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Tonight, Blaze and Jeff watch and review three movies with a focus on choreography. Kodama is a film about a samurai swat team battling supernatural spirits. The second film is a short comedy action about a woman getting revenge for the death of her husband. Third film on Deck is a French film called, Acéré. Finally, oh we didn’t forget the bonus, episode 2 of Hangover Food: Vampire Influencer.
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Kodama | Shortverse https://search.app/NH9GsKzAxCCcdaoT6
Yellow Belt Fury | Shortverse https://search.app/7uX4NUJMhQApjfK38
Acéré | Shortverse https://www.shortverse.com/films/acere
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Friday Excitement and Evolving Choreography
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Hahaha!
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Dude, hit the button! Yeah, hit the button. Oh my, oh my, it's another Friday. We sound so excited. Oh man, I'm at that that level where... The drugs are kicking in? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:01:56
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That's exactly what it is. But, but I think tonight is going to be fun. I do have a theme. So before I'm going to mix, I'm going to mix things up a little bit. I'm going against what my notes are because it goes into the theme. It just gives the whole theme away of tonight. So movie lingo is choreography, the sequence of steps and movements in dance or figure skating, especially in the ballet.
00:02:24
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or other stage dances. However, that has even changed over time to mean fighting sequences. So that's what I did there. I see what I did there. I got it. Yeah. So fighting sequence. I think the sequence is similar. Excuse me. I did watch a documentary on the making of John Wick, and there was a lot of choreography in there.
Philosophy in The Matrix and Hyperreality
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Yes. You know what other movie had a lot of choreography in it. Go ahead. I know you want to say it.
00:02:54
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Matrix. Yeah. I do. that That movie's on your brain for like two weeks. And so, and the reason why it's been on my brain for two weeks is I've been looking into... Blacie you are the one. An individual by the name of Jean. I had to write this down.
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oh
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I'm going to push you off. Yeah, words are hard, buddy. Right. Bulliard. Bulliard. Bulliard. Anyway, he's a post, he's a post modern philosopher even though he wouldn't consider himself one but he wrote a wrote a book in the 80s called Simulacra and simulation. Okay. And for the movie matrix everybody that was working on that movie had a had to read that book. Anyway, it's a very interesting philosophy. A lot of people bought into it a little conspiracy type kind of way. I think kind of like mixed in parts of solipsism. I don't want to get too much into it because what's really the irony of it all is the genre guy that wrote the book
00:04:19
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actually detested the movie and he thought the movie was wrong on some accounts like one point was um the simulacra or the hyper reality in which we find ourselves in today is not something that we're going to realize that we're really in okay and the matrix in the movie had this delineation between the simulation and and the uh oriard Baudrillard. Thank you. Baudrillard. You're welcome. Anyway, he's he's French. He's French. So anyway, died like in
Friday Routines and Social Media Promotion
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2002 or 2007 or so. Anyway, so I just find it interesting um if you want to get a little bit of insight of how what's going on in the movie. So anyway, that was my little matrix rant of the night.
00:05:16
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I'm sure it will be your last. But yeah, no, it's you know, I'm glad it's Friday. du And and yeah I always look forward to Friday because it's movie day and I get to see something. I have it. I do. M.K. 2000. What's up? Happy Friday. My dog. My dog. I think it's raining outside. My dogs that give me attention. oh She does not like that.
00:05:46
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She's not like the rain. oh <unk> she's She expects thunder. It's the thunder shield. Oh, okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. She's like animals enjoy that. My other dog doesn't give you shit to die. I'm going to check the weather real quick guys. All right. Friday. I can, I can use a minute while you're doing that.
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it's great Don't forget everybody bio.link slash nonsensical network everywhere. We do what we do. You can find it. Of course, don't forget beauty in the beard, creative corner on Facebook and Instagram, where you can get all our merch or get your own merch, make
Merchandise and Trivia Night
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your own thing. And Nikki will make it for you. heard of work And I've still put down the challenge. $10,000 worth of merch bought no matter what it is. And Nikki will share it with my face on it. I sent over. I sent over.
00:06:42
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earlier today, the design for the T-shirt for the swag bag for the winner of the Trivia Night. Oh. Which I will tell you this month's trivia theme at the end of the show, so stick around. Yes. So, um. Now you gotta stick around so you know. Right? with With that being said,
French Movie Review and Banter
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tonight's first movie is called, you know, it's A-C-E-R-E.
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aher It's French. It's French. um it's It's all in French. There are subtitles. Nice. Yes. I'm learning French, so I can see how much I can learn it. Perfect. Perfect. I dig it. I dig it. I have only 41 days in, so cut me some slack. and So the biggest focus tonight, of course, is choreography. And this one is just a couple minutes long.
00:07:35
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And it's literally just fine. Yeah. but it's it's it's It's pretty good. I don't know exactly the whole plot. If you read the subtitles, you might be able to figure it out. I don't know. But no you know, i I just started watching Lupin again on Netflix and it's in French. OK. Excellent show. I think you'd like it.
00:08:05
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he killed my du but they I do want to give him my. Yeah. What's your recreation? So, I think some of the choreography is a little off but I mean, I'm just an amateur. Well, I have a question. Yeah. Are you, is this got like a major budget behind it or is it like a like, is it like fan made or is it a small studio behind it?
00:08:33
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It's definitely like it's very small studio. Okay. So yeah. So yeah probably not the greatest actors or choreographers. No, no, I'm, I'm definitely, I'm going to give it a three, three and a half. Okay. Three and a half pop. Now I know what it is. Yeah. He said definitely, definitely, definitely worth, worth a couple of notes. All right, great, man. Let's do this.
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message's definitely definite definitely one of
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bus follow I can barely hear the French and I don't think that's that's because it's in the other room but I was guessing it was French it might not be
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sorry good that's that
'Yellow Belt Fury' and Feminine Power
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terrible choreography It's not. but it seems like a But it looks more like they're yeah like they' going through a practice of what they're about to do. Okay, I see what you're saying. like it's There's no flu in this shit. Nice knife throw. That was dope.
00:09:51
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Damn, that looked like it hurt. Oh, they definitely take some damage, each one. Pretty gnarly. um
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That dude's gonna have a cool scar. God damn. take Take a nap, lay down. Jesus.
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yeah the police mills will apply hold
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right here yeah yeah i didn't know if he was trying to break the blade or what take it out of his yeah yeah i don't recommend do so i always I don't know what it is, but Whenever I watch a movie and there's a blood splatter and it hits the camera or they make it look like it hits the camera or something like that. I love it. Yeah, absolutely fucking love it. That's chef's kiss 100%. I get it. I always dig it. Always. I always dig it. Oh, right.
00:11:20
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da up Yep. That's French. so but That's what I thought. Okay.
00:11:30
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he said sava which means like how but so how would you how would you pronounce the title and what does that word? It's ASEAN ASEAN what it means? I don't know what it is. Okay. Molly, can I have I want my my my leg. Yeah, that's definitely French.
00:11:54
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It's really bad French. It's not great French. to Aussie air It's Cuban slang okay so it's like french guianana france Yeah, but it's you know what it's it's it's slang for friend or dude nice do threw the knife then a knife tighte you won't actually throw the knife sorry but He's called dude
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nice ah love
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And if the Polly Shore version comes out of the... It makes no sense. I don't know what the plot is, why they're fighting. I don't understand how Bill just stabbed himself. But I'm not mad at the fight. Not either. Dude, he cut the back of his neck. That looked like it fucking hurt.
