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Speaker: But let's jump right into it. booked it around last week. I'm going to do it again this week. You want to why? Because don't want to spend a lot of time on this certain segment. And this will take me right into our first break, and I can roll right into the news. And we've got a lot of fucked up news this week.
Speaker: So right off the bat, gather around, get your ear holes opened up, and get ready. Because it is time. Penis!
Speaker: grasp it in your hand. Firmly grasp it.
Speaker: I don't know why Patrick's so serious about that, but man, it is time for the penis report. Right out the gate. Right off the bat. Why? Because do whatever I want.
Speaker: I'm a one-man show. I'm a one-man wrecking crew wrecking ball bowling in China shop whatever the case may be I do whatever I want any who let's jump right in it last week don't remember where I left off last week to be honest with you so we're gonna start right here and this makes no sense to me because a homeboys in jail he's a prisoner any who he he decided to inject his penis with petroleum jelly in prison to make it bigger
Speaker: In my opinion, last place. Unless it's like a dominant thing. I don't know. I've never been to prison. I don't know. Maybe he who has the biggest penis is not messed with.
Speaker: Somebody's been to prison. You want to help me out here? But who knows what was really going through the mind of Siberian, Serbian, sorry, serb Serbian prisoner, Alexander,
Speaker: Jajalic, when he injected petroleum jelly into his penis to make it bigger, we're guessing that probably wasn't logic. The 46-year-old thief followed the advice of a fellow inmate.
Speaker: Ladies and gentlemen, if you're in jail already, you should know better than to follow the advice of other people in jail.
Speaker: But if you're already in jail and you're listening to the advice of other inmates, you're probably a fucking moron because you're also injecting your penis with KY jelly. Take Botox.
Speaker: Is that a thing? and know you can get like rejuvenation, like revagination surgery and tighten the outer exterior areas and whatnot. A vag lift.
Speaker: I don't know you can get a
Speaker: Penis Botox. The 46-year-old, they followed the advice. The inmate who claimed to be a plastic surgeon could absolutely believe that he would be able to make his penis much larger. Instead, his genitalia swelled and parts had to be cut away to allow him to urinate while the swelling went down.
Speaker: Lesson learned, my friend. You wanted it to be bigger and now you're missing pieces.
Speaker: Hopefully lesson learned. I don't know, man. i don't understand how people, but he's in luck.
Speaker: He is in luck, ladies and gentlemen, because penis transplants are a thing. Apparently, John Hopkins University School of Medicine in Baltimore recently announced that they will be undertaking the first penis transplant in America.
Speaker: The experimental surgery was tried in China unsuccessfully in 2006, and then again with success in South Africa in 2014.
Speaker: At present, the university has been given permission to undertake 60 of the unusual surgeries, primarily on injured veterans looking to get their lives back.
Speaker: Hell yeah. Now that's a cause I can get behind. Something for our veterans to make sure they can, you know, give their old, uh, get back in the saddle, if you know what I mean.
Speaker: Uh,
Speaker: I ain't mad at that, but we, we kind of talked about that last week with the guy who had the bionic penis, which, you know, is just basically there's a, it's it's grafted out, then there's a tube put inside, and you've got a little pump so that you can, when it's time to go. But this looks like, um this will be a fully functional transplant.
Speaker: So, oh props to China and South Africa for experimenting, and John Hopkins for seemingly perfecting it. So, there you go.
Speaker: Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
Speaker: A lot of choppy choppy going on in the penis report tonight, ladies and gentlemen. A prisoner decided to mutilate his penis to make it look like an Egyptian god.
Speaker: The only conclusion we can draw from the second penis mutilation in prison story on this list is that there really isn't enough to do in the slammer, in this case, convicted murderer and suspected psychopath, Nico Jenkins,
Speaker: He's pretty popular. Some of you guys, if you follow true crime or even just news in general, you've probably seen this cat before or at least heard his name. ah but Anyways,
Speaker: ah cut his penis to make it resemble the Egyptian serpent god, Apep. He worships the ancient deity who he claims ordered him to kill four people in a 10-day period.
Speaker: And the penis mutilation was an homage to his God. Prison officials have no idea how he obtained the tool to get the job done, but 27 stitches were required to fix the damage.
Speaker: Oh, sweet. Mother Mary and Joseph. I've got to agree with these people. There is clearly not a whole lot going on.
Speaker: By the way, this is the...
Speaker: This is an article from Stay at Home Mom, and it is 16 entertaining, terrifying, and downright unusual penis stories. Wowzers.
Speaker: We're slicing and dicing tonight, ladies and gentlemen. That's all I got to say.
Speaker: It is a lot of slicing and dicing. That's all I got to say is I'm with you. Wow. And we're not done. We're not done slicing and dicing. A man murdered his wife's rapist, cut off his genitals, genitalia, and then he ate them.
Speaker: guess that's showing them. I don't know what the purpose of eating another man's junk is, especially if you've already murdered him. But um maybe they'll... ah
Speaker: I feel like you've already done enough at that point. if If you avenged your wife or significant other or loved one who was grappade and you've murdered them, I think the job's done.
Speaker: and don't believe there's any reason to go any further by eating their junk. Maybe it's just me. i don't know. Let's see here. Getting revenge on the people who have done you wrong is just one of those things that humans want to do.
Speaker: Well, sometimes the way they get their revenge is a little, ah how do we say, weird? Take Rudy, Effedendi. ah take ah take rudy effenddi Effendi, a 30-year-old man from Indonesia who discovered on his wedding night that his wife, Noriah, was not a virgin.
Speaker: When he found out the man who she was dating raped her, he went to get his revenge. He attacked the man, stabbing him to death, setting him on fire, but not before he cut off his penis so he could take it home, have his wife cook it, and eat it.
Speaker: In this case of revenge, serve. hot anchor speed.
