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Technical Issues Before Show
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Gentlemen, may I have your attention please? It's time for the final countdown.
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The show starts in...
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What happened? Why won't anything work?
Humor & Introductions
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happens that won't anything works
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um Hey, y'all better look the fuck out today. My crayons are short, the box is full, my bottle of glue's topped off, and my helmet's on tight, baby. We're about to riz them with a tism. Let's get with it.
00:04:17
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Suck my dick and eat my asshole, you sons of bitches. Now that I've been strong, now that I've been strong.
00:04:27
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Everyone I've ever loved, the push come away. And I have been afraid to the truth in my mind. Is there something left for me to fade in the wreckage of my life?
00:04:42
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My life.
00:05:23
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Lonely inside. o it's going on everybody sorry i just need to use the little little bit of extra time and that's a fan favorite around here and i ain't played it in a hot fucking minute that's why our boy rock league he mixed it up man remade it remixed it redid it and great song by the one and only christian jerico boi only made better by our boy raley But what is going on, everybody? It is Saturday. Let's get fucking weird. This is Nonsensical Nonsense right here on the Nonsensical Network.
00:05:56
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You guys know me. I'm Glick. We got dragons and dinosaurs racing Wally in the building. wallley We got some bla and trivia, Blaze in the building.
00:06:07
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We're hanging out. It's Saturday night. The door's already kicked in. I came in this son of a bitch and I kicked the door clean off the fucking hinges and already dropped the link. Anybody who wants to come in is welcome. um So the link is in the chat for anybody who wants to hang out. Make sure you guys follow us everywhere.
00:06:24
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Buy a dot link slash nonsensical network. All of our links are there. Shuttling's live Monday through Sunday. And don't forget you can listen to us anytime, anyplace, wherever you listen to podcasts. And don't forget to check out our girl, Nikki Beauty in the Beard Creative Corner. She does all of our merch, like this silk shirt that I got on right now.
00:06:43
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And, uh, And she can do also personalized stuff. So you don't even have to buy our shit, but she can do personalized stuff for you as well. I think some point this week she's going to try to get Wally's shirts made so they will be ready and waiting for him whenever he's ready.
00:06:59
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ah We got to jane She's got the design for for for a shirt for Blaze, I smoke dead people.
00:07:12
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Which is a comment that was made on this... Yeah, which was made here on a Saturday night. And we're going to do some nonsensical nonsense shirts that have hashtag words are hard.
00:07:26
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And one of our new favorite ones by our boy Blaze over there. I can't think that dumb.
00:07:35
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Hashtag I can't think that down. Plus you guys can get whatever else you need. If you don't want to buy our stuff, you can get personalized stuff. Anyhooie. I don't know why I say that all the time.
00:07:50
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All of a sudden. o but hello who but gentlemen What's going on gentlemen? I'm feeling i'm feeling very hippie tonight.
00:08:01
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I even got some Some Grateful Dead Juicy Pell L Dogfish Head Brewery up in, I think, ma Maryland or Maine or something like that. Why don't you drink American beer, you communist pig?
00:08:16
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Yeah, that's right. his kind This is one of those non-American beers made in America. I got my stand. But Wally's got some garage beer. I do love me some garage. Have you tried that yet? Have you opened one yet?
00:08:29
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I've had garage beer code last year. i love I like garage gear. This is my first time trying this. Nice. I'm digging the background. You've got your 420 Highway. you got your tie-dye. You've got your pot leaves. and You're ready to rock and roll, man. I'm digging it.
00:08:49
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Wally, how's the family doing, bro? How's everything going? on We're doing all right. Everybody's still kicking, breathing. Rachel went out with her so older sister today and stuff and the kids, and they went over to Dillon Dam today so she can get out and about and get some fresh air and everything else. So other than that, doing all right. and And then for me, I'm just waiting on my start date because I'm going to start back at O'Reilly's again, and I found out it's pretty much going to be like a third in charge, like an assistant assistant manager. so
00:09:25
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I'm just waiting for start date. But it's going to be here in Mount Vernon instead of Johnstown. So it's going close to home. So I don't have to worry about the half hour drive.
00:09:35
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Congrats. Congrats on the new on the new gig, man. Congrats on the I don't know. Is that a promotion from what you were doing last time you were there? Yeah. All I did last time was I was basically just flinging parts and stuff over the counter. This time I'm going to be flinging parts plus going possibly checking on all the stores' commercial accounts that
Personal Updates & Career Moves
00:09:56
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they deal with.
00:09:57
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And checking up on them and everything else and seeing, you know, kind of like getting surveys and see how we can help make things better for them when they order parts service us and stuff. So, yeah, it's a big step up to the plate for me. so Hell, yeah, bro. Congratulations, man, and good luck with that. Hopefully that goes well.
00:10:16
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um Blaze, you got you little part-time kid, don't you?
00:10:23
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I did, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I did. I got a part-time gig. I start Wednesday. just wanted to get that van life. Get that van life. Yeah. Yeah. Did you find one yet?
00:10:36
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green I found some potential ones yet. What's up, Chaka? I know what I want, so. What up, G? Hit me with that follow. You got content. I got you, man. We'll absolutely follow you back at the end of the night.
00:10:50
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Chaka in the building, what up? Joker's extreme. Yeah, Wally, why aren't you helping him move? Because I'm here hanging out with you boys. hu ah Sounds like a pretty goddamn good excuse, Joker. Chaka's in
00:11:07
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check is in the building, what's going on with you, brother? ah ah Blaze, I do want to compliment you last night. Fantastic trivia night, bro. thank you Thank you. Hey, Glick, you suck. How's second place feel, bitch?
00:11:22
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Oh. and i came in I came in second place last night, but I'm still in first place in the overall totals. and actually yeah lost by ilylaw I only lost by a couple of points, which kind shocked me because that's not my... Dude, I was kicking ass the first round. the second The first round was all me.
00:11:42
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The second round was all Michael, man. Michael came in Fucking like, and then I was like, all right, shit, third round. I need a Rocky montage. I had a tiger. I'm going to, ah you know, I'm going to beat up a Russian, you know, and it is just, and I, and I just fell a little bit short. I just fell a couple of points short, but, uh, you know, in the grand scheme of things.
00:12:02
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Yeah. I stopped in just long enough to say, Hey, cause I was up there hanging out with her, with Rachel and everything else. So I figured I'd jump in and just shoot shit and say, Hey, and see how things are going. So,
00:12:13
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Then I heard about you finishing second. Always the first loser. ah You know what? Again, I'll take it, man. I expected to absolutely however.
00:12:25
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you did say there You did say with fantasy you there was a good chance last week that you might have tanked. But for you to come in second, that's pretty fucking good. yeah Who helped you?
00:12:37
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Who helped you? I'm just that fucking smart. um yeah I'm just that fucking smart. What's going on? what you How are you doing, Stranger? No, I don't need to cheat. No, actually, I was watching Michigan lose. I've seen the score of that.
00:12:52
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I was watching the Blue Jackets come from behind in overtime in a shootout, bro. I've seen that. That was big. I watched the Cavaliers eat shit to the Pistons. um Then I was watching.
00:13:05
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and so i like I was watching sports on my phone the whole time. um So, yeah, take that. Yeah, I might have lost by a couple of points, but suck it. And they all are doing how rude are you, sir?
00:13:16
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Get him, Blaze. Get him. Get him. I was an active participant. I was an active participant.
00:13:26
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I engaged in the conversation and even called Blaze. I threw a flag on Blaze and challenged his ass. I'm still going to... you know one mind yeah yeah and And I couldn't do it last night, but I'm going to do it tonight.
00:13:41
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And I call bullshit and I call shenanigans. And this was a bigger screw job than the Montreal school job at whatever wrestling pay-per-view it was last night. I got screwed out of points, which would have probably given me the lead and the win.
00:13:56
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think, Wally, what he keeps forgetting is it's my trivia night. I get a final say. Wait a minute. Hold on. Basically, yeah. I'm sorry. you just starting my cash start a day like yeah yeah yeah like basically in the middle of the game i'm sorry This my favorite, not yours.
00:14:14
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yeah by He's like, nope, you're losing to tonight, Glick. By hoodie beads necessary, Glick loses tonight. that's going that no That wasn't my intent, but I'm glad it worked out.
00:14:29
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They fucking closed their doors last week. Like the main hospital? Is that who you guys work for? Yeah. well Hi, Nikki. Wally said hi.
00:14:41
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Is the zombies attacking us yet? eight There was a sign on the door. They didn't tell anybody was happening. Sign says you gotta to have the flu to get inside. Wow, that's fucking cold-blooded.
00:14:54
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yeah Yeah, Wally, right? That sounds like somebody we know. Just changing the rules. call bullshit. I call shenanigans. He's Cash Senior. he's He learned from Cash. He's been secretly taking advice from Cash.
00:15:06
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I don't remember changing any rules in the world, did no No, no, no, you're not. No. So the question was, who's this guy? And it was a picture of David Bowie in the labyrinth. And I said, Jared, which is his name. Hey, Jared's the Goblin King.
00:15:21
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But I didn't say the Goblin King, and it wasn't the correct answer. However, however, I will say, I will, I will say as much as I want to give Blaze shit for that question, even though it cost me the match, let's be honest, it cost me the match.
00:15:36
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He did, he did bow to my whim. as the great Glick, the almighty Glick, when I when i challenged him on a character from The NeverEnding Story, which is known as The Nothing, but his actual name in the movie was Jamork. It was that big werewolf monster thing?
00:15:57
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Yep, so that's right. So I can only be partially mad at Blaze at the end of the day, but I couldn't really give him a lot of shit last night. That's okay. I couldn't give all the shit tonight.
00:16:09
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second Second place is the first loser, man, and it sucks. You know what? Trust me, I know. I know. know what? You know what? You know what? Going into last night, I had i had a lead more than double anybody else's, and I added to my lead, you know, points-wise.
00:16:27
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So I'm still technically in first place. Bill? Somebody's got to be. Fair enough. I just – ah just I stumbled and I took an L and I knew I was going to take an L last night, but I think I did.
00:16:43
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I think I represented pretty well as the points leader. Like I said, sounds like you did better than what you were actually talking last weekend. You might depending on what the things were, you didn't even think you were going to do very good. You know who the biggest winner was last night?
Trivia Night Recap
00:17:00
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This guy. Right here. That show went off. It was fun. It wasn't frustrating. It was a good show last night. I wonder why that is, guys. i'm rocknna I'm not kicking a horse right now, but i just want to point out I had a blast light now last night. Good. I had a blast last night, so i want to yeah thank you for popping Tony D out there, if you're listening, thank you again for popping up.
00:17:25
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Michael, thank you for popping up. course, damn, y'all looking cold, right? Fuck yeah, I agree. i don't I don't know who John Boyd is.
00:17:36
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That's one of my mind and Gleks buddies. John, you look at the movie lately, motherfucker. i got older john yard so John, who is the oldest? Which one do you think is the oldest on the panel? I'm curious.
00:17:49
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i I mean, I look great compared to people. John Boyd had Greg Oden disease. That sumbitch was 18 and looked like he was 45. Well, speaking of the boss, look who's in on the chat there, Glick. Oh, what's going on, Rachel?
00:18:06
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How you feeling, girl?
00:18:10
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Mrs. Diwali?
00:18:13
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No, please. Yeah, same to you, John. No, man, last night, mad props to you last night. Great show. Michael was awesome. Hopefully we'll see Michael pull up here on a Saturday night sometime.
00:18:25
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He was awesome. Michael huss hustles. I want to say hustles. He's an entertainer. try So Saturday night, i think tonight is Saturday night is two times, too. Do the drill.
00:18:41
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Yeah, I think a little from bookshelves.
00:18:44
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What are you guys trying to do? She has a bookshelf she needs put together. She needs screwdriver. ah Well, there's um that kit that the Mexican has. It doesn't come with a screwdriver?
00:18:56
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Yes. that's Here, take this. This belonged to the Mexican that lived in our house for a hot minute. I'm not doing anything. I can come over and put it together for you. No. Shit, what were we talking about? no ah shit what were we talking about i got distracted. guys. Have
00:19:16
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thank you you have fun too and no jail on out letting so he's done a lot of moving his life man It's stressful as fuck.
00:19:31
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No. There was like yelling in my ear and it went away. All over a screwdriver. Anyway, you have any guests coming up here anytime soon?
00:19:46
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Actually, here in a couple weeks. The other night, I i was jumped in one of the reptile panels that was on Thursday night and stuff. I ended up actually getting us another seven more subscribers actually to the network, and I've got 12 out of the 13 people that was on this RepTalk panel.
00:20:05
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They actually what message private messaged me wanting to set up either a Monday or Thursday night to come on the show and talk about their business side of the ah the hobby and everything. so Yeah.
00:20:17
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Yeah, I did i did notice i did notice a little jump in our following numbers. I want to thank you guys out there in YouTube, man. And Facebook land. And Facebook the so the thing of it the thing of it is is I jumped on there because they were one of the guys that I actually look up to and stuff.
00:20:36
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He had an issue with loaning out one of his high-dollar ball pythons that somebody thought he could trust. Well, come to find out he's done it twice with this same guy, and the guy's either lying about the situation, saying the snake died, or he ended up selling it out from underneath of him and doesn't want to come clean.
00:20:55
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and And like I told them in the panel, I said, you know, I'm still kind of new to this hobby and stuff. Seeing this kind of shit makes me not want to be in the hobby at all.
00:21:06
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And then boom, it they were into like drop your Instagram, your Facebook, your YouTube channel. So I hit them with the Nonsensical Network, my tennt YouTube channel for my motorsports and stuff that I do in the summertime.
00:21:19
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Hit them with that. And then next thing I know, I get on checking everything out. And was like, holy shit. I'm nine subscribers away from my YouTube channel. I can start doing lives with like if I'm doing my snake feedings or anything like that or just having them out cleaning. I can do.
00:21:35
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the live feedings and then transfer them over and stuff. so Nice. so Speaking of of summer and good weather coming up, and I know you do so motor sports.
00:21:48
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eyes Car shows are going starting up, and I yeah love taking pictures of car shows. Oh, they're a blast. Definitely, definitely waiting now definitely waiting to to do that.
00:22:00
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Here next couple weeks sunny. While you need hop up on one of my panels, I'll bring you on so you guys can talk about Riptide. Nice. I'll have to do that, man. what Sometime. I'll definitely do that, Joker.
00:22:15
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but yeah they But yeah, I was just floored and then just before I jumped on here with you guys, I was on one of their other, jumped in their conversations and stuff. Yeah, we know you're younger than us. hush Probably. I don't know i don't know who you are, but probably I'm I'm not old, I'm vintage.
00:22:34
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ah not yeah i'm like i not I'm not squeaky yet. and we Hey, eventually we can all get historical plates for ourselves, right? oh I mean, I might snap and crack little bit. I'm only 23. I don't know what you ah don't know what you old bitches are talking about. I'm only 23.
00:22:50
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Okay, Sasquatch. You tell yourself that. Sasquatch years are way different from human years. At least you didn't say dog years because you'd be older than fucking dirt right now. This is true. Sasquatch is like that how it works? I'm 23.
00:23:07
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At the end of the day.
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i' only twenty three
00:23:22
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Joker's Extreme. what do you um Wally, I'm assuming this is one of your one of your boys here. What's on his channel, man? he He does a lot of different things with RC cars, and here recently him and his girlfriends got into the Crested Geckos and Bearded Dragons.
00:23:37
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I had him on a guest on the show there a while. It's been a while back. He was actually my second guest I had on the show. i was going to say, the name sounds familiar. I thought you would. Yeah. Yep, so...
00:23:48
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Wait, oh yeah is this actually rock? Oh, Jesus, we're going to get wiener bombed. What would you think? Place is like, I'm not verifying shit tonight. I'm bringing everybody up. i trust i I trust Because it was the Biden picture, was like, that's definitely rock.
00:24:06
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but He's trolling me now. ah thats But yeah, he does he does all different types of stuff. That and he's follows up church big time and everything else and stuff. So, I mean, he kind of does up actually he does kind of open discussions and stuff on his channel and everything else.
00:24:24
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I can't find that dildo picture. I can't, I forgot where I say that. You still can't get them in his hand. Can you rock? Dude. Um,
00:24:37
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Molly, I need my hands. There are, in the Periscope days, there are, well, we had the minivan, the minivan ninja.
00:24:51
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For those of you don't know, that's a sexual power move that you can pull on your partner. It's five in the front, or two in the front and five in the back. But you've got to be a ninja about it. There's that picture. There are pictures of me on the internet floating around with giant dildos in my hands.
00:25:07
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because my ex-wife used to sell Pure Romance. And one night I was live on Periscope and I was like, I got these coats full of fucking dildos. And I'm just like, awkward with and I had one.
00:25:19
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I had one. I was like, what are you supposed to do with this fucking sword fight? Because of some bitch was like three and a half feet long. and I'm like, what the fuck?
00:25:30
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Yeah, there's there's pictures on the interwebs. On the interwebs? What? Uh-oh. What are you doing, homie? I'm so happy to have the admin power now.
00:25:43
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um just kicked him. Yeah. I was going to say, wait, you don't have admin powers, do you? I did. I got granted him by the God blazing. Wait, what?
00:25:56
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I know you have powers. know you have mod on that. Wait, yeah what do you got? i don't i don't i have zero I have zero powers right now. I've been making it work for a long time. I was going hijack the show.
00:26:08
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Like maybe a year ago, I planned on it, and I was like, man, I can't even hijack it. I got ah i got it, man i gotta get You got to stop screwing around with this work bullshit and just dedicate yourself to music.
00:26:22
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100% so you have more time to come up here and then I'll give you fill and give these powers. So did you see that thing that I just sent you? haven't listened to it yet because we were already live, but I saved it so didn't go well. That the rough graph of the full album.
00:26:39
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Oh, shit. Nice. Yeah, and Glick, you get to hear ah good amount of it first. so Hells yeah. And so does everybody else, because surprise, next Tuesday on Clicks House of News.
00:26:54
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I'm here. I haven't came out yet. I've been asking for six goddamn years, Rocky. Six goddamn years, Rocky. So I i had a had a weird weird thought the other day. So i oh I got home pretty late. It was like 11 at night, okay?
00:27:13
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I got home pretty late. And I got up the day earlier at 4.00. at four So it was just a very long day. And I got home and i was listening to and I was listening to the album, like the full parts of what I got. And I was like, man, it just doesn't, like, why does it feel finished already?
00:27:30
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It's not, like, finished. To me, I think 17, 18, 20 tracks. Like, that's the way it used to be. And that's what I was trying to do. I was going to pull out, like, a big project.
00:27:42
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little bit I thought about it, like, the album, and I discussed this with you, Glick. The point of it is the stages of grief. There's fun five stages of grief. And I was like, I nailed every single one of those stages. like i was like, oh, it's done already. That's why I can't write anything else. Yeah, right. It's already done.
00:28:01
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I mean, I have, volunteer it's here obviously, I want the album to come out because I'm fucking stoked for it because I have heard some songs off the album. yeah I have other ulterior motives as to why I want the album to come out, which we, and I say we, Rocky and I are not at liberty to speak on yet.
00:28:24
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Not yet. But I have allteror i have ulterior for this album to come out. All of you who are watching, just stick with the network. it all It'll come to you. Don't worry. Fair enough.
00:28:41
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No, but I am excited, brother. When you finally do, because like I said, it's been a, we weve played a lot of Rocky's original stuff. We played a lot of his. music music Actually, I started the show out with the Judas song, because that has always been a favorite here on the network since we started your remix of Fozzie's Judas, because I needed more time to share stuff.
00:29:05
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But, you know, But I'm excited for the album because I'm excited for people to finally get to, like, okay, I know this is going to get twisted, and it's going to come, like it's gonna and it is what it is. We'll ride that train as we ride it.
00:29:23
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But not you're coming out of Rock Lee. Is that what you were going for? Yeah. Well, I mean, it's kind of like a, it's like, it's a reverse black on blonde train right now. It's blonde on black. Yeah.
00:29:38
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Shit. He just kept her everywhere. He wasn't expecting that shit. We hit you up a bit.
00:29:50
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hit you with the un know reverse card yeah you'd like yeah to have it hey good bla ah found i found the picture and i and i turched it up a bit Nice.
00:30:04
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A little anal glide. We're going to need that for this casting. Yeah, there we go. Wings or us. A little bit of toys.
00:30:18
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Five minutes into Rocky being on here and I got him to spit Michelobocher across the room. i thought a good deal at Costco. I was i told you I was pick up a earlier.
00:30:31
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I actually got a, it's like 96 pack. That thing was cheap considering how much I spent on. Yeah, was hella cheap. Bro, I bought beer at Costco one time. And I was like, I am set for the rest of my fucking life.
00:30:44
Speaker
Yep, that's it. 3,047 beers $10.99. Costco. I'm in. You got me. You got today, Costco. Hello? and ninety nine
00:30:53
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costco i'm in you got me yeah got me day costco hello Back that motherfucker right up to my house.
00:31:04
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Yeah, no shit. Bring him Actually, I heard that. Buy it by the pallet. It's even better. It's an even better deal. Buy it by the keg. Oh, even better. Many moons ago, I and I had a many moons ago i used to do that i would buy a cakeg and just i No, I had a spare bedroom, man.
00:31:33
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And I would fill my bathtub full of ice and put the keg in there. Smart. And the Budweiser. I'd get it from the distribution center right here at down off of 16 and NERP.
00:31:45
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Wow. I have no idea what you're talking about. My Wally does.
00:31:52
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Down by the basket. I know what you're talking about. Yeah. Oh. Many moons ago. Yeah, that's a sick one, Blazin'. o Really? That's what that you're going to do on my show? had a green screen Oh, thank you. Thank you.
00:32:08
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I threw that together like right before the show started. i was feeling I was feeling pretty hippie-ish. Because, well, dude, it was different because you burped during the audio clip.
00:32:19
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And nobody. who when you did I didn't realize that. Like, i I like turned my head and I and I tried to burp. Like, again, Grateful Dead GCPL from Dogfish Head Brewery, which is Delaware, and Maryland. Yeah.
00:32:35
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So I'm feeling hippie tonight. It's good. It's to it's like yes it's like ah like a light beer, but with some citrus and like tropical notes. Nice.
00:32:47
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Office 16 and NERC? yeah I don't understand this NERC shit. You've been here, Blaze. NERC. NERC.
00:32:59
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yes they know It's NERC. Yeah, because you're not from here. If you're from here, you say NERC. It's nerd. I enunciate. I call Lu. I call Lu. you call me stupid again he called me stupid yesterday. now you're going to call me stupid again. I see how it works.
00:33:17
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This is how it starts. I'll get my popcorn real quick. Blaze says, I'm not trying to be mean, but I'm a lot smarter than you, Blake.
00:33:28
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I wasn't my force. ah
00:33:34
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That's all I heard. I'm like, wow. move Dick moved, bro. Dick moved. One-dimensional listening for Glick. He didn't finish the listen to the rest of the sentence. He did. He did. He did. He's adjusting my mind. It's funny. I just got to fuck with him.
00:33:51
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I'm telling you, man. Glick was like, huh? What? You said I'm stupid. What? yeah i you said i'm back at the pipe one Oh, this motherfucker.
00:34:02
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Now he wants now he wants to fight me.
00:34:08
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This motherfucker stoner. Hell yeah. No, I got to get one shit. I got get one shit. Did you realize tonight we actually got the real host of Saturday nights down here rocks here now? So, I mean, Glick can disappear.
00:34:26
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Yeah, glad to put me on top, guys. Welcome to Nonsensical Nonsense. Whoa! Whoa, who did that? Oh, man. Oh, no. It's me down. Are we getting another Gerevici moment tonight? What's going on? Here we go. I'll assume my position down here at the bottom.
00:34:51
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Right down here at the bottom corner like a little bitch in there. Wait a minute. That's where you put me a second ago, brother. mean, you know what they say, to the back of the bus.
00:35:05
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Yeah, boy. Oh, here we go. That's how love it. That's why this show is freaking awesome, man. He doesn't go to the back of the bus. He sits with me. He's a mini Sasquatchian, all right, motherfuckers?
00:35:17
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And training. And training. train He's got his ass watching training me wheels on.
00:35:28
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What's going on, Benny? What's going on with man? Welcome back. It's good to see you again, bro. didn't even know about that one, Phil. Misty and John, boy, it's it's it's awesome seeing you guys pop in here, man. I ain't talked to Misty in fucking good lord. I don't remember the last time I talked to hering her or seen her.
00:35:45
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I seen John a few years back.
00:35:51
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There ain't many people from school that I've seen in a hot minute, but that's a good thing. Look, it's a deer on steroids. Beat that bitch's ass.
00:36:02
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I knew you were going to say
Reptile Collection & Pet Discussions
00:36:07
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that. You fucking bowing up on me? Let's get at it. Let's get at it. Let's get at it. I'm so bad, Wally.
00:36:15
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dude i want to i Dude, I want to fight a kangaroo. I have never wanted to fight anything in my life as bad as I want to fight a kangaroo. Only you, Glick. Only you, man. Only you. And I think it's mainly because these assholes don't these assholes don't think I can fight a kangaroo.
00:36:32
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And I'm going to beat the brakes off a kangaroo. Hey, leave the wallabies alone because that's about the only size you can handle. I'm just saying, kangaroo ass whooping is on these motherfuckers. It's not on me.
00:36:45
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It's not on me. It's on these motherfuckers. And that's what I'm going to scream as I'm kicking a kangaroo's ass. As I'm kicking a kangaroo's ass, as I'm whooping that kangaroo's ass, going to yell, this is uninsensical nonsense.
00:36:57
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They brought this on you, motherfucker. Hey, Rock, that means you'll help but you'll be the co-host with us on Saturday nights because Glick's going to be in the hospital healing from that kangaroo ass kicking he's going to get. That's all right. I'm showing up. I'm showing up.
00:37:10
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I'm showing up on a Saturday night rocking a kangaroo. You know how you can get like the... Like how the rock showed up in Conan or Hercules or whatever when he had that lion skin on him. I'm going to show up to this show with kangaroo skin. I'm going to be like...
00:37:29
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So, man.
00:37:32
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It's to be the other way around. The kangaroo is going to be wearing a Sasquatch Glick for his his cape. and get out fight i believe i are I do know that. I've seen that. And congratulations.
00:37:45
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I think. I don't know who to feel sorry for John. or do we Oh, Glick. He's throwing shade at you.
00:37:54
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That kangaroo is going to be the Buckeyes, 0-4 against Glick. like the buckeyes owen four not getting school it ave I put that up for a reason. I knew he was going to say something about it.
00:38:08
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I'm all swooned up. Look at me. I'm bowling up. I'll beat the brakes off you, you bitch. I would love to see that. Hey, have you seen like an actual kangaroo like fight somebody, though? yeah I agree.
00:38:22
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I agree. I think that i think the carrie the kangaroo would fuck a big foot up. i think i think yeah i think no I think if you clear, no, legitimately, fucking kangaroo versus Bigfoot, fucking kangaroo all day long. Yep. You guys always discredit me and count me out, man. You guys don't get the recognition that I deserve.
00:38:45
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No, no, because kangaroo's real, Bigfoot's not, and kangaroo is proven. You're literally talking to a Bigfoot right now. No, you're Sasquatch, not Bigfoot. Shame on you.
00:38:57
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Then your ass watch is saying, dude, what is not real is fucking wookies. Wookies and sasquatches are not real. Fuck you, Brian, you racist piece of
00:39:08
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should be good Yeah, you wookie. Brian's not here to defend himself, but fuck him. re Not yet. He may be in he may be in later. did I'm just saying. I'm just saying. You guys always count me out. you know Y'all don't give me no credit.
00:39:24
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and and And then so I said, i You know what? That that ass whooping that that kangaroo is going to get is going to be on your guys' heads. Hey, I give you credit where it's due, but there's sometimes, man, I'm on the fence on the credit on some of it, Bubba.
00:39:42
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Like, hold on now. Now, if it if it's big a little if it's Bigfoot versus Kangaroo in, like, hide-and-seek competition, Bigfoot's got it. Bigfoot all day, yeah. as i say all yeah That's the champ right there of hide-and-go-seek, man. But a kangaroo is going to put the smack down on Bigfoot back, you know what I'm saying?
00:40:02
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What's up, Chris Technician? How you doing? Hey, Chris. What's up, dude? That's so you I think that's the best comment I've seen in a while.
00:40:13
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Kangaroo or just deer that went to prison? Well, there's a man going around on Facebook actually showing a white-tailed deer, and then next thing you know, you scroll the picture over and it shows the kangaroo like in your backdrop.
00:40:26
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That one gets star. like I love giving out stars. Yeah, Blaze has been a been a golden star. He's like a kindergarten teacher passing out golden stars. um You star. You get a golden star. You get
00:40:44
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a golden star. I'm going to the Columbus Zoo next weekend to play the kangaroo. I'm not even going to Australia. but It's on now, kangaroos. That's not fair because that thing's so used to people. You need to go to Australia and face the ones in the that's now what about ah hold on What about a triple threat?
00:41:03
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Bigfoot versus kangaroo versus a chupacabra. Dude, that chupacabra's going down. Oh, yeah. be in the kagar the bigfoot the big The Bigfoot and the kangaroo are going like, fuck this little mangy-ass looking mutt. Stomp it out and then we'll fight each other.
00:41:19
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Yeah, but it's like small, tiny, fat gets, you know, gnaw at ankle, flip you up. It's going to be a mighty mouse whooping some ass is what probably is going to be. It's a two-on-one scenario. kangaroo like It would be like Jet Li kicking Arnold Schwarzenegger's ass.
00:41:38
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oh Oh, yeah. Small, big. Well, at the end of the day, it's kind of like in Lethal Weapon 4. Jackalope.
00:41:50
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jackallo Jackalopes, sir their whole existence is peacefulness. They don't want to fuck with anything. They just want to smoke the ganja, man. They're just ganja. Yeah, leave the jackalope out of this, Chaka. What's the matter with Who hurts who hurtee china hurt you, you? Chaka are a peaceful animal.
00:42:10
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Chaka, point where Glick hurts Point where Glick hurts you, please. The on the outside the ring like,
00:42:20
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but ya Jackalopes are, du they're just chill, man. They're chill, docile, friendly creatures, man. They just want to live life to the fullest. Chalka's over here like, fuck a jackalope.
00:42:34
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Ever see a mad jackalope? I'm reading that. I'm sorry. I don't know who's sitting by this man. I'm not in charge of that man. It's just like a Wolverine. No, it's a lot.
00:42:48
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You're good. You're good, man. I'm not fucking with the Wolverine. It was like one of those times when you go in the grocery store and you start doing that dance in front of somebody because yeah you know year go one way, they go the same way, you go the other way. Yeah. Yes.
00:43:00
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and mean yeah I'm not fucking with a Wolverine and I'm not fucking with a Honey Badger the end of the day. Them little sons of bitches are meaner than snot. Oh my god, the funniest Honey Badger like fictional story, of course.
00:43:14
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I don't know if you guys are familiar with action action figure therapy. There's a Honey Badger story that those guys did. It's downright fucking just doubt funny.
00:43:25
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Funny, funny, funny. I don't know if you guys know AFT, AFT is awesome. Action figure therapy. It was a bunch of... Right off the top of my head, I don't... It was a bunch of Army GI guys. They got together and they took GI Joe figures and they would put the camera on the GI Joe figure.
00:43:49
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Then off-camera, course, they would... it would spla They would splice in a voiceover, but it was always a story. They had one the guy was always about his majestic mustaches and all his strippers and stuff. It was AFT.
00:44:06
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AFT-AFT. There you go, Glick. Here's one of the dragons for you tonight.
00:44:14
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There's a goddamn dragon on the screen. I got that cougar in the car. Oh, look at that. He got a bearded dragon. That thing's cute. Welcome to... This is one I call special ed because of his tail.
00:44:27
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la Blaze, I told Wally and I were talking the other night, and he was like, oh just so you guys know, you're stuck with me. I'm not going anywhere. And I said, good, because if Blaze and I have to do your shows, it's going to get real fucking weird when it's dinosaur dragon racing.
00:44:43
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Welcome to Dinosaurs and Dragons Racing.
00:44:50
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I'm doing recaps on fucking Pete's dragon and small. We got a T-Rex versus an ice dragon in the classics model that's this weekend. um you how many and How many dinosaurs and dragons do you have, Wally?
00:45:12
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I have... I'm sending you this video... Sending you this video, you two, and WhatsApp. It's called Honey Badger Blood Orgy.
00:45:22
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Okay. I heard the word orgy.
00:45:28
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That's all you need to know. Honey Badger Orgy. What's up, Chaka? Oh, God, Wiener Bomb. Whoa, holy shit. Chaka's got hair, bro. What's up, fellas? How you guys doing?
00:45:41
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What's going on, dude? Hey, Chaka. How you doing, man? How you doing, Chaka? Yeah, it's been a minute. Total, to answer your question, I have 16 reptiles in total.
