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Nonsensical Nonsense: who let these idiots have a show
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Its Saturday night so you know its time to get a little bit weird we don't forget we got the door wide open and you lunatics are welcome to join us #nonsensicalnonsense #nonsensicalnetwork #podcast #openpanel #live #comedy #follow #goodvibes NETWORK LINK FOLLOW: https://bio.link/nonsensicalnetwork
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Transcript
00:00:21
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Yeah.
Introduction and Energetic Start
00:03:07
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show. Hey, y'all better look the fuck out today. My crayons are sharp, the box is full, my bottle of glue is topped off, from my helmet's on tight, baby. We about to risen with the tism. Let's get with it.
00:03:22
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Suck my dick and eat my asshole, you sons of bitches.
00:03:30
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I don't know why that's so funny to me every time, but it is. Anywho, what's going on, fuckers? Happy Saturday. Jesus. Bong right in my ear. but i was not expecting that.
00:03:42
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Boys, you can bring yourself up. What's going on, everybody? Happy Saturday.
Listener Interaction and Show Schedule
00:03:46
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Welcome to Nonsensical Nonsense. Got my boy Blaze sneaking in here, coming in the back door. ah no Oh, daddy.
00:03:56
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ah And you guys know me. I'm Glick. And I'm sure before long, we'll have some of our usual suspects hanging out with us tonight. I know Johnny Bongs is waiting patiently. Let me get that in there for your brother.
00:04:11
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It is Saturday night. That means we got the open door challenge. That means we dropped the link. You want to hang out. You hit the link. What's going on, Mandy? And come on in and hang out. Or you stay in the chatter's box. Either way, you're going to enjoy yourself.
00:04:28
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Get that there. Brittany said she'll be up in a little bit. Awesome. ah If you're not already, go ahead and check us out. Facebook, Instagram, X, and TikTok. Shows live during the week. don't really I don't really know what's going on right now. We do have shows Tuesday,
00:04:48
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Friday, Saturday, Sunday, and then you might get the occasional Blaise and are like, not together, but just randomly be like, I'm going to do an impromptu show and maybe bring a friend along with us.
00:05:01
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Or sometimes Blaise and I might jump in on a random night and just hang out for an hour or so. Very true. Very true. It's great to get on here and go live for about an hour and then then strip it down and throw it up on the Patreon because we do have a Patreon.
00:05:19
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and get em What's up Johnny bombs Everywhere but make show Instagram x and tick-tock shows on live my YouTube Facebook and twitch and you can listen anytime anyplace We're all at the you know, Cisco network or simply go to bio dot link slash nonsensical network Is that actual Mandy Mandy in the down in the down there hiding?
00:05:45
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in what down below and uh one Oh, yeah. Yeah. Hi. Johnny Bong's in the building. Is that sis?
00:05:59
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It is. It is. and it is what up What's up? Look at you getting all froggy and coming out of the chatter's box. but You told me to come up, so I came up. We tell we tell everybody to come up every week.
00:06:13
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Oh, yes. Days that end in Y. What's going on, Tarantula? Yes, days that end in Y. Sorry, Blaze, are you on the buttons tonight? I just saw that. You're on the buttons. You're on the buttons. Sorry about that. What's everybody up to, man? What you guys getting into this weekend?
00:06:34
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Not a damn thing. I'm actually catching up on uploading my photos actually onto my photo Instagram account.
Johnny Bongs on Tattoos and Personal Life
00:06:44
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I'm actually getting around to that finally.
00:06:45
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That's what I'm doing. Oh, yeah. Johnny Bonds, you still working on your tattoos? Working on it. Although I will say I had a little bit of a setback. i was in the hospital here recently.
00:06:57
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Oh, shit. You okay, man? ah I'm good. There's kind of issues I had in my head. I was getting those dealt with a little bit. Well, glad you're okay. Thank y'all.
00:07:08
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very much. Thank you. Yeah, I've been working on jewelry today. So yes, that's fun. Nice. I go lie to y'all. I slept most of the day today, man.
00:07:20
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but I got morning. You kept telling me to come up and show what I do. So this is what I do. Yeah, I like that. i I got up and did the show with Cash this morning and or this afternoon, and then as soon as we got done, I hit my recliner, and it was game over, and I slept for another three and a half, almost four
Health and Lifestyle Discussions
00:07:41
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hours. was like, fuck.
00:07:42
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We're starting to show late tonight. We're starting to show late tonight because I got to cook dinner and do all that jazz. I haven't even started drinking yet. I still got a little bit of a headache. You are too damn young to be falling asleep in the recliner already. What? I was doing that shit in my twenty s man.
00:08:03
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Yeah, but that's called weed and alcohol. no that was call here that No, that was called being in the military, coming home on lunch break, having a newborn baby and be like, ah yeah, that's what that is. You got to take random naps when you had a newborn baby? How'd that work out? Because I never, I did not did not get any sleep, especially with my oldest. I mean, after she was born.
00:08:29
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Yeah. i did some I mean, i was i was at work a lot. so i don't know.
00:08:41
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so Maybe next time. That's the other thing. I should stop watching the sun come up because I've watched that. What is this? Saturday? So we're six days into the week. I think I've watched the sun come up four, maybe five of the six days so far this week. So I just yeah wow I should stop doing that. I haven't been sleeping very well lately, but that's okay.
00:09:04
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I did. Last night, I couldn't even, I couldn't fight past 11 o'clock. i I was out. I turned everything off. I lay down, and I was up at like 5-something this morning.
00:09:16
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ah went and planted the lavender chiffon shrub, and I went and photographed all day, mostly, and drove around and kind of, i I got a Lone Star tick on me today because I was getting pictures of mushrooms in the ground. And yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:09:34
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I'm sitting there driving down the road. I see i pull feel it crawling up my leg. I'm like, oh, shit. i look down. I see that tick. I grab my lighter. i'm sitting there trying to burn it off. You're going to catch your goddamn leg on fire trying tober to burn a tick off while you drive down the road.
00:09:49
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Oh, dude. Those Lone Star ticks are the ones that give you red meat allergies. Fuck those things. Oh, are they really... So the other thing is I actually caught Lyme disease from a fucking tick that I'm still battling.
00:10:01
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Yeah, that's shit. That Lyme disease. It's attacking my brain. Yeah, dude. Yeah, my cousin got Lyme disease and she's still, it's been like six years and she still has issues with I've been battling mine for three or four.
00:10:19
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That is crazy. That shit ain't nothing to play with. Okay. Hell nah. I don't need tics to suck my blood and ruin my life. I'll leave that to the the women in my life. Blindies ain't nothing to fuck with. Besides.
00:10:40
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We're the ex-women in my life, I should say. you know I know at least one of those ex-women, so yeah, she sucks and not in a good way. I tease. I tease.
00:10:51
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no i too i ts Oh, man. Yeah. Dude, it's been one of those. Man, I went... Well, Blaze knows.
00:11:03
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I went... I spent... monday Was it Monday? Yeah, monday i spent Monday. I spent Monday at the lake. Dude, I got so sunburnt, man. I'm still dealing with that shit on my legs.
00:11:15
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Ooh, that sucky. Yeah. it's that's been that's been the That's been the joy of my week this week is dealing with my legs that are absolutely fucking dry. And it's like down into like the bone and muscles, man. It hurts so bad. yeah That's weird.
00:11:40
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forgot to put sunscreen on my legs. and And I started feeling it after I'd been there for a few hours. And I'm like, oh, this is going to hurt. didn't realize how bad it was going to actually wind up hurting, but it is what it is.
00:11:53
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And the kids already asked me. They came home yesterday, and the first thing Cash said was, is it going be nice this week? We could go to the lake. I was what? See what the fuck it's going to be like.
00:12:06
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No, no lakes. I plan on spending as much time this summer on the water as I can.
00:12:16
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So there might be some Saturdays that I start this show sitting at the beach. Oh, that'd be fine. Sasquatch in the sand. yeah it would ah who That'd be weird, interesting places you stand in when you're a Sasquatch. Okay, I'm done with the drink.
00:12:38
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system okay i'm done with the dr
00:12:47
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good shit. Yeah, no. there's Yeah, it... I'll just have to be careful what I say if I'm at the beach because i don't want to end up on a on a registry because of hanging out with you degenerate. Well, Officer, what happened was... Oh, my God.
00:13:07
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and
00:13:12
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yeah You start to show it. It was my sister. She did it. It's her fault. Yeah. Started at the beach.
Trivia Nights and Music Talk
00:13:23
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What had happened? Wally. Yeah.
00:13:27
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I tell you what, transula but I lived down in South Carolina. I lived down there in Charleston that first, that first year I moved there. The first summer I was there, I got sunburned so bad. like It blistered up.
00:13:39
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It was bad. And, um, um My ex-wife always, she's like, well, the sun's different down here. It's hotter and brighter. And I'm like, that's your crazy talk. But come to find out that's actually kind of sort of a true statement. And I'm like, okay, that makes sense.
00:13:57
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Because you would get sunburned a lot faster down there than you do like up here. So... I was like, nope, give me that SPF 100. I don't like it somewhere.
00:14:10
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Apply that shit every 10 minutes. Stay pretty thorough. I'm dumb. I don't wear sunscreen. I typically don't. The first couple times I go out, I do because what I'll burn.
00:14:25
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So after this burn, as long as I stay out in the sun on a regular basis, then I should be good and I'll just start to get really dark. Yeah. feel I've been lucky. yeah I don't, but I've lived in the South my whole life and my dad was pretty dark, so I don't burn. I'll i'll get a little red and then the next day it'll just be brown.
00:14:48
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Unsupported file. What the fuck? I'm sorry. Language, please. This is a family show. Okay.
00:14:57
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We're trying to open up a photo to edit. It's like not not supported. That's BS. What up, Chris Technician?
00:15:09
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What up, Walker? Hi, Chris. What's up, Chris? Yeah. so chris
00:15:18
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Blaze you trying to open up too much porn at one time over there is that why it won't open? No, no fucking Adobe Photoshop is such a huge program. It takes a lot of processing speed.
00:15:30
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Oh, so not porn just the pictures I got it. No, I don't I don't I don't i don't intersect might intersect into text my my online my online time with viewing porn I don't want inadvertent accidents to happen.
00:15:48
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but He doesn't watch porn on his picture computer. He's got a porn computer. Blake, you're absolutely right. I don't use... and my My picture computer is totally... He's got one of those projection screens. that It's a nice version. This laptop, um I watch stuff on. That's it. That laptop needs Jesus in its life. A lot of it. That laptop is the one that that would be worse than a hooker at a revival trying to repent.
00:16:25
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Right? I don't want to end up looking it. I was supposed to say while I'm talking to them. Okay.
00:16:34
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That's the hubby in the background, y'all. Nice. Tarantula said she uses sunscreen all the time. Doesn't want to look like an Arizona lot lizard. Fair enough. a Fair enough. I've seen those Arizona lot lizards. There's not much difference between them and the ones here in Ohio. Just the ones there have ah have a much darker tan than than Ohio.
00:17:01
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Oh, the lot lizards here have scales. They'll just have scales. Look at that crocodile. The crocodile. You have seen the snapping turtle I came across the other day.
00:17:16
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Really? What was her name? Oh, come on. I couldn't have been the only one thinking it.
00:17:26
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but I don't think Manny realized how much time I spent in the woods. i'm more I'm more likely to run into a snapping turtle than a whore. and Well, Blaze runs into a snapping turtle, and he doesn't know anything about him. So what does he do? Starts poking it with a stick. with a stick.
00:17:49
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Just remember, Blaze, you have to be careful where you put your stick because you don't want anything snapped off. That's true. and This is true. Very true. Very, very,
Childhood Anecdotes and Humor
00:18:00
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very.
00:18:00
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Although his kid in so much time in the woods explains why he's friends with Glick. Good point. That is a good point. name you know we we yeah We like to explore together.
00:18:16
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Yeah, i no, I don't want that middle image, Chris. I don't either. I really don't either. Blaze don't get the middle image. She gets the real life image.
00:18:28
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Oh, I just got the middle image of Blake going, you sure do got a parting mouth. See you next weekend, Blaze. What movie was that from?
00:18:41
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Deliverance. Deliverance. that Yeah, Blake's just like, I don't know how fast these things are or anything. Let me poke it with the stick. I don't know, man.
00:18:55
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they're They're lightning, man. They're lightning fast. And if you would put that stick, you would have snapped it clean in half. I got one of them living out there in the pond. Nice. I went to go fishing. Yeah, it's big old fuck. I went to go fishing out there. There's no fish in the pond, but there's a huge ass fucking snapper.
00:19:12
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I'm eating from what I hear. I do it. I wanted to, you know, deal away with it. Mom's like, you don't touch a thing. He's been in there longer than we've lived here. Like, okay, fine. yeah Yeah, i've been I wouldn't fuck with him, man. Turtles live very, for very long.
00:19:27
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He was fucking in huge, man. I used to have issues with turtles around here till my older dog likes to pee on them so they don't come around the pond anymore.
00:19:40
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I don't know why he does that, but he does. He's marking his territory. Get out of here, turtle. she cant you You go back, you tell Leo and Donnie and Michael never come back again. How about wrapping a bat up in a shirt, hoping it doesn't bite you and then release it outside? You're in
00:20:10
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What was I even working on? Oh, yeah. so tell i thought I thought you had a whole master plan, Tarantula. ah No, man. Snapping turtles, are that's some good eating right there, man. Well, turtles in general, man. Sorry about the flasher blonde. That was my dog. That's what I keep hearing. Yes.
00:20:38
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yes yeah Y'all meet Vader. stop This is a dog friendly show. Yes.
00:20:50
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The blondest dog on the planet. and My nephew named Jim Vader for me.
00:20:58
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Nerd. Guessing ironically.
00:21:03
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I guess so. um But all of my dogs have been named after 80s movies. I have Vader. have Lily that just passed away. And then I have Fidgey.
00:21:18
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Yes, Glick, I know I'm old to be naming my dogs after 80s movies. That's just for you. You probably have the same age as we are.
00:21:30
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I'm old, too. You just happen to be older. I just turned 50, Blaze. Oh, yeah, you're about the same age. mean, you're not that old.
00:21:42
Speaker
I'm only 23. don't know what you fuckers keep talking about. I'm around the same age as you. Aw, dude, no. Mentally, you're still 12. Jedi! What did it do?
00:21:53
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Hi, Jedi! What's up? I'm sorry, brother. 12. um This is very true. I am mentally about 12 years old. Hey, I learned how to do a new trick last week thanks to Johnny Bong's the pin the link since it's the open door challenge. And I and i almost forgot until Jedi just came I was like, oh yeah, let me pin this link. That way people can find it. All right, fellas. I got to bounce for a little bit. I'll be back.
00:22:28
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All right, have a good one, man. it was ah It was so nice of Blaze to help me last week when he was like, just pin it, dumbass. And I'm like, how do you do that?
00:22:40
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What's that? oh You last week, like, just pin it, Glick. while he's While he's in the YouTube chat and he could have just done it. Fuck that, I'll be the chat. Because I wasn't, because I didn't, because I don't know how to do it for the YouTube youtube chat.
00:23:00
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Oh, yeah Yeah, it's a little bit finicky. I remember that. What picture was I just now opening? My gosh, what is going on my brain right now? Hey, Jedi. What's going on with you tonight, brother?
00:23:17
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If you're feeling froggy, feel free to jump in, Jedi. Jedi, brother. Good to see We'll get Jedi up here and get him in trouble.
00:23:28
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I seen I seen I seen y'all speaking to lazy Jedi they came up on a Wednesday night this week, I think um Yeah, it was like a like a midweek ah
00:23:44
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Lazy shaman show or something like that I was that was kind of crazy. but Okay So yeah
00:23:55
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I just don't want to get in church. Oh, we'll be nice then, Jedi. You know, you you get nothing but love, fear from us.
00:24:07
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Well, for the most part. You don't want to get in trouble? What you mean get in trouble? what he says that where He says that we're troublemakers. We got yeah we gotta get ah we gotta to get a jedi a Jedi movie up there in our collection of family movies behind you, Blake.
00:24:26
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Oh, yeah, I forgot about this. yeah What in the world? Oh, my. Yeah. yeah Oh, okay.
00:24:37
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I'm trying to open up a file, and it's just my my my laptop is just saying fuck off.
00:24:47
Speaker
Basically. and my friends are just Is it just not
00:24:53
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is it just not working properly Like your internet yeah or something?
Technical Difficulties and Future Plans
00:24:58
Speaker
No, it's just the... it's just No, it's not the not the internet. It's the laptop. Gotcha.
00:25:06
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It's not being an error. Image XC 65. Anyway, anyway you know ignore me. Ignore me. We're not here for this.
00:25:19
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but that now we're Now we're all intrigued. Now we're all invested. We're all invested. I'm invested too. I'm just wondering this picture won't upload. It's a PNG file. It's a what?
00:25:34
Speaker
It's a PNG file. this I downloaded this file to upload to edit and it's saying it doesn't support the file.
00:25:48
Speaker
Where? Where? On Adobe Express. Hashtag stranger dangers. It's all right, little boy. Come in, little boy.
00:26:00
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oh Oh, Glick said you'd be in trouble. I don't remember saying that. yes It's all right, little boy. Come on and get on my panel. Jedi, you're freaking awesome, buddy.
00:26:15
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Get on my panel, little boy. Daddy will treat you right. i going I do want to get i bla i want to give you another shout out, man. Another great trivia night last night. ah Because you won.
00:26:27
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No, i know you always... Well, yeah, I don't know how I pulled that out of my ass, but... That that was an upset, dude. That was a fucking upset.
00:26:40
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That was an upset. I was down in a bad way, too, going into that last round, and I'm like, yep this was you know I don't expect to win every month, but yeah no you the questions were awesome.
00:26:55
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um Granted, like I said, 90% of those movies I hadn't seen or heard of. yeah cause i just It's just not what I watch. yeah but you know There was a few in there that when I know them, I know them.
00:27:12
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i was um I was telling Michael today, I had to redo some of them. because Arliss was coming up. And then I redid him and retooled him because Arliss didn't come up.
00:27:25
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Arliss a combat event, so I was trying to be careful with the words and triggers and shit like that. Yeah. But I wanted to, like, also... um Really, it's a 122 megabyte file and won't upload. Anyway, so I was trying to, like, to be, like not so military military, but I still wanted to get like the battles and stuff in there. A few of them.
00:27:49
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Yeah, exactly. like Hashtag Glick Cheated It Trivia. My ass. I paid off the host. That's I do. ah my my Michael said, shenanigans and collusion. This is bullshit. He might be right. He might he he might be missing one point.
00:28:09
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Still wouldn't have let him win, but... yeah Yeah, I don't like, like I said, I try to help keep track of the flow because I know sometimes obviously you get a little, you get a little twisted like on who's turning stuff it is. I try to help you with that, but I don't want to overstep any boundaries.
00:28:27
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But as far as like the scoring and stuff like that goes, yeah, i don't pay no attention to that. I just go by whatever you say the score. and then The plan for me is to finish or not finish, but continue this year just being the single host of that show, the trivia night.
00:28:47
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Next year, Michael's going to start kind of like co-host the trivia show. because he may keep but Because he came in when he did, it's like, man, just be a contestant and give us an extra body. It'll be fun. It'll help me get the show where I feel it needs to be. and that day Yeah. yeah Well, yeah. you know And I also think you know getting rid of some of the the confusion and the stress with the show is also helping you out as well.
00:29:14
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Because early on, it was like, you know, minimal Jeffert was with you. and Yeah. was like i knew want I didn't want to go into all that. or or trying Or trying to get the rules understood.
00:29:28
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Which i think last night was I think last night was probably the smoothest it went as far as rules. I say there's been three smooth nights and last night was one of those things.
00:29:42
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But I like the i like the new the new question one that you did, the triple... Triple threat spin. I like that. That's cool. ah Speaking of shout-outs, man, for those of you guys who don't know, for those of you guys who do know, our boy James Luker dropped brand-new song yesterday.
Weather Impacts and Wildlife Stories
00:30:06
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I'll get to playing it here in a little bit when we take a break. Um, but go check it out on YouTube and wherever you stream music at James Luker. It's a Indiana Creek water, him and Jay Bales.
00:30:20
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It dropped yesterday, man. Now I got to hear this song. I got to hear this song a couple of months ago. and so I already knew it was going to be a good song. So for those of you guys who have not got to hear it, check it out.
00:30:32
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Uh, and we'll be playing it later on tonight. I got, dude, I've got so much new music. I think, I think Tuesday night, I think Tuesday night between, uh, between us conversating about whatever we decide to conversate Tuesday night, I want to try to dump a lot of a lot of new music because I've got a lot of it that we haven't been able to get to lately.
00:30:56
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I did, and it's good. Yeah, james's James is awesome. So might try to do that Tuesday, try to try to unload some of the new music while we're chit-chatting and shooting the shit.
00:31:09
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about God knows what.
00:31:13
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Because like Jules has got new music out. course, Harley's got her newer song out.
00:31:22
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Memphis Key, Undefeated.
00:31:26
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Who on Earth is pushing a new song? Yeah, man, I got tons of new shit. It's all downloaded on here. It's just a matter of we haven't been taking breaks lately on Saturday or the past few Saturdays. We've just been cooking right through a show and show's over you didn't even take a single break yeah I think ah yeah i think I know i I purposely do breaks on Fridays in between each round because it helps break up that segment other than that like I started Michael and I or whoever's talking rapping and whatnot unless we need like a refill or whatever it's like keep going because like I'm trying to keep myself two hours
00:32:08
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I don't feel the need of taking a break at that point.
00:32:14
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You know. Yeah. yeah and And that's what i you know I stopped taking breaks on Tuesday just because i hated pulling the e-brake on the conversation.
00:32:27
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i was one I had a bad habit of doing that. So i was like, yeah, we're just going to push. her I'll play a song at the beginning and then I'll play a song at the end as we're wrapping up.
00:32:41
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you know, used to want to, I used to want to get as many, uh, as many, songs in from the artist as I possibly could when we were interviewing or when I was interviewing. But now it's like, we're going to continue to play your music on the network. I don't have to push three or four songs in a, in an interview. I can do just do a couple.
00:33:01
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So. Yeah.
00:33:06
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But no, last night was fun. I look forward to the, uh, I look forward to the trivia night. We're gonna have to try to plan it one time if possible. That's that we're all together.
00:33:17
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Oh, yeah, that's actually I'm glad you reminded me. I need to actually finish up the tallying up the scores. um oh Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. i yeah Like I said, I got I got and I just i was like, I told myself I'm going I had planned to go take pictures at a car show today.
00:33:36
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The car show got canceled. And afterwards, I was like, shit, I told myself I was going to go do photography today. So that's what I did. And I kind of just got wrapped up with that. I'm not going lie. I'm enjoying it.
00:33:51
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But I am doing the scores as we speak. I'm getting that updated. And they'll be up on Facebook yourself. Hell yeah. What up, Smith? you Hey, oh, I know stuff. What snuff do you what stuff do you know?
00:34:04
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Hmm. I puff and know stuff. I know stuff. but but I know stuff too. I know all kinds of stuff. ah He's commenting on my on my on my thing underneath my name. says I know stuff.
00:34:19
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Oh, I didn't even to see that. i don't you know I don't ever pay attention to the...
00:34:26
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Oh, jeez. Well, we've talked about doing a 24-hour stream on here before. ah We just haven't pulled the trigger on it. Now, I've done 24 hours, personally. oh I think the longest one I've ever did was 36 hours, and that was just ah unnecessary and uncalled for, but that was back when I was on Periscope, and my ex-wife and the kids had come home to Ohio to visit family and shit, and I was left home unsupervised, and I was bored and fucking started Periscope, and I was grilling outside on the back patio and listening to music, and...
00:35:01
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carried on over and the next thing i know the sun was coming up and then the sun was going back down and i was like hey i got drunk i drank so much got drunk and again want to say you know
00:35:18
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and no photoshop why i do this no i don't want to say
00:35:28
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I heard the the somebody popped up. There's Brittany. What had happened? She told me she was...
00:35:43
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britney bit she smoke weeds smell so she told me britney but she told me she was She told me she was going to take a pot nap, and this is the next time I heard from her. Yeah.
00:35:53
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That for the family of America on the first day of 26 is 900. What the hell?
00:36:05
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almost thought I was going to take a quick nap. This is my U.S. group and U.K. friends. Hell yeah, man.
00:36:13
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Them long streams are... You know, every once in a great while, a long stream is great. we We've been doing six-hour streams here on Saturday nights forever. Maybe we put it short last week.
00:36:26
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Yeah, last week. Last week was like super chill, super low-key. It was casual fuckery last week. Kentucky Music Mafia? Where's Kentucky mo Music Mafia Arliss?
00:36:39
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Where's the points I counted?
00:36:44
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bless was i don't yeah i don't know i don't i think i I don't know if I've heard of them or not. i've heard I've heard that name. like I've heard that name before.
00:36:57
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Kentucky Music Mafia.
00:37:02
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who right Now that I woke up from a nap, it's time to smoke a bowl. Brittany wants a long one.
00:37:14
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Stream, that is. Yeah. Good one but
00:37:22
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one.
00:37:25
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I'm just not even going to answer that. ah Answer what? Yeah, I want a long stream. Let's go with that one now. Why do we have to answer it That's up to you.
00:37:36
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That was directed at you, ma'am. It's nice of you to finally get dressed up. Oh, you didn't get dressed up for us. You did that because you went to a shower babies. I was like, what you mean? I totally forgot.
00:37:51
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yeah yeah i hate what did you mean and for your grant i totally forgot
00:37:59
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usually come over here. Yeah, and you are like, I gotta start looking better for the streams. And I'm like, you're fine looking homeless. No, I don't want to. Homeless Britney walking in. I'm like, ah, fuck it. Hell yeah, really that's cool. They're a band from Kentucky. Good friends of of there of his.
00:38:18
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What part of Kentucky? I think I've heard of them. I've heard of them. That's why asking what part of Kentucky. It sounds like they're close.
00:38:29
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I guess I could Google them, but I'm lazy. I'm on the tab. It's Saturday, man. on another i'm on I'm on another tab. I'm just i'm working on stuff. I told everybody I'd get to Facebook posts down with the scores from last night, so that's what I'm into two hours.
00:38:54
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I did that today after we got done doing Cassius' show. Sorry, I was telling i went down I sat down in my recliner and fell asleep for four hours. but we I'll tell you what, if my damn daughter doesn't stop waking me up when I'm asleep, going to have to hit her with a stone-cold stunner.
00:39:15
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I'm going to teach her a lesson. She works for a preschool they're off for summer break. yeah Just because you're awake doesn't mean I have to be awake in the morning. Yeah.
00:39:27
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I wake up at four. i try to be as quiet as possible, so I don't wake up anybody. Because honestly, I don't want to see anybody in the morning anyways. I don't know. I don't feel any fucking blame it.
00:39:40
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Yeah.
00:39:43
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How you doing, Johnny Bongs? Oh, we're doing. Fucking chugging along. check it on Doing the art thing. Yeah.
00:39:55
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doing what I can. I'm held back a little bit because some things going on, but we're still getting done what we can. There you go. Yeah. ah Hope you're doing what we're doing.
00:40:09
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I'm alive. Barely, but we're here. That's where I'm at. How was the baby shower? Was there lots of falling babies? It was actually like at first, like I walk in and it's like bunch of people I don't really know so I'm like ehhh of course it's all my stoner high school buddies are like an hour late we just end up playing water pong outside with my old boss and shit like it a good time say water pong?
00:40:47
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yeah did she say water pong? I don't know what that means. You just put water in the cups because if you drop the ball on the ground, you can't put it in the beer. and im drink well mean I guess you could. That's gross.
00:41:02
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You're worried about a dirty ping pong going into beer? It's alcohol. It cleans. don I just keep the beer on the side. just
00:41:14
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Add up from the cups of water. it Shit. That actually sounds like a fun way to do so. do Yeah.
00:41:26
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Add up for the grass to be good, then do you then have the fucking plant sitting
00:41:38
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I feel
00:41:42
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and so like when you dip your balls, it's not I'm getting them beer. Wait, what what are we talking about? Dipping balls? We're dipping balls now.
00:41:59
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I like to dip my balls before I throw them. Fair enough. enjoy dipping my balls as well every once in a while. and We all entitled ball dips.
00:42:12
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Fuck yeah. It's very relaxing, very soothing. to just Sometimes you dip your balls in. Sometimes you just gotta dip your balls. Yeah, or less like I said, I think I've heard of them, but I'm definitely gonna have to check them out. wanna look them up.
00:42:31
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Right? Nothing wrong with a good ball dip. Yeah.
00:42:38
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Sergeant Modog in the house. and What's going on, you goddamn degenerate? it Good to see you sir Hello Sergeant Moe Dog What is up
00:42:57
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You know We are ah three subscribers away From hitting 400 Share us out to your best homies Tell your granny These these guys guys Aren't serious but they're funny And definitely like Glick said Share us out to your grandmothers We're awesome. Nine out of ten grandmas approved. The tenth one?
00:43:22
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Sorry about your granny, but we got a show to do. Yeah, and I think we're only a couple subscribers away from 500 on Facebook.
00:43:34
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Hey, what's going on, Brittany? Brittany? and Is that they Yes. Is that another Brittany?
00:43:47
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We got two Brittany yeah bitches? It's Brittany Bash. It's the Brittany Bash.
00:43:59
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Nice. take See? Even your mom loves us.
00:44:05
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Yes. sure You know what? My mom. We are number one. and and grannies and moms. That's good shit.
00:44:17
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What? So, had an idea earlier
00:44:24
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to do a show. Just one segment. Just like segment one night. A bunch of us... i had i had an idea earlier do a show just so just one second just like a segment one night a bunch of us People who have tripped on shrooms get together on the panel and share our experience.
00:44:44
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Yeah. yeah Yeah. John, are you down with that, buddy? Yes, sir. I'm totally down with that, too. think I think you guys should all trip on t shrooms while you talk about your experience. That's what I was just going to say. And I'm in moderated.
00:45:01
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I'm not a opposed. oh usually Usually that's called a chaperone at that yeah right whatever you want to call me I got you who wants to chef run this adventure through the online trippings of i don't know I don't know if I can do that I've done it before what am I talking about I was going to say haven't you damn that's good ate an else one not sure if I came all the way down
00:45:35
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yeah and yeah You! I ate an ounce once. Not sure. and my Every time somebody starts talking about like tripping balls and stuff like that, I instantly think of Super Troopers. Oh, yeah. yeah that's a more smile there is taste like chino be That poor bastard the back you are freaking out may
00:46:09
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i I just watched that movie the other night. I was like, God, this movie. It's so dumb, but I laughed my ass off the entire time. you know and i want her and It's a great movie. I love it. I love the Club Dread guys. yeah yeah are they ah The Broken Lizard guys. Yeah, Broken Lizard. yeah Lonely Island guys.