Speaker: Again, you stab the man to death, you set him on fire. I think the job's done at the end of the day. Is there really a reason to
Speaker: to eat the junk? Now, this is not the first story, though, that I've covered in the penis report that has revolved around eating a penis because there was a man in China who chopped off his own junk, and then ah whole bunch of people paid a lot of fucking money to eat it. He had, like, a professional chef, and he cooked it all up, and it was a whole big to-do. They had musicians there, and da-da-da-da-da. It was like a big old thing, you know?
Speaker: It's just some kind of... Not that I'm going to try it. I'm just... Why? Stabbing, burning... jobs Job's done, bro.
Speaker: Job's done. You have nothing more nothing more to prove. Now, if you would have beat the guy up while he was unconscious, cut his junk off, cooked it, and then fed it to him, and that would make a little bit more sense in my world at the end of the day.
Speaker: I think I would go more that route and then maybe murder him. I don't know. Schmurder him, as you will.
Speaker: I don't know, man. That seems just a little too much for me. Uh, at the end of the day, I don't know what you guys think. Uh, I'm perfectly content with the, uh, with the old smurter, the old smurter button.
Speaker: And the last thing I'm going to cover, and then we'll hit the last part of this list, uh, next week is after all the choppy, choppy, all the slicey dicey of the PNs, uh,
Speaker: Now we're going to go to a penis. but not Pedometers are now availabl available. ah Wearable technology is all the rage now. And just as you're interested in knowing how many steps you took today, others are keen to know how many thrusts it took.
Speaker: Yes, the first prototype of the sex pedometer has been released, known as Sex Fit. It is being marketed as the world's first penis pedometer, able to measure the number of thrusts taken and calories burned, and also provides a little bit of vibrational assistance.
Speaker: You know, I'm not mad at this, and I think I want to kind of try to get, they have them in black, and looks like a very dark purple, and it looks like a little cock ring. Just slide it right on there.
Speaker: Got a little tingly on there. I'm not going to lie. This has kind of got my, piqued my curiosity. i wouldd be I'd be curious. Plus, let's be honest, I would love to see the look on Nikki's face and get her reaction when this shows up in the mail. And I'm like, hey, look what i got.
Speaker: You got your smartwatch. I got it. I got a smart something. Yeah.
Speaker: Let me see here. I got a picture of this thing. ah It's performance light indicators, sex fit bit with built-in Wi-Fi and Bluetooth connectivity. Okay.
Speaker: Features is an LED performance indicator lights, personal trainer, vibrational mode, sex fit downloadable app, Bluetooth connectivity controls, Wi-Fi performance evaluation sync.
Speaker: and built-in controls for on-the-go adjustments. Colors, as I said, black, white, and they're calling it pink, but in the picture, it looks like a dark purple. Maybe it is pink.
Speaker: I don't know. But I kind of want to see if I can order one of these. Brought to you by
Speaker: Bondera.co.uk.
Speaker: Hold on a damn second. Hold on just a damn second. There is a link for it. How much are they?
Speaker: Oh, I want to know how much it is. I don't want to go to a freaking news article.
Speaker: Anyhoo, we'll save that because I think I would like to grab me one of those little sex fit. The, uh,
Speaker: Monitor my thrusting and see how many calories I burn. I'm exercising. I'm trying to be healthy. I want to make sure my heart rate's good and and I'm burning calories and doing all the things that I'm supposed to be doing to be healthy at the end of the day.
Speaker: So, why not? I'm so glad to just get this out of the way. This is like, I have a love-hate relationship with this part of Wednesday nights. I think I might make it go away. But anywho.
Speaker: That's an LED strip. I mean, it could be a thing to, I mean, it could be a thing anytime. You just got to go buy a strip of LED lights. It just, I mean, most of them are, have double-sided tape on them. So just lay it on there. And I mean, I think it would be pretty uncomfortable for your partner or who knows, you might like it at the end of the day.
Speaker: I have no idea.
Speaker: hey hey but Excuse me. I apologize. oh
Speaker: But that, ladies and gentlemen, is this week's penis report.
Speaker: I'm glad to have that out.
Speaker: LED dick and disco bowels. Disco bowels, baby. Wait till the beast drops.
Speaker: and Turn your bedroom experience into a full-blown fucking rave, man. I'm just saying. Because, you know, you get the LED lights that flash and all that stuff and
Speaker: Put on a whole show, man, right before you get to old pound town.
Speaker: I'm just saying. There's lot going on in the world of penises.
Speaker: There's a lot of accessories that you can buy for them at the end of the day. So...
Speaker: yeah
Speaker: but Light show in my pants, baby. Here it is. Is it a light show in your pants or you just excited to see me?
Speaker: Both. um Both. Please, yes and, yes and please and thank you.
Speaker: Anywho, that is this week's penis report.
Speaker: And it is done and it is out of the way. And we can get on because there are a lot of fucked up news for you guys this week. And I tried something a little different in the description this week. Gave you guys little teasers. if you if you If you're a description reader, some little teasers there. Something want to try a little different at the end of the day. But with that being said,
Speaker: at the end of the day ah but that being said Let me go ahead and get my first break of the night out of the way.
Speaker: And because we were talking about it last night, real quick, huge shout out to Callie from Callie in the Boot and Rally. She was on Glick's House of Music last night hanging out with Blaze and myself.
Speaker: And we had really good time. We talked about the new album, talked about the new songs ah and whatnot. But one of the things that we talked about was an old school television show. And it got me thinking about music videos and stuff like that. Well, former guest of the show, ah Holy Oath, they have a really cool video that kind of takes me back to that Twin Peaks type ah show and whatnot.
Speaker: I do have new Cali and the Booth and Rally later on tonight that I will be playing. But we're going to start off with a little Holy Oath with Raven Black. And we will be right back, motherfuckers.
