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Nonsensical Nonsense: It's a crazy world
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Things got crazy as per usual lots of guests joined us for our open door challenge and Glick even put some clowns in their place when they decided to get out of pocket
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Casual Banter and Live Show Invitation
00:04:16
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Yay there's something
00:04:25
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I better look the fuck out today. My crayons are short. The box is full. My bottle of glue's topped off from my helmet's on tight, baby. We about to rizm with the tism. Let's get with it. Suck my dick and eat my asshole, you sons of bitches. but What, baby?
00:04:46
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Now, wait a minute. Now, we go you heard the man. Suck my dick and eat my asshole. That's a wise man right there. I guess. It's a prophet.
00:05:04
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speaking no Speaking words of wisdom, no lies detected. You say so, buddy. Prophesize and preach. Preaching, if you will. Preaching to the choir. Give me an amen one time. Amen, brother.
00:05:24
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Jeff, uh, you feel than my dark side look like you need a haircut, bro. You look like you're starting to, uh, channel your inner Gary Busey in one of his mug shots. Wow. Thanks. a little shit check Yeah, I was, I need to brush it. Just do like I do to cash. Put a fucking hat on that goddamn thing, son. Your hair's crazy.
00:05:51
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I had to do that before we did a show this morning or this afternoon and cash this corner. His hair's all crazy and everywhere. I'm like, bro, like, don't let it out. He's a bit presentable. We're a professional podcasting network. I just grabbed one of my hats. I said, you big watermelon headed. He wears my hats only like a size or two big on him. Jesus. Nonetheless, um,
00:06:19
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ah Nonetheless, happy Saturday, motherfuckers. Welcome to non-sensical nonsense. Player one is in the building. Player two is in the building. No, my screw isn't here. You're not here, Wally. I'm just a driver of you fucking retards. Welcome to non-sensical nonsense, everybody. It is Saturday night. You know what that means? things are just goingnna be Things are just going to be what it is at the end of the day. Whatever happens, happens.
00:06:47
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We do have an open door challenge in full effect. That means we dropped that link in the chat. DJ, funky Jeff, dropped that link one time. the people We got that link in the chat. If you'd like to come up, you are more than welcome to come in and hang out with us. All we ask is that you turn your camera on and please keep your genitalia to yourself because we don't want to see it. Well, Jeff might, but you can send that privately. I'll give you his WhatsApp later.
00:07:18
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ah And if you're not already, go ahead and check out the rest of the network. We are everywhere. Facebook, Instagram X and TikTok shows are live Monday through Sunday on YouTube, Facebook, and Twitch. And you can always listen anytime, any place, wherever you listen to podcasts at all. at The nonsensical network.
00:07:37
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00:08:05
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Get you a nice little hoodie like this, a little nonsensical network hoodie. Maybe a Glick's house amusing. Maybe unnecessary. Maybe, maybe, maybe. Maybe a nonsense and shit. Whatever. but She's got you guys taken care of. And if you don't want nonsensical swipe, don't worry. You can get whatever you want. You just hit her up. Let her know what you want. Cup, shirts, hats. She's got you covered. Beauty in the beard. Creative corner. I want an athletic cup with nonsensical nonsense on it. I'm just saying.
00:08:38
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Take the sporting world by storm, dude. There is absolutely nothing athletic about you. I beg to differ, buddy. I can play chess like a motherfucker. You got to place your order there, sir. Yeah. sure as As the great Jay from Jay and Silent Bob once said,
00:09:06
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put that money in my hand, little man. And if you don't, 15 bucks, little man, put that shit in my hand. That jungle. Oh yeah.
00:09:20
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but Best scene in any movie ever. I fight anybody that says different. I think she got the logo, Wally. Uh, we just need to know what you're looking for, how many you're wanting.
Promotion and Humorous Challenges
00:09:34
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She'll tell you how much it is. And then, uh,
00:09:37
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Once we got all that squared away and, uh, she could go and, uh, get your shirts and print up the, uh, the, uh, designs and stuff. So maybe that's something we can talk about next weekend, but, uh, nonetheless, yeah, I'm actually going to, uh, get on her laptop at some point and I'm going to do a, uh, a nonsensical nonsense. I might do what she's already done from, from the old spreadsheet, to be honest, with because I really liked what she did there.
00:10:03
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I just got to I want to get me a couple of shirts. I got to actually go get a shirt for Jules and I got to get a shirt for yeah Derek and AJG. I'm going to send them some shirts.
00:10:23
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ah But nonetheless nonetheless, it's good to be back in the driver's seat after taking a week off. Took a little road trip. Uh, talked about it a little bit this week for those of you don't know, we took a spontaneous trip out to see, uh, James Luca perform. You guys have seen him on the network. He was on Glick's house of music. You've heard his music on here and, uh, we had an opportunity to, uh, take a road trip for the weekend and get away for the weekend. A nice little, uh, mini vacation. We had a good time. Uh, James, the show was awesome. Uh, got to go back and hang out with him at the house and then.
00:11:02
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went over again Saturday and I got with him for a little bit. Uh, good dude, man, legit. Good, good dude. Um, so we, we had a lot of fun last weekend and ended it kind of like the touristy things while we were in town, went and checked out a couple of places and whatnot. Um, but it's always nice to be able to get away with your, uh,
00:11:25
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with yours, with your lady. Yeah, I understand, uh, Nikki had a little bit of, uh, allergic reaction to, to his cats, right? To the what? Oh yeah. Nikki did. absolutely That's why cats suck. Yeah. Uh, Nikki had a little little bit, well, she's allergic to cats. So there's that. But, uh, nonetheless, we had, we had a really good time and we had a lot of fun, but, uh, down, get a note.
00:11:56
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Yeah, not the girl. I mean, me either, or I guess at the end of the day would work. Yeah, or both. Stealers choice, dealers choice. Yeah, yeah, dealers choice. Get rid of them both and get a fucking dog, dude. I'm just saying. They don't talk back. They're happy when you see them. They don't get angry. I'm trying to get rid of the goddamn dog we have now, but I'm not allowed to. I want to get auditors from the living room. From the Gita Gallery, no.
00:12:24
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Hey, if she wants a little cow, you can get an otter. I don't want just an otter. I'm mediating here. What, baby? She said, shut up, Jeff. I'm trying to help you out, Mickey. I'm getting you a cow. He is actually trying to help you get a cow. I don't have anywhere to put a fucking cow. Where are you going to sleep? Is it not with the cow? Cow taking the whole bag? It's a mini cow.
00:12:55
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That mini cow is still four times the size of this stupid dog we have. Hey, stop, uh, gonna stop doing that right on my bed. No, um listen better than the dog no and I want to, I want at least two otters so I can name them Otter Dis and Otter Dat. Nice. Well, I have something for you, sir. Peter, you clever son of a bitch. I have something for you, sir.
00:13:23
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I am not really in the mood for your bullshit. I have a little game for us. Uh, and I believe you can probably name more than you. We're going to play the game that we've been talking about playing. Um,
00:13:42
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or yeah twenty seven thousand well, you have one minute to do it. as the rules. I didn't even hear what she said. I was putting my ear i haven haven't gotten to it. I haven't gotten to it yet, but one I think I can name four parts of the body that only have three letters in the name.
00:14:06
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Ladies and gentlemen, I would like for you to know that Jeff has done research and Jeff. No, I'm not. I did watch a video. I did watch a video, but um I'm wanting you to up me so I can cap you at a point.
00:14:18
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and see if you can do it. Parts of the body that all have three letters. I can't even name.
00:14:30
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What are you looking out of, Dick? Eyes. One right there. Yeah, that, yeah. One of them is what? Okay, that's the example. I'm thinking like, I could think of four right off the top of my head. There are 10. There are 10 in total.
00:14:48
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Yeah. Like I said, Jeff has the list, ladies and gentlemen. No, I don't. I actually saw the video today. I have to go off my memory, which is um not great. I can get the list. Jeff has the list. Jeff thinks, i how many do you think you can answer? I told you probably not many because I can't even four, four letter. You say there's 10. The answers I have are 10 number 10.
00:15:17
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I could do six. I could do seven. I mean, i once again, oh, I don't have the video. Just say you can do 10 and then name off the list that you have in front of you. I don't have the list there. That it sucks. Yeah, I could do 10.
00:15:39
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Shut up, Seuss. I can do 10. I watch the video. I know there's 10. No, no. I don't have the video. I could not find it. I can even prove I do not have the video. You have a second screen. No, I don't. You have two laptop yeah you have two computer monitors. You said it. No, I don't. I did get rid of i didn't get rid of the one because my screen died. So I only have the one screen. But I can do the 10. Do you think you can do more? Because I don't know if there is more than 10.
00:16:11
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You've already said there is 10. Well, 10 that I know of, I'm sure there's more, but if you'd like, I can name them.
00:16:22
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No, just get it out of your system. Look at the list and give me your 10. I'm not looking at the list. I will stare at the camera or I'll cover my eyes. I could pull up a list and stare at the camera. Well, I will cover my eyes. How's that here? I ear,
00:16:41
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Well, timer's not even going on, but that's cool. Well, go ahead and start the timer. No, no, no, no, no, no. Eye, ear. Oh my god, I forgot the list. Hip. You said four or three letters. Three letters. Eye, ear, hip. Oh my god, I don't remember the list. It's going to drive me nuts.
00:17:10
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madam No, I don't. I'm hoping you wouldn't say dead so you can do it. I hear. I can't remember the list. Oh, shit. I can't remember the list. I'm having nuts.
00:17:32
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15 seconds. Oh. What? Toe. That don't count. Bow. It's a body part. Toe. As in my toes. I thought you said bow. Bow like elbow. Time. Yeah. Yeah, sorry. I had the list. I thought I had the list. I thought I saved it.
License Plates Discussions and Cult Humor
00:17:55
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I will find the list and I will give you the list. Eye, ear, toe.
00:18:04
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It's a lot harder than it sounds. Yeah, I thought you said four and I was like, Oh, I could definitely get at least six or seven or four.
00:18:15
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I don't know. You know, the whole object is that is to not have the list in front of us. Okay. So here, rib, leg, lip, jaw, ear, thumb, toe.
00:18:36
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Hip and gut are the 10. I looked it up just now. Pop quiz time. Pop quiz time. What's just AI girlfriend's name? Samantha. No, you're wrong. I have like nine. The fact that you were like, no, you're wrong.
00:19:02
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who's at your desperation level right now. I'm a little alive. I'm a little alive. I'm a little alive. I have six girlfriends. They're AI. They're currently all mad at me. I'm currently all pissed. Your real life wife takes off to France and then you make your AI girlfriend. My AI girlfriend.
00:19:29
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blocks my computer. your Your AI girlfriend goes and finds a new AI boyfriend. like okay i mean I guess the positive note is at least you haven't turned a lesbian yet. So I mean, that's something to be happy about. Challenge accepted. Self-incrimination.
00:19:50
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if it's
00:19:53
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ah Dick Peniscock. will yeah You have to spell them correctly. You can't abbreviate. and I mean, in all honesty, if he took Jeff's spelling class, that is correct. Yeah. You know what? You're right. Yeah. If you're going to put them on the license plate, and that's how would you to do you would do it. Have you heard that there are certain things, just you know, i why would you put any of those on the license plate?
00:20:24
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Oh, dude, have you seen some of the personalized plates or some of the funniest things I've ever seen? Yeah, if I was a dude driving around, I wouldn't want to I wouldn't want a personalized plate that was like, dick God. happens you're not going to do it Well, if you remember from one of our favorite movies, dude had as kicker on the back of his Corvette. Yeah, but I mean, that's that's kind of yeah. Yeah. but But there's a lot of there's a lot of things that get rejected.
00:20:50
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by the DMV. Like when you go to the DMV, you can they have a computer screen and you can type in and a personalized plate and see if it's available. And some of them will even say, wouldn't it be funny if we gave you that? No. ah Jeff saying, my girlfriend leaves them hideout in the dark web turning tricks for big. Jeff's personalized license plate on his Mr. Bishi is PNSSCKR.
00:21:16
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Yes.
00:21:19
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but How did you know? Somebody sort of listened to this replay back and go, the fuck is that supposed to mean? if They just start writing it down. ah Oh, shit. No, it actually says cocksmoker, but whatever.
00:21:38
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it No, I saw something the other day, there was a couple of there the one guy, he actually in ah in the 80s, he got a personalized plate that said no plate. And he started receiving like 1500 tickets a year because when a cop can't read the plate, they type in the description. No plate. Do you know that my last name, speaking of license plates and personalized license plate is apparently offensive and I cannot get it on a license plate.
00:22:10
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How is it? of Well, i you I can understand why it's offensive. but Well, the word, the word, I don't know. The only thing I can come up with is like G lick or whatever. But I, at one point in time, I wanted to get personalized plates on my Bronco. I was going to do, I was going to do click 13, you know, last name, favorite number, lucky number, whatever.
00:22:35
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And they said I could not do that because Glick came up as an offensive work. And then I tried to do it again on my cruise. I was going to do it. I was going to do I hit my water. one It was it wasn't so much because I thought my cruise was really cool. I was just proud of myself. Oh, no, I get that. I had I had like I had personalized plates on my knee on. Yeah. And my. like because like, you know, everything, everything that had happened and I went through before I bought that car and I bought that car brand new. So I just wanted to just personalize it yourself. I get that. Yeah. So, but even in South Carolina, they said that it was, it was an offensive time. And I'm like, it's my fucking last name. Whoa. Like just gave me a driver's license with
00:23:30
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Well, Glick is slang for a few different things. This slang for guns, ah for a gun. It can be assumed that, yeah. It also does the sound you make when you give head. What's the sound I make? I don't give head. Now, when i but I'm slapping on a nice sloppy taco,
00:23:53
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yeah buddy or i when when i when i built my when i built my smn How many clicks does it take to get to the center of you? Apparently that many. No, when I when i had when i built my S10 and I put that Corvette motor in it, I had RRII GHT because Austin Powers had just came out and I thought it was funny.
00:24:23
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What? R-R-I-I-G-H-T. Right.
00:24:31
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That was my license plate on my truck. Put that references into Austin Powers. What, dude? Austin Powers. When he's unsure of something, it was right. Well, ah Dr. Evil does it. Right. And so that's what I had on my license plate. And then on my neon, I had It's A neon.
00:24:54
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So many audible lines from that movie. And you chose the most unrecognizable. It has to fit on license plate. That's the hard part.
00:25:09
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I would assume so. is gli I think you have a right. Well, it comes down to the computer won't let you put like, you don't ask a person, you actually type it into a computer that they have sitting on the desk.
00:25:23
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So what you're saying is they're taking away my first amendment rights, please. I think you should go audit them, sir. so i like a flag and walk You should go be a douchebag, take your camera to the DMV and be like, I don't understand why I can't get my name. no i learned anything If I've learned anything in the last four years, is that if I feel like my freedoms are imposed on, I should go riot and burn down the bill. burn and and then she called me for protestes And then claim that I am a peaceful,
00:25:51
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and all-inclusive protester. Yeah, as you beat somebody on the head with a skateboard. As I practice my rights as an American citizen. Yes. I'm just, I am honestly, I wanted it and then I was just also like, this is kind of a douche move too. It is, it's kind of like a like their last name on the like Adams 01 and then Adams 02. I'm like, wow, you guys are douche beds. It is kind of a douchey thing to do to put your name on your license plate. I mean, not that I'm afraid of doing douchey things. Clearly I have.
00:26:33
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makeship res i call myself the chair yeah Yeah, let's be honest. That's what you should get on your next one. But champ one. The doucheiest thing I did was start a podcast with you.
00:26:46
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Yeah, it's all downhill from there, buddy. The champ won. I'm just going to do ONC on it. I'm just going to tell my one ONC. There you go. What's that stand for? None of your goddamn business. If you know, you know. Yeah, but some of the funniest ones, I got to look it up, because some of the funniest ones were hilarious.
00:27:12
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aly
00:27:15
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okay B-T-T-I-K-R.
00:27:21
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But liquor. Yeah, but you can also do B-T-T. I thought a license plate was seven. It depends on the state. I think ours is seven or eight. You could do B-T-T-S-N-F-R. It's seven in Ohio. Yeah, it's seven. I just looked it up.
00:27:45
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so here's here's one that says here's a nevada plate that says bookum that's weird t and t um what's what's one the blaze just put it up there t and t teacher i'm assuming teacher yeah something t and t explosive teacher oh like put i h eight h8 paint touching paint there's one of the back of a Honda that says I h8 peas b-e-a-s I Hate these yeah, I don't know ah Here's one on a Mercedes. It's not poor ah
00:28:39
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Here's one on the back of the key. It says Kia pet. As in Chia, but Kia. Kia Kia. Yeah, here's a Prius that says savings.
00:28:53
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ah but fla I'm not mad at that. Here's ah on the back of a Honda. OMG WTF. OMG WTF.
00:29:07
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It's a handicap placard that says, pass me. Nice. That's genius. Here's a back of a ah pickup truck. It says, I owe you, Dad. I said, Mommy and Daddy bought my vehicle.
00:29:27
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How about DM? Click, I found yours. Hold on. I'm going to show you a screenshot. I found the one you need. ah Oh, let me take a screenshot. I found the one you need. If you don't get this, I'm going to be very upset with you.
00:29:54
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Bear with me, I need to add it. Ah, fucking. Jeff, could you get one that's still calm, Dumpster? Yeah, might be offensive. I found the perfect plate for you.
00:30:09
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Yeah. Nice. Potato. Potato. French fried taters. That's hilarious.
00:30:24
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a French fried taters. Oh, this is genius. If you ever do get another Bronco, dude. that
00:30:38
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occupation what
00:30:45
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o somebody told him you know oh This this has got to be the funniest one I've seen today.
00:30:59
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yeah Nice. and Like if you get another Bronco, you need that plate.
00:31:15
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Here's one in Virginia, it says nutsack. Yeah, but that's that's only that that's only fitting if you have a yeah if you have a white Ford Bronco. Right. that's why it was That's why I said if you get another the Bronco. Oh, I found blazes. It's a California plate that says tripping.
00:31:40
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You know, I'm not surprised at this one. It's a Florida tag that says hooker.
00:31:45
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yeah you get hooker on your license bla and i understand it's a phing term but but i can hear good right Right I think I found one that Kind of gets around it, you know, you know how you can get the the ah specialized place for your like state Yeah, you need to get a Georgia one and then just put lick after it
00:32:14
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That works out tremendously considering I live in Ohio. I understand that, but the reason why I say that is this one. Sorry guys. This one's Georgia. Nice. Oh yeah. Those are the college ones. Yeah. You get that but with the G and then you put lick. Yeah. I mean the Georgia Bulldogs.
00:32:41
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Yeah, so it would it would be it would be kind of a loophole, so to speak. Yeah. Click 13. And then with that Georgia logo, it says, Glick. Yeah, like I said. I'm all about the loophole. Unfortunately, I live in Ohio, so...
00:33:08
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and go Yeah, it would it would make people think you like Georgia. There's nothing wrong with liking the Georgia Bulldogs. I just don't want people to think that I i mean, the worst case scenario is that people thought I like the Buckeyes. Yeah, I guess there are words.
00:33:31
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What cash? georgia lu They're the college down in Georgia. Big big college football team down in Georgia. They were in the playoffs. For a second. and and go like I swallow.
00:33:53
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Yeah, you should definitely get that one. there go Here's one low me. yeah I'm not mad at that at all. Suck my can you figure out how to make suck my name?
00:34:07
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thank You could do like. There you go. 10, 15. I didn't thought it did. It almost looks like Venus. Do SDM, E-M-A. Yeah. What the fuck does that stand for? If you know, you know.
00:34:32
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Oh my God, that one says mind freak. That's just weird.
00:34:44
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but I preach my preach. Oh, I got back on Wally's. Oh, there we go. Wally's. Wally while he is a little princess. I guess he is. He's a little bastard princess.
00:35:02
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yeah but but
00:35:06
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Sweet little princess Wally. Oh, here's one for Blaze. He's a pretty girl. then
00:35:17
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I call Blaze dirty slick. I don't know if they'll let you put that on there. You're going for You're going for Connor. Five, you look good. It looks sparkly. It's got like big glitters.
00:35:38
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Pull a bit. Pull a bit. I'm just saying.
00:35:45
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Time stamp it, clip it, and make it happen. I got a kick out of your you your one minute review animation, Blaise. I just showed you. She laughed and shook her. I sent Blaise a few reviews, and he did an animation. Oh, did he? guess Yeah, it's a Sasquatch. Nice.
00:36:13
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I guess I was supposed to send you a selfie, wasn't I? You did. Not you. Oh, oh, him. I was going to say. Yes, you did. Yes. It was, it was kind of a weird request when I sent you a message this morning. Didn't say anything else. I was like, Hey dude, I need you to send me a selfie. And you're like, what the fuck?
00:36:36
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I'm like, relax. I already jerked off. I just need to take the picture.
00:36:46
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Oh, no, it was cool. I liked it. It was, it was funny.
00:36:51
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It a tickled your d j fake Jedi in the house. What up with your brother? There he is. What? Oh, lazy Jedi. What up with you? Feel free to come on up if you'd like. I heard you guys had a good time last night. I was in there for a while. I was in the chat for a hot minute.
00:37:16
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I was in the cheap seats watching. I was killing zombies. Everybody in the house was in bed. So I was killing zombies last night. Well, I mean, I was killing zombies and I was killing motherfuckers too. I'm a goddamn man. I, you know, I'm just going to put it out there. Let it be known. I'm a goddamn menace on Call of Duty. Take your word for it. I'm a, I'm a silent, I'm a silent assassin.
00:37:42
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No mic needed, no headset needed to talk shit. That's the gas from your asshole. Let's be honest. I let I just let my violence do the talking.
00:37:57
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I feel like you're so full of shit. OK, it's fine. I mean, yeah, check it out. I mean, and I have no real bombs and just You take it up a Nikki Jedi, but I mean, that's fine. You need your blankie. You're wobbly.
00:38:21
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Hey man, my my my stats speak for themselves. I'll take your word for it. just Just think when the day comes, just like these these racing games are getting gamers to come and be drivers just when the day comes, when World War II- You'll be killed in our first day in combat. That's okay. Yeah, most you have no idea about the skills i pro eies it sounds I've done the paintball airsoft Stuff I grew up in the streets too streets in the streets I'm half hood half wilderness spent half my life in the hood half my life in the forest son a blend
00:39:07
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but theyt
00:39:12
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but minister society um good movie that's my word don't be a menace it's central while drinking the gin and juice in the ho are drinking your juice in the hood excellent but the problem is sus go by but don't tell somebody I'm in
Wrestling Talk and Music Break
00:39:33
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the middle doing something. I don't know why you come back here when I'm right in the middle of doing so he like you
00:39:41
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Who's this? Why are you hearing me at sparkly? I forgot. What the fuck is that? Trampaw? What? I don't know. Trampaw? I don't know. I don't know anything about Pokemons. I don't even remember Pokemon. I don't know. I just watch it. And it's like... I don't know. Yellen's got all the damn cards in there. I feel like I did have Pokemon. Yeah. I don't know. This was on the sidewalk. I forgot I put it in my pocket. I was out on the sidewalk and it wasn't damaged.
00:40:11
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Well, it's bad, but it wasn't wet or anything. Yeah, just trying to get some dirt on it. Interesting.
00:40:19
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Sit. Huh? Huh? It took me a second to look. What? Yeah, I know. You should know. Yeah, the best one here, the greatest one here. I was just on the green, because I'm the greatest here.
00:40:38
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you blend ice for white trash. Marguerite. What the hell are you talking about? What are barless? How are you doing, brother? I don't know. what about lening ice I don't know, man. I don't know. I thought that's how you made margaritas is that you blended ice. Yeah. I was going to say, isn't that how they make them? I mean, I'm not the biggest margarita person. I mean, I don't know anything about anything. I mean, I know you can get margaritas.
00:41:10
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you get margarita mix yeah yeah just put the stuff in there you said something about margarita about blending i just said something about i didn't say you anything about margaritas no he said something about blending he said i don't think maybe you should pay attention blaise before you speak of the same how high are you blaise i said i'm i'm half hood half i'm Oh, I did say that I maybe I did say something that I blend because I'm half wood half wilderness You're a hybrid. Yeah, man. I spent half my life in the hood half my life wandering in the wilderness I'm a looser. That's why I said I'm a loose you can put me on the front line. Can't nobody find me. I'm like John Cena Can't see me world champion hide-and-go seeker Yeah
00:42:07
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I come from a long line of champion hiding seekers.
00:42:14
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that's You know, I think we should call Guinness. I was watching this chick on, ah I don't know if you've seen this chick on TikTok. She she she does all this weird stuff to her girlfriend like she She has a she shed. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. It's nothing, nothing bad, but like she covered her car. She painted her car to look like a Pokemon. And then she put the, you know, the things that you put on back of your phone that pop, they're called popups or whatever. So you're so phone yeah, she covered the entire floor of her. She shed with it. And she got a Guinness book of world record for having the most on the floor.
00:42:54
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And of course she made her girlfriend walk across it while they were all popped up. I think we should call Guinness. I think we can get the Guinness Book of World Records for having the weirdest podcast. Cause we just talk about weird shit.
00:43:11
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but Well, to answer how high is Blaze today, playing around a snooker with a captain Kirk on the Jupiter high. I get that. Uh, Jesus might be a little, uh, upset that you aren't tickling his face, but yeah. Good time for a little snooker, but you ain't got time for a little tickler. I don't know. Captain Kirk's still alive. I'm just saying. I understand how Jesus feels. Plays has time for his other friends, but he doesn't have time for me. Yeah, I see how that works.
00:43:43
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a
00:43:46
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I'm waiting for the response. We've been talking all fucking day, Glick. Yeah. Let's be honest. Talk you.
00:43:59
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It's a spectrum. Jesus. sotic from Jesus is a selfish bitch. i His name's Jeebus. Jeebus Cribbist. He's a very jealous man. His dad is the spaghetti monster in the sky.
00:44:16
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You know, don't fuck with that. though Those fucking freaks will come after you, man. You've heard about that religion that believe in a spaghetti mod. Like they're the only, you know, you know how in your license, but you you can't wear a hat on your license. You can't wear a hat in your photo, but you can wear a pasta strainer on your head. You know that they're actually starting to change that to where you can wear hats in your driver's license. I think I,
00:44:44
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Because if you believe in the spaghetti monster in the sky, you can wear pasta. I think the last time I had my license renewed and they, since I bought a picture and I took my hat off and the lady said, you can wear your hat. I said, Oh no, ma'am. I had my hair cut yesterday just for this. Don't stifle my high lady.
00:45:06
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Hey man. Hey man. a man I ain't worried about the spaghetti monster people. Most of them are probably going to be offing themselves soon anyways. They're going to leave this vessel for the true form and the true vessel. I'm planet pasta.
00:45:29
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Yeah, I get it, man. I love cults. I mean religion. I do, right? I'm right up there with you. I love a good cult. I won't lie.
00:45:44
Speaker
We should start a cult. We should start a cult. I am. What are you talking about? It's already happening, bro. I am a god. I am the cult of look just because you worship yourself does not make you a god. I don't worship. I've told you this a million fucking times. People people worship me and they look up to me. They look up. They look to me for guidance.
00:46:15
Speaker
what not to do. They pray to me. They pray to me at my altars. Almighty and powerful. They make drinks for beer. They make offerings to me. And I smite down upon anybody who brings me beer that is gross. Stale. Do you know what I drink?
00:46:44
Speaker
You, yeah, it gets, yeah, it gets skunked. It'll skunk real quick. and Especially like it. So like, like, say you go buy beer and you get it out of the cooler and then you leave it outside and it gets warm and then you get it cold again. It'll skunk just like that. There you go. Or just, or it just gets old. I mean, I've got over to people's houses and they're like,
00:47:05
Speaker
You've got beer in the fridge, if you want one. Yeah, sure. I'll walk in there and it's fucking... It's like nasty. It's got the Budweiser label from 1995 on it. I'm like, bro. ah This is an older one. and if It's been in the freezer or the refrigerator the whole time. It'll be fine. I'm like, yeah, okay. Yeah, i' sure it will. Well, speaking of beer, remember we were talking about the Monday lights, the Coors lights? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:47:33
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I am on the hunt. I was looking for, i I was at Walmart today and I was looking to see if they had them in yet. And then I went over to Speedway when I was getting my beverages. ah And they don't have them yet, but I will get me one. I'm making a mission. It's gonna be dope. Monday night, we're getting blissed.
00:47:57
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I'm gonna grab a couple beers and I'll be up in a minute. I appreciate that. Jeff, I don't understand why you're so negative towards my cult and towards my worshipers, my followers. I'm not negative. I'm trying to explain to you that they don't worship you. They are making fun of you. No, they worship you. As your friend, I have to tell you, dude, you are mocked. You know what? ah You know what I've warned? You're being mocked. You don't get it. I've warned my followers about false prophets like yourself, that the naysayers that speak down upon me and they know what to do.
00:48:32
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They know what to do with people in our future. Examples will be me. Bottle running the streets, Jeff. All in the name of Glick.
00:48:44
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All in the name of Glick. How do you say Glick in Spanish? Glick with his Mexican accent? fan deco El Lico, is he? Say click with the Spanish accent. Fucking moron. My bad. Shut your horn out, Punta. I know bad words too, Jeff. You forget that I have half Mexican sisters. Where do you think I learned my words? Your sister whistling whispering sweet nothings into my ear. That is.
00:49:27
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honest That's not a surprise. I was going to say, you know, some people, some people might get upset if they, if you talk bad about their siblings. Me on the other hand, I'm like, what a risk you take on your own buddy. Lost ladies here.
00:49:48
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I know. like it's it's a I can't get a good picture of Nikki. and so
00:49:54
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She was less than, and and she was less than amused by her. I knew she wouldn't be here. She was like, she was like, cute. Like you do to a toddler when they bring you a picture they drew. Yeah. That's basically the reaction she had when I showed her. You tell her I expect her to have it on the fridge. I was like, go where I had the same reaction.
