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Nonsensical Nonsense: We should come with a warning label Part 1
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Done kicked the door off the hinges and we letting everyone in!! Who's ready to accept the Open Door Challenge??
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Show Introduction
00:00:06
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May have your attention please? It's time for the final countdown. The show starts now.
00:02:35
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Yes.
00:03:51
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show. Hey, y'all better look the fuck out today. My crayons are sharp, the box is full, my bottle of glue is topped off, from my helmet's on tight, baby. We about to risen with the tism. Let's get with it.
Segment and Social Media Promotions
00:04:06
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Suck my dick and eat my asshole you sons of bitches that but what maybe
00:04:16
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Well, I can be the only one thing gentlemen man It must be Saturday night what's going on everybody happy chat or bear Welcome to nonsensical nonsense right here on The Nonsensical Network.
00:04:31
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Yes, indeed. go ahead and check us out everywhere. Facebook, Instagram, X, and TikTok. Don't forget, shows are live Monday through Sunday on YouTube, Facebook, and Twitch. We got the chatterbox always open, and everybody is welcome to come hang out na and interact with us. We love the conversation.
00:04:50
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And you can listen anytime, anyplace, wherever you listen to podcasts at. Oh, The Nonsensical Network. bio.link slash nonsense. One network has all the links, including links to beauty and the beard creative corner.
00:05:05
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She does all of our merch as well as she can also do personalized stuff right there. Beauty and the beard creative corner on Facebook and Instagram.
00:05:16
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So if you don't want to buy our shit and you want to get something made, all you got do is hit her up and ask her, Hey, can you do this one? And she'll more likely be like, You're goddamn right I can.
00:05:27
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Because she can do a little bit of everything.
00:05:32
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But, anywho, you know the drill. Smash that leg, hit that follow, and ring my bell. Because that's what daddy likes. Ching, ching, bada-bing.
00:05:43
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Yeah. I was really nervous that there was about to be a racist joke that was going to come out. Jeff's not here anymore. Oh, sorry. Oh. Oh.
00:05:54
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ah yeah um cheesez I let that one slip, though. Oops. Right past the old goalie, huh?
Live Participation and Network Expansion
00:06:05
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Don't forget, ladies and gentlemen, we'll bring it up a couple few times tonight. It is Saturday night. That means we've kicked the motherfucking door, cleaned off the hinges, and we're letting all you fucking animals come in and hang out with us. All you got do is click that link in the link.
00:06:22
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and The link in the link. There you Click that link in the chat. Bring you up. All we ask is please turn your camera on and please keep your gentitalia to your damn self because I don't want to see it.
00:06:39
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Blaze doesn't want to see it. If Mike's not here, he would want to see it. But again, he's not here.
00:06:47
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And I can say that. Because why? Because he's not here to defend himself. It's going be my trivia, bitch, is what he's going to be. No, actually, Michael is he's doing a live performance tonight.
00:07:01
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Somewhere in Warren, Ohio at ah at at at a comedy club. Yeah, shout out shout out to our good friend Michael Copenhaver. He's got a show in Warren, Ohio tonight. i believe it's at the Underground Bar, Underground lodgege Lounge, something like that.
00:07:19
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um Got a lot of up coming. amateur comedians. Michael's doing his thing as well. um So good luck to them tonight. Hopefully they ah soll they'll they'll bring the house down and have a good time.
00:07:34
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Speaking of Michael Copenhaver, I would like to... He's not here, but maybe he'll hear it. If not, we'll we'll so we'll mention it to him again down the road.
00:07:46
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But I would like to officially welcome him to the Nonsensical Network. He is officially a part of the network. Now he'll be doing Friday nights with blaze and we'll see him floating around doing some other stuff as well through around the network.
00:08:02
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Um, him and blaze have done a few shows together and, uh, he, uh, he wanted to join in on the shenanigans that we're doing here. He's, he, he thinks a lot like blaze and I do.
00:08:14
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So, uh, we're excited and happy to have him as part of the newest part of the nonsensical, uh, network. Um, Definitely looking forward to ah to working with you.
00:08:26
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And some we got some we got some tricks and stuff up our sleeves that the three of us have been discussing. yeah There actually might be a moment where you might see all three of us on the same camera.
00:08:42
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Rubbing wieners. I mean, wait, what? No. That's the nonsense of... so sa and nonen That is the nonsensical OnlyFans page that we're working on. so but yeah We're to have to get some sort of awesome roundtable.
00:09:01
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Sort of like the Justice League. Well, more like the like king King Arthur his Dankest of Knights.
00:09:12
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take this some be Like the Nonsensical League. The Nonsensical League. The League of Not-So-Extraordinary Gentlemen. but but i mean i mean One genitalia troll.
00:09:32
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and it' say yeah We will take down all of your genitalia. Man, you want to hear something
Humorous Anecdotes and Retro Gaming
00:09:41
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funny? Absolutely. I'm not going to name names.
00:09:47
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I'm not going do any you that, but i know you do penis stories on Wednesday. I was watching somebody's live recently, and they had a and i had an joe penis They got penis bombed?
00:09:59
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They got penis bombed. There was another live. and ah This one was funny, though. This penis looked like it was like ready. It had like it had like metal armor around it. It looked like it was like the shredder about the like fucking fight the splinter off with the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. It was like, it was weird. It was a caged penis.
00:10:22
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And the funniest thing is, I don't know how the hosts have their camera up, but they didn't see it. But who's ever run in their production was a little slow and it was on there for a good reason. It was pretty funny. had to...
00:10:38
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and had to know how much they I'm sure they enjoyed that. you know Hopefully they can hopefully they could get it edited out and they didn't catch any... and there's a muzzled It was a muzzled sausage. a muzzled sausage.
00:10:58
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Blaze, did you put your caged heat on the show? I didn't. I didn't. i did not i don't I don't do that shit, but that shit was funny because they didn't catch right away. They didn't know what was going on.
00:11:10
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Everybody's like, it's a penis. It's a penis. Thanks for pointing out the obvious there, Captain Obvious. You can have a seat. I was like, oh, this is a funny penis story that I'm witnessing here in the making. and the It's only happened to us a couple times, but a couple times too many.
00:11:32
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ah And the one time it happened, it like, like I don't know what this poor bastard was expecting to accomplish because it at the time it was just Leggy and I on the panel.
00:11:44
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And I think, I think Jeff had to run to the gas station or something. And then, you know, we had a couple other people and they just hopped down for a minute. It was just Leggy and I, and we brought them up and all a sudden weiner.
00:11:57
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And then all we did was make fun i make fun of him for how small it was. It was like, like Yeah, they didn't that didn't go as well as you planned there, buddy.
00:12:08
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going to go wiener bomb a panel with a chick on there. She was going to be like, oh my god, that is the most beautifulest penis I've ever seen in my life. must find this, man.
00:12:21
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There are some photogenic pieces ah penises out there. I must pray. there There are, but the golden rule is never send an unsolicited... Unsolicited.
00:12:33
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unsolicited yeah Yeah, don't send unsolicited dicks. The beer hasn't kicked in yet. I can um i can form words. i see im ah he fucking Life in general has kicked in and I can't form words. ah yeah okay so Those edibles, just as a general general warning guys out there in the audience, those edibles i that I had last night are still in my system.
00:13:01
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What's going on, John? How you doing, brother? Appreciate you popping in. Uh-oh. Dude, anybody who, if if you didn't get a chance to see Nonsense and Chill last night with Blaze and Mike, ah go watch that. Do yourself a favor and watch that because you get to see, hold on one so
00:13:35
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Uh, yeah, he said ranch dressing damn it ranch dressing. Right stressing your son. ah
00:13:44
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No, anybody who didn't get to see nonsense not Nonsense and Chill last night, do yourself a favor and watch that because you will see the derailment of Blaze.
00:13:56
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and And it is a train wreck that you can't walk away from. Not only will you see the derailment of Blaze and he was having a very hard time with words, but then you've seen some asshole in the chat who was who was putting a lot of words in the chat and making Blaze read them until he was finally like, God damn it, I don't need you adding stories. I'm just trying to read off the shows.
00:14:25
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I don't know who that asshole was. Thanks, buddy. I don't know who that asshole was, but. and John, that is okay, man. I get that. I do that a lot myself. I will listen, but I'm not always watching, but.
00:14:36
Speaker
I appreciate you listening, my friend. Hey, yeah, man. We appreciate the ears, man. Anytime, anytime. We always appreciate them. ah And when you get to the opportunity to say hi in chat, we we we like seeing like seeing your pretty face in the chat.
00:14:54
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Not that we know anything about you, but I'm assuming you have a handsome face. At least that's what your mama told you. And I agree.
00:15:03
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But, yeah, the derailment of Blaze last night was something to see because – So, I got to ask you because – Yeah, go ahead. Me not knowing anything about the edible game, I don't know anything about milligrams and dosage or, you know – What's up, sexy beast?
00:15:24
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You coming up to tonight, Omi? Or anything like that. Ooh, there is a sexy beast in the chat. Yeah. What's up, Shabby? Shaka, okay, hold up. Shaka, of course, he has his his his stuff going on.
00:15:37
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And I know he just did a thing with Beastmo. They got Nerdverse TV going on. And right now, they're doing a lot of Minecraft. There you go. A a distraction. that like You said they're doing a lot of Minecraft?
00:15:58
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Uh-oh. Blaze is dying. yeah um i've been seeing i guess beast mode has been grinding at minecraft lately if if that's your thing if you're if that's your thing so uh dude that makes me want to go find an old nes or an old atari or something and try to stream live stream that shit like red blazin's retro blazons retro fucking games where he gets where he cusses out pong and drinks beer
00:16:29
Speaker
Fucking stupid joystick. Fuck. Dude, I'll tell you what. there's There is a... When we went to Richmond to see James Luker, we found that that arcade, that retro arcade, man. $8 all day. You can stay as long as you want it.
00:16:51
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They had a fuck ton of the stand-up arcade games, but then they also had like every console that you could play. Dude. right So Bend, Oregon has a place like that. They don't have consoles.
00:17:02
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What they have is it's like $5 an hour, $10 all day. However, you have to still pay a quarter to play the pinball machines. Pinball machines take a lot of money to maintain because especially when they're old, mean there's some of them are all mechanical. They're not digital, so it takes a lot of extra time, maintenance and care for pinball machines. But it is totally fucking worth it.
00:17:26
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You run into a retro arcade game going back and playing Mortal Kombat 1, dude. so Yeah. that's yeah and hot yeah I totally have to play for the pinball because every retro arcade I've been into, you have to yeah play for pinball.
00:17:46
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we have a We have a small bar here in town that's got a little retro arcade and it's got like two or three pinball machines and And like five, maybe six stand-up arcades.
00:18:01
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Yeah. then and then it's got And then it's got a TV station that has a whole bunch of old games that you can play. But it's pretty, I mean, for it's just a small little, it's like a little dive bar.
00:18:13
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It's pretty cool. I went to a place down in down in Florida, down by Tampa, when I went down there several years back.
00:18:25
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Me and a couple of my buddies are like, we're dude, we know this sweet game in place. Let's go. It's a retro throwback. And you walked in, they had all the game systems in there, but they had them all hooked up to like these big ass screen TVs. And then they had like, like these three massive rooms that had all the standup arcade games, but it was a bar.
00:18:46
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So was like, so, so the one I went to in Oregon, they serve beer too. Yeah. So I think like after 9 PM, I think it was like 21 and up.
00:18:58
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So we went and, you know, when it became the 21 and up crowd, like they brought in a DJ. there was a DJ there. They had all the games. They had couple big nights. Like this place was fucking nice, man.
00:19:09
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ah And all the games were free. It was, it's kind of like, it's kind of like, you know, as long as you are a paying customer, you got all the games for free. So it's kind of like the opposite of Vegas, where as long as you're gambling, you drink for free.
00:19:24
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Well, here, as long as you drink, you play for free. I'm down with that. I'm like, fuck, man. And they had great food. oh man. They had great food, too. They had a kitchen there, and they had great fucking burgers and stuff.
00:19:36
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So one thing I've noticed with some of these um states that go legal for recreational weed, ah Oregon being one of them, The thing is, when it comes to like ah private property like hotels, Airbnbs, etc.
00:19:52
Speaker
Although there are some exceptions because some people Airbnb it or they do bite them breakfast or whatever. You go as a tourist to some illegal state, you're fucking smoking, you get nowhere to fucking go.
00:20:06
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Oregon, unless they've changed it since I've been there, don't allow smoke lounges. ah Unless it's a private membership. and A lot of people You have a hard time having to pay for a membership. However, I would like to open up a... ah You bring your own weed, of course, but it's a Sesh Lounge.
00:20:27
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And there's a bar, kind of like the round bar in the center where you can rent a bong, rent a pipe. You can buy munchies and drinks. ah You can rent time on consoles.
00:20:41
Speaker
Have some retro arcade games there. Some pool tables. course, some like jukebox and music music playing. and Just have like this fucking place where you just go get stoned and hang out.
00:20:52
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And of course, I would have a responsible get-you-home program, I'm sure. But yeah yeah, I always thought that would be a fun thing to do.
00:21:06
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Shock, I just ordered a pinball machine and Immortal Kombat arcade game for my girl. Fuck yeah, dude. Shock, I wouldn't do it for a living. Holy shit, man. get sucking dick for a living.
00:21:19
Speaker
Hey, didn't know selling... He doesn't sell crack. He doesn't sell crack.
00:21:24
Speaker
Why? Because he's Mexican and sells drugs? No, I was going say, I'm sure selling crack is a lot of money. I was like, i was like that's bad yeah a bad joke, Josh. Did you get the full-size Mortal Kombat game, Chaka, or was it like one of those... Walmart and Best Buy sell those one-up games, and they're like they I mean, they're like that probably about five foot tall, four five foot tall.
00:21:52
Speaker
But they're not like massive like this. book they're I mean, you get it well you can get one for a couple hundred bucks. If I had the room, they have a Marvel one. um Not a Marvel. They have a Mortal Kombat one, and then they have one that's got like and NBA Jam and stuff on it.
00:22:08
Speaker
But they all come preloaded with a bunch of different games. Okay. I just don't have no room for
00:22:18
Speaker
Unfortunately. Unless I kick my kids out and just take over one of the rooms. Oh, it's the one-ups. yeah Yeah, you can buy the pedestal to make it full height.
00:22:32
Speaker
Oh, i had an ex I had an ex-girlfriend. She bought one. The one-up one. up one Um... and and and she put it down. That's not bad. That's not bad at all, Shaka. I was thinking like original, like old school retro ones.
00:22:50
Speaker
Oh, you know what's a pussy? Dinosaurs. Dinosaurs are pussies, Wally. Yeah, so are dragons.
00:22:57
Speaker
Dinosaurs are pussies and dragons are bitches. Go roll some dice, man. usually no and we are So we've made, we we've come, we've well, this is this is something I've learned.
00:23:09
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We don't kink shame on this network, but we definitely we nerd shame.
00:23:15
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we We absolutely do not kink shame around here, but we will nerd shame the hell out of you. Hey, Wally.
00:23:26
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ah What's going on, Wally? Yeah, no, but she she she but had like Batman and Galactica and Centipede. Galaga, Galaga.
00:23:39
Speaker
No, this was Galactica. It wasn't Galactica. Galactica is the character from Marvel. which's What's the game? Is it the game with the fucking spacecraft? It goes back and forth shooting the fucking aliens and shit? Hold on.
00:23:56
Speaker
I'm pretty sure. I'm sure it's Galaga.
00:24:01
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If I'm wrong, I'm wrong. I know there was there was a Galaga. I know that. Okay. Bored at work, man. It's Saturday night, man. You're not supposed to... Okay. yeah say im Sorry, Gallagher. Sorry.
00:24:15
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So, if you got time to be bored at work, you got time to have fun at home. yeah just
00:24:24
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Yeah, so anyways, Gallagher... but She put her out in her basement and then... Sight bite. Nice. And... and got a little stool and everything for it. and One day I was i was down there um was down there for the weekend and she had to work.
00:24:42
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While she was at work, I just put her all together for her. It took me about an hour, man. but It was cool. and I sat there on the stool while she was at work. I was playing all these old school arcade games just chilling in the basement.
00:24:56
Speaker
I'm looking at retro video games online for free. Maybe I can so like play retro games and scream them. Not scream them. Scream them. you go scream at them.
00:25:08
Speaker
I will scream. Yeah. Blazin's video game screaming. Screaming video games is some bullshit like that. I was on Twitch the other day and I forgot all about being on Twitch.
00:25:22
Speaker
And I was playing zombie. I was playing Call of Duty. And I forgot that I was even on Twitch. I was just gaming. And i was like, these goddamn motherfucking zombies?
00:25:35
Speaker
Jesus fucking Christ. and And then I... um Unfortunately, I've got to have a different setup. But I usually have my phone set up so I can see the chat when I'm on Twitch.
00:25:48
Speaker
Because you can't see it on your TV. And a few minutes later, seen a chat pop up. You doing all right over there, Glick? No.
00:26:00
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I forgot I'm even on here. ah Yelling and screaming at the fucking zombies. i hope be But I'm always constantly talking shit. um And I'm not even playing with anybody. I'm just playing solo zombies or I'm playing, you know, multiplayer, PvP on Call of Duty. Now I do have my my my my lobby chat on.
00:26:22
Speaker
What's up on track? What's on track?
00:26:25
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whatri kind of I'm to go ahead and drop this link back in in the old chatty rooney. Untrackable, if you are free, sir, you're free to come up, of course. It is Saturday night.
00:26:42
Speaker
Bring that handsome face up here. I'll see you one time, Untrackable.
00:26:48
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buddy. Please, please, please, it's our open door challenge. Please hit our link and please come on our show. Please
00:27:01
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um
00:27:04
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yeah No, man, I Dude, what is it? What is it that you what do you use to game? What is that stream core or something like that? What is that that? Don't you don't you have a membership somewhere where you can where you stream video games?
00:27:19
Speaker
I don't have a paid membership on anything but I Like, God, what is it? Steam? Streamyard? Not stream. Fucking... Windows open.
