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Nonsensical Nonsense: We should come with a warning label Part 2
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Done kicked the door off the hinges and we letting everyone in!! Who's ready to accept the Open Door Challenge??
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Open Panel Invitation
00:00:00
Speaker
Uh, we also have, um, Jeebus, Jeebus Cribbist. Jeebus is here? We got a link. We got the door wide the fuck open tonight, man. You guys can all come in here and hang out with us. You're welcome to.
00:00:14
Speaker
Um, this is our Saturday night open panel, our open door challenge. Hell yeah. We like to come in here. You degenerate motherfuckers. Let's have some fun. Yeah, you degenerate sons of bitches. Lazy Jedi, you should go on Twitter and tag us and tell all your assholes to follow us.
00:00:32
Speaker
d well And I used asshole as the term of endearment because we're assholes. Goes without saying.
00:00:41
Speaker
yeah like some assholes. Yeah, you do. love to Chris ah like me some assholes yeah do
00:00:51
Speaker
ah i love to careish when when when jeat When Jedi and I cuddle and I caress his pasty white skin, it's like, man, it's amazing.
Nicknames and Sponsorships
00:01:04
Speaker
It's so pasty. The albino. The albino and the Sasquatch. Hey, welcome back, Wally. I thought you quit. The albino and the Sasquatch. I just can't stay away.
00:01:16
Speaker
i thought Wally got scared because I said I was going to tap him out. Shit, bitch, please. I'm going to put you in a Chinese figure four toe lock. Ooh.
00:01:28
Speaker
Don't threaten me at the time. You know what I'm talking about.
00:01:35
Speaker
You know what, sir? Tap out. Tap out. Who's your daddy? Who's your daddy? Blaze is my daddy. Whoa. me like no That's that's daddy that's that's that's daddy blas Daddy Blaze.
00:01:55
Speaker
Hey, Daddy Blaze. The reaction on him, he's like focusing out. I'm like, okay, I'm going to catch his ass off guard again. Let's hit him with it. was I can't remember if it was, I think it was, Blaze was like, I'm going to do, click, I got an idea. I want to do my own show on on the network. And i'm like, yeah, man, let let's fucking do it, bro.
00:02:20
Speaker
and And he was like, I want i want to do whose argument is it? I just got your Snapchat. I just got your Snapchat, bro. You're not wrong. You're not wrong.
00:02:32
Speaker
no I was like, yeah, man, let's let's fucking do it, dude. He's like, to call it, whose argument in anyways? And he was kind of breaking it down. And he's like, I'm going to dominate them. I'm going to dominate everybody.
00:02:45
Speaker
and there yeah I'm going to be the dominator. And I was like, oh okay calm down daddy blaze never mind she's like never mind hey glick you hear what i was telling blaze earlier yeah so i see so i've seen your i've seen your um whatsapp message and and and and yeah like blaze said i agree with that like behind the scenes, like let's talk a little bit more because I don't know where we come into play or what we could do, but we're, if we can do something, I think but
Sponsorship Excitement
00:03:21
Speaker
I speak for blaze, man. if If I can do, if we can do something, man, absolutely.
00:03:25
Speaker
You know, let's well, not only that, no, I mean, besides the, the thing I sent about the, ah starting up my business deal with the reptile thing, um, I've actually got reached out to about, uh,
00:03:37
Speaker
possibly having sponsors for the my channel, and there's my buddy Steve that was on the show from a Reptile I Am. He was actually talking about possibly sponsoring the the whole network um and going to probably supply us with gear and shit just to have you know kind of a sponsorship thing for throwing us some gear and stuff here and there and everything else.
00:04:03
Speaker
Just had to give them shout out, but we're going to talk a little more about it. But like I told Blaze, we'll get go behind the scenes on the WhatsApp and we'll discuss it a little more, but I was just wanted to let you guys know what was going on.
00:04:15
Speaker
And this all happened after Thursday night, after, after my show and stuff. So it's all yeah, man. I'll rock, I'll rock some gear. We'll shout them out. I mean, you know, like I said, I, I want to,
00:04:30
Speaker
make sure it's going to be beneficial across the board. ah But yeah yeah, man, I i was,
00:04:40
Speaker
I got a friend of mine that's going hook me up with a, with a, with a hoodie.
00:04:46
Speaker
ah
00:04:49
Speaker
Yeah. Cause I told him, told him, well, like I told him, I kind of, kind of a deal that i was going to talk to you guys about it, you know, kind of do a,
00:05:00
Speaker
gear swap kind of thing for, they give us a shout on his YouTube channel stuff and what's up, Mandy? um But yeah, I told him we'd talk a little more, kind of get some more detail.
00:05:11
Speaker
And just let you know too, I was talking to my boss for where I work at. She may end up throwing money, into may end up also throwing some money towards sponsorship having for the network and Monday nights.
00:05:27
Speaker
But I told her I'd rather have it across the board you know, for the whole, all of us, um throwing us some money towards the channel for having O'Reilly's as a sponsor here in Mount Vernon, do too
Network Expansion
00:05:39
Speaker
dude. dude, I'll fucking take an O-O-O-O-Reilly's. I got to get her.
00:05:45
Speaker
Well, the good news, other good news is, but beside what's going on and besides that. oh yeah buddies I like that so much better than the gold star. Yes, I did too. I put put some effort, I put some effort by it.
00:05:57
Speaker
Wow. but there's what jesus eyes is taken He's taking over. well he's play He's taking Jeff's role. Yeah, but doing better. shoess Doing better.
00:06:11
Speaker
But no, she's also ah used to but We know we're number one, Blaze, but we still love you, Daddy Blaze. and i dad But she's also ah Besides our network um She's also actually going to sponsor My youngest for travel ball team this year That's really cool That's fucking awesome But I got to talk with her more too About um The allowance She's allowed for us for the whole network And stuff So and But I mean i got talked to talk to Hey yeah
00:06:47
Speaker
Blaze is our daddy.
Introducing Michael Copenhaven
00:06:49
Speaker
i I might be the champion, but Blaze is dead. Yes. but yeah I'll shoot you guys some shit in the WhatsApp and everything else and to get some more information on that stuff. but I wanted to throw it out there. that i mean We've got the opportunity. People want to throw shit our way and stuff. I've seen that. you i know You beautiful son of a bitch. Way to go, Lazy.
00:07:17
Speaker
But I know you talked about expanding kind of stuff, and if this is going to help all of us out – I'm trying to get it not just for myself, but I want it for us. Yeah. so you know This is something that you know Michael and I have been talking about the last couple of days is a true collaboration. And we can absolutely fucking merch swap with Steve. ah you know We can send him some we can get him some nonsensical gear. And you know you can send us some stuff. And and then I got a dude that's actually here with that lives with us. it's the
00:07:49
Speaker
He was in my comments. Actually, he was in here. Tuesday night, Sky High Limits. He's a reptile ball python. He's actually from Toledo here in Ohio, dude.
00:08:03
Speaker
And he was talking about doing some gear swapping stuff and having the logo throughout the week, too. He was one of the other ones. But like I said, I mean, I told everybody, I said, yes, I appreciate, you know, for myself. But I'm looking out for the network as a whole.
00:08:19
Speaker
You know what I mean? yeah That's that's um that's ah but but the doors are but the doors are opening up. but I mean, the doors are opening up. You know what I'm saying? um And it's just weird. I would never. For me personally, with this being part of this now, within when I start back in October, November.
00:08:39
Speaker
And we're going, we're in the month of April now. And now I'm kicking the doors open with some high, high name breeders and shit for the network too.
00:08:51
Speaker
When you, uh, when you have a group of guys that have the same mindset and they want to grow and they want to call a true collaboration, so to say, not riding coattails and not copying people.
00:09:05
Speaker
Right. Um, you know and not a in not trying to interject ourselves where we don't need to be interjected. um I think that's the right word. Is that the right word to use, Blaze? Interjected?
00:09:19
Speaker
Wait, where's these high-class hookers that Mandy's talking about? Yeah, no shit. Hook us up, Mandy. Come on now. I mean, I like all class hookers, but i can I'm a big, i in i I'm a huge fan of low class, but I mean, i mean, whatever. But if we can get, hey, if we can get some high class, send them our way. I've been doing some weird shit. So, you know, if they're low class, I'm usually little more. But look, yeah, the way I'll be honest with you, as much as I until met it, between the three of us, me, you, and Blaze, since I've been part of this and stuff, and it's,
00:09:54
Speaker
a I think we
Patreon and Banter
00:09:56
Speaker
really gel well. And with bouncing ideas off of each other and stuff, i do it's really helped. I do want to factor there's other people. yes sir Yes, sir.
00:10:09
Speaker
We do have, ah like Blaze is saying, we do have a ah brand new fourth member. The newest member of the Nonsensical Network is, as Blaze called him, Michael Copenhaven.
00:10:20
Speaker
But his actual name is Michael Copenhaven. Sweet. Okay, cool. Copenhagen. Copenhagen. He's on board.
00:10:31
Speaker
He's got the same mindset. The last couple days, Mike and I have got to talk a lot um and uh you know mike's mike's with us and he's here and he's ready to rock and roll man uh so we have four guys we have four guys now that are like same mindset same same ideas same ah you know like we we we and in ah and actuality uh you know, there is a potential coming up, you know, where once ah once a quarter, every three months or so, the four of us get together and do a live show all in the same room or all in the same area.
00:11:11
Speaker
That'd be awesome. Because Mike's from Ohio. He's up in Warren. Blaze, hurry up. Move to Ohio. Damn it. Get your bus going and let's go.
00:11:22
Speaker
Get the van life going. Well, you know, guys, we have a Patreon. It's dollar a month and we have some content. We do have a Patreon. We do have a Patreon. And if you guys start subscribing to our Patreon for a dollar a month on the Patreon, we will add tiers where there will be benefits.
00:11:41
Speaker
Now, the tiers will cost more, but right you're going to get ah sent what incentive incentives. Incentives, yes. yes yes yes to to To subscribe to those higher tier Patreons.
00:11:56
Speaker
And that is exactly what I'm going to rename. That's exactly what I'm going to rename our first tier because I was, I don't know what to name it, but Jedi just named it.
00:12:08
Speaker
Jedi just named it. It's going to be short, like tier one is going to be short bus energy. yeah Yeah, definitely. The top the one that like top here the top the top tier is championship tier, obviously. Mandy?
00:12:24
Speaker
not after i tap you out but not after i tap you out man it'll be it'll be wally wallys dragons and ah everything like that man top tier boy i First and foremost, you made two mistakes in that sentence.
00:12:41
Speaker
First of all, you said were going to tap me out. Then you called me boy. Now it's game on, Wally. Oh, I'm sorry, ma'am. Ma'am. Let me get it right, ma'am. oh No, I mean, yeah it'll be... You're going to call me daddy when I'm done with you.
00:12:55
Speaker
No, I can't replace Blaze. Sorry. I'm going to be stepdaddy. just Yeah, there you go. Stepdaddy Glitz.
00:13:06
Speaker
I need you guys to bounce some ideas through WhatsApp so I can kind of get a ball rolling kind of with the motorsports side.
00:13:18
Speaker
I know I can kill it with the reptiles. The motorsports side is going to be kind of ah up in the air in a way.
Car Brands Debate
00:13:26
Speaker
You know what I mean? By doing certain things for that side. The reptile shit, man, I can hammer that out all day long.
00:13:33
Speaker
You know, like certain things for the tiers and stuff on that side. But the motorsports, I'm going to be honest with you right now because the season's getting ready to kick off for a lot of places.
00:13:44
Speaker
It's going to hard unless I go to certain events and shit if I have the money and stuff. Dude, if you can go to events and you can get And you can get at event interviews pre-recorded.
00:13:58
Speaker
You know mean? Like pre-recorded. And you don't have to do a live show. You can do a pre-recording. That's what I'm saying. It's just going to be one of those deals. It's going to be one of those deals. It's kind of like trying to get that where it is and everything else and upload it for Mondays and stuff.
00:14:14
Speaker
But also like... Do the tear side of the things and everything else do you know what I mean? Kind of get something a little extra on the side that you're not gonna get on a normal show like you guys were talking Well, maybe I want to address this Glicka shout out to you, Mandy. Thank you You know you've you you've been around since tick-tock and whatnot. You've been a huge supporter my big sister um my big sister from another mother ah Not blood, but she's always had had my back.
00:14:44
Speaker
She said, look, I'm glad that things are working out. But I'm a little scared. All right. The sad part is, Mandy, me and Glick, Blaze has just got added to the mix. Me and Glick's been tight for, what, almost 25 years now if not longer no tight tight hold tight a tight but hold tight Oh, in seventh grade.
00:15:12
Speaker
ah it's liz but all these bottles extremely little lovely like extremely one all humanly actually holy shit while damn while eight thirty years we met sand three yeah like what thirteen seventh grade they Short bus energy. You both got your GEDs together?
00:15:35
Speaker
like that. I like that, Jedi. To your name, Window Lickers for Life. Window Lickers for Life. There we go. Window Lickers for Life.
00:15:49
Speaker
That's perfect. for the valley You know what? As as as Jedi said, you get one shot if you come at the king. Don't miss it. Don't miss. Because you won't miss.
00:16:02
Speaker
You might knock me down. You might knock me down, but don't let me get the fuck back So would tier two or tier three be the the helmet knockers? Or the helmet slappers?
00:16:13
Speaker
Yeah. window The window lickers. I mean, if we're going to go all in, we might well go all in the hell together. I'm just saying. We're already on the bus there. was going to say, let's be honest.
00:16:29
Speaker
At this point in time, we're all going to hell anyway. We're on the bus. Let's just go. Let's just go. Full force. e Oh, shit. Johnny Bongs is back.
00:16:41
Speaker
Johnny Bones, are you good? Johnny! He was even altogether, man. you yeah He comes and he goes as he pleases.
00:16:52
Speaker
sa thats water We're all on Johnny's time. He's not on our time. Hey, Johnny, no. hey hey jo didn't know i'm good I agree with that. well like that like That's like stoner life right there. like I'm on my schedule. I'm not on anybody else.
00:17:12
Speaker
I'm running off energy. I don't even know if I have.
00:17:18
Speaker
oh Johnny, how are you doing today, bro? You know, my brain's fucking up with me a little bit, but I'm doing best I can.
00:17:29
Speaker
All right. Hell yeah. We're killing weed open. I'm about to get a bull in me real quick and find out. Hell yeah, bro. Hell yeah. That medicine in you.
Sports Teams Loyalty
00:17:42
Speaker
johnny Johnny Bones, are you a New Yorker? Yes, sir. You a Buffaloian? Yes, sir. Nah, let's go. Let's go.
00:17:53
Speaker
He came in. Oh, he's going to go to sports ball again. a Man, I got to give my man some love. I'm an honorary member of the Bills Mafia. My man came in here rocking the Bills Mafia. so Josh Allen, I like it. I'm digging it. In the all blue, in the all blue Bills Mafia.
00:18:10
Speaker
Let's go. Yep. I'm ah um'm a Cleveland Browns fan. I'm a Cleveland Browns fan, but my boy is from Buffalo, and he's a diehard Buffalo Bills fan.
00:18:21
Speaker
And I'm an honorary member of the Mafia, and he is an honorary member of the Dog Founds. So, you know, I got to give him respect, you know. For now. mean, i mean it's not like it's not like it's not like the Buffalo Bills are third place in most championships or anything like that.
00:18:41
Speaker
But... Save that for tomorrow, Blake. Save it for tomorrow. They mostly got famous for their fan base. Yeah. the I will say the the Cleveland Browns and the Buffalo Bills have an amazing fan base, man.
00:18:57
Speaker
Yes, they do. i want to talk i don't i don't want to di I don't want to dive too much into sports because we'll get into that tomorrow. Hey, as a Browns fan, there's always next year. oh there's ah There's always next year. Yeah. and and man And as ah as a Buffalo Bills fan, never forget nor wide.
00:19:18
Speaker
That and fuck back to my home. Johnny Balm, I don't know if you're old enough to remember Norwhite or not. I don't even know how old you are. I'm only in my mid-20s, sir.
00:19:31
Speaker
Yeah, you're just a baby. He's a youngin'. um I'm old enough to be your goddamn daddy. Oh, yeah.
00:19:42
Speaker
I got much to learn on the planet.
00:19:46
Speaker
Shit. He said, my brain here, right? I'm going to pack another bowl. Hold on a second. By the way, like tomorrow I will jump in just to give the show a like, but, you know, sports ball is not really my thing, so I don't have a lot to contribute. But I will jump in just, you know, give some support. you just Oh, you're not allowed. You got a restraining order, Jedi.
00:20:07
Speaker
No, no, no. me He's restrained from me. I'm not restrained from the channel. Oh, no, I restrained it from him. Sorry. Look, we're breaking restraining orders. We're breaking all the restraining orders. I'll come on with an alt account that is not under the same legal. A order cannot stop mine and Jedi's love for each other.
00:20:28
Speaker
That's true. I have 30 against me and it's just you can't stop it. The Force is too strong in that love. I'm going for a record. I think you already got the record. You're just making the record unbeatable.
00:20:43
Speaker
Yeah, make that's what he's working on, Lazy. true champion As a true champion, that's what I do.
00:20:51
Speaker
a piece of paper can A piece of paper cannot deny my love for Jetpack. You can't deny the championship level. You got three belts behind you. It's undeniable. Undeniable. Undeniable.
00:21:05
Speaker
undeno I got these championship belts. This is this is he's this is the three levels of love that I have. It's the three levels of love that I have for Jedi. He's got to compensate for something, I guess. oh kind of I mean, ah it's it's it's no secret. I have a little bit.
00:21:26
Speaker
Hey, Glick. What the hell? I'm just in the background working on shit in and out on this conversation. Did I just hear Glick say he had a small Glick?
00:21:38
Speaker
This is my dream. This is my dream and this is my goal. When Cash graduates high school, gift myself, you hopefully not locked up for murdery.
00:21:50
Speaker
this is this is my this is my dream this is my this is my dream and this is my goal when cash graduates high school my gift to myself you know i've i've raised three kids they've all graduated high school they've all hopefully not dick augmentation surgery Yeah, like not have that, murdered a bunch of people.
00:22:12
Speaker
You know, I bring good upstanding citizens, you know what mean? That's the goal. is No, no, no, no, no. no I'm going to get me. i have a dream truck. It is a Chevy Silverado.
00:22:24
Speaker
be Either the the big country, rough country, spider, whatever, quad cab, four by four. And across the back window, I'm going to put, yes, I'm overcompensating.
00:22:35
Speaker
Because I want a big fucking jerk off. Do you know what that... That Chevy logo, you know what that is? that is That's perfect for you because that's the maxi pad you wear every day when i tap after I tap your ass out.
00:22:49
Speaker
Jeez. Oh, shit. Wally coming out. Wally, much like a Ford found on the road dead, you'll be found on in the cage dead.
00:23:03
Speaker
That's fine. hello Things are heating. Actually, I'll be fine on a wrestling pump. Get it fucking right. um' um I'm Cobra Kai, baby. Strike for strike hard. Sweep the leg. Go for it.
00:23:18
Speaker
Me and Blazers, I watch you guys go at it. Actually, you know what? you know what is as As the great Jacob Fatu says, all gas, no break.