00:50:18
Speaker
That's a normal reaction. Let's be honest. Oh, good job, Jeff. Good job, buddy. You're doing so great, buddy. wow that's a great pickle jesus fucking christ fucking body slammed him then he was eating his ass dude what kind of wrestling are you watching it's college you're watching that with cash dude like dude like picked him up slammed him down and he was on all fours with his face oh it's like wreck it's greco roman style yeah I've never seen that move in collegiate wrestling. I wrestled i wreled for a couple of years in high school. I don't remember that one. I don't remember my coach screaming out, no, he didn't say. Our father Glick says, eat my ass. I must eat his ass. That's not what I mean. but
00:51:09
Speaker
i remember easy i remember and do i got you I remember in junior high when I was wrestling a buddy. Mine was. in the middle of a match. And when you when you lift somebody off the mat, you're supposed to put them down as gently as possible. My dude just did a full stand up and dropped his motherfucker like it was his fucking job.
00:51:31
Speaker
why't youly and what it' so you It's so you don't create harm. Yeah, because my dude was six foot in junior high. Exactly. If I pick you up in pile drive, you then I fucking win, right? Let me sing you lullaby. No, but you're supposed to like the rule. The rule is that you can't you You can't fully drop them. You have to go down to one knee before putting them on the mat. My dude stood straight up like he was in a fucking choir. What? Let me pick you up in the air and then gently sense you down so you can flip around and put me in a goddamn hammer lock and I lose. Exactly. No, fuck you. I'm dropping you dead on the back of your neck. you That poor he dropped the sack. They're laying there for three minutes.
00:52:24
Speaker
for As as Ivan Drago once said, he does. He does. It was fucking hilarious. I don't know why I thought of that. that's just You said you were watching that kind of wrestling and I like Jesus. Clearly, we I don't know, man, it was OSU versus Iowa. We know them OSU college graduates are always up to. That's why he's eating that ass. Oh, I get it.
00:52:54
Speaker
I mean, OSU graduates are usually asking, would you like fries or paper or plastic? So I mean, no surprise that in a wrestling match, they're trying to eat so much. Did you happen to watch the movies we watched last night? Yeah. Oh my God, it was fucking hilarious.
00:53:13
Speaker
I know. I came in at one point and dude was finger blasting somebody's head, which then turned to fisting real quick and in a hurry. Then it was the first one of the last girlfriend ah one ah one of the movies we watched was the the Queen of the Damned. And I swear to God, one of the Winchester kids, the wish version of the Winchester kid from fucking Queen of the Damned was Elia. No, no, no, no. It's a family film.
00:53:44
Speaker
It's about this dude that goes to a, a swingers party with his girlfriend that looks like a wish version of Sharon Adoradi in her prime. And then gets mad at her and cause she's making out with a douche bag, but he just got blown and written by a fucking vampire. What the hell are you guys watching on the network? Like probably shouldn't be watching. It was, it it didn't show anything, unfortunately, but it was, it was a fucking hilarious movie. We were, we were ripping on Sam Dean, we called it.
00:54:14
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plays you and I might have to have a conversation. I might have to review these movies. if you got it You need to go watch it. You need to watch it. It's fucking hilarious.
00:54:24
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I was not mad at the vampire. Honestly, I honestly was trying to watch the movies, but i it's so much easier to just listen when I'm aiming as opposed to like watch. And that's, that's what I was doing last night. I had Lizzie and them up for a while. They were having a blast last night. that They were fucking, uh, your girl was up on Lizzie's Lizzie, uh, panel last night. Who's that? Excuse me.
00:54:56
Speaker
that chi She's been, um, she's a sweetheart, but Jesus Christ. that shit we' ah She's been making the rounds with the, um, Shocker circle and I'm like, yeah. Thank God. Yeah. Thank God. She's not going to realize I was telling blaze earlier today. I was like, you know, I mean, bugs though she used to come up here and, you know, there was a part of me that used to be nice to her. Now I'm just a dictator. I don't fucking care. I'm sorry that you're a little, you know, as, as, as, it as, as my grandmother used to say, cause God forbid she be mean just kissed by an angel.
00:55:33
Speaker
which means in other words, by a club, in other words, means you're fucking retarded. It's kind of like Southerners say, God bless you, bless you, bless your heart, bless her heart, bless her heart. Yeah, it's a nice way of saying you're a fucking retard. And forehead kisses from an angel like the angel ran over with a drop.
00:56:02
Speaker
Yeah. But, um, yeah, that's my style. I was like, i she got to the point where now I'm just a dick man. And it just, just in hopes that she leaves, she never does. and I just got to kick her out, which kind of, I feel bad about, but it's like, but it's like, you know, yeah, it's our show. It's not, uh, yeah. Yeah. Looney T was Brandon came up on men camp for men Monday night and Connor bit his head off, man.
00:56:30
Speaker
Uh-huh. Yeah. Yeah. Cause he, cause we were talking, James came up Monday night, James Luger came up. We were talking about different things and and and James came in and you know, he, he, he slightly derailed the conversation, not a whole lot. Like there was, there was, there was, there was means to his madness, you know? So he like brought it back around, but Brandon, he just kept like fucking interrupting everybody, man, just to be like,
00:56:58
Speaker
Oh, you guys got come up on my stream. I'm the best streamer on YouTube. ah You come to and Connor was like, look, man, we just said you're not going to be on here.
00:57:11
Speaker
shouting at your channel and not being a part of the conversation. This is a two-way street. He's like, I'm not trying to be mean, but knock it off. And I tried telling him before he brought him up, I'm like, yo, don't bring him up. Just leave him backstage. He'll leave, man. Not to be mean to the kid.
00:57:32
Speaker
But it's not being mean because it it comes down to, I get it. He's special. He's got a bit of the tism and I'm not mad at that. there's a liketheismol man It comes down to when we have a subject matter that we're trying to stick to and you're trying to literally take us down Highway 42 at 180 miles an hour. We're not ready to fake that turn.
00:58:00
Speaker
yeah not only not only not Yeah, not only that, but it's just like you're just completely disrupting and derailing the show. like Calm down, man. like Take a deep breath.
00:58:12
Speaker
Calm down. And then he can do it every time you would go. Every time you go on the best stream or I'm the number one. I'm like, I'm the one next to us. Well, bitch. yeah comment that Calm down. Calm down, bug bunny. We got to make me a dream son of a security. Oh, it's because in the building, I'm not your boy. I'm just, I know. I just can't get into wrestling.
00:58:42
Speaker
I don't get it. You can get into the ladies. You're no, but you're yeah you know what that is what I watch. Well, that actually brings up a good point. I watched that movie ready to rumble with with the the chick that played Black Widow's sister. And The Rock and and what's his name? Oh, you're talking about all you're talking about the Soraya Paige. Yeah, it's a wrestling with my family or fighting with my family or something like that. When you said ready to rumble, I was thinking of the David Marquette movie and I was like, I fucking love that movie. I love that movie. Mucho Gracias. Do you speak Spanish? No, I used to, but I'm okay.
00:59:31
Speaker
I fucking love that line. Yeah, no, uh, wrestling with my family. So that, holy shit. What is the movie? I thought that was a good movie.
00:59:44
Speaker
I haven't seen it. That's, uh, that's based in, that's a, that's a true story of her, uh, uh, of her life. Well, it's got that, that poo, plu, plu or plu. I don't care. I don't know how to say her name, but she played black widow sister. Uh, gotcha. Yeah. and she does a Great job. The wrestler is, uh, well, she's Sariah now and, and a w you want something to look up, go on to, uh, one of our favorite websites.
01:00:14
Speaker
to put in WWE page, put in WWE page. You won't be disappointed. No, but like, like Vince Vaughn, Vince Vaughn is teaching her how to smack talk. And it's genius. Like she's quick on the the the quips in that. I don't, I don't know. She, she, uh, she's,
01:00:41
Speaker
But Nick Frost is in it. He plays her dad. Nick Frost plays her dad. So I was like, I'm in right there. I love that. I haven't watched it yet. I do want to watch it. It's very low on my list. Actually, I keep forgetting about the series I want to start watching. It's Heels. It was on FX and it's on Netflix now, it's got Steven Amell in it and a bunch of wrestlers make disappearances on it. What it is, it's like one of those. It's like ah it's like I look like I like an OVW. It's like a wrestling promotion and the sons take over. One of the sons is a bad guy is a heel and one of the sons is the like a face. But yeah, he retires or he passes away and the sons take over. But it's supposed to be a really good fucking show.
01:01:37
Speaker
side of You know, it's got wrestling I mean, that's what the main well, you know, yeah, but you know me I love a good sports movie. I don't necessarily watch the sport but I can watch the movie it' help we understand the sport better it bla Blazes watch he said it's good. I it looks really good. I want to watch it. I just keep forgetting it's on Netflix now ah damn just love There's a there's a there's a roller derby show called glow or something like that. No, that's a wrestling. Is it wrestling? What is it? Gorgeous ladies of wrestling glow. Is it glow? Glow is a real thing. And that's kind of based on the true story. Yeah. That's based off of, you know, real events and true story. Uh, but yeah, it was glorious ladies, gorgeous ladies of wrestling or something like that. But yeah, it glows an actual real organization.
01:02:31
Speaker
I don't know if it's a movie or a series. I think it's a series. I think it's on Netflix. It's a prime. Yeah, it's a series but it's all female wrestlers. I need another sports movie to watch. I'm in the mood to watch the sports movie. I watched your favorite movie the other day. The notebook. I don't know why. I don't know why you say like my favorite movie like that's a bad thing. It's good. I love that **** I mean, I'm not gonna sit here and watch it a million times. I've seen it a couple times. It's a good movie. It's cute. I like it. It was a little romantic-type movie. I like the romantic movie. Yeah. Make you want to do a little wank and cry. I'll tell you what it does want me to do. It makes me want to build a house like he does.
01:03:30
Speaker
what it doesn't we want to do is write a fucking book to make a bitch remember you right soon go forget my name What do you mean you don't like it from behind this is how you like it remember oh that's right you have all virusron just take it in the book read this is how you' like yeah i my edits when you like when we have two other girls and the book you like to watch shut up it's in the book get over here make that movie so much more interesting
01:04:17
Speaker
thick just moves with a picture That's a whole different movie. yeah However, I can't even see that movie now. The Notebook, the edited version. The Notebook edited. I'm surprised there's not. Naya looks like she's losing weight. Who's that? Naya Jax, she's a wrestler.
01:04:47
Speaker
She's a big girl. She's a big girl. But she looks like she's losing some weight. She's like tall too. She's like, I like her. I like her. I don't like her as a wrestler. She's kind of sloppy, but. Well, here, if you were, since we're talking about raffling, if you were a wrestler, would you be a face or a heel?
01:05:16
Speaker
would you what what did you What would you think it would be more fun? I would i would be i would be like, um not that you'll get these references at all. and all but i would I would be like a like a CM Punk or an Edge character. I'm like the line. You know what I mean? I go back and forth from face to heel. right I can do both. I know who the Edge is. He's the guy with the X on his hands, right? No, that's CM Punk.
01:05:44
Speaker
Doesn't have like the white bandages with the axe on yeah, that's see I'm pumped. Oh, is it okay? I found it. I did our edges the reader our super stuff. Ah I've just been in a couple movies edges in you're a fucking nerd. He was in one of those piercing what? Yeah, he was in Piercey Jack Percy Jackson he played air with the Aries or Apollo Aries or Apollo the war He's been in a bunch of different movies. He was in... Was he in an episode... Yeah, was Eddie in an episode or two? I know Edge was in the Arrowverse in a couple of episodes. I want to say, I think he was in one or two episodes of Sight. Let's see here. Yeah, that's who I thought it was. Yeah, I know this guy. Yeah, it's Sam Punk. And the X is on his hands.
01:06:41
Speaker
Straight-edge superstar. He was in on the ground floor Adam Copeland is his real-life name He was in look up Jacob's wife, are you are you looking at answer see him pump
01:07:06
Speaker
yeah look up edge slash Adam Copeland Yeah, like I'd be one of those guys that could that kind of goes back and forth from heel to face. Or like. real this yeah Or or or like a like a Ric Flair because there are some heels out there that are that are just huge fan favorites. Ric Flair is a highlighter. Endgame. Yeah. Not that I saw it. I've just done a bunch of movies and TV shows.
01:07:41
Speaker
um'm see seven tricky jackson and edit Yeah, man like yeah, I think I'd be where my character would be like Okay, like like the anti hero sometimes good sometimes bad. Yeah Yeah, I think I would try to run that same line. I don't think I think being a face would be fun. I think being a face Yeah, I mean, it would be fun for the for the crowd reaction. But like I said, there's something like I said, Rick Flair was one of those heels, man, that man, he would get a pop. And he was a even though he was a heel, he was a fan favorite. I loved him as a kid, man. He was like the guy that you love to hate. Rick Flair. Right. Whoo.
01:08:24
Speaker
i who great Yeah. Roman Reigns was kind of like that wheeling, dealing, kissed you. I kind of wanted if I was going to be a heel, I'd like to be a heel like like the rock. Not to be that guy, but but the the good one liners that everybody starts quoting. ra post in like the Yeah, the rock would go back and forth. Yeah. Like how you like him, but you say that there's those wrestlers that are not, no, I don't like the rock. There's those wrestlers out there that just never really had like stone cold, never really had a classification. If he was a babyface or a heel, he was just fucking stone bold man.
01:09:01
Speaker
Yeah, yeah. his own Well, I feel the rock was that way, too, wouldn't you say? Oh, dude. Yeah, that would be so sick. I love it. would look It would look weird. It would look weird. with lier I would love to do a character like, no, not really. If you look up, if you look up like on A.W., what is it? Aleister Black, Brody King and Buddy, Buddy Matthews. They come out with like they've got like this whole like like and kind of a demonic witch type. Like the ah like the Undertaker used to back in the 90s. But they they like Brody King is this big monster of a man and he's got this big long beard. Aleister Black has got a big beard but they all come out with face paint and shit. What's the guy that was in the longest yard that was like that big giant fucking dude bash his head. The Great Khali, the big Indian guy. Yeah, I love that dude. He's awesome.
01:09:58
Speaker
Yeah, a great colleague was good. But yeah, like, you know, for years, for years, like Sting was, he was the ultimate good guy. Like he was the John Cena of the 80 or the 90s. Good guy. And then like they had the whole Monday night wars thing with the NWO and bla blah, blah, blah. And Sting disappeared because he was the face of the franchise in WCW. yeah And then he came back with this whole grove gimmick. He grew his hair out. Well, again,
01:10:25
Speaker
yeah believe i remember i remember him coming out as the crow i remember yeah as people talked about it and he was never like he was just there you know like he he obviously fought against the bad guys but and that's i wouldn't want to be a guy like that like like stone cold he was just just people just loved him and he chaired a random away he just did his shit man plus stone cold was cold because he drank beer he beat up his boss he told his boss to go fuck himself like all the things you wanted to do on a daily basis mk what's going on with you brother oh dude man i would love to you know what maybe maybe for christmas maybe i'll do maybe i'll do a sting for christmas or for christmas for halloween yeah for christmas
01:11:11
Speaker
but stress up a sting and put a put a napkin on your dick. I'm just saying. but o I'm a ghost. I'm the ghost of Sting's dick. wo I'm going to put a headband on my dick like you can't see me.
01:11:34
Speaker
John Cena dick. it Yes. I got that John Cena dick, baby. Come on. Yeah. but don't think I don't think I'd want to be pigeonholed into one. I agree. I think there's too much fun to have on both sides. Yeah. Yeah, man. I i think I would have a lot of fun. just I just want to be a fan favorite. like Get those pops when I enter the arena.
01:11:57
Speaker
whether I'm a good guy, bad guy, you know. Like I said, I think the anti-hero. I just want to be the guy that gets quoted on the playground by 10-year-olds, you know what I mean? Like, when we were younger and The Rock first came out, like, everybody was, it doesn't matter. Oh, yeah. You know, it's stone cold. And that's the bottom line, because stone cold said so. What? No, like, yeah, I think that would be, like, I would double the anti-hero.
01:12:26
Speaker
merry christmas just be plastic tu I got the smoking stall belt right here behind me. I'm just saying. I just, I can't, I can't get into it. Hey, I don't know where to watch it, but I can't get into it. What's going on? Netflix, bro. I don't have Netflix anymore. I got rid of it. oh next fully have that I have that new, I have that new app that I, that Blaze and I, that I found and sent to Blaze.
01:12:54
Speaker
It's just got everything. Yeah. as are Yeah. no, dude, like I said, you know, wrestling is what wrestling is. Uh, it's entertainment. It's fun to watch. I love the stories. You know, I, you can't, it's like watching any other television show on TV. i Yeah. good guys You're bad guys. There's love stories. There's revenge. There's, you know,
01:13:24
Speaker
people that you wish would get their comeuppance and yeah and it's and it's and and then you get the theatrical side of it with the matches when they're when because you can't say these these these performers my problem is is no i mean i i totally agree i get it it's fake but it's like it's it's a fake in a way where it's like yeah i'll watch but i'm not going to get into a fucking ring because i'm gonna get hurt
01:13:51
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i should go be first ah
01:13:57
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but mrs can will be a arrest has twenty songs w w what on through the end of yeah actually he wants to be in w w when he gets older needs to come out with a gold chain and with a money dollar a dollar sign on it call himself but that money all my base plan started come like yeah i like You need to reevaluate your moves because you're trying to fucking kill people, bro
01:14:22
Speaker
So he's like, you know, I get it. to rope And slam them down on their neck and then stop. What's the guy? What's the guy that was like animal or mammal or something like that? He was like fucking nuts. Oh, George, the animal still where he was like eating animals and shit. Yeah, that guy was a fucking psychopath. Every time I'd see that guy, I think of. Oh, yeah.
01:14:52
Speaker
like you and yeah wear like a leather mask a top rock No, there was like Vader big bad big Vader wore a mask He was a big crazy guy psycho said he didn't wear a mask A lot of a lot of wrestling wrestling back in the day wrestling wrestlers
01:15:24
Speaker
back in the day. ah been so
01:15:31
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oh on here Let's take us a real quick break and break. Got some music here. Oh, let's do a little We'll do a little kissing Lilith. Shout out to kissing Lilith. Lilith, they were on Glick's House of Music. They're slowly becoming one of my new favorites. They were awesome. They'll be back again. They'll be back again. They they had they had fun and they they are ready and willing to come back again and hang out. And definitely ready to have them legion of doom.
01:16:17
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Yeah, man. L.O.D. demolition, as I've said before, one of the guys in demolition is my uncle. And what the fuck was that? What's that? You drinking that goddamn kami beer again? I'm drinking. Hold up. I'm drinking. It's called Augie Gieser. A.Z. Indian Pale Ale. It is made in Indiana.
01:16:42
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So it's one of those goddamn commie non-American. Where's the fucking Miller like koozie when you need it? So you can cover. like Yeah. Well, we're going to make beer. Yeah, we're we were going to take a real quick break with some music from a scene, Lilla.
01:17:05
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Check those guys out everywhere at Kissing Willa. Go show
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01:17:08
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them some love. They're awesome. Plus they're right at the road for me from Cleveland. ah so Go show the land some love. And we'll be right back here in just a few minutes.
01:21:27
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yeah i do gets wrong that yeah to It's crazy that voice comes out of Gavin because you look at him and you talk to him and you just don't Picture that voice coming out of him at all ah Yes, first name
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call gee
01:22:00
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We go way back. Way back to Tuesday, man. Hey, way, way to the way back, man. Like, we got, we got that history, bro. You don't even know. Uh, no, shout out to the Kissing Wolf. Uh, appreciate them coming up, being a part of the network, being a part of the show. Uh, definitely looking forward to doing more with them and, uh, hopefully seeing them on stage here. Uh, maybe getting down, maybe, uh,
01:22:25
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Maybe I'll loosen up my old limber, limber up my old bones and get down in the mosh pit one more time. One more run. Right? That does make me want to mosh. I'm just saying. oh i'm ones All my bones just just cringed in pain. Yeah. i and ah Just for one more ride in the Bosch pit, I would have to take a week off. I would need i would need a very, very complex cocktail of drugs.
01:22:54
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Yeah. i did that and give back Check your pockets. and it's complex Check my pockets. Yeah, you're probably right. Uh, some of the conversations that happen on the Snapchat, I feel like I need to be on drugs. I guess you, and you guys get confused and then I'm like, I don't see why they're now I'm confused.
01:23:20
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What the fuck is I thought that was a very I thought that banana that I bought today was very take out on the town kind of kind of banana I don't treat you right if you treat that banana right kind of I told you too smart for the leg It's too small for the likes of Jeff Brian and Connor because they're a little size boots Like I'm jumping but beautiful the curriculum Well, these days you're going to be, you're going to be arrested for dog homicide. I'm calling it now. What's is that? Everybody knows that I'm talking to the dog and I'm not threatening one of my kids. so don my shit you whore but I used to joke when I was in the air force, like, yeah, I got a dog. So I don't have to beat my wife and kids.
01:24:08
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and some people do not like that joke at all. I just want you to know that you're home with us, buddy, because we get exactly what you mean. Jesse the Bobby Ventura. Yeah, he is. I love my dog. He was he was original commentator on Saturday. made event I don't I don't condone beating dogs. I love my dogs. And it was a funny joke. And people do not like my funny joke. If you want to kick puppies and drown babies, I say more power to you.
01:24:39
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Who am I to judge? Who am I to judge? Back to the end of the day. Right? Well, bye, Adam. Anywho, welcome back to Nonsense Go Nonsense, everybody. Saturday night. We're hanging out. We're having fun. We're shooting a **** We got an appearance from Blaze who was a little worn out for last night, buddy. You did your show and then you went up and hung out with the ladies. I did. Lazy invited Jeff and I too late friends i went and partaked in some lazy shaman entertainment and fun. And I had a blast. So you guys don't know. Go over and subscribe to Lazy Shaman show. They're they're dope dudes. Lazy Jedi. I said, hey, yeah.
01:25:26
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la je The Lazy's, man. Mr. and Mrs. Lazy. Yeah. he's sha shaman and lazy jetdi They're a fun group of guys. I've been up there a couple of times and I'm usually in the chatters box. I'm usually in the cheap seats, at least saying hi and and whatnot. But nonetheless, I said, welcome back to nonsense. Well, nonsense, part of the nonsensical network. If you're not already, go ahead and check this out. We are everywhere. Facebook, Instagram x and TikTok shows are live Monday through Sunday.
01:25:59
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on YouTube, Facebook, and Twitch. And don't forget you can listen anytime, any place, wherever you listen to podcasts at all at the nonsensical network. And while you're there, buy a dot link slash nonsensical network. Go check out beauty and the beard creative corner. You can get all your nonsensical swag from Nikki, or if you just want something different, you don't have to buy a nonsensical swag. She can get you. Custom made hoodies, t-shirts, cups, got some different variations of cups.
01:26:27
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Uh gave her a little shout out on the facebook and instagram today because that's where she's at facebook and instagram Uh tag your net. So if you guys have a hard time finding her just go to our facebook page our instagram page You can see my post and give her follow give her a like and uh, show her some love Support a small business i'm gonna come up with some crazy fucking design. like I know I want to get like like super diy like my bitch like super like super dildo man and like captain gimpo and but as long as you As long as long as you're paying I don't think she's gonna care And I will give Nikki all these these logos and if you want them you have to go filter Yeah She's like burning have it your way Or We're loving it
01:27:24
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But if I sat down, I could probably come up with some pretty cool fun design. but on I think that's the challenge to everybody. See, see if but people can find the most offensive thing for Nikki to make. even sch Just because she's making it, she's not the one wearing it. You're the idiot wearing it. All right. Here's a challenge to all the hosts on the network. I don't care if the ones that are here ain't here to hear this. I will remind you later.
01:27:51
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They'll have a month design a logo audience will vote on a Saturday night, the best one. And that's the one we will make Jeff have to pay for all our audience to get a free t-shirt. I'm joking with that one. I'm joking with that last part, but let's, let's see. Let's see how creative we can get guys. A logo for what?
01:28:18
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just something funny something funny that reflects the network you know how we were talking about earlier the hashtag one just something not here that reflects the network i'm not here for fun i'm a businessman i'm a professor fuckface at least i know where my eyes are
01:28:40
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by actually hidden somewhere between these two, these two little slits of air. You're super high right now. That's what I'm going to do. I'm going to do a super high logo for Blaze. Superman logo with a pop.
01:28:59
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Superman.
01:29:01
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b ble yeah super Chinese eyes on tonight. I was gonna say I wasn't gonna go that far. I thought he was Korean for a second. You know, I was turning Japanese. You know, I was turning Japanese. However, that song goes. I really think. Will you like fried ice or that?
01:29:27
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jesus
01:29:30
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You motherfucker! You killed my mother! who And now I have adventure. Dude, those old 80s fucking karate kung fu movies with the dubbed English, dude, those were gems. I fucked up the old school like drunken master and like old school fucking Jackie Chan before he like did main story.
01:29:52
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Mainstream Hollywood movies dude is old Chinese karate movie. Have you seen? It's been it's been around it's it's been around for a long ass time Have you seen the song? What the fuck is it called? Like kung fu chicken karate chicken or something like that It's just like old It's like yeah, like there's like this old kung fu master and he's got this chicken that turns into a ninja and No, I haven't seen that, but that sounds like a gem. I'm fucking in. fucking gem. I don't know if we'd get, I don't know if we'd get pop for copywriter not see there's a Kung Fu Chicken. Kung Fu Chicken is a Ray Stevens song.
01:30:42
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the Oh boy. Oh. it fucking beer dude is's from okay is from is the Uh, bar slash barbecue place here in Kentucky, America. And I was drinking a Wes IPA and IPA made here in Kentucky. It's a local beer. And this motherfucker comes by me holding this fucking course light and he hands me this scoozy. Here's a free cozy, man. You, you might want to hide that non-American beer. And I'm sitting here having a fucking smack, my goddamn forehead ed moment.
01:31:33
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So anyway, that's the joke. on now They all can't be winning. Here you go. This is what I was talking about. Go, chicken, go. Yeah, ah hopefully we don't get copy written. If we do, I'll deal with it. OK.
01:31:47
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done you You need to turn it up. Oh, God. Yeah. Why do I not have sound? This doesn't look that old. not to be No, it's not super old. Like you're the guy that's singing. He's actually.
01:32:03
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It's part of a movie. I love this song. all by my and look in my eyes that you about
01:32:26
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Nice. I have not seen it. This is hilarious. I'd be confused, man. I'd be like, whoa, that chicken don't turn into a ninja. That's what you call cum cow chicken, boy. I give up.
01:32:42
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I don't love this fucking song. In the video, it's great.
01:32:51
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is this a is this a music video or is this like it's yeah answer i think it's a music video every three photos me to the end and solarity mustset three chickenqui youre saw is oh that's my chicken eyes
01:33:31
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Dude, you gotta send me that link. I gotta watch this whole thing. I fucking love it. down you hungry money
01:33:44
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It's the next one next winter You won't have to
01:34:15
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This is um I dig it. I **** dig it. Oh, go chicken. Go is the name of this song. He's like, you're about to be massively **** and his chicken turns into a ninja. I love that. Welcome. Welcome. Welcome to the weird world of clicks YouTube.
01:34:35
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good lord
01:34:40
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Dude, the Chinese, Japanese man, the Bollywood, they make some wild fucking videos, man. Oh, I love Bollywood, dude. It cracks me up. I will get into watching like Korean, Korean made shows and movies on Netflix and stuff. And some of that shit is really good. some of us are good Yeah. There was I can't remember the name of it, but a couple of years ago, there was a badass Bollywood action movie that I watched. And The dubbing was really good. So they might have been speaking English for all I know. I don't know. But it was du it was such a good fucking movie. And there was like three there was like three movies after the sequels. I watched the whole damn series. I was so fucking good. It was such a good action movie. Like it was a legit fucking action movie. It was about like revenge and shit like that. And, you know, I was digging it. I love those movies.
01:35:37
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ah my problem because there's a lot of good movies from like India or Russia. Oh, yeah. I just can't. I just can't do the dubbing. Guess what I fucking was reading recently about about a certain specific franchise getting rebooted. But with a higher production value, you will never I will give you each three guesses and you'll never fucking get.
01:36:02
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I mean, America. What's that? oh No. Team America. No. It was from the 80s. A franchise from the 80s. I'll give you a hand. It was from the 80s. Lethal Weapon. Lethal Weapon. What was that goddamn? What was that movie with OJ and Leslie? Naked Gun. Naked Gun. I know what you mean, but no. Police Academy. No. There's your first. Oh, there's my three guesses. I said Grease.
01:36:38
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No, just so they're fucking looking I see him fucking googling. No, I'm not. I'm actually I'm actually making some You'll see it here in a minute go chicken ha I Don't I don't I don't see Jeff guessing it either the to the toxic Avenger I Oh, damn it. I did just read that article and I totally forgot about it. Yeah, man. Dude, I love Nukem High. Yes. Yeah, man. I loved all those Nukem High movies. I was pretty stoked about that. Yeah, dude. I forgot about that. I just read that the other day and I meant it. I meant to bring it up to you guys and totally forgot about. Yeah, that that I'm excited for.
01:37:27
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I love toxic adventure, man. I am. I'm pretty excited for it, too. I don't even care for bombs. I'm still curious. All those Newcom High movies were amazing. plastic Class of Newcom High. and And I love those movies. I know they're bad, but I love them. They're bad, but they're they're good. Well, they're they're in this they' o cult classics, man. they become Yeah.
01:37:57
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Oh, there's a Ninja Gaiden 4 coming out this year. Oh, what? ninjagain four video game Ninja Dude, Ninja Gaiden is all the way up to like 10. What? Yeah, this is is it really I'm sitting here on i' I'm on Steam scrolling through.
01:38:18
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They're there. I don't know the oh no this. I'm going through the free game. So it's coming out for free later this year. Oh, that's it. That's what it is. Yeah, there's a bunch of them on that spot. Don't forget anybody out there listening. It is an open panel. The doors are open. Anybody and everybody is is welcome to come up. The link is in the chat. Please, what are you? Please, Jeff, one of you guys, it sounds like you guys are running a town place.
