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Nonsensical Nonsense: Warning idiots ahead
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Yall already know it's Saturday night and its about to get awkward up in this biotch
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Energetic Introduction
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Josh?
00:01:51
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Yes.
00:03:04
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show. Hey, y'all better look the fuck out today. My crayons are sharp, the box is full, my bottle of glue's topped off, and my helmet's on tight, baby. We're about to risen with the tism. Let's get with it.
00:03:19
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Suck my dick and eat my asshole, you sons of bitches.
00:03:27
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Suck my dick and eat my asshole, you sons of bitches. What is going on, motherfuckers? Happy Saturday, man. We finally made it.
00:03:39
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feel like I haven't seen you assholes in forever. But I feel like I've also been up here doing shows every night this week. Sorry.
00:03:49
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What is going
Show Overview and Personal Anecdotes
00:03:50
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on, Wally? Welcome to Nonsensical Nonsense. You guys know me. I'm Glick. Blaze is somewhere. I think we've lost Blaze, but he'll be here. He is here in the backstage area somewhere.
00:04:01
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i don't know. I'm going to be doing my video in from Rough Truck, Wally. Hell yeah, man. That's what's up, buddy. Have a good night, man. Be safe out there. Hopefully you kick ass.
00:04:13
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First time back behind the wheel again. What is up, MK? Let me shout out the chatterbox real quick. They were in here pre-show, already chatting, already having a good time.
00:04:24
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Tarantula in the building. What up with you?
00:04:31
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It does look blue. I noticed that now. Now I see that. Now I got to fuck with my lighting here.
00:04:42
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Yeah, I don't know. Maybe it's my camera setting. but There we go. We're just going to go black and white. There we go. A little vintage look tonight. We're just going to rock that. But anywho.
00:04:53
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Happy birthday, Chris Technician. What up with you? Oh, you were all black and white on me, man. Yeah, man. I told you. Well, back in time. I'm going vintage. Old school.
00:05:03
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Nice, nice, nice, nice. I did tell everybody I was not going to be up tonight. I was going wait until like midweek to pop back up on Wednesday. But... I found some catharsis.
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Catharsis? That was a bad way to say that word. found some catharsis today. so I was like, I'm coming up. but night little bit like Condensating I mean that's not the right word Yeah condensation I actually said that instead of kind being condescending I got my yeah my show that anything I was like I don't care I said the wrong word I didn't care My point was made Yeah
00:05:46
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my point was made yeah Point was made. But nonetheless, it is Saturday night. Blaze is here. I'm here. We don't know who else is going to be hanging out. You know, it's just an it's an open door Saturday night.
00:06:00
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If you're not already, though, go ahead and check us out everywhere. Facebook, Instagram, X, and TikTok. Don't forget, shows are live throughout the week. I don't know what the schedule is anymore. I know there's a show on Tuesday.
00:06:12
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I know there's a show on Wednesday. I know there's a show on Friday. And then I know there's a show on Saturday. That's kind of why I've stopped doing it unless I know for sure something's going on. I know this 4th of July, there will not be a Friday show.
00:06:28
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No show on 4th of July. Tune in Friday the 11th for Retroscriptive. and then that's that's Nonsense and chill Retroscriptive.
00:06:38
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As it stands right now, we will be taking the holiday off as a whole next weekend. ah Unless I decide not to go to do anything. And then I may pop up here Saturday night and run a little bit. I don't know.
00:06:55
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We'll see what happens. have I have a couple things that I think I kind of sort of maybe want to do, but I don't know. My buddy's having a big Fourth of July.
00:07:06
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My buddy's having a big Fourth of July party out at his place. I think it's like the third or fourth year. It's become an annual thing. And i told him I might come out. We'll see what happens.
00:07:17
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You should. You should. um i might i might end i might end up making impromptu visit up to Michigan. Depends on he's only me getting my my car fixed. i was in a I was in a slight fender bender the other day that shook me, kind of shook me to the core. But first, I want to know, Wally, what is so special about Monday?
00:07:36
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Do you know what's special about Monday? have no idea what's special about Monday. I don't either. Yeah, all right. Well, anyway.
00:07:47
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I've already explained it. I've already explained it to you a few of us, you know, in our group chat. But I fainted behind the wheel the other day driving.
00:07:58
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And I blacked out for a moment. And the only thing that woke me up was the the scraping sound of my car going across the sign. Huh. So I got a flat tire and and and some minor fender damage and some scratches. Nothing major, not crazy, but enough to kind of shake me. Like, whoa.
00:08:17
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So stay hydrated, guys. It's fucking hot out there. It was it was a heat-related incident. Definitely one of those things that will rattle you to the core, man. Yeah. yeah know That's what told you. i' but I've been in that situation a couple times.
00:08:33
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whether it be from exhaustion from work or, you know, the heat, which which is kind of my line of work, it could be both, you know, the heat and just general exhaustion. And you're not off at the you're not off at the steering wheel or you're you're coming home from work and you're trying to fight it and you're, you know, your eyes are getting, you're cranking the AC up, you got the stereo turned up, you know, and then you, oh, oh shit. And it it's just just rattles you, man.
00:09:00
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You know? But what had happened was had got up that I had got up early that day and it was, I wanted, I was trying to beat the heat, but did. I got out. I got out. I typically, well, I haven't at last couple of days, but i typically go out hiking or walking in mornings, uh, nature, uh, woods.
00:09:18
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But I was out there for a couple hours that morning, you know, hard going up and down the trails, you know, smoking the reefer and all that. just keep going, going, going. And then I got home, took a quick shower,
00:09:32
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I did have a couple beers, but you know I took a nap. I took a nap. I took a nap. Got up. Got ready. I'm like, you know what? if I got time to meet Tommy and Kenny and them at the shop at the local bar.
00:09:49
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They've invited me. I always usually never have time or it's just they not not within my my schedule. At that moment, I was like, I have fucking time. And um so that's what I was going to do. I made it a mission to make it up there. And then that mission, that that road trip is when that happens. So once you have a heat stroke, you become more prone to them.
00:10:09
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I had a heat stroke. Literally, I had a heat stroke high school when I was in Texas. When I was in J-Rotzy and I was part of the but Ranger team where we did the extra PT and all that stuff.
00:10:21
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And it was in during the summer. And I passed. I fucking blacked out. Fucking hit the ground. um'm I'm waking up. They got me up against a tree. Here's some water.
00:10:33
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But that was the last time I ever had like some sort of heat and it's today incident. I was in high school. yeah In Texas in 94. 93. 93. ah three hundred three I think with that and and and you and I talked about this the other day about like with the with the heat and like when you were in the service and you were you told me about the what the mop floor and I had to look those up and I was like, fuck that.
00:10:59
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I think I think when you do something so long, your body adjust to it, because when I was like heavy equipment operator building houses or whatever. the heat didn't phase me all that much after a while.
00:11:11
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You know, i just like, yeah, is what it is. Same with the cold.
Light-hearted Food and Drink Discussions
00:11:14
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Now that I'm a little bit older and I'm i'm a little bit spoiled because I spend a good chunk of my my day at work, either in a building or in a truck or something like that, I'm not out.
00:11:24
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Now I'm a little bit of a crybaby and I don't like being out in the heat and I don't like being out in the cold. So... Why did you name yourself Fart? I was getting that accent. Who is Fart?
00:11:40
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What are you doing down there? Earth to Brittany.
00:11:46
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Brittany? The voices that you hear are real. It's me and Blaze. She must be having technical difficulties.
00:11:57
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Yeah, but second yeah, man, i when I was younger, i had that at baseball practice. I had heat stroke one time and it sucked, man.
00:12:08
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It's no fun. Stay hydrated, ladies and gentlemen. I know today I was feeling a little a little a little dehydrated. I was at the store and I was like, you know what? going to grab me some so liquid IV. So I picked me up a box of liquid IV and came home and had me a bottle and I was feeling pretty good. and I'll have me one tonight before I go to bed as well.
00:12:27
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ah Make sure I stay hydrated. I don't... goodness I've been reaching. I reached for, I won't laugh yesterday and today. ah went and got one of those Gatorade electrolyte ones, like the smaller bottles, but like jam-packed like extra electrolytes.
00:12:46
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Yeah, i mean I think I'm going to switch over those just for the summer for right now, just like every couple days. I don't know. do you guys have speed Speedway or 7-Eleven down there? Down there where you're at, please? Not where I'm at. If I go like toward Louisville.
00:13:00
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ah If you get the chance, if you're a don't don't make a special trip, but if you get the chance, Speedway and 7-Eleven, they have their own drink.
00:13:11
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It's called Replenish. and It's electrolytes. and pretty very hyd It's amazing. and It'll what's get you right as rain.
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I know I've seen it. I've seen it. Isn't it in isn't in the same area with the energy drinks, though? on it's not well i depends on and I guess it depends on which store you're in. They might be over there because I think they also have an energy one.
00:13:41
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but um Comparing them to Gatorade and stuff, the ingredients are actually a little bit better for you. I think they work better than Gatorade. and they got some they built they're They're new, so they've only got a couple flavors. yeah ah green Also, bananas. Bananas are great for for electrolytes, potassium, specials.
00:14:00
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Helps those muscles stay say flexible. What is up, Brittany? Jaw muscles. but but
00:14:11
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o Yeah, there you go, Trashley. Yeah, so so the West Coast has 7-Elevens. when When I lived in Bend, Oregon, it was a 7-Eleven. I went almost on the daily.
00:14:27
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What's up with Fucked Heart? Yeah, what's up with that?
00:14:32
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mustard.
00:14:35
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I've never heard that before. but that's I dig me some yellow mustard. I love that French's yellow mustard. I like mustard. I do like the French's mustard. I'm a big honey mustard guy. I want to put honey mustard on everything.
00:14:51
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I like honey mustard on some things. What's that right? I love mustard. It's a must on hot dogs and brats. Every once a while, I want it on a burger.
00:15:02
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Or something like that. And sometimes I'll use it as like like a base. I think this is the right terminology. I don't know. Brian, if you got your ears on, make sure I say it properly. Like a base for like pork chops or something like that.
00:15:17
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And then put my rub and whatnot on it. But that's a South Carolina thing because their barbecues must be mixed. Yeah, that's like the Southern barbecue type shit. Have you guys ever had German mustard? You can find it here in the States.
00:15:32
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it's in ah It's in a jar look that has a little handle on it. It's like this specific brand with the with the white oh yeah the handle and's a white cap on it. That's the mustard I like to use for my bratwurst.
00:15:43
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Yeah, there's a handle on it.
00:15:48
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You gotta cup. gotta cup. You gotta cup them. You gotta cup the bottom of that jar. gotta get that top off, you know? There was a German restaurant up in Hanover, Pennsylvania that we used to go to a lot.
00:16:03
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That was really fucking good. They had, like, these giant soft pretzels that would just, like, melt in your mouth. They had different types of mustards that you would get. Oh, my God. So bomb.
00:16:14
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Barbecue chips dipped in mustard. I have a bag of Barbie's chips and have mustard. I may have to try that. So here's... pat Tarantula said in the chat. oh So here's my thing with chips.
00:16:27
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Here's my thing with chips and dip.
00:16:30
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If a chip is dressed, in other words, if it comes seasoned in the bag like barbecue, sour cream, both, I don't use dips. I only, if I'm going to, if I want to dip, I have to use plain chips.
00:16:42
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Ruffles or weighties. That's it. and Regular lays are not dipping chips. They break and they piss you off. yeah You sit there and curse the whole time. I'm with you, man. But i'm gonna I want to try that. Barbecue chips dip some dipped in mustard. I want to try that.
00:16:57
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And I've got both here at the house. so i mean i mean have to There's a lot of great snacks for drinking beer. I agree. Pretzels is one of them. and two of theclock At 2 o'clock in the morning and I'm 20-some beers deep, anything in the kitchen is a great beer snack. Or like a bunch of bowls. Or blazing or blazsing Michael high as fuck just crushing hamburgers and hot dogs.
00:17:30
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My first garlic, or my first onion bagel was because it was drunk munchies in the middle of the night in Alaska. I was over at some dude's house. Me and fucking, I forgot who, Rezac was his last name, but we were over at one of his friends.
00:17:44
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I never met. We were drinking all night long. And we hit like two o'clock in morning. So I'm like, we're fucking hungry. He was like, yeah, I think I got some onion bagels in the kitchen. I'm like, I've never had an onion bagel, but fucking, they're good.
00:17:59
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Hey, man, it's no big secret. My go-to are potatoes when I'm drunk. But, dude, I find the most random shit to put in my potatoes. You have go-to, sour cream, cheese, whatever. But sometimes I'm like, know, I got some tomatoes I wonder what that will taste like.
00:18:16
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Brian sent me this video of some loaded potato the other day, and it looked bomb. There's a place down in Tennessee, down in Chattanooga, it's a barbecue joint. And they have these baked potatoes that are like three pounds. They're just massive fucking potatoes. yeah and they put they put pulled pork and and like ribs. and like they they They load them and then there's cheese and all kinds of stuff.
00:18:40
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And my dumb ass, the first time I go there, I'm like, hell yeah, I'll get that for an appetizer. It was a whole ass fucking meal. Yeah, because they split it in half. yeah and Yeah, they open it up and then they load it with all, and you got your normal butter, sour cream and everything, but then they put all the brisket and pulled pork and it access ah oh my god it was like heaven I was down there one of the first times I went down there and I wound up going back to that place two more times just to get that pe potato I felt like such a I felt like such a fucking badass but it was so goddamn good I don't even care who who ah so so there's here's something i learned recently do you guys have you guys ever heard of a plant called a or a plant called a pomato
00:19:27
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P-O-M-A-T-O.
Innovations and Unique Products
00:19:28
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A pomato. oh hope no it's A It's a graft hybrid plant where and above ground it's tomatoes and then beneath ground they're potatoes.
00:19:41
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Pomatoes. Hold on. i want to show so So you can harvest tomatoes and potatoes throughout the season and you're not, you're like, you cut down on your yeah Oh, okay. I was thinking it was a hybrid of both, but I see what you're saying. Yeah, yeah, yeah. yeah yeah That's pretty dope.
00:20:03
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Here's the interesting thing. Tomatoes and potatoes are part of the same genius genus when it comes to their biology, so they're able to do that. I thought that was fucking fascinating because I think they're like nightshades or some shit like that. Oh, yeah.
00:20:20
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so Have you ever had like the... um apples that taste like pineapple or the grapes that taste like cotton candy yes i've had cotton candy grapes like ah there yes it cotton candy grapes is a cross between a table grape and some kind of wine grape i think i looked that up because i was so curious how they got really grapes that taste like cotton candy grapes are so good and those are so yeah but I like my grapes to be nice and hard and crisp.
00:20:54
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From the freezer? Mushy. No, not really. no Just not mushy and gross. I think that's called a stroke. What's called a stroke?
00:21:06
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Yeah, what? I don't know. You were up till 4. I was up till about 2 last night, 2, 3. And then I got up at like 6, 7, 6.30ish this morning.
00:21:16
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Because Pepper wanted to go outside. I got like a few, a half hour nap in today, so yeah I'm good for maybe three hours. Yeah, i me too.
00:21:27
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i got like i Well, I was uploading those episodes that needed to get up, and I wound up getting more beer and had a few more beers to drink. i had beer delivered.
00:21:42
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yeah Nice. I think was up at like... yeah i was up i think i was up at like i mean i think i was I think I was up till 4, 4.30, 5 o'clock-ish. I don't know. um and Then I was up again this morning by 10.30. I got some sleep. I ended up going to like this orchard place.
00:22:04
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It's like an app apple orchard place, but they also have like cherry pickings and peach picking and all this other shit. It was fun. Hell yeah. When, today? Yeah, got some fresh fruit.
00:22:21
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I had to get up to do Cash's show today. and thenre soon as like we ran We ran Cash's show right into the pay-per-view because they were in Riyadh. It's like 9 o'clock there or whatever and 1 p.m. here. You're talking about Saudi Arabia?
00:22:37
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you know Yeah, Saudi Arabia. yeah i call I keep forgetting they freaking signed this deal with that country. but yes they knew I don't like that country. That country sucks balls.
00:22:49
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thats i've been there i've been I've been in Saudi. I hate it. I hate it. goddamn morning, your freaking prayer music. Every fucking blaring over the speakers.
00:23:01
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Five times a day. easy drive a manning so It drives a sane man crazy. But but i'll tell you what let tell you what, there's times I hear it. i'll hear i'll be ah I'll be somewhere and I'll hear that type of music and I'm like, I'll get this like nostalgic flashback that makes me feel good about it. Like, I don't hate it, but when you're there and it's everybody.
00:23:28
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Gets a little annoying. Gets little annoying. No, obviously, I've never been there, but and I'm sure I'm not saying it right, but Riyadh looks, it looks beautiful there. Like, when they're showing, um you know, the the shots of around the, because they do their shows in this big open arena, like ah like a stadium.
00:23:48
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But they show like they they always do all the the week leading up events and they show footage and stuff and it looks absolutely beautiful there. I'm like, ah, man. It's pretty as hell. but yeah I don't think I'd ever want to visit because of all the strict rules. and Who's Summer Sweeney?
00:24:06
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don't that is. She's been in here before. She talks shit. All she does is talk shit to me. Because she's mean. What up? what up What up, Noah?
00:24:19
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What up with you?
00:24:23
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It is Brittany. Brittany. It's fucked hard tonight. It's fucked hard. Who changed it to that, by the way? I didn't. and I was thinking you did it.
00:24:34
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Yeah, we thought you did because you popped up and we're like, why is it fucked hard? No, somebody did last time, I guess. I don't know. i might think I don't know.
00:24:46
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I don't think I know that. Did I spell that right? If I misspelled it, I'll change it. It's good. Is it close enough?
00:24:57
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It's good.
00:25:00
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It's Britney, bitch. It's Britney. yeah so that so so that rolled right into right after Cassius' show. Then we watched that, and I had to go to the goddamn grocery store.
00:25:15
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I'm like, oh, man, I'm busy for a Saturday. just want to sit around and be fucking lazy. Yeah. I had to fuck around with all these kids and shoot them the fuck up.
00:25:28
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That's going to sound great in audio. She was going all freaking Michelangelo with chalk. Yeah, I've seen that. well but Welcome to cancel culture, Brittany. Thanks. Now we're getting canceled because they're like, I'm shooting them fucking keys.
00:25:47
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No, you're unaliving Oh, wait, no, that's wrong, too.
00:25:55
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And that's why, ladies and gentlemen, nine out of ten grannies approve of our show. They hate them little bastards, too. but but but You know, i was i was thinking about that the other day. That's that's what I was thinking about. I clicked the wrong picture.
00:26:14
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i was thinking about the little granny thing. Our demographics, we probably actually probably have grannies that watch us. I'm just saying. We do. I mean, just think ah just think of how many ah young younger grandmas that are out there now, like our ages. I mean, it's not that far-fetched for people our age to be grandparents.
00:26:34
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I think i one of my kids has a kid. I think. yeah know that sounds I know that sounds weird for me to say that, but to remind everybody, I am estranged from my children, so I haven't talked to them in a while.
00:26:50
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Oh, by the way, your grandpa.
00:26:53
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This candle smells like Froot Loops. I bought it at the market. What's it what's it supposed to smell like? Froot Loops. Oh, well, okay.
00:27:04
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know it's ah It smells like Paul. I didn't know what it was supposed to be. but you You were so shocked. I was like, maybe it was supposed to smell like cinnamon. and It's like, oh, but it smells like Froot Loops.
00:27:19
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No, but it smells bomb. Well, Froot Loops do smell good. They taste like that. Where I work at now, they have they have one of their one of their web stores, to-go stores where you purchase online, but they make those wax melts. that you thats you They make them, and they've got they've got all the They've got Froot Loops and Captain Crunch, and I'm like,
00:27:46
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I'm not going lie. kind want to come in here some of those because they smell exactly like a bowl of Froot Loops or something. like I kind of want those. Everything's homemade and everything on the think I think those candles would make people All natural and shit.
00:28:02
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Make people fat. how do you make How do you make a candle smell like Froot Loops that's all natural? I guess it depends on the on the the flavor profile or the smell profile. It's me.
00:28:13
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You can talk to them about it. Oh, princess. Princess who? What hear you calling a princess? mean you You? Probably you, yeah. yeah I don't care. I've been called worse. She's probably called me worse.
00:28:27
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More than what you do. You deserved it. Did you guys go live at 7? Ish. Yes. I think it was closer to 7.30, really. ish yes you know like they goes closer to seven thirty really yeah know does does we Yeah, we've been live for 28 minutes and 30 seconds. So, yeah. Yeah. yeah It's a little after seven. Because I was getting ready to go live.
00:28:50
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And then Blaze and started chit-chat. it was like, eh, fuck it. I took a nap. I thought we were going Did you play baseball?
00:29:00
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First technician. Yeah, I played baseball in high school and when I was younger. i look like you played softball. You played baseball. yeah
00:29:12
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I wouldn would like to play soccer. In other words, Glick looks like he fits his underhand. So what you're saying is I look like a lesbian. Cool, because I am a lesbian.
00:29:24
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You look like a dyke, bro. Cool. I'm good with that. but Oh, my. I've always been a princess.
00:29:37
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I am. What up, Joan? Man, the slur thing is taking off at work now, too. Everybody's a slur. you know what i You know what I'm going to do?
00:29:48
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Because it is Saturday night. We haven't done it yet. I'm dropping that link in the chat, yo. Yeah, that's fine. I was going to give it a half hour. I think we're close to enough.
00:29:59
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That way we can get in and get some of our banter out of the way. Yeah, I think I bantered enough. Yeah. i don't i don't don't i don't talk to you people in that group chat anymore you do sometimes i know
00:30:18
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bantries i don't i don't i don't i don't talk to you people in that gro chat anymore yeah ah some i don't really i Rick tried once. I just saw that. about myself Did you listen to that, Brittany?
00:30:36
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Did you listen to that interaction? Don't listen to that interaction. That's not my best. I didn't really listen to all of it. now Pufferfish is always a good rehydrate. What?
00:30:53
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I don't know. I don't trust it. Puffer fish can kill you if you don't do that shit right, from what I understand. I was going to say, aren't they highly toxic? ven yeah Rehydration.
00:31:06
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I'm so confused. Go eat it. you I don't trust her. i don't trust her i don't know she's I don't trust her. I don't know if she's going somewhere with that. Trying to kill you, bro.
00:31:20
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Bradley cares. What is up, my dude? We'll see if he behaves himself tonight. Oh, what did I miss? Oh, no. Are you in time? Did I bring you up in your... Are you in time? Here we fucking go.
00:31:33
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B-Rad, B-Rad, B-Rad. What is up, dude? Oh, not much. Just being hot. um yeah hot hot hot yeah i see you're all so I see you're getting all ready for Fourth of July already.
00:31:46
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Well, that's ah that's a normal for me. Fair enough. But I did buy a little bit of fireworks, like a little box they sell at Walmart. Or $35, I guess. I didn't get the $60 box.
00:32:01
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Fireworks have gotten more expensive. Fireworks have gotten in stupid expensive. Everything has gotten stupid expensive. What are you talking about, bro? I like your bandana. like Extra, extra, extra. We have Phantom Fireworks just down the road from me.
00:32:18
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and The cool thing about them is they do it. Granted, it's still expensive, but everything is buy one, get one free. yeah going legal and we and Yeah, if you go in there and spend $500 worth of fireworks, you can get the same exact $500 for free. I'm not mad at that. $100 package, you'll get you'll get a free $100 package.
00:32:40
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yeah That's what we always do. We go in there and drop a couple $300 and then you get the same exact shit or stuff of equal or lesser value or for free. So I mean,
00:32:52
Speaker
You essentially walk out of there. If you spend 500 bucks, you essentially walk out of there with a thousand dollars worth of high grade explosives. I'm not mad at that. I'm not mad. at my gra no yeah See, I have to drive across the border into Indiana to get fireworks.
00:33:07
Speaker
So here's right. Here's the thing. Indiana, you can't set them off, but you can sell them in Kentucky. You can't set them off, but you can have them. I know you can set them off, but you can't buy them. It's fucking crazy.
00:33:20
Speaker
it's fucking crazy Ohio is the same way. So when you go into phantom fireworks, you have to sign a release that says you will not set them off and within you know and within Ohio limits or whatever.
00:33:32
Speaker
It's like, yeah, sure, okay. Yeah, just just like when I walk into a head shop, I'm only going to use this piece for tobacco. Yeah, exactly. Or it's a water pipe. It's not a bomb. Okay, now when I lived down in South Carolina, it was wonderful.
00:33:49
Speaker
When I lived down in South Carolina, it was 100% legal. You could buy them and set them off wherever the fuck you want. ah every Every holiday, those they would they would drop those cargo containers just like in the most random spots.
00:34:03
Speaker
yeah They would have fireworks. so like My neighbor and for Fourth of July, for New Year's Eve, and then just random ass holidays.
00:34:14
Speaker
because we lived at the end of the We lived at the end of the road and there was like a little... cul-de-sac turnaround, and we would go down and we would just set out these massive fireworks displays and our neighborhood come down and watch. listen did you know Did you know if we moved the celebration of Independence Day to more of a wet sort of season, we could do that every fucking year everywhere because there would be no fire hazard.
00:34:39
Speaker
I don't think that would pass. I don't think that would pass. Let's move 4th of July to May. Keep the name and everything. Let's swap Memorial Day in 4th July. Think that'll go over?
00:34:55
Speaker
Yeah, sure. We'll still call it the 4th of July, but it's in May. The 4th of May be with you. taco na but Actually, you know what? That might be a selling point, dude.
00:35:07
Speaker
That might be a selling point. I'm out. i hang it's all star but I was with you, Blaze, until the Star Wars reference came in. Now I'm out. You're not a nerd.
00:35:19
Speaker
I always agree. we'll do that ner I will only reach a teammate Jar Jar Binks, the greatest Star Wars character of all time. Misa, go off my thumb! I'm not expecting Jar Jar.
00:35:32
Speaker
Misa, put a firecracker in my butter! so I didn't even understand that whole thing. That thing was just a stupid character and it distracted from the whole thing and just made it it was It was an unnecessary comedic relief. I was just like yeah was not the bit which me um ah to who but i know and I get that's what it was, but it was so poorly executed that it's just stupid.
00:35:56
Speaker
Not everybody thinks that, though. I love all the... Not everybody thinks that. Oh, I know.
00:36:06
Speaker
I love all the... yeah If they made a movie with just him. I'm actually shocked they didn't try. I love all the fan conspiracy theories that he was like actually the most powerful Sith ever created and blah, blah, blah. And he just played dumb. You've never seen those?
00:36:24
Speaker
No. I'll check that out. Yeah, he was supposedly like he was undercover and played dumb, but he was actually one of the most powerful Sith masters, whatever Sith Lords, whatever they're called. He's choking you.
00:36:39
Speaker
Yeah. I don't know.
00:36:43
Speaker
You'll get that. I almost got my lip pierced today. ah on accident? Why didn't you? No. tripped and fell on a needle.
00:36:54
Speaker
Chris. There's a drink from last night that I couldn't finish.
