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Vecna - Session 10
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Join our heroes as they continue exploring the weird Lolth temple, and run into fierce resistance along the way.
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Transcript
Humorous Introductions and Game Setup
00:00:19
Speaker
Welcome, everybody, to another episode of Integrated Dice Management. I am your Dungeon Master, and with me tonight is the very angry Hayden.
00:00:31
Speaker
Hey, I've been pissed off ever since I've joined the mic because bunch of bullshit is... Apparently, I'm dyslexic and don't know how to read. um And the internet lies to me. Thanks Obama. But yeah, I'm playing Hashu Danger Noodles Slytherin Yo and her twin, Ekans Poisonface Rumple Snakeskin. All right. Why? Why? Why do you ask yourself? Asking why is Bill?
00:00:59
Speaker
Hey everybody, I'm Bill. I just like to give Hayden a hard time. Being this nice again, choosing the longest, most convoluted and complicated name ever, and I am including Percy. I will be playing as Slurm, our goblin artificer, and I'm just really happy to be here tonight. And we're gonna clear out the rest of this dungeon, maybe take a long rest when the whole thing is done so that we're all stocked up and I can also also switch my stuff around. And last but not least is Frank.
00:01:28
Speaker
Hi, I'm Frank. um I'm playing a robot band. He is, and Eric will not be here tonight, um unless he pops in later, but nobody ever pops in later, so... um Eric won't be here tonight because... um He has manager duty. He's because he's bad at his job and didn't do those yesterday when he knew we were playing today.
00:01:53
Speaker
Honestly, why is he why is he the only one doing termite work? That's my question. I don't know. He's the only one doing that. I don't think they trust for Sean to do it anymore All right, we're Sean you heard that. I know you're a fan. You're you're you're actually our Sean has an AI Generation going we're anywhere on the internet. It tells him if someone said his name and now he's linked in bro. Don't you all know? He's big daddy
Recap of Past Adventures
00:02:19
Speaker
swag money. No oh shitty what if you was dude that would trip me out so fucking bad of all the people I don't want i don't want listen to do on um So last episode you guys went into the I went through some doors and you but Did a little battle you you rescued a giant and killed a whatever this guy was called a a Grimlock um And you now have a weird three-headed giant person. Oh, I guess I should have mentioned all three of the heads have one eye each
00:03:06
Speaker
So it's a Tricyclops? Yeah. yeah it's a tricops it's a tricop um And I mean you can see from the picture, but I doubt I don't know if we ever explain this in For our listeners, but one of the head is a lion head one of the heads is a ah Ram and one of them is a dragon head I believe. Oh, so it's a chimera. Yes. He's he is a cyclops fused with a chimera and per the fusion-ing-ness such as what happened to Dennis with the um with the Medusa. Or like what happened with Vendetta with an Ankeg? Yes, but she turned out hot, so it's okay. I think that's just because AI doesn't know how to make a not-hot people. um AI made this weird giant, so... ah
00:04:05
Speaker
Although he does have like a six pack, so I guess some people. That's what I'm saying. That's all that matters. Yep. And it's technically supposed to be a she. ah But um. Gross. But you know, there's a beard there so you can't see what's going on underneath.
00:04:27
Speaker
um and alo call I'm just going to say liking muscly women is not gay. so but it's it's it's an outside far' from gay you could possibly get I mean, even if it it even if it is gay, I like muscly guys too.
00:04:42
Speaker
i'm not into muslim men or women um do you know a reasonable amount of muscle is fine but uh... actually do you know i like that is very accurate i like i like uh... honestly i'm not going to lie my preferred style my preferred style in bod is kind of like the uh... from full metal alchemist the boy's teacher's husband i i don't know what that is so what is teacher's? so what does that make us? absolutely nothing i don't know if you have a lot of those nephews cousins former roommates
00:05:18
Speaker
um Yeah, and then the last thing that happened was you guys peeked into this big open space and saw a spider dragon.
Dungeon Exploration Begins
00:05:28
Speaker
Yep. Saw a spider dragon and decided maybe we should go explore the rest of this place first. And then Iskander is like, yes, we will do that. And then he turns invisible. and Even though literally three seconds ago Iskander was like, we will fucking kill it.
00:05:45
Speaker
Oh yeah, we're still gonna kill it, but we gotta clear everything out first so he doesn't go back up. He just, he vanishes. Um. Oh shit. And uh, he turns invisible, he's, he's, and then he walks up behind, um, Danger in the room and he's like, I'm still here. Um, not that you could see him, you couldn't actually- No, I could see him. No, people with darkvision can't see him.
00:06:05
Speaker
No, my cape let's me see him. Oh, that's right. So you've got true sight. Well, he went even more invisible because I'm not doing it. No, he's here. He's here. It's fine. He's, he's, but, but you can't. I can see into the ethereal plane. Oh yeah. Well, guess what? He is moving circles around you right now and you can't see it because GM powers are more powerful than you.
00:06:28
Speaker
That's you bitch. Okay. Not for long. A level nine wish spell is coming. I brought it back. Wait, can I twin spell a wish? No, because it's no. Can I quick and spell a wish? Yes. Per my rules, sure. You can quick and spell anything. You can quick and spell a wish and then you can cast wish as a normal action. So you can dual wish. And I'm careful spell wish.
00:06:59
Speaker
I forget what careful spell does. That's the one that where it doesn't hurt your friends, isn't it?
00:07:07
Speaker
when you cast a spell that forces other creatures to make a saving throw you can protect some of those creatures from the spellsful effect I mean, I guess technically you could. It depend would depend on what your wish does. All right, so, Ambernock, it looks like you are up by some other doors. Oh, wait, you guys can't see the map. So, no wonder you couldn't see what's his face dancing around you. Okay, here here you go. um I am gonna, let's see, what what even is this aura? The aura is his Spirit Guardians. He did say he was gonna, how long does Spirit Guardians last?
00:07:45
Speaker
Where are you? I think Spirit Guardians last... fuck, actually. How long does it last? Spirit Guardians... Is it eight or ten turns? Oh, it's ten minutes. Ten minutes. Yeah, his Spirit Guardians is gone by now. So let's turn off the aura.
00:08:02
Speaker
um
00:08:05
Speaker
Zero. Okay. The aura's still behind him. How do I make the aura go away completely?
00:08:17
Speaker
um
00:08:19
Speaker
So not zero put it back a Ah wait, no, that's they're not a way to turn it on and off The ore is still behind him
00:08:46
Speaker
They're living in these rooms, right? Yes.
00:08:57
Speaker
is there Is there not a way to actually turn off that aura? That's weird. Were y'all even able to see the yellow aura that was around him?
00:09:13
Speaker
No interesting, and okay Well next time you'll be able to see it because you were supposed to be able to see it um But that's fine. He's now got a yellow aura behind his back because apparently Now that I've created the aura it can never go away. um I Just shrunk it down to him only ah I Don't know how to turn it off So Ambernock was up via door. Now he's back with you guys. so Well, when we were we were talking yesterday, I was like, we can just go up here and hit these doors real quick and then... yeah like I can send him my danger fly real quick. I got stuck again.
00:09:57
Speaker
well Oh, there he goes. I'm just like, help me, I'm stuck again. He keeps getting stuck in the door. Stop closing the door. Is that what's happening? Yeah, I think so. Are you stuck, Amber knock? You might just need. Oh, step bro. Oh no. You might just need to drag yourself past the door rather than use the arrows. Well, that's what I did when I got myself stuck the first time. I was like right here. and oh I'm stuck too. I can't move my character anymore.
00:10:28
Speaker
I'm fucked. You're free now. Good. Ron's just secretly doing that. I genuinely don't know what's happening. I don't know how I got stuck one time. Have we gone through these doors yet? No, we have not. This down here door is the only one we've done so far. There's also doors up here that we haven't done either. There's also what looks like a couple dead bodies. I want to loot those. You guys already did. You did, yeah. No. They were...
00:10:57
Speaker
They were the, well they were just skeletons with nothing on them but that's where the fake rubies were. Exploding rubies. Counterfeit rubies. What do you call them? Counterfeit. They're pretty weird real. They exploded really well.
00:11:13
Speaker
um she's done explod So yeah, you've got two other sets of doors you could explore if you so choose. Or you can stand there. I mean, I'm not going to make you do it. You can stand here for like two hours. Let's do it. All right. So I'm going to start on some inventory management. So I have a bell pouch, but also a component pouch. Are those the same fit? No. So is there like a crack in this door that's big enough for my danger fly just to get through? There actually is not.
00:11:48
Speaker
oh was this one of the doors that like what you guys you guys had to crap you you guys had to crack the other door open to get your danger fly in there what is this that is Frank's tiny servant oh um it's like it's ah a bone I believe yes it's a bone oh giant guy he should be over there my danger flies just flying around ah learn Slurm buzzing around. Slurm's going to look up to the fly and then look over at Danger Noodle. All right. I'll go in first. And you and if anything happens, just start shooting shit. I mean, we don't have to do that. Danger fly can go in there for us. I'm working on inventory management. Sorry. And I'm just over there in the corner with my bags open.
00:12:39
Speaker
given i You're in character working on on ah inventory management. Okay. Yes. It's just like feel something like in his chest. He just feels something slide. He's like, fuck, I knew that was going to collapse. And then he goes in there. So as soon as this looks over at him. Yeah. Okay. I'm about to go in there. I mean, you you don't have to go in there. My danger flag can do that for you, but it could be fun.
00:13:06
Speaker
I mean, if you want, I'm just going to send in my Dangerfly as well. I'm not walking in there without knowing what's in there. All right. Let's go. Let's go, Dangerfly. Dangerfly. Dangerfly. Well, whatever the Dangerfly does. The doors, as were the southern most ones, the doors are locked.
00:13:27
Speaker
Okay, I'm gonna pull out my little my little revolver screwdriver back. It's already set to ah lock picks right now, so I'm gonna start I'm gonna Start working on deadlock. What do I need to roll is that a um ah You can eat well, it's sleight of hand basically or thieves tools um I
00:13:51
Speaker
thieves tools ah I think with as an artificer you can use your tools as an int-based tool yeah I can so it'd be thief tools
00:14:07
Speaker
That fails. No, I'm chucking. I'm about to say the the the save is a 28. It's an anti-lock. You can't crit this lock. Oh no. So the doors are now unlocked and um before I actually open the doors on the map, I'm going to read what you see on the other side of the doors because Frank likes to run in before I'm write before i'm done describing. Well, you just lock Frank's character. That would solve this. Lock both of his characters. The doors are locked! I would you know i would i would do that. yeah I would do that, except it's an annoying process to do that. so um This corridor is empty. Heavy iron double bars, bookend. Not the ones you just came through, by the way. Heavy double bars, double doors.
00:14:52
Speaker
heavy iron double doors book into the Western and Eastern access points. ah Well, you're coming in through the Western access point. um okay From the North, you hear a faint voice mumbling profane phrases. so The doors are now unlocked and opened. right So Slurm already said he's going to go ahead and just walk right in.
00:15:20
Speaker
He's gonna walk in. He's gonna. He's going slow. He's going slow. He's going like only five feet. You hear profane voices coming from the north. Alright, so he's gonna look around the corner. Does he see anything? Like he's just poking his head out. He's not walking in front of it. He just wants to poke his head around and see if he can. You see, you see vile profanities. No. I saw the vile profanities. My god.
00:15:45
Speaker
Let's see, this language, does any anyone speak... Hold on, let me... It's not Aquin, but you might actually speak this. I just gotta check. I'm gonna tell you, it is... and um you see It is abyssal.
00:16:08
Speaker
i do Okay. Alright. all right
00:16:15
Speaker
Why does he keep doing that? So you peek around the corner? Yeah. All right. um Around the corner, you see a guy.
Demonic Summoning Disrupted
00:16:25
Speaker
His back is to you. um You see a... What is this guy? He is a... Let me guess. Zvere Neblin.
00:16:40
Speaker
What the fuck is that? The Underdark, the Deep Gnomes, yeah. Okay. I'm a Deep Gnome. Sorry, I only know them by their slurs. I know, I know. You're, yeah, a Deep Gnome. He is speaking in abyssal if you hear that, well, if you want to hear the, understand the words, you'd have to roll. You mean? It's all Australian slang. It's 100% Australian slang. Because you're far away.
00:17:11
Speaker
Oh, um I guess, yeah, I'll roll. What do I need to roll? um ah Perception.
00:17:20
Speaker
No, that's persuasion, sorry. You persuade the air to bring the words to your ears, no. Perception. Per-s-kep-tion. Per-kep-tion. Oh, fuck me. Damn. I don't understand a goddamn thing.
00:17:39
Speaker
Nope, you don't, it's too far away. You don't understand. I'm going to cast, uh, can I hear them from where I am? Don't you still have that one spell going of comprehend languages? Actually, I haven't cast a spell since I cast that one. So maybe is it concentration? How long does it last?
00:17:56
Speaker
Yeah, that's actually a much better question. Uh, let's see, where was it? comprehend Comprehend... Oh, it lasts an hour. It lasts an hour, so it's still on. And it is concentration, so yeah, it's still active. Why does it sound like an Italian meal? laagees Yes. and No, it's it like entirely it is it's not concentration, which means um you're able to cast other concentration spells.
00:18:25
Speaker
Oh shit. yeah it I guess it doesn't matter because it's already up. So I guess I understand what they're saying. Well, roll perception to see if you actually hear them well enough to understand. Wait, how far away do I have to be? to So I swear in other games, we've we've been farther away than that. We've heard him. He's not speaking loudly. Oh, he's muttering. He's not yelling. he's Oh, I get it. He's mumble rapping. Yeah.
