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Glick's House of Music: Calli and The Boot'N'Rally
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We had the return of Calli and we talked the new album and songs and what is in store for the Boot'N'Rally next and had some fun just hanging out and chatting
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Introduction and Show Kick-off
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by may audit
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five oh The show starts in 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
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Let's rock.
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in 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
Power of Music and House of Music
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Heartbeat
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Still hang out, no time spared From soulful whispers to a roaring sound Music unites on hallowed ground
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All things music, a vibrant call for one and all to give their all in this sanctuary where dreams ignite music's power.
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house of music, a place to be for every heart, wild and free.
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life all night long.
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I'm gonna come to you. I'm gonna give my feet.
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Baby, just hold.
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Magic baby drive you crazy all night long All night long Cause I've been feeling like Raisins safe
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I've been feeling like raise and say it Raise and say it Must be a full moon Cause I feel like breaking
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What is going on, everybody? Happy it's Tuesday and welcome.
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to Glick's House of Music right here on the Nonsensical Network. And ladies and gentlemen, as you know by now, I put the Glick and Glick's House of Music.
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And flick that bell. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. What's going on, Wally? What's going on, Michael? Appreciate you guys being here early. Anywho, let's get right to it. We have a returning guest.
Guest Introduction: Callie from Callie and the Boot and Rally
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She was a pleasure and she was a joy last time and she makes some amazing kick-ass music. So, Miss Callie from Callie and the boot and rally in the building. What's going on you? What's going on with you?
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we
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And kind of ambushed her tonight, but we do have my my my partner in crime, my cohort, and my occasional part-time co-host right here on Goats House of Music.
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I am here to fangirl all night. No, I'm not going to do that. But thank you. i Thank you for having me here. Right? She does. She's a beautiful, beautiful voice.
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thank you After the last time Callie was here, Blaze was was very impressed. ah He was in the chat, and and then he got to listen to your music. So I was like, you know, that's my guy. If I'm going to have Callie back on, I've got to have Blaze up here so he can hang out with her and chat with her too. Okay. bud I want to put some context to that. So gli Glick, okay. So Glick interviews a lot of people.
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A lot of music that's not really in my wheelhouse, but hey. Art's art. I don't disrespect it. But every once a while, I'll be sitting there working on one and on a project or something, and then um on Tuesday nights, I'll be listening to Glick's House of Music.
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Every once in a while, I'll just hear just something like, ooh, who is this? And Callie and the Booting Rally was definitely one of those interviews. So, yay.
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Yes. Cool. Yeah, I'm glad that we can all three do this together. It'll be fun.
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Four Gators a good one. Yes. Yes. And I have that. I've actually played a couple times, I believe.
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But no, I do want to say thank you for coming on. take I know we were talking a little bit backstage. you you are You are a busy, busy, busy lady right now. So, you know, with personal, with your job and the music and everything else.
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But first and foremost, congratulations on the album. thank you It's amazing. Thank you. How does it feel to have that finally done and out and letting the world consume it?
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It's kind of surreal. Like, it's it's like, I don't know, I feel like I put it on a pedestal waiting for
Callie's New Album and Return to Studio
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so long for it to come out.
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And, yeah, I don't, I feel like it hasn't really truly hit me. Like, it hit me, but, like, I'm this is episode ah disassociating from it a little bit um but it's i feel so relieved to get it out now i'm just like ready to get back in the studio i was just gonna ask you know music yeah got that edge as as a new as a fan not not a new fan anymore i've i've been jamming out to uh you know wes and and spitfire and and whatnot
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you know Now the greedy side comes up. What's the new music? I'm ready for new music. so Like you said, you got that itch. You want to be back in the studio. I'm ready. Yeah. ah I've been talking to the band. and i'm I'm hoping to record some new stuff this summer.
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Are you guys go trying to get out on the road at all? Have you had that opportunity? Yeah. yeah it's It's tricky because trying to manage like five different people in a band, like nobody has schedules that line up.
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it's been like I want to say it's been like over a month since we've even practiced. It's terrible. um But yeah, if the we can get our shit together, I would love to tour and like go around. I mean, even if it's just like the piano. Just locally.
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Yeah. Yeah. You know, look yeah nobody's expecting a world tour out of you guys yet. wow But, to you know, to get out and and and and hit the local scene and, and and and you know, introduce the music to some new ears and and and new audience and stuff like that and whatnot. Because it is a, it is a,
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Like Blaze says, you know, I don't discriminate when it comes to music because I love it all. But it is a different style and you have a unique sound. You know, your vocal, your voice as a singer, you have a unique sound and your guys' music is a unique sound. So I think it'd be something that a lot of people may not may not listen to, may not be in until until they hear it then they're like, it's like a I don't know, it's like a trance you put them in You're working your sea devil magic Your witchy magic It might have something to do with that Maybe that's what it is At the end of the day yeah But no, congrat again Congrats on the new album It's it's awesome, all the songs are good You know The Weregator, obviously That's already in the comments I love Weregator And I love the story behind it too, it's even crazier
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Okay, now I'm curious. There's a story. air or I know, there's a story behind where again? Okay. I'm listening. I would love to get like an animator to like turn it into like a little like sketch. like Something quick, simple. um But yeah, um I guess the story is there was a man who was wandering the woods one day.
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And he happens upon this swamp witch and she casts a spell on him and turns him into were-gator. You know, like half man, half gator. ah And he is stuck trolling the swamps eating Klu Klux Klan members. and we I'm not mad at that.
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i I mean, is that is that a curse or a superpower? Hold on. Yeah, it's a superpower for sure. Yeah, sounds like a superhero to me. i mean He's like the opposite version of the the villain in Batman, the crocodile.
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and This guy's actually a good guy, you know? Yeah. I love it. we yeah People are always like, what? yeah but I agree. That is definitely a beautiful story.
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It's a beautiful story.
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ah Is that like folklore from a region? Or is that just something you came up with? was drunk one day in the studio and I was like, you know what would be really fucking funny?
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If we like write a song about like a werewolf guy. But he's not like a wolf.
Callie's Humorous Stories and Band Challenges
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He's like a gator. You know what I mean? and i was like, what do i call him? Weregator? But don't look it up.
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don She wrote a folklore. There's like weird fan fiction porn. I stumbled upon it after writing the song and I was like, well, shit. Death to my Google machine. Death to my Google machine. Bye-bye.
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Google Wargator on your own time. Don't do it at work. Just in case.
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I got fired because of you guys in Cali. It's not our problem. We told you not to do it. I told you, don't do it. Google at your own risk,
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bro. You know, it's it's it's funny how you know stuff like that pops into your head, whether there's alcohol involved or you know other other extracurricular activities, blazing A's.
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Blazin' Ace. Oh, that was ah that's an inside joke. Yeah, but, wow well, you know, you sometimes you come up with the most crazy things, or, you know, you end up with the craziest stories after a good night of partaking. I think Weregator's like its own folklore now. I i really want to explore that.
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I like that. Like, when when you said, you like, an animated, like, video of that, God, I wish i was an animator. I have some ideas in my head right now. I guess I could draw something. I know wants to see my drawing skills, but I feel like the worst like worse drawn it is, the funnier it would be. like Just some like upright gator. Like doodle? Like a doodle? It's a doodle of a young black girl in school that's been teased and understands she's woke it's it's a doodle of a young um
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young black girl in school it's been teased and she understands she's well and i and And I mean that in the most sincere way. um I'm pro-woke. I don't care what anybody out there says. But no, I think in she's doodling on on a pat on on the pad. I think that in the story is written and through her doodle.
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I think that'd pretty cool. And just simple. Something super like simple line work. No color. like just Very basic. Very amateurish.
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Yeah, totally. A little amateurish. yeah where's sorry anybody but uniquely but You can see you can see the motions through the drawing a i love it absolutely i can I can already hear it. I'm going to get a message from Blaze tomorrow. I have an idea.
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If money was not an object, you know what I mean? There's so much thing I'd like to create. Can you send this to Callie? Don't worry, I got you.
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All those stick figure animations I did like last year year, those were funny, but they were it was very rough. Very rough around the edges. Very...
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spy amateur Very Very stoner. What's going on, John?
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ah um
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So what else? you Anything else going on in your world outside of like you know the music and and stuff like that? pushing are you guys starting to Are you going to do any promotion and whatnot for the album? Are you just like...
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Boom, it's out. Consumed. I would have liked to play a release show. um I even had some other bands get on the docket, and then I just couldn't work out a date before the album dropped. So, I mean...
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Yeah, when it comes, it comes. It's like pulling teeth these days to get them to practice. I mean, if I had it my way, i I'd be playing shows every other night.
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Sounds like we need it. I don't need to sleep, yo, you know? Sounds like like you need a new band. We need a new boot and rally to back. I don't know. i can't I can't trust somebody that doesn't like sleep. Sleep is so awesome.
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It really is. i' I'm like one of those people, I need like a solid eight hours of sleep where I'm just like a crank, like a total crank.
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Fair enough. Sleep has always been overrated and in my world, so. ah ahle Sleep's a necessity. five Five, couple hours here and there. That's all you really need, right?
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That's about what i what I shoot for. A couple hours here and there, you know. they know fall asleep around two or three in the morning and get up around seven or so and lolly fart around for a little bit, maybe take me a little nappy nap, go back to sleep for a couple hours and then just kind of just function.
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Just function, man. function. Just function as best as I can. got too much. better i don't know i don't know if it's I don't know if it's like this for you, Callie. Being in the entertainment scene and being ah a musician and ah and a songwriter and stuff like that.
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Do you ever just reach a point where you just got so much on your brain that you want to do musically that it's hard to function and focus on anything else? 100%. It consumes me. literally sometimes i keep i keep like a pad, like a notepad next to my bed because I'll wake up in the middle of the night and like get out of my dream and sleep. i'll be like I got to write that shit down. Like that's material. Like that's something I could be working with. yeah I got one right there.
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Like I have to. And I mean, I like my notes app is like filled to the brim on my phone. Like my voice memos, man, I tried to go through that the other day and I was like, there's 50,000 voice memos on this phone. i'm Like this is, but know, like little song ideas, snippets, just, yeah.
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No, yeah. No, that's, yeah, I got this, I got, I've got this notebook here. got it If you were to describe your creative process, Callie, how would you describe? Organized, erratic, maybe in the middle, erratic?
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ADHD is hell. Like, I'll start one thing and then I'll be like, oh, but wait, I have this other idea. Let me start something completely different. Yeah. Okay, that's like opening up my Adobe tabs.
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Yeah, I have a hundred tabs open at all times. Literally. ah Yeah, the video to tab here, audio. but yeah yep yep Yeah, like really, truly, i need a manager.
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And just to manage me to keep me on task. Like for real, because I just will go on a total tangent. There you go. um um I don't know anybody in Seattle area.
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Oh, I have cars manager, yeah. Oh, yeah, maybe Oregon. move to I would move to Oregon. Low-key, I've kind of been thinking
Thoughts on Moving to New Orleans
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about moving. I mean, if that... or i really Man, I really have been thinking about New Orleans a lot lately.
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Oh, my gosh. I can see you making it it both places. Actually, actually i can you making it anywhere. I'm just... I'm working like living in... I lived in Central Oregon for a while and went to quite a few concerts, both outdoor and indoor venues.
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I'm just like, there's a, is it the volcano room? That's it's a small venue, but you would, it would be perfect. It would kick ass. I guess the volcano or no, no, no, I'm sorry. Domino, the domino room, the domino room. That's what it's called. Domino room. Okay. Yeah. Domino rooms in central origin.
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um they It's a, it's a small venue, but it's like, it's like It's like one of those... How can I put it?
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kind There's like people... are there's Yes, but yes, it has character. Like a dive bar kind of characteristic to it. Yes, but I don't like saying it because it brings a negative connotation. I'm a dive bar diva.
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There you go. Dive bar why I can't.
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that's why yeah I don't need those fucking bougie bars, dude. I just want yeah quiet, dark, lots of neon signs on the walls, bonus points if they got the touch tunes. Oh, there's know there's a couple places in Central Oregon, probably.
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There's some breweries that do live fucking shit. Always looking for places, yeah. talent just Just one of those hole-in-the-wall type places, man. as those I love those places.
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i don't I don't know if I can get by calling myself a dive bar diva or not, but... I'm not you. but and But i love those I love that environment. yeah there's nothing <unk>t I don't see anything negative about calling some places to dive for.
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I feel like it's a good thing now. People are like, oh, that place is like a dive. You gotta go. A dive bar... No, go ahead. I going to say, ah dive bar seems more personal than non-dive bars. I don't know. I've been to pubs over in England Bars here in America, I prefer the pubs, but in America, dive bars would probably be the closest.
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Top tier. Top tier. Yeah. There's this bar down the street, and I freaking live there. Black Cat. and Nice. I'm telling you, the Belltown area just has so many good dive bars There's one place.
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It's like an old eighty s diner that they turned into this like fried chicken joint. I'm telling you the best fried chicken and waffles I've ever had in my life.
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like Oh, shit. i mean Oh, shit. That's like one of my favorite gournet gourmet meals. The vibes are immaculate. like I'm obsessed with that place. Okay, I got a question.
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and yeah on on your On your chicken and waffles, maple syrup, correct? Yes. Do you put you get it with cayenne pepper in your maple syrup? Um, they... Okay, so they have, like, a spice level ranking. I do the Seattle Hot because it's, like, kind of right in the middle. They do Nashville style, too, but I don't think the Nashville pairs as well with the syrup.
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But they do something with the butter. i can't... It's like... Frick, it's like bourbon butter. It's something crazy, dude. And it's so good. Whiskey butter? I don't know what the hell it is.
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But it has, like, this... i'm like I'm sorry, but chicken and waffles, like, i'll I'll bring up chicken waffles to people, and they'll give me this confused look, like, what fucking planet did you just walk out of?
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I'm like, you've never had chicken and waffles? It's like the best fucking combo, the soft, sweet, with the crunchy and savory. Oh, man. and Buck is book is big mad that I'm still talking about these damn chicken and waffles. That's my guitarist in the chat.
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Oh, okay. Oh, okay. He's like, just shut up about the damn chicken and waffles. Yeah, I'm on some chicken waffles.
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I'm telling you, 10 out of 10 would recommend.
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Yeah, in 2025, it blows my mind that people don't know about
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Chicken and waffles. I feel like most places that you go now, you can especially like breakfast joints, you can order that. like Even IHOP has it on their menu. So I'm not personally the biggest fan in the world of it, but I'm not going to say no. I mean, you're eating chicken waffles at IHOP.
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I'm sorry. I'm not eating chicken and waffles. Trust me, there's not much to have to eat at IHOP. I'm sorry you're eating it. I ah could be worse. terrible I'm a Cracker Girl person myself, but we don't have those. Hold on. You send Buck pictures of chicken and waffles while he's at work?
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Yeah, I did. I did, and I just... he's given
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I'm telling you, they're that good. It's like low-key, it's sinful. It's good.
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it's like sinful like it's so Picture perfect. It is. It is. Chicken waffles is definitely one of those sinful dishes.
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Not good for you, but fuck, it is so good. Good for the soul. Yeah, for sure. just love the good thing. Good for the soul. That's so funny you said that. That's all. Just...
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just and There's another group that I'm sure you probably heard on here, Southern Outlaw Band. They got a song called Good for the Soul. Yeah? Chicken Waffles is definitely good for the soul.
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It is. yeah It's better than then Keeps Me Young. Chicken Soup. Chicken noodle soup is good, too, but, you know, I'm still taking the chicken and waffles.
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Keeps you young, huh? Keeps me young. j bra check What are you putting in your chicken and waffles? yeah well feel A little voodoo, hoodoo magic, little witchy magic thing.
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I mean, chicken and waffles might do a lot of things. Keep you young? i don't know.
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Bacon and pancakes. and I don't know. um I don't know. give me Give me a good old-fashioned medium-rashed steak and eggs and some... some some home fries, and and that that's a good breakfast for me.
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Steak and eggs is like that take an egg like a Las Vegas breakfast to me. Amen.
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that's ah That's a high-end breakfast is what that is. I know what I really love is corned beef hash. That is the jam. That's good. yeah yeah haven't had I haven't had a good corned beef hash in a hot minute either.
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That is good. You ain't never had that, Blaze? I've had corned beef hash. I've had corned beef hash. yeah Yeah. Yeah. It's not my go-to. I've had it.