00:27:31
Speaker
It's called Steam. It's called Steam. you like it You download Steam and you can it's like and you can buy video games to it. Okay, yeah. it's okay It's like a virtual console, I guess you could call it.
00:27:43
Speaker
Yeah, do they not have like retro games and stuff on there? They might. i don't I don't know if they have any for free. I just don't want to buy it. Oh, there's Untrackable.
00:27:56
Speaker
What's up, buddy? Man, who's this guy?
00:28:01
Speaker
That's not Untrackable. Who are you and what have you done with Untrackable, you son of a bitch? You look dirty, bro. Yeah, i I abducted him and when i when I took his skin off so I could wear it, um some of that some of the hair just kind of broke.
00:28:21
Speaker
and no let me just go ah hey um You know, Untrackable was a one-size-fits-all type of guy. Yeah, it looks good, man. You look different, bro. Like a brand new guy.
00:28:35
Speaker
How you doing? I got tired of itching my face and I couldn't scratch it because the hair was so long. um And then i I had to clean it up nice and tight because I did the father-daughter dance yesterday. Oh, nice.
00:28:52
Speaker
nice yeah always a good time will father-daughter dance action you know they don't uh they don't even call it that anymore because i think uh it's not inclusive you know some people don't have that purpose in their life so they call it a tall and small a tall and small dance yeah Because, I mean, there's single mothers that still want their kids to go. and And it's the first grade, so it's not even really a dance.
00:29:27
Speaker
It's kids running around the gym getting sweaty and looking like ballerinas and princesses and shit. my I never got to do a father-daughter dance with my oldest daughter, but I got to take my middle daughter to one right after we came back home.
00:29:43
Speaker
Yeah. She was, what, second grade, I think, something like that. And, man, we had so much freaking fun. all the All the little girls and their dads out there dancing. and Yeah, then the girls running around, and they'd get in their little groups and jump around and sing and dance. and Well, we I had a ball. I had i had a blast when I went.
00:30:08
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But um I was kind of shocked at the amount of – I didn't see all the dads dance to, like, Taylor Swift and stuff like that because – You know, you can't get your little girl be like, no.
00:30:20
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OK, we're all we're all out here shaking it off. to Just like. say Yeah, my and my daughter, she's definitely a Swifty. I can't help it. Go Eagles. You know, congratulations.
00:30:34
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But my daughter is a Swifty. yes You know, you try to raise them right. Teach them the difference from wrong and right.
Role Models and Work Experiences
00:30:43
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But sometimes They just go down their own path, man.
00:30:47
Speaker
Can't help but love them. It's not your fault. It's not your fault, brother. You did the best. Shed the politics. um that is ah Taylor Swift is a fine young lady.
00:31:03
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You know what? She is, ah again, a lot of people, you shed the politics, but she is a pretty good role model for i mean outside of I think she's, i think she does inspire a lot of, a lot of women to be empowered. I mean, I don't, that's a good thing. I say that. I say that. yeah and I don't want my daughters to take after her dating habits, but she is, she is a very good role model for little girls to look up to because I mean, at the end of the day, I mean, she stayed, she stayed pretty squeaky clean in the limelight.
00:31:36
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You know, she, she, she doesn't have ah you know, a rap sheet or anything like that. And she, she does present ah kind of a ah wholesome vibe for the most part.
00:31:47
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Yeah. and And there's something to be said about music too. the You know, there's different songs that come to you and and touch you you. You don't even care. Like I'm not a big music guy. so show this doll Show me on this doll where music is touched.
00:32:06
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But sometimes when a when the right song comes on at the right time, it just It just gets in your blood. so like um ah I don't change my radio station because I listen to the morning show and they they talk me into going to work and stuff like that.
00:32:25
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but But on the way home, yeah you know it's classic rock. The wrong radio show.
00:32:34
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So when you're on the way home and you hear some like ACDC, for those about to rock on like a payday Friday, it's like, come on, man. You're not going to yeah go find it.
00:32:45
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So hold on. That song says, for those about to rock, not for those about to work, we salute you. I'm just saying. Well, no, that's for on the way home after work. and you're You're getting pumped, especially on a payday Friday.
00:33:01
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Oh, no, when you're going to work. When you're going to work. On the way to work, it's I'm on the highway to hell.
00:33:12
Speaker
you can Get me off of this elevator. i can't wait. I can't wait to be my own boss.
00:33:24
Speaker
I don't fucking feel like going to work today. I'm going to my boss to go fuck himself. like Go fuck yourself. okay See tomorrow, buddy.
00:33:36
Speaker
Oh, man, I love telling myself to the fuck myself. Yeah, I'm getting a little... I tell people at work sometimes. oh When I'm leaving, and I don't really... Sometimes I won't say goodbye.
00:33:50
Speaker
I'll look at him dead in the eye and be like, I fucking quit. I'll see you tomorrow.
00:34:00
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go in like, are you high right now? No, I'm on a tolerance break. Well, when did you start your tolerance break? ah Just now. Just now. For how long? wait wait Wait, when do I clock out? Hold up.
00:34:14
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Yeah. but but
00:34:17
Speaker
So this, okay I work at, so I started this part-time job at a liquor store. And when I first worked that worked there, it got sold to these new owners that didn't really work for very too long. It is it is ah it is a is Anyway, one of the guys that works there that runs the inventory, he's basically one of the guys in charge. He's in his mid-20s. He's he's part it's a family-owned. So he works there. He's a family-owned. So he's family-run. And he is so particular.
00:34:54
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um God, I had a point. Where was I? Where was I? Where was I going with this? Like, like particular about how the bottles and stuff are set up in the stage? Like he's got OCD?
00:35:05
Speaker
No, just like, um, like they have plastic bags and paper bags and I always go for the paper bags. He goes, no, no, we use the plastic bags.
00:35:16
Speaker
I'm like, but paper bags are right here. that They're near me. They're close. and He's like, but but we use the plastic bags. I'm like, why is there the option for the paper bags?
00:35:28
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He goes, but we use plastic bags.
00:35:33
Speaker
And I'm like, um my bit i go but these are better for the planet. He's like, but those are more expensive. i was like, I don't care. Those are better for the planet. I would like to throw a a warning and a disclaimer up there for Blaze tonight.
00:35:49
Speaker
He OD'd on gummies last night, and he's still doing effects. Oh, man. I am. I am. So if Blaze seems a little off tonight, he says he's still recovering from his OD last night. I am.
00:36:07
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ah but It's good to see you're still kicking. You know what I mean? Oh, I am. it was oh I would thought I would have slept longer, but unfortunately I did.
00:36:21
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yeah mike Mike called me today. he was in there watching Cash's show this afternoon, and he called me as soon as we got done. was like, hey, let me talk to Cash real quick.
00:36:33
Speaker
And Cash came back in. He was like, hey, Cash, just want tell you're the real talent in the family. but He's like, man, fuck you, Glick. I'm going back to bed. Some asshole kept me up until 4 o'clock in the morning.
00:36:44
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Don't you have to leave soon to go get ready for your show? He's like, yeah, but I'll go back to sleep for a little bit well i bit.
00:36:57
Speaker
I thought about just skipping the show tonight and just going straight to bed because I think I'm off tomorrow. Oh, that's what I was going to say. This guy, like so yesterday, he asked for a ride to a home because he lives down the road. He needed to ride his car.
00:37:11
Speaker
Like, sure, whatever. And he asked me, he goes, hey, you work tomorrow? I was like, I think I do. He's like, what time you come in? was like, I don't know. He's like, you don't know your schedule? was like, i think I took a picture of it. It's on my phone.
00:37:24
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And he's like, you don't know what it is? And like I said, I kind of work for him. really. I don't do shit. yeah He goes,
00:37:34
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He goes, what do you mean you don't know? was like, fuck, dude, I'm stoned all the time. are you fucking talking about? I got it on my fucking phone. I'll look at the picture g later. I come in today. i Anyway, I work one to five. I knew when I worked.
00:37:47
Speaker
In that moment, I didn't know and I didn't care to answer the question. And it's like he's quizzing me or something. I don't know. I come in today on time, like fucking 10 minutes early. I'm always early.
00:38:01
Speaker
He goes, oh, you're in. i was like i'm like, yeah, I'm I'm at one. He's like, oh, okay. What time you get off? I'm like, don't know, man. Fucking, I don't know, like three, four hours. Fuck, I don't know.
00:38:15
Speaker
going to look on the calendar. Fuck. He just gives me this look like, this guy doesn't, what is this guy? What is he doing here? yeah what is this guy doing?
00:38:25
Speaker
If you're so fucking worried about it, bro, go back there and memorize my schedule for me, all right? like the guy walks The guy walks up guy walks him to the counter. He's like, hey, man, I got some questions about Suburban. i was like, follow me What are we looking for?
00:38:41
Speaker
ah yeah This is why I'm here yeah but in Charlie's sitting there on his phone looking at what's this bottle look like so I can look for it on the shelf. I'm like, I know where it is. Come on, let's go.
00:38:55
Speaker
ah yeah It reminds me of ah office space when they brought in the ah consultants and it's like, what what would you say you do here?
00:39:06
Speaker
but do a lot of things. i see I stand here, ah customer brings up booze to the counter, I make sure they're old enough, I ring them up, they pay me, they leave.
00:39:17
Speaker
let like It's not that hard. I'm not performing rocket surgery over here, okay, boss? I'm selling booze to the masses. When somebody is content in their job, just don't mess with their stapler.
00:39:36
Speaker
You know what I'm saying? Don't mess with my paper bags, motherfucker. yeah leave my have you Have you seen my paper bags? Just let me...
00:39:47
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enough
00:39:52
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just let me yeah my My middle daughter, I have like this. it's like It was just a a little. it Well, it's not little. It's it's it's a decent size.
00:40:04
Speaker
But it looks like a vintage radio. And it's got a record player on it and a CD player and a tape deck and, and at you know, AM, FM. And I ah told yeah I had to rearrange the living room.
00:40:16
Speaker
And I didn't have anywhere to put it, so I told the girls they could have it. The oldest one's been gone all weekend. And the other two just came home yesterday from their mom. So I told her, take that upstairs so it doesn't fall on the steps and get broken.
00:40:29
Speaker
And she came down and she's like, you got CDs? I'm like, yeah. Well, then she comes down and she's like, I found a CD in and the CD player. i was like, okay. She's like, it's fire. I'm like, what is it?
00:40:42
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And she's like, here. I was like, oh, shit, that's my Garth Brooks in Pieces album. I was like, that is a really good album. Actually, that's probably one of its best albums, in all honesty. was like, have you listened whole thing? She's like, nope, just the first song so far.
00:40:54
Speaker
So she went up there. She listened to the whole thing. And she came back down. She's like, you got any more CDs? And I'm like, I've got every Garth Brooks CD that he ever made. And then some. And she's like, what else you got? And was like, don't I've got like this whole stack of fucking CDs.
00:41:09
Speaker
that I found and inside the record, because I've got a big console record player for like the 70s, one of those big monster wooden ones that take four men and a boy to move. Yeah. Because, dude, fuck it.
00:41:23
Speaker
And I set them in this TV stand. She started going through them.
Music Nostalgia and Family Moments
00:41:27
Speaker
And you guys remember like LimeWire and Napster, how we used to burn CDs? Oh, yeah, dude. Fuck you, Morpheus. Yep.
00:41:36
Speaker
Big torrent sites. Absolutely. I watch my movies. I mean, no, I don't. I have well like four or five CDs that I made.
00:41:47
Speaker
She was like, let's rock the joint jams. What the hell is it? She's like, Chris's hillbilly, hillbilly redneck jams. like She's like, what is all these? I said, I have no idea.
00:42:01
Speaker
I don't even know if they'll play or not at this point. but she's about a whole bunch so she's been listening to the CDs, man, living her best fucking life. Like it's 1997 again up there for her.
00:42:12
Speaker
And then Nikki found, she had one of those Pfizer things. Nikki found one and she had a whole bunch of CDs in it. She let Buggy go through them to pick some out that she wanted to listen to. It's it's one thing to ah like,
00:42:28
Speaker
find an artist that you've never heard before and listen to like their most iconic albums. But when you find somebody's old mixtape, even though the songs are amazing, it's like, bro, um are you a sociopath, a psychopath, a serial killer?
00:42:46
Speaker
Like who puts this mix together? yeah ah so I don't know what it is with teenage kids, but they're obsessed with that cartoon Bluey.
00:42:58
Speaker
With a little frog. It's on Disney. You got little ones. You might have seen it here. So Nikki bought her. She's obsessed with Nikki. So Nikki bought this cup where you screw the top on it. It's got it's got a big bluey head on it and a straw.
00:43:11
Speaker
She comes out. with like 10 CDs on her finger with their bluey cup from the bedroom after being back here talking to Nikki and getting CDs. She's like, i'm loving life right now. Just living my best life as she disappeared upstairs. And then apparently she found a Rihanna CD because we could hear her with this radio cranked all the way up singing Rihanna songs.
00:43:34
Speaker
Like fucking labor alone, man. She's happy as hell. Hey bro. Um, hey bro um ah Talk about kids and their music.
00:43:46
Speaker
um We were at a funeral in New Jersey and for my wife's uncle. And. The like the pastor or whatever is up there.
00:43:59
Speaker
Talking the words of God sending this man, you know, to heaven and and all that stuff. And and there were other kids and, you know,
00:44:11
Speaker
They were kind of off to the side. They weren't paying attention. They're being kids. And my daughter belts out, this girl is on fire. Hey, and, yeah you know you know, in a proper setting like that, where, you know, adults are mourning, you know, people lost their brother, people lost their their cousin and their uncle and all that stuff.
00:44:41
Speaker
Yeah. everybody cracked up everybody and i'm like i'm embarrassed my wife is like her eyes got as big as a full moon and everybody just kind of chuckled and was like no don't worry about it this is exactly what family is about i mean i mean it could ah it could have been worse she could have started singing like queen another one bites some dust or john pool the the body hit the floor
00:45:10
Speaker
No, yeah I'm watching, I'm watching, I'm watching Buggy, like, find these CDs and find all this new music because she wants to listen to a CD player. And it, like, reminded me of, like, finding the old eight tracks in my grandpa's closet.
00:45:25
Speaker
and finding out that he had an eight track player that worked and getting to listen to some of these old eight tracks or getting to listen to records for the first time you know like the old like discovering this like you know because everybody's got their music on their phones these days like they don't know nothing about cds they were born way after cds were basically damn near obsolete so she's just just living her best life man listening to all this music she's never listened to before Because she's got a CD player. I said, do you know what we need to do is go find a retro music store and get you some cassette tapes.
00:46:02
Speaker
I said, yeah, it's going to... Dude, get her a record player vinyl store, vinyl collection. This has a record player on it. I've got a pretty decent collection of ah vinyl. I mean, ain't got... I don't got... I probably got somewhere in the area of 50 to 100 albums that they could go through and listen to.
00:46:24
Speaker
I think I got to get a new needle for that record player, though, which anybody who's ever changed a needle out on a record player before, it's not fun.
00:46:34
Speaker
Yeah, my my experience with music is, like, I never sought it out. I never played any instruments. ah But my, you know, my sister got her driver's license, so she became like the the younger brother taxi. Yeah.
00:46:50
Speaker
Yeah. and and And, you know, the tape deck in the station wagon, um she would be bumping like red hot chili peppers or ah guns and roses or something like that.
00:47:04
Speaker
And then the in my era, like ah I would fall asleep to the radio. And, it you know, it was the mid 90s stuff. So Nirvana, Smashing Pumpkins, all that on the radio. yeah Then taking a long trip when I got my license ah from North Carolina to Kentucky ah with my mom.
00:47:28
Speaker
um She had the Beatles White Album. It was like the first CD she ever bought um because it was like a re-release of the greatest hits.
00:47:41
Speaker
And i was like, you know, I've heard of the Beatles, of course, but I never really listened to them. And so, you know, we're on like a nine hour car trip and it was Beatles the entire way. I was like, hey, I'll listen to it. And it was like, it was bit of an a throwback education type in music.
00:48:02
Speaker
Just about that one band. And I probably listened to that album ah two times on the trip up there and two times on the way back. It was like, that beautiful. Yeah.
00:48:16
Speaker
Yeah, I remember
00:48:20
Speaker
my cousin was quite a bit older than me. And the first time we rode together, I discovered a ah new love when I heard the opening to Welcome to the Jungle.
00:48:37
Speaker
I think I was like nine, maybe ten years old, but that opening riff to welcome to the jungle man i was like o what is this and do you know where to go uh that became the damn anthem to a generation man that damn welcome to the jungle uh and i and i became that in that moment i became guns and roses fan and i i still love their music to this day and um
00:49:11
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Man, i she had that appetite for destruction. I think I wore that cassette tape out. Like, just wore it out where it didn't even play anymore because I listened to the, you know, side A to side B, flip it back over and listen to side again. I was always jamming Guns N' Roses, and it's just that that car ride with my older cousin, and it just like, this is cool, man. My cousin's fucking cool. were talking about um you were talking about CDs.
00:49:40
Speaker
You take up cassette tapes. um I caught the tail end of, like, listening to the radio and hitting the record button.
00:49:51
Speaker
Yeah. As soon as that dude stops talking, I'm clicking this button. That's it. But then you got to pay attention because as soon as the song is over, you got to stop.
00:50:03
Speaker
So that way you can save time for the next one that you actually want to record. And then you got your mixtape, bro. Yep, exactly. Hit that play record button at the same time so you can record. and we did we did the same so We did the same thing with movies on HBO.
00:50:22
Speaker
like that's how to watch Spaceballs. That's how I got to watch so many movies because we would just but we'd be like, okay, ah wait, wait, wait, wait. Alright, hit it.
00:50:36
Speaker
And then we would record it and it's like you you got the VHS and you got the tracking and it's like, wait for the squibbles to go away. Yeah, I i remember i remember like when cell phones first became a thing and you would record your voicemail and you would like put a song on the CD player. It'd be like, yo, what up? It's click. Leave your message after the beat. Yo, holla at me. And then you hold your phone up to the song so the song would play on your on your voicemail.
