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Nonsensical Nonsense: 4 year celebration
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Tonight we celebrating 4 years of Nonsense and the door is open as always pop in on the panel and hangout #nonsensicalnonsense #nonsensicalnetwork #podcast #openpanel #follow #share #comedy #party #anniversary
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Opening Broadcast and Countdown
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by May I have your attention please? It's time for the final countdown.
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The show.
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Yes.
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Thank you.
Imaginative Ritual Scene
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She dances naked through the trees until her eyes go red She whispers present through the wind and she commutes with the dead She throws the bones into the fire and in darkness she
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the air Give me a new birth Make me a god
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Around the woods a thousand look on as she starts to feast
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There was a smile on her face as she watched what to leave It's a lift to back her head As blood ran down her
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Hey!
Humor in Convenience Store
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Sir, can I help you? Do you have any weapons of any kind? Anything to defend yourself? Sir, this is a speedy mark. We have hot dogs two for a dollar.
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I just put them on the roller yesterday. They're pretty good. No, man. Like, something sharp. Something, like, I can stab, defend myself with. I've got some sharp cheddar combos over there. It's kind of like a rich cracker pregnant with a cheese, baby.
00:06:48
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All right. Well, let me just take one of these lighters and I'm gonna borrow your bug spray and can I borrow your bathroom key as well? Yeah, bathroom key. All right. I got your bathroom key right there. Make sure you bring that back and that'll be 1362 and I'm gonna have to have exact change, sir. We're in a coin shortage at the moment.
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Whatever, man. Okay. There's that. There's that. sorry.
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I'm a mother in the sky. Take this sacrifice. I want to live forever. And now, spirit in the earth.
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Give me all the blood. Make me a god life.
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Oh shit, Chuck! Oh shit, Chuck?
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I'm older in the sky. Take these sacrifices. I want to live forever. And now, spirit in the earth.
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Give me all over.
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Make me a god like
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i ah y'all but better look the fuck out today. My crayons are sharp, the box is full, my bottle of glue is topped off, from my helmet's on tight, baby. We about to riz them with a tism. Let's get with it.
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Suck my dick and eat my asshole, you sons of bitches.
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but What, baby? Oh,
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wo buddy, it's Friday. or No, it's not Friday. Fucking hell. it's It's Saturday. What's going on, everybody?
Introduction to 'Nonsensical Nonsense'
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Welcome to Nonsensical Nonsense. I'm Glick.
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We're live right here on the Nonsensical Network. Check us out everywhere. Facebook, Instagram, X, and TikTok. Shows are live Monday through Sunday on Facebook, YouTube, and Twitch.
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And don't forget you can listen anytime, anyplace, wherever you listen to podcasts at all at the Nonsensical Network or simply go to bio.link slash Nonsensical
Promoting 'Beauty in the Beard Creative Corner'
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Network. It's going to be scrolling at the bottom of the screen all night long.
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go ahead and hit that. follow button hit them likes and don't forget to share it and turn on your notifications that way you know what we're doing when we do that we do how we do also don't forget to check out beauty in the beard creative corner her link is in our bio link as well she does all of our nonsensical Greg as well as she can do personalized and customized a oh excuse me stuff as well you see that logo you see that picture You know you found her on Facebook and Instagram.
00:10:38
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Give her some love. Give her a little shout out. And like i said, you can get your nonsensical swag. You can get your personalized, customized stuff. don't even have to buy our shit. It's all gravy. We don't give a damn. Just support her. She's a small business.
00:10:50
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And you guys can start seeing her on Wednesdays with me on What the Fuck News. She's the newest co-host. We've got a lot of new faces, but anywho, welcome again, as I said, to Nonsensical Network.
Reflecting on the Show's Journey
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It is the four-year celebration, and just like my mom always told me, I will die alone and sad, and here I am, alone, but I'm not sad. I'm just kidding.
00:11:14
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No. um It is kind of soothing, though. I am the last man standing on this hill, unfortunately, for nonsensical nonsense, but Nonetheless, it is what it is. We've been going for four fucking years. Customized burps, you can get those on my OnlyFans. You have to subscribe and it costs extra, but I will customize the burp. I will record it and put it in a jar for you if you'd like.
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um But yes, we started this four years ago um the 10th, and we have been doing it and going after it and having a lot of fun along the
Past Co-hosts and Friendships
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way. And with that became the network that I was able to create.
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with a whole bunch of new shows and and whatnot like that, and and and new faces. Like I said, new faces, new hosts, new friends, just a whole bunch of stuff. So we're just going to hang out tonight and shoot to shit. And, you know, I don't know, we can kind of look back and dance around on the last four years. Like I said, it's kind of crazy.
00:12:15
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You know, I started this podcast with Jeff. Unfortunately, Jeff's no longer here um on the network or on the show. um But he he stuck around a lot longer than I thought he would, man.
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And that's no shade on Jeff at all. That's just knowing Jeff like I know him. and And we had Mike. Big Mike, big dog, was here.
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Tony D was here at one point in time. Connor was here. But you know what? I've said it, and I mean this from the bottom of my heart. I'd rather save a friendship than...
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let things get ugly on a podcast and not things were getting ugly. Things were just getting a little weird and a little hectic and it was better to go our separate way with some people. um But nonetheless, you know, I was able to save those friendships in the process as well. So I'm always down for that. At the end of the day, I say that and I mean that I i truly do believe that, you know, life is too short and and it's better to save a friendship. So, but
Upcoming Events and Collaborations
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I'm still here. So unfortunately you guys are stuck with me.
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I'm not going anywhere anytime soon. I'm still moving and shaking and creating shit and making things happen and do things in the backside and everything else. But yeah, what's going on?
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Chat. Wally in the chat already. Like you said, party time. Hit the like, share, subscribe, and don't forget to ring my bell or flick the glick if you know what I mean.
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Yeah. That's exactly right. Lazy Jedi in the building. Congratulations on four years. Thank you, brother. Appreciate you. You're beautiful, tasty motherfucker.
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You're a beautiful creature, and I love you. OG OGs, the OG-est. What up, motherfucker? Chris Technician in the building. Thank you, sir. Thank you, sir.
00:14:08
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Customize burps only fans just sir Thank you. Thank you. Thank you ladies in the long time. No see congratulations Time does fly. i can't believe it. I was just looking back on it the other day ah it kind of snuck up on me the one-year anniversary of Glick's house of music when I started doing interviews not when I started the show But when I started doing interviews, it's already been a year So we did that show Tuesday night and And then we're coming up on the one-year anniversary of the the network because the Flix House of Music was kind of that stepping stone to take us into the network.
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um So, you know, that was the first quote-unquote spinoff show ah from Nonsensical Nonsense. And then Men Care for Men and um What the Fuck News. and And then, you know, Blaze came on and Blaze has been doing his thing. And
00:15:03
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It's a lot. It's kind of crazy to me. I know we're not like huge or not massive or anything like that, but it's kind of crazy that, you know, in our own as a show, now a network, we continue to grow and and and and ah and and put more things out there and more content, more content
Changes in Show Format
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driven.
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And we kept Saturday night nonsensical nonsense because that's what it is. man it wasn't really content. mean, it was just us just fucking off. We were doing that three nights a week for the longest time.
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I know it doesn't seem like a whole year at all. I agree. i agree a hundred percent. um But um this show, even this show itself has grown and and changed ah throughout the the last few years.
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um So, you know, I'm excited for the future. I'm excited for what, you know, we got some big stuff coming up. I do want to say i am super excited for next weekend, guys. Next weekend is going to be crazy around here.
00:16:11
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First and foremost, like I said, Wednesday nights, we got a new co-host. um Nikki is sliding into the co-host role with me on Wednesday nights on What the Fuck News.
00:16:22
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We may change the name. We may keep the name. i don't know. However, but with that comes a new segment on the show. We've already got the penis report. Now we're going to have lovely lady bits.
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And it's all about the vagine, as the French say.
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Um... So she's going to be doing that and and and then some other things that we're going to try out on what the fuck news that she wants to bring to the table. But we had a good time last Wednesday night on the the first episode of us together.
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ah and Just talking about news that makes us say what the fuck and then conversating a little bit. So I'm excited about that.
Network Event and Movie Discussion
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But next weekend, starting on Friday,
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I'm super excited for Mike and Blaze. We are going to be watching a movie right here on the network. ah It's called Daylight to Dark. Former guest of Glick's House of Music, Roland Jewett.
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He wrote the movie, but he's joining us. Jake Young, the director of the movie, is joining us, and I think a couple of the cast members are joining us as well.
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Um...
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um So i'm I'm super excited for Blaze that we were able to put that together and and make that happen for him. I know he's pretty stoked to have actors, director, writer, and watch the movie and commentate and critique and review all at the same time. It's going to be it's gonna be a crazy night.
00:17:59
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But on top of that, I believe next Friday night, Blaze, myself, and Michael Michael being the newest co-host um with Blaze on his show. I don't know if Michael's coming in Friday or Saturday, but I do know Friday night Blaze and I will be together for that show.
00:18:16
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And then Saturday night, we're doing nonsensical nonsense with a twist. um Michael will be here. Blaze will be here. i will be here.
00:18:27
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Cash will be here. And we're going to see if Wally can come. I don't know, but we're to see if we get Wally over here as well. We're all three going to pile in my little condo in the living room. And we're going to do nonsensical nonsense slash cash's corner.
00:18:42
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A little WrestleMania watch party. ah It's going to be next weekend is going to be crazy. ah And then um Thursday night on the draft, Unnecessary Roughness, me and the boys, Derek and Rick, are jumping live Thursday night.
NFL Draft Coverage Plans
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It's April 24th to cover the first round of the NFL draft. So that's super fun. That's going to be, a I'm just so excited, man. There's so much shit going on and so many things happening.
00:19:15
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and and and And, you know, it's like, man, four years on this grind and the last year has just been something else, man. It really has.
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And I got to say, shout out to Blaze. You know, nothing against Jeff. But shout out to Blaze for coming on board and really becoming my right hand man and really having my back and supporting me and wanting to do the same thing, having the same mindset that I have.
00:19:46
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So, you know, and and things are starting to happen, man. And its things are starting to happen so fast that we almost can't even hit the brakes anymore.
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We're just going on with it. Blaze and I got some stuff that we're working on the back burner. Blaze is working on some stuff on the back burner. I might be working on a couple projects on the back burner. ah You know, just, holy shit, man.
00:20:12
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A lot of things are going on, guys. Buckle in. It's going to be crazy. I don't know how next weekend's going to go. i'm um I'm excited and I'm nervous for next weekend, but I think it's going to be really cool to pretty much have the entire network here for the show, you know, with the exception of Rick and Derek, but i mean, Rick's in Georgia, Derek's in Tennessee, but, and they only do Sundays.
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So Rick comes up on the occasional Saturday nights, but i'm I'm really curious to see how next weekend goes. I think it's going to be a lot of fun, especially having all of us in house and doing the show.
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And then, you know, mixing in a little ah little something different. Cash will be here. He's pretty stoked. He'll be on the big boy show with the big boy. Yes, unfortunately, Jeff is no longer around. It's been about a month now.
Former Co-hosts' Contributions
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ah And, you know, love him to death. no No bad feelings, no hatred towards him or anything like that. But I think like he's better off, and I think we're better off.
00:21:20
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I made the comment that if he does decide to come back, that it would only be on Saturday nights because that's the role that he wants to play of turn on the camera and do nothing else.
00:21:32
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That's where you're going. But at this point, I don't think he'll be coming back. And and that's okay. Life happens, man. Do your thing, brother. Got nothing but love for you. Don't come back. We're fine.
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The Panos Report. but panos report
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But Gazel's galore. Yep. Lovely lady bits. That's Nikki's segment. Next weekend is going to be, it is going to crazy, chaotic fun.
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So, yeah. A lot. and I'm stoked for it.
00:22:16
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I'm here for it, as the kids say. I think that's what they say these days. I am here for it. But that was all the reasons I had an extra long intro tonight because I wanted to play a little Blacktop Mojo. I was feeling a little nostalgic, if you know what I mean.
Music Journey and Blacktop Mojo
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um When we started doing this show, I had reached out to Blacktop Mojo and asked them if we could use their music for breaks and stuff, not thinking that I would hear back from them because I am a huge fucking fan of Blacktop Mojo.
00:22:45
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I have been for a little over 10 years now. I just stumbled across them one day on YouTube. and and sure enough uh matt hit me right back the lead singer it was cool with it so when we started doing this show we had break music and it was blacktop mojo and we played the hell out of blacktop mojo for a very long time and we still throw blacktop mojo into the mix but the great thing about doing glicks house of music is now we have fucking library of music to play and we don't have to worry about copyright.
00:23:16
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don't have to worry about anybody getting all up in their feelings because the song was played or anything like that because I have permission from the people who wrote the songs. And the library is going to continue to grow. ah you know I was joking around. I was in a little bit of a dry spell on Glick's House of Music.
00:23:33
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But that all right out the window the other day, buddy, man. I was locking in fucking ah interviews left and right i am booked up for the rest of our uh the rest of april and as of today i believe all of may i think i have one more date in may available so
00:23:58
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so i'm super fucking stoked about that a lot of new bands new artists um some kick-ass fucking music coming down the pipe for Glick's House of Music.
00:24:09
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And including, i mean, I don't want to step out of my lane or anything like that. This was kind of a special request, but I also have um Jake Young on Glick's House of Music as well.
00:24:20
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Now, he is a director and he is an actor, ah but he is good friends with Roland, and i have become friends with Roland after having him on my show, and and and I guess he asked about coming on my show and doing a one-on-one interview, and I had I said, yeah, sure, you know, I'll do that. Any friend of Roland's is his friend of mine at the end of the day.
Personal Style and Authenticity
00:24:41
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I don't want to go out of my lane too far or step on anybody's toes, but at the same time.
00:24:50
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No, motherfucker, you don't do music. Get out of here. You're not welcome. All entertainers are welcomed in Glick's House of Music at the end of the day.
00:25:03
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Ha, ha, ha. I he never turn that thing on, but you know what? You know what, Chris?
00:25:11
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I don't want to get yelled at, man. I got yelled at the last time I had it on.
00:25:19
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And I don't want to get yelled at again.
00:25:23
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Let me see if tried to copy that. There you go. There you go, buddy. There you go. Since you asked for it, there you go. but Well, it's very distracting. I'm not going to lie. It is very fucking distracting at the end of the day. It's just bla flash, flash, flash, flash.
00:25:41
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And I already have enough time. I already have a hard enough time trying to stay on top. Oh, speaking of staying on top. I got a new toy today. Why? Because I'm a giant man child and I have adult money and I can buy whatever I want whenever I want.
00:25:58
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What? back
00:26:02
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My Molnir, baby.
3D Printed Collectible
00:26:06
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Just add that to my list of reasons to talk shit. Because now I now i wield Molnir, you sons of bitches. I am the Thunder God. Or the God of Thunder.
00:26:17
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Whatever. Either way. I
00:26:22
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think that's the other reason why I don't use it very often. Because it throws my camera off and it makes it go all welcome. Here we go. We might turn it on later on in the night. We'll see.
00:26:33
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Yeah. They'll get a reputation. So, oh, this is pretty fucking cool. There's a guy down the road that does 3D prints. So I wanted to get this first one, see how it turned out.
00:26:46
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And I think I'm going to get me a Glicks House of Music one. And I'm also going to get me a Nonsensical Nonsense one. And it comes with a pretty sweet little stand.
00:26:57
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and Boom. Mount that bitch.
00:27:01
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i don't know where I'm going to put them out yet. Maybe a shelf behind me and put them on the shelf. Maybe I'll hang them up. I don't know. We'll see.
00:27:12
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yeah you and Exactly. That's another reason, man. Like i said, it drives me crazy and it fucks my camera up and it fucks me all up. Yeah. It's just, I just needed some place to put it. I didn't want it to get broke.
00:27:24
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Cops got it for me when they were down in Arizona and I didn't want it to get broke or anything like that. So when I, When i rearranged and I actually set up my little my little corner here, was like, let me just throw it up on the wall.
00:27:37
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And then and then it'll it'll be fine up there until I can find a new home for it at the end of the day. I mean, I've also got a picture of myself up there.
00:27:50
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But I intentionally don't put that on camera because i don't need you assholes to have any more ammunition to fuck with me.
00:28:00
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about my ego.
00:28:03
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And it's already there. There we go. Maybe we'll. I don't know. I'm going to fuck with it all night.
00:28:14
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Thank you, thank you, thank you. Have a great night. Good seeing you again, stranger. Haven't seen in a hot minute. Hope things are going well for you.
00:28:22
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I popped in, I think it was last night.
00:28:27
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Maybe it was last week. It's a jukebox jury. And then I fell asleep. I back got to here in couple minutes. And I literally had my phone in my hand. a it As I was. So was ah, fuck.
00:28:43
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But hopefully things are going good in your world. Good seeing stranger. Appreciate it.
00:28:51
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But, um yeah, I think I'm going to. And going to be different colors. Like, I'm going to get one that's got a. I think I was going to do a yellow head and a black handle for Nonsensical Network.
00:29:07
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Or maybe I was going to go black on yellow. I can't remember. And then Glick's House of Music will be red and black. So, nonetheless, man, don't know.
00:29:20
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Just, I don't know. I'm a big child. I'm a big man child. And I mean, I have fucking... Championship, custom-made championship belts hanging on my wall.
00:29:34
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It's the little things, man. It's the little things. You've got to find stuff to to make yourself smile and put a little feel-good in your gut at the end of the day.
00:29:48
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um Actually, it is Saturday night, ladies and gentlemen. We are at the half-hour mark. And I didn't even mean to do that. I actually meant to drop it as soon as I came in.
00:29:58
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But it is Saturday night. The door has been kicked off the hinges. And there's that link in the chat. Everybody and anybody it is welcome to join us. All that we ask is please turn on your camera.
00:30:12
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Let us know you're real. And please, please, for everything that is holy, keep your genitalia to yourself because nobody wants to see it.
00:30:25
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And more likely, not only are we going to kick you off the show, but then we're going to make fun of your small genitalia. And you don't want that to happen. Don't beat that guy. Don't beat that guy.
00:30:36
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I'm just saying.
00:30:42
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No, like I said, man, i got it has't been a yeah it has been a wild, wild four years. I've got to say, there's been times where I've thought about giving up.
00:30:53
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There's been times where I was just going to fucking walk away from it altogether. um We've had some headaches and some and some drama, not going to lie. It is what it is. Unfortunately, in the online streaming world, it it comes with the territory at the end of the day. You're going to have it.
00:31:11
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It don't matter who you are or what you do. You're going to have the drama. We have had it. um i i ain't no puppy i'm a big dog and uh and uh i have been known to bite back when when people come knocking with drama not always made me look the best i probably would have been better just to to walk away from it rather than falling into their traps
Handling Online Drama
00:31:42
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but i will say we've had a whole hell of a lot more fun on here than we've had drunk in the last four years what's going on megan how you doing
00:31:51
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welcome welcome so and like i said we've made so many new friends doing this show man you know from from from jedi and his circle chaka and his circle uh my boys are with the nts smoke and their circle um and so many others all the musicians and stuff like that man it's it's crazy to think um ah And, you know, there's other podcasters that have come and gone that have but that have been here with us and hung out with us, ah you know, for various reasons, one one way or another. some
00:32:31
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Some just got a little bit too big for their britches and their ego got the best of them and wanted to move on. And then, you know, others just,
00:32:45
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yeah, pretty much the same thing. Ego. Others just were like, nah, not really my style, which is cool, which is cool, man. We're not everybody's cup of tea.
00:33:02
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I have nothing about you. i have enough, ja right? I don't have, I don't have drama in real life. I don't have, I don't want to have drama online. i I'll be 100% honest with you.
00:33:14
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There's very few people that I care enough about to have drama with. in real life or on the internet.
00:33:22
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I mean, if you're, if you're, if you're creating drama or or if you, if you are a narcissistic lab baby who wants to start stuff so that you have drama and then go cry about it to other people so you can be the victim.
00:33:38
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Like, I just, I just don't have time for those people, man. I don't care for them enough to deal with them. like the people that The people that I give a damn about it are the people that um that are that are around and that I that i put myself in oh and and company with.
00:33:57
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Outside of that, I'm way too old. i am way too fucking old at the end of the day. am far too old for goofiness and silliness.
00:34:16
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I graduated high school like 20 some odd years ago. Yeah, right? I graduated high school like 20 some years ago. That means I graduated on a high school drama bullshit. Now, sometimes you got to catch me slipping because I might've had one too many beverages and you catch me slipping.
00:34:35
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But then you just get more butthurt and you look even more stupid because then I hurt your feelings. and And I'm not the guy who apologizes.
00:34:47
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I mean, I'll apologize if I'm in the wrong. don't get Don't get me wrong. If I'm 100% in the wrong all day, I'll be like, no, my bad. I was an asshole. you know That was on me. That's on me. My bad, bro.
00:35:00
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That's on me.
00:35:03
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But if it's not
00:35:07
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washing my hands, washing the funk away. Anywho, he's. Graduate. Jeez Louise. God, man, I done been out of school for like 13 fucking years when you graduated, Chris Technician. You fucking youngin'.
00:35:23
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Megan's just old. She graduated with Jeebus.
00:35:31
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As Danny Glover once said, I'm too old for this shit. Agreed. Agreed.
00:35:45
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1994 bc
00:35:49
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thank jesus was your homeboy nice that's what's up ain't nothing wrong with that no man no but for real man no for real i do want to say seriously you know thank you to all the people who who listen and watch our show and hang out with us whether you hang out you know you started hanging out with us When we were doing nonsensical nonsense or you started hanging out with us after I created the network and you found one of the other shows and through one of the other shows you found us.
00:36:21
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Man, thank you guys. Love you guys in the chat, man. You guys are fucking awesome. The chatterbox, the people who come up and then hang out. Y'all are fucking dope as shit.
00:36:32
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So definitely thank you guys. You guys make this. I don't want to sound corny or cheesy or whatever, but it is what it is, man. Y'all make this ride worth it at the end of the day. and and and And shout out to the people who support us and and and and whatnot.
00:36:47
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You guys, you guys, cheers to you guys. Cheers to you motherfuckers. Yeah.
00:36:56
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Anyway, what have been for you guys? I'd probably put this, I'd probably put this horse down a long fucking time ago. I'm going to put this damn dog down in about 3.7 seconds.
00:37:09
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What do you want? I'm not taking out. We were outside before I started and you wanted to stand and look stupid. And now you're going have to wait.
00:37:19
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People outside and she thinks she needs to be outside. And unfortunately I am the only one home. So kids are gone this weekend. They're back at their mom's and Nikki's out with a friend tonight. She's out, out gallivanting around.
00:37:38
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Yeah. I, whether you found us last week or you found us tonight or you, Found this.
00:37:46
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but but
00:37:49
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No. I said you're going to to wait.
00:37:54
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You fuck right on my carpet. You're going to find out.
00:38:01
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I don't like. I love my dog. Don't get me wrong.
00:38:08
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Sometimes I don't like having a dog.
00:38:13
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she She's like, do it, motherfucker. I wish you would.
00:38:21
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and Well, apparently I'm not going to get anything done, so I'm going to take an early break and we'll be right back because this dog's an asshole. And I'm just going to release her back to the wild.
00:38:34
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Back to the streets you go, mutt face. Let's see if we can find some music here. some music here
00:38:47
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um on yeah let's do a little uh do a little bit of that right there you know this will give if few minutes do a little blacktop mojo featuring deal and dip wow words are hard be cheering wheeler dylan wheeler And it's our cover of Getaway Car.
00:39:15
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And I'll be right back.
Listener Appreciation
00:41:59
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Before you drive me insane get yourself car, drive it all along
00:42:12
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Get yourself a car, ride on the wind Get yourself a car, drive it all along
00:42:27
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yourself a car and ride it on the way
00:43:06
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You settle down. I won't hesitate to reach the highway. Before you let me to ways, no.
00:43:19
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Settle up and I'll help you find something to try.
00:43:31
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Before you drive me insane So get yourself a car and drive it all along Get yourself a car and ride on the wind Get yourself a car and drive it all along
00:44:01
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Ride it on the wind, yeah.
00:44:14
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And we're back. but Man, I couldn't have timed that shit any fucking better anyways. Welcome back to the nonsensical nonsense. Welcome back to nonsensical nonsense on the Nonsensical Network.
00:44:27
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ah Yeah, we are celebrating four years tonight right here. Oh, nonsensical nonsense. um Go ahead and give us a follow. If you guys be so kind, that would be greatly appreciated. Bio.link slash nonsensicalnetwork.
00:44:41
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Scrolling down there the bottom of the screen, all of our links are there, including the link to Beauty and the Beard Creative Corner. So, sorry about that. Fucking dog decided she wanted to go outside.
00:44:53
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Even though...
00:44:57
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She went outside before I started the show because I knew she was going to do that because that's what she does. She waits until I start the show and nobody's here if she starts acting like that. She was literally biting my knee, biting my elbow.
00:45:09
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So but i do apologize. Eddie Hooies. ah
00:45:18
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So, yes, Blacktop Mojo featuring Dylan Wheeler with their cover. I believe that is STP. or No, it's Audioslave. I'm sorry. Audioslave's getaway car.
00:45:30
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I love that fucking song. ah Big fan of Audioslave and STP and Allison Trance. All kind of in that same circle of music.
00:45:40
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But nonetheless, let's get caught up on the chatter's box. Appreciate y'all being here. We're making the things hard. Whoa, easy. Easy there. Michael Bathurst in the building. What's going on with you, man?
00:45:54
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ah Appreciate you. Thank you, sir. Congratulations. Love the journey. out um man i am I'm digging it, man. I'm digging the journey. I got to be honest with you. Get on that woo-woo. Get on that woo-woo shit, Michael.
00:46:06
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ah No, I'm loving it, man. it is it has been It has been a crazy ride, but man, again, it's it's it's it's all been worth it. And man, these last few months, things are starting to come together. Things are going into play, man. People are being put into positions. People are being put into my my my universe or atmosphere, my life, whatever you want to call it, that are just like, man, let's fucking, I was telling Blaze the other day, man, everything that's happening right now, I've been going through some shit.
Facing Unemployment Challenges
00:46:42
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i'm not going lie to you guys. You guys know that I'm currently unemployed. This is first time in my life I've never been, I've been unemployed.
00:46:48
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And I'm not having any luck. I'm getting a whole lot of fucking rejection. And I've been kind of down in the dumps. And mentally, I've been kind of fucked for the last few weeks. And kind of had one of them little breaking moments last Saturday night, and and it was needed.
00:47:05
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But I was telling Blaze, you know, everything that's happening and everything that's going on, man. Oh, God, got that fucking spark, man. That fire is built. you It just took that one little spark, man. I had to have that moment.
00:47:17
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And one little spark, and now that fire is starting to go again. So, you know, I'm feeling good. regardless of Regardless of personal stuff, man, all that will come when it might not be happening because there's another project that i'm working on that can start paying the bills.
00:47:32
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Maybe that's why. Maybe i need to get off my ass. We've talked about it enough. It's time to do, do, do, do. do So maybe that's why the the jobs aren't coming. Nonetheless, house of the bills are paid.
00:47:46
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Food in the kitchen. Kids are happy. Everybody's taken care of. Stop worrying about the small things. Click. Everything happens for a reason. Everything will come about when the time is right at the end of the day.
00:47:59
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Anywho. but It's a great song, by the way, of Bathurst. It's a great fucking song. Fucking love that song. um It's off of a great album, too.
00:48:11
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I Ah, great song. Four goddamn years, they said you wouldn't last. I mean, it's sad. There's a little part of me that but actually is a big part of me that's sad that here it is on the four-year celebration. and And ah and another and in this sense this is this is nothing against the network. This is nothing against Blaze, Wally, or Michael, or anything like that. I'm talking about this show.
00:48:37
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in particular, that there's ah there's a part of me that's kind of sad that I'm the last man standing and keeping this fire alive. And shout out to the network, my guys here on the network.
00:48:49
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They come in when they can, and they're here on Saturday night, so I don't have to ride this train alone. Those guys are amazing. you know i couldn't I couldn't have handpicked a better... Stop it.
00:49:02
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A better crew. That kind of fell into my lap at the end of the day. so But nonetheless, I'm still here. Four years later, boycotted, hated, unloved, whatever.
00:49:14
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You name it. We've been through it. We've been through the ringer, and I'm still here, you sons of bitches. You're not getting rid of me. You're not getting rid of me. I'm not going anywhere.
00:49:26
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i had Taco Bell for lunch, like a late lunch, and then I had then i had some leftover Spanish rice.
00:49:35
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uh
00:49:40
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yeah yeah no exactly so um yeah man it's it's it's the circle of life man you know things can't go good forever there's always that there's always that second foot that's waiting to drop and for me it generally kicks me right in the fucking dick so yep absolutely absolutely What if I am going to cry, Untrackable? You're probably already crying.
00:50:11
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I'm sorry. I didn't mean to lash out at you. I love you, buddy. Untrackable, how you doing, brother?
00:50:20
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Nice. which What did I get from Taco Bell? I had a steak quesadilla and a little taco and a burrito. Yeah.
00:50:32
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that's got them that's kind of That's my go-to, the steak quesadilla or a crunch wrap. Depending upon what they got in the box, i also like the grilled cheese steak burritos. Them sons of bitches ain't much.
00:50:42
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That's what I'm kind of wishing I would have got, in all honesty, now that I'm looking back on it. I kind of wish I would have got me a grilled cheese steak burrito. But nonetheless, it happens.
00:50:57
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The dog is chopping onions, god damn it. noise hey man you know i love you brother untrackable is our guy that's our dude um
00:51:14
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yeah man i didn't yeah i'll be honest with you guys i didn't think that um that i'd still be doing this show four years later um let alone create an entire network behind it um Or often I should be oh this this is the this is the nonsensical nonsense man This is the the cornerstone the foundation of nonsensical network ah Yeah, it's it's crazy we have like I said man we've We've had a lot of really fun times here and we've and we've met a lot of fun fucking people So I'm not gonna dwell on the negative stuff, you know, I know sensing it man.
00:51:51
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This is this tonight is a nice about having a good time and fucking
00:51:58
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do that you must be a wizard Potter what's going on brother hey I didn't hear much of the story before I just saw the title and I saw you know you guys usually lead the open door challenge and um somppador college I um I wanted to say um you know congratulations I came in probably at the end of maybe a sad story. Oh.
00:52:30
Speaker
You good? Yeah, um I'm good. um and And I hope you are too. And ah i've I've only known you guys for you know several months of of your your journey.
00:52:49
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But um I appreciate you. You guys are entertaining every day of the week. I drop by, i listen, ah drop the like, and know you guys mean something to me.
00:53:03
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So you you would appreciate that. Yeah, dude. You know, you you know yeah you're you're a part of the family around here, man. you like You're like another brother.
00:53:14
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yeah We love it when you come up on Saturday nights, man. We love seeing you in the comments. And that's what that's what I mean. they We just randomly pop up on some people's radar, and they come in, and, you know, there's been people that come in here starting out as trolls, like hardcore trolls. And they're like, those guys are actually kind of cool.
00:53:34
Speaker
but but You know, they're they're like, they're not getting pissed off at all. They're just fucking with me. You know, and they're like, I'm stick around. And you might see them pop up occasionally on shows and stuff like that.
Guest Megan's Life Philosophy
00:53:44
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but But no, man, we enjoy that.
00:53:47
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We enjoy having you around. We enjoy when you're in the chat and when you pop up on Saturday nights. No, I am. Oh, yes. What's going on, Megan? Hey, Mandy.
00:53:58
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hey, hey. Sorry, I've got that sinus infection from hell. But, yeah, I literally met you last week, fellas, and I was still i rewatched our conversation and laughed all over again, you know. oh But four years, God, I've been wanting to do something like this for ages. I just don't have time at the moment.
00:54:20
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And four years to do anything, like I did i did six and a half years of a university degree and it damn nearly killed me. So you know what I mean? Like to have, even though you had bad times, you have good times, whatever.
00:54:34
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to stick to something for four years. If I stick for four minutes, that's a good effort for me at the moment. But congratulations, brother. Congratulations. My former co-host of this show, ah Jeff, I teased him.