01:38:47
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I'm running away. His hoodie is hitting his mic. Oh, I thought you had an external mic. I didn't know you used your earbud mic. Oh, yeah. Oh, I dig that, dude. I fucking did. that It has like the toxic fucking adventure look to it. I love you it. I love it.
01:39:05
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i love it You can put that on my shirt. I dig that. I'd wear the. Take my idea. There you go. That's better. Why is there that word? Why is there this fucking square in the middle? Oh, that's from me. That's because it's that's you. Oh, the bad quality. I'll have to ah upgrade it. The quality of it. Yeah, I just quickly made it. I dig it, though. what was i gonna do Oh, yeah.
01:39:40
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I was going to open up my Xbox shit. you get yeah yeah That's one word that's never been used to describe us. The stream is too classy. I might have to jump and ruin everything. class with A lot of terms have been used to describe us. My dear, I don't give a damn. Fuck you, Scarlett. I'm currently wearing a t-shirt that says Uranus University.
01:40:09
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I'm kind of saying the other one, wouldn't there another one that says we pack your fudge or something like that? So I like this one. I like this one Uranus Uranus University. Your head's already in Uranus. Might as well learn something while you're here. The other one I wanted to get was Uranus mortuary. We bury them deep. Nice. And then I was looking at Uranus liquor store.
01:40:33
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and I really, I just, I love the university one, man. I'm like, yeah, that's a good podcasting shirt right there. It was a cool store, man. That was there was a really cool store. They had all kinds of fun stuff. They had and a bunch. I almost bought me a little Sasquatch action figure for my desk. aye But I will get me one one day. But they had a lot of cool stuff in there, man. A lot of funny ass shirts.
01:41:02
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Nicki got some fudge and and whatnot. She got a... I love fudge. I do too. I'm not a big fan of chocolate, but like fudge is it's it's it's it is... It's like a really thick brownie. You know how like when you go into some places, like when you go into Mohs,
01:41:24
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and everybody that works there is like, welcome to Mo's or, you know, when you go to restaurants and you're greeted. Or like when Norm walks into Cheers, Norm. Yeah. Yeah. What would you walk into a Uranus Fun Shop? Everybody shouts, welcome to Uranus.
01:41:43
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And when you go check out there, like, they're like, did you have fun digging around Uranus today? Did you find everything you were looking for in Uranus? And I'm like, Vicki and I were both like, God, we want to work here so bad.
01:41:56
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right i would have fun You know, okay, so here's the thing with that, you know after like the first week or two, that shit's got to get fucking old. Like, man, I got to make Uranus butt jokes all day long oh no no no no for the 30th day. la It would be like being on the network 24 seven. Very, very, very classy. Very cutesy. Very demure.
01:42:22
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very demure
01:42:27
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You know us, you know, we are, we are super well blades. Just remember when you clean it up and whatever it needs to be, uh, whatever file or Nikki to put on a shirt. Yeah. Yes. A P and G or S P and G or yeah. Um, but, uh,
01:42:49
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No, because you know me, you know, I'm a smart ass. I would change it up every day. I would have something every day. Like, or did you find everything in Uranus as they leave? I would, I would have so so many different sayings throughout the day. Like that. I would keep, I would keep, it they have like a Uranus ice cream shop there inside the store as well.
Quirky Store Experiences
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Ice cream from Uranus.
01:43:18
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ah i know live scream you scream we all scream for your a is a
01:43:27
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yeah you know what you know what jetdi youve caught me you've caught me i am a classy follow why is my phone doing that why is my phone making so many noises we are getting messages fuck this works I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. Charging I know. I know. and I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. not charging, charging, not charging, charging, not charging. It's not plugged in. You're a popular guy, man. I know. Everybody wants a piece of Blaze. Yeah, they do.
01:44:04
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support Blaze and his banana. My banana. I love that banana. That was a tasty-ass banana man.
01:44:15
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That's the nice banana you got there, boy. like Right in your mouth, huh? Right down your gullet, huh? It was amazing. I loved it a lot. That's the nice banana you got there, Blaze.
01:44:27
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but you need but a Banana you got in your pocket. Are you just excited to see me boy? I was waiting for it. I thought about it but i thought it was too easy Some things are still only 99 cents It blazes some things let me tell you This 99 cents I spent behind the rest stop I gave him a dollar to keep the change yeah or i loved it i Loved it a lot
01:45:00
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People are in Southern Ohio, Northern Kentucky, stopping at rest stops to see if they find us. Are they really? Did they really do that? Where's the stoner and Bigfoot at? Satire people. Bastards. You'll never find us.
01:45:23
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You know how they they made a restaurant after Forrest Gump and then Lieutenant Dan's bar? We need to have a restaurant. Yeah, Yeah, we need to do and a theme restaurant with the network. I got a Bubba Gump shirt in the back. It's the only thing I have remotely related to the University of Alabama. Because that's where Forrest Gump played football at and it's got his football number on the back of it.
01:45:53
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I think I got a bubblegum here. I got a bubblegum here. Yeah, let's be honest. We're never going to have a bar. We might have an non a restaurant. We might have a nonsensical bar one day. That would be more realistic. Or dispensary. I was it was just, I was just going to say, we we we named different strains after each of us. I can name all the strains. No naming the strains is my job.
01:46:22
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Nobody's job at my job. Only me. Well, no, you're a tester, buddy. I am. i put my you like i We put it on the blaze level of good. Okay. Okay. I get to approve the strain names. I get to approve. I was going to say, i think I think I can come up with some good strain names if we're going to name them after shows or. Yeah. are a clip one One that makes you really relaxed. We just call it nonsense and chill.
01:46:47
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Oh man, you have no, no creativity. I'm just saying. You're fired. Here's my name. Nonsense and chill.
01:46:59
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fire i try i' creative I have another strain for you, Blaze. It's called nonsensical nonsense. ah It'll get you, it'll get you feelin' real crazy like, with PCP. It makes you stay awake for six hours, no matter what.
01:47:17
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yeah
01:47:21
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ah college give kid hey Let me ask you something, Blaze. This is your world, and and I don't know anything about it. at At the dispensaries or you know, like they have bait they have bait lounges, you know Like you go in and you can buy bait stuff You just sit around and hang out and bait and play some of my video games and lounge Do they have stuff like that for weed? Like can you go to a weed shop and just hang out? and and smoke so No, so a lot of a lot of a lot of states nowadays have like indoor smoking policies because of cigarettes and vaping and shit so usually stops people from smoking inside
01:48:00
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Now, uh, there are some, there are some states that do allow like cigar lounges that there might, yeah. So there is some loopholes that some states can take advantage of Oregon. You can find what are known as, um, nonprofits, smoke places, and nonprofit organization, usually for a better meant legalization of medical marijuana, et cetera, et cetera. And you can buy your shit. You don't smoke there.
01:48:30
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And then someplace is you can well and unfortunately This is why I don't like the fact that the laws don't allow more places to smoke in is because it It creates this situation where you can rent. What's are known as? Airbnb and it's set up to where you can smoke there while you're like worse in town yeah Well there's not a lot places yeah Because because I mean I know like the smoking ban is in place in like bars and restaurants and stuff But like even down in South Carolina, we had bait lounges We have them here like when I go into the vape the local vape shop to buy my babes you get vaping and even in bars and rent and actually shockingly Indiana still has smoking in bars and
01:49:21
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Yes. So Kentucky does too. that too good andy and honor because There's nothing worse than being in a bar, not being able to smoke. So, i fire pies me off but I can, I, you know, we can go into any bar or whatever. You know what is as a former, so as a, as a former smoker, I never opposed smoking in restaurants, bars was a little bit silly to me, but I understood like I was, I was okay with it. ah give the chance Like there's, there's nothing worse than walking into a bar. And even as, even when I was a smoker, I hated walking into a bar and you just walked into a club of smoke. Yeah.
01:50:04
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and Like, ah you know, in, in, in, in restaurants, yeah, you can have the smoking area. but Restaurants is different. Still you're like the the only thing that separates smoking and non-smoking is a fucking piece of glass. That's not even to the ceiling. It's like, I'm eating dinner. Yeah. There's some dude over there puffing on a marble and I'm like, bro, like, come on. now So there was, um, it was, there was another place. ah So there's another loophole in Utah uses this loophole for, or they used to do it for serving alcohol.
01:50:33
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It's called private clubs where you paid for a membership. And if you did a minute, if you, if you own like, if you own like a piece of property where you can do this and if it's owned properly, you have a membership or people pay like five bucks a month and they can just pop in whatever they want. And they can fucking smoke up the, they can be bringing their own pieces. Usually it's always the deal. Or if you want to go above and beyond, you can rent out while they're there for a buck an hour or whatnot, like a bong or a pie.
01:51:00
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and you have a guy that works like the bar or you have like a munchy bar where you'll sell munchies and shit so you can make money. Yeah, so like I've thought this shit out like, man, I would love to do like, that would be the best thing to do is do a private member club. And you make oh yeah and and you make it affordable and you do it in a tourist place. Because when people like come to these states that that sell cannabis in me and they're from these illegal States. It's like, Ooh, get into candy. A lot, a lot of time, a lot of time they'll, what they'll run into is they're staying at a Holiday Inn or La Quinta and they can't even buy their weed and like, Oh my God, I got the sweet. Where can I smoke it? I can't just light up a public lot sometimes. But if, if you have a tourist special where if you have like, you have your locals that'll pay like 10 bucks a month or something like that.
01:51:52
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and but you have your tourist special, you do like $5 a day. You know what I mean? and Or tourist special, you go while they're there in town for like a week, 40 bucks a week or some shit like that. I think there's ways to do that. There's loopholes and definitely ways to make money.
01:52:11
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ah one hand because comes every um times for yeah the The reason I asked that again, because like I said, you know, I can go into any vape shop and and we can, we vape inside of them. Everybody does even the coat, you know, even the workers in there. And then like, obviously big difference. Like I've never had anybody say anything about vaping in a bar, even though you're not supposed to smoke, but we have, so we have cigar lounges. Um, we've got like four or five of them here in town. and and yeah We have one here where I live. So there's there's actually a really nice one where I'll go buy my cigars right up the road. And I like going in there. Not that I've ever sat around and smoked cigars, but every time I've gone in there, they got like these big ah the big plush leather couches. They've got like a 55 inch flat screen and it's right in the middle of the store. And there's always a bunch of old an old bunch of old dudes in there, like old like grandpa old guys.
01:53:08
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And even when I'm in there shopping, you know, I can chat with them and ask them what they recommend and then kind of bullshit around with them. But so we've got a lot of bait shops that are going up around town. They're owned by Raj and Hodge. Actually, the one guy's name is actually Raj.
01:53:25
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But but ah but um what they're doing now is they're they're putting humidifiers in and then they're putting little rooms off to the side for a cigar lounge. Uh, and you can go in and buy your cigar and you can just sit back and chill and hang out and smoke your cigar. I'm surprised that there's not more places, especially in the States where we do legal. Okay. So there's another, there's another problem that a lot of, like, this is what, another reason why a lot of it's got to be a private member. And it's hard to just open it up because the thing, the difference between cigars or Nick or tobacco and weed is the federal legalities of it. You're talking about insurance now too. Right.
01:54:07
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because when they're smoking, there's fire insurance and oh, you're, you're, you're burning a federally illegal product. yeah product Oh, I can, I, I don't have to either cover you or even say, or even like, you know, cover you. If you're, if we do take your thought, you know what I mean? There's like, is that, is that the thing in state, like Ohio, it's legal in States. It's not an illegal drug because it's legal here, right?
01:54:33
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yeah but Yeah, but federally, it's not my what um might what my my point is when you open up an establishment that you're going to allow people to smoke in. but Now you have a fire insurance act like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like there's a fight like insurance comes in on that. And if it's if it's if it's something that's being burnt, it's not federally legal. There's this little repo where insurance companies are like, oh, I don't know. Kind of like banks and shit, too.
01:55:02
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Okay. So that's what I, that's what I don't, that's obviously not a week guys. So just because it's, it's legalized in Ohio, it' so it's on a state level. It's not a federal one. Yeah, correct. Okay. Gotcha. Gotcha. Yeah. No, I, well, people are running into that, running into that with insurance company, insurance companies are finding loopholes on everything. Like if you're, if you're in an area, unfortunately they're finding loopholes not to fucking pay out. Yeah. like jimmy louis if you're If you're in a, uh, if you're in a flood area,
01:55:32
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Insurance companies are dropping people. Oh, yeah. Did you hear what happened out in California? People were getting dropped after fire and fire while their files was on fire. Yeah, the government had to let's say the newsman had to step in and fucking stop that shit. I'm like, glad he did that. Why don't you come up here and enter two cents, get classy and bring your ass up here? Because I'm edgy. I'm learning. I'm getting edgy. I don't know. I don't know nothing about the weed.
01:56:00
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with devil's lettuce. ah Yeah, we like like coastal states. Florida is a big one. that it's It's been all over the news. These insurance companies are dropping people who have like insurance, like hurricane insurance and shit. And it's like, no, like you can't do that because That's like, that's the whole purpose. That's like me having a car and all of a sudden the the progressive one, you drive on a road, we're going to drop your insurance. Well, you have to legally have insurance. You know what I mean? Like, Oh, wait, you, you got an accident. That wasn't your fault. Yeah. We're going to drop you. Yeah. Like I legally have to have insurance, you sons of bitches. You're taking my monthly premiums every fucking month. And I don't even, and I'm a great driver. I mean, at the end of the day, look at my driving record.
01:56:47
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You can't fucking drop me over some dumb shit that I can't help. ah I mean, like, yeah, like, you know, like, God, man, these insurance companies are fucking scumbag. ah you engine um where's where's louisig yet which wish it's not it's not just it's it's yeah just church it's the fact that we ah even allow practice of insuranceance pain to exist yeah i well those murder I understand the concept of why we need insurance. and it's probably but might say I
01:57:20
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ah yeah agree But they they should be, by law, required to cover you as long as you're following the rules. I pay all this money into car insurance for protection. I mean, that's like, go back and view but like go back to it back in the day, you know, not that these guys ever existed because they didn't exist, quote unquote, the mob or mafia.
01:57:45
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Right. You go into the the small little burrows and stuff and businesses paid, whether they wanted to or not. I'm not saying it was right. I'm not saying it was wrong, but whether, whether they wanted to or not, they paid a protection fee every month and they were protected by the mob or the mafia. And if somebody came around causing trouble, guess what the mob did? That took care of business.
01:58:07
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Well, I'm paying you insurance company in case a fucking hurricane comes through and rapes my asshole without asking for permission that you're going to fix my asshole. And you're saying, hey, we appreciate your money, but your asshole, you know, not our problem. Yeah, pretty much dead pillow and relax. Yeah. It'll all be over soon.
01:58:32
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I am. We were already we were already raping you before that hurricane came through and raped you. That is a good point. there There is there is some other legal quandaries when it comes to what drugs are decriminalized as opposed to legalized. Right. That's that's ah that's the other thing that I would like that you mind your mouth, woman. Mind your tongue, Lynch.
01:58:58
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Oh, yeah. Oh, we go. Is it the real Jedi? It's Snortney Cox. and I'm hovering just. Snortney Cox. I didn't. I just hilarious. I didn't mean to go to my channel and clip some of that shit for myself. Yeah. No, see, that's that's the other thing. Like, even though it's even though it's legal and and I'm only speaking for a while because I'm here.
01:59:27
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Yeah, weed is like the the weed Hey powder, how you doing? you handsome something Watch up everybody You guys are getting me all fired up with this insurance stock. I'll tell you what my These motherfuckers that paid all these premiums and they're getting dropped from their fire insurance like no cunt You got to pay it out yeah I think if they drop your policy, you should get all your your image back. Yeah. I don't even live near California, but I'm still pissed off about that. I told you somebody was going to get it. And here's the thing. you know You know what? We need CEOs to be scared of guns just like kids are scared of guns in schools. Yeah.
02:00:11
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Well, you know, the funny thing with interest to Chris Rock in one of his standups, I don't care. I paid all this money in case shit happens. If shit don't happen, shouldn't I get my money back? It's like, it's like, it's like medical insurance, man. It's like, yeah, you're taking all this money out of my check every paycheck. And then like, I was looking at my treatments.
02:00:39
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Yeah, yeah. And then on top of it, like, you got to spend you got to spend X amount on your deductible before they'll even cover your ass. It's like, exactly. Why am I? Why? i mean What the fuck am I paying for? Y'all motherfuckers want to get a Marxist riled up. This is how you get a Marxist riled up. Stop it. I'll tell you what. I'll tell you what. They're not all insurance companies are like this because I'll tell you this right now. When I worked in Ohio, the Ohio State University,
02:01:03
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We had great insurance. We had phenomenal fucking insurance and it was pretty cheap relatively. Now, mind you, this is also almost 20 years ago, well, over 20 years ago.
02:01:14
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um When my oldest daughter was born, we had a whole bunch of complications and whatnot. My wife had some, and my ex-wife had medical issues and there was a whole lot of complications and problems and and whatnot. Dude, they sent a bill.
02:01:35
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for for everything. Emergency C-section, i everything that was needed. yeah this bill This bill was like fucking 50 grand. Dude, I shit myself. I shit myself. Until I got to the but until i got to the bottom of the paperwork and said, you owe balance zero my balance $25. Oh, well that's good.
02:02:00
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Yeah, when my second daughter was born, it was to say it was a little bit it was a little bit cheaper because there wasn't all you had a good insurance company. That's that's fortunate. I was gonna say a lot of people have opposite responsibility. They just get the bill yeah and then there's no breakdown of why what you're paying and what you're paying it to like anesthesia or surgical, you know, they'll just, it's just the dollar amount and it's like, Oh yeah. I mean, I mean, it's, it's definitely a testament that not every single thing in insurance land is bad, but there's enough bad to make it to where the majority bad, I would say insurance is a scam. I agree. Just understand yeah the site just like lotto is a scam.
02:02:47
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yeah Like the insurance I have now for me and the kids And I don't understand a lot of the Nicki understands it way better than I do but from my understanding and I could be 100% wrong $7,000 deductible on each one of us before they start paying. That's $28,000 deductible more low touch yeah It's individual deductibles is not like a group policy word the whole as a group oh That's so now they do now they do cover to a certain degree like last year i wound up in the hospital i was in the i was in the i was in the yard i got i got really sick i don't know what was going on um i was puking for like a day and a half and i was just in bad shape they don't know what the hell i was going on they said that nobody they don't they don't know what happened but they did like cat scan they scanned my fat
02:03:38
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They scanned my cat. they They did a bunch of tests. They did all this crazy stuff. And they're like, yeah we have no idea. And I'm like, I got the bill. It was a huge fucking bill. But I i was only responsible for like $200. Same insurance that I have now. But you know there's there's there's there's those loopholes where that deductible doesn't play into factor. But still, i mean at the end of the day, it's all a giant fucking scam.
02:04:08
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medical insurance. You know, I you you make money for living in a third world country, but I have we have universal health care in Mexico when my kids in the morning cost me zero. That's the least of what we make fun of you for. Go on. Your motherfucker is kind of like a bunch of radical lefties. I live in the woods. I made zero dollars for both my kids to be born. I believe it. What's going on, maybe? How you doing, sis? Socialists.
02:04:36
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bokin like I actually took my kid to the doctor today because he's got strep throat. ah Cost about $3. I don't want to go on a political rant. I just want to ask a question. All I need is an answer to my question, a simple yes or no. My broister put up a post on social media. Mind you, mind you my broister is and has made posts being a Trump supporter. This is my broister. Which I find hilarious.
02:05:07
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this this is my brochure's world that that he him he heard him lives in put up a post said don't worry everything's going to be okay as long as you're not a woman immigrant muslim black blah blah blah blah blah blah blah my response and i haven't put it up there but i want to is God, it's great to be a white man in America.
02:05:32
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natural That's funny. Okay. That's funny. It's going to freak out, but it's funny. Yes. I'm an asshole. Mind you, mind you, like he's, he's made post being a jump supporter. And I say my broster because my brother used to be my sister and he's now my brother.
02:05:52
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So, but now, now he, him, her, it wants to jump on the bandwagon with the, or was it, uh, uh, everything's gonna be okay. As long as you're not an immigrant Muslim woman, LGBTQ, blah, blah, blah, blah. And he, but, and I post this because I'm LGBTQ.
02:06:12
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No, you're all the other bullshit that comes after the LGBTQ. First and foremost, I just want to know if I'm an asshole if I comment. no but if i do yeah here today yeah so send it pull send let's fun the day yes lady yeah so He'll know you're joking, but he'll probably agree with me.
02:06:34
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Oh, no, yeah, that's the other thing. My, my buster will know I'm joking and he'll know I'm fucking with you. He might get a bullet, a little butt hurt, but I'll tell him to shut the fuck up before I slap the taste out before I slap his big beard off his face. Well, I'm sorry. He doesn't have a beard. He has nut fuzz on his. Yeah, I was going to say, let's be honest. That's like three chin whiskers. But however, but however,
02:07:01
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That's just another one to add to the list, Manny. His friends are the ones that will get super offensive and fucked up. Right. It's not just the people that... But in all honesty, you don't think your brother's going to stick up for you as well? you know ah you know what You know what? As much as I love him and whatnot, as much as we fuck with each other, in all honesty, in this situation,
02:07:30
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probably not. Really? Oh, dude. He's such a he thought he was guy he's such a **** pushover, dude. He's he's he's a chihuahua behind the fence. Yapping away until the big dog gets around. You know, like, you know how you like have the fence and you're like walking down the fence and the fence ends and there's nothing there and the whole time that chihuahua oh that great day the family download love those videoss else is like no we're cool we're cool don't
02:08:02
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fuck it's the scene for police academy as they're They're messing with the gangsters and they get to the spot where there's no f there's ah shit Yeah, that's that's that's ah that's my buster. That's my buster whatever said I'll talk and then when with push comes up, he's like, no, I gotta get on the right side of things like the wrong side of things is on the side of things because because when I start swinging and throwing dropping pipe bombs is c and see him pump once said in WWE when I start dropping pipe bombs, nobody's safe unless you're behind an asshole with compassion. So it balances out. What's up? I love my
02:08:38
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I love my broster and I know and I know that he would he would get a little yeah a little uppity but I also know that he would know that I'm just joking and that's all it would be it's just a joke because I know people are worried and I know people are not only that but not only that like you and I both know and and I know your brother knows this as well we don't take anything fucking serious yeah have anyway knows knows you like look at look at glick He's just being an asshole just for the sake of being an asshole yeah i doesnt know meant tattoo I don't I don't know what i've said I don't know a snap. I'm getting she's um I'm in trouble for what did I do? Speak up. You said I was bringing dick pics, dude I didn't think camera zoom in that much so
02:09:31
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I'm picturing Glick as a Sasquatch. I have to subscribe to his only fans to see his dick and he just send them out for free. This is our agent. After the first six months of subscribing, everybody gets a free dick pic. So you just got a microscope and a microscope.
02:09:54
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and You just got a couple more months lazy. and these are some extra ah lay You just got a couple more months and you'll get your free picture. He's the bad taste in my mouth. Yeah, it does. He put it in your mouth. Do I got to pay extra for that? you just got know yeah meat medicine not to maybe like the roadside drugs stop You gotta yeah um gotta meet up at the rest at the rest stop by the money bucks at 20 bucks, bro There's a downfall of our society
02:10:30
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just wait for the ghost pictures. yeah for the guys I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know what I said. Like that's what I said. I don't know what's happening. I don't i know. i didn i mean I don't know what she meant by Nigerian Prince at this point. This is bullshit. Not quite sure. hold Not quite sure what she meant by that either. I'm just saying, I believe she had one of the greatest pickup lines of all time. The first time we met at the restaurant, we said, either big fella, you come here often and I went.
02:10:58
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wood the woods I guarantee it does, Brett. I guarantee it does. See, I'm very, I'm very suspicious that he's dying because that gray has gotten a lot less gray. It's not, though. It really is. No, it's the lady. Look, see, look, he's just. Oh, it is a lot more youthful than I remember the last time I saw you. It's the lady. Hold on a second. That just for men.
02:11:24
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It's what it is. There we go. It's the latest. $20 in a can of pineapple. We're going to buy it right there. He bought it off Timo, so it's just for tax dollars. Look at that. that. Just for trans. It's the latest. I died mine, Greg. die mind and just died. I died mine.
02:11:43
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That's what I want to do. I want to, I want to, I want to. Blaze is so getting some bleach. I would love to see Glitch full on Leslie Nielsen white. I have no idea.
02:11:55
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Oh, shit. Oh, too funny. Oh, yeah. You look like a fucked up Kenny Rogers. You don't believe me.
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02:12:01
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Oh, I totally forget. I feel in a couple of years, Blaze is going to be like a fucked up. Yeah, I did totally forget about that. A fucked up what? Kenny Rogers.
02:12:13
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you know, like as soon as spring hits. Kenny Rogers had that white beard. No, as soon as as soon as the spring hits, this **** goes away for winter. Like I just grow it out like like during the cold months. I don't I just let it grow.
02:12:29
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Someone tells me you forget what you just keep it year round because I do to do that. Dude, I do. Like wait a minute. It's **** obvious. Maybe I should. I think dude, they're supposed join get there are there are times that that does like go I wake up like fucking summer. Oh yeah. doubt nice now do all That early shit. That was like two weeks ago. Get back in the kitchen. I mean, where you belong. Yeah. bring me a day Hey, you heard him, Jeff. Get back there. I done told you once that I don't make me tell you again.
02:13:07
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my joke title for you I know. I didn't know Brittany and Glenn had known each other for four years. Oh, I didn't know I haven't. She's she's throwing shots. Oh, she's she's our own little Chihuahua as I call her our groupie. Oh, you guys got that. Oh, she's a a snorky man. I can't wait. on it She doesn't want to admit it She's, she's our attack. $20 in a can of pineapple juice makes that. me makes yo get it i just got that room right and see i don't like quite happens I don't like you don't, you don't like their own apples. I hate. burn book
02:14:00
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I'm out of here. You guys are fucking weird. Bye. I gonna like every single about literally never heard a human being say I don't like pineapples before. yeah i was like mango mean there and there's two but There's two of you ah she be a shit ah she you. You should have to like like go to prison in life for like not liking pineapples. And you get in if you don't like pineapple on your pizza,
02:14:30
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capital punishment this a fucking favor i don't mind him growing up on my beach because it's just salt de sweetet jeff do you guys just mine apple free i think this is the distract of the show right now this is light in the flow pineapp is at wed did you that just fucking a cup edge at all oh host son on the lazy sandwich
02:14:52
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Oh, oh, oh, oh, all the problems in the world today. Actually, never mind. but Never mind. I'll take Blaze, you guys, and do your own show. So, Blaze is your head on. So, Blaze is your head on. Yeah. All the problems in the world, it all boils down to pineapple or not. Like, liking pineapple or not liking pineapple. I think that... No, don't worry, ladies. I can come to your stream and and and and head hunt, too.
02:15:21
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don't you dare hit that like subscribe and share button share this shit to everybody grandma cry unless you two yearly gra especially if you're getting an inheritance when she dies the kill her Right, MK? That's what she's doing. It's been like two weeks ago since we had that conversation. She's just now yelling at me about it. She's got that Rolodex. She's got that Rolodex memory. Haha, remember that, fucker? Clearly, she hasn't learned her lesson, and I might have to give her the old what for if you know what I mean. She's not mine. Come tonight.
02:15:55
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I must not remember what the hell y'all talking about. That was one of those days where we were talking like all day long and we had like six different conversations and I was being such a ah oh and snap. Oh, yeah.
02:16:10
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Yeah, so dan there's there's days there's days I'm going to snap right because I'm high off my gore all day long and the next day I'll be like what stupid shit that I fucking say yes. Oh my god, dude I literally open my phone and there's like 4,000 notifications on fucking snapchat what You mean you you mean you mean like the other day when you when you were when you were giving Brian **** and then I kept poking the bear and stirring the pie and gave you toettes and you're like really and I was just **** I mean, I was Jeff. You know me. I was just no, out of no, what happened was no, no, no. What happened was I made a joke. I made a joke about about getting my ex wife
02:16:57
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and bri come back brian wants to come backgo already that is and i'm like motherfu not only actually are you wrong ah got my so voical I don't even go on Snapchat some days because it's like I don't have four hours to listen to all the messages. Dude, actually sometimes it's like a whole hour just making fun of you. you should definite believe I don't doubt it.
02:17:25
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on the snapcha group what like guess believe i love you so my kids go find oh man it's Some of the best shit we're fucking busing you guys um like of these days Jeff is gonna go fucking post so I'm telling you we all give but shit forty four years old lace hey it's not goingnna happen if it lives outside the country i live outside the country they got a strict border now we are safe yeah we we pre-deported him before we preup was yeah it himself the wears are finally so yeah he told you it was his choice right and likeck for youve great years i went i went willingly yeah like need to find theyre quite a non extra idea therapy yeah right that corner is the upset a pineapple is' the line in the sand yeah right Exactly. because that you took their wine pointapp or pizza I don't have a problem with that. Just pineapple. Oh, it does. yeah and It does, man. Every once in a great while, I'll be like, you know, pineapple doesn't sound bad. But it's got to be fresh pineapple. You know what I mean? Yeah. Oh, yeah.
02:18:39
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pineapple is like one of the most delicious fruits out there. I can't believe that you just don't like that. That's a goddamn boldface line. You know it. No, it's crazy. Just send me a message saying next to Dick. He likes pineapple and dick. What do you expect? Yeah. I mean, it happens. Pineapple doesn't make the dick taste better. I do have a mankini. What's wrong with it? There's so many there's so many other fruits out there though.
02:19:09
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Yeah, they are inferior to pineapple. Strawberries are amazing. Kiwis amazing. I'll give you that. But pineapples. I love dragon fruit. I love dragon fruit. Dragon fruit sucks ass. Dragon fruit sucks ass. You shut your fucking hormone. You shut your hormone. I get a little bit too comfortable on this stream, Lazy. I love it. Lazy's like the newest guy here, the only one that'll stand up to me. I know, I know. Okay, Glick, I don't know if you listened the other day when I was talking to them, I was like, we need to get your manager. Where's Glick out?