Chaka's Son's MMA Journey
00:45:53
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Jedi, I'm glad you're here. I want you to check out my up my my new background that I made just for you. What? Dude, you got 16 dragons and dinosaurs. and Yeah, oh, my.
00:46:06
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Lions, tigers, and bears, oh, my. And you got, like, 27 dogs. How many cats you got over there? Fuck a nun. Fuck those felines.
00:46:16
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Wally doesn't like pussy, ladies and gentlemen. Shut up, Dick. Not that kind of pussy. No, it's Flick. Not Dick. He's getting a version to rap. Flick.
00:46:31
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Now I've got two bearded dragons, four ball pythons, an iguana, a tokei gecko, a tegui, And then I've also got a leopard gecko and a crested gecko. Plus, I got my youngest has a four-foot lizard.
00:46:49
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He's only going on a year and a half old, and he's about two and a half foot long right now.
00:46:57
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It's your favorite colors. It's actually Nicky's favorite colors because he's actually black and gold goldish looking like the Steelers colors. Oh, great. My mom had an iguana at one point in time. She got it from a neighbor of ours who had like two two or three monitors and then like four or five iguanas.
00:47:16
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And she was like, I got this baby iguana. Here you go. And then like three hours later, it went from being like a foot and a half to 10 feet long. And I'm like, oh, yeah. they' god named ye it so But that and then my youngest has got she's got two ferrets.
00:47:33
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I've got three dogs total. And then we got a rabbit, too. So... Jesus Christ. You could probably feed the rabbit to one of those dinosaurs.
00:47:45
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That's what I was going to i don't have I don't have a snake big enough for the rabbit to be fed to, if it ever... Somebody cue the goddamn Jurassic Park theme song. but While he's got a little snake, you heard it here first, ladies and gentlemen.
00:48:00
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But yeah...
00:48:04
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and but yeah Wow, i'm not even I am not even at my desk. I just heard that randomly when I was grabbing my beer. holy shit, bro. I didn't realize you had so many dinosaurs and dragons running around. That's cool. Yep.
00:48:20
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Do you just throw them in cages, or do you let them run free in the house? There, hang on. I'll show you guys. I would throw them in. I would let them run free. He's got one chewing on his shoulder, so yeah. I did. I did.
00:48:33
Speaker
Dude, I would let him be feral in the house. Dude, could you imagine if somebody broke in your house and just a bunch of dragons and dinosaurs were like, what's That's my iguana. Oh, he's chilling. He's chilling. What's up, Bo?
00:48:45
Speaker
What's up, mate? He's just waiting for that gate to open. i can leave i can I can leave the door open with him, and he usually doesn't come out unless I tell him it's okay. He's pretty much trained that way.
00:49:00
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Iguanas are super chill for the most part. There's one of my snakes.
00:49:06
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What snake is that? ball python. i have I have four of them. so um Of course, here's my youngest daughter's her two ferrets. They're very friendly. They're least trained.
00:49:18
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I love ferrets, but man, they got that weird... I love ferrets. They're so cool. The big thing with them is is there's a shampoo you have to wash them at least once a month.
00:49:31
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that helps these... I don't understand why you need to like put shampoo on a lizard. They don't get shampoo out in the wilderness. Is it because they live in a lizard? It's the ferrets.
00:49:43
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ah That's what get for jumping in. i had ah I had a friend that had a ferret. I thought it was... lizards place i don't i don't like fair I don't like living with a ferret. They're nasty. It's worse than that.
00:49:57
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Cats and them, I think, are actually about neck and neck, honestly. The smell, the litter box and the ammonia and cat piss is far worse than ferrets, but ferrets do, they do have a fun smell. They are messy.
00:50:12
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Yeah. But they're cool as hell, man. They're fun. but i say again Do you know what movie I forgot to fucking do yesterday now that I'm thinking about ferrets? Fucking Beastmaster.
00:50:23
Speaker
Fuck me in the balls. Ding dong. That was a good movie. I know. I don't know how I'm going to fuck you in your balls, but I am the man to try. No, that's an awesome movie.
00:50:42
Speaker
he at me for it or not yeah that's a great But the smell of the ferrets is actually it's a defensive mechanism that they use in the wild. All of the weasel family, like any type of weasel, anything like that, they have this odor. It's like a deterrent from predators and different things. Yeah, and that's what I'm saying. I agree. And it deters me from not wanting to.
00:51:06
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Just reach in your picture back behind you and grab you dildo and be quiet. Oh. Please, you don't... As a Sasquatch, you don't mind my natural odor.
00:51:19
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but fair Yeah, what are you complaining on about? It's pungent. Sour-like. um well because i Because it's more piney. I like pine. However, it's more piney than sandalwood.
00:51:33
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However, Blaze's great pickup line, we're standing at the edge of the woods. Hey, buddy, can you come here often, big fella? Real quick, Chaka, I got a quick question since i haven't heard we haven't heard from you.
00:51:47
Speaker
How'd your boy do the other weekend, man? Oh, yeah. He did really good. he he okay so Mind you, this is the second fight. and he fought He fought the champ. He did lose, but the first three rounds, he totally whooped that guy's ass. thought he was going to knock him out.
00:52:02
Speaker
The thing with him, he planned on knocking him out the first round. That didn't happen. He kept getting up. So his second round, he's knocking them out and knocking them out. And then ah the dude's eye was swollen shut. His jaw was messed up. And then my son got gassed, got caught in the rear neck choked.
00:52:18
Speaker
Oh, damn. But the the funny thing was... After the fight, they did the post-fight interviews. Right. And then the the guy, they interviewed him.
00:52:30
Speaker
His coach had to talk for him. And this coach was just like, well. And the dude's in the background. His eyes shut. His jaw is all jacked up. And he's all, ah sometimes you win. Sometimes you lose. And they looked at the guys all, sometimes you win and you can't eat solid food for a week.
00:52:45
Speaker
Oh, damn. Yeah. So it looks like there's going to be a rematch in May. Nice. Hell, yeah. That's awesome. right Chaka, let me know. I would love to have your son come up on on Sunday for the sports show. I know it early for you guys, but let me know. I'd love to have him come up.
00:53:08
Speaker
Yeah, he'd love that. Let's see, Sunday, Sunday in the morning. If he's not training, dude, I'll let you know. I'll hit you up. I'll give you a call. Let you know an MMA training schedule, especially when it comes up for a title fight. Oh, it's a lot. Normally it's four to five times a day depending on how hungry and how bad you want it, man. Trust me, it's speaking from somebody that's been there. so Yeah, what I said.
00:53:34
Speaker
Chaka, let's let's get together and and get with your son. And and we'll schedule it around his schedule. I know we we go live at 1 p.m. here. So that's what?
00:53:44
Speaker
10? 10? ten Nine? Nine or ten for you guys? around there yeah Yeah. So I know it's in the morning, but I would love to i would love to i would love to have him on. I would love to talk to him. And obviously you're welcome to come up with him, man.
00:53:58
Speaker
No, i'll just let him use my studio and then he can just you know have at it. The kid's awesome. Chaka's shared some videos, man. like The kid is looks great. In shape, man. and that's f freaking on but That's freaking awesome. Second fight here in Ohio. Is he professional or amateur, Chaka? He's amateur. Only a second fight. He's amateur.
00:54:19
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Yeah, in Ohio, you have to have a minimum of ah at least four fights and be a 500 record before Ohio even looks at you for a title fight. He is very fortunate where you guys live and everything else.
00:54:33
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That's mad kudos, man. For a second fight to be fighting for a title, that's badass, dude. Yeah. And he could have, um man, if if if he if he would have went 30 seconds longer, he would have won it by decision. No hands down would have won it because he whipped his ass the whole time, but he just got caught up.
00:54:48
Speaker
Hey, main thing, tell him, especially with the way he was piecing him up with the cardio, uh, I'm sure he's got a great gym and everything. One of the pieces of advice is I got from my boxing instructor for cardio on situations with that, with the the way he was piecing them up, do ah at least two minute, five rounds of straight just,
00:55:12
Speaker
heavy bag. It helps where you don't get your arms gas, where you can defense, you know, and it's just, and it's just the little things like that that I didn't even know. So when I was training and ah and I was fighting, it's like, what?
00:55:25
Speaker
No way. And then you realize by my second fight for me, my amateur, is super heavyweight being a big guy. Doing those rounds every day, and I was doing it two or three times a day, my arms didn't feel heavy after you know throwing combinations everything else.
00:55:41
Speaker
It's like, oh, that does make sense. It's kind of one of those deals. I'd tap Wally in 30 seconds. but Watching audio him and a couple other people, he yeah they actually motivated me. ah I've already dropped 50 pounds. I'm just almost like, yeah, well.
00:55:59
Speaker
Oh, Chaka's about to get sexy. I'm getting there. There are going to be two sexy sons of bitches in your kitchen at 3 o'clock in the morning eating the snake a snacky snack. Oh, Chaka and Glick. Where's that snack pocket at now, Chaka?
00:56:16
Speaker
We got celery sticks in there, though. That's all right. You got some curds in there? You got some curds and some ranch dressing? Yeah. so Yeah, i'll I'll let him know. When I see him today, I'll ah tell him, hey, dude, you got to jump on.
00:56:33
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Because I interviewed him one time after his first fight, which was kind of cool. That was the coolest thing, interview my son for a whole show. Oh, yeah. I was like, dude, I'll definitely. know its that is That is so much, you know, Cash and I do our show together.
00:56:46
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I love doing that show with him, man. The fact that he's like. You know, he's into it, but he's he's also 11 years old, so he's got the attention span of a fucking goldfish.
00:56:57
Speaker
But, you know, but he he loves it, man, and he looks forward to it. And for me, being a dad and doing this, and love and that and I love doing the podcast and stuff, to be able to do it with my son and do a show together, like, I look forward to every other Saturday, man. So I definitely want to speak to it.
00:57:13
Speaker
get to interview your son and and and have him come up. But yeah, that's, that's, that's cool, man. But no, my oldest son too, he's setting up a, he moved out, got his own apartment and then I went to go check it out. He has like a setup like mine, like computer and everything. all dead. I'll be live streaming. I was like, Oh, that's it. My son's going to school.
00:57:38
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Lazy Jedi. If you're still out there and you got your ear holes on, bring your beautiful fucking face up here. Yeah, no kidding. It looks like you got one of those Red Palms loose in Blake's room. on A fucking wasp got my fucking room and it's driving the fucking dogs and I crazy.
00:57:57
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You got a visitor, Blaze, that wants to come on and sit on your shoulder? it well I was sitting here and it landed on the back of my neck when you were talking.
00:58:07
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That's what that was like. Oh, shit.
00:58:11
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Did Rocky get lost when he went to go get a beer? Did did he did he fall down the stairs? Do we need to do a wellness check? I don't know.
00:58:23
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Somebody call the cops to find out see if he's still alive. Don't call the cops on Rocky. They will be the ones that did it, bro. What are you talking about?
00:58:38
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That thing, I smacked the shit of that thing with my hat. And it's still fucking crawling up the wall. just Get it, Pepper. Get it, Pepper. Get it, Pepper.
00:58:49
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I want to watch this. Can we see? It probably got a hold of some of your super weed, so it's not going to get hurt now. yeah He just flew out the window.
00:59:01
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There's crack at the bottom of the screen. oh Old country rural house. Anyway, it's like 80 degrees. It finally hit 80 degrees yesterday. walk out the front door and I walk out and there's like wasps everywhere looking for a place to build nests. We got back tonight and Nikki and were sitting out on the porch yeah drinking or chatting and having a drink and ah she was like,
00:59:29
Speaker
Not today, you winged demon bastard. It is far too early for you to fucking be here. And I'm like, what the fuck are you yelling And there was a wasp up by the door. Because weve got the door open and the dogs outside and everything.
00:59:42
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And I was like, oh my god, leave him alone. They're already assholes as it is. though Don't only antagonize it. like Don't aggravate it. Because I'm going to be the one that has to kill it.
00:59:58
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I got fight this bitch. Bob Weave. I teach chocolate stuff about a thing or two about not getting gas. Fight a fucking wasp. Hi, Rocky. If I'm getting chased by something like the wasp, you would think I'm in the best shape ever because I'm gone for it. I got i got one one or two minutes to me.
01:00:16
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so Dude, we got them goddamn... don't run from them. and don't run from them. fucking start swatting at I go to battle with them. I don't... Come on, bitches. I don't give a shit. We got them...
01:00:28
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and We got them goddamn murder hornets here in Ohio. Oh, those motherfuckers are like, they're they're like, from head to tail, they're like three inches long, man. and they are they are fucking girthy.
01:00:41
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We got the rock some technical weve got those tarantula hawks here. They're like black with the orange wings. Have you seen those? i answer I've seen Yeah, saw those first in They were brought in to control those fucking and beetle ordeals that look like ladybugs is what these wasps were brought in for, now they overtaken everything and in certain areas. I got hit by one of those, man. Oh, my God. It hurts so bad. I could only imagine.
01:01:14
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Rock, you still alive over there, bud? the Rockies?
01:01:31
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It's all good, guys. What?
01:01:40
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I'm listening. What's going on? I got this errant fucking nose hair. He's having some technical difficulties with his stuff, so. He glicks badly with the nose hair, it sounds like. Bro, I got this errant nose hair that is absolutely driving me crazy, so i'm about to go to work.
01:01:56
Speaker
Or were you trying to get the pepper to make it sneeze so you can go to the bathroom? Dude, if the hair on my head grew like my nose hairs did, I would have a fro right now. I can't get it. cannot get it.
01:02:11
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oh Ah. Ah. Ah.
01:02:17
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venance is mine like that those here i like thiss one nose here but was just curling out and just enough to tick with my nose was trying to be pull that little piece of your brain with it ah The dust just finally fell out and that was what was left.
01:02:47
Speaker
I've been catching you as much as i can, Wally. i've i've been I've been checking it out. It's pretty good. Thanks, man. I appreciate it. try for being new to this game and everything else, so. Yeah.
01:03:00
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Yeah, I've been trying. I've been trying. And I i was talking earlier. I got some more guests on my lined up for my Thursday night reptile show and stuff that I follow and everything else that are going to come on and talk about why they got into the hobby and everything
Podcast Growth & Future Plans
01:03:14
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else. So I'm looking forward to it. It's finally things are starting to fall in place.
01:03:19
Speaker
The motorsports side, it's. It's getting to be hot and heavy here in Ohio for racing and stuff. lot of the guys right now been going south, so trying to get them to come on the show and talk about stuff and their racing has been kind of difficult right at the moment. So the very first time I ever gave him an edible, like cut it into quarters, I would be quarters at a time.
01:03:43
Speaker
And I was like, here's hat. Cool. We go to the bar. pop him up on the wall beside the DJ. I'm like, you take care of him. I'll feed him, Testy, because he's got dry mouth, right? I popped the whole fucking thing in his mouth. How's yours and Beast Mode's new show going, Chaka?
01:04:01
Speaker
Next thing I know, he's got his second win. He's got like a three-stack sandwich and a bag of candy. Sorry, guys. I didn't know he was back. and know he was back I was...
01:04:13
Speaker
I am working on our first Patreon upload. So I'm sorry. I didn't know Glick had stepped away. apologize. Oh, yeah. Sorry. I went to take a piss.
01:04:26
Speaker
I'm not the host. Rocky's the host. No, I didn't. Rocky's the fucking host. He's having some technical difficulties going on with his computer or whatever he's doing. So he hit up the private chat. How does that become a me problem?
01:04:42
Speaker
He's the host. ah now you're back Now you're back to being the host. Shut up. Why is Rocky know thing Because I'm the fake host in Rocky. He's not here. Hi,
01:04:55
Speaker
no Nikki. Keep his ass in line. Where's your other earphone? It's in my case where it belongs. I need your earhole. Shut up.
01:05:05
Speaker
You don't need my earhole. You need your earhole. to peg his earhole? Can I peg his earhole? No. I know. That was the past you've ever answered anything, Glick. No. Blaze is the only one allowed in my ear hole.
01:05:22
Speaker
Why is Blaze only one allowed in your ear hole? Because we have something special, and you're not going to rule it. It's that Sasquatch truck stop thing, right? That's I unload my package.
01:05:35
Speaker
So when you see walk around the house with a Q-tip...
01:05:40
Speaker
Well, apparently, according to Blaze, I'm stupid. Out of my ear hole. All right, now, goodbye. Can you me some Two, three, one, Hello, going? just...
01:06:01
Speaker
yeah well going pretty it's going pretty good so far needed it's like fun cause i finally am doing something that i like and and it's good Hunter to make content. And I'm like, oh, dude, this is cool. I like it. I don't care. I mean, if anybody else likes it, cool. But I enjoy doing it. and and i And I've learned since I've jumped in here with these guys. I mean, you know, if they don't like it, they know how to exit the freaking lives and everything else. And there's the street. hit Hit the streets and go elsewhere, man. I mean, you don't have to – people don't have to like what we do. It's what we want to do. –
01:06:34
Speaker
and They can either enjoy it or, like I said, they can leave. I mean, nobody's twisting their arms. Stay here unless it's Glick. I mean. Yeah, just going what's going off the analytics, I mean, there's people out there that that like it are watching it and they're subbing. So i'm I'm having fun. It's only ah like a week old and and we're going pretty good. so Yeah, we all got it. I know I jumped on and subbed to it when Beast Mode came on and everything was saying about and that and you put in the WhatsApp about you guys were starting your own thing. Yeah.
01:07:03
Speaker
Yeah. i' nervous It's cool. It's fun. Bunch of fucking nerds. I haven't had the opportunity to watch it yet.
01:07:15
Speaker
It's just like a retro thing. It's easy to talk about stuff from your childhood and and stuff you like. cause For me, and and know it's I enjoy it. I like it better than talking about crypto. Crypto's cool, but this is something I like and and I think it's easier to make content on it. like I could sit all day and make content.
01:07:34
Speaker
Well, that's like with me with Dumont. I feel that. I feel that. What are you guys talking about? Like games, toys, stuff like that? is It's just – so originally it started off we wanted talk about retro stuff, like games, toys, movies, commercials, anything from back then.
01:07:51
Speaker
But then, like, as we're kind of slowly finding both of our niches along the way. Like me, I'm doing a lot of top ten stuff, and that seems to be just coming out, like, naturally. So I think that might be my little section of it, doing top ten different stuff from the 80s, you know, Saturday morning cartoons, movies, movies.
01:08:07
Speaker
All that stuff. And then ah he's still, you know, coming up with ways to, you know, provide content too. so we're figuring it out. Yeah. Nice. I'll give it a five. I'll give it a five, Rocky. That was nice.
01:08:20
Speaker
I'll give it a two. oh Don't challenge me, Rocky. No, that's that's cool, man. No, I'm in... i'm I'm hoping, and and and and and I, ooh, that's like a three.
01:08:32
Speaker
That was beautiful. That was juicy. Yeah, that it did, because I was still swallowing my beer. Yeah, you were, you were still swallowing. That was a juicy one. Fuck the fuck up, Glenn.
01:08:47
Speaker
He likes to burp with the beer right here, down almost down his throat. but yeah hopefully ah Hopefully it'll start to bring Beast Mode. Beast Mode kind of seems like he's in a little bit of a shell.
01:09:00
Speaker
Yeah, he'll get it. got Like start to bring him out of his shell. I like these, but cool man. But when he hits it, like and hes he's so funny.
01:09:10
Speaker
And I don't think he knows that how how funny he's. I'm like, dude, keep on going because you're cracking me up. Yeah, it comes it comes with like that that confidence builder because that's something that i I don't know. Wally and I have talked about.
01:09:23
Speaker
And I've told you, like, you can start to see as you're from your first show and as you're continuing to do shows, your confidence is coming about you, man. Like, you're starting to get your confidence.
01:09:34
Speaker
You're starting to you know, when you speak, it's it's it's a little bit more... Like, you kind of got... You're coming from your chest. You're talking from your chest. You know what I mean? I put some bass in that tone. You put... You put Beast Mode on a live panel? Dude, he's coming out with zingers left and right. Well, he was... Last Saturday, he came up with us and stuff, man. He...
01:09:59
Speaker
I mean, he was he was actually nailing Glick a few times last Saturday. There's a difference like when you're doing recorded content. It's a little bit, I guess if you're not used to it, it could be a little bit tougher because you're like, yeah, you know what I mean?
01:10:15
Speaker
Yeah. Fuck, dude. People keep trying now the whole freaking, the whole fucking live will be sitting here trying to burp. yeah it's also it's also it's It's also kind of crazy because like I'm not a numbers guy. Like I don't i don't look at numbers when we're live.
01:10:28
Speaker
I don't pay attention to any of that. I'm just like, we're here. We're on the panel. Let's hang out. Let's have fun. But I do know people who are numbers, guys, and they are looking constantly.
01:10:40
Speaker
and And you can see the if the numbers boost their, guess, charisma or whatever and the way they they they they talk and whatnot, it boosts.
01:10:52
Speaker
Yeah. But as soon as those numbers start to drop, then they start to Well, the thing of it is, is that this is where you can throw some of them where you brought up about the numbers game.
01:11:03
Speaker
<unk> Some of them, even if it doesn't go up, and it goes up and then it goes down. Where we pick on you about your egos, these guys that I've seen where this has been that way, egos are way worse than anything.
01:11:17
Speaker
And then they're total douchebags the more that they go on and stuff I've seen. And it doesn't matter fluctuation-wise. But, yeah, like you said, they hit that peak or keep climbing.
01:11:28
Speaker
It's like they forget all the little guys where they come from that actually made them where they're at. And they just kind of shove you off to the side. So, I mean, it's just the thing of it is with me learning this, I've learned it's you've got to find, like you said, what you enjoy doing and everything So,
01:11:47
Speaker
If you enjoy it, dude, that's all that matters, man. I try not to look at the numbers. I'm kind of like Glick. I'm not a numbers guy. If people, if I go back in and then one day do look at them, I'm like, okay, cool. This is the content here people like. I'm going to more of it.
01:11:59
Speaker
But I just do know what I'm doing. yeah But um yeah, it's just, I built my confidence thanks to Glick and Blaze. I mean, they've really... Ever since my first show. you I mean, how long did I talk to you, Glick, about, hey, I want to do a podcast, but I don't know. Yeah, I know. This motherfucker would message me and be like, man, I want to do a podcast. I'm like, when?
01:12:21
Speaker
I've got a platform. Like, I've got to do it. Yeah, like I got a platform, brother. I'm like, when do you want to do it? And and I'm here. I'm going to help you every step of the way.
01:12:31
Speaker
and I got you, man. When do you want to do I did the whole jump in feet. for I jumped in the hole a whole barrel. I didn't care. i The only way I was going to get in there, like he said, was just jump in and give it a shot. And if I didn't want to do it, I didn't have to do it.
01:12:45
Speaker
But after I got, go I think probably my fourth show, and when I actually had my first guest on my motorsports, especially being one of my good racing buddies, I started to realize how much I was relaxing when I went back through and watched having him.
01:12:59
Speaker
And then from there on out, even without a guest, doing my reptile shows and stuff because can't catch Blaze with his pants down too, but that's okay. How to catch a Blaze episode. Yeah. Actually turned out to be a pretty fun episode. That was good. Yeah.
01:13:20
Speaker
It was awesome. It was a fun episode. But I mean, just going back and re-watching them. like Like my first my first dreams. I'm sorry. Go ahead. No, no. Just real quick, ladies and gentlemen, don't forget it is Saturday night.
01:13:33
Speaker
We got the open door challenge. The doors are wide open. I kick them sons of bitches clean off the hinges. So if you're watching on our Facebook, our YouTube, or our Twitch channel, that link is in the chat. And if you guys want to come in and hang out, everybody and anybody is welcome to come up in here and hang out with us. We just ask that you please keep your genitalia to yourself.
01:13:54
Speaker
Genitalia. Well, Glick, where was that? You can send me that later, Rocky. you can send me that later rock was going to say, that's how I got on here. I had to show it backstage. Well, that's what I was saying, Chaka. It's backstage stuff, guys. you gotta It's behind the scenes. Well, he don't don't let them fool you.
01:14:14
Speaker
What about what they say about black people? It's not true. And I have to i have to give Rocky a lot of reassurance, and I'm like... You're fucking huge, buddy. is is This is massive, man.
01:14:24
Speaker
You're going to hurt somebody with this thing, bro. Stop beating yourself up. this thing It's fucking, man. Mandingo over here, my friend. I'm just saying. It really helped.
01:14:36
Speaker
I get through both days because of it. Yeah, Wally, my first couple streams, i mean when I first started, and and it was people from the community. Like the goddamn stream. I would never look at the camera.
01:14:49
Speaker
I always would look away. For some reason, I wouldn't look at the camera. And then if I had a YouTuber on that I was you know a moderator in their chat or something, cha I would totally forget that I'm even on camera with them because I'm so used to watching them.
01:15:01
Speaker
And then I would be like, listen to them talk. And then I was like, oh, shit, I'm on camera. And then I'd have to figure out something to say. Yeah. my yeah My biggest thing was when I first started, I did the whole, my hands were like up on my face, kind of doing one of these these deals. I'm like, and I went back and watched. I'm like, damn, you look like a fucking fool doing this shit, man.
01:15:22
Speaker
I was like, nerves took over.
01:15:26
Speaker
my My crutch, and and Rocky can attest to this, and and i and and this was, this was, It's actually been fantastic because I feel like I've become a better broadcaster for it. My crutch was if I was live, I was drinking.
01:15:43
Speaker
It gave me that. And now I drink once a week when we're live. maybe um ah Maybe twice a week. i Like last night. Yeah.
01:15:55
Speaker
and For a minute there, I was drinking every time I was like, I was like, man, I'm passing out every live stream. Actually, actually, actually, Blake, wait a minute.
01:16:10
Speaker
He has many, many live streams he would pass out after he did karaoke. So he he would start doing karaoke. He was just gone. He was still going. People still chat. And he's gone. Rocky has so many videos of me.
01:16:28
Speaker
Passed out, singing. I had a full-blown-ass conversation one time with imaginary people in my house. Holy shit. that The yeah first time I passed out, luckily I had Lazy there because he had my and a couple others. Lazy had my back. though I'm sitting like this, and then everybody's just like talking, and then Lazy's like, will you guys put him backstage?
01:16:53
Speaker
My fire alarm went off. Let me go take care of that. I'll go on fire. Let me go take care of that.
Community Engagement & Social Media
01:17:00
Speaker
And if you like us, share us. Please. What Blaine said?
01:17:05
Speaker
Do all that stuff. And Jedi, bring your beautiful fucking face up here. I miss you. Jedi. Jedi. Jedi. I mean, even though you're not a real Jedi yet, but I still love you. think he's a real Jedi. I mean, dude, he's he's more real than a fake Jedi.
01:17:25
Speaker
I mean... He's more real than a Sasquatch. I don't know how to that. You shut your fucking whore mouth, Wally. I'll put these Sasquatch nuts on your forehead. Dude, don't threaten me with a good time.
01:17:44
Speaker
Come on now. Ooh. Easy, big fella. Easy. Easy. No. No.
01:17:51
Speaker
no
01:17:54
Speaker
There's only so much click that can be spread around. I'm just saying. That looks like me and Blades are fighting. Blades is like, I fighting nobody. I'm getting high. I am. I'm channel my inner jackalope.
01:18:10
Speaker
My inner jackalope. I'll just hook you up i'll just hook you up i'll get I'll get you some weed and good weed and stuff. and be here Step to the side for a minute, bud. Blazer's like, I'm not going to fight you, but I challenge you to a weed-off. Yeah. Yeah. Bong rip for bong rip, baby.
01:18:32
Speaker
don't care if I lose. I'll still win. i't i celebrateate the captain Don't drink the bong water, Wally. Don't drink the bong water. This is what you do with bong water. This what you do with bong water. You go get yourself spray bottle, empty one, and pour that bong water in there.
01:18:50
Speaker
put it and close up and walk around. Every time you see a cop car, you spray the cop car down. Hmm.
01:18:59
Speaker
That'll fuck with them. That'll fuck up a canine, They want to fucking run a canine across your car and the goddamn canine starts sitting on their car. Turn the tables on asses. That's a hell of an idea, man. I don't want do that now. Don't tell them I told you.
01:19:15
Speaker
turn the tables on their neck ah the hell of an idea yeah so and want to do that they stuff please can i go go please and don't tell him i toes is Next time you're up here, can i get can i get a jar of bone water next time you're here, please? I kind of want to try this. Spray the copper. Spray the copper real quick. You provide the weird wind out and provide the bone water.
01:19:43
Speaker
the You know what? You know what? For this experiment, I got you, brother. And it's legal here, so you just tell me. i don't know what's what's good and what's not good, but I got you, bro. I'll buy you – I don't know. How do you do that? What is that, like a container, a jar? don't buy bags weed anymore. You don't go get sketchy. I guess so. It depends. Some dispensaries still use good bags or like childproof bags are better than Ziploc bags.
01:20:09
Speaker
Or some do have jars. Depending on the quality, presentation. Some of them have the medicine bottle, pill bottles that they use too. The clear ones and shit for them now too. I've seen.
01:20:21
Speaker
Dude, that shit. I don't know. don't know a lot about weed. I don't know anything about weed. I'll be 100% honest with you. But that shit that Michael had last night, man, it had a lot of purple in it. And I'm just assuming that's that's pretty goddamn good.
01:20:38
Speaker
That must have been like Purple Kush or something. Man, and I don't fucking know what it was. a I just want to say real quick how fortunate I am that after Jeff's parted, and I'm not mad at Jeff. Jeff is doing his thing, but Jeff departed, and I happened serendipitously get another co-host, and He's a stoner, too.
01:21:01
Speaker
It just worked out. i yeah and i'm sure i'm sure I'm sure after last night, Michael hates me, but he was cool. He was awesome. He was a fun guy, man.
Co-host Changes & Guest Opportunities
01:21:10
Speaker
i be that's that's You two together is fun, man.
01:21:14
Speaker
Last week and then this week, he's a cool cat, man. I like that. I like that connection you guys have. I like the show that you guys are starting to put together now. I'm excited for it, man.
01:21:24
Speaker
Oh, Justin's doing his thing now? So, and and this is this is and and this is like no hate, no drama, no nothing. He took a hiatus for a little while. Yeah. A couple weeks ago, Jeff got a little mad, and he unfortunately quit the network. and I don't know what's going on in his world. I haven't talked to him in two weeks.
01:21:46
Speaker
I hit him up. I had hit him up, and he said... At least a few weeks hiatus. you just leave So if he needs to take a break to to unplug and recharge, that's fine. When he does come back, um it's no big secret.
01:22:02
Speaker
I will take all the heat on this one if I have to. But Jeff will come back to Saturday nights and only Saturday nights for the time being. Nothing against Jeff. I love the guy. Obviously, i got nothing but love for the dude.
01:22:17
Speaker
He's like a brother to me. ah I hate that whatever's going on in his world is going on and he won't fucking talk to anybody, especially me. yeah But hopefully he can get his mind right. he can get it figured out. But I would love to have him back on Saturday nights.
01:22:33
Speaker
But as far as the content-driven shows, and and until it can be proven otherwise, we're going to keep him on Saturday nights. I'll continue to run Wednesday nights solo or ah You know, unless, like, Blaze happened to find serendipitously a co-host, then I'll have a new co-host on Wednesday nights. But, I don't know, I had my first solo What the Fuck News last week, or Wednesday.
01:23:01
Speaker
Good song. Oh. oh If you and yeah if you ever need a if you ever need a stand-in and I can make it, dude, hit me up and I can i can try to stand in.
01:23:15
Speaker
No, Wednesday was pretty good, man. Climatete can take over, okay? I night, i will say this to anybody who once you stand in on a wednesday night If you're available, hit me up and let me know, then I will gladly have you on.
01:23:38
Speaker
Chaka, Rocky, Climatente. No, sorry. Fuck Rock Lee. Rock Lee is not welcomed on Wednesday nights. That is Climatente's house on Wednesday nights. What the fuck, dude? I'm here. I'm right here.
01:23:52
Speaker
I'm just reading the message I got from Climatente. He said it's house that Climatente built, and fuck Rock Lee? I don't know, man. So, this is the nonsensical network.
01:24:04
Speaker
melted copper this is the this is the nonsensical network that that we are restreaming right now. He said, who are these new people? I'm the new people here on on their on their channel. You're not new people. You're part of the fucking nonsensical family. I was going to say, you're family on this channel.
01:24:22
Speaker
So I got to drop your guys' as link in the other streams. actually I've actually... Benji hit me up yesterday. I've actually been in Chaka's kitchen at 3 o'clock in the morning naked eating snackies.
01:24:36
Speaker
Yeah, mainly peanut butter. What kind snack do you have? It's just a jar of peanut butter. It was just a jar of peanut butter. it was just a jar of pe but but it when we wearing up i thought i thought it was i thought it was weird at first but chaka said Everything will be all right. like and And when Chaka says everything's going to be all right, everything's going to be all right.