Speaker: Black feathers falling down on me From unraveling fates that can hardly keep And as I walk those pathways home I see the faces of all your ghosts Broken vessels and scattered souls Leading back to gun
Speaker: Every lifetime When you cover me I never see your face In the black of the night When you make me fall And leave me the same I'm not your own I'm just a dream that you crave
Speaker: I'm not your love, I'm just a dream that you crave When you call me I'm not your love
Speaker: Forever weak Halting and stumbling on the chosen way Blinded by the pure and perfect light I seek Upon the threshold of eternal day
Speaker: I'm just a dream that you crazy when you fall in love
Speaker: So when you make me fall, when free will I stay? I'm not so loved, I'm just a dream
Speaker: Totally kick-ass song by a really cool fucking band. ah What the hell? Holy Oath. Check them out on all social media and wherever you stream music. At Holy Oath. Go show the guys some love. Let them know that Glick sent you from the nonsensical network. What is that?
Speaker: That is not what I want. um Welcome back to What the Fuck News. Blaze, if you got your ears up. the fuck was that? You got your ears on out there?
Speaker: I agree.
Speaker: I'll elaborate on it a little bit later on. Well, when I get done here. But nonetheless, real quick, right off the bat in news today. Unfortunately, a lot of us woke up to the news of a legend.
Speaker: Another legend has passed away. We have lost Iceman. We have lost... Doc Holliday, the one and only, not my Batman, Val Kilmer did pass away. after The last few years have been hell on this cat.
Speaker: he He's battled through a lot, but unfortunately, Val Kilmer did pass away. RIP to Doc um
Speaker: and all that other stuff. Send the feel goods to the Kilmer family. sending the fuel goods to the to to the the kilmer family and whatnot um I think a good majority of my generation, we grew up with Val in one way or another, ah watching his movies and and and whatnot.
Speaker: So, in other unfortunate news, ah he was not on anybody's Angel of Death list this year.
Speaker: um I think most of us just expected Val to just keep on kicking because that's what he's been doing. I don't even think he was on the radar for this year's Celebrity Death Pool. However, real quick, Celebrity Death Pool update.
Speaker: I wish we could have picked members of this network ah because some people would have points. But as it stands, I have a very commanding lead, eight attempt nothing against everybody that is left standing in the Angel of Death list.
Speaker: or the angel of death pole, however you want to call it. um Blaze, Wally, Rick, and myself. ah So, RIP to Val Kilmer.
Speaker: We'll definitely...
Speaker: not be forgotten anytime soon. Like I said, Iceman, Doc Holliday, so many memorable characters and and roles that he played.
Speaker: um
Speaker: So... But let's jump into the news that makes us say, what the fuck?
Speaker: And who says... that men don't know how to be romantic. Check this guy out, ladies and gentlemen. An Illinois man was arrested but allegedly attacking a pregnant woman with a lip blunt, also known as a marijuana cigar, which he allegedly forced her to swallow in a strange midday assault that also seen him try to clean the victim's feet for some reason.
Speaker: Uh, there was a little bit, something spicy and, uh, this guy's marijuana. I'm going to go ahead and say, he was reported, uh, telling the woman, I need to wash your feet before forcing her to take down the scorching hot cigar, which left burns in her throat. According to the local ABC affiliate WT VO, which we are not affiliated with in any way, shape and or form.
Speaker: Um, just trying to trying to, uh, be romantical, I guess. Oh, uh, it's unclear what Schroeder's relationship to the woman is to the woman with police describing them via the incident as a domestic battery. The victim told authorities that she had been strangled and burned by Schroeder who two days before his blunt attack, the two of them lived together in, uh,
Speaker: I don't need to worry about all that. According to police, woman said she was in bed when Schroeder set up or set upon her at around noon and dragged her by her wrist to an upstairs bathroom.
Speaker: I just hope that this whole entire situation that the baby's okay. Once there, he started allegedly choking her and informed the woman about her feet needing him to be washed before his attack.
Speaker: Doctors treated the victim for burns to her throat and her baby was unharmed. There we go. Answered my own question.
Speaker: What in the hell, man? I know people are dealing with a lot and going through a lot, but I'm going to go ahead and go out on a limb here and
Speaker: ah say there was something a little extra spicy in that in that marijuana cigar. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
Speaker: Let me be a guy who knows nothing about marijuana. Uh, I would like to know where blaze was on the afternoon of March 10th. It's just,
Speaker: um, but yeah, man, like what the hell would possess someone to, to just be like, bitch, you got dirty feet. Swallow this lip blunt, drag you up the stairs.
Speaker: Um,
Speaker: And let me wash your feet. Let me wash your feet, girl.
Speaker: Dude is out of his fucking And he just looks like your normal, average, run-of-the-mill, like, nerd, like an IT guy or or an accountant or something. He just looks like a nerd, man.
Speaker: He doesn't look like a crazy person at the end of the day, but.
Speaker: Crazy comes in all shapes and sizes and and and and
Speaker: appearances apparently at the end of the day. but Hopefully this young lady will be okay. Obviously, it sounds like there was no life-threatening injuries or anything like that. The baby's good and maybe homeboy will get some of the same treatment in jail. me I don't know. Maybe he's got some kind of weird fucking foot fetish at the end of the day, but
Speaker: I'm not here to kink shame. I am here to asshole shame. And this guy is an asshole.
Speaker: And I got all these random ass stories saved.
Speaker: We've all heard the the urban legend. If you're into this kind of stuff, if you're if you are a fan of the horror genre, whether it be books, movies, whatever,
Speaker: We've all heard the urban legend of a little girl who goes up, jumps in her bed, and puts her hand down, and she thinks it's her dog licking her hand, and and she's like, stop it, Fido, don't lick my hand. She then slowly looks up at the mirror, and in the mirror, written and written in either blood or lipstick or, you know, however the story's being told, says humans can lick too.
