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Unnecessary Roughness: All things sports
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GLick and Rick were all over the board we covered the superbowl, the 4 nation championship, Nascar, UFC and so much more in this edittion
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Trash talking sports from coast to coast. Every game, every win, every boast. From the gridiron to the diamond. We break it down, lead no stone unturned.
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i don't want the ops to catch me slipping. I know ops is a thing that they say because my daughter says it all the time. They would be so fi instead of dope. It would be so fi, like so fire because they're lazy and they don't finish whole words.
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Uh... ah We are down a man to today. It's okay. I equal two. I'm the size of two, motherfucker.
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You're not lying. ah Jeff was saying that last night. He's a God damn, Blake, you're a big son of a bitch. I'm like, yes, Jeff, I know that. He's like, you're not telling me secrets. Yeah.
Super Bowl & Fan Behavior Discussion
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Yeah. ah Anyhoo, lots of things happening in sports, man. Obviously, we haven't been around since the Super Bowl. ah I haven't really havent really had a chance to really vent and rant.
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I did watch the Super Bowl. ah Congratulations to Barkley. ah and a couple other players on the Eagles team that I do like, man, just came in there and absolutely smacked the entire dog shit out of proved they prove what we said all season long.
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If you take the officials out of the equation, Kansas City is a two-win or three-win team. Yeah.
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did not play a role in that game. Yeah, they came in there. Philly... on both sides of the ball, just did whatever, however, whenever they wanted to Casey.
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It was... I would say that it was one of the most lopsided Super Bowls, however, as as ah Tom Brady kept pointing out... God, Tom Brady was talking so much shit in the booth. Oh, fuck, yeah, he was. That's because they're trying to compare the two of them so badly. Oh, yeah, and And Tom Brady is like, we haven't seen anybody beat Patrick Mahomes and the Kansas City Chiefs this bad. Well, since I did it in the Super Bowl. you know oh
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But yeah, they did. and That was an absolutely... and And Casey was absolutely embarrassed. So... um you know i don't I didn't have a dog in the fight.
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Obviously, don't really care for... It's not that I don't care for Philly. There's players on the team that I like. I just don't care for the city of Philadelphia. That I don't blame you for. What a bunch of scumbag lowlife worthless human.
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they destroyed their city to celebrate. Like, why? destroyed They destroyed their city. They were shooting each other. Yeah, like, why? Like...
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You are some sorry, scummy, low-life individual. The worst fan base, bro. And they did it in the same... but They did the same thing when they won the NFC Championship ah couple you know a couple weeks prior.
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ah It's just... Wow. It is... like If you're to win, win with class. Don't fucking trash everything. Yeah. um It's like several years back...
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and Ohio State did something. i don't know I think they might have just fucking beat Penn State. It wasn't that big of a deal. But they were down on campus burning couches, catching dumpsters on fire, catching cars on fire. it is What are you guys doing? If you want to burn your own couch, more power to you.
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but we you start you go down When you start ripping down traffic lights and shooting people and lighting cars on fire, now you're destroying property and life.
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You're a fucking loser. You're a piece of shit. Yeah. i I know that there's nothing that... and and and And I don't feel like the Philadelphia Eagles should be punished for their fan base.
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But...
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Philadelphia Eagles should be punished for their fan base. well But, I mean, you gotta you also got to remember, this is the same fan base that booed their fucking head coach, even though they were winning. yeah so they're they're like Yeah. What do you expect from a bunch of fucking losers?
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Yeah. right there And I hate to say that, but it's true. Like, your fan base is trash. Like, look what you did. Mm-hmm. You did that. You made yourselves look like a bunch of fucking animals.
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Correct. And what do you do with an animal that gets out of control? You put it down. So I say we drop a nuke on Philly. A small one. A really tiny nuke. Just a little tiny nuke. That's my solution to the problem. We nuke Philadelphia.
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I mean, if we get a couple of the surrounding cities, I'm sure it'll be fine because, you know, those people are probably Eagles fans too. So, you know, we'll get some outliers as well. So real quick, I'm looking at this Kentucky, this Kentucky Kennesaw State game, by the way, why it walked across TV. We didn't see him.