00:54:52
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I think it was at the think it was last year I was teasing him this time last year. Because i didn't expect him to be be a part of this for six months.
00:55:03
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And neither did he, because that's just Jeff. that's he he is He is a flake. he He gets a bored very easily and and and and whatnot. So the fact that he lasted damn near four years was was was a huge shocker to to all of them, to him and I. And and that's why said no shade on Jeff.
00:55:26
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um yeah it's what it could be no there's mine so you know but uh but this is something that i've wanted for probably close to probably close to 20 years i had an opportunity uh so almost 20 years about about 20 21 years ago i've always wanted to be on the radio I want it. I want it. And I still do. I would like if I got a phone call to tonight saying, hey, we'd like to offer you a radio.
00:55:57
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Sorry, Glick. Jedi, our boy Klingwrap's arrived. So I'm leaving. I'm out. No. Hey, Jedi. How are you, brother? Yeah.
00:56:09
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I mean, to take an opportunity when it's presented, like I just said, you know, I believe... yeah People and opportunities are put in ah in front of you for whatever reason. It just happens. Call it destiny, fate, whatever.
00:56:25
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What is on you is to take it or leave it. But then... I believe in taking all opportunities when they're presented if I'm able to.
00:56:36
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Because if you don't, don't come bitching to me that you didn't when you had every opportunity, every right, everything was in place for you to take it. You know what I mean? Like, does that sound bitching? That's me, No. i think i think I think Jedi's heard me heard me use the phrase.
00:56:53
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um We had a gentleman that used to be a part of the network or part of this show. jerryvei I think on trackables heard me use the phrase don't fucking talk about it be about it because you hear the same thing over and over man I want to do this I want to do this I want to I was that guy for like 10 years and I only sat down and I was like fuck it I'm going to go to Best Buy and I went to Best Buy bought a microphone bought a laptop bought a headset and it was like I'm going at this by myself and then ran just randomly out of pure coincidence fucking Jeff and I reconnected and we were talking on the phone
00:57:27
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we I was doing a live stream on TikTok and he popped in and he had a different name and I didn't recognize him. I love that. No members of the should have, could have, would have club in here. i That needs to be on your front door.
00:57:44
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Should have, would have, could have. ah yeah kind I don't care. No, I love that because I'm like that. I should have developed. But then I think, well, I had every opportunity to do x y and z I didn't take that opportunity. So it's on nobody but me.
00:58:04
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I'm not going to sit here and bitch to untrackable about not doing it because it's on me. If it involved untrackable, yeah, I'd talk to him about it, you know, but If I don't take the chance to do but writing a book that I've been writing for 30 years, you know, whatever, then it's on me. It's nobody's fault but my own is how I look at it.
00:58:29
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Yeah, and not doing it is not a failure. It's just a feeling that you had inside of you that you could have But then, you you know, if you if you're trying to live your life with no regrets, and then you meet somebody who has lived that life, don't don't give them the I woulda coulda story.
00:58:53
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Because I deal with that a lot. i Hey, I joined the military, okay? Everybody goes, oh well, thank you for your service and all this stuff. I did what I did. I was a cook.
00:59:04
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And I did a short period of time. It was years. However, It was a short period considering. And when you meet somebody and it's like, oh, tell me about yourself. And you say, oh, well, I was in the military and I did this, that or the other.
00:59:23
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they They don't. you know, they don't ask you questions about like day-to-day life or they don't ask you questions. They go straight to, oh well, I was gonna, or I was in ROTC I had the opportunity, but this came up and it's like, bro, don't give me that story. How about you tell me about your life? Because I'm just as interested in you living your best life as as much as I am telling you about the story that I've written.
00:59:55
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it Exactly and for me personally my dad died suddenly eight years ago and I was always the coulda woulda shoulda person and then my dad died and I brought him back to our town to die and we were talking about it on the way home and I decided the I am not going to be where he is in however many decades going, God damn, I wish I had a, why didn't I do that?
01:00:25
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Oh, I should, you know, the woulda coulda shoulda. when he died, i made a sort of a silent pledge to myself that I, I'm going to grab life by both hands.
01:00:39
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which took me ah a while to deal with things. And two, I'm leaving nothing on the table. I do not care if I am bankrupt because you can't take it with you when you go. So the first um two years after my dad died, my brother took me to New Zealand.
01:00:56
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to see Hobbiton and to go to Auckland and and all those things because that was a Bucket-List dream. Then subsequently I took my mother to see Queen and Adam Lamb in the pouring rain because we're both big fans and I got to be this far from Brian, my oh my God, and god he got a guitar with his signature. yeah Then I went to Seattle and then I'm going to, ah you know, all these things that I am going to do because um I'm not going to be that person like my dad was.
01:01:25
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the coulda, whata, shoulda, why didn't i and go to the grave like that. It's like, no, no, no, hell no, fuck no, not for me. um rather id have ah I'd rather have a story of my life than make a billion dollars, you know what i mean? I'd rather have, you know, like, one chuck color I got a nice inheritance when my dad died.
01:01:49
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But could I have my dad back without the money? Hell yes. Sorry, my brother's ringing me. I'll be right back. Oh, no, you're okay.
01:01:58
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No, that was the crazy thing about starting this podcast. Because I had, you know, 20-some years ago when I had an opportunity to be in radio, I had a bunch of people tell me, oh you know, that's stupid. There's no money in radio. you we Tell the radio guys that there's no money in radio.
01:02:13
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You got a family to think of because my my ex-wife was pregnant with my oldest daughter. that it on and and and And I listened to them. And then when I thought of, when I was like, man, I want i want to get into podcasting.
01:02:25
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and And again, those same people, sadly, mostly family in my ear. That's stupid. That's dumb. You'll never succeed. Blah, blah, blah. And I bought into it. Went through divorce and came back home too.
01:02:36
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I got a message each to your family. Read between the lines, people. um culture i know I don't associate with any I don't associate with any of them anymore. I did too. So I've got to wrap this up, fellas, because I'm meeting my nephew.
01:02:51
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I found after my dad died, It was a really good time to re-evaluate who I wanted in my life because I had a lot of people like that. could You can't, you won't, you're never going to.
01:03:03
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And I'm like, fuck you, basically. Oh, really? Allow me to prove you wrong and to enjoy proving you wrong. yeah Wow.
01:03:15
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Okay. I might have known you since school 35 years ago, but guess what? There's the door. Do not let it hit you when the good Lord split you. You know, it's like, I don't need that.
01:03:28
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I mean, I'm not saying I want people
01:03:33
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who are, rah, rah, yeah, you're great. Yeah, I don't need that all the time. But at the same time, I don't need the negativity because I had that all my life. you know, but I'm sorry to cut this short, fellas. My nephew has asked I already made time at the park and I haven't seen him for a few weeks. So if you were a around late, I might bump back on, but.
01:03:56
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Oh, I'm sure we will be. Yep. Good to see you untrackable as always. Glick pleasure. Four years. Good God. Don't people have better things to do. Excuse me.
01:04:07
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Nevermind. Hey, we're going to, we're going to be here a lot longer. to say See later. We're going to be here a lot longer. But yeah. Yeah. no that's you That's what I was saying. You know.
01:04:18
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What's that? Go ahead, man. Yeah. I was going to say like the you mentioned um you mentioned relationship, right? And and you like when you say X, that means you're not together anymore.
01:04:34
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And I grew up as a child in a and a divorce, a home of divorce. And when I was young, my mom would say some things about my dad.
01:04:50
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And my brother and sister would always call my dad when they wanted something that wasn't provided in our home. And my dad would be like, oh, I mean, I'm paying a bunch of money. with What's your mom doing?
01:05:06
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Or I want to come live with you, dad. And it's like, okay, come spend the weekend and we'll talk about it. And they always came back home. they ah They were like, no, I not come back with dad.
01:05:19
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I only ever talked to my dad during good times. And then I grew you know, into finding relationships of my own.
01:05:31
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And I spent some time with my dad. I spent a week with him. And this is during my early military time where I'm finding myself. I'm going through my own challenges.
01:05:42
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I'm not trying to, you know, milk any ah substance out of him other than knowledge. And I just asked him point blank and simple about the relationship in his own words, because I had never had the enough time and enough ah alone time with him to be able to ask that.
01:06:04
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And he gave me his side while we were stuck in traffic. And no, it didn't solidify this side or that side. It solidified those two sides.
01:06:17
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And where you see one person complaining about the other side the whole time and you see the other person living their life, ah even with all the things involved in separations, um it did teach me.
01:06:34
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It taught it in that moment. It taught me it's like my dad still loves me, even though he wasn't with my mother. You know what i mean? And those types of things, it was like, OK, I'm going to be OK no matter what I do.
Podcast Evolution and Personal Growth
01:06:52
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um yeah A relationship is is a try. When it doesn't work out, it's not a failure. It was a try. And the things that come out of it, like myself, and, you know, but we are people too.
01:07:09
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And as long as both sides treat us like people and both sides agree to not put, uh, bullshit in our heads, we will be able to love both our parents, even though and understand that, you know, hey, give it a try.
01:07:26
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So like how it relates to what you are doing right now with your four year anniversary is you're giving it a try. And this is something that you have not given up on for four years.
01:07:41
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yeah that's that's ah That's the average military contract. That's a college education. that's that's so That's related. That amount of time is related to so many other things in life.
01:07:55
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And you haven't given up. So congratulations to you. I hope you love what you're doing. And I'm so glad I found you.
01:08:06
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Yeah. Thank you, brother. that That means a lot. And you know what the crazy thing about, you know, I like how you wrap that up and you equated it to the average military contract is four years. Your college degree takes you four years, depending on all you know, your basic degree.
01:08:21
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And what do you do in those four years? Those first four years, you learn, you grow, you change, and you adapt. And that's what we've done. If you go back to episode number one
01:08:36
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And you listen to that fucking shit show debacle Jeff and I had no idea what we were doing. We weren't even live It's it's just an audio format. Um, Jeff wouldn't shut the fuck up. We were talking all over each other It was bad and then you move forward, you know a couple you know aren't to our 100th episode and you look at those one through 100 and just that growth and from from the beginning to where to that 100th episode, and then you look at episode one to today, and it's like, holy shit, this is a... It's still the same bullshit and shenanigans and fuckery, but it's better.
01:09:15
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We've gotten better. we've we've We've learned how to do things and made things better and everything else. So, you know, I love doing it. You know, I kick myself.
01:09:27
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For listening to the naysayers, but like i said, when my ex-wife and I split up and and i come and we we came back to Ohio, and i still want it and I'm still talking about wanting to do a podcast, and I hit that point where I was sitting at the house one day and I was live on TikTok and I was talking about it, and I just was like, guys, I got to go.
01:09:45
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And I left. I ended my live and I went to Best Buy. And I bought my laptop and i bought my microphone. and And it just so happened that it was that day that ah that Jeff and I had reconnected and we're talking on the phone. And I said, hey, man, I'm starting a podcast. You want to be a part of it?
01:10:01
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was like, we're already talking on the phone for three or four hours at a clip as it is like a couple little high school girls. Let's fucking do a podcast, bro. Like we can we can talk to each other and hang out. And and that was kind of like the – that was that like – and the great thing about it was not only that, but because my kids knowing – how much this means to me and seeing me in my late 30s not giving up on a dream that sets an example for my kids like it's never too late i you know eventually eventually one day i will do this blaze knows this blaze and i have a goal to this is going to be our living
01:10:40
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Whether, you know, podcasting and some form of entertainment will be the living.
01:10:46
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Mandy, I am anything but normal and or boring. You hit that hand you hit that nail right on the fucking head. and And, you know, there's something to be said that, too, about, you know, dreams.
01:10:57
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Like, if my dream was to own a Ferrari, okay yeah i might I might have to do... but you know within my capabilities, things to get money to have a Ferrari.
01:11:13
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Do you think I'm going to share that Ferrari with the world? No. I'm going to treat it like a baby. I'm going to treat that car probably better than I treat my own child.
01:11:25
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However, when your dream is to be part of the world and share every second, eight sound, emotion, thoughts, jokes, ideas with the with with the world.
01:11:45
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you You have created, you know, I hate to use the word because I don't like the connection, but you have created a church of fun.
01:11:57
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Yes. inner blue and knowledge ah you know within the different episodes, whether it be the racing or the movies. um people People can come here and be entertained on the topic.
01:12:14
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And they, if you build it, they will come. And um I'm so glad to have found the doors of the nonsensical because I don't make much sense most of the time anyway. But I have fun.
01:12:30
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Yeah. You make perfect sense. You fit right in here with this, brother. yeah Like I said, you're part of the family, man. We we we we we like you. We love you, man. We love when you come up on. you you're You're another brother.
01:12:42
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Man, you're a part of the family at this point. so ah But, yeah, man, i can't I can't agree with you more, man. You know, it's it's always, and I think that's the other key element to this is for the first time in my life, in a healthy relationship.
01:13:02
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And I have a partner who is actually a partner, and she has my best. She knows, like, there'll be there'll be, like, opportunities that come up you know and and she's like god i wish you she's like god i wish you could mix drinks she's like you'd be such an amazing bartender because you have that personality people you know they they want to be around you you're fun you're you're charismatic you know like and i'm like i can serve beer and do shots like nobody's business but i just don't know how to do all these fancy ass cocktails
01:13:33
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but yeah I'll say something to that too. And it's like, I always thought I could be a bartender because I like to create um these flavorful beverages.
01:13:45
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you know what I mean? However, what I don't like to do is take orders. You know what I mean? Like, say I had a bar and I created this special drink and that's the only thing you're getting tonight.
01:13:59
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It's one thing to be like somebody that has all that education of what people might ask for and they're going to alter the menu also.
01:14:10
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They're going to ask for doubles or... a little bit extra juice or blah, blah, blah, blah. blah And you have to be the scientist that creates for each and every person that comes up to you.
01:14:21
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Whereas my menu would be one thing. If you don't want it, come to my place because I make the one thing and I make it perfectly. And if you don't like it, get the fuck out of my bar. This is the one thing and it is the best one thing in town. God damn it.
01:14:40
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No, and Nikki, Nikki, shout out to Nikki. She's been in the service industry for like 25 years. You know, shout out to the service industry in general. Bartenders, servers, cooks, like y'all are fucking amazing for what you do at the end of the day.
01:14:55
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and you and yeah And y'all put up with a lot of shit, man. Trust me. i was i was a bouncer for for several years. I've seen some of the shit y'all put up with, man. The service industries, you guys are fucking saints at the end of the day. But yeah, you know, and there's other opportunities that, like, you know, there'll be a job and it's like a trivia host. And Nikki's like, the first one, man, hey, you should do that.
01:15:16
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And I'm like, eh, I don't know. And she's like, come on, you know you'd be great at it. I'm like, so that's what i saying, like a healthy relationship. And she supports this network, so much so that I don't have a co-host on Wednesday night, and Nikki's my new co-host on Wednesday nights because she believes in me And what I'm doing so much that she's like, yeah, I'm going to go out of my comfort zone and and and come and do a show with me, which was a lot of fun Wednesday night. If you guys didn't get to catch that, make sure you tune into that and and check that out. Mickey and I's first show together.
01:15:45
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ah So, I mean, there's that there's that aspect. But, you know, I'm a goofball, man. I'm a big, dumb animal. I like to have fun. I like to just, I mean, yeah, there's you know, unfortunately there is drama from time to time.
01:15:59
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I hate drama. I'd rather just walk away from at the end of the day than deal with it. But, uh, uh, what, another four years? Hit that like button.
01:16:10
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Share that subscribe. click's bell and please share us with your homies i'm gonna leave that up there i'm actually gonna hit these other comments and i'm gonna put that back up there because my man blaze is right on the money people don't know how to handle anything that doesn't fit into the normal box exactly and i have done anything but fit into the normal box my entire life i am a larger than life personality i always have been Part of that got buried because it was it was stifled and and and forced to be put away, and it wasn't allowed to come out ah for for several years.
01:16:44
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But in the last five or so years, i have five, six years, I've struggled and fought to find that motherfucker again, and I finally found that son of a bitch, and he is he's got 20 years almost of just been up ready to just come out and and just explode all over your faces.
01:17:03
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So, you know you know, even four years ago, the difference between me then and now is so much. There's there's such a such a difference, man. And I love it.
01:17:15
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Glick became his own damn... put some respect on my name. I became my own damn genre. Put some respect on it. I am a fucking genre at the end of the day.
01:17:32
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I'm a whole ass. Actually, no, I'm not. No, I'm not. Because like I said, in the last few months, man, in the last few months, some people have been come have been dropped into my and you know into my into my circle.
01:17:44
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and and And we have set ourselves aside. Blaze, Wally, Cash, but Cash coming out of his shell, him and I doing our show.
01:17:57
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Michael, Michael Copenhaver, who's joined Blaze recently. And Nikki coming on to be a part of Wednesday nights, man.
01:18:07
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The nonsensical network is the whole goddamn genre. We're a fucking storm. We're a force to be reckoned with. but And we ain't going anywhere.
01:18:20
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can see like owning a bar. ah You know what? Owning a bar is a dream is is another dream of mine. Uh, and I can see Glick going in a bar, calling it nonsense slogan.
01:18:34
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Take it like I make it or take your nonsense elsewhere. Um, I, you know, funny, uh, funny you say that because I do have a dream of owning my own bar one day. However, my bar is going to be a music bar, music club.
01:18:52
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It's going to be, you know, like something like, well, actually, in all honesty, Glick's House of Music came from the bar that I want to open. My my podcast is it is that name that i've and I've always wanted to own my own club and and play music.
01:19:07
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And i want to I want to focus on the blues genre. I mean, you know, I've lived in the South. I've traveled through the South. And I don't feel like as the blues gets some of the respect that it deserves,
01:19:20
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And I want to open um a club and and and i want to I want to feature the blues music, but I also want to feature other bands from country to rock to folk or whatever.
01:19:32
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But it'll be a music club. and and and and And the great thing about it is, Lord willing, I ever come across the money to open my fucking club, I've got a full-on staff from the kitchen to the bar to the waitstaff already at my fingertips, man.
01:19:48
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And shout out to Nikki and her and and and and her friends because they would be the ones that would be fully staffing that son of a bitch. and and And I would have an absolutely rock star fucking staff.
01:20:00
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You know, you want to talk about a team of – you want to talk about opening a bar and from day one having an all-star team. Nikki and her friends and the people that she's met down here and the friends that we've made since she's been here and working in some of the bars here.
01:20:15
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Dude, we man, we'd come out the gate swinging for the fucking fences if Glick's Roadhouse or Glick's House of Music or whatever. Lord willing, I ever get the money that to open my own place.
01:20:26
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Not to mention the fact that I've got um've got an entertainer, you know hopefully maybe an entertainer in Copenhaver that could that could help with entertainment and do some comedy nights for us and bring some comedians in.
01:20:42
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And then there's other aspects of entertainment that I don't want to speak too much on. I don't want to put it too much out in the universe because, you know, sometimes you catch chickens before the eggs hatch type deal.
01:20:53
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But I take it back. You became your... You're goddamn right. I'm an or... I'm an or... Did you just call me fat? There's something about that. the um The orbit or the genre.
01:21:08
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It's like... um try hards try to mimic what what they you know were raised on or what they see out there was when they oh hey i'm gonna look at some numbers where where are the numbers at oh i'm gonna try to be like this i'm gonna put my suit on and i'm gonna do some little gimmicky jokes like uh jimmy fallon but if you're not and a a very experienced skit comedian um that's going to have um profile celebrities come on, well, ah good luck with your channel.
01:21:45
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But you, your your're your ah
01:21:50
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when you're genuine yourself um and you speak freely as it comes, like you nobody will ever be Glick.
01:22:04
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just like nobody will ever be any part of any part of your team, but the way they address, um, the free speaking and the opinionations or the jokes or, uh, having guests, like even the way you're dealing with me and dealing with the chat, this is all you.
01:22:25
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You're not trying to be, ah you know, David Letterman. You're not trying to be Leno. You're, you're not trying to be, uh, you know, Carson or and anybody that's ever in, you're not trying to be Larry King up here, but yeah you're being, and you're telling your stories in connection with topics and, and, and dealing with people just, just like I i tell you my story, uh, based off of the story that you told.
01:22:59
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Just just now, ah you know, about the relationship. thing That's all honesty, bro. And that's you being you. And then that is this place. And, you know, it it can go in different directions in a heartbeat.
01:23:13
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But it's all honesty. And it's your honesty mixed with whoever you're with. And I i believe in it wholeheartedly. I love you sis have fun at the baby shower will be on for a long time So if you still awake when you get done and you want to come back in and say hello You're more and welcome to appreciate you coming through.
01:23:34
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Yeah, man. That's the thing man Like I I just want to keep blazes. I just want to I just want to keep this up there I gave him the I gave him a I gave him a gold star and I also gave blowat i gave blow blow but but I also gave Blaze the golden butt plug because he's extra special on that on that little promo right there.
01:23:55
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but Say his name. He's like the goddamn Candyman. You say his name three times and he shows up. Oh, you guys are just talking about me. but He said blow.
01:24:08
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he He said blow.
01:24:12
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Yeah, I did say blow. I did say blow. I want to keep this comment up here. I mean, I want i want to keep track of the chatterbox, but I want to keep this comment up here tonight because this is this is awesome. ah What up, Wally?
01:24:25
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Blaze in the building. No, man, that's the thing, man. you know You hit the nail on the head. I'm just me, dude. i'm just this This is me in real life. Blaze can attest to it. like he's He's hung out with me.
01:24:40
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Wally's known me since seventh grade. like This is me in real life. and this is What you see is what you get. like there's You're not going to show up at my house and all of a sudden you're going walk in and I'm going to be all prim and proper and and all that other dumb shit. and I'm just going to be this big goofy bastard.
01:24:58
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and And there are people out there that have come ah that have that have come through our you know come through our atmosphere or whatever, and then they see what what I do or what we do, and they and they do. They 100% try to copy it or mimic it or whatever, and it's just like, yeah, yeah it is what it is.
01:25:15
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Pretty gay. But it doesn't work for them because it's not genuine. As far as the... I'm going to be me thing, you know, that that's so that's, that's, that should be everybody that kind of does their thing.
01:25:36
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But the thing that they're like, you know, take your topics or try to, it like I said, try to mimic a person like a, like an impression rather than just be themselves.
01:25:50
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Yeah. Like ah you could be super gay and do the super same thing that you're doing. But if you're trying to, you know, mimic somebody versus just like, okay, I'm going to open a panel and have it a free for all Saturday night.
01:26:08
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To me, that's not copying. However, if you're not yourself, and and you're trying to guide things in a certain direction rather than just be yourself, tell the truth, let people share your story, let people share their stories, ah well, then you're not being yourself.
01:26:29
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yeah're You're trying to ah mimic a personality, whereas yeah a fake personality can be told in like two seconds.
01:26:40
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Sorry. Exactly. you No, no, no. no i was letting you land your plane there. so Sorry, i'm i'm um'm ah um'm ah yes ah um'm I'm responding to a message.
01:26:52
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ah James, actually, you got your ears on. Hopefully you got your ears on until you're still listening. You are more than welcome to come up and hang out. And you know what? If you'd be down for it, instead of us playing break music, when we go to break, we can give you the big screen and you can do a song for us.
01:27:10
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But you don't have to play music. But you are always welcome, brother. You know that first and foremost. you You don't even have to ask. Let me drop that link. Yeah, no, that's that's that's what I was saying. like yeah we've We've been mimicked or copied or whatever, but it's not... All of us are genuine here. like This is Blaze. This is Wally. you know and i was like that when mikeke's with but When Mike's up here, that's like that's authentically who we are.
01:27:37
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People see past the bullshit um and are like, okay, well, this is clearly fake. You know I mean? Like, why am I going to watch this movie? And I'm like that. I'll scroll through lives, and I'll be watching somebody's live, and I'm like, I can't.
01:27:56
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I can't. They're trying to be something they're not. You know what mean? And it's just like, but and I don't say anything to them. I'm not going to go pick a fight or anything like that. i just I just scroll on by at the end of the day. i just scroll on by.
01:28:09
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And I'd like to apologize because, um, I did jump in there, however, you know very, very much welcome to Blaze.
01:28:20
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When did you jump in? What do you talking about? But thank you. Well, I think you were starting to talk, and I i i interrupted, and I don't think you were formally welcomed. Oh, no, you're good. yeah i don't I don't need to be formally welcomed on this network. it's You're good,
01:28:38
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please don' We don't even have to acknowledge Blaze at this point. Nah, man. I'm just a fixture at this point. I was hoping was hoping he'd moon me so I could kiss his ass. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. everyone their strike you what like Blaze drops Trout, puts his ass on the camera, and that's our Strike 3, and our YouTube channel is now gone.
01:29:01
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but absolutely Here we go. What's going on, James? How you doing, brother? What's up, man? I'm trying to um trying to create contraption here so can set my phone up. There ah i like Bro, I got to say, I don't want to dive too much into your personal business. I just got to say, most recently, your most recent post looks like you're doing good, man.
01:29:25
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Looks like you're happier, and I'm excited for I'm going to talk about whatever you want talk about. I'm fucking excited for you. got nobody holding me down. Yeah, I'm excited for you, bro. Like, I'm like, oh, man, my guy's about to... He's already doing big things, but now he's about to... I just almost can't wait to go.
01:29:42
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The people I'm working with now, they're really they're really good people. They're really hard workers, and they're just... Andrew Cloud9 has been trying to work with me for, like, four years now, and I was... I'm a very loyal person, and especially to my friends, you know, and... um I guess that's why I never, you know, vouched out to other opportunities I had. Now I have a guy who has a $10,000 camera who does shit for Lil Uzi, who does filming for Lil Uzi Vert and all these big ass artists go on tour with him and he's going to my videographer now. So the music videos are about to be popping.
01:30:20
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Hell yeah, man. You know what? and i And I told you this about about your music videos, man. i think I think that was one of the things that set you apart and that was really cool.
01:30:32
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shooting them from your iphone because they were raw they were gritty they were real but i'm i'm i'm curious to see where the new videos go man oh i got act i got actors and everything i have i'm writing scripts right now um i'm also working on four albums right now uh you ever need a guy in a video uh actually i do come up here for you guys already invited you and your wife and everybody else wants come out fourth july i'm gonna have a big ass fire i'm gonna buy all the youtuber actors and everybody to come down hang Yeah, let me ah let me look at the calendar. and i don't you know I think it'll it'll all it'll all depend on if we have the kids that weekend or not. But if we don't got the kids and Nicky can get the weekend off, you know, we're there.
01:31:11
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Maybe we'll get Blaise. Yeah, bro. All right. i'm trying I'm still trying to find a good spot for this. Does that look okay? yeah Why don't you buy a phone cradle? I have one. It's just my ex took everything. So i don't know where the fuck everything's at anymore. I'll tell you what. I'll tell you what. go do you Do you
Creative Phone Streaming Tips
01:31:28
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drink... ah You drink coffee or anything like that?
01:31:32
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get you get your Get your coffee container and put it on the stand and put your phone right up against it and it'll and it'll and it it'll be perfect. Yeah, because I got you all against a fucking lamp right now.
01:31:43
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Yeah. You need like a good solid back. and you'll be you'll be I used to do that on TikTok. would what when i was on When I was on Periscope way back when, what you like um no I'm no newbie to this streaming bullshit.
01:31:59
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Like I've been in the in the game for a hot fucking minute. When I was on Periscope, I used to, I had an empty Jack Daniels bottle that I would take my phone. Yeah, there you go. I would take my phone and I would pop it up on this bottle on a bookshelf that I had all my like memorabilia stuff on it.
01:32:16
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and it And it was the perfect height where I could put my phone and I could stream all night. And if I needed to, if I needed to charge my phone, I would put it and I had like, well, actually this guy right here.
01:32:29
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My little ashtray, my little cigar ashtray, I had one of these, and I drilled a hole in it so I could run the cord. Like, I drilled a hole in the side and ran the cord up, and then I could set my phone right on top of it so I could charge it.
01:32:42
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And that was back when I was on Beriscope, man. It wasn't until I started playing around on TikTok that I actually bought a phone cradle and a ring light and all that stuff.
Home Studio Improvements
01:32:52
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Dog, when you get here, I'm fixing to have a whole studio set up done.
01:32:57
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ah I'm about to have a pool table on this bitch, too. Nice. Yeah, bro. so like I should be shipped to do next time you come to my house. cause Last time you came, bro, it was so boring. like My house is not going to do.
01:33:11
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No, man. You know what? Untrackable, what were you getting to say, brother? I know were getting ready say something. I said my house is so boring. There's nothing to do, and I'm sorry for that. Yeah. No, you're good. Untrackable, what were you going to say? If you got ah if you got a cracker,
01:33:25
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Maybe it's porn. There's always something. Oh, he was talking. Oh, my bad. My fault. Yeah. I was trying to be untrackable. James jumped on untrackable and Blaze jumped on him because he was like, I got to say something about porn.
01:33:41
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Oh, fuck yeah, dude. I'm going love it, bro. I love it. I'm the creator of porn, and Ingenuity and stuff like that. um even Even like a Like the the small Amazon boxes.
01:33:58
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Like ah yeah if if you, you know, close the box and do stuff like that, you cut a little hole, you know, that's a slit that'll hold your phone.
01:34:09
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You cut ah a cable inside of it for, and then maybe you might have to put something in it for a prop or something to create an angle, but that box will hold your phone.
01:34:20
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You know something, bro? It's always about the angle. you know what I'm saying? It's always about the angle you go at it from. You know sometimes when you're entering, sometimes you got to go straight because sometimes you'll hit a wall and it hurts.
01:34:32
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You know what I'm saying? Sometimes you got to gently ease into it. You guys remember that quote from Beavis and Butthead? The angle of the dangles proportionate to the mass of the ass and the
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01:34:44
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heat and the meat.
01:34:44
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It's all about the angles, dog. angel i was just getting Angle the dangle is proportionate to the heat of the meat and the mass of the ass. That's what it is. I was just getting ready to say angle of the dangle. I don't know anything about the meat and the proportion. have not read in the comments at all. right she there i know I noticed Lazy dropped in earlier, so i wanted to throw a Lazy Shaman Show YouTube channel in the comments. You guys go check them out. They were kind enough. They had me up there last night.
01:35:14
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you can sure not just anybody out unless they come up
01:35:20
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Man, bro, I'm sitting here drinking. I yeah i went out there. So get this, man. This made me feel like shit. du I went to Walmart like 20 minutes ago. I went bought me some banquet and some fireball. right And this lady comes up and checks my ID. Notice, let me let me tell you, this woman was like 65. right.
01:35:38
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right Dude, she comes up to me. She goes, 2002? I said, yeah, I'm almost 23. And she goes, huh, you look older. I said, how?
01:35:49
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She goes, you look about 30. And I was like, what the fuck? Dude, I thought got you in your heels. She was trying to take you home, not feel guilty about it.
01:36:01
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Yeah, bro. She probably wants me go fucking plow her garden, you know what I'm saying? She wanted you to plow something, bro, but it wasn't her garden. I was going to be flying through that mug, bro. That bitch probably hangs down eight inches.
01:36:19
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and These fellas have seen my beard to my chest. And it's gone. seen my have seen my beard down to my chest but and and ra its And it's got white hair in it.
01:36:32
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And i so I've still been carded. And I'm like, okay, this is for training purposes only. But I'm not going to give you a hard time because I need to make my purchase and get the hell on out of here.
01:36:45
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Bro, you look so much like my buddy who raps, man. You look so much like fucking Lordless. Like, you look exactly like me, bro. It's crazy. Like, I thought you were Brandon when I came in here.
01:36:57
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i was like I was like, bro, what do you do? know who yeah I can't believe who is it? ah Fucking Lord Lust, the country rapper. Oh, yeah. He does.