Speaker: And then you see the fade out and the bad guy under the bed.
Speaker: This happened. this is just and now Now, all urban legends are based off of some truths. But this actually happened not too long ago. Not necessarily that full-on exact story, but similar. This just happened recently.
Speaker: um Monsters aren't real, right? Well, in Kansas, babysitter found ah that ah found a monster, quote-unquote a monster, when when a child she was caring for kept complaining that there was one under her bed.
Speaker: Barton County Sheriff's deputies were dispatched to a residence in southwest Topeka, Kansas. And once they arrived, the victim told officers that she was putting the children she was carrying for to sleep when one of them began to complain about a monster lurking under their bed.
Speaker: According to a statement posted by the Sheriff's Office, That's when she checked because it's what babysitters do. You know, that's what parents do. Now there's no monsters under the bed. Look, no monster. Open the closet. Nope, no monster in here.
Speaker: Or you do the, if there's any fucking monsters in this bedroom, you better come out now or else this is your final warning. and ah Or you you go old school major pain and you empty a magazine into the closet and then pro to you know then let the child know that if there's a monster in that closet,
Speaker: They sure in hell ain't happy no more. So, but yeah, that she checked. that she she She did, man. She poked her head under the bed and sure as shit, there was a man underneath the bed hiding out. The man was identified as 27-year-old Martin Villalobos Jr. He used to live at the house.
Speaker: but a protection from abuse order was issued against him, which ordered that he stayed away from the property. So like, this is technically it's his house. You know, he lived there. i i don't know if he's, ah you know, and whatnot, but for whatever reason, for one reason or another, they said, look, man, you, you can't live here. You're, you've got issues.
Speaker: You're, you're, you're assaulting people. There's salt battery. There's, Threats, there's this, there's that, and the other thing. You can't be here. Well, homeboy took it upon himself to sneak back in. And when the babysitter saw him, there was an altercation.
Speaker: Shout out to the babysitter. She sounds like an absolute fucking badass. Give her a fucking raise, ladies and gentlemen. hook her up with a raise. ah One of the children was knocked over before Martin fled the scene.
Speaker: ah Unfortunately, the police searched for him, but they could not find him. Uh, then the next day he was spotted in the area and attempted to flee, but he was arrested after being chased by police on foot. and according to a statement, he was charged with several felonies, obviously.
Speaker: Number one, you're not allowed to be there, bro. Like that's definitely going to get you in a lot of trouble. Uh, they did not state the man's relationship with the homeowner and or the children.
Speaker: ah
Speaker: so But Martin is being booked with um excuse me martin was being booked with the following charges. Aggravated kidnapping. Aggravated burglary.
Speaker: who i said it. Aggravated battery. Child endangerment. Velony obstruction of law enforcement officer. And violation of a protection from abuse order.
Speaker: And it's currently being held $500,000 bond. But man. bond but man
Speaker: how fucking stripped out like you you you've seen them and you've seen it in movies and you've seen it on television shows but like real life like i'm stripping balls man if like one of my kids are like yo dad there's a daddy there's a monster under my bed uh and i go jokingly you know there's no monster in here and i look and some dudes under my kid's bed Yo, man, I'm going full on like elbow drops, kick to the face.
Speaker: It's on like Donkey Kong, man. But i yeah, like after I get past that initial shock, and holy shit, there really is somebody under my kid's bed. Fucking got me fucked up
Speaker: up. Hey, what's going on, Arlis? How you doing, bro?
Speaker: What's going on with you?
Speaker: and Especially because, yeah i mean, okay, let's be honest. We've all done it. All of us parents have done it. You know, we we we tell our kids there's no such thing as monsters. There's nobody and there's nothing under your bed, nothing in your closet.
Speaker: But, I mean, those urban legends come from somewhere. and and And this is a real-life case of a monster being under the bed. And and just, man, I don't know.
Speaker: I think if I had younger kids now, I would just go on with the full-on major pain. re yeah pop pop pop but Nope. he Ain't there no more. If he is there, he sure as hell ain't happy.
Speaker: Game over. At the end of the day. ah
Speaker: Nice.
Speaker: But, uh, Nonetheless, from Monsters Under the Bed. Hey, I feel you. i feel you. feel you. feel you, Arliss.
Speaker: Hi, I'm right there with you. Busy, busy, busy, busy, busy. Doing a lot of stuff here. that's a home bro I actually have a project I need to tackle tomorrow while I'm home.
Speaker: No video games. None of that. got a project I got to tackle for Nikki. But From a monster under the bed to a monster in the classroom.
Speaker: Not really a monster, more of a dumbass. yeah Absolutely, these these tactics in this this this next article are not OSHA approved.
Speaker: ah a And of course, it's it's fucking Minnesota, man. Like,
Speaker: They're borderline Canadian. So, you know, that that explains a lot. But a 350 pound teacher
Speaker: in Minnesota has been charged after he allegedly used a sixth grader as a stepping stool.
Speaker: and i shouldn Again, I repeat, not OSHA approved. During the school safety, ah during the school safety drill. Um,
Speaker: Jason Rogers, 48, he confessed to standing on the boy's back after the student opted to lie on his stomach instead of sitting down.
Speaker: So the teacher's like, look, motherfucker.
Speaker: This is the proper way to do it. Fucking stands on him. During a drill at the Underwood School last month.
Speaker: The boy's mother said that the saga had left her son so badly injured that he was walking around like an 80-year-old from the pain in his back. The criminal complaint states.
Speaker: And the authorities who authorities were alerted to the ordeal after the boy was taken to the hospital and treated for his injury. The boy told the cops the teacher stood on his back for roughly 10 seconds.
Speaker: I mean... I don't know how big this particular sixth grader ah is, but I mean, I know Cash is borderline sixth grade. He's in fifth grade. and And yeah, I mean, he's not a small kid, but he's not a big kid, not compared to a full grown 350 pound man.