01:24:57
Speaker
Everything is. All right. Yeah. Everything became smooth. It was all smooth. I left my guard down. My defenses went away. And I was like, all right, I'm going to rise this drive.
01:25:15
Speaker
He looked me right in the eyes when he said it. I was like, I feel special. enough you me You mesmerized them,
Humorous Stories & Personal Anecdotes
01:25:24
Speaker
Chaka. That's what it was. And we won't go into any details, but we enjoyed that jar of peanut butter together. yeah and that's but what he's What he's not talking about is that my wife and kids were in the background just...
01:25:38
Speaker
Why is there a Sasquatch in our kitchen?
01:25:46
Speaker
yeah Are we remaking the movie Harry and Hendersons? I'm like, just go. Just go. Just let it happen. Just let it happen. It'll be fine. Just go with the flow. Go with the flow. and He did the same thing to his wife and kids that he did to me.
01:26:01
Speaker
He did this with those reassuring eyes. And everybody knew it was going to be all right. My kids were texting me like, dad, are you going to buy more peanut butter? I'm like, not right now. Not right now. The son tried to MMA fight me and I'm like, bro, I'm a Sasquatch. What are you doing? I'm a supernatural being. Yeah.
01:26:24
Speaker
Still cleaning up the hair in the kitchen. yeah i need i cleaning up the hair the kitchen I apologize. I was trying to help you out, bro, man. see you use some of it.
01:26:38
Speaker
I see you use some of it. I see you right there, girl. That's what I did. just gathered that and I just blew it in. It looks good. Here we go.
01:26:51
Speaker
That's what I do, man. I'm um um'm ah i'm a giving squatch. I'm a giving squatch. I'm a giving squatch. I care. I nurture. I love.
01:27:03
Speaker
oh Fuck you, Wally. Who invited this asshole to the network? You did, asshole. Was I drunk but No, you were is there money out Is there a setting on WhatsApp to where I can prevent it from automatically downloading all the stuff that's put in there on my phone?
01:27:26
Speaker
I don't know. you find it, let me know. I want that. I got so much pictures. actually my camera rolling.
01:27:39
Speaker
Delete what I wanted from the what's up and it it stays in the thing once you delete it, but it's off your camera roll. unlike anybody else I Can't find where they just make it where it stays in the what's up on my phone the other day? Stupid shit stupid shit The other was looking for picture of my daughter, and me my wife were scrolling through my phone, and Blaze.
01:28:06
Speaker
Sorry about the butthole pictures, Chaka. That was meant for Blaze's eyes only. I thought it was your ear hole. Some of the things I haven't seen. It was my chocolate starfish in hot dog-favored water.
01:28:25
Speaker
You beautiful creature. Show me yourself on the screen. You beautiful fucking creature. There he is. ah No, don't you turn your camera off. Don't you tease me like that. What's up, fella? There he is.
01:28:43
Speaker
You beautiful son of a bitch. How are you doing? This ain't the sexiest panel on YouTube. I don't know what is. Look at that. Look at that. Look at that. God, man. Am I in heaven? No. look at oh look at that look at look at hello is ah man i young and Did it Did it hurt, Jedi?
01:29:03
Speaker
Damn it, quick. You're making me blush. can't this. You're just such a beautiful line of cocaine. I want to snort you all up. You know, Blaze, I want to live in your nose.
01:29:17
Speaker
i i mean I fucking love Jedi. Jedi catches so much hell on the Shaman show. And like, why why why do you guys ah why are you so mean to my beautiful Jedi?
01:29:31
Speaker
Shaman only thinks I'm picking on him. Shaman... Shaman's a little oversensitive, let's be honest. clear yeah shit.
01:29:44
Speaker
Shaman's my
01:29:46
Speaker
Shaman's my guy. I love fucking Shaman. He cracks me up. Platt cracks me up, too. I love jumping into the chat. Platt's a feisty one. He's got that Latin fire in his belly.
01:29:59
Speaker
shaman is yeah it's cool man i've i've i've known him for years i've never seen his face only the avatar i've never bro he docked the other stream chaka what he yeah he docks for for a millisecond he did it on purpose because you know plat docks recently and so we put all that pressure on shaman shaman clicked his camera on clicked it back off it's like I put it on one of the comments on X on um one of our post comments. I was like, everybody go to four hours is like 51 minutes something. and yeah um and does it He just snaps on his camera and snaps it right back off.
01:30:34
Speaker
wow Was this last night? Not last night. It was the stream before. So it's Friday. so you it that It's around four hours and 51 minutes. I'm pretty sure.
01:30:46
Speaker
don't I got to pop in last night because i don't think i got to pop in last night cause We were busy here. I was ablaze last night. but um I jumped on a little bit last night.
01:30:58
Speaker
um No, that's like... I'm too not sober to look it up right now. That's like ah my guy my guy Smoke. He never has his camera on.
01:31:08
Speaker
So hold up. Hold up. want to say something real quick. okay well You guys here, Elon doesn't own X anymore. Fucking bullshit. What he did, he sold X to another company he fucking owns for $33.
01:31:24
Speaker
billion dollars wet or whatever the fuck it is and this is a company this is a tech company actually legit lab or some shit like that that he gets fucking government fucking subsidies for so yeah all he did is cover his 12 billion dollar loss fuck that guy oh anyway moving on kinda like that elon
01:31:47
Speaker
Sad part of it is a lot of the business owners, they do that shit. They'll have their other businesses and they just flip it over to their other way for all this. This business is losing money. Let me just sell it over here and I make yeah put this money back in my business. You see it all the time. It's just fucking... Fuck.
01:32:06
Speaker
e ah but Sorry. That's a healthy screening. Jesus, Blaze, you got pain. That was a healthy release. It really was a healthy release.
01:32:22
Speaker
That might have been the most unintelligent thing I've ever heard Blaze do. Fucking Elon Musk. um He just had a rage guard orgasm. A ragegasm. am going to. i am actually i'm actually going to that. i know and rema I'm doing it.
01:32:44
Speaker
um' doing her right now oh make sure call blaze yeah inna you now mother bo big says she did and i ill mix like a but in your own music i don't care you can Who's stupid now, Blaze? Black hands.
01:33:04
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Chris, you're good, man. You're good. See, I ah got it out. I'm laughing about it now. It's all good. You're good. if You're good. guys take this and We love you, buddy. You know we do. Don't ever.
01:33:16
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Don't ever think you need to shut up, dude. Don't ever do that. Yeah, you... Chris Technician, bro, first and foremost... Yeah, you just made one of the best moments possible, Chris. Yeah. Chris Technician, you and I go way back. You're an OG. Like, Chris Technician is the OG of OGs for my streaming.
01:33:36
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Chris Technician has been with me since damn near day one on Periscope. And from Periscope, he's come to TikTok with me. When we started doing nonsensical nonsense, Chris has been here. Actually...
01:33:49
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Chris Technician, let me put you out on an island. he sent He sent wiener pics to my brother-in-law. Well, I was just going to say, i thought Paraclust was gay hookup thing. was... My ex-brother-in-law is, yeah you know... You know what? Since Lazy came out...
01:34:10
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He's of a circus. Oh, there it is. I love that background. All hell. All hell says the Chris technician, God damn it, Link.
01:34:24
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God damn it, Link. All I heard was, all I heard from the couch was my ex-brother and I'll go, your friend sent me pictures of his wiener. i was like, okay. While I'm still live, I'm live on Pariscope. He was like,
01:34:38
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I'm actually kind of nice. like My ex-brother-in-law, he's gay. i got And I got him so fucking drunk one night, dude. When I was on Periscope, and not only did I do my show on Periscope, but I was also ah part of a community, the queer community, which no i'm not clear but and as an ally and i love the people who ran it and on friday nights or whatever they did this thing where they would have a special guest host and they would do mixed drinks so you would pick a mixed drinking you had to make it and blah blah blah and i'm not a mystery
01:35:26
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drinking type of guy. But I made them. I was making them and I was giving them my brother-in-law and he was giving them. I got this kid fucking hurt. He was of age.
01:35:37
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He was over 21. he He got so goddamn drunk. He's like laying on the couch and I'm in the kitchen doing the show and he's laying on the couch singing. that Whoa, your friend sent me his wiener.
01:35:55
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And I'm like, the fuck? I was like, what the fuck, Chris? Chris Technician is man on a mission. He don't hold back, man. He's like, hey, like you.
01:36:07
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ah technic is a man on a mission oh you know know but you know't he don't hold back that he's like hey i like you I want you to out. Cheers, Chris, man.
01:36:21
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I don't know. and i'm i'm not I'm not too fond of unsolicited dick pics. if it unsolicited. I have friends. Of course I have friends. I have some chick friends. I have some chick friends that I'll send randomly. I'll send pictures of Richard Nixon to them.
01:36:42
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and And they'll send me a question mark. yeah They'll send me a question mark. Like, what is this? i was like, it's my dick pic. Oh, actual Richard Nixon. I thought you were saying i tell you to say Richard Nixon. No, no, no, no, no. I'll send them an actual picture of Richard Nixon.
01:37:05
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And they'll ask, what is this for? I'm like, it's my dick pic. car laugh Jimmy Carter. william braber riverson Jimmy Carter. Blaise's reply is... He just
Channel Growth & Milestones
01:37:19
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yeah just came everywhere with that anal glide.
01:37:29
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hey guys, my my wife just took dinner, so I got to bounce. All right, we'll catch you later on, Chuck. Have a good one, buddy. ah you guys yeah daca Thanks for coming up, Shaka.
01:37:39
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No worries.
01:37:44
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oh That was Shaka, everyone. And this is my second empty beer, so I have to go fix that. so I will be back. I will be back. My second half of my edible has also been ingested, so we'll see how the rest of the night goes. was going to say, mine is starting to kick in.
01:38:01
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Fuck yes. Fuck yeah, ladies. There you go.
01:38:07
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Rock, you're being awful quiet over there. What are you plotting?
01:38:12
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He's doing a remix and he's going... Now I don't want to go away because I really... Okay, you better not air it until I get back.
01:38:25
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Please. Because I want to laugh. I want to laugh. i want to spit beer out all over myself. Whoa. whoa
01:38:35
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uh... so you've been lazy how's your guys show going and stuff pretty good actually we just went over the three hundred some mark the other day that's pretty cool congratulations nice man celebrate all the little milestones a pleasure those are actually what adds up more than the big ones beyond the new meaning just little things like that Makes stuff a lot better, in my opinion. Oh, yeah. I mean, we like... Mine's when we got over 100, you know? So it's like, yeah, all every step along the way is kind of fun.
01:39:05
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Kind of... Wally likes it. Remember it. I don't know what we're talking about. Hey, Lazy just got... their Their channel just got over... Finally hit 300 subscribers, so it's a little milestone he's excited about. Oh, Congratulations, man. Like, your channel or Shaman's channel?
01:39:21
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ah who What do you mean? i but I know you have a channel. I know you have a YouTube channel. no that's That's our channel. The Lazy Shaman Show is like our Oh, congratulations. We have our own personal accounts but yeah yeah for our show account. That's that's awesome. behind That is freaking awesome.
01:39:40
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That's fucking awesome. Congratulations, man. got it you got You gotta You gotta You gotta You gotta patch yourself on the on the on the little achievements that's what we're talking yeah i do it all the time we just hit uh 40 000 views there last week but yeah week or two back we just hit 40 40 000 views on uh on youtube that's awesome bro and um we're we're creeping up on 50 000 listens on the uh podcasting platforms so i mean nice
01:40:15
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Yeah, and I don't, shit, I think we've only got like 360 subscribers on YouTube, so hey, assholes, go subscribe to us on YouTube. ya pieces eight Yeah, of shit. Hey, this asshole right here brought in eight more the other just in one night, yeah so I can't. Oh, hell Listen to what Lazy Jedi said, you pieces shit.
01:40:36
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You got to become a problem with Lazy Jedi? You got a problem with Glick. You don't want a problem with Glick because as you can see, I'm the motherfucking champion. he is. He's got the belts to back it up. You want one of that? You shouldn't get past the beard, you bitches.
01:40:50
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Yeah, you bitches. We're talking to you, imaginary people. This has become the Glick and Jedi. This has become the Glick and Jedi talking shit out. Yeah, there you go.
01:41:04
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but But yeah, that's like my own personal feat for myself, for my channel. I'm actually... I was stuck at like 30 subscribers for my motor sports and reptile channel. I do during the summertime and everything else.
01:41:18
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Now I'm up to a nine subscribers actually way where I can actually finally go live. on my own channel. So if I'm at a drag racing event or a truck and tractor pulling event, as soon as I hit those 950 subscribers, I can start it instead of just videoing and posting, I can actually live feed for my band from the sidelines. And that would create a snowball effect. because once you hit there and you're able to do that, you're going to get subscribers just rolling in like crazy.
01:41:46
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and i've been bringing and then Since I've done my Thursday, now that I'm not doing just Monday nights, which was awesome. Glick came up with the idea to split the shows up. Thursdays has been like the hottest part since I've joined the network for myself. Personally, I've had more more people watching, interacting, and the more views in the short time I've been part of the network just for doing that side.
01:42:12
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But I'm also bringing a lot of the people I follow on their YouTube channels and stuff over. They're coming over and checking out The Nonsensical Network, not alone my show, but everybody else's. And just the other night, I had eight subscribers just hit up, and ah couple more today said they subscribed to the network plus my channel. So, I mean, it's working both ways. Rock Lee's background.
01:42:35
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Is that Glick from, like, what, 92? High school. That's Glick from high school. That is not. That is actually. That 20, 24, 25-year-old right. Yeah. It's pussy with Okay.
01:42:47
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one
01:42:51
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twenty four twenty five you oldli okay no yeah here um Bitch, I will trap your ass out.
01:43:07
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No. That's what you're going to be like. You're in this with attitude. i will i won't make you call me daddy. yeah I already do. Shut up. I gotta take it where I can get it.
01:43:21
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I don't fucking Wally can call me daddy all he wants. You gotta, you gotta take it where you can get it. Hey, Blaze, will you pass him over that anal glide?
01:43:34
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i got to take it where i can get it oh get fuck wall he can call me dad all he want um even you guys you gotta take it where you can get hey blaze will you pass them over that anal glide We're past the Don't need it no more. need the animal glide. I'm going to Minnesota.
01:43:59
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getting here, Jedi. I Jedi anymore. been with a Sasquatch before.
01:44:09
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like i't never been with the sas watchch before so You look warm, though, and it's Minnesota in the winter, so I'll take it. I'll keep you warm all day, every day, brother. Snuggle on in.
01:44:25
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You don't have to cut my belly open. And then when we're done, I'm going to skin you and put your pelt in front of my fireplace. um never had a rug I've never had a bear skin rug. I'm not a bear. I'm ah i' a Squatch. You'll have a Sasquatch rug now.
01:44:39
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That's even more unique. He'd be like, look, stroking the glick beard. He'd be like, yeah, laying on the fireplace, nice and warm in the winter. I can just lay on the floor. You don't have to skin me. i can just lay on the floor. Yeah, that sounds easier for both of us.
01:44:57
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What's up, kid? I'm here. Win, win. Do the sexy music. Do the sexy music. Siri! a Play the sexy time music.
01:45:11
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This is great music right here. I'm fucking crying. This how I of being on block. what i'm gonna do bro oh this is mine is glinck sexy me gray here i'm pluging crying
01:45:30
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dollar you da bro wait for this rocky remi ah being um
01:45:40
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Yeah, that's what he's working on right now. He's so excited to watch himself jerk off on stream. I know. I only get to watch myself jerk off any night I want to. I'm just saying.
01:45:53
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Yeah, right, Blaze. You're cut you're one of those weirdos that jerks off in the dark because you don't want to see yourself. How many times do you get mad at this? um I hate myself. Don't look at me and turn the light off. I'm embarrassed by the size, guys. Blaine, don't feel bad. i have the same I have the same problem. Don't feel bad.
01:46:15
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i'm better in the dark so i know that couldator l la I like that one. You guys are missing out. i put my belt I put my belt on my shoulder and I turn all the lights on and i'm standing in the mirror. Hey, do you got your stack of sandwiches and your veggie chips there hanging with you too? good i do I do. I'm the champ. Yeah, you're the champ, big fella. Yeah, you are.
01:46:39
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I'm getting hard right now thinking about it.
01:46:44
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i'm getting hard right now thinkinging about it Guys, i'll be right back. I need some little alone time. Let me go ahead and get this off the wall real quick. Excuse me. That's week and buff it. That's why I... yeah so he's got to clean it once a week and buff it yeah yeah a i That's why have this on my desk. He has a right bag right here. A Windex.
01:47:20
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It's not worth It's daily, Blaze. Come on now. treats it He treats it like a stripper pool. um Yeah, right. Currently, right now, that that I'm unemployed and I do nothing, yeah, it's daily. It's multiple times a day, let's be honest.
01:47:35
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Oh, ah It's been ten minutes. I'm bored. Fuck it. Oh, man. No such thing as too shiny. What? She's weeping. What? What the fuck?
01:47:49
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oh yeah what what yeah got you save all the
01:48:05
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what the rush Somebody's in the dumb house. Dang, man, look at him. He's trying to explain himself. I don't know what the hell is happening. I only polished it twice today, i promise. I didn't do nothing, man.
01:48:22
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ah can My camera battery went dead. oh shit. Blaze, you ain't having no luck with that camera battery there, bud. Oh, no, I have. My other two were charged up. I'm all gravy, baby.
01:48:35
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There we go. I tell you what, though. It was nice it was like 80 degrees for the first time the other day, so I grabbed my camera at through all three of my batteries in my bag. Fucking went out to the trail. I get out there, grabbed my camera out of my bag. Oh, battery dead. What the fuck?
01:48:50
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So I put in another one, battery dead. What the fuck? Put another one, battery dead. What the fuck? Oh, that sucks, man. Yeah, yeah. But I had a weed with me, so it turned out all right.
01:49:02
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Hey, that's okay. think weed's why you forgot to charge them. Probably.
01:49:08
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because it was, a I think it was like a day after, it was after Saturday. After I ah rotate through my batteries like four times going through the night. just do like Saturday nights. By the time I get done, i i typically leave my camera on. I forget to turn it off.
01:49:26
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I just go crash. I like shut my laptop and My camera just says that. and and As I get done, I'll worry about it later. Fuck it. Yeah, and the battery dies. I need to get the adapter where I can actually have continuous power because it's a Canon camera hooked up as a webcam.
01:49:46
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So, yeah. Yeah, yeah. That is sick. Thanks. Thanks, Blazin'. I appreciate you, buddy. what What happened? What did I just do? You just gave me so much. I have another song coming out because of you.
01:50:01
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Thanks, bud. What the fuck, man? I can't wait to see what's going to come out of this. The first one was free. The second one... It's going to cost you. It's going to cost you, buddy. No, no. Save one, bro. Save one. But it's actually worth it. It's pretty funny. It's just the gift that keeps on giving type of thing? Yeah, exactly. I just made like 18 sounds out of Blazin' doing it. Dude, I cannot wait to see this shit. Oh, shit.
01:50:29
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oh yeah Now I've got to take the clip from the show once the show goes live and just take his little and I'll make that album cover of it.
01:50:40
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Oh, man. Blaze, you're about to be a star. I better get to see this before the release. I'm not going to No, no, we all have to know. and on the The world has to see it at the same time. Okay, okay, okay. I agree, Lazy. i agree.
01:50:57
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ah At the same time, I'm okay with it. Blaze, you're going to be a movie star, buddy. Oh, buddy. um don' Start working out your hands. You're going signing a lot of autographs.
01:51:08
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don't want to get purple tunnels. I will not. If I ever become a celebrity, I will not sign one single autograph. Ever. You're going to be one of those ones on that dickhead. If you come up and ask for my autograph, I'm going going to tell you to fuck yourself. I'm not that kind of person.
01:51:28
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I'm just not that kind of person. Blake, can I do an autograph? me see. Go fuck yourself, buddy. That hurts a lot, okay? Walk up and be like, hey, bro, you want go fucking have a beer and go smoke a joint? I'm like, yeah, let's go do that.
01:51:43
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But it's going cost you an autograph. Sorry. Don't fucking harass me for my autograph. Let me show you guys a sound that I just made out of him real quick. Here we go.
01:51:54
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Wait, wait, wait. away
01:51:59
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I gotta give me one second.
01:52:06
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It's actually pretty sick. I was like, dude, what? There we go. I think I got it.
01:52:24
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so Alright.
01:52:28
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I'm like lingering in anticipation. ah you know, I'm gonna die. And then like I took it and then made like a whole little...
01:52:39
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and then like i took it and then made like a whole little Yes, I've been turned into music. I love it. Go on.
01:52:53
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yeah
01:52:58
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ah yes i've been turning into music i love it and one Wow. Wow, Rocky. Wow, Rocky. It's the sound of semen.
01:53:11
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You've been replaced, Glick. Sorry. Hey, Glick, Glick. Dude, you have no... There's nothing to brag about. It's me going...
01:53:22
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Oh, no, trust me. I'm going to – trust me. I wrote down the time, and I'm going to find the clip of you doing that, and I'm going to clip it, and I'm going to put it up on the social – I need to know about this the minute it's available, Glick. Where did I write it
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at? Top priority.
01:53:40
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Yes. I have to – actually going to label this Blaze – How do you spell... Hey, do you know a cigarette. I'll be right back. Yes.
01:53:58
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blame is the one that came but i'm the one that needs a cigarette i'll be right back yeah I feel you, you. Now, Rocky, with that sound, you need to get the Sasquatch noise mixed in with it, too.
01:54:17
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na now that he to whats what that sound you need to get the sasquatch noise mixed in with it too kind of mix it There we go. Chaka's always looking out for me. I love you, brother. There's how you spell it.
01:54:36
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Chaka's got your back. He's got it.
01:54:40
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soka got tobacco he's got it shockers Actually, we we do have we do have the Sasquatch we do have the sas watcht mating call, actually here real quick ah
01:55:05
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they for for the first first creation the the those me
01:55:15
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getting ready to throw accident blazes head and that you're calling it make you have to suffer with all the time man home yeah sometimes house I i I'm sorry, Glick. do You have to stoop that low.
01:55:32
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oh Well, actually, actually, actually, that is but is not an exact representation. the actual, it's a little bit more primal, but Rocky knows being a fellow TickTacker. Or was it a Chewy cult?
01:55:50
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The Chewbacca cult? Oh, you shut your fucking whore mouth. Rocky Memphis is being a fellow TikToker. There are some sounds that you don't make on a live and or on TikToker because all the thirsties will will will all of a sudden appear and and the primal growl that I have actually made a mistake before I knew better.
01:56:18
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I've made that mistake of doing a growl. Lesson learned? Yeah, lesson learned. Like, God, he's big, he's bearded, and he growls. And it's like, what's up? All you thirsties, go follow my OnlyFans.
01:56:34
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It's in our link um by but about like but bring what' done on But bring a big jug. bring up big big jug to fill up ah big What's going on, Jenna?
01:56:49
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She says hi to a lazy. What are all those wrestling belts for? That's because I'm the champion. Duh. Obviously. Chomp. Chomp. I have all the seeds in my head. Hang out to me. Hang out to me.
01:57:10
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No, actually, i do have the Stone Cold Steve Austin Smoking Skull belt that was gifted to me. Bought my man's in them smoke. But these two are custom-made championship belts for this show right here. Actually, this one, that one is custom-made for this show. And then this one over here will be either the network Glicks House of Music very soon.
01:57:35
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i think it's goingnna be i think it's going to be the I think it's going to be the nonsensical nonsense logo that we have up in the corner with the double birds. I think that's what I'm going to put on this belt.
01:57:46
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Only fitting.
01:57:50
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Oh, there's no forgiveness needed. There's no forgiveness needed, Ms. Jenna. I'm an asshole, and I have an ego, and I'm a wrestling fan. So I bought custom-made champs. Everybody time-stamped this. He admitted the ego part, time-stamped this shit. Oh, no, why? Dude, I admit it all the time. He always admits his ego.
01:58:12
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I call it out. I'm an asshole, and I have an ego, and I call myself the champ, so I had custom-made championship belts. So, yeah, look. Ah, see? Uh-huh.
01:58:23
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she's She's one of my people. I like her. That's awesome. She likes assholes. She's my peoples. Hey. She's my peoples. I like assholes, too.
01:58:36
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yeah Well, Jenna, if you'd be so kind, you could follow us on the Nonsensical Network here on YouTube. That would be awesome. And you could see this asshole and that asshole and that asshole and that other asshole all the time. Yeah, Rocky, you're an asshole, too.
01:58:54
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I'm the king of the assholes, and these are my minions.
01:59:00
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That's crazy. That wasp is crawling around on the floor. It can't fly because I fucked it up. But my dog found I you had to go out the window.
01:59:11
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No, I guess it didn't. Welcome to the nonsense. Come back for more. Welcome to the Nonsense School Network, where we are walking red flags. Oh, look at that.
01:59:23
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Look at that. All right, man. Even better. Let's go. Hell yeah. Nice.
01:59:32
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Now, go subscribe to official EDM Combat remixes on YouTube. Oh, yeah. Or I'm a fuck-your-wife long dick style.
01:59:45
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And that's non-negotiable. but Wow, easy, easy. Why is he killer? Why did he hit us? Check out. Oh, what's up, genocide?
01:59:59
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Chaka's the man. We love Chaka. Chaka's actually just on here. Is that his camera guy again? Noise. You want a little, you want you want a little, you want a little, hold on a second, what do I have for?
02:00:17
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Weak. Shut your fucking slut mouth. You're lucky my youngest is at home. I'd have her fucking show you up. Oh my god, bro. If you can't show me up yourself, I don't want to talk about it.
02:00:33
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I can't. and I'll admit it. this is I'll make the feed what he's up to the belching. This is this is this is this is a little this a little sample of edm combat Remix official.
02:00:47
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Or whatever. That's all you need to I thought I had more, but Jeff has apparently deleted all of my Rocky stuff.
02:01:00
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Really? ah Man, I am mad because one of my favorite things was this guy. in personal and I was like, yeah you you need to go there and purge. I got you all day long. You need to purge. oh yeah I do need to purge because... This Saturday Night Studio needs a good purge.
02:01:21
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It does need a good purge because this is the only thing that I have by Rocky. This is the only thing I have by Rocky. I'm just going to play like a minute. going to play like a minute. have my own soundboard.
02:01:36
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And you're an escort. Oh, God. where's my just yeah I'm just going to give it just a minute of this. This is Rocky, one of his remixes.
02:01:52
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Everyone I've ever loved, I pushed them all away. And have been slave to the bullets in my mind. Is there something left for me to save in the wreckage of my life?
02:02:07
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My life.
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on the
02:02:54
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inside. That's just an appetizer of what Rocky can do. So like Michael screaming last night collusion shit. Yeah, collusion.
02:03:08
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Oh, got a puppy, dude. Who got a puppy? Man, how do you not stand up with a freaking puppy in his chest? You know what?
02:03:18
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I'm at the comments. You're looking for a puppy? You know what? I'm going to take a moment. I'm going to take a moment. There's a goddamn dog in his lap.
02:03:31
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fucking co-dependent, needed fucking people. Plays wouldn't even bother to look around. He just questions Where's the puppy? I'm not going to use my eyes to find the answer. Where's not a goddamn puppy on this stream?
02:03:44
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goddam puppy on this stream but i'm born when I'm higher than I like when I'm on streams. Usually I get when I get this high, but I'm just roll with it.
02:03:57
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It's going to be... My show, with Wally being on the show, you never know. It could be dogs, could be dragons, could be dinosaurs. You never know.
02:04:08
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Oh, shit. Oh, fucking Chaka. Goddamn. I didn't think it was going to be that quick, but okay, yeah, man. I got it right now. I got it right now. I got it right now and download on my show. No, no, no, no, no. What he said about his son.
02:04:21
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I didn't know that it was going to be that quick, but... He said he could join tomorrow. I was thinking like... Oh, that's it. Absolutely. againy Yeah, absolutely bring it, bro. I didn't know going to be that quick.
02:04:34
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I would love to spend more time talking to him, but if he's available tomorrow ah for 20, 30 minutes, let's let's fucking do it, man. a What you got? Sorry. your positive for?
02:04:51
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what's your pi I did. That was it. That was all that you said. I thought it was worth it. Oh, we got get the whole reaction going on that. There you go.
02:05:06
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I'm into thrash metal. ah Dude, Rocky actually turned me on to EDM music. I'm not going to lie. But don't let let me give me give me a moment. Let me boost my man's ego. Let me boost my man's ego here for minute ago.
02:05:21
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thrtle Rocky yeah rocky turned me and turned me on to EDM music. Not going to lie. Became a fan of it because of Rocky. However, Rocky can rap.
02:05:34
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Rocky can freestyle. Rocky can sing rock music. Rocky can sing country. Rocky can sing R&B. Can you yodel, though? Can you yodel? Yeah, he probably could. Can you yodel?
02:05:48
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Come on, I'm going to hit me yodel, bud. Let's go. Lay hand now. Yada, yada, yada, yada. I'm going to try now. When Jeff and I started talking, I'm Hey, Rock. right No, no, no. Hey, when Glick started saying i was like, what is the whitest thing I can ask Rock and Honestly, I was trying to think about it.
02:06:13
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It was either that or play the polka. yeah Oh, that would have been a good second. i want to hear about the only in throat singing. That's what I want to hear. You have to go to Pornhub for that.
02:06:27
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Oh, man. I got an idea. yeah say okay on small record on fucking po i got an idea That's what Connor's mom does. His Mongolian person. Oh my god.
02:06:44
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You can't even defend him now. This fucking Connor is a bitch. I'm your new stepdaddy, Connor.
02:06:52
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i'm your new step-dady connor
02:06:56
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Poor Connor. No, no. rocky rocky Rocky is a man of many talents. When when we when Jeff and I first started doing... This sounds like a bad guy. Like a villain from a movie. Isn't that the guy from... from music He teamed up with Magneto.
02:07:11
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Isn't that the from fucking G.I. Joe? Destructo? That was Destro. it's No, it's just Destro. I'm a nerd, too. I'm a nerd, too, man.
02:07:24
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ah No, when Jeff and I first started doing Nonsensical Nonsense, and I was like, we should do interviews. So we had Rocky up as our first guest. And out of nowhere, I was like, hey, Rocky, why don't you sing us a little John Legend without hesitation?
02:07:40
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Boom. Rocky was like, I'm on it. I got it. I got the video clip somewhere in the file. That's because you didn't throw it throw a curveball at him like, hey, Rocky, yodel. No. Well, no. I take the money to see it.
02:07:56
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But if you if you hear Rocky's natural singing, he's got kind of a rock raw vocal to him, and then he puts the beats and everything behind him and whatnot.
02:08:11
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So for him to sing John Legend and sound, like just like John Legend is crazy. But I've called this cat out. Like, dude, I've i've had him sing.
02:08:23
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I've had him sing country music. I've had him rap, like on the spot. Like Rocky is super talented, man. This is my guy. You know, like, i don't know why he hangs out my dumb ass.
02:08:34
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but ah Where else am I going to get? Rocky, I'm going to have to get you on the Lazy Shaman show someday, bro. That's where I got you. That's where I got you at, Rocky. I got to, I got to reach, I got to get you to full Sasquatchian.
02:08:48
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Rocky's like, one of these days, my hair will grow. I am trying, man. It is a struggle to reach Sasquatchian, man. Oh, hell yeah, Jenna. Absolutely. I, that's my Tuesday night show, man.
02:09:02
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Uh, don't be a stranger. Feel free. If you're on Insta or anything like that, go ahead and follow us and, uh, throw a message and, uh, Absolutely. That would be dope. That be cool, man. Definitely appreciate i have And it goes out to anybody, anybody who's friends with local artists or upcoming bands or or or musicians out there.
02:09:19
Speaker
If you guys want to see them hang out on Glicks House of Music on Tuesday night and, you know, don't don't be shy. Tell them to come check me out. Tell them to, you know, tell me to check them out, whatever the case may be.
02:09:32
Speaker
It's always appreciated, man. i would love to I would love to see more of what our audience what our fans like on Glick's House of Music. Glick's House of Music is badass, dude. Every time I tune in, it's always a... I have a very special... I have a very... Really? I have a very special... I have a very special co-host this Tuesday night.
02:09:56
Speaker
Fucking Kelly, the goddamn fucking boot and rally is going to be there. Fucking... The boot and rally. Yeah. Blaze is fired up. I like it. He's not his normal fired up, you know what I mean? and but He's excited fired up. but I have a guest coming back.
02:10:15
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I have a guest coming back Tuesday that Blaze is very fond of, Callie in the boot and rally. Definitely looking forward to talking to her again. She was so much fun the first time, and Blaze was like,
02:10:28
Speaker
I think I'm in love. So I told Blaze, I said... tell That's why he created that background. You are in love, Blaze. No, no, no, no. Her music and her voice and everything, she's like... I'm like, oh, wow.