00:23:29
Speaker
ah Don't walk your ass, Wally.
00:23:33
Speaker
and then And then my man, Tom, was behind me going, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Wally, you can't let that stand. ah It's all good.
00:23:47
Speaker
It's all smoke. It's all hot air. i can feel it through the computer screen. I'm getting a little hot over here from all the hot air coming out of that mouth. It's getting hot in here.
00:23:57
Speaker
actually actually pepod all your clothes I got to give Chris, big country Pierce a lot of love. Because he's a big boy. He's a big He's a big boy. He's a big dude.
00:24:11
Speaker
ah hey homie And homie got in got up, started training. MMA got in the cage, had some fights. I'm just a street fighter, man. um' ah I'm a dog.
00:24:23
Speaker
See, that's the bad part. are going to be barking, Wally. I'm a dog. I got that dog in me. Got that in him, Wally. You better be prepared, bro.
00:24:35
Speaker
The sad part is, Glick, we both come from the streets and we know how to do that. I just added them ah i just added to my weaponry, so it just made a little better.
Humorous Exchanges
00:24:46
Speaker
i mean, it might surprise you a little bit.
00:24:50
Speaker
Dude, I grab a hold of that beard and start caressing you'll be crying because you'll love it too much. i don't know about crying, but I might be coming. oh you you'll be You'll be so excited that ah I'm touching your beard and caressing you back. Oh my God, I haven't been touched like this in so long.
00:25:08
Speaker
Oh my gosh. haven't been touched like this in long time. That'll me wap wap? You're a wet ass pussy? Yes.
00:25:20
Speaker
You're making me cry. Blaze has got a wet-ass pussy. Hey, Daddy Blaze. Hey, Glick. Daddy Blaze is telling us the secrets now. Oh.
00:25:34
Speaker
Uh-huh. Give it to me, baby. Apparently, that's all we got to do. and We just got to stroke each other's facial hair, and Blaze is like, oh, my goodness. Oh, yeah. He just keels over like a fainting goat.
00:25:47
Speaker
I do. I do. but
00:26:00
Speaker
oh it's perfect placement oh shit
00:26:06
Speaker
ah pass up face down that's the way i like my like i like my beer what Wait, what? Dude, I cannot wait. oh Blaze, I can't wait until Michael rolls here on the Saturday night. You guys bully Blaze right off screen. What's that? I didn't bully. Our guy, Michael Copenhaver.
00:26:34
Speaker
who just joined the network, he's like, I like to make things weird. I like to make things awkward. I can't wait until he rolls up here on a Saturday night and we're all in one of our moods. I just want to be like, where the fuck is he We got to break him He's actually he's ah he's actually a stand-up comedian. and Does he have a show tonight, don't Yeah, he's doing a show tonight.
00:26:57
Speaker
Oh, that's badass. What's his name? he on X? Michael Copenhaver.
00:27:04
Speaker
Did he get a chance to come up on the show at the beginning so you guys can meet who was with him tonight? No, we didn't. know he didn't we were We were running a little. we Well, I set the start time for 7.15 because I was watching.
00:27:20
Speaker
Let's be honest. I was watching Gary Stryker. How were you? Hey, listen here, Jeff. You're watching the young and the restless. program
00:27:31
Speaker
Listen here, you dirty slut. I would never watch Young and the Restless. I'm a daze of our lives. and you yeah feeling over He was Nicolas Cage. he was he was changing He was changing that maxi pad that he needed to because he was... Dude, you were stuck on these bloody pads, dude. What is up? Hey, Glick's the one that brought up the Chevy.
00:27:53
Speaker
That's all it is, is a maxi pad. Well, when you know me. First and foremost, you know me. You know I don't give a damn about it. Y'all talk some car bullshit.
00:28:04
Speaker
My car's penis is bigger than your car's penis. Yeah. Wally knows me. This is where me and Blaze bond is because, like, talking about cars and the sports ball, not so much. Yeah, you guys are the only one who goes out on this. Yep, we're here for it. No, look, I got no dog in the fight when it comes to Ford you see that hot rod? Did you see the size of its tires? Oh, I just came all over the road. It had pretty good truck nuts on that.
00:28:36
Speaker
But it's got four-wheel drive. no i got i got no dog in the fight when it's Ford or Dodge. It drives right down to the sports ball arena. grew up driving Ford, and now I have Chevys. And the reason and I drive Chevys is because I got to say, first and foremost, Chevys are affordable.
00:28:56
Speaker
Ford jacks their prices up on their cars for no fucking reason. Also, ah Chevy has the market on comfortability. No, lazy boy. Shut your mouth. talking about when I'm driving car. comfortability comfortability have the comfortableness no you know lazy boy we does shut your mouth you know no i'm talking about what i'm driving and car I'm a big guy. yeah ah You ever put a lazy boy in a fucking car and smoke weed going down the road?
00:29:27
Speaker
More comfortable than Chevy. I don't care. First and foremost, ain't never smoked weed. ever heard of a stinking Lincoln, motherfucker? Stinking Lincoln. I ain't smoked weed, no. You know what a lazy boy does to me. A lazy boy puts me right the fuck to sleep.
00:29:49
Speaker
yeah I got reclaimed it's okay because you just let Jesus take the wheel like jesus raise that's my mom I just let Jesus take the wheel all the time yeah know yeah I don't know who this Jesus guy is but I know Jeebus Kribbus and his daddy is the spaghetti monster in the sky and Lord Will and I'll end up in water and the wine before he is my hero and my say lord will genius I'll end up in the festival when I die.
00:30:22
Speaker
um mean know he's of son yeah but i dont i don't know I don't have no dog in this Ford Chevy Dodge fight. man i like I grew up driving Fords. Now I drive Chevy because I'm a big guy and I look for comfort over anything else.
Car Comfort Discussion
00:30:39
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and Chevy is is a very comfortable ride for for for a big guy. I had a Chevy Cruze, which is a small four-door. Yeah, but they're comfortable cars. We have one.
00:30:50
Speaker
We have one, and those things are fucking nice, man. Nicky just got one. Nicky just bought one. Did she? And I'm excited for it. Yeah, I'm excited for it because I'm like, I kind of miss my Cruze. Like, we yeah we outgrew the Cruze, so i bought my Equinix.
00:31:05
Speaker
Right. But I miss my Cruze, man. i I loved my Cruze. It was a great car. It was comfortable as fuck. But now my Equinox is basically my Chevy Cruze on steroids because it's got the same exact motor in it. The room that you can all the family in.
00:31:23
Speaker
yeah Yeah. So I still get great gas mileage, and there's more room. so But, yeah, man, I'm all about capability now, man. Like, I don't give damn. Anymore, that's the way you got to go, especially with these newer fucking vehicles, bud.
00:31:37
Speaker
I mean, I don't care what it is. The sad part is, if I had to, is a for car-wise, if I could do it all over again, as much as I hate to admit it, I'd take a Hyundai or a fucking Honda anymore, SUV or a car, over fucking a Ford, Chevy, or a Dodge, ah choice-wise, because, I mean, I've been around all of them. You know what i mean? Yeah.
00:32:00
Speaker
Now, I mean, would i would I love to have, I don't know if you remember, Wally, maybe you will, my 86 Mustang, would I love to have that back? I remember, oh yeah.
00:32:11
Speaker
I'll be honest with you, out of all your vehicles, out of all your vehicles I'd want to have that we had you had in school, I want your fucking Bronco, bitch. If I could go back and get that thing, I would have loved that.
00:32:24
Speaker
I would have loved that. And then when you went to get rid of it, I didn't have the fucking money at the time because you offered it to me first. I'd probably still have that bitch to the day. I want my Bronco back. a I want Bronco back. We had so much fucking fun in that damn thing. It wasn't funny, man.
00:32:42
Speaker
That was a great show. Johnny Bongs, man. Johnny Bongs. What's going on tonight, man? Hey, what I got a question. Lazy said you do tattoos, bud.
00:32:54
Speaker
I do. That's what Lazy was saying, that you were learning to do tattoos and stuff, I guess. I'm doing some, I'm working on Japanese traditional right now.
00:33:05
Speaker
Are you? Oh, nice. Like the koi fishing, stuff like that, koi fishing dragons and stuff. And like the the really blacked out pieces that incorporate just white sections for the line work. Yes. Nice.
00:33:16
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Yes, I did. I've got a little bit of my examples here, although they're not fully finished ones. so Okay, nice. Have you got to do any work at all yet? On person?
00:33:28
Speaker
No, so right now I'm actually taking my time to study before I even get into an apprenticeship. Okay, cool. are you get so we you're getting a little more comfortable with but doing the drawings and then then then taking that next step to where you start doing your apprenticeship? Okay, that's cool, man. That's awesome.
00:33:47
Speaker
Hell yeah. I've actually got written work on the whole thing in this book itself. I'm working on Nice ah but Man doing his homework before he jumps in to become he is big time to this. He's a student of the game. I'll tell you that he's that's the way he's not cutting any corners Well, at least like he's not most the ones I know around here in fucking my hometown of Mount Vernon, Ohio.
00:34:13
Speaker
Oh, i'm ah I can draw stick figures, so I'm gonna be a tattoo artist, pieces of shit. Dude, some of their artwork I've seen of some of these guys is a joke. At least you're going about it the right way, man. He is. He he really is. yeah thats John, Andrew, you done with the ah Japanese traditional going to the Nordic Viking stuff?
Johnny Bongs on Tattoo Artistry
00:34:34
Speaker
yeah i need to finish i need ah I need to finish my arms. I've got a lot of tattoos. you I've actually done a little bit of that. yeah that the what What Glick's talking about, man, that's some that can be some sick-ass artwork, to be honest with you. but it takes it It takes a special talent. You know and you seem like the way you're going about going about this, man, it sounds like you're going to tear this shit up.
00:35:02
Speaker
Yeah, Ryan, bring your bitch ass up here, pussy. There's stuff to learn. Oh, yeah. Well, and I mean, like I was telling you, I've seen so many seen so many artists, you know, they think that they're, in like I said, in my hometown, a lot of them think they're like God's gift and stuff, and they just picked up the and jumped into it, not even being in the game for a month, and then they think, oh, I'm the greatest artist in the world, and I I've seen some of the work they've done on people, to be honest with you, and God's doing like you're doing.
00:35:36
Speaker
They look like a... yeah My 14-year-old daughter could probably do better, just to say.
00:35:45
Speaker
I was actually just studying on that kind that portion of all this ah yesterday, i believe. So, amongst learning it is learning to see myself right now as a student before I even go any further.
00:35:58
Speaker
If I'm willing to learn something, I have to see myself as a student. Cool. That's awesome, man. I and i wish you know all the best in that game.
00:36:09
Speaker
Wax on, wax off, Daniel-san. Oh, yeah. For real. Aw, dude. That's dope, man. How do you couple of panels. Where do I start?
00:36:21
Speaker
and mean how you how jedda how do you know this lazy jedi it's it's been a couple of you where do i start i To be honest, Johnny, I don't even remember where we met. I just know we've been hanging out for a minute now, you know? Yeah, brother. That's the same here.
00:36:41
Speaker
I'm going to hear you. I was going to say, me and Johnny are on tons of the same panels together, and I go to his show. He comes on my show. ah you got you got ah You got a channel, Johnny?
00:36:54
Speaker
Drop your link in the chat, bro. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll drop his channel. I'll grab it a little quicker. Okay, Johnny, it's a race. I'm going try to grab it, but if you grab it first, that's cool, too. We're we're racing now, Johnny. We'll subscribe our way. We'll throw subscribe your way, man.
00:37:11
Speaker
yeah Hell yeah. oh He's a fucking queer. What's up, Brian? He won't come join us? What the hell, man?
00:37:28
Speaker
He's being made with his Picard party. He's watching that Star Trek. He can watch that after he's done coming hanging out with us. I just dropped Johnny's link.
00:37:39
Speaker
Thank you, Jedi. Johnny, little sub for sub action, Johnny. A quid pro foe. A quid pro foe.
00:37:48
Speaker
get it out my ways pro quo a quid profile but bro this drops it actually Actually, in this situation, it's a quid pro bro.
00:38:01
Speaker
Yeah, quid pro bro. And Johnny, I'm going to ring your bell, buddy. That way I get all the notifications. Hell yeah.
00:38:15
Speaker
Mine will come up as Pierce Motorsports and Reptiles for my own private channel.
00:38:25
Speaker
We're talking about the nonsensical network right now. just but I think I already subbed you, Wally, but you should drop your link either way because I will sub if I haven't. I think I did already. I'm almost positive. did up I'll honest. Fuck this shit.
00:38:46
Speaker
Wait, I'm taking over. Oh. oh oh Nope, I'm back. Never mind. Wally's not taking over. Damn. almost had your chance, Wally. I'm trying to hear what Johnny Bong is saying. Shut up, y'all, boo.
00:39:05
Speaker
Sorry, Johnny. Sorry, Johnny. All I'm going to say is for the most part, I usually try to, I'm finding what I'm doing for my content now through my books and stuff like that. lot of days it'll be me kind of setting up for that.
00:39:18
Speaker
If it seems like I'm kind of bump into one thing to another on a lot of my streams, you know, for the most part, I try to keep things in order the best I can.
00:39:33
Speaker
More of this and yeah having good company on mine.
00:39:38
Speaker
but yeah Every time I show up on Johnny's stream, i all I do is distract him. He's trying to put in work and I'm over there. Johnny, what's up? What are you doing with that? Can I see it? I always make him show me his work.
00:39:50
Speaker
I'll be honest with you, brother. I distract myself a lot of times. no exactly
00:40:01
Speaker
Well, you do, but you have help from all your guests that show up. Ladies and gentlemen, don't forget. the Go ahead, Jenna. Oh, no. No, you're good.
00:40:13
Speaker
Restraining order. oh Yeah. 38th one now. Jesus Christ, man. My goal is 50. I was going to say, don't forget, anybody who's watching it, anybody who's in here watching live, we do have the open door challenge, and the panel is wide and open, even to nerds like Brian.
00:40:35
Speaker
Yeah.
00:40:38
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What's the open door challenge? don't know what you're speaking of. The open door challenge is where we kick the doors off hinges, man. That's the one thing about Glick. He likes his stuff wide open. yeah yeah Just like your mom, Brian.
00:40:52
Speaker
always That's why he's always sitting down because we don't know what's what's underneath the seat. You know what He did three of that Creed song. But Glick says, with legs wide open.
00:41:05
Speaker
Typically Jedi's underneath my seat. That's why I'm always sitting down. But every once in a while, I let him come from underneath my desk. I mean, he always comes underneath my desk.
00:41:15
Speaker
But every once in a while, I let him come. 39th restraining. Damn, you're almost already. um a hor
00:41:29
Speaker
hey that's ah i got I almost got as many rating restraining orders from Jedi tonight as I had and but as i do championships. Almost 10 an hour. You almost got 10 an hour. We're almost at the four hour mark. I know. I'm killing it.
00:41:45
Speaker
Brian, what's going on, brother? What's going on, man? Brian, I'm really happy you did come up. Thank you. Yeah, I'm just chilling before my dad calls me to pick him up from work.
00:41:57
Speaker
but Oh, shit, your dad's still working with everything that's going on with him? Dude. Dude, your dad's a fucking monster, man. Shout out to Brian's dad.
00:42:09
Speaker
He scares me. He's a fucking beast monster.
00:42:13
Speaker
Brian's dad has got it go ah you going Brian's dad's got it going on. He'll fuck you up. He's all I want, and I've waited for so long. No, no, no, no. He's in Texas. I ain't lying.
00:42:28
Speaker
the talk The talk that he gave me when i when I was a freshman in high school was, Yeah, I know these girls nowadays and you know hormones. and this he's like He's like, just to let you know, if you get out of line, he opened up his dresser drawer, pulled out a 12-gay shotgun shell with my name on it. goes, just let that be a reminder. That's a weird form of birth control. That is probably the truest words any man that never has never found a clitoris will ever say.
00:43:04
Speaker
I tell you what, that is ah that is a that is a much better conversation than the conversation that i that I learned that Michael plays, our newest member of the network here.
00:43:18
Speaker
He said that his dad had a conversation with him before he went to college. And I won't read that live on air because it was horrendous.
00:43:30
Speaker
b Brian's conversation with his old man was way better than the conversation Michael Copenhaver had with his old man before he went to college.
Brian's Anecdote
00:43:39
Speaker
Yeah. want to hear it. Yeah, you get a girl pregnant. If you think about getting on with the girl, just look at this shell. And I just went... Damn. it was Anybody who wants to hear that conversation, can... Sounds like he was worried he was going to have to pay child support.
00:43:56
Speaker
Well, because my older brother kind of like... would have been, like, when graduated high school, he would have been the first Marine to You leave Jedi out of this.
00:44:09
Speaker
but apparently and But apparently he fell victim to that. No, baby, I'll take care of you. And he's like, okay. well yeah He's like, don't follow in your brother's footsteps.
00:44:21
Speaker
Right, you know it what? That Joe. Joe. but joe oh god Brian, what's been going on with you, man? How you been living? How you been doing? When I get to see you live, you're usually... Somebody should hit Tony up. Hit Tony D up and tell to come up here.
00:44:46
Speaker
Do it. I bet he won't. Why do I have to do it? Because you're the one that brought it dipshit. Yeah, no shit. he' just He's Brian's boy.
00:44:59
Speaker
Shut up, Blaze. Glick won't do it. Don't his side, Blaze. I bet Glick won't do it. I'm going to do it right now. No balls. I'm going to do it right now. I'm going to do it right now. I'm going to do it right now. Fuck you, horse. You know what? I would rather be broke and sane than financially stable and crazy.
00:45:26
Speaker
I'm just saying. I'm okay. I'm okay with broken and sane.
00:45:35
Speaker
Who the hell broken and sane? Cheaper to keep her is the best advice. i might no I'd rather be broke insane then and and clean. you've never gone through a divorce, you know it's cheaper. If you've never gone through a divorce, it's a whole hell of a lot cheaper hit her with a bus or throw her off a cliff.
00:45:57
Speaker
Amen to that. Oh, no, it was like a YouTube clip. I think I sent it to y'all, but um where the wife is all like, she's like, i'm about to make you the happiest man. He's like, really?
00:46:08
Speaker
You are? That's so awesome. He kisses her on the forehead. He goes, all right, I'll get your suitcase and everything and wish you the best of luck. Hey, Brian, you know what the biggest reason why I want you to come up here? I'm going to remind you of something.
00:46:23
Speaker
You know what's going on? Do what's you know what's going on on the 25th?
00:46:30
Speaker
25th of April. It's the last Friday of the month.
00:46:37
Speaker
Yeah.
00:46:43
Speaker
got pair of bullets in my head. So, yeah, so you're correct. Oh, you're absolutely correct, Brian. It is comic book trivia night, excluding MCU and DCU films. April 25th, 18, 8, 10 p.m. Be there, or be square.
00:47:02
Speaker
Gotcha. Yes, sir. Let the fun begin that night. Okay. That should have been the easy fucking dance.
00:47:13
Speaker
and then and then And then on top of that, now that you introduced it, you know what Glick's going to But he won't say anything because it's going to – He's going to rub your face in it? No, no, no. He's going to go ahead and look on IMDb and go find and do his homework. So that way you'll like, see, I what I'm talking about. That is the whole point.