Speaker: Trust me. Again, let me say there's a whole nother situation. 350 pound teacher stands on my kid. all There's a whole other news article that's going to be put out.
Speaker: and then There's an angry Sasquatch shows up at school and buries his foot into a teacher's ass, and they have to go to the hospital and have his foot surgically removed um from impaling him with it.
Speaker: ah
Speaker: causing it yeah So the child did not know why the teacher did this because he did not hear him say anything about it. He just stepped on him like he was a stepping stool.
Speaker: He stated the entire the entire class saw it and thought the defendant had broken the boy's back. And this isn't, again, by no means, 350 pounds. it's not a small That's not a small guy. i mean, I'm pounds. That's fifty pounds more than what i'm what i'm carrying
Speaker: When questioned, Rogers, who acknowledged he weighs roughly around 350 pounds, allegedly admitted he did it because he didn't think the students were taking the drill seriously and enough at the time.
Speaker: He said multiple kids were lying on their stomachs and that he had warned them he could step on them in their current position. So I'm good. yeah Yeah. Instead of instead of using your words, jackass, just like teachers taught us to do back in the day, use your words.
Speaker: Be a big boy. Don't use your hands. Use your words to to resolve problems. ah This jackass just... Rogers then allegedly put his foot on the injured student's lower back and put his weight on him.
Speaker: After hearing the boy groan and say, ouch, Rogers told cops that he asked if the child was okay. No, the child's not okay, you big fat motherfucker. You just stepped on him. Let me hit you with a bus and then ask you if you're okay.
Speaker: What the hell kind of dumbass... That's what we used to do as kids when we'd get into fights with our siblings. Karate kick your sibling off the porch, and when they're laying in the grass crying, you lean over the rail and go, you okay?
Speaker: well Knowing damn well they're not okay.
Speaker: The teacher also copped to stepping on two other students during the drill, so he's just a bitch-o-louder. Kid Crusher. He's just, fuck all you kids. Fuck them damn kids. that's his mo That's his motto.
Speaker: Fuck these kids. All day, every day, just out here.
Speaker: He was slapped with one gross misdemeanor count of malicious punishment of a child as a result, and Rogers has since been, no, see, this is what pisses me off, man. This is what pisses me off.
Speaker: He's been placed on paid administrative leave while the incident is investigated. No, man. Homie, you don't get paid. You don't get paid for assaulting a child when you're at work when you're supposed to be a teacher.
Speaker: You know what happens if I go to work and assault somebody at work? I'm fired.
Speaker: I don't get no paid vacation. I'm fired. No ifs, hands, or butts about it. See ya. Don't let the door hit you where the good Lord splits you. This jacket, as you see see, we have so many issues.
Speaker: Like, no, man. I'm sorry, you stepped on multiple kids, you have multiple witnesses, and and and one little kid has injuries. There is no investigation to be had.
Speaker: I don't give a damn about your teacher's union and about this or they you that. You're under investigation because they have to do the right things, but at the end of the day, you're not getting paid for it, homie. No, fuck you.
Speaker: And if you are getting paid for it, guess what? I hope that the parents sue the Sue the hell out of this guy, and they take literally everything from him, including his last sheet of two-ply toilet paper that he stole from the janitor's office.
Speaker: Everything. Because that's fucked up. That's fucked up. What the fuck, man? What the fuck, bro? You big-back motherfucker. And I hope one of the kids' his dad beats your ass.
Speaker: I really do. because Because that's that's that's what you deserve. What is that saying? That's your just desserts or something like that? I don't know. How's that saying go? Something along those lines at the end of the day.
Speaker: Because
Speaker: and people are fucking weird these days, man. There's a lot going on. A lot going on, man. It's fucking weird, bro.
Speaker: It's fucking weird.
Speaker: At the end of the day, like, geez Louise.
Speaker: um
Speaker: I just, I can't, I can't wrap my head around. And I guess this happens. I guess this happens in other, like I just can't wrap my head around the paid leave, the paid leave part of it. Like,
Speaker: There's no dispute as ah as to whether or not he did it. He's admitted to doing it. There's kids that seen it happen. i How big is the classroom? 20, 25 kids? You know, I don't know. I don't know. I know they tried to make it easier on teachers. side don't know if there's still that many kids in the classroom anymore. But yeah you have all those witnesses. He admitted that he did it.
Speaker: And he did it to not just one child, but multiple childs. Why why is there? yeah I can't wrap my head around that one. That one I can't get behind in any way, shape, and or form at all. It makes no sense to me.
Speaker: um there There is no investigation. The investigation is done. Sorry, once you admit to doing something, in my opinion, the investigation is done. I'll probably due process and blah, blah, blah, whatever. but Yeah, no, I'm sorry.
Speaker: i You did it. You're done. Vamos. Goodbye. see you later. Adios. Bye-bye. whatever
Speaker: you go Go directly to jail. Do not pass go. Do not collect $200. What the fuck, man? What the fuck, man? It's that shit that makes you say what the fuck, man.
Speaker: But, uh,
Speaker: nonetheless, what are you going to do at the end of the day?
Speaker: What are you going to do at the end of the day?
Speaker: Oh,
Speaker: ah du What else we got here? Let me see what we got. We got time for one more real quick. Ladies and gentlemen, we ain't been to Florida in long and and a long hot minute.
Speaker: What do say we venture on down to Florida real quick? like um A Florida bomb was arrested this week. It's nothing new in Florida.
Speaker: People are arrested.
Speaker: for stupid shit quite frequently at the end of the day. ah But, ladies and gentlemen, Gold Star Parenting, Mom of the Year Award right here. Florida mom was arrested this week after her two-year-old daughter was found inside a hospital.
Speaker: Just there, man. Inside a hospital, drugged up and tweaking from meth, authorities said.
