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Glick's Comedy Lounge: Dawn Smith
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Glick's Comedy Lounge welcomes the hilarious Dawn Smith for a hangout full of laughs, chaos, and zero filter. This isn't your typical interview- we're cracking jokes,telling stories,and probably going off the rails at least twice. Grab a drink,jump in the chat and enjoy the nonsense
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Introduction to Glick's Comedy League & Show Format
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Comics and friends, yeah, the mic's turned on.
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Half the jokes planned, half totally wrong. Backstage stories, things we shouldn't say, we're gonna laugh about them anyway.
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Welcome to Glick's Comedy League.
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Pull up seat, stay all night long Tell great story, sing along to the song Tell us how it went down At Glace Comedy Lounge
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Guests on the couch with wild tale to tell From the road, the stage, or a barroom, hell The crowd's getting loud and the stories get strange Every single night the chaos rearranges No scripts here, just the truth and the laughs And maybe a roast if you cross Glick's path Hey!
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Welcome to Glick's Comedy Lounge Where the jokes go wild and the laughs get loud
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Pull a seat, stay all night long Tell a crazy story, sing along to the song
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Late nights, news nights, stories all around You're hanging out tonight at Glick's Comedy Line Hey, welcome to Glick's
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Pull up a seat, stay all night long Tell a crazy story, sing along to the song oh,
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Our boy Noah in the building. What's going on, man? Daniel hanging out as always. Happy Wednesday, brother. And, of course, you guys know Kayla. The OTC of the network. Apparently, we have to acknowledge her and my producer backstage.
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So far. Welcome in, guys. Real quick shout Thank you guys for listening to us on the podcasting platforms and shout out to Ohio. Thank you guys for listening to us. I just got an email today that we are number four.
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Ranked number four of the best 100 podcasts in all of Ohio. And me being a Michigan fan and me living in Ohio, I love chipping away and knocking off one po one Buckeye podcast after another.
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It's great.
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But enough about me and enough about us. We're not here for that. We're here for the comedy.
Interview with Comedian Red Dawn
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I'm just a podcaster, so I'm no comedian. But we got comedians that come up and hang out and tonight.
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Fresh off of a hot set on Kill Tony, and I'm sure everybody knows what Kill Tony is because it's every damn where, Miss Red Dawn, the Red Goddess.
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What's going on, young lady? ah Hi, how are you? good, good. Congratulations on being number four. Yeah, it's crazy to me that people listen to us. and Well, it's crazy that people listen to us, let alone that that many people are listening to us in my own home state. That's that's kind of wild. That's very cool.
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So, um but thanks for coming up, taking a little bit of time out of your your afternoon, your evening. I know you're a couple hours behind me. Out there in cra the land of craziness in Vegas. Yeah. I'm not in rush hour, so I'm happy.
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know that's right. I know that's right. Right off the bat, because it's everywhere. You're throwing it out everywhere. First and foremost, ah you need Jesus, young lady.
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You came out on fire. and I don't think anybody expected that on Kill Tony.
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Thank you. i can't tell you how extremely exciting and stressful and oh my God, what the fuck is going on right now that was. and that was Yeah. listen's i I watched it and and and I got to be honest with you, I didn't know what to expect, but I didn't expect that. Some of my favorite comedy is the shock value, but yeah it represents my life, I think very well, because my life is pretty shocking sometimes. And I think that's from the brain trauma, from my coma. And...
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Then i found out in January that I had a stroke from my heart failure. So now whenever I date somebody, they love it because I give them head that I forget. They say I did. day Hey, it's a win-win at the end of the day. That's great. Awesome.
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ah Being a comedy a comedy fan, and I love the roast. I love i love what that Comedy Central brought that out. One of the legends in the industry, especially as far as roasts go, he loves you, Mr. Jeffrey Ross.
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He loves you. i love him. i can't tell you how much I've loved him since I've been home. ah Oh, my God. and for him to allow me to kiss his head,
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I get all the clips right now to tell you the truth. And want I have kissed a lot of bald heads. And his head was the softest and the richest and had the most lovely bounce in it. Like a lot of bald heads you kiss are just skin on scalp.
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e Man has muscle in his head like yeah and The sexiest head I've ever kissed in my life I hope I can kiss it again before I die You know, you you you just might You just might I gotta ask Mommy Readjust I got to ask, because this is really cool for me.
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ah Doing this show, this is still a relatively new show. You know, our our network of shows is is still kind of new and coming up. But you're the second comedian that I've had on here now at this point that has been on Kill Tony. And Kill Tony is one of the hottest things out there right now.
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I had a gentleman on a few weeks back, Chad Smith, who was on Kill Tony Houston. I believe, yeah, it was Houston. Oh, nice. He was on the regular show, not a stadium show. Yeah. Or theater show.
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Mm-hmm. Oh, my God. How wonderful. What was that experience like for you? Were you nervous or anything at all? Okay. So let's start from the beginning.
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um Went and signed up. Of course, I'm older, so I like to be on time for things. and I thought there'd be a long line there. I was the first in line and I sat on the floor and like read through my notes and stuff because I changed my comedy right before I went up that night.
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And um it was really great because I was sitting there and people were asking me and finally got tired of that. And these two cute guys walked by and I'm like, excuse me. i go, yeah, yeah like what are you sitting here for? And I'm like, oh, it's a whole hookers convention. I said about this.
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The prostitutes are getting together today. Come back tonight. So hi, if you saw me on Kill Tony and you see this gentleman.
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So that was fun. Just talk to, I love talking to people. i don't think anybody's a stranger once you meet them. So, um,
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I signed up and they give you your armband with the number on it. And I was 308 and I left and i i left and went out to eat and went home and chilled and de-stressed or compressed.
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Won't hate masturbate. So I didn't masturbate. And then went back about a half hour before we were supposed to show up at 8.15. Everybody was in line and Thank you to the Vegas comics that let me step in.
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yeah um Cole came around with the list and he was calling names. And as he walked by, i saw a really long name and I'm like, oh my God, that's me. so I asked him when he came back and he's like, yeah, come over here. So we went and stood in a place and then went through security and it's great. I don't have to go through security and I never get searched going into conflict.
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anymore because i have the pacemaker and i can't go through the detectors oh no so they never take my bag they barely look in it so i'm the drug smuggler at concerts and i get you seats down on the floor because i'm handicapped everybody's winning hey everybody wants to right i know I know who to call when we come to Vegas. Yeah. let's see know They let us back there and they told us to turn off our phones and stuff. I did sneak a couple pictures of us just along the wall waiting. um And then...
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They signed the releases, took our id They said they don't know what order we're going to get pulled up in. And then he called Mataconda first. You never saw him.
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um So first
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Montgomery was on and i guess the crowd didn't really like them. who him and um then Metaconda came on and wow, could you hear the booze backstage? ah that's why that's's thing that That's really got to deflate your ego.
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I don't know. I mean, it almost makes you want to second guess because It's only a minute, but right now, currently, that's one of the biggest stages to get on for a comedian, that Kill Tony stage.
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Listen, I feel totally blessed. Well, I woke up the Friday before and I woke up watching the film on my computer. Like I'd already done it Friday before the show. So I felt that I was going to get on. on So as soon as Colette to take Mataconda in the back, he came right out and said, Reg, you're up next.
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And he goes, hurry up because they're kicking him off stage. So they rushed me back there and I'm standing there. First of all, Heidi.
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Wow. of benefit Wow. Wow. wow something Beautiful. And so sweet.
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Oh my God. So lovely. And I'm sorry. I don't remember the other girl's name right now. Well, that's, that's, that's, that's two comedians that have been on here that have absolutely said the exact same words about Heidi. Yeah.
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I wanted to touch her ass as much as I grabbed Kim's ass in Lincoln. i it's beautiful and So they go out and bring the drinks and then they close the drape again and they they're yelling for Heidi. And then it sounded like they were just booing again. And the curtain guys couldn't hear what they were saying.
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And I'm like, okay, just listen for Red. And I heard Red and said, I heard my name. And they opened up the curtains and I pretty much walked out to 5,000 people booing me but And you haven't even done anything yet No.
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But something just told me, if you don't walk out there with the power of your pussy, girl, you're going to bomb. Yeah. So, took a deep breath, crossed myself,
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and went out there. But I'll tell you, it is very wild performing in a theater that big. I want to do it again.
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Oh, I bet. I bet. That's got to be that's gotta be such a adrenaline and excitement and nerves and just everything hitting you all at once.
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I felt like I was home. I mean, my brain was like in a spaghetti bowl in the biggest city in the world. And, you know, you're thinking about...
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I have brain trauma, so I have extreme thoughts that normal people I know don't have while I'm on stage. Yeah. Well, I don't know what normal is. What's going on?
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That's going on and I'm trying to silence that. And then, you know, are you standing up straight? Are you talking in the mic? Are you looking? Where's the camera? I don't want to be yelled at. Look over here to me, Tony. I don't want him to say that to me. yeah Your eyes off Carlos and Jeff's head. Quit staring. That was the biggest thought in my head, to be honest. Jeff's head was beckoning you the whole time. um And is just But anyway, just I don't know I ah was and i love good head hey yeah I'll tell you When you started in And the camera kind of panned over And showed Tony's face And Red Band Because you came out And you know you're an older lady And they're like, oh, you know, this should be interesting Somebody's grandma's going to come up and do do jokes And you came out just
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with with the the whole one minute of pussy jokes and kill tony or Tony's jaw dropped. Did it? A couple times, Undertaker was like, oh, my God. I think you had Undertaker blushing. And Jeffrey was just dying. He loved it. I was like, this is this is great. you know I don't think anybody...