00:51:06
Speaker
So when somebody called you, they they got that real quick message for you. But then it would be, you know, whatever song you wanted to play.
00:51:16
Speaker
Like, oh my God, we're stupid. Yeah, we don't. and That's also a part of it. It's like, you know some people, you know they could buy whatever they want. they They bought all the tapes, they bought all the CDs, they bought all the movies, they bought rate tones and shit like that. It's like, well, for poor people, who we we he have we fell in love with the record button.
00:51:43
Speaker
Well, you know what was great back in the day? um And I know we're all guilty of it, especially those of us of a certain age.
00:51:54
Speaker
was Columbia House and BMG. You get 30 CDs for a penny that you had to sign up for their membership. Man, I got so many CDs from Columbia House, and i don't know if there's a statute of limitations against this or not.
00:52:10
Speaker
man i had cds sent to my house to to to my name to like frank frank miller to to fucking bob saskatchewan every time they sent me one of them fucking things in the mail or one of them things came in the mail or i found one at the post office i was filling it out and getting my x amount of cds for a penny Just as long as I spent.
00:52:39
Speaker
But they never like they never held you to it. It's not like they forced you to so to t to fulfill the but car but contract. So it's just like, man, I got all these fucking CDs for free, bro. And I got them all.
00:52:55
Speaker
I'd have like seven different memberships and seven different names to Columbia House. And then BMG came along and they did the same shit. And it was just like, rude if you're going to send them to me, you fucking morons, I'm going to take them.
00:53:08
Speaker
And that was, man, there was nothing better than opening the mailbox and seeing in that big box from Columbia House because you knew you got all your new music in there and you had to, you had to go recap. Like me, I had my CD cases, my CD books, and they were all alphabetized and genre.
00:53:26
Speaker
So like they were in order from genre and alphabetical order. So it was just like, Rock was in front, rap, you know, whatever, country. And then I had them all. ah So I had to go rearrange my albums with all my new CDs. And that great.
00:53:41
Speaker
Thank you, Columbia House and BMG, for a great memory. Thank you for making my teenage years amazing, because I was the go-to guy that had all the music.
00:53:55
Speaker
Yeah. ah That's crazy. Something I did was, it wasn't music, but
Creative Pranks and Music Subscriptions
00:54:02
Speaker
sports. You know what i mean? Like, a my dad bought my brother golf clubs one year and took us to play golf.
00:54:14
Speaker
And i so I swear to God, if it's expensive now. It was expensive then, too, when you think about it. It's still expensive.
00:54:26
Speaker
But I got into it and i I got my own set of clubs and. But I had no money, but I do live in a a golf course community. So, you know, there's the inner circle where the backyards butt up against the golf course. Yeah.
00:54:44
Speaker
ah But we were on the outer circle. So what I would do was, you know, come home from school, put on my collared shirt. And, you know, my pants with a belt and I would tuck it in.
00:54:57
Speaker
Yeah. And i will go I would cut through somebody's yard. So I would play like six through nine every single day without going through the clubhouse. And it's like, if you look like you belong there, nobody says shit to you.
00:55:13
Speaker
Yeah, that's the truth. So I got awesome. bro so So I got free golf. isley Oh, yeah. Yeah, man, you can't fucking beat that. Yeah, no, dude, if you ain't wrong. If you look the part, nobody says anything.
00:55:30
Speaker
I mean, it's not like I was some dumb punk out there abusing the space. I was playing golf. You know what mean? Yeah, yeah. I think it was the other thing, too. Like, you weren't some dirtbag out there destroying the golf course. You were just, I'm going to play three holes, you know, mind my business, and just whack some balls.
00:55:51
Speaker
give her a You ever see that guy? They're driving down the road and there's golfers about to swing and all they do is honk their horn and fuck up the golfers. i'm that i'm like I'm that guy. I'm that guy. that guy I'm that golf. Golf sucks.
00:56:11
Speaker
There was a guy in Ben that I was friends with. Go ahead. I'm sorry. Oh, There's some videos out there. These guys, they call it the back off challenge.
00:56:22
Speaker
So they sit up there and when people are up at the tee box, they just roast them to see if they can get them to back away from swinging. Yeah, they've they've they've had a lot. They've actually, they've had Trump on there a couple times on their YouTube channel.
00:56:38
Speaker
And they've had Trump Jr. fucking rolling. And Donald donald old Trump's like, You're not very nice guys. You're not nice. You're funny, but you're not nice guys. Chump took it. like he He took it like a champ, but they've had professional golfers come up on there. It's a YouTube channel.
00:56:59
Speaker
They've had professional golfers come up there, celebrities and actors and stuff. like and they do date They do not hold back, man. They just go after them. That channel is fucking hilarious.
00:57:12
Speaker
not ah Not a fan of golf. But that that YouTube channel is fucking hilarious. Those dudes are are ruthless, man. There was a cat that I knew in bed. He was ah us in he a legit millionaire. He was also fucking sucking on his daddy's fucking silver spoon tee.
00:57:32
Speaker
But yeah apparently it's not called golfing. You don't go golfing. And it drove him nuts when I would say, hey, oh, oh, Oh, you're going golfing? Yeah. is What do you call it? You play golf.
00:57:45
Speaker
You don't go golfing. You play golf. Oh, so you're going golfing. You go baseballing? was like, I don't care what you call it. I don't fucking like sports balls. I don't give a shit.
00:57:58
Speaker
The only balls I like are the ones in your pants, and I like it when they're my face. Motherfucker. It drove him absolutely nuts, and I would put an ING at the end of golf, man. I love it.
00:58:11
Speaker
I love it don go hot it. Eagle hockey. I love it. Eagle hockey. Eagle hockey.
00:58:23
Speaker
Yes, I did. Did they win? This was ah this is a conference hat from 02. so too Nice. my ah Yeah.
00:58:38
Speaker
I stand like cups right around the corner, man. so the nbo playos I go for a hike or I go hikes. See how that works. Yeah. I'm going to go for a hike. What were you doing? Oh, I was hiking.
00:58:51
Speaker
see know I'm to play golf or I'm going to go golfing. Fuck you. oh What were you doing? Who is this it was MCM assist.
00:59:02
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um I was masturbating mc Nemesis if you got a camera can you throw it up and let us know you're real yeah be careful with that dude Aaron Woodward hold on hold on a second Aaron says he's backstage
00:59:23
Speaker
uh yeah I don't know about all that I'm gonna add him up I'm on the trigger finger Hey, what's up, niggers? Yep, just like that. It's the same thing every time. Yeah.
00:59:43
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Unnecessary. What you doing?
00:59:45
Speaker
Getting some more CDs? Oh, you like that one, huh? Listen to some of his other stuff. i It's fine if you want take that one, too. That's a that's a fantastic Garth Brooks album.
00:59:56
Speaker
She came back down to give in pieces. That's probably um missfi my favorite album. What's that? Did you take the whole box up with you? No, that's books.
01:00:10
Speaker
Can't touch this. What? take two thousand and years you Oh, it won't take it. what' the version Did you get the Blame It On My Roots or the actual CDs?
01:00:23
Speaker
Huh? Oh, okay. Cool. Blame It On My Roots is cool, too. What up, heart of the day, Ed? Hmm.
01:00:33
Speaker
Yeah, I'm seeing this. This is kind of a douchebag, Aaron. Not going to lie. Kind of a douche. that was That was the same guy, dude.
01:00:44
Speaker
Yeah, say it was the same person. let's our book what is What is up, Hurley Dad? That link's in the chat only. Who? a Show us your boobs.
01:01:00
Speaker
Show us your nubs. Show us your nubs.
01:01:07
Speaker
Oh, he's hazy now. Is it weird I have a boner right now? Is it weird I have a boner right now?
01:01:19
Speaker
No, not at all. Not at all. Not weird. Yeah, I might have shaved my face, but I also did cornrows with my chest hair, so. Hell yeah, that's what's up.
01:01:32
Speaker
Dude, I haven't shaved my nut hair since I was a teenager. I got those shit in dread braid.
01:01:38
Speaker
Man, I'll tell you what. When I learned about manscaping... No, I don't. No, I don't. but Nope. You put it out there in the atmosphere. It's real. It's there. it's It's on the internet. It really happened.
01:01:51
Speaker
Yeah, you said it. It's on the internet. It's true. It's 100% true. Dude, I'll tell you what I the water discovered. When I discovered manscaping, it was a game changer and a life changer. Holy crap.
01:02:02
Speaker
I'm like, dad I didn't know I could do this. Like... This is comfortable. And it looks so much bigger. is that Is that moose heads? Is that moose heads over there? What do they say? One in the bush to two in the hand?
01:02:18
Speaker
You're fucking huge, little buddy. I didn't have to find you. The bush is back. not buy boes back
01:02:31
Speaker
Oh, dude, I am so... Dude, if Columbia House ever wants to come after me, bro, I i am screwed. Because like I said, man, I had six, seven memberships in different names.
01:02:44
Speaker
And then BMG came around and they started doing the same thing. And it was game over, man. i got i my Most of my CD collection that I had, the two the two big, massive books that I had of CDs were basically thanks to Columbia House.
01:02:59
Speaker
and BMG. But I'm sorry, you're the assholes that came up with a piss-poor business plan that were going to give me 30 CDs for a penny.
01:03:12
Speaker
And not do anything. And also, I don't think we can be held accountable for it, Chaka, because I was under the age of 18. Therefore, you can't lock me into a contract.
01:03:22
Speaker
Statute of limitations, bitch. Yeah. Well, there's that too. Who's raping who? Gotcha.
01:03:34
Speaker
You, my friend, are holding my pocket in prison. i mean, they house i mean they were they were they were exploiting they were exploiting the artists, so we were just exploiting them. Yeah.
01:03:47
Speaker
And, know, most of the artists were plenty rich enough. They weren't going to miss a couple thousand CD sales. They were fine. Hey, that's something to but When people talk about, because i I've heard the whole Metallica thing, um but do you want, are are you an artist and want people to enjoy your music or are you a money-grubbing whore?
01:04:14
Speaker
You know what saying? So, okay, the thing with Metallica was in their earlier music, a lot of their songs had more left, Leaning socialist bit to it If you listen to to some of the lyrics So by the time the naps or shit Happen They switch to From the whole ah being Okay with free IP Intellectual property you know More of a left wing Socialist id ideology To no fuck you We want the money so we're going to sue you So that's what Fits a lot of people off
01:04:54
Speaker
It's like it wasn't just a that they they they that they sued Napster or they went for the money grab. it's like It's like what they were always singing about overnight just fucking turned. It switched. And that's what that that's what kind of fucking could set people off.
01:05:14
Speaker
And let's be honest. Metallica, you're overhyped. Your music's trash. You're sold out. And nobody cares. You're no Megadeath. You're no Iron Maiden. You're just a bunch of sellouts.
01:05:26
Speaker
Fucking Nirvana is better than you. And that takes a lot for me to say. is Their earlier works had references. ah And if you're if you're ah if you're a Metallica fan and I'm about to hurt hurt your feelings with this, I'm sorry.
01:05:42
Speaker
love Metallica and I love Donald Trump. Don't you tell me that. It's had references to Marx and And shit in it man. So I mean, I'm just I'm not there I'm not saying they didn't have good music their early albums master of puppets was a killer album The blackout with everybody. It's so cliche to say I love Metallica black album, you know, but it it had some great songs on it man and her Sandman is still my jam and so is one and You know listen to that song and and listen to the lyrics It is a wild fucking song to to hear what that's about
01:06:18
Speaker
But that was a Ride the Lightning that came out either before or just after Master of Puppets was another album that had some good songs on it. Like, their older stuff was actually pretty good, but then once they, quote-unquote, sold out and went... know that's You know, i want I want to make this a
Politics in Music and Sports
01:06:40
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point real quick. I don't understand this whole idea now since, like,
01:06:44
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in the last almost decade where people's like, oh, man, fucking musicians and bands need keep their fucking shit like politics out of their music and their concerts, blah, blah, blah.
01:06:55
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It's what are you talking about? I don't care. Like, politics has been in music. Like, music and politics has intersected ever since music and politics were a thing. Yeah, I did a whole segment.
01:07:07
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yeah like your segment On my show. And most of the most of those songs that I did on my show were politically based. Yeah, it's like it's like you're like... it's like stop you're You're yelling at... It's like how some people get mad at reality. it's like And they think it just started today and they're mad about it.
01:07:28
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So fucking weird. ah but and My feelings are like... I don't care what you're talking about. If I just paid $300 to come see a live concert, I don't want to see you get up on stage for 30 minutes on your fucking soapbox.
01:07:43
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but But you do pay for that. But yeah unfortunately, as as an audience member, when it comes to art, that is something you pay for, unfortunately. But I'll tell you what, i've seen I've seen Disturbed a couple times.
01:07:56
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Mm-hmm. And Dave Draymond does a really good job. Now, i I have never personally seen them in concert where he went on a political tirade or political tangent.
01:08:08
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I'm not saying it doesn't happen or anything. I've just i've seen them a couple times, couple few times in concert. They put on a phenomenal show. What Dave does is in between every song, he might take them, like, like they they they have a song called out it's called Reason to Fight.
01:08:22
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And he wrote that song after he lost a friend to unalive in himself. um so before that song he did he spent a couple minutes talking about you know where this you know what happened and da da da but then he played the song like and i've seen other artists that that they want to you know they want to put their whatever out there and they play their song and then they take a couple minutes but like roger i think roger waters from pink floyd that dude will go up there for an hour on a fucking political tangent like
01:08:56
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Good God, man. We just want to hear Dark Side of the Moon, bro. 98% of the people in this audience are tripping balls right now. They want to hear Dark Side of the Moon.
01:09:07
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And you're killing their high. you're like Oh, no i'm not i'm not i'm not I'm not devaluing the the frustration that they from from your from your point of view so i get it like i've been and i've been in an audience where that has happened.
01:09:27
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And a part of me is like, you know, 10 minutes in, it's like, man, I do, i I do want to hear some more music though. No, I get it. i do get it. Especially, especially when you brought up the drug thing, it's like, you're right. It's like, oh my gosh, I don't want, I don't want to waste my drugs right There's something to be said too. like um it you know you're You're the artist.
01:09:58
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and um you know Your music or your art or whatever speaks from within you. so Make a killer song oh that that projects that.
01:10:12
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I don't want to make rational speech. thing with the see The thing with artists though Real creativity is sometimes spontaneous and sometimes you just have to so like you know just kind of like shrug off what you're being told your schedule is. and If there's something that needs to be said and it's on your mind in that moment and that's when you fucking have the opportunity to say because you're in it the words are there, sometimes that is the time to say it.
01:10:45
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you know and And they have – I know – but see, i i and I understand both sides. I just think sometimes the political message is a little bit more important than the inconvenience of people, even though I understand the concern the frustration of the inconvenience.
01:11:06
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if you want to put your political If you want to put your political views out there, you son of a bitch, start a YouTube channel. and I'm not. I'm not. i'm not i That's the thing. I'm not i'm not sharing. i'm I'm not sharing it. I'm not sharing. That's the thing. I'm not sharing a political view.
01:11:22
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I'm sharing the um observation that both things exist. yeah The importance of importance of that.
01:11:33
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of that, ah what they're saying and the existence of frustration from the crowd. well fertil Rather than a ah speech, um I want somebody to come up on stage um and be like, fuck the police coming straight from the underground. You know what I'm saying?
01:11:55
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like ah put Put it in the music.
01:12:01
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ninjas with attitude fair enough no no i understand sometimes that there's like something going on and and and it's like man this just hit me and that it like really hit me and i need to speak on it right now but there's artists out there like the cat from pink floyd or eddie better i guess he's notorious for like just rambling like most of the show is it's just rambling and it's just like i get it i understand i feel you bro like awesome more power to you kind of want to hear jeremy i need to know that jeremy's spoken hey you know i don't want to hear they've done it in sports as well like um
01:12:51
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can research case and they did they've done it in sports as well like um ah Hey, yeah a you're you're playing the game.
01:13:04
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if If you have something to say, you know, you can be interviewed. you You've got all the social media accounts. You can go ahead and say that stuff. But, you know, the taking the side, nobody stops a game ah in action and be like, hey, this is what I think.
01:13:26
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It's like, no, fuck you. That's why, you know, when like ah some reporter said LeBron michael bathurst told him to shut up and dribble.
01:13:39
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It's like, well, LeBron didn't stop the game to speak his mind. he He was interviewed. Yeah, was interviewed. It's the time and place. You know what i mean? like yeah It's not like he's stopping in the middle of a basketball game.
01:13:55
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rest of the game is going on and he's standing on the sideline with a megaphone yelling. You know what I mean? yeah no like i you know Obviously, i mean we have a platform.
01:14:07
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We come on here. Sometimes it's not always fart jokes and dick jokes. Sometimes we we like to get a little bit serious. and We like to you know speak our mind on on things and stuff like that. But now yeah just just Just give me it in in bite-sized bits. like You can still get your point across if I'm here for a concert. oh and you know um if i'm ah if i'm ah If I'm a Grateful Dead fan, and you know historically, stereotypically, deadheads are known to be drug addicts, like I don't want to waste my high because Jerry Garcia wants to go on a tangent for an hour now.
01:14:48
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Yeah. So but being stupid so suing people for your, um, your intellectual property, right? Uh, it's like, you want people to pay for what you give them and then you sell them tickets to a show and you interrupt what they paid for.
01:15:09
Speaker
Uh, you know, it, it kind of comes full circle. It's like, Hey, These people are here to ah jam out to your talent and this the songs that you wrote, not to hear you run your mouth. Like, I don't want to get to know you.
01:15:24
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there there There are some artists out there that I do follow on social media, and i love listening. And this isn't necessarily a political thing.
