Michael's Comedic Adventures
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Oh, yes. What is up, everyone? How's everyone doing? nice is Nonsense, nonsense, Friday night. Yes. Michael, how are you doing, sir?
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Just happy to be here. Hey, don't call me names. It's Michael. Michael, Michael, Michael. Sir, in the sound of respect, I really don't deserve. I am a professional idiot. I've made a career out bad decisions.
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I get paid to go town to town and tell strangers about my big weird balls. That's not a sir. That's a Michael. Man, you need to come up on Saturday night and tell us about your big weird balls.
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But moving on from your big weird balls, first, i want i want I want to say something. I started a part-time job this week, so I'm off my fucking game. I got no clips.
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I got nothing. But Michael and I did offline go and watch some of the trailers of the movies coming out this week that we are going to discuss a few of them, give our opinions on what we think, what our expectations are, if we're going to watch it or not.
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Also, before we roll into that, um I just want to give just a moment to say um Mr.
Val Kilmer's Legacy
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Maverick, as some knows him as,
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um i A movie that I enjoyed was The Saint. Val Kilmer passed away this this past week. um I think he was Maverick in Top Gun. I was never a big Top Gun fan. No, he was not Maverick. He was Iceman.
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Iceman. See, I'm going to catch a lot of heat on that considering this is a movie... a movie channel, so your best insults in the comments now, please. um Speaking of comments, big shout out to my brother, Arliss Walker.
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He just said, hello, everyone, and Mr. Copenhaver, my hero. He is way too kind. That's my hero right there. Hey, Arliss, how are you doing? brother and If I know Arliss, he's doing better than good.
00:02:43
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Oh, yeah. Glick dropped in. What's up, my dude? chaka I don't know if that was Shaka or if that was Beast Mode, but hello, hello. I have to get to know, well, I guess I'm going to our viewers now.
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Yeah, we we do that i we have some regulars. We have some regulars. We might even see Morpheus pop in, and not Morpheus, Zampi is popping tonight. He's usually here on Fridays.
Movie Misconceptions and Public Domain Creativity
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um I really, you know, I know he's i know he sucked at... ah Batman Forever. He was definitely not one of the best Batmans.
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He played in that one college science movie. Real genius. Thank you. That right there is whole I love that movie. That movie is probably one of my favorite Val Kilmer movies. it just It tickles my nerd bone.
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I wish I could remember the name of the red-headed actor who plays the dean or whatever that hates him. He's the same guy from Ghostbusters where Bill Murray's like, it's true, Your Honor. This man has no dick. I know which one you're talking about. Yes.
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I wish I knew it was there. I'll look him up later. um
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But again, yeah, sucked it. like Oh, my ah it was the popcorn scene that I loved and the fact that they made that one dude think he was talking to God. It was like some of the most brilliant pranks.
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It was like small pranks. I was like, you just got to appreciate the effort that went into writing that. Anyway. I think my favorite was the water slide in the hallway. I think that was my favorite. yeah no good That was good. Didn't they freeze it?
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Or was it just water? they The freeze thing, they had a um a tube of ah nitrogen, like frozen nitrogen.
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They'd slice it off like the quarter size to get free coffee. That's, yes, yes. I remember nitrogen being in there. And of course, when it was all time famous roles. I'll be your Huckleberry.
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Doc Holliday. Huckleberry. Not Huckleberry. It's a common misconception. Huckleberry. am i Am I going through a, what's that called, a Mandela effect at the moment?
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No. It just sounds like that. It's just, it comes out of his mouth like molasses because he's a Georgia gentleman. Yeah. Okay. I always thought it was Huckleberry. I'll be your Huckleberry.
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A bunch of people did. Common misconception. Ooh. I'm a movie freak, brother. youre You haven't met your match. Excuse me.
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Still getting over that sinus infection. So, well, what have, what do we got tonight? So, um again, apologize, no clips and no scenes to show, but we're going to talk about few of the movies that's coming out this month.
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I'm going to tell you about that one, brother. I'm going to take the heat on that. If I was a better co-host and more tech savvy, I could have done that while you were out schlepping the booze. It was my lack of planning. i I knew I was starting a part-time job, but I didn't think in the back of my head, oh, let me plan around that on my other obligations.
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Thank you, Merrill. But, eh.
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why yeah um one One that really sticks out because this is a trend that started, I want to say, about a decade or so ago, less than a decade, where when um when pieces of art go into public domain, especially the Disney ones, and they turn them into horror movies, Screamboat Willie.
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Screamboat. But it's it's using the same ah because Steamboat Willie The very first animated film. Of Mickey Mouse is now in the public domain.
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So, of course, what did they do? The same thing with Winnie the Pooh is Screamboat. Did you watch the trailer for that? I don't think I saw that one. Somehow it slipped. I had 45 minutes of trailers lined up for April 2025. Okay. And I think that one's... some I missed it.
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The weirdest one for me in the list. I'm sorry. I'm getting ahead of myself. I was yeah i'm just going to say real quick. It comes out. well It was limited release. It came out on the 2nd. I think it's to eventually be one of those direct to Amazon here soon.
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nice It's from the same people who brought us Terrifier 2 and Terrifier 3. The production
Horror Film Reviews and Recommendations
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company ah falls off my my mouth at the moment.
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Full disclosure. I haven't seen any Terrifier movies. Really? Are you a horror guy? Are you into horror movies? I like good movies, period. If it looks fun, I'll watch it. If it doesn't have me in the first 10 minutes, moving on.
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Unless I paid for it, I'll watch it out of spite just to be mad at it. It's very gratuitous, over the top. very gratuitous over the top I think there's a level of honest like humor to it.
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There's some Easter eggs, especially in the second third one that pays homage to other slasher films. If you pick them up, um it's I think it re it revitalizes. it breathes in new fresh air to the whole slasher flick. And it's a supernatural slasher flick. Barbarian.
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i think it was two years a years ago. Barbarian.
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I don't think I have. Check that one out. It's kind of the same thing. It's like, I don't know. I don't like movies that I can just peg them and see them coming right away. That movie fucked me up. I had no idea what was about to happen.
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It was wild. It was a wild ride, a fun movie to watch. bar It was a actually about a barbarian? was it It's called Barbarian, and that's all I'm giving you. You have Netflix? Well...
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Speaker
I do for one more month that I'm canceling it. Almost positive. It's on Netflix. okay I can confirm that at the break. If not, if it's in another region, I'll turn my VPN.
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Hey, we're not sponsored by any VPNs, but those are helpful. Nord VPN. hear it's a really good one. I got express, but I'm actually, got I got to cancel that because I pay for my neck. If the virus antivirus for my laptops,
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I just recently found out that it has a a yeah ah free VPN. so but hope It is very loosely. Very loosely.
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That's right. no I'm no gentleman. So, just real quick, i as soon as Screenboat is released, it's going to be one of those ones. I'm just going to wait until it streams.
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and i will i probably It'll probably come out Halloween and that's when I'll watch it.
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So. No, you're just hearing things, Whit.
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So, the one that jumped out at me was the animated King of Kings.
Animated Film Critiques and Movie Disclaimers
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i So, i didn't I didn't watch that trailer. That one, I did not. I watched them all, and I thought, why the hell do we need this? What is King of Kings?
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The King of Kings, it's an animated tale of the Jesus Christ story. That's probably why I did. ah I kind of feel like it's a Joe Camel switch up. You know what saying?
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Marketing for kids. Oh, it definitely probably was. It's probably rated PG. No, it's Jesus. Probably rated G for Jesus. G for g from jesus We're in America. May as well spell American.
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Today's letter is brought to you by G4Jesus. Oh, I forgot to do movie lingo tonight, guys. You just got to stay tuned until next Friday. I've got one.
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You might not be able to put it up, but um I'll walk you through it. Go for it. I'm down. The disclaimer at the beginning of all movies, or at the end of all movies, that tells you this film's based on no real events, no real persons, that type of shit, right?
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What movie, that's more of a trivia, but still, it's a fun fact. What movie inspired that?
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Exorcist. Nope. I believe it was 1939. It was called Rasputin and the Sirena. Oh, that's... It was powdered as a historical biopic, and it pretty much says, without a doubt, in this film, Rasputin was banging the Tsarina, the queen of Russia, and they sued the filmmakers.
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You put the disclaimer in it, tell the exact same story, no suits.
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Because it's wrong, everybody. It's fictional. Yeah, yeah. Interesting. All right. that right so I got to do something to pull my way. You're such a heroic host. I got to do something to pull way. To hang with star like you.
00:12:17
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Oh, fuck you. Don't do that to me, man. I love you, brother. and I'm so happy to be here with you. Thanks for having me one more time. and you make out and We had a heart-to-heart. I'm so excited to be part of the network. I'm not both. I love to be here.
00:12:33
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Thanks for having me. I am an idiot, and I will prove it weekly.
Trivia Night Antics
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The professional. The. The. Emphasis on the. Like the Ohio State University.
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He's that guy the king would turn to when he needed advice and a good humbling. That's that guy. That's the professional idiot. but if you if you look up If you look up the history or the full archetype and like, Joudrowski, I always fuck his name up.
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He's a philosopher. You also wrote some pretty awesome fictional books too. Anyway, I'm going off on things that are not movies. Was there anything that stood out for Kings of Kings? Because I asked, knowing that it's a Jesus story, probably never going to go search that out.
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Maybe ironically. to laugh at. Please. oh Open your eyes, man. click We do have a disclaimer for Glick. Arliss ain't lying. Oh, speaking of Glick, um I just want to rub it in his face.
00:13:42
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I hammered his ass at Trivia last week. He did. It was it was epic. it was i mean It was a rough start for Michael, but after that, he fucking spanked him.
00:13:53
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I turned that right around and just brown And I'm to do the same thing next month. save ro calling it again That's what I'm talking about. Oh, don't give yeah don't give me a complex. I don't need a complex.