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I that, you know, so just that shock factor, you definitely got them in the shock at all factor. almost dropped my phone because I was like, oh, this will be good. You can't run out the gate. I was like, oh, God.
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I'm not approved by no means. I just was not prepared or ready or expected that at all. Oh, yeah, no. oh yeah But then is ah that is awesome. i'm I'm happy for you. And that's that was a huge, I mean, not just a weekend. It was a huge week in Vegas with WrestleMania and everything being there. And, you know, and the fact that they wrapped up, you know, they got Kill Tony involved in Mania and had the the wrestlers and and whatnot involved with with the show and everything like that.
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So that's that's massive. Congratulations to you for for getting that opportunity and and running with it. And You definitely made an impression. That's for sure.
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Well, that I wanted to do. i'll tell you, it was very hard. i think the WrestleMania people, like I was talking to them before they went in, and there were so many of them that said, I'm just booing everybody.
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and I'm like, you aren't even going to let him say something? Nope. Even if it's you, I'm booing you. I'm like, fuck, dude. That's so mean. The fans were already in heel mode. They were already being the bad guys no matter what.
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Well, you noticed on the edit they kept the noise of the crowd down a lot. Oh, I'm i'm sure they did. Yeah. when they they you know A group of wrestling fans just booing over the stage left. And it was like, hold sit down and shut up. Don't hate masturbate. God damn it. That's what I wanted to get the whole crowd
Comedy as Personal Expression & Therapy
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saying. I wish I would have had enough eggs to do that.
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Yeah, I just needed a little bit more time. Yeah, I would have won the golden ticket then if everybody was saying, don't hate masturbate. And I'd like everybody to know, too.
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Redman went first to me before I did it. They didn't show that on the clip. I like the way they make me look a little dirtier and sluttier. What was it, Tony? What was it? Tony said somebody come get your horny grandma or something like that. something I know!
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And I got called Redmond's mom, dirty old mom or something. It was a whore. Bring it, baby. yeah I love it Benji, what's going on? yes Yes, Cameron, this is my Aunt Dawn on the show. yeah
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I like that. I wish I was a grandma. I'm looking for a woman for my son. there you Any single ladies out there? He is a golden man. He's 23, owns a house, has three careers under his belt.
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He's the golden ticket. and He's going to pilot school. Oh, damn. There you go. Single ladies? Hit me up. I'll interview you. Hit Don up. She'll, she'll, she'll put you through the interview process and see if you're working.
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She wants some babies, damn it. As long as you don't, I do. As long as you don't complain about crazy grandma, you're in. No. So I got to ask, you know, this is one of the big things that we always ask.
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It's kind of a two part question here. ah How long have you been doing comedy? And, you know, what made you decide to pull the trigger and say, you know what, I think I want to get up on stage and tell jokes and make people laugh?
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Well, um i was sitting in a bar. A friend asked me to go do comedy. don't remember what year this was. And the guy, she left and I'm like, I'm not going up.
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And the guy raised my hands and threw me up on stage. And it went pretty well until it didn't go well. And then I just hit him with the hard punch line and they all clapped and went crazy. And I'm like, Oh, I think I can do this.
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But I've always wanted to ever since Saturday night live started, you know, back in the day with all the original and Eddie and Oh my God, just so fun and funny. And then and then I had a radio show on sex and relationships who and one on cannabis here.
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And those were really big. And then ah started my nonprofit and figured nobody's going to donate money if I'm doing sex.
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Yeah. Water nonprofit. Yeah. I'm really sad they left that out of the thing. But the booing during that was insane. Oh, yeah. I owned on a nonprofit. Boo.
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Yeah. Like, but I want to supply you with water and hydrate you. And then they're like, It was bad, but people afterwards came up and liked it. So we'll talk more about that later. Then...
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then So I quit comedy for a while, like five years. And then I was like, I just can't take it anymore. My brain really likes the expression and the shock value when saying things that I keep inside a long time.
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So I went and did open mics. And then I was like, well, I'm just going to host my own show because I knew people that own buildings and clubs. So I did that.
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and Then um i that my no then i got then my mother died.
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My mother passed away. So I took a couple years off for that. and then I came back to Vegas and then I was left homeless. house yes my roomate it's bad hell ah Oh, she took all my money and my stuff and everything. Damn. But you'll see me later.
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yeah right? Yeah. homoen So then, and well, right before she kicked me out, i had I was dancing at a dead show. And then I found out I had the Widowmaker and um visited some friends. They said, go see the doctor. I saw the doctor that day. They did an ex er an echo of my heart. And before I even made it to my car, they said, go to the hospital.
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And then they put this little thing inside of me, which is my pacemaker, my defibrillator, which I seriously thought it was going to go off in the middle of Kill Tony. i I hadn't felt my heart beat for three and a half years or longer. And that thing was... It was crazy. I bet. I mean, that like like I said, you go back here, you're like...
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On the biggest stage, and probably on the biggest stage of your life at that moment. It
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was. To say that part's not racing is an understatement. It is the best rush ever. yeah and bill Yeah. So had my heart stuff. That was, that takes a while to come back from. And then I just came, i did so a little stuff in Lincoln when I was there with my son getting better.
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i had an open mic night at the high ball and Nebraska is a very woke place. little bit. They don't have a sense of humor. We we have talked about that. yeah we We were just talking about that with one of my other guests, I think, it last last week or the week before.
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You got to know your room. You got to know your audience. And you got to be careful because. If you're laughing at my stuff, I think you could laugh at everything. And it was just one night I bombed. Like I did a whole bunch of Christmas jokes at the stoplight before I went in. it didn't go over well. And I just made a comment about myself in comparison to something that was very limp.
00:27:23
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And they didn't like it. Well, some people are just a little overly sensitive. Yes, especially when they don't work or that doesn't work. yeah not Anyway, okay. So,
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yeah and did a little stuff in lincoln and then moved back out to vegas in january So just, you know, since my heart failure and all this stuff, I've just kind of been treating comedy as a hobby, but I'm very happy for this. And my hobby hopefully is going to turn into a great little career, a second, well, third, fourth job career thing. Third, fourth, fifth, whatever, you know, at the end of the day. it's so Thank you. um
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It's a career As long as you're moving. Mm-hmm. Hey, Annie. It might hurt like hell, but any morning I get up out of bed, I'm i' happy. so I totally agree with that one.
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Yeah, I joke. you know that's i know this is This is a hobby for right now what I'm doing with the podcasting and and I really wanted to. and mean It's already a full-time job. I won't lie to you. It's it's a full-time damn job.
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I just don't get paid for it. love to reach the point where I get paid for it and I can quit my job and All I got to do is roll out of bed every morning and put on a pair of sweatpants and and decide about it.
00:28:55
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It sounds like you're there. You're number four. getting it. It's time to go get some sponsors to pay you. yeah I'll pay you a lot more than the monetizing. Unless you get to like the millions, I guess. but maybe get that joe rogue I need to get that Joe Rogan money. Yeah.
00:29:18
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No. Yeah, will we'll get there. This has been... ah this is this has been a yeah know We're only in April, and it's already been a really a really big year as far as doing these shows and new shows and everything. like This show is becoming a... you You comedians are something. I love you guys. I've always been a fan of stand-up comedy.
00:29:38
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I've got friends that do it. And you guys are... This show is a monster of its own right now. I can't even control it. And it's all because of you guys. You You guys are amazing.
00:29:49
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And ah I love hanging out with you because nothing's off limits. You guys just fucking come on and. That's, I hate Will Smith for that. Because everything should be off limits when you're on the stage. When I'm off the stage and I'm not performing, you know, i get to be me and you watch your P's and Q's and you're polite. But yeah.
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and On the stage, I think you can say absolutely anything. I mean, Lord knows I have. I've used the N-word a couple times, but I've used it appropriately. but
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don't know. The room got really quiet. I'm sure did. And then it just took one laugh and everybody busted it out. Yeah. You know, it wouldn't have been appropriate.
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It would have got quiet and then I would have got jumped in the parking lot. I don't know. But I actually started comedy in a black club.
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oh i was i was the only white woman there and I was probably older than the bartender, but she looked 30 years older than I did. It's a rough life. It was a rough bar. um But yeah, you know, it was a lot of time of, I was a single mom then. it would be put the kid to bed, stick around for an hour if I could to make sure he's sleeping and then sneak out, go do comedy and then come home, check the kids. Sometimes he was there. Sometimes he wasn't. Sounds like he turned out all right. Yeah. You don't do comedy for a while. Oh, well, the trick to that was, and parents listen up, you're going to get upset when your kid sneaks out and you don't know in Vegas, you don't know if they got kidnapped or what happened. There's a lot of traffic in here. And so then I said, you know, used to sneak out on my mom and
00:32:10
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She was very upset and crying. I said, and I don't want to feel that way. I said, Bobby, it just breaks my heart and I worry and I don't want to call me cops, but it sucks. I said, so why don't you just leave me a little post-it note where you went on your bed?
00:32:27
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Right? I was like, okay, that worked for about six to eight times and then he caught on. home to the note and just go bust him and pick him up. Yeah.
00:32:40
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But it does work till they figure it out. I'll tell you that. That's nice. Yeah, no, exactly. Yeah, I've been ah i' been pretty fortunate with with with my kids. I haven't had to deal with the any sneaking out or or anything like that so far. i don't think.
00:32:57
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I think I will. well You have a much bigger presence than I do. Well, the only one I thought I would ever really have to worry about was, is my, my oldest one who will be turning 21 next, next week.