01:15:35
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I'm just saying in general, I don't care. You know, if you spend an hour on a tangent or a half hour when you're at a But I love watching their Behind in the scenes videos like when they're On tour and stuff like that or they're They're just they got something On their mind they want to talk about And they post up on YouTube or Facebook i I love that stuff like don't get Me wrong I want to hear Everything you got to say But like
01:16:04
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like keep it to minimum in a live concert we want to hear the music i don't know i i am the complete i am i am the complete opposite it doesn't bother like just like it didn't bother me when old dude took a knee like that like none of that bothers i didn't that's when when uh when uh when he took a knee and everybody's like oh, it's goddamn America and you're not going to take a knee. You're fucking professional. I'm like, it's just fucking right as an American citizen if he wants to take a fucking knee.
01:16:38
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None y'all getting mad at Tim Tebow for taking a knee and praying in the in the end zone? Hey, Michael, you're free to come up, homie. Uh... Like... i think people nice to I promise to be on my best behavior.
01:16:55
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I say that like I'm not gonna. But I am.
01:17:00
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now What were you saying, Trachan? No, I was going to say, I think it may, you know, the the issues, ah the the context, the word different, I guess you could say.
01:17:14
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um And um I'm not one way or the other. Like, I i really don't care. i watch football for football. But, um, i think I do believe Tebow was excommunicated from the league because he, behind the scenes, was way cleaner than what some people were doing behind the scenes. we and we have ah we have a friend.
01:17:40
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ahead, Blake. Go ahead, real quick. I'll let you go. When you're done, can I ask you all a spicy question? Yeah. I was going to say, we we have a friend of the network, Chris Kluwe.
01:17:52
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former kicker for the Minnesota Vikings. In my opinion, ah God, I hope they let him in, and they should let him in, Hall of Fame kicker, one of the best out there to ever do it.
01:18:03
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um
01:18:06
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he He basically, his his career was cut short because he was a gay rights activist, and and he truly believes that, and and after talking to him and and whatnot, I believe it too in the NFL.
01:18:21
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But he wasn't doing anything and during the game. He was just outspoken you know behind the scenes or whatever. But had he wanted to do something, um the as long as as... I mean, obviously...
01:18:36
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when you're playing sports as compared to like a concert or something like that, you can't, you can't just disrupt an entire game right in the middle of the game to, to, to, for your, for your agenda. You know what I mean? That kind of throws everything off and fucks everything up.
01:18:53
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But, you know as far as like a Kaepernick kneeling, Tebow kneeling to pray or whatever, after a touchdown, uh, you know, any of these other athletes that have their beliefs or whatever.
01:19:08
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was like the same thing with fucking Bud Light. So what? You're going to put a fucking dude that cosplays as a girl on a fucking can for him? I don't fucking care. I wouldn't use the word cosplay.
01:19:21
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that that not That's not exactly the word I would use. but understand what I understand i understand you your your overall. That dude was cosplaying and there was several other transgenders in the transgender community that came out against him and said the same exact thing because it was all about attention and clout and and and internet fame is what it started out I'm going to have to push back on that one.
01:19:50
Speaker
but Go ahead. Go ahead. Go ahead. go ahead go ahead Go ahead. But like, i like if I drink Bud Light, I'm not going to stop drinking it because it's not like I'm going to turn into a ah woman just because I drink it. You know what I mean? Like, but I don't care, Bush, Bud Light. because you gross be Here's the problem, Bud Light. It's not who you put on the can.
01:20:10
Speaker
The problem is your beer tastes like ass. which is disappointing because you're made by... This is true. Their their beer is at its... I agree with that sentence. Because Anheuser has some really good beer brands or beer product.
01:20:24
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And then they have that shit water. I've been... a um I've drank all the beers, um but I tend to be a Miller Coors guy. Nothing wrong with Budweiser and all that. I've i've had those too.
01:20:39
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um But when that whole thing is down, um going to here tonight or and you know having a friend of many years when that thing went down uh you know it's like are you gonna keep drinking bud light and he goes hey there's plenty of faggots that you know drink bud light it's not gonna change and y'all are both on a it's not gonna change a rare form drink 25 years, you know what I mean? There there are there there were there were several very very popular quote unquote influencers in the trans community that used the term cosplay.
01:21:23
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So, it's not like... but but so just because they use it doesn't mean, one, they're right. Or, two, that... that that That that person was cosplaying. It's still a derogatory. and and I'm just saying. i'm just i'm just I'm just saying I'm pushing back on it. That's all.
01:21:42
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And I apologize for your spicy language. Blaine always pushes back on it. You know what I mean.
01:21:52
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He's like, yeah, i don't I don't care who drinks the same beer as me and gets looked at weird. I'm going to keep drinking the same beer I've been drinking for 25 years. At least it's around Kentucky and drinks, drinks, some communistic beer. So I drink beer made in Kentucky and I'm told it's not American. nothing This stupid that I fucking hear, man.
01:22:16
Speaker
What was your... Put this koozie on. i I couldn't even... like The do a dude hands me a Coors Light koozie to put over my can. Which, okay, I did use because I was outside in the sun I did want to keep my beer colder.
01:22:31
Speaker
But his logic just... I just... When people say stuff like that, it's like I'd stop for a moment and then I'll say something sarcastic and in that moment I couldn't really formulate something funny, sarcastic.
01:22:45
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And it's had this look like, well, that made no sense. And he just looked at me like, now he's confused. yeah like ruby And it's like things in away at this point, it's like, we're three level confused.
01:23:00
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and you' playing And he's over here wanting to play. He's wanting to play chess, but he's kicking over the fucking Kinect 4 fucking board.
01:23:11
Speaker
Are you saying he's pulling a Jeff? Did you get Jeffed? but No, he's he's suffering cognitive atrophy. That's my new phrase. Blaze, if anything good came out of this situation, it was a nice warm day out. The sun was shining.
01:23:28
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You were outside, and you got a koozie to keep your beer cold. I did. i did. i And I did think of the koozie. I did think of for the koozie because it did keep my beer cold, so.
01:23:38
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i just I just want to answer this this real real quick. I know you said you had a spicy question, please. Cam Ward is the bomb of the draft in 2025. Travis Hunter is so talented. Travis Hunter is all hype.
01:23:50
Speaker
I won't believe it until I'm proved wrong. Cam Ward, I'm on the fence with. I think the real underdog of the 2025 draft is going to be Jackson Dart, and he's going to get drafted low, and and he's going to go late.
01:24:05
Speaker
But he's going to come out and he's going to have a phenomenal career. He might be the best out of the 2025 draft players. Anywho, Blaze, you said you had a spicy question. What is y'all's opinion when people do not stand for the National Anthem?
01:24:20
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It's up to you. I mean, I don't. it In my my personal opinion is, if you want to stand, stand. If you don't want to stand, sit Because also you have to look at it like, if somebody's not standing, you don't know that person.
01:24:32
Speaker
They might not be able to. You know, physically, they might not be able to. i don't I don't have a problem with it because, you know, I'm going to stand. I'm going to do my thing.
National Anthem and Personal Freedom
01:24:45
Speaker
And if you want to sit, then that's your ands you're fucking right, man. like Who am I to break your balls about not standing for the National Anthem? Fair enough. Communist pig.
01:24:57
Speaker
I'll give him a koozie, Blaze. That's what I'll do. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
01:25:03
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i think I think that's an appropriate response. i don't know what I don't know if he has a soda in his hand or not, but keep that shit cool, homie. That's not very American of you, but here's a koozie.
01:25:16
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And the thing is, that was the American part of of the whole interaction, him giving me a koozie to help me out. You know, I do i do recognize that.
01:25:30
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No, man. In all honesty, like... What's going on, Megan? What's up with you? No, man, I'm not going to, again, because it's their right if they want to stand or not stand.
01:25:43
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But B, you may not know. They might have a physical ailment to where they can't possibly they can't stand. Or they, you know, whatever. So I'm not going to be like, motherfucker.
01:25:55
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Goddamn down. true oh If it's Mike, they're to stand up. If it's my thing to stand for the national anthem um and i'm I'm paying too much attention to who's not standing, then then I'm not doing justice to my own beliefs.
01:26:15
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Exactly. Dude, I 100% agree. I 100% agree. Yeah, yeah. That's like if you are a church. In other words, you're not going to sit there and be a um in in other words you're not you're not going to sit there and be and and and also like Glick said you you don't know that person that's not standing so they may one not be able to stand they might be a veteran with no legs ah why are hey why are you not standing lieutenant Dan it could be Connor and his bluetooth went out and they could also they could also not be American uh
01:27:00
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If they're not American, just because they're in America and they're playing the American National Anthem, are are you should you feel obligated to stand for that song?
01:27:12
Speaker
That's a very good song. Now, however, you Canadian sons of bitches, you better get your fucking shit right when they play the american man anthem American National Anthem and stop booing it before we slap the shit out Hey, I have seen way too much done. Boo it away, Canada. Just boo it away.
01:27:32
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Much done. Oh, you didn't take your hat off. You didn't salute. You didn't stand. It's like, bro, we haven't even gotten to the game yet, and you've already started fighting in the stands.
01:27:45
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Dude, it's it's not even that. It's like we can't even get to the freedom yet because they're fighting against it.
01:27:55
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Yeah, exactly. No, yeah, like I said, you know, that's like those people, that that the Christians who go to church every Sunday and and they'll sit there during prayer, you know, you're supposed to close your eyes and bow your head, but then they're going to look around and see who all doesn't have their eyes closed and so that they can they can go, well, Mary Ellen didn't didn't bow her head and close her eyes during prayer. Well, how the fuck do you know, you goofy bitch?
01:28:20
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I'm like, yeah no i i'm like ah my My opinion is in a free sea society in a free society, you're allowed to practice your tradition at that house.
01:28:33
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Yeah. Yeah, right. I mean... it's It's hypocritical. Like I said, yeah like Blaze said, in a free society, you know, we we... As American citizens, we are afforded certain freedoms, and and and who am I to...
01:28:53
Speaker
judge somebody who does not stand for the for the anthem. Like, butp that's all right. We've been to a function before, like as a family.
01:29:05
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ah You can judge them for it. You're free to judge them for it. and And they did this thing where judge you know one bla ah honoring veterans. And it was like, hey, if if you're a veteran, you know, come up on stage and, and you know, we're going to honor you and, you know,
01:29:22
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Everybody's going to do their thing. And my wife's elbowing me and I'm like, no, um I'm okay. Like, you know i I don't need this. I don't want to go up there.
01:29:34
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I don't want to walk. I don't want to stand in front of this crowd. I'd rather sit here with my family. You know, it's nothing against my own service. It was like, I did not feel comfortable in that place to go up there and be there.
01:29:50
Speaker
Yeah. I mean, and and just and just, what's up, lazy, dude? Hit that link up. Lazy Jetta. That's that tough. I want to address, Megan. I'm actually okay about being judged, and I'm okay with judging other people.
01:30:07
Speaker
I understand. the constant I mean, I know. And I'm not saying, well, I know there's this thing. You shouldn't judge people, but that's how we understand who we want to hang out with or not. We make judge. I'm currently judging. currently judging. Yeah.
01:30:22
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So. Yeah, I mean, we judge we judge people good, too. Like, making a judgment call on somebody isn't always... I just and i won't go into detail with it.
01:30:33
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I won't go into detail with it, but I just made a judgment call yesterday based off of your influence, please. And it was a good judgment call.
01:30:44
Speaker
It was a good judgment call. It was. No, it was great. Yeah. You know? Yeah. I do. I judge the hell out of place. So that's fine. I don't care. and does Just, just, I'm very judgeable.
01:31:00
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You can even take that gavel and you flip it around where it's all like ribbed. Yeah, well, you showed me that behind the rest stop. Oh, wait, that's that's that you got to tune in to Patreon for the rest stop story. what ah what What happens if the judgment proves to be incorrect, though?
01:31:18
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well We're humans. We're we' humans. We're going to make mistakes. That's just what happens. ah Speak for yourself. yeah I'm perfect. I judge lazy, but I'm a Sith.
01:31:29
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ah See, exactly.
01:31:32
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Sith Lords are so much better. You know what? Lazy is a lot of things. He's a beautiful creature. He's a lovable guy. He's great to hang out with, but you know what he's not? He's not a fucking Jedi.
01:31:46
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He's a lion-ass whore. And he's also a great line of blow. There he is.
01:31:57
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Shout out to shout out to Harley for sending you our way. Appreciate you. Appreciate you coming in and and and everybody. You guys hit that like hit that subscribe and all that good jazz.
01:32:11
Speaker
What's up, MK? You're trying to be because I popped in last night to say hi to Jedi in the panel. And I was like, Jedi, you beautiful creature.
01:32:23
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Shaman, gentleman and a scholar. And what's up to the rest of you twats? And MK's like, damn, that got at me, man. I'm like, I wasn't calling the chat a twat. I was calling the panel a bunch of twats.
01:32:35
Speaker
Calm down, MK. I would never. I would never. Wait, hold on. What's this about sandwiches? I like sandwiches. Hold up.
01:32:47
Speaker
Just laughing at lazy jokes. Yeah, man. We got the panel wide open tonight for anybody who wants to come up and be a decent fucking human being and not drop racial slurs or show us your genitalia.
01:32:59
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You're welcome to come and hang out. One genitalia racist. One racist genitalia show in the world at time, please. For some reason, i would i remember that, I forgot who sings that song, but it's an old rap song.
01:33:16
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It's been on my mind. I yelled it out, like joking around. And ever since then, it's been popping up on my Facebook fucking feed. I found it on Spotify. is now on my fucking, my my list.
01:33:28
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So, um excuse I know, I've actually seen Megan up on Jedi's. Yeah, hey, how's it going? How is it going?
01:33:41
Speaker
ah Hello. Nice to meet you. I wasn't sure if I should come up because this is like a male-only panel, but... No, you're fine. No, you're good. What do you mean we have too many rules? The rule we have, Jedi, is you, Jedi, have to get down on your knees and lick the ring.
01:33:57
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Yeah, Jedi. It only applies to Jedi. ah i strong I need a stronger cup of coffee for that. I'll be right back.
01:34:08
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Oh, no, no. that No, that rule that rule only applies to Jedi. Yeah, what I mean by said the Jedi was so translucent the other day that it I called him cling wrap.
01:34:19
Speaker
That was the joke. you know i missing him because he's so freaking translucent that's what i meant sorry that's a good no that's a that's a burn i love and i am i am a city can't see it there in that corner i have four sith uh lightsabers including darth maul's double-bladed lightsaber so that's why yeah We nerd shame on this.
01:34:46
Speaker
So on this network, we don't kink shame, but we definitely nerd shame. We nerd. oh was saying Oh, please allow me to show you my shelves. this like nerds shay Nerd me. Nerd shame me.
01:35:04
Speaker
I've just met you, but I have to ah just take some small exception to being called a nerd. My PhD is in geekdom. i don't know what that is.
01:35:18
Speaker
yeah in nerddo So I'm a geek, but I do accept. I have a PhD pothead degree, and my minor is in rapping.
01:35:32
Speaker
Rapping as in rapping, Jedi? or No, no, rapping at joints. i have i also I also have a PhD.
01:35:42
Speaker
I have a player-hater degree. Play Hayden. That's a throwback. oh what who That is throwback. I actually know what that's made. That's how old am. What song is that from? What fucking CD is that from? Come on, play Mr. Music Man. and I myself have an associate's degree, which basically means that I graduated high school twice.
01:36:05
Speaker
i i mr gravian I thought it was five times since you graduated. I could have that totally wrong. My apologies, untrackable. It feels like that way sometimes. I just wanted to say...
01:36:20
Speaker
A trackable said high school was so fun I had to do it twice. Hey, listen, a trackable told me that kindergarten was so fun. He did it 12 times to be sure. Sorry, I'm kidding. I'm kidding. Or was that me?
01:36:34
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I just wanted to say ah what you were talking about, people standing for the anthem and whatnot. Mm-hmm. I was in Seattle, well, I was in LA and Seattle almost three years ago and I went to football games there.
01:36:50
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And i as I said, I stood up. I sang the anthem even though it wasn't my own, took off the cap, respected the... um the the veterans and whatnot, because I come from a long line of veterans myself. My great-grandfather was in the First War, and I get to wear his signet ring. That's 125 years old.
01:37:13
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um And my grandfather and his brothers were in the Second War. I had cousins in Afghanistan and whatnot. So i think... what you And what you were saying about looking around in church, I occasionally sort of look just to go, oh, you know, see who's there. But, yeah, I think... else is a sinner like me? Who else is a sinner like me? Who else is a sinner like me? I think you that if you're a veteran and you haven't got two legs, you can't stand, but you respect...
01:37:49
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in your own way, i think the the judgment of, oh, you have to stand, you have to doff your cap, bow your head, you know, hand on heart, whatever, I don't think works for all people because you don't, as you said, you don't know what that person's dealing with. if If they've got a bad back or, as I said, no legs or whatever, you know. Well, not only that, but, not only that but I mean, we're we're allowed to have our own you yeah own beliefs and our own values and values.
01:38:20
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People are allowed to sit there in the stands and be like, I pledge no allegiance to this country, and I'm just going to sit here and wait until everybody else is done. I pledge no allegiance to this country, but it's not my country. Now, if you're talking about Australia, yeah.
01:38:39
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But... you know i think as a as a dictator here on the nonsensical network i force everyone that comes up on the panel to pledge their allegiance to me the almighty i'm not sure if you speak australian but we have saying down here i think that's appropriate uh now let me see if i can quite correctly go f for yourself Yeah, that sounds about right. Yeah, yeah. that' I'm sorry. you do the
01:39:10
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I wasn't sure if that lost it in translation. No, no. We were going get to go after ourselves. But, you know, you've been here. Totally, totally appropriate. We told but a similar phrase by Americans. I think we took it from the Americans the put the Australian accent on it.
01:39:27
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I'm not sure. but Yeah. But, yeah, I think I try not to be judgmental, but I do take Blazin's point that, as I said, I judge Jedi because it's Jedi, you know.
01:39:40
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Fair enough, fair enough. But I try not to be judgmental. But, yeah, I don't totally agree with you, Blazin, but I don't totally disagree. I think that's the word, you know.