00:18:53
Speaker
who did hope to be book that Good one. That was a good. I kicked him in the balls. It's a special maneuver. I call balls and kicking Okay Roll initiative Before I tell you yeah before I tell you what he says Wait, wait, let me bring up the initiative tracker. I said wait cuz now there is no button okay do it like okay no hey look I roll nineteen fuck you yeah I do I'm already there so I don't fuck now it's gone again um I why don't use no I'll i will initiative again I still roll nineteen there I rolled an eight okay and then I got a role for everyone else well it's fun I got a role for everyone else real quick
00:19:48
Speaker
Uh, prop, Dennis. And, um, Iskander. Iskander's like abominations, we should kill them all. Iskander, Iskander!
00:20:02
Speaker
human human human human human human i'm miss scan human a real human all of a sudden you have a big space marine right in front of him why'd you stop go ahead i was paying attention tell me more about this human okay and are giant or even fit to those goddamn doors you'll have to squeeze and move at half half movement thanks take think thin thought oh man Okay, so here's the thing If Skander is up first ah Let me see if he hears and he might be He might be magically righteous, but I don't think he's magnanimously stupid. I've got to see if he speaks abyssal He does not speak abyssal
00:20:58
Speaker
Therefore, he will not immediately attack. He says, what should we do? I feel like this is Ron saying, hey, don't attack yet. And then, boom, sneak attack punches us in the fucking jaw.
00:21:15
Speaker
You saw this guy who was drawing a phone like fucking pentagram on the ground was a good guy. He's like, do do I need to kill someone? What do I do? Wait a second. I'm listening.
00:21:28
Speaker
So I think I rolled a 17 for my... I rolled a 19. So wait a second as I... 16. As in give up my turn in the initiative order? Yeah. Just just ready in action. You have to ready your action.
00:21:42
Speaker
he He can also delay, right? He's got delay. Yeah. Okay. I i didn't know delay was a... I don't know if it's really a thing, but it is now. ah Danger noodle, do you did you couldn't hear anything. Are you also delaying or are you attacking? No, but what I can do is send in my danger fly yeah and hear better. But do you speak abyssal? I do. Well, Hashu does not speak.
00:22:12
Speaker
and this e and stuff Okay, that well yes, then you you get it. um He is, wait, he gets to roll a perception against the Dangerfly. What's the Dangerfly's DC again? so Apparently delay action was nixed in 3 and 3.5. Let's just hold your action, isn't it?
00:22:32
Speaker
delay yes it's holding your action is uh... i can go find it doesn't matter it doesn't it doesn't matter he wrote in that one he knows nothing but the summing switch which you recognize that's what he's doing he's summoning something but he means something well he's saying he's he's summoning some sort of uh... demonic entity to the soil monic yeah that's all i need to know Okay. Hoshu says that. ro I can't believe you just debated him like that. That was so underhanded.
00:23:11
Speaker
um So Hoshu says he's sum many he's summoning a demon for, I guess, all those people over here that can hear me. Well, his scanner definite definitely heard you. And on his next turn, that's all he needed to hear. ah How fast does my snake go?
00:23:33
Speaker
Oh, 30 feet. 30 feet, yep. And the snake, while he is huge, can squeeze between small spaces without slowing down, so... Let me know if you... Are you able to move him through there? I cannot get through. Okay.
00:23:51
Speaker
i
00:23:57
Speaker
here Okay, so my snake is move as as much as he can and Right there.
00:24:08
Speaker
Oh Thank you that was actually bothering me Is there a way I can like have access to that? i can ah If you can move him, you should be able to do that, I would think. I don't see an option for like orientating or rotating. Okay. I guess that's something the GM has to do.
00:24:33
Speaker
Start opening doors. I didn't mean to. I was clicking off my snake. Yeah, I don't know. listen it doesn't It doesn't look like you like you can.
00:24:44
Speaker
yeah ah Or at least there's no option for me to let you. I could have sworn you were at least able to rotate tokens you controlled. Do I know this spell?
00:24:57
Speaker
um
00:24:59
Speaker
This is more of ah one of those unnamed rituals, you know, that NPCs get. But it's it's clearly a summoning spell or ritual of demonic origins.
00:25:17
Speaker
Um, you can roll Arcana. Sure, I'll do that real quick. Arcana 13, god fuck. Yeah, not enough to know anything more than that, it's a demonic summoning ritual.
00:25:37
Speaker
So, technically I have line of sight.
00:25:42
Speaker
I can cast Minor Illusion to fuck with this guy because I can't get anywhere near him to actually do shit. Did you just throw a fireball? That works with- No, I can't. I'm through a fucking wall. That works. My actual character's over here. That works with- What are you doing over there? That works with Familiars. I don't think it works with this thing. Okay. Yeah. Yeah.
00:26:06
Speaker
um What am I doing over there? Not going through a door that I have no idea what's behind it because I'm squishy. yeah
00:26:19
Speaker
um With hold on with that 13. You hear one word he repeats a few times, called Drelzothor. But that word has no translation.
00:26:38
Speaker
Okay. I suppose you since you hear the whole thing, he's saying I summon the Drells of Thor, you know, stuff like that. So I see like a sliver of them. But like this whole corner isn't like my fucking view. Yeah, he is summoning Drells of Thor. You don't know what who or what that is, of course. But yeah, but if you if you got fireball, fireball this spot right there and you can hit him. I could.
00:27:06
Speaker
and He said he was like right there. Fireball farther away. my i mean my danger I had to move my danger flag to see how much my character my actual character can see from their position. um Oh.
00:27:23
Speaker
Yeah, I guess I can just do an AOE spell real quick. Sure. um Fireball. but I need to go through and, like, Lady Woodlands are AOEs. I'm not gonna lie, I'm kind of just a little curious as to how bad of a fight we could have with Drells of Thor. Considering we also heard the name, Drells of Thor, go home, you're drunk. It's a demon of some kind. I say we don't, but also fighting the dragon. Alas, knowing the demon's true name um doesn't automatically give you control over them.
00:28:04
Speaker
You still have to cast a spell. ah come on And um you don't know whether or not this is his true name or just his co like his his name that he he uses like he allows people to call him. Because often you don't need a demon's true name to summon them.
00:28:25
Speaker
ah Wait, no, you do need a demon's true name to summon that specific demon, nevermind, so presumably Drell's authority is his true name. But that alone doesn't give you, um like just speaking the name doesn't give you power over them, you have to combine it with basically summoning them. oh Because it's, you know, kind of built into the summoning spell. This is really fucking awkward.
00:28:53
Speaker
I just went back and checked my spells. I have banishment. you Yeah, I mean, if he manages to summon this thing. um So what are you doing? ah I'm going to be casting a level 5 fireball. Nice, nice. And I'm going to be using Meta Magic as a heightened spell to give him disadvantage.
00:29:18
Speaker
You know what? Oh, oh disadvantage on the save. Don't do that. He's got disadvantage. This is a surprise round. OK. I was going to ask. I didn't know if this was a surprise round. i i It yeah, because he rolled a nat one on his perception check to percept the dangerfly, he obviously doesn't percept any of you. So it's it's definitely a surprise round. So this may be. So I'm just going to roll it.
Victory and New Threats Emerge
00:29:46
Speaker
And then... Counterspell. No, yeah um He's got to make a deck save with disadvantage. I need to draw out where exactly... Well, no, I can... I imagine I can just put in where, like, to say it encircles him, but nothing happens. Yeah, yeah. He fails the deck save.
00:30:11
Speaker
um So 27 damage. 27 plus 8, I believe. 27 plus 8. Alright. Why plus 8? Higher level cast. Oh, oh okay. mine eight Minus... Minus 27. Yeah, he's surprised by that. He wasn't expecting that. i me Let me check something real quick. He fails to dodge, takes full damage.
00:30:40
Speaker
letting magic No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Where is my genie thing?
00:30:48
Speaker
Fireball. Sorry, I still have to get used to this character's level of shenanigans that he's got going on. You did upcast it. Did you just do 35 points of damage with your fireball? He did.
00:31:08
Speaker
um the The guy does not look good.
00:31:17
Speaker
Now my question is, how loud is a fireball? That's a good question. It's not it's not like the Thunder spell, you know, the Thunder Bay spells where they can hear it within 300 feet. But I feel like it's worthy of a... I also get an additional bonus of fire damage okay because of...
00:31:37
Speaker
This I know it's a lot um But in the second in the last paragraph genie's wrath I get fire additional fire damage because that is my patron um to my Proficiency bonus, I believe So how much extra damage um can do like damage Yes proficiency damage so an additional four points of damage and So 39 points of damage. Wow. That's a lot of damage. He doesn't look good, that's for sure. It's like that cartoon where he's all sitting all over and he just breathes out smoke. like
00:32:21
Speaker
He's very tense now. and consistent then and So how how loud is a fireball? Because they can, I don't know, if i like depending on how the fireball happens, like how magically how, it could um be pretty quiet. like A flame itself is not loud.
00:32:40
Speaker
So I... ah flame can be where it can maybe be ball a Flame can be loud. I mean, like if you hear a blowtorch going, but is that really because of the flame or is that because of the air pressure? I've been near abud near a pretty decent sized bonfire where you could hear the actual fire itself, not like the popping or crackling the actual fire. And one of the slides of the fire and it can be louder with... I've always imagined there would at least be like this whoosh noise. Yeah. Feel like a whoomp. Yeah.
00:33:13
Speaker
and I imagine it gets louder because of the upcasting because it's a fucking bigger, thick not digger, it's a thicker fireball. or Does upcasting fireball make it make the area of effect larger as well or just the or just increase the the damage? Damage. Oh well. I mean, I guess that's something you can roleplay, just like, hey, I'm upcasting it, I don't want it to like do more damage, I just want it be a bigger A or E, I guess? I don't know. Honestly, I feel like if it increases the damage, I feel like every two level increases, it should also increase the size of the explosion. But that's just me. ah Completely irrelevant. that was Okay. So when the explosion happens, um you ah you notice, A, his speech stops. He's not dead, but the speech you know you interrupt his speaking and the
00:34:06
Speaker
pentagram that was glowing on the ground ceases to know. And is probably scorched. Yes, but it it stops glowing. So are there candles in there? um Yeah, yeah, the candles are um the the ones with Yeah, they're the bottom ones at least are melted for sure. But the the lines of the star were glowing and now they're no longer glowing. Okay.
00:34:34
Speaker
um that That is my turn. Sorry, I took like five minutes for my fucking turn. Oh, you're fine. Iskander is like, uh, evil must die. Five, to ten, fifteen, twenty. Iskander, iskander. Iskander, iskander. Let's see if he has arranged something or other. At least a bow and air, my guy. What's he got here? Oh god! Iskander is evolving!
00:35:00
Speaker
and den dan dan den dan da God Emperor Iskander. not ever okay four he's going to cast um ah fire fo dan then it and ten He's going to cast healing word on the bad guy now. He's gone evil.
00:35:25
Speaker
I don't know what spells to use. That could let a jim legitimately happen. He could do that. He is like a step away from a from an Inquisition by himself. He actually doesn't smells that you he doesn't have a lot of ranged attack spells prepared.
00:35:44
Speaker
um other than his max level spell. So he's just going to do a cantrip. He's going to Sacred Flame and Sacred Flame is notorious for failing, so let's see if this guy survives a Sacred Flame. you see eight and and then doesn't He
00:36:05
Speaker
um
00:36:08
Speaker
It's a deck save. It's a surprise round. I gave you a surprise round. that's 3d8 damage well if he had had advantage he would have passed but he fails so it's an additional 18 17 radiant damage which he is immune to um yep everyone here is immune to radiant um it's skander what does it look like when you kill him he dies s scanner game Yeah, the guy falls to the ground dead however in your scan no he has a skyrim rag dog out of the fucking dungeon i I Tap onto my holy seal and I call in an air as it comes in he literally bologna miss a bad guy to bologna miss technology.
00:36:56
Speaker
here
00:37:00
Speaker
um Well, that was a fun battle. I appreciate you all for including me in that one. Initiative is not over. um So Iskander having slain his foe um goes back and does Pokeball. I don't know. He stands there. Amber, what are you going to do? ah Go through doorways. Can I just control the tiny servant real quick? You can.
00:37:28
Speaker
Okay, he has the same kind of movement as I do, right? 30 feet? He has a speed of 30 feet and a climb speed of 30 feet. and He also has blind sight, 60 feet. So he can see invisible creatures. He loots the body. Okay. um On the body, he finds...
00:37:55
Speaker
within the various confines of the body, he finds the following things.
00:38:04
Speaker
a 96 gold pieces a gold pieces yeah found ah a whole gold pieces yeah yeah you know whole ninety six sc gold that's incredible that's a largely gold 96 i've heard about nine pieces of eight okay okay okay to be fair we did just fireball and sacred flame them so it's probably night it is probably a 96 um A ah la ah lapis lazuli worth ten gold pieces. Oh, I thought you were going to say a lobster. And I'm going to put these in the chat, don't worry. It you're indestructible it speaks in a in a Brooklyn accent and has a hat on. It calls you a bum. Something that might be a magic item. I'm not 100% sure. A spell scroll and a spell book.
00:38:54
Speaker
um The book has a web design on it. Could I please have the spell book? I wanna read that. You're probably the only one who can do the scroll, too. um So, Anthony grabs all that, he's gonna take his last five-foot action, i go go live and and 15, and then grab all that and stick it up my chest.
00:39:21
Speaker
As Slurm is literally asking for the book in the scroll. Hold on, let me describe the last thing. Oh, an artificial eye. Oh, I want that. No, it's already my chest. Did you really just take everything? Yep. I didn't get any battle points, so I i get the loot. I also didn't get any battle points. You know we're still in an issue, right? Yeah. Okay. yeah Okay, as you start to just pull throw that stuff in there, I'm going to cast Hold Monster on you.
00:39:55
Speaker
Well, it's it's it's initiative order. So, um Frank, it would take an action to put each of those items inside you. Actually, it would take one is an action it would take an action to loot each one of those items. Can I just have him jump into my chest? Well, no, it would take him it would take him an action to loot, to to to pick up and ah each one of those items.