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Maple bacon cupcakes, legendary. You know, yes. Yes. There was this place in Lapine, Oregon. It's probably got the best donuts in the world that nobody knows about.
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They make these maple bars. And you have to get there by 6 o'clock in the morning and they're all gone. make these maple bars and they make... And they and the bacon they use is like thick cut bacon, but they chop it up so it's not like strips on top, but they crumble it.
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Sounds so good. Oh, it is. Yeah, Wally, I can get down on some biscuits and gravy. And now Buck's hungry. Oh, my gosh. Music to food. You know what? I...
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So, I don't think music's too far off from food when it comes to art. I think there's there's this push to make food art, but I don't want to go down that way.
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I mean, the Food Network does try to make, for some people, I won't mention any names, but he's in the... I'm not talking about the visual. yeah Oh, yeah, Brian.
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Brian. was going to say, there's some people that chat and his name rhymes with Brian. Watching the Food Network, he's like watching porn for him. so ah See, this is see this is this is what this is what's bad about this. You bring me up here. We're talking food. I smoke weed.
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Our brain's going to go food. So let's let's go back to music.
00:31:08
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It's bookshouse of music, man. We talk about everything. It's a hangout. Wherever we go, we do you know wherever the direction goes, we we just go with the flow. What do you... I'm watching a blaze on the spot. Watch Blaze, what do you got? you want to ask any questions musically?
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Not off top my head, no. I think I asked earlier. mean, I didn't have anything to say. it Gee, you've known about this for for a week now. Did I explain what what my... ah and See, I can't remember if we talked about before we hit the live button or before we either or after we hit the live button about my...
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i think I think we did. See? See? See?
00:31:59
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So Wally's here with the perfect distraction. So when's that new song coming out?
00:32:07
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They're out. They're all out. I mean, we have more in the works. I have an arsenal ready to go, but... okay where she asked there's kelly Kelly asked me what my what my favorite song was. And honestly, I can't remember if that was before we hit live or after we hit live.
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Was it before? ah Might have been before. Okay, okay, okay. So um i was I was talking about the... Must have been a Full Moon.
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I probably ruined that name, but I listened to the lyrics and I ignored the title of the song. I just listened. ah But it reminds me of like a time period piece of, like I said, ah witch back in the Salem witch trial days falls in love with a pastor.
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It's just like this um unrequited, like this this this love that this like, what's that? love. What's that word I'm looking for?
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Yeah. Taboo love. Taboo is not the word I was i was looking for. but Forbidden, and like Kelly said. Forbidden, thank you. Forbidden love. And um it's it's it's haunting.
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um I dug it. And yeah, um I didn't really have a question, but more but more of a statement. Thank you. Speak fluently. I don't, yeah. but I didn't prepare anything. I really do.
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No. Yeah, given her giving her ideas for potential music videos. um I feel like it would be more like Spanish Inquisition, though. yeah yeah like you know Yeah, yeah. Like a... You know, even go down Blaze's same mindset.
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It's got a brew hop. and Yeah, exactly. You know, around... The Day of the Dead. The Day of the Dead kind of year. It's got it's got that witchy...
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what is that buy to it What's that spanish day of the dead?
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Yes. Yeah. yeah Okay. I'm seeing what you're talking about now. well I can see that. Okay. Yeah. a Yeah. Okay.
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specific wall it as i love i loved i loved MTV when it was about the music videos. and my brain goes back there sometimes. it's like, if I was making a video of this song, what would I do?
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I'm guilty of that too. I hear a lot of songs. And sometimes some artists, depending upon how close I am to them, I'll reach out and be like, you know, I have an
Music Video Plans for 'Wes'
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idea for a video. If you haven't already thought of it, they're usually like, all right, what's up? Let us, let us know what you're thinking.
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You know, speaking of videos and you're going you can mock my ignorance. That's fine. Cause I have it. looked, but do you have any music videos made? Yeah, there's one for Spitfire.
00:35:04
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Spitfire, okay. Which is a really cool music video with that. Yeah. But yeah, a little fun little backstory too. we're gonna We're gonna shoot a music video for Wes too, and potentially we had talked about doing something for Cut Me Align, I don't know.
00:35:22
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I mean, obviously, it's just going to be like a bunch of people hanging out a parking lot, like ripping motorcycles around. Like, sounds fun. man But that would that would be a fairly easy one to shoot. But yeah. Wes is very complicated.
00:35:37
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So, i yeah, I think that's just the thing holding me back right now. It's just planning everything out, doing all the location scouting. I mean, like, I found the motel that we're going to use. If you watch Twin Peaks, it's the Snoqualmie. Yeah.
00:35:50
Speaker
Oh, nice. Hell yeah. Nice. A little bit of a nerd about Twin Peaks. I like that. I love Twin Peaks. You know, the other day when it was like February whatever, the something.
00:36:02
Speaker
I don't know. And he freaking came. what's What's his face? then What's that actor's name? Oh my god, I'm totally spacing. I can't think of his name. Yeah, damn it. What the hell is that dude's name?
00:36:14
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um I can see his face. Anyway, he came to Call Me and I thought that was really cool.
00:36:24
Speaker
I mean, there just was a cult following. And I love that. Yeah, it was it was it was ah it was it was a fun show. It was one of those shows that I remember watching it and loving it. And then I forgot about it. And I love watching Psych. It's one of my favorite shows.
00:36:38
Speaker
And they did kind of a spinoff episode. And they had a lot of the characters from the show... made cameos into this one and i was like oh i gotta go find it i gotta go find it where i can stream it so wind up streaming and watching twin peaks a couple years ago all over again and just still had that same fascination with it
00:37:02
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um but uh yeah so some of those but some of those videos like you said you know kind of lying she's gonna be just a bunch of motorcycles in a parking lot, you know. Sometimes, you know, some songs are very simple. um Matt James, lead singer of Blacktop Mojo, um he did a song, Chain Smoking Whiskey, about, you know, getting over a breakup or whatever.
00:37:22
Speaker
And... the whole video was shot at a bonfire. They had the trucks pulled up around a bonfire, and then at the end of it, they had a sing-along with the course. and Very just quick, easy video to shoot, but it went perfect with the song. because you know so Sometimes those videos are those videos are really cool when we just get a bunch of your friends together and like let's have fun before, during, and after. yeah you know um Wally had asked about the new songs and stuff like that.
00:37:52
Speaker
Where can where can we find them about where do you Where do you have them The album at, where's it at everywhere? Oh my god, it's everywhere. think Apple Music.
00:38:02
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ah So we like we released through a CD Baby, so they put it pretty much on every platform you can stream on. ah Spotify, YouTube, Apple Music. I think it's even on Pandora. I don't know because I don't have Pandora.
00:38:16
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I don't even have a Spotify. I'm going to be completely honest with you. It is on Spotify. That's what I listen to. It is on Spotify. So I guarantee you it's on Spotify. But yeah, she's out there. I mean, yeah, she's she's doing her thing.
00:38:30
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Wherever you listen to music, just type in just type in the old Google box, Callie and the Booting Rally. Yeah, there's too many other searches come up for that one.
00:38:42
Speaker
Yeah, 70 on Saturday. It's time for bikes and skateboards. really have a combination idea but I'm stoked. Yeah, he got me this thick-ass board for my birthday weight.
00:38:57
Speaker
That's right. She skateboards, isn't she? Yeah. ah That's awesome. My guy. ah nice. That's cool. That is awesome.
00:39:09
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for good I can't wait to get her out and about. That is awesome. Yeah, because we were joking around last time. Yeah, we were joking around last time. Skateboard, cowboy hat, cowboy booty.
00:39:27
Speaker
Oh, my. You're an enigma. I really am. I feel like everything... i really am i feel like i feel like everything's Yeah, i was going say, I feel like, you know, everything you hear about and and you see, like, at the PNW, it's weird. It's strange. People are just living their best life. So, you know, like here in Ohio, to see, you know, Callie skateboarding down the sidewalk in cowboy boots and a black cowboy hat, we might go, she on meth? No, of course.
00:40:00
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You know what? That's a very good point. talk That's a very, very good point. That's a very good point. You're right. Yeah. Yeah. yeah kelly and i are kind of places yeah Even just myself walking down the street in cowboy boots and a cowboy hat in Columbus, people look at me and go, well, he just come from, know what I mean? So you had the skateboard. Yeah. People go, is she? I definitely get my fair share of weird looks out here downtown.
00:40:31
Speaker
You probably get less there than you would wear on that. That's what I miss about them. one wants fuck with somebody wearing cowboy boots. That's the last thing they want. that'ss that's that's the that's the That's the thing I miss about the PNW.
00:40:46
Speaker
You can get extra weird. It's just fun. It's accepted. It's cool. It's annoying. It is 100% the norm. If being yourself it it is one hundred percent the norm if being yourself and And enjoying life is normal. That's awesome.
00:41:05
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You just gotta to just roll with the weird shit. Just be you. You get one life. Doesn't need to fit into a box. You know? Yeah, 100%.
00:41:17
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that's why I mean, that's why this Sasquatch decided to come out of the forest and live amongst you people as as one of you guys. Look, I'm just a normal guy in my neighborhood.
00:41:29
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My neighbors are like, oh, they're not anymore. Oh, look, there's a giant Sasquatch. No, they're like, oh, hey, there goes Glick. How's it going, Glick? Speaking of, um we need to yeah we we need to get you to plan a trip back home to the old Buckeye State.
00:41:50
Speaker
Sorry. For some reason, my phone just connected to my headphones. Wait, can you say something? Okay. That was so weird. It just like randomly syncs in my headphones. I'll do that sometimes in the car. cause i have like had i have headphones hiking with me. I'll throw them in the car.
00:42:08
Speaker
I'll be driving along, bopping in the music. Everything will go silent. Turning up the volume. hitting buttons I'm like, what is going on? I'll look at my phone. JBL, what?
00:42:20
Speaker
Yep. yeah From time to time. It's obnoxious. No, I should speak to the Buckeye state. We got to get you to plan a trip back home. i know. i actually, I talked to my parents like a couple of weeks ago and I was like, I really want to come, but I'm like low key afraid to fly right now. am i I think I'm just being paranoid.
00:42:38
Speaker
um she to flying for i mean i have a fear of flying. I know. I'm like, what? Just lately. I feel like every time I open up my phone, there's like another downed plane or like collision on the, I'm just like.
00:42:53
Speaker
See, my fears are legit. Stop making fun of me, people. And I mean, like, maybe it's just because it's like more prevalence in the media right now. Like once you hear one story, of course, people are going to continue to report on that.
00:43:05
Speaker
Yeah. But. still it makes me a little blurry i'm like i don't know man and i mean we have boeing here the factory here and i know what they're doing they're laying people off doing all kinds of so like you know i just yeah yeah when i when we had a big blown boeing plant when i lived down in charleston and it was funny because you would see they would do like these massive layoffs they made it just lay off like 40 of their employees And then a month or so later, they would hire them all back and then do this massive hiring spree.
00:43:39
Speaker
It's just like, what is going on? you know, because I looked at getting a job at Boeing, you know, doing maintenance is kind of construction is my background. And then I was like, yeah, but man, it just seems like every few months, every six months or something, they're doing this massive layoff.
00:43:55
Speaker
And then they bring people back, you know, a month or two. Like I... i can't I can't go on that emotional rollercoaster with a job. i need I need to have some kind of stability if I'm going to work somewhere. Consistency, yeah.
00:44:08
Speaker
Yeah. yeah I don't know what the hell they're doing. Not making smart decisions, that's for sure. ah You know what? You're going to come out here and play some music.
00:44:19
Speaker
ah um might be one to couple I might be able to put your guys' names in a few places' ears. Buck, are you ready? Are you ready to fly? yeah Yeah, right. You need to meet our other... Buck is great. Buck is always down. It's the other ones. We have joke.
00:44:35
Speaker
Our fans left us. you guys get a tour bus and need a driver just say Okay, yeah, Torba sounds great. we can we can what we We can get you a taser, Callie. That way you can get the other members of the band in trouble.
00:44:54
Speaker
We'll send you a taser, you know, a gift from here from us here at Glicks House of Music. It'll be ah an official Glicks House of Music taser that you can get the guys in line. I love that.
00:45:08
Speaker
so fucking What is it? A cattle prod? That's what I Oh, Jesus Christ.
00:45:19
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Hey, Buck.
00:45:23
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kelly cattlefi torture device yeah yeah kellyli runs a tight ship you don't want to mess around don't bugg around on my time
00:45:35
Speaker
hey buck blink twice for help ah help.
00:45:46
Speaker
He's just where he wants to be. and She said Buck's a good one. Yeah, you guys fly in. I'll pick you up. You guys fly in and you need a ride. I'll pick you up at Port International there Columbus. There you go. good so It's a massive metropolis down there anymore. i don't know how long it's been since you've been home, but holy smokes.
00:46:03
Speaker
It's been about a year. Yeah. The last time I went home, I was like, what the hell? They rerouted the damn freeway. I was like, oh, hell no. like Oh, hell no. I have no idea what's going on.
00:46:17
Speaker
It is a mess down there. ah It's intimidating if you're not used to it. I remember when I first came back home from South Carolina and I had to go out down by there by the airport and whatnot. I was working out at OSU.
00:46:31
Speaker
And I was i was like, i used to ride I used to drive this route every day for six years. And then they've changed so much. And I was like, oh, shit, where do I go? Where do I need to be? What do I
Columbus Airport Changes
00:46:43
Speaker
do? Kind of like, what the hell is happening right now? But, yeah, I mean, yeah the airport has changed a lot down there.
00:46:48
Speaker
But, you know, it's also cleaned up the area because – That was not not such a nice area down there once upon a time. A little shady. Just a little shady. We did have an apartment complex down there right across the street from the airport called Uzi Alley.
00:47:03
Speaker
So... Uzi Alley. Sounds like the place to be on a Friday night. Sounds like a good band name. It does sound like a really cool band name. Like a punk rock band or something like that? Yeah. Yeah.
00:47:18
Speaker
Yeah. I like that. Dude, it was a war zone seven days a week down there at this apartment of complex, please. It was insane. And it was like literally right across the street from the airport. God, I live such a freaking safe life on military bases. I'm not going to lie.
00:47:35
Speaker
God, man. ah Yeah. yeah You grew grab up a little spoiled. yeah I did. did i'm a I'm starting to stick my face and nose into a lot of different businesses around the area.
00:47:49
Speaker
Blaze and I have something we're working on that's going to put us in some venues and that might work ah two ways to wait The way you said that, i imagine you walking around your town motorboating businesses.
00:48:02
Speaker
Stick my face in here. Motorboating businesses. That's so good. That's headline worthy. How you
00:48:14
Speaker
doing? I'm like, nice to meet you. You said I'm here for the motorboats? Yeah.
00:48:26
Speaker
that's that's one way That's one way to get in. I'm just saying. just Don't say I don't work hard for blades.
00:48:38
Speaker
Turn on that engine.
00:48:42
Speaker
That's what I do, man. The sacrifices I make, please. but
00:48:49
Speaker
See, I cracked the whip, too. yeah um Yes. where blaze Blaze keeps me in line. As best as he can, anyways.
00:49:00
Speaker
Yeah, and I fail. I fail. You don't put a stoner in charge of Bigfoot. we get I feel like that's exactly who you put in charge of that, actually.
00:49:15
Speaker
drunken sasquatch and a stoner on a Saturday night. Fair enough. Fair enough. That's good Yeah.
00:49:30
Speaker
yeah we yeah we work well seriously ten
00:49:39
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yeah ah
00:49:43
Speaker
No, we do have a lot of fun. would love to i'll have a drink with you guys have you have when you get up here next time you're up this way. I said that before.
00:49:55
Speaker
Hell yeah, I'm so dumb. Let's be honest. It'd probably turn out to more than one drink. Pour me a double. I'm asking for trouble. Now you're in the booze and rally.
00:50:08
Speaker
Two, at least two. Maybe Callie in the booze and rally that night. Yeah, that's what it should have been. I got a problem. It's okay, though.
00:50:22
Speaker
The only problem I have is if we run out. Exactly. i don't got a drinking problem. I have a drinking solution. Yes. Exactly. 100%. 100%. yeah one hundred percent one hundred percent oh
00:50:40
Speaker
we're mess we're mess i'm not a mess i'm not yeah i'm sorry you're not living you're not living if your life isn't mess i'm just saying that's what i'm saying it's a beautiful mess life is one beautiful mess yeah i i ah yeah
00:51:06
Speaker
I live life in the dialectical. Fuck the outside. Wow. You really do got Buck in line, don't you? He's innocent. I swear. That's him being facetious. That's him being facetious because he knows the last thing I am is innocent.
