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The First Year - Part 3
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Witness the stunning conclusion of our world building session of the game, A Quiet Year.
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Introduction and Apology
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you
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Hey everybody it's your storyteller Ron here and today's episode we finally conclude the the playing of a quiet year or as we're calling it the first year so this is the conclusion of that and I hope you enjoy it as before audio is terrible we're very drunk so please please forgive us.
Dangerous Exploration Project
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We are going to
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We're going to start a project to go and discover through the carnivorous woods and through badramole territory this new group of people, this amongish ship over in the mountains. And it's going to take zero weeks. I like zero better. It takes zero weeks. It takes us one day to get there. No, zero means ten.
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Ten weeks to get there. One week to get a sinkhole in its primary way. The plastics are back up.
People Against Plastics (P.A.P.) Conflict
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But you know what? Back up. Ace of diamonds. A contingent within the community demand to be heard. Who are they? What are they asking for? Or a contingent within the community have acted on their frustrations. What have they damaged? And why did they damage it? Is it permanent?
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Oh God. That kicked the boat in his testicle feet. There's going to be some really resistant testicles. The contingents are the P.A.P. The people against plastics.
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Oh god.
Accelerating Human Growth Experiment
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Why is everything going all the way back in? It barely just got fixed. Everything he's aiming for is the same guy. He's leading it. He's just so angry that we're 3D printing houses. He's like, I don't want everyone to have the same house as me.
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Quick question, are we still all living inside? What happened? I thought we were going to do something about... We never started a project for that, so he's fine. The people against plastics damaged the plastic factory. It's not permanent because we got to get our plastic back. So for the last like four, six, eight weeks, we've been back to a shortage.
Community Chaos and Power Struggles
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Hold on. And then my project this turn, though, is going to be, oh, my project is going to be to take those plant genes and try to find a way to implement them on humans and increase our growth rate so that our newborn babies grow up to adults faster and become productive. Wow.
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How many weeks does that take? It has to take more weeks than four weeks. We'll do four plus whatever I roll. Five. Five weeks. It takes us four weeks to figure out how the actual science works. So we're going to basically alter the human DNA so that they grow. I'm always ready, my child. To be like adult in a matter of weeks instead of years.
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So we're trying to do the thing. All right. All right. What do we got? So someone tries to take control of the community by force. Do they succeed? What do they do with this? Or a headstrong member of the community decides to put one of their ideas in motion, start a foolish project. Both of those are good. What? You want one foolish project? I'm looking at a mental foolish project. So I guess this can tie in to someone
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Someone tries to take control of the community by force. The guy who's been murdering people tries to take the community by force. Okay. Yes. Do they succeed? What was his name? Carol Kevin K. Cole. What was his name? It was a little K. No. Caleb. Yeah, it was Caleb. Yeah. It was a C. So do they succeed? Fuck yeah, he does. Yeah, he does succeed.
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I thought you grew up. Ron, what do you think? Should they succeed? No, you don't get to know. I get to ask. You can ask. You got this turn. I think you should succeed. He's been murdering off the head family.
Survival Decisions and Caleb's Rise
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Yeah, and he hasn't been opposed yet. Does he kill off the rest of the family? Or is he just taking control of them? Yeah, so I guess he does succeed. You're just the elderly, but the women and children too. Was it the head faction that decided to kill off the elderly? No.
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That was just no, that was just a group vote because we're actually all awful. Okay. Well cuz honestly Jaden's thing kind of made sense because if the old people are useless The other people are probably going to get rid of them, you know, like I'm going to think how to begin with instead of doing whatever poisonous bullshit's going on. I'm gonna send them to do the end
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while the poisonous stuff was apparently just throwing them in the sinkhole. And then why did they do this? I think he should have a different reason than murdering the family because his wife didn't come along, but I think he should be able to, well, he takes over on the whole idea of he is the self-proclaimed prophet of the religion. Oh, bull. Nope. I can't say anything. Take a penny, bitch.
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I need two pays and less shit. Alright, I mean that works. We've got an abundance of religious people so they wouldn't follow him if they believed you with the prophet. That is very true. We do have an abundance of ghosts. I made these, I made the dudes, I need six pennies and less shit. Like, I have a lot of things to say about it. Alright. Start a project, full discussion, discover something new. We have a lot of discoveries, full discussion and stuff, project.
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What's the, um... Saturday? Sunday. I think we should... Third. Yeah. Honey, we don't have any more booze dice, right? We've got two more. We've got two more. Two more projects. Well, we should only have one more, because Frank added his own dice to the pool. We can have six projects. I think we should hold a discussion about the homeboy. Which one? About murdering people, and now he's a prophet. Okay.
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Is he the leader of the discussion? So you either have to ask a question or make a statement. If you make a statement, you don't get to weigh in on the discussion. If you ask a question, you get the final answer. What was it again? Kevin, Cole, Carol? Caleb. Caleb, you're the one that gave him the name. I'm so bad with names. We know.
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So we figured out the tenants. What tenants? Oh, we never, we never actually figured those out. Because it landed, it ended on your job. So I think the way that it was, was that you got to decide. Well, I say, I say, I say we simply established the religion and that the tenant is that we follow the goat God, but we haven't actually developed it yet. Okay. Good question. Good question. Um, was the two headed goat with,
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ball piece of an actual creature we found? It was, I think, a statue. We found a statue of this creature? I don't remember. We either said, the only idea that I heard from it was, is this a real animal or was it a hallucination from the tree's foot? The two-headed ball foot creature, was that a statue we found or was this an actual creature we found? Or was it a hallucination from the trees? What?
Religious Delusions and Goat God
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The two-headed
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ball-footed creature that the religion is based on. Was this a real creature we found, or was this a... Who goes and takes a fucking 90s poop, bro? Slide that phone under the fucking door. It's too far away from the door. I don't give a shit, you're answering the phone. I don't think it'll fit. Don't break it.
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Put him on speaker! Fuck you, Jayden! You can't lock the door again. I was able to unlock it. Here, take a penny. Jayden, so was the goat testicle god an hallucination, a statue, or a real creature? A real creature. Fucking Christ. Alright, thanks Jayden. Hey, I'll lock the door again for you.
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We need an unedited version and an edited version of this. Put the unedited version on Patreon. Everyone gets to hear our dumbasses for like, fucking, I don't know, four or five hours. I'm okay with that. See our unedited idiocracy. Well, a few things have to be edited, even in the unedited version. So we're starting a discussion about what now? About... That was a leading question to whether the tenants were made or not.
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And I guess if it was a real creature, I have received a vision from the goat god that says these people are evil. Okay. Frank, weigh in on that. So that drops us this down at nine weeks real fast. He made a mistake. Five and three. Caleb says new people are evil. What was this one for?
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That one's just there. Oh. His statement is that he's received a vision from a goat god that those new people are evil. And we've all. Counselor number one. Are we all devoted to the goat god now? You can be whatever you want. You can be. We have abundance of literally good people too. I adamantly believe that all humans are naturally good. Okay. Okay. Okay. So he's not one of the goat elite. What's your statement?
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No bad bitches. That's a good statement. That's a good statement for this. Is he telling... Caleb that? I think he should be telling the game. That was just a one-step, it's... Caleb, uh... Shut the fuck up, Caleb. Got a vision. That new people, evil... Shut the fuck up. Throws an apple, Frank. Thanks. All people. Throws a card, people's apples. Good, Bill. What's your statement? Inherently good.
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If we if we say they're evil we can steal or we can kill them all and steal all their resources No
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No, it's it's making using plant genes to somehow make people grow faster After we get the plans As an avid believer writer
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and the goat god, which probably doesn't like plastic. I support Caleb. So Frank, what if this is just an idea? So the next round, when you choose to discover something that these people are actually like, they are set, they are separate, but like, they're from like,
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No, they're locals. They're humanoid locals. Bruh. Why they gotta be humanoid? Why couldn't they be humanoid? The guy who had a testicle being testicle people. They're fucking shakeshifters, bruh. The goat god was actually in there. Well, we've already discovered that humans have been here before. Yeah, so they're locals. And at the beginning I said I want the aliens
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to be the bad, big bad at the end. It is summer, so it's coming around. Which card was it? I don't know, it's the two of something. I have two of diamonds. I mean, if it was a two, it should be a two diamond. I was wrong. Three of diamonds.
Environmental Challenges
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Three of diamonds.
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Three six of diamonds. Summer is a time for production and tending to the earth. Start a project related to food production. Or summer is a time for conquest in a gathering of... Start a project related to military readiness and conquest. God damn it. Okay. All right. We need another die. We have another die. Cool.
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This is on four right now, because it's been two turns. One week? One week? You'll be ready in a week. This will be two. This one just got dropped. This one just got dropped. And at the end of your turn, the resource... No, I think it should be four plus one. Is it four weeks to final direct? Yeah. Okay, it should be probably four plus one to five weeks. Wait, do you remember what this was? Well, no, because it's ready.
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This one was here and it should be one week more than more than the pig trees. So that means this one should be three. Not necessarily readiness against them, but readiness and conquest. So it should be able to do it one week and then four weeks and then I can just say it's as far as the project goes. I don't see what the project on them is. Hey everyone.
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uh... so at this point we took like a good twenty thirty minute break or something like that uh... so uh... we come back in and try to figure out what the heck is going on again so uh... hopefully you're enjoying our crazy drunkenness uh... i figured i'd uh... pop in here real quick and just let everyone know after this episode the next episode is probably going to be a uh... not the
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stranded game which will be coming up soon but the first episode of our superhero game which is called h-town heroes we're going to be sprinkling those episodes in throughout the seasons going forward they're a lot of fun and they're also going to be coming out much closer to real time versus
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these episodes which were recorded long ago so you'll actually get to hear the real us and you know if we get reviews and things like that we'll read those that way they come out much more closer to their time that they were made anyway we're done with our break now so back to the game
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Oh, that's right. You are waiting to finish your turn until you got so quiet. And I was like, also in there, I was like, I guess they're asleep too. All right, so summer is a time for production and bringing to our attention to the earth. Start a project related to food production, or summer is a time for conquest and gathering of might. Start a project related military readiness and conquest.
Failed Plant Gene Science
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So we found out that these people are evil, right? Our goat prophet said so. Our goat prophet said so, yes. So we decided... A dude came out of the woods and also said he's basically our messiah. No, no, it was Caleb the murderer. Oh yeah, Caleb the murderer is our messiah. Yeah. Okay. So we decided to start training... I don't think messiahs are the same as prophets. He's just a prophet. Yeah, he's just a prophet.
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and military to fight said secondary peoples. What we found out is that they are actually human plant hybrids. Wow. And on completion of this term, we actually complete the project to find resources at the bottom of the sinkhole.
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Which is now which is now old old people the plastics are back up No, yeah the the people against plastics to damage the factory again Only it was at six And so I know I think it goes back one of the plastic came back up and then immediately got damaged again We started that project your turn again
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Because a project finished, and I did the people against plastics to damage it again. Because you rolled the six. And also, what resources did we find at the bottom of the sinkhole, other than
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More plastic. There's more old people. Y'all just kept throwing old people down in the fucking sinkhole while we're trying to find resources at the bottom of the sinkhole. That's where we threw all the old people at us. The thing ended on your turn, right? Wait, yeah. So you get to decide the resource that we found. Want to know my turn? The sinkhole. Oh. What's at the bottom of the sinkhole? What's at the bottom of the sinkhole? We found crystalline,
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fusionable materials, which is something we've been... Was it an abundance or a small amount? There is a very large amount. Okay. And that's so that we could theoretically get the rocket off the ground. All right, Jayden. A project fails, which one and why? So what are our active projects? We've got the plant genes thing. Yeah, the plant genes people. The people that want to turn
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people into plant people. Where's the dice for this? Plant genes people. That's transporting the genes to that. It's more than this. It should be three. No actually if it's his turn it should be one. At the end of his turn it would be one. There's the theory. Where the fuck is the two of us guys?