Speaker: Deborah Scott, 29, took her toddler to an emergency room in Marion County and told the hospital workers the girl was acting crazy and swinging her arms, bouncing off the walls, and staying up for hours, according to the Levy County Sheriff's Office.
Speaker: But a medical exam revealed that the toddler had symptoms of common ah are symptoms common with adults who were tweaking from the potent and highly addictive drug, officials said.
Speaker: A lab test to determined that the helpless girl was high from exposure to meth and other stimulants. And an additional test showed she suffered from an opiate exposure, according to authorities.
Speaker: Mom got her whole got a whole goddamn pharmacy of illegal drugs floating around the house. That little baby girl got her hands on.
Speaker: Man, you know, I've said this a million times, and I'm going to say it probably a million more times.
Speaker: People should be sterilized, and they should have to pass some kind of psychological and
Speaker: competence test or something, an IQ test or something or another before they are allowed to reproduce. You have too many, too many stupid people popping out fucking babies, man.
Speaker: They can't take care of themselves, let alone a fucking child.
Speaker: Yeah, here we are with another news story, another article about another parent who in somehow, some way, some breezy-ass fucking turn of events.
Speaker: and and And the fucked up thing about it is it's it's the babies. it's It's the children who pay for their there
Speaker: their parents' fuck-ups at the end of the day.
Speaker: Yeah.
Speaker: says Debra, who recently moved into the Bronson home with her boyfriend and daughter, saw the symptoms 12 hours before taking the baby to the hospital.
Speaker: this This kid was just tweaked out of her fucking mind for 12 hours.
Speaker: And and she never she never alerted the police. yeah He got this poor little two-year-old just completely fucking tweaked out of her mind 12 hours i don't know many human beings that can that could withstand uh being tweaked out for 12 hours man let alone a fucking two-year-old at the end of the day um instead of alerting the police or the authorities or calling 9-1-1 or whatever she called up one of her fucking friends uh and she was like hey yo can uh
Speaker: Can give me a lift? And they went to a far away hospital. They didn't even go to a closed hospital. They went to one that was way out the fucking way. I don't know. we had like
Speaker: She knew what she was doing was wrong. That's the other thing that really just drives me crazy in this type of situation, in this type of scenario. like You knew you was in the wrong.
Speaker: You knew something wasn't right, and you still chose to be a fucktard, and you still chose to be a fuck-up. And thank God the the little girl didn't die, but i mean you could have potentially killed your little baby.
Speaker: ah When detectives questioned Scott, she allegedly admitted to recently recently using meth. No shit. Not to mention the other a cocktail of drugs that you had floating around your fucking house.
Speaker: The official said that the trouble mom and the girl lived with roommates and the mom's lover in the home known for drug use.
Speaker: Again, thanks for pointing out the obvious. Scott was arrested Tuesday and charged with felony child neglect. The Levy County Sheriff's Office slammed the mother in a press release.
Speaker: She knowingly put the child at risk and failed to protect the child from dangerous drugs while using dangerous drugs herself.
Speaker: Again, man, she knew what she did. she and She knew what she did. She knew what was going on.
Speaker: we live in a we We live in a world today where you could literally pull up to a fire station and drop a baby off and nobody's going to say boo about it. I think they got like a box you can put them in and ring a bell.
Speaker: I don't know it works. But you can literally just drop the kid off at the fire station, tweaking out of her mind. they could at least start helping her. But no, you wait around for 12 hours.
Speaker: Then you drive way out. you Then you call a friend who takes God knows how long. And then you drive way out of the way to go to a ah hospital that's not even close. Like, Jesus, man, fucking.
Speaker: I say it, man. I said it when I started this story.
Speaker: Gold star, mom of the year right here, ladies and gentlemen. Candidate nominee for mom of the year. Wow, lady. And the sad part about it is after everything's all said and done, after she gets out of jail, after she bails herself out, whatever, it goes to court, dotdada she'll probably get the baby back because our system is that fucking flawed.
Speaker: I've seen it happen so many times. You know, kids in an actual, in a good environment are yanked out of homes. But meanwhile, kids that are not in a good environment, not in a safe environment are just left until you hear the horrible news story that comes up of, you know,
Speaker: God forbid, the, the, uh, no longer alive or, you know, some other, i mean, that's worst case scenario at the end of the day, but there are other terrible things that happen to kids that are left in homes that they don't belong to be, or they don't, they shouldn't be left in, uh, because our, our, our system is, uh, it's flawed.
Speaker: And then you wind up hearing in the stories of kids that had a good home life and taken out and thrown into the system. And, and then you wonder why they become, a Criminals or addicts or or whatever. It's like, oh, you guys fucking ruined them, man. You guys fucking ruined them. Thank God I never had to deal with that bullshit in my life.
Speaker: Thank God.
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Speaker: Again, and and and and other parenting news, man, parents have really been killing it these last few weeks. At the end of the day, they have been killing it in the... Oh, Jesus.
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Speaker: Man, the parents have been killing it the last few weeks ah here on What the Fuck News, and not in a good way.
Speaker: There are a bad parents out there, and and I got one more for you. A father,
Speaker: a ah man in Sydney reportedly woke up to find his wife stabbing their three children in the middle of the night, police say. According to the Sydney Morning Herald, the 47-year-old woman is accused of stabbing her three sleeping children, ages 10, 13, and 16, before their father stopped her by taking the knife away and calling the authorities.
Speaker: Upon waking up to what I would believe to be a number of screams and yells, he's then gone to approach the situation and, from what I am told, has secured the weapon, and he's contacted the Police Detective Superintendent Naomi Moore said in a statement per the outlet.
Speaker: um The woman who also sustained suspected self-inflicted stab wounds and her abdomen was charged at the Westmead Hospital in Sydney. New South Wales Police confirmed in a press release on Monday that the woman had been charged with three counts of wounding or grievous bodily harm to a person with intent to murder.