00:51:25
Speaker
I'm a menace. I'm a whole menace. i know better than that I hung out with you just for a couple hours and I know better than that. Yeah, innocent man. He's not an innocent woman in his body. Singing songs.
00:51:46
Speaker
that would that i mean that would That would make life boring to be all sweet and innocent. Too boring. don't know how people live like that.
00:51:57
Speaker
Yeah.
00:52:00
Speaker
I don't know, man. You got to have some kind of excitement or something, you know, in your life. In my opinion. I don't know. i I was that, like, just stereotypical 9 to 5, 40-year-old something, dad, go to work, come home, grill in the summertime, you know, might have a beer or two with my neighbor's.
00:52:23
Speaker
how would I want to throw myself off a bridge. Yeah, it sounds awful. It sounds awful. Yeah. Some kind of chaos in my life. That's why I'm engaged. I ain't got just settling in my bones. I don't got anything like that. No.
00:52:40
Speaker
It's boring.
00:52:46
Speaker
Oh, ah. Spice of life, man. Spice of life. Like like a little spicy. Just a little spicy. Just a little extra. Just a little yeah Sounds like you guys have a problem with NPCs.
00:53:00
Speaker
You know what? Yeah, there's a lot of people just like out here, man. Just like existing. Just totally existing.
00:53:11
Speaker
Not living, existing. 100%. just...
00:53:17
Speaker
There's a difference between, theres there's an absolute difference between existing and 100%. right I agree. like I agree. I like, ah this is this is a terrible reference to a not great movie, but like that that that movie that Ryan Reynolds did where he was the NPC in in like a video game world. He just knew something else was better out there and he wanted to be something more.
00:53:44
Speaker
And everybody else kept saying, nope, this is what you do. go to work, you go to bed, you come home, you and he wanted something different. What was that, new guy or the other guy or something like that? I know what you're talking about. It's like the kid version.
00:53:57
Speaker
like the kid version of The Matrix. Yeah. yeah Not a great movie. Not a great round, especially for a recent movie, considering... It was a family movie.
00:54:07
Speaker
and I like... all right so I have a special heart place in my heart for Ryan Reynolds. There's nothing I'll ever say that he's been in that's bad. oh I'll make excuses for all his bad shit. I don't care. Yeah, no. He is forever my man, correct and I will never i will never i will never capitulate ah
00:54:34
Speaker
i've not seen that movie but it's great yeah
00:54:42
Speaker
it's not It's not a terrible movie, but it's just like it was just like a project he did in between dead poles.
00:54:50
Speaker
Callie, when you're not doing music and you're not skateboarding and not terrorizing the local bars, what do you do?
Balancing Career and Music Dreams
00:55:00
Speaker
You know, that's really all I there he just so amazing or hold band of that schedule I just sit shit on fire. That's my day. a huge fan of
00:55:20
Speaker
ah some people Some people like to watch the world burn and Callie is so. Some people like to watch. Some people like set it on fire. There you go. would say work takes 70% of my time. Oh, wow.
00:55:34
Speaker
But
00:55:37
Speaker
oh but i would say work takes up seventy percent of my time oh wow but Yeah, I only work 10-hour days, and I haven't had a day off this week.
00:55:51
Speaker
Jesus. you still ah you still doing the doing the event coordinating and and and event stuff and whatnot? Yeah. Yeah, I mean, it's fun. I really like the community. the culture super tight.
00:56:03
Speaker
um But yeah, it's just very time consuming. and And I feel like I'm so involved now. It would be hard to leave. I mean, eventually I'm going to have to I want to get to do this about playing music and stuff. but You're going to get that itch.
00:56:19
Speaker
You've got a wandering soul. You you know you're going get that itch eventually. Oh, I'm going to get it. I mean, I feel like I already have it and I'm kind of fighting it, but yeah i was yeah Yeah, I would love to move to New Orleans. Like, it's just, what a cool, spooky-ass place. It is on my bucket list, man. i would i would love to live there. I want to visit. I've never been down there, but I would love to live there because of the spooky atmosphere and the history and the vibes.
00:56:47
Speaker
But at the same time, it's like, do I really want to live in New Orleans? Because you hear all the... the bats murder i'm not afraid of murdering the mosquitoes weres i was just i lived in charleston where we had mosquitoes the size of volkswagens so i'm not really worried about you you haven't you mangy shit like i don't want you ain't seen crazy mosquitoes until you've been up in alaska during this fucking spring in alaska because it because
00:57:18
Speaker
They're frozen during the winter, so when they hatch, they're, like, extra big. It's crazy. you
00:57:27
Speaker
there our ah when i When I lived in Charleston, we and I worked for a work, and we went through that Super Troopers training to fight the mosquitoes every summer and spring. Eat a banana.
00:57:40
Speaker
Eat a banana. eat a banana but no no Give your friends the bananas. that's That's what it is. Give your friends the bananas. Apparently, if you eat a banana, like mosquitoes are more attractive to you.
00:57:55
Speaker
So give your friends bananas. Does the banana come with the chili or no? You said you've never been... I'm not going to get that mental image out of my head. you I'll send you the video. Oh, the chili. Oh, no, you don't. oh Oh, yes, audience.
00:58:12
Speaker
I'm going to go ahead and share it. It's out there. You might run across it, but if you want to see something that's going to fuck your visuals up for at least a day, dude, I saw this video where somebody took a banana on a stick and dipped it in a crock pot full of chili beans.
00:58:27
Speaker
That was it? that was the whole video. Did you eat it, though? Did you watch them physically? no No, that was the whole video. The banana went in just going in and came out into the video.
00:58:39
Speaker
It's like one of those things like you watch, like, probably three days from now, I'm probably going to die. I feel like you're speaking into existence. It's going to show up on my feed. phones are listening.
00:58:51
Speaker
havely our phone or our phones are loosening that's why That's the way that The and then seven later you die. was that movie the the the ring where you watch the movie and then ye yeah the days later you die i so yeah what yeah that that shit was crazy that movie was like genuinely terrifying when it came out like that movie scared the shit out of me i wouldn't open my closet for like fucking six weeks you walk by tv with static on it oh my god hate it lose my bcr out the window
00:59:33
Speaker
you didn't chance yeah good oh yes I love how, and I'm not going to just, i' this we're not going to just glaze past this. I love how you say, you know, the murders and the crime in Louisiana don't bother me. It's a mosquito. So you're like perfectly fine with all the terrible crimes happening down there currently. It's just like people being in a room together is kind of low.
00:59:59
Speaker
think why I like your perspective. being dig your perspective. Yeah, I'm the scary one. But you're not going to be the scary one down there anymore. You're just going to be just like everybody else down there. yeah that They don't know that. Probably seemingly from the outside.
01:00:17
Speaker
but Remember what I said about the cowboy boots? People don't want to fuck with somebody wearing cowboy boots. I'm just telling you. This is true. I was automatically... i least don mess I just don't mess with you with people with cowboy boots at all either.
01:00:32
Speaker
o You're like, uh-uh. Either they'll kick me and it'll hurt or... That boot will go up my ass. Or I can outrun them because they're in boots, so it's fine.
01:00:47
Speaker
I mean, don't, don't, don't. Don't assume that you can outrun somebody in cowboy boots. I'm sorry. Okay, cowboy boots. i I'm not a fan.
01:00:59
Speaker
I don't see how people can walk around in cowboy boots not falling down all the time. I'm never falling. They're pretty comfortable. There's no traction on the bottom. They're just slick.
01:01:11
Speaker
I got little grippies. Little grippies? Yeah, they're like... um all now all my and Now, all my cowboy boots that I own are are like drag strip racing slicks.
01:01:25
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In the wintertime, I got to do that weird penguin duck baby giraffe. Depending upon where I'm where i'm at. That's what I'm talking about.
01:01:36
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but But on a dry surface, I'm good. Golden, watch out. Yeah. that's No.
01:01:49
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And they're comfortable, man. I love wearing mine. They're super comfortable, especially once you break them in, man, and they got that drunken lean when you take them off. you Anybody who owns cowboy boots know what I'm talking about. them They kind of just flop around.
01:02:03
Speaker
They're the most comfortable things I own. They're great. And that's all pretty much all I own. I've got four or five pairs. Maybe it's my bones for screaming, but they don't look comfortable at all.
01:02:16
Speaker
Like, at all. Like, zero comfortable like at all. Like, I'm serious. but i look I look at a cow a pair of cowboy boots, I'm like, those scream pain. No, I do have one pair that, you know, after after wearing them for a day, my feet start to hurt. But those are those old school.
01:02:36
Speaker
they got the ball I'm not surprised. um the the pointed The pointed nose with the metal tip on them and the metal tip on the heel. and yeah you know i've got it now those are you know after After a day's worth of wearing them, yeah, my feet hurt.
01:02:52
Speaker
Excuse me, but all my other ones, I wear them all day long. All day, every day. and so and so It's a lifestyle, Blaze.
01:03:05
Speaker
It's not a day, Mom. she's not you know what You're probably, you know what? I can't. Okay. I wear, I wear flip-flops religiously. Like people wear cowboy boots. I just can't wear cowboy boots I'm sorry. I just can't wear flip-flops during the winter, or at least I haven't figured out how to get away with it.
01:03:22
Speaker
You gotta move somewhere warm. flip flops You're not catching these dogs out in the wild. Dude, dude, dude. Alright, so had I had brought up Guam earlier. Prior to me living in Guam, so prior to 2006, I was the type of person that was like, fuck flip flops. You're stupid if you wear flip flops.
01:03:43
Speaker
They're dumb. Then I go to Guam. It's like 86% humidity every day. degrees every day Tennis shoes and socks, you get swamp feet.
01:03:54
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You've never had swamp feet. You don't want swamp feet. And so I was like, okay, let me get something a little bit more airy on my toesies. So I got flip flops.
01:04:05
Speaker
I've never turned back since. What are we talking about? Are we like some Birkenstocks? Or like just your regular run of the mill? Okay, so I don't i don't do Birkenstocks, but I don't buy cheap flip flops.
01:04:19
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Okay. Yeah, I don't. Birkenstocks aren't bad, though. yeah i don't and birkenstocks aren't bad though like Birkenstocks like like if you get the cork ones the real Birkenstocks where they form to your feet like they're worth it they're they are they're fucking horrible they're like feel like it's like a staple out here in the P&W yeah was gonna say they are yes walking around rocking the Jesus sandals here they are oh there's like uh just like I'm sure and okay
01:04:50
Speaker
There's Birkenstocks, but there's also Keen. I'm a huge Keen fan. I love Keen shoes. I've got K-E-E-N.
01:05:02
Speaker
I'm sure you've seen people walk around. I'm sure I've seen them. So the sandals like the Keen sandals, they've got this like ah very obvious like rounded toe area that comes up over the toes. Oh, yeah.
01:05:14
Speaker
and they're rubber. They usually have like a ah yellow hazard sign. They're great for hiking. and so They're outdoor wear. Huge in the PNW. But you wear cowboy boots, so you probably don't know about it.
01:05:32
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It's cowboy boots. He doesn't do cowboy boots. We mock cowboy boots. There's cowboy boots and there's Keen.
01:05:42
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We can all agree Crocs are the worst right cros are yes yeah Yes. High five on that one. I saw a pair of cowboy boot Crocs and they called them Croots. They're Croots.
01:05:54
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They had a little spur on the back. yeah they were and It's an ongoing joke here. o it' It's an ongoing joke here that I'm going to get me a pair of Croots and I'm also going to get me a pair of Daisy Duke shorts.
01:06:10
Speaker
And that's going to be my summer attire. know i In the summertime and the summertime, I am, ah even though I got made fun of the other day because and buddy of mine sent me a picture. He's like, oh, flannel weather. It was like 41 degrees out where he was. And I'm like, fucking over flannel weather at the end of the day.
01:06:28
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I'm ready for sun's out, guns out, shorts and flippy floppies. Yeah. and Bring the jorts. I'm ready for some flippy floppies, man. And he's like, oh, oh, only.
01:06:40
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Only, he didn't say loser. She said another word that I won't say here. Wear flip-flops. And I'm like, i don't give a damn, man. These dogs got to breathe in the summertime. I got a lot of mouth.
01:06:53
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I love my flippy floppies in the summertime. Got my cargo, my my dad cargo shorts on and and a sleeveless shirt. And I'm and i'm happy as can be. Just living life.
01:07:05
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So, okay, Wally. I let my dogs breathe. Blue collar. right so There's blue collar. There's white collar. but What if you're neither of those? No collar.
01:07:18
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Fuck a collar.
01:07:22
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just out Just an outlaw. Just a renegade. A rebel. yeah just re all right so I know we don't usually do this, but fuck I looked them up.
01:07:35
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Fuck those things. Go fuck those.
01:07:41
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Let's but um gen ah Let's go go. Get me some fruits, man. They got some gold ones out there too. You can get it all.
01:07:53
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Why am I not surprised? I like that. Oh man. Okay. um proven too oh man okay Do you do you do you you not have a pair of those? No, I will never.
01:08:10
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No, I wear two clothes to living out idiocracy. I don't need no fam. I don't need to push the envelope. I don't need to make it obvious. You know, when she, before that was big, the the director was like, I gotta to find the dumbest, ugliest shoes. And they were like, no one will ever buy, they're like, well, what if these blow up? And they're like, no one will ever buy these, they're awful. and thats like And I was like, everybody, every goddamn teenage boy that looks like a llama with a hat on is wearing Crocs. Or not Crocs, but Crocs.
01:08:47
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I have I have more respect for hey dudes than I do crocs.
01:08:54
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I try. I've tried. I can't get into hey dudes. You don't like hey dudes either? i don't i don't i don't i don't understand the the whole... like Everybody in this house wears hey dudes. successful so so okay so Hey dudes are made specifically, and this is totally in my opinion, for middle-aged stoner dudes.
01:09:13
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I don't even know what this looks like. What does it look like? It's like a It's like a loafer. Like a lazy loafer. It's it's it's it's ah it's a book. It's what it looks like. You haven't seen Hey Dudes? No. You probably have.
01:09:31
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You probably have. You just have it like, oh, that's what a Hey do Dude is. yeah they're like they're They're made out of what looks like burlap sack material and then they've got like a memory foam.
01:09:43
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theyre know They look like they would be super comfy. i just I just can't get down with
01:09:51
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it. I got a couple here. i love my line so i've I've got a pair of we're talking slides that I've had for probably close to 10 years. That just screams like all I do is golf.
01:10:05
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All I do is golf. I don't know. Really? i don't I've never golfed a day in my life, and I think golfing is dumb, and I wear hey dudes. It's got to be the worst sport. I think it's definitely the worst sport. No, it's definitely the worst sport.
01:10:21
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I mean, badminton is better than golf. I'd watch a badminton contest before I ever did a golf competition. Badminton is actually kind of exciting, I mean, compared to golf. Yeah.
01:10:32
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but that's it It's just boring. low i need like stimulation. don't want to fall asleep. They have different designs. They they they had a 420 release a couple years ago. That's pretty dope.
01:10:48
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That was the best one. So you're right. 420 is on Easter this year. Love Catholics get their double sacrament. Yeah, man. You got... love that has's wild fli yeah catholics get their double sacred sacrament yeah you got you got you got the the The rise of Jeebus Kribbis.
01:11:08
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You got stoner holiday and and Hitler's birthday all in one day. I believe. I'm going to get stoned. I'm going to get stoned. I'm going to get drunk off wine, stoned off weed, and ah fucking communion wafers and munchies. um it's I'm sold.
01:11:26
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You need to eat some cream pies. Some what? don't know. Apparently Hitler ate like eight cream puffs a day. You know, a little pastry with like the... I ignore that part of history on 420. ignore that part. And it's a fact. It is a fact. I mean, cream farts are good, though. 10 out of 10. We're back on the food. I know his birthday's on that day, but it never clicks until somebody says it. That's what I said. The apocalypse is on us. The day that Jeebus Kribbus rose from the dead.
01:12:03
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A stoner's holiday and Hitler's birthday. Yeah, see, I blocked it out again. I heard stoner holiday and that's all I heard. Get drunk high and try to summon him on a Ouija board.
