun You just if you're like dumber a box of fucking rocks like If if I jump if I jump in the bed with a woman and I happen to see your coloring I her coloring crown box like on the floor and I pick it up and it's all chewed up. I'm gonna like, I'm just gonna leave. I'm not. Just gonna leave. I'm gonna give her a baby. No. Did hear that? Eat those crayons baby. You like to eat crayons?
03:07:16
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Yeah, we're about to make some crown eating milk. Baby's your retard. Oh, just wow. I'm i'm just picky. I'm picky. We're about to make it harder to win. Stop saying we are real quick.
03:07:32
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I'm not bidding you down. No, I think when it comes down to it attitude and and and intelligence, it plays way more into attractiveness of a woman than actual just looks.
03:07:44
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Hey, you know how the old saying definitely depends on her attitude. She ain't 280. She ain't a lady. I don't know what that means. It means that she ain't 280. I don't see a lady.
03:08:00
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ah man look I'm thinking like when you say if she 80s, I'm thinking Madonna. I don't know why. He said 280 and you you you heard you heard TOO. No, I heard. She isn't 280 city. I'm like.
03:08:19
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What? me Madonna? She ain't two 80 year old bitches. Do I get to bring up Sidney Lauper again? yeah she she um too She ain't two 80s. Sidney Lauper, lead the board, round two. right and oh Two
03:08:48
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Yeah, but you know, 280 is not as big as you think it is, but they're proportionary. It's not, it's not, but it's like... um Also, so I'm just, that's how the saying goes. I'm waiting like 170, dude. 280, you're standing next to me, look like well looks like the number 10. We're all tracking different types of people. There's nothing wrong with that. Not necessarily. It's just how the fucking saying goes.
03:09:14
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show the names of you It's just the same I'm not 280 I'm like 320 bro. I know but once again, it's like me standing next to you Also, my my my frame my frame my six my six three 320 pound frame compared to your five seven hundred seventy frame I look in better health than you do. Oh, thank you for the extra inches, buddy Wow, I really did give you a lot of extra inches. You did. I feel tall now. Part of the group. I give you a lot. Yeah, like you're dancing. I'll take that compliment. There's my Christmas present right there, motherfucker. Wow, that did identifyes five seven yeah mary I Merry Christmas, Jeff. I identify as 5'7", now. I am a kind God. I am a kind and giving God. You are welcome, Jeff. You know, honestly, I don't want to be any taller than that.
03:10:05
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yeah Because you know you and I talked about this. I had a buddy of mine. Hold on a second. Hold on a second. I love the place chuckle because ah we've had the conversation about like religion and stuff. and mid and the fact that I've declared myself a god. and I know. I know. like i a Little G. Little G everybody. Little G. It's all are fake.
03:10:32
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i know i know we we off kicksa blazes he tear me a into asshole right now but the fact that we're here is just like there part for that ever fucking click it's click like with a big g god with a big g with a tiny d double god triity Hey, a god with the big D. That's all that matters. wow We knew a tiny D once upon a time.
03:11:00
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i'm sorry teddy i'm sorry toy you're just
03:11:08
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<unk>ian ducany famous people bob i'll be live tomorrow morning' tony here ah speaking oh man toty de doty d does not does not deserve the shrapnel of my shit talking tonight he has done nothing wrong
03:11:26
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Told you I told you I'm I sorry, Tony. I put the I'm sorry, Tony. I'm sorry, curse Tony. I'm sorry, Tony. I'm sorry, Tony. I'm sorry, Tony. I'm sorry, Tony. I'm sorry, Tony. I'm sorry, Tony. I'm sorry, Tony. I'm sorry, Tony. I'm sorry, Tony. I'm sorry, Tony. I'm sorry, Tony. I'm sorry, on Tony. it. I put the I put the click curse on on your podcast I said, I told you you were dead. I told you you die and it continues Not you guys obviously about you guys Happy new year the networks cancelled. I'm ending it all Hope you fucking wish I had fun. What are we going to do with all this extra spare time? Same thing you do with all the spare time you have already. Sit and watch TikTok.
03:12:01
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we Oh, my God. We were talking about that. We had plenty of Cards Against Humanititties, as Nicky was calling it last night. Drunkie McJunkface last night was calling it Humanititties, Cards Against Humanititties.
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and
03:12:19
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Somebody played a card. It might've been me about masturbation. And then he's like, I wonder if she's sleeping. I'm probably gonna get you all that. She's like, you know, never really masturbated. I said, you're a fucking liar. And she's like, no. I'm like, I tried it. And like, no, no, no. Meanwhile, our buddy Riley, her little fat virgin friend who comes over. I'm sorry, but I find that hard to believe.
03:12:45
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yeah also do i but yeah anybody that says they don't masturbate is oh god damn liarers um so well i'mbarrased to thatation i know i would I would believe it kind of from her. Yeah. She's like, yeah, it's just, I don't like it. You know, whatever. I'm like, okay. And Riley's like, yeah,
03:13:04
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yeah Riley's like, Riley. And he's like a 22 year old little Virgin. like i mother about all that He's the one dating Austin. you The one who's the one who wants to marry Austin. He was he was the one that came in through actions at the first of event. You know, our podcast gets invited out to do events. The first event we did, Riley's fucking name.
03:13:30
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He was a little was a little fat guy that came out the first event. yeah at the end of he knows i don't know so No, no, no, he's not. But we joke around about him wanting to marry Austin to be a part of the to be a part of the family. No, Austin's Austin seeing the Zavara Dante.
03:13:51
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and do the the kid fucker What's up? Michael Batters. What's up? yeah Happy holidays. actually actually Austin's boyfriend. Austin's boyfriend right now. I really, I wouldn't be mad if everything works out and they get married down the road. He's a good kid. i met him he is a preach day did Yeah. Yeah. he He's, he looks Puerto Rican, but he's half black, half white.
03:14:18
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Uh, you know, he's a good kid. he He works hard. He's got a good head on his shoulders. I i just found out the other day though. And and again, no shade. He's autistic. Yeah. But he comes every time he walks in first and he walks through the door door. First thing he says, Hey dad, Hey mom. And then when he's leaving my mom, my dad, love you guys. Good kid. the He's a good kid. But, uh, uh,
03:14:44
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So, so I was just like, I was just like, sometimes I'm just bored and I jerk off. And then he's like, yes, I know. We think showers. What do not on tv tik to you think Blick takes half hour showers? yeah yeah but's Welcome to the show Michael Bathurst.
03:15:06
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aspiration yeah
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a Yeah, i know she's like yeah, we've had this discussion I'm like I'm just saying like there's turns that that's right Yeah, there's no other reason other than the fact that I'm just simply fucking bored and I was like this is fun This will kill 30 seconds yeah gotta guess up do video games no yeah you're scrolling through porn and you're trying to find the like the the Right video the right video that's like maybe like two minutes long and it's like all you can find is 20 minute ones that fucking suck. He's sitting there skipping and shit. I'm joking. Yeah. Please. Might I might I might I might I might I recommend because apparently you're doing it wrong. Might I recommend a little Jny for a little joy for I think I don't need I don't need somebody to tell me how to jerk off. So so so I think I think I figure that out by now.
03:16:06
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No, no, no, no, no. I had no idea what it was. Because I watched porn. You were doing the. I know a J.O. Yeah. But like when Glitz said it, because we were doing our rundown of porn hubs. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. You've got it. We've got to give that answer the respect it deserves. He was like, because I watch porn. I know what. No, but I watched just as much porn probably more than anybody. He probably did.
03:16:34
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I had to look it up and then as soon as I saw what it was, when you you look at can you see those fucking intake and just like 90% of it. Oh, yeah we just covered that. Well, no, my VPN set to Florida. So ah I have to say, my dude, you know, what's funny? Like you say Idaho is it's legal. It's illegal there. It's, it's the same way here. It's the same way here in Kentucky. So I have to use my VPN and go to a different real state that isn't illegal or like Mexico or some shit. Yeah, I do. Yeah. Kentucky, Kentucky is the same one so except for i make up what i what I put into Florida.
03:17:15
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I'm making up what you put in for quota. What? No, like, like you said, you have to choose your VPN for Mexico. And I, I always have my VPN on the US, mainly for work stuff. But when I watch it, it's so much better, dude. Latina's got some big asses. Oh, dude. There's a reason why I keep my little happy ass in the house because like I go to the store. I'm like, Oh,
03:17:43
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i'm going home I mean I mean I'm not saying like and okay now hold on hold on hold i'm saying i but were i don't know we are other head you you're out the edge of seats what is i mean i find I find women attractive when I see them in public but I don't fucking like Yeah. No, but like, you got to remember. Jeff is in Mexico. No, no, no, no, no. He's on a list in America. No, but here's the thing. It's just in your hands. 10,000 degrees outside. And when, when the ladies go out, they're wearing as little as possible. Mm hmm.
03:18:30
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you know, you know, there's a difference between, you know, there's a difference between appreciating and Googling right or googling, whatever it's called. Googling, googling, googling. Yeah. yeah's oogling googling googleogling that's a googleog googleogling in googling go oh your good may you been googling is the just important of I'm sorry. jeff Jeff's the guy that goes to the ball. He's like, great. I go home. for
03:19:03
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fuck just my thing just just walks through the long goes giggy gi you you quite admire up this go thank you Just like I need that man life.
03:19:19
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Jeff is on the list. Jeff is on the little list. And that list and that list rhymes with Schmexual Schmetter. And SBI has a fucking list of people who give out free kittens and candy.
03:19:34
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I believe you're the one that was like, man, I want to do that man. Like and the first thing I popped in my mind was like, Jesus Christ. Yeah. i know you know what in in it is in It's unfair. It's unfair that van life has that sort of stigma where like bands do like, I get it. I get the joke because they're, you know, the seventies and eighties, that, that was kind of a thing that happened. But like van life nowadays is like living off the, ground it doesn't have that stigma. Yeah. It doesn't have that stigma. You know what? I, I, I would say this much. Yeah.
03:20:10
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If, if, if we didn't have the kids and, and both of us had jobs where we, where we worked remotely, 100%, I'd get, do right and I would, and I would be willing to put any amount of money down and say that Nikki to be down for it, get like a small RV and just, you know, just trap. That would be, that would be.
03:20:33
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That would be the piece. I feel right. Well, it would be ideal because like Blaze and I were talking about that. It's like a couple of people. Googly moogly. Googly moogly. Do that. Do a van life and they they they live off their YouTube. You know, I mean, if if I had the money. All right, people, if you guys want to see Blaze and live the van life, fucking give me money. I'm telling you. I'm telling you.
03:21:03
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It's not even about giving you money. like yo Go to Cash App, go to Cash App, and add Glick 13. What the hell is my Cash App? Well, it's not my Cash App. I created it. Just look at it. Just look at Blaze and Blast, femur on fucking Cash App. You'll find me. I thought it was here. Oh, we have it here? I'm on Cash App now. No, no. hes The one for the show.
03:21:32
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uh click uh click click click 13 you can donate to blazes van life fund it's it will come to me it will come to you it will this is this is for the network this is the network they donate and then we'll make sure you're taking care that's a good point it is a network thing so that's a good point and Because it's gonna create content for the network, please because you're you're a part of the network So you can't just go all willy-nilly solo like oh, I'm on my own now. I don't need you guys No, but but in that in that same thing is if he goes on his own it starts makinging money he He makes sure when he's doing his vlog, he's got on the side of his band our
03:22:19
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However, however, I will say this. I would too. I would. I would put non-sensical network on the fucking side of the van. Side of the van. Fucking QR code, fucking put YouTube, whatever dude. I'll put all that shit on the van. I would too. Cause I mean, that's, I mean, it would be for the show. It'd be generating money. I might as well generate advertisement.
03:22:45
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You know, please, I mean, I'm not trying to sway you or anything, but the last guys who went solo, um, you know, they, two of them were, were killed in a dolphin attack. I'm more of a, I'm more of a, one of them, one of them one kind than one at win a solo one yeah one of them was found on his couch in his, but in his PJs.
03:23:08
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yeah The other one, they just. got absolutely destroyed in the comments tonight. So I mean, nonsensical nonsense is, is undefeated against the people who go solo against us. What up, Mandy? What up, big sis? It's Clickmas, Merry Glickmas to you. Hopefully you you you have plans for the holiday. Little Merry Glickmas. We're sharing, we're sharing the Clickmas cheer tonight.
03:23:42
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t I've taken every day. Christians stuck it. I asked Blaze this question earlier in the week, Glick, and I have a question for you. i know you're not And I asked myself this question just a minute ago before you asked me this question.
03:24:01
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Should we take a break? And I think we should take a break. Yeah, I think so. We can. We can. Maybe, maybe, maybe some people will need to make their bladder, bladder, courtesy of Blaze. That's a Blaze. please and needs to blaze with your places got hotton mouth know I I finished all the eggnog. That was like two hours ago, bro. That's still a lot of booze in two hours, man.
03:24:30
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Well, 30 proof. That's not a lot. Nevermind. You need more booze. I'm more of a stoner than a drinker. You got all them bottles. You got that. You got, you got the barbie brandy. You should drink that. I do. You know what? That's the thing I do. I do have a lot of bottles of bourbon over here, but I've had these bottles for, for well over a year too. Sometimes some more multiple years. They're aged. That just makes them better. Yeah. yeah Well, I have like I have I have a bottle of Blanton's that I want to open up for a really good occasion or when my ex mother-in-law dies. So I mean, I mean, what's OK. I was going to say what's the better. yeah say what's but
03:25:16
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I was going to say, what's a better occasion than glick than your first Glickmas, Blaze? This is your first Glickmas. We answered your question in the statement. Yeah. You know, Blaze, i'm not ah I'm not a big liquor drinker, but I'm kind of hoping our ex-mother-in-laws go at the same time so we can share that bottle. um
03:25:37
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We can share that bottle there. Actually, I think at this point, I'm probably going to pop it open when I turn 50. That's not too far away, bro. It's been like 20 minutes. It's really not. It's really not. We got to be together for your 50th birthday, man. Not together, Jeff. I know what you mean. I don't know where I'll be then, though. That's the thing.