01:39:52
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Yeah, yeah. Okay. no i think No, I think that's fair. That's fair. there Yeah, as long as we can – I think my big thing too is, ah as I said, I may not agree totally with you, but I can respect that that's where you're at, even if I don't agree, you know. It's these people that, oh, you have to agree with me because I'm right all the time.
01:40:18
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And if you don't agree with me, you're right. against me or you um you've become my enemy, that's the people I have a problem with. It's like, what, we can't be adults and disagree civilly and have a kind of conversation? i don't even i don't even know what the disagreement is. What's the disagreement?
01:40:38
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why what's what's the disagree Yeah, and that's it, because it gets lost. And it's like, oh, I don't like you because what you said. Well, that's what I'm asking.
01:40:50
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What is the disagreement? i Oh, the judge judge not lest be judged. you were saying You were saying, I think, that you know you judge No, no, um i no, we will know my point was,
01:41:07
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We all judge people. That's like part of our nature. That's actions. We judge people on the norm. We make judgment calls about people. We do.
01:41:26
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Oh, I'm sorry. i totally misunderstood what you meant because we've just changed back to daylight from daylight saving. You're fine. they don for four hours longer than I had.
01:41:37
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I'm not saying, I'm not saying make, a I'm not saying make unreasonable judgments on people. I think some cops should definitely be given to it. Absolutely. um But I mean, going to, if I see somebody that's in, and I'm, and this is going to sound a bit generalization. I'm going to use the stereotypes, but if I look,
01:42:05
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If I'm walking down the road and somebody looks like they're theyre a meth head, like, you know, they got a meth pipe in their hand and they're sick. They got all the scratch marks all over them. And they're like saying, hey, can you give me 50 bucks for for my kids diapers, you know, I'm making a judgment call that I don't want to lose 50 or 50, 20 bucks. on myth and Yeah. Yeah. you Exactly. So I am going to make a judgment call based on the totality of the situation.
01:42:32
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So, yeah now like ah think yeah. So, and I'm, I'm just, I'm, I'm, I know a lot a lot more goes into that situation like that. What you're saying, if I'm understanding you correctly, is if you saw that your first judgment call is you're telling me that it's going to go on diapers, but looking at you and seeing you as you are in this point in time, there's no way that's going on diapers.
01:42:59
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Is that what you mean? yeah yeah i would i would my judgment call would tell me yeah there's no it's not going on diapers yet even if it ends up going on no i think she that first call based on this is true i still could be wrong you're absolutely right it could be going to diapers but i could be wrong yeah i i'd say what you mean now because yes that would be my first judgment call it would be yeah is it really going on diapers now it might okay i stand corrected if it doesn't but like you said i don't really have an extra 50 to waste or waste
01:43:35
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oh why on me if you show me that it's going on diapers yeah i'm happy to help but if you if you take it and then go to your corner find your dealer i'm gonna be slightly pissed yeah good point yeah yeah yeah i see what you mean i'm gonna murder you and your dealer
01:43:59
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i kill okay do you really want to risk this now click what's your drug of choice my drug of choice to save the universe is and i need to go and make another one a quad shot espresso Oh, wow. Caffeine is definitely, I can be, yeah, caffeine is your thing. I can tell. If I don't have the quad shot, I get paralyzed. why I can tell why you're but by your the way you're talking about caffeine and the way you're your're you're high your high energy, like you're on caffeine. I'm making a judgment call that. Oh, you're judging me.
01:44:41
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I am judging your love for coffee. Your love. i got my jeepers, it Just put the IV in, walk away. No one needs to get hurt. Just that right there. You know, where no, actually, I. Sorry.
01:45:01
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Tonight on Nonsensical Nonsense, the word of the day is. Judging. Judgment. And yes, I'm judging each and every one of you, particularly Jedi, but he'd be worried if I wasn't.
01:45:15
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Oh, Jedi, Jedi, Jedi. When is Jedi going to bring his beautiful face here? I've been stoned for like 24 hours. I'm good. oh y'all i want I need to go and actually... ah You've been stoned for 24 hours and you're not? He OD'd last night.
01:45:33
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I OD'd. Operation. what i know what I just made you and I'm not. I didn't. for For those listening, I didn't really OD. I just the edibles i ate some edibles that I underestimated heavily. Oh, whoa. I got severely underestimated.
01:45:56
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But I did not panic. I did not panic. I enjoyed the adventure. I was going to say slightly underestimated. So by how many hundred per percent did you underestimate, Blaise? And let's be honest. yeah o Well, if it was a one to a hundred percent thousand.
01:46:16
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obviously thinking i was thinking million. So,
Sports, Gaming and Nerd Culture
01:46:20
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my what I'm saying.
01:46:25
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bowl it was It was a full-on train derailment. Anything went back for a second one. did hit I After the show, I ate the other half.
01:46:39
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Yes, sir. You see, this is what I'm saying, Blazin. Wrong judgment. I completely misjudged you on that one. I am a trooper. I am a trooper when it comes to mind. You are you are a true a true astronaut, my friend.
01:46:56
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Enjoying good health because it's illegal here unless for a cancer patient. You know, I just want to say before you know before i forget, I know Easter's coming up and Easter's also mixed with Easter. Next week. It's time next week.
01:47:12
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It's also mixed with... ah ah What's that other holiday? Oh, yeah, my holiday, 420. So I want to say it's it's ah it's hitler' happy wheat stir from me.
01:47:24
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And if anybody's wondering, well, why is there Santa Claus? oh I was about to ask why Father Christmas was there. just want to say, Billy Rabbit, wheat is for humans. Fuck off.
01:47:35
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Fuck off, Easter Bunny. I make Jesus a zombie. Hey, listen, and Father Christmas is the gift that keeps on giving at all times of the year, as we just saw. so we' got Santa Claus is my dealer. That's why i put him in. but I was wondering. i was Again, no judgment, Blazin.
01:47:54
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No wrong judgments here. he goes He has that magical shit. if I did make another coffee, fellas. Before I fall asleep on you, I am going to grab a coffee. I'll be right back. You're good. Yeah, you're good. I need it and need to go grab me another brewski.
01:48:12
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That's when I had to go ah go relieve the old bladder, as Blaze says, make my bladder glider, and grab me some beverages a few minutes ago.
01:48:23
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Put you guys in my... Keep you guys in my ear hole. I was going to tell you... Yeah, i've actually hung out with i've actually I've actually hung out with Megan. I don't know if she came up on here before or if it was on one of Shaman's panels before, but I i have got to hang out with her for a little bit. She's fun.
01:48:42
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ah
01:48:45
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I'll be right back, gentlemen. I'm going go grab me a brouhaha. No, it's just you and I. on track Finally, we're alone on Trackable. Shush, I can still hear you.
01:48:57
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Cheater. Cheater. anger I should hear when I are alone. Pork! Brown chicken, brown cow. Finally some alone time with the freshly shorn.
01:49:10
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Dude, I can't get over it, man. You look like a totally different person without your beard. brown chicken brown cow finally some alone yeah finally some alone time with the freshly sean you dude i can't get over it man like you look like a totally different person that's your be
01:49:32
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I'm digging it. I got you a little tan going on, man. I don't look homeless anymore.
01:49:40
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I look homeless? ah you you you You take care of yours. I just don't shave for a year. and always I was bitching. I cut my hair, what's left of it.
01:49:55
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what what's left of it
01:49:59
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guys I gotta donate you some hair, bro, man. I've got i've got plenty to spare. I mean, I can donate some to you. Hey, genetics are crazy, man.
01:50:11
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like a Dude, genetics are wild because, so and i've told this and i've and I've said this before on here. So my dad, there's pictures of my dad when he was in the army, and he's salt and peppered at like 18, 19 years old. Salt and peppered, right?
01:50:27
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my sisters, my two of my my my my two blood sisters, ah they started dyeing their hair to hide the gray when they were like 16, somewhere around 16, right?
01:50:39
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um On my mom's side of the family, everybody's bald. And then there's me. I didn't start going gray until maybe about five years ago, if that.
01:50:54
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And it's like in my beard. And then I got Now that my hair is growing out, I don't know if it will show up, but I got the cool Doctor Strange gray, you know what i mean? Like right there on the sides, like the Reed Richardson Doctor Strange.
01:51:06
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But I'm starting to get more and and in my hair. But I'm 43. But I've got a full fucking head of thick fucking hair, man. So, like, there i don't know where my I don't know where I got my genetics from because I was handled, or I was handed the card of death when it came to hair.
01:51:26
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ah my my my in my family my my dad um we called it satellite dish he was solid in the front and everywhere else but he had a satellite dish of bald spot what the did I just walk in on he was solid where and then but but my grandfather but but my grandfather on um my mom's side um he he had hair like, you know, Captain Picard, it went all the way around the sides.
01:51:57
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but hulk And then shoot this it and it was, but he i went I even went with him to it basically his last haircut.
01:52:08
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And it was like the three hairs. Oh, the time over. ah draft The high-decipes of time over. Beautiful. It's like Why even keep them?
01:52:20
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But it was it was the thing. It was his thing. It was like, this is my hair. This is how I'm going to do it. So it was like, it was up off of his ears on the side. But these three hairs mean something to me. So comb them over.
01:52:35
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It was like, that that's that's what I'm going to be one day. There's going to be... My brother's like that. My brother's... Over here, because I've got island...
01:52:47
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For some reason, have an island. It doesn't join. And then I have hair. And then I have another bald spot. Like, I got a golf course on my head, bro. skintra or they want has it they and track i told I told you I've got plenty, man. i got you, brother.
01:53:07
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get full castle didn i got you your on i always ah this is This is who I am. I'm not scared of who I am.
01:53:20
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it's i afraid or know It goes can look weird. It looks weird to me because I don't look like other people. However, I really don't give a fuck. you know This is me. Take take it or leave it. Every time you're up here, you have a hat on. Are you a hat guy all the time in regular life?
01:53:41
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Yes. Yes. yeah i'm I am too. i am too. I've got 42 baseball caps, literally, that I am pointing off camera to that I rotate.
01:53:53
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Everything from baseball, hockey, football, just everyday ones. Yeah. um i yep This is my my that's the one I wear most. of So are you in Washington are you in Australia?
01:54:12
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I'm in Australia. yeah yeah oh Yeah, you can see all the Seahawks. um Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, cool, cool, cool. How do you feel an NFL fan being from Australia? Because i'll Australia you don't play football because they suck. Actually, Seahawks have just expanded into Australia, New Zealand, Germany, London, and what other one other place I always forget. Oh,
01:54:36
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Oh, sorry. I just going to tell Blaze. Blaze isn't a sports guy, but the NFL has and kind of like an outreach program. Yeah. um with with Like Cleveland has – I'm a Cleveland Browns fan, but I'm from Ohio.
01:54:54
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I know that luck. um Excuse me. But Cleveland is in – they've got their – I don't know the name of the actual program, but they're in Nigeria.
01:55:08
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A lot of African countries and i think some some south South American countries Cleveland is in. they yes they they're trying to bring NFL to.
01:55:20
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Yeah, and why um Seattle went to Australia primarily is because our kicker, who I know, Michael Dixon, is from Sydney.
01:55:31
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um Oh, nice. Yeah. um I actually knew him before he went to the NFL. um So yeah for my fandom, I was born four months exactly after the Seahawks' first game in 76. They played the first of August and I was born first in December.
01:55:49
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um Blue and green are my two favourite colours and I have friends and family in Seattle. My 18-year-old godson who has autism is a designer and engineer at Boeing.
01:56:02
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in Seattle. Hell yeah. then um Yeah, nice. He loves all of that. And two years ago, i got to go to see the USC Trojans in Los Angeles, which is my...
01:56:15
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college team there behind me. oh i love a good fucking good fucking condom, Trojans? I'm allergic. I'm allergic to latex, so there's that. There's sheepskin, baby. There's always sheepskin.
01:56:30
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so true. And then I went up to Seattle and got to sit in the end zone with my best friend, who is also a Seahawks fan, watching them beat my brother's Cardinals.
01:56:42
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and yes he got a 3am wake up call saying guess who's the other and he on facetime he looked at me and said yeah i'm gonna be up in a couple of hours i'll talk to you later but yeah and see i mean this is that's my my phone case my friend made for me so oh yeah that's cool yeah i've just known as the office The Aussie 12. But, yeah, so Seattle recently has gone to Germany because we played the Munich game there two years ago, Australia, New Zealand, London, and I think I said Germany, but there's five. And, yeah, basically they're looking to expand to their biggest fan bases.
01:57:27
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And Australia, think it's third or fourth. Third or fourth biggest fan base. They just added a new country for this upcoming season.
01:57:40
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Yeah, I can't remember the fifth one, but I know it's Australia, New Zealand, Germany, London. And one other. I always forget the last one. they were doing They were doing Mexico for a while. I don't know if they're still doing Mexico. um Actually, Seattle's coming to Melbourne next year to play a game in Melbourne.
01:58:00
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And if I wasn't already going to Seattle for the 50th birthday celebrations, I would have been next year. I would have been in Melbourne for that game, but I'm not going to Seattle instead. of So, yeah.
01:58:12
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as ah As a sports fan, like i said, Blaze, not a sports fan. As a sports fan, I love the fandom. I love that that. Yeah, I love it i love the 12s. I love our I love that you're loyal your squad. However, I will say, USC Charging Pan, welcome to the Big Ten.
01:58:31
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We play real football ball in the Big Ten a Michigan fan. as I am a Michigan 1-0 fan. Oh, you want to get – time out you want guess me being usc fan and you're michigan really we want to go here the winningest program in the in the league no actually i don't mind i don't mind michigan i actually i started playing um college football on xbox and i hate oregon with a passion and uh
01:59:07
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i but Well, my USC team just beat Oregon in the national championship. Only on Xbox. But let me have it, please, boys, because it's never going to happen. I that. Oregon just joined the Big Ten as well.
01:59:23
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know I like to do that. I'll set it on, like, super easy. Yes. I just sim. I don't play the games. I sim.
01:59:35
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I sing games Like I build my player up And then just sing the games So yeah it was like Oregon meets USC And I'm like don't care what I gotta do to win this I will brag you guys What you talking about Cam What's going on Cam how you doing brother Long time no shit I've not seen you in a while Copyright disclaimer You boys have some big britches now What are you talking about copyright disclaimer you add the copyright disclaimer to the... na Yeah, I added that. yeah Because we were getting dinged on a bunch of dumb shit, man.
02:00:10
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How you been, Cameron? Long time no see, bud. Nice to meet you, Cameron.
02:00:16
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Cameron's my little brother. Well, not like blood brother, but... I was going to say biological or um non-biological. You've got to say... We actually... with great detail actually We actually met playing Call of Duty.
02:00:30
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ah You play COD? and Holy c crap, all ah I play COD. I got an Xbox. Nerds.
02:00:42
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Oh, that's not so legitimate. You have been joking. That is my Yeah. years. saw a terrible chance. Jesus Christ. ah twenty seven years they saw talib big giants that wasn't surprised That was my Easter gift from my mother last year.
02:01:02
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Nice. yeah I love Fallout. I like it. yeah Which Xbox do you got? The S. Oh, nice. Yeah, I got it last year. You got the Xbox too?
02:01:17
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I didn't know that.
02:01:20
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Mine's just sitting on the bed. Oh, shit. Xbox gang gang in the house. Gang gang Xbox. PS is BS. That's what I said to a PlayStation friend of mine. PS is BS. I was a PS guy. Don't get me wrong. As an owner of both systems, not much difference. You got some game exclusives, but outside of that, but I bought my kids an Xbox One.
02:01:51
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ah four five years ago. And then I just wound up playing on the Xbox more than anything. And then my PlayStation, i have a PlayStation 4. or It's just kind of become my streaming thing.
02:02:06
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yeah um But then I just recently bought, well, not just recently, last year or something like that. I bought the Xbox X, the the X one. Yeah, I had the choice between the X and the S. And the reason I went with the S was because I got all Call of Duty games up until that point, all the downloads, you know, the DLCs and whatnot, for 26 Australian bucks, as opposed to paying however many hundreds if you bought them all separately. And I'm like, oh yeah.
02:02:38
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i'm like and alber yeah yeah Now they're all free if you've got the x if you've got the ultimate game pass. Yes. Okay. section okay I'm flexing here, fellas.
02:02:51
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I know some of the voice actors on Call of Duty. Nice. goes So this is... blood window This is Sam Rookin, who is Simon... Who is Ghost Riley, who is my favorite character.
02:03:09
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ah Who is my favorite character because my brother's name is Simon. Show me that you first there, buddy. but he That's awesome. Hey, you sexy line of cocaine. I've got Barry Sloan. I'll be getting that nose, bro. That's awesome.
02:03:29
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That's my flex.
02:03:32
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that's it I like it, man. As a gamer, I can dig it. I can dig the flex. You guys are fraternizing with the Sith now? Wow. Yeah. Hey, good to see you. I can wrap my sandwiches in you now. and they I need you all making, darling.
02:03:49
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how are you, Jedi? and I meant to come and see you and Sharmin yesterday, but didn't get a chance to, brother. um on Well, we wish you would have, Megan. That would have been fun. He's like, I'm glad you didn't because I would have had to have believe my ah and left my own stream. You know what?
02:04:07
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Megan Rose be better than most people. I'll give her credit for that. As we discussed earlier, this is a judgment-free zone. Except if it's better. Sorry. I've never been in her.
02:04:23
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However, the great thing about the Nonsensical Network is we bring people together. This is the one place where a Jedi and a Sith can come together and be friends. We bring people together.
02:04:35
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And now, hang on, judgment called right there You assume I'm his friend? My standards are already low, fellas. Wow. Okay, yeah, well, our standards are low, too, obviously. I love these. Not for the spray across the top.
02:04:48
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They're good people. The one beside me is the slight concern. She says drinking from her baby Yoda cup. that's That's my beautiful, beautiful, sweet lazy.
