Nonsensical Nonsense: All Gas no breaks

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Speaker: Welcome to the nonsensical nonsense podcast.

Speaker: Yes.

Speaker: Ho, ho, ho, ho! What is up? Happy Saturday night. Sorry for the late, late, late start. But Well, emergency at the worky work right as I was, uh, right as I was getting ready to hit the go live button and I had to run out and, uh, unfortunately, you know, an hour on the road for a five minute fix, but it happens nonetheless.

Speaker: So little bit late start, but we're here. It's Saturday. We're going get a little weird. We're going get a little crazy like we always do. It happens. It is what it is.

Speaker: Oh, man. Excuse me. Excuse me. Any who's. Happy Saturday. Welcome to Nonsensical Nonsense, everybody, right here on the Nonsensical Network. If you're not already...

Speaker: Go ahead and drop us a follow. Give us a share. Give us a like all that fun jazz by O.L. It's got all of our social medias there so you can check out all of our shows check out all the goofy shit we're going on and stay up to date with guests and whatnot and all that other stuff ah Who's gonna be on the shows who's gonna be doing what and all that jazz Oh, man, oh, man, oh, man. I had a whole, like, I was ready to start the show. I was ready to do some shit. I was ready to hang out. Now I got to get back into the mood and the rhythm and the flow and everything that I i had.

Speaker: Sorry, heads of seeds and shaman. Hopefully you guys will get this notification. And, uh, you guys will pop back in. I was watching wrestling, but that had nothing to do with me not being here.

Speaker: Uh, that's the great thing about, um, you know, having, having TVs in like every room because I can still do the show and watch wrestling. I've done it a million times. Well, Daniel, how you doing, man? Happy Saturday to you. Appreciate you swinging by and saying hello.

Speaker: Um, I know what I was going to do. um

Speaker: I wanted to take a second and shout out some of our some of our friends in the streaming world and tell you guys, if you're not already, go ahead and go check them out.

Speaker: um We got our good friends over at the Lazy Shaman Show. um Jedi and Shaman doing their things on Friday nights, hanging out, acting up, acting out of pocket.

Speaker: um Also, we've got some friends that you guys might not know about, like our good bat our good buddy Sir Pat Knight over at the yeah Lounge and Laugh livestream.

Speaker: Check him out. He's always doing something. Also, go go give him some props and some words of encouragement. If you watched his last few streams and stuff, he's... He's...

Speaker: he's a

Speaker: he's um Decided to go go sober. So I was trying to find the right words. So shout out to Sir Pratt Knight for that. And hopefully things are going well on his end.

Speaker: And check out his stream. Also a very good friend of mine, my brother from another mother. Sunday night smoke. Him and the boys, him and the fellas are out here doing the damn thing on Saturdays. Man, they put in work on Saturdays.

Speaker: They start out early, early, early, early. And you guys may or may not have seen Tony D on here before. He's doing his thing. Tony D um on the YouTubes and TikToks and all that stuff.

Speaker: And an old friend. I'm not just saying that because he's old, but we've been friends for a little bit. Old Fireman Rich. Check out Fireman Rich. And he's doing his thing on Mondays, Wednesdays, and Friday mornings. We'll get you guys to work.

Speaker: But, ah yeah, i just wanted to I just wanted to give a couple shout-outs there, man. There's a lot of guys out there. I know last week I kind of lost my cool a little bit and went off the rails a little bit. And and

Speaker: one thing that, you know, these guys and much like myself here on the network, one of the things we pride ourselves in is trying to avoid drama and keeping drama to a minimal level.

Speaker: and You know seeing some of the guys live this week and popping in and saying hello Just was like man, I try so hard not to uh to let the bullshit get to me, but every once a while it does and Yeah, so Shout out some of those some of those other streamers out there that are doing some quality work and and Trying trying to put some entertainment out there that you guys would like and enjoy What's up Nils

Speaker: Lazy, boring show with Jedi's eyes. Give him the eggplant. ah You quit when I kill you, Wally.

Speaker: Can't even answer a text message. You yeah

Speaker: So, yeah, now like I said, yeah I'm not really all that worried about it. I'm not really stressing it. It's not like I owe you guys an apology or anything like that. It was well-deserved. It was earned.

Speaker: And it wasn't like I just flew off the handle. I had my moment, said my piece, and then we jumped right back into it and had a great night.

Speaker: But with that being said, since we are so late getting started, I'm going to go ahead and I'm going to drop the link right off the bat real quick here. I don't got a whole, whole lot of on my plate that I needed to talk about before we got fired up and got going. Let me jump over here and pin this real quick.

Speaker: um

Speaker: But yeah, check out the show. Shout out to our guests this week um on the on the network. I had Jules, Jules and the Howl, was hanging out Tuesday night.

Speaker: um And then Wednesday night, I had Miss Naomi Green on, comedian, and she was a lot of fun. And then Monday, Wally did his recap for the cruise for The Cure that they did this weekend.

Speaker: And I think he had a few of the guys up on the panel. And then Thursday, had Josh Phillips on the show. So ah shout out and thank you to all of our guests this week.

Speaker: um Tuesday, there will not be a Glick's House of Music because my son has a band show, but I do have a guest Wednesday night for Glick's Comedy Lounge.

Speaker: What was I doing? That's what I was doing. Pinning the There we go. pin in the link there we go Blank Panned.

Speaker: So, yeah, yeah, yeah. Go away.

Speaker: All right, here we go. Get my shit back in order now. Get my shit in order now. get your Get your life together. Oh, Wally, we're no longer going live on Twitch. We're going live on X again.

Speaker: ah So when you set up your studio, make sure you hit Facebook, YouTube, and X, and not Twitch. Shout out to t twitter X, man. Getting all kinds of love over there.

Speaker: of Fucking drama queens, bro. Fucking drama queens.

Speaker: yeah What's gay, Kato? Why are you so gay? All your friends say that you are gay. Ooh, fancy and nails.

Speaker: big big big Big surprise guest. Hopefully.

Speaker: Surprise! His big guest is Johnny Bones.

Speaker: Yeah, so, oh, what is this, man? Now now they got now there's a new update on StreamYard. I mean, not that Jedi would know anything about this because that guy's son of a bitch. It doesn't say hi to comments.

Speaker: But ah when you read a comment, it's no longer highlighted. It's dark gray. The man in the building, ladies and gentlemen. Shaman llama ding dong.

Speaker: Ding dong. Ding dong. What up, buddy? What's going on? What's good going on? ah You know, just just doing the doing the shit. Felt like shaman today. i had to go to work.

Speaker: And then I had to go to work again. yeah, yeah. yeah man no Yeah, I worked last night, worked today. I'm off tomorrow. hes yeah Yeah, I popped in and I was like, I'm going to share the guys and then I'm going to say hi in the chat and I fell asleep.

Speaker: Because I had to get up 5.30 this Oh, yeah. i so I got to do some mechanics tomorrow, so I got to be up early. But, ah you know, not 4 in the morning like I normally do.

Speaker: Yeah, some mechanics. What's your mechanical name? Power steering pump. oh That's on top. It's all good.

Speaker: I don't really like doing the flush, but I guess I will. J-Devil, what's going on, brother? Appreciate you. yeah yeah we probably talked We probably talked cars like 30 minutes last night. they They had no clue what was going on.

Speaker: Bro, we were talking about cars last weekend. I almost decided that we didn't even need Wally around here anymore. I could do my own car show. yeah Well, you know, Shaman likes to dabble in the mechanics.

Speaker: So I've done an engine swap. Only one. There you go. J-Devil's ASE Automotive Tech, man. I don't know shit about shit when it comes to cars. I'll be 100% honest to you. with you I just got that Jedi money, so I pay somebody else to do the work for me.

Speaker: Well, see, I don't, so I learned how to do it myself. and wo that That or as soon as the car starts to have problems before it becomes a major issue, I trade it in and get a new one. And then i come and buy it, and then I'm like, hey,

Speaker: good This power steering pump's about to go out. Why don't you give me a deal on that? yeah he's like God damn it. Glick must have driven this car before i bought it.

Speaker: What's going on, MoDog? Long time no see, stranger. How you been, man? Yeah, know, man. i usually i usually keep a car for about two to three years, and then I'm actually actually looking at trading in the Equinox now.

Speaker: I'm going to get me a big boy truck. it was kind of funny when i started driving even though i bought old ass used cars i did get a car like every year every two years i would just somehow get a new car even though i was broke as shit um and then now not so much like one of the cars what i got it in 2009 you know i want to get rid of it it's got 256 000 miles on it monday got it

Speaker: i much Mine's got $138,000 on You bought that new and it's got $138,000? yeah you can trade that in man you bought that new and this got a hundred and thirty eight No, when i got it, it had something on it. oh Okay. like Yeah, somewhere between and I can't remember how much had on it when I got it.

Speaker: um i got in about about four years ago now maybe

Speaker: that's not bad yeah whats up you no fun MoDog said, hi, Kaylee.

Speaker: said, hey. ah Yeah, no, so I always, when I first started driving, like I always had, i wouldn't say beaters or anything like that, but I always had like older trucks. And um I know a little bit about a little bit. Like I can do some things. I've changed power steering pumps and starters and brakes and stuff like that out and brake lines. It's just, I don't like to. I'm not a mechanic. And I get i get seriously annoyed with shit.

Speaker: too easily when it comes to cars. ae But right around the time my oldest was like four, I bought my first brand new car. And ever since then, I've just been like, yeah, keep it for a you few years and trade it in and get something ah newer. Or in my case lately, it's may not necessarily be newer, but bigger.

Speaker: ah You know, call me a conspiracy theorist, but with all this technology they're putting in the new ones, um I'm going to stick with some older cars going forward. I wanted new cars, but... he Call me a conspiracy theorist. What do you think they're doing in the newer cars, man? Oh, they're watching you. Oh, they're watching you bad.

Speaker: ah You got a cell phone, Shaman? you got a cell phone shaman Well, of course that watches you, but, you know, i don't need more things watching me. the the The device that you're on right now, i don't know if it's your cell phone or computer, it's watching you It is. It is. But do you want your car to ah be like, hey, your eyes aren't where they're supposed to be, and then, like, your gas stops working?

Speaker: Oh, dude, they're, yeah, you know they have that. They can put that in company. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. The last company I worked at, man, if I turned my head to look in my side mirror so I could change lanes, there was a goddamn alarm going on.

Speaker: Yeah, so you know what I'm talking about. This lady was saying... on she yeah Yeah, I guess just put fucking blinders on, and I just drive and look forward, and if I gotta change lanes, I just hope and pray for the best. Otherwise, I got this fucking camera in my in my truck reporting back to the home office. Oh, he's he's looking away from the road. He's da-da-da-da.

Speaker: This lady was saying she... ah She rented a car in Europe and then, you know, I guess she, you know, after driving for a while, she was kind of slouching and all of a sudden the gas wouldn't work. And she looks at the dash and the dash says something about like, we can't see, or like your eyes or something like that.

Speaker: And she said she sat up straight and, you know, got back in position and the car started working again. Yeah. those kind Yeah. No, good. If,

Speaker: if you yawned more than twice in a certain time period, an alarm would go off, and it would be like... What? Yeah, this alarm would go off, and this this stupid bitch that we argued with constantly, i like Siri of our trucks or whatever it was, would be like, you seem tired. You should probably pull over and rest.

Speaker: It's like, what the fuck?

Speaker: And like, if you looked down at you, if it if it thought you were looking at your phone, like if you looked down like that to look at the radio or change the the temperature or something like that, it was like, put your cell phone down. It's like, put to what?

Speaker: My cell phone is hanging in front of your fucking face, you stupid bitch. Oh, yeah. Just man. and If you did have your seatbelt on, it would start yelling at you to put your seatbelt on. And it wasn't even like you could.

Speaker: Do the old, I'm just going to put it behind my back and buckle it. Nope. You had to have it all infringing That's infringing on my freedoms as an American citizen. if I don't want to wear a seatbelt.

Speaker: Well, you know, you can buy, it wouldn't help with that, but just if it's just the Dean, that you can buy an actual like seat belt latch thing that goes in there.

Speaker: Yeah. And then that way it'll just stop and you have no seatbelt on still. And then if you wanted to, you could still put your seatbelt on while that's connected. Yeah. that's might take it off yeah That's what we all bought. Uh, when I worked at orchid cause they had our trucks like GPS, GPS tracked and they attract our speed, braking, acceleration,

Speaker: where we were and if we had our seatbelt on or not. So one of our brand managers actually ordered all ah ah ordered all of us those little buckle things from Amazon. You assholes. I don't want to get any more fucking alerts from you guys.

Speaker: Biggest thing Shaman needs to worry about is about watching him as the local popo. Says Modo. I am probably going to... I'm going to get thing going down the... the zone front window the whole way i see so many people have that nowadays and they must be a little bit more lenient on that i think they're i think they're getting a little bit more lenient ah no this is just there's only one twisted tea flavor that i like my dog and it's the arnold palmer and i never see him anywhere so i've got my beer tonight and i grabbed me one well half and half so

Speaker: <unk> taste It's a tasty little treat. Moe, dog. Judgey bitch. You ever had any Pink Whitney's? A what?

Speaker: Pink Whitney? I have seen that. I have never had. What that? Pink and lemonade vodka or something like that? ah I guess. yeah Let me see. Pink lemonade. Somebody gave me some.

Speaker: I haven't even tried it. I got like four little 50 mil bottles.

Speaker: Yeah, vodka.

Speaker: Vodka, da-da. Mills is hanging out at the Tiki Bar. Yeah, i thought i was thinking i've I've seen it. I've never tried it. I can't imagine it'd be too bad. i don't know. Everybody acts like it's great.

Speaker: Fucking slam it. Slam it down. A little Arnie.

Speaker: I mean, it could be gay.

Speaker: if You might be this shit that might be the stuff that's been turning the frogs game Wait, the frogs are gay. Oh, yeah, I didn't know this wait. Hold on a second. I really gotta Wait, is it something you guys talked about last night? So I haven't watched the replay it No, there was that big it was even like meme and shit with Alex Jones, you know, they're turning the frogs gay Oh Jesus But then they found out they they actually were, though.

Speaker: But who's turning them gay? And how do we know frogs weren't just always gay? Because, you know, they have patterns of sex. They have non-homosexual patterns, and now they have homosexual patterns? Yeah, that's pretty much what happened. you They started painting their nails and going, Hi, ribbit.

Speaker: Ribbit, bitch, ribbit. Okay, Ribbit.

Speaker: Nice. No, I didn't know that wasn't even a thing. That's just... I don't, man, I don't pay attention to crazy people, and Alex Jones is it's crazy, so... Oh, yeah. A little... Well, here's it here's the thing, right? So a lot of the stuff that he said that was crazy ended up being somewhat... Like, there was truth to some of it, so...

Speaker: you know he he got it ends up he ended up getting a lot of credit. and then I don't know. Lately, i thought I think he said something. and it just totally You're like, bro, you were so paid. you know yeah know i think i think I think most conspiracy theories or conspiracists are generally somewhere in the ballpark of truth.

Speaker: I don't know, but i don't i don't know if that gives him any validity or credibility.

Speaker: Well, excuse me for the big words. Sorry. Smart guy in the building. I don't know what that means. My bad. Sorry, I'm dumb. I'm not allowed to use words like that.

Speaker: think Did I use it right? Did I use it right? Yes. Did I use it right? AI told me. I got AI scripted my whole show for me now. They knew I'd be on here and what I would say.

Speaker: Pretty much. I was like, ah just in case Shaman shows up. ah Yeah, I got to agree with you, MoDog. A little ah Arnie Palmer is great on a hot, sexy, sweaty summer day.

Speaker: Agreed. However, I found out something absolutely horrendous about my girlfriend today that apparently yeah her and her BFF Find our honor Palmer's disgusting and I just don't know how I'm gonna make it through this Life altering news Breaks my heart feel hurt i was it What if one day she's like you're not allowed to drink them anymore because I don't like them you Remember that video that that that cracker getting smoked with with the with a twisted tea in the in the carryout

Speaker: No. it exactly ah yeah Of all the videos you guys have seen and talked about, a little white dude in the like bodega or something that was running his mouth to to the guy behind the counter and some black dude in line.

Speaker: And a black dude had a big can of like a tall boy, a twisted tea. And finally he had enough and cracked old dude right in the head with it. Actually, that does of sound familiar.

Speaker: I think maybe I have talked about that. have to smash myself in the head with twisted T if i ever she ever says that. Smash. I don't believe in domestic violence except for Sundays.

Speaker: Yeah, because that's domestic violence day. that's That's when it's legal.

Speaker: You know the rule of thumb?

Speaker: That's where it came from. that That saying, in the rule of thumb? On Sundays it was legal, i think in like Ireland or Scotland or something like that, to beat your wife with a stick no bigger around than your thumb. That's where the rule of thumb came from. That would be really bad I'm just saying. Yeah, we're going to Scotland.

Speaker: I don't think you can still do that, but you might like it. All right, I got your backside with the switch. Yeah, exactly. What?

Speaker: Put some feathers on that switch, we'll call it a sex toy. but it's not It's not domestic violence. It's kinky sex. That's right.

Speaker: I mean, sure, we're in the middle of a fight, but I thought she wanted to fuck, so I started smacking her with the switch. It's still illegal to... I thought it was walk a duck backwards downtown. Because I think we have something similar to to that in Columbus.

Speaker: I learned in Charleston it's also illegal to walk down sidewalk and eat a donut on Sundays.

Speaker: Yeah, well, I mean, have you ever done that, bro? It's horrible. Horrible. Man, I'm not a criminal. I would never think of breaking the law

Speaker: breaking the law. Breaking the law. A lot a long time ago on on this show, we did a we did a thing like The 20 dumbest laws in America that were still on the books.

Speaker: And there's some dudes. Oh, God.

Speaker: Kayla can't take over this show, Wally. once don't you take over this show? You know what what I find weird is things that there aren't laws for, it like cannibalism.

Speaker: Wait, there's not laws on cannibalism? There's only like a couple of states or a few states that have like outlaw cannibalism or something. Well, there's also a lot of states that haven't the outlaw bestiality or incest talking to you, Florida. Oh, I mean, they're going to start, you know, allowing it more going forward.

Speaker: Cannibalism. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, um,

Speaker: yeah yeah i mean um Yeah, there are some states where incest is 100% legal.

Speaker: that's just Hey, man, you got to keep it in the family. That's what the royals do. Yeah. Incest is the best. Put your cousin to the test.

Speaker: can Always remember that your sister is the best. oop Can't keep it in your pants. Keep it in your family. That's right.

Speaker: Nothing like going to the old family reunion and hook it up. Well, that's why like a lot of those old kings and stuff throughout their lineage, they would all have like the same like stupid look on their face because it's the like retarded incest genes.

Speaker: Well, the ah royal family in England still have that. I think up until the last couple generations, they were all still pretty fucking inbred.

Speaker: king i think they're I think they're all still connected. It's just they're, you know, now they're getting with people, you know, a couple, another extra branch out, you know, because when you find out like all the presidents, you know, ever are related some way, somehow, it just starts to, you know, you get a little fishy. Never mind.

Speaker: Never mind. You see, once upon a time in american history We had slaves. And the slave masters used to bang their slaves.

Speaker: um

Speaker: I remember Barack Obama was born overseas. see

Speaker: That's what I heard. He wasn't even even an American citizen.

Speaker: DV is legal on Sundays because it's considered foreplay. Oh, snap. And I'm not even sure about Michael Obama.

Speaker: Oh, man. i think that dude was from Chicago. Probably. Oh, Michael Obama.

Speaker: That's either a really good looking man or a really ugly woman. Yeah, one of the two. for I always laugh when everybody's like, she's so beautiful. I'm like, are looking at? Who the fuck are you looking at?

Speaker: Are we looking at the same person? Are we talking about the same person? So you do like me. That bitch is built like a middle linebacker. Oh, yeah. ah there was There was a photo of her and ah a rock on a like a canoe or kayak or some shit.

Speaker: And, you know, she's in the back, I guess, you know, of course taking lead. And you just see all her back muscles. That's all I remember seeing her back muscles. That's why I think she was in the back.

Speaker: And I was just like, damn.

Speaker: You know, Barack ain't got that. Hell no, not that scrawny little guy. if it She dominates the hell out of him. A chick can't be beautiful if her cock is bigger than yours. Just saying. That's right.

Speaker: Oh, shit.

Speaker: Shit. have Just realized you made a mistake? but Maybe. Is it a mistake if you do it three or four times?

Speaker: We'll call it a happy little accident. <unk> I've never been with a trans. Stop looking at me like that. Or we could just call it gay.

Speaker: ge glofield one hey you but you hear Did you hear Michael Jackson saw his dance moves from this movie?

Speaker: Wait, what? Yeah, yeah. This movie came out when when Michael Jackson was a kid and in there this guy plays like, I don't know, like Satan or some shit and he's dancing and he's supposed to be like the snake, right?

Speaker: So he's like dancing and stuff. And when you watch it, it's like exactly what Michael does. ah You know what? I thought you were talking about the new Michael Jackson movie that came out. And that's why I was could be i like, but how did Michael Jackson steal his own dance rooms from a movie that came out like 20 years after he died?

Speaker: Yeah. a Yeah, bro, I know it sounds complicated, but you just have to exchange your mind to wrap it around. was going to say, we we are definitely diving into the conspiracy rabbit hole tonight with Shaman here on Shaman's Conspiracy Show.

Speaker: Hey, I'll say you some weird shit, but it'll it'll make sense if you if you let me explain it. There's no way that would make sense. so that It could make sense if Mike Jackson was actually a time traveler.

Speaker: Oh, yeah. Like Donald Trump is. Is he? Or Baron Trump might be. One of the two. That guy can do everything. There's nothing Donald Trump can't do.

Speaker: Except for anything some think country doesn't want him If I could have one job in this world, it would be to control Donald Trump's Twitter.

Speaker: this was You get three tweets per day unless one of those tweets is a dumbass tweet and then you lose your tweet privileges for a week. Our tweeter tweet tweeting.

Speaker: It's posting. now Yeah, it's just post.

Speaker: Apparently none of the kids are using that these days. The old Xbox? Sure. the The artist formerly known as tweet Twitter? Yeah. yeah we We just got back on there. um i was talking to Jedi last weekend before we did the show, and I know you guys you guys are paying for it and whatnot.

Speaker: And I am

Speaker: asked him, I said, you know, is it is it worth it? Because we've been on Twitch forever.

Speaker: and uh twitch is terrible for us we we we had no love ever from twitch we stopped and twitch at all whatsoever so i was like you know I want at least... and and and i like i like the Rumble platform, um but it's it's too complicated and it's too much work to to try to to try to get the stream on there and everything like that. no actually it's not it's not. I can walk you through it and... and

Speaker: like show you just how to do it easily. And if, and if, well, yeah, cause you're going to want change your thumbnail. Like I do every, every week. Yeah. So yeah you'll just go through the process. But what I do is I set up my rumble first real quick and any of this stuff I know I'm going have to like copy or write again, I'll copy it real fast. And I do it on my phone.

Speaker: Um, but I'll copy any of the writing that I might do over again, but I'll set it up on rumble first. And then I'll go into StreamYard and then I'll say that I want to stream, you know, or I want to do a new stream.

Speaker: And then I want to do, I hit Rumble first and then I'll hit the other two that I want to do, which is X and YouTube. And then the Rumble has a dropdown and then you pick the episode that you just set up.

Speaker: And then most of the stuff will populate for like YouTube and X and you won't even have to hit anything. Um, but like the description, you'll have to rekey that in yeah on YouTube.

Speaker: So that's what I copy so that I can paste it into the stream yard for that part. And that's, that's it. Then I, you know, set it for the later time, put my thumbnail in and and just go.

Speaker: And then, uh, that's it. it's It's really not that much. It seems like a big deal before you actually start doing it. And the first time you do it, you're like, Oh, this is song, man. yeah i forget You forget I have Wally on this network.

Speaker: He's a little slow.

Speaker: Well, you might have to go set it up for him and then you know he could do the rest. inri we were we were on we were ah we were on We were on Rumble for a little while when Rumble first came out. So I was setting it all up and doing it. But But, um i would like I said, i was i was I've been pleasantly surprised because we got on back onto Twitter last week and getting a lot of new followers on Twitter.

Speaker: And people are people are paying attention and getting some views and stuff like that and some engagements. So i was like, all right, you know, maybe maybe maybe the few extra bucks a week or, you know, a month aren't so bad to have the – Yeah, that's fine, baby. yeah unfortunate Unfortunately, Lazy and I haven't really been active in quite a while.

Speaker: um Really on social media. you know yeah We just kind of been doing our show. and but you know He likes to whore out and stream with on other channels. But other than that, again we haven't really been doing shit.

Speaker: He is a bit of a stream whore. Yeah, he is. Definitely. Not a bit. Full on.

Speaker: i don't I don't do a whole lot on social media outside of posts for guests and stuff like that. so and and they like I haven't been doing anything on X in a long, long time.

Speaker: um up Until recently and they're on all put on our other lives. I'm like, oh shit. I guess I because I'll post like on On Instagram and Facebook if I have a guest coming on and I'll post on YouTube or whatever And and then I have to now I have to remember. Oh, yeah, we're back on Twitter We're actually using it. I just won't go ahead and post in there as well.

Speaker: So what about us motherfuckers? What about shoes? What about shoes motherfuckers? What about Jews what what about the Jews?

Speaker: They're great people, and I love them.

Speaker: We were having a discussion at work the other day how they've been excommunicadoed out of like 40 countries. 190? It was like 40 countries, but a whole bunch of times. I'm like, well, it sounds like it's on the countries that let them back in.

Speaker: Well, you know, history repeats itself.

Speaker: history. Do repeat it This is outrageous. I'm boycotting the network in our own show. Okay. la Let us know how that works out for you, Jedi.

Speaker: We've been boycotting before. This network has been boycotting before and they still watch this. I had to explain to them what boycotting meant. it I didn't know. I didn't know Lazy was here.

Speaker: I didn't know he was here either. We should have been talking a lot meaner about him.

Speaker: Oh, I didn't. My bad, bro.

Speaker: you're so You're so mean tonight. Yes, yes. as As Chris Technician said, happy happy Mother's Day to all the moms out there. Yeah, and to all the single moms, how about your boy?

Speaker: Just remember, you don't have to be alone this Mother's Day. you can get That used to be my line, Shaman. Well, you're not fucked up. No, I'm good. but no You know what?

Speaker: that's That's a topic that drives me crazy. Dudes that are out there that are like, I won't date a single mom. Why?

Speaker: Well, good luck finding one. that's so So your date a mom is not single? Is that what you're saying? Yeah, is that what you're saying? Ain't no way hell I'm going to date a single mom. mean Meanwhile, this motherfucker's got six baby mamas.

Speaker: Yeah, he's like, gee, no one over date her. No one over date her either. good ah don't discriminate.

Speaker: Never did. I'm a motherfucker.

Speaker: A mother lover. I'm a mother lover. You're a mother lover. We can love each other, mother.

Speaker: Mother lovers with Andy Samberg and Justin Timberlake. It's fucking hilarious. Hot ass Susan Sarandon and some other old lady were there.

Speaker: oh Yeah, for a while you were allowed to be at work and sing about loving everybody's mothers. It was a great time.

Speaker: Times are changing, man. Times are changing, Shaman.

Speaker: We're getting old, man. No, I don't know, man. My job, is it's an HR nightmare. There's so much racism all all day, every day. It's it's just crazy. Oh, yeah. there So in our in our in our shop at work,

Speaker: we have We have a camera. And we were but we were having a discussion the other day. As it's in the three or four months I've been there, it's just now dawned on us that we wondered if there was a microphone inside camera. camera yeah I can't see us. it's it's It's pointed at our tools.

Speaker: But we were talking about it. One of the guys like, i wonder if that's got a camera on it. I'm like, look, I know I'm still the new guy around here, but I'm pretty sure if there was a camera on there, we would all be in HR.

Speaker: every Yeah, what's crazy is is even like our HR guy, he told me there's no audio there. And he's supposed to tell me the truth because that's something I should know about in case I need the audio. Like in case my people, you know what i mean? I'm investigating my people. I should know if I can get the audio or not, right?

Speaker: Yeah. and apparently there's no audio. And I'm like, great. And, you know, we all know that. But then every once in while, we still wonder. Like, yeah, yeah. and they just because We have some terrible conversations in our shop and and we have a lot of gay conversations in our shop, too, because because one of the guys, one of the guys we work with,

Speaker: is ah He has no fucks to give about it. He doesn't care. He's a blatant homophobe. So we say gay shit all the time. He can feel uncomfortable. we Me and the other guy, I think he's starting to try to use reverse psychology on us. like It doesn't bother him, so then maybe we'll stop, but then we just go even harder. they go yeah that yeah Yeah, you can grab my ass. It doesn't bother me.

Speaker: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Go ahead.