00:46:31
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yeah That's Andy Samberg. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I love that movie. They did Club Dread, which I fucking love. That movie makes me laugh way too hard. Beer Fest is great.
00:46:44
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Beer Fest.
00:46:52
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I'm not goddamn Jimmy Buffett.
00:46:58
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Oh, I love that movie.
00:47:02
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Man, I shouldn't have taken a nap. Damn, man. 10 grams in the dark and silent. No outside influence. Let the trip take you where you need to go. Fuck. Hell, man. I'm not judging anybody who does, man. It just does not sound fun for me.
00:47:19
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Oh, no. Mushrooms are great. They make you super happy. But acid? I would say I don't think you would have a good time on that. I've yet to do acid. and so I just don't have to say.
00:47:31
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yeah heard is I just had this thing. yeah's just had this thing. It's like, like if it's made in a lab, I'm not like in a rush to try it, I guess. like and whatever yes I I'll ever do it again. Fair.
00:47:47
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It wasn't an experience. It was cool, I guess. but I'd rather do spirits. I mean, if this says anything, they have one of those creepypasta stories literally called 100 tabs of LSD.
00:48:03
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100 tabs yeah it's this dude's whole horrific fucking downward spiral yeah you think i mean i don't know not that i know anything about lsd but 100 tabs sounds wild to me once again the title was enough to inspire a horror story but yeah that's terrifying We don't take naps. We take mini comas. I know that's right. Mini comas.
00:48:32
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brand I put on two freaking alarms too and I slept right through them. Spiritual demon if you do it.
00:48:44
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and didn't set well i did I didn't have an alarm set. There was just one automatically set on my phone for something else. i don't know. It went off, scared the fuck out of me. And then I looked at the time and said, holy it's been like poor I was dead ass asleep, man. I was in my recliner. I had one leg hanging off the recliner. here and je i was Apparently, I was dead. I was i was comfortable, though.
00:49:06
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i was I was very much happy. Apparently, I needed it. and we are apparently i needed it Yeah. <unk> been a it's been a It's been a long week at the end of the day. Long, long day.
00:49:26
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che yeah
00:49:31
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Yeah, what she just said. Sorry. and so That's what I've been feeling. Not all day, but I did get a small nap in today, but I am...
00:49:45
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Yeah, it was go, go, go, go. is im doing I was about to take a nap and then I got like a notification for that baby shower like an hour before it was going happen and I was like, fuck.
00:50:00
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Bad timing. Jesus Christ, Tarantula. ah but fuck Your house was on fire and you were just... but When you were on Shrooms...
00:50:14
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but Just sleeping in general I think is what she said. I'm a heavy sleeper but if if like
00:50:26
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like normal noises don't bother me when I'm asleep. Like the kids moving around or the TV being on. But if there's a just the slightest noise that's different from the norm I'm wide awake.
00:50:40
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actually woke up one night I actually woke up one night
00:50:45
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think it at the beginning of ah beginning of the winter. it was we one of the times we first turned the heater on last year. And I was dead ass asleep.
00:50:56
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Woke up because I could smell something burning. I could not go back to sleep until I figured out what it was. And what it was was that initial...
00:51:08
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uh heater coming on for the first time the furnace kicking on for the first time even though we turned the heater on i kept the temperature at a certain temperature so it didn't kick on until the middle of the night when it got really cold i dude i was freaking out because yeah that shit's fucked with me before yeah know exactly what i'm walking through the house because it almost smelled like an electrical like an electrical fire but So I'm like, I can smell it in the bedroom. It was kind of faint in the bedroom.
00:51:37
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Then I can smell it in like cash's room and the hallway and by the kids' bathroom. And then when I went out in the living room, it got a little bit faint. So I'm like, okay, what's, is there an outlet that's like melting or something?
00:51:48
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So I'm like tearing cash's bedroom apart. And looking to the outlets to check them, checking the outlets everywhere. And then the furnace kicked on. and when the furnace kicked on, I was standing underneath the vent and I got a blast of it.
00:52:02
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I was like, ah, that's what it is. God damn it. is that Of course, Nicky was like, what the fuck are you doing? like Something's on fire in this fucking house.
00:52:14
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And it's she's like, I can't smell anything. i like well yeah I can. And it's driving me crazy. Yeah.
00:52:22
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It's been a case of sinusitis. Dude, I've got a super sniffer, man. I smell everything. I'm like a fucking bloodhound. oh yeah it's It's ridiculous, man.
00:52:33
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good i could I get this weird sinusitis shit where all I can smell is burning rubber. o So weird. Yeah, man. It fucks with my senses.
00:52:48
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Yucky. but yeah yeah should damn biden over over a hundred degrees that air conditioner better beyond You're out your damn mind.
00:52:59
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It was really quick realizing he he had the beer farts. No, trust me. so that Beer farts at White Castle. That's another demon. Trust me. mom oh I'm going to excuse myself outside if that happens. I'm just going to sleep outside. going to sleep outside.
00:53:19
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yeah no I don't want to be anywhere near that. I don't want to be anywhere near that. Trust me. It comes out of my body and I do everything I can to get the fuck away from it.
00:53:32
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yeah I don't want anybody else to be around it either. back I tell you what, back in the day when I used to drink Budweiser and and some of this, and i do and then I do enjoy me some White Castles. This is true.
00:53:43
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But man, Budweiser used to give me some of the most wicked fucking beer farts in the world, man. Sundays were not good. ah just open a window and stick my ass out the window all day. I've had some bad ones before. Oh, man. Oh, boy. Yeah, whatever.
00:53:58
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No, that's all that.
00:54:01
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girl something sorry yeah well very well people at Charleston used to do that shit, middle of fucking summer, and you'd walk in the house, and they wouldn't even have a window open, but have a couple fans on and no AC, and I'm like, y'all are out your goddamn money. Nah, dude.
00:54:21
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i like They're like, now we're comfortable. yeah When I lived in South Carolina, man, when my when um when my ex and I split, because her and I used to fight about the thermostat constantly,
00:54:32
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Man, when she split, that was fantastic because I set that thermostat at 64 fucking degrees. And I'd come home from work after being outside and, you know, all that all day long.
00:54:44
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Oh, God, it felt great. That blast, it was like a deep freeze, man. It hit me as soon as I opened the door getting ready to go upstairs. Oh, man, I loved it. And then I'd go up there and strip down to my boxers and lay on the um the couch in the living room. And it was 64 frozen fucking degrees. And I was i was happy.
00:55:04
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I'm like, yeah. um I'm the man of this castle. No woman will tell me I can't have it ice cold in here. Oh, Glick. Oh, my.
00:55:17
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I'm a bit of a mess, Blake. Fair enough, man. enough. I like to keep it cold. I'm in the basement, so it's cold anyways, but I'll dig i now now i Now in the summertime, I usually keep the AC about 60, between 70 and 68, something like that.
00:55:39
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yeah But if the kids are like, I'm cold, well, go put clothes on. i don't know what to tell um yeah right go go Go get a blanket. yeah there yeah Yeah. know there's there There's no use to getting used to it. I'm a big boy. I'm not built for I love the summer and I love the warm, but I got to be able to escape it to an air-conditioned house.
00:56:03
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Oh, for sure. oh yeah I just love the winter. I'll bundle up in like 10 layers and then go sleep out in the snow. Yeah. Yeah.
00:56:12
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get more so somebody used to same mo most tra yeah It's moist in South Carolina. It's humid here in Ohio. Yeah, it's humid as fuck here in Ohio.
00:56:24
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Down on the coast, you know, the summer when I lived in Charleston, yeah, it was hot. But it wasn't anything like it is here in Ohio. Because we're right there on the water, you know.
00:56:36
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Yeah. i and i worked And I worked downtown and on the islands and stuff. Man, I loved it in the summer times. You get that breeze coming off the ocean. Oh, man. it was It was perfect. It was just fucking perfect. is wonder weather The weather in Guam was 75 to like 85 on the hottest day year round.
00:56:57
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About 80% humidity, though. Tropical weather. Constant. It was beautiful. Amazing. i could i could I could live with that. 75 to 85 all year round. I could live with that.
00:57:09
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Oh, man. I did. Yeah, down in Charleston, like in the wintertime, we might wake up in the morning and it might be like 45, 50 degrees. And of course, everybody's losing their minds because it's cold. But by like 9, 10 o'clock, it'd be back up to the 60s and, you know, like low 70s. And this is in the winter. I mean, we used to go to the beach on Christmas because we didn't go swimming, but we would go to the beach and hang out because it would be nice. Yeah.
00:57:34
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Go to the beach and go swimming Christmas. Yeah. the weather the the water The water would get cold. Now, the water would get cold in the wintertime. But outside of that, I mean, it like you could still walk in the water. you could like you know like i would go like out to about shinny deep or whatever and walk, but I wasn't going any doing any like full-on swimming. It was kind of like last week when I went to the sort of lake. The water was still a little cold.
00:58:00
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Yeah. Yeah. I mean, there was there were some kids that that were there. They didn't care. But, you know, kids have no fucks to give. You put them near in the water, they're going swimming.
00:58:12
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But I did go out and about knee-deep water and kind of wade around a little bit. It was nice. It was it was a beautiful day last week, too. so Yeah, it looked really nice.
00:58:23
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Oh, yeah. So nice. I'm going to take the kids. Because there was, like, nobody there, too. That was the biggest bonus. There was nobody there on Memorial Day weekend because everybody was out. all like and so At Dillon, they had the beach area and then there's a fishing area and and the boats can come through. you know they They can only come so close to the swimming area.
00:58:49
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but Then there's a whole other area down a few miles down the road where the boat docks and everything are. where Everybody boats up. I would was thinking about going to Buckeye Lake, but I knew Buckeye Lake would be a madhouse last weekend yeah because everything's so kind of centralized with the beaches and the boats and and all that. And I was like, yeah, everybody and their mama's going to be there. So I'm just going to take my chances out at Dillon. And there was nobody out there. I loved it.
00:59:18
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Yeah, i love that type of thing. And I just know people around. Mm-hmm.
00:59:26
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Oh my gosh, I think my cat just took a shit. no Jesus. MoDog, I was down in Charleston. ah Chucktown, if you will.
00:59:43
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so luda South Carolina wasn't as bad for the humidity. yeah and Ohio sucks with the humidity. In the summertime, it gets so fucking humid and muggy up here. You walk outside, takes your fucking breath away.
00:59:55
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All you want to do is bitch and moan and complain. But then you know that within a couple months, it's going to be cold again. So we just kind of take in the summer and the heat when we come. I told us here too, man. So humid. This past winter, i had I had beer freeze out on the porch.
01:00:16
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There's been a lot of times when we're hanging, like back in the day, we'd hang out with our buddies. with my buddies, and we would literally stick our beer out on the patio table in the snow. We'd, like, push it down into the snow like koozie to keep our beer in the shit cold.
01:00:32
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It's the best cup holder, too, can holder, I guess I should say. yeah we'd be in that We'd be in the house playing cards, and, you we'd all be there. there's not enough room in the refrigerator for ah everybody's beer.
01:00:43
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So it was like, fuck it. Just take it out there and stick them in on the table in the snow. Hell yeah. Negative no. Folly Beach is awesome. Myrtle Beach it's myrtle myrtle beach is too touristy.
01:00:59
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it's It's a tourist trap. That's all Myrtle Beach is. In my opinion, in my opinion it's ah it's a tourist trap. and And that's all it is. I don't care for Myrtle Beach at all. Never been a big fan of it.
01:01:12
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But I do like Charleston. Folly is the tourist beach in Charleston area. But we've got some other really nice beaches down there. You've got Iowa Palms and Sullivan's Island and some other other nice beaches and stuff in Charleston.
01:01:30
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Sullivan's Island is is is is really cool. It's over off of Mount Pleasant. and it's It's a really cool place. That's where Fort Moultrie is. One of the... It was a revolutionary war, I think it was, when they started building it. So there's Some historical stuff around Sullivan's Island.
01:01:49
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But the beach over there is pretty nice. and and and And it's mainly just locals that go to that beach. You'll get some tourists there, but it's mainly locals there. That's what I prefer is like going to places like that. I don't like touristy places.
01:02:04
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Yeah. of Palms is just a little bit down from Solomon's. That's a little bit touristy. ah it gets a little crazy. It gets a little crazy in the summertime. But the nice thing about being a resident of Charleston, when we lived down there, we used to to Folly because Folly had, towards the end of the beach, they had a section just for residents only.
01:02:26
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So you had to live there and have your Charleston County Parks membership. And it was private parking. They had the the chairs and the umbrellas, and there was like a shower area, and there was a restroom.
01:02:39
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So, you know, that's where we would always go because we were residents. So was just like, it's not so bad. You just got to fight the traffic because when it's not super not tour season from my house, I could get to Folly in about 15 minutes.
01:02:53
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During the summer and during tour season, it could take about an hour to get there because there's only one way in one way in and one way out. there So... Assateague beaches.
01:03:07
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And they have, like, wild horses that run around on the beach and everything. Like, it was basically the same, like you said. You've been to Assateague?
01:03:19
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Oh, yeah. that's what We would go every weekend. You can you drive up on the beach. You can, like, dig a little ditch and make fire. Yeah, right when I woke up.
01:03:32
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Go camping. Yeah. All that shit. I love it. And, like, you have your own little area. So, it's fucking awesome.
01:03:45
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It's funny watching people try to drive up on the beach and, like, they don't, like, deflate their tires enough to, like, go through the sands and they get stuck.
01:03:56
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Do they bury their fucking vehicle to the axles? Yeah, dumbasses.
01:04:05
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no Yeah, know we we we had sharks in South Carolina. We've seen sharks every once in while. Not very often. More dolphins than anything else. the Dolphins used to come right up. Dolphins or porpoises.
01:04:19
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Porpoises? Yeah, some people don't know the difference between dolphins and porpoises. yeah They're all the same. You can tell between their nose and their fin.
01:04:34
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Yeah. Yeah, they would actually actually was kind of crazy because the first the first. First house we had that i we had down there in Charleston um or the first apartment we had, there was like a little.
01:04:52
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ah It came off the river, there was like a little area and during high tide and shit, the dolphins would actually come up through there and swim. And there's like a little boat and I used to go down there in the mornings after I dropped the kids off just to kind of relax.
01:05:04
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you know before I had to start my day and go to work and all that crap. and You get down there high tide and and they would they'd swim within a foot or two from you without a without a care in the world.
01:05:18
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Love that. Fun little, fun fun creatures to see. They would do the same thing at the beach, man. They would come up damn near as far as they could without you know reaching that limit where they would be stuck and just hang out where all the people were.
01:05:33
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Them little bastards are but little bastards of sexual predators. Dolphins will break the hell out of you. it They will. 100% on that one. 100% on that one. Will it happen?
01:05:48
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For those of that have not noticed, that last night's score is up on Facebook.
01:05:56
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what's What's the year total? at the year what's the year total The year total? I didn't do year total. was just last Glick won, right? Weren't you hit losing? I was getting smoked.
01:06:08
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i had I had the ultimate comeback, baby. I had to i had the ultimate comeback, baby.
01:06:14
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I was like, where did this come from? I put all the haters to bed.
01:06:22
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And the naysayers. I'm a true underdog. feel like he got some easy ones, though. Just like Michael, I feel like he got a couple easy ones, too.
01:06:34
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I have no idea, Sergeant Moe Dog, but I'm feeling like this is good to true is going to turn on that line. Possums are crazy as I'm listening to the class.
01:06:46
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Possums are cool. They're dirty little fuckers, but... Yeah? Yeah. Dirty little fuckers. know
01:06:58
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Now that I look at this picture more of this snapping turtle, he looks pretty fucking stone.
01:07:08
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viruses see my come
01:07:15
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um good now that i look at this picture more of this snapping turtle he looks pretty fucking stone Watch this No check it Check it I'm going to send you a picture Here you tell me Tell me this fucking scepter turtle don't look stoned
01:07:36
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This Of course you send it to the stoner Well yeah I wouldn't send it to the stoner I see how you do the breakdown Okay that's cool man That turtle is stoned as fuck
01:07:52
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That's probably why he didn't Snap at me he was like Bro fuck the stick Yeah he's like what's up Man What's up Cam Oh dude Cam fucking dropped by the other night ah Thursday when Brittany night yeah What's up dude This is the first time I'm seeing how you do the Scoring boys I like that that's cool
01:08:16
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I'm going to say the last month too Yeah You you know you know mike mike Michael really had a you know He was a man so big in the first round. He got that... I put it like a little... Not an Easter egg, but like a golden nugget of a point box. and they're like Fucking six points all for one.
01:08:40
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he He got lucky because he got he just happened to get that... Yeah. Yeah. yeah it's three it I'm going to toot my hor arent my horn right now. All those questions and all the trivia I do is all curated by me.
01:08:57
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Yeah, no, man. Yeah, he got he got seven points in the first round. I started posting pictures. Hell yeah. oh yeah Nice. He got seven points in the first round, and and then in the next two rounds, he couldn't even match his first round score.
01:09:12
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Talk about complete meltdown. Ha, ha, ha.
01:09:17
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And then the big dog train came a-rolling through.
01:09:25
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At a snapping turtle, you name it, not furry, but I've pretty much raised it. I'm a little confused by that grammar, but I think what you're trying to say is you had a snapping turtle, and you named it Hot Fury, and you pretty much raised it.
01:09:46
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I'm guessing that's what you put. I don't know. i' like, I'm really trying to figure this out. My brain hurts.
01:09:55
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What is up on trackable? My day. on track brother I've got the link pinned, so it should be easy for anybody to find for anybody who wants to come up.
01:10:07
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It is pinned on YouTube. And just in case anybody's extra slow and needs it. There it is again. And Untrackable in the building. i don't know why anybody would want a snapping turtle as a i don't know why anybody would want a snapping turtle as a pet.
01:10:27
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Those things are i think mean. I think if I had a turtle as a pet, I would probably name him Harry.
01:10:38
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I'm i not having a turtle as a pet. I'm only going to keep it long enough until it's big enough for me to eat. yeah so We're having turtle soup tonight, kids.
01:10:53
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Your name is Dennis.
01:10:59
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Dennis. I like Dennis. french French fried turtle. Bald turtle. Oh, yeah, yeah, That was a fucking 92nd Ninja Turtle flashback for me.
01:11:14
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Did I upload that? Seriously? I'm being roughy. rapfaen Yeah. like i so I started figuring you out last night. I was like, this son of a gun.
01:11:26
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We had this whole long conversation until three o'clock in the morning the other night talking about actors and all that stuff. And every actor we talked about came up in your scenes last night. Yeah. yeah That's probably why.
01:11:40
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yeah I don't know what's up what's up Ant if you remember I made that comment last night did you catch on that like some of the quiz questions or the quotes will also tie in with the questions will tie in with each other yeah so when you guys sit there and just go scene scene like oh my
01:12:08
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well i would'a right I like to i like to okay so I'll give you i'll give you my little I like to do the scenes because sometimes either they're the hardest or they're the easiest one to rack up some points what do you call a black snapping turtle a snapping turtle do I don't want to know i don't want i don't know i don't want to know you racist be racist but
01:12:39
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oh oh Oh, it's one of those. yeah Yeah. I was thinking like Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle. I was thinking it's like, like not, not racist punchline.
01:12:56
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She just got, you sound like you and Wally would be good friends. Squipping snakes and shit. Wally's got got by the day. UnTrackable said I married a snapping turtle. Our safe word is ouch.
01:13:12
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What's a
01:13:17
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what's up on YouTube? I can sub to you. I don't know if there's on my YouTube. Fucking UnTrackable. What's going on? I love that dude.
01:13:29
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UnTrackable's my guy. I fucking love him. Oh, good company is. Yeah, he's he's great company. He's fun to hang out with. He's always a joy when he comes up here. He's great people. Yeah, absolutely.
01:13:43
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ah Untractable, do you have any shroom stories? Yeah, let's do it. I said I'm making a tally. I'm trying to find out who's got good ones so I you know i can reach out later, but schedule a panel. Let's have shroom talk.
01:14:00
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My last one was... <unk> still a person to get rid of my ten I'll tell you what, if you're into like reptiles and shit, whenever, what whenever Wally gets back, Wally does on Thursdays, Wally does a cold-blooded conversations and it's all about the reptile community. And he's got dragons and dinosaurs as pets and snakes.
01:14:23
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We used to, he used to do dragons and dinosaurs racing, but we had to split the shows up into two different shows. So, but he's got a couple, he's got, three, four different snakes, I think. I like snakes. He's got a couple of lizards. I don't know.
01:14:39
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i don't know what all he's got. And he's got a whole bunch of fucking dogs, too. so <unk>s like
01:14:49
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I'm walking for beer. but but Nice. Well, go walk and get your beer, and then when you get back, jump in here and have a few beers. I'm actually thinking about taking a break so I can go grab me a couple. I was working on getting rid of my headache.
01:15:03
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I woke up from my nap with a headache, and I was like, I gotta get rid of this headache before it. I was gonna remove that whole entire car from the background from that whole entire picture and leave just the car. Fuck yes.
01:15:15
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Now I don't know what background to put. I don't know. sad She said, sadly, I can't do drugs. Who? but Who said, sadly, you can't do drugs?
01:15:27
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She said her son keeps trying to... get her to take Oh, tranches a woman. I apologize. I think I referred to you in that area. My brain is an issue. where I see things when they try to... I was unaware as well. yeah Well, now you're aware. Fair enough. It's hard
01:15:50
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hard to sleep in your own shrooms. Dude, no shit. I've had people admit I sleep like a rock. out beautiful I did it. i complete After a while.
01:16:03
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i can tell you how. The dream process. I just let that take hold and I went nuts with it, man. In my sleep. After a while, I can.
01:16:14
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but I can't turn my brain off. Yeah. it means the immune process go nuts Danger, danger, danger. There's a giant man walking around the neighborhood. Oh, yeah. ah Two fingers something. I'm fucking with you.
01:16:31
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don't ba Put your wiener away, Untrackable. What's What's up, bro?
01:16:40
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He's walking to get beer. Walking to get beer. He's a man on a mission. That picture. What should I put behind that car? Where should I put that car? I'm here and I'm clear.
01:16:52
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um like just put Just put your face in the driver's seat. No, I don't know. i mean, i took i took this I took this at a car show last year. i just I just removed the background. I'm like, where can I it? but i'd like ah I don't know, like a car lotter up your ass. You guys have no imaginations.
01:17:17
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Bend over! Bend over! Spread your cheeks and I'll show you where to put it, please. i was going to say like on a drag a drag strip or something. I'm sorry. I'm still waking up. I feel like that movie is going to get put on the... Can I make it drive into a bough hole? I'm sure you could. Which bough is it going to hey Bigfoot sighting being called... ever random one i find Whatever random one I find on the internet.
01:17:46
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walking down the road with the phone in his hand. Don't mind me, folks. I'm just going to get some air. I'm glad. I think I'm a guy. Ooh, I know. I just want to have bigger balls.
01:18:07
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yeah
01:18:09
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At work. I thought you had the golden cooter, right? Big balls.
01:18:17
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Yeah, inside of me. They're like, where do you mark your balls? I'm like, they're inside. Keep mine inside. um Imagination. You can make anything happen.
01:18:32
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This is true story.
01:18:36
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Picture it's all BS.
01:18:44
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butshirt's obvious b yes
01:18:47
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Huh? Trauma. Picture it didn't happen. yeah oh Sarge. Picture it didn't happen.
01:18:58
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Like ACDC up in here. I've got big balls. I've got the biggest balls of all. Oh my god. That's going to be stuck in my fucking head now.
01:19:10
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yeah you are um You're welcome. how How do you feel having my big balls stuck in your head now? Ask Glick if you're a girl.
01:19:24
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you're I don't know. Oh, shit. Sergeant Modog said pics or it's
01:19:35
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you're you're you're You're welcome. You're welcome, Brittany. I'm i'm ruining your life. but First with the clicketing and now ah place I didn't know you put that up on fucking Facebook and I stumbled across it the other day.
01:19:49
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What's that? The clicketing picture. I forgot that you were going to put it. Oh, it's on Facebook. put something. I put something that uploaded something the other day that I thought was kind of. Oh, i put something there i put something that i uploaded something the other day that i thought was kind of oh Apparently, it's some fashion thing that was like pee-stained fucking pants. And I was like, today apparently apparently, I'm fucking Miles Davis now.
01:20:14
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If you don't get that reference, you suck. Yeah. but
01:20:20
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yeah It's funny because you put some of the most random stuff up there and and I'll come across it and scroll it. I'm like, oh, that's funny. I wonder who posted that. I want to post it onto our page. Then I go to click on it. It's on your page. It's on your page. It's right there.
01:20:39
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Blazing at the end. I try to like tag it
01:20:46
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tag it.
01:20:48
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This is a very mild... <unk> fall books i beach yeah thought never gonna oh suck man never hear the same now ae got um ah i've got the best bowls of all and they're spen the right yeah good
01:21:20
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Vanilla sweaty balls. I don't want to hear about, like, fucking balls, man. and was not talking about my balls. It's an ACDC song. Mojang is. More like Ozzy Osbourne.
01:21:34
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Ozzy Osbourne does a song about big balls? I think so. Big balls. Shvetti. Shvetti balls.
01:21:46
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Big Shvetti balls. Shvetti.
01:21:51
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oh excuse me i sha well Do you have a rucksack on while you go get beer? Is that what it's called, Blaze? A rucksack? Or it's just like a normal like... What? or it's just like an normal light appo
01:22:12
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and from used what
01:22:24
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I was trying to put him up on the big screen while he was doing that. Oh.
01:22:31
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Yeah. I'll give you another opportunity. What is going on? Sorry.
01:22:40
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i'll give you another opportunity where plenty lights
01:22:49
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That fucking laptop just did a fucking weird like... Unintrackable. but In public. Should be against the law. That's what shit i would do. Yeah, the... What was that? Was that out was that Alec Baldwin that did the sch sweaty balls on on Saturday on and on SNL?
01:23:11
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a I don't I think it was. I don't know. I i do. I think it was it was definitely Alec Baldwin that did sweaty balls. Let me see.
01:23:22
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Wasn't it him?
01:23:26
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Well, we have the food play box. I'm not doing it. You can do that. What do we call it? Our pock pooter? Got my pock pooter here. Pock pooter.
01:23:38
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hawk poter
01:23:42
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Let me look on my, the Google box, as the French say.
01:23:51
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but little middle middle little middle middle yeah yeah What was that? yeah Yeah, it was. Yeah, yeah. you know yeahp It was. It was Alec Baldwin.
01:24:04
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On that NPR, the NPR radio, like AM radio station.
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Yeah.
01:24:17
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This is a mild Saturday. i but i'm getting ready that and now I'm getting ready to start drinking. It's about to pick up. Mild sauce. that's That's what we are tonight.
01:24:30
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It's about to pick up. I'm actually going to take a... should If we wouldn't get copywritten for it, I would... i've already well I have seen it, but I forgot that it was Alec Baldwin. I feel like it wasn't It was. Yeah, I just Googled it.
01:24:48
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You Googled it? I think Mad Dog. Googled it. I've seen the Shpity Balls. Shpity Balls. Yeah, he threw it down there.
01:25:01
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Yeah, it was him. Okay. Yeah, actually I've got all kinds of i got all kinds of buttons and stuff here. I can push and do all kinds of things with taking the screens down, showing pictures.
01:25:14
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and all kinds of stuff We got all kinds of toys and gadgets on the stream yard that we use.
01:25:21
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Like the extra special award. and Golden butt plug. and The golden butt plug. Yeah, baby. What is it? Oh, the cum blast.
Humorous Personal Stories and Self-Confidence
01:25:35
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but but oh Oh, man. I never forgot all about that. Is that what that was? Yeah, that's what that was. I forgot all about that, too. was just looking at it. I thought I deleted it no yeah
01:25:52
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it. No. I'm trying to find a good picture of a Viking. Of a what? Of a Viking. Of a Viking. I like Vikings.
01:26:03
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Why won't it let me... Oh, there it goes. that's brittany oh It's Brittany Vick. Fuck!
01:26:13
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I can't make it work!
01:26:19
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Anyways, let's yeah let's actually take a real quick break. Go make your bladder glider if you need to. Make the bladder glider.
01:26:30
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Go get you a beverage if you need to. need to get me a belly. Roll you a patty if you need to. Yeah, good go to the loo and get you a bevy.
01:26:46
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All right. Dang,
01:26:51
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girl. 14 already? You're going to taking a walk like ah Untrackable here? I am a button push. Oh, shit.
01:27:03
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that man I don't like that voice. I don't like that no face thing. like Don't come up on a stream and not turn your camera on. like You're not that important. You see it on TikTok a lot. People will be up on streams and they won't have their camera on. You're not that fucking important. Go away.
01:27:24
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You see it on shaman panels sometimes. People won't their camera at all. It's just like... Well, Shaman doesn't turn his camera on. Well, my buddy Smoke doesn't turn his camera on either. And I'm like, dude, he's like, man, I can't be showing my face out here. I'm like, nobody cares. Unless you have a voice like Morgan Freeman, you can't get away with that. Yeah, that makes no sense. Even back in the day on Haps, there was a lot of people who were like, I can't show my face because they're stalkers. It's like, you to show your face. Oh, yeah.
01:27:59
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You're 75 and you look like a fucking troll. Shut up. yeah just say, just say, just either admit that you have self-confidence issues or work on it, therapy.
01:28:10
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I just wish more people were honest with themselves. Like, I'm not saying a person is bad for having self-confidence issues. I do. I'm aware it. I do too. Honest about it. That's all I'm saying. Be honest with yourself.
01:28:24
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i have no so I have too much confidence because I'm a We know. We know, Glick. it you know. yeah Well, it's tough it's tough when all you do is win. I'm just saying.
01:28:47
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It's tough waking up looking this good.
01:28:52
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i wake up and piss excellence, you sons of bitches. Oh, my gosh. My ex-fiancé, Wesley, used to say that all the time. e That's something to be self-conscious about, MoDog. I would be self-conscious about having big shvety balls on camera, too. He said, I'm self-conscious of my big shvety balls on camera. I am.
01:29:15
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Fair enough. The tarantulas in the comments ah agreeing with you guys. We know.
01:29:23
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experience used I used to be. i mean I still am to a certain degree. but i do have ah ah pretty I think everybody has a little bit of a... Yeah. you in that Oh, believe me.
01:29:39
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I got a complex. because I don't even know how to put into words. they Don't even have names for some of the shit I have going on. So far, that's what I guess. Oh, shit. Is that smog? It's not, but that's funny. Oh, shit.