02:05:02
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I would ask you to get your eyes straight and raise your standards, Blake. That's what I've been trying to tell him Megan. He won't listen. No, I was going to say, no judging. Yep, yep, there's that beautiful creature. Oh, hang on. I think he's there. I can't see him because he's see-through again. I can't understand.
02:05:22
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yeah my yeah sanders You ran with the joke, Jedi. I called you translucent and you went with it. So it's on, brother. know what's funny, though?
02:05:32
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So everybody calls me powder or whatever. And Megan came up with cling wrap. that like that was a you That's a unique one. Nobody comes up with anything unique. and You know what?
02:05:44
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When I called you cling wrap that first time, I literally had wrapped sandwiches in it. That's why I was sitting on my bench out in the kitchen. And I'm like, oh I didn't put the cling wrap.
02:05:56
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I'd love for Jedi to wrap my foot long. You know what I mean?
02:06:04
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and love for i'd love for jedi to rap my foot i mean and Wow. i catch a so i like Megan's going to need therapy after this. i just Your channel says you have no content on there, Lazy.
02:06:25
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and No, hang We don't. We just have live streams. I can't even see the live streams. Oh, if you're on my channel, then it won't. It's the Lazy Shaman shows a separate YouTube account than my personal one.
02:06:40
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Blake, obviously a foot long in Australia made something completely different. What link would I post in the chat? What does that mean in Australia? I'm not delusional.
02:06:52
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No, obviously I'm losing. I've said a little bit more pressing. Lazy, what would I post in the chat to let everybody know? um Hold on.
02:07:04
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um Oh. Yeah, put your link in the chat, Lazy. yeah or shake out when i'm free that way how i follow it engage many years yeah I'm not delusional.
02:07:16
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I actually started measuring centimeters because it sounds better. going to say centimeters. More centimeters for a foot. to yeah ah I must have lost it in the translation because a foot long down here. There's a lot more.
02:07:32
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Yeah. so um i'm going to be yelling I'm going to be yelling and screaming at this screen very soon because the Mariners are playing baseball and the Kraken will be playing hockey very soon. So I'm just going to keep an eye on that.
02:07:47
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Love sports ball. I was totally on the wrong one. But I'm subscribing. Thank you. You know what's funny is all the all the random panels I go on, I get a lot of subs on my personal one because they they don't realize it's separate.
02:08:01
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It took me a couple of minutes to realize it was separate to the Jedi. I think I subscribed and but ah to both. But yeah. That's the lazy shaman show. Yeah, the lazy shaman show.
02:08:17
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go go Go tickle their link. Tickle it a lot. Or tickle-thropping. I'll settle for the one. I don't want to get greedy. Whatever. You know, drink.
02:08:31
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Something else. Fancy. I don't care. and Make sure you bring very plenty of anal. There's not enough in the whole world for it, la but...
02:08:43
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Good luck. You know what, Blaze? I'll give you credit. you get You put it up there at a good time now because last time you did that shit, I was mid-drink. I almost spit it all over my fucking computer. That's why I'm waiting to take the mouth full of coffee too, Jedi. Right?
02:08:58
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um Unfortunately, i found out the hard way that Lazy Jedi is actually allergic to anal glide and he actually preserved the raw drug run.
02:09:09
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I'm never going to find out. I'll take you away for it.
02:09:16
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just shit on this all my ease will pick up with yeah just got i won dry dry and hard that's how lazy likes it like like well i'm never gonna find out i'll take you away for it then if you And then if you slap him in the mouth and call him a dirty horse, he would Oh, my God. Click, resting charges. No.
02:09:40
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Lazy Jedi. Lazy Jedi likes to mix a little bit of skin. Jedi, are you going to put up with this from these three when it's usually just me giving you this? honey usually it's Three unsackable way doing shit to this.
02:09:54
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He's nodding. I saw him nod and agree. That's all he has. We've been talking a lot of this now. It's usually me giving you this shit. but but I could go and watch hockey and baseball if you are like. what genetic my li is a You know, any panel I'm ever on, I'm just the lightning rod of hate. You're the Insta-hill. I am. I am. What do you say, God damn it?
02:10:18
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hi yes that i me say god damn it Thanks for the links. But how fast?
02:10:32
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Fair enough, MK. Nice to see you again. i wish like I wish I could have been that strong like MK and past because I clicked on both links. Regret it every day.
02:10:43
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No, usually Jedi comes up here on Saturday nights and we give him nothing but love. We love we love we love our lazy Jedi. I like to give him shit. Does that count? Who doesn't like a good hit at cocaine? That counts. That definitely counts. oh if you'd like to see ah If you'd like to see a different side of Lazy Jedi, subscribe to... We're $20 a month.
02:11:05
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You can pay it. Lazy Jedi and We have We call it Lazy Glicks.
02:11:22
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You do realize it's Sunday and it's way too late make a go to confession. It's called the Limp The Limp Glicks. and Well played. Well played. I like that. Ain't I funny? Ain't I funny? Get the pun out of here. So proud of you, buddy. Here's a cookie. Thank you. He licked on it and chewed half of it, just so you know.
02:11:55
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The cookie, i'd been I mean. I don't want to know whatever else he chews from. Fair enough. I don't know what else you're raking your teeth across, but... yeah You should have seen...
02:12:06
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You're into what you're into. What happened last night? too Yes. Oh, our boy Blaze. What'd you done do, Blaze? What'd you done do?
02:12:18
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Our boy, I'm not sensing chill last night. i took I ate half an edible before the show started. And it kicked in about halfway through and I underestimated and It was, oh, man, I was stammering.
02:12:34
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Dude, I did that last night, too. I went on, like, four or different panels. I didn't know where I was at, but I just kept going on different panels. I have no idea what kind of bullshit I put up. If I wasn't so blessed out of my mind, I was going to pop up on yours. I saw you popping the chat, Blaze. That's why I even said it. Get your ass up here.
02:12:55
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I did pop in there for a moment. Oh, we got Ty Spork. That's my dude. I love Ty. Yours, obviously, because she has a Lazy Harley Dad's MCF LC's obviously because she had a lightning shaman shine yep friday so mine harley dads um andc yeah usually lsies um Where else? I think I clicked on some random one that I'd never even heard of.
02:13:25
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but Just tried to get up. um that just I out in the fucking twilight zone last night. I was just searching for chaos. How many hours were like, jumping stream to stream for?
02:13:40
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Well, streaming altogether just jumping? I was streaming for... fuck on How long will you want eight on streams for? you At least 10 hours, probably. Oh, Lord. Maybe, I don't know.
02:13:53
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I lost track of time when I lost track of my mental capacities. was just everywhere. Nope, nope, not going there. Dude, Blaze, that's what we should have done last night. me It low-hanging fruit, Megan. You could have totally nailed me to the wall on that one.
02:14:10
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What's that? Me, you and Michael should have...
02:14:14
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I'll be back in second. We should run into the Lazy Shaman. We should raid them. You know what? you know they're always They're always streaming by the time we get down on Friday nights. We should raid them tonight.
02:14:26
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Yes, you should, you sons of bitches. should well We should. We have a new member of the nonsensical family that just joined us. Good night, Untrackable, man. You have a great night. Who dat?
02:14:38
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Untrackable. Love you, brother. Have a good night, man.
02:14:43
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ah Who that? Who that? hoda Who that? Who what? Damn
02:14:53
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it, MK. Damn it. Lazy happens to be this year's December model for only Minnesota's calendars. lazy happens to be this year's december model or only minnesota's calendar calendar He's in an action shot this year. MK, one question. MK, if I get this calendar for lazy, if he's with a snowblower, am I going to be able to see him in the snow because he's so translucent? but You know what I just realized?
02:15:23
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ah waste the money i look at the invisible man with my winter coat and my hat on you know what i just realized Snow White would have been better if they would have casted Don't you jump on the bandwagon, Blaze.
02:15:41
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You're my last ally. i haven see the I want the $20 I paid this day and the two and a half hours of my life back. Please and love time forgive me I'll never do it again. It was a mistake, Jedi. I'm sorry. was going to say, I pre-ordered it. Hang on, fellas. Let me talk to MK for a moment.
02:16:03
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So, MK, if he is actually visible in the photo with the snow and the snowblower and God knows what else, yes, I will take 20 copies. If not, I will donate my money elsewhere. You've got to pay extra to actually see me in the in the pictures.
02:16:18
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ever I'm not that kind of girl with our dinner and drinks and I want lobster dinners. Please. Holy fucking lobster. You know what? That doesn't... Why not? Actually, I say... Lobster, oysters on the full shell, and at least three pieces of salmon. You're making me hungry now, Megan. God damn it. Yeah, I make myself
Drinking Culture and Show Anniversary
02:16:40
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hungry at a large time. Oh, shit. That sounds really... That's actually...
02:16:46
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Actually, when I go to the casino in September to see Back to the Future, i am having that meal in honor of my father, who passed away eight years ago. That was his favorite meal.
02:16:58
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ah your Your father had great taste. that Yeah, he loved it love lobster on the full shell, oysters, and salmon. So I'm having those. I like salmon. I like salmon.
02:17:10
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Salmon's good. there ah Those other two can go. but I'm only eating it all the time. Whoa, Blaze. Whoa. Party foul. Party fucking foul. agree. I party foul all over the place.
02:17:23
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ah Lazy, I will party foul on your face. Well, again, my judgment. If go to the the Lazy Glick OnlyFans, you might be able to see that, guys.
02:17:34
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ah yeah Wow. You told me that was just for me, Lazy. I'm going to go and unsubscribe. well you got You got a discount. You got 50% off for your first two months. for It's for everybody.
02:17:46
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for science you're just handing out discounts for science takes one look at you jedi and goes we up here's the missing link i searched for the missing link and all had to do was find jedi was the missing link no you're missing link no no no you're the family ages are going to
02:18:11
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he's not this hiding no yeah He's hiding. hiding from his Bigfoot community is what I mean. Right, Blaise. I want to subscribe to the Lazy Glicks OnlyFan. You've got the Invisible Man and a Sasquatch together. No, no, no. The have It's pretty appealing to most people.
02:18:32
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ah's pretty appealing to multi be republican MK, I agree. MK, yes. What did you say, Megan? Yes. Yes. Yes. 100% for me too, I love when my salmon tickles the back of my throat too. Oh, God.
02:18:48
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Is that what you're calling Jedi now, Blazin? The salmon? I mean, Sure. hi Sure. There's some stuff getting lost in translation here. It has to be because we, with the Kraken at home games, they yeet the salmon into the crab, the the stuff. shit of it the camera They it? They yeet it as in tossed.
02:19:15
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I get the yeetest, the salmon. It's tight place like Yiddy and Liddy. Liddy and Liddy. We get lit and we yeet.
02:19:28
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dude there do blaze their lidy so they ye so lady the yy the yidy in lidy yeah a little um my li and we Well, I'm but i'm a wrestling fan. Many and my son are wrestling fans. So when we hear yeet, we think of Jey Uso, main event Jey Uso. Oh, yes, yes, yes.
02:19:52
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I'm not a wrestling fan, but I've got friends that I who know that name through them. Yeah, yeah, yeah. now Dude, Blaze. Yo. Cash's show this morning was on fucking fire, bro.
02:20:08
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Really? the chat was the The chat was wild, man. Mike mike was in there. Wally was in there. There was a few other people. like Cash had some good numbers today, man. My son and I, my youngest my youngest, and I do a wrestling podcast together every other Saturday when he's home. he's ah i'm a die I'm a big wrestling I've been and wrestling fan my whole life. he's a huge he's The last couple years, he's really been getting into wrestling. He loves it. so Him and I do a wrestling show together where we talk all things WWE.
02:20:37
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But yeah, man, he was on fire today, his show. We we had some decent soon numbers and some good chat and stuff like that. I'm like, let's fucking go, man. Okay, shows you how old I am, Glick. The last time I watched wrestling was back in the day with the Ultimate Warrior, who was my guy.
02:20:56
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That was, my brother loved it. um Hulk Hogan, but the warrior was my guy back in the day. That's how old I was. was a huge Ultimate Warrior fan.
02:21:07
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Never a Hulk Hogan fan. I'm a Macho Man guy. Oh, yes, the Macho Man, Randy. I loved Macho Rowdy, well, um what's his name? Rowdy. and ro ride Yeah, he was my other guy. But yeah, I i haven't watched it a lot lately. I love the Hot Rod.
02:21:26
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Man, Rowdy Piper. Yeah, was so sad when passed away. Kick ass. I love the Motorboat, that Hot Rod. I'm so, what? Wait, what? um No, I've always been. Actually, I've got the Stone Cold Smoking Skull Belt. I saw that. I thought that was Stone Cold. What's the?
02:21:47
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With the rattlesnake back on it. This was actually a gift and from a very good very good friend of mine. He sent it to me as a gift. And I was like, hell guys i and What am I walking into? Wrestling talk, darling. Try and keep up. Back in the day, wrestling was awesome.
02:22:09
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It probably still was. I just haven't watched forever. The ultimate warrior. He was Say anything negative. Arms out in here. and but here Also, Warrior was one of my favorites. yeah it's still Actually, i when i was a kid but when I was a kid, three years in a row, I gotta find the pictures. I don't know where they are or who has them.
02:22:31
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But three years in a row when I was a kid, I dressed up as the ultimate warrior for Halloween. Oh, how cool. I know um I have seen and I want to get or because I collect Funko Pops.
02:22:43
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The ultimate warrior has a Funko Pop and I'm dying to get my hands on it. I love it when my Funko's popped. You might want to keep that thing.
02:23:00
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but Words are so fun sometimes. Just to let you know, darling, I've got 4,800 for a couple. Just saying. 4,800? Holy Megan. Ooh, that's a flex. You're turning me on over here. A lot of them are on the shelf. You do see the Toys R Us logo behind him, Megan. You know, his nipples are hard. You like my toy collection? Mine was up, too.
02:23:27
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Ha, ha, ha, ha. um yeah i and how stupid is this when i was in seattle i didn't realize funko were created in everett i was 23 miles away from the home of funko i just um have a uh i have a for those of you guys who are familiar with casey casem and his top 40 countdown oh hell yeah
02:23:55
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I have a long distance dedication from the nonsensical network to Megan, Aussie 12. This goes out to you. You're awesome. Thank you.
02:24:06
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you're a fucking
02:24:20
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You say nerd like it's a bad thing and I've already told you three times. um but middle and around here yeah real that is ah That is a term of endearment here on the Nonsensical Network. If you get the nerd song, that means you're one of us and we like you.
02:24:37
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What is that from? They are personalized Funko Pops that I made was in Los Angeles. That's awesome. So that's you. That's pretty bad. Hey, Megan, did you know? like you know late christ the debate because it has Did you know here at the Network,
02:25:00
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we have our own patreon and it's only a dollar a month and we have content and i um poetry and i personalize my own fucko pops so join her patreon you might get you might get a personalized fucko pop just from blazing um this is more like me because you can't see it but there's a um stop there's a little coffee cup right there yeah um Yeah, I went to l LA before I went to Seattle and went to the Funko store on Hollywood Boulevard and dropped three and a half grand without trying. Three and a half grand. Yeah, it was like- Damn, Megan, you go hard in the paint.
02:25:44
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Yeah. Three and a half thousand dollars. There's so much good weed I could buy with that. I've had it so so much good.
02:25:57
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There's so much good lazy Jedi cocaine I could buy you with that. You won't sleep for a month for three grand. I bet if I gave Jedi three and a half thousand dollars, he'd let me snort cocoa.
02:26:11
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off his lazy jedi i'm just saying start right off man if so i' been wanting to complain to and he i was going to say if he doesn't look here for that price not cocaine off his lazy jedi i'd be calling the manager cap yeah i am a character I am so blown away. know, I get the Karen vibe. What is going on? Jedi, listen to me carefully. If I ever become a Karen, it's the one time I will personally allow you, Jedi, to kick my ass because I never want to be a Karen, ever. Jedi has been a Karen on the Nonsense Network.
02:26:57
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He came out of the womb as a Karen. Let's be honest here. You came out of the womb as a Casper. Now get right. Oh, my mistake.
02:27:09
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We have a clip of Lazy Jedi asking him to speak to the manager on a one time on a Friday night. Because i won't mention any names, but it rhymes with Blaze was showing some borderline pornographic material on the nonsense. Blaze showing porn? Blaze, you did not do that, sir. I was just saying.
02:27:31
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yeah and jenny said i need to speak to your manager i'll tell like something i've noticed about jedi glick you know the aliens that are looking for intelligent life if they come came to earth and made jedi they're just gonna go no we're out This is intelligent. You know what? The human race should thank me. I saved them. They're like, nope, this is lost. cousin That way they don't colonize us, Megan. That way they don't colonize us.
02:28:03
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Take me to you later. I'm gone. That's not true. That's not true. because i appreciate If i't find myself that was for are worse I ever find ever find myself on a foreign foreign I mean, like, take me to your drug dealer first.
02:28:19
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And then maybe... That would make sense, Blaze. I would see you doing that. I mean, really, if you think about it, like, why would you want to go to a leader? Like, why... Like, that doesn't sound like a good idea.
02:28:31
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But why think the leader's the dealer, though, Blaze? yeah Not to confuse things. What if these aliens travel across the galaxy and they find weed for the first time and they get high and it just...
02:28:44
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and then they go to blaze and all is well in the exactly oh wow i am i am the universe i am the universe i am the only one and we were put a around ah put on earth to revolve around him no am the god my nephew is the sun and i was put on earth to revolve around him thank you very much i am the one jedi is my world Oh, I just pee in my mouth, excuse me.
02:29:17
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I live and breathe. Jedi's got the whole world in his hands. Good Lord above. Warn me when you say shit like that, Glicks. Jedi is my sweet, beautiful creature.
02:29:30
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Well, thank God for that because he doesn't have to be mine. God bless you. I have to say these things. It's Jedi's Make-A-Wish. right I'm doing a Make-A-Wish here. Excuse me.
02:29:47
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I used to donate to Make-A-Wish, but now I know Jedi's got one. Now Megan is cutting out. Even if Jedi didn't have a Make-A-Wish.