Speaker: I'm not a homophobe or nothing. Yeah, yes, you are, Jedi. You how know you're gay? Yeah, that's right. ah You can play with my balls. I'm not gay.

Speaker: It's cool. It's just a couple guys playing with each other's balls. Yeah, it's a little circle jerk. Never hurt nobody. Yeah. A little ball play never hurt nobody. Don't make eye contact. Wear your safety goggles. Whoa, whoa, that's gay.

Speaker: but The moment you make eye contact. Speaking of gay.

Speaker: yeah Look at him. He's trying to be like you, Shaman.

Speaker: Just a... Just a PFP here. Don't mind me. What in the actual fuck is my PFP? I'm going to kick Rocky's ass.

Speaker: If he doesn't stop fucking with that goddamn thing. ah That's not even a PFP. It's just a circle. What the fuck is that?

Speaker: There, that's better. Bitch. Bitch. I don't know if he knows that we can't hear him or not. He might disappear and come back.

Speaker: He's got himself muted.

Speaker: He's a little bit special, ladies and gentlemen.

Speaker: Hey, Lazy, can you go stream to our channel? I forgot. that's you You wait for him to come up here. He's like, oh, hey, Lazy.

Speaker: Let's see. YouTube X

Speaker: Chilling Atlantical Network.

Speaker: other

Speaker: um I did it, Lazy. I did it.

Speaker: Only if it's done off the clock. this is This is true. You know, it's amazing that he cares now because every time I come in and he's been on, I'm like, hey, Lazy, why aren't you sharing it? Now all

Speaker: all of sudden wants to be a manager, bitch. He won't even talk to us. he's He's too good. Look at this guy. He's posh as fuck.

Speaker: There he is. Bougie-ass motherfucker.

Speaker: He's a posh deader.

Speaker: All right. We're going for a walk. He's something. Off the cock. What up, that guy? that What up? What up? Going for a walk? Where are you going for a walk to? Just around the block.

Speaker: You're going to scare your white neighbors.

Speaker: They can't see me at night. This is true. Facts be affected.

Speaker: Cannot deny facts.

Speaker: Sweet.

Speaker: We got a couple parties going on tonight. Not too bad. Not too bad. Huh? We got a couple parties going on tonight. Hell yeah. You don't have to, baby, if you're comfortable.

Speaker: are looking for?

Speaker: A couple parties in the neighborhood. Why don't you ever get invited to the parties?

Speaker: Because they're on other streets. They're on other streets? That one party was the new neighbors. I don't know them that one night. And then right now I can just hear music, loud music, two streets over probably.

Speaker: MoDog said you're walking down to the corner store for your weekly check to see if your dad came back or not. has He'll be there one week. This will be me the week. One day. One day he'll be there. I know he will be.

Speaker: And when he's there, that's when I'll show my face. Show your dick.

Speaker: That's weird. That's weird.

Speaker: Gay and incestual. Incestual gayness.

Speaker: Hey, Dad, look at my dick. That sounds incestual to me.

Speaker: wimp it out You are my dad. All right. Are you proud of me now, dad? Look at my dick.

Speaker: Like no, but them balls are impressive, son. I'm some um big danglers you got there, boy.

Speaker: Grab his dick. Grab his dick. bro.

Speaker: have me bro

Speaker: Just watch out for the old dude smoking through ports and drinking a 40 in a bag. What? What?

Speaker: Shaman is black. to Shaman's black. Amazing. Oh, I'm very You're very wrong about me.

Speaker: The only one that gets the map from. Oh, hi, Jedi. Nice of you to join us. How are you doing, buddy? I'm doing super good. Why do you sound like you're down a hallway?

Speaker: you Can you get your head out of your ass, please? Hold on. I'm glad it's not just me. He just threw his microphone down the hallway.

Speaker: like Now I'll talk to him. Do i sound better now? Now you sound better. Okay, good. Now she pulled the dick out your mouth. Yeah. Whole, whole, whole.

Speaker: He has a mouthful of He's already out of control.

Speaker: His dark, crispy black. He sounds like, but he's definitely black. Oh, man. That's one too many blacks on this panel. According to Jedi.

Speaker: Jedi said it, not me, Shaman. ah for doctor well i always Wow. I don't care don't care what. and but probably they do Well, you'll never see what color he is. There you go. It's open, Jedi.

Speaker: oh shit.

Speaker: I'll be there in five minutes now. The Tiki Bar. Yeah, the Tiki Bar. Turn that down a little bit. That way you don't get a... Good and flaming days.

Speaker: Shaman, affirmative action does not apply to the tiki bar, so unfortunately you're not invited. and thinks for that Too bad he's my plus one, so he's invited. Okay.

Speaker: There's a loophole everywhere. Wait a minute. Sasquatch is welcome. I do need a Sasquatch thing up here.

Speaker: Hold on. I'm going to go get my Sasquatch hat. I forgot about it. I've been... I've got everything else. ah oh god says I got a Sasquatch hat somewhere.

Speaker: don't know where it's at. That's my favorite pool sign. We hang up right by the pool over here. Do you have a pool? Oh, yeah.

Speaker: So the Tiki bar goes to the pool deck, which is right here, and then the pool's on the other side. Nice. And we have the Spinnaker Sale triangle sale that we use for a shade.

Speaker: We got hanging up, so, yeah. Okay. I was going to say, otherwise that that sign makes no sense, and I would just be confused. Yep. So they're like, we want another pool. I said, cool. They wanted to put it up front because my house doesn't sit towards the road. It's sideways.

Speaker: On our property, it's huge. So I said, well, I'm building damn pool deck. So I built a 16-foot pool deck. What up, Daniel? You got two pools?

Speaker: No, just the one. So you walk out the front door, the tiki board left, and then the pool deck, and then the pool's right there. We've seen that last weekend, MoDog.

Speaker: I was going to show Shaman my my new my new My new gym pictures I've been working out. You might be seeing a just recall. Not shaman. Jedi. Sorry, shaman. i How dare i confuse you with Jedi.

Speaker: It's all right. I've been lazy today.

Speaker: you martin You work hard, man. You deserve a lazy every once in a while. Aw.

Speaker: Just

Speaker: That is actually kind of how i felt today. Like, you know what? you Fuck this. I've been working hard. every sunday Every Sunday? Well, i i like just I like to try to say every Sunday is a lazy Sunday, but Kayla and I were just talking about that tonight before I started the show.

Speaker: It seems like the last several weeks that we have been and running, running, and running, running.

Speaker: You had that on last week. was he Jedi, I want to show you something, man. I've been working out. You want to see my newest my newest picture from the gym? Do we got to save it for our OnlyFans?

Speaker: No. This is the preview to get him in? I like it. Let's see it. This is a little preview. That's how we get the subs up. Yeah, gotta you got to leave him wanting more.

Speaker: I don't know if it's coming up or not or if my computer's being dumb. but I can't see anything except except you and Nils. and you know you should You should get yourself a shaman.

Speaker: He figures all this stuff out for me. Still a little shaman.

Speaker: Still little shaman. ah oh you know why it's not coming up? I'm fucking retarded. e Sounds right. so here let me Here we go. There now there you go.

Speaker: ah We're working out, buddy. What do you think? You've been doing some push-ups. Look at that. Yeah, doing some push-ups, some pull-ups. Got a new tattoo on my chest. Body paint.

Speaker: A little bit of glitter in there. yeah You know how hard it was to get a picture that I was actually happy with?

Speaker: i Because...

Speaker: I had some goofy ass pictures going on before I got that. I was like, fuck it. I'm just going to deal with it

Speaker: Going to run with it.

Speaker: Big ass axe. That's pretty cool. Yeah, yeah good first all that the first one that I did, it had like a crazy squirrel in the corner. And then there was like a raccoon over in the other corner on the bottom. And then there was a flying cow. there was a spaceship in the back and a tornado.

Speaker: And the Sasquatch looked like like he was drunk and retarded. and I'm like, well, that's pretty fitting. well You got to pick one. You can't be both. Come on. the saw squad you it was whole I'm typically both drunk and retarded on Saturday nights. So.

Speaker: But I was like, no, no, no, take this out, take that out. that that it finally Finally, after a few tries. See, people think AI is easy. It's not easy. And it takes a lot of hard work. You got to put in hours.

Speaker: got put in them hours Mm-hmm. You got to figure it out. cause like I agree with you. Sometimes like it's so dog shit and you have to really keep redoing what you're doing 38 times just like slightly you know but are very changing it up. It's called private.

Speaker: Yeah, man. You got to tweak it, man. You got to tweak it and play shaman you ge Yeah, that's what she said.

Speaker: Sometimes you gotta lick it before you stick it.

Speaker: Highly recommended. I

Speaker: i mean, i would recommend it. You gotta lick it you stick it. Before you stick it. You gotta get it, Nathan, we can kick it.

Speaker: And you get a 10% discounted. It's $4.99.

Speaker: mean Every time I hear an Indian voice, I just instantly think of the bad boy movies. haven't watched those for years. I blow you, and I blow you, motherfucker.

Speaker: Oh, man. What's been up, fellas? How's your week been? How's your week been? Rough week at work, but Friday ended perfect, so... right It just shows to push through until the very end, man.

Speaker: Been a good day today. Had the granddaughter's birthday party.

Speaker: Ladies and gentlemen, I just wanted to say congratulations. You made it through another week without your names being pulled on the Epstein files. and good food yes Yeah. yeah.

Speaker: he yeah Yeah, wait till they start pulling names from the Diddy files, though. follow election I really hope they don't. We're all going down.

Speaker: We're all going down. li We're all going down. rose calling the Last night, diddy oil. Yeah, diddy oil. Nobody's even heard of baby oil before. It's just diddy oil. yeah they call it They call it glitty oil at work.

Speaker: A little glitty oil. little glitty oil

Speaker: So if Shaman tries to sell you some essential oils, you know. I mean, it is essential if you don't want it to hurt.

Speaker: That's right. You can also pick yourself up a little vial of Shaman semen. yeah no The Shaman essential oils are a sponsor of the Lazy Glicks OnlyFans page.

Speaker: gi That's true.

Speaker: Apparently Jedi is a delicate flower in the air. We get a discount, okay? Calm down. Take some half a bottle. yeah We always have to have a bottle in the background with a label showing in every video. It's embedded sponsorship. It's fine.

Speaker: Jedi went to a half a bottle already?

Speaker: lovey do guy yes The in the building. A little vile. Don't be modest, Sheldon.

Speaker: We have barrels. Barrels. Barrels. Barrels, for sure. Barrels. Barrels. Barrels. Barrel. that that said they had said it like that?

Speaker: Is that chasing you? I'm not talking to you, Jed. I know you're white and you don't know anything about rap. I don't know. I don't listen to that black music. so I guess I'm the only one that listens to that that black music.

Speaker: is large see lubby You get some kind of certificate that allows you to do that? What's that? Did you get some kind of certificate that allows you to do that? I got a couple things. I may have a card and a pass.

Speaker: I've been invited to the barbecue. I don't know if that counts for anything. but but I've been invited to a barbecue or two in my time.

Speaker: even got invited to a family reunion once. I got a matching shirt and I wasn't even a part of the family. That was cool. That's pretty impressive, actually. That was pretty cool. I was like, hey, hey cool. The only white guy here, but so but I haven't.

Speaker: That's a true story, too.

Speaker: Got a damn family shirt. Ain't even part of the family. You're an overachiever. Go ahead, Goddamn overachiever. You know, it's hard to be this goddamn good all the time, Jedi.

Speaker: I get in where I fit in.

Speaker: I like to get into places i don't fit in. That's called rape. Or grape. Sorry, YouTube. Sorry, YouTube. That's grape. Grape drink? Is that Is that is?

Speaker: Oh, shit. Yeah, you're right, MoDog. Bye-bye. never That was the funniest cancellation I've ever been a part of.

Speaker: i'm used to that. You're used to what? Free Alberta. Okay. You got a free green shirt. I didn't know Alberta wasn't free.

Speaker: Plus, it's Canada. I don't

Speaker: Well, it's not free from icebergs probably, but other than Lettuce? Iceberg lettuce?

Speaker: I don't think you grow there. Let it simmer. Simmer down. Iceberg lettuce. That sounds so white.

Speaker: Iceberg lettuce. That shit sank to the Titanic, man. Yeah. They did.

Speaker: yeah o they did

Speaker: You know, saved it have saved little bit of ranch. But they all they had was blue cheese. No. no No. All they had was the French.

Speaker: No, because then they would come here, Amy. Keep Canada on lockdown. If we're going to build a wall to keep any country out, it should be the Cantonese. Oh, don't you know.

Speaker: You know Game of Thrones is all about Canadians. That's why they have that. On the boot, Canadians. Okay, hold on a second. I don't know much about games that Game of Thrones, but but I know what love is.

Speaker: Oh, sorry. I don't know anything about Game of Thrones. I know there was a little midget in there. i know there was a retard that held a door, and I know that Jason... He's great. That was me. or sad I did that.

Speaker: you know You need to watch the damn series. It was so good. You need to watch what? Game Thrones. Come on now. Why? Why the fuck would anybody need to watch Game of Thrones? You need to watch it. That's how we keep the Canadians out. You got to watch the strategy.

Speaker: see um I'm doing a pretty good job keeping the Canadians out. I mean, James Ottawa was in the chat earlier and I don't see him now. so We're going to send them to you, Amy.

Speaker: i' going start holding maybe Australia. You're a penal colony anyways. I'm going to start calling Canadians white walkers. Exactly. see Thank you, Niles. Yeah, like Drake.

Speaker: It's the white walkers. Drake's the white walker. yeah Best thing that ever happened on Degrassi High was Drake getting shot. yeah e You watched Degrassi and Weirdo? i watch that every morning I watch that scene every morning when I wake up.

Speaker: It makes me feel good about myself. There was only one time in cinematic movies where where a black guy got shot that really that really hurt my soul, and that was Boys in the Hood.

Speaker: Ricky! Ricky! Ricky! love that Ricky was going to get out, man. Don't you put that on me, Ricky Bobby. No, not Ricky Bobby. Ricky was going to get out, man. He was going to get out of the hood. He was going to go to college.

Speaker: Gunned him down. Gunned him down in an alley like a dog. Broke my heart. You're good

Speaker: going to get your dog fired up, Sean, and then we're going to have to listen that. You didn't hear her? She like, huh, huh, huh, huh. but but the and and Well, you know what Americans are very good about the process get very very cheap Oh Stop it Max you can keep

Speaker: oh like

Speaker: oh

Speaker: stop it that one stick over there already backs you can i him well oh john du jonestown Yeah, all Okay. Okay. Nope.

Speaker: Now see you're getting all excited. She's all riled up now, Shaman. It's to your fault.

Speaker: we get him wild i just I'll knock on the on a piece of wood and she'll fucking slip out.

Speaker: Oh, I got my earpiece in. Why are you trying to get her fired up? Hold on. Hold I'll put it on the TV. This is going to be the rest

Speaker: of the stream now. The delay is great.

Speaker: topic thunderundering bill um there you go but good this is gonna be the problem this is gonna be the rest of the stream now the delay is great It's like a minute and a half later, the dog starts losing its mind. Now now she can bark at herself. on the tv as is' She's talking to herself in the past.

Speaker: Yeah. your daughter Great advice. Great advice, girl. let's See, every time it fucks the kid, she stops then goes on TV. Yeah.

Speaker: oh Seems that they like he's looking at a TV market now. I'm not too scratching. Well, I mean, ck yeah my name is Jeff. He's got your level intelligence job.

Speaker: Robin's dog name is Jeff. Jeff. My name a kid and name is Jeff. My name is Jeff.

Speaker: What's you drinking over there, Jedi? little vodka 7-Up. Robin Seaman. Shut your whore mouth. Is it diet shaman shaman?

Speaker: it' queen green ms blues shop Shaman, I drink those Alani energy drinks. Yes, I know. I'm a basic white girl. I don't care. But every time I drink one, drink it because there's a big thing on the side of it that says gluten-free.

Speaker: I'm like, oh, shaman. oh man yeah like shaman enjoy the greasy white no wait click when you see something that says melatonin free do you think of jedi

Speaker: that with a melaron somethingmon bro it's a melatonin what you take to go to sleep Yeah, melatonin is like something that your body actually naturally produces. Wait, what am I thinking of, Chamin?

Speaker: Melatonin? Melatonin. I'm going to stay with my first answer here.

Speaker: I'm just going to make it worse. All right, there's nobody out there. All right. Every time you look at melatonin, do you think of me? Put people to sleep before you touch them inappropriately?

Speaker: What gives your skin pigment, guys? I don't know what that is. Whatever that is, gives your skin pigment? I think it's melatonin or something. I don't know what the word is.

Speaker: yeah Shaman, figure it out and tell me. Melanin. no one know yeah Keep guessing. Melanin. Melanin.

Speaker: Melanin. you right Melanin is a condition. Melanin is a natural pigment. yeah unfortunately and I don't know many products that just say melanin free.

Speaker: Melanin free. Melanin free. yes

Speaker: this This product is made by the whitest of white people. It's melanin-free. I don't know what climate you're going Jedi. No melanins were heard during the process of making it.

Speaker: You started late. I was drinking already, okay? God damn it. Don't you blame me. don' you put know You came way late, bro. You came way late lately. I know.

Speaker: but I always come, so it doesn't matter. Better than coming way too fast. Fucking we know when you're on a schedule. Oh, yeah.

Speaker: I make the rules around here. I come when I come, goddammit.

Speaker: you mom Don't bully me, I'll come. Yeah, but you'll go when I see. Pretty much. Bye. inable pass what The dog's are too quiet.

Speaker: i got to turn it up a little bit. can Try that again.

Speaker: see That dog is like, please, somebody. The dog was on mute. Don't worry. I turned it back on. Yeah, yeah my dog's as fake as my girlfriend. Hold on. Let me turn it back on.

Speaker: Your dog's a blow-up dog? Yeah. Is that what my grinder sounds like on on screen?

Speaker: Yeah. I hear it now. Who's punching a squirrel? Yeah.

Speaker: yeah I'm not going to clean it, so I probably need a bite.

Speaker: Got the penis butter out. Penis butter. and i'm a panelist yeah know that's saying that's hard to say earlier man i was I was literally sitting here getting ready to hit the go live button and then work called and I was like, God damn it.

Speaker: I had to drive a half hour there and a half hour back just to ah flip a breaker.

Speaker: You get paid. Are you salary? No, I'm not selling. No, I'll never do salary again. Not unless you give me a salary. Yeah, fuck that salary. shit I was gone maybe an hour and a half and I got paid two hours.

Speaker: There you go. That's how I release better. And I had to work today. So that was nice. I got to work next Saturday.

Speaker: but me Let me, let me, let rephrase that. I had to, I had to go into work today.

Speaker: At least work didn't go into you. Whoa. I mean, how do you know I don't like that? I don't know. Yeah, poor guy that didn't even get work into him today. So bad for him.

Speaker: Don't worry. Yeah.

Speaker: You can flip a chair upside down and think of you you three and Sargent.

Speaker: Four people could sit on it. Yeah, you flip the chair. There's more like two spirits.

Speaker: right Oh, he canceled that. No, haven't you learned i can't be canceled? I am uncancellable.

Speaker: should should this channel have been canceled yes it should have been a long time ago so but we're not I'm sorry, what?

Speaker: and yep yeah i' and control yourself the iran my god it all goes um sorry what It'll take more than just a few Canadians to take this channel down.

Speaker: I mean, my bad. When I'm changing, have to count my nickels, man. That's the whole country. It's just a few Canadians. Yes. There's four people that live on, like, half of North America.

Speaker: Fortunately, I only have to work one Saturday every, like, three or four weeks, so it's not too bad. Yeah. Yeah, we got work next Saturday. i don't Not yet yet. It ain't happening.

Speaker: we are We cannot be canceled. This is giant. Yeah, this ain't Disney. Won't happen. Jedi, not even you can cancel this network.

Speaker: With your melatonin. You know, white it out. Did you say white it out? White it out, yeah. What's up? I used to have our our our cover picture used to be the whites are at it again.

Speaker: They certainly are. Trevor Park and a holler in West Virginia. I got away with that on Facebook, and you can't get away with anything on Facebook. No.

Speaker: That was our cover picture. The lights are at it again. I'm a lantern nut. The Sasquatches are retreating back into the forests. Sasquatches, man. therere they're they're being um white My peoples are being very active around Ohio Lake.

Speaker: You're giving them inspiration. I am. I'm um i' their god. me I'm a pit bull. He's a Marvel genius and I'm a Squatch God.

Speaker: Yep. Squatch God. Squatch God. He's my Squatch God. Click doing Vroom Vroom and Dinosaurs is the Monday and Thursday shows now. Yeah.

Speaker: Racing back the book stores. Yeah. Wally, apparently, apparently I murdered Wally because he said he quit. And i said, the only way you quit is if I murder you. Unalive you. Sorry. Unalive.

Speaker: a

Speaker: Goddamn Sasquatch. Yeah, you're going to be reversed into death.

Speaker: Yeah, you're going to be reversed birth, motherfucker. Yeah. I'm going to what? I'll be very thirsty, son. Reverse first. I like that. we Reverse first.

Speaker: Yeah, that. Hey, you heard about a C-section. You about to be a Z-section, bro. Delete. Oh, like zombie? Deleted. What's beat? ah you heard about a c-section you about to be a z-section bro moving yeah

Speaker: delete of ex zombing deleted what a b don't know any of you gentlemen on this panel... I thought said I don't if you gentlemen on this panel... I thought he said I don't know any of you gentlemen on this panel... It didn't make any sense. I'm glad you're all trying to make sense of the nonsense. Don't worry, man. We got you back. This is the nonsensical network.

Speaker: Yeah, but let's make a network out of making sense of the nonsense. Let's call The make sense network.

Speaker: The sensical sense network. That makes so much sense. So much sense has been made. It almost got up to a dollar.

Speaker: somebody Somebody said... Somebody was trying to talk shit about about our network one time, and they're like, we take the non out of Sensical and have conversations that make sense or some dumb shit like that. I'm like...

Speaker: but What the fuck does that even mean? They're they're trying to... They're trying nice are going to disagree with their own statement. yeah Yeah. Speaking of C-sections, I don't know if any you gentlemen have had the luxury of witnessing... No, I haven't had one.

Speaker: Not have one, but witness one. Yeah, my wife had C-sections. I've seen it. It's not fun. Yeah, my my ex-wife had three of them, and they just...

Speaker: They are not goes to weasel yeah ah not gentle in any way, shape, or form. No, those doctors don't give a fuck. um and interesting mr belly ol yeah You got fucking liver sitting over here, a kidney over here.

Speaker: Oh, I know. I almost threw up. i was like, oh my God. Oh, I didn't almost throw up. Well, that's what the nurses, the first time when my oldest was born. The nurses are like, Dad, are you okay? And there's like these two little tiny nurses standing behind me like this. and They're like, Dad, are you okay? And I'm like, first and foremost, if I pass out, what are you two going to do? yeah like aliens What am I doing in this space? nurses my leg My one leg was bigger than both of these tiny little nurses. Yeah.

Speaker: But but they were they were hovering behind me like this. They're like, you okay, Dad? Are you all right? I'm like, yeah, this is kind of crazy that what's happening right now because there's you know vital organs just chilling on the fucking tray right there

Speaker: there. That's how it is. yeah The doctor just like grabbed the scalpel like it was a samurai sword. He was like, sliced it open, started pulling shit out. Then a fucking slimy ass baby came out. Yeah.

Speaker: yeah it's yeah I asked the doctor when our second one, was like, how do you know all that shit's in the right place? but but agreed to Put a liver where the kidney was or I don't know't know where shit goes. I don't know where it's it's all self-leveling.

Speaker: That's why. It's all self-leveling. Just stuff it in there and shake her up a little bit. Yeah. It's like a pinata full of fucking organs.

Speaker: Trust me, my kung fu is strong. That is a violent fucking transaction that happens with the C-section.

Speaker: That's my fucking bag of crayons, bud.

Speaker: Well, you didn't chew them very good. There's still like three-fourths of crayons in there. They didn't even have that Crayola salad. and milburg simple to like this the the I like this new update. It lets me show if i have your on monitor lost i actually display to comment or not I know, yeah, because I couldn't graze it out otherwise. Yeah, know. You have no idea what I'm talking about because you don't care about your chatter's box and you hate people who comment. You know what?

Speaker: If you would have been there last night, you would have seen us clicking on all the damn comments. I was there last night. Nope. You didn't comment once. we clicked so hard. I didn't. I did not comment that because I told you that I had it on and um and I went over and I met him. We were born and he fell asleep.

Speaker: Wow. Wow. it I hope a squirrel shit in your mouth while you're sleeping in the forest, you Sasquatch bitch. but but you I don't sleep in the forest anymore. I'm domesticated.

Speaker: I think you do when you try to get back to your roots. He's got little red water. Electric. I have no water. Red water is the stream for him. Electricity is light. He has a heat of the hut now.

Speaker: he's got of hurt ahead he hit Made out of beaver dung. The Glickshed. The Glickshed. It's a Glickshed. she He's a shed-squatch. It's like Wendy with her she-shed.

Speaker: Yeah, it's Glickshed. It's a Squatchshed. Squatchhunt.

Speaker: Like Jedi does. Jedi calls meditating. I actually put it on. I was watching it for a few minutes and I was like, oh, let me make a post. I'm going to moug catalline mostly All right, let's turn this off. so At least I shared it out. I don't even share. I don't even share my own shows.

Speaker: At least I shared your story. All the other Sasquatches got to see because you shared it out. We appreciate that. Yeah. Because I don't comment. Not like my comments get read anyways. They would have last night, but you weren't there to comment.

Speaker: i don't Yeah, I don't believe you. That's easy for you to say because I wasn't there to comment. ah stay I'll watch the replay like I always do.

Speaker: looking And if you lie to me, Oh, buddy. No, comments were being clicked on continuously throughout the night. Good job, Shaman, on on on the comments section. No, no, I was doing it. Okay, that's the thing you missed, too. That's the thing you missed, too.

Speaker: Shaman and i reversed roles last night. He he did the intro. I did the outro. I clicked on comments. I fucked it up quite a bit because I'm not as good the Shaman, but it still happened. It was a fun little twist. disorder Yeah.

Speaker: What a twist. You guys are like the M. Night Shyamalan ding-dongs of streamers. You know yeah yeah get up didn't see that coming.

Speaker: um we still And no comments were read. Shyamalan ding-dong things happened. It was fine. A lot of Shyamalan ding-dong things happened. m Whether you're ready for it or not.

Speaker: or you want it or not. He doesn't show his face. Yes, sir.

Speaker: You can just ding dong whether you want it or not. Yeah, we're all famous at the at the notice beach. They always recognize it. It's made out of bamboo.

Speaker: maybe put dance on They're like, who are you? Oh, let me take my pants back off and you recognize me.

Speaker: Hmm.

Speaker: They're like Shaman tries you to go to a club Sorry your name's not on the list Drops his pants Oh why didn't you just say it was you I'm on my name dong Sorry Moe Dogg's leaving us Moe Dogg's leaving us Moe Dogg's gay Bye Moe Dogg Yeah I'm gonna jump off here in the middle too Laters Moe Dogg I got a lot of shit to do before rains tomorrow If you're gay go to bed Alright guys I'll see you tomorrow um I'm all so sleepy Time for a little shut eye I just gotta be a little He's got a third eye Sarge is gonna cuddle up to us Hello Kitty pillow

Speaker: my no He's got his favorite purple His favorite purple crayon on him Hello, kitty pillow. little little midnight snack, even though he goes to bed at 4 p.m.

Speaker: Just dipping it in ranch.

Speaker: Oh, hell yeah. He doesn't even peel the paper off anymore. Yeah. No, that's too much work. He says the paper adds extra to flavoring. Yeah, it's a little bit extra fiber.

Speaker: Mm-hmm. Just to help boost his Metamucil. I'm just

Speaker: kidding, Sarge. Please don't hate me. Who am I to disagree at the end of the day? He's like, you fucker, how'd you know?

Speaker: God damn it.

Speaker: God damn it, Bobby.

Speaker: yeah bobe God damn it, MoDog. You know what's crazy about Hank Hill? Hank Hill used to be Beavis and Butthead's neighbor. don't know if you guys remember Beavis and Butthead. Oh, yeah. Of course we remember Beavis Butthead. Hey, damn good.

Speaker: Stop being on my go-to. Beavis and Butthead. and butthead I love the ah the episode where Bobby introduced Hank to dubstep.

Speaker: He put the headphones on. He goes, oh, it sounds like toilet noises.

Speaker: ah

Speaker: He's not wrong. yeah look but they did and it Somebody did an AI casting the King of the Hill, and they had Will Ferrell as Hank Hill and Matthew McConaughey as Boom Power. Yeah, that's funny.

Speaker: And they had, ah ah shit, the dude that was Will Ferrell's buddy in Talladega Nights and then Step Bros.