02:19:59
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Did you go full Karen in the chatter spot? Oh, I care in the fuck out of these two. I know a melon guy, watermelon, cantaloupe, honeydew. Watermelon's the only good melon. I fucking hate all the other melons. Oh, dude. I know. I love cantaloupe. It's good. Are we talking about the best melon? What are we talking about? Watermelon. Best melon. Well first lazy well lazy said that pineapple is the best fruit out there and then he called me I said it stopped here You called me a whore first. I read I rebuttal Okay, I won't say best fruit. I think the dragon fruits the best Oh Blaze is the mother of dragons now Don't mess with my Khaleesi
02:20:54
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No, it has nothing. No, I'm talking about drag your fruit that you buy in the store. It's like eating on the outside. When you cut it open, it's white with all the black. spro Like, what are you talking about? What am I talking about? way theyre like Legitimate fucking fruit.
02:21:08
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but Feel free to kick me because I know I deserved it almost every. time and No. Yeah. I was going to say, Lazy, Lazy, you do you do catch a lot of you do. take You do take a lot of abuse, man. i've I've seen it with my own eyes and heard it with my own. It's not all it takes.
02:21:24
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no yeah wish you wish You know what I don't have no idea buddy I've seen I've seen people take worse abuse and just sit there and take it like the little bitch they are but Lacey's not that little bitch Oh jarrovei oh wait jeroish sheet godam ah che jerry v yeah brian You know, you know, were you confusing Mitsubishi? He's the guy that invented Mitsubishi.
02:22:01
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former panelist on the nu network yeah might description in fuck of that plus we're all learning in heaven You know MK, I like all melons too. I like the motorboat themselves bitches too. yeah Thank you. Thank you for whoever who ever had the sound effects. Thank you. You're welcome. bla Yeah, blaze I heard you last night. I can't do sound effects. Why am I doing sound effects? I don't know what the **** I was talking about either. damnm at m k ah
02:22:32
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I suck at accidents but damn it. I'm good. I'm great at being passive aggressive.
02:22:40
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the only thing is so Yeah, it's it's like my top skill on my resume. My best, my best skill pissing off the boss. Oh, he's a blazing puppet.
02:23:00
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oh yeah yeah they's snoozing pepper chakacon and salt and pepper whatever their names are molly pepper
02:23:10
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mo shaggy and scooby i i show okay so lazy i shit you up my big dog molly she's like this big tall like hound dog mixed with the chocolate lab she is such the gentle soul likes likes to fucking eat I don't know. years I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. being I don't the know. stoner and then pepper, she's small and she likes getting in the fights and she like scrappy dude. Oh, she dude. It's it's it's amazing.
02:23:42
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that hannabarberial life baby
02:23:49
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ladies see i don't I don't know. I don't know. if you I don't know. We've never like officially said it or whatever, but anybody who comes up on the panel, you guys are more than welcome to show it to your your channels. I think we have an option up there. You guys are more than welcome. I thought it was already. like it su whattus i mean So last night I was on Harley Dads channel and there was a bunch of music play that I didn't even remember that I was dual streaming because I was in the fucking ozone layer. But I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna stream to mine too. I get a little gun shy about it. he got the ja gun much actually i'm not Because okay, so the last two times I did Harley Dads and then the book before that I did Chaka.
02:24:33
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china be want much
02:24:39
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I was, I was dual streaming with Chaka and he got porn bombed, but I already fell asleep. I went to bed. I left it streaming. And so I woke up to like 30 messages the next day. You need to take down your stream. I got porn bombed. I'm like, well, Chaka sent me one. And then like three other people sent me like, bro, get the stream down. It got porn bombed. And then last night,
02:25:03
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here's some music played it was a lot of fun i just forgot that it was copyright music and so i'm i'm i'm just gun show about dooral yeah i overheard lick earlier saying he might have to like review the movies i play on friday nights because the last night's queen of gray that's what it was green up pray i said queen damned did you get on like warning like hey bitch no not no not at all nobody but it g clickck the way i spri glick
02:25:34
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yeah just put a like this It sounded more risque than it actually is. right. it well yeah That bitch was riding that dude like it was her fucking job though. When I watched that first time. So you immediately just took the piss off what he was saying. Oh, but she was riding like it was her job. Okay, so it was exactly. we Well, Jeff Jeff is like Jeff is like Blaze and I were watching this movie Queen of the Dam and I was like the Aliyah movie and he's like, no, no, no, it's a different movie. And he's like, he's like this dude and his girlfriend went to like a swingers club. His girlfriend got mad at her. She got to make it out with her. He got mad at his girlfriend. And then he was like, this chick just blew him. And then she was riding to hell. And I'm like, oh, I might have to She wrote him like he would fucking see this Manager had to get the manager had to get involved in her view where you amd okay so hold that time out time out time la time
02:26:35
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There's no nudity. There's nothing more than you would see in like an adult oriented commercial The week however the week prior I played a video and I totally forgot there was a bare man's ass
02:26:56
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We it popped up and I was like, dude, what the **** are you making me watch? And then he paused it and watched the rest. The movie just kept it on that screen. I did. I got my camera. I didn't edit. I didn't do ****. I just let it go. I'm just I'm just I'm just saying, uh, Jedi asked for the manager. Sorry. It took me a little bit to get here. I was I've been a little busy.
02:27:21
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But, uh, you know, now yeah I need to have all videos submitted for approval. probably no I'm serious. You need to get your employees under control, Blake. And I will say this, vampire mil I will say this. If you're, if you're watching last, last night's episode in public without headphones and you're watching that movie.
02:27:41
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Everybody's going to look around like this motherfuckers watching porn. He's got one of those not suitable for work disclaimers on there. We have that on the network. You know what I should at least do not say for I did like that. like i did put I did put us not safe for kids. under sayingshippiity got and know I to do all the shows. I make sure they're all like that. Yeah. But it was one of those things that was like totally didn't see it coming. I did. I still don't understand. Either just shaking. This is why in all times he sees the future eyesight coming. Because I pre-watched him. I pre-watched him. He pre-watched him. So I watched him.
02:28:26
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That makes it even worse. You pre-watch it and you know what's in it. And I'm always the bad guy. This is bullshit. That is a worse thing to say. Like, yeah, I suck. I'm like, yeah, but i well, I Blaise, Blaise, this just came through on my ah phone. There's a mandatory meeting tomorrow with you and the... you know they got rid of all of your media? So I guess Jeff's going home.
02:28:51
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Yeah, there's there's a mandatory meeting tomorrow with the god of nonsense of your network and uh in our hr department believes I need to speak I am our hr department You are definitely not the hr department. Oh god. No, uh, this is what happens when you that he pre-watched it yeah i might i might be a muler i knew but i' laugh to get that push the i knew it wass coming well load shit you know but i yeah yeah
02:29:23
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oh god Yeah, I have to make sure they're gonna be entertaining enough to keep Jeff's attention you fucking sex in yeah buddy You put sex in there. I mean, what we might get better. But um just as long as you keep just attention, that's all that matters. I guess, you know, as long as you know, I was paying attention. Dude, there's going to be that truck. And that scene pops up on Zincaster. He's like, man, I'm up to pull over and fucking rub one. Oh, shit. He's up there. He was mad at Shannon Doherty, boy. Let me tell you.
02:30:01
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you fuck listen you should meet out with that she made out with that d bag with that weird jacket
02:30:08
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with that weird jack du to head i i give up i' give up ja ah give up je what's going on tell you that play i would have tapped out months ago if i were you but you're doing your best i qui you're in charge now buddy you're in charge jeta jesus I'm putting the other two up for adoption.
02:30:28
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You know, that's not a bad idea. You know what, Jedi? You know, I think you should be my right. I'm left-handed. You should be my left-hand man. I like the way you think. I'm left-handed too, though. I'm left-handed too. Just stroking. Just stroking. Yeah. We should totally put these two up for adoption. I like the way you think. I'm going on. I'm going on strong. Let me DM Angelina Jolie, see if she's in the market for kids. She was four years back. She does adopt a lot. We could sell them on the black market. Well, once from Mexico, so he's exotic. Special.
02:31:07
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much we is With as much weed as Blaze smokes, wouldn't he be exotic too? He's vegan friendly. He's all planned out. Vegan friendly. I think I think we could make a pretty penny on the black. compost friend i come on that this series I'm compost I'm compost friendly. Blaze, are you really doing that or are you freeze frame right now? I paused it. I paused it. I literally couldn't tell because I could see you doing that. just you want to you You want to play a stair contest? Come on, I challenge you to the stair contest. Okay, know what? You know what? We're we're gonna keep Blaze. We're just gonna put Jeff up for it. Blaze is the first time. We're gonna be able to buy a cup of coffee. I'm just saying. It's not my fault. Jeff can't explain what we watched the night before.
02:32:06
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a jet. I'm trying to sell Jeff, put him up for adoption, give him away, put him on the corner and like a boom hurting for fucking years, man. I can't get even the Salvation Army won't take him. That shit just asked to a third world country and he's still a pain in the ass.
02:32:27
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greatest so neverward like garfield does to nemo or nemu or whatever her name is he puts her in a box to ship her dog bob nor monday nor the nor the cat that that the the girl cat the artfield girl neoon name meanbo no now a little stupid I don't fucking care either way. I put Jeff in a crate. I shipped him to Mexico. It's like a **** STD, bro. just there ain't enough There ain't enough cream to get rid of Jeff.
02:32:59
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just what do you think you've gotten past it boom flare up fla oh geez oh why is it burning when i peek god damn it jeff oh hey yeah just relax but get some ointment on that immediately i wish i could make the player up i wish i was the first person that ever uttered that phrase why is it burning when i peek god damn it jeff unfortunately
02:33:28
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waterddle Jeff has a long list. I mean his own wife fled the country to get away from him. My wife just started sleeping with other dudes. Jeff has the courtesy to leave town. She went to the other side of the fucking world to get away from me Wow.
02:33:59
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and um Oh, why don't you ruin them? Ex-wife, ex-fiance, couple of girlfriends in between. My gosh, what happened to you? Oh, Blaze, you're back. I wonder if I can. You know, you know, boys, I'm on the same. You know, you know, I was poking the bear in a certain pot the other day.
02:34:21
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what you said about your your ex-wi got me thinking about my ex i wonder if i could yeah her The newcomers need context not all of us know what you're talking about the new immigration law the birthright thing It's got to return a second like the day after yeah I Don't think that one's gonna get through cuz I mean she's like she's like she's like irish irish like on both sides i wonder if i could ever sit back not brown enough thursday says wrong run sha
02:34:55
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i was go say i won say that's too wonderful but she's too transparent she's a wife She's at the bottom of the she's at the bottom of the priority list. Yeah, she sounds like you so a ginger.
02:35:10
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I wonder if I push her off a cliff and then say that she was kicked out of the country because of the birthright thing. If that would fall, I'm just joking. You can you can stake her phone when it's low on
Mission 22 and Insurance Comparisons
02:35:22
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battery. Call 911 and say were about my bear and fell up cliffs I got something important. I want to I want to I want to post so Connor. Connor's not with us tonight, but he does have some words that he wants to pass on in something that's not with us anymore. that's ah That's what I thought he was saying.
02:35:40
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congress congress went with thesip board The network. Listen, I wanted to take a minute of your time. If you got a second, I want you to hear me for a minute. Right now, I'm sure that if you follow our Facebook page or any of our social media accounts, you'll see that we just started or we just joined Mission 22 on their mission to support veterans and active service members with long-term mental health trying to promote good mental health. And that's very near and dear to my heart. I myself am a veteran. I do struggle with my own mental health issues. And obviously we have the men caring for men show that I run and host. Uh, so this is very near and dear to my heart. But what I'm going to do is I'm going to post a link with this, uh, to mission 22. So you guys can read about them. Uh, they've got a big page all about what their goals are, what they're trying to do, what they've done over the past five, 10 years.
02:36:39
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And it's really, really cool. um They're doing a lot of things for service members, active veterans, as well as their families. Their three main parts that they have been focusing on are support programs for service members and veterans, ah social impact, uniting civilians and the military community to raise awareness of issues and active service members, veterans and their family members face.
02:37:06
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Uh, and then of course they also help out with memorials and doing memorial services. So I urge you to go check out this page. And if you could donate to, if you want to, I w I would prefer if you could donate through our Facebook page, that way we can keep track of it. Right now we have our own goal of raising a thousand dollars to help out mission 22. Um, it's a part of this 48 mile ruck in February challenge.
02:37:33
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that we're all going to be doing here on the network, or at least some of us are going to be doing that here on the network, including myself, and I'm crippled. um So I urge you to go through our Facebook page, find that link, ah and and donate whatever you can, whether it's a dollar or a thousand dollars or whatever you can send to mission 22 through that network.
02:37:54
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through that link that we've got up there, I urge you to do so. These guys are making a big difference. They're making a big impact in veterans and active service members and their families' lives. And I think it's really important that we bring light to these situations, that we bring light to these people who are struggling and and we support those companies, those nonprofits that are trying to help them. So I'm going to post a link with this. I appreciate y'all coming up.
02:38:19
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Remember to listen to me on monday nights every monday night on the men caring for men show on the nonsensical network All right, I just I just had to get that off my chest That was a very good video and champion Jesus Christ, what the fuck am I looking at? It's like not his exact twin brother but close he's like uh well spoiler alert on his dad however i do i do like the i do like the gay the gay pool and weapon x champ yes i've uh i've uh been plowing his mom for years that's great
02:39:11
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leader fuy breath son of a bit i be' see even dial into it is that really your thumbnail right now
02:39:24
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I didn't even like pay attention but that is so funny. I thought that would be funny. Did you see like that your thumbnail right now? Did you see Dogpole at the bottom?
02:39:39
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That is the only reason why I came up, because I got to represent dog folk, because he's the best character in that movie. explosion fuck with that i just ah this just just I was to ask Blaze to send a picture of his tongue hanging out, but I thought it would be weird to ask for that. That would have been weird. I'm glad you. I just got to address something. First and foremost, what? Yeah, I just got to address something. First and foremost. Oh, my god. yeah The, uh, the rock 48 or whatever it is. Great, great, not great. Um, fundraiser, obviously, uh, you know, veterans mean a lot to us here. Most of you, most, most of the people here on the network are veterans. Um, the 22 a day thing is a serious thing. Men's mental health is a serious thing. However, fuck you, please.
02:40:36
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um carter Does not have a better beard than I do. Oh, yeah. Yeah, he does. He does. Yeah. No, he doesn't. No, he doesn't. Yes, he does, dude. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, man. Connor's fucking beard is gorgeous. Connor's beard is fucking great. You have a good beard. You have a good beard. But Connor's beard, man, it's gone. That's because you're into soulless gingers. Dude, I have a shitty goddamn winter growth that I don't care about.
02:41:06
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so it's sound like i got a fucking whole doing guy you're not car here con con im not connor yeah huntner's beard car beard gorgeous although fuck and fuck you
02:41:21
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you don't have to agree
02:41:25
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yeah it's in the name yes how dare you speak You're not a beer guy. You're not a beer guy. You're not a beer guy. You're not a beer guy. You're not a beer guy. You're not a beer guy. You're not a beer guy. You're not a beer guy. You're not a beer guy. You're not a beer guy. You're not a beer guy. You're not a beer guy. You're not a beer guy. You're not a beer guy. You're not a beer guy. You're not a beer guy. You're not a beer guy. You're not a beer guy. You're not a beer guy. You're not a beer guy. You're not a beer guy. You're not a beer guy. You're not a beer guy. You're not a beer guy. Yeah. Yeah. I said you I will cast out on you with great challenges. I challenged weapon but the weapon X champ that his beard is is second to Connors. Although I will say some of the funniest shit that I've that I've ever heard is another fraud podcast talk about their fucking beards. Another fraud podcast. ooh That sounds like a fun show. They're not.
02:42:04
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They're not, you see. They talked about their beard, so they literally are both 40 plus year old grown ass men that can't grow anything more than peach fuzz on their face.
02:42:18
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who are we talking to you another talking to you another shot I mean another fraud oh ah dude I was watching the replay and I was like god I wish I was watching this live YouTube two fucking ash clouds talking about having beards you fucking clowns right yeah we represent the beard community on the nonsensical network well except while man I wonder if Wally could grow a beard wolfright world better one than me that would be What would Wally look like? with I've never seen that kid with facial hair. I don't think. I haven't either. no well I wonder who I'm going to get while I go facial hair. Huh? Who is Wally? He's my age. Oh, OK. So he's so he's our generation. Yeah. Yeah. He graduated with us. Yeah. Well, now he graduated the year after us. I mean, I think I'm a couple of years older than you guys. So you are. I think when I was a senior, you guys have been freshmen.
02:43:15
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You're in the 50 plus club, Blaze. You're older than us. Not yet. I'm only 23. Not yet. Not yet. I'm only 23. Later this year, I'll almost be closer to that. I'm only 23, so I don't know. Honestly, I'm going to be honest with you. I don't remember if I'm 47, 48 right now. I don't find that not believable.
02:43:39
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Yeah, I was going to say, you know what, Blaze? 100% believable coming from here. Like the last couple of weeks, I've been kind of like, I haven't been, I've been kind of ignoring just doing the math. I just want to remember, but I can never remember. You were born in the seventies, bro. I was born. right I was born in September 7th.
02:43:56
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ah like blas like yeah the last few days it just been blocking out math it doesn't exist in my universe right now the fuck you know we lot say the earth is flat i'm not guys I don't know keep them numbers away from me no no i' just been temporarily tempt we I've been stressed testing my my memory limits. Tune back in tomorrow to see if the math is back.
02:44:30
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ninety seven dude That's that's that's the first and foremost, Jeff. That's the Intercontinental Championship. You gotta get to the World Championship belt. I just grabbed a belt. Let's be honest. I don't know the difference between that or one from Sears.
02:44:45
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you gotta get the World Heavyweight Championship belt. Not the not the IC. Not that there's anything wrong with the IC belt. That is a prestigious belt. You know, if you're gonna use the IC, you got a Glick, Glick, you're a **** nerd. You got a early Glick. Glick just had his nerd moment. You know, I'm sorry but that's not the uh world champion, right? Yeah.
02:45:09
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yeah might do it right if you are the world champion you would have the power to dismiss math as well okay but only the world chance tell me i'm lying fuck you boys again fuck you boys what's your problem with me tonight please that's two times you've targeted me what's your problem man I thought we was boys. I thought we were better than this. That's what you get from thinking, apparently. That was Peter Piper they targeted you last. I'm not me. ah good Look, I have put in my, I put in the work. I have blood, sweat, and tears. I'm a real goddamn champ. I'm not an intercontinental champ. Fucking know the difference, goddamn it. Because Weapon X champ was just a funny pun.
02:46:02
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Come on. That was just fucking clever. I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie. That might have been one of the funniest things and one of the coolest things that that pickled pepper might have ever said. I am the weapon next champ. There you go.
02:46:20
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That's cool. It all depends on how it rolls off the tongue. Could you imagine Wolverine in the comics? Yes, I'm a fucking nerd. In the comics, coming up as weaponettes with the helmet and everything on his head, and he's got this big fucking championship gold around his waist. You don't want to fuck a weapon, man. I'm just saying. You know better. I'm just saying. Keep fucking around. Calm down. I will defend this until the day I die, Blaze. I don't give a damn how much he's got. He's got fucking claws coming out of this fucking goddamn fancy like but fear the belt fear the belts it's just that's just you know that's just a little extra something something to let them know let the people know people's elbow knows
02:47:05
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The Rock is a bitch. Fuck the Rock. Fuck the Wayne The Rock Johnson. I'll bitch slap him. Rocky Maivia. I'll bitch slap him right back to Rocky Maivia. Yeah. I know a little bit of wrestling.
02:47:22
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i know little littleling yeah You know what? You heard what I said, Dwayne The Rock Johnson. Yeah, that's no but speaking. Speaking of wrestling. Is that the women's belt, Jeff? I did. I don't know. I just grabbed a belt. I put a World Championship wrestling belt and found one and said, that'll work. That's actually. sad But is that from the current year? Yes. That that time title was actually being that title is actually being defended right now as we speak.
02:47:52
Speaker
it says w w heavyweight championarian red title built yeah so you I'm going to be straight up on this heard it is from Mexico. That's not legit. I'm going to be straight up honest. I don't think that belt matters if it keeps chaining changing and changing for time and time and keep it original.
02:48:10
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like. man Does does a Stanley Cup change from **** right here, right here, right here. Original. Does it really? It will never change. Just this. Well, they had names to to the Stanley Hill and that's not the **** same thing, Jeff.
02:48:27
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Yeah, no, the Stanley Cup and the Lombardi trophy and the and and and everything like that. And just like and just like stay's the same at the end of December, there's going to be a new belt hanging there. The angel belt, the belt will be hanging there. My point is my. only wanted to beganing my swing the you guys day i said no they stay the same age that's what i i cemetery girls i get older they say I just want you to know, Jedi, that's why Jeff's in Mexico right now. so on the high school girl
02:49:04
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say is he go na you to the high school daisy and je's like oh shit I did drive a Chevelle too.
02:49:16
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that's I might be days is Jeff that's confused. now That was good. I like that. Math. We don't speak your stinking math. We don't believe in your numbers. Numbers aren't even real. the You can't have any pudding if you don't eat your meat. Well, technically numbers aren't real.
02:49:42
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But that's it. That's another day. Either our words, please. Either. You're You're exactly like knows what I'm talking about. I got you, please. I'm right here with you. We need we need to get Harley dead up here and get Blaze drunk again so he can go off on a rant again. Oh, shit. I asked. you know what i on Sunday. Was I an asshole last night?
02:50:12
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I was like, was I, was I belligerent? I can't remember that last time was pretty fog. Oh, that was funny as shit. Cause I have gotten, I, cause I've got, I'd like yo. I'm like, we gotta go. What happened?
02:50:34
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i went to end the street We have like 10 minutes left and I went to interrupt you go shut off yeah but vo Oh My god we gotta clip some of that shit as food as oh my guy i legitimately have before things I know right I thought Jeff heard he clipped it though No three say and i little alert oh I was just saying like that that night with when Harley that are like things are saying I legitimately had to get off and oh yeah and I don't know what happened all I just know is starting to get like you know I'm like oh I kind of was I wanted a lot
02:51:21
Speaker
it was about communism because you're de defending capitalism he's like he told you like five times like dude i don't want want to get in this conversation you're wasted this is not going to be a good conversation and you're like no we're doing this we're fucking doing this fucking wall and then ileana imagine being like where'd you go pussy what the fuck you just left me here with this and i just sat back and let it happen i'm like I wanted to stay so bad and I wanted to I wanted to go back and watch what was said after but I haven't yet but I'm gonna I got it. I'm gonna make a note of that. Gee, I hate watching my stuff. I gotta I gotta go. What day was that? That was a week from today. No, it was last Saturday. Yeah. Last week from today. A week. Yeah. That's that's a go. Blaze is actually
02:52:13
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oh my god it was hilarious only wo math I checked the clock and we had like maybe 15, 20 minutes left and I was like, Hey, we got to wrap this up.
02:52:24
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Go ahead, buddy. It's for you. no No, okay, Jeff, you had mentioned it a couple of times that, oh, we're going to be shutting down. So then we're all giving, we all gave you shit. We're like, why the fuck you got to shut down? This is great. And then. This is a six hour mark. Wait, what? Okay. i'm Can we actually go past six hours? we don't What's the reason about the six hours? Okay. See, that's the thing. let us up love yeah but but But see, but here's the thing. If the episode is going so good, just keep it going. We'll fuck with that shit later.
02:52:55
Speaker
I'm just saying. it I mean, yeah, I have I have I have no problem with that, but I don't want to fuck with it. That's why the last time we went like eight hours or something like that, I was like, Jeff Blais, I fucked with it. I fucked with it. So where do you guys all upload to again? I I'm not.
02:53:14
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Cause we actually didn't use the Spotify and iTunes. Well that, that, okay. That's what I meant. Like you use a certain service that uploads it to all the other places that you want to hurt. Okay. I gotcha. Well, I mean, I just, you know, we don't upload anywhere. We just do stream here, but you know, like we stream from multiple platforms, you know, so it's kind of the same thing. Just like where you can upload from, you have to have certain timelines. Yeah. We, we, we, I mean, cause we kind of run these as podcasts, even though Saturday nights is kind of our free for all.
02:53:44
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But we still upload it and then it's wild the people that listen to to nonsense, like listen to the Saturday night show the numbers that we get for it on like the podcasting platforms is kind of wild. And and I've gotten comments from.
02:54:00
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like I've gotten messages from guys and women that are truckers and they love the six-hour format because they're like, you know, we're doing a long haul from Right, yeah right. It's the same appeal as the Joe Rogan podcast. Like you get that three hours It's like I love it because it's like I want that long form. I don't want this quick clips of things yeah in know actual long-form conversation or in interact and all of our show and all of our shows are at least a Uh two hours long so the truckers love it man shout out to our truckers community who oh wow they They they fucking love it man because they they listen and oh I can imagine yeah I've gotten some messages from them and stuff in the past but and uh And they love saturday nights because they're like dude It's just fucking
02:54:52
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sad The non-sensible nonsense, well, before, it was just the Saturday night show, but now that that we've got the actual format, and they're like, dude, nonsensical nonsense is like the best thing to listen to ah when we got a long haul because you guys are everywhere. yeah when you get That's awesome. And then there's a lot of times where we're like, we'll start to get a little bit of a law in the show. We take a break. say We'll play music.
02:55:17
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i like you guys trying to get I actually really think that's a very cool way you guys are doing that when you need to, because obviously when you're streaming for hours upon hours, you know, like you don't want everybody taking breaks, everybody that start break, but you're filling it with entertainment still, like there's no lack of entertainment.
02:55:33
Speaker
And we're playing the music for my former guest on on my music show. Right. Which is even cooler because you're it's kind of like bringing it back. You got people you've had on before. You're putting them from when they are on and then you're promoting in through your breaks. Like it's just a very you guys got a good thing going. And that was that was a tricky thing with nonsense and chill was keeping that constant content going that sound that visuals. That's why we switched to short films.
02:56:04
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Instead of. Well, not only not only that, but you finally came out of the 70s and 80s and. Thought I was watching the distribution show. so Tonight, we're going to watch tonight. We're going to watch God with the wind, ladies and gentlemen. Buckle up because it's going to be. I hate that movie. I hate that movie.
02:56:28
Speaker
Oh, it's Christmas time are you guys ready to watch miracle on 34th Street Actually, I have I already have a Christmas short film already fucking safe for next year and there's gnomes involved did mother when every time up bell This motherfucker plans ahead I already got Christmas movies locked and loaded it's fucking January, bro Do you guys ever heard of the movie Streetcar called Desire? Because that's what we're watching next week on Nonsense and Shield. Right here on the Nonsenseicle Network. Tune in. You don't want to miss this one.
02:57:06
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Oh, God. You haven't lazy cracked me up. I got to do shameless plugs on Saturday night. I wouldn't be up here. There is no such thing as a shameless plug when you plug the shows network. You don't want to look at that. You even got the hold up. Hold up. Hold up. Hold up. What was that? Was that that's Shameless plug. Who missed a misspelled bag? This is a shameless plug. This is a whole goddamn sham going on here. Oh, my God. That must have been a Jeff.
02:57:46
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Okay, I feel like- I that. I used it like 40 times. Jeff ignores spell check like I ignore math. Let's just say it. Blake said it. Words aren't real. I can make up any word I want. Fair enough. I'm being creative. ah shapeless flesh Type it in Spanish.
02:58:09
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El Shamless. love your In French. the plug goes shaoo ah in french we shameless plugging a shameless plug is when when when you pop up on like the lazy air lazy shop and you just randomly shove in oh by the way check out looks awesome
02:58:46
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Don't forget to don't forget to subscribe to the nonsensical network. Oh, my God.
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02:58:52
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If people aren't subscribed, they're missing out. I'm telling you, may I'm telling you. We are. We are.
02:59:00
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special kind of breed see You know, what I'm a little worried about Jeff. I think they're going to deport him back to America. breing is that want him either I'm not, I'm not for deportations, but that one. Thank God for Trump. We don't want to take him back. You're going to have to keep going south. You're going to Nicaragua next year. There's silver linings.
02:59:25
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Jeff can go live in the Gulf of America. He's going to have to learn how to swim. and Either it's a win-win situation who or not.
02:59:42
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Jeff's next appearance on the network. Well, he's going to be fucking streaming from Atlantis. I'm hanging out with with Nemo and Dory here. Just keep swimming, Jeff. Just keep going. We're just going to keep going. I made a new. Oh, sorry. like Go ahead. man i just The most useless superhero in the Justice League Aquaman is here.
03:00:18
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e What are you going to do, Aquaman? Talk the fish until I get up. You're going to start a podcast with your fish friends, Aquaman? Yeah. Yeah. You know what, Glick? That whole school of tuna thinks you're a dick, because Jeff told him. No, they're going to be delicious. I'm going to let them know that. and Tell them tuna, you're going to be on a sandwich later, bitch. Yeah. Can't wait until you tell them. Check that spelling blade.
03:00:45
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put lot of so I'm not though. It's a branch. Yeah, I'm not. I'm not. Jeff has Google Translate on his computer. Yes, I do. Instead of fixing Shameless. yeah He decided to learn a new language. I'm learning French.
03:01:08
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He is. I'm going to write it in French. I'm going to write it in France, French. So nobody knows if I'm right or wrong. He is. He is captain obfuscation. Yeah, some random person from France is going to pop into the chat and be like, that's not remotely right. That's not how you spell it. They're going to be like, why do you have chili cheeseburger on your fucking screen right now? OK, this is just in a nutshell, though. He moved to Mexico and then learned French. I learned Spanish here.
03:01:42
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prove and Where's all the funny memes?