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But she was just, she was just telling me, Hey, I'm going to so-and-so's house. And that's what told her. I don't, as long as you're not doing anything illegal or hurting yourself or, hurt well, they ever hurt yeah yeah you know The most illegal thing she did was drink underage, but who didn't drink when they were in high school?
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yeah out of me You know I mean? And she knew the rules. Stay where you're at. oh No driving, no getting into cars with your stupid drunk friends. You just stay the night wherever you are. or if you need a ride, call me.
00:33:43
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Yeah. air Because if you call me on the weekend, I'm probably drunk too. But we'll figure it out. at least um There's Uber these days, you know. But my other my other two, like I don't foresee them. My middle daughter, she hates the world. So shes she don't have any reason to sneak out. And my son, he he's happy as long as he's got his Xbox. Oh, okay.
00:34:07
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As long as they're happy. Yeah, but that is now. He's he's only 12, so we'll see what happens when he gets older. When I was a teenager, just walked through the yeah i just walked out the front door and told my parents I'm leaving.
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Yeah, it was like, hey, I'm going here, I'm going here, we're doing this, and it was like, okay. i'm I'm leaving. I may be home. I may not be home. I don't know. I might see. I had time limits. I had to be home by. yeah And it was usually started 15 minutes before the time really happened. but Right. yeah Every once a while when I would have a curfew, it was like.
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oh, my curfew's 10 and it's like 10 o'clock. Oh, I should probably be leaving. and Yeah. No, if I wasn't home, at least I had to argue if I was home five minutes before 10, that it wasn't quarter after 10. Jeez, come on. i grew up in the middle of podunk Ohio, middle of nowhere.
00:35:07
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There wasn't a lot that we could get into, you know? I mean, there was a lot we got into, for the most part. In Lincoln, Nebraska, too, I didn't think that, but there was a lot we got into. There was a lot we got into, but it wasn't like we really had to worry about all that much because we were out in the middle of nowhere. I mean, my closest neighbor lived half a mile down the road. Oh, wow.
00:35:31
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Yeah. so That sounds like tau kipping ta cow tipping country. Yes, ma'am. we I showed my kids the other day where I grew up at. and I said, that used to be a cow pasture. We used to tip cows over there. my son goes, isn't that where you push cows over when they're asleep? And I'm like, yeah, but why would you do that?
00:35:51
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You see where I grew up at? There's not a lot else to do. we find Yeah, but might I just say as a woman trying to tip a cow by yourself, don't do it. It hurts.
00:36:03
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don't Also, don't be slow if you tip a cow because cows are surprisingly fast. and They are. It's really like hitting a brick wall. I'm just going to rub myself into a brick wall. but Okay, I'm sorry. We digress. Back to mom. You're still sneaking out of your mom's house, Kevin Hawley. Kevin Hawley is a good friend of mine who's also a fellow comedian down in Tampa, Florida.
00:36:30
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Oh, ay I never got caught sneaking out. i did throw a raging party when my mom and brother went on vacation. and and Your mom and brother went on vacation. It was like, yeah yeah, you don't get to go on vacation with this. I begged to stay home. I begged not to go.
00:36:51
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yeah And she let me and I threw a party, of course, and helicopters, fire trucks. It was still talked about the last time I went back to Nebraska. but but but This sounds like a, what'd you put on? Woodstock in your backyard? Yeah.
00:37:08
Speaker
Oh no, it was in the house and outside. i think there were four kegs, three or four kegs we went through. don't know. I knew older people. yeah yeah Somebody broke the piranha tanks downstairs that my brother had and that was a mess and he cut himself on the glass and then somebody got stabbed and somebody was murdered and you yeah know it's like my relationships. It is crazy in Lincoln, Nebraska, folks. but but
00:37:43
Speaker
And it's everywhere. It's not just me. No, it's a fact. digress. Comedy.
00:37:54
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you so I did that. But I tried to add it up. And i think maybe I'm at 40 hours if I'm lucky. Well, I mean, you think about it. I was a single mom. I get three minutes twice a month.
00:38:14
Speaker
I mean, people play with themselves a hell of a lot more than that. So...
Red Dawn's Career Reflections & Challenges
00:38:20
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True. I just hate that question with how long have you been doing comedy? No, ask me how many minutes I've been on stage. Right. And I won't include porn.
00:38:31
Speaker
yeah I mean, that does make sense if you think about it that way, because, yeah, you know, most yeah three, five, ten minutes, you know, however long. I mean, unless you get to the opportunity to do an a full hour or something like that. Yeah, it makes sense if you look at it that way and and minutes or hours.
00:38:52
Speaker
Well, the longest I've ever done is an hour and 40 minutes. And that was because I didn't realize not being back to Nebraska, how drunk everybody gets at a football game.
00:39:06
Speaker
And when the football game's at 10 in the morning, they're passed out by six. So nobody's coming to your show. No comedians. not her But three people from out of town that could care less about Nebraska.
00:39:22
Speaker
so yeah an hour minutes of pussy jokes and about my
00:39:33
Speaker
but It was, it was, it was work. It was bad. prefer for public the camp ah yeah yeah how many pussy jokes can one tell? Well, I've got up to you go. now, I believe.
00:39:54
Speaker
There you go. And then I did get told one at Kill Tony by another redhead, actually. Nice. And one by a hooker. So...
00:40:08
Speaker
I gotta tell you, the women are much more supportive. Well, i guess that makes sense. They're much more supportive of pussy because they have one. Yeah. I mean, and i you support what you have first. Hey, and that's, that's the cool thing. You're starting to see more and more women in comedy. um There's some of them, you know, some of them are just whatever.
00:40:38
Speaker
But there's a lot of really good female comedians that are starting to get the spotlight. I love it. There's there's a couple out there that I that i really enjoy. and And I love seeing it personally.
00:40:50
Speaker
um You know, it's it's something new. It's different. and And I like, you know, that there's some of them that they can tell the raunchy jokes and they can be raunchy, but they don't feel like they have to just because they're they're women.
00:41:06
Speaker
I don't feel like I have to. I just enjoy it. yeah right There's a difference. just really like it. a I enjoy it. And I think and maybe i know it's from my brain trauma because my son did a lot of research on it because it bothered him. And I heard Redmond's joke. I wish I would have caught that. But yeah,
00:41:30
Speaker
but Excuse me. um Yeah, a lot of people that get hit on the left side of their head um get highly sexually charged.
00:41:45
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And there's several shows out there about it. I forget what the long name is called, but yeah. And I've had brain scans and different things like that. My brain doctor was very sweet.
00:41:58
Speaker
He goes, Dawn, are you happy? and I said, I'm happy all the time. and he goes, then that's all that matters. And I'm like, okay, you don't want to tell me what's in there. Do we really want to know what's going on and a some yeah Not all of it's shareable. Yeah, yeah exactly. I have a head brain trauma and i already know that it's not right upstairs in my head. Lord knows that.
00:42:31
Speaker
Yeah. So it's just... Yeah. it's It's interesting interesting. But I love doing comedy. I've always...
00:42:42
Speaker
been sexual ever since the car accident happened. So before I guess I was too young, but yeah now now you're just, uh, I think I said, what the red bands, horny mom or something, whatever they call you. oh Hey, as long as I'm getting some until I die and I can yellow God on my way out.
00:43:04
Speaker
Glory to Yeah, that old joke, i mean come and go at the same time. Exactly. How great would that be?
00:43:15
Speaker
Well, I think from my coma, the when you have an orgasm um with somebody you really love and care about and it means something. Right.
00:43:27
Speaker
I think that is the closest you get to heaven on earth. And that's why you yell, oh God. Well, except for women, we can't talk when we have an orgasm. So shut up in bed, man. Listen, when we shut up in bed, don't flip us over. Don't do something else. Just keep doing what you're doing. You're doing it good.
00:43:50
Speaker
Oh, my God. You okay, really, baby? Oh, is she okay? Should turn it down? She's laughing her ass off her. She's got thumbs up. See, right? if yeah know I was going to say, even this big dumb animal knows that. when do it would When she goes quiet, I know I'm doing something right, and I'm not going to stop. That should be every man's goal, at least on a day, to make his wife shut the fuck up. Right.
00:44:19
Speaker
I don't understand why they don't get it. And all these men complaining about women, just go get arrested in them and shut them up.
00:44:31
Speaker
I don't know. I think the way men court nowadays really sucks. So no more dick pics, please. No more just pictures of you with your tongue out and then your dick. yeah this is the weirdest That is the weirdest thing to me. Like, dudes are just... They're proud of themselves. and I don't... I've never...
00:44:59
Speaker
It's not your prettiest body part. Let's get real. well Yeah, let's be honest. and It's hard. It's hard. I mean, it's hard to take a pic. I'm sorry. it's You can't get the right angles. yeah don't Lighting sucks all the time. yeah but see on Dawn of Sex, we used to have picture-perfect time where you'd send it in and we'd tell you how to make it better.
00:45:22
Speaker
but but but First, get rid of the source. Yeah, right. Yeah, I don't understand that, the whole concept of first message, hey, how you doing? Second message. but You want my dick back?
00:45:38
Speaker
Well, I think it's because men are very visual creatures. And a lot of us think and do what turns on us on to the other person.
00:45:51
Speaker
You know, so I think that's the, the bottom of the barrel. It's, it's, it's a, it's a, it's an interesting tactic. It's not one that I've ever used personally, but, uh,
00:46:06
Speaker
No, it works much better if you say good morning, you text her and say, I'm thinking about her. It's like, oh, I'm cold. I need to climb between those thighs and warm up. Texts like that during the day, that's what gets us hot.