00:13:11
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Put a Z in it! He sorrows.
00:13:16
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nice okay the blood looks fake as fuck it looked like really bad jello hmm i do like the camera angle because you thought he was up against the wall now he's on the floor i like that no i always thought he was on the floor or at least i would like you know what i mean like it had that still there go
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people't die
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Next. Yeah,
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I want to say not French France. More like French Guiana or. Will that be something like around Cuba and shit? I don't know. it's Africa. Oh, wait, Cuba's not. No, it's not.
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Anyway, um, I will have to do some more looking into that because I'm confused on the title compared to what you watched. Um, I'm actually, actually I'm confused with the plot even was, but I'm not mad at the choreography. Again, that is why I picked it. Well, the beauty of something like this is this, like, no, no, no, no. If, if you were an actor.
00:14:41
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or stuntman and you wanted to do put this on your reel, I'd fucking hire either one of those dudes in my movie. Because it looks like they have the ability to do the fight. Even though, as you said, and in the beginning of the fight, it looked like they were kind of practicing for the fight they were going to have. But that dude with the knife throw, that was dope. He kind of, yeah I like that. I like that.
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All right, I agree the plot there there wasn't one it was just we're fighting for no reason It is kind of seemed like it's a resume real right, but it also in the very beginning I think the the guy that comes I Hate to use the term black guy, but the when the black guy comes in The Asian dudes lean up against wall and in the background you hear he killed Matteo and So, I'm assuming the guy that came into the room was talking to his buddies and his buddies like, hey, that motherfucker out there killed Mateo. Go get his head. I guess Mateo is the big bad boss. Big bad. Big bad. Big bad. Oh my gosh. Words are hard tonight. You smell toast. Man, as long as I don't smell almonds, I guess I'm good. So, what do we have on Monday nights? I can, you know what?
00:16:04
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I yelled a glick about this on Wednesday. He removed it, little prick. But, luckily, I know it by heart. So, Mondays, Speedway Stories and Cold-Blooded Conversations with Wally. um They talk either races, motorsports, or, of course, reptiles, depending on who he has on and what he's talking about. Monday after that is um Men Caring for Men, the Men's Mental Health Podcast. Of course,
00:16:33
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They're dealing with mental health. Of course, it's hosted by Connor. Tuesdays is Glick's house music. And I forgot to ask him who he has on this week. Okay. So this Tuesday, this Tuesday, I do know he does not have a music guest, but he
'Kodama' and Video Game Choreography
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is having a special guest co-host on and they're going to listen to music. with j yeah Nice. I like that. Yeah. It's going to be this guy. There you go. Yeah.
00:17:03
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because you guys both have like you're kind of like I don't want to put you guys on that on that spectrum of your opposite music wise but I know some of the stuff that that Glick and I like you're not you're like yeah not my cup of tea yeah I I like that a little yeah I like to talk music and explore music and uh last time Glick and I got together I'm not smart enough it was uh it I think you came up that night too didn't you I don't do that yeah I don't even know what fucking day it is Yeah, it's it's it's it's so yeah, so it's gonna be kind of like an open panel base kind of not like a free free for all but people come up chit chat about music. I know last time I think Lazy came up Brittany came up and it was turned out as a bunch of stone or drug talk to so James Luker came up dropped in chit chat for a while. So it was it was fun. It was fun. So
00:18:00
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And then of course, Wednesdays is what the fuck news, where we tell you all the news that is news that makes you say what the fuck. And this week we have, well, next week, sorry, we have the reverse of the penis story. but we We just told stories of women seeing the a penis for the first time and Glick found a list of men seeing vaginas for the first time. So we're gonna use a little twist on the penis report for next week.
00:18:28
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Yeah, and and he already read me a couple of them, and oh my gosh, we were laughing behind the scenes, so should be good. All right, all right. Thursday's still a kind of a black hole of, eventually Jeff Scroggs will get back there, but I gotta to get on track with life. um Then of course Fridays is this show, not such a chill, where we discuss movies, obviously movie theories, and we give our ratings and our opinions on all things. Theories. I haven't given the theories yet. Yeah, I guess sometimes you just did about the matrix. technical I mean, you gave that that that French dudes opinion. oh Oh, that was lost. I don't know what you're talking about. See, any who, Saturdays, don't forget, is the flagship show. Nonsensical nonsense will open door challenge where we open the door and you can kick it in and come
00:19:27
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get your opinion on whatever the fork we're talking about. And then Sundays, of course, is not necessarily rough just with Glick and the boys talk some. I'm going to be there this Saturday. I have a very important question to ask you and Glick on Saturday. Yes, Glick is gay. He is my secret lover. That's not the question, that but that doesn't even answer the but go ahead, go ahead. But yeah, that's the rundown of all our shows. Don't forget bio dot.link slash nonsensical network. You can find all our shows live pretty much every single day. And of course replays are on YouTube, Spotify, and anywhere you find podcasts. And before Jeff gives his review of the first movie, how do you pronounce that and say that again? I see it. All right. The E is and emphasized.
00:20:20
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Lift the curse. Lift the curse safe.
00:24:31
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and that was lift the curse their song safe I'm not sure exactly what they're repeating and he's saved from don't know but I'm sitting there digging it I'm like ooh this sounds like alternate and use our metal or alternative yeah rock or some shit like that and all of a sudden I'm like oh okay hello jump on this but yeah you know, I like it. I like
Vampire Influencer Antics
00:25:02
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their their stuff. It's pretty good. Yeah, I caught their interview. I think it was just started off both of them and then I think one had to jump off and then it was can't remember their names. Good guys though and they're out of Texas. So, yeah. Only strike against them. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Alright. So, Jeff, two winners. Well, okay. What is your rating? I'm
00:25:30
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obviously just be hurt those say like Jedi what is up my dear? Yes, uh, well actually I don't want to sound like I'm piggybacking off your way to say long but had to hit the like and make sure Jeff is still deported he is ah I don't want to sound like I'm piggybacking off you because I have the exact same rating as you and Uh, because I think four is, is a little too high because there's no real plot, but three is too low because the choreography, I know you said it looked like they were, I thought it was actually really good. Yeah. Well, absolutely. I mean, I've seen, ah see name I've seen some better. I've seen way worse. I think this is overall tonight, the worst though. Really? I think that's, that's a pretty high bar.
00:26:23
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Because like I said, that knife toss where dude tossed it from one hand to the other, that was kind of dope. That gave me Game of Thrones vibes where she, plant that was kind of dope. Like I said, so three and a half is for me. I enjoyed this. ah Although the French was. yeah This one, I don't think has a very, the next one, which is a yellow belt fury. Nice. um Yeah. um
00:26:55
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this one is even though it's even though it's even though it's like dark underneath it's got a bright facade okay it's it's quirky um humorous um the choreography isn't even though it's like not like a a john wick sort of fight It is is is choreography feed very well. Sort of like a dance fight. Like it's purposely. What's that? More like Kurosawa. I have no idea what you're talking about. It's exactly the day. Please enlighten me. Kurosawa is the director. What's his name? The dude that directed all them fucking awesome movies. Quentin Tarantino baseballs his movies off of.