03:26:06
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Well, you'll be in a van somewhere but she you bring a van down by the river. A van down by the river. yeah
03:26:19
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Let's figure something. Here's a big hairy fellow. You come here often. It's the woods. I live here.
03:26:33
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that live here i mark over there Hey, do you guys know what BLM land is?
03:26:43
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What? BLM land. Black Lives Matter land. No, it's not Black Lives Matter. It's beyond it's that it's it's it's publicly owned land and in the West Coast. Like you can go you can go for 30 days to park on any spot in BLM, and you're fine. Just every 30 days, you got to move.
03:27:03
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This is like that sovereign citizen bullshit. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, it's it's like it's it's public land. The state owns it and it's open to the public like it's woods and forests and all that. And you can go just camp in college or old 50 is for me in two weeks. Fuck. Yeah. So, okay. Like there's nothing wrong with 50. I'm looking forward to it.
03:27:31
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i Well, I hope you show up around your 50th birthday, so we can always show you around your birthday. and right there you got something in a while yellow plan yeah um man that all along the that's that's why That's right. So like when when you hear about the homeless problem, like on the west coast, it's it's because a lot of people homeless go out to the west coast because there's so much free land just to live on.
03:27:57
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And then, but they go into cities because they need like shit. So it happens. They need to, they go into the city because they got a shit. No. And then he like groceries or whatnot, but all because they run that all because you you can't grow crack out in the woods, guys, it doesn't work like that don don't grow on trees.
03:28:23
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that
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Anyways, we're gonna take a break. We got more Christmas music from our good friends over at the Southern Outlaws Band. Arliss was here earlier tonight. Shout out to those guys. They got a lot of stuff coming up, man. They're they're busy guys. We love them. They're a part of the family. They welcomed my big dumbass into their family and they're awesome. So here's a little here's a little Southern Outlaws Christmas. I don't know which one it is because I didn't label it.
03:28:50
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I'm going to go out on a limb and uh, I'm going to say, I'm going to say little drummer boy. It's like, it's like the mystery. fuck well you guys gonna yeah what what ah One the songs that I wanted, and I wanted to address this with Arliss earlier tonight, but unfortunately he had the internet issues and stuff like that. But there's another song with a Questionable title, but nonetheless, I'm thinking this is drummer boy. I could be wrong
03:32:47
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I fucking nailed it. I fucking nailed it. It was a little drummer boy. Why do you it? Why does it look like you're having trouble sitting down in your chair? I'm not. I'm not. Here's what Conner's mom gets. She gets the old. Take this dick. Take this shit. Take this dick.
03:33:11
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but admittedry i this So, I was out there talking to Nicky. Oh, I lost my slippers and now my feetsies are cold. I found them. Rum pum pum. Rum pum rum rum. I found my slippers. No, I was out there talking to Nicky and as I came in, I was like, I got a piss and then the song was ending. So, I gotta do this real quick. Shut up, Mandy, you're old.
03:33:41
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yeah Oh, she said bite me, Glick. I haven't had my shots. What about the nonsense, everybody? Yeah. How are you guys doing? It's our it's our very merry Glickmas special.
03:34:01
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Gotcha. Very, very merry Glickmas. We wish you a merry Glickmas. We wish you a merry Glickmas. Sounds like an STD you get from an elf.
03:34:13
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Yeah, right. and and el big Or gnome.
03:34:19
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Crap, he jokes on you. I've been jolly St. Glick all these years and Jeff's one of my elves. What's up? I live in a bad. And when you've been a bad boy or girl, I send Jeffrey the elf and he gives you an STD. Jeff's are little gnomey.
03:34:39
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presented but You're a walking pharmacist what was that what was that what was i el That wanted to be a dentist in that in that Rudolph the red there's what was his name Hermes. Oh shit. That's our else name Yeah, listen, her yeah we have blazes blazes are Hermes Her he was like I want to be more than an elf. I want to be a stoner. I want to be a herbalist
03:35:10
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but I'm good old jolly Santa Glick over here. Welcome back to musical nonsense. Welcome go back to classical nonsense everybody. Hopefully you guys have had an awesome fucking week and hopefully if you're hanging out and you're watching us live, you're enjoying what we're doing here. We're having fun. We're having a good time like we always do. Don't forget it is the open door challenge. DJ Jeff, drop that link one time for me. DJ Jeff, do you say jizzy Jeff?
03:35:39
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DJ Jizzy, DJ Dusty Spunk, drop that blink one time.
03:35:49
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like as an old We had a whole conversation about there's this chick on TikTok and you send her your spunk and she dries it out and it makes pearls out of it.
03:36:01
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Yeah. She makes, she makes jewelry, jewelry, jewelry, much like the the other chicken picked your cubes in terms of the rings. You can make jewelry for your Yeah.
03:36:15
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yeah
03:36:18
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just weird Anyways, welcome back to the Saturday night. We're acting up. We're acting a fool. We we did told you y'all already know what happens on Saturday night. and If you need to it, well, welcome and don't be shy. Hit that chatters box or hit that link and come say hello. Jeff is not up to date on his shots just so you know. Blaze, bra Blaze is very friendly and It's just funny because the reason why I was worried about drinking tonight is for the most of the day, I've been, I was pretty fucking aggro, dude. Like every, every little thing was pissing me off. Like I was pulling in a wall. Like I was pulling in a wall.
03:37:01
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to to go into the pharmacy. I'm going creeping through the **** parking lot like 10 miles an hour and this **** wants to back out almost into me. I'm laying on my horn and she's stopping. She's looking at me puzzled like what is going on? I'm sitting there like, what the **** is wrong with your It's like, it's like, you just laze this so don't look like the road range type buddy But Blaze is very mid today. He's mid. He's mid, bruh. He's mid. If somebody slammed into Blaze's car, he'd be like, bummer, man. Dude, you're really not off-par, so my car has a- Can you almost clean up a woman in sheets?
03:37:48
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So my i was in I was in a fender bender in my car. i got It got repaired. and like i literally to me The week after, I'm driving through the Taco parking talkco about parking lot. This was in Oregon, right? And I'm driving through, same thing as today, I'm creeping through. This dude backs out in his truck and dings my car.
03:38:06
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And I get out, I'm like, dude, come on, man, what the hell? He's like, you should have been paying attention. Bro, you were backing out of the goddamn barges, but I had the right one. And this dude was about to get heated. His wife was in the passenger seat. She got out, walked around, looked at him and be like, you're in the wrong. She was an insurance agent. So she knew, she knew.
03:38:32
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She knew he fucked up. And he apologized. I'm sorry, was like as a car guy. And I was like, hold on. I was like, he apologized. I was like, all right, cool. All right, let's go about our day.
03:38:44
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like That's it. As a car guy, if you hit my car with anything, it's death. I don't fucking start to burn. Mistakes happen. I don't mind. me No, I get it. I get it. What I don't like is when somebody causes an accident and they want to get out and play like they are the victim. like oh yeah Somehow them fucking up is my fucking fault. And that's when I absolutely lose my shit. Yeah.
03:39:14
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ah Yeah. please yeah blaze is Blaze does not have the skippity riz. I don't. The skippity toy. I'm Also, Blaze, you almost beat up a woman in front of her kid in a gas station parking lot. I'm not a people pleaser. I'm not a people pleaser. I mean, I'm just saying, Blaze, you told the story how you almost beat up a woman in front of her kid in a gas station parking lot.
03:39:41
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after she almost hit you in the throat. That was a Dairy Queen parking lot. And I almost, like I called her out because she threatened to shoot me because I was using my free speech.
03:39:54
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She didn't listen here woman. I'll give you a little if you don't mind your to i she didnt she didn all rights ah speech She didn't like that I used to crosswalk and when I fucking called her shit out She fucking got all huffy and puffy and I flipped her off and she's like I got my kid in the car I said bitch. I don't give a fuck. she's like who yeah and She's like this is how people get shot and And I'm like, bitch, did you just fucking threaten me? We're fucking over my speech. And she put her head down. Play this game. And then Blaze walked up to our window and and then Blaze walked up to the window and went, what? What for, bitch? A gun in my face. A gun in my face is nothing new to me. It's not going to scare me.
03:40:42
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him but like one much like that bla said bitch you know i little jumpmmer boy wow ruer po palm I don't even like I don't even have to like like get it like physically ah get get aggressive with somebody I just use my words and make them look stupid not right now because I'm drunk and stoned almost no but honestly with 90% of people that's not hard to make them look stupid, especially if they're in the wrong. It's true. It's very true. However, like the one thing I can't, I don't know why, but I can't watch it because it just pisses me off. If I watch those Karen videos on TikTok or YouTube or something like that, where like Karen's getting owned or Karen's losing their mind. Oh dude, I get so, I can't get angry.
03:41:33
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Like I will knock you the fuck. it I'm like, dude, what are you doing? You're watching. to take I see. you I see you now there was there was there was a there was a. I wish I motherfucker would. I see the video. I see the video. There was a lesbian couple. They were like a shoe store, pay less shoes or some shit. This fucking Karen was. Yeah, baby, baby, baby, baby, be but running her mouth, running her mouth, running her mouth to the woman in the relationship. And then she put her hands on the woman.
03:42:01
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Well, the woman's wife or girlfriend or whatever, who was clearly very butch, was like, oh, game on. And stepped up and the woman tried to like, tried to start backing away and and the the the the the butch lesbian, she was just like, boom, and put hands on her. Like she was a preacher, heing healing some shit.
03:42:25
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and fucking show this room she shove this She this This Karen went about four feet back through the air, hit the ground and started to say something. And and I would just say the husband of the relationship was like, what? Get up. And she would not get up. She was like, you could talk shit to You talk shit to her, but you won't talk shit to me. Get the fuck up. And this was like an older white lesbian couple, too. And I was just like, get in the white lesbian granny, Peter.
03:43:05
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No, but but they get those videos get you fucking half. You're like, I would knock that bitch the fuck out. the one that drives me nuts there's a guy he's driving through a parking lot and this bitch opens his door to yell at him because he's quote unquote going the he's going the right way but she's like you're going the wrong way you open my door I'm gonna shoot you yeah did you hear know what happened in Florida recently fuck okay know so this cop this cop pulls a dude over for fucking riding the red light
03:43:36
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Um, and he, when she walked up to the window, he as a good citizen said, Hey, I do have a gun. So, you know, and and and and it's, it's legally allowed for a cop to ask then for the person to get out.
03:43:53
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Cool. Now there's some, there is some debate about if a cop should unarm a person, if they're legally caring and they're not a criminal for it, but she went ahead and tried to unarm him. Well, it's a, it's an inside holster in his waistband. She went to go pull it out, fucking actually fired the weapon into the dude. Yeah. shit Yeah. So, so this is, where you should know better this, this just happened. the This just happened the other day. There hasn't been a lot more. There hasn't been a lot released. So there's more information coming out, but um like yeah yeah, we made it. We made an oopsie. You know, you made an oopsie. one boy but spot get paid you don know you know it And you know what's fucked up is when the, I'm sorry, Glick, when, when the you know go chief of police, when the chief of police was talking about the incident, he made sure he, he specifically said, we will still be charging the guy for running the red light. um I'm sorry. But if you, if you actually shoot a guy during a traffic stop, like you give it away, you give that one away, you just give it away.
03:45:04
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is that that give it a warning yeah and even no irash that one off the Well, however, it wouldn't have been an incident if he wanted to run the stop sign. Maybe it would have been an incident if she would have respected his fourth man or right not since his property. Maybe it wouldn't have been an issue if she didn't shoot his dick off.
03:45:28
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I mean, you can give me a ticket for running a goddamn stop sign, but, uh, yeah, I'm sorry. If you're going to disarm somebody, if you're going to disarm somebody.
03:45:42
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here Also, also good on you for, for being able to find it. Cause it's small. I mean, that's, that's a hell of a lady. definite what fucking sharpshhoter there maybe Yeah. I bet you could fucking pick off a ISIS member from three miles away. In Ohio. So in Ohio, we've always been, Ohio has been much like Texas has always been an open carry state. You can open carry. Yeah. yeah Uh, but, uh, was it last, uh, two years ago, uh, like we're coming up on two years, uh, in June or July, ah Ohio is a permitless concealed carry state now. Right. You don't have to have the, the, the concealed carry license. yeah i havent concealed carry not man yes so right Well, if you're a felon, you can't own a gun. What's up, dead blue viper. How are you doing, man? Well, sometimes that's a way for some people.
03:46:42
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Follow for following. I dropped that follow. And as long as you got some content, we'll absolutely well absolutely make sure we follow you back, brother. 100%. Absolutely. um yeah If you want, come on up. You can talk about your screen. Yeah. Yeah, you can tell us about your screen. But one of one of the things in that law and when they passed it is,
03:47:00
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You know, before when you, when you had your CDL license, if you got pulled over, you had to tell the cop, Hey, just so you know, I have a firearm on me. I have a concealed carry. Uh, I have my, you know, blah, blah, blah. yeah have to show broke conceal carriage you don't have to now in the state of ohio You don't have to inform the police that you either are carrying and, or have a firearm in your vehicle. and And, and when, when this law was being passed.
03:47:27
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I had a ah lot of questions, you know, for somebody that I was talking, you know, I had a asking for a friend but again, again. Well, again, I know things, a little insider information. You know what I mean? Jeff, you know, I'm talking about. I had somebody on the inside and and it was mind boggling to me because me as, as a gun owner and as somebody who
03:47:53
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I don't I don't carry as much as I used to for for a reason Uh, but once that reason goes away, then I will be back to carrying per normal But me as a fucking human being with common sense in my head if I get pulled over I want to say hey just so you know I do have a firearm on me or in my weapon because you know, I don't want them to you know, like I don't want them to feel some sort of way if if I get out of the car and all of a sudden I get out of the car and they see the the the handle of my gun, you know, or, you know, like, I want to make sure everybody. Well, yeah, people tend to get tense. Yeah. Yeah. But yeah, higher I used to, own a gun I got rid of it. I don't I, I used to carry all the time. i police officer shoot dick on No, no, I realized that that's why he's communist. No, I realize that.