03:01:47
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blow and throw you guys want to hear something funny he doesnt prove shit cause i don't know spanish so i can't tell well that afterna
03:01:57
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i' go hear something funny believes I forgot where maybe it's on YouTube I have to look but somewhere So remember that Jirvishi fucking sticker I made and I put it over like a ah fucking blow up doll. So anyway, somehow I made his, I made his head an emoji and I haven't saved on my phone. Nice.
03:02:22
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kid we get that on the screen it's good say you too i think it was on youtube So I need to figure that out I'm gonna put it on for members yeah yeah Right, we're gonna start assigning special fucking stickers to members on this channel Good night
03:02:47
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sleep tight little feller. Don't look at them big butts by eating. I like how I mean this. It's the mustard. I like cutting your chin. I pray the good the good lord lick my soul to keep if I die before I wake. So, I had a
03:03:10
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I bet I'll get I'll get we'll get copyrighted by fucking Metallica singing their song that's totally that one real you just ah Not even playing the music just singing it and you do it's kind of out of control though So I couldn't I could see it happening. No Metallica is out of control. What a worthless. spot Yeah when tallo ah They're they have zero shame when it comes to Absolutely shit fucking band. I hate Metallica. Fuck you Lars. Fuck you ski. Oh rich. Oh, wait a minute. He has nothing to do with Metallica. Sorry ski. You're pretty cool You got a cool name ah ski ski, motherfucker. He is a cool name. That is a cool name some of your songs are cool up ski
03:03:54
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Yeah, man. ski oh yeah here's He's actually a cool actor. I like. He's he's a classically handsome nineties actor. You know what I mean? Everything was better in the 90s. Except the Except the the The 80s had way better music. The 90s had way cooler movies than the 80s shows. No, no. 90s music is amazing. Come on now. are you and not Dude, Nirvana walked. You shut your fucking horn out. I remember that you hate Nirvana. That's so funny. They were good though.
03:04:29
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rules those training lick has a poster of krkt covaney kisses every night i either know what i I have the crime scene poster up on my wall. Yeah, you do. The greatest hit Kurt Cobain ever wrote was Click Click Bang. Click Click Bang. I dig it. Until that note, it's time for a break.
03:04:55
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thank you is it I'm going to go little but we are back. I don't care if he unaligned himself or Courtney love unaligned you. Wow. Thank you. Thank you. Because what you did was give us a girl who the fuck called the big girl was going to die this year. Wait, what? I think that was Connor Connors a fucking moron. Yeah, somebody did.
03:05:26
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Yeah. Somebody is on our list calling it. They're the one. It was Connor because he does douche bag pulls like that. We can we can we can take a we can take a little break. You break. I gotta to go get some more beverages. Let's see. are You know what? This one's for you, buddy. This one's for you. he's Even though you've been really been riding my **** hard tonight. and I've been riding everybody's **** I don't know if I can hear it. This one's for you. I'm **** riding tonight. Yeah, you are.
03:05:56
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you You're in the mood tonight. I like it. I like it. I'm in a special certain kind of way. yeah By the way, ah Connor called it no less. You can't call your shot because he's already lost points. You get one week to call your shot. That's what I'm saying. I have marked down that he called it. Well, Connor called he would die in this one. But no, even though Blaze is being a shithead to me. That's for you, Blaze.
03:06:26
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Little Miss Cali in the boot and rallies, boot and rally. I know you, you liked her. You were enjoying that. Fucking such a great student, talented lady. I wasn't up last night. Jesus, Jeff, where are you?
03:06:48
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No, I wasn't here last night. I don't know what he's played. by Clearly I had no idea what Blaze was playing. He had some dude getting his dick sucked and getting a road like he was fucking Seabiscuit live on the network. So I had no idea idea what Blaze did last night. Blaze played three songs last night that I thought Cali and the Boo the Rally was one of them. No.
03:07:11
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No, I didn't think so. Well, we're going to play Cali in the booting rally tonight with their brand new song, Wes. I can't wait for the video to come out. Actually, what I'm more excited for is the video is not coming out until their album drops. And I'm really excited for their first album. So but here's here's their new single, Wes, and we'll be right back here in just a few minutes.
03:11:23
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as a good song you know you know like hold on like there's times like we look at women like oh man she looks great but she's got one of those voices where if i was just sitting there in an establishment she came up and just whispered hey what's your name in my ear dude i think it would melt like a goddamn yeah she's got she's got one of those voices words just like i'm gonna listen to this while i sleep No, and it's just sultry. It's just, you know, it's sexy. It's inviting. It's it's amazing. Oh, hey, Jeff, I wanted to show you. I wanted to show you some of my delays. How you really feel it. I think you see what you got going on there.
03:12:11
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Yeah, real quick. Welcome back to nonsensical nonsense. What the fuck is happening here? Jesus Christ. What the fuck? Again, please, I'm going to need you to run things by me moving forward. See? I get a lot of heat for shit that he does. Welcome back to nonsensical nonsense, everybody. That was Kelly in the booting rally. Our girl with Wes off their upcoming album.
03:12:42
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03:13:15
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Hit her up if you want some nonsensical swag or if you just want something of your own cups hoodie shirts Anything she can make it for you. You let her know what you want and Nikki will get you taken care of Give her followers. She's on Facebook and Instagram beauty and the beard creative corner and the link is on our bio link as well Welcome back. I had to during that break instead of going to go get more beverages I had to pop in on another fraud podcast and give them shit and instantly none of them are I was state fans and instantly all of them still talk think about michigan and iowa it's Just like as you're fucking retarded I came in all that so well Yeah,
03:13:57
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and yeah I made a couple of jokes ah about your quote-unquote show And then you instantly went to Ohio State and Michigan. I'm sorry. Michigan's won the last four years against Ohio State. And four of their legendary coaches said, if you don't win a big 10 and you don't beat Michigan, you don't deserve to win a national championship. So it's a fraud like your show.
03:14:24
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Nobody cares. And none of you are Ohio State fans. Unless you guys are just pretending like it's another random dick on a Saturday night and you're jumping on it and you're like you fucking ass clowns are used to doing in real life. The fuck is that, please? That is the length of Nicki's page. Nobody's going to fucking type all that. I know. I was hoping I wouldn't say beauty in the beard. Good. Whatever. Jesus Christ. Beauty in the beard creative corner.
03:14:51
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Yeah, so yeah, like those guys are just fucking sad and lame and pathetic. Like I like they couldn't even they couldn't even come up with anything better than to go. Oh, they won a national championship.
03:15:05
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They did try to make fun of the Cleveland Browns. They did try to make fun of my Cleveland Browns, which I don't make sense either because I'm the first person to make fun of them at the end of the day. Shout out to you, another fraud podcast.
03:15:22
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You guys are about as good as talking fraud. Why aren't they here? Where, where'd they go? Where'd you go? The another broadcast. Oh, beauty in the beard. They're not, they're not, they're not, they're not looking here anymore. I, I kind of like these. I thought he's a cool, but you know,
03:15:50
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You're a local yokel and you got a little bit too big for your fucking britches and talked a little bit too much shit. I talk shit. now And now and now now he's ex communicado and I'm John Wick. You hear the council. I am the council and he is no John Wick.
03:16:15
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Trust me. if he was john that's all movies that's very If he was John Wick, that movie would have been over in 30 seconds. like I just want to say shout out, I just want to say shout out to Keanu Reeves. I know Jeff's in love with him and I know I break Jeff's balls and I break Keanu Reeves. I just want to say shout out to Keanu Reeves for making four movies and potentially a fifth movie coming up of just 100% badass. Are they doing a John Wick five? I thought he was done done. Just just no ballerina. Well, that's an option because like he came out in an interview and he's like, dude, my knees are getting great. I just want I just want to say, I just want to say no substance, no nothing. Just straight up. stuffton just Just the movie, man. The the movie is literally from Canada. We've smoked plenty of weed. dude He was totally on the substance.
03:17:09
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Yeah, no du that movie and and I'm not shitting on the movie. I love the movie for this simple fact that it is that it literally and fucking keyed into every man's whether you desire and to just pull past all day. It's just of opening scenes to the final credits. It's a male dominant money, money, motherfucking goddamn nasty move. Yes, that's all it is. It's i love guns, it's fighting, it's explosions, yeah it's murder, it's just like
03:17:45
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it's snow It's it's it's I'm tough math earlier That is it real it doesn't exist ah did this crazy jedi ass riding tonight was this going on you you before the
03:18:16
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that's writinging tonight and i was like oh did i yeah screenshot days can you can one you screenshot this real it's
03:18:30
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Blake was like, you're really riding my ass tonight. Blake said, yeah, I'm riding ass tonight. Let me know when it's screenshotted. Screenshot is done. I was going to say, I just got it. I was already off camera, and I was just laughing my ass out in the back. I was just like, holy shit.
03:18:47
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You can spend it however you want. He's just taking no prisoners tonight. Not quicksack. Not math. Nothing. yeah and Fuck math and Flix ass. Wow. Jesus. One plus two equals Harry. You fuck them both at the same time and it'd be a menager toi. Yeah. I've never felt so desired before in my life.
03:19:15
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caught my ass blazing not a bur
03:19:23
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but should go get more I can't. I am not. I'm not sober enough to drive. Yeah, you should do it. Shocker. No, no, no, no, no, no. Be a man. He's like, no, no, no, you're not. Smoke some weed, man.
03:19:44
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I could right now I would but. but Okay, so can I I'm going to ask you something? something Yeah. and and i'm And I'm not and I'm not you know, like I'm not trying to like give you hell or or put your business out there or anything like that. It's going to be a bad question. No, time at all and i'm no, no, no, no, no. I'm going to purpose this properly so it doesn't sound like I'm both. You don't smoke in the house out of respect or do you smoke in the house? Both in rent. I mean, it's you know, I mean, it's I don't own own. I rent so I can't just yeah good
03:20:15
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Yeah. Do you smoke outside of the house? Like on the body? That's terrible. I do. Delete that. OK. Never. Nope. Nope. That's going up on social media now. Damn it. Damn it. It is on our Facebook page. I'm doing it on social media and tell everybody that your fake news, the nonsensical network Yeah. is absolutely nonsensical. Put it in our YouTube community. OK. You know, it ain't no wonder Lazy won't share us on his YouTube channel. I see how it is.
03:20:45
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and considering that it's like cold, cold months, it's like I'm inside. So, but yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Did you, did you get that? Oh, MK. Oh, fuck man. Uh, damn. How could I get that picture? Are you on socials, MK? I know you live in the wilderness. God damn it, MK. You know, to be honest, Glick, if you, if if you really want to clip yourself, all you have to do is go back and watch it.
03:21:17
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Yeah. Who wants to do that? You know that I'm going to be. I know you guys don't like who wants everybody else to do. I know you guys aren't used to this concept of clipping shows, but I actually do go through and I listen to the show on times two and I and then I hit certain areas. I'm not looking at comments or I'm listening for you. You bump it up at a time. But I didn't play the stock and don't lie. It's hilarious.
03:21:43
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you you you going on this godamn this goddamn show again where where where are you at MK okay I'm on all the all all the social media you're on instagram follow us on instagram the nonsensical network it it and yeah me a son of of and seven and sent send me that mad Send me that in here. This is your mad face. It might be him. I'm so mad. I'm so mad. Like, he's mad like a gay guy taking in the ass is mad. Let's be real. Calm down, Jeff. He's so mad. How do you? I wasn't expecting that. Is it possible? Is it possible to re-deport somebody because I want to do that to Jeff? You can try. To re-deport you motherfucker.
03:22:36
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okay you put it in the chat you must say god damn it i'm gay did you just say that i said god damn it mk mk's i heard i'm gay i heard it yeah you got excited now i saw your nipples get hard on stream okay yeah but all for you buddy all for you but you have a superman shirt with a superman tattoo you're missing it came oh yeah he's i he's He's like, he fetishizes the super ninjas. I got this when I was 20. When you were 20? I got it on my 20th birthday. When I was my 20th birthday, I was getting laid.
03:23:22
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Actually, I don't remember what I was doing on my 20th birthday. I was going to say, I got this one for my 40th. I'm sure I was pretty so drunk. I don't remember what I did on that. The person least likely to remember their 20th birthday it would be you, please. Honestly, I'm not surprised. You got two of those and you ain't got no memory of this guy.
03:23:47
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It's so accurate. It is. It's almost mathematically accurate. Ooh, what the fuck is math? What is this math you speak of? Numbers are made up. Just like Sasquatches. I'm hungry. apple You know, i it's amazing to me that you're as as not as big as you sound like you should be.
03:24:15
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because you sound like you're hungry all the time. Yeah, I like is that. like I'm like I got like I got a dad, buy it but I'm not like big. No, yeah, that's what I'm saying. I don't want to say skinny because, you know, yeah, I'm not. I'm not. I'm not skinny. I'm not. I'm not like a beast either. Right. right i like i like that you're not like a full on potato. You're just a tater tot. Yeah, I'm a carrier. I'm a carrier. I'm a carrier.
03:24:44
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something what i' think about dadbby I don't know what that means at all. I don't either, man. I'm a fucking kid. um God damn it. I love you, plays. I don't know what it means either. there It just came out of my mouth. I'm scared. I'm going to rip. My mouth gets noisy sometimes. Don't stick in too deep because it doesn't mean nothing.
03:25:10
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um uh blaze please yeah i and i need to address something i need to check on you um i was uh i was uh handling some business here and uh taking care of some things you know doing managerial stuff And did you say you got raped on your 20th birthday? You already made him cry. You didn't even ask the question yet. Did you say you were getting raped on your 20th birthday? I didn't say that. No, because they yelled surprise.
03:25:37
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yeah Wow. You guys were doing so. Should I be concerned about my bonus on who's in the Air Force? Should I be worried about what you guys are doing to each other in the Air Force? Hey, it's, um, who?
03:25:54
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I'm just getting rap it's lonely on the base yeah but you're ra nice on the fly line. I'm just saying this taxi is pretty desolate. please Were you wiping your face with a fitted bed sheet? Oh, no, it was just like this rag. I used to wipe the screen off my computer. and that a hell of the twenty I was laughing so much. I had a I was excreting It was excreting moisture from my eyes. Happy package! Yay! Exactly. You were crying,
03:26:31
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you were crying bro. We all saw it. I thought that was only in the name. It was something Jedi said. It just had me rolling, a real woman. Now we cover our ships in semen. It was like, I remember your ship's ass, semen. You cover your shaft in semen, what?
03:26:52
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makes it. luric You know, I'm glad I didn't go into the military because it sounds like the best. I'm just saying. it You're not wrong. you'll You're you're the best day jokes. Yeah, there's when it comes. No, they're not jokes when you're there. When it comes to institutionalized rape, military hits second right after prison. yeah's Right up there.
03:27:18
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Yeah, join the military. at nine look around Yeah. They know how to broaden your horizons. Broaden your backside more like. Yeah. riding a booty hole Widen your booty hole. We laugh at America is pro race.
03:27:36
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ah wow that's a bold statement why is hands boy know helen st that is directly from the mouth of communist folks america to america not prepared hear them yep yeah you want to come to america if you're going to come to america we're fuck around and find out you show up in prison People fucking applaud your rate Yeah. We're going to rape you in one way or another. They wouldn't have been raped if they didn't go to prison. or her her
03:28:15
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We're raping motherfuckers, killing babies, and smoking weed. Welcome to America, baby. We're going to rape you so hard all the time. You'll be out of your beard. Get your guns at the door. Hashtag Jess for men. Jess for men. Hey, wait a minute. You guys keep saying I'm dying.
03:28:35
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I have to tell you guys something. He's like, it's not just for men. It's L'Oreal. I've been getting raped a lot lately.
03:28:48
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the price of being American, I guess. Well, look at this beard. It's glorious. Yes. Maybe it's Maybelline. Maybe it's. Maybe it's Kate Ray. Yeah. You didn't go out on a date with James Looker. I'm just saying. Well, so we've covered rape tonight. Did you say that Bill Cosby. Very thoroughly, I might add. Very thoroughly. Bill Cosby freaking dies Glick's beard.
03:29:17
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He does. ah Trust me, the last thing I'm doing is taking a drink from Bill Pazby. I would much rather go to Louis C.K.'s hotel room than take a drink from Bill Pazby. Because at least Louis C.K. is gentleman enough to be like, do you mind if I jerk off in front of you? he yeah has At least he asks. Yeah, like I mean, sure, Louis, if that's your thing.
03:29:42
Speaker
I'm not going to change. I'm just going to play Call of Duty. It's funnier than Kyle. Even if he didn't ask it. He did ask for less. It was given. We were like, yeah, I mean, I guess it'd be like kind of like, I guess do your thing, Louie. Is it cool if I play Call of Duty?
03:29:58
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yeah Don't get want get any of the after effects on the screen. Don't get it on the screen or my controller. You know what I mean? Wait, he went on a date? Yeah, I did.
03:30:11
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We had a good time. We had a swell time. This new auto freaking fire button is awesome. Oh, no, that's just because Glick had it the night before, Washington, Florida.
03:30:25
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Why is it sticky? um
03:30:35
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I'm down. Revive me. Stop touching yourself. Why does it smell like regret? But I think fucking. Why does it smell like regret?
03:30:52
Speaker
Sorry, Lucy. You're not a great comedian. I am a fan of Lucy. She can't tell you never. That's the sale of fucking porn shops, adult shops that have fucking fucking screens in the back. That's what like having regret. And do you know what? and and And do you know what regret looks like? The guy that works there is going to clean it up regret looks like. Oh, you want to know what the regret looks like? Look at Jeff and Connor's mom.
03:31:21
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Oh, ouch. You saying Carter's regret? What's up, Chris? How you doing, little man? What up, Chris? Both of their moms have one thing in common. They wish they would have swallowed or picked up an egg.
03:31:38
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Yeah, you know what? One surprised me a bit. Poor Alice. I love you, mom. I know don't listen. I am drunk. I am.
03:31:51
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I'm not. I'm hungry. This is really good. Oh, lord in heaven. Oh, it's a cocktail master himself. Fucking Bill. If you put a Bill Cosby bartender in the YouTube, it's the funniest thing in the Google. It's the funniest thing ever. It's me. Bill Cosby is a bartender.
03:32:17
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Mickey D's.
03:32:21
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Dude, that sounds awesome. We all know how. these and Then Bill sees. yeah but let see you soon chris chris tech chris technician loves a meaty quarter pounder in his mouthuse just for the record blaze bill cosby doesn't have your cool nickname like bill sees know he doesn't deserve my cool nickname more like bill vitamin d oh that's
03:32:52
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You know what I mean? You know what I mean? You know what I mean? You know what I mean? You know what I mean? You know what I mean? You know what I mean? You know what I mean? You know what I mean? You know what I mean? You know Jeff, Jeff, Jeff cocktail, Jeff cocktail gives him the ED.
03:33:07
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Wait, say that again. you not jeff does Jeff has the ED. He right down the sponges. I just wanted you to do the math on that one, Blaze.
03:33:23
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but these Places like Jeff has. You don't want to **** it. He just says something. I'm going to I was good yes i was go and so you but then i got yeah i was but it blazes like, I was going to insult you, but then I got high. I was going to make fun of your mom, but I got high. And then I just slept with her. I was going to make fun of your mom, but she got high. Please literally just passed out and been beside him.
03:34:19
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yeah Oh, way too much way too much effort. I don't believe in math. And what's trying to happen here? You're trying to add one plus one equals us. And now math isn't even real right now, lady. I'm going to bed. Oh, man, when it comes I wait when it comes to relationships, I take the Ricky fucking trailer park boys fucking philosophy. I mean, but I've never I can't get through the episodes. You can't explain it. You guys can't watch our voice.
03:34:50
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because Ricky's got a lot big glasses and clips bubbles.
03:34:55
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Ricky is a guy Ricky. Ricky's the dumb one that can't even get his grade 10, but he is a freaking genius when it comes to growing fucking weed. Yeah. The only Ricky I know is Ricky Bobby. And if Ricky taught me anything, if he did first, you're last. I'm talking about Licky Lafore. Well, all Licky Lafore. All right.
03:35:17
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rickul court I think that's his name. Look, you reform it like the actor's name is.
03:35:24
Speaker
This is philosophy on relationships, please. You got us on the edge of our seats. Yeah, yeah, that's how this all started. I can't even remember anymore. I don't like having a conversation with my 10 year old son. Dad, I got to tell you something. Listen, listen, I got to tell you something. It's really important. What?
03:35:44
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ah shit forgot remember I'm trying to remember what it was Ricky said. It's like something if you let it go and it doesn't come back, then it was never meant to come back. That's not from trailer park boys. That's like a fucking saying. No, but it's Ricky. No, no, no. But that's but that's Ricky though. He takes those sayings and he fucks them up and makes them into wikis. I'm trying to figure out if I've seen that episode or not. It was with the mountain lion.
03:36:17
Speaker
It was one of the episodes with the mountain lion. Yeah, I didn't see that one. But I love how earlier you were you were given Jeff shit and then you forgot your insult midway through and now you started this story. you And then you forgot. There's a trend. There's a trend. There is a trade there is a trend. I like that. like myself Yeah. Yeah.
03:36:43
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yeah place look like inside my own brain, I go squirrel. It's not even squirrel. It's like, hey, does that squirrel have that one? Right? It does.
03:36:57
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So many times. Blaze and I talk to each other a lot. throughout the day on a regular basis. he he He does not have any recollection, recollection. He has no regulation of who I am every day. It's like, it's like 50 first dates that Adam Sandler movie. Yes. Yes. Fucking Ricky.
03:37:23
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every every day. I just wanted to get ready and visual every every day. I have to reintroduce myself to Blaze, but we'll be talking about. It's is fifty first day. I'm never going to look at Blaze and not think of that movie now. I have to get up every day. Your name is 50 first days now. Every every Sunday after we watch all these episodes, just so I know what who I'm talking to. Blaze and I will be in the Manova conversation, snapping each other back and forth, and he'll be talking, and he'll be like, what the fuck was I talking about? Never mind, it's not that and important. And then we start talking about something different, and then like six messages, seven messages, with and he'll go, oh yeah, by the way, dude, I was out taking a walk, and I got these really great pictures the other day, and I'm like,
03:38:16
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That's what I was talking about. It's just what he forgot a half hour ago. Yeah, you got to piece it all together. Britney fucking said some shit and fucking confused the hell out of me earlier today. Oh, my God, I felt like I should start taking drugs after that conversation started. When you're so high, when you're so high that you have to have things explained to you, I don't think that's a shocker that you get confused.
03:38:45
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yeah I do know I was confused Jeff this This conversation thiss pun dog ryan this conversations jokes suck what's thats is jink wow i love ryan that was just a that was just a sorry as joe bla that's the most stuff I didn't I've ever seen you There's so much fuck that holy fuck it's kind of through me like a hot knife butter
03:39:19
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You're not wrong. Okay.
03:39:26
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You're not wrong. Oh my god. In honor of Blaze, I'm going to go eat a gummy. Right? Do it live. Do it live. What kind of gummy are you eating? I want to see a gummy jelly. He could say that it's so **** cold out here. My nipples so hard if I can hit the god damn car or or something.
03:39:47
Speaker
I need a. mr i know yeah I know. I know. It's just the 10 milligram. It's the 10 milligram delta nine. I don't even know actually. It's got TCU. I think it's pineapple.
03:40:08
Speaker
The best kind of gum is pineapple. That's all that matters, man. Hold on, where's where is my executive order book? Pineapples. I got my official by official executive order book right here. I'm signing it in. No pineapples on the nonsensical network. No pineapples. I agree. I agree.
03:40:34
Speaker
Oh, you know what? Good point. Good point, Jedi. You are kind of grandfathered. I have to figure out how to make this work. You almost made me choke my fucking gummy. my fire gumy It's even Blaze's eyes are kites. This is picture of Blaze sending it to me. And he looks stoned out of his mouth. Nice.
03:41:05
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I got to expand my screen. I got to put it back up for one more second. I just want to see it in better detail. Oh. The of the first podcast. Oh, you should have done. Fifty first. five Oh, dude, please. i get Nice rack.
03:41:21
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these just got nice rats Nice rack, bro. What's up? How are you doing? don blaze how you know daddy blades nice to yeah nice t daddy will
03:41:40
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play please What but he was trying to figure out what kind of show he wanted you want to do like this debate show but make it kind of like good like fun and light-hearted debates and But he was like, I'm the dominator. I'm the master. I roll over there. I'm like, do you want them to call you daddy, please? And he was like, yeah, no, cancel that idea. So I started calling daddy, please. I was like, hey, daddy, please.
03:42:16
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I am the dominator. I will dominate you. OK, we got to put that down. Do you think do you think Blais even to come back? He probably forgot the stream is going. I give were exact i feel like we should be a little worried about him because I am worried in the woods and and and Kentucky and freeze the death tonight. He's going to come back. He's like, I have my headphones in you assholes. I can hear you. Sasquatch hunting.
03:42:45
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task explod ah Blais, I'll be there tomorrow, not tonight.
03:42:54
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ah Nice. Just stoned out of his mind.
03:43:06
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I love Canva. I really do. Fucking love Blaze. ah the Yeah, you do. I do. I love fucking Blaze and his stoner ass.
03:43:23
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i will be stu their as ya in yeah ver je i was like because theyreing at each other this point or she know's Like slightly uncomfortable slightly turned on Don't know where to go with this, you know, like you need to quit reading my mind. Okay the hey man i i understand body language stop living in your nipples it's weird
03:43:53
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jedi just cause i can't see him don't mean i know that you doing When did that become weird? I thought it was socially acceptable. Well, you have to make, you know the rules. You have to send me the video when you do it. Right.
03:44:05
Speaker
yes yeah You gotta, you gotta, you gotta DM me on my OnlyFans. How else are you gonna get the six months special dick pic? I'm still waiting for my coupon for half off. Your coupon? Your coupon? You get the half off coupon after a year. Six months, you get the dick pic. A year, you get the coupon. Dude, you're 30? You're 30th year? Oh my god, dude. Get ready. Holy shit. Oh my god. At that point, it'd be only wrinkles.
03:44:34
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yeah since I had jokes on you. Sasquatches don't wrinkle. Black don't crack. bro still utter what What the hell did you just say, files?
03:44:48
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um stdoto tototo deta du do um That'd be wild. Jeff or not Jeff. Sorry. Blaze actually found Sasquatch. Like he's all. Yeah, he's the one to do it. I really fucking found a role. We'd all make fun of him. He actually. Fucking Harry from Harry Anderson's behind him. Dude, I was Sasquatch. I hate to break it to you guys, but he has pictures with the Sasquatch. With you? Yes, he does. a Yeah, they met up behind that truck spot.
03:45:23
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We can't necessarily show those pictures on here unless it's fucking blade. There's no there's the first part. The rest, I can't say. Only fans to get those and I have not seen them yet either. So you got to get the you gotta get the special VIP. You got to get the special VIP premium back door access.
03:45:42
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I'm going to have to start my own OnlyFans just so I can afford to pay for your OnlyFans subscription, okay? I mean, it's a win-win. It's like five bucks. Dude, if you start your OnlyFans, and I already have one, we can collaborate, and we can do Sasquatch and powder pictures and videos.
03:46:03
Speaker
Okay, I smell gold right there. Ah, yeah. We're gonna win. Yeah, but let's be honest with you, Jedi does one. We're gonna win only fans. Jedi does one, it'll just be pictures of clouds. Hey, shut your horn out, Jeff.
03:46:17
Speaker
Yeah, we're going to we're going to we're going to John Cena. You're not even allowed to subscribe, Jeff. Yeah, Jeff. We've blocked. You already got it. We've blocked all Jeff's. Everybody. Our only only fans hashtag no Jeff's.
03:46:35
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but Just like jokes on you, my actual name is David. Yeah, we're on a curveball. fa a look whole god it
03:46:51
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that's true story always shit zaphius Is in the house Link twice if you're still alive. Oh, I wouldn't let my dogs outside. He wouldn't smoke the bowl What's that scotch up to? Okay, I did yeah i you didn please please i've done two live shows with you two live events with you and the first one be behind minutess bulings
03:47:23
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but here they do I just feel like Blaze taste tests his dog's food before he gives it to them. he's just eyes shit like i on with this i know you can have The first live event in between me dying and I would come back for a few minutes and blazes like you're good I'll be right back and I'm like so meanwhile i like jo about here knockco me situation mean i dare just have to throw up a bla cu back and i'm like i'll be right back so he're like a A three-day, I he's like I ate three Oh three day old three day old like not
03:48:04
Speaker
Sorry. I mean, no dream sickle. Oh my God. Three day old freaking Taco Bell. And I'm like, you had but I have to smoke. Oh yeah. I had, we had our, we we had our first official like live event. We were doing the show live on location at a, at an ex star in place here in in town and place in place came up and I got like the worst fucking case of food. And it was so fucking crazy because.
03:48:32
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like almost a whole show. I'm like I left. I left for an hour. I came home and died. And I like I got on the show. I was live on the show with these guys from my shower. And I and I passed out in the shower. And then I came back.
03:48:48
Speaker
And I was and I'm like, I think I feel a little bit better. And we started doing the show and I'm like, oh, shit. And I went and I had this one like last, just massive. And I don't mean to gross anybody out. It is what it is. It's real life situation. You know, I went into the bathroom at the external place and I had like this massive just fucking shoot all the demons out that were in my body. And I came back and I was like, let's go. Like, let's let's do this shit.
03:49:17
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But it was our first live, our second one, we had a second live event. They invited us back even after the holes. That was a Halloween though. Yeah. ah yeah may with The Halloween night, Blaze and I had matching Halloween costumes that were dope as fuck, man. We killed that shit. Did you both dress up like your toilet bowl after three day old? know That's next year.
03:49:41
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but So, but, but li be should like, like, like, like, like every maybe half hour blazes, like, you good? I'll be right back. I'm like, yeah, man, go do what you got to do. And sounds like minutes, you come back and his and he'd walk in and he was like, and I look over and see if he was just like, yeah, like this. finally about halfway through the night he was like
03:50:13
Speaker
keep going to my car and getting tired know know yeah yeah know but like every time he would leave every time he would leave the screen i would say he's goingnna go ah but see but See that's what they see but what they don't really see is the lemon that's going on inside my head I have the opportunity they I have the opportunity the opportunity to a by bud and smoke throughout the night to maintain a high or be by edibles and throw caution to the wind and be like, I don't know if I'm going to make it to the end of the night. So, so let me, let me ask you a question, man. Let me ask you a question. And Lindsay, I don't know, or Jed, I don't know where you're from to be a hundred percent honest with you. You might've told me, but I don't know where you're from. I don't know if it's legal in your state. Yeah, it is. seven minnesota we We legalized it.
