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Unnecessary Roughness: Hstory was made!!!!
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We got to witness history live on the show as Washington Capitals Alexander Ovechkin broke Wayne Gretzky's all time goal record by getting number 895 and we have our live reactions to it plus more in sports
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Humorous Weekend Recap
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without being said... We're going to have redo the intro. Why? Because I need a little bit fucking more enthusiasm out of your lazy ass today. Look, man.
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It's been a long weekend. This is not my fault. Not in the least, it's not my fault. So I'm going to need a little bit more out of you, Glenn.
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You're like, blah, blah, I'm going to find a way to blame you for my actions this weekend. Nope, because I didn't beat one of your shows this weekend. didn't snap you other than me. Unless you're exhausted from the snaps of me cutting the fucking lawn. Which I doubt very highly.
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Maybe I am. It wore me out. I haven't done anything for like the last month and a half. and Maybe I am exhausted from watching somebody else. i need a little bit more out of you, bud.
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I gotta wake up. ah while meet good You may need to start drinking coffee. Yeah, right? I literally rolled out of bed and set the studio up. What are the things they call a pop or some shit? and Pop.
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A little soda. ah Fucking weirdos. Kind of moron calls it soda.
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No excuse, Nicky. What's going on, Benji? What's going on, Wyatt? Hey, baby girl. Yeah, somebody actually woke up Trust me.
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I did not feel like waking up. Yes, when I had a 7.30 this morning. um i did not want to get out of bed. I didn't ever want to wake up, to be honest with you. Oh, man, I'm live. It has been a long weekend. Nikki's probably ready to kill me. Sorry, I love you. i know I'm a piece of shit, but I love you.
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Nikki's probably ready to kill me. I i will have been i was kind of being mildly productive. i was up. I was trying to post Cash's show, and then I was like,
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We got done and I was back here like applying for jobs. i don't even know I applied for some jobs last but last night this morning. I don't know what I applied for. That's probably a good time to do when you're inebriated.
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i might be I might be working at Bob Evans come tomorrow. I don't know. I do love you, baby.
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I got a snack. That's actually kind of funny. yeah but i did i did I did apply for a couple jobs last night. after we got After we were done doing the show and I was back here listening to music and randomly singing like an asshole.
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um Waking the rest of the fucking house up being a dick. bible most europe Now you're all up. I'm going to sleep. do with I don't think I bothered. The kids kids are fucking used to it at this point.
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i think I think the only person that I bothered was Nikki. Like I said, she's probably ready to murder me, which is fine. I totally get it. I understand. I don't blame
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her. Alright, so... but Now that we got some laughing, your fucking eyes are open a little bit better. i mean, there's there's they're open. Good Jesus.
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Well, see, how he I... two days in a row, had to get up and actually leave my house when I woke up because i have children and children, as any parent knows, are assholes.
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Yeah. So I woke up yesterday and today. And when I went to make a pot of coffee yesterday, i realized that my son used the last of the coffee last Sunday when i made it when he made coffee at the house and never said a word to me.
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So when I woke up yesterday to make a pot of coffee, I didn't have any. So away we went to racetrack and then I had to go to the laundromat and wash some stuff that doesn't fit my washer.
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And of course, why would I remember to stop and get coffee? So I come home and I do everything else at the house. And this morning I wake up and go, oh shit, I still don't have any coffee.
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you So here we go to the racetrack again. so thank you to Wyatt. I appreciate you so fucking much.
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You suck, Wyatt. Shitty and rainy, and I don't want to go anywhere, and I still haven't gotten coffee to make coffee at home. don't know it's raining here yet, but it's fucking... Dude, this weather is... This weather, man, it's ah it's a...
Unpredictable Weather and Twilight Debate
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It's a fucking toxic relationship with me right now, because it's like... toxic relationship yeah It's warm, then it's cold, then it's warm and rainy, then it's cold and raining, and then it's raining, and it's just fucking tornadoes everywhere, and um
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I mean, you could have our pollen. ah You know, that's one thing I don't miss about living down south. And I know when the day comes when Nikki and I move down south, that's probably going to be added to her list of reasons why she wants to fucking chop my head off.
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Because, dude, what i that was thing I don't... And and I don't have allergies. But... yeah i man it was it was i didn't need it to move down here shit the first six years living down here i didn't either yeah but now it was just it's like unnecessary the amount of pollen dude it's like it's like you're stuck in a bukkake with all the pine trees around you yeah they're just unloading on you the whole time i yeah i'd get up in the morning and my my work truck you know like you had the morning dew it was like a yellow slimy mess
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And it was just like, what the fuck? And any vehicle you have has an identity crisis of what color it actually is. They all want to be yellow.
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Jesus Christ. Yeah, I don't fucking blame her. Why have you had two coffees and an energy drink, baby? That's a dumb question.
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Because my fiance is a piece of shit. That's why. you don't have to phrase it like that, but either way. um yeah no i don't i don't I don't miss the pollen, man. I feel your pain right now with the spring pollen and and what's going on down there.
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i don't miss it. I would take it over the bullshit that we're getting. cause Well, that's why like as much as this rain sucks today, we need this whole fucking day of rain. We need it.
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See, told you Because it allows for on genocide to knock this pollen out But the plus side is I did manage to Catch me a nice little Fucking tanned yesterday On the pale white arms there bud There you go, little sun sun Yeah man I got the sunburn going with the tan line Right here, yeah Because I cut the grass in a tank top At 85 degrees yesterday yeah And I'm like mad about it. like I knew the sunburner was going to happen. I was like, this is going to hurt, but it's going to be worth it because at least I won't blind myself when I take my shirt off to take a shower. so
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Hashtag worth it. Do we have rain in the forecast today? like i like I should sparkle like a vampire from Twilight for as white as I am.
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so Oh, If anybody wants to talk shit about me knowing that fucking movie, Eat Shit, the fight scenes in it are badass. Ashley Green is smoking hot. i i nobody There was a trivia question last month in Blaze's trivia about Twilight, and I nailed it on an a on the head.
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And then I added a whole bunch of other useless stuff, and they're like, you're really gay, aren't you? Well, I guess. Bro, the fight scenes in it are cool as shit. is awesome and Ashley Green is smoking hot.
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it was a guy The werewolf transitions were amazing. Probably some of the best transitions I've seen. That and that big ass fight scene where they take on the fucking like vampire citadel or whatever the fuck they're called in that snowy field.
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Dude, awesome fucking fight scene. Probably one of the best next to Lord of the Rings.
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can't Can't get with you on Lord of Rings, man. I don't know nothing about Lord the Rings. Oh, dude, their fucking battle scenes with the CGI and shit are amazing. Amazing. ah So, all right, let's move into some sports.
Ovechkin's Record-Breaking Journey
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we got We got some spots. I know it's probably going to happen at some point. However, the other day, real quick, your boy, Ovi, know you're a huge fan of him and and the and the and the and and his and the Washington Capitals.
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um The other night, he tied Wayne Gretzky's record. Wayne Gretzky's records are getting broken all over the place. Well, these guys are playing longer than they did than he did too, though.
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They're starting younger and playing longer. Actually, Obi broke his record in one game less, or tied his record in one game less. He will break it in the same amount of games that it took. Unless he doesn't score today, which right now is not looking promising. in a piece If he scores today, he will break Wayne Gretzky's record in the same amount of games that it took what Gretzky to set his.
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He tied him in one game less. but Words are hard. Slow down. Words are hard. One game less. One game less. Like watching a Japanese movie. Your mouth is moving and the words are slowly catching up to where your brain's at.
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No, I... To address that, I don't like Ovi as a player. I think he's a dirty hockey player. Scumbag. After seeing what Wayne Gretzky said about him...
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And knowing that he has traveled to the last 10 games to make sure that he is in attendance in person when it does happen. And that Gretzky's dad told him that records are meant to be broken.
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Mm-hmm. I completely have come to the terminal and i've come to terms with it, and I accept it, and I realize that Obi is, as much as I think he's a dirty player for some shit-ass hits that I've seen him lay, um he is a phenomenal hockey player.
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And he has put his time in. I remember when he started the game, he had a full set of teeth, and now he does not. So I know he has taken his lumps, bumps, and put his time in.
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to be in the position he's in to break that record, and I am okay with it. Yes. How does that make 1,487 games played by Gretzky to set his record.
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That's a lot of fucking hockey. Yeah, considering their seasons are only, what, like 72 games long? Yeah, something like that. And Obi has played, well, he's in his 1,000 487th game today.
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ah so it took him longer. No, it's the same amount of games. You said 1,472 for and in 1,001? 1,487. 87 for Gretzky set the record. And Ovi's in what game? same one He's in game 1487 today. was 1486 to the record for
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eighty seven burretsky to set the record okay and ov's in one game the same one now he's in eighty he's in game fourteen eighty seven today and took it was fourteen eighty six to tie the record for o Okay, so that's fine. yeah So if he breaks it in the same number of games... That's lot of fucking hockey, man. Yeah, at 72 games a year, that's a fucking ton of games.
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Yeah. Because I think this season is only 72 games. Yeah, yeah, I think so. Gretzky played for a long time, man. You know, you look back on it... He played for a lot of teams. Ovi's done it with one fucking team his whole entire career.
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i was going to that was the other thing. Gretzky played... ah With what? The Kings? The Blues. The Oilers. The Blues. The Oilers. Yeah, the Rangers. Yeah. like So, and this is something else that I want to address.
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Props to Ovi. Kudos to Alexander Ovechkin for being so fucking good and proving his worth to a team that he has maintained this same team for his whole fucking career.
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That doesn't happen in almost any sport nowadays. Yeah. No.
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Because the better you are, the more highly you're sought after. And for him to stay with the same team since it all started is a truly impressive feat.
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I don't believe he's played for another team. You can double check me on that, but I don't believe so. I don't think so either. mean let's Let's check out his...
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let's check out his
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His run in the NHL. Yeah. He was drafted in 2004. The year I graduated high school. Yeah, you graduated in 2004.
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Yeah, I graduated in 2000. No, he was drafted first overall 2004 by the Washington Capitals. Yep. So he has never played for another fucking team in his entire career.
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And you know what? I wouldn't be mad if he broke the record this year and retired at the end of the year. Because he's got 20 years, 21 years playing hockey in the NHL.
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That is next to unheard of.
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Unless your name is Yamir Yager and you're 375 years old and been playing since 1861. But that wasn't even in the that wasn't even in the fucking NHL that long. That's everywhere.
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ah Let's see here. Sabres, just so you know.
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Blue Jackets have fucking fallen off, man. I mean, Sabres never got started. oh Yeah, there's that. Gretzky played for the Indianapolis Racers, Edmonton Oilers, Los Angeles Kings, St. Louis Blues, and the New York Rangers.
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and So the only one I didn't know was the Racers. any Any coach, the Phoenix Coyotes. I didn't know he coached for a little bit. He was not very good, but he did coach.
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Gretzky put 21 years into the league as well. he He started 78 and ended his career in 99. Good God. That was his number 99, I believe. Yeah. That's ironic. So him and Ovi...
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that was his number was ninetyn nine i believe yeah so ironic so him so so him and o Basically, their careers are matching each other, like length and whatnot. so Yep.