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I'm an ego checker. ah So what stood out about the, sorry, King of Kings. I'm i'm talking up to. I thought it was weird because it starts like, um I can't remember the wording or whatever. it was like ah a couple of kids talking to their dad.
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And it was like ah like a learning moment or whatever. yeah and in that learning moment, he tells them the Jesus story. And it opens up in a big sweeping animated thing. It was strange.
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And I just thought, man, the story's been told so many times. Why do need to animate it? Was it made by the tower? The JW tower? I think it was the lamplighter.
00:14:51
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and don't know which one that one is. And I'm making it up. Oh, okay. You'll find that I will, with a straight face, make some bullshit up, and you will believe it. I'm like, I'm talking about J-Dubs, the Jehovah's Witnesses.
00:15:06
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They knocked on the door. They asked me to be a Jehovah's Witness, but I didn't see the accident. They knocked on the door the other day, and I didn't have time to sit down and talk to them, but I was like, I'm sorry. Y'all have a nice day.
00:15:19
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Bye. always have time answer the door. I always have time to answer for the door in the nude. Oh, I won't do that. No, I will every time.
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Fair. I mean, maybe with just a saw king and all.
Filmmaker Discussions and Supernatural Themes
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A myth and legend. You're the myth and legend, Arliss Walker. This guy, he tries to blow me up so much. Believe me, next to Arliss Walker, I'm a level zero nobody. and An ant amongst a king.
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Arliss Wagari is a legend and a hell of a human being. ah Even though you kind of herless put it in my butt for tomorrow. Arliss and Michael the real entertainers.
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I'm not an entertainer. I'm an idiot. You're a storyteller. can be entertaining. um'm just I'm just lucky that I've made so many bad decisions i was able to make a career out of it. Yeah.
00:16:19
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yeah Honestly, I don't tell jokes, folks. i tell stories right out of my life. And I would, while we're talking about it, I guess, if you don't mind, I'm going to plug myself.
00:16:30
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Yes. you're anywhere in the Warren, Ohio area, come see your boy tomorrow night with some of the best up and comers, talented young people that have not been in comedy very long. ah I like to try to give people a hand up, and not a handout.
00:16:44
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going to give them a nice stage. going give them a nice crowd. I can do everything I can to help them succeed, but tell their jokes for them. Come out and see some fuckers fail.
00:16:55
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not everybody's goingnna Not everybody's going to hit the mark, but they're all talented in one way or another, and you should be in for a pretty good show. For $15 only, it's the cheapest show I've done in three or four years.
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Okay. That's enough about me.
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Well, um yeah, I, goddammit, I wish I had time to come up there this weekend. Fuck. That's, I was telling Michael behind stage how I found out that he wasn't nine and a half hours away. I had a stoner moment with Google Maps.
00:17:32
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Fucking settings is all I'm going to say. But I think Michael is frozen or I'm frozen. I don't know. No, I'm looking at my television trying to find ah so some of the movie titles because forgot to write them down because I'm moron.
00:17:47
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Oh, i will I know there was one we had talked about. I have them all written. Some of them just didn't stand out to me. But Sinners, this one by with Sinners.
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ah So Sinners is a it stars Michael B. Jordan, the guy who played the antagonist in Black Panther. he played the dude he played Creed. Creed, yeah.
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Yes, he plays... This role is like a new kind of role for him. He's playing twins. He's playing a dual role in this movie. And what it seems like is there's it's a supernatural movie, and it seems like from what I can gather, it's um he hunts demons?
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Well, the thing is, this was this was my take on the trailer. um The basic premise of the movie seems to be roughly yeah Mississippi Delta Blues era. right yes they are using music to cross over between life and death.
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Specifically, James. I see. I was thinking vampires at first, but I thought it was more... It didn't seem they didn't allude too much to it, so I was just thinking demons.
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but well The one one scene shows the guy. he It's got the classic vampire just fed blood all down his mouth and and neck. Yeah. Well, it was the reference how, like you had brought up, how the music separates the veil in between the worlds and allows them to... yeah yes yeah That's why I was thinking demons because vampires from typical lore already kind of live on the planet.
00:19:25
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They're on death. Sorry, I gotta turn this light down. Alright, there we go. Hey, Wally, how are you doing, my friend? How are you doing? but I thought it looked really interesting, really neat.
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he's promo I'm in Use promo code GLICK. It's the champ for a free drink at the beer on Mike. Oh, that's fucked up. the beer?
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At the beer? think it means at the bar. At the bar. I'm not surprised you can't spell. He's from the country's podunk ass place in Ohio. I'd be embarrassed if I'm from there.
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I do. i ah I like movies like that. With that supernatural kind of demon hunting, vampire hunting. Those kind of movies excite me. Not exciting, exciting, but like movies like Constantine is would would be something. Oh, loved it Yes. Loved it.
00:20:20
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Yes. How about the original? um What's that? Christopher Walken was in it. um He plays Gabriel. Shit. The Prophecy.
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Great premise. And it's Walken, man. That is an old one. ah I'm going to, we're going to take a break real quick. I need to reset my audio. I'm i'm coming in and out my internet.
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So, um funny yeah, ah I, my, on my end, it's not going in and out. So I need to reset my side. so we're going to go ahead and go on break real quick.
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Since Arliss is with us. e o kind of I feel like a, I feel like a total asshole because I have no Arliss so
00:21:13
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Shane, we're going to go ahead and we're going to go ahead and wear Gator by Callie in the Boot and Rally. yeah Which, by the way, that was an awesome conversation earlier this week.
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I want to thank her for coming up. That was just awesome for letting let us bend her ear. Down to earth, gal. Amazing pipes. yeah Absolutely. All right. Wear Gator.
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Callie in the Boot and Rally.
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I'm blowing smoke I'm going home
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Find yourself swaying from the old glow of trees Looking like Spanish moths in the good old southern breeze
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You're messing around with fire Well don't find yourself Among the
Film Excitement and Trivia Night Details
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market miles So come on y'all We're gonna give em hell We're gonna make em yell We're gonna teach em well So watch what you do Don't mess with boo-doo, darling
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It's all a place that you don't want to But honey, I told you, honey, told you
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Cause oh, dance, darling You'll find yourself swaying From the old gold trees Looking like Spanish moths In the good old southern breeze
00:25:13
Speaker
Oh, you're nothing but scum and your plan ain't woke up, watch the six and the six, oh, what are you gonna be done? I put a fight, you raised the trump of your life, yeah
00:25:53
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Oh, and welcome back. Thank you for your patience for my technical difficulties. um Before we get rolling back on on trailers and picking up back where we left off with Sinners, um excuse me, I wanted to touch real quick a little,
00:26:15
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what's that word I'm looking for? I don't know. Promo, um when you're trying to like sell yourself. God, man, words are hard right now. hashtag Hashtag words are hard.
00:26:28
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Oh, yes, I love that. Anyway, um ah so Michael and I are doing another project off the network. um More deets to come on that. I'll definitely have the link. ah that We're still coming up with the name.
00:26:42
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Him and I are just having some conversations, a little bit more enlightened, more a little bit higher level than movies.
Michael's Storytelling Style
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Definitely there's still levity there. There's still some comedy there.
00:26:56
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Of course, the professional idiot bringing the levity. I bring the deepness, though. I bring that. it's It's good. um i think as soon as it gets rolling, I will drop those links and you guys will be able to check it out.
00:27:13
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so yeah I think that I got to give my co-host big props. for the balls for the very first topic. That's a bold move. I won't share what the topic was. That was a bold move. I don't even remember what it was. Oh, I do now.
00:27:30
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Thank you, Marilyn. yeah No, I just have a... I have a lot. I did do i remember it remember it. I remember it. I remember it. um embar members Those edibles are fucking doing me good right now
00:27:47
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Medicine is good. I like medicine. It absolutely is. Oh, man. um Just real quick, I want to announce, i don't know i don't even know if I told Glick this yet.
00:28:01
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and No, I did. I did. Hey, so we have, we have we I uploaded some some shit onto to Patreon today, so we have content on Patreon. Glick and I did an impromptu stream the other day um last week,
00:28:17
Speaker
We had jumped on to twist the bells and whistles on StreamYard. We ended up staying up there just bullshitting for a little bit, interacting with the audience. and and That's uploaded onto Patreon if you guys want to go check it out.
00:28:32
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Dollar a month, man. Thank you much. What a bargain for you. Yeah. so Where do we live? oh sinners. What is your opinion?
00:28:44
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um hear you. That looks like it's going lot of fun to watch. I'm in the Michael B. Jordan business. I love that guy. I love everything he does. i don't think I've seen him in a bad role yet. He plays good... That's just my opinion.
00:28:57
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I think it's been fantastic. He's on fire. ah Agreed. 100%. 100%. hundred percent one hundred percent
00:29:05
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I will argue until my dying day, he's not the best villain in the MCU to date. um That's Thanos all day. Josh Brolin did an absolute fantastic job.
00:29:16
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But ah he is definitely, for a street-level type villain, I mean, he's not a universal threat. Outstanding. yeah Way outside of the clock.
Playful Trivia Rivalries
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Okay, so... John, and he's this name's going to pop up, he's actually in a couple movies that's coming out this. He's actually in John Berthold. He's in two movies. Oh, John Berthold, yeah.
00:29:41
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Not one of my favorites. really to noise me yeah yeahnoys me Really? He Fair enough. It's not his fault. The writers for the original Daredevil series, and then they brought in Punisher 2, they just clocked the character.
00:29:57
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He's like a wild man who doesn't Think about any like collateral damage. That is not the Punisher. He's a precision scalpel, not a fucking grenade.
00:30:08
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Now, mind you, Stanley is my real dad. Stanley raised me through those comic books because my dad could not care less about talking
00:30:21
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to me. Nerdverse? I don't know if this is Shaka or Beast Mode. Welcome. Thank you. You guys are here. So so is is that really Michael Jordan's son?