01:29:51
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so far that's what that's oh shit that smart
01:30:04
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it's not but that' money um yeah Oh, man. told you I was looking for a Viking.
01:30:16
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and Who's driving the car? Is this like a self-driving car? It's a Tesla. It's a Tesla? how It's a Tesla. You can't see because of the reflection of whatever. Yeah, that too.
01:30:31
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That too, huh? I'll put somebody in there. should schas Take this break,
01:30:43
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Yeah. Yeah, yeah, there you go. Recently had a little bit of help. Got a little kick in the ass to start posting. Who's that? who Oh, Tranchel.
01:30:55
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All right, let's take a real quick breaky break. I'm going to go get some beverages.
01:31:04
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a ah seriously let's take a real let's take a real quick breaky break um we'll go get some beverages Plus, I just want to play this song tonight for my for my guy, James. So here's James Luker's brand new song featuring Jay Bales with Indiana Creekwater.
01:31:19
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We'll be right back here in just a couple minutes.
01:31:35
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I'm burning smoke down my roads. Winter's rolled up with some aquas. It's in my jeans with the lyrics I speak.
01:31:46
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And my roots run deep like an old old tree. It's in my blood. It's in my soul. In the muddy waters that was down 44. So when I can't sing and my heart stops the beat, bury me.
01:32:14
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The creek water roars through my veins
01:32:48
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So this doesn't feel the same
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01:33:58
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In the creek, water runs through my veins
01:34:30
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To
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do us we r go to bio dot link slash nonsensical network you're gonna get all of our links and don't for get
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to do us a little favor
01:34:59
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With this right here. If it'll come up, there you go Like, share, subscribe, baby. Please, what you got going on with your car now? Oh, my God. You put Pennywise in the driver's seat. and You're muted, buddy.
01:35:17
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I didn't realize I was muted. Yeah, Tim Curry. Tim Curry. very and fuck Yeah.
01:35:26
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There's the driver. du so i want that
01:35:34
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I can't do anything like yeah losing like with my other photos on Photoshop because it fucking bogs this computer down but if I do stupid shit my computer's like it's okay it's got that it's that 4.20 fucking windows
01:35:52
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<unk> it is it is it's got that it's at four point two o fucking windows um bring back how they I think I think I think I think tri you should tune in Tuesday night because we're gonna have all kinds of music blaze and i are gonna be hanging out doing a little GMB mixtape Wow that was lame
01:36:29
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I'm not going to lie. As long as I don't have to. James, man, nothing to get. man and That's not my bag. My bag. He's talented. I mean, he's talented. I think he's just, he's young. He's not polished.
01:36:46
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I think he has a lot of grunt. He's super young. I think he's just turned 24. Oh, my God. or know my i twenty so But that's that's his that's kind of his style, that that raw, gritty type musing.
01:37:04
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I like it. But the video, yeah, like what he said, it's not polished. No, yeah, no. He's he's he's he's an indie artist. I think that's what I like about it.
01:37:19
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Sometimes I like when music can be like a little... Great. Yes, yes. the Not in James Licker's case.
01:37:32
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know I do know what you mean. I do know what you mean, though. i think I think if it's your style of music, you're going to enjoy it. because like like i like i know you like I know you like Kissing Lillard, and they're kind of raw and gritty in their style. you know They're not 100% polished in their style, but you like their style of music.
01:37:51
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Yes, James Licker. I'm just not James Licker. Nothing against you, buddy. Your music ain't mine my ah bra bad. My bag. it's ah it's not It's not you personally. It's just there's a lot of musicians that fucking sing music. Different strokes for different folks, man. You like what you like. Right?
01:38:09
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right Yeah, fuck Okoyuna. No, I'm joking. I don't know. Yeah, I'm bringing back that 70s controversy. but You took down the Beatles, man.
01:38:23
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Whatever. I think the beagles beats i got the Beagles... The Beagles got taken down when Lennon made the comment that said they were bigger than God. And he said, oh, yeah. yeah right Enjoy getting shot.
01:38:35
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Yeah. ah Is that what really happened? Did some like freaking Christian Looney go, oh, you hurt my fucking God, he feels. No, no, no, no. The that know like the that the the dude that shot Lennon was just a crazed fan.
01:38:50
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It doesn't sound like a fan. Crazed fan. He was a crazed fan because that same night he had met John Lennon earlier in the night and got like an autograph and stuff. I can't remember what he said the reason and why the voices in his head, you know,
01:39:06
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They told him to do it. But you they he actually got to meet him. and then a few hours later, when John and Yoko was walking down the street, homeboy walked up and said, bop, bop, bop.
01:39:19
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And... You know what? I only hear about the people who have voices in their head that tell them to do bad things. Where are the people that have the voices in their head that tells them to do the good things? Those people don't really exist.
01:39:31
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The voices in your head are usually bad. I want to meet those great... Actually, you know what they probably do? It's just that they don't do any bad things and just don't know about it. You know what I mean?
01:39:43
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It's like some crazy dude's like, man, I hear voices in my head, but it's telling me to go pick up litter. but like Nobody's going to report that. I'm just saying. Why would you?
01:39:54
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It's not what mine tells me. Oh my God, I'm going crazy. My voices in my head are telling me to go mow my neighbor's lawn. yeah I don't think there's a such thing as good voice. I don't think you get good voices in your head to tell you to do good deeds. so I don't think that's like a... Maybe it is. I'm not an expert. I don't know. There are people that post videos of them doing nice things, but it's like, I feel like they're cringy.
01:40:19
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The people that do nice things that are like actually good, they stay humble. I'm going to start doing nice things to to people when they thank me and be like, sorry, it's the voices in my head.
01:40:31
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is Something Moses was telling me to do. but around here Around where I live, though, they'll go, oh, bless your heart. That's just Jesus.
01:40:48
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Oh, bless your heart. You're not wrong either. you're not wrong either know You see that down in South Carolina, the same type of people.
01:41:00
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I'm going to pray for you. If you do nice things, it's Jesus talking to you. If you're doing bad things, it's the son of Sam. ah so It's the dog next door telling you to murder everybody. dog It's the dog. That's what son of Sam said. he nick bur or be berkowitz That's what he said. The dog next door was telling him to do all those bad things.
01:41:23
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That is a fact.
01:41:26
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Blame it on the dog, man. That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm going to do. This picture needs a St. Menard.
01:41:39
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Blue your heart is me mean as fuck to here. Wait, what?
01:41:55
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Yeah, bless your heart is mean as hell. That's not that's not meant to be nice down south.
01:42:04
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First time somebody said that to me, i was like, nah, fuck you. I know what that means. I agree. You're not going to insult me in some ways.
01:42:18
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i agree you i gonna audience it is and so us Bless your heart. Bless your heart is is a pejorative. It is an insult. It is a dig at the person. It's an ad hominem.
01:42:31
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Exactly what it is. My grandparents are from Georgia and Alabama. And my grandfather was a pastor. So hearing bless your heart. And you guys have gotten to know me.
01:42:44
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mean I heard it a lot. like Unfortunately, gotten to know you.
01:42:52
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and sure ah At this point, we're just like, she's one of ours. We'll keep her, we guess. She's like a little lost orphan who showed up one night. ah but yeah Well, thanks for having me.
01:43:08
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First time someone said that to me. Uh-oh. Laces on buttons. You're muted. youre but You're muted. You're muted. You mean you can turn autocorrect off?
01:43:24
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I didn't know that. For second, I thought Blaze was yelling at me. You're muted. And all I could see was the serious the serious face and the finger wag. And I'm like, what did I do? I understood the fuck.
01:43:40
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Yeah. No, because autocorrect fucks with me, too. And I'm like, i didn't know I can turn it off. Whoa.
01:43:50
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I'm about to get some really fucking text now from me. ah With no autocorrect. It's a good thing we we need some big thing we do voice chats all the time because I'll tell you what, I'll send a text sometimes and then after I send it, I'm like, oh, fuck.
01:44:04
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I look retarded. Well, I'm not fixing it at this point. Yeah, right? same times like Sometimes I'm worried autocorrects and get the fucking Secret Service call to my ass.
01:44:15
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Yeah.
01:44:18
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first so Some of your searches. yeah You have the day you deserve. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, exactly. Ooh, I know who needs to go in this picture now.
01:44:30
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Not a dog. um who
01:44:38
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Are you on show now as you do this picture, please? No, no. i Actually, I'm trying to find that picture of Jimmy Carter. Fuck that son of a bitch. Fuck you, Jimmy Carter, you piece of shit.
01:44:53
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No, beer and typing is not a good match. Or having a tiny keyboard and big fat fingers. The bud that my buddy just gave for me is really good. The what?
01:45:06
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The weed that my friend gave me yesterday is really good. Brittany's fading, everybody. We're going to lose Brittany. The only free weed that's not good is when it's laced with football.
01:45:20
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Yeah, true. yeah Maybe this might be so good. Nah, I'm just kidding. Britney's fading.
01:45:32
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Britney's usually always fading. This is when you think it's good. yeah just yeah just Yeah, right? Just hit a wall like Blaze does. There's nothing better than Blaze hitting a wall after he's had one too many or or he hits a gummy.
01:45:48
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A few weeks back. That was awesome. Okay, so I've actually kind of taken a step back from the edibles for a little bit. Mass quantities.
01:45:59
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I'm still doing it. It's not mass quantities. I was getting hit pretty hard. It was kind of dragging me down. It was building up in my system. I had to let it all flush out, basically.
01:46:13
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It was good, though. You're self-aware of it. You had to hit the had to hit the reset button. yeah bla ah Blaze has been known to hit the wall a few times on the show. and it's and It's hilarious what he does because there is and there is note between his brain and his mouth, there's no cooperation. and just just it like It just gets does happen from time to time
01:46:45
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And if he's sipping on some bourbon to go with it, oh, those are the best names. Yes, that's the best time. Best time is when Connor I miss Connor. I'm not going to lie, on miss con con I miss Connor.
01:46:56
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I miss you, Connor. I love you, homie. I miss him, too. Him and his mom talk about him all the time when we're together. She's great lady. She is. What are you looking at me like that Brittany?
01:47:11
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I can tell you like this. wasn't even looking at you. I try to avoid looking at Let's be honest. from From a certain perspective. From a certain perspective.
01:47:25
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um When you think you know where you're going and you make a wrong turn. Oh. oh I've been there.
01:47:37
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I just moved here and I was trying to walk from the pub back to my house and I did not know where the fuck I was. All I can think of right now is the Blair Witch Project. Because you've got the camera super close to your face.
01:47:53
Speaker
and And like that he's definitely going to get somebody calling saying that there's a fast flash walking. yeah i'm not I'm not worried about but and If anything, they'll help you get home.
01:48:08
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I think that's where you're mistaken. Can't nobody help me. He's untrackable and unhelpful, right, Brittany? He is. i think that's where you're mistaken can't change help me and
01:48:24
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unhe untrollable and yeah untrackable and unhelalpy right bri has check Holy shit. He says, i'm ah I'm a lost cause.
01:48:37
Speaker
It might just be a shadow, but that's my shadow up there. Stop fucking following me, bro. Oh shit, that's just my shadow. Sometimes you gotta put a stamp that is...
01:48:49
Speaker
oh shit that's just my shadow it's so sometimes youve got and you gotta to put a stamp that is
01:48:59
Speaker
Very recognizable. Fair. And then you will know if there was that you were home. If there was wet cement, would you dip your balls in it? ah Yes.
01:49:13
Speaker
i mean... but That wasn't even my question, was it? i just never I've always wanted to do that. i just haven't gotten to it yet. I would. i would fucking do that. Sorry, that was not my question to answer, but I'm just saying.
01:49:27
Speaker
I was asking everyone. so okay that's not even That's not even the best question. the best really Would you just do it or would you create an entire ceremony around the ball dipping?
01:49:42
Speaker
It depends. What was the ceremony in sale? No cemetery. depends if narrow tony and jail like yeah candle noy is cemetery No ceremony if it's just me. If there's people around me.
01:50:00
Speaker
Cemetery. Cemetery. Well, it could be a could be a wet tombstone. If you're a semen cemetery.
01:50:12
Speaker
That's what I want. Okay, I know what I want on my tombstone now. I hope that's your house untrackable. I want all of them to start drinking. When I die, when I die, I want...
01:50:26
Speaker
but When I die when you die, I want all my living friends that are with balls to dip their balls in my tombstone before dries. and so Oh, so like like when like when when you do a sidewalk in front of your house and your kids put their hands it?
01:50:43
Speaker
You just have all your friends ball prints on your tombstone. Exactly. Blaze, I got you. i'm ah I'm a good enough friend. I'm there for you, brother. If you go before me. prints on my Can I do my lip prints? Can do my lip prints?
01:50:59
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Only they look like balls.
01:51:04
Speaker
but can i do my lipprints ah only if they look like balls
01:51:13
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no yeah
01:51:18
Speaker
oh damn you can put your lip prints over any of the ball imprints that are there sure that's probably like every everybody should be able to do what they want fair it's my you're right at adult new that
01:51:43
Speaker
you Just the tip. Just the tip. That's all I'm going to tell you is just the tip. But who says that? I want ball prints on my tombstone.
01:51:57
Speaker
I did. I just said that. What do you mean who says What you mean who says that? I just said that. yeah
01:52:08
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brown la Blaze said it and and I said I got you bro if that's if that's you know a dying wish that you have for ball prints on your tombstone I got you so definite yeah yeah I need to find a better way to word it though no ball prints testicle my tombstone
01:52:33
Speaker
and at testicle my tombstone um I think some did a if you're gonna go and you're gonna be immortalized in stone ah would much rather have a friend that would put their balls in concrete for me, then have a wife that bitches at me all the time and a kid it's kind of look at this and pull me of the and that's And send me back to the bottom.
01:53:04
Speaker
How many times do I have to suffer? Hey, homeboy, we spent some time together. Would would you mind so much? to dip your balls in my tombstone. He gets it. He gets it.
01:53:19
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It's the testy tombstone. minute
01:53:24
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What the fuck is it? Click, as you being my friend, when I die, I need you to slap your balls against my wet tombstone. Whatever you need, buddy. I got you.
01:53:39
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I'm in the middle of a tombstone, but I've got to get in here while it's before it dries real quick, all right? Oh, I just, oh. Hey, what's up, Mad Dog?
Regional Differences and Personal Stories
01:53:48
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I'm sorry. Somebody's got to let me know there's people in the backstage.
01:53:51
Speaker
Oh, you're good, man. I haven't seen that video. I suck at my job. Go pop down. ah li It's Mo Dog, too, not Mad Dog, but whatever, Blaze. Mo Dog. Mad Dog's dangerous. interest no but Good to see you, brother. no i had I had to come up, man, because the voices in my head told me to come up here and dip my balls in something. I don't know if that's a good thing or a bad thing.
01:54:16
Speaker
It sounds like an amoral thing at this point. You're good. I'm only tell. makes me wish I had balls.
01:54:25
Speaker
i will only tell its amazing me wish i had and and much pure Yeah, it becomes it becomes a unique thing when you have such a bond with a person that they will put you in their nutsack, immortalized concrete um for your tombstone. But what happens when you have like 10 dudes?
01:54:49
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then Then your tombstone looks like one of those dimpled things that turns into a piece of fucking art, man. CEO of Bald Dippers International, dude. You fucking rock. That's funny. and paul Bald Dippers International.
01:55:00
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Mm-hmm.
01:55:03
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You know what? I actually might create a Ball Dippers International training video to add to my VHS collection. There you go. big ah might I might.
01:55:15
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yeah I might not. The question is, why haven't you already fucking done that? Ball Dippers Volume 3. Ball Dippers Volume 3. yeah Because I'm working most and we on this other thing.
01:55:28
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Did I hear on track and you say he got lost on the way to get beer? M&O.
01:55:34
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yeah He's not very good at navigating. two
01:55:40
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So you never you never made it to get beer then? only used to testicular tune I think he got beer. He was lost on the way coming back, right? Yeah, was on the way back. Oh, okay. I took the good old backpack and grabbed a 24-pack and I'm good for when they don't sell beer on Sunday.
01:56:01
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That's a song right there. Unless you drink it all day. yeah Some states are stupid like that. Yeah, not in the blue states. Yeah, Ohio doesn't sell um wine or liquor on Sundays.
01:56:16
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I think they changed that. think it's afternoon. um I'm in North Carolina and it used to be noon, but they they created this thing called the Banquet.
01:56:34
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law or the brunch law, however you want to say however you want to say it. and It's like, okay, it it changed from 12 o'clock to 10 o'clock.
01:56:45
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so you know
01:56:49
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yeah they they they're lean They're leaning up on it because they know what they know what pays the taxes around here. When I was stationed in South Carolina and North Carolina, you couldn't buy shit on Sundays, man.
01:57:01
Speaker
like the stores weren't even open. It wasn't even just fucking alcohol, you know? Oh, yeah. Freaking blue laws. yeah
01:57:11
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Yeah. should feel. jesus says Stay home and i fucking repent. but Blue laws. Blue laws is is an expression of religious privilege. I hate it.
01:57:25
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Blue laws. Blue laws is an expression of religious privilege. that's ah the gu that the state gets to unfortunately engage in. It's stupid.
01:57:37
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That's all.
01:57:39
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Yeah, well.
01:57:43
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I know one thing. You can't cheat unless you know the rules. That's why I think it was one pack, six pack, 40 ounce. That's very true. Very true.
01:57:54
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Very true. One thing I learned when I was in South Carolina that was a nice little tidbit of information is They sell alcohol 24-7. And I didn't know that. And my first my first apartment I had at the end of the road was was two bars, one at one on either side of the street. And I enjoyed frequenting both of them.
01:58:12
Speaker
And one day or one night I was coming back. I was walking back to the apartment, stopped at the gas station that's right there at of the road, and got me a Pepsi. and there was a guy in front of me buying beer. And I was like wait a minute. It's like 3 o'clock in the morning, bro.
01:58:24
Speaker
And the kid behind the register said, we sell beer 24-7. You must not be from around here. And I said, nope. But going to go put this Pepsi back and get me a 12-pack.
01:58:37
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and challenge that was That was really nice to find out, especially, you know, some of my some of my nights where I would go on a tear and run out of beer at 2 o'clock in the morning and be bought down to the gas station and grab me some more beer. cause We stopped selling beer in Ohio at...
01:58:53
Speaker
it's It's from 1.30 to 6.30, I think, in the morning. They stopped selling alcohol in the gas stations and stuff. So I was just like, well, that's fucking stupid.
01:59:05
Speaker
And I think it's, I don't know if they, i think and think you can't buy wine or liquor until afternoon or something like that on Sundays. It used to be you couldn't do it at all. But I don't know. what i don't I don't drink either, so I don't know. All I need to know is if I can get beer or not. That's all. Yeah, okay. Yeah, I think they changed that like five years ago or something.
01:59:24
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It's like, it's till five in Maryland. Money walks. sometimes Money talks. Jesus walks. Jesus.
01:59:39
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Jesus. My God. Nietzsche was right. Hey, on trackable, you're muted. If you didn't know.
01:59:48
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appreciate the, um,
01:59:52
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i appreciate the um the oh in In North Carolina, ah we have the ABC, the Alcohol Beverage Commission. Yeah. so So that's, if it's actual liquor, you have to go there.
02:00:07
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But the grocery stores and the gas stations, you know, they sell beer and malt malt liquor. And um it all sucks, but I drink cheap beer anyway, so they are always open for me.
02:00:21
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However, on Sunday, the ABC is absolutely closed.
02:00:27
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I have a friend that owns a pub, so that is what it is. I can just go. Hell yeah. I just say stocked, to tell you the truth.
02:00:39
Speaker
Brittany knocking on the fucking door at three in the morning. I never have a bottle of bourbon too far out of my way. Hey girl, I need me a drink. I need a 40, man. Let me in. Let me in, dude.
02:00:51
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I'll let you see my feet. I'll show shut it my feet. Show you my feet for a 40, man. how makes students say It's getting to that point. Motoc.
02:01:04
Speaker
Figured it out. ah you know It's not hard to find shit on Pornhub. now That's on Chatterbait, actually. Get it right. Hey, I'm not going to lie. got some good-looking feet. I might just start being OnlyFans.
02:01:20
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Only feet. only pets Only feet. Only feet.
02:01:27
Speaker
Look at my piggies. You probably make me. I'm going to make you go wee wee wee all the way home. I'm to make that little. Let me exfoliate my heels. My feet are gnarly. I'm and since I've started this new job.
02:01:51
Speaker
Work boots are no joke. Yeah, try running in combat boots for 15 years. I mean, I have done combat boots before, too.
02:02:04
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I got toes that let me fucking hang from a goddamn tree limb like a monkey, man. My toes are but she's got to yeah like her kids Her blisters and calluses are like toes on toes.
02:02:17
Speaker
and so Well, also, my toes are super long. they're like don't know. I've never seen her feet. I'm just making that up. i'm just i'm I'm kind of self-conscious about my toes. They're really long. i like I'm high-fiving the ground every time I walk.
02:02:33
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the Can you eat a banana with your toes? Can you peel a banana with your feet? haven't tried, but probably. Bullshit. You know you've tried. I think...
02:02:45
Speaker
ah i'm pretty I'm pretty sure I could peel a banana and then feed it to myself with my feet. I could probably do it. i could I would prefer to wash them first, but could do it. banana The banana or the feet?
02:03:02
Speaker
i'm I'm washing everything, brother. I'm washing everything. my hands Fair enough. fair enough fair Yeah, I thought I pissed Brittany off that first time few weeks back when I jumped up on panel and i Because I don't have a fucking filter. I just i just say what I'm thinking. What did you say?
02:03:18
Speaker
You went to get out of bed and you swung your legs up. Glick, you realize you're not up on the stage, Glick? And? You swung your leg to get out of bed and I said, God damn, you got some long ass feet, man. liberty And you got like silent and I was like, oh fuck, I'll never be up on this plane.
02:03:36
Speaker
You're not going to hurt my fucking feelings. she's not She's not in any control. t like tell you She swung her foot up. She swung her leg up to get out of bed. And from like the bottom corner to the top corner, her fucking screen was all foot, man.
02:03:52
Speaker
They're not that long. My toes are long, though, I will say. This has been one those... No, you're not going to hurt my feelings whatsoever. i did i didn't yeah I didn't say it to hurt your feelings. It wasn't.
02:04:04
Speaker
I'm just a smart ass by nature, man. That's why they keep me around because but she's not sensitive. can handle it. she She's less sensitive than I am.
02:04:16
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I'll cry before she will. Well, it was the voices in my head that told me to say it. Oh, okay. Damn those voices. damn Tell those voices to fuck off before I kick them with my long ass foot.
02:04:31
Speaker
right but but for round up north on the moar Yeah, Johnny Bongs and Glick disappeared. That's not sus. yeah well i What the fuck are they doing? I don't know.
02:04:45
Speaker
i think Glick is talking to someone. I'm about to bring him back on today. What are you doing? What the fuck, man? i had to send a response to something. I was back and packing Johnny's bong. It wasn't a jake pick. He wasn't ready to come back on screen. You brought him up and you see oh that. Oh, shit, shit. yeah You know what? I was going to ask MoDog, were you a little sensitive about the size of her foot compared to the other sizes of things?
02:05:20
Speaker
ah That sounds like a you thing, not a me thing. Fair enough. for Actually, I was just commenting. I was... Yeah, it's a tarantula. It was actually off the... It was it was piggybacking off tarantulas.
02:05:37
Speaker
us but Damn phone. So I got to ask you, Glick, since I'm new to your world. I'm easily distracted. No, the belt's on the wall behind you.
02:05:49
Speaker
were Were you a wrestler or are those for show? ah kind of when it's's so Big Lebowski like big about big abovey line. Apparently you're not a golfer. I'm sorry. I had to do it.
02:06:05
Speaker
No. So I am a huge wrestling fan. I'm not a wrestler. So these are actually for this show. These are these are actually I had these made from a trophy smack.
02:06:17
Speaker
So I'm sorry. now my that Now I'm asking myself, Glick, why aren't you a wrestler? I'm a little bit too old now. So it's got our logo on it.
02:06:29
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Oh, okay. Okay, cool. And then over here, it's got a microphone and below it, it has my name. So, but it's a real deal built, about eight pounds.
02:06:41
Speaker
yeah So I had two of them because the first one that I purchased uh about a month after i got it everything started coming off of it so i took pictures and i sent it to their to their uh customer support and they're like oh we're gonna rush you one out we'll get you one out within five days So that one showed up and I said, do I need to send the old one back? And they said, no, keep it. That's our mistake. We screwed up. Now it's yours.
02:07:09
Speaker
So i was like, hell yeah. So shout out to trophy smack, not a sponsor. They don't pay me to say it. I'm just ah a happy fan and we'll definitely be ordering from them again. So I have the second one and I'm actually going to order a vinyl for it to put on it.
02:07:25
Speaker
And it'll either be the network logo, which is on my doors hammer. which will either be that or it'll be the Glick House of Music logo. I haven't decided which one I'm going to put on it yet. So I just like to have things to, you know, like Blaze and I've had the opportunity to do a couple of live shows and I've taken my belt with me.
02:07:45
Speaker
It's just nice little brand ah acknowledgement type stuff. So, and sometimes it's a conversation piece. Yeah, sometimes it's a conversation piece. I asked, right? Yeah, yeah exactly.
02:07:57
Speaker
So... Just a nerd. That's all I am. Like I said, I bought this from a guy in town because he makes hammers. And it's got our our show, our network logo on it. And I'm probably going to wind up with What is it made out of?
02:08:10
Speaker
It's a 3D print. It's all plastic. Okay. So, yeah, he completely 3D printed it. So, I'll probably have two more of them. cause I'll probably get a Glicks House of Music and a Nonsensable Nonsense one. Brittany's got one just like that. It's just got a big foot on it.
02:08:26
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but
02:08:30
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Keep it Mojah. Keep it up. She to club you with that foot. but but was it i you i'm just fucking with very're good bras hammer more like toes hammer Oh my god!
02:08:54
Speaker
I should have never said anything. I didn't mean to start that shit for you. I'm just piggybacking off M-Dog. Yeah, M-Dog. Appreciate it, dude. hey you know We all gotta do what we're best at.
02:09:09
Speaker
My bad. yeah they I should probably start selling cheap pics. Yeah. Oh, I told you about that one random guy that was in the woods when I was gonna hiking. And he was like, can I take pictures of you?
02:09:25
Speaker
My feet were in the water. And then later on, he told me he was really into feet. And i was like, oh, okay. That's what it Yeah, because we made fun of you because you gave away feet pics for free, dookie ass.
02:09:38
Speaker
Yes, let's go out of it, man. It's not fair. You gave him away for free and he's got him on his fucking website. He's making money off him, bitches.
02:09:49
Speaker
I know. here my yeah yeah Website or spank bank, one of the two. probably no I don't understand. I really don't get that old fucking foot finish to tell you the truth. Yeah, I don't either. <unk> hammer is cooler than Somebody put my toe in their mouth and I was like, nope, I can't do it.
02:10:10
Speaker
Bye. I ain't taking shit. These boys are. What? yeah It must be some kind of Muslim. We don't kink shame.
02:10:23
Speaker
No, kink shame. The thing they like it better we she we know when your feet are super dirty too. like so After a long day of work, after I'm like pressure washing or in my work boots or something, or even just stairs walking around in the yard and mud and shit, like Yeah, I'm not kink shaming, but no. Keep your funky ass fucking feet away from me.
02:10:50
Speaker
Just like those dudes that want to buy fucking chicks worn panties and shit. Like, and i don't I don't fucking get it. Bath water shit? yeah Yeah, the bath water. That's what I was going to say.
02:11:01
Speaker
Or one of the hell cows can't hold it. It smells like her vagina. You don't have to kink shame because I'm so hard right now. I could smash it.
02:11:13
Speaker
I could smash a watermelon. He got his own Thor hammer in his pants, man. um As we saw from the shadow. I hear shit over there breaking every time he moves.
02:11:26
Speaker
Yeah, somebody interrupted me, so you might be hard, but I got a case of blue balls over here since Blaze interrupted me and put me back on camera. Number one rule is keep your wiener in your pants. I almost got one right now.
02:11:41
Speaker
and I got blue ovaries. Blue ovaries. You might want to see a doctor about that, Brittany. Yeah, if you take a piss and dust come out, and you might want to go see a doctor.
02:11:54
Speaker
No, bro. I got a crayon. I can fix this. I promise.
02:12:01
Speaker
No, it's just like, shut up, y'all.
02:12:08
Speaker
It's like your blue balls is blue ovaries.
02:12:13
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ah Hey, crayons work everywhere. or Those things were... I'm trackable. You hurt my brain sometimes. They were created by a German rocket scientists.
02:12:32
Speaker
They know what they're doing and they work. I promise. That's why they never will go away. Yeah.
02:12:41
Speaker
I just don't understand your mind. ah love it. Look, Ball Dippers Volume 3 right there. Oh my gosh. Here we go with the ball dipping again. You had to jump straight to volume three, right?
02:12:54
Speaker
yeah and what what all movies What all movies do we have in our family collection? Oh man, don't know. There's a lot, man. Let me bring up the actual pictures. I can read it from there because it from behind. Yes, there's Ball Dippers volume three. There's B&G Restop Stories.
02:13:17
Speaker
There's the Glickening Director's Cut. There's Nonsense and Chill, of course. Bigfoot cow Casting Couch. oh molly's molly's me Molly's Memoirs, because I did this yeah when she died. Yeah, yeah. She should be there.
02:13:32
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Yep. Communism for Dummies. There's Nonsensical Network. Rage Quitters Volume 2.
02:13:43
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Bad Mitten Series 2023.
02:13:47
Speaker
And Family Disunion Summer of 05. If somebody kept their movies on their shelf like that, it would bug the fuck out of me. Well, those are the same people. are the same people who bodies buried in the basement, though, too. That's how they used to be back in the day. They were like this back in the day. yeah I remember my grandparents when was a kid. Yeah.
02:14:11
Speaker
yeah like the these like the movies like that yeah The movies like that were just put up there so you could read them, but then you had like your actual movies like like Disney movies were all together. Well, yeah. That makes sense. How psychotic you were. These are the talking about how it's... Yeah, that's how they're supposed to be.
02:14:30
Speaker
but yeah i'm talking about how yeah that's how they're supposed to be No, it's not! I did that for i did that in for the audience. look I did that for the audience looking at it. So they have to do all that.
02:14:45
Speaker
Not for you guys. you can make them feel stupid being like, ooh! So they can enjoy the adventure of trying to read them they're trying to listen to it. It's so enjoyable. He does it just to fuck with all the OCD people, man.