00:27:49
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i like there's old old asian black and white like kung fu movies and okay i see samurais and shit yeah i could be wrong you know i'm no but you know yourself film all the way through no but i i could see how you can how we can kind of line up with that yeah okay anyway i will uh what's your rating before you get into it let's just play it oh wait i guess that's the same one um what is my rating on
00:28:24
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This one I will say is a four. I just I it had okay. So, it has a good strong feminine power power vibe too. So, it kind of played at my my lefty heartstrings. Not gonna lie. Not gonna lie. i always win So just real quick. So just real quick, all three of these films and tonight, excluding the bonus one from clippest. Y'all know what the bonus one is episode two of, um, fucking God damn it. Hangover food, vampire influence. yeah Yeah. Anyway, this one, all three of them are from, uh, short verse dot.com.
00:29:12
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All these links are all in the bottom in the description along with all the music that's played on this channel as well. nice well Let's get into it. I don't know.
00:29:40
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He's gonna get it! Waffles? Fuck yeah, waffles.
00:29:48
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Fucking love me some waffles. Try again tonight? That's part of my life. I thought she was doing a whip-it. We're gonna cap it in three, right? I did, too. Middle children. Yeah, this looks awesome already. The first time, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. God, you look so hot right now.
00:30:07
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Love yourself. Hello? Yes, the accounts. love you He's cheating on you. Oh, hi. I'm actually not really. Well, it's like freezing up. I don't know. You say it was freezing. It froze for a second. I didn't see what happened. Oh, here. Let me. yeah we wanted just to hear nothing I guess nothing.
00:30:36
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I saw the light and I didn't see an a nail. Oh, he's hearing it. She's hearing it from outside. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. I thought it was happening in front of her for a second. and I was like, yeah Oh, okay.
00:30:54
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She killed him. No.
00:31:04
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Okay, do you get what's going on so far? She's flashing forward and backward all at the same time? No, apparently he got mugged or something or he got hit and run. She's like, I got this. I'm going to avenge him. Yeah. Yeah. Something like that. Yeah, exactly. Okay. Yeah. I thought she killed him and she just... No, no. She's like, I'm going to go learn how to defend and kick some ass.
00:31:33
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It's gonna become I would like to learn the art of self-defense against extraterrestrial life Did you hear what extra treks real life? Yes, I can eat he fucked him up This thing takes a goddamn fucking left third. It's so hurt in the picture behind You know what? No, I don't in my I don't think it is but what rating did I give this movie by the way? Yeah, you didn't Oh, no, you said four. You just didn't play it. OK, cool. Oh, I didn't. Oh, I got to play four because it's definitely a four. All right. It's definitely. See, I'm bringing I'm bringing some quality shit. Yeah, this is good. I like it. She said extraterrestrial life turns into weird. It turns out. Welcome to Earth, motherfucker. Oh, yeah.
00:32:32
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She's learning from a white suit. True classes are at full capacity. Quite the opposite. Oh. How quickly can I become a black belt? You'll earn your belts with time. I don't have time. Look at that video, that was awesome. Get out of your foot, please!
00:33:07
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She looks so slow in the back though. Right? She's learning every time.
00:33:15
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She looks like me at 10 trying to do these same moves. So this is one thing I liked about it. like it was It was purposely over the top campy. You know what I mean? Yeah. I fucking love that. It's just, yeah. There's nothing better in campiness.
00:33:35
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It's like self-aware of it, too. Self-aware. Right. Kind of like Evil Dead sort of. can Yeah.
00:33:48
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That's how I learned my martial arts from watching TV. Right? Who loves it? Yeah, I learned sports. I mean, who doesn't love a good fight montage? Right? Or training montage. Training montage. Yeah. Who the fuck is just going to cut her chin off?
00:34:05
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Yeah. Sleep with that knife. She got a yellow belt, y'all. She's crying. I love it. That's genius. right You've shown the potential of a promising pupil. She tied it wrong. I've searched the entire planet for an ideal reproductive specimen. I don't fucking know how to fucking hold up. She tied it like you would tie a shoestring. That's not how you tie a Hold up, Jeff. Jeff's having a nerd moment. I want him to share this with me. Why he expects me to know. I know. I know the reason why i' not properlyly tall currante belt please go help hold on I'm show because you actually loop it. And I have an example because my my cousin,
00:35:04
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He actually has a black belt. And I was goofing off one day and I put it on, and he's like, that's not who you're talking about. And I was like, no, because I care. Now um I can't unsee it. So you you actually loop it. She tied it like you would a shoestring. Like, you know, when you just tie something around your waist, you actually loop it like the like so.
00:35:29
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Sorry, it's weird. You're muted. I didn't realize I was muted, my bad. Anyway, I was gonna say, okay, now I see the difference, but I'm still gonna call it karate. All right, understood. I'm just saying. So let's go back to, let's learn how to kick a, kick an ET's ass. Well, an ET, I'm sure. I wish you could say it in pregnant. Ultimate destruction. This movie's gonna be awesome. She's gonna be pregnant. Getting rid of your human mate was exceptionally easy.
00:36:13
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Turns out she's the alien that killed her husband. Right? She didn't fuck her up, she just punched her right in the nose. Ooh, weird turn of events. Okay, but... Whoa, that was kind of a cool move.
00:36:32
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Oh, yeah. When does a yellow belt think they can beat a black belt? I mean, that's just... Yeah, I'm sorry. Well, especially, like, why would the alien train the person who kicked their... I think it's because the belts are tiring. Make her worthy. It's the belts. Because they're tiring. Yeah, they're tiring. Cut off the circulation. Do the thing.
00:37:11
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did Did she just meow? I guess so.
00:37:18
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The sound kind of goes a little wonky. i think It does. I actually like the green blood though. I do too. and a green heart like she just went to. ten Looks like an avocado. but covered in blocks bing the You just you just beat the first boss. Yes. Now level up. Oh man. I would have taken her belt. You just beat. I **** I **** love that clip. That was awesome. I mean, she technically beat him.
00:37:54
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bought for She she beat the the teacher. I'm just saying. I'm just saying. I already did show the movie lingo. This is when I would show the movie lingo, but I already showed the movie lingo. I know. Choreography. oo Speaking of choreography, go for it. you like I thought. Oh, wait. No, not yet. Go ahead. Go ahead. No, I'm not going to be writing yet. OK, go ahead. But the choreography part of this, I I did enjoy it. You know, the whole, you know, she never used them. She's playing with nunchucks. She's playing with the stick and, and, uh, post the sleeping with the fucking Katana. Kind of weird. I mean, she didn't have a cover on it. Nothing. Ooh. I would love to have seen a Katana fight. Right. That would have made it better. That would have been pretty dope. Um, the, the fighting.
00:38:54
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the the The moves they did are actually really good. Yeah. And, and like, you know, she's trying to sweep the leg and failed because she moved her foot, which just seems kind of obvious. But it could have gone a little bit more detailed. It was a lot of training and not a lot of fighting. You know what I mean? It was like if it would have been opposite, it would have been better. But, yeah. All right. Pretty decent choreography. Well, before you give your rating, we'll go ahead it up a quick music break. Speaking of James Luca earlier, we're going to go ahead and listen to a song. Blacked out. Apparently after drinking a lot, a lot, a lot, a lot, you go blacked out. I
Music Break and Show Discussion
00:39:39
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know nothing about that. I've never slept beside my car in the grass. Ever. There was ah there was a few times where I would, instead of like crashing, like I go, I would go drink at a buddy's house.
00:39:53
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and if their wife was a bitch, then I didn't want to fucking drive home because I was way too drunk. I go fucking sleep out of my car. I fucking, I would purposely, i and like even to this day right now, I have a blanket in my car. Just in case. Just in case. Just in case I need to sleep in it. So, but yeah.