02:30:00
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We would make one make him wish that he didn't ask for it. If his make-a-wish was to not be with Glick, I would still be with Jedi. He's it's perfect. and know she put it for did I Jedi. You or Glick.
02:30:14
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Probably you. No, Glick. Sorry. Misspoke. I love Jedi. love Jedi. Jedi's all right. He puts that with me. You sons of bitches better respect Jedi. You don't want me to come up in a comedy show. Don't want me to come up in a Jedi show.
02:30:31
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right between the lines you can learn to read first respect anyway time time i respect and format you can learn to read first back tolick Fair point. Hey, this ain't Dr. Seuss, Jed. I remember that conversation a few weeks ago. You know, you do that and I do that and it has two total different meanings. It's only different meanings.
02:30:57
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Again, we need to get our translations right, Glick. Usually I say, hey, Jedi, and he bends our head. Yeah, hey,
02:31:10
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I have a retraining record against Glick with all them fingers held
02:31:17
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restraining order in place scared don't be scared you oh lord no no oh do you want do you want pinkies and thumbs jedi i don't know but no no no none of it none of it sending return to center for all of it right right even oh i that
02:31:39
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i think bla has one of these in his toy box buts that ah fuck fuck look me look at on my fuck up It's a It's Oh, excuse Oh my god, I can start my own line of sex toys.
02:31:59
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i can just do a ah give you oh yeah jeile we call freshco i'm show yeah i'm sure jedi will be happy to make sure quality control is all good on those things Blaze blaze is the one testing him out at the factory.
02:32:20
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Are you sure about that lazy? I give everyone the proper anal care. What's up, buddy? He said don't even fucking start with me, Wally. I'm it from all angles here, Wally. I need an ally over here.
02:32:34
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and Nice to meet Just let me love you, Jedi. Just let me love you. I just want to love you, Jedi. Let me love you. Glick, you just got replaced by me now. This is way too low for my liking, brother. Hey, Wally, nice to meet you.
02:32:48
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Nice to meet you. I mean, you can't have high standards. Yeah, high standards, you're on the wrong show. yeah Those standards are fucking too much. There's nothing wrong with slumming it once in a while, okay? I do that anytime I'm on panel with you, Jedi. Let's be honest. Oh, shit.
02:33:09
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Calling you out. See what I Calling Jedi out is a local sport here, Glick. Or in my office, it's a sport. It's not hunting because hunting is... On the Nonsensical Network, we love Jedi. we we we we he's yeah had i our We come in here, we we bandage his wounds.
02:33:31
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He comes in big enough faster than... All the panels with other people just taking... Shots at me. I'm here to commend my soul. Can you hear that?
02:33:43
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Hang on, Jedi. Can you hear that? That's the smallest pile You know what? Shut up, Megan. Cry me a river, girlfriend.
02:33:55
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We bandage Jedi's wounds. We nurse him back to health. And then you get the punishment all over again. And then you get to bring him straight back to me so I can do it all over again. Yep. A vicious cycle. I know how it works. It is a vicious cycle.
02:34:12
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I'm telling you, one of these days, we the network's going to roll up heavy into a shaman panel, and we're going to put all them assholes in their place. Don't you fuck with our jet. Hey, Greg, let me know when. Let me know when, and I am there.
02:34:28
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What time do you go on Fridays? Lazy, what time is it Fridays? um Usually 8 Central time. You see, that worked well for me.
02:34:40
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That worked well for me because that's about 10 a.m. Saturday morning here. Yeah, I was going to say, what time is it for you there right now? I know you're in the future. You're in Sunday. ah It's five minutes to 12 on Sunday morning, and we've just flicked back from daylight saving time. It's almost noon.
02:35:02
Speaker
Holy shit. Sunshine. future ladies and gentlemen Way out there in the future. Actually, um can I just change this? when i come to ask when i When I come to Australia to kick a kangaroo's ass, can I crash at your house?
02:35:18
Speaker
I'll make sure I'm out of the country. yeah um i've come It's on my list. I'm going to fight a fucking kangaroo one of days. And the kangaroo would tear you apart. I was going to say, I got my money on the kangaroo. You can chew.
02:35:35
Speaker
um like got my money on the kangaroo and the koala that will rip your face off. Koalas are dickheads. I'd be more scared of the koala. bruno yeah damn it megan jesus i want to drink beer no we don't we send fosters to america so you can drink it
02:35:57
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or in australia you'd be fine make drink yeah but you guys drink shitty beard no we don't we send fosters to america so new fuckers can drink it Oh, Foster's is disgusting. I've never seen Foster's. I've never seen somebody drink to Foster's. my I did in LA.
02:36:15
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I did in LA, Jedi, and I walked past and I said hello to them. want to drink one now, actually, that you mentioned. I remember they used to actually be advertise in America. They don't have humor. By the way, Blaze Kick-Ass Show last night, you and Michael, that was a good show.
02:36:29
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Thank you, Wally. I'm sorry i missed your show the other night. I was locked up. I was in LA and I walked past them and said, are you enjoying the drink?
02:36:40
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I heard my accent and went, what the fuck did you give this to America for? And it's because we drink way too much. What kind of beer do you drink, Megan? drink Megan, meaggan what kind of beer do you drink?
02:36:53
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I don't drink beer usually, but if I do have a beer, I drink Guinness, which is going most she's got a beer. That's gross too. I'm part Irish. I mean, it's better than Foster's.
02:37:08
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Yeah. That's true, Blaze, but that's not giving Guinness any great beer. I do like Guinness a lot. um I can't drink a lot of alcohol because I'm actually allergic, but I actually prefer...
02:37:23
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I am. Seriously. You're allergic to what? You're allergic to beer? I'm allergic to alcohol because of the preservatives. Hold on a second. hold on take You're the second person this week that has said that.
02:37:41
Speaker
Callie's allergic to alcohol. Remember, please? Do you remember that? She said she the tuesday and i can drink it. um I can drink it. We're all allergic to alcohol. Alcohol is poison. Fair enough. That's true statement. not allergic to it. I'm not allergic to it.
02:37:59
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hang li here that I can have a drink, whether it's a red wine or a beer or or what of my preferred cup vodka, whiskey or bourbon or rum.
02:38:13
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But I have to be careful not to have too much because I get a form of migraine that will paralyze me like a stroke. So if I have two too many, I will get a migraine and be paralysed. But I'm usually pretty good where if I start to feel like a migraine coming, I'll just stop and, you know, i drink water or a can of Coke or something. So I know my own limits.
02:38:36
Speaker
But if like got a passage to be if I go past the limits, but I have found beer, like, you know, it just your normal everyday beer, will affect me more than the hard spirits, funnily enough.
02:38:52
Speaker
I'm not sure if it's the approach like the the way it's made or whatever. And also red wine, which I love, also affects me more than whiskey or bourbon or vodka or that kind of thing. So, yeah, i can I'm looking forward to having a drink when I'm in Sydney at the casino.
02:39:09
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um you But i know I know my limits and I'm very careful with it, basically. we I do a music show.
02:39:21
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We had guest that came up. I host a music show and we had a guest that came up. Well, she came back up. And she said that she's she's actually allergic to, she can't drink, i like, beer and stuff.
02:39:33
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Like, she's got to drink stuff that's got, what did she say, agave in it? Agave. Yeah, yeah, yeah. See, I um um was very allergic to um yeast products, which is why I think the the beer affects me more with my migraine because of the brewer's yeast and whatnot. But there' good there's no there's no yeast in beer, though.
02:39:55
Speaker
and unless unless you're unless hold on wait like unless be like Unless you're drinking homemade beer, yeah that's yeah the process where you buy at the store by the time you drink it yeah yeah that is yeah there is no den well can my drink to It was free. I'm not passing it up.
02:40:24
Speaker
Wally, if you pass up for free booze, you are no friend of mine, even though I might be joining you. but did you did you see Did you see what's on the can, Wally? By the way, yeah. How's that record for the Guardians compared to your red there, bud?
02:40:38
Speaker
oh du I have a Yankees fan here. Loving that. Boys, we're talking about sports ball again. What should we talk about? i did register thirtys without scoring Hang on okay Okay. 35 innings this season.
02:40:56
Speaker
Blaze, yesterday i got drunk as shit and then took a 50 milligram gummy. tell you, the cruise is killing it. And that's what was on stream doing. I was on the stream on that. It was terrible. I don't know the package is.
02:41:12
Speaker
But fellas, I am going to jump down because it is midday and I need to get some lunch and go and watch some hockey. I'll be at work, but I'll tune in. Yeah, go day drink for us. yeah You got you gotta go you gotta to be productive.
02:41:27
Speaker
It's a Sunday afternoon for you. and shut after you You need to get some somebody. going. you did that last night.
02:41:38
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god's like drink my wine and eat my flesh so get drunk i didn i last night did that old man you you buy it trying i did that last night As DMX said, portion my flesh, blood in my blood.
02:41:58
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I'm busting. I'm busting. Again, lost a good Glicks, thats but i' going to go a but script I'm going to go and watch some baseball and see the Mariners lose, but the Yankees won again, and go and watch some hockey.
02:42:14
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And don't forget, you can buy my phone, though, Pops, and you come back. Enjoy your Sunday afternoon. Hang on, guys. I can't buy your Funko Pops because you promised them to Jedi and I am not getting on that bitch's wrong side. I had plenty i don't have I took off that graphic, but I got a look lot. All right, guys. Nice to meet you. Thank you for having me. Nice meeting you. know Have a good one. Bye.
02:42:40
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by
02:42:44
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good No, Wally. Wally, as Cleveland Browns fans, but the new ruling on the record. finally They finally gave us our championships. Yes. our braing right and I cannot wait to talk about it tomorrow. blaze oh Tell me about your Funko Pops.
02:43:00
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I can't wait to hear it. Jedi, if I could reach to the camera and pinch your cheeks, I would. Calm down, Wally.
02:43:13
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Ranger Danger. smack i Hey, Glick, sounds like we need a lazy, we need a Jedi sandwich. Hold on a second. No. Blaze, help me. God damn it. jed I just thought you were treading water hoping for a floaty device. Blaze is just not acknowledging.
02:43:39
Speaker
Did just just does it just just ah break the rules of the restraining order? Fucking Jedi's put like six restraining orders on me and pressed charges on me multiple times tonight.
02:43:50
Speaker
I know. Damn, I missed that much since you guys started the show in two hours? Yeah, lots of going on. Oh, my God. You're right here, Jedi. This is what I got for you. Another restraining order. A plague upon your house, sir.
02:44:04
Speaker
same with my ah but another restraining order hold leg upon your house sir but the Thursday night's show, actually, Blaze, started a chain reaction through some of the other YouTube reptile channels I follow with their live podcasts and everything else. And it's been carrying on all freaking weekend, man, with the subject I was talking about and stuff Thursday night.
02:44:32
Speaker
And my chat was blowing up with a lot of the people. Oh, there we go. Come here, kitty kitty. Is that your snake thing? Huh? Is that the the snake thing?
02:44:45
Speaker
Yep, where you came in and said hi and stuff Thursday night. Yeah, man. but yeah yeah i got ba three vgan That's awesome, bro. Yeah, I was on some of their chats tonight when they were on, bouncing back and forth between here and theirs, and they brought up the points I brought up, and it's just like incondigious.
02:45:05
Speaker
Nope, nope, nope, please. Nope, I see where the loyalty lies. Yeah, call them out, please. Call them out, yeah. Okay. I where you're going. Nonsense. We're live. I just realized something. Is tonight special? because I feel like Blaze combed his hair for this stream.
02:45:24
Speaker
No, I'm just not wearing a hat tonight. i got a haircut recently. and i mean You look very handsome, Blaze. I'm just saying. I feel like you combed your hair. Actually, I did. Look, it's uncombed.
02:45:42
Speaker
but should I quit the show. Bye. Leave my gorgeous hair out of this.
02:45:54
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Actually, next Saturday night, um we will be celebrating the four-year anniversary, four-year birthday of nonsenful Nonsense for Nonsense. Oh, shit. Four years? Today was...
02:46:08
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Today was the four-year anniversary of me going and buying all of our equipment. And April 10th will be the four-year anniversary or four-year birthday of Nonsensical Nonsense.
02:46:19
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Our very first show was on April 10th. So next Saturday night is going to be a little birthday party for the Nonsensical Nonsense. Yes, because the 12th. Yeah, because the 12th will be like actually my grandma's birthday if she was alive. she fuck I can't next Saturday. her No, you guys are doing it.
02:46:36
Speaker
I don't want to hear your bullshit. Whatever plans you have. I actually won't be able to come on. won't be naming that. That's next Saturday. Yeah, Blake.
02:46:47
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Whatever plans you have. Yeah. it. doing? and that would be what do you do Well, you know, I might be able to come on, but I won't be able to come on camera. but i'll Restaining order.
02:47:01
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Yeah, restaining order against Jedi. What are you doing, Jedi? Me and my family are taking a little... we We do mini vacations, so we're taking a long weekend. we're going like i know, right? I'm trying to get rid of them, but they just stick around. but i it Dude, in all honesty, bro, I would love to have you here, but obviously family is more important than any of us. I'll do my best to at least be in the chat for a little bit.
02:47:30
Speaker
And even if I do, it'll be on my phone so i won't have camera on. It'll just be audio. Yeah. Dude, I want to be there. That's a big deal. Four years? That's fucking amazing.
02:47:41
Speaker
That's awesome. That's four years of Glick being gay. oh not not Not the network. He just started when I started by. i mean, was like, God damn. Glick?
02:47:54
Speaker
Wait minute. How long have we done some relationship? Oh, man. I have to do something. Blaze, you have to fucking be here. actually Actually, nobody has to be here because the network is the network, but Nonsensical Nonsense was the show that started everything.
02:48:12
Speaker
So this show in particular is going to be four years old. I'll show up just to make a special thing for you, Glick. Watch.
02:48:24
Speaker
I'll make sure I do that for next Saturday so he's going to fill in the void.
Network Origins and Personal Growth
02:48:29
Speaker
I do have to go back and look because the network was started when i decided to create the nonsensical network the first uh a show on the network was actually glick's house of music so i gotta go back and see when the one-year anniversary is for that because that's the one-year anniversary of glick's house of music but but also the one-year anniversary of starting the network
02:48:59
Speaker
Oh, and Glick, you and Blaze are asking how the wife was doing. She went this week and actually got the band the actual wrap done off her foot, so now she's wearing gauze on it. That's fine.
02:49:12
Speaker
I don't care. no no No, seriously, how's she doing? Is she doing good? Yeah, I'll have to guys the pictures. She probably is. don't want to.
02:49:23
Speaker
I really don't need to see a picture of that. I'm good, man. so rachel Those are not my words. Wally messaged me. but i I'm not trying to be. i yeah Wally said, I'm going to bring it up on the show.
02:49:37
Speaker
Make sure you say this as soon as I bring it up. Yeah. But no, she goes and gets the this last second and last surgery done the 18th where they redo her heel and stuff. So I'm glad to take it. Yeah.
02:49:51
Speaker
yeah But congratulations to you because for like the last month she's been staying at the sister-in-law's house so you don't have to put up with her. It actually kind of fucking sucks. It's been a month I haven't had to put up with the kids too. So I mean, I could deal with her but not the kids.
02:50:11
Speaker
How's dumbass doing? I mean, the oldest doing. all right You had it right. You had it right. He had one of his moments, I guess, tonight. So we'll just leave it alone at that. They handled it, though.
02:50:25
Speaker
so No, no. i think i think I think it's safe to call him a dumbass. Wait, how old is your oldest, Wally? 19. Acts like he's 12. Oh, that's half the course.
02:50:40
Speaker
They're 19. They don't know shit. I didn't know shit at 19. I was a dickhead. I'm 43 and I still have a dickhead. I'm still a dickhead. I'm just nicer to people now. We just get older. That's all we do. I'm actually grumpier now that I'm older. I'm more of a dickhead.
02:50:57
Speaker
No, that's all. He is. I'm actually... Shut up, Wally. i i have the same dickhead urges. I just control them better, I guess. You learn restraint. Dick grabbing urge. What?
02:51:10
Speaker
What? What?
02:51:13
Speaker
Jedi, per I think for you and I, it's the weed. It's definitely the weed. I am training Jedi in the way of the click.
02:51:25
Speaker
He will no longer be lazy Jedi. He will be a lazy click. I have a lazy Jedi, fucker. You will not break me, sir. You will not break me. i will He does have a He does have a very lazy Jedi. Damn it, Glenn.
02:51:41
Speaker
Damn it. I did it again. And there's another restraining order. Shit. Damn, man. You're going for a world record. I am going for world record.
02:51:54
Speaker
What up, Chaka? How you doing, brother? Chaka. What's up, bro? What's up? I want i do want i do want to hate do want to say hey man shout out to Harley Dad he was in the comments earlier but he put up on his YouTube channel the little community page where you can like post stuff that I always forget about and forget that we can post things there he yeah he shouted us out with our link and everything like that he told everybody to come hang out with us so shout out to Harley Dad so I was on Tractable tonight since he showed was able to show up how's he been?
02:52:29
Speaker
Dude, he's great man. He's a handsome son of a bitch with us. And I holy great but that that is scary to see him without the beard he's good looking cat man He looks like a totally different guy you guys talking about untrackable untrackable.
02:52:44
Speaker
Oh I thought you were talking about Harley dad um There's no way never shave his beard No, don't know Harley Dad's probably drunk in a ditch somewhere at this point. I don't know. We can Harley Dad have two of the best beards I've ever seen in my life. No, don't ever don't ever compare. it don't ever Don't even out even put his beard in the same category. I'm not comparing. I'm saying two of the best. I didn't say that they look similar, and that's why they're the greatest beards ever. That's restraining order against you.
02:53:14
Speaker
oh That's three now. Whoa. That's fired. Holy shit. You don't put Harley Dad's facial scrub and my beard in the same conversation?
02:53:28
Speaker
How dare you, Jedi? How dare you? You're fired. You're just mad. You didn't get brought in the conversation, Wally. That's all right. I have thing for small albino bald. Whoa. There it goes. Blushing. That's what I said.