Speaker: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. He was their bat friend across the street. Bill? Yeah, Bill. Oh, shit, yeah. I can't remember who they were.

Speaker: But I was like, I um kind of actually want to see this movie with these with these four guys. I do, too. i would love that that would be great all right all right all right all right all right all right boys are driving around i'm caught all fast and my grandpa used to sound just like boom hair

Speaker: when when he talked but he talked fast and couldn't understand a word he said you might get two or three words that he said when he would talk

Speaker: that was I wouldn't mind seeing a live action King of the Hill movie.

Speaker: Quit whacking off. A my v chubby version of Lazy would be a good Bobby. Yeah, it would.

Speaker: yeah

Speaker: um hundred six stuff

Speaker: Cheers, Kayak. You too. Watch out for deer. Be careful. Watch out for deer. Watch out for the deer. Yeah, for the deer.

Speaker: The deer right there. Johnny with the picture in his hand. He's a one ball man and he's off to the rodeo.

Speaker: I've never that song in a long time. I don't know why it just popped into my head. But it did.

Speaker: You pissed me off. You're a fucking little jerk.

Speaker: Yeah, you heard me, Jedi. Wait, what'd you say? That's rude. You good over there, buddy? Mm-hmm. Probably. you little faded? Mm-hmm.

Speaker: it ah probably probably ah you a little faded me

Speaker: Maybe. I missed it last night, Blake. Going into the conspiracy theories and I started spilling all this stuff and then my internet just went right out.

Speaker: Wait, what? one had Bandwidth? Shaman who's dropp hit me up to the conspiracy theory about frogs being gay. I don't know. I heard the frog's gay.

Speaker: heard the frog's gay. Gay.

Speaker: You got gay frogs up there in Canada, Jedi? I don't know. I'm not from Canada. Close enough. Close enough.

Speaker: like quote Like, I can see their taint from here. who yeah ah You know, I fuck with you and everybody. Canada is literally two and a half hours from me.

Speaker: Yeah, that's true.

Speaker: I got a buddy of mine that grew up on Lake Sinclair up in Michigan. and He was like, first time I went up there, he was like, you see that right there, that land over there? I'm like, yeah, that's Canada. That's Canada. Man, and I want to watch Canadian bacon again now. It's a Canada from here.

Speaker: I think we got into a pretty heated discussion with Steve the Canadian over for Canadian bacon on our show. I was like, it's ham. He's like, no, it's not ham because of and he was explaining all the difference between Canadian bacon and ham. i mean, it is ham. It's still pork.

Speaker: yeahp though defend mean cappercolas hey I mean, mean, what the fuck? Yeah. Yeah, but Steve took a lot of offense to us just calling it him. I mean, all bacon is is the fat off of a pig's ass yeah you that's why That's why I have eat booty on the back of my car.

Speaker: That's why you have that on the back of your car. but Just drank a 12-pack on float trip. Yeah, on a float trip. Like tubing down the river or something like that?

Speaker: Or a kayak, I guess. if you i can I want to go tubing. I'd like to try to figure out a way at time to go tubing this summer. Yeah, that'd be nice.

Speaker: I got a buddy of mine. If they're too big, you'd sink. Shut up, man. I float. Yeah.

Speaker: I'll float down here.

Speaker: yeah ne yeah You ain't living life until you see a Sasquatch tubing down the river with a with a Miller Lightness can. I'm just saying. You're going have to do you so many selfies, though. They're like, oh, my God, it's a Sasquatch.

Speaker: i need a selfie. That's okay. I'm used to being in a celebrity. It'd be a Sasquatch. Be like, look, humans. different which yeah coming here yeah i want to take a minutes of this kayak My family will never believe. They won't.

Speaker: What's a scary thing? As much as aren't scary. I'm not scary. Shut whore mouth, Wally. Yeah, Wally. You're not scary. Shut your whore mouth.

Speaker: could see Wally play, Bobby.

Speaker: sir Sir Wallace Reginald Francis III. I feel like if we yell at Wally enough, he'll come up. have not himself He's a bitch. Oh, he's a bitch.

Speaker: Fuck you, Wallace E. Fizz. but yeah Is that his full name? His full name is Reginald Francis Wallace III.

Speaker: I keep forgetting you're Francis. We just call him Ray. No, he's Francis. I'm not. Nope, you're Francis. Come on now. We come from a long line of Francis's.

Speaker: His royal glickness.

Speaker: it

Speaker: Wait, didn't Rick give you the name of Francis? Rick is all weird. He's such a fucking gay hippie these days. you He's like, I don't drink beer no more. i don't drink coffee no more. i drink protein shakes and go to the gym. And I tell him just because you drive past the gym, that doesn't count as going to the gym, but whatever.

Speaker: Yeah, I rename my poets from John to Jim. i I really resent you saying that. like because Every time I drive by Jim, I just leveled up. He typically goes... Yeah, Rick's all...

Speaker: and i yeah rick's all Rick's better than everybody now. He doesn't have time to to slum it with us.

Speaker: That was unfortunate. Wait, do you guys still do your sports show? No, it's not football season. I would like to do a sports show throughout the year, but Rick don't know anything about sports outside of football, so.

Speaker: No. Actually, Rick is very knowledgeable with MMA and dirt track racing. I know Rick and Wally have had some conversations about dirt track racing. I stepped away from MMA for a while and softball. Rick loves softball.

Speaker: Okay, that's a red flag. I mean, I tried to watch softball last night, but then I just was really annoyed by those girls. Are they girls?

Speaker: Well, there's one girl that plays for Alabama, and they were interviewing him, and she's got these stupid, like, Pit Viper goggle things on and stupid face paint, and I i just i couldn't take her seriously in any way, shape, or form. But then I feel bad for him because at the end of the day, you put all this hard work in for an imaginary sport that doesn't even exist in the real world, you go to college.

Speaker: Wait, is there professional softball, or is it just – Women's sports aren't real. It's all imaginary. Man, I used to piss off the nurses of work telling them that the um cheerleading is in a real sport.

Speaker: I don't know that there's professionalism. George Bush was the cheerleader in college. really res are If a former president did it, it's probably a real sport by a presidential dec degree.

Speaker: yeah i was going wally i was goingnna ask Wally if he knew. Apparently there are pro softball teams. I thought the next thing after college would be like Team USA softball, maybe World Champions softball. They're like,

Speaker: But nothing like majors or anything like that. I don't fucking know.

Speaker: Okay, so Glick, I know you're a big wrestling fan. If yous seen Brock Lesnar's daughter, i bet she would be the ultimate. She's like him with longer hair.

Speaker: That's all it is. I...

Speaker: She is immensely, she is an immensely talented young lady. um And I'm going to choose my words wisely because i yeah because he's gonna drive me as but your asking no I don't ever want this to get back to her.

Speaker: She is terrifying. She's the strongest female I've ever seen in my life. She is an unfortunate looking young lady because she looks... but She looks exactly little but out greg like... You better go back to the forest because that's... actually And I can just say it because they have tried to pretty her up and there are some pictures that I've seen of her and I'm like...

Speaker: If it was 3 o'clock in the morning and she was the last girl in the bar, I'd hit on her. No, no, no, no, no. no i don't care what time of day it is. She's terrifying. She will rip your face off and shot. Oh, gasp. Hold on.

Speaker: I didn't call yet. What up, Salmo? ah would yeah What up, Salmo? Salmo in the damn building. She is downright scary. Yeah, that is an unfortunate looking girl. but she's She's super talented, man. She's got all the talent in the world.

Speaker: I can't wait to see Brock Lesnar Jr. in the WWE one day. I think she probably has eight labias.

Speaker: think each one of those labias are um eight inches long. I'm not sure that's a good thing or a bad thing. I don't either. there I don't know what's going on there. She definitely has a bigger dick than everybody on this panel.

Speaker: It's not a big dick. It's just an oversized clit, okay? Is it bigger than Michael's? It's bigger than Michael's.

Speaker: She makes Michael look like a clit. Does it wobble to him? Can you tie it in a knot? really? Have good one, Nils. oh really some ily i didn't even go my face and

Speaker: have good what else YouTube man thinks my know they get bro that bro and even know but now I kind of want to look her up.

Speaker: Oh yeah. Oh, I put in Mike Tyson's and the first thing that came up was daughter's death. I'm not gonna make fun of somebody who's dead. Wow. He he he has a live daughter. He did have a daughter. You're a whore. I remember watching an interview where like somebody asked him about it, and it was like heartbreaking. like he had and he He ended the interview.

Speaker: Yeah, they're a bad person. look no i I'm not the one who said it. Fucking Salmos. Oh, well, Moana's cute. He's got a couple daughters.

Speaker: Oof. Not so cute in that picture.

Speaker: mikey Mikey Lorena Tyson. Wow, she's bigger than Mike. Mikey. and everything Is she beefy? she's She's a good.

Speaker: If you saw her in the forest, would you think she belonged there? No.

Speaker: Aw, look at little Exodus Tyson. oh Oh, wow. Tyson's got a couple of dead kids. This little guy died when he was four. Oh, that sucks. What? Yeah, I only knew about the one.

Speaker: didn't even know about the other one. That's heartbreaking. heartbreak

Speaker: Mike Tyson. How many goddamn kids is Mike Tyson? Look, I didn't want to say shit bad about any of Mike Tyson's kids because that man would fucking kill me. Don't you fucking. Plus, I like Mike. I like i like Mike Tyson. You're the third highest rated podcast. He's going to hear it.

Speaker: I am the third highest rated podcast in all of Ohio. He's going to hear it. There is a former professional boxer that lives it lives here in Ohio. he actually lives in the same town my family is from.

Speaker: James Buster Douglas.

Speaker: He's a what? o The one that beat Tyson? He's got the quick jab ranch. Damn, Tyson's got one, two, three, four.

Speaker: Yeah, it's not blue cheese in the ranch. Tyson's got seven or eight kids. Well, had seven or eight.

Speaker: Good God. Dude. We should have named them all Mike. Like George Foreman's dumbass dude. I know. I was just going to say George Foreman. George, what, what, why what, what? what She's only 18. Oh, he's still making fucking babies and shit. why don't you chill the fuck out?

Speaker: Did George Foreman's kids come with numbers too? Like George number one, George number No, it was just George. George, George. That's got to get to one, guys. They got to get to one, guys.

Speaker: Which one of his daughters died? I'm trying to find out. I'm trying to go through these goddamn kids and see which one died. That little dude died. he have a transgender daughter?

Speaker: the son i mean wow We're diving way too into people's kids who can kick my ass. No, we're we're not. You are, Glick. Tyson, if you watch this, it's not us. It's Glick. It's all Glick.

Speaker: Beat his ass. Tyson, if you watch this...

Speaker: think I'm afraid of you? You got beat by fucking Jake Paul. You think I'm worried about Mike Tyson? Whoa, whoa, whoa. be real. let's dream ri If we thought... If I thought that that was a real fight, I'd be talking shit about Tyson, too.

Speaker: Tony D in the building? Yeah. We had a third. It was a real fight. But the thing is, we all know it's not real fight. And if you watch Tyson's training videos up until that fight, you know he's a fuck.

Speaker: Tyson's a beast, man. Tyson's still an animal. I don't know what that bullshit was all about because, in all honesty, he should have put he should have put Jake Paul in a body bag. He should have did what AJ did. Why did Mike Warren see this in front of the other?

Speaker: Now Jake Ball's got to go back to fighting people in the retirement home. Dude, as old as Tyson is, he fucking could still destroy so many people. Dude, that'd be so cool if Tyson was in in a retirement home.

Speaker: He'd be the coolest guy in the retirement home. He'd be getting all the old-brained tunes. You don't even know, bro. for don't even know bro What? What?

Speaker: Well, people like to fuck.

Speaker: Do you know what's weird is in a lot of retirement homes, they have an issue with STDs because they all just fuck. That's what I'm going to be like in a retirement. Dude, they're old.

Speaker: there if you can still get it up that's all you're gonna want to do at the end of the day they're fucking old as hell they don't care about syphilis and gonorrhea let's celebrate that show i'm 80 and my dick still works yeah i'm putting it everything that's wet what yeah No hesitation i mean that's just the cold hard truth at 80 years old you debate i alone You're sticking it in at everything um Yeah, exactly Robert I mean The tyson's always had heavy hands and he's got speed

Speaker: Well, that's the thing. When you watch his training videos, his speed, that that is the thing that goes first is your speed. And he fucking had it still. Like, there's 0% chance that he didn't.

Speaker: I mean, he took the payday. Well, yeah, you he's he's done what everybody except for AJ did. They took a payday. AJ's like, nah, you ain't fucking up my career for for money because I'm going make all that money regardless.

Speaker: AJ said, I'm going beat the hell out of him. Yeah, AJ's not at the end of his career. That's the thing. yeahp i mean that was greg every Everybody else is at the end of their career, so they take the big payday, $20, $30 million, dollars or whatever.

Speaker: yeah if if i'm if If I'm a professional fighter and my career is done and over and some stupid-ass fucking kid from Cleveland, Ohio is like, going to give you $30 million to come out here and make me look like ah like a professional boxer. like Yeah, I'm taking the 30 minutes. If I'm in my get million dollars if you beat me, but if you let me win,

Speaker: okay yep i'll take next if i'm in my prime like a j i'm killing Especially if it's a judge decision, too, because it's like he didn't take damage. You know what I mean? Like, he walked, didn't go to the hospital at the end of the fight. He just, like, oh, I'm going to just pull my punches and make you look good and make it look legit, and then I'm going to get 20 extra million for not knocking you into the fucking hole. No, think he got even more money for not even knocking him down. Because, you know, he could have knocked him down without knocking him out.

Speaker: You know what mean? At least made it a good fight. Punish the fucker a little bit. You gotta make it look legitimate, but yeah. Hey, if you don't bruise my pretty little face, then I will... I bet you more, bro. 5 million, 10 million, whatever.

Speaker: Yep. Yep, I'm taking that payday. Hey, okay good

Speaker: okay. I'm punching you, Dad. I'm breaking his shit. Tyson supposedly made 20 million for that fight That's on the record. I wonder how much you made off the record. Yeah, that's on the record not to mention the fact that Tyson's like hey hey look it's rigged Bet against me but five mil against me and yeah but So you got all that gambling money man Yeah do Well, and it's got to be easy to talk him into it. Like, what else are you going to do? You're... What is Tyson? 60-something years old?

Speaker: fifty motions leave 50? I mean, for a fighter, that's like ancient. oh for a fighter, Tyson. we Yeah, I mean... like No, I'm sorry. Tyson's 59.

Speaker: He'll be 60 this year. Yeah, I mean, Tyson spent most of his entire life getting punched in the head.

Speaker: well i mean i mean and he was a bot like he was a professional boxer at what 18 he was killing dudes in the ring yeah you know at 18 in his prime god he was so vicious i watched so many his first round knockouts left and right right and and and i'm of that age i remember spending 50 60 for a pay-per-view to watch tyson just kill somebody in 10 seconds And you didn't care, though.

Speaker: You didn't care. You expected it. He was bad for pay-per-view because people didn't want to buy pay-per-views with Tyson. He would end it so quick. Nobody wants to pay $60 for a first-round knockout. Yeah, this was before Bakke and Ruland, and you would have...

Speaker: ah so they would put together a spectacular fight card that Tyson was on because they knew Tyson was going to kill a guy in 10 seconds. so you Yeah, it was all about the other fights. That was a good way to get boosted. Three or four fights before Tyson were phenomenal with great fighters.

Speaker: So, yeah, you paid for it potentially before Tyson, but you got three or four other fights that were good.

Speaker: So... Yep. Well, guys, okay I'm going to have to head out. Shaman's got to go sleep in time. Bitch, Shaman. Rock-a-bye, Shaman. the street corner. Hey, but if we're streaming tomorrow night, you know, im I'm down. I'm down tomorrow night.

Speaker: I don't work until like 11 the next morning. If you wait a half hour, Shaman, it'll be tomorrow night. Yeah. Oh, shit.

Speaker: i should be I should be asleep by then.

Speaker: Yeah, Deontay Wilder. Yeah, fucking. Yeah, well, you guys have fun. Don't get in any trouble. Don't let Jedi get your channeling strikes.

Speaker: Jedi has no problem. You can't get this.

Speaker: There's this meme about black people being in Japan, but not all of us get those genetics. yeah i think we'll go in Have a good one you're a Terrible time. I got to mix a new drink.

Speaker: You got a what? ah You know what? Do that. that I'm going to go take a piss so I can do this. I can do...

Speaker: We'll be right back. I'm going go take a piss. He's making a drink and you guys get to listen to Kissing Blue, their brand new song, What to Die For. yeah

Speaker: Satate to paint the details of a portrait That illustrates the colors of the sins I've ignored Digging deep and traumatize the limits Come on, won't you cut me open?

Speaker: Don't just scratch the surface I'm digging deeper Tell me I deserve this Come on, won't you come?

Speaker: Lady to have soul to keep Waste, degrade, ashamed Foundation on an eyesore Her majesty is gently knocking on my door Again Pretend to sleep and dream

Speaker: Digging deeper, traumatize the limits Come on, won't you cut me open? Don't you scratch the surface I'm digging deeper, tell me I deserve this Come on, won't you cut me open?

Speaker: Oh, yeah, motherbuggers. And we boom.

Speaker: We'll drive that real quick here.

Speaker: On the banner. Yep.

Speaker: don't know how it'll... Oh, man, it's been a little hot minute since I was on the old Twitter box. Any whoosies. um Welcome back to little nonsense. little nonsense. We had to take a little piss break.

Speaker: ah but A little party break, if you will. um It happens. where We're men of a certain age. And, you know, when you're enjoying some beverages, sometimes they go right through you. ah But ah Robert Platinum, bro, you got the short end of the stick when it came to your family's genetics, bro.

Speaker: You got fucking robbed, man. Like, for real. You got robbed, dude. Here we go.

Speaker: du The song is badass. The video is badass. I fucking love Gavin, man. He's such a good dude. Him and I have been talking a lot lately. um i genuinely love this man.

Speaker: um He's such a good guy. and i seen the other i seen the other day he he posted on social media um a bunch of you know like react videos. He kind of montaged them together.

Speaker: and and all And everybody was saying the same thing in these react videos. Oh, this is so good. We can't show it. We can't show it. We can't show it. We can't show it because blah, blah, blah. But great song, great video. Go check it out.

Speaker: So i come I commented and I said, yeah, but you know who showed it? Who wasn't afraid to show it and showed it multiple times? Your boy Glick on the Nonsensical Network.

Speaker: Yeah, because we don't scar easy because we ain't worried about all that bullshit. Yeah, that's how we get down, Jedi.

Speaker: Smash that like, subscribe button, everybody. And don't forget, if you're watching, jump on in. The panel's wide open. the The link is in the chat. The Glick Flags are wide open.

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Speaker: Glick, glick, boom, Jedi. Glick, glick, boom. Hell yeah. Hell yeah. that's how we That's how we roll. That's how we gets down.

Speaker: Run, tell that. Run, run, tell that. Preach. Preach. Martin Lawrence had a stand-up special called that. It's just stuck in my brain forever.

Speaker: Run till that. Run till that.

Speaker: I'm so glad that fad and comedy ran its course. Like comedians with catchphrases.

Speaker: like god Like Larry the Cable Guy. Goddamn blew out a tire in my truck and had my fat wife in there with me. get her done Yeah, we get it. yeah Might be a redneck if.

Speaker: Here's your sign. Here's your sign. Run till that.

Speaker: I know. I'm not a professional comedian. I'm not a i'm not a stand-up comedian. I have no business talking about comedians or talking about comedy because I don't know anything about comedy. I know. i know My bad.

Speaker: I

Speaker: I mean, apology is not accepted yet. I'll think about it for a minute. you let it simmer Let it simmer and see. We're to go ahead and put that in the pot. Put a lid on it and just let it simmer for a little bit.

Speaker: Set it and forget it. You remember that infomercial? yeah Okay, so infomercials are fucking voodoo magic because back in the day, like, oh, fucking infomercials are on. And then two hours later, I'm like, I need to buy this.

Speaker: um Infomercials. Jedi, how old are you, man? 40. Okay, you're just a few years younger than me. I remember falling asleep.

Speaker: and the in the middle of the night or, you know, falling asleep with the TV on when I got it. You're dreaming about those products. yeah I didn't have a TV. I didn't have a TV when I was a kid in my bedroom. So it wasn't until I moved out on my own.

Speaker: But I remember these infomercials, especially on the weekends when I would stay up late. But it was like you'd wake up at 2 o'clock in the morning and some cheesy-ass white dude and some dumb bimbo would be on there. it'd be like, the greatest love songs of all time. did it did it is yes And I'm like, oh, my God, those are the greatest love songs. Those are the greatest love songs.

Speaker: I need to find somebody to fall in love with now so we can listen to these songs together. And you would have ever forgot about... journeys and then it would play and you get like 45 seconds of whatever journey song or Chicago or fuck added.

Speaker: Do you remember back in the day? was like, you can get a hundred cities for five cents a piece. Just got to subscribe or do whatever. hey Yeah. Columbia house, Columbia house, CMG.

Speaker: Yeah, man. i had i had i had I had about eight different Columbia House memberships and eight different names. And I had 9,000 CDs that I got for a penny.

Speaker: Good. I had a CD. Wally, I don't know if you're at... Wally, you should remember this. You may not. I had like... Remember the cd the CD books that you had in your car?

Speaker: I had one. I had like four of the big ones. You ever almost get into an accident trying to swap out CDs because you're going through your CD book while you're driving? Look at the visor. I had my hits, my greatest hits in the visor. Then I had another smaller one, but I had four of the big fucking CD books in my truck.

Speaker: like One was like rapping R&B. The other one was like heavy metal and rock. Then there was country. and it had all the and And they were completely full. And they were all alphabetized and in chronologically order. I used to get so fucking mad because my idiot friends, ah fucking Wally, being one of them, would get in my CDs and shit wouldn't go back where it belonged, doubled up for CDs. like It's like... that yeah

Speaker: Yeah, well up you're gonna scratch the CD dick did I had so many CDs man. Yeah, Wally like six of those filled Yeah, and then I had my visor and I have my little ones I did I had so much music back in the day They just you know if I if I was in the mood to listen think music was Napster days where you could just download and burn CDs and this Yeah, thanks for ruining that, Metallica.

Speaker: Yeah, and Dr. Dre. Dr. Dre was part of that, too. Not only are you ah not only are you a shitty rock band, but you fucking ruined something good for everybody. Go to hell, Metallica.

Speaker: Metal like a liquor.

Speaker: Rock-a-bye shaman. or Jedi Jedi's either gonna fall asleep or don't know I'm not fall asleep i was no but i'm kindnna by the way don't ever Don't ever mistake me for some again.

Speaker: Yeah, i'm I'm old and I do that a lot Jedi shaman nails Moda fuck. What is your name?

Speaker: You know there the small white fella. What is your name?

Speaker: How dare you ah See that's the funniest you've ever been click I'm always funny mean I feel like you say that four times a Saturday Four times I'm a um' ah um' a humble Sasquatch Only four times a Saturday you say that He's touching up his powder He's powdering his nose if you know what I mean Goddamn good match, man. Goddamn it. Yeah

Speaker: god damn it no Remember when he died that was some sad shit broke heart I loved a macho man. He was my favorite rat one of my favorite wrestlers Someone please fire Jenna I'd have to hire him first

Speaker: Well, you missed you miss Shaman. We sang him a lullaby. And Nils, Modog, and Shaman are all gay.

Speaker: Because they went to bed.

Speaker: Alright, I'm fired. Been real, everybody. See you later. Thanks, guys. I guess I'm just here by myself now. thanks ah Thanks, Rocky and Wally, who are too afraid to come up on the panel. I just want to talk shit in the background.

Speaker: Thanks for leaving me alone. i ah Rock is still mad that he's on probation because of his point violation. rocky strikes Rocky's also mad because he's the fourth best host on this network.

Speaker: this evening Which is impressive because there's only two other there's only two other hosts on this network and he still comes in at number four nice I still think four is a little bit high, but that's fine. i mean i agree with I agree with you I've watched I've watched the Saturday nights where he hosts I don't think you should be ranked at number four, but you know Wally said he did so I'm literally driving home That's goddamn line glick

Speaker: that's god damn blind glick Oh my goodness. you know, we were going to hire him, but then I realized he had a lot of HR issues.

Speaker: exactly He is a bit of an HR nightmare. I just i just want to let you know.

Speaker: Rocky, you're driving home. you got see You got to see my latest gym pick, Rocky. but and Look at your boy. Fucking swole, son. He's been doing the push-ups.

Speaker: He ain't slacking on ah arm day, leg day. Leg day needs a little work, but arm day is. I like playing, but look at the chesticles.

Speaker: I'm rocking an eight.

Speaker: I'm rocking a full-on. Look at that. Count them abs right there. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. That's on one side. I got i got a 16-pack.

Speaker: I think that's the record. this That's a lot. I'm i'm fucking swolled.

Speaker: I'm swolled up, man. know you When you were gone, like um Rocky made some pictures of me trying to insult me, but AI just loves me, apparently. and he made I believe it. I believe it He tries to that me. tries to do it.

Speaker: he tries to he tries to do No, it's the opposite of what Scott makes great pictures of you in the shittiest pictures he can make of me. And AI is like, nope, we're going to correct this.

Speaker: You see that? You see that? You see that, Rocky? You see how quick he flips? He flipped on you. Yeah, Rocky tried to make shitty pictures of me. He messaged me. He was so mad. He was like, goddammit, Glick. And I was like,

Speaker: What's the problem man? He's like I'm trying to make shitty pictures of you and AI just makes all these great pictures I'm like well, I mean Have you seen me? um um please i Mean how do how do you ruin this masterpiece?

Speaker: yeah oh

Speaker: You know I made the Mona Lisa smile, okay? I

Speaker: I quit, so now it's to click and run. You can't quit, Wally. No, you're not allowed to quit. If you quit, you have to tell everybody I fired you, and you have to tell everybody how much of a piece of shit I am.

Speaker: I mean, I should apply for the network just so I can do that and rage quit immediately. i would definitely I would definitely put your application into the... yeah i'll Set it and forget it.

Speaker: Set it and forget it. That's the category I belong in. the lazy Jedi. What shall I do with it? Audience. Set it and forget it.

Speaker: You know what? I'm still going hit you up for child support payments. That's okay. I won't pay it. It's just been <unk>

Speaker: but Hold on a second. Your Honor, he owes this much money per month for Child's Park, but you don't even have any Kiska. That's not the point, Your Honor. That's not the point. The check's in the mail, Judge. The check's in the mail. I walk i walk oh walk in and Judge is like, yo, quick squash, what up, walk up, hit him up, dap him up, what up, good like shit.

Speaker: God damn it. rule The court rules in favor of Glick. Jedi, you owe Glick child support. Beard support. what You've been squatting in his beard for quite some time now. okay You owe him back. right Back beard support. I just did. Glick fired me. What an asshole Glick is. Glick's a piece of shit.

Speaker: According to the employment records, you were never hired there. Well, I spent enough time. they don't have They don't have common law marriage there, okay? You're not a common law co-host. God its damn it. I spent more time on this goddamn show than I did on my own show. This is some bullshit.

Speaker: and And then the judge would fucking pull a judge Judy and scold me. Well, you know what? That's good point. You should probably spend more time on your own show. Quit your problems elsewhere.

Speaker: You know how great I am on the nonsensical nonsense show? I talk on the lazy shaman show.

Speaker: I'm a fucking rock star on nonsensical nonsense. I'm just an ass in a chair on the lazy shaman show.

Speaker: Now it's getting personal. You know, you were going to take me to the court for child support. We don't even have kids. I wasn't going to, but now I really am.

Speaker: How dare you? but Yes. Yeah, you have to go on other. You have to be a stream whore and go on other panels and talk shit about me, too. Just take Wally's place. Dude, can you do motorsport shows?

Speaker: Yeah. Hey, look at that car going vroom vroom. Vroom. Vroom.

Speaker: There. you gotish You got a nice truck there. You going to get it muddy? I just replaced Wally. I just replaced Wally. Yeah, I mean, I fired him because I'm an asshole. Sorry, Wally. Yeah, you've been fired. Yeah, you're definitely a D-I-E hire or D-Y-E or whatever the fuck they were calling them. D-E-I. What the fuck is it?

Speaker: D-I. I don't know. That's what it stands for. Stone Temple Pilots, s STP. I don't know. but but

Speaker: HIV, I don't know. Whoa, whoa. Let's calm down.

Speaker: Rocky, but I don't even think you were hired. You were just kind of voluntold, like, hey, you're here. Welcome. You can't leave now.

Speaker: Kind of like jedi Jedi. Jedi's got Stockholm Syndrome at this point. We're just kidnapping. The time i try to leave, Glick's like, no, come back.