00:40:19
Speaker
If I went ahead and distributed the stuff out properly, would you be okay with that happening now on one action? um No, because we're in combat. and Wait, why are we still in combat? I don't know. Because there's other people around. Well, in that case, if I had known that were the case, I would have done this differently. Well, you're welcome to do it differently. i didn't know you were going I didn't think about it until you tried to steal the items.
00:40:48
Speaker
uh... it's i was there and i was there okay uh... well people i don't see anybody else on that there's two doors to the rights uh... i'm assuming that's where whatever is still in combat with us uh... amigo richier and i would like to push this car into this they try to create a barrier into one opening into this opening okay give me an athletics check not super athletic but okay ten ten and my tiny bot thing is going to help me
00:41:39
Speaker
you um It is... ah Sure, you have advantage if it's helping you. So roll again. ah Athletics? seventy Seventeen. Seventeen. Alright, you will be able to push this cart.
00:41:57
Speaker
um
00:42:01
Speaker
And ah just just draw me a cart, I guess. Oh, Scott. all Alright. and with the And while he does that, Gertrude the Giant is like, oh, if it had been my turn, I could have just done that for you. um Do you guys need me in there? It's gonna be a tight squeeze. Only whoever of you spoke Giant could understand that. Only Bill can understand that, so, yeah. um Because Bill has comprehend languages.
00:42:36
Speaker
And I said, Bill, ah sorry, Slurm, the giant is speaking. Slurm, it's now your turn because the giant just, you know, doesn't do anything this turn. ah Slurm is going to turn over his shoulder, like shout over his shoulder. um Oh, shit, that's right. I can only comprehend. I can't. Yeah. Slurm is going to like pantomime. You.
00:43:05
Speaker
in here. Think thin thoughts. Think thin thoughts. Okay. I'm going to say he delayed his action so he can go again. Um, okay. And then are you going to do anything else? Uh, yes. So those, uh, now your characters, by the way, don't know that they're still in combat. It's not like combat music is playing. So they would act naturally what they can do within six seconds. But you know,
00:43:34
Speaker
So previously I had rolled a perception check, but at the person I was listening to is dead. But had I heard anything else coming from like the other room over here to our right? to You did not. Did it sound like there was any other sounds coming from the end of the hallway? the No, that was too far away. Like the north end? Yeah, or just further in. Yeah, that was... Further in the area of the guy. That was too far away.
00:44:06
Speaker
All right, in that case, Slurm is going to activate his winged boots for his full movement over to... ah in between the... well, I guess it wouldn't be his full movement now that I'm actually counting it out. I'm counting it out a little closer. About 25 feet, he's going to move and fly it over this guy in between him and the pentagram just to So he's not going too far. I have another 10 feet so he's going to walk diagonal Straight up to right here. Okay. Do you manage? You I believe have revealed some people before they could make stealth checks. So ha oh ah great one oh You clever sons of bitches, oh I see you two in there. Oh now there's two guys up here so do you do you say all that no not i how to use my speech action uh... that that the ones you see they see you too actually are we yeah they do because that they seem to have been aware that something was happening uh... and worked her returning in your direction basically
00:45:26
Speaker
So because you weren't stealthing, you see them, they see you. Then in that case, Slurm, because I don't know what's in there. I don't know what what all I could destroy with a fireball. I guess I can describe these beings that you see. um One of them is an innocent child. Another one of those Grimlock things. And the other one that you see is
00:45:57
Speaker
A woman with wings. um killed her She has wings. I'm just checking. She's wearing plate mail.
00:46:10
Speaker
ah only feel there She has a whip. um a A whip of fire at her hip. um And a long sword at her waist.
00:46:25
Speaker
Am I allowed to try to seduce her? You can try whatever you want.
00:46:33
Speaker
Slim, does she look like someone one that would be willing to get seduced by me or me seduced by the... and She's the type that's going to flail your skin off. Slim, you're not... you're not I don't think No, I didn't actually say that. Now, Slurm's going to cast Ice Knife over there. He's going to be aiming directly at this... He's going to be... Oh, okay. Let me get my finger up. At that one, okay. Yeah, I was going to aim at that one, but let's see if we hit before we determine the next course of action. Ice Knife, 60 feet. I just measured it's actually 45 to 50 feet between me and them. Submit.
00:47:21
Speaker
eleven just checking some things uh... is that an eleven to hit is that how that works yeah uh... yeah it's an eleven to hit for the initial portion so that i'm so hey if it meets it beats are you serious eleven yes yeah that hits that one wait who oh who has the eleven ac the top one okay i was gonna say there's no way the person with a plate armor so that one to oh wait this was a dc-17 ice knife wait no the initial thing is on a hit and then
00:48:00
Speaker
Hit or miss, the shard then explodes. The target and each creature within five feet of it must succeed on a deck save. So yeah including himself. So what was the initial damage? 11? Okay, minus 11. And then him and anything within five feet of him needs to make a deck save.
00:48:20
Speaker
um she seven Decks. All right. That's 14 additional damage. um I think it's just seven additional points. No, it's 2d6. Your damage is wrong here.
00:48:46
Speaker
two d six Okay, the and hold on. The initial damage is the 2d... Did you spell um cast it at second level?
00:48:59
Speaker
i was cast at a third level let's see you roll to teach okay your damage away damage okay that second level oh i didn't but i didn't put this i didn't alfach that's not that is entirely my bad i wrote this improperly i'm so sorry and you need to roll if you're casting it at third level in the cold damage increases so yes i don't know okay increases yes so yeah You deal 7 piercing damage plus another d6 of cold damage if you're casting it at 3rd level. So roll a d6. I can roll just upcasting our spells. Okay, so I got an extra 1. So that's 14, 15 total damage. um So that puts, okay, so I just need to subtract 4 more because i I had misunderstood. But then it explodes.
00:49:59
Speaker
And everyone has to make their saving throw or take an additional 2d6. So go ahead and roll that 2d6. God damn. Alright, let me see who all fails. Okay.
00:50:18
Speaker
Okay. um The guy that you struck with the spell falls dead. However, the plate mail person um seems to be unaffected. She dodges the the shards of ice, or really they just bounce off her plate mail. She wipes off the the filthy ice magic of the wizard.
00:50:42
Speaker
yeah yeah and then is that oh is she like weak to ice or anything weird like that i need to see what she's got going on here right all right
00:50:55
Speaker
okay nothing is weak to anything in fifth edition yeah Can I be weak to women? Yes, women deal double damage to you. that yeah That was my action movement beat.
00:51:16
Speaker
And I don't think I have anything for a bonus act. Yeah, that ends it for me. All right, Dennis. So Dennis, let's see. He can't see his target, so he can't just teleport. um I mean, he could. But that'd be a waste. 5, 10, 15, 20, 25, 30. Let's put him there. How do I tell what Dennis' line of sight is? What's his darkvision range?
00:51:44
Speaker
um because I see all of your line of sights and can't tell the difference between any of them.
00:51:54
Speaker
I wish there was a way I could say like focus on this. So I don't think he would be able to see anything because of, well, nope, they're out of the sight range anyway, 60 feet's right there. So yeah, nope, Dennis can't see. ah Only knows that I took that I took an attack at something. Yeah, does he?
00:52:14
Speaker
to and um
00:52:20
Speaker
So instead he'll just 5, 10, 15, 20, 25, 30. Now he can see. And he's like, oh shit, there they are. Giant's turn. The giant, what's its speed? The giant's speed is 30 feet.
00:52:43
Speaker
It can fly at 60 feet because it has wings, but that doesn't help it to get through these narrow spaces. five ten
00:52:52
Speaker
twenty and then sir yeah that's as far as he can get right now on a single move and so then he can do one one two three he can't really do any of that so he's gonna get like right here now he's he's like uh i'm gonna have to wait till you guys move before i can get in there there's no so there's no room for me i'll crush you all and only storm can understand that and slurm is around the corner so he probably didn't even hear
00:53:24
Speaker
but like la wrong Yeah. ah rob So Danger Noodle, you are up. we Weeee! Right, the snake. Wait, why are you... yeah Wait, no, Danger Noodle, you're not... Everything's zero. Yes, they're supposed to be that way. um Oh yeah, no, no, we're back at the top of the round. So yes. No.
00:53:50
Speaker
Okay, now I need to roll for them to see where they fit in. I didn't roll because that was all surprise round. Do I hear anything over on this side, the doorways over here? Hang on, I'm rolling for them. um Because that was all surprise round, that's why I didn't give them initiative yet.
00:54:08
Speaker
the ah look
00:54:13
Speaker
Of course, this allows you to know how many people you're fighting, but you know. Buy your ball. So, new initiative order. One of the baddies is up. um One of the baddies. Let's see here.
00:54:33
Speaker
at night This baddie is going to step out. Five, 10. um
00:54:50
Speaker
Yep. Five, 10. And it's going to begin casting a spell. Wait. Is anyone going to counterspell it? keep way too far i went to countermill oh wait Actually, wait. I have counterspell. Yeah, I'm going to counterspell it. I was going to say, Bill, as a part wizard, you definitely need to have to counterspell.
00:55:12
Speaker
And I'm a part-abjuration wizard. I'm basically the wizard that says no. um So counterspell, I'm just checking which spell level it is that it automatically works. ah Third level or lower? Okay, yeah so... yeah yes count Okay, are you upcasting?
00:55:34
Speaker
and
00:55:38
Speaker
I am going to upcast it at fourth level. I don't think there's much. I really don't think there's much. And you're removing your spell slots and all that, right? As you cast, lowering your spell slots. The creature begins casting a spell. You counter it. The creature curses in anger. And then... Wait, where was this person saying this from? Bill can see it, probably. Oh, okay. Sorry. I didn't know which character, which way my character would have heard it from.
00:56:12
Speaker
i could have a counter spell your counter spell is that even possible uh... no is that is that possible when the casters the one i don't i don't think it is i don't think it is now yeah i don't think it is uh... so instead it is going to uh... which for which also all slurm does when you die when he does that is he just sh as he just shouts i For which, actually, since I just used that spell at 4th level, I also add 4 more points to my Arcane Ward. So now Eun-kun is going to be reduced by 15. So he had moved 10 feet, now he's going to go 15, 20. What was the speed? I mean, I'm assuming 30. Most things are 30, yeah. 15, 20, 25, 30.
00:57:06
Speaker
and And... um
00:57:13
Speaker
And that's what he does. So something stepped out, tried to cast a spell, you counterspelled it, it stepped back. Now it's your turn, Danger Noodle.
00:57:30
Speaker
That would be Hayden. Oh, it's my turn now, officially? Yes. Okay. um Do I hear anything coming over from over here? ah You could go up to the door and roll a perception. Listen at the door, you know. True. Would that be an action? it Yeah. Well, I guess not. No. I mean, you'd use up some of your movements.
00:58:06
Speaker
Yeah.
00:58:13
Speaker
a ten fifteen twenty
00:58:18
Speaker
perception Do you hear hissing and growling noises on the other side of the door? It sounds it sounds like multiple creatures.
00:58:29
Speaker
They sound like they're getting closer. It's choose the dragons. They don't sound like they're getting closer, per se. It sounds like they're just like moving around on the other side of the door. So sometimes they draw closer. Sometimes they get further away.
00:58:48
Speaker
OK, 25. 30. Yeah, so I'm going to stay right there. and um my character is gonna ready in action. If anything comes through that door, it's gonna get fucking lit up by a magic spell. I will declare right now as... I do declare. a do to I do declare. do I do declare. You started something Ron, you started it. You've done this. I can't believe you've done this. Fuck.
00:59:27
Speaker
um I'm probably just gonna go with a good old. I'm gonna be honest, I probably should have had that guy already have summoned the demon since you went to the south room first, but you know, I didn't think about that till just now.
00:59:42
Speaker
yeah You're gonna Eldritch Blast what? Whatever comes to that door. Oh, you're just writing an action which door? The the south door? Yes, these doors. All right. Iskander. And then my snake moves. Oh, okay. Yeah, go ahead. 10, 15, 20, 25, 30. And then Dangerfly. How much distance does my Dangerfly get?
01:00:13
Speaker
um
01:00:16
Speaker
Let's see. Where is... I'm going to keep everything in one place. Oh, it's an action to move my spy flight. Oh! At least 30 feet within combat. Well, we're we are within combat. so So I will not be moving my danger fly. All right, then.
01:00:48
Speaker
so movement from the danger plot The Danger Flight remains motionless. Alright, now it is another being upon which you cannot see.
01:01:01
Speaker
um and let let Let's see if the being does anything of interest. um
01:01:11
Speaker
Okay, the being. 5, 10, 15. He steps out. ah
01:01:24
Speaker
does he Let's see if he does look at you funny. He might. um looks i mean funny you hear you hear enchanting under his breath give me your skin Okay, so he begins casting a spell and you can't count a spell. You can't because you've already gone this turn or you've already um used a reaction. ah So he begins to cast bell a Okay, so Dennis, Slurm, and Snake will have to make a um dexterity saving throw.
01:02:03
Speaker
de save
01:02:11
Speaker
boski five is that enough no but but Oh, I guess the other oh, yeah, you need to make it for your snake and I'll make it for Dennis.
01:02:33
Speaker
13 from Dennis. a little bit i'm gonna grab something I will make it for the snake then. um And the snake rolls a 12. Okay. Not a great showing from you guys. So,
01:02:48
Speaker
ah
01:02:50
Speaker
let let's see if I can do this in a fun way. Let's see here. Where where are the visual effects? There's supposed to be like little fun effects I can do.
01:03:02
Speaker
I don't remember where they are. okay Oh, effects. What This is a waste of time, but I'm doing it anyway.
01:03:22
Speaker
So yeah, um on you guys, ah a big storm of ice happens. um One might call it an ice storm. A hail of rock hard ice pounds to the ground around you guys and on you guys. um And you will each take, let's see if this will roll. I don't know if it'll roll because it's an NPC.