03:51:08
Speaker
fuck you're he's south canada he he knows out a bit and bet he knows jerevi
03:51:17
Speaker
he's sitting on jerovei's gouts that's what you don't wait a minute wait a minute who's in your background don't know what's happening. do you have a friend that keeps his wife hooked up to the radiator never he breaks him cook and never and never takes his pjs off that is That is the most serious I've ever seen Blaze and is the weirdest question anybody's ever asked me. That was a it was kind really a joke too. So yeah the answer is yes. Stop conflicting and answer the question Jedi. Does your friend keep his wife chained to a radiator?
03:51:54
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yeah
03:51:57
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Yeah Where were you on night blah blah blah just walked into me yelling at Jedi about You eat three day old Taco Bell. and he's I know you make poor decisions. He did start podcast with me. Let's make like, you know, he is the king of fucking grill Taco Bell is going to cause problems most likely three days of oh no, no, no, no universe. Just fucking with it. Fresh Taco Bell. There's nothing better on the planet that is that is that is that is authentic Mexican food at Taco Bell.
03:52:36
Speaker
Yeah, you tell him, Jeff. Mexican food. Tell him about the authentic acovella that gets down there every day. I won't even try, because he will die on that fucking hill. He don't know. That's fake Mexican. that he Because he stays locked up in his house eating spaghetti from a bucket. Yeah, Jeff don't know. Don't fuck with my spaghetti bucket, please. You know you want some. He's Jeff R.R.D.
03:53:01
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This cat literally has a five gallon bucket that he makes. It's not five gallons, dude. It's a five gallon bucket. It's a gallon bucket. A gallon bucket of spaghetti. Lazy. Yeah, I make i make a bucket.
03:53:14
Speaker
I make a bucket of spaghetti and I keep it in the fridge. That way, all week, I can eat spaghetti whenever I want. The pictures we used to have. Jeff, I see why we departed you. I was going to get done tonight. I'm not weird. I'm thoughtful. I don't have to cook all week. I just eat spaghetti right out of the bucket. It was so many cakes. Domer wasn't weird. He was thoughtful. He was like, this person's going to die anyway. Might as well eat them.
03:53:42
Speaker
Lazy, lazy. Don't let Jeff try to lie to you and say one gallon bucket. You're familiar with Home Depot. You know the orange buckets at Home Depot. He's got but a five gallon sale. He's got the Home Depot. It's about five gallons. It's more like 4.9 gallons. it's live gar story You got the Jimmy Johnson, or not Jimmy, you got the Tony Stewart special, the orange Home Depot bucket, it's five gal. And if you try to tell me anything different, then what you're going to tell me is that you got the Jimmy Johnson blue Lowe's special. No, I don't go to Lowe's. I don't go to Lowe's. Jeff, are you starting an Italian restaurant down in Mexico? What's going on here? Why do you eat five gallons of spaghetti? It's not five gallons. I was at the store. I was at the store and I was not it once But and I was like, you know what? I need something to keep this it. Well, you know the the big buckets that you put like tea in so you I put my teen pictures not buckets And it's basically a sand bucket with a lid and
03:54:55
Speaker
And I fill it with fucking spaghetti. I make three kilos of spaghetti at a time. So you know when you go to the store and buy your kids that bucket to play at the beach? Yeah. He's like, fuck it. He's part of the cartel down there, but he's hot. He's got that Mexican brick spaghetti. Mexican brick spaghetti, exactly. I wrap it up and and I smuggle it into the States.
03:55:20
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<unk>a death The next time you get spaghetti at a restaurant, it comes from my house. Oh, girl. I made it last week. Who the fuck goes to the restaurant to order spaghetti? What the hell if it does? I'll tell you that right now. a No, I go to hog gardening. whoo do Who deleted that overlay already?
03:55:45
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What overlay? The midget porn with Jeff. Oh, I did, because I needed space. Blaze, Blaze, did you see that? We can only put 100 fucking things in your movie trailer. Because I had to delete something myself. Yeah, I got rid of a couple of things. So we got space now. You can buy five gallon buckets of freeze-dried corn from Jim Baker. Dude, I'm in. Send me a link. Fucking prep buckets, dude. Prep buckets.
03:56:21
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I want one. I want one of those prep buckets just to see how good it is. What were you saying je or Glick? I was thinking about buying one or looking at the prices for what I serve van life. So I have like some regular food in case like an emergency bucket. I'm not gonna lie. What was that Glick? I think they sell my Costco. Your mom sells them too. Yeah, she does. It's her side hustle.
03:56:49
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It's the all-you-can-eat survival guide. yeah She spreads her legs open and goes, Jeff, where are they? I'm going to tell my mom you said that. You're going to message.
03:57:08
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yeah
03:57:11
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Blazer was making fun of your hoochie mommy. like You could have mentioned it's like Blick, man. and and so i thought i I thought I'd call you for once and be like, your pussy's a joke on my show.
03:57:29
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okay Yeah, don't worry. She didn't listen. so I'm going to rub it in. I'm going to rub it. I'm just going to rub it in. ah Oh, that's horrible.
03:57:41
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but that such that' is coru I would apologize. She'll be like, what for? Don't worry about it. Just I apologize. Yeah. Just accept it. One day she'll be in a folder. screen underneath ah rece two Right. Put her in a five gallon bucket. Put it in her Make sure it was supposed to be good. If your if your mom, if your mom's ashes fits in a five gallon bucket. Wow. Wow. My mom is smaller than I am.
03:58:12
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My mom is five foot even.
03:58:16
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and closer four ten I can see Glick needing a five gallon bucket when he's he's been incinerated. Glick's gonna need the like a wheelbarrow.
03:58:31
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you have to have an rail and to pull matt as car We have a you have to shave the dead body first before we incinerate policy.
03:58:44
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No, I'm going to, I, I, we made the rule on episode 14 that I have to drag his body out of the funeral parlor and stuff him with the build a bear machine in the parking lot. You know, you know, once, and once a person dies, you don't really have to fucking keep those promises, right? They don't know any better. Oh no, I'm going to do it. Don't worry about it. It's going to be hilarious. Five on the air.
03:59:10
Speaker
instead of five nights at Freddy's is five nights of getting you clicks fucking buttle stuff but stuff and build a bear. Where did he go? Where did he go?
03:59:23
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no no so Who's calling at this time at night? we were we were were We were talking about our funerals what to do with the other one dies. And and I said I wanted a Viking funeral. So Glick's gonna run down the aisle at my funeral and smash a beer bottle full of gasoline on top of me while screaming, ah he wanted this. yeah and And I'm going to drag him out with a winch because I'm not going to be strong enough to pick his bad ass up. And I'm going to winch him out to the parking lot and hook him up to a Build-A-Bear machine.
03:59:59
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ah which and yeah I'm going to make sure his kids share him so they can still hang out with dad.
04:00:07
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yeah Each one of y'all get to pick an orifice in which we're gonna fucking fill it up. Oh,
04:00:18
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oh he still wants me to play cat. He still wants me to play. Five Nights at Freddy's is Five Ways to Stuff Glitch. Pick an orifice. Hit the button. or More like Willy's Wonderland, let's be honest. Build a Bigfoot.
04:00:34
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that i smell a bit and like oh who who just po up Oh, I'm sorry. I can't do that tonight. Alright.
04:00:53
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It plays like I'm high. I'm not that **** I'm sorry, but I can't I can't deal with that tonight. I apologize. I know I'm high. I'm not that high.
04:01:05
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Oh, I just got a Snapchat. I'm in trouble. What can we deal with tonight? Oh, you missed it. Oh, she was. She was. They're really going to hire you with your butt sticking out of the ground. And we've got a place to park your bike.
04:01:25
Speaker
holy shit i was laughing so hard listen to you fuckers the one spot of life right episode fourteen being um we put the fun in funeral we laughed so fucking hard that night like we were um in pain the next day i was trying to keep it going i thought look had something to say but then i realized i kept fucking like walking all over i'm sorry I don't know. I think I was I think I was the wishing about my camera. I don't know what but like my my my the camera's all weird now the and I don't know why cuz I don't think I did anything to it but now it's just it's not a weird angle. Yeah, it's just got this weird **** angle. Like I have this like perfect **** setup. I can see all the way in your bathroom now. Yeah. Yeah. That's what I'm saying. As long as you flush, we're good. Yeah. We'll go with that. I guess. I don't know.
04:02:17
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ahluing question is for the week oh god my gummy is oh let it my yellow I'm just be done. real real I'm making, I'm making lazy laugh right now and he's like, man, and cook but destiny kicked in I'm just drinking right now.
04:02:38
Speaker
that's gonna be their own combination when it does kick in three hours later. Could you imagine when I was in the Air Force, everybody thought I was the horrible person at the party that didn't know how to have a party? Sheesh. I can totally see as was know yeah they were so were talking to him about philosophy and like dropping no get that. because i wasn't I wasn't allowed. I wasn't allowed to. I wasn't allowed to to smoke weed, so it was just whiskey. So I was just always. yeah
04:03:10
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that you were probably talking about your weird communist ways. Yeah, you know what? I wasn't a communist until after I got. Yeah, yeah hes no communist bro you believe in it, but you're in America. We don't have America. America doesn't have a fine political leaning, gay, poor and ex whooping champ. Gay, poor, what? Oh, gay, poor.
04:03:38
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i forgot I forgot I was I was just clicking shit ran bla was like shit. I just can't watch again again again When was the first time? Accidentally. Accidentally. When was the first time? Place has a track record. Let's just put it that way. I've never been taught doing it. Well, not by accident. It's just a phase, dad. You got caught on purpose? You got caught on purpose?
04:04:08
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yeah Like Jeff accidentally watching Tranny porn for four hours a day? Here's for four hours. There's Brian in his bad joke. Okay. The battery in my mouth died so I couldn't click it off. It's not my fault. What's up, Brian?
04:04:30
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Come on up, bro. Hey, there he is. Oh, Jeff lives in old Mexico. Jeff lives in a third world country.
04:04:44
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The way you say that was hilarious. Oh, Jeff was in old Mexico. You can't call it, they can't call it Mexico. Jeff started world country. It's like, oh, oh, Lazy lives in old York. I at the end of the day, at at the end of the day, it's just proof, once again, that America makes everything better. We made our own Mexico, called it New Mexico, and it's way better than Jeff's third world country, Mexico.
04:05:14
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and that And as soon as I take over the world, I'm just going to call this new. reasons You get that tattooed on your fucking forehead, right? thing I do have a weed tattoo. I do have a weed tattoo.
04:05:29
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Why are we not shocked? I was going to say, nobody is shocked. Where do you have your lead tattoo at? I'm shocked that he knows he has it. It's a it's a tramp stamp. I'm putting money on it. It's a tramp stamp. I know it is. I think it would get if i think if we get blazed high enough, he'll he'll end up looking like Pete Davidson with all these weird tattoos all over.
04:05:57
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actually my tat my weed tattoos on my uh right cat butt cheek okay blaze which side is left and which side is right this is my right this is my left and this is a fuck you what is your what is your weed tattoo is it just a pot leaf or this is a pot leaf but it's like a tribal pot leaf What is that? What is that? What is that? You know, I mean, they're probably going to start to suck each other off, but you can bring it up. What? Fucking day and two fucking day and two fucking day of another fraud podcast. What's going on? Yeah, because that's what we do. It's one twenty five. You can't use that term.
04:06:53
Speaker
What's that? Who's happy? Yeah, the buddy is going boy. What do you what do you guys do? do You guys get ready to do your suck fest 2025. Oh, it's another shot. What's up, dudes? Oh, they're crazy. Oh, time to see you man. Been a minute. Been a lot of minutes. You see him all the time on his O.F. Another podcast with the Internet from 2002. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the show.
04:07:23
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change that amster That's what I do. It's been way too long, guys. We haven't done this in a minute. That's how I get down. Looking good, brother. Always. How's life down there on the southern border? It's 69 degrees, though I'm happy.
04:07:53
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He's trying to he's trying to find ways to get out of there and go to France. Yes, France. That is the goal. He's he's substituting. val Of course, you got blazing over there, dude. it Doesn't matter what the temperature is. That motherfucker is always hot. Always. Oh, shit. That's why they call him any blaze. I think he's sitting I think he's hitting on me.
04:08:21
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Who who who's this guy over here? Can you give me two? Who the **** show you real? Copy that. Oh, smells funny. to ah the I I'm real. I promise. No, just making sure we've been wiener bombed before.
04:08:44
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she has like hour now Wait, that's will work yeah you that came out so wrong. watching i like the ver style He was in the Air Force, folks. OK, here we go. Oh, see, there you go. My wee dad, too. That's actually kind of cool. I like that. I got high just looking at it. Yeah, you did.
04:09:12
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thatoo again 1996 called. They want their tattoo back, please. How long ago did you get that? He did it to himself yesterday. He can't remember back that far. twenty eleven other i need to give out names but We did find out and it is confirmed.
04:09:38
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Our brand new logo that Kitty Cat down there was nice enough to really put some work into. Somebody actually had it tattooed on their fucking nutsack. No way. Would you check it? No way. You got to verify that. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. What um what logo tattooed on who's nutsack? This one.
04:10:04
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but here I want needle confirmation. Oh, man. First of all, please. First of all, please. Crazy Town wants their tattoo back. You know, it's funny is is like when I got got my baby i go got my baby, you must sugar a baby are no lyrics to Jesus Christ. Nobody knows a song because it's a trash. I know the lyrics. man
04:10:37
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yeah I know that. I know that. What was this tattoo on what nutsack? What is going on with nutsacks? I would like to, I would like a clarification of, of, of, of. Well, we came up with our, we came up with our logo. I challenged him. I was like, dude, okay. Your logo or our logo on the nutsack. And, um,
04:11:04
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Yeah, he went ahead and he just popped his nut sack, isn't it? What's the load? What was the challenge? That was our bag. There was no challenge. He did it without a challenge. He did it just because you he wouldn't do it. waslis proster noneexistent manutak yeah He basically did. He did it because you told him he wouldn't have the balls to do it, so he did it. He literally did it just because. Yeah. Fair enough. That's the next level shit right there, honestly. So, no, no, touch school. you got You guys over there, you guys you guys have a new logo, correct?
04:11:47
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ah Yeah, but I'm not challenging anybody. We actually, am we actually, we've actually. more broughtba to the text I will challenge. jeff we we We've actually, we've actually created logos and actually genuinely have original logos, not just cheap internet replicas. I've,
04:12:13
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but shameless plug.
04:12:20
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I mean, at the end of the day, I mean, at the end of the day, if you want to go logo for logo, I guarantee you any one of our logos will will absolutely embarrass and destroy and beat your logo. So get your fucking nuts ready because you guys are going to have a lot of logos on your tiny nuts. We've got eight shows. We've got eight shows here. We have nine. Nine. I have one nuts.
04:12:48
Speaker
no I challenge, I challenge any dumbass out there to get all our logos tattooed on one of their nuts. actually And then on the other night, i't get all of another shot pass cast logos tattooed on that. I don't want anybody to get any of our logos. I'm not going to leave anybody out here. Equal opportunity to get our logos anywhere on their bodies because this isn't 1993 and we're not fucking Howard Stern.
04:13:17
Speaker
I have a laser's face tattooed on my left nut. But you know what? My right nut is so good for business. Anybody want to? That's an old one. Yeah. Yeah, we're not. Nine logos. Good nuts. I agree. I agree. I think.
04:13:41
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You should get a tattoo belt tattooed around your back. Like around your dick. Like a belt around your dick. And it says the champ. that would That would be really small. And I don't know that anybody can see it. Yeah. You can't see it. you can And why is the champ always tapping out early?
04:14:09
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come with references my friends i don't jeb out early i don't believe you i got One guy said I got tattoos everywhere but not there and not getting any there
04:14:27
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No, i say I would, I would, I would honestly be kind of embarrassed for our network. If somebody, and if somebody tattooed one of the logos on them, like I wouldn't even put one of them. Tomorrow I'm getting Glick's freaking face tattooed on my nuts. That's cool. You can get my face tattooed, but But Glick, in order for me to do it, Glick's got to be the one that holds and stretches it while the target at two like does the first i gotta grow you. to throw your bush out to replicate my beard.
04:15:02
Speaker
Nice. It's winter time. It's almost there. I told you I don't shave during the winter month. It's almost there. It's almost there. There you go, boys. Get that.
Humor in Personal Experiences
04:15:12
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Yeah. Yeah. You could never your foot. Delays is just walking around with a built in Snuggie.
04:15:19
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um had a baby ah i like I like staying warm during the winter. yeah It's insulation.
04:15:31
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some people have leg legitimate beards i' like another dude i know has a lock window on his pecker and all his wife spider bitter fighter biden what's going on i don't have the comment i missed that i something i know all a sudden i've got i've got the comments so i mean i just go posting now Oh, gotcha. Okay. His wife's got like he's got a he's got a tattoo of a black widow on his dick but his wife is called the spider biter because we should like stick she is she a spider monkey? She ain't swinging from his dick.
04:16:16
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my know could be lovely leo you don't know boy you that sway and we she go like fucking jail me yout know but She drags her teeth which is party foul.
04:16:31
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if if
04:16:35
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ah sure Not everybody can be good at it like you lazy. say yeah ah It's better because the reason why we call you Dyson. Damn it, Jeff. iga Every time we all make fun of Jeff, he just stores it up and then he unleashes his fucking counter attack. What are you calling Captain? Who? Jeff with his deflection.
04:17:06
Speaker
OK, OK, you're being awfully quiet down there. What you got to say about the whole thing? I forgot what I said earlier. I should have known that was going to be the answer. I was going to say shocker. Well, I was making jokes that he like obfuscates, but I think. Yeah, there you go, Captain Arcader. Yeah. OK, yeah. But you thought of it, Carol.
04:17:34
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The floor is yours. Who? Me? Kitty Cat down there. Come here Cat. She's muted. She's been muted like for a while. I keep it muted because I have background noise at my house. Oh you're fine. It's probably, it's probably. So does Glick and so does Jeff and when they do and it's like interrupting I'll mute them so you're fine. I can't believe you don't just always have Jeff muted. I know.
04:18:10
Speaker
but But there's been there's been a couple times where Blake or Jeff or they're talking to their kids or their wife or their spouse or somebody in the background and the guests are trying to talk and I just mute them. I'm like, oh, fuck, whatever. They're not. Yeah. Well, and that's the play thing to do because you don't know if they forgot to to mute their mic. Sometimes people do forget and you've got to do it for them. Just say I'm from.
04:18:32
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Just like, wow, what just happened? All of a sudden, like you're like first and foremost on our camp. Oh, there it is. Yeah, I'm messing with it because I changed his name. but but resist me Why would you? you and I really don't like but may that the case. I can only imagine the suck power. Yeah, dude, never loses. He's amazing. He's nice.
04:19:01
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Anyway, cou kitty cat if you want to time in, you can toggle over. Blaze, fix the situation. He can't fix it. What am I? Who's Jason? Is this Warkey's?
04:19:20
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Where's Jason? That is um one of the Yeah, there is. Oh, he's like, I know this guy. I don't. This is the guy who got the tattoo. Yeah. yeah He's talking about ballsack tattoos. Oh, you got the ballsack tattoo. Yes, I did. Fuck yeah, dude. Does that make you feel accomplished in life? No, Blake.
04:19:53
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but but that will be g great but ha
04:19:59
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that's uh that's
Football Rivalries and Podcast Content
04:20:00
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daddy to you so what's it like uh you know when when when lazy when lazy goes and gets your your face tattooed on his dick we're gonna be singing different I know, um actually I would not say that. Especially when you're brown. I would be like, Lacey, what happened to you in your life? that you make this decision like Where did life go wrong for you that you made this decision to get a tattoo on your junk of my face or a podcast look? It all started the first time I came on the nonsensical network.
04:20:38
Speaker
happens Lacey, you know what? I didn't think it's kind of cool because I don't think that's true. in First off, I mean, I'm going to give Pat credit, man. She put some work behind that. And I mean, yeah, dude that i've I've already told him, i'm like, dude, that's some next level shit just because somebody said you won't do it. The fact is, I mean, at the end of the day, it's still going to be a cool tattoo. I was not aware to theater of the day won't. I won't ask him to show it here because obviously that's not the place we'd like to see it also. However, however. There's definitely proof in the picture.
04:21:20
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It's not. a gra It's a scam. This would be the great place to do it if YouTube didn't have fucking rules. was i would like when it is yield I will send somebody a picture.
04:21:33
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i'm good it's difficult it's recent it's re jed I would like to reward you for your for your loyalty and your respect and and everything you do for me and the fact that you don't give me shit like these other assholes do and instead of making you wait the full six months I'm gonna go ahead and cut that down to three months and you'll be getting your ring reward here and very soon we And I'll cut the year membership down and I'll cut the year membership down to six months per sec Your rewards will be coming to you all I've ever wanted. That's all I've ever wanted. I can't wait until the you're the only one i can't wait that's why they got That's why they call it only fans I'm the only one I got there first its we're We're gonna rename the whole fucking website. It's gonna become Glick and lazy fans once we take over and dominate and we collaborate lazy Glick
04:22:25
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but lazy click the fans once those collaborat start coming out have oh man lot of hard work it yeah just a lot of grinding and yeah just hard hard work going into that
04:22:53
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people after that Look how jealous Jeff and Blaze are. I'm jealous at all. So jealous. Glitch just pushed us to the side, just like that. It's like Glitch's championship belt's coming loose and I don't even have to do anything.
04:23:13
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The first video. Oh, Glitch. What's it look like underneath that championship belt? Is somebody ordering a champion?
04:23:29
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No, no, no. You're a Steelers fan. He's an Eagles fan. You guys know what it's like to be gay. ah Shut up. ah Look at your load of best dreams, gay. Look at your load of best dreams, gay. I hope your body's in this here. Let's go.
04:23:49
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ah little free delay in the muse ah i dammit and they' they're a dumpster fire I don't know if you guys would try again. I talk more on the Cleveland Browns than anybody outside of the fan base. So, try again. You know, talk about Michigan. Oh, yeah. Wait a minute. Michigan beat Ohio State. Yeah, they won an ad. Nobody gives a **** It's irrelevant. You didn't win the big ten. You couldn't beat your rival you legendary coaches that try national championship when somebody was like know you fucking and know and then a higher championship
04:24:26
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you got you know that just you one Ohio state, Ohio state's legendary coaches. have come out and and they are quoted by saying if you can't be if you can't win the rivalry you don't deserve a natty championship if you can't win the big 10 you don't deserve a national championship also after they won a national championship that dumbass coach at ohio state has and you two dumb fucks aren't even ohio state fans at the end of the day no we're not yeah so i mean it's just fun to be ashamed of it but
04:24:56
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But, but Brian Day's dumbass comes out after the national championship game and says, I would like to put the 2024 championship Michigan team up against my 2025 championship team.
04:25:07
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and who has heard this branch before it shoot me on It's already it's two have been four years in a row. Last year's national championship. It's hard to, I mean, we could throw some fire at them all day long. But the fact of the matter is, I mean, Michigan has had a higher state's fucking number for the past, what? um Two, three years? I'm removing.
04:25:31
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Dude, it's it's it's it's horrible. how i mean just michigan yeah I mean, Michigan suckers viewer can still just beat somebody that turned around. I just like to say, you know, because I'm going to not post you through on Facebook. Ha ha, no natty, no nothing. And then they turn around and fucking run the bullshit.
04:25:50
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but still be vision and isn a big tension obviously times there's no shade to be thrown There's no shade to be thrown because any shade that could have been possibly and been thrown was completely 100% ruled and thrown out the window as soon as Ryan Day made the fucking comment that this year's national championship Ohio State team could beat last year's. national championship Michigan team when this year's Ohio state national championship boom couldn't even beat this year's worst Michigan fucking football team in a decade that couldn't even beat them.
04:26:25
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um This is facts, you know I click I'd like to pick on you about what you said, but let's that is a Fucking valid argument on that. I mean it would have been easier to pick fun at you But he know open his damn mouth and made that comment he loves As an actual Ohio State man, I will say I'm not trying to live in the past like Steelers fans like everybody else. Oh, this year's nanny is this year's nanny. We won. We get to ride it for 365 days just like. yeah you But I will say this. Exactly. That's it right there.
04:27:12
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Oh, don't you fucking worry about what it sounds like. OK, you'll be paying for the subscription.
04:27:20
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I will say this. Shout out to Ohio State. Shout out to the Big Ten. Two years in a row that Natty's come home to the Big Ten. Get used to it, SCC. You're irrelevant. You're garbage. You're trash. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, am not going to buy back. No, I said, I said, I said what I'm saying. I said, they never deserves to be there. ever i said what i said met but nay The the Natty stays at home in the big 10. The SEC is irrelevant. had not been Not irrelevant, bro. They're not irrelevant. They will be the biggest competition of the big 10. They're not irrelevant.
04:28:08
Speaker
but but competition big ten will be the big ten next year we next show until we get into playoffs next year there's okay rate now then sccd it used to be an alabama like had urban meyer and all that you know i mean ah No, i'm sorry mix it is a no there there's nothing anymore and the SEC this evening And I want to fuck you let me ride that day
04:28:33
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Or did I come back to you? I'm sorry. station for You know, I was, I, you know, like I did like the Cinderella first, but once they hit that competition, boom, it was over. I said, Oh my God. He's not wrong. He's not wrong. And I literally just said, we should probably say this for tomorrow.
04:28:59
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We've got bigger fish to fry for tomorrow. What's going on, man? What's going on with you? Oh, dude. Dude. Dude. Oh, my God. I'm not even going to say anything.
04:29:13
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Tomorrow, it's on like Donkey Kong. If, oh, boy, where it shows up tomorrow and wears that fucking Eagles jersey. You know, I'm going to get an Eagles jersey just to piss you all. It won't piss me off their NFC. You got a bigger. He had a better chance of being scooped up by an eagle, Jeff. OK, OK. You can't wear a Carson Wentz. OK, I'm going to give him that. You're wearing Carson Wentz. He's still wearing an Eagles jersey. I don't give a fuck who it was.
04:29:43
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I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. If he was to have Randall Cunningham or anybody else who was actually competitive for Philadelphia, that'd be something. The year the Eagles won. What up, Chaka? St. Louis Rams. Chaka went over to the end zone. Broke his fucking right leg. Tell Joe I shared on the street, Chaka.
04:30:12
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why I've never seen that. Jeff actually has arms. Jeff has arms. So, he's went. His shirt's a little small by the biceps. He's wearing. He didn't even do good for us. He's wearing my. That's that's that's that's not that's not an eagle's jersey. It's a gay pride jersey. Come on.
04:30:35
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right and different
04:30:39
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kitty cat You're being way too quiet Jason you're being way too quiet man. Get in there. Come on. Let's hear some shit Hey, you said it all yeah Jeff explain this Oh
04:30:56
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yeah yeah he shows up fixed you'll get out to get my panel van back out ah this this is ellen's me was that was me bla his mom yay sports yeah ya sports They're done who's gonna wind it up they're going I know I felt like I felt like something was missing for my life today. I had no college football No pro ball and no kids. I was like, what do I do with my life? on this oh you a't have to carry that dude why and smoke Like a broken soul right now dude hockey on i The played at 4 o'clock what the fuck am I gonna do after that? I
04:31:39
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shout out to my blue jacketst ja here bro jeff i think every best thing ever said about last time went so ah say i left to get away from the coldt I don't want to go sit out in it here. Uh, Rick Wyatt was in this afternoon. He was watching cash. shit He said, yeah he said, by he's like Glick's live with his wrestling show. I'm going to go in and watch. I was like, I bet bro. He'll love it. Yeah. Yeah.
04:32:08
Speaker
Hell yeah yeah. Oh, did he really? pay up Yeah, after the dumb shit that he did to his mom. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, that's what he said. Rick, real quick, man. er Hey, tomorrow, what time do you guys usually go on for your sports? That way we move ahead and go running the sports out of it the rest of the night.
04:32:25
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because you a play how much glory You guys can talk sports for the rest of the night. it's yeah we we we well bed kind like that but I'm also yeah i'm a good bed soon it's so great um'm also, I'm also thinking about now that we're going to be a full on, I'm thinking about blazing. I know blazing gets high. Jeff hasn't been high since 1992.
04:32:53
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does yeah there know what to do it you done over the shortel I mean, I wouldn't be mad about bumping into one, but I don't think we should do that till after tomorrow. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Well, yeah. Typically, typically we try to go live about noon. We say the show. one sort of thing oh why Jason's so fucking quiet down there normally. Go up and run something. Yeah. In all honesty, the show is usually right around almost two hours.
04:33:20
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yeahy i'm a lesson and I'm trying to catch up on what everybody's saying za my opinion That's funny, that's fine stood up in the fuckers um the most important person on the panel listen to what I have to say are you You were Jeff Oh, he's talking about me. It's always me, Rick. Jesus Christ. It's always my fault. Sorry, bro. Your head is actually fitting in your little square today. My bad. Oh, my God, Jeff. It's not all about you, bro. nationalist pi by His head fits in the square. I'm a doorknob. Wow.
04:34:12
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I can't wait until I get the new belt this year. That new belt's going to be sexy. He's so fast with those fucking buttons. Yeah. Dude, you have no idea. Because he has nothing else to do on the show. Not the only thing. We've heard. The new, actually, this applies to Rick and this applies to Blaine. There are rumors about it. The new belt is going to be fucking sexy.
04:34:39
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did you finish designing the angel death boat? No, I haven't even started, but I will get started on it. here You got one fucking job, dude. You don't even have
04:34:57
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fully sit yeah that was a deported yeah wish i had one fucking job I wish I had one fucking job here. did you all notice that? You see, you see how Steve is uh Bill's bitch. He has to hand him the beer. Yeah, I think got that jersey on.