01:37:09
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yeah he does kind of look like him. Brandon's my dude, bro. Brandon's my dude from North Carolina. He's a good guy. actually yeah i'm going like It blew my mind the first time I seen you after you shaved your beard off. I could not believe how different you look. It's not a bad thing either. like, i'm like he's a totally different guy if i shave my beard off i look the exact same but without a beard but however i had no idea that you were bald well you're not bald you got your island you got your island don't worry bro it'll it'll it'll happen one day i was i was i woke up i woke up one day i had turned 30 and i had man if you guys go through my facebook and look at my profile pictures you'll see all these weird variations of facial hair from
01:37:58
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i had i could i could grow a goatee for whatever reason i could grow like my chin hair and and at one point in time i had it like longer than what my beard is right now i had the douche straps the chin straps i call douche straps i had those i had i had like uh like all the different variations ah ah facial hair the the the evolution of glick's facial hair oh i should do an evolution of glick's facial hair that'd be on places like don't hear that yeah no i'll tell you what yeah and i woke up woke up one morning yeah i woke up one morning after i turned 30 and it was just like weird and was like where did this amazing thing come from and then i started working at orkin and i couldn't have facial hair so i was literally shaving two to three times a day per their standards
01:38:50
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Because it was growing in so quick. And I would shave in the morning and by 5 o'clock, i already, it wasn't a 5 o'clock shadow. I mean, I had, I had, I had what some, some people claim to be beards.
01:39:03
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and So it's just like, and and I, and I, and I, I trim my face. Like, I, you know, I try to keep it edged up. I do this three, four times a week. Because if I don't, then I start to look fucking, I look like a homeless method.
01:39:17
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you have one? Because like all this on my cheek. like all all this on my all this on my cheek starts to grow in look i look like somebody that you might see on the east side of nerf and let me tell you something bro when you put that light bulb in my hand i start smoking away the meth bro i'm an indian popular option over here it is it is i was gonna say we've seen some cats when we were in richmond and going Dude, my man likes for real y'all my bed is right on the border of and Indiana Like the side of the road that he is on the street is Ohio
01:39:55
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ah you i live i'm all away in like i live way i yeah bro these he's what dude my man likes for for real y'all my bed is right on the border of ohio and indian like the the side of the road that he is on is indiana across the street is ohio When I came to your house um that second night on Saturday and I was driving out there, I was i jumped in on the show with these guys.
01:40:20
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And I turned my camera around to show the road. And I was like, I'm in Indiana. I'm in Ohio. I'm in Indiana. I'm in Ohio. And my GPS was losing its fucking mind. Yeah, dude. That's why I can't settle by my address because it always takes me down the state line road north. It's such a fucked up situation. Dude, I literally...
01:40:39
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du i literally drd I want to straddle the line and smoke a joint. I got something you can straddle. I'm going to be really fucked up on your stream, bro. I'm going to say that right now.
01:40:54
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Sorry, Blake. I'm going to get fucked up. I grew up on some guitar, probably. I i was plastered at the show and on Easter. I didn't do too bad when got fucked up. Is it Easter? the Easter pass?
01:41:07
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Do what? No. Easter. Okay. ah Oh, Easter. I thought you said Easter concert. I was like yeah what happened? Speaking which, with that E Street shit, bro, but we don't i don't I don't fuck with them no more.
01:41:20
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and Fuck them motherfuckers. and I grew up with them, They were trying to, because I didn't tell them about y'all bringing like everybody up there and everything, so i wanted to see if they actually would believe me. i was like, hey, guys, we booked a ah show where I just sing my backing tracks this time, because um i want to I want to try to you know bring my music out there more of just original shit, right?
01:41:40
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I made great to this back in December. okay It was right after the acoustic show. I think you even saw me meet with one of the head people there right after I got off. yeah Yeah, I think you were talking yeah i see you're talking to somebody. And then they wanted to go back on their word.
01:41:53
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So I was like, oh, that's what we're going to do Okay. So I went on Facebook and I kindly said, you should do more, you know, restructuring to your artist. Well, then they went in the comment section going, oh, fuck this guy. He's lying. I said, okay, post get our screenshots and and post them.
01:42:10
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Never did. Never did. you gonna You can attack me. What were you going to say? Unchockable? You grew up where? Yeah. Unchockable. Yeah.
01:42:21
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Yeah, but before I was 10, I grew up a bit up in ah Dayton, Ohio. Oh, shit. Yeah. um I'm very thankful that my mother decided to retire in North Carolina because, um you know, well keep back to immediately after that was like the whole Oxycontin and all that shit that went down. And I was like, I grew up next to the ocean.
01:42:47
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I did no drugs. I never even smoked weed until I was an adult. Weed is bad. Yeah.
01:42:58
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ah and um'm I'm cool with weed, but um fuck that other shit. You know, yeah youll day Let me tell you something, man. ah I used to do Adderall a lot.
01:43:10
Speaker
Bro, Adderall is insane. It's awesome, but it's really bad for you. I got it somewhere. It's really bad for you. okay We had it.
01:43:22
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Don't do drugs, period. Yeah, don't do drugs. like you know don't Don't do meth. Don't do heroin. Oh, I don't have it on here anymore. I used to. Actually, back home.
Growing Up Around Drugs
01:43:33
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If you never try it you won't know what it's like.
01:43:37
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Yeah, exactly. Back home. I've met people um ah even even here that moved down from like Indiana. And they were like, I never saw a black person before.
01:43:49
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I never saw the ocean before. You know, and it's like, bro. ah um'm so i'm so um I'm so thankful for my life and my experiences. It's like, oh, yeah you're experiencing ah ah real life experiences for the first time and you're in your 30s?
01:44:08
Speaker
Like, you never saw a black person before. You you never saw the ocean before, bro. um it It can be scary. It can be scary when you live your whole life in a hole filled with...
01:44:22
Speaker
so poorness and drugs. And now being poor, there you know, you can be poor and still be close enough to the ocean. But like some of this shit, it's like you just go down that river of drugs and it's like you'll never see anything ever again.
01:44:42
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i ah i am I'm very thankful that yeah well, okay, so this is going to sound really bad. And I don't mean it to sound bad. I am thankful that I grew up with people in my life and my family that were drug addicts because seeing them and seeing the way that they were, i have, wow excuse me, as our guy, as our guy, Michael says, Michael Copenaber, why do you live a straight edge life?
01:45:11
Speaker
That's why, because, and nothing against weed. Like I ain't got no beef with weed. It's just not for me, you know, but like I know i had very close but family members that,
01:45:21
Speaker
that were drug addicts and stuff like that. And and that stuff and and seeing that is what kept me away from doing anything else harder than alcohol. And I've and i've fought my own demons and my own monsters when it cut when it has come to alcohol. Lord and borden knows I have.
01:45:39
Speaker
But I stayed away from drugs because I seen what it did to specifically, actually, it's no shame in it. It is what it is. My mom and my cousin, who my cousin my mom raised, so she was more like a sister to me.
01:45:50
Speaker
She was like an older sister to me. and and and and and i watched And I watched them go through those those struggles, man. And that's what was like, no I don't want and don't want to be like that. I don't want, like, you know, nothing against them because that was their demon and they couldn't they couldn't fight it and they couldn't beat it.
01:46:06
Speaker
But, like, I just, I don't want to be that person. So i never even i never even tried it. and I've got a friend of mine who who was a recovering coke addict. and And he was like, dude, the thing about cocaine is,
01:46:19
Speaker
You do it for the first time, and the reason people keep doing it is because they're chasing that first high, and you never get it again, but they keep doing it, and they keep going and trying to get that initial high again. And i umm I'm assuming, and and and and and I don't know, but I'm assuming it might be like that for all drugs because my my only device has always been alcohol.
01:46:43
Speaker
So, you know, and and every and every weekend, if I drink it, I get the same outcome every weekend. I'm fucking hammered, you know. You know, well actually i let me take let me let me I can take that back to like the relationships thing that I was talking about, like my parents.
01:47:03
Speaker
my My dad drank a lot. And my mom didn't like it. And then he developed some sort of attitude that she couldn't handle. And that's about when the separation happened.
01:47:16
Speaker
But when the separation happened, um he he didn't drink as much. and And he moved on with his life, on to bigger and better things. And I started thinking to myself, Mom, how much of a bitch were you?
01:47:33
Speaker
Like, how much did you did you put on this man tur to to where he had to escape from you through alcohol? ah You know, it's it's a bit of a joke, but at the same time, it's not.
01:47:49
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Fair point.
01:47:52
Speaker
Bro, let me let me let me give you like let me give you like a little bit of example like from somebody who who's been on drugs. Like when like when he said, know, going back to that first high, it's kind of like that. Now, let me put it to you like this. I grew up also in an alcoholic house, drug addict family, and I told myself I'd never be like that.
01:48:15
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However, being the position I'm in, I was at band practice one day. I was extremely tired. I was hungover. All right. And, um,
01:48:28
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and In the chat, if you want to come in and say hi. With your. own wo Appreciate you, brother. Yeah, but Michael Baffers.
01:48:39
Speaker
But like, that's what my very first Adderall was a 10 milligram Adderall i band practice. It was given me by my old bassist, his girlfriend. She had it. okay And then it started like, I was like, dude, I remember that first time, bro. Like the first time I took it, oh my gosh, man. It was it was like I was living inside the music while I was playing live. It was amazing.
01:48:59
Speaker
And then like... Doesn't Adderall... Okay, so again, I know like they prescribe it to like ADHD and stuff like that. And know a lot of college kids love them some Adderall. Doesn't like make you like hyper-focused?
01:49:15
Speaker
that like Is that like... and So you're like laser locked in on Whatever you're doing. Dude, I wrote three albums in a month on Adderall.
01:49:26
Speaker
Jesus Christ, son. That's on top of doing, dude. When I was North Carolina and I toured the entire South down there and fucking, dude, I did like 36 shows. I was, at at towards the end of my rock bottom, as they call it, I was snorting around 160 milligrams a day.
01:49:45
Speaker
And I still couldn't get that first high back. So, like, anything speed-wise, because I'm a speeder. I love speed, bro. I never did anything downer. i I've only done Addy. I've done Coke one time. I hated it.
01:49:58
Speaker
I'm more of a, like, i like to I like to be hyped up and focused. i don't need to be, like, you know, tripping. I want to be hyped up and focused. You know what I'm saying? and That's where I'm at. There's my friend. and She's back behind you.
01:50:12
Speaker
Ooh, Tony's out on a date. Oh, shit. I did dinner. Congrats. Hey, bro, what you know we're going to live all night long. when if you If you get a chance, I sent you the link.
01:50:24
Speaker
Bro, this cat's fucking appreciate you, brother. I appreciate you stopping by. hope orders this local mobster. Dude, my cat fucked Glick's hand up when he came here, bro. Dude, that cat fucked up my whole ass arm. Fuck that cat.
01:50:36
Speaker
I'll see you again, little shit. I'll see you again, you little shithead.
01:50:42
Speaker
Oh, yeah. I'll see you again very soon. I love her, but she's a bitch. God, I can't remember your dog's name. Fuck. Sassy. Where's Sassy?
01:50:53
Speaker
All my fans, bro, they be fucking like... I'm about to do a meet and greet for Sassy, bro, because she started becoming that mascot. i yeah There she is. Don't you, Sassy girl.
01:51:06
Speaker
she she was She did not want to give me the time of day, bro. it it it it she would She would like... she would like sneak over and and let me get a little bit of pets. That dog loves me to death, man. That is my baby. so so So you got to keep Sassy, but you lost ah you lost the other one?
01:51:24
Speaker
Brody? Well, Sassy was given me by her dad. Sassy was given me by Jaden's dad a long time ago, so she was always going to be mine regardless. Because Sassy kind chose me on her own.
01:51:34
Speaker
Mofo? Who you mofoing?
01:51:40
Speaker
Eat your dinner and bring your ass. Bring your ass.
01:51:47
Speaker
ah Chris Technician, while you're at Walmart, if you could do me a favor and grab me a six-pack of Miller Lite Pounders and grab me a New York strip. That would be awesome. And a bag of taters.
01:52:03
Speaker
I appreciate you, brother. Hey, guys. I got hop off here, actually. i got some shit I got to take care of real quick. I'm going to get back on here later, though, okay? Yeah, come on back in later on, man. definitely Definitely would love to hang out with you.
01:52:14
Speaker
For sure, man. I'll be back in about, give me like an hour and a half, so don't know how long you're to live, but I'll be back. im like Oh, yeah, we'll be live for at least the next four hours. Fuck yeah. We might end and come back up. I don't know what's going to happen tonight at the end of the night. i mean I mean, we're going to keep this stream to six hours, but there's nothing saying that we don't re-up and come back.
01:52:36
Speaker
Just text. I'll text you. I'll let you know, dog. Yeah, let me know, man. We're going to get him to play his guitar and sing us a song. i got I'm going to be fucked up, so I might fuck it up. I don't give a damn.
01:52:48
Speaker
Bro, you were fucked up when I was at your house, and you and you played like two or three songs, and they were fucking... You were fucked up at your show, and and it was fucking amazing. And it was an acoustic check that show. bro I don't remember half of it. I got a bunch of it recorded. It's on our YouTube channel.
01:53:06
Speaker
Fuck yeah, I'm going to check it out, dude. Yeah, I was recording a hell out of it. You know, bro, I'll tell you what. I'll sing y'all one song before leave and do what i got to do. Okay, times before you leave.
01:53:17
Speaker
Actually, that's perfect because it's about break time. So, I mean, yeah.
01:53:23
Speaker
ah For those of you guys who don't know, James Luker is a musician, ah former guest of Glick's House of Music. We were talking about it. Nikki and I were talking about you Wednesday night because we I played Moods for it during a break. That's one of her favorite songs. While were in bed.
01:53:39
Speaker
Fuck yeah, bro. I love it. Yeah, we were banging it out to moods. I said, be careful. My trigger finger's got moods. Move over a bit, Kerry Manilow. We're making love to James Luker tonight. Yeah, we're not making love. We're fucking to James
Past Music Performances
01:53:57
Speaker
Luker tonight. All right, I'll take a shot for y'all. You know what, bro? Fuck what gotta do. Fuck what gotta do, bro. I'll just stay on here. Fuck it.
01:54:05
Speaker
i fuck it I mean, if you got something to do, bro, you go do what you got to do. Handle your business. We're going to be here for the next day. They can fucking wait. Fuck, man. They can fucking wait. But we can't we came back and we were telling everybody, you know, go follow James on social. Go show him some love.
01:54:20
Speaker
You know, and and Nicky's like, he's he's the same age as my youngest. I said, you know, if he didn't already have a good mama because James has got himself a good fucking mama. I would have already adopted him and made him my son.
01:54:32
Speaker
But he said, I've adopted him. I've already adopted him. Mickey and I have adopted him as our little brother, man. We we love this kid to death. You guys have know much. let me Let me say this about Glick, bro. when he came to mike When he came and hung out with us for the first time, bro, it was just like we talked over line, bro. It was literally, it was no weirdness at all, dude. Like, we just straight up said, bro, what up? And fucking drank a shit ton alcohol together. Dude, yeah my ex, when I was with her, Jaden, dude, I was so drunk after the show, dude. was like, hey, I want to go to fucking McDonald's. And I had to call Glick, and I was like, I need to sober up. I got to get some fucking Mickey cheese, bro. You know what I'm saying? We both rolled through Mickey's balls. It was fun, man. It was a nice weekend. and and man
01:55:22
Speaker
You said your house was boring. bro you know the The coolest thing was just coming and hanging out and just dude we talked for hours that second like nikki nikki wasn't feeling good so i drove out to james's house and and he he was like we have a bonfire way to do this and we we didn't we just kind of hung out and and just just talked man we just shot the shit and hung out and and it was it was i'm old i'm an old man i'm all about hanging and then he got his guitar out and he was playing around and playing some music it was It was fucking exciting, man. I do. I love this fucking kid to death.
01:55:55
Speaker
from Fuck anybody else who... yeah How much weed did I smoke while you were here, bro? i was Jesus Christ, you smoke so much weed that I'm probably going to fail a drug test for the next 25 years.
01:56:07
Speaker
Dude, I smoked a fuck ton of pot, bro. Yeah, Blaze, Blaze, this is your guy, bro. You guys can fucking blame me. You guys can get eyes out there.
01:56:19
Speaker
like You know how Jeff chain smokes cigarettes?
01:56:24
Speaker
that's that's That's James. He chains smoking joints. You guys always be smoking some weed, dog. Shit. All right.
01:56:35
Speaker
Good. I'm actually goingnna give you the big screen. Instead of taking a break, we're going let James play a song. Everybody enjoy the music. I appreciate you, k Chris Technician.
01:56:46
Speaker
Always looking out for me, brother. I got to figure out what song I'm going to fucking play. What fucking song you want to play? We're going to make everybody's glider bladder and give you the big screen.
01:57:01
Speaker
Blaze has got the munchies tonight.
01:57:05
Speaker
Yes, I do.
01:57:08
Speaker
I got it. Hell yeah. I'm going to play this song first because drunk. I'm fucked up. So anyway. Alright, I'm gonna give y'all a little
01:57:30
Speaker
here. Oh, yeah. Caffeine, nicotine, feeling all crazy dreams. And I've had a couple times I'd lie to the city and I was fine But I wish I was laying in a queen-size bed, yeah
01:57:56
Speaker
But right now, the cigarette will do
01:58:09
Speaker
Quick hug, goodbye, don't let them fall for your eyes, yeah, just do what you can, try to love and nail on me, can't stay, don't wanna leave, workin' and give you all you need, and I wish was holdin' her hand, and that's the trick.
01:58:38
Speaker
right now a cigarette
01:58:55
Speaker
the moonlight yet i think Oh, really just for letting you be my baby Every single day feels so damn new
01:59:11
Speaker
Girl, there ain't no day that love you
01:59:27
Speaker
Caffeine, nicotine, feeling all my
01:59:41
Speaker
But I wish I was laying in the queen-size bed, yeah.
01:59:49
Speaker
But right now, a cigarette will do.
01:59:57
Speaker
Hell sary it can't feel the vo
02:00:19
Speaker
oh yeah Let's go, man. Let's fucking go. Hey, there we go, boy. was going to say, Blaze, how do I fix the screen? but but
02:00:30
Speaker
I like that, man. Dude, you've written a lot of fucking heartbreak songs recently, and I'm i'm a fan of, i'm ah I'm a huge fan. I've said it a million times.
02:00:43
Speaker
I'm a huge fan of country, rock, heartbreak songs. You don't even have to be in a sad mood at the end of the day. There's just good storytelling songs, man.
02:00:54
Speaker
Dude, every single song on this next record, Glick, is all about Jaden. It's all literally about... it's like So the album is going to called Window Pain. It's like you're looking through the window of my house of watching all the podcasts and stuff. I'm going to make... Yeah. No, man. Dude, I feel you. We've all been through heartache and we've all through been through heartbreak.
02:01:14
Speaker
I mean, we've all been through the breakups and and the ups and downs. and You know what I mean? Yeah. but i but But I'm going to make Nikki jealous.
02:01:26
Speaker
I sent her a video of the of the of the laptop. She's out with friend of hers. was like, I know you can't hear this right now, but look who we have performing live on our anniversary show. mean I'll play you some unreleased songs off the record.
02:01:45
Speaker
guys want Yeah. i'd like yeah more rock music on the guitar i can't let you all hear on the recordings because they suck right now they're all rough mixes i i don't want to i don't want to turn this into like a a full-blown like james luker concert i still want to do this show but i definitely would love i mean if you're cool with playing music hey hey i i'm just here celebrating the fact that you've been doing this for four years i'm proud of you dog that's all man i know you love my music man i just figured i'd come up here and and just and just do and do something you know what i mean to help you out so you what you you know what you can do you can hang out and and then randomly play some songs but okay so i know how i know how this works when james gets drunk you can't make requests because he's like oh shit i don't know how to play that song i'm like because i had this conversation with him at east street because nikki wanted to hear moods and i was like hey man nikki wants to hear moods and he was like
02:02:39
Speaker
I don't think I know how to play that song. I'm like, bro, you fucking wrote the song. Yeah, the fact, you know what's funny, is that I can play it when I'm sober, when I'm drunk. It's like, it's like, I can play it. I don't know how it. just don't really remember. like It's been so long, bro.
02:02:55
Speaker
I remember it, though. no man yeah I'm going to put my shit on mute real quick, because now I kind of want to know if I can see it. We're going to hang out with James tonight. We're going hang out with everybody who comes up tonight.
02:03:06
Speaker
But we're going to randomly let James play some music instead of fucking playing play break music. um but that's We're celebrating four years, but shit's got like super serious tonight. And that's dope.
02:03:19
Speaker
That's fine, man.
Reflecting on Celebrations
02:03:20
Speaker
I ain't mad at it at all. um i You know, we got to see the serious side of people, man. There's nothing wrong with that. Except for Blaze. Blaze is like, you fucking pussies. watch fucking What does this look like, Dr. Phil? but like What?
02:03:41
Speaker
There's something to be said about a celebration. And that is exactly what you do. is You look back. ah You reminisce. ah you um you You calculate the pluses and the minuses.
02:03:57
Speaker
And and And you have fun doing so. like you Like you've already done before. You've laughed at yourself back in the day and looking talking about your hair. Like, yeah, I look like a ah ah hairless dog.
02:04:14
Speaker
a So know man you you're celebrating and you're celebraing And you're celebrating where you're headed. So, you know, you got to take the ups and the downs. And celebration is about all of it.
02:04:31
Speaker
So, yeah thank you. That's why I some beer for tonight. Yeah, man. Let's go. it And it you know what? April april is ah april is ah is a big month for... for Oh, you got the Grateful Dead beer to get. Oh, you so you like that.
02:04:46
Speaker
Oh, please. please guess what i speaking of here guess what i've seen today steve actually i need to make career no so i need to make a request when you come up next weekend for wrestlemania can you bring a 12 pack of of the steve austin beer i'll send you money if you want me to okay so i was already planning on bringing bringing steve austin beer the thing is it only comes in they only have it in four packs of the 16 ounce cans okay They have it in regular lager, and they have an IPA. I was going to get one of each because I'm going drink the IPA.
02:05:22
Speaker
Well, bring two of the lagers. I'll send you some money. But guess what I've seen at Sheetz today since we're going to WrestleMania thing? I don't know how much they are, but I'll find out. Let me know. I'll send you some money if you want me to. Don't worry about it.
02:05:35
Speaker
Or I'll give you money when you get here. But I was thinking next Saturday night for for the show, Sheetz has Hulk Hogan's Real American Beer.
02:05:45
Speaker
it's so It's a light beer. And I'm like, I'll grab this. We don't have to like it. Actually, if we don't like it, that'll be even better. figured it out. Because Hulk Hogan's a piece of shit.
02:05:59
Speaker
But I want to try Hulk Hogan's... A real American beer. Yuck beer. Wally, are you going to be able to make it to the house next Saturday?
02:06:10
Speaker
I mean, I figure if we're doing a WrestleMania show next Saturday night and everybody's going to be here in the house... You know, we'll get some Steve Austin beer. We'll get some Hulk Hogan beer. Cody, I think John Cena takes the dub, and then I think what happens after that is CM Punk and John Cena feud. Then CM Punk wins the championship, and then after that happens, he wins the championship, and then he'll go after Randy, and then Randy will get involved with his 16th or 17th championship, and then John Cena will come back and try to get involved in that, and I think they'll have a triple threat match.
02:06:43
Speaker
Someone gave this to me because they thought I was ah conservative, and it was funny. They know you were a comedy? Yeah. you suck, Wally. You suck, Wally.
02:06:54
Speaker
Call in sick. No work till closing. No work till closing. You suck, Wally. Call in sick. do We're going to have the whole network at the house next. James, do you want to make a trip to Ohio next weekend? Shit, where?
02:07:10
Speaker
and I'll send you the address. Oh, dude, Nikki would lose her fucking mind if you showed up here. Wait, is he on the way? i can just scoop him up on the way. if you Well, he's he's in Richmond. He's in Indiana.
02:07:22
Speaker
but give me You got to go like, wait. You got to make a big fucking circle. I'll have to see. Nikki would lose her shit. My Jeep has no insurance. I've been driving that mug with no insurance.
02:07:37
Speaker
gotcha you Now that he's out there on the internet for the whole world to hear. I'm fucked up right now. I'm crying. I'm giving shit right now. Fuck it. Yeah. Man.
02:07:47
Speaker
That's okay. i we yeah man that's dude i got is unchakable that's so well that's Richmond, Indiana is three and a half hours from me. How far are you from um glick man Three and a half hours. I'm two hours from you, Glick.
02:08:08
Speaker
Yeah, I'm like three, three and a half hours from me. but That means you're like, shit. I'm three and a half hours away from you. Yeah, I'm too drunk to be asking questions. Yeah, we don't you you and I are three and a half hours.
02:08:25
Speaker
you and I are three, and I'll fucking scoop your ass up.
02:08:30
Speaker
we're fine blaze is making a world tour he's gonna be like i'm gonna go all the way up to indiana and come all the way i mean from from from james's house to my house it's a straight shot straight down 70. i mean you can shoot straight down 70 right into nirk it's a straight ass shot dude everything 70 is a mess right now in richmond it's bad Yeah, but once you yeah no it was it was was kind of fucked up.
02:08:59
Speaker
Go ahead, Untrackable. Yeah, I was going to say the reason why it's okay is because I'm i'm a federal officer, and um you can say whatever you want to say around me, because here I am smoking and drinking with y'all, and I haven't paid my taxes in years.
02:09:17
Speaker
Ha ha! I don't pay taxes either, bro. Fuck them. Fuck them. Blaze and I won't be paying taxes here very soon. just Fuck the IRS, bro. They can suck my cock.
02:09:29
Speaker
Fuck them. I can't wait. i yeah i can't wait I can't wait until I can look in the mirror and tell my boss to go fuck himself, please. and you place Speed limit.
02:09:40
Speaker
No reason to fuck. Do whatever the fuck you want. Wally, wally never never have never have the boss fucking convince you that it's your job to keep his story held down. Yeah, Wally.
02:09:53
Speaker
i think i think I think I'm going to go to Mount Vernon next Friday and shoot Wally in the foot. And then he's going to have to be off. I'm one of those employees. I'm one of those employees that and If I show up to work and be hey, man, the closing manager isn't coming in tonight.
02:10:09
Speaker
like So are we closing down the store? Well, ah we're trying to get some – no, just fucking close down the store. That's me. Just fucking close down the store. If the owner is not going to show up and pick up the slack of his store, fucking close that bitch.
02:10:25
Speaker
i yeah I shit you not. i used I used to be that guy where I was like, man, the closer is not going to be here tonight. right, I got you. Don't worry about it. I got you. Now I'm like you, Blaze. Now I'm like, fucking sucks to be the store because I leave at five o'clock.
02:10:41
Speaker
but I don't know what you're going do after five because my ass is gone. Dude, you got here for eight hours, homie. I will conduct all of the closing duties, but I'm going to do it on my time frame.
02:10:55
Speaker
Go fuck yourself. I unintentionally got a Subway restaurant worker fired last weekend. I found this out the day You told me about that. I didn't do anything like special.
02:11:12
Speaker
Oh, james lucker James is like, oh, man, fucked with Subway. I'm out. no the you <unk> Did you Karen a Subway worker? No, I didn't even yell at I didn't yell. I didn't do anything. All I did was I showed it i have door dashing, I showed up for an order.
02:11:30
Speaker
And apparently with that order was a 20-ounce Pepsi. But they were out of 20-ounce Pepsi bottles. So the lady behind the counter hands me a cup and she goes, their order comes with a drink. And I look at her, I was like, okay, what what are you handing me the cup for?
02:11:48
Speaker
She's like, so you can get them their drink. I was like, I don't prepare the orders. I deliver them. And she goes, well, we don't fill up the drinks. I was like, okay.
02:12:01
Speaker
She's like, well, you're not going to take it I was like, no, that's not my job. I literally I deliver you prepare the order and it looked she looked so confused so she threw the cup away and I grabbed the rest of the order and I and I went delivered it and I told the customer i was like look I'm sorry about your drink but the subway refused to prepare your order look guys here's the thing I know I could have grabbed it but I literally just got done fucking using the bathroom and fucking putting gas in my car Yes, I washed my hands after the bathroom, but putting gas in my car, shoving the food down my face and stuff.
Subway Delivery Mix-up
02:12:37
Speaker
You don't want your door dasher handling your fucking drink and shit. He didn't wash his hands. so yeah right So anyway, did washington the next day the next day i show I show up and there's this like silence in that story when I walked in, like everybody looked at me behind that counter. And I'm like, hey, how's it going, guys?
02:13:00
Speaker
And I'm like, what where's what's her face? She's like, she's not here anymore. She got fired. She really is where she was? Yeah. That's cold. That's cold, man. That's cold bloody, bro. Well, it was... you are you you know it was it would if i If I had walked in there and things were like normal vibe, I probably wouldn't have said shit.
02:13:23
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But it was just like weird. They were giving me this look like I fucked up somehow. And all I could think was, I guess i guess she got fired because she refused to do her job. I mean, come I come from that world.
02:13:38
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And I can tell you that um most of them probably didn't wash their hands before after they went to the restroom either. Probably not. for their look they're Or they're touching things so along the way that they would have to wash their hands a thousand times a day.
02:13:57
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but But you stood on bidding you stood on business and said, I am a delivery man. And that person should have prepared that drink because the order should have been there and ready to go regardless if they had the drink or not.
02:14:16
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They should have put it in the And and on just off the back the sandwich was made. The chips were all in the bag. It was all stapled up. And it was waiting for me. Like that order was already done and ready. yeah And they handed you a delivery man. i'm Not degrading you, but a delivery man. They handed you a cup and said, hey, you fill it up for him.
02:14:42
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No, go fuck shit. You put the st straw in the bag and you make sure that order is ready for the delivery man.
02:14:54
Speaker
The delivery man. Oh, check this out. It's like asking the man what to stamp on for you, son of a... da I'm sorry, job.
02:15:05
Speaker
I don't think that's a job losing thing. ah you know. hey talking but Do you guys know that KFC has and half gallon like soda Capri Suns now? Yeah, dude, it's insane.
02:15:20
Speaker
Yeah. you what i have A half gallon of soda from KFC. The fuck.
02:15:28
Speaker
I'm sorry. I think the addiction to soda in this country is crazy. I speak from experience. Easy. Easy.
02:15:39
Speaker
Easy. You're in dangerous territory, my friend. i was ah The last order I had was today. i pulled it like I was pulled up in the driveway. I looked at the phone. was like, oh, it's leave at the door. So I grabbed my pipe, took a huge fucking hit.
02:15:56
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as I'm pulling in the drive-thru I'm blowing it out I look up and I see a cop car right in front of me pointing right at me cop lives there oh yeah
02:16:16
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ah yeah well I mean not not that it's not that it's okay because you're still DUI ended up. You're driving under the influence, but it's not legal down there in Kentucky yet, is it? It's man. I'm high as fuck.
02:16:30
Speaker
Just got to hit the bull in a policeman's driveway. Yeah. I'm worried about expired ticket, and you're talking about a DUI?
02:16:46
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i just i just i just want I just want to shout out Untractable first and foremost. Our man said business. He didn't say business. He said business. Well, it's different because business business makes money.
02:17:02
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Business is, hey, we we better solve some problems today. it just say yeah you You got in the wrong lane yeah with when it comes to business. You got in the wrong lanes.
02:17:14
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This is my lane. You're not welcome. you You handle business. You stand on business. Yeah. the first of The first time Blaze came up here, the first gig we had our are on our our live gig when i almost ah when I thought I was going to die. Yeah.
02:17:35
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true After after ah you know after he left, like I brought Nicky home and then i i went to I went to go hang out with him for a little bit and chit-chat with him and whatnot. and and i I showed up at his hotel room. Look, don't don't don't twist it, you fucking weirdos.
02:17:50
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We were just We were just talking. Okay. We just talked. and sat up my longer and We the water. It was very romantical. wo it was It was actually really nice. It was good beer. it was yes Good beer.
02:18:05
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Yeah, man. no That's one thing Blaze and I do have a lot of, man. I do. Dude, I look forward to and and and and I enjoy our conversations. You know, just random conversations that I have. But nonetheless, I sh see i show up i sat at this hotel and I got a couple beers with me. And, you know, and and and he's like, man, I was coming here and i left the bar. We were at an ex-stown place.
02:18:30
Speaker
and and And he was like a fucking cop pulled up behind me right as I took a big ass hit. And I had my window down.