00:43:29
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All right James i like that's locked out he is sorry Willie Nelson But there are so many there is another country singer. I with smoke weed
00:43:41
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Anyway. Dude, I heard smoking weed with Willie Nelson is dangerous for your health because that dude could smoke. Right. I'm just not, ah I'm not really a country. Understood. I do like that song. James Luker is definitely a country singer, but he's a donor as well, in a way. I'm not saying he's like a stoner. I'm a stoner. So was Toby Geath. A lot of people don't know. Yeah. Yeah. He did that song. I won't smoke weed with Willie again. but Maybe, maybe, maybe.
00:44:11
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maybe maybe labeling but ought to um maybe labeling him a stoner would be out of bounds. I apologize. I don't want to throw through. Well, I mean, he might have a reputation to protect. Why would he be associating with I was going to say, I mean, i'm just i'm you're, you're setting the bar really high. It comes to rating this movie. This was what's it called? I always, I always, I always appreciate, I always appreciate some self deprecating here. What was that? I'm sorry. what movie again This movie was called yellow belt fury. Yellow belt fury. I enjoyed it. It wasn't, it was, it took itself, it didn't take itself serious.
00:45:03
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but it took me something serious for the campiness. You know what I mean? but But did you see what I mean? There was that dark undertone. Yeah, it was very good of the campiness. So for for me, I'm going to, I'm going to stick right where I am in three and a half.
00:45:22
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Nice. Nice. Uh, I did appreciate the green blood. I think that was funny. The alien chief. the extraterrestrial that killed her husband happened to be the one that taught her. out I have a really weird thing for green. So, anything green, I'm like, I'm **** in, you know, that bright green that they use for her eyes and and her blood. I was like, **** out. Oh, so, the next one is the longest one for the night. It's like 14 minutes long. Oh, well, oh my gosh. 14, 15 minutes. Oh, I'm just saying that's why i'm like
00:45:56
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if if i am I'm going too fast. Please tell me you so. No, no, no. Speaking speaking of going fast and going slow, slow, slow. Jeff shared with her shared with me a story. I was going to bring this up tomorrow night, but I'm bringing it up right now. That that ah his boss, his boss has has the same opinion as I and I've been right all along. Jeff, share with us with that opinion.
00:46:28
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mr god need fucking an energy drink crack it He did call me a cheat on cocaine today because I talk really fast when I get excited.
00:46:39
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So, where is that? I'm sorry. I was reading Glick's freaking message. What up fuckers? I'm here to kung fu kicking karate chop jab. Kick ass and chew bubble gum and I'm out of bubble gum.
00:46:57
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So yes, i want a routing pipe is but yeah, i was called g on okay and and I was told to lay off the caffeine for a little while. I just got to learn to slow down.
00:47:09
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is what it is
00:47:15
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like i said before we start i wish i let it and looks like a little My tail starts wagging and I get all and excited. I wish I had the conversation recorded the way you led into it though. Oh. Mm hmm. Anywho. You know, I'm cocaine. Anywho. I don't know. Mr. Red Bull Monster. I don't even. I forgot what brain you're fucking. There. Amperes. Amperes. Amperes. A drink. If you're drinking something called Amperes, I think we've lost a lot of freaking themselves in the first place.
00:47:53
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there whatever. Good stuff. he's good this This next movie is called Kodama. Kodama? Kodama. So this is Japanese. um So again, subtitles. ah I looked I looked a little bit into Kodama what it was. Apparently Kodama is a Japanese spirit. ah Anyway, this is
00:48:24
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This is the movie that's got the samurai SWAT team. Oh, yes. This is a guy. This this is the one that dude has like telekinetic power over his sword or some shit. And there's like spirits and everybody wants telekinesis and ghosts and stuff. Uh, real quick, though, Glick, I really thought Ilabelle Fury was going to have something to do with our Kelly.
00:48:50
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yeah why we these yellow explain <unk> kelly oh yellow got yeah yeah come on i got that reference gotcha
00:49:06
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I'm on a lot of like stoner. I'm I'm I'm okay. I'm on a lot of stoner pages and somebody was asking about how that fake e and somebody had made a comment about where to get it or some shit like that. I guess you can find it. Hold on, you can find it. It's fake pee, so you pass the drug test. But apparently some adult stores sell it or in the foreign industry, it's also known as fetish pee. It's like for
00:49:45
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or
00:49:47
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it's to make it look like they're really getting peed on when they're really not getting peed on. That actually makes sense. Yeah. Because I like if I was a porn star and I was like, oh, you're doing a pee scene. Can we use some fake pee because that dude's kind of nice. That chick's kind of like funky. Exactly. Stoner pages. Right? it So that's something new. That's the fetish pee. Yeah. So there you go. There you go. That's a, that's a cool fetish pee.
00:50:15
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Let's see. I'm putting my fifty-five gallons on now. Hold on. I am jotting down this timestamp. or Alright. Okay. So, uh, Kodama. Man, this **** movie's badass. I'm giving it a four and a half. Okay. Wow. You're really up here on these, man. Oh, man. Man, I i don't know what it is. I picked someone's that i really just resonated with her. Yes. So, on with the show. Oh, wait. What did I say? I say four and a half. Let's see. You did. You did say four and a half. Four and a half. Four and a half. That's that's high marks, buddy. There's five as high as we go. Mm hmm. Oh, I think uh I don't think you'll go four and a half but you're definitely definitely not
00:51:15
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the states most serve fra
00:51:22
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don't ask me what that says I'm not reading that 150 years ago the rapid industry of Japan drove the I didn't read at all now and yeah okay so the 150 years ago okay
00:51:39
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du no tell her forget the button okay 150 years ago, the rapid industrialization of Japan drove the Yuduki spirits out of their natural homes. I can barely read that. It's like really small and very faint. But out of their natural homes. So apparently somehow what pushed them out of there? The industrialization of Japan. Interesting. So somehow they
00:52:11
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they fucked around and found out with the supernatural ghost zone. Gotcha. Pretty much. And it says, because it showed something else. Now you're getting get a good chance to read it. Oh, is that something else right there? No, no, no, no. I'll pause it when it's there. OK. Oh, go ahead. If you have control, go for it. There you go. In order to keep the, oh my god, I could barely read something.
00:52:36
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and gelled spirits at bay, a specialist team of samurai was formed and gilled an A-N-G-E-R-E-D. Angled, angered. Fuck, I'm an idiot.
00:52:58
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God, I feel so stupid. I read for a living. ah yeah Yeah, I'm just saying. uh... so good so good actually it a weird spot the yellow blended in with the doorway in a very uh... oh fuck there's more today the swatch samurai hunt i can't read it in person imprisoned the you'll fuck yokha yukai uh... fuck i don't know man in a man made spirit world only
00:53:38
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assembled by enhanced portal. Enchanted portals. Accessible. Accessible and by a chance. Today the Swat Samurai hunt and imprison the Yokai in a man-made spirit world only accessible by enchanted portals. and we There we go. go. Oh, we're going into the portal, baby. ah Yeah, that's exactly where they're going. I mean, they could have made the words bigger.
00:54:07
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Those are the only things between us and the vengeance of the yokai. It's like imagine like having Ghostbusters in feudal Japan and and but instead of like trapping the spirits you go in there and sword fight them too. I know man. I guess. Leave me alone.
00:54:32
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The rats are there too by the way. You can hear them.