01:12:17
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sort of i can kill him again. end of the is upon us. ah Bring back the were-gator. but Bring back the were-gator. There you go. is it There's a person who's a were-gator.
01:12:32
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There's an episode of the Were-Gator right there. The Were-Gator. The Were-Gator eats Klansmen and fascists. And fascists. He goes back in time and eats Hitler. I love that. Oh, man. It's like the sequel.
01:12:51
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The Were-Gator has become a thing of it. like It's going to become a graphic novel. I really hope so. I would love it. Someone make a comment. There's to whole ass movie down the line like the MCU universe. It's going to be the boot and rally universe.
01:13:07
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And the Waring Gator is going to be their number one superhero. I love it.
01:13:17
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yeah i Yeah. I mean, I'm not buying shoes. Trust me. Nike has some really nice Michigan colored Nikes, but I'm not buying them. so What's your teen colors?
01:13:28
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What? ah Cleveland Browns, Michigan. Yeah, like Cleveland Browns, Orange and Brown. they've got they've got like a They've got like a, I think they've got a whole line of paid dudes for the NFL or something like that.
Sports and Music Influences
01:13:42
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You're a big sports fan, Callie. I don't know sports ball.
01:13:53
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What did she just say, Glenn? What did she just say? so follow I love that. She's like, I don't like sports. Does she look like she's a sports fan, ladies, at the end of the day? kind of like hockey. I'll go to a hockey game. like That's interesting. right I haven't been to one since I was a kid. but I'm just there for the fights, though. I just want to see him fight. I'm like, thank you for having me.
01:14:21
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but I was just going to say, Callie's going to hockey for the fights because she loves violence. probably could just watch wrestling and I'd probably love it.
01:14:32
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but There you go. Kind Harley, you ride. um We have a Road Glide ST. Ooh.
01:14:41
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Yeah. I had a flat bob that I had to get rid of. Oh, why do you have to get rid of it? They're not cheap.
01:14:51
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It was financial reasons. I'm not going to lie. it was It was for financial reasons. i i so Yeah, it was. I mean, especially now with all the more care of shit, I feel like they're going to get weight they're going to get even more expensive.
01:15:07
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Yes. um You know, although I've noticed that like older... well want to say pre-Evo. Maybe Evo, pre-Evo, Harleys, or Pretty affordable buying news now. you go on Facebook marketplace. Oh my god they're littered littered. Facebook marketplaces. Yes.
01:15:30
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But you walk into a dealership. It's crazy. I'm telling you. Pretty pennies. Yep. Rotoglizer night. you see I'm sorry, you said white light, correct?
01:15:42
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No, Road Glide. I mean, i i love the Wide Glide. That's what I personally want. I want like a early two thousand s Road Glide or Wide Glide. That would be ideal. Or like a little sporty or something like that.
01:15:55
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But... alright I mean, a touring bike is good for touring. I just... We're not du we're not really doing that, you know? Not taking long trips across the country. If I had... if I had my... ah If I had... Okay.
01:16:13
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Everybody's like, I want a big truck. I want this and that. If I had if i had my choice, i I would have a motorcycle for different occasions. One, a touring one. I'd have my bar hopper. Then I'd have one for scooting around mountains or something. Totally.
01:16:26
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Black Hills and shit. it's Motorcycles are so versatile. It's crazy. Then I'd probably have one for off-road too.
01:16:39
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Like a good enduro or something. yeah they but do The new Pan America is pretty freaking tight. shit Yeah, those are heavy duty.
01:16:54
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No, i didn't I didn't say anything. buck See, all right, so that's all right so honestly that's that's honestly where I was trying to get out was the whole go Hawks, Seattle Seahawks. Go Hawks.
01:17:06
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I'm a I'm assuming Seahawks. I'm hoping that he means Seahawks and not the Chicago Blackhawks because if that's the case, then you got to get rid of Buck. Sorry, Buck. Buck's out.
01:17:18
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Her being in. Seahawks. No, Seahawks. are yeah He'll be a 12th man.
01:17:26
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Yeah, I don't follow it. But...
01:17:30
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um but Tom Brady and the New Eagle featuring. They love their Seahawks and the Mariners. like i don't People in Seattle are just love their spruce teams.
01:17:42
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I'm like, bring back the Supersonics. Bring back the Supersonics. But you're from Ohio. you know You know how people were up here. Oh, totally. Oh my God. Nuts.
01:17:55
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Minty, what's going on, buddy? When I lived in Cleveland, I remember when LeBron left. um And was people who were like literally rioting, like whole couches were being like thrown out of fricking windows and set on fire. They were flipping cars. I was like, you people are crazy over sports.
01:18:17
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Like can we be like ah over over a bunch of men running around after each other? Like that's so crazy to me. Yeah. I'm like, i am a find a better cause, I guess.
01:18:32
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ah yeah I am a diehard Cleveland Cavaliers fan, diehard Browns fan. But when when LeBron left to go to Miami, I was just like, I mean, I wish he didn't do it the way he did it with the whole spectacle on TV. But I was just like, I get it.
01:18:46
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I understand. The guy wants to win championships. And right now he's not doing that in Cleveland. So, like, yeah, when people did that, it was happening down here. And people were losing their minds, burning jerseys. And I'm just like,
01:18:59
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It's one dude, and and I've been a fan my whole life. like I hate Michael Jordan, but I'm not like going out and throwing a temper tantrum just because he won another championship. People people take sports a little, and and I used to be like that.
01:19:17
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I would, like, if the Browns lost on Sunday, which they did a lot, i would it would ruin my day. It would ruin the rest of my weekend. Now I'm a little bit older now. It's just like, eh. I just want to watch football.
01:19:29
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I love my teams, but just want to watch football. Plenty of years of the Browns letting you down, huh? Yeah, pretty much. I joke right now all the time that when I die, I want have six Browns players be my pallbearer so they can let me down one more time. That's great.
01:19:52
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sir
01:19:56
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Uh, Minty, this is, uh, Miss Callie from Callie and the Boots and Rally. Uh, no, not really. I, you know, we had this conversation before. ah not a, not a country saying, what would you, where would you, uh, throw your music?
01:20:11
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What would you, if you had to classify your music, what would you classify it as? It's tough question.
01:20:21
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Outlaw, biker bar music. i' know. Something along the lines of that. it's It's a combination. it's It's a combination. little outlaw-ish, little folksy, little gothic.
01:20:34
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It's got little things. yeah I prefer to... ah exceed labels you know and genres. and I like genre bending.
01:20:45
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Everything is fluid. you know I live in Seattle. You label me, goddammit. sorry Sorry. No, I love it. ah I guess it's up for interpretation. like I've heard people say all kinds of stuff.
01:21:03
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and I've heard some people be like, it's just outright country. and I'm like, well... you yeah you I can't tell you how to think, right? ah yeah You're not right, but you're not wrong.
01:21:14
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Yeah. If you listen to it, when you listen to it, when you listen to your guys' and stuff, when you listen to your music, you can see, or you can hear a lot of different influences music-wise in it.
01:21:26
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You know, you you just like, we'll take a little bit of this. Like, well, like we said about, um, um must be the Must be a full moon, like we said about that one. It's got that Spanish, like there's a song out, Adobe Walls. You know, it's got that Spanish influence to it, the guitar. the the mayor Not really a full-blown mariachi guitar, but kind of got that feel to it type deal.
01:21:53
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You know, you listen to another song, and it's got a little Southern gothica to it or whatever. Mm-hmm. yeah you know, pull up to another one and then you've got that outlaw biker to type mentality, you know, and so I think Kelly just, uh, it's Kelly. That's the genre.
01:22:10
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Kelly. We just make bangers, bro. Yeah. Just make great music to answer your question. Why I am mad at you, Buck, man. I love that loyalty, man. Seattle kid growing up, uh, and you're a Seahawks fan season ticket holder. I love it. I love that loyalty, man, from a sports fan.
01:22:28
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Um, But yeah, you just kind of you guys just do your own thing. and it's ah And it's awesome. Check it out, Wyatt. Tell your dad to listen to it. His dad won't listen to it.
01:22:42
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Rick won't listen to Rick's like, I like Morgan Wallen and the Florida Georgia line because I'm a truck driver and I like country music. Yeah.
01:22:53
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Wait, did you see Morgan Wall on SNL? That's all everyone is talking about. and you know i know i I don't even know. what what is that What is that whole story? I don't even know. what i caught a beat I caught a headline.
01:23:07
Speaker
I heard he was on there, but I... Did he really? He thought it was over and just like let the exit. Nice.
01:23:19
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i I used to love Saturday Night Live. Like it was one of my favorite late night Saturday. know, like I would, I remember being a kid staying up late on Saturdays to watch it.
01:23:31
Speaker
It's just the last, I don't know, 10 plus years or so. it's It's just, I don't care about politics and they've gotten a little bit too political for me. And I don't care what side of the fence they're on.
01:23:44
Speaker
but No, but they've gotten really, really bad. Yeah, they've had political, but now that's mainly all they do. I don't know. Anyway, go ahead. but i just i I don't care what side the business is on. just i Just entertain me. I'm here for comedy. I'm not here for... Fair enough.
01:24:03
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there etc not um that's that's like That's like you and I talk, you know Blaze, like a couple weeks back, I'm not going to not listen to an artist because of their political beliefs if I like if i like their music.
01:24:16
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But like
Local vs Mainstream Beer and Anti-Capitalism
01:24:17
Speaker
Homeboy from Pink Floyd, if I pay $1,000 to see Pink Floyd perform, I don't want to listen to you ramble on for 30 minutes about your political beliefs. Shut the fuck up. Play music.
01:24:29
Speaker
This is your stage and this is your platform. I understand that. And and and more power to you. you didn't just pay $1,000 to be here to listen to you talk about your goofy-ass political beliefs. I paid $1,000 to hear Dark Side of the Moon 17 times. don't think I'd ever pay for I don't know.
01:24:47
Speaker
for a ticket i wouldn't pay a thousand dollar me houseor that Not unless it was the thing that like they're resurrecting them from the dead, you know? and or not. Yeah. If we're putting music festival together and we've resurrected, which could very possibly happen as the apocalypse is upon us on 420, you know, they've got like Elvis and Buddy Holly and Richie Valens and Kurt Cobain, and they're we've got all these resurrected artists and we're going to music festival. I'd like, you know, I might drop a thousand for that. That might be pretty good show. Yeah, I think I would. That would be the one case, yeah.
01:25:21
Speaker
Yeah, like, I mean, you know, but but yeah, there's not not a lot of artists out there. I'm talking $300 on the C either. That's the thing that blew my mind, like this Taylor Swift phenomenon. And and and actually, this this is an interesting question for you, Kelly.
01:25:38
Speaker
If you guys, you know, say they say you guys blow up and you guys become like the next big thing, would you ever be that artist where you're you're charging, like, I heard Taylor Swift just to get into the stadium, just to get into the arena?
01:25:52
Speaker
It's like $1,800. Hell no. I would never let that happen. I would never let that happen. I'd start selling the tickets directly myself to avoid that. She's going to be outside at the gate before the show. I got all your tickets.
01:26:08
Speaker
she's gonna be outside at the gate before the show i got all your Yeah, I'm not, like, a super political person, but, like, I'm definitely, like, a little anti-capitalist. So, like, that shit really rubs me the wrong way. ah That they allow the price gouging and, like, the ticketing fees and, like, all this shit. Like, don't know.
01:26:29
Speaker
I mean, I was, like, a crusty little punk kid growing up, too. Like, I went to, like, people's basement shows that were free. you know? Like, that's how it should be. Like, I don't know. I think...
01:26:40
Speaker
i'm still I'm still that kid. I'm still that kid, man. I'll go to it. Music is a gift. oh dumb Yeah. Podunk hole-in-the-wall bars just to hear a local band. you know said She said anti-capitalist. I'm like, yay.
01:26:57
Speaker
Bing! Another checkmark for Cali? I'm i'm i'm i'm um um um i'm pretty um'm pretty lefty.
01:27:08
Speaker
I'm not going to lie. actuallysh i am i mean i am political. i'm not political i'm I'm not political by choice. I'm political by... ah ah what's By force. Thank you.
01:27:20
Speaker
By force. You have to. yeah like i'm not an atheist like I'm not an atheist because I want to be an atheist. I'm an atheist because apparently I have to be.
01:27:31
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yeah yeah i have to bring that voice up. You gotta do it. You gotta do it. ah I don't know. Radicalize your homies. That shit's cool.
01:27:41
Speaker
You know? Yeah. I fucking five. Hell yeah. I have this badge that I and it says cowboys against cops and capitalism and we love that.
01:27:54
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Nice. Blazes communists. You don't even drink an American beer. Yeah. All I do is drink American. Okay, so here's the story. okay some people don't know the story.
01:28:05
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i was okay i was i was at a yeah I was at a barbecue joint here in Kentucky in E-Town, Kentucky, Elizabethtown. And it was checking the place out. There was a car show, so was there to take photos. in to grab a beer.
01:28:21
Speaker
and ah went in to grab a beer Well, Kentucky has micro brew called it's it's a company called West Sixth Beer. It's a brewery.
01:28:34
Speaker
They make this IPA that I really like. So it's made in Kentucky with American ingredients. Hops grown in Kentucky and blah, blah, blah. And I really appreciate this beer. So I ordered one.
01:28:46
Speaker
And this dude comes by me with a Coors koozie. He's like, here, man, throw that on your beer. You don't want anybody thinking you're drinking communist beer, beer not made in America some bullshit like that. I'm like, where am I at?
01:29:01
Speaker
Am I in the land of stupid? Yeah, it's like some people get so, so enamored, so focused, so, so ah used to just like,
01:29:14
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big business, big corporate beers, like Bud Light, Coors, Miller Light, motherfuck you. I know I just said that, Glick. That when somebody pops open with, like, a local brew, they're like, I don't know what that is. I'm scratching my head. Is that fucking made in Russia? I don't know.
01:29:31
Speaker
But... There's a lot of... It was a weird situation. Yeah, there's a lot of local brews I like, and I'm not that guy. mike my personal My personal belief on life is...
01:29:43
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Do you, man. Do what makes you happy. Be you. beat yourself Be yourself. Living in the P&W, though, and I'm sure Kelly can contest to this, like, microbrew, like, a huge cultural thing.
01:30:00
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So when I came to Kentucky i was sitting there drinking a Kentucky microbrew, the fact that there other Kentuckians around me that didn't realize that it was an American beer, it was just the iron the irony.
01:30:12
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where I was. know And then I got on Snapchat because I was so confused. That's the inside joke. Yeah, that's, you know, there there was ah breweries in Charleston that time and I took care of. They were customers of mine.
01:30:27
Speaker
And they always hooked me up with three 12-packs and stuff like that. and And I would have friends come down to visit and go, man, where'd you get this beer from? Where's it imported from? I'm like, Literally made five minutes down the road from me. It's right down the highway, guys. Dude, you passed the brewery coming to my house.
01:30:44
Speaker
But either they would have it in a building and there wasn't like big signage or anything like that. You had to know to know, even though they would have like bar, like a lot of them. That was the other cool thing is like these, you had these big breweries, but they had like bars and stuff attached to them.
01:30:57
Speaker
And then they'd have all kinds of outside events and outside things, stuff like that. But I'm like, yeah, it was literally just me. You passed it. Really? Oh, yeah I mean, I do. I mean, I like, I do have imported beer in the fridge.
01:31:09
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I got beer from Germany and Belgium and stuff like that. If you want some, but I said, this was, made down the road. What the hell is wrong with you?
01:31:18
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But even even here, I mean, we've got a couple places that make some damn good beer. Some damn good beer. So you get a beer.
Studio Return and Music Creation
01:31:27
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Real quick.
01:31:28
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um Callie, you're up in Washington. Is Olympia beer still a thing up there? So Olympia beer is this like cheap redneckness beer.
01:31:40
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No, we have a Rainier. Similar. Rainier's rate Rainier's another one. There's Olympia, Rainier, and Hams was ah big in that. Hams.
01:31:50
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Yeah, Hams. The other one that's really popular out here for some reason, too, is Montucky.
01:31:58
Speaker
Never heard of this? Montucky. I have not. Cold snack. I know that's their slogan. I don't know. I have not heard of Monta. I can't drink beer, so I don't... I was just going to ask, are you ah are you a beer drinker? Are you a whiskey bourbon drinker? No, I actually... I got a goofy alcohol intolerance.