03:48:47
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I don't need to like go out in public in fear and have to fucking carry a weapon. I'm just like, okay. Yeah, no, i know mine wasn't necessarily... like i don't know i know' not I'm not ever in... I mean, look at me. I'm a god.
03:49:01
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i yeah
03:49:12
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Mind your business, Mandy. Mind your business. Six feet. Lots of cement and some lime. You're good. Just say semen. Lots of semen and lime. Cement. Cement. No, no, no. You don't want semen. Wait minute. I want to say it, please. Is that what I'm doing wrong? I'm not going down there and jerking off on my body. That's it. That's it. That's right there. In order to conceal the body, you must jerk off on it three times a day.
03:49:40
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for a month. That's a lot of jerking. on rising consistency is yeah like i don't i don't i don't carry i i don't carry I don't carry my gun out of fear. I carry my gun out of intimidation.
03:49:59
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I don't know why. See, I don't I don't feel like I need to go out and intimidate anybody. I feel like I just my. Yeah, II got I got I got dual six shooters like I'm **** Wyatt Earp and then I got a Tommy gun that I also carry.
03:50:18
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yeah It's a
03:50:22
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but
03:50:28
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i follow you Appreciate a follow-up. Okay. Yeah we'll get right on Yeah, like I said, all oh I got it. I got your notification. I check out your page man. I hope you got some content let me see I would love to see I don't on the old Twitter risky. I'm not long But i'm gonna look at it right now but i will tomorrow and and I'll follow you man. Have you got some content? I want to see what you're doing, with man Do appreciate to follow definitely
03:50:55
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and this is fuck I'm like I'm like Will Ferrell. What is that? Who was that old school where they tranked Will Ferrell? Yeah. No, it was rampa pump bu was it old school. Because he shoots himself with a dark gun. Yeah, and he's like buying.
03:51:20
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even murder Oh.
03:51:34
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No, I got that goddamn. It is old school. It is old school. Thanks a lot. Southern outlaws man, sons of anarchy, as I called them almost on stage.
03:51:46
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ah
03:51:50
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Oh, so nervous. I got it. Yeah, man. Uh, uh, shit. I can't remember the drummer's name. but Um, yeah, he killed it on that song, man. yeah
03:52:08
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So earlier, before we had to break, I was going to ask you a question. like with the And I already asked, I already asked Blaise. Oh my gosh. So many questions today, Jeff. When are you going to stop asking me questions?
03:52:22
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hey
03:52:25
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I know you're not, I know you're not, I know you're not a accessorize my vehicle kind of guy. Just because I'm a dog. I think I found a pair of rims. End all be all man. I think I found a set of rims for your vehicle. Would you put these on your vehicle? Oh my God, this guy. Look at your screen. Would you put those rims on your fucking car? No. Those are fucking so cool.
03:52:52
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I want to wrap your car in Miller Lite wrap. I don't know if you're still here but you're you're playing a little Marvel rivals. Okay, I see you. What's he playing? He's playing the new Marvel rivals. My son plays that. Okay. I tried to play it today and then I realized that it was way too much work. Oh, you're Canadian too. Look, man. Look, look, you're asking a lot for me. You're asking a lot for me. You're asking a lot. I already, I already oh ah hold on a second I'm logging into my Twitch account that I haven't logged into years. There you go, bro. I got you. I got you, bro. There you go. We're number 94, man. I got you, bro. He's playing a little Marvel Rivals. All right, I see you, bro. Let me drop a message on you. I don't know what that game is. I see you, bro. We got you, man. Oh, wow. Juggles 4 is off. What? There you go. We got you back. Oh, yeah. No, that game looks like it's very difficult.
03:53:51
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Nice one. Oh, dude, it like it looks so much fun, but there's a little but ah cash plays it. and He's having a ball with all cash is loving it. he's He's having a ball with him and he's got his back. Dude, I so i saw this one get one game a while back and I think it's an older game, but it's basically a moral combat with with Marvel versus DC.
03:54:13
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Oh, let's cap on and was yeah, Yeah, it was so much fun. There, I just followed. You should be the blazing blast or the nonsense going on. And then there we go. Blazing blast. What's up? there Did you follow us, please? Or did you follow him? I followed him. I think I already followed you guys. I think I blocked you. That's possible. Did you really? Yeah.
03:54:43
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not places like this my my invites me onto the network and blocks my blaze is like i'm going to block the nonsensible network ah ha to getzs blocked but of fucking perch i am following you guys on it i am following this on twitch was that you guys dude you're part of the network
03:55:15
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Oh, that's hilarious. Kiss my Blanco.
03:55:24
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Wait a minute. yeah We got an inception going on in here. We got Blaze. Hey, we got you bro. Hey, we we got you deadly viper. Appreciate it. You're playing a little, a little Mortal Kombat or not Mortal Kombat, Marvel Rivals.
03:55:44
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My son's playing that. I tried to play it today and I'm like, fuck it. I'm just going back to Call of Duty. All right. So, so, so Jeff. Yeah. I, I, I, I, I, I did something bad Thursday night. What'd you do? He licked his first butthole.
03:56:09
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God, no, I'm so proud. I'm so proud. Yeah, Jeff would be like, finally.
03:56:18
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Welcome to the club, new Doug Club. Well, you know how I feel about the UK and Canadians? All right. All right. Oh, he's a cod player, too, dude. There you go. Oh, OK. All right. Let's i'll do this. Let's try to link some cod together.
03:56:39
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you Yeah. Uh, what is my, uh, I think, I think my, I think, I think I'm the, ah what, uh, what platform are you on? What platform are you on?
03:56:52
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Uh, but, uh, you know, how I feel about the UK and British people and Canadians and Canada. Yeah. You have a weird hatred for them for no reason. Well.
03:57:10
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Actually, as I say this, I'm gonna send him a link. My guest Thursday night. Yeah. You have a guest Thursday night? I had a guest Thursday night. Mm. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Holy rollers. Mm. The season. Oh, no. Not rollers. No, whatever. What did I call? Holyoke. Holyoke. I was close. I was close.
03:57:39
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I wrote it down on the spreadsheet. I just don't have the spreadsheet. Yohan. Yohan. Not only is he British, he's Canadian or he lives in Canada. Oh. totally I told you. Double whammy. I said I'm pulling a double whammy right here. Yeah, what are you going to do?
03:58:03
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What are you going to do when we come rumbling after for you? Brother. but Brother.
03:58:13
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yeah I'm going to send him a link. But, but then he was awesome. And he really, he was a cool fucking dude. Uh, blazes in the chat for a minute. Uh, oh no, I'm sorry. i little live back i got circle with i have people pick
03:58:35
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We tried talking shit, but now he was cool dude and but I told him I told him I said just so you know, I'm breaking Two very big rules. So since you're British or English or whatever and you're in Canada He's like what's wrong with that? I said a lot. What's not wrong with it, buddy? What's not wrong with it, buddy? What would make it worse is if he was moving to Boston.
03:58:59
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Yeah, we talked about that. we talked about es floating We talked about accents and how gross accents are. What up wicked zom? Boobs. Nice.
03:59:12
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mean that's it that's ah That's an appropriate response. but Nice. Every every every every time Nikki shakes her shirt off in front of me, I go, babies.
03:59:28
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and she's like, I'm like, yeah, but you do it all the time. I care for 400 years of boobies. Boobies. Nice. welcome to Welcome to the inside of a man. oh yeah We're not very complicated boobies. boobies. You know, they say you've seen one, you've seen them all, but that doesn't stop me from wanting to see more. I'm just saying.
03:59:57
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Well, yeah. Yeah. Rodney ka said it well i said it and said it and said it best, you know, when he sang that song show them to me, you know, show them to me. dear them Yeah, man. That's great song. That's a great song.
04:00:13
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It's a good song. i love ro yeah what happened to roney character Oh, dude, he got divorced and he got fat as fuck dude true yeah worst No, dude when he got divorced his next special the dude was double his size I'm trying to get a Rodney. king And he said, he said in the, in the, in the standup, he said, he says, yeah, I know I'm fat, but I don't have anybody in my house telling me not to eat that extra piece of chocolate cake. It's a good point. I was like, you know, what fair enough. I get it. yeah But yeah, dude, he, I've seen this guy, but I don't remember any of his standup. He's fucking live at the majestic is one of his best.
04:01:00
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ah Yeah. But you're right. He did get fat. there riers yeah There's nothing wrong with getting a little bit. No, but he's like unne unrecognizably fat. Fair. Like, let's see what and see if he's on. bri Rodney Carrick in his prime. If he walks by me, I'm like, Holy shit. No, no, no, no, nothing's wrong. He's going to be here. He's going to be here in fucking Louisville on the March 15th. Is he going to be in Ohio any time soon?
04:01:30
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Oh, I didn't scroll. Hold on. Yeah. Let me check. Yeah. Yeah. Boobs are, boobs are like Pringles. Yeah. once you is the press one Yeah. No, he's like, no, he's pretty much **** Ohio. Well, **** Rodney. Yeah, he's pretty much **** sort of go to michigan not not oh you can do that you watch that. I've heard that song Dear Penis. I I'm familiar. I have. heard da penis Yeah, he's having a conversation with his penis. Yeah. i a Penis. Well, once you see one pair of boobs, you have to compare all pairs of boobs just to find the right pair of boobs. they're all Doesn't matter. They're really long.
04:02:22
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Roddy Carrington, he says. Dude, matter of fact, he's gonna be coming back to you. He's got 13 kids. Six times. What? Yeah, this dude's like, fuck Ohio. Right, he's got 13 kids? No, he says in the song, even if you got 13 kids and you think they look deflated. Dear penis, I don't think I like you i like you anymore.
04:02:53
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You used to watch me shave. You're not you're not tight penis in the thing and it not show up. time we you we are like peus it' an al va virginia va like i had tricks on baus greatestus venus but Yeah, Boys have yeah boys have penises. Girls have the diamonds.
04:03:21
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and unless it's 2020 and four because girls have penises now. ah din of giant of din but mag Oh dear penis. I think i like you.
04:03:35
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now he's things I want to hear. I want to hear a woman. It used to be you and me. ah paper cow and a dirty male la and it I want to hear. I want to hear a female country singer sing Dear Cooter and uh I'm in.
04:03:54
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you ka fucking kid i like you anymore and You used to be Roddy Carrington. He does that song. Roddy Carrington does that one song. It's a 12 inch thing. It doesn't roses in a pickup truck. He's like, he gets the whole crowd to sing. It's so genius. He's like, now lady your time thing yeah, he's, you know what? You gotta admit the dude can sing really well from the look from the living room. No, I don't.
04:04:31
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but We're singing Rodney Carrington songs it's just from the living room. No, I don't. Well, you should. That's the problem. Yeah. Well, there's a problem right there. as Rodney Carrington once said, show them to me. You love your country. That's how he ends the song. If you love your country,
04:04:55
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show they to me show them remain in christmas my father gave to me twelve hairyies the wicked zo here tune they you cutter I think I like you anymore. You used to be nice and tight and now you sound like a bottle in the wind that
04:05:26
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It's like an air horn. We're all doing it.
04:05:37
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Gooder than bitches. Clearing the bitch behind it.
04:05:54
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Oh, that was amazing. We had that. hungry or higher. I'm looking a whole lot better without a sweater. Oh, Nikki can say maybe I'm saying what? The cooter, dear cooter, dear, dear, baby. We're right in the country song and you gotta to sing it. It's the female's version of Rodney Carrington's dear penis and it's called de cuter
04:06:25
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She shot us down. She said, no.
04:06:31
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It comes with a bottle of vodka. you know comes with a auto miss guy no clearly but yes ah you more single It comes with a sluts.
04:06:48
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good and no It could go viral and you become famous. I'm just playing. It's not going to become rich and famous. You could be the next talk to a girl. **** it. I'll do it. I'll do it.
04:07:07
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I'll do it. I'll do it. Let's write. Let's write the lyrics. I can. I can be like. Hey, Kooter. Fucking Bitcoin. Fucking. Oh, you know, that's a. but second sing yeah you You know, has a bitch voice that can sing it for us. That guy that hosts another shot podcast. He sounds like a bro. He can sing it.
04:07:29
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yeah
04:07:36
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yeah like i got hallway that man, man. I'm just old i I keep sitting on them. What a bunch of douche nozzles. It's dear penis. I don't think I find that saying so weird.
04:08:00
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do nozzle just not bad no you gotta to be the nozzle but done. Man, he said done. Lyrics. Sasquatch sings the cooter. There you go. Or do I sing to the cooter? It's his mating call. That's where he just nailed down in front of Nick. He was like, dear cooter. You knew it all swabbed like your question. You know what? I don't understand this with my big boy voice. I'm going to say this with my big boy voice. My man voice. Really? He loves when I sing to the cooter.
04:08:37
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Did he, did he collapsed in court after hearing his symptoms? Well, hold on a second. Is this, is this like true thing? Whatever. Cause he'll take you work to work. It's like your word for that. um red that Did he get his sentence? What is Diddy's sentence? I'm curious now.
04:09:01
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I think they need to release who was at the bar or like who's but I think they need to I think they need to release the Epstein fucking logs. I agree. functions He's gonna do it. No, he said actually he flocked on that like the moment he said that he flocked on he's like, well, maybe some of it. There's some there's some things in there that that that isn't truly true or some shit. like that Like he, i'm sorry if you went to helen youre come like the moment he said he was going to release, release it the second after he waffled on that, that block. Yeah. because Because when they show that on like Fox news, they don't show like what he said, like immediately after it's so weird. I watched that entire interview. He didn't flop on it.
04:09:54
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He did. cause he he He also said he was going to release the JFK. No, he said, yeah, he he says, yes, I'll release the JFK files or did mostly of it. And his last is what he said. And then when they asked about the FC, he's like, yeah, release those. Then he's like, well, okay, maybe not all of it or some shit like that. Like he waffled the moment he fucking released it all. Yeah. i we listen to it ah But did he come as facing life in prison? I don't think they actually sentenced him yet.