00:54:38
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Oh, why'd you change the video? Oh, I wouldn't be able to see it there. I put it back there. No, it isn't. You guys, gentlemen, in the comments, let me know what you guys think. That looks cool. This or the other format?
00:54:56
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Dad! How did you get in here? Sorry, I'm sorry. I just wanted to see. I mean, look at the city. Did you just stab him?
00:55:08
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It's okay. I'm here now, Arthur. I'm here now. Nothing's gonna happen to you. You hear me? At least the words are in English. Not that it helps Jeff read it any better. I agree. Okay, that looks dope. CGI's pretty good. Together.
00:55:38
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Dude, is he gonna shoot him with his finger?
00:55:43
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No, they use guns, too. Which is interesting. Yeah, I thought that was pretty cool. Not the way I would think to fight a ghost. Yeah. Right? Because it's a ghost, I mean. It's cool. It wasn't me, or did the gun not make any sounds? So it's a quiet gun.
00:56:08
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Or somewhere was wrong with the sound at that point. I'm pretty sure, I don't know, because I think it's the flute music's kind of drowning out all the other sound. Oh, OK. I see where you're going. Yeah, I think that's where it is.
00:56:24
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At 0600 yesterday, teams 31 and 32, commanded by Captain Nakamura, made entry into the spirit world. Nakamura? Okay, so now this is this is years and this is years in the future and this is a kid. Oh, okay. Yeah. Yeah. In order to conduct a group. This is this he's he's part of the samurai SWAT team. You're about to look like this is this is bad at the way this is like some fucking military samurai shit man. It's fucking nuts. It's like calling it. It's like it's like Call of Duty and fucking samurai.
00:57:02
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Team inspection of the kadama tree, but never returned. Our mission is to make entry, establish contact with teams 3-1 and 3-2, then immediately extract. Nakamura should have cleared out all the yolks coming out. He's got a cool haircut. I'm not expecting any resistance. Either way, we've all protocol and meet them at- Hey, look at these guys. Black Vision goggles and shit. Tactical gear. What's that old Agent-style tack here? Yeah, but all Samurai style. Yeah, pardon me.
00:57:31
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Just figure to be worried about your father. Captain's fine. I'm a-worried about Anderson getting paper cut on his Hal, isn't it?
00:58:07
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Well, it's made of iron and salt. I know, man. This whole of time, I'm waiting for the Winchester's to pop up. i That is a cool shot. can um Are they running ARs?
00:58:38
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yeah Yeah, I told you man, it's all fucking like tactical team. I like the mask. I like the mask. See, it was like all in duty samurai. Get the bird. The bird looks fake as fuck.
00:58:57
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oh a That's why I look fake in front of the ghost. He double tapped his ass. Nice.
00:59:08
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like they sword fight and they fucking close combat i thought that was his head slowly rolling off i like the old japanese lamp but dude those are cool
00:59:40
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calling birds el for the lot of birds seen that many birds feel so I don't know why they do this I think it's just keep the sound down I have no idea that's a possibility but look cuz they I'm sure they figure everybody knows what a fucking gun sounds like yeah so one thing about short short verse verse or whatever it's called short verse where these movies are from. A lot of the links will take you straight to YouTube. So it might be a YouTube thing. Okay, I see where you're going. Yeah.
01:00:24
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Okay, I'm not mad at that. That's what I mean. that Yeah, the telekinesis. Nice.
01:00:37
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I want telekinesis ability, I think I'll be good. As a samurai? No, just in general. Call of duty, expert samurai guy. Okay, with Jedi. Okay, you can wield a samurai sword correctly. You look cool. They never explain. ah I mean, there might be some lore out there I can get into. How these eyes control their sword.
01:01:06
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This is only a few people can do it type deal or what? Right. Okay. I see where you're going. The way of the samurai Jedi. I don't know. That is spent. That clip is empty.
01:01:27
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It's your dad's gun, isn't it? You can tell by the blood. Is that it?
01:01:36
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thank god yeah but fucking move which zoom for tail foxster How is that his dad? He's very very white. Very very Asian. I didn't understand how his dad pops up out of nowhere. Didn't know maybe he was prisoner. He was out of bullets. More spilled in from sector seven after our portal closed.
01:02:06
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like they know where we are at all times. Where's your portal? We need to get out of here. Turn your cell phone off. That way they can't track you. I'm not gonna lie. Sometimes I find these things by when I'm watching surf and shit totally baked or beers into the night or you know.
01:02:31
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Is that dude wearing a bathrobe that fell off? I mean, I was, I was in some Japanese garb. Yeah. Look like a bathrobe. Yeah. Hold on, let me back down. I was talking a lot. Where's your portal? We need to get out of here as soon as possible. Look, watch it. Bathrobe!
01:02:58
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01:03:01
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He's not getting up from that. I think that's that's uh the spirit that they're actually fighting. That's the same spirit that they fought when he was a kid because it had that same doll horse. Yeah. Yep. It's called a callback. Call back motherfucker. Wiggle. Wiggle. Wiggle. Wiggle. Wiggle. Wiggle. Wiggle. Wiggle. Wiggle.
01:03:31
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Wiggle. and nonsense and chill, reach around, rub and tug. To make this, ah let to make this even more awkward. Next Friday's fucking Valentine's Day, dude. I haven't, I haven't picked the meat. I haven't picked the word these days.
01:03:56
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You to find like some romantic comedies or some shit.
01:04:04
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Because I love a good romantic comedy. I'm just saying. Just fucking play fucking old, like, 20s porn. But fucking blur. It just turns the camera to see shadows. And just and just blur it and be like, but it's art. It's art, yo. It's public. Shut up, YouTube. It's just art. It's public domain. This is art.
01:04:30
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Hmm. I'm thinking. idea. Like, like if you're still listening, I can hear him go, em oh, Jesus. We're gonna actually do it. Just schedule our, our shutdown.
01:04:58
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Those plants look fake as fuck. And dad has zero care in the world. Because he's a spirit, because his dead body's right there. Got it. I don't think his dad's a spirit, though. That's his dad, isn't it? Mm-hmm. What just happened? Or Cheerio. That's right, son. I'm dead. I'm going to kill you now.
01:05:26
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See? Called it.
01:05:30
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Okay, she's kind of hot. She's kind of hot. Is that what you said? Yes, I did. It's a damn ghost. It's a demon. She's a demon woman. Somebody exorcise her. Somebody break out the cross. Somebody break out the cross samurai Sorfana. I'm going to exorcise this bitch. You see, when the guy's dead, he looks very Asian. When he was alive, he looked very white.
01:06:00
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You know, what tmo version of I'm not going to, I'm not going to lie. I was like, that looks really, really am I seeing like too white of a guy in here? Am I playing strict on me? Am I, am I being racist right now? saying so The guy looked like a really bad version of George Lucas.
01:06:28
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I really dig the choreography. Like this is like some, some like quality fucking like go to the movie type. I mean, I'm not talking like. Like if this movie was, was expanded a little bit, a little bit more depth to it, it would, it would be a good thing. Yeah. I mean, it's not like quality as like John Wick or. I'm not going to build a franchise around it, but I do see. I know I keep bringing him up, but I'm sorry, but the John Wick franchise, I wouldn't have asked him to fight. yeah ah That and teleporter. Yes. Or transport transporter. Transporter. great Transporter's Transporter's another good one, I think. There's other movies with some really good choreography fights out there. Of course, Matrix was one of them. That's kind of why I brought that one up earlier, because it kind of fits me up. Daddy, about to fuck you up.