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ah Oh, that's what was going to look up. Yamir. Yamir. Yamir. Yamir j a m i r j a g r not to mark gibbs dumb shit
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yeah
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Yeah.
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He was drafted yeah overall in 1990 by the Pittsburgh Penguins. Yep. He played for the Capitals, the Rangers, the Flyers, the Stars, the Bruins, the Devils, the Panthers, the Flames, and the Penguins.
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Jesus Christ. Talk about getting shit the fuck around, son. and that's yeah That's not even counting. He's played for three... Well, he owns the team he's currently playing on. ah The Cladno. But he also played for two other teams. I'm assuming they're in Russia.
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Played for bo Bozano. The HZ, I'm assuming, hockey club Bozano. And he also played for the Avangard o That's all that Republic kind of shit over there.
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Yeah, that's in, yeah, it's it's in Omsk, Russia. Yeah. Balanzo is in Italy. Yeah, that was ah that was ah an Italian hockey league.
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And then the team that he plays for now, he he actually owns that team, so there's no wonder that he's playing. so But that dude is... fucking 53 years old, he's still playing hockey.
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Jesus Christ.
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That's wild, man. That's fucking wild. one You would think one wrong fall on the skates and your hip's out, but whatever. Apparently, he's still doing okay. To each their own at the end of the day, man.
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um In other big sports news, i don't know ah the NFL... uh huge sports news suck a dick this is huge for me maybe not for you because you're going to be a hater but the nfl has decided they are now counting stats and championships from 46 to 49 all american football conference you know what that means The Browns have eight championships and move into third place. Most championships in NFL are in third place.
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Coach Paul Brown. I think he did it. Coach Paul Brown. Yep, he did it. Yep, he did it. i just got I just flipped it on. and it just pi like there They stopped the fucking game so he could celebrate in the middle of the game.
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Yep, my phone is currently blowing literally just flipped the game on and saw that he did it. Nice. The game is actually stopped right now. Like, what?
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You do that? yeah Yeah, man, you got to. This is this is huge. Yep. man, that's fucking huge. Get that hockey puck, man.
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Get that hockey puck. Yeah, there they are. I just flipped it over. Yeah, man, they got New Jersey Devils fans. Yeah, I saw that too. go Man, Ovi. is it Is the game over or did he just manage to score?
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No, he just scored. No, they're only in the second period. i was about to say. God, look at all gray. Here's the goal right here. Yep, put it right in.
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ah beautiful. Beautiful.
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Little assist there Slapped it right in Let's go Congratulations Ovi On a record setting goal 895 man And he did it in the same amount of games That it took Gretzky to set the record Congratulations Ovi I'll give it to him There's Ovi's wife There's little boys but Probably mom right there There's the great There he is That's awesome there's a great evidence of areas yeahp that's awesome That's awesome, guys. He's just happy for him, too.
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Yeah. yeah there When did he see you sitting next to Gretzky? Can we just address who's sitting next to Wayne Gretzky? Who was that? I believe he's dating one of the Trumps, isn't he?
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Or currently with? That was who's sitting next to him. Wasn't that one of the daughters? Wasn't that one of the daughters? I don't know. i wasn't paying no attention. i just seen gri I could be wrong, but I believe that was one of the daughters.
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I can't believe right in the middle of this fucking game we're going to ceremony instead of fucking letting the game go. What the fuck, dude? Stop everything we're doing. Dude, they roll carpet out and everything. Like, what the fuck?
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That's funny as shit. Stop everything we're doing. yeah Stop everything we're doing. I'm actually glad I flipped it on and just witnessed history. That's kind of cool. Yeah, that's fucking awesome. We got it right here, man.
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I don't know how long it'll take for that to happen do it with another player, but. Yeah, I don't know. Take that, goalie. You suck. I just scored a record on your ass.
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That's awesome that they stopped the game to celebrate this, man. Rolled out a blue carpet and all sorts of shit going on up there. they are they in Are they in Washington? Yeah, they're in Washington. Are they in New York?
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I don't know. can't. I haven't seen – they're in New York. Yeah, they're in New York. Oh, man. that' burn and that sets That's That's really cool that yeah the the New York fans are there cheering him on.
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got some New Jersey Devils fans in there ah with their OV signs. There's Wayne on the ice, man. Yep. This is awesome. The smile on his face says he's glad that OV did it finally.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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So, yeah, he's had two of his records broken this year. Sidney Crosby broke one away. Yeah, I did see that. Most most goals in a season or something like that. Yeah. um So that's awesome.
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Did he play the rest of the game, do you think? ah Yeah, oh yeah, definitely cause they's so Wouldn't it be great if he just announced his retirement right in the middle of the game Fuck this, I'm out And fucking walks off and leaves Middle of the game, he's like, I'm done And he just leaves the ice Fuck this shit, I'm out.
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Wayne looks fucking great for his age, man. He really does, man. He looks fucking... Like, I'd rank him for his... ah Why is TikTok on their fucking jerseys? For his age?
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Bro, I'd put him right up there with fucking Vince McMahon physical, like... Yeah. he's look He looks phenomenal. Gretzky's, what, 64, 65, something that? something like yeah me look let me Let me double check real quick. Yeah, 64.
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Yeah, he looks amazing for 64. He's married to Janet Jones. they've been Oh, my God. They've been together since 88. Okay, well, maybe I was wrong. That girl iss sitting next to him didn't look good.
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Obi's wife is hot, bro. Gretzi's wife still looks good, though. Obi's wife is hot. didn't realize it, but Obi's wife is freaking smoking.
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but Like, damn! There's probably some Russian chick that's just happy to be in America. but Minus the boobs she gives off killer Salma Hayek vibes.
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Well, I can see that little bit. Yeah, you can see that a little bit. Minus the Just stop the game. Yeah, like nothing's going on right now. The whole place is standing.
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The other team's like, all right, this is fucking stupid. Can we finish this, please? Because I think they're winning right now, actually. yeah they yeah the the Yeah, the Islanders are winning 2-1. Like, we're still winning, guys.
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yeah Like, come on. Yeah, 2-1 with 1234 left in the second. Jesus. Yeah. Look at all the blue carpet and everything. It's like, God almighty.
00:27:50
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Yeah. You ain't got no choppers, Obi. but I remember when he started, he had a full face of teeth. I think that one, he took a puck to the face.
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no Jesus Christ, man. I just got a weather report, man. They're putting all the fucking little clips up on the big screen of yeah his family saying and all that.
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Yeah. At least this happened during our podcast, so we're covering good stuff. Yeah, dude, that's awesome. like that That was my thought when I when i when i rolled my dumb ass out of bed. I was like, oh shit, the Capitals are playing right now. We could have history during the show today.
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Yep. You better put your ass back together.
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gotta say, shout out to the New York fans, man, because yeah the new york does not meant history new york does yeah New York does not have the greatest reputation. Not the Islanders. Not the Islanders. not The Rangers, yes. The Islanders, definitely not.
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Yeah, and so you know kudos to the New York fans. They are... good Bro, his wife is smoking. Holy crap.
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National Hockey League Commissioner. Gary Bettman. Jesus Christ, Gary. Dude, he's been a commissioner for like 30 fucking years. Yeah. Homeboy looks like he's been around since the 1700s. There's the great one right there.
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And his wifey.
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Yeah.
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It's very fitting that he's there for it. Obi's going to skate out there onto the blue carpet and hit the Red Ski with a stone-cold stunner. with the sharp-ass skate. Yeah, just stunning his ass right on the ice. Minus the kick to the stomach with the super sharp skate.
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yeah don Yeah, don't don't don't don't kill don't kill the great one, just
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ah um I'm listening to Gary Bettman flapping soup coolers. What is he saying? Man, your delay is real.
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to use a real actually
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agree beautiful
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man your delay is real I'm streaming, bro. Yeah, no. I mean, like, from from my TV to yours, the delay is real. It's not anything I need. It's just... Dude, it'd be the same way from my TV in the bedroom to my TV in the living room. Yeah. There'd be a delay.
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And I'd be watching it on the same exact fucking app. like
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ah special so Grisky looks so uncomfortable right there. that
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Stupid Stanley. Stupid Washington. Stupid Capitals.
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895, man. Wild. Watch him get two more. Now he just keeps going with the record for somebody else to break it. Yeah, now he just continues to jack the numbers up
00:31:22
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These goalies got to be so fucking pissed right now. The goalie's getting fired tomorrow morning.
00:31:42
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What was it? Gretzky broke what? Won a Gordie Howe's record when his dad gave him that speech about you know records are made. think so. and think that's what it was.
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You know, that's a really good question. Why is the TikTok logo on the hockey jersey? Did TikTok partner with the NHL for this season or something? but Maybe. I mean, I know like the NBA. Is she carrying a purse or is it a gift bag? Oof.
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His wife. Gretzky's wife. Yeah, what is that? It looks like a gift bag, doesn't it, with an envelope in it? Yeah, it does look like a gift bag. I think it is.
00:32:30
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Dirt. Our dad plays hockey. Dirt.
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Yeah, they don't even know the fuck's going on. They have no idea. They're just like, what are we doing? We just want to watch dad play.
00:32:47
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The Islander players in the background, like they're just fucking over it at this point. Can we get back to play it? i love it. Hey, take a look on your Google box. How far behind him is Sid the Kid?
00:33:02
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Is Crosby in goals?
00:33:06
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ah Oh my God, he got booed.
00:33:10
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Who got booed? Gretzky?
00:33:13
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He made a joke and they booed him. Oh, Jesus Christ.
00:33:28
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Dude.
00:33:30
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I don't know what the number nine pins for. Yeah, I don't know what that is Sidney Crosby has only scored 622 goals he's played 1,347 games. Hold on. one thousand three hundred and forty seven games
00:33:49
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Gordie Howe bought his wife a gift and a note.
00:33:53
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This is the box right here This is what this is. Okay. Ah. Gordie Howe's wife bought Gretzky's wife ah a gift and a note when he broke the record.
00:34:04
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So that is a gift bag. Yep. Yep. And it's going to go to Ovi's wife now.
00:34:13
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Nice. oh got the Oh, this is going to be so dumb. This is going to sound so fucking archaic right now. Just so we're clear. Ovi sucks at talking. Oh, dude.
00:34:26
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It's like a foreign caveman. Damn. Sid has been in the league for 20 years. I didn't realize it's been that long. Yeah, and he's got three Stanley Cups.
00:34:38
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And they're giving her... She's going to cry now.
00:34:47
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so Our dad's better than you guys. He had that one asshole the stands. Hooray! That one asshole that you can hear over everybody else. Here he goes. in the sport that went on
00:35:07
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Oh, he got way better than he used to be. Oh, yeah. doing just so He's still got a big accent. Holy shit, yeah. oh shit yeah um show
00:35:21
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really dress sort of here kids who's Who's the big-eared goofball standing beside his wife? I don't know. yeah like Who is this dude?
00:35:34
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he Just like some hanger-on? He's been Obi's friend since like eighth grade. He was like, my best friend. This is where he needs to go for Mother Russia. Yeah.