01:32:16
Speaker
Like, I'm allergic to everything that's not agave. So I can only drink tequila or mezcal. That is fucking weird. Yeah. You just tell yourself that so you have an excuse drink tequila? Not like shit my pants. It's like I get anaphylactic shock I have to go hospital.
01:32:31
Speaker
It's like scary. That is nuts. yeah I am sorry to hear that. No, it's okay. hey i love I love tequila and I love mezcal. This sounds like an elaborate lie just so you can say this is I have to drink tequila.
01:32:46
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I really wish. It's scary. My doctor was like, do we want to give you an EpiPen? And I was like, maybe I should just not drink the things that they know I can't drink.
01:32:56
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I'm just trying to figure out how... All the hipsters drink PBR. I know, and i wasn't going to bring up PBR because I know that. I i remember that living in Oregon, it was the thing. So PBR, i would drink I drink occasionally for nostalgic reasons because it was cheap when I was in the Air Force, and that's what a broke airman drank. It was $4 a rollback.
01:33:20
Speaker
And now it's like, ooh, gross. I don't want it. Ollie's not that fucking... It was huge in Alaska when I was there, Ollie's. Anyway, um so this non-agave alert, like I'm so curious about this.
01:33:39
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Yeah, so how is that hard for you to find alcohol? I mean, outside of like tequila and stuff, is it? Is it hard to find? Like if you go out. yeah Yeah. No, actually, Seattle, for some reason, like the Mezcal thing is like really catching on. oh I would say nine times out of ten, I go to a bar and I'm like, hey, you have Mezcal?
01:34:01
Speaker
And they're like, yeah, we got like one bottle. We got like Vita or something. um But I don't know. It's becoming more and more popular out here. I don't know why. but we know We have but whole Mezcal areas where it's they only serve Mezcal and they have like hundreds of different kinds.
01:34:18
Speaker
And you don't get a hangover. You get no hangover from Mezcal. I don't know why. just like beer history, real culture. I think it's interesting. So me personally, when it comes to beer real quick, like regionals.
01:34:31
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and just like beer history real culture i think it's ah it's interesting i think i so me personally when it comes to beer real quick i like regional i hate I hate national or international products.
01:34:46
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It's that anti-capitalism. But like there's some good regional beers like sir now Sierra Nevada is a good one. Deschutes Brew is another good one. ah that they they're They're good within their region and they usually get a little bit more popular and that's fine.
01:35:02
Speaker
But when it comes to Bud Light and Miller Light, you just go to the store anywhere in America buy It's like It's really not that special. yes yeah Yeah. Quality, too. like You're just mass producing something and the quality is going to go down.
01:35:21
Speaker
like so they're So have you read have you read Das Kapital? At least volume one? Interesting. Should I? thank Don't get him started. No, no, I don't think you need to. I think you're critiqued.
01:35:36
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i think i think i think youre couldtique thinker critiques on point. I just, I mean, I just, because your, your critique on capitalism, like I wonder if she's read Tosca Vitao.
01:35:49
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That's all. No, but maybe I'll look into it.
01:35:53
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She said, she's going to come back next, from next month. Like, so this guy, Carl, So you guys ever heard of him? I'm going to i'm gonna get a message.
01:36:07
Speaker
I'm going to need to come back on the show with Liz. I'm officially a Marxist now. Thank you. I have a shit you know i have i have i have a red t-shirt that has... it's It's in white. has Karl Marx on it. It says sharing is caring.
01:36:24
Speaker
and was at the barber last week. you know oh No, no, no. was It wasn't the barber. it was actually... Was it the barber was it the fucking lab? God damn it. You smoke so much weed it happens.
01:36:35
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Anyway, I was either at the lab or the barbershop. Either way I had to take off my shirt or my flannel. Anyway, um she was like, oh, I like, i like oh, it was it was it was the lab. It was at the VA. It was up in New Orleans.
01:36:49
Speaker
The lady's like, oh, I like that. I like your shirt. I was like, oh cool. She's like, is that Santa Claus? I'm like, no. It's not Santa. yeah I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, guess one more time. She's like, Jerry Garcia.
01:37:06
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Like you're getting close. close. Keep moving that pendulum left. was like, it's Karl Marx. And she's like, I don't know who that is I'm like, oh.
01:37:19
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That checks out. but she But when she said Jerry Garcia, i was like, well, li at least that's a cool person.
01:37:29
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What's wrong with Santa Claus? What's your beef with Santa, please? He's fictional. How do you know?
01:37:42
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Motherfucker never left me shit. and Because you were on the naughty list. That's what it is. You were on the naughty list. Duh.
01:37:54
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All ever saw was Krampus, motherfuckers.
01:38:00
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So, Kelly, I want to, you know, I got to ask you, I know you got the itch. I know you, you've got all kinds of stuff ready. ah Like a, like a timeline for you, for you, oh not, not, not necessarily for the the fans or anything like that, but for you personally, your timeline, um,
01:38:19
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or a goal, when would you like to get back and into the studio and, and, and start making new music two weeks ago? Honestly, honestly,
Music Release Strategies
01:38:29
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yeah, yeah.
01:38:30
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Well, yesterday. Yeah. No, I really got the itch. And I mean, because production on the last album, I mean, we I haven't been in the studio. It's been ah couple years now. I mean, that album almost took like three and a half years.
01:38:46
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Oh, wow. I'm ready. When I say I'm ready, I mean like but like the first opportunity we get to do that, I'm going to jump on it.
01:38:58
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Right. have you Have you shared some of the other... but some of the new music and some of the other things you've been working on you know with but the rest of the band? Do they know what's going on or are you just going to properlyly back and pitches they're pretty pretty i would say but buck more than anyone because i'll constantly be sending him like clips and i'll be like bro what do you think about this like what do you think about this what do you think about this uh he he is really into this new song that we that i would like to put on the next album it's called i bleed and it is kind of funky it's got this sick fucking keys part in it um
01:39:33
Speaker
He already learned the guitar part for it. I think he might have changed some things around. But yeah, that would be the first thing that I want to knock out that song. there when i mean When you write a song, do you you already have like the the melody and the sound and everything in your head? You're not just writing down words? or It depends. I feel like each time is a little different. like There's some songs where... like i I had the melody, I had the lyrics, I had everything done before any of the instrumentals or anything else came along.
01:40:08
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um But then I've also had songs like, okay, like, Where Gator, for example. I literally wrote, I mean, we worked on the song, pretty like, developed, like, the the sounds, like, that rolling guitar, like, the... Because I had given my producer inspiration. I was like, bro, I want to make something that is, like, just so swampy.
01:40:29
Speaker
Like, i want to be so swampy. And I was like, well, what do I want to write about? And I literally, we we were drunk at his house working on this shit. And that's when I was like, oh my God, I got this fucking great idea. What about this half man, half gator, dude?
01:40:44
Speaker
And he's like, hell yeah, dude. And I was like, hell yeah, dude. And then we just, I just started writing and we did it in one night. Pretty much wrote everything. I like Buck.
01:40:55
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I killed the keyboard on that keyboard part. Nice. Nice.
01:41:03
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um No, that's that's that's awesome. but ah And it's wild. you know you Like you said, man it took you guys so long to get this first album out, to get everything.
01:41:14
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But it's done. and You take this sire where you just big sigh of relief, the weight's off your chest. But now moving forward,
01:41:25
Speaker
Now you know the process. Now you know what you're doing. You're a little bit more knowledgeable and everything like that. So, you know, it begins to become a little bit easier for you.
01:41:36
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i would I would assume, I would think, you know, for you guys. It's kind of like anything you do. Once you get that first time out of the way, it's like, this is this is the nightmare. Downhill. onces it done yeah Once it's done, yeah.
01:41:50
Speaker
Straight downhill from here, you just kind of. Rock it out and do what you're doing. I have enough probably songs written to do another album, but I've also been kind of teasing the idea of just releasing singles.
01:42:03
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ah A lot of artists. A lot more people doing that, yeah. Yeah, but the book says, the keys are dope, but I don't have time to learn a new instrument.
01:42:14
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No, that's fair. I mean, we just wouldn't have to mix it for live stuff. I mean, because like the the key part on it is already tracked. Like, so most of the song of that is tracked. The vocals need retract.
01:42:27
Speaker
and I mean, I'm sure Buck would prefer to re-record the guitar, which he's like, he is an insanely good guitar player. I mean, like this dude just like noodles around and it's so good and so bluesy.
01:42:42
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But I have to sometimes crack the whip because I'm like, too bluesy. Too bluesy. I'm down over there. I never thought I would actually say that, but it's a kick.
01:42:55
Speaker
Yeah, sometimes that's ah that's that's a cool thing about about certain guitar players is sometimes they just sit down and they just start playing around and and and it's just like, oh, wait, do that again. Do what you just did again.
01:43:06
Speaker
Yeah, do that. Do that thing. yeah Yeah, do that thing. And they're like, what thing are you talking about? you know They're half-time, they're spaced out just playing the guitar. But, yeah.
01:43:18
Speaker
you know and we were going Oh, yeah. No, like you said, you know just releasing the singles. That seems to be the thing that a lot of artists are doing. therere there and and i'm And I'm discovering that with doing this show and interviewing artists and talking to them, they're more about the excuse me, the single release and putting out four, five, six, seven songs. And then they're like, okay, we've got these, we've got the traction, we've built up some social media presence.
01:43:49
Speaker
You know, we're doing the reels, we're doing the shorts, da-da-da-da-da, we're releasing them on Spotify and YouTube. I've got these six songs, but I've also got four more in the chamber.
01:44:03
Speaker
let's go ahead and while while why the oven's hot, so to say, let's go ahead and do this album and drop it. but Yeah, it seems to that seems to be the the the new thing. and And I say this for like actual artists who are who are releasing music and they're not just throwing something together off of a computer onto the TikTok trying to be the next trend. You know what I mean? Yeah.
01:44:25
Speaker
That's the last thing I want. I mean, I, I, it's successful. It's a successful way to do it. yeah Write something, write a really catchy hook that people want to slap over their videos.
01:44:36
Speaker
But like, I low key hate the idea of it because I, you know, I hear certain songs from like reels and shit so often that I'm like, fucking hate this song. I don't want to hear this ever again.
01:44:47
Speaker
And I don't want my, I don't, I don't, you never want to fall into that. I don't, what Well, not only that, but a lot of the time those songs, man, once that 15 minutes is up, that candle's out.
01:44:59
Speaker
Gone. Gone. so yeah And then people are sick of it. Yeah. Yeah. They're sick of it. They don't want to hear it no more. and and then they And then people try to reproduce that magic with something else and it doesn't happen.
01:45:13
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um You know, the actual musicians and actual artists out there, they are, you know, like like Like I said, as a fan, I enjoyed the album.
01:45:24
Speaker
I've listened to it a few times through. ah you know there's certain There are songs that we have played that that are back you know they that are in rotation here on the network of shows, and I love hearing them every time I hear them, but I'm also um ready for new stuff. I got to say, as much as I'm loving the album, and I know it hasn't been out very long, but I'm loving the album, but I'm like, what is she going to do next? What are they going to do next? like It's going get anxiously a little weirder.
01:45:51
Speaker
Fucking the weirder, the better. yeah yeah That's what I love about you. That's what I love about the music because it's not like Blaze says. There's artists that I interviewed that are not necessarily his cup of tea. And, and you know, you know, like in all honesty, and again, you don't really have a genre. You don't really technically have a home. So to say you're not necessarily my cup of tea is kind of not. It's not really the truth because ah dig what you're doing.
01:46:19
Speaker
I love what you're doing. So It's like, Cali and the Boonton Rally, that is that that their style is my cup of tea. And the people who follow you guys and like you guys, I think they'll probably think a lot like I do.
01:46:36
Speaker
Like, all right, yeah, we love the new style. We love here. But give us more. we're We're baby birds here. We're hungry. We want to we want to eat some more. We want to we want to eat it up. Yeah, and I mean, ideally, I would love to release, and like, another song, like the one that I was talking about in a couple months. Like, we just need to retract a couple things. I mean, for the most part, it's pretty much done.
01:46:58
Speaker
um But, yeah, and I think... There's something I noticed, too, after releasing the full album is like the singles just do better. like ah I don't know why or what it is, but the singles tend to do better than the whole thing. It's like almost like it's too much.
01:47:20
Speaker
like it's People don't have the attention span to sit down and listen to a whole damn album. Most people don't. I mean, of musicians, of people who are music lovers do, for sure. Like, I'm a big, I want to listen to the whole damn album. And, like, that is how i signify a really great artist, is where, like, there's not a track on the album that I feel inclined to skip.
01:47:42
Speaker
i yeah Yeah. And I grew up, you know, I'm pretty sure and quite a few years older than you. So I grew up in an era And bla it Blaze is the same Blaze is right there with me He's a little bit older than I am um You know we grew up in an era where We we waited for those album releases We got excited for that And they would tease us with the singles Where you got the cassette And had one maybe two songs on it was so more excited about music being released Than movies being released Yeah yeah I was just saying And like some of like
01:48:19
Speaker
you know an artist, I would just say Guns N' Roses, for instance, you hear a new albums coming out. They're working on a new album, and you're already playing the hell out of one of them.
01:48:33
Speaker
And you're like, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready. And then when that new album hits, you're just like, I'm going to skip the radio songs. because this is This is my mentality. I don't know if anybody else does this. But I've heard the radio songs, and I'm already digging them, but I'm going to skip those.
01:48:48
Speaker
And I want to listen to the songs I haven't heard before. um So you you you want to devour that album. but you you and and And I still do get excited when I hear an artist is doing an album. They'll be releasing a new album. But also at the same time, we do live in a and a new generation of ah music where the albums are almost kind of an afterthought.
01:49:10
Speaker
And it's more about just releasing the singles and letting them work their magic. you know and
Storytelling in Music
01:49:18
Speaker
then i um I think like it's a lost art. It's
01:49:25
Speaker
it's like like a little vignette of things that all kind of click and work together and tell like a bigger story. I think that's really beautiful, and i do I do think it is a lost art form.
01:49:37
Speaker
Yeah, and and one one of the other cool things that, you know, being I used to love getting records or cassettes or even the CDs and you got the we got the little insert.
01:49:51
Speaker
Yeah, the fold-outs. all you can you can Yeah, you got the art and like like your story of the Weregator. Like that would be in there. you know Yeah, all the little lighter notes and shit in there.
01:50:04
Speaker
Yeah, dude, I used to love reading those things, man. I would sit there and and I would listen to an album, you know, and while I'm listening to it, I'd be reading the liner, reading the, reading that you know, the lyrics to the song, all the little side notes. Like, yeah, that is, ah that is um it's it's it's gone out the window with with the, like you said, short attention spans that people have nowadays.
01:50:29
Speaker
They want those those quick hits and they, you know, they want a freaking, They just consume music. Beat that horse. Yeah. And I mean, it's like with reading, too. like Now, everyone's... No one wants to read big, long things. like They want digestible things that are like pretty much spoon-fed to them.
01:50:51
Speaker
Yeah. And i I do see music slowly jumping on that trend, and I i think it's sad. I think it's pretty sad. um But... I mean, there's still people keeping it alive. There's, there's you know.
01:51:06
Speaker
I'm doing my part. I'm doing what I can. yeah we're doing we're du We are doing the damn thing. Yeah, we are doing the damn thing. I still got guys in my ear. Give me one second, but I can still hear you and I can still talk. um Yeah, no.
01:51:18
Speaker
and that's I think it's one of the other things that I love about this because I've met so many new, younger artists that still believe in writing good music, writing stories,
01:51:31
Speaker
and or telling stories in their music. And I think that's kind of went by the wayside too in the last 10 or so years.
01:51:40
Speaker
I'm all about the story. If it doesn't tell a story, i mean, what what is it doing? What does it really do? I mean, that's how you... I don't i don't know. I just know some of my favorite artists are are because they tell ah such a good story. They're great storytellers.
01:51:59
Speaker
And doing it, and especially in ah like a bit of code, like hiding it in the lyrics. like i live for that shit. I love dissecting lyrics and trying to understand the deeper meaning behind them.
01:52:14
Speaker
And we definitely have some little Easter eggs and things hidden in our tracks, but if anyone will ever listen to it. I'm going have to listen bit harder then. Yeah.