00:47:33
Speaker
That is the whole point of me giving announcing it a month in advance to give everybody the opportunity to go do it. I don't have to. don't have to. It's labyrinth watching ass, you Twilight fairy, you.
00:47:48
Speaker
Oh, yeah, I'm a Twilight. oh yeah I went super gay on that. i Yeah, love it to that. I went super gay on that. Yeah. Edward, No! Yeah, I kind of went a little way too gay. Glitter fairy, you. At the end of the day, man, like I said...
00:48:07
Speaker
Basically, what has happened is is the equivalent, and those who don't watch wrestling, you're going to get this reference, the equivalent of Kevin Owens pile-driving Randy Orton.
Rivalry and Camaraderie
00:48:19
Speaker
Michael Copenhaver pile-drives me on my head, and he awoken the voices in my head, and they speak to and they counsel me, and I wanted to kick Michael Copenhaver's head.
00:48:34
Speaker
ah what he you shock in the i didn't know you talking he's gonna beat me at the he's telling us about his cleveland steamer play as launch blas loss and now did was her j you let ah open those you let michael copenhaver talk shit last night I didn't let him do shit. i didn't What do you mean I let him? What are you talking about? You drugged yourself. you How many you how many lines
00:49:08
Speaker
lines are lazy have you sod it
00:49:14
Speaker
Oh, you'd be surprised. of her black tissues like know some Michael has in the voices in my head.
00:49:29
Speaker
and bri and bri findnd on your hook and something of bri in like of your own strong Brian is the equivalent of John C. on his retirement tour. I'm a heel. We get it, Brian. You needed a poster to be... Lazy lines.
00:49:49
Speaker
Lazy lines. Hashtag lazy lines. I'm not in my life here
00:49:58
Speaker
here. Brian hasn't showed up for trivia since that first trivia night. I think cocaine jokes are better than clinging around. I don't recommend starting one um more than one night. I'm just saying, Brian. One will get you high. They'll both kill you. They'll both kill you, but one's more fun. I'll avenge my loss. I'll catch up.
00:50:21
Speaker
Don't worry. and i Yes, and yes i did and yes i did lose last month, but godam it I didn't lose my munch, and I actually did a pretty good fucking job. The only thing I killed, and this is what killed everybody.
00:50:35
Speaker
Fucking Blaze with all of his fucking dragons. Dragons. Dragons. Well, we do dragons on this network, right, Wally? and of course And of course I missed that night of the whole trivia.
00:50:48
Speaker
Holy you shit. Is that really? Rocky, turn your camera on. I got to know what you, brother. Wait, hold on. No way. Rocky? Is that really Rocky? Oh, it is! There's my guy. What is going on, brother? light How's your girl doing tonight? She's sober.
00:51:16
Speaker
Isn't that a picture of you when you were young, Glick? That's a picture of me at in my Wow. Wow. that's that is That is a baby Sasquatch that is still growing in here. I was not quite full Sasquatch in here.
00:51:32
Speaker
You ever seen those bald pink baby rats? That's like the same sort of thing. im there for hearing That i was What's up, Rocky?
00:51:43
Speaker
What is going on? What's going on? Sorry, little late. What's going on? settle sorry a little late what's going on
00:51:53
Speaker
You're always on time, man. You're always on time. No matter when you get here, you're always on time. Yep, you're always on time. How's your girl doing tonight?
00:52:06
Speaker
She is not drunk, so that's great. Did you tell the boys I had to jump last week because I heard her fall? She was just drinking a lot. and I did not share the news. However, however,
00:52:18
Speaker
the i do not share the news however however um Something did come out last weekend that you got disgusted because she... Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah. First of all, I know where you're going.
00:52:36
Speaker
let me Look, she did... You know one of those burps? It's not like a dry burp. like i want like you You know what comment was? by You could hear the gargle of fluid.
00:52:49
Speaker
Yeah, that was not hot. what my original comment was? Challenge accepted. you know what my original comment was challenge accepted yeah So that that explains right that explains why Rocky abandoned us um bro no not saturday but last Saturday.
00:53:11
Speaker
Last Saturday, Rocky abandoned us because bye, Jenna, you fucking whore. Yeah, he just dipped. That was weird. Jenna, you fucking slut. i was weird fucking sli No, so I get a message Sunday for Rocky.
00:53:29
Speaker
Yo, my bad, bro. My girl was really drunk. She fell. I think there was a puking comment. or there's a I mentioned a puking. And he was like, she was really drunk.
00:53:41
Speaker
And then I see on Facebook about her burping. And my initial comment was, challenge accepted. See, like, that's dry. You hear that? Like, the dryness that's in that? Yeah. know Hers is like, it's like wet. I was like, ugh. Like, nah, man. Nah, bro. And then I read the status again, and I was like, you know, Rocky, you'll never have to be full Sasquatch. You and I are both hitting buttons. I'm not hitting any more buttons tonight. I'm not touching nothing.
00:54:18
Speaker
That was me. all I want to play on the button. There's the sexy. Blaze put Wally all the way. Blaze made Wally a bottom. I'm the bottom licker of the network, so it doesn't matter. That's fine. no i put like no that was They did it on its own. That's why brought you back Blaze is the foundation. Blaze is the foundation.
00:54:46
Speaker
am not. He's the glue holding it all together. yeah Daddy blas Blaze. Daddy Blaze. Daddy Blaze. say that is Glick because he's the only one that knows the jokes.
00:55:05
Speaker
Except Brian. Brian knows a joke, too. I take that back. But, you know, we all can do it now because... What's the joke? I want to know the joke. It's stupid. I want to know the joke. It's stupid.
00:55:18
Speaker
Blaze's That's you have to know. Look, you explain I don't want even want to explain it. So, how why would you tell me to explain it? You know don't. Because it's so stupid. What mean? No, she don't like it either. can't.
00:55:32
Speaker
Blaze's tell just like, fucking just tell him and get it over with. I can't deal with this this this. This dumb goofy bitch that used to be on Habs, and she's still on YouTube.
00:55:43
Speaker
She thinks she's more important than what she really is. She's really not. She's just a scumbag. Anyways. You can say it without demeaning it. Go ahead. you can and I said it.
00:55:57
Speaker
I did ask you. I did ask you to say the story. Could you explain it? And then the minute you say it, he's like, could you told you to explain it because I was going to be mean. And you're like, no, just tell him the story. going to correct you every step of the way.
00:56:15
Speaker
Fair enough. go ahead Anyhoo,
00:56:20
Speaker
Oh, yeah. like yeah what How much time would we got left? Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You got plenty of time. Is this that long of a story where you had to check how much time you had? really shouldn't be. No, no, no, no, no. Holy shit. Do I need to go get snacks and I'm just too drunk and high to explain it myself.
00:56:41
Speaker
No, no no no and no, no, no, no. I just got a message. Mike is on his way home, and and he was like – ah I'm on my way home. I'll be home in 15 minutes if you guys are still alive. so Anywho, I won't repeat all the negative stuff.
00:56:56
Speaker
But let's say from Mike or from the story. no so mike mike Mike texted me. Mike texted me. that's I was like, hold on a second. Because he's like, I'll be home in 15 minutes if you guys are still alive.
00:57:12
Speaker
And that's why I said, how much time do we have? And i was like, oh, yeah, we still got like another two hours. Or we'll go a little long and then I'll have to make Blaze work. and they don't want to kick me in the dick either way.
00:57:26
Speaker
I'm more set up for it now. I got a new stuff. Your guys' six-hour time limit, is that from where you do your podcast, like through Spotify? Yeah, you can only upload six hours at Zencast at a time.
00:57:43
Speaker
so So if it goes over that, i have you got to edit some shit out and you got to find out the shitty parts to clip out. No, I just cut it half and do part one and a part two.
00:57:55
Speaker
We keep Saturdays raw, baby. ah but No car. Bareback. Bareback. He's raw dogging it out here on a Saturday night.
00:58:06
Speaker
where i Anyway, like go ahead. Sorry. and Anyway, sounds like we're going over tonight. So Blaze, Brian, and I have a mutual acquaintance i from the Haps days. and If you guys don't know about Haps, just Google it.
00:58:19
Speaker
And every time Blaze would come into a chat or and Blaze was live and she would come into a chat, she would always go, hey, a well then Blaze. when he when When Blaze joined the network. Blaze was admirer. wouldn't actually When Blaze actually became ah member of the network and he was like, I'm in let's do this shit.
00:58:46
Speaker
He was like, egglick, I got an idea for a show. and This is what I want to do. It's going to be whose argument is it anyways. and I was like, dude, I love the idea. I like the concept. Let's fucking go. He was like, dude, I'm going to dominate.
00:58:59
Speaker
i'm gonna I'm going to dominate everyone. I'm going to be the dominator. and i'm really like and I was like, you're going to be Daddy Blaze. and He was like, fuck, never mind. After that conversation, when it comes up, I'm like, hey, Daddy Blaze. Daddy Blaze. I love it. Give me PTSD, bitches. Blaze is like, I've seen some shit as a United States Air Force veteran, and I never had PTSD.
00:59:38
Speaker
and It was a half for a year and a half. that's been yeah
00:59:43
Speaker
PTSD is a real thing, motherfuckers. I've seen some shit. I've heard some shit. ah post some shit yeah are you guys Are you guys fans of Theo Vaughn at all?
00:59:55
Speaker
I love Theo Vaughn. He has one of the best fucking... He has a million good quotes. There's just endless supply. I'm familiar with the he's He's got a mullet. He's from the South. yeah He's a comedian.
01:00:10
Speaker
You probably don' you probablyly don't. He's got a vodka. He's like, yeah, I like raisins. They're like grapes that have seen some shit.
01:00:24
Speaker
Or been through some shit. It's hilarious. that's that Just remind me of that. like Seen some shit, bro. car shape bro Daddy Blaze has seen some shit.
01:00:35
Speaker
hey dady la Hey, Daddy Hey, Daddy Blaze. Oh, that's not going away anytime soon. We're going put that shirt. We're going that a shirt. We're to put that on shirt. you doing, What's What's What's up? What's up? What's What's What's up? What's up? What's What's up? up? What's up? What's What's up? What's up?
01:00:49
Speaker
What's What's up? What's up? What's What's What's What's What's What's up? What's What's up? What's What's up? What's up? What's What's What's What's What's What's What's up? What's up? What's up? What's What's up? What's What's up? What's What's What's What's up? What's What's up? What's up? What's What's What's What's What's up? What's up? What's What's up? What's What's What's What's What's What's up?
01:01:03
Speaker
What's up? What's up? What's up? What's What's up? What's What's What's What's What's up? What's up? What's up? What's What's up? What's What's What's What's What's What's up? What's up? What's What's up? My name is Grandpappy Blaze.
01:01:15
Speaker
Grandpappy Blaze. Nikki and I were at the grocery store. and I'm a new reader. She went into the grocery store to start shopping. and i was I was out in the car. i had to fill out some some some some paperwork. and When I came into the grocery store, I was like...
01:01:34
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a being extra creepy. Yeah, like I was being extra creepy. When they're growling? That's exactly what I did. I was like, and I was like being extra creepy. I was like, where's she at?
01:01:50
Speaker
And I wanted to like come up behind her. So I like found her and I came up behind her and I was like, hey girl, what's your name is? and She was like, shut the fuck up.
01:02:02
Speaker
ah I'm like, I'm trying to get your number. What's up? but sir She was like, shut up, you're stupid. How bummed would you have been if she would have been like, oh, hey, and then she saw it was you and like, oh.
01:02:17
Speaker
That's the expectation. That would just crush your whole spirit. No, no, that's the expectation. that's Isn't that what Lazy does to you with the restraining orders?
01:02:30
Speaker
and Fuck his restraining orders. Yeah, he doesn't he doesn't abide by them. Because the law can't keep us apart. Well, what from my understanding, you don't either. You don't either, Lazy. I mean, you can't know you guys are breaking them bad.
01:02:45
Speaker
Hey. We are breaking bad together as a unit. I can't quit you, Lazy. I can't quit you. I can't quit you either. You complete me.
01:02:57
Speaker
Hey, that's not how it worked last Saturday. Keep your beard warm for me, bro. I'm going curl up in that later. yeah what is We have officially crossed the line ladies and gentlemen shit eight We have line actually on
01:03:29
Speaker
No, no, no, no, not speechless. I just wanted to let... was just going to tell you. He's speechless. No, no, no, no, no. Glick is never speechless.
01:03:41
Speaker
No, no, no, I have words. I was going to say, this beard is always warm for you, baby girl.
01:03:51
Speaker
Well, you took you it took you a few a few seconds to actually respond on that one, bud. I took his breath away, Wally. What do you want me to say? i a Lazy, you do it for all of us. I'm sorry. I got a admit i to it.
01:04:10
Speaker
I had to allow Lazy his proper pop. He got a good pop. As a wrestling fan, that was a good pop. yeah You don't want to lean on somebody's joke. You got to let it run out. I can't take away from that. Lazy, you get a gold star. Yeah.
01:04:27
Speaker
Wait, wait, wait. Why am I special, Blaze? God damn it. That shit was funny, man. That shit was hilarious. That was a well-deserved good pop. You know, a good... This hat that I'm wearing, it doubles as a helmet, so I am special. I like to lick your windows.
01:04:46
Speaker
I got a window you can lick while he's... That's why he said to keep the beard warm for him. Because he's going to lick your window for you. That's what I do. That's what I do. I let him curl up right inside the beard.
01:05:01
Speaker
I stroke his his pasty white skin. oh this is what you This is what you have to look forward to, Rocky. When you reach full Sasquatchian, you'll find yourself. by mail You'll find your true albino love.
01:05:17
Speaker
I have found my albino love. Too bad you already took lazy. What's that? crack la Lazy is mine. Lazy is mine. and And I will assert my dominance on any bitch that tries to take Lazy
01:05:38
Speaker
I've imprinted on Lazy. You've already imprinted.
01:05:46
Speaker
literally oh i touched my name on his ass i mean wait what
01:05:56
Speaker
oh what lazy has a tattoo i won't tell you guys where it's at but it says property of the truth finally comes out huh i see how it is when was that gonna come out where's the tattoo at when was that gonna come out ist that due at but Don't you worry about it. You know how you you want to you want to you want to see the tattoo?
01:06:18
Speaker
You subscribe to all to Lazy Glicks OnlyFans. 20 bucks a month worth every penny. every penny. way this had run it in me ah The sad part is Glick, he forgot to tell you yes where the the other tattoos also says it's a property of Wally, too, on there. So don't forget about that, Lazy. Well, actually, in all honesty, the other tattoo says Glick made Wally tap because he's a bitch.
01:06:45
Speaker
but i That's why your ass cheeks spells Wally across the tattooed across the ass cheeks, right? No, it doesn't say Wally. It says wipe me. it just It's the story. Blix Tramp Stamp. Wipe me.
01:07:03
Speaker
while likelix tramp stamp white me Don't move. Like I said, Rocky, I don't make the rules.
01:07:18
Speaker
um me ah while you come
01:07:24
Speaker
like ah like i said bla rocky and don't make the rules of reaching full Sasquatchian status it is what it is we went in order to to reach full Sasquatchian you had to find a tiny little albino to make your own and I found mine and he's a beautiful creature and I will love him forever click without a beard you look like the lead singer of the Foo Fighters
01:07:52
Speaker
I'll take this as a compliment. I can get that one. When Rocky, when Rocky had, he he changed his PMP, but before he changed it, i was like, I know that's young Glick, but I'm like, that looks like the dude from the fucking Foo Fighters. Oh, wait a minute. Oh, Bliggs, what happened to it? Did you take it off?
01:08:15
Speaker
no, hold on a second. Hey, Jedi. Jedi. yeah You want to see a picture of a Glick high out of his mind on edibles?
Glick's Edible Experience
01:08:26
Speaker
It should still be on there.
01:08:28
Speaker
Oh yeah, I do.
01:08:36
Speaker
Nobody will ever know. Wow.
01:08:41
Speaker
yeah yeah wait ah like if a blake falls in the forest and nobody's around to hear it does it make a sound nobody will ever know wow Bro, i would that was my second experience with edibles after I almost died.
01:08:58
Speaker
And then it was like... I made that mistake early on with edibles taking way too much and you don't even know. Am I in space or am I still on earth? Where the fuck am I?
01:09:09
Speaker
Dude, bro, my first experience with edibles was fucking amazing. Dude, I love edibles. we were Dude, we were doing the show and Nikki was, she gave me a quarter edible and then like a half hour later, she's like, you feel anything?
01:09:24
Speaker
And I'm drinking and I'm like, nah, I don't feel shit. Like, I'm just doing the show. It speaks the fuck up on you. Dude, I'm doing a Saturday night show. I'm like, nah, I don't feel anything. She's like, here, here's another one. She gave me ah another quarter and and she's like, half hour later, you feel anything? Nah, I'm just doing the show, man, having a good time.
01:09:45
Speaker
Another quarter, half hour later, another quarter, I got a full-ass edible in me. Man, nothing. And she's like, all right, fuck it. Here's a half edible. She comes back, how are you feeling? I'm like, but I'm feeling good.
01:09:59
Speaker
Like, I don't feel anything. These edibles are fucking lame. Y'all are losers. like And then she's like, here's another half. Dude, like the last 30 minutes, the edibles started kicking in.
01:10:11
Speaker
And I'm like, You are literally just speaking my edible story out loud as your own. That is exactly what happened. I wasn't on screen, though. That's the only difference.
01:10:23
Speaker
Yeah. This is the first time I've ever had edibles. but At two edibles in, half hour or so left in the show. Actually, I just put it up for our throwback. i'll find the I'll find the audio. I'll find the video again.
01:10:36
Speaker
I want to see it. I want to see it. I'm two edibles in, and I'm like, I've been drinking the whole time, and I'm like, yep You get crossfaded like that. Oh, shit.
01:10:47
Speaker
I'm like, fuck yeah, man. I'm feeling good. and then like We're trying to end the show. and tony d ah man Tony D was like, you can't even stand up and walk. and I got up and did the Ric Flair strut.
01:11:00
Speaker
and I did a woo! We ended the show. a bar. but end of the show and then nickkki and i went to a bar ah her her One of her best friends is a bartender at the VFW back home where Nikki's from.
01:11:16
Speaker
and and and ah By time we hit the bar, I'm just... Man. I'm on cloud nine. I'm in outer space, bro.
01:11:28
Speaker
and I'm like, this is great. and And we walk into the bar, and I didn't know it, but Tweedledee and Tweedledum over another shot podcast, Bill was DJing at the VFW.
01:11:43
Speaker
And we walk in. And she but she propped me up against the wall, and she was like, he's your problem. Keep an eye on him. And I'm just loving life, man. Dude, there's, like, not a problem in the world. Bill and I are kind of talking, and we're having Oh, yeah, everything just it kind of melts away. You don't give a shit.
01:12:01
Speaker
I'm like, I had cotton mouth like a motherfucker. So I'm just being fed Pepsi. Yeah, like I'm just being given by Pepsi after Pepsi after Pepsi. I'm on cloud nine, bro. This is the greatest experience in my fucking life.