02:15:02
Speaker
I do, yes. That's what it is. in It was funny because with the first night blaze had it up there on nonsense and chill I was trying to read him as but he kept fucking moving when he was talking I was like if this motherfucker You've never heard of the pause button yeah you doing doing much bo i but you never hurt you've never heard of the pause button Well, I was watching you live. He only uses pause on porn, man.
02:15:33
Speaker
You can pause live now. Dude, it's 2025. were able to pause live shit from like a decade ago. we were able to pause live shit from like like a decade ago yeah i know Yeah, I know. I understand that. But then I got to catch up and then I might miss something because, you know, and I don't want to be that I'm five minutes behind because of recall you don't miss it. You just a box window when I comment and you're the type of guy, if I comment, you go five minutes to go check.
02:16:03
Speaker
you you Okay. a good point. You're right, I would set to you up like that. Let's all pretend like Blaze and I have haven't been doing shows together for almost a year. And I'm new here. yeah if you kind of be the what you when When you set up your library, are you doing it alphabetically?
02:16:26
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Are you doing it categorically? Are you doing it by author? Because if if you do it alphabetically, you might be like, oh, good movie, good movie, not so good movie porn.
02:16:41
Speaker
but so Good movie, good movie, not so good. great movie porn, porn, porn, porn. Not so good movie.
02:16:54
Speaker
That's the way to do it. Mm-hmm. well Welcome to your first OCD customer. Just put all the popcorn in the corner.
02:17:05
Speaker
I'm running out of space, man. I'm running out of space. You need to have like Do you have a top shelf? Honey, we're going to go to Home Depot because I need a top shelf. I'm going to build you a rack. You know what? i do I do have a background. I do have a background.
02:17:24
Speaker
Find something wild. Glick's like, lead me to the plywood section. I like wood. There's a toys on us behind my house.
02:17:37
Speaker
But do you see the toys behind me right now? Brittany's like, oh, that's cute. nice Nice little collection you got please. It's dildos and analglides.
02:17:49
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is Is there any blazing in one of those baskets? i think my dad found mine and he threw it away because I can't find it yeah he threw it away.
02:18:02
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I thought Brittany was going to be pissed. something's weird. like Oh, fuck. You already made it weird.
02:18:13
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Let's go back to the, it's Brittany's world on Wednesday night. You already made it weird.
02:18:24
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Delayed brain. i do. Transually, no, I get that. Delayed brain. I'm not going into it anymore. It's like it's not going to answer me anymore. Oh, sorry.
02:18:37
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Yeah, right. You know Wesley's going to glick you eventually. Nah. Why did you say that? She's blaming her dad for taking it, and then it gets quiet, and then in the background you just hear, Oh, fuck, it's under my pillow. God damn it.
02:18:57
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Clean that off and bring it back to me. Wipe it off wife back. I found it. I'm sorry, Dad. it Oh, whatever.
02:19:07
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I don't even want to say anything anymore. Fuck all y'all. so so I'm so going to ruin your... You're never to want to have sex again.
02:19:18
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I feel like you already ruined it for me. yeah Or if you do, put it on the cassette so that Blazing can put a fucking label on it. yeah Oh my God. Like the whole Glickening thing.
02:19:31
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The Glickening director's cut. talkinging The Britney Chronicles. this is the
02:19:39
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I have to keep crying, but I said no. And it's all your fault. I kind of agree with what was said. Like, yes, sex is overrated.
02:19:51
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Let me show you why. Okay. wal Show me, big
02:20:02
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boy. I'm not going to just say that took up your whole fucking scream, Brittany, but that took up your whole fucking scream. Motherfucker was from here to here, man.
02:20:14
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That was some fucking boats. You better careful, man. You're to fucking... untrackable going to fucking blow there in a minute man i already told you already told you had him harder to rock you owe me some money man pounding nails with his fucking dick
Age, Wisdom, and Military Anecdotes
02:20:35
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ah my cash app is
02:20:44
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i they why do i feel like it starts with pound sign foot something
02:20:50
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dollar sign foot something's getting pounded we'll see you later untrackable untrackable is like not only can i pause live live footage but i can rewind it frame by frame by frame by frame oh damn ah jam i backward forward back and forward backward forward yeah you Slow motion. yeah Do it in slow motion for me.
02:21:24
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There you go, Brittany. You can quit working, man. We've already given you like 15 fucking ideas on what website to start. I'm not, man. She's got bigger and bigger feet than me. No, I do not. They're not as big as he's fucking making them out to be. They're fucking massive, girl.
02:21:43
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No, they're closer to the camera than me. You can walk on water with them. That's right told that want me do that Oh, Johnny you got an got us on another device.
02:22:05
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really really dope yeah learn poppa but
02:22:15
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You'll follow? Nice. I don't know who you're going to follow. Me, Brittany, Brittany and her feet? i don't know. It's Brittany's foot, bitch. There's your website
02:22:29
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name. Love that
02:22:35
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that. Okay, it'll be all of y'all's ball prints and then my footprint. Now you're just getting kinky. Now you're just getting kinky.
02:22:46
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The bottom of fucking anal glide sitting next to it. but but there's your There's your logo. man We're doing all this shit for you, man. yeah the It's Now that P. Diddy's getting locked up, you should be able to get plenty of baby oil to oil your Tootsie's.
02:23:11
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Do like untrackable. Make sure you wash them first.
02:23:17
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Apparently, Untrackable has very pretty feet. So, that's a plus.
02:23:25
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Prove it, Untrackable. Yeah, Pixar didn't happen Untrackable. I heard my eyes showed my feet. That's what he does. He goes to he goes to get a pedicure and hits on all the women there.
02:23:38
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um I'm wearing DC work shoes. Hell yeah. And they are the... They're not the worst shoes, but they are very uncomfortable. You can tell he's untying them right now. He's untying them right now.
02:23:56
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This is a riveting story. Brittany's all up in the camera like... I wear black ankle socks. Uh-oh. Now she's getting dirty up in here. I can smell that man.
02:24:14
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i believely on the point like that dammit I just deleted the porn music tonight because I needed radio britney just for you girl. Oh, o put it on the big screen. She's like, get the baby oil out, honey.
02:24:31
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have We have satisfied a very large subsection of a new audience tonight. What the F? This is going to be your most watched fucking in month. Six million fucking views. our viral this will be our viral show just because Brittany on track of them putting their feet on camera.
02:24:51
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25 views on all the other fucking videos. 6.4 million on this one. six point four million on this one I didn't take him poke tattoos on my toes. Yeah, are your toast are your toes tatted up there? yeah those fingers Those are not toes. those are I told you I high-five the ground every time I walk.
02:25:08
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Grab that pillow with it. Like a monkey. yeah time Straight up. but house my yeah clap your feet No.
02:25:20
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but Fuck you. I almost did it too. I almost did yeah Tarantula said you guys can make foot videos together.
02:25:31
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put em Put them next to each other, man. Let them hold their feet up and do this. Use whatever you want. I'm down for it. Hell yeah. Her feet are tatted too. There you go.
02:25:43
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Hell like i can hold You guys high five your feet like this. I'm holding my toes, holding hands, toes, feet.
02:25:54
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What? I don't know.
02:25:58
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That's the smoothest fucking foot on a man I've ever seen Trackable, I'm being honest, man. He didn't do it. That as smooth as a baby's ass. He just fell off the bed. He was so That track was like, I need a minute. I'll be back, guys.
02:26:15
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Oh, man. My fucking internet went out. Oh, no. My phone died.
02:26:26
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Jesus. So Tarantula, what what do you have tatted on your foot or feet? What do you have on yours, Brittany? What do you have on yours? Just random lines and shit. I got boards. I imagine tattooing a toe hurts like a motherfucker.
02:26:41
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Not a lot of meat there. i'm Near the toenail hurt more, um but otherwise it was It wasn't too bad. like That's like getting inked on your fucking ribs, man.
02:26:53
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yeah Well, and I did stick and poke. I didn't have like a gun at the time. That's what Untrackable is doing right now. He's sticking and poking. He footied his phone.
02:27:05
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need a minute, guys. I'll be right back. Up to 6.7 million views.
02:27:12
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yeah try well i need a minute guys i'll be right no up to up to sixty seven million views and Oh no, my goldfish got out. I'll be back. He's running away. that's right ah Slow down, Goldie. Slow down.
02:27:27
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He put in his phone. Stop glicking yourself untrackable and get back in here. Oh my gosh. So Tarantula said she's got stars while tattooing my ex's soldiers.
02:27:38
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I allowed my ex to tat stars on my foot. nice clean So Brittany, you never said what's what's on yours? It's just like lines, diamonds, just shapes and lines. okay.
02:27:54
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Yeah. Yeah. That's what Johnny's drawing right now. like johnny Johnny's over there drawing your foot right now. you um but yeah Untrackable. Untrackable. Texted john and saying yeah Johnny.
02:28:11
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He's already commissioned me. Can you draw Brittany's foot and tattoo it on my chest? Yeah. I can't even draw a photo realistic. Johnny, the quietest one on stream just made $250 commissionable by Untrackable.
02:28:24
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I'm the one that draws realistic. fuck yeah I'll draw my own foot. Shit. Give me some money. yeah youre already there You're already out there giving away free foot pics. What are you talking about giving you some okay so be some rando stranger?
02:28:42
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Well, I didn't know you were the foot fetish person until after he had taken pictures of me. Some rando foot fetish guy out in the middle of the woods. like First and foremost, didn't your parents ever tell you not to talk to strangers? bra Stranger danger. danger Hey, what's up, girl? Can take some pictures of them?
02:29:02
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They're pretty. I like some. Yeah, you seem totally fucking normal. Hang on second. He didn't ask me to take pictures of my feet. He asked to take pictures of me. and then i And then later on, he told me. And then he told me he later on that he had a foot fetish. And I realized that I was barefoot.
02:29:20
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And my feet were in the water. And was like, oh, okay. Later on. So that means you hung out with the fucking dude. If there had to be a later on. No, no. I never hung out with him afterwards.
02:29:32
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No. Just the four hours that one day. There go, Blaze. There's a new one for you. Brittany meets a stranger in the woods. What's the... four hours that one day it just yeah i me and you would like yeah there you go blaze there's there's a new one for you brittanney meets a stranger in the woods cant but speak Britney's Foot Capades, Volume 2.
02:29:52
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You know, I have met a lot of cool strangers in the woods. I'm not going to lie. Drugs will do that to you, man. I didn't know I was muted. as I've met a lot of cool people, strangers in the woods, too. Sorry, I didn't realize I was muted. Smokey the Bear King has a whole new meaning. gria draws anime Nice.
02:30:13
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nice I'll be right back. I do realism i wish I could draw anime. I suck at that shit. Stranger Danger got the good stuff. Stranger Danger got the good stuff.
02:30:24
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working on Norse and Japanese. I have Uncle Sam's nuts tattooed on my forehead. Untrackable. but track was like back to your fucking feet jerk off. He's Glicker baiting over there.
02:30:39
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he's he's he's glickerbaiting over there I will say... I have, in ninth grade, me and two other girls gave a guy a foot job in science class.
02:30:53
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You and two other girls? That surprises nobody, Brittany. so he like you know he's just got like three like he's just got like three feet rubbing up on his dick in science class? Yeah.
02:31:04
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We were up on like the black science tables. He was like on the on a stool. Why does it to be black? there. That's what I was wondering.
02:31:15
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Fucking racist. I hate you.
02:31:21
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What a slore. What a slore, Brittany. You're such a slore.
02:31:27
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And you know what? He made a song about me years later. It's called Dear Brittany. Tell us the story. Dear Brittany. You know Prince did a song that did Darling Nikki and it's not flattering. Yeah.
02:31:41
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I'm to look it so you can hear it. Dear Brittany. One time you up my cock. It's pop punk too. Dear Brittany, you rubbed my cock with your foot.
02:31:54
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Thank you. Yeah, tell us the story, but do it very slowly, okay? Unchockable's like, God damn it, I was just about, I just finished and now I have to start again. And and make sure you speak clearer, okay?
02:32:08
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i was about We were watching Bill Nye the Science Guy. The classroom was really dark. so Holy shit, you did it in class? Dude got off watching Bill Nye. I gotta fucking high-five that shit. Fuck but but i'm i think I'm a sapiosexual. I get that shit.
02:32:29
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Brittany needs to write a fucking book, man. so she does No, she not. She should stop sharing stories with the world because That's what i'm saying. and Put it in a book and make and be a millionaire, man.
02:32:42
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She's left alone with children a lot. I don't think she should ever be anywhere near children.
02:32:50
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The escapades of Brittany's foot job to Bill Nye. It's Brittany's world age. Welcome.
02:33:02
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So you didn't have a really fucking attentive teacher in that class, did you? ah or Or maybe they were watching. Maybe they were watching. He might have been. no now he he hated me because my brother was a senior at the time and we I was late every single fucking day. untrackable. Love you, brother. Have a good weekend, hit man. yeah take I was going to say... We and we we got away with a lot in this in class. I know there was some stuff that happened that I partook in and when I was in school in the middle of class.
02:33:37
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Also, got the rules changed for... cheerleaders on the football team bus flying to away games. They were no longer allowed to ride the bus. they were no longer allowed on the buses. and They had to take a separate bus. That makes sense. Oh, hell yeah.
02:33:55
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That is Latin for words are hard. it yeah right so i got what's the bobney carter reference that is that is latin for words are hard Is it really?
02:34:08
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Yeah, it is. It absolutely is. Where's our heart? butur Verba Dura Sunt. Verba Dura Sunt. That's fun to say. Verba Dura Sunt.
02:34:21
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Verba Dura Sunt. So the je so Jimmy Carter thing. How do I take this off? Fucking Jimmy Carter. I hope he rots in hell that stupid son of a bitch. So we do an Angel of Death pool every year where we pick celebrities that we think are going to die.
02:34:37
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in that In the year. like We have one right now, and I'm currently kicking everybody's ass. I know. Fucking both Biden or Trump hasn't died yet. I'm pissed. He's like, they're fucking up my old brother big time. I know, man. Shit. so ah So it may we make our picks at the beginning of the year. Usually like within the first week of January, we make our picks.
02:35:03
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And it runs all the way to the end of December. I think i think this year it goes to December 27th, which is our last Saturday night When your picks? In January. Brittany, keep up. Come on.
02:35:14
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Come on. Keep up. Keep up, Randy. Come on. you have feet? Use them. I was still thinking about feet. Sorry. Rubbing your foot and concentrate, God damn it. Listen up.
02:35:25
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Use your ear holes. What's up, Shaka? What's up, dog? So we made our picks. and but So anyway, so last year, I put Jimmy Carter on there. Some bitch been in hospice for a year and some change at this point. Right.
02:35:40
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I shit you not. right in between like Angel an Angel of Death Angel of Death ended i lost it was made by It was made very clear my first pick for this year was going to be Jimmy Carter.
02:35:58
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And then died before. but Yeah, there was there was literally like or four or five days in between. died between the moment. He died between and before we the 2025 picks.
02:36:08
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He died in that couple-day window.
02:36:12
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before we did to twenty twenty five things like he died is like that that that that couple day wouldn Yeah, he died. I was so mad. I was so mad. These assholes on the network were just, they they loved it. Dude, the day I found out he died, like, this motherfucking Jimmy Carter, I hope he rocks in hell. I'm going to dig him up and skull fuck the hell out of me. God Jimmy Carter's like, can't get in this win no matter what.
02:36:44
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yeah So Blaze did a meme with Jimmy Carter with the glowing eyes and shit like that and sent it to me. I was like, fuck you, Blaze.
02:36:55
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Fuck it, Jimmy. And now in our Angel Death pool, we have, because of that, there's the Jimmy Carter award. that one sunday can you send me Can you send me the update list so I can get that?
02:37:09
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square in my head. yeah i've got i've got I've got to redo it because the only list I have are not accurate, I've got to redo it. I'm actually with with my emergency picks that have both died and the points and all that. The person that was keeping track of it is no longer with the network.
02:37:30
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yeah we know need we need a We need that up late. With that, we had you know Connor's not with us anymore, so I've got to take his list off. I've got to take minimal Jeff Bruss.
02:37:42
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I'll keep up with the list. I just need the current list so I can get up to um'll get I'll go'll get it. I'll get everything over there to you. so Is this a money thing? Do you guys got money riding on it No. no no no my fine Just for bragging rights. We're all going to throw in together and and actually get an Angel of Death belt. Have a custom belt made. I've already got to design and everything for it.
02:38:06
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um But with people dropping off and everything. I don't know if we still want to get the belt or not, but I think it'd be a cool thing to have, especially because we would be able to pass it around every year or maybe a trophy or something. and and i was Instead of doing a belt, why don't we do a trophy instead? Like a scan over yourself ah small trophy. yeah And then it's something that we could we could pass. or know like Blaze is close enough. You know, Blaze is close enough.
02:38:31
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Michael's up the road. you know I can throw in the mail through for Rick if need be. Rick's only down in Georgia. But Blaise, Michael, and I are trying to get to trying to make it a point to where we get together at least but once a month. we everybody yeah every Everybody that I've picked apparently is ancient but fucking healthy.
02:38:54
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but yeah No, they're not even healthy. like Biden just got fucking, like I got fucking, I got bowel cancer. but hey Biden's got bowel cancer. He still ain't diet.
02:39:06
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at listen hey I did see... I mean, I don't wish he was for any reason other than just to win the bowl, but I mean... i Glick's in Columbus, right? You said you're in Columbus, right, Glick?
02:39:17
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ah i'm a little I'm a little east of Columbus. Okay, and I mentioned I was in Northern Kentucky and Blaze said that he was south of me and i I was like right in the middle of you guys. where Where are you at, Blaze? Do you know where Brandenburg Mead County?
02:39:32
Speaker
I mean, I've heard of it, but I... don't know where is that like central east west more central west okay i'm trying to think uh louisville it's west of louisville okay a little west of louisville it's close to fort knox like literally like right there okay all right well know fort knox yeah yeah fort knox is harden county and then mead county borders harden county okay all right matter of fact i graduated fort knox high school so oh okay
02:40:03
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Like 50 years ago. Hey, let's not start fucking picking on age because I'm obviously the oldest motherfucker on this panel. Brittany, I wasn't even alive 50 years ago, babe. I know.
02:40:16
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We got Papa Hodog in the building with us tonight. Right. Fuck, I'm 60 years fucking old, dude. i eye blaze like I don't even look. age Age to me is age is a number.
02:40:30
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but i no i no No, no, no, no, it's not that. it's like Numbers aren't real. you People's age doesn't um doesn't define their experiences, their knowledges, and what they know, their wisdom. There's a limit.
02:40:46
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person that's like 55 or 50 45 can be more wise and knowledgeable than somebody that's 60 or 70 or 80. Yeah, true. fifty or forty five can be more wise and knowledgeable than somebody sixty or seven year eight yeah true It all depends on life experiences, what you've done, where you've been.
02:41:02
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you know Triassic level and all that shit. Well, I'm a Toys R Us kid and I don't want to grow up. so I'm just a kid. I say all the time I'm 60 years old. Mentally, I'm still like fucking 22. Some days I'm 14.
02:41:20
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yeah I like that. I like that. a level I like the the level up. I'd seen that the other day. Somebody said something about um instead of referring to age, you know, as I'm 42 years old, we should be a level.
02:41:35
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So like, MoDog's a level 60. yeah But I've met other level 47s. I've met other level 47s that shouldn't be a level 47 at all. Oh, absolutely.
02:41:48
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It's just like, just because somebody has a fucking, you know, degree from college, that doesn't mean you're in college. Exactly. I know some stupid motherfuckers with master's degrees. I'm telling you. Right. agree agree What's your degree in? Map reading?
02:42:01
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Oh, well you you and You still can't navigate us out of this bullshit. now here's Here's the reason I said that, man. i'm I'll make this story short.
02:42:14
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We was in fucking Okinawa and we were ah out in the fucking jungles doing doing jungle warfare training with the Filipino Marines, right? And we had this brand new fucking boot lieutenant. right like right out of the naval academy excuse me butter bar and and he yeah oh big time butterball and he he's the one fucking leading everybody because he was the lieutenant that got put in charge of you know our fucking platoon whatever and uh this motherfucker had us so goddamn lost i mean we were we were literally like 60 fucking clicks away from where the fuck we were supposed to be and the ironic part of it again i'm i'm shortening this right
02:42:49
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But the ironic part was, that's what his fucking degree was in, was fucking topography and map reading. And we're like, and you got us so fucking far lost, it's not even funny. That's bad.
02:43:00
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I learned it in class, I haven't applied it yet. Exactly. We were talking about map reading the other day. and we were. We were. We were. we were And you were saying that you were impressed that I know how to read a map.
02:43:14
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but yeah but you know I don't think it's like that hard of a thing to do. Yeah, but but you know what, Brittany? When you're using a map to navigate the the United States highway system, using ah using a Grand McNally to navigate the the roads and the highways is a good skill.
02:43:36
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It is. It's not a skill that is that is really a necessity as much anymore. um so Until the fucking EMPs take out our fucking grill. That's what I'm saying. yeah It's coming, motherfuckers. It's coming. That's what I said when the apocalypse inevitably happens. I'm going to be dead by this. I know how to read a map.
02:44:00
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You don't know. It could happen tomorrow. Here's how old we used but Way before fucking GPS and all that shit, we used to go to fucking AAA auto insurance and you could get their trip ticks.
02:44:11
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And it was you flipped page by page and it would show you like what roads are going on and what the next one is. And you didn't have to have the whole fucking map because they would put the pages together that made whatever your entire route was. okay Oh, yeah, yeah.
02:44:24
Speaker
That shit was pretty cool, man, actually. i i grew up I grew up as an army brat. And my dad, my family liked to travel a lot. You know, got family all over the place. so it's like, oh, station Texas, go back to Virginia.
02:44:35
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So there was always a Rand McNally book. I got a Rand McNally in my fucking trunk, man. You never fucking know, man. Yeah, exactly. And it's good for the entire country. Right. And yeah, yep.
02:44:47
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So that's like how I learned how to read a map. with iran i just I just drive. I don't need a map. I don't need GPS. I just drive. Well, okay, there's driving to drive and just spontaneously get somewhere. But yeah you actually have to be somewhere because because you're in the military and you have to fucking be there and you have to be there.
02:45:08
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you need a map because time is of the essence.
02:45:13
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Yeah. It's it's ah it's a lost skill, man. And it really is a fucking skill. If I were to, if I were to be like, Hey, I'm going to take a road trip to California. Now I don't need a map. I know the road signs to lead me West to get to Cali. Yeah.
02:45:28
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But if I need to be specific somewhere at a certain time, I'm going to use the map for the most efficient time. yeah
02:45:40
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I like it when you follow fucking, you know, like GPS and shit and it gets all fucked up. i've luck ah Luckily, it's only happened to me like twice in the last 20 years. But I was going somewhere. It happens to me.
02:45:52
Speaker
I was going to meet somebody up for a photo shoot. Right. And the location that I put in was the correct fucking location. But, you know, GPS fucking maps took me like five miles away from where I was actually supposed to fucking be.
02:46:05
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but I'm sitting there looking around like, this don't look nothing like what they fucking explained it to look like, you know? Well, when they start making new roads and shit too, like the GPS gets all fucked up because Google Maps and whatnot hasn't been there to fucking fix the shit.
02:46:23
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Highway 10. That happened to me today. I was like five, well, no, maybe not five miles, but like maybe three miles away from where my friend's house was. I was like, this is not it.
02:46:39
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transnula i always i do i do agree. From my experience dealing with people, both military and civilians, it does seem like military people or people affiliated with the military does seem to have more of a ah handle on and reading a map to to travel.
02:46:58
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i've i i've i've i don't i don't i don't I don't think that's a blanket state. I've met i met a lot of people Being somebody that likes to go out hiking and photography and stuff, I meet a lot of civilians now that rely on a map and they typically either have all trails or a hard copy. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
02:47:15
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I just think anybody who wants to be informed knows how to read a map. What about a compass? Um...
02:47:27
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inform no senator but about a compass
02:47:34
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um A compass helps. A lot of people don't even know. They don't know how to read compass. Well, some people don't know Some people think north is up, too.
02:47:45
Speaker
Yeah, true. North is up. That's south. Shut up. That's east and that's west. Left is east. Right is west. Duh! Everybody knows that, Blaze. Which side of the tree does the mole grow on?
02:48:01
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which side of the of the tree does the moold grow on ah That is a myth. That is a myth. That is a myth. That is a myth. That is a myth. The moss grows on the side of the tree. The moss will grow. The moss will grow on all sides of the tree. Wherever it's growing.
02:48:20
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where um Where is it most prevalent, though? I don't. Again, that's a myth. No, it's not. It is actually. I'll give you the answer. it it is actually it no a hundred miss it giving the i'll give you the answer The moss grows on the wettest side of the fucking tree, man. That's where the most moss is going to be. God damn it.
02:48:40
Speaker
The most moist side. Sometimes you just got to keep it simple, man. Keep it simple, stupid. No dog is always just coming up with his bullshit. See, that's what I was thinking. I was thinking compass directions too, Tarantula. So when he said the wettest side is the right side, that is the right side.
02:49:03
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I love the wettest side. It's my favorite spot. I was going to make whole argument about it.
02:49:12
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i was gonna make a whole or year one the time I was going to say about the whole ecology. i ruin it I'm ruining it. You will never want to have sex again. it I'm going to make sure of that. every every every time Every time you're going to get ready to, you're going to think of me because you're gonna be like, I'm about to get clicked.
02:49:29
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shit You don't know my life, Click. a sara It's going to be so dry down there. It's going to be drier than the Sahara. Suck it, Brittany. She's not.
02:49:41
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but she's She's like, joke's on you, motherfucker. That's what's turning me on.
02:49:49
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I'm going to prove you were wrong. No, that's gross. I'm going to send a text right now. Come lick the fuck out of me. For the sake of whoever. For the sake of whoever, I hope so.
02:50:03
Speaker
yeah He might be watching right now, honestly. Stranger in the woods, come to lick the fuck out of me. I need a real good glicking. I don't know how... What the fuck is wrong with you, you crazy bitch? so Don't ever message me again.
02:50:16
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but
02:50:18
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Oh, God. so All you have to do is replace the word fuck with Glick, and it's game over. I mean, are are we just going to not pay attention to, like, Untrackable was talking about how fucking hard he got, and then he just suddenly had to fucking drop off screen? I mean, you know. and know it is fucking thing it's it's it's it's It's perfectly normal for Untrackable to just disappear when things start to... Yeah, you know, he he starts to get a little worked up, and he starts to get a little excited, and then he Just Irish exits.
02:50:51
Speaker
Irish exits. He always comes back and drops a comment. Love you guys. And I do. I love it.
Humor and Personal Misunderstandings
02:50:58
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I love you, Untrackable. If you got your ears on out there still, brother, I love Untrackable. You always make sure to say he loves us and goodbye.
02:51:04
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But he'll just drop off a screen, man, out of nowhere. if that's no i think I honestly think that Tranchel is right in this. in this I think Brittany would probably ah think more of a JJ than the Glickin.
02:51:18
Speaker
i don't I don't want her to think about me. I just want my name to be... and just want my name to pop into her head. and that would would be that would be the That would be the... That's better than I was thinking was going to say. He wanted hear his name yelled. The last time that I had something happen, I didn't think about it until afterwards and I was so fucking pissed off. But I was like, at least it happened for him.
02:51:46
Speaker
I didn't think about it until afterwards. Okay, Brittany. getting not didn't didn't your junior your Didn't your friend last time, wasn't he using it?
02:52:00
Speaker
Yes. were were you Were you the one or was it another another panel I was on that talking about their brother that stole their dildo? Was that you? Her dad stole her. her her her dad's Oh yeah, her cousin stole her dildo.
02:52:14
Speaker
yeah That was you, right, Brittany? Yeah, was pretty yeah i think that was Brittany. I think that was the Wednesday night Brittany takeover. And then she did but started the conversation about losing her virginity. She was like, so I lost my virginity in my dad. And I'm like, whoa! Hold the on! Wait, what? I came into the comments like literally 30 fucking seconds after she said something about her brother stealing her fucking dildo.
02:52:39
Speaker
No, it was not my brother. My cousin. My cousin. My golden dildo. Because of my golden vagina. I di and didn't hear that it was the golden dildo. She's got a golden dildo. I bought it Specifically because I was like, I have a golden vagina, so I need a golden dildo. Is that still up here? The golden cooter. It's not here anymore.
02:53:08
Speaker
No, I don't think i got much fucking drink i thank you i don't think i don't think you i don't think you put it up there. I think you just shared it on the screen. The golden cooter. It wasn't great. only used it once. I watched the other night.
02:53:22
Speaker
Brittany is the best. There it is. The golden cooter. Brittany is the best. We fucking love her. she's She's like a little sister to me. so When you guys do good things that makes her happy, she might give you the golden cooter. No. You guys fell.
02:53:44
Speaker
yeah you guys failed know No. Instead of Brittany giving out there golden the golden ticket, she gives out a lot of these.
02:53:56
Speaker
Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Does Trenchelieu want to win the golden ticket? I'm trying to make sense of that. God please let me win the golden ticket.
02:54:09
Speaker
Trenchelieu didn't let us know that she got rid of her autocorrect. so I'm assuming she wants the golden i do I do know that Tarantula does like women.
02:54:21
Speaker
You know, she might be feeling a little Brittany. Tarantula gets the golden ticket. Little cooter.
02:54:32
Speaker
Maybe. What's going on, Vladdylock? ah By the way, what's going on, Nick? I see me come in. What's going on, Burstard? What you're saying is Tarantula has a chance. I'm like 2080.
02:54:46
Speaker
Like, cooter your penis. Just depends on the day, right? It's even farther away than am. Depends on how hard she has to find that. Where's the day standing?
02:54:59
Speaker
I like me some titties, you know? Everybody does. I ain't mad about it.
02:55:07
Speaker
i'm mad about it
02:55:11
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And then they got really quiet. That's because every every guy on panel is sitting here fucking thinking about it right now. That's why he got quiet. Yeah. like, to Soften your voice. Turn the lights down a little bit.
02:55:24
Speaker
Hold on a second. Hold on a second.
02:55:31
Speaker
turn turn the lights down a little bit yeah but i like no was like Welcome, Nick. Thank you for watching.
02:55:43
Speaker
I know. What a terrible fucking brother. You're a fucking piece of shit, brother. ah okay Hey, hey, hey. matter Matter of fact, if you like your stuff, Nick, if you like your stuff, you've got to send to your grandma, man.
02:55:54
Speaker
yeah You know Nick's grandma is my grandma, right? oh, oh.