COVID-19 and Media Skepticism
04:10:24
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No, I was gonna say they're they're they're not even fully way through the trial Well, that's what I get for fucking clicking on clickbait Yeah, I could have told you that You can't I mean everything's fucking clickbait now. Well, that's why I double checked it after how to make them scared Gotta make them scared. It comes to the morning. It could kill you. You know good Fuck around a found out COVID you guys scared
04:10:52
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Dude, supposedly there's supposed to be going to be another lockdown. I wasn't scared of COVID. i was scared I was scared of stupid people. There is no lockdown because of the and the avian flu. no i'm not I'm not saying that it's going to happen, but that's what people are talking about. so california california so California declared a state of emergency because of the avian flu virus.
04:11:16
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that doesn't mean he's going to lock down and tell people put on how that works. It's a different type of hi it means that they get to get extra regulatory on businesses that that that provide us public with fucking chickens and shit to make sure we don't die. That's that's all that really is or you can ask for extra money for the federal government because it's a state. it's yeah wait You need everything on the internet is everything on the internet's true.
04:11:45
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Especially the shit that comes out of my mouth. Yes, Tony D. Not everything on the internet is true Well, I was i was scrolling i was growinging I was going to YouTube with who's yes Jeff not everything on the internet is true I saw the tik-tok who was on the fucking giant for real fucking So if you go on YouTube and press on live, like we're like number one and then CNN and Saturday nightlife monologue and Prince was the right about Diddy. What is
Drone Sightings and Conspiracies
04:12:23
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that? Slippery life from all this. Beat out CNN and with our three live viewers just and nobody watches this on YouTube. Maybe it's based on your algorithm. this speak so my Because at all honestly, we don't show up on my YouTube.
04:12:39
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i got i was gonna say i' I'm logged on to an old YouTube account that I haven't used in years and I have, I subscribe to one person now and it's, it's you guys. Yeah. Yeah. We need to change the name of and this episode to call it Dear Cooter. Dear Cooter. Merry Christmas, Dear Cooter.
04:13:10
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So you guys have heard about this fucking drone shit going on. Oh, yeah. What do you guys suppose? I actually heard nuclear waste and they're searching for it.
04:13:29
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Some of these sightings were like around an airport. So there's just lights in the sky and airplanes coming in. And then another one was some some senator or congressperson looked at the drones and it was Orion's bell. Orion's bell.
04:13:48
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oh oh so highly And then it all of a sudden I hear all these fucking like made up stories about what's going on with these drones and we're being attacked or some bullshit. I'm like, what is going on? What is going on with this mass hysteria? Oh, I like that. The Cooter Chronicles. ah fucking ding cuter chronicle coter chronicle gi gi gigginy I in. Giggity giggity.
04:14:20
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yeah you It's a memoir of Jeff's sex sex exploration endeavors. It's like a week before. It's one chapter. It's one chapter. When he lost his virginity. Story closed. Damn it. I don't, I don't know. I don't like.
04:15:12
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New Jersey cops found one of the drones because it fell. And it was, it was like three feet across. yeah i can find Yeah. Like there's been people saying there's drones the size of cars. There's no fucking drone was the size of cars. Not, not available to the public. That's for damn i' sure. ah right New Jersey cops find big drone.
04:15:39
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I saw the picture the other day. I'm flying over New Jersey and across the East. These are the ones they've been sighted in here and before long. I don't know if it's going to be after the show or before the show ends. I'm going to be dropping a big drone on. There is videos of New Jersey cop fight. Oh, there's video. Let's see this video. Yeah.
04:16:01
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Yeah, show us the video. Yeah, there's a guy talking behind a podium. There's a guy talking behind a podium, podium, podium, and podium, podium, podium, Oh, look, there's no pictures of a drone. Just some dude claiming that. No, no. i saw I saw a picture of the cops on the drone. It was like three feet across.
04:16:22
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But what does that mean? Like, what? I don't think it means anything. Exactly. Yeah, exactly. You know, the thing is, is like, there was a guy talking about it on on the internet the other day where he's like, he was quote unquote a drone expert. He's been flying drones since, you know, they became a thing. And he's like, and he was talking about how these things are hovering for a few hours. And he's like, I can only get about 45 minutes.
04:16:49
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And I'm like, yeah, because you don't have a, a, a, a, it's not, it's not, it's not that it's just, it's just ridiculous fucking stories though. Okay. Okay. All right. Here is a personal experience. All right. When I lived in Phoenix, I had, I had moved there. I had lived there for like a month.
04:17:10
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And I met this one dude, we were became really good friends. And one night- Oh, sorry, it was New York, and by the way. i was so i was i was out I was out on the balcony, of like right from my apartment, sitting out, been drinking and smoking some weed. And in the distance, I see different color lights fucking floating around in the middle of Phoenix. I'm like, what the fuck is this shit?
04:17:29
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You know, it did look like quote unquote UFOs. I mean, technically it was to my perspective because they were unidentified, they were flying and there were objects. So I call my home that's lived in Phoenix for years. I was like, hey, Brian, man, what the fuck's up with these lights? Am I seeing shit? He's like, no, this is the time of year that over by the university, they get in the field and they fly kites with lights and shit.
04:17:53
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So there's this kite flying competition at night and they use lights on their kites. So it looks like a bunch of shit flying around. That's all it was. Simple explanation. Simple explanation. Well, yeah, to be honest, usually it's, it's, it's a real Occam's razor kind of thing. Yeah, I guess it's, it's just, but wait, there's an explanation for it. But if you don't know the explanation for you, for somebody to jump to a conclusion,
04:18:22
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That's that doesn't okay. It's a big drone. That's nothing out of the apparently found that says so. New York City looks like a drone amidst spare of sightings and try stay area, but this one can be explained. But that picture looks hokey as fuck.
04:18:43
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That's because I had to zoom out because it was so big on the website So yeah, sin or sin i'll send you the the send me i'll send you like new york it just looks hokey so yeah this is from the New York Post if if that is a real drone it looks like a homemade drone It does. It doesn't look like, you know, like I said, it's not one that you buy at fucking Radio Shack. Let's be
Holiday Stories and Drone Reactions
04:19:11
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honest. Oh, geez. The New York Post. Let's see what we got.
04:19:23
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But yeah, I mean, that's ah that's a big ass fucking drone. NYPD discovers, oh, goddamn fucking pop-ups. I hate this one. I know. and NYPD discovers massive drone amid spells inside of the Tri-State area. But this one is explained. So because this one was found and can be explained, that doesn't mean all the other ones are somehow nefarious or... aliens or enemies. People get scared over just not knowing things. I don't know. Well, once again, it's it's kind of what we were talking about yesterday when we were talking about Scrooge. ah It's... The fear of the unknown. Everybody's scared and they start clicking on everything. Like I said, I'm more of a... No.
04:20:12
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no I'm more of a, you know what, let the drone show up over my house. And when I shoot it down. You can't shoot it down. drones down. Okay.
04:20:25
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The recovered drone illegal found abandoned, found abandoned in Brooklyn Navy Yard, measures more than five feet in diameter, and was manufactured by a sustainable energy company called Amaji. Sources say. Well, you know what? It's probably just some like test product they're doing. That is the size of a car. Oh, that's it. That is about the size of a car for Jeff. That's the thing. That's the size of a car.
04:20:55
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i mean i mean i mean it's the size of a park Yeah, true. I'm just saying. I just think people get fucking absolutely fucking over stimulated by shit. They don't know. I don't know. I'm scared, which don't get me wrong. There's like a perfectly natural instinctual action us humans have this fucking show. But I think at one point in time that that you have to like, also okay. I solved it. I just solved the drone mystery all the way from Cancun. It's it's actually super simple and and there's a company that makes this.
04:21:45
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Lift the helicopter. That's it. That's a flying. That's what they are. Yeah. That's a hell of a show. It's an SUV. If we had legit flying cars right now being tested, we probably. It's a single passenger car size autonomous drone of the future. Yeah. This is from car and driver. Yeah, it's concept vehicles. Maybe they're just finally built a couple of them. It's possible that those things are being tested somewhere for testing purposes. That picture, that picture is from 2016. Okay. Yeah.
04:22:23
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so So and they've had 184 test pilots. It's called the E-184.
04:22:33
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People freak out over shit. They don't know. They just want to fuck in jump to weird conclusions. That's all it is. It's like that. it's ah It's like the it's like that snowman video we watched last night with the tin foil hat. Yeah.
04:22:48
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which I laugh my ass off of that tin foil hat one. I see if I can't find it. I don't think, I don't think Glitch should be still there. are you telling it might It's, it's, it's on their own nonsense and chill. I'd have to switch over. I already switched over. I see that. Go ahead and play it.
04:23:16
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I suppose it all started with the snow. It was the feist snow of the season, and as any child will tell you, there's a sight and magic to that
04:23:37
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This snowman looks great, Karen. Thanks, but it's missing one last thing. Happy birthday! Oh wow! A talking snowman! That's amazing! Thank you kids so much for bringing me to life today. I can't wait to be best friends with you forever. Hmm. I actually don't like the way that hat looks. Yeah, same. If you say so. I'm just happy to do whatever you- Whoa. Did I do that?
04:24:10
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Happy birthday. Weird. Things went all dark there for a minute. Happy birthday. Gosh, there it was again. I what? I went up, dipshits. Frosty's in the house. Who wants to do like 12 whippets then fuck up a Walgreens?
04:24:34
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You kids sure are fun to play with. Hold on, I've got an idea. Happy birthday! Hap, hap, hap, hap, hap, hap, hap, hap, hap, hap, hap, hap, hap. Happy birthday. You're a genius. Hey kids, I don't know how much more I can take of this. Uh, yeah kids, that's why I think the Packers are gonna take it all the way to the end this year. You know, they just gotta buckle down and hustle when they, uh... Hey kids, come here.
04:25:10
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Closer. Closer. You want to hear the truth? You want to hear the real truth? Everything you learned in school is bullshit.
Pop Culture and Social Media Trends
04:25:20
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The Earth is flat. NASA has been lying to you for years. We're all living on a disk protected by a 300 foot ice wall. And the government!
04:25:30
Speaker
While I do declare children, it is ever so cold out here today. But I just can't wait for Daddy to come home for the war for Christmas. He said he's bringing us more presents than we could ever imagine. What's this? A letter? In my bonnet? From the army? Daddy's not coming back? He got blown to pieces? In the war? Oh no, Daddy! Are there any hats left in there? Just this red one.
04:26:01
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Wait, no, not that one! Mr. President Trump is a salvation that this country needs. And Pizzagate was a never disproven. Killery and the rest of the Democrat snowflakes were in a child's sex slavering from the back of a pizza shop. And this is something that all of us Trump supporters actually believe. Look it up! Look it up!
04:26:25
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Happy birthday.
04:26:31
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What are you kids doing to me? I don't know who I am. I don't even know what life was until 10 minutes ago and now all I want to do is die. What? Oh wow. Please, please, just take this hat off. I can't do this anymore. Just take off the the hat. Okay, okay. Are you sure you want to do this? Yes.
04:27:02
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Okay. Here it goes. One. Two. Happy birthday. Three.
04:27:13
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Whoa. but That was intense. Karen, I think we've learned a very important lesson here today about the value of life and how it's not up to us to play God. Yeah. Hey, wanna go push Santa off the roof so our dad has to become the new Santa? Yup.
04:27:41
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school first thing most kids are dead
04:27:46
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they had no problem taking off the hat All those other times with the last time they're like, oh my god, dude, that was some external stupid and stupid and panicky This is true. Very true, Mandy
04:28:04
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I'm just saying I'm thinking, I'm thinking it's that single pass your helicopter thing. People are saying they're big. That's pretty big. I want one.
04:28:20
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Good. Did I ever tell you why I don't drink Miller Lite?
04:28:26
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because you're drinking that non-american shit you communist pig oh No, but there wasn't an alcoholic IP I was gonna try tonight until they forgot about it I Am thirsty I should go. No, I don't I didn't know yeah I didn't know that there was a I didn't know that there was a, I didn't know you had an issue with Miller Lite. I didn't, what did they do? Show us on the door where they touched you. Oh no, I don't have like a big issue. No, I uh. This was this was a long time ago. I I was at a bar. I was talking, I was talking to this dude next to me. Just shooting the **** about whatever and turns out that Miller Lite tastes like cock
04:29:10
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So I stopped drinking it.
04:29:27
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ah There are no words. but
04:29:33
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fuck up so fuck it up to so confirm nor did die that i've never had a dick in my mouth apparently you am ah It's just what I've been told. pen I do. You were fucking up to something too. I never thought for that shit.
04:29:59
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Jeff tries to get me all the time and I never fall for it. just do to do do do do let blocking That's not true. I got you on that trans beer thing a long time ago. That's still funny. One time. Yeah. I knew you were. God damn it. My my instinct. spoke I got you. I got you too because you put your phone out and all that shit.
04:30:22
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of real um because i'm looking guy who were i like chickening on thew i'm checking the scores and shit I'm just like, I know he's up to something. I knew you were up to something. I was like, I went against my better judgment. I will. This is some tasty dick, ladies and gentlemen.
04:30:48
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when eat eatton
04:30:52
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who Great hate quality dick.
04:30:59
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There's a high quality dick right here. I did not know there was an epic rap battle. You guys ever heard of Epic Rap Battle? What's that? What is it? Epic Rap Battles of History? I think I told you about them.
04:31:17
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Like, yeah, those guys are like, no, no, I've known them for, I've known about them for years, but they have this one. They have, they have one that I haven't kept up with them and they got some new shit. I don't have to listen to them later. Got some funny shit. They're, they're actually funny. Yeah. Yeah. No, there's also, yeah. I told you about them months ago, man. There's some high, but yeah high quality DICK right here.
04:31:48
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You remember that time at the half time at the Bourbon Bowl? When Bobby Boucher showed up. There you go. He's loosening up for the cooter song. This is gonna be a loose cooter over here. here kaie oh thank god you in more i gotta I gotta get the higher voice. I can't do the higher octaves though.
04:32:16
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Like, i like, I don't, I don't know, man. Where's Mike at? Where's the big dog at? hey He's got it a, he could, ah Oh wait. He's got a super high voice that I'm Joe or a super deep voice that I'm jealous of.