02:10:43
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was sitting there listening, and I'm just like, oh, wow. And then her personality is cool, too. i was like, you know, it's like, I can listen to this chick all freaking day. And I at i did one.
02:10:56
Speaker
And actually... um And now there's a restraining order. Guess what I'm doing tomorrow. What? is gordon Get rid of that restraining order and all that. I'm bringing Blaze up Tuesday night to see if we can get Callie to drop the restraining order.
02:11:18
Speaker
Hold up. Hold up a damn minute. ah really My really good friend that still hangs out with me, his cousin is Meat Loaf. Yeah, you're what? Oh, dude.
02:11:32
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oh Scott from Anthrax? Hell yeah. Dude, I fucking love meat, man.
02:11:39
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Me, loaf is my safe word. i'll do iny me ah do anything for love In all honesty, I would be very appreciative and I would love it. Like I said, you know i'm I'm going off of bands that i enjoy, but I would love for the people who listen and follow us, like absolutely. Hook me up with your favorite artists, your favorite musicians, and and I will do what I can.
02:12:15
Speaker
But if you've got connections, absolutely. Throw my way. Send them my way. Tell them about the show. um No, dude, Meatloaf is one of my... i Dude, I love Meatloaf, man. My dad turned me on to the Bad Out of Hell album.
02:12:26
Speaker
Dude, Meatloaf is so badass. i love all of Dude, think I wore that a fucking album out like four times. You had that playing in the Bronco when we were at school, too. You played the shit out of that every time we were in the Bronco.
02:12:41
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Dude, I fucking love Meatloaf. You gotta listen to some Meatloaf. Oh, dude. Yeah, dude, I had a big old 79. Dude, i had I had, like, the biggest jacked-up hillbilly-ass ride. It was a full-size 79 Bronco.
02:12:56
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and And I had a system in it, man. And I would listen to the, like, you hear a car with a system in it, and you think they're like, and i did listen nothing now I did listen to Pac, and I listened to a lot of old, because I'm an old-school hip-hop head.
02:13:09
Speaker
But I'm also, like, like Man, classic rock, meatloaf, Zeppelin... 80s hair bands. Dude, Wally knows what I'm talking about right now because we had the square back home and that was like the cool thing to do.
02:13:23
Speaker
drive around the square, do a laugh or two, you'd cruise and then you'd park. and i'd be sitting on the fucking I'd be driving around the square and then I would park and I'd be listening to like Warrant and White Snake and Meatloaf and all these and it would change. Every time I made a laugh, I was listening to some different genre of music.
02:13:46
Speaker
One of the movies in and Fight Club is the fucking best. Actually, besides Fight Club, he was also in Patrick Swayze's Black Dog with Randy Travis, which he was really good in, too.
02:13:59
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That was a damn good movie, too. Dude, he was great in Rocky Horror Picture Show. Rocky Horror Picture Show. Meat Loaf was awesome.
02:14:10
Speaker
He was driving Black Dog. You're not. Me, love who's in Rocky Horror Picture Show. Yeah, he was ah he was um the red-headed chick's boyfriend. What was it? Oh, shit. I can't remember their name. need to watch that. I need to watch that again.
02:14:23
Speaker
Oh, dude, that is ah that is, man, I used to hate that movie, but now looking back on it, Like the music. It's a classic. It's a fucking classic now. You know what? And the cool thing about it was down in Charleston, I got to go to one of the midnight matinees where everybody dressed up and they acted out. genocide You need to get her on our channel as well then.
02:14:47
Speaker
She's in the conspiracy theory. Oh, yeah. yeah Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Oh, yeah, because one of the greatest voices of all time and I wish you would pull his head out of his ass and fucking reunite with skid row.
02:15:03
Speaker
Oh my god Sebastian Bach at to this day can still fucking do Sebastian Bach is gonna do some more stuff with trailer park boys. I'm excited. Yeah, I want to hear I and I want to hear Sebastian Bach do a country album because he was on that show that reality show with Nashville Star or whatever, and they took all these musicians that were not in the country genre.
02:15:27
Speaker
Dude, Sebastian Bach was the thing, boy. Okay. special ah shock we got hole The shocker sent whole uh-oh, uh-oh.
02:15:41
Speaker
I sent you the full reaction to Blaze Clip. Nice rating. Early, early. This is comedy gold, you guys. Hold on. I want to say something real quick. Did you guys hear Elon doesn't own X anymore?
02:15:56
Speaker
Fucking bullshit. What he did is he sold X to another company he fucking owns for $33 billion dollars wet or whatever the fuck it is.
02:16:06
Speaker
And this is a company, this is a tech company. actual legit lab or some shit like that that he gets fucking government fucking subsidies for. So yeah all he did is cover his $12 billion loss.
02:16:19
Speaker
Fuck that. I can put this money back in my business. yeah He's just fucking... get all in us it's just fucking e smart That's all that's pointed in. That that might have been the most unintellished thing i've ever heard was fuck you um
02:16:49
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um he just had a rage guard orgasm yeah i am i am going to i am actually Oh, man. That was priceless.
02:17:06
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Thank you so much, baby. Way to Rocky. i was I kicked ass on that one. My daughter got caught up the monsters. Hold up. On the monsters of rock cruise and got left behind washed the animals.
02:17:21
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Wait, what? ah No shit. How did you get left behind on a cruise? I don't know if that's good or bad, though. She got stuck babysitting. The animals.
02:17:35
Speaker
Hold on a second. Hold on second. The animals, like the animals in your house or the animals, the band. Anybody know who the animals are? She was on there with Skid Row, Great White, and she ended up babysitting a guy from Tesla's kid.
02:17:51
Speaker
Oh, Tesla's another good band. Underrated, man. Tesla don't get no love. A lot of sleep. view there Okay. Actually sounds like a dope fucking dick. Oh, damn.
02:18:05
Speaker
Dude, the Monster of Rocks cruise, I would love to go on. I would also like to go on Jericho's Wrestling Rock cruise or whatever. ye
02:18:18
Speaker
What? So I wanted to ask you guys.
02:18:24
Speaker
I don't know anything about the giant structures they got Yeah, I didn't know nothing about that either. Blaze? Uh-oh. Rocky, you've got the guitar. I'm not a conspiracy theorist. I know nothing about this. This is more your line of stuff, bud. No, I'm a um um'm a skeptic.
02:18:43
Speaker
Hold on a second. Rocky, did you just get the guitar down? Yes, he did. That's why I was like, what's he going to do? He's playing rock band. That's a rock band and guitar hero in the background.
02:18:54
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Just so you guys know. It's not a real guitar. Greg just told on you, didn't you, Rocky?
02:19:09
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I'm going to Google this real quick. I'm going to Google this real quick, yo. Let's see Giant structures found underneath... period Okay, cool. I'm going to Google this for really, really...
02:19:25
Speaker
I don't know anything about this. I'll be 100% honest with you. i don't know. it Oh, fuck yeah. We talked about on our show the other night. A little bit. I don't know. Nobody knows what's going on with them. How do you guys get to talk to talk about anything other than fucking that weird...
02:19:40
Speaker
but that it drunk Canadian dude yelling about Canadian. Because he's not there all the time. I'm sorry, I didn't know.
Conspiracies & Paranormal Experiences
02:19:49
Speaker
What? Steve. No, the other night, is it went it went super Canadian for a long time. Steve cracks me up because he comes up on the panel and he's like,
02:19:58
Speaker
God damn Canada! And the politics, and the roads, and I'm an asphalt worker, and let me tell you, I'm like, what is wrong with this guy? Alright, hold on, hold on.
02:20:11
Speaker
Alright, so I have not read the article, and I'm not going to you right now because it's a Saturday night, but this is pretty fucking interesting. The study, I don't know what study this is pertaining to because again, I haven't opened up the article.
02:20:27
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So I don't know if it's a valid study or not, but which has not been reviewed by independent experts. Again, it's not, doesn't seem peer reviewed.
02:20:39
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Revealed the presence of eight vertical cylindrical structures extending over 2,100 feet beneath the pyramid. And in addition to additional unknown structures at a depth of 4,000 feet,
02:20:55
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It's pretty interesting. It goes kilometers below the surface. And the fact of that of the matter is they don't even know how the pyramids were built to begin with on top of the fucking aliens. I watched it.
02:21:08
Speaker
Actually, you know what? Humans, we just have logical brains and they figured out they had math back then too. I watched H and I watch Ancient Aliens.
02:21:23
Speaker
If you get your history from the History Channel, I'm sorry. ah Math isn't real, Blaze. Math isn't real. Colors aren't real. Words are fake. Math is as real as any other language.
02:21:36
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Math is racist, Blaze.
02:21:41
Speaker
have heard that. I have heard that too. That is the funniest thing. I have heard that. And those are one of those moments my brain stutters when I hear something.
02:21:56
Speaker
Rocky, do you care to enlighten us on why math is racist?
02:22:05
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You know what?
02:22:08
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He's playing rock band on his rock band guitar right now. He's like, bro. Giant colors that pyramids are sitting on that go a mile and half straight down into the ground into a square hollow-shaped thing that either a staircase winding all the way up.
02:22:25
Speaker
I don't know. It could be giants or it could be demons. Well, I'm kind of throwing out for a movie, thanks. Aliens versus Predators. Or on or here make message however good movie it's where all the Bigfoot hide out. on Oh, shit.
02:22:43
Speaker
Hey, Blaze. You know what, you know what Blaze? I do not know the organized speak on that. I'm just saying... I can either confirm nor deny the allegations. That is top secret information, and i don't believe you have clearance, Blaze.
02:23:05
Speaker
I got a super racist math joke for Blaze. What's up? Why was six afraid of seven? Why was six afraid of seven?
02:23:15
Speaker
Because seven, than eight, nine? Oh, he's racist. I knew it. That's how you get him. I'm so confused right now.
02:23:30
Speaker
Shocking. You could only get that answer if you were racist and knew about math. And Newham. So there's underground connects all the environments. I get the circle closed now. Gotcha.
02:23:43
Speaker
I'm too high to be online right now. Just leave me alone. No, you're not. You are Jedi. You're you are perfect. You're fine, Jedi. youre wondering Rocky, can you sing that song? Perfect the way are or whatever that song Long distance dedication from Glick to Jedi.
02:24:05
Speaker
Ooh, this sounds sexy. i I'm Casey Kasem, and I have a long-distance dedication from Cleveland. He says, Jedi, I love you, and you are perfect. before before christes Before Christ, how do you dig almost two miles in the ground and build a city and pillars? You have to that. Aliens.
02:24:32
Speaker
ah aliens Sasquatches. Actually, there is, there is actually, is there actually is a scientific explanation for that.
02:24:43
Speaker
There's so much, but go on. am too stoned and drunk right now to even fucking, like, help full of shit. It has, it has, hold on, hold on, has something to do with the climate, the way things have shifted, and because you see ruined cities that are, that are built under, I mean, because of years of, like,
02:25:05
Speaker
sand being blown around and tectonics happening. and Like, there's all this fucking different shit way why ancient cities are underground. It's not because they it was like ah thousands of people with shovels. I know it's not that. You're both full of shit. You need some more anal glide. And I know i know it's not aliens. I'm pretty damn sure it's not aliens.
02:25:30
Speaker
You are good. You are good, Jenna. Look, more like we're getting to Blaze. We're getting to Blaze. We're getting to Blaze. You're good. Genocide. No, you're good. You're fine. i'm ah I'm not going to. I'm going to be straight. I'm a skeptic.
02:25:44
Speaker
I'm a skeptic, so I don't i don't and don't believe in in in some of that stuff. Hey, Jedi, you want to know something? Blaze fell for the one alien thing. I'm going to anally probe you. He fell for it.
02:25:58
Speaker
Like 20 times. Like 20 times he's fallen for it. Okay. He's the galactic whore. He's the galactic whore. I don't know. The BC era is confusing to me.
02:26:11
Speaker
I don't understand how a guy walked on the water, so I don't know. Blaise is an atheist, and I'm just an asshole don't believe in religion. And I'm like, Jesus Christmast and his dad, the spaghetti monster in the sky.
02:26:23
Speaker
Spaghetti monster. Okay, I'm high. That made me hungry, actually. I'm so happy. How do you not believe in religion? radio believe and Bring it on bring know lot of like getti love here yeah bringing it Bring it on, Sky Daddy. I'm like, you're spaghetti in my mouth right now.
02:26:44
Speaker
so I don't believe in organized religion is what I meant to say. I don't believe in organized religion. I don't into it. You believe God exists. um with blake i don't buy because you but you still and you still believe a god exhibit you simply believe the guy i i i I don't know. I believe in... I'm a Norse pagan, man. I'm not a Christian at the end of the day.
02:27:06
Speaker
So like Odin and and me like God of Thunder? and yeah Yeah. I like believe there are quote-unquote higher powers. But I'm also like... But I'm also like... Pagan.
02:27:22
Speaker
Yeah, pagan. But I'm also more like... But I'm also more like... Blaze wishes you were pegging him. um Two or three more of these and I might be. was going to work a pegging joke in there, but you need to it. Yeah, I usually cut in line.
02:27:41
Speaker
Two or three more. Like I said, two or three more of these and I might be. No, but also the same sense, I'm like, there's really no proof, so...
02:27:54
Speaker
Y'all look and sound stupid when you talk about your religion at the end of the day. don't know, man. Until the from the sky comes down and shows me.
02:28:08
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yeah So my theory is that this is if that, wait, hold on. So my theory is this. What if that's the last city of Atlantis and the pyramids are really just tops of something and the whole city got swallowed by sand?
02:28:27
Speaker
I believe that the whole thing is... I'm going to genocide on that. Just like you try and look at the whole structure below them. It's kind of crazy. I believe that Aquaman is more real than a spaghetti monster. You know what? Genocide, do not look up a photo. I will look up a photo.
02:28:46
Speaker
Jedi, if you want me to be your spaghetti monster. Okay. Jedi, I will be your spaghetti monster in the sky. me You complete me.
02:28:58
Speaker
I can't quit you, Jedi. I can't quit you. you. I can't quit you.
02:29:10
Speaker
Oh, God damn it. You guys got to put a warning up. This show is too much fun for most people to handle. Yep. and that's why That's why it's called Welcome to the Crazy World a Saturday night. That's why we're here.
02:29:22
Speaker
yeah Jedi's my... I have a huge man crush on Jedi. that night I have a huge man crush on him.
02:29:33
Speaker
Oh, hey, I love me some Jedi. This is my guy. I feel like he's disrespected on Friday nights.
02:29:47
Speaker
I'm actually pretty dissous. I got told that was mean like four times on Friday. I did pick somebody and told them what a fucking cut. I don't know what I'm on. Hell yeah. oh You can say cunt on here.
02:29:59
Speaker
i call this picture This picture is from the Daily so i guess what it's worth this is a artist written I've actually seen similar ones from multiple... Ground-penetrating satellite... Or satellite technology.
02:30:18
Speaker
Don't say penetrating. take no Anyway, science technology fucking tools have used to see what's going on underneath.
02:30:29
Speaker
But again, um is that what you were talking about, genocide? ah Genocide, I don't believe in ghosts, but do believe... that That's what she was talking about because I've seen that exact same... Do you guys realize how fucked up her name is? I just realized her name is Genocide.
02:30:47
Speaker
I didn't realize that. She is fucking awesome. love Genocide. i just click That clicked in. How weirdo. I didn't wait I'm recoining that phrase. It didn't just kick in. It just clicked in.
02:31:06
Speaker
It just clicked in. It just clicked in. I'm like... Glick had an opinion. All right, so this is a good question. This a good question. I personally don't believe in ghosts.
02:31:18
Speaker
Glick, do you believe in ghosts? Yes, 100%. Yes? I am i am i am i all over the... Powder, do you believe in ghosts? Not really.
02:31:29
Speaker
No, Wally, do you believe in ghosts? That's Jedi. Not really. Not to a full extent, but I... My opinion there there is kind of spiritual stuff if you're into that stuff. not as much.
02:31:48
Speaker
He'll be back. What if it was just we were able to sustain life in this galaxy and there's nothing more to it and we're really not that special?
02:31:58
Speaker
Welcome back. you know what? i That sounds ah sounds pretty nihilistic and i actually am a bit of a nihilist. So I would, yeah. yeah i that's kind of I am 100% on the side of the paranormal.
02:32:12
Speaker
I am a paranormal believer. And as my great-grandmother told me, i am a sensitive. I am sensitive.
02:32:22
Speaker
Basically, I have that i now Now, hold on. I would accept the answer if I was given a proper... answer That was just for you and I, Jedi. God damn it. I thought we were alone for a minute.
02:32:32
Speaker
I need another beer. I know. It's so easy to forget about everybody else when it we're here. I forgive you. Glick, control your man crush. Can you shut your mouth? You shut your whole mouth, Wally!
02:32:50
Speaker
Behind the scenes, bud. We don't want to watch. it Wait a minute. Get the camera out. I want to see.
02:32:58
Speaker
Put it on your on your lazy and you lazy glicks pants. No,
02:33:07
Speaker
no, no. I am 100% a believer in the paranormal. My great-grandmother, who actually I'm a descendant of Edgar Allen Poe. my grandmother My great-grandmother was a Poe.
02:33:18
Speaker
She said it was sincere. It looks like the race. Right. I have had a lot of experiences in the paranormal, but I'm um down. I don't know what you want to call it, but yeah, ghosts are 100% real at the end the day, in my opinion.
02:33:37
Speaker
And I don't talk a lot about it on here because people like Blaze and Wally make me See, I actually wish it was real. I want it to be real. I've seen some weird shit that I can't explain, but I wouldn't put it that far is where I'd go with it. But I'm interested in I like it. I can vouch for this. I am with Glick actually 100% because of my Friday to Sunday night experience at the Mansfield Reformatory staying overnight.
02:34:04
Speaker
There was only four of us and our tour guide in this place, and you could literally hear – Voices, you could feel the coldness and warmth of somebody touching you when you were not around them.
02:34:16
Speaker
This prison literally made me a believer with the shit that went on in this place. Every time I'm with Jedi, it's like being with a ghost.
02:34:28
Speaker
I thought it was the other way around. I thought it was the other way around, Glick. Jedi was with a ghost. what's going on, MK? MK with that, yeah, yeah.
02:34:41
Speaker
Jedi and I have a thing right now. Oh, yeah. We got a thing going that nobody else knows about until now. Yeah, Jedi I are in love.
02:34:51
Speaker
We love each other. We actually eloped last weekend. We didn't tell anybody we didn't want to make a video. But feel free to send wedding gifts. I would absolutely love to to my cash app.
Humor in Relationships & Personal Dynamics
02:35:10
Speaker
What is my cash app? Hold on a second.
02:35:13
Speaker
Lazy, what's your cash app? Oh, my God. I don't have a cash app. Let's see if we can. and do it Oh, you don't? Okay. Well, you know what? Send all wedding gifts to... You want mine?
02:35:24
Speaker
damn it. No. To Glick, Glick, send all wedding gifts. I'm too high for this business. i gotta get up I'm going to die. You're good, Lazy. Lazy, trying to get us wedding gifts.
02:35:40
Speaker
Glick, Glick 13 on Cash App. Send us all your wedding gifts and donations. Glick, Glick, he's got all you need. All you need for him in that picture all right there, buddy. I know.
02:35:54
Speaker
Trust me. a After Blaise and I eloped, we we went to Blaise's Toys R Us shop. Blaise R Us. I love it. Lazy and i are actually on our honeymoon. What you guys don't know is that Lazy is hanging right beside me. Blake, you're a cheating bastard. I see. After all these years, now you're a Lazy. I see how it is.
02:36:17
Speaker
You have a mistress already? We've been married for five years. No, no, no. I broke up with her. He Jeremy cheated me. He Jeremy cheated on the wedding. I ran. No.
02:36:32
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no ah yeah Oh, shit, Wally.
02:36:40
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You ruined my life, Wally. I have nothing to live for anymore. Tonight I shall. I shall end it all. I'll leave a... I will become a ghost.
02:36:53
Speaker
Yeah, Joker, that's what it is. Hmm. i have um I have never recaptured anything, um but I have had a lot of personal experiences.
02:37:05
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Jenna, I am 100% a believer in the paranormal is a world that I love. um and and And I've had a lot of personal experiences from full body apparitions, from voices, from um to a lot of different things. so me a oppos I don't like the Ghost Adventures bullshit and the Ghost Hunters and all them fucking... I mean, can't explain why the voice is singing right in the same room. caught it on this TV. You gotta catch it. It's showing up on the scale.
02:37:37
Speaker
I would love to hear that, in all honesty, Jenna. I would love to hear that if it's okay. I'd say you like fighting a unicorn. 100%. I would love to hear it.
02:37:54
Speaker
Sounds like Wally Yeah, what a bitch, man, Wally Look what you did Yep, I broke your heart, sorry I thought we were friends, man I thought, you know You're the cheating ass You're the cheating ass, not me I just found love And you're just jealous That's right I'm jealous after all these years.
02:38:20
Speaker
I found true love in Jedi, and you just want to ruin it for me. my the Oh, yeah, don't forget, you gotta you and Jedi have the Blaze sandwich going on, so I mean...
02:38:36
Speaker
Don't you worry about what we do. Blazinaise. Blazinaise. Blazinaise. One of these days when we're famous. Hey, today's back. Blazinaise is so fucking good. Blazinaise.
02:38:55
Speaker
believe have You know what? Okay, when when people edit the video of you chewing the turkey thing, they need to have a ah jar come out at the end that says play-a-nage.
02:39:09
Speaker
Play-a-nage. Play-a-nage. Like mayonnaise, but it makes you sleepy after you eat it. That's the one with the rips.
02:39:23
Speaker
You yeah want the knockout mess and have the blazing dayss We're good. Blazing days. Oh, boy. Oh, man.
02:39:34
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Let me write that down.
02:39:44
Speaker
What did just do? Oh, okay. There we go.
02:39:49
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Way to go, Blaze. Breaking things again. I see how it is. I did. i did. I'm trying to think of a way... See? See, I broke... See, I broke Glick's heart by telling being jealous.
02:40:04
Speaker
Look, Lazy, now Glick left you. See how it is? See how it works? He's in a corner of the line now. He doesn't want us to see it. He's using his beard to dry his tears.
02:40:17
Speaker
I don't know what happened to do. He probably had to go find a pepper and make it sneeze to go to the bathroom. That's probably what he had to do. Probably.
02:40:29
Speaker
Oh, my gosh. There is an empty... There is a jar of mayonnaise on my Adobe stock photos. It has no label on it, which only means can make a label for it.
02:40:41
Speaker
You go need to do this. Blaze, this is your calling in life.
02:40:49
Speaker
Blazin' Ace. Blazin' Ace.
02:40:58
Speaker
What is going on tonight? Make every sandwich fire. Yeah. We'll see it on his nonsense and chill up in the corner. The Blazin' Ace. The Blazin' Ace.
02:41:11
Speaker
That's a sandwich that it goes on. You're going revolutionize that. People's diets going to Gatorade revolutionize Athens back in the day. It's bacon. It's got bacon.
02:41:23
Speaker
That's been skillet fried in jalapenos. God. My asshole already feels a little burny just hearing that. Okay, well, send me her Facebooks.
02:41:38
Speaker
defend mean her case Don't worry, Lazy. He's got the anal. I can cool it down. I don't like to touch my wheel. Think BLT, but with like arugula instead of lettuce and some spinach.
02:41:53
Speaker
Wait. I am... Keep your hippie shit to yourself. I'll just take the lettuce. Okay. I like Jenna. Is there any way we can get Jenna to come up on the podcast? Jenna's fucking awesome.
02:42:10
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I like her. She's amazing. evert Drop the link again, Glick. Oh, I should do that. We haven't taken any breaks. I just told Dickie, was like, I'm going to need more beer because I just realized we're like two and a half hours in and I've already fucking slammed a 12 pack.
02:42:27
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Jesus Christ.
02:42:30
Speaker
What are the rest of you bums doing? What are the rest of you fucking bums doing? We're back to the shit-talking portion where we just scream at people.
02:42:43
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je Jedi. Dude, Blaze, I have an idea. we're gonna for For the Patreon, we're going to do a Jedi and Glick hawk shit hour, it's just going to be Jedi and I talking shit to people that aren't listening to for like an hour.
Technical Streaming Challenges
02:43:01
Speaker
film magic I love that idea so much. I can't even breathe. but that is and is what it I was going to upload something to Patreon for the first time to ask me. Screaming into the abyss.
02:43:16
Speaker
Ran into a hiccup, Glick, that you and I need to discuss the offline tomorrow. yeah'll you want to answer Okay, well hit me up tomorrow and let me know. we'll we'll wait Who's cutting you off?
02:43:29
Speaker
Nobody's cutting me off. We ran into a hiccup with our Patreon. i don't I don't know. Sometime tomorrow. cut Glick off from Lazy Jedi. You shut your whore mouth, Wally.
02:43:44
Speaker
You let our love grow. And you len are you let us be together and be happy. Maybe I want Lazy Jedi instead of hitting you. So shut up.
02:43:55
Speaker
No, you can't have him. He's mine. You heard what I'm saying. heard I've never seen the twinkling Lazy's eyes shine like that. He definitely is into Glick.
02:44:14
Speaker
Jedi and I have something special. It's been spoken. It's been spoken in the words. Yes. If Jedi and were on the Titanic... Wait, are you high yet, or am the only one? I've been high for the entire time. If Jedi and I were on the Titanic, he would have made room on that door for me. Okay, Rose is a bitch, okay?
02:44:33
Speaker
Rose is a fucking whore. Fucking bitch. Scoot over you.
02:44:40
Speaker
Scoot over you. I'm getting mad. I'm getting triggered. I'm getting fucking triggered. Who is Kate Winslet? I want to fight Kate Winslet. That was a fucking double door. and She was a single lady. What the fuck is that about? Scoot your ass over.
02:44:56
Speaker
Please be careful.
02:45:00
Speaker
I want to fight Kate Winslet. Fuck you, Kate Winslet. You're on the same list as as as fucking Blake Lively.
02:45:10
Speaker
And Jimmy Carter? oh No, no, no. Blake Lively. Because at the end of the day, Ryan Reynolds could complete our triangle. Jedi, Blake, and Ryan.
02:45:22
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Oh, boy. I'm just saying. I'm just saying. and
02:45:33
Speaker
Oh, goddammit. Stop pushing buttons, people. Shut up, Blake. I was trying to help out your dick. Okay, I'm not pushing buttons. You guys are in control. Blaze and Wally are in control. of I am not in control, sir.
02:45:47
Speaker
That was me that was trying to go at that a time. Wait, what does MK say? I've got lazy...
02:45:55
Speaker
i've got lazy Tied down, committed. Since Lays' newfound fame, he can't be tied down. He wants to be a Hollywood YouTuber slut now. And he has a laughing emoji on it. He's hes he's my YouTube slut.
02:46:10
Speaker
yeah i am I'm kind of a panel slut. I jump on a lot of people's panels nowadays. Greg, see, he's cheating on you even even more. Look at that. You know what? know what you know I allow him to explore, but he knows who number one is.
02:46:28
Speaker
If you love it, let it go. If it comes back, then it's yours. coming back, so he is yours. to deny that.
02:46:39
Speaker
this is this is my sweet superple this is my sweet beautiful jedi he had hair, I would caress it, but instead I'd put lotion on my hands and I rubbed the sand.
02:46:55
Speaker
Stop. Holy shit, dude. Lady, your cheek and is glowing so red it's not funny to one camera man. You it puts a lotion on his head. My whole reputation, I've known his powder, I can't have rosy cheeks.
02:47:11
Speaker
It puts a lotion on his head or he hits the click again. Glitch brought up the rosy side of you now. Sorry.
02:47:21
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I do. I don't give a fuck what anybody says. I love Jedi, man. This is my guy. ah I have so much fun on this fucking channel. yeah this yeah Okay, just remember this, though, because at some point, when you guys catch fire and fucking go into the atmosphere, just don't forget the people like me that hung out and laughed our dicks off.
02:47:43
Speaker
Never, ever, ever will do that. You're riding on a fucking ship with us, bud. I don't even get one of those front ones that that new dad's care of the babies. That's what I want want. I want to be in front. i quote full I'll be like your GoPro. I'll be
Community Camaraderie & Support
02:48:00
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your Jedi pro. I'm going full on Mandalorian and Goku or whatever that baby Yoda's name was. I don't know what his name was.
02:48:09
Speaker
No. Grogu. Grogu. That's his name. Grogu. Grogu. Yeah, I was going to say. Goku goes Super Saiyan. The other one uses before. Yeah, I'm going full on Mandalorian Grogu with you, bro. When we hit the atmosphere, you're coming with me, man.
02:48:22
Speaker
I promise you that. Blaze and I have had this conversation. Like, I am not that guy, man. Chris Technician is my OG dude. He comes up here every show we do. That is my guy, man. I fucking love that cat to death. And I cannot wait until click the opportunity affords me to go to New Mexico to meet Chris Technician in person or to come to Minnesota and see you or or or see MK, wherever MK is, or go to...
02:48:49
Speaker
ah Lucas Oil Motorsports and CR guy Zampius. Not because I want the VIP treat. I don't want the VIP treat.
02:49:01
Speaker
Yeah, I want to see him. i want to hang out with him, man. And there's so many other people on this list. Like, go hang out with Chaka. Don't forget the boy on Chaka on Chaka, which I haven't seen in a good boy. There you go. Check it out, ladies. boy, you're going to see me.
02:49:19
Speaker
Oh, my God. You know what? I'm so high that I really want a sandwich, and this does not help.
02:49:28
Speaker
No, no, Untrackable is my dude. fucking love untrackables. Work must have picked up for him like with Benji. Those guys are slammed with works. and I haven't seen him much. I will say i like i will i will say this. and Anybody who knows me and truly does know me, I am this type of guy.
02:49:53
Speaker
If I'm eating... My family's eating. My brothers are eating. My sisters are eating. those who Those who have always been down for me, if I'm eating steak, y'all eating steak with me. um If I'm drinking the finest bourbon or whiskey that they have, y'all are drinking what I'm drinking. You guys are drinking.
02:50:13
Speaker
At least it ain't the words of Corey your meal piss you're drinking. oh da you Fuck Corey, pussy. Ain't nobody going thirsty. Ain't nobody going hungry.
02:50:25
Speaker
And and in god damn it, I'll have the finest and i'll have the finest fucking weed on the planet for my stoner friends. I'll call bullshit. I'll call bullshit.
02:50:38
Speaker
Nope. Because I was there to visit you, and I didn't get a damn thing when I came to your house and visit, asshole, other than lectured how to upload videos, bitch. Oh, newsflash. I don't really like Wally.
02:50:50
Speaker
Don't tell him. Wally figured as much. I knew that. Wally, you know God damn well, bro. I got you back, man. I'm a big fan of Wally. Wally's my guy.
02:51:02
Speaker
Wally's my guy, man. Hey, hey. In all the years of our friendship, we had one little tip, and we was literally nose to nose and ready to throw it out. And we touched it together every day. And then I pulled out my wiener, and he pulled out his wiener, and we touched tips, and everything was fine.
02:51:24
Speaker
I think that's called docking. Yeah, we docked, and everything's been fine. Literally. Literally.
02:51:34
Speaker
like the star Like the Starship Enterprise we docked.
02:51:40
Speaker
Wally's my guy, man. that's That's my dude. ah No, but no, man. like In all honesty, I'm that type of guy, man. If I'm eating, if I'm drinking, if I'm smoking, not that I smoke, but my people are doing the same with me.
02:51:55
Speaker
yeah like So no don't ever worry about fame going to my head. the I know bri and I'm going to be a superstar one day. You fuckers you won't be, but I will be.
02:52:07
Speaker
That's okay. We can at least say, wait no we least hey, maybe I can turn you in and get money for finding Sasquatch now. There you go. I'm not a superstar without these assholes. These are the fuckers that are superstars because they fucking put up with my dumb ass. They tolerate me. Yeah.
02:52:29
Speaker
I ain't nothing without these assholes. Blaze knows where he stands. I'm going to post that on the fucking Instagram. The sad part of it is, click. Are you editing your video? There you go.
02:52:49
Speaker
I'm posting it on social media. I'm actually closer to the Midwest. Lazy's part of the northern Midwest. The group right now is all Midwesterners. yeah we're leaving walle and i are midwest well you're technically makes sense too aren't you and lazy's part of midwest the northern midwe big yeah
02:53:13
Speaker
yeah so we're the group rate now's all midwesterner so okay right now i'm okay MK, a word of advice. MK is West Coast.
02:53:26
Speaker
MK, a word of advice. Don't tell me too many people you know, Chaka.
02:53:36
Speaker
sure Chaka does weird things in his kitchen at 3 o'clock in the morning with a jar of peanut. Oh, hey, Chaka. How you doing, buddy? I didn't know you were saying that. You know what? He's going to replace that jar of peanut butter with some blaze-naze. Blaze-naze. Blaze-naze. Blaze-naze.