02:53:54
Speaker
Ladies and gentlemen, you don't know what you're missing out. Subscribe to Lazy Clicks. I'll be back when your attitude's better. Harley dad's beard is just fine. Just because it's not a Glick beard doesn't mean it's not great. I don't particularly i don i know particularly like your attitude right now, Jed. I don't particularly like the way you're speaking to me.
02:54:11
Speaker
I'm calling our therapist and we're going talk about this on Tuesday. I'm going to give you the old what for. Keep it up. right
02:54:20
Speaker
And I get i got two of them. This is in the 90s, Blake. You can't just deal with problems that way, okay? That's how I deal with stuff. I get angry and I hit things.
02:54:35
Speaker
Makes me feel like a man. You walk through Glick's house. There's just holes in the wall. Every time you got mad, there's a new hole. There's a story behind this hole and this hole and this hole.
02:54:47
Speaker
They all look the same because they're same shape of his fist, but for different reasons. Jedi cons this hole. Jedi cons that hole. Jedi cons this hole. Jedi, Jedi, Jedi, Jedi.
02:55:00
Speaker
Ooh. Oh, it's ah a beard off. It's a beard off. ah You don't even have a beard. do You have a goatee. Oh, shit. you You have a you have ah I ride a Harley goatee.
02:55:14
Speaker
That's what you have. ah Oh, boy. I feel like this is about to be King Kong versus Godzilla. Sasquatch versus Godzilla.
02:55:25
Speaker
It'd be like if Wally said he had a beard. Now, Wally's got a great goatee. Don't get me wrong. He's got a great goatee. that's ah That's a nice goatee right there. That's like a nice Chuck Liddell goatee. It's like a retired Chuck Liddell goatee.
02:55:38
Speaker
Actually, I've seen Chuck Liddell. All he's got now is the fucking... He's got the motorcycle bars back again. I just seen a video of him yesterday. yeah You know what? Lazy has better taste than that.
02:55:53
Speaker
but so You know what, Harley Dad? You know what you get for that? You get a fucking gold star by now. You get a star from Blaze.
02:56:04
Speaker
I literally forgot Blaze was here because he's been so silent. and All of a sudden, busts out with a gold star. He is. actually Actually, he really is, MK.
02:56:15
Speaker
And he gives great back rubs and hand jobs. ah why Where is Harley Dad at that he still did? Ice cream sandwich.
02:56:27
Speaker
Blaze, you're dropping the ball, bro. you're on the you're on the You're on the backstage control.
02:56:34
Speaker
want to know where Harley's dad is at. Is there a fuck you button on here? Is there fuck you around here somewhere? I don want to fuck you. Let me ride the dick. Jesus Christ.
02:56:48
Speaker
I know you ain't talking about beards without at least involving me on the panel. Come on now. Oh, shit. It's a beard off. Let's get freaky. It's not even a proper beard. It's just a long goatee.
02:57:00
Speaker
exactly um know i didn't I didn't do the same thing everybody else did and grow full beard. I got to be different, you know? ah i yes see so and I live on the West Coast. That's why it's still light.
02:57:10
Speaker
Oh, I got you in the Midwest, Harley. No, I'm in Washington. Well, right now, I'm in Oregon. I always forget that, too, because, like, last night he came on our show, and I'm like, you're just leaving Oregon.
02:57:22
Speaker
ah He's two hours behind me. I'm like, oh, that makes sense. Oh, was that last night when he drove the boat into the boat dock? um part of Oregon. ah forgot about that clip I played. Right now, I'm in Milwaukee, Oregon, at a friend's house.
02:57:37
Speaker
I just popped up because my name was mentioned. We're talking about beards, and my sweet, sweet, considerate lovers up here. Hi, Lazy. How you doing? See? See, I called it. I called it. You don't have a beard. You have a goatee. So it's not even a comparison.
02:57:49
Speaker
correct Exactly. That means i'm I'm in my own fucking league. I'm out of your league. Come on, Glick. yeah hear you're way i am I am on a whole other level than you. like Get on my level, bro.
02:58:01
Speaker
interesting yeah my animal do it and what believe You and Wally can't grow proper beard, so you do the goatee. Oh, I can grow beard just fine. I can grow a beard just fine. I don't a beard. That's my thing. heavy I can respect a good goatee, and both of you guys have good goatees. don't don't never you go steady said ever Whoa. fuzz.
02:58:24
Speaker
I know, right?
02:58:28
Speaker
and no like right I mean, look, look, I and i understand. i understand. know know, some people have big pickers. Some people have big pickers. Now we're talking about me again. Come on now. The four of us in this panel, the five of us in this panel, we all have small pickers.
02:58:50
Speaker
You know, what are we going to do? move hey My wife said it was cute. okay That's all I need. You guys hey can keep your big beers. I'll keep my big other stuff, okay? That's all I'm saying.
02:59:01
Speaker
You know what? been keeping their money he Big of awesomeness? Yeah, that's exactly
02:59:13
Speaker
it's against some our light on your face so the lot of ja is given yeah you have like a show phenomena i love this wast even this wasn't even need to be even competition I can't be on your level. You put me on the bottom level. control that. Yeah.
02:59:33
Speaker
you're i mean you're in hell of about that's all i you know all right enough thorough down you with me straight that Put the loser stoners at the bottom.
02:59:45
Speaker
No, no, we're the best. we're We're the foundation of this whole channel right now, Blaze. We're holding them up. You are. You are. Stop grabbing me there, Lazy. That's not supporting me.
03:00:00
Speaker
But you liked it, right? Well, so this is johnny ball i just i just i just heard
03:00:06
Speaker
it's stuny bones Johnny. I'm not going to be up here long because I'm friend, but figure I figured I'd pop up and say hi give lazy some shit. Tell him he's a bitch and he wouldn't join the panel with Wait, what?
03:00:21
Speaker
I was just telling all of them how fucked up I was on panels last night and I don't even remember all the ones I went to. And then you didn't even come up and support me on that last one. Not that I needed it. but Oh, I texted you what happened. I texted you what happened.
03:00:36
Speaker
I know, I know. I'm fucking with you. I'm currently uploading a short la one part of that. yeah Johnny Bong is representing Buffalo. Let's go Bills Mafia.
03:00:54
Speaker
Fuck yeah, dude. be weird Harley, dad, don't if you heard me earlier. I appreciate it. Harley, dad, appreciate shout-out, man. it's hardly get the shoutout man Trying to grow this channel. This is a great fucking channel, man. We need more people over here to fucking watch you guys. You guys are great.
03:01:13
Speaker
Except for Lazy. He's a piece of shit. That's true. i you know like it Megan said the same thing when she came through. was telling him, I promise you, everybody that comes up here will talk shit to me. We love you, Lazy.
03:01:27
Speaker
but me let's go do love be disease wouldn It's all good. well lazy you ladies my boy so in my boy like and You know what? know the great thing about Harley Dad? He does that shit all the time. He's always promoting everybody.
03:01:42
Speaker
He's always doing his own great shit, promoting everybody around him. That's what love about him. Hey, man. We all got to grow together, right? That's what we're here for. in we're a community. We got to help each other.
03:01:53
Speaker
the fucking You're doing better than me, so fuck you. not suck wow Oh, you're right, man. Rising raises all ships. That's the mentality. Do you want to dock, Lazy? What are you talking about?
03:02:07
Speaker
yeah and do Don't tell Scotto. He's going to be so mad. I'm so confused. You on here.
03:02:18
Speaker
i so you are more than welcome to to smoke weed with blaze and and and and jedi any time on i don't actually smoke weed usually i just eat gummies because i'm an mk fill me in what did i'm a poser did you have to go outside to smoke could you smoke cigarettes too don't you like yes do and kind own right now so i'm it so doesn's not bad way oh yeah smoke a video video but did you have to go outside to smoke cause you smoke cigarettes so won't you you like your yes they do
03:02:52
Speaker
and i kind of own right now so i'm andnna go up camera for a minute I quit smoking. and and I quit nicotine altogether. Hey,
Community Connections and Sponsorships
03:03:02
Speaker
Lazy. so sign in like me you Lazy, do you know Frankeney and Spaz? Wait, what did you say?
03:03:08
Speaker
Do you know Frankeney and Spaz? Frankeney and Frankeney and Spaz? I don't think so. Whatever. Fuck you, then.
03:03:20
Speaker
like and um I my friend Frank and his house with two people that i met through YouTube. so but yeah i thought She knows who you are, lady. She's kind of a lurker. He would, but... Maybe I do. He would, but he doesn't? Yeah, that's great logic. shitter on Wait, where... I forget ah most of what I do online. I'm too drunk.
03:03:44
Speaker
ah Remy knows me. Oh, Remy knows her. She's saying Remy's better than you, bro. i mean oh i could look could all I'm sorry. I feel bad now.
03:03:55
Speaker
i I wasn't sure if you knew them or not. I might, though. That's the thing. If I see their channel, I might know them. Oh, I know Remy. I know Remy. He does all the meteorologist shit.
03:04:08
Speaker
He's like a wannabe weatherman. What is going on? What? Is it Remy? Who does all the weather stuff? Is it Remy? don't think that's...
03:04:20
Speaker
He usually has some lightning some storms in his background. Somebody watches the radar and stuff. I thought it was Remy. Maybe I'm wrong. No, that's not Remy. Somebody from the chocolate circle.
03:04:34
Speaker
He's like, there's some goddamn storms rolling in. I was talking about it the other day. I've met so many people that are fucking badass, and I don't even remember where meet them.
03:04:44
Speaker
Like, Harley Dad had to remind me, like, a few weeks ago that we met on Arkansas's channel, and I didn't remember that. I just knew that he was awesome. I didn't remember where I met him.
03:04:56
Speaker
Arkansas or Arkansas, is that the chick? Arkansas. Yeah, she's she's awesome. let me come onde She's pretty cool. I actually got to hang out with her on your guys' channel one time. yeah Yeah, yeah. Yeah, she's cool. She's very cool.
03:05:12
Speaker
Love, Arky. But yeah, that's where i'm har dad and I muted Wally because I don't know what the hell he doing. He's got like a police scanner. I thought somebody had like a police scanner on him. Okay, I'm going to have a smoke. I'll be right back, guys. All right. No, don't. Oh, shit. Sorry, Blaze. My bad. I thought I muted myself.
03:05:35
Speaker
Sorry about that. You're good. It was just it was interfering with the conversation. What was that? That was the wife. okay. Holy shit. You're home way early.
03:05:47
Speaker
on the other yeah I thought you were not until close tonight. man. now my back and My bad. By the way, the ah whose argument anyways that you sit in one app? That looks fucking cool as hell,
03:06:01
Speaker
That was a little teaser. that was a little sweet i'm hoping I'm hoping I have time in the next couple days. Hopefully. probably I want to do it tomorrow night. I'm going to be able to.
03:06:14
Speaker
That's cool. um I wanted to, I'm going to talk to you and blaer and send you some stuff and what app. I got some questions to ask you about certain things that pertains to my show on the
03:06:33
Speaker
Thursday nights. I have actually, I'll just put it out here now. I've actually got a couple of people reached out that wanted to sponsor my show on Thursday nights, to be honest. What's that? want to They want to sponsor my reptile show just so I can be a sponsor for the show and everything.
03:06:52
Speaker
But one of them is actually a former guest, Steve Nelson, that I had on. He actually wants to kind of us do some stuff about swag and doing like shirts for everybody and possibly we've got talk some more.
03:07:06
Speaker
But he wants to kind of be a sponsor for our network, let alone just my show too. Yeah, that's definitely it hit Glick up, and we'll set up all the time. That's definitely an off one. Yeah.
03:07:17
Speaker
But, yeah, he hit me up and asked about it and stuff, but I also had a come couple other of my reptile followers that they were talking about possible sponsorships and shit, kind of helping out on Thursday nights on the show and stuff.
03:07:32
Speaker
Just got to kind of give them shout-outs and stuff, but, yeah, they wanted to – Send us some swag, everything else for all three of us and everything on the channel and everything. and i I told him I'd have to talk to you guys and stuff about it. but Yeah, i mean it's ah we'll do that offline.
03:07:49
Speaker
Who's this Johnny Bongo? I don't think I've ever talked to Johnny Bongo. don't know who that is, bud, to be honest with you. It's not every day another stoner pops up here. Right. Dirty Bongo Third Eye Designs.
03:08:04
Speaker
Interesting.
03:08:06
Speaker
Johnny Bongs is awesome. one of your One of your followers? an artist. He's working towards being a tattoo artist, and he's freaking good. He streams like nice every day.
03:08:18
Speaker
hang out with him quite a bit. Cool. He's cool, people. He's right up your alley, Blaze. was going to say another one for you, Blaze.
03:08:29
Speaker
Crazy long hits.
03:08:36
Speaker
What? See how Wally has the chest. He does. He does. He does, man. He does. Dude, soon Wally's going to be taking fucking Glick's belts, man.
03:08:50
Speaker
Yeah. He's telling me he's going to make me tap. We'll see. Oh, Glick comes back now. He's like, wait, I heard my belt was right. Oh, just a damn minute. um but I'll address that here in just a goddamn second. You fucking dirty whore.
03:09:08
Speaker
Hey, I've said it before and I will say it again. If you take a shot at the king, you better not miss. ah Hey, I'm coming with the guns a-blazing if I'm taking the shot, so. All right.
03:09:22
Speaker
ah ready for this clash of titans. What nostrils are you talking about? Look at the nostrils. These nostrils.
03:09:34
Speaker
This nostril right here is all messed up. They got a sinus infection. Hey, Blaze. so' So when are we going to go into production with the Blazina's, man? When are we going to start looking at that?
03:09:48
Speaker
Blazina's. Blazinaise. I forgot about that. Little Blazinaise. Hell yeah. e I think I got that.
03:09:59
Speaker
um Where did I save that?
03:10:03
Speaker
I was going say, know it's in the WhatsApp because I actually saved it to my photo gallery and I've been sending it out to some people. I found it. I found the picture and right before I moved the mouse over it my mouse decides to disconnect.
03:10:18
Speaker
Imagine that. No blazing aids for you. It's spoiled.
03:10:23
Speaker
I'm not special enough to see it no more. I see how it is. I'm like, fuck you. i don't know what just happened. There it goes. On the skull background.
03:10:37
Speaker
It's the one in the private chat chat boys.
03:10:46
Speaker
I'll have a good.
03:10:49
Speaker
talking the one Harley dad sent? I don't know if it is or though I don't know.
03:10:57
Speaker
know. You're talking about this? Oh, this right here. These boobs. Oh. Okay. Hold up. Hold up.
03:11:08
Speaker
Hold up. Let me screenshot this and then i'll I'll point out what he's talking about. Got you. Okay. Hey, there's the chump. I mean, champ.
03:11:21
Speaker
What the fuck is this weird-ass bullshit about Wally's going to take my belt? You heard me. um my barry How is Wally going to take my belt? I'll make his bitch-ass tap.
03:11:33
Speaker
I'm still waiting on the date for this. Like I said, I can talk to... I can get i can get the cage set up and everything else in the waivers. All we got to do is sign them. forty for basketballs eating I've got a couple Cleveland Camp shirts.
03:11:47
Speaker
Hi, Nikki. Is it still basketball season? yeah getting Yeah, the playoffs are getting ready to start. I've got my so my Chris Sabo jersey right there for baseball. Baseball season just started. There you go, Nikki. Wear a Legends shirt.
03:12:03
Speaker
Yeah, Wally said, wear a Legends shirt. Chris Sabo. ah He also said, what's up, Nikki? She said...
03:12:14
Speaker
she heard Yeah, no and then Cash has got that other cab shirt that I gave him somewhere floating around. i No, no, mine's short. It's short.
03:12:26
Speaker
one you gave Yeah, it's a t-shirt. The long sleeve is my flash shirt. so Oh, come on. we're talking We're talking about the fake champ here. He couldn't find his way out of a wet paper bag with directions.
03:12:38
Speaker
Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh.
03:12:43
Speaker
Not you, Cash. She's like, just wear something sports. I said, okay. um Yeah, I've got um got some Cincinnati Red shirts in there. i've got I've got Chris Sabo jersey. I've got a King Griffey jersey. i've got you need You need some Indian stuff in there, too.
03:13:01
Speaker
Dude, I got a Ken Griffey Jr. jersey. That's for shit. That tops it all right there, buddy. Dude, I used to have Ken Griffey Jr. baseball on Cooperative, though. And they a home run derby. That shit was fun. Dude, that was a badass game. um Love you. PDA.
03:13:20
Speaker
Restraining order. I am so looking forward to having a full queen-size bed to myself tonight. Are you guys ready to see... Queen for a queen, huh? Are you guys ready to see what MK's been talking about? Yes, girl. Yes.
03:13:38
Speaker
ah mean Okay, so so this is what MK's talking about, boobs. If you look right underneath Wally, the nostrils of the background, it makes him look like these guys. Oh, Wally, your tits are amazing.
03:13:53
Speaker
Sweet. Nice tits, bro. Wally's boys. I've known Wally since seventh grade. They do look like boobs. I can't unsee that now. Hey, Wally, where's your nipples, bro?
03:14:08
Speaker
Down to my knees. ah pictures off you cut Wally's nipples off to set an example one day in in eighth grade. Just to assert dominance.
03:14:20
Speaker
Yeah, just to assert dominance. I made earrings out of them. Every once in a while, I'll put them in. yeah Just to remind me. And then he still wants to get an occasion with me. going to make tap. I'm make hey johnny bogg did you Johnny Bong, did you choke in the bong water did you fall asleep?
03:14:40
Speaker
Yeah, what happened to Johnny Bones? like I wanted to talk to him. he's ah He was there and then he was gone. He is, he is yeah. he's a good friend He comes and he goes, you know. Hey, everybody in here, hit that like and subscribe and flick, click. Hell yeah.
03:14:56
Speaker
Yeah, flick, click, spell. And if you guys would like to, look, bro, look. We don't even do, what is what did Harley did? he put in a link to the short. Nice.