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And then we've got attacking these people, rebuilding the plastics again. And then whatever that is. And also now we also know
Fossil Discovery and Tensions
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that there is radioactive isotope crystals. Well, yeah, but he's deciding what project fails. Yeah, but we're not doing anything with that.
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Only we had a... I said plant people. This was going to be done in one week. The plant genes? Yeah. Okay, so this fails. We realized... It's not plant people, but it's how to make children bigger and faster. So that failed. This had one week. I don't know where the die went for that, but that was going to be one week. What was that? That was training a military force to attack the plant human hyperion. So now we have military forces, it only took one week.
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Wow, this is shitty fucking military. One week of training. And then what are your actions that you do? I don't know where they are. So we figured out why the goats were the way they were. Just delete this one. No, we just decided to worship them.
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We can discover something new and then realize that we only have until the end of the year until something wrong happens. This is going to be very heavily edited. Well, no, it's the end of the year until the... Yeah, we wouldn't be able to recover that. Are those arrows or dinosaurs? They're dinosaurs. Arrows and then dinosaurs? Or is those like birds? I think they're birds. Maybe we find a prehistoric fossil. Okay. We discover a fossil. Draw a fossil.
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Is it a human? Is it a human? It's going to be like an animal crossing the fossil. It's a human. So an animal type? It's a two-headed goat. It looks like a shell, but it could be anything that you find. But it's a, sure, it's a human. We were standing from this planet, bro. Or it's been 1,000 years. It's of a two-headed goat beaming with festival feet. All right, Bill Suray. Clearly, we were older than we were. Let's try and do some rapid rounds.
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Oh, I became sober in the queen of clubs everyone What is it is 955 I mean, it's not that light, but yeah, oh Disease you're welcome to
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Yeah, and sober up and stuff. Disease spreads through the community. Choose one. You spend the week quarantining and treating the disease. Project dice are not reduced this week. That's not that hard. Nobody knows what to do about it. Add health and fertility as a scarcity. I choose that one. Okay. Especially since my plant growth hormone thing didn't work out. Yeah. Hell, it was the plant hormone fucking
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experiments that cause the infertility and disease and they're a scarcity so now I am going to propose a project to figure out how to turn this around okay using the radioactive isotope to blast the disease away like heat
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I don't see a futuristic answer nine dumbass. We got nine. We already say it's it's idiocracy in space. It's going to say it's nine terms to find the cure for cancer nine weeks. Well, that's better than to be fair. We already found the cure. We just don't want to give it to you.
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Hey, if the FDA came out and said that in nine weeks we're gonna put out this drug that cures cancer, I'd be excited. Two of clubs, someone returns to the community, who, where were they? You find the body, do people who recognize who it is, what happened? It's Caleb!
00:24:05
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No, I say someone, someone returns to the community. It's the guy nobody remembers. He comes back. Fun fact, if you're all Marvel fans out there, it's the mutant, forget me not. You look back at him and you're...
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And nobody remembers him again, or the fact that he was here earlier. As soon as you stop, as soon as with Forgive Me Not specific mutation, every time you turn away from him or are not looking at him, you forget he ever existed. Was that stolen for Doctor Who? Yeah, I was thinking. I was like, Oh, it's actually a person. It's actually a character in X-Men. Well, no, because in the original series of Doctor Who, there was a species of aliens. The silence. The silence.
Environmental Impact and Hallucinations
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Okay, I'm gonna now hold a discussion because this hasn't been formalized yet. I'm gonna hold a discussion gentlemen
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members of the clergy, what are the tenets of our religion? Number one, tenets. Is this the plastic guy again? What are our five commandments? This one's Caleb. You're Caleb this time? We're not. This is the clergy. We're determining our five commandments. Yeah. He's the one, he's, he's the one asking what he's got the one with the big hat. The five commandments of our two headed ghost. So are you Caleb? I'm one of his
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priests or whatever. Can I be Caleb? Sure. As the foundation of the goat is testicles, fertility is the base of we as a people. All right, that is the base. Fertility is what happened. Fertility good. Fertility good. Gotta have babies. America right now. Uh, Prophet Caleb. What's the second tenet? As, as the... What was the name of the deal?
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The demon we have. We haven't named it. Ba-ah-ah. Oh, B-A-H, yeah, ba-ah. Ba-ah-ah. As leader of the ba. Ba-ah-ah. The religion based towards the two-headed goat creature with the balls for feet. Our second tenet is due on two others as we have them fart on ourselves.
Moral Dilemmas and Ethical Debates
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Fuck others as you have them, fuck you. Wow, this is just a sexual religion. Okay. Sounds like a religion. I was going to say, don't eat the purple bush. Change it up. Don't eat the purple bush. Don't eat the purple bush. I like it. Is that a You Can Have One? It's part of the religion. Go Bill. Make peace with your neighbor, even if they're different or you see them as evil. Oh wow.
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There's a redeeming quality in this religion. They may be evil, but we need to make peace. But the first two tenets is about sex, so it's okay. Exactly. You have to make peace. And in mine, in the face of danger, the best option is to faint. Just like the goats. Before I go in here, I'm not pooping. Are you sure? I'm sorry for all this. That sounds like something somebody who's pooping is gonna say. I don't poop at other people's houses. I slightly pooped in there, so.
00:27:40
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Unless I'm doing a flea treat inside. If the customers are holding it in. I will definitely use their restroom if I'm doing a flea treat. They're not going to come in. If we're doing a flea treat in your house, you have to leave the house. There are in such circumstances the bathroom is free and clear. It is free real estate. So we will poop in your bathroom.
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Even if we don't have to book, we will try. A project finishes early, which one, why? So what project can happen? Nine for the food from this thing. No, that's the fusion crystals to cure the fertility issues. I thought that was to cure the plague going on. Which causes the health and fertility problem. This one is to get the science from the underground
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bunker to produce meat trees on land or genetically modified land trees isn't that already where the meat trees are and then this one no destroy this is to finish the plastic again because the people against plastic yeah goddamn have to fucking ruin everything the AP hold it down just trying to get by trying to get on get by and by these people have no fucking chill so
00:29:10
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Should we fix the fertility or the plastic? What was this one for? That's your decision. Well, yeah, but I can ask. I think that was located then. This is located the plant people, the plant people hybrid. Because that guy just came back and I'm planning on putting either a discussion or a project about him. Or discovering something. Could discover something new. He could show us something. So fix plastics again.
00:29:40
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Fix the fertility and disease issue. Or... Oh yeah, this needs to go down. Learn the secrets of the plant meat production. And bring them to the land. And bring the production of plant meat hybrids to the land. The secret is you refresh. So I guess I'll fix the plastics.
00:30:09
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We've just become so good at fixing that point. We've become so good at plastic! Alright, and then I'm gonna start a project on... Is plastic an important part of the religion? We've already got two sex tenets. Do you want to add plastic as one and replace the other sex in it?
00:30:39
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I didn't add a sex tenant. My sex tenant was about peace. Frank added the do unto others fucking thing or something. Sex unto others is you have them sex you. It's just gonna be a lot of war. Let's replace that one with the plastics. I like mine. Nobody likes more. Less organic is the more likely it is to be an apartment. Well, let's not say that on podcasts.
Failed Environmental Experiments
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But I do actually like...
00:31:07
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Just stop talking. Especially the faces they make. I don't know. What is going on over there? I like the faces. Frank, you know when your word asks you to stop talking? This is that bad. OK, so you start a project to what now? I don't even remember. It's about the plastic hating people.
00:31:34
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Because the important part of the relationship is about plastic. Are we killing off the plasticators? No, not killing. The plasticators! To convert them. People against plastic caps. Plasticators. The PAPs. He introduced them, he said they're called the PAPs. They're called the PAPs. So I guess what should we do about the PAP?
00:32:00
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So you're doing a discussion or a project? You think a discussion or a project would be better? A discussion doesn't actually accomplish anything other than throw out ideas. Yeah, I think we should do a project. Just do something about it. All right. Well, that leaves it open-ended to whoever's turn it ends on gets to do something. By the way, on your turn, it ends the, we figured out the science behind the matrices.
00:32:31
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9 weeks. We're landing on a bunch of 9s now. What happened early game with all those low ass rolls and 1s? So what is the science behind the plastic trees? Well, we figured it out. We don't need to explain what it is. What's the conclusion of the project? You have to describe the conclusion of the project. What's the conclusion of the project?
00:33:00
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Can we do it? Can we bring the meat trees over to our mainland or stay on the island? Well, aren't all the trees meat trees? No, they're carnivorous trees. The carnivore trees make high. That's right. Is it maybe that in a unsecuted environment, it actually takes
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or flourishes into a even more deadly foodstuffs. I don't know. I'm just fucking saying shit that's funny. Does it make a steak that eats you? Or do you eat the steak? In celibate or in the last night? Steak eat you. It reads mobile. I feel like says. Mobile carnivorous foods. We figured out the science behind both of the... Well, no. We figured out the science behind the meat tree.
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but we've, we were developing the science on something else as well. On the fertility, on fixing the health and fertility problem. Yeah. No, that's over here using. Oh, no, no, no. Yeah. We initially were trying to create a growth, use the meat tree genes to somehow make our children grow faster because all our adults are dying. But that project failed. So they determined that that was,
00:34:28
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Not possible. Radiation to kill disease. Radiation to kill cancer. I mean, you could just say we figured it out and it only works on the trees that grow on that island. Or we could say that it actually works on all trees, but it makes them more carnivorous than they are. Or they're now just fleshy carnivorous creatures.
00:34:54
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So now you can eat them and they can eat you. Or we figured out the science and we're bringing back the chemical that was made to make these trees into fresh trees. A product. God damn it. We brought rectum. We brought material. We brought back
00:35:42
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See the thing about this game is I'd need more scenarios because like I
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I mean, I guess you could try the total truth is in the goddamn Oregon Trail, but I except on another world. No, I mean, if we were going to do this ever again. Yeah. Just put it fucking Oregon Trail aside by Oregon Trail. I'm sure they are sure they've got a fight. The community becomes obsessed with a single project. Which one? Why choose one? They decided to take more time to ensure that it is perfect.
00:36:19
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add three weeks to the project die, they drop everything else to work on it. All other projects fail. If there are no projects underway, then it's scarce to be born. If there are no projects underway, add a scarce to be born itemless. All right, so the community becomes obsessed with a single project. Which one? Why? Choose one. So we've got the fix the plastics. Fix the plastics. We've got
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I thought we finished that early. And cure the disease. Yeah, we fixed the plastic. The plastics are done. Then this one is to figure out what to do with the PAPs. Oh, okay. I think that one would be expedited just because... Well, no, this we focus on and we want to make it perfect so it takes longer. And the whole reason I put this in is because the one I hit says that we are low in fertility and high in disease. Hence why I put up this project to cure the disease with the radioactive
Shifting Priorities and Survival Focus
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shift.
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Well, I should probably do that. In my opinion. So I'm between that one and this one. Or this one. Isn't this one? Find them. Find them. Yeah. So, uh, we can either murder all of the goat guide. Why do we have to murder them? Because that's how I'm pushing this. Or... Well, no. Doesn't it just mean we take longer to figure it out? Yeah. It says we need to become obsessed with a single project. Which one? Why? Choose one.
00:37:43
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They decided to take more time to show that it is perfect. They drop everything else to work on it. Then we murder all the PAPs. Oops. You don't get to decide what we do. We're taking more time to figure it out. The community becomes obsessed with this single project. Which one and why? They drop everything else to work on it. All other projects fail.