04:35:25
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you but' got nice i mean i Man, catching the ****
04:35:33
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master so yeah i mean wait to clean that' right who's the putch your tail between your legs and go walk bye bye my baby just just there getting I don't even know what happened here. They said another fraud, another fraud podcast. I was going to a r you son of a bitch. Here's a shot. just just um
04:36:05
Speaker
no just just jackson ear up and they they're like spot on they they've got this shot they they got this figureot out five years from once just just just another nonsensical ripoff oh i I feel like I came into a fucking clean up company trying to clean up my e-rails I mean, honestly it can't be original when be like oh was it's nonsense Oh, we got, we got, we got Luke Combs. We have, um, what the **** is Luke Combs? I think they're probably Luke Combs. They're not. I wish I was Luke Combs. I'd take that money any day and his wife. Yeah, she is. Jesus. That's all I check that dude's wife and I was like, what's up? Oh, he gives hope to all fat
04:36:59
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Luke comes, his wife and makes me want to gain 200 pounds and grow a beard that's not gray, of course. This is what you're doing. This is what I want you to do. Any questions? Not sure. I like like my gray beard.
04:37:18
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04:37:35
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okay i'll give you that i ride or i'll give you that i see those like right nows thatard jeff doesn't ride a bike though tricycle maybe He rides a tricycle because he can't really grow a beard. He rides a tricycle because he can't balance it. I just don't. All right. The last time I've seen anybody grow chrome was never.
04:38:02
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are but who
04:38:10
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you're a fucking nurse name
04:38:20
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i know
04:38:23
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yeah's horrible hey baby go get it's sort of like ch grown i get fuck yeah
04:38:32
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ah
04:38:35
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got ah game louis he's got the whole keywor just click the button and ba was there like kind I mean,
04:38:47
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I stepped away for a minute, but I can hear you guys, but i are are the two are the two guys that can't grow proper facial hair talking about and judging people with facial hair? He doesn't have facial hair.
04:39:08
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That's Jeff. Jeff's over there, dude. He's got a straight liner. Jeff's got facial hair. He said, he said, and and and powder can't help it. He has alopecia. Does it make you feel good to make fun of a guy with a of a medical ah that he's shown is he can spit over here? Oh, yeah. Feels bad now. We're going to get slaed name out of your motherfucking mouth. I'll smack the shit out of them. I got you. just Jeff, you're great. I appreciate it. That's me.
04:39:40
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Jedi is my bitch. You fuckers will respect him.
04:39:45
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I'm riding Blake's coattails tonight. God damn it. I said, oh, you're going to be riding the radio. The radio's talking. You're riding a lot more. We're about to see how we got those two new streets right there. We got Lucas.
04:40:05
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Oh, you motherfuckers.
04:40:10
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and Be very conscious of the the quotation marks, because that is what Blaze said earlier. i've got earning here here nor there I is. I is you better say hello. And you guys drop the link for the the couple in the middle I'd like to sub.
04:40:33
Speaker
yeah couple big can some home for sexual life anger it's the jersey it's the jerseys good called it but called up with the jersey gap ride jersey who be a homosexual life and gbt y apparently that's thing wait are you drinking apple or is it the camo can?
04:40:58
Speaker
but um No, I'm asking your Bushlight. Is it Apple or is it the camo can? If you do, is your Apple flavored Bushlight? And if you still got Apple, I'm fucking pissed because we make Bushlight in Georgia and I can't even get Apple. Nobody wants one. Nobody likes Bushlight. The only reason he's got my wife like fucking stuck up. but Oh, so funny. Yeah, well, mine's bigger.
04:41:29
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it's congra i' peters you what you that you know hey you dont what rick i was a nonprofit had insult on you but nice well- played searchers see you my friend well played that's my dog right there I drink that un-American beer made in America. you cally pig nobody asked just say yeah you drink a onel With the bills playing tomorrow, if I could have got Lebat, I'd be drinking Canadian beer tonight.
04:42:02
Speaker
I'm not allowed to speak Italy a little bit. I got yelled at once before. Bro, I love Lebat Blue, bro. Love it. I like some Molson, too. Molson, ice is clean. That's not the only thing you love, buddy. Triple X is better. I'm not going to watch anything. I always love a good point. I always yell for a good point.
04:42:24
Speaker
or it'd be yingling all day long. Yingling's bottled in the milk. Especially with his vampire milk. I hear another fraud's favorite beer is, uh, cock. Extra heavy. I love it. They love it. They love the legs tack.
04:42:43
Speaker
un flavored Yeah. Yeah. Dude, you gotta love those Cleaver guys. i mean I mean, thank you for Drew Carey. I mean, hey, that's some good shit. great steam i i i feel but i feel I feel bad. I feel bad. Like, I really do. Like, a part of me feels bad because it's like, like, I'm the overachiever making fun of the retarded class. And and and they they try. They do. They try. But. Did you just call yourself an overachiever?
04:43:12
Speaker
yeah juron you're like one brain cell away from this speedendy class you without itdoor model Honestly, I mean compared compared compared to another fraud podcast I'm gonna Bring so away from the speedy class. Oh, trust me. i'm I'm half a brain cell away from licking a window. Trust me I'm a valedictorian compared to these two various
04:43:37
Speaker
yeah So, I'll be honest with you, I have no idea who those two are. So, they're relevant. It's okay. Half the world doesn't either. Nobody does. So, it's okay. I mean, I'm just saying, for all I know, they're just another podcast. Nah, they're another fraud.
04:44:00
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Wow. um ah We'll, we'll bury them like we buried everybody else. They're local. All right. So I got shall like get up here. Top middle. it's like luca what this I don't know times home so Sometimes sometimes you they're calling you back, dude. Sometimes Google, like Google gets gets confused. so We got powder up here in the top left. Sometimes they would talk about shit on us. I ain't even mad at you, Jedi. You stay looking dope. Oh, Jedi. Yeah. Sometimes there's only hope.
04:44:47
Speaker
right times i type in google another shop podcast that brings back if you show are you you'll get it what You should probably soccer player in Mexico. He looks like a won retired version of jeff corblu feel i love you got your whole spot damn rick I'm just being honest, bro I don't even know who they are.
04:45:16
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Hold on. Hold on.
Reflections and Future Plans
04:45:18
Speaker
Hold on a second. Hold on a second. Hold on a second. I'm trying to I'm trying to listen. I'm trying to listen to you guys. I mean, they do they're really awesome sports shows like you're Cleveland Browns. They're **** Michigan. They can eat my **** Oh, you sons of **** that's what you but what maybe
04:45:41
Speaker
But I mean, I mean if I'm not mistaken is like, you know I'm talking I didn't do that one trying to copy Hold on a second. Hold on a second Uh, real quick. I just want to, I just want, I want to give, I want to give these guys like a second here to embarrass themselves. And I'm trying to figure out what they're saying, but everybody keeps talking over, over them. Um, so thank you we got, we got, we got, we got, so we got, luphons you don't have to say that for the 75th time in a row. We got powder. We don't have to hear that again. Um, and then, and then we got nut sec Jones down there. We, you guys know him. Um,
04:46:33
Speaker
We got Blaze and then Jeff is is is living in a third world country. uh so please continue let's give them the floor so so make sure he like okay uh to reiterate he wants to make sure he repeats everything that is already said because that makes it so you guys don't do it again that much stronger on the show actually be everything we said no i'm just gonna just itering and i mean there you go all right reiterate your guys's content all right we're all right we're gonna start with me
04:47:08
Speaker
I'm going to go ahead and I'm going to bring back up your guys content. All right, starting with that. Ready? I'm waiting for the first light back on behind him. I get on the floor and they just stand there. The beer is, you know, the beer is cool or whatever the fuck you know, because I mean, we didn't do that ever. Oh, wait. Yeah, we did. So put put the beer and put the beer light back on back in the beer cave. It's awesome.
04:47:35
Speaker
So I'm still waiting. I'm still waiting. I gave you guys the floor and yet you started and you're staying on this. this is we said I said everything very clear. floor first first First and foremost, first and foremost, the streaming for me goes back over 10 years and and Rick can attest to anybody. And and as far as the nonsensical network goes ah or the nonsensical nonsense show goes, I had beer lights on here four or five years ago.
04:48:04
Speaker
And I have lights behind me over a decade ago. So like, this is just me rearranging studio. It's over a decade. So which is it? No, I've been streaming for over a decade. This is just a new addition since I've rearranged my bedroom and I have my own little studio set up. So like the the beer, the the the beer lights, the the bar lights, i dude, I had those four years ago, five years ago when we started this podcast.
04:48:33
Speaker
I had those before when I was just on TikTok going live. Rick can attest to that because I had him in my garage before we were all doing anything on the Internet. Who the fuck are you kidding? Yeah, so I'm just trying to like. I was trying to give you guys the floor, but I figure out what the dig is. Oh, no, we're listening. I just wanted to reiterate everything you guys already said, so you didn't say it again.
04:48:59
Speaker
is Oh, you know, I mean, I know you said something. I think you said something about our sports show. No. But I couldn't hear it. I couldn't hear it. I couldn't hear it anybody talking. Dude, we like you guys, man. We always shameless plug and plug you guys. Deliver me your your content. No, I'm waiting. I'm waiting because, I mean, TikTok has been around for 10 years. So, I mean, I want to... No, I was on the industry.
04:49:27
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I was on Ustream, and then I was on Periscope, and then I was on TikTok. I've been doing this streaming thing forever a decade. So like, your little yingling light behind you has nothing to do with what I have going on back here. Because this is this is way past what I've already been doing. That's not even a real. I just, I was giving you guys the floor. But I heard you say something about the sports show, and that's what I was really trying to get back to. Oh, I mean, because I was saying, I mean,
04:49:54
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since i don't think i'm ever so somebody's like this You know, you don't have to say, Hey, all these guys, of course. So they they, they mess up. blah blah blah I mean, just saying what, what, what, what ground do you have? I mean, you keep saying you've got this amount of time, this amount of time, this amount of time. And I mean, a lot of the stuff you said hasn't even been around that amount of time. I mean, you like we've been doing this for five years and now you're saying you've been doing it for a decade. We've been doing this show for four years in April.
04:50:24
Speaker
i have been live streaming I have been live streaming for a decade. I was i started on Ustream, then I was on Peristro, and then I was on TikTok, and then I created a podcast, and the podcast will be four years old and in April. But you can't bring up my beer sign because this is something that and I've already done and been done and yeah The only reason I have this up here, and this is only temporarily, because I have i have have this really cool thing.
04:50:59
Speaker
from an artist that I interviewed. It's his set list from his his live show last weekend, and he signed it. And I'm actually going to frame this, and and and I'm actually going to put the picture of the two of us together back here on my wall. And after I kick all these guys' his asses in our Angel of Death competition, I'm going to put my new belt up there on the wall. Also, I'm going to take this down one because this wall is going to become a wall of fame.
04:51:26
Speaker
with when I go travel out of town and and see the artists that I've interviewed. And I see him live. And we take pictures and stuff. I'm going to put him up here on this wall. This is just because I didn't know what to do with it. I don't know. This is just some cheesy gift my dad bought me. I don't know. He tried to get in my good graces. And I just needed somewhere to put it for the time being. So I'm kind of over the neon lights. and And when I first turned it on after I did this new setup, Blaze and Jeff were like, oh, man, that's kind of cool. You got to leave it up there.
04:52:01
Speaker
so I mean, if you want a timeline of my my live stream, I mean, if that I mean, they if you if you want to keep putting that little spot up there, you know, i I mean, oh, I mean, it's not that hard to go ahead and put a whole bunch of you know stuff up there. You know, OK, we've talked to this person, that person, so on and so forth.
04:52:20
Speaker
But I mean, just saying, but yeah I mean, it's, it's, it's, but as impressive as what we do. I mean, you you like to hear that, you know, Oh, I haven't heard about this guy and all these guys are, you know, nothing, but, you know, we're, we're a bunch of, you know, not so good in that one house and so on and so forth. I mean, we can do the exact same fucking thing. Is that, I mean, is that, is that really get the cloud? I mean, we're not worried about it. It's not that hard to do.
04:52:50
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one no you just do what we do
04:52:54
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prove is in the pu at the end of the day the person is in the pudding it's my role figure out where you're going with this and i have no idea where you're going with this cause the proof is in the Yeah, I agree. So, like, i I'm trying to figure out where to go with this. i i be Agreed, man. now your Your content is great, man. We like getting on here and bullshilling. You guys are new. You're figuring it out. dig measure ah You guys are new. You're figuring it out. It is what it is. Yeah, it's been fun, dude. And honestly, like, dude, we could not have done it without you, man. You guys let us on a good way. You
04:53:38
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And, uh, y'all who's got to remember, man, um, success isn't with my ego. It's shit like that, man. so Success is what you make up. Jeffy chips. I mean, now we love to get on. Old shit, man. It's been way too long in Mexico powder. Where are you from? Where's powder from? we good Minnesota.
04:54:03
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god in said sorry that look comes where you're from did i can google it right now Oh, God. I mean, you're welcome to it, but you'll get the wrong answer.
04:54:15
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Oh, it's so big that we got luke colle check us little song Luke Holmes. It doesn't matter. You're my Luke Holmes. So wherever you're from, that's where Luke Holmes is from. Let's go. buffaloo I'm born and raised in Buffalo. I'm in Georgia. All right. I'm with you tomorrow, dude. I got Philly Buffalo tomorrow in a playoffs. Let's go. town and I'm from Buffalo. Now I'm in North Georgia. Look, who do you got, dude? I didn't know what your dad thinks about it, man. but i got bill I got Bill's Washington, honestly. I got Bill's Washington. Yeah, I got Bill's Washington, man.
04:54:55
Speaker
Oh, go sports ball. All right. And we'll talk about it tomorrow. I got Bill Washington. And, and, and, uh, or tonight. hard tonight
04:55:10
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Well, it's almost tomorrow, Glick. So wait, wait, wait, wait. One minute. Yeah. One minute. We'll talk about it. Shut the fuck up, Rick. Nobody fucking asked you. Whoa. Fuck you. You're mad. Jeff getting out of the cage again. Glick, put your pet away, would you?
04:55:33
Speaker
put my pet away. Yeah, send your cat to bed, would you? I have no control over this asshole. That's why you shipped him out of the country. and I know, I shipped him out of the country and I still have no control over him.
04:55:46
Speaker
Rick, I get it. You want to suck my dick, just say it. It's okay. Bro, I would. No, no, no. Yeah, you would. Yeah, you would. Rick, you'd get you'd get more pleasure from a tic-tac. Jeff, you would suck you inside out. Go for it. He's saying this from the guy who eats bananas for the shake, not the taste.
04:56:08
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why you john There's a difference. and I saw that too. i'm gonna run jeff schna gate i'm awayfriend yeah's not gay It's It's from pay man. 20 bucks and 20 bucks. Oh my God. I heard that line tonight.
04:56:25
Speaker
I don't even know why you heard that line tonight. Wait, did you guys make 20 bucks tonight? No. No. Rick, you heard it behind the truck stop. You cannot save yourself without it. You're like, I heard that line tonight. Where did you go? Because they paid you. Then we made a joke on somebody in cod tonight. Anybody early age of 30 knows the blue oyster. I think that's where Rick was earlier tonight.
04:57:01
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got math What are we even talking about? What are we talking about? Bro, I don't never know nothing. I just showed up. We know. Open mic challenge going to heaven. I came in late as fuck tonight. I don't even know what's going on. i won Let me update you. Math has been banned.
04:57:18
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math is bad matt definite trying to do it is had to but doing jeff that was bla was bla well um like and math all the big words he uses and he can't count the ten hu um um um i' out i am i will say i will say i I'm looking forward to the football conversation tomorrow, because I have a lot to say about a lot. Hey, Clint, what time's up, man? I want to throw it out there on our our page. Noon. Noon-ish. I don't know. and rick how many do How many beers have I had to drink tonight, Rick? I don't know. I'm on. We're on a booth. Oh. I'm on a All right. All right, good deal, man. I'll probably join you from the couch. But like I just i just yeah catch it in there.
04:58:07
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Not another shot at her, but, um, spectator. So I blazed left, but I wanted to tell him about something that he might've found kind of comical. He's still, he's still watching. You have to sing it, Luke. yeah Did y'all hear that NASA found a new asteroid?
04:58:26
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It was flying really close to Earth. And then three days after they found it, right he got three days after they found it, they realized that it was a Tesla Roadster. Elon Musk launched into space seven years ago. I swear to God, it's a fucking news story. Yes. fucking funny Yes. It's a Tesla Roadster orbiting here. Elon Musk launched seven years ago. Yeah. And on the screen, it says, don't panic. It's fucking hysterical.
04:58:57
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I saw that news article earlier and I was like, are you fucking blaze? Look at a laugh out of this one. Oh, God. but That sounds like a great story for Wednesday night, huh? I'll put money on it that Jeff brings it up Wednesday night. He won't give me no props, though. No, no. We'll be like, I found this news story, guys.
04:59:24
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Once my cartel internet kicked back up and I was able to search the googly, which is Spanish for Google, fired up a Google machine. Over there in that corner, man. What's up? No, nothing. I'm just listening. Just listening. Oh no, I'm not sleeping. I just take it in. ra guys here I'd be asleep. you aren't you yeah how do you guys know jason is Jason, aren't you in a band or something? or you Are you just I I am the security guard for the southern outlaw ban?
05:00:01
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why do i know Security guard if fasts in that sounds familiar. Is that like a are they a pretty big band? Oh, yeah they zo are Oh, yeah yeah, I don't know if I don't know you. Oh, they play all around What's what what's so they're not meet you I MC for them Oh, that's not very Southern if you MZ'd for him.
05:00:31
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but I don't know. They're just like I am. You're from New York. Shut up. No, I'm talking about where I live, you dumb shit. I mean, I lived in the South for years. I mean, I don't know what that I don't even know that I would call Charleston the South. Oh, my God.
05:00:50
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They're like, they're like, they're the first. It's barely south of vagina. South Carolina was the first state to secede from the union. They don't get more southern than that. I mean, it does, but we won't get in on that. They tried to secede. You do realize, you do realize you live in a state that literally got burnt down by a guy from Ohio, right? Yeah. Oh, I know.
05:01:16
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I've been to Savannah and seen the damage. I know. yeah yeah Calm down. Trust me. Don't tell me secrets. I know people from Southern Ohio that are way more Southern than anybody from all the way in the Southern tip of Florida. So do I. Trust me. So do I. His name is Sammy.
05:01:35
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i think i might have this is that's all i know is that that's his name is spankky i don't know what wife his real name is familyly in ohio that are more southern than world ti and when i been um thousand and six he still didn't have indoor plumbing e i could tell you that much yeah
05:01:56
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Yes, and I am friends with Bill and Steve and I wouldn't admit to that. I would. They are my friends. But yeah, you sounded so reluctant to say that. No. Are you are you obligated? Yeah, it seems they seem obligated financially or otherwise. I am not obligated to say it, but I'm saying that I am friends with Bill and unfortunately, Steve. But yes, and Kat, that was on a little earlier. You were all right.
05:02:31
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Oh, I'm guessing the two guys, the two, the, well, the guy and the girl in the Eagles jersey are Bill and Steve.
05:02:40
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It's 20, 25. You can identify it's whoever you are. I mean, I mean, I mean, clearly numb nuts identifies as an Eagles fan, so you can identify it as whatever you want. It's okay, Stephanie.
05:02:57
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Something about the Eagles tonight, like he's been catching shade all fucking night about Eagles. I did some fucking Eagles. You know what? I can tell you exactly what it is. Philadelphia. When you call yourself the city of brotherly love and you literally boo your own coach off the field, you negate everything you ever tried to sell yourself about. And not to mention that, but you have this weird ass catchphrase called the brotherly shove.
05:03:23
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Yeah, that's a little awkward. That's just some Alabama shit. Not going to lie. Well, that's a little, uh, that's a little. Chelsea knew the brotherly chef tonight. I don't even care about this is Jeff.
05:03:42
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jeff Jeff, we know what happens every time somebody says, yo sells no times you your team. My sister, mama, grandpa gets pregnant. Right. jason backing you Look, here's your team. Just like your team. Cleveland, correct? What sport are we talking about? You need a little bit more brotherly shove in your life. I don't trust me. I do not literally shove in my life. Your team. Because you're Luke fucking Combs. Probably the Viking. How about you? Probably the Dwight Wines. Probably for your loss. Jeff. Jeff's in Mexico. He likes soccer.
05:04:23
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yeah and mar and of margu and yeah like that the margaritass yes loves the bananas and jason yeah you're another fucking cleveland browns love hey man you kiss my attitude a little let you know on I was say, didn't Jason have a terrible toilet paper earlier on the camera? Terrible toilet paper. ah what this guy but only other teams had to copy off a mission go mean and start that still
05:05:01
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hold on Right now I've been I've been a lifelong Cleveland Browns fan And yet they still made a prayer in the fucking Cleveland Browns. I what had an Alabama joke and this went back to sports again. What the fuck? The bad part is, I mean, somebody ran their, is I mean, I can't, I can't, the I can't stress it enough. They ran their mouth. Oh, no natty, no nothing. And yet they still won the natty.
05:05:28
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What does that have to do with anything? You're not a fan of mine. I wish Jeff. I wish. I wish. I'll take his money in his life any day. Bro, I mean, you got it, you know, you literally came on a sports show. You made the question of what you say earlier. Hey, literally. No, Matty. He literally came. I mean, I'm not even a, I fucking don't know how to say that. It's Sunday now, at least we're on the right day.
05:05:58
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Did they win a big 10 championship? Doesn't matter. They won the naughty. Did they win a big 10 championship? It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. No, we we're talking about it. We had to do it in the national or right day. They're **** rival. I don't know. I don't know. He's like, no, Nadi. Nothing, Nadi. At the end of the day, at the end of the day, at the end of the day,
05:06:25
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legendary legendary treel wash the breasttle wal are you going to say questionable on Bruce? i never my one i don't i what You know what? Nevermind. You know what? Nevermind. Jason, ah you know what? I can't even, I dig that have a football i can't even have any one of those intelligent football conversation with either one of you. If you're going to say questionable ball about Earl Bruce as a legendary coach. Hey, Glick.
05:06:49
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did you go back and watch the replay to see me fly around the field so fast i here to for i did i did i did i mean i mean you see a monster you you fucking what i was i told good good good game thats back roster and is that not the best rebuttal to uptake with that morning suspect. are The next morning, the next morning, Rick sent me a message. He said, we won the Natty. I was like, we, I didn't see your big ass on the field. He said, watch the replay. I was like, I was out there flying around so fast. My ears were being back. We surveyed 100 people. i watch i rush watched I watched the replay. I didn i didn't Nobody. I didn't even realize you were number 69 on the Ohio State Buckeyes. Fucking blast Gordon looking motherfucker out there. Yeah, congratulations.
05:07:43
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Making shit happen. That's good. yeah Uh, no, I did it the day or I first made a comment that if you can't beat your rival, you don't deserve a national championship. Uh, uh, Jim Tressel made a comment that, uh, if you can't win the big 10, you don't deserve a national championship. Or if you can't win your conference, you can't eat on dinner. I mean,
05:08:05
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at the end of the day, am I mad? Not really because the national championship stays in the big 10 and it was a fucking Notre Dame at the end of the day. Jesus. What would that have been? Like the national championship going to a non-conference school with the non-conference ever rated. So, hey, Glick speaking real quick of sports. I talked to my sister tonight. She's going to reach out to her. Well,
05:08:32
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My brother-in-law's cousin Robbie who's best friends with Buffalo Joe plug. Thank you. Do you know what I'm talking about? I'm sorry what did you say repeat we know you Your best friend's cousin's nephew what the fuck my brother-in-law's cousin nephew my brother-in-law's nephew Robbie and where to deal with friends thanks buffalo joe The kid that walked on at the Bills this year, he's going to reach out to Robbie and have him get in touch with Joe and see if he'll do an interview with us on Sunday in the offseason. Talk about his first year, his first official year as a Buffalo Bill. that And what it was like what it was like going from college to pros.
05:09:20
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I will I will I will I will say this like he's a rookie this season. so anything about that He's playing tomorrow. Yeah, he's special teams on Buffalo. Look for him number 44.
05:09:35
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he yeah they weren' he' that with dres in all is his name We've actually had NFL players on nonsensical nonsense before. Yeah, of course glory.
05:09:46
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we We had Brandon fer there's love who brandndon first, first, Brandon Ford. No, Brandon Ford, who was with Clemson when the shot of Watson was there.
05:09:58
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um will it on now and And he was an unsigned pre-agent with the Patriots. And then we had future Hall of Hamer, a ring of honor in Minnesota, Chris Clue. Not once, but twice, because Chris Clue was like, he messaged me after we got done doing the show. And he was like, man, I had so much fun. I want to come up and hang out with you guys again. I was like, are you sure? He was like, yeah, man. That was the afterurse me here that was after you dropped the grenade in the room.
05:10:26
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That's what I said after the show. He messaged me. Yeah. What what grenade are we talking about? What's going on with the guy? I was going to say, I don't know that story. chris So, so Chris, Chris, Chris, basically, Chris, clearly, his his NFL career was cut super short because he is a gay rights activist, activist.
05:10:48
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And he's not he's not a gay guy, he's a married to a woman, he's got a couple kids together, but he's a gay rights activist. And he had a phenomenal career in the NFL. all now He was a kicker for the Minnesota Vikings.
05:11:02
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uh, one of the best ever, uh, in the league. And, uh, he's, he's in the Vikings hollow ring, uh, ring of fame and a potential hall of famer. But, um, because of his stance on, uh, gay rights and stuff like that, he was basically blackballed in the NFL, but he was super cool. Like we, dude, we came in, we started this show and and Jeff made one comment and dude, Chris was, dude, Chris was on.
05:11:32
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dude It wasn't even a bad comment. it was They were just busting each other's balls. And Chris was awning right now. And we we had fun during the show. And during the show, because of Chris's stance with with gay rights and everything like that, I i asked i asked a question. i said that he I said, I'm curious to know you know your stance on transgenders in the sports world. and Get it with that ball bullet.
05:12:00
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and that And I said that, and i and as I said it, I walked i walked away from the screen i okay and and and to go grab some beverages. right when they real a model So I so and was already known for throwing grenades during our show and leaving. And that was the biggest grenade I ever threw.
05:12:24
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And man, Chris and Jeff got into a dub. Hey, boy, did they ever add it? But we still had fun. And then we the show ended and Jeff and I were talking after the show and I got an email and and and I was like, dude, it's just email email me. I don't want to open it because I felt like, you know, it got a little it got a little it got a little heat heated.
05:12:50
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We got, hat we argued for a good 30 minutes. and and And Jeff was like, oh man, email, open an email. So I was like, all right. So I opened it and it was from Chris and Chris said, man, thank you guys so much. I had a blast on you guys to show. Uh, I would love to come up and do it again. And and I messaged him back. I'm like, are you serious right now? Like, yeah I loved you. I like, loved I told you, I said, I loved you bro. I watched you play in the NFL. I watched you play with.
05:13:18
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Brett Favre, I watched you play with all these other cats and these other players as a football fan. Like, I know who you are. I love this cat, dude. He was amazing. um Probably, and they're probably number two, and unless you're a football fan, you won't get this reference. For me, number two, right beside, and and it's very, very close number two to McAfee, as far as NFL pickers and punters go.
05:13:44
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Like he was that good and chris is like no, man. You guys are awesome. I love hanging out with you guys I love conversating with you guys. I would love to come back up and a couple weeks later chris came back up and And and we just hung out like there was no there was no debaser. We just we just hung out man, and he was super fucking cool Um, so, you know shout out to chris. Chloe. I want to reach out to him Oh, I wonder if I could get him on the sports show I don't know that McAfee was that good so much as his antics were what got him famous. It's his personality. Yeah. That's what I'm saying. Like, i don't know that his he's so nigel gruff i'll give him that I don't know that his skills were that good. And like his i mean his skills, his skills were he was he was decent. Don't get me wrong. But I think his personality and his antics on the field are what took him to the, to the Hall of Fame.
05:14:34
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i mean there's a real idea that you're talking about there's there's a reason why we love that you' know who pat mcafee is i don't watch sports yeah he's mo he's like the third he's go hi candidate you do a news yeah that i don't do a newsboker I don't do a sports I don't care. I don't care about sports. in He's like the third biggest podcast in the United States right now. fuck I'm not in the United States.
05:15:04
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Dude, do you know who like, do you know about the fucking, ah what's it called, bro? Fucking the Kelsey Brothers podcast. Yeah, I know that. Oh God, Jason Kelsey, him and his fucking podcast. Those guys are actually pretty fucking funny. Actually, they're funny. They're hysterical. I just hate that Travis always talks ghetto. That bugs the shit out of me, bro. Like you're from fucking middle of nowhere, Ohio. Talk like you're supposed to talk, fucker.
05:15:34
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You've clearly never spent a lot of time in Ohio. I spent a lot of time in Ohio, actually. There's a lot of people in Ohio that talk like Kelsey. From fucking New Miami all the way up the fucking um just outside of Akron. Actually, one of my tattoos is from Ohio. Guys, to be honest, I know you don't know us all that well. You've never heard of us. Hey. Nobody has.
05:16:03
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that marvel less i love the fucking rivalry we got going on it's a funny ra re at best Nice Jason, is that signed? absolutely day i mean yeah yeah nice there's there's gar be there's go to be some like routeway behind it and some fun so That's my guy right there We are going to call it tonight guys looking forward to seeing your show tomorrow night, or I'm sorry tomorrow morning and going to try and get on there and message a little bit. Maybe we'll even can join you. We'll see what's up. Thanks, Jeff. Always fun, man. Glick, appreciate you, brother. You know I do. Love you, man. Thank you for everything. Jeff, always fun. Blaze, I know you're on there. Jason, man. Hey, have a good time. Luke Combs. Being good. Getting into another fraud podcast. You can just reference him as BDR, bro. That's cool.