02:56:02
Speaker
Is that your real brother? That is, yeah. No, Nick's my 100%. That's my real broster. My broster. Oh, you know that. That's for real, your bro? Oh, Nick, we got to talk.
02:56:15
Speaker
No, you don't. Brittany wants to fucking pee, man. Spill all the tea on Glick. instead of fun yes There's no tea because I'm an open book. I don't hold back. that i don't want I have no secrets.
02:56:29
Speaker
ah I'm an open book. I have secrets. Ask away. Yes, I was the second gunman on the grassy knoll. Spoiler alert. Okay.
02:56:43
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it
02:56:46
Speaker
Funny enough, I actually ran into somebody the other day on Facebook that told me they knew exactly what happened to JFK. And the moment I asked him for anything, they were like, oh, I'm sorry. I'm up in a tree working as a logger. I can't talk right.
02:57:01
Speaker
Legitimately, how that fucking win, dude? I'm like, what? Fucking Facebook is just like dumb. Well, we learned facebook on Facebook that you wear stupid clothes and you're dog fucker, Blaze. face be Right. right right Facebook has two types of people.
02:57:20
Speaker
See? Figure it out. open but Figure it out. ah There's the type of people like me who does not give a fuck and just doom scrolls on there.
02:57:32
Speaker
And then there's the dumb people who like, I'm tough because I have a keyboard. And yeah exactly and I'm in my mom's basement. And then there's, and Blaze is the third type that's like, I'm going to fuck with everybody because I'm smarter than they. I do. I do. I do. I do fuck with everybody. I can't stand the people to get on there and put some shit about, you know, talk about something bad that happened to them, but then they don't say what it is.
02:57:54
Speaker
because they want everybody and their brother to be like, oh, they know the want the ones that are like, oh, pray for me that I get through this. And then that's all they said. And then there's 600 fucking people in their comments.
02:58:05
Speaker
What's going on? Hope you're okay. Are you all right? I'm like, oh, shit, fucking noise will look at them. So here's the thing with the comment like that. One, I wouldn't even pray. I think pray is stupid.
02:58:16
Speaker
But if I don't know what I'm praying about, i don't know what I'm communicating to, what am I doing? shit They're just fucking narcissists that want everybody to be up their ass.
02:58:28
Speaker
what do you say Are you okay? What's going on? They need attention. and then don't ever fucking say anything. you know They don't don't put anything else yeah don't write don't Don't reply to anybody's shit. I'm like, fuck you, whatever.
02:58:41
Speaker
If you don't explain it, I don't give a fuck. Exactly. unless we might My Facebook page, honestly, I post shit on there not to actually engage with anything, but just as something I can go back later in life. like My memory's broke, but I have this diary.
02:58:57
Speaker
I have this digital diary.
02:59:00
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It's not for anybody else. It's usually just for me, like so I can look back on it and be like, oh, yeah. Jedi, if you really want to butter my balls, buddy, and I love you. Get your ass up here, Jedi. ah on Come come let me love on you, you sexy. well You'll you'll neverll never see pictures of fucking Jedi on Facebook, man, because the flash goes off from the camera and he's already so fucking white.
02:59:27
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It just fucking disappears, man.
02:59:31
Speaker
Look, Jedi, I have another panel to fuck with you on, man. I did stop by their stream last night while you were doing the trivia.
02:59:45
Speaker
I took a break and went over there for a second. oh Damn it, MoDog. I still have your video up. I just turned y'all down. You went to Jedi stream yesterday?
02:59:57
Speaker
Wow. I just commented on it. Wow. Hey, Brittany, Brittany, Brittany, Brittany. I still had y'all up. I just turned y'all down. first I'm jealous.
03:00:10
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If I wasn't busy Fridays, I'd go to Jedi's fucking panel too. I'm just saying. I'm jealous. I was only in there for like maybe five minutes. And then I dipped out and went back.
03:00:25
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Well, you only kept her attention for five minutes, Jedi. i think last I think last night I didn't make it a point to dip in during my show just to say hi and in his comments. I apologize. I think I did it later.
03:00:37
Speaker
But i do I do try to make it habit on a break. I did it for the Nonsense School Network. Thank you. Last night, I set everything up outside to stream outside, so my whole fucking workflow is off.
03:00:54
Speaker
You guys are welcome. you but It's a normal female thing. We got y'all, but still going to something else. No, i know I get that. No, I get that.
03:01:07
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I get Absolutely. that's No, that's not even a female thing. That's not what it is. i was just Oh, I know. Honestly, I mean... <unk> I just like show him love to friends.
03:01:19
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Like I said, if I wasn't busy on Friday nights, like with... I don't even know what i don't know you what I do on Friday nights. I'd go fucking... I'd go fuck around fucking Jedi.
03:01:31
Speaker
You know you're looking at Britney's foot pics. Shut up, man. Friday nights is all I'm doing.
03:01:39
Speaker
blaze is actually i've actually i've actually messaged blaze throughout the day and he's told me he can't talk to me right now because he's looking at britney's feet pics he got him from that guy in the woods that stranger in the woods he's like i'm a little bit you know what his name was josh too you know you know what's cool is ai is an amazing Now we know who the stranger was in the woods. It was actually. like So if if you go to chat, if you go to chat GPT, you pay the yearly subscription. You type in, I want sexy Britney feet.
03:02:17
Speaker
You'll get sexy Britney feet. I'm not searching that. so much somebody Somebody do that real quick. Let's let's see if Britney fucking shows up. but yeah Everybody's thinking it'd be Britney Spears, but it'll be our Britney. Yeah, because AI's going to point out that one Britney.
03:02:32
Speaker
We don't need AI. We have Britney's feet happening on the show tonight. It wasn't my point. You don't need AI, though, please. Please, stop trying to... I swear to God, if there's a background of my foot one day, I'm gonna... You know what? Lazy Jedi? Look, bro, you're like the master of fucking hashtags. Please, you have a job. We need thumbnail. I'm not even mad at that right now. I'm not even mad at that.
03:03:02
Speaker
I feel like I need to put socks on. Fuck. yeah Put sex on. You know, Brittany, I will tell you this.
03:03:13
Speaker
From when you first started coming up on a regular basis to the now, I don't mind your feet being on the show. Not because I have a feet fetish. I
Streaming Challenges and Work-Life Balance
03:03:21
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do. No, no. I don't care about No, because Brittany used to terrify me. with I was like, her vagina is going to come out on this show.
03:03:28
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Yes, I was scared too. Every time she would pick her long ass leg up in her care, and she had like I'm like, oh God. Her vagina is going to come out for me. Don't, please. but She was like, that Wednesday night she was with me. Well, that's why I would put blankets in between my legs because I was scared her too.
03:03:48
Speaker
That Wednesday night that we did that we did the the the the Brittany's World thing, and she was showing, somebody asked about her tattoos, and the whole time I'm like, Brittany, fix your camera.
03:03:59
Speaker
Fix your camera, Brittany. Please. I'm terrified. Did Mike come out? It's almost like dealing with Gerevici again. It said not that dumb. and because i was like well confused What confused us was when it said a ball fucking fell out, man. That was cool. That was cool. was like, oh, I'll put you in the big balls. Nice. You're not lying.
03:04:22
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like That's a funny idea. You got some Ron Jeremy going on in them shorts, man. That's not a foot. That's not a foot. And she's snorting.
03:04:35
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I know the night you're talking about Glick, though.
03:04:39
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i am She shorts, man.
03:04:46
Speaker
i know the night you're talking about glick though she had she had on pi like paint loose-fitting shorts man Yeah, she showed her tattoos and then she kept moving and I'm like, how do I politely say and your I got tired of taking screenshots, man.
03:05:11
Speaker
Fucking waiting. Damn, Blake, a fucking... Damn, man.
03:05:20
Speaker
What's going on, Terry? This must be the TikTok crowd, yo. I'm snorting. I'm snorting the crowd. I wasn't going to bring that up. I was going to let that joke die. oh I was going to let it die.
03:05:41
Speaker
Never mind. don't even want to talk about that. Now blushing a little bit. I don't know. and That won't be the first time that Glitz blushed on here.
03:05:52
Speaker
All right, Tara. Who are you? And what are you what are your intentions with my brother? Who are you? And what does your daddy do? I think her intention is to give him a foot job, maybe. I don't know. I'm going to close that circle right there. yeah has she has She has very, very good intentions.
03:06:19
Speaker
Glick's like, just fucking leave her alone. Don't worry about it. yeah my business mind your being this my Mind your business. There's nothing to see here. Nothing to see. Everything's fine. Everything's all right. she's got yeah i need y'a I need y'all to be like Johnny just she you I'm going to give that to you. Johnny's on his feet quiet, but we love having him here.
03:06:50
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I love john Johnny. yeah johnny Johnny's the most chill motherfucker you'll ever meet, man. yeah yes joy I input when it's useful. You put your foot where? what I put input when it's useful.
03:07:05
Speaker
Armageddon could be going on, man. Johnny would just be fucking chilling, doing his drawings and shit. You know? Mind your Good people, y'all. Thank you.
03:07:21
Speaker
No, Johnny's my guy, man. That's my dude. like Actually, dude, I'm serious. if If we can make it happen, Buffalo to cleveland and Cleveland this year, man. Let's let's go. lucky you Where are you at, Johnny?
03:07:35
Speaker
um yeah I'm out here in upstate New York. Upstate New York. Johnny Bonds is YouTube royalty. Yes, he is. You shut your whore mouth unless you're going to get on the panel, Jedi.
03:07:48
Speaker
Yeah, you fuck. Yeah, you translucent motherfucker. Get on here, you fuck. Where the hell are you?
03:08:01
Speaker
Where the hell are you, bro? Yeah, Johnny Bonds wants you on here. When Johnny Bonds asks for something, you listen. You know you're not doing anything Jedi. Get the fuck up here man.
03:08:12
Speaker
Yeah Jedi. Put your pants on Come on screen. Take pants off. Take your pants Jedi. Quit pausing from 42 minutes and 18 seconds ago. Jedi Rambo you're stronger than peer pressure. You're stronger than peer pressure buddy. Take your pants off and come on panel.
03:08:36
Speaker
Jedi. Why would you behave? Join the Brittany click. Why? because Because you know what? Some days, some days throughout the week, some people just need behave time.
03:08:48
Speaker
Hey, look. Yeah, now you're right. yeah behavior That was me last night. Nerd. You fucking nerd. Blaze, you need to like yeah i way make the burger just smaller so you can add another one and put something about the foot chronicles or something.
03:09:05
Speaker
Ooh. Fuck
03:09:10
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he's where he needs to be. Foot fetishes. Foot fetishes. It's a Jedi. Yeah, you can just name it BFF. Britney's foot fetishes.
03:09:21
Speaker
Oh my god. That's pretty cool. That's perfect. no That's like an inside thing. That's perfect. Fucking perfect. It's happening right now.
03:09:30
Speaker
that's perfect that's that's like an inside thing that's perfect right to be fucking perfect yeah yeah yeah yeah it's happening right now Volume 68.1. This is really going to become a thing, huh? Because if you know, you know.
03:09:49
Speaker
Actually, the toes on the outside just saying. be be That is why I'm only putting BFF so it's not a thing, but it's a thing. IYKYK. If you know, you know. Yeah. yeah yeah
03:10:03
Speaker
Wow, my dog is like more hip than all of us. Well, let's see. yeah I have something on here for Glick. That's 60, man.
03:10:15
Speaker
Level 69? Level 60. If you know, you know. He's the highest level on this panel, damn it. Besides tarantula. She's trying to argue me for age. you know Yeah.
03:10:27
Speaker
She's like 75. Who's 75? Tarantula.
03:10:32
Speaker
seventy five mirano I thought she said she was 42. but Mama, I made a new BFF. I'm coming home. Mama, Mama, Mama,
03:10:47
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yeah that that one
03:10:54
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ah picture of brittany's feet with a deck right in the middle of it no Oh my god. That was way fucking primal and barrel. What class was it in school? you mean Or no no, the Bill Nye science guy fucking logo above it and shit.
03:11:12
Speaker
It was Intro to Chemistry and Physics. I'm sure it wasn't Biology. And he was Alaskan, so it was a very small wiener. Alright, I'm gonna stop.
03:11:26
Speaker
It couldn't have been too small if there was three of you fucking stroking it with your feet. We couldn't all do it at the same time. Oh, okay. Oh, that's right. i totally forgot about that. but welcome Welcome back, Blaze. I'm sorry. i Strong ass fucking shrooms you're eating over there, brother.
03:11:48
Speaker
I'm not even, I'm just, actually, I'm only just drunk tonight. I'm not even stoned at the minute. You're drinking? I need a beer. higher I've been drinking some beer. We're going to be up until 5 in the morning again. No.
03:12:06
Speaker
Not at all. Not at all. It's all part of the fun. Come on now. ah
03:12:14
Speaker
If I was a... Where was that coming? Time flies by when you're having fun. so of thing right just the to Just the toe Just the tip of the toe It's true Very true Oh shit Hashtag BFF yeah i' ah ah ah opinion I'm updating my VHS collection As we speak Great I'm so proud
03:12:57
Speaker
Holy shit. So motherfucking proud.
03:13:05
Speaker
Now I don't want to do it. um now i really don't care. I'm just happy to be included. i actually, I think it's actually, I kind of find it in a wholesome kind of way because us guys will sit here and tell stories of our set are sexcapades.
03:13:27
Speaker
And it's yeah, it's like, hey, men and women are all the same. just We're naughty. We're naughty. Just a bunch of freaks. Just depends on what we're looking. Naughty.
03:13:40
Speaker
I'm glad you guys accept it because like you a lot of... believing The only thing stopping us from having orgies is probably Jesus. ain't Jesus ain't stopping me from doing shit.
03:13:52
Speaker
That motherfucker came up a long ass time ago. Exactly. That motherfucker came up a long time ago on my ass. He's stopping everybody else from having an order to be with me. I said, Jesus, take the wheel. He said, nah, fuck you, homie. I'm out. Jesus is the ultimate cock blocker.
03:14:13
Speaker
He said, call Uber, motherfucker.
03:14:18
Speaker
Jesus like, if you want to get in heaven, you that, okay hu
03:14:25
Speaker
Bill Nye the science guy standing in there at the pearly gates and shit. Oh my gosh. Can you pee in this cup?
03:14:37
Speaker
Sorry. holds a special place in my heart. I'm going to say he holds a special place in your shoes too. That was good.
03:14:49
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That was a good one. Yeah. i got all that's place so my face
03:14:56
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but If I ever met him one day, I'd be like, I once gave a foot job to a guy watching a video. You and I are connected in ways you don't even know about.
03:15:11
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True. Well, I was because it was kind of boring because like i said, it was small. So ah oh wow so we learned Brittany's a size queen.
03:15:23
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Okay.
03:15:25
Speaker
No, he's just Asian, so... We just learned that Modoc is a little dick. Don't make me lick my fucking forehead again.
03:15:42
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Nice.
03:15:45
Speaker
What did you... Wait. just the way Think about it. He was so quick. I wasn't listening, sorry. Oh, fuck ass. Fuck ass. Sorry.
03:15:59
Speaker
My computer's dying. I have to stop wood burning.
03:16:07
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yeah ah late do you guys normally go? don't
03:16:12
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want to spam it up. So, so Blaise and I have talked about it. Typically Saturday nights are six hours, but Blaise and I have talked about it. You know, we would like to shorten it up, but also if the vibe's there and we're having a good time, we're not going to. We'll just keep going.
03:16:26
Speaker
Yeah, we'll just keep going. our Six hours is our, is our max. We don't go any longer than six hours, but we've talked about shortening it up. But at the same time, if the vibe's there, they you know, whatever. And but also the options there for, like like, for instance, if I wanted to dip out right now and go do something or just not be on the panel anymore, i could leave because Blaze would still be here and he could he could wrap up the show and in the stream and stuff like that whenever you guys got done. Or vice or vice versa.
03:16:52
Speaker
Because right bla this Saturday night is not Blaze's night. Blaze just comes up to hang out. um But, you know, if Blaze wanted to dip out and I kept going, then we keep going. So it's just Saturday nights are just kind of up in the air right now. You know, yeah we're going to do them and whatever happens, happens.
03:17:08
Speaker
This is going to be honest thing I'm going to say. Glick, you know it's true. Glick is now single. So Glick's weekends are now more um spontaneous.
03:17:22
Speaker
No. Glick is living and enjoying life and A single person. Actually, anybody should be open to spotting me. Oh, for sure. That's what Glick is saying in the long run. Because we have had this talk. and Yeah, i might I might want to. yeah know Saturday night, I might. This is the best thing about having your own fucking network and shit. like Relationships are going to affect your fucking shit, man.
03:17:51
Speaker
yeah youre It's going to affect your schedule. Your job, everything. general. Your life. And when you're pouring yourself online in your life, that's kind of part of it.
03:18:03
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so Yeah. Yeah. yeah You know, like if i want to go, you know, I want to go hang out with Tara and I'm like, hey, I'm out of here, guys. I'll go hang out with Tara.
03:18:15
Speaker
And then Blaze can keep doing whatever Blaze is doing. I mean, been there until now. Might as well. Who cares? no Speaking of work and stuff, yeah guess guess who guess who got guess who has a work guess who's scheduled to work this coming Friday on the 6th?
03:18:42
Speaker
Are you supposed to work Friday? I'm not supposed to, but started working that job. Fridays were off the table. yeah So it might I might... i mean you looking the next year couple days the The next couple days will probably be my last day be there at that store.
03:19:02
Speaker
oh and I can't do Fridays. yeah Not at all. oh i mean that's a thing that's and That's the thing. man that's the thing like you you it's It's boundaries. We have boundaries in life, man. and People have to respect our boundaries.
03:19:15
Speaker
and One of your boundaries was, I don't work on Friday nights. yeah someone't put on schedule someone Someone else quit and now that he's like, well, I got to fill in the gap. Well, that's fine, but that other employee quitting has nothing to do with my life and my schedule.
03:19:32
Speaker
You figure it out. like I don't, this is why don't want, this is, I'm going to go on a rant with bosses right now. Like this is this idea with laws, a fair where we, as the employer get to negotiate with our employer, our us as an employee, get to negotiate with our employer.
03:19:50
Speaker
Well, I've negotiated that. We've set that term. Now he totally ignores that and schedules me for a Friday. Like what? Go fuck you. But here's the thing. Here's the thing. Some people will look at me as the bad guy.
03:20:05
Speaker
hu No, I'm not. Fuck off. so I'm probably only going to be there for the next couple days. and um I will be there this weekend is my point. i didn't read I didn't even realize Glick just bounced out as I was explaining that whole thing to him. He's talking to Tara, probably. Bounce out. That's cool, but at least do it when I'm finished talking to you. That was kind of fucked.
03:20:33
Speaker
ha booty calls matter man booty calls matter no they don't but ah
03:20:47
Speaker
no you already know what he's doing my bosses are pretty cool i'm not gonna lie my boss is a nice guy i mean he's not a
03:21:00
Speaker
He's in a bad situation. So this guy, and but he bit off a huge thing that he can chew.
03:21:11
Speaker
He's a young guy. like He's in his late 20s and early 30s running a liquor store for the first time that somebody i bought here to run. yeah That's young. Yeah, and he's trying his darndest, but he...
03:21:26
Speaker
he we learn this from an early age as bosses that people come work for us and we get to control their lives. And it's not true.
03:21:37
Speaker
And I had, ah and I had to unlearn this and I'm witnessing this other person in that mindset. And it's like, Oh dude, you got to realize that this is your store.
03:21:50
Speaker
Exactly. If you, if you have to work every fucking day that somebody calls out, that's your fucking store, dude. Right. That's yeah your own problem. and You can't even anything about it. yeah're right and i hate to be a dick about it but I set my life up going through the military and stuff and having a fucking check to where I don't have to fucking do that. so I hate to be a dick. like I don't want the rat racing.
03:22:17
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But I'm going to be a dick. I'm not being in a dick. He was the dick first. He was the dick. He was the dick. That's it. they just they don't get it.
03:22:29
Speaker
They don't get it. don't get To your point, you know, that's, especially if they're the fucking owner, right? Like this, this is your business. This is your fucking livelihood. It's just a fucking job to me.
03:22:40
Speaker
You know, like I like right now I'm 60. I'm in, you know, I'm looking for work. I'm in between fucking jobs. Cause a place I've worked for shut the whole fucking site down. Right. And I'm, I'm at that fucked up age now where nobody really wants to hire a 60 year old because ah you know, ageism is a real fucking thing, man.
03:22:56
Speaker
You know, no it's kind so, they think, oh you know, we hire him, he's going to gone in fucking, you know, three years, he's going to retire, which isn't the fucking case. Or two, fuck, we can't afford him. He's been, he's used to been making, you know, over six figures a fucking year for the last 20 years.
03:23:10
Speaker
We can hire somebody that's 40 that thinks $48,000 is a lot of fucking money, you know? So I'm getting fucking interviews left and right and shit, but it keeps coming down to me and me and one other person. And I've had, I've had four HR directors actually I mean, I know more about HR shit because i've but I've been the boss, right? I've been in corporate America for 40 plus fucking years.
03:23:29
Speaker
And I know more about HR shit than most HR fucking people do. And there certain things you can't say to people. And you can't, one thing you can't say to somebody because it's discrimination is what was down between you and one other person.
03:23:41
Speaker
You can say we went with the other person, right? Sorry, thanks. You know, better luck next time. But you can't say we went with the other person because they were fucking younger and would accept less money.
03:23:52
Speaker
And I've had four HR managers tell me that in the last 10 months. And I didn't call them out on it because one, it's almost fucking impossible to prove. Right. And two, I'm not trying to burn bridges if something else in that fucking company were to come up, you know, yeah but it' I'm at that point in my life. i they I'm not so'm not trying to get in with the company where,
03:24:10
Speaker
I'm like, yeah, I want to start here. And, you know, in the next two years, I want to be here. I'm not trying to climb your corporate fucking ladder because I am 60 fucking years old. I've been working my entire fucking life. You know, I am starting to look at i don't want to be in fucking management anymore.
03:24:24
Speaker
You know, I've been in management my entire fucking life, you know. So <unk>ve I've been there and done that. You know, I've been there and done that with the whole, you know, as as a manager, you get put if you don't own the fucking company, but you're the fucking boss.
03:24:37
Speaker
you do get put in situations. Like you said, somebody fucking quit. Right. Well, if it comes down to it, I was always that man. Like everybody that ever worked for me, love working for me because I wouldn't fucking ask somebody else to cover a shift.
03:24:47
Speaker
I would just fucking cover it. Even if that meant I had to get on the fucking phone for eight hours that day. Right. I would fucking do that instead of asking somebody else because I'm old enough and I've been around the block long enough to know this is just a fucking job to them.
03:25:00
Speaker
but You know, they have a life outside of fucking here. You know, you and i but you, you and I both have, have done that. um you and I have both been in and in the military.
03:25:12
Speaker
I just feel there comes a certain point in a person's life that we can just say, you know what? ah don't want to say the yes anymore. Yeah. so Well, and and there's there's too many fucking bosses out there that don't... How do I say this so without a sense? they They get on the power trip, right? Like, well, I'm the boss. You'll do what I say.
03:25:33
Speaker
Well, you can suck my fucking dick and then lick my left nut. Fuck you, man. You know? well Yeah, You haven't been in business long enough to understand just because something fucking happens, you don't have the all fucking say over. And there's that, you know, every company puts that, you know, as other duties required.
03:25:48
Speaker
You know what i mean? They put that shit in there so that you can fucking tell somebody, oh, like in your case, man, I'm sorry, but you got to work Friday because fucking Steve quit. No, I don't have to fucking work Friday, you know, especially if you've got that well negotiated into a contract. There's this clause right here that you signed.
03:26:05
Speaker
Yeah, the t and that's in that and that's what bugs me. is like I can have a conversation with an employer, have an interview, a one-on-one talk, we make our agreements, and next thing I know, I'm signing a contract that's not what we agreed on.
03:26:21
Speaker
Right. Because it's boilerplate. Exactly. Because that's what how that's actually how this how a lot of this shit runs is boilerplate. yeah There's no room for actual negotiation or there's no room for employers or bosses or companies to, ah look at the employee and say, yes, I'm going to hold my side no matter what, because no matter what the employer, the top guy always gets the benefit of the doubt to renege on the deal, no matter what.
03:26:54
Speaker
So it's fine. had a good friend of mine just, just two weeks ago that like they, her, her boss fucked her over big time. Right. Um, because the boss made a bad decision, but she wouldn't fucking own up to it. So she was trying to fucking lay the, you know, the fault on, on my friend's plate. Right. And it wasn't hers at all.
03:27:12
Speaker
And she said, uh, she come to me and she says, you know, i know you've been in corporate America for fucking ever. You know, she goes, what do you think I should say? Cause I'm going to go to fucking HR about this. And I said, well, here's the first thing I'm going to tell you.
03:27:25
Speaker
There are too many people out there that think HR is for the fucking employee. And it's not. The HR department exists to cover the fucking business's ass. So just know that if you go to fucking HR complaining about your boss doing this to you, um' I'm not saying you shouldn't.
03:27:41
Speaker
I'm just saying beware that if you do, you automatically just got put on a fucking hit list of they're going to go to that boss and have a conversation. That boss is going to have a conversation with his boss and.
03:27:52
Speaker
up the chain and all a sudden you're going to become the fucking problem child. It's going to be the whole thing. Yeah, you're a fucking problem child now. And she was like, well, they can't do that shit. That's not legal. And I said, prove it. You're just like making yourself a bullseye basically.
03:28:06
Speaker
They've been doing that shit forever. They know how to fucking play the game. What is legal and legal, or I'm sorry, what is legal and not legal is only what is proven and unproven in court.
03:28:17
Speaker
What is written in black and white It's just we're fucking for for NPCs to look at it, the it, the off switch, the zombie switch and go about their day.
03:28:29
Speaker
But in all honesty, anything that really matters comes down to some arbitration, unfortunately. Yeah. And that and that becomes very bullshit. And any company of any size has in their back pocket.
03:28:46
Speaker
They got a retainer. Unless you've got deep fucking pockets and you're willing to take this shit to court, which that, that shit might be a five year fucking period. You know, even if it was wrongful fucking dismissal, you know, even if you got fired more than yeah that company's got more money to waste than you do to fucking. feedback yeah And like, and it's a waste of time as well. It's time, energy, money, all of that.
03:29:13
Speaker
and i feel i feel I feel bad for like young people that are just getting into corporate America, and especially into like management band, management you know type jobs that that don't know what I know from being there for so long.
03:29:25
Speaker
and and you see that fucking you know You see that hope and that brightness in their fucking eyes. I'm going to kick ass and fucking make a name here. It's sad. It's sad to see now. like I used to work for Blue Cross and Blue Shield. this I haven't been there now. for like It's been like 18 years, but That was one of those companies like Ford, you know, like, oh, you get a job at Blue Cross Blue Shield. You got a job for life.
03:29:49
Speaker
You know, that that's the way it used to be 30, 40 years ago. You know, there were a subset of companies in our country. yeah Right. You just said 30, 40, I'm 47. So as I'm being raised, that is the future, the vision I'm thinking I'm getting myself into.
03:30:04
Speaker
Then I become an adult and get out of the Air Force. I'm like, whoa. Yeah. this That's not that's how what happened. Right. And I say that, and this goes for you and everybody else. like there's this There's this unwritten rule that we have to just capitulate to what other people has just previously said and just go with it without any sort of critical thought or like, hey, this doesn't make sense right now
03:30:41
Speaker
Like we're living life by some, by some like rules that doesn't, that doesn't even apply to modernity. Right. Yeah. just Well, and I, I mean, I know this from, again, being, being a boss and being a person that like interviews people and hires people. Right.
03:30:56
Speaker
Um, it, it used to be that if you were with a company for 10 years, 12 years, 15 years, that had fucking weight, man, that had ah fuck good, you're the kind of employee we want. Cause you're loyal, right? You don't hop around. Yeah.
03:31:10
Speaker
And in the last, I'm going to say eight years, there's been a total shift in corporate America where they they they'll hire people that leave every fucking 12 to 16 months and go to nor go to another fucking job versus somebody that stays there for fucking seven years.
03:31:25
Speaker
you know yeah because and it's because it Because it turns out that under the current economic, the current system that they save more money doing Yeah, exactly. something ah Companies will even go so far as to be like, hey, we're doing layoffs and we're only going to hire temps until some arbitrary future in the date.
03:31:50
Speaker
And so all they do is hire temps, temps to get no benefits, no overtime, a lot of shit that a regular employee would get, a temp doesn't get. And they do that and it's allowed.
03:32:03
Speaker
I mean, I'm 60, man, so I know a lot of fucking people that are are retiring, right, that have retired, you know, in in the last couple years, are retiring, you know, in the next couple years, but especially the ones that have actually retired.
03:32:16
Speaker
And, like, that shit, yeah it's a fucking rarity anymore, man, because that I'm seeing a trend where fucking companies are letting people go at the 29-year mark.
03:32:27
Speaker
so they don't have to fucking pay them their 30 year pension. you know i'm i'm' I'm at the point, like, fucking sad man I get, I get a VA check. I don't have a 401. don't, my battery's a little, my, my headphones, I just got that notification. So there, I got that going for me.
03:32:44
Speaker
But, uh, right now I'm like, I just want to work for myself and do what I can to make my own because I feel that is just as, uh, stable.
03:32:58
Speaker
stable is going to work for anybody else. I was a manager at 19. nineteen but i'm very mad at the I'm not mad at the fact that people... I never treated like my employees like shit.
03:33:14
Speaker
Like that.
03:33:17
Speaker
It's just like a mindset that people have. I'm like a slave master when I'm in charge. I run a tight ship around here. I ain't got time for fucking bullshit. Well, no, I mean, you definitely have to.
03:33:30
Speaker
Well, the the sad thing is, Brittany, there's there's a lot of people out there that get into management with very good fucking intentions, right? And they want to be, you know, they aspire to be and they plan on being and and initially on. They are.
03:33:42
Speaker
that manager that looks out for the fucking employee, takes their fucking employees like lives into consideration. And then the fucking corporation beats them down to where it's like, yeah you keep doing that shit. You're not fucking advancing or we're getting rid of you.
03:33:56
Speaker
And unfortunately, if they want to stay within the fucking, you know, the hamster wheel that company, they have to fucking kind of get to be that, that, I have, sorry, I have to be a dick as the boss and tell you that you have to work.
03:34:08
Speaker
um i mean there's You got to work Friday, man. There's nothing I can do about it. When really they don't want to do that, but they've been pushed into fucking being that person. And for sure. like I have had to work like 18 hours in a day. Like I have even slept in my car in the back of the store, like because of that reason and like wake up, open it up again.