00:30:32
Speaker
I'm confused. I didn't know that. Wait. you know is No, it's not Michael Jordan, the basketball star's son. Whoever told you that? oh yeah Man, that's some late fucking April Fool's asshole.
00:30:44
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now Here's the thing, though. Gullible is a word that's not even in the dictionary.
00:30:51
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Oh, you know what? Speaking of Thomas Jane as my punisher, I want i want to plug i want to plug This month's trivia just happens to be comic book movie trivia, excluding MCU and DCU.
00:31:08
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So it's going to be about the old Punishers, all the Punishers, except John Berthold. Yeah. Anyway, thanks real quick, may I pose a potential idea here?
00:31:25
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Can we start calling monthly trivia Michael Kicks Glick's ass trivia? Yeah, we can do that. I'm fine with that. but I'm not done roasting him. but I've got bragging rights for the next three weeks.
00:31:42
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And then for so so four weeks after that. So far, Glick does have black bragging rights overall. But you did. That was your first time popping up. And you rolled that first week. So it's definitely some bragging rights. right, I did.
00:31:54
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And i'm going to rule the second week and the third week. You said maybe I should quit playing for a couple of months to give you a chance. Trust. You better be there if you want to attempt to make a close. um I'm going to call it right now.
00:32:04
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I will win the season by more than 60 points. Yeah, Nerdverse, man. If you want to, man, you guys want to fucking come um and and jump up on live and go down on some trivia, man. That would be great to have a challenge because Glick sure wasn't. Yeah.
00:32:28
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But then it is a lot I wanted to say you are an excellent trivia host and I am a trivia host. You do a really good job. You're thoughtful about it. That was a lot of fun. Except for those fucking dragons.
00:32:38
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Shove a dragon up your ass. So that I realized i realized that was probably probably was a bad idea. I thought it was good at first. And then I couldn't. And then then I couldn't find fucking 10 drag. I couldn't find 12 dragons. Then I couldn't find 10 drag.
00:32:53
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I was trying to specifically find find dragons. that had their own unique name and not a type of dragon. I wanted be more specific. And I realized as I was going through, it was like, I don't think anybody knows these fucking dragon names, except for maybe Smaug.
00:33:13
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If you say it four times, it will be right eventually. Exactly. what is that in your because you Because you did keep picking the fucking dinosaur, dinosaur the fucking...
00:33:25
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Dragon ones pretty consistent. The only answer I gave for the dragons.
00:33:34
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I think we're out. but john i just want to say real quick, Jon Berthal, I like him better as a villain. When I say a villain, specifically his role in The Walking Dead, he was a villain. He was a bad one.
00:33:51
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I think he plays a good villain better than he plays a hero or anti-hero. I personally thought that ah shit Rick's wife was a way better villain than John Burrfall in that series.
00:34:06
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Compared to her, compared to how she was written in the graphic novel, oh, absolutely. that' First off, I didn't read the graphic novel at all. Yeah, she was. And now I won't because I've seen the series and it will be so different.
00:34:19
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I watched the graphic novel before the series came out. So, again, that what's the date for the trivia? Oh, yeah, yeah. Let me put that up. That is on the 20th. You got it?
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I'm trying to help. you You're fine, man. We'll we'll we'll we'll find that rhythm. We will find that rhythm. April 25th, 8, 10 p.m. That is the last Friday of the month.
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Last Friday of every month is going to be movie trivia. So, and people are welcome and winner points accumulate throughout the year. So you get to build them up. I know it's a little, ah was figuring out things and that's how I fucking figured it out.
00:35:02
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So for this year, that's what we're going to do. And at the end of the year, the person that is not a host or affiliated on our network, go in a swag bag.
00:35:13
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So if you're an audience member or off this network, like Shaka or beast mode, ah that would include you, you guys would have but opportunity to win a swag bag. What's in the swag bag?
00:35:24
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Well, it depends. um There's going to be a t-shirt. um Well, my plan is a t-shirt, um a tumbler, some kind of like drinking vessel.
00:35:38
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And if you're a stoner, there's going to be a pipe or something of that sort in some papers. If you're not a stoner, Maybe you drink beer or something and we'll figure out a koozie or some shit for you. Why not a hypodermic deal? That is the age of the opioid. Yeah, if you're a meth head, absolutely. I'll send you a box ah suit of Sudafed and a hypo. You'll be good and set. spoon, too. A fucking spoon. I'll throw a spoon in there for you.
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I'm going to issue a challenge you, Glick, you're still listening. We've got to get together and we're goingnna we're going to have a personal bet. Between the two of us. And you're going to lose.
00:36:19
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You're going down. Something's something's going to be really embarrassing for you. Because I don't embarrass. And maybe put his ding-dong a cage. Maybe put his ding-dong in a cage.
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and it's better that's You know what, Glick? That is a very, very good question. Who is going to help me put that swag back together? He's the master of the network. He's putting the bill on that.
00:36:43
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o oh We're the entertainment. The thing is, if you go check out biolinks.com, you'll see it's in the description of this video.
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and I don't know. These banners, I can't work these banners. There we go. It's right there. You'll also see a link to a Facebook page called Beauty in the Beard, Bearded Beauty, Beast with Beards, out something like that.
00:37:10
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It's on Biolinks. And Nikki is hooking us up with like shirts and shit. She can do outside of network stuff is too, so if you have a shirt design you want her to fucking throw together, hit her the fuck up.
00:37:26
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Yes, sir. Just follow the alliteration.
00:37:34
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I don't embarrass. Challenge accepted. i will okay so let's I want to go dive deeper into John Berthal. One movie he's coming out in is he is co-starring with Ben Affleck and is The Accountant No. 2. I don't honestly remember watching the first one.
00:37:54
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What's that? It was a decent movie. and Okay. I won't say it's cinematic gold. It is Ben Affleck. Much better director than actor. I would die on that hill.
00:38:06
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But it's an interesting concept. I agree with you with that. Yeah, absolutely. No, you'd have to because I'm right. Yeah. well Well, it's an astute observation. It's an ah interesting concept from a film.
00:38:19
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He's raised in a military family. He's highly functioning autistic, but he's got like a Rain Man type of outbursts, right? He starts freaking out and starts hitting himself and shit.
00:38:31
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And how he breaks himself of that as to his father's military training whatever, he just overstimulates himself. like There's a scene where he's got his shin out, just rolling the shit out of an iron bar over it for the pain.
00:38:44
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Meanwhile, there's strobe lights going on and super loud, heavy metal music, i just super overstimulation. And, you know, for autistics, that is a really wild thing to do yourself. But, I mean, it's just how he copes out of the world so he can function in the world.
00:38:59
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so So that's Ben Affleck's character. Yes, yes. He's highly functioning autistic. And he's sort of a, not only a military badass, but like he's a, I want say he's a forensics accountant.
00:39:12
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Okay. Yeah, so a forensic accountant. And again, not cinematic gold, but it's a fun movie to watch. Interesting. And um I'm going to give Batfleck some props.
Nostalgia and Cultural Impact of Video Stores
00:39:24
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He played that role really well. I am curious to see how Rain Man meets Rambo. oh
00:39:33
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It's like that. um you You nailed that shit. Is it okay is it better is it better than Affleck's Reindeer Games movie? Ooh, that's a good question.
00:39:45
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Yeah, because that was one of those ones you either loved it or hated it. like i like re deer I liked reindeer games. I didn't think it was bad. no I liked it. But, I mean, it wasn't it wasn't gold.
00:39:57
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No, no, no, no. And that's not... It's a fun one, maybe two-timer. If you spend enough years in between, you kind of forget the entire plot. But I want you see it twice.
00:40:08
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That one's run its course. Yeah. In my opinion. and Not everything is awesomely bad. like ah One of my guilty pleasures, I love Independence Day.
00:40:20
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It's a shit movie.
Will Smith's Performances and Critiques
00:40:22
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Jerry Bruckheimer at his Bruckheimerist. But it's so fun to watch. In the words of my generation, all viewers! Will Smith is a hit or miss with me. He's playing some good stuff. I liked him in Fresh Prince.
00:40:38
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I liked him in some of Bad Boys. I'm sorry, that that whole franchise isn't the best. There's some good ones and some bad movies in that franchise.
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And we agree, infinitely better than the Fast and Furious series. yeah Yeah, absolutely, yes, 100%. Yeah, absolutely. Yeah, yeah. Fast is a and in my opinion, the rock.
00:41:01
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And I don't like rock. Oh, and I i would say um the Bad Boys is definitely... up there better with like well I don't know Jason Bateman maybe that's too good Jason Bateman's better I mean he's just he just recently made State Farm commercials better Bateman they're awesome commercials he is so fun everything it is and I gotta to thank you again for turning me on to that flick ah The Passenger no
00:41:41
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the hair but Carry On. Carry On. Oh, Carry On, man. That was a great movie. He was a pretty chilling bad guy. Yeah. He was still Bateman. He was still Bateman, but just a little edge of darkness. And it was just, ah it was good. It was really good. He's great.
00:41:59
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Have you seen his show, The Ozarks? Ozark. Ozark, And yeah, yes. That one jumped the shark. They should not have made the the last season they made. It's Ruined the entire series, in my opinion.
00:42:14
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But it's making money. It's getting good ratings. hey Let's just wash it out and fuck it up the ass and make it terrible.
00:42:21
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Fair. Fair. Bateman is the hero we needed. Love Jason Bateman. Yes. You have to. okay If you don't, you're a terrible human being. he wills okay Hancock, I thought, was one of his better movies.
00:42:35
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I loved it. Loved it. Interesting take on the superhero thing. And I just, it was ah it was a great concept, really well made and well acted film.
00:42:49
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Another Will Smith I really liked was I Am Legend. Yes, another good one. Yes, yes. i Considering he was acting against a dog and, ah you know, mannequins.