00:35:51
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There was. He said it, Russ, and we did it. Give it to the Russians, buddy. Oh,
00:36:00
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cover everyone it's his father-in-law. Okay, that's who he is. Okay. so
00:36:16
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You didn't even give credit to the goalie you scored on, you dickbag. Thanks for not saving that buck, asshole. Fuck that
00:36:37
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All right, do the pictures. we get this for The Islanders are like, do the pictures. We get this fucking game back underway.
00:36:50
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Somebody's out there with a foot in their boot and a walking boot. That's got to be fun on the ice. Yeah, right. Stay on the comfort. in Nice.
00:37:03
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History made, ladies and gentlemen. Yep. That was nice goal, too.
00:37:11
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So the record that sydneydney broke Sidney Crosby broke this year that was Wayne's was... wayne Oh, God, he just thanked the goalie for allowing 895. We for allowing. What an idiot. they What a dick.
00:37:28
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I was being sarcastic. I didn't think they'd actually do that. yeah For allowing it. What a dick. Thank you, Sorokin, for sucking. Thank you, Sorokin, for letting your stats take a hit so Ovi can fucking take the yeah the record.
00:37:44
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What a douche. Yeah, the the right this that that is really the record that Sidney broke this year, Sidney Crosby, was most seasons averaging at least one point per game.
00:37:58
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He's at 20 consecutive seasons. Gretzky's record was 19 consecutive seasons. So... But mean nonetheless, man, congrats. Congrats to congrats to Ovi on eight. Ninety five.
00:38:13
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What's the number? Keep going. I think I think by the end of the season, not looking at
NFL Stats and Draft Speculations
00:38:19
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900. Yeah, we're definitely looking at 900 probably before we get into the playoffs.
00:38:24
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um
00:38:27
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But anywho, as I was saying before before history was made, as I was saying, the NFL is now counting stats from 46 to 49, which and the All-American Football Conference, the AAFC, which now puts the Cleveland Browns ti or puts the cleveland browns in third place for the most championships.
00:38:49
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It makes Coach Paul Brown the winningest NFL coach ever with seven titles. The Browns now have eight championships.
00:39:00
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And a the GOAT was not the GOAT now, according to the stats.
00:39:11
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Tom Brady tied the great Otto Graham with seven rings. yeah yep I don't know. It's in the NFL stats books. I've been saying it for years.
00:39:23
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i hate I was saying it even during leading up to the Super Bowl when they were talking about the fucking Kansas City queefs. They're going to three-peat. They're going to be the first team to three-peat. I'm like, no, man. The Packers already did it.
00:39:36
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Not in the Super Bowl era.
00:39:41
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You got to add those stupid caveats in there. Well, now you take the caveats out. And the Browns have eight championships. Paul Brown is the winningest head coach in NFL history. And Otto Graham and Tom Brady are tied with seven rings. And the great thing about it is, because I heard the conversation, does Tom Brady come out of retirement to set the record with eight?
00:40:01
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He can't. get He cannot play in the NFL. Not only that, but when he's in a team. Not only that, but when he signed his contract with with Fox, ah NFL Fox, they put in his contract that he could not come out of retirement and play football again.
00:40:19
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So he's locked. He's out. He's done. Not unless he gives everything up. in Ovi just took, oh so they're going to, yeah, he's got to get rid of all of his stuff. They're to make him take his jersey off and change jerseys and all that crap. Yeah.
00:40:33
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Yeah, yeah. you go could put like a one end history in the yeah So, here's a fun fucking fact about the NFL. The Raiders owner, John Spitek, his son has made it no secret that if they don't pick Ashton Gentry at number six, that he's walking out of the family and he's going to find somebody else.
00:40:58
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I believe his son is eight. I believe his son is eight years old. Fuck this shit. I am out of this family. If you don't pick JT, I'm leaving.
00:41:10
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yeah I fucking quit. I quit the whole ass family. That made me chuckle. um
00:41:21
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That's awesome. i was going to say, Ashton JT, I think we talked about it last week. Ashton JT is 100% on the Raiders radar. as snow for sure they they are They are all over that kid. so the drafter what The draft is coming up this month.
00:41:41
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Yeah. It's in two weeks. Yeah. Oh, shit. Draft is WrestleMania weekend. Ha ha. I'll be watching WrestleMania.
00:41:54
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WrestleMania. Well, that's on Friday or Saturday, right? WrestleMania is Saturday and Sunday. First round.
00:42:04
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First round is at 8 o'clock on Sunday. so That'll be the end of John Cena's wrestling career right then. he's still got a whole ass rest of the year.
00:42:16
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Nah, I doubt it. However, he did say he was going win the championship and take his belt and go home. um i did I did see something and I don't know. i like dude I can't ever remember what night's wrestling is actually on TV.
00:42:31
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um So I don't watch it often. Is Roman Reigns really left Solo by himself now? ah No, dude. There's a whole ass fucking storyline with the new but new Bloodline. It was Solo and Tama Tonga and Tola Loa. I thought they all walked away from him.
00:42:53
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They did. and and And then there was that. And then the original Bloodline with Jimmy and Jay and Sami Zayn and Roman but got back together. and then they had a then they had a fight at...
00:43:06
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War Games or whatever the fuck it's called. And cn and then Paul Heyman left him too. No, Paul Heyman. Paul Heyman's still with him. Well, he was up until CM Punk bold in his favorite called in his favor Friday night, which at WrestleMania there's a triple threat match between Roman Reigns, Seth Rollins, and CM Punk.
00:43:27
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And CM Punk's favor was for Paul Heyman to be in his corner. So Paul Heyman's now and i and And I told Cash yesterday, I said, this is what's going to happen. After WrestleMania, Roman Reigns is going fucking go away again because that's what he fucking does because he's captain goddamn part-time at the end of the day.
00:43:44
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And he's going to go away. Paul Heyman goes back to CM Punk. CM Punk, Paul Heyman back together again. CM Punk being an OG Paul Heyman guy. And CM Punk gets a title run and a title ring.
00:43:59
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so So who's going to... Is that match for a title, that triple threat? No, it's just a triple threat match. None of them like each other. Do you remember when, in order to have the big matches, you had to hold a title?
00:44:13
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Yeah, and that's what a lot of a lot of wrestling fans, and myself and Cash included, are upset because WrestleMania is now two nights. So you've got night one, night two.
00:44:24
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night Night two main event is John Cena versus Cody Rhodes. Night one main event was supposed to be Jey Uso versus Gunther for the heavyweight championship. Yep.
00:44:36
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Well, they bumped that title match from the main event for the triple threat. See, that's... And people... And I'm with... i agree. i agree. It's fucking stupid.
00:44:47
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But CM Punk has the main event of WrestleMania. He's never... No, what do these guys have to work for anymore? That's what happens when you buddy-buddy up with...
00:44:59
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with Triple H and Paul Heyman. Dude, Paul Heyman has so much fucking pull in the WWE. w It's insane. I believe it well and it any je by integers go As far as managers go, I mean, even if you look all the way back to the old, old, old wrestling, the only manager in my mind that has put in remotely close to the experiences Paul Heyman would be Jimmy ah jimmy Hart, the mouth of the sound. Jimmy Hart and Bobby the Brain Heenan.
00:45:36
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Those are like the only two. um but Outside of that, no manager has ever lasted that long. Yeah. And and so Paul Heyman... You know, what a lot of people don't understand, Paul Heyman, yes, he's a manager, but he's not just a manager.
00:45:53
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He is one of the higher-up execs in WWE. And I think he has a hand in writing, too. Yeah. Like if you ever listen to him And he's a fucking dick dude Like he is a very What for person when he's publicly Speaking you ask him a dumb Question he's a gonna let you know You're dumb B gonna let you know your Question was dumb and C he's gonna Answer it sarcastically as fuck Yeah.
00:46:19
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I love that about him. Like, he's probably one of my favorites to listen to when he's doing, like, a sit-down, like, a roundtable kind of deal. I love watching any clips with him because he is incredibly what-for, and he will not hesitate. Even if they were bryant prior, like, with him, he will not hesitate to call somebody out on their bullshit.
00:46:39
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Exactly. like um So, yeah, I'm not... i'm not and um a lot of A lot of wrestling WWE fans are not thrilled with bumping the championship out of the main event for that match. i mean That's kind of bullshit.
00:46:55
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Like I said, I told Cash yesterday, i said, ah again, Roman Reigns leaves, Paul Heyman becomes CM Punk's manager again. John Cena wins the title for the record-setting 17th time at WrestleMania.
00:47:11
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We get our CM Punk. John Cena feud. And CM Punk wins the title from John Cena before John Cena. Because this is like his final his final run. He's done after this this year.
00:47:22
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Which is funny because CM Punk's been in it longer than Cena has. But Cena's making more money doing movies. Now that he's actually become a half-decent actor. I mean, when he first started acting, I'm like what a douche.
00:47:36
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But I do love him as Peacemaker. Oh, my God. He fucking kills me as Peacemaker. it's season two Season two of Peacemaker is supposed to be coming out here very soon, so I'm excited for that.
00:47:49
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yeah but um
00:47:53
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Nonetheless, yeah, WrestleMania season is upon us. The NFL draft is upon us. Stanley Cup playoffs, and NBA playoffs. I
00:48:04
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don't think there's really, obviously, the biggest news being I'll be breaking the record today. That's kind of fucking insane.
00:48:15
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And it's literally everywhere. I'm still getting notifications about it.
00:48:21
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History is made. yeah, yeah. 34 year old. Whatever. I don't care.
00:48:33
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OV passes Gretzky for number one on NHL career goals list.
00:48:41
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ah um Final Four happened last night.
00:48:48
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Or this weekend. Something like that. yeah Houston beat Duke, man. For the first time since 2007, all four number one teams from their respective regions were in the Final Four.
00:49:04
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Yeah. and now And I believe... um As they re-ranked them for the final four, it was Duke won Houston two, Auburn won Florida two, and both the number two teams won.
00:49:17
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Yeah, I was going to say, yeah, Florida got by Auburn, and Houston got by Duke, so we have barely. And you know what?
00:49:29
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A win is a win, man. so Bro, how much is it going to suck that the Capitals get Ovi's record, but they lose the game? Ha!
00:49:39
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but so we yeah So we have Florida and Houston Monday night for the NCAA Men's Basketball Championship.
00:49:50
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I think there will be a very low low numbers on the TV for that. they Dude, honestly feel like the numbers for the March Madness has been relatively. I mean, I don't know. I'm not i'm not keeping track of it. i just Nobody's really talking about it, man.
00:50:09
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Let me address Brian's stupid-ass comments. um I don't hate on anybody. I'm glad Duke didn't win. Fucker. yeah I've been cheering against them because my sister-in-law is a Duke fan, and it really fucks her up when I cheer against her. you're fine like I even said, let's go Baylor.
00:50:26
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yeah Let's go Baylor when they were playing Duke. I would have taken the Baylor Bears winning, whatever. So I have no problem with Houston in the final in the championship game. However, I don't think the numbers are going to be very high because Duke by far has the largest college basketball fan base in the country. Yeah. yeah bri Brian, I love you, buddy. You're such a homer.