03:34:32
Speaker
i can expect Sometimes I got a question for you, Mo dog. Was it easier being the boss in the military or was it easier being the boss? in no Absolutely. In the fucking military.
03:34:45
Speaker
No shit. I was on, yes I was on somebody's panel last night. Right. And we were talking about, we all knew our, we all knew our role. well here's Here's what I said to him. This, this person was acting like a fucking dick. Right.
03:34:59
Speaker
And everybody was like trying to be all politically correct. And, everything else. And I was like, you know, I said, this is the kind of shit that when I was in the the fucking Marine Corps, this is where, this is where i would be taking this motherfucker out behind the barracks and having a talk.
03:35:12
Speaker
yeah movement Whipping your fucking ass and showing you, you know? So yeah, absolutely. The military, man. I mean, Oh, I got, I got out military and got into civilian world. And I was like,
03:35:27
Speaker
yeah you got motherfuckers crying about this. Motherfuckers got more paper clips than I got, or he stole my fucking stapler. And I'm like, fuck six months ago, I was kicking down fucking doors in Iraq, man. Like what the fuck is going on here? yeah but I have a quick, have a quick, right. So this is a military ism.
03:35:43
Speaker
So there was this fake military document floating around for a It was the hurt feelings report. Does that sound feel familiar to you? i Yeah.
03:35:54
Speaker
Okay. So, Me, Josh, I get out of the Air Force, and I still have this in my files somewhere. I'm working U-Haul at this time. I bring this up, and I'm like, oh, I get this for fillings report from the Air Force.
03:36:07
Speaker
It's just a made-up thing. it's not even real. I printed it out, and I filled it out being like, I'm a sad, sad employee. It has like the this the the the sad face and the medium face and the happy face. It's a fake report.
03:36:21
Speaker
It was... It was a um a parody in the military when it comes to what M.O.D.O.G. was talking about when it comes to bitches. So anyway, I fucking filled this shit out. I posted it up on the I post. I didn't post it. I just taped it up to the wall in U-Haul where I worked. I thought it was funny.
03:36:43
Speaker
The district manager came down and saw that shit. And he's next. I know he's calling H.R.
Management Styles and Corporate Culture
03:36:50
Speaker
And I'm standing there outside the door hearing this conversation. And I have to step in. like, yo, yo, yo, yo Kyle. Yo, yo, yo, yo. That was me. I wrote that. That's me. It was a joke. I'm sorry.
03:37:01
Speaker
I'm sorry. I didn't know that was going to happen. Calm the fuck down. He's like, this shit's serious, man. I was like, it says like a dummy Air Force form 01 on the bottom, man.
03:37:14
Speaker
Well, you know, this kind of stuff's not like. I was like, fine, good. I mean, I'm glad I learned this lesson coming from the military to this. Thank you. yeah I mean, was... It's crazy, dude. ah I can hate it.
03:37:31
Speaker
Hate it, hate hate belo Why you in the United States Army? I mean, I should be able to go to a job do my job and if somebody does something stupid to put my job into jeopardy or safety I should be allowed to look at that person and be like you're fucking retarded without getting fucking without being fired or so them's ain't the way it is though it's not that was a long rant oh my gosh
03:38:08
Speaker
so Glick, did you wash your hands man after you took your little break? right aright He's like, fuck no, man. It's moisturizer.
03:38:19
Speaker
I rub it in there for moisturizer. You
03:38:26
Speaker
you missed Brittany's bronze dildo after she lost her gold one. so not catch up on
03:38:35
Speaker
I had my earbud in and I'm just like wow the conversation took a turn it went from all the goofy shit we was talking about to ageism and I'm like yeah it went so serious shit it did get a little serious that's okay I just tried to change it up dude we thought you dipped out man we were like oh no no no yeah I think the old fellas need to have their own... I'm sorry, man. I didn't mean to bring your stream down. No, dude, you didn't bring the stream down. The great thing about Saturday nights is you never know where the conversation is going to Greg brought it in by coming here and interrupting the whole fucking conversation.
03:39:19
Speaker
You're good. Dude, I came in and and I minded my business. I was just listening. I minded my business. Fuck you, Blaze. I'll see you Friday, bitch.
03:39:32
Speaker
Nick just nailed it in the fucking chat, man. He said a bunch of fucking snowflakes is what we have now. yeah Oh, for sure. You know, actually, at that point, i honestly, i hate that fucking fucking word now.
03:39:46
Speaker
I kind of had a feeling you were going to fucking say that. You know why hate that word? This is why I hate this word. This is why hate this word. Because i'm I am the type of person but politically leaning that would be on the daily called a snowflake, but I'm the least snowflake motherfucker.
03:40:09
Speaker
Well, and it changes every two and a half years. That too. I don't. i zo it directly agree so and A quote unquote snowflake isn't dependent on their political beliefs.
03:40:21
Speaker
It's all dependent on their emotional control.
03:40:26
Speaker
And even then, i you know the magnet brand some people, some people might be at the end of their patients and they might need to melt.
03:40:39
Speaker
Some people need to melt. Not everybody does. That's all over it here's it's it's It's a complex. It's a complexity there.
03:40:52
Speaker
It is. i mean And the snowflake is a two-way street. yeah so fast just not people house The people on the right. ah It's all perspective two that's all on perspective too. It's all on perspective. That's why I said go bro.
03:41:07
Speaker
Blaze and I have had these conversations before. and Blaze is way smarter than I am. I'm a big dumb animal. Blaze is way smarter than me. i'm a big dumb animal bla is way smarter than me and and and Sometimes I don't know how to respond to Blaze because... but But I love listening to Blaze. Blaze and I have a lot of conversations and talks, and I love listening to Blaze because he's so fucking smart.
03:41:33
Speaker
And I'm just like... Do it. Do it, And I'm just like... Here's a YouTube video. and i'm just like bron stilldo here's a youtube video I'm just kidding. yeah I just enjoy listening to Blaze's point view. say that when I'm taking this stuff in my drink. I'm going to spit it out everywhere. I enjoy listening to Blaze's point of view because you know I learn stuff. Blaze and I obviously have two different mindsets, but you know for those of you guys who don't know, we've become very good friends in the last year.
03:42:02
Speaker
here's what yeah am a fucking I am a fucking dumbass. But you know what? yeah I am a dumbass. I admit I'm a dumbass. You know why I'm a dumbass? Because I've read Das Kapitel because I understand Marx.
03:42:16
Speaker
Therefore, I'm a dumbass. don't even know what that is. Is that some kind of weird Greek porn that I haven't watched yet? Actually, I'm just being facetious of Well, you've got to become a paid member on Brittany's site to be able to fucking read about it. And then Blaze uses $100 words that confuse me and then I get scared and I lash out and I see something like, I'm going to punch somebody! How you know I already don't have a paid description? And yes, Tranchely, you do get the golden ticket. Sometimes I feel like I understand Blaze, but I also understand Glick. have needs to take care of.
03:42:57
Speaker
And i I am like the middle person that has to like explain it. Sometimes I have to dumb it down for them for them to understand what the fuck he's saying.
03:43:09
Speaker
So if you understand... Brittany, you and I need to have you you and i need expand on this conversation. So if she understands Glick and she understands Blaze, does that mean she gets glazed?
03:43:22
Speaker
Oh my fucking God!
03:43:32
Speaker
Okay, where's Lazy Jedi? Where's your hashtag Lazy? Yeah, where you at, Lazy? Come on, damn it. I'm not mad at that. I'm actually not mad at that. That was good. Hashtag Lazy Brittany.
03:43:46
Speaker
You can't be mad at smart man. i think i think I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit because like I said, he's like my little sister. Hey, Glick.
03:43:59
Speaker
Hey, Glick. Hey, Blaze. Hey, Blaze. I get the i get the right foot. You get the right foot. Oh, there you Oh.
03:44:08
Speaker
You're talking my feet. which Which one's got the most hats, Brittany? Yes, Fletus. We're talking about your feet, Fletus. um apart that I'm tag and he can have the left foot.
03:44:24
Speaker
i feel like he's gonna enjoy it but okay this is gone this is turn This is turned on the wrong fucking street. know i think you plum I feel ah feel like i'm in high school right now and i'm not mean taral taranto has got it glazed bf f <unk> yeah ah This is not a thing, guys. This is not a thing. It's not a thing. Hashtag God Sideways. It is not a thing.
03:45:01
Speaker
and Untrackables at home like so toes ankle soulles toes anchork oh march but march soul, elevated tonight. You however you want.
03:45:15
Speaker
yeah Gone Sideways. It has. Hold on.
03:45:22
Speaker
We have issues, guys. Oh, me, oh, my. Always. Come on, yo. Yeah, you need to name this the dysfunctional fucking network, man. Instead of non-sexual. Did know that I did update the VHS? I do have BFF.
03:45:38
Speaker
Hashtag BFF. Where? Where's it at? Oh.
03:45:46
Speaker
You know what? I apologize. I did. I did. I popped back up on screen and I derailed the whole conversation. You guys are having a serious conversation. And I popped back up and don't even say anything. And then it goes sideways. Dude, I was fucking with you. Stop it. Go away. You're good. Bye, guys. No,
03:46:06
Speaker
no You just did that. Who did that? who did I did not do that. i did did only Only you and I have control of that. no you don't i don't do that I couldn't put any in. a cell as oh i no That was not me places I don't do that anymore.
03:46:26
Speaker
and hopefully you never have to brittany i play where um the last time the last time i did that was to jeff and that's the night your rage no you you made You made Jeff rage quit. Were you part, or was that me that made Jeremy She rage quit? Was that me or you? I can't remember.
03:46:46
Speaker
i think i think I think that was a constant. He's done it multiple times. Yeah, no, last, I think it was last Saturday night, Brittany was getting a little high on her horse, and I was like, you need to remember who the fuck is the boss around here and who's in charge. And I dropped her screen down. I remember that. And I left her down there for a minute and brought her up, and as soon as I brought her up, she was still talking, and she was like, oh shit, somebody left.
03:47:10
Speaker
Who left? Why? Where did the fucking thing go? And I'm like, that was you. didn't realize anything happened. Oh, Brittany, you're so pretty. You can't. can't He's so pretty.
03:47:21
Speaker
Yeah, please, you only you and I can drop screens now. You and I are the only ones have power in this panel. I was like, who the fuck left? So that's been happening, but I haven't been funny, so I died there. Okay, now the collection is complete.
03:47:40
Speaker
Britball. What the fuck? Ball Dippers Volume 3.
03:47:45
Speaker
mall dippers volume three bye, bye, bye. I
03:47:54
Speaker
written by i still don't see it. word Point to Where's Balls Dippers 3 on the VHS? Balls Dippers 3 is like like right there. family rear I play so don't know how to do it. okay I see it. I see it. I got it.
03:48:20
Speaker
I want to put some comfy pants on. but Put those pink shorts on. No. No.
03:48:37
Speaker
ah save that for the and blaze after show the brittanney andlaze after him save that yeah that that one to be honest Don't put that on Patreon. but Well, I mean, i guess you could put that on Patreon if it's going to drive people to pay for our Patreon. You have to start paying me, man.
03:48:57
Speaker
Motherfucker. Shut up, Brittany. How's that sound? was that for How's that sound for payment? There is the VHS collection right there.
03:49:11
Speaker
there is the vh s collection right there Complete in all its glory. It's wonderful. Fucking classics. Great classics, man.
03:49:24
Speaker
Oh, shit. That shit's going up on Facebook. Ball Dippers and BFF been added. Pink shorts, fake Britney snorts.
03:49:37
Speaker
Ha, ha, ha, ha. um Oh my god. See? See? she snorted.
03:49:48
Speaker
right on cu she's
03:49:53
Speaker
but What's up? PSNBS. Y'all are terrible. Fucking Jedi, dude. I love you, man. King of the fucking hashtag.
03:50:10
Speaker
Oh, by my, my, my. That gets a star. That gets a star. You know what else that gets That gets... It gets a fucking gold star. You're special. olds you're special Give him butt plug. Give him butt plug. No, no, no. The golden butt plug, it gets worse. The golden star is the best.
03:50:35
Speaker
Not to be confused with the golden dildo. The worst is the worst he made. the word and cool the word is the west That's the spike that they used on G-Discirvist. That's what they used on G-Discirvist.
03:50:49
Speaker
that's what they used on geneuscribu that
03:50:55
Speaker
I mean, Jedi, I actually, short makes britney snorts I, just keep the overhead man that just but i can't get over him man ah yeah jedi is like a thing evil famous in love basement right now at the keyboard yeah that's like the icy on the cake short look with but golden shower comes after the pedicure tarantula oh
03:51:27
Speaker
Pink shorts makes Britain stars. I took it down.
03:51:40
Speaker
But if you want to perpetuate it. That was good, Jedi. Jedi is the king of hashtags. Jedi will drop hashtags in here and and and they are like spot on to no matter what our conversation is about. He's still being a little bitch and I coming up in here. that that's what's It gets really bad when it's me, him, and Jersey in chat. because i um said You said it and I agree with it, Britt.
03:52:11
Speaker
but Jedi is a bitch. Bitch! A transparent little bitch. Little big Jedi ass. but je's got yo bit That's why he's a Jedi. Brittany, did you see Tarantula's comment?
03:52:25
Speaker
He's a big Jedi. I'm back to... i'm back to i'm I'm convinced that he's a big Jedi. I'm back on that. but so You gotta pay for that, girl.
03:52:37
Speaker
She already asked for your catch-up earlier. She said catch-up? How about... and You can just rewind in the the podcast little bit. Wow, she said you gotta use it.
03:52:51
Speaker
Wow, Brittany, you just screwed yourself. You said, you got to pay for that girl. And then you said, just rewind the show. and even Yeah, I know. I fucked myself with that one. yeah Not in a good way. yeah Not You're not a very good you're you're not a very good business owner.
03:53:10
Speaker
yeah that's why we need to help you work on your yourselflo man or self-care, or whatever you want to call I am great at self-love. I've been doing it since I was 12 years old. I am a fucking wizard at it.
03:53:23
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He's the one that brings me down all the time. Who? Glick or Glaze? Glaze is the one that brings me up.
03:53:35
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That's my homie right there. I got to keep you in check. I got to keep you in check, girl. Sometimes you start to get a little bit too big for your britches, and I got to bring you back down to reality. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. That's part of it. You're getting too big for her britches. Have you seen her? know. tiny. I'm sorry. As your big brother, that is my role. That is my role, is to keep you in line and keep you in check.
03:54:00
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Whatever. Is that called a Britney slap? Every once a while. It's a Britney slap. No, it's called Britney slap. It's written a Britney slap.
03:54:12
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britney sla the brit sla Brittany. Some Brittany. Knee slapper. Knee slapper. I'm trying to get it. I can't fucking it up. Just fucking it up. Brittany.
03:54:27
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Slapper. Everybody knows about my tattoo. yeah Shut up, Jedi. 12 years his own love sleep. It's been 30 some years, bro. Click damn phone. No.
03:54:42
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click damn phone no His fucking right hand's calloused and cracked and bruised. His fucking left hand looks like a newborn fucking baby. It's so smooth from all the fucking lotion. Shokes on you. I'm left-handed, Sergeant. Oh, okay.
03:54:57
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The right hand is where feeling frisky and I want a stranger. Thank you. As Conway Twitty once said, I've got tight-fitting jeans on. Every once a while I'm feeling extra frisky. And I'm like, what's up?
03:55:13
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How you doing? How you doing? How you doing?
03:55:20
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I feel like stepping out tonight. I'm bored with my left hand. Jill? J-I-L-L. Rosie Palman or Five Sisters? Or Palmula Anderson?
03:55:34
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um no You know it's 2025. You know me can use sex toys too. They make pocketbooks. Sex toys terrify me. I don't want to stick my dick in some of those things. Dude, fleshlights are a thing. Like, their dishwasher is safe.
03:55:49
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You can sterilize them. ah i mean... Not saying you know too much about all this shit, Blaze. Yeah, i got sex toys. I mean, I've i've but i've got a full of tools. None of them are for me, though.
03:56:08
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Yeah. Blaze got that fucking, that fleshlight that's got the suction cup, snap it on the fucking mirror in the shower and stuff, man. Or sometimes she uses it on you, just like you use the sex toys on her too. I don't know, man. I don't know. I've watched a lot of horror movies, and and and and I just don't want to go... We're talking sex, not static. I don't know we're talking on sex, but I've watched a lot of horror movies, and bad things happen, and I just don't want to go stick my dick in mechanical objects.
03:56:36
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Glick's afraid there's like razor blades up in that bitch, man. Yeah, I've seen Saw. It's like the movie Teeth. Or no, Teeth, where the girl's vagina has teeth in it. Yeah, watching way too much of his fucking stupid movies.
03:56:52
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You've never heard of Teeth? The movie? Yeah, I've heard of the movie. yeah i Okay, no, I've heard of the calcium deposit thing. But that's not like the whole horror movie, man.
03:57:08
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I don't know. I forget. feel like i feel like I feel like I go buy a sex toy and some little dummy is going come ride in a tricycle in my room and be like, let's play a game. Let's a game. Bridget, I got to ask. Your dick is trapped inside of a flesh doll. I don regret the key i know what i did i know what I'm getting gleed for Valentine's i'm getting him I'm getting Glick. a but It's going be a bottle. He's going to pocket pussy and a bottle tobacco sauce.
03:57:40
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It's wrapped up in duct tape. He's like, do you want to play a game? right Blades, I didn't know that we reached a level in our relationship. Tell me that's not a funny brain gift.
03:57:57
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Tell me that's not a funny brain gift. what you so love can You know y'all getting for Christmas this year. i just so to say I just want to say for all you all you fucking nerds out there, I'm give you guys im to give you guys a star tre reference ah
03:58:24
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it's solid i didn't know that i didn't i didn't know that i don't know that i really I didn't know that our relationship took the next step where we're buying Valentine's presents for each other. I just thought it was funny. just thought that was fucking hilarious.
03:58:38
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Shut up, Brittany. Gives bromance a whole new meaning. yeah but Shut up. Wanna play a game? Click and blaze forever. I'm going to carve it on a tree next weekend.
03:58:51
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BNG forever with a heart around it. Now we'm trying to I'm trying to think of a way I can spoof Astro Glide to make it like Astro... Oh my god. Astro Fire?
03:59:06
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Astro... You just put the blazing hot sauce on one side the ass start glide on the other side. And the pocket pussy right in the middle. Blazing hot sauce. Yeah, there ah blaz ah hot sauce Blazing glide.
03:59:21
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That doesn't sound very this isn't very moist or easy at all.
03:59:32
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oh my golden dildo stole pocket pussy from another one i'm like What the fuck is going on with your family, man? What the fuck? It's just this one cousin. you not hu Stealing your family's sex toys is like inbreeding. Don't do it. Yeah, right?
03:59:51
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Isn't that fucking weird? Has that cousin been institutionalized yet, or what? Well, it's not really, because he was adopted, so it's technically not blood. But still, it's weird. Hashtag romantic.
04:00:04
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Hashtag romantic. No more family reunion. let'sagg ruth me no more family reun i she is i see hashag hashag no more
04:00:19
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No, he's a hashtag Jedi. He's a hashtag. He's like a seventh degree black belt in hashtags. Oh my gosh. Huh? He's just sitting there in his underwear. he's a Hashtag hashtag hashtag. he's a hashtag he's like a seventh degree black belt in the hashtags oh my gosh huh he's just sitting there in his underwear good hashtag hashag hashtag His wife is like, why are you still on your phone? And he's like, yeah dude, dude, he's sitting there laughing to himself. You know, he is. you know, he is.
04:00:56
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He He's sitting there geeking out to himself. I feel like while Jedi is making these hashtags, he's in a robe and nothing else. He's dancing around the bedroom to wild horses lip gloss on. I'd fuck myself. That's the worst time on the skin.
04:01:19
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I'd fuck me. you do we I'd hashtag me. of Land reference.
04:01:27
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oh man that was but because a science and land reference Oh, man.
04:01:38
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I'm going to end up putting my fucking laptop monitor. You should be right now. You should right now. You should be right now. You said hashtag, hashtag. I'm glad you started that, bro. That's the one that got me. Hashtag, hashtag, got me.
04:01:56
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This is like the inception of hashtags.
04:02:10
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yeah this is like the inception of the a We've reached hashtag inception. You know what? I'm not even mad that he's not in here anymore. He's getting nervous because he's putting pressure on himself to come up with the next great one.
04:02:27
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That's the beauty of Jedi. He doesn't have to be on the panel to be on yeah just is he the he's a Jedi. He's a fucking Jedi. fucking cheeks aren't from smiling so much. I know. too, dude.
04:02:42
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Yeah, who wants to use someone else's pocket pussy? I got it. I know, right? And and also, I wanted to say also, my other cousin stole it from the other cousin that stole it from other cousin.
04:02:55
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Tara, Tara, Tara, I gotta to tell you. britney That's what I'm saying. Who wants to? Brittany has some of the most insane, craziest goddamn stories.
04:03:08
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A dude had sex with her at church camp and he was smited by God and struck by lightning and dead. He's dead. He's dead. She went to some church sex. She went to church sex camp and that guy got smited by God and he's dead.
04:03:24
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power of the pussy, Hashtag power of the pussy. She's got stories for days. do have stories. We have only got to the we we've we we have only we have only got to the tip of the iceberg of Britney's. The surface went whole. Yeah, we're just... What's bad is 90% of them are fucking family-related stories.
04:03:49
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I know. Like I said, like and said I had to stop her. had to stop her when she started talking about losing it. I had to stop her when she started talking about losing her virginity because she was like, I lost my virginity my virginity and my dad. I'm like, stop.
04:04:04
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Stop it. You need to learn how to tell a story. Do not ever say virginity and my dad in the same sentence. My dad left town. Words mean things. I suck at telling stories. okay Check in with the Holy Spirit. like go john I'll do the work. My goodness.
04:04:25
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Injected with the Holy Spirit. It was a it was a double stolen firm homeie it like home i'm sure pocket pocket pussy. And it was stuck to the shower wall.
04:04:37
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Fuck. swear Yeah. i would never smell my no i was I would just rather have the real thing in the shower if you're listening. I don't need a toy in the shower.
04:04:50
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Tara, where are you at? Where you at, girl? What you at, dude? Hashtag Tara, get the fuck over here. Holy shit. Holy shit.
04:05:01
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Oh, that burns. That burns so good. It's the hashtag thing just got
Awkward Discussions and Sports Rivalries
04:05:12
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me. I don't know.
04:05:14
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it hashtag thing they just got me i
04:05:20
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are eba So, Whitney, which family member were you most attracted to? no huh You. Of all people on his panel, you're going to be the one to say ooh to that question.
04:05:33
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no, seriously. Okay, seriously. Self-love. Set everything aside. Let's put down the veil of ignorance. You don't know people. set everything aside said set that is let's ah let's let's put down the ve of ignorance you don't know them Is there any family member that you would find attractive?
04:05:54
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My family member or your family member? yeah If I would... I can't really think of it. got an answer. I'm just afraid to say it. I don't know what the conversation was, but I thought Blaze and I were fingering each other since we both had our fingers hit the camera.
04:06:16
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I mean, I guess there are a few that aren't bad. You guys don't have to answer. Don't answer that question. don't Do not that no no answer that question. No, no. but This is not a taboo thing.
04:06:31
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I was just curious because it brought up and i was just curious. As the host of this show, but what what family member are you guys trying to fuck? What's up? oh what the fuck is wrong with you a lot a lot Brady he's like you don't even know you don't even know yeah such a random and weird question Blaise what family member it it wast it was always brought out everybody our quiet topics was already brought up the topic was already brought up
04:07:03
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i brought it up sarcastically You brought it up as a let's go on with a fucking National Geographic. Let's be serious about this, though. I did. I did. I did. I moved it from the... No, no, seriously. Seriously. I moved it from the...
04:07:18
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know i No, did not say that. I did not say that. Dogg was like, we got to move the car out of the driveway to make room for another car. And Blaze is like, let's just take it for a spin around the block while we're at it.
04:07:36
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ah Oh, shit, man. Like, no, but seriously. and I'm sorry. Tara's going to be like, i yeah, block my number. yeah okay I to address this. I want to address this, what Tranchula just said.
04:07:56
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You know, by the way, ah Jedi, it is really hard to find you. i had i It took me three separate attempts to make Jedi a mod. on the Onesysical Network because how hard it is to find him on YouTube. so i don't know it looks like tren It sounds like Tarantula. It was like challenge accepted. so Have at it, Oz.
04:08:20
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Have at it, Oz. I am glad you're still here. You clearly have. i have
Zodiac Signs and Personal Traits
04:08:30
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it I haven't scared you off and my idiot friends haven't scared you off, so that's a plus.
04:08:37
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For now. Rude. For now. Was that Johnny out of nowhere? where what Oh. oh it Was there a challenge just set?
04:08:47
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Yeah. It's like we haven't heard him talk for like an hour. Johnny's playing like fucking Lord of the Rings or something over there. he was Like I said, I respond when it's useful.
04:08:58
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That's why we love you, man.
04:09:02
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that's why we love him man I fucking love y'all. Johnny's my guy. Johnny's my dude. I cannot wait to meet Johnny. I can't wait to watch. I can't wait until Johnny's in Cleveland Browns Stadium in Cleveland, Ohio, and Joe Flacco and the Browns slap the shit out of Josh Allen.
04:09:20
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He said Flacco was with the Ravens before. Nobody cares about him. I'm down to see that man talking. Come on now.
04:09:31
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Don't tell you're a Browns fan, man. I am diehard Cleveland Browns fan. I have a... You're a loser. Yeah, I know. Thanks for reminding You goopy slore. Yeah, that's me. i have a i have a loser full of yeah i know thanks for thanks for all my jes and the anchor i know they come here goopy slo the yes me I'm a loser.
04:09:56
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That's going to be the thing underneath name next time. Goopy slore. Goopy slore. I have a closet full of Cleveland Browns jerseys dating back all the way back to my very first Cleveland Browns jersey, 1991 NFL gi draft.
04:10:14
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and and i got I can't remember what the hell was going to say. He was a safety. Unfortunately, he died. He died of cancer. That was my first Browns jersey. i've got vanessa I love my dogs. that's I'm a dog, man.
04:10:29
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That's what's funny about Columbus, man, being right in the middle of the state. you know There's a lot of Bengals fans, a lot of Browns fans. you know There's a lot of Steelers fans in Ohio, too. I go around and kick them all in the dick.
04:10:41
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ah stand Yeah, same. Same. I fucking hate Steelers fans so much.
04:10:51
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They're dicks. And now now everybody just hates Kansas City. So, you know, we all got something to bond on. I don't hate Kansas City. I just hate Travis Swift and Kermit the Frog.
04:11:02
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Yeah. Well, living in Pennsylvania. When you say Kermit the Frog, do you mean Jordan Peterson or do you mean Kermit the Frog? No, I mean, dude, you're not a...
04:11:16
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why don't you why don't you Why don't you step in? I only say it because the the the whole recent the whole recent Jubilee thing, I'm like, no when I hear Kermit the Frog, I think Jordan Peterson's there.
04:11:32
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Kermit the Frog. Patrick Mahomes, the quarterback for the Kansas City Chiefs. and I know you're not a sports guy, but he's talking about Kermit the Frog or Jordan Peterson. Kermit the Frog. Kermit the Grand Ole Puppet. You're talking about the Muppet. You guys are so funny together. Oh, my God.
04:11:52
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He's opening your ears. what you where aren you you You went on about a football player, so I got confused. I don't remember Kermit the Frog playing of football.
04:12:03
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and said I said Travis Kelce with he's Travis Swift. travis kelsey is with taylor swift so he's travis swift Patrick Mahomes, the quarterback for the Kansas City Chiefs, when he talks, and he sounds like Kermit the Frog.
04:12:16
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So everybody calls him Kermit the Frog. but you know You know what I just realized? but he is swift Taylor Swift looks like Miss Piggy but with anorexia.
04:12:28
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And I'm i mad that I just made that. no i just I'm mad that I just made that. I'm so sorry, Miss Piggy and anorexia. Yeah, I'm sorry, Mr. Piggy. That is not a good joke. But it's not wrong. It's not wrong.
04:12:47
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It's not. don't like Taylor Swift. It's bad, but it's not wrong. was That was kind of mean. It was mean, but true. Hey, Blaze, can I ask you a Blaze, you're a smart guy. We'll see if you have an answer for this. It's green and smells like pork.
04:13:08
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Kermit the Frog's finger. Yes, I knew you were smart guy. Or you Jordan Peterson's dick. Hold on a second. Who the fuck is Jordan Peterson and why are you so hard on him right now? Do you know what 20 atheists versus Jordan Peterson and Jubilee is right now? You don't know what that is. Is Jordan Peterson the weird dude with the comber, the goofy hair? Jordan Peterson is the faux intellectual from Canada that just got his ass handed. handed to him by 20 legitimate philosophy students.
04:13:51
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It is amazing. It's hilarious. I have no idea who that guy is. i't yeah I don't know who that is. saw 20 fucking college students take a faux intellectual and fucking turn him into the meat grinder.
04:14:04
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It was amazing. was awesome. Yeah, fuck the Steelers. And fuck Jordan Peterson. Yeah, fuck Jordan Peterson. Yeah, sure.
04:14:16
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Okay. She said, fuck the Steelers. Not a phrase I would ever expect to hear on this panel. Fuck Jordan Peterson. Fuck Jordan Peterson. I don't know who he is, but fuck that guy. here Yeah, fuck that guy.
04:14:31
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Okay, wait a minute. Fuck the Steelers. Apparently a little bit of a sports fan. who who's your Hey guys, it's June.
04:14:40
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It's June. It's going to be June. It is June. It's June now, guys. Congratulations. I like the last 34 minutes.
04:14:56
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Yeah. That's crazy. Time has been flying by. July, August, September, October football. They do say time is relative.
04:15:10
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Time is relative. I've heard that. Relative.
04:15:16
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It's only four more months until I'm 32. What the fuck? Speaking of relatives, Brittany says that a family reunion, who cares if you're my uncle? I'm trying to add four to six right now. Shut up.
04:15:26
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Hold up. hold up it's ten please yeah but what month is that Oh, wait. It's the sixth month.
04:15:44
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Oh, wait. You're trying to add... What what what what i saying what are you doing? but same but You guys are hurting my brain. If you're asking what the tenth month is, the tenth month is October.
04:15:56
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I know it's October. I was purposely doing that. just but you being facetious Are you being facetious? I was being very facetious. i yeah I know. and know ways be Blazing.
04:16:10
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i learned words mean Goddamn, Chris Technician. You're fucking old, bro. Oh, my God. I've literally known you since you were 20 years old, Chris Technician. ah fuck mr The stream of our lives.