00:43:03
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Yes. Yes. That's actually a movie I've been wanting to watch again. um Did you ever watch the original make of that that story? Was it Call of Am Legend or was it Omega Man?
00:43:15
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Omega Man, yes. Yeah, that was ah not Berlin. Heston? ah Charleston. Yes, Charleston. In my opinion, Charleston. I don't know.
00:43:27
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know it was him or not, but I think it was. yeah I'm pretty sure it was. And my favorite Heston role was Soylent Green. ah You know, I don't think I've ever watched that. I'm aware of it. I'm aware when it's kind of about, but I've never actually watched it. And it's actually one of those ones like I kind of need to watch.
00:43:46
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That's weird. that strange page Yeah, you watch that with like 1984. before You watch that with like They Live. It's like one of those kind of movies. it's like a They Live. speaking my language, man. Roddy Piper is awesome.
00:44:01
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Dude, fucking Glick will have a nerdgasm over that. From what I understand. Here's the thing. You and Glick both poo-poo South Park. I poo-poo South Park, yeah.
00:44:12
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I know you do. But in the the episode called ah Cripple Fight, Timmy and Jimmy do a almost shot-for-shot perfect remake of the David Keith-Roddy Piper fight in the movie They Live.
00:44:28
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Okay, so... I don't hate South Park. I have seen some funny shit from South Park. I'm not going to lie. But I also think that it just it got too old. like that's I think that's one of the reasons why I don't like The Simpsons or Family Guy anymore.
00:44:47
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It's like 20 seasons. It's like, just stop already. yeah Stop. That's my personal opinion.
00:44:57
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So leave the family of the Rick and Morty's but they're, they're coming out with the season seven here soon. So I don't, I gotta rewatch that and make my decision. if it jumped the shark or not but I think it's still decent, but I like the evil Morty, like the past Morty side plot.
00:45:18
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Yeah. And like the prime Rick and all that is it's an interesting concept. Dan Herman has a weird brain and I like how it works. yeah Exactly. he was behind Community. Did you watch Community?
00:45:30
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Oh, I love that fucking show. yes I'm a big fan of... ah shit What's the star's name?
00:45:38
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Joel McHale. Yep. Yes, yes. He's in something now that i I mean, kind of iffy if I'm going to watch or not. but What's that? I forgot what it is. It's something ah keep I keep scrolling past on Amazon. It looks something similar to like how he kind of a same kind of role as the community.
00:45:59
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Oh, so he's a Danny McBride?
00:46:03
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Yeah. And a quick and quick agree with you, Glick. ah Bright was a fun watch. Interesting concept. Yeah, i I thought that was a good fucking show. Yeah. like I also like that one with Sylvester Stallone, Samaritan or whatever it is.
Hollywood Careers and 80s Nostalgia
00:46:20
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ah Was he an old retired hero? Yes. Like he should be an old retired actor? Fair. Stop slurring your lines, you son of a bitch. We're done with you.
00:46:33
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Fair. Fair. Right? At least but Bruce Willis bowed out. and Okay, there was three movies that came. It was like last very last ones.
00:46:45
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his lines He didn't have a whole lot of lines. His acting was very... Wooden. huh Wooden. Yeah. yeah i can't He plays some sort of like... Not time... I'm confusing that with looper.
00:47:01
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but Some kind of like cop or something like that. I'll have to look it up. It's on my histories. I'll have to send it to you I can't think of the name. Live Free or Die Harder? Should have never been made.
00:47:13
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Yeah. It ruined Christmas forever. Yeah, right.
00:47:19
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ah Let's see. Okay. There are some other movies. Okay. Counting to we already went over. Freaky Tales is another one that first I was like, that looks stupid.
00:47:30
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And then I watched the trailer. I'm like, oh, I'm intrigued. which is the other thing Could be interesting. um Anything could be interesting from a trailer.
00:47:42
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True. Theoretically, every fucking second on that trailer could be cut from the final film. True. I do. there is one There is one thing that I noticed that is it's kind of trendy lately, and it's been um a lot of movies.
00:47:58
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And they're so far, they've been pretty good, so I'm not too mad at it. has been The setting's been in the 80s. Well, the 80s was the best time of life. Yeah, right. Stranger Things, there was a There was a couple that came out to Netflix and Amazon Prime. This one is the same way. It's all set in the 80s.
00:48:16
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And I'm not mad at it. There's a lot of homage paid in the eighty aid moved to the 80s. I'm starting to slur my speech, sir. Damn it.
00:48:28
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How about that Stranger Things since you brought it up? Oh, good one, Benji. Benji, Electric State. That's a good one. Oh, yeah. It was fun to watch. that um What's her name? Damn it.
00:48:44
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The girl who plays Eleven. She is fantastic. She's going to have a long, fantastic career. So, I got a quick question for you.
00:48:55
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Since... Disney has purchased Fox. Does that make Kelly Bundy a Disney princess now? and No. Makes her a Disney slut. Oh, fair.
00:49:07
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which but Well, it's a it's a new it's a new category, and it's a good one. Be proud of it. Princess Leia is a Disney princess.
00:49:19
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Or a Disney slut. but I didn't watch Bicentennial Man Nerdverse. I just, I don't know.
00:49:28
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i couldn't I couldn't keep going with it. It was no ah yeah what comes after. no What dreams may come. That was fantastic. Millie Bobby Brown, thank you for being my brain. I appreciate that.
00:49:39
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But I'm digging the 80s themed movies. Like I do. I'm not mad at them. I know it's trendy, but I'm not hating the trend. I mean, it's fun. Because you're right.
00:49:50
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ah You know, we're watching them and we're seeing like movie stores again. Yeah. yeah yeah my my favorite job other than doing stand-up comedy.
00:50:01
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ah I loved being a video store manager. Loved it. Loved it. But I love movies.
00:50:10
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Oh, dude, you and I need to do a long form on Clerks. a but Yes, sir. Enough said. We're not going in right now.
00:50:21
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I can do five hours on Clerks alone. I love that movie. Man, that's it. ah Kevin Smith is an outstanding director.
00:50:32
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Are they all around? No. But man, that guy knows his way around movies. I'm so excited that he got the rights to dog in back. I'm so fucking excited. He's doing a limit release, I think, sometime this summer.
00:50:44
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Then it's going to re-release on disc or for streaming at home and shit. I'm just... i'm just Yes. Yes. and Whatever happened to make that happen, I'm so glad that happened because Dogma is one of those gems that everybody should witness and soak in their eyeballs.
00:51:04
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It's got an amazing cast. It's an amazing story. It's got the dude that played Snape from Harry Potter everybody fucking loves. Oh, man.
00:51:15
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Dude, Alan Rickman is amazing. Yes. Rickman. I always fuck his Chris Rock, Jane Silent Bob. Oh, man. So many fucking awesome cameos.
00:51:28
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George Carlin. Buddy Christ. Buddy Christ. Now, I will say something you're not going to love, and that's okay. I don't mind. I felt that Dogma and Red State, interesting films, good watches, but they were like two completely disjointed separate films, one half to the other.
00:51:51
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I'll have to watch that. i haven't i don't think I've watched that yet. No, Red State's really good, but again, it has a beginning that does not rely what happens at the end.
00:52:02
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I mean, it gets it gets weird. It's like two completely separate, completely different tone films. Okay. It's worth watch. I'll definitely have to check that out.
00:52:16
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Yeah. ah can the only The actor who stars in that Michael something. Um, ah What am I doing? oh Real quick on Dogma. ah Matt Damon, Ben Affleck is in that as well. matt damon yes in Now that he has the rights back, he's he's always wanted to do a sequel.
00:52:38
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Really? yeah Yes. ah He's pretty creative. We'll see where he goes with it. but yes but I will watch it when it comes out. now i'll watch it when it comes out Think about maybe doing a Kevin Smith movie universe trivia night.
00:52:55
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ah Make you watch some Kevin Smith and you'll thank me later if you like it. We brought up ah Bruce Willis earlier.
00:53:06
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Kevin Smith's all-time worst experience doing a film. You know what was? Pop out. Because Bruce Willis, huge fan. Kevin Smith, huge fan.
00:53:18
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After he had to work with him, fucking hated him. Maybe Chris Rock. Does he suck to work work with? I don't know. no Not Chris Rock. Bruce Willis. Really?
00:53:30
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Yeah. kevin' says um Here's one of his quotes. He said, he's trying to direct him, you know, and Bruce Willis just doesn't care. He's like, I'm going to do Bruce Willis. Don't worry about a thing.
00:53:41
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So um he says in one of the scenes, because it's a buddy cop comedy movie, right? without hoop yeah um Tracy Morgan, I think. And he says to him, Bruce, can you give me a little more? um Ah, shit.
00:53:51
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His character from Moonlighting.
00:53:55
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Remember Moonlighting, the series? i I remember, but I don't remember his name. don't either. But he goes, can you give me a little more of that? He names the character. He said, Bruce Willis looked right at him and said, fuck you.
00:54:05
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We're done with that one. Moving on. ah Oh, shit. Yeah. He said he was an absolute nightmare to be around. He hated the the entire experience because he was fanboy. He loved this guy.
00:54:17
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Part of his you know youth and love of movies. And then he just squashed right over his face. He's a hot Carl. Oh, there you go, kids. you will Never meet your island. There's a reason they say that. I regretted it.
00:54:34
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Hmm. Yeah. You think some people would be really cool to work with and you find out they're total assholes. It's so hard to believe. So hard to believe. Alright.
00:54:48
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Okay. So... ah Kind of backtrack. You talked about Brunthal. He was in a ah second trailer. What was the other one?
00:54:57
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Oh, was just going to... Yeah, The Amateur. Oh, yes, cs yes, yes. That looked fun. That looked like a decent movie. yeah Yes, this one has Rami Malek in it, meli ah which i absolutely I still need to watch. rap raps ah ah deep bed bed ba Hashtag words are hard tonight. I got cotton mouth. Yay, kids, dude. Don't do this.