02:53:57
Speaker
It's going to be amazing. Oh, shit. didn't know Chaka was still here. I mean, Chaka's awesome. Yeah, he's great. yeah Hey, now Blaze can use the Waterboy theme except with the Blazinaise.
02:54:09
Speaker
He can instead of... Blazinaise is good. I apologize, Blazinaise. apologize please denise
02:54:24
Speaker
her sir I think that posted. I don't know. But I think I put it on there. MK, man, I don't know you've ever been up on a panel, brother. um i love you. I see you in the chats all the time, man.
02:54:42
Speaker
MK is a dog in the chat, man. The dogs are barking when MK's in the chat. I love dude. He's got a pet wolf.
02:54:53
Speaker
MK's got a pet wolf. Yeah, he told me that. That's crazy. Guys, if you're watching us and you're not watching us on our channel, and anybody who's watching us on on Facebook and YouTube and Twitch, we got the link in the chat, so anybody and any anybody and everybody is welcome to join us.
02:55:14
Speaker
I would love to get Jenna up here. um She's awesome. that i She is amazing. And she does jump on panels sometimes. I bet she would.
02:55:27
Speaker
What? It is on Instagram. Blazin' A's is now a thing. Hashtag. Nice. Blazin' A's. That's the future now. So, again, that's going to be when I start cannabis products. When I come out with my own, that's going to be my man. Blaze Naze, man. Oh, my God. Every time. You're going to have a blow much better.
02:55:54
Speaker
But, like, for real. But for real reels, it's going to have, like, Chipotle. it's going to kind of spicy. was tea Yeah, And then on a... yeah i then on oh You a dog in the chat, bro. If I could open a THC infused... Y'all guys would never ever see me not poor.
02:56:12
Speaker
<unk>all guys would never ever see me knock not
02:56:19
Speaker
You're not poor. Blaze is like, fuck all you peasants. um Unlike Glick, who's like, ah y'all are like all my people. No, think it. Blaze is the opposite. He's like, peasants. I taste the infused food truck on like a beach somewhere, dude. I'm just saying. You're right on the money, but I'm just saying. you You're the opposite of me, man. You're the opposite of me.
02:56:43
Speaker
I'm like, if I'm eating and I'm drinking...
02:56:48
Speaker
And then you're like, fuck you, peasants. I'm not a person. I can come up with some bomb-ass fucking shit. Yeah, you're like, fuck you. If I were to design menu, you guys would be like, you'd hire me to design menus everywhere you hate.
02:57:03
Speaker
then Blazin's like, fuck you, peasants. I'm rich. I have no time for you. I didn't mean it like that.
Imaginary Products & Business Ideas
02:57:14
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I'm over here sharing the wealth. I'm just saying wasn't before anymore is all I'm saying. I'm sharing the wealth and I'm the asshole. Blazes like peasants bow down to issuew my ingredients.
02:57:28
Speaker
Look at you. Look at you. Come to my food truck. Look at you. You want blazones? You can't afford blazones. but big gun think i would make it affordable.
02:57:42
Speaker
You would, actually. You would 100%. and be like Blazinace is available on EBT. i'm taking I'm thinking instead of using bacon on a BLT, using some of that light smoked pork fat.
02:58:03
Speaker
You know what bacon is, right? Yeah. But like that big that thick smoked like fucking Texas candy type fucking... Yeah, I mean, it's it's still the same. It's from the same area. It's just cut thicker.
02:58:22
Speaker
I just... I'm still... i don't know don't know what Lazy's objection to a regula is. Pork belly. You know what, Lazy? We'll talk about this later, okay? This is...
02:58:35
Speaker
It's a bridge. and No drama to tonight, you sons of bitches. No drama. what had about yeah Don't ruin our honeymoon, Blaze. Yeah, Blaze. Don't don't ruin our honeymoon.
02:58:49
Speaker
With chipotle and like mayonnaise. yeah Wait, which was the one that you said that I didn't like?
02:59:00
Speaker
What's that? You had some ingredient there. that the The arugula. The arugula. I don't understand the point. Why would you do that? Isn't arugula just lettuce? thought it was a garnish.
02:59:12
Speaker
Because icebergs. I have no idea. I'm ah manufacturing fake outrage. and no i see i said a ru just sweet oh I love food and baking. Don't tell You know don't tell don't to anyone you know what m k your secret is safe as long as you don't tell anyone that jed i and i have lo And this is our honeymoon special.
02:59:36
Speaker
This is our honeymoon show. You know what really pisses me off? Shredded list. I'm using a thick cut. Thick cut. This toast. It's unnecessary.
02:59:48
Speaker
i'm talking It's not. Have you been high as fuck trying to go make something and you don't trust yourself with a knife to shred your own lettuce? No, I'm talking to you. I'm talking to you, McDonald's.
02:59:59
Speaker
Shredding lettuce is unnecessary. I want lettuce leaves. i want to let it I want lettuce leaves. yeah but please not sh shrink like um I prefer the the least but shredded lettuce has its place in this world. Okay. Threaded lettuce has a place to get thrown at people in this world.
03:00:19
Speaker
No, I like... Have you ever like... yeah we like wrote like you roll through God damn, lady! You got some shredded lead into your anal glide, bro. What's your problem? You're like, dude, you're rolling through the drive-thru, you order your fucking burger, you're going down the road, you open your fucking burger, and all this shredded lead is just falling. It does, it does, it does. I'll give you that. That's spot on. That is unnecessary in life.
03:00:44
Speaker
Well, that's just too much shredded lettuce. that They just judged the wrong amount. If you get the right amount of shredded lettuce, it's still fine. No, you need lettuce. A flame about waste. I'm talking to you.
03:00:59
Speaker
A flame about waste. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Are you good, baby?
03:01:08
Speaker
Can I slam in the door? Hold on, let's
03:01:14
Speaker
What did you buy?
03:01:17
Speaker
did you buy? Mr. Harley Dad? I didn't have it. That was Harley Dad. What? I got you a beer. They got me some more. I'm going to drink a martini.
03:01:33
Speaker
How many more martinis did you get? The four pack. Huh? The four pack. Just one four pack? I got you this? I got you one of my things. and top I want to hear myself talk about her.
03:01:46
Speaker
I was at the liquor store the other day, do you know those little buzz balls? Like the little itty-bitty buzz balls? Like little wine buzz balls? Anyway, they have these big, big ones now.
03:02:00
Speaker
It's like a whole... Like a... What's his name from Castaway? hint Like a fucking beach ball version? fucking Yeah, yeah, of like cheap-ass fucking... Volleyball version?
03:02:13
Speaker
Yeah. Oh, like, those buzz balls are nasty as is. Maybe it's... I just think the, the variety, like, okay, I'm not against variety when it comes to drinking things. I just think that it's, there's some nasty shit out there just should not be sold.
03:02:39
Speaker
If you mute me one more time, more motherfucking time, quit the snap. um That would be weird. Dude, if you were to say, rage quit, I'm like, I'm sitting here, I'm like,
03:02:59
Speaker
Oh, man. What the do you When a kid, you ever had a friend's house and their parent come fucking in the room and screams at him? You're like, I'm just going to go home now.
03:03:14
Speaker
That's what I felt like for a second there. Don't forget to tickle that like. Oh, yeah. Tickle my like button. Yeah. Yeah. Tickle my like button and take that subscribe button to pound town.
03:03:27
Speaker
Yeah, what Chaka said. I know your nickname for your taint is like button, but don't forget the anal lube. Hey, you know what? I'm going to take one and take you to pound town later, Jedi.
03:03:41
Speaker
area The secret's out. We're on our honeymoon. The secret's out. The secret's out. It's not going to cost me.
03:03:50
Speaker
It'll be all over soon, little buddy. What'd you guys do to WALL-E? I don't know. Wally might have had too many garage beers. Where's Wally?
03:04:05
Speaker
Huh? Wally sucks, says Nicky. That is one Wally I don't think would be having a hard time finding. What did you say?
03:04:13
Speaker
Nicky said, Wally sucks.
03:04:17
Speaker
Wally and his goatee sucks. Oh, I got an idea for a network. Nicky said, Wally and his goatee sucks. I'm going to find a... I'm going to find Never mind. She didn't say I'm a terrible friend.
03:04:38
Speaker
I'm a terrible translator. I think think Wally's goatee is one of his best features. what What's she talking about? What? I can't hear you. That's thats normal.
03:04:51
Speaker
That's normal. I'm deaf. What do you want from me? I'm deaf, lady. Wally's got a nice goatee, man.
03:05:01
Speaker
yeah I couldn't picture Wally with a beard. Wally wally wally is a goatee guy. I couldn't picture that. I've tried the beard thing. No, thanks. I know, but what did you say?
03:05:14
Speaker
I love you. Oh, I love you.
03:05:21
Speaker
Well, what they doing? Add to Facebook. Okay, well. I quit social media. Glick and I just got our marriage annulled. It's fine. The fuck if we did, you bitch? I own you now.
03:05:36
Speaker
You're my property. You're right, MK. I am. It hurts my heart very badly. that um It's what it is.
03:05:46
Speaker
I mean, Wally, do you blame me Look at him.
03:05:51
Speaker
I mean, I get it now, reg you know, the more sitting here. Blaze, save me. Blaze, wake up and save me. Well, give me a mirror, give me a razor blade, and I will save you, my friend. Are you going to start doing cocaine, Blaze?
03:06:09
Speaker
I'm to live in Blazina's brain from now on. and I'm going to help you do recipes for Blazina's. Blazina's like, I got you, Jedi. What the hell is going on?
03:06:23
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Honestly, I would a thousand percent.
03:06:35
Speaker
I'm here to drink some beer, eat some edibles. I'm all out of edibles. So we're good.
03:06:44
Speaker
Wow, man. I was really kind of upset when that came up on trivia night. Nobody knew it except for me. i you guys up You guys have trivia night when I was streaming, right?
03:06:55
Speaker
they is last year Last Friday of every month. You guys should have your worst stream of the night on Fridays because I can't be there. And save all your good streams for when I'm not streaming.
03:07:07
Speaker
Then click the house of music needs to go on there.
03:07:11
Speaker
Ow, ow. Dude, like, ow, damn, you could put what the fuck names out there, but you put Glee's house up either. I agree. I mean, like, I'm going for regular.
03:07:23
Speaker
Fuck Glee. Yeah, Wally's like, wall yeah, yeah, Wally's like, watch me fucking cripple Glee. When you aim for the king, you better not miss. That's all I'm saying.
03:07:34
Speaker
Right? man. Wow. good God damn. Like, I'm feeling some sort of weight right now. I'm like, that is the one show I'm really, truly proud of.
03:07:49
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This asshole just fucking...
03:07:54
Speaker
that hold but is I feel like a homewrecker up in here. Yeah, the hand full fuck poking the bear.
03:08:12
Speaker
Shots fucking fired, man. Shots fired. Yes, sir.
03:08:19
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And this was the last broadcast from the Nonsensical Network. Wow. yeah This is the last time you all see Wally on the Nonsensical Network. I've had a pleasure seeing you guys. See ya. It's the last time you see Glick on the Nonsensical Network because they're going to eat a bullet after this episode, after this show's over. Like, God damn.
03:08:41
Speaker
What the fuck?
03:08:47
Speaker
You really went after Glick's House of Music? Man, right in the feels. Hey, to he go big or go home, right? Hey! iran yeah Hey, man.
03:09:00
Speaker
You got one shot at the king. and Don't let me get back up. I can do it, too. yeah and run bad Rocky was like,
03:09:12
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about
03:09:15
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Oh, MK, that's so funny. He'll never be forgotten.
03:09:21
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and Nice. so hands I will tell Wally to show you what I'm
03:09:30
Speaker
going to be forgotten. I wish I wish i had a clip to jump off of head first right now. Like, God damn. Well, I they...
03:09:43
Speaker
like Oh, looks like it's dinosaurs. What's your favorite part of the pyramid tubes? I'm so confused.
03:09:58
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I'm so confused. lands of seeds Well, dragons and dinosaurs and motors. That's going to be the Glick and Blaze show now. Or are they watching? are they all They might be a little bit farther.
03:10:13
Speaker
Yeah, Glickshouse and Music, and now becomes Dinosaurs and Dragons singing songs. They're like, Puff the Magic Dragon lives my old son.
03:10:26
Speaker
Look, I got a dragon on my shoulder. My name's Walt. Jesus Christ. i but Man, feel awesome. Okay, did you notice that when Glick started singing that, the two people that are stoned on stream just started vibing immediately?
03:10:40
Speaker
You're like, fuck yeah. yeah They started vibing. yeah I'm just like randomly started dude we have dude there's a NERC staple blaze I gotta take you there it's a store it's called puffin stuff you're not a NERC until you go to puffin stuff and or waterbeds and stuff don't forget waterbeds and stuff what is puffin stuff they are they they are stores
03:11:13
Speaker
they are they are they are stores that have just things in them. Just about it. Yes, very interesting and neat things.
03:11:25
Speaker
Very neat things. Like things I can smoke weed Yes, sir. Just go on a head show. Well, no, is that a head show? Go ahead. and It's... Please, ahead and throw the Toys R Us thing back up, because that's where you're going to go. you're gonna go yeah yeah yeah You go in there
03:11:46
Speaker
Adult contraptions. You can get... Oh, okay. So it's like... Oh, okay. You can get like... You can get like... Oh, dude. There was a store called the the the Purple Pussycat and Ben. Like, downstairs was like an adult fucking porn shop. Upstairs with was like the fucking head shop.
03:12:03
Speaker
It was like fucking... What? That's fucking... They have... That is Blaze's Disneyland. It was. They have, they have, they have, like... And the whole, the whole store is purple. was on the fucking, the main strip through the fucking, uh, down part.
03:12:21
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Or downtown. Waterhead's stuff and Puffin's stuff has, like, gag gifts. Oh, they've got accessories. They've got, uh... Wait, but do they have actual gags?
03:12:34
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Oh, they got actual gags? Yes. i mean I mean, Lazy will be actually gagging later. Oh! hack i again hey I mean, it might be it might be the size of a Tic Tac.
03:12:51
Speaker
It might be the size of a Tic Tac. But it tastes like a Brussels sprout. who But at 290 pounds. Glick, is that why your breasts smell so good?
03:13:05
Speaker
um Wait, no, he can't suck his own dick, Dak. If I could suck my own dick, you think I'd be hanging out with you assholes right now? Exactly. Yeah, you still and wouldn't believe it.
03:13:17
Speaker
I might have my head hurt. God damn it. I'd be calling you, hey, man, what's your secret, bro?
03:13:25
Speaker
have you calling you heyy man wi's your secret bro let me show you a magic trick real quick yeah You make my own dick disappear. Watch this.
03:13:36
Speaker
um senator is a joke being a jerker
03:13:48
Speaker
yeah make my own ticket disappear watch something but
03:13:57
Speaker
Heath Edger. Heath Edger. I'm the jerker.
03:14:06
Speaker
I'm sorry. I'm having a moment.
03:14:13
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ah Dude, we've already talked about it, Steve. Jenna was in here earlier and we were talking about it, man. It's a whole lost world under the water and soldiers and I don't know, man. Apparently it's not. Are we still talking about the pyramid shit? Yeah, man. I didn't even know it was a thing, man. I feel like I'm out of the loop.
03:14:35
Speaker
I'm just over here being gay and... I mean, it's all right there. i mean it's all right there I'm just over here being gay with my new my new husband, Lazy Jedi, and and our sandwiches made out of blazonase, and you guys are stuck on cylinders under a pyramid, and it's just like... yeah make Okay, wait, you know what funny thing is?
03:15:03
Speaker
When blazonase is the strangling on the stream, that's... Yeah. Yeah.
03:15:12
Speaker
Everybody overlooks the fact that Jedi was like, yeah, Glick and I eloped this weekend, and this is our honeymoon show, and everybody's all worried about the Blazine. Oh, yeah, the Blazine. How was everybody listening to y'all and watching?
03:15:26
Speaker
Later on, Joker. Have a great night. I appreciate you, Joker. You too, Joker, man. Thanks for hanging out, homie. Hey, man, if you want to come up and be on on the panel, you're welcome to. Everybody's welcome to be on the panel.
03:15:39
Speaker
Drop that in because they're hot, man. Linkity linkity link. There it is. Look, my dinkity dink. Oh.
03:15:50
Speaker
Oh. Oh, whoa. Hey, well, now it got weird. Now all of a sudden it got weird. He has the line. we know we been We've been stretching towards it all the way, but now it's... Hey! Wally Babble! Oh, shit.
03:16:08
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yeah oh there matter
03:16:21
Speaker
Wait, so that's the line? Yep. Rocky said he'll be right back like an hour ago. I'm going to message him. i and right He's probably beast married. I mean, I'm just no, he's engaged. He's doing his thing.
03:16:38
Speaker
It's like the same thing. don I'm just going to be like, bro, what are you doing? I don't know. I'm not married, nor engaged. Beautiful chocolate ass back up here.
03:16:54
Speaker
I'm engaged. but And I'm married, apparently.
03:17:00
Speaker
thing You're a busy boy. oh um i mean um um' um um I'm clearly Mormon. Oh, wait. Does that make Chaka Nikki's sister wives?
03:17:11
Speaker
I think so. I'm so confused. That's dope. Just have some Blaze and Nays, Blaze. You'll be alright. I'm ah gonna get a message from Blaze tomorrow and be like, hold on a second.
03:17:27
Speaker
You're married to Jedi and you're born to marry Nikki? And I'd be like, yep. And we're hosting trivia next week. And he's like, hey, I'm in.
03:17:40
Speaker
Fuck it. Blazin' Aves. Blazin' Aves. This
03:17:52
Speaker
this is never that. This is going to funny. one. It's going to be Blazin' Aves contribution to our trivia night when we start hosting trivia. He's just randomly going to be like Blazin' Aves.
03:18:10
Speaker
Blazin' Aves. On Nonsense and Chill, he's going to open up with, got to try Blazonnese for Nonsense and Chill. and Enjoy. When your sandwich needs a little extra something, Blazonnese.
03:18:24
Speaker
Y'all keep talking, see, give me a while. ma I'll make y'all into products, too. Oh, boy. We're screwed. God, I hope so. God, I hope so.
03:18:36
Speaker
god i hope so um Wally's scared. I'm like, let's fucking go. I'm like, I'm ready. really ah The only reason I'm scared is is because I'm thinking of what he's going to do is going to be like, okay.
03:18:52
Speaker
Actually, I'm thinking about posting your fucking face on a fucking picture of Wally and making you part of like, where's, um I'm sorry, not a pic, but put your face on a picture of Waldo and call it, where's Wally?
03:19:10
Speaker
That's fine. boards but just Just make sure it's a full of a dragons and dinosaurs when you do it. Oh, man, it's full of Jeffs and Glicks and Jarevichis and Tonys and Lazys and Chakas and Blazins and Omis.
03:19:36
Speaker
Oh, what was that? Hold up. Blaze is going to start nursing home called Blaze and Confused. Dude, that is... I'm not mad at that. That is awesome. That's a pretty good one. Yeah, that's a good one. That's the sequel to Dazed and Confused.
03:19:51
Speaker
That's a good one. Yes.
03:19:57
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that's a good one yeah Oh, you know what I get to do? You know what I get to do? I get to give a golden star. Golden star. I going to say, you've been kind of slacking something tonight there, Blaze. You gave one earlier, and it's been a couple hours, and now you're finally getting one.
03:20:20
Speaker
going get the gold star, too. Blaze, I'm sending my razor blade win a wood job. What? What?
03:20:30
Speaker
but Oh, boy. man. A job for what, baby? You want to help create the blaze and confuse? The blaze and the confused nursing home.
03:20:46
Speaker
Oh, man. So what it really is, it's just a nursing home where all the elderly grow their own weed? Yep.
03:20:55
Speaker
And blaze... We sit around with back porch and get high and we And we pass around a joint and we listen to music and and we and and we make fun of young people.
03:21:08
Speaker
And that's Blazing A's. Blazing's the nursing home. What's
03:21:16
Speaker
the matter, Gleick? Gleick, where are going, man? Lazy Jedi, going to work in the nursing home. There you go. There you go.
03:21:32
Speaker
Glick looks like he's up to no good. looks like he's surfing Pornhub, and you're like, I know what I'm going to watch later.
03:21:44
Speaker
Are you muted? You're muted. That's what I'm going to say. I'm muted. I'm muted. I'm over here talking. I'm not saying shit. I'm to fucking do some shit.
03:21:57
Speaker
um I'm working on something, man. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Yeah, was going to say, I'm not searching porno. I'm going to repeat later, if you know what I'm like. He's like, nursing homes for sale, and he's new management.
03:22:15
Speaker
How Flick and Blaze buy a nursing home? Lazy Jedi said he'd be the first employee. Welcome to the G-Blaze. The G-Blaze in nursing homes.
03:22:31
Speaker
women
03:22:34
Speaker
We got you. He's confused with the Glick's concierge service. and then then We'll flick you. in a blade The G-Blazdy nursing home, man. Flicking the Glick.
03:22:53
Speaker
No, i'm trying to I'm trying to get somebody to bring his goofy ass up here. I... I am going to go get another beer, so I'll be gentlemen. don't want to enter the studio. Hold on a second.
03:23:06
Speaker
Hold up a goddamn minute. Hold up a goddamn minute.
03:23:16
Speaker
Ah, there we go. There it is.
03:23:19
Speaker
There you go. This will be one Chaka just put up, too.
03:23:28
Speaker
Get your munchies at the blazing snacking shack. a
03:23:35
Speaker
sir
03:23:42
Speaker
I'm trying to cause some chaos. okay Oh, my God.
03:23:48
Speaker
are we trying to cause chaos with now?
03:23:57
Speaker
No, it's good chaos. Yeah, but... Oh, great. Here we go another Saturday night with those fucking things. Right.
03:24:09
Speaker
I know.
03:24:12
Speaker
You had those bad last Saturday when Corey stayed up with us until freaking 4.30 in the morning. Hey, did you ever get any flack from Blaze for us going almost seven and a half hours that night?
03:24:29
Speaker
No. but that one That was actually pretty fun Saturday night. I mean, yeah, everybody kind of bailed on us, but just the three of us being on there.
03:24:42
Speaker
I lost track of time, and you're like, it's 4 o'clock, and I'm like, what? And I looked down in the corner of the laptop, i'm like, it's 4.15. was like, holy shit. That time flew by the wit one.
03:24:56
Speaker
Yeah, no, we had a lot of fun. Oh, shit.
03:25:02
Speaker
oh Hey, did he ever, you guys ever hit up, meet up, message each other during the week?
03:25:12
Speaker
and I need to. ah no and then and I need to.
03:25:19
Speaker
um i do need to um
03:25:26
Speaker
Dude.
03:25:31
Speaker
Blaze is not here right now. Blaze kind of exited the building to go get some more alchemy hall. He will be back. leave it Please leave a message. He said alchemy hall.
03:25:47
Speaker
And then we lost Jedi. Your husband left you. What the hell? My wife left me. What the hell, bro?
03:25:58
Speaker
No, your husband. You're the wife, bitch. Bitch, bitch, you out your goddamn mind. You're out your goddamn mind.
03:26:09
Speaker
Man, this motherfucker. um not to hit I'm about to hit my man's up. I'm about to hit my man's up.
03:26:21
Speaker
Dude, if I get this cat open here, it's going to get fucking wild. what Who is it?
03:26:33
Speaker
ah He's one of my guys from the NTS. Really?
03:26:44
Speaker
Yep.
03:26:54
Speaker
This is my man. I fucking love this dude. He's a fucking trip. Is he going come up on or? No, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.
03:27:06
Speaker
ah But what the fuck are we talking about? Hold I was trying to get more people engaged. No, man. Yeah. No, Blaze didn't give me a whole lot of shit about us going over last week. Yeah.
03:27:19
Speaker
It happened. what is it Dude, it's hard to end a show, man. when when were well we were Like I said, we were all vibing. It didn't help. Hunter was sitting there entertaining us all night.
03:27:31
Speaker
yeah i mean, everybody was enjoying that shit, dude. And that's what you know recently Blaze learned. Dude, we're three and a half hours in. We haven't taken a single break. And there's a reason.
03:27:44
Speaker
Like, there's a method to my madness. Like, I'm not going to fucking pull the e-brake and be like, oh, my God, we're at an hour. It's time to take a break. You know what I mean? Like, if we're fucking rocking and rolling, fucking keep going, man. Don't get a break.
03:28:01
Speaker
i i did I did go get munchies, Shaka. But yeah, did you... have a blazing schnack Hey, look, it almost looks like Blazinaise. It kind of looks white that he's eating. White.
03:28:14
Speaker
a Oh.
03:28:23
Speaker
So, Blaze, what's the next month's trivia going to be about? Since I didn't get caught didn't catch the show last night. You know, I will. That's a good that isn' a a good question hello I am actually excited for this.
03:28:38
Speaker
I'm actually excited for this because Blaze and I were talking a lot about this, and I think this is going to be win or lose. I think this is going to be a fun trivia because I'm curious, and I say this because I'm curious to see what Blaze can come up with.
03:28:53
Speaker
So it's coming to hell, and I will blur the lines with graphic novels. However, it will, homie, take off that that comment.
03:29:06
Speaker
so know it No MCU, no No Disney MCU. Oh!
03:29:17
Speaker
i Spawn and stuff like that? So the MCU is the Marvel Cinematic Universe, line by Disney. So lay out like, previous stuff, Marvel, like so many Marvel will be in there.
03:29:34
Speaker
So true Stan Lee and Marvel stuff. So Deadpool, Fantastic Four, X-Men. Oh, hell, yeah I'm definitely going to make time for that. like You guys got to think outside the box because like we were talking about the other night backstage with Michael, man. There's like Flash Scorning.
03:29:55
Speaker
There's Howard the Duck. Yeah, Howard the Duck was big one, yeah. The old Garden. The old Garden. he aint after There's so much.
03:30:07
Speaker
<unk> You got Spawn. I mean, there's all kinds of shit. Spawn's another one. yeah it's it's in yeah I'm looking forward to this. and And like I said, I don't give a damn. like I'm not going to puff my chest out or anything like that.
03:30:22
Speaker
That would be a fun one. like i yeah I'm excited to see what Blaze comes up with trivia-wise. And I think it's going to be a fun one, and I think it's going to be one of those ones where it's going to like, yo, come correct or don't come at all at the end of the day, man. Yeah, that's, especially when you're when you're including, wherere like excluding you know, the Disney MCU and all that shit with that.
03:30:49
Speaker
I mean, that opens the door huge, huge.
03:30:52
Speaker
Shut up, Wally. I'm talking to you. Right, Shocker? Fuck you, asshole. It's going to get even madder. And here's the thing, people. Y'all have a whole month, a whole entire month to figure this out.
03:31:08
Speaker
I'm just playing. I'm game because I know a lot of the stuff outside of that shit, too. So that's one of my favorite things. Wally, how many? We might be a new for Rigno. Huh? 18-pack? sitting you somewhere eighteen pack Nice. That's all they had. That's good, though. That's good. And I'm actually on the last one. I'm on my number five. Oh, that's not good. We have, like, anybody in the chat who's watching, we have the four stages of evolution of beard.
03:31:43
Speaker
We have Jedi, my beautiful wife. Wait, I'm not the way. We did not talk about this. The prenup specifically stated that I am the husband. like I did not sign a prenup. Yes, you did. i mean, you might have been drunk because it's a little bit hard to read, but... You son of a bitch.
03:32:03
Speaker
yeah Joke's on you. I own order reversed you, and I had a prenup to your prenup. So, ha, ha, ha. Yeah, you thought your lawyer was your lawyer, but they were already my lawyer, so.
03:32:15
Speaker
Yeah, my lawyer. We're getting it annulled. It's annulled. The machines are so good. The machines are good, Blaze. I like those. we need there Those are good.
03:32:28
Speaker
We just started. Never. not um Not at all. ladies Ladies and gentlemen, Lazy Jedi is about to get his own true crime murder show because I'm super confused.
03:32:45
Speaker
See, I told you he was the wife. He's the one that watches that shit. I do watch it. Yeah. We south world just come a like you to on yourself thought they were a loving couple.
03:32:58
Speaker
They had so much love to give. We were so surprised that this travesty could happen. Who knew he married a monster? I wasn't a monster until he made me the monster.
03:33:18
Speaker
Oh, shit. And the Oscar goes too quick. you. yeah but like i would always i go I would like to the Spaghetti Monster in the Sky.
03:33:34
Speaker
without him we would not great of all guys great things yeah but would also like to thank all of my fans thank you guys i appreciate you guys But also, this would not have been possible without my beautiful, loving wife, little lazy Jedi. Do you know what?
03:33:54
Speaker
We also have to give a big shout-out to Blaze for fertilizing the creativity.
03:34:04
Speaker
Yes. Blaze condiment in their sandwich. A little blazing-aise, if you will.
03:34:13
Speaker
It's like a sex aid, too. You can lick it off the table.
03:34:19
Speaker
That's how you know it's on like Donkey Kong. You just walk into the bedroom, you hold up the jar of Blaze and the Maze. You're like, baby. Jedi's like, we need therapy. Blaze and Maze.
03:34:34
Speaker
We're good. Hey, it's cheaper and tastier than therapy. yeah Okay.
03:34:45
Speaker
You know what? How much money are we getting for marketing? Because we're just writing all the commercials. I don't know what we're doing. I'm kidding. You guys are selling blazing. You know, when we go backstage after this, we got to talk contract negotiations.
03:34:59
Speaker
Yeah, contract negotiations, a little branding, a little sponsorship. The incentives and everything else, and, you know, a little bit of the money on the side. Mm-hmm. You're that you getting turnt up to tonight, MK.
03:35:21
Speaker
Yeah. He is, dude. That last comment, man, I didn't know where to go with that one. You can't handle the truth. I don't know what I came from. We want the truth.
03:35:36
Speaker
What happened? You know. Thanks. You just become his normal Sasquatch self. oh
03:35:46
Speaker
Oh. Man, I'm today, man. I'm in a good mood. Like, I'm having fun. Well, I mean, look. I mean, look who's down here that's livening up the show. I mean, we got lazy.
03:36:03
Speaker
beautiful fish puy if If I'm the one livening up the show, you guys got problems. Hey, you've seen us, right? I mean, come on. You guys are on a boatload of fun, each and every one of you. I'm just here to put it all in. Here's something I heard recently.
03:36:25
Speaker
very very you're going They're making a live-action Scooby-Doo series. Really? What? i mean they already they They already did that. I know, and it kind of wasn't great. No, no. More of a series, not movies.
03:36:40
Speaker
Yeah. Bro. Bro. they need to leave that alone You're on to something there. you You catching what I'm putting down? I'm what you're priming, bro.
03:36:56
Speaker
Go ahead, Brian. Yeah, sir.
03:37:01
Speaker
Hold on, I missed that. What's that? Go ahead. no i i said I said they already did a live action Scooby-Doo. And I said the chick that played Velma Jedi and I were over here vibing together because...
03:37:15
Speaker
So if any of you want us to get a last-minute wedding gift, I mean, she's available. I think it was a funny joke, and I wanted to hear it, too. I was talking shit. Jedi and I would love to make a Velma sandwich with a little blazing ace. Anywho, live action is started by the original cartoons, assholes.
03:37:43
Speaker
Did you see the Scooby-Doo movies? We just wrote a whole other commercial. No, the new ones, I don't watch the other ones. Do yourself a favor.
03:37:58
Speaker
Do yourself a favor. it The Scooby-Doo movies with Freddie Prinze Jr. and his lovely wife. Sarah Michelle Gellar. And then Matthew Lillard. Lillard was shaggy.
03:38:10
Speaker
Wait, wait, say that again. I feel like your tongue gets paralyzed when you say his last name. is It really is. Anyways, the young lady that played Velma in those movies, I, dude, she... I mean, you know. Yeah.
03:38:27
Speaker
anyways anyways the the the young lady that played belllma in those movies aye do i mean you know yeah Again, last minute wedding gifts.
03:38:41
Speaker
As Jedi said. I'll give the weers first one a little bit. We're not returning that sender. We are not returning that sender.
03:38:54
Speaker
Hashtag no return. and Keep the fucking gift receipt. You get the best of both worlds. Bald, albino,
03:39:07
Speaker
Sasquatch, tall, bearded, like, lady, come on. I mean, come on. As the Italians say, come on. What's the matter with you?
03:39:20
Speaker
What's the more pepperoni on? Everything you ever want or need is right here. It's your vows. stuff It's to the Bowser. We gotta save the time. What's the matter?
03:39:36
Speaker
Come on, let me see. What's the matter to you, Mario? to I marry you. It's Mario.
03:39:46
Speaker
It's me, Jerevichio. What's the matter with you, Bullshit, sorry. I turned into Tony. I turned into the whole time that Tony Danza. His balls never dropped.
03:39:59
Speaker
You're just Jerevichianous, Wally. turn into lovecha i turned that I turned into the love child of John Travolta and Tony Danza. Hey, what's the matter with you? Samantha, what's going on right now? yeah You married this Jedi, just so you know. but You're stuck with me.