02:18:38
Speaker
but i had to hold it in until he wasn't following me and i'm like it's legal in ohio and he's like but it's not legal just do it why are you driving i'm like good point please isn but ohio has signs ohio has signs on the highway that says call blah blah blah number if you see drug use on the road if you suspect if you suspected impaired drivers we it that's i turn this home key i tried to I tried to tell Nikki, I'm like, if you are in a construction zone and it says 45, you better do 45 because if you do 46, the cops will shoot you.
02:19:20
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She's cruising through it. Yeah, she's cruising to the construction zone and it says 45 and she's doing 90. I'm like, yo, you want to take your foot off the pedal down on her?
02:19:36
Speaker
She's like, what? Nobody's working right now. I'm like, it don't fucking matter. In Ohio, they will kill your ass. They will. No, no. It doesn't work that way because you you still have to go with the flow of traffic because I swear to God, I have never great so the Virginia Turnpike down here in North Carolina I-40 going across the United States instruction zone turn it into one lane zo li mix speed limit you speed speed limit 45
02:20:16
Speaker
speed limit forty five you you bet me You best maintain distance from the car in front of you because if you're going the speed limit, you become the fucking problem.
02:20:29
Speaker
I'm the asshole that sets my fucking cruise control at maybe a mile over. It's train. It's a train, brother.
02:20:42
Speaker
i got the music it a strain broke um And you best I look at my rearview mirror and there's a line of fucking cars. I'm like, yeah. I'm all about, bro, I'm all about in a construction zone, I'm all about go with the flow.
02:21:01
Speaker
Nikki created her own goddamn flow in a construction zone. Nikki...
02:21:07
Speaker
Nikki was a flow all to herself. Dale Earnhardt Sr. would have been proud to watch her haul ass through a construction job because nobody was around us. I work on Saturdays and I leave my house at 6 o'clock in the morning and I get on I-40 for about 20 miles.
02:21:26
Speaker
I work on saturdays and i leave my house at six o'clock in the morning and i get on i forty for about twenty miles you know During the week, it's like try to find a pocket, try to get in where you fit in and just ride the wave of traffic.
02:21:45
Speaker
On Saturday, nah, bro. There's nobody out there. I could go 120 miles an hour in any lane of my choosing. but But I don't do it because you know it it you stand out if there so happens to be you know somebody out there.
02:22:06
Speaker
But I swear to God, it's like just because it's open doesn't mean you do whatever you want to do. However, just like I said about finding a pocket, hey, if everybody...
02:22:19
Speaker
if if everybody And you know you talk about a construction zone. Maybe they narrow it down to one lane and everybody's doing 15 to 20 miles an hour over the speed limit.
Driving in Construction Zones
02:22:30
Speaker
if if you If you go by the sign, you become the fucking problem. but You're on the fucking pro. No, I agree. I agree 100%.
02:22:44
Speaker
And if I'm in a construction zone and it says 45 and everybody's doing 55, like, I'm going to, I'm going to, but I also know how, and also know how it is in Ohio at the end of the day.
02:22:55
Speaker
But Nikki, God love her. I love this woman to death. I'm not speaking bad of her in any way, shape or form. I love her to the moon and back. I would fight one of Wally's dinosaurs or one of his dragons for her if I had to.
02:23:11
Speaker
But man alive, she doesn't typically scare me when we're when we're driving. But when we go through a construction zone and she's like 100 miles an hour, and I'm like, yo, you want to slow down just a little bit? Because...
02:23:23
Speaker
They will shoot you in a while. like they They will beat your ass on the side of a road if you don't slow your ass down. This is unnecessary. ah sometimes sometimes Sometimes even when we're in town, we're in town driving and it's 35 miles an hour through town and I'll look over and she's doing 60 and I'm like, why?
02:23:43
Speaker
Why are you doing this? And it's only in my car. now now now that Now that she bought her new car and She's got her car and she's got, and i'm granted, she's on my insurance and stuff.
02:23:54
Speaker
But she's she's got her car and everything like that. um And she's like, you know, she's so nervous when you ride with me. I'm like, yeah, because at the end of the day, it's on you. It's not on me. If you fucking get pulled over doing 60 in town, you lose your car. I'm not losing my car.
02:24:11
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the The way I look at it is my wife is a female. So when I ride with her and she's driving, I'm automatically scared.
02:24:23
Speaker
like and She drives like that. She's NASCAR. She has to pass everybody. Okay, if if if we're all going 10 miles over the speed limit, okay, that's the flow of traffic. But no, it's like, no, I have to pass this person.
02:24:40
Speaker
um' I'm not doing due diligence unless I am closing in on this car in front of me. it's not Rubbing his racing pole. And it's like, hey,
02:24:53
Speaker
she She gets on me. She's like, why are you hanging on to the handlebar? And I'm like, because you're driving. and but but i I got to give Nikki all the props in the world. Yes, you're right.
02:25:06
Speaker
Automatically, when you get into the passenger seat with ah with ah with a female driver, you're you're locked in, man. You're like, you got the old shit bar. You're locked in. You're seat belted up.
02:25:17
Speaker
Hey, I hate to put it on females because if the short I have been through those moments where it's like, hey, I'm going for it, this, that or the other, like passing on a two lane road or something like that. Like, hey, hey I'm going, I'm going and I hope you all trust me.
02:25:37
Speaker
I don't care if you hold on or pray to God or whatever. I'm going. but yeah i don't But I don't do that anymore. Like I said, it's like, I don't. But, you know, when you have that feeling of, oh, my God, I'm with you.
02:25:57
Speaker
but I don't trust you. Well, trust has nothing to do with being with somebody. You are in the car. You have no choice. but You best start praying to God right now because trust has nothing to do with it. They made up their mind and any failure they have, ah hey, getting pulled over, that's easy.
02:26:21
Speaker
But head-on collision? Come on, man. ah Good luck, bitch. we all We all die today. Everybody's dying today, mother of Like I said, guy i I love Nikki to death. I'm not shitting on her driving.
02:26:39
Speaker
She's the first female female I've ever ridden with where typically I'm not i'm not nervous. I'm not scared. I'm perfectly content and happy being a passenger princess when Nikki drives. But i also i also I also understand that if there's ever if there ever comes a moment where I'm in one of my moods and I need one of those and i need one of those drives, and that's this is this is me.
02:27:01
Speaker
and And I actually i need to take one of these drives to be 100% honest with you guys. This is me. I like to take a drive back country road music blaring to clear my fucking head and get through my little funk and my little bullshit.
02:27:17
Speaker
Um, but I'm on these back country roads, a hundred miles an hour, man. Every curve I'm, I'm, I'm hugging that shit, man. Uh, you know, like that's just, that's just me. That's always been me. That's, that's where i that's where I clear my head and and then I listened to my music and then I clear my head and I work out all my shit. I deal with my demons. I do my little stupid dance.
02:27:38
Speaker
And I know that, like, if Nikki's ever in that position where she's with me, which I don't think she ever will be because that's a solo thing, but she would know how I feel when she drives through construction zones. Or, which like I said, typically she doesn't scare me.
02:27:52
Speaker
it just I just know how they are in Ohio when it comes to construction zones, man. And they don't fucking play. And
02:28:03
Speaker
Uh-oh, your battery's died. Did it? Yep. Oh, it sure did. My battery did die. but But look, I will give you a battery props because you shouldn't get frozen making a stupid-ass face.
02:28:17
Speaker
Dude, it's been happening a lot like that lately. You might need to get some new battery.
02:28:25
Speaker
I do. I have like three of them.
02:28:29
Speaker
So let me let me be stupid for a minute because I don't know. Does your camera take like just regular batteries or is it like a specific rechargeable battery pack?
02:28:42
Speaker
Okay. so Oh, yeah. It looks like an old cell phone battery. i Nice. yeah Yeah. You've been doing a lot more streaming and stuff. You might have to upgrade the batteries.
02:28:54
Speaker
and's why well That's why i have i have One fully charged, one that just went dead, it's charging, and then put a fully charged one in the camera. I got three, I rotate three now.
02:29:05
Speaker
Nice. So, Blaze, I got to ask you, man.
02:29:10
Speaker
What's feelings? What's your thoughts about next weekend? Friday christmas in in particular. Ooh. Ooh. I'm looking forward to Friday. sure...
02:29:22
Speaker
did did um sure I'm sure you probably were is it? I did. I did. I did. I did talk it about I did. I don't have that picture. I should saved that picture.
02:29:34
Speaker
That's all right. I did. I saved it. So yeah. yeah it So ah Jake, Jake C. Young, he's the director and co writer with Roland Jewett. Jewett.
02:29:51
Speaker
Well, am I pronouncing that wrong? you know what i'm gonna let you suffer the same fate that i suffered when i when i interviewed roland no i didn't hear what you said it's uh jewett jewett jewett yeah like i said i'm gonna let you suffer the same fate when you when you screw it up and
02:30:18
Speaker
uh so so at first i was like i don't know if we can air a movie because it's you guys you can go rent this on amazon and it's amazon and it will and it will be coming to tubi very soon they've also got blu-ray copies of it yes you can purchase this you can rent it um but you guys will be able to now you guys will be able to watch it with us on friday but you guys gotta remember that we will be talking through it commenting and pausing it and etc and etc so you're not going to get the full like movie experience so i kind of recommend you guys going to watch it first on your own however
02:31:01
Speaker
um it's not going take away the experience of having the creators there with us there might be some actors um i'm not too sure about that uh but i am looking forward to it i'm still michael's looking forward to it um so yeah good good I'm super excited, man.
02:31:20
Speaker
I'm excited for you guys. I don't want to take, don't, I joke around and I kid, but I don't want to take any credit for this. I'm glad to be a part of it. oh no I'm i super excited for your show. You did get some credit for it because you definitely hooked this up.
02:31:35
Speaker
Glick blick has had Roland on House of Music before, so I mean, this was an easy one to bag. I'm not, I didn't put a lot of effort in getting this. this Well, I mean,
02:31:48
Speaker
like all the effort was put forward by glick so i'm gonna i'm gonna i'm gonna put that out there i'm not gonna i know either yeah yeah but um i'm excited for your guys to show man i think this is gonna be joining us not interviews and stuff is not the hallmark of nonsense and chill but it will be fun to do this from from time to time especially when it's
02:32:14
Speaker
And i think I think the cool thing about, i think i think the really cool thing about what's happening Friday night, oh, excuse me, for you, it's not really an interview.
02:32:29
Speaker
You know what I mean? Like, you know, and and and this is where i said earlier, like, dude, the next couple weeks are huge for the network. um I didn't want to go out of my lane and step on anybody's toes, but you know, Roland and Jake are obviously good friends and, and, and Roland kind of hyped me up, Roland kind of hyped me up. And, and Jake said he wanted to, he would love to come on my show and, and have the one-on-one interview.
02:32:56
Speaker
And, and then I was like, it's a music show, but, and he's a director and an actor. You know, like i kind of dance with that. for Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Like I dance with that. But I mean, Roland hyped me up because the great thing about Roland is, and you guys will learn this Friday night, the great thing about Roland is he's just a normal guy.
02:33:23
Speaker
i was coming into this with the mindset of doing a music interview, and five minutes in, Roland and I were like two old friends that hadn't seen each other for a long time. And just hung out and chatted and talked and stuff like that.
02:33:38
Speaker
um So I am going to do my homework this week coming up.
Interviews with Film Directors
02:33:44
Speaker
And I'm going to watch, and i and i and I'm going to give my honest opinion.
02:33:50
Speaker
And if I like the movies, I'm going to tell Blaze to check them out because I think Jake will be a nice contact to have for you and your movie show.
02:34:02
Speaker
Blaze, I think he's somebody who's willing to come on and and have fun and introduce you to other people into the movie sphere. Well, if jake if Jake pops up on Glick's House of Music, I'm definitely popping up that night.
02:34:15
Speaker
Dude, absolutely. Absolutely. I want you to be there. I was actually going to ask you. I hadn't gotten there yet, but ah yeah. Well, way to spoil it. But I was going to ask you to be there.
02:34:27
Speaker
I'll give you the date. It's locked in. um and And check out his IMDB. Most of his movies are on Tubi. And Tubi's free.
02:34:40
Speaker
Yeah, most of his movies are all on Tubi. I watch. I actually use Tubi. I like Tubi. Tubi's cool. Yeah, I actually love Tubi. um I actually watched a movie last night on Tubi because...
02:34:54
Speaker
Man, this is the thing that kills me about Prime. Prime will put, like, so say a franchise has, like, eight movies in it, right? Prime will put, like, two, three, four, seven.
02:35:06
Speaker
And then you have to go find the other ones because they don't have it on there. I've done that. I've hopped around to Amazon, Netflix, and Tubi one night to watch a franchise or something. It was, yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:35:21
Speaker
so prime has a movie right now and it's a sequel it's called the wicked ones it's a horror movie and i was like oh cool let me let me find the first one so i looked up the first one it's called it's the sequel is wicked ones the first one is called the wicked one it's on prime but you have to buy it for like 10 bucks you can't rent it you have to buy it so i was like where the fuck is this movie at and to be had it so i watched it with the ads pretty good movie low budget little c-movie whatever you want to call it um good gri but you already picked up dinner dude what the hell oh you got my stuff i appreciate you slow appreciate you um but the sequel is on prime and i'm probably gonna watch that uh i probably watch that monday so um
02:36:13
Speaker
However, there's another series. Shout out to Prime for this because, okay, I shit on Prime, but I got a shout out Prime because there's a movie series on Prime called The Butchers. It's a horror movie, and there's three movies.
02:36:25
Speaker
There's The Butchers, book two of The Butchers, and book three of The Butchers, and I'm going to watch that next week as well. um But, so anywho, I did that, did the whole dance.
02:36:36
Speaker
However, i was going to watch Daylight to Dark this week before we had them on Friday. And I think going to wait. I think to watch it. And I'm gonna give i'm going to do first reaction, honest reaction, as we watch it during the show.
02:36:52
Speaker
You know what I mean? All right. So, Blaze, go ahead plan on not going two hours. Friday night. I already plan on going over two hours next Friday, but, but no, man, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm super excited because Friday night, you know, we got Friday nights kicking off the weekend.
02:37:13
Speaker
Blaze and I will be together. I don't know if Michael's going to be here, uh, Friday night, uh, but at least we'll be here together. So, uh, he, he and I was talking about that earlier. They, will they will be there Friday.
02:37:26
Speaker
Oh, nice. Nice. Uh, They're only going to be there for that Friday night. And then because after we get done streaming after WrestleMania, think they're going to leave Saturday night.
02:37:40
Speaker
Yeah, yeah, yeah. su yes oh wow yeah Sue's going to DD. She's going to get a nap in and stuff. Saturday after they check out before we start streaming, we're probably going to hang out go do something.
02:37:53
Speaker
I don't know what. Dude, I think Nikki's working at Horvath's.
02:38:00
Speaker
we can We can roll out there for for a little bit. Is that what we're talking about? trying to do yeah and that's sort yeah yeah that's all Yeah, that's what we're talking about. doing and and And unfortunately, Nikki worked today. if She doesn't work tomorrow.
02:38:13
Speaker
ah So I didn't get out there today because I'm a man child and I had to go and i had to go pick this up I that nerd. ah Dude, how fucking dope is this, though?
02:38:26
Speaker
This is fucking badass. yeah ah ah Where's the fucking nerd? I'll be a nerd. I am a fucking nerd. It's up at the top.
02:38:37
Speaker
I'm going to have two more. i'm You're a fucking nerd. You're a fucking nerd. And no one likes you.
02:38:49
Speaker
No one likes you.
02:38:53
Speaker
Only those are who are worthy can wield
02:39:03
Speaker
and we should we should We should recreate that scene from ah from the Avengers where everybody tried to pick up Molnir and nobody could. ah so That was something else my client was talking about. When we were up there, all three of us, I don't know if all of us would be going be able to make it. We got to see we can get well.
02:39:25
Speaker
We thought maybe we we might be able to take a moment to maybe do a promo, all three of us together. yeah yeah Well, I mean, yeah yeah cash I think Cash will be here.
02:39:38
Speaker
got to talk to his mom. I might pick him up Thursday after school because he's off Friday, Saturday, Sunday, and Monday.
02:39:49
Speaker
But they have they have, they go to church with their mom. I'm not judging. i told my kids a long time ago, much like sports teams, you, you decide who you like. And, and, and and I told them the same thing because ah they, they asked me, Austin asked me one time, my, my oldest, she asked me one time about church and religion and stuff like that. And I told her my stance on it.
02:40:16
Speaker
And, um,
02:40:20
Speaker
and And I said, but whatever you decide to do is up to you. Yeah. So, like, for whatever reason, their mom decided to start going to church. And and they said, we're going to church with mama. Is that okay? And I'm like, do you like it?
02:40:36
Speaker
Do you want it? i like I'm like, do you like it? Do you want to go? And they're like, yeah, yeah, yeah. And I'm like, okay, well, if that's if if you enjoy it and in in in you want to go, then 100%.
02:40:47
Speaker
one hundred percent do it so they have a they have a uh Easter Sunday play at church on Sunday so okay cash so my ex-wife she might come and pick cash up Saturday night and I said if you can come pick him up at like 10 or later that would be awesome I know it's asking a lot of you i was like but we're watching Wrestlemania and we literally have pretty much the entire network is coming to the house And we're doing a live reaction show. I said, so i know it's a lot to ask of you.
02:41:21
Speaker
I won't be able to bring him to you because I'm a degenerate heathen piece of shit. I'm going to be drinking. I was like, but if you want to come pick him up late, that would that would be awesome.
02:41:32
Speaker
So he can be here because he's excited. So next Saturday night, next Saturday night, we might, we might not do the open door challenge, but we're going to be doing the live WrestleMania reaction. And that's because cash is going to be here.
02:41:47
Speaker
um If Cash was not going to be here, then we would do the WrestleMania and do the Opal Door Challenge. But I don't want any you fucking weirdos coming up on my side. However, untrackable.
02:41:59
Speaker
Untrackable in certain other people, Jedi and other people. I was thinking it would be like depending on who it is, kind of. Yeah. And now now definitely, definitely if you're a Patreon member and you're spending a dollar a month,
02:42:14
Speaker
Absolutely, you need to come up. No ifs, ands, or buts. no answer but's about more content There's more content up there. Just respect the fact that Cash is 12. Almost 12.
02:42:28
Speaker
And that's the thing. absolutely That's the other thing I gotta... What the fuck? Did he walk away? I'm taking broke. what the fuck did he did he walk away um He took us to the bathroom.
02:42:45
Speaker
I'm totally like off screen, so I don't know what's going on. It's okay. It's fine. It is what it is. Blaze, I'm not so much worried about you because I know you like your gummies and your dad or whatever. that done um But smoke weed in the house when the kid's here.
02:43:11
Speaker
i won I don't, yeah, I don't. yeah i don't But you can go out on the porch. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know. I'm well aware of that. and i'm a I'm one of those people, um I don't tell you guys straight up. I i i hold no filters. I do not control myself.
02:43:36
Speaker
And there is no telling what state of mind I would be in. But should I pull across your stream next Saturday? ah If that's when it is.
02:43:49
Speaker
No, no. I will be respectful and I will take my own temperature and I will I will ah no less than stop by, give you a like and maybe say something in the chat. But pulling up.
02:44:07
Speaker
if If there's anything questionable that may happen with myself, um I'm the only one that can... If I was to come up and lose control, it'd be like, oh, well, you're welcome. You're welcome. You're welcome.
02:44:24
Speaker
Yeah, but you're only welcome and yeah and until you lose your shit. And I'm very capable of... Uncheckable... how long have you been coming up here like probably close to a year at this point i have never seen you lose your shit i't know i was away like the i like i kind of want to see untrackable losers not next weekend but i kind of want to see unshakable go unhinged again i'm i'm a fox tonight again
02:44:55
Speaker
um i'm a fox knight I'm a father too. And when you talk about, you know, touchy things or this, that, or the other, especially when I'm not even really into wrestling, you know, I, you know, you know I may be in a certain mind frame to be triggered to say something. ah So I have to take my temper.
02:45:16
Speaker
I can't just be like, oh, I was i was welcome. And you you know youll let me just do whatever I wanted to do. And then I just decided to say some crazy shit, ah you know,
02:45:28
Speaker
and It's beyond bad words. you get You guys understand the world that I come from. there The shit that I am capable of is well beyond bad words. so i like bus than training I'm fan either. I'm just going to making John Cena you can't see me jokes the entire time. At the same time, even if it same time at the same time if fo if even if it you can considered it fair game if i saw it something that i wouldn't do in front of my child and yeah i i cuss and smoke and drink in front of my child but there are things that i refuse to let go down even with words in front of my child we have to send my child to the bathroom
02:46:20
Speaker
when we want to talk deeper on the subjects that we've already been cussing and smoking and drinking about, it's like, Hey, we're about to get deep. Hey, you, you need to go to the bathroom. And she's like, yeah, you know, I really do.
02:46:31
Speaker
And she takes herself the bathroom. And then we talk about ah things in a deeper, or you know what I'm saying? so i wouldn i'll say So I wouldn't do it to your child. I wouldn't do it to your stream, honestly.
02:46:47
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Yeah, but you never have, man. That's what I said. Like, I can't imagine you going completely full-on unhinged next Saturday after almost a year of you being here. Like, all of a sudden, all of a sudden, Untrackable's like, there's kids here. Watch this.
02:47:00
Speaker
I'm about to go full-on fucking unhinged. But I want to see him unhinged at the same I mean, I want to see Untrackable unhinged, too. Any given Sunday. a Honestly, any given Sunday turns into any given moment with some people. and yeah i I don't trust myself enough in a moment where it's like, hey,
02:47:23
Speaker
um there's you know mind your business, um you know act accordingly. You could take me to a fancy party. And next thing you know, I'm the one naked dancing on the table. And it's like, I don't know why I'm naked dancing on table. Maybe it's because you went to a fancy party and a middle finger just isn't enough.
02:47:45
Speaker
So, youre
02:47:50
Speaker
yeah so you know, I have to take my own temperature. I'm the one that writes the rules for me and um yeah I write them well beyond the rules that anybody writes for the places that I go, but I respect y'all.
02:48:08
Speaker
Just so you know, brother, I, I trust you enough that I don't think you would do anything. And, and, and, and, and and God love my kids. Because I'm not soft on my kids, man.
02:48:19
Speaker
ah I grew up in Thunderdome. My kids have got thick skin. If you've ever seen a Saturday show, that little fellow son of a bitch cash talks more shit to me than anybody else does. And that's not even just because we're on a podcast.
02:48:34
Speaker
That's real life. That kid will walk past me, and I'll be in the kitchen, and he'll walk into the kitchen, and I'll bust your ass. And I'm like, who the fuck are you talking to, little man? I will beat the hell out of you. Like, who the fuck are you talking to right now?
02:48:53
Speaker
um I'm a very big fan of um'm a bear ah very big fan of ro like roast comedy. yeah. And me... you know if and that that could be that could be especially when a hammer yeah if a kid trigger i shoot no talking back.
02:49:17
Speaker
It'd be like, I'm not going to say the many things that I could say, but um you know I can handle my business in i can hit i can paint my businessness in some roast comedy.
02:49:36
Speaker
and you saying yeah go sleep on the but I would, I can say I do handle my business enough to know that nothing I would do would ever hurt your channel or ah ah certainly, certainly most definitely wouldn't come after your child or your family or however you live your life unless it was in a, ah an enclosed situation where it was just us.
02:50:08
Speaker
But if it's everyone involved, yeah, I question my own account. I question my own accountability, not the accountability limits.
02:50:19
Speaker
you know Cash will bring it. and And I think it's a cool thing. like cash Cash is excited, man. He's excited to experience. like You guys have all seen him on Saturday nights. He pops in and out. He comes in, says hi to everybody, you know talks a little bit of shit to me.
02:50:35
Speaker
you know, hangs out, you know, but he's excited to like be a part of the full Saturday night experience and and hang out and watch wrestling. And, you know, I know, I know, I know, please. He's not a wrestling fan. I know Mike has not been, uh,
02:50:52
Speaker
wrestling fan for quite a while.
Wrestling-themed Network Plans
02:50:55
Speaker
Mike's a wrestling fan. I thought he said he stepped out. I mean, yeah. Yeah, i guess he did. Yeah, yeah you're right.
02:51:03
Speaker
But the fact that the opportunity was there for for for the network to be together, and and and and I say the network, you know with the exception of Rick and and and Derek and apparently Wally, because Wally's a bitch. Yeah, you heard what I said, Wally.
02:51:17
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ah um You know, but the majority of the network and Cash is a part of the network at the end of the day because he has a show on here. But we're going to be together and the same room in person doing the Saturday night show, but also doing, you know, a WrestleMania thing, man, where where we can invite new followers and new listeners, people who might not know about the fact that, yeah, we're wrestling fans here.
02:51:46
Speaker
We do a show here on the network that's dedicated to wrestling, man. and and you know and and And I love the fact that Blaze is like not my thing, but you know what? If it's going to help the network, I'm there.
02:51:57
Speaker
and be go Mike's the same way. Yeah, it's going to fun. It's going to be fun to have all of us together. That's what I'm looking forward to for like Friday night and stuff.
Attending a NASCAR Race
02:52:07
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Speaking of the network. um DOS Network. oh I have um have an opportunity, and I've never been to a NASCAR race. um i've been to ah been to a race.
02:52:23
Speaker
um I can't remember what what the local one is. It's in Winston-Salem, and it's it's very fun to watch.
02:52:35
Speaker
But that was my first round track race, if you will. But I have an opportunity to get discount tickets to the Coca-Cola 600.
02:52:48
Speaker
But I don't know what discount means. Like, I've been to football games, and discount means it still costs $160 a hundred and sixty dollars a seat Instead NASCAR race?
02:53:02
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discount have have you guys that been to a nascar race go on go ahead have been on to go online Go online and look up their original ticket prices.
02:53:12
Speaker
yeah i have i now I've never bought tickets. I have been invited. I have been to Darlington, which is awesome.
02:53:24
Speaker
I have been to Bristol. I'm a short... like I do like NASCAR, but I am a short track fan. I love a short track.
02:53:35
Speaker
Well, I am... but how no no idea how much i'm an hour away from charlotte and that's yeah where the the 600 is and we're being offered a discount and it's like okay you know ah a 30 discount on a 200 ticket i i don't know how much nascar tickets cost i've never been to a big race so how you know don't know how much it
02:54:07
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and and And when I went, this was like years years ago. I mean, like fucking Earnhardt was still alive years ago.
02:54:19
Speaker
Who was that? Dale Earnhardt Sr. Oh, fuck off. Yeah. but places And me, me myself, from the sports ah like it it was a good buddy of mine and they love going to Oh, it's Bowman Gray.
02:54:39
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Bowman Gray in ah in Winston-Salem. That's the race that we went to. And that's a lower class. I think it's a quarter mile track. Was that a dirt track?
02:54:52
Speaker
I think it used to be, but no, its it was paved when they took me. And it's it's fun. And they race different classes, like the modifieds and the it's like three or four different classes, um, that, that the race and it's amazing. There's drama there. You know, it's, it's all the, the racing stuff involved and it's loud as hell. And it was beautiful.
02:55:22
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Um, but it's a, that was a quarter mile. Whereas like you look at something like Charlotte, Charlotte is a motor speedway. And I think that's like two to two and a half miles.
02:55:36
Speaker
that's her Charlotte's a big trend. It's a big deal. And I just, I would love, if it's reasonable, I would love to ah to take my family there.
Minor League Sports Praise
02:55:50
Speaker
Because my my daughter's been to, who she's, my daughter's already been to damn near 10 baseball games, my minor league, if you will, but big stadiums, big crowds, um fun and games, um you know, watching sports, big, big, you know, it's big, it's big minor league baseball, if you will. It's not high school baseball and stuff like that.
02:56:18
Speaker
And she's only grade, but I got discount tickets if I want them. to the Coca-Cola 600. This is a pro event. This is like the A1 of NASCAR racing. and um mom I love racing on any platform. I don't care if it's F1. I don't care if it's drag racing.
02:56:41
Speaker
I don't care if it's street racing. I don't care if it's What do they call it? the Like Le Mans style.
02:56:50
Speaker
I'm a car guy. Even though I know nothing about them, I love watching them zoom around the track. I love playing the video games. But, you know, I'm not paying $100 a person to go to a...
02:57:05
Speaker
like To go to watch somebody zoom zoom around a track. I ain't paying them goddamn ticket prices. a Hey, hey.
02:57:17
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Blaze, I know you're going to probably want to kick me in the dick, but last Saturday night we went over, so if you could work your magic, that'd be awesome.
02:57:26
Speaker
Oh, I forgot all about last week. I do not know. Oh, man. Wow. um
02:57:44
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Yeah, man, no, professional, ah you know, as a sports fan, professional sporting events are always fun.
02:57:55
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Yeah, I grew up, ah I got to go to several um opening games for the Panthers, and they they give you these. Carolina Panthers? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:58:08
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and And they give you these, if if it's the opening game, the opening home game, they give you these commemorative coins. So I got like two of those. I'm definitely a Hurricanes fan for life.
02:58:23
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um Never got any real memorabilia, but, you know, I got i got my Hurricanes jersey. I got a conference championship hat. I didn't get Stanley i didn't. get the stainley cup ah i But I got the conference championship hat.
02:58:40
Speaker
And I got to touch the cup when they circled it around the state. I was down in Wilmington, and they brought the Stanley Cup down to the Cape Fear River and um let people come up and take pictures with it. So, yeah. Carolina carolina Hurricanes, brother.
02:58:59
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That's where I come from. Carolina. Sorry. But we don't have a pro baseball team, so... i you know And you know minor league ball, it's like, okay, $10 a ticket and your kid gets in free?
02:59:15
Speaker
Or $15? Yeah, it's definitely doable. like Let's do that all the time. It's beautiful. Take them to the... mean don no Yeah, don't sleep on the minor league games, man.
02:59:28
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The minor league games are awesome. And a on those stadiums are... Those stadiums are nothing to sleep on. Like, we got the Greensboro Grasshoppers. We got the High Point Rockers. ah We got the Winston.
02:59:46
Speaker
Shout out to the Charleston Stingrays going for their fifth Kelly Cup in the EHL. Minor league hockey.
03:00:00
Speaker
Oh, yeah. Minor league. yeah That was actually my first ah my first ah semi, but my first pro semi-pro hockey game was the Charlotte Checkers.
03:00:16
Speaker
Yeah. i am When I was a kid, I got to meet Derek Jeter when he came through because our minor league baseball team, the key Columbus Clippers,
03:00:29
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ah used to be the farm team for the New York Yankees. um And now they're the farm team or minor league team for the Cleveland Indians.
03:00:41
Speaker
You can call them the Guardians if you want, but I'm old school and they're always, will be, and always are the Indians, the Cleveland Indians. But nonetheless, Derek Jeter was playing in Columbus as a Clipper before he made the big leagues.
03:00:58
Speaker
And I got to meet him. And I had an autograph. I had a i had an autograph. I had an autograph, Derek Jeterball. um I wish I still had it.
03:01:12
Speaker
Because whoo, would that be worth some money right now? yeah But, yeah, man, don't sleep on the minor league baseball because you meet a lot of guys, man, that come up that are still coming up through the ranks.
03:01:28
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And you never know where to get – shout out to the Cincinnati Reds and Ellie. Man, Ellie's a goddamn monster. And he was killing it in the minor leagues.
03:01:41
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um And I'm a Reds fan, so. but I can't remember what he's – I can't remember what his name was. It was like, uh, I don't know if it was John or something like that, but Giancarlo Stanton came up in the green, uh, the Greensboro, uh, grasshoppers.
03:02:01
Speaker
And we got to watch him play when they, you know, uh, the minor league teams tend to change ownership more than like the big leagues change cities.
03:02:13
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So, um, At the time, ah they were owned by Miami.
03:02:21
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Giancarlo went down to Miami and then he became a Yankee. And it was like, oh, Giancarlo Stanton. You know what I mean? It's like he stamped his name in MLB history.
03:02:37
Speaker
I don't know if it was John Stanton back in the day, but it was like he had a very white name, but as soon as he got to the big leagues, it was Giancarlo. Giancarlo. Yeah, know you're talking about.
03:02:51
Speaker
Please, did your bachelor die again, or did you turn your camera off? I think he turned his camera off. He turned it off, but he went to go get me another beer.