00:55:22
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And Lawrence Fishburne. So the cast is already amazing. I like John. Berthal, I think this might be and a better role for him. um Just the way, like because they're brothers, and know as I was watching the trailer, they were just bickering. like it I thought it was funny.
00:55:40
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It added a funny layer to it. I think I'm thinking about the right one. No, I'm thinking about the other the yeah
00:55:48
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the accountant too. I'm sorry. He's playing Half-Life's brother now, I guess. Correct, yes. yeah yeah yeah The trailer you're talking about, the other one, he he sort of looked like he had dreads or something.
00:56:01
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Like short, nappy hair. Yes, yes. It wasn't a typical look. It looked strange. Yes.
00:56:08
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I haven't been excited to see a movie in a while. You know what, Benji? yeah There really hasn't been many to be excited about, in my opinion. Because you're an MCU hater.
00:56:20
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ah I don't hate it. I'm just bored with it. The new F1 movie? I'm not sure what he's familiar with. I don't either. I'll have to look it up. Yeah, i'm just I got bored with the MCU. I'm just like i'm just so over it.
00:56:34
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there I got better things to do. That's fair. That's fair. yeah But again... My dad was Stanley. He was the only one that paid attention to me. He was one the only one that loved me. And I looked forward to every movie, almost every movie. That was, I think, one or two I skipped at the theater.
00:56:51
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And that was hard for me to do. because I love watching those big budget popcorn funds. Oh, man. So good. So good. Well, Benji, whenever it comes out this year, um I'm sure we will talk about it.
00:57:03
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Because this is going to be like the first Friday of every month. is like, what's coming out that month. We'll just chit-chat about it. and you know we're just However the conversation goes. but so Talk about movies, daughters, coffee. No big whoop.
00:57:21
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What kind of popcorn you like with your coffee? Drops. Drops in June. ah lot Looks interesting. One quick. drops in June. However, the movie Drops f one drops in june however the movie dropps is another one that comes out this month.
00:57:39
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And i I like a movie like that. Here's the one thing I will say about it. I was immediately kind of taken out of the whole premise because the girl, the the female lead, all through the trailer, hair is constantly in place, nice fancy date dress.
00:57:57
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You know she's wearing heels. And she's all over the place in this thing. I'm not buying that girl. Get out of this thing.
00:58:06
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She's going to go in the bathroom, curl up in the fucking toilet, and just cry.
00:58:13
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Yeah, so, yes, um but I want to see how it unfolds. I'm curious about how the camera thing is, because you're right. There shouldn't be, a key I mean, you made a point, the bathroom, there shouldn't camera in there. Anyway, but but yeah, I'm... Speak for yourself, pal. That's my favorite camera.
00:58:33
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I mean, right? But ah you're right. It's going to be... it's It's going to see how ow how it unfolds. I'm curious to see how how it unfolds, yes.
00:58:44
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Certain like things in a scene just kind of take me out of it. Fallout Season 2, man. I'm with you. Love it. Walter Coggins.
00:58:55
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Oh, dude. we'll ah When Season 2 comes out, we'll have but we'll have just a special special episode of just talking about that. loved the game loved the series that first season was yes every episode was excellent I so loved every second I am excited to see this 28 years later i think it does come out this year I'm not completely sure but god I hope so I am have you ever watched the 28 uh rage virus
00:59:27
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Yes. Not quite zombies, but still zombie-esque. And yeah, they are a terrifying type of zombies. There are some zombie-esque movies out there that I think are actually really good.
00:59:41
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Oh, yeah you're just yeah. They stand alone outside the zombie genre. So that's one of them. Shaun of the Dead. Shaun of the Dead is amazing. of not If you have not seen Shaun of the Dead, you will... Get your ass out and do it.
00:59:55
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If you're somebody who's like, ooh, zombies, gross, you'll still love Shaun of the Dead. you'll It'll be your favorite and only zombie movie, but you'll love Because it's it's it's it's a zombie movie, but it's not a zombie movie.
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No, no. Who's the old fellow? He plays up the head vampire in... them but she but The ones with them, on top for crying out loud, my recall sucks.
01:00:23
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but The vampire movies, Vampire vs. Werewolves, you know what I'm talking about. The chick, they call them, fuck, not hunters. You're talking about like the one with Kate Beckinsale? Kate Beckinsale, thank you very much.
01:00:38
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Her father in the movies is the dude who plays that ah but the stepfather whatever in Shaun of the Dead. I know who you're talking about, yes. That guy is silk.
01:00:50
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He can do anything. Yeah. He can do anything. I'd watch that dude read the fucking mail. Oh, yeah yeah. He's just an interesting guy. like It's like at a Charles Dance.
01:01:02
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I don't care what role it is. He makes it fun to watch that motherfucker. The first movie I can think of, I remember Charles Dance was um I Want the Knife, right? The Golden Child.
01:01:16
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Oh. Dance was the enemy, had the lead ah antagonist. And he was awesome in that. That was a good movie. And what was the one, ah Last Action Hero, I think?
01:01:28
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Charles Dance is the one with like the removable different eyeballs, right? The happy face eyeball and the skull and crown bone. Is that the one with Arnold Schwarzenegger? Right, right. and um i think i watched it I watched it once and I've never seen it before, so it's It's not really in the banks.
01:01:47
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It's not stored. I'm not saying Cinema Gold again, but Charles Dance makes it fun. Like T-Man on the Masters of the Universe, right? ah The dude who plays Skeletor. Fuck.
01:01:59
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Okay, so that movie, it sucks, but it's good. Oh, absolutely terrible. It's a terribly good movie. I don't know how say it. Awesomely bad. on like Okay, so Doll Flight, it's like the It's the best worst.
01:02:16
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It's a slim. He, man. Yes. Yeah. dolph And then Courtney Cox. Oh yeah. See Courtney Cox and Jennifer Aniston got their, their start kind of similar. movies like troll two right that was gonna very Yeah.
01:02:32
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yeah I know. Jennifer Aniston was leprechaun. Oh, that's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. Yep. Yep. Yep. Man, that was suck. That movie. Shit. Yeah. I don't care what Jennifer Anson's doing, though.
01:02:45
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I'm in that business. i I love to look at that woman. She's a dream weaver. Man, i I'm not going to lie. and This is going to sound a bit... I was in my young 20s, early teens, so I give myself a pass because that's the our monkey brains are when we're that young.
01:03:04
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But when Horror trivia night... I'm sitting there doing making ah doing clips and stuff. and I ah ran across the... I hadn't seen the movie in so long, Leprechaun. It had her in it. and I'm like, my God, the amount of fucking socks I tortured when I was that age for her, man. She's actually a great actress. she I liked her in Adam Sandler's movies.
01:03:32
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is that She's a real smart actress. She's just real... she She's a good actress. Along came Pauly. Yes, yes, yes. yeah She's so good in that. Oh, man. not Horrible Bosses.
01:03:45
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She is excellent. Excellent. I don't think I've seen that one. Oh, dude. Do yourself a favor. Horrible Bosses. Worth the watch. I love that movie.
01:03:57
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and I generally don't love comedies, but that kind is an interesting concept. Bateman. Um, yeah Jason Bateman's in it?
01:04:08
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Yeah. Yeah, it's a year. Charlie Day. Charlie Day. Not Ed Helms, but when it looks like Ed Helms up. Charlie Day. That sounds like an amazing cast already.
01:04:20
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ah Kevin Spacey, before he was a admitted to outed rapist. um za and i think it was a Zach and Yuri. I thought it was Zach and something else.
01:04:32
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Zach and Mary make a porno? Zach and Miri make a point. Miri, yes. um Not to kill the conversation, i apologize to do this, but I need to reset the internet again.
01:04:44
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So we're going to hit a break, I know. Move your ass out of the country.
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That is the goal. That is the goal. Patreon dollar a month. Help Blaze move out of the country. Did you catch that message I sent you? I'd love to hear that song if you can upload it.
01:05:03
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Since Arliss was around. That's my favorite Southern Outlaws tune. It's a cover, but man, they make it their own and it's so unique and it's so great. Let me see if I have one readily available.
01:05:15
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of Let me know when we can get to the next break. Don't worry, you can do it. yeah No, I'm still working on organizing my chaotic mess right here.
01:05:32
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Messy people are the smartest.
01:05:37
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I, you know, I don't know if that's true or not. It's not. I'm a mess and I'm a moron.
01:05:45
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I do not have them. I'll have to rectify that. Again, I had a weird week. It was weird week. Well, like I said, if ah like during this break, if you have a chance, don't have to run the bathroom, ah upload that shit. I sent them my eyes sent the link to you. Maybe you can pop it up.
01:06:03
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And we don't do it right this second, but i mean, listen, do it! I'll have it, no, I, um, oh, oh, yeah, I can't play it like that.
01:06:14
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that Yeah, because I have to, i have to download it and stuff now. Oh, see. It takes a while. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, we we're in a hundred, though. Yeah, yeah. It'll be done by next Friday. Yeah, next Friday, I will definitely have one loaded up and ready to rock and roll. So, until then, let's do some One over.
01:06:34
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Oh, James Luker. You know what, dude? Not really a big country guy, but you're a fellow stoner and it is April. And I know you got a concert this 420 weekend.
01:06:46
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Fucking good luck. Kick some ass. Good luck. Just be undeniably great. And unapology.
01:06:58
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Unapologetically awesome.