00:37:02
Speaker
Just put it in the fridge. you're not on a zga
00:37:10
Speaker
there's a drink from last night that i couldn't finish just put it in the fridge There's some ice in it. That probably smart. It is. That's very smart. I'm not going to lie. you finish last night?
00:37:21
Speaker
After last week. I couldn't finish it After last week, it was probably smart. you What happened last night? You know what? i don't I'm not going to it don't need to get into it.
00:37:33
Speaker
A little bit of drinking and joking. You know what they say not to drink and joke. Don't drink and choke. I almost went down his fucking house and beat the shit out of him. That's what happened.
00:37:45
Speaker
Easy killer. Easy killer. Calm down. We're good. We're good, Bradley. I am familiar with where Bazinga comes from.
00:37:58
Speaker
that wasn't yeah i only watched that show the first few seasons. It's not horrible show. but it takes It's like a certain type of Like a certain type of nerdism you gotta watch that. i Yeah.
00:38:12
Speaker
I could never get into it but you know if it's if if there's nothing else on i'll random and it's on I'll put it on in the background and it makes me chuckle from time to time. I like it. It's not a terrible show.
Cultural Commentary and Humor
00:38:22
Speaker
there was some There was some like kind of like oh shoot some cheeky sort of like science jokes and stuff that I thought was kind of cool that you didn't normally see. Which show was it? The Big Bang Theory. The Big Bang Theory. It, it um, it, um, what's that word I'm looking for? It, uh, shit.
00:38:44
Speaker
It catered, it catered to the nerds, man. It kind of like elevated nerdism to like more of a, more of a normalized thing. And I think that's a good thing. So. Oh, yes.
00:38:56
Speaker
I guess. Yeah. yeah Nerds should not be... like you're right You're right. Nerds go back to the closet. Fucking nerds. What a bunch of nerds. yeah We're going to be handing out wedgies and noogies to all the nerds and stuffing them in lockers.
00:39:14
Speaker
We won't kink shame. We won't kink shame. But we will nerd shame the shit out of it. That show had a cultural impact on society. That's why I respect it.
00:39:26
Speaker
Yeah, I think so. Like I said, it's not something that I got into, but if it's on and nothing else is on, I'll throw it on. And it makes me laugh. It does. I enjoy it. I'm not going to sit down and i'm not going to sit down and binge watch it or anything like that.
00:39:40
Speaker
No, I binge watch this porn.
00:39:45
Speaker
Chris, we're all nerds in our own sense. I know I am. ah yeah great we and We're on here for God's sake. like yeah um I'm a weed nerd.
00:39:56
Speaker
I don't know what Bradley nerd is. Licks a wrestling nerd. Brittany is another weed nerd. Wrestling nerd. Sports nerd.
00:40:09
Speaker
I'm a philosophy nerd. You are. You're confusing. I'm an art nerd, I guess. Before we went live, I was like, dude, I'm tip-topping into freaking Lacanian psychoanalytics, man. He's blowing my butt right. Then he was like, what?
00:40:25
Speaker
Yeah, then he was like, sublime. and I thought he was talking about the band for a second. I was like, oh, sublime. So there's a there's a there's contemporary for philosopher out there by the name of Slรกลพov Zizek, and he has this ideology of the sublime object.
00:40:42
Speaker
And in order to understand it, you e it's off the back of ah Hegel, Marx, and this one cat, more modern guy, by the name of Lacon, L-A-C-A-N.
00:40:56
Speaker
ah So Lacian psychoanalytics, he's not a philosopher. He's like was like opposite of Freud back in the day, so he's more a psychologist, not a philosopher. But part of Shizak's philosophy incorporates his psychoanalytic. So I'm trying to familiarize myself with that. Everybody knows what you're talking about. Yeah. So, okay. I mean, he likes CZAC.
00:41:23
Speaker
I mean, you you like CZAC. I prefer Balzac, you know. Yeah, yeah. Balzac. I'm an honor, Dave. You know. hey blaze i just yeah the funny you know that funny thing the The funny thing is Slavdor would actually find that joke funny because that's kind of type of guy he is. I found a video about it on YouTube. I'm going to send it to you. Slavdor is like a 76-year-old man, but he has dated two fucking hot supermodels in his life. and He looks like an average, just old dude.
00:41:55
Speaker
When my mom was pregnant, she had a C-Sack section.
00:42:03
Speaker
Don't encourage his dumbass plays. last week my job Last week, we just let him simmer in quiet. but and but that was pretty good. i got Maybe that was the problem. You let him simmer.
00:42:18
Speaker
Yeah. yet too hot good They weren't good last week. they he was He was missing the spot last week. it Even he knew he was. Yeah. i Drinking too much. Yeah.
00:42:30
Speaker
I just started now, so that's why. yeah You know it happens to the best of us. We've all been there on this show. where we've How old are you, Bradley? One beer too many. How old are you, Bradley? Big 4-0. Big 4-0.
00:42:42
Speaker
Okay. Goddamn, you're old. That's Fair enough. Damn. There you go.
00:42:52
Speaker
Whoa. we just am i mean pin on millennial pi yeah Damn millennials. Damn millennials freaking playing X games. What the fuck? No. Oh, you didn't know?
00:43:03
Speaker
i call somebody. Oh, God, I miss Road Dogg. You still see him, though. You still see old Road Gun in the back sometimes helping out.
00:43:16
Speaker
Billy Gunn's wrestling in AEW. That man is 60 years old and is still in fucking phenomenal shape. Yeah, yeah, it's crazy. they should do he He hasn't been doing too much. I don't know why, but they should use him a little more.
00:43:30
Speaker
i think he's capable. Something's going on. he's still He still wrestles. He actually does quite a bit in AEW. Like I said, I think he's in better shape now than he was back in the day. And he's always been in phenomenal shape.
00:43:42
Speaker
Oh, yeah. so I mean, they try to give him the run. You know, he had King and the Ring and everything. he almost you know They're trying to push him, I remember, at a point. Was it 99 or 98? Sometime around there.
00:43:52
Speaker
They're giving them him a push. And I think that was even before he was in DX. Yeah. so no Yeah, because he was... he was it was Him and Bart Gunn. They were like and the cowboy gimmick.
00:44:04
Speaker
They were brothers. Billy Gunn and Bart Gunn. Yeah. I like the Hardy Brothers. And Bart Gunn ruined his career by winning the fucking... dog I I laughed because the Hardy Boys were actually i my favorite. Hardy Boys.
00:44:22
Speaker
everyone Yeah, they they were my favorite. And then that one like TLC match... Where he, who hopped on the ladder and it like came up and hit up Jeff in the nose, like straight up.
00:44:35
Speaker
Edge, when he speared the guy off the, he was holding onto the belt and I speared him. You talking about that? Edge. Edge was another guy. They tried to redo that. They tried to redo that recently and it was, it was, often an a and it was on a table and his knees went through the table before he went through it. So, whatever.
00:44:54
Speaker
It was an accident the first time and I had to like end the whole shit. No. but That was years ago. like back when i was like... i don't know how old I was. Like eight?
00:45:10
Speaker
Eight for effort, Brittany. Good job. Hey, but you know what I'm talking about. yeah i wasn't i allowed to watch wrestling. I would go to my neighbor's house. They would watch it.
00:45:20
Speaker
You weren't allowed to watch wrestling? Really? I'm shocked. I've actually gotten shocked about that. Was there kids at your neighbor's house? Or did you just go over your neighbor's house?
00:45:31
Speaker
with adults there. Yeah, there were but She was like my mom. They had no idea who this woman was that just would wander into their house and watch wrestling.
00:45:43
Speaker
she's She's quiet. She's alright. She can watch wrestling. with She comes in, watches wrestling, and then wanders back out the door into the streets. don't think we should allow random children to come in.
00:45:53
Speaker
I'll throw a fruit a fruit roll every while and a Capri Sun. I'm down for that life. yeah i down for that life or some gushers let's go okay almost said fruit gushers but went fruit roll up because i thought that was more time period what's the kind of fruit roll up that was like a like a sheet of paper like i have those upstairs it's called it was called a fruit roll up it's called a roll up was it was something else i don't know where you stick it on your toes yeah okay it was pseudo pseudo fruit leather basically with a lot of sugar
00:46:28
Speaker
Maybe I'm thinking of bubble tape because that comes out. oh they did have they did have They did have that that fruit fruit by the fruit by the foot. Fruit by the foot. Those are two different things, fruit by the foot and fruit roll-ups. We're learning now, folks. Fruit by the foot and the fruit roll-ups are two different things, you fucking morons.
00:46:46
Speaker
They're still technically fruit roll-ups. I'm going to go get both of them right now. I'm going to go get both of them right now. <unk> height Fruit rolls. They're technically the same exact thing. They're just called different things because they're shaped different.
00:47:00
Speaker
It's kind of like fruit snacks. You got your Scooby snacks, your dinosaur snacks, your Disney princess snacks, but they're all the same goddamn thing. but All the same fucking flavors. or Yeah, it's just... yeah yeah when i When I was a toddler, I wore fruit pull-ups.
00:47:15
Speaker
it's like It's like frozen chicken nuggets or frozen dino nuggets. same dno Yeah, dino nuggets. You gotta have the dino nuggets. Man... but my kid went what is it I remember Tarantula saying she was going to come up this weekend.
00:47:33
Speaker
Yeah, she might she might be trying to still work up the nerve. Yeah. <unk> been a five minutes I do remember her saying something like that the other night. Yeah, I'm calling you out.
00:47:44
Speaker
I'm calling you out. She's prepping. Fair enough. I want to say thank you again for sending me that list of music. music Movies. movies Actually, anybody out there i want to send me a list of movies to use for feature trivia, you can find my Facebook, Blazing Blasphemer. Just hit it up. the What up, Jedi? And send me some suggestions. What up, Jedi?
00:48:12
Speaker
Here's a suggestion. You ever see the movie Star Wars? No, I hate it. What does Star Wars mean? Actually, I watched Star Wars when it first came out in the theaters. It wasn't even a year yet.
00:48:25
Speaker
war is I was born in September of that year and ah parents took me to see. my parents were My parents was those assholes that took the baby to the theater. Oh, well, yeah. yes I can't do that. ah What a dick. you' right To a Star Wars movie.
00:48:40
Speaker
To the first Star Wars movie. That fucked up. I just thought about that. yeah Find a murder. ah Star Wars, if you don't know, it's about a young blonde-headed twink who could lift things with his mind, and I think he had a sexual encounter with a green Muppet.
00:48:57
Speaker
That's how it goes. pretty sure that was I thought that was Miss Piggy and Kermit the Frog. No, no. It's Yoda. Oh, okay. You said blonde, green Muppet. I don't know.
00:49:12
Speaker
Blonde-headed twink. Luke, of course. know what do you mean. I brought that up to Jim Henson. Jim Henson. I just shot this. And I ricocheted off and came back and fucking hit me.
00:49:29
Speaker
Yes. I just shot myself. How the fuck did I do that? Hashtag hate you, bottom left. but like Bradley, you have a fan. Jedi's a huge fan. Oh, cool.
00:49:45
Speaker
yeah I wonder if he watched that movie I was talking him about. Yeah, Tarantula sent me, what, about a week or so back, ah a list of musicians that she likes. I still need to check them out.
00:49:56
Speaker
I've been so busy. I sent you some fucking bands that forever ago, and you still haven't done anything. You sent me a band. I sent you two, you bitch. Well, I actually sent you three. I sent you one a while back. sent me one, bitch.
00:50:13
Speaker
I sent you two, ho. Jedi is funny as fuck. Jedi, you turn on something. get you Well, I mean, it's technically three because it's only one forever ago.
00:50:25
Speaker
You ever hear the band Green Day? Yes, I have. Cool. Can't say that I have. What is it called? fucking degen What's Here we go. go.
00:50:38
Speaker
chair need my soldiers talking mode yeah we go Bradley, Bradley, you get this tonight. no Not fucking cool. not fucking Rusty.
00:50:52
Speaker
nail ah No, that's not just a nail. It's rusty train. Railroad spike. Railroad spike. Hell yeah. You know where that goes? I hope not my bottom.
00:51:05
Speaker
I'll show you. I'll show shooting friend Oh, if you're extra special. You get that forgot those were there. I forgot those were there. It feels like I've been a while. It's been a while. It's been a while. I've been up here.
00:51:19
Speaker
Who shoot riot? Don't let him call you a queen. I'll need to smoke some weed. Are you? Did you guys who or do you want i already did about it. So I smoked more.
00:51:32
Speaker
Did you guys hear about the Iowa heterosexual straight pride parade? Yeah, I ran it. they had they had read what They had dozens they had dozens of people show up.
00:51:46
Speaker
for a heterosexual pride parade. Yeah, dude. they They had only dozens of people show up. That's what they're not getting. Yeah, that's something that I've... It is a joke. like Only dozens people showed up to this thing.
00:52:00
Speaker
Dozens. That means little over 24 people. a little over twenty four people It was under 100 people. It was such a fucking failure.
00:52:11
Speaker
i wouldn't I wouldn't go for support. I feel like all of that is stupid. It is. i would go for shits and giggles.
00:52:22
Speaker
They're extra stupid. There was dozens of people there.
00:52:28
Speaker
That's what's funny, though, because it was only dozens. And all of the dozens and dozens of the Rocks fans. Yep, exactly. You get the sad side.
00:52:40
Speaker
if feel We all get it, but I still think it would be funny you. It'd be funny to laugh at him, absolutely. What's the Baker's dozen? You can laugh at them, but you can't laugh at the other pray I laugh at all parades. banker's dozen is 13. Christmas parades are the dumbest parades. Macy's parades is a runner-up. met one ex-girlfriends Macy's parade. She was wearing ropes.
00:53:02
Speaker
it like christmas praise i think you' dumbness but because your lesson bulls are macy's praise macy's praisede is a so runner up
00:53:12
Speaker
yeahve been met my girlfriend mr and met one of my ex-girlfriends at the and o mey parade she was wearing ropes yeah which hot but cheese and
00:53:27
Speaker
You keep trying. know that Not everything's a home run. Maybe maybe you'll get one one day. Don't think i'll ever give up. Don't ever give up. yeah um Never go never tie again. Never give up. I don't think I said it.
00:53:41
Speaker
Who's that? I can't get this. Rodney Dangerfield. is a rodney dangerfield i think it's I saw a fat girl at a parade. She was wearing ropes. and so as I said it wrong.
00:53:53
Speaker
yeah Either way, it sucked. Yeah, Rodney Dangerfield, you know why Rodney rodney Dangerfield isn't in the zeitgeist as much as he once was because all his jokes did not age well.
00:54:06
Speaker
Like my one about the ropes? Like that one, yeah, absolutely. Probably. i can see i could see i could see that I can see that. I feel like it needs to be said differently.
00:54:17
Speaker
Not all his stuff is bad. Not all Rodney's stuff. I'm not saying he's a bad comic. i'm just A lot of his jokes, that's what it means. Anytime you make a joke about weight.
00:54:28
Speaker
like wait and People don't like that? Oh, I don't know. Do they not? oh I saw a fat girl standing on a corner. A cop walked up to her and told her to break it up
00:54:40
Speaker
up. Oh,
00:54:42
Speaker
it No, Moe Dogg. Apparently he doesn't.
00:54:51
Speaker
Again, those were my jokes. Well, you obviously thought they were funny enough to remember to repeat them. We had this conversation last week with you about the between your brain and your mouth, there's this thing. It's called a filter. Oh, Bradley. It's okay. I don't i don't i don't have I don't have one of those filters. I don't have one. Compared to Bradley, you have a filter.
00:55:19
Speaker
No, I don't have a filter. I've just guy i just i' gotten lazier. There's words I just stopped saying. ah well also, you're just like intelligent, too. So you just know what to say and what not to say for the most part.
00:55:34
Speaker
Intelligence. Hey, dude, stop talking about... What is that?...the only thing who loves you, you're wrong. I'm just fucking with dude. She called your mom for that, Brad. That's okay. get the joke now.
00:55:48
Speaker
I was wondering what you should have thought. Don't worry, Blaze. I got you, buddy. I knew you were struggling, so i had I had to add on to it. It took me a while, but caught up. I caught up. I caught up. I caught up. I didn't want to call you out. I didn't want to call you out. I was just trying to throw you a lifeline. No, you're good, dude. You would have figured it out eventually. I pulled up to that joke very slow.
00:56:09
Speaker
It's okay. You pulled a Britney. I did.
00:56:17
Speaker
I love my stoners. You're the there's a best. If I had known stoners were this fun, i would have hung out with them a long time ago. we we're We're a menage a trois of fuckery.
00:56:33
Speaker
We're good people. It is a fuckery, it's menage a trois. Sorry.
00:56:41
Speaker
but but I hate my fucking in life right now. I swear to God. You just said you loved it. Bradley, I don't know what it is I missed last week. You're making me laugh tonight. Maybe I'm just in that kind of mood.
00:56:58
Speaker
Goofy ass. Goofy ass making me laugh. so I need to sit back and re reevaluate my life decisions. Every once in a while, I think that pipe is real. It's in your background, and you're going to reach for it or something. Before we started the show, we were backstage, and and i was sitting there staring. I'm like, what in the fuck is in his background?
00:57:22
Speaker
But I didn't want to bring him up on the screen because I didn't know what he was doing or anything. And I'm just staring, I'm staring, I'm staring. I'm like, what? And then it finally dawned on me. I was like, Oh, that's what it is.
00:57:33
Speaker
Because I don't know if he's doing Teriyaki. Teriyaki chicken.
00:57:44
Speaker
Oh, I thought it a girl's name, Teriyaki. Shut up. You're fucking stupid. Shut up.
00:57:58
Speaker
The jokes aren't funny. Blaze's reactions to them are what's killing me. Yo, okay, so Blaze is usually the most intellectual one, and he's the one geeking out on the dumbest ass jokes. I am. i am. That's the kind of mood am in. That better be the real lazy Jedi. I fucked up just now.
00:58:22
Speaker
but okay um do going on It's default.
00:58:36
Speaker
Hashtag that fuck that goddamn left corner. I was playing a game the other day and i was talking to my friends about It it was the default character. i was like, yo, know you should see my body, Lazy Jedi. Yeah.
00:58:49
Speaker
Love it. you missed that You missed that last week, Blaze. We were making fun of Jedi and found out that he's ah he's the default character in every video game.
Playful Banter and Tech Mishaps
00:59:00
Speaker
like um Before you customize your character, it's me.
00:59:04
Speaker
Oh my God, you are. Look at that reaction. It's so funny. Skyrim. Oh my God, you are him. You're not wrong.
00:59:15
Speaker
guess you guys didn't remember what he actually said to him. NPC over here. Right? non Non-playable power. power? That's so love it at oh shit you're i already hated my snap angelul very good i got you buddy by the by the way i gotta to give a shout out to tarantula she jumped up on panel last night and that was awesome i missed it thought about but then i was like nas fuck that guy just wow because that that hurts my heart really that hurts my fucking heart baby sitting and i got distracted because the kid got kicked oh did glick get too drunk again
01:00:14
Speaker
I love how he Brittany is not my babysitter. should not be left alone with children.
01:00:27
Speaker
Even the big, giant, hairy ones. but Even the Sasquatch children. Even the Sasquatch children. I love that. Could you imagine having Brittany as your babysitter and you have to turn around and babysit her because she's so high she forgot what she said?
01:00:45
Speaker
man I don't understand how these baby wipes work. The kid would be the one making her peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. I was just had lunch? Go get me some Flamin' Hot Cheetos, damn it. Nah, I'm not about that. we babysit each other? It's a team effort.
01:01:09
Speaker
It's like blind leading the blind. wicked the blind That's not a good situation. oh Don't eat those brownies. They're mine. A fucking kid walks out of the kitchen, eyeballs all dilated, pupils all dilated and shit. look it like Okay, it's bedtime.
01:01:28
Speaker
It's 6.30. It's bedtime. Fuck off. Go to bed. It's bedtime. It's one o'clock in the afternoon. Eat your melatonin.
01:01:43
Speaker
Marijuana. go Marijuana. You're welcome. but but but but I didn't know this was a pop-up book. It's not. Angel. Whoa.
01:01:54
Speaker
is 836 here. It is 837 here. be sir it is eight thirty seven here Dang, Shorty, you're a minute ahead. 737 here. You guys are in the future. Yeah.
01:02:07
Speaker
I'm living in the future. You bitches are living in the past. Bitch. Brittany immediately throws up gang signs. She's gangster as fuck, son.
01:02:18
Speaker
yeah but Look at my Chupac. like it, that's legit She has Britney life across her stomach.
01:02:31
Speaker
what Jeez. Britney life. There was a dude I was... There was a cat I was stationed with in the Air Force. There was a cat I was it was a kind i was stationed with in the Air Force that had his last name in Old English like tattooed across his fucking stomach.
01:02:48
Speaker
A lot of people do that. Yeah, dude, what? What? His own last name. His last name was Dewey. His last name was Dewey, too. D-E-D-E. His name was Dewey, too. Dewey.
01:03:00
Speaker
Dewey. I thought doing that upon a time. It's weird because I have Dewey on my stomach. ah do every year they you were entertaining lot and i was Dewey, if you ever hear this, you were entertaining while I was stationed in Alaska. Thanks,
01:03:22
Speaker
yeah he's totally Chris technician the usual and I appreciate you brother. Thank you for ah thank you for taking care of me. He's going to Walmart. He always picks me up some goodies at Walmart. Cheers to Dewey.
01:03:35
Speaker
Chris, I'll send you my list. You can pick it all up for me. Yeah, can't please. I thought about doing it one time, getting my my last name tattooed across my back and then putting like like the number 13 on my back like a jersey. Yeah.
01:03:49
Speaker
yeah And then i i then I thought about it and was like, yeah, that's that's gay. Then you sobered What about my stupid tattoo? Yeah, I was just saying, we've seen all your stupid tattoos, Brittany.
01:04:05
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Brittany! i yes Yeah, I think that's what it was. I sobered up and I was like, ah did i actually get that done last night? Because I hope not.
01:04:16
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ah You have Brittany on your leg? ah Well, I have Brit right above my knee. Brit knee. Get it? a
01:04:28
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I mean, it's funny. I can't believe you did the tattoo. but forget Don't you want to get slapper on the other leg? You mean one of my jokes.
01:04:39
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That'd be like a joke. Me slapper. Get it? That's such a built in good job. Okay, Brittany, I give you credit for that. That's funny as shit.
01:04:51
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That's funny as fuck. more I think of it, the more I love it. You know a guy with a toe on his knee. Do you know what his name was? Brittany.
01:05:02
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No? Tony. No. no ah you Wait, if his name was, what if he just got, not even the words, just the picture of a toe right above his knee?
01:05:15
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yeah I was going to get like like a hat. Hey, I'm walking. what he said. A hat on me.
01:05:26
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So it's like a kneecap. Oh, God. i thought I thought it was somebody named Hatney. Blaise get control not new got of bro you can know
01:05:45
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blaze get control your
01:05:49
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yeah just take the one It's a glitch show. Or a shovel in the dirt on your chin.
01:06:00
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But Bradley throws enough shit at the wall. Some of it sometimes sticks, though. It's funny. He does throw an excessive amount of shit to make something stick, though. I'm just here so I don't get fined, Jedi.
01:06:18
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ah so I'm not really here. I'm the man behind the curtain. Naps roll for old man. That's insane. No naps for old man. Hey, I'm up there too. I'm an old man. I say Shut up. he you you know what but is he He probably needed a nap today after that ass whooping he took last night. I'm just saying.
01:06:43
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here
01:06:46
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different I thoroughly embarrassed and dominated in trivia, Jedi. Even when you throw sha i want to man when you were throwing shade on me, Jedi. Even after he cried. Even after he cried.
01:06:59
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got my friend's dad to come in and like it. He watched it all for a bit. There was fuckery of fuck last night. My friend's dad.
01:07:10
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He said he wants to come in here one night. He's super fucking hilarious. Four out of Britney's friend's dad's approve. Probably.
01:07:23
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ah I misheard her saying that. but She said, my friend's dead, just out of nowhere. She said, my friend's dad. I didn't hear her say, oh, I'm dead. She said dead. I understand how that would be confusing with how cheerfully she said it, too. Yeah.
01:07:44
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My friend's dead. He loves you. My friend's dead, guys. he loves you film my friends die guys change Ten can ask them. RIP. Words.
01:07:54
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ten out of ten dead friends approve of the nonsense school network and i get some come on too and if you have a ouija board you can wo uh friends love our show but your friends love but and and your dead friend will love us too hey you know how they got dead they didn't watch the show yeah you know they got dead they watched the lazy shaman show oh shit me not because of the host but because of the panel because the hosts are amazing
01:08:36
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That's all there's a way questionableable Our panels get a little wild. Woo! like Your panels are a little sketchy. that's That's wild. That's for sure. You let one too many Canadians in, and by one too many, you let one in.
01:08:54
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Yeah, a Build a wall. Build a wall. There's only 10 them. Great again. Take off. I let 10% of the country on my panel. Every time I turn it on, there's a bunch of goddamn Canadians in there. i'm like, Jesus Christ.
01:09:12
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but Yeah. They look at me and they're like, you're one of us. I'm like, no, no, I'm not. Why don't you go smoke a cigarette? GQ barbecue.
01:09:32
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uh it's my show do what i want michael's gonna yell at me in the chat there's that burp it's saturday
01:09:49
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i smoke let's go it's canadian show and let trans charlie park boys No, Blaze loves action. I love bubbles.
01:10:01
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Smokes, let's go. Smokes, let's go. What's going on, you beautiful bearded bastard? what's a drink Anytime you see Julian with a drink in his hand, you have to take a sip. It's all the time, right?
01:10:16
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Look, I'm low in the air. Here you go. Fucked up. We're just talking about Canadian shit, so I figured bring it up. My bad.
01:10:27
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What about Letterkenny is funny, too. I Letterkenny. Letterkenny is my jam. I love that. I love that. I've only watched a few episodes, and I laughed my dick off the whole time. That's the show I need to. It started off on YouTube. Yeah, I need.
01:10:40
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Did it really? Yeah, it started off on YouTube, and then they made a show out of that. It was like little YouTube shorts. I need to go and watch that show again, because it was. It's seriously fucking hilarious. good.
01:10:53
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Glitterkitty? It's funny show. Yeah. Yeah. Shorzy's funnier. I love Shorzy, the character in the show, but the spinoff show is good. It has some more hulky in it, eh?
01:11:07
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I think. You mean i've been i haven't i haven't I haven't heard a single bell show in my eye, or maybe I just haven't heard it. For itself, untrackable. I just got back. don't know if I missed that. Dude, I just unleashed the Kraken and I told Michael to suck it because it's Saturday night it's my show. Flex it on the Blazin' Network.
01:11:35
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and but This is my show on the Blazin' Network. i I had my spotlight a couple Saturdays ago. You're good. I still forget who the fuck that was.
01:11:47
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I don't remember. I don't know who that guy was. handle on that i think i think he I think he travels with that Looney Tunes guy. Me? He does. He does. No, not you. The other Looney Tunes guy.
01:12:00
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Brandon's like, me? he sounded so sincere when he asked to. It wasn't even like a joke. You actually made a funny dude.