01:03:54
Speaker
Ah, it does. That didn't work. Okay. um Oh, yeah, I did. Okay. You will each take 15 bludgeoning damage and 13 cold damage.
01:04:13
Speaker
So a total of 28 damage. My Arcane Ward is going to reduce that by 15, so I'm basically taking none of the bludgeoning damage. I am going to take all the cold damage though, and my Arcane Ward drops to 14. Alright. Your Arcane Ward doesn't get eaten up? Nope, it only yeah it only loses one charge one charge of Arcane it only loses charge of arcane Ward.
01:04:43
Speaker
And it can't dip lower than my spell than my level in Adoration Wizard. so That's more powerful than I realized it was. That's pretty cool. Yeah, no. Adoration Wizard, they never should have allowed that in regular play. ah So that drops me down to 69 hit points, Hayden. Hayden's not here. So he does... I'm here. Oh, okay. yeah So he does that. What happens? Who does what? Who touches me? Who?
01:05:07
Speaker
Your snake, you so an ice storm dropped on Slurm, Dennis, and the snake. And um it looks like this. Wow. And they flicked my snake. Your snake took 15 bludgeoning damage and 13 cold damage. Because he's a snake, he takes quadruple cold damage. No. They are cold blooded. 5'10". He's not dead. He is 100%.
01:05:34
Speaker
And then the creature that attacked moves back out of sight. Now it's another NPC's turn. Which one are you? You are that one. Okay. That one.
01:05:47
Speaker
um Roll something. Okay. ah What's everyone's passive perception? 14. 14? Okay.
01:06:03
Speaker
But I'm in not even in the room, so. I know. Let's see. Dennis's passive is... Dennis's is 14. Where is passive perception? I always lose that one in particular. It's because we never use it. Oh, it's yours is a 14.
01:06:29
Speaker
um Ah, okay. And the snake actually... The snake can't actually see anything other than within 10 feet of itself, so... Oh, really? it has It doesn't have darkvision. It just has blindside 10 feet. It has regular vision, but not darkvision. Okay, that's good to know for later.
01:06:50
Speaker
um Let me see, and this guy will... No, not him. This guy. um
01:07:11
Speaker
Okay, so that doesn't apply.
01:07:18
Speaker
Okay, well, I will do what he would probably do. And that is...
01:07:34
Speaker
Okay, um that is a turn that just happened. Next up, Ambernock. We're back around to you. You successfully... That's actually a pretty good drawing of that cart. I did my best. Yeah. well yeah ah far where Where is this drawing?
01:07:57
Speaker
um
01:08:02
Speaker
right there okay um I have my tiny servant jump on top of me I did not see it I have too much shit on my screens right there oh cart okay I have my a tiny servant and jump on top of me okay hold on I have messages the phone my my bone yes it um I have winged boots what is the winged boots You have a 30-foot flight speed. it's The same as my walking speed? Yeah. OK.
01:08:39
Speaker
Except now you're flying. I like how you're all just assuming you're going to take a long rest in a dungeon with a bunch of enemies. No, you don't assume to do that. But what we can do is leave the walk tube back through the portal. ah Plus also, we have an automaton with us. He can he literally gets Sentry's Rest. He can literally just stay up and get the effects of a long rest and keep an eye on it. Frank, why what is this line that keeps moving with you? Did you steal a line from your cart?
01:09:08
Speaker
Did I? I did. Oops. Where'd it go? Apparently. Here, I'll ahll put it over on the cart. I don't know where it came from on the cart, but there you go. Okay, it's back on the cart. Oh. Here for me? You're a tiny servant. Did you intend to leave that behind? No, I had to put them over there so I could see what I was doing. ah Okay, here's your servant.
01:09:38
Speaker
OK, I guess i'll I'll do a sprinty thing. OK, dash. Yeah, that one. And I'm going to do another 5, 10. No. Yeah, 15.
01:10:01
Speaker
Yeah, that's good. um And for an action, can I chuck my tiny servant? You can, you won't have much chucking range. What's my chucking range? I don't know, roll on... It's like 30 feet, I think. Is it a wild up a nest weapon? Is it a bone up a nest weapon? No, it's all strength.
01:10:33
Speaker
25... 30... And I just whisper to it, be a bone, before I throw it. Oh, okay. So it just lands on the ground. Yep.
01:10:47
Speaker
You hear one of the creatures laugh at you, but it's speaking under common. Slurm, you understand this. It said it laughs at and says, ha ha, you missed. Isn't he funny you for missing? Asshole. That's okay. I'm just putting him in position. And that's my turn, I guess.
01:11:07
Speaker
Okay, um did this person ever get a turn ah Yeah, she was right after Dennis I skipped her oh You can take a turn I can take a turn now. It's just yeah, just me and your truth Yeah, I guess she'll go now um Okay, she ah
01:11:37
Speaker
Just reading what all she can do real quick. um She's gonna roll a d100.
01:11:49
Speaker
Okay. You know, these these demons suck at summoning other demons. um So she's going to reach down, pick up the bone,
01:12:09
Speaker
bone zone.
01:12:12
Speaker
but ah She's going to holding your bone step right here and then chuck it back at you and let's see what happens. The bone zone coming to a movie theater near you. Oh, I did also relate. Can I relate? Does the Chinese servant talk to me in my mind? It doesn't talk. No.
01:12:39
Speaker
Alright. Yeah, it only gains movement. It doesn't actually gain thought. So she chucks the bone back at you. Gets a nat. Does it have little cartoon arms and legs fluttering through the breeze? It's just a bone. She gets a nat 20.
01:12:57
Speaker
um It's always whispering. why I hate that it does that. Yeah, she got a nat 20. Hold on, let me see. Improvised weapon. um
01:13:11
Speaker
ah Let's see, how much damage does an improvised weapon do? um
01:13:20
Speaker
Improvised weapon damage. oh Let's see.
01:13:33
Speaker
A d4 damage, so 2d4 plus her strength. um it's ah It was a crit, so it does hit. um And both you and your bone are gonna take whatever damage she rolls. 38. I feel like the damage should be split.
01:13:55
Speaker
No, the bone smashes into you, hitting you for 6 bludgeoning damage, and it hits itself because it smashed into you, equal and opposite reaction, it also takes 6 bludgeoning damage. um so It was already split, it should be 12.
01:14:11
Speaker
yeah No, that's not split. Split would be 3 at least. Okay, I applied 6 damage. should That's not how that would work. That's ah it's entirely how that would work.
01:14:23
Speaker
if you hit imaging two things with gas lighting the DM if you hit if you Technically, um, so hold on I'm thinking no it's equal and opposite reactions equal when two objects collide
01:14:47
Speaker
the The force is distributed between the two objects. ah person that threw Fine, okay. were they able to Were they actually able to hit the tiny objects? You take three damage. They rolled a they they got a crit.
01:15:04
Speaker
One, two, three. And the object didn't try to dodge. It was ordered to act like a bone and give no other orders. so
01:15:14
Speaker
In fact, it's still acting like a bone that was thrown. You take three damage. um I ceded to your argument. And then it's got multi-attack. So now it's going to... um so and bu This one is not my TIE servant. 10, 15. It flies across the room um to Dennis because he's the first one.
01:15:40
Speaker
It ignores your bone. That was one attack, but it has two other attacks. So actually it doesn't fly all the way over there. What was that? I think that's Eric. Eric, if you pop in the game, we're mid-battle. It's not just the dragons. Not just the dragon. That's fine. Apparently there's multiple dragons.
01:16:06
Speaker
We can go, a with what all we have to do is kill is kill these guys and we can go back and kill that thing. Oh god, damn. That's ah another nat 20 on Dennis, so... No! Dennis! 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12.
01:16:25
Speaker
25 damage to Dennis plus he must make a DC 14 con save or be stunned until the end of the turn um So until ah to until the end of her next turn so DC 14 con save He if it meets a beats alright, so he's not stunned, but he takes 25 damage total and Also, apparently the way that you talk is slander is slander, slander, slander. Actually, I wasn't doing that for him, so... um That was me.
01:17:07
Speaker
No, but hope it's funny. your la thin hoy gaba go Okay, so that was a con save. He must also make a strength save.
01:17:19
Speaker
Dennis has a lot of strength, but he fails that one. So Dennis is pulled 10 feet closer. Five, 10, okay. And then she switches to her... Why would she switch to her longsword? Oh, okay, yeah. Wait. If she pulls a creature close to her, she switches to longsword.
01:17:48
Speaker
But her longsword is weaker than her whip, why would she do that?
01:17:55
Speaker
To help with rage? Can a whip hit adjacent or does it have to hit oh far away? I don't know I don't think there's a rule on whip that says it can't but let me let me let me look it up I'm just wondering why that would be a tactic if the whip if the long sort when the whip deals more damage um let's see when making it okay it's a finesse weapon it adds five feet to your reach as well as determining your reach for opportunity to attack nope it's
01:18:24
Speaker
um Doesn't have anything in the description saying you can't use it up close I mean it would make sense, but I'm not gonna she's gonna keep using the whip it deals more damage Makes no sense to use the longsword But an 11 misses so um And then that was her multi-attack and then um
01:18:51
Speaker
hid about du da And that is... Oh, I see. um She has a buff to all her attacks.
01:19:04
Speaker
ah so Well, she'll keep she'll keep using the whip for now, because that's why I said she did. um But I see why she would switch now.
01:19:15
Speaker
okay gertrude 5, 10, 15, no, no, 20.
01:19:25
Speaker
Okay, Gertrude gets a little closer, um but can't really squeeze past you guys without crushing you. Slurm, you're up. All right. All right, let me just reposition my camera so I can actually see you down this hallway. Oh, hey, what do you know? So just for just to clarify,
01:19:48
Speaker
This is Dennis right here, right? This one? ah Yes. Okay. All right. Then in that case, what I am gonna be yeah not like going
01:20:09
Speaker
I'm gonna, ah so Sloane's gonna activate his wing boots. He's gonna fly 5, 10, 15, 20, 25, land right here. Okay. Right here next to Denis and this fucking bitch that is harming my fae gorgon brother, my guy, my dude, my employee.
01:20:34
Speaker
and him play By the way, this is one of the greatest boss literally goes to die for him. This is what she looks like He's getting a raise when he gets back to ah back to the to the shop too. Yes no That's what she looks like Okay
01:20:55
Speaker
with a wing and then she's got the glass of truth. Yes, you cannot speak lies when she whips you with her whip. Tell me you enjoy it.
01:21:08
Speaker
ah yeah
01:21:11
Speaker
yeah Slurm lands and then pulls out his thundersaber and he's gonna make first attack. against her for a 16. That doesn't look like 16 misses. Weird. okay Well, second verse, same as the first. If it didn't work the first time, he's going to do it again.
01:21:36
Speaker
21 21 it looks like she's about to hit and then suddenly she what what are they are you punching with these things? ah but Okay, so essentially so essentially what it is is it is the thunder gauntlets officially but i yeah reflaver reflaver to be a sword because it doesn't add it sure sure gives me that Mandalorian Jedi vibe. She um, she parries your attack. What the fuck?
01:22:05
Speaker
Uh, it increases, it increases, uh, she, so she can, she can pair she can parry and attack as a reaction. Um, increasing her AC by an amount that I will not reveal, but enough to, enough to beat a 21. So. Oh shit. Uh, and in that case, since she, since, ah since she parried, does the second effect go into effect giving her disadvantage to attack anyone other than me? No. Shit.
01:22:34
Speaker
Okay, well, uh... It basically boosts her AC. Shit, okay, well, I'd have no effective bonus action, so, uh, that's my turn. Alright, Dennis, um, is right. Thanks to her, he's within melee range, so Dennis will go ahead and save his, um, his, uh, uh, what do you call it? Teleporty. He's gonna look at her.
01:22:59
Speaker
And he's like, look at me, you bitch. and look at boom oh look at me you could see how sexy i am And he he he looks at her and she looks back at him because why wouldn't she? He's he's sexy Dennis with crazy hair. he looked at me um And she's got to make a con save. If she fails this con save and turns to stone, I'm going to be pissed.
01:23:22
Speaker
She passes she passes um damn Yeah And so now he will he can't I change it to where that is a recharge So he can't just do it over and over But I will say that it is impressive that we finally found the first thing that has passed that Right, but he can still attack and he gets two attacks. So an 18 and a 17 The 18 does hit ah
01:23:53
Speaker
Why'd I close this sheet? So that'll deal. um He doesn't get advantage just because we're both at we're both in combat range of the same enemy, right? No. Okay. um That is... Is it rolling the crit damage? Is that what's going on? Did I change this damage? I think it's rolling the crit damage.
01:24:14
Speaker
Yeah, just take the first, I think you just take the first half of those numbers. So the eight, an eight, a two. ah Yeah, just an eight. Yeah, an eight and a two. So 10 damage. Let me see if she's got any weird immunities.
01:24:27
Speaker
ah
01:24:29
Speaker
Not to any of his damage. um So yeah, and that's Dennis's turn. She takes 10 damage. As he finds a chink in her plate mail. Next up is a person that Oh, I guess some of you can see this person. um This guy ah has no business in this fight. He's wielding a spiked bone club, but he's going to charge forward. Oh, come on. That's not smart. No, not at all. OK, yeah.
01:25:10
Speaker
He's gonna run up and try to attack Dennis. I doubt he's gonna hit. um
01:25:18
Speaker
Wow, does a 22 hit? like I gotta change his stuff off a Whisper. Slarm, does a 22 hit? ah
01:25:31
Speaker
I have another reaction, another free action this time. so i'm Yes, you do have a reaction. so so ah So as it stands right now, he has a 20 AC, but he's going to use his reaction to pop out the pop shield, which is going to temporarily increase him up to 24. Okay. No, it does not hit. It misses. All right. And then that's that thing's turn. um That was a good, that was a good role for that thing. ah Next up is someone you cannot currently see.