Speaker: I'm like, you know what? I feel as part of this network. and I need you to come back, my little melatonin-free buddy.

Speaker: i can't believe I make a melo melatonin. Actually, I can't believe it. That's something that I would do. I really do. i drink those Alottis and it and there's like it says right on the side of the can, gluten-free. I'm like, wonder if Shaman would like this. He could drink it.

Speaker: i don't know if he'd like it. Who the fuck is this, gay Bob? think I think Shaman has some melatonin. like The son of a bitch better be on his own account.

Speaker: He better not have changed my PFP again.

Speaker: You don't even have any sound, bro. ah Oh, wow. You're looking a lot better, Gwiff. i was I was in full-sat squatch on vacation in Florida.

Speaker: but i keep it I keep it cleaned up. I do a little squatchcaping. The game for too scary to attack.

Speaker: Oh, there's a problem. Wally hired that Rocky guy. Oh, boy. Yeah, that makes sense. Makes a lot of sense.

Speaker: Good job, Wally.

Speaker: yeah

Speaker: You've been hacked. go me

Speaker: just Watch this. Watch this.

Speaker: cock blocking Look at you cock blocking. I rock blocked. be act but

Speaker: He's supposed to be. worried I got rock blocked the whole damn network.

Speaker: the Them 16 pack abs blocked everything. Watch out, man. fucking arms are swolled up. getting a little tan, man. I'm catching up with Rocky.

Speaker: I think he think you need a few more hours in this. and before you Shave my head. you know You know, I'm supposed to be mad at the video you made, Rocky, but I'm not. I think it's i think it's fucking dope as hell.

Speaker: think that's what the kids say, right? Kids say it's dope. I think that's what they say. fucking who lookeds like i don't talk to my kids, so I don't know kids say. My kids hate me, so...

Speaker: Rocky's gone to go get milk in Newport 75 times, so he don't even know any of his kids.

Speaker: What's up, gentlemen? What's going on Saturday night? Wow, you came in really hot. yeah I like the enthusiasm mark. Are you home or are you still driving?

Speaker: I just got home. Here, one second. I'm like on my phone, though. give me I was going to say, are you sitting in the car hiding from your white Russian devil? White Russian devil. ah Mother Russian knows where you are at all times.

Speaker: if mata audition Sorry if she's in the car and she heard me. She's a lovely lady. She just popped out of the back seats. What the fuck?

Speaker: Listen, i still will never I still haven't forgiven Russia for what they did to Apollo Creed.

Speaker: um I'll never forgive them for that. I'll never forgive them. I think that's what really turned the Cold War into a hot war.

Speaker: Thank God for Rocky. You made him bleed, Rock. He's not a robot, Rock. Okay. All right. All right. He's just a man, Rock.

Speaker: He's just a man. Mickey was the best. He was such a fucking great part of that. good yeah I'm not even a professional boxer, but if I had Mickey in my corner, I could take on the world.

Speaker: Dude, you you could you could do what Jake Paul did to Tyson. i could i could I could be the world's greatest podcaster if I just had Mickey in my ear during every show.

Speaker: Joe Rogan ain't shit.

Speaker: Good evening, sports fans. This is your boy, Rocky, taking over the network. We've got an exciting game for you guys tonight. Jedi versus Glick.

Speaker: It's going to be a match of the ages, so everybody get comfortable. We're on the same team, though. me look around The show starts. Yeah. It's going to be a slobber knocker, as good old JR would say.

Speaker: Yeah.

Speaker: puppies! As King would say. Look at that, man. Look at that. As soon as I jump on, the viewership goes up. What's going on, my lovely people? Ouch.

Speaker: and Let's kick that guy out here, and now we go up another one! We went up another viewer! Everybody, wow!

Speaker: He just said, we rage quit. turned on his camera.

Speaker: let's ah let's ah let's ah let'ss Let's pull Rocky's stats for when he hosts a show to win Glixos on Saturday nights. It was so awful. Calm down, QB2. You know I'm QB1. I'm not even QB1. I'm QB4, bro.

Speaker: Sir Pat Knight in the building. Hell yeah. From the Lounge and Laugh live stream. What's going on, man? How you doing brother? You know where that link is if you want to pop in here and say hello you are welcome to Come and hang out a That's my guy man that's a good dude right there I like him I've been enjoying his stream so short and sweet Unlike Glick's streams I've been noticing notice and gli what are you going to do tonight on the show that's going to be different than what you've done on all other shows

Speaker: Hey, you want to know what? If it's not broke, don't fix it, dummy. Yeah. Also, if you're tuning in and giving his awful advice.

Speaker: Also, have you ever have you ever heard the term kiss?

Speaker: I'm not going to finish that, bro. Sorry, man. i know I know what you're saying. Simple, stupid. Yeah. Yes, sir. Keep it simple, stupid. Look, you got to know your audience.

Speaker: And I love my audience because my audience is just as retarded as I am. How do I know they're just as retarded as I am? Because they're tuning into this. and i Us retards, we have to stick together.

Speaker: Run, tell that. Run, tell that. You're done. Wow. Wow. Wow.

Speaker: all That can be said. How you fuckers doing tonight, man? I'm sorry I couldn't jump in on ah earlier. you know i did on your saturday night What were you getting into on a Saturday night, Bubba?

Speaker: ah but Believe it or not, i I took part in a charity um a charity race. For awareness for breast cancer. So I ran. I ran a mile.

Speaker: Michael Scott. Good job on saving the boobies and running a whole mile. I will always run a mile for the boobies. Always for the boobies.

Speaker: I ran the McDonald's. That's what happens. it wasn't like to see you

Speaker: It was actually pretty neat. It was for the for my job. So all of us dressed up and went and did the freaking mile run. Whatever. like they made ah ah So everybody had to wear like nice purple t-shirts.

Speaker: Oh, that would be so sick. Oh, my God. Big old titty running it down the street. Oh, God. Oh,

Speaker: my God. And welcoming to the stage, the world famous. Give it up for the world famous Sir Pat. What's going on, buddy?

Speaker: Hey, everybody, don't do that. Oh, but yeah.

Speaker: What's going on, brother? pat When was last time you ran for a boob? Man, just laugh.

Speaker: Yeah, I tend to do that when I joined the network. why I've been hired.

Speaker: And affirmative action. um but Because of that, too. but but I'm too white to get affirmative action.

Speaker: would have been sick. I should have freaking sourced a boob costume. That would have been dope, bro. Jedi, where where are you at when I was doing this? I don't know, bro. I thought it was obvious, but I guess. Love you, brother.

Speaker: Love you, Wally. See you, man. No, we wore these purple t-shirts that they handed out. I'm ready. I'll have areola for you. You know, Pat, you've had so many nice things to say about Rocky's new albums. and I mean, they only took 20 years for him to have them, but you've had so many nice things to say about Rocky's albums, and and then you come in here, and Rocky hits you he hits you with booze, bro. whole thing Hey, I'm not the host of this show. That was Glick. Just know that he pressed the button, but I will veto his button and give him round of applause like he deserves.

Speaker: Welcome in Sir Pat Knight Okay that was a pretty good intro Even though he's already been here for a while Yeah you know what Jedi Welcoming to the stage Jedi This is him Okay I'm going straight to HR

Speaker: you know je i news There we go. See, that's why Glick's my partner in crime here. Jedi's my favorite short white food. understand my place on the to on the food chain.

Speaker: I don't think you do that. He's my favorite melatonin-free white food.

Speaker: You know what, Sir Pat? You know why you get the warm welcome? You get the warm welcome because these fuckers don't know how to give me a proper entrance. Glick literally cock-blocked my entrance into the show. I Glick-blocked you.

Speaker: He Glick-blocked me. You come in with that to in energy and it's just, the you know, badass. It was great! I revived the show! My viewers! All tuning in to check out Rocky. And what he's up to Saturday night.

Speaker: Glick, don't kill me, please. I see the look. I've only seen that a couple times. I'm not them, I swear.

Speaker: He gets this look in his eye that's so mischievous, like a child. Oh, that's that's the look you want right there. That is beautiful. That's true love. Disney movie.

Speaker: second person movie best for him

Speaker: quite beautiful, honestly. I love the guitar in the background in the Stolen Championships. Oh, who's that Stolen Championships? Look at that. Look at that champ right there. God damn.

Speaker: That is one sexy-ass champ right there. All them belts.

Speaker: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. We will wait. We got something good. He seemed pretty enthusiastic. The only part of that picture that's stolen valor is the guitar. Because, yes, I own a guitar. Do I know how to play it? Newt? No, you never mess around with that at all. Oh, look at that. Nice. Oh, shit. Yeah, man.

Speaker: There we go. We got a new champ in the building, ladies and gentlemen. That's right. Yeah, april you're pulling old news off the walls. Nobody cares. The greatest championship ever made right there.

Speaker: That is sick. I'm not going to lie, man. I am so jealous of that belt. Stone cold. It's got the snake skin on the back.

Speaker: Yeah, it's really important to him so he

Speaker: Old Steve Austin.

Speaker: limo

Speaker: you're rid in a scru excited I'm going to be a newscaster for this show for the rest of the evening. Calm down, Prime. live protect it now I can't be that. That guy doesn't know what he's doing. I'm going to one-up him.

Speaker: see let's see if i can Let me see if I can ask Pat a question without Rocky rudely interrupting him. Okay.

Speaker: Rocky's coming in here i just busting my balls tonight, man. oh wow So, Pat, how's your how's your... And he's been removed, Pat.

Speaker: He doesn't know what he's talking about. Oh, and the crowd goes wild. Thank you. Glick is in the ah HR office. It's fine. Sorry. Sorry. Affirmative action just happened, and I affirmatively kicked him in the ass. You made an affirmative action On a serious note, on serious question, I want to ask Pat, how's how's the journey going, man?

Speaker: Why can we not hear you tonight? You are you are so... Your mic is...

Speaker: Nice. oh Now can you hear me? Yeah, now you're back. I got my my board so I get too loud. That's volumes. Oh, you can be loud. You have to be loud. Rocky's here.

Speaker: I'm on. good ah you're yeah Yeah, just pretend like you're at a movie. Nice. How many days are you at, man?

Speaker: Hell yeah, dude. that's almost That's almost a month, dude. The only thing about NA is now I can't blame anybody.

Speaker: I mean, it happens. No, I'm happy for you, dude. In all seriousness, I'm happy for you. and i'm umma and good I you cutting them off. yeah i mean you still keep cutting them What was I going to... What is that? um Shit.

Speaker: I can't think of the words. But yeah, I mean, yeah, when you when you know that you're a shitty person, if you drink or if you partake in other things and and you and you come to terms with that and you realize, mean, I used to be a shitty person. I still drink, but I used to be a shitty person when I drank. That's why i don't drink liquor anymore.

Speaker: Because I know the person I become. Rocks album.

Speaker: rock rock is rock is mad he's all but hurt he muted himself he's like oh glicks be mean to me oh my tiny little man giant has hurt ah

Speaker: I love how Rocky, I love that Rocky came in with like, he's just full of fucking insane energy. I think he took like 7,000 milligrams of pre-workout tonight.

Speaker: Maybe did some bump skis, if you know what I mean. You know what I mean? He took a few bump skis of Jedi. That white powder.

Speaker: You got to adjust your mic, man. we can bare You're cutting in and out and we can barely hear you, buddy.

Speaker: ah nice rocky

Speaker: Rocky, you got to put these two pictures together, bro

Speaker: You got to put those two pictures together, ah I don't even know if I sent you that before. Well, you got to teach Click to read before you can put it in front a teleprompter. but but I don't have to read. I just make shit up as I go.

Speaker: What are you talking about? That makes sense, too.

Speaker: You know, I don't need to click. Well, fuck you, Jenna. You need to get it under control.

Speaker: You need to get it under control, pal. ah It's under control. Is it under control, though? I think it's under control. since

Speaker: he

Speaker: Wow. You got it.

Speaker: I

Speaker: i just sent it to Rocky.

Speaker: I'm not going to look at sweet Jedi.

Speaker: Look at it. If I blink twice, somebody should send help. And I blink twice. You look like you're enjoying the day.

Speaker: That's what it looks like. That's what it looks like to me. It looks like you're enjoying yourself, buddy. I blinked twice. Help is on the way and you're in big trouble when they get there.

Speaker: Except we have a new episode to film for our Blazing Glick OnlyFans. So I'll wait to blink until after that. Papa Glick needs a new house.

Speaker: Were you working on your 10th yacht?

Speaker: No, actually, i just bought my 18th yacht. The Glavie's going well. Okay. yeah I got the 18th yacht. I'm working on my 8th house. As long as you don't get your own island.

Speaker: say away from I'm staying away from islands. No islands here. speaking That's why he has a fleet of yachts so everybody can get away from islands. They have transportation.

Speaker: We have a very credible sources telling us tonight that Glick was spotted on the said island. Now no one can confirm or deny. Glick, what do you have to say about that?

Speaker: Quick news. And

Speaker: he takes the pussy way out. You heard it first here, ladies and gentlemen. Tune in next week on What the Fuck News. I'm woodland creature.

Speaker: um i don't i don't believe in going near large bodies of water or No, he can't swim. I can't swim. That's very true. All that fur drinks him down. Much like Rocky and his people, Sasquatches can't swim.

Speaker: much much like much like rocky and his people sa watches can't swim

Speaker: Significant news update tonight. We have also learned that not only was he on the island, but he seems to be racist in theory. We're going to hear from Wick. Thanks. We'll be back. We'll be back. We'll be back. We'll be back. We'll be back.

Speaker: Oh, jeez, this is a lot of fun. You're playing the fucking yeah ESPN music. for I know which one I'm playing. when actual music You're a goddamn musician and you couldn't get actual new music. That's why it took you 20 years to put an album out.

Speaker: Rocky, he's so mad that you exposed him. And he's been kicked out of the... Looks like he has been untracked. He's been on track. I thought he could remove me, but I come back. I'm like, I'm just like, I can come back to the stage. No problem at all. This is getting out of control. This is getting out of control.

Speaker: But I do like being in the top left. That's my preferred position. did i damage You are not top. I hired him because you were a reference. Put me back over there.

Speaker: You guys can fucking bicker and me and me and um Sir Pat Knight will just carry the show. Yes. your pet Sir Pat Knight. Put me back over there.

Speaker: Night of the round table of the of the octagon table. This is not helping. You gotta get me some Hunter Hearst. I almost said Hunter Hearst Helmsley. It almost sounded like you said that too. I was about to say. I was getting ready to say, gotta get me some Hunter Hearst Helmsley fucking glasses. It's a Hunter H. Thompson.

Speaker: Can we just talk a second about Glick's shirt, dude? That was freaking fire. You have not failed a couple weeks in a row and you've just been killing it with the tops. Any advice for people like Jedi who wear the same shit every fucking week?

Speaker: You got to change it up, Last summer was the summer of no sleeves. This summer is the Hawaiian shirts. Also, shout out to Fluffy. Shout out to Gabriel Iglesias, a.k.a. Fluffy. I wish somebody would have told me as a fat guy that Hawaiian shirts are amazing.

Speaker: zoom a long time good as I'll tell you what I look good in them I look svelte they're breathable they're comfortable yeah you make it did you just like start get like like buying them like and yeah i bought florida i bought them I bought them when we went to Florida I got well I had that i had the ghost faced one because you bought Hawaiian shirts in Florida Much like all the ladies. My lady is ah is a big fan of Ghostface.

Speaker: So um we found it. And she was like, you got to buy this. And I was like, hell yeah. And then we were down in Florida. I like this shirt. I'm going to get me some more. yeah If you're going to do it, do it right. Hey, I've been successfully delivering.

Speaker: you are you i gotta You've never been successful at doing anything. Shut up, Rock. I got to give you props. The Belches. Definitely come along. That caught me hurt, Jedi. That was hurtful. You said I wear the same fucking thing every week. Even though it's true, I didn't need to hear it all. It's because it's true. I did notice no Adidas hat tonight.

Speaker: Well, he he changed the Adidas hat. I got the Sasquatch hat on tonight. but That is sick. I'm hanging out with the Sasquatch. That's so cool, man. Look at that. Jedi with forethought. Not a common practice.

Speaker: Let's see. Wow. He's so bitter about all the fucking strikes against him. I have a lot, and I am bitter. And I'm bitter about the chat GPT making you look good. That pissed me off. yeah I literally maxed it. I couldn't even generate more photos.

Speaker: Dude, I love him. I wish I would have found out about him sooner. I wish I wouldn't have been so self-confident. Yeah, self-confident. Is that right? Is that right? Nope. It's not. Keep trying.

Speaker: Calm down, Mel. I'm in. <unk> Self-conscious. Self-conscious. Thank you, Jedi. I take back the melatonin comment. The last one, not all the other ones. There we go. We're both retards together, Glick. That's why we're a good one. We are retards.

Speaker: Unfortunately, welcome to the Nonsensical Network on Saturday nights where generally oh there's one brain cell. so I mean, if you round up, it's one brain Yeah, my like self-confidence. Like, I don't know. I just, I didn't, ah I don't know, man, but I started wearing them a couple of months back and now I want to get more because I fucking love them. They're comfortable. And apparently I pull them off, you know, so i I'm rocking the Hawaiian shirt. So i I got to get on the ball because next week I've only got three of them. And um so next week I got to have a new one.

Speaker: I can't wear the same stuff every week. I mean, it's cultural appropriation, but that's fine. Why is it cultural appropriation? You don't think they're Sasquatches in Hawaii? I have no idea.

Speaker: I just say words. I don't know what they mean, Glick. Come on. Yeah, you don't think my people you don't think you don't think my squatch people were in Hawaii? No. Jesus.

Speaker: They can't swim. How did they get there? You know, we walked across the ocean like Rocky said. You just walk on water.

Speaker: Is this the interview for a new bartender? Yes, it is. Kato, are you interviewing? Would you like to be a bartender at the Blue Oyster Club? better I can't even do it. I'm sorry.

Speaker: What about the Pink Pony Club? Fuck the Pink Pony Club. I'm all about the Blue Oyster.

Speaker: that's good if you don't know and If you don't know about the blue oyster, then you're just way too young. if I don't want to go anywhere near your blue oyster.

Speaker: Trock said he can confirm or she can confirm that there are he or she. I don't know what your pronouns are, Trock. But you can confirm that there are squatches in Hawaii. I think that's paid. advertisement.

Speaker: but mean You think I have money to pay people to agree with me? Well, you promised the money. but Yeah, this is true. I can promise a lot their use. I promised my girlfriend 12 inches and then it would hurt. And then she was confused that I gave it to her six times and then punched her in the jaw. I'm just saying. I don't know. You fulfilled your contractual obligations obligations on that one. Shut up, Rocky.

Speaker: Thank God she's asleep because I might have gotten something thrown at me. My autocorrect is fucking drunk. I get it. You much automatically.

Speaker: my crack is fucking drunk i get it nobody left this view on'm a mid fifteen you can only correct so much automatically Yeah, my autocorrect came up a long time ago on my phone. It was like, Jesus Christ.

Speaker: Who gave his Sasquatch something? Like, this goddamn Sasquatch invented his own language. I can't correct this. i know Some kicks like Pepsi, some kicks like Diet Pepsi. It's like yeahminiscent penis and penis life.

Speaker: Yes! Sorry, Rocky. Not everybody can eat a penis. of us have penis light. I like Sir Pat said.

Speaker: I'm a low-calorie dick. so Look, the end of the day, at the end of the day, no choking hazard ever came on a large toy. Choking hazards only come on small toys.

Speaker: I can confirm that's bullshit. Depends on how big the toy is. How big is your throat?

Speaker: I don't know. We didn't find out, Jedi. Jedi, I'm sorry. You deserved to laugh way earlier. I was waiting for Rocky's response.

Speaker: And the lack of response just made me that better. He was choking on his response. Yeah. Trust me, he he is known for choking on it.

Speaker: Gee! Oh.

Speaker: i

Speaker: I mean, look at that picture. Look at that picture it is in his in his little this little circle. You know that guy's gay.

Speaker: yeah Yeah. I'm just saying, since I stopped talking, your viewership has dropped by five. since Since you showed up, my viewership has by 100. I'm looking at it, man. That was ah that was a steep drop.

Speaker: fuck look at next Look at you trying to be all affirmative action and it doesn't work out in your favor. ah Oh, yeah, I know. but Sorry, guys. Rocky, it didn't help. we I apologize to all of my viewers. Rocky's not actually black.

Speaker: He's actually white. He's culturally culturally appropriating over here with his picture. And please come back. He's not black.

Speaker: Kato, what's up? How are you doing tonight? Chris Rock? I like what you did there. the fuck are you talking about, Joe? Well, Kato, unfortunately, I hate to hate to be the bearer of bad news or good news, however you want to look at it. You're not a bearer, a Sasquatch, but go on.

Speaker: Jedi's family's been ah rebirthed, unbirthed, For the last three years and currently in freezers in his basement. Yeah Starting to smell Oh You need a new freezer probably a bigger one thought that he was really tan Japanese guy fantastic I think I would have a Japanese guy on my show oh fuck um i'm still not for what japanese like I'm still not over it. like At this time and night, this is probably half your viewership that you just defended.

Speaker: I'm not over what you all did to to Pearl Harbor. I know, I know, I know. We sent a gay to blow up your entire country. But still, I'm still not over what you did to Pearl Harbor.

Speaker: Japanese are weird, man. We're private. We're all pixelated. We're all pixelated.

Speaker: Yeah, they are. That's some weird porn to watch. but but but It's like choose your own adventure. because You have to guess what it's wild because it's a crazy thing about Japanese porn. Yes, Minecraft. They'll pixelate vaginas and peckers and stuff like that.

Speaker: but but i like like yeah But then at the same time, they they will show like hentai and it's like some like half wolf, half octopus monster, like banging 12 chicks at the same time and they show everything.

Speaker: And it's very graphic. It's pretty hot. Also, I don't know if Hintai is Japanese or not. I'm just assuming that all Asians are the same. So, sorry to make but but it. just out there tonight, bro. I'm out of pocket. I'm out of pocket. and Damn, you need a pocket to get in.

Speaker: Lazy, what am I watching over here? What am I watching over here? i What's the matter? What's the matter with you, Lazy? You got me over over here watching this shit? What the fuck, eh? What's the matter with you?

Speaker: Oh, goddamn. T-Rock, you need to get over here and hang out. Listen here, T-Rock. It's not your first time here. Don't act like you're a newbie just because you changed your name and we're all supposed to act like you're not T-Rock. We all know who you are.

Speaker: Not fooling anybody, pal.

Speaker: Pal. Calm down, buddy. explain Let tell you something, chief.

Speaker: yeah Hey, hey, hey. Pump the brakes, buddy. Pump the brakes, buddy boy. You get your bottle of Cosby cologne. the Cosby cologne.

Speaker: It's just 60% of the 100% of the time. Or what? 60% 100% of the time? Something like that? 60% of the time it works every time. Yeah.

Speaker: some of that panther piss work sixty percent of the time a hundred percent of the time or what sixty percent a hundred percent of the time something like that sixty percent of the time it works every time yeah

Speaker: Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. I can confirm due to this morning's report on Glick being on the island, we do have exclusive coverage.

Speaker: A photo has been generated of the said action. We're bringing it to you guys live here on the network tonight. There is Glick there surrounded by young females.

Speaker: oh all over eighteen That's Hawaii. Yeah, I was on the big island in Hawaii. We can confirm that this location, GPS location of this photo taken was not Hawaii Island, but we'll have more on that as the night continues. Stay tuned. Get comfortable.

Speaker: It was definitely Hawaii. I have a friend from Tonga.

Speaker: Man, that was ah that was a long time ago.

Speaker: i was just a i was just a young squatch, barely 18 myself.

Speaker: K-Town, get up here, man. having ah Having a good time with the with ah with the ladies on the Big Island of Hawaii, Honolulu. I don't even know what the Big Island is. I think it's Honolulu.

Speaker: I think thank you might be right. I'm pretty accurate. and my Am I glickography?

Speaker: Glickography.

Speaker: i can I can confirm that every one of those ladies in that picture were over the age of 35. um Polynesian Hawaiian women don't age.

Speaker: Also, every one of those ladies, single moms. Why? Because I got no problem with single moms. I mean, those are the best. Amen to that.

Speaker: Freaks. Where the beavers smell like coconuts. Oh, I don't like coconuts. Sure you do. You just don't know it yet.

Speaker: I don't.

Speaker: if they're hot it does it make your kiss Yes, it does, Yes, it does,

Speaker: Wow, I've actually located one of the girls from the island. Let's see if she'll come up for an interview. Oh, apparently your once a month's not going to happen if you're in here with us.

Speaker: She's off to her. It'll be like five. weeks ago Well, Kato, what can we do to help you masturbate to this?

Speaker: I'm here. I'm here for the people. yeah and but We're giving out free samples of the Diddy Lube. We got Glitty Oil. Oh my god, I cannot get over you making that on the show last night. We got we got we got Glitty oil We've got Shaman Essential Oil. oil It is essential, by the way.

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Speaker: hasn't been to

Speaker: Send money. like we reporter We call that the economy barrel. That's not your girlfriend. kto

Speaker: What is this? What is this like? What is this like right here? What is this? Look at me. Look at me. What is this? I tried to get up the streaming link, but I don't know if it was correct. I like that. He sent you. I don't know where it's going to go. If you're watching this on the lazy shaman show, but click that link. why mind I tried to put your link in our, cause we're dual streaming right now. And I don't know.

Speaker: I'm, I'm unsupervised right now. So I'm just going off the cuff. I am also unsupervised right now. We both need supervision at all times. Yeah, we do. This is a bad mistake on somebody's part. somebody hung around and find out though Somebody in this world was like, we're going to let Lazy and Glick supervise each other. We're going to go ahead and mute Glick as we have a newcomer coming to the stage. T-Rock!

Speaker: What's going on, buddy? How you doing tonight?

Speaker: The link must have worked. The link must have worked. Team Rock, how does it feel to join such a a panel of absolute idiots? Absolutely lovely.

Speaker: Fantastic. Well, get comfortable in your seat. Enjoy your drinks. Tonight's about to get very, very nonsensical. Right. Very nice. Right. Lovely. You can't say the N-word here, so just hold that back.

Speaker: Just say in the night you are welcome to say the N-word. a An official executive order passed out by President Trump tonight. Shit.

Speaker: I can't say Nutella? What the fuck? No. that There's too many calories to say that out loud. oh shit. Oh, dude, I haven't had Nutella in so long.

Speaker: It's so good. it's I saw this dude frickin' cover himself in Nutella and start dancing inside of like a supermarket. Yeah, I don't know what kind of weird sex clubs you get into, but just leave that at the door. hall Shaman shared it on the show, Jedi. How do you not know that? That's why i fired him.

Speaker: That's where i saw it. I saw it on your show. I don't think that's true. I don't think that's true. its He wasn't paying attention. I can't believe you said that. It was on your show. Of all people, Glick should have said that. Not you.

Speaker: Nope. That never happened on my show. Anybody that's been on my show knows that never happened on my show. He just fired Shaman. He's hired again before next Friday. okay He's just layoffs.

Speaker: He's got a lot of rays. He got laid off for free. Oh my God. I'm just not paying him this week. lick what the What the heck did I miss?

Speaker: Holy shit.

Speaker: What's wrong? There's nothing wrong Hawaiian shirts. Okay. I got a lot of my last ex. She's an ex because of that. She did not like. this Look, I'll show you the shirt. and you I'll show you the shirt. have follow Lulu coming here to the panel tonight. She had something.

Speaker: There was something wrong with this shirt. What's wrong with this? There's nothing wrong with that. What's wrong with that shirt? screen and Full screen. I can't see it well. Full screen.

Speaker: Oh, that reminds me of an old lady's nightgown. Put it back up, Chuck. I'm like, how the fuck does this remind you of an old lady's nightgown? It's a basketball. It kind of does to me, too. I think I'm on her side. I'm on her side. got to be honest with you. I got to be honest with you, Chuck. You know I'm bucking with you, bro. I keep seeing that on Amazon. But I'm telling you, impact can speak for it. It comes with shots.

Speaker: You got the whole outfit. Yeah, my man Pat can speak on it. I mean, the the Hawaiian shirts, man, they're comfortable. They flow. They just invite positivity.

Speaker: And and and my my girl likes it. like She loves You get that aloha vibe. So she's like, yeah, you know, they look good on you. So she might be a keeper. I'll go ahead and keep her.

Speaker: I think they say this guy likes the word. yeah What did she call my ex? What she? Oh, it reminds her of a mumu. Whatever the fuck. I guess it's like wearing this off like a night down. Your ex actually might be kind of funny.

Speaker: i'm all but I'm all done with the southern friggin' no. Sometimes that's actually factual. I'm fucking six foot three and almost and and and hovering around the 300 pound mark. I want to be comfortable, bro. I don't fucking care what it looks like. I want to be comfy. Listen, people think I'm Jake and I'm real. Exactly. And what's wrong with that?