01:07:16
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But I'm crazy, I've always been a Mustang Burning up back roads, I'm a bad out of hell Trouble should be my last name Ain't no doubt, girl, I'ma let you down I'ma screw this up like everything else Sometimes I wonder why the hell you even stuck around
01:07:45
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Drug drive these horses over town Run through lock and locked up Crapped a smile in my mugshot So say I'm Johnny Cash can flip a switch when I'm pissed off Mad girl I know I'm little gon' learn When I hit it blank too I just crash and burn I just crash and burn
01:08:22
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Drinkin' and smokin' till my heart gives down, yeah Guess I've always lived in the plans Learned from a young age how to tram the things I don't think I'm never gon' change Trust me when I say don't want my last name Don't get attached if I were you I was leavin' never looking back Cause I get burnt out after more than couple rounds Try to drive these horses all over town Run, bubble, I'll get locked Crack smile in my lotion Some say I'm Johnny Cash I can play my switch when I'm pissed off, mad girl I know I'm never gonna run her when get blind
01:09:26
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I can't help it, it's in my last name, got Jack D and a lot of THC Praying don't wrap this old three around a tree Cause I get back down after more than couple rounds Drunk drive these horses, I'm over town, run from the long line
01:10:08
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I just crash and burn.
01:10:21
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Oh, ah song's over. Hi. as The general rule, country music kills my soul one note at a time. That's solid jam. Lucas, Lucas, another one. He's ah full disclosure.
01:10:33
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I feel that musicians are basically magicians. They take nothing, put it all together and make beautiful sounds, beautiful music. yet What I do simple. What I do is easy.
01:10:45
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Anytime a magician the musician tells me what I do is hard, i laugh in their face. i am The only reason for what I do is not being embarrassed. i mean Be willing to just be the idiot you really are your heart.
01:11:01
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I feel like a total asshole. I totally ever forgot to restart. so I'm going drop out real quick. I'm going to let Michael in here. paying y'all for a minute. I've stoned her brain. Come on, you can do this.
01:11:14
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Ooh. If you like music, though, I don't care what genre you like, check out the Southern Outlaws band. And I'm not saying that just because I know the guys, and they're really, really great guys. I mean, seriously, they will give you all the time in the world when they're not on the stage, make you feel at home, make you feel like a friend, and they genuinely mean that stuff. They're great fellows.
01:11:34
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Great fellows. Not good. Not pretty good. They're fucking phenomenal guys. the Every guy in the band, they're fantastic. like their ah Their manager, Sandy, she is a human being.
01:11:46
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Just un unrivaled by most. rivalled by most My fiance is not in the room, so I can say that. But I'll tell you right now, if you like fun, I'm great.
01:11:57
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no No, I aspire to greatness. I flirted with greatness. Those guys are not great. They're fucking phenomenal. and and You will not be disappointed. You will not be disappointed. ah Get to know the name. They're going to make big waves in music.
01:12:11
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And Arliss Walker is coming right now. He is a legend in this area. A legend. ah Not just for the music. Even if I can shoot some pool with the best. I like to watch that, man. i like i like i don't I like playing pool. I'm not like a great pool player. at all I play for fun. um But I'm good enough to like play.
01:12:35
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um I would do... God, I need to come up. We just all hang out and play some pool. so Let's see if you can get through me and then you get to take on Arliss. What, on pool? I'm not talking about for competition. I'm just talking about just for fucking fun, man.
01:12:53
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By definition, a game is fun. But it's always more fun when you win. This is true. Very true.
01:13:04
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Swapping back. so Do you remember where we were when you totally fucked up our conversation? Man. Nope. I'm a dick. I'm a dick tonight. You are so fun, dude.
01:13:16
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I've said it hundred times to you. I love your brain and how it works. I love your brain and how it works. I really do. This is the beginning of something phenomenal, I'm telling you right now. You make me look smart sometimes.
01:13:29
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do is Huh? I make you look smart? ah Sometimes. Oh, I'm because I'm a stupid person. We're all, I mean, we're human. We're all That's bullshit. And if you want, you want, you want to see me prove that stuff.
01:13:42
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Listen the podcast we taped the other day as yet unnamed. I think I'm going see if we came across unnamed and not uploaded anywhere yet. And I'm going to sit down and I'm start creating a YouTube channel. I'm going to upload it.
01:13:55
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So it's going to be on YouTube before we put it on podcasts. Excellent. Cause, cause I'm worth It was a good conversation. Really good conversation. You're a smart guy and you really do have a philosophical brain and you really, not totally analytical, but like you just see things from angles I don't think of.
01:14:15
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ah Dialectical thinking but was it's how it is how I've trained my brain. um a diet Excuse me. So it's known as dialect dialectical thinking. Words are hard.
01:14:28
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I train my brain via hammer. Everything looks like a nail. Usually people find me very annoying. Maybe funny, but like people are dan I can get pedantic in a conversation.
01:14:40
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It's fun, isn't it? My ex-wife's fucking family, they're like toast dumb. and anyway I guarantee you, your dumbest story, I can beat with my ex-in-laws.
01:14:55
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but so but Okay, we're not here for that right now, though. But that's a Saturday night conversation. have Challenge accepted. Yes. Open door challenge, sir.
01:15:07
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Not tomorrow. I'll be on stage. rock and truth Fair enough. That's right. Yeah, let's pop that up there real quick. And you're faster than me. I was trying to do it.
01:15:19
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Oh, while we're plugging me, these fantastic shirts behind me are a great way to support the kid here. i don't make enough to eat enough to get fat.
01:15:32
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I would like to get morbidly obese. So each shirt, they're 20 bones. But I tell you what, if you send it through a cash app, oh shit, I can put that in there.
01:15:44
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Send me the money through cash app. Mention either nonsense and chill or ah just my name. Well shit, you know my name. What's the other thing they can mention?
01:15:54
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Oh, how about Glick sucks at trivia. Either nonsense and chill or Glick sucks at trivia. And I'll give you a shirt for 15 bones. Now that's only a local delivery shirt. If I got to actually put in the mail, add five to that.
01:16:09
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Please and thank you. And again, great way to support me. That's my logo right there made by a good friend of mine. And there's the QR code. It takes you my website. All dicks, no chicks.
01:16:21
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Dicks, no chicks. I'm never going to not say that. That's not where it takes you. What am brain just here? step up professionally I say all sorts of dumb stuff.
01:16:35
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Like i I went into a party. I didn't know one person at this party, the one person invited me walked in and my icebreaker was who wants to see my dick? Cause I'll show you my dick.
01:16:50
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good Like the record scratch, right? You gotta love consent. i like I like the fact that you made it consensual. No, absolutely. I'm not Kevin Spacey.
01:17:00
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Allegedly. You're no surprise. Thank you.
01:17:06
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You never know what I'm going to say. I am a bag of cats, man. e I don't know what's going on up oh man Oh, man. Please then, thank you.
01:17:16
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Support my stand-up comedy. I am award winner from the big city of Champion, Ohio. Buckeye Born, Buckeye Bread, Buckeye Bleed. And that's that for me. That's that for me.
01:17:27
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We got to give this man some merch here. His talent and needs something. we My merch? ah That's what I really do i need to do. Glick, that's actually one of those reasons I want to come up is I want to get with Nicky. see what her capabilities are and get familiar with what she can do so I can actually start designing some shit.
01:17:48
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It sounds dirty when you say it. I know. I'm sorry. that's not it wasn't It wasn't meant to be dirty. Maybe. No.
01:18:00
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that Well, Glick and I do have a history behind the truck stop or the rest area. man that's That's a back that the Patreon story.
01:18:12
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It's... Ooh! Patreon Tales. That could be a show. I'm telling you right now. untils I've been all across the country. I've seen some shit.
01:18:25
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You know, um that's...
01:18:29
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There's one movie we didn't we didn't cover that i do want to cover before we trail off somewhere else. Because... because I don't remember. Did we already talk about Minecraft?
01:18:41
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Did we talk about Minecraft yet? That was the first one we started, you high on.
Anticipation for Upcoming Films
01:18:46
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Did we? That is the one. Okay, well, then I guess can told ah yes we we circled that square. We're good.
01:18:53
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but We didn't hit them all, though. There was at least one or two other ones I want to talk about. Go for it. yeah Well, I got figure out almost. That Minecraft movie does look interesting.
01:19:05
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i'm pretty I'm pretty looking forward to watching it when it comes out on like streaming. I won't give that my money. but ah I could have sworn we talked about that backstage before we came up.
01:19:18
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What's that? Minecraft. We did. You made the rock comparison. I did. Especially if that rest stop is in Las Vegas.
01:19:31
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Sinners we covered. um I'm telling you what, we are the best hosts ever, aren't we? I know. i So what is your opinion on... a You know, I know this is kind of a peer into the future because it comes out later this year, but happy Gilmore 2.
01:19:51
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I expect a lot. I have not. Pretty much the entire cast back. And Chris... ah Christopher... Except for Bob Barker.
01:20:03
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Oh, yeah. They'll get Drew Carey now. Ooh. I like ah like that. Why does it burn when I pee?
01:20:15
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ah Shit, what the hell was that? Oh, dude. Christopher McDonald, Shooter McGavin, coming back. ah As soon as they approached him, he's like, yes, I'm in.
01:20:26
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Good. yes Yeah, yeah, yeah. He is great bad guy. Great bad guy. He is. He's great at a lot of different things. He's a fun guy to watch. He is. That's one of his best roles, too. it's like who i when you watch When you watch some movies, and Adam Sandler movies are like this, especially his earlier ones, um from what I can tell, and this is definitely my opinion, when the cat when when the acting looks like they're literally having fun and It's like, it makes you feel like the whole process was fun.
01:21:01
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And it just adds in like a better layer to the movie. that makes sense. like i'm glad I'm glad you made that comment. Yeah, like, you can tell the chemistry is so good. Like, the making of that movie must have been, like, like awesome for him. Like, it was a good day at work him. It was like a good... good and that And that's got to make a motherfucker feel good.
Celebrity Culture Critique
01:21:24
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Anytime I hear an actor or an actress bitching, moaning, whining, it's such long days on the ship. After three or four weeks, you pussy.