01:12:11
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What was this? Of course you can come up on Dracable. It's freaking Saturday night. I'm going to drop the link again. I'm go drop the link again. i um like noise Drop it like it's hot.
01:12:23
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Untrackable. We call him Star Trek. You know what? I think next Saturday I'm going accidentally post a freaking dead fucking studio in the thing and fuck with people. thought you were going to say dick pics. So here's the thing. If anybody is familiar with StreamYard, let's say you do a stream.
01:12:47
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and you end and you go back later and you still have it in your library, you can actually go back into the studio if you know what you're doing. And you can copy that link and fuck with people. I actually sent people the wrong link sometimes for my show, just like it's like the previous weeks. I'm like, oh, they're like, there's nobody here. I'm like, oh, fuck, wrong one. e Yeah, you're fucking listening to my phone. and I'm like, the fuck?
01:13:10
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I did that a... I did that a couple weeks ago trivia to two of my contestants. I felt like such an ass. I'd just be sitting there talking myself, telling bad jokes. Hold on. We have to make sure Bradley's always in the left hand corner. Fuck that bottom left corner. Hashtag doesn't work.
01:13:36
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the That's the spot for all the slores. what oh That's what the bench warmer said. They sit in the bottom fucking left.
01:13:48
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What are you drinking there? Change his little name thing underneath. What the monster juice. To what? ah you i i looked there They had a tropical flavor. What whore?
01:14:03
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thought everybody knew that. I wasn't sure what were saying. thought they were saying something else. Yeah, slore. No, you're a slore. four but more thought everybody knew that i wasn't sure what you were saying i thought they was saying yeah floor no youre you're a slow i thought bradalley was like Bradley was like, oh man, I thought that was something cool.
01:14:24
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No, I thought you were saying snore, like, you know, dumb slower. Like, I'm a snore. That makes sense. Yeah.
01:14:30
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lower like a must so you know what i'm sorry but that's that's that too makes sense yeah the slower not a girl oh he's not that slow if he came up with that on his own though that's that's a good point like i said you throw it i didn't come up with it just thought that's what you said this is me being slower okay yeah he is so much smarter when he mishears things i know right it's like you're blowing my mind man
01:15:01
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so
01:15:07
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if So how often do you trip on acid and stare your ceiling? Oh, like 42 times a week. Oh, I got some free acid last night. What did you say? Hold up.
01:15:19
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Brittany said she got free acid last night. Oh, she got free acid last night. Brittany, do not take free drugs from strangers, just like you don't let strangers take pictures of your goddamn feet. Stranger danger, Brittany. Stranger danger. Don't don't take so drugs from strangers and don't give strangers to your drugs.
01:15:37
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We all know that. Brittany gets kidnapped. Stranger pulls up in a minivan and says, hey, you want some drugs, little girl? And she's like, Duh! And jumps right in.
01:15:50
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Best sex I ever had
01:15:54
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ever had. free drugs. No? Positive. She says, you want free drugs? And Brittany goes, it's Brittany. It just got real hot in here for a second. Only if there's a rape involved. No, jeez. I got two little tabs right here. I'm probably just going to sell them. I don't want to do LSD anymore. Just pop one right now. Pop one right now and trip on acid on that. No, no. I mean, I'm not going to say no. I'm not going to say no. Just be aware of who you're with. We are your trip buddies.
01:16:32
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we are your short money We are your trip buddies. That's terrifying. being somebody Being somebody that likes psychedelics, I would not do them ah like that. I almost bought mushrooms yesterday. I microdosed where I've been on here, and that's cool, but I have not ripped, and I wouldn't do that.
01:16:54
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No, you're safe here. I would never mess with your mars. Tarantulas in the house! What is up, Tarantula? and Welcome You're a Tarantula.
01:17:06
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Hey! You little bitch! How you doing? You got to figure it figured out. No, I'm using my phone because the damn laptop wasn't working. I told you I could send it to your email.
01:17:20
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What if I only take like a sliver of it? I didn't get that. You're going to take a sliver of it? Yeah. ah and this is the last time we've ever This is the last moment we've seen Britney coherence.
01:17:34
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Next time it's going to be a whole encyclopedia fuckery. What? let go Let's go! What all features do we have on this stream yard to fuck with Britney tonight? Let's play with our fucking display. How do you just take a sliver and not the whole tab? I'm just curious.
01:17:55
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I got it. thanks kevin ah nibble See, that's that moment scissors would not be around. and like o hey you Do not run with those scissors. Do not run with those scissors.
01:18:06
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okay I thought of a bad joke, if you don't mind. Damn it, Brittany! What's up, Brad? um Because you said the word a sliver.
01:18:19
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So I was wondering, would a silver sliver kill a werewolf? Is that wondering. probably Probably, yeah. don I don't think it's the amount of silver. You should keep your thoughts to yourself, Bradley.
01:18:32
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No, unless you're really curious. There's a reason you're bottom-level, Bradley. There's a fucking reason. It all depends on the parts per million of the of the silver introduced into the werewolves. Maybe if you got it right through their eye, endure their brain directly. PPM, buddy. PPM. pp Look at me. I'm the silver sliver.
01:18:54
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You got shoot a wire with him. I apologize. the sliver of severver slipp Is there any way to move him farther left?
01:19:06
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I do. I'm the farthest left in here, dude. I don't think there's any farther left than me. Not politically. Damn it, Blaze. I just mean like he's in the dunce cap. Yeah, you got it.
01:19:20
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um I'm going to move you two closer to one another. hey i got to i am That was the first time I got to use a self-deprecating communist joke on myself. That that was good. i liked it.
01:19:32
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Jedha, I like right where Bradley is because he's my sweet little bottom bitch. right Because I'm below you? blow him or below? Bradley.
01:19:43
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You like me below you? bradley drop up to my pay app you like me know you Because I can blow you from this angle. No, it's disgusting. Bradley's like...
01:19:59
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Whoa, bri minute it that's pretty impressive. Oh, yeah. was it What was I describing earlier? You were talking that je about that German mustard and you cradled it. and yeah Oh, yeah. It was like the jar had the handle. i was like, you know, like this.
01:20:13
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Wow. Oh, so you taught her that place. so tell You got a cup you gotta to cut the balls. Exactly. Yeah. whatever Let me tell you. rest rest stop Rest stop stories. I could tell you stories for days about the way he cups and strokes. I'm just saying.
01:20:31
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Are you saying Blaze is a lot, Lizard? No. We have rest stop stories. I'm not lizard. no we just we just we have rest stop stories yeah not a liz i'm not a i'm not a lizard I totally believe you. I didn't say it clicked it.
01:20:49
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he's ah he's ah He's a rest stop slut is what he is. That's a lot lizard. Rest stop slur. Rest stop slur. i am I am a professional. I am not a lizard.
01:21:01
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I'm a
01:21:06
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So do we have to call you Madam Blaze when we're at rest stops? Ooh, I like that. Madam Blaze. no No, let's not do that. I call him Daddy Blaze. I simply roll through the rest stop and go, hey, Daddy Blaze. Perfect.
01:21:29
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you know you know but my I'm putting myself in the left-hand corner. Angel, what you up to, girl? Drinking. That's what told her. She don't have to be so quiet. and This is the quietest I've ever heard her before.
01:21:43
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Yeah, you'd be typing in the f freaking chat, but now you're all quiet. What the fuck? I'm drinking. I got to stay somewhat sober for tonight. let's What you drinking? Cheers. She's drinking a whole ass bottle of you.
01:21:55
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Saturday night somewhat sober? Oh, girl. What are you drinking, Angel? Would you say Bootsperm? Yeah, baby girl. What is it? Smitted off ice. I'm going to stay sober-ish tonight.
01:22:07
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Sober-ish. Sober-ish? That's who? A company coming over. Oh. Nice. hello you Companies coming over. Is it a lot lizard?
01:22:19
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No, but he deals with it. He parks in the same area as him all the time. Oh. hello It is nice. Licker knows who it is.
01:22:31
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He parks in the same area. Is that what you're not? It's the same area. I'm ready to put it. Jedi, you sound like a delicate flower over there. You're like...
01:22:44
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Britney. She's right above me. It's going to drip down on me. No. No. I'm going to R. Kelly the fuck out of here.
01:22:59
Speaker
R. Kelly. I need an umbrella. Ella. Ella. Where is Rihanna when you fucking need her? Huh?
01:23:14
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Brittany said, going to piss Wow, Jed, I didn't know you were in the golden showers. Michael says there's a special place for people like you. He also says you're monsters.
01:23:30
Speaker
Do you want a Cleveland steamer instead? think like... What? There's nothing to be afraid of. The urine is very clean. I'm trying to geek it out.
01:23:43
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yeah
01:23:46
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You're muted, dude, by the way. That shit was funny last night. There he is. Oh, wait. Oh, he muted himself. Never mind. I can't unmute him. You know if you're trapped out at sea, you can drink it and piss? Don't say it again.
01:24:07
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Don't say it again. good The owner of the network has spoken. If you say it again, you're not. Did you change your mind about him, Blaze?
01:24:19
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true Did I burp that time? He burped that time. Did i burp? I don't know. He's got a real hang-up about that. He's got a real he's got a real hang-up about that. like
01:24:33
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you know and you Maybe, maybe, just maybe. That's not a bad point.
01:24:45
Speaker
I can't masturbate to. I can see how that's hard to masturbate to. You're crying hard enough. Just no quit quit making excuses.
01:24:57
Speaker
Close your eyes and think you're at Six Flags at the Chamu exhibit. What? what Are you microdressing again, Blaze?
01:25:07
Speaker
No, I am not. attractable You have flags with the Shamu exhibit? What the fuck? I get down with most things. You're mixing and matching your entertainment outings.
01:25:21
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probably You want a free willy? No.
01:25:27
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Do I want to free Willy or do I want a free Willy? Say that again. Intracable is muted.
01:25:38
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He keeps muting himself. That's my whale voice. He's thumbs up. when he goes I was just going to say he learned how to speak whale from Finding Nemo.
01:25:50
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Yeah. got Jesus Christ. He's just in his own world down there. he's fun Are you trying to get high off your wound?
01:26:05
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If Michael can't masturbate to burps, good luck getting hard with that going on. Jesus Christ. That's the one thing that turns him on, though, the whale noises. Laughter Laughter Laughter yeah
01:26:22
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His dick has sonar. try be show He's like, I wish I was finook. Y'all are dumb.
01:26:34
Speaker
That's why we all get along so well. Sure. Sending out high-pitched sounds. We had to divide three brains between the whole panel.
01:26:47
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you knowley riley didn't get any because that's because I
01:26:55
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i have a question the people that are in there all four of them um four of who and you were to put us in ranking of who's mardi
01:27:09
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but me like oh don't don't do Don't do that. Don't do that, Brittany, because you're going get your feelings hurt. And I know you're not. I know you're not. I feel confident. I feel confident in my rating. I feel confident in my rating. I'm good.
01:27:27
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Do it. almost turned into certainty cocks on that one. That was funny. That's fucked bro.
01:27:34
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fuck them bro so i'm looking forward I'm looking out for you like a big brother would do, Britt. I know you're not dumb, but they don't.
01:27:45
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Well, it's a toss-up between Bradley and Brittany at the end of list. You got Bradley in blonde hair. just like, oh my god. I think earned some points when I had to tell you guys what they were. But then again, but then again, but then again, lazy Jedi is the play lazy lazy jedi is the is that that the choosable character with the playable character. Default. I'm the one that called him the default character. so you can You can pretty much like... I'm the one who said that. You can pick his intelligence. You can literally pick his intelligence. so You can make him this one.
01:28:18
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Bradley is the one that came up with that. You gotta put your stat skills where you want them. I would just like to say... I am freezing. I'm lagging. I'm gonna drop down. I'll be back.
01:28:30
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i I have to be a default top five I have to be a default top five because I have a collared shirt on this evening. i'll try the same Were you on the golf course today? Why am right here?
01:28:44
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Why am right here? What? Because what? What does a microphone want? She's like, uh-uh, I'm not on the bottom of the- No, no. I'm fucked up again.
01:28:55
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Angel, I love you. Because Blake's lips are the people who moved around. You're the funniest shit. I love you.
01:29:06
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I need you two. Jedi and Untrackable. Why am I bottom left? Jedi and Untrackable, you're in charge of Bradley because he's in between you guys. Keep him under control.
01:29:17
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um Control your Bradley, Jedi. No, just put him ah put him in the bottom left. I don't like being on top of Bradley. You fucking belong. right My hands are a beautiful white person.
01:29:30
Speaker
I'd rather be on top of the aisle. what I mean? If he had glue right now, he would be full because he's just a fucking, like a Capri Sun. you talking about? I don't have glue? You're the bottom. MoDog.
01:29:45
Speaker
Damn it, MoDog. Damn it. and you should You should have squeezed, when you held it to your nose, you should have squeezed that bottle of water. Done us all a favor.
01:29:57
Speaker
the but i cough to look First person ever to drown on panel. through my nose Dude, views through the roof thats when I put that. I'm going to do a magic trick. I'm going to waterboard. It's vodka.
01:30:12
Speaker
How's it game, Angel? heard you popped up last night. um um how's it feel to be back on ah how's it feel to be back on the the panel panel game angel ah heard you popped up last night on the Shaman Show. You're popping up here. How's it feel?
01:30:32
Speaker
How's it feel? You talk so much more in the chat than you're talking on here. and i dont know There's other people talking and i don't like to talk over people. I just want to do their thing. I'm just trying to shut the fuck up.
01:30:47
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Yeah, tell them shut the fuck up. Especially me. I will. Hey, And now you're on the spot, Angel. Now you have to talk because everybody shut up. Okay, Angel, here's a question.
01:31:01
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If you were trapped, oh, I think i already asked you, but it's a different day. If you're trapped on an island for a year and you get to choose three bands and musicians, who would you choose? One of you guys will not know. They're a Sumerian from my hometown.
01:31:17
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Yeah, they like two of them.
01:31:24
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Ones that are... Can we bring them back to life? Yeah. Well, it's like you have a a laptop or a computer and you get to watch all their videos and music like and shit like that. Let's pretend there's an internet.
01:31:37
Speaker
Okay, so... yeah mean Doors and Pink Floyd. No, not Pink Floyd. There you go.
01:31:46
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ah yeah Very good choices. like yeah day I don't know about Samarian. Hard metal. They're not around anymore. Because I don't believe you deserve that. But we got to keep Bradley in that bottom letter that bottom. Like half them died. What happened? I mean, a little bit of a band.
01:32:10
Speaker
shut on me like of that band Because I love heavy metal. no yeah and that said They don't perform no more than half of them are dead. Am doing it other way? Whatever.
01:32:22
Speaker
They did. So you and Brittany have something in common. You're youre dead friends like our show. If you weren't it, if you weren't on it,
01:32:34
Speaker
you weren't on it yeah I see how it is. is yeah i see how it is how is That was great. like This most by dead people.
01:32:47
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yeah hey nine out of tens dead people like us what yeah yeah yeah in that template that and that 10th is still alive i bet so so is pretending i want to i want to throw the blaze warning out there that the the nine people that are dead that that like our show They were not killed by nefarious reasons. No, but they're but they're all... they're all the jury loud on that they've They've all been like reduced to ashes and they're all under Glick's front seat, so we're all good. i know
01:33:23
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and her mom His is the only one that doesn't like us this day. That's the thing.
01:33:32
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That's her problem. She's like... oh god Oh, shit. No, no, it's in the building. Let's go. In the motherfucking building. Oh, see, I popped up so the Jedi wouldn't be the only one on the bottom.
01:33:45
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Oh, I had to move Bradley to the bottom left. Bradley's always in the bottom left. Always bottom left. Oh, Jedi, it's so glad. that I'm so happy to have you back as my bottom.
01:33:56
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You're my favorite bottom, Jedi. You're such a sweet, passionate lover. Damn it, Luke. I am very generous as a lover. You are. like You are. I got Angela as my bottom.
01:34:09
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Oh, we yeah we got we got Untrackable and then we have Trackable. yeah Oh, you caught that. Untrackable is still muted. Untrackable has muted himself.
01:34:20
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that's The entire time. You cannot track his voice because he doesn't have one right now. Oh, so funny. I haven't heard his deep, deep, deep, awesome voice yet tonight.
01:34:33
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Hello. Hello. Yes, you have. He's talked a couple times. Don't ruin this for me, Brittany. and and the galax You ruined everything, Brittany. ah Shut up, Jedi. these tall states but but Oh, that was gone.
01:34:51
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Do I ruin everything, you bitch? Damn it, Blaze is trying to get a heart on. There you go. Keep doing that, Brittany. The rest of the stream.
01:35:03
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Yeah, my arms are going to get buff as fuck. yeah I don't think that's how it works, Brittany, but you know what? You just keep, like Journey said, don't stop believing.
01:35:15
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Yeah, listen here, brother. Just take your vitamins and go like this you'll get big muscles like me. Yeah. yeah I don't like the way you do it, Brad. That's just too much. He's like... Sorry. Jesus Christ.
01:35:27
Speaker
sorry pieces ah doesn't do it for oh You know what, Jed? I now know how Shaman feels.
01:35:38
Speaker
I now know why Shaman turns his camera off and just kind of sits there quietly during the entire show. Yeah, how come Shaman never turns his camera off? What does Shaman ever even look like?
01:35:48
Speaker
Oh, shit. Blaze has the background that I like, too. Brittany's doing the thing. Blaze has got this. i just i I feel like I got the red carpet treatment here. I got everything I love. You want a sliver, bastard?
01:36:00
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yeah you I do, Brittany. I do. I'll be over in 15 minutes. I got you, bro. but I drew this picture. The world is right. Blaze has the background. Brittany's doing the arm thing, and you're back being my bottom.
01:36:16
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That's a flamingo. This is utopia for me. Jedi, do you ever get tired of being the bottom? Never. I'm just laying back down. I'm just laying back down. Oh, shit, Wally.
01:36:30
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I want to be in there looking at those lights. It's starting to kick in. I like it. Hey, Glick, check your phone. I think he sent you a dick pic, dude. Be careful. Don't check your phone.
01:36:42
Speaker
but say you dick wally wally Wally is at Rough Truck and he sent me a picture of a truck that went up over the barricade. Is he taking video? like Yeah, he was going to go live.
01:36:57
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But I think he's going to pre-record and do some videos so that he'll have them for Monday.
01:37:06
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I think that's what he was going to do.
01:37:10
Speaker
Why did I just shoot my computer? I thought I would go through and shoot one of y'all. why did It didn't work. What are you doing with that? brain yeah You got to email the Nerf dart at me.
01:37:26
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ah You guys don't even even understand. Fuck you, Blaze.
01:37:31
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You guys don't even understand. Fuck you, Blaze. I don't think she even understands. I did. I understood. I understood. I got it. They have to email me the motherfucking link because they haven't made me a motherfucking admin yet. Motherfucks.
01:37:50
Speaker
What? Because you're difficult to find on YouTube. Because your name is unfortunately difficult to fucking find on YouTube. I did that on purpose.
01:38:01
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Yeah, fuck you too. Then you don't get to complain about it. You want admin rights to the network? Is that what you want, Brittany? Is that what you want? You want admin rights to the network? You're not doing shit. And your social security number and PIN code for your bank account. us She's busting shops because like I I've been trying to find... I took a couple i took a a few a few times i look I looked for to like add her as as a mod, but I can never find her on fucking YouTube.
01:38:33
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I even went to her channel and typed in the whole fucking thing. I can never find her on fucking YouTube. am uploading i'm uploading this picture. She's actually a ghost, man.
01:38:47
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she's one of the dead people that likes the stream
01:38:53
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she's not really real i'm not really oh shit sweater and yeah that's what wally just sent me the whole axle is like oh damn britney how'd you get that up over that embankment yeah i'm a very good driver thank you very much that is broke truck back mountain How do I take and of how do i ja that off
01:39:31
Speaker
Put the instructions on the rocket ship and it will go through his brain and deliver the information. I am not a smart person. I am not a smart person. Please, is this your first is this your fortite first night on the panel, please?
01:39:44
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How does this button work? That's exactly what i was like. How do I take this picture? now I had a brain fart. Glad to see you guys are getting with the program and putting the shades on.
01:39:56
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Oh, my God. Everybody's got the shades on. Am I that right? I can't get them to transition. Oh, shit. There's Jedi.
01:40:12
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Jedi, you're beautiful to me. You're perfect just the way thank you like See, that's all I needed. I don't give fuck about the rest of this. I just wore the shades. forgot had these old pieces.
01:40:23
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know i forgot i had these I don't have any sunglasses. My sunglasses are still in my ex's car. and trying to find my Maui James. Well, don't fuck that bitch, but fuck that bitch. Hey, Kat. I'm on my panel because StreamYard's background is so fucking bright, man. It is. It is. That's true. You know you can right?
Self-Deprecating Humor and Social Dynamics
01:40:49
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On StreamYard, you can only have dark mode if you're the host, I think. I don't think as a guest you can do the dark mode thing. No. On your computer, you can actually turn down the light. Hold i'm turning on the brain There's a dark mode on this? That's what I'm saying.
01:41:02
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Yeah, if you're the host, I think there is. I don't think when you're a a guest, you can do the dark mode, though. I think you can. might be wrong. Because I did dark mode once for our stream, but then when I was on somebody else's panel, I tried to do the same steps, and I couldn't find where the setting was. Yeah, don't I don't think you can do it as a guest.
01:41:20
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Oh, my God. Dark mode is so much better. This is so much better. oh We know, Blaze. We know. I'm glad you just found out about it. this is so much better. we are our guests. We can't do it, though.
01:41:34
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It's only the hosts. I'm almost sure. I know if you go to your settings and go to general, it's under there. Yeah. sure eventually When you're the host. When you're a guest, you can't do that. it's not That setting is not available. Cash, where's your yeet glasses?
01:41:49
Speaker
Huh?
01:41:52
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It's not available. New glasses.
01:41:57
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I was going to get some sunglasses to put on. I keep waiting for that rocket ship to go into Brittany's room and shoot at her. What the fuck did I do to you, MoDog?
01:42:09
Speaker
I'm just waiting to watch it. I got to go get a new drink. I'll be right back. Well, there are stars behind me, so kind of makes sense. it we Dude, if Brittany had like a background set up and she had the same one, it was on time. That would be dope.
01:42:26
Speaker
We'll have to do that sometime. No. That sounds like too much effort. That sounds like too much effort to actually make it happen. Literally, he just said straight up. no literally just said straight out with With no hesitation. no yes No. Not only that, but if you guys did go through the the effort to get it all timed up and synced up together, I would fuck with you and I would keep flipping your panels around. In theory, it sounds fun, but in in practice, no. And it would be cool for like a second. You would do so much work for like one second of happiness. Yeah. yeah
01:43:08
Speaker
Now I get to be one of the cool kids. no it's Oh my god, it's Macho Randy Cleavage. That joke landed better tonight than it did when I used it as roast on it.
01:43:20
Speaker
Good to see you. What's Johnny? I literally just seen your answer. I tapped in. Shit.
01:43:29
Speaker
get to see my guy up johnny just what yeah justice christ ah literally just seeing your once i tapped in shit What's up dude?
01:43:40
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I'm doing it. I guess I never sensed it. Like, untrackable? Fucking, what else we got here? Blazin? Brittany? Good to see all y'all, eh? What's up dude? Oh, I mentioned, I didn't text you. Do what? Okay, you got your alarm set?
01:44:00
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Whoops. Okay. Good to see everybody. and What up man? hey Johnny Bongs, I need you to do me a favor. I need you to wipe your camera lens off. You got you got a smudge on it. Give him all these things.
01:44:15
Speaker
That's perfect. Now we can see that mustache. but I must ask you a question. How'd you get your mustache so badass? Fucking thank you. I appreciate that. I had to get myself around a little bit tonight.
01:44:29
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He makes his mustache. Shit. shit It's not a giveaway that you were watching porn before you jumped up here, John. Extracurricular activities.
01:44:40
Speaker
That's what was on his camera. all yeah Things are getting colorful and I like it. Extracurricular activities. That's better.
01:44:50
Speaker
same I got a sliver. Shit. Bradley, he's been growing that mustache since fucking eighth grade. Sliver of silver. Sliver of silver. sliver so I like almost want to take the whole thing, but... Sliver of silver.
01:45:09
Speaker
Good shit. No, I'm not going to. You can fucking see Yolton right now. You can play that on the computer. Oh, yeah. Do it, Brittany. Do it, Brittany. Do it, Brittany.
01:45:23
Speaker
no really to written ma do it britney Are you scared? Another sliver? Are you scared? I don't want you to have a bad trip.
01:45:38
Speaker
That's only thing it makes me nervous. That's the only thing makes me nervous when people take hallucinogenics. yeah I'm just making words up here. I don't even know if it actually is the right word. No, you said it correctly. Hallucinogenics is actually correct. You're going to have a fun time.
01:45:54
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But I'm always worried when people do it around me because if they start like having a bad trip, I'm just going to walk away and pretend like I don't know them. Anytime I've done shit like that, like I'm very aware of my surroundings and I know when to like walk away.
01:46:10
Speaker
I saw that message. You're going to have a fun time. Yeah. Also, I don't know how I feel about you taking free drugs from strangers. It's not even a stranger. It's my friend's.
01:46:25
Speaker
He's not a stranger anymore. now we're friends. He gave me drugs. that Shut up. yeah His wife was like, yo, you're not doing this shit anymore. he did He wanted to sell it. And I was like, I'm not buying it And he was like, well, you know what? i'm trying to get rid of it. So here, just take a little bit. Then he's not really trying to sell it either.
01:46:48
Speaker
No, he was. You guys don't fucking understand. I'm not going to get into his business either. don't understand. You bitches don't even understand how I take drugs from strangers.
01:47:05
Speaker
The truck says free candy, okay? The van. you know You're maybe next to it. Ooh, Zins. I used to use the Zins. I love how Johnny cleared his camera off. It got clear, and then he wiped it off again, and it Oh, shit.
01:47:29
Speaker
He's like, I get it now. There you go. Stop, stop right there. You're good. It's clear. One more wife will be good. Smooge. Oh, dog. I'm going to keep talking to us.
01:47:43
Speaker
What up, Johnny? How you doing? How you doing? I just got in the house here.
01:47:55
Speaker
yeah Johnny is always happy and high. He's the happiest person I've ever seen. Johnny's the fucking best. Johnny Bones is our mascot. I truly know what it feels like to your bat shit and I'd rather not be there.
01:48:10
Speaker
I love him.
01:48:14
Speaker
I'm shooting you lazy. Lazy, you're dying. You're not giving a gun in the direction, Brittany. Jesus, Brittany, calm down. If I do it this way, I'm going to shoot my cat. and I'm not doing that. Shoot that pussy.
01:48:31
Speaker
Yeah, I'm having Chinese tonight.
01:48:38
Speaker
yeah i'm having a chinese tonight Chinese food in a bucket. Chinese food in a bucket. That'd be redundant. She eats what she kills.
01:48:52
Speaker
That's important. Kills what she eats. Yeah, kill that shit. Oh, holy shit.