01:26:01
Speaker
Okay, it steps out. And it's going to cast a spell. um Slurm, you can't counterspell because you already did. No, this time around I you just used my reaction to use the pop shield instead of counterspell. So, yeah, I can't counterspell this one.
01:26:18
Speaker
So, uh, Slurm, the Grimlock that just ran up and attacked, Dennis and the Platemail chick all need to make a dexterity saving throw. oh no who Grimlock fails.
01:26:46
Speaker
Dennis. Dennis fails. Dennis has taken some damage this this battle. um at Oh my god, and Slurm fails. And then- I at least get the benefit- I at least get the benefit of the damage reduction. And that thing passes. Of course it does. Is she still on Whisper? She is. go Oh wait, no it's not. and You guys saw that.
01:27:15
Speaker
um So...
Intense Battle and Strategic Decisions
01:27:18
Speaker
Alright, so... A tiny pinprick of fire darts out from its fingertips. And explodes in the midst of the four of you.
01:27:33
Speaker
ah Dealing 30... Dealing 36 damage. Okay, so that still activates by Arcane Ward, so that diminished by 14, so you said it was 36.
01:27:48
Speaker
ah Yeah, all right, so that drops it down to 22 and my arcane war drops at 13 So I just took there 22 more points of damage the group so the flames swirl around you guys Slurm your your flesh burns, but not as much as it should the grimlock actually burns and falls down dead. yeah The woman in plate mail is completely unaffected. And Dennis falls. Actually, he would be he would be making death saves. So um Dennis hits the ground. um ah you worry den it exactly have your back um What happened?
01:28:35
Speaker
Dennis? say dent dennis drops but then who were the other people that get damaged are as i was make sure to do something so long only up slurm i took twenty two points of damage thanks again action and uh... then and he's one of the bad guys basically killed one of the minions uh... but the plate mail person uh... was unaffected completely unaffected uh... and then dennis i hit the ground dennis is smoking dying body. um You know what, it was centered on Slurm, so let me just double check, because I think actually... Ooh, are fireballs really that big? Oh yeah they are. Damn. Yeah, ah fucking big. Amber, you also need to make that save.
01:29:30
Speaker
On your servant, it's a dexterity save. Your servant dies, by the way, it even if it passes it, it's dead. Dexterity saved? Yeah. 23. Okay, you pass, so you're gonna take half of Okay.
01:29:59
Speaker
And I believe that's enough damage that the bone disintegrates to ash. even my little boat my little bunny boat so Dennis, so I remember you're making death saves. Let's put the ah the the skull here. okay Because he's not dead, so he doesn't get an X. And now it's Danger Noodle's turn.
01:30:21
Speaker
Danger you saw that flat. Well, I guess you've got your darkvision range might go that far but either yeah, yeah p up to a hundred but yeah, you just saw that fireball and Everybody took a fair amount of damage. Dennis dropped the bone. The bone is gone the bone. It's just a pile of ash Is this round one this round round two now it's like around three i think is it is it well i mean if you consider the fight with the first guy that they got so this first part of the same combat so yeah this um... this first enemy here they killed in a surprise round so technically this is around two of the real combat i think yeah so yeah what are you doing uh... hey uh... there's nothing better
01:31:15
Speaker
than to do what your enemy just did. But I'm going to Twin Spell my Fireball at 5th level. Backpack. You can't Twin Spell Fireball because it's an AoE. I hope you didn't remember that.
01:31:29
Speaker
all And then Eldritch Blaster. Well, you can Quicken Spell and do something like that. Yeah, I will Quicken Spell. Okay. um
01:31:46
Speaker
So one, two. And then fireball to fifth level. Where are you dropping the fireball? can you Do you have line of sight to that? I have it right here, ah specifically this corner. okay so you all right So that corner,
01:32:15
Speaker
That's gonna hurt. I was keeping quiet. like I was also trying to keep quiet to not you know do that. that i was like ah fuck it please don't i was I was trying to resist the urge to say something.
01:32:40
Speaker
store That would have been two deathafs or death or automatic death save failures, I think. Is that how every is that how that works? Yeah. Yeah, you take damage and it's two? Yeah, you lose two death saves immediately. Yeah. You don't have to worry, i can get I can get Dennis back up. Yeah. I got it. It's literally my job.
01:33:07
Speaker
this is
01:33:10
Speaker
So what do you what are you doing, in Hayden? Yeah, I guess I'll just default to the doll. Nevermind, I was going to say, don't you have careful spell, but that just gives them advantage on their saving throw, but Dennis automatically fails saving throw. Well, Dex saves at least. I don't know about the other two, probably. I'm just going to still do quick and spell, which
01:33:42
Speaker
I'm going to use both, because technically I'm not allowed to use Twin Spell for my Eldritch Blast anymore. Fucking bitches.
01:33:54
Speaker
and
01:34:02
Speaker
So there's oh there's my first three, and then here's my like and other two. Do any of those hit? Okay. Yes. Couple of those have to hit. All of those hit. Oh, really? Now let me make sure she doesn't have some special ability. I don't think she's got... She takes nothing from force damage. Yeah. She does not have a special ability to help her with this, so... It did not do what I thought it was going to do.
01:34:39
Speaker
So yeah, ah Hayden, you're going to be doing a lot of damage here. All of those hit. Yeah. um I wonder if this does what I wanted to do. Yes. um i've Does it only do it once? I have to go back and check my genie vessel. That's true.
01:35:00
Speaker
During each of your turns, when you hit an attack roll, you can deal extra damage. So I think I get the extra damage on every single of these. Does that sound accurate? No, it's probably just one attack per thingy. Wrath. Once during each of your turns. Oh, once during each of your turns. Okay. All right. So the other ones that are coming up don't have the... Wait, why is it...
01:35:33
Speaker
I ain't being confused. No, nevermind. So we've got nine damage. I'm going to take off the additional okay damage.
01:35:53
Speaker
13. Wait, do I have six?
01:36:01
Speaker
Seven. Seven. Fourteen. Thirteen. Is that all of them? Yeah. Yes. Alright. The flames that surround your first um bolt just kind of absorb into her skin. Don't seem to bother her, but everything else hits home nice and hard.
01:36:26
Speaker
How bloody does she look? She doesn't. What the fuck? I mean, sure, she's got some bruises. Okay. There's some impact, impact craters on her armor, but she's still looking healthy.
01:36:44
Speaker
Alright, so in Parseltongue, I say constrict to my constrictor. Okay, Snake's gotta make a Will save not to eat Dennis now. Oh no. What am I saying? Will isn't a thing in this, in this edition.
01:37:01
Speaker
Wisdom safe. Wisdom safe! ah That probably does not hit. No. It's a 12 to hit. No, it doesn't. Okay,
01:37:19
Speaker
okay um now it's Iskander's turn. baooo Let's measure.
01:37:32
Speaker
OK, so we're going to go there. What's the hit point situation, boys? I'm about half that. I'm halfway. I'm solid. I got a pointy below my max. I'm solid. All right, so we're going to think that would work. We're going to have to do the thing. We are not casting that at level five.
01:38:01
Speaker
We are casting that at level 5. We are casting that at level 5. So everybody gets 15. And then, bonus action, everybody gets... Everybody that's my friend. We're on. Oh, yeah.
01:38:20
Speaker
And then, so everybody gets 21. Dennis. Thank you. I am back up to full. Dennis is... I am not back up to full, but I am very... I am... I'm good. I'm much better now. He's looking... That's within 60 feet. A 30-foot radius here. My snake also gets 21, so... Yeah, 60 feet. Yeah.
01:38:43
Speaker
No, it's a 30-foot sphere, but within 60 feet. but So, Danger Noodle... Danger Noodle, you'd also um get that. Yep. Okay. I healed up, and my snake too. Cool, cool. Alright. I feel less bad about what's about to happen, so... What?
01:39:08
Speaker
Do you do anything else? uh... that's my action and my bonus action that's it uh... the next being this guy steps out and visible man dam uh... he begins to cast a spell however years have you used a reaction yet
01:39:41
Speaker
No, yeah, nope you it hasn't been your turn yet. So you're still without a reaction Begins to cast a spell everybody make a dexterity saving throw um Everybody I let's see hold on hold on Everybody it's gonna it's gonna drop it right right there. We are all clustered in here. So I one Hayden, you're still... this time Yes, Hayden, you're still out of range, so... Yeah,
01:40:17
Speaker
a cast counterspell yeah your snake has to do it. You cast Counterspell. um Hold on, let me read the rules, because actually, they apply here. ah
01:40:29
Speaker
um What level are you casting the spell at? Wait, oh, this if it is casting a spell, okay, what?
01:40:42
Speaker
What level are you casting the spell at? Fourth level. Alright, it's got to make a check. um DC equals 10 plus the spell's level.
01:40:55
Speaker
um or no, do you make, if it is casting a spell fourth level or higher, make an ability check using your, oh, you make a check. um So go ahead and make a check. Using your spellcasting modifier. Yes, so basically. 20 plus four. Yeah, it's a charisma check, essentially. Oh. Make an ability check using your spellcasting ability. So yeah, um or whatever your spellcasting, yeah, your sorcerer, so charisma.
01:41:27
Speaker
I think it's just a flat charisma. Yeah. Well, you pass. now you not what ways you um but what I'm about to do to y'all. Yeah. I ain't going to do shit. You just not 20. Well, I've intentionally positioned myself within 10 feet. Oh my God. Wow. Save buff. They might have to go get something or.
01:41:56
Speaker
i'm sorry you reheated in the oven yeah back home i just got back on a lot Fireball Okay, what's what's going on? Okay, so the spells counter spelled yeah All right, nothing happens are all vicious mockery nat 20. Let's go. You're a short motherfucker and nobody likes you All right now it is This guy's turn. I haven't a lot of guys there are some a fair There are a fair amount of guys. Yeah This one, did you start loving this is, this is actually a, but back party weaponized to fireball against us this is actually a gal. Okay. I'll have you now. Um, like and she will, uh,
01:42:54
Speaker
shoot her crossbow at Dennis.
01:43:03
Speaker
That's 22 to hit, which does hit. Oh my God, poor. I'm sorry, Dennis. And I never turned off her Whisper to GM. So Dennis is going to have to make a saving throw.
01:43:18
Speaker
um
01:43:20
Speaker
Where did this sheet go? Yay for having a second screen that I can just throw these sheets over onto. Right. So nice. Okay, so Dennis. um
01:43:33
Speaker
Let's make a con save. Okay, he does good. um
01:43:44
Speaker
Still deals half damage. ah Okay, fuck is that that's you so Dennis takes...
01:43:57
Speaker
Dennis hits the ground. but again He's down again. um yeah i have so many of those A crossbow bolt lodges into Dennis's shoulder and he drops.
01:44:13
Speaker
ah dry All right. All right. Eric, are you going to be able to help that? Dennis has been has fallen, dropped, ah has dropped, been risen, and then dropped again, and it hasn't even been his turn yet.
01:44:30
Speaker
Abernock. Well, actually, wait. Not Abernock. Life has been so unfair to him, but at the same time, whenever we get back to the shop, I'm 100% giving him a raise. He's deserved. you're it right now I ever knock you're up but I'm looking stuff in a certain situation while you look I'm gonna go grab a drink beer I back warm storm is there are there bad guys over here or they'll yes yes to the north or yes to the east in general well I need to know where I need to position myself so that I okay so
01:45:11
Speaker
Right now, the fallen remains of what was Dennis and myself and Snake are fighting an Eren, yes. And down the hall over... Yeah, that way. There is a guy that just ran and hid in the shadows back there. I think this room up here with the table, I'm pretty sure that room is clear. Yeah, this one. I'm pretty sure this one is cleared. Some do... It is not. It is not, okay.
01:45:41
Speaker
I can see bodies. right like I have more dark vision than everybody else. Oh yeah as far okay as far yeah. So as far as I can tell, that one dude there, I think, might be the last one in that room.
01:45:57
Speaker
Unless that room in that area where the other guy went and hid in the shadows down the hall, unless those two rooms are connected. Okay, I am back. Add some whiskey.
01:46:09
Speaker
I am. Thank you, Noodle. Are we worried about your snake dying? I would prefer it not to die because if it dies in snake form... It dies forever. It dies forever.
01:46:21
Speaker
but
01:46:24
Speaker
And then ah this thing's weapon attacks? Are they ah fucking gnarly? ah They've been fucking annoying. It's hitting like a battle master. Annoying.
01:46:40
Speaker
It has a decently high AC. Eric, and I feel like your character would recognize what this being is. It's a... Erenese? Erenese? Eren, yes. Eren, yes. It is a devil, yes. Hence why the fire damage seems to not be bothering it.
01:47:04
Speaker
Oh. And it looks at you, Eric. menacingly. It locks eyes with you for a second before paying attention to the people in front of it again. Yes, it it can see. Don't you try to seduce a holy man. It can creatureter it can see you. Oh no.
01:47:29
Speaker
It occurs to me that while you're Imperceptible, you should technically have advantage on all attack rolls. No wait, no. Is that how that would work? Yeah, if you're invisible, you have advantage on your attack rolls, so yeah. things you can't seem me ye but Yeah, I cast Control-X Sphere. Okay. um It's a 20 foot radius sphere.
01:47:54
Speaker
so So... I cast it, is it 60 feet?
01:48:01
Speaker
It's got a range of 150 feet, so you can cast it anywhere you can see, and then it's a 20-foot radius sphere. You're casting it right there? Yeah, I'm trying to get all of these people here, but not it. Maybe maybe here?
01:48:22
Speaker
and good and I can see right here, so...
01:48:29
Speaker
That still hits Slurm. god fucking dammit frank stop What if I move over here and try to cast it? Also, I just realized the the one cantrip I didn't take that would be useful in this moment. You could cast it. Nope. You could cast it. How is that also 20 feet?