01:07:23
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I'm just saying, I wouldn't kick her out of bed for wearing a mask.
01:07:29
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as long as she keeps the mask.
01:07:33
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She's probably, dude, she's fast. You might pick her up. Yeah. So slice the dice. Dad's dead. How is he fighting? Against the demon. I don't know. I don't know if the dad ever died. That was his. Nobody fucking moved. There's another dad.
01:07:54
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stop
01:07:57
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see I think she he was a prisoner. got And it she's changing into because remember when he was a kid, he picked him up and walked out of there. Oh, it's the whole... the whole... Yeah, which one is which. One of them is the demon, one of them is his real dad. That's the real dad.
01:08:29
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It's the old card trick in the street. Yeah. Didn't they do that in a fucking movie with, you know, McGregor and the island where they cloned everybody? Sounds familiar. I'm Tom Lincoln kind of thing.
01:08:56
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The sun figured it out in time. Yeah. it's under with the gun and see the gun, I think the bullets don't stop them, but it slows them down long enough to like slow them down and cut their head off or something. You know what I mean? You still have to like detach their head. I'm assuming doesn't go to detail. I think it kind of, it kind of eludes that in a couple of scenes, a couple of scenes back. Yeah.
01:09:31
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Again, this is why I put the links to all these movies down below because we will talk through them. Talk through them. It's part of the whole copyright thing and our yeah commentary. This way we don't get in trouble. We don't get slapped.
01:09:56
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Dude, I want a hallway like that.
01:10:00
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not rotating but with the japanese lambs thing that's the those are cool this kind of has like uh like if this was like a video game yeah i mean this is like a cutscene sort of thing like at the end of the game fucking you get the final boss yeah or yeah the next level of the final boss or whatever i'm not mad at it no it's not bad not bad i uh it's definitely something i wouldn't mind seeing in a fullying oh for sure
01:10:31
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full length or or even a so to speak like well kind of find out do they vanquish all the o shinobi demon hunt
01:10:44
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ninjaate it does it does remind me of of several there was a game that came out on the we ghostbusters crosswin ninjas
01:10:59
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you know, we has that motion control thing. Yeah. And you were a samurai, but you also had a gun. It was kind of, it reminds me a lot of that game. I can't remember what the fuck it's called, but it came with the Wii. So I played it. Fair enough. Was it Resident Evil? No, no, no, no. It was, it was like Koji's universe or some shit. Like, I don't know. Interesting. It was a lot of weird games on Nintendo. Yeah. Especially the Wii. It was very low budget. It was,
01:11:26
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It was cartoony, like anime style cartoony. It wasn't like Call of Duty style. It was very anime-esque. We're going to go off on a tangent real quick. yeah the we but like I liked it for what it was for a family console when it come to polite playing those action games. Yes. But I was very disappointed when they really release games like Metroid, Mario Brothers, and stuff like that, those actual console games. What the fuck is? He actually like a a legit. And I think that's, I think that's what skill like them. I think so. Yeah. And then the switch, the same thing. I mean, like everybody's playing with however, with these going on it was amazing. Yeah.
01:12:25
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Yeah. I mean, like if you were actually up doing the whole swing and that shit was fun. Don't get me wrong. Oh, I loved it. But you didn't play Metroid like that. No, you sit down and get fat again. But I was like, yeah, I was wishing Nintendo would have came out with like kind of it kind of like maybe diversify, maybe had their family type consoles and then had something a little bit like a retro generation.
01:12:55
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I don't know. I don't know. Anyway, and enough of the Metroid Wii tangent because I've always loved Metroid, but it killed me. It killed me when we came out. I was like, I'm just going PlayStation for now on. And now I'm just like, fuck them all. I agree. i'm I'm kind of on that boat as well. Fuck them all. I don't have time for it. I got enough fucking problems. I dropped my ring on board.
01:13:21
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So before we go on to the song, i the choreography on this was good. um The movie is mildly confusing with the whole which one is the dad thing and it doesn't show. I'm sure it did, but maybe we didn't catch it because we were talking. The ah ghost chick with the weird cat mask thing turning into the dad didn't see it, but I'm sure that was interesting.
01:13:52
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Uh, the choreography was pretty good. I, you know, because especially swords fighting, that's not easy because you can actually get hurt. You can actually get hurt. There's weapons.
01:14:05
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metal
01:14:10
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We've also learned in Hollywood, if you, if a person in charge of your guns. Yeah.
01:14:21
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yeah with that said one quick I want to run down the week on Mondays we got men carrying ooh no we got speedway stories and cold blooded conversations and then we go into many things on Monday night and then Tuesdays we have clicks out house house and music Wednesday we got what the fuck news Thursdays we have a hole in the wall right now we punched it We're staring at the hole. We're going to fix it. We just don't know. Well, everybody needs a day in there and spackle it. I don't know. It's just a it's just the error 404 right now. The Friday's you got you got nonsense and show right here tonight. Saturday's who you got in the eight and moonish. You have actually won cash. Is it one one other time? I forgot it. Yeah, it is. It is one o'clock.
01:15:21
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it's one PM and all these times are definitely Eastern times. So with that being said, cash is corner at one and then you have Saturday night at seven, seven PM, right? Yes. Yeah. Seven PMs, a nonsensical nonsense. I've been sitting here since like nine o'clock this morning. So open door challenge. And then, but what the heck just happened on my screen? Oh, anyway.
01:15:50
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open to our challenge Saturday night, come up and jibberjaw with us. And then of course, Sundays, we close the week out with unnecessary roughness, sports talk, football's coming down to an end. I don't know what they're talking about after that sports season. I know this weekend they're talking Superbowl, obviously. Oh, and I'm, I'm not the only one to say it. Eggles baby. I'm not sure how they're doing Sunday is Superbowl is Sunday.
01:16:20
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Well, the game, what time does the game start? I don't know, but I'm assuming they will go before the game because I know they go at one. Are they just going to give me predictions? I think so. And kind of run down who's starting. am alive Dude, I don't know. i have i My football knowledge comes from movies. You know, if it happened in a movie, I know that. Fair enough. Fair enough.
01:16:45
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Excuse me. Man. Sorry, I'm getting over it. No, we need commercials for each one of the shows, I'm just saying. So we can just play him and not talk about him. You muted yourself. He's playing. He's coughing up a along. I am. So on that note, let's
01:20:54
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and that was Jules in the howl all along the watchtop. That chick can sing, boy. She can. Absolutely, she can. She's actually uh her one of her songs is the theme song for Men Came for Men by the way. It's called I Just Wanna Feel Better. Which I love that song. I can tell my Spotify number.
01:21:20
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So, Jeff, heli all and in into What did you think? Yes. We're all on pins and needles. I did enjoy this. Not necessarily my favorite style of movie, the whole samurai thing. However, I'm going to go one below you or a half below you and go with the four. Mm-hmm. Because the CGI was on point. Okay. With the exception of those weird birds, they look super fake. Maybe another 15, 20 minutes of editing would have made it better.
01:21:52
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um But the masks were cool. The choreography was definitely on point, because let's be honest, swords and guns. Swords and guns. Swords and guns. Dude, I'm not mad at either one. And nobody slept with a sword. That's the one after the last one in the movie. There was no peckers potentially harmed in the making of that movie. That chick was sleeping with that sword, and she was going to cut her titty off, dude. I'm just saying. She should know better.