01:49:00
Speaker
yeah yeah killed us
01:49:08
Speaker
ah Holy shit. Okay, she's got to change her tattoo to Nerf Life right across her Just open your mouth. and I love that, actually.
01:49:24
Speaker
Dude, don't tempt me because I do that shit. Oh, shit. Don't make decisions while you're on hallucinogens. Oh, wait. Hold on. We got to fix that. Sorry, I had to fix that. Brittany's going to start tattooing Nerf life onto her stomach. She's going to wake up tomorrow and be like, the fuck happened last night on panel? What's this? She's going to be like, why is it? Default player. Me. very malleable. You can put me why is it what default oh get the default y his default player
01:49:57
Speaker
i mean don easily you i'm umm very malleable you can put me anywhere yeah you look like oh like that silly putty shit but thank thank you that didn't hurt my feelings oh did you call him gumby you ever pushed your face into some newspaper you know how much you have to talk to me bro like come on all my
01:50:28
Speaker
You had it coming. I'm just crying so much. I'm just laughing too much. but dog Thank you, man. That's how I want to be molded. Oh, my goodness.
01:50:41
Speaker
When you go to bed at night, do you put your face in a plastic egg? but you know you know You know it's going to be a good night. God damn Bradley, you made it funny, dude.
01:50:52
Speaker
That was funny. that would oh yeah I mean, you still deserve to be bottom left, but that was good. um all Leave alone. Leave you dropped out. You could be the other Brady Bunch person. Oh, my goodness. I want to see Brittany get high.
01:51:21
Speaker
call the Chinese place and order number 13 murder pussy. See what they say. I'll do it right now. Number 13 murder pussy? What is that? She was talking about shooting her cat earlier. so yeah do i would Oh, somebody print call a Chinese restaurant ask for number 13 murder pussy.
01:51:38
Speaker
I've done that before. This is Frank Rizzo. This is Frank Rizzo. Chinese does sound good. chinese can i get my When can I get my manicure?
01:51:50
Speaker
Do it jerky boy style. And ask for a mani-pedi. That's as a girl joke, I guess. I got it. we were making jerky boy jokes.
01:52:04
Speaker
I don't give a fuck. I'm not calling anybody, actually. That's what I call my ejaculate, man. Muddy-pedi. this is I thought it was dust at your age.
01:52:17
Speaker
No, no. It's not oatmeal. that's that's all That's the real powder when he goes poof. It's just mud. Brittany jumped all over that shit, yeah, right? i'm going to charge He's LeBron James before a basketball game. It's just dust. Money, money, money.
01:52:35
Speaker
Hey, did you say buddy putty as in like you you need some help? ah but but Yeah. bra let's he makes yeah Bradley, i will give you that one. You hear that? My buddy is going to my buddy. It's untrackable. you know he's And he's untra untrackable still looking at Brittany's foot pics from like three weeks ago.
01:53:03
Speaker
Untrackable way back on the episode. Screenshot, screen shot screenshot, screenshot. Is that why I got all those notifications from the network? I'm very busy on Reddit with my screenshots.
01:53:18
Speaker
I created multiple channels on Reddit. Any money all now you make, I get... ah he didn' He didn't make a dime. I'll give you 25%. Shut up. mean, I made some money.
01:53:33
Speaker
and i mean i made some But everybody that liked your foot pictures wanted me to give them a blowjob, and I did it for money. so You don't get any of that money.
01:53:45
Speaker
You don't get any of that money. That's untrackable for me. He worked for that money. He got on his knee. On Reddit, it's not Britney, it's Britney. yeah and i in the gro instead ah on and um unreit it's not brity it's brity umre brief section but She's on OnlyFoot. Actually, that's not a bad idea. So I'm under the impression that Untrackle takes care of your lightweight.
01:54:14
Speaker
Your lightweight work. I'm just saying, each and every one of you are ah susceptible to be screenshotted and then I will use your face to catfish others for for my own financial gains and, um you know,
01:54:32
Speaker
Even an old guy with white hair, it's like, hey, I'm fixing it. He's like, I'm going to make that white, buddy. They don't call me the silver fox for nothing, man.
01:54:44
Speaker
I'm uncomfortable. I won't even do the 50-50. We'll do 60-40.
01:54:55
Speaker
okay but i'm the woman so no you're but You're the default character. You are what we choose you to good so unless you were unless he like you know do you know what brittanney would call me undefeated and Unless you want to take this to court and be like, hey, he made money from pleasuring another dude, but he used my likeness.
01:55:20
Speaker
You know what I'm saying? No, actually. Attractable's got a good point, man. like No man's going to fucking do that. so and be like' to a elinor right okay i know yeah i don't care what you do on trackable. My wieners are on the internet.
01:55:35
Speaker
you know You just have to pay for it. I'm not shy. He says there are wieners on the internet. money winner and and're not Your mom I made that video the other night. it's going to so Johnny's going to sub to Only Feeds right now.
01:55:53
Speaker
well Johnny's only on like 50. He comes back and points like, fuck you, honky. That was funny as shit. That was funny. He's like, no.
01:56:05
Speaker
You shut your slaps, people. That was great, Johnny. Fuck you, honky.
01:56:14
Speaker
Johnny subscribed to my only fans. He's like, I'm not here to be gay. just want to support you because you're my friend. And I said, either way, I appreciate you. I don't care. I'm not judging you. Johnny's like that good of a dude.
01:56:27
Speaker
Johnny's background. He's like, Dr. Dick, here's some money. Johnny, your background. love It looks like you live in a thrift store.
01:56:40
Speaker
He's in his shop. I'm not jerking after your OnlyFans currently. Oh my God, it's hot as balls in here. You know, once the time, ah there there was a pretty famous phrase that said, Charlie don't surf.
01:56:55
Speaker
You know what I'm saying? ah Well, you know, apparently Charlie don't like gay shit either. So we'll just own that market and we'll we'll draw them out of their holes.
01:57:08
Speaker
Charlie don't surf. Or like gay shit. I have shirt that says that.
01:57:15
Speaker
On the back it says or gay shit. Or gay shit. Giving y'all a free show. i also have another shirt that says drugs in butt. I flirt at the airport.
01:57:27
Speaker
Brittany, reach up and grab your your light on your fan and pull it down. I don't have one. What's your foot? I don't have one but I'm your fan. But I have done that before.
01:57:39
Speaker
Brittany, can Brittany hang from the ceiling um mean with your feet? Like a bat. yeah Show us those bat moves. um Look at her looking up. Is there something up here I live what What can I hang from?
01:57:54
Speaker
I thought you were telling her to auto live herself. Yeah, that's what I thought. That's what happens when you think things through. I apologize. I was like, have monkey toes. Don't unalive yourself.
01:58:07
Speaker
Please.
01:58:10
Speaker
that's what happens when you hope and comes through to a place name out i je finger sos when you do that you're somethinging el nice home like no brit no i have monkey to have monkey toes don't unallive yourself ah You have monkey toes. Hang upside down.
01:58:28
Speaker
That's why I tattooed them. The thing's in the way. More free content. You just gave content for free, Just lost.
01:58:39
Speaker
yeah oh I walked away with several. I'm sorry. Bradley, going to need to see both of your hands, dude. I can do it. One more time. I'm almost there. One more time for us, Brittany.
01:58:56
Speaker
I'm doing it with... Come on, I'm good. Do it again. Can you do that thing with your feet? Can you do this with your feet? That would be amazing. Oh my God. Don't do it. she a her her scream She's it. Full screen. So untrappable. Get it.
01:59:15
Speaker
I want to try it before I show you Oh. She's going to fall off the bed and hurt herself. No, i can't. Oh, damn. Oh, yeah yeah there we go.
01:59:30
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ah no i think i saw is probably
01:59:36
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yeah she That was the greatest reaction to be in full screen. so like every guy like this camera.
01:59:51
Speaker
i knew that answer that was me i was like what i had to make sure my camera's like up enough yeah We don't appreciate you trying that shit when you're sober. Try it in about two hours now.
02:00:05
Speaker
I'm not sober? What the fuck are you talking about? You won't think about that camera angle then. No. She'll be doing it when she drinks too much. I'm not trying.
02:00:17
Speaker
We got like 4,000 followers after that. Let's go. You just made like bucks, man. If somebody would actually give them my fucking money. Are y'all taking it from me? What up, Angel? Welcome back. Brittany, $4,000 from you doing that, I will give you the login to the streaming yard.
02:00:43
Speaker
You'll never need to do it again. Angel, what feed tricks can you do? yeah You don't want to know. No. I don't know. We We really do.
02:00:58
Speaker
now that's fucking cool calm down britney come on
02:01:05
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i had a friend that could put a can up to his head and he could kick it with his own foot whoa that's fucking cool yeah what yeah funny but you know you're not there you' have to be calm down britney here britney come on britney's all one fuck She's got that nerf life going through her bloodstream. yeah yeah looking tell my you staring yeah plan got alimmer She my ass. think you should call a Chinese restaurant.
02:01:38
Speaker
just saying i know it I know it's not as exciting as a post-clash, but I've shaved my beard off on panels before. Don't do it.
02:01:49
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and um innov bit first time I did it, it was like an impromptu thing. And somebody said, Hey, hold up.
02:01:58
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And a hundred, $120 later, you know, I was going I did what I was going to do anyway. I just showed people and, uh, $120. So now, um, if that was an impromptu thing, uh, I've worked on scheduling and, um,
02:02:18
Speaker
you know it I would have an identity crisis if I did that in your case. Don't ever shave your mustache, Johnny Blanchard. Oh, no. Same with this thing. I get rid of this, I'm going to have a fucking identity crisis.
02:02:30
Speaker
I have a question. know We all would. We all would have an identity crisis. That's like Jedi with a tan. is Did somebody refer it to a whorehouse, like a Chinese restaurant?
02:02:43
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Holy shit.
02:02:47
Speaker
what happened i'm sorry i'm sorry thought somebody said i was referring to like a whorehouse i got startled what happened damn my dog no dog said it's like jedi getting in fans oh good god all of jedi all of brother
02:03:09
Speaker
It was funny. think I'm the only one that caught it. You need to you need and you a fucking button it up, Brittany. Dial it in. I can't really fuck with him too much, I can't fuck with him too much because we're almost the same color. I'm sorry I heard something that made me laugh.
02:03:27
Speaker
She's so feisty tonight. And Glick's got the fucking Bret Hart glasses. That's that's that's that's your new job. You have to be here every Saturday night because you're on Brittany duty.
02:03:41
Speaker
You have to keep her in line. but Oh, what the fuck ever. It's true, Brittany. You're out of Something like that. as long as i'm I'm going to bring you back to default settings, Brittany.
02:03:55
Speaker
um Just like your face. and bro you're the Here's the default one. are you over here to me or to you yeah you're right you're at right there you're it's rude to point but you were right the first time i don't give a i just don't give a i just i just want to say people taking and um
02:04:23
Speaker
okay oh we got a full full football i just i just want to say Is a whorehouse like a Chinese restaurant because they both sell pussy? Yeah. yeah
02:04:37
Speaker
Thank you. Thank you. And well, because some places in Vietnam. hey Hey, Bradley, we just renewed your lease on the bottom left corner. um okay One of my best friends is from Vietnam. What is his name, Charlie?
02:04:56
Speaker
What the fuck is that? I don't know what I did. and What is his name, Charlie? That is throwing me out so hard. What is on transverse? Her American name is Mona. Oh, I like them. Those are cool.
02:05:17
Speaker
i like all ah cool
02:05:21
Speaker
is that is that like Is that the new thing we're just doing like weird shit tonight? yeah I saw my name. What do you mean tonight? This is the first time weird shit's happened on your playlist. Look at that hat. I love it. um i couldn you Don't trick me like that.
02:05:38
Speaker
yeah Okay, Glick is super fancy now. Look at this shit. I feel... It's It's the macho man Randy Cleavage, man.
02:05:53
Speaker
general yeah way
02:05:56
Speaker
You gotta take that pretty little crock. Holy shit. This is so fucking weird. right i I want to get me a Miller Lite hat, but this is my old Budweiser hat.
02:06:11
Speaker
I'm trying to think of something else to do. I've got a St. Patrick's Day cowboy hat, too. I got one of the red Bud hats somewhere. I can't look at Glick and not think Alabama like that. Straight up.
02:06:23
Speaker
For real. All summer long. love it. It gets better. It gets better.
02:06:29
Speaker
ran i love it fucking baboot and the fire pos better it gets's better Oh my I love that! Oh, does it have those squeezy things? That is legit, Trantzla. Holy shit. I love it.
02:06:46
Speaker
Fucking love it. I used to have a ah kangaroo one. I think it was a kangaroo anyway. You squeeze a little things, they're fucking awful. Wait, what happens when you squeeze it? What happens when you squeeze it, Brittany? She's a furry.
02:07:01
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yeah
02:07:04
Speaker
That's a secret. and That's who's coming over to me. He walks up and like just like it's just a squirrel trying to get a nut. None of us are surprised that you have that.
02:07:17
Speaker
None of us. I know how to feel about that. Yeah. gaotic Yeah. That makes total sense. 100%. Did you say turtle sense?
02:07:29
Speaker
Turtle sex. Turtle sex. Turtle sex. I mean, that's technically not a furry. hey No. No, it's not. Hey, there we go. there let's go Let's go. Everybody has to have sunglasses on.
02:07:47
Speaker
Oh, look it. Shadding. and as jacket o Oh, shit. Bradley, why did you not start with that hat on? You would have been getting... Goddamn Jedi, did you just notice that? Jedi.
02:08:09
Speaker
back together He's taking his job very seriously. I put him on Brittany duty tonight and he's taking his job very seriously. He doesn't have time to deal with Bradley's bullshit. All right? He's got enough on his plate. I'll answer his question, though. I didn't start with his head because I didn't want to flash you.
02:08:28
Speaker
You're so stupid. love it. How much did you drink, Jedi? Really, seriously, how did you drink? That was funny. I hate you, I'm sorry. I mean a little bit. Bradley, I hate you so much. Don't ever stop. What?
02:08:43
Speaker
You're stupid. All right, Guys, they're so dumb. Guys We're to take off are so dumb. I a apologize.
02:08:54
Speaker
Simple. You're supposed to say, I'm sorry, and I can say, yes, I know you are now. Apologize. You said it wrong, bro. I know you are, but what am I want to spray some more weed. I'm not going to lie.
02:09:09
Speaker
That's what I went and did. but wait I went and let my dog out, but i also went and did that too. You want to do all all the hard drugs. I want to do all the hard drugs because of you people.
02:09:25
Speaker
I don't want to do any. What do you mean, you people? I just want soft drugs. I just want soft. I i see john likell like i don't know if I need to learn to start speaking fucking German or sign up for boot camp. what' this so i like dr I like Bradley's mom.
02:09:44
Speaker
yeah ah Fat, sweaty, and... God damn. I like drugs. Fat, sweaty, unemployed pimples her titties. Oh my god. no That's not true. She has a job. What just happened?
02:10:02
Speaker
That's the only thing that yeah but need to be corrected. My brain fucking hurts. Oh, shit. That was fucked. I'm sorry. Bradley, I'm sorry. I'm sure your mom's a lovely lady. She did give birth to you. She's had to put up with you for the last 40 years. No, she's not. She killed the family in drunk driving accident.
02:10:21
Speaker
i tell way yeah actually hurt so um I don't blame her for being a raging alcoholic. Does she have any children? still trying to pick Wait, and now you say it, you do look like you had a little bit of alcohol syndrome.
02:10:37
Speaker
I'm the only survivor of my other siblings when she backed the van into oh that's how you became an only child again didn't want to swim back down and get those little shits do you have a spider suit uh well yes that would be epic oh spider suit and do but chloe get up my way baby girl fightider suit um name terantulo so Would it be the ones arms attached to, like I said, that come out from the side? It says, it says traditional art. So figured she was like a keeper of traditional. Yeah. Thank you, please.
02:11:21
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I thought you just thought it was a cool name. No, theyin't look how many do you have? I had over 100 trust and believe either two fighters. I was going to get 45 as a joke.
02:11:34
Speaker
Other snakes, scorpions, you name it, centipedes, all this shit. Oh my God. You need to come up and be a guest on Wally's Thursday night show. don't have anything anymore. I had to sell it when happened. But you used to. But you're used to and you guys could talk about it.
02:11:51
Speaker
Wait a minute. You still have knowledge on that. You had a centipede? you You really had a senate peed? What about a dollar peed?
02:12:04
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I want man i be young down down like we did it like this? majority i didn't even gi that time you didn't even get a giggle out of not even single fucking giggle what if i dinner i I wouldn't even try with tarantula. Good call on the not fucking cool. not Good call on the not fucking cool. You know what, you know bottom left, you got to raise your hand if you want to talk from now on.
02:12:33
Speaker
What about a dollar? wage Jed, Jed is literally about about one dumb comment away from going, this is my god damn network and you're gonna shut the phone i'm waiting for blaze to ban me no right no no no he's like this is my network no that's not no that ain't kicking in mode that was that one night because that one individual whoever that one individual
02:13:07
Speaker
You just got to start putting them in the private chat and we can pre-approve them. yeah like It's like getting a fucking home loan. We're going to pre-approve these motherfuckers. Now that I look at that, don't know if canceled as spelled right.
02:13:22
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Two L's.
02:13:24
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It's not. It's not. up there because we know him so The canceled sign has been canceled for being missed out. Who wrote that? Was that Jeff?
02:13:35
Speaker
Yeah, it was probably Brittany. I don't have a fucking price. I just fucking noticed that. That is spelled wrong. and it's Oh my gosh. Blaze's day is fucking ruined now. Everybody cheer up. Except for you, Brad. It is not ruined. It is not ruined. How did I never catch that?
02:14:03
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He was so proud of himself and he put it up there and i'm like, you spelled it wrong, you fucking moron. And he's like, oh I'll fix it. And I'm like, nope, it stays. That's the funniest shit ever, too.
02:14:15
Speaker
and so sort of a little little so just be able to move it down onto one panel I just want to put it across Bradley's panel.
02:14:27
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yeah offerring you rock with fa and you've been his
02:14:35
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Thank you. Oh, you're going to laugh that time. but That was cool. That was a close one. That was a close one. Any joke that makes fun of the rock, I'm probably going to laugh. I smell.
02:14:48
Speaker
I'm not a big rock fan. the the fact that now but Bradley, Bradley, Bradley, don't overdo You didn't even raise your hand, bro. I was going to a graphite.
02:15:01
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ah He said he's not a rock fan, and I was about to say, what about graphite? But you stopped me. I don't hear anything other than somebody's hand out. You still did it. See, you were stopped. You still did it. yeah still Bradley, are you not reading the private chat, man?
02:15:18
Speaker
ah He gets off on, like, making himself look like an asshole. What? No. That's what said. on Tism. I'm on the spectrum. Why do you think I'm wearing this hat?
02:15:33
Speaker
i'm on the spectrum don't leave him in with me dear but like but un track um all the untraable is on some chi shit um yeah um It's Brittany's fucking snorting. I think somebody should give her CPR.
02:15:58
Speaker
I'll be right there. I'll be right there. What's going on, Mandy? Johnny, that was good.
02:16:05
Speaker
i think somebody should give her a cpr ill be right there right i'll be right there yeah what's on mandy but you might have just over here johnny sounds good Brittany, don't want to give you CPR, but can I use those? I can just shock you.
02:16:25
Speaker
You say you want to give her the shock? You don't need paddles for that, man. The shocker is out. The shocker is late.
02:16:36
Speaker
ah one but i don't need paddles for that man being empty yeah hello it's it's the the shocker is the shockers out the shoulderers lane It's all about the minivan these days, boys.
02:16:50
Speaker
No, fuck off with all that bullshit. Brittany, what's the basic drug? What's the minivan? I What the fuck? I didn't hear the minivan.
02:17:01
Speaker
Minivan, two in the front, five in the back. Oh! yeah I was going to go hard. please Work is way worse than y'all.
02:17:12
Speaker
Like the people I work with say lot worse shit. That's because we're online and we don't actually get cancelled from YouTube. Right, exactly. yeah, so so yeah I can handle y'all's bitch ass mess. Plus, Brittany also knows when somebody crosses the line, I'll be the first one to say something.
02:17:33
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Cheers. We learned that last week, didn't we, Bradley? Bradley braley raised his hand. Oh, man. He raised his hand. He raised his hand. Everybody give him a round of applause. Bradley can learn.
02:17:48
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I raised my hand. He's capable of of learning, It's impressive, Brad. I'm so proud of you. Yeah, you're well. Thank you. Okay, so Bradley, go ahead.
02:18:01
Speaker
Someone's learning. Untrackable. What are you doing to Brittany? Get out. What are you trying to He's waiting to see if she feels it. Untrackable. Tickle, tickle.
02:18:20
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almost sp my time it was mo dog my bad Hit her with the minivan. She'll move then. I'll try trying to fucking die.
02:18:32
Speaker
Ew, get out of here. Get out of here. Get out of here. Get out of here. I found a little comment.
02:18:46
Speaker
bi media i know i found one comment Tarantula, whatever he does to Brittany, you got to do to him. You're under him, so you got to fucking repay the favor. We got a tarantula sandwich. Except he'll I mean, an untrackable sandwich. hu Okay.
02:19:09
Speaker
Fuck We'll push aside a comment we don't like that we throw out of our sandwich so we can get together. Okay. Word. oh So we can get together.
02:19:23
Speaker
You didn't raise your hand. It's too fucking late now, isn't it, Bradley? God damn you know yeah whos funny What up, Puspa?
02:19:39
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Tin roof! Sorry, didn't raise my hand. Rusted! a Just because you raise your hand doesn't mean that you can speak to it. have to be called on.
02:19:50
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You have to be granted permission, man. I never grasped where it is. but That's why you shouldn't homeschool your children. They don't understand the concept of raising the hand. They do. Trust me.
02:20:03
Speaker
Untrackable is raising his hand. and that man Untrackable, would you like to say something? I don't want to know where that hand's been. oh You know where it's been.
02:20:14
Speaker
You. In my hand. Jada, you your panel. No.
02:20:24
Speaker
Jedi, I also give you permission to give Bradley the old what for, if you know what I mean. ah least Mind your P's and Q's, Bradley. Shit just got real, okay? I'm charging that. Oh, we're switching this shit up.
02:20:43
Speaker
Oh, shit, isn't it? hey e Things are really pretty right now. I liked where I was before. until but i like tell voting for I like where I'm at. I like where I'm at.
02:20:58
Speaker
But if you notice, I kept Radley in the corner, left-hand corner. Thank you. I appreciate that, Blaze. Did you just call me Radley? Hey, hey, hey. That tickles.
02:21:11
Speaker
ah like I it. You can pay extra for that. That makes me tingle in all the right spots, MoDog. I like your big fingers, man. Oh, I made an untrackable Glick Modoc sandwich. i feel like I feel like this is all fitting.
02:21:31
Speaker
The way everything's set up. It's like the major stoners are in the middle. Wait, why do we have him down there on our side? I want to dance. She doesn't want... Oh, actually, you know what? Shut the fuck up, Glick.
02:21:46
Speaker
doing You guys have put way too much thought into this. No, I want be back at the top middle. um want to be back at the top middle.
02:21:58
Speaker
want to be by Brittany. I want to be by Brittany. want to be by Brittany. I was over here enjoying myself. How are you doing that? How are you doing that?
02:22:11
Speaker
but but but yeah we louder kind of don't
02:22:17
Speaker
What do you mean by it? Why are you petting Modog untrackable? Is that consensual petting? I'd like to know. I'd like to know what Untrackable on tonight. Yeah, no shit. i'd like to learn what joe untrackable is on tonight use yeah no anyway ah move doing yes little boy yeah i don't i got you i don't think I've said anything out language. I'm just i'm just using sign language. I'm taking advantage of the visuals. If y'all distract me, I'm open.
02:22:55
Speaker
Turn my camera off. Y'all can run your... You're coming through loud and visual. He's over there screenshots when he's doing all that, too. How the hell did I get in charge of the special needs class over here on the left-hand side of the panel?
02:23:14
Speaker
I got my wedding! how are today, sir? He swapped it around. He swapped around again. Fuck yeah, man. I thought it Boggs, and Blaz.
02:23:26
Speaker
made seven me john ball please Right? i was I was doing random shit. was randomized. Y'all were assigning shit to it.
02:23:38
Speaker
Excuse me, teacher. She didn't want to be... were weird. She didn't want to be bottom left. I'm going to send everybody to the corner.
02:23:49
Speaker
bottom of let me um miss see everybody' i'm musting everybody in the corner and equipment Yeah, party at Brad's house.
02:24:04
Speaker
ah but that seven number to one come on
02:24:11
Speaker
irony on i'm fine too i'm good oh mandy so just hard what be I was about to until that i'm party were glad I'd party with Bradley. with Bradley. Bradley seems like he'd be like, he seems like he'd at least he'd have all the drugs. like However, however, we would have a rule if party with bra exactly that i' said um ah double over theres fifteen cuulus Bradley. Bradley. and like Bradley, you got drugs? Yeah. Okay. I'm over there,
02:24:46
Speaker
Someone tells me Bradley lives in Austin, Texas. Do you live in Austin, man? ah No. Are you sure? I like how you had to think about that started say you had to think about that a long time.
02:24:57
Speaker
No, because I live in... I live in a place. I live in Mauston breakfast. So that's right. sounds the same. Oh, my God. You didn't raise your hand, man.
02:25:11
Speaker
I would have just punched you in the stomach. Lost in breakfast. Lost breakfast. no you know The load starts straight. I got you. I know what you're talking about. Could you translate them, Blaze? Because none of us do.
02:25:31
Speaker
You guys don't get Boston breakfast? We obviously get it. It's just stupid. It is, but it's so funny. It's clever. can always count on Brandy to keep it real.
02:25:46
Speaker
Maybe easily entertained tonight. Okay? maybe i'm easily entertained tonight okay Maybe I'm just easily entertained Yeah. person in here is Am I not allowed just like be dumb sometimes you you fuck the like you yes Just let the let the man live his best life. writinging shut All I ever um i you want to do is be dumb. It's so much more fun.
02:26:14
Speaker
It surprises me that you find it funny because you are so intellectual and he's so... This is why I find trailer park boys funny. Yeah. that's just i yeah like i like blaze Like Blaze just said, sometimes he just wants to be dumb.
02:26:29
Speaker
and he wants to He wants to see how the other side lives. Sometimes I just want to be a really goose. Just like Glick says, sometimes I need to see how the other side lives. Yeah.
02:26:42
Speaker
I got you, Blaze. got you, Blaze. But, like, hearing you laugh at his dumb jokes makes me laugh, so it's worth it. Hearing you say dumb jokes makes me cry.
02:26:54
Speaker
and um card You know what Bradley? You not raising your fucking hand makes me cry okay? Let's have some tarts. Do not give Glick all the credit on this one. Oh my. That gets to that that gets a that one gets like save that's a i''nna get started that's a save hu You should make that into sign. That's like a hashtag right there. Where's the fucking...
02:27:24
Speaker
where's we're fucking yeah where's where's the and Okay, Bradley. You need to make it into Hashtag. hashtag where's Where's the hashtag thing on that one?