00:46:24
Speaker
place Well, look at your look at your girlfriend and see. Is she agreeing or no? She's just still this got big dumb grin on her face. yeah See, she's thinking of doing you.
00:46:41
Speaker
She's probably just to talking to me at this point. Well, I think that women are in general much. um Everybody says romantic. I just think we're hornier than men.
00:46:55
Speaker
Well, and it's and like you said, men are visual creatures.
Gender Dynamics & Community in Comedy
00:46:59
Speaker
And and you know I mean, that's why I don't know how familiar you are with TikTok or anything like that. But fucking BookTok is all all them dirty books and everything that women are reading. They love that shit.
00:47:10
Speaker
Y'all love that damn shit. Everybody's been loving it since the 20s or more. Oh, yeah. It's it's like... Some of those books are, some of those books are wild.
00:47:24
Speaker
They're wild, but you know, we have sex with our brain. is If you're not doing it good, we're going to the book in our brain to get off. I just just wish women would understand if men did a quarter of the things that that that happened in them books, we're to wind up on a list in with charges. That's not true. Can I say during my sex show, what I found most men would call in saying, You know, i love my woman and she did these great things and now she won't do them anymore. And I found that most of 99.8% of the time, it was because the woman let down her guard and did something sexual that the man wanted. And then the next day or later, the man would degrade her or say,
00:48:24
Speaker
that's what bad women do. And you just did it for the man you love. And once I got that to the men's attention, they're like, oh, I did do that.
00:48:36
Speaker
yeah It's like, and women, that i don't know. It's a whole big conversation. We'll get back to comedy. I'm sorry, do you see how my brain just goes to sex and relationships and how we should treat and love each other?
00:48:50
Speaker
No, I'm here. that's I'm all over the place, too. it's it's it's It's wild, some of the conversations that I get into with my guests. And then they're like, after the show, they'll message me like, why did we talk about that? I'm like, I don't know. That's just where the conversation went. and they're like, that's some kind of mystical superpower that you have right there that you just...
00:49:11
Speaker
Right? And isn't that the best? when i was yeah See, I could just talk about this forever. When I was doing the AVNs, I talked to this porn star. And it was a great conversation. And at the end, I thanked him very much. And he's like, man, he goes, I don't know. He goes, I told you stuff my family doesn't even know. Yeah, right?
00:49:35
Speaker
And I'm like, well, now I can't air it. Yeah.
00:49:42
Speaker
I think i think in his family is aware of his um job decision and choice and and in life. that I think it will be okay. No, I didn't air it. I was not going to break the news he told me to his face.
00:49:57
Speaker
I am not out to hurt anybody. No, I'm not. You pay me. yeah know it's It's wild. you know i' like, yeah, you know I host a show where i interview come comedians and and or musicians. And the next thing I know, we're talking about you know addiction and depression and sex lives and you know, whatever else. I'm talking about happy stuff. Yeah.
00:50:24
Speaker
And then, yeah, and then it's like, how do we get down that road? as I don't know. We just let the conversation go where the conversation goes but whatever happens happens at the end of the day. That's a great thing about being the boss. I can do whatever I want. Yeah, no, that's how I've started a new show and I've just started it. I've just got my edits back. So hopefully they'll be going up this weekend. It's called the hot Hot Mike Hot Wings. And i interview comics and then they eat four hot wings and try to tell jokes.
00:51:04
Speaker
are they especiallyly othering hotter or iian two I've done six. Two have not been able to complete it Wow.
00:51:17
Speaker
They can't. It's just too much. So I'm excited about that. that's that's great If I take off, I'll just give that to somebody else to do. they There you go. Let somebody else fill in. Yeah, because I'd really like to do a theater again. That was a rush. I don't want to give up.
00:51:41
Speaker
No, that's got to be... To be able to do a theater and do longer, you know do a nice long set and have a packed house. And not a bunch of idiot wrestling fans that are just booing everybody. Well, let's not say they're idiots. I'm a wrestling fan. I can i can call them idiots. I'm one of them. don't agree with him. Don't attack me. Those are my people. Most of us are idiots. like My first wrestling match was the claw and black Jack Lanza.
00:52:15
Speaker
My mom was a big wrestling fan. So she took me to that way too early in life. the it's Way too much blood. i don't even know if I could have legally gotten into that show. I think she lied. Um,
00:52:35
Speaker
I'm not kidding. I don't even think I was nine. oh wow. And going and seeing the claw and Blackjack Lanza and stuff beat each other and be bloody. and it it's nothing like today.
00:52:51
Speaker
Yeah.
Life-Changing Experiences & Comedy
00:52:52
Speaker
No, i've um' I've grown up my whole life watching it, and it's it's wild how much it's changed from when I was a kid to to today. but I'm still a fan. My son loves it, so yeah we we watch.
00:53:08
Speaker
Well, it's fun. e it's it's It's just got to take it for what it is. It's just entertainment. Yeah. Oh, it was horrifying. I cried for weeks when I saw it.
00:53:22
Speaker
Maybe that's why The Undertaker scared me so much on stage and I didn't give him too much energy because all I could think about was, ouch. All right. but So I got to ask you, you brought it up a couple of times, but I got to ask you because I'm curious and my curiosity always gets the best of me.
00:53:43
Speaker
How did you end up in a coma? Oh, I got T-boned by a semi um in my Volkswagen. i yeah got it It was a wild night. All my rides are wild in life.
00:54:00
Speaker
yeah So we went to Valentino's Pizza and I gave my mom the letter from the Colorado Institute of Art saying I got accepted.
00:54:13
Speaker
and she sold me the car $300, $250, something like that It left me one hundred bucks in my account. and And then i went to watch the Lakers and the Celtics play in the playoff games.
00:54:30
Speaker
And I was driving through campus and i was hitting the lights. I was smoking a joint. i was I was so happy. and then i the next thing I saw was me in the hospital and I was floating over my body.
00:54:52
Speaker
Oh, wow. Mom was like crying and sitting out there and I'm like, what the fuck? And then I, you're, I, was in a white space.
00:55:07
Speaker
Um, and people that I knew there's no physical anything, but I knew the people that were there in the room with me by their spirits.
00:55:19
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oh well Okay. And we talked. I don't know how. Time didn't matter. Time was irrelevant. yeah So we talked and then like one of those weird silences where, okay, everything we've said is done. What's going to happen now?
00:55:37
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yeah And I'm like, okay, so what happens next? And a voice came down. Oh God, I might start crying on this. Sorry.
00:55:50
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a voice came down that I'd never heard before and said, it i have more for you to do. boop. I woke up.
00:56:02
Speaker
Nice. had a three Had a massive fucking headache. I bet. This is the worst thing ever. For about, geez, four years of massive headache. Most the time through college.
00:56:20
Speaker
Oh, wow. and now Maybe seven years. um Lots of drugs, lots of opioids. Thank God Oxy wasn't around because the perks and the Dems and the hydrocodines were just enough good combinations. And mom had sent me to drug rehab, so I knew the combinations that worked best.
00:56:44
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Okay.
00:56:47
Speaker
That's what you learn in rehab. yeah Yeah. You learn crimes. That's why you go to sexual anonymous.
00:57:01
Speaker
Every time somebody takes a break and somebody else goes, you know, they're fucking in the bathrooms and everybody just fucks in the parking lot afterwards. Anyway, sounds like it sounds like sexual sex. Anonymous is working great. it is yeah a So, um yeah, they I just woke up. I had green jello and was sent home with a massive headache.
00:57:30
Speaker
Got hooked on drugs for a long time. Lots of cocaine, two nose jobs. um Yeah, I've had quite a great life.
00:57:42
Speaker
Maybe I'm so old. It sounds like it's been a wild fucking ride. It has been a wild ride. It's sort been a great ride.
00:57:54
Speaker
yeah No, I mean, you're here, you're kicking, you got stories for days. Yeah, they shut off my pacemaker three months ago, so that's cool.
00:58:06
Speaker
Oh, jeez. Yeah, hey, this thing... Hopefully, like, you're good and you don't need it right now, and it's not like, well, you forgot to make a payment on your pacemaker, so we're going to go ahead and just turn it off like the electric bill, you know?
00:58:21
Speaker
Oh my God. Right. I always thought about that once I put it in is some like 18 year old or 20 year old and it's his first job to monitor my body. i have a whole movie written about it. But then they did that 9-1-1.
00:58:43
Speaker
o or No, 911 Nashville, they did it. And they were taking people with pacemakers out. I'm like, oh, fuck. Anyway, that scared the shit out of me. But no, they left the defibrillator on. So if I do have a heart attack or something goes wrong, I'll... Yeah. jesus I just was hoping that didn't happen on Kill Tony because that literally was...
00:59:10
Speaker
but that is know That could be great on stage. We joke around all the time. if If I'm going to have a heart attack or a stroke or something, I hope it happens when I'm live because that's going to be great for views. That's true. when you know When they said you could have died at the dead show, I'm like, well, is that so bad? My son's name is Bob Weir. They are kind of part of my life. yeah My last name is not Smith.
00:59:39
Speaker
No, man. FYI for everybody. No. um Some mean girls got my real name taken away from me on social media. ah I can't get it back.
00:59:53
Speaker
That was during my sexual little pussy competition there. And I obviously lost. Well, not really. They're married in Florida. jeez. she this That's crazy. I think I won. Yeah.
01:00:13
Speaker
Oh, yeah. I mean, single, do it you know doing what you want, when you want, out in Vegas, you know who you want, they're they're down in Florida, as I call it. Yeah.