00:38:12
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So add three weeks to one or... Complete one now and delete them. No, it's one stays as it was and the rest of them fail. Oh. Because nobody's working on these anymore. Right. So it doesn't even expedite it? No, it doesn't even expedite it. Let me see which card was it. Ace of...
00:38:39
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The community comes obsessed with a single project. Which one of them why? Okay, choose one. They decide to take more time and ensure that it's perfect at three weeks. Or they drop everything else to work on it. All other projects fail. So it's either they we need longer than what the time we've been given to figure this out or
00:39:00
Speaker
This is the only one we're working on and everything else is saying everything. Yes, but there's no expediting. Well, boo, that's not fun. I said it is. It's just to get it done. Yeah, let's not like it makes it any faster. It doesn't make it any faster. Well, it's the most important out of these 30 weeks. Yeah, but we could just add three to finding these three weeks to finding these people. And then we're still working on that one and we're still working on this one. No, if you add three weeks to one,
00:39:25
Speaker
No, I'm sorry. If you add three weeks to one, nothing happens to the others. Right, so we're going to add three weeks to, I'm already at eight, find people. Okay. I kind of read that as, oh yeah, we're, okay, we're trying to be perfect. Trying to locate exactly where they are so we can wipe them out. All right, so what are my other options for? Where's the paper at? Here.
00:39:55
Speaker
I don't know where the other one went. The other one's in Florida. Oh, it's beside me. I stole it. Play a card, adjust the dice, take the action, discover something new, hold a discussion, and start a project. All right, so I'm going to discover something new. While walking in the fortis. Fortis? While walking in the fortis.
00:40:19
Speaker
Why do people keep walking in this world? Walking in the forest of carnivorous trees Well walking in the forest of carnivorous trees Caleb
External Threats and Alliances
00:40:36
Speaker
finds a small child and this is a humanoid goat to a goat penis foot
00:40:49
Speaker
child, uh, hybrid, um, and it's crying, laying underneath the bowels of a, um, in the process of saving the child, the child tells, and it speaks English. I think. Previn Cole. You can't speak to this one.
00:41:34
Speaker
Well, I don't think you can say that. I think we would need to then have a discussion or project on if we should worship them.
00:41:48
Speaker
All right. That's my thing. I did a thing. We did the same thing. The parish arrives. Who are they? And why have they chosen your community? The parish. What? Or a small gang of marauders is taking its way. They're called the parish. I like the parish.
00:42:17
Speaker
the goat people are sharing. They show up on their motorcycles and it's like... As long as they're not the big bad. One of them's name is Spider and he shows up on his motorcycle and he's got the little mutant Joao dog with a gun and their name is Killer. So which one are we going at? I like to go with that. Oh I think I'll have to get my motorcycle. They're so shitty. You made their crime shitty. Yeah you did.
00:42:51
Speaker
Yeah, cuz you know how the Sun's been they're gonna attack us in seven weeks That's what it's us, but they're on their way. Yeah. Oh who is the Paris the Paris the ball The goat head we're gonna attack us. Yes Okay, cuz the young one that he met the forest was trying to warn us and
00:43:17
Speaker
And then we discover that we have seven weeks. That's good. That's grossy, uncivil swine for our clubs. How is that gross of an uncivil swine? Because he said so. Yeah. Sure. I'm just back away from it.
00:43:49
Speaker
but like go like all the way down or something. That'd be fucking creepy. The strongest among you dies. Oh. Kevin. Chad. Cole. Caleb. Caleb. Caleb. I said the whole family. I said the strongest. They're already dead. Caleb is our leader. Wow. The strongest among you dies. Chad. Caleb. What caused the death? Caleb. Caleb did it.
00:44:15
Speaker
He was, he got the itch. Damn it, Caleb! He got the itch and he needed the kick. He just, he had the, he can't, he can't be hit. He saw, he saw the vision of the parish and he just like perished. Yeah. Okay, so now, we are going to- The guy is now full and hinged. Oh yeah. So now we're going to- He's back to his old ways. Hold a discussion. Okay. On the fact that the parish is coming to attack us.
00:44:40
Speaker
We have a military, a trained military force that is a word that I'm trained for exactly one week. Do we need more? Do we send them out to meet the parish? Do we set booby traps? How Home Alone 2 are we making this? All right, my response because we're going clockwise. Just because it only took us one week to train our military might does not mean that our military might is bad. Does that mean that we can train seven more units?
00:45:10
Speaker
follow the teachings of Caleb and believe that we should bow down to the parish and allow them to do as they please. Because we must faint. Because we must faint in the face of danger. As a member from the P.A.P. Oh, here we go. As a member from the P.A.P., as always,
00:45:37
Speaker
Plastics what parish people against plastic people against parish BAP the parish against plastic. Oh Maybe that's why they're not fucking traitor
Leadership Challenges and Internal Crises
00:45:50
Speaker
We must reach out to the new group to seek assistance Okay, we got two we got two really strong contenders here Frank Caleb What does Caleb think?
00:46:07
Speaker
as the leader of the murder cycle. The parish, what was our... You literally just killed our strongest guy, Chad. Bob. Did we ever figure out? The Bob. The parish, the Bob. We call them Bob. No, the religion is called Bob, but the people that are these are called the parish. As leader of the Bob, I believe we continue to follow the path set forth by our
00:46:46
Speaker
The Revered perish and continue to worship them as the angels of the small child
00:46:55
Speaker
He kidnapped a small child. Sacrifices a child. As the small child... Who is currently speaking to all our minds, don't worship us. Don't worship us. As the parish child has said, we shall continue to worship him. I didn't say that.
00:47:16
Speaker
And Jayden. I'm gonna call you Little Green! No, no, no. You're answering the question, what do we do about the parish coming? What do you think we should do about them coming? We've got to make friends with the Among Us people. Worship them. I like the Among Us people. You want to go call? And what did you say? Do you agree with the P.A.P., then? The P.A.P. that we should go ask the Among Us people for help? P.A.P.? Yes. P.A.P. for what? Talk to the Among Us people.
00:47:46
Speaker
And Ron, yours was? I said we should faint. So, be more goat-like. Be more goat? Lay down. Or be like a magus. So follow the religion, get help from the people. Holy shit, we're actually tied. Well, you asked you a question, so you get to be the tiebreaker. Well, no, I had to be Kevin. Or you can develop a whole new idea. Kevin? You didn't have to be Caleb. Caleb, what the fuck is wrong with me? I can't do names. You made up for me. I know!
00:48:16
Speaker
That's the worst part! Hey guys, what's the name of my- what did I say the name of my horse was? Jerry. I'm just kidding. Uh, what's- what's your counselor's opinion? I'm so hard with names, I can't remember names, I can love- Well? I hate my life. Counselor Bill Patine. I vote a- Execute. Order. Get the Among Us people.
00:48:46
Speaker
Alright, Bill votes for the Among Us people. Yeah, I like the Among Us people. Me too. I like the extra support because we still have the army guys. Well, so how long away are we from finding them? We're still nine weeks away from finding them? No, we're six weeks away from finding them. We're gonna find them in just enough time for the Go people. Literally, we have to ask them the same day that we're gonna get, like, invaders, like, hey.
00:49:07
Speaker
They're coming to us. We can't help you. We see you're from the same dropship. We need your help now. No, we have six turns to land on something that lets us finish a project right fucking now. So right fucking now. All right, my turn. Someone's having that thing. Choose a project that fails. Finding the Among Us people fails. Damn it. Let's watch the world burn. Not the Among Us people.
00:49:38
Speaker
Well, I do have the option to make a project. God damn. Introduce a dark mystery among members of the community, or conflict flares up among community members. As a result, a project fails. So, probably gonna go... I know! There's no good option to fail! The followers of B.A.A. and the P.A.P. are clearly getting at each other's frozen points. God.
00:50:06
Speaker
That would make something fail. I mean it makes sense. I mean the project that would make sense to fail because of the two sides would be finding the Among Us people. Or you could have the spooking, what was it called?
00:50:37
Speaker
I could, but that wouldn't make sense. Well, maybe it does. Maybe they walk into the same forest, not expecting these carnivorous trees. Maybe it would make sense because... Okay, I got it. The conflict flares among the community members. And there's still a
Dynamic Shifts and Resource Management
00:50:54
Speaker
gravity storm all over here. And the project of the goat people coming does fail only because the PAP has acquired
00:51:03
Speaker
the small child and is holding him hostage. Yeah, that's what I was about to say. Okay, so project fails. So Parrish don't want the bah to worship them though. But they also don't want their baby to die. Is this essentially Nasca of the Valley of the Wind? Is this just a baby ome and giant bugs are coming to destroy us? Yes. The Parrish.
00:51:39
Speaker
Yeah. How do you make them walking on their balls? Walking on their balls in space. Ah! God, it hurts so bad. I don't want to walk anymore. That's why they're sleeping on their balls. That's why they're sleeping on their balls. That's why they're sleeping on their balls. That's why they're sleeping on their balls. That's why they're sleeping on their balls. That's why they're sleeping on their balls. That's why they're sleeping on their balls. That's why they're sleeping on their balls. That's why they're sleeping on their balls. That's why they're sleeping on their balls. That's why they're sleeping on their balls. That's why they're sleeping on their balls. That's why they're sleeping on their balls. That's why they're sleeping on their balls. That's why they're sleeping on their balls. That's why they're sleeping on their balls. That's why they're sleeping on their balls. That's why they're sleeping on their balls. That's why they're sleeping on their
00:51:57
Speaker
Can you imagine coming all that way on your ball? Two-headed, two-headed, two-headed, two-headed, two-headed, two-headed, two-headed, two-headed, two-headed, two-headed,
00:52:09
Speaker
They don't, they're not from this planet. Maybe they ride the gravity storm suit. Exactly. Do you not see this guy's hair? He's obviously not from around here. Why do you think there are meat trees?
00:52:35
Speaker
So the the only option I can go with here or I can throw in a twistball harvest is Harvest here is plentiful out in abundance or oh, that's right. I don't know how to win drives out your enemies remove a threatening force from your map and the area Well, we've got several threatening forces. We've got the badger moles. Yeah, we've got the carnivorous plants and
00:52:59
Speaker
And we've got, I mean, the Parashartir right now. And depending on if you want to call them, that they're still the unknown Among Us people. Yeah. Which may or may not be evil plant hybrid things. True. Because we haven't arrived yet. Which would make sense in lore of Among Us. The cold wind might make sense that the carnivorous plants go into like a hibernated state.
00:53:26
Speaker
They bite the ground to leverage themselves because the gravity gets super low during the winter. Super low. So you actually think you're losing weight. Right. You start floating almost. You take a step and you start floating like 20 feet. See, that's why you actually gain weight in the winter because you think you're losing weight because the gravity is just getting
00:53:54
Speaker
Yeah, I would say the threatening force would do effect more of the trees. Yeah. And so the trees. The cold, other winds start freezing the trees. Yeah, so they go dormant. And the cold automats unfortunately blow all of the high farts away from us. The high farts. The other side of the world is about to get hit with the type of shit. The winter of the Jupiter planet?
00:54:23
Speaker
The minerals during the winter subjugate the... the... uh... poison. See, all the wind takes it to the other side of the world and everyone over there starts just killing themselves. I'm going to start a project. I'm going to start a project. I'm going to start a project. I'm going to start a project. I'm going to start a project. I'm going to start a project. I'm going to start a project. I'm going to start a project. I'm going to start a project. I'm going to start a project. I'm going to start a project. I'm going to start a project. I'm going to start a project.
00:54:46
Speaker
He should have more of like a play now since the whole thing. Try a project with you. The guy who everyone keeps forgetting. So what's his project? His project is... I got the poo on me. It's my strong hand.
00:55:17
Speaker
I mean, he's kind of introduced to the community. He knows about what's going on there. He's going to go ahead and try to kidnap the child and deliver him back. All right. He starts a project.