Speaker: Right? Hey, man, all I got to do is get my tan on. I mean, I still think that. don't even think you're... When you go to Hawaii, you'll get tan. but yeah you watch You'll look like a tan Japanese guy. Yeah. You got to get some more tattoos. And and my girlfriend's already obsessed with Jason Momoa. If I get more tattoos... I've already got the hair and I've already got the beard.

Speaker: I just got to get the body. Not to mention, you could probably kick his ass in the ring. Oh, I beat the hell out of Jason Momoa. No, you got to get the paycheck. from Put him in a camel clutch.

Speaker: Put him in a camel clutch. It'll be all done. Sit on their back and pull their chin up. I'd put him in the Sasquatch clutch is what I'd do. Yes. ah The old Sasquatch clutch. the old The old foot on the neck.

Speaker: yeah yep I beat the hell out of Jason Momoa. You hear me, Jason Momoa? You hear me? Look in my eyes, Momoa. I beat your ass. Looking those up. Also, I don't want to think Jason Momoa hears this. I'm like, drink beer, listen to music and throw axes together because and all honesty, I think Jason Momoa is one of the coolest fucking guys on the planet. He is pretty cool. obsession he If he if he'd buy it anyways, he might just think, hey, this guy Glick might be ah good in the next Minecraft 2.

Speaker: Yeah, and and and plus, if he becomes my new BFF, my girlfriend will not be obsessed with him anymore. so Right, she'll be obsessed with you even more.

Speaker: Exactly. Isn't that weird how that works? Yeah, you're best friends with Jason Momoa. You're just a Jason Momoa, and I'd be like, I've been telling you that, and lady. Glick, you're going to be worn out. You're going be looking for Gatorade.

Speaker: That's all right. i mean I'm here for Gatorade, Powerade, water, whatever. It's like hydration. Fucking put an IV in arm.

Speaker: so Wear me out, mama. Wear me out. It would be frigging snotting by Agra. I got Agra, Cialis, Hems, Blue Shoe. I got

Speaker: What's the deal with that blue chew shit? I don't know, man, but I'm kind of... You're good things about it. If it's going to make my dick bigger, I'm buying it.

Speaker: Well, shit, even steroids would do that. i'm not sure I'm not putting a needle in my dick to make it bigger. I use that like an everyday vitamin.

Speaker: I that's what Blue Shoe is. It's just like our everyday vitamin. Do all the lights look different every day? I'm doing everything can to make my dick bigger. I don't know.

Speaker: i i dig that i did ah scream and miracle grow on and i don't know i'm doing everything i can to make my dick bigger i don't know Nah, man, I don't need my dick bigger. That shit is lying. I ain't got no problem at all, bro. I swear to God, man, I just turned the wrong way, slapped a baby in the face, I can't even try. He'd be like five years old. Shit, I hit him for a hard time.

Speaker: Yeah. After you slap him, he's like 30. You got the voice of a 12-year-old boy, and you're also only 5'2". Pretty lazy?

Speaker: oh No, he think I'm 5'2", but it would sound like I'm i've tried you right you connect five he Tell me,

Speaker: Rocky's got the voice in the body of a 12-year-old boy. Goddamn right. god look look Look, Rocky, you've got to have flaws, bro. You've got to have flaws, bro, because you've got a huge fucking member, and you're talented as fuck. You can sing every genre of music. You can freestyle. You can do it all. So just embrace being and embrace having a... Oh, it'll become muted.

Speaker: Yeah. Just whatever you do, don't try to reach down into the dryer because you might fall in. Yeah, Rocky, you're just a little guy.

Speaker: he did Yeah. yeah You know, I love you, Rocky. rock t rock look right i Sorry, my frigging mic was messing up. I was trying to respond that whole damn time. So let me just do that by doing this real quick. Let me give you some real, real

Speaker: ah Wait, where did he go? What happened to Rocky? What happened to Rock? I don't know. He was trying to say something. everybody the Yeah, you kicked your whole damn self out.

Speaker: He did it again. What are you guys doing? Quit circle jerking. don't know what the hell's going on. This is like when I get into an argument with Beast.

Speaker: jesus Oh, my God. You do. What happened to my Sasquatch? I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. The Sasquatch return. Go ahead. Get back up here, man.

Speaker: I'm the massive, baby. Who's massive? Yeah, said massive. Man, I just can't help it sometimes, bro. I just can't help it.

Speaker: If it keeps moving like this, going to be the first to throw off. I'm going to have teaser if you guys keep it up. Look, I realize that I say some things sometimes that are like age appropriate. And and also, i don't think many people are going to get the reference of who's the master.

Speaker: Show me. Come on. I cannot be the only one on this panel who's seen Barry Gordy's Last Dragon. One of the greatest cinemas. Oh, that's right. That's right.

Speaker: Bruce Leroy. Yes. Showing up. Who's the master? stone them That was awesome, actually.

Speaker: That one and what was the other one? The Golden Child with Eddie Murphy. Yeah, Eddie Murphy had a Golden Child. Man, Vanity was... God damn, I still got a crush on her from Last Dragon, Barry Gordy's Last Dragon.

Speaker: Dude, Rocky, you got to check that soundtrack out because I bet you could have fun with that soundtrack, all honesty. The Barry Gordy Slash Dragon soundtrack, Power of the Glow, I bet you could have a lot of fun with that soundtrack.

Speaker: I got to go back and watch the movie again. i love that movie. I think Rocky Rage quit. It's honestly one of my all-time favorites. I have a basketball jersey that is a show-nuff basketball jersey.

Speaker: No, it's a football jersey. It's a show-nuff football jersey. Oh, right, because he wore that. Yeah, he wore it with the shoulder pads on. That's right. Yeah, got a show-nuff jersey.

Speaker: I love it. How did you find that? Look at awesome. I'm going to honest with you. I stumbled across it. I was in lids, and I was getting a new hat, and I was looking because they got movie jerseys, and that's one of like my things I like to like day New Jersey's. yeah And they had like the, ah the Ricky moon from Tropic Thunder or Tropic.

Speaker: What was that? Stupid as Will Ferrell movie. Not Tropic Thunder where he was the basketball player, but they had, I know what you're talking about. Yeah. They had a bunch of other. Oh, when he had to go to jail.

Speaker: doesn' moment in No, no, that was, that was Adam Sandler. That was the longest yard remake. Oh, No, not that one. Like when Will Ferrell had to go to jail and then the little short guy. Heavenheart. Let's go to prison or something. No, that's not it. Yeah, but no so I was thumbing through these jerseys and I was like, and I and i've seen this black and red jersey and was like, what the fuck is this from? And I pulled it out and it said, showed up on the back. know.

Speaker: And I looked at it. It was my size. and I didn't even look at the price tag. I didn't even look at the price tag. I was just like, nope, I got to get it. I'll actually grab it. Yeah, because that's like, that's rare.

Speaker: Like, where are you going find that? You got take off your Hawaiian shirt. That's going to be problematic. No, well, it's a jersey. You could probably put it over it. A jersey on top of a goddamn Hawaiian shirt? That's outrageous. It's a new look.

Speaker: Here you go, T-Rock. Rocky, big screen. He really does have that.

Speaker: how Holy shit. Holy shit. Wow. Shona. I think I missed you. All right.

Speaker: Put it over top of your Hawaiian shirt. you remember that other movie? What was it? Big Trouble in Little Chinatown? That was another one that was pretty cool. That was with Kurt Russell.

Speaker: Yes! Holy shit. We talked about it on my show last night. That was a weird great fuck it. It's such a twacked out movie because we were talking about Mortal Kombat and that's where the character Raiden, the Thunder God or Lightning God came from, was that movie.

Speaker: That was the inspiration for the character. News Anchor is the best. It doesn't help if you say it about yourself. Yeah, because they all have that that hat like Raiden's and they all have like that electric lightning power.

Speaker: Yeah, near the end of the show, and we'll try that fucking. He was my favorite in that movie, too. I've shown a football jersey. I got Al Bundy's football jersey. No way. ah yeah I got the Polk Hyde football jersey.

Speaker: I've got got Mox. i got mos Tweeter and Billy Bob from Varsity Blues. like a of I've got Keanu Reeves from ah The Replacements. You can rally.

Speaker: We need to get a Hawaiian shirt from Chuck. Yes. That's what you need. Yeah. Imagine if you could find that and then get like Baby Ruth melted and like put it all over it. like Yeah.

Speaker: baby ru ah

Speaker: yeah what is the ice cream wait what what was the ice cream there wait a minute hockey road rocky road yeah true yeah yeah chunk yeah chunking what's his name there that guy yeah e mor eu

Speaker: good be rock what do you got to say about that fucking sloth bro he loves it sloth no no no espn sports center sounder with breaking news oh actually yes we do we do have something coming in uh uh just located the uh the so-called 18 year old from that photo from earlier She does have something to say. Could you chime in and just give us a little brief? I'll try to share my mic with you.

Speaker: Can you please just tell us were 18 at the time? Absolutely not. I was not 18 at the time. I was only 15. But he me not as long as I made sure that my big idea reflected and that's okay. It's okay. It's okay. And I've got to get away from you because you're only 19 now. Let's ah go back to click on the show and see how he gets through this one.

Speaker: but Well, Rocky, as I said in that photo, I was i was only 17 years old, so... mean... It's the Dancing Queen, actually. I have some important news. According to the FBI, Glick has been removed from the show.

Speaker: Are you guys are going to be dicks again? i don't i don't know what happened. I don't know what happened. I don't know what happened. i was i was I was a young Sasquatch last time I was in Hawaii.

Speaker: That's what natives call it. They call it Hawaii. I 16, 17. I was sent there to Hawaii with the great Polynesian warriors that are in Hawaii. All right. Nice. To finish my Sasquatchian training, which Rocky will never finish.

Speaker: What up, Scott Free? Much loves to you as well. Mine, 187. Did they have a class on did they have it on a mother song um tree knocking?

Speaker: That was after Hawaii. I was up in the Pacific Northwest up in Oregon. That's where left tree whacking. It's a reach of full Sasquatchian potential, T-Rock. I know you're not a Sasquatch.

Speaker: You wouldn't understand. but actually Actually, I am a bold Sasquatch. Yeah. oh It's a fact. i ah i'm I'm a true blood Sasquatchian.

Speaker: Nice.

Speaker: Completed all all all all the all the rituals. trainings. other mr training we usually Wait, we have the required training. Jedi?

Speaker: are you Are you a Jedi Squatch? Can you speak Squatch, Jedi? No. have to use flashcards. Can you speak Chewbacca? I'd love to be a Jedi. I can't speak it, but I can understand it.

Speaker: keep your own watchtes and They're not to the Sasquatches. Anybody who says Chewbacca's No, but you know you know it's completely different. says No, but click. They can communicate.

Speaker: They understand each other. No, they no you know no that's racism. yeah Okay, Wookiees and Sasquatches are different. Automatically, all hairy creatures are the same. That's racism.

Speaker: That's systematic racism.

Speaker: Systematic racism? No, it's not that. No, I meant systematic. I used to have a Sasquatch background. I can't find it right now. This is ridiculous. Listen here, Melatonin. Nobody asked you. Jesus.

Speaker: jesus like I hate how much I like you. Wait a minute. Why don't you take Lazy with you to Hawaii? He'll look like a complete different person when he comes back. i don't think my wife would be okay with that. What are you going to do in Hawaii with the Sasquatch? He can't even swim. also Also, I don't think my girlfriend would be happy when was like, hey, baby. yeah I'm going to Hawaii, but I'm not taking you. I'm taking the Sasquatch. I'm in on the interwebs. since Jenna and I are going to hollywood for a boy or a Hawaii for a trip. those have and love but you lose in the

Speaker: Dude, that's a goddamn movie. Sashwatching Powder. Go to ah go to Hawaii. Oh my god. We gotta start writing tomorrow. We gotta write this script.

Speaker: That's gonna be a lot faster. Fuck my responsibilities. Fuck them kids. Fuck my job. I'm going to Hawaii. Fuck that job. We're gonna write this script.

Speaker: He's my best friend. best friend. Let me tell you about my brain. God damn it. I'm going to spit out my drink. you know that is Just a squash a tiny little albino on the beaches of Hawaii.

Speaker: I'll just ride on your shoulder. Dude, we have to have a sweet-ass Sasquatchian montage where I'm trying to teach you the ways of Sasquatches. on the beach.

Speaker: Like, yeah. A sick-ass montage. Rocky rocky could write the could write the song for the montage, but the movie won't come out in the next 40 years.

Speaker: I'll take that. I'll take that. Oh, damn. You know, rocky Rocky, I feel like such an asshole because I make fun of you for how long the album came out because the albums are great.

Speaker: But I feel like if it wasn't for me, the albums wouldn't have happened. So when you win your Grammy and all your other music awards, I feel like I should be the first person to thank before God. I actually listened to that song before God.

Speaker: Dude, Rocky's a great musician, man. Rocky, wreck the rap album made me cry a lot, but the rock album's awesome. No shit, really? Well, the rock album the rock album, and I told you this when you were on there, the rock album hit hit really close to home because, you know, i mean, I don't have to dive into it, but you know.

Speaker: um I related to it so much. But the the rap album, man, it had me fucked up just in so many ways um because it's it's fucking real life, man. it's and it's And I've lived every one of them goddamn songs. I feel like I might have been your inspiration.

Speaker: You're welcome.

Speaker: fifty they're not The voice that I hear on this compared to the voice that hear on the album. Dude, it's crazy when you hear Rocky's real voice, but then to hear him sing.

Speaker: Anyway, that's amazing. This is my comedy. I think it sounds like you get more than that. To the album.

Speaker: We got to promote oh hold me. No, homie. That'd be my real voice, though. Don't you trip, dog. I'll be making it so people think I'm more approachable, you know, shit. Try to relate to me and shit. But, you know, that ain't that ain't that ain't me, just so you know. But I'll go back to the regular voice anytime.

Speaker: But in real talk... You need to play one of those songs, damn it. real talking If you're not streaming The Edge or... What's the other one? Legacy?

Speaker: Is that right? Is that right? The rap album? Is that Legacy? Yeah. yeah all edge or legacy or Play Legacy. i want your legacy I want to hear Legacy.

Speaker: if you If you're not listening to Rocky's album, Jedi and I will come to your house personally and kick you in your fucking dick.

Speaker: And eat whatever you have in your fridge. And if you don't have a dick, then Jedi will uppercut you right in your uterus. i like your man You're getting clit punched.

Speaker: right Right in the fucking uterus.

Speaker: That's funny. So go go follow Rocky on social media. Rock Lee, EDM, Combat Remixes. Okay, so so we need Rocky to play Legacy then. That's the song that you like, Glick? That's the one that... Don't make me cry.

Speaker: let's We want to make Glick cry for sure. So play it. ah who rock Rocky, you know which one you should play? but one one my up The one we're not allowed to talk about.

Speaker: oh that's from ah that's not from Legacy. yeah Okay, yeah I'll play it. Let's hear it. Oh, you guys want to hear Rocky rap?

Speaker: Damn right. I mean, rocky you can Rocky can play whatever he wants. i'm just I'm just trying to push his buttons and encourage him to... No, no, no. We need to hear this and we need to promote. I need Rocky to move forward on the next step of of of this of this music journey. Well, the next step is promoting it so we all got to hear it so we can promote it.

Speaker: Everybody meet up.

Speaker: I don't belong here My sins don't lie You fucked me up inside I see that I was loved here What are you doing now for?

Speaker: Turn it back up, Rock You threw it all away Hey, I'm falling off the edge

Speaker: That is literally max volume. Wasn't it? Yeah. Oh, God, can't. yeah Oh, hold on a second. but hold on second

Speaker: Try it again. Here we go.

Speaker: I'm all here My sins don't lie You fucked me up inside I see that I once loved here Made me feel alive And then you'll watch me die You threw it all away Hey, I'm falling off the edge All I feel is pain, and love you fucked me up my grave.

Speaker: It's calling out my name, and hey, why'd you ask to break? Nothing left to say for goodbye.

Speaker: Thought I had it all, but it's gone near. I see my past, try my best to last.

Speaker: I see that I was loved here. You just want my love, but wouldn't give yourself.

Speaker: You threw it all away.

Speaker: Falling off the edge All I feel is pain Your love, you fuck me up My grave is calling out my name Hey, why'd you have to pray?

Speaker: That wasn't the song we were talking about that we're not allowed to talk about. That is the song. That is literally the song. No, it's not. It is. That's the edge.

Speaker: that's not No, that's the edge, but that's not the song that we're not allowed to talk about.

Speaker: Text me what you're talking about because I am so fucking confused. I can't tell you what I'm talking about because if I tell you what I'm talking about... Text me, fool! Text me, fool! you can type it You can type it in the private chat so you can... Yeah, can type it in the private chat so nobody else can answer it. But then delete it.

Speaker: definite

Speaker: maybe maybe Maybe maybe maybe I think you're right, now I don't know it is definitely the one for i don't know how many beers you've had, but that's definitely the one Are you sure? man Did you fall out of a tree when you're out on that emergency?

Speaker: What's going on with that brain man? hey First and foremost, you know, I don't climb trees yeah I might shake a tree. I might push a tree over.

Speaker: I might practice my nunchuck skills. I'm not climbing trees. Sorry, what did you say, Mr. Pat?

Speaker: Do I what? Like, where are your live shows at? I am not live currently. I'm only live on the nonsensical nonsense. on Friday and Saturday nights, I turn in here, but that's about it. That's a limit to my ah and that's really the limit to I used to have a big following, but I got into this big fight with TikTok, and then, ah yeah, they took away my following.

Speaker: I pretty much got banned the very first time he left. He used to have a big following, but then I stopped being around, and then he lost it. ah The following before I met you, bruh. What are you talking about? good not I guess. yeah It was after I met you that it disappeared. I'm starting to see something here. that's i get I guess. was not mad. I not mad.

Speaker: I guess if you want to say 20 followers was a big following before you met me. and Yeah, you had a big following. whatever bro but they were They had big throats. Yeah, they did. We were playing a big biker rally.

Speaker: This is no shit. We were playing a big biker rally. It's called Hall Grau. Yeah. And told everybody the gears up in the air. And yeah, it didn't go over as well as I thought it would. and yeah didnt gober's work i thought it would Yeah, yeah, yeah, I get that, bro.

Speaker: What is Glick trying to do? they Nothing. What are you trying to do? Introduce another news update for the evening. That's what I'm trying to do.

Speaker: And in today's news, so is Glick. He's trying to delete all photos of that Hawaiian experience. and thats engine He went on. fbi has uh stated that they had not to i was only 17 the last time i was in hawaii and as i said every one of those ladies were over the age of 35 and single bombs so if anybody uh touched inappropriately it was me and it felt very appropriate at the time so i'm not even complaining

Speaker: And what do you say to all the children affected by your mass hysteria on Hawaii island? look man i was a rock star on the hawaiian islands uh you know it was the first time they seen the squash um they didn't know how to react at first and uh you know um at the end of the day uh much like shaq i i was shaq in hawaii shaq is a big lovable giant that everybody loves and the man could do no wrong and shout out to hawaii and shout out to my hawaiian people ohana

Speaker: Aloha. Very interesting. One of the girls said that that was their exact statement that they heard you say was that Papa could do no wrong. Did you say that to them before you assaulted them? Again, I was 17 and she was So the victim?

Speaker: So Glick made up age ranges for the girls so make li was the mileest to feel justified. 17. I was 16, 17 the last time I was in Hawaii. So who's the victim, bruh? Glick was the one taking advantage. I was groomed. I was groomed. Yeah.

Speaker: Perfect. Perfect work. I don't see the problem with me being groomed by a lovely Hawaiian lady. So, i mean, I'm just saying. What do you feel about Glick's groping of women there on the island?

Speaker: as As the old saying goes, no harm, no foul. No harm, no folly says his court dates next week. and that can save you there's so much and stupid they not going to court because i the victim And I don't have any problem with being the victim. Please victimize me again. Anytime you want.

Speaker: it makes you feel that I'll bring you to the house. People thought it was different. know Grab my wife. That's actually just then. yeah How do you feel about being a groomer of such young men?

Speaker: do feel, you Russian white devil, that you groom such young men? Oh, shoot. Too bad she's at work. I would definitely go and find her right now. Okay. What does she do for a job? Oh, she's a nurse, isn't she?

Speaker: Yeah, she i yes Yeah, I should have known it. All white bitches are nurses. Every white girl I know wants to be a nurse or is going to school to be a nurse. I heard this story a hundred times. I used to be a bouncer in ship club. you know allie single girls Every single one of them damn girls was in college to be a nurse.

Speaker: and that was highly putting most mo Most white girls that are bipolar and crazy somehow are nurses. I can't figure it out.

Speaker: We don't have any black people either. I mean, my ex-wife. i mean Perfect example. My ex-wife was just in the medical field. Hey, Rocky, congratulations. i president Next wife. Jeez, man. This is going to be my first.

Speaker: man's gonna be my first Get his son. Got that way. wait wait wait yeah but That album is going to be fire, bro. That album is going to be fire. That album going to be lit, bro. all You know it's true.

Speaker: Yeah, dude. That's how it's going to be fire. Somebody call 911. Get my man's on fire. 911 is a joke tonight. i do You're like the male Taylor Swift, bro.

Speaker: need him some penists like on bro Oh my god mail taylor swift up fuck up no no no please no no ah now your next six albums go be about your next five exs if I'm going to Taylor Swift song now just because he did that.

Speaker: you should you should You should do that one stupid-ass Taylor Swift song that she did when she first got popular. he did did I wear short skirts and he's a gay boy. I don't know, whatever the fuck. Hey, Scotty.

Speaker: No, I'm not going to tell you to cover any more girl songs because I still owe you from the last one. That's the only reason I did it. At this point, Jedi just told me to AI generate it, but I want the real thing, man.

Speaker: Oh, I will do it eventually. Dude, it was fire, though, man. You fucking killed that cover, though. T-Rock, you can't wait, man. We're going to see a freaking crop top and booty shorts, man.

Speaker: I didn't say any of that bullshit. I didn't say any of that bullshit. You definitely said the crop top. I didn't even say the crop top. I didn't say any of that bullshit. I just said that I was going to TikTok. I'm going to go back to the episode and share it with everybody. Good luck finding it. I just threw up a little.

Speaker: So I told Rocky if he did cover of Britney Spears maybe one more time, I would do a TikTok video and and I would lip sync and dance along. I'm not going to do the actual dance. I'm just going to sing and dance.

Speaker: ah when Rocky called me on my bullshit and 10 minutes later he had right in the middle of fucking show he dropped down and he recorded it. i think Do we still have it?

Speaker: He did? No shit. Yeah, sure did. so where's the TikTok? Did you do it? No, he didn't do the TikTok. No, I haven't done the TikTok because I was talking ass because I didn't think Rocky would actually do the song. And he did it. and Oh, okay.

Speaker: Wow. He fucking killed this cover of Baby One More Time. and Yeah, because he wants to see you do the TikTok. Yeah, and I will.

Speaker: I will, and I will. I will do it eventually. I believe it. Probably after Hawaii, though. I don't ha I don't have it in the media anymore Rocky what the fuck did you delete that shit bro i have not even been in the studio i've been terrified since you told me you lost something last night oh dude no no no no no no that that that that had nothing so i asked that question because i i didn't know but i don't think that had anything to do with any of us and and i got all of it except for the uh wrestlemania audio because it's just too big because i because we were doing the show and i think jedi was like oh g look we're at six hours i was like fuck it i don't even care

Speaker: Fuck this show. Because it was such a dog shit show overall. But I was able to get the audio. i found ah i found a new I found a website where I was able to get the audio from the other two shows that I actually cared about.

Speaker: Because I had the Glicks House of Music with Zay. And I had the Glicks Comedy Lounge with Red Dawn. Who was was literally coming on my show like three or four days after she was on kill tony for you that lady was funny as hell dude she was a trip man i loved red dawn she was awesome she was a dirty little horny grandma man kill tony had it i didn't go see his grandma and then when i flipped on the bottle was like kind of like uh dr ruth

Speaker: No, no, this lady is like, she makes Dr. Ruth look like a Disney Channel show. Wow. often done Red Dawn, and God love her. I love her death. That would be good show for you guys to have. Roast of beer for a night.

Speaker: Dude, I've tried to do it like four times, and it's been an epic failure every time. every and And last time we tried to do it, i had ah i had a Roastmaster lined up, and then he canceled last minute.

Speaker: And then everybody was like, everybody that was like, oh, we're gonna talk so much shit. We're going to blah, blah, blah, blah. Roastmasters. Yeah, they were fucking scared. and went on When I'm not here and Rocky's hosting the show, all them assholes want to do is talk shit about me like a bunch of bitch-made motherfuckers. Oh, I see.

Speaker: Rocky, Nils, Modo, Jedi, all you punk bitches. We didn't talk anything. i don't know. ah I watched. I watched. I watched them.

Speaker: I listened. I listened. My big Dumbo ears out there and I was listening. Yeah, no i'm I'm trying. I'm trying like three or four.

Speaker: have listened. In my head, they talk to me. They talk to me. They don't understand. I have listened. wow

Speaker: The three most dangerous letters. GKO.

Speaker: okay

Speaker: Rocky, you should read cover that song. You should cover voices.

Speaker: Oh, you're still taking Edge's song, right? What? I did Edge's song. Did you really? that time ago Yeah, like a long-ass time ago I did. Oh, remember that?

Speaker: I wonder if I still have it on my computer. I want to look. That's a good... man that's I even remember. I'll have to go and look. Let me see. we should You should do John Cena's song.

Speaker: Apple Dawn! Cena. Didn't he retire? Did he retire? Yeah, he retired.

Speaker: <unk> didnt he retir retir retir Oh, yes. He is retired. I met him once. He's a gentleman.

Speaker: Real nice guy.

Speaker: John Cena? He was nice, too. Goldust was a nice guy. But his younger brother's a prick. That kid's a prick. and In fact, they don't get along.

Speaker: You and Dustin?

Speaker: Yeah, I feel like Dustin would be a cool-ass dude to fucking hang out with. Goldust. Dustin Rhodes. He's a real nice guy. Yeah, I talked to him a couple days. Yeah, I used to do security at the Dunkin' Donuts and and they did a had a show and I spent many mornings bullshit with that guy.

Speaker: got him some fresh coffee. Hey, Rob, where are you from? Rhode Island. The only problem, the only thing was, well, the the whole thing was i used to be a big fan of his father, you know, Dusty Rhodes.

Speaker: Yeah, Dusty, man. So I'm walking down the you know the back of the dunk, you know, where the locker rooms are. And i and their bus got there early, so I ran into the guy. i was like, hey, we got fresh coffee upstairs. You want some? I'll bring you some.

Speaker: So that's how it started. I just started bullshitting with the guy. i was like, oh, ah I've been a fan of your father's my whole life. You know, him and the... T-Rock, I asked where you were from because you're killing me because you got like you got like a whole-ass combination your Like Rhode Island, York, Austin. You sound like you're from Jersey, I know.

Speaker: I want to hear him say these. You combined all three, man. You got the New Yorker, the Austin, and and the Rhode Island accent.

Speaker: And they all mesh into one when you're talking. I'm like, what the fuck is this cat? know, I know. Yeah, well, most of the time I work in Boston, right? So...

Speaker: I lived in Massachusetts for about seven years, so kind of mixed. But, I mean, the town I grew up grew up in, Johnston, Rhode Island, ah what's his name? You know the DJ? What's his name? DJ Paulie D or whatever?

Speaker: He went to my high school. Oh, yeahs yeah. He was in my little sister's town. Wow, that's cool. You know? So we all talk kind of like we sound like we're from New York, but it's it's Rhode Island. It's a small town called Johnston.

Speaker: And even the French kids sound Italian. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Definitely New York. Definitely Boston. And you got that that that Rhode Island accent, too. here you You were throwing me off, man. I was like,

Speaker: i um'm um I'm about to make fun of Boston, but I don't know if T-Roc's going get offended. But they're the same time. want to make fun of some... New York Italians.

Speaker: And I feel like when I make fun of New York Italians, you're like, I know that guy. Oh, no, it. I started, what, five years ago on YouTube?

Speaker: i I was on the Angel Gotti show. I used to be on our panel like every night, making her laugh. right but that that old mo no That whole mob genre is blown out of whack now. It's all trolls.

Speaker: that It's all wannabes. It's all wannabes, man. Exactly. It really is. yeah And they all want to know, you know, who's this, who's that, who's your who you related to. this is I'm like, you know, we weren't brought up like that.

Speaker: Truthfully, we were brought up. We don't talk about we'll talk about cousin this and that. You know, that was unheard of. and Most of my cousins have passed away. Yeah.

Speaker: yeah i will i will ah will I will say that and I knew some people. I was associated with some people that had the connections and the ties. and you know Here in Ohio where I'm at, Youngstown, Cleveland, and whatnot, I mean, you know the the mob and the mafia ran deep. love No, no, no. I'm in central Ohio.