00:50:46
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bit but but but If it's Houston sports related, he's all in. If it's Texas, aside from the Cowboys, he's all in.
00:50:59
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he's a he's he's a He's a secret. He's a closet of Cowboys fan. He loves the Cowboys. He's a closet Dak Prescott fan. He doesn't like the Cowboys. no No, he loves the Cowboys. I heard him secretly on ah on a wiretap talking about how much he loves Jerry Jones and Dak Prescott's gay porn. I believe it.
00:51:17
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I believe it. Go Cougars. Like I said, I didn i just don't think and just don't think, man, the March Madness this year, mean, outside of people doing their brackets, but a lot of people's brackets got blown up way early.
XFL Challenges and Highlights
00:51:30
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um Mine included. Yep, mine too. I was watching in that game, but it's actually really boring. But I'm watching, I'm actually watching it. I have it on, and it is it three to three, man. Like, come on, guys. It's exceptionally boring game.
00:51:48
Speaker
Although Arlington is moving down the... And the stadium is so fucking empty, it makes you want to throw up. ah Dude, I don't... Dude, man... They just cannot get... They cannot get the fan base into that stadium, man.
00:52:03
Speaker
Even... Even... Even... McChicken, dude. They have... Like, they're decent, and they still can't get the fans into the stadium. Yeah... um Brian was at the the game. right You were at the you at the season opener for the yeah Roughnecks, weren't you, Brian?
00:52:20
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um Yeah, man man. I think it's also hard because, like, was was it last year, ah Michigan and somebody else, was they they they said their home field was Canton.
00:52:34
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It was the Hall of Fame field. yeah It's just like, okay, so you've got fans from this state and fans from this state, and then we put quote-unquote home games in another state.
00:52:47
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You know what I mean? like it's It's hard to... And then the first one the first couple seasons, they did everything down in like Alabama or some shit like that. Yeah, they had three stadiums they used in the Southeast.
00:52:59
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um So it's hard to... Yeah, i mean, I don't care. Hold a second.
00:53:08
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I'll probably fucking regret this, but not you, Brian. Brian, but... andm not you brian but No, he's talking about you, Brian. No, no, no. Actually, it's fucking nobody's right. There we go. Yeah, I think Brian was at the season opener for the Houston Roughnecks. Yeah, i think i think i'm i think i'm i think i'm gonna be ah ah think I'm going to be a michigan a Michigan fan in the UFL. A Panthers fan?
00:53:34
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A Pampers. The Ware Panthers going get you. Not to be confused with the shit-ass Carolina Panthers. Yeah.
00:53:44
Speaker
They're rebuilding. ri the carolina path rebuild They need to hire a new welder fabricator for that dumpster fire. They've got him a team.
00:53:54
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good Good morning, start Starship Enterprise Fleet Commander Brian. Jesus Christ. I didn't realize he had so much gray fucking hair. oh Hey, man. Bad choices of women.
00:54:06
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How many times have you been divorced? I have not been married, no. but larry that Shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up of about bad choices in women.
00:54:17
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ah Until you lost half your shit, don't talk to me. You're winning in that battle. You've never been married. Smart man. Yeah, buddy. No way wrong with being married.
00:54:29
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It's just the the divorce part that sucks. Yeah, the marriage part's the fun part. The divorce will kick you right in a dick. Yeah. yeah Yeah, it sucks. i mean ah Arlington, listen but they're knocking on the door. Arlington's about to swim score.
00:54:46
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They just scored. Did you
00:54:51
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wow did you see Johnny Bones Jones and Francis Ngannis exchange on X? No, I don't No. ah John Jones said, told Francis Ngannou, it was easy to call himself the goat from that side of the street because they do two to they're two different things. Like, Ngannou's boxing now.
00:55:15
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And Ngannou's reply was simple. It said, then cross the street, bud. Nice. Like, if you want come get it. Dana would never let that happen.
00:55:27
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But... yeah but tell it it's It's kind of like a don't don't start none, won't be none. But, hey, yeah you got to talk that noise then. all right. we' Although, I'm not going to lie, that would be a hell of a fight.
00:55:41
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but Check yourself. You really wreck yourself, homie. That would be a hell of fight. Yeah, man. Oh, come on. Really?
00:55:51
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he's yelling like it's an NFL game and it holds merit. Hey, man, he... wanted to eat it. Dude, Brian!
00:56:04
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Brian's a little bit ahead of you whole boy was They went for a two-point try, a two-point conversion in this game. I said they're going, why you see it? Oh, okay. Yeah, homeboy was standing in the end zone. Nobody was around him. He caught the ball. He was just like... It's just like nobody was there.
00:56:22
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And then he stood there just talking shit. Like, broke coverage all day long. I wonder we're last place. Yeah. I mean, it's only the second game of the season, Brian. Calm down.
00:56:34
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But it's not looking good for you guys. It's the principal glick. It's not looking good for you guys right now. i used to I mean, Sabercats barely lost yesterday.
00:56:45
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They lost on a conversion. No. if you watch it you The Sabercats, if you watch rugby. Oh. ah major Major League Rugby. Do they have that on TV?
00:56:56
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ah Yeah. Yeah, some places. Yeah, some places, but they also you can watch it live on YouTube as well. I could, but I don't. Yeah, Major League Rugby where guys are like really slamming the shit out of each other.
00:57:09
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I've watched rugby before, but I don't make it a habit. like it's not I don't understand most of the rules. I've never taken the time to learn them, so i guess there's that. I suggest you should, dude.
00:57:21
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I have a couple of buddies who play locally here in Georgia. They play actually on the Kennesaw State University field. um But I've never – like they told me to come watch and stuff. And one of them like, you should consider playing. I was like, bro, my knees are not going to play rugby, I promise.
00:57:39
Speaker
Because you keep singing that song. I ain't as good as I once was. Oh, dude. dead I don't sing that song. That's a poster on the wall in the house. My knees are fucking... Yesterday, I cut the fucking grass and I cut both of my neighbor's yards on either side of me because one side's old the other side doesn't have a lawnmower.
00:57:56
Speaker
Dude, I was done. When I finished up at 3.30, my knees and my ankles were so fucking... They hurt so goddamn bad that... It took me 30 minutes to get back up off the couch to go take a shower because they're just that fucking torn up from years and years and years. And then walking on the uneven ground and the slopes of shit and shit. Oh, dude, it's bad.
00:58:17
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I'll be i bet I'm on par for knee replacements in my 40s. No questions asked. ah Okay. um You can also watch it. You can watch it on Facebook, Instagram, X, YouTube, TikTok.
00:58:29
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And also to the games are also featured on ESPN plus. Oh, okay. uma So the teams, you have Anaheim, Chicago, Houston, Miami, New England, ah New Orleans, D.C., ah Los Angeles, San Diego, Seattle, and Utah.
00:58:48
Speaker
Oh, it's actually a pretty big league. Yeah. What's the Utah team?
00:58:55
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The Utah, they are the Warriors, Utah Warriors. So now you have the Utah Jazz, the Utah Warriors, and the Utah Mammoth. are your Utah sports teams.
00:59:08
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I'm kind of digging the Utah Mammoths. nope no a The Seattle rugby. so i mean, the Seattle Seawolves. The Seawolves, they're still rocking the old the Seattle Seahawks.
00:59:26
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I guess they're trying to do a Pittsburgh feeling. Oh, yeah. Because
00:59:34
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Brian, your audio just shit to bed. can't hear a word he's saying now. He just muted himself. And he didn't even know it yet.
00:59:45
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Now he has his look of absolute confusion. And he muted himself. Did you see him look down and realize it? He's like, what the happened? No, my computer. as I was like, wait, what?
00:59:56
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And then I hear you. I'm like, I look down. I'm like, ah, not again. and Not again, he says. um got In eSports, the CDL tournament was this weekend. There was another COD tournament this weekend.
01:00:11
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um Just so you know, in case you didn't already, Glick, if you have your Activision or your YouTube linked, you can put the game the CDL tournament in the background and you will earn XP tokens just for watching to your Activision account.
01:00:28
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I did see that on Twitch. um I was live on Twitch. Yeah, I was live on Twitch the other day and it was like, earn rewards while you play Call of Duty and watch Twitch. Wyatt has that offer also.
01:00:42
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I'm like, I don't ever really watch ah Twitch. like I don't watch it. just put it on in the background. Yeah, like I don't have anybody that we follow on Twitch that and I really watch.
01:00:56
Speaker
And I don't know. I don't so I follow Hydrocam. That dude's fucking hysterical. um Yeah, like, um so I'm never really, unless I'm live on Twitch, like, we're live on Twitch right now, and and every once a while I get on there while I'm playing Call of Duty, and I go live on there.
01:01:11
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be And then I jump on my phone because have to have my phone so I can see comments and stuff like that. I have. Speaking of video games and the gaming lifestyle, I got to say is Call Duty, man, get your shit together because the sweat is real. is real The sweat is real right now.
01:01:30
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Well, what's your KD? What's your KD, bro? something ridiculous. I would have to go look at it. i think Take your KD and you'll get less sweaty lobbies.
01:01:41
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That's why my buddy Wisdom that I play with started that backup account that he just fucks around with. Because if i play again if I play with him on his regular account, his regular KD is like a 1.4 or something. Dude, we get the worst fucking lobbies in the history of ever.
01:01:54
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and and and you know and And you know what? and and did like this it's it's ah It's aggravating. Because the sweatiest of sweaty players are are ever all I get all of a sudden.
01:02:05
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yeah But I just get pissed i just get pissed off. And I run through Katanas. And I run around and I fucking hack these sons of bitches to death. And then they get mad at me and start talking shit. I'm like, I don't know. Fucking get a life and not be a loser that, you know, his entire world. I'm waiting to see where these comments are going to go right now.
01:02:24
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Yeah. yeah like i i try to I try to mind my tongue because I know how quick and easy it is to get chat banned these days. And not just that. glick Keep in mind, you're playing during the day, so you're playing in the unemployed lobbies.
01:02:36
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Yeah, exactly. That's what we call those, the unemployed lobbies. You're going to get way more sweat during the day than you do at 7 o'clock at night. Way more. Mm-hmm. yeah And then it'll kick off again it'll kick off again really bad around 11 o'clock at night because those guys are the guys that can stay awake all fucking night long and sleep all day.
01:02:55
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Yeah. But you know it'll the sweat will start to die down soon because it happens every new season. um The new maps are out. The new battle pass. They got new guns. They got to get to Dark Spine and Dark Matter.
01:03:12
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And yeah, it's just fucking dumb. I get so mad. I just run Dual Katanas and just fucking hack these sons of bitches to hell and get all pissed off. Have you seen some of the new operators we're going to get?
01:03:25
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In this battle pass? Yeah, we're going get Jay and Silent Bob. Nice. Jay and Silent Bob on COD. But we can't say fuck.
01:03:37
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You can't say fuck on a game, but we can give you every stoner we can think of. Yeah, they have like ah they have multiple like stoner bundles. They did Cheech and Chong. They did the fucking lizard that uses his gun as a bong. I mean, but don't say fuck.