01:52:26
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Yeah, there's clever little puns and things. We love it. i I don't want to denigrate ah people out there who play instruments. God dang it.
01:52:38
Speaker
Instruments. Oh my gosh. I apologize for my my my my inability to articulate tonight, but I like what you said about the lyrics part. um That's one of the biggest reasons why I listen to who I listen to is because their music does tell a story. It's not...
01:52:57
Speaker
It's not just some cookie cutter pop bullshit. Hey, it's on the top 40. It's got a good hook. You're going to like it. That's why I like people like Tech N9ne. I love Tech N9ne. His lyrics or they tell a story. Just as an example for him.
01:53:14
Speaker
ah Migo the Devil. this oh yeah Just a position. oo You've heard of him. Storytellers. Some of the best music out there. is Is the storytelling...
01:53:25
Speaker
He's one of my favorites. He tells such a good story. ah love that dude. Yes. Yes. The stories are very important to music.
01:53:37
Speaker
Because you're right. it's If it's there's no story there, then there's... What's it doing? There's just a beat that you can bop your head to. yeah so I mean, that's how you can connect to people, too. Like, you you you take your life experiences and you put them into a song and and you hope that it will help somebody else come to terms with whatever they're dealing with, too.
01:54:02
Speaker
um and And people may interpret it differently, but, like, the way it touches you, don't know. I just think that's such a special thing that musicians do. What did someone say the other day? If art is how we decorate...
01:54:14
Speaker
space music is how we decorate time. Like, I think that's the most beautiful movie. Oh, wow. That's nice. Yeah, I like that. No, another, you know, another artist, student whether whether you like him or not, at the end of the day, Kendrick Lamar.
01:54:28
Speaker
He is a storyteller. If you, you whether you you listen to his lyrics or you read his lyrics, he's an absolutely amazing storyteller. And he, yeah.
01:54:40
Speaker
yeah Love the guy, hate the guy, you know, whatever. I've been a fan for a hot minute of ken of Kendrick. But yeah, there's there's there's just so many songs out there. You look back at a lot of the older generation of music.
01:54:55
Speaker
One of my favorite songs growing up was Uncle Tom's Cabin by Warren. And it wasn't until I got older and I actually listened and I was listening to and I was listening to the lyrics and I'm like, this is kind of a twisted tale.
01:55:09
Speaker
Like, this is a little dark and edgy. Like, damn, Warren. I'm used to the, ah you know, big hair, makeup, leather pants and everything. that Yeah, they they they got down on that one. john my school John Michael Biscay?
01:55:27
Speaker
Does that sound familiar? Biscuit?
01:55:34
Speaker
Art is how we decorate space. Music is how we decorate time. That's who said oh sorry no I didn't know who quoted it. I don't remember where I heard that. Yeah, I never heard that before. I just thought that was that.
01:55:46
Speaker
I like that. That's an awesome quote. Awesome quote. And I mean, you ever like, like you listen to a song and you remember like when you first heard it, like you, it takes you right back to an experience, like a place or like a smell. Like it's so like music is like a sec, like a whole other sense.
01:56:09
Speaker
It's so crazy. It's like you could forget about a song entirely and you hear it and you're like, shit, dude, am. That's been my. haven't. And that's the coolest fucking thing, man. That's the coolest feel like that's been my entire freaking life. Like, I listen to a song.
01:56:25
Speaker
Like, I listen to an album. We joke, I used to be huge ICP fan. And I remember, like, every single one the albums would come out. I'd be anticipating it. And when comes out, an album would come out and I'm deployed somewhere. I'm like, I know that album's out.
01:56:41
Speaker
And I'll listen to it. Because, you know, Afees, thank you, Afees. and But i would it would bring me back to that deployment or that time and that time in in my life where I'm at.
01:56:53
Speaker
A certain song or a whole entire album. i i Like when that, like a certain song, like I can remember when that came out, when I was listening to it, who was with me when I was listening to it, and what was going on in my life.
01:57:08
Speaker
And going on in history and going on around the world. Like, i don't know. It's Coolest fucking thing, man. Music is like that. Music is like this. ah Nail on the head. love it.
01:57:21
Speaker
Yes. Yes, Michael. Yes. Great storyteller. Great distract. Sorry, I left that up there because was writing it in my notebook.
01:57:32
Speaker
I was writing it in my notebook because Michael, the next time Blaze and I do Blick and Blaze's mixtape, We'd love to have you come up and we can have that conversation.
01:57:43
Speaker
That's a good one. think they both have their place in music. I think i think he was referring to Kendrick Lamar. So, yeah, as I said, I've got this wonderful little notebook that makes me look like an absolutely insane human being that somebody has to burn when I die. I can give a like ah give a shit less about my...
01:58:05
Speaker
laptop my algorithm, my search history, my browser history, or anything like that. Burn this notebook because there's so much... Burn that notebook. There is so much gibberish in this notebook that nobody will understand it and I will look like a straight lunatic.
01:58:23
Speaker
Burn all my notebooks. He was referring to Kendrick Lamar. yeah i I didn't pick up on that because when I hear people talk about diss tracks, my mind literally goes to imminent.
01:58:34
Speaker
first Well, yeah, kid kind kindricks kinder's probably Kendrick's biggest diss track was the one that he fired shots all over Drake. Yeah, all over Drake. but But no, like I said, I wrote it down.
01:58:48
Speaker
So the next Blazing Glicks mixtape. Callie got any diss tracks? Who? I guess Heaven Sent is kind of a diss track.
01:59:00
Speaker
What's that? Which one? Heaven Sent. Who's in a diss to? Or who you taking a pop shot at? All of my exes combined into one. Fair enough.
01:59:11
Speaker
Fair enough. didn't know who poor Wes was, but he made you mad too. He's totally a fictional character. He's not even real. Wes is a son of a bitch. He's a son of a bitch. He's a son of a bitch. That fucking Wes, man.
01:59:30
Speaker
fucking west man and Kelly said, heaven sent. Like, her exes just came together like Voltron. 100%. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, that that that track, too, when we got in the studio, I was literally... ah We went to Robert Lang's studio up in Where the fuck is he at?
01:59:54
Speaker
Shoreline, I want to say it is. Yeah. But
Authenticity in Music Production
01:59:59
Speaker
fucking, I'm sitting there and I close my eyes and I'm just picturing all my asshole exes. And we did it we did it in one take. One first take, done.
02:00:09
Speaker
And we didn't record any more Vox for it. Oh, nice. Wow. You gotta just what visualize, I guess. Yeah, one in one in one in done and done, man.
02:00:19
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Right out the window. yes i love that. There's There's ah a very good friend of mine who is a musician. We actually met here on this show.
02:00:31
Speaker
And one of the things that that he does on his, as he does an album, whether it's a cover or one of it's one of his original songs or whatever, he just goes one cut, acoustic, rough as hell, and throws it on the album.
02:00:50
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Just...
02:00:53
Speaker
bangs out and I think that's so cool because excuse me I am such a huge fan of that raw gritty just you guys kind of have that energy you just have that raw gritty here it is here's what we do yeah we don't we didn't use any auto tuning nothing I'm very much against the over polished feel and I didn't want the album to be over produced Because a lot of music today is just so overproduced.
02:01:23
Speaker
I mean, I was watching some interview with Billie Eilish like months ago, and she was talking about how she does shotgun recording, where she'll just like record ah hundred takes of a song and take the best word from each take.
02:01:40
Speaker
And I'm like, that's fucking nuts. Like that, don't know. That's true. The amount of editing that goes in that. Holy crap. that goes That goes back to my rant last week when I was ranting about today's music and and something that I've been saying for years now about the new music.
02:01:59
Speaker
You have far too much time on your hands. You have far too many producers in your back pocket. and And what you do is far too computerized. and you're I'm sorry, that's not a real musician to me.
02:02:13
Speaker
In my mind, I'm thinking of somebody going into a studio, maybe five takes, whatever, and just putting the music out. My producer had a rule. Once we hit five takes, then we'd have to delete a couple of them and just try again. I don't know. I just feel like that's... I don't want to say the word disingenuine. It's not It's very generic. It's not real.
02:02:44
Speaker
It's not real. You won't kiss me. it's i literally i think i think it's it's it's this seeking perfection is the folly.
02:02:56
Speaker
Music is not supposed to be perfect. The little inflections and the flaws and the cracks. like i I love that. that's That's real. Think about how they used to analog record things.
02:03:09
Speaker
and bridge got One shot. Don't fuck it up. yeah you know and it you You have, and I told you this before, you have a very unique voice and a very powerful voice.
02:03:23
Speaker
For those of you who don't know, she's not a very big lady. She's a tiny little thing. but She's got a very, very big powerful voice. and and and To have like too much computers involved or too much auto-tune, it would really take away from who you are as a musician and whatnot. Yeah, it say so it's 100%.
02:03:44
Speaker
It's not genuine. It's not authentic, you know? Yeah. I think it's one of the things that and I think is really cool about your music, too, because, you know, here I am.
02:03:54
Speaker
This is what I do. yeah This is what I do. You either like it or you don't. and You know, not... And if you don't like it, suck it. You know what I mean? Yeah. Yeah. We don't like it. We don't like you anyways.
02:04:08
Speaker
Exactly. If you don't like it, it wasn't meant for you. it wasn't intended for you. it was not meant to find you. So keep scrolling. Keep walking. You know?
02:04:20
Speaker
That is the easiest thing. People don't understand that. You know easy it is to just scroll past something you don't like these days? No. People need to voice their fucking opinions on everything. Like, I don't.
02:04:31
Speaker
Bro, if you don't like it, you're going to take it. Remove it. Remove it from your life. Yeah. I do it all time. I see something. What a fucking moron. Scroll. boy Yeah. i don I don't feel the need to, you know, berate people in the comment section.
02:04:47
Speaker
I've had a couple. I've had a, you know, a couple real fucking haters. ah Like, I had this one guy, don't even know how he found my shitty band website, but decided he was gonna message me through that and tell me about bands.
02:05:04
Speaker
He's like, oh, this is it. This is not it. He's like, this is not it. You need to be listening to, like, Jason Molina and I'm like dude like what like yes I know who songs the hyena is like I've been listening to them since I was 13 dude but like if you don't like it it's not for you you don't have to you don't have to listen to it in fact I prefer you not I prefer you not but I don't know yeah yeah I've had I've had a couple nasty very hateful messages sent to me and I'm just like I think it's hilarious
02:05:36
Speaker
I think you're doing something right when you get haters. yeah I think i think there those those come from people who are attention seekers. and and i'm not you know and i And I try very hard. I try very hard. I think I do a pretty good job. Every once in
Dealing with Criticism in Music
02:05:52
Speaker
a while, we'll get the random comment where somebody will well shit on what we do here. And I'm just like, whatever.
02:05:58
Speaker
Scroll past it. But then every once in while, you know somebody somebody will comment, and then one of our followers or our friends will will will clap back at them and then I gotta put in the comment don't waste your breath on them, they're not worth it and I think that hurts worse than anything else is the fact that the actual creator is putting that out there like, don't waste your time and energy on them, they're not worth it I go thanks for supporting the algorithm thanks for boosting yeah comment away I hate watch, it's still a watch
02:06:33
Speaker
Yeah, a watch is a watch, a listen is a listen, a comment is a comment, man. um You know, there have been a few people have gotten under my skin on it, you know, but I'm human at the end of the day, but I try very hard not to. It's just like, I've said it on on multiple shows here.
02:06:49
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If you watch us and you don't like us, thank you. You know, I think watch is still a watch at the end of the day, you know? So I appreciate that. oh I'm guilty of that.
02:07:01
Speaker
There's some people that I just want to, you know, like, why are you making music, bro? Like, what are you doing? Stop it. And then I still find myself, hey, put something new out. And I'm like, right, let's see if they've gotten any better. No, damn it. Why do I do this to myself?
02:07:19
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Like a. It's like an abusive relationship, man. They promised they were going to change. They said they would be better. They said they would do better music, Blaze. And here I am.
02:07:30
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With two black eyes. Only one, shame on you. Exactly. Two black eyes trying to tell people that I walked into a kitchen sink. Nobody believes it. don't know what to say.
02:07:44
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No. Callie won't do that to me. what' home
02:07:52
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Yeah, we get it out into the music. We can't go to jail. Yeah.
02:08:01
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What, you guys don't walk around bail money in your pocket? Shit. Hell no, not the kind of bail I would need. You've got two choices. Don't break the law get ah yeah We actually, we had a song that didn't make it on the album called No Fail.
02:08:20
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We probably will still release it. It's a pretty good, it's a pretty good story. do like It's a true story, Now I'm like... Oh, well, don't you see? You can't tease us.
02:08:31
Speaker
Now you gotta put it out. I will. i will, for sure. We will. now it's now it's destined Now it's destined to come out. 10, 20 years down the road, like it's like like old garage music re-released and yeah Yeah. i love i e definitely go ahead You definitely strike me as the type of person, Callie, that's like, if I end up behind bars, yep, I need to I said I will never go back. You'll never catch me in jail ever again.
02:09:02
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It just won't happen. I will get out of it. Again. Again. How many times were again? Just one time. That's all I needed to learn my lesson. Kelly's got a record.
02:09:16
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I got a sheet. We got a real criminal on here, ladies and gentlemen. but three hey man, everybody loves a villain. What can I say? Hey, yeah look at the a you know, everybody loves a red flag at the end of the day. Exactly.
02:09:32
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People eat that shit up. They love chaos. Absolutely. Absolutely. No, you're you're a damn trip.
02:09:44
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You are a rare breed. You're a dying breed, young lady. and we And we love you for it.
02:09:50
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Gotta keep it alive. Feisty women. yeah Yeah, keep it interesting. Like I said. I'm engaged in chaos luck is Buck is prepared He's got Bellmine He's ready He knows he literally he goes he goes Don't do that You can't go to jail Don't do that so don't show up at this dude's house unannounced You'll go to jail And I'm like He's like we can't play If we don't have a singer i was like and i wish i i wish I had a friend like that Don't stab him for the band Okay fine
02:10:26
Speaker
If had a friend like that when I was young, man, don't show to her house on an ounce. Just don't walk it. What? I am the polar opposite. I am the polar opposite friend. I'm like, what's the worst that could happen?
02:10:40
Speaker
This could be a lot of fun. Not only that, but we're going to have one hell of a story to tell tomorrow. Yeah, let's film it. you're You're the guy that's like, let's fucking film it. Let's do it. It's be fun.
02:10:53
Speaker
Who cares if we go to jail? Because you're filming it man. You're putting evidence out. We're going have a hell of a story to tell down the road.
02:11:05
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Buck said you do me no good in jail. but
02:11:11
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I'm just saying. You know, I annoyed the fuck out of them in my cell, too. I just sang the whole time. i mean mean... The whole fucking day. Why did you go to jail and were you drunk? What?
02:11:27
Speaker
I was boozy. I was yo, wait, let me get one more phone call. I got to call my producer. The acoustics in here. Yeah.
02:11:39
Speaker
one more phone call i got to call my producer the acoustics in here look he so yeah um i'm here can we just Can we just record in here? Bring the whole band in.
02:11:51
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Bring them all in here. Lock us all up. Oh, man, that would be dope. The next album is the Jailhouse album. I mean, ah Johnny Cash did it. Johnny Cash did it. yeah Why can't you guys do it?
02:12:02
Speaker
You know, had inquired about getting my mugshot, and they were like, we don't have it anymore. And I was like, that's a lie. I was like, you just know I look damn good in that mugshot. You're not. i mean we we could one That would be an awesome album That was a weird thing. And i do i I asked them, I was like, well, so what do people do? Like, am I supposed to smile? Like, am I just supposed to stand there? And they're like, just be you. So I like did this like little, like little.
02:12:32
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Like I knew I fucked up and I was like, whatever. I'm proud of you. And then I was looking at my picture the whole time and I was like, damn, that's good. that's That's a good photo.
02:12:47
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It's going to be my only one. It's going to be the best. Mugshot Shorty. Which one is Oh, yeah. Mugshot Shorty.
02:13:00
Speaker
We follow them. They're a guilty pleasure. It's such a I love it. i love it Even I follow it. I'm like, damn, she hot. I bet she's crazy. Oh, yeah, you know they're all batshit crazy.
02:13:12
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Every single one of them. Totally. Certifiable. yeah yeah that's
02:13:20
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Certifiably to have a good time. Or in jail again. In jail. You know, i sometimes, man, you got to weigh the options. Is it worth it?