Speaker: But i i was i was I had associates from that area, friends. One thing you know, don't talk. If you do, you got cover the lip it. You got to talk like this. don't know. yeah, yeah.

Speaker: i mean well if you do you got a cutf because the lip breezes you gotta talk like this i don't know no yeah yeah yeah admit you don't You don't brag about being from a family or knowing a family. or or but I drop some names that would stop some people. but ah you know um but yeah know these these these young these These young Thundercats now, they're like, oh, my name is Frankie Gambino and I'm blah, blah, blah. Shut up. No, you're not.

Speaker: No, yeah they really do. They go on and on about it. Oh, yeah. They even manifest stories and all this stuff. and then And then they don't realize we want to see receipts.

Speaker: We don't fuck around. You don't just make stuff up. Yeah. Yeah. ge yeah

Speaker: Yeah, it's calm calm down calm down. Calm down, little Leroy. Little Leroy Smith. You ain't got no Italian connections. Shut ass up. Leroy!

Speaker: Once again. my Bruce Leroy. Bruce Leroy. What do you used to say to him? He used to say something to him all the time.

Speaker: ah your ah You gotta fight me. You wanted to fight him all the time. Yeah, you always wanted to fight him. Who's the master?

Speaker: Chona.

Speaker: own crew, that dude. And he looked like, what's his name? I swear to God, he was... yeah

Speaker: yeah show has the whole I love that I want to introduce that movie to my girlfriend so bad. I used to think Buster Rhymes and Shogun was the same guy.

Speaker: we yeah all i never put that together, but yeah. For years. Yes. yeah i don't know why. I thought it was the same dude, man. For years.

Speaker: like I started like going back and like, okay, let me go back to like, ah what was that group he was in before he was Busta Rhymes?

Speaker: Flipmouth Squad. ah Flipmouth Squad. Yeah, yeah, yeah. oh yeah hu y'all in check

Speaker: I'm like, man, that's fucking Busta Rhymes. Woo-ah.

Speaker: He's gonna try to do Al Pacino and I hold on have to he's gonna try to do a albucino and i just fucked it all my my ex wife was a who ah

Speaker: but boom i make a coffee i gotta make a coffee all that what he says martin man a tra called quest Guy Paul Quest, that's what I was trying to think of. yeah That's... Yeah.

Speaker: Yep. That's back in the day. It was on that Ninja Turtles movie, and like one day I was just sitting here, and I hear him, and he's like, can I kick it? I'm just like, can I kick it?

Speaker: Yeah, can I kick it?

Speaker: James Buster Douglas, born 1960, Columbus, Ohio.

Speaker: Oh, wow. I don't know why James Buster Douglas just popped up on my... Damn. He was a boxer, right? My man.

Speaker: Yeah. My man was 38 and 6 in his career. Wow. That ain't bad. That ain't bad at all. He's got the... first time he um he's got the um Oh, my phone's listening to me. That's why it popped up.

Speaker: Yeah, of course it is. that They're all listening to us. It's crazy. I'll be talking about pasta vazu. The next thing you know, my phone's showing me recipes for pasta vazu.

Speaker: It's crazy.

Speaker: There we go, Glick. I found it. Oh, here it is. He's got it, Glick. Glick, you're frozen. Look at this. Yeah, Glick has been frozen.

Speaker: Yeah, Glick has been frozen. All I could be with this sorrow let me breathe. Come, sing!

Speaker: Yeah, man. See? That just made my heart hurt. Watching that. Yeah, it hurt. It hurt a lot. I'm not as i' not as talented as those guys, man.

Speaker: ah Just trying to stay cool there, man.

Speaker: Those are all this

Speaker: You said like you underestimate yourself a little bit. Now these kids are crazy man with their vocal runs. I you have no idea how many times it took me.

Speaker: Yeah. Practice. Actually pretty sure that I took me like I tried. i did like takes of those live. for like a whole two days, had to stop, let my voice rest, and then on the third day, I finally got one take right. I was like, oh my gosh.

Speaker: Wow.

Speaker: Hitting those high notes are not easy. yeah That's all there is to damn it. i want my own theme music. going to have to make it. beautiful I agree, because when you try, it when I try, you almost choke up.

Speaker: It almost chokes you up. like Try to hit yeah those notes. Well, T-Rock, you don't do it. earlier You have such a nice voice. Like, very, very interesting voice. I would like you to narrate like my next album, for sure.

Speaker: Well, so, I never got into... I mean, I'm i'm very artistic, right? I could draw, a paint, I play the drum, different... Do you play the drums?

Speaker: Well, the dumbass. It's like a hand drum. Yeah, yeah. My dumbass. But... I can't read music, and I've never actually learned how to sing professionally, right? But my cousin is actually, she does jazz and blues for years.

Speaker: And she told me years ago, she's like, oh, if you smoke cigarettes, you can get like a deeper voice or whatever. So I started smoking it. I was smoking anyways.

Speaker: I figured, oh maybe someday I'll be a singer, right? But I never... even tried. I can't. I'm so burnt, I can't remember the lines.

Speaker: See, that's what sucks about my small town, man.

Speaker: Like, you play your own uniform, they just stare at you. Really? Yeah, we've got this one band from Smoke Rings. They're on a different level, and they...

Speaker: It's all kind of man's. right yeah We used to outplay him all the time and me and their guitar player are real good friends and he would get so mad because compared to like their level of talent, our fans dropped.

Speaker: Maybe I should get into commercials or something. I think that would be great, man. You could do commercials, no problem. I can do this. You can definitely do that. What's that? What am I

Speaker: Glick's not even listening any of us. He's in a he's reading the news. like What am I doing commercially? Listen, I always thought I'd make a good Kojak. I could be like the next Kojak. Yeah.

Speaker: Yeah. We get lollipop.

Speaker: I think that that's possible, man. I say chase it. I say go for it, Brian. I just turned 50, so I'm not going to lose anything wow does it doesn't work out. Bro, you're 50? What the hell?

Speaker: Yeah, April 26th. They just turned it. Jeez, man. What's the secret? and Can you please tell me? It's got to be like... um nick I'm a mix, right? So I'm like Greek, Lebanese, Italian, and Sicilian.

Speaker: So I think it's the Spartan... I think it's the Spartan genes, like the Greek. Yeah. don't know. It could be... i don't know. Who the frick knows?

Speaker: You're like every season you have on my spaghetti, man. Exactly. yeah you're like It's like, you're going to put Romano on it. you gonna um yeah I meant to compliment you.

Speaker: that's That was a compliment. Joke's on you, son. I'm 88 years old. e Wow. Jeez. it's just a yeah That's Sasquatchian blood.

Speaker: our times twenty four He's older than that if he's Sasquatch, dude. He's freaking ancient. Shut up. I'll be 45 in October, you squeaking slut.

Speaker: so I got you. you got any birthday plans there? Maybe a who good another your trip to that Hawaiian island probably, huh? That's where you you're thinking of going. And then ladies that I was there with last time, they're going to be really old. But you know what? Sometimes you got to

Speaker: sometimes you got to hit that you got hit that old po nani with the old <unk> got again is going move away see ah spin on we're gonna move the webs over Move the car. Get at ran into Hawaii?

Speaker: getter in guidter do awesome how awkward would that be if you if you went to hawaii and you actually ran into one Oh, my God. You got to take a photo.

Speaker: You got to take a photo, man. God. That would be hilarious, dude.

Speaker: market floor how about oh my go

Speaker: love beach clear dude Where the hell did Lazy go? He just took off. He just did. Lazy has been repeated for so long long.

Speaker: Earlier, earlier, Lazy was on here, and he and he came back from making a drink and taking a piss, and he was just like, he was sitting here like this, and I said, Lazy, you're either falling asleep or you're snorting coke.

Speaker: Yeah.

Speaker: He'll fall asleep on the stream, like straight up. I've seen him fall asleep recently. Oh, I love the way cocaine smells. Oh, shit.

Speaker: Poor shaman has had to carry the show because he's like snoring in the back room. Really? Yeah. i love I'd love to catch that.

Speaker: Oh, that's great. He fell asleep. He had a whole ah almost 12, 13-hour stream on, ah what was it, Rumble before? Is it Rumble?

Speaker: I know my may chocolate i i know a man Shaka passed out hard as fuck one night. He was live on YouTube. And and i was in that I was in there like when he started. I was in the chat. and I think I was up on the panel that night.

Speaker: And then the next morning, i woke up and Chaco was in his chair and he was just like

Speaker: like... I don't know how long it had been going. You talked in your sleep and you did that. um my man Chaco was gone to the world.

Speaker: mama. No, mama. so mama oh

Speaker: No, mean, I'm not going to bust too many balls um because I may or may not have fallen asleep on a stream or two in my time.

Speaker: I mean, it's going to happen. I haven't caught you going to sleep. Now, you haven't caught me asleep, but I have. When I was on Periscope, man, I passed out one time, and I woke up like four hours later while I was still going. There was like 500 people in there.

Speaker: and I woke up, and I was just like, dude, I shit you not i like i woke up I was like... Oh shit, I fell asleep What's it been, like five minutes And I went and grabbed a beer out of the refrigerator And came back and everybody was like You've been out for like the last four hours comment They just watched you sleep By the way That's fucking creepy They were chatting amongst themselves But the crazy part about it was So this was on Periscope And this is when I lived in Charleston So I fell asleep standing up With a beer in my hand

Speaker: ah leaned up against my pool table. I was up against my pool table and I just fell asleep like this. and When I woke up, I was like, oh, shit, I think I fell asleep, guys.

Speaker: My bad. I took a drink of my beer and it was almost gone, so I went and heard another one. That is crazy, man. They broke up and out for four hours. I'm like, y'all been in here for the last four hours while I was asleep?

Speaker: They're like, whoa. like they were like They were all chatting amongst themselves. They were like, we were waiting for you to fucking drop your beer, fall off the pool table. You didn't fucking budge. You just stone cold, just standing up, sound asleep, just holding your beer, just You never dropped beer?

Speaker: Never dropped my beer. No. That's one thing I can always count on. know what I'm saying? You never dropped that beer. You know what I'm saying? I woke up and I thought that I'd only been asleep for a few minutes and I woke up the first thing I did was fucking finish. That's amazing.

Speaker: yeah now what's amazing I used to do some fucking long-ass streams, and Rocky attest to this, because i did 36-hour stream one time on TikTok. I didn't even realize. I didn't even can realize.

Speaker: Just fucking drinking this. I'm trying to tell you, it was so lit. There was like I think that's the first one where there was like thousands of people in there. It was so lit. Oh, man.

Speaker: And that's what I was used to on Periscope. Like, I would have anywhere from 1,000 to 3,000 people on my Periscopes every Saturday night. it will wash it It was It was lit. It was so lit. That night he's talking about specifically, that, well, it was a couple nights.

Speaker: It was lit, dude. Like, i even I was staying up trying to, like, fight sleep. I fell asleep at like 8 o'clock in the morning. Woke up at 2. He's still going. like Jump in. We run again all the way to 6 o'clock again. it was so dope. That 36-hour stream, that's and I still have the shirt because it's the TPG shirt. It's the Tiny Pecker Gang t-shirt.

Speaker: but We were talking about having tiny peckers, and one of the girls in my late in my stream, she made shirts. Are you shitting me? Yeah. yeah What do you think is the world record for for my best time? Oh, it was Kai Sinat.

Speaker: Kai Sinat. Yeah, probably. It was like something like three weeks or something continuously. Yeah, one yeah yeah i don't yeah yeah but Kai was going to bed and stuff like that. Like, I could do a 24-hour stream and not sleep with ease.

Speaker: Mm-hmm. I've done 24 hour streams. My longest, my longest has been like 36, 38 hours straight. No sleep drinking the entire time. Just fucking crazy.

Speaker: ain't doing that shit. Holy shit. Yeah, it was good. it was good to be a part of the T-Rock. Like I, as I'm just a fan. i got It was really dope. I got a chance to like see one of my favorite streamers at the time. Freaking go 36 hours. It was dope.

Speaker: And then I met him in real life. you know that's ah That's a warning to all of you guys listening to the podcast. Don't meet your heroes. just so just Fuck you, Rocky. Yeah. no My buddies all just met up in Buffalo the other day. They had ball.

Speaker: But I've missed two of those already. i just The way life is, sometimes you're too busy. Yeah, man. seems i gotta to get out there I don't think I have that shit in me anymore. but i mean, when there's 3,000 people watching, yeah, you'd be crazy the to end the live.

Speaker: You would be crazy at NY. Like, Periscope used to be... It was lit, man. Way easy back in the day. And that's like, were we're we're just now back on X. So, like, if you're watching on X, y'all, don't be don't be shy. Like, chime in.

Speaker: Jump over to the YouTube channel. Like, Don't be shy, but no, like, I want to do a 24-hour stream, but I want to do, like, some something for charity where people are donating money, and I want to hit up, like, charity.

Speaker: I'll perform. I'll perform, Glenn. Well, that's just it. I was saying that about a month ago. I'm like, we got to do, like, a truck-a-thon. common um I'm to have all different acts show up.

Speaker: I got a guy that swallows knives. I got yeah but banana heads that do comedy. I got rock bands. For real. right every comfortable I want to do something for charity, but I mean, at the end of the day, going to do something for charity and I'm going to do a 24 hour st stream.

Speaker: First and foremost, it's charity. Y'all got to come up off the wallet at the end of the day. But also at the same time, I got to get over the fact that I don't want to be an asshole. I don't want to i don't want to feel like a D-bag because i'm goingnna if I'm doing a 24-hour stream, I'm going to reach out to my friends like Rocky, Jules,

Speaker: ah kissing lilith some of the comedians got on my show on my on my shows and i'll be like hey you guys come up you perform maybe do a five minute set if you're a comedian i know it's not what you're normally used to but it's it's for charity and you know what i mean and i'll and and like i don't have 24-hour streams in me anymore but if if if we're gonna do it for charity Then I'm going to lock in. I'm going to make sure that the kids aren't here.

Speaker: I'm going to make sure that I take Monday off work. I'm probably going to take Friday off work. going have me a four-day-ass weekend so I can prepare and be ready to go sleep for hours deep.

Speaker: and and And at the end of the day, also, the sad part about it is I'm also going to drink. I'm going to drink most of the time. But I'm also going to be eaten, so I'm gonna i'm not going to be shy. like and get it Maybe if I can get a couple of the local restaurants here in town that give me free food and and and bring me free food and maybe have their people come on and represent them. so you know they they they went Because at the end of the day, ladies and gentlemen, the third best podcast in all of Ohio is the Nonsensical Network.

Speaker: What? And all of Ohio, with all the Buckeye podcasts out there, we're number three, baby. We're number three, baby. Welcoming to the stage.

Speaker: He's a man with a beanie and a great beard. He has been waiting in the sidelines, just listening to Lick talk about nonsense, but What can you expect? Welcome to the stage! Hey, Devil! Welcome up!

Speaker: How are you? up, bro? How you doing? dude! What is up, man? Dude, you're looking good, man. Yeah, try to get there one day at a time.

Speaker: How's it going to be me? me You're looking good, bro. Man, for real. You're looking good. You're looking clean. You're looking healthy. Thanks, man. Yeah, just been working, working, and working. but

Speaker: Hell yeah. You back home now? Ladies and gentlemen, tune in here on the, on the but what what ah when is it? The no, no, the on Glick's House house Music.

Speaker: and we i jde now We'll actually get to have a conversation without some douchebag chiming in and fucking up the whole interview. the Very nice.

Speaker: How's everybody on here? My bad. Cheers. um click You said Ohio. um Have you ever seen those those the underground train tracks and stuff that they made that they ended up using?

Speaker: Subway they have supposedly underground? um um No, I've never seen it. However, I have seen the Underground Railroad.

Speaker: Okay. Oh, yeah, no that's down in Cincinnati. They were goingnna do they were going to do a subway in Cincinnati. But, in all seriousness, a big part of the Underground Railroad, you know, slaves escaping to freedom, came through Ohio.

Speaker: And I've actually been in some of the, I've actually met some of those tunnels. That's wild. That's crazy. As my man Smoke would say, that's wild work. the Yes, sir.

Speaker: For sure. Yeah. But I know what you're talking about. Yeah, that's down in Cincy. Yeah, saw some videos on the and the YouTubes a couple months back. I never heard of it. And the girl I was talking to at the time was telling me because lived in Ohio. I'm like, yeah I got to look this up.

Speaker: Sure enough, there's guys that like ventured into the tunnel and they walked a couple miles. it was like four or five miles. tunnels. Yeah, they yeah they they were doing a... I can't believe they never put it to work.

Speaker: Yeah, they were going to do a subway here down at Cincy and whatnot, and they lost funding. on i think i think this I think this summer, um make sure you guys are are following and and and subscribed and turning notifications on, because I think this summer, my girlfriend and I are going to do some urban exploring here around Ohio. We're also going to check out some haunted locations and whatnot as part of our show that her and I do together, Beyond the Veil. We're going to check out some places. I'm to get out of here for the night.

Speaker: i got Mother's Day tomorrow for this night. I'm up to Mother's Day to your lovely wife, Pat. No problem. I'm not up to that. tell

Speaker: Much love to you, brother. Appreciate you being here, man. Thanks, man. Have a nice show tonight. Don't let your mute know. Look on music, bro.

Speaker: Look on my music. Hell yeah. All right, man. Cheers. See you, sir, Pat. You guys have a great night, bro. Hanging out with us tonight.

Speaker: We

Speaker: leah will see on the flip, buddy. yeah I love Sir Batman. He's a good dude, dude. ah'll Take him out, sir. Right.

Speaker: Oh, God. Is there going to be going to like haunted places? Oh, yeah. I love them. i love em

Speaker: Oh, the audio went out. Hold on. I might have to refresh. We're going to check some out. Like I said, I think this summer her and I are going, hey, baby. Is it snacky time? Oh.

Speaker: but kind of the Yeah, I think this summer we're going to do some urban exploring and some haunted locations and all that good stuff. So we'll we'll definitely film it.

Speaker: We're going to film it and we're going to I mean, and anybody anybody in the listening area, I think we've talked about a couple of people joining us. I know, I think i think September we're going to, um I got to ask her when she comes out and she's going to look at me because she's half to asleep like I'm retarded.

Speaker: I think in September we're going to Trans-Allegheny.

Speaker: This a place near me. It's near St. Louis. It's an Alton, Illinois called the McPike Mansion. Oh, yeah yeah. I know what you're talking about. I actually ah may allegedly broke in there.

Speaker: don't know you're talking about. but i got i can already glory it's on i actually have a picture of a ghost. I swear to God. I have

Speaker: yeah you got fish goes Oh, ands yeah. Yeah, it's like clear as day, too. oh yeah. Nice.

Speaker: see you down there. I nothing. I know nothing. I see nothing. heard nothing.

Speaker: i know nothing i know nothing i see nothing i heard nothing joness which is exactly what the king of the island said when Glick left Hawaii with those girls.

Speaker: He wanted to make sure he didn't leave any evidence behind. As the old man says, use the rubber. you let's cover I sent you the picture Messenger Glick.

Speaker: Yeah, he had he had Oprah and and the rock burned down the house. What is it?

Speaker: Oh no. Oh, I'm sorry. Kayla is just now finding out about Glick's trip to the white paradise with the multiple women.

Speaker: Kayla, can you chime in and share your thoughts regards to Glick's Sasquatching territory? hu so Oh shit, that's wild Jay.

Speaker: Kayla has decided not to leave remark ladies and gentlemen, but stay tuned. We might have some fight footage coming to you next. ro wanted to techollic meaning Shut up Rocky. We're not going to trans-Olegany. We're going to Waverly.

Speaker: Jesus. God damn, I was 16 when I was in Hawaii Rocky. Oh my God. I'm tired of your lies and your false accusations.

Speaker: Speaking of false accusations, there is a news report coming out tonight that J-Double actually joined him on the island. J-Double, do you have any thoughts to say?

Speaker: No comment, no comment. J-Double is absolutely a master when it comes to avoiding the media attention. He's the top one dog.

Speaker: don't even think J-Devil was born when i was on the island. was born in 95. You might have been made on the island.

Speaker: Oh, I got an idea. It's Click Junior. Just in, J-Devil Click's son from one of the girls on the island. now, coming out, DNA results have confirmed. Finally found Dad. He has found his father. Click, what do you have to say to your son? I got it, I got it. Perfect cue, perfect executions leaving the field. kid Newports in milk.

Speaker: Will we see him again? who knows? Stay tuned. Nope. He said it was just a fishing trip. but

Speaker: Oh, no. couldn't avoid the idea as soon as he was was he born on the island? No, it can be. Perfect. No, just the conjugal visit on the island. just the conjugal visit.

Speaker: Don't worry, Jerry. As soon as I get back from getting these new ports in this gallon milk, we'll play catch. He's going to explain. Yeah. That gallon of milk is going to take the entire lifetime to come back for. I can assure you, Jay, he is not returning. He is not coming back to the show.

Speaker: Now the new host of the new sensical, the non-sensical network, J-Devil. J-Devil. Taking over for my father. yeah Take for your He just brought it He just didn't know, man.

Speaker: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Nonsensical Nonsense right here on the Nonsensical Network. right you Go ahead and hit us with a like, share, and a subscribe. Follow us, bio.link slash Nonsensical Network. All them links is there. And if you want to support the shows and if you like what you see here, well, go ahead and hit me up on the Cash App.

Speaker: Click, click 13. Hit it.

Speaker: There you go. If you don't like it, kiss my ass because what did you see? What did you get? That's right. Yeah. Give me your monies. As Glick Jr. says.

Speaker: Yeah. As my favorite wrestler says, send me your human monies. Yes.

Speaker: You are cursed. Glick, you ever hear of the Storm Brothers? Ever hear of the Storm Brothers? Storm Brothers? Why does say that sound so familiar?

Speaker: It was like a... ah These guys wrestled and and from like New England. They had like their own little wrestling chapter. Oh, they were one of the independent scenes?

Speaker: Yep. Yeah, Storm Brothers. My buddy was one of those guys. They tried to get me into wrestling. I just... I'm not good with pain.

Speaker: No, I'm pretty good with pain, but that shit's... That will beat the hell out of you. Was it wrestling or wrestling? Wrestling. just

Speaker: Yeah, those slaps, those things actually hurt. ah yeah the chops The chops are real, man. The chops are real. Yeah, I decided I'm a lover, not a player. I i once upon a i'm once upon a time dabbled in the in the wrestling world.

Speaker: A little local scene here in in the area. i had a friend of mine who was a wrestler, and they had little tag team, and then they they split up.

Speaker: The storyline was they split up and had a feud, and my buddy needed a bodyguard. that interfered and got involved. And he was like, God damn Glick, you're a big sumbitch.

Speaker: You want to be a part of it And I was like, fuck yeah, man. I love wrestling. And, you know, I got to do a little bit, got to do a little bit of a little bit. And it was fun, man. I'm not going to lie.

Speaker: It was fun. and And for a minute I was like, man, I want to do this. um But, yeah, it it was cool. It was it was a cool experience, you know getting in the ring and and said i just oh and I Just oh Life gets in the way sometimes you just um and yeah life gets in the way and I wish I could ah I go I wish I could continued to pursue it but That was it was a fun little experience, you know, it's an experience I can say I had

Speaker: you know Getting to be the bad guy, getting to be the heel. and Because my buddy, when when his when his tag team broke, like his partner became the baby face and he became the heel.

Speaker: and then i got to And as the bodyguard slash enforcer, was like, I get to be the heel. I got to talk on the mic a couple times, which was not my favorite thing to do. Oh, shit.

Speaker: i and I got to get on the mic and talk a little shit. and i got to I got to be an asshole to the to the crowd. and It was crazy. yeah Then he found out he couldn't be naked and in the mud. Then he's like, I'm done. yeah yeah know Even though I was the bad guy. I don't know. It was crazy because even though I was the bad guy, the the crowd still loved me. some of was cool.

Speaker: you know They would boo me and then they would cheer me. and Then they would... like Chant stupid little catchphrases that I actually have a professional wrestler that follows me on Instagram our truth.

Speaker: Oh, hell yeah, dude. I love follow me on Instagram Wow, that's awesome Ron. Yeah, I was like he hell. Yeah, then scratch my head same time. Like wait, what what why does he follow me and then he's never said anything. I was like, oh, at least he watches wal Watches you Maybe you might be from St. Louis I don't know. I know he's done a couple things in St. Louis before. I know he got slammed through a table by John Cena in St. louis Louis. busy and Well, he never forgot.

Speaker: He never forgot, J-Dowell. He said, let me add this guy from the city that pisses me off the most. I remember that time. I'll never forget that table. It was real.

Speaker: of a bitch. It was real. Wrestling's radio. Well, sometimes they sometimes they slip in a real chair. You know you never know. Real feelings get hurt.

Speaker: Yeah, yeah. Real feelings hurt.

Speaker: I'm telling you, though. Dusty, I mean Goldust, and forget his name, the younger brother. They do not get along. Oh, you're talking about Cody.

Speaker: Cody. Cody. Because back then he was like rock star or something. He had a different name. When I met them. Yeah. But yeah, they were arguing back then.

Speaker: He's like, yeah, he's that kid's too cocky. He's like, speaking of cocky, Glick coming through again another trip to the island.

Speaker: Verified proof is showing up here at 10. Stay tuned. Stay comfortable. Oh, shit. Oh yeah, Mr. Macho Glick He was on the island But he was only 16 years old He wants to keep lying about that He keeps lying about it He was not 16 They were 16 You had too many drinks, bro You wanted to snap into it You went in a snap into a couple of prospects. Oh, man, you sound good. That's actually pretty good. I'm not going to lie, dude. You sound good.

Speaker: i feel like i'm not I'm not impressions guy, but if I were to do it, I kind of nailed a macho man, Randy Savage. Macho man is my guy, man. I love i mean, we we listen to him enough. We've got to able to freaking... Get him down pat.

Speaker: yeah Just like i i like Hogan. or Or how about the other guy? yeah The Undertaker. The Paul Bearer guy. your Fucking Paul Bearer. thought that dude was dope. I mean, I thought he was dope. He was. He did a good job.

Speaker: ah peter arms did a good job How about Mean Gene? Whatever the fuck happened to Mean Gene? Holy shit. Mean Gene's still fucking alive and kicking somehow, some ways.

Speaker: Wow. ah Let me tell you something, brother. Listen here, Mean Gene. I can't do a Hogan. Fucking Hogan. Hogan is a twat.

Speaker: I can't stand Hogan. Never was a Hogan in that.

Speaker: Yeah, he went south. i like I liked him for a little bit, but then I found out what really happened between the Sheik and the Giant and him, and I started disliking him.

Speaker: Yeah, never never was a Hogan fan. He's a douche.

Speaker: What about the Ultimate Warrior, man? Oh, that guy. Unbelievable. That guy, man. Like I you said, man, he's going to my favorite growing up. He's definitely one of the favorites. Yeah. yeah My top five, man. like I'm even going to say all all time. I'm going to say when I was a kid.

Speaker: It was Macho Man, and this is not in any particular order. Macho Man, Ultimate Warrior, Sting, Original Sting, Surfer Sting, with the police blonde hair and the and the neon tights and everything like that. Oh, what about the guy?

Speaker: and D. Diamond Dallas Page. yeah i know doubt like My top five when I was a kid growing up, like I said, no particular order. Macho Warrior, Sting.

Speaker: Ric Flair, I love Ric Flair. I know you weren't allowed to like Ric Flair. I've actually met Ric Flair and hung out with Ric Flair. yeah and stonewa Wow, you must have got wrecked. Yeah, Stone Cold Steve Austin will always be my number one favorite wrestler forever.

Speaker: ah Come on, what about Sgt. Slaughter? Oh, fuck yeah, dude. Are you kidding me? This guy's got the belts and everything. This is a full-size replica of the Smokin' Skull. With the...

Speaker: Wow, snake skin. Look at that shit. This And I gotta say, didn't buy this. Did you do fight with the snake? Did you do fight with the snake? Did you do fight with the snake?

Speaker: Did you do fight with the snake? Did you fight with the snake? Is that where you share that picture I just sent you, Glick? Yeah, I think so. I got to say shout out to my man um

Speaker: Smoke from Sunday Night Smoke podcast right here on YouTube. He actually had this belt and he sent it to me because the other reason he it to me was because, A, I'm a huge Stone Cold fan, but um he had some shit go down in the streaming world and and everybody bailed on him.

Speaker: Everybody bailed on him. And I didn't because that's my guy. and The Stone Cold said so. And T-Rock or Trot, you know, man, you don't you don't bail on your people. love to Loyalty goes a long fucking way.

Speaker: and he was and And when all the smoke cleared and all the bullshit cleared and the only one that was standing was still me, he was like, hey, got to send you something, dude. And I was like, ah you don't have to send me nothing, dude. You're my guy.