Speaker: ah Emergency services were called to the home. And they found a 10-year-old boy, a 13-year-old girl, and a 16-year-old girl, and a 47-year-old woman all suffering from stab wounds.
Speaker: um
Speaker: They were all treated at the scene, and paramedics had taken the children to local children's hospital where they all remained in stable condition.
Speaker: Thank God for that. you know other kids were None of the kids were unalived in this situation. Officers attached to the Hills Police area established a crime scene.
Speaker: um Following the inquiries, the woman has now been charged with three counts of cause wounding and grievous bodily harm. There's no... um there's no
Speaker: The 16-year-old girl, unfortunately, who was a paraplegic, had a stab wound and other cuts. The 13-year-old had three stab wounds, and the 10-year-old had two stab wounds.
Speaker: There's no
Speaker: or reason as to why she did it, other than the detective added that the the mother had been acting erratically. Before the attack, we believe that the father and the children were all in their rooms and potentially all asleep when the mother carried out this act.
Speaker: Moore continued that it's certainly not something that my staff or I want to wake up to on a Monday morning. We take responsibility to domestic violence in the hills very, very seriously.
Speaker: And the first question I had this morning was, have we dealt with this family before? What have we done? and as sad as it is, we haven't dealt with this. So there's no there's not even any previous issues or anything like that.
Speaker: it's just kind of fucking kind of fucking happened. I mean, it sounds like the mom was just... And that switch went off in her head and she was like, you kind of, kind of a reminiscing of the, uh, the Amityville, the Amityville story.
Speaker: Um, when homeboy, uh, shot his family all to death, uh, shot up his family and whatnot. Uh, the neighbor was standing there. Uh, he was quite calm. He saw him run back inside to grab a bag and then come out and jumped in the ambulance. i think the dad was probably in shock to be honest with you.
Speaker: Um, Neighbors said that they're generally really nice people. Another neighbor added they come over for Christmas and give us chocolates. um Police says the woman has been refused bail and is set to appear in court.
Speaker: So, wow, man. Just God bless it.
Speaker: Just
Speaker: crazy how that shit happens, man. At the end of the day.
Speaker: And I'm sure, like,
Speaker: the dad was probably in shock and trying to process the entire situation. And, you know I'm sure after everything was all said and done and kind of everything kind of sunk in and settled down, I'm sure that I'd be willing to put money on it that, you know, he had a little bit of a breakdown, cause all things considering.
Speaker: You know, fortunately, none none of the – all the children survived. And none of them were seriously harmed. But also at the same time, man, you just, lot I mean, sounds like they were a pretty good family and from what the neighbors say, but now he just lost his wife. And, you know, now they got to deal with all that and and the healing process and the kids have to grow up knowing like, what the did we do to mommy? That ain't dumb.
Speaker: Man. But they're going to listen from now on at the end of the day. and I have no problem from them kiddos listening. You tell them to take the trash out, you're going to be like, hey, can you take the trash? And it's already going on the way out the door.
Speaker: I don't want to fuck around and find out again.
Speaker: No, man, that's that's just fucking wild to me.
Speaker: Again, as a parent of three myself, They can drive you crazy, but go drink a beer. Go smoke a bowl. Go for a walk. go I don't know. like Go for a drive.
Speaker: Something. Anything. Do not stab your kids, ladies and gentlemen. Not fucking cool.
Speaker: Oh, excuse me. I got one more here.
Speaker: <unk> We're going to call it an early night. We're going call it an early night. A bus driver, this is down in Miami, ah opens fire and opens fire killing two passengers not allowed to be armed.
Speaker: After an argument broke out on a Miami-Dade County Transit bus, two people were shot and killed by the bus driver. The cause of the initial argument is still unclear. According to the report, the investigation is still ongoing.
Speaker: It is not yet known if the bus driver will face any charges for the killing of the two two of his two passengers. Around 3 a.m., a 911 call was placed. An argument had broken out between two male passengers and the bus driver.
Speaker: As the argument escalated, the bus driver pulled out a gun, shot both men. Police arrived on the scene, arrested the driver, and the two injured men were rushed to HCA, Florida.
Speaker: But both men were in critical conditions. Sadly, they both passed away from their injuries. At present, it is unclear if the driver will face any charges for the unaliving.
Speaker: It is also not whether not known whether either men had a pew-pew themselves. Bus drivers in the Miami area shouldn't be carrying pew pews.
Speaker: let me Let me clean it up for the algorithm. ah At work, according, obviously, not allowed to carry at work, dumbasses. You know, what? It is Florida, ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker: ah Transit operators are not allowed to be armed. The spokesperson said after the incident, they added that the company is working in full cooperation with the investigation into the killing of the two men by the bus driver.
Speaker: okay ah County Commissioner Aline Higgins, chair of the county's Transportation Committee, commented on the tragic unaliving. Another example of why people shouldn't have pew-pew. Shut up, bitch.
Speaker: Two people would still be alive today if they had if there had been a shouting match rather than shooting match. I'm heartbroken. Now, you know what? we don't the The story hasn't come out yet. Nobody knows what happened. Nobody knows the full details or anything like that.
Speaker: But, granted, a dude should not have had a gun at work. If you're not allowed to carry at work, don't carry at work. But,
Speaker: had he not, and again, um I'm going to play the devil's advocate here because we don't know both sides of the story yet. But if these two gentlemen were arguing with said bus driver, the situation could have turned out a lot different where either he was stomped out or if they did have a weapon, yeah he himself was unalived.
Speaker: and And it would be a totally different situation.
Speaker: Don't turn it into your anti-gun agenda, you goofy bitch. ah you know Florida is a stand-your-ground state. it is I believe they have a the Castle Doctrine, not that the bus applies in this situation.