01:21:35
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Put in five years in a fucking steel factory, you twat. ah Stop your whining. That's a good point. I mean, we have a culture that idolizes ah Hollywood celebrities to to the point where, and um I don't want to degrade a skill.
01:21:53
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um Because acting is a skill. It's... it's a greek fullheartedly yeah I'm not saying they can't do well at it. It's just like, how do you bitch and moan about being someone for a time? page me maybe At one point in time, it is a job you chose to do. Like, drop the arrogance.
01:22:16
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Like, drop the... Drop the holier-than-now. drop that holier than mal Drop the... And the thing is, I think it's it they feed off their celebrity status that the fan base or fandom or how we fetishize celebrity statuses. and I think it feeds that as well. i think it's like this reciprocal thing.
01:22:39
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Some celebrities buy into that hype, right? Yeah, yeah. And then they start believing how often they are. Not all. cold so many times i dont i don no Not all. yeah i don't I don't want an wanna to be blamed over generalization.
01:22:53
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There's some great, great people, but that's like all professions. like All professions have shitty people and good people and people in the middle and extraordinary people. Sometimes people suck.
01:23:05
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Yeah, yeah. and that's and that's I think that's what I'm i'm trying to point out. It's just like any other industry. It's a mixed fucking bag. but Oh, sure, sure. I wasn't trying to generalize at all. yeah yeah i just perfect I was. i was i wanted i I don't like to generalize and I i was generalizing. i I didn't catch that.
01:23:26
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Way to be a professional. I find it's one of my biggest pet peeves. You get all that money It's make art.
01:23:38
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You're living your dream.
Hollywood Controversies and Personalities
01:23:40
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But you're going whine, well, we had to shoot in Australian deserts and it was so hot. wow Oh, man. How do you do it for $14 million, you son of a bitch?
01:23:53
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I did it for a lot cheaper and I didn't cry about it. I was like, this is the adventure where i'm move around the world and I get to experience the world for what it is in that moment. and maybe but Maybe it's just the maybe it's just a Hollywood actors that haven't gotten in the adrenochrome yet.
01:24:09
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<unk>re They're not on that list yet.
01:24:13
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Ooh, they're not on the Tom Cruise list. ah Don't get me started on that. The Scientology list. Although that list did not help Danny Masterson.
01:24:26
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a And I couldn't be happier.
01:24:32
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i availabl Another one sat that sat down, James Franco. What a creep and creep. Oh, that was a disappointment. Right. He seems like down-to-earth cool cat.
01:24:43
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Yeah. I can't watch Pineapple Express anymore. You guys hang out all the time. Yeah. Well, I think he had a clue. then i think I actually watched something about that. ah The whole so ice with the James Franco iceberg on YouTube.
01:24:57
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ah those And Seth Brogan actually was joking about it, but it didn't click right away for him, and then it clicked for him. And then he came and just, he was like, I am not going to know. He's like, this dude's not my friend anymore, basically. Absolutely.
01:25:12
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That's a line you do not cross. I respect Seth so much for that. But I can't watch Pineapple Express anymore. You're not missing that much. Yeah, I know.
01:25:23
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I'm probably not. That's a big disappointment in my book. I was expecting so much more. Fair enough. But how about, shit, we're going to... Okay, Seth Rogen did the right thing, the honorable thing, the only acceptable thing.
01:25:39
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Wrote him on. Ashton Kutcher, his wife, Mila Kunis, not so much. they they They didn't squeeze that trigger fast enough.
01:25:50
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I'm saying right now, so many actors wrote in like ah letters of... What do you call it? Character reference letters or whatever. well this is nice el music You know who knew but took the high road and dissed that whole thing early in his career?
01:26:09
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Toby. Toby where? No, Toby. He was the main character in this show. he was the main character in the seventy s
01:26:22
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Oh, Topher. Topher Grace, you mean? Yeah, Topher Grace, yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Dude, he severed that connection. Like he, well... Like he severed the role of Venom?
01:26:34
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but he did yeah Yeah, he didn't completely sever the role. I mean, he did with with Danny, from what I understand, at least that part. Like, it seemed like he had known something from working with them.
01:26:49
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guess that's what I'm trying to say. You hear shit like that in in Hollywood. like You know, people talk. Yeah, because they're yeah satanic keywords.
01:27:02
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Yeah, Diddy wasn't the only one with the but the oil parties. He's officially the diddler now. The diddler, yeah.
01:27:12
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I got a dark sense of humor. its It's deplorable. the bigger not at all back I was trying to i was trying to think. You called him the diddler. I was trying to think of like a superhero but a pun for Batman that would beat the diddler.
01:27:32
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That came out wrong. Don't beat the diddler. Don't beat your diddler. but said My new fucking favorite person. no He hates him so much.
01:27:44
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He's been collecting dirt on him for over 20 years. And now that it's all out, he is producing an entire Netflix special series about the shit pile that is the diddler.
01:28:01
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Ooh. I'm going to tell you right now. 50 Cent. Hey, Glick, are you still listening? Are you still listening, Glick? I got an idea for ah Glick's House of Music.
01:28:15
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I'd like to watch that that whole thing when it comes out that you you were talking about 50 Cent. Oh, I can't wait. entirely talk about it. Three weeks after it all came out, he went to Netflix and was like, yeah, we'll buy that.
01:28:28
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Yeah, Glick, it'll be like a crossover. It'll be like a music docuseries nonsense and chill Glick's house of crossoverness. it'll be Nonsense.
Professionalism and Personal Habits
01:28:40
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For that one, maybe maybe drop the chill. That's just nonsense. It'll be the non-sensical verse? non silver non silver You can do it.
01:28:53
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Nonsensical nonsense verse? Fuck it, man. i appreciate This fucking edible fucking kicked my ass tonight. And that's the of professionalism I expect from you. Yeah. Yeah. Hey, if I can still, Hey, it might, it might slow me down.
01:29:11
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i mean, okay. So here's the thing. It's either i slow down and chill and I try to get my sentences out without being all uppity and anxious. Cause I hate being, I hate anxiety.
01:29:24
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And I keep forgetting to take my anxiety pill. off So I'm here telling myself, calm down. Slow down. Cool it, bro. So I figured if I could still string words together coherently and people understand what I'm talking about, eh, being stoned is just whatever.
01:29:47
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Marijuana won't fuck your life up. It just makes you 15 to 20 minutes late to everything.
01:29:53
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I'm actually pretty punctual as a stoner, so. Yeah, it makes one of us Fuck stereotypes. Actually, it's my... No. No. it's not It's not that. It's my it's my per my upbringing and my stint in the military.
01:30:11
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My dad was in the Army. He was very prompt and punctual. and We had alarm clocks. so We got up and we got ready for school at a certain time.
01:30:22
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You grew up with the Great Santini? Huh? You grew up with the Great Santini? ah guess I You don't get the reference? That reference escapes me. No, it escapes me. a for a movie guy, shame on you.
01:30:35
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but I'm a little older than you. lord than deserves that Fair yeah
01:30:41
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enough. Who played the consigliere in the Godfather's legs? have no idea. For fuck's sake. you shame Shame on you. i I didn't want... i don't i was't I'm not a big mobster movie.
01:30:53
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I'm not a big mobster movie. The only mobster movie I really cared for was Goodfellas. That was really Ray Liotta's character. Ray Liotta, he's the only reason why I watched that movie. It was so fucking good. And Joe Prisci, too.
01:31:10
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But other other mom movies, they're just boring cliche for me. Did you watch the... ah yeah It was adapted from the book I Paint Houses.
01:31:23
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that was what the That's what the hitmen would say. Oh, I Paint Houses. Interesting. I did not know that. Fair enough. no That makes sense. Well, I come from a mob area. e See, I i have... okay i have okay I'm not saying I'm scared, but I'd probably be a little concerned coming up to a place like that with the kind of mouth I have.
01:31:49
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Mouths to fuck off to people in public. Because I'm one of those people, if you if you're rude to me and you're and you doing a very You do something that you make some logical fallacy or you sound really stupid.
01:32:03
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I will throw it in your face and make you look dumb in front of everybody. have going blank said to somebody blank. Congratulations. That's the dumbest thing I've heard all week.
01:32:15
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It's like, yeah, i'll ill i yeah but i me I'll make sure i get my point through. and It's like, well, you came at me first, bitch. Yeah.
01:32:28
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You F'd around and you found out Yeah but uh Anyway anyway that's not really Movie talks um Did you wanna I know Glick asked if you wanted to Hang out after work After and chit chat For a bit backstage I don't want to I need to You need to okay oh yeah I've got an idea I wanna pitch Alright let me uh Well Glick if you're listening that was a yes thanks listening what do you mean the if He can't not listen.
01:33:01
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He's so worried I'm going to fuck something up for him. so this is this is why This is what I'm going to do real quick. I'm going ah um do a rave on a show that I just started watching that Glick watched the whole first season of.
01:33:15
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so It comes with dual positive recommendation.
Upcoming Podcasts and Shows Preview
01:33:19
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and Then um i am going to run through the weeks and then we're going to shut this puppy down, bitches.
01:33:26
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So um it's been a fun Friday. i dug it, man. Thanks again for sliding it in, sliding it in. Wow. Sliding on in. That's what she said.
01:33:40
Speaker
As a co-host, man. I love you for being here. I love you too. I'm telling you right now I know my people when I find them. I am so happy. I tuned into another podcast that one night just to catch you. and I'm telling you right now, but it's kismet.
01:33:57
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See, Mark Fireworth, people, me and this gentleman right here are going to have a lot of fun entertaining you guys. That is serendipitous. That is serendipity. A happy accident or a coincidence.
01:34:09
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This is the way I look at it. Anyway.
01:34:14
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So. Oh, what? hot You're going rave on a series. No, I was going to do the lineup first.
01:34:26
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First, oh. Yes. So Mondays with Wally, you have ah Speedway Stories. ah Tuesdays, Glicks House of Music.