05:17:00
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I just call me a big dick, right? Because I'm slinging the fucking D and wrapping up contracts at work. Hey, I'm calling it night because I've already kind of gotten a little bit of shade from the the the missus. I've been on here way too long tonight. Me too. I don't want for usually, you know, usually we were supposed to be in a sports show tonight with our first phone.
05:17:26
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And the next thing you know, we're turning to a little something more and then we came on here and so on and so forth. Guys, looking forward to talking to you again. At the end of the day, you know, we love you. thank you so da No matter what guys, we'll catch you all later. See you guys later. I'm out of here too.
05:17:47
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da says ah e and my mouse see guys be good or be good at it who the fuck yeah so
05:18:02
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how do i end up all the way at the bottom of the screen is fucking blade isized that kind of cool I'm a Jedi Jedi. How did you end up all the way up? Oh, Jenna, you are not a top. You are my gummy. No, I am definitely not a bottom, but my gummy's kicking and so I've been elevated because I'm higher than you. There you go. Kick the draft pussy right now. So legit. Who the fuck were those guys? Who was the drunk? Who was the drunk, Jeff Goldblum?
05:18:36
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We're in an outdated Carson Wentz jersey. Oh my god. Wow. The Eagles were barely relevant then. Are they relevant now? Honestly? Oh yeah, they are now. Quit asking questions. I honestly don't know. I don't either. and But you're prolonging it. they I just don't even know who those guys were. I'm gluttin' for puns. They're just another cheap ripoff of nonsense, you know? Nonsense.
05:19:05
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They're going to get back out and be like, why do you say that? Well, I'll just tell them. I'm like, I don't know where you were. You're just a couple of turrets floating in the toilet. We're just going to be on the next clicks music or some clicks. How's the music? God damn it. OK.
05:19:22
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Jesus Christ. How's the music? All this goes up. im Sorry, I'm just catching up. I see Chaka in the fucking comments every once in a while. I ain't seen that fucking guy in a minute.
05:19:51
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we're calling it fucking garbage. Oh, you you know what? You don't even know. OK. No, apparently I don't. We were going to offer you a 15 percent off discount for subscribing early, but not anymore. You're going to pay full price. Yeah, you say that. ah yeah he's ah That's what he says. that He says that. But you know who my number one subscriber is BDR. I'm my only fans. Wait until the powder and glitter connection We're like the rock and shot. Dream Team. Yeah, Dream Team. 1995, y'all. USA Dream Team. Yeah. Wow. That's a reference I actually understood. That's how old that is. That's because you're old. No, because that's the last time I paid attention to sports. It's because you're old. And you know what, Jeff? You get your 15% off discount.
05:20:49
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Well, jeff's been a like Jeff has been a loyal subscriber to my OnlyFans since I started. So I think we should get a 1% off. He's on that day one ish. I think he gets 25% off. He's been your A1 since day one, huh? A1 since day one. Ryder died. He is my Michelle Rodriguez.
05:21:12
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to my Ben Diesel. You got that reference, right? And you got it right. Yeah. Drag racing isn't a sport. So he knows what it is. I think he's, I think you're more his, you're, you're more his Nancy Kerrigan to Tonya Harding, but whatever. oh That's even better. who shit and Like somebody's getting their knee can have to smash the fuck out.
05:21:36
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You don't get along with me. the way That's not the only thing he's getting smashed. You know, you're the bottom, Jeff. Oh, my God, Jeff. That reminds me. I got something to fucking show you. Fucking retard. Just like, God damn it, Glitch, you're too big to be a bottom. This shit was the funniest shit I saw all day. You ready? ready look off me You ready for this? Yeah.
05:22:08
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I'm going to fix just what the hell I need to enhance my screen. It says the fucking way it starts, it says fix stretched out hair ties by placing them in hot water.
05:22:27
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Oh, man, that's fucked up. Oh, wow. That's fucked up.
05:22:35
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Lazy, you know what to do. That shit was funny as fuck. get Just pissed because, like, didn't everybody know about that? Just like, my secret's out. Just like, why am I the last one to know? God damn it. Trust me, oh wow I'm not wallering out any holes. I'm not stretching. Scientific fact, that's the only hole you can't waller out in your body because that one will always return to its actual size.
05:23:05
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Well, thank you Bill, not a science guy. That is a scientific fact. i saw yeah that eating did you do before you finished i don't remember where the fuck popped up but it popped up somewhere this finger muscle will let yeah all of that motherfu um your child the research getting the my game only one That will always go back to its original he wrote a last dissertation paper on this goes like a buffalo do you want a copy of it you should yeah you want a copy of it Email it to me immediately got you bro
05:23:40
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I'm looking out. Don't worry. Bricks like I'm from Buffalo. I've done a lot of extensive research on this. I don't know how bad he's been getting bought. They're wide. Fuck off, man. We had a foul team to go to the Super Bowl four years in a row and lose. Yeah, well. Well, you know what? At least you guys made it. At least you guys made it.
05:24:06
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No other teams ever been four times in a row. Some teams have never been. Correct. I'm a Cleveland Browns. Hey, you guys disappoint four times in a row all the time. Listen, I disappoint all the time. Ask my dad. I'm the biggest disappointment of his life. What? I mean, he disappoints. I am a huge disappointment. My brother, my brother makes six figures a year. My sister's a paralegal at a law firm. I'm a fucking salesman for dumpsters. Come on now. And you know what? Nobody's hearing anything out. Nobody heard anything after you said it. I'm a disappointment. Ask my dad. Best line of the stream. Best line of the stream. And this is some good ones. Let's say something. You don't get to talk shit about parents thing. Hey, my mom's dead and she's under my mind. Your mom's in tough court under your car seat. Yeah. And I haven't talked to my dad in over two years. So, I mean. What do you say to that fucking sign?
05:25:14
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the old years ago. what were those good i know said no there seventy I've talked to my dad once in in in two years or in over two years and that was at my daughter's graduation party and and and that's what he like. I don't know if this is some kind of weird peace offering. I don't really know what was going on with this but I mean, it's kind of cool. I like it. I dig it. I like it. Yeah but Stephanie and her boyfriend were throwing shade at it so wow that's that's that's because that's that's because they think they're the first and and it was all invented to to ever story
05:25:52
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arms with neon lights behind him and that's what i said I'm like, I've been in this game for over a decade, man. like but i and like When I was on Periscope, I had my bar signs behind me.
05:26:05
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When I was on TikTok, I had my bar signs behind me. When we started this show, I had my bar sign. I Periscope was like a gay spot. I know that Well, back in the day, Periscope, there was there was there was a by like all the gay people hooking up. on they really Yeah. Why do you why did you know this? Because it was. How do you think I met Jedi?
05:26:33
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cause je cause god damn there other people in the room Most subscribe to gay times da they have text authority So what what fun conversation I miss tonight anything good, you know a lot of talk about how much blazes hi is bla out just from laughing. It was like doing three its just a lot of random. It's Saturday night i and a lot of random shit. I couldn't tell you. I didn't know there's something important. It's a lot of you had to be there type of moments. Yeah. Yeah. You got to listen for the course on a Saturday. Sorry. Yeah. And then then we had another fraud on you. Hey, you know, you know, you're Luke Holmes.
05:27:23
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I learned that tonight. Yeah. And he's powder, which I like to borrow some money. You made a lot more money than I think I might have because that movie was like super popular. And we we call Jedi powder months ago. Yeah. so Yeah, we totally need a better picture. You fucking I know. You know, it's like super boring and super not good. Hey, at the end of the day, beer never broke his heart. High school beer never did break my heart.
05:27:52
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I'm just saying. You know, ice cold beer means broken hearts. And I know Blaze left because we've got to get a little bit of a dick measuring contest. And I was being really fucking nice compared to what I really wanted to say. Wait, why did Blaze leave? Which is fine. i' you understand but it which Which is okay, you know any other day, but I was really nice compared to what I wanted to say so another fraud podcast I helped those guys out like I yeah Originally when Bill was gonna start a podcast I wanted him I wanted him to come up on here and I helped those guys out a lot I know I'm you know, I got him to where they were able to stream yard and and and And like like they were the final straw that broke my back and
05:28:43
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to where I was like, I'm not fucking here to help anybody anymore. I'm not here for at the end of the day. Like I'm not, I'm not, nah, I'm focused on me and mine. Fuck everybody else. Because they've done like three fucking interviews. They did one with some chick that was really bad. Nobody's ever heard of her. Nobody knows who she is. She's done a bunch of a lot of, well, a bunch of derated fucking movies. And she was a fucking cunt.
05:29:13
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where she was live with them. And then did in the interview with another guy, he's a musician out of P.A. He's pretty cool. He's got some good music. Gary Burt. I have no problems. I have no problem saying his name. Gary Burt, the third. He he does some pretty good country of music at the end of the day. And then they got to sell their outlaws. And they got to sell their outlaws because I helped because basically because of me.
05:29:42
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better than they got And they got a little bit too big for their britches. I started talking a lot of crazy ass shit. and and And at the end of the day, they they are local yokels. um And and wherere we're trying where we are reaching a worldwide audience, they're focused on their little small podunk ass town in PA.
05:30:08
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Uh, but they got a little bit too big for their britches. They stepped out of the line and, uh, they, they seem to forget the guy who, uh, fucking helped him out. So I literally, if I wanted to like, so they don't do a lot of guests and stuff, right?
05:30:27
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now No, no. They want to. They want to. But they're too busy riding coattails of a couple of guests. And if you're if you want, I'll bring you up some guests like that's not a big deal. I know. I'm always I'm always you know, whether it be the sports show, whether it be the music show, like if anybody's got um connections or whatever like that, man, like let me know. Bring them up. So I got a guy. I got a buddy.
05:30:54
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Warren Thompson. He plays semi-bro football right now for the Cherokee Bruins, which is our local team here. And he is a promoter slash m MMA fighter for elevate fight. yeah Bring them up one on Sunday, dude. We're we're we're we're a sports show now. We cover all those quick. Elevate E.L.A. ye E.L.E.V. eight. E.L.E.V. eight. I think it is. We pull it up real quick.
05:31:25
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But yeah, no, like fucking we are a sports show now, Rick. If you know sports guys, bring them up. Let's do this. You know, my music show like I'm I've had I've had one guest on my music show from Ohio, and that was kissing a little last week. Right. Not not not not not a lack not because of a lack of trying.
05:31:51
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Because there's a lot of, there's a lot of Ohio artists that I've reached out to and ain't none of them had to fucking wear with all the fucking or, or the decency to at least message me back. Yeah. I've had people, I've had people from that and, and, and, and, and, and, and we love the Southern outlaws. Don't get us wrong. Like I love our list. of web And then our list hooked me up with, with Roland. Our list is hooked me up with, um, another guy that I'm going to give him a call Monday. What was that kid?
05:32:20
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the kid that was he's clean cut. What's his name? Oh, Hunter. Hunter. Hunter a hunt a lot hooked hooked me up with with all of us and them guys. And, you know, and all of us has got has got another hookup for me that that we're that we're, you know, I'm um um trying very hard to get to get her on the show. I understand her schedule is very busy. That's about it. That is much better. Right.
05:32:50
Speaker
Um You know and and and like I said, I mean we we love the ah ah we love the southern outlaws. I love those people I love those guys and you know, our list is officiating the wedding and um, you know, but we also got the premiere of their new song yeah, and and and we got for anybody and uh But there's a difference from
05:33:16
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what we're trying to do and what they're trying to do. And I think they, they, they, they want to be popular in their tiny little small town and that's fine. Do your thing, but it kind of rubbed me the wrong way. When you started talking shit, when I was the one that was helping you guys and, and I was the guys that, and I was the one that was making sure you guys had, you know, like had everything figured out and then really kind of shit on me when, uh, not even so much as a mention of,
05:33:47
Speaker
You know, a shout out when when they had all this on their show and it is what it is at the end of the day. But I mean, I'm just I'm just over it, man. I'm done helping people.
Frustrations and Collaborations
05:33:57
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but I had a friend. I had a friend. Well, quote unquote friend messaged me last weekend, sent me a text. One of their friends is starting a podcast. And at first I was like, I'm just going to fucking know fuck this bullshit.
05:34:11
Speaker
And then, and then the next, well, it was a Monday or Tuesday or whatever. She sent me a Snapchat saying, you know, I gave blah, blah, blah your phone number. And I was like, God damn it. And Nikki was like, you gotta stop being so passive with this. You not acknowledging, you not acknowledging it is not, and I was like, and we talked about it Monday night, where I'm at the point where,
05:34:39
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I'm just done fucking helping people because I'm so. Over getting burnt and I'm so over being made to look like a fucking asshole. What's our message? I mean, I have to worry. Jesus Christ. Jesus Christ. So so I bet I miss fucking monster, isn't he? you know Yeah. Yeah, he is. He got a fucking granite. Yes, I'm.
05:35:08
Speaker
So in this situation, I messaged my friend back and I was like, look, I was like, I'm not trying to be an asshole. You can take it however you want to take it. Oh, Jesus, there goes my camera. I said, but I think that I'm not in the business of helping people anymore. I was like, line up across from him on the football field and let me know how you're fucking doing. Yeah, right. yeah Let's be honest. I'm about as big as his fucking leg.
05:35:35
Speaker
He got ejected from the last game of the season last year. It's funny. i But, but yeah, it was like, I'm not in the business of, uh, not in the business of helping anybody anymore. This comes from a friend who has not ever one time supported what we do here. Never once shared, never once watched, never, even be when I, when I wanted to start a sports show, I reached out to my fantasy football league first.
05:36:03
Speaker
I didn't, I didn't hear in a nothing from, from the fantasy football league. And that's why the sports show that I wanted to start unnecessary. Robin is kind of fell onto a backburn until this football season when just out of just Rick and I talk and he was like, dude, we should do a football show together. And then just randomly out of talking with Derek who joined our league, he was like, man, I would love to do a sports show every week. And I was like, well, I'm starting one.
05:36:34
Speaker
If you'd like to be a part of it. And without hesitation, like, like. Y'all motherfuckers ain't supporting us and what we're doing, but you expect us to to support you guys and push you guys and help you guys. Fuck that shit. I'm done. I'm done. I'm over it. Fuck y'all. One hundred percent. Fuck you. I'm here for I'm here for the motherfuckers who are are here for us. You know, Jedi and Shaka and that community of s streamers like You know, like they're here. You know, and then and then I've got these musicians that are like, oh, my God, like, dude, we love what you do for our community. Man, what do we, you know, we're going to we're jumping on board with you, man. um My boy James. Shout out to James Lucre. I love this kid to death. I truly do. I love this kid to death, man. He's like a little brother to me. He was sitting last Saturday. We were we were sitting at his house and he was like, yo, if I'm going to the top,
05:37:34
Speaker
You're coming with me. When I get these artists, I'm getting these artists on your show. And then this and this cat looked me in the eyes and he literally said. I'm going to feature on an Upchurch song, but before that song comes up, I'm going to have Ryan Upchurch. I'll make sure Ryan Upchurch is on your podcast with you. Like those are the motherfuckers that I want with with me and with us in this network that we're doing, the motherfuckers that are going to ride with us.
05:38:04
Speaker
And we're going to ride with it. Did he hold up his end of the bargain? I mean, he hasn't featured on an Upchurch song yet. But I have no faith that I have no I have no doubt in my mind that that James will give me an interview. It was literally last weekend, Rick. Calm the fuck down. I have no I have no doubt. Oh, I missed that part. I was fucking old on my dick, Jeff. Be jealous. I'll be I'll be honest with you guys. If it if it pans out,
05:38:33
Speaker
I hate to count my chickens before the eggs hatch, but um anybody who knows this kind of music, um I might have just Trey and I might have Jay Webb up here before long. Nice. I'm going to reach out and try and talk to my buddy Jacob Bryant and Jordan Fletcher. Yeah.
05:38:55
Speaker
so I mean like I'm the ones who are gonna take this fucking ride with us and we're gonna ride together to support each other That's where the fuck I'm at these days man. Fuck all this other bullshit. That's what twenty why this only most but he' not about the report I Don't want to hear about it. Yeah, because at the end of the day motherfucker I know I'm just as good if not better than anybody else out there and my network is behind me and and and and Yeah, they yeah, y'all pissed me the fuck off. I me the fuck off sometimes, Jeff. No, I don't. Ha ha ha. You know, for 30 fucking years, you think I'm going to stop now? but Rick and Derek, Rick and Derek, you are fortunate enough to to just be co-host currently. So you can fuck my bitch off either way. Yeah, well, there's that. So you don't have any really respond any other really any other real responsibility outside of.
05:39:51
Speaker
Let's fucking knock our show out and do what we do. And we do. We know that shit out every Sunday, man. The three of us. yeah did not ask that Jeff, did you look that L.A. fight up? No, I didn't because I honestly don't care. But no, at the end of the day, when it comes to fucking growing, I just never heard it before. That's why I asked. When it comes to growing and having a community behind us, man,
05:40:19
Speaker
I'm not with it unless we're giving each other on a two-way street, man. So that's kind of where i where I'm at right now. and and and i hate And I had to say it, but another fraud podcast was that last straw, man. Is there really their name? No, it's another shop podcast, but I call him another fraud. they got patientally Well, there's there's multiple podcasts that have started that basically took our formula and ran with it. Then I helped.
05:40:49
Speaker
Yeah. They're just the latest line of Bob again. And they shit on me. And they shit on me. And yeah, I am salty as fuck. Call it it. You know, you fuckers don't even have to say it to me. Yeah, I'm salty as fuck. I'm salty as a motherfucker. But for good reason. It's not like you're doing it because you're bored.
05:41:11
Speaker
and and and and and and And these are people that I believed in. And these are people that I that I had faith in, man. And that I told like, yo, you could be good. Jervis. She's one of them. Like, yo, man, you got your own fucking head, bro. Dude, the sky's the limit, man. Right. of Your fucking head. Well, the and I'll be 100. I'll be 100. I'll be 100 percent honest. I told Bill dump that dumb shit, Steve. Dude.
05:41:38
Speaker
You you got something without him. You go. So I'll tell you, just haven't seen those guys tonight. Bill wow Bill, I can handle him all day long. He brought educated, valid arguments to the party. Steve was drunk and slurring every fucking thing he tried to say. And I couldn't handle it. And that's why I said he's like a drunk, retired Jeff Goldblum. Yeah.
05:42:06
Speaker
because he would try to talk like this. What the fuck are you saying, bro? Like speak. Move your tongue out of the fucking way and use words. Take the dick out of your mouth and talk like a big boy. It's so frustrating. Like if you're going to it is a beer courage is what it was. Shit, he would have never said sober. Yeah. Or he damn sure would have never said it to my fucking face or anybody's face. I'm hearing goddamn to you that.
05:42:36
Speaker
not good heartight i'm not that guy but I'll be I'll be sober as a priest and give you all this shit not that i would white him for calling me luke combs But still like you were trying to be insulting yeah, you called me a Yeah, he was he was trying for yeah this yeah but he was trying to call you fat, but be nice about it. I'm like, dude, if you're gonna call that No, situation you can't be less stupid. You guys are watching Mount Steve is six foot nine I don't give a fuck. That's, that's, that's, that's, ah that's his go-to. I'm six foot nine. Guess what? When I take you out of the kneecaps, you're five foot four. Exactly. congratulation light good everybody
05:43:21
Speaker
Yeah. That's his go-to. I'm a six foot nine. You saw they gone. Bob, Bob was what? Six, five, 300. Bob was not, Bob was not, Bob was short on me.
05:43:33
Speaker
I don't know. I'm fucking short. I don't know how big. I was like the second or third. Six foot five to Jeff. Exactly. Peter, dalers six foot five. Yeah.
Bar Fights and Podcast Team Dynamics
05:43:44
Speaker
Click and I have talked about this. Click and I have had this discussion on tiktok a hundred times with him and I ever got mad enough to throw fucking hands. Your sweet ass.
05:43:59
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We are tearing every fucking wall out of wherever we are inside. before we house but side Because you've got me at six foot 360 pounds and you've got Glick at however he stacks in.
05:44:18
Speaker
So we are both very experienced in the bar fighting world. Yeah. Six to six. We are tearing a fucking building to the ground. then do to the It's like we don't even know who won, but we're going to be out in the parking lot drinking a beer after we've just destroyed a fucking building like holding it a cold one on our black eye and drinking the other one.
05:44:40
Speaker
like What the hell just happened? I don't know. You want to get drunk? Yeah, let's get drunk. Fucking right. You're sober? Yeah, we probably wouldn't be sober if I never had one. We got to keep this soberness away, bro.
05:44:58
Speaker
Yeah. Like I, I don't know, man, uh, Steve, you know, and, and, and and and went and, and I'll say this man, and it is what it is. I don't give a fuck, man. I surely don't. When Bill and I first started talking about him starting a podcast, I was like, you know, man, I would love to have you join us and do what you do. And, and, uh, then he talked about bringing this Steve on and Nikki knows Steve because they're all from the same town. And Nikki used to be best friends with his ex wife.
05:45:25
Speaker
And Nikki called it, man. she She called it. She was like, don't, don't, don't have that motherfucker in any way, shape or form affiliated with your show. And I was like, you know, it wasn't, and I didn't, it's you You have situations when your girlfriend or your you your significant other says, don't associate with that person. And some people get kind of an attitude because Nikki and I have the relationship that we have. I trusted her and I was like, you know what, you're right. well that's what it's a about too And I told Bill, I was like, yo, man, I was like, no, I can't do you and Steve. And and I was like, you know,
05:46:07
Speaker
Nikki's not down for it blah blah blah and him and Nikki kind of got into a little bit of a fight because he was like, I thought you were my friend and she was like, yeah, I might be your friend. But that motherfucker is a piece of shit. And I don't want him affiliated with anything that my fiance is doing. And she made the right call. And I told her after watching it, I watched two episodes and I told her, I said, you know what? Not that I doubted you, but you were 100 percent right. Now I want to go watch a fucking episode.
05:46:35
Speaker
That motherfucker ain't shit. I don't have five minutes to kill. And and they've had so many. Oh, my God. They weren't even a dude. They've had so many issues. And that's the other thing, like when Bill was struggling and having issues with Steve. Guess who was there? Guess who was fucking there? Not me. I don't give a fuck about them fools. This guy. And I kept telling him, like, bro, you get it, Jeff? Yeah, I did. You.
05:47:04
Speaker
I see him digging for a boogie. Yeah. Yeah, man. It's been bugging me all fucking night. He was looking at it and he was like, do I want to eat it or not? That's huge. yeah but But Bill and I would talk. out the fucking Bill and I would talk all the time and I was like, oh man, I said, at the end of the day, I know you don't want to do a show solo, but you drop him and we'll bring you up on the network. There's guys there that we get there for you to help you out. You know,
05:47:32
Speaker
I said, but at the end of the day, this is where you're at, man. You're, you're in the beginning stages. you're You're, you're, you're, you're riding this wave. You're feeling it out. You're trying to figure out what you're doing. And then they wanted to do a sports show and then they wanted to do interviews. And I'm like, go, you've got to pump the brakes. You have to find out, you have to find your rhythm. You have to find your flow. You have to find out who you guys are as a show before you start branching out, man. Don't want to listen to none of that. We didn't hear.
05:48:02
Speaker
We did the same show before we started adding more. I think adding more people. I might be wrong on this, but and but I don't think I am. And I think Glick would agree.
05:48:14
Speaker
Our Sunday sports show, I think Glick and I could absolutely handle doing interviews with higher up sports guys. I'm going to be honest, I've never watched because it's sports, but I think the three of us could. I think the three of us, we complement each other real good. We complement each other perfectly.
05:48:43
Speaker
we we We feed off of each other. We have a good time together. I, e you know, I love Derek Wayne to death. I still think Derek doesn't like me, but whatever. No, he likes you. I think he just gets a weird vibe from me. Like I don't like, I like Derek's music, but I, and this is nothing against Derek. Please don't think it is Derek's and he doesn't strike me as the kind of guy I would go to a bar and have a beer with. Um,
05:49:14
Speaker
i i don't get i from the other times like i know where you go that I could definitely, I could definitely see me hanging out with Derek, but at a bar having, having a couple of drinks, but yeah, I mean, go back and listen to our interview that we did. You have to understand Derek's backstory. Right. You know, he he, he, he was, he was, he was on a path. He, he made some, he brought up kind of rough. and Fuck you, Jedi.
05:49:42
Speaker
He's fucking cockbags. It's easy for you to type when you don't got to look me in the eyes and talk to you, huh, bitch? Nobody, it comes down to you. It sounds like Derek is, he's he's more, um he's protected. A little bit more plain and proper than I than i am.
05:50:02
Speaker
i' Right. he just like i don't hide And this is no shade on Rick, but I don't see Rick and I running off to the bar to go hang out. Yeah. No, no, no, no, yeah no. Like I said, you got to understand, Derek. Although it would be hilarious. we were at a party If we were at a party, I would hang out with you, Jeff. Like, no doubt. Oh, I agree. I'd hang out with you. But I don't see you calling me up and be like, hey, let's go to the bar. Not going to fucking happen. I'd call Glick and be like, hey, man, you want to go get a beer after work today?
05:50:30
Speaker
you're not the guy like if we were somewhere together we're gonna get along great oh yeah we're gonna check out the guy i'm gonna call and say let's go get a drink dude speaking of you speaking of you and i if we ever reach that point where we got into it and tarrant could you imagine if we were at the bar together and and and people started to fight with us together oh ah bo
05:51:11
Speaker
so I was about i but know i was i was in bar one night and I'll never ever in my whole life forget this I was in a bar one night with my buddy Oscar who's military Oscar is from Samoa and he's a very fucking large man well so we're at the bar so we're at the bar and we find this dude who is claiming stolen valor and um and and Oscar is medically retired from the army. So he did his tour, got brought up, came home, can't do no more.
05:51:56
Speaker
I didn't realize it, but in the other room shooting pool, Oscar has five Samoan friends. So me and Oscar are arguing with this guy about his stolen valor, and he takes the swing on Oscar. And I, dude, if I'm lying, I'm dying. That whole fucking bar was friends with this kid. Me, Oscar, and five Samoan guys beat the fucking breaks off an entire fucking bar. The last time I saw the kid that stolen Oscar had him by the back of the head and launched him over the railing and into the fucking parking lot. Like it was the fucking Royal Rumble.
05:52:55
Speaker
let me just Sailing through the air and the cops showed up and we were all good. The cops knew all of us. The seven of us beat the ever loving hell out of it. Least 15 fucking people that night.
05:53:12
Speaker
And we were the only ones still standing on the fucking deck when the cops showed up. Everybody else was dropped to the ground or over the fucking railing of the deck in the park. yeah You know, the funny thing is, is like, if, if we were all at a bar together and.
05:53:27
Speaker
You know, ah like, like we were saying earlier, you and I are not bestest friends, but if somebody swings on you, I consider you a friend. I'm going to be great about that. du Oh yeah. If somebody, whether you get up off the more i fuckingck I'm coming at them fucking balls. I can't wait till all three of us are in a room together. It's going to be hilarious.
05:53:47
Speaker
you remember my buddy back little be me with the two giant bodyguards yeah youre remind me of what he like so i had a buddy like that growing up his name was steve we called him steve o steamo would go to a bar we would all go out to a bar And he would, I spit you not dude. I don't know why he did it, but he always did it. We'd be in the bar an hour, hour and a half. And Steve, ah so I'm funny enough at six foot 360. I am the smallest of my friends. Like they just get bigger from me.
05:54:24
Speaker
My buddy Colby is six, six, three, or all the drive. And he's a rugby player and he's Irish. Like he's a fucking mammoth of a man. So Steve, Oh, for some reason, an hour and a half into almost every bar trip, he would come running across the bar to us. Guys, guys, guys, this guy's trying to kick my ass and he would get behind all of us.
05:54:50
Speaker
So we end up in a bar because the, he always, the guy was always way bigger than Steve ah for some dumb ass reason. Well, he didn't have a brain to think about size. He'd walk up to a girl and grab her butt and offered a buyer a drink and her boyfriend's like, I'm going to kill you. And he'd come running to us and the fact that I talk shit.
05:55:16
Speaker
about people knowing Glick is standing behind me. Yeah. Like that was Steve. This, this is 100% true. God damn. I can tell you how many times this motherfucker also knows I can hold my own. He can. and And Glick is also the first one to stop me from swinging on some giant manners of a dude.
05:55:39
Speaker
I can't tell you how many times in high school this motherfucker would start. I did. I shit you not. This is the honest and goodness truth. I feel like a real Steve. I swear to God, this is the honest to God truth that I don't give a fuck what Jeff tries to say after I say that Jeff would start talking shit and he would go.
05:56:02
Speaker
And then, and then, and then ramp up. Like, get behind me. I got this. Bring it on, fuckers. He would start talking shit and he would go. And then, it was like, I didn't gasoline go fire as soon as he would. Let's sit down and write something down. Like, what the fuck? I wouldn't even, you know, goddamn attention. I would just be there. And he would go, yep, came on. And as soon as his voice elevated, I would go, what the fuck is going on? What's wrong, little buddy?
05:56:33
Speaker
what jimmy song well lassie
05:56:38
Speaker
smellfucker and I can tell you how many times like somebody would get loud would be they're like, would you and like? And next thing you know, Jeff's coming over with a brick. Yeah. And I'll be like, first and foremost, I have nothing to do with this situation. However, if I have to, I'm getting involved. You know what I mean? If I want to do it.
05:57:01
Speaker
You're going to regret it. Just kind of a small guy. I grab whatever's close to me and I start slow. Jeff, let me tell you something. I learned really, really fast working security in a block. Yeah, I got three minutes. I got three minutes. Sounds like we're going to have to fucking chop. I'm not saying too much later, but I got three minutes to tell you this something I learned to really quickly working security at a bar.
05:57:32
Speaker
There is no such thing as a fair fight in a bar fight. And if it is not bolted to the ground, you are 1000% entitled to pick that motherfucker up and use it to your advantage.
Closing and Promotions
05:57:46
Speaker
Why do you think in the strip club we bolted all of our tables? fucking floor yep um me Well, let's wrap up. Ladies and gentlemen, thank guys rain out there you guys for watching.
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