01:00:24
Speaker
Well, as long as you have an STD test, let's not go spreading stuff. Yeah. Just spread the love, not the diseases. Yeah, exactly. Yeah.
01:00:36
Speaker
There's enough of them out there to share, but we don't want to. Yeah, well, unless you're young enough to have the HPV test, then come on my way. no There you Listen, I'm dating men so young right now. I have some of them, I feel bad, but I have some of them convinced that my estradiol hormone cream is the best lube they've ever used.
01:01:04
Speaker
Gosh. And it's true, and it works for about three weeks. Then they start watching soap operas and crying. They're wearing my panties, and their tits are getting bigger than mine. It's time to move on. Michael's become Michelle. Now it's time to move on to the next victim. Exactly. that's awesome. I love it.
01:01:32
Speaker
no that's that's awesome i love it i mean it I know it it really does. It truly sounds like you're just enjoying life and it and it seems like that's all you've ever done is just enjoy life.
01:01:43
Speaker
Well, mean you know, after you find out what heaven is, you understand that you're in hell on earth.
01:01:56
Speaker
Because when you're not living in the love you were created from, like you don't look at a baby and see an asshole. he give Sometimes I do. but No, you don't. A little arrogant baby pricks.
01:02:12
Speaker
Goddamn wanting titty and I want it. Look at all smug and shit. So it's kind of like that. i yeah, I believe since my coma, I've had a little extra light inside because God touched me.
01:02:31
Speaker
Yeah. Well, I mean, it's one of those things. A lot of people who, who've said that they've had ah near death experiences say that when, you know, when, when they come back, it's, they're given a second chance. So they, they do live a little bit, you know, they,
01:02:47
Speaker
a little bit more exciting. in Like they're not afraid to take the chances that other people are because they know, you know, that at the end of the day, life is short and you can sit around and talk. And and I know this, this is, this is why I'm the asshole friend because I'm the one that's like, you know you can sit around and talk about it all fucking day long. But at the end of the day, if you're not doing anything about it, then nobody cares. So don't talk about it, be about it.
01:03:13
Speaker
You know, I, hell I've had to have that conversation with myself. a Time or two stop talking about it. You big dumb animal and go boom Yeah you know yeah so yeah yeah is People like that like yourself You know you you you've already you you know, what's on the other side Let's have fun.
01:03:35
Speaker
There's that that beer barrier is almost no longer there for you Well, I don't know. I still get afraid when I go out on stage for some reason. i get all nervous and then after the first word or two, I'm fine.
01:03:51
Speaker
Yeah. yeah like But I think you need that adrenaline, that rush to get you more hyped up. Thanks.
01:04:03
Speaker
Oh, yeah, that one. You know, kind of add a little extra fuel to the fire, so to say. i mean, I still... i've I've been doing this stuff for so long, and and and I still get nervous, especially when I have guests, because it's like...
01:04:17
Speaker
what do what if What if I got a forced conversation? What if this guest is just lame? You know, and I've been fortunate. I've been very lucky. I have yet to have a guest that was terrible. I've had nothing but great guests. um And I know I'm probably jinxing myself here with that, but that's okay. But I still get nervous because I don't know. And it's not until I'm bringing a guest up on stage and get the introduction out of the way, then it's just like, all right, smooth sailing for a week. Whatever happens, happens. I'll figure it out as it goes. The show's live. I can't edit it. I can't chop it and screw it. It is what it is. Well, I think for me in radio, when my show was live too, it was just because you want your guests to look good.
01:04:59
Speaker
And some guests, it's hard to make stupid look good. this is true. Somehow I've managed to do it for 45 years. But in Vegas, the plastics help a lot. But...
01:05:15
Speaker
Mentally, I think it's challenging to get keep moving and not be, you know, a spaghetti bowl and have some sort of a direction, which I apologize. It's my brain. I never have a direction, but the ride is always fun.
01:05:32
Speaker
Yeah, that's true. The right side of my brain, and I don't even have any brain drama that I know of. Well, I mean, I probably come to most people like I do. Right side of my brain is calm, cool, collective.
01:05:43
Speaker
It's that left side that's 300 miles an hour in 7,000 different directions 24 seven. It's just like. Your left side is your logical side and your right side is your creative side.
01:05:55
Speaker
So you like being logical. No, there's nothing about me that's logical.
Nonprofit Initiatives & Social Engagement
01:05:59
Speaker
That's what I'm saying. Your right side is more active than your left. Yeah, i see, I'm dyslexic too. I'm left-handed. handicapped. Leave me alone.
01:06:12
Speaker
ah Yeah, no, it really is. And I just have a tendency to let the the side of my brain that's out of control be in control most days. Yeah, because it's so much funner.
01:06:24
Speaker
Yeah. It is. It's just so much funner and there's more ideas and I have million dollar ideas I'm waiting to explode on.
01:06:36
Speaker
Right. And it sounds with everything that you were bringing up earlier that you've done and, you know, the comedy and the the radio show and, and, and the new, the new show and everything like that. And, and, and I want to talk about this for a little bit because you brought it up. The, the nonprofit that you have.
01:06:56
Speaker
Oh yes, the giving water. Yeah, what is what is that all about? The giving water is out to hydrate America. And how i don't have a bottle with me. And that's my bad, real bad.
01:07:11
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yeah think this through What we is we tap into businesses, marketing and advertising funds and turn them into nonprofit funds.
01:07:22
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And then we do all their community social responsibility. Also, we do this by proudly displaying their logos on a label of the giving water with the QR code on the back going to them.
01:07:35
Speaker
then we take that Then we take that water and we put it in one of our distribution centers or we attach it to another charity and then offer it to the community so the community can come out and give through their bottled water needs. So it's a win-win-win.
01:07:54
Speaker
Businesses get write-off for advertising and marketing and you they finally do some community social responsibility that's worthy. and bit charities get water and money and you and i get to give and walk around with a bottled water that shows we have a good heart and we care people.
01:08:19
Speaker
and businesses is where bottled water is in your life, that's where they're gonna see your logo and it's how our brains work If you see something over and over again and it's part of your life, you're going to integrate it in your life. So if you're finance company, if you're cleaning company, an electrician, a plumber, anything that you services in your homes, reach out to The Giving Water. Go to hydrateamerica.org. I had to get two names because they kicked off my nonprofit too, Tiffany. Oh, gee. Yeah.
01:08:58
Speaker
So it's the hydrateamerica.org on social media and I own both the domain names. So we'll all go to the same place and give together. I also started a chug challenge and before all my health issues. And that is just taking a bottle of water and shouting out who you are and where you are, chugging the bottle of water, challenging somebody else to do the same thing and making a small donation.
01:09:30
Speaker
Because when we all do little pieces and come together, it's a real big effort in part. And if I could just imagine... and It would be amazing if everybody in that stadium gave me $5. I would make a truckload of water.
01:09:50
Speaker
yeah And then I just put up on the website the different charities and the people could vote on what charity to give the water to. the So, yeah, I think it's a perfect idea. i also think this should be done on bread and milk and eggs and that should all be free too for a donation.
01:10:10
Speaker
Yeah. Because let's put the advertising in our hand, not on our TVs, not in the magazines. Let's look at it every day and lift up the bonuses that are lifting up us.
01:10:25
Speaker
Yeah, I mean, it's and it's on stuff that you're going to use every single day. I'm not going How many people read magazines these days? Let's be honest. I do, but... Yeah, not when you've got a computer. hearing your day how Yeah,
01:10:40
Speaker
and then see with I have like a stack of magazines sitting next to me. um I used to do graphics, but that's why I like magazines because I like to see the layout and that type of stuff. yeah yeah a I also used to do civil engineering. So laugh when you drive in Phoenix on some of my roads. So so you're the one to yell at, huh?
01:11:11
Speaker
I got that job with a short skirt and a push-up bra and had no clue what I was doing. So, yes, I fucked up the traffic in Phoenix. but Nice. At least you're honest about it.
01:11:27
Speaker
I thought for sure I was getting fired one day and my boss calls me in and fires me and tells me he got me another job. good questions
01:11:40
Speaker
I made more money and I got to do graphics. So that was good. That's awesome. Hey, you know, one door closes another one. Every time. Yeah. every time yeah like good You're a skirt and a push-up bra. I got you the job. Well, my boss was so pissed at me that first week because I thought I was going to be drafting, and I'm a very good drafter. That's what I was hired for. I walked in, and he gave me a legal description and told me to draw a map.
01:12:16
Speaker
Never. It was like, what? He knew I was an interior designer. yeah Anyway, so I just walked around the office until I made a friend. Thank you, Jay.
01:12:28
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And he taught me how to do it. And two days later, I handed it in. He goes, you know, that should have taken you like four hours. and i knew if i was going stupidative I'm really blonde under this red hair. Yeah. If I knew how to do the job, it could have taken me four hours, but you used the wrong brain to hire me, buddy.
01:12:55
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He did. Whose fault is it? Mine or yours? It's his.
01:13:01
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No, that's awesome. ah So with the comedy and whatnot, do you have... um Any other shows or anything else you're you're working on or you got coming up or anything like that where people can come out and see you and catch you? Not right now. I've gotten a couple emails and some text messages saying that some other comedians would like to talk to me.
01:13:31
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So say a prayer. would be lovely. Once people see the Kill Tony episode of me, you know they're going to be calling. Your phone's going to ringing off the hook. Oh, from your mouth to God's ears. But I'm very happy about the text message I did receive. I'm waiting and praying for that call. I have been since I met the person. Nice. I'm glad that got in before you got too famous. Oh. From your mouth to God's ears. I'll come back as soon as I hit that mark. There you go. When you hit the mark, you call me and I'll come on your show.