01:03:53
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Don't do it. That's like the strongest cuss word. It's the most versatile for sure. yeah So is shit and damn. I'm not nearly as versatile as fuck.
01:04:06
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I mean, we got to play that audio, the definition of fuck. Yeah, I know that audio. That's a funny one. All right, so we got, I think next weekend is NCAA championship. Is that it?
01:04:20
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ah No, it's Monday night. Oh, Monday night. Okay, so you got Houston versus Florida. I have to say let's go Houston because i fucking hate everything Florida team. No, I'm going to be rooting for i'll be rooting for the Cougars in that one.
01:04:35
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so um i'm with I'm with you on my disdain for Florida colleges. We still have no landing spot for Aaron fucking Rogers. still yeah i'm telling I'm so tired of this, man. I'm so tired of the Aaron Rogers Somebody pick him up so we don't have to listen to it anymore.
01:04:50
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yeah what is What is that, Brian? Roughnecks Cup? No, U of H. Oh, nice. ah cool What is this? The fourth season now with Aaron Rodgers holding the NFL hostage in the offseason. I'm over it. I'm over
NFL Critiques and Humorous Lawsuits
01:05:05
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it. I'm done.
01:05:06
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Just fire him. just for like just Just go with Kirk Cousins. He's locked in with Atlanta. a He gets a $10 million dollars bonus just for starting a season. For making it past free agency deal.
01:05:22
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Yeah, who'd be an idiot to pass that up? $10 million to dollars start? Okay, cool. but he got one hundred and He got a $180 million three-year contract with $100 guaranteed, and the incentives that he gets for not even throwing a football are retarded.
01:05:35
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yeah i was That's why it's Kurt 2 Chainz Cousins. Yeah. Because that motherfucker has made... Tom Brady money for one playoff game in his career.
01:05:47
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that And if by some chance he can get picked up and contracted by another team, he will beat Tom Brady's money.
01:05:59
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Nice. Well, Jimmy Haslam, the owner of the Cleveland Browns, has finally come out and admitted To the public. That he fucked up with Deshaun Watson.
01:06:11
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Yes. like They were at an NFL owners meeting or something like that, he was like, yeah, we fucked up. You got one season left of dealing with that bullshit, dude. The cat's going to sit on the bench. a He's not even going to play this year.
01:06:27
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The dude's played three seasons already. and And three seasons can block combined, he has played 18 games. That's one season. He's played one season worth football.
01:06:39
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What's really sad, though, he had a lot of promise. And then he then he like listened to the wrong people, and now he's in the situation that he's in he His situation is fucking amazing. Who are you bulls? Don't doubt it.
01:06:54
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He's got Cleveland by the short and curlies since he signed that contract. like He's the smartest man in the NFL right now as far as I'm concerned. and I would have signed the contract. I would signed the contract for i would i would play six games a season in the NFL for the money he got.
01:07:11
Speaker
Fucking hell. He is legitimately the smartest player in the NFL for that, or his agent is at least. Cleveland is the dumbest team in the NFL, or at least their representative to his agent is, and he probably was fired after the first season.
01:07:28
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If he hasn't been, he needs to be. um like it's but but he Whether he showed promise or not, Kudos to Sean Watson for making as much fucking money as you did off of a team.
01:07:42
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Kudos to you. I hate what you did to him, but props to you for making that money, bro. i don't know what you did too I don't know what you did to those massage Instagram thoughts with all the charges and stuff like that, but I do know that you raped Cleveland.
01:07:58
Speaker
Oh, yeah. yeah got away with There should be like 170-something counts of rape against him for the entire Cleveland organization. Like legitimately. but Because, bro, he has taken that team to the cleaners. but Yeah, as I said, and and in each in each of his three seasons, he's played six games.
01:08:21
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Yeah. That's 18 games in three years. That's one full season over the course of three years. What the fuck, bro? And he made retard money. And I tell you what, I was one of those guys who was like,
01:08:35
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i okay I was pissed. You wanted him to do good. yeah I was pissed at the deal. Like, what the fuck? This dude hasn't played football in almost two years. I understand what he did before he stopped playing. He was on the track to be something special quarterback-wise. That's arguable, too, though.
01:08:55
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But then he hadn't played for two years almost two years. He had all the legal problems, and you guys did this huge money contract. And then no one you signed all this knowing damn well that he might not play the first season of his contract.
01:09:10
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Yep. Because that was all up in the air. yes she's and he And he's been nothing but ass since. i was like I was pissed at the deal. i was pissed at the trade.
01:09:20
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But I was like, maybe, just maybe, you can get something out of it. We can get old Deshaun when he starts playing, and then we see glimpses. Yeah, but even old Deshaun wasn't worth that money.
01:09:34
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No, not worth that money, but still, I mean, he was... I mean, if you look at if you look at his numbers to anybody else at that time, he wasn't anywhere near worth that money.
01:09:44
Speaker
Fuck no, would have preferred they wasted the goddamn money on Sam fucking Darnold. Yeah, at least he's been productive since then. Carson Wentz. I think he's still in the league somewhere.
01:09:55
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Yep, he is. Joe Flacco. Fuck, Joe Flacco. Yeah.
01:10:04
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You know i will I will say that, though. I mean, like, the man was sitting on his couch, and then he gets a phone call, and the next day he goes in there, and the day he's, like, just wrecking shop. And I was hearing it from him because, like, whenever they played ah Houston, he's like, yeah, yeah. And I'm sort of going, like, all right.
01:10:21
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And then we get our revenge game, and he's like, okay. Yeah. yeah but We didn't even have Deshaun Watson. Deshaun Watson wasn't even playing. We had Joe Flacco when we played you guys on Christmas. We were we were talk we were talking some mad shit to each other. yeah Both games.
01:10:37
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Yeah, chris the Christmas game, Joe Flacco was playing. And then we get into the playoffs against you guys and it's like Joe Flacco is throwing 27 interceptions in the first quarter.
01:10:48
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What the fuck is happening? And then and cj and then when CJ Stroud came back, and when we when we were when we're like pretty much winning the game, like the little voice note on Snapchat, good I lost count after 20 of how many cuss words he was saying. I was like, he is hot.
01:11:13
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He was like volcanic, man.
01:11:17
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I was fucking fuming. I'm like, are you serious right there? This is me. I'm sitting there going like this. like Oh, oh. you know oh oh i i was you know i was bad watching that game but it was like you look back on that season man what an incredible season for the cleveland browns we had six starting quarterbacks in one season yeah and flacco comes in and just a homeboy was sitting on his couch watching football in the cleveland brown and gave you guys a little bit of hope Yeah, and he was like, hey, Joe, you want a job? we We've hated you for years in Cleveland, but now we're going to fall in love with you.
01:11:55
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ah you know And here he comes, and the mighty Joe Flacco comes in and we make the playoffs. It's like, hell yeah, man. This is a good year. It started out shit.
01:12:06
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The one thing, like, he was so hot. He was he goes, yeah, they always talk about they got to take the Browns to the Super Bowl. You might well fill that stadium full of shit because that's what they are right now. It's like, wow. Wow.
01:12:19
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I love my Cleveland Browns, but I'll be the first one to dog the shit out of them. When people make fun of being a Browns fan, I'm like, you're not saying anything. Did you see Lamar Jackson's most recent PR deal?
01:12:31
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Oh, my God, dude. Are you serious right now? Bro, why how are you going to try and take a lawsuit against a trademark against a guy who retired using that number before you even played football with it?
01:12:45
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Yeah, he was running that number before you were born, you twat. Like, yeah he was done he had run it, done it, and retired before you got that number in any sport.
01:12:57
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And yeah you want to try and take a lawsuit against him? Like, do that i you didn't make enough money with your contract? You got to be that guy that wants more? Get the fuck out of here, bro. Yeah, I've seen that your overinflated ass elsewhere.
01:13:11
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Lamar Jackson is suing Dale Earnhardt Jr. over the number eight. Yeah. and trade If you weren't already hated in the NFL, every fucking team south of Virginia and fan base now really fucking hates you.
01:13:28
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Be glad there's not a team in Alabama because you might not make it out of that state. but Those motherfuckers worship the Earnhardt name like it's God.
01:13:39
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So, I mean, wait, I mean, so well like what's his fuss? That number should be trademarked to him.
01:13:48
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Yeah. Yeah.
01:13:52
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Really? I surprise swear to God. They day went at it for like a week and a half. And then Junior said, okay, I'll use a different font. And that that ended the whole thing right there.
01:14:03
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That was all he had to was stylize the number eight. And it ended the whole argument right there. Yeah.
01:14:11
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Yeah. Brian has this look of absolute confusion on his face right now. and The look of confusion on Brian's face right now is cracking me up. He's like, I don't understand what the lawsuit was for. um like im i I'm like, let let me let me let me look at his car.
01:14:30
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Yeah, it was all for the use of the number eight. Dale Earnhardt Jr.'s last race was in 2017. Yep. yep diard In he was drafted. A year after. A year after.
01:14:43
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Bro. Bro. Bro.
01:14:49
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you hear like no ju Junior is 50 years old. You're 28, Lamar. He was racing before you were you are born. yeah like You were in diapers when you know his daddy had almost as many championships as your fucking pro number before you were playing football. Like, come on now. Why? Why why is he tripping? It's two different sports.
01:15:15
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yeah Because that's the type of, and I'm going to say this, and you can fucking hate me if you want, that is literally the entitled mentality of 85% of NFL fucking players nowadays. yeah They think that because they play in the NFL, they are the biggest sport in the fucking world, and everybody needs to worship the ground they walk on.
01:15:37
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Nope. It's soccer and rugby. Those are the top two in golf. I'm just saying, they think that they have the hardest job, the worst job, the best job, the greatest job in the entire world.
01:15:51
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And everybody needs to worship the ground they walk on. 85% of them. Apparently they have not seen any rugby games. I mean, how about the UFC fighters? They get their faces beat in twice a year in different countries around the world.
01:16:04
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yeah and make up They make practice squad money when they win. as as we said As we said to Zeke last week, what makes you decide to get punched in the face for a living?
01:16:16
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He's not even making money, really. The average salary for for the Major League Rugby players? Take a wild guess. Probably like $40,000. $40,000 to $60,000.
01:16:30
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They make what I make a year selling dumpsters. That's practice squad money in the NFL. I mean, like, yeah. So, I mean, it's too. It's the mentality of the NFL player nowadays. He's going to fit over a different.
01:16:47
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It's a different sport. They think because they make so much fucking money that they are God's gift to the world. He wants to own the rights to the number eight is basically what is what it's boiling down to. like he think Watch. god next thing Next thing, he's going to try and get PBR to change the amount of seconds they got stay on a bull.
01:17:05
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Watch. but I mean, you don't hear Michael Jordan bitching about, oh, I'm the only one that's supposed to have the number 23. Yeah. yeah Like the fuck?
01:17:17
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How many other... Glick, here's a Google box for you. How many other... Oh, Ovi wears number eight. Are we going to sue him now, too? a yeah How many other great quarterbacks have worn the number eight?
01:17:29
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Troy Aikman, Steve Young, Roger... Well, no, Rogers is 12. um I mean, those are those are two quarterbacks that did more than Lamar's done.