04:16:26
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Hashtag Libra, not Junie. Libra, yeezy. You living in the past, bitch. You living in the past, bitch. We in the future. Punk-ass big Jedi.
04:16:39
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Raise your hand if you believe Zodiac symbols are a thing.
04:16:47
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I'm so glad nobody raised their hand. I didn't even hear the question. I do. very oh Now raise your I raised my head. I raised my i get i just kept it low because I didn't hear about to shit on me, please. I was going to shit on anybody to raise your head.
04:17:10
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Fuck up, everybody. I will say that I think they're... Let Brittany talk about her crystals. Go ahead. No, no, no. I'm not that Steven.
04:17:22
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I will say that I do think that there are different like personality things, but horoscopes and all that other bullshit is bullshit.
04:17:35
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and So how can you sit there and say the personality things are a thing, but the other part, hold on, hold on. Let me finish my question. How can you sit there and say the personality thing is bullshit when the horoscope is real, but the personality thing is based on the horoscope?
04:17:55
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Make it make sense. It's based on the horoscope. It is, though. The horoscope is based on the Zodiac. Which I'm not fully into it. Which implies, the Zodiac implies the nature of that certain person. The horoscope came from the Zodiac shit. People wanted to say that they're all like, oh, I can tell the future type of shit. Dude, the Zodiac killer was never caught.
04:18:22
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This is why this is so convoluted. It's Brittany reincarnated. You're convoluted, Blaze. I mean... i don't like I'm not going to sit here and say, like yeah, the month that you were born, like you're going to be a certain way But I have seen where some of it has been like a coincidence, basically, I guess. um A leader to how they in coincidence doesn't equal fact.
04:18:53
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No shit, Sherlock. like
04:18:59
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That's what I'm trying to tell you. i dont I'm not all into it. So the Dodie acts all bullshit. Yes. Okay, cool. I told you. Make it make sense.
04:19:12
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Make it make sense. And I'm indecisive. They say that Libras are indecisive. I'm like, yeah, that is correct. and i'm indecisive they say that wes are indecisive so i'm like yeah that is that is correct You put, okay, any human is indecisive. You put a human, like, you take a pothead, like you or I. You put them in the dispensary with, like, 50 fucking choices of weed.
04:19:37
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Trust me, they're fucking indecisive. The more choices we have as humans, the more indecisive we are. What? Can I, can I just want to say something real quick.
04:19:49
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oh Oh, never mind. Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, Nick. Sorry, Nick. You're talking to Chris Technician. Never mind. I'm like, I don't have a wife. What the fuck are you talking about? What's a wife and why do they exist?
04:20:02
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Huh? Huh? What are husbands and why do they exist? I'm going to be equal about it. Oh my gosh.
04:20:14
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I need to go. I'm not just tall i'm i'm just i'm just a guy. please i can't handle you some Hold on a second, Brittany. Brittany, you're a Libra. When's your birthday? Nice. I'm a Libra, too. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Suck it, Blaze. Suck it, Blaze.
04:20:29
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That was a perfectly good question, and it has a very good answer to it. yeah yeah yeah yeah suck it blaze please it was i just seen that that was their hard good question and this has a very good answer to it There are definitely characteristics in different people.
04:20:58
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ah This is the funniest thing with me. I'm a dialectical thinker. So if I give you a binary option, you know I'm fucking with you. You know I'm fucking with you.
04:21:09
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I'm a dialectical thinker. If I give you a binary, I'm fucking with you. Yeah, but what if I'm non-binary, please? I don't want your binary bullshit. I think...
04:21:20
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good um Right now in Blaze's head, he's going, I so you so much. No, my brain is like, I wasn't even talking about gender, but you are. I'm just now i'm no no i'm not talking about anything. You said binary and I said non-binary.
04:21:40
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I'm not talking about anything. I'm just throwing shit at a wall just to fuck with you. Blaze, that's all he knows with binary is to say non-binary, right? That's all I know.
04:21:52
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and Blaise's camera died. He's like... No, you're good now. Oh, no, froze for a second. maybe No, you were frozen in thought, man.
04:22:03
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I was. I was definitely frozen in thought a lot. in thought a lot on this on this network. It's a constant thing, but I like it because... It makes me think.
04:22:16
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Because I fuck with Blaze so much. And it's not even when we're live on a show together. It's like in conversation. Hey, Tara. You give Glick a knot to undo and he will be busy.
04:22:35
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hope i hope I hope you're good at braiding and I hope you like to give a challenge. He's going to come into a fucking... in view If you can take all those words and make it... to Raise your puy hairs read your pussy hairs to where it gives him the challenge to get to it, then you win.
04:22:56
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but Well, if i learned if I've learned anything from Blaze is that if you've got to take a machete into the rainforest, you got to take a machete into the rainforest. Yes. yes and abraham Always take a machete to the rainforest.
04:23:14
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Always. <unk> not i'm not i'm not mad I'm not mad at Tara. She just came in and she staked her claim. Boom. Let it be known. not on your way?
04:23:26
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ah like eric glick's just wondering why you're still at your fucking house and not only it is yeah like not better way You think I haven't already told her that multiple times? but sounds sounds It sounds like Kara's the bigger winner in this situation. Oh, even better. Blaze, joke's on you. Ha-ha, Noah.
04:23:45
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We're ice skating, baby. it's I wasn't going to say anything. I'm saying that. I'm not either. Brittany and I are actually on the same is I take back the glaze comment. I think that's going to be for Tara tonight.
04:24:04
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I think she might be the one getting glazed. It might be my beard. I need some natural Tara, why?
04:24:17
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what is what what do you see in him yeah This is here really fucking awkward. Did this just turn into fucking dating nonsensical nonsense?
04:24:31
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Whoa. The thing is, I walk away to grab something and come back at the perfect moment still. yeah Who can vote the best? That's only a contest for probably good. you've given me so much shit before.
04:24:45
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i was excited for i excited
Parenting, Networking, and Family Responsibilities
04:24:47
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for you a couple weeks ago when you went out on your date. I was excited. i was happy for you. No, you gave me mad shit, dude. I see how it is. Okay. Brittany felt the need to the clock blocker, man.
04:25:01
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she yeah ah I um want him to get laid please so he can calm the fuck down little strung I've been did you just hear that yeah she wasn't doing twenty brittanney says your assins get laid you're too much of a thirsty self a bit I've been a menace the last couple months. I have been a menace. No, he's been an empty five-gallon cooler. It's been going like...
04:25:40
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It's a gallon. gallon ah five gallon gatorator ah cooler Gatorade? Totally empty. that's Tara, it sounds like you need to take one for the network, man, before the network totally explodes. How about you hop and have a few ho in here on Cam 2 and talk to us? Like I said, I like the mentality. she's her mine I'm like, okay.
04:26:06
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Okay. but think I can sing that goddamn clay and boom. Let's go. They'll appreciate it. They don't like single clay. I get that. I get that mentality. It's kind of hot.
04:26:20
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Sort of. you But also, it's like the purpose of best patience. Patience is a virtue. Well, I will say not always. Here you go. All you got to do is oh my lord. Oh lord.
04:26:37
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I'm going to be so distracted. All you got to do is click that link in the chat. I'm going to be so distracted.
04:26:48
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we turn and i It's pinned up it's top mile after a mile end at the top. It is pinned at the top. Sometimes you throw it out there. like i we we we We got a ah very, very, very mild history.
04:27:03
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Not much of a history. Tara, when you come up and you see Glick go off camera, don't worry about it. He's not doing anything he shouldn't be doing. think if Tara is worth it, she should come up.
04:27:18
Speaker
oh It's a moody relationship. Open door challenge. This is Saturday night. we we haven't We have never met in real life, but we have talked in the past.
04:27:32
Speaker
Okay. But we've never in real life yet. but We have talked in the past. ah that are just and that is just there There's circumstances there as to why it it it faded out. but ah We don't have to get into that. we don't see Let's just say the circumstances. that up let's just ah Let's just say them circumstances went away.
04:27:56
Speaker
Let's just say them circumstances went away and she popped back up. She has not been shy about how she feels. Now you're on volume two, man. So it's all good. Yeah. yeah i do i do want to say this I do want to say this. If Tara, if you don't decide to come up, it's okay too.
04:28:14
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or Yeah, yeah, yeah. Don't feel pressured. Bullshit. Get up here, Tara. Oh! Hey! We got Tara up in the seat! Okay, hold on.
04:28:26
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okay we Oh, Look at him! Look at him!
04:28:34
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why is she but but your face is so red i'm in i'm impressed i'm impressed what happened to her what did you do kick her up do you really think i would have done that do you do you really think i wouldve done terrible like You're so good. sucks that she's there and not here. That's the problem. She's there and not here. Yay!
04:29:06
Speaker
Tara! Tara, you have the whole fucking internet trying to hook you up. Your wife be right here. Oh, Lord, and here comes my bro-strick.
04:29:19
Speaker
What the fuck is happening with this goofy bitch? Hey, Tara, how you doing? I'm good. like my feet? Yeah.
04:29:28
Speaker
but it looked purple oh you're a light but you is it just the lighting right let me try to move you're a beautiful lady i can see a couple reasons why you're interested man yeah i approve that and honestly two look so good together I'm sorry, Tara.
04:29:53
Speaker
Tara, anything I say, don't pay any attention to it. Go, girl, you got this. I'll provide the background track. Oh, Lord, here we go. Where do you live, Tara? Ohio.
04:30:11
Speaker
where do you brown um ohio Oh, hi. Oh, oh. Yeah. Yeah. yeah are yes street We're not far.
04:30:25
Speaker
We're not far from each other. Look at that smile you're putting on his face, though, bro. Hey, Glick, is it normal for the sides of your mouth to hit your fucking earlobe, man?
04:30:37
Speaker
No. It's so cute.
04:30:41
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and so
04:30:44
Speaker
Also, Nick, how are you doing? Hey, what's up, Nick? well yeah That's my, that's my, that's my dad for those of you guys who don't know, God, I can't stop looking at you.
04:30:59
Speaker
i' his I'm but No, I'm. That's my, that's my broster. You used to my sister, now's my brother. That's my broster down there. That's my real life brother. so Where's broster live?
04:31:12
Speaker
Not far from him, fortunately. I live like town over from him. Gotcha. Oh, real but around and You're not in charge.
04:31:27
Speaker
No, I just spent day at the strawberry festival with Dad and Dad and Joanne. They were in town, so I spent the day at the festival with them. You want bet?
04:31:40
Speaker
Good night. Terry, you're not in your car and you're not headed here yet. What's going on? I have my son's graduation tomorrow. I'll make sure you're up the moment. It ain't like you were going to get any fucking sleep anyway.
04:31:58
Speaker
I'm not on mute. Be up and be ready. Glick's up and ready. Tell Poor daddy can't handle it. it yeah tell them poor daddy can Handle a smile. Correct your hormones, bro.
04:32:17
Speaker
He'll be here soon. Glad we heard that, Charlie. We already made... We need to drive to her. Why does she need to fucking drive to you, motherfucker? Exactly. Help.
04:32:31
Speaker
yeah and if it wasn't If it wasn't for the fact that my kids was my kids were here tonight and I was drinking, I would have told you. Okay, and her kid has a graduation tomorrow. so what is I don't want to see what kids have to have anything to do with adults having sex.
04:32:46
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Like, kids have their own
04:32:57
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blazing have you forgot brittany's family background she me Fair. not Fair.
04:33:08
Speaker
I know it takes a lot longer on the feet. So I get it. i get it I get it. I get a it. I couldn't just like leave the kids and be like, hey, yo, dad's gonna My dad did it all the time. You could. It just wouldn't be responsible. My dad would be $200. Me and my older brother.
04:33:39
Speaker
like your kids are old enough to babysit themselves, though. That's what I'm saying. These kids are old enough. They are. like you just ah Even legally, they are.
04:33:51
Speaker
Oh, look, you guys done scared terrible. Those kids are my kids, too. Well, I kept the cash. I've met your kids. Glick, I've met your kids. They're smart. They're not going to burn the house down.
04:34:05
Speaker
That's crazy. My kids are smart, and you you you know me. No, no, no. Your kids are smart because know me. Yeah. kids are smart. because i know me yeah
04:34:21
Speaker
Holy shit. And that's not even a joke, man. What's stopping now, man? Trust me. If the kids knock home tomorrow, I came here yesterday.
04:34:35
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so trust me if yourre If your kid's going operate a microwave, they're not going to burn the house down. You're good. My kid's going actually cook. yeah you guys don't mean You're fine. You're even better. like You guys don't scare Tara off. I'm not. not scaring her i'm not nu nope no, no.
04:34:58
Speaker
I'm trying to build confidence in your children. be optimistic um yeah Maybe she's changing outfits for you. wait oh line She was the only one on my team for a second there Y'all were fucking with me Oh dear, did it leave I don't think she left for that you sp up Oh and Johnny Bong's baby But he's quiet Fine, I'll work with it If anything, I gave you more of more of an excuse Not to scare her away yeah yeah We were fucking more with you Glick than we were Tam.
04:35:31
Speaker
Tamara. I have met your kids. dude They're smart, dude. drink another one.
04:35:44
Speaker
no no bla your your kids are functional man you got emotional human beings you back up door will be here You have adult kids. Your kids are smart.
04:35:55
Speaker
they're like They do stuff. They can they can wipe their own asses. I'm sure she have shouted if I wasn't drinking. Trust me. That's what's killing it right now is the fact that I've been drinking.
04:36:11
Speaker
If I did, I apologize. If I did, I apologize. That was not my intention. Come on, Tara. My dad would leave $200 each for my brother and I and like go off on a motorcycle trip and leave a note and be like, I'll be back soon. i i was just trying i was just trying to write. Don't make this a thing though, dog.
04:36:32
Speaker
Please. I'm done with that. hold up no i sitting like okay as a parent i understand where glis come from don't make this the thing their dog please i so i'm done with that says For real.
04:36:48
Speaker
I was joking. I apologize. That was not even a joke I was going to make. No, not you. I'm not talking to you, motherfucker. and know Oh. no dog I'm sorry.
04:37:00
Speaker
I apologize. I
04:37:04
Speaker
forgot what I was even going to say.
04:37:08
Speaker
You were about to go on a rant about something. You were talking about having kids and being a parent and and responsibilities. and Trust me. That's what I was saying.
04:37:18
Speaker
That chair chick licks you. Licks you. that too later. but do you but My point is your kids are good, dude.
04:37:30
Speaker
Your kids are fucking old enough to fucking take care of themselves. Like you don't have to like restrict yourselves. Oh, my kids are in town. I have to like stay here at the whole time. You don't have to do that, man.
04:37:43
Speaker
Like be, like, I just, I say that because i was in a relationship with somebody that expected me to only live for my children all the time. And all I'm saying is you don't have to.
04:37:56
Speaker
Your children are grown. Your children love you. You provide you for children. but youre But the truth is your children want you to out and be happy too. Yeah, they do. So when I went to the baby shower, when I went to the baby shower today, like there's this thing where I was like, give like advice to parents or whatever.
04:38:23
Speaker
um I wrote down, make sure you make time for yourselves. So, like, what you're saying, Blaze, is, like, it's not always just about the kids constantly.
04:38:36
Speaker
You have to make time for yourselves. Okay, so what's up Monday, Tara? I know you got graduation and everything tomorrow. And, MoDaw, you're good. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
04:38:49
Speaker
yeah but i'm just Did drop out? but no she she said She said, let me get back in. So I dropped the link again. dropped the link again for her. She can click that link and come back in.
04:39:03
Speaker
Blaze is just like, oh my God.
04:39:09
Speaker
blaze is just like oh my god Look at the smile on this motherfucker's face. I ain't seen that in a hot dog. du you You literally hid your face. like You were hiding. yeah Multi-dum.
04:39:23
Speaker
I blush. I blush. He's doing it again. Yeah. He's like... Look at what you do to our boy.
04:39:33
Speaker
Look at what you do to our boy. Got him all fucked up. I like it. I like it. i i I don't know. Yeah. yeah He shouldn't even come up with words right now. Hashtag words are hard. derba suta. Or whatever.
04:39:55
Speaker
hashtag towards my heart <unk>g berba dur but sua throw Glick, you better talk, man, because if you don't and we talk for you, we're going to fuck it all up, man. I don't think you guys can fuck it up. I don't think you guys can fuck it up.
04:40:12
Speaker
I feel like we should make this a thing. Should all mute up and go backstage? should We should have a whole like... You know. Yeah, well. we should like have like a whole like
04:40:26
Speaker
ah you know yeah well yes sir guess I guess I should stop putting the kids first. Hey, Tara, what's your favorite
Relationship Dynamics and Humor
04:40:36
Speaker
color? i Fuck them kids, man. That's not exactly the way I would put it.
04:40:42
Speaker
That's not the way I would put it. Fuck these kids. No, that's not the way I would put it. I get it. I have a 17-year-old and a 15-year-old. mean, I got kids too, but that's not the way would put it. mean, I love my...
04:41:02
Speaker
Obviously, I do everything. I'm back in Ohio because of my kids. Matchmaking service, Nick or Jedi, I claim Brady. That's why back in Ohio is because of my kids. I've always put my kids first. I don't know. Blaze, I think you're on to something, man.
04:41:26
Speaker
Fucking what everybody else is saying. I Blaise and have a special connection. I'm not on anything. I'm just common sense. Blaise and I have a special connection. yeah On bourbon.
04:41:37
Speaker
you better you better You better stop.
04:41:42
Speaker
need to put Tara underneath um and me flick where Nick is so she they're up and I was thing. I was thinking. You're doing same yeah Oh, how cute they are next to each other.
04:42:09
Speaker
It's like two kids at the eighth grade fucking Sadie Hawkins dance, man.
04:42:14
Speaker
I didn't even blush this hard when Whitney flirted with her. What are you doing? What are you doing? see see and You know how I know I did? Brittany and I have never we fuck with each other ah She keeps exiting herself. What did you say? what i said what did you say
04:42:45
Speaker
I'm confused. What did you say? When I flirted with him. yeah Oh, with Blaze? Yeah.
04:42:53
Speaker
Oh, I missed that. You missed it a lot. I do. oh Before Tara gets back up here, can we have a redo of that and see how that went? Yeah. I said a lot because yeah and it's something that... It it's The Brittany and Blaze thing is something that I've...
04:43:16
Speaker
i've been hoping for since you since y'all met and and and and i don't know and I don't know nothing about nothing. I don't know nothing about nothing. I'm not making any accusations any assumptions or anything like that. You were flirting with Blaze? She's like, maybe. Blaze?
04:43:33
Speaker
she's like maybe and but woly oh oh yeah know hit you I done hit y'all bitches with the Uno reverse card. What's up now? i've I don't fucking remember it.
04:43:46
Speaker
I flirted with you too, Glick. I flirted with you, Glick. I flirted with everybody. So this would be like a first night, Brittany. be like no yeah I getting out to dinner.
04:44:01
Speaker
I'm a big flirt. Tara, that's your that's your number one kind competition right there is Blaze, just so you know. Yeah. boring it She's like, yeah.
04:44:12
Speaker
Yeah. Tara, I don't think it's much competition, girl. I don't think so either. I got this. Yes! Oh, man.
04:44:23
Speaker
ah queen yeah oh miss I like how like yeah love the Yeah. yeah that with yeah like confident real For sure. She's like, fuck you, bitches. I got this shit.
04:44:41
Speaker
Well, I mean, you already got him blushing like a fucking teenage girl, so... i can't tell the last time I saw a grown man fucking blush. When I like something, I like something.
04:44:53
Speaker
It's cute. It is what it is. Oh, my God.
04:45:01
Speaker
it is what it is um like and Oh, no. train to and so So can we ask what the initial attraction was or is that too personal? What? Mine or hers?
04:45:15
Speaker
Between you and Tara. She's like, are you kidding? Have you looked at him? so um I'm a dude. I don't look at Glick the same way y'all do. No, I don't either. Glick is my mother. I don't know if you'd want me go there. how matt and Okay, yeah, if it's too personal, don't worry.
04:45:33
Speaker
You know, Brian, didn't get the whole message. I'm trying to help you two get to fucking talking, goddammit. I mean, i mean that's ah that's ah that's a pretty good question, in the initial attraction. he He wants to know. Come on.
04:45:45
Speaker
Don't be shy. We don't have to. We don't have to.
04:45:55
Speaker
i don't really i don't I don't want this to go down the Murray-Hovitz sort of thing. She said, I think you're hot. That's that's a valid answer. um I am pretty hot.
04:46:10
Speaker
Mutual confidence. That's a good one. You know, in a panel, 9 out of 10? Yeah. I could a broken bed in the future. 1 out of 10.
04:46:23
Speaker
one i sent Oh, she's female. Oh, well, she's female. Oh, well, she's female. Any females. What? Are you asking me? yeah wait Yeah, what was the initial attraction? We don't have to go to go into the backstory because like I said. so i getting know the bys So you don't want to go there. yeah once What about him makes you attracted to him?
04:46:52
Speaker
And you can't just say look at him. Oh my God, guys. You can go with Is it the dyed beard? Yeah, die his dyed stripes in his beard.
04:47:08
Speaker
He can't dye stripes his beard. But I'm definitely a beard woman. me too. I like we some facial hair, at least a little bit. Mm-hmm.
04:47:20
Speaker
that That's his male version of a landing strip. I'm shaving all my hair. don't need to ride that anytime. Fuck yeah. If I die, I die.
04:47:36
Speaker
Blaze, if I die, you know I died a happy man because she said it here and it's live on the show. She said she's going to ride that beard. yeah It's a flavor saver.
04:47:47
Speaker
I said little bit ago I could see a broken bed in y'all's future. while I like my hot wings. I like my hot wings. Lick that pretty sauce out there. all right so I'll flip it, Glick. What was what was your first like attraction? or you go Hell yeah. That she's interested in him. Oh, fuck.
04:48:12
Speaker
You. who but You. Brittany with the cock block. No, no. no do No, initially it was her eyes.
04:48:25
Speaker
and then And then we talked a little bit. And i like her titties. I mean, we weren't all thinking after it. um no me only you're and all thinking it I mean, they are nice. I'm not going to lie. I can say it. I'm jealous, man. Can you give me some?
04:48:43
Speaker
yeah they they Yeah, they are pretty fantastic. I'm a fan. I can least sleep on my stomach. Obviously, yeah.
04:48:56
Speaker
She's very attractive. She's very pretty. She's a pretty girl. I like your hair, Tara. I love the curly hair. Curly hair is pretty.
04:49:08
Speaker
That's what I expected you to say. now you're over here like, like I already said, like a like like a like ah like i said um like i said there's there's ah there's a little bit of history but between us. just just ah Just a little bit.
04:49:21
Speaker
We won't dive into that. And like I say and and like i said, i'm wondering sea go i will i will I will gladly divulge some information and in private where it's needed. Don't say that, dude. No, no, no, no. no he don't do I do that because... like Relationships should be private. and Yeah, don't don't go share anything. To an extent.
04:49:49
Speaker
you come out of the app actually there's there's no's there's there's there's the There's no relationship but apparently she has and ily there she she there play like there is a real your clay yeah i there is a there's not ever there's nothing she has staked her claim i am her um me i mean i ho on that it's going mine Oh my god, he's gone.
04:50:22
Speaker
That's the female equivalent of put a ring on She's going to put something else on it. Put a dick ring on it. Yes. That's the way to fucking do it.
04:50:36
Speaker
but and dead it yes that's the way to buck and do it If you lick it, he sticks it, it's yours.
04:50:52
Speaker
Glick's like, goddammit, now I gotta fucking shave and trim shit It's gone! It's gone! I didn't do that. i First thing you need to do, Glick, is buy her better internet.
04:51:05
Speaker
my oh oh and yeah go Oh my gosh. Tonight is wild, y'all. Go like this, Glick. Get some air moving across your face, man.
04:51:20
Speaker
you either clearly Clearly or I'm off the market. Sorry, ladies. like so lick has been blocked so
04:51:37
Speaker
schla
04:51:41
Speaker
we left bar of Fuck, over here smoking for you, man. Good on you, brother. I need a pack of cigarettes. I haven't smoked a cigarette in years. I feel like I need one. I'm just now looking at the comments in the fucking comment section. Which one? The kink one? I'm lost. I'm lost.
04:52:00
Speaker
which one the kink one like i'm happy i'm lost
04:52:10
Speaker
I don't know what's going on. Yeah. i All right. Beer, whiskey, I'm lost. and There you go, Brittany. I'm no longer a menace, apparently.
04:52:25
Speaker
could so if you if you got if you guys had four hours together, if you guys had four hours to spend together where would you be be up at
04:52:37
Speaker
tara you want to answer what if we were we we If you had four hours to hang out for your like first you know interaction, your first meeting up, yeah and you know you only had four hours, where would you get where would you guys meet up initially?
04:52:54
Speaker
my opinion is my house. been told I've already been told I live too far away for you to drive home after you've come here, so you're just going to stay.
04:53:06
Speaker
fifty fifty fifty fifty I don't think he would fly. She's not. She's less like an hour away. She's not too far away.
04:53:17
Speaker
We're not far away, but I mean, I live out in the country, and i told you I'm going to spill my pool tomorrow. I'm on fire ring, and we'd have a fire and swim in the pool, and you know. Ooh, I want to go swimming.
04:53:34
Speaker
forgot you. I This is between and She's out in the country, man. That's total privacy. no Exactly.
04:53:44
Speaker
Just saying. Fucking blaze making fun of me because want pull to swim in. Wait. Where did my name come in this? um wait ain't nobody going to hear nothing Where did come in? if we were...
04:53:59
Speaker
I said I wanted to have a pool and you said I was a kid because I wanted to go swimming in a pool. No, no that's not why. That wasn't the that was huge my I'm just waving, Bill, while I swim the pool. was specific, man. I don't know if you caught what she said because there was couple people clicking. Did you hear what she said? She said, I live out in the country. Ain't nobody going to hear shit. Oh, no. I can lay out naked out of my house.
04:54:40
Speaker
but All I heard was fire pit and we're going to be in the pool is what I heard. Oh, I love that. That's my life. Hell yeah. ah That's what I heard.
04:54:52
Speaker
I don't know if I heard that wrong or not, Terry. You can correct me, but I feel like... I feel like everybody should meet up. We should have just like a bomb-ass party. We can all go backstage, man, let you guys have the panel.
04:55:09
Speaker
By the way, Britt, I have an outdoor pool across the street. There you go, There go. Tara's feeling Brittany tonight. on the mind. Apparently mine. system. You buy her Starlink, dude, out in the country.
04:55:30
Speaker
not yeah yeah not that yet um did water park walking system yeah you need to buy her starlink dude out in the country I gotta do something. i think she keeps I think she keeps hitting the back. I think she said that she was texting or something.
04:55:51
Speaker
She's not texting me. I think Brittany's got a fan club down there. Yeah, Brittany's got a fan club in Tarantula. Oh. Shit. Wow, chicka-bow, wow. Wow, chicka-bow, wow.
04:56:08
Speaker
I have to write the translate. Hey, hey, Tara. Tara, Tara. Sorry. Your internet sucks assholes. I don't think it's all.
04:56:19
Speaker
All the assholes in the world. I think I hit something. I like to go to check things and then it just sucks. Girl, that ain't going the last thing you hit.
04:56:30
Speaker
Okay.
04:56:34
Speaker
I feel like the pressure on and I'm going to just be a huge letdown. All this pressure is going to be like... It's just going to suck.
04:56:46
Speaker
Then I'm going to come back on here and be like, you guys, nah. Nah. He didn't tell me he was hung like a fucking hamster. Just kidding.
04:56:57
Speaker
you If only Untrackable was on in here with Shadow. i wish he would. Untrackable, Ollie.
04:57:10
Speaker
Untrackable's still on the footpicks, man. don't know. You know, I don't think so. Untrackable, he's a... He's so wholesome, dude.
04:57:21
Speaker
I don't think he would look at any other woman like but his wife. Oh, yeah. He's a wholesome dude. He's totally wholesome. I'll stop with my comments then. I didn't realize. It was still funny joke. I'm just saying.
04:57:37
Speaker
ah When he brought it up, I'm like, what? No, no. He's good He is. for moving i kind of Some jokes don't apply to some people.
04:57:51
Speaker
It's a funny joke, but some... Well, y'all could have fucking clued me in maybe when I kept saying that shit. No, just let Modal keep fucking saying shit that's inappropriate. That's the human experience, buddy. Fuck it, man. But that's the thing. Untrackable wouldn't get mad at No, he was the one making a game. I don't think he's capable of getting mad, to be honest. and jo think that's like I think he's like the best person in the world right now in the world.
04:58:25
Speaker
he doesn't Between him and Johnny Bones. That's what I'm saying. Yes. Bones is definitely up there. him and Johnny got together and had a baby, it'd be a fucking ice cube. It'd be so fucking chill, man.
04:58:39
Speaker
i
04:58:43
Speaker
ah just a solid crale in it showing pictures friends so That was so good. Johnny's like, I'm mad at that.
04:58:56
Speaker
and la yeah that was a compliment johnny i and i am anything yeah chats on dad
04:59:05
Speaker
john you she do you ain't untra words like e he's like MoDog's not wrong you and Johnny or you and Traker were like the two most chill motherfuckers because I know what it's like to be an asshole and really being an asshole shit I know what it's like to take part of being an asshole I don't enjoy doing that anymore shit what's Define yeah chat's on yeah we see it it's Daphne
04:59:39
Speaker
oh Oh, Daphne, okay. i might I might be a little drunk. I'm just saying. Shit's fucking small on the laptop, man.
04:59:52
Speaker
Me too. So back to Tara and Glick, break in bed. Take me to. Going back to the... What are Please, won't you please take me home?
05:00:11
Speaker
Well, damn, Tarantula, you can't just jump on Daphne just because Brittany's not giving it up, man. Goddamn. so She gave up on me immediately because... You jumped ship quick, man. Goddamn. Quick, show her your foot again.
05:00:26
Speaker
but quick show you footing in yeah
05:00:31
Speaker
There we go. Okay, so we can we can get rid of that one because there we go. That's that's the hashtag BFF. There she bf right Oh, Put her by you, man. just yeah they hashtime there she is look at that light put her up by you man keep like keep like your other in private like tra I keep putting her under me and then she keeps leaving.
05:00:58
Speaker
Put her under me. I'm afraid I'm going fart on her head or something. Don't fart on her head. I'm sure I think she has like a... She's a government. What? Brittany, you said a dirty?
05:01:10
Speaker
Duh. Brittany's got that...
05:01:14
Speaker
no yeah brittany's gotcha She needs Starling. We got to get something. We got to get her internet figured out. Last night was talking to her on the phone. I was like, stop moving.