01:14:09
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I'll come on your show every time. I'm not that type of person. I remember her before she got famous. is I knew her. No, I always answer my phone, even if it's a bot. yeah I never answer my phone. It is very rare that I answer my phone. it's like that Oh, I hate the text message. Can I call you? No, you're too fucking dumb to pick up the phone and call. Don't text me. Can you call me? Pick up the phone and call me. I'll answer.
01:14:44
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I think my voicemail still says something dumb like, If you know better, then why are you calling? If you know me, why are you calling me? You should have just texted me. you know how you know You know the rules. And I've had people, like I've interviewed for jobs. They're like, you know, you should really change your voicemail ah so it's more professional. And I'm like, or here's an idea. Just shoot me a text. And then I know that I need to call you back because it's important.
01:15:11
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who argument Call me if I don't answer, shoot me a text then. If I still don't answer, I'm busy. Yeah. and i've I've had bosses at jobs that I've worked at and they would call me about something during the day and I would not answer my phone. And then and then they would text me and say, really Glick? And I'm like, yeah, I know, but I don't answer my phone. Whatever you have to say to me unless you're dying, in which you're not going to call me if you're dying, it's not that important that I got to answer my phone because I'm busy. I'm working.
01:15:42
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So bosses are supposed to call you just about work? They do. hu I just don't text me. and They never called me about work.
01:15:56
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Well, there's a big difference between you and I. I'm not showing up to work in a miniskirt and a pushup bra because if I do, I'm sure there's going to different outcomes for you and me.
01:16:13
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I'll tell you that's, that's been one of the hardest things about being a woman in comedy. to be honest. That's because you're out there and you want to do your comedy. And if you talk about too much sex or how wet your pussy is or, you know, dick or something, every comic Neanderthal thinks they can fuck you.
01:16:40
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It's like, dude, you don't have a job. This is what you do. Yeah, right. Think about this before you even say it because rejection is going to be bad.
01:16:52
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We the same thing. i already know you're broke. It's like, and then you're going to be out all night? No. Yeah. Unless you're Jeffrey Ross. If you're listening, if you're listening, yeah your head is so worth it. You would have no idea. if If you got your ears on Jeff, just know you're, she'll make an exception.
01:17:17
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Yes. No, I've never. ah Yeah. That's interesting to me That was wild. He, he, it's that was wild eight Like I said, I'm a big fan of the the roast and he always kills it when he does them and his stand-up's really good too. So he's one of those guys that would be really cool to me. I don't know that I would kiss his bald head, but I would definitely like to meet him. Oh, it's luscious. Like laying your head on a pillow.
01:17:48
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me
01:17:51
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It's safe to say you got a little, little just just teeny tiny bit of a crush on Jeff. Yeah, that. And I've just always liked a bald head.
01:18:03
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Just something about it. Maybe it was my grandpa and how much I loved him because he had a really nice bald head. and I used to get to rub it as a little girl when we watched TV and stuff. He'd sit on the floor for me. But I don't know. i just find something very sexy about it.
01:18:24
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Now just know if you get an uptick in bald men at your shows.
01:18:30
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And you run through the audience and touch them all at once.
01:18:36
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It all has to where it depends.
01:18:44
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That's another part they cut out. I told Tony, I go, I'm sorry my lawyers didn't get in touch with yours. I said, but my lawyers called me and told me it depends on me so nobody drowns tonight.
01:18:58
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but but but umni
01:19:02
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Awesome. I don't think he was amused. That's probably why he got cut. Well, you know, it's, it's, I'm sure I would, I would love to not even just that, but like any, any, any special, um you know, comedians film their, their Netflix specials or, i mean, Phil seems like everybody Hulu, Disney to be,
01:19:28
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They've all got the the specials. But it would be interesting to see how much gets edited out. Yeah. A lot of my stuff did.
01:19:40
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oh yeah I really wish I would have taped it backstage. And so I could see the interview. But I'm very appreciative to how nice Tony was to me. Because obviously everybody sees me as being old. And I still think I'm like 28, 32. I don't see when that's going to change anytime soon. like Yeah, at the end of the day, age is just a number. It's just a number.
01:20:10
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It's all about how speak. So I got to get them before that frontal lobes developed. I might be only 45, but I wake up some mornings and i i feel like I'm 85. And that's just my body going, hmm. We really want to do this again today, buddy.
01:20:29
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I was sitting cross-legged on the sofa the other day and my neighbor pounded on the wall. I thought she thought I was having sex with all the moaning to get up.
01:20:41
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Yeah, that was something that I wasn't warned about getting older. All the noises that, not that not that what your body makes, the but noises you make involuntarily, just to get up and move or whatever. Oh my yes. i have a whole set on the best part of it. It's like when you're young, your ass is really tight, like Heidi's, right? So she blows those farts right out the back.
01:21:06
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But Heidi, oh baby, when you get old and that ass ever gets flabby, if it can, you're going to blow those farts up the front ah yourlint and be so nice and ripple through those lips. Oh my God. And then all you do is eat cabbage and beans for the rest of your life.
01:21:32
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Jesus Christ.
01:21:35
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needs a man it's too funny i took my neighbor for a coloscopy yesterday and i'm like i've just got to ask you i said this happens to me all the time when i fart she's like oh yes isn't it nice i'm like yes it is it so is Well, that's, ah that i have, you know, they say you learn something new every day and I have officially learned something new today. You should see the audience with their eyes. They're like, that's so much old stuff. I'm surprised at. No, that's, that's awesome.
01:22:18
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yeah that's that's awesome It is. You have something to look forward to. You get little tickle on your balls every time you fart when you get older. They're already practically... That's it, huh?
01:22:30
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Yeah, they probably practically... i'm for I'll be 45 in October.
01:22:37
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Starting earlier and earlier, America. Yeah. going to get out and go for the farts. Stop the gym. Stop the squats. Let them ripple forward.
01:22:49
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Just let it well I know, that's right. So...
01:22:58
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I'm sorry. how many aspect of it no you're good Now I'm just going to... Now you're just thinking about farting, huh? Yeah, now now I know when I get the grocery list if there's a bunch of beans and cabbage. Beans and cabbage.
01:23:13
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Now I know what's going on. I went to the post office the other day and there was this little brat in there, right? And she was really being a pain in the ass and they gave her a little computer to go to. And she was walking around so smart with it. Just farting like an old man. was like...
01:23:33
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well And her sister just cracked up laughing. and I couldn't take it anymore. I cracked up laughing. Then the gays behind me cracked up laughing. and And she looked like, what are you looking at? i was like,
01:23:47
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yeah i loved farting at that little kid. you know At the end of the day, and don't matter how old you farts are funny.
01:23:58
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It is what it is. Farts are always funny. Yeah. you Unless they're stinky. am. Then they aren't so funny anymore. Yeah. Unfortunately, we have no control. There's not a lever that's involved. Yeah, I don't know.
01:24:19
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that
01:24:22
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So you you've been doing comedy for a while. And got to ask because this is something that you know I always throw out there. And I think that this is such a a great thing that you guys have and an opportunity that's out there for comedians.
01:24:40
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And it's it's almost exclusive to you, but now I'm learning that a lot of clubs are doing it with musicians, which I guess makes sense. But the open mic nights, are you – do you still – Do any of those or you know were were you jumping on every open mic you could back and you know when you were younger and stuff? um No, like I said, i it was easier to create your own show and have people come to you than go to all these places.
01:25:18
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Right. And you can... Practice, you know, at the beginning for five minutes and then you get to practice your riffing or you, you know, I stimulate my brain to come up with the compliment joke for the comedian and then introduce the next one. So that's the part I really like about hosting is doing that and working jokes in between, but you've really got to watch talking too long.
01:25:53
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Like I'd set my thing for two minutes so my phone would go off so I wouldn't, unless sex came up then, damn. There is came over. they prop like Um, no, just cause I hate the open mics where the hostess or host talks for like three hours and open mics five hours. Yeah. You know, it's like some people like to go home and do something at night.
01:26:23
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Not only that, but gives, give, give some of the other, up and coming or new, or just in general, I notice and I hear a lot of comedians say that they use the open mics to um practice new stuff.
01:26:40
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on a you know I don't hear what. I mean, i there's some comedians, I think, that do new stuff. My brain obviously gets bored with doing the same set over and over.
01:26:57
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And a lot of people like that. But to me, that's like having sex in the same position and kissing the same way and doing... it
01:27:12
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I just, I can't. So I might do my pussy jokes at the beginning or throw them in at the end, but I'm not gonna do the same jokes. I like Tony. I wanna be one of the comedians that's forced to do a new minute every week on Kill Tony.
01:27:32
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that That That I try, I mean, I have a book now, but I have books I've written in where I try to do a minute that's new. Cause it's just challenging and it's fun. And all you gotta to do is go out in public and meet somebody.
01:27:49
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yeah Talk to them. And you'll find a weirdo, at least in Vegas. um There's probably a lot of them in in Vegas from my understanding. Oh, there are.
01:28:02
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yeah yes And I think all the comics represented Vegas very well. e I mean, overall, if you think of Vegas with the city, i mean, you have me, the sex king queen. Yeah.
01:28:18
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a And then you had Evan, which looked like he had Down syndrome or autistic, but he isn't. And you have those kind of people in Vegas all over trying to be somebody not or pretending to be somebody. And then you had Chris, who was originally autistic and, you know, had...