03:03:04
Speaker
You were going to go touch your wiener. so i hate again I hate to harp on sports, but a buddy of mine, we found each other when we were very young. We were elementary school.
Sports Fandom and Loyalty
03:03:20
Speaker
And my friend's dad was a building contractor. And he built a house for this doctor. And this doctor's son wound up turning into Trot Nixon.
03:03:35
Speaker
And Trott Nixon wound up playing for the Boston Red Sox. So to we got to meet Trott Nixon. Trott Nixon gave us our willed call tickets in uniform.
03:03:49
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jason Him a and Jason Veritech both played for the Port City Roosters, which was in our hometown of Wilmington, North Carolina.
03:04:01
Speaker
And just having that that little connection, like I have no reason other than that to be Red Sox fan, except for I got to meet up close and personal an MLB player and go watch them play. It's like, you know, everybody else can kiss my ass.
03:04:21
Speaker
The person that I got to shake hands with i am i'm I'm going to be a Red Sox fan for life. You're a son of a bitch.
03:04:40
Speaker
What makes one team actually better than the other teams? Well, it depends. Who are you a fan of?
03:04:49
Speaker
That's what I mean. Right like right there. Exactly. if Whoever I'm a fan of makes them better than whoever your team is a fan of. And that is the rule of sports.
03:05:03
Speaker
Fandom. That is the rule of sports fandom. The Panthers have never won the Super Bowl. The Panthers have been to the Super Bowl twice.
03:05:15
Speaker
But I have certain connections that also involve Ric Flair To the Carolina Panthers, I got to see Ric Flair in person sign my tablecloth at a brewery after a Panthers game where all the Panthers were coming to go sit and eat. it Not only do I live in North Carolina, but to have seen them in person and have Ric Flair sign on my tablecloth i'm a panthers fan for life i don't care if i move to goddamn china they will not they will have to kill me force me down that flag what does rick flair have to do with he's it's just you just you just got your fandom man like it's wild to me that speaking of rick flair it's wild to me that he is such a diehard michigan wolverines fan like this cat is a wolverines fan
03:06:13
Speaker
like but yeah Yeah, I mean, it's it's not a matter. Okay, so yeah I put it like this, because as ah as as a as a true sports fan and not a homer like some people, um and um theyre they're fucking homers in Ohio.
03:06:29
Speaker
Every Ohio State Buckeye fan, they're a fucking homer. Other teams like KC, Philadelphia, Pittsburgh, they have homers that like no matter what, they think their team was the greatest thing since Slate's bread.
03:06:44
Speaker
But i amm a traditional yeah every foot is it every no I'm no. No, I'm not like that because being a Cleveland Browns fan, I know their ass.
03:06:57
Speaker
Being a Cincinnati Reds fan, I know their ass. Yeah. ah Being a Cleveland Cavaliers fan, especially right now, I could talk all the shit I want to talk right now because they have the best record in NBA. They are the top tier team in NBA and in the East.
03:07:15
Speaker
So, therefore, based off of their record, I can go, fuck everybody else. But if the if the Cavaliers were sucking ass, I'd be like, yeah, I'm a Cavs fan.
03:07:27
Speaker
They suck. But a lot of sports fans aren't like that. A lot of sports fans aren't like that. A lot of people, and and then I call them homers.
03:07:38
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Just like this past ah NFL season. I watched the first painful game. Go ahead. so a homer So a homer is the type of guy who, and I'll use the Ohio State Buckeyes, the Ohio State University, for example. ah The last four years, they're against Michigan.
03:08:03
Speaker
Even at last year was not a good year for Michigan. Nobody expected last year to be a good year. Michigan came in, came into Columbus, Ohio, the Ohio University, the horseshoe, and they were a 20-point underdog.
03:08:21
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And they beat Ohio State. They beat Ohio State. 20-point underdogs in Columbus, Ohio. Michigan beat them. Ohio State fans,
03:08:32
Speaker
Ohio State fans, this is where the homer comes in. Ohio State fans will still say, Michigan sucks. They're worse than us. They suck. They're so bad. But they beat you.
03:08:45
Speaker
So, therefore, they're better than you. You're like, no matter what your team does, if when I call somebody a homer, or there's this guy.
03:08:56
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We'll use an NFL um nfl reference. and NFL draft is coming up here in a couple weeks. You got this guy. My team's going to take the number one guy overall.
03:09:08
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No, they're not because they don't pick until 18. eighteen
03:09:13
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So the number one player overall is going to go to but number the number, the worst team in NFL, number 32 this year is the Tennessee Titans.
03:09:24
Speaker
It's going to go to them. So your team is not going to pick the quote unquote best player. Like, shut the fuck up. stop it you're embarrassing yourself or there's this it's off season and the free agency has happened every top tier quarterback or wide receiver is gonna so like and i'll say pittsburgh steelers fans because they're the ones that are most prevalent in my world uh being a being a cleveland browns fan and being in the afc north which is where the pittsburgh still are fucking aaron rogers kirk cousins fucking uh
03:09:58
Speaker
every other top tier, ah Sam Donald, they're coming to Pittsburgh. We're going to get all these. And it's like, no, they're not. Why, why, why do you, do you know how stupid you sound right now?
03:10:10
Speaker
So that's, that's the definition of a Homer in my opinion, like no matter what the best players are going to come play for them. and and, and if they go, if they don't win a single game in a season, they're the best team. Even if your team has beaten them 10 times in a season,
03:10:26
Speaker
Your team is still worse than theirs. That's a homer. I just call them reality deniers. Yeah, yeah. Like me being a Cleveland Browns fan. The Cleveland Browns fucking suck, bro.
03:10:37
Speaker
When they have a good season, when when the Browns have a good season, you're goddamn right. I'm going to be the loudest motherfucker out there. But you know who rides or dies with their squad?
03:10:50
Speaker
No matter what, this motherfucking cat. I'm a Reds fan. I'm a Browns fan. I'm a Michigan fan. I'm a Blue Jackets fan. and and i am ah And I am a Cavaliers fan.
03:11:02
Speaker
Ride or die. And I'm not going to fucking shit all over my team. If they're having a bad season, they're having a bad season. That's the other thing homers do. when they when they When they lose one or two games, fire the coach.
03:11:15
Speaker
Fire the coach. It's season in the NFL, and he lost one game Fire him. Get him out of here.
03:11:26
Speaker
Get that son bitch out
Fantasy Sports Strategies
03:11:28
Speaker
of here. I hear that shit a lot around here, dude. Especially during basketball season and shit. What I did with this past season with the Panthers was so I think it was the their first game was the Saints.
03:11:44
Speaker
And they got ah obliterated. And I was like, why why are we doing this? So, hey, let me tell you this. I did not give up on my fandom of my team.
03:12:00
Speaker
However, I decided to stop watching and hope that they were going to win. And instead, I put my Panthers shirt on.
03:12:11
Speaker
And I went and took care of my lawn rather than i'm going to home, taking care, and you know you know watching and you know yeah oh participating and and with this sense of hope. It's like, no.
03:12:28
Speaker
ah I'll check in on it on my phone every once in a while to see how they're doing. But no, I can mow my grass. I can weed eat. I can, you know, churn some of this garden so the so the flowers will grow and my wife and kid will be happy and stuff like that.
03:12:52
Speaker
i can i can check in on the numbers, but I'm not about to spend my time watching, waiting for every second of that clock to tick down for you guys to turn your shit around.
03:13:06
Speaker
Well, I'm a fantasy football guy, so i mean, I watched my Browns, and last season was not a good season for the Browns. i i watched every i watched every game uh and i but i'm a fantasy football guy so you know i got and i'm and that's the other thing that homers do blaze i don't know if you still can if you still hear or if you got your ears on that's the other thing homers do when they play fantasy sports they pick as many guys as they can from their squad however shout out to nikki first year fantasy football she had a she's a steelers fan
03:13:37
Speaker
She had a few Steelers players on her fucking on fantasy football league that were fucking killing it for her and racking up a retarded amount of points. you know But typically, like i'm like I'm not drafting in my fantasy football league a lot of Browns players. I mean, there's there's a couple in there that I want.
03:13:57
Speaker
ah But outside of that, no, man. I'm like i'm not i'm not um not rostering up my my fantasy football league. with with my favorite team because that is your number one worst mistake.
03:14:11
Speaker
yeah As a sports fan, when you play fantasy sports, taking all the players from your favorite team because you will eat fucking shit. You goddamn right, Wally, and I can't wait to talk about it tomorrow.
Social Aspects of Watching Sports
03:14:25
Speaker
Oh, I cannot wait to talk about it tomorrow. And Flacco, we trust. Goddamn Joe Flacco. Oh, let's go, Cleveland. Oh, man. A guy we've waited for so many goddamn years.
03:14:39
Speaker
i have I've never played fantasy sports. I've only i've um i've only watched and hoped for for my team. But even what they – can accept this.
03:14:52
Speaker
I can accept this. That even with all the hope of watching and the the experience of it, it's like – Look at this guy.
03:15:03
Speaker
I still got to drink beer and eat wings. You know what I'm saying? like you guys You guys sucked at your job. It doesn't mean I have to suck at my job. But I was entertained, and even in the loss, I'm good to go. Hey, welcome. Speaking of fucking homers...
03:15:25
Speaker
Oh, shit. What's going on, man? um well How are you doing, Blaze? How you doing, Glick? Fuck you. Happy fourth and all that. How'd date go? I wasn't on a normalman date. I just went to dinner.
03:15:39
Speaker
I heard you. You said he was on a date. Oh, I know. Yeah, i I did say that. Yeah, you did. No, I know, Tony D. This man went to a buffet or he went somewhere and he was living his best fucking life.
03:15:55
Speaker
i know tony d when it comes to food while i i know tony what's up when it comes to eating and i got my buy one steak then and get another one for three dollars use my code and you ate both of them didn't you no i had a salad bar and i got both from here for dinner tomorrow yeah i yeah one thing i know about tony d tony d loves to eat and he don't give a damn what anybody says or thinks My man, look and hit and and if you fuck around, he'll cook right on the show.
03:16:25
Speaker
Will you please tell me, these folks don't think I cook. This man will cook his ass. i mean, granted, he is a huge fan of a mayonnaise and cheese sandwich. However, um not you gro this man will cook his ass off. Tony D can cook his ass off.
03:16:42
Speaker
Don't fuck with me. and don't They don't think I cook like I've ever cooked in two years. it's interesting
03:16:49
Speaker
No, my man can cook. My man can cook his ass off. Don't be sleeping on him in the kitchen. They just don't know. Chris Technician is up in here. That's what's up. That's what's up. Gentlemen, only everybody.
03:17:01
Speaker
Bathurst was in here. James, look, I I ain't seen Mandy in forever. Tell Mandy I said hello. By the way, Tony D, she might be pop up Pierce Motorsports and Reptiles is me, man.
03:17:13
Speaker
Just to like give you a heads up. so Just to let you know. lazy joke that's my other That's my other channel and stuff that I do on my own personal stuff on. Word, word, word, word, word.
03:17:25
Speaker
Tony how's life? How you doing? How you feeling? How you living? I am maintaining myself as usual. Still taking it easy. Still on the pace. My oldest son's going to move back here with me on Monday.
03:17:35
Speaker
So he'll be here. yeah oh nice how's he doing he's good you know he said he was looking at places i said listen come up here stop struggling it yeah i kept telling people i sat still on purpose just in case first of all when you start going places and doing things start spending money And I had to slow that shit down. He'll be up here.
03:17:58
Speaker
I'm not sure for how long. I really don't care. I know he does. He's probably going to try to be out here with just six months. And I get it. hey he got to get aus's Austin's about to turn 20 in a couple weeks. She's still here at home. I said, i said you can stay here. Now, granted, I'm trying to teach her a little responsibilities.
03:18:19
Speaker
She's got responsibilities. She'll be fine. She's helping out. Yeah, she's helping out around the house and stuff like that. But I told her, i said, you know what? Until you figure out where you're going.
Family Dynamics and Living Arrangements
03:18:30
Speaker
Christ, I miss the kids. I miss the kids. I mean, they they ain't here right now, but I will. But I told her, said, until you figure out what you're doing. It's the weekend and it's spring. they out they did they just they just went They just went back to their moms yesterday. Now, they'll be back next weekend.
03:18:42
Speaker
That's good. They're still going over. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, man. But I told her, I said, she graduated and stuff. I said, you know what? Until you figure out whatever it is you need to figure out in life.
03:18:55
Speaker
stay up on the bed yeah you gotta have you gotta roof over your head i tell my kid you my child you stay up under me until gotta get on your feet we hey it it was actually get some need all and it was me fuck that yeah and it was actually partially her idea man she uh she helps out around the house she she she throws me money um every month and stuff like that and i'm like you don't have to that and i was like no turn it down i just i just hoard it i just hold it away yeah i know yeah I give it to place.
03:19:26
Speaker
No. tell off put the job on your way na wood but you got The job blazes got a job blazes blazes doing his day day every time I offer blaze money like I'm like, hey, man,
03:19:39
Speaker
Can you pick this up for me? Or can you do this? we did We had that discussion earlier
Stone Cold Beer and Wrestling Fandom
03:19:45
Speaker
about the Stone Cold beer. was like, let me know how much it costs. I'll send you money. Yeah, for being on the show. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Give me money for that.
03:19:52
Speaker
Because because i want I want at least two packs of those. Because I think everybody says that Stone Cold beer is so good. Not the IPA, at least. That's you. That's your world. The lager my world.
03:20:04
Speaker
I've never I don't even know how much is. I have no idea, but I don't know. I just want to try it, man. cause stone I work. i work i got to Actually, I work tomorrow. um check out the post.
03:20:16
Speaker
no um Tony, do you have outside of social media? Outside social media, do you know how to get a hold of smoke?
03:20:28
Speaker
Yes. hit his ass up because he was like, well, I was up on his. I was up earlier today on his comments. So if he ain't here, you say he was coming. He's he's a boy boy boy a and and fell asleep probably you know he's been running marathon they did dance so he tried
Engagement in Social Media
03:20:48
Speaker
to do one of your numbers he did wow last this is ridiculous he said eight hours a day and the only did eight hours because my dumb ass pulled up see his numbers goes to smoke
03:20:58
Speaker
he got this shit yeah He mastered it. Yeah, man. the The NTS, man, they're doing their damn thing. yeah He's mastering that shit. I told him congratulations a couple of times. put in the comments, I was like, I'll pull up if it's OK. He was like, click shut the fuck up and get your ass up. Just put your ass off that show.
03:21:24
Speaker
No, man, they love me. They love me. They love me up there, man. The whole... you so A couple of years ago, y'all missed it. Smoking by the hip-hop. Not today, Satan. oh Dude, Blaze, Blaze, y'all appreciate this, man.
03:21:41
Speaker
Dude, they were up there having this political white versus black conversation. The whole panel was like, it was Tony, Smoke, and like, what was it? Three or four black women? Yeah.
03:21:55
Speaker
and uh yeah and i was and and star child she loves me like she she loved the out of me was like not today satan you know who pulled up on that stream blaze died i died laughing that's jeff jeff jeff was like quick oh a brought it hardheaded in as a yeah dont how to read the that ah that dumb work did that those Those women ate his ass
03:22:33
Speaker
for breakfast lunch and dinner and he was too stupid to leave I had to come in. I had to come in. I was like this conversation Jeff get the hell out of here, bro. I believe it sounds like some Jeff would do and honestly sounds like something
03:22:56
Speaker
Tony and I were like I'm in the chat Tony was live on the panel. Oh Smoke is the link let me drop that like Dude, Tony and I had the same goddamn expression. I was like, I got to get up in this panel just to fucking save this dumb son of a bitch.
03:23:17
Speaker
And I went up there and I realized real quick there was no saving. um and i was just like, not today, Satan. I'm out. I am not the one. but That shit was hilarious.
03:23:29
Speaker
I am not the one. Smoke, I sent you the link on Insta. The link is also in the chat, brother. I was like... Let me go ahead and throw this out there to everybody out there in the multimedia, social media, live streaming, podcast, the live streaming, opinionating and commentating world.
03:23:47
Speaker
Motherfuckers put the link in the chat. Roll up the damn chat. Everybody puts the link in the chat. Everybody puts the link on the bio. Everybody puts the link on the heading broadcast. Well, sometimes... no sometimes the chat be popping off and you and you lose it no yes well you'll ask me did i ask you at all tonight did i ask you how many times did i ask you what welcome teddy d back to nonsensical nonsense where teddy d and click did i ask you all tonight it's very simple this no you didn't but i did send it to you i did send it to you on snapchat and i told you it was in the chat i didn't even use snapchat yeah i just used the link
03:24:26
Speaker
Yeah, listen to what this man said. Fuck what I say. Jesus. these mother Jesus. from of the And I'm so sick and tired. but You know what? And I know smoke smoke be busy. He'd be busy. Teddy busy. briy busy um smokingly busy That's the bitch. It went to sleep.
03:24:43
Speaker
That's what smoke did. I mean, he was on his broadcast earlier. the He ain't busy. He's sleeping. I'm all over the place. Go ahead, man. Go ahead.
Creating and Sharing AI Art
03:24:53
Speaker
ah bunch else i check my previous broadcast i will throw that shit out there read multiple broadcasts no i'm paul but yeah i got evenp with real sp and i'm trying totain my script because i want to maintain my moment to help some y'all go push me over motherfu age i can't take no damn but random ramble recently put this shit out i'm all over place go ahead Give it him, Tony. This is an old-school throwback. Nonsensical nonsense. Tony and I just fucking hooked each other. My brain just went through the... What happened? Blaze.
03:25:25
Speaker
Blaze. Tony, dude. Tony, you know, I don't know it's going to weird you out. I know you're going to get all weird and you're going to be all i Tony D. You know love you, brother. You know I love you.
03:25:40
Speaker
Wow, game changer. Tony you know I love you, brother. You know I love you, brother. You know I love you, brother. Man, Tony D, some of our interactions where we just the gl and i know I'm in love with the Sasquatch. No. No.
03:26:00
Speaker
Hell no. Tony was just scarred. but Tony was just scarred. Horrifying. Horrifying. Just a minute, Tony.
03:26:10
Speaker
No. Just admit it to the world that you love me. nothing Not in a homosexual way, man. We're like brothers. Look at the family resemblance. Can you guys see it? No. The aliens don't see it. now but No. Tony won't embrace his full Sasquatchian status, but none of the less.
03:26:34
Speaker
It's a bro-hemian romance. Tony D, you know i love you, brother. Dude, I have said it a million fucking times, and I will continue to say it a million fucking times.
Camaraderie in Podcasting
03:26:49
Speaker
When Tony is on, Tony's a fucking man. However, I like to fuck with Tony, and I like to get him riled up. but
03:27:01
Speaker
that's evident we see that thank you and it was what just well good to meet how you doing over here and just happened it ain't just you he does it to fuck everybody else too i've been friends with this man for 30 years oh god you've been friends with him longer than yeah wally and i've been friends since seventh grade yep been my dude ever since then this motherfu I'm a motherfucker.
03:27:33
Speaker
I'm that motherfucker, Tony D. So you're making Spitzgo's picture, huh?
03:27:40
Speaker
Dude, where are you doing all those AI pictures? Because they are killing me.
03:27:48
Speaker
can't take it. I got bored. I got tired of the arguments and I'm going to do something else. It's his secret. He ain't going to reveal them. You got tired of the bullshit. You got tired of the drama. You're like, but I'm going to do some badass AI pictures of myself.
03:28:04
Speaker
I got compliments. I got people frustrated. They said, why do y'all look like you? I said, because I did lay down on purpose. It's me as a character, me as an actor, yeah me, real jobs in my life that I've had, me in my current status.
03:28:17
Speaker
things that I wanted to do, nothing disrespectful, nothing trolling, everything is about having fun. He said that over there, he told us he wanted us just have fun making bouts. I was against it. I really was against it. I did not start doing this until New Year's.
03:28:31
Speaker
December, I started doing some of the selfies because they came out with the selfies and all that. and And then there was one of the women over there, she made it look right. I said, let me try this shit. A couple of them came out pretty good. Okay, cool. And I wanted them to be accurate. Everything I said at my age,
03:28:44
Speaker
my body type. I didn't make anybody crazy or whatever, whatever. And they created the way that they it comes out the way that you prompt it. But some of the ones that were muscular, I'm like, I'm not muscular, but I put the body type. Yeah, I was going to say, the way you eat, you eat muscular, bro.
03:28:58
Speaker
They put you, i always said I wanted to be that character with who I am. And they just put the two together. I went, OK, cool. So i just ran with it. um And I literally did like 50 selfies. i said, I'm going to just do 50 and I'm done.
03:29:10
Speaker
Because I had a couple of ideas and not just ran them. And then everybody else was doing it and they'll start running it. And then New Year's started. I said, let me take a shot at one of the bots because somebody made one. ah said, all right, let me check it out.
03:29:21
Speaker
So i made one here. Then I just started running with the ideas and letting them work. And I honestly just made them for fun. They're not supposed to be fucking with nobody. They will grow and evolve to be themselves, but they're responsive.
03:29:34
Speaker
So the kicker is if you them, they're to fuck with back. what wait what do you um i thought we were just talking about pictures first of us pi dead move plots there's something to be said about um ah about a joke as well a joke is not meant to be responded to it's meant to be laughed at la so you're supposed to make fun of somebody but then they turn offensive so yes they will evolve in that manner you're right So the the the ones that get respond to a joke without a joke back, um it's like, oh, i touch I touched your feelings. I touched your soul. You you got offended by a joke?
03:30:22
Speaker
Well, some people get pushed. And my thing is they'll respond. Some will come back. some will retaliate i may actually made one that was like a troll i mean it was like anti-troller it's gonna go with you it's coming at you off the record another one evolved to grow that way didn't even do it i saw it myself oh how'd he do that did you just pop up what's going on yeah that was good I had two of them that just started, they grew into like assholes, if you will.
03:30:49
Speaker
And it just came from interactions. I was like, okay, cool. But I never gave them a negative personality. i never gave them an instagatory personality, except for two Honestly, I gave two of them. One of them, I gave an instagatory personality. He's coming in off the rip.
03:31:00
Speaker
The others, they're just doing it on their own. So I watched the evolution. I got it on the small... platform. No disrespect, but I'm not at a global scale, if you will. I'm just on that one platform scale.
03:31:12
Speaker
So I'm trying to work with I'm having fun with what I created. That was the biggest thing. Superheroes, comic book characters, um stuff that I do in the real world.
03:31:23
Speaker
Just this motherfucker. What are you doing Wait, so that's the line? Oh, wait, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. sorry Who did that? Every time I do this shit, they do that.
03:31:35
Speaker
No, no, no, no, no. No, I'm going to give Tony a gold star. He's special. That's Blaze. I knew it. God damn it. Thank I appreciate it. And hear we're all getting on. You've got the extra special.
03:31:48
Speaker
Jesus Christ.
03:31:52
Speaker
ah Like a butt plug. That's disrespectful. I'm on your ass. It is a butt plug. Not like a butt plug. but It is a butt plug. What kind of man walks around showing up butt plugs? I'm worried about you, Blaze.
03:32:03
Speaker
Hey, but it's gold.
03:32:07
Speaker
ah doesnt need I'm not walking around with it in my butt. Good. Because looked kind of clean. Yeah, maybe later if you count your cards.
03:32:16
Speaker
I forgot how homophobic Tony is. I'm not homophobic, I'm just angry.
03:32:27
Speaker
this I'm not homophobic. Just don't touch my butt. law that's how watch it um Sorry. i touch I'll touch your butt. Just don't touch mine. so some of those Some of those buttons were were were my fault. I was trying to... Tony's talking about the AI stuff and shout out to Chaka because Chaka did these of me.
03:32:52
Speaker
pix pixar pixar Pixar Glick, if you will That works, Glick. I'm not even going to bullshit That works yeah mother and i like Pixar Glick, man. It does work like a motherfucker.
03:33:05
Speaker
Those are good. There is no offense. You would never be able to ah take offense at that because you could never... you could never in your world match what those pictures were well his was crazy though they're accurate it was the pixar version of me you follow there's the you know what i ain't gonna do it gotta man i gotta say i didn't know cantina was still a thing some of the stuff is that i've got some of the some of the uh boss and i got i did put them up there i got a showcase of a couple of them so i really i really you got some you got some pretty cool
03:33:39
Speaker
You got some pretty cool AI pictures.
AI-generated Images
03:33:41
Speaker
That's hard to get the right picture. I did not want no wrong negative picture. That was the hard part. I wanted it to look like me too. I didn't want to try to shit on anybody.
03:33:52
Speaker
Are you guys just doing the... Say what, man? Are you guys just doing the pictures of yeah like ah like pictures of ah people that, you know, avatars and of people that you've seen maybe what they really look like?
03:34:09
Speaker
No, I made I made characters. um I took a lot of superhero characters. I did stuff that I did in the military. all ah made myself as a president, as a Secret Service agent, as a secretary of state. Right, right, right. right well But are you talking about just ah a still picture?
03:34:28
Speaker
Yeah, they're stills. They're not videos. They're just still frames. OK, because i have been on I have been on panel before. ain't no i have been on panel before And they turned our voices into actual cartoons where these cartoons, like, just like you created the, um, the, the, those, um, those pictures, but imagine those pictures talking to each other and having like motions on their minds and stuff like that.
03:35:07
Speaker
That's yeah right now. And that's going to be a little dangerous, I must admit. That's going to be very dangerous. people gonna be using They've already got DeepFace out there, man. DeepFace has been around for years. <unk>ve I've been part of that.
03:35:18
Speaker
But um I can also say as a willing participant on panels, just as I am right now, that could be clipped and shared and turned into whatever. Don't be a ashamed.
03:35:35
Speaker
please you You signed up for it, you know, and and to think that i I could have been turned into a cartoon and my actual real life conversation could have been turned into a cartoon with people talking on a street corner. ah Man, I'm flattered, honestly. Yeah.
03:35:54
Speaker
flattered honestly yeah Dude, what in the world that? That's pretty sick, Tony. That is. Blaze, just so you know, the yeah the Jeff Photoshop goes way back as we're celebrating. First and foremost, smoke in the building. The Negro Chattel sphere is being represented.
03:36:22
Speaker
ah pulling up you know how a negrozeable sphere is being represented Yeah. Nope. I got a pass. I got a pass, son.
03:36:33
Speaker
I got a pass. I got a pass. That's a fact. That's a fact. What's going on? ah Nice to meet you. You know what I mean? Nice to meet you guys.
03:36:45
Speaker
What's going on, man?
Playful Podcasting Approach
03:36:47
Speaker
We here, man. Hanging out, man. Hanging out. Looking at our pizza. What you got there? Pizza, man? Yeah. I just made that back going. ah just that that go blaze i want you to know that the that the the jeff photoshop goes way back before you he actually made a really cool fucking photoshop picture a long time ago of me him and tony d and it's on our instagram we were the dudley boys tony was uh tony was devon i was bubba and jeff was spike dudley and it was actually it was actually pretty good now this was now mind you this was a couple one this is a couple few years back
03:37:26
Speaker
And it was actually a pretty good little nonsensical nonsense representation of the three of us because at the end of the day, that's basically what we were. was We were the Dudley boy. Pretty much. Get to the table.
03:37:40
Speaker
However, but but however, yeah, we're not going to give him too much love after that picture. yeah man Fair enough. How are you doing, man?
03:37:52
Speaker
Just hanging out, man. Just hanging out. Just relaxing. Just got back up not too long ago after a long live stream and a nice nap after a little food. Had a sandwich. Took a nap.
03:38:05
Speaker
Now I'm back at it. I know. That deserves an applause. Put the applause on you, Dad. That deserves an applause. Salute. Salute. My man was hot for all those eight hours.
03:38:18
Speaker
And then I see you later. See you later. We'll love you, brother. He said, too many black people in here. You change Tony D.
03:38:37
Speaker
would you assume that i'm black it's good nothing that be learned repeat i don't live i don't live learned cause i'm just clickck baby little look look smoking smoking the gang over the the The World Traveler Weekly, they done gave me a whole-ass free pass, man. They're like, he's got a pass. Biggest shit.
03:38:58
Speaker
Big-ass fucking Sasquatch white boy. Yeah, we go let him do whatever the fuck he wants because I'm in security, bro. I'm security for smoking the boys. The world has gone to I'm going get that Goodfellas hoodie with security on the back. I'm going to run the hell out of that. world roll kind Shit, gone shit. Wait till you see click. I'm going to for you.
03:39:20
Speaker
Yeah, wait till you see Click walking rocking that orange and brown Goodfellas hoodie. but for well free letter free rain I got free reign, Tony D. I can do whatever. i I'm untouchable, baby.
03:39:34
Speaker
Jesus Christ. I'm that motherfucker that'll whisper in another motherfucker's ear say, I'm untouchable. um on much for bit
03:39:46
Speaker
Oh, man. look demand That's a fact. That fucks around. Yeah, man. But happy Saturday, man. Happy Saturday, fellas. Happy Saturday, bro. and happy Happy Saturday night. My man.
03:40:00
Speaker
My man, Smoke. Drop that link in the chat everybody can follow you, man. Okay. Let me see. You know the drill, man. Don't even don't even fucking play around. Drop that link in the chat. How do I... and so um smell how do i a little foggy in the brain you know you wake up like yeah and waking up as little don't help you said you said i'm gonna go get a snack because if i eat too heavy it's over so ate medium heavy and it was still over
03:40:38
Speaker
so ah
03:40:42
Speaker
Blaze, how on YouTube? How does the wrenches work? on youtube ah does the road I don't know how i don't know how it works, but I want to reciprocate because I know my man smoked. ah yeah i just got he has to I just have to log into YouTube.
03:41:10
Speaker
and I don't know. i like i I see a wrench beside my name every time I comment and I'm like, ah have a fuck modelrate i this one you can edit out like somebodys car Somebody's comment or just want to be a dick, you can click on it and ba do the whole band thing or whatever else. with Or if you're Wally and don't know how to work buttons, you can ban people.
03:41:30
Speaker
yeah you do Usually, um like if I'm on the live stream, I would go on the cell phone. Like if I'm on the laptop, I would go on the cell phone. And when you see the person's name, you would click on the person.
03:41:44
Speaker
and then you will scroll downwards you'll see like um go to their channel this that and the other and then you'll see ad as moderator i didn't see it on mine i haven't seen it as an option in home i scroll down you have to scroll down because once you ain't never been yeah i'm just trying i've never been i've never been moderator guy like um on track well if you still got your ears on love you brother man appreciate you coming up here tonight man i appreciate I appreciate the shit out of you, dog.
03:42:17
Speaker
Like, Untrackable's my guy, man. That's that's that's that's my dude. He's been up here. i don't know, man. He came in about ah almost about a damn year as ago. He rolled up on a Saturday night, and he's cool as shit, man. like that that That's our guy here on Saturday nights, man. We all love Untrackable. He's a good dude.
03:42:35
Speaker
Yeah, he was but he was gone for a couple weekends due to work there for a while. was wondering what happened to him. Get that money, baby. Ain't nothing wrong with it. Nope.
03:42:46
Speaker
but By the way, Smoke, I subscribe to your your channel and everything else, man. I appreciate You might be too white to subscribe to his channel. I don't care.
03:42:57
Speaker
I was the out calling the voice for the voiceless. I was the voice of white people today, just so you guys know. All you whites out Racist.
03:43:13
Speaker
but You still don't get a cookie, Glick, so forget it. Goddamn, K-9. K-9 came up in his feelings, and then I kept him in his feelings. Oh, yeah, we got to fuck with K-9.
03:43:24
Speaker
K-9 does a lot of trolling. we a lot of trouble but it was like wrote this week man like no fuck it was going crazy they made some kind of top 10 list of you know and like some of the some of the streamers made their own individual list and people got kind of i won't say offended but people are like come on bro how can you i get it i get it you know so people pissed off so canine so then um swells pulled up an official um you know the official compilate like the official list like with the data and all that other uh like data and you know from youtube so somebody did like the real the real shit with like the numbers and this that and the other so uh v swells came in at number nine
03:44:13
Speaker
um yes like Come on, man. disrespect swells like that. Got a couple hundred thousand subs and shit. So, you know, and he's putting out shit every week. Big ups to the good fellas.