01:48:56
Speaker
Physics. Yeah.
01:49:00
Speaker
Yeah, because it's the diagonals. There is nowhere you can cast this that you can see it. Nope, right there. Wait, but then you wouldn't hit, you wouldn't hit her. There is nowhere you can cast this. Why is that also 25 feet? Diagonals, diagonals.
01:49:17
Speaker
fifteen one eight twenty yeah there's Yeah. There's nowhere that you can see, there there's nowhere you can see I think, that you can not hit Slurm. Is there still a guy over here? you I don't know.
01:49:37
Speaker
water either the bone guy over there you are all people that are sold accounted you can't see through your bone people's eyes of your own eyes eyes okay and you know i could move you only give the movement in the ability but i just can't write right there you know i hate slum god-fucking-damn it break just like it's a little but i mean that's that's that's safe and that deals god-damned exit acid damage okay uh...
01:50:08
Speaker
14. Is that enough? It meets and beats. Nice. Why is my spell save DC so low? So, Slurm, I think... I think I take half damage, right?
01:50:22
Speaker
Let's find out why your spell save DC is so low. It should be... a You take half initial damage and no damage on the end of your next turn, so you take half of 10d4. Okay. Your spell save DC is actually a 16. I don't know why it's showing a 14 there. Because I'm looking at your sheet and it's a 16 right there on your sheet. Where at? Go to spells. Okay. I don't know why it's showing a 14. Hmm, that's odd.
01:50:54
Speaker
We've almost felt a jack bonus. That's a plus 10. So now that Minslarm failed. Yes, so now Minslarm failed. Let me roll for her. It's a deck save. She passes. She's saved, of course.
01:51:12
Speaker
yeah fucking watch all of them say everything she has saved against friendly fire so many times now and she is saved against everything we've done she is unable to fail a save Um, that's a fail and that's a pass. Okay. superpas Someone you couldn't see passed it. Um, you know what? I guess I didn't do that. It's too late. I could have counter spelled you, but I didn't. So I'm going to let it through because that's my own fault. Um, and it was the one who failed. So he's going to take full damage. So that is a 10 D four acid damage. If you want to roll a 10 D four.
01:51:56
Speaker
me. ah Yeah. I'd like to write it out. R forward slash. No. No, slash first.
01:52:08
Speaker
R forward slash. R and we need it equal. 23 acid damage and then felt so i will be And another arcane ward will drop by another charge and I i am going to take minus 13 so ah And then and damage at the end of it's at the end of its next turn um It'll take a and Another some more damage. um Okay, so that's
01:52:43
Speaker
23. The people who failed take the extra damage on the next turn. so And then what's... Crap. um
01:52:57
Speaker
Did I mention I was casting it at fifth level? I don't think I did. You did not. So I take more damage, okay. An additional 2d4 for each slot level above fourth, so 2d4 more damage. So three more damage.
01:53:13
Speaker
Three more damage um And then for half damage people that's three plus. What was the initial damage? 23 so 13 As your as your orb of acid passes over me you start to see slurms armor burning and you start to get this smell of burning ah Sorry everyone else other than you cause i can't smell gets a burning smell of goblin flesh um And is that all you're doing? ah Amber knock
01:53:45
Speaker
um say I can't go back and say I was doing a freaking spell there, huh? You can. the resource Yeah, you can. Yeah, I do that. Okay. but home So you can cast another spell. Yep. I use Baldur's Gate rules. You can cast a full spell.
01:54:11
Speaker
That's it that seems fair cuz as I understand Larry and works directly it's on this one Yeah, I'm gonna be taking fire damage. Well, she did not seem to be taking fire damage And she was damaged by your acid though, although she succeeded safe So only have to thank God he's not gonna throw a fireball at us We thought about it I thought about it yeah, I can tell Okay um
01:54:42
Speaker
Now I don't want to waste that. Nope,
01:54:51
Speaker
no can't use those. but ray hey this is I was worried that this night was going to go by too fast, but these guys proved more challenging than I realized they would be. It's a little above seconds.
01:55:10
Speaker
It helps that Frank isn't... It helps when Frank isn't friendly firing us. He only friendly fired a little.
01:55:21
Speaker
No, I can't see him. How can I see him if I can't see him? Oh, my servant. Oh, you know what? Your servant's dead. It's ash. Oh, no, I can see outside the map. There's nothing out there.
01:55:39
Speaker
since and in there hey and and Eric, or Bill, or any of you, did y'all ever play Morrowind? Yeah. Did you ever... get the opportunity Did you ever wall jump outside of the map and cast Levitate? All the time. Yeah. I did in Skyrim run through the wall to get to some... Yeah, but there wasn't Levitate in Skyrim.
01:56:06
Speaker
In Morrowind, if you jumped out of the wall, you could cast Levitate and then fly and see the map from the outside and re-enter any place you wanted. Fifteen. ah So, quickens spell allows the spell to be cast as a... Bonus action. Bonus action, okay. Yeah. Then I'm going to take the attack action against a little missy person here. Okay. Um, turn Divine Smite on. Oh, improve Divine Smite.
01:56:36
Speaker
Yeah, okay. flutter on my feet I'm going to tip to here with my... did you Where's the word? Greataxe. 15 misses. Okay, I'm going to try again. Yep. Wait for it, does that hit? Yes. Does it actually? It does. Now, your Greataxe...
01:57:06
Speaker
Is it magical? I know the radiant damage is magical, but is the Great Axe, or is it just a plain Great Axe? It is a plain Great Axe. Yeah. Okay, good to know. um Yeah, so she's going to- Great Axe is immune to non-magical weapons. No, no. The Axe does pierce her skin, just not as much as you expected. She's resistant.
01:57:32
Speaker
a And the radiant damage does burn her flesh, but for some reason, nothing in this game is weak to anything, so it's not like it deals double damage.
01:57:45
Speaker
It's like you would think that radient radiant damage would hurt things like demons and devils, but... that Well, you know, hurt them more, but it doesn't. Yeah, that was my action. Okay. Now it's her turn. So she's had a bunch of people come up on her. um She doesn't like that.
01:58:02
Speaker
ah Oh no, she doesn't like that. So she is going to ah slash... Okay, I need to update this. I see what... Plus 48. Wow. No. I don't know what happened there, but that's definitely not accurate. um Yeah. What is going on with all of o with like all of our numbers tonight? They are either ridiculous or or just sad.
01:58:33
Speaker
Okay. but um No, I think it's because I had to um upgrade her or what do you call it, manually put in her um proficiency bonus because I had accidentally deleted her weapon and when I put it back on it puts it at like base damage basically uh... person on npc sheets so i had uh... you know fix that uh... all right so she's going to swing her long sword at slurm uh... uh... twenty four hits uh... i still don't have a reaction uh... so yeah twenty four hits okay so that is uh... six slashing damage and nineteen poison damage
01:59:19
Speaker
what going movieog league What the actual fuck? She rolled high. Okay, shit. Okay, there goes another use. Last time was 13, so this time would be 12. So, I have 11 remaining charges. that puts That dropped me with my reduced with my reducing that damage.
01:59:46
Speaker
It was at 25 minus 12, excuse me, 13, so I take 13 points of damage. Welcome to fighting actual high-level monsters, guys. um The next thing she does... I am fucking about this. I'm um'm in love with this. The next let's do it the next thing she does is she swings her sword at Dennis with advantage.
02:00:07
Speaker
oh Wait, would it be an auto-hit? I don't think it... I think per the rules she does have to roll, right?
02:00:19
Speaker
And with advantage, that fails thanks to his armor. um i i Yeah, okay, because I was going to say he wouldn't be holding his shield. um So yeah, she misses. he was too She's too tall, he's too short. With her third attack, she swings her weapon at Abernock, but only gets a 14. I don't think that hits.
02:00:44
Speaker
what All right, so those are her three attacks. um And in your minds, you hear her laughing and in the language of infernal because she's laughing and and mocking you viciously, but not the spell. She's just being rude. um Gertrude the Giant not being very helpful. I have a quick question. How bloody does she look? You guys have barely touched her. Okay.
02:01:12
Speaker
You've landed like two attacks on her. um So not very. To be fair, to be fair, previously throughout this entire campaign, to two whole attorneys was enough to drop most everything so far. All I'm saying, this is our first real extended fight.
02:01:35
Speaker
Okay, so the giant moves, it is not crushing you Hayden because its feet are in the center square. um But yes, the giant manages to get into the room but it had to take um two movements because it had to squeeze through that narrow space.
02:01:52
Speaker
ah
02:01:55
Speaker
Seeing if it had, well wait, no, it doesn't have a bonus action so it can't do anything. Slurm, you are finally up. hey Awesome.
02:02:06
Speaker
Oh, for reference, I read she gets advantage on attacks against him, and if she hits with a weapon, it's an automatic critical hit. Okay, so with advantage, he had a 15. Yeah, no, that still failed because he did drop his shield, but his AC is 16 with his elven chain. Okay. nice All right, all right. So then Slurm's not having a good day. He's burning because he got fireballed, burning because he got acid splash. He's been bopped, bipped, healed, downed, and raised again. His best buddy's just down. Slurm is seeing fucking red. At this point, he's going to make two attacks. Okay. No, you know what? No, he's not going to make two attacks.
02:02:57
Speaker
gonna make fucking one he's gonna use the boom he's gonna pull out the fucking boom gun okay it's gonna aim directly fucking me okay and that's basically magic missile so it always hits ah um and a creature has to make a DC 13 strength safe or be knocked back 10 feet ah There should be one more dart there shouldn't there oh no no it did that it did it it did it wait did it what? It should be three darts and you Okay, so one of them deal. Oh you fired it twice, okay? Let's see if she makes those strength saves ooh That's about that's a fail
02:03:45
Speaker
and the past but so she gets knocked back 10 feet and she's not prone so okay and to end his action since he's since he
02:04:03
Speaker
has this one hand open, he's gonna use his bonus action to activate his pop shield and keep it open. Okay. Oh, his app AC is now at 24. Okay. and he's And from behind, he's gonna say, come and get more of me, you bitch. All right. Dennis needs to make a death save.
02:04:26
Speaker
That's a fail. Dennis failed his first death save. All right. Um, now we've got, which one is this? Oh, that person's dead. Okay, get them out. Now we've got a person you can't see right now. Oh, real quick, she left. No, I'm not quite right. Not. Forced movement, doesn't it? Forced movement, yeah. No. I was really trying to just open up an area where we could kind of move around a bit without taking opportunity attacks.
02:05:00
Speaker
Okay.
02:05:04
Speaker
I'm going to do a thing. um As it stands right now, we're kind of bottlenecked. Yeah. And I would say I'm sorry, but I'm not. God fucking damn it. Because something's about to happen. Sorum, you have a reaction. This person over here is casting a spell.
02:05:25
Speaker
ah uh... no he no he's not does it serve is going to cast counterspell so i had to do that shit at what level level okay home at fourth level it succeeds all running out of fourth level felt that
02:05:45
Speaker
Okay. ah yeah And the creature curses in anger, ah but it used all its movement to get where it was, so it cannot hide. Danger Noodle, you're up. Things are not looking... Well, I wouldn't say they're looking dire yet. Only Dennis has been dying. Five, ten, fifteen, twenty, twenty-five, thirty. Yeah, and you should be able, and if you need to, you should actually move through without yeah taking an opportunity.
02:06:16
Speaker
Okay, I'm going to go ahead and cast Spell. okay One, two, three, Run Alone, on Sorcery Points. And casting Disintegrate.
02:06:44
Speaker
Oh!
Enemy Defeated and Dilemmas Arise
02:06:46
Speaker
Okay, so she gets disadvantage. And I still rolled not that well on that. Yeah, that but that's bad. and However, she has magic resistance, so she's just rolling a flat deck save.
02:07:04
Speaker
is that what magic resistance does does matter ah Yeah, magic resistance gives her advantage audience So yeah, she rolled an 8 Alright, I want to see that description here. Let's see. Okay, um It deals a bunch of damage. It's disintegrated if it leaves it with zero hit points no It does not leave her with zero hit points how close how bloody does she look she's not looking good okay five ten you know what for game effects you burned off her plate mail nice she stands before you nude naked um nice fucking out no not just naked there's chunks of hot molten metal now bedded all into her skin
02:07:57
Speaker
Well, good thing she's immune to fire, but um actually no, the plate mail turned to dust because it's disintegrate, not not fire damage. yeah Oh fuck, that's right. It it does disintegrate.
02:08:10
Speaker
And yeah my constrictor will go ahead and do what it doesings. D20 plus 6 to hit. 11 misses.
02:08:26
Speaker
plus Oh, plus six. um ah Also, her front plate is gone. Does that mean her AC goes down? It was a 17? Oh, yeah. Her AC is down. I'm going off her decks now. um She parries, giving her just enough to to block it. Actually, no, no, no, no. If it meets the beats. So you get past her AC, and I said she parried. Therefore, that that was my own fault. um You hit her.
02:08:56
Speaker
that's good I should I constrict her or should I like actually damage her you know you have access to the snakes character she by the way if you just all all double click on the snake yeah all to double click and it'll open it she it is not in my journal it's not it says its attached to danger noodle home
02:09:22
Speaker
The staff the Python is, I just have to go roundabout. No, I do all allt double click on the token. Okay, so it's constricted with the DC 16 to end it, but it also hits for bludgeoning damage of 2d8 plus four.
02:09:46
Speaker
So...
02:09:49
Speaker
Oh, giant the the giant working constrictor snake is right there in your... Oh, okay, hold on, let's see. Now you have access to it. um yeah Okay. It pops up now. ah So you dealt 16 damage. And she is restricted. Interesting. yeah She drops to zero.