03:40:25
Speaker
So just do his part. I should have put no impersonations in the prenup. Yeah, I don't know. Jedi, je as they say, the bitch is getting out of control. Put the bitch hand down.
03:40:39
Speaker
The old what for? The old what for, Jedi? The old what for? Mind your business.
03:40:45
Speaker
one manja mindja bi
03:40:52
Speaker
Free your way, and the rest will follow. as As the Irish had on Sundays, every Sunday you could beat your wife with a rod that was no bigger than your No bigger than your thumb.
03:41:06
Speaker
No bigger than your thumb. Right before our boys on, God, why can't I think of that movie? Yeah.
03:41:21
Speaker
Uh-oh. Uh-oh, Blake's in the longhouse again. Blake has been smited by Jesus.
03:41:33
Speaker
by to The spaghetti lord got him. The spaghetti lord. reached out one long noodle and smited him. um Oh, please forgive me, spaghetti monster in the sky.
03:41:52
Speaker
You've just been spaghetti-smacked, bitch. That spaghetti little is strong, man. I can't get my shit to work. Uh-oh. Just have a blue tube, bro.
03:42:03
Speaker
Just have a blue tube. I'm fucking wet here than the spaghetti monster in the sky. I'm fucking all ready. oh yeah sp here mc guinea monster in this as not all get You dumb sphetti muster yes much so good can yield you gotta to have the belt on your shoulder when you say that.
03:42:27
Speaker
He's got a buffet again. He's got some white stuff on it. He's got some fucking spaghetti sauce on there. He's got buff it ah and <unk> a You you some monster.
03:42:47
Speaker
Yeah. Fucking pussy. Bitch. Lulu is my hero. I'm telling you what. I'm telling ah you. blaze What are you up to? You're so goddamn quiet.
03:43:04
Speaker
and don't know. You know me all you want good job look pretty you guys don't want to talk over
03:43:13
Speaker
pretty sexual Now I'm purposely doing talking over Glick just because I want to. Glick is just doing ASMR with the belt. I really am. I'm not. He just sweet nothings into the belt here.
03:43:28
Speaker
Blaze is over here fucking with me and I'm just like, I don't give god. Who's your dad? Who's the pretty girl?
03:43:40
Speaker
Who's the pretty girl? Here, Glick. Who's the bestest champion ever? that right yeah That's pretty cool. bla there you go I'm not push out um not pushing the buttons in the comments.
03:43:54
Speaker
It's not right without a slim chip. I know.
03:44:00
Speaker
Jedi won't put a slim chip on camera.
03:44:05
Speaker
You're grounded from it from what I heard Jedi said.
03:44:10
Speaker
ill I'll fucking take it. um The marriage has already been an old. Yes means no and no means anal. He cheated on me with his belt.
03:44:20
Speaker
He spent too much time hanging his belt in no time with me and I couldn't take You know what? you know what I'm sorry, Blaze. Blaze, welcome to my world. I've been...
03:44:32
Speaker
That's what happened with me was when he left me for you. I'm sorry. known know we show the other You're the other one. la You and I need to do a little co-ab. That would be cool. You two getting together.
03:44:45
Speaker
Do something. As long as long as I yell surprise. It's something like like where we're totally fucking stoned or something. ah for We gotta some stupid stone thing. That would be... funny just Okay, the thing is, too, because I'm not, like, a diehard stoner. Like, I take my my my gummies, I eat my gummies, and they're great.
03:45:08
Speaker
But yeah, I'm more of, like... So that would be fun, though, book because when I get stoned, I don't like to be on camera very often. You guys, I made an exception. That's how much fun I was having here. I made exception. oh I will literally jump off the camera and just ghost people when I'm high. I'm like, i can't do this.
03:45:25
Speaker
Bye. yeah There's a Patreon ordeal for you, Blaze to do. Let's do a 420, dude. Ooh, we can do a Patreon. Yeah. yeah yeah
03:45:38
Speaker
I want to go. Shut your mouth. Nobody wants to hear your shit. We should do a 420 thing. I'm just saying, ladies. We can do it on your channel, and we'll stream to this one, of course.
03:45:48
Speaker
that Of course, yeah. Yeah, we could do we could do something like that. Me and Harley Dad, we did we took turns. Well, that sounds dirty. Um...
03:45:59
Speaker
One week we did a dual stream on we channel. I not Blaze stream little be quit i can't figure how to quit
03:46:23
Speaker
and what the hell this happened who removes them He removed himself. Because he was starting to run in his mouth, I hit the mute button. I'm like, nobody wants to hear your shit. Wally is laying down the fucking lawn. He was like, what the fuck just happened? What did Kling do?
03:46:46
Speaker
Shit. would it like do ah shit ah good fucking I'm to jerebiche you myself. going to step in front of a bus.
03:46:57
Speaker
Fuck you guys. I'm out. I quit. I quit. I'm done. I'm out. Blaze, I guess it's you and me now. See you. Bye. Dinosaur is in the music.
03:47:09
Speaker
Welcome to Dinosaurs House of Music. Hey, does that look like an astro to you guys? I dropped i dropped ah i dropped my phone over in the private chat so we can so we can talk offline. tell There you go.
03:47:33
Speaker
Oh, Glick's Your turf's getting stepped on. i Yeah, like I feel some sort of way because I don't even have Blaze's phone number.
03:47:44
Speaker
you do i don't and what'sapp dumbass i know fucking got it um likes so Yeah, you do. you Oh, I apologize. I got you, Blaze.
03:48:00
Speaker
i i do um meet that's small right now i had you good so i got to blaze I got you. Yeah, you dumbass. ladies become suffer and i deserve that i do have your vote number ah one man said no hesitation i fucking love you please no hesitation yeah so man
03:48:31
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and We use it. I was going to say, shit. Blaze and I always talk on Snapchat. Blaze and I will talk all day long on Snapchat. Yeah, usually it is on Snapchat.
03:48:45
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I was going to say, me and Blaze, we use the web apps when we talk to each other. I told Nikki today, we got back, and this is literally 20 minutes before Blaze messes me on Snapchat.
03:48:57
Speaker
I was like, I think Blaze and I broke up. And she's like, what are you talking about? i was like, I think I made Blaze mad and he's not talking to me anymore. And she's like, what did you do? And I'm like, why is it? What did I do? What do you mean? snapped you earlier this afternoon.
03:49:12
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cause i so snap you i snap you earlier this afternoon Oh, no, no shit. For some reason, yeah I literally, I legit, I opened up my Snapchat and it said log in. I'm like, fucking log in. apparently, apparently last night after the show was over. It updated itself. It updated itself.
03:49:31
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Yeah, so like I got a little crazy, but nonetheless, that's neither here nor now. That that don't matter. But I had Snapchat blazed and I was like, and then like I'm here I'm setting up the studio and I'm building out the social media and everything.
03:49:47
Speaker
I told Nikki, I was like, I think Blaze and I broke up. She's like, what are you talking about? i was like, i think I pissed him off. And she's like, God, you're stupid. I don't like you. Well, that's true. And she's like, what happened?
03:50:00
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And she's like, what happened? And I told her. And she's like, God, you're an idiot. Yeah, true story. And was like, I probably they realize but like i like i think Blaze is really mad at me. And I feel like a fucking huge piece of shit.
03:50:16
Speaker
And then I'm back here and I'm doing everything. And then I get the notification on my phone, Blaze is speaking. And I was like, Oh, you're bleeding. You're not letting it. Look, man. Hey, no, no, for reals, but also I had edibles last night. so yeah and i woke up like I woke up this morning.
03:50:37
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like Some mornings, it was a nice, cool morning. had the window open. I woke up and had the thing like, oh, I got up and let the dogs out. I fed them.
03:50:47
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had some tea. And then I was like ah was like, Alexa, start Thunderstorm Sounds. And it played Thunderstorm Sounds. I laid back down. Nice. Extra pot, man, dude.
03:51:01
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i gotta know i got a extra pot dude i got I got up with this morning. She had to get up at I got up.
03:51:12
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and ah couldn't fall like like i was um Yeah, I'll watch her get ready for work. What's up, crew?
03:51:25
Speaker
How you doing? Anyways. I'm sorry. I'm so confused. What just happened right now? I just enjoy to watching. I just enjoy seeing Mickey naked at the end of the day. Fair enough.
03:51:37
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fair enough
03:51:41
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I mean, I'm just saying, like, what's up, girl? You want to do what we did last night? Well, I mean, obviously you are marrying her, so. Well, we're not. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That is definitely par for the course.
03:51:54
Speaker
It's definitely par for the course. Poor lady. Thank God for chloroform. Shut
03:52:04
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But, ah no, so I got up, and then she she she left to go to work. She started her job today, and I was like, fuck, I'm going to go sit on the couch. And the window was open in the living room, man. Like Blaze said, nice, cool breeze. Like, dude, i was I was chilling out, man. And I was like, I'm going to go back to sleep.
03:52:28
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I started watching Highlander, the television series. It's a good series. I don't care what anybody says. It actually is.
03:52:39
Speaker
Like Michael and fucking Tony. No, no, no. The movies are all good. Like I understand the complication with the drama and the romantic soap opera side.
03:52:53
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But for consistency and giving some backstory and a little bit more understanding to the whole thing. And you see Christopher Lambert.
03:53:04
Speaker
Christopher Lambert showed up in the series. here yeah And he showed up as the guy who taught Duncan. like yeah like He wasn't just a random character. like he was...
03:53:16
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But i but like you like you guys said, it made the movie made you understand the movie yeah with Christopher Lambert better because of that series.
03:53:27
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It made sense to me after watching the movies and then watching that series. It's like, oh, that's the reason this happened. It's like, oh, shit. And I've seen the series multiple times. And I'm on season two.
03:53:40
Speaker
and I was like, I'm going to put Highlander on. I'm going to go back to sleep out here on the couch, me and the dog, or cuddling, where she's snoring her fucking fat ass away. And I'm just watching... Check the... five bit I think my mouse just... Oh.
03:54:01
Speaker
Way to go, Blaze. Fuck up your mouse. you're fucking... Hey, did you remember to charge it? The battery might be dead. Another red light's still there. Well, the shit works. Shit. Shit.
03:54:14
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good
03:54:17
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It should, but you know what it's not? It's a good thing. I'm not on the laptop or a touch screen, so not like totally honest. There you go. Yes, Daddy. Shut up, please.
03:54:31
Speaker
yes daddy sharp up please What are you going to tell everybody my phone number next? yes even hey know' have to I can just pull it up right now and be like, hey, this is you want a good time to hit up this number. She can dial to talk to me. you What's the
03:55:01
Speaker
i mean you can drink with us what
03:55:09
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She said, nobody loves me. Nobody wants to drink of me. I said, you can drink with me. And she said, you can drink with us. Yeah, I told Nikki, I you can drink with us. And you know what she said? That's what she said. I'm not putting the food in it.
03:55:23
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yeah i feel dick since you can drink of us she said yeah but we you even yeah we eat buba yeah that's what she said what being i'm not dr lee Put the toilet seat up.
03:55:42
Speaker
And not Well, yeah. Glick, hey, do we need to do a eulogy now?
03:56:00
Speaker
Thank you for being our friend. We'll see you in the afterlife, my buddy, my friend. Nobody wants to talk to me. Do you want to come drink with us? Literally. would you like to go we did a yu We did a eulogy of Glick on here one night.
03:56:15
Speaker
Hey, Nikki, take over your Glickbox. I had two conversations. Nobody wants to know. Hey, Nikki, how you doing? Nobody loves me. no and no friends drink what do you love you,
03:56:30
Speaker
at Tony... I hate Midlife Crisis as well. Blaze loves you, Wally boy loves you, and they would drink with you. du half do You don't want to jump on here and drink with us?
03:56:43
Speaker
Oh. No. Those are your friends. She's too good. They don't fucking like me. holy that ever since Ever since they found out that that I I
03:57:00
Speaker
fool I was going to try to accept your Facebook. Excuse me. Excuse me. I'm not that bitch. I'm glad one person I talk Let me talk to her, bro. Let me talk to her. My wife, my other wife wants to talk to you.
03:57:17
Speaker
i'm glad what person and i thought you should i let me talk to arle let me talk to her we your ear but and yeah my my wife my other wife wants to talk to you It sounds like... it' beautiful but know I am the husband, goddammit.
03:57:34
Speaker
I don't think I have enough alcohol. Come over here and look at this beautiful creature. How do I make Jedi the big screen? I don't have enough alcohol. What's her name? What's her name?
03:57:45
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Nikki. Nikki? Hi, Nikki. Hi, Jedi. Glick didn't tell me about you either, so we're both victims here. Okay. Don't show. You guys are sister wives.
03:58:02
Speaker
stretch um what this i'm this guy yeah your your future husband is an amazing du don't leave him you guys are you guys are sister wipes We're sister-wide? Yes. I'm the husband, bro. We've talked about It's in the prenup. It's in the prenup. We'll make you feel that. Nikki, can talk some sense into him?
03:58:23
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He can be the husband. um We've been together for two years. That's a hard no. He can be the husband. Just like him be the husband. Hey, Jedi, I've been friends with him for over 20 years and I still can't get him to make sense of anything. So, I mean, come on. There it is. That was Wally. Nick, you have my condolences. Well, I hope you're happy. Thank you, I appreciate that. If you put two years, you should get some kind of medal or some trophy or something. Yeah, no shit. I need fucking hazard pay. I give her a trophy. I give her a trophy. I'm writing my congressman right now. You're the person she's been putting up with for two fucking years. Minnesota and Canada. Those are two different things. They are two different things. You're right.
03:59:17
Speaker
No, Minnesota is not different from Canada. Yes, it is. That's where Jerebishi was from. Fuck Jerebishi. Fuck Jerebishi.
03:59:28
Speaker
ah Fuck Fuck Jerevici, yes. Bye-bye. Jedi, if you write your congressman about me, your congressman is going to respond back with... I mean, he is the champ, bro.
03:59:41
Speaker
Wait, when are you moving to Ohio? It's all for nothing. The goal is to go van life so I can, like... Just love me like love you. I know, but when is this trivia shit going to happen? Because I have so many ideas. As soon as we can get... I like it. I don't think we need a license for trivia. We just need to like... So we do trivia then we... As I said, believe me.
04:00:06
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have three bars to get you into for trivia. Three. I have three. Bro. Really? Okay. Yeah. Glick, you and I, I'll call you tomorrow offline and we'll start going. I'm going back outside. I love you. I love you, too. You and Jenna. Nobody loves me.
04:00:28
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Hey, if I to come up. Nikki, I like you better than I like Glick. If I have to come on your couch, I'll move on. Transpiring marriage certificates to your name. Blaze, I got you. The couch is all yours. I had two people answer me.
04:00:43
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Blaze, if I... Of course, Jen answered me when I called. I mean, of course, because I'm up there making money with you. Blaze, if we have to, we'll get a king-size bed and we can all three share bed together. He's in the middle. He's in the middle.
04:00:57
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Jen, I said that he loves you more than he loves me, even though we got married secretly. but on my but wait when we i kind of but this I was just going to say, Nikki, tell him to get out of your chair. That is your chair. That is definitely my chair. I didn't always say in my chair. Nikki, all you got to say is thank you, Glick, for warming up my chair for me.
04:01:24
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It's not very big, Somebody's going to be in a dog house. There we go. There we go. That's what it's all about.
04:01:38
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Okay. not that just got good there had been There have been some very good moments with me in this chair. Really? Off camera or on camera? He's like, what's the one off camera? Because I don't remember any of it. I've told some people how I feel. About their lives. About their lives. What did you done do? No drama. He said no drama.
04:02:00
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told to people how i feel about their lives about their their lives when i boy did whatd you done do um drama he said no drama I cannot bring up the drama.
04:02:18
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so Actually, it's part of the history of the Nonsensical Network, so it's not drama. It's just documenting history. I don't know what you said. I didn't say anything. i love you. You're pretty. I am pretty. Glick, you've been replaced. Go away. You don't better play the game. Hell yeah What?
04:02:39
Speaker
right I quit the network. You're in charge of isolation. I smoke dead people. yeah I have that. Wait. grab wait Wait. Grab. It's over here.
04:02:53
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Oh, shit. Grab it. i need I need to show people. Oh, that's not the right one. motion Shit.
04:03:03
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I have an I smoke dead people to put it on a shirt for you. I actually mentioned it earlier. yeah My brain's at that moment where I have to like stop and pause and make sure i fucking actually There is no trauma. These are cool people.
04:03:19
Speaker
There's no Tony. There's no Jeff. Fuck you. decided he quit on his own. I don't,
04:03:30
Speaker
you know when like ches might get one wait what for real Yeah, for real. Yeah, for real. Where did Wally go? Let's go, man.
04:03:45
Speaker
Blazing are going to have so much fun. another let's go and blas are gonna have so much fun I can't wait until Wally quits because Blaze and I are going to have so much money. You can't wait until Wally quits? Yeah, because Blaze and I are going to have so much money.
04:04:04
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Wally, if you're out of work, you come right over the Lazy Shown. I'll come see you, Lazy. Thank you, buddy. Wally was at the house a couple weeks ago. so I get off of work.
04:04:16
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I get in. I've been to the grocery store. I'm like, you know what? We're chirping together. He's chirping together. All he says, I feel like I'm at my own house.
04:04:29
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Exactly. Do your thing. was waiting for me to call. I came home and walked in on a MeloMell pornographer. i was waiting for an call of like i came moving i walked in on a mellowl for an on bed I walked into Wally. He needs to go.
04:04:47
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I'm going to go, but hold on a second. No, Wally's not putting the network. girl We were talking the other day. I know Wally's not putting the network, but I kind of like being here. Where'd he be? let Go make her a sandwich.
04:04:59
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Hey,
Trivia Night Banter & Challenges
04:05:00
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make me one too while you're at it, motherfucker. make three sandwiches. Get on it. so Three sandwiches. This is why I don't ever come here. This is why I don't come on here. I'm going to go unalive myself. I'm going to go out and say, hey, let's talk to you. Sandwiches first, unaliving second.
04:05:23
Speaker
Fuck you. Driving from dinosaurs, that's all I have to say to you. This is how I start my first day at work. then this is how i stay at work and Like, this is how I start my first day at work. I i was completely minding my own business.
04:05:45
Speaker
All I did was come in to pee. have a very Are you taking pictures of your wiener? Nope. I swear to God, if you send me one, I'll be bad.
04:05:56
Speaker
be so bad I don't know who to answer 2008, but you're grounded. Don't answer your phone. Don't look at it. Just delete it. think i I'm blocking.
04:06:07
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I just added click tonight I'm blocking immediately. Preemptively. Preemptively. You'll block me. You might save this picture.
04:06:20
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lot that forty three i know like for me um that yeah yeah I know I I I I I don't know don't I
04:06:50
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Lazy Jedi, we love you. I love Jedi. I mean, he said he loves you, but this is our first interaction, i love you, too. I love you, too. What if you don't count and stay out of this conversation? but you I double-dog dare you, man. Wait, what happened?
04:07:11
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It might have died. there you go.
04:07:15
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but who I'm going back out to the porch. He you live on the how Outrageous.
04:07:35
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it's um what happens my you went like on the camera um he stole the earphone i don't know what's happening right now i mean it these are still charged I don't know.
04:07:49
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I'm done. You can have your chair back. I love you. Bye, Nikki. Blaze. Blaze. Blaze, do it. You know you want to. There we go. There we that love.
04:08:09
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you face McNeil and Kevin. Mwah! Wally, get on that shit. We have a sequel. um ray get on that shit we have a sequel I wish I knew what I was doing because I fucking would in R&B when it comes to that shit. Oh, dude. Oh, man. Oh, dude. Jesus. I don't know who this is. Time to get rid of him.
04:08:41
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so jesus pick so i don't know who this lick didn't even see it and to get rid of him It's time to get rid of that weirdo. Get rid of the dead weight we're around here. That was cool. Oh, hi, boy.
04:08:58
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oh hi good How you doing, buddy? don't fucking quit. I don't know what the hell was happening. oh We had another you're going to have to quit, dude.
04:09:09
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we got What's that? Jedi said it's a sequel. Blaze, what he just did. sequel. The sequel. this a did you be Honestly, I kind of forgot what I did.
04:09:23
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Everybody always says it's never as good as the original, but we got a contender here.
04:09:35
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sucks. Got that bitch wet. If anybody out there clipped that, send it to the link. Or he can rewind it later. Yeah, rewind it. Oh, you'll see later. I'm not going to watch it. I need a time frame. It's going to be like Christmas come early for you when you see it. Yes. I need a time frame.
04:10:01
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Yeah. Glick gets cucked. Yeah. it was frank dli gets cut
04:10:13
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it's scott cra time Can I get a time I mean, I gotta have a time can... It's around about minutes ago. Four... Four eight.
04:10:24
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Four hours and eight minutes. Yeah. turn it like just Five minutes to keep watching from there. Four hours and five minutes and it's between... gave us a new AMO. There we go. He did.
04:10:38
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ah go need I mean, actually, I made the note that said Glick cucked. You know what? I'm not going to lie. I really like this background of mine. I like that one, too. I like that one, too.
04:10:54
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I'm not overly sensitive. yeah Oh, speaking of backgrounds, Blaze, my cold-blooded conversation still does the layoff thing again, where I don't even get to see. What's that? Hold on. What did you say?
04:11:07
Speaker
Glick, just polish your belts for a little bit. You'll feel better. Yeah, you'll be all right. Go away. No, the layout for you the new one you made me, um I don't know what I'm doing wrong when I come live on there, but I don't come up on camera with it as my backdrop when I do my live show.
04:11:26
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It still just does the single layout, Bale.
04:11:33
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Alright, um, I'm... I think I'm doing wrong. and so monday get with you tomorrow I'll get with you tomorrow. on yeah nine has Monday night, when you go up in the studio, let me know, and I'll come up before you do Yeah, definitely. And I'll go through some stuff with you.
04:11:51
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Yeah, i think I did something. I hit a button or something that fuck I fucking wouldn't have been. So I think what I'm going to do is take the note. Yeah, it's good, man. They're not dead.
04:12:07
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They're not dead. I'm going to make fun of Glick Lazy Angel. And myself. Hey, Glick. Glick. Woo soft.
04:12:18
Speaker
Massage that beard. Polish your belt. Oh, sweet. We get to see the guns. Woo-hoo. Hey, how long are you guys in the gun? I got to jump off. We have about one more hour.
04:12:31
Speaker
All right, Lazy. Lazy, what's going on, buddy? I'm hoping I'll be back. If not, it was a pleasure hanging with you, and maybe I'll see you later. You too, man. Take it easy. Oh, look. It's Brian.
04:12:43
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Look in there.
04:12:47
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What's up, Brian? What's up, dude? How's it going, y'all? Oh, you're right in time for me to ah to watch me eat a bullet. Really?
04:12:58
Speaker
He's like, really? All right. Right um right out of Smith & Wesson. Wesson put himself in the doghouse tonight. We'll just leave it at that. you missed quite a oh we He got... What did you do? I didn't do anything.
04:13:15
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Not yet, at least. Normal story of my life. I didn't do anything. Oh, and just so you know, Brian, Glick's House of Music got moved to Fridays because it's the lowest watching show on the ne network.
04:13:30
Speaker
Just kidding. No. Also, just so you know, Brian, it's good thing you didn't show up last night because I did embarrass you, bitch. What the fuck ever, dude?
04:13:42
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He's been waiting all night, dude, for you to come up to give you shit about last night. i i mean Look, man, look, look, hey, bro, if you're if you're afraid, if you're scared, just admit it.
04:13:54
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No. but No, no, because no, my best friend was like, my best friend reminded me, he goes, hey, I got the tickets for the Roughnecks game. I'm like, oh, shit. I'm not here for your fucking excuses.
04:14:09
Speaker
You fear the glick. I dominated you. i owned you. i embarrassed you. And you've been too scared to come back ever since. No. The second time I was at work.
04:14:21
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so I mean, whatever. And then last night, I was at the Roughneck. You were scared. You were scared. How'd that game go? Roughnecks lost. they got They got blown out.
04:14:33
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yeah They lost. ah You know what you and the Roughnecks have in You lost. consider so Okay, so if you since it was all fantasy and Blaze put a lot of work into it and fantasy is normally not your thing because that's what nerds would watch. So if you knew about us, that means you're like low-key nerd. I am a nerd. I'm a nerd. I'm a low-key nerd.
04:15:01
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It's okay, Brian. He finished second, so he was the first loser last night. I finished second last night. Michael did. Oh, okay. by ha way But I will say, round one, I fucking dominated. Round two, Michael dominated.
04:15:20
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so like rob round three Round three was pretty even. And then Blaze... didn The biggest screw job you'll ever see since the Montreal screw job happened last night, Brian.
04:15:35
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And I was Bret Hart in the situation. I was the Bret Hart. Situation? The situation. The nonsenseensing nonsensical chill screw job was then.
04:15:49
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ha, ha, ha, ha.
04:15:52
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So you didn't have a movie poster to bail you out? No, it wasn't even that. Like the first time? Yeah. Oh, my God. The only reason you was the lead was because of a movie poster.
04:16:12
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You take that movie poster away from both of us and I still beat you. No, you didn't. Oh my fucking God. Is that what I come back to? yes mind your bit rob and goway Mind your business, Blake. This is between and is between Blake and Brian. Blake pretty much confessed that he's a low-key nerd after giving myself and other people Oh, you fucking nerds. You nerds.
04:16:42
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Blaise Blaze had a Twilight question on there, and I went full-on gay. went full gay. You came out of the closet finally, huh?
04:16:54
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ah Yeah, went full-on gay with the Twilight question. So there was that question. There was another one I put in there. i was like, I wonder if these guys will admit to themselves that they know some Twilight. Yeah. There was.
04:17:07
Speaker
Will they sit there and play the macho machismo? No, no, no, no, no. Okay, okay, like, you know how, you know how, like, they say, like, if you if you want a girl's attention, you got cater to what she likes, right?
04:17:23
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man Yeah. So this one girl that I was very interested in, um she, like, I got her into, like, the Underworld series. and she loved so that she loved the whole vampire werewolf thing that's a great franchise yeah so i got i got her into that and so now she was like well since you got me into underworld i want you to meet me at the theater at this time so i'm like okay fine i meet up with her it was the second twilight and dude i was like
04:17:59
Speaker
Swallow him a Pride? But you know what? And I watched it with it. You good point in this in this situation. You got a good point. yes in a Yeah. And it's it's it's the same thing it's the same thing like with watching The Notebook because every girl loves The Notebook. so if you the notebook present The Notebook is actually a pretty good movie, but I love how Blaze is like, you got a point.
04:18:23
Speaker
And then last night when I went all gay about Twilight, They made fun of me because my ex-wife, I watched it with her. I didn't make fun of you. I didn't make fun of you. Okay, so what was the Twilight question? I don't make fun of anybody for watching anything. It wasn't a question. It was a sound clip, and it was Kristen Stewart talking about you don't sleep, and you don't eat, and blah, blah, blah, blah.
04:18:51
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And as soon as she started talking, I was like, Oh, I knew it. And had to wait because because looking at looking at Mike's face and looking at Tony's face, they were so goddamn confused. And was like, here I go.
04:19:08
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time to let Mike's blood fly. didn't know why Tony was raising his hand at one point in time. Okay, so so okay so like what like buy what other what are questions what are the questions we're on there like What other questions did you have? to worry about the theater Oh, yeah so yeah. I swallowed my pride, sucked it up because I really wanted to brownie points.
04:19:31
Speaker
and I went with her. we went like She and i went to go see Twilight, the second one. and and By her, he means him. Glecky's not talking about you. Shut up. Go ahead. I swallowed pride and went to go see Twilight.
04:19:43
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There. i swallowed my pride and i went to go see twilight so there you know, and the thing about it was too, like, like on my, like my last ex-girlfriend, she was like a diehard fan, the notebook.
04:20:00
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And I went to go, she wanted me to cook dinner at her place. So I'm like, all right, cool. And as I'm cooking, and then the time I get done, she's like, okay, time. She goes, boom. She turned like, push play. Now I looked over and I just saw like Ryan Gosling. And all like I was like, was like,
04:20:14
Speaker
In my mind, I'm like, oh, no. oh no Oh, no. I was like, I was say i met i made dinner. Please, no. No. we arise brian We're watching. If you made me for having dinner, Brian, i would play The Notebook.
04:20:29
Speaker
Actually, that's a goddamn lie. I would not play The Notebook. I'd be like, what what MCU you are we watching, Brian?
04:20:37
Speaker
The Winter Soldier. That's the best one. Let's go. Brian's cooking me dinner. Brian's cooking me dinner. We're watching The Winter Soldier. What other questions were on the trivia?
04:20:50
Speaker
um oh you know You know where the Montreal school... have a folder. I got a folder. I can just bring them on yeah yeah yeah bring up. bring bring it up for the You know where the Montreal school screwjob came into play?
04:21:04
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When? ah Put that picture up, Blaze. but that What picture? Put it up. don't Stop me with my mic. Stop me with my mic. What picture? let me like that The picture of fucking David Bowie from the Labyrinth.
04:21:24
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Oh, okay. Oh, yeah yeah just because, yeah, that's right. The Goblin deal. The goddamn Montreal Screwjob. it No, it's just you did not know.
04:21:38
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No, I did know. Actually, I did know. And I told him David Bowie's character's name was Jarrett. Jarrett the Goblin King is his name. Yes, he was the Goblin King.
04:21:51
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But his name was Jarrett. The Goblin King. Mind you, mind mind they you, Goblin King. Did I say his name wasn't Jareth?
04:22:03
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I'm sorry. mind you Mind you, I challenged Blaze earlier in the night when he told me I was wrong about the NeverEnders story, the werewolf, or the wolf, who the nothing. And I gave his name, which was not a was a panther whatever the fuck he was, and I gave his name, which was Gamork, or Jamork, or whatever, however you want to fucking pronounce it.
04:22:29
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And I gave his actual name. And Blaze was like, you're real. cause it's And I'm like, no, I'm not real. what's the name of the character that goes?
04:22:43
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But I let you challenge. Yeah, you let me challenge. For some reason, I can't upload it. There's too many followers. And it accepted my challenge. However, when I called bullshit and I called collusion,
04:22:57
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Because Blaze was not going to let me win last night. That's not what happened. like i I now know how Donald Trump felt when Joe Biden won the presidency.
04:23:08
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Oh, God. You've been voted off the island. good get out ya Yeah, because David Bowie's character's name, which is what Blaze asked for, namely villain,
04:23:24
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Name the villain. The Goblin King. Name the villain, and his name is Jareth. The Goblin King. yeah but but yeah but the thing but the thing about it is, it's like if you're on Jeopardy and that question was asked like that, and you say, who is Jareth?
04:23:39
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It would be wrong because it has to be specific. Oh, hold on second. Oh, hold on a second. The Jeopardy rules. Oh, okay, so that works. I'm just saying, no, I'm just saying. No, no, no, no, no. I'm just saying. You have to say the whole thing.
04:23:54
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I'm with you. I'm with you. I don't know why it won't let me share the fucking goddamn piece. It won't let me upload it or anything. I am 100% with you, Brian. That's weird, but it's usually a nice.
04:24:05
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I'm 100% with you, Brian, and then later in the show, ah Harry Potter question came up that I knew the full answer to. And please like and then the and then and em Blaze like, don't worry, don't over my new co-host, I'm going to make it easy for you.
04:24:24
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All you have to do is name the franchise. And I'm like, no! oh no a i kept that consistent for everybody.
04:24:36
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play the fixers like like who's like who's the actor that played get the blades this as like Who's like who's who's yeah who was the actor that played Professor Snape?
04:24:50
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I don't know who that is. Alan Rickman. Nope. That is the guy that fell off the... It's not Christmas and until Alan Rickman falls off... gets thrown off the Nakatomi Towers.
04:25:04
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In which movie play an angel? No, I don't. What? No, I just... Which movie? yeah I'm just fucking with Blaze.
04:25:16
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What's the name of it? Oh, that's right, because I'm sitting there trying to upload background or overlay in the fucking videos.
04:25:26
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Okay. Oh, yeah. Because I did... it i did timers on them. So right now I remember why I can't upload a fucking... As an overlay. All kinds of timers? really presenting shit movie Which movie did Alan... Oh, yeah, it's That Jedi.
04:25:45
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ah sure yeah dogma thanks lee lee lisa jedi and I don't know. I was trying to... The what king? Whatever.
04:25:56
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Goblin king. Yeah, he's the goblin king. I'm just giving Blaze a hard time because I can't. Actually, in all honesty, Blaze did a great job with the questions last night.
04:26:07
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um I actually expected... Yeah, he left me a message. He he like put in the work. I do. I do put in the work. don't want y'all to come up here I'm like reading...
04:26:20
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reading fucking flashcards. Okay, guys. ah You don't want to plagiarize trivia questions? Why not? but everybody that whatever other so what I go out and I i find my clips.