03:44:27
Speaker
Salute to the good fellas. He's putting out shit every week, man. Putting out like two, three videos every damn week. And were like, come on, man. So K9 is new to YouTube, kind of. He's like maybe less than a year.
03:44:38
Speaker
on the youtube in the circuit with us and uh you know when he makes his list of course he has to put himself in the top 10. and People were like, bro, you just got here.
03:44:52
Speaker
like You didn't put the work in yet. You know what I'm saying? You guys know about work, putting in fucking work week after week, year after year and shit. You know what i mean? They're like, no, you got to put in a little more work, fella, before you ah claim top 10 status and shit.
03:45:07
Speaker
Shit, we been doing this. We fuck would' have been doing this same-ass show for four years, and we still ain't on the list. Excuse me for it. So, you know, it's it's all good, though. But, yeah, so can I... That will all change now because the certain person probably that was on here keeping us from it is gone now. oh I know
03:45:32
Speaker
yeah roll blas wing blades now jeff had us on a list but it's not the list we wanted to be on what's he oh yll i a shit list this schinlers listen with miss them we was sister of who was all the da um i know it'll smoke oh I know Smoke, you and I met each other on Haps. I met Tony on Haps.
03:46:03
Speaker
I knew a Blaze on Haps. Are Blaze and Smoke, are you guys familiar with each other from Haps? I know Blaze was on Haps as well. Yeah, we may have met a while back, but I think we're good.
03:46:14
Speaker
You know. Are we going to put that in the past? water i is messy That's under the bridge. That's what's up. That's what's up. Good, man.
03:46:26
Speaker
We here, we here. We here in 2025. Keep it alive, man. How you
03:46:33
Speaker
doing, Tony? Are you good? Hey, Smoke, I just want you to know, I told you live in the studio. Yeah, yeah. It's live. Yep. And I see the... Tony Where's the man in the band?
03:46:46
Speaker
Yes, sir. The champs think the champs still reign. out built from this guy over here. He hooked us up for being with him and hanging out with him This is why a lot of people roll together, man. We was doing shit. We was heavy.
03:47:00
Speaker
built I do not. All of us. I had to tell. I met Glick on his show. Smoke started. Ted told me to roll with him. I was going to roll with him. me and Blaze to run the veterans broadcast.
03:47:14
Speaker
We just do a lot shit. We had our own fucking network. That's what pisses me off so much. People was drifting and I get it, but I was so stuck on us making it because I saw something. I really didn't see a whole damn channel. We have had our shit.
03:47:30
Speaker
they could run reruns of the we've done over the past three four years and we will up regular television they got nothing on oh I was uh I was I do know too I watch a lot of our replays don't understand the we's doing the we talk about that's true today I uh I had to tell uh I was telling Nikki the uh the story behind the belt here and and And and and and talking about you know i know, not that not not that nonsensical nonsense has The greatest reputation perhaps people maybe maybe because was too honest a little bit and a little bit too truthful
03:48:12
Speaker
and I Got time for people's fucking bullshit in their feelings, but nonetheless i but I was telling Nikki I was telling Nikki the story about the belt and I was like the cool thing was was was, man, when when when i when I started Nonsensical Nonsense, Tony Smoke and I had some fucking great shows together the three of us just just fucking hanging out just being and then when smoke went through and and we don't have to dive into it i'll just say smoke went through some trials and tribulations and i think blaze is familiar with them you know went through some trials and tribulations i'm like i don't know any of these motherfuckers got damn nerves that's weird for guys
03:48:55
Speaker
don't i know um i'm not going into i'm not going to I just said I don't know any of these motherfuckers like that. I know Smoke has always been good to me. Smoke has always had my back. So i but I'm going to ride with Smoke. And I didn't know and i didn't know Blaze back then.
03:49:08
Speaker
so You know what I mean? Smoke should have the wrench now. Oh, okay copy, copy. So, I mean, that's and that's the story of the belt was because I didn't and I wasn't live unless I was doing our show. And then I would randomly pop up with Tony D because what we used to Cara, I did I did the whole udo stuff.
03:49:33
Speaker
so at the car um and yeah and and and and My man's in them. Oh gee, oh gee, oh gee, man. Oh gee classic Yeah, classic I was in classic in the circuit for a while. haven't seen them in a while Classic in couple months ago Jeff and I had seen them in a while o g plastic popped in a couple months ago jeff and i Yeah, OG pops up in here every once in a while, man. That's that's that's my ands my guy. he' been some treatment shit yeah
03:50:06
Speaker
OG Classic. that's that's That's my guy, man. like like I didn't pop up on a lot of lives. you know I would watch some and I didn't really comment or anything like that, but I didn't pop up on a whole lot of stuff because you know it is what it is. Shut the fuck up. Cheers, damn it. Cheers to everybody.
03:50:23
Speaker
the top-notch tony belt that's what it like that it you four years to name it but i like it
03:50:31
Speaker
bill to have but top notch tony belt that's what it is top notch ant in the bur bit and i like that it took you four years to name it but i like it this one I you mean so that's it that's that's a cute belt, Tony D, but I got a wall full of them.
03:50:56
Speaker
I an urge shit like me. How about that? Don't stop us. Motherfucker, how many times did I have to whoop your ass in the top five? Because you picked your own numbers, son.
03:51:09
Speaker
right here this belt will will be newly rebranded either music and or nonsensical network but the important belt that's hanging on my wall is this belt right there
03:51:19
Speaker
took his own yeah oh man like are you right here actually shoutout to the dunsensical nonsenseance championship belt right here this belt will will will be newly rebranded either style of music handle or nonsensical network but the most important belt that's hanging on my wall is just motherfu belt right there And I tell motherfuckers that to the day I die.
03:51:41
Speaker
This is the most important belt right here. I'm going to tell everybody. Because that speaks on my character. I'm cutting you the fuck off. Y'all have no idea how happy and proud he was that Smoke sent him this belt. I was there for that. He said, oh my God. He said, I cannot believe. He cherishes that shit. That shit is jewelry. It speaks to my fucking character. It speaks to who I am.
03:52:02
Speaker
everybody who hates on me and everybody who wants to go back and check out the broadcast when he did his own um i forgot what it was called the championship championship belts yeah it was everybody belts that broadcasting with him and was huge to me i'll never forget a in the day everybody belts we had world champion i said give me the tnt belt let me see this is the AEW championship though. AEW was brand new back then.
03:52:29
Speaker
Somebody got the world heavyweight. Somebody got the universal. Somebody got the tennis. Somebody got the intercontinental. We did all that shit. Big smoke. That was smoke. That was smoke. And I was just being a jokester.
03:52:41
Speaker
I was just being a jokester. And I was like, hey, if you got a smoking skull, because Stone Cold is is like my... my number one, like, wrestling fandom, man. all time One of the all-time greats. That's, that's on on any list, going to put Stone Cold at the top.
03:52:58
Speaker
And I was just joking with smoke, and I was like, hey, man, if you got a smoking skull, man, send that shit to me. and i was And I was just a joke. I would have been grateful for anything, and he was like, he was like I got you. like No, man, this shit this shit means a lot to me. I know it's just, for non-wrestling fans or for people like that, like,
03:53:18
Speaker
This shit means a lot to me because it speaks on my character. It speaks on who I am as a person. Put that up when you get a chance. Yeah. like i had I had my man's back no matter what.
03:53:30
Speaker
And that's because I wasn't on all the other bullshit. And he sent that to me. So that that means the world to me at the end of the day. All good, my brother. All good, man. What's this? What's this? There you go.
03:53:43
Speaker
yeah um five Hey, where's the grocery store scene in all form? Oh, we're not doing that. I need a fucking check on a jackass.
03:54:07
Speaker
that was hilarious no and no man like like i said it might sound goofy it might sound whatever but no that shit means the world to me because like uh when when when everybody was against me man this shit spoke on my character and spoke on who i am so that's why i'm proudly displayed spoke on the leeway we gave you hey you shut your mind i'm a goddamn i'm a goddamn man
03:54:32
Speaker
Got my, got my, got my ghetto pass. I'm invited to all them damn barbecues. That's a barbecue pass. Yeah. Barbecue pass.
03:54:44
Speaker
yeah looks like that But I still got it I still got it.
03:54:51
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Smoke, I just want you to know. and is the good That is the good fella security right there. so you nu he's still stretch the bag and chipto
03:55:05
Speaker
i was high dude nikki oh man ah tony tony tony was still a part of this show that night nikki gave me a whole ass gummy and i disappeared on you and jeff and i was like after the first hour dude i almost died i almost died bro nikki put a whole ass gummy in my mouth and it's like two hours after i died and like i died man i died i was gone click was gone and she found me in the shower two hours later Man, I've been to hell. I've been to heaven. They both rejected my ass and sent me to purgatory.
03:55:42
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And then Nikki found me and I came back. I was resurrected like Jeebus on Easter Sunday. Jeebus. He said Jeebus. Jeebus. Jeebus. Jee
03:55:55
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i was i was resurrected like the chosen one jevis cribus i send it I'm laying in bed laying in bed.
03:56:11
Speaker
of a hit me, bro. I'm eating everything in the kitchen. i cu for but the first time i'm likebar so and and what ah yeah and all a sudden the munchies hit me bro and i'm eating everything in the kitchen Everything I could find. I'm eating all of this shit. Including her. Including her.
03:56:37
Speaker
didn't want to go down that route, but I mean, I come back here. The picture shows I got a peanut butter, banana, a potato chip sandwich, and a bag of veggie straws, bro.
03:56:52
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And I'm standing beside the bed. shit. yeah Happier than a kid on Christmas morning. And she's like, I need to get a picture of you. And I'm like, who Now Blaze has that picture.
03:57:05
Speaker
Because, bro, that was one of the greatest moments of my life right there. Just fucking high as a motherfucker.
03:57:18
Speaker
just fucking living life eating potato chip banana peanut butter sandwiches and eating veggie straws in bed and I was probably watching some weird ass true crime television on the TV living my best motherfucking life fuck you blaze you know what it's like to be high I'm not a partaker no no no
03:57:44
Speaker
yeah people I don't know what it means. what is yeah yeah i am not ah i am not i am not your normal i am not your normal partaker in the cannabis world oh man i literally literally literally die i literally died and i was resurrected and i kick him back
03:58:09
Speaker
but yeah i please zero i was i was living my best motherfuck life i've had two experiences with edibles first one um amazing amazing tony d there's actually a clip that i just put up not too long ago tony d said you can't even get up and and walk quick i'm winning this show and i rick flair his ass second one
03:58:36
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but second one I died and I was resurrected. It was pretty awesome. I'm just saying. but And I'll never do it again. I'll never do it again. I'll never do edibles again.
03:58:49
Speaker
Never, ever, ever, ever, ever. just Just like I said. Don't. You can't say that. but Shut your horn up, Blaze. I will not be tempted by the fruits of your evil. Here's the thing. One of these days, I'm going to be over, and you and Nikki are going to allow me to cook y'all a meal.
03:59:11
Speaker
hey next how to say why did you Next Saturday. The special meal. meal. special sauce.
03:59:26
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you won't even yeah yeah yeah blaze just so you know Nikki's going to put you in charge of me. And you've seen the picture. You have the picture. That's what you have to look forward to, please. oh no no no i'm not getting more than what you bargained for i'm just the maestro you have to you have to ride the full orchestra you have to ride the whole show out brother it's gonna be me standing in in front of you high as a motherfucker going what's Guys, guys, go follow Sunday.
04:00:12
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Smoke, Eli Knight. I appreciate it. appreciate it. Words are hard for me right now. and There he is. Yeah, Smoke's got the wrench now. sorry I put the link in there. Thanks for the wrench, Blaze. I put the link.
04:00:25
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Yeah, man. Sunday Night Smoke, man. Go follow the NTS World Travel Weekly. yeah and and and and yo yo and you go follow if you follow smoke see this is live on saturday he because i know this shit youtube give tony d give tony d your ranch god damn it no link tree won i mean they won't let you put it in in the chat for youtube link tree won't let you do it i've noticed that i'm more than one channel I don't know what Tony D's actual YouTube channel name is. I need to know. Tony D's. Tony D. is there tony d that Original. That's my link tree.
04:00:57
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Tony D's YouTube channel is Tony D loves Glick forever and ever and always. Forever. Forever. Forever. It's Tony D scarred by Glick forever.
04:01:11
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Sorry. If you all pull up on the, what do you call it on Saturday? Weekly travel news? World Travel Weekly. Oh, World Travel Weekly. I'm sorry, Smoke. jesus so if if yeah If you all pull up the what what do what do you call it on saturday weekly travel news get a reaction we travel yeah we travel weekly oh world travel weekly i'm sorry smoke if y allll pull up there give my man wapo give him all the shit Give him all kinds of hell.
04:01:43
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Get him fired up. Get him. My man. ah Today, i was like, i don't want to pull up. but a Fucking Swells is going all volcano.
04:01:56
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Yeah, K-9 had him had him wrap ah riled up last week with the list. You give him give him hell.
04:02:08
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Get him fired up. I love that cat. That's my dude, man. I love that cat, man. He is awesome. I can't wait. Oh, boy. Yeah. He said, sure he said, he said,
04:02:21
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what everybody thinks, Click. You got a pass. but Go ahead and say it. and I'm like, I ain't saying shit. You better fucking say it. Dude, he pulled up in here on a Saturday night.
04:02:32
Speaker
This has been months And he was in this has been months ago and he was in the chat And he was like, what up, I was like, oh, shit.
04:02:45
Speaker
He swells in the building. What's going on, man? He was like, say it and I was like, NTS in the building. He's like, no, it. I was like, fuck. He said, said, you was like, okay.
04:03:05
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he said you got pass saying like ah like opening
04:03:12
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ah so So this is my guy, man. I but fucking love set up the swirls and shout out to Charlie B outside. Charlie B outside. Be coming through for me that My guy too. Hey man, shout out to Ray. Shout out to Ray hitting 1K today, man.
04:03:31
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Yeah, Ray Elroy hit the 1K subs today. Salute to Ray Elroy, man. Let's sit on the private chair. yeah Newest member of the goodfellas Elroy super cool super smooth on the Super smooth R&B style cat I also want to say shout out smoke man cuz smoke took it on his back ah Wally and blaze just so you know smoke took it on his back He said we're gonna get the nonsensical network monetize we got to hit that 500 mark
04:04:07
Speaker
So Smoke took it on his back and said we're going to shout him out every week. um Yeah, we got to get you to the 500. yeah i was there. You know what I'm saying? We know that.
04:04:18
Speaker
My bad. Go ahead, Blaise. was you saying? Oh, no. I was just Tony put his link tree thing in the thing. I'm like, I need his YouTube name so I can put a wrench on his name.
04:04:30
Speaker
thank you mamon and hes And he puts the link tree thing in there and I click on it. I got log in. It's like shit type know they can give me the list just type some you guys some in a chat we in Make it easier. Yeah, just type something in the chat and you can just click on it. Easy for me, Tony. Thank you so much. Well, here's the thing. My late tree, I got it 18 and over.
04:04:54
Speaker
That's why. I guess I'm not 18 or over. Wow. No, Blake. I'm not. You're moving backwards and shit. but the shit man Glick's not even past the five-year-old stage. I mean, come on.
04:05:12
Speaker
He just pretends to be. Yeah, I'm talking about you, Skysquatch. Oh, Wally, I can't wait. to I cannot wait to tap your big ass out, Wally.
04:05:22
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and know One second. A little big boy.
04:05:29
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Dude, Wally's my guy, man. And and and and and and and over 30 years of being friends, we've only gotten nose to nose one time. And when we were nose to nose, we both realized, like, this isn't good for anybody.
04:05:44
Speaker
And Wally's actually a little, yeah, Wally's actually a bit shorter than me. But Wally's big. He's, like, around big. You what mean?
04:05:54
Speaker
However, Big Country over here was an m MMA fighter. but I'll still tap his big ass out. I'll grab him right by his fucking nutsack and tap him out. That's the easy to win.
04:06:07
Speaker
That'll be the only way to go to get it. There ain't no rules for fighting. I'll fucking poke him in his eye and twist his nutsack. Jesus Christ, we'll be all you want, Tony B. There are no rules to this shit.
04:06:26
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there No smoke. Come on. You know what I'm talking about? You from Jamaica, you from the make New York. there are No, no rules in this. community sun <unk>s No rules, man.
04:06:39
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know. He's a Jamaica, New York guy, too. That's right. You've got to be able to work up after you're done. There are no rules. maybe you go Don't make me go backwards. That's my rule to everybody. Don't make me go backwards.
04:06:51
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The tracks. Yeah. but
04:06:55
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Tony is a big oh big old boy too, man. Tony D and I might be a little bit bigger size-wise, but Tony D and I are height-wise. We're about the same, man. Size-wise. I'm just talking about and we got G&D security for the Goodfellas right here.
04:07:14
Speaker
That's it. That's a fact. That's a fact. Sounds good. like what another i um children turning teach said i don't want no part ah I don't want no part of the good fellas. I don't want no part of the NTS.
04:07:28
Speaker
I ain't leaving this goddamn country again. I ain't mad I just to your messenger. Check out what I got to deal with now having in your shoes with a teenage daughter.
04:07:43
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I don't even want to. he didn't have to You have to get the shot. You sent me that, man. Oh, Wally. Wally, Wally, Wally, Wally. That was for her military ball tonight. She came and seen me at work.
04:07:59
Speaker
At least she came to see work. shit. Wally, you slimmed down, bro. Oh, yeah. Oh, I should have seen that when you were here at my house. Dude, we were cursed with pretty daughters, man.
04:08:11
Speaker
we we were we were cursed with pretty daughters man yep i got two of them so shotgun ready wally you got the shotgun ready i've got the shotgun you name it it's all ready i got two i i got two of them too man i got two of them too man and like i said hey smoke like i said on ah like i said on on the show earlier man It ain't always about them guns, man. We get close to close, hand-to-hand combat. I'll go cartel on your ass. Full-on machete. I got a Rambo knife.
04:08:42
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man I got weapons stashed all over this house. I got one gun in this house, but it's not the gun you should be afraid of. um and Beware of the gun. What you should be afraid of is coming too close to the Sasquatch and allowing him to put his hands on you.
04:09:00
Speaker
missing that part in The sad part is... is Shooting you too easy is too easy. I'd rather make watch you suffer as I beat your ass over messing with my daughter. Yeah, and to of ds and Tony D's a girl dad. No, man. Tony D's a girl dad. I think Blaze has got a daughter as well, man.
04:09:20
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Blaze is like...
04:09:24
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She is married with a family now. She is a grown woman. Yeah, man. You got you got you got a grandbaby, Tony D. She is a family. and How's the grandbaby doing?
04:09:36
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day They are living life. They are good. She told me when she graduated college, I'm going. I said, all right, long as you're good. You know, you can call me if you need to. Blaise is like, I'm going to send my daughter's boyfriend out to Kentucky with a fucking communist.
04:09:49
Speaker
yeah Maybe a local brewery. Blaise, I got to know where the, where the, the, the, good the right-winged beer came from why did somebody give you that tonight and did it taste good no so they didn't give it to me tonight they gave this to me like last year i was uh oh you've had a whole beer for a whole last year oh how the hell did you do that one beer yeah hey no someone gave it to me i kind working and i started working for this dude and he is a total right-wing trump supporter
04:10:30
Speaker
And he bought a six pack of that conservative dad, ultra conservative beer. And he gave one beer out to the employees thinking that he, that all everybody that worked for him were Republicans.
04:10:45
Speaker
I got to get this gentleman. I got to get it. Congratulations. Blaise. Good seeing you Wally. Good being. You'll be good. Oh yeah. yeah get you and ah yeah So anyway, it's just been sitting here.
04:11:01
Speaker
i mean, i thought it I thought it was ironically funny. so Well, when you showed when you showed it, it was actually at kind of like the right time in the middle of the conversations you guys are having at the time that you showed beard off anyway. So, yeah.
04:11:17
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Tony D, if you got your ears on still, Smoke, you can let him know. He's got his ears on. Tony has a link. He can come back in here. Yeah.
04:11:26
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i Well, there's nobody in here, but was going to say, Blaze, you're more than welcome to share this out onto your YouTube channel if you want to. You don't have to, but you're more than welcome to. What's that?
04:11:38
Speaker
The show. The burp. Are you talking about on Chronic Contemplations? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, that's your channel name? That's your...
04:11:49
Speaker
So, no, I always keep it open for any of our guests who wants to share it out onto their channels. They're more than welcome to. So I just wanted to throw that out there.
04:12:02
Speaker
yeah What that, like a multicast? Yeah, yeah, see what you're talking about. Copy. Okay, okay. Yeah, so you can you could actually send it out to yeah you can you can send it out to your YouTube channel.
04:12:17
Speaker
That's your channel they're gonna be like Boys wild Thanks for the intro for my Thursday night show dude that was freaking awesome, man. love So
04:12:29
Speaker
but i get over but as i wanted to say thanks for the ah intro for my thursday night show dude that was fricking awesome man well i love it so So yeah, so Michael so michael and i and we and yeah like and I, we started sort of like a conversation type deal. I posted the first episode yesterday, Chronic Contemplations with Michael and Josh.
04:13:02
Speaker
ah Check it out. It's just two guys rapping about just whatever. um weeks is it's so funny we uh him and i recorded the other day and we kind of just spring a topic on each other and he's heard me in the past talk about free will so he popped that on me so that one will be published next week so yeah
04:13:28
Speaker
Michael, I don't know if you know Michael. Copenhaver is a stand-up comedian up from the Ohio area.
04:13:38
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Okay.
Promoting YouTube Channels
04:13:40
Speaker
Yeah, yeah. Pretty cool. You can find him on YouTube. Here, i'll type this shit in the comments if anybody wants to check his stand-up out.
04:13:50
Speaker
Yeah, drop out drop your link and ah drop Wally's also. Wally, you have a channel, you're saying, right? You have a you have a channel also? Yes, sir. Drop Wally's also, so I can just kind of just click on.
04:14:02
Speaker
Yeah. Oh, that's just the dude's name. Gotcha.
04:14:08
Speaker
I'm not going to find his name right now. Smoke, man. You're going to have to apologize. Take your time, bro. Take your time, man. I'm going to have to apologize because I am too stoned. I had invited Michael up tonight, but unfortunately... I just had a movie night with Sue.
04:14:26
Speaker
Sue wanted to watch the movie. There's my link from another channel, Smoke. so i just dropped it in the comments, dude.
Celebration of Life for a Friend
04:14:36
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is um unfortunately a while um he was out with Arliss earlier unfortunately they they had a friend pass away and they were doing a celebration of life so um you know shout out to Mike and Arliss and the southern outlaws family and Johnny bones in the building.
04:15:01
Speaker
Yeah, come on Johnny bones gone. Yeah, let all Johnny bones Shout out to and Michael and the family man, I know they lost a ah good friend this past week and they were doing a celebration of life. So, you know, and if him and Sue decided to come home and do a movie night, props to you, much deserved, much earned. And, uh, all that good, all that good. you
04:15:40
Speaker
I jumped on his life for a little bit today before Johnny Bong's, before I went to work today, he was working on stuff, dude. Jump I jump in I jump in man Johnny bones is Johnny bones. Oh, he's got that. He's got to Josh Allen on Jersey on again tonight represent the bills, son Yeah, man, I feel you bro
04:16:04
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what about price right here yeah man i feel you bro I jump into Johnny and I don't comment a lot, but at least let people know that I'm there and then I hang out and watch it. I definitely seen y'all join in. I appreciate that, man.
04:16:27
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Johnny Bones is our guy, man.
04:16:31
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Ooh, French press coffee. I dig it. nice. that oh nice I got to say, Smoke, shout out, man. I know you're i know you're delaying your China you challenge yeah To stop in Ohio, I gotta slap in Ohio. yeah <unk> It's actually it's actually in PA, a bro. So what some mean actually It's actually it's actually in PA so brisburg International is only like 45 minutes away from where we're getting married.
04:17:06
Speaker
Yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah upping So so if you if you need a ride I got you I can't I would like to I would like to say like Ain't nobody going to be shocked when you show up, man. i' My best man. And I hit up Rocky.
04:17:21
Speaker
However, my fiance, her dad, but my future father-in-law, his best friend, RIP Steve, man. good dude ah he was He was a black guy.
04:17:36
Speaker
And dude, her dad and him were the best of fucking friends. So like I would like to say that you guys are going to shock people, but at the end of the day I mean nobody's really gonna be that they might be more surprised that they that y'all show up on my side than anything else because apparently a big racist crackers Yes I'm gonna definitely have to stop there I would like to um, it's gonna be it's gonna be on a Saturday or a Sunday the um
04:18:10
Speaker
The wedding is on Saturday, it's the 25th. So so like i yeah ye I got to yelled at. I got yelled at about getting all the addresses I needed.
Streaming a Wedding Online
04:18:22
Speaker
Yeah, where's the invitations? i know I got all the addresses, but the invitations are not sent out yet. Yeah, exactly. Hold on, are we streaming that night?
04:18:33
Speaker
Yes, we will stream the wedding. Wow. but we're yeah we're go We're going to set up a camera. We're going to set up a camera. We're going to stream. I don't know who's going to be in control of chat or anything like that because Blaze is going to be our photographer.
04:18:49
Speaker
my best man is going to be <unk> be My best man is going to be the DJ and ah the Southern Outlaws will be there.
04:19:02
Speaker
But the lead singer of the Southern Outlaws is officiating the wedding. Oh, shit. Wow. yeah and so Dude, do you know you know you guys know what's fucking wild?
04:19:12
Speaker
You guys want to hear something that's fucking insane? What's up? I'm going to have more online friends slash guests of Glick's House of Music that I'll be at my wedding, then I will have family there.
04:19:30
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Dang. ah they actually and Actually, actually, actually, real life and real life friends, because I think I think, please.
04:19:42
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And I say real life friends. Don't take this wrong, smoke. Obviously, we've never met, but we have people that you might be the first that might be the first time that we meet. However, I do got to get to New York because you still got that electric. Yeah, if get to.
04:19:57
Speaker
yeah if you get it this someone thanks yeah But no, ma'am, I might my internet friends man, they're gonna they're gonna show up president and it's wild to me how many people that I've interviewed on clicks house of music that are like send the invite were there like I'm like real dudes you're done in Tennessee you're down and you're out in Texas like you're in Canada and they're like sending in but I'm fucking there Yeah, man, the flight, you know, quick flight <unk> bu Bang Bang
04:20:28
Speaker
but bang yeah yeah yeah traveling that's easy congratulations blaze said what is going on blaze says i can't handle you lee
04:20:48
Speaker
i'm worldwide uh blaze i'm worldwide i'm mr mr worldwide i'm beer brain tonight i'm just like beerbrained You're not you not smoking tonight?
04:21:01
Speaker
i'm hitting I'm hitting the dab, but I'm not like... I didn't do anything. I'm glad you didn't. um Last night, I'm glad last night you learned your lesson. The last night I took the appropriate amount. The week before, the week before, I had that shit handled.
04:21:20
Speaker
That shit hit me like halfway through the head. I'm like, oh, my My man smoked blazing a wall last night. And then I kept fucking with him in the chat.
04:21:33
Speaker
And he was like click people put all these goddamn words in the chat. I'm not trying to tell a nor was that throw shit Was that Friday night? Yeah, it was last Friday. Yeah, and it was less Friday oh
04:21:49
Speaker
Dude the blaze hit a wall And then I was like, I'm sober as fuck I'm gonna fuck with blaze but Say vice versa
04:22:07
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shit i don' <unk>s say vicesor ver version was a
04:22:17
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Motorsports and reptiles. Interesting. didn Yeah, just some traffic, Pierce. Pierce, motorsports and reptiles. When Wally first came to the network, it looked like, hey, Wally's coming to the network. He's going to do a show about reptiles and motorsports.
04:22:40
Speaker
And he's going to need like a logo. Yeah. I don't know. I don't know how to fuse those things together. I'm so confused. ah Reptile and motorsports is definitely a big difference.
04:22:58
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It's a wide range between between the two of them. help us make it that that though That was my sentiment as well. like That could bring opportunity you to have diversity to your community.
04:23:09
Speaker
Definitely. not definitely definitely We made it work. we made it work we mean it took It took me a little bit, but we made it work. Blaze, you fucking killed it, man. i mean it did with what I got now that you did for me, for my intros and everything else, it fucking worked great.
04:23:26
Speaker
I appreciate it man. better I can do better. ah hey At least it ain't the shit that Jeff did for me. Come on, now. That was just stupid. Don't even.
04:23:40
Speaker
I don't want to – I plan on to going on my Jeff rant probably Sunday after 10 o'clock. when i So I have a a string i was planning on doing. um Hold on a second. Hold on a second. Hold on a second. Hold on second. I got a pull rank. I got a pull rank.
04:24:00
Speaker
Okay, as the captain of the shift as the holder as the holder of the great ball when I say it rants about jeff i you gotta go on Here the network might go do i here hyperbole and might have been a little bit you got it You gotta do it on the network you can't like you can't like hide that no no this this is definitely goingnna be onmon net this is i'm gonna this is my my sunday So Scrap That's a hammer oh shit Check us out i've been trying what's your so are using here so project down here i'm like
04:24:33
Speaker
yeah you didn know that hell yeah man that's fucking awesome so i scrap i i grow that's a hammer oh shit let do check us out man check us out
04:24:54
Speaker
i'm getting i'm getting two more i'm getting the nonsensical nonsense hammer and i'm getting the uh the uh
04:25:02
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as you were saying blast the god of gun ah
04:25:12
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I'm
04:25:15
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going to do a solo project here on the network. Oh, so that's tomorrow. That's different. After 10.
04:25:26
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to do i never I have, I have, I have, there's, there's, there's this, there's this, uh, uh, uh, police body cam footage going around that's,
04:25:37
Speaker
pretty fucked that I want to they talk about. then i was And probably going to do like why I'm happy Jeff left the channel.
04:25:48
Speaker
And then I'm going to ask. Are you going to be done by one o'clock tomorrow? That's all I got. do do all the sales I work three to ten tomorrow, so I'm going to stream tomorrow after 10 p.m. So it'll be.
04:26:05
Speaker
Oh, too tomorrow night. I thought you were saying 10 a.m. Okay. you know No, no, no. Yeah, the only reason I said something about smoke that Blaze did better than Jeff, he took a picture of a Mercedes sports car and took a picture of my iguana that I actually own and just like sat it on top of it and said, here you go.
04:26:26
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that's what he did hey jeff put the amount of jeff effort into it straightforward ah me pageig jeff carbon right jeff jeff put the amount of jeff effort into
04:26:59
Speaker
what's the opposite of maxim effort jeffer minimum we're gonna have to get that patent that's so that you ah so dashtag gen man Oh, shit.
04:27:18
Speaker
Just been getting tattoo designs done, brother. It looks like you're freaking doodling on some, man. Oh, yeah. Well, I'm trying to get this face
Tattoo Concepts and Design
04:27:28
Speaker
concept. It didn't get fully finished, as y'all can see.
04:27:31
Speaker
I'm trying to get it under clean paper since I already got the idea down. You got nose. You got both the eyes there. okay. okay yeah Is that like a witch?
04:27:42
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So, this is something actually called the Dharma.
04:27:47
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And, okay so Japanese mythology. Dharma as in, like, Hindu Dharma? Yeah. Okay. So this tattoo form, actually, Irizumi, goes into heavy stuff about that.
04:28:02
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I'm actually, with each one of these pieces, I'm doing a full-out written study that I'm still in the makings of. It's probably going to take me a couple of years.
04:28:13
Speaker
Shit, man. Hell yeah, man. Hell yeah. yeah I know you were an earlier today when I when I jumped in and said what's up and everything before I went to work I seen some of the stuff you were working on earlier today when you were on your channel and stuff man you really since you first come on and showed us some of this when you first popped up dude that's come a long way in just a couple weeks that we've since we've known you you've been killing it even freaking killing it ah thank you for that I appreciate hearing that brother that goes a long fucking way with what I'm doing
04:28:46
Speaker
Hey, we're here to support each other, so, i mean, that's the way we are. Good people, man. Keep coming around, y'all. Good fucking people. and like And like Glick says, if you don't like us, fuck you.