Reality vs. Hallucination
00:55:39
Speaker
That takes six weeks. Wow. It's a long time to kidnap a two-headed goat kid with a testicle feed. He has to infiltrate, you know, he has to get comfortable with the community. And the problem is everyone keeps forgetting who the hell he is. Okay, I have a mouse case. Alright. Is that like an honor box? A bit better.
00:56:05
Speaker
I could chuck it at the ground. I used to chuck mine. Nine of flowers. Clothes. Clothes. Clothes. The community works constantly, and as a result, a project finishes early. Or a group goes out to explore the map more thoroughly and finds something that had been previously overlooked. So you basically get to discover something new. Or finish projects. Or finish projects. And you still get to take your action.
00:56:35
Speaker
Have we been reducing these ever? I don't know. The plastic is plastic. This one's at like three. The plastic is back. Three is also for the radioactive medicine. Three among us. Three for everything actually. Did you put the dice for the goat guy? The goat stealer? Goat stealer? Yeah that was this time.
00:57:05
Speaker
The forgotten man. Yeah, so if that's the one and it's five is our one six Okay Well, it's been like three not Okay, the community works constantly and deserves as a result a project finishes early or a group goes out to explore the map more thoroughly and find something that had been previously overlooked like that so they go out and
00:57:33
Speaker
and find something that had been previously overlooked. This is a structure built to look like a very dense portion of the trees. Inside said structure, they find a cache of knowledge information about this planet. From the people that were here before, from the fossils that were here from before us.
00:58:01
Speaker
Y'all get to see the new season of Umbrella Academy? Yes. I haven't yet. It's so good. I haven't started either. Fuck! Never mind. You probably knew where I was. I know where you're talking about. And they discover something new. The planet's atmosphere, coupled with the high medication, the high poisons from the poison plants,
00:58:30
Speaker
makes anybody in the forest long-term hallucinate over time. Oh, we knew that. What about the goats? But what they found out is that this planet used to be populated by humans.
00:58:48
Speaker
that were from Earth previously. They were all into going to telescope, who had goat people? Because our original theory was that we got stopped by a black hole, we circled around a black hole. And so the previous one got here, lived a couple thousand years. That could take billions of years. In the process, they realized that there are no goat people. Oh, and they realized there are no goat people?
00:59:17
Speaker
The go people are hallucinations. The go people are hallucinations. We don't know that though. No, the wind stopped. Yeah. The winds blew all the stuff away. Yeah. And then we were able to walk in there without getting high. So I guess this has to change the sense.
00:59:32
Speaker
Yeah, I guess. So I guess let's just take it off. I guess you could just say that this is him trying to get friendly with the... Yeah. Because that was for your card, right? So you still have to take an action? No, that was... I kind of did both. So the discovery... So it was the nine of something. First he discovered the structure and then he discovered the information about the past.
00:59:59
Speaker
So the planet was basically, uh, fucked up. So you found it and also, well, the information points to, you know, the go people not being real. They're actually, you know, just our hallucinations of what you should be on our somewhat fall. So they are just humans. Yeah. And so somebody's willing to be a human or a child, just a human child, just up in the air of like several thousand year evolution of a human child at this planet specifically. Um, on a project.
01:00:28
Speaker
Just isn't working out as expected. Radically change the nature of this project. Don't want to find the dye.
Debating Survival Strategies
01:00:36
Speaker
But when it resolves, you'll be responsible for telling the community how. So we've got three projects. There's the thing to use the radioactive stuff to solve our health and fertility issues. There's finding these people. He was trying to kidnap the goat child. But now it's changed. Or what's the other thing? Just trying to be nice to the community.
01:00:58
Speaker
good with the community because he knew that, like, everyone was just high as shit. So now he's high, too. Well, he's alive. Oh, and the wind. Oh, that's right. OK, so everyone's fine. So we actually find out that this is the original guy who put together this project to come to this this planet deliciously purposely is the one who decided to fly through
01:01:28
Speaker
Find out he's the pilot. Yes. So what's his project though? What's he changing the project to? Well our well, is it him? So what you're supposed to be doing right now is changing the nature of one of the three projects that are out Okay, or is there an or on this one? It says or something goes foul and supplies around at a new stairs. Where are we supposed to be drawing on this thing all the time? We have a lot of drawings
01:01:58
Speaker
We've been drawing stuff here and there. Look, there's a testament to a double-headed goat demon. Yes, but we have that out there. He radically changed the nature of this project. So instead of him trying to become friends with us now then, he's trying to get off the planet by himself.
01:02:16
Speaker
He is trying to divide. Yeah, he's trying to divide. He's trying to divide. He's our escape pod. Exactly. He's trying to turn the escape pods into rockets for himself, basically. So he can go back and... To wherever. Does he try to stop us from... I just reduced it. I just reduced all the dice for your turn. Sure. Yeah, maybe he's trying to... He's trying to stop. He's trying to fix the problem he created. Holy fucking shit, bro. Trying to go back in time. He's turning it into a... I just reduced all the dice. Okay.
01:02:46
Speaker
And then the D&D campaign of us is coming. We have to stop him because if he does that, he erases a thousand years of history. True. We don't exist anymore. I like that one. I'm okay with not existing in this world.
01:02:59
Speaker
This is a horrible world. It started out kind of cool. I'll let y'all know what I'm about to do. Now that I have no one's eye anymore, I think everyone would go back to being sane. Once I read this, I'm about to choose a project that's going to make you all want to be here forever. Three of clubs. Someone leaves the community after issuing a dire warning.
01:03:25
Speaker
Who and what is the warning or Someone issues a dire warning and the community leaps into action to avoid disaster. What is the warning star a contentious project that relates to it? Okay, that we thought it up that affects you there. There's word about this guy or he did what he wanted to do We fucked up the second one the second one affects something what I want to do So I'm gonna go to the person someone leaves the community after issuing a dire warning who and what is the warning who?
01:03:53
Speaker
It's the testicle footage child. It's not actually a testicle footage child. Yeah, it's actually a human being that's been evolving for the last 2,000 years on this planet. That doesn't change the fact that it's a testicle footage child? No, because we are hallucinating them being a testicle footage child. Oh, it's just... The human life has slightly evolved.
01:04:14
Speaker
Okay, it looks slightly different. Like they have slightly more elongated, they have large skulls. They probably still have tested one more for you because that's fucking hilarious. Because all the druggie fumes are exiting our systems, we kind of see this child now in a red tint and they just kind of look to us, you're all going to die here. And then today just disappear for a little bit.
01:04:37
Speaker
Was the child ever there for real? Was the child everything's there? And for my project, I am going to show you a project to tame and ride these wild badger moles!
01:05:00
Speaker
Seven weeks to tame this horde of badger bulls. Not for my turn. So we need to go ahead and do that. One more week till we find them. Hey one more week till babies and disease is no longer an issue y'all.
01:05:18
Speaker
guys three weeks well I pull a card to make babies and disease go longer well actually technically it's gonna be wrong to decide that and the Among Us people because they all do hit zero on this turn all right king of clubs a natural disaster strikes the
Final Decisions and Future Prospects
01:05:36
Speaker
air choose one focus on getting everyone to safety you remove an abundance and a project bills
01:05:45
Speaker
Or you focus on protecting your supplies and hard works at any cost. Several people die as a result. Wow. That one's a little bit special. We only have like 53 people. Or 56. I think we're going to protect our stuff and a few more people are going to die.
01:06:02
Speaker
is get shy up in a space from the gravity. Yeah, except the people, like the couple of people that end up dying. A gravity storm passes through because we, uh, we killed off all the people who are under 50 all got murdered. And we all as a group decided to kill off the people in there. Okay. And then for my thing, I'm going to do, let's see on the outskirts of town. Looks up at the sky.
01:06:29
Speaker
And see if the old people get slung away. People just getting flung into the eye. And yells, oh yeah, the Among Us people goes to zero. The medicine goes to zero. Yeah. OK, so we discover the Among Us people. OK. Or we find their location. That's what we were trying to do. We find the location of the Among Us people. And what was the other one? Medicine for babies and for disease. Yeah, using the medicine.
01:07:01
Speaker
I think I'm going to start a project to... What do I want to do? I really feel bad for our people. I'm going to try to... This game's going to be played jerok. We're going to try to play this world out. I'm going to discover something new.
01:07:27
Speaker
searching the mountains looking for the Amongst People, we discover a cave that goes deep into the mountains. Hey, that's a lot. That's a lot. Now, I have a question. Is it an actual cave? Because I noticed its shape makes me think it's a little sus next to me. A little sus-y. A little sus-y. Which are these Amongst People. All right, what'd you draw? They have spiky balls for feet.
01:07:57
Speaker
So I drew an eight of clubs, someone sabotages a project, and the project fails as a result. He did this in life. Or someone's caught trying to sabotage the efforts of the community. How does the community respond? Fuckin' Caleb, feed him to a tree. True. What projects are there? There's the dude trying to get off planet, and there is... Carol. Don't worry about Carol. Uh... Carol? Carol? There you go. Caleb's not doing anything right now.
01:08:26
Speaker
Yeah, so I'm going to tie two things in because I want to deal with Caleb this time around anyways. So Caleb- I'm going to kill him. He already decides to kill someone else. Caleb, you already killed Chad piece by piece. Can I have me see him die? Yeah. Two, four, six, seven. No, you got all seven. So Caleb, I guess, oh no, someone's going to have to feed Caleb. It doesn't happen.
01:08:55
Speaker
Caleb gets killed off by a random solar storm. Where's my d10? This one? Yeah. That's a precision altar. Which is also a d10. It's also, yes, a d10. But it's also a percentile. Percentile. Percentile. Percentile. Yes. A print tie. A part tie. Oh no! I lost my pointy one. Big belly burger.
01:09:34
Speaker
So I don't know any idea on who could do this, but I feel like the thing that should happen is the pilot guy is sabotaged and so
01:09:49
Speaker
The P.A.P. sabotages the pilot guy because he's using plastics to repair the ship. Hey, I'm just going to say it right now. The war turns go by. The war turns go by. I'm really starting to like these P.A.P. people. Sorry, I couldn't hear you. Yeah, and so the P.A.P. guy finds the captain going inside and outside of the plastics a lot and then finds out that he's building ship parts. Okay.
01:10:16
Speaker
And so, interiors, yeah, interiors, like chairs and fucking boards and fucking space shuttle. Glass. And this project failed, right? The project failed? I have to fucking close. You have to realize this is 2,000 years into the future from the last time. Yeah, the project failed. Okay. That's true. Maybe they know how to make plastics into spaceships.
01:10:42
Speaker
I mean it doesn't have to be like plastic plastic like who's to say in a hundred years what plastic it's silica based Instead of carbon. Did you know they have clear aluminum? I Would be well, that's transducers transducers No, it's not and then I'm gonna go ahead and I think
01:11:03
Speaker
We'll start a project about dealing with Caleb. Starting a project to deal with Caleb. We're gonna decide in one week what happens to Caleb. And Frank? Hey, that works out because Frank, the creator of Caleb, will get to decide what happens to him.
01:11:32
Speaker
Translucent. How many weeks we got left for those bad moles? Aluminium. A little bit. Five more weeks. Aluminium oxynitride is a transparent ceramic composed of aluminum, oxygen, and nitrogen. I'm amazed that Audible can hold this long of a recording.
01:12:01
Speaker
transparent in the New York. Oh, sorry. Yeah, it's a thing looking fucking Google it. It's literally transparent. Cool. Sorry, it's transparent steal from Star Wars. What? Yeah, but it's actually real fucking tech. Star Wars is real. I don't know what you're talking about, bro. Might not be wrong. Waiting for them spades pop up. Oh, fuck. It was a spade. I knew it was coming.