01:12:16
Speaker
Well, then a few months later, few months later, Wally's boobs. A few months later, we're here at home, and I'm getting ready to start the Saturday night show. got Jeff on here. I've got Tony D on here.
01:12:28
Speaker
And Nikki comes back, and she's behind me. She's like, open your mouth. And I'm like, whatever. And she shoves a bowl. That's all it takes. Somebody just walks up, opens your mouth. I've been to a time or two. I've been to prison a time or two. You know what? Nothing Nothing to hide.
01:12:48
Speaker
When your spouse is just open your mouth, you just open your fucking mouth. exactly. exactly yeah When you're sniffing another, I trust her. I got trust her. She's like, open your mouth. and I'm just like, ah. She shows them a whole ass edible my mouth.
01:13:05
Speaker
girl and We're doing a show. She shows that whole entire dildo my mouth. All of it. The whole, all of it. and And we're like an hour into the show, and I'm like, we got to go to break, guys.
01:13:18
Speaker
and and And Jeff and Tony are like, okay. and And I had like two or three beers, and I'm like, we got to go to break. We got to go to break. Shut the fuck up. We're going to break. And I just hit music, and I walk away. And, dude, I started, dude, it was the most violent vomiting I've ever had in my role life.
01:13:37
Speaker
What? i cri ah Dude, I crawl into the bathtub. I turn the shower on. Mickey's out in the living room. Two hours later, I could have been dead for asking you.
01:13:49
Speaker
Two hours later, she comes back and she finds me in the bathtub. and She was like, what the fuck are you doing? i was like, don't know. I'm fucking puking.
01:13:59
Speaker
I'm throwing up. I think you poisoned me. I think I'm going to die. thank you what's that I don't know what's happening. so i get like she hates She helps me get out of the shower.
01:14:10
Speaker
I'm drying off. I get dressed. I go lay in bed. I thought I was going to die. i thought it was the end
Humorous Stories and Sounds
01:14:17
Speaker
of the world. The apocalypse. How strong were those edibles, bro? I don't know, man. I don't know nothing about them.
01:14:23
Speaker
And then, like, 20 minutes later, after laying in bed, boom, second wave hits me. And I'm on cloud nine, bro. And I'm hungry as fuck.
01:14:34
Speaker
Oh, that's the, that's okay. That's the reason I hate edibles. I get so through that hard for munchies. I've gained so much weight since I started, since I started doing edibles. Cause I, I normally take them like, actually use them to time myself out when I'm on panels because I know I'm going to stay up all night long. Just bullshitting with people. Check check Yeah, dude.
01:15:01
Speaker
I'm fucking... i um wave The second wave hits, I'm on cloud nine. I'm high as a motherfucker. I'm hungry as motherfucker. I'm eating everything in the kitchen.
01:15:11
Speaker
And then I come back here. What's going on, Rachel? Oh, shit. Rachel's here. What's going on, Rachel? Hey. yeah And that's where that picture comes from. I got i got peanut butter, banana, potato chip sandwiches, and a bag of, it not not a regular size, a family-sized bag of veggie straws.
01:15:32
Speaker
And I'm back here eating them happy as, ain't nobody ever been as happy as Glick, high as hell, eating peanut butter, banana, potato chips, and veggie straws.
01:15:48
Speaker
That is great. And that's and that's true. God damn story. Hey, why? Hey, Blazin. What's up? to I got to say thank you. You inadvertently did something last week.
01:16:03
Speaker
You made this like sound. Do you remember that? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I do remember that. yeah no yeah I just want to say thank you, Blazin, for sparking my creativity again. Can we hear it? Can we hear it? f Joe, you need to put you need to put that clip in this chat. That is the funniest shit ever.
01:16:28
Speaker
ah So basically, Blazin, I made about 100 different sounds off of a you doing that. Oh, Jesus. Nice Facebook message, Wally. Oh, no. There's a ton, dude. and it it was humli i know i I know I wrote down the time, and I have so many timestamps on here. Somebody sent Shaka sent it to us.
01:16:53
Speaker
Yeah, the problem is is I write timestamps down, and I don't put... anything there. I just put a fucking number. So I don't know where it's from or... Holy shit!
01:17:06
Speaker
I just added him to the stage. What happened? There he is. What the fuck? Who keeps taking him now? I'm going to go piss and get more beverages. I'm on this.
01:17:18
Speaker
Okay. I want to hear some of this mixing fucking Rocky.
01:17:24
Speaker
Oh, hey. But before that, hey, Lazy, you still there? You said what? Lazy, you still there?
01:17:35
Speaker
Lazy is gone. Lazy is on mute. I was going to say, I was going to take his gold star away. Oh. Yeah. i was going to take his gold star away
01:17:47
Speaker
yeah i I had to call it out. i to just I just wanted to make sure I came on. If I didn't do anything else before I lost consciousness with me drinking beer, I needed to tell Blazin that I'm so thankful. i've made I want to
Welcoming Michael Copenhaver
01:18:02
Speaker
hear it. It's not even one song. made a I made three different songs just off of that little thing you did.
01:18:11
Speaker
And it's so fun, man. It was so fun. I was like, this is great. i have It's called The Blazin' Pack. Isn't that sick? Oh, Jesus, I want to hear it. Michael, how'd your night go, buddy?
01:18:23
Speaker
I did what I love to do. Got paid for it. Had a great fucking time. I didn't work for a second. There you go, man. okay hawk it I wish that was the truth. I'm fucking lying to you.
01:18:36
Speaker
Hold on a goddamn minute. I took Lazy's gold star away. Why would you do that? Because because i upgrade I upgraded it. Because what he did was pretty fucking funny. So I upgraded it to the the golden butt plug.
01:18:51
Speaker
extra special the extra are special thanks blaze appreciate you looking out for me bro center bit very talented the blaze but god a minute i i've said it i've said it a couple times tonight ae give me the fuckinglore you assholes yeah the floor You let him know, please.
01:19:17
Speaker
keep Okay, wait. If you got some big announcement, we got to full screen him. We got to full screen him. Oh, yeah, we do got to full screen How do I full screen I'll do this. I got it. There There you go. Oh, God. Ladies and gentlemen, I've said it a couple times. I don't like that. That's gross.
01:19:33
Speaker
I don't like that. You're fucking bare. The gray in your beard fucking reflects off that blue light. It's like anything else. it's gross.
01:19:45
Speaker
i don't like It reminds me of the curls on a Hasidic Jew's beard. Word for Rocky. gather so seriously no Seriously, guys. um The newest member the of the Ninasensical family, I've mentioned it a couple times tonight. You guys are like, who the fuck is he talking about? What the fuck is he even talking about?
01:20:06
Speaker
All these boobs are the new member. ah i would like to introduce you do I would like to introduce all of you guys to the professional idiot, our friend, our brother, Michael Copenhaver.
01:20:18
Speaker
ah He is officially
Stoner Stories and Comedy
01:20:19
Speaker
ah ah member of the Nonsensical family. Yeah, I see you dressed up tonight, man. I like you. Welcome to the family, man. Oh, man. He's dressed for the nines. Look at this motherfucker.
01:20:31
Speaker
ah hey Looking good. ah stage ris yeah i was just say, Go ahead, Rocky. No, no, no. I was just going to say, have you seen that Kanye West thing? Like when they were and introducing them at the Oscars and she had wanted and he ran on stage and was like, Hey, like, I'm happy for you. I appreciate you. and Anybody know what I'm talking about? And he was like, but what's Taylor Swift incident? I'm look.
01:20:58
Speaker
yeah that so all um look Michael, welcome to the network. Very happy to have you. Where are my admin permissions I've been asking for since day one?
01:21:10
Speaker
You're not allowed, Rocky. Sorry. Go away. Rocky. Rocky. Rocky, hit me up tomorrow. I'm going to give you one better than admin. Thank you.
01:21:22
Speaker
Whoa. Asking yourself. Get banned. I got i gotta to draw the line. I got to draw the line. I don't know who dropped Rocky, but that that's unacceptable.
01:21:33
Speaker
That's unacceptable. That's unacceptable. rocky iraqy Rocky is like VIP status. bray is like me status That was hilarious. The real champ is here with Rocky being here.
01:21:51
Speaker
Sorry. Glick, you got to Rocky's here now. no See you later, bud. No, he had it right. He was just a fill-in. Thanks for your time, Glick. fuck i out but if yeah or who keeps out Whoever's dropping Rocky is drunk hit dropping the wrong guy.
01:22:13
Speaker
like gotta get the fuck out it like you gotta get the fuck out of here drop bylake and then rocky' gone
01:22:22
Speaker
Well, we are brothers. It's kind of hard to tell us apart. so yeah we are we we are We are brothers. i mean yes saqua others yeah You all look the same. We all kind of do.
01:22:33
Speaker
Wow, that's racist. You're saying Sasquatches look the same? Yeah, what is that supposed to mean? What are you crying? you see You guys need some more tissues? You're going to say people? You're going to say you people next? I apparently wasn't clear the first time.
01:22:52
Speaker
Restraining order. Oh, wait. I am the clearest person on channel. You are the whitest person here. Calm down, Flickrass. Easy, kill it. Hey, Blake, that's another restraining order. We're up to 40. Michael. Michael, dude. Yes. Dude, tell us about yourself in the audience and stuff, man. Like, I haven't heard of you, so I would like to know more.
01:23:19
Speaker
Well, I'll tell you a stoner story that happened tonight. Uh-oh. You guys want hear a nice stoner story? I do. i Fuck yeah. So I had a live comedy show tonight.
01:23:30
Speaker
had a live comedy show tonight. It went great. Thanks for asking. And after the show, I'm giving up the money and shit. And I said, well, on buddy. I said, hey, you guys from weed. I want to get high.
01:23:41
Speaker
He said, I got weed in the car. I said, well, go spin it up. I'll get this shit together. going to come out and pay it. She brings me the joint. I pay him his money, pay everybody else out. We smoked a joint. There's just three of us.
01:23:52
Speaker
And I got so goddamn high, I don't know what the fuck was in that thing. PCP or some shit. Sparky gave me Sherm. Went back in the hotel. the button for the fucking elevator. Sat there waiting for the elevator. Stepped in the elevator and panicked. like, fuck.
01:24:05
Speaker
I got lost. It's a dead end hallway.
01:24:11
Speaker
well Who does that? How high you have to be to wait for the elevator and watch it open and then go, fuck, I'm lost. I'm in a dead-end hallway.
01:24:23
Speaker
I jumped out of the elevator to realize i was in the elevator. i went, oh my god. i can't wait to go I cannot wait to tell everybody this one. That's why you're a professional idiot. You blazed yourself. You you pulled a blaze blaze. That's pretty much a blazing thing.
01:24:40
Speaker
Yes, Jedi. Okay. Michael, do you have any YouTube clips of your stand-up? I would love to see. I love stand-up comedy. The southea city on the youtube stuff you can see on YouTube for free is ah it's old shit.
01:24:57
Speaker
It's not the new polished stuff. I'm and a professional and I've won some awards for comedy and stuff. I'm a world-winning comedian. If you want to see the good shit, message me and I'll send you some ah some of the private stuff you can't see unless I can show it to you. There you go, Lazy. Where where do I find you?
01:25:13
Speaker
Don't. Don't. ah shit ah here yeah I'll drop it i'll drop drop it in the comments. I'll drop it in the comments. yeah like No, no. I woke up this morning to a private YouTube video clip from Mike on a mic.
01:25:30
Speaker
Wow. All the marvelous ones. I'm touching myself. I love Stan McComney. you touch i love no matter what i love extend comedy No.
01:25:42
Speaker
i
01:25:46
Speaker
What did I miss? oh i got I got a message from Michael this morning. I got a message from Michael. I woke up, I looked at my phone, and it was like, your new favorite tag team in wrestling.
01:25:59
Speaker
Don't you dance to me, Michael. Hey, Glick, your kryptonite is here with us tonight. The new soon-to-be people's champ, Michael, is here for trivia nights, man. All I can say about that, thanks for pointing that out. I got one thing to say.
01:26:21
Speaker
lot Thanks for pointing that out. Glick, don't you dare skip any months. I want it to be that much more embarrassing when I pound your ass. i'm goingnna be yeah i'm gonna you fish you've got yougo wait i got the ego, son.
01:26:36
Speaker
i'm gonna post that video on marvelous ones Do it. Why do you think I said it to you? Why do think I said it to you? Play it right now. Play it tonight. You can't embarrass me. I'm a immune to embarrassment.
01:26:48
Speaker
I was, I was, I'm not going to lie. I was a little bit disturbed, a little bit turned on. Oh. You got exactly what we were going for. Down goes Glick.
01:27:01
Speaker
I was like, man, I thought I loved Mike, but now he's rubbing baby oil on his face. basically naked body? Yeah. Put it up. Let everybody watch it. I love it. You got the special treatment.
01:27:17
Speaker
Yeah, I understand why you're tag team partner. His tag team partner wasn't the only one going, whoo! That was the first thing this morning. I wake up after after talking to this guy until 4 o'clock in the morning.
01:27:33
Speaker
I wake up at 10 o'clock this morning. and I'm like, oh, hey, Mike sent me a message. Oh, God, Mike sent me a message. I need to go watch this. I'm going to have to read this in the bathroom. looks like, boink! Oh!
01:27:47
Speaker
oh but but Pretty much. for a water
WrestleMania Watch Party
01:27:55
Speaker
well Are you taking a chomp mama? um but so not like nothing Not only do we have the the big news about Mike joining the network and and and creating an absolute terror in the streaming and podcasting world between the four of us, but I think this Wednesday...
01:28:20
Speaker
I just got the look of death. Mama will be my new co-host on What the Fuck News. Oh, you mean the one?
01:28:31
Speaker
Yeah. Nikki's taking over Wednesday. I said you might be. Uh-oh. She's still at the beginning. You got a big pop when I said that.
01:28:44
Speaker
wait which Wednesday nights are going to be more fun. So Wednesday is the what the fuck. Yeah. That means like a cheer, like excitement. Oh.
01:28:57
Speaker
I'm sipping on it. and By the way, Glick, on Wednesday, I went to go and jump up and you were already done. You had a pretty short stream on. Yeah, no, Blaze had an idea that I've been tossing around for an idea. And Nikki said that she might be down.
01:29:13
Speaker
And Nikki might be my new co-host on What the Fuck News. Oh, you mean you'll be Nikki's co-host? Yeah. yeah my niy's I will be on What um no somebody of know that or he yeah that'll be awesome dude That would be awesome. niki nikki Nikki does all of our swag, all of our merch. is gonna get i told her Michael, by the way, I told her that you want a baby cow on a T-shirt wearing a Jason Voorhees mask.
01:29:48
Speaker
but She was like, I'll see what I can do. You got me two weeks to figure it out. I'll just see in two weeks. Yeah, Michael. So in two weeks, guys, Saturday. So apparently in two weeks.
01:30:01
Speaker
Saturday Night Nonsensical Nonsense is going to be a WrestleMania show. So we're still going to do the show on Saturday night, but we're going to watching WrestleMania live. Michael will be here in person, it sounds like.
01:30:14
Speaker
and And then we'll watch WrestleMania and, of course, do our typical Saturday night shenanigans as well. So we're going to draw in the wrestling fans, WrestleMania watch party.
01:30:27
Speaker
There's going to be another guest, too. do you want to keep it a secret? Who's the other guest? You don't want to give it a secret? yeah Bring it on. I'm ready for it. Nobody likes secrets. he are Favorite Kentuckian is going to come up and hang out with us too, baby. Oh, yeah. Are you going to be here for WrestleMania weekend?
01:30:47
Speaker
That's my plan, but I don't know what what I'm going to lend or except anti-wrestling jokes. You know what? I'll try to show up too and we can just hang out and do our own thing. We're going to make them watch wrestling and we can't make them like it, but we're going make them watch wrestling.
01:31:02
Speaker
It'll be a WrestleMania reaction party. I haven't watched wrestling in years. I'm not opposed to it. um Cash will be here. Cash will be here.
01:31:13
Speaker
I'll be here. We're going get Cash i'm on the show. It'll be a Saturday night nonsensical nonsense, but it's going to be a WrestleMania watch party, man. So we're going the wrestling fans involved, but we're also going to do what we normally do on Saturday night. So it's like a whole fucking clusterfuck of just let's roll. So I get there harassed Cash twice in one day?
01:31:34
Speaker
yeah Dude, we're making our picks next Saturday. wanna make I almost want to make that almost want to make next Saturday Patreon-only exclusive. Wait, that's next Saturday?
01:31:46
Speaker
No, too sorry good you said over two weeks from yesterday because it's Sunday now. ah Hold on a second. yeah Two weeks. it's it's it's ah No, dude, that's the thing. Man, 420, Hitler's birthday.
01:31:59
Speaker
Easter. Jeebus Zombie. shit I didn't realize it was Hitler's birthday. Why'd you bring up Hitler's birthday? Because it's 420, motherfucker. That's not what we're going to be celebrating.
01:32:13
Speaker
i think I found a way to make Hitler funny. Happy weeks here for me. It's WrestleMania weekend. It's 420 weekend. The zombie Jeebus Krivist and Hitler's birthday all wrapped up in one weekend.
01:32:29
Speaker
The poor horsemen. I'm here for it. Dude, you got to hear this. That's as evil as square joint. You got to hear that. Only in your world, Blythe. It What the rock? Who did that and where did it come from?
01:32:42
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hold that is as evil as a square joint gotta hear that only in your world bla it is it is the force what a rock you spoke who did that and where did it come from Where did you go? Where did you come from, Katnagy? You got to hear this.
01:33:05
Speaker
You got to hear this little tidbit of Hitler trivia from Michael. This blew my fucking mind last week last night. It makes me laugh. I think I tried it tonight as a part of the set.
01:33:19
Speaker
You mentioned Hitler. People tell it's tune right out, but I don't give a fuck. I think I found a way to make Hitler funny. I watch a lot of documentaries. I like to learn. I'm very curious. And I was watching this documentary about Hitler and his father's name was not Hitler.
01:33:33
Speaker
His father's name changed his name to Hitler. So imagine if you will, hordes of SS guys going, Heil Schicklgruber, Heil Schicklgruber, Heil Schicklgruber.
01:33:47
Speaker
sick gruber Oh, fuck, yeah. I can only imagine like every last guy in the army going, fuck this. His name's too long. Let's get him out of here. What do you say about Jews?
01:33:58
Speaker
He's out of here. We're really following Schickle Gruber? No. We're going to defect to the state. Fuck this guy, Schickle Gruber. Schickle Gruber.
01:34:09
Speaker
i personally I thought that was fucking hilarious. That is good. you' right cause you'll imagine Could you imagine picking up a book at the bookstore? Mein Kampf by Schickelberger? My struggle.
01:34:26
Speaker
The name Schickelberger. Schickelberger. I was like, he's leading the Aryan race? Schickelberger? No. Everybody talked at once. heard none of you.
01:34:37
Speaker
know no yeah yeah everybody's talking at one none none of you yeah Are you telling me a guy named Schickelberger murdered um over a million Jews?
01:34:53
Speaker
That's the German way of saying it. In American, that would be Schittberger.
01:35:02
Speaker
he didn' That's fine. I'm not buying what you're selling, Shitburger.