04:32:33
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That's funny. So, so check this out. Uh, you know, speaking of social media and stuff like that, apparently there's like a new trend that's going around and I kind of want to partake in it.
04:32:45
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Uh, uh, but it's like voice reveal. Cause you know, like a lot of people are doing like the tiki talkies and, and, and the reels and the shorts and stuff like that. And it's all like lip syncing and whatnot. Okay. And so like the new thing is when you see their voice. So the new thing is you actually hear their voice. So they'll, they'll do a video. They'll like.
04:33:12
Speaker
They'll like start a video and it'll be text or whatever. It'll be like a lot of people have been asking what my voice sounds like. So here you go. Dot, dot, dot, dot, dot. And then they'll come on and they'll be like, so how are you doing? Baby boppity blue. And in in the ones, the ones that I've seen are like these big bearded douchebags that have a, like their beer is their, their beard is their whole life. Like that is their personality.
04:33:41
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and And you get the dramatic and there's like dramatic music and a lot of people have been asking what my voice sounds like. So I decided to show you guys and do a voice reveal. And then he comes on and he's like, what's up ladies? I'm like, wow.
04:34:04
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yeah am gay i like wow You should Hashtag not reveal your voice, you know, like, I don't know. I kind of feel bad for him because, you know, being as great as I am and being as perfect as I, I mean, I am a God at the end of the day. I have an amazing beard and, uh, I think I've got a pretty, uh, pretty nice voice.
04:34:35
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I don't know what's going on there, Jeff. It's like the South Park Canadians. You got a beer. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Short notes. Short notes. Yeah. I know. I know. I watched the first season of South Park.
04:34:54
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I watched the first season. Like as I was making it, I was like, wow, this looks like those Canadian ah guys from South Park. Because their heads are actually, instead of opening like normal people, with their heads flop. Yeah. There you go. At least he's got it.
04:35:18
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But I don't have a picture of your mouth open, so I couldn't put a cock on his head.
04:35:25
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Yeah, exactly. 100% Mandy. 100% 100%. Oh my God. I'm going to go from Justin to gay bear. Yeah. Yeah. And I just and I just. Like here's here's my mindset because I'm an asshole. I want to stitch them. I want to stitch them.
04:35:55
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and be like, what? Okay. Well, you're talking about tick tock stitch. It's not a real, like reels YouTube shorts reaction. So yeah like, what like know what it mean like i like, I want to do like a stitch or or a reaction and go, wow. All that buildup just to be let down. Imagine what your sending partners feel like.
04:36:23
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What exactly is a TikTok stitch? so this fit Stitch is when when the video abruptly ends. Stitch is a Disney character. Stitch is a Disney character. And then duet is a split screen. Ohana means family. So a stitch is basically like a cipher. Yeah.
04:36:50
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holy Shit was that a good stitch? stitches No, no I think ti to that better better off calling it is yeah um are his someone's funnels That's actually pretty good. I gotta say this actually pretty good It's a little one no so because my kids lovely stitch so like we used to do it all I used to do it all the time That's a little Elmo II It's like Elmo was, it's like if Elmo was hoppin' paint in the garage.
04:37:23
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well with it and um'm here i'll I'm here all week, ladies and gentlemen. Don't forget to tip your waitresses. Them whores are working hard. <unk> away Have you guys seen the the movie the Dead Don't Die with Bill Murray?
04:37:46
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Yeah. Yeah. It's got Bill Murray and the dude that plays Darth Vader or some shit. Yeah. Aiden Aiden. Oh, Aiden Christensen. Yeah. Aiden Christensen. He's like Adam Driver. Adam Driver. Adam Driver. I love Adam Driver. That is awesome. Yeah, that's actually it's that's a it's a good movie. It's a good movie. Yeah. I like it. I'll check. I like it a lot, boys.
04:38:16
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I like Thank you. Thank you very much. Wanna have a shave? Yeah, shave. You wanna have a shave? Yeah, shave. You wanna have a shave? Yeah, shave. You don't think we'll have a shave like shave?
04:38:40
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With a solder guard.
04:38:47
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is Is that show a AP AP bio any good? He's got it. He's got the dude from from not always sunny. So never even I've been trying to watch not only sunny, it's not always sunny. It's not as funny. We got it. out We got one. We got one. What? Good night, Andy. Have a look at yourself, Andy. I'm just I'm just.
04:39:16
Speaker
make sure you're around for that 50th birthday so we can uh we can all sing happy birthday to you later, Mandy. Goodnight, sis. Have a good one. for
Motorcycles and Personal Preferences
04:39:30
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That's my uh my older sis from another mother. She adopted me. I've seen her still on day one. I was her a little brother. i I've known her from tick I've i've known her from tiktok for for years. And she told me from day one, I was her little brother and I'm like, all right. You guys want to see some or hear something funny. Every time I open up my Google Chrome on this computer, because I used to use it for apps a lot. Like, you know how down the bottom, you have your like icons, like your shortcut things, because I don't write a lot on this one. Haps is on there. Oh, really? Page not found.
04:40:19
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shock
04:40:25
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Hey, Pepper. that game Pepper, come here, Pepper. Hi, Packer. Come on, Packer, you're getting my mouth. well ladies What are you doing? Come on, Come on. Pepper knows not to fuck around or should become a ghost, Pepper, huh? Ghost, Pepper.
04:40:54
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care love
04:40:57
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what you doing gro come on here
04:41:03
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See the cameras right there.
04:41:07
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we' be did it availabl o Say hi, Pepper. Oh, I'm sorry, girl. I didn't mean to drop you. Hey, mom. Yeah, YouTube being to sit.
04:41:44
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ti tin tin tin ta Oh, man. Guys, I'm I'm not gonna lie. I'm exhausted. That **** That do that. That has that do that eggnog. That eggnog set me set me down pretty. I say we uh take another real quick break. Okay. And then we're gonna listen to blazes and excuses when we come back.
04:42:10
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yeah right i have i have I have a show favorite for you guys. Okay. As far as bands go. um
04:42:23
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or how it moves follow ah We played our weve we've we've we've played their music various times throughout the show history. ah We've also played their music around Halloween.
04:42:39
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And now we're going to play their music around for Christmas. Nice. With Carol the Bells, a little lyric Noel. And you'll know who's I'm talking about as soon as you see them. Yep.
04:45:25
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Sorry.
04:45:28
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Sorry. Welcome back to Nonsensical Nonsense, everybody. We got about an hour, a little, an hour and some change left. Uh, before we end the show, I was, I was talking to Jules, our girl Jules in the house. I was talking to her. She said she was getting ready to go to a Christmas party and I said, uh, hey, uh, have fun and be careful.
04:45:51
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And she was like, appreciate the dad energy bro, for real. dan you I was like, I'm old, what do you expect? I was like, that doesn't happen to peoples.
04:46:10
Speaker
Damn, Pepper, you're getting all excited. Okay, okay, y'all calm down. She made me laugh. Some of the jewels in the house. She's a former guest at Glick's House of Music. She's a amazing. That's my girl right there. Check her out. She's on all the social medias and everywhere you listen to music. I got jewels in the house.
04:46:31
Speaker
dollars for ne Don't say it's God lover. She's awesome. Uh, welcome back to nonsense with us. It's everybody. It is our very merry Glickmas. So we're all feeling the holiday spirit. We're all having fun. Suck it up. I finished my thing now. It's a thing now. Somebody has go to be somebody somebody said, Mary, ho this she's not the first one. However,
04:47:00
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You just made the list, Landy. You made the list. How much have you had to drink tonight, Joe? It's not Christmas until you made it. You just made Miss Landy. Yeah. And this mist is very short, but you're on it, Landy. Don't piss me off.
04:47:29
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that yeah and it yeah bit me was myia
04:47:39
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yeah
04:47:42
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yeah during break I should really get up and walk around because my eye this chair is just so uncomfortable So I went to the family dollar yesterday to get some on cheese and then they had, know you know, you know, obviously say we don't know what candy canes are, but it was just like, a like, it was like that big around and it was about that long. And I thought about getting it, not for his name was Bob, but to turn it to a steamroller, like drill a hole all the way through it, drill a hole on top and make a fucking steamroller pipe. So if we make it a flashlight.
04:48:22
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No, a steamroller. You guys know what a steamroller is? Hey, you know what? i Yeah, you know what they say, Blaine's tomato tomato. I call it a flashlight. You call it a steamroller. So a steamroller, the carb is on the very front of the pipe, like as opposed to a spoonpipe where the carb is on the side. What's a spoonpipe?
04:48:43
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Alright, can we get some more sores on the, can we get this, can we get this? No, no, no, no! Explain it to us, what's a car? You know what, you know what, hold on a second, hold on. Okay, Jeff, have you ever smoked weed out of a pipe? Yes. No! Are you familiar with smoking weed out of a pipe? Like a corn cob pipe, like an old school pipe pipe, you know? No, no, a spoon pipe, a weed pipe, a fucking, a pipe where you put your fucking weed on the side, there's a car going on.
04:49:14
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No, you know what I use the spoon for? That's when I use when I shoot up heroin. No, I use the spoon right in your fucking mom's ass, but bit like a spoon. my mom shot my particular Yeah, there's no complaining. my step maker Yeah, there's no complaining. You know what? You're not wrong there. There's no complaints. That's that's a win. Let me find a goddamn picture of a spoon by you motherfuckers.
04:49:38
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yeah i put it red clip no idea what you You can't just put it on me. You gotta be more specific. all is i know a type is familiar with the apple um oh yeah okay I know what a is.
04:49:54
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You see the hole on the side. Oh, that's the carb. No, that's the carb. Okay. So, okay. This is, and this is like basic carburetor shit. You put your whole, you put your right thumb over the fucking hole. You light your fucking herb and you inhale. as hillary Can I, can I see, can I see the picture? and dick in again And then. Oh. And as soon as you. With the hole on the side of it. Yeah, as soon as you. Yeah, it's the car. Anyway, very front. So, you're getting just like this whole stream of **** smoke. So, instead of finger in the side, you finger the front. Yes. Yeah. Uh huh. God. I believe. Can you count? Yeah. One. Jeff. Jeff.
04:50:47
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put one minute on the clock. Hold on. Let me uh let me bring up my **** **** I gotta hit 40. I said 40. Okay. You did say 40 wrestlers. found I'm get capped here. I'm going to get capped. I'm ready but I'm also drunk. So, go right ahead. That's okay.
04:51:13
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i will try to count along ready umm um and by the way hold up um but hold and no no By the way, Stoner Gump, dude, thank you for bringing that guy's also add into my life. Dude's awesome. Like it's wholesome. Yeah, that guy's awesome. I love that guy. He's genuine. He's an awesome dude. I would love to get him to come up here on the network. Before we get into this this wrestler thing, Blake, is this a steamroller vibe?
04:51:42
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That's, yes, that's more of a steamroller pipe. Yeah. Basically. Okay. Yeah. I just looked it up. That's why I know that. Okay. Fair. One minute on the clock. 40 wrestlers. I don't know. Everybody ready? Everybody ready? I'm ready. Let's do this. Three, two, one, go. Hulk Hogan, Macho Man, Ultimate Warrior, Undertaker, Kane, Deelo Brown.
04:52:13
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Cactus Jack, Mick Foley, RVD, John Cena,
04:52:21
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john ah johnina Booker T, JBL, Ray Mysterio, Eddie Guerrero, Dominic Mysterio, Damian Priest, Liv Morgan, Rhea Ripley, Trish Stratus, Leda, Molly Holly,
04:52:43
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Fuck. I almost counted that. Hulk Hogan, Macho Man, Radio Savage. You said Hulk Hogan. Okay. Macho Man, Undertaker, Sting, Kevin Nash, Scott Hall, Big Papa Pump, Scott Badwell, Conan,
04:53:06
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ah time MGF. So you did, you did, you did a couple, you did a couple, talk you did a couple of doubles, like cactus sack or I'm sorry, cactus Jack and Nick Foley are the same person. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. I don't give a shit. Just because it's the same two different characters, it's the same. thing and oh No, no, no, no, no. Anyway. Oh, okay. Oh, I'll do it again. And I can't do that.
04:53:38
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Cause it's actually yeah i just check wasn't the one that cactus check wasn't the only one I did that to 29. Yeah. You like, yeah. You said Randy, you said Randy you like twice. I think you said, yeah, I didn't say much, man.
04:53:53
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You guys threw me off when Blaze said something and then Jeff said something. that i got yeah you're right you i didn't I tried not to say anything the whole time, but you did. You started with Hogan. Out of wrestling, Mick Foley is probably my ultimate favorite wrestler. I love Mick Foley.
04:54:11
Speaker
fuck Cactus sack. Cactus sack. Dude. Okay. So, there was an ICP movie, Big Money Hustlers. He played in that movie as Cactus Sack. Yeah. Well, there's there's that there's another guy and there's another guy and and this is where I stumbled because I stopped because he's got three characters. Uh he he was uh he was uh dude dude love dude. Uh no, not not not Cactus Jack. Um dude love but yeah papa shoo and then he was a pimp and he had the hoe train. I can't remember his name, but it was also a member of the nation of domination and he had another name. And then he was also a member of Right to Sensor, which was CM Punk's faction. And he had another name. So Kat had Ford Personas and Chris Jericho. No, I'm not talking about Chris Jericho. I'm talking about Big Daddy Ro Ro. No, no, no, no, no. Look up Papa Shango.
04:55:10
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I just think if, okay, so when we talk about wrestlers, I understand some of them have multiple characters, but I only think you can count them once. You should name 40. Yeah, Papa Shango. That was by the godfather. I don't know. The godfather, that was his name as a pimp. Yeah. When he was a pimp. He used to come out with the whole train. Because like Booker T had a couple different fucking. Give me another minute.
04:55:38
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fucking now booker cheese's always been No, yeah he was GI bro or something like that. Oh, yeah. You're you're actually 100% right. He was GI bro and WCW. Yeah. You're 100% right. You're 100% right. 100% right. i don't i don't like i used I used to watch wrestling religiously before. I forgot about GI bro because that was incredibly rare. It was mainstream.