01:12:29
Speaker
It's winter now winter has come winter so the end of the game is king of spades King of spades ends the game. Oh shit king of spades ends the game. Is that what it was? No, it's Ace of spades. Heaven wild. Yeah It ends on a total cliffhanger. Wait, why is it on the top? Because that's where it put it. It's The bottom. Yeah, wait
01:12:57
Speaker
The top is, he's just got it upside down. Well that's on the very bottom, it's not possible. No, he pulled it from the top and stuck it on the bottom. Frank, stop fucking with shit! That's fine. He lost stuff low enough that it won't matter. You good? Yeah, I'm chilling. Well, let's drop down to 10, 5, 3, 2, 1.
01:13:24
Speaker
Two hours ago, a bit ago. Throw it up will do that for you, I'm excited. It will. It clears it out of your system. Honestly, it depends on how freshly you dry. That's sure it can sometimes make you actually more dry. Like if you see that fresh liquor in your stomach, like you just took a shot and you're like, oh shit, I gotta go throw up. You're about to get thrown up. Well, I was taking a shit and I was like, you know, I'm pretty dizzy. And I was like, man. We're gonna have to edit this podcast so much. Why? This is like the golden section. All right, read your things.
01:13:54
Speaker
Yeah, this is the fucking brown note. Brown, brown nose. Now is the time to conserve energy and resources. A project fails, but again, an abundance. Wait, what? But gain an abundance. Or now is the time for humor. Well, fuck Harry, fucking shitballs. Now is the time for hurried labor and final efforts. A project finishes early, but gain a scarcity. Either one of those would be funny as Caleb, because Caleb's about to finish anyway.
01:14:24
Speaker
Yeah, um, see now's project fails the game in abundance or project finishes early, but scarcity. So this one was this one do training and training. What's this one do dealing with Caleb in one way. I miss that.
01:14:43
Speaker
dealing with Caleb. That depends on you. What do you mean dealing with him? Who is trying to deal with him? The PAP? You decide that! It ends on you! Well the community is trying to decide what to do about Caleb because he's a psycho-high crazy person. That's what I was saying!
01:15:09
Speaker
That's what we all been saying. Because you just said you've decided what happens. I don't know what we're trying to decide, because I like Caleb, because I made the dude. But he's also kind of a fucking insane murderer. It's up to you. So if Project Failz would gain an abundance for Project Failz. I really would be in a scarcity if he said that we do not currently have. It can.
01:15:38
Speaker
I am going to go for a project that finishes early but gains scarcity. The project that finished early is the training of the warrior badge of gold. So we figured out how to train the badge of gold. How big are they? Did we ever decide to determine how big they were? Because we know that they ate some wheat.
01:16:02
Speaker
They're large enough to roar. Do you remember the giant sloths? That's what I remember. That's what I remember. Back in the day. What if there was a scarcity in training the badger moles we killed so many of them that there's not very much left? There's like 10. We had to breathe them so selectively that we had to murder a bunch of them. Over seven weeks. So the scarcity is that we found that to train them, the best way to train them was to
01:16:31
Speaker
Or it could be the scarcity of... So we now have scarcity of people? We fad Caleb to a badger mole. Good. Scarcity of Caleb. No, scarcity of food sources for the badger moles. Because then they divide a wolf for human flesh. So that's how we train the badger moles. They want to eat us, but they'll let us ride them at the same time. So to keep them happy and trained.
01:17:01
Speaker
I mean well there is the among us people because humans have now become a resource yes well specifically humans as badger
01:17:22
Speaker
Because we threw our old people down the frickin' sink. That's true, that's true. So then now, since we finished that project, what are we in scarcity? Dude, this is going to be the darkest city in the campaign because it's a city. Okay. We had to train that actually. So then real fast. Captures people. I can see this like in D&D setting, you know, we pass, we go jump for 10 years or something.
01:17:47
Speaker
And this is the big bad city that is like, pillaging other cities and stealing their people to feed to their badgermals. Actually, because this happened on Ron's turn, we have a... It's Frank's turn. I know, but this happened on your turn. The infertility. We're super fertile now because of the fucking stuff. That means we don't have a hurt. It's neutral. No, it's still... We don't have a lot of... We have babies.
01:18:15
Speaker
Oh shit! We start being babies! It's the worst kind of heartbeat, Bill! No, it wouldn't be turned into food factories to produce food for us. Oh, Jesus Christ, we could never buy this. Oh my God! That hasn't happened because we have a scarcity of badgermoles. Or how about we feed the badgermoles the flesh trees? That would be a project to find proper badgermole food that isn't humans.
01:18:58
Speaker
Look we could do it cuz we know for human we can manipulate the flesh trees We know we can make the trees taste like humans
01:19:12
Speaker
No, we just used to say what a flesh tree tastes like. No, Frank said we don't have a taste tree. No, we can make the flesh tree. Not just flesh. We can use the plant gene technology that we have to make the trees taste like humans.
01:19:27
Speaker
So we're basically trying to switch them from the regular Whopper to the Impossible Whopper. Have you seen them? Yes, the Impossible Whopper. Have you actually had the Impossible Whopper? Yes, so many times. It's so good. But guess what? Actually, it's the cost of two Whoppers. All right, girl. I got nine of clubs. So someone goes messy. All right.
01:19:51
Speaker
They're alone in the winter elements. Oh, wait, what happened? Oh, we fed Caleb. Yeah, we fed Caleb to the Badger moles and retribution for his acts of murder. Yeah. Against the the colony. Not just entries. Try to leave. He was making the ship to try to know that was it was not Caleb. That's the forgotten man. Yeah, that's that's the forgotten.
01:20:18
Speaker
Okay. Okay. We got another one that's forgotten because no one ever hears from that person again. So if someone disappears, forgotten when disappears again, not again. He actually just went into his own house, but he lives alone. So no one sees him. They just forgot about him.
01:20:38
Speaker
He must be exposed to some rainy issues because as soon as people see him, they forget about him. It's actually John Cena that went with us. Do not see me. It's John Cena! Alright, Bill, draw. You can do a project to fix our... to turn our trees into human plants? Yeah, we can do that. Six weeks. Okay. If you get a project filter, pay lower.
01:21:07
Speaker
If it gets to my turn, I'm failing that if I have a chance. You only have like 26 people left. And 16 little babies. Marvel's Forget Me Not Y'all. I don't know who that is. Exactly. Exactly. His mutation translates to the comic book. I don't know who you're talking about. Ugh. My frickin' wrist hurts.
01:21:34
Speaker
Three of spades. Okay. Someone comes up with an ingenious solution to a big problem. And as a result, a project finishes early.
Winter Safety and Frost Showers
01:21:44
Speaker
Damn it. What was their idea? What's the other project? Or someone comes up with a plan to ensure safety and comfort during the coldest months. Start the project related to this.
01:21:57
Speaker
OK, let's be honest. We're going to be dealing with the badge bowl issue, and that's the fact that they don't need people. We can feed them flesh trees. No. No. I like feeding the people to the flesh trees. And now we no longer have a shortage of people. If I get a chance, I'm fucking with that, just so you know. I want to feed these people. He likes the badge bowl. We got rid of Caleb. And? He was the only food we needed to eat other than the trees.
01:22:26
Speaker
Uh, and then what's your action? Well, if they're pig trees, that means they already have the arteries, right? Of humans? Well, here's the action. Here's the action. It just tastes like pigs. I mean. Yeah. When, when the test, when the, what we thought was a testicle footage child, but actually turned out to just be a child, uh, child disappeared, disappeared, they turned to us and said, you know, and then just poof, we're gone.
01:22:54
Speaker
Again? And they left a note that said, beware of the frost showers. Beware of the frost showers. So now I'm starting a project to research the cold slaughters. Cold slaughters. Yeah, the cold slaughters. No, they have to be called the frost showers. And it's going to take two weeks to find information on the frost showers. Oh, no, Bill. That's just starting a project. That's starting a project and discovering.
01:23:24
Speaker
a note. To discover the notes of the Frost Shepherd. It's gonna probably take two weeks to find it. Okay, whatever. We start a project. To learn about the Frost Shepherd. They left it underneath the toilet seat. They figured we'd look there, and we just happened to be able to look in the toilet seat. Right. Okay, my turn. There's no women left. There might be, sorry. There's still the promiscuous girl or whatever.
01:23:53
Speaker
I don't think anything ever happened to her. No, she's just strung out. She's just strung out. Oh, she's waiting on spring to come. Is it the queen? The queen of the frost shepherds arrived. Oh, the game is over. And so that's the cliffhanger we end on. OK, so that's how we start.
Gameplay Recap and Humor
01:24:11
Speaker
When we play a game, I can come up with what the frost shepherds are. Frank, you want to hit me with some cold arctic frost smoke?
01:24:22
Speaker
I was playing on dealing with the full knowledge next. All right. Wow. Frost Shepherds, everybody. All right. Well, that's been whatever the fuck you were just playing. Miracle at midnight. That was a quiet year.
01:24:43
Speaker
is what it's called. It was not quiet at all. We were fucking feeding babies to badger moles. That's true. We did not actually do that yet. I was Frank. I played God. I played God. You can find me on social media at God.
01:25:06
Speaker
Well, actually, you can find me streaming sometimes on Twitch, if you like Kessil. I was Ron, and actually, I primarily played a member of the P.A.P., and you can find me at Beryllium1. I was Bill, I was also God. I was Hayden, I played several different roles, like a good boy. And God. I'm Jaden, I played your mom last night. And God. And God.
01:25:36
Speaker
All right, this may never see the light of day, goodbye. But why not? Is plastic an important part of the packaging? It keeps the plants away. We've already got two sex tinnits. Do you want to add plastic as one and replace the other sex tinnit? I'm fine with that. I didn't add a sex tinnit. My sex tinnit was about peeves. Ask those two about sex tinnits. Frank added the do unto others fucking thing or something. Sex unto others is you have them sex you. It's just going to be a lot more. Let's replace that one with the plastics.
01:26:04
Speaker
I like mine. Nobody likes more. Less organic it is, the more likely it is to be in a party. Let's
Religious Debate on Plastics
01:26:10
Speaker
not say that on podcasts. But I do actually like it. Just stop talking. Especially the faces they make. I don't know. What is going on over there? I like the faces. You know when your word asks you to stop talking?
01:26:34
Speaker
Okay, so you start a project to what now? It's about the plastic hating people because it okay important part of the religion Yeah, it is about plastic. Are we we're killing off the plastic haters not gee? No, not killing the plastic haters to convert them either against plastic caps plastic haters the PFPs
01:27:01
Speaker
Yeah, he introduced them. He said they're called the PAPs. Yeah, they're called the PAPs. So I guess what should we do about the PAP? So you're doing a discussion or a project? You think a discussion or a project would be better? A discussion doesn't actually accomplish anything other than throw out ideas. Yeah, I think we should do a project. Just do something about it.
01:27:24
Speaker
Well, that leaves it open-ended to whoever's turn it ends on, gets to do something. By the way, on your turn, it ends the, we figured out the science behind the meat trees. Nine. Nine weeks. Nine weeks. We're landing upon a bunch of nines now. What happened early game with all these low-ass rolls and ones?
01:27:53
Speaker
So what is the science behind the plastic trees? Well, we figured it out. We don't need to explain what it is. What's the conclusion of the project? You have to describe the disclosure of the project. What's the word conclusion of the meat? Can we do it? The meat tree products. Can we bring the meat trees over to our mainland or stay on the island? Are all the trees meat trees?
01:28:22
Speaker
No, they're carnivorous trees. The trees over here make piggy. And the carnivore trees make high. That's right. Is it maybe that in an un-soccluded environment it actually florishes or flourishes into an even more deadly foodstuffs? I don't know. I'm just fucking saying shit this time. Does it make a steak that eats you?