01:34:37
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I'm not sure where he's at with a guest this week or what's going on this coming week. You're have to tune in to find out. I'm sure he'll let you know.
01:34:50
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ah think I think already said thank you. Thank you. Hey Glick, real fast. Try to reach out to Stephen Lynch for music. Check him out. He's a lot of fun.
01:35:01
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He's a comedy musician, but very smart, very fun. I've seen him live. He's amazing.
01:35:09
Speaker
Wednesday is What the Fuck News with... I sound so like Spicoli at the moment. Or no. ah that Man. So, and Friday night... Or Friday nights. God damn it, shit, Josh.
01:35:22
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Fuck. Wednesday nights is ah What the Fuck News. Glick's riding solo at the moment. There might be some switching up, something new coming. Wednesdays, there's some behind-scenes talk on a possible new host.
01:35:39
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On Wednesday nights. Thursdays, you have cold-blooded conversations again with Wally. And this is honestly, I'm not a big, I mean, I like motorcycles. I like engines and shit, but I'm not like a nerd nerd about it.
01:35:52
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But I do like reptiles. I remember chasing after snakes and lizards and horny toads and frogs and all that shit growing up. So I tune in for reptiles, dude.
01:36:03
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I fucking love that shit. So Wally, I thank you bre for bringing that to the network Then Fridays, of course, you're back here with Michael and I for some movie talk, ah trivia nights at the end of the month, monthly releases at the beginning of the month, and some other shit in between.
01:36:24
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Also, right now, we are in discussion on bringing up a couple guests and reviewing a movie that This recently released streaming on Amazon, and I will bring more details for that later.
01:36:40
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Yes, it's Dragons and Dinosaurs Racing. pack And How to Train Your Dragon. Right, what Wally? How to Train Your Dragon.
01:36:52
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ah More to come on that. And then, of course, Saturday nights or Saturday mornings every other week. And you have Cassius Corner Wrestling with ah Glick Cash, his son, duo, it's it's it's fun.
01:37:07
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ah Cash gets a kick out of it So go by, give your support. If you're into wrestling, it's fun. I think they're doing like the Road to WrestleMania or SummerSlam or one of those. Road to WrestleMania.
01:37:19
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Yes. You're a wrestling fan, aren't you? Used to be. took my son 2006 to Detroit for WrestleMania. detroit four wresttle yeah Oh, that's fun, dude.
01:37:30
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It was awesome. But one thing that weirded me out. I never saw a real professional wrestling before. There's no announcers in the stadium. You can't hear the ring announcers in the stadium at all. thought it was weird.
01:37:44
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Yeah, you you can't. You can't. I've been in when I went to a a went to a wrestling thing, a Monday Night Raw. When I was stationed in Utah.
01:37:55
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When I was still into wrestling. Okay, so yes, Cash's Corner is tomorrow. It is Road to WrestleMania. Later on, Saturday, ODC, Open Door Challenge, where you and the audience come up, chit-chat, bust our balls, we'll bust your balls.
01:38:12
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What time does that kick off? That kicks off at 7 o'clock and rolls for about six hours. Maybe tomorrow, before the show starts. The live comedy show here in Warren ah starts at 8.
01:38:25
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eight Okay. So I might stop in to visit you guys on location, whatever. Maybe introduce some of the comedians coming in. Ooh, that'd be fun.
01:38:36
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Ooh, that'd be really fun. I'd love give people the props.
01:38:40
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I love this. Yeah, commentaries for TV on it. Yeah, it was weird. I did not expect that. i had It was weird. It was weird. Yeah. Yeah, like you have to know what's wrong.
01:38:52
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And if you're all the way in the back, you're like, I can't hear anything. I see a couple guys running around. Those mats, man. but Boom! You can hear that shit from the top.
01:39:03
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But I saw it Detroit. It was the Ford Arena or something. I think watching it from home is more fun. I don't know what it is. It's just, yeah. And then ah Sundays, ah we end it with...
01:39:19
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ah unnecessary roughness sports talk with Glick, Rick, and Derek? The lawyer? Derek? Derek the lawyer? The nonsensical lawyer dude? He's not really a lawyer.
01:39:32
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I guess he showed up in a suit and they called him the lawyer. So there's no legal if advice. you don't go there for legal advice. Don't do that. Don't do that.
01:39:45
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Terrible idea. Unless you want to go to jail. Yes. i'm i'm i'm i'm I'm working on a personal project. got to finish up some video editing, and then I'm going to a live stream, and I'm going to not do a reaction, but I'm going to a response to an argument.
01:40:03
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So I'm going to kick the dust off of whose argument is it anyway for a solo run. I think it'll be fun, I'm going to dissect an argument.
01:40:14
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But in a fun way. You're you're going to watch the video. It's basically, here's this video I came across where these cops show up to where this guy is doing absolutely nothing illegal, but at the end, the guy gets arrested.
01:40:28
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And all the while, they're using very dumb brain logic to just... This guy, he's so confused by how dumb these cops are.
01:40:39
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And I want to dissect that. I want to make fun of it. Oh, man So, yeah. um Derek was former guest on Glick's House of Music, and now he's a co-host here on the network.
01:40:53
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Yes. That's how I started. not need to guest He wants me to give backstories, but I'm just like having fun telling stories. Guys, go watch all our other stuff. Everything seven days a week.
01:41:06
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Man, we got dinosaurs. we got We got movies. We got music. um We got sports. We got... some Naked ladies. We got a lot of things. we're a o What did the AI call us? click A digital variety.
01:41:25
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That's what we are. Digital burlesque. We are a digital variety network.
01:41:33
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Hell yeah. but I'm dying to hear what this series is. Stop making me wait. I will. so BioLink bio linkk slash nonsense is down there in the corner. Check that out.
01:41:46
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And please hit up Beauty and the Beard. Nikki is itching to make ah make make stuff for people. She is Very creative. And she's an awesome person. and does ah She helps us behind the scenes with stuff too.
01:42:02
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So go give her some cred. Go give her a thumbs up. Alright. So it was it was weird. was sitting there texting Glick last night. were sitting there chit-chatting. was like, hey man, I just started this fucking show on Amazon.
01:42:16
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First I thought it was just like ah ah Kevin Bacon just playing a regular old fucking bondsman. But like in the first like 30 seconds in, he gets his fucking neck slit. I'm like, amazing. What is going on?
01:42:29
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And then he comes back alive. So anyway, this show is called The Bondsman with Kevin Bacon. And it's a supernatural show where the devil recruits him.
01:42:42
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ah Voluntiles him basically that you're going to be the bounty hunter for the devil now. so so he's Ghost rider without a bike. Basically. Yeah. Yeah. so So Glicks watched the whole whole thing. i i got distracted. The dogs wanted to go outside. By the time I got back in, I was tired. Surprise. When it gets late, I've been me hitting that hitting that sweet leaf, man. It's just like I get all cozy and shit. is like but What network do you find to show the bondsman?
01:43:17
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Amazon. Hmm. So It is awesome so far. um If you're into like supernatural kind of demon hunting, ah kevin think Kevin Bacon Tremor.
01:43:31
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Like he's like that kind of attitude, kind of the drunken, shitty father, bounty hunter, rough and tough, badass Kevin Bacon, dude.
01:43:41
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And he plays it so fucking well. So definitely two fucking thumbs up, my dude. I'll have to check it out. yeah Yeah.
01:43:52
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And that was my rave. That was my rave and my recommendation. Can I make a quick recommendation? What's that? kind just Hell yeah. If you ever read the Robert Jordan Wheel of Time series, don't fucking watch the series on Amazon. It is absolute trash.
01:44:11
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Wipe your ass with it and don't watch a minute of it. It's garbage. my My finger hovers over that sometimes. I've heard it. If you haven't read the series, you can watch it. If you've read the series, it will shit in your mouth.
01:44:24
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and will make It will make you just want to kill yourself. i have never watched I've never watched the series. I've watched it out of spite so I can hate it. Okay, so here's the thing.
01:44:35
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With The Walking Dead, if you like the show, don't read the graphic notes. yeah That's why I won't do it, because um I know it'll jack it all up same the same The same boat. got you but Infinitely better, the series, well obviously. but and i'm ten to My personal favorite series of fantasy I've ever read, ever, ever, ever. It's like 14 books.
01:44:56
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Epic tale. Tons of characters. Tons of action. Tons of political intrigue. It's got everything you can imagine. And then the show squats over it and pees.
01:45:08
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ah ah but now But since I haven't watched it, I will probably check it out. If you haven't read the series, it'll be alright. That would be a fun watch.
01:45:20
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yeah But i mean I started reading these books, man, in 1991. Oh, wow. it's ah it's okay it's been out Robert Jordan, well he was putting out about a book a year, roughly a year, year and a half.
01:45:31
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And then before the series completed, he died. oh but He had a ah collaborator, Brandon Sanderson, and his wife left extensive notes as he was like on his deathbed. He was writing it all out, writing it all out. john and and Brandon Sanderson took over and finished it, and it was every bit as good.
01:45:55
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Honestly, every bit as good. Didn't miss a beat. The story is just so compelling, interesting, but it'd be like fantasy. It's like you know swords and sorcerers. Kids and Dragons. I loved it.
01:46:09
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Before we sign off, I got one question for you. Before I hit that end finesse fine fin finish button. What is your favorite munchie when you're stoned, my friend?
01:46:22
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I'm going to blow your mind. Okay. I am one of those 1% of stoners that doesn't get the munchies. Man, fuck you. Get the fuck out of here.
01:46:34
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but cut But if, if. the yeah It takes me over at a party or something like that. yeah I am a caramel bugle guy.
01:46:46
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Caramel what? Caramel bugles. I've never had caramel bugles, but that sounds amazing. They're fucking incredible. Well, on that note, ah and if you're weird, you can put them lady's butt.
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