04:56:04
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Yeah, when it was like before like WCW got fucking like encompassed by WWE. That's about the time I really watched a lot of it. I was, I loved WCW way more than WWE. I fucking TNA. I watched TNA wrestling there for a little bit or I'm sorry. Yeah. Is it TNA or TNT? TNA. It was TNT. No, that was the channel. It was on TNT. It was one may, it was owned by, um,
04:56:34
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name blon hair fuck i can't remember Anyway, I used to fucking watch wrestling really just like I grew up Thunder Thunder Thunder was on WCW Thunder was on TNT and Monday night. No, no Monday night nitro was on TNT Like I was a huge fan of like Terry funk and like some of those guys
04:57:04
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Sting Sting back before sting like went to his like white and black face paint like before then I wasn't a huge fan of his Because I thought I thought his character looked too more too much like the ultimate warrior. It's thought it was kind of oaky but it would sting was around for the ultimate warrior You know, yeah but what i' but what I'm saying is it is just too much in the blonde. I don't know. I just didn't die with me. Yeah, because I'm not going to like the characters that these wrestlers play. Definitely had a had a impression on who who I rooted for. I mean, I'm not going to lie. Oh, dude, I I'm. You're a fucking
04:58:02
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That's because Jeff's jealous that Harry Potter is not cool enough to talk about ah Jeff Jeff you would have loved my get you would have loved my guests. You would have loved my guests Thursday night. You should have been watching the show I was actually doing stuff. I watched most of that. I was here. but the most president I sound like an asshole when I say his name, but it sounds his name sounds cool as shit when he says it, because he's got the accent. It's your Han. But he's got like the dude was dropping some philosophy to fucking bring it up. fuck but i but But I did. I did. I did. I did. I was like but in the philosophy, but I did hit him with the catfish.
04:58:46
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I'm like, you can't fish us a little bit with your voice, bro. Because, hold on a second. Hold on. Just a snippet. Let me let me where's to that the swap brands. yeah So you got to hear this guy's singing voice. And then, Jeff, you got to go back and listen to the replay. And here's actually another one with his nothing wrong with his voice.
04:59:11
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I just I didn't expect him to sound like this. I didn't expect him to have the accent. Right. He was a cool motherfucker. I definitely didn't expect the voice. no jo yo Johan was awesome. Dude, I love like we're already planning on doing stuff. We're going to do more shows together. We're going to do some more stuff together. Same with solo that I had on last week from Reckless High. But check this out. So this is a singing voice. and This is ah this is Holy Oath. This is the most recent song, Raven Black. and and he's and And he's involved in like two or three other bands outside of a Polio. Everything different. everything All his music is different. Oh, really? but But check out his voice. Check out his voice real quick.
05:00:29
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So he's got a little deep voice. He's got a little brass voice. You know what I mean? And then he started talking and he's got that English accent. And, you know, and it's a little bit softer. And I'm like, didn't see it coming back that. But he was so cool that he was so cool, man. He was such a cool guy. um The music's awesome. I love the fucking music. And and and and the other cool thing about it is he's got some range in his town.
05:00:59
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He's got a lot of rings in his talent. Him and I have a lot of common. We might be dating before long. but i don't know you but I think you might be a little bit too smart for you. No, I'm joking. That's okay. I mean, we, I mean, you know, in every relationship you have to have the smart one and the dumb one, like, and, and mine and Nikki's relationship. She's way smarter than I am. Like ah yeah um Jeff, you say, you say it best, ladies and gentlemen.
05:01:29
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involved with a woman smarter than they probably be fucking fun may just wish she me. involved with a woman period But like, I'm more like I write like I'm a writer. So, for example, this whole project, Holios is based off of writing. There it is. there And he's handsome as hell too. Like he's a good looking cat.
05:01:50
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I just, right I was, I was listening to a podcast the other day and they were talking about something that they did weeks ago and then they didn't play a clip of it. So I was like, wait, I gotta to go back and find the chip. yeah So I didn't want to do that. I was like, no, I gotta play part of it. So I just kind of jumped on a YouTube. No, no, I'm glad you did that. No, im I'm really glad you did that. That's awesome. Yeah. Yeah. But youre like, uh, um,
05:02:18
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No, but but any any like we we actually really did have and he was talking and and I was like, are you left handed by choice? He was like, yep oh, and I was like, yeah, my choice because well, the way the way the the way his I chance by chance.
05:02:35
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by joe It's not a choice to be left-handed dummy actually if somebody's ambidextrous they can choose in between like saying you made a choice speak English Who said it was a choice? we don't get to choose it were like Who said it was a choice?
05:03:05
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I didn't say it was a choice. You just said you asked him if he was left-handed by choice. By chance. I left like just said, I corrected you, and you're like, no, no, no, no. It's by chance, not by choice. Pull up the audio. Oh. That. That. God, you all get up. No. That. Words are hard, Jeff.
05:03:33
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No, no, no. Very, very much. You know i thought I meant. You know what I meant. If I said choice, I don't know what I meant. what I don't know what I said. I'm going to tell you that right now. I don't know what I said. What? Regardless. Irregardless.
05:03:51
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That is the word. It's in the glitchenary. Yes? It's in the glitchenary. I got a double what for for you, woman? You better.
05:04:04
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Mind your PZ cues. I thought Nicky was already like, in weeks ago, and then they didn't play a clip of it. So I was like, wait, I got to go back and find this shit. yeah So I didn't want to do that. I was like, no, I got to play part of it. So I just kind of jumped on you. No, no, I'm glad you did that. No, i' I'm really glad you did that. That's awesome. Yeah. That was quick, Jeff.
05:04:30
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um No, but but any any like we we actually really did that and he was talking and and I was like, are you left handed by choice? By choice? I didn't say that. Fuck you.
05:04:46
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i you that i said I just didn't know that I said it. You know what I mean? That's why I was confused. I was like, what the fuck are you talking about? And then I then then i became argumentative. And then one time said, you could be able to drink. a shut up fuck ah I I didn't know I said that. You just challenged me. And then you know and as I said as it was telling you that I pay attention. as a I would like to say that I pay attention, too.
05:05:15
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I know you don't. You don't even pay attention to what you're saying. The 37 waters that I've drank tonight would beg to differ.
05:05:25
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thank Look, Mickey and I enjoy our water beverages, our high quality H2O. And sometimes we drink a little bit too much. I think it's a little bit more than more of the most. gay shes She's drinking water.
05:05:45
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a a water really so <unk> ah sucks still really suck You know there may I know we all know this it coming out with a happy Gilmore too i right um i mean im to be tell Is he is he like taking Bob Barker's fucking position where he gets punched I have no idea if So I know that same cuz it'd be fun. Oh I was watching a thing the other an interview the other day but and they were saying Eminem doesn't like to Do movies because he doesn't like to play somebody other than himself but I He made an exception because Adams and our talk to him. ah He's not an actor, but I mean, yeah, I Know he doesn't wanna know
05:06:41
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Well, yeah, eight miles. He himself, that was him playing himself. Well, he didn't have to change his mannerisms and pretend to be so many different. Yeah. ah The funniest Adam Sander... That's why he's... That's why I remember... ...ammy on a movie was was that but that fucking movie with James Franco and and and where where James Franco was a... He was a TV personality and Adam Sander, he's interviewing.
05:07:10
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M&M and M&M admits he's gay. He's like, dude, you know, I'm gay, right? just so fuck up I lost it when that scene came on. I was like, wait a minute. What? I don't think I've seen that. What movie was that? I got to look it up because I want to say it's the last. It's not the last movie. No, it's ah new
05:07:42
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ah
05:07:47
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Jesus you really hate Kevin Costner. I don't hate him. I just don't think he's a good actor Really? hate himvin I don't think he's a good actor. I don't I just don't know it's called the interview I really I really can't say I hate him as a person I don't know him as a person but as an actor I'm not impressed You want to fight Kevin Costner don't you sure why not fucking?
05:08:12
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ah fight him ill fight him I'll fight him over a bong. The bong is worth it. I'll fight him.
05:08:21
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So the movie's called The Interview. It's where James Franco... Is that the one that you go to North Korea with? North Korea? Yeah, it's been a while since I saw it. I know what you're talking about. I'm really disappointed in James Franco.
05:08:39
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What did James Franco do? I honestly don't know. He's a fucking perv, dude. He's a fucking predator.
05:08:47
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So he's just like the rest of Hollywood? Well, let's be honest. The rest of Hollywood, but not all of Hollywoods like that. But people like that give Hollywood a bad name. I think Hollywood's bad for capitalist reasons, but not all of Hollywood are fucking pervers. I think the fame goes to too many people so they can pass.
05:09:08
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I do too. Yeah, I think yeah, they think they can get away. I think i if everybody can be like Keanu Reeves in Hollywood, I wouldn't be mad. I do slow fucking down to earth. i So Keanu Reeves, he plays in some really good movies that I like. He plays in some movies I don't like, but as a person, like for what I understand, he's a dope ass motherfucker.
05:09:30
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and know he's yeah like he yeah like a he doesn't brag He doesn't brag about his shit you don't see him in drama cuz he just he does the shit he because he keeps to himself The only thing he does is On the realm of both of his celebrity Okay arch motorcycles
05:09:56
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He co, he, he found a guy that was making these motorcycles and the guy does an amazing job. And Keanu was like, uh, business idea. And that's cool. Dude, Camo Reeves is a fucking, yeah, he's a good dude. He's a gem.
05:10:17
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Like those actors that you don't fucking hear shit about and drawing and shit. It's like, that's cause usually he We're doing uh and and other kids don't watch this but we're one of the things we're doing is Nikki's making hoodies for the kids for Christmas. Oh, okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. She's doing a shirt for cash and it's and it's uh like on the front. It says just a boy who enjoys watching WWE but check this out. This is pretty **** cool. This is what she wants to put on the back. Cash cash with belt. Yeah, it's pretty **** cool.
05:10:55
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We all agree. That's pretty fucking cool, baby.
05:11:01
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Now she can't hear me. Yeah. She has selective hearing, let's be honest. She was smoking crack. That's what she said. i Dude, please check your screen because... From from from the living room. I'm not sure what was in it.
05:11:16
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that's pretty dope that's one of those that's the arch motorcycle that's Keanu Reeves company they make those motorcycles they have like nine different type of bikes they're gorgeous I mean if if it wasn't for the fact that I was looking like looking to get a cruiser Well, he's got cruisers too. I'm a cruiser dude, but I respect all motorcycles. I mean, if like, I mean, yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, yeah, yeah. I mean, you got to do a certain degree. So this is, this is, uh, like there's their cruiser, Chris.
05:11:51
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That's not a cruiser. That's not what I'm thinking about. when they discover so so I watched an interview the other day where they were talking about some of their bikes. Like this one is their, uh, it's kind of like their everything bike. It can be used as a cruiser. It can be, you know, you can go off road with this fucker. It's kind of like your every bike, but yeah, they got the different ones. And, uh,
05:12:17
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He said they're, they, the problem is with these arch motorcycles, is there, if you, you don't just go into a showroom and buy them. Like you say, I want a motorcycle and they build it to your frame. Here's another buck guys. Go bucks. You don't hear that. so have Our motorcycle, our custom, every, every motorcycle out of arch is custom to fit your body. How, how much, how much does one cost?
05:12:46
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That is an excellent question. Congrats on the win. That's awesome. And congrats on the one, like two and 14 against CSUC. My buddy was at the... They're not cheap. They're $148,000. How much?
05:13:15
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128 grand. damn But one's getting nu's like like it's buters joining in their but no no mean no no don't get it wrong it's ridiculous but and once again, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Shut the fuck up. Hold on a second. It's like buying a suit tailored to you. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Shut the fuck up. What is 128 grand? Show me the bike that goes for $128,000. It's the A1S. Show me the bike. So, show me the bike. Hold on. Let me find it.
05:13:51
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because the two pictures you showed me were half of a motorcycle. Basically, a **** best spot. They don't worry. I don't know. They are. Shut up, please.
05:14:06
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This actually looks so pretty from the pictures. They look well manufactured bikes, but yeah, I mean, they're nice bikes. Don't get me wrong. I mean, they're they're like tiny little **** scooters.
05:14:19
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they're like the one other huge motorcycles yeah i said i like cruisers and Jeff showed me a bike that was not a cruiser he showed me i was a cruiser that wasn't You have your mind stuck around Harley Davidson too much. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I wrote a Harley. I've owned a Harley. I'm not. You watch your fucking porno. I have no, I have no love. I have no love. I have me no they're they're they're no love for Harley Davison's at all. That's the A1S. Indians. Yeah, I don't like. 128 grand. Shut the fuck up.
05:14:58
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I do. Do you know, look, indian when I, when I, when i get back when i but but when Polaris bought a brand and they, they ro manufacture and they root they know when i when I think of a cruiser, I think of a big bulky bike that you can ride and you can set up on the new, any, any, like, like Mickey could be on the back and we can both be sitting up and it's, it's big. It's bulky. It's like.
05:15:23
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you know, like we're comfortable, you know what I mean? Going for a ride that I'm not paying kind of reason that's that's that's a different type of cruise. You know what I mean? That's like a he's talking about road kings and shit like that. The fucking yeah, he wants a road king or yeah. I mean, but see now is a sportster is a cruiser and it's it's not right. I'm going to fight Keanu Reeves.
05:15:50
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You might be John Wick, but I'm John Glick, you piece of shit. Fuck you, John and Reeves. John Wick, that's an awesome movie franchise. So. Please, I fucking love you, bro, because you cosign with me more than you think you do.
05:16:08
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and And I love it. And it killed. And I love it for two reasons. A, you're co-signing with me and B, it kills Jeff. This is what like you want the Indian. He dies a little bit. like So no, don't get me wrong. Indians. not i want Indians. you nice That, that, that's kind of like what my dad, Bob Harley looked like with the fat bike. Like you want a big big Jeff, but when it comes to motorcycles, I'm a size queen. When it comes to Dick, you're a size queen.