01:28:42
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Everybody loves it. Now I can't even say bullshit.
Humor in Everyday Encounters
01:28:46
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Everybody loves a retard. And I'm not saying autistic people are retard, but everybody loves somebody that's off center somehow.
01:28:56
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Yeah. Because nobody likes to be in the middle of the road all the time. That's why so many people love me. Maybe I'm retarded. yeah I've dated enough retards. I can freely speak about them. All their quirks. We like them happier over mad.
01:29:16
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We don't like an upset one. The happier ones, they're much more fun. Right. time I go into Walmart, I pray to meet one.
01:29:32
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And every time it works. i Going to Walmart, if I'm a betting man, you're probably going to meet more than one. Nope, I've just met one. Every time I've said that prayer, God's even kept me in lines where five, six people have exited the store and he's told me to stay in that line. And then I get over because nobody's in the line where everybody's gone through. And sure enough, right behind me. Nice.
01:30:01
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It's lovely. The last one, Jenny was her name. Oh, we yelled at each other all the way out the store. You're beautiful. You're You're beautiful. No, you're more beautiful. That's crazy.
01:30:21
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In the way people look at you Walmart, they don't really care. and Yeah. It's another day in Walmart at the end of the day, to be honest with you. It sounds like your your comedy style is kind of the, ah like you said, you would love to do the one minute, one server. you know It sounds like you're kind of a quick hitter. you know i Do you do much storytelling or is it more just?
01:30:45
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I'm go hit you with the jokes and bring them to you. No, it's for storytelling and then putting the jokes, the punchlines in the stories.
01:30:55
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Nice. Or different parts of my life and putting them together in a joke. Does that make sense? Yeah, they're kind of mixing it up a little bit. Yeah.
01:31:09
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You want to hear one? so we Why not? It's a comedy show. Well, you know, after your pussy's so wet, you gotta stick a dick in it. And then what happens? It comes and then you get a baby,
01:31:22
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right So you have this baby and then you gotta to teach this baby how to piss in the toilet. So is it that's hard. first I just let my kid run around naked all the time.
01:31:37
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So one day comes up. Oh wait, tell you a little story first. But he was peeing in the kitchen and we had a great Pyrenees dog. I don't know if you know about that breed. yeah.
01:31:51
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he she started howling and barking because my kid was peeing in the kitchen and my dog was upset because he's not allowed to pee in the house. It was so funny. and I'm like, look at Bobby, you can't pee in the house. Look at, you're upsetting the dog.
01:32:12
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You have to pee in the toilet. So for the next two years, he peed outside with the dog every day. You got to be careful what you say to young kids. I learned that.
01:32:23
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they One day he comes running up to me and he's like, mommy, mommy, I found it. I found it And I'm like, what? I mean, like I was the cleps. He was so excited. said, come downstairs. I found it. I found it.
01:32:40
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So we go running downstairs and I'm like, what is it? And he throws himself on the floor, throws his legs over his head, points to his scrotum and said, I found it. I found my little brain, mommy. I'm like, oh, shit.
01:32:57
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I pissed at my pants laughing. And I tried so hard not to laugh. I said, you're right. You're right, Bobby. You did find your little brain and you're not to use it ever. he said One day that little brain is going to try to take over the big brain. But you have to say no, no, no.
01:33:19
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And I said, pinky swear to mommy, you'll never use your little brain. And we pinky swear. Well, about 10 years later, i have my show on sex. And of course, I have to go through and look at my dick pics every day for the show. yeah And I'm like, yes, no, we can work without. I know that dick. What?
01:33:41
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I know that dick and I've never fucked that dick. That's my son's dick. What the fuck?
01:33:51
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So I'm like on the way to school that day and I'm like, Bobby, I go, it's amazing. i go, you should see the dick pic I got today. i go, it's the most amazing dick ever. I don't even think I could have created one that beautiful. you And I showed it to him. He's like, oh, mom,
01:34:16
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Why did you send me a dick pic? And he's like, I didn't. I took it with your phone. Oh, shit. What? What the
01:34:27
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hell? That does not make this better, son. of course, he didn't have a phone at that time, so I don't know why he sent it to me. but what they Who was he sending it to on your phone is the most important. I don't know. That's the most important thing. Why are you using my phone? to say And who are you sending it to?
01:34:52
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oh So I'm telling my friend this story and she's like, so did it look like your ex-husband? I'm like, no, it looked like my brother's. it is No, you dirty minded people. No, no, no. wild in Lincoln, Nebraska. That's all we got to say. I didn't look that far out. the late 70s, everybody went commando, right?
01:35:21
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Well, my brother did not cover before he zipped and the skin of the base of his penis went in the zipper. I heard this huge yell from the bathroom, right? And I come in and it's all red and bloody. And he's like, I'm like, stick this in your mouth. I go, i you hold the tip and I'll unzip.
01:35:46
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So we did that and he screamed and blood went everywhere and it was horrific. and so later on he got married and stuff. And I was talking to his wife and I'm like, so how is my brother in bed? and he's like, oh, he's really good.
01:36:06
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I wanted to know. Well, my other friends in high school came and taught, they taught my brother how to kiss. So I knew he was a good kisser, which really upset me. But I was so mad at her for that. but So i asked her, I go, how is it with, you know, John now? he She goes, you know, it's really good. And I think he's ribbed. I said, well, thank you very much. You're welcome.
01:36:38
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Yeah, you're welcome. I did that.
01:36:44
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So many roads that conversation could have went. So that's a joke that has several stories of real life put together. so Oh my God.
01:36:57
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That's how most of my jokes are. Yeah. Storytelling. it is a, uh, it's almost like ADHD fueled a fever dream. that's Hold on. If I go, if I do this with my tits and my crotch all the time, do I get a golden ticket? yeah That's a joke. I'm trying out tomorrow at Jimmy's. We'll see how nice. No, that's awesome.
01:37:24
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Nice. yeah that's awesome yeah I like that. you know kind of there's There's some other comedians out there that do that kind of that that storytelling but hit you with four or five jokes. And it's it's ah it's a unique style that not a lot of people can pull off because at the end of the day, especially in the society we live in now with social media and stuff, you've got to keep people's attentions. You've got to grab a hold of them and you've got to be able to, you know,
01:37:55
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keep firing off to, oh, yeah, shiny object, keep looking at me. i'm um So when you're able to tell a story with that intertwines multiple stories, but also will also multiple jokes in and in one big story, you're able to you know keep that keep that set of tension for a little bit.
01:38:14
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Thank you. was going to do that one on Kill Tony, but I didn't think, I thought the pussy was more important. You know, it they they're they're the... They're the quote-unquote professionals, I guess, at the end of the day. Yeah. Well, it wass very funny because doing Jimmy Kimball's, you have to be PG.
01:38:32
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Right? So I don't say pussy. I say pussycat. And the other day, they went up. Hey, how are you? Hang out.
01:38:43
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How old is he? That's my youngest. He's 12. He's getting ready to How's school? Good. Good. Yeah. Anything exciting?
01:38:55
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i haven't been for a long time. That's why I'm asking
01:39:01
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no teachers. Nothing. No. Okay. Get out of here. You're boring. Now you're getting harassed by my guests.
01:39:15
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we We do it. We do a show together. We do a wrestling young man. Thank you. I made him. and we do we do it We do a wrestling show together.
01:39:29
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and And some of our followers, the ones that come and watch every show, they they just bust his balls so much and they mess with him. But they love him to death because... He just comes in and it's his show and he he takes over. He told me I was going to be fired before. and I love That's what America needs. Kids to take charge and go for it.
01:39:53
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yeah like no but can Stop him. Yeah, and he'll bust balls right back. you know it's It's funny hearing him talk shit to some of the people in the chat sometimes. That's fabulous.
01:40:05
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No, that's that's awesome. um Before we get ready to wrap up here, I want to make sure everybody knows ah where they can find finds you at, find all your social
Unique Social Events & Humanitarian Projects
01:40:16
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media. I know Kayla's been putting in the chat, but if you want to Or if you've got anything else that you want to promote or shout out, absolutely. Feel feel free to. The next thing I'm doing is 420 speed dating.
01:40:27
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the next thing i'm doing is four twenty speed dating Okay, so go to 420 Speed Dating on social media. The.com isn't up, but I'm working on it.
01:40:39
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um And I'm looking forward to that. I'm getting the gift bags together. The first couple 420 Speed Datings will be for anybody, um any age, any sexual orientation, as long as you smoke.
01:40:57
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And um because sometimes you just want to smoke with somebody. You don't need to date them. yeah You just want to have a fun smoking buddy. So it's 420 speed dating beats your smoking buddy.
01:41:13
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Right? ah so we're going to teach you how to compliment, how to engage, because that's so important, and give you some little tips and tricks. And then you're going to speed date. and then hopefully you get laid within the next three dates. they are There you go. or Or less. Three or less. At least you're going to be high.
01:41:39
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Yeah. and know Nothing is ever bad when you're high. I don't personally partake and I never have. Not really my thing. i have no problems with it. ah yeah i You can come to because I smokers love to date men that don't smoke. i like i unfortunately, well, fortunately, let me rephrase that. We're in a relationship.
01:42:05
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I am fortunately in a very heavy relationship. So I don't think she's, I mean, she could, well, no, you can't find the smoking. can both go. But if you don't, you know, it's just, it's not for people in a relationship. I'm not promoting any swinging things anymore. But if you're a couple and you just want to find some people to smoke and come over to your house and have a dinner, It's a great place to meet somebody that, you know, isn't going to get drunk and trash your house.