02:27:35
Speaker
Bradley, if there's one thing to accomplish, you're trying to save my mother. attention Bradley's trying to hang on for eight seconds. next next yeahs Next Saturday night, that's the that's the thumbnail. Glick's house of tards.
02:27:48
Speaker
oh Sign me up immediately. Front of the line. It shouldn't be plural. It should just be tard. Me. but No, we're all retarded.
02:28:00
Speaker
Okay, cool. You're just extra. You're just extra special. thanks Extra, extra, extra. As my great-grandma used to say about the special needs kids, they were kissed by an angel before they were born.
02:28:17
Speaker
There's nothing wrong with them. who folks too You know what, Bradley? It's really annoying that you're so good at licking windows but so bad at raising your hand. Okay? The snozzberries taste like snozzberries.
02:28:30
Speaker
yeah And where the fuck's your helmet at, man? My helmet is blinking. I haven't picked it up at the dry cleaners.
02:28:42
Speaker
who Somebody in the neighborhood setting off fireworks.
02:28:47
Speaker
It sets on to you. Tis the season. yeah i did I did get get a package. I could maybe throw a snap. I don't... you know the moment the moment you say package i don't i yeah The moment you say package, I don't want you to finish that sentence.
02:29:05
Speaker
15-ounce package of Jimmeteen sausages. That wasn't enough to feed my family of four. I got a plump wife and I need more Jim and Dean sausages.
02:29:18
Speaker
Sorry about this. I apologize. I've gone somewhere else. Somebody stop him. Somebody please stop him. brittanney could control your bread and then and and and no I feel like this is Blaze's job now.
02:29:32
Speaker
i but another so like yeah It is Blaze's network, so I think he does. This is Blaze's job now, man. bes oh man Blaze hit him with the inferno.
02:29:50
Speaker
I'm on a whole other screen right now.
02:29:54
Speaker
Bet you could find the previous one, though. Me too. Everything's fun and I like it.
02:30:02
Speaker
There's a lot of color on the screen right now. Come on, I'm old, though. Caterpillar rave. Do it. Britt. some feet working.
02:30:14
Speaker
Holy shit. Good to drop.
02:30:22
Speaker
so leave quiet and the drop
02:30:27
Speaker
Lazy's not even here to see it. No, I wasn't. I wasn't. I wasn't i was off screen. No, I said Lazy. Lazy. Jedi. He's the one that likes this whole shit. He's like, don't stop.
02:30:42
Speaker
um but Oh, I like that. Actually, put Bradley up on the big screen for a second. Oh, no. What is that? know.
02:30:54
Speaker
I would never ask that. It's a fucking coaster. It was cooler when I was drinking. Isn't that fucked up? What am I drinking right now? What am I drinking? I don't know.
02:31:07
Speaker
Epilepsy warning. Epilepsy warning. I was going to say, man. i little so and i' looking i will have Love tomorrow. yeah turn it down but action i'm victor de proveng bro It took me a moment to figure out how to fucking do that. I got these beers that kicked my ass. He does look ridiculous because he is ridiculous. Cash just walked in and he's like, who the hell that? And I was like, that's Bradley. He said, he looks ridiculous. Exactly, yes. 100% down. I do a bad thing.
02:31:46
Speaker
i do for that And for those of you guys who don't know who Cash is, Cash is my youngest. That's my boy. when we do a show every other Saturday afternoon. yep yeah oh about It it is kind of funny.
02:32:02
Speaker
it It is kind of funny that we have somebody flexing the rank of sergeant, and then we have another person that is flexing a military uniform.
02:32:14
Speaker
ah with the camouflage cap, and then we have somebody flexing the colors of the USA. And it's like, these these are three different individuals.
02:32:25
Speaker
However, the it's okay kind of those the same thing. And I love it. i There's a lot of merit there's a lot America going on there.
02:32:35
Speaker
Morica! Say it right, Blaze. Morica. Morica, shit, yeah. Plus, I had i had an Army guy patting my head before, so, you know. This sliver is hitting me a lot harder than I thought it would. We got the Air Force representative, the Army, and the Marines.
02:32:53
Speaker
Oh, shit. a great mo We don't have Navy represented anymore because he was lying about it, though. because a No, no, no, no. We do. We do. He's at the bottom left-hand corner.
02:33:05
Speaker
Not that kind of Navy. i got my ah i was good translate I got my father's cut and sat right next to me from when he hugh was in the service. Mountain Division.
02:33:19
Speaker
Nice. Hell yeah. I got something soup to say. I raised my hand. and i just And I just want to say, how you guys are... You have to wait to be never solid. First and foremost, you're not supposed to speak until spoken to. Second of all, Jedi's not here, so you're just going to have to sit there with arm raised. Hey, hands, person. Bradley, ahead and say what you want to say, bro.
02:33:44
Speaker
it' It's blazing network. There we go. When I go to McDonald's, I call my order the Marines. Yep. because yeah I get a cheeseburger, a hot and spicy, and a filet-o-fish. It's land, sea, and air.
02:34:02
Speaker
yeah Okay. all right i was not Not going to laugh, man. Is that is that the Marines, land, sea, and air? What means land, sea, and air? I've got to change my joke. What is it?
02:34:13
Speaker
no yeah no you got it you got it that was That was not is what i was expecting always i was I was so expecting something. It's not funny.
02:34:24
Speaker
I was, no. I was expecting something so off-base. I was expecting something so not that that I forgot. I just. Nope, that's what it was. That's what it was.
02:34:36
Speaker
That's like the McDonald's secret menu. That's like the McDonald's secret menu. Come on, don't bullshit me. You all want to do that right now, don't you? It is. it that That is an actual thing on the secret menu. I'm just waiting.
02:34:49
Speaker
I'm not even listening to you guys. I'm just waiting until this is over. hey this is not helping my trip at all. You can shut the fuck up.
02:35:00
Speaker
sorry Oh, you took the acid. Oh, my. No. Look at my ceiling. You're killing your buzz, Bradley. Look at my ceiling. yeah I literally wasn't listening to all of that. I had to take my earbuds out. That's what I get at McDonald's.
02:35:15
Speaker
Brittany, he was just talking about your feet. It's all good. They're called the land, sea, and air. Dude, we heard this the first five million times. it's It's still Pride Month. Let me show you my rainbow.
02:35:29
Speaker
Boom. yeah Nice stat. Nice stat. That's a rack i can get behind, man.
02:35:38
Speaker
That's a rainbow.
02:35:41
Speaker
that one done right well They call it the rainbow. ah and and that's once you get old And that's what you get on day one.
02:35:56
Speaker
should you pass the test. know what I'm saying? That's the basic training. We didn't get those on day one. We didn't get shit on day one. Well, day one after graduating basic. No.
02:36:06
Speaker
no and I mean, they do now, but when I was in, you they didn't do that shit. We got one. We like we got a ribbon just for basic training. It does sound kind of fucking stupid. It kind of does. It's like a participation trophy. Yeah, you graduate basic.
02:36:24
Speaker
cool, here's a ribbon. But there's really not anything to earn a ribbon for. I mean, you didn't leave. You didn't get kicked out. Yeah, it's like, okay. like made i want my I wanted my first ribbon to be something cool.
02:36:39
Speaker
Not that. But yeah, no I feel you. I'll give you a ribbon. I'll make fun of you. Oh, it There's a lot of things that go into it when you see somebody. I muted you, on purpose. Why'd you unmute yourself?
02:36:56
Speaker
I told that awesome joke. and was It wasn't, though.
02:37:02
Speaker
but There's a lot that goes into it. you know Every educator force that you can beat. Oh, there's a ribbit. He just kills the fucking blood every time. He'll give you a ribbit. Actually, that's part of what I do at my job is do ribbits.
02:37:22
Speaker
Ribbons, not ribbits. And not ribbits, we're not frogs. I said ribbits. You turd fucks. You turd fucks.
02:37:32
Speaker
Listen here, you fucktard. You're a third fuck. Goddamn, man. Like Mandy said earlier. Like Mandy said earlier.
02:37:44
Speaker
Oh, God. This was real, real. I got you, boo. got you, boo. Oh, my God. You got me. like move somewhere kind
02:38:00
Speaker
I'm going to need a lot more coffee. you, man. Oh, You're the best, man. I appreciate you, brother. Okay, Bradley, what do you got to say? bradley If this is House of Tards, then call me Kevin Spacey.
02:38:20
Speaker
Dude, Jedi, don't fuck that. Oh, my God. She's like, don't encourage it. Don't encourage it. Here we are. like I mean, he broke the golden rule. You never go full retard.
02:38:33
Speaker
He didn't. She's like, don't encourage him. Don't encourage him. She did that. No, it's funny because of what Jen said. I'm not laughing. You never go full retard. I'm just trying to hold her back.
02:38:51
Speaker
i just But when Jedi says some shit, I can't. My gosh. that is look Take control of this shit shit.
02:39:02
Speaker
they This is the Blazin' Network, bro. Take responsibility. No, no, He likes to hear it. That's why he said it. He wants to hear the Blazin' Network. He's like, yeah, I'm daddy. I'm daddy. bla we were we were we were We were an hour into this show and I said, Jesus, take the wheel. He said, nope, fuck this shit, I'm out.
02:39:27
Speaker
So this is what we're like for tonight. Yeah. He got scared of me, that's why. Jesus scared of me. But I only saw two sets of... but just soft matters actually so see some like Jesus my landscaping.
02:39:44
Speaker
Jesus does my landscaping. Untrackable showed his. I'll show you mine. And Jesus said, that is what I like. Full screen it. It's kind of glary.
02:39:56
Speaker
its i mean, we see reflections of ourselves. But it's... Hold on a second. As a shadow box. Tilt it a little bit. Tilt it. There we go. Hell yeah. Now move it to the left. God bless you. Tickle it.
02:40:07
Speaker
Tickle it. Tickle it. the and i bless you have tickle takeck a look takeck a li takeck a little yeah yeah i love the way you tick away cra of the balls while you're at it right don't know the way Sarge tickles my taint.
02:40:30
Speaker
You can't do that when I'm taking a sip of vodka. That was fun. That's a fucking juice to me. a yeah what on the second brittany Brittany, if you got vodka into that juice box, you're a goddamn legend.
02:40:49
Speaker
If you weren't able to pour it in there, you're a fucking legend, Brittany. She knows the secret. All it is all it takes is ah funnel is some impatient yeah funnel a a funnel. Yeah, but she's tripping balls on asses, so that didn't happen. That funnel would have to be? Nope.
02:41:03
Speaker
Okay, nope.
02:41:06
Speaker
ye yeah like the science for model like they're like They make funnels for perfume bottles. There's funnels that small. Nobody thought it this far into detail, Blaze. I know what he's talking about. You guys start talking about funnels and shit. Angela's going to get all excited.
02:41:27
Speaker
o I'm not trying to think about details right now. I had a couple of fun web sweaters. And other stuff. No, my retarded cat. thought it was half of it. And your dead friends will love us too. And if they don't love it, kill them and then they will.
02:41:40
Speaker
and other stuff no my retir the fuck you this is great oh i those have not ten grannies approved angel your dead friendss will love us too and and and it hey and if they don't love it kill them and then they will If you show up in the digital Sharpie, this is mine.
02:42:01
Speaker
like Yeah, Whoa, Blaise. What are you up to there, Blaise? That was a digital Sharpie. That was. That's my beautiful artwork right there. Thank you. least You want to buy it?
02:42:13
Speaker
$500? Blaise, let her use your booping funnel. Or, or three, three shot real quick. Three shot real quick. That's pretty rude. No, I. where oh It looks like you're going to lose my artwork online.
02:42:29
Speaker
Damn it. But I'm flattered that you think I'm worth $900 in that. So, hell yeah. oh Holy shit. It was really the black dick that was worth it. have to pay back the debt. What? Nothing. Holy shit.
02:42:43
Speaker
ah the so nothing <unk>ll keep them like ah and <unk> yeah
02:42:55
Speaker
Lazy letter. don't share that. It's all for me. Lazy's got a boozing funnel. That's fucking hilarious. Hey, you were in there. It's fun. Funnel. Fun.
02:43:10
Speaker
blazing kind of theing final that's my allll walk hey ah says we're in there it your fun funnel fun yeah one Johnny Bonks and I, we were talking after the stream the other night.
02:43:25
Speaker
I realized his word is shit. a Oh That's so accurate for Johnny too.
02:43:40
Speaker
and i ignore balmaor please we're goingnna girl yeah What is that? I don't know what the bottom left hand corner is. It's a glory. Bottom left, keep it up. You gotta earn this. You gotta earn this. Jedi, you're in charge.
02:43:53
Speaker
I'm not calling on you until you've earned it. Tonight, Jedi's daddy, and he's taken over, so he's got everything in neutral control. Wait, what'd you say, Dracula? I'm tweaking out.
02:44:04
Speaker
i want to hear tonight I'm telling me she said, girl, go get your dad under control and send me this. I found out that I can like turn his volume all the way down. but actually I want to hear Trangela. want to hear Trangela.
02:44:19
Speaker
I said tonight Jedi is daddy. He's taking a panel, which keeps that one in control. i it's It's the blazing network. I'm just, I've been gifted the authority to talk has to Angel, Angel, it seems like, over was like, and no, no, no, you're the moderator tonight, darling.
02:44:43
Speaker
who It was me last weekend, but now it's you. i found out that i could figure I found out that I could share Bradley's mic all the way down without actually meeting him.
02:44:56
Speaker
Is that Chase? you can' play hero
02:45:00
Speaker
can't hear him. He looks one of those old school bad conch-boos spaghetti westerns right now. Right, right. Six second delay and shit. Oh, yes. That's a good call, Transylat. Brittany's doing the thing I like.
02:45:21
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Well, Untrackable's doing some weird shit, so I was like... You gotta outdo him. Untrackable's over there practicing his Tai Chi shit. You gotta go with the beat, Brittany. Brittany's like, I'm a clown beat, bitch.
02:45:35
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He's so good at that. I am my own. I'm about to take this other half of a sliver. Oh, shit. Oh, no. You have to. No, Brittany. No. No, no, no.
02:45:50
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yeah No, then she'll call Then she'll call the in. I ain't no bitch. No, boy.
02:46:02
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You got somebody over here. No, it's literally not. It's nothing, honestly. I would see. I'm good. I know what doing. Holy shit. Either someone's getting their blood pressure taken or... I don't know.
02:46:14
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That's a good
02:46:21
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holy yeah speed speed
02:46:26
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either someone's getting their blood pressure taken or i don't know i ah that's a good thats good john You just have to hear that plenty of times. Bradley, that's how a funny joke sounds.
02:46:42
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It sounds like someone's getting their butt pressure taken. Their butt pressure? What the fuck is If that wasn't the most perfect sentence, she could have said
02:47:00
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hang out on the i just I just need to practice a good joke. Let me practice this. like You can practice on mute. You can practice on mute. mute Yes, thank you, Jedi.
02:47:13
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Holy fuck. Dude, Bradley, what you should do is go in the other room and practice all your jokes on your mom. oh
02:47:24
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You are such a bitch. No, I'm not in the other room. Sorry. You know, it's not too late for her to abort him. So he's that's. She's already Googled. If you look at her Google search history, it says is 40 years too late to abort.
02:47:42
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Not in some people saying. i don't know. Under the new ruling, it depends on what state you're in. yeah Hey, Bradley, what state are you in? Texas. I'm in the state of euphoria.
02:47:56
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um Me too, dude. Brittany yeah just you you do what you guys do realize every you guys do realize every time you laugh or chuckle at his jokes or encourage him to speak... and He keeps doing it.
02:48:14
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yeah it's just just like It's like a child. No offense, Bradley. We do like you, but you're little extreme. We like you when we don't talk. We like you. That was mean.
02:48:25
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That was kind of mean. I'm just saying. Stop laughing. After last weekend, you pissed me the fuck off. great i would just say y' mean how um love you stop laughing you know after last go but but after last weekend you like pissed me the fuck ra What'd you do, Bradley? What'd you do last weekend? Don't piss off Brittany. He did go a little bit too far with making fun of Brittany, and I had come in and I had to play daddy and put him in his place. You didn't have to play shit. I took care of that shit myself. Shut the fuck up. Oh, shit. Shut the fuck up. I forget that shit myself. Brittany didn't do anything. Go back and look at it. Go back and look at it. Brittany didn't do shit. She couldn't put a sentence together. Brittany is tired the fuck up. I love it. Now they all want to fuck you. I'm sorry. Brittany was texting him saying, help me, daddy. Help me.
02:49:36
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that I will fuck you up. I will fuck you up. Drop the cowboy hat on and take care of business.
02:49:49
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Ask Brittany the response she gets from me every time she messages. Every time Brittany messages me, I respond back with, who the fuck gave you permission to talk to me? Who this?
02:50:00
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Who this?
02:50:03
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is like who this who this It's only been like twice because I don't like to talk to you, Well, I'm glad because I've never given you permission to talk to him, bitch. And I said, Wait, you really said that?
02:50:24
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yeah the a yeah
02:50:33
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I'm going to drop down, man. Appreciate you having up, man. Love you. Have a good night. Have a good one, my dog. See you, guys. Mo, mo, mo, mo, mo. See you, guys. Have a good weekend. Hey, Bradley, fuck off, dude. like my no no but later home oh who who so
02:50:51
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oh life hey guys have a good weekend hell of show as hey bradley fuck off du Wow. Crazy.
02:51:04
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wow great um i need you guys I need you guys to really understand that your cameras are reversed when we're live. um So, Brittany, that was fantastic what you just did.
02:51:16
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but it all But if you're looking at it, if you're watching it, it says, oh, all you're throwing up oh, and you're saying mo, and people are just really fucking totally confused. it's they're smart, they will understand. It's ohm god.
02:51:29
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Ohm god. there's finger poking at you wasn't looking at fingers there you go oh um there's a finger poking at you all those translates and night where yeah and just because by a shorter know i wasn't looking at fingers there you go oh yeah like oh you're a decon ah
02:52:00
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Blaise, you're getting that Diddy treatment right now. Who the hell Feinstein? I bring the baby oil, baby. every day a whole pallet in my backyard. Dude, some charges got dropped off his shit.
02:52:14
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Oh, dude, he he's getting off scot-free, I promise. ah Not all, not all, not all. Can we talk about something else, please? um trip What do you want to talk about, Brittany?
02:52:27
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What do you want to talk about? She's like, we're up tripping. Untrackable. I did not give you permission to do that. don't like me, bro. yeah That's my personal space that he's been in. It don't matter.
02:52:43
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Chin diddler. He's a chidler. Did you say schindler? It's diddler's list. I can't with these goddamn kids tonight.
02:52:57
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Yeah, they're going to be fine. Wait, his kids or us? We need you to... We need you to distinction. That's a great question, Blaze. The answer to your question, Blaze, is yes.
02:53:10
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tweeties of distinction that's a great question bla if is is Yes. all of across the board all the emotional ah well like My oldest one comes back. My oldest one comes in here and yells at me for her friends Snapchatting me. And I'm like, they're Snapchatting me. It would be a rude for me not to respond. and then And then my youngest one just comes in here she sits down on my bed and start, or my middle daughter, she comes in here and just starts staring at me while she's sitting on my bed playing with my knife.
02:53:45
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have this knife. It's kind of like a switchblade, but she's got a little lever on it. and She's just sitting on the bed staring at me doing this. Oh, yeah. You better sleep with one eye open tonight. That's you, bro. Well, then I learned that she's apparently talking. And then apparently I learned she's talking ready to go to the foster care system, okay? Somebody's laying on their allowance payments, man. Well, then I learned that she's apparently talking to some boy. and and And what the kids say when you're talking to somebody that you're attracted to, you call them feinshite.
02:54:16
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I don't even want to know anymore. I didn't know you i didn't even know you were Amish. This is going to such a young generation. I don't give a shit right now. yeah There's so many Amish people around where I live. It's crazy.
02:54:29
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yeah That's a good point. that's right you're yeah that's right You guys are an Amish country. yeah i mean that day i drove That day I drove to see Britt. I had to like slow down because there was a couple of buggies. A horse and buggy? bugy Yes. No fucking way. Yes. yeah there' There's one farm like right next to yeah Yep. yeah all I'm sitting there zipping through the fucking road.
02:54:59
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They pull up to the gas station and their horse and buggy fucking to the guess well they pulled into a gas They stick the nozzle right in the horse's ass?
02:55:13
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No, they're just there for the beef jerky. is feel know Just No, it's just like... It's neat to see... is to be Pony Boy. The Outsiders. That's what's up.
02:55:26
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Oh, man. and The fact that you know that movie is pretty fucking cool. That's an old movie. I know it from the book. That's a great movie. Is that still that so on the reading list in school, Sid?
02:55:40
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Yeah. yeah I don't know. Which movie? My middle daughter, Buggy. She's obsessed with that book and that movie. I love The Outsiders. are I had friend group. We all had like our like nicknames, like Soda Pop, Dallas, all them. Wow. yeah i didn't See, I didn't hang out with people like y'all in high school. but and The people i hung out with beat my ass. This was middle school for me.
02:56:06
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This was middle school. Last year during the school year, she came down. She's watched The Outsiders. God knows how many times. i mean and she came down And she came down the stairs and she's like, I just want you guys to know I'm crazy for Swayze.
02:56:25
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Crazy. I was a Johnny boy needs childish Has she seen Dirty Dancing yet then?
02:56:36
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she's and she's She's got a crush on everybody in that movie. She loves everybody in that movie.
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02:56:40
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It broke her heart. Spoiler alert for anybody who's watching Criminal Minds or if you've never seen Criminal Minds. by ah oh Thomas. Thomas. gift for a minute Thomas C. Howe, I think, i was played one of the characters. boy boy and And the Outsiders. and criminal love he was a suit yeah he He was a serial killer in Criminal Minds.
02:57:00
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And he was great. And he killed the main characters. that Speaking of my daughter. and And she was heartbroken. And then he was a monster in Criminal Minds. And it broke her heart. What you doing, Brittany?
02:57:15
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What? huh to so Okay, Bradley go for it.
02:57:30
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but only so that's all i then leaves upside i don't okay like my um bradley since you're doneler so bradleley iss really hard to hear you in your volumes at seven no yeah bradley schshmit yeah you got turned up to eleven bro so we can hear him he's been patient but Okay, let me turn his mic back up. Hold on, give me one second. All right. but Go ahead, dude. You're all set. Go.
02:57:56
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Nature's first green is gold, her hardest hue to hold. Her early leaves a flower, but only so an hour. Then leaf subsides to leaf, so Eden sank to grief.
02:58:10
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So dawn goes down today. the gold can stay. There, Mary's just have You did this, Angel. That's not right. That's not right. Who did it? Who just dropped? Who just dropped?
02:58:29
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What's his name? Who is Roadhog? did done yeah Who is Roadhog? Does everybody know who Roadhog is? ah road Nobody knows who Roadhog is, but we have Open Door Challenge, so he hit the link.
02:58:40
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What's up, Roadhog? He's over there smoking weed, so he can't be that bad. Blaze is in the wrong spot. What? Oh, yeah. and Sorry. No, you got to... There we go. That's better. Thank you.
02:58:53
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I was going to have a panic attack. ha ha Hello, Road Dog. How you doing? ginger He's muted. He's muted. He's muted. Oh, he's muted. Oh, yeah. Good. stimulum better so
02:59:09
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I'm muted up because I took the hit and i normally cough afterwards and... Makes sense. Appreciate that. I'm right there with you. I'm right there with you. You gotta cough to get off. It's kind of hot.
02:59:22
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What? It's kind of hot, LazySays. gotta cough to go. I'll bring you up, Road Dogg. but' kind of like lazy says yeah
02:59:32
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na yeah i i call story yeah that gray uprow dog
02:59:44
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Roadhog Roadhog Roadhog I'm sorry My bad My eyes are fucked He's a little high Untrackable Love you dog i'm sorry yeah if you' a dog ah i bad my bad my eyes are fucked middle high but track this so little man ah that's too drop the way station yeah un track love you don like this is this is this is what This is what happened you let me on your fucking network, dude. We took over shenanigans.
03:00:22
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I've got to start this, man. What kind of shenanigans do you want to get in into tonight? A bunch of drug addicts on my network.
03:00:35
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yeah I feel like Untrackable and Roadhog would be best friends.
03:00:41
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I actually have met and talked to Untrackable quite a few times. Oh, see? Even Untrackable says Road Dogg.
03:00:52
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Even Untrackable says Road Dogg. I wasn't wrong. Fuck all y'all. road I don't know anything about a Road Dogg, but I like to hit it Raw Dogg. With a lot lizard? Love it, Daddy.
03:01:07
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Oh, shit. I heard you. You tell a joke, Bradley. That's how you tell a joke. You hit it. Yeah, here we are. Did you hear the laughter afterwards? That's what it's supposed to be like. know You've never been with a woman, Bradley, but you hit it and you quit it.
03:01:29
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ah Tell a joke. You hit it and you quit it. I do that with weed. i don't think you quit it, though. No, I hit it, but I never quit it. I hit it, but I never quit it. You gotta keep buying So here we are, bro.
03:01:44
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know so what the folks that makes their sense Hey, guys. smoking it. still hitting it. I hope you know. I just like to tell silly jokes, and hopefully there's somebody out there laughing. I have a very hard...
03:01:57
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job. so thank you but I don't like you at all. like um well your life is i just people feel mad i't like you That Trench is honest as fuck.
03:02:14
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Yeah, that's why I fucking appreciate her so fucking much. I admire honesty. Straight up honesty. It looks like you're victim of what it's you.
03:02:26
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I'm honest as fuck, too. Which why I appreciate it. Fuck out Angel. but Johnny Bongs is back. Johnny Bongs left us. That's who left us, Blaze. Johnny Bongs. Johnny. um da a john buting mom please Now my life is complete. that my mind john Johnny... Johnny Bumptons is back and now my life is complete.
03:02:49
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Is that a robot? I'm a robot. I think it's Confederate. Oh, I forgot I had that. Do you look what? You look fierce.
03:03:00
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Work it, girl.
03:03:03
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deal look what fire look fierce working girl Do I look fire? Do I look fire?
03:03:14
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yet
03:03:16
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I look fire or fail.
03:03:20
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ah Well, yes yeah yeah. I bought the hat and the glasses at the same time. we is good It was for St. Patty's. How many what fucking cowboy hats you got? Jesus Christ. You're killing it. Currently...
03:03:35
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well ah ah currently I've got four or five. but Him and in my white one.
03:03:46
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Blaze, you've been in my room. You haven't seen my cowboy hats before? Well, that sounded really cool. I don't think it's true. I mean... Did I walk in stock and learn the entire thing? No. glad you was internet writing ri i think
03:04:04
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I was like, hey, man, where's your fucking pisser? Hey, bro, where's your pisser? Walked by the to walk into my room. and bla was that time That was that one the first time. was first The first time you were here. yeah first time you were here Blaise Glick, how was your trip to broke Brokeback Mountain, guys? oh char You know what?
03:04:31
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it It wasn't that hard on the back at all. wasn't that hard on the back at all. Sorry. Angel. That's good. Holy shit. Is that a tiny surfboard? i got you angel ah they oh that's good that's good holy shit you make a little of burn is that a tiny surfboard i can you and That's pretty fucking dope as shit. That's badass.