04:26:35
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i fucking make the graphics i do all that no believe then no believe done a fantastic job with with with with the trivia and i Yes. i mean there is a no here like Here's the reason my madness.
04:26:51
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Here's the reason my madness. cause Glick and i are going to try to get in the the business of doing trivia night and bars and stuff. This is us putting in. I like But at the end of the day, please, like i'm gonna go I'm not going to question you.
04:27:12
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When we are in business together, like I bust your balls about the laver. No, no. Actually, no. When I'm making these questions, when we're doing our thing, I'm going to be like, hey, Glick, read this. Oh, yeah, no. I'll fact check you. I'll fact check you. Absolutely. Absolutely. Because like I said, last night did fact check Blaze, and Blaze was like, hold on a second.
04:27:33
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from the from the play i have right last week last night i did i did i did fact check blaze and and blaze is like hold on a second and And I put my answer out there, and he was like, I'm going let everybody else answer if they know the answer, but I will accept the explicit challenge, which which I was like.
04:27:53
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and do Actually, there was there was another question. There was another question when I was talking my way through it, and Blaze started talking too, and I was like, fuck it. Is this the answer? And he was like, no. And I was like, I'm going to take the L. Go ahead and whoever gets the next answer. I fucked there too, yeah.
04:28:11
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Yeah. Like, i was I was talking my way through it, and I was like, fuck it, you know. So, I mean, but no, I mean, like, Blaze does a phenomenal job with the questions.
04:28:22
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Sometimes there are, Some spelling errors. I'm not going to break his... You had something to say, Brian. I was going to give you the stage. Go ahead, Brian. I was just asking, read me a random question that you had off the trivia.
04:28:40
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oh Oh, yeah, yeah. the mea Hold on. By the way, real quick, while you're doing that, let's go ahead and shout out. Let's go ahead and represent Brian. I apologize. Nonsense School Network.
04:28:53
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Fantasy football champion 2024. Go ahead and acknowledge our champ for fantasy football.
04:29:03
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OTC. OTC. Brian, I'm only going to do this once. I'll give you a random one. I'm not going to sit here and do this all night.
04:29:14
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No, no, no. Just give me random one. Okay. All right. Go here. i don't even know what this one is.
04:29:22
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but you'll probably get it.
04:29:29
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Like it's film of a 12-year-old girl who goes to a magical... This is the question....after her father accidentally sent her there. This was the one that fucked all you guys up.
04:29:41
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No, Tony D you got it right because... Oh, yeah, Tony D did it, yes. cony Tony got it right because I was talking my way through it and Blaze was like... But is it? And I mean, yeah.
04:29:53
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It was a girl in that movie and I'm like, fuck it. don't care. I'm just going to say this. Well, that's because I write a fucking thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, it's not the end never-ending story.
04:30:06
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The lion, the witch, and the wardrobe. That was in a cab does like in the cupboard. oh the first It's the first answer. It was in a wardrobe.
04:30:19
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Inkheart. that's That's the only thing, Inkheart. That's the way Tony did it. He did it through a process of elimination. He did it through a elimination after I was talking my way through it and Blaze started talking. and He was like... yeah so that when I heard a female voice in the background, but whoever said that, they're right.
04:30:40
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Yeah, no, Brian said Inkheart, but Tony got it right and I was like, and i was like it wasn't a girl. See, Jedi got it right too. Yeah, like I was talking. See, sometimes you just have to see. See, with dude with my question, you just got to stop for a moment and think. Yeah, no, no, no. that's what I was talking about. I was talking my way through it like you did, Brian. I was like, why would you do it? Because see, like like what like would really helped me hone in on my skills is like, you know, other than my first job being a blockbuster video librarian,
04:31:16
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um But had, like, after school... He's got some movie chops, yo. So, like, I would watch... I mean, I was i mean i was watching Who Wants Be a Millionaire religiously.
04:31:29
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i was watching Wheel of Fortune. Virgin alert! Virgin alert! Wheel of Fortune religiously and The Weakest Link.
04:31:41
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You are Weakest Link. Yeah, Glick would not last on Link. Bro, dude, actually, in all honesty. We'd all vote out. was like, nah, dude, you're costly. I'll punch everybody in their motherfucking mouth.
04:31:55
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i am I am the goddamn golden child. Eddie Murphy's trying to get me. I'm the goddamn golden child. I'm just saying.
04:32:07
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That's a good movie. Oh, that's another fantasy movie I could have used. Dude, yeah, well, you said last night, fantasy, you could absolutely 100% do Fantasy Part 2.
04:32:18
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and which which movie Which movie did a guy power up, but he overpowered and exploded into lettuce and tomatoes?
04:32:27
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Huh? Super Mario Bros. No. No. Has Kurt Russell in it.
04:32:38
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ah A Big Trouble in Little China? There you go. good yeah Yeah, give that. see Somebody give Glick a treat. Somebody give Glick a gold star. Give me gold star, Blaze.
04:32:53
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No. Give me gold star, Blaze. I don't have i don't bla said You have gold star power, Blaze. You've been giving them out to people lately. I know. it's like i don't I can't give it to you. What if you don't get one?
04:33:11
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See, the fix is in. The fix is in. Even Blaze is in history.
04:33:19
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Bite me. Everybody hates me. Nobody likes I'm gonna go eat a can of worms. What's the name of the game that they play in Harry Potter?
04:33:38
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A cribbage? Squidditch. Boom! I'm a fucking nerd. oh shit i' alex what i Didn't I say that?
04:33:49
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so squidish He says squidditch. Squidditch. Yeah, and they play for the golden the the golden thing. The ball. would got a golden away and gold fence yeah Golden snitch.
04:34:03
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Yeah, the golden snitch. I got a golden ticket. Snitches get stitches and wind up in ditches like bitches. Yeah, like Glick. oh Wally, you keep fucking with me, bro.
04:34:16
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Keep fucking with me, Wally. It's game on, brother. It's Saturday. You name the octagon and I'm there. Anytime.
04:34:29
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Lashley's Gym on Parrot Street in Mount Vernon, Ohio. All we got to do is sign away. and it's like I got What's the title of the movie that Brad Pitt did yeah was a live action yet animated at the same time Fucking cool world, but I don't care right now. Let's not do this.
04:34:56
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It is cool world, right? Wally, Wally, yeah will i step into the octagon with you, but I'm going to wear your shirt when I meet you. okay I do not disappoint. As a trivia host, I did not disappoint in that moment. Actually, no, Wally, I know you've been trained. I'm just a street fighter. I'm a dog, man.
04:35:19
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I'm a dog. I'm a dog in these streets. The sad part is is I mix the street in with that stuff, so it makes it even more dangerous. I got a little bit of training. I got a little bit of training.
04:35:30
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I did a couple years of boxing and about four years of Muay Thai. You know? Okay. i and we I was more exercised. and We'll have the nonsensical fundraiser. We'll do a charity. We'll have to do that.
04:35:47
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do okay were in salvin star trek In Star Trek, how was the Enterprise able to detect other ships using what method? I do. I thought you didn't watch the time to do I can't know. We're not doing trivia right now, man. others think i love you Just because you wanted to go watch football doesn't mean you get the fucking number of people in your life. I got the answer. I got the answer. I got the answer. I got the answer.
04:36:19
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I got the answer. I got the answer. I got the answer, Blaze. Damn, that was when you fix it. Holy shit. No one lied for Brian from Blaze. I got the answer.
04:36:29
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It is the other spaceship detection monitor device.
04:36:35
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Oh. This is the correct answer. we're Just like, just tight Just like Tenderfoot, the boot scootin' boogie dragon and his rider, Billy Bob Buckaroo Bobby.
04:36:49
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Brian, you are canceled, sir. Nobody cares about Star Trek, Brian. This is trivia night, Brian.
04:37:02
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Whatever you have to come to her. The only two people who care about Star Trek are doing something. He's like, I'm going to show Glick I should have won last night. Yeah, I'm going to show Glick. Instead of pulling up last night. Yeah, I'm going to show Glick even though I already lost to Glick. But I'm going to show Glick.
04:37:22
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I'm your daddy. You going to next month? you know What did you say, Mommy Glick? Yeah, i right i'm kind of I'm trying to find it like a daytime job back here at home. When who is your daddy and what does he do?
04:37:44
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Brian answered, click. And then he said, he spanks my ass in movie trivia. Ooh, comic book movie trivia. Here we go. Excluding MCU mcce in the DCU films.
04:37:59
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Yeah. Got it. Brian's got exactly what to watch. yeah this line does go to be Brian ain't dumb about comic book movies. No, no, this is going to be a good one.
04:38:14
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Brian, that's why I want you there on trivia night because I know you watch movies.
Retro Gaming Nostalgia
04:38:20
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So please, let me ask you something, man. Hold on. And I'm asking you, if we did trivia...
04:38:32
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in the bars or in venues here, like, it would be all kinds of trivia. It wouldn't just be movies or anything like that, right? Correct, yes. good you know Yeah. Yeah, yeah. And I got 100% faith in you, man.
04:38:52
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Like, ipu I'll put all my, like, if it was, like, we see but but now in on I will say something i brought up earlier when it comes to questions when we start doing trivia.
04:39:04
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It will be everything. We'll have general trivia. We'll have specialized if it's around Christmas or Easter or St. Paddy or whatever. But again, you and I will come up with the questions.
04:39:19
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yeah and Yeah, because i it'll It'll be general knowledge. I don't know all general knowledge. You don't know all general knowledge. but We don't all know general knowledge, but enough to come up with trivia. When it comes to trivia, when they're like, what could you guys bring? If somebody would challenge us, i'm like, I'm putting all my chips in I'm going to all in on my own. I'll say this.
04:39:44
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i will say this. I grew up. I had an encyclopedia collection. I think I've said this before. Okay. So, and I cherished it as a child. I've always had a curious mind.
04:39:56
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So, as an adult, when I went to trivia nights, and I still do to this day with friends, I show up with the back of, this thought in the back of my mind. Yeah. Dude, I have I have a, I, I, I lived, I grew, I,
04:40:12
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a i I studied for this. I am ready for this. I have a mind full of useless trivia, which I've become a rock star on trivia night.
04:40:24
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And, like, Blaze, you and I, we we were talking earlier. and we like hear else about Like, we joke about reptiles and stuff, but, like, I'm literate enough to where I can go and read some reptile trivia facts or I can come up with some fucking reptiles. Actually, you fucking proved that. you proved that last that Thursday I surprised you with some of the stuff when we were talking about the laws and everything else, man.
04:40:51
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You actually shocked me with the knowledge you had on what I was talking about, which kind of floored me to be honest with you, because I know you know some stuff, but you literally got what I was talking about the law. And I'm like, this is fucking awesome.
04:41:07
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Now I can really get into the talking of the conversation. What while I'm talking about? Cause I got somebody on here that understands what I'm talking about. So, I mean, it, that really helped out there.
04:41:19
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And that's just like with the music aspect. Yes, I love music and everything else. But with Glick's show, it kind of opened my eyes up to understanding more behind the scenes of what actually goes into making that music with his guests that he's had on.
04:41:37
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I want to say something real quick. I want to say, if there's anybody out there listening, this is i want to say if there's anybody anybody out there listening That is into retro video games.
04:41:50
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I'm not a huge like ah gamer gamer, but I have a an affinity for and an appreciation of um retro games. I'm talking like old school pinball games, old school arcades.
04:42:05
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games Oh, yeah. When we were 68, 128, Atari, shit like that. There's anybody out there that would love to co-host a retro video game show. on One of the favorite games back in the day. would love to nerd out on some shit like that. Remember the game? Yeah, Brian, what you're talking about.
04:42:28
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Yeah. Blaze.
04:42:33
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blaze
04:42:35
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Blaze as as my new co-captain here on the Nonsensical Network. as my coat Actually, fuck that new co-captain bullshit. As my co-captain here on the Nonsensical Network, you want to go a little retro? You want to go a little nerd?
04:42:52
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That's just badass. The Leisure Leary games? sounds like yeah fun Sounds like a fun picture. I haven't played every video game, but i' just...
04:43:02
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Just explore a whole video game. Because I think, hold on, just... Okay, I think video games represent um oh man what he in this technological advancement that humanity has this thing that we can just really grasp onto from the 60s until now.
04:43:28
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and yeah night case of just It's just conversation. Right. So two things real quick. um Good idea for Patreon.
04:43:41
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Yeah. But all but also um a little shout out to Chaka and Beast Mode because I know they're going the nerdverse. which is which which which has absolutely striked my interest into the old school yep world of video games. Is that what they're doing? I didn't know that. yeah yeah they're well what they're doing they're doing They're doing the like Video games, television shows, commercials, like the stuff from generation. i don' i don't want to gri i don't I don't want to like grift or anything like this. yeah I don't want to take so much space away.
04:44:24
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You got to give the proper... shout outs and stuff like that. but yeah yeah like they're doing a They're doing a whole genre because or an era because we are all 80s and 90s kids, early 2000s, some of us.
04:44:39
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yeah i haven seen i don't I don't know how they're talking about it. yeah I don't know what they're talking about, now but I know what you're saying, Blaze. You're more of a deeper discussion guy and I'm in for it. and i and Again, I say Patreon exclusive.
04:44:55
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content. There's a video game franchise out there that I absolutely adore and i love. And it's the fact that they, you can't really, it's hard to find. at the e What is it? It's hard to find.
04:45:10
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Manhunter.
04:45:12
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That's an old school freaking game there. That is badass. You play a murderer. I know that sounds fucked up, but I mean, like,
04:45:23
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why
04:45:26
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It's art, man. Fuck fuck you. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. Chaka, you two were gone when Chaka was up on here.
04:45:38
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he was kind of explaining because I was asking Chaka about the show because was kind of curious. You two guys were off getting beer and everything else. He said, yeah, most of his stuff with him, they do talk to retro video games, but they don't go really in depth with the retro games. They were talking more of like our lifestyle that we grew up in.
04:45:58
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And that's what Chaka was saying is like, yeah, I kind of talked about, you know, the things I did in my life and everything else and kind of threw back of what the things we had to do, like different, different genres of our era as kids.
04:46:12
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is what their show basically based on. So the end of the games, I think that'd be a good idea. Maybe you guys, honestly, hit those two up. Maybe you guys could collab together. i not say nice i don't Shout out to the
04:46:30
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forty out in that and that's why i know how blazing And I know how Blaze thinks. Blaze wants to go into the discussion. The evolution of video games.
04:46:42
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have to buy an adapter because I have the Genesis Classic and it runs on component. I need to get that little switch where it goes from component into HDMI.
04:46:53
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the And the thing is that have that system. The thing is, but with with with like something like that, I want a panel. You want more substance. I want a panel because video games, growing up as a child, I think it's one of those things we can explore on a lot of different levels.
04:47:13
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Yeah. Let's fucking do Brian, you'd awesome. While you well, I mean, brian you're you'd be awesome ah wally you right there i mean Or just anybody out there. Right. Do an open door thing.
04:47:28
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yeah I mean, games I like playing at the arcade was like 1942. Oh yeah, dude. Fucking badass game.
04:47:38
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My arcade experience, my teeth are cut on Mortal Kombat. Like the original, right there. Mortal Kombat? Like Chuck E. Cheese throwing fucking tokens in the machine. Yeah, growing up, like... So I get that eraser. That eraser for a first.
04:47:58
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2,000 tickets, I get a little bit of fucking erasure. Just because of, the because, yeah, it was fucking awesome. I saw blood on his screen. Yeah. but Yeah, I mean, like, ah yeah, i mean, like, like at the arcade, like near where i live, it was place called Fun Time.
04:48:15
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Really? Yeah, there was like ah there was like an Oshon hypermarket, and the only way you get like a shopping cart, you put it in a quarter. So as a kid, i would see people of like, I'll return your cart for you.
04:48:27
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And like, oh, what a sweet guy. So I would rack up all the stuff. Every time when i put when I put that cart into the machine, I'd go and race the quarterback. Please. yeah Like I'll rake up like 10 to $15 worth of quarters.
04:48:40
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And I'm like, and I got my little sack. I'm like, I'm going to fun time. Well, that's just like with the oldies. yeah I mean, doing that shit because it's the same thing here in Ohio. They do the quarter thing.
04:48:51
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Yeah, man. If you're a kid, you don't realize how much you, a kid nowadays could rack up some money, decent money. donna to kind of But a lot of kids don't do that shit no more, man. But I get what you're talking about. I did that stuff as a kid, too.
04:49:07
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But yeah, going back to the games, yeah, a Mortal Kombat, Street Fighter, 1942, the Teenage Ninja Turtles arcade game that got me because I was a huge turtlenut back in the eighty s was the adam yeah Yep, that was another one. but Mortal Kombat and Street Fighter were like the games.
04:49:28
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The Simpsons. Yeah, that too. Racing game. Killer Instinct, Primal Instinct. Daytona USA when it was big as a racing game, dude. I mean, it there's just so much shit out there. Rampage.
04:49:43
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more like You're the drunken master kind of. is it yeah Oh, man. Tekken? Tekken. like ju Yeah, yeah. That was better Street Fighter, in my opinion. du a love by game Virtual Fighter. You guys.
04:49:59
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Yeah. You guys. Oh, my God.
04:50:03
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You guys are on a whole-ass new gen. Man, I'm talking Centipede. I'm talking Galactica. You're talking about Galactica. My top favorite arcade fucking game is Galaga.
04:50:16
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Galaga. I love it. My favorite shooter game was Time Crisis. love it my favorite ru backs my no favorite shooter um my favorite shooter game was time crisis Oh, yeah. Really?
04:50:32
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No shit. Yeah, Jims, you had to pedal. You had to step on the pedal to hide. And then had to reload. You got to shoot off camera to reload. Well, no. the Time Crisis was one of the first arcade games where you had to actually...
04:50:48
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You actually had to cock the gun and everything. Yeah, you chambered it. It was like a.45 or a 9-millimeter or whatever. And then you had House of the Dead. It made it really popular. House of the Dead. Yeah.
04:51:01
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House of the Dead was my jam. Zombie games like that were amazing. Oh, yeah, dude, that was... Like I said, we need to definitely do something like this, Blaze. You came up with a fucking bad... Dude, we could go hours with this shit, man.
04:51:15
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But yeah, I have literally, to bring up retro, I literally still have to this day, i don't know if they work or not, I have the Atari 2600, the Atari 7200, with the Centipede game, Space Invaders, all that shit on it.
04:51:33
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i no hurry better like I have... I have a nerd boner, but it's an unsatisfied blue balls. would have to send an invite to my buddy, Agnoski, because he still has every single game console in his house. No shit. Damn. There's a... There's a... Dreamcast and all. There's a... There's a... There's a... There's a... There's a... There's a... There's a... There's There's a... There's a...
04:52:01
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there's a there's a hugeo there
04:52:06
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I remember when Neo Geo came out, dude. it was My favorite yeah ah favorite Atari game? Breakout. Yes. Centipede was actually... That and Space Invaders are my two favorite Atari games, to be honest with you.
04:52:21
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I really... One game that really pissed me off the most. What was that? Yeah. Roger is ones you love to hate. It's like Game for Sadists.
04:52:36
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Dude, that game would piss me off so much, but I'd always keep playing it. I mean, I'm like, even interesting evening yeah. yeah Yeah, you mean even like even like my best friend Kenny, like he's like diehard Zelda, dude. Yeah, he has every single Zelda game, including including the Game Boy.
04:52:56
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Really? that's the rid That right there started PlayStation version of making a copy where Final Fantasy came out. Zelda's actually what started all that shit. I mean, like, when I was playing Ocarina of Time, I mean, I was okay with the other ones, but when I played Ocarina of Time, I'm like, I really enjoyed playing this one.
04:53:17
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But, yeah, I mean, just the old school games, the old floppy disk games. Um... Pilot was an old floppy disk game when we were kids that you could play. was the It was a fighter jet game and shit.
04:53:29
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my friend My friend Kyle, my friend Kyle, like, I, man, when I helped him move to London, when we boxed all of his retro games, like, all floppy disks, everything.
04:53:43
Speaker
I'm seeing you scrolling up. like He's got, he's got, like, bookshelf. like Like, when I talked to him, when I talked to him twice a week, Like, he has this bookshelf. And when I went to go visit him back in December, his whole bookshelf was all the retro games.
04:53:59
Speaker
Nice. Well, and I think it's kind of, okay, since we're on the game thing, Brian, and you're in the games and Glick 2 hit you. What do you guys think about them bringing them back out, these retro, like, Segas and Super Nintendos?
04:54:13
Speaker
I've got one of the retro Nintendo deals. other de and have duck I the Genesis Classics. Okay. On the Genesis Classic, it has Shinobi 1, 2, and 3, Mortal Kombat 1, 2, and 3.
04:54:27
Speaker
has... um Fuck, hang on. Let me look it up. I can't remember it all because I haven't... Ever since I swapped TVs, I took it... like Ever um since I put my 65 up and I put my... ah like what right would i have Right here, what I'm touching, is a Generation 1 HDTV that has the it has a built-in DVD player And it has the part to where I can make it, other than the TV, I can turn it into a computer monitor.
04:54:56
Speaker
It has the connection. So when I had this TV before I put it up by 65, this TV, I had the Genesis Classic hooked up to it. Hell yeah, dude.
04:55:09
Speaker
I was like, nobody's my jam. Oh, it has a lot of Sonic. Sonic's 1, 2, and 3. Did you have Sonic Pinball added in on that too? was that Is that part of the ordeal? I'm about to check.
04:55:25
Speaker
I know the Super Nintendo has like all the Donkey Kongs, all the Mario Brothers, the Mario Karts. I mean, the list can go on. Zelda 007, I've seen where it has it and shit, so...
04:55:39
Speaker
Okay, so let's see. here let's see if this is i did it okay Bradley, give me a deuce real quick. i want to make sure you're real. There you go. ready okay here's the here's the game that's on the game.
04:55:55
Speaker
It has Alex Kidd in the Enchanted Castle, Alien Storm, Altered Beast... Arrow Flash, Bonanza Bros, Chacon, Forever Man, Columns, Columns 2, Comic Zone, Crackdown, deep attack Decap Attack, Robotnik's Mean Bean Machine.
04:56:14
Speaker
Hey, Wally. What's he talking about? I really lost track. I wonder if he's talking about...
04:56:23
Speaker
He's talking about the retro Segas and stuff that they brought out. He's got the Sega Genesis deal. but plastic it has like Okay, so it has Golden Axe, Golden Axe 2, Golden Axe 3, Kid Chameleon. Oh, man. Okay. about Anyway,
Wrestling Fandom & Stories
04:56:40
Speaker
dude, how are you? Nice to meet you. How's it going, man? I'm Blaze. You got Tom Brady in the building.
04:56:50
Speaker
but I'm playing a lot of n sixty four emulators. That's what I like. nice Oh, let's play some Mario Kart. Yeah, i was playing some Mario Kart. like the wrestling games.
04:57:04
Speaker
I want to get into doing a tag. I want to win the Tag Team Championships because I was risk i was ah recently listening to Busted Open with Bubba Ray Dudley.
04:57:16
Speaker
Oh, yeah. Oh, he was like, I completely, I don't, he's like, I don't mark out to most things, but I marked out, I geeked out to the first time I was in a video game.
04:57:29
Speaker
There's few things that he said he geeked out, and that was one of them, and I was like, shit. I'm going to go back and play Bubba Ray Dudley and kind of feel the way he felt, like, oh, what if this was, you know, that's the way he felt. I'm going to use him and D-Von, and I'm going to win the Tag Team Championships on WWF's No Mercy for the N64.
04:57:51
Speaker
yeah nice it's Yeah, it's like, ah like wow, now immortalized. so That's one of the best games. You know, in that game, you take weapons out, you know you hit somebody with the weapon, and ah you drop it and it would fall down the ring, but when you slam somebody on it, it would count. You could hear it like smash them on the fucking weapon.
04:58:11
Speaker
Yeah. And that was the first game to fucking do that. here's ah here's Here's a little guilty pleasure, and I'm sure you guys have, well, you guys already know my insane clown posse sort of guilty pleasure back in the day. PS1, I think it was the first console we had it. It was the Juggalo Championship Wrestling. Yep, Backyard Wrestling.
04:58:35
Speaker
Backyard, it was, you know what, regardless of what you think of ICP, that game itself was fucking It was dope. It was fun. It was... The mechanics were sloppy, but, dude, it had great elements, and it was just all around great. well kind i can't believe they made it to WCW, but they did the they did the song Oddities in 1998 for that group, Oddities.
04:59:02
Speaker
Yeah. What council was that game for? PS1. PS1. Okay. Yep. PlayStation 1. It came out with the second game at one on the second console, I believe.
04:59:14
Speaker
Yep. It's hard to provide PlayStation. It's a chug-a-low. no yeah was gonna When they came out with the second one, it was called it. It was extreme.
04:59:27
Speaker
back
04:59:30
Speaker
Championship Wrestling. That's what they called it. and and elberson but But yeah, I was into the wrestling games. Like I even enjoyed that game and I wasn't a big ICP ic p fan, but I mean, that game was more fun.
04:59:45
Speaker
I had more fun with it than like ECW, a hardcore WWE, you know well, WWF at the time. The original WrestleMania, the arcade game.
04:59:56
Speaker
Oh, yeah, you can't beat that game. it it It had elements of actual, quote-unquote, hardcore wrestling, the jumping from the top with but fucking weapons and shit, like Bradley brought up with the old weapons and wrestling. It had those elements people wanted to fucking play.
05:00:14
Speaker
Basically, real life the real-life deal. I liked Warzone because, you know, they couldn't they couldn't get the fingers or whatever, so when Stone Cold went to flip somebody off, he just went like this.
05:00:26
Speaker
Yep, had the whole hand up, yeah.
05:00:31
Speaker
Me and Glick used to play that game quite a bit. I remember those like WrestleMania 2000. I see that Glick up there. He's got some belts up behind him. what what Are those wrestling belts or is it something else?
05:00:46
Speaker
They are wrestling belts. He is for sure. he's a wrestling he's a arresting fan for sure
05:00:55
Speaker
got the inter- correct Oh, now he's on the music. No, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. No, no, no, no, no. So, this is actually my smoking skull.
05:01:06
Speaker
What? Yes. What? Oh, hell yeah. And that's the bottom line. And that's the bottom line. Because Spoon Cole Glick said so.
05:01:19
Speaker
Glick316 said, I just whooped your ass. No. And... And this that's right here o well supposed we are the same currently but this right here and be hurt for is a custom-made championship belt for tonight's show.
05:01:39
Speaker
It looks like it's glowing. Is that two drinks? Is that cheers? yeah this is the This is the nonsensical nonsense podcasting championship belt because I am the greatest podcast host that ever graced the podcasting world.
05:02:02
Speaker
Fuck you, Joe Rogan, you piece of shit. Oh, again, again. i dady You're on the list, Joe Rogan.
05:02:13
Speaker
You're on the list. You do look like the Ayatollah of rock and rolla. ah Hey, man, I'm just saying. I mean, Chris Jericho and I had the pretty similar body type these days. Ayatollah of Ayatollah of assaholah.
05:02:34
Speaker
you came out You came up on the right panel, my man, because you'll fit in with the rest of us. so hi Welcome to the network. for i My smoking skull championship belt was a gift from a friend of mine.
05:02:49
Speaker
I am a huge Stone Cold Steve Austin fan. He's one of my favorite wrestlers of all time. What? What?
05:03:00
Speaker
ah i can't um I have a smoking skull, the pipe. Nice. you do. Yes. But, no, as as as I solidify myself as one of the greatest podcast hosts of all time, ah figured and we got the belt to claim it. Any other podcast host out there, if you want to fucking step up and Challenge me. You are more than welcome to step up any Saturday night.
05:03:34
Speaker
The door is always open. If you want to glow, I would like to glow if you Come up. I am a wrestling fan. My son and do a wrestling show every other Saturday.
05:03:48
Speaker
You were a wrestler? I want to hear Bradley for it, Bradley. I went through the side of an above-ground pool three times.
05:03:59
Speaker
And if you want, I can pull up the video and share it for you. Bro, bring it up, man. Go for it, man. Yeah. I, uh, dabbled, dabbled in the West, in the wrestling world. i A friend of mine, a friend of mine was, uh,
05:04:16
Speaker
was a wrestler, and he was actually in the old-school original OVW. yeah Oh, he's a facility for a moment. I'll leave that. And he actually, before he was introduced to OVW on the local scene, I was his bodyguard, and I would interfere in matches and whatnot, and then I got the opportunity to live my wrestling fantasy,
05:04:45
Speaker
a And partake. and And, you know, and he was a little he was a little guy.
05:04:57
Speaker
Him and his tag team partner were high flyers. They were like the Motor City machine guns. You know what I mean? Little guys, high fire. And then I was like the big, I was like the big, the muscle.
05:05:10
Speaker
And, yeah. and then And then I got to, after multiple times of interfering in matches, i was given a few matches.
05:05:21
Speaker
got to meet the oh very lovely, ah very beautiful, but ugly personality, Stacey Koebler. Oh! That was amazing.
05:05:35
Speaker
bitch in person. Fuck that bitch. What do you think? What do you think? She's going to to you? Well, yeah. I mean, look at me.
05:05:46
Speaker
Look at her and look at me. She did. How did she respond to it? I mean, she's built like a 2x4. Let's be honest. Come on now. I'm sorry. I'm like, she's built like a I'm like homeboy from Madagascar.
05:06:00
Speaker
yeah yeah like she's built like a twoby four i'm like the homeboy from madagascar I like them. I like them. I like them.
05:06:11
Speaker
You're a leaping lemur. Yeah. I'm a big old hippo, man. I'm like, hey. Oh, I thought you meant the lemur. of My bad. No, no, no. I'm talking about the hippo. King, what's his name?
05:06:24
Speaker
Homeboy came out of the water. He's like, I like them. Monica Monica juice yeah it was a lot of the world I have to see Stacy Keebler was built like a two-by-four bro she loves the all-my-go I'm not I am speaking honestly I don't know whose channel this is but I just shared my video when I was it's wall It's our channel. It's mine, Wally, and Blaze. This is the Nonsensical Network, man.
05:06:58
Speaker
Well, who's in the back of control? I'm going to mute the audio to this video so you don't get flagged for... Oh, appreciate that. Appreciate that, brother. Appreciate it, bud.
05:07:08
Speaker
You know how wrestlers like to make those music videos? Oh, yeah. yeah That's what this is, but I'm going to mute the video so there's no song on it. It's muted, so...
05:07:20
Speaker
It's a cool song. It's, uh, what is it? Be Yourself, I think. She's like, I'm going to mute it, but I'm going to fucking sing it. oh Which is Which is okay. fine. you safe. Yeah.
05:07:34
Speaker
as long as you sing it we're saying yeah I'll do karaoke version of it. Yeah, there you go. If can bring up two videos at the same time, I'll do it. Right. I can do it on my phone.
05:07:51
Speaker
You can do it on karaoke for us. I don't know the lyrics. Are you doing karaoke? out here. out here. of of here. here. I'm out here. I'm of here. here. here. of here. out here. out of here. I'm out here.
05:08:05
Speaker
here. I'm out of here. here. here. out out of here. out here. here. of here. here. I'm out of out here. I'm out here. out I'm out of out here. out I'm of here. I'm out I'm out here. out of out of here. out I'm out of here.
05:08:16
Speaker
out of here. I'm out I'm here. here. out out of here. out here. I'm out here. of out out here. out here. of out here. I'm out here. out I'm here. out here. out here. here. here. here. I'm here.
05:08:26
Speaker
here. They counsel me. They counsel me. And I'm going to kick your fucking head off, Kevin Owens. I'm going to punch your fucking head off, Kevin Owens. Oh, God, I wait to see Randy Orton. Punch it off your freaking shoulders.
05:08:41
Speaker
Yeah, I cannot wait to see Randy Orton. Oh, dude, we've got to save this for next Saturday, Wally. Wow, man. Yeah. yeah By the way, Bradley, next Saturday at 1 o'clock on this network, we have what is called Cash's Corner.
05:08:58
Speaker
It's Glick and his son. We talk all WWE wrestling, dude. If you want to come on and talk wrestling with us, I pop in. Come in, man. Dude, it's a blast.
05:09:10
Speaker
Hey, Glick, do you ever pay for pay-per-views? no no no so No, no, not anymore because um I have a Peacock subscription and all the, yeah pe that they are PLEs, they are paid live events now yeah and they are all on Peacock and I already have my Peacock subscription.
05:09:33
Speaker
You and I really need to talk offline about the Patreon options and stuff. but No, we not really do because Think about that. Want to talk?
05:09:44
Speaker
Yeah, 1 o'clock Eastern time, man. oh Every other Saturday. Next Saturday at 1 p.m. Eastern time, yep we'll be live.
05:09:54
Speaker
And, you know, come on in and talk wrestling. Yeah, hop in. My son loves it. myup My son's 12, and he just, he the last couple years, he's gotten into wrestling.