01:35:11
Speaker
Damn it, Shitburger. I want that report on my desk by the end of the day
01:35:18
Speaker
day. What's up, Chris? oh Hey, Michael, real quick. Did you have a pretty decent crowd tonight for your show? had a great crowd tonight for the show. We packed the house, awesome which was great.
01:35:31
Speaker
Every comedian but one was a total fucking professional. They all killed it. What I did tonight is something I don't normally do. I don't like doing showcases because nobody gets enough time.
01:35:43
Speaker
and Usually, I bring in like talent, talent. but What I did for tonight was a lot of local folks, lot people close in the area, keep begging, can I get on your show? Can I get on your show? You need 20 minutes to do my shows.
01:35:54
Speaker
These fuckers don't have 10. and you was just going to ask how long your sets are. I'm a headliner. i'm a headlineer I can do over an hour. Oh, yeah. You can do over i maybe be six hours. standing i head no problem I got tons and tons of time. I've been doing this shit for long enough.
01:36:08
Speaker
Longer than I reflect on what I get paid. Let's put it that way. But like everybody killed it, but one person, i ended up throwing her ass out of the fucking room. I couldn't stand She had a shit set and then just kind of fucked with everybody.
01:36:21
Speaker
And it was just awful. It's like, you know the rules. Oh, she kind of took it out on everybody. You don't fucking make noise through the show. B, call yourself a comedian. What the fuck are you heckling for? Get the fuck out of here. she Oh, she was a fellow comedian heckling is like, that's fucking, that's the party foul. shit and she's a see you next Tuesday. That's what she is.
01:36:39
Speaker
She's an open mic. She's not a comedian. She thinks she's a funny person. and you know what you deal with people like Yeah, absolutely. You've got to be a professional to do what I do. Well, do, sure. But mean, these guys, these guys may all have they all have a good spark of talent.
01:36:55
Speaker
And they've got a real real chance to do something with time. But they have, they're around here, I'm in a small market area. There's not a lot of comedy, ah other than what I do, that's really worth doing, other than open mics and shit.
01:37:07
Speaker
So these are generally open mic folks, folks who have been in for a couple of years, who are still working on the craft, And I'll tell you what, everybody but that twat killed it. got a question for you Do you know the name Billy Squires?
01:37:24
Speaker
It's Bill Squire. It's Bill Squire, MMS radio headliner nationally. Minimum 12 specials out. I sure do know Bill. I've worked with Bill twice.
01:37:35
Speaker
And I've got a story about Bill that I'll never tell. don't think that's my yes the real rock. That's actually my cousin. That looks like a guy doing white. Don't mention me and your cousin Bill. Bill's not fond of me. I want to hear this story that you'll never tell. I just wanted to know if you knew him or not because he does stand out in everything else. and What's sad is, I'll be honest with you, my dad's side of the family, here's a little dirt on him.
01:38:02
Speaker
they were His mother and stuff grew up in the Mormon lifestyle. like that background. lifestyle so And he makes fun of it and everything. It took his mom almost 10 years of him doing his stand-up to finally come and see one of his shows because he made fun of her religion and everything else. And
Rocky's Album Anticipation
01:38:21
Speaker
now she's a big supporter finally after almost 15 years of him doing it.
01:38:27
Speaker
but Good, good. One of my two biggest fans is my mother. She's been to almost every show i've ever done. But yeah, when I found out you were a stand-up around here. Cocoa Foam and a little mustache.
01:38:38
Speaker
ah But yeah yeah, I just didn't know if you knew him or not because of him being around from the area and stuff. But yeah, that's unfortunately, yeah, that's part of my dad's family. action I actually still kind of stay in contact with. So I just didn't know if you knew him or not. personally I do. I highly recommend. don't Don't mention me to Bill. Yuck.
01:38:57
Speaker
Not fond of me. For all the wrong reasons. I love he was great guy. I thought he was a great guy. i worked with him twice. I thought it was a success. and yeah Apparently, he didn't think the same thing.
01:39:11
Speaker
Between me and you, dude, it's all good, man. i just want Like I said, I was just throwing it out there in case you knew. Yeah, I do. I harbor no will toward him. I don't know. I have a specific feeling about Cousin Bill.
01:39:23
Speaker
Hey, that's all good, man. You guys you guys has got your your thing, and that's all that matters. That's between you guys. so bonu It is what it is. It's between nobody. We don't we don't talk. it's um yeah there's a do do It's a story, but I'm not telling it publicly because of your i would never put his name out there like that.
01:39:43
Speaker
Nope, you're good, man. I'm going to be checking your stuff out later. I love that. I'll send you my Facebook's in there and my ah YouTube's in there, but again, the YouTube stuff you can get to for free really isn't... I mean, it's good, but now it's very good. A lot tighter.
01:39:59
Speaker
mean, those videos, a lot of them three, four years old. Don't tell Blaze. What? Don't tell Blaze. Don't tell Blaze, but Michael and I have a new...
01:40:12
Speaker
ah you It's exclusive. You can only get it for it get it if you pay for it. It's not the rest stop stories. It is the truck stop stories between Michael and I. Oh, Glick, we already knew you were a lizard lot. A lot lizard.
01:40:28
Speaker
just liked the fuck out of that one. a big old old lizard. A lot lizard. um we
01:40:43
Speaker
Michael is bringing sexy back. yeah You must have just got out of prison. Maybe. and i still hurt to negotiate I'm prison hot.
01:40:57
Speaker
Face for radio. Prison hot. It's not wrong. If were in prison together, I'd make Michael my bitch. I think you'd be the bitch, bro.
01:41:09
Speaker
Oh, Nonsensical Network. I've got a gift for you guys. like um oh It's going to be a collector's item. I have a couple of flyers from the show left.
01:41:20
Speaker
I get them laminated nice and stuff. going have everybody from that show, except for the twat, sign that shit, going to bring it down. so i' a man I'm going to produce it. I'm going to hand it right over to you, champ.
01:41:31
Speaker
And as you can either frame or something, do whatever you want with it. And it'll be worth money someday because three three out of the five signatures you're going to get are going to be shooting that pilot. Me and two of my friends on the show tonight are are in the pilot. um' um um um I'm down for that because like this right here.
01:41:48
Speaker
You guys can't see it because it it's the glare. But this is James Luker's set list. He hand wrote and he signed it and dated it for me and he gave it to me when Nikki and I went and seen him back in January.
01:42:05
Speaker
and this is going to go in a frame. And it will be – actually, eventually, I'm going to take these belts down all the people – you're going to send them to the real champ right here. Rocky, get on for giving up for the Rob champion.
01:42:24
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Rocky, you'll get one, and Mike will get two because the real champ went down – yeah rock You know what, Rocky? It looks good on that shoulder.
01:42:38
Speaker
It'll look good. Actually, what I was going to say, Rocky, but now I don't think it's going to happen. Now I think I've changed my mind. That's going to put your foot in your mouth.
01:42:49
Speaker
The wall wall is going to be the wall of fame. And what's this asshole down here at the bottom? Rock Lee. don't know. I am no longer claiming him as a brother, but he tries to claim me as a brother.
01:43:03
Speaker
When his album was released, and and I was going to make sure I got my signed autograph of the album, it was going to go center of the of the wall of fame. What? Do you want a vinyl of it?
01:43:15
Speaker
Because I was actually thinking about doing a few, but I didn't know if anybody cared. Hey, Rocky, I would i would actually i would adore a vinyl man. Yeah, that'd be sweet.
01:43:26
Speaker
ah Yeah, I'll do it just for how everyone on the network only, though. i mean i I mean, I'll pay you. I'll pay you. I'm just... Big fucks on me. How did you get a picture of me?
01:43:39
Speaker
but but But nobody believes I just think that would be dope Rocky, how long ah rocky rocky how long have i how how long have I been waiting for this album album and telling you to get this album out? ah how well Let me just counter that question by asking you how You don't answer a question with a question. and You don't answer a question with a question. yeah yeah michael get it on michael that' when i can have my permission but i didn't mean like but the reason the reason and I got is because you see that right there?
01:44:14
Speaker
bro specional so michael michael's my new ta gene partner He's the pit bull of the network, Rocky. Look out. Wait, wait, wait, wait. What were you going to ask me, Rocky? First and foremost, when the album is... I just want you to look right down there, Michael.
01:44:41
Speaker
And what does that say? well What does that say down there? I can't read. I'm old. oh They're too small. The box is too small. That's not what it says. he's too blind He's too blind and too deaf to read that. the professional. My professional is in bold.
01:44:59
Speaker
yes so yes my professionals in bold Oh, Glick, I was just going to say, you have the exclusive on everything I've done. I know everything about the album.
01:45:11
Speaker
Dude, there's so much shit that I want to talk about, and I know I cannot talk about it, man. And it's killing me inside. Rocky's album.
01:45:22
Speaker
Rocky's album. To me, musicians or any anybody does that kind of art, that's like magic to me. jo They take nothing, they make beautiful music out it, and that's amazing.
01:45:34
Speaker
Any time a musician approaches me and says, you're great, I love what you do, I couldn't do what you do so hard. No, it's not. I go to strangers and tell them about my big weird balls. That is not a skill or a talent. The only thing I need is an immunity to embarrassment. That's all I need.
01:45:52
Speaker
ah feel that one. yeah You have skill and talent. Rocky, respect, brother. I got to send you some Rocky rocky stuff. i and and Rocky, I'm sorry. I don't mean to blow you up.
01:46:06
Speaker
This cat's my little brother. this This is my guy. I thought you said I wasn't your little brother. Yeah, no shit. He just said you. He wasn't. Fuck you. who you know you all more the arrest i back in the family fuck you look like a little little little We got to pull the screen back. A little kayfabe. We're going to remove the kayfabe at the end of the day. this this guy is a This cat is my little brother. I love this dude to death. This is my dude. this is This is my guy. This is my ride or die at the end of day. Rocky is a musician.
01:46:40
Speaker
Rocky is a very talented musician. I have seen and I have video proof of this cat singing rock, country, R&B, rapping, freestyle rapping.
01:46:53
Speaker
Dude. Hey, Glick. Hey, Glick. Guys came at him. Yeah, guys came at him, and Rocky jumped in the studio and freestyled and buried motherfuckers.
01:47:06
Speaker
um He's an EDM guy. Actually, just yeah just a little just a little just a little sample. Actually, actually... Real quick, rocky made this Rocky made this for this show.
01:47:19
Speaker
If you'll allow me to play just just ah just a just like 30 seconds or so. Rocky, this is our intro for so Saturday night, and Rocky made it for us.
01:48:08
Speaker
That ass. Fuck yeah. That's our intro. Very cool, man. That's good shit. Then he killed it with the Fonzie song.
01:48:19
Speaker
Yeah, you allow me to do one more minute.
01:48:32
Speaker
on what nonsensical nonsense. but um Did you hit the button or did I hit the button, Blaze? i I didn't mess with anything, no. Okay. No. ah I don't know if you guys know who Judas or Fozzy is.
01:48:47
Speaker
Chris Jericho, wrestling guy, Lionheart. He has a rock band called Fozzy. Well, Rocky remixed their probably one of their biggest hits, if not their biggest hit.
01:49:01
Speaker
I'm just going to do like maybe a minute of this song, but this is a huge fan favorite on on Nonsensical Nonsense. Everybody loves it. And I think this is this was pretty big for you when you released it on TikTok, wasn't it? This was this was kind of a big deal for you.
01:49:22
Speaker
not your biggest Not your biggest TikTok video, but it was pretty huge. Yeah, it was yeah was that it like 1.7 million or something like that. Shout me out, dude.
01:49:35
Speaker
I'm just going to play like a minute of
01:49:41
Speaker
Now that I've betrayed, everyone I've ever loved, I've pushed them all away. And have been a slave to the truth that's in my mind.
01:49:54
Speaker
Is there something left for me to save in the wreckage of my life? My life, I'm gone.
Network Dynamics and Humor
01:50:42
Speaker
First and foremost, love that song. love Fozzy. Being a wrestling fan, love pull the curtain back.
01:50:59
Speaker
first and foremost i love that song i love fa being a really fan love me some chris jericho i love fucking fuzzy and and and and pull the curtain back I got a message from Rocky one day, and he was like, hey, man, check this out. This is my newest remix.
01:51:17
Speaker
And I was like, no, the fuck you did not. You did not just fucking remix Fozzie. And I listened to it, man. That's my jam. Dude, I don't know how to get that in Chris Jericho's ear. But I would love to get that in Chris Jericho's ear.
01:51:32
Speaker
The first three times I said Chris Benoit, I kept thinking Chris Benoit. I'm like, why are you a fan of that fucking... Sorry. Chris Benoit is not a role model, man.
01:51:48
Speaker
yeah Unfortunately, I'm going to need a Ouija board to get that in Chris Benoit's ears. Hey, guys, Blaze has got a question. Hit us with it, Blaze. No, I didn't have a question. I said that was fair.
01:52:02
Speaker
it I didn't have a question. oh I thought you said you had a question, man. Sorry. Misunderstanding. Wally is our moderator in this conversation. Well done, sir. Actually, speaking of Fozzie, they're coming to Cleveland, Ohio in October this year.
01:52:17
Speaker
Oh, it's birthday. You're in Cleveland, Wally? Yes. but well that No, I actually live in Mount Vernon. I'm about 30 minutes away from ah Glick. so yeah yeah to go Do do how about you you know Mike Meadows from ah Mount Vernon, wall and Mike Meadows?
01:52:36
Speaker
Yes. No shit. yep I told you I knew him. I told you I knew him, man. Wally and I have been friends since seventh grade. Yeah, I know Mike Meadows a long time.
01:52:50
Speaker
Let me introduce you guys. He's actually pretty good dude. let let me enter Let me introduce you guys. Wally, this is Mike. Mike, this is Wally. Yeah, we took care of that asshole. Thanks for being a day late and a dollar short.
01:53:02
Speaker
We got it. Can you run the ship? You run the ship? What the? We're going to sink. We're going to sink.
01:53:13
Speaker
Actually, Lazy Jedi is in control tonight. Yeah, Lazy, you're slacking, bud. Hey, Glick. We're going to have some more fun now.
01:53:25
Speaker
Glick's not here. Let's go. coach that's exact you as I don't know if knows. That's how people rage. Wally, I'm going to make you tap out. Hey, Glick.
01:53:39
Speaker
let me i go when you hit When you hit the hell, son of a bitch, fuck you. when i watch Do you need room for somebody? I'm going to tap Wally out.
01:53:51
Speaker
um No, no, no, no. you like you do you like When Wally and I get into the octagon, Blaze and Mike are commentating. Yep. The octagon is for men.
01:54:07
Speaker
but like you don't belong Oh, my God. Grow something. Hey, grow something. Clip that, y'all. Grow something. something something lift ah yall wrote something You got to grow something in that fleshy patch where nuts should be, and then you can go inside the office. I'm here to take that ego down, baby. I'm telling you. This is going to be heel over the deal.
01:54:39
Speaker
I will out-heel the deal. He is taking the nonsensical network. The new champ is here. Michael is here. Because he's sober. He's a sober swan right now nasty and ay manner What do you think?
01:54:53
Speaker
i We're going to have to do a spinoff channel. I'm still fucking stoned from yesterday. but this do show more often I can't believe I got
01:55:05
Speaker
like are you gay Wow. i've been like I've been like a domestic kid all Look on your face. I need her to say that. That is crazy. What does that even mean to me? I fucked with his ego so hard just now.
01:55:25
Speaker
He walked away to go to the bathroom to see if they really were gone. Yeah. He had to double check. No, no, no. He's like, Nicky, Nicky.
01:55:37
Speaker
and Check to me, please. still Is my ball still your purse? You haven't lost it. I was just going to say, well, Mike, it was nice having you on the network while you were here. I don't know what happened, but your admin rights were taken away. And now as punishment, you have to go be a part of another shot podcast. So Ow. Wait, wait, wait. Okay, this is kind of funny. Call the burn unit. Call the burn unit. Hey, he spent as much time on Nonsensical Network as Shane Gillis did on Saturday Night Live.
01:56:20
Speaker
Michael LaShane kills the nonsense. He is. What is on? What is going on right now? i you know I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I might have been really good about not taking shots at them, but I'm sorry. Mike got me so good. Do you know what? i had to I had to. Mike's going to check to see if your balls are in his purse. Click. Click.
01:56:44
Speaker
Click. First it's not purse or a mirth. It is a satchel. If you're a satchel, go fuck yourself. I love the new edition. I'm not awesome. I'm okay at best, but I thank you.
01:57:04
Speaker
um'm not awesome i'm okay at best but i thank you You're okay as a motherfucker. Let me just say, Michael.
01:57:16
Speaker
Sorry, go Glick. Go, Glick. Go, Glick. Go, go, go. Go ahead, go, go. Go ahead, Rocky. I was just going to say, I've never once, I've been watching Glick's stream since before this this platform, Facebook, TikTok.
01:57:29
Speaker
I'm forgetting names, I'm sure. Periscope, Haps, like... And all that time, I have never seen his face look like that off of one comment. Oh, hey, Glick. Just to let you know, now I got bad.
01:57:45
Speaker
Now we all got backup with Michael being part of the network. ah so you're shock buddy He's not part of the network. He is the network. No, no, no. Don't you dare. Don't you dare. That's disrespect. Don't disrespect. He's still the captain.
01:58:02
Speaker
I'm just here to make sure he understands. I run the ship. Look at me. I captain yeah oh I did. Hey, Lazy. Lazy, you're catching slits. You know what? you know what What's going on now? After four years of doing nonsensical nonsense,
01:58:29
Speaker
I have finally found a worthy opponent.
01:58:37
Speaker
One who is ready to step up to the plate and take on the challenge of the almighty Glick. Hey Glick, like I've said in a previous time since Michael's been part of this, down goes Glick.
01:58:50
Speaker
Down Glick. On his knees. You know what? I i got that got a second what Rocky said. but Damn it, Beastman. Like you said, man. Yeah, man. Like that that one comment kind of shut me off.
01:59:05
Speaker
I had to go backstage and be like, How do I come back from this? use your equivalent was It was the He went backstage, put on Eye of the Tiger, and he came back ready to fucking fight. just the equivalent It was the equivalent for you wrestling fans of Kevin Owens, pile jiving Randy Orton.
01:59:27
Speaker
And what Michael is doing is he's pile drive me and took me out of commission for a couple months. And now I'm coming back and the voices. i do oh yes he does. du du me lazy alcohol voices Now the voices are talking to me, man. I hear the voices I hear them. They talk to me. They console me.
01:59:47
Speaker
you know and I would never file drive you. I would never file drive you. Megan did it earlier. Everywhere I go, this is this is what I get. i might I might bite, Michael. I'm just saying. commercial I have not had all my shots, Michael, just so you know. I'm treating you like a dumbsock there, buddy.
02:00:14
Speaker
michael Michael has reawoken the Viper, man. like um Now I'm back on my game. I have to be on my game because Michael's here. I'm like, yeah, man. I'm like, I'm on the fucking show. am the game, baby. Are you ready to play the game?
02:00:31
Speaker
but like What you got to do now is actually restock extra tissues for when Michael burns your ass and toilet paper so you can wipe your ass where it hurts the most.