01:28:50
Speaker
or do you eat the steak? Steak, eat you. I feel like we figured out the science behind both of like the... Well, no, we figured out the science behind the meat tree, but we were developing the science on something else as well. On the fertility, on fixing the health and fertility problem. No, that's over here using
01:29:18
Speaker
Oh, no, no, no. Yeah, we initially were trying to create a growth, use the meat tree genes to somehow make our children grow faster because all our adults are dying.
Meat Trees and Fertility Issues
01:29:33
Speaker
But that project failed. And right now we're trying to use radiation to kill cancer. Radiation to kill disease. Yeah. So radiation to kill cancer. Yeah. I mean, you could just say,
01:29:49
Speaker
We figured it out and it only works on the trees that grow on that island. Or we could say that it actually works on all trees but it makes them more carnivorous than they are. Or they're now just fleshy carnivorous carnivorous creatures. So now or you can eat them and they can eat you. Or we figured out the science and we're and we're bringing back the uh the
01:30:16
Speaker
Chemical that was made to make these trees into trees, right? Yeah product Okay, all right Frank draw your cards. Oh, it's my turn. Yay
01:30:51
Speaker
See the thing about this game is I'd need more scenarios Because like I mean, I guess you could try to do this in the goddamn Oregon Trail, but except on another world No, I mean if we were gonna do this ever again, yeah
01:31:12
Speaker
Put it fucking Oregon Trail, a sci-fi Oregon Trail. I'm sure they've kind of made the scenarios. The community becomes obsessed with a single project. Which one? Why choose one? They decide to take more time to ensure that it is perfect. Add three weeks to the project die. They drop everything else to work on it. All other projects fail. If there are no projects underway within a second, scarce be born. What? If there are no projects underway, add a scarce be born item list.
01:31:42
Speaker
Alright, so the community becomes obsessed with a single project. Which one? Why? Choose one. So we've got the fix the plastics. Fix the plastics. We've got five people. I thought we finished that early. And cure the disease. Yeah, we fixed the plastics. The plastics are done. Then this one is to figure out what to do with the PAPs. Oh, okay. I think that one would be expedited just because...
01:32:05
Speaker
This we focus on and we want to make it perfect so it takes longer. And the whole reason I put this in is because the one I hit says that we are low in fertility and high in disease. Hence why I put up this project to cure the disease with the radioactive shift. We should probably do that. In my opinion. So in between that one and this one. Or this one. Isn't this one? Find them. Find them. Yeah.
01:32:33
Speaker
So we can either murder all of the ghost god blurs. Why do we have to murder them? Because that's how I'm pushing this. Or. Well, no. Doesn't it just mean we take longer to figure it out? Yeah. It says we need to become obsessed with a single project. Which one? Why? Choose one. Yeah, but this project is specifically about the PAP. Perfect. They drop everything else to work on it. Yeah, but this one's specifically about the PAP. Oh. OK. Yeah. Then we murder all the PAPs. Oops.
01:33:03
Speaker
Well, no, you don't get to decide what we do. We're taking more time to figure it out. The community becomes obsessed with the single projects. Which one and why? They drop everything else to work on it. All other projects fail. Yeah. So we focus on that one. So add three weeks to one or... Complete one now and delete them. No, it's one stays as it was and the rest of them fail.
01:33:33
Speaker
Because nobody's working on these anymore. Right. So it doesn't even expedite it? No, it doesn't even expedite it. Let me see which card was it? Ace of... The community comes obsessed with a single product. Which one of them why? Okay, choose one. They decide to take more time and ensure that it's perfect at three weeks. Or they drop everything else to work on it. All other projects fail.
01:34:01
Speaker
So it's either we need longer than the time we've been given to figure this out, or this is the only one we're working on and everything else is there. Yes, but there's no expediting. Well, boo, that's not fun. I said it is. He's just going to get it done. Yeah, let's not like it makes it any faster. It doesn't make it any faster. Well, it's the most important out of these 30 weeks. But we could just add three to finding these three weeks to finding these people. And then we're still working on that one, and we're still working on this one.
01:34:31
Speaker
add three weeks to one no i'm sorry if you add three weeks to one nothing happens to the others right so we're going to add three weeks to i'm already at eight find people okay i kind of read that as oh yeah we're okay we're trying to be perfect trying to locate exactly where they are so you can wipe them
01:34:58
Speaker
Alright, so what are my other options? Where's the paper at? Here. I don't know where the other one went. The other one's in Florida. Oh, it's the side games. I stole it. Play a card, adjust the dice, take the action, discover something new, hold a discussion, and start a project. Alright, so I'm going to discover something new. While walking in the Fortas. Fortas? Well, walking in the Fortas.
01:35:26
Speaker
Why do people keep walking in this? Well walking in the forest of carnivorous trees Caleb Finds a small child and this is a humanoid go to a go penis foot child hybrid
01:36:06
Speaker
in the process of saving the child the child tells and it speaks english i think previn you can't fix this one caleb you're the rain uh he speaks
01:36:23
Speaker
Psychologically. Psychologically. Psychically. Psychically. That we have it all wrong, and they do not want us to worship them. But it only backfires and makes us realize how Godly they really are. So it has completely deepened our purpose. Well, I don't think you can say that. I think we would need to then have a discussion or project on if we should worship them. All right.
01:36:51
Speaker
That's my thing. I did a thing. We did the same thing. The parish arrives. Who are they and why have they chosen your community and for what? Or a small gang of marauders is taking its way there. They're called the parish. I like the parish.
01:37:21
Speaker
They show up on their motorcycles and it's like... As long as they're not the big bad. One of them's name is Spider and he shows up on his motorcycle. He's got the little mutant Joao, the dog with a gun and his name is Killer. So which one are we going at? I like the goat. How do y'all have to get my motorcycle? They're so shitty! You've made their crime shitty!
01:37:54
Speaker
Yeah, cuz you know how the Sun's been they're gonna attack us in seven weeks That's what it's us, but they're on their way. Yeah. Oh who is The Paris the Paris the ball the the go ahead. We're gonna attack us. Yes Okay, cuz the young one that he met in the forest was trying to warn us and
01:38:19
Speaker
And then we discover that we have seven weeks. That's good. That's grossy, uncivil swine for our clubs. How is that gross of an uncivil swine? Because he said so. Sure. I'm just talking with you. I'm just talking with you, friend.
01:38:54
Speaker
The strongest among you dies. Oh! Kevin! Chad! Cole! Caleb! Caleb! Caleb! We're not the whole family family. I said the strongest, not the leader of the religious. Caleb is our leader. Wow. The strongest among you dies. Chad! Caleb. What caused the death? Caleb! Caleb did it!
01:39:18
Speaker
He was, he got the edge. Damn it, Caleb! He got the edge, and he needed the kick. He just, he had the, he can't, he can't be hit. He saw, he saw the vision of the parish, and he just liked the parish. Yeah. Okay, so now, we're going to. The guy is now full and hinged. Oh yeah. So now we're going to. He's back to his old ways. Hold a discussion. Okay. On the fact that the parish is coming to attack us.
01:39:43
Speaker
We have a military, a trained military force that is static words that have trained for exactly one week. Do we need more? Do we send them out to meet the parish? Do we set booby traps? How Home Alone 2 are we making this? All right, my response because we're going clockwise. Just because it only took us one week to train our military might does not mean that our military might is bad. Does that mean we can train seven more units?
01:40:12
Speaker
Follow the teachings of Caleb and believe that we should bow down to the parish and allow them to do as they please. Because we must faint. Because we must faint in the face of danger. Fast. As you do. As a member from the P.A.P. Oh, here we go. As a member from the P.A.P. Pass. Always. Plastics. Platt. Parish. People against plastic.
01:40:41
Speaker
we must reach out to the new group to seek assistance okay we got two really strong contenders here what does Caleb think as the leader of the
01:41:12
Speaker
You literally just killed our strongest guy, Chad. Did we ever figure out? The Bar. The Barish, the Bar. We call them Bar. The religion is called Bar, but the people that are these are called the Barish. As leader of the Bar, I believe we continue to follow the path set forth by our
01:41:50
Speaker
And continue to worship them as the animals of the small child
01:41:56
Speaker
He kidnapped his little child. Sacrifices the child. As the small child... He was clearly speaking to all of our minds. Don't worship us. Don't worship us. As the parish child has said, we shall continue to worship him. I didn't say that.
01:42:17
Speaker
And Jaden. I'm going to call you Little Green. My name is Ryan Drawman. No, no, no. You're answering the question, what do we do about the parish coming? What do I do about the parish? What do you think we should do about them coming? We've got to make friends with the Among Us people, worship them. I like the Among Us people. You want to go call? And what did you say? Do you agree with the P.A.P., then? The P.A.P. that we should go ask the Among Us people for help? P.A.P. Yes. P.A.P. for what? Talk to the Among Us people.
01:42:46
Speaker
And Ron, yours was? I said we should think. So, be more goat-like. Be more goat? Lay down. Or be like a magus. So follow the religion, get help from the people. Holy shit, we're actually tied. Well, you asked me a question, so you get to be the tiebreaker. Well, no, I had to be Kevin. Or you can develop a whole new idea. Kevin? You didn't have to be Caleb. Caleb, what the fuck is wrong with me? I can't do names. You made up for me. I know!
01:43:17
Speaker
That's the worst part! Hey guys, what's the name of my- what did I say the name of my horse was? Jerry. I'm just kidding. Uh, what's- what's your counselor's opinion? That's a lot of names. I can't remember names. I can love foreigners. Well... I hate my life. Counselor Bill Patine. I vote... Execute order. Get the Among Us people.
01:43:47
Speaker
Alright, Bill votes for the Among Us people. Yeah, I like the Among Us people. Me too. I like the extra support because we still have the army guys. Well, so how long away are we from finding them? We're still nine weeks away from finding them? No, we're six weeks away from finding
Among Us Project Failure
01:44:00
Speaker
them. We're gonna find them in just enough time for the Go people. Literally, we have to ask them the same day that we're gonna get like invaders like, hey,
01:44:08
Speaker
They're coming to our cell. Help, help. We see you're from the same drop ship. We need your help now. No, we have six turns to land on something that lets us finish a project right fucking now. So right fucking now. All right, my turn. Someone hand me that thing. Choose a project that fails, finding the Among Us people fails. Damn it. You have to watch the world burn. Not the Among Us people.
01:44:38
Speaker
Well, I do have the option to make a project. God damn. Uh, introduce a dark mystery among members of the community, or conflict flares up among community members. As a result, a project fails. So, probably gonna go- I know! There's no good option to fail! The followers of BAH and the PAP are clearly getting at each other's throats at this point. God!
01:45:07
Speaker
That would make something fail. I mean it makes sense. I mean the project that would make sense to fail because of the two sides would be finding the Among Us people. Or you could have the fucking, what was it called? Parrish the Parrish.
01:45:37
Speaker
fail to come. I could, but that wouldn't make sense. Well, maybe it does. Maybe they walk into the same forest, not expecting these carnivorous trees. Maybe it would make sense because... Okay, I got it. Conflict flares among the community members. And there's still a gravity storm all over here. And the project of the goat people coming does fail only because the PAP has acquired
01:46:04
Speaker
the small child and is holding him hostage. Yeah, that's what I was about to say. Okay, so the project fails. So the parish don't want the bah to worship them though. But they also don't want their baby to die. Is this essentially Nasca of the Valley of the Wind? Is this just a baby ode and giant bugs are coming to destroy us? Yes. The parish.
01:46:31
Speaker
Can you imagine coming all that way on your balls? In my head, I imagine them levitating.