05:16:39
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You want that? The bigger, the better. Yeah, that's the Indian cheat. Harley see, Harley Davidson's problem is they they're too big to fail, and they already failed once. Dude, I found inside secrets about Harley Davidson. They make the dealerships by the bikes. I'm talking about, too. That's why their snails are so high. um Give me the 90s box while you're there. That would be awesome. We're just doing a podcast here. We're celebrating this tonight. and i I feel like you should bring me some Taco Bell. I'm just saying. a A good friend would do that. wait why Who are you talking to? I don't know. My buddy, my buddy Brandon, who lives out in Oklahoma, just sent me a video of him sitting in line at Taco Bell. Like, I'm not going to ask him to bring me Taco Bell. Oh, it's fucking one o'clock in the morning and you're at Taco Bell. you Your ass better be bringing me some Taco Bell. You fucking dirty slut. Yeah, you fucking sloop.
05:17:38
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ah Fuck that was the wrong direction You playing that Batman again, no I'm playing the Diablo Immortal I was facing the wrong direction when I cast a spell and fucking didn't do anything.
05:18:00
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Oh Yeah
05:18:04
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Yeah. Oh, you guys ever watched Lazy Shaman's podcast? Yeah. Hang it out for a minute. Oh, I listen for a little bit. I see. I've seen you in there before though. ah blind So a buddy of mine actually went out and bought an Indian the other day and he actually sent me a picture. Um.
05:18:30
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It's loading. I don't know why it's taking so long. Here it is. He bought a white one. It's still- A white Indian? I thought they were red. Yeah. Well, you can get them red, black, and white. And the white, he said it's got pearl in it. Those look like a fucking- They're sportster edition. See, that's one thing I- That's what I said. So when- What am I? Dude, what are you- The players took over fucking Andy and indian they try to make their bikes look way too much like Harley. And I'm not going to say they don't, they don't look nice. They do look nice. They do look aggressive, but they're more looks than, than um, Oh, I don't want to say performance, but quality. Right. In my, in my, in my opinion.
05:19:18
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I know yeah people who who has them and rides them and love them. They're just not the bike I would personally choose. Agreed.
05:19:30
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But hey, I found them. As long as you keep two rubbers down and shiny side up, you're good. I guess. Well, what's really cool is like Indian new color, they use a flat red. This is what Glick wants. He wants the Indian cheap.
05:19:48
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enjoy what you want. Oh, that's nice. Right? Comes in Mac Black, dude. That just looks like a fucking road wide. it It literally just looks like a fucking Harley. Because they both use the Milwaukee eight.
05:20:06
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It's just a fucking Milwaukee twin. can and enjoy
05:20:13
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Twin. Sorry, my brain shut off. Yeah, but Harley has some things about their bikes. like They got the pushrods and shit, which is kind of old school, but it's a Harley thing, so they keep it.
05:20:25
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which don't get me wrong, dude, switch out, push rods and shit. There's a lot externally is so much. It's easy. It's actually a lot easier, but it doesn't mean it's like efficient. What are your thoughts on the belt versus chain debate? I like belt. I like belt. My last bike was a belt. It held up just fine. I don't like a belt. I don't like a belt. I'm hard on a bike.
05:20:53
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Well, I mean I was look up a I had a look up a 2018 Harley Davidson fat Bob 114 that's what I had 2018 2018 fat Bob It was a 114 with the screaming eagle package one ah screaming evil one stage stage one. Yeah
05:21:19
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i need to get in the car allboard dude I saw a uh actually that's a pretty bi video fast too. It was electric throttle. Yeah. yeah It's **** it. It went zero to 130. The first time I got it up to 100, I **** my self. There it is.
05:21:44
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yeah that's it
05:21:48
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i won the one three five storm bitch in oklahoma calm down Not much better than in the 135. I think it's a 135. I don't live in the ghetto. It's not skippity toilet, Ohio. I think anything over 114. I'm trying to find my error. No, no, no, no. So the 135 comes in what you would normally get. It's a crate engine, I guess. but it was normal It also comes in the road
05:22:19
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Yeah, you're, you're not going to go to a dealership and find that on the floor is what I mean. No, no. And know what I want to do, think d five if you didn't it was used or it was just specifically for that dealer because they had like, like a show off piece. Exactly. Like some, some Chevy dealers get a Camaro and some don't. Like the Coppo Camaros. Yeah. Yeah. The Coppo.
05:22:46
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Uh, no, but the 135 stage four is a 200 horsepower motor. It's ridiculous. And you put that something on like a wrap up that doesn't weigh shit. Well, that's a rocket ship, sir. Dude, I fucking, your belt not hold up I was riding one day and it was raining and I was coming to a stop and I was going pretty fast and I fucking, it had ABS, but dude, I think thankfully had ABS cause my back wheel did this shit.
05:23:17
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Fuck my butt lockers so much. Thanks, slapper action. Yeah, I'm actually, I showed you that, like that Honda I'm looking at. It's Honda Mean Street. It's bright orange. Oh, it's gorgeous. I wouldn't look that good. Kawasaki's made the Mean Street. Oh, maybe. What's the Honda I'm looking at? Starts with eye the eye. Is it? Yeah, that's what it is. Shadow.
05:23:47
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I hate the name shadow for a bike because it just reminds me of that shitty Chrysler shadow.
05:23:57
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Because I put everything into cars in my brain. So I'm an idiot. So the 135 stage four. um um Sorry, it's 150 horsepower. How many horsepower is that that 114 fatball?
05:24:15
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I can't remember off the top of my head. One, one, four. You said a stage one? Mm-hmm.
05:24:29
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Whoa. So the Dyna reports on it, about 120 with a stage one. Nice. If I'm reading that right, hold on, let me check. Yeah. Just take it for a moment. That was about one team.
05:24:47
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Well, it's so stage one. Oh, no, sorry. So stage one is 103 horsepower. Okay. Stage four is 138. That bike actually had a belt too. And I think belts are better than chains. Well, from my maintenance, because the chain you have to keep like ah chain you have to keep lubricated and adjusted a lot more than a belt.
05:25:17
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Oh, really? Yeah. My only thing is with the belt, um from my understanding, they don't hold up to the torque. Like, if you overtorque your bike, because I will torque the shit out of my bike. I know. it Well, I mean, there's... I mean, if if you're gonna if you're goingnna add more to your bike than what it's manufactured, yeah that there's parts, and that's one of which you're gonna have to upgrade, and you can either switch to chain or a better belt or whatever, but...
05:25:44
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I mean, I think bill I'm just the kind of hassle that like, I want to, I want to make my bike. Like, like, you know, how will people take the, a, uh, what, like an S 10 and they put a VA didn't kind of same concept, kind of a hot rod version. Not that kind of asshole. I can't leave you alone. That's basically how, how i looked at the brand map bob it was like.
05:26:08
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a hot rod version of a fucking car. and motor motorcycle well that actually nice um That actually brings up another question. What do you think about the V-Rod? I like the when it comes to its performance and the way it was manufactured.
05:26:30
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I don't like the looks of it. I'm not a big fan to ride one, but I think it's gorgeous. ah they're Yeah, they're they're nice looking bikes. I've been on one. I don't like the way I sit on it. i just yeah But when it comes to the performance, it's probably one of Harley's best. But it's not because a harley's fought all it's not just because of Harley Davidson's engineering. it was That was like a collaboration with I think Porsche. With Porsche. Yeah. So you got German and german engineering in there and that's honestly is what gave that bike it's. And they're, they're. Masm attack. Even used, used their pricey. Like they don't lose their value. Like a they, they weren't, mike loses a lot of well they weren't received well by old school Harley heads, but that's also because it was the first bike that was Harley Davidson bike that was liquid cold.
05:27:20
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and a lot of their bikes now, their bigger engine bikes are all partially liquid cooled, at least just the heads, my bike was. And a lot of Harley Davidson people don't like that idea. They think liquid cooled's dumb. But I mean, you look at these bikes, the more performance you want to get out of it, the fucking hotter they run, you're gonna want some sort of fucking cool. Yeah, air cooled's not gonna keep up with 200 plus horsepower.
05:27:47
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And and that's and that's what he that's what that's one of the things that's held Harley back is because they want to they want to maintain this old school fucking manufacturer engine spec shit. and it's But um they have diversified their bikes over the years and it's it has helped them.
05:28:08
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they've come out with some more economical bikes because they're there for a bit when car prices went up motorcycles were really a big thing and start people started buying a lot of motorcycles especially the smaller engine ones because it was better on gas they just wanted to get back and forth. Did you see the latest episodes of Bikes and Beards? He bought a bunch of bikes from from Japan that weren't available in the US but now that they're 10 years old or whatever years old you could actually import them. He bought, there's there's a, there's a Honda made a bike called the monkey and it's, it's, it's like a 50 CC. So it's, it's like a mini bike for kids, but they had a version that he bought one and it was, it looked like a Harley bagger. And so the one he bought um somebody did a a valve or not a valve job, or a, um,
05:29:10
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They increased the piston size to 70 cc. yeah And it's a fucking rocket ship. It's really it's it's really interesting episode. um But he just he just tested some of them out. He bought a couple of bikes that were, most of them were never released in the States.
05:29:35
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Okay. Uh, one of them is a 250 CC. Uh, I want to say CBR, but I'm probably wrong, but it's a triple R. It's only 250 CCs, but it re revs to 18,000 RPMs. Jesus Christ. That's what I said. And unfortunately the one he got needs work before they can get it running. The fucker's got to have some major torque, man.
05:30:04
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Yeah. Well, I think it's a two stroke, but it's a, it's a, it's a four cylinder. A four cylinder. An inline four cylinder. I mean, I know that's the thing. Yeah. Two stroke engines. I have a problem with two stroke engines. I do too. I do too. They're just dirty. They're dirty, dirty, dirty. That's my conservation side.
05:30:30
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i Like I like to see a future full of EVs and, you know, better fucking shit for the environment. But there is a party that loves fucking fast motorcycles, and fast cars. well I just think there needs to be motorcycles. I just think there needs to be a place for them. Yeah, I have. And I think they're fucking cool as fuck. col There's a Japanese japanese company, they're selling EV motorcycles.
05:30:55
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Yeah, no, they've been like why fifty bucks the US military was buying some stealth ones I think from Kawasaki there for a little bit for desert runs you shit um The EV motorcycles there some of them that look pretty fucking cool like bla with a Blaze I know
Electric Motorcycles and Industry Trends
05:31:16
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Blaze. I know you're not a ah big fan of them and I've said this before well ah Let me rephrase that, but he said he was willing to bury the hatchet. Yeah. What's that? He was, he was based off of an influence. You know, he was influenced by, no, I don't know. What are you talking about? Smoke has an excellent, Smoke has a ah EV motorcycle and it's actually really cool. Yeah. Like I, like I wouldn't, we, I was, I was on the show one time.
05:31:49
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He was doing his show and I jumped up in there and it was just him and I, and we were, we were chit-chatting at about different things and just talking about, you know, when I get the opportunity to be coming up to New York and us hanging out and him showing me around and taking me to different spots and this and the other thing. And and then we got into the conversation about, and cause cause I asked him, um, what like his, like his,
05:32:18
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I was joking around probably got like a fucking Mercedes Benz SUV, whatever. And he was like, Oh, actually most of my driving around when it's nice out, I do it on my electric motorcycle. And I was like, what the fuck? Electric motorcycle. What does it look like? A goofy ass bicycle. It's a pretty sharp bike. It looks like a crash. It's a it's a it's a full sized bike. You know, it looks like a crash rocket, but it's fucking sharp, man.
05:32:48
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And, uh, he's again, and I can, I can go to work on it. I can drive around town. I can go out. I can take my girl out. You know what I mean? It's a sharp fucking bike. And he said it charges like right now. You know what I mean? And he was like, and he and and and he said the one that he has, he doesn't need a special charger for it. So he can plug it into the regular outlet, like your hot wheels. yeah Fuck me.
05:33:13
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yeah how it's a a special challengeology And I think that's one problem The EV market like the that's an EV motorcycle right there. Yeah, that's kind of what his look like. His is all black. This is blacked out but never but like there's There's a there's a there's a company I was seeing it the other day I think it's in the Philippines, but they they make they make a bunch of different EV Crocs markets like that. And their most expensive one is like three grand. That's not bad. And I was like, how many can you ship me? Jesus Christ. Because they're excel- the only thing that scares the shit out of me about EV bikes is their acceleration is ridiculous.
05:33:59
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Yeah, because they're light. There's full electronic. So like my, my, uh, my fat, Bob was electric, uh, throttle dude, as soon as you fucking just barely over, I mean, there's no, there's no cable opening, no delay. Yeah. It's all just instantaneous in that right. There's what you're the shit out. If you put, I think, I think what they need to do on EV bikes, uh,
05:34:25
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And when you watch the the beards ah ah bikes and beards episode, the latest one they just put out, they they test out a bike that it's got a lot of torque and stuff. They're they're kind of scared to take off. And when they gun it,
05:34:41
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It eases into it as opposed to taking off like a fucking rocket ship. Okay. So it has like a little bit of a... Like a... It's got like a... It's got a built-in delay. Yeah. Okay. So if you do that with an EV bike, I think that would be perfect because my biggest fear is, because I'm an asshole, I'm like, let's see how long I can ride a wheelie. Because it's an EV bike and I'm gonna end up by my ass. Yeah. Because I'm an asshole, let's be honest. But...
05:35:10
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It's, it's one of those things yeah you are safety i i the, the one thing that I, I dislike about anything EV is the lack of sound. I like the good sound. You know, there's always been this thing to allow pipe save lives or not. I don't think they do, but I also think they do.
05:35:37
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It all depends on the situation it's kind of drivers around you paying attention. Cause you can have loud pipes, but that dude next to you can have a loud radio too. So I mean, Oh yeah, but I mean this the problem with all penis and no, but it's like when, when it comes to the EV bikes, they're dead silent, dude.
05:35:59
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I mean, you there are no pipes to me. That's that's that's why that's why the U.S. military body for scouting for scouting shit in the fucking desert and shit because i they were quiet. Well, ah the one I there's one E.V. that I saw.