03:04:58
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It's definitely good. Fucking awesome. How much? How much? You sent it to me for my birthday, Brittany. This isn't a yard sale Saturday, okay?
03:05:12
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It could be. Yeah, Brittany Park. It could be. It could yeah yeah britney pa could be. yes. We need yard sales Sunday mornings. So it's in every show. Yeah. So that a decoration. It would hang on the walls.
03:05:26
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what's in every show you you um yeah so that is decorat you would hang on the wall Hell yeah. You can hang it on the wall. You can hang on the ceiling. can hang it on your floor. You can hang it wherever you want, man. You can hang it wherever you want. The possibilities are endless.
03:05:46
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Oh my gosh. can hang off your a I was going to put it in the paper pit with the rest of the woods. Please do, actually. Please do. That would be funny. yeah You said hang it on the floor. Better than a collar. Oh, your heads are fucked You need to hang on the floor. Gravity does the trick.
03:06:06
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Austin needs karate her head. I'm think that is friends with like nothing but with good beards. I'm sorry. I know. That's hilarious. pretty fucking I feel like He's like an old civil war like no If you want to see more of Untrackable, come over to Northwoods Media.
03:06:38
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Robert's been laying low since the Civil War. Hold on. Where can we go to see more Untrackable, would you say? Northwoods Media. Huh?
03:06:51
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I'm sorry. north Northwoods Media? Northwoods. youre sixteen um they may share this with us Maybe he's asleep. but how do you know time First of all, okay, maybe. Mute yourself. And then he wakes up at like 10. And he goes out in his barn. The white hat doesn't work.
03:07:11
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And his horses are over. Nobody cares. Mute your kids. I mute them. Did you say mute your kids? I'm not your parents. code Trust me, Brittany, every parent would love to know how to mute kids. It's not possible. I'm pretty sure the caretaker from the overlook knew how to mute his kids.
03:07:34
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look Yeah, I wish my kids had a mute button. Fucking shut up. Brittany and I are on the same wavelength right now. shut up. yeah Trust me, every parent that feels the same way, you just don't have to deal with them 24-7 like we do. we So they needed to be corrected.
03:07:57
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If I was a mama, I wouldn't be able to be tripled. Oh, I totally have to turn Bradley's volume back now. Oh, fuck. Forget about him again. That's so easy to forget about him. Don't you love The Shining? Wait, wait, wait, wait. wait brett Bradley's in the wrong spot. He's <unk>s middle left, not bottom left.
03:08:16
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There we go. Thank you for reminding me. Something's off. something's off It's in Bradley's way off.
03:08:27
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It's a campsite. I was way off. Jesus Christ, Bradley. Where was the hand? Now that I know I can control everybody's volume, I fucking love this. Oh my God.
03:08:43
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He became the creator. He can turn you down or up. yeah You turn me on. I got you. I was just Damn it.
03:08:56
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so I like her, Matt. I'm good. yeah What you drinking there, Johnny Bones? Oh, this is just coffee. As interesting as the thermos looks.
03:09:08
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What? no yeah Your coffee mom says Jack Daniels. I know. I know. but i was thinking the I was thinking you were drinking a Jack Daniels like free mixed drink that you could buy. Oh, how my sister made this.
03:09:25
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Look at Bradley. That's okay. yes yeah necessary That's pretty dope. That's pretty fucking dope. The thing is, this one I was able to get because it's slight misprint. Right there where the paragraph is, it cuts off.
03:09:38
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Okay. enough for One of a kind. is it yeah i ma Does that make it a collector's item? yeah You know what's so awesome? Is that Bradley can't talk over us because I have him down at like 20 fucking volumes.
03:09:53
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I just want to know why his is so great. Because what? Because it's a fucking customized thermos. yeah You would shut your mouth and listen to what he said.
03:10:04
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yes my sister made this. We're literally talking about it. Cheers. Oh yeah.
03:10:14
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Cheers. g clickck glu in you Thank you, Britt. Cheers.
03:10:22
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so what um I'm out of beer. I gotta go get another beer. Fucking road dogs over here hitting a vape pen and a bomb. This dude is like a fucking...
03:10:34
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ah hardcore stoner bro do you even have oxygen in your lungs or is it all smoke at all times he's looking right now is it weird you ever accidentally let your beard on fire no all the time you so here's here's an interesting thing that happened i should do that a lot that's why i'm i'm going so this ah This is a question thank you is this a question for anybody who has a mustache. love um yeah Have you ever hit a bowl? and you ever Have you ever hit your bowl and the wind blows that flame just the right way? It burns your fucking mustache. I burnt half my beard doing that one time.
03:11:22
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um half my beard on that one time
03:11:28
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yeah
03:11:32
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Roadhog. Not dog. Roadhog. I barely hear him. How do you do that diagonal angle? What's going on there? i know angel i He's diagonal. He's diagonal.
03:11:47
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He's a French lady. French lady. Do it. You can do it, Johnny Bong. He's an artist. You're right. it's and yeah
03:11:58
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do it you can do a johnny bos here hardest here like but do What do you want? Paint him like his, your little French lady. Drop it like it's hot. I've been put in charge of managing I don't know okay. are. Holy shit.
03:12:17
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dis way too portions are all laughing crazy but some likeck my beard ah oh oh yeah bri you're gonna fit well youre right here here we are who will you see it What in the hell?
03:12:32
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I think I'm on cloud nine, so I'm almost to the moon. Brittany, nothing's better than the real thing, girl. Hey, Bradley, I know you're just fucking around now, that turned your volume up. No, no, no, no, no. No, that wasn't where I was going with that. Jesus Christ, I was just talking about a real beard. What did you say, Brittany? I want to hear it.
03:12:56
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I missed that Bradley's fake it now. I think we all missed it but him. Yeah, Luke was the only one that heard it. I gotta go take a shower.
03:13:08
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Oh, God. let's go good i gotta go take a shower
03:13:15
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oh god
03:13:24
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Okay, anyways. You got people dropping. My side hurts. I say your side hurts. My side hurts.
03:13:35
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I have broken brain, okay? My head hurts. my son
03:13:44
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okay ah you forget At this point, I don't even know what the fuck I'm saying.
03:13:55
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brittanney just brokenlyn this point at this point i don't even know what the
03:14:03
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I'm laying down. Shit went sideways real fucking fast. You know what's really funny? Bradley's not even on mute. Bradley's max mic is up. He's just fucking around. I know. I heard him. I heard him a couple things before. I found a dragon and I went into its cave and it told me three... Now he's muted because...
03:14:27
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Yeah, I'm glad. Thank goodness. Okay, okay. I'm going to stop him. Tell myself I wasn't going to do such shenanigans. I just stopped laughing. Don't make me start again, motherfucker. And that was my fault. Come on.
03:14:48
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so and that was my fault like come on and she but You all
03:14:58
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you i want the drains lost The last time you fucked with people and you were muting them and dropping them down and everything else, they fucking left the network.
03:15:10
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I'm out of here, bro. yeah ah Later. Bye, y'all. That was Jeff. yeah that's going That's the night that Jeff Rage quit. Oh, we actually said awesome.
03:15:21
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Oh, we actually got awesome okay. get the one i'm gold my room thanks But it was amazing. to I had no idea that. but like More people came to a live when that happened. Dude, that was that was the... We've had two of the greatest rage quits ever on this network. One came from Jerevishi, and I don't know if that was my fault or Blaze's fault.
03:15:48
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I don don't know who who cause who caused that rage quit. That was a lot. Are you guys doing Blaze, people? I wasn't for that one. were just real.
03:15:59
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Blaze and I are just real and honest, and people don't like that. And then the second range it was Jeff, who started this... it This show right here, Jeff started with me, and Blaze and Jeff was like, Fuck this, I'm out!
03:16:13
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And Blaze just left. And Blaze, Wally, and I just looked at each other like, the fuck just happened? Okay. Can you still talk to Jeff?
03:16:24
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know. haven't talked to him You haven't? Nope. I don't bad about it. You know what, Blaze? He's one of my oldest friends, but I don't feel bad about it either. I gave my whole spiel about it. My brain hurts.
03:16:39
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um and and my old he's one of my oldest friends but i don't feel bad about it either i i gave i gave my whole i gave my whole feelel about leting believe my brain hurt yeah twenty guys looking get another sliver Now Brittany died. He was a cancer.
03:16:59
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He was a cancer, and I think we're much better off. I'm a cancer. I'm a Libra
03:17:06
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yeah that's that exciting yeah he an actual answer to the network oh you' like a um like i'm like like we've got astrology on i'm like my brain is yeah so you ah black i'm ali breath
03:17:31
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I felt like I had to raise my hand for a minute there. yeah I know, right? I just said good. I'm a Scorpio. 20 times. one I thought that was just an organized seizure.
03:17:44
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Yes, I'm the flower girl. Oh, that's beautiful. know. Dance together? ah that's beautiful iin't know one dance together I'll dance with you. know You guys should dance together. I'll take the role. I'll take the role. I'll take the role. I'll just let the fucking do everything else. Hairspace back, you name it. Fucking suit. I'm going with Blaze. We're dancing.
03:18:05
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Whoa. What happened? Grandula coming in with the dance moves. Bander done that for being a female. Are you going to Michael's wedding? Who, me? Yes.
03:18:17
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No, I know you are. I'm going with you. Oh, yes, yes. Bander done that to help you. Bander done that to help you your worst situations. Find a role of a dude. Huh? Like a role of a dude.
03:18:28
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Yeah, you did that whole that hold dude video thing. that's That's wild. You're not supposed to see that. I mean, you saw that, but you're not supposed to see that. What am I missing here? Thank you, Brittany.
03:18:41
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i want literally I don't know anything. I know not what I speak of. We don't know what's going on. Just do this. Yeah.
03:18:51
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I know nothing. I know nothing about nothing. I love it, Brittany. I fucking love it. Wait a Brittany, I'm not part of the conversation, so I'm just going to... There's so much cross on my brain. You just do that, and I'll just stare at you. You're good.
03:19:05
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You're good. And I'm the one on LSD. I'm just easily entertained. Dude, this This is where I excel. I excel. Conversations.
03:19:20
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They actually have a legit horror story called 100 tabs of LSD, so you just multiply that by 100 and you'll be having a good time.
03:19:28
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What the fuck did you just say, Johnny? What was that, Johnny? That was a horror story called 100 tabs of LSD. You just multiply that by 100, you'll be having a good fucking time. you or Or you'll die.
03:19:40
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Probably die. Is there really a horror movie called 100 tabs of LSD? It's a horror story. Feet? Yeah.
03:19:49
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Is it like one of those like two synthesis horror stories? No, that's the natural horror story somebody wrote. It's a good one. Oh, okay. so yeah Oh, yeah. Brady's like, I'm sure about LSD. I gotta make sure everybody else is, too. Oh, my God, Brady. Yeah, calm down.
03:20:09
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we unable yeah calm down Are we melting yet? Are we melting yet? ah Hey, Blazin.
03:20:20
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Yo. I have musical teeth. Do you know why? I don't want to care about your musical teeth, man. Oh, my fucking God. Why do you have musical teeth?
03:20:34
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Open the door. i'm going to row Why would you the door? one good question why you i always because it's open door because it's The doors already open. it's open door challenge.
03:20:50
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But you don't open that door. Come on. That's a private door. but yeah oh But if I open the door and he says something, I just get to shut the door on his face.
03:21:01
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Yeah, that's true. That's true. True. um umm I'm digging Roadhog. he's He's been here like 10 minutes and he was like, come on, please.
03:21:13
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He's like, umm home but I'm for and
03:21:27
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Roadhog has only been here for 10 minutes. He's already smoked more weed than I have in my entire life. ah but And I like to dabble, okay? i'm not I don't smoke every day. ah He's still fucking blowing me out the water in 10 minutes.
03:21:46
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peace out eight
03:21:49
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That's me on a daily basis. but fucking feel that one My man was like, please, why are you opening this Slam it in his bitch ass face. this Conversation normal again. Can I come back?
03:22:10
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No, no, no. Hang on. Not yet. You're the one that makes it abnormal. So yeah, come back. yeah back arms I'm Jeff out. No. again, Brittany.
03:22:27
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Do the thing. She's like, I'm out. You didn't even attempt. There we go. That's what I'm talking about. it Ooh, mixing it up. Holy shit. We got different flavors this time. Oh, she's back.
03:22:45
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Okay, she was having technical difficulties. What the hell am I doing? I'm not pushing your buttons anymore. That was my fault. You got Rodak going. You got Rodak fucking going. ah yeah that was that was my fault that was my fault if he got rona going he got roafuy go Angel, if you if you put your phone like this, you'll get a full screen. Yeah, dude. What was that last one? That was different. I'll try and send phone call picture. I'm writing a senior picture and music. Music has a big extra for that.
03:23:19
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It happens. Usually. You got a free show tonight. Leave him alone. He has to go to church tomorrow. Jesus Christ.
03:23:31
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but everybody He has to go to church tomorrow. What? It's Sunday. My youngest goes. I don't think the only reason he goes to church is... What's your cat's name? I watch my church. This is Kaya.
03:23:49
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i watch my children mrs kaya I think the only reason my son goes to church is because he does... Blaze, you'll appreciate this. Cash, almost 12 years old, he does all the soundboarding.
03:24:06
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and like He's basically the engineer at the church for all the music and recording. and Oh, wow. The the technical side. he's He'll be 12 in a few weeks. And that's what he does at church. I think that's all the reason he goes.
03:24:19
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Hell yeah. Hell yeah. so mean you're gonna have We're going to have ourselves a guy to do this on this network. If you're going to church for anything, it's going to how to do fucking audio, visual, piano.
03:24:31
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my but Yeah, man. He does all that. he is The lighting, the audio, the visual, all that. We're to have a full-on-ass producer on the network before a lot of ways. You got yourself a future freaking production there, dude. That's awesome. Hell yeah yeah He loves it. He loves it. It's trying to attack me right now. What?
03:24:53
Speaker
Trying to attack you? Damn it, You can't be left alone for five minutes without supervision. She's like... This is your fault. You were in charge of Brittany tonight. I know. I forgot about that, though. And then did that. Nobody.
03:25:14
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Nobody's in trouble with Brittany. I'm just saying that nobody's trouble that one. I don't think anybody can tame Brittany. How the fuck did you do? I don't know.
03:25:27
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Definitely not. Honestly, though, we could kill two birds with one stone right now because Brittany's out of control and Johnny has the perfect mustache that makes it look like he ties women to railroad tracks.
03:25:39
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So just tie Brittany to some railroad tracks. Guys, hold on. How do I get my picture back? So I can leave the panel for a second. I don't know. What?
03:25:51
Speaker
What? I'm going to smoke a cigarette. Just leave. I just dropped you down into the backstage. That's all I did. Hold on a second. All you have to do is take your phone with you and you can go smoke. You can smoke on the panel. You can just leave. I'm not leaving my house right now. I'm not leaving my house right now. I think my son's No, think it's my girlfriend's house.
03:26:18
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sometimes i think my son's here no i think my service nice much Just take your phone with you. You're on your phone, right? Fuck it. We're going outside, guys. ah We're going on a field trip. We're going on a Magic through the sky.
03:26:37
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umm sorry you yeah magic school bus boys play party magic schoollet for thank you thank you please check the private chat
03:26:51
Speaker
Brittany Pox up there fucking. Who? What? Drive-bys and shit. I'm not seeing anything. What am I missing? yeah She's doing drive-bys and horse and buggy fucking homage style. It says Roadhog is here. what am I missing?
03:27:09
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They see me rolling. The hose clap. Trying to catch me riding dirty. Dude, want find armadillo. The song goes through an armadillo. Giddy up. Trying to get me back. I want an armadillo so bad. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. If I say I'm a scorpion, I'm fucked.
03:27:28
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like dile fully so like but like know literally um sorry um'm sorry dog you can inside house but she that i'm sworing i
03:27:53
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No. Are you kidding me? i
03:28:01
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you yeah Okay, I see what you're talking about. Britney, do the thing again. Oh, yeah, we know who you are. By the way, if you want me to meet my mic with the face and everything, yeah.
03:28:14
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oh yeah we know we know who you are jackass by the way if you want me mean my might a face at everything yeah and Summer, this is what we do on Saturday nights.
03:28:29
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i am I am a true professional. We just we just let the inmates take over the asylum.
03:28:39
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yeah Yeah, I'm done. I'm done. She's so fucking excited to do this thing. Her face pure joy. Hey, I thought you had family come over.
03:28:54
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I'm dropping the link because it's gone. I was going down not
03:29:09
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yeah my family's house but i ended up not going to answer your question angel angel but angel i thought you had come i thought you had company coming over time he's fixing chuck right now yeah had very, long-ass work. Someone got stood I'm I'm joking. joking. joking. I'm joking. I'm joking. joking. I'm joking.
03:29:25
Speaker
joking. joking. joking. joking. joking. I'm joking. joking. I'm joking. joking. joking. I'm joking. I'm joking. joking. I'm joking. I'm joking. I'm joking. I'm joking. joking. I'm joking. joking. I'm joking. joking. I'm joking. joking. I'm joking. I'm joking. I'm joking. I'm joking. I'm joking. I'm joking.
03:29:37
Speaker
I'm joking. joking. I'm joking. I'm I'm I'm joking. I'm joking. I'm joking. joking. joking. joking. I'm joking. I'm joking. I'm joking. I'm joking. joking. joking. joking. I'm joking. joking. I'm joking. I'm joking. I'm joking. joking. I'm joking. I'm joking. I'm I'm not even getting it over you any day. I'm not getting it over you any day.
03:29:57
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I'm getting all out of work. listster Mr. Janky New York City, dude. You want a top shit, dude. Come on up. It's free for all, man.
03:30:08
Speaker
Come on, man. Put but put your testicles where your words are. talk shit?
03:30:19
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To me, that sounds like... that I'm making a number sticker out of that. Whoa, that's not getting carried away. That looks like compliment.
03:30:29
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Oh my gosh, Sorry about that. so no oh yeah Blaise is so irritating just throwing shit out there. Put your testicles where your words are. It's funny. Like I said, I'm making a bumper sticker out of that. Put your testicles where your words are.
03:30:57
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I think that makes sense, right? it makes sense it does It does. But it's the weirdest way of saying It's the funniest way of saying it. I love it. so much All the drugs. Remember me. don't... You know what? That's the thing. You know of me. You know of me, but you don't know me.
03:31:26
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is We all know who that jackass is. I know exactly who he is. Wait, me? Bradley, no. This one time, we're not talking about him. Oh, my God. stand what bor you to hold kind of change but and i still stand by what i said but A long time ago, you got your feelings all hurt, and I still stand by what I say. If I ever meet you, first thing I'm doing is breaking your jaw, and then we're going to hang out and have a fantastic time and drink beer. and
03:31:58
Speaker
and then ah but youve you And the last... If you break his jaw, it's going to be painful if he puts his testicles where his words go. What if you can't break his testicles? This guy in the chat, I've known him for over 10 years. That is the quote the century. Somebody write it down before I forget it. I'm doing it right now. Where's my notebook?
03:32:24
Speaker
somebody write it down before i forget it i'm doing you right now here's my note Hey, Brittany. Brittany. This one's for you. Thank you. have to keep taking the words out sometimes when you all talk too much. I'm like, this is becoming too much.
03:32:44
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That happens when you're on acid. i even milton ah Are we melting yet? and so We've been melting, baby girl. china meltton and me Hey, if you're say that,
03:32:59
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I'm going to need you to put some bass in your voice. Oh, my. Oh, my. Yeah. Blake is all about that bass. No trouble. She's going to say baby girl. She's going to put some bass in her voice.
03:33:13
Speaker
Exactly. He's never going to learn. How you doing, baby girl? Let's go. I'm going to do baby girl. and never gonna learn how you doing baby let's go summer
03:33:30
Speaker
Bradley, please lower our IQ. Please lower our IQ. Go for it. Boom. Fell through the roof.
03:33:41
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see I don't know if this a game or something. Fell through the name floor. i i am... If we were melting, and I wanted to say, i am melting Bradley.
03:33:53
Speaker
So you can play me like a game. Melting Bradley. Okay. Okay. right God, I want to punch you in the stomach so much. We're all fucked up. It's hard to That's funny. You're ruining my trip, bro.
03:34:09
Speaker
Melting Bradley. yeah No, stupid. Shut up. It'd be great if you put your testicles where your words go because then we could hear you. Monopoly. Monopoly. Where your testicles where your words are.
03:34:27
Speaker
you don't want him as much you can't do that monopoly was made by melton bradley so i like monopoly was made by meltonrantley what No, your joke is not going to fucking land. It's not going to land. Stop crying. Come on. That's to you. Oh, my God. Who the fuck are you talking to?
03:34:52
Speaker
but for's not even even talking da oh my god knows why this numbers and so fucking jump
03:35:05
Speaker
waitinging on the bridge at mr said report sorry her punnching Everybody loves the conversation that Glick is having with his children.
03:35:17
Speaker
and She's going to be living in the dog cage on the patio. She'll change her shit. Glick, shut the fuck up. Brittany, why don't you shut the fuck up Bradley, why don you shut the fuck up? You think I'm afraid of you?
03:35:31
Speaker
You think I'm afraid of you? I ain't these other bitches on this panel. You don't scare me. I'll smack the shit out of you. won't like it. No, you're not allowed. I don't have any shit right now. Now that think about it. it's your mouth so no you're not allowed
03:35:48
Speaker
i don't have any great now sure now that i think about it Oh, you're right. Who's your mama? thought Well, I'm tripping balls. Yeah, you are.
03:36:03
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who Yeah, you are. I'm thinking about my face buds right now. I'm freaking out, man. You are freaking out, man. In hand. In hand. and say so you are freaking out man in i i on yalo You fuckers. Do you need assistance? Bear fucker! Sorry, you got one. He got one. You're freaking out.
03:36:32
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Man. Don't fuck with me, man.
03:36:37
Speaker
my favorite part do you need assistance fucker yeah im sorry one jason now jason freaking out freak man and don't fuck with me man ah good man boy shot mexico the fuck fucking name The brave that nobody likes the fuck out of
03:37:10
Speaker
go bye so you yourself i'm so getting high as fuck later and watching super troopers yeah why don't we get right now Come on. rather yeah I did last night on panels and it was not pretty. fucking yeah i didn't marry me You know what?
03:37:28
Speaker
I don't come on no um i'm yeah sorry i don't think you should wait. i all all to right meow Bradley, didn't raise your fucking hand. I will give Bradley a pass on this one.
03:37:40
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i will give bradley a pass on this one I don't think you should wait. i think you don't You don't have the authority to do that. Bitch, I do. This is my network.
03:37:51
Speaker
It's Frasero, bitch. Just like that. Did you say it? You said it though. You said a he we receive the quick just like that did you really share he said he that though you said it right nu and okay going
03:38:23
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can i do it yet i have to say to anyone who wants to watch super troopers think you should watch it right now now
03:38:33
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i wish you then again i have to say to anyone who wants to watch supertroopers i think you watch it right yeah right yeah but me Right meow. Who wants Do you see me drinking milk out of a saucer? Okay. nimbly
03:39:10
Speaker
the card's like Now. You know what? I'm going to do it for the next guy that says shenanigans. What's that restaurant you like? Shenanigans? Put all that shit on the wall. What are you?
03:39:25
Speaker
Shenanigans? He hands him the fist.
03:39:30
Speaker
I'm definitely getting baked off my ass and watching that later. and I'm going to cry laughing. coffee Grandma's boy is another good one. That's so good. That's amazing.
03:39:43
Speaker
High score. What does that mean? Did I break it? Blazin, are you there? I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. My fucking brain. I went to your...
03:39:54
Speaker
television i want to yeah ah The the reno or not rino but the Super Troopers. Did they not make a television series of that? No, it was like a film. The same actors did a TV show called Tacoma PD, which was about firefighters. The fire, yeah. I've never watched it. I've seen it Netflix, but I've never watched it. The first season is the best.
03:40:23
Speaker
Okay. yeah'm but she ryan like Are you still awake? no Is it better than Rescue Me? I never i never watched Rescue Me. I don't know.
03:40:34
Speaker
ah we'll check it out That's got Dennis whatever his name. what Dennis Leary. If you love to cry, go ahead watch that.
03:40:45
Speaker
The greatest thing Dennis Leary ever did was the song I'm an asshole. And if you and and he had he had a really good monologue and demolition.
03:40:57
Speaker
of Demolition Man? That's such a good movie. I haven't seen that in a minute. Holy fuck. Oh, it's so hard to fucking do it. They wouldn't allow us to play that clip, would they? I would really love to watch that. but i now because we died No, no know because because because i've I've played that song on this show, and every time do, YouTube gets butthurt about it.
03:41:20
Speaker
No, I don't think it's a copyrighted song. It's copyrighted art, man. Yeah. Yeah. Well, mean, Dennis Leary's happy about it because he's getting paid. I've done that song on karaoke. I love that song. it If you want me to, I'll sing it on karaoke. No, I'll fuck it up. nope i would more stuff We don't want you to It's the only way you can listen to it if somebody's singing it on karaoke. And I've done it before. I don't mean to toot my own dickhole, but I've done it before.
03:41:47
Speaker
I didn't want you to do that. um Ask him to demonstrate it, please. Oh, my God. You know what, Bradley? I'm going to use it. I don't mean to my own but...
03:42:07
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ah just list um actually you know what guys i i apologize back in and Sometimes Bradley does have some good funny singers. He does. he does. He does. I'll give him credit. But he's still bottom left. He's still bottom left. Maybe it's because I'm funny, but it seems like you guys say that. I'm awful.
03:42:28
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I'm We love you, Bradley. We do. but and I love you, too. ado to You said really mean things to me, Tarantula. We just want you to know your place at all times, Bradley, and that's by the fact. I understand, but Tarantula's really mean to me, and that really upset me. I don't care if you bust my balls. I don't care. You talk about my slutty mouth and shit like that. It's fine. You gotta know. You gotta know. You gotta know. You gotta, you're like,
03:42:57
Speaker
There's like a happy balance. I'm just saying you can bust balls, but think the tarantula is being real. It really hurt my feelings. I'm just trying to make some you laugh. Also, it's sticking up for me partially for week, too. really hurt now dude yeah no i've had to none i'm just here to be i'm just trying pick it up for me partially for last week too Okay, okay, yes, I understand. Yes, I was a piece of shit. There was a lot of people that were pissed off at you last week, Bradley. just so i totally missed last week. that's why What happened?
03:43:33
Speaker
what absolutely weird bre We don't have to get into it. We don't have to get into it. just now he has That's a good point. ah fire likeing but you go too far to likema And I know i can stay the line when i know what the line is Just like like Johnny Bones. johnny boom He fucked around and found out. He fucked around and found out.
03:44:00
Speaker
He fucked around and found out. That's basically all we to do with that. Shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up. You didn't.
03:44:11
Speaker
Did you know the messages I got about last Saturday? For real? boy. happened? That's Well, no. Okay. got it. it. it. got it. it. it. I got it. got got got it. I it. it.