01:17:44
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Yeah. Hey, you know what Lamar's done? He's lost more playoff games than anybody else. You know what Lamar Jackson has done? Officially made me believe that evolution skipped a generation in his bloodline. Because the dude still looks like a gorilla.
01:18:01
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But I mean, but
01:18:04
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That's so asinine man yeah I'm the only one with the number 8 I can Oh god Jesus man If that's the case I was like if he's drinking the same shit That Antonio Brown And All the mother motherfuckers that are coming up with these wild ideas Oh my God, we got a problem. I am. ah I'm going to, if this is what we can do nowadays, I'm suing Dave Chappelle going forward. So I need Derek to come up here my attorney because Dave Chappelle's skit in his first season ever with his show of Rick James. That is my actual legal birth name on my birth certificate. That is my government issued name.
01:18:40
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I want some fucking royalties for using it. I'm suing. I want to trademark the name Rick James. You actually could trademark your name. What did the five fingers say to the face? Slap.
01:18:54
Speaker
Yep. and like I'm going to sue John Cena for using the phrase the champ because I'm the champ, motherfucker. Just some asshole on a podcast. i think I think I should take my lawsuit about against Dave Chappelle.
01:19:11
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no no no no forget it's finance no No, no, no. You should sue Star
Wookiee Jokes and Sasquatch Debates
01:19:15
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Wars and Disney. you be like I'm the only legit Wookiee around this bitch. I'm not a goddamn Wookiee, you racist son of a bitch.
01:19:21
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Which is funny because Wookiee is under his name, not yours. I know, but look at Wookiee, Bigfoot, Sasquatch, Caveman, Taxidermist. That ah that is a ah very rare market you got yourself into, Brian.
01:19:38
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That reminds me of an old song. Oh, fuck, who did it? ah It's called Dixie Roads Deluxes. Beer bait, honky-tonk, barbershop, used car, grocery market. like It was this whole fucking long line of days. For a wedding gift to Glick, I'm going to get him Chewbacca onesie.
01:19:56
Speaker
that ah he's got to like He's like, we're going to be right back. We're going go out back in the parking lot and fight. I'm going to go kick Brian's ass. Right after I tap Wally out, I'm kicking Brian's ass. He's going to be like, man, this is a bullshit. Nah, man, we got to take this out back. I'm like, all right, cool. We're going right back.
01:20:15
Speaker
Dude, this is so neat. Where'd you get it? yeah This is so fucking cool. Don't tell anybody. Then he'll forget he's got it on one day. Yeah.
01:20:26
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Wookiees and Sasquatches are two different creatures. They're tall and hairy.
01:20:34
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That's like the equivalent of saying all people of a certain color look the same. All Asians look the same. i mean, that's a bad example.
01:20:45
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No, no. ah No, it's it's a much better example than where the room is going. away you I knew where you were going. The only way you could tell Asians apart is by the accent.
01:20:57
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What? Okay, I'm nervous to ask, but I yeah i don't know This might be a Saturday night conversation, not a Sunday podcast. Brian is Asian. Now, Brian is half Asian. I am half Asian, so I have the right to say it.
01:21:11
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I mean, it looks like if you smoke pot, he'd be full Asian. If I smoke pot, then I'll sound Korean because Koreans sound like they're high. broke it i like no it's cold No, you're wrong because I have to deal with them at the EV plant all the time.
01:21:29
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They are the angriest sounding Asian people I have ever heard in my fucking life. That's what it means. No, these are korea yeah you come yeah though when they speak to each other in Korean, I swear to God, a normal conversation, they're about to throw hands.
01:21:49
Speaker
And they are the cheapest, stingiest motherfuckers I've ever met. They will argue a goddamn bill over 48 cents.
01:22:02
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ah They are, and and I say that from experience. They argued a bill over 48 cents. Yeah. We get it?
01:22:12
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We get
01:22:16
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Did we get it? we get it get it though What else do we got going on in the sports world, man?
Baseball Season Reviews
01:22:23
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Did we get it? You know, and not ah not a whole i had baseball season. Ah, one knees down. We can talk about, let's talk about, let's talk about the Braves right now.
01:22:32
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Let's talk about the cinci the cin the Cincinnati Reds. with Are they as bad as the Braves? the The Reds went 35 consecutive innings without scoring a run.
01:22:46
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Do they have any wins? Probably like one. Okay, the we so the brave one ill check Braves started the season on the road. When they came for their first home game, they were 0-7.
01:23:02
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They won their home game, oh but have lost since then. Ouchies. yeah i believe they are 1-9 1-8. The fucking Yankees are...
01:23:14
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fucking yankes are fucking And Texas is kicking ass. Atlanta is 1-8. Cincinnati Reds are 3-6.
01:23:31
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yeah Atlanta is the worst team in Major League Baseball right now. Colorado is battling for that record against you guys. They're 1-7. They're a.125.
01:23:43
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they a one they're a point one two five The Braves are a point one one one Yeah. That's because you you guys have played one more game than they have. Yeah. a yeah But, however, ah the Reds might be stinking it up. it's Dude, there's 3,000 games left in the season.
01:24:00
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True story. You're not wrong. I think they played like 186 games. Yeah, its something like that. It's ridiculous. to about it But I will say this early in the season, shout out to the Reds still being better than the stupid-ass Pittsburgh Pirates.
01:24:17
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Yep, this is true. And the Rockies and the fucking White Sox and Washington and Seattle. yeah So you guys are a long ways from last place. but shoutout Shout out it way in that spot now yeah shoutout to the National League West of division or the west Conference, man. the Dodgers,
01:24:40
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nine and one san francisco so seven and one san diego seven and two in arizona five and four And then you have Colorado at 1-7. But the NL West is lighting it up.
01:24:52
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They are the only conference where all the teams are 500. I have a winning record except for one. Yeah. yep I just looked at the American League standings as well.
01:25:06
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Dodgers are going to take it all, but they've spent so much fucking money. They're going to be paying Shohei Otani's kids. there They spent so much money. Ohtani's going to be dead and gone.
01:25:18
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He's going to be and gone. They're going to be cutting checks to his kids. Yeah, shout out to Ohtani, man. He got he got paid but in this offseason this year. They deferred so much money, bro. they're literally I think they literally said that if it if if nothing changes in his contract, they'll be paying him until like 2041. Wow. Yeah.
01:25:38
Speaker
wow yeah He got almost a billion dollars, dude. yeah Yeah. It was $870 million dollars contract or some stupid shit like that. but They're going to literally be paying his kids.
01:25:54
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man Congratulations. Get that money. You know what? That's the difference, though. He got all that money, but he's fucking worth it because the dude is a fucking rock star. But is he, though? Because they're only letting him play two positions. I mean, still, man, he's still worth the fucking...
01:26:08
Speaker
To my knowledge, they're not even letting him pitch. You know what? If you don't need him to pitch, if the team's that good, you don't need him to pitch he can play other positions. he's he's that He's really good at pitching, but they want to save his arm because he already had it hurt last year.
01:26:24
Speaker
Again, smart decision. Save his arm. you know You're going to make a playoff run. going to be in the World Series. Not even that. You got fucking 10 years you need him for. You got him under contract. Yeah. evening 10 years. and So that arm's got to hold together for 10 years.
01:26:41
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Do what you got to do. And that's that's the thing. I mean, if he can play other positions and he plays them well, then why his up? You know I mean? the The weirdest thing is he's not a large man, and he can fucking bang that ball through the outfield. Yeah, he's he's he's a little – he's not a very big guy. And he can crack home runs like it's nobody's business.
01:27:06
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mean, he's no fucking Andre the Giant-looking ass like Aaron Judge. How about Freddie Freeman hits a fucking Grand Slam walk-off for the Dodgers the other night? no What?
01:27:18
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by A grand slam walk off? What? You might do that twice in your entire career. e That's that that's that that dream that every kid had in the in the in the backyard.
01:27:31
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Dude, that's the Sandlot dream. of all that I call it the Sandlot dream. And it was literally last out of the game. Yeah. Like, that is truly the Sandlot dream right there.
01:27:43
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Bottom of the ninth, two outs, bases are loaded, we're down by two or three or whatever. They were down by one, actually. Yeah. Crack, man. Woo, yay! I was'll win, win!
01:27:57
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Yep, a grand slam walk-off by Freddie Freeman for the Dodgers the other night. And it was it was awesome to watch. Like, he knew it. As soon as he hit it, he knew it was gone. yeah Like, it was one of those home runs.
01:28:10
Speaker
As soon as he made contact, he knew it was gone. And he just dropped the bat to his side and looked that way and then slowly trotted the first base. Yeah. no yeah i yeah it was one of those It was one of those either it's going to go or it's going to get caught.
01:28:27
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Yeah. Yeah. Didn't matter. Running was not needed at that point. It was going or it was not. got to say, that was one of the most boring ah UFL games I've ever watched.
01:28:41
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yeah Yeah. 11 to 9. want so badly. 11 to 9 was the final. I want so badly to get into the UFL, but it's been so bad.
01:28:53
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Man, last week I was watching that Michigan-Memphis game. And it started out kind of sluggish, but then Michigan came on, man. and even even though they lost to and lost to Birmingham this week, um but that was still it was still a good game. 21-12 was the final.
01:29:12
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But it started out sluggish, and then it got better. And you know even though Michigan lost, it was still a pretty good game. But, man, that was a terrible, terrible game that I just watched. And now switch over here to...
01:29:27
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Washington still losing 3-1. Yeah, they just started the third.
01:29:36
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To the Islanders. don't know, is there any other fucking sports on today? There's college softball. yeah yeah was one Yeah, Houston at Minnesota. Right now, it's like bottom of the second. Minnesota's up 4-1. Come on, Astros, what the hell?
01:29:52
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Here's his homer. Oh, yeah. Ooh, nice. that The Cavaliers are playing the Kings tonight. Penguins, Blackhawks, the Blue Jackets will lose to the Senators.
01:30:05
Speaker
Are you guys are making the playoffs or not? Nah, it's not looking like it, man. they they They were... They had some hope a week ago. Yeah, they were really holding on to that wild card. But we are down...
01:30:20
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but we are down we are down We are down by um that level but but but six points. We're six points out of the second place wild card position.
01:30:31
Speaker
And they went on a, dude, they went on a fucking tear where they, looked that man, they were fucking, what'd they do?
01:30:41
Speaker
One, two, three, four, five, six. Yeah, they went on a six game losing streak.
01:30:49
Speaker
And just shot themselves. And then we, and then we won a couple, then we lost. And then we won last night. i think it was or the night before we, we, uh, they beat Nashville and then they lost to Colorado and then they got their asses kicked by, uh, Toronto last night. That's who was. Toronto five to nothing. Um, and now we got to play Ottawa tonight and Ottawa is, well, we got back to back games against Ottawa and, um,
01:31:18
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Ottawa is in the first wildcard position. So, yeah, i like i don't think the jackets ah the jackets are the Jackets are slowly starting to creep down into Pittsburgh and Buffalo territory of level of suck.
01:31:33
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its so
01:31:36
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And it's wild because we got a bunch they got a bunch of like there their key players came back from injury, and they come back from injury, and then they just drop six in a row. and Yeah.