Speaker: and I believe, i could be wrong, but I think Florida just recently passed right to concealed carry without a permit, much like Ohio has done in the last couple of years. so Yes, he should not have been carrying at work, but Until we know the full details, until the full investigation comes out, we don't know the full situation.
Speaker: This man very well could have been defending himself. Now, will he face repercussions with his employment because he broke their rules? Absolutely, as he should.
Speaker: But let's all calm the fuck down until we get the...
Speaker: ah
Speaker: Before we get the full story out.
Speaker: Because as of right now, they're still doing the investigation. You know, they went on in this article to say that the bus driver, the fact that the bus driver was actually able to show up to work armed is kind of alarming. And I agree if you, well, I mean, it's not, it's not, it's not that shocking.
Speaker: I've worked with a lot of guys in different situations that carry, um They show up in their personal vehicle, and get in a company vehicle.
Speaker: They're so used to having it on their hip, whatever, then they have to turn around and go, oh, shit, go back to the shop and take care of business or whatever. ah
Speaker: Obviously, the situation should have hopefully never escalated to this point. um But it did, and we don't know why yet.
Speaker: and And also people, I think it's common sense. Drivers and and and and and commuters, riders should not be carrying on public transportation, obviously, no matter what the law says.
Speaker: It's the same thing. ah An establishment can say you cannot carry a weapon in here, and therefore you cannot. Gun ownership is very important. Damn it.
Speaker: I need my pew-pews. You can't take my pew-pews away from me, goddammit. It's America.
Speaker: People...
Speaker: Ugh, people are dumb. I do want to try to follow this story and see if I can get updates on this story because I would like to see
Speaker: what exactly happened.
Speaker: um there shouldn't be any reason for either the passenger or the driver. Obviously, I've said that, you know, no reason to be... I agree.
Speaker: Obviously, the driver will undergo full an investigation as to why they were carrying and what led up to the unaliving of the two passengers. um And it sounds like an unfortunate...
Speaker: And I don't say this joking. I say this
Speaker: as an unfortunate situation. It sounds like an unfortunate a situation to fuck around and find out at the end of the day.
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Speaker: Um, yeah, it's exactly kind of what it is. It it is a, an unfortunate, uh, situation to fuck around and find out two on one situation. Driver shouldn't have been whatever reason. He felt the need to have it and used it.
Speaker: And now we got two guys that, um, are no longer with us. And, uh, geez Louise.
Speaker: Go ahead and save that.
Speaker: um Like I said, if it was quote-unquote justified, obviously he's going to place disciplinary action through his employer, as he should.
Speaker: If it was quote-unquote unjustified, then lock his ass up, man.
Speaker: Send him to jail. Lock him up.
Speaker: But, nonetheless.
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Speaker: and And don't forget, once a month, trivia, y'all can step into the ring with this guy. Nobody's fared very well. I mean, Michael did get the best of me last month.
Speaker: Barely, barely, but nonetheless, I did take an L after reigning supreme for two months in a row. ah And then every other Saturday afternoon, Cash and I get together. Cash is my son, and we talk all things wrestling on Cash's Corner.
Speaker: We talk mainly mainly debbie debbie because that's what he watches. That's what he likes. And we're both big wrestling fans. And currently, we are on the road to WrestleMania. So there's a lot going on, a lot happening.
Speaker: Not just WrestleMania, but you got the Hall of Fame ah inductions. You've got the Slammy Awards. You got a lot of shit going on that revolves around WrestleMania. So we're talking about all that.
Speaker: And then Saturday evenings, every Saturday night, we get crazy. We get a little wild. We get a little weird. We call it nonsensical nonsense. It's our baby right here on the network.
Speaker: We open the doors. Drop the link in the chat and anybody and everybody is welcome to join us. We don't care who you are. We don't care if you like us. We don't care if you don't like us.
Speaker: You are more than welcome to come and be a part of the shenanigans and the fuckery on Saturday nights on Nonsensical Nonsense. And then we wind the week down. down with a little Unnecessary Roughness. That is our sports show.
Speaker: Rick, myself, and former guest of Glick's House of Music and now co-host of Unnecessary Roughness, one and only Derek Wayne Douglas. We hang out. We talk all things sports.
Speaker: And just get our sports fix, man, because we can't talk sports on any other shows here. ah So...
Speaker: unnecessary roughness. ah Shout out last Sunday. We had kind of an impromptu little surprise guest. Our boy Chaka hooked us up with his son Zeke, who is an MMA fighter. And just at 19 years old is is killing it, man.
Speaker: We will definitely have him on again. And we can spend a little bit more time and and the guys will be a little bit more prepared. I kind of shock it. I just kind of sprung that on everybody, including Zeke.
Speaker: So, but yeah, man, check out the network. A lot of things going on. lot of different shows. You don't have to like every show, but you're probably going to find one or two that you do enjoy watching and do enjoy hanging out with. The chatter's box is always open.
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Speaker: As I said earlier, she's out there working right now. She does all of our merch. Um, but you can also get personalized stuff. You don't have buy our stuff. If you want personalized cup or a hoodie or a birthday present, Christmas presents, whatever, let her know what you want.
Speaker: Uh, and, and she can get you taken care of. We can get it shipped out to you. And, uh, All that fun jazz, Beauty and the Beard creative corner. and That was a really long-winded outro ending to the show, but I had a lot of time to kill, so I was like, fuck it, I'm going to do it.
Speaker: With that being said, I'm going to get ready to get the flock out of here. Thank you guys for watching. Thank you guys for hanging out. Do appreciate it. As always, make sure you tune in tomorrow night to
Speaker: cold-blooded conversations. right. Yes, Cold-Blooded Conversations with Wally. And then tune in Friday for Nonsense and Chill with Blaze and Mike.
Speaker: And with that being said, I'm going to button. Thank you guys for listening. Thank you guys for adding out. Have a great night, fuckers. I'm getting the flock out of here.
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