05:10:05
Speaker
And, you know, the the the Cash's Corner came about, and there's no drama tonight. I'm just going to say I'm going to leave it alone.
05:10:17
Speaker
Cash's Corner came about when a couple of people ah hurt his feelings and kind of fucking screwed him over. and And him and I were sitting on the couch, I was like, dude, let's do let's let's do a show together, man.
05:10:32
Speaker
what do you like Let's call it Cash's Corner. And him and I do a show. Wally comes up with us. Now, granted, like I said, he's 12. And he's like two years in.
05:10:43
Speaker
So he don't know nothing about the Monday Night Wars. He's getting some education along the way with the modern day time. He doesn't know Terry Funk. he He's getting educated. He's getting educated, man. Trust me. We'll go in. He shows only nine he shows up And we do the show together, and he's got his GWO belt, the GWO, the Glick World Order.
05:11:10
Speaker
What? and What? And it's spray-painted. It's the old-school championship belt, and it's spray-painted GWO for the Glick World Order, which is something that I did.
05:11:21
Speaker
And he comes in here, man, and he talks shit to Wally. And he loves fucking wrestling, man. I was on the way to the store the other day, and I ate 16 worms on the way.
05:11:34
Speaker
Bang! Bang!
05:11:37
Speaker
But 1 o'clock. Yes, sir. and neck but yeah man yes sir good next up it's next bag they we on I apologize. I keep saying that.
05:11:48
Speaker
nope it's right it's here're on this network so Make sure you hit that subscribe and hit the notification. I like have a good time. I'm a funny guy. I like to joke around, make jokes, and make people laugh. That's all I want to do.
05:12:01
Speaker
That's what I like to do. Well, he's on the right panel for Saturday nights on here on this, Ted. And I like wrestling. You have definitely knocked that out the park at home month tonight, my friend. Thank you, Bradley, for showing up. did your Yeah, please. Oh, thank you.
05:12:17
Speaker
Oh, thank you. they too God, please would you move to Ohio? As a fellow stutter, man, thank you. Thank you, too.
05:12:29
Speaker
Yeah, Blaze, hurry up. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Have you seen the fire of the bull? Have you seen the be a huge wrestling fan. No, actually, no. I gave him the mandible claw with a sock and when I was in school as a kid, you know, because I love this shit.
05:12:46
Speaker
I pulled this. You gave a kid a mandible claw? I put the sock over my hand and I shoved it in a This is an asshole. Everyone hated this kid. Everyone hated this kid.
05:12:58
Speaker
I gave him the mandible claw. He went to the nurse and the principal to say, you know, that that's assault with a deadly weapon. I said, assault!
05:13:17
Speaker
i shot this snap gun is throw get the fuck out of here with a deadly i will start Are fucking kidding me? Are you fucking with me right now? It's a deadly weapon.
05:13:40
Speaker
Stop being against me. Are you guys able to play video? Um... oh man man are you guys able to play my video
05:13:56
Speaker
Maybe, maybe not. It's okay. I got it. I got it. I got it. I'm going to add it. I got it muted, so I'm not playing the song. i got it nued so i'm not playing the song I'm just playing the video, and it that this is just me back-eyed wrestling with my friends. isn' know There's no other... just I'm not porn-bombing me. If I see a fucking wiener, Bradley, you no I am fucking up.
05:14:23
Speaker
I don't get a scoreboard when somebody pulls down my pants. It's not no HPK action. I keep calling it Bradley, and his name's Brady. Either way, if I see a wiener, I'm fucking you up Let's hit that play button, buddy.
05:14:39
Speaker
guys hi do I'm doing the song. le doooo That's me. It's without hair. That's you That's me with hair when I'm super young.
05:14:54
Speaker
Without hair. Super young. Holy shit. You guys are really houncing. I love him, Jesus. love him. love him. love him. Stop it. and got you so Oh, that's you.
05:15:08
Speaker
Oh, man, you ate that chair, Yeah. Oh, look at the super kick. Smash. Hell yeah. I touch my wiener every night.
05:15:20
Speaker
ah but I'm going to hit the trash can with the trash can. Nah, that was a clothesline. That was a clothesline, not a spear.
05:15:32
Speaker
Take that. It's a lunch train in your face. Sloppy Joe's. Sloppy Joe. Sloppy Joe. There we go. Oh, that's a piece of drywall smashed over my head.
05:15:44
Speaker
And then broke a fucking... oh that's me the i was smashed over my head and then i broke i broke a fucking Oh, there's a trash can, of course. Oh, man.
05:15:56
Speaker
Oh, man. Watch out for the squirrel. He's running by you. ah Oh, big spear. Big spear from a big guy. That was a good spear. I'm but oh, he reverses and I smash on the ground.
05:16:14
Speaker
yeah was That was big to me. Oh, that was a move. Oh, man. that was a big oh man He hit me with a mouthful. His choreography really good right there. The timing was really good. Oh, the super kick. He was really good. Look at this. Look at me drop. He did a flip. This is really good.
05:16:33
Speaker
Super kick. That was good extension. hairli brady go nine and i was a good extension The ladder just fell. The ladder just fell on its own. And somebody died. Somebody got impaled by a picket fence. Wait, who's here? You're the red. Are we punches? These are good punches, right?
05:16:58
Speaker
Those are good punches. Those are solid punches. That's my raindrop. That's where I pour water over my head. This is where I smash into the pool.
05:17:09
Speaker
Oh, missed it. Oh, you missed, bro. That's the first time. That's just the first time. Who's getting killed by the cinder? Right there. That's a good move. Oh, yeah. That kid know that that kid is good, man.
05:17:23
Speaker
Yeah. He's fluid. ands like there's like I realize there's not a single ring anywhere all. Backyard.
05:17:35
Speaker
Backyard wrestling. This is my special move. This is called a Crucifix DDT. That's what Dean Ambrose uses. No, he uses the double arm DDT. I use the Crucifix DDT.
05:17:48
Speaker
You're right, you're right, you're right. you're right Yeah, it's different. It's different. Dude, i hope you kill that kid. He's got fucking stupid jinkers on. Kill him. Oh, yeah. Cut his fucking head off. Rip his head off and shove it up his ass. Oh, dude.
05:18:02
Speaker
Fuck. Is there going to be a neck breaker from here? Here it comes. Here it is. Here it is. Smash. Dude, how do you get this? Oh, my God. Damn.
05:18:11
Speaker
man yeah How many times did you go through that pole? This is the second time. There is one more time that I go through. Smash! You took out that whole pole, you big-bodied bitch.
05:18:29
Speaker
The kid that we were in, the the yard that we were in, he said, oh our parents are getting a new pole, so you can take out that. He did the even flow. I was going to ask about that. He's just wrecking a fucking pool, man. At least I think it was okay. Is this an abandoned house somewhere? Like, fuck this place, man. It's fucking up. I just imagine me coming home. I just imagine me coming home to, like, Cash and his friends and they're destroying my backyard. I'm like...
05:19:06
Speaker
What the fuck is happening right now? This is why I have a hard time want watching wrestling nowadays because it doesn't have this.
05:19:18
Speaker
This is the wrestling that has the passion in it. It's got the passion. Are you ready for this? Check this yeah out. I'm ready. ratty i'm ready Boom. The third time this son of a bitch...
05:19:34
Speaker
I'm just really mad that it took you three times to go through that pole and it's still not destroyed. I've i thought i watched you go through the side of this pole three times and it's still perfectly fine.
05:19:54
Speaker
like like We can fill it up tomorrow even though this big bitch is been thrown through the wall three times. We're fine. That's hardcore, right?
05:20:05
Speaker
Come on, that's hardcore. Throw him through a fun fucking pool. That's fucking hardcore. Well... I didn't see any barbed wire or thumbtacks. Other than that, I... Well, ladies and gentlemen, for anybody... That a bad as i was sort a badass. For anybody who may be interested, we've we've we've we dabbled in this conversation before. nonsensical wrestling federation could be a thing.
05:20:42
Speaker
And we already have a belt. We already have a belt. Did you say wrestling? The Nonsensical Wrestling Federation. We already have a heavyweight championship belt for it.
05:20:54
Speaker
NWF? NWF. So anybody who would like to... garbage and w m w f so so so anybody who would like to
05:21:06
Speaker
Go ahead and challenge your boy. I'm basically the Triple H of the Nonsense Skull Wrestling Federation. Oh, my God. I see a bunch of videos out there doing backyard wrestling now.
05:21:17
Speaker
if you know all i can't wait to see Blaze doing some wrestling. I'm a commentator. No, I'm a commentary. Oh, dude, you are a commentator. You're our Jim Ross, bro. a commentator.
05:21:34
Speaker
i the car I am a yeah You think you're just Well, then you consider me the final boss.
05:21:52
Speaker
If you're the final boss, I'm Cody Rhodes. dear god You're gay? oh more like oh Brian's still there. don't you shut the fuck up, Wally?
05:22:05
Speaker
oh my god I am all day, every day. a
05:22:20
Speaker
speaking a wallieho as you will put the wallie on a conveyor by an cur shall learn the funniest all like j i can find a on your But the funniest thing is they were doing an interview and Undertaker was there and a bunch of other wrestlers were there and Vince was talking and Stone Cold kept repeating what Vince was saying and at point he's like looking at the Undertaker and he's like, you gotta get the pin! no mercy! And he's like, laughing at me.
05:22:51
Speaker
It's fucking great. i don't know if I can find that. but There's two Stone Cold Steve Austin moments that resonate in my mind. And number two is... Beer truck!
05:23:04
Speaker
Beer truck! No, no. Number two is him cracking Vince in the head with the bedpan. But number one, number one forever and always, when we when he attacked Booker T in the grocery store. Oh, of And he threw him up on the register and he was like, I need a price check on a jackass.
05:23:25
Speaker
Price check for jackass. Yeah.
05:23:31
Speaker
Not only that, but he fucking smashed him in the head with a fucking gallon of milk. I love that entire fucking segment.
05:23:41
Speaker
That is the greatest thing that's ever happened. Doesn't he hit him with a fucking frozen piece and goes, We're in the moon, it's your own. Oh, first you see me. Ah! Oh,
05:23:53
Speaker
first she needs apply um yeah
05:24:02
Speaker
Brian, were you really quoting ah the Raven? Dude, we raise the most Raven i idolized back in the dude. I love Raven, dude.
05:24:13
Speaker
The Raven's a fuck, baby. What about me? What about the Raven? Nah, man. like Like Raven back in the ECW days, is like the promos. Oh, yeah. did Exactly what he just said.
05:24:28
Speaker
Him and Tommy Dreamer, ah Sabu, ECW was the shit, man. I wish they could have stayed around. My favorite guy ECW, motherfucker come out to Metallica.
05:24:44
Speaker
Enter the Sandman, baby. baby. it is and know Some bitch was bleeding before he hit the ring.
05:24:56
Speaker
Yeah. Yeah. did You want me to talk? And that motherfucker never talked. That motherfucker never talked. He didn't have no promos to cut. just smoked his Marble Reds, drank his Budweiser's, and beat everybody's ass. That one fucking match, you know I'm talking about? That one fucking match where he was, it was supposed to be like a fucking 10 count match or whatever, a last man standing match, and he just kept getting up, getting up, getting up. He wouldn't stay fucking down.
05:25:30
Speaker
yeah he but barb wire a he was actually supposed to He was actually supposed to originally lose that match because he was the ECW champ at that time and he just didn't want to give up that title so bad.
05:25:43
Speaker
He just kept... He blew the script out of the water in that match. I remember that. That was insane. But ECW, they made people pay attention once they got by e c w they made people pay attention once they got Got out there with their hardcore wrestling that, you know, these guys were and the women. I mean, even the women got in on the hardcore stuff.
05:26:08
Speaker
But, yeah, that really i was really more drawn to that, even though I grew up in the golden era, the WWF and everything else. But once Paul Heyman brought ECW, out I never watched Nitro.
05:26:20
Speaker
Or WWF when ECW made it mainstream and everything else. I followed it until the very end, man. I was a diehard ECW fan. Fuck yeah.
05:26:31
Speaker
Wow. Yeah. A lot of people got their wrestling organizations that they want to pick. And a lot of people, at that time, everyone was loyal. Like, I was loyal to, I'm sorry, and I was stupid. I was loyal to WWF.
05:26:44
Speaker
Like, I mean, of course, a lot of people. Oh, I'm, and I grew up a Hogan guy. But yeah, once ECW come out because it was different, and would these guys were beating us. These guys were beating the shit out of each other. It's like, dude, this is watching the street fight and these guys are making money.
05:26:59
Speaker
It's all the all the same, but if you don't watch it all, what's wrong with you? that's why i mean i don't understand why I didn't watch it back then. It's crazy. mean i went i mainly I mainly grew up watching like the Paul Bosch wrestling days because when he was here in Houston at the same time. When they would be here and then they mainly watched on WWF and then later like WCCCW World Class Championship Wrestling. And then after that, then, like, i was watching New Japan, like, through tape trading. Oh, that's another one in that organization.
05:27:37
Speaker
Jesus. So, yeah, i'm like I'm like, I'm a wrestling fan as a whole. I'm not biased. Yeah. some some Some of my friends, like they were either 100% loyal to WWE or Shelby. sitting there going, like at the Royal Rumble, like one of my friends, like he gets mad when I call him bandwagon fan because yeah and When it comes to the Royal Rumble, like soon as somebody soon as I see the music will hit, and i'm like like at the one time, i was like jordan when Jordan Grace came out, the moment I heard that, o i was like, oh, shit, Jordan Grace.
05:28:14
Speaker
He's like, who's that? that she's the I was like, she's the TNA knockouts champion. and then and and Then when other people came out, and then like this past Rumble. Do you like Joel Hendry?
05:28:26
Speaker
Stay safe here. I believe it's Joe Hendry. I grew up in the air. Besides all that, NWA was big thing back in the day. mean, that was kind of the feeding ground for WWF at the time and everything. But it was just...
05:28:41
Speaker
in you a a big big thing back in the day i mean i mean that was like the that was kind of the the feeding ground for w wf at the time and everything but it was just but But yeah, ECW, it was intriguing to me. I mean, like I said, I was the golden era.
05:29:01
Speaker
And then it got into when the Attitude Era hit and the Monday Night Wars hit because you could throw ECW in there, which was your middle of the week show. So it kind of balanced itself out. But yeah, wrestling-wise...
05:29:15
Speaker
You can ask Glick, man. Dude, I ate and sleep that shit when we were in school all the time. It's like, hey, you watching this to tonight? i But yeah, ECW, had so many favorites. But I mean, especially when it how it got started, it was your plain Jane ordeal, you know, like watching classic wrestling, typical WWF and shit like that.
05:29:41
Speaker
And then when Paul Heyman took the reins over, they just blew the doors the fuck open on that shit, man. I mean, it was it was insane. So I shared another video. i don't i don't You might not be able to play this because this is actual wrestling footage, so I don't want to get you copyright. This is another music video that I played. It's been up on YouTube for a very long time.
05:30:08
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Yeah, let's not dabble into the world. This channel, unfortunately, on a few strike right now. Yeah, we're already on a very good night. If I had the opportunity to doctor it up beforehand, I'd say it would. No problem. i just it's i i was I will say this.
05:30:27
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Ladies and gentlemen, we've got about a half hour left.
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05:30:41
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05:31:01
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And our Twitch page. We've got about a half hour left before we get the flock out of here. And we're going to keep And we're going to keep it to like 28 minutes.
05:31:12
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Because if I don't, Blaze is going come to Ohio kick me in the dick. Can I tell you something else? I still have to get fucking set.
05:31:24
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So here's the thing real quick, guys. And I'm sharing this with everybody. Okay. I get my VHF on Tuesday, and I was going to get a new audio editing software. So after that, everything will be a little bit easier to get cut and uploaded to our podcast. So please bear with Well, thank you, boys.
05:31:47
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It's not a thank you. It's just something that I'm investing in. my my myself as well. so you know what that Thank you. good you Fuck you. he that bullshit. Thank you, Blaze. I want to say personally, thank you, Blaze. Don't fall off a cliff. Blaze is my left-handed man. And I say that because I'm left-handed. Blaze is my left-handed guy. I like to choke that cock. I was going to make that joke. I beat the killer. You what he said. Blaze is my guy, man. No, real. Blaze is my dude.
05:32:35
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that is that is Blaze my guy, man. but and When it comes to podcasting, like yeah man when it comes down to the business and doing things and I need something, Blaze is my dude.
05:32:49
Speaker
Would you think that his asshole smells good? I think right now he probably would. Trust me. I mean, i mean we, we are as a Sasquatch, I met this random stoner when he was at the he was like hanging out at the edge of the woods and he was like, what's up, big fella? You come here often?
05:33:14
Speaker
And was like, that's the best you got. I'm a Sasquatch. Obviously, i live here. He was like, no, this is the best I got. Come sniff this asshole and tell me how the best you ever smelled. It was a fantastic smelling asshole. Fuck you, Brian, you racist piece of shit.
05:33:33
Speaker
We're not Wookiees. You are a Wookiee. Wookiee. You are a Wookiee. I've never smelled an asshole that smelled like custard before. Holy shit. Brian, if I'm a Wookiee, you're a Mexican. ah two Custard with weed.
05:33:49
Speaker
Custard. Brian's like, i'm not Mexican. I'm Taiwanese. Weed custard. Blazonese. We got we got our blaz in there I'll fuck with you, Brian. I know you're a child.
05:34:09
Speaker
So if all of us is in a wrestling ring, like, last man's can't hit who to win. I'm standing back watching and Brian and Glick go at it, and I'll take you over his lap.
05:34:22
Speaker
I'm going after Brian. I'm going after Brian. Before the bell even rings, Brian's not even going to finish his entrance. I'm going to roll it. I see your big wookie ass coming right at me. I'm going to roll the way. And then as you hit that turnbuckle, you're going to be like, as soon as you turn around, wham, you're going to hit with that.
05:34:48
Speaker
a Stop. I don't know about I don't know about that. Brian. Blazing A's, baby. I'm going to do some Ric Flair shit on you.
05:35:03
Speaker
That's all I know. Are you going to strut on us? Yep. Where my strength fails, my fucking... e The dirtiest player in the game.
05:35:14
Speaker
That's where I take it. so so brady Brady's going to strut and be really drunk and over and embarrass himself as an 80-year-old man. We're
05:35:31
Speaker
what not worried about Brady. I'm going to teabag and teabone you. Woo!
05:35:40
Speaker
Man, Rick Feller used to the man back in the day. Limousine riding, jet flying, piss stealing. Greatest heel of all time.
05:35:53
Speaker
I mean, even if... going to pull John Cena. I'm going to pull a John Cena on all of you guys. And I'm breaking up with all of you. You can't see me. You can't see me, and I break up with all of you.
05:36:07
Speaker
Bye. I break
05:36:14
Speaker
up with you. I'm not sucking your anymore. Okay, John. Blaze, hope you took yourself down. I hope Blaze took himself down. Yeah, I took myself down. I took myself down. Hey, Blaze.
05:36:32
Speaker
In the private chat, ask what I would do to click. i says i see his I see his big wookiee ass coming at me. I'm not a wookiee, you racist piece of shit.
05:36:43
Speaker
I don't prove it. Maybe you just took your... Oh, man. ow. Maguire. That was... Don't give him beer past midnight.
05:36:55
Speaker
Maguire.
05:36:59
Speaker
don't give him beer just midnight
05:37:05
Speaker
You're not wrong, Brady. Dude, I would pop his ass with a pound, and then the moment he gets right up, he's right in position. Spear. Spear, right there.
05:37:16
Speaker
Hang on a second. Are you guys joking around with me, or do you not really know how to read? My name's Bradley. and you yeah Everyone's saying that. I said that, Bradley. I fucking called them out once and twice already. I know I called Glick out.
05:37:31
Speaker
don't know what's going on here, man. no no, I know it's Bradley. I'm not Brady. I fucking hate that. Where did Glick go? Dude. I don't know. These other guys are Neanderthals half the time. I have to tell you. I have to tell you how much it pissed me off. Everywhere I go, every fucking where I go, somebody asks me my name.
05:37:51
Speaker
and ah And they say, hey what's your name? And I say, oh, my name's Bradley. And they say, oh, good to meet you, Brandon. No, it's Bradley. How did I get Brandon out of Bradley?
05:38:03
Speaker
but Every single fucking time. Every fucking time. Oh, nice to meet you, Brandon. Fine.
05:38:15
Speaker
Fine, then. good I'm not going to correct you. I'm going to punch you in the face and you're going to go to the cops and you say, hey, Brandon assaulted me. Well, my name's not Brandon, so go fuck yourself.
05:38:27
Speaker
Fucking Brian done hit me with a pounce and knocked me out the whole goddamn fucking internet. Fuck yeah, I'm not Brandon, I'm Bradley, so go fuck yourself, that's what I tell him. That's not Brian. Brian me with a pounce, man. He hit me with a pounce and knocked me out the whole goddamn internet. I was gonna say, what the hell happened to you, dude?
05:38:47
Speaker
With my asshole, I'm gonna bounce a fucking shit. That's usually like like in the back in the backyard days. set them up with the pounce, and then the moment they got right up, bam, with the spear.
05:38:58
Speaker
Is it the same thing? Hey, since we're talking about pounce, the pounce is that like it's like like a blindsided shoulder tackle. I hit you on the blind side. mean, shoulder, stomach. Come on, man.
05:39:13
Speaker
no, no, no. no it's a it's a It's a blindsided shoulder tackle. dude Dude. My thing is, if you fuck up a spear, you're going to wind up with a bounce.
05:39:25
Speaker
Oh, fuck! Oh, fuck! No, no, no, no, no. See, with the spear, the spear, I'm coming at you. On the pounce, I'm meant to blindside. It's blindsided tackle, like a linebacker hit.
05:39:37
Speaker
line back don't don't Don't explain this to him. Bradley's the type of guy that gets beat by a Hulk Hogan leg drop. no And yeah, I know your name is Brady, but I've renamed you Bradley. he's Bradley!
05:39:52
Speaker
Get him, ladies. Isn't Bradley either way he gets beat by a Hulk Hogan? Jesus Christ. Do you not if that's the most powerful move in all sports entertainment? it was the most No, no. Actually, the most powerful move in all wrestling is the Hulk Hogan finger poke.
05:40:15
Speaker
The poke of The poke of doom. the poker du It's a leg drop. You can't survive a leg drop. Nobody here could survive a leg drop. That's all I'm saying. Leg drops are... How fucking dare you! help me They're so basic.
05:40:35
Speaker
You take take one right now. Just go ahead. Take a leg drop from the big show and tell me it's basic. No, thank you. I'll be honest with you.
05:40:47
Speaker
That or The Undertaker or either one, man. i No, thank you. Here, shake your bo here Bradley, here bradley like and the private chat The second league, that's what I'm talking about. That's what the pounce is. if The blind side is shoulder time. I've seen a pounce before. I've seen it.
05:41:04
Speaker
No, no, no. This is the NFL. This is the NFL version. Yeah, yeah. Well, they're wearing candy. The finger of the doom is the end-all, be-all. Yeah, because Monty Brown used to play for the – she was a linebacker for the New England Patriots.
05:41:17
Speaker
That's pretty good. That's pretty good, yeah.
05:41:22
Speaker
The pounce. He's pouncing all right. But the leg drop is also very powerful. No, it's not. Of course it is. No, it's not. Obviously it is. We've all grown up watching wrestling.
05:41:36
Speaker
who No, here's the thing. Okay, and you want to make fun of, of course, leg drops are shitty. But when you've got a special move, it's your special move, and it's better than anyone else does it. That's how you have to consider it, because...
05:41:53
Speaker
So you have to put in like movie things like how he has special abilities over everyone else. His move is better than everyone else. 2025, everybody and their mom uses a fucking spear.
05:42:09
Speaker
That's true. And the super kick. Who doesn't use a super kick? That was somebody's special move. Now that's just somebody's I'm just going to do it all the time move.
05:42:22
Speaker
Tiffany's trying to do it. Dude, but do remember? Okay, hold on a second. I'm sorry, please. I'm sorry. We're not talking about women. No, no, you guys are fine.
05:42:33
Speaker
I'm just listening. I thought that was interesting. I'm not saying he's wrong. No, no, no, no, no. I'm not saying he's wrong. Sol Ruka has the best cutter ever. I'm just saying I've never heard that hook before, and I'm curious. Please expand on that.
05:42:51
Speaker
But do you remember, do you remember, you remember Brian? He's not wrong. That's the thing, because he's right. Yeah. Like, the people's elbow yeah somewhat stronger than any other regular regular elbow. elbow drop. Yeah. He's not wrong. I think the fact that he pointed that out, I think, is awesome.
05:43:14
Speaker
Yeah, Macho Man or Andy Savage used to do the elbow drop off the elbow top. They can do it better than anyone else. That's why it works. You have to displace it's the suspension of disbelief. Okay, I'm sorry to can break the whatever. No, you're good.
05:43:33
Speaker
bring space wheel and You and you can keep the suspension of disbelief with something that is real and and something that is like, okay, this person does this better than anyone else. Stone Cold can grab your fucking head and jam your neck down better than anyone else.
05:43:52
Speaker
Yep. And so can DDP. But when he you know when he flattens out. Wow, no that was the Stone Cold. Yeah, they're different. definitely that was That was a diamond cutter.
05:44:04
Speaker
and and a stunner. and was One time i accidentally took a stunner as a diamond cutter and I got a stinger. I stung my spine. You're an asshole.
05:44:16
Speaker
I know. I was on trampoline. I thought someone was going for a RKO, but they went for a stinger and I fucking wedged my spine off. Easily confused. Stunner, RKO, diamond cutter, you're an asshole. You're the problem, Bradley.
05:44:31
Speaker
I want to pause one second <unk> bradley Bradley, you just touched on something that I have not really ever thought of because I i don't i haven't watched wrestling since my mid-20s.
05:44:45
Speaker
But you just said something. I'm a weirdo. You had said you didn't take the move because you thought it was a different move.
05:44:58
Speaker
I never thought about it. It's the same move. Each move you have to take differently for the sake they of you're you take an RKO, you're flat out. If you take a stunner, you're on your knees.
05:45:11
Speaker
If you're flat out taking a stunner, you're going to bend your fucking body. in that take No, no, no. You have to have him on your wrestling talk show. I'm a champion!
05:45:22
Speaker
I'm a champion! Look, Bradley, Bradley, on the private chat, that is the sole snatcher. That is the sole snatcher. I like this dynamic.
05:45:37
Speaker
and it is the soul i like this dynamic Oh, shit. I'm not saying he's not the champion, but i'm saying I'm not saying he isn't either.
05:45:48
Speaker
Because I wrestled in a a backyard wrestling group and we didn't go intercontinental. We were just the continental champion. He showed some wrestling chops there, Glick. I'm just saying. I mean, again, a...
05:46:07
Speaker
i was i was brought into a wrestling world as a bodyguard. I've had a few matches. I've been in the ring.
05:46:21
Speaker
if you wanted if if you If you want wrestle, if you want to do the wrestling... I was joking there. You don't have to take right to the next level. No, no, no, no, no. I don't want to see any old backstroke. You're looking like a very big man.
05:46:39
Speaker
but you couldn't meet me. There's no way you can meet me in a wrestling match. I'm the greatest wrestler alive! Not Max Caster. I'm actually the greatest wrestler alive.
05:46:55
Speaker
Oh, shit.
05:46:59
Speaker
That's some, You want to, uh... You want me to, uh... You want me to, uh... i'm like bread so me to No, that's a... that's i I don't know where to go from here, Bradley. Bradley, Bradley, Bradley, where... Hold on, hold on.
05:47:19
Speaker
Pause, pause, pause, pause. Bradley, how old are you? How old do I look? You look you're in 30s. Hang jing it let me take off my glasses. You look like you're you look like you're in your 30s, you're a boy.
05:47:34
Speaker
I am 32. Is she right? Yeah, that sounds about right. Glick said it's 40. Yeah, see, Glick, I think they'll hurt you.
05:47:45
Speaker
What? Glick, I think they'll hurt you, man. Who? Someone? Someone hurt me? No, no, I think they'll hurt Glick.
05:47:57
Speaker
The other way around. Who the fuck just walked into a goddamn concert? I don't know. What is that background noise? Stand back. There's a hurricane coming through. There's no idea.
05:48:15
Speaker
It was Wally. What are you doing, Wally? Get your fucking shit right. are Anyway, ah Bradley, like i was I was saying, I think you would actually put the whoop ass on Glick, is what I'm saying.
05:48:32
Speaker
You're goddamn right, you mother hugger. Come on. ha ah
05:48:41
Speaker
I'm a tank. I'm a GD tank. that starn That stands for gosh darn. Let's set the mattresses up, buddy. listen ah bra bradley where you Bradley, where are you from, man? Where are you from, brother? I'm from the great state of I'm the fool.
05:49:02
Speaker
Oh, my God, he's a potato. He's a potato. Oh, I love him already. I love him already. That's true. You're a potato guy. ah I am a potato guy. Oh, man, I'm going to feel bad beating him like a red-headed stepchild. Who doesn't love potatoes?
05:49:17
Speaker
Potatoes are the greatest. Right? Who doesn't love potatoes? French fries, read everything else. Man, I got to beat this kid's ass. o is that Is that a sexual innuendo?
05:49:33
Speaker
No, I think it's i think it's ah it's definitely a ring in the window. It's a wrestling promo slash a porno promo. I am, I am. It's an action adventure porno.
05:49:47
Speaker
Somebody's getting their oil checked in that ring. Somebody's getting old. Did someone say my name? Orgasmo! Orgasmo!
05:49:57
Speaker
smoke Oh. And that's the bottom line. I love that rest. Yeah. Yeah.
05:50:11
Speaker
That's some. Wow, you really, you really, you really just. People leave the realm of South Park. Those guys make some other kind of good shit. Yeah, man. I'll put I'll put it up.
05:50:23
Speaker
I'll put it up right there. This one right there. I'll put it up against Bradley. Wow. Oh, damn. How's this going to happen? He's in Idaho. You're in Idaho. don't know if you don't know why one. That's not my background. Somewhere above me. Oh, my God. It's like baked potatoes, meat, fucking chili.
05:50:46
Speaker
Chili. skydely Yeah, chili. Oh, dude. And there's nothing better than the skyline chili with a potato. Have you ever had skyline chili?
05:50:59
Speaker
No. I don't like it. But on a potato, it actually might be kind of good. I feel like Bradley and I are billed to be opponents, but we're going to be the greatest tag team to ever walk the planet. Better than the Dudleys, better than the Hardys, better than the New Day, better than Edge and Christian.
05:51:27
Speaker
Bro, and's all of it Not not it and as good as the revival or American Alpha. As long as you do exactly what I say.
05:51:38
Speaker
you just You just point me in the direction utter wise to hurt people. I'll point you in the right direction with my back. With your dick.
05:51:52
Speaker
i mean like years i mean I mean, like, my God, like, seeing Bradley and Glick together as a tag team, I'm, like, watching Nick Jackson and fucking but James.
05:52:03
Speaker
Beer money. Beer money. Nick Jackson. Nick Jackson and New York v york is, like, was it Cowboy James? Cowboy James, whatever.
05:52:16
Speaker
Outlaw Cowboy James, in yeah, man. As long as Bradley's, like, hurt him, and I'm like, all right. You take that, and you mix it with a little bit of Chainsaw Charlie, and you got me.
05:52:31
Speaker
Yeah. actually Actually, you know what? Actually, you know what? Now that you have, like, the little headband on and you the way you're set up, you look exactly like, ah what's his name? Brian Myers. Yeah.
05:52:43
Speaker
James Storm. James Storm. Yeah, but bri Brian Myers. Remember like him and Zack Ryder? so at The Edge boys?
05:52:56
Speaker
not and No, Bradley and I start out as as opponents and we don't like each other, but they were like, bro, he's got the potatoes.
05:53:07
Speaker
I got the chili. We become one of the greatest tag teams to ever walk the planet. yeah we give we have actually Yeah. We actually make E&C come back together. D-Von Dudley comes out of retirement.
05:53:23
Speaker
ugly The the Hardys, we're just cleaning every... with a New Day, like, yeah, like, man. man yeah No, y'll be yeah like yaabi though here he's exactly right. you're Here's what happens. We start off as foes. We start fighting. We're beating the shit out of each other. and Once we realize that we can't destroy each other, we know the only option is to destroy every everyone else.
05:53:52
Speaker
I'm like, guy, this is my guy. You tried to put us against each other. You fuckers tried to put us against each
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05:54:00
Speaker
other. You guys, yeah, the bearded, I mean, I got hair too. I mean, I got hair too now. Don't get me wrong, man. The bearded and hair duo. Yeah, you guys, you fuckers tried to put us against each other.
05:54:13
Speaker
Hey, Glenn. We got to stop it. You ain't. Because we got the magic nuggets. I hate to be the one that rings this bell to end this match, but... Go ahead and ring it. Ring it, man. He's getting close to that time, gentlemen.
05:54:29
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