01:31:47
Speaker
Fuck, guys. you got your but You got your players back. you Put them back on the bench. Y'all were winning. um Yeah, the Cavs play um ah tonight. Oh, I thought Ovi his own rebound and almost scored again.
01:32:06
Speaker
wow the Cavs play the Kings tonight. He literally caught his own rebound with his glove and dropped it front of him for a second shot.
01:32:19
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So I got to put this out there, and this isn't so much sports related, but I just saw the trailer for the new season of Last of Us.
TV Show Discussions and Delays
01:32:27
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um Much like Yellowstone, I've lost all interest in it because it took so fucking long to put another season out that I have no interest in the show anymore.
01:32:40
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I didn't watch the first season. I know everybody talked about how great it was. I just never got to watch It was pretty good. However, I did watch Yellowstone... Yellowstone took two years off.
01:32:50
Speaker
I have no desire to watch it again. I couldn't get into Yellowstone. I tried. I got so into it. that's like so That's like Rancher rancher stuff, man.
01:33:01
Speaker
Yeah, I tried. I tried, man. i really tried Ultimately, it is a pretty slow-moving show. Yeah, well I tried. I mean, you know. but i mean, all I saw the first episodes of season one, but... So... yeah So what they've done is a they took so long between seasons this last time.
01:33:24
Speaker
And B, they have fucked around moving it to different platforms every single season. Yeah, there's that o Now I can't get it without paying for something else and I'm not going to do it.
01:33:40
Speaker
Yeah, there was there was that too. I know like Nikki watches Yellowstone and her mom and her mom. and I haven't watched enough of it yet. We do want to check that out.
01:33:51
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That might be an Isles goal. Yeah, because Landman's for that Midland-Odessa, and I'm like, ah. and then It's about the old film. This dude rocks a fucking six to midnight on, doesn't he?
01:34:05
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If it has to do with Texas, he rocks a six to midnight on it immediately, doesn't he? He is Texas through and through, man. I mean, I'm not mad at him, but He gets fucking six to midnight if the word Texas is in it. Good God. But no, it's a really good show, though. I mean, it's about the oil field. I mean, it's just like the the beginning stages of like you know finding the finding the area, all the processes. But yeah that's goal it's a drilling part. But I only did the frack in the final stages of it. So i was like, ah, drilling, cool.
01:34:41
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I think this is my goal. My buddy and I were watching it. We're like, oh, yeah, we did frack that area, didn't we?
01:34:48
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Yeah, no, it does look like a good show. Mickey and i are fully invested in it. not. He got it. He got it under elbow. Yeah, Billy Bob put his badass in it. but there's There's actually a couple shows I want to check out, but I have to get through.
01:35:05
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um
01:35:08
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oh oh, oh. Oh, dude, there's so many. I can't tell if this is the goal or not. Let's see right here. Oh, it's in. It's in. It's under his arm and it's in the goal.
01:35:19
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Because it's past the stick. yeahp it's in That's going to be a goal for the Isles. If they don't call that a goal, i don't know. Washington the Capitals and the New York Isles. I got to finish SEAL Team because I'm like four seasons deep in SEAL Team.
01:35:33
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yeah Once I'm done with SEAL Team, for somebody no Landman and my Mob Life? Is that the new one with the yeah yeah Tom Hardy? What's his name? Yeah. Yeah.
01:35:44
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I love mobsters. what Love it. behanir that So that's on my list of the next ones to watch. ah You know what I couldn't ever follow through finishing those Peaky Blinders? and Oh, dude, that's such a good show.
01:35:56
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Everybody raved about it. I fell off of it like five or six episodes in. It's a good show. That's over. Click. Do you see this replay?
01:36:08
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Yeah. It's in the goals. They just started playing really bad. And losing whole bunch of games. Oh, Tombstone is now on Prime. I watched it the other night.
01:36:20
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and third awesome really just die out Yeah. basically what happened. They just kind of died out. I think you and I are currently fully invested. I got plenty of friends, Doc.
01:36:32
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Well, I don't. music Oh, man, michaellyn what i met when I met Michael Bean but i met michael beingan two years ago, like when I saw him at the HorrorCon, I was like, oh, shit, Michael a Bean's here.
01:36:46
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was like, somebody find me a red somebody found me a red sash or a tin cup. And they're like, why? I said, just find me a red sash or a tin cup.
01:36:58
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And I'm like, man, I was like, I'm trying to look around. I'm like, go ask another hotel. Do you have like a tin cup like or a copper cup? I don't care, just tin cup. they're like, why? like Michael Bean's here. They're like, okay, I don't get it. Which one is he in the movie? I don't remember. I don't know who he is off the top of my head.
01:37:13
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Who did he play? alllan It's Johnny Ringo. ah hey he sort While he's twirling his six-shooter in front of Doc Holliday, he's doing all this, and then Val Cobra comes back with the 10 cup.
01:37:28
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Yeah. no No, no, no, no. I didn't know who Michael Bean played. Yeah, he played Johnny johnny Ringo. Okay. and then when i And then years ago, years ago. I get the tin cup part now. i Now I get the tin cup part.
01:37:42
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You were that guy. And then the red sashes because he was part of the Cowboys. Yeah, he was part of the Cowboys. But when I met Michael Rooker, when I met Michael Rooker. Yeah, Michael Rooker played McMasters, right?
01:37:56
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Yeah, but when I saw Michael Rooker, like I knew you played, but then I said, I was like, i was like Mike, I was like, hey, Mr. Rooker, would you like some chocolate covered pretzels? And he looked at me and goes, no, I'm He laughed about it. He laughed about it.
01:38:11
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Mallrats. Oh, God. That's old. He was the dad in Mallrats. You should have hit him with one of the fucking Days of Thunder lines. and then um And then the other guy, I forgot his name, but he he played he was on The Walking Dead, played as Abraham, and he was on Southside LA, but he played Bull in ah Band of Brothers. Because I saw him, and I was like, three miles up, three miles down, and he and he shouted back, hi-ho, Silver! spend way too much time chasing around people with a hard-on, don't you?
01:38:47
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It's Comic Con, man. What? I've never been. i will say okay so je I've wanted to go, but here's my problem. And this goes the same for sporting events, too. I love sports. I love events.
01:38:59
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I fucking hate people. I fucking hate crowds of people. And you're going to Vegas next month? ah That's up in the air right now.
01:39:10
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What? What? and We had to fire a driver and one of the office chicks. So now we're fucking... I've been in a truck four times in last week. Christ. So, yeah. What'd he do? He put a dumpster through a garage door on a house that went on the market two days before.
01:39:27
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I remember that. You were telling me about that guy. the house The house went on the market Wednesday. He put the dumpster through the front room for through the garage door on Friday, and all the the first open house was scheduled for Saturday.
01:39:40
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Yeah. It's going to cost us almost $9,000 to fix that. And what about the girl? What does she do? um She was a walking fuck up to the point where we billed a customer for seven months consecutively in storage fees for a dumpster that they had finished using and never bothered to call and see if they were done with it. We just kept billing them and billing them and billing them and billing them.
01:40:04
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And it was just sitting there when somebody finally called, they were like, we have no idea why that dumpster is still out there. Oh, Jesus. Wow. yeah
01:40:15
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You're like, damn it, I really want to go to Vegas. um I did, but I didn't. um It's a lot. like it would have been they're like It would have been cool to have had some free time, but the only free time I would have gotten was
Vegas Experiences and Attractions
01:40:30
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one day.
01:40:30
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The other four would have been spent at this fucking expo nonstop, relentlessly, just meeting dozens of people in in my industry. And I'm like, don't really want to go this year.
01:40:44
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I mean, it's a lot of fun, though.
01:40:47
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I mean, like yeah i know ah yeah I got invited back in 2019 for like the Kaseya, it's like the cybersecurity conference. It's a garbage expo. It's called the Waste Expo. Yeah, but have lot of... you really think that's going to be a lot of fun?
01:41:02
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They have a lot of expos in Vegas. It's fun. Yeah, but do you think that... I get to walk around a different... going to be at your booth and they're going to be like, what would you like to drink? Syrub, bourbon, whiskey, rum?
01:41:15
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All the above, please. and little top of that yeah And then on top of that, I mean, like, normally all the expos, what they said the expo's is going to be Mandalay Bay or Fountain Blue.
01:41:27
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Ours? yeah i don't remember where the fuck it was.
01:41:32
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i was like, shit, if it's that Fountain Blue, you're gold. I know Caesars puts us right across the street from it almost. Like Kitty Corner.
01:41:42
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Hang on. Let me pull it up. I'll tell you exactly where it's going to be.
01:41:49
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You'll know because you seem to know Vegas really well because you have nothing better to do with your life. but but If my my job, if we didn't lose that contract, I'd be on rotation right now and I'd be leaving Tuesday and then I'd be flying.
01:42:04
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I would have like drove in the Midland and flew South North Airlines and meet my brother and my ni my niece and nephew in Vegas because they'll be in Vegas for the weekend. um um I was like, damn, that'd be cool to go to. i was like, i'll stay up I'll stay at Park MGM again. i don't care. I'll stay at Excalibur. It's like, fuck, 30 bucks a night? Shoot.
01:42:28
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Oh, it's at the Las Vegas Convention Center. What? Las Vegas Convention Center. Oh, okay, okay, okay. It is...
01:42:40
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Um...
01:42:45
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Across the street from um Westgate. Yeah, Westgate, the International. Just up the street. Yeah, just up the street from... Yeah, it's just up the street from Caesars.
01:42:59
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Because our our reservations are at Caesars and then some restaurant inside. You're going to staying at Caesars? Holy shit. We have reservations for some restaurant inside.
01:43:12
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um dude caesar's and i'll tell you what we have rest We have reservations at Nobu Yeah, Nobu and Caesars Palace Yeah, you gotta You gotta dress something nice for that Yeah, Nobu is nice I don't Khaki pants and a polo shirt, there you go Jeans and a polo shirt, dirty boots and a ball cap Just so we're clear and Because apparently the other guy in the office went to every fucking thing in a t-shirt and jeans hanging off his ass because he's 52 and he can't keep his pants up for some reason.
01:43:47
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They just constantly fall. He has no acetal syndrome. Wow. So yeah was gonna say, man, you're gonna be staying at Caesars. Holy shit.
01:43:58
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Yeah. I could but I could picture Rick now. He'd be like, um, does a real Caesar live here? No, I'm a little smarter than that. I've watched enough movies about Vegas.
01:44:12
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But I told Greg, i was a tuba my boss, I told him if it just ends up being the two of us, we need to take that one day we've got free and rent a convertible sports car and drive up and down the strip in a convertible sports car so we can be those guys.
01:44:25
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Vegas!
01:44:29
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Vegas! I want to be that guy. I want to be that guy when I grow up. A murder bull down the street. Damn. Rick's going to ri' is gonna go to the bunny ranch.
01:44:40
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fall low Nope. Too far out of town. Fall in love with the hooker.
01:44:47
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I'm in love with the hooker. I was just going to say, though, I mean, like, I mean, i know, like, time is of the essence and everything. And I know he said one place he wants to go is old Vegas.