01:46:39
Speaker
Yeah. I think that's them walking on their balls. Walking on their balls in space. Ah! Ah! God, it hurts so bad. I don't want to walk anymore. That's why they're leaving. I don't want to walk anymore. That's why the baby was crying underneath the cart of her street and walked all that way. I don't want to walk anymore. It'd fucking kill me. Let me now use six bucks. That wouldn't have been me. How did these things survive?
01:47:15
Speaker
Maybe they ride the gravity storm. See this guy's hair, he's obviously not from around here.
01:47:35
Speaker
So the the only option I can go with here or I can throw in a twistball harvest is Harvest here is comfortable out in abundance or oh, that's right. I want to win drives out your enemies remove a threatening force from your map and the area Well, we've got several threatening forces. We've got the badger moles. Yeah, we've got the carnivorous plants and
01:47:59
Speaker
We've got I mean the parish aren't here right now and Depending on if you want to call them that they're still the unknown new unknown among us people Yeah, which may or may not be evil plant hybrid things The cold wind might make sense that the carnivorous plants go into like a hibernate of states and
01:48:26
Speaker
They bite the ground to leverage themselves because the gravity gets super low during the winter. Super low. So you actually think you're losing weight. Right. You start floating almost. You take a step and you start floating by 20 feet. See, that's why you actually gain weight in the winter because you think you're losing weight because the gravity's just getting lighter.
01:48:55
Speaker
Yeah, I would say the threatening force would do effect more of the trees. Yeah. And so the trees. The cold, other winds start creeping in the trees. Yeah, so they go dormant. And the cold automats unfortunately blow all of the high farts away from us. The high farts. The other side of the world is about to get hit with the tapestry. The winter of the Jupiter planet?
01:49:24
Speaker
The minerals during the winter subjugate the poison. See, all the wind takes us to the other side of the world and everyone over there starts just killing themselves. I'm going to start a project. No one knows why. Everyone thinks these plants were the same. Exactly. Like they are. They're trying to... What's the new guy that arrived? What's your project? The new guy that arrived?
01:49:47
Speaker
He should have more of like a play now since the whole thing. Try a project. The guy who everyone keeps forgetting. So what's his project? His project is... I got the poo element. It's my strong hand.
01:50:18
Speaker
I mean, he's kind of introduced to the community. He knows about what's going on there. He's going to go ahead and try to kidnap the child and deliver him back. All right. He starts a project.
01:50:40
Speaker
That takes six weeks. Wow. It's a long time to kidnap a two-headed goat kid with a physical feed. He has to infiltrate, you know, he has to get comfortable with the community. And the problem is everyone keeps forgetting who the hell he is. Okay, I have a mouse case. Alright, is that like an honor box? A bit better.
01:51:05
Speaker
I could put it on the bottom. I used to chuck mine. Nine of flowers. Clothes. Clothes. Clothes. The community works constantly and as a result, a project finishes early. Or a group goes out to explore the map more thoroughly and finds something that had been previously overlooked. So you basically can discover something new. Or finish projects. Or finish projects. You still get to take your actions, though.
01:51:36
Speaker
Have we been reducing these ever? No. The plastic is... The plastic plastic is back. This one's at like three. Three is also for the radioactive medicine. Three among us. Three for everything, actually. Did you put a dice for the goat guy? The goat stealer? Goat stealer? Yeah, that was this one.
01:52:06
Speaker
The forgotten man. Yeah, so if that's the one then this five is our one six Okay Well, it's been like three no, I just Okay, the community works constantly and deserves as a result a project finishes early or a group goes out to explore the map more thoroughly and find something that had been previously overlooked like that So they go out
01:52:34
Speaker
and find something that had been previously overlooked. This is a structure built to look like a very dense portion of the trees. Inside said structure, they find a cache of knowledge and information about this planet. From the people that were here before, from the people that were here before us.
01:53:02
Speaker
Y'all got to see the new season of Umbrella Academy? Yes. I haven't yet. It's so good. I haven't started either. Fuck! Never mind. You probably knew where I was. I know where you're talking about. And they discover something new. The planet's atmosphere, coupled with the high medication, the high poisons from the poison plants,
01:53:31
Speaker
makes anybody in the forest long-term hallucinate over time. But what they found out is that this planet used to be populated by humans.
01:53:49
Speaker
that were from Earth previously fall into going to Tesco, who had goat people? Because our original theory was that we got stopped by a black hole. We circled around the black hole. So the previous guy got here, lived a couple thousand years. That could take billions of years. In the process, they realize that there are no goat people. The time dilation? They're just people. Oh, and they realize there are no goat people?
01:54:18
Speaker
The go people are hallucinations. The go people are hallucinations. No, the wind stopped. The winds blew all the stuff away. And then we were able to walk in there without getting high. So I guess this has to change. Yeah, I guess. So I guess let's just take it all.
01:54:38
Speaker
I guess you could just say that this is him trying to get friendly with the yeah, that was that was it for your card, right?
Unveiling Goat People Hallucinations
01:54:45
Speaker
Yeah, he stopped to take an action. No, that was I kind of I kind of did both so the discovery so it was First he discovered the structure and then he discovered the information about the the past. Yeah
01:54:59
Speaker
So the planet was basically, uh, fucked up. So you found it and also, okay, cool. Well, the information points to, um, you know, the go people not being real. They're actually, you know, just our hallucinations of what you should be on our somewhat home. So they are just humans. Yeah. And somebody's pulling up a human to a child, just a human child, just up in the air of like several thousand year evolution of a human child.
01:55:25
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at this planet specifically. A project just isn't working out as expected. Radically change the nature of this project. Don't modify the die, but when it resolves, you'll be responsible for telling the community how.
01:55:42
Speaker
So we've got three projects. There's the thing to use the radioactive stuff to solve our health and fertility issues. There's finding these people. He was trying to kidnap the goat child. But now it's changed. Just trying to be nice to the community, like get good with the community because he knew that like everyone was just high as shit. So now.
01:56:05
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He's high too. Oh, that's right. Okay, so everyone's fine. So we actually find out that this is the original guy who put together this project to come to this planet. Maliciously, he purposely is the one who decided to fly through
01:56:28
Speaker
You find out he's the pilot? Yes. So what's his project though? What's he changing the project to? Well, is it him? So what you're supposed to be doing right now is changing the nature of one of the three projects that are out. Okay. Or is there an or on this one? It says or something goes foul and supplies around at a new station. Where are we supposed to be drawing on this thing all the time? We have a lot of drawings.
01:56:58
Speaker
We've been drawing stuff here and there. Look, there's a testament to a double-headed goat demon. Yes, well we have that out there. He's radically changed the nature of this project. So instead of him trying to become friends with us now then, he's trying to get off the planet by himself.
01:57:17
Speaker
He is trying to divide. Yeah, he's trying to divide. He's trying to use our escape pod to leave. Exactly. He's trying to turn the escape pods into rockets for himself, basically. So he can go back and... To wherever. Does he try to stop us from... I just reduced all the dice for you. Sure. Yeah, maybe he's trying to... He's trying to fix the problem he created. Holy fucking shit. Trying to go back in time. He's turning it into a... I just reduced all the dice. Okay.
01:57:47
Speaker
And then the D&D campaign of us is coming. We have to stop him because if he does that, he erases a thousand years of history. True. We don't exist anymore. I like that one. Alright, he'll go. I'm okay with not existing in this world.
01:58:00
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This is a horrible world. It started out kind of cool. I'll let y'all know what I'm about to do. I mean, now that I have no one's high anymore, I think everyone would go back to being sane. Once I read this, I'm about to choose a project that's going to make you all want to be here forever. Three of clubs. Someone leaves the community after issuing a dire warning.
01:58:26
Speaker
Who and what is the warning or Someone issues a dire warning and the community leaps into action to avoid disaster. What is the warning start a contentious project that relates to it? Okay, that we fucked up that affects either There's word about this guy or he did what he wanted to do We fucked up the second one the second one affects something what I want to do So I'm gonna go to person someone leaves a community after issuing a dire warning who and what is the warning who?
01:58:54
Speaker
It's the testicle footage child. It's not actually a testicle footage child. Yeah, it's actually a human being that's been evolving for the last 2,000 years on this planet. That doesn't change the fact that it's a testicle footage child? No, because we are hallucinating them being a testicle footage child. Oh, it's just... Oh, it's just... Oh, it's just... Oh, it's just... Oh, it's just... Oh, it's just... Oh, it's just... Oh, it's just... Oh, it's just... Oh, it's just... Oh, it's just... Oh, it's just... Oh, it's just... Oh, it's just... Oh, it's just... Oh, it's just... Oh, it's just... Oh, it's just... Oh, it's just... Oh, it's just... Oh, it's just... Oh, it's just... Oh, it's just... Oh, it's just... Oh, it's just... Oh, it
01:59:15
Speaker
Okay, it looks slightly different. Like they have slightly more elongated, they have large skulls. They probably still have tested before for you because that's looking hilarious. Because all the druggie fumes are exiting our systems, we kind of see this child now in a red tint, and they just kind of look to us, you're all going to die here. And then it's just this beautiful.
01:59:37
Speaker
Was the child ever there for real? We've been in this fucking forest for a long time. Was the child ever even there? You're so fucking high! Bruh! And for my project, I am going to show you a project to tame and ride these wild badger moles!
02:00:01
Speaker
Seven weeks! That makes sense. Seven weeks to tame this horde of badger bulls. Uh, not for my turn. So we need to go ahead and do that. One more week. Till we find them. Hey, one more week till babies and disease is no longer an issue, y'all.
02:00:18
Speaker
guys three weeks well I pull a card to make babies and disease go longer well actually technically it's gonna be wrong to decide that and the Among Us people because they all did hit zero on this turn all right king of clubs a natural disaster strikes the air choose one focus on getting everyone to safety you remove an abundance and a project bills
02:00:45
Speaker
Or you focus on protecting your supplies and hard works at any cost. Several people die as a result. Wow. That one's a little, we only have like 53 people or 56. I think we're going to protect our stuff and a few more people are going to die.
02:01:03
Speaker
is get shot up in a space from the gravity. Yeah. Except the people, the, like the couple of people that end up, uh, gravity storm passes through because we, uh, we killed off all the people who are under 50 all got murdered. And we all as a group decided to kill off the people in there. Okay. And then for my thing, I'm going to do, let's see on the outskirts of town, looks up at the sky.
02:01:29
Speaker
and see if the old people get slung away. Oh yeah, the Amongst People goes to zero. The Amongst People goes to zero. Okay, so we discover the Amongst People, or we find their location. That's what we were trying to do. We find the location of the Amongst People. And what was the other one? Medicine for babies and for disease.
02:01:58
Speaker
I think I'm going to start a project to... What do I want to do? I really feel bad for our people. I'm going to discover something new while we are
02:02:28
Speaker
searching the mountains, looking for the amongus people, we discover a cave that goes deep into the mountains. The cave. The boss. The boss. Now, I have a question. Is it an actual cave? Because I noticed its shape makes me think it's a little sus next to me. A little sus-y. A little sus-y, us-y. So these are amongus people. All right, what did you draw? They have spiky balls for feet.
02:02:57
Speaker
So I drew an eight of clubs, someone sabotaged the project and the project fails as a result. He did this and why. Or someone's caught trying to sabotage the efforts of the community. How does the community respond? Fuckin' Caleb, feed him to a tree. What projects are there? There's the dude trying to get off planet and there is the badger roles. Don't worry about Carol. Uh, Carol? Caleb? There you go. Caleb's not doing anything right now.
02:03:27
Speaker
Yeah, so I'm going to tie two things in because I want to deal with Caleb this time around anyways. So Caleb already decides to kill someone else. Caleb, you already killed Chad piece by piece. Can I miss you and die? Yeah. Two, four, six, seven. No, you got all seven. So Caleb, I guess, oh no, someone's going to have to be Caleb. It doesn't happen.