03:44:25
Speaker
it. got it. got it. it. it. got it. I got it. it. it. I it. got it. got got it. got it. it. it. I it. got it. got it. I got it. I got got it. I got it. it. I it. got got it. I I it. I got I got it. it. I got it. got I got it. got it. I got I got it. got Like I said, Johnny Bong's over here. like Johnny, he's he's just doing his thing.
03:44:49
Speaker
Roadhog's just doing his thing. And sometimes they they chime in when it's necessary. And they hit it and they quit it. and And we all laugh. You're trying too hard.
03:45:00
Speaker
You're trying too hard. Nobody likes to try hard. are you stay nobody likes to try hard yo no way le you want up Yeah, Rick. Nobody likes to try hard. He's going to bust the cap in your ass. No, no, no.
03:45:14
Speaker
You're not talking to me condescendingly, Blaze. gri is Or at least get a condensation. Don't talk to me with your condensation voice.
03:45:27
Speaker
let me I don't believe if I did that, but it's so funny that I did. did you do? What did do, Blaze? So somebody was like, you don't have to sound so condescending toward me.
03:45:44
Speaker
And i went on this whole tangent. At the end, I was like, and I'm going to sound condescending. condensation to you. I'm like, God damn it. I did that.
03:46:00
Speaker
hey Words are hard. you we worse If you were making some really good points, everything you said to that point is just deteriorated. did too, but I don't care. It just ruins everything. I don't.
03:46:15
Speaker
know the whole thing the whole fact that they pointed The whole fact that they quote unquote pointed out my my attitude and not my argument was really just a foul on the ground. know what, Blaze? So what you did was you ran down their parade, right? I did. i did. hit So much condensation on their parade. Only dozens of people showed up.
03:46:45
Speaker
only big what was what was What was great but was great was the the conversation like the guy we we know who the guy is he's he comes he's he's on the he's on his show on this network oh So he said his point and he was like, i don't even come in this chat that often.
03:47:07
Speaker
You don't have to sound so
03:47:14
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I can't even breathe. It happens.
03:47:21
Speaker
and thr i so kind of cities that much right
03:47:30
Speaker
Anybody who knows Blaze will fire back with all these great points and just like absolutely school your ass, you know, like because Blaze is super smart and I'm listening to the messages and he's like, so I'll talk to you condensationally. I'll talk to you if I want.
03:47:54
Speaker
He just left all validation. I caught myself. I caught myself, though. I did catch myself. Blaze had to make it moist up in there, bitch. He didn't catch himself.
03:48:08
Speaker
Blaze did catch himself. But I lost my shape. He was wearing his floaties, so everything was okay. so we speaking Speaking of floaties, I was actually thinking about getting the pool here in a little bit. So I'm like... here don't you Don't you already have a pool?
03:48:26
Speaker
Yeah, it's out back. going to get in it is what I'm saying. I'll get in it. i'll get in it Yeah. He's about to... watch Why have I not been invited to a Blaze pool party? I'm kind of hurt.
03:48:38
Speaker
I thought we were friends. You guys want to make the fucking trip? Do it. know of at least one person. What?
03:48:46
Speaker
yeah you said trip but i know i know of at least one person it might I'll be there for first.
03:49:00
Speaker
i'm going I'm good. Let's go. let's go Let's go. I'm going. I'm going.
03:49:10
Speaker
Blaze is ready to off. drive edge He's about to condescend in the deep end. There's a lot of condensation. By the way, Blaze, I cannot switch. Here we are. I cannot switch. Here we are.
03:49:22
Speaker
mike us from here we are I got changed. I got changed. Don't worry. I won't let you go. You're not going be there. You just said you're not going. I said you're going. No, Brittany, don't stop. Don't stop. Brittany, don't stop. Don't stop.
03:49:43
Speaker
I should go down to Kinti. Oh, okay. All right. Here's some here. It's the notorious Brittany. That's crazy. crazy right there.
03:49:54
Speaker
Just saying. Yo. Is that he coming down? ah Make a whole party. Did you really just go on the Snapchat? Wait, what? You'll post in here, but you won't come up on the panel, You yeah fucking like is like the calendar like <unk> dr wo girl He's like messaging us through the fucking group chat the whole time we're live, but he won't come up on here, a little bitch.
03:50:31
Speaker
Are you talking about Brian right now? dads Yeah, that you're talking about Brian. Yeah, Brian, we're live right now.
03:50:42
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Come on up, man. Come on up, man. yeah We got a mystery to solve. I got Scooby Snacks. We have a student that has his hand up. We have a student.
03:50:58
Speaker
We have a student with their hand up. Okay. Bradley, what have you got to say? Bradley. Let's see it's worth it. Got to say. i don't drink until you have their hand up in here. Just say what you want to say when you want to say it.
03:51:15
Speaker
Nope, that's not for You're late on the left. No, no, no. He has to raise his hand. You're late on the left. Bradley's the only one that has to raise his hand.
03:51:28
Speaker
Go ahead, Bradley. You may even go ahead do finish. Finish your thoughts, sir. I have drank a lot, so I'm going to call to leave. But before I leave... We love you. and we love you Before I leave, I want to say that I know what advice Glick was telling me. And I think he was trying to tell me that I need to get in where I fit in because I'm all gas and what I mean? You need to be sober. You need to be sober. All right, I will sober as long as you give me one word.
03:52:04
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All that is. right yeah
03:52:11
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yeah and and he feels That was a glorious exit. so and i which why on too likelyly I was finally on Team Bradley. It only took me four hours, but I was finally Team Bradley. do You guys kicked him out? I know.
03:52:28
Speaker
but The minute he got good, he left. Bye, Felicia. I mean, he quit while he was ahead, at least. Bye, Felicia. What was that?
03:52:41
Speaker
what was that Wow, man, I was late. I heard that one. What happened? well I don't know. um I don't know either. Nobody knows what the fuck happened. Why did the last start later? what the fuck?
03:52:56
Speaker
like what the I don't even realize it half the time. That's fine. I ignored it. What? heard my name. In the butt. In the butt. He's taking drugs.
03:53:09
Speaker
ah realize it half the time trans i ignored mean trans bus shop lo i heard my name your guess did your guest show the but ah are in the but take some drugs I laughed way too hard on that. He's fixing his truck. his son brush yeah He should be fixing.
03:53:37
Speaker
That truck could wait. He could be fixing something else. Well, he's not. Right? He won't get it. I'm going to get it. hit and for his draw not one you know
03:53:55
Speaker
he won't you won't shit i'm againdy you never known so And he knows me, so it's a good night. <unk> oh yeah get it go If you don't stop, he's gonna you my Shut your mouth, Glick.
03:54:21
Speaker
Shut your mouth, Glick. And with that, I'm just gonna... She's doing the wave. you' doing wave Keep it
03:54:34
Speaker
But why? to the Why did you do that? Because he's drunk and went to the store to go get a beer. He's being a sponsor. Yeah, that's about all the energy got. I'll be right.
03:54:49
Speaker
overine second i hail I might have to order um i i have to order more beer or leave this show or... Damn, I'm checking it. I'm over here i' move i'm over contemplating watching the back of my eyelids for the rest of the night.
Late-night Humor and Camaraderie
03:55:07
Speaker
Yeah, no I got DoorDash. I can order more beer. ordered more beer last night. That's why my ass was up so late last night. Okay.
03:55:19
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My ass was late last night for a very good reason. ju jeta You know I'm talking about, Jedi. I'm going to keep good reason glad man yeah You got company. You cannot Snapchat me tonight. You got company.
03:55:38
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but Ride that wave, baby. Oh, shit. Ride that wave. God, I wish I had more shrooms right now. It should be fucking great. Yeah. Why is it only me tonight? the but i'm i'm I'm picking up i'm making some up here in a couple weeks, actually, because i know her I'm of school. I wanted to talk to you about that, place but later. I'll message you yeah later.
03:56:09
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Offline. yeah Offline. Y'all doing it, Chugs? Y'all like to do the J.P.G. shows?
03:56:17
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Run! Run! We will talk and we will discuss our experiences on YouTube. But we will not. We will not make this. No, you're going to want to run. going to want to run. Don't believe it. Drugs are bad.
03:56:33
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Okay. no ju joke jokes are bad okay wely drugs Drugs are bad. not for How the fuck did I wind up with ah with ah with a panel full of drug addicts? Drugs are bad, okay?
03:56:54
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Drugs are bad, um okay? i yes almost I was just thinking of that song. Oh my God. I was about to be real big old dick for a second there.
03:57:09
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i was about to be a real big old dick ah clickck neighbors yeah You're going to be a dick to Glick? No, I'll be a big old dick. Do it, do it, do it. Please do it. Do it. He might return the favor. It's not that big, Jedi. It's not that big, you know.
03:57:28
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and but it's it's It's snack size. that well It's bite size. It's more like an oversized clit. I mean, I wouldn't be mad at
03:57:47
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that. Just kidding. That is ah that is the story of my goddamn life. Slightly below mediocre is the story of my life.
03:57:57
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But I know one thing. I've never been human to lift my head unsatisfied. no we yeah Or a man, for that instance. clean.
03:58:10
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Glick's just a Barbie girl living in a Barbie world. I'm a Barbie Glick living in a Barbie Glick world. Holy fuck. um a barbie glick living in a barbie glick world
03:58:28
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You guys are making me have a bad trip with this conversation. i think I think we almost killed Roadhog. He almost died. Roadhog is a beast. I love this dude already. i really do, man.
03:58:46
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you're you're You're awesome. I love the hell of you already, bro. He's a good dude. Do I have to sneeze or do I feel like sleeping? Thank you. Do I have to sneeze or do have to sleep? Are you asking? try.
03:58:58
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but yeah Oh, Brittany. Well, I just shit my pants. You precious creature. That was Blaze other day telling his story about how he drove his car off the road when he passed out. I really thought he was going to be like, I coughed, I sneezed, I woke up in a ditch, and I shit my pants.
03:59:23
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What? I didn't shit my pants.
03:59:35
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you I think you killed Brittany now. Oh my God. We have so many more people out like this channel because we killed so many people already. He snorted 90% of the O's.
03:59:45
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Snorting Cox. Snorting Cox has made her a bad name, by way.
03:59:55
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guys snort e cox has has majorr act ah bad name by the way Oh, thank God. You know what, Trench? know what transo transnla I would i would that usually say that is a bad name.
04:00:13
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But she laughs at it too. Because she laughs at everything. We don't abuse the joke. but don speech I don't love everything. Brittany can snort a buit through a McDonald's straw. Holy shit.
04:00:36
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yeah
04:00:42
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Is it a Skylark? It's gonna be a Skylark. I can't shut the fuck up for this reason, can't it? The great thing about it is she's holding the straw with her finger toast.
04:00:56
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all of y'all set the fuck up this reason here the great thing about it is she just stra with her finger tos Oh, please. That was a far reach, bro. Far reach.
04:01:19
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Brittany, you're my favorite sister, just so you know. And I have three and half other sisters. Fuck you, Fuck you, Angel. Or Chris.
04:01:31
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Fuck you. Fuck you, Angel. Or Tarantula. Or... woman <unk> du like Oh, is that who Angel is? calling Yeah, Angel's Traction. Well, yeah, I just... Oh, it does say Angel down there. I've just been using Traction because that's like... Who's BPAC? Who's BPAC?
04:01:53
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who's bepa That's Brittany. That's her name. It's B-Pock. B-Pock. B-Pock. I knew it. I was waiting for him to say it. I was like, he's going to be the dad to be like B-Pock. Blaze is the dad of the network, and I'm like the fun big brother of the network.
04:02:20
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nice Oh, Ooh, your daddy. Okay. Blaze is the Kentier Barbie, Gly. yeah He really is. Oh, you did that a little too well. When you just did the hey, that was a little back-routy, man. big daddy, Blaze.
04:02:43
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Blaze the end of my end. Whatever you're in into, y'all. yeah So why don't shut the fuck up and just mind your business, Brittany? How's that sound? Can I at least? Can I at least? Does Brittany know? She can do what she wants.
04:02:56
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You can do whatever you want, Brittany. It's Brittany's world. I told you that. It's Brittany's world. She's a Brittany girl in a Brittany world.
04:03:07
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It's Britney's world and we're just living in it. Exactly. Made of acid. It's fantastic. fantastic It's Britney, bitch. Don't lie on my trip back from Georgia.
04:03:26
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I freaking saw a car made pink and had Barbie on the side. There's one in my town, actually. It's sparkly silver and pink, and it says Barbie in red.
04:03:43
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Nah, this one was all pink with white lettering and white rim. Nah. Lame. Okay. yeah Yeah, it was just like the Marcy car. I don't know which is better. don't know which is better.
04:04:05
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Brittany's or Blaze losing his mind about Elon Musk or Blaze losing his mind about Elon Musk and not being able to find the words and he's just like...
04:04:19
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e There's that clip somewhere. There's a clip of that. It's on our social media. It's on our social media. It's on our social media.
04:04:31
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Don't. Don't. No, not tonight. not No, no. I want to find it and pin it because it makes me laugh every time I see it. yeah this is hannial Definitely pinnable.
04:04:43
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But, you know, I do want to say guys should definitely subscribe. Hit that like. Smash that bell and share us out to your grannies. Because 9 out of 10 grandmas apparently get their grays in the world for us.
04:04:59
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Even the ghost granny. 9 out of 10 granny surprise. We'll straighten those gray hairs. 9 out of 10 granny surprise. And your dead best friend will love us.
04:05:14
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there is certainly has Somebody has an
04:05:19
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And I do not like it. We're running this whole fucking thing. Echo, echo, echo, echo, echo. Not me. Roadhog's got the echo. Roadhog's got the echo.
04:05:32
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Nope, now he's first. No, he's on first. I'll see if I can't check his. Oh, you have to drop. was going check your mic. Oh, you didn't have to check it. Yeah, you didn't have to drop. You didn't have to drop. You didn't have to drop.
04:05:44
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yeah have to drop can i can I can check your mic settings on this side if I can fix it. I just have to narrow it down. At this point, fucking Jedi, fucking drink too much Coke and rum. And he is spent for Coke and Jack.
04:05:56
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He's spent. He's done. Who? Jedi? Jedi? Jedi. Jedi went to go smoke. Jedi went outside to go smoke a bowl. Yeah, like four cigarettes. One of the two. Well, he...
04:06:09
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why he He's probably doing both. He never does. Jedi's probably smoking a bowl and smoking a cigarette, so he'll be back. so make some actually there Actually, there are times where Jedi does kind of check out. Yeah, like the last time were on here, he's on their panel.
04:06:27
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and That has happened before. and But, I mean, oh well, I'll wait a little bit for and then I'll make that decision. we'll wait. When I totally like remember that he's gone, I'm like, oh, oh wait, he hasn't gone back.
04:06:41
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What up ginger? He's like, I'm here to steal all your souls. Funny thing is, mine's already gone. Not only is it gone, but also just adjusted your mic settings. But I'm always open to sell my soul again. Brittany,
04:06:56
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we i just and now not only is it gone but i also just adjusted your mic setting just a nice sound should be good but i'm always open to sell my soul again britney Will you do me a favor?
04:07:15
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Will you shoot yourself in the forehead with that thing? No, no,
04:07:21
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no. You got to hold it a few inches away. Let's wait for a Cobain joke. yeah i didn't i love it the st stand stand by I stand by what I said. The greatest song Kurt Cobain ever wrote was Click Click Boom.
04:07:38
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I think Kurt Cobain was one of the greatest freaking artists ever, but... funny Oh my fucking god, my cat just scared the shit out of me. or people That's because you're dripping balls. Or did the drugs scare the shit out of your cat? Exactly. yeah yeah I think the cat the cat's the real victim here.
04:07:59
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You know what, Blaze? for For as much as I hate Nirvana, I'm not a fan of Nirvana, I will give Kurt Cobain a lot of credit as a songwriter and a musician. I'm not a fan either.
04:08:13
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Do you know why I don't think he killed himself? I don't think he killed himself either. sorry. I said that wrong. I think he did kill himself. i sorry i'm sorry i said that wrong i think he did kill himself um because i don't see it i don't think i don't think she i don't think she did it I don't think she did it because of their philosophy. Oh, philosophical. Philosophy me, please. I'm not going go into details here, my excuse by but but but but knowing and like knowing their philosophy, ah Courtney's and Cobain's and actually the group of people they hung out with,
04:08:56
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I don't really see her doing that. That's all. yeah i mean she's a She's an eccentric person. you wrong she's she's She's an eccentric person, but I don't think she's that type of person. but I don't know her personally. She's crazy enough in a relationship. What's that?
04:09:25
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what's that
04:09:28
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ah I was just saying, unless she lived a lie.
04:09:32
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Yep.
04:09:35
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I don't know.
04:09:38
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i just I just never saw any like reason to think that she would have done something like that. ah yeah Hey, Jedi. Yeah? Are you jealous?
04:09:51
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Of what? and That I was touching my dick and you weren't?
04:09:59
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I'm about to Courtney Love your ass. Definitely a way to freaking chase that.
04:10:13
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That's why that so and why Joe Rogan is a bitch and i'm the greatest podcast host of all time. You better watch out. The Liver King is going to come after you. I agree. and I agree. I agree.
04:10:25
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e F Joe Rogan. Do not fucking do Javs of Jedi.
04:10:35
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Hold on. what was What was Angel saying? What was that? and Don't do fucking Javs of Jedi. I'm kidding. He's a wife. What? Yeah.
04:10:47
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What she said, I guess. He has a wife. What? You do not. What he, guys? are heating me. thoseer he There's too much cross-talking. What?
04:11:02
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Jedi has a wife. Jedi has a wife? Link does not. So here we are. Do not cross paths with Jedi. Jedi's wife. She knows. She understands.
04:11:14
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jenna's wife she knows she understands She accepts it. She accepts us She accepts us for who we are. do Glick is a superglue in their marriage.
04:11:26
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Oh, no. yeah That's where fucking like i in his is playing. The crying. get some man something here on got That's the white human plays. I'm sorry. Are you jealous? Because I had my dick in my hand and you didn't? I don't...
04:11:44
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like my green One of my headphones just turned off. What Jedi and I have is once in a lifetime.
04:11:57
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If Jedi and I were on the Titanic... We would have both sit on that door together. Jack should not have died in that movie. Jack should not have died. Selfish bitch. Scoot it over a little bit.
04:12:13
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but never learn elish bits ho it over a little bit rose yeah rose Rose was a selfish kind. I'm sorry.
04:12:24
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was sort I would have pulled Jedi out of the water and snuggled him on our door. They could stay on top of you. It's going to be I'm a quotation device.
04:12:38
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yeah i'm a flitation Jack was definitely lighter than Rose. Jack was definitely lighter than Rose. Everybody in this panel, I got you guys. If we're on the Titanic and and and we all have to survive, I got every one of you guys. just If Jack really wanted to live that night, he could have. He could have.
04:12:56
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He is the nonsensical floaty. I'm not.
04:13:08
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He could fit three of us on the brim of that hat. You're goddamn right. And the rest of you can ride on my beard. I'll let you guys decide who gets to be with that. have timeshare that already paid for. I have a deposit and everything. Lazy's already established in the beard. My.
04:13:27
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What? my yeah it what No, no, not all right.
04:13:39
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you She's like, no worry don't worry about it, blaze. I just know I'm not, I'm not drowning in fucking Arctic. I got a time. but lazy I got a time sharing Glick's beer. I go there for fucking skiing every winter.
04:13:51
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understand Why do you think he keeps the white strips down the middle of his? Exactly. Exactly. The past two nights is as angel, as angel told me they're apparently they're blue the last couple of nights. They're blue.
04:14:09
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Blue ships I don't know how that song goes but I know Jesse Murphy's I got blue ships Blue ships Fucking whore I noticed he ordered one foot He ordered one foot from the other he never ordered something I can't get it Get your butt up here on track ever but up here on track Brittany, are you okay? Yes, we all are talking at the same goddamn time. It's like, baby. I don't know how much longer I can fucking handle it. what yeah You said... this?
04:14:54
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yeah but no only but becausey look it up it's fucking look yeah do it. look up why anotherlar and same but one of his ten Caterpillar rave.
04:15:14
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Caterpillar rave. Yes. Is that what? oh i know i I know what you're talking about. I know what you're talking about.
04:15:24
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We all we know about the calipiter. Uh-oh, you're getting road all fired up. Oh, shit. Do I want to order more beer? No, I probably shouldn't order more beer. do right isn't it Isn't it pretty cool that and we can now order beer again?
04:15:46
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Dude, I love it. dude dude that was the greatest thing that was that That was the greatest thing that came out of COVID for my ass personally was the fact that i could I could order a pizza from my local pizza shop.
04:15:57
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Not only that, but then they would bring me and it wasn't even DoorDash. like you everything came everything he became go deliver delivery deliverable after fucking COVID. Condensation. Condensation. Condensation.
04:16:15
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As a door dasher, I have actually picked up adult diapers at Walgreens to deliver adult diapers. So everything is deliverable. Depends. you over It depends. It really does. great as I that joke the last time I was in Walgreens. You did nine get that. weird.
04:16:36
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yes That's why Blaze doesn't have to take bathroom breaks on stream because he ordered Depends through DoorDash. Blaze. I'm the only one that has a Jedi. At least he's not wearing the Depends on his head.
04:16:52
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me Blaze, as a DoorDash. Do you feel like you're wearing a Depends on your head right now, Roadhog?
04:17:03
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No. Is that how you're feeling?
04:17:07
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No, that's how you're wearing. It depends on your head. Dogg, are you trucker by chance? road dog are you a trucker by chance yeah he No, he is a trucker. A trucker would not hit a bong. Truckers don't smoke weed. Blaze is the authority. blazes the you can see is literally just him.
04:17:35
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And I'm like, is he in the cab of his truck? Just like killing time, getting fucking high as fuck, just like in the band of the church. Dude, he went past a fucking goddamn big check with that sweet smoke. I'll be smoking behind wheel.
04:17:53
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You're trying to make friends here. Hmm. He's
04:17:58
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it only hey you Blaze, I got to ask you, not everybody that looks like him rides a motorcycle. You know how many times I have disappointed people because they're like, you have a Harley. I'm like, the fuck if I do? I don't.
04:18:16
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That is so disappointing. I think Angel asked me the same thing. I like India. I didn't ask you that. You talked about it because I'm my ninja and you want your Indian, whatever, fucking, here we are. Yeah.
04:18:30
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She was like, you look like you're wearing a bike. I said, I'm not said. Well, and then Tale of the Dragon. Going on Tale of the Dragon. None of y'all bitches sound like. Hmm.
04:18:42
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in
04:18:44
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Yeah, but I watched a YouTube video about the Tale of the Dragon. I'll send it to you in a Snapchat. Yeah, awesome. oh Fucking ride that shit for real. I can tell that story like I was there. I've never ridden it.
04:18:59
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I've never ridden it. That's 1,800 miles on the bike. 1,800 miles and three days ago. Blaze, you should you should put in the group chat about suck starting a Harley and see what Brian did.
04:19:15
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Dude, Brian, Brian, if you listen, that motherfucker. All right, I went i so i i went i went to MMI down. Brittany's like, wait, there's other ways to start a Harley? I took all the, I even i even took old school Harley. We had a kid started old 50s Harley, but the instructor like untuned it, so it's not easy.
04:19:39
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So we all looked like jackasses, and I shared that story. on Snapchat in the group chat and fucking Brian wants to bust my balls about it. I'm like, yeah yeah and i'm might have you ever started one Kickstarter? He's like, well, no, not really. Then shut your fucking pie hole.
04:19:57
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Shut your pie hole and your baker's dozen. You want to talk about barbecue? Then you can pull That's like, I mean, yeah, it was basically like Brian, get back in your own lane. but Like, yeah.
04:20:11
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that enough where was yeah it was a funny so yeah It was a funny story because like a lot of us look really stupid. like We're like, why can't we start this mic?
04:20:23
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he struck is brian sounds a lot like a karen but oh i i wouldn't say no i't take lines i went He doesn't.
04:20:38
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ah mark is this too far ryan know that's it is what ah Brian it doesn't complain nothing. brian doesn't bitch you and doesn't brian brian loves lives us out his life happy like yes yeah i envy that barbecue barbecue happiness brian yeah like
04:21:04
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yes Brian is not a complainer. He's not a can for sure. Yeah, I do love him. He's awesome. He just needs to show his ass up on this bit more often.
04:21:16
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Brian does need to grow fucked with you, made you look dumb, and then everybody loves him.
04:21:27
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Who the fuck is Brian? um no that one' briley Sometimes he needs to shut up. Come on, Brian. Get up, man. Wait, he was on here. Wait. yeah um so he b play yeah actually Brian comes up on trivia a lot he was up last night i thought or the night before and the night or something he was up here last night in i don't I don't know about before Friday but yeah he was up there last night yeah he was he was up there last night looking fucking stupid getting fucking embarrassed and talking shit about old general trivia glick shut up bitch
04:22:05
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the fuck out of here. Get out of my room. I wasn't... i wasn't oh yeah so First of all, hold up. I wasn't opposed to believe that idea. No, no. I wasn i hear i wasn't opposed to that idea because a part of me kind of wants to get away from movie trivia and do other trivia shit. Because I've spent the last half year of just... Dude, you kill I think I would do pretty decent.
04:22:34
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And like when and when brian threw that when Brian threw that challenge down, I'm like, I i will write those questions. I'm down for that. I want to do that.
04:22:44
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The thing is. we talked about it. Off the couch entertainment. We've talked about it. But, well, yeah. I mean, I'm talking about it. That's awful. I'm talking about online right now. I'm down with doing caroline an online general trivia.
04:22:59
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You and Brian, make the date, the time. Let me know a week in advance and I'll get the questions done. Yeah, no. I'm down for it because you kill it with the trivia questions, dude. You do such a good job on... You um you you and Brian pick ah pick, I don't know, three or four categories and I will make the general knowledge... Is that popcorn, Bernie? Can I have some?
04:23:26
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So... not only not only is Not only is that apparently going to happen, but apparently but yeah now apparently new Year's Eve this year, Michael and I were talking. and a little This year's New Year's Eve has already passed.
04:23:44
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No, New Year's Eve coming up. We're going to do a legit roast of Glick, and it's going to be here in Ohio. want to be there.
04:23:57
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It's going to be in Ohio, and it's going to be at a comedy club. I'm going to fucking be there. and then yeah Michael's already talking about lining up comedians to open the show and close the show. Is there going to be a glory hole?
04:24:15
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Yes, just for you. Perfect. And the grandma's.
04:24:21
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ah me you You want to come to Iowa and be a part of the Roast of Glick? Yeah, I'm in there. yeah know Michael wants to seriously like do this in a club with ah with a live crowd and and just roast the fuck out of me. because the the we've we've we've tried to We've tried to do the Roast of Glick two times on this on this now it's a network, but on this show particularly. On the Blaze Network.
04:24:49
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Yeah, on the Blaze Network. ah and and and And the first time was an absolute failure, and the second time was an absolute failure. The only one that came correct was my guy Blaze.
04:25:00
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I actually said, I was the only time that sat there. I took time and wrote jokes for that. Nobody else did. I was so disappointed. That that pissed me off that night. didn't even invite me.