01:42:37
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Yeah. i love my I love my stoner friends. And and speaking of, are you? He's right here. no i just Just at night, she likes her she likes her little pin.
01:42:53
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but ah It's nice. it takes the and It's like, you know, you might like a beer at night. Why can't I take a hit or two? yeah so No, learning I agree 100%. You know, I've always enjoyed my stoner friends. they They make me laugh. I'm a drinker. You know, I typically only drink on on Saturdays. Now I've cut back quite a bit.
01:43:14
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ah personal and preference and reasons and stuff like that. But I love my stoner friends, man. They crack me up and and I feel like most of the time I'm just on a natural high in life. So, you know, but but like some of the shit that they're thinking about high, I've already been thinking about all fucking day. And I don't look like a lunatic when we start talking about it.
01:43:37
Speaker
yeah I agree. But for you, for 20-something dating, it came about when I got rejected by some lovely men that were drunk, and I just wanted to smoke a joint to deal with their drunkness. And they said no. And I'm like, well, this is stupid. Let's get 420. Let's meet a man that smokes some weed or doesn't smoke weed and doesn't care if I do.
01:44:02
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Yeah, absolutely. Yeah. Yeah. So that I have a show called getting comfy with cannabis that will be taking off early next month. When champs comes to town, you'll be learning about a bunch of new products and new things on the market or about to hit the market and then hot mic, hot wings and um Start loading up on that. We're going to get that up as soon as possible. Do you see my DADHD just does.
01:44:33
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Yes. I just listen to you talk. It's like listening to me talk. but I love it. And then, of course, the giving water and hydrate America. and My heart, my soul, and what I want to do. i mean Can you imagine trucks, loads of free water going to national disasters and not waiting for FEMA?
01:45:03
Speaker
Because I can just send them. yeah And your company can be the one providing for everybody. And it's going put them in the spotlight. Yeah, people are going to remember that. Oh, you know, um yeah Myers and Myers, you know, landscaping sent all this water to us or whatever, you know. Right. Can you imagine? How about a real estate company and we put all your brokers on there and all the real estate agents and you deliver it into every house and every open house.
01:45:38
Speaker
Become a giver, not a taker. You what? the Did you? Yeah, I got it. I had it up there. Yeah, no, that's that's a great concept. no ah you have You've got so much going on. and and that's and And then on top of it, she's doing comedy a little bit here and there now. i mean Don't forget, go check out the Kill Tony Mania episode. And In the first few minutes, you're going to see Don up there, and you're going to get to see Don molest Jeffrey Ross's big bald head. yeah
01:46:16
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That was so lovely. and but it was just so funny. You did say yes. Yes. He did say yes. I asked for permission. And it took every fiber in my body not to tongue that head, might I tell you. Oh, that would have been great if you did. Oh, man. i wanted to so bad. And I thought, oh, no. What if he thinks it's gross? And they say this old lady. And it's like, eh. It might have gotten you the golden ticket. You never know.
01:46:46
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I'm going to lick that thing from front to back. amendment Don't get me started. That is awesome. This has been great, Don. You are ah definitely not what I expected.
01:47:06
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I'm something special, as Jeff says. yeah and in a very good way, because, again, you know, ah book I book guests and I never know what's going to happen. and And I've been very fortunate. And I've had a lot of fun hanging out with you and getting to know you and look forward to. in one thing I do here is, you know, down the road, I love bringing, you know, guests back and and hanging out with them and and, you know, seeing what's going on and where they're at and everything like that. So hopefully next time you're back, if you want to come back, you'll have big news on all the
01:47:40
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All the new things that you got coming out. Oh, I love it. I'd love to have a Netflix special about women and sex through the ages. ah that would be It's almost written.
01:47:53
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Nice. out You never know who's going to see you. yeah i say it all the time. You never know when the right set of eyes or the right set of ears.
01:48:04
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are are gonna gonna see or hear you and then that's that that one phone call is all it takes yeah and feel free to speak my name amongst the most powerful yeah there you go um remember don't hate masturbate and if you love yourself somebody else is gonna love you more I was to say that leads me right into i always ask my guest um before before I let him go ah two things okay anybody that's thinking about getting into comedy ah what's your advice and then also just life general life in general you know
01:48:47
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Okay.
Advice for Women in Comedy
01:48:48
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um If you're a woman getting into comedy, you will be sexually harassed, touched, um and abused like it's 1970, 1950, 1960. So if you can't take it and don't even try it and don't get too fucked up and drunk because they will try to take advantage of you.
01:49:15
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um If you're anybody else besides a woman or a woman, i think comedy comes from... your life experiences, whether it be home and being a dad or having a show or being a mechanic or a nurse, um dating people, whatever your life experience is I think those are the funniest things to build jokes off.
01:49:44
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And they make you funnier and they're more original. So they come off more authentic and real. um My life advice,
01:49:56
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would The best life advice I've ever had, and I still haven't mastered it, was from my mother when she turned 90. And i asked her what was the biggest regret over all of her life.
01:50:14
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Because she grew up, she was born in 1926.
01:50:19
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So that was before bowling alleys and paths. um But she said the biggest waste of her time in life was worrying about anything because God always had her and everything was taken care of.
01:50:40
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And that's very true from my coma. And it just takes a lot of work on your brain because you have like 80 to 100 and some thousand thoughts a day. and you just got to keep correcting yourself until you vibrate on that energy and your life switches and you get on the Kill Tony show.
01:51:04
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There you go. Yeah. You get that big break. Yeah. And besides that, I would just say really love yourself because it's easier for somebody else to love you better and stay hydrated. If you can't be in a good relationship, don't hate masturbate.
01:51:23
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Absolutely. And watch and follow Red Dawn. Yes. Yeah. Make sure you guys are if you're not already go out and give Red Dawn a follow. we got our ah We got our socials up. We've been putting them up throughout the night. We got the Instagram and Facebook.
01:51:43
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And also, if you're following us, all you have to do is go to the the post because I make it real easy for you guys to find my guests because I tag them. And all you got to is just half of the work is done. It takes two seconds to click the click the link and click the follow button. Well, that would be another great advice for comics. When you're doing a show, promote it.
01:52:08
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i don't think it's just up to the club or the promoter to promote it. I think it's part of your responsibility to let the people that love you know you're going to be somewhere.
01:52:20
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Yeah, absolutely. 100%. I think, I think get any, any, form of entertainment, no matter what you're doing, whether it's acting, music, comedy, podcasting, whatever, you have to be your biggest promoter. You can't rely on anybody else at the end of the day.
01:52:36
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You gotta, you gotta do it. Yeah, I agree. So this has been so fun. It's been such a pleasure talking to you. Thank you so much for letting me share my kill Tony experience. Absolutely. i I absolutely enjoyed having you on. It was it was a great time.
01:52:57
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um Thanks for taking a chance on some weirdo on the internet. I've done that way too often in my life. super Well, hopefully this weirdo left you with a good experience. I think I had a great experience. Thank you very much. It was lovely meeting some of your family.
01:53:19
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Nice. Thank you. I appreciate that. um If you would like, I'll let you drop down. I got to do my closing and spiel. Thank you again for coming on and hanging out with me for a little bit. And we'll have you back on down the road if you're if you if you would like to come back on.
01:53:33
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I will. And thank you very much. Thank you, audience.
01:53:40
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I love you. Goodbye. good one. All right.
01:53:50
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Thank you guys for hanging out ah on another Wednesday night. click so I got so many shows I forget what half of them are.
01:54:02
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Glick's Comedy Lounge. ah What's going on? Thursday, tomorrow, while he's doing motorsports. I don't think he has any guests. Friday,
01:54:13
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Wally's Motorsports World. theyre The guys are in the garage talking all things with engines and wheels. And then Saturday this week, I won't be here, but you guys be happy to know that I believe Rock Lee will be doing doing the show and Wally will be hanging out with him as well.
01:54:34
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Might be a shorter show. And then I think this Sunday, maybe hopefully we'll see what happens beyond the veil. We'll be coming back doing another show. I think we've been kicking that around a little bit, but we life happens. And sometimes we, we don't do, ah do things as planned, but check out the shows next week. Wally's back. He's got a new guest on Monday.
01:55:01
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I am live, not until Wednesday next week. a I'm taking Tuesday off, but next
01:55:12
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next Wednesday, I got Gracie Griffin coming to hang out with me here on the Comedy Lounge. So, yeah, check out the shows, bio.link slash nonsensicalnetwork. Give us a follow, give us a like, give us a share.
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01:55:39
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I don't know. It's there. If you want to support the show and and help us do what we're doing around here, that'd be greatly appreciated. Not required, but appreciated. And with that being said, be good or be good at it, fuckers.
01:55:54
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I'm out of here. I'll see all next week.
01:56:53
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I showed up in boos and ruined your black tie affair.
01:57:02
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The last one to know, the last one to show I was the last one you thought you'd see there.
01:57:44
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Where the whiskey drowns and the beer chases My blues away And I'll be okay Yeah, I'm not big on social graces Think I slip down to the oasis Oh, I got friends in low places
01:58:10
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Well, I guess was wrong
01:58:14
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I don't belong, but then I've been there before.
01:58:22
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Everything's alright, I'll just say goodnight, and I'll show myself to the door.
01:58:36
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mean to cause a big scene, just give me an hour and then, well I'll be asleep.
01:58:51
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places where the whiskey drowns and the beer chases my blues away and I'll be okay yeah I'm not big on social graces think I'll slip on down to the oasis oh I got friends in
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Oh, oh, oh,
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Oh,
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And I'll be okay.