Speaker: Like, you're my dude. He's a New Yorker. Yeah, but you showed your true colors. so So he was like, hit me up with that address. so I sent him my address. And then a few weeks later, that came in the mail, and I about lost my goddamn mind.

Speaker: He was like, dude, if anybody deserves that belt, it's you. He was like, because you're the epitome of, like, fuck everybody. I'm here for the real ones. And if you ain't real, I ain't got time for it.

Speaker: So and that's one of, mean, these these two belts behind me are custom made. These are network shit. But, good man, this shit means the world to me. That belt right there, that stone cold belt means the world to me.

Speaker: Yeah, you know, it's really good when friends stick by your side for 10 plus years and then reward you when everyone abandons you. Lifelong, young friends, whatever, they all abandoned. But there's one person who sticks by your side, a best man even, through it all.

Speaker: always there and gets nothing nothing but talk but but shit talked about because it took 10 years to get an album out. I'm not talking about me, bro. I'm just saying in and i general though it's how how How would you feel if you had a friend like that and then you turned around and made up lies about him on an island?

Speaker: What would you do? Speaking of which, it is time, ladies and gentlemen. The image is here. All locals chasing the Sasquatchian through the streets of the island.

Speaker: All the kids and boys wanted in on what the girls were having, but they were having none of it. Like, running for his life.

Speaker: that's that's what i That's what I get for being Rocky's biggest fan for 10 plus years. The secret's out. He spreads lies. The only thing missing from this photo is J-Devil with a bottle of milk.

Speaker: and Why is that the picture? Sharks chasing after his daddy, asking for attention. Nope. Nope. and why things why Why are there little Cambodian boys chasing him?

Speaker: They're all his kids. Those are all his children he's made with the other chicks on the island. but what They're pissed.

Speaker: Oh, no. You never came back with girl. Exactly what I'm talking about. friend who stands by your side for 10 plus years this encourages you tells you how great you are has him up on his podcast and this is a favor this is how you return the favor you accuse him of bullshit you you make up ai and you make him look like a clown damn

Speaker: Man. You know, I would have loved the spinner title. That's all I'm saying. Thanks, Rocky. Thanks, Rocky. um i'm just I'm just saying I'm glad I've been your friends for so long. I've been so supportive for so long. And then you spread these lies and this false narrative about me.

Speaker: I am simply just a reporter of the news. I only report what has been given to me. It hurts my soul. I told you that out of confidence.

Speaker: I thought what we had was real. Now I know. Now I know. Now I know. Now I ah

Speaker: know. i know i thought i thought what we had was real and and and now i know now i know now i know the tools and He went to

Speaker: You should write in my coattails like everybody else to fame while I'm left in the dust. Thanks man Rocky Wow Speaking of being left in the dust another angle of the photo is now available for purchase sky Yeah, I want you guys all to witness look at the gallon of gold They're all holding as they chase their father father's got on those Nike Jordan shorts. He is ready to run.

Speaker: He is not letting those little bastards catch him today. Not not today. What the fuck? That's just not right. We got them all 2% out.

Speaker: It was too!

Speaker: ah

Speaker: to

Speaker: Here's our guy, J. Devil, hanging out with the one and only nature boy, Rick Blair. Oh, that's sick, dude. That's a suck. Woo. Woo.

Speaker: Where was that at? Rocky, you remember last Saturday night? Rocky, you remember last Saturday night when we were talking about after I had my my little meltdown and the yeah the villain origin story? Yeah, so I heard about i heard about it Stories, lies, rumors, good. I've had enough now. It's my turn. No more Mr. Nice. That is sick, dude. ah You keep generating some fucking awesome covers, bro. like You've been on a roll. I'm just going to say that.

Speaker: Yeah. Shout out. Shout out, motherfuckers. That is pretty dope. That's what I do, baby. That's what I do. That's how I get down.

Speaker: Rocky with all his lies tonight. With all his breaking news lies. yeah i can't I can't. I don't even know, man. i Ten plus years. Nothing but a supporter. Everybody left him, and I was still there. and this Same here, buddy. I've been there. Not only that, but i' I've let him. i haven't even released the videos, bro. I've let him multiple times. My baby, the flagship show of the network, the the show that started the network right here on Saturday nights.

Speaker: nonsensical nonsense. I have let this guy host those shows when I'm not here. And this is how he treats me. This is how I get repaid. This is how I get repaid.

Speaker: um He's been on my music show multiple times. He was the first guest on Glick's House of Music. When I started interviewing musicians was Rock Lee. Rock Lee's been up multiple times.

Speaker: Speaking of being up on things, we have another photo to share with you guys. JDevil was hiding in the corner of this photo. had no clue he was there too.

Speaker: We have to make sure everybody sees he was also chasing after his father. Look at the fear in this man's eyes. What is up with that? What?

Speaker: what

Speaker: That's fucking funny as hell. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, man. This is fun. Look at the fur I love you, Glick. I love you, Glick. It's going to be something new, by the way. I'm just going to come up with something new for Glick. So here's the thing.

Speaker: Earlier tonight, i had I had Shaman and Jedi on here before everybody came up. and i was like hey guys congratulations for another week of not not being called out for being on the epstein files or the epstein list but really it's like it's definitely not like they paid me to do this yeah who needs friends who needs friends when you have guys like rocky in your life our enemies okay speaking of friends i'm just kidding i'm not doing any more

Speaker: Rocky, I hope you know there's people out there who are watching this right now. And I know you're watching it because I can see the numbers. And I know you guys are being shy and you're being scared. And that's okay.

Speaker: But I know there's... And I'm not talking to everybody who's watching right now because... If you're watching, you don't have to be shy. You're more than welcome to chat and then say hello. But I also know there's people that are out there watching right now, and they're going to take everything you've said and every picture you've posted tonight and be like, this is real.

Speaker: This is real. They're fucking idiots if they do that, bro. I told you guys. They live under bridges. They're called trolls. They're definitely going to run with it.

Speaker: They're not even trolls. They're just fucking losers who watch and then they, and then they go on their, They go on their fucking channels and talk shit. And the only reason they get views is because they put my name in their fucking title.

Speaker: Which is actually cool because then they come over to the network to watch him too. They like boost his views. He really was on an island in running from children while they chased him with gallons of milk. I'll even admit to it. I'll be like, yeah, totally.

Speaker: J-Devil still got the tickets from the flight. It's got up on the frame. I got the proof.

Speaker: This was the time I met my father. J-Devil's the worst son I never knew I had. Jesus. I got the second.

Speaker: yeah sorry Oh, my God. This is ridiculous. You guys are... I'm done. I quit. You can't quit, bro. You're not a quitter.

Speaker: I quit. You're not a Remember the 10 months you stood by his side? You're not in a quitter, Rock. You can do it, Rock.

Speaker: Come on, Glee. As I said, i mean I need a Mickey in my ear. I need Mick. Yeah. Catch the chicken. If you can catch the chicken rock, you can catch lightning.

Speaker: Right? mean i Now I gotta watch the Rocky movies again. I love those movies, man. ah You know what hurts my soul? all It hurts my soul. My girlfriend my girlfriend hates Sylvester Stallone and she hates the Rocky movies.

Speaker: her so What? i know you love What organization is she part of? She probably didn't like Paulie. Probably didn't. lot of people didn't like Paulie. hurts my soul. It hurts my soul. Because I love the Rocky movies, man. Every one of them.

Speaker: My favorite quote is from a Rocky movie. It's not how hard you can hit. It's about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward. Yeah, Balboa. Rocky 5 doesn't exist, Troc.

Speaker: Yeah, I think when he showed it, think that just... Rocky V never happened. that that's ah That's a Mandela effect. That's not even a real movie. Right. ah Okay. Yeah, yeah. Rocky never fought Tommy Morrison. Tommy Morrison's not even a real character. Yeah, that never happened. Yeah, that was kind of... It was just weird.

Speaker: It was like a trash-ass movie, and then like some odd years later, they did Balboa, and Balboa was awesome, and I love that speech that he said to his son. It was good.

Speaker: yep That was the best part of the movie was that speech. Yeah, man. No matter how many times you get knocked down, get back up. Yeah.

Speaker: I love that fucking speech, man. It speaks to my soul. That's like that's like the original lesson to Rocky, right? Yeah. That speech actually even, I can say, change like helped change my life.

Speaker: Yeah, man. It's it mean It really is. is not It doesn't matter how hard you hit. It matters how hard you can get hit and you get back up. oh want to take the hit He didn't say keep moving forward. I thought that's what he said.

Speaker: It's how many times you can get hit and keep moving forward. I sense a breaking news. eat I think I did that. Oh, no, Jeremiah. I was going to say, I did that. I did that.

Speaker: Good evening, guys. Ladies gentlemen and gentlemen, I am Brock Lee, your new official host of the nonsensical nonsense network after management decided that the previous anchor couldn't read Rocky lines correctly from his own movie recommendation. oh We're going go ahead and kick off tonight with multiple reports hitting you.

Speaker: But first, we will talk to the man, the man, the legend himself, the your ass.

Speaker: ah Hey, Glick, like like i mean I meant to say this last week. Last week when you did the the like intro that Fatu does You actually sound better than he does When he says it You should like record that and send that to me bro I will amp it up I swear I'll make you a theme song ah why i'm so on my theme song had all how long do i gotta wait for that theme so I'm doing you one better. Remember I told you that I was going to make the pair in WWE?

Speaker: Not only am I making the song, I'm making the song with your WWE wwe entrance on 2K25. Nice. and or into the what do you what do you what what what What Jacob Fatu line do you want?

Speaker: All breaks, no gas like you did last week. The whole thing. Oh, i don well, i did I just did it, man. It's... Hold um ho shao i on gonna double walk that ass. No gas. Glick.

Speaker: Bye.

Speaker: one yeah That's sick. There's more guttural there. The guttural is what makes it like dope. yeah I love the Samoan werewolf. I loved it when he was in this and the indie scene. yeah i was i was a goddamn lunatic when Jacob made his WWE debut, man. I lost my mind.

Speaker: I love the Samoan werewolf. I love you. nice Our first report tonight involves Glick's girlfriend, Kayla, who is reportedly seen staring into the distance for several minutes after hearing Glick say the sentence, Trust me, I have a system. Witness say this occurred moments before he unplugged the wrong equipment for his own show and somehow made the show go off air.

Speaker: Relationship experts confirm Kayla now responds to all of Glick's plans with, Oh, no, what now? Tune in to Glick with the latest in feedback. Glick, what do you have to say? Yeah.

Speaker: yeah No comment. No comment. No comment. a you guys be brothers

Speaker: you cannot seem to form complete second after watching w wv rocky at actually ro yeah macholi savage here oh him the cream of the proud way you guys could be brothers We are brothers. if he's not I don't know why he's going full shaman tonight with his fucking camera off, but if he turned his camera on, you'd see the family resemblance. We're brothers. and

Speaker: basic Basically identical to twins. Meanwhile, breaking developments from inside the Glick household tonight as his son, J-Devil, has allegedly reached what insiders are calling maximum disappointment level. Shores is close to the family, Glick. J-Devil recently watched his father lose an argument.

Speaker: and self-checkout machine and quietly whispered, why is this my dad? Why is this my dad? He has understanding on why the milk never made it home due to the fact that he is a self-checkout machine.

Speaker: J-Devil, what do you have to say about that?

Speaker: I'm sorry? J-Devil even though he was the one abandoned. kind of crazy. See, doesn't it just fuck you over the head? You were supposed to say got milk.

Speaker: but The only question left is got the milk. Perfect T-Rod way to end the segment. Four out of leather. The best part about it, right in the middle of your breaking news tracking, and I know you didn't hear it, J-Devil said, Uncle Rock. I'm trying so Oh my god. Oh man.

Speaker: This is one way to find out who your family is. I'm in fucking tears. yeah Wow. I want to be mad at Rocky so much right now, but this shit shit.

Speaker: ah Oh, I guess. Oh, my God. go in the smoke. Hold on. Oh, my God. I'm sorry for anybody who's still watching this. Hold on. to change avatar.

Speaker: I go change my habit thought i also really always have refuse watch this im really upset anybody who's watching this that they're not <unk> the or or exactly you should to do live paternity test readings Oh, God. That's going to be the next one.

Speaker: Yep. Lazy Jedi reading the frigging results. way J-Devil, you are not Glickson. I can see it now.

Speaker: yeah more Maury Povich come up. to Disappointment. Today in some news, J-Devil identified as not Glickson. Our many reports from the island. J-Devil must have been from Epstein himself. How does he feel about that? Stay tuned. We'll find out. We'll find out in the 19th.

Speaker: but and go you sign out on the night us music on may nineteen To find out if jane Devil is or is not

Speaker: duck his been booted unbelievable Click kicked out his only son. That's crazy. I mean, kicked out one of his sons. Sorry, I forgot. He has multiple kids. He has multiple. It's okay. Well, yeah, we saw them all running up the hill.

Speaker: I'm not sure what happened, but J-Devil back after a kick out from his old man. Kicked him out of the studio. Didn't want to see his face anymore and ran. J-Devil, how do you feel about that? Coming back into the scenes, getting comfortable on the panel, becoming one of us. had to and slap my mother for lying to me about my dad was.

Speaker: He wants a cage match. J-Devil's going to slap his mom next. Lie! J-Devil wants a cage match.

Speaker: J-Devil wants a cage match with his mother next. Oh, shit. oh shit You just said your mom will whoop your eyes no oh ass.

Speaker: I can't do it, man. You've got to wait. You've got to wait. Wait for this one. Take your breath and let it go. Today's news, J-Devil's woman actually siding with the mother of all people not standing by her man.

Speaker: Actually cheering on and training his mother to kick his ass in next week's cage match here on the Nonsensical Network. J-Devil, how do you feel having no support, no one caring, your father, Bambini, and your wife too? Yeah.

Speaker: yeah I'm still taking it it in. Stay tuned. The Royal Rumble. I just want to say, as the father here, just learning that Jay Devil's my son, um if if he would allow me, I would love to step in and be a part of his life. And teach you how to ride a bike, play a little catch, you know.

Speaker: i mean you This is his letter saying, please don't ask me for child support money. Oh gosh, you're taking it out of my mouth before I say it. ke Give him his first Next week during the cage match, and there may be a surprise entrant that comes in and saves J-Devil.

Speaker: Oh God. the only kid coming in to say J-Devil from his mother is probably going be one of other One of Klik's other children from the island coming in to save him next.

Speaker: Oh, him we actually have an exclusive right now with the girlfriend. I saw her in the background. You cannot run. Get back over Come back over.

Speaker: How? We have to interview you. We have to interview you. Go

Speaker: hard It's okay. We're patient over here. i What the fuck news? Too bad you had to. She ran. Just like his father did many years ago, his wife running away from him.

Speaker: From ago.

Speaker: Rocky, during the he needs to work for tm z thank during the cage match, when J-Devil is down and out, and everybody thinks he's going to lose, all of a sudden, usher Usher's daddy's home kicks. Oh, my daddy's home.

Speaker: Oh, no. Oh, my God.

Speaker: Diddy's going to come in with a save with that Johnson and Johnson. That is so funny. Oh my gosh. Daddy's home starts playing and Glick shows up. see Oh my gosh. That's scary. But it's all a plot, by the way, because he gets inside.

Speaker: He gets in the ring, but he's a complete heel, by the way. He just starts kicking around. What? Kicking the way he did with the fetus. Quick assisting the mom with an ass taking. He is kicking his ass down. I would never let my son down like that. I would definitely be on his side.

Speaker: Hashtag the abortion. first prostitute. get i his i hit that I hit that dirty slut with a glick bottom. Bang! Right in the middle the ring.

Speaker: And I rolled J-Devil on top of her for the one. ah And the finishing move at the coat hanger. yeah Oh no! And other news.

Speaker: It's actually going to be

Speaker: at the batch this Saturday.

Speaker: snap The bash of the beach havoc. Everybody on this panel is going to hell. 100%. The same coat hanger.

Speaker: to Not even a new one, the same one. It's the same one. It still has all of the remnants on it. Oh my God.

Speaker: Poor Glick. Poor Glick, poor me. You lived. You're the boy who lived.

Speaker: Holy oh Sorry, T-Rock, for um but putting you in the middle of all of this. but like this You're definitely going to have to somehow become part of the story.

Speaker: You know, this is the crazy thing. I imagine people telling their friends, like, hey, man, you guys should really check out the Nonsensical Network. Why should we check out the Nonsensical Network? Well, you should watch every other show except for Saturday night. But what happens on Saturday night?

Speaker: I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

Speaker: Saturday Night We're having cage match You definitely should tune in I'm coming in like this yeah There he is yeah yeah no Yeah Well not to watch Saturday Night But they they they have to watch Saturday Night Why do they have to watch Saturday Night Because It's like a goddamn tree. Because on Saturday nights, it's the only way to get the latest and greatest updates of what's going on in Clicks and Ventures out on the island.

Speaker: The only time you'll ever have anything reported here on What the Fuck News. We pop up every once in a while on Saturday nights. J-Devil trying to disguise himself from his father so he'll pay attention to all of them. Yeah.

Speaker: He's trying to be me begging for attention, Dad.

Speaker: I'm a skeleton. No, I should just say I'm dead to

Speaker: not Family resemblance, Dad. did not expect that. That's awesome. I'm half-fetched, Dad.

Speaker: Shows broccoli that don't mean shit yeah shows you Wow. A sad update coming to you guys. I just found out I'm Click Sun 2. And somehow, somehow, I'm so torn up about this, ladies and gentlemen.

Speaker: I don't know. thought you were my brother. Wait, wait, wait. We have more news coming in. T-Rock also Click Sun confirmed by DNA testing. I don't know how that's even going.

Speaker: says the island I'm over here spreading my fucking Glick semen like I'm a goddamn bumblebee. I'm pollinating everywhere. all you today How does it feel to have a black son?

Speaker: right Glick is getting this con. I just want to say to every one of my sons on this panel, I'm very disappointed in you. Nothing that none of them have heard before.

Speaker: Jesus was used to hearing it from the old message. T-Rock hearing it in the streets. Jesus. only one disappointed by that news. yeah like i feel like I feel like the only thing I can say at this point is um I'm sorry, boys. and I feel like I missed out on so much. You have a lot of Christmases to make up for, Pops.

Speaker: Um... I'll never forget that time you told me the better half of me went down your left leg. but Half of me went down your left leg. guys want to play catch? You want to learn how to run a...

Speaker: let do

Speaker: you guys you guys want to play catch you want to learn how to write friend of the ball because yeah yeah let's play catch the to support you I'm a shitty news anchor because of you. i um um Everything I say is now a news are type of situation because i didn't have anyone to talk to about this growing up why you to have a

Speaker: fuck You and that tough love. whom know My therapist was right. I left so you would all be better than me. And now look at you. You're all disappointments.

Speaker: as she to read I stayed. I should have stayed. You'd be better. can't do it.

Speaker: i can't Oh, these are my sons. T-Rod. J-Devil. My kid who who has no hair.

Speaker: Oh, this is perfect. you got the rest Oh, my God. I just realized after all this time, all of his sons are bald. Every single one of them. Can we please talk?

Speaker: Oh! Oh, he actually has hair! And he flicks it just like, like, it's crazy! I took a lot your hair all of your hair. that I in the school room right now, but when I come back, I'm going to have You're going to laugh. I feel like, i feel like it and you guys haven't watched this movie, and you should go watch it, The Devil in the Daylong Brothers.

Speaker: I feel like ah ah now I know how David Carradine felt in this movie. And if you haven't watched it, go watch it. Why? Because it's a great movie. And it's got great music. And we've had they the director, the composer of all the songs, and one of the main stars right here on the Nonsensical Network, The Devil in the Daylong Brothers. It's on Prime. It's free.

Speaker: Go watch it. And you guys will get the reference that I just made.

Speaker: Good evening, ladies gentlemen. Robert Platinum in the comment section. Good news, y'all. The good House Speaker of Alabama said that he hopes the Supreme Court overturns the 14th Amendment. Wants to send us back to the fields. Coming up next.

Speaker: What? Does somebody tell us what the 14th Amendment is? don't know. Looks like I don't know what the Fourth Amendment is.

Speaker: He just told you. Who told me? He wants to get rid of it. I don't know. That's crazy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The old cotton pill.

Speaker: Apparently, we need to go ahead bring in some history lessons for good old Glick. Making babies was his priority. Learning history was not. The 14th Amendment is the cornerstone of the U.S. Constitution, granting citizenship to all of Warren.

Speaker: including former slaves and guaranteeing equal protection and due process under law. With this restricted, all African-Americans would effectively return and to slaves.

Speaker: i Get rid of my illegitimate kids. Also send the other illegitimate son Rockies. Get them gone. Get them gone.

Speaker: Yeah, I got a beat in the street. Glicks House of Music, J-Devil, Part 2, May 19th. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Did you see the video I made on on my page for it?

Speaker: No, I did not see that. I didn't know you mean i made Yeah, made promotional video. Hell is it. real? You got to say that to me, man. You didn't see that? Damn it, Dad. Another thing you missed out on. she must Touched Dad ever.

Speaker: He skipped over it. Let's face it.

Speaker: yeah and send what All my shorts now. Sending it right now.

Speaker: are you going to send

Speaker: it to me? Just like the milk, it's going to take forever to come back. The so cream oh the minute I said that, it said that I'm not going to be like Glick.

Speaker: I guess i guess I didn't learn the pullout method from you, Dad. Glick does not even care, dude. No.

Speaker: click does not even care you oh i was supposed to here all that so i whatever is that thing like a livinging being i will i love our oh You are

Speaker: ah love i real you are like you have the same mentalda and i have like fucking eastern time whatever fucking time you are western central fucking out okay I'm saving that shit. going to put that in our stories.

Speaker: oh yeah I love that shit, man. I'm not editing that out. don't give fuck. Oh, look at that. Full head of hair. Oh, he does got full head of hair. Wow, Rocky's the only son who has no hair. Nope, it's AI. Yep, dude has AI. Look like Diesel.

Speaker: mother there's a story about that my buddy 556 Media. He's got a channel, too. He's a retired cop, right? He's bald like me, and he had a a wig just like that.

Speaker: And he did a couple lives, and then he's like, I'm going to send you one for Christmas. He really fucking sent it to me. So we did a live. we Oh, my God. It was like a Miami Vice friggin' type live.

Speaker: And it was like a roast. I had had to fucking take it down, but it was funny as hell. Sir, where you just lose all your hair. Me? My head started thinning when I was 16.

Speaker: Man, that's the thing that kills me. That's the thing that kills me. This is why I know my mom was a whore. Hey, you remember George the Animal Steel? Yeah. He was very smart. He was a smart man. you know He was a professor. He was like MIT rocket scientist.

Speaker: He's also Lebanese. This is how I know my mom was a whore. And I know my dad's not whore. Sorry, mom. I know you're dead. R.I.P. Don't say that. My bad, Mom.

Speaker: My bad. But, look, my family, on my mom's side, they were bald as shit. On my dad's they were great as shit.

Speaker: Your boy, you boy i didn't start. My dad was in the military when my dad joined the army. You got lucky. Yeah, when my dad joined the military at 18 years old, was salt and peppered.

Speaker: My uncles and my grandpa, gray as fuck. My dad today, gray as fuck. On my mom's side, my uncle's bald. My grandpa was grinning or thinning.

Speaker: you know um and then and And then I got that problem this glorious fucking hair. I didn't start going gray. My sisters, two of my sisters have been dying and hiding their gray since they were 15 years old.

Speaker: I didn't start to go gray until I was in my 30s, and now I'm rocking my gray, and I love my gray because it looks good as shit at the end of the day. But I got this glorious mane of hair.

Speaker: got plenty of hair. You're all set. Yeah. Yeah, and like that's why said, mom Mom was banging like the milkman or some shit. No, what happens is it skips generations, right? well um' My father, this is my father behind me, right?

Speaker: that was hidden Because both of my sisters had the same genetics that my that my dad had. Also, both of my sisters look like my dad. I don't look like my dad.

Speaker: Oh, I definitely will go with that. Look at that handsome son of bitch. Look at that handsome son of a bitch right there. This was my father at 17 in the army. He got drafted to Vietnam.

Speaker: He was an army medic. Remember Ray. Hell yeah. Shout out to Pops. That was in South Carolina boot camp. He called it hell.

Speaker: Hell yeah. Shout out to Pops, man. Pops a handsome son of a bitch. He he was slaying all the Poonani. Yeah, he was a Casanova. Yeah, he was. And he had that last one, too. had that last one, too. you know he was getting it.

Speaker: In other news tonight, Trot finding out that he has a different father, one that is actually more memorable than Flick ever could be. Flick happy simply because he doesn't owe child support anymore. Tune in to J-Devil with more. Let's give J-Devil the screen. Go on, tell us, J-Devil, what you're holding. This is my shadow box for my service in the Marine Corps.

Speaker: He's a Marine Thank you In the chat earlier, bro dogs favorite crowns the purple one. Yeah grimace a um yeah yeah um much my guy ja that one man he's a marine he super simple thank you like your yourself who was in the chat earlier bow dogs shaveed crowns purple one oh yeah yep grimace purple gru yeah Yeah, man. You know what? yeah tro

Speaker: ah Your dad was a handsome son of a bitch, and I'm glad that he was your dad and I'm not your dad because you look like him. and Well, won wait now. well Hold on now because don't forget, the better half of me went down his left leg.

Speaker: okay Are you sure?

Speaker: He actually said that one day in the deli. My father had a deli. And there were people in there, too. I told my dad. was i told but Andy's letting us know where the conjugal visit was.

Speaker: told my dad that I wish my mom would have swallowed me.

Speaker: good by The is on point. Because I hate that son of a bitch. Actually, that's a lie. I hate my dad, but I love my dad. But I hate him because he's an asshole and would like to rearrange his face. But that's because he's not man enough to to swallow his pride and be a dad. But that's neither here nor there.

Speaker: guess neither one of them can swallow. I guess neither one. Oh, J-Devil coming through, taking the line right out of my mouth. Before I could say it, we are sharing the same brain cell indeed.

Speaker: ah so sick dude I literally had no time. he It almost like you rushed it out like you knew it was there. it was hanging. it I Kind of wish I was like Rocky and didn't know who my dad was

Speaker: i kind of wish i was like rocky and didn't know who my dad was

Speaker: give I know that is. But that looks just like me. For some reason, he cannot grow facial hair at all. his outs who That's a blessing.

Speaker: but He cannot grow any facial hair whatsoever. Like, at all. yeah could I couldn't grow facial hair until I was 30, and then I woke up one morning with this on my face.

Speaker: he's like, what the fuck? was like, what happened? Glick, you were just confused. You're confusing beard with fur. So there's a difference. you know youre You might be onto to something.

Speaker: Right? yeah Yeah. But you do have that unique thing right there. Those chemtrails. Chemtrails, you stupid son of a bitch. They're racing stripes. You know how you racing stripes?

Speaker: Bye, guys. I just saved. I'm running away from the kids with the milk. Thank J-Devil coming in again with the line. Perfect for a good old click.

Speaker: J-Devil, would you be interested in being my co-acre? Let's do it. ah I don't even have to work with him on the team. I understood the assignment.

Speaker: He understood the assignment and ran with it. I hate it here. I quit. I hate it here. don't even know.

Speaker: of that yeah Are you proud of us now? where actually that In all honesty, if you're of my sons, yes, I would be proud of you.

Speaker: And it pains me to say that. Hell yeah, man. And don't forget Robert, okay? Robert Platinum wanting you to purchase his freedom once the 14th Amendment is revoked.

Speaker: our buts I got you, bro. You know I got you, bro. I'm going to be like... i'm gonna i'm gonna Yeah, I got you, bro. I'm going to be like Christian Waltz and the Django.

Speaker: You'll be my Django. Django. Django. Whatever. Christian Waltz. yeah Yeah, I got your freedom, son. As long as it's less than a dollar.

Speaker: Yeah, I'll spend whatever I got. There's taxes after that. Robert Platton was my guy. Whatever it costs to get his freedom, I got him. I got you, Robert.

Speaker: I guess you're 40 acres and a mule and reparation. I'll punch every white person I see in the dick for your reparation. That's better than money. Jesus. Because one of them will punch you back. but last It's like a worldwide Royal Rumble. In all honesty, how many people are going to punch a Sasquatch back once he punches them in the dick?

Speaker: Yeah, they're probably too busy trying to get their balls back. first and forebo They just got punched in the dick so they got that problem also they're also trying to Trying to get their brain to wrap around the fact that a Sasquatch punch them in the day people did it A giant Sasquatch walked up punch me in the dick and ye reparations right bigfoot is real it happens put his wheel He punched me in the dick and screamed reparations.

Speaker: There's actually a song about a Sasquatch stealing a man's wristwatch and then going up in the tree. And then a monkey shows up. Sasquatches don't climb trees. and open small That's how he knew it was bullshit. kitchen like these place I actually heard the song. It's pretty funny.