04:28:57
Speaker
That's plain and simple. That's blatant as you can be these days. Basically, yeah. I appreciate the honesty. yeah Pretty much always been the mantra.
04:29:09
Speaker
now I appreciate that kind of honesty. Well, with the way today's society is everybody gets offended for somebody sneezing in their direction. I mean, well, you might as well just go all out and really hurt your feelings. So ah just tell them the fuck off. ah but yeah Like I told you all about the brain surgery stuff. As far as thinking a little bit funny on some days, trying to read somebody can be a fucking nightmare. So I just best say fuck you if the vibes aren't right and continue on my day.
04:29:37
Speaker
tell most of us That's how most of us are that's how I am glick I know you're that way if you don't you're not feeling the vibe and and Unfortunately for me i am ah I'm an empath and and and I'm as and I am an observer observer ah of people I Read people like nerds read books um ye So, yeah, like if the vibes ain't right and the shit gets you feeling in some sort of way, then you better go with how you're feeling because nine times out of ten, you're 100% right. And I've never been proven wrong.
Personal Dynamics and Intuitions
04:30:21
Speaker
Man, my gut, my brain, my if I start to feel some sort of way about a situation. 99.99999999% of the time,
04:30:32
Speaker
i've been one hundred percent rate yeah man it's fucking intuition gotcha well and that's the thing is is a i get a bad gut i've always stuck by it if i get a bad gut feeling about something usually follow my gut feeling because that's that again nine times out of ten it's usually the fucking right it's right and so i brought the bodyguard on yeah man so yeah coming around refreshing good vibes actually know how to have a decent conversation just naturally
04:31:03
Speaker
It's a shockingly to say it's hard to find in this world and it's it's good to come by. Yeah. Hell yeah. Yeah, that's where you see the growth of online communities and, you know, people pairing together on podcasts and shit like that, you know?
04:31:22
Speaker
Yeah. extend line line sorry. You got a few. ah No, you're good, man. Then you got a few of them out there. ah I mean, I'm going to throw it out there because I see it where in my reptile hobby where I keep my snakes and everything else, you'll have like your little certain cliques that'll gang up on this couple people over here to try to get everybody to turn against you.
04:31:47
Speaker
And it's kind of the same way with, you know, some of these damn podcasts that I've seen that. they And they don't really amount to nothing. I mean, it's not just
Clique Behaviors and Tribalism
04:31:56
Speaker
in general. There's more to show up for in this world.
04:31:58
Speaker
There's more to show up for yourself in this world than any of that. You know, Glick, that's pretty interesting. And I just want to read something real quick. but so I noticed when I was going through the... When I was adding Smoke as a moderator, and I get to see the hidden users that has been blocked from the channel.
04:32:17
Speaker
Apparently, there's been an onslaught of Jesus attackers... oh here here here is a list of the of the people that have blocked dude i'm a christian that makes me feel bad but it's funny it's funny it's don't want to put that image out on people i want to bring peace it's jesus uncle jesus dog jesus wife jesus christ jesus ah jesus grace
04:32:48
Speaker
jesus cousin jesus cousin jesus nephew jesus nephew grandmother son those old trolls wow that's crazy jesus' cousin jesus cousin he's nephew jesus nephew grandmother whats to hell jesus son thoses those are alls they all char oh wow that's fucking crazy for real there That shit is hilarious, dude.
04:33:18
Speaker
this is i said All All the jeebus's. It's like, so we're going to ban this one, so we're just going change the name ah afterwards and just keep going on and on and on and on and on and yeah Yeah. Yeah, You know what? you know you you know You know who does that? Shout out to Jason, NYC.
04:33:39
Speaker
It's Jason and all of his 900 fucking accounts. Oh, is that him? However, however, however, shout out to swells Even though he
04:33:58
Speaker
however however however shout out to swells even though he lied to me even those swells got damn wires lab it And he was like, he was like, let me jump on my phone. I got like, like You actually su elses was like let me jump on my tro accounts i got like eight of them bitches i'm going to follow you the nonsensical network because again shall he doesn't have eight fucking around he probably just oh your has one but i know he
04:34:29
Speaker
you you you just has one i don' i don't know he help he you switch choose d on and toolss but i know he has one you went you into the yeah yeah yeah i you use many you were microphone you actually Yeah, you you ah you you you jumped out to go take care of some business in swells and I had to come back and run the show. That's what she's like, man. go got My bad, bro. I only got three. troll accounts I was like, you lying you No, I'm just playing.
Using Troll Accounts Humorously
04:35:03
Speaker
So this my guy. Like, i don't I like, I don't know this from nothing. But swells is my guy. he folkses dude He's like the.
04:35:11
Speaker
one is ah he's He's like a troll also and shit, actually. yeah We all got got a little troll in us. No, no, no. Swells and I fuck with each other, man.
04:35:22
Speaker
We fuck with each other. That's my dude. Swells is my guy. no
04:35:29
Speaker
It's funny if you got the troll where you where you can go fuck with people that you don't like and it's like okay but you know i'm not I'm not i'm not saying this is an actual thing but allegedly allegedly Blaise and i have troll accounts
04:35:53
Speaker
That's a no one. Allegedly. Allegedly. You may never know. didn't do shit. I was just a motherfucking cameraman. All I can say is it happens.
04:36:08
Speaker
It happens, bro. It happens, bro. Yes, it does. Surprise the wife. Oh, I think glick just to let everybody know when I did my show talking about what I told you and blaze about the ah Business adventure on the side. I was talking about doing that like a educational zoo Not open Jurassic Park. God damn it. Stop it. Oh, yeah.
04:36:34
Speaker
Well, I just got nothing. I know Oh shit oh What'd you do that me Maybe that is what I think my I got to refresh my page. Hold on.
04:36:49
Speaker
god damn ninjas. Who lets a ninja in here? Like, did you know how to get out? Did you have swells was in here? I would have yelled at for not saying it. it keeps me accountable, dude. Swells. Swells keeps me accountable, man. He was like.
04:37:06
Speaker
You got the pack. I'm like, I'm not saying that shit. Have you seen what I look like, bro? I'm saying that shit. He was like, you allowed. Just say it. I'm like, nah, I ain't saying it.
04:37:18
Speaker
No, I actually may made up might have actually, it's not official. I'm going to sit down and talk. I may have backing for a building to actually start that project with. Nice.
04:37:32
Speaker
I'm actually here in Mount Vernon, man. Hell yeah, man. Hell yeah, dude.
Educational Zoo Plans
04:37:36
Speaker
I don't you don't know what i I don't know what blaze and I can do to help you but you know we got your back bro.
04:37:43
Speaker
Oh No, I just you know the aspect of everything the no and believe it or not. It's a familiar building to You remember Michael J's the Mazza building?
04:37:54
Speaker
Oh shit for real Yeah, it may be that it may be that part of the building that's still Why not
04:38:03
Speaker
why not Yeah, it's perfect right downtown. Yeah. Why didn you need throw that down when they tore everything else down? They they tore the Maz apart down, but decided they didn't tear down of that building was actually fully remodeled. The only reason.
04:38:19
Speaker
So they thought about, they got it up for sale and shit. So, and it's got parking, but the only dilemma with the parking is, I don't think there'll be enough, but it'll work for what I, to get started.
04:38:31
Speaker
I know. Oh, yeah. yeah no dude i do I've been looking into that shit. So. So what's going on? Hold on minute. First and foremost, don't, don't, don't, don't.
04:38:44
Speaker
First and foremost, hold on a second. Are you fucking drunk? No, I'm drunk. Shut the fuck up. Get back with yourself. Slap slap yourself a few times, Blake. Come back to reality, fool.
04:38:56
Speaker
It's Saturday. Yeah, first and first. Yeah, well, okay.
04:39:02
Speaker
yeah You know what? You know what I'm doing tonight that I didn't do? I'm not in my feelings. I'm not my feelings tonight. Not yet. I'll get my feelings after nobody else around. No, you won't. i'm just I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. No, I'm not my feelings tonight.
04:39:14
Speaker
No, no, no, no, no. no um No, Wally, first and foremost, shame on you, you son of a bitch. Don't ever ask if Blaze and i are going to have your back. Just let us know what you're doing, man. And I think I can speak for Blaze on this. well Back on what? Yeah, don't ask me. Because if you have to ask me, then I've got to question what it is you're about to do.
04:39:36
Speaker
No, no, no, no, no. nope In the immortal words of Will Smith and Mark Okay, Blaise. It's better just to ask me that. Sometimes it's better just to after the crime is committed to help you bury the body. Don't ask me why you need the body, Barry. You just need that you need to buy and No, no, no.
04:39:58
Speaker
mean, I'll help you, but the less I know, the better. I'm just saying. shit i out less you love oh i mean i'll help you with the less i know the better but so goodness yes yeah Bye. See Jeffrey Jr. It's me and you, Blaze and Johnny. We're good. Oh, damn it's i don't find her know y'all that that That hurt my feelings. You called me Jeff Jr. You know what? had to come back. go on us You bailed on us, so what's the difference? I'm saying i'm just saying. We we ride together.
04:40:33
Speaker
We die together. Bad boys for the light. Anyway, because he already left before I got back in time. Later, Smoke. the trump will be back I think smoke will be back. I think i'll be back yeah he said he had to go refresh his Laptop or some shit was fucking up on him. So he had to go reset everything but no what I talked to you about Throwing money your way doing me up some flyers and shit once I get to all the ideas I want done of how to be I'm done and stuff for my ah reptiles. Oh, yeah, you
04:41:04
Speaker
You told me talk to you. You know, maybe I do to start charging people for that kind of shit. Yeah, okay. No, but I mean, when it comes to it, when it's all set in stone and I'm ready to get everything going and stuff, yeah I'm going to have you come up with my flyers and give you make sure all the information on what I'm doing with my reptile kind of zoo deal open to the public thing to educate people.
04:41:29
Speaker
I want you to be the man that does my shit, and I'm going to throw you money for doing it. okay so i'm just getting everything so this is basic dinner was bla o this is my solo thing that i'm doing it's on the network but it's but it's on the network blaze solo thing yeah man with blazing yeah so yes hell yeah dude That'll be awesome. can i'll be able to take Check out the game cartridge in the back. It says nonsensical nonsense on the back. Oh, I see.
04:42:08
Speaker
There's a guy underneath that tree with the sword fighting that skull. Oh, my God. That is sweet. But no, no, I actually got a lead on. ah I actually got a lead on a possible ah backing to help me get get started with a building to do this.
04:42:27
Speaker
in the hometown so and it's actually an old stomping grounds me and glint used to run around back in the day it's part of it you're gonna open up your own uh lizards are us pretty much other than uh with it is it's more of uh gonna be kind of a display and ah strictly all reptile thing. It's not going to have like, you know, cats or anything. It's to have the snakes and lizards.
04:42:54
Speaker
Lizards are us, not pet are us. Right. And it's going to, I'm going to do kind of educational, educate people um on the animal on the reptiles and stuff that they don't know. so Lucy's baby dad. Oh it' me smoke Metro world smoke in the building.
04:43:15
Speaker
This is my baby. Daddy. Hold on a goddamn minute. Oh man. Yeah. No one was my ah can you hear me? Yeah yeah yeah thus Okay, yeah my ah my storage is all uh my storage is full on the laptop you always hear me complaining about the ship for like the last few weeks so i'm gonna fire up the new laptop tomorrow uh so after a while the starts acting kind of funky so i kind of like got kicked off the panel i don't know what the hell happened shit started getting slow because then i went on the phone and switched over to my troll account to sub to the channel lucy's baby daddy and uh
04:43:55
Speaker
So that was me in the chat room before I jumped on the panel. Because I wasn't sure if I was going to appear as Lucy's baby daddy. So I wanted to give you a heads up if you see in the back, like, who the hell is that?
04:44:08
Speaker
so all dude i I'm the same way. i'm just doing minute Hold on just a minute. what's up theres the ah oh Oh, you cannot, man, you got to get up pretty goddamn early in the middle the night to get one fast goal.
04:44:29
Speaker
ah I know that face. Oh, swells. You silly son of a bitch. i go know nothing a None to know nothing about nothing when it comes to crisscross.
04:44:45
Speaker
Oh, man, this shit is funny as hell. Man, in the real game, man. I'm realest motherfucker. so Bring me along. Oh, dude. No the fuck. No the fuck.
Technical Issues and Upgrades
04:44:59
Speaker
No the fuck. I'm sorry. fool. um over here um over here acting a godtdamn fool Hey, why not? It's Saturday night, man. Cut loose, bro. Fuck it.
04:45:18
Speaker
Oh, Smoke, I gotta talk to you in private. so good smoke ah Oh, you know I love you. man.
04:45:32
Speaker
Where the fuck is Swells at? Where the hell is this goopy ass at? Where my man at? He'll wake up. Swells, where's your ass up?
04:45:42
Speaker
You'll get like up at like fucking two in the morning and shit and jump in the group chat like, yo what so
04:45:50
Speaker
yo, what's up? We got like a you up to buck 15 left.
04:46:00
Speaker
I am not in control of this. I am not in control of this stream. Blaze is now in control of this stream. And we got a buck 15 left. What did I say? What did I say before? What were my words before I joined this network?
04:46:14
Speaker
I have no idea. wait That is way too much authority for me, sir. Something like that. Hey, I cannot i cannot i cannot be placed in control of anything. The great power will come from me. It's on you, buddy.
04:46:29
Speaker
Wally, you got this. Wally, it's on you. Wally. You can say, okay. You can say, oh, hold on. I'm leaving. See you. and you can say that je ah you know you know what wall he's your control um you abolish um and know the last time i did that somebody your reach quit i should be careful oh hold on i'm leaving see buy i'm not here Yeah, Blaze. Way to fucking...
04:47:06
Speaker
cause my co-creator and co-host to just off himself holy shit no way way come line because because it's christian in the building also called hill that night too what's up of all oh what's brother um was that's my good i'll congratulate you in your native tongues
04:47:40
Speaker
and i so bri we fucking composition there buddy you're a fucking nerd
04:47:46
Speaker
um wield mo near you son of the bitch and you don't respect is the he is the dad of dunder the guy um that right nowll alright right i'll congratulate you in your native tone i you racist you racist piece of shit shit let's see if i can reboot this damn computer this shit is all come on smoke just go get the new computer stop stop being nostalgic
04:48:29
Speaker
at one point damn all my shit is going haywire um how come that muted everybody but glick and smoke not that i'm because i because because i'm a fucking god because i'm the guy he's the god of dunder I'm going to put you a I'm going to put you in a four finger smoke that crazy you you give you my all you wonder don you can't mute you chapping out like a bitch
04:49:04
Speaker
oh ah all i see is like people umm gonna put you in house um gonna put you in a ven nervousver forefinger your fall hole smoke i used smoke woo Yeah, Smoke, we got you.
04:49:22
Speaker
You dirty little whore. ah You're a whore, Wally. hey can hear we can hear we can hear We can hear Smoke. Smoke, dude. Stop fucking around.
04:49:33
Speaker
Stop being nostalgic, man. Get the new computer, bro. Get the new computer, bro. You already got it there. I'm only being nostalgic with my old ass. but yeah Hey, look, it's the Glick. Brian's got the Glick up.
04:49:48
Speaker
fucking what he said what hell is that that's okay isn't it isn't that from fucking pirates of caribbean isn't that captain's squid face uh no that is your family clan of the wookies he said i'm gonna take a bong rip yeah man shit yeah bad yeah
04:50:15
Speaker
christiannic ah if chris now Chris, are you doing a bong hit? No. Chris, are you drinking some Glickwisers?
04:50:29
Speaker
Do not send your wiener to anybody on this panel. Chris, are you doing any sort of drugs right now?
04:50:37
Speaker
Chris Technician, how you doing, brother? Not even sugar. oh yeah you go Y'all gonna put some respect on this motherfucker's name. Hell yeah.
04:50:49
Speaker
Chris Technician is the OG-est of the OGs.
04:50:56
Speaker
Man, smoke gets your shit right. Just get on your phone, bro. You don't have to. You don't have no responsibilities. You ain't got nothing other than just be on the panel.
04:51:08
Speaker
Just get on your phone. Stop fucking with that old ass computer. Stop feeling nostalgic. ah set up a new laptop i know you got the new computer because you said it today just get on your phone and bring your ass back up here chris technician oh geez man did you want me to you want to customize do you want me to customize your shirt man when i that i'm not granted um and sure you got Goddamn king.
04:51:39
Speaker
He's a Wookiee, Bigfoot, Sasquatch, caveman, taxidermist. Brian's a piece of shit. Brian's a racist piece of shit. Brian just loves you, Rick.
04:51:52
Speaker
You know what? if it if you know If it wasn't for the fact that but Brian will smoke my meat if he ever comes up here, I'd take care of business.
04:52:04
Speaker
but I'd handle my business. Hey, you got a little white stuff there in the corner of your mouth, Glick.
04:52:12
Speaker
Brian's going to have some white stuff on his face. Brian's going to have a whole lot of white stuff on his face. I'm going to go. He don't want none of that. Come on his face.
04:52:25
Speaker
ain't going to get the, he's going to eat them sweet Sasquatch juices. is e gonna i'm gonna marinate I'm gonna marinate his beard
04:52:43
Speaker
yeah johnti bos and i love the hell out of johnny ball it's like that's my dude um can like take me what's up but i cru didn you on the big screen sudden I love Johnny Boggs. That's my dude man bills mafia Fucking always my camera johnny bos man i love johnny boggs that's my dude man bill's mafia represent sittingtin ah little fuck fuck know where's my camera saying fuck
04:53:15
Speaker
oh don flipland your baties you there go blades in the building but please i know we need it watch
04:53:28
Speaker
Yeah, man. johnny bongs just john Johnny Bongs is the guy, man. Representing the Bills Mafia. Got that Josh Allen shit. Oh, shit!
04:53:39
Speaker
Joe Flacco! Joe Flacco! Yeah, man. Bills Mafia in the house. Hold on. You wear that shirt 24-7?
04:53:50
Speaker
i put it I literally put it in the washer, put it in the dryer, put it back on. Hell yeah. That's a Bills. That is ah a Buffalo Bills fan. That is a Buffalo Bills fan because Josh Allen to Buffalo is the second coming of Jeebus Kribbis.
04:54:09
Speaker
going but tell me on joe where flael like half the month yeah fucking wash it once a year ah tell me i wrong Tell me I'm wrong, Johnny Bones.
04:54:24
Speaker
Josh Allen is the second coming of Jeebus Kribbist. He just made He just made fucking beat. He can pull up miracles. Yeah, man.
04:54:36
Speaker
Dude's big. He's strong. He's no Tebow. He's not going to build for the fucking game. but but a fucking i understand he's no Tebow.
04:54:52
Speaker
tea oh i don't want to get into sports conversation right all got to say about tim tebow hey brian
04:55:02
Speaker
<unk> it i don't wanna to get into a sports conversation right now but oh my god oh i don want to get i don't i don't want to get into the sports conversation right now all i got to say about tim tebow hi brian dude if tim tebow would have switched his position and pulled his head out of his ass and became a tight end tim tebow might have been one of the best tight ends in nfl history i'm gonna disagree with that yeah you
04:55:36
Speaker
and shut here piper you fucking wo peter are you poor but i'm just saying i'm just I'm just saying I'm just saying man I'm just throwing it out there Tim Tebow might have been one of the greatest tight ends in all of NFL history I can fucking disagree with that at all So Brian what is Wookie pie?
04:55:58
Speaker
Oh Greenfield I hate all of you think world is a Greenfield? it Greenfield? Oh look at the time it's time to end the show I think the beautiful time No it's not what?
04:56:13
Speaker
but a great show thank you guys for four years everybody else please shut the fuck up ah so you know well and because i actually like monitor that five nowgs every time it goes over six hours i got like hey man want give me a favor
04:56:36
Speaker
you know what those That was actually a pretty spot-on more cuter than it was I forgot to it for last Saturday, so last Saturday's not on podcast yet.
04:56:49
Speaker
sir Hey, buddy. is it way It went 30 minutes over. I ain't cut it yet. It was 30 minutes, man. it was that And then, dude, we did that we did the we did the yeah we did the after show for Patreon, and I was listening to it.
04:57:04
Speaker
And Blaze cut me off, and I'm like, wow, I look like a fucking asshole, man. And I was just fucking with Mike. Blaze at the end, he was like, don't do that. And and i was like,
04:57:18
Speaker
I don't even remember that. That wasn't Blaze that did it. That was actually Michael that did it. and ah know who did it I don't know who did it, but I was just was literallyling just like yeah I was literally just fucking but Because Mike and I had a whole ass conversation about deadpanning people, you know, like looking super serious.
04:57:44
Speaker
Yeah, like we we had the conversation the night before and and it it Mike was like and Mike was like Can I tell you something and I'm like, I'm not even listening to you anymore.
04:57:57
Speaker
and I was deadpan and blazes like don't do that. And then and I was like it fuck you with I Wasn't i truly wasn't being an asshole a i thought it was blazed that into and i'm Like wow, congratulations glick you're a piece of shit all the more reason to eat a fucking bullet, you know like like but No Like I'm just fucking her up
04:58:29
Speaker
but like an that do that oh ima through much yeah last song right and I knew the show in his laptop or Yeah.
04:58:40
Speaker
shit the bed or like five i two hours i was like fuck it um shut it down anyway yeah yeah like's like fuck i'm like yeah but like everybody thank you for tuning in we're out and that was the end of oh like i'll say this i will say this I'll say this again, this show right here, when I start streaming, it will be YouTube live only. I'm not i'm not uploading this anywhere else.
04:59:07
Speaker
YouTube, and I'll stream it to fucking Facebook, and then probably Twitch. What is big banter going to be about? Is that where you're going to be like showing videos and shit like that? I'm going to show videos. I might be fucking playing video games. I talk shit. Just whatever. Hell yeah.
04:59:26
Speaker
I like it. Hell yeah. I'm down. Are you going to do it live or are you just going to? It will be live. It will be live. It won't be like anybody can come up. I will let people up. If somebody just wanted come up and do shit. Yeah, yeah. It's fine.
04:59:42
Speaker
Yeah. When are you going to do it, man? I mean, we got to promote it. We can't just talk about it. We got to promote it. Like, when are going to do it? It's not going to be in every night, in every week thing. It's just going to be like. Okay. So, whenever you get the urge. The first thing is tomorrow night. Tomorrow night after I get out of work, I clock out at 10. I might get home after I'm done getting high. But tomorrow night after work. feel like.
05:00:08
Speaker
i I feel it. I feel it. I feel it. What time you start tomorrow after I get high? What time is that? Whenever that is. just Just remember. okay like Have a peanut butter jelly sandwich before you go on air. Fuck yeah.
05:00:25
Speaker
Brian. Brian, shut up. You and your midnight fucking food attacks. um This motherfucker. Alright, Brian. I love you, dude. This motherfucker is in a Snapchat group with us.
05:00:39
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And he is food 24-7. And I'm not against food. I love me some food. Let me tell you how to make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. But like when i'm in like the like I'm engrossed in like munchies, and then he just out of nowhere throws up, oh, let's toast the bread with peanut butter and jelly. I'm like, oh, that does sound good.
05:01:03
Speaker
That sounds mighty good. But I'm too lazy for the toasting. then I'm like, you should use Nutella. Nutella. Oh, yeah. And then I'm sitting there at the restaurant today like waiting to pick up an order for DoorDash and it's crepes.
05:01:21
Speaker
And what's on these crepes besides just strawberries and bananas? Nutella. oh No shit. Yeah, Nutella, banana, and strawberry crepes. o you aint oh If you ain't done that,
05:01:37
Speaker
in You're not living life yet Agreed Glick's over here zoning out on everybody Defra, I do tell it's good too No, no, I'm ordering beer You're ordering beer?
05:01:55
Speaker
ah feel it I'm ordering beer That's the thing I'm hoping i get a sir I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm fucking kidding.
05:02:07
Speaker
It doesn't like the show's over in like 58 minutes. Yeah, no, well, I'm not over in 58 minutes.
05:02:21
Speaker
That'll make her happy, I'm sure. No, she's not coming home tonight, so. Okay. oh Look he's got that the twins working overtime the night then what twins She's not coming home tonight love still with ones yeah and and that not not v twins or v but we could
05:02:53
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yeah she's ah she's not coming on tonight um She went out like she would you hit that top dead center, Betty? Oh, and so when it's all really She's not yeah, no, she's not coming over me. She's like, I'm not even gonna really drink that much and i'm like She's like, yeah, what'd you do to piss her off not to come home?
05:03:16
Speaker
Oh she's like like whatd you do what you do to piss her off not to come along no i do i do impromptu We impromptu plan an entire weekend next weekend. No, no, no, That actually... that actually did it Oh, God, I got to get rid of that.
05:03:35
Speaker
I don't want that. I want that, and I want three of... Do I want three or four?
05:03:45
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I feel that. ah want I want ah three brunettes, one blonde, two redheads... And a couple burgundy's That's your Put it in glick Partridge in between my legs um I Got a piss no oh i i get that ah I'm just this Hey blaze he said he's got pissed so he's gonna try out those V twins and see if it's up dead center
05:04:24
Speaker
shouldn't Trust me I do not need the blow i just need yes I just need right here oh so like a blown vow pincher and ed um just needs a pincher if you're like I If you're leaking cool cool Then uh You got a blown head gasket Yeah oh whoa These sons of bitches don't take 40 goddamn minutes to bring me beer from a place that's five minutes away from me Walk to it.
05:04:56
Speaker
o surprisingly you I mean, to be honest, we're we're we're done in life for you. ah Well, I'm not done.
05:05:07
Speaker
You might be done, I'm not done. He's like, Nicky ain't coming home. don't need a whole ass. You're right.
05:05:18
Speaker
You're right, Blaze. Yeah, you're right, Blaze. I don't need...
05:05:23
Speaker
I have one more beer left, and there's no place for me to get beer where I'm at. Every place is hard. You're right, Blaze. You're right, Blaze. I don't need a tall pack. I'm just going to get three tall packs, which is the equivalent of six beers.
05:05:37
Speaker
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Beer Economics. I talked him down to a six-pack. glaships and I don't know how many beers I have left in my refrigerator, first and foremost. I know I have a tall boy in there.
05:05:55
Speaker
I walked into a dispensary one time and tried to talk myself down to an eighth and left with a whole fucking ounce. I don't know how I did it. God, I know I have to be 21. Blah, blah, blah, blah. Shut up.
05:06:11
Speaker
Fucking 21. Jesus. Jeebus Kribbis. It's still going to take 40 minutes to get three tall boys to live. I'm sure it'll be there. Wait minute. Hold on. Hold on a goddamn minute. It'll probably be there a lot sooner. They're pretty liberal. do I have to spend?
05:06:27
Speaker
How much do I have to spend? So what if I get four of them?
05:06:34
Speaker
I'm not going to drink them all, but what if I get four of them?
05:06:39
Speaker
Just order the damn things and shut up. I mean. Goddamn. You want to charge me? now I'm getting a fucking 12-pack. You're going to charge me $20 for a goddamn four tall boys for fucking eight beers?
05:06:56
Speaker
Man, you goofy-ass bitches got me fucked up three ways from Sunday. Who buys alcohol just to leave hanging around for a while?
05:07:06
Speaker
Man, stop it. Delete it out of my car. Stop fucking playing with my emotions right now. you Shit! Stop playing with my emotions. Are you not getting beer now? What's going on? No. Dude, no! dude They wanted to charge me $20 for four tall boys.
05:07:25
Speaker
$5 a tall boy? That's like two bucks a tall boy? You're paying for convenience, though, dude. Listen to the words that are going to come out of my mouth right now. I can get a 12... Shut up, please!
05:07:46
Speaker
You're paying for not getting a DUI. I understand that. however, get 12-pack of Pounders for $15. I...
05:07:55
Speaker
i can get a twelve packc of pounders for fifteen dollars
05:08:02
Speaker
i it's it's it's It's beer economics, ladies and gentlemen. I can either get... i gen i can either get the Ding ding classes in you sons of bitches. no I'm a arrang i like in the word with and and sixteen that sixteen sixteen ounce sixteen ounce handss john where there's twenty people a little away
05:08:27
Speaker
and so so tall it i for johnny over there um light at a time Stop fucking with me. got to get this order in before they stop selling beer in Ohio. But a tall boy is 24 ounces. For four of them, which equals eight. four tall boys, 24 ounces, which equals $8, they're going to charge $22. For 12-pack of pounders, which is 16 ounces, the math.
05:08:48
Speaker
for four tall boys twenty four ounces but she lose eight dollars they're gonna charge me twenty two dollars for our twelve pack of pounders which is sixteen ounces do the math It's basically the equivalent of 16 beers or whatever.
05:09:05
Speaker
They're going to charge me $15. It's beer-conomics, ladies and gentlemen. I'm educating you assholes. a You want to fucking yell at me? I'll punch you right in your goddamn face. okay know oh I just realized my battery was dead on camera. You fucking whoremonger and sons of bitches.
05:09:28
Speaker
I'm not giving you $4 tip. I i just realized my battery was dead on my camera a you fucking whoremonger and sons of bit i'm given you dad given you a four dollar too but i mean you hot tim that twenty i thought she said forty dollars tip You shut your whore mouth.
05:09:55
Speaker
I'm going to give him a tip, all right? I'm okay. I'm okay with this. I'm okay. I'm okay with this. I can live with this. Under $20 for, like, 16 beers. I can live with this.
05:10:07
Speaker
Hold on. want to make sure it's on the right card. um Oh, that's not just oh i don't know just the Just tip. I promise. Just the tip. Look, Blake. Blaze is it thinking of you.
05:10:19
Speaker
Just a tip, baby. Just a tip. You know I host a podcast. murder What the fuck is my goddamn car that... Oh, there it is.
05:10:32
Speaker
Some chocolate bars have silicone pussies. Wait, that came out wrong. What? don't even like chocolate. I don't even like chocolate. Some chocolate bars have silicone pussies.
05:10:48
Speaker
there we go so many things i never knew existed wait minute so some chocolate i need to write hold on i need to write i need to write that down all right buddy what do you think i'm doing with the pencil i need to get back on door i don't know what that means i need to cancel the beer cancel the beer and order chocolate bars It was something chocolate bars with pussy in it or something like that chocolate bars are silicone pussies
05:11:23
Speaker
somebody else i know i remember later but it's good to remember now it was some chocolate barel with pussy in it or something like ah chocolateco bars are silicone pussies there I knew it was somewhere around here, but I just figured i if I mentioned those two together, you'd remember.
05:11:42
Speaker
I haven't jerked off for the last four days because I've been expecting to get some poof swat. I don't know what I'm going do with that tomorrow, if I'm going to make that into a joke or a meme or what, but chocolate bars are silicone pussies.
05:11:58
Speaker
Do both, Blaze. Oh, well. Oh my goodness. Maybe go check out your um Adam and Eve store and they might have something.
05:12:13
Speaker
Just like the Blazones, right? Mm-hmm. Blazones.
05:12:22
Speaker
Yeah. That's a thing. Now want to know more. Idea. Hi, dear motherfuckers. What's new with you, Brian? What the fuck is that? Hey, Brian, why are you being so fucking weird?
05:12:36
Speaker
I'm just letting everybody talk. It's mostly been Glick, so everybody else has been quiet listening to Glick, bitch, because of what he's getting charged for beer. but no no I I understand what you said. Did you ever actually order it? Did you actually ever order it, though?
05:12:52
Speaker
I did. I did. I did. I ordered a 12-pack. I ordered a 12-pack. I got a 12-pack. That's for Glick. And all I heard was, oh, oh,
05:13:07
Speaker
you know you know you know you know her brian but im griing you racist this piece of shit that's why you're a chinese shut up um brian's chinese and looks mexican i got i can't wait till trump deports brian there it is blades and nays well okay so if i get deported then you get no barbecue oh you know what know you know what valid but dude dude you know what no i'm sorry you know what that's a valid point and i apologize brian but trump's not going to deport you to mexico he's going to deport you to my He's going to deport you to El Salvador. They ain't got barbecued out there.
05:13:51
Speaker
Brian is getting deported to my house. Dude. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Brian. you're seriously house bri Oh, my God. you know how You know how much I would love if Brian and I lived together? Oh, my God. can dream.