05:36:20
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It's like a dirt bike. And I was watching a guy the other day on youtube write them and like he bought one because it was like a thing right well actually here here's the the one he bought um and if they basically look like a 250cc you know dirt bike yeah but um like i said it's dead fucking quiet and he said he said the one he was driving he said is torquey as fuck
05:36:57
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There's what it looks like. It looks like a 250 cc without a motor. Oh my god, that looks smaller than a 250. It looks like a fucking time. Like a 125, yeah.
05:37:09
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yeah he he fucking He was ripping it around his yard and he's like, I don't have to worry about the Karen down the street pitching about the site but the the noise of my bike.
05:37:22
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But on the other hand if you're running down the road and you're dead silent some asshole doesn't hear you and pulls out in front of you Yeah, you I had a I had a buddy that bought an e-bike that went up to 60 miles an hour and I fucking rode that bitch It was small compared to a motorcycle and I'm used to like a beefy motorcycle when I was on that thing only 60 miles an hour on their fucking e-bike Scared the shit out of me and I don't even know maybe it was just because in my head it was a it was a smaller machine So I thought it was you know more dangerous going that fast. It wasn't it was just on my head It's it's pretty cool Pretty fucking cool Pretty Fucking badass what the fuck just happened?
05:38:16
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Oh, you know what happened. No, I was trying to go. All right. I just realized I might be wrong on the price of that um arch motorcycle because my VPN was set. My VPN was set somewhere else. You're good. So let me recheck the price because it might. I was looking something up the other day.
05:38:47
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and My my VPN was set for like Cambodia or some shit yeah commo So it might have been it might have been in like Filipino money Imagine that Jeff is wrong No,
05:39:12
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no they're 128 thousand dollars
05:39:17
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I was right. I wanted to check the price of the EV dirt bikes. It's just not. No, it is just no.
05:39:32
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This shit don't make no sense, man. There's no rhyme or reason for it to be 128. Dude, I can get the truck that I want for less than that. So those EV dirt bikes are seven or roughly eight grand.
Arch Motorcycles Debate
05:39:50
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We're talking about the Keanu Reeves motorcycle. I know. You're saying it's 128 grand. Yeah, but yeah i've never did rock eye once again for I get that. But It's like when you go buy a suit off the rack versus having it tailored to you. your heart smart's like oh's They're not built until you order one. Cause they build it to your specs. No, it's not the same. It's not the same. I can go get the truck I want with the additions and the add-ons for less than that. I agree.
05:40:29
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But if you walk into Indian right now, if you walk into Indian right now, you can buy the bike you want ready to go. Yeah, I can walk into Indian right now. But when you go into arch, they don't have a bunch of bikes set out. They say, what do you want? Let's go to fit you. So only you can buy that bike. Yeah, no, no. I'm not buying it. And fuck Keanu Reeves. He's a scumbag.
05:40:59
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I'm not buying it, Jeff. I'm not buying it, Jeff. I'm not buying it. I'm not buying it. You're not the intended market buddy. Neither are you, Jeff.
05:41:11
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ah im buying it i'm not i'm not buying it I'm not buying the spiel and it's fucking bullshit and it's bogus and all the good things and all the nice things you hear about Keanu Reeves goes out the window and he's a fucking scumbag. Anybody who pays $120,000 for a motherfucking motorcycle that's at the end of the day is half of a motorcycle. Let's be honest. ah yeah What's the specs on that motorcycle? It's basically the equivalent. It's basically the equivalent of buying a Huk to a coin. Before I can sit here or take you i can sit here before i could sit here and take Glick's ramblings to to to face, what's the specs on that bike?
05:41:58
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No, it doesn't matter what the specs are. It's $128,000 for a goddamn motorcycle. I can go get a Chevy 2500 four wheel drive with extras that I want.
05:42:13
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And it's just, it's just a regular Chevy 2500 with the extras that I want on it. It's, it's, it's one of their, the, the, the, the fucking a ZR2 2500.
05:42:28
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with extras, and it'll be less good. Oh, it doesn't look so good in the vehicle. So, at the heart of the ARCH-S1S, It's a 124cc high torque ARCH-SS v-twin and... How do you go faster on my bicycle than that 124cc? It does 110.
05:42:51
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My Chevy Equinox does 160. Yeah, I'm sure you got it there. Uh, I didn't say that I've driven it that fast. It's a 2033 displacement, 150 pounds of torque. Uh, I don't know what that means either. Dry weight, which means no fuel is 563 pounds. It's got a 4.5 gallon. It's got a 4.5 gallon gas tank.
05:43:26
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As how much of a gas tank? 4.5? 4.5 gallon. They're tailored to use, so they don't, they're bespoke. They're one-off. No two bikes look alike. Is that what bespoke means? Yes. I don't know. A fully adjustable suspension. ah Six piston brakes in the front, four in the rear. They use a Bosch ABS system, 17-inch carbon fiber wheels front and rear.
05:43:57
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ah
05:44:00
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Oh, yeah. the All the body panels are carbon fiber, too. They're not fiberglass. The tubular steel chassis. You're not convincing me of $128,000. Is Keanu Reeves going to give me a blowjob once a week when I buy that bike? I'm not going to say 128's totally worth it. 128's a bit ridiculous. I agree with that. However,
05:44:24
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It is one-off. Every single bike, they they have similarities, but they are one-of-one.
Movie Nostalgia and Annoyances
05:44:32
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You know what else is a one-off, Jeffrey? Blowjob from a hooker on the corner. And you can spend $20 on that. Nobody else is going to suck you off the same way that hooker does.
05:44:43
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maybe and Maybe, maybe the hooker. mean stand mean i like A blow job is very from woman to woman, but I'm just saying. Something interesting, Blaze, you'll get a kick out of this. You know how Harleys and Indians, they're carburetors on the side, and the intake, the intake for the air, their the the air intake is on the side of the engine. On arch, they're in the top. The tank actually has has a vent.
05:45:12
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And I can actually show you a picture of what I mean.
05:45:16
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o It's Austin. I know. It's getting late. Damn it. You pussies. I am a pussy tonight. If it wasn't for the glitmus spectacular celebration, I wouldn't fucking work that early tonight.
05:45:37
Speaker
not gonna like You know what, you know what, Blaine's, I do appreciate you showing up, unlike some other people. app We got, we got families, we got things going on. You can't explain. Yeah, I hear a blah, blah, blah, blah. Fuck you, Connor. Okay, so Blaine, in this picture, you see that vent that's on the side of the tank?
05:46:00
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Yeah, I've seen, I've seen setups like that. Yeah. So that vent, reads into this top piece in between just let it bring the top is that the engine that the That's a that's a that's a pushrod engine, too Yeah, I like how it's oh, it's it's Yeah, I like that read my chassis out of this I
05:46:34
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i don't I don't know if it's 128 grand worth, but, like, if I had money to burn, oh, yeah, I can. Maybe if I had money to burn, if I had, if I had so fucking $999.9999 trillion dollars in the bank,
05:46:51
Speaker
I wouldn't buy that bike. Fuck you, Keanu Reeves, you piece of shit. What reason why it's expensive? Because they're custom. They're like made. They're they're made. You're not you're not going to a dealership. They're all handmade. Like they don't stamp anything out. Yeah, you're not going to somewhere where you're fucking buying a manufactured bike off the line. Yeah. Yeah. Like the difference between Glick. Let's talk about a truck. The same truck he's looking at. There's 14 sitting next to it.
05:47:21
Speaker
yeah No, it's no there's not just in different colors No, there's not Because i'm have the add-ons I know there's not because I would have the add-ons you get from the dealership far as I can get it on any truck I never i not can have them I can have a penis specifically for me I get an airbrush Non-sensical network on that son of a bitch and give me the add-ons and it would still be cheaper than a fucking half a motorcycle
05:47:52
Speaker
god raises scumbback ah said what i said i said what i said and you see there hundred and twenty eight thousand dollars for a godamn motorcycle i said say i don't like kevin costs yeah i think that's so no i you to to eacher we're all out our opinions I don't know why you don't like Kevin Costner. He's he's a god damn saint. You know, to each your own. He was ****
05:48:22
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Yeah. And, and I don't know. He was that good of a liar. Kurt Russell is better. Kurt Russell. You know what? Kurt, Kurt Russell was better. that That entire movie was, was, was, was best better. one But I think Val Kilmer kind of sold a show in that. i see yeah I think, I think, I think I And nothing to do who played wider. Val Kilmer is doc holiday.
05:48:52
Speaker
and i'm so astuive I'm not, I'm not a big Western movie guy, but probably is a great movie. Sam Elliott, Bill Paxton, Kurt Russell. Like all around, yeah even the bad guys were cast great. Yeah, yeah, yeah. and Fuck it. God damn that line. You tell them I'm coming.
05:49:15
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and I'm bringing hell with me. Do you see the size of that goddamn chicken? Do you see the size of that goddamn cockadoodle dude?
05:49:26
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sail
05:49:30
Speaker
You're so drunk you're probably seeing doubles. That's why I got two. That's why I got two guns. watch that movie here in the next couple of weeks. I know. God damn it. I'm going to have to watch that movie again. I was just watching that movie a couple of weeks ago and nobody was paying attention to me and I was sitting on the couch just quote line for line, line for line. There lies the problem watching movies like that is like, you know it so well. Like I'm just going to do all the lines and then you wonder why nobody wants to watch a fucking movie with you. I'm like, fuck you. This is a good movie.
05:50:08
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You mean movie with you, right? in general. I had do that. It was this cat. It was this cat we hung out with in Oregon, man. This motherfucker be like, hey, man, let's get together and fucking watch the new Witcher or something coming out. All right. We'll be like, yeah, it's cool. We'll all get together. We'll fucking bring some weeds, beer. We'll fucking watch the show or movie. And this motherfucker, before we get over there, he's like, sorry, guys, I already watched. Yeah, whatever. But he would sit there and talk the entire time telling us about whatever we were watching. And it was the most annoying shit ever.
05:50:41
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No, I'm sorry if I'm watching a movie shut the fuck up unless you're quoting the movie with me Which means everybody would have to have watched it at least once But now this was like something new No, but like if if we were all watching tombs if sitting in a room watching tomb, so we'd all be quoting along But so if I'm watching that if I'm watching a movie for the first time and and and Jeff's already watched it shut This is what you're doing. This is what I want you to do. Any questions? Well, once again, I wouldn't be talking because I'd be like, I'd be like, oh, I'd be I'd be sitting there at the couch watching her react. You shut your fucking way. That'd be the only way you knew something good was going to happen because I go, I just go like this. Yeah, because you'd be talking the entire goddamn time. And then as soon as you'd be like,
05:51:35
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Oh, now you don't want to talk. Now you don't want to talk? You got to make it. One One more shit. One more shit. I mean, see there's that there's a there's a a guy on TikTok. His girlfriend had never seen Star Wars. And and she he kind of did the same thing. He's like, you need to watch Star Wars. So he she's like, fine. I'll watch. Dude, the scroll at the beginning of Star Wars, you know everybody knows it.
05:52:02
Speaker
It's not even like the where it says A New Hope. It's not even halfway up and he's already paused it and explaining shit to her. And I'm like, kick that motherfucker out of the house, dude. I'll watch this movie when you're not here. Because i'm gone people, people just sit there and explain the fucking movie before I've even seen the first scene. Fuck you. Well,
05:52:23
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05:52:38
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we ever bit it is no we' on honor It's about time. It's about place. It's about time to slap your fucking face. Yeah.
05:52:51
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05:53:00
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You're gonna go stick a finger in your butthole and go to bed shut up, please She's just gonna do the same. You guys are probably gonna call each other stick fingers in your buttholes together Don't don't tell people what my secret is It's not my only fans
05:53:21
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Dear Onlyfans, so I was at this first stop in Kentucky and I met this guy called Blaze and watch what I do to him. He asked for a fist, not a finger, not the pinky. Did we hear about that thing? The one chick on Onlyfans, somebody did an interview with her. She banged a hundred dudes in a single day. Oh dude, that's nothing compared to some of these other chicks. Uh, you know what? Hold on a second. Let me do this real quick.
05:53:49
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05:56:27
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He asks Rusty to- What? What the fuck? I didn't, doge like somebody's pushing buttons. Anyways. and me i'm going going the hell bobby Well, thanks for listening. That was one of my favorite, uh, Christmas songs right there. Al Sarris, shout out to mom. That was once she always sang to me. Uh, favorite song and it was done by Halacy. You guys can listen to the whole thing uninterrupted when these assholes aren't around.
05:56:57
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wherever you listen to music i social playing on my phone all this theme oh I was playing on my phone too. I was playing on my phone and singing along. I've been sitting here singing along like, and it was just like, I'm like, maybe you didn't download. I was just going to say, maybe that's on me. Yeah. It's a good possibility. Highly unlikely because I'm perfect, but thank you
Podcast Wrap-Up and Humor
05:57:23
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05:57:27
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possibly noonish for unnecessary depending on how much alcohol I got. not they i am not they I'm not even I'm not really drunk anymore. I'm just well, okay. I believe you're hosted on this. ah up mr tomorrow morning Okay. You want me to talk about football? Yeah. It's not on the ice, right? It's not that thats is that the one where they throw the **** ball in the Yeah. Yeah. Yes. Yes. You guys are both right. It's not they. It's me. It's the one they play outside. I'm planning on having a few more unless unless I get in trouble. I don't know. I'm not getting trouble. Yeah. Yeah. It's funny how that works. That's right. I've already sent Nikki like 14 clips from the show tonight. So, just because
05:58:16
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just Anytime you're talking, I Like always, I'm full of praise. so you're I'm being pedantic, dick. and You are a pedantic dick. Anyways, listen here. I swear to God, if I was on a door and we were in the middle of the ocean, I would throw you off too.
05:58:39
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know was your t dancing Yeah, because you said pedantic and I and I made a titanic reference because I'm a rapper and I didn't even know I'm a poet and I didn't even know it. I rap all the time and it should probably be a crime. It is, it is. You rapping is a crime, let's be honest.
05:59:05
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05:59:24
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I'm just kidding guys. It's all love. It's all, it's all, it's all love, right? Right? That's what we do after we trash somebody and don't give them credit. And we just say, it's all good. It's all good. It's all good. It's all