01:45:00
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ah this is really that's cool fremont That's Fremont. Yeah, he says it's really neat area. Fremont's cool. yeah um Yeah, that's where you got the golden nugget. You got the zip line. you got Oh, Heart Attack Grill.
01:45:14
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Take your asses to the Heart Attack Grill.
01:45:19
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Do the food challenge. Go to the restaurant where they spank your butt. The Heart Attack Grill. The Heart Attack Grill. took it like a champ.
01:45:30
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if you What is it? If you don't complete the challenge, they spank you with a paddle? No, no. Well, that well I mean, um ah that's on anything. You don't finish your food, you get spanked, regardless of what you order.
01:45:42
Speaker
Now, if it's your birthday, then you get the then the special treatment. It's not going to be my birthday. Yeah. Yeah. What is the special treatment? Yeah.
01:45:54
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My best friend said that shit. In Vegas? They can go two ways. he was like this He goes, yeah, this is his birthday. And I'm like, no, no, no. And they're like, all right, birthday boy. Every server had three hits on me.
01:46:08
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And then the bartender was like this. like she looked She did CrossFit. She delivered the kill shot. She did CrossFit. She delivered the kill shot.
01:46:20
Speaker
oh i was like i was like I was like, all right, all right. I was like seven people down. All right, cool. And they're like, wait, wait. She's like, wait, you forgot me. And I'm like, I looked at her like, all right. I'm like, damn.
01:46:31
Speaker
And then she came in there and just, oh, they really had to twist his arm for all that, didn't they? Yeah. so I thought it was good. i was like, all right, seven down. all right, cool. All right, I'm good.
01:46:42
Speaker
Boom, she delivered the kill shot. Oh, Ovi's kid's punching his fucking iPad because it's not doing it right. And then what really sucked, though, like the shorts I was wearing was like as thin as, like it's like the same material as swim trunks.
01:46:54
Speaker
And I'm getting hit with leather. ah No, I'm out. No, I'm good. don't The aisles are up four to one. Don't smack me. but Yeah, but i took it like a champ though. of like, ah right, you got me.
01:47:09
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All right, guys. Click, we hit two hours. i think we're out of sports stuff for the day.
01:47:16
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I think I'm going to take a hike. My tank is running on empty. I got get something to eat. I'm sure you're going to go take a nap. I've got to get fully functional human being-ish because I've got to make dinner and stuff.
01:47:33
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and Yeah, about time you do something. um yeah I got i got some ah got some pork chops to grill up. we're doing brenner We're doing Brenner tonight.
01:47:44
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Breakfast for dinner. Yeah, breakfast for dinner. it's ah ah It's too rainy here for me to run the grill today. so Yeah, I don't know what the weather is. I got steak I cooked up Friday night still.
01:47:56
Speaker
Yeah, it's ah it's it's cold here. it's Dude, they're calling for fucking snow tomorrow. I heard. What the fuck? I'm over here. um and I know. April? Yeah, well, it's fine. Dude, i've had I've had opening night at the Dirt Track April 25th snowed out before in New York. So it's nothing out of the norm for me. like This shit happens up there all the time. it's ah it's not going to be a It's not going to be enough to amount to anything. It's a little weird for you to be still getting it in April down as far south as Ohio as you are.
01:48:30
Speaker
Yeah, not really. i mean, it's kind of the norm for Ohio. We still get snow. I mean, it's clear skies and sunny over here, but it's breezy. It's windy as fuck. And the temperature is like 51.
01:48:43
Speaker
It's been rainy and shitty here all day. Yeah. or no that's Yeah, they're calling for snow. They're calling for snow on Wednesday, but the like I said, we're going to see some flurries or some snowflakes fall, but nothing's going to amount anything because it's going to be a high of like 50. Well, Rick, if you do if you do go to Vegas, I mean, yeah i know, like I said, time, y'all are on the schedule and everything, but at least you know try to see if y'all can see the Las Vegas sphere.
01:49:10
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Oh, I plan to try and do that. but Yeah, the presentation. We talked about that. Yeah, the the The presentation of postcard for birth is like 50 bucks.
01:49:23
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It's really gnarly. And once you sit inside, you're like, oh my god, imagine watching um a badass movie or some sports on this thing. You'd be like, holy fuck. Sweet. Imagine watching WrestleMania on that. Apparently, we're having a full-blown WrestleMania party at my house.
01:49:45
Speaker
yeah Yeah, my my buddy Corey was like he's like, yeah, man, like let's just go to Vegas for WrestleMania. And I'm like, man, I'm not going to pay them tickets. He goes, yeah, but you know how they're there for the whole week, you know, for FanFest and all that. We could do all that. I said, yeah.
01:49:58
Speaker
And said ah I said, well, if we i was like if we're going to go, I was like, I'm going to stay at the Circa. He's like, why the Circa? I said, that way I could be chilling at the pool and watching the big-ass screen. Imagine watching WrestleMania on the pool TV.
01:50:14
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um the pool tvb a it's like dude six it's like six It's like eight movie theater screens as one.
01:50:25
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Yeah, the the tickets to get in just to get in the door for WrestleMania are insane, price-wise. I mean, like, i mean like um surprised I'm surprised that the Excalibur still has rooms open because I checked just for shits and giggles.
01:50:46
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It's still for that weekend, $33 a night.
01:50:52
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It's like walking distance to the stadium.
01:50:57
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Walking distance. yeah who like All right, guys. Nobody likes to walk. yeah I got to become a functional human being.
01:51:07
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ah yeah oh It's been a long weekend. I debated even doing the show today. I'm not going to lie. There's a new war show coming out. um but no Everybody out there and listening out, I appreciate y'all listening. Appreciate y'all hanging out. Brian, thanks for coming up, brother. Always good to see you. mean ah We will see you guys next Sunday for a brand new episode of Unnecessary Office, and I promise I will be a functioning human being.
01:51:40
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He's lying. ah No, I know i don't. i can't i can't do I can't do the weekends like this weekend too often. I'm too old for that. Next weekend, we've got to discuss what we want to do for the draft because it's the same night as WrestleMania, so we had talked about doing a show for the draft.
01:51:58
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Yeah, so... ah I can run two TVs to have the draft on one and the fucking WrestleMania on another, but... I'm going watch straight WrestleMania. i felt It is... Oh, no, ro the NFL draft is the is April 24th through the 26th.
01:52:16
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Oh, okay, never mind then. We still so it still wanted to do a show for that, though. Yeah, so that's what I thought. it it starts out i want to have like that You want to have like a live reaction while we're watching Yeah.
01:52:29
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That's a cash thing, not a me thing. i think I think next Saturday, or not next Saturday, but WrestleMania Saturday night, we will be doing nonsensical nonsense, but we will be watching WrestleMania. We're going try to get cash involved.
01:52:44
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um we're gonna do like that We're not going to show any WrestleMania. Obviously, we can't because of copyright and stuff like that. yeah But we'll be doing live reaction. live protection i think you can get away with that by putting a mirror behind you.
01:52:58
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I think there are ways around it. However, have two strikes on our YouTube channel. I don't want a third and lose our YouTube channel. There you go. But it sounds like Mike and Blaze will be here WrestleMania weekend.
01:53:13
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Blaze and I have some stuff that we have to do. but we're going to go ahead and do a little watch party and reaction and whatever for WrestleMania. So, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Watch party be awesome. Be like, Oh, but what the hell?
01:53:25
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But, uh, we can, never remember streaming is going to be on different times, but it's whatever. Yeah.
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01:53:30
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ah yeah. Right. Uh, well, Mike and blazing, we'll all be here in the house together, but ah fuck everybody else.
01:53:39
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No. Um, but we could definitely do something for, uh, for night one of the draft. That's on Thursday. So we'll see what Wally's got planned for his show. If he doesn't got anything planned, maybe we'll jump in there on the Thursday or on that round, first round.
01:53:57
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First second round was round one and two or Thursday? Or do they do round one on Thursday, round two on Friday? Round one on Thursday. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. It takes two fucking long with them assholes.
01:54:09
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Yeah, we'll'll we'll get we'll get round one out of the way. We'll do a thing with round one I'm not too worried about. It takes forever, man. Oh, my God, the draft is brutal to watch. Oh, it's it' so long.
01:54:22
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But that's why we can do a show because we can talk about whoever gets drafted and their stats and what they did in college and blah, blah, blah, blah. Yeah, exactly. And we'll have an hour to Google all the information we need between picks, so.
01:54:33
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Yeah, exactly. exactly so So, yeah. So, we got some things coming up here on the network with WrestleMania, The Draft. Tune in next Sunday. We will be back right here out on Unnecessary Roughness.
01:54:44
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Check out the rest of the shows. Tomorrow, Wally is back live with Speedway Conversation. Or, was it Speedway Stories?
01:54:55
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Yeah, Speedway Stories, I think. I don't know. Sorry, Wally. I fucked this all. again I don't fuck that all i'm Sorry, Wally. ah Tuesday, he clicks out some music. I'm back. I may have a guest. I don't know. I've actually got to respond to a couple messages. Wyatt, on a side note, Wyatt said that your Chick Country singer you did this last weekend, or this last Tuesday, was ah was fantastic.
01:55:18
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Yeah, Wyatt was awesome. Wyatt was raving about it to me. yeah Yeah. That was, uh, Kelly. It was fantastic, so... Nice. Appreciate that. what Callie's awesome. That was the second time she was on the show. She's she's she's good people.
01:55:32
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Actually, we might be hanging out this summer. She's originally from Columbus. She lives out in the PNW now, but she's trying to plan a trip to come home and visit her family.
01:55:43
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And she said if she plans it, she will let me know so her so we can all hang out. So that'll be really cool to get that opportunity to to meet her person. She's awesome. Um, but, uh, yeah, Tuesday, I don't know what's going on as of right now on Tuesday.
01:55:58
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Uh, but we'll have a show Glicks house and music Wednesday, uh, is what the fuck news. And unless Nikki murders me because she doesn't like me anymore after my escapades last night, uh, she might be joining me on what the fuck news is my new cohost.
01:56:17
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Um, blaze had an idea and, and, and, uh, Ran it by her She was down. I'm down. So Nikki might be coming on ah to do What the Fuck News with me full time.
01:56:29
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She can't wear any that shitty Steelers gear.
01:56:34
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Which will be pretty cool because her and I do have a ah fun back and forth in general as it is. So I think that'll be an interesting combination, her and I. ah Thursday, Wally is back with Cold-Blooded Conversations. Friday, Mike and Blaze are back with Nonsense and Chill.
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01:57:31
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And with that being said, gentlemen, do you have any last closing thoughts before we hit this button? Nope, I'm good. Enjoy the weekend, ladies and gentlemen. Be safe. It's over, bro.
01:57:43
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It's over. We made it. It's almost Monday. Deuces, bro. Deuces, bros. Enjoy the rest of your weekend, as Brian said. I'm sure you've got something cooking up, don't you, Brian?
01:57:57
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Yeah. I'm going to cook some good ah pork some good pork strips that look like ribeyes. Max, pork strips and some fucking Star Trek. Sounds like a good Sunday for you.
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