02:03:56
Speaker
Caleb gets killed off by a random solar storm. Where's my d10? This one? Yeah. That's a precision, I'll tell you. Which is also a d10. It's caged as also, yes, a d10. But it's also a percentile. Percentile. Percentile. Percentile. Percentile. A print tie. A part tie. I'm gonna... Oh no! I lost my pointy one. Big belly burger.
02:04:34
Speaker
So I don't know any idea on who could do this, but I feel like the thing that should have the pilot guy it's sabotaged and so
02:04:49
Speaker
Which the P.A.P. Sabotage is the pilot guy because he's using plastics to repair the ship. Because he's going inside and outside of the plastic factory lot. There's more turns from why I'm really starting to like these P.A.P. people. Sorry, I couldn't hear you. Yeah, and so the P.A.P. guy finds the captain going inside and outside of the plastics a lot and then finds out that he's building ship parts. Okay.
02:05:17
Speaker
And so, interiors, yeah, interiors, like, like chairs, boards, glass. And this project fails, right? The project fails? Yeah, if you realize this is 2000 years into the future from the last time. Yeah, the project fails. Okay, that's true. Maybe they know how to make plastics into spaceships.
02:05:42
Speaker
I mean it doesn't have to be like plastic plastic like who's to say in a hundred years what plastic it's silica-based Instead of carbon. Did you know they have clear aluminum? No, it's not and then I'm gonna go ahead and
02:06:04
Speaker
We're gonna start a project about dealing with Caleb. Starting a project to deal with Caleb. We're gonna decide in one week what happens to Caleb. And Frank, hey that works out because Frank, the creator of Caleb, will get to decide what happens to him.
02:06:33
Speaker
Translucent how many weeks we got left for those bad moles aluminum a little bit Alluminium ox night oxy nitride in a transparent ceramic composed of aluminum oxygen and nitrogen Alan is up to I'm amazed that audible can hold this long of a recording
02:07:00
Speaker
Elan is optically transparent in the near-world. Oh, sorry. Yeah, it's a thing. Look and Google it. It's literally transparent. Look and Google it. Cool. Sorry. It's transparent steel from Star Wars. What? Yeah, but it's actually real fucking tech. Take that. Star Wars is real. I don't know what you're talking about. Broke. We might not be wrong. Waiting for them spades to pop up. Oh, fuck. It was a spade thing. I knew it was coming.
02:07:30
Speaker
it's winter now winter has come winter so the end of the game is king of spades king of spades ends the game oh shit king of spades ends the game is that what it was no it's ace of spades oh okay having wild yeah it ends on a total cliffhanger wait why is it on the top because that's where it put it it's the bottom yeah wait
02:07:57
Speaker
The top is, he's just got it upside down. Well that's on the very bottom, it's not possible. No, he pulled it from the top and stuck it on the bottom. Frank's not fucking with shit. That's fine. He lost stuff low enough that it won't matter. You good? Yeah, I'm sure. Well, let's drop down to 10, five, three,
02:08:25
Speaker
Two hours ago, a bit ago. Throw it up will do that for you, I'm excited. It will. It clears it out of your system. Honestly, it depends on how crusty you drive. That's sure it can sometimes make you actually more. Like if you see that fresh liquor in your stomach, like you just took a shot and you're like, oh shit, I gotta go throw up. You're about to get thrown up. Well, I was taking a shit. And I was like, you know, I'm pretty dizzy. And I was like, man. We're going to have to edit this podcast so much. Why? This is like the golden section. All right, read your thing. Golden bits.
02:08:55
Speaker
Yeah, this is the fucking brown note. Brown, brown nose. Now is the time to conserve energy and resources. A project fails, but again, an abundance. Wait, what? But gain an abundance. Or now is the time for humor. I can't read fucking shitballs. Now is the time for hurried labor and final efforts. A project finishes early, but gain a scarcity. Either one of those would be funny as Caleb, because Caleb's about to finish anyway.
02:09:25
Speaker
Yeah, um see now the project fails the game in abundance or project finishes early, but gains a scarcity. So this one was this one do training and training was dealing with Caleb in what way I missed that.
02:09:44
Speaker
dealing with Caleb. That depends on you. What do you mean dealing with him? Who is trying to deal with him? The P.A.P.? You decide that! It ends on you! Well the community is trying to decide what to do about Caleb because he's a psycho. You get to decide what we're doing with the Caleb. That's what I was saying!
02:10:10
Speaker
That's what we all been saying. Because you just said you decide what happens. I don't know what we're trying to decide, because I like Caleb, because I made the dude. But he's also kind of a fucking insane murderer. It's up to you. So if Project Failz would gain an abundance for Project Failz. I would be in the Scarce of the Statistics right now. Can the scarcity be something that we do not currently have? It can.
02:10:39
Speaker
I am going to go for a project finished early but gained scarce speed. The project we finished early is training the warrior badger moles. So we figured out how to train the badger moles. How big are they? Did we ever decide to determine how big they were? Because we know that they ate some meat.
02:11:03
Speaker
They're large enough to run. Do you remember the giant sloths? That's what I remember. That's what I remember. Back in the day. What if there was a scarcity in training the badgermals we had? We killed so many of them that there's not very much left. There's like 10. We had to breathe them so selectively that we had to murder a bunch of them. Over seven weeks. So the scarcity is that we found that to train them, the best way to train them was to
02:11:32
Speaker
Or it could be the scarcity of... So we now have scarcity of people? We fad Caleb to a badger mole. Scarcity of Caleb! No, scarcity of food sources for the badger moles. Because then they give up a wolf for human flesh. So that's how we train the badger moles. They want to eat us, but they'll let us ride them at the same time. So to keep them happy and trained.
02:12:03
Speaker
Well, there is the among us people Because humans have now become a resource. Yes. Well specifically humans as badger
02:12:23
Speaker
Because we threw our old people down the frickin' sink. That's true. That's true. So then now, since we finished that project, what are we in scarcity? Dude, this is going to be the darkest city in the campaign because it's a city. Okay. We had to train that. So then real fast. Captures people. I can see this like in D&D setting, you know, we pass, we go jump for 10 years or something.
02:12:47
Speaker
And this is the big bad city that is like pillaging other cities and stealing their people to feed to their badger moles. Actually, because this happened on Ron's turn, we have a... It's Frank's turn. I know, but this happened on your turn. The infertility. We're super fertile now because of the fucking stuff. That means we don't have a hurt. It's neutral. No, it's still... We don't have a lot of... We have babies.
02:13:16
Speaker
Oh, shit! We start being babies!
Badger Moles Training Proposal
02:13:21
Speaker
It's the worst kind of heartbeat, Bill! No, no, no. No, no, no. Oh, Jesus Christ, we can never pass it! Oh my God! That hasn't happened because we have a scarcity of badgermoles. Or how about we feed the badgermoles the flesh trees? That would be a project to find proper badgermole food that isn't humans.
02:13:59
Speaker
Look we could do it cuz we know for human we can manipulate. It's a flesh tree We don't have that. Yeah, we can make like humans
02:14:13
Speaker
No, we just used to say what a flesh tree tastes like. No, Frank said they'll have a taste tree. No, we can make the flesh tree. Not just flesh. We can use the plant gene technology that we have to make the trees taste like humans.
02:14:27
Speaker
So we're basically trying to switch them from the regular Whopper to the Impossible Whopper. Have you seen how they repeat the Impossible Whopper? Have you actually had the Impossible Whopper? Yes, so many times. It's so good. But guess what? It's the cost of two Whoppers. All right, girl. As far as I did, I got nine of clubs. So someone goes messy. All right.
02:14:52
Speaker
They're alone in the winter elements. Oh, wait, what happened? Oh, we fed Caleb some. Yeah, we fed Caleb to the Badger moles and retribution for his acts of murder, treason against the colony. Not just treason. Try to leave. I don't remember that part. He was making the ships try to... No, that was a big person. No, that was not Caleb. That was Caleb. That's the forgotten man. Yeah, that's the forgotten man.
02:15:19
Speaker
Okay, okay. There's gonna be another one that's forgotten because no one ever hears from that person again. So someone disappears. Forgotten when it disappears again. Not again! He actually just went into his own house, but he lives alone, so no one sees him. I just forgot about him.
02:15:38
Speaker
He must be exposed to some rainy issues because there's people seeing him and they forget about him. It's actually John Cena that went with us. That we do not see. It's John Cena! Alright, Bill, draw. You can do a project to fix our space. To turn our trees into human plants? Yeah, we can do that. Six weeks. Okay. If you get a project, feel free to pay my loan.
02:16:06
Speaker
If it gets to my turn, I'm failing that if I have a chance. I only have like 26 people left. And 16 little babies. Marvel's Forget Me Not Y'all. I don't know who that is. Exactly. Exactly. His mutation translates into a comic book.
02:16:34
Speaker
Three of spades. Okay. Someone comes up with an ingenious solution to a big problem. And as a result, a project finishes early. Damn it. What was their idea? Boom, the vagimalt. Or someone comes up with a plan to ensure safety and comfort during the coldest months. Start the project related to this.
02:16:57
Speaker
Okay, let's be honest. We're going to be dealing with the badge bowl issue and that's the fact that they don't need people. We can feed them flesh trees. No, I like feeding the people to the flesh trees. And now we no longer have a shortage of people. If I get a chance, I'm fucking with that. Just so you know. I want to feed people. We got rid of Caleb. And? He was the only food we needed other than the trees.
02:17:27
Speaker
Uh, and then what's your action? Well, if they're pig trees, that means they already have the arteries, right? Of humans? Well, here's the action. Here's the action. When, when the test, when the, what we thought was a testicle put in child, but actually turned out to just be a child, uh, child disappeared, disappeared, they turned to us and said, you know, and then just poof, we're gone.
02:17:55
Speaker
Again? And they left a note that said... So now I'm starting a project to research the cold swaterers.
02:18:12
Speaker
The cold slaughters. Yeah, the cold slaughters. No, they have to be called the frost shepherds. And it's going to take two weeks to find information on the frost shepherds. Oh no, Bill. That's just starting a project. That's starting a project and discovering a note. To discover the notes of the frost shepherds cold slaughters. It's going to probably take two weeks to find them. OK, whatever. We start a project. To learn about the frost shepherds. They left it underneath the toilet sink.
02:18:40
Speaker
They figured we'd look there, and we just haven't, because we don't look like kings here. Right. OK. Because there's no wind in the left. There might be, sorry. There's still the promiscuous girl or whatever. I don't think anything ever happened to her. No, she's just strung out of the left field, waiting on spring to come. Is it the queen? The queen of kings?
02:19:03
Speaker
The Frost Shepherds arrived. The game is over. And so that's the cliffhanger we end on. So when we play a game, I can come up with what the Frost Shepherds are. I was planning on dealing with the vault knowledge next.
02:19:30
Speaker
All right, well. Wow. Frost Shepherds, everybody. All right, well, that's been whatever the fuck you were just playing. Miracle at midnight. Miracle at midnight. That was a quiet year, is what it's called. It was not quiet. It was not quiet at all. It was not very quiet. We were fucking feeding babies to badger moles. That's true. We did not actually do that yet. I was frank. I played as this guy. I played God.
02:20:00
Speaker
I played God. You can find me on social media at... At God. F.K. Light Castle. Well, actually, you can find me streaming sometimes on Twitch at F.K. Light Castle. I was Ron, and you... Actually, I primarily played a member of the P.A.P., and you can find me at Beryllium1. I was Bill. I was also God. I was Hayden. I played several different roles, like... Good boy. And God.
02:20:29
Speaker
Um, I'm Jayden, I played your mom last night. Bro. And God. Bro. Alright, this may never see the light of day, goodbye. But it might not!
02:21:41
Speaker
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