02:10:18
Speaker
Fuck yeah. Does that mean the snake just eats her? No. um She's too big. i Well, no, he's massive. It's a massive snake. It could eat her. um We learned our lesson last time. And the snake currently has someone else inside. That's true. So it's not actually hungry. Oh. Yeah, yeah. When he turns back into a staff, is there a bulge where the person is? I assume it just gets like tossed out of it or just ends up in the ether here. OK, so that's that. um The creature, that the that devil falls. Well, it's being constricted, you know. Iskander, you're up. I still have movement with my snake. OK. Iskander, you're not up. Fine. Sweet. It was 5, 10, 15, 20, 25.
02:11:19
Speaker
30 and i drag her the snake drags her next because you want to put her in your yes yeah yes is she dead dead she's a lot of npc's diet they die at zero unless you want it to be non-lethal damage for some reason no yeah uh anything unless it Unless it's a special named NPC that I want to have a chance to survive, like like Dennis, for for instance. Or like, you know, if this was the big bad boss and you managed to knock it to z-, you know, if you managed to knock Vecna to zero hit points, I'd give him some death saves, you know. yeah but these guys aren't bosses Okay, now it's Skander, you're up.
02:12:08
Speaker
I wonder, I feel like she, this battle might, I need to up the dragon's game because because of all these spell casters, this battle is like, this is the boss battle.
02:12:20
Speaker
Yeah, but you gotta let us have a fucking nap. it fuck I don't gotta to let you do anything. no yeah So I'm gonna move up and then I'm going to continue down the hall and then I'm gonna roar about the light.
02:12:36
Speaker
and tell them that they're fucking a bunch of idiots, and the light damns you, it comes for you, there's nothing you can do. We've killed your leader. PC-18, or they're frightened. Both of them. Right. um That is, I assume, a wisdom? Yeah, PC-18 wisdom save. Okay. The first- Yeah, why is these fuckheads are?
02:13:04
Speaker
Those calls fear. ah or the fears I am thinking, let's see.
02:13:17
Speaker
What race is that thing? It uses the generic character sheet instead of its actual racial like instead of them. They were lazy and didn't make these things custom sheets. Well, either way, it can't see you.
02:13:34
Speaker
So I... No, but it heard my voice calling for damnation and blurring about its master being killed. That's true. And the voice got louder and louder as I got closer and closer. That's true. In which case... It's... Hmm... Do I want to do that? This is metagaming. I'll go... Oh, wait, no. No, it's fine. I'll do it. Counterspell.
02:14:06
Speaker
That's sad. Yeah. It uses its reaction to Counterspell. It yells something at you, an Undercommon. And it's not the most intimidating yell, but a wave of magic. um Like bursts out of its mouth and cancels your wave of magic. And therefore your words, while possibly intimidating, your role intimidate.
02:14:34
Speaker
them with a spiritual weapon we've got this one okay i gotta to get a spirit i'm doing really need to get a spiritual weapon uh... let's see here what do we got weapon y'all just gonna say this if slurm goes down next the next character up is going to be a big guy but yeah my name's my name's blurm ah
02:15:00
Speaker
Okay, that's your spiritual weapon, GM token um controlled by, once upon an axe, spiritual weapon. And for all the fire and burnstone, I don't have a very good intimidate. I could use religion and tell them how Loth is, you know, useless. yeah that's All of our servants are useless. We've killed all of them.
02:15:31
Speaker
Literally, you're just the next... You're gonna be putting the genie's bottle. That's what she does. She collects you. It's very true. Like figurines. Okay, I think you can control that token, um but you still have to roll the damage, you know, manually. I'm sorry, can we just roll for existential damage? Just be like, what the fuck is the point? Because i I didn't see any kind of, like, Zach spell.
02:15:58
Speaker
to Solve this to solve depression issues. ah Oh, it already includes that the attack role. Um, it's a C is ah That 14 is gonna miss Well, that's unfortunate it hits a shimmering shield that seems to not not shield is in the shield spell but a shimmering You know shield around its body Well, I didn't realize I was supposed to do this, so he it doesn't that doesn't count. I'm just it's level four. So every time it hits, I get more damage. Yeah.
02:16:40
Speaker
That's a lot. Did I close out? OK, I closed out the demon, the devil sheet because she's dead. Oh, I should exit. did. All right. ah That does mean you lose her our'll plate mail loot. Because it was disintegrated.
02:17:03
Speaker
um Anyway, and then is that your turn? That was an action and bonus action. So yeah yeah. All right. So now it is the wizard up the the spellcaster up here's turn. Y'all
02:17:23
Speaker
Technically, the NPC sheet is a mage, but it's been modified. That is this one.
02:17:36
Speaker
um
02:17:40
Speaker
It still has spell slots. Well, they both do, but it still has the spell slot that the other one just used up. um Dropping another fireball, guys. Right there, which has got to hit to that. It'll hit all of them. um And I think Slurm didn't you use Counterspell on the last guy. Yeah, just stop the other. Ambernok. Okay, um so it's casting a fireball. And that Ambernok can have a fire Counterspell?
02:18:15
Speaker
Does he? Okay, so Ambernok. Ambernok, I see you casted it at a fourth level. Therefore, you block this fireball. hey yeah And the creature the creature curses in anger. Man, I got to keep track of all everyone. You gave me fucking wizards. so really mean Literally Baldur's Gate. I hate fucking wizards.
02:18:39
Speaker
I need some ah token trackers here. Oh yeah, I'm maxing out this wizard class because I'm like, oh no, I need way more spell slots. I need way more use of counterspell. Oh wait, counterspell? That's right. Give me one second, I've got to remove. after remove that one from the okay I that last one from the last one from the last time I used it. But counterspell also is an abduration spell. so I should actually have... So Amber, Slurm, and this guy have used their counterspells already. Okay. Okay. I just reworked my Arcane Ward at the back of 60. Oh, come on, Eric. You had this in the pocket and you didn't use it. Son of a bitch. Oh god, you know it was something good. Silence. It would silence your party as well.
02:19:31
Speaker
I mean, I don't I don't need to make noise anymore. I could just silence the two in front of me. Yeah. i Oh, yeah. And we all got to remember that future. 120 feet. That's a fucking range on that. Concentration. OK. Oh, I didn't mean do that at that point.
02:19:58
Speaker
ah Okay, that was the thing's turn, or bell um its It wants to stay where it can see, though, so it can counterspell. So it doesn't move. Yeah, that'll be its turn. Let's see, does it have any bonus actions it can do? Where did his sheet go? I have so many sheets up there covering each other.
02:20:20
Speaker
um
02:20:24
Speaker
Oh, okay, just delete this from his loot. Wait, let me double check what this does. yeah
02:20:47
Speaker
Okay, so... um
02:20:54
Speaker
That is this much, so let's see. Hey, I had it right. Plus, as a bonus action, it chugs a potion. Ah, poop. Fuck. Did he fail his save last time? Whenever he got Vitalik's Feared.
02:21:18
Speaker
That one, ooh, you're, crap, which one's failed? The demon failed. um So now she dies, for sure, for sure. For sure, for sure, yeah.
02:21:30
Speaker
ah
02:21:34
Speaker
No, this guy I think did fail, so that would be an extra, I think it was 5D8. 5D4. 5D4. Yeah, okay, I'll just go ahead and roll for that.
02:21:47
Speaker
The upcast does the upcast affect the secondary damage. It's 5d4? Yeah. Oh, it deals more damage than the potion healed.
02:22:03
Speaker
Nice. So he drinks the potion, but then the acid on his flesh continues to burn. And he's like, ah. And um now it is this person's turn. This person's gonna.
02:22:18
Speaker
um Where's their sheet? This person hasn't done a lot. um Okay. It's move- wait. Eric is invisible. Super invisible. He's super invisible.
02:22:40
Speaker
um
02:22:43
Speaker
it It's... hmm.
02:22:55
Speaker
Oh, man. I'm going to roll. Now, because this thing... Oh, wait, wait. No, no, no, no. That's right. It's using the generic sheets. Let me check the race of it ah before I do something cruel.
02:23:13
Speaker
W7. So we've got...
02:23:21
Speaker
the road
02:23:25
Speaker
Okay, it does have Darkvision, so it would not be carrying a Sunstone. You got lucky. Yeah! You can't see me! And the two spellcasters... Okay, just for frame of reference, you guys already killed the two Grimlocks. They were dead. Well, actually, um one of the mages killed one of the Grimlocks. That is true. He didn't kill.
02:23:53
Speaker
um And then the two mages are both orcs. um the the de The devil was a the a devil. And then this guy who just is stepping up to Erik is an elf. ah It can't see you, but it no it it can make disadvantaged attack rolls, so it's it knows someone's there. It's all where... educated gets Yeah, it's all where the um the the, what do you call it? Spell effect emanated from. So it's seven and a seven. So it just flails, it's it's shorts sworded in the it's yeah short sword in the air and yeah you you easily avoid the attacks. It's in the wrong direction. but is What is the, hold on.
02:24:49
Speaker
oh Oh, you think darkness is your ally? really adopted I was all in it, molded by it. Amber of the Nox. Oh, I didn't mean to be in my turn so soon. Well, there are fewer fewer and fewer enemies. Okay.
02:25:11
Speaker
ah
02:25:16
Speaker
The banged voice, you guys are like, what the hell? right wondering why you would shoot a man before throw him out huh i reached down and and and touch uh dennis and he gets 55 health points oh my god how mean how mean of me 55 how mean of me would it be to do this counter spell that because he doesn't know what you're doing ah
02:25:47
Speaker
He cast Counterspell at third level, what level? 55 damage, what level spells? No, are you doing Lay on Hands? I'm Lay on Hands, yeah. Okay, Counterspell doesn't... know Yeah, Counterspell doesn't work on that then. He doesn't use Counterspell. Oh no, he used Counterspell and it failed. No, because so Lay on Hands... thats what He did! He used Counterspell and it failed. Sure. He tried to Counterspell and it didn't work.
02:26:13
Speaker
I'll give you that. Technically, he'd be able to tell that that wasn't a spell, but um Dennis gains 55 HP. He's he's standing a again. If I can find his health. I fucking forget that you're a paladin. Yeah, me too. im so i I'm still going through my spells. and like and I'm still going through my list of like bullshit that I can do and and try to organize it better. Instead of having the names of shit, it's like inspiring leaders now, party temp HP. That is your action.
02:26:51
Speaker
yeah i I use search reports to metamagic ah a Quicken spell. um That works.
02:27:03
Speaker
oh yeah I cast... And he did cast his counterspell, so he can't. Um, block your quicken. Let's see, what do I want to spell? Because I am a benevolent GM. I am a benevolent god.
02:27:24
Speaker
Well, I've got one 5th level spell slot left. Um, don't I go 3rd level spells? I can do another fireball, I guess. and' be wanted to And then I will kill you. Where am I at? I'm gonna go five and and then I'm gonna cast me a Fireball at third level. Right here.
02:27:54
Speaker
Okay. Yep. I'll get everybody in this room. Okay. ah He has to make a DC 16. Hey, update it, you're safe. What the fuck? It was 14 a minute ago. um We talked about it and it's like, oh shit, I guess I gotta fix myself. That's a four. That's a four. So he takes 24 fire damage. He's not a fan of that. You're radiant. Oh no, that's divine smite. It's only weapon attacks. Oh, sorry. I've got to turn that off. Yeah. um He's not a fan of that, but he's not dead.
02:28:34
Speaker
and that within this person of your i don't know um And that would be your turn unless you're going to do a movement. I did, and okay I moved where I am now. Well, I can still move the rest of my move, right? Yeah. Five, let's see, I was standing here, right? So five, 10, 15, 20, 25, 30. So we're not like just fucking huddled up in that corner there. Yeah. Fireball base.
02:29:04
Speaker
but yeah
02:29:07
Speaker
ah Gertrude, let's see, oops, that's not Gertrude. 5, 10, 15, 20. I think it can get up in here without crushing you guys, because the central space is open. um Gertrude gets in there and then reaches behind her back, rustling around in her loincloth area, guy and then withdraws a boulder and hurls it at the spellcaster.
02:29:43
Speaker
Yes, a boulder. and that um that That probably misses the spellcasters AC. Where did you get that boulder? That unfortunately does miss. And really it's slimy and it smells in here now. It's a lot of damage. that it's buts A lot of damage to miss. Yeah, it also ah Probably was that disadvantage because it's actually got anything within um Beyond no, it wasn't a disadvantage at least but it wasn't at advantage either. So um It misses its Boulder It makes Okay, yeah, the Boulder does not fall under its multi-attack However this thing is
02:30:36
Speaker
This thing hovers into the air, um because it does have wings, to get its face as high up as possible, and then breathes. You know what, this thing, let's see how far away that is.
02:30:53
Speaker
ah It's outside the range. Yeah, but he could use so he can fly at six. He can't fly through these narrow spaces because he has to squeeze So never mind he can't he can't I'm trying to decide if he can fit No, that's where he has to stand. Okay. He doesn't do anything um She I'm sorry. It's a she Slurm your turn
02:31:25
Speaker
All right, so just for clarity, this one has used its counterspell, right? That one, that one, um this one here, this one is the one with the short swords, but both of these, this is the spellcaster. um Both of the spellcasters have used their counterspells. All right. Okay, so then five, 10,
02:31:57
Speaker
All right. so
02:32:05
Speaker
Do I want to want to be part of the problem? No, I'm going to be good. i Slurm is going to fly by he's gonna go diagonal for 5, move diagonal for 10, and then two more to land right here next to this one.
02:32:24
Speaker
and he's going to still has a shield out he's going to go ahead and make two direct attacks okay right onto him with these uh with his thundersavers and it has used its reaction so uh this is uh this uh 27 hits 27 hits um go ahead and deal your damage eight thunder eight there and then he's gonna make both those attacks yeah
02:32:55
Speaker
18, it does hit. right so for another thirteen damage so twenty What damage does it look like when you punch this man to death? ah So, so ah as he as he flies in, I imagine his wing boots more of a jetpack. As he jetpacks into the room, he lands, he pulls out his Thunder Saver, and immediately on landing cuts some cuts his legs till he's right down, right and ah right at his level. Storm is going to grab him by the collar, and then holds the hilt up to his head, and he's going to say,
02:33:34
Speaker
Now you have my permission to die. And he's going to extend his blade through his head and push him back. Nice. um And that is, of course, all successful.