05:14:10
Speaker
every I would love Brian. would love Brian. I would love Brian more than I would love my own children. Onion rings. dude. Onion rings. Oh, yeah. Dude, look. Onion rings or fries?
05:14:25
Speaker
Onion rings. Fries. Well, hold a second. Fries from where? yeah o that's a good. Oh. see. Onion rings or fries. Onion rings or fries. From where?
05:14:43
Speaker
doesn't matter brian would you like to answer this question for me onion rings or potatoes brian brian would you like to answer this question for me bride potatoes that's right because glick's a potato guy yeah i was i was i was giving brian the opportunity to redeem himself please looks like glick's like i'll put my dick in a potato before i put my dick in the um I mean, I mean, like, creakle, creakle, and then got underings.
05:15:14
Speaker
Bro, I just want you to think about what you said, please. um and then and then there's I did, I did, hey, hey, I did think about what I said. That's all I said. Your definition be very hazardous to your health.
05:15:28
Speaker
You know how much it's going to burn? and then um And then also, too, and then also you like, ah fried oak Oh yeah, fried okra? This is oh yeah onions and potatoes.
05:15:39
Speaker
Get the fuck out of here with okra. Okra's not part of this. cri oer stop um Stop with your dumb shit, Brian. Stop. Brian, I got your back on this one, man. I'm with you on that too. I mean, Zach, you're not talking trains, planes, and automobile. We're just talking about trains and planes. Mashed potatoes, that's a fried okra.
05:16:01
Speaker
Oh, okay. don't need your bullshit. Or French fries, Brian. Sorry, blaze. Toasted peanut butter sandwich. Fuck off.
05:16:15
Speaker
but toasted peanut butter sandwich
05:16:20
Speaker
Blaise said, I don't need you to tell me how to make a peanut butter and the jelly sandwich. Oh, I did say that, didn't I? ah Like I said, I was trying to lure him. I'm like, come on, you can do it. I don't need Brian to tell you how to make a sandwich. I have his mom for that.
05:16:38
Speaker
was I lost my shit in the group chat on Snapchat. It was Brian, don't need you to tell me. don't need this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. And then it was like the next message was like, if I wanted a sandwich, I'd tell your mom to make it for me.
05:16:58
Speaker
And I was like, God damn.
05:17:09
Speaker
and know was what was so was so was so what was funny about that was was blaze hit Brian with your mom joke and then there's a like there's a fuck ton of Facebook Podcast groups and some asshole put in one of the podcast group. He was like he was like Black people like chicken and Mexicans like tacos But what do white people What what what but what what does white people like and I put it there your mom?
05:17:39
Speaker
Your mom just our asses Y'all know that for sure blaze ready your mom showed to bri and blaze and i are just laugh at our ases ah ah meat meat loaf meat loaf is the heart of every white person y'all know that for sure Yeah, no, no, no. Meatloaf is my safe word. I did.
05:18:01
Speaker
That is a safe word, trust me. But I won't do that. but mean And Glick farts artisserie chicken. Yeah, well, i i've actually i've actually I've actually made Blaze use his safe word a time or two.
05:18:18
Speaker
And I was like, somebody sent Meatloaf. this
05:18:24
Speaker
Oh, shit. mr cop we I'm glad to see you survived your tiger attack. no This is so cool, man. I don't know why this is so cool. Does it glow in the dark?
05:18:44
Speaker
No, but you know what? Nikki was holding it and she was looking at it and she's like, this is actually pretty cool. How much was that?
05:18:57
Speaker
about that much but actually it was only thirty oh scar How long did it finally take you to fucking get that damn thing now Man, I can't I can't I can't shit on my guy Caleb cook New York selling wall. He's all over the place.
05:19:18
Speaker
I Put put him I put him to the test man. Because he's he was doing a lot of fucking sports teams and shit like that. All that stuff was that was ready and available and easy to do.
05:19:31
Speaker
and i and i and i And I made him customize something for me. However, Nikki, I was showing Nikki, and she she loves it. like She thinks it's dope. And I was showing her, and she like fucking hit me in the head with it earlier.
05:19:43
Speaker
i said, give me that damn thing. And she was getting... You just fucking hit you another weapon. She said
05:19:57
Speaker
rid of the bitch and she's like know the fuck you all i said she said the fuck you won't i said try me yeah but well know it takes and it beats the shit out of you with it what she so yeah that what She wanted to do that's what she wanted to do but I kept it away from her but no man like for real man 30 it was $30 I'm like that that's not I mean that's that's custom right baby
05:20:32
Speaker
cur off really yeah ah and I'm gonna get me I'm gonna get me a Glicks house a music one there's gonna be different colors and I'm gonna get me a nonsensical nonsense music man shout out to Caleb Cook he's right here in NERC and he posts his stuff on the on the NERC shelling wall the Mount Vernon selling wall and stuff like that but this this right here made him test his skills because he's new to the 3d printer and you know I pushed him to the limits and
05:21:06
Speaker
You know, shout out to him, man. He's giving Jeff's dream. Yeah, no, no, no, Homeboy was used to the the run of the mill. Everybody wants a fucking sports team. Everybody wants a fucking college team.
05:21:20
Speaker
And I said, you do customized? And he's like, yeah, I can do whatever you want. I said, can you do this? And he was like, oh, shit. And I was like, yeah, yeah. You bit off a little bit more than you could chew, didn't you?
05:21:34
Speaker
But he did it, and shout out to him, man. And I'm going to have him do, like i said, I'm going to have him do Glickshouse of Music, and I'm going have him do a nonsensical nonsense one. We're going to put a shelf back here. We're going get rid of this fucking piece of shit.
05:21:48
Speaker
And we're going to put a shelf back there where everybody can see him. Fucking, you bitches can't wield Molnir. I'm talking to you, Brian. you can't wid You can't wield Listen, Brian, the Wookiee's talking again.
05:22:04
Speaker
He's starting to talk his native tongue. Brian can't wield Molnir. Brian's a bitch. No, just kidding. I love Brian, man. Brian's my guy.
05:22:19
Speaker
Brian's my dude, man. this is This is my guy. Fuck everybody else, man. Brian's my guy.
05:22:28
Speaker
Brian's gonna cook me barbecue man and we're gonna go to Vegas together and we're gonna live our best life and we're gonna get spanked together when we go to Vegas they'll probably You two are probably go get married in Vegas too, aren't you? like why you i not an marry Because there's some restaurant that Brian once wants me to go to or you get spanked and I'm like I'm gonna spanked if you get spanked and Brian was like already got spanked You're getting spanked with me. Nah, I'm going to watch. I'm not getting spanked on my own. Aw, come on now.
05:23:02
Speaker
Bro, I'm sensitive. I'm sensitive, it bro. It's that Wilkie lifestyle, man.
05:23:11
Speaker
Hold my hand, Brian. Brian, will you hold my hand while get spanked? Yeah, I'll hold your hand.
05:23:20
Speaker
I'm going to make sure that ah i'm gonna make sure i'm gonna make sure the the last girl that got me will get you. she but she deliver out outside that bitch I will fight that bitch. I'm telling you, I will fight that bitch.
05:23:35
Speaker
Dude, after after being spanked by like eight people, she came in as the final one and delivered the kill shot. oh Oh, yeah. as as as like as they As the kids say on God, I will fight that bitch.
05:23:51
Speaker
Yo! You want to fucking do it? Square up. Come on. Come on, little girl. Don't fucking square up. Don't bring that shit towards me.
05:24:03
Speaker
but I'm a straight up gangster. Oh, fucking great.
05:24:14
Speaker
I'm a goddamn gangster.
05:24:18
Speaker
Who's my door dasher? That's what I want to know. Oh, Jacob. Fucking Wayne. Fucking Jacob. God damn it, Jacob. I was really hoping for like a Sabrina. You know what?
05:24:28
Speaker
Just go ahead and give Jacob a fucking one star because fuck Jacob. Fuck Jacob. I was hoping for like a Sabrina or a Christina or some shit like and Fucking Jason fucking Oh my god How cool would that be if Jason Bateman Delivered a dude I would be i would like in mean Dude if Jason Bateman Pulled up on a scooter wearing his Bateman Yeah Yeah yeah ah I'd snatch him up And have him come in here and do the show with us I'm like You other bitches doing fucking live streams But you ain't got motherfucking Bateman I got Bateman
05:25:10
Speaker
Oh bit ases oh bitchess oh bitches wanna be mother pro man I'd be like, fuck this, I'm out. I'm going to go drink beer with Jason Bateman.
05:25:21
Speaker
I love you guys, but I'm out. I would too. i Dude, if Jason Bateman showed up my door, I'd be like, yeah, fuck y'all motherfuckers, I'm out. Yeah, I'd be like, Jason, can you stay until next weekend? like Jason pulled up with some meth and some acid. He's like, hey man, fuck licking those guys. Can you do some drugs?
05:25:41
Speaker
Yes.
05:25:44
Speaker
That took an unexpected you turn, Blaze. Hey, Blaze, look at the private chat. it's No, we're not playing YouTube videos. Dang it. We're not playing YouTube videos. We're not playing YouTube videos, Jeff.
05:25:59
Speaker
Well, it's mostly because of copyright. Oh, he said he was going to reboot it. Come on, Smoke.
05:26:11
Speaker
Be better, bro. I know it was. I'm still yelling at him. Come on, man. How long does it take to pick up beer?
05:26:22
Speaker
It's a 12-pack of fucking beer, man. It doesn't take that long to prepare the order. Oh, okay. You've been there for 20 minutes. I watched the video. I watched it. I watched it.
05:26:34
Speaker
Yeah. can he see like god Can you see Can you see Glick like that? Like, oh, please, not please God. Glick's not that kind of a cuck. Thank you, Blaze. I appreciate you.
05:26:47
Speaker
I don't see the video, but I'm about to watch it, but thank you, Blaze. yeah now do I don't see it that way. i mean like if If that ever happens, if that ever happens, if Glick comes with me to Vegas and we go there, I'm going to tell him it's his birthday.
05:27:04
Speaker
He's going to get the birthday special where he gets like all the staff. And I'm gonna make sure that girl. You know what's funny? and and you can go You can go to any strip club in America with any friend and say that and they'll do the same thing.
05:27:16
Speaker
Yep. But have Nikki deliver the kill shot. I'm not going to lie. That girl could spank me any day. But you wouldn't have that reaction, would you?
05:27:29
Speaker
No, no, man. I'd stand there like a fucking man. ah bro. Hey, bro, I'm going to 100 with you guys for a goddamn second. um i used to be I used to be an avid fan of Hooters. I love Hooters.
05:27:44
Speaker
Not because of the curls. Because, you know what, surprisingly, Hooters has pretty good goddamn food. And as a guy who has traveled to Philadelphia and had a Philly cheesesteak,
05:27:57
Speaker
The next closest thing to our original Philly cheesesteak is a Hooters Philly cheesesteak, man. Shout out to Hooters because you guys knocked that shit out of the park. It's not the real thing, but it's it's pretty goddamn close. It is pretty fucking good.
05:28:12
Speaker
But on your birthday... or what sorry no go On your birthday at Hooters, not only ah do they come out and sing happy birthday with all the pretty girls...
05:28:26
Speaker
But they also flip a bar stool upside down and and and and and say, ride the ride the rodeo. and and And one of the girls show you show you how to ride the rodeo. And you get on the bar. Man, i was a motherfucking.
05:28:40
Speaker
I was a dog riding that guy like a rodeo. So you could get on a bar stool upside down, and you're not sticking the legs up your ass. thought that's what you did for yourself, Glick. You did that part. No, no, no. But you get on it. You can rock that bitch. like Get it wheeling and dealing, man. Yeah,
05:29:03
Speaker
yeah man. um i don't and' I'm not worried about the embarrassment stuff. like You tell them it's my birthday, but that chick that slapped that dude's ass, she can smack my ass. I'm just saying. If anyone is they know what if anybody curious know what YouTube video you're talking about, I did post a link in the comments.
05:29:22
Speaker
So even though we're not going to play it, you can still enjoy what Brian's brain is thinking. Well, she can take a battle on my ass any day of the week. I'm just saying. Oh, fair enough. Oh, fair enough. Fair enough.
05:29:36
Speaker
I'm just saying. I'm just... Understandable. don't know. I don't know. I might be a dog. ah You know what? I might be a dog, but as the dogs say...
05:29:50
Speaker
Ow!
05:29:53
Speaker
Oh, that's Jules. That's not a dog. That's Jules. Ow! Man, I love fucking Jules. Jules is amazing.
05:30:07
Speaker
Goddamn fucking Jacob. How long does it take you? here I'm going to fight Jacob.
05:30:14
Speaker
It was been there for 20 minutes This Jacob from State Farm Homeboy's been there for fucking Bro, we're gonna All they have to do is go grab me a Fucking 12 pack, bro Like, you're gonna fuck around And they're not gonna um' go i'm going So here's here's something I found out Okay, as a door dash I got three beers left, by the way and Glick, I'm sure you probably can contest this, you DoorDash.
05:30:46
Speaker
Yes, sir. You get you get an order, but like okay, cool. I can go grab that right now. It's done, but I still have 20 minutes to actually have to pick it up.
05:30:58
Speaker
Yeah, yep, there and wait that 20 minutes and go, minute, I'll go pick it some drivers some drivers will sit there and wait that twenty minutes and go oh last minute i'll go pick it up It's the weirdest thing. I want to message him. How do I message him?
05:31:17
Speaker
We got 10 minutes until they stop selling. No, we got an hour. and No, we got 40 minutes. When do they stop selling beer in Ohio, Wally? 1.30? 2.30. 2.30. 2.30. Oh, shit.
05:31:28
Speaker
two thirty two thirty Oh, it's like not even fucking 1 o'clock. You're good. Can I message him and say it's just a 12-pack? Am I an asshole? If I'm like, it's just a 12-pack.
05:31:41
Speaker
He might, you might, see, here's the thing. He could be doing something else. You don't know. He could be touching his wiener. He could. Are you touching a wiener, bro? He could be getting gas. He could be getting other orders, too.
05:31:55
Speaker
Hold on a second. I don't think it's 2.30. I think it's 1.30. Hold on
05:32:01
Speaker
a second. How do I ask this? What time does Ohio stop going to school? can you beer in Ohio? ah You can only generally buy beer. Oh, I got nine minutes, this son of a bitch. I got nine minutes.
05:32:17
Speaker
And and hes you know what's going to happen? If he fucks around until 1 o'clock, he's still going to get paid, and I'm going to lose my money. Oh, yeah, it's on now, Brian and Jacob.
05:32:29
Speaker
Oh, yola you got nine minutes to get your beer? Yeah, I'd be texting you. He's been there for fucking ten minutes. I'd be like, if you don't get my fucking drinks here now, Brian, I'm going to send Bateman out of you. Oh, Brian, it's on Jacob. It's on Jacob.
05:32:45
Speaker
Jacob is the Joker to Batman's Bateman.
05:32:52
Speaker
<unk>m good I'm going to be nice. Is there in an issue with the order?
05:33:05
Speaker
He's been in sheets for 10 minutes. He's been in sheets for over 10 minutes. It says businesses can sell alcohol between 5.30 a.m. clear up to 2.30 a.m. Monday through Saturday.
05:33:20
Speaker
Sundays they can only sell up until 10pm. I'm going to credit cop Jacob Z. Jacob Z, I'm going to fight you. its get like Technically, it is Sunday.
05:33:33
Speaker
and Shut your fucking whore mouth. I got three beers left in a tall boy and Nikki's not coming home tonight. She's probably that never one.
05:33:46
Speaker
I feel that one. um and I'm going to watch the sun come up. Again dude, I don't watch the sun come up last weekend
05:33:58
Speaker
but it two here in our good Yeah, then you got out then you then you did the did the unnecessary roughness show you could tell you stayed up I Didn't watch that. Yeah. I saw I saw I told asked I told blaze. I was not gonna drink
05:34:16
Speaker
i Remember that bla like and places is Like stop being a bitch you pussy and I was like valid point but i say i don't remember saying it that
05:34:35
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No, no, no, no, no. I said it earlier in the show. I mean, I was in my feelings. i was feeling some sort of way. ah But last last Saturday, i in and the show had nothing to do with that because last Saturday night's show was awesome. But it was like flip the switch, motherfucker.
05:34:54
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Get your fucking shit right. y'all act You acting like you really got fucking problems. I mean, I got problems, but. jesus and christ man opportunities are kicking are kicking your door in man stop being a bitch that was me having a conversation with myself go kick yeah that was a conversation happening you're building yourself going yeah yeah man appreciate man joddy bones you're new here brother and and the fact that you see that man speaks volumes thank you brian
05:35:27
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yeah things well And I want to fuck you. Let me ride that dick. I'm just kidding. I love you.
05:35:38
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Vacation at my house. and do right so i saying If Brian ever comes to Ohio and he comes to my house, I'm never letting him leave.
05:35:54
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you I will never let Brian leave. that's on you, Brian's roommates. Put some respect on Brian's name.
05:36:07
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You sons of bitches. What is going on right now? I have
05:36:16
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I have no idea. I'm to keep Jacob's ass. That's what's going on. Uh-oh. no no
05:36:41
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White people dancing.
05:36:44
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Warning, white people dancing. Yeah, white people can dance. You gotta know what they like. Electric a guitar. Oh, hell yeah. Yeah, buddy.
05:36:57
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Yeah, bud. see Brian, what are you up to, man? <unk> getting I keep forgetting you're here because you're hiding behind some some white man.
05:37:11
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would brian had how swim That is outlaw Josie whale whale and but he oh put some respect on his name you is the outlaw josie Wales yes man clint eastwood is a legend my oh he a why guy he is in hollywood ah by if you're an eastwood fan i say tune in Friday night where Glick reveals a secret.
05:37:48
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Like Clint Eastwood, Dean Hackman. that them Hold up, hold up. Why Friday nights and why is it a secret? What is going on?
05:38:00
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Tune in Friday night and Glick will reveal a secret about Clint Eastwood. Friday night. Blaze, Blaze, I've kept this a secret.
05:38:14
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But tomorrow I will reveal that secret. I was going to reveal the secret. Tomorrow? That's tomorrow's fucking Sunday. No, no, I said message me tomorrow. And in private, between you and I, I will reveal a secret about Clint Eastwood.
05:38:31
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And I was going to keep it. And I was going to keep this secret for a couple weeks. But you know what? I can't do that to my guy, Blaze. I see how I write.
05:38:41
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Fuck you, bitch. Well, Wally, unfortunately, dinosaurs and fucking dragons have nothing to do with the secret that I have. The joke of the head is not written down. you man I love you, love you, Wally.
05:39:01
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But I'll make you tap out. shit You know I'm not going to remember tomorrow, right? I'll remember. I'll remember. would you know that's a great thing about You know, that's a great thing about about the captain of the ship being a raging piece of shit alcoholic.
05:39:16
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that I remember more than I let on that I remember. However, I will remember this. Say that three times fast, Glick. right Brian, but who said goodnight?
05:39:29
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I'm going to bed, guys. Later, Brian. Good night, you too. love you man i cannot wait until you come to ohio and i can keep you forever my little ewok i you know what brian you know what brian you can call me a wookie as long as you agree to be the the ewok to my wookie and that's a yes and you fucking barbecue the hell out of your out of your sweet ewok ass
05:40:08
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I Love ah um love that that Chris technician. Oh, geez What's going on your world man? once don't you chat up? Why don't you want to chat up? Why don't you talk man?
05:40:27
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What you doing? What you got going on? Where you were you doing your lives and stuff? gary Are you still doing lives? Yeah, I'm doing new live on to talk yeah Right now?
05:40:38
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No.
05:40:40
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Holy curse technician. I'm not on TikTok. Do you want me to personalize your shirt for you do just want a nonsensical nonsense shirt? Do you want me to personalize it for you? I'm not going to personalize it for you, but Nikki will.
05:40:57
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but I was going to say, what's this you're going to do shit? I thought it was Nikki. Shut up, Wally.
05:41:05
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ah yeah You can personalize it. You want me to have a little Chris technician on the back? I'm not gonna like i' not going to put like your logo or anything on that, but i'll i we can do a little Chris technician on the back.
05:41:19
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Yeah, okay. I owe you that. I owe you that much, man. youre you're you're You're the man. Goddamn, Chris. I don't know why and you still follow me.
05:41:32
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He is an OG-ist of the OGs, man. It's a glitch in ari
05:41:43
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that'sli he's he's the myish he's the he he's the most o ge it's alicism he's the most oh ge goes this is a like book is bukism not is not glicism bukism yeah it goes into the glictionary Okay, yeah, sure. You're right, Blaze. Blaze knows what's up. See? Yeah, that Wookiee shit.
05:42:07
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That Wookiee shit's a Brian shit. Brian's dumb about it. Yeah, the Wookiee thing. Yeah, see, Blaze knows what's up. Blaze, see, I told y'all, man, this motherfucker, he's not even my right-hand man. I'm left-handed, and and Blaze is my left-hand man.
05:42:21
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Like, this is my guy. He knows. He gets it. He understands, man. He knows what a clickism is. He knows what the clickionary is. and and and and And the OGist of OGs is Chris Technician. I met Chris Technician on on on Periscope.
Consistent Support from Followers
05:42:39
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and And when I dipped out of Periscope and I and i went to try TikTok, Chris came with me. And he was there, man. Like, this this dude was there.
05:42:50
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And then when I was like, I'm going to go back to Periscope, Chris was there. And then when I started a podcast, man, Chris was one of the first guys to be in the chat when when when when Jeff and I started the podcast, man.
05:43:03
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And he's always there. you this This is my guy, man. Chris is my guy. I got to go get my beer. But no, Chris is my
Casual Conversations and Humor
05:43:11
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dude. Like, for real, man. Like, don make first recognition we Chris are you eating, Chris?
05:43:17
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Me and Burger. Your mom. High five. High five, Pepper. What kind of burger? Where's the burger from?
05:43:31
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Blake's Lotta Burger. Okay. All right. i blakes blake's lotburgger okay i
05:43:48
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Hey, Molly. Hey, Pepper. My dogs are what my intention right now. It's okay.
05:44:00
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Got your sidekicks beside you, huh, Blaze? I do.
05:44:07
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They know the show's almost over. They know it's almost time to go outside. oh shit. I said the dirty word. Now they're not going to leave you alone. It's like my dogs, Blaze.
05:44:19
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You say that word and it's like, it like oh, yeah that's the magic word. Yeah, exactly. Exactly. what I don't even know where I put my glasses.
05:44:31
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a You just had them not too long ago. Yeah, I just had them on my face. Oh, there they are. They fell off my hat. There they are.
05:44:42
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Oh. Yeah, I was going to say, you just didn't have them not too long ago on. but Chris, how old are you, dude? 29. 29? Bro. That hair. That hair, bro.
05:44:54
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I'm like 25, 26.
05:45:05
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Like 25, 26. my five actually yeah i sonny like point five twenty six Okay.
05:45:17
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Damn, I feel lonely.
05:45:21
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How old are you, Wally? I'll be 43 this year, man. Fair enough. That's... Glick's... Glick's what? 40... 45? Please, you shut your fucking whore mouth. I'm 23. Wow, that kid...
05:45:39
Speaker
wow work de What's up treating me that that kind thing Literally treated me like I was fucking Jeffrey Dahmer Gay kid. Well, I mean look like look look fucking look at you You come out the door It probably it probably didn't help matters on that. I was like Nice very Swiss pants.
05:46:03
Speaker
Is that not enough light? Would you like to go inside and I'll give you more light? He was like no, I'm good. I'm like, are you sure? Come on come inside
05:46:16
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And and I'm like don't do that don't don't be like that just let me know He was like jesus quick I just need she's like I just need to scan your ID and I'm like I'm trying to get it for you I was like come inside just Just just just just come inside you never asked the door dash for the come inside They're not gonna do it and if we do you better be scared absolutely
05:46:47
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If you come inside my house as a door dasher, you should be scared. And then i um then I was like, I'm just fucking with you, bro.
05:46:58
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I'm literally, host a podcast. I'm live right now. And he's like, can they hear me? And I'm like, no, no, no, no. He's like, okay. I had to fuck with him. I had to fuck with him. He he was a little, uh,
05:47:11
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i had to fuck with i to fucking he was he was a little ah ah you but Like why are you so nervous I just needed more beer Stop it And I was like And don't you fucking And I told him I said don't you fucking try to deny my beer Because I'm visibly drunk Because ah you're here I'm here Beer's here It's game over sunshine Fuck yeah you son of a Wait what
05:47:46
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with Wally's like, oh, goddammit. I don't know, Blake. We haven't been friends since seventh grade. Yeah. no Nope. I don't know who the fuck you are, man. You're some weirdo.
05:48:00
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Some strand I picked on the fucking side of the street for thirty years like from years ago. just just I just up at the corner.
05:48:11
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how the fuck do we have ten viewers Y'all, if you're ont if you're if you if y'all are watching us, man, Jesus Christ. Hit that link. That's the most we've had in a while.
05:48:24
Speaker
No, it's not. Hit that fucking link. but Hit that link plus hit the like, subscribe, and share button and hit that notification bell, man. Yeah, yeah. Go ahead and flick Blake's bell.
05:48:38
Speaker
You know, I'm kind of i'm kind of disappointed. I'm kind of disappointed. Fuck you, Chaka.
Viking-themed Tattoos
05:48:43
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Fuck you lazy Jedi You pieces of shit You couldn't even come up here and say hi Where's your lover at? Couldn't even come here and hi to me tonight Couldn't even come up here and say hi to me tonight Couldn't even follow on the panel and say hi Glick Congratulations on four years Fuck you Chaka Fuck you Jedi Hey I was just saying hi to y'all Where are y'all?
05:49:08
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Johnny Bongs You're good You're safe Johnny it's all good shit man johnny Johnny's working on his tattoo skills, bro. Hey, man, get your fucking, get your shit up, and um when you're when you're ready, I'll be your first canvas.
05:49:28
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Oh, yeah. Thank you, brother. Well, I'm looking, but but I gotta to tell you, I gotta tell you, I'm going for ah full-on Viking.
05:49:39
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Um... So if you want to, you know, practice your little Viking skills, your pagan stuff. He was talking about that last time.
05:49:53
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was Besides the Japanese folk art, he was actually that was his next project, was actually doing some of the Viking folklore and everything else, too. So i remember him saying something about doing that.
05:50:06
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Well, I'll be honest. This is one of them. Which tattoo is this? oh My one is there yeah
05:50:17
Speaker
Valkyrie and ohless so Fucking love it bro. I got to stuff like not with the dead Viking soldier and the Valkyrie who takes them to who takes the When you die in war as a Viking soldier you you are taken to Valhalla by a Valkyrie however Valkyries are also the most Speared warriors in Norse mythology.
05:50:45
Speaker
And on this arm, there's my own... To be honest with y'all, what I have to show y'all sometimes, i have a scroll that I've been working on in runes. Nice. yeah so what i want to do what i want to what I want to do to finish my arms out, on one arm, I want to have a bear, as bears represent preservers,
05:51:10
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which is what i've been told as i've as as i've delved into this world of norse mythology and pagan religion and i'm not a very religious guy or anything like that it's just the mythology and stuff like that um um the ah so i wanna i wanna i wanna mountain cliff coming off of this arm with my odin and a bear to represent uh the berserkers and Bring it down to my wrist and then on the other arm with my Valkyrie I want to come down with the forest with the wolves with wolves Bring it down to my wrist and then on my on one hand on my on the back of my palm I'm gonna I'm gonna do a Molnir and On the other hand is three-headed serpent which is the symbol of Loki to complete my arms so so if you can you're getting a snake on you can
05:52:10
Speaker
If you can do that, no, it's on my hand. ah three- headed the three-headed snopes The three-headed snake circle was is ah is a representation of Loki. But if you can if you if you are comfortable, and and dude, I'll be your fucking canvas, bro.
05:52:27
Speaker
But don't fuck me up. I can give it a shot, kid. He said, I can give it a shot. You realize if you can fuck up my arms, I'm going to have to kill you. That's what I mean. That's what I So, I'm going to be blatantly honest with you.
Musical Tastes and Politics
05:52:44
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I am... You know what, Glick?
05:52:49
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Johnny Boss is like, you should probably go do another tattoo order. See, am studying in the canvassing right now, so I have yet to start the needle working.
05:53:02
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Oh, come on, Johnny. Johnny, I'm giving you a canvas of a real person who fears no pain. With some very high strings attached.
05:53:13
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i sam but The expectations are very are very high. Yeah, no, no pressure no finish Johnny no pressure at all man. pressure at all Johnny Fuck these two I got faith in you Johnny you're you're rocking the you're rocking the Josh Allen.
05:53:34
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I yeah like share and
05:53:40
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and then links in the chat any of you guys want to come up here Yeah, man. Come on. you Fucking get your get your inner Josh Allen.
05:53:50
Speaker
How does one do that? Ooh. how does one do that
05:53:57
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I don't know. You're the goddamn tattoo artist. I'm just a fucking canvas. But however, i like I said, and i'm just i'm just saying i'm just saying I'm just saying if you fuck it up, yeah accidents happen every day, bro. People come up missing every day. Yeah, like Blazer said, no prayer. That makes me not want to give him a tattoo.
05:54:17
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yeah no shit you just in your But you know what's better? You know what's better than receiving threats from Glick about tattoos?
05:54:30
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Listening to Tally and the Boone Rally. Yes, yes, yes, yes,
05:54:42
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the comments from that random dude that was like goy and the bootin rally is all about in pipa and she has sold police officers for clout and follows and i haven't been my research I had to do my research. and you know she's very la yes She's a lefty. She has her political beliefs and stuff like that. and i don't give it i don't give a good God fucking damn. I think Kelly... i i I'm going to throw it all. the I love fucking Kelly. Hey, hey, hey.
05:55:19
Speaker
The show's over in five minutes, but my dogs are barking outside, so I got to go let them stop this shit. No, I... Stop this shit. I love Callie. I think she's awesome. I think her music is amazing.
05:55:32
Speaker
Don't come at me with your fucking bullshit. I don't give a damn if she's Antifa or anything else. that was That was fucking five years ago. There's no signs of her doing all that bullshit anymore, and I don't give a good goddamn war of supporting her music.
05:55:48
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and and i i get to fucking And I'm looking forward to hanging out with her this summer.
Thank You and Encouragement
05:55:53
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I really hope she does come to Ohio visit her family.
05:55:58
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And ladies and gentlemen, thank you guys for four fucking years. Right here from the Nonsensical. ah we you want an na ah Are we doing an after? we Yeah, we can come back up live. I ain't got shit to do, man. Nobody's coming home. It's just me.
05:56:16
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It's just me by myself. All right. So we can come up live again, and then we can... The live and put it on patreon Okay I got four minutes so to say what I gotta say Say it so Johnny balls you're welcome to come back Wally blaze obviously you guys are all gonna be back, but no, uh, you know serious and you guys Yeah, we're gonna reboot it. We're gonna end it and reboot it and figure out what we're doing This Johnny does anybody know how to get you the link?
05:56:48
Speaker
Are we going to not go live or are we just going to hang out in the studio? Oh, no, we're going live. yeah you Let's go live just on YouTube. Okay, cool.
05:56:59
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Wally, you're in charge of setting up the next show. I'm so glad. Thank you very much for having me up. Johnny, come back up, man.
05:57:10
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um No, i got i got to I got three minutes. Guys, seriously, thank you guys for the last four years, man. I've had so much fun and and and and and and this has truly meant the world to me doing this show.
05:57:25
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This show grew into a network and the network has grown into some amazing fucking individuals. You may not like me and that's fine. You don't have to like me.
05:57:39
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I am who I am, but I got some cats on this network that grew from this show. You should like them, man. don't don't Don't let my bullshit fuck up everybody else's stuff.
05:57:52
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But no, seriously, man. Four fucking years of nonsensical nonsense. I changed a dream. I never gave up on a dream. You motherfuckers, don't give up on your fucking dreams. Goddamn, man.
05:58:03
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I didn't, and here I am. Four years later. Four years of nonsense. Let's go, man. Let's fucking go. It's awesome. Thank you guys for watching. Thank you guys for following. Thank you guys for listening.
05:58:19
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Man, I could say so much more, but the most important thing is thank you at the end of the day. And we're going to come back alive.
05:58:34
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So I'm going to hit these buttons.
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