02:13:33
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Because... It's probably not. every time Unfortunately, every time the scale goes, yeah, this is going to be fun. just Just do it. Whatever happens, happens.
02:13:47
Speaker
Worst case scenario, I end up on the back of a milk carton. I don't know. That's what I'm saying. I've done some questionable things in my life to the point that I'm like, how am I still alive? I know, but how am I still here?
02:13:59
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here yeah Like i said, if if chaos was a person, it would be my fiance. And i mean I love every fucking minute of it. I never know. i never know which variation is going to wake up.
02:14:12
Speaker
but Like, who do we get today? And I love everyone. Which one of your yeah famous personalities? yeah And I love absolutely every one of them. She's an amazing woman. She tolerates my dumb ass, but it is it is always...
02:14:27
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like a choose your own adventure book too. I know if I go down path I'll be A. Path B is a little bit questionable.
02:14:38
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like It's a little hairy. it's a little hairy But it's so much funner. like My fiance is an amazing woman. she's she She puts up with a lot for my dumb ass. but she is She's an amazing woman. keeps me on toes.
02:14:56
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if he blazes battery died it did
02:15:03
Speaker
I don't know is that your real first name what Josh is your name is your name my real name is your name Glick ah i was you talking to me or and is your namelick I don't know what she's talking about.
Personal Stories and Humor
02:15:21
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So, but actually, pi it it is my it is my real last name. Okay, tight. My roommate went by Glick, and that was it was her grandma's last name.
02:15:35
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What if you guys are related? That's crazy. You probably are related. We probably are. like's Every Glick I've ever met, I'm related to. It's not a super common name. Yeah, I mean, I know.
02:15:48
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when i've heard you Really? I've never met a Glick before. i ever sorry that's it's not it's it's No, it's not a common name. It's not a common name. Every Glick I've ever met. I don't know i don't know if you remember, again, and I don't know how old you are, but your parents might know.
02:16:06
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um If you don't remember, we used to have Glick's Furniture in Columbus, in Central Ohio. um They were actually... they were actually They were actually relatives. They were in the in the in but family tree.
02:16:22
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But, yeah, no, um it's very good possibility because, like I said, everybody I've ever met with the last name, we've somehow, in some way, shape, or form, been related. It is not a very common name.
02:16:34
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But it's my last name. My first name is super white and super common. So I've always, like, everybody's always just called me Glick. Mm-hmm.
02:16:45
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Yeah. teachers, co-workers, employees. My first name's Chris. but It's very male. It is. it is It is 100% white bread and mayonnaise sandwich common. like i I think I graduated with six six or seven Chris's.
02:17:10
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that's So everybody's just always called me Glick. So that's what I go by. But that is my actual last name. So But i also I also hate my first name. I mean, it was either Chris or Dustin.
02:17:21
Speaker
So I was and did not win the first name lottery by no means. You did not. so But yeah, no, sorry.
02:17:36
Speaker
I would like to change my first name to Glick. My Facebook says Glick. Glick, Glick, Glick. Glick, Glick. like like Yeah, so so i one of the so i brought up Blacktop Mojo earlier in the show.
02:17:51
Speaker
They're friends of the network. We actually reached out to them when I first started the very first podcast, or the when we first started doing this before it was a network, and it was just one show.
02:18:03
Speaker
And I asked if it would be okay to play their music because I was a fan of them. Loved their music. And didn't think I would hear back from them, but I want i always want to ask artists to play their music. you know, I don't want to just play it.
02:18:14
Speaker
And in less than five minutes, the lead singer, Matt, messaged me back on Instagram. was like, hell yeah, brother. Play all you want, man. Just make sure you shout us out. So they've, over the years, they've become friends of the the podcast and stuff. We've had Matt on a couple of times. And they were doing a show here and Columbus, down on High Street, and a little small venue.
02:18:38
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And I went.
02:18:40
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um And this like this is like Dive bar, dive bar, man I was like two feet away from the stage So when they came out They were like right there like There was a couple times where Matt and I were Face to face singing their songs You know um But one of the opening bands I became friends with them And they played at a little tiny Pote-up town i Actually my quote-unquote hometown And they were like Yo man we're playing in this town, you ever heard of And I'm like yeah dude, it's like a half hour from me Actually was born there And drove out to see him and I was at the bar and we were, ah we were there and we were, I was at the bar and talking to a few people and some drunk chick, she's like, what's your name? And I was like, click. And she was like, click, click, boom.
02:19:23
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Like the song. And I said, yes, just like the song. yeah just like that especially like She like, she was like, she was like, how do we find you on Facebook? Because Matt, the lead singer of the band, which is no longer together.
02:19:40
Speaker
you know he He had come over and we were singing together. And I don't sing, but we were singing or fucking around. He introduced me to everybody as you know host of the show. and done and and So everybody there kind of were talking to me like I knew the band. And I'm like, how?
02:19:57
Speaker
This is the second time I've hung out with the guys. I don't know them like that. So she was like, you should change your Facebook to click, click, boom, so everybody can find you. Now I'm like, Facebook because her husband, then as I was trying to show them, he took my phone and was like, here, I'll just do it for you.
02:20:14
Speaker
You know, some internet nerd. Yeah, my Facebook actually says Glick Glick. but what fuck People are like, is your first name Glick, last name Glick? Yes, that's the story. This is me, Glick Glick.
02:20:30
Speaker
My parents just named me Glick Glick. Just like the song, apparently. Crazy. My parents had special needs.
02:20:49
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Love love on the spectrum. That was my mom and dad. Sorry. Here's a
02:20:58
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there so here's the era There's an urn joke under your seat there somewhere. Yeah, I know. I was just going to say, sorry,
02:21:11
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mom. RIP. Might be the only guy on the planet who has his dead mom's ashes under his driver's seat. Really? and it works Yeah. but yeah mom They're just there. you ever plan on taking them and doing anything with them?
02:21:28
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Well, yeah, I would like to actually put them in an actual urn instead of the Tupperware container they're in.
02:21:36
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Better than Voyager's can, guess. Actually, I seen the other day I was i was doom scrolling on a ah I don't remember what it was.
02:21:50
Speaker
One of the yeah one of the know man one of them ads on Facebook caught my attention. one of those shopping sites. And I actually found that they make necklace urns and they've got some that are small, but they've got Molnir.
02:22:10
Speaker
I'm about to blow your mind, dude. But they've got ah they've got a Molnir and I was like, I could put mom into, at least a little bit of mom into a Molnir and hang it from my rear view mirror.
02:22:21
Speaker
There's a paranormal reason why my mom's in my car. but Okay. she'scycl She's a fucking psychopath.
02:22:32
Speaker
I had... So when mom passed away, i was giving her ashes. My idiot stepdad showed her. He was like, I got your mom's ashes. You want some? I'm like, a you just I just picked up this sack of Coke, man. You like he's a filmmaker on trip? I got your mom's lashes.
02:23:01
Speaker
This guy was a moron. And I'm like, yeah, I would definitely like to have my mom's ashes. You got something to put them in?
02:23:12
Speaker
Why are they going away, partner? Like, we were getting my ex-wife and I were getting ready to move to South Carolina, and we were at a going-away party. I'm thinking, no, not really right on hand. I didn't bring my carry-on urn with me.
02:23:27
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ah Yeah, no, one of my one of my cousins or something was like, it' just just ask Joanne, which is my stepmom, for one of our Tupperware containers. So my mom is currently in a Tupperware container wrapped in Ziploc bag under my car seat. But anyways...
02:23:43
Speaker
So I had her, we moved down to Charleston. I had her in the closet in a box, like with all my keepsakes, you know, with the important stuff, you keep it all together. So one night I'm sitting down there in the labor room, watching TV, whatever, all hell breaks loose in the closet. Everything comes flying down off the shelves, flies into the hallway.
02:24:03
Speaker
Well, I think left on the shelf is mom. Like, Oh, what the fuck? Clean everything up. couple, A couple weeks later, it happens again. Jesus fucking Christ.
02:24:15
Speaker
I was like, where can I put mom so that like if something happens, she doesn't get spilled all over the fucking place and she ends up in a vacuum. So I just put her under my car. Then we moved. I moved into my house.
02:24:27
Speaker
Same thing. Had her in a closet. We were there a month or so. I'm downstairs in my garage. This was like my man cave, my area. All hell breaks loose in the closet behind me. The only thing left on the shelves is my mom.
02:24:40
Speaker
Everything else is just everywhere. Mom is pissed. back mom the car well back to the yeah Back to the car she goes. Moved back home to Ohio. I'm in my bedroom one night.
02:24:50
Speaker
This is the first time it ever happened where people could actually see it or like kind of witness it to a certain degree. ah
02:25:01
Speaker
i don't I think I was live streaming on TikTok or something. I don't know if we were doing the show at that this point or not. all hell butt And people hear it. They're like, what the fuck is happening in your house? I'm like, shit.
02:25:14
Speaker
Bedroom closet. Everything's thrown off the shelves. The only thing that's left is mom sitting, chilling. And I'm like, hey, well, back to it. And I'm trying to tell people on TikTok. I think I was on TikTok.
02:25:26
Speaker
Like, what the hell just happened? And they all think I'm a fucking lunatic. Back to the car she goes. And that's where she's been ever since. Because apparently that's where she wants to be. Take a mom for a ride.
02:25:37
Speaker
mom take the wheel and My mom's name was Rhonda. So, I'm trackable. Love you, brother. Nikki, my fiance, she she calls her road rage Rhonda because she'll slide out from underneath the driver's seat from time to time and hit the back of your ankles. and Push out on the accelerator. She calls her road rage Rhonda.
02:26:02
Speaker
So, yeah, that's the weird story of why my mom's in Tupperware under my driver's seat. for the umpteenth time that I've told it on this network. I that. If you got an extra thousand bucks, I know a dude down in Oregon does hand-blown glass urns, and he can do, he can do put some of the ashes in a glass pendant as well.
02:26:25
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um Well, Blaze, I suggest you and I get on doing what we need to do, and I'll have an thousand bucks. Yeah, he makes some great glass work. It's pretty cool.
02:26:37
Speaker
Ben Jamming. I forgot what he calls his glass line, but his name is Benjamin. We call him Ben-Jan.
02:26:49
Speaker
I don't know if you're... Do want to be cremated? Do you want to be buried? to Me? oh i you know Honestly, I prefer to be cremated, but honestly, after I die, I don't care what anybody does. Yeah, right? I'm like, download my body to science. I don't give a fuck. Put me in a museum.
02:27:03
Speaker
As soon as I die, I no longer exist. It is what it is. What? If you guys thought I was done blowing your mind, I am not.
02:27:15
Speaker
When I die... you going to pull out a Tupperware urn? Nope. When I die, and it's my and I'm going to put it in my will, I am to be stuffed.
02:27:27
Speaker
Taxi Dermy? Fuck yeah, I'm down. Get like this, like these people. yeah ah Yeah, and and my kids my kids have to take turns having me at their house, you know, a month at a time, whatever.
02:27:40
Speaker
No, you get dad this week. No, I'm a party. I can't have dad at the house. And I want to have, like, um Actually, i'm I'm kind of a little nervous because my kids are my offspring, but I want to have like, I want to have like hinges put in so that I can be posed.
02:27:56
Speaker
So you like, so you can with love that. I want it.
Creative Legacy and Funeral Plans
02:28:06
Speaker
like yeah fa that you not yeah you um can take me to the bar with you and put a beer in my hand and news i love that and i i wonder I wonder what's more expensive. Taxidermy That's got to be illegal. I feel like you can't.
02:28:23
Speaker
I don't know. ah human? I don't know. It sounds expensive. sounds very expensive. Taxidermy? I'm going to sell you a dime bag of mom. I'm going to take bathroom break. I'll be right back. Go ahead.
02:28:39
Speaker
go ahead MK, I love you, bro. He's like, he's like you're a dime bag of mom. I'm learning so much about you today. man. i'm gonna I'm going to have to turn out of here here in a moment.
02:28:52
Speaker
With a push-button voice box that says stuff. Yeah, right? Yeah. I absolutely i absolutely want to. I absolutely don't i want a voice box put in there so that you know I can say my random clickisms. You're one-liners.
02:29:08
Speaker
You're like i build a Build-A-Bear, but it's Build-A-Glick. Yeah, build a clique. On Sundays, you put me in the recliner and put a beer in my hand, dress me up in my brown skier so I could watch the Cleveland Browns. Oh, taxidermy business idea, build a human.
02:29:29
Speaker
Oh, man. Yeah, push button fucking audio box. yeah Crazy. What about the dog? dog I wonder how much it would have cost to taxidermy.
02:29:42
Speaker
Has a human ever been taxidermy? I don't think so, and I don't know, but I mean... Besides, I'm not talking about what a Ed Gain did. I mean, has anybody... didn't taxidermy anybody.
02:29:56
Speaker
No, he didn't, but I wonder i wonder if he was ever... made a human lampshade, isn't that right? Yeah. That's not exactly taxidermy. I mean, that's close. I it's in the ballpark. think there's a lot of forms and stuff that you have sign off on and give consent.
02:30:14
Speaker
I don't want to be Build-A-Bear style when I die. Don't fucking take my organs out, bend me over, and shove a metal pole my ass. I'm not down for that. that's all
02:30:27
Speaker
i'm not down for that I can just see two big burly guys holding the Glick dollop sitting there rotating around the fucking metal the metal pipe fucking shooting stuffing up his butt.
02:30:42
Speaker
Yes. this This has gone off the rails, guys. his but
02:30:49
Speaker
ah Shout out to Callie. She's right here. She's like, I'm here. I'm here for it. I'm here for it. I love this shit. i'm gonna The weirder the conversation, the better. Nobody... it Keep it interesting. Tell tell me the weird shit.
02:31:03
Speaker
There's some fucking artist in Spain or something who you can donate your body to, and he pulls your like bones out the backside of you and like turns them into wings like you're like an angel.
02:31:17
Speaker
don't know what he then does with it if he puts them on display, but it's... Yeah, that's that's great. Well, there's ah there's a guy out there that i seen this a few years back.
02:31:28
Speaker
When your loved ones pass away, if they have like tattoos, like you know I've got this big arm piece. If one of my kids wanted it, like he would fillet it off of my arm and preserve it and then like put it into like a shadow box. so They would have like my arm piece that they could keep forever.
02:31:48
Speaker
That's fucking tight. I'm definitely going to that.
02:31:52
Speaker
That's so tight. Whether you want it or not, you're going to get my tattoos. yeah So taxidermy is illegal de facto because all laws pertaining to the disposal of human bodies ahvari is already in law. Wouldn't that be like desecration or what are what do they call it? Yeah, it goes against this. even Even if the person requests it, it's still illegal.
02:32:21
Speaker
Yeah. Sorry, Blake, you thought... No, you can always find some. Well, yeah, if you have enough money, you can buy a loophole for something like this. i could it is a so kidney on the I could sell a kidney on the black market. Technically, it's illegal, but can go on to the black market and find a I could find a human taxidermist. I mean, if you're if you're trading your your organs so you can, in the future, fill them up with stuffing, they're probably trash. No, I'm not selling my organs for that, but I'm just saying we could go on the dark web and find a human taxidermist. Somebody will do it.
02:33:00
Speaker
Somebody will do it. There's an old saying, Blaze, money talks and bullshit walks. That's what I'm talking about. I believe it. You find the right person. Where there's a will, there's a way. And I mean, I guess in this case, their literal will.
02:33:15
Speaker
Goddamn right. You know what I want to have? I want to not i want to have the one of the push-button things that not only like drops my famous Glickisms, as I like to call them, my little one-liners that I'm known for, but also we're going to insert like ah like a one-touch jukebox.
02:33:32
Speaker
And then like all the artists that have ever been on Glick's House of Music can live eternally through me. And
Podcast Conclusion and Social Media Connections
02:33:38
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people can just be like, come up and hit like A3 and hear Callie in the boot and rally.
02:33:42
Speaker
I got a whole like that touch screen i right on my chest. Callie in the boot and rally. Where gator? It's a Glick box. It's a Glick 2 box. I'm a Glick box. I'm a Glick box. I'm a Glick box.
02:33:57
Speaker
Well, Glick, Callie, it was lu nice talking to you. Guys, i've I've got to bow out. It's my bedtime. It is. I'm i'm pretty tired.