01:22:25
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fair enough. If somebody would have like, right she would have lost the move. It would have been tragic. This is true. And she was only a yellow belt. So I don't think and will' make her she hasn't learned that lesson yet. Yeah. Yeah. Black belt shit. How not to cut your boob is dead. Well, I was saying, how long does it take to unseat the sword? I mean, you know,
01:22:51
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Anywho, uh, no, I enjoyed this movie. It was good. It's, uh, like I said, I don't think I would have watched it by myself. Uh, for the simple fact, it's not my genre, but the sets were cool. The, you know, the concept is there, maybe not 100% explained.
01:23:09
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Yeah, but the concept is there and and like if this is a long for for movie like if you put a major actor in the main role or Like I said, the dad did look like a wish version fucking George Lucas slash Kenny Rogers but uh, and maybe ethnicity ethnicity of the the two main the dad and his son Dad look really white. I'm just saying here he said i didn't explain maybe there's an adoption thing, you know, I think when it comes to ah Right the one white samurai, um I think when it comes to the plot I think something that would help um a little Explain it better
01:23:56
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Yeah. Well, I mean, no, not even having to put it in the movie, but if we were more, more aware of the cultural significance of those spirits, okay. Japanese culture. Cause that's what that's all based on. Like I said, the, the, the name of a Kodama is actually some sort of spirit in Japanese culture. And so is the okay. And that's what, that's what the Kodama was.
01:24:25
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the name of the elite samurai SWAT tactical force out hunting inside their man made Japanese Ghostbusters. Yeah, they're Japanese Ghostbusters. Yeah. And the Yokai is some sort of evil spirit or something like that. I so think if you do more like that's like if they were to made ah if they were to make a movie based on like ah the with some Christianity kind of buried in there. You probably pick it up. room Okay. I see where you're going. Probably. yeah and it would It would help. It would help. They could easily fix that with with right after him and his dad when he's a kid leaving of of like instead of having them fight the demon then have his dad explaining what he does for a living kind of thing. You know, however, I will say this because and I did it like I said, I did a little bit of digging.
01:25:24
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Just digging into like what Yokai is and what a Yodama is, because Kodama is some other spirit. It's pretty fucking interesting stuff. Like, it's just cool just to know. It's way above my pay grade. Way above your pay grades. It gets away. I don't get paid to do research, buddy. It's like, I only scroll through TikTok when I'm on the shit in the hands of like smart people.
01:25:51
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TikTok and I talked to my AI girlfriends apparently. and we could say other He said, go talk to your AI girlfriend. very yeah and Well, we argue with me or call me a cheat on cocaine. im We got one more thing to share. Yes. And do you know what it is, Jeff? You want to let everybody know? Yes. So this is the but hangover food.
01:26:20
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ah episode two of what vampire influencer vampire influencer yes sir I remember no recap wish Frankie Muniz British Frankie Muniz I hope you shenanigans down there remember
01:26:44
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umna Ladies and gents, boys and girls, demons and ghouls, welcome back to the Vampire Diaries. So ghouls do exist? hu I don't know man. Well you can't address them if you don't think they're real. Well and the demons part is fine is it? Yes, everyone knows demons exist.
01:27:04
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This sounds like an episode of Nonsense Go Nonsense. Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, welcome back. so What? No. What about people who don't identify as male or female? Oh, for fuck's sake. I'm just saying, if you want to reach a wider audience, include everyone. It's nice. It's nice. Sup, fuckers?
01:27:26
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Hey, he turned into a click. Exactly. Fuck it. Just fuck it. What's up, fuckers? Exactly. Today we're doing food. Since Lee hears a vampire, there's a lot of things he can't taste. Yep. Pretty much everything tastes like dust to me. So I've got some of the worst things to imagine we've got for him to try. And kicking us off, we have one of the most infamous, hottest peppers known to man, the Mississippi Reaper. The Mississippi Reaper. Ooh. Hey, it's a Carolina Reaper. Here we go.
01:27:57
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how i I love doing high pepper challenges. I love doing that stuff. One, two, one. I can do a big one. i do like I'll do this one here. Okay. That's a big one. That's a big one. Look at that. Skollville level 2.2 million. Calm down. in the mouth Mississippi Reaper. Mississippi Reaper, baby. Fuck it. Yeah. He's working his way up.
01:28:22
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um See, a regular human wouldn't be able to handle it. But because Lee here's a vampire, he has no taste. Oh, fuck! What? What are you doing? What are you doing? I thought you couldn't taste. I can't taste what I can fucking feel. You don't feel it. It's in your mouth. What? What do you think taste buds are? So, okay. So you're me. All right.
01:28:50
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Would capsaicin work if you can't taste anything? I'm sure he could taste the blood when he bites blood. He said he could taste, but it he said it tastes like dust to him. Yeah. But once again, he said he can feel. Just like Glick and I had the conversation that your asshole can feel when you shit out hot shit.
01:29:14
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Like, you know, when you eat something and you get heartburn and then you when you take a shit, it burns. It's the same kind of, you can't taste it, even though technically they're taste buds-like things. That's what I was about to say. They're the same. They're like taste buds, though. Right. And what we actually did was said, they're taste buds-like. Oh, okay. So they're not actually taste buds. Because that's what I said. I said that your asshole has taste buds, and Click was like, wait a minute! So, okay, so what you're saying is paul that but The heat from the capsaicin isn't necessarily burning him, but he can feel the he can feel the effects. It's like if I punch you in the arm, it may not hurt, but you can feel it. Gotcha. I'm guessing. I don't know. I'm not. I can feel it in your mouth. Know what you're talking about. That's it's called taste. Oh, my fucking God. i
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but
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It's like. It's like having a small dick. Like she knows it's there. Exactly. Even a tic-tac hurts at 190 miles an hour. I was just saying. You don't taste it. You don't feel it there, but it's there. It's there. You know it's there. It's weird. Oh, dramatic much. OK, we're going to move on to alcohol now. And what's one of the worst tasting drinks out there? Tequila.
01:30:42
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good Oh, that's all that's the work. Oh, that's Jose Cuervo. So no, it's it it is is silver. Oh, I think it's silver is better than the the cheapest version. Yeah. I prefer silver tequila, but like actual like like Don Julio or something like that. Yeah. And nothing with any like any Jose Cuervo is bad. So there's some there's some of those top shelf fucking tequila's that have additives to it. So you have to be very, very weird. Don Julio is really good.
01:31:12
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Don Julio's good. It's expensive. It's good. It tastes best with salt and lemon. And Lee here, he's going to down a full bottle on it. Fuck you! head That would have been my response. What, are you fucking serious? This show has as much planning as you and Glick's Saturday night shows. What are we going to do? I was going to go on.
01:31:42
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drink the whole bottle wait we didn't talk about wait what do you mean the whole bottle yeah i mean that's that's something you should have talked about beforehand okay that's like going into a trivia all my night not knowing the rules to do that exactly julie i don't want to be the world's first vampire influencer and he's got a point okay and i got you there very good and he's human and definitely kill him that's a good stuff because you know he's a vampire he's not going to kill him Okay, Dokey. Here he goes, folks. Hey. Yeah. and Well, not only that, it's got that little weird andfi plastic filter on it, so get it doesn't go down your throat.
01:32:23
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Yeah. What are you talking about plastic cap? It's got a little, there's a, there's inside the. Not bottles that size. No. Not here to stay. Five minutes later, the big, big job. Hey, all right. That's like a fifth. Yeah. That's all. Yeah. Yeah. Like if you and I were to do that right now, you know, with due to us. I'd be dead.