02:00:45
Speaker
And also, keep up on that preparation age. Where's that toilet paper? Show me on this story that toilet paper hurts your feelings. on the do floor Show me on the doll where Michael touched you. like Here, here, here. I also really liked when he touched me. It was everywhere. It was everywhere. Show me on the doll where Michael hurt you.
02:01:08
Speaker
It was everywhere. He didn't hurt me anywhere. made me feel really good. Not anywhere. He made me feel loved. He made me feel like I was special.
02:01:19
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she made me feel love made me feel like i was special That's why i thought a lot of people call me Uncle Daddy, too. Because i Uncle Daddy will hold you close and make you feel safe.
02:01:30
Speaker
And you might have to explain to your kids why wearing your robe in the morning. Holy shit, Blaze. You're stepping into dangerous territory.
02:01:43
Speaker
because it Because we already got Daddy Blaze. hey no we got now Are we going over that again? Goddamn. i Daddy Blaze. It sounds like it's an inside joke. I need it on. I don't know the Daddy Blaze thing. You've got to fill me in and then we'll continue.
02:02:01
Speaker
It was like moments. It was... Dad, I'm going to make it short, quick. It was moments, and they were sleeping. There was young lady on Habs. Actually, my friend, where is that?
02:02:16
Speaker
There was an old lady on Habs. yeah There was this old lady on Grindr that he hooked up with. Actually, you know what? She's not really that old. I mean, she's like um all his age.
02:02:29
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is yeah She's older. She's older mike ah she's Michael's age. There was a lady who was a little bit infatuated with Blaze on another platform.
02:02:44
Speaker
And when Blaze was live or she was live and she'd seen Blaze in the chat, she would say, Hey, Blaze. And then Blaze was like, And then when Blaze came on here and he was a part of the network, and I've told this story three times tonight, but I'm going to make it short and sweet.
02:03:01
Speaker
Blaze was like, hey, click I got an idea. Let me know what you think for a show. And it was Whose Argument Is It Anyways? And he kind of described it to me, and I was like, dude, I fucking love it. I think this is going be really cool.
02:03:11
Speaker
ah Which actually went from Whose Argument Is Anyways into Nonsense and Chill, which is equally just as good of a show. And Blaze is like, I'm going dominate I'm going to be the dominator.
02:03:24
Speaker
I'm going to dominate everybody. And then me, much like you, Mike, let's make things fucking weird. i was going to a manic episode. Yeah, then me, like me being and me, and I'm like, let's make it fucking weird because because that's that's fun.
02:03:41
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And I was like,
Inside Jokes and Camaraderie
02:03:42
Speaker
oh, you're going to be like Daddy Blaze. thats ah He was like, Blaze was like, oh my god, never mind. I'm not the dominator. I don't want to dominate I said, nope, you're Daddy Blaze.
02:03:52
Speaker
And then we incorporated the two into, hey, Daddy
02:04:02
Speaker
That's awesome. Now we have Uncle Daddy. Roll Tide. Uncle Daddy is here. Hashtag Roll Tide. Hey, Lazy. Lazy. Lazy. Check this out.
02:04:14
Speaker
You know what Glick gets? A fucking goddamn rusty neck. I mean, I was going to pile on a little bit, Blaze. I was going to say that that's the reason you combed your hair tonight. you thought You thought your fan was going to show up. me. Trust me. I promise you.
02:04:34
Speaker
I promise you. His fan. Damn beast mode. Jesus Christ. right Damn it, Beastmo.
02:04:48
Speaker
Beastmo gets a fucking rusty nail, too.
02:04:54
Speaker
That's for you. band Blaze's fan, his stalker, or whatever you want to call her, will never show up here. I guarantee that.
02:05:05
Speaker
why what he share i like What did he do to her? why is she yeah She's actually she's actually a pretty cool she's actually a pretty cool one hes not hate gleck Her and I hate other. Dude, her and I have gone rounds, and I've embarrassed her and made her look stupid on more, and which which speaks volumes. if i make I don't even know what he's talking about us in that vein. I've never seen those. I would ask yeah i have
02:05:39
Speaker
yeah Yeah, you would have to go back and listen to the trivia that she does. It speaks volumes if I make somebody look stupid because at the end of the day, I'm a big dumb animal, ladies and gentlemen.
02:05:52
Speaker
I'm just a fucking Sasquatch. You know I mean? However, don't do music trivia and not know the answers to the music trivia that you make up.
02:06:04
Speaker
Especially when I'm in the chat. Because I will burn you, I will embarrass you, and I will make you look stupid. And I did all three of those things. Oh, just just like Michael just did a minute ago?
02:06:17
Speaker
Go ahead, Johnny. Go ahead, Johnny Bong. I was just going to say, what kind of host doesn't know the nature to the own shit they put up? Brother, I hear you all the way. I'm a trivia host also. I fucked up twice. I fucked up twice. don't blame that though.
02:06:46
Speaker
yeah have some right i am not surprised but it is so funny so please down now now hold on second how long these has only been blaze has only been challenged one time what in his journey By the loser, give me um No, no, no no no it was it was a valid It was a valid challenge.
02:07:09
Speaker
However, where Blaze fucked up with was I have 12 questions that involve a picture, and I'm going to have 12 motherfucking dragons that nobody knows who they are, and this asshole right beside you, Jedi, is just going to say smog until he's right.
02:07:27
Speaker
It worked. It worked, though. you know If it works, you can't fault him for it. when You say smog four times. It works one out of four times. see Michael who just brought his trivia tactics. That's all.
02:07:43
Speaker
Michael had to ace up the sleeve. That's what it was. He had that hidden ace up there. He pulled it on you, Glick. It's like sex change or cologne.
02:07:54
Speaker
It's like Sex Panther cologne. It works 60% of 100% of the time. 60% of the time, it works every time. Get your timing together, Glick. You shit heel. Oh, my God. You shit heel. I'm a who was the five-year. Leave the comedy to me, the professional idiot, baby. I feel comfortable with but with the future of the Nonsensical Network with Michael at the helm.
02:08:22
Speaker
No, I don't want to be at the He's a reluctant champion. He is a reluctant champion. You shut your fucking whore mouth, Jedi.
02:08:35
Speaker
thank you you You fucking disgusting pig, Jedi. 41st or straight whore. Glick, I got something.
02:08:47
Speaker
You got the floor, Jedi. It's all you, buddy. It's all you. but Take over, bud. I would like to nominate Michael as a success. I loved you, Jedi. I loved you. I loved you.
02:09:01
Speaker
Adrian. This is what Jedi takes you.
02:09:09
Speaker
is what je i do be shame yeah He loved you, Anakin. You were like a president. and That was so good, Johnny. That is so spot on. Stay to the high ground. It'll be fine. Stay to the high ground. I don't want to be obsessed with this shit. I'm fucking fucking scar jackson what would umm Sam Jackson. Sam Jackson in Star Wars.
02:09:33
Speaker
I'm tired of these motherfucking nonsensical networks. sensibleical network i've tired of all these motherfuckers on these motherfucking nonsensical networks.
02:09:46
Speaker
oh I'd rather not be in charge. I just want to whisper in the guy in charge's ear. I'm posting this comment in Lazy. I apologize. But holy shit, Beast Mode. My God.
02:09:58
Speaker
My God. yeah um Jeez, Beastmunks, you're on one tonight, man. What the hell, Daisy? Damn. That's how me and my friends get along. they just They just bring me higher.
02:10:14
Speaker
Fair enough. Normally, a comment like that, I would have stuck up for Jedi. Jedi. You're on your own little pig. You're on your own piggy.
02:10:25
Speaker
Watch out. Watch out, Jedi. You might wake up with a horse head in your bed.
02:10:32
Speaker
You mean Glick? No, you. run He's got a godfather. You said Horset. I named it. I named the Horset. I loved you like a brother. I loved you like a brother.
02:10:45
Speaker
This is how you treat me. This is the respect I get. This is what i get back. I loved you like one of my own Jedi. I just need you. I'm just going to be doing this.
02:11:00
Speaker
I'm your best man, Glick. I can't do anything. to ah sweet yeah be town you gonna turn against me? You're going to turn against me too, Rocky?
02:11:11
Speaker
ah Do you see what I'm dealing with in your chat? I'm getting it from all angles. I got it from Megan earlier, and I got it from Beast Mode. Hold on. Those are crossovers from your channel, so they just followed you over here.
02:11:23
Speaker
those are crossovers from your chance so they just followed you over here yeah supposed to protect me i came here This is the witness protection program, isn't it? was that guy you came to me on your daughter's wedding.
02:11:40
Speaker
ja super put jeny january i was that guy you came to me this is a voters's wedding and This is a sanctuary city. I had you.
02:11:54
Speaker
And then you turned your back on me. You betrayed me. You yeah you betrayed everything that there was. Don't believe the mainstream media, Glick. It's not true. Hey, Lazy.
02:12:06
Speaker
but i space Basically, we'll put in simple terms. You should have lifted the restraining orders. You turned your back on me. It takes a long time to live 41 or so. You turned your back on me. It's process. And now I have to turn my back on you. I don't like it.
02:12:24
Speaker
I don't love it. I wish I didn't have be this guy. Bye, Gleick, then. See ya. Bye. Bye. You leave Lazy there. See ya, man. I love you, Blaze. Just know this. I'll be the one to put the final nail on the coffin.
02:12:40
Speaker
because i love you that's what i that's how i feel first and first of all just you blaze you cheating the whore with that i know my one like yeah ah
02:12:56
Speaker
so Oh, shit, man. Oh, definitely clip it. Damn it, Beast Mode. Damn it. He's going to clip some shit, guys.
02:13:08
Speaker
He's cheating on you. Look at this. peace but i can i usually I usually wipe my shit. He turned his back on me tonight. He went Team Michael. You don't even know him.
02:13:20
Speaker
you don't even know him Michael barely even goes here. But you know what? People recognize power when they see it, baby. right bear is just going be simply Basically, you're Kristen Stewart and he's the fucking sparkly vampire. That's what's happening. yeah out out just I don't sparkle.
02:13:41
Speaker
I glisten. I want to turn a little. I don't sparkle. I glisten. make you glisten. I'll make you glisten. Fear the You watch the video. Fear the I want you to play that. to play that put it up who i wish i'm not smart enough to put it up that fast I want to see it, man.
02:14:07
Speaker
I want to what you guys think. I guarantee you, as you watch this this video, if you can get it out of there, you're going to be right off Team Professional Idiot. You're going to jump ship immediately. Be like, Glick, we're our bad.
02:14:21
Speaker
Our bad. i don't want to do They're all already against me. I'm not going to add more. Glick, I am not against you, buddy.
02:14:32
Speaker
Nobody's against you, Glick. I got you. Come back. should i You can blame it all on me. You don't have to worry about me betraying you, buddy. I got you. You shut your whore mouth, Jedi.
02:14:43
Speaker
Rocky, don't you fucking drop him. Rocky's a real one. Rocky's a real one, you sons of bitches. i What is going on? I'm going to drop him. Mike, Mike, Mike, can you... Hold on a second. I might be able to send it to... Blaze, if I send you something, can you post it?
02:15:03
Speaker
I might be able to. Yes. yeah Dude, this was the this was by far like one of the weirdest things, but also one of the greatest things I ever woke up to in my fucking life. Blaze has seen some of my other sketches, though.
02:15:17
Speaker
So he's got like other shit to compare this to. I want to see how many golden pot leaves this one gets from Blaze. Oh, there he is. So check your Facebook.
02:15:30
Speaker
it's why but A minute and a half, two minutes long. It's a short one. is um no Rolling into your ah Road to WrestleMania theme coming this month, right?
02:15:41
Speaker
This fits right it your new favorite tag team. It's your new favorite tag team. I said it to you on Facebook. Your new favorite wrestler. I have to send it to myself. I love the dude. I love the dude. I love the dude.
02:15:56
Speaker
Your tag team partner. I can't. I can't.
02:16:01
Speaker
I can't share this from Messenger because I thought you were sending it on WhatsApp. Where do you need it, Blaise? I'll get it too. I'll get it. I'm actually going to get it.
02:16:12
Speaker
I got it, Blaise. Go to you. exactly It won't even let me open it up. i but I probably have to send it to you. It's one of the private videos. That's probably it. like ah'll Let me send it to you.
02:16:25
Speaker
I have to send it. It's one of those ones like i was telling Jedi about. If you want to see the really good stuff, I have to show it to You can't look it on your own. I just sent it to him on i into it on WhatsApp. Well, he couldn't open it. Let's see if he can open this one. I love your Taito partner.
02:16:41
Speaker
Woo! He's just, woo! He killing me. sure you think it to me on what He was supposed to be the host tonight. He was a no-show. Believe it or not. like that car about He was supposed to be my host tonight. as' over y I did an Australian style. I hosted and then closed.
02:17:00
Speaker
Was that a thing? What thing. Did you... one thing you Did you hit the send button? I'm asking a serious question. Oh, no, I didn't. Hold on a second. Let me hit the send button. There it is. There it is. Is that a thing in the comedy world? got it. got it. Australian host?
02:17:18
Speaker
Yeah, yeah. It's called ah Australian Stop. He's in Australia. That's how the comedy shows. Oh, my God. That's Michael.
02:17:27
Speaker
Dude, that is Michael, man. They're all going to jump in right now. They're all going jump in right now. For never leaving my side. I got you. Rocky, you're a sellout.
02:17:39
Speaker
Sellout. You shut your fucking whore mouth. Shut your whore fucking mouth. Rocky is my HB. Give us a full screen. Give us a full screen.
02:17:52
Speaker
Yeah, yeah you dude you gotta go full screen. I feel like we're gonna get in so much trouble. I'll tell you stories about this after we watch it. I'm a champ. Is everyone ready? who's yeah and I don't think I'll ever be ready, to be honest. We're only going to play this if everybody shuts the fuck up.
02:18:15
Speaker
So if we keep talking, he won't play it? Shut up. This is a public service announcement for the ladies. food When the marvelous ones... Woo!
02:18:28
Speaker
Woo! Woo!
02:18:34
Speaker
little tuily my
02:18:40
Speaker
You're just not used to that from your feeble old man at home. don't fear to listen. Ladies. into that ring and you see like build this and who ladies don't fear to listen ladies Oh my. Oh my.
02:18:58
Speaker
whoa
02:19:04
Speaker
what ain't nothing gonna make us more sexy than championship gold around these supple hips that ah
02:19:19
Speaker
oh my boy oh am Immune to embarrassment, baby. I'd do anything for that. That had nothing to do with Glick, but I'm still putting my 40-second restraining order against Glick based on that deal. I don't know why. There's no rhyme or reason.
02:19:40
Speaker
It feels like it needs to be done. That is what I woke up to this morning. You're welcome more to the Awkward Boner. you pour out The best part was that like the over-the-shoulder baby oil on you. um that um That was first take. We dreamed it up.
02:20:03
Speaker
That was 100% ad-libbed. There was zero fucking... and I could be a reference. There was no script whatsoever. was like hey Let's just do this thing. and We just dreamed it up.
02:20:17
Speaker
Went and bought a bunch of baby oil. Not like bitty amounts, but we bought some baby oil. And then we needed the G-Streams, right? love Like the tidy little undies. We went to Walmart.
02:20:27
Speaker
We went to Walmart, right? I'm a large. The biggest size they had was fucking medium. So... yeah I need you to know a little something. This this is great is why I always I go to towns and tell strangers about my big weird balls.
02:20:45
Speaker
My balls are so goddamn big, right? I had to pack them in under that little thin thing because it was only a medium. At first, I had it on, right? And it looked like big wrinkly labia coming out each side of the fucking thing.
02:21:00
Speaker
It was funky as fuck. He just had bat wings on each side tongue. Oh my god. And lightweight smuggling a bat.
02:21:12
Speaker
It was wild, dude. It was an uncomfortable shoot. That's why it was a one shot. I was like, I will boot perfection. i got to let the boys out. This is terrible. Listen in, Dixie. Michael, i mean michael you you talk a big game.
02:21:27
Speaker
And I say you and I do a remake of that video. Call it Dixie. Listen in, Dixie. However, I'm just not going to be an asshole going...
02:21:42
Speaker
wo ah because i loved you i because i loved you i thought that was the greatest part of the video of him going and have i loved it he had a whole character for that guy if he had a whole character that guy we were going to do those over and over we were trying to get some of our comedian friends to like post yeah off we were trying to set up a fake wrestling robbie just the fuck of it it would have been hilarious But they nobody else would do it. They were like, I'm not getting in that get-up you guys are wearing. You'll have to do that or whatever. I mean i know i know we literal Sasquatch from up in Canada.
02:22:16
Speaker
I mean, the man is a heavenly beast. And he would have looked great in one of those Andre the Giant unitards, right? That was hilarious. so So, yeah, none of them would do it, so the characters died after that one shot. of their dead i'm saying and i'm saying I'm saying as a network thing,
02:22:33
Speaker
we reevent We reinvent the Marvelous Ones. No, I've called something else. The Marvelous Ones are no more. Okay, well, I said we invent a new tag team. Well, I'll do that. I was going to tell you.
02:22:49
Speaker
I was going to tell you. sharp your off Maybe when we get together doing some sketch work, starting around, come up with a dumb idea and then just shoot it for the hell thing. Glistening Dixie, and it's ah it's like ah it's like ah it's like a tech. Blaze wants to do the in-person Wally, and Wally's not too far from me.
02:23:07
Speaker
Blaze and I have talked a lot about doing in-person sketches and stuff like that. Yeah, we've got a lot of fun, too.
02:23:21
Speaker
So here's one for you. Wally and... wally and um Glick, you guys know Mike Meadows. Well, Glick doesn't, but you know Mike Meadows. you know human that im like You know he was an amateur wrestler, right? and Yes, sir.
02:23:34
Speaker
Yeah. yeah I never saw him wrestle. I've only seen him do comedy. i Yeah, i've heard I've heard the stories of his amateur wrestling and stuff. But yeah, he does pretty damn good with the comedy stuff, man. I mean, I'm very impressed from where he's come from.
02:23:50
Speaker
um He was actually one of my friends, a cousin of my one of my cousins and stuff. That's how I actually ended up meeting him and everything. please
02:24:02
Speaker
Only with you, Glick. Wait, are we family? No. wait are we family distance Well, you guys met at the family reunion, so that should be your first clue.
02:24:15
Speaker
Is what we're doing is wrong? Because it's wrong, I don't want to be right. No, it's right. Good old cousin, brothers. Nothing's been right so far. That's the way should be. Nothing is ever right on a Saturday night, Jedi. You know that. No, it's not.
02:24:35
Speaker
But yeah, i met him I met him originally through one of my cousins and stuff. And he was dabbling in the stand-up comedy stuff there for a while. and in And then... I just got That reminds me of a conversation I was having with Michael the other day about with Stutter and John. He had that last night.
02:25:01
Speaker
We had that last night. Yeah, the ah that we know all i know All I know is is in the wrestling grand scheme of things, Rock Lee is my Paul Heyman, just so you guys know.
02:25:16
Speaker
Ladies and gentlemen, Rock is a sellout. My name is a sellout. You shut your fucking horn out. Don't you fucking call Rocky a sellout. Sellout.