04:25:12
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but know this This whole thing was so planned and then that night happened. like Nobody wrote jokes except for me. Wow. i'm like Everybody showed up so unprepared. like Everybody showed up so unprepared. Yeah, absolutely. Come on up. I i won't leave until I make you can cry, Glick. I won't leave until I make you cry. Where's my invite?
04:25:34
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yeah so You're not going to make me cry. Glick, everything we talked about last month like everything talked about last six months You really want me to fucking go on stream? Or the live thing, whatever else, and tell everybody, here we are.
04:25:48
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It's a roast. Here are. oh Okay, I'm going to fucking Ohio. Let's do this. Bring it. no unde Do Do it. I, I, I, okay. And you guys know me. You guys know me. You know, I talk so much shit.
04:26:06
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I'm last, I'm gonna pull the curtain. I'm gonna pull the curtain back again. gonna let you guys in on a little secret. Last night on, on, on, on a trivia night when, when I was losing my fucking mind.
04:26:19
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And my panties were in a bunch and my pussy was hurt. oh yeah It was all an act. It was all an act because I'm because i'm the egomaniac and I'm the people on the network.
04:26:31
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and And everybody bought into it. Like and Blaze, Michael, Sue, like everybody was buying into it. Nah, he was good. I wasn't there, but I feel like it was real. You got any feelings there for me, didn't you? No, I wasn't. You were there. Shut your fucking door mouth.
04:26:51
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You know what, Jedi? You know what, Jedi? I'll take care of you. You know who daddy is. No, no, I'll take care of him. You get your own thing.
04:27:02
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and and michael was and and And Michael was like, at the end of the show, it was like, i was just fucking with you guys the entire time. And Michael was like, dude, that felt so fucking real. Because of this.
04:27:15
Speaker
no You're walking it back. Walking it back. but At the end of the day, you can do whatever you want, but I'm a champion. I am a true champion, and all I do is win. You're a Barbie girl in a Barbie world. I'm a Barbie Glick. I'm a Barbie Glick.
04:27:29
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With Barbie dig.
04:27:40
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I wake up every morning and piss excellence. If you don't shoot big red, fuck you. I'm Sparta. yeah yeah but butta yeah I am the goat i am course the absolute motherfucking goat yeah when it comes Blaze's trivia. And Blaze does a great job, man.
04:28:02
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I would never critique Blaze's trivia. I think he does an amazing job. um I think the questions he comes up with and the things that he changes up, but you know I'm just going to suck Blaze's dick for a second, and it is what it is. but That's all it takes is like that's a That's all it really takes right now.
04:28:21
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Thanks for pointing that out there, fucking Jedi. A strong breeze would turn into a sticky situation. Now we know Blaze is always in the woods.
04:28:36
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that's because people ain't out there yeah blaze is my uh yeah blaze is my guy i think he does an amazing job i will there's story he's not here bring him here is she okay me yeah she's fine she'll be here yeah she's okay she's good she's good she may be back she may not be back
04:29:03
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No, Brittany's good. yeah she prizees She probably will not be back, but she is okay. Okay. yeah she I've checked on her. She is exploring Narnia as we speak.
04:29:14
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I will be back. yeah yeah she is ah she's She's on a trip. she's they She goes to Narnia. I go to Wonderland. She's on a trip. we It's all gravy. She's okay. okay and We're good. We're good. Yeah, yeah.
04:29:32
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so i yeah i i know i give her I know I give her so much shit. I give her so much shit, but she is like she is like a little sister of me. You guys have no idea how much love I have for that girl.
04:29:45
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She's like a little sister to me, and I know I give her hell seven ways from Sunday. But she gives her right back to me. So... but
04:30:00
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We're just going to all sit here silently. ah Fuck that. We're silent. Fucking so many speak. We're just going to admire each other. We're waiting on you, Transil.
04:30:11
Speaker
Transil, what are you talking about? You don't want me to talk. Why you got your camera off? Transil, you talk so much shit. You're like, oh my god, i don't know if I should come up on panel. i'm meant to go i'm ah um'm a lot to I'm a lot to handle. Transil, we want to see your face.
04:30:27
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We want to see your face. God damn it all. Fuck you guys. There we go. You can't see me because the light's behind Fuck off, girl. You got to put the light in front of you. There she is. yeah I told you she'd be back and she's fine. Fuck that blow but but a What up, B-Pock? I'm listening, bitches.
04:30:48
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She's got that Nerf life patted on her chest. Oh, you weren't listening when I... Okay. I hope you weren't listening the time no like when the whole time. He said nice things about you. Yeah, I know.
04:31:03
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You know I love you, bro. You got savvy. I got savvy. Brittany means a lot to me. I don't give a fuck. She knows where I stand. britain brittanney means brittany means a lot to me she's like um yeah i don't give a fuck she knows how she knows where i stand She's like my little sister. and me little bitch I'll smack the shit out of her, too.
04:31:20
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Oh, you better watch out. You're going to have a Nerf dart stuck in your forehead, bro. Don't you play with me. you know that You know how many Nerf guns are in this house, girl?
04:31:35
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Yo, I bought my car with three Nerf guns in it. I'm not lying, either. Cash collects I've got...
04:31:46
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i've got all the nerf guns big small everything in between all the bull lattes yeah what's your sounds like you've got a lot of small dick in your life all but it not the size that man but it's not the size that matters that matters but Says the lady who's had a bunch of small dicks. That's what they told you.
04:32:11
Speaker
I'm PPG. I'm the founder and president of the Pecker Gang. Ain't nobody telling me nothing. At least you're not the default. What did you just say, Brittany?
04:32:27
Speaker
I would absolutely much rather be default if I had a bigger pecker. not new default i'm sorry I married, so here's what we are. That was mean. I'm sorry. He's married.
04:32:39
Speaker
He's married. Why are you married, Jedi? Divorce that bitch. Yeah, why the fuck would you go and do that? That's some stupid shit. Jedi, you telling me you're leave her for me. That's nice. I can't put it anymore. So here's where we are.
04:32:53
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Look, I leave her once a month for you and when I exercise my timeshare rights. You're right. You do. I'm sorry. It's way too hard right now.
04:33:04
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Jedi's wife doesn't know. Scotty doesn't know. Scotty doesn't know. Scotty doesn't know. Don't tell Scotty. Scotty doesn't know. know. ah night so I almost did a trivia question on that fucking song, but I should have. great like You should have.
04:33:26
Speaker
I love how Matt Damon makes a little fucking appearance in that movie, too, just to sing the song. I fucking love Matt Damon. I'm just going to go ahead and throw it out there. But also fuck Matt Damon. matt matt damon Matt Damon is like after Ryan Reynolds is my next Hollywood man crush.
04:33:44
Speaker
o Dude, I love me so much. Wait, who is your man crush? Ryan Reynolds and then Matt Damon. matt damon Matt Damon is just fucking... He's a smart dude. like sounds nothing like bad as too He went to Harvard.
04:34:00
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He didn't graduate. Yeah. what about Speaking of speaking speaking of speaking of actors. His his mom was a teacher. and His mom's a professor.
04:34:12
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Speaking of. youris that are Insanely smart. Blazer. I think you'll appreciate this. And you probably already know this. You know about Dolph Lundgren. Yeah, he's smart dude. Rocky IV, he's a fucking PhD. MIT, MIT, yeah like and and various other Ivy League schools. like That dude's a legitimate fucking genius, man. Crazy.
04:34:37
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Can you believe he almost killed Sylvester Stallone in that movie? Dude, he killed Apollo Creed, you son of a bitch. run I said he almost him. No, he killed Apollo Creed.
04:34:48
Speaker
I know he did that. I said he almost killed Sylvester Stallone. The world is the most small. Is someone
04:34:57
Speaker
able to talk? What? Is someone able to talk? Under Jedi.
04:35:05
Speaker
Under a Jedi? They're doing Jedi. It's the other one. Oh, Roadhog. Yeah, he's muted. He's got himself muted. He's got himself muted. He's doing some shit.
04:35:17
Speaker
He's trying to talk. What's going on? Roadhog doesn't have to be muted. He can talk all at once. Or he can just hang out and get high. whatever he Whatever he chooses. Roadhog, what's your attitude is? He chooses the ladder. He's got a glorious ginger beard.
04:35:34
Speaker
and you just We're all on our own little trail here tonight. Dude, Road Hulk's a tiny little dude, but that motherfucker's got some fucking biceps on him. Look at that fucking shit.
04:35:47
Speaker
They're not very big, but... He's got tiny little fucking biceps on him. He's starting hit on him. He's him. Am I hitting on Yeah, Barbie girl.
04:36:01
Speaker
um It's Barbie Blake, first of all. He's out there searching for a new Kendall. What? It's Barbie Blake, bitch. Damn. Hey, Nicky, I think he's trying to make you jealous.
04:36:19
Speaker
Oh. oh well wow. That's a throwback. That was low on my part. I apologize. that was low on my part i apologize yeah i was That was pretty bad. that pretty bad You know it's bad when Brittany gets her gun out again. yeah ah that was't That was a bad joke on my part.
04:36:41
Speaker
it is any like it was funny It was funny when it hit my head. The thing is, the last little thing wasn't coming out, and then the moment you said that joke, and I actually shot it, it finally came out. It finally came. It's a good joke, because ah just the that i'm living just the fact that I'm living and I'm having fun and I'm enjoying life, and I'm not and i'm not feeling some sort of way, she's jealous.
04:37:14
Speaker
You're right. fuck that bitch except she is i do i you not man just from what you told me i kind of i pick up on this whole she's kind of like me i had a good thing but but at the same time at the same time at the same time hopefully she'll grow and grow from that.
04:37:40
Speaker
Maybe. you Yeah, exactly. like I know I wouldn't. I'm a petty bitch. I wouldn't fucking grow it. Like you told me the next day when you were finally coherent. Bro, and I swear to God this was Blaze's words.
04:37:58
Speaker
You seem different, man. And then a few hours later we talked and he was like, there's a weight lifted off of you, man. You're in a good spot. Did I say that?
04:38:09
Speaker
yeah i did Yeah, I did say that. I did say that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Mind you, I was having a very coherent moment. say something going and you mind you Mind you, the night all hell was breaking loose, I had to call a timeout on our fight twice to make sure Blaze was still alive.
04:38:30
Speaker
Because I thought he might have been my attention. You were there when they broke up? Yeah, I was past that. I was drinking. and i was on that ah i I was drunk. I was on shrooms. I was on weed. I was on God.
04:38:46
Speaker
We were fighting. We were fighting. we were fighting. in blaze And Blaze, and for for as fucked up as Blaze was, Blaze was still trying to be the voice of reason. And Blaze is like,
04:38:57
Speaker
Glick, calm down, dude. It's not worth it. Don't fucking worry about it. It's good. It's good. And I'm like, nah, fuck this shit. because um And I was sober. So I was like sober mad. And I'm like, nah, fuck this. He's sober mad I'm drunk happy.
04:39:12
Speaker
i And he's being the voice of reason. He's like, just calm down, dude. It's not worth it. Talk about it in the morning, blah, blah, blah. And then he got quiet. i looked over ah I looked over at the couch and this was Blaze.
04:39:27
Speaker
so he just So in the middle in the middle of the fight, he just went full on possum in the middle. you He was just done.
04:39:38
Speaker
ah so he probably wasn't going to sleep. He was just pretending, so you'd leave him alone. So, so yeah, like, so it was so legit, I was like, I can't fight with you no more. I got to check on Blaze. So I went over there make sure he was still bleing breathing, checking his balls.
04:39:51
Speaker
He was good. So I like... so so So I like pushed him down on the wall. You checked my pulse. You checked my pulse.
04:40:04
Speaker
You hold the mirror under my nose, man. i'm just pi I'm just picturing Glick checking his pulse and a Blaze waking and be like, nobody's touched me like that in a minute. i was legitimately I was legitimately scared for this guy, dude, because he was mid-sentence and he just went,
04:40:24
Speaker
that is not That is not the first time in my life that I've been somewhere. I can't get into a fight with my i can't get ah get into a fight and and with my current fiance and my best friend die on the couch at the same time. like please just like Can you not die while I'm trying to break up with my girl? Please?
04:40:46
Speaker
and So I checked on him and he was still alive. So I kind of gently... and She's and mind you the entire time she's still yelling and screaming and I don't give a fuck and let's talk about random doublesh shit That doesn't even fucking matter so I just gently lay blazed out on the but on and love And I cover him up with a blanket and then I go back to fighting with her and then as she's like walking out the door i like
04:41:18
Speaker
Is Blaze still alive? Let me check on him. He's still alive. Hey, Blaze, why don't you wake up and get on the couch? And he doesn't move. Nothing. He doesn't move. He doesn't flinch. I'm like, Blaze, get up and go to the couch. because I wasn't already on the couch? Where was I? I know. That's like what I was going to ask. I wasn't already on the couch. Where was I?
04:41:39
Speaker
You were on the love seat, dude. were on the love seat. You were like pulling up on the love seat. And the next morning... but worry I'm back here. I'm in bed.
04:41:50
Speaker
I'm half asleep. This is what Blaze does when he comes up here. and Instead of just walking in the room and talking to me, he stands in the hallway and he puts his arm in the door he's like, hey, bud.
04:42:02
Speaker
Hey, bud. He just acts like nothing happened. Pause, pause, pause, pause, pause but pause pause for a second. I'm going to pause this story for a second.
04:42:14
Speaker
There's been many times in my Air Force career where I've walked in on one of my homies either banging after banging or before banging because I was drunk after pass out or whatever. be like, hey, I'm out or you want a burger or whatever.
04:42:29
Speaker
I happen to have one of those interruptions. of unperfect timing. So I've learned to do things like wave my arm in a room so I don't distract from anything.
04:42:42
Speaker
You've got to put a sock on the doorknob when you have. So we glick fit it when finished this story, i got I got a story for you. yeah So this is is the the funny thing about Blazeman. I appreciate it because he just sticks his hand in the door from the hallway it starts talking to me. I did
04:43:06
Speaker
some things to him, and whole time he's thinking of some really deep shit to tell
Conclusion and Reflections
04:43:14
Speaker
you, but he's just doing the dumb shit like that. I'm going to shut the phone. So I like roll over All I see is a hand in my doorway just doing this. It's literally in the door just doing this. And I'm like, bro, you can come in. Next time you do that, you got to draw eyes and like a smile on your hand while you're waving it. So just like smile.
04:43:42
Speaker
It's mini Blaze. Staying by. but yeah The few times Blaze has been up here, that's one of my favorite things because I know in the morning that's what I'm going to get. Hey, man.
04:43:55
Speaker
Hey, buddy. Until I wake up. Until I wake up. And and in in all honesty, Blaze could literally just come back here and jump on the bed and hit me with a macho man elbow drop. The elbow from the top rope, motherfucker. Hey, man. It's time to go to sleep. Yeah, exactly.
04:44:17
Speaker
Hey, bro. You up? I don't like this, guys. I'm not a fan of this. I don't like it.
04:44:28
Speaker
Go to sleep. Go to sleep, you astronaut. I'm not going to sleep. I'm going to enjoy this, but I'm going to get away from you fuckers. At this point, you know when nobody else doing is fucked up.
04:44:47
Speaker
At this point, guys, and Brittany, go with my Marine. and Y'all have a good night. and Enjoy. the work on the show Later. Later, guys. Have a good time, Tarantula. We're not too good of time.
04:45:08
Speaker
I will. I'll see y'all next week. Later. Later. I get up. so let flag it up Bye, Angel.
04:45:21
Speaker
So I get up, believe i talking and Blaze is like, what the fuck happened last night? yes like guys is that You gotta to get going for the road, Brittany.
04:45:34
Speaker
Blaze is like, literally the last thing I remember was you and Nikki screaming at each other, and I was like, bro, I thought you died. Was I a scream was i was screaming at No, no, no, no.
04:45:47
Speaker
and Me and Nikki were screaming at each other. and you And you were you were in my ear. youre like You were the Jiminy Cricket. And you're like, click, she ain't worth it. Stop it. Calm down. Don't get worked up. It's not worth it. Like, click, fuck her.
04:46:01
Speaker
You know, blah, blah, blah. And then you died. And that's what you said. like Jesus. was resurrected by the weed. yeah yeah and we
04:46:37
Speaker
no
04:46:47
Speaker
So, Blaze, when you woke up the next morning and they're broke, what was your reaction? What happened last night? i I pretty much i didn't know what was going on. I forgot the whole fucking thing, dude.
04:47:00
Speaker
I fucking be like, peace, I'm out. And I left. I drove back home. Because I had weed to smoke and I had and i had ah i had a job to get to.
04:47:11
Speaker
And mostly weed to smoke. Dude, on a road trip, smoking weed is like one of the best things to do. but um I could not drive and smoke weed. Holy fuck.
04:47:24
Speaker
I can't do anything. Dude, when I get high on panels, I'm a nightmare. Just like, really really um I go full retard mode. I don't even know what I'm doing. Weed affects everybody differently. So I don't, I don't, I don't. No, I love it. No, don't get me wrong. Sometimes it's okay. But sometimes it's just like, I'm just so dumb.
04:47:45
Speaker
I'm just so dumb. And all my reactions are delayed. every Like somebody will say something. And in my mind, it's like real time, and then I'll make a joke back.
04:47:59
Speaker
And they're like, that was like five minutes ago, bro. I'm like, oh, really? I do. Okay, so I do do that sometimes, but do i don I just don't care. I just don't care. It's only part of it.
04:48:12
Speaker
I mean, it's super obvious when I'm high too. My eyes get so fucking blood. Like even with gummies, my eyes get all fucking twacked out. Yeah. It's just ridiculous.
04:48:23
Speaker
Blake, are you ready to finish your story, sir? Because you're muted right now. Sorry, my bad. i was going to say, I'll be 100% honest with you. Even though Blaze and I talked before he left, when he got back home, he was like, hold on a second. Wait a minute.
04:48:41
Speaker
Dude. Did you Nicky break up? was like, yeah. He was like, bro, I was still fucking messed up when I left. And I was like, yeah, we did.
04:48:56
Speaker
He was like, and I shit you not, this is a quote. but and i He said, are you and Nicky broke up? i was like, yeah. he was like, hell yeah. Hell yeah. just Just as nonchalant, as calm, cool as Blaze is all the time, he was just like, hell yeah. yeah you Sometimes the truth does not need a and the truth does not need a choir band.
04:49:25
Speaker
Yeah, exactly. And then we got into the conversation, and I don't have to go into our whole conversation, but in that conversation, that's when Blaze was like, yeah, man, you got that weight lifted off your chest. I can already tell.
04:49:38
Speaker
He's like, you're already in a better place, man. So that's why I said Blaze will always be my guy. Yeah, that's awesome. Especially when you're going through it something like that. Even sometimes if it is the best thing, it doesn't feel like it when you're one going through it. So have somebody like Blaze to be like, hey, I can already see the difference in you, like that weight lifted.
04:50:00
Speaker
You kind of need that reinforcement when you're going through shit like that. What Blaze did was validate how I was feeling. Right, yeah. Because I'll be 100% honest with you guys. with As far as this breakup goes, dude, I was like, all right, whatever it is, what it is.
04:50:17
Speaker
i didn't feel any sort of way until she I didn't feel any sort of way until she started trying to play the victim and acting stupid. And it was just like, oh, we are not doing that.
04:50:28
Speaker
We are not doing that. You are not bringing that bullshit into my yard. I'll let you be known. You play that game. i will fucking put your truth out there. and No, you don't want your truth out there.
04:50:41
Speaker
So that's that's when I started doing it in some sort of way. Right. how Yeah, Jeff, you dont you don't want the truth out there, do you, Jeff? Oh, and we want to talk about Jeff.
04:50:52
Speaker
Well, he's he's doing the he's doing the smart thing. he's he's He's staying hidden. Yeah, because I put half the truth out that night. Yeah, some people one ah want to make others feel a certain type of way about things, and they don't want to stay hidden. And then, you know, you got to put their books in.
04:51:10
Speaker
I don't know what that's about, but yeah.
04:51:15
Speaker
Look, I'm perfectly fine being the bad guy in your story, but don't put it online. Don't make me look like an asshole online at the end of the day. You want to keep that shit in between your ears? She started to. She started to. She tried to.
04:51:31
Speaker
dude. I'll do that. I'm going to grab another beer. But yeah, like don't don't make me look like an asshole when I didn't do anything wrong. Because you start making me look like an asshole online and you start wanting to be the victim online.
04:51:45
Speaker
There's some shit that should never be made public. you know A breakup is one of those things that's between the two people. I'm not advocating for... you know That's a good point.
04:51:57
Speaker
You know what I mean? It's such a personal thing. It's such a personal thing. A breakup, you're in a relationship. You're committed. You're caring with somebody. like Don't put your personal shit out. that's I think that's low class. I think it's terrible.
04:52:11
Speaker
it's It's like revenge porn anything like that. like Don't talk shit online. Don't disparage your... Things didn't work out for a reason. One you might have fucked up. I don't know.
04:52:22
Speaker
But that's between the two of you and that's not meant for the rest the world. People fuck up. People make mistakes. But at the end of the day, everything happens for a reason.
04:52:36
Speaker
But i see, see i'm I'm the type of guy, there's no comebacks. There's no comebacks. like You don't get to walk away from a relationship and in a relationship and then a month or two later be like, oh, I fucked up. well wait i'm ah I'm lonely. I miss you. I fucking should have done it. Well, you should have thought about that because actually thats no comeback just actions have And that's what everybody told me. like
04:53:05
Speaker
like It wasn't already a thing. They're like, don't let her come back. I'm like,
04:53:11
Speaker
First and foremost, there are no replays. There are no replays with me. You don't get to rewind it back and just come back and act like nothing ever happened. Once once it's done, it's done.
04:53:24
Speaker
In my book. Once it's done, it's done. Fuck all that bullshit. I don't do that on again, off again. boy free I don't either.
04:53:35
Speaker
That's why if you want to walk away, make sure you're sure because it's done. you you you're not come like There's no do-overs, like you said. Absolutely. one It becomes a toxic environment if you do that. Oh, we're going to break up and get back together. but Then it's just fucking you can't trust the person. You can't rely on them.
04:53:54
Speaker
Commitment is a commitment. Like, It's not like, oh, you know what? I'm done with this commitment today, but I'll pick it up again tomorrow. No, fuck off. yeah you need a fucking You need a fucking timeout. There's no timeouts.
04:54:07
Speaker
It's either the end of the game or or it's not the end of the game. And that's and that's me personally. Like I said, I got rules. Don't lie to me. Don't cheat on me.
04:54:18
Speaker
And don't don't leave in the middle of a fight. If you do any of those things, I'm done. I'm checking out. umm um I'm flipping that switch and I'm done. At the end of the day, the loyalty, la man, loyalty, you got to earn loyalty with me. And when you lose it, you lose it.
04:54:36
Speaker
and there's and And I know i know I'm going to get a little biblical. I'm get a little biblical plays. it's just a It's just a meme and it's a quote that i it's just a meme and a quote that I really enjoy.
04:54:48
Speaker
And and and it's I can't remember it exactly. all How does it go? It was something like if loyalty wasn't a real thing. then Lucifer would still be sitting on the right side of God.
04:55:03
Speaker
So, you know, it's it's kind of like once you break that trust, once you once you lose that... It's game over. That's the thing with relationships. so like It's not all going to be fucking rainbows and sunshine.
04:55:17
Speaker
The hard part is where you really find out if you're compatible, if you can do it. like The easy shit is like, oh, you're so cute. I love you. like Let's be together. When fucking shit breaks down and you can stick through it and not give up on it, that is what makes a real relationship in the end.
04:55:36
Speaker
Mm-hmm.
04:55:39
Speaker
I'm gonna have to peace out. um um but um'm I'm at the end of my night, guys. Sorry. Me too, bro. I am. going to peace out. You guys have a great one. Roadhog dog, it was great to meet you.
04:55:54
Speaker
Glick, have a great night. Lazy, as always, glad you came up tonight. but look Always good hanging out on the the Blazin' Network.
04:56:05
Speaker
I love it here. The blazing. It's always a good time. You're going to make Glick fucking have an aneurysm. I'm not going to have an aneurysm because that was the greatest fucking mind drop ever because you guys have no idea how much I have been pushing Blaze to take ownership with with this year because i tell everybody Blaze is my right hand guy.
04:56:31
Speaker
Blaze is my dude. like As far as his network goes, that That mic drop was fucking amazing because that was him finally like, this is my motherfucking shit, putting that stamp on it.
04:56:44
Speaker
like I loved it. I yeah fucking loved it, man. Yeah. and and And I love that we call it the Blazing Network right now. Like, we joke around and all the way mean, it's clearly a partnership and a great one. You guys are killing it. Yeah.
04:56:59
Speaker
I fucking love it. I believe. yeah You guys are so much fun hang out with. Never once have I come up in here and been, oh, I wish I wouldn't have done that. Fuck no.
04:57:11
Speaker
Full steam. Let's go. yeah Yeah, no. Blaze and I, we just put it to the floor, and whatever happens, happens. And we just enjoy what we do, man.
04:57:23
Speaker
So, yeah, no. Blaze is my guy. Maybe I sound really gay. Maybe sometimes I sound really gay when I talk about Blaze, and that's OK. I don't mind sounding gay, because I do. I love that. I love that.
04:57:35
Speaker
That's my guy.
04:57:39
Speaker
That is my guy. Jedi, you're my gay. He's your guy. I'm your guy.
04:57:49
Speaker
For the record, I'm not gay, ladies and gentlemen. He's not gay and I'm not gay. but When I go on random panels, though they're like, you seem gay, bro.
04:58:00
Speaker
I'm like, why? The fuck did I do? Like I'm up here sucking dicks or something? No, I'm not gay.
04:58:10
Speaker
What am I doing sucking dicks? like what the fun like this I have people within within less than five minutes of meeting me like, you seem gay, bro. It just showed up on panel. Fuck off. It just showed up on the panel. I got to grab my last few beers. be right back.
04:58:29
Speaker
Oh, damn it, Glick. I got leave, bro. I'm not charged. I'm in charge. Okay. Roadhog, what the fuck you got going on there? What's that? Is that a mop?
04:58:41
Speaker
No, this is Teddy, my dash hound. Your dash hound. All I can see is like it looks like a mop, but for that moves. Oh, there we go. There we go. That's better.
04:58:53
Speaker
When it's just the back of his head with all that fur, it looks like a mop.
04:58:59
Speaker
Yeah, this is my teddy bear. Wait, which one's free you or the dog? don't know.
04:59:07
Speaker
I don't know. i don't know
04:59:21
Speaker
But yeah, anyways, I'm going to peace on out. All right. Have a good night, bro. It was good meeting you. guys have a wonderful night and I'll talk you on another one
04:59:37
Speaker
All right, Glick. I'm going to peace out to you. Everybody's gone. Glick's going to come back to nothing.
04:59:53
Speaker
so it's on. Once again, we'll do the picture.
05:00:00
Speaker
I gotta go hold my dick. gotta go hold my day
05:00:40
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Everybody just fucking dipped out. Okay, that's cool. All right. Well, five hours just seems like a good night. Thank you guys for listening. Thank you guys for hanging out. Hopefully you guys enjoyed our crazy-ass show tonight.
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