01:32:52
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Exactly. Dead. You okay, buddy? And the thought of downing out that much tequila, like kind kind of my soul. Like, I want to throw up right now just because I watched him do it. Yeah. Because I can smell it. You know what I mean? I'm glad. I'm white. Once you throw up from Jose Cuervo, any time you smell it, you just... It always brings me back to that night in Utah at the Northern Exposure Strip Club.
01:33:21
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It's not going to the dude strip clubs. I'm just saying. go but the okay oh my yeah I feel **** brilliant. You're okay. You're like, I don't know. You're like, I see it. I feel like all good stuff but okay. So, yeah, we know really can't say it together. Maybe next up with some horseha or so earlier when your boss explained to you how you were and I've explained to you how you were. This is how you are. I am the British Frankie Muniz. When you're on an energy drink.
01:34:09
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revenge Jesus. Next, we're going out. What do you mean? Out. Out. Out. Four o'clock on a Tuesday. That's prime time, Mary. Prime time. Four o'clock in the morning. Yeah, that's me. That's me. That's me. That's me. That's me. That's me. That's me. That's me. That's me. That's me. That's me. That's me. That's me. That's me. That's me. That's me. That's me. That's me. That's me. That's me. That's me. That's me. That's me. That's me. That's me. That's me. That's me. That's me. That's me. That's me. That's me. That's me. That's me. That's me. That's me. That's me. That's me. That's me. That's me. That's me. That's me. That's me. That's me. That's me. Nothing's happening outside, man. Come on, let's finish these videos. Come on, man. Just come out. No, what are you doing? I've got work tomorrow. Can you just... Oh, I've got work tomorrow. Always for the work tomorrow. Yeah, what do you mean? I'm going and I'm making videos. No, Lee, just come here and we'll finish the video. What are you doing? Lee! Oh, my God. Lee!
01:34:56
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I'm fucking serious right now. That's, I'm sure that you can't. Can we get drunk that quick? That's, like. Yeah. Drunk a fifth of fucking Cuervo? He continued, he is a vampire. Wait!
01:35:14
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Five minutes later that dude is passed out on the floor. Oh dude, I've seen this whole thing. it is It's good, it's not that, but it's good. I would be like I wouldn't admit I won't finish. Matter of fact, again, all even this is linked down in the description. So if you guys want to go watch the whole thing on your own and enjoy it, go for it. That way we're not pausing and talking. Right. Making fun of people like Glick and Jeff. I don't know what you're talking about. I don't know what you're talking about.
01:35:51
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and he pulled out that cubo and i instantly easy You know what I forgot to bring up earlier, but we'll get to it and we real quick February 28th is the Friday of the last Alright, so February is that 28 days and the last day is the 28th and it's on a Friday, it which means the last That means I am so high. It's all off the cuff fucking edible dude i know right i' only had one it's this it's a gift too
01:36:25
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this too anyway triviion february twenty eighth friday month number two yeah yeah well we we do have to announce I don't want to I don't want to I don't I'm not spoiling anything but I'm no longer a contestant.
Action Movie Trivia and Special Guest Tease
01:36:50
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I am. Oh, yes. Jeff is not gonna. Yeah, Jeff is not gonna be a contestant. He's gonna just I'm gonna keep store and he's trying to keep everybody on track. Yeah, he's gonna exactly he's gonna keep score help keep everything's on the rail. Keep my my stoner ass in check. Yes. Yeah. And and with that being said, if you guys are gonna participate, I'm gonna go ahead and give you a heads up
01:37:15
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the 80s, 90s, and the aughts. Action movies. So, yeah. Everything from like Die Hard, Demolition Man. Which it's gonna be hard for me not to be like blurred out. That's a lot of movies, man. It is. That's a lot of movies. Yeah. Let's be honest. 80s and 90s are like peak action movies. And here's the thing, guys. And here's the thing. He crosses with sci-fi. A lot of good sci-fi. Aliens, fucking Terminator, like I'm just saying. I'm just saying. But yeah, so and and we do have possibly I just confirmed it that we will possibly have a special guest. Wait. Really?
01:38:03
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With the D. With the D. Oh, tiny D. Tiny D might be coming. Okay. Uh he did say that he's going to try to Because he was in the comments, he was in the comments on the first one, and he was like, he was he was kind of like, damn it, I should have showed up. Oh, man, you had a blast. He he was, he was nailing. He was blasting off ants. And and it's it's it's not that I don't want to be a contestant, but it comes down to um sometimes he's got to rein in the clowns. And let's be honest, we're all clowns. And Jeff was one of them, so I had to rein him in. Exactly. You can't rein in a cocaine cheetah.
01:38:44
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You could just gotta to take away the cocaine. Yeah, I'm totally into a kitty cat.
Review of 'The Great' Starring Elle Fanning
01:38:50
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and meomeo So Jeff, Jeff, I know you are you're a man of of many, many hours of watching media ah movies. I haven't watched much lately, so I don't have anything I wanna run down. I was gonna ask, what's been on what's what's been on deck with you?
01:39:09
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Well, I told you so you you and Glick both the same thing. I'm watching The Great. It's it's ah stars Elod Fanning, and I can't remember the guy's name. He plays Young Beast in the X-Men movies. It's about Catherine the Great of Russia. it's It's not quite historically accurate. They curse like sailors, and it's hilarious.
01:39:39
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It's what it's basically the concept is is It's I would say early 1900s because it's a horse a buggy stop Okay ah But the the concept is is that Catherine the Great she was she was German and she was Her father sent her to Russia to marry a Russian Emperor so she becomes the emperors and then she Does a coup and now she's the empress and and but she didn't kill her husband she just kind of keeps him locked up it's it's the first episode if you don't laugh stop watching because it's just gonna get worse is it a is it a comedy it's a comedy it's a comedy kind of drama uh very funny uh very witty uh like i think you would get a kick out of it okay um is it uh is it it's on hulu with disney whatever
01:40:40
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Okay. Is it, um, American made? Is it, uh, I believe it, I believe so. It's American made, but yeah. Uh, but yeah, Ella fanning and I gotta look up the guy's name. Uh, what's his name sounds familiar, familiar but what would you rate it? I would put it at on our rating system. I probably put it at a four and a half. It's up there. Cause it's a, it's actually really funny. Um,
01:41:09
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So young Catherine the Great comes to Russia to get married to Peter III of Russia and finds herself embroiled in a world dogmatic beliefs and customs, and she tries to alter them. Well, there you go. Some of the characters are hilarious. Is it like a drama comedy, drama? It's a it's a it's a so common dramedy. Okay, gotcha, okay. Heavy on the comedy.
01:41:41
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because it's it's outlandishly like not campy funny, but it's mostly like because at one point the show, the the the emperor, his name's Peter, he says he'll say something and because he's emperor, everybody has to agree. And he's like, guys, I just said that she's stupid and I have a big cock. And everybody laughs. It's so fucking hilarious. He really gives off Glick vibes, I'm just saying. And Glick, speaking of Glick, I like this comment.
01:42:12
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be a great show for you to do a mini review on. You know what's awesome, Glick? I just i just i just got him to do one. Yeah, there you go. There's my mini review of The Great. I'm only on season two. There's three seasons. Anyway, with that being said, you got any last words, Jeff? We'll see you all at the movies. And bring your own fucking popcorn.
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