02:25:29
Speaker
I've stuck up for Rocky as being the real champ and now he's going to turn his back on me. He is a sellout. Sellout. See what I brought to the network? Chaos, motherfuckers. I'm the avatar of chaos. I'm destroying you from within. Do you know what you are?
02:25:46
Speaker
Michael, do know what you are? I'm the fire. It's the gasoline. You're the fire to my gasoline, bro. Let's watch all the wind burn. Rocky is my Paul Heyman. At the end of the day, Rocky is my Paul Heyman.
02:26:06
Speaker
You've been replaced.
02:26:10
Speaker
ah blake let you been you've been replaced There's no replacing Blaze. There's no replacing Blaze. I'm my own person. Blaze is my boy. You're my boy, Blaze. You're my boy, Blue. You're my boy, Blue. Blaze combed his hair for this show. can't replace that.
02:26:36
Speaker
That's right. As much as I love Michael, I will fight Michael for Blaze's look. Blazes the glue. There's no fighting about and i you. Jedi, you been
Network Merchandise and Tribute
02:26:48
Speaker
replaced, buddy. That was quick.
02:26:50
Speaker
like We're both pretty. can love us both. We're both pretty. He can love us both. we all We all get an exur We all get a buck. Michael, I like what you just said. I was just going to say, this is the reason why I'm already just nanny your ass and I throw you through a glass plane window.
02:27:09
Speaker
but However, i like what you said. We're both pretty and he can love both. How can you think this isn't beautiful? can't even say it with a straight face. You can feel how hard my nipples are right now. I just got out of prison.
02:27:29
Speaker
I'd love to say Michael has a face for radio. Look at his face. yeah Did your face hurt because it's killing me? our our yeah i'm just Michael's a beautiful soul.
02:27:43
Speaker
Michael's a beautiful soul. I'm okay at best. I'm okay at best. I'm honored, brother. I'm honored that you let me in. better than anybody's seen around these parts in a long time.
02:27:56
Speaker
I could only love Michael more if he got size, fat-ass t-shirts in so that we could swap shirts and I could wear a Michael. I thought you were going to say you could only love more if he got a Brazilian butt lift.
02:28:09
Speaker
2X? yeah Yeah. I got one. Sue found. Oh, it's 3X. Is it green? Oh, dude, I'll rock a 3X. I don't give a damn.
02:28:20
Speaker
I'm going to bring this one right here. Actually, actually in all honesty, a 3X would be better. yeah That's the only one I have. Everything else is XLR smaller. And I'm not ordering these shirts until these are gone because i have a the yeah tradition.
02:28:36
Speaker
Once a shirt is out of sale, it is retired. You will never see... Oh, that's actually pretty cool. Yeah, you'll never get the same shirt twice ever, ever, ever. and yeah chi Pretty soon I'm going to be merging...
02:28:51
Speaker
What are they? Coasters. I'm gonna get some table coasters. nice Yeah, I found that. Sue. The irreplaceable Sue who manages Captain Chaos over here.
02:29:01
Speaker
She found those and they're really reasonable. nice Captain Chaos? I don't know where you get your merch from. However... i Yeah, yeah. I like to think about his captain. no we know Hey, Hey, Glenn. We have in-house for merch.
02:29:18
Speaker
That's a good call. Me. Me and you can rock the 3XLs and show our love handles off a little more. You know what I mean?
02:29:28
Speaker
It's your best feature. You got to show them What do you want? A network shirt? I'll tell you when I get there. I want to look through the stuff. We don't have boxes or anything. We do it made to order. We'll talk about it off the show.
02:29:43
Speaker
How entertaining is that? i mean Get your head out of your ass. gets your headach I'll show you my nipple while we talk about it. That's why Michael's in charge now. Yeah, I got one for you. You're not even a real bad guy.
02:30:02
Speaker
That's how you I'm a nerd right there. Is that tattoo on your chest? That's how you know I'm a nerd. That's exactly where I have Wick's name tattooed on myself. It's not the exact same spot. Hello. I want to see this. Captain America, baby.
02:30:19
Speaker
This is how you know. Oh, never mind. I covered it up.
02:30:23
Speaker
I used to have. I know I'm divorced. Oh, shit. I got rid of that bitch. My my my first tattoo is actually right across here. and It was a Superman logo. But now I've got my Valkyrie and my Volkna and my Viking warrior.
02:30:40
Speaker
So it's covered up. So I can't show you my Superman tattoo. Good talking to Superman. Superman's a bitch. You better watch this fucking slut now. Well, I mean, look who had this. You with some motherfucking kryptonite. No. so so so So, Wally, before you give me shit, my Superman tattoo was actually drawn by Nate Anderson.
02:31:03
Speaker
yeah but You have magazine yeah and team superior to a tattoo with Jeff. Huh? No. ah now And that's the one he did with me.
02:31:16
Speaker
No, no. Hold on a second. Hold on a second. Did you have that shit out? Wally and I went to school with young man, Nate Anderson.
02:31:27
Speaker
RIP. Cheers to you, brother. Love you, man. Yes, sir. Oh, shit. he was He was a Marine and died in a nation. Yeah.
02:31:38
Speaker
Super five, baby. yeah um Now, he he, him and I, like, talked, and he actually, and he was not, and he was not an artist by no means, but he drew up this day he drew up this design, and I said, I'm going to get that tattoo one day. And I got it on a whim. i was drunk.
02:32:00
Speaker
I was, the tattoo parlor was across the street from the bar. my ex-wife, she got a couple tattoos, and I was, like, tattooed on my arm. The guy did a really shitty job.
02:32:12
Speaker
ah I am a Superman fan, but I'm also a huge Omega Red fan from the X-Men. So Nate incorporated Omega Red into the Superman tattoo.
02:32:26
Speaker
little tribal action and whatnot. I'd never liked it once it was done, and I and i woke up three days later from my drunken stupor, and I was like, what the fuck? and But I will have it redone.
02:32:39
Speaker
I will have it redone again somewhere on my body. um But no, I got... Put him on your app. That's where he belongs. He's a piece of shit.
02:32:52
Speaker
It's a tribute tattoo to a good friend of mine who was a Marine. Tribute tattoo, sorry, I won't do it then. I was about to challenge you something. I was about to challenge you to something to contribute to. Sincerely, condolences, man, from my family yours.
02:33:08
Speaker
Semper Fidel is Marine. I've never met a Marine I did not like. Never once. Marines are my people, man. Yeah, that was mine and Glick's. That was our boy, man. That was about the only other one that we had when we played football together that we, us three stuck together, man, during football. sales when got Sorry for your loss, brother. Sorry for your loss, for real. No, no.
02:33:29
Speaker
That was my guy. He means, but I will have it replaced. But I had to cover it up because I didn't like the way it looked. Also, when I had it done, um again, I'm a big dude. I'm not a small guy by no means.
02:33:41
Speaker
and And the apartment I had at the time was over 100 years old. So, like, door frames and stuff were made a lot smaller 100 years ago. You know, so me being michael Yeah, me being 6'3", 200 plus pounds, you know, like I have to walk through door, in and there was a lot of times where I would walk through the front door, and I'd catch my arm.
02:34:06
Speaker
so Fatty, fatty, two four can't get through the fucking door. yeah the But, I have not heard that little a jingle for many years. that's I've been alive for men many, many years.
02:34:21
Speaker
It's true. But I'll be honest with you.
02:34:26
Speaker
I'll be honest with you with Nate, me and him went to school all the way through school from kindergarten, and I'm the one that introduced him to Glick.
02:34:37
Speaker
And yeah, he he from day one, since he was in third grade, the man said all the way through school until the day he graduated that he was going to be in the Marine Corps.
02:34:48
Speaker
What makes it even harder for me was is it was a three months exactly to the day of My birthday and everything else that he was taking in action. So it made it even harder for me. so Oh, wow. on a side though However, on the side, though.
02:35:13
Speaker
Love you, Nate. um But, yeah. What's with you, Sissi?
02:35:20
Speaker
so Don't even look at me like that, Wally. You know. You know. oh yeah. hope somebody does because don't know what the fuck just happened. I have no idea either. I'm lost just as you are.
02:35:32
Speaker
think that i think it's trying to oh i think he's trying a little ah date maneuver called the Michael Jackson. He's trying to scare oh yeah scare the pants off the little kid. He just moonwalked into all our hearts. stuff No, no, no, no, no. no he I thought he was trying to ask Wally out on date. That was a mating call.
02:35:50
Speaker
all I do i the grade i wanted to ask you for a date i'd be like wally you want to go on a date i've had't been on a date with this i how yeah it was multiple times la he suck there from the trustman when i say he sucked yeah yeah sps just so like suck in the softed water that slowly wall this is oh and what saidri you know what i mean up
02:36:19
Speaker
You're giving away my secrets.
Charity Fundraiser Plans
02:36:21
Speaker
Damn you. Homeboy can suck a watermelon through a garden hose. I'm just saying. yeah and irian getting into my head Can I spitball this to you guys for the network?
02:36:31
Speaker
Go for it. What if we find a worthwhile charity, right? We talk to them about doing a fundraiser. We'll do a 24-hour straight, like a marathon, telethon, whatever. oh dude.
02:36:47
Speaker
Hell yeah, that sounds awesome, man. It's actually something I had brought up in the past. so Great minds think alike. This is why he needs us. Yeah, so um i so I was thinking, all right, it's too late to get together now. This was months ago, but do that unfortunately, i believe yeah, I was thinking about doing a 24-hour, like, 420 stream Stoners for Boners for Possibly Cancer Awareness.
02:37:13
Speaker
something That is so good. Right? Next year. Next year. next year But yes, I'm 100% with you. Absolutely. Let me propose this.
02:37:29
Speaker
I'm only going to get behind a charity if we go live on our show. And we pound our chest about how great we are. And and we tell people that we that we are doing a charity for other people, but they should have to love us because we're doing it.
02:37:45
Speaker
That's the only way I'm doing it. Oh, yeah. i don I don't know what any that means. the goes there Well, let's do a practice run. Let's do a practice run for Blazers 420 idea, right? How about if we do it in Memorial for your Marine friend and we do it for Toys for Tots, a Marine charity?
02:38:03
Speaker
Dude, can you get a hold of Meg? When is Memorial Day? I'll message her. Yeah. When is Memorial Day?
02:38:14
Speaker
We got plenty of time before Christmas. And Toys for Toss obviously is for Christmas. we got a lot time we can plan it When does Toys for Toss start? It starts well before Christmas. And they do it couple weeks before Christmas. It's over.
02:38:28
Speaker
So we got to kind of figure it out. We'll do it maybe two weeks to 10 days and before it's over. Do a nice telethon. Do this thing like super tippy or something. Is that something you can do?
02:38:39
Speaker
Watchers, yeah. So for the super tippers or whatever, wellll we'll figure something in out. But I mean, maybe maybe if you super tip it for X amounts of money, we got merch we would pass out and give away. Something like that. We'll hammer it out all the That's what made me have the thought, actually, was your friend. Maybe we could do something for Toys for Tots in honor of their Marine friend.
02:39:01
Speaker
but so it and Donate it in his name or whatever. But it would be you know something that you operate. well Your boners is so good. but We can do that, too. We can do that to the really practice front and yeah yeah next year.
02:39:14
Speaker
So for Lazy is over there. Bastona's for boners, man. but
02:39:23
Speaker
Hold on. Pause, pause, pause. Lazy, I'm so glad you love that. Because when I was thinking about I was thinking of other collaborators.
02:39:34
Speaker
And you definitely came to mind. i'm not even much of a stoner but i just love the idea um to answer the toys for tots it's actually you can be done a year you play movie take and I just looked it up and stuff.
02:39:52
Speaker
We can do a year-round thing, and as long as we get permission from one of the family members to do it in a memory thing, we got to just fill an application out, and we can actually do it leading up to Christmas and stuff.
02:40:06
Speaker
That's why I muted myself. I was just looking it up. Since you found all that app, you're obviously together, and you got shit going on. Let's not leave you in charge of this. You handle it, Wally. You handle it, right?
02:40:17
Speaker
We're going to bypass Jack and Click. No, no, no, that's what I specifically said. Reach out to Meg for me, Wally. Yeah. um and and and and And I would love to do this in honor of Nate.
02:40:31
Speaker
um Because i can can either hold her I can either get a hold of her or his mom. So, I mean, either way, the one over i can i can find get get the if I can get the approval for it. And I'm sure, especially if i get a hold of his mom, Mary, and everything else, I'll i'll keep you guys in contact.
02:40:49
Speaker
Give me a week or so, and I'll get get with you guys, and we'll go from there, okay? And I just earned three Golden Butt Plugs. I'm ahead you in that too, Three Golden Butt Plugs. I'll give you a break. I'll plug your butt, Michael. I'll see you. Michael's a butt plug hoarder.
02:41:05
Speaker
cannot wait. I cannot wait. We're going to have so much. He got three butt plugs only one butt. I gave out the butt plugs. no no Wally absolutely let's set that up and let's set up a link to where all the cash donations go straight to Toys for Tots and anybody in the local area um let them know where we can drop where we can drop stuff off ye where we can drop donations off and 100% let's fucking do this yeah but Is this for... is this all right First of all, Wally, I know i know and know what toys are for. I rode before.
02:41:46
Speaker
But Wally, is there an affiliated motorcycle club near you ah that that you're affiliated with? We can look for it. We can collab with them.
02:41:59
Speaker
We can collab with them is is what I'm trying to... I will reach out to the Punisher Motorcycle Club here in town. One of mine and Glick's high school buddies is part of it. and I'll get a hold of them and we'll we'll see what we can do. I'll get with him and stuff. and I'll do an in-person meeting with him and run the idea by him because I know they're big into the charity stuff here around my area. you If you need me to come up, I'll come up.
02:42:28
Speaker
That's why I brought that up because I know motorcycle clubs are Oh, yeah. These guys are big. They're big into the shit. every yeah Every area you go to when there's a Toys for Tots, there's typically a motorcycle club that's involved in it in some form of fact. And I will actually will get, like I said, i'll get with those I'll get with him, and I'll set up a meeting with the club and everything with him. Let me know so I can come.
02:42:53
Speaker
Yeah, definitely. Let's do it together. Like I said, give a couple weeks. Come, come, come, come, come. Do you see how things happen now that I'm here? The ringleader's here now.
02:43:07
Speaker
But yeah, i'll fucking but i'll reach out i'll reach out to I'll reach out to all three of them. I'll reach out to Nate's mom and I'll reach out to his sister and then I'll get with my buddy, our buddy Tarleton and then we'll get things rolling this week. Are you out lazy?
02:43:26
Speaker
Hmm? but me know Let me know, Wally. I would love to meet up with like to know i love but you and the Punishers. like Let me be a part of it. You know what I mean? Oh, definitely, dude. If I get a meeting set up, ill but i'll give you I'll let you know when it is and we'll all get together and we'll sit down and we'll do our talks and run ideas through them. so ye yeah, yeah. And we can and we can bring Charlton up. We can bring other members up.
02:43:56
Speaker
as we As we start this.
Tattoo Challenge for Charity
02:43:58
Speaker
Yes, sir. But I'm only going to do this if we can pound our own chests and talk about how great we are. Right. I want to set up.
02:44:09
Speaker
I want to set up. I want to set up with. If we can. If we can collab. If we can collab with a motorcycle club. Yes, sir. we can We can set up the morning kickstands go up for their ride.
02:44:24
Speaker
Yeah. And we can fucking run that shit live. we can do a live show. We can run that shit live. Yeah, we can do a That's yes geniusious Blaze. Fucking great idea. and Blaze, with your prostate cancer ordeal, I'm going be honest with you, they do not only for prostate cancer, and I've seen it on the Punisher's page because I follow them on Facebook,
02:44:46
Speaker
They do for prostate cancer, breast cancer, and... ah leukemia awareness and everything else too. They're big supporters. This club's big supporters. Hey, hey. Can we clarify? When we talk to them, and it's always for time, go off without a hitch with them. We can go stoners for boners.
02:45:09
Speaker
Hold on. and and andt Wait. Wheaties for titties. What? Oh! And got one, guys.
02:45:21
Speaker
Crayed for criminals. I'll throw an extra copy out in there for you guys. I'll do the Punisher logo on my chest as a tattoo. Nonsensical Punishers.
02:45:33
Speaker
For a around the house. For a Patreon dollar. Dollar. Dollar. Dollar. Remember, she has a drop in some heat tonight. you went. If you went. If you went. Glick to get a tattoo of that on his chest.
02:45:47
Speaker
We'll send him. We have to get. We have to get. A hundred members by the end of the promotion. but we you know are got to get up so were by the end of the promotion 100 members of Patreon by the end of this month. If we fall short, I'll go on to Fiverr and I will buy you guys 100 subs just to make that happen. We don't want that. We want real subscribers.
02:46:11
Speaker
i we I'm not going to tell you if I do it. Either way it's going to happen. you Where were you doing 100 members at? Nobody said anything. yeah If we're going to do it by the end of the promotion, I want 1,000.
02:46:24
Speaker
That's what I'm screaming. Go through the whole promotion. Okay, yeah. but thousand A thousand by the end of the month. A thousand to get your tattoo. And then we'll stream getting tattoo on New Year's Eve.
02:46:37
Speaker
and actually and actually And actually, there will be a tier added. There will be a specialty tier added, and we will donate... ah We'll figure out how much we're going to donate. He's going to donate his wrestling belts. All right, all right boys. We're going to donate his lost balls.
02:46:58
Speaker
We're going to donate a certain percentage of our Patreon followers to the charity if we get 1,500 followers to fifteen hundred followers through the promotion, once we figure this all out, if we get 1,500 subscribers to our Patreon, a certain percentage of it will go to whatever charity that we decide that it goes to. How much do you at right now? We just started It don't matter.
02:47:27
Speaker
And I will live on the air, i will do a nonsensical The Punisher but punish your logo, and I'm talking MCU. I'm talking Marvel Punisher logo.
02:47:38
Speaker
And I will do nonsensical Punishers Right on my fucking chest. How big? How big? How big? Hold on. We have to... Nipple to nipple all the way to his belly button.
02:47:51
Speaker
Nipple to nipple. Nipple to navel. Nonsensical. Punishers. How does Nicky feel about that? It doesn't matter. It's on air already. This is a contract. it on court. Edge in stone, motherfucker.
02:48:08
Speaker
But i've also learned from i've also I've also learned from another podcast that you can say things and you don't live up to them. You're going to because I'm going to fucking hold you to it, bitch.
02:48:21
Speaker
no i own that well Wally's the one giving you the tattoo once he reaches that milestone. How many subscribers are you asking for by the end of the month? I want 1,500 subscribers. December 15th.
02:48:34
Speaker
about it and ended by in months with that day i want fifteen i want fifteen hundred subscribers by december shift you're gonna We're to have a special tier.
02:48:44
Speaker
We're to have a special tier, and it's not going to be a dollar, ladies and gentlemen. By when? December 15th. Oh, subscribers for the end of the year. $1,500 on the 15th. We're going to do it. $1,500 on the 15th.
02:49:00
Speaker
Are we doing this for Toys for Tots, or what are we doing this for? we no but this is but is different. This is different from Toys for Tots. This is different from Chris and Todd. This is a run. We're going to create tier, and it's not going to be a dollar a month.