02:33:48
Speaker
ah And that ends my turn. and but I don't have anything good on a bonus action since I got my shield out. All right. Now, Dennis, he's finally ready to do something. Back in black. He missed his steps right over to here. And then he's going to fight.
02:34:11
Speaker
um Stab with spear. Well, first he's going to look at that guy. ah Wait, no, i have to I have to roll for recharge. Recharge. Yeah. But would it have... yeah I guess those rounds when he was down it wouldn't recharge, so... Nope. ah and it says legendary actions now it doesn't It doesn't recharge. um So, ah he does his two attacks. What does this guy say, C? Not good enough.
02:34:42
Speaker
ah The first attack hits, the second attack misses. The first attack, ooh, the vines happen. oh He deals 18 damage total. And then the vines, the guy's gotta make a strength save, or be um ah right ah restrained, yeah yeah. So, and strength is not his forte, so.
02:35:10
Speaker
Dennis finally, possibly for the first time ever, restrains the creature without killing it. So now I gotta remember what Restrained did real quick. Let's see, Restrained.
02:35:22
Speaker
um Load. load but Restrained. His speed becomes zero. ah Attack rolls against him have advantage, and he has disadvantage on attacks and deck saves.
02:35:37
Speaker
So that a second one actually hit him because the first one, right, is the one that did damage. The second one's a crit. The second one's a crit. So that is 26 damage.
02:35:57
Speaker
Not minus 26 so Dennis up here is next just next to you a scanner and start stabbing this dude with this Fay looking spear vines wrap around the guy's legs restraining him and he just stabs him twice, you know in each thigh and and deals with a significant amount of damage um not enough to kill him unfortunately, ah but It is now the the the last mage's turn. Let's see here. What would it do now that people are up close close and personal? um probably Fireball anymore. i just got other shit
Pursuit of Escaped Enemy
02:36:36
Speaker
i'm sure fireba downt tap and then and don The last mage disengages. Wait, what?
02:36:51
Speaker
And then it disengages and then goes 5, 10, 15, 20, opens the door, steps through, and is now through that door and shuts it behind it.
02:37:08
Speaker
um The last mage abandons his friend. ah Hashu, you are up.
02:37:23
Speaker
And, um, Iskander and Dennis, when he steps through the door, you hear a thunk after it closes. Like a like a metallic thunk.
02:37:40
Speaker
um Yeah, Danger Noodle, you're up. was whole pink Oh, sorry, i'm I don't know how the fuck that happened. um the The person escaped down here, right?
02:37:52
Speaker
Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Okay. um
02:37:58
Speaker
Where the hell is my... There's my... So now you just have this guy with the short swords. Who's got vines all around him so you have advantage on attack rolls against him. mayor This person?
02:38:21
Speaker
Yeah. Okay. ah I guess I'll just do a good old Eldritch Blast.
02:38:30
Speaker
ah That's a crit, a crit, ah hit and create a A crit and a crit and a hit. yeah Okay, so... So we're looking at a signif... Yeah. The two other fours are not included.
02:38:49
Speaker
First hit is for 26, the second hit is for 19, and the third hit is good for 15. I thought you said the 4 wasn't included. The second 4 isn't included. oh so the lasts But damage. um Yeah, the guy doesn't like it. He's still standing, though.
02:39:11
Speaker
I didn't, didn't crit, is crit double damage or is crit full damage? Crit doubles the damage. Well it it doubles the dice. nice Yeah. that
02:39:25
Speaker
Which is why you should save your smite evils for crits. So my constrictor snake is actually in range. Yeah. ah paul I forget which feed it is, but one of them lets you re-roll a... ...which dies. Can I... just... make a... an attack roll on this? Uh-huh, my turn. Yeah, yeah. Uh, 14 misses. Okay.
02:39:58
Speaker
um Um... then I assume that's your turn. Yes. Iskander! Then we'll go. Hit. And then one more. Hit. Yes. And then a third. Hit. Now, unless you roll really low, you're probably going to kill this pup. Probably. There's a good chance.
02:40:32
Speaker
22.
02:40:35
Speaker
and's still he's He's still standing.
02:40:40
Speaker
eighteen eighteen okay i think What does it look like when your spiritual weapon delivers the finishing the final blow? yeah so you know i'm I'm bludgeoning him with my quarterstaff that's become a like a sword of light because I kept, you know, the Shillel things always going, it's a free, you know? yeah So I'm bludgeoning him with it, I'm bludgeoning him with it, the we the spiritual weapons hitting him with it, I'm bludgeoning him with it, it keeps happening, it keeps happening, and I say, I was wondering what would break first, your spirit or your body? And it's clearly your body.
02:41:16
Speaker
it
02:41:22
Speaker
that was ba and then i yell And then I yell for the person who went to hide behind the door. There are no more friends here for you, lawfides. We're coming. Nothing can stop us. Nothing. Nothing. This is terrifying if I was the end of the party. Just seeing your friends slowly like just dwindling away. Now. some Some weird things he weren't expecting just came and started Now, my question is, you have killed all visible enemies. You know, one of them ran through the this door over here.
02:41:59
Speaker
um
02:42:03
Speaker
Either way, we're not going to to go beyond this door. um We're not going to go beyond this door tonight, but um because that would be a whole thing. But um do you plan to pursue him?
02:42:17
Speaker
or let him go and don't think of they don't think of this out of character. What would your characters do? Would they pursue or would they go take a long rest somewhere?
02:42:29
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02:42:32
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Knowing just seeing that they walk through what now looks like a hidden door. Probably think there's more shenanigans out there. Oh, you know what? it's i'll I turned off secret because you guys saw him go through it. So ah it's clearly not a secret anymore. Oh, but it's not supposed to be open there. and okay Frank's opening doors, probably. OK, fine. It's locked there.
02:42:58
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that quick Oh, dear. um But you should be able to see that the door exists because I believe it was set on secret.
02:43:09
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I believe, like, we just finished a battle, we wouldn't let a guy just run. especially however were How does everyone feel on on their magic? I mean, I'm pretty good on my magic still. I'm i'm not going to lie, I am... I'm probably more than halfway out of spell slots. That's actually probably being generous, I probably have a third of my spell slots remaining.
02:43:36
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I have a lot of first levels. um but yeah Almost all my all of my first and second levels are part of my third levels. I'm out of fourth levels, and I have one fifth level left. I have one sixth level, one ah one fourth level, one fifth level.
02:43:57
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Four more third levels. I'm doing OK there. Four more second levels. so My lower spell slots are kind of better, but that will start to limit my what I can do. It's up to you guys. um There are negatives and positives to both. so you know I just want to know now so that I can prepare for next time.
02:44:30
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So you have to... we're gonna go going through the door you've you've got we That we know of. There's only one exit or entrance to this place, right? yes That you know of, sure. Yeah. So we could camp out by the entrance and take a several little eight hour nap.
02:44:51
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um I have... i I do have a road trick.
02:44:59
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which is that it only lasts an hour though yeah but at least it's a short rest I think somebody has a yeah in some way of a minute which we call it the long-lasting sleepy place there's the lamp that's what I have but it only affects me You can't bring the rest of us in there? I can bring you in, but then a lamp is just sitting unprotected. So unless we all hide and I can get a full rest and or no, I think it's a short rest in 10 minutes and instead of 30 minutes. Well, um actually, Frank can. Frank, you got centuries rest, don't you? No.
02:45:55
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Maybe.
02:45:58
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You're the- No, Frank, yeah, that doesn't mean- So, yes, Frank can stay awake. Yeah, that means that he can actually watch us and make sure you know no one sneaks up on us. He can do that, sure. But the question is, are you going to attempt to rest eight hours somewhere here, wherever, or are you going to pursue? That's what I need to know tonight so that I can prepare for next week.
02:46:25
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I know there's a Spud Dragon. i feel like I feel like we'd probably we'd probably be in the midst. We gotta to get this. I think, to be honest... You're cut off. I was saying that I think Slur would probably chase instead of Ressa. I feel like Iskander... That's me. That's just me. If somebody stops him, he's not gonna fight it. Somehow I don't think Iskander's gonna let Evil run away, either.
02:46:55
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Well, no, because the other thing is, what if it goes and tells the Spa Dragon, and the other thing that I saw standing next to Spa Dragon, that we're here, and then you have to deal with the Spider Dragon and that thing coming for us while we sleep. There was another one? Oh, there was another thing in there. It wasn't a dragon.
02:47:17
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Jesus fucking Christ. Frank, but you don't have time to go all the way around. We're still an initiative. Because what did it say? the It said, the what do you call it? when When we got sent here, they said that there was a... What was it, Gertrude, that told us that there was a demon here? Or there was like a Loth demon, right? yes a a yalaw Yeah, Yeah, bad thing. Yeah, that's true. So the reason why I was moving around, Rom, I just wanted to see what the surrounding area looks like.
02:47:51
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Yeah. Well, I wasn't going to allow you to like go all the way around, circumvent, and see what was in there. um No, I wasn't. I wasn't trying to do that. I was just looking at like the way the slayer is laid out, because like there's these double doors here, down here at the bottom, right? yeah button to those In through those, there's like an area here. I locked these doors. we have a map Yeah, I locked these doors that you guys have been through because I don't want you to go back. I don't want you to be able to go look at what's happening.
02:48:23
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um
02:48:27
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But yeah, you you can get basically all the way to the Dragon's Lair from the south route. And there are but The logic that you're trying to build is this door that he went through went in the direction of where the dragon was, certainly. And those double doors also go in the general direction of where the dragon was. And just knowing the layout of this area, like... Yeah, at the very bottom, the bone pile was where the dragon was, right? Yeah. So we know like the general layout. and I don't think the sp dragon would have a way out from its hiding spot.
02:49:08
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Or at least I assume that was the very bottom. Because I want to hit that... with like a full force of compliment of spells. Like, I've burnt through most of my higher level spells. What about your Paladin spells? I still have all my Paladin spells. Give or take. Because I don't have anything above third level as far as Paladin spells go.
02:49:38
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Okay, let's just go pretty good i was I was testing something out with Dennis, Dennis's token. I think if we wait, I think if we sleep, we're going to have a much harder fight with us the dragon, even at a full complement of spells, it's going to know we're coming. Yeah. Versus like we kick open this door, or we break open this door, or we go to another door that we know, or that back to that bone pile. And because right now the creature used its action to disengage, used its movement to go through the door, and and bonus action basically to lock the door. um So it hasn't had time to set anything up other than lock the door.
02:50:21
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um Frank, it's now... I believe it is now safe if you want to go look at the layout. I've blocked off the dragon lair itself. Actually, you know what? I'll even...
02:50:34
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allow you to see into the layer so you can remember the layout that it was at. Let me, I'll give you up to your, basically, the range that you guys would have seen. um Draw, because you can't see beyond that new wall I created, right? Yeah. Okay. And so we'll do that. I mean, knowing the general layout of this place, there's there didn't be too much over there.
02:51:02
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so <unk> Are we still in turn order? um Yes. Oh,
02:51:17
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oh I see. oh wrong How hard would it be to push this cart into these double doors? Hold on. Hold on. No, these these ones right here.
02:51:33
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Like are they open and there's like a middle like shaft thing in the middle or is it like the two doors closed to themselves? Why am I not able to do what I want to do here?
02:51:52
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What? Confused by what's happening. Hmm.
02:52:03
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Okay, I'll just do it this way because I don't know why it's not letting me do what I wanted to do. But I can just make it work by doing a weird thing instead. Okay. All right, now you can see into part of the dragon layer from the south side just so that you can remember what it looked like, basically. But I had to draw the line to where you can't see where the dragon was just because for some reason I couldn't do the freehand line. So I just had to draw a straight line.
02:52:31
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Anyway, um so we're thinking you're going to go in and attack now? Yes. Okay. All right. as well Do you guys want to circle around to the bone pile or do we want to try to break this? I mean, half of us can go one way and the other half. We can always party split. And we're going to stay an initiative. So um before we end the session, make sure you put everyone back where they were.
02:53:01
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I think I got myself stuck in a wall. It happens. but and There you go. These walls, I'm telling you, they like to eat people. I'm not as i'm not as adept at the maneuvers as old Frankie Boy. You should be free now. um But it's just here let me put your character all the way back up, but unless you needed to look down here for some reason.
02:53:27
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I did not. I think my Roll20 just froze up. Okay. be what So you were there. Okay. Everyone is back where they were. um So
Session Wrap-Up and Farewells
02:53:36
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we will go ahead and call it a night then. um So thank you to our millions of listeners that I'm sure we had. i Once again, if anyone did pop in, I completely forgot to pay attention to the Twitch chat.
02:53:53
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um Well, nobody said hi. So I'm gonna guess we had no viewers. so That's fine. Most of our viewers listen to the podcast I was your dungeon master around Bjork and with me tonight was Eric Hey guys. Sorry. I showed up late had a Lateman late late late suspense for work, but I got it done and looking forward to drop potting berserkers and spirit guardians on us for dragon the next time we talk I
02:54:22
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um Also we had bill Hey everybody, I'm bill. I was learned the goblin artificer Thank you. Also it anybody out there for listening to this shit. Thank you so much. I love you ah Frank Everyone I am Frank um I played Emberknock. I appreciate you all for this thing. You can try to catch me on Sundays, stream me in the mornings. I haven't done it in a while, but I plan to get back to doing it eventually. And Hayden. Hey, it's been real. It's been fun. It's been real fun tonight. Sorry for next week. Alright, and that is it. Stopping recording now.
02:55:56
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