05:01:30
Speaker
Stop moving. Right now, Blazing's car is running right over copper. Who is that's a bad echo? but but but right now blazing nowly running and right over and right over who is a ba like ah think ah We're blame Tara. There we go. You've got to stay put. Don't move. Don't move.
05:02:01
Speaker
moving you get it get to shelter just stay put don't move you Don't move. Just sit on my lap and don't move. that Everything will be fine.
05:02:15
Speaker
I'm not going to move. I'll take care of the rest. Okay, this is grossing is grossing me out now.
05:02:27
Speaker
time to play santa claus ah four village this is groing me out now when it youological What is going on? What is gross? i don't What's going on? I took a moment. It's like my brother.
05:02:45
Speaker
Anytime I hear anything about that... 32 minutes ago, um you said. I'm trying to get him laid. yes so I understand that, but I don't want to go details sort fraud i want to on into details. What did you say,
05:03:04
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He said it's all part of the pun. but is He said we're going to talk about the pun. You motherfuckers. Alright, I'll just tune it out. You are so goddamn distracting right now. Tara. Yeah. Did you hear him? Huh? Did you hear him?
05:03:33
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i say cause you're really distracting right now i thought you he was talking about you and why am i homeing no of course he's talking about her what i guess is all i guess it's not relevant i mean i understand i was talking at the time but now he's distracted by tara clearly take places advice is there a time frame tomorrow or we can meet What? I have my son's graduation now. I was putting WISE in my eyes. What are you talking about me? Well, if he's like any other kid, right after graduation, he's going to go on and hang out with his friends, right?
05:04:11
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WISE in your eyes. Probably. I was going to know my grass after that, but you know, I'm going to make my kids. oh Was that English? What?
05:04:22
Speaker
I understood it. I understood it. understood it.
05:04:30
Speaker
I was going to be like, all right. Yes, I feel bad. But can make time for you anytime.
05:04:39
Speaker
Sorry. That was rude. Sorry. Okay. Let's make it happen tomorrow somehow, some way. Okay. snap
05:04:54
Speaker
shit going on tomorrow, so you got to me know I'm confused by like purple in this lighting. That's okay. Purple looks good on it. um Okay, thanks.
05:05:06
Speaker
It also looks good off of you. i was i wasn't going to say it, Brittany. Thanks. Thanks. I don't know why.
05:05:19
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oh um we' not i'm just a threat my height I might as well be a dude. Come on. yeah down I'm my bullshit. I'm off my bullshit.
05:05:32
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You're not totally wrong, I'm on the bullshit and I'm on the bull.
05:05:39
Speaker
At this point, I'm clearly off my bullshit. shit So tomorrow, so you guys made a plan? getting You're going to get all my bullshit.
05:05:53
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I hope you're ready. We better see a motherfucking selfie together. oh The Snapchat. and app shaper And not of Glick's hairy ass, man.
05:06:05
Speaker
Oh. Oh, yeah. Please. you Keep those personal. You know. My mom and Ziya was happier about five seconds ago. Yeah, well, sorry. Sorry, Johnny. Sorry about that.
05:06:18
Speaker
It's when we talking about my hairy asshole. See, anytime Johnny talks, it's just, like, the best. I told you. I talked for this so this is the thing that This is the thing that scares me about Tara. She's a Budweiser drinker.
05:06:35
Speaker
So I don't know if she's going to fuck me and be a Budweiser person. Damn that girl. Trust me. You're going to lick that booty. My comment earlier about a broken bed is probably not far from being untrue.
05:06:55
Speaker
Oh. You're breaking beds? Congratulations, y'all. talk like that? um I've broken a couple beds in my lifetime. I'm a big boy.
05:07:07
Speaker
Ha ha ha. oh my god big boy I'm a big boy. I'm not not exactly gentle. I literally got a i like it sam My neighbors so like they put a note in our mailbox.
05:07:25
Speaker
They were like, you guys are kind of being pretty loud while you're having a shit. Can you I framed that shit.
05:07:33
Speaker
i like i framed that look
05:07:39
Speaker
Oh, hell yeah. You tell them. Either do something creative or shut the fuck up about it. was like, sorry, you're not getting it good enough. Brittany was like, bitch, that was just foreplay, man.
05:07:52
Speaker
Exactly. Tell them. Tell them either do something creative about it or shut the fuck up about it. Right. Come join us or go to fucking bed. No, I would not want her to join us now. I'm good. Yeah.
05:08:07
Speaker
Her and her prison-ass boyfriend. I'm
05:08:13
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But I felt proud. so
05:08:19
Speaker
Orange is the new apartment. my top put the good I will say the good thing is um you're clearly not scared off by my idiots and and myself, Tara.
05:08:32
Speaker
Nah. We all wave like, he's talking about us. like yeah but These are my people. These are my people.
05:08:44
Speaker
And the chat's my people as well. It gets weird. It gets awkward. We never know where we're going to go on a Saturday night.
05:08:54
Speaker
I don't know. I got a good idea where he's going to go next Saturday night. I have good idea where I'm going to go tomorrow. He's going on my bed. Oh. yeah You got a loving woman that's just confident and straightforward with shit.
05:09:09
Speaker
yeah yeah Just it out there like, hey, Guess I'm not going to be here next Saturday night. Blaze, if you want to do a show, you can do a show.
05:09:19
Speaker
Try to get fucking drunk this time. We can get live, so... Y'all going live stream it? Ha ha ha ha.
05:09:30
Speaker
so ah They're going to have to pay to upgrade their StreamYard, man. They're going need more than 10 people on panel. I don't know if I can put that StreamYard Patreon or OnlyFans. don't know where to put that live stream at. I don't know. We can release or something. You guys might get a watch.
05:09:51
Speaker
I'm going to say OnlyFans. Yeah. My fucking earbuds died, damn it. and we grandula said Don't talk about it. Be about it.
05:10:02
Speaker
Right. no it's it's It goes along with the whole like if you can't walk the walk, don't talk. Yeah, don't talk the walk. If you can't walk walk.
05:10:16
Speaker
Yeah, I think you're both pussies if you don't live stream it. have i have no i
05:10:27
Speaker
Is the only one what? who what oh Sounds like my OnlyFans. sounds like Tara and I are about to have a um mutual OnlyFans. Y'all is about to pop off. kind of pay us you don't get you You don't get to watch for free. You don't get to watch us for free now, damn it.
05:10:50
Speaker
Me and Britt are probably going dip out on that shit. Yeah, I don't want you to watch it, you weirdo. Anybody else? I'll take one for the team, man. I'll watch. Make sure the content is okay. Oh, I guess if I have to.
05:11:08
Speaker
Don't want you putting out bad content, you know. Stop twisting my arms. yeah i can so say Wait, it froze a little bit. Can you do that position again? i mean. Oh, shit.
05:11:22
Speaker
if oh shit and but there There's our another family. That's my baby sister. Yeah, just plug your ears. That's our baby sister. In the chat, same here. I am not all talk.
05:11:33
Speaker
I am 100% not all talk. Where are we meeting at tomorrow? place, your place? oh in the in the chat thingin't here i am not i am not all time highlyle i am one hundred percent in not all talk ah or or whi do i be wherever where we mean that mar my my play sure please
05:11:57
Speaker
My place. my place Okay. me the address and let me know what time I'll be there.
05:12:13
Speaker
I'll be saying that to some of the guys lately too. be like, nah, I'm not going anywhere. You can come here. right Well, and we we wee wee we had the conversation. We're both willing to go back or forth back and forth.
05:12:26
Speaker
yeah I mean, in today's world, less than an hour is not a long time, man, to be part each other. They've been co-workers for me, and my job is like literally right behind my house.
05:12:39
Speaker
Literally right around the corner. i' Like right there. right but So you take a lot of breaks often? Is that what you're saying, Brittany? So it sounds sounds like apparently... There has been some eye fuckery with somebody in the different section of the factory that I have just started to chill with.
05:13:09
Speaker
Yeah. Yeah. So maybe the 30-minute lunch break. The 30-minute lunch break. I thought you said munch break. That's what I thought, too.
05:13:22
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It will be a munch break. Apparently tomorrow I got throw a Snapchat out there that lets everybody know I'm off my fuckery and my bullshit. Yes, you do.
05:13:35
Speaker
cool Snapchat. Yeah, you're going to have to get off a grinder and everything, man. Oh, I don't know if I can. Tara, I don't know if I can get off the grinder. Is that okay? Can I stay on grinder?
05:13:47
Speaker
Shut the fuck up. You are my kind of person, Tara. I love you. She's great. she I approve.
05:13:59
Speaker
You can date my brother. Damn it, Brittany, I told you it was accidental. Do it.
05:14:07
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yeah
05:14:10
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accidental sheacidal Well, guys, I'm going to drop down, man. I was glad i was I got to be on panel and witness the... eight and oh dog We appreciate you, brother. Much love to you, man. blow up stand up yeah Be good. later ar Tara, thank break that fucking bed tomorrow, man.
05:14:29
Speaker
yeah What? Break that fucking bed tomorrow, man. Glick's got money. He'll buy you a new one. Glick don't got no money. All right, guys. It was good hanging out with you, man. Thanks for having me up.
05:14:44
Speaker
hey mo dot Love you, brother. be Be safe. Be be good, brother. All right, man. Love you guys. Later. Nobody wants to hear you growling in the background, Stevie.
05:14:58
Speaker
john why not after your opinion Well, this is my Christmas Team never Come on now. but look what It don't matter what time it's keeping it.
05:15:13
Speaker
Tarantulas love her some bread. Oh. That was kind weak.
05:15:26
Speaker
I'd say I've heard better. cool with Like five and a half or six. With me being hard of hearing...
05:15:39
Speaker
I've hurt better without my hearing aids. I'm a Nick and I'm deaf. Er, er, er, er. Who's this dude over here?
05:15:51
Speaker
Who's what?
05:15:54
Speaker
There's two over here. Which dude? Oh my god. There's only one dude. Just leave them be at this point.
05:16:05
Speaker
There's like three dudes.
05:16:08
Speaker
i i think i think we I think we've extended our stay on a Saturday night. It's only 1.30. I know, right? hu It's only 1.30. I may have extended my stay. Okay, you can have private talk with Tara. We can control the rest of it.
05:16:27
Speaker
okay you pencil private talk with tara we can control the rest of it Gluck's like... Gluck, gluck, gluck, gluck, gluck. Dude, if you're gonna bounce out, and you gotta to bounce out and do the terror thing. You get it?
05:16:45
Speaker
We won't be bad. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it.
05:16:55
Speaker
i sarah right like weo it do it do it do it do it do it Do it, do it, do it. Even Tara fucking... What is this weirdo? 36 over in Ohio.
05:17:07
Speaker
even terror fucking like he' like guys you have little weirdo um post and sticks up here in ohio at east I'll shut up. ah I apologize.
05:17:20
Speaker
i mean there's i mean there's only like forty five minutes left but yeah i would go terror or five minutes left of no
05:17:32
Speaker
Holy shit. Now you're watching. Now you're watching that You can totally... Glick, you can end the show right now.
05:17:46
Speaker
Hell, you even say anything because I turned the fucking background. if if i if i if i left the show If I left the show, would only be to call Tara. That's so this why I would end the show. Yeah.
05:18:00
Speaker
yeah Brittany can get off. No. you. Damn, Trenshaw. I'm just saying. Sometimes I like waiting for you afraid to i'm just saying i migration but sometimes i like sometimes i like to sit back and watch stubbornness this It's not stubbornness. It's called having kids in responsibility. i'm about handle actually I'm about to dance.
05:18:45
Speaker
But I'm saying fuck them kids. No, no, no. My son graduates here. Not graduate. No, no and not not graduate. I mean...
05:18:56
Speaker
Graduation is not until in the afternoon.
05:19:03
Speaker
It's a shame we've both been drinking tonight. However, should have come over here. However, you should have just came over here. That's the truth. Check out my YouTube page. I've got some videos on there.
05:19:21
Speaker
You should have just come over here. When you say it sucks that neither of us can drive, because we're both too drunk to fucking drive sober. Yes, yes. If Sarah would it come over sooner, she could have drank here. We would have made sure that she got the graduation. It would have some hyper-preferblies. Oh, Lord, I'm about to get yelled at. Now my other...
05:19:47
Speaker
Now my other sibling is in here. oh Oh, shit. Who's in here? Oh, shit. Why do you have an avatar, you goopy goofy ass? Because I decided to have one.
05:20:03
Speaker
who is that? Who is that? Everybody, if you're not Glick, if you're not Glick, who is that? everybody if if you're not glick if you're not li blaz editors That's another flick. That's my baby sister. a That's our baby sister.
05:20:25
Speaker
don't know who just said that. There's three clicks in here, Blaze. Hold on. That is fine. That's why asked.
05:20:36
Speaker
When there's like white people talking, I'm trying to figure out what i I can't do it. That's why I told everybody to shut up. i am I am. I am. He's having an overstimulation. It's happening.
05:20:47
Speaker
I am the Glick, so shut the fuck up. Nick is my broster and Faint Hair is my baby sister. Fair, fair, fair. And then I'm the adopted sister.
05:21:00
Speaker
They're the orphan that I found on the stream. I was like, yeah, whatever. Udimus Maximus. Brittany, Brittany, don't feel so bad, man. I used to get choked on about me being found. Udimus Maximus.
05:21:14
Speaker
He was found under a rock. I was just wondering in the woods one day. I would like to ask feyns a question.
05:21:28
Speaker
So shut the fuck up, Nick. What program do you use for your avatar?
05:21:39
Speaker
Oh, HyperX. Thank you. Camera.
05:21:48
Speaker
We can commence to getting weird. my God.
05:21:56
Speaker
Why not? love getting weird.
05:22:04
Speaker
ah um you always getting Oh my god, I love it. Fucking I love that shit.
05:22:25
Speaker
it's grown so ex ex it oh that one essential that essentially What are you trying to do? Existential? Existentially?
05:22:36
Speaker
Gleick's persona, his ego, has grown so much. It's his multiplied. Existentially. Thank you. yeah Usually you're the one with big words and you fuck them up. but Yeah. Bourbon fucks up the words.
05:22:56
Speaker
i was like um I'm so goddamn distracted right now. not even listening the police. The bourbon fucks up the words. I don't fuck the bourbon fucks up the words.
05:23:09
Speaker
I
05:23:12
Speaker
feel like every other person in this chat is absolutely plastic right now. aren I'm stoned as fuck. I'm a little tipped. My brain is so just ecstatic right now.
05:23:28
Speaker
There's a lot going on. Here we are. I've had a little bit to drink, but I'm not plastered. But I'm definitely stoned. Always. You can count on that.
05:23:40
Speaker
so I've reached a point where I'm stoned when I'm not even smoking Yeah. That's the epitome of epitome of donerness.
05:23:54
Speaker
Yeah. It's just the norm. Yeah, it just builds in your system and just becomes the thing.
05:24:03
Speaker
I am weed and weed is me. There you go. I am weed. I feel that one. i am with feel that way we merge That's what it is. Brittany's like, I'm bringing this city the to the ontological world. I am weed.
05:24:19
Speaker
Brittany has weed. I exist, so therefore I am weed. Exist.
05:24:28
Speaker
That's what happened. Brittany has become
Paranormal Interests and Investigations
05:24:32
Speaker
with once. so You know, weed and Brittany, they just can't come together. and I'm not mad about it.
05:24:40
Speaker
No. You know why? It's amazing. out Because of weed. Because it's Maximus, Beautimus. Beautimus, Maximus.
05:24:52
Speaker
Beautimus, Maximus. It's like Maximal, Beautimus. he He's tripping over his words.
05:25:03
Speaker
Oh, God, I am. No, I'm not tripping. I'm literally falling over there.
05:25:11
Speaker
Oh. Overpronounciating. He just went to the bathroom go to take a date. Tara. Right. I'm here.
05:25:25
Speaker
What? i'm goingnna re here I don't know what the fuck's going on right now. Gave it away, dude. Hey, Johnny. Yeah.
05:25:36
Speaker
i yeah I think you and I are the only ones that like are actually here right now. No, you're not here. Shut up. You've had two minutes. It's the twilight.
05:25:47
Speaker
It's the midnight zone. Come now. right oh my god It is. Oh my god, it is. It's the fucking twilight zone, brother. Come on now.
05:26:01
Speaker
Blaise, you are gone. I'm hammered. Brittany, Brittany, Brittany, Brittany. am... All by myself. and shit to be with brit britney brittany brittney with britney i am that me
05:26:22
Speaker
don but I know. Every time I see that, I start to sing it, too. It's like... ter I love you, girl. You're awesome.
05:26:36
Speaker
Lama. Lama. Blaze, you're in charge. I'm out. Or should we end it? oh my lama um blaer're in charge i'm out no fortunately and ah and ah That's some bullshit. Yeah, right?
05:26:54
Speaker
That's some bullshit. That's some bullshit. Okay, I'm not say I just totally spilled a whole come on, please. Get your this help this isn't this is a mother this isn't another shot broadcast i fillilling your shit just so budy fall Glick. I messed up.
05:27:25
Speaker
Which one?
05:27:28
Speaker
Glick's done for the night. So who wants to go on? get Look at him. He's like, I'm getting on.
05:27:35
Speaker
If you guys want to go on, if you guys go past the six hour mark, please. Just so you know, if you go past the six hour mark. Yeah. You got this. hey i don't even have to say it.
05:27:47
Speaker
i am this He's in control. I trust Glick. Yeah, yeah, yeah. so ah yeah He didn't even, like, say anything else. He's like, I'm gone. i know. He eight dipped on it. I actually, I actually, I i removed him. For once, I actually did it. Oh, my God. Here he's back.
05:28:08
Speaker
Blaise said, get the, okay, okay. how about You know, Blaise said, get the fuck out. I'm gone. Blaise is in charge. I'm out. Bye, guys. I love you guys. Thank you guys for watching. Make sure you guys follow Nonsensical Network.
05:28:18
Speaker
Bio.link slash Nonsensical Network. Give us a follow. Give us a like. Give us some love. Tell your granny about us. Blaze, you're in charge. I don't give a fuck how long y'all go. I'm gone. Because you know I'm not going to do all that. Yeah, I know.
05:28:31
Speaker
But for the remainder of the show, Blaze is in charge. Have fun, bro. Love you. Bye. Oh, my God. You guys are in a whole world. nick and nick and faint Nick and Sarah, love you guys. Thank you guys for coming up, man.
05:28:47
Speaker
And, yeah. So, yeah. um I'm going to leave.
05:28:52
Speaker
Blaze, kick me out of here. Are you done twice? are you talking to? After like 30 minutes, it's like six hours. He's like, Jock, Blaze, kick me out of here.
05:29:05
Speaker
After twice. bond yeah why What's up, Apparently, in control.
05:29:18
Speaker
What is that? How the hell are we doing? Let's not do that. love how we got 30 minutes left. love Trench a lot. Oh you can all along.
05:29:31
Speaker
we got thirty minutes why i love trachi lot oh what god you go play me all on click
05:29:41
Speaker
Night, Daddy. yeah
05:29:46
Speaker
Poor Tranchilla. I love Tranchilla all alone in the comments to be on live with you guys. um ah Paranormal Tranchilla. Oh my my my Yes.
05:30:03
Speaker
Paranormal. I do some paranormal stuff. yeah That's what Glick says. um What do you mean by paranormal? I don't... people go that What is paranormal? mass yeah
05:30:20
Speaker
He can go through fucking walls, man.
05:30:24
Speaker
I can help him. I've done it before. I don't know what that means. I go to haunted locations and I investigate paranormal ghosts, debunk stuff,
05:30:39
Speaker
Cold Spots, Brim Pods, EMF Detectors, like... You watch Ghost Adventures or any of those ghost paranormal shows, that's pretty much what I do.
05:30:51
Speaker
Just the simplicity of that. I'm familiar with... Supernatural stuff, yes! I'm familiar with them. I'm also familiar with the... The Mean Debunker. Okay.
05:31:04
Speaker
Yeah. I just, it's funny though, because like, I just formed my group, what is this, 25, about three years ago?
05:31:14
Speaker
2022 is when I started my group, but I haven't gotten as active as I have been recently. We're actually June 20th. My team are going to Blair House, not Blair House, but Blair House,
05:31:34
Speaker
Ohio to go investigate with a another team called Trap Souls. We're going to go investigate the Ross House with them up in Blair House.
05:31:47
Speaker
Why do I keep saying Blair House? We went to the Blair House last year, last summer. No, not last summer, but last fall. I have heard of it. keep sitting there saying that.
05:32:01
Speaker
I'm listening. But yeah, so my team and I are pretty excited. We're on our Facebook page. We are close to hitting thousand followers.
05:32:15
Speaker
And I actually gained almost 200 followers within 90 days, which is that's, that's a, that's a big, a chump from,
05:32:31
Speaker
going from a slow steady of gaining followers and then all of a sudden going up to like pretty much 200 followers within 90 days. Like, wow.
05:32:44
Speaker
yeah No, it's a... um yeah it Exponential growth? That's where I'm at. I have some very embarrassing YouTube videos from when I was like 16.
05:32:59
Speaker
One of them got like 31,000 views on it. What? Yeah. And I got to go backstage with the band. I was really close with them. It was for... Yeah.
05:33:13
Speaker
It's a really shitty video, but people recognized me from it. I was like, what the fuck? I didn't know. That's not me. That's my ah that's my twin. That's dope one. Oh, yeah?
05:33:27
Speaker
I was going to ask are you familiar with Waverly... yeah Oh, shit, what's it called? the waverly not Waverly... hill Waverly Hills. Waverly Hills, yes. law That is on our list to go and investigate, bitch. I'm literally you're right down the road from the place.
05:33:46
Speaker
Fuck yes. That's nice. Yes. but yeah yeah is I have a question for you. Would you ever be willing to have a skeptic Come on a thing with you.
05:34:01
Speaker
Yes. We actually have a team member who is ah skeptic, but yet she's like open-minded about it per se. like Pretty much we just say she's in for the ride.
05:34:19
Speaker
I'm all like, hey, whatever. I'm a skeptic, so I understand. i yeah understand which come yeah like I'm all for skeptics coming I would be along for the quote-unquote ride, but I would be there to challenge.
05:34:38
Speaker
Yeah, I get it. i get it yeah You would be there to challenge your skepticism. to see yeah you know You want to be able to like participate and see... if you could No, no actually actually, me personally, my whole thing would be just um the truth of of the matter.
05:34:59
Speaker
um Parsing out parsing out the the real amongst the not real. i'm not i'm i'm not i'm not somebody I'm not somebody that says...
05:35:15
Speaker
definitively that anything outside the material world exists, I'm like, I'm open to, um, evidence basically.
05:35:26
Speaker
So, yeah, I get it. That makes sense. Yeah. yeah Yeah. Yeah. I totally get it. Okay. But yeah, I'm all for, you know, anybody who's like willing to don't make me call you.
05:35:43
Speaker
ah Now we got to no fun, Nick. ah But no, I'm um all for people who want to, you know, come along with me on my investigation and, you know, get their firsthand experience and whatnot.
05:36:04
Speaker
yeah But yeah, like, my team has already gone with post town elementary up there at post town middle It's like in Middletown.
05:36:16
Speaker
We went up there last summer for my wife's birthday on a tour. yeah And then we went to the Belair house in October 30th for our first best first official investigation as a team.
05:36:34
Speaker
And then we're going on our second official investigation this summer. So we're slowly but surely finally getting out there. There's a place where like near where i live called Henrington.
05:36:48
Speaker
it was ah an insane asylum that was abandoned. What's it called? Henrington.
05:37:00
Speaker
Okay, yeah, I've heard that. But ah like everybody... like People found out about it and they ended up like destroying it. But... That's just... Yeah.
05:37:14
Speaker
I can't... I don't like when people do that. Yeah. Me neither. And it's like... It's like... It may not be... Like... As historical... Property or whatnot.
05:37:30
Speaker
But the fact that it has...
05:37:34
Speaker
Most of asylums in the past, as we all know, has had a dramatic history. Right. right Which is why a lot of paranormal ethics go there.
05:37:48
Speaker
Because of the past that's been there. It's rooted into the ground. And it's funny, though, because like a lot of people think the building is haunted. No, it's not the building at all. It's the ground.
05:38:01
Speaker
Right. that's haunted. You can tear down the building all you want. You can remodel the building, any, you know, renovate it or whatever. It's still going to be haunted because it's the ground that the property stands on that's haunted.
05:38:19
Speaker
But yeah. Yeah. Insane asylum things are like always like the creepiest shit to me. It is. It literally is. It's like, i in my opinion, the asylum is both the worst as well as the best experience for a paranormal investigation.
05:38:46
Speaker
whether you think you think Do you think maybe that in the human psyche um that we associate um the... spirits and ghosts and stuff to places that have um bad pasts as compared to places that don't have those pasts.
05:39:10
Speaker
Like, i feel i'm so so i i'm I'm a person that is aware of paranormal investigations and yada, yada, yada. um But I'm also a person that is aware of patterns and observations.
05:39:26
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And I seem to see that when it comes to these ghosts, paranormal things, it's always around places that have a high concentrated deaths.
05:39:38
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Cemeteries being the obvious one. Waverly Hills being just like ditch. But and the point being is you don't hear stories of hauntings in places like Disneyland or any places that have places of happiness and yada, yada.
05:39:58
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The hauntings always are always only at places where people suffer. happened. fly with with But as a skeptic person as I am, I'm aware of the fact the moment a person leaves the threshold of the world, like there's no more suffering. We're dead. We're dead.
05:40:21
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so To me, the fact that all these paranormal experiences are only isolated on places that people feel bad seems to be sort of like biased thing, not so much a Yeah, I do. i please i I'm on the same page with you like that. up there It's just a matter of you've got to find the places that have the happy aspect of it.
05:40:49
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A lot of times... Is that... area is that okay Okay, so is that a priority when you're paranormally hunting? Is it... ah white So when...
05:41:03
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I guess maybe my question is when you're scouting a place for a paranormal hunting, like any other hunter would in the world, there's things you need to know that would be like, okay, I know these um aspects of this um environment would bring these animals and I need to come out here at these certain times to hunt.
05:41:29
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Is that the same way when it comes to paranormal hunting? Is there are a certain, is there, is there a pattern that can be, uh, is there a pattern that can be, um, traced or used as a tool to help hunt these paranormal activities?
05:41:48
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I mean, like there is every paranormal team has their own little glitch, uh, their, you know, their routine or whatever that they,
05:42:02
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go and do on how they do it. ah But yeah, like you said, lot of people do tend to go to like the the asylums, the penitentiary, you know, the places that are known to have ah bad history or tournament, you know.
05:42:22
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But the idea of the team is that I would like to go and find places that don't have a dark history, so to speak. I ah kind of like, want to be the opposite of what everyone else does.
05:42:37
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Like, yeah I don't want to just investigate the torn made the bad history. like the Like, I do want to investigate the asylums. I do want to investigate the penitentiums.
05:42:52
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But I also
05:42:56
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geared to doing, like, residential investigations like somebody living in a home and they're having experiences. They don't know if it's a bad experience or ah good experience.
05:43:10
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And they just want to figure out what's going on. Most of the time, residential hauntings to me is not always a bad thing.
05:43:22
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But it also gears towards with residential haunting, it gears towards people that are living in the home versus, you know, like the asylum, businesses, penitentiary, you know, stuff like that.
05:43:39
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It's not always geared towards the the owner or whatnot. Bless you. Uh, But yeah, i I've actually got somebody who's reached out to me to do a residential investigation that's got something going on in their home.
05:43:57
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They sent me a video of it and I thought it was pretty cool. ah They have a ah child swing in their child's bedroom just randomly swinging.
05:44:08
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shoot And you see nothing else in there that would be I'm laughing Brittany sneezes, not Brittany sneezes. I know, right? Like, she sneezes and she's not snorking. I farted at the same time. You didn't hate me after saying that.
05:44:27
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You so made it so much funnier. It does. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm actually...
05:44:35
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ah my god i am so um i'm sorry nick i'm i'm um'm um i'm actually I'm listening to you.
Skepticism and Paranormal Dialogue
05:44:44
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I am. But Brittany can be in distractions sometimes.
05:44:48
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ah I'm seeing that. I'm seeing that. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. You were talking about... Be honest. You were talking about... yeah I'm over here....of areas the paranormal.
05:45:04
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I thought I was muted. I'm sorry. Look, Trangela... Look.
05:45:10
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like right You had your cat. Now I got but my cat now. yeah but for I'm actually having a great conversation because i as as a skeptic, I don't believe in ghosts, but I'm talking to somebody that does. I'm i'm having a conversation. I like it.
05:45:32
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I believe in them. I don't, i but I typically have this, when I have conversations with people that do, i i I typically get this attitude like, oh, I'm just not going to talk to you because you don't believe me.
05:45:48
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I don't care. I don't personally care if i believe you or not. I want to believe you. Right. And like my brother said, you know, like mike I might not. so i I might not. I might not.
05:46:03
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But I am curious, sincerely want to have this conversation. And that, that, that is what I find.
05:46:16
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I have seen it. The conversation is important. Not you and I agreeing with each other, but conversations. Right. Exactly. Exactly. And like click is, you know, click said he's an open book.
05:46:32
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I honestly think... Glick's an open book, but right now he's a horned toe that's one footed. I mean, let's be... Let's paint the peg the way it's going to be. He is up the rails right now.
05:46:45
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Right. want to tell you what. It's not okay to open your TikTok and your first TikTok video is your brother doing a thirst trap.
05:46:56
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And you immediately just close the app and go...
05:47:00
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I don't even want to know.
05:47:04
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So, hey, so this question goes to Johnny, goes to Nick, this goes to the avatar down the left that I a faint here, so I had to expand my shit. Fuck you.
05:47:19
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fuck you We're coming up on the six hours of the stream. I'm go about to hit the the end. so we can in it but I don't want anybody to leave because I want to keep this conversation going if you want to.
05:47:32
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but i have to hit the end button eventually. At least in the last next 14 minutes.
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05:47:37
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Press the follow. The like. All that jazz.
05:47:43
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so There's that the like, the hit, the subscribe. the Hey, share us out to your grandma. um and i say that And I say that because, and it's so funny because I started saying that and Glick's like, that's funny. i I'm going to go with it.
05:48:00
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ah here's But here's the truth. The fucking goddamn truth of it. You share this out to your grandma. Your grandma's going to fucking hate us. But she's going to hate us so much, she's going to tell you that she hates us.
05:48:15
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And you're going to be like, what does she hate? i don't get it. And then you're addicted to us after that. My grandma just died, man. You know what? My dog just died too.
05:48:29
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And I would still send this to my dog.
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