Speaker: I mean, ah you it was a Canadian artist. I'm just telling I believe it's a Canada. It was all fake. Yeah, I believe he was Canadian. Canadian canadian canadian is not Not anymore. He's Canadian artist.

Speaker: and latin anymore yeah canadian yeah Fuck you, Canada. Fuck you, Canadian people.

Speaker: you forography be yeah Fuck I fucking found. Yeah, Cantina is not real. Cantina. The United Skates of America. good Yeah, well, yeah, obviously, in United Skates of America because we from the Screece, or we Scripps. The Screece. So from the Screece, we Scripps.

Speaker: Going to the script club. The script club. yeah Why not? Fuck Canada. Fuck you, Canada. william can You can see it?

Speaker: Ooh, we might get footage of an owl. Nice. What? get to Imaginary girlfriend who doesn't exist? Yeah. capitalho Because owls shop close man.

Speaker: But do you exist? but do you It turns out that she actually does exist. And she's outside.

Speaker: She ran away from the interview earlier. for reward We're ready for more. Tell us why you don't support J-Devil. We're going to support his mom in the fight.

Speaker: The cage match. Saturday. Saturday is the cage match. Downstairs somewhere. I can hit owl and I can't see him.

Speaker: I'm trying to listen from the garage say that That's just a girl's voice right now. There's an owl over there. My mother gave it to me. It's a crazy owl.

Speaker: It's a white owl. By the 19th, J-W. I'm trying to listen. I hear it. There's an owl right there. Fucking... gonna wait out i'm trying to listen i can't hear it there's an owl right there fucking truck had that now in his fucking head. Yeah, my mother gave me that silly thing. Hey, did you know there was somebody on this podcast on the panel that thought they were an owl?

Speaker: Who? No, I did not. Glick falling for the easiest joke in the book tonight, ladies and gentlemen. Someone clipped that five hours, 16 minutes in.

Speaker: Glick has lost control. I didn't fall for it. I danced with... i Look, I was dancing with my son. yeah i can see joke out there nobody Nobody was gonna appreciate it like a good dad. dad I'm gonna give you something that you never gave me. Here's a cookie ah cloud years could be

Speaker: Rocky wants me to give you the hooky. Yeah

Speaker: oh

Speaker: yeah Thanks a lot, Dad. You're welcome. He eats his cookie.

Speaker: ah

Speaker: You sent them cookies Glick you thought that was gonna fix it The years of abandonment and he sends you cookies not cookies a cookie He didn't even send them the whole packet because he couldn't help himself. He had to eat four rows package That one cookie in in a note and the note said sorry I was hungry

Speaker: but us so That would 100% be And no milk. no milk. like sign of the glass and leave me know Inside of the glasses I was thirsty too yeah drugs I can't breathe This is great I'm the worst dad in real life I'm also the shittiest dad online With an imaginary Fictitious fucking story They're cookies that are char chocolate filled You know what At least I didn't beat you guys

Speaker: I never hit you. I never hit you. so that makes me you'd You'd have to love me to beat me. fucking hate you here. She beats me all the time. do. Does that mean I don't love you? God, dude, I got myself a joke. no. Lord. It's a doghouse for me.

Speaker: hey, hey. Blink twice if you're if you're in danger.

Speaker: ah Don't dare beat my son, me. Oh, My parents tell me probably what to do.

Speaker: Oh, shit. I am biting my tongue because I don't know her like this. don't know how well I can fuck with her.

Speaker: Ha. Ha. but no me too have my tongue done. Rocky, you know I'm being nice. I know you would. i know you would go like you You're doing great, buddy. You're doing real good. You're very good.

Speaker: rock Rocky is my rock. No pun intended.

Speaker: What is going on? How are you tonight? Thanks for the waves. we're We're just ah chit-chatting and talking. You missed the news updates, but stay tuned. You might you might hear more. i'm a my hey How you doing, Annalie?

Speaker: Annalyn. Annalyn? well Annalyn.

Speaker: I have no idea what I'm saying right now, but thanks for fucking commenting. You know what you're saying. oh

Speaker: a

Speaker: well that's hard That's the one.

Speaker: Reptar. nothing

Speaker: You know, I so i got told Kayla show is not going to go six hours tonight. Why not? going to do like four hours. Maybe five hours. She's going to be waiting there with her arms crossed with the I told you so.

Speaker: You're probably 20 right now. Yeah, she's passed out. She passed the fuck out. But here's the thing. Here's the thing. Here's the here's the thing. Here's the thing. Why am I Kevin Hart? Why am I Kevin Hart all of a sudden?

Speaker: Like just repeating myself 17 times. Here's the thing. Here's the thing. That was the whitest Kevin Hart that anybody could have ever done. and No one can do the whitest Kevin Hart other than Kevin Hart himself.

Speaker: Fucking Kevin Hart. I fucking hate Kevin Hart. You know what? i don't hate Kevin Hart. I hate The Rock. and and and and And I understand that that that Kevin Hart just spins on The Rock's dick.

Speaker: Not you, Rocky. The Rock from Red Point. And I understand that all six foot five of that big, massive monster, Dwayne The Rock Johnson, just puts Kevin Hart on his dick and he just spins him around. And Kevin Hart's like, thank you, Daddy Rock. Thank you, Daddy Rock, for making me famous. and Thank you, Daddy Rock, for making me relevant. Thank you, Daddy Rock, for putting me in every movie you're in where you're the same character and I'm the same character. and

Speaker: But where was I going with that? ah

Speaker: It was... you You were explaining to us how you felt about Kevin Hart and The Rock's relationship. and it's It's a weird... the careers That was a good way of putting it, T-Rock.

Speaker: Yeah, I was going somewhere. It's actually a

Speaker: ah yeah I love people who say T-Rock. It is T-Rock. Thank you for correcting me. I've been saying it wrong all night. I know it strong it's T-Rock. It's not a big deal. People do it all the time. It's usually West Coast people. I don't know why, but they say T-Rock. I'm like, well why?

Speaker: i Is it because the first letter is capital what capitalized? like I say both, and I also do it because for one,

Speaker: You've never corrected me. I'm not going to do that. I'm too nice of a guy. Plus, also, you're here tonight, man. And it's the first you've been on the panel. I like you, dude.

Speaker: like you, I've been here before you, banana. I've been on the panel. just been drunk and don't remember. In today's news, Glick doesn't even remember his own guest on the show.

Speaker: And it turns out, Baker Roxy is actually the only one who remembers the guests that have came in. Okay, I don't remember I don't remember truck being here when I was here, but I just love but i just love this is why i love this guy. I love this guy, man. I really do.

Speaker: Because she's like, I've been here before you fucking banana. but You get me full. You were a full-on New Yorker when you said that, by the way. Sorry. I can't help you. No, no, no, no. I I love that shit, man. Okay.

Speaker: Somebody's about to knock on my door. Just myself. but again I love it, dude dude. You're cool as shit, man. You're good peoples. and then i said and i and I throw both up there. I say T-Rock. I say T-Rock.

Speaker: I don't know where I'm supposed to. I don't know, but now it's T-Rock. It doesn't matter. know You can say it over your watch. Do you have a channel? T-Rock. Say whatever you want. What is your show called? or whatever kind of like my The original name was Chris Trock, but um I don't know. but Along the the way, somehow, I just changed it to truck.

Speaker: Because that's all people call me. My name's Chris, right? but Because my last name is... and Don't ever tell anybody that. Don't ever tell anybody that. much Oh, I don't care. I doxed myself the first time I was on YouTube. Angel Gotti's show.

Speaker: She interrogated me. You got to have a sweet-ass last name or a sweet-ass thing. My sweet-ass last name is Lick. I mean, that's that shit right there. That's ah that's a shit.

Speaker: But Troc, I mean, I don't know. What is it, like Trocaselli or some shit like that? No, well, my last name is actually Troccoli, like broccoli.

Speaker: Oh, shit, Peru? Yeah. So we got Troccoli and Broccoli? I went to school with a broccoli. Yeah, years ago. I eat Broccoli. Broccoli.

Speaker: I can't anymore. It gasses me up. Oh, man. I love me some broccoli. Fuck the gas. I'll take the gas. It is good. Yeah, it is good. It's better than asparagus. I should probably eat one. little cheese. little pasta. Yeah.

Speaker: ah Yeah.

Speaker: Who the fuck is this guy? Who the fuck? Who who the fuck? Who the fuck is this not possible network? That's the other one. um That's the other one.

Speaker: How'd you find that?

Speaker: No, if you want to find it, it's at ChrisTrock7755. That's the actual one. That's my backup channel. That's your fucking whore mouth, James.

Speaker: Don't say it unless you're going to get on panel and say it. You said it's... ah Go ahead and repeat it. I'm trying to share your link now, man. Yeah. ah It's at ChrisTrock 77 55 other one was my backup jail see um I do IT and when I do interviews and stuff you gotta to hide your channel and stuff because They frown upon social media and stuff like that you I kind of Was tested out some things but you know it just ended up truck There we go. I got the right one for you and gave you a subscribe

Speaker: oh Thanks and check out your content Tomorrow I wouldn't it's nothing special I want to see now. I'm always like interested in like looking at new videos and stuff So I do gaming sometimes I do poker nights sometimes we just do panels and make fun of me. i don't know. It's funny I ah Went ahead and gave jadevil a follow as well gonna check out his stuff.

Speaker: Yeah, I could do the same, too. That's what's good about, know, you find good channels and stuff. You should always try to network with that. Yeah. Because a lot of it's not good, you know, and at least on YouTube.

Speaker: That's true. That's true. I got to say, man, my man Tony D's in them. My man Tony D. My man Tony D was live this morning. He was playing some music. He was doing the DJ thing.

Speaker: And I don't know if it was because of me. And I don't know he was slinging shade at me. ah but And I'm just kidding. I know he wasn't talking about me. um But um he got he got real for a little minute.

Speaker: and And that's what he said. He said, there's a lot of you streamers, you podcasters, you... You YouTube people, you TikTok people, and and and and and and you're not doing anything. and you're just You're just talking shit. You're you're you're you're looking for drama. You're doing this. You're doing that.

Speaker: um He was shouting out the real streamers who just come on and want to have a good time and they want to hang out. I know we do this on Saturday nights here on the Nonsensical Network. I love doing this. This is where I unwind. This is where

Speaker: and Rocky knows this about me. i'm I'm the type of guy that I take everybody's bullshit. like Everything that's going on for everybody else. I take it. I take it. I take it. You put it on me. I got these big strong shoulders and I wear it.

Speaker: Saturday nights is where I cut loose, where I get to vent. um and I know I drink more than I should. and i know that sometimes you know but this is this is the only avenue that I have that I can just release all the bullshit and i gotta say shout out to tony d for for for calling out all the fakes and the frauds and the phonies and and and and then and telling them like there's there's real people out there because mondays wally is doing his show tuesdays and wednesdays wednesdays i'm doing my shows

Speaker: yeah whatever they did but the bob bo bull balls what that days with a a it is is and they're content driven man and I have guests on and yeah sometimes I get people in the chat that want to put that Saturday night bullshit out there and you know but no man this is this is the one night of the week that I don't drink I drink Saturdays only um

Speaker: compared to how I used to drink, Rocky, you know. i do, I do indeed. so Especially back on that island. Back on that island where you had tons and tons of alcoholic drinks.

Speaker: Some with milk. None with milk. he could For some reason, he avoided milk like the plague and meant that he had to go home and he found some. Yeah.

Speaker: So, yeah, I know. Anybody who catches this Saturday night show, just just just understand. It's a guy that's just unwinding. Check out the rest of the network. Give us a follow. Give us a like. Give us a share.

Speaker: i mean, there's actual true content, but Saturday and nights are fun, man. I love Saturday nights. I love this panel. I love cutting loose. I love i love just just being able to fucking hang out with people and Get our regulars up here and get new people up here and and just... Man, we fucking forget about all the bullshit in the world.

Speaker: And just have fun a Saturday night. And you know what the great thing about it is? We're not out doing anything crazy. We're all in our homes. We're all at home.

Speaker: My man Trock ain't going out driving around tonight because he's been at the bar and he's had 12 beers and and four shots. My man, J. Devil, he's not leaving. Rocky's not leaving. I'm not leaving.

Speaker: Actually, I am leaving. I'm leaving right now out of the show tonight. This is a great segue. Thank you, Clint. Why are you leaving, Matt? Why are you leaving, Matt?

Speaker: So, Matt, Rocky News, the wife is calling. Says she has another girl downstairs. Definitely want to take advantage. I have to put it in the end zone. I'm going to go ahead and...

Speaker: I'm going to have to jump on you tonight. But don't worry, Clicker. You're my main man, always. Picture didn't happen, Rocky. Picture didn't happen. Oh, y bro, I got videos.

Speaker: We can do a chat about this later. rock it was great talking to you tonight. J-Devil, looking forward to the show. a pleasure man The show coming up.

Speaker: What was the date on that, by the way? That's May 19th. May 19th, Clicks House of Music. J-Devil Part 2. Yes, sir.

Speaker: a brother he's liar his white devil wife just got home she ain't bringing home she ain't bringing girls home for the for him and her she's gonna ai make it again Yeah, she said, if you don't get your monkey ass off that fucking... I was going to tune in to the show. turns out that you're still on stage j-devil talking shit after thinking rock has disappeared for the evening truck the only real one on the panel you see you see cross you truck think i'm lying you think i'm lying and you think i'd be here hanging out here with you guys with fucking bsbm music playing and my girl was like hey i got another girl and uh

Speaker: you know abouts come ever help the panel or didnt have said I'm just saying fuck all y'all. Fuck your feelings. Fuck what you think. Fuck how you feel. If Kayla brought another girl home and she was like, I'm looking down the hallway and I'm going.

Speaker: Listen, you should be a proud father. um I might drop an anemone on your asses and be like, peace out, Nicholas. Oh my God. Finally, real host of the show can actually continue.

Speaker: Putting two girls on the platter while he's running the network. Sorry, guys. We didn't anticipate having unwanted guests in the chat room. I'm fixing.

Speaker: but seriously i gotta that's working on ah yeah swear forgot my girl had another girl here a i'm fixing Get off your stupid podcast or you're going to miss out. You think I'm coming back in here? Nah.

Speaker: Ain't no way in hell. I might not even say goodbye to you guys. i'm like Right. that? but i i devil you need ah what do you need to resist that ah She's trying to plug in interface, but it has to have the right amount of power going to it, and she is not doing the correct job. She doesn't eat this. Don't bite a dog's ass. She's fake.

Speaker: She's not a real. It's okay, I'm used to it. Don't act like I abuse you. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

Speaker: That's not her. I thought we were going to see it. I'm just playing with you, Mrs. J. Devil. Goddamn. I can't hear Glick for some reason. Let me refresh you one more time. Yeah, he's going to refresh it.

Speaker: Oh, man. Yeah, man. Hey, Rocky, I got to call bullshit on what you said. Yeah, my girlfriend was like, oh, I brought a girl home for us. I was just the leave. I wouldn't say shit. Y'all see me taking my shirt off as I was disappearing. We wouldn't have to figure it out. yeah We would go. Hey, the lives stay live stay alive. Hey, whatever. We might even hear something.

Speaker: we go we we in we might even hear something Right here, Trot. Well, I don't know. You never know. You never know. It might happen. He's trying to well i don't i don't know you never know hey let know we got might it might happen he's he's trying to figure out the right uh ampage to use with that speaker speaker and has something internal with it she's working on the interface um we have to get to that soon too i'm not really i don't know i'm lost the interface i'm lost too i have no idea what's going on i'm still trying to figure out jd music studio stuff

Speaker: Yeah, I know. I only know so much about audio and video and stuff. I don't know nothing about nothing, man. I used to play around with car stereos back in the day, so I do know a little about watts and amps and capacitors and bridging. I don't know nothing about nothing.

Speaker: Ohms and fucking all that shit. Anyways, I saw the the speaker and I you know It was like a flashback.

Speaker: I know nothing about nothing. Anyways, cheers. Cheers, Glick. Cheers. Cheers. Son of a gun.

Speaker: These beverages are hitting right tonight, son. That's right. That's good. When you work hard, it really... ah Oh, there's that Boston bullshit right there. You work hard.

Speaker: You work hard. Yeah, we pronounce our eyes different and shit. Yeah. ah The guy here. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What is it they say the people in Boston?

Speaker: They pack their car in Harvard Yard or something. Yeah, they partake. We the khakis. i don't know if they're talking about khaki shorts or khakis. don't know what's going on, man.

Speaker: Oh, the khakis, yeah. Khakis. Khakis. Yep. Hold on. It's fucking in, buds.

Speaker: I gotta say, you know anybody who's watching this bullshit, first and foremost, God bless you. um um yeah God bless you. Because it's a hot mess up in here.

Speaker: um yeah Yeah. Also, if you're watching, feel free to jump in on the panel, man. where i'm ah I'm only going to be here for a few minutes longer. I'm not going lie. I'm going to wrap this shit up.

Speaker: Yeah, it's almost it's almost six. Yeah, it was almost six my ass. Oh, no, it's three. ah six hours Yeah, yeah, yeah. I got frozen burritos calling my name. Don't judge me. I'm a big fat ass, and I like terrible food.

Speaker: but Bug it. What's terrible about a burrito? Those fucking things are bomb.

Speaker: Right. Frozen burritos were sent to us by the gods above, whatever gods you believe in. and And you throw them in the microwave, man, four minutes, bang, bing, boom. You got your frozen burritos. You get some tortilla chips. you just and and and And you're a drunk, fat guy. Forget about it. Forget about it i Fucking forget about it.

Speaker: yeah i could I could eat about four of those right now. Sounds good. um I'm fixing to eat about three. i I'm going to put some Goopy-ass show on TV, man. Did you get the spicy one?

Speaker: Nah, man. I just do the bean and cheese. I can't do spicy no more. i used to. i love spicy food. I know. I can't do it, man. Fucks up ass with reflux. I'm old.

Speaker: I'm an old man. To tell you the truth, the beans alone will will destroy me for a week. I'm going to go ahead and apologize to my girlfriend right now. You might as well. Yeah.

Speaker: Tell her, don't light a match. don't No flames allowed. She asked me yes me today. we were at we were at Walmart. We had to get a whole bunch of shit as we were trying to put the house together. she just moved in with about a month or so back, couple months ago. And we were trying to get the house put together.

Speaker: and And she was like, tomorrow, I'd like to go somewhere nice for dinner. And I was like, I was already planning on it. You know what mean? Is my kitchen not nice, Mick?

Speaker: It's Mother's Day. you know I got to take you somewhere nice. and and and I got to shout out my kids, man. cause I asked my kids, I said, hey, you want you wanna to get Kayla something for Mother's Day? and They're like, yeah. i was like, don't feel like you have to. you know what i mean cause We've only been together seven months or so.

Speaker: She's got no kids of her own. but I told my kids, i was like, don't feel like you have to get something for her. They're like, no, we want to.

Speaker: They're at their mom's this weekend. So yep Thursday. Because they went back home. My ex-wife and I do a week on and a week off. So Thursday, we we got her some stuff for Mother's Day. And i think yeah i think i think I think this might have been her first Mother's Day where she got kind of celebrated, which is cool.

Speaker: um Because she wasn't expecting it. And it really kind of... hit her emotionally. You know what I mean? shoot She not expected.

Speaker: And this is all, this is all my kids. Like my kids picked out everything for it. That was very nice. They get that from you. They get that from you. You know, yeah I'm a terrible human being. So how do you look if you listen to the internet, I'm a terrible human being, but, uh, I'm a good judge of character. I don't believe you.

Speaker: Yeah. So it was, it was cool. And, uh, you know They were excited and obviously touched her a little bit emotionally. and We were at the store today and and and and she was like, don't want to get anything for dinner tomorrow.

Speaker: I kind of want to go somewhere. i was like, i know we was going to go somewhere. It's Mother's Day. So wherever you want to go tomorrow, that's where we're going to Just the look she gave me was like, no.

Speaker: And I told her yesterday, I told her yesterday i said, You're in bonus mom territory. Like, you are, i didn't I didn't ask for it.

Speaker: I didn't expect it. You knew that I got kids and you jumped right in. And, yeah, you're in bonus mom territory. So whatever you want for Mother's Day tomorrow, you get. because That's awesome. and That's great. Treat your moms, man. Treat your moms. Take care of your moms.

Speaker: Yeah, I'm still trying find I'm going to be here forever, so take care of your moms. Yeah.

Speaker: Oh, yeah, that's 100%. Yeah. And I say that as a guy whose mom's been in his car for the last some odd years. I think mom's been gone. My mom's been gone for 14 years, 15 years.

Speaker: So,

Speaker: so and we even know cdc mark yes small move yep yeah I lost my father in 07. My mother's still freaking kicking it. Tough as a bull, it sounds like that.

Speaker: I mean, I could lose my father. know that's a terrible thing to say. I know that's terrible thing to say. You say that, but... Oh, well, yeah, in europe in your predicament. Yeah, you know, this is thing.

Speaker: when my mom When my mom passed, I got regrets. I got issues. I deal with them. I know what you mean. like mothers me personally i think My mom's birthday it fucks me up.

Speaker: don't care. Mother's Day fucks me up, too. But at the same time... Holidays, too. yep yeah yeah i got I got regrets. I got issues. And I know this makes me a terrible fucking human being. And I know this makes me sound like such a fucking scumbag.

Speaker: But...

Speaker: And let me preference this by saying I love my pops. I really do.

Speaker: I know he fucked up. I know that

Speaker: it's it's not easy being a parent because there's no manual when do you become a parent. Like, we just, we're just winging it. As parents, we're just fucking winging it, bro. I got three kids, man.

Speaker: I love my kids to death. I got three kids. I've been winging it for 21 years. My oldest one just turned 21. I'm just fucking winging this shit. i don't know what the fuck I'm doing.

Speaker: hu Goddamn, man. When you're wrong, you're wrong. When you fuck up, you fuck up. And my pops will not will will will not take that shit.

Speaker: And I know this is a really fucked up thing to say, especially because I love my pops. well He's going to have regrets. Yeah, but man, if he was gone tomorrow, I got no regrets.

Speaker: I got no. longer stole Yeah, like I got no I got no. I'm not feeling any sort of way. I'm not. I got no regrets because like and I didn't talk to this man and fucking three over three years.

Speaker: And and and and ah him and my stepmom in the last three years, and now i'm I've been painted out to be the fucking bad guy. My sisters all think I'm a piece of shit.

Speaker: You know? I'm busy. Found the Seablock. I think I'm a piece of shit. and It's just like. Okay. Alright, whatever. I'm not i'm not even going to fight it. I don't i don't i don't care enough. i like I don't know if it's a matter of I don't care enough or what it is, but you like no personal now it is what it is at the end of the day. like Yeah, man, I love my pops death, but and I know you're watching, and I know you're listening.

Speaker: Fucking swallow your pride, you fucking geeky bastard. and gave you an option I gave you two options. Fucking swallow your pride and walk out of here on your own two feet or fucking body bag.

Speaker: And I met both of them options. I'm still waiting for you to swallow your fucking pride. I'm not going to bow and, you know, like the ball's in his court at the at at end of the day.

Speaker: He walked out of my house the last conversation him and I had.

Speaker: And it's wowed to me, man. It's Mother's Day. Don't take your fucking mom and pops for granted. I know I'm not stepping on moms. I'm not stepping on moms, but don't take your parents for granted, man.

Speaker: Don't take your kids for granted either because all the dumb shit and the dirty shit you do to them, they're going to grow up. Yeah, don't take anyone for granted. Yeah.

Speaker: yep Fucking love people. I'm sorry. I got real real for... I got really real. Damn. Well, that's okay. You feel better? At least for a little?

Speaker: little bit. That's all that matters. A little bit. A bit. A little bit. The accent kills me. I love i love your accent, dude. I could talk to you forever, man. Because I love you.

Speaker: To me, it just sounds normal. I can't help Yeah, it's normal, man. It's funny because you dance with that with that with that New England area, that New York, Boston, our New York, Massachusetts, Rhode Island.

Speaker: You dance with all three of them. It's a small town. It's called Johnston, Rhode Island. and it's like The population is like 90% Italian.

Speaker: At least at at the time when I grew up there. i don't Actually, I haven't been there. I lived there in probably 15 years, but yeah, a little and I don't know.

Speaker: Yeah, I feel like like I'm going to talk to you. I'm going to be like real talk conversation with you and you're going like pat me on the cheek and be like, right, now. they're All right, listen.

Speaker: Yeah, you go you go pat me on the cheek and say, everything's going to be all right. Now go make them swim with the fishes. And I'll be like, cool and I'm going to go make somebody speak to the fishes. Take them for a ride.

Speaker: wait that well Take them for a ride. Take them on John Silvers. Yeah. Yeah. On the Capitol Grill. I know nothing. I hear nothing. I ain't heard nothing. I ain't seen nothing. i don't know.

Speaker: um umm I'm fucking Helen Keller up in this bitch. I'm deaf blind. There you go. You're all set. You're all set. I know the rules. ain't no dummy. Don't let this happy face fool you. I've been around a block a time or two. Yeah.

Speaker: No, man. Oh, shit. I gotta wrap this show up, man. Fuck my life. Yeah, it's gonna be in 10 minutes. It will be Six hours, which you were trying to go for, and someone had doubted it, you said, or something? somebody but I was going go for, and and I don't know. Frozen burritos.

Speaker: Frozen burritos. Glick does six hours and in a snap of a finger. Just like that, baby. No, for real. Thank you guys for watching. Thank you guys for listening. to Shout out to the panel.

Speaker: We had my man Trock. been here trockly in the building. My man J Devil, who you're going to get to see hang out with me in just a couple weeks. He looks out some music.

Speaker: um Him and I are going to hang out. We're going listen to some of his music. um

Speaker: Shaman was here Jedi was here Rock Lee was here man everybody who was up on the panel tonight Thank you guys for coming on the panel. Thank you guys in the chat. Love you guys if you're watching us for the first time

Speaker: but Wow ah Don't don't hate us yet because I promise you right here on the nonsensical Network Saturday nights are our our Saturday nights are not for the week don't miss ah yeah Give my new dad a chance.

Speaker: Yeah, we we have fun. We have a good time. Check out the rest of the shows. Bio.link slash nonsensical network. You can find us on all the social media. you can check out the shows like Speedway Stories, Glick's House of Music, Glick's Comedy Lounge.

Speaker: When Kayla and I do our show, we do Beyond the Veil. It's cryptids. supernatural. It's ghosts. It's it's ghost true crime we do it all her and i uh my son and i do a wrestling show if you're a wrestling fan wally does motorsports i do music and comedian comedians comedy can be caught coming to my knees yeah there's a lot of shit going on here on the nonsensical network and then on saturday nights the doors are always open man i love the people who come up here on the panel and hang out and just shoot your because

Speaker: It's fucking retarded on Saturday nights at the end of the day. So. Yeah, it's awesome. Yeah, man. We just hang out and have fun, man. um Bio.link slash nonsensical network. Like, share, subscribe.

Speaker: If you want to help support the shows, feel free to chime in. We've got a PayPal, Venmo, Cash App is Glickrack13. We've been swallowing the screen.

Speaker: With that being said, Trock, thank you, brother. Much love to you, man. Thank you for having me, man. I love see you all. J-Devil.

Speaker: What's up? Daddy loves you. He's dead. All right, man. ja love l Have a great night. Have a great weekend. I'll see y'all when I see y'all.

Speaker: I'm going to wrap this bad boy up with a little... i don't even know what I have in store for you guys. um Got You got milk?

Speaker: Got milk. What the hell is this song? Get milk or child support money. don't know what this song is, but anyways. yeah Like, share, subscribe, give us follow, give us like, give us a share. Nonsense. We'll go network.

Speaker: I'm just going let this song play and see what it is.

Speaker: I got a twenty in my pocket, but a hole in my jeans Headed down to the bar to blow off steam Got a silver bullet coming my way All the bartenders know me by my name Cause I'm a one night dog, beer drinking machine Left hand cigarette, white hand Jim Bain I'm country as hell, all my jeans got scoring

Speaker: I'm a snuff, sniffing, bagel spitting, fifty-nine, fifty-fitting, four by four down in the holly chilling. Yeah, I'm a damn-pinned drinking machine.

Speaker: Only been here for an hour and I'm five drinks down Got a drunken reputation in this one-horse town ain't worried about tomorrow, living it up tonight In this hole on the wall, under the neon light Cause I'm a one-night dark beer drinking machine Left hand cedar red, right hand Jim Bain I'm country as hell, all my genes got scoring

Speaker: I'm a snuff, sniffing, bagel spittin' 59, 50 feet in my... Full on four, down in the hollow chillin' Yeah, I'm a damn beer-drinkin' machine Hey, check this shit out

Speaker: Stay what you want, don't make shit to me You drink like this, and you work like me