02:34:08
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um it was Thanks for having me up here, Glick. Dr. Callie. call yeah You're always a delight. I think you're a very talented woman. Good luck in the future. and Yeah, heck yeah. um Yeah, keep in touch. Find me on social, whatever. Yeah.
02:34:26
Speaker
yeah Actually, I have. Correct me if I'm wrong, but this is your guys' sentence right there, right? There it is. That be her?
02:34:38
Speaker
I know. It doesn't really fit. It's it's a mouthful. It's a lot.
02:34:44
Speaker
you know sometimes for for it It is, but it fits. you know And that's how I felt, too.
02:34:54
Speaker
yeah but But it works. i mean it It's a lot, but it works. Because we talked about the name. like we We talked about before where the name come from. And I was curious because I know what boot and rally means.
02:35:09
Speaker
And that's exactly what you said it was. You just fucking go, man. and oh yeah You know? Yeah. Got the puke and rally, which is essentially the same thing, bro. Yeah.
02:35:19
Speaker
Yeah, man. Full send live life. and And if anybody has a hard time finding them, all you have to do is find out or follow us. We're not, I mean, nonsensible network. You follow us. I've tagged her in everything. I tagged her on our YouTube tonight.
02:35:33
Speaker
On the Instagram, their tag. And on the Facebook, their tag. So you can find Facebook, Instagram, and YouTube just by going to our channels in the description. You know? I try to do that to make it very easy because sometimes people are like, I can't find ah it'd be something that's super simple. like Like I had a guy out here ah while back, AJG.
02:35:57
Speaker
AJ3 underscore 305. We can't find him. Go to my YouTube. Go to my Instagram. and click on it. I tag. There you go. It's not that. That's simple. so Yeah.
02:36:10
Speaker
They're not kinda hard to find. And actually, actually you could actually go to the Google box and type in Callie in the Booting Rally. And you guys, there's nobody else out there.
02:36:22
Speaker
You guys are the first ones to pop up. I'm not really competing for the name. So that's the cool thing. You have a name that stands out like we do. The Nonsensical Network. There ain't no other nonsensical networks out there.
02:36:34
Speaker
You put us in the Google box. e And then you guys, boom. you know there's a good time. alling the boot ra like and yeah you Somebody's to jail by the end of the night.
02:36:45
Speaker
yeah Somebody's going to jail by the end of the night. No. Holy shit. That's been over two and a half hours already. oh and I was just about to say, I just looked at the time and I was like, whoa, he's going to bed early. And then I was like, oh shit, it's what? It's 11 there?
02:37:03
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Yes, it's 11 there. um No, I don't want to keep you any longer. Kelly, you know, i love you. You know, you're always welcome here. Thank you so much. This is always so fun. Like, I just like shoot this shit with the homies, man.
02:37:17
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I wish I could actually be, when when I come to Ohio, I'm going I'm going to hit you up. going to get you hella drunk. If you don't, on goal Yeah, if you don't hit me up when you come to Ohio, I'm going to be pissed.
02:37:29
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I absolutely want to. If you're ever free on a Saturday night, I think I told you this before. If you're ever free on a Saturday night, let me know and feel free and come up. All we do, we we literally, and you don't have to stay the whole time.
02:37:43
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We literally hang out for six hours on Saturday nights. We do a live show and we just hang out and just have fun and talk about whatever comes up and whatever happens, happens. And I think you would fit right in with our with our rowdiness and our craziness. i Hell yeah, I'm down.
02:38:01
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I mean, even if I'm still in office, I'll just, you know, chill. Chill on my, you know, my little space. Shit, we start at 7, 7.30 our time. Okay, yeah. hours. Damn. know?
02:38:16
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then like i said we go six hours damn As you can see, man, we just how did we really just like lost three hours. like It was gone. yeah like that It happens. yeah it happens and That's the cool thing about... you know like I think it's a really nice thing about rehashing and and having people come back on this show because all that pressure is gone.
02:38:38
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and We've already hung out once before. All that pressure is gone. Obviously, I want to hear about what's going on new in your guys' world musically, but outside of that, just fucking hang out, shoot your shit, see what you're doing and whatnot. So, you know, you take all that pressure away.
02:38:53
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um But yeah, I would, I would absolutely love to have you come up. I think you would, I think you would blow a lot of people's minds if you rolled up on a Saturday night. I would love it. Let's do it.
02:39:06
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And I think you would 100% hang with the crowd and, and, and just have a good time, you know? And like, so we do that literally every Saturday night.
02:39:17
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So, Anytime you're free or available, just let us know. we we do a thing we call the Open Door Challenge. So we drop the link in the chat and literally all anybody has to do is click that link. But if you were to message me and be like, hey, I want to come up, I'll personally send you the link as well. Okay. Cool.
02:39:37
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ah But yeah, absolutely. i'll i'll be i'll be I'll be hurt if if you come to Ohio and don't hit me. That won't happen. That won't happen. And I do. I think I probably will come this summer.
02:39:48
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i mean, my mom's been bugging me. it It's been over a year since I've been home. so Hell yeah. but Buck, I would love to meet you, bro. Come up on a Saturday night, man. For real.
02:39:59
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Come up, man. I would love to meet you, bro. Buck is funny as shit, too. The whole band is funny. I would say we spend the majority of our practice like laughing and making fun of each other.
02:40:11
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That's basically what we do on Saturday nights. we we we we We turn out, we we we get we get a little tipsy, and we just talk shit and bust balls.
02:40:23
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I mean, that's the extent of Saturday night. There's There's really not a whole lot of... i mean, we we try to throw in some actual conversation from time to time, but it's just a lot of shit talking.
02:40:33
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and And just... and it I say guys being guys because, unfortunately, um we don't have the largest female following. Actually, we have next to no female following, which... It's not like we're being gross, nasty, derogatory or anything towards women. It's just a bunch of guys hanging out.
02:40:56
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telling fart jokes, making fun of each other for having small penises, and then wherever the conversation goes. Sometimes the conversation gets really weird and really twisted. I love twisted. Life is short. Keep it weird, man.
02:41:09
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um Yeah, exactly, exactly. yeah ah Definitely, you know you're welcome anytime. We'll have you back up on here to chit-chat some more about the music or just hang out. It don't matter to me.
02:41:22
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Buck, you're always welcome, bro. Like I said, don't know you. Would love to meet you. Would love to see your face. um and And most importantly, make sure you're okay. We're worried about you.
02:41:36
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He's hostage. Do we need to send in this a special forces team to break you free? Don't blink, Buck. don't blin but Oh, it's okay, Buck.
02:41:52
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i We're your safe space. Flix House of Music is your safe space.
02:41:58
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um I want to play one more song before we jump out of here tonight. um I do. I love i love getting the opportunity to hang out with you. This is this has been great. I want to play one more song. You're more than welcome to hang out. I want to come back and do mike my spiel and all that jazz. I'm not going to make you run away or tell you you got to go anywhere.
02:42:17
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Actually, we've been talking about it all night, I want to play Wargator. Wargator. um Then I've got to do my spiel. and Actually, before I do my spiel, um I'll let you do your spiel. If you want to promote the album, promote the songs, let everybody where to find you all that jazz. We'll play one more song and come back and do all that.
02:42:38
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play a little Let me get to my buttons here. Oh, Wargator. There it is.
02:42:51
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a
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I'm
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I find yourself soaring in from the old boat trees Looking like Spanish moss in the good old southern breeze
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You don't want to
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Cause oh, death's dark and you'll find yourself swinging from the open-broken trees Looking like Spanish hearts the good old Southern brain
02:46:20
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You
02:47:00
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You're a Klansman. Beware the were-gator. Watch out. Watch A were-gator is going to get you. like that. No hoods in my head.
02:47:14
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Buck said you're very mean to him.
02:47:17
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Oh, he's just being a baby. I'm so nice of you, buddy.
02:47:24
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i'm so nice
02:47:29
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Before we jump out of here, before we get out of here at the end of the night, um let everybody know. Let everybody know about the new album, where they can find it at, where they can listen to it at, where they can find you guys at, where they can follow you guys at.
02:47:43
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And,
02:47:46
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okay. You posted her ah on Instagram. I think it's got one of the new songs on it.
02:47:59
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Let me see here. oh let me get to the right Instagram page. yep There it is.
02:48:07
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And I almost posted this in my reels.
02:48:11
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You posted a picture promoting the album with Must Be the Full Moon playing. But I didn't post it on our story and I'm like,
02:48:23
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I mean, she did put it on Instagram, but I don't want to get in trouble for it. Oh, yeah, no. Yeah, it was definitely a little racy. It was a little racy. I feel like you gotta do a little risque to get people to click on it. I mean, it worked. yeah well we will We will be throwing it up into our story as long as you're okay with it. Oh, yeah. yeah as you guys As you guys promote more songs from the album and and whatnot, one of the things I try to do is and you Show a little love to all the artists and throw you guys up in our stories when I remember.
02:48:59
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but um But yeah, like I said, let everybody know where they can find you. let them know about the new album and um where they can listen to the new album at. um let's see so the album is called wake snakes um you can search it pretty much anywhere whether you are on apple music or pandora or itunes um let's see spotify what am i missing youtubes all of the All of the platforms. Wherever you stream music, it's it's there.
02:49:31
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um You can find us on Instagram and Facebook. And we have a TikTok. I don't really know how to use it. But we try.
02:49:43
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um we We don't have the biggest social media presence right now. It's definitely something we are shooting for to expand. But yeah. ah If you saw us here, send us a message. Say, hey, we saw you on the podcast. you know Follow, like, get involved. We're going to releasing some more teasers and stuff soon. and Hopefully, Wes's music video will come out. but yeah Get on that boot and rally bandwagon. Follow. along boom rally' and now
02:50:16
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I am really curious to see what you do with the Wes song, with the Wes video. I love that song. ah that that might That might be my favorite song off the album.
02:50:29
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Yeah, Wes? I like it. Yeah, I really like it. It's very special to me. it's um The music video, I mean, if you like are into the whole Bonnie and Clyde thing, it is very much... that's Yeah, that's what I got out of it. very yeah Very Bonnie and Clyde. Very, like, what's going on, Sky's the Limit? What's going on, Nerdverse? And what's going on, Beast Mode?
02:50:51
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Appreciate you. It's very... Very kind of, got a little bit of a Lady Gaga, Judas vibe. Oh, okay. yeah like yeah Yeah.
02:51:03
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But yeah, it's it's probably it's probably one of my favorite songs off the album. um We've been playing that since you guys you guys dropped that before the album came out, so we've been playing it out here for a hot minute.
02:51:14
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Yeah, when did she come out? She came out? When did that come out? I don't even remember. Was it January? Was it this year? Was it last year? Yeah, it was either very, very early this year or very late last year. If I can get my... Oh, it was right after the election. Oh my God, I forgot. i forgot It was like right after the election, I think.
02:51:38
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Oh, hey. I put in Kelly and the Booten Rally on YouTube. Right there's your guys' page. And then just below that is ah some asshole Glicks House of Music. Whoever that dirt thing is.
02:51:52
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I love it. Yeah, Wes came out two months ago. Two months. So yeah, right yeah right around right around the election-ish. Something like that.
02:52:06
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Shit, I don't know. Everywhere-ish.
02:52:11
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They're all blurred. All the months blur together anyway. At this point, yeah, I can't believe it's already April. ah I know. It is it is April first Happy April Fool's Day, by the way.
02:52:22
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you didn't get pranked too hard. This is not an April Fool's Day prank. This is a real podcast. This is real live.
02:52:36
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I feel like that's all the nonsense we'll network is. One very long April Fool's Day prank. One long prank. On on ah the entire internet world.
02:52:47
Speaker
But no, guys, check check it out. Obviously, Callie's been here twice. She's awesome. I'm actually... ah got i got i got a little i got a little busy. Personal life, podcasting, and and and stuff like that. And I wasn't able to make all the clips that I wanted to. So I'm actually going back through through the episodes of Glick's House of Music where I wasn't able to clip. So I'm clipping stuff. And it's a little it's a little older Oh, excuse me.
02:53:15
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But um um I'm trying to get clips so I can start pushing stuff out. um So there will be stuff from the previousview the previous interview with Callie. And then there's going to be stuff from tonight as well.
02:53:29
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But um yeah know check out our check out our socials. check out You can get the full show replay on Spotify, everywhere you listen to podcasts at. And it is on YouTube as well.
02:53:40
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You can watch the replay of when Callie was here the first time. She... She is an absolute joy. i got nothing but love for you. I think you're an amazing ah musician and person.
02:53:54
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Look forward to hanging out with you anytime we can. and I'm definitely looking forward to hanging out with you in person i you when you get when you get up here. I think you've been think even Nikki, my fiance, she's a fan of your guys' music and a whatnot. She even hit hit us up with a little share from the page today but that you were coming back on tonight. I was.
02:54:15
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So, you know, anytime we can hang out with you, you're always welcome. I mean that Saturday nights, I definitely want to check out. I want to meet Buck. So you guys are welcome anytime. Like I said, just follow us on the socials. Hit us up. yeah already We already follow each other.
02:54:35
Speaker
Hit me up. Say, hey, I'm free tonight. I'll make sure you got the link. I'll make sure you have to keep somebody else's pay. Got a VIP coming in. Make room. Make room. um scoots Yeah, skedaddle, skedaddle. Call peasants.
02:54:49
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Kelly's coming through. shit and and and and And her minion Buck is here too. so My minion Buck. He is my little minion.
02:54:58
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Poor Buck. We love Buck. Buck's awesome. but no check Make sure you guys check out the Nonsensical Network. We are everywhere. Facebook, Instagram, X, and TikTok. Shows live Monday through Sunday on YouTube, Facebook, and Twitch.
02:55:14
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02:55:27
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It's not your typical interview. don't do i don't do that boring shit. We're all about having a good time And conversating Wednesdays is what the fuck news I'm riding solo Telling you the stories in the news That make me say what the fuck So if they make me say what the fuck More likely they're going to make you say what the fuck as well Thursday nights Wally's back With cold-blooded conversations Everything that revolves around Dinosaurs and dragons Or as he says, reptiles It is the reptile world That Wally is discussing And as we learned
02:56:02
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guy has like 475 different dragons and dinosaurs living in his house. ah The other night, Saturday night. Friday nights, our boys Blaze and Mike are doing their thing. It's all about the movies, man.
02:56:17
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02:56:30
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Nonsensical nonsense. It is the cornerstone. it is the foundation. it is what started this network. It's your boy. i am riding solo on Saturday nights as well. I say that I'm riding solo, but it is the open door challenge, and everybody and anybody is welcome.
02:56:45
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All you got to do is hit that link in the chat and come on in and hang out. All we ask is that you turn your camera on, and please, for the love of God, keep your genitalia to yourself.
02:56:57
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Yes, I have to put that warning label on there, Callie, because we've seen way too many wieners on Saturday nights.
02:57:07
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And don't forget, every other Saturday afternoon, Cash and me. Cash is my youngest. Him and i are are talking all things wrestling. We'll be back this Saturday at noon.
02:57:20
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02:57:37
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02:57:49
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He likes to dress a little fancy from time to time when he shows up on Sundays. So we call him our attorney here on the network. So check out all the shows. We are live Monday through Sunday. You can listen to us anytime, anyplace, wherever you listen to podcasts at.
02:58:04
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02:58:17
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02:58:28
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She does his stuff. And she does my brosters, paranormal ghost investigations company. She does all of our stuff. And she will very soon be doing a new company that Blaze and I are working on starting.
02:58:42
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Beauty and the Beard Creative Corner. With that being said, thank you guys for listening. Thank you guys for hanging out. Callie, always a pleasure. Thanks, sir. Definitely enjoyed hanging out with you. Looking forward to doing it again. got i got to hit this button. you don't have to run away if you don't want to. we can We'll be backstage in just a second and we can say our final adooms. Perfect.
02:59:22
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Do you have anything you'd like to lead the audience with? You know, just keep it weird. Keep it weird. I feel like that was the theme of today's conversation. Keep it fucking weird, man.
02:59:34
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Be you. Keep it fucking weird, man. Go to jail. Hashtag worth it. to jail. Hashtag go to jail. but I went to jail because Glick and Callie told me to.
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well You're an idiot for listening to it. I'll hit this button here. and As always, ladies and gentlemen, you know what I tell you. Be good. Be good at it.
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