02:49:20
Speaker
Right. We're going to create a tier. It's going to touch it's gonna cost you more than dollar. But on this tier for whatever charity, I don't give a damn. Whatever these guys say we're going to donate this charity, this money to, a certain percentage of this money is going to go to, I'll be 100% off the owners. Let's send it to putting hookers through college.
02:49:44
Speaker
Okay. There's going to be a percentage of the money. There's going to be a percentage of the money that goes through. into our pockets. Oh, absolutely. 100% transparent. 100% transparent.
02:49:58
Speaker
But a majority of people say about me. yeah want its ah Yeah, 100% Jedi. yeah There's going to be a percentage that's going to go to a go to a donation or a charity, a local charity here in Ohio.
02:50:16
Speaker
all But there's also going to be something that goes in our own pocket. But 1,500 subscribers to this tier on Patreon, whatever tier we decide to call it, whatever we decide to do with it, and I will 100% get a Punisher skull, the MCU Punisher on my chest with Punishers across it, ah the nonsensical Punishers across my chest.
02:50:46
Speaker
and that And that money will go to the charity. And I'm not just saying this shit so we get your guys' money or we get your guys' as follows. This is a legitimate deal. Wait a minute. Do you already have that tattoo and you're trying to retroactively pay for it?
02:51:02
Speaker
Is that what's happening? Why don't you mind your fucking business, Jedi? Anybody who says this is 100% legitimate, that's exactly what somebody who's not 100% legitimate would say. I don't know. This is creeping me out a little bit. You guys can see my chest.
02:51:16
Speaker
There's nothing on my chest. Nothing on his chest. I'll be over in 10 minutes. Can I kind chime in a minute? I'm going to get the ball rolling tomorrow on getting contacts for the Toys ah for Tots side.
02:51:33
Speaker
But also, Blaze, I have a question, and I'm going hit you up tomorrow. when What's a good time to hit you up tomorrow? 6 a.m. Send me a text, man. I'll read it when I wake up. Blaine loves getting up early. 6 a.m. is probably your job. sound like a psycho when you're up that early on a Sunday.
02:51:53
Speaker
here's music i its just a magic Here's the magic thing about technology. My shit's on silent, so you send me a text whenever I'll get it <unk> fine it when I wake up. That's fine. This is my idea for the other fundraiser that we're talking about or any of them for charities.
02:52:17
Speaker
I want to come up. I want to run. Glick, I'm going include you in this and Michael. and Is lazy part of our WhatsApp chat? I want him part of this too because he's here. yeah I'm going to say this. Are you guys criminals?
02:52:33
Speaker
I'm going to say this. Hold on. Not but we're working on it. Oh, hell yeah. i love yeah I want to get on the ground floor. It's like what do you guys say Fast and the Furious. i want say in one second One second. Blaze, what were you going to say, brother?
02:52:47
Speaker
I'm just curious. Hold on. the the The tattoo thing was separate from the toys from Tot, by the way. right Toys from Tots is different. However, however, however, some that's tattoo some of that's goingnna go to charity, obviously. Some is going the tattoo, and it is a subscriber run.
02:53:08
Speaker
My thing is, how many subscriber in which time did you, in which block of time you want? one i want We're going to create a charity. We're going to create a charity tier.
02:53:21
Speaker
Mm-hmm. And this has nothing to do with stoners for boners, toys for time. I know. we mean We're going to create a charity team. 1,500 subscribers by December 15th. 1,500 subscribers. That's what I was looking for. Thank you. and and and and and And we will set.
02:53:42
Speaker
It's not going to be $1. It's not going to be $5. It's not going to be small donation. We'll figure it out. yeah It's going to be... We will figure it out. I am getting a tattoo on my chest. hey are you my fucking right my My ultimate point is going to be this.
02:54:01
Speaker
Whatever Glick decides, whatever 1500 end of the year December 15th ah december fifteenth i we if we don't If we get 3,000, then I will get it on my chest, 100%. Boom!
02:54:17
Speaker
There we go. That's all I was trying to get. I just wanted to get an actual something to throw out there. 5,000, you and me also.
02:54:30
Speaker
you got i added pis and subscribers toity to our charby tier and like you said There's going to be a certain percentage that's going to go to whatever charity. Yeah, yeah yeah we know that. hi Nonsensical network. Tad in, tad out. Let's do this shit.
02:54:47
Speaker
yeah Yes, sir. and money If we get 5,000 followers to this tier, whatever we decide the monetary value is, the four of us are all going to get the same tattoo on our chest. Yep.
02:55:04
Speaker
ah so like And we will do it live. We will schedule it and we will do it at a tattoo parlor where the four of us can all be in chairs simultaneously. feel like gang and And then we will do it live and we will donate money to a charity of our choice. okay Blaze, what I was getting at is I want to do what you're talking about and the the stoners for boners for the prostate and the Wheaties for titties deal i would like you to come up with design i want you to come up with a design put your magic to work on doing flyers for us for this so i can make copies and print and spread it around in my town and wherever else i'm at even send them the glick the print off and michael and lazy whatever and we get them out
02:56:02
Speaker
And get them spread out and tell them basically description of what, like we were talking. And that will help us in the process to, mean, promote the fucking shit out of all this.
02:56:16
Speaker
But I'm going to need to fix brain. In all honesty, I don't know if you guys. let time well You know we're over six hours, guys. We're over six hours. don't give damn.
02:56:28
Speaker
Blaze, this is your baby. Blaze is so mad. He's like, okay, cool. Fuck you. a please desire When you come up here, and whenever whenever when when you come up here, if you need to kick me in the dick. my life.
02:56:43
Speaker
We're over six hours. We went over six hours a couple weeks ago. And please, on WrestleMania weekend, when we're all together, if you need to kick me in the dick, you can kick me in the dick.
02:56:55
Speaker
I'm going to this. Yeah, I'm going to have some weed for me. That's all I'm saying. I mean, it's late. You can wear my shoe while you kick him in the dick. i just throw this out I just want to throw this out to you guys. As as ah the tattoo charity, 5,000 followers, the four of us are getting the same tattoo on our chest.
02:57:17
Speaker
Are you guys opposed to children's? I know there's probably going to be more details I got, let me know. I'll promote the fuck out of it on my account. I heard a pop-up. God damn, have a great idea.
02:57:35
Speaker
Oh, shit. It's Brian Chopsui, motherfucker. What's up, Brian? Let's go, Michael. I love it, man. I love it. I'm not typically that guy who's like, I'm going to shove a fucking shovel
Charity Event for Young Boy
02:57:49
Speaker
up my ass if I get a thousand followers.
02:57:51
Speaker
I doubt it. I doubt it that you're not that guy. He already has the shovel in his ass. Charity-wise, it's not about us.
02:58:02
Speaker
it sp There's a very small percentage where it's about us, but it's also about raising money for that charity. I talked about this last night, man. yeah you know where my You know where my head is, man.
02:58:14
Speaker
Yeah, me too. I've done a lot of charity work. In fact, for anybody who's in the Northeast Ohio area, for anyone who's in the Northeast Ohio area, if I may have the floor, please. On May 18th, I am hosting a charity benefit at spgosh yeah with' freeway Freeway Lanes.
02:58:31
Speaker
It's on Parkman Road in Warren, Ohio. Parkman Road, Warren, Ohio, May 18th. It's a bowling alley, 2 p.m. until 6 p.m. and until six p m It's a young man named Dominic. He is a ninth grader, a freshman in high school in my hometown here of the big city of Champion, Ohio.
02:58:48
Speaker
And the ah young men has brain cancer. And we're trying to help out the family with a lot lot of fucking medical bills, man. So if you're in Northeast Ohio at all, Warren, Ohio, it's on Parkman Road.
02:59:03
Speaker
Warren, W-A-R-R-E-N, Warren, Ohio, Parkman Road. It's ah freeway lanes from 2 p.m. till 6 p.m. That is a Sunday. day sundays Sunday, Sunday, Sunday, May 18th. Help the family out. It's a really good cause.
02:59:20
Speaker
I believe in all that stuff. I donate my time. I never, ever, ever collect money for charity. um When I do something live for that, like that. But this is a totally different animal. You're right. Like me, we'll talk about the split, but yeah, Jerry's going to get a big, big, big, big big big big part of that money.
02:59:35
Speaker
But yeah. Very cool that you're doing that, bro. Yes, sir. It's not cool at all. It's not cool at all. it's It's the right thing to do. That's what it is. It's not cool. It's right thing to do. The right thing to do is the cool thing to do.
02:59:48
Speaker
I love you, man. You're great. Hold on one second. So WrestleMania weekend, and there's here, mom, oh Here mom
03:00:03
Speaker
Why do we need to hold on to all you having an are you out an autism? inability people sing a hold on s singing hold on singing I Have an idea. No, no, no, no, I have an idea.
03:00:14
Speaker
but Oh ah First and foremost first and foremost is there a link Shitting shut it is there go fund me or is there a link to the family?
03:00:28
Speaker
I can actually drop that in the chat, too. Drop it in the chat and send it to me. i I should know this. I can't remember what's up. Dom's Fight or something like that. i'll draw I'll drop it. Give me a moment. yeah good and so Sunday, May 18th.
03:00:46
Speaker
I don't believe my kids are with me. Where is this event being held at? Is that in Warren? What's going on? um jimmy but Is that in Warren?
03:01:05
Speaker
What did I miss? oh um um'm um I'm fucking... um um my my brain the wheels are turning. The hamster wheels are moving at the end of the day.
03:01:17
Speaker
That's scary. check
03:01:21
Speaker
Man, I got to show tomorrow. That's the Facebook page. It is called ah Dom's fight, Dom, G-O-M. Dom's fight is my fight. And again, one more time, that live event is May 18th. It is a Sunday.
03:01:36
Speaker
It's in Northeast Ohio. It's in Warren, W-A-R-R-E-N, Warren, Ohio. It's 2 o'clock to 6 o'clock. I'm going to host the event. There will be music. There's going to be 50-50 raffle, I'm sure. There's a big Chinese auction.
03:01:48
Speaker
ah There's a dinner. And that's at bowling. So, I mean, who doesn't like to go bowling, right? If you love the Big Lebowski, come on out and go bowling. I love bowling. Yes. May I? Please tell me to shut the fuck up. I love the Big Lebowski. Tell me shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up. May 18th. I don't think kids are here that weekend.
03:02:12
Speaker
yeah vaga isn't your thing yeah shut to fuck up we may teeth i don't think my kids are here this at that weekend
03:02:23
Speaker
Maybe Nikki and I make a trip up there. And for a donation to Dom, you can challenge the champ in a bowling match.
03:02:35
Speaker
Oh. Ooh.
03:02:38
Speaker
I dig it. And I'm not a great bowler by no means. so every My highest game ever was 169 ever. And I haven't bowled since my my children were like 12 years old. So we're talking. I haven't bowled in 15 years.
03:02:53
Speaker
Yeah, i like everybody's probably going to beat me. but Or just for Dom's sake, just donate and then make Glick donate too. Yeah, I'm not.
03:03:04
Speaker
Dude, you guys get bragging rights. You can make me look like an asshole at the end of the day, which everybody loves. yeah I'm not trying to. i'm not trying to pay Everybody loves, but only I can see that so frequently.
03:03:15
Speaker
You get to take a picture with Glick's belt on your Yeah, no, I'll bring the belt up. and any That would be badass. Bring the belt to get the wear it. I'll bring the belt with me, and and and if you beat me, you get to have your picture taken with the belt.
03:03:32
Speaker
You what I mean? I want the belt 15 minutes alone. I want 15 minutes alone with that belt. That's all I'm saying. You're going to have to have professionally cleaned afterwards, Blake. Don't have a blacklight with you.
03:03:50
Speaker
I don't want to interject myself. i don't want to push the network on this or anything like that. But if it'll help raise money for Dominic. Of course it'll help raise money for Dom.
03:04:01
Speaker
And I say, let's do that. It'll be our own little charity thing. Don't sort just throw it on the network. We'll figure this out you and me. No, no. We'll we'll share that we'll share the, we'll share what you guys are doing.
03:04:14
Speaker
we know yeah yeah i know you're going to share what we're doing. yeah well we're not That's not offer. That was happening anyway. You can't mind what I already have.
03:04:26
Speaker
Yeah, no, I'm just saying. I'm just throwing a little something out there yeah to make it a little bit more fun and have a good time. A little gambling to make it interesting. ah yeah Yeah, you donate. you You spend a little bit extra.
03:04:40
Speaker
Do you have to call Gamblers Anonymous? I'm just asking. yeah and No, I'm just trying to raise money. Yeah, yeah, let's do it this it. sounds like fun. It sounds like fun. I'm just fucking with that. Sounds like a great time. You get a picture with the belt and Mike and i don't have to be in the picture. but if you We can get pictures in the belt and nothing else. yeah but why i go bring both the attitudeitude with mike I'm bringing both belts so you and I can take pictures together.
03:05:08
Speaker
saying i want a picture of you right below this belt. I mean, play your sunday see the tap if you play your cards right, I'm just saying.
03:05:25
Speaker
Some people say I'm a pervert. I say those people are absolutely right. You're right. No, I'm just saying, man. It's after six hours. no i'm just saying man little somebody after to after six hours Shit gets worry about Blaze and the voice of reason. that blazes the voice of reason Glick, I want you to close us out with Jerry's final thought.
03:05:53
Speaker
Why do we have to close out? We're already after six hours. Blaze is going to have to work. Blaze already hates me. You kept me up to four o'clock last night. I'm getting some sleep. If close this show out, I'm coming back up live.
03:06:12
Speaker
i'm coming back up live By yourself. Not with me. Not with your mom. That's fine. don't care. She's a jolly thing to make her own decisions.
03:06:25
Speaker
yeah Make sure it's consensual. If I close your show out, I'm coming back. You want a one Over? We're already over.
03:06:37
Speaker
I know we're already over. Is there an echo in here? We're over. Echo, echo, echo. That's why said, Blaze, you're already mad at me. You're already going to punch me in the dick. I'm already mad.
03:06:49
Speaker
Oh, shit. Brian's here. How the fuck long has Brian been here? wow i got yeah Wow. um my cameras I he's here. Wow. Was that a cry for hours?
03:07:03
Speaker
When he started skizzling out, when he sort ski going out yeah he might have really had a stroke. Brian's been here for like two hours. I mean, I stepped out for a bit because I had go pick up my dad from work.
03:07:15
Speaker
All right. Instead of talking about plans, let's do that offline when we're sober and we can all do that. No, we're going to do all this. No, we're not talking about right now. You think being offline makes people not sober?
03:07:33
Speaker
Blaze, we're already six hours and 22 minutes, so you're going to have to chat. What Blaise is saying is, if we're going to keep going, it's dick jokes only.
03:07:45
Speaker
No, it's not. Thank you. guys get it. I have no problem. I will end this. i one make i don't want to make all these I don't want to make all these plans and shit where we're fucking drunk. it's like, let's do this offline where we're sober tomorrow. First and foremost, how many plans have you and I made?
03:08:08
Speaker
How many plans have you and I made that we have not continued to be sober? Less than 2% of my drunk plans ever come to fruition. Oh, no. supportmo ah First and foremost, God damn it.
03:08:23
Speaker
Bowling for Dom, challenge the champ, $20 challenge, it's fucking happening. twenty dollars twenty dollars a challenge it's fucking happened but that's pretty that's i love I say for dollars. I was dom and dollars i was like Bowling for Domers. Oh, wait. That sounds so bad, but that makes it even funnier. i know They're already going to be in there. They're already going to be there. That's conversation I'm going to have right now. go ahead
03:08:58
Speaker
Bowling for Domers. That's not the conversation you have when you're sober, so you're on to something, Blaze. I've never flesh before.
03:09:16
Speaker
What's that?
03:09:19
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aden I have never eaten human flesh before. But if I have to eat human flesh for Dom and his family. I'll try anything once. then All right, it's getting weird. play wait i sit weird weird but It's getting a weird. blaz oh Mike, tell you like to me I thought you to make it weird, Mike.
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so A little too weird. Cannibalism? Cannibalism? Come on, man. What the fuck? Oh, wait, wait. When did cannibalism get weird? I heard about you, Sam. All of a sudden, now, theres the people are changing their mind. Maybe we shouldn't make Mike the head of the network.
03:09:59
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No, he definitely is. Mike's if
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all a sudden got the good sushi since 2088.
03:10:11
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oh good by I got questions for everybody. do you guys want Glick to shut it down or do you want me to shut it down or are continuing?
03:10:23
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Anybody have any last words for tonight? Thanks for letting me into the circle. I love you guys. This was a ton of fun. I did a show tonight. That was a great time. This is the little after show. Cool down. This was a great time too. It was fun to make you guys laugh. Thanks for hanging out laughing with me. and I'm going to be seeing a lot more around here according to Dr. Glick and Professor Blaze. So i guess maybe where I cannot be more grateful and excited to be with a group people like you guys. Thank you.
03:10:51
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Let me ask you guys another question. Me personally, hang on, Glick. One second, Glick. We're closing your phone. We're closing your phone. See what I've started? It's a revolt, motherfucker. Wally. We're going to sign Hey, hold Pause one sec.
03:11:08
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Pause one sec. Pause one sec. Glick.
03:11:14
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ah and i purpose pause wall wally went wall you're up pause one second pause one say g clickck We're going through sign-offs, and then we're going to shut this bitch down, and then hold up, hold up, and then if we want, we can go back into a studio, record, and put that shit on Patreon, okay?
03:11:36
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ah a Blaze, thank you for reading my mind, and do you know how to set that to where we can record? was actually going to go live just on YouTube only.
03:11:48
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And then once it was done, I was going to hit on the YouTube. And then yeah we put it on Patreon. He was going to piss the fuck out of YouTube. I was going Oh, my God. i The list is going off.
03:12:06
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I was going to YouTube the old Jedi treatment and Michael I know you don't know what the Jedi treatment is but this is what I hear Jedi treatment is oh my god he's using nerd terminology shut up Brian normally you got to pay extra for that but Quick does it for free you're fucking nerd you're fucking nerd yeah so I'm sorry I'm sorry let's go through this let's go through this sign off Good night, Saturday. Thanks for having me.
03:12:39
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Ryan, what do you got to say? We're going to come back. We're going to be back somewhere. Before I hit the end, I'll have the button for the invite for the next studio.
03:12:54
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Wait, real quick. I just want to say so Michael and Wally, check the private chat.
03:13:00
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Man, I love the private chat. the good private chat, the the new studio is in there.
03:13:11
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Oh, yeah, you guys definitely got to come. You guys definitely got to come on the Lazy Shaman's Face. Thank you. Thank you, la Lazy. Lazy Shaman's Face. Thank you, great. Face is a great place to... Oh, my God. Hey, Glick.
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<unk> space is a great place stuff oh my god hey gli Glick, say goodnight world.
03:13:41
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03:14:50
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so If you can hear my voice, make a noise. Shut up, you dude. Can anybody hear my voice? Am I just talking? Am I just being an asshole? anywhere stuff I hear the voice of a manjo. Anyways, they made a mouse into a mammoth.
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Hey, Glick. Good night. I don't know what the hell's happening. I hear a Wookie.
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I don't hear a live...
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