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Oh, I was going to say, damn it. I'm sitting up here. I'm like, where the hell is this kid at? but Yeah. but So they just classified something that Kentucky is doing called the I-75 series.
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right They play Kennesaw State. They play Georgia Tech. They play CCU, which I'm not sure what that is. But then they listed Memphis in it. Memphis is nowhere remotely fucking close to I-75. Literally is. Is it Memphis hall way over here? Hours away.
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Hours away. That would be like the I-40 or the I-71 series, not series. not yeah i seventy five series Like, what the hell?
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For those that don't know what the fuck we're talking about, Glick and I are currently watching the University of Kentucky playing Kennesaw State University in college softball. Both of my kids are at this game watching this game in person.
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No thanks to me for telling Peyton about it on Tuesday and her jumping all over her mom to want to go. um So because I would have taken him if it was my weekend and I wouldn't have been able to podcast with you because I'd be sitting in the game.
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Or I could podcast. I'll be live on location from a sports game, which would be kind of fucking neat. And I would be telling you to walk your big ass back and forth in front of the... I would walk down there and pull my shirt up and show my big old belly on camera because I don't care.
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What are they going to do? Kick me out of the stadium? Okay, I'll walk across the street to my construction site, climb on the roof and watch from there. Yeah, right? We used to do that. When I worked for Ohio State, one of our buildings was right across the street from the lacrosse field, the baseball fields and stuff like that. and we could And we could go up on our rooftop and we could watch the games.
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Yeah. If we didn't already have free tickets because they literally would just give tickets away for it lacrosse, baseball, softball. Everything but football. Yeah. Everything except for football.
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Yeah, we got free hockey tickets. We got free basketball tickets. I mean... her name She got a hold of that fucking ball. In the summertime, we'd go up on the roof and watch softball and baseball and stuff like that.
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ah It was a perfect view. that mean it was It was nice. I wasn't mad at it. so I like college ball. To lay out Kennesaw State's campus from where my job if you...
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if you If we were to all be watching a football game, okay, and we were at the end of, they were showing the end of the field closest to, like, where the the main covered grandstands would be, i could throw a rock and hit the roof of that fucking covered grandstand on the football field from my job. nice Yeah, so when they do, like, when they do big concerts, because I think Justin Moore came there last year, i could have driven down to my work and sat in a parking lot and listened to the whole concert.
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Hell yeah. I told the boss we should have been opened our lot for parking and charged people five bucks. Ah, yeah, I mean... It's.38 of a mile from my back parking lot to the campus to walk in.
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So we absolutely could have fucking charged the shit out of people five bucks to park there. Hell yeah. so But we didn't. I found out we wouldn't need to pull a permit from the city of Kennesaw, which is stupid. Yeah, was just saying, I don't know. because I don't know how that works because, you know, like,
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um I've seen, like, in some areas where people are close, like, they live, like, close to a sports venue or whatever or a concert venue, and they've got, like, a big-ass fucking yard, and they just put a sign out like, $10 parking. Yeah.
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and you just pull up and park in their yard. it Which is fine in some places, but the city of Kennesaw wants their fucking money, so they would make us... Ah. Sons of bitches.
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Sons of bitches. um But yeah, I just wanted to kind of... ah <unk>s Sorry, I sidetracked your Super Bowl conversation. No, no, no, no, no. I just wanted to touch on the Super Bowl. i didn't want to.
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It's been two weeks. I just wanted to touch on it. It was a good game. I actually, I wasn't planning on watching it, but I did wind up watching it. I had a little bit of money on it, ah which.
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Shout out to Kansas City. Thank you guys for fucking me out of my money because ah the eagles the Philadelphia Eagles did everything they needed to do for my parlay. But God forbid Travis Kelsey finds the end zone one goddamn time. Dude, same, same, same.
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correct like i Like I told everybody I know. Now that the fucking Kansas City lost the Super Bowl, at least we won't hear about Travis Kelsey getting pregnant. Yeah, I had a seven-leg parlay.
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ah Even the Philadelphia Eagles defense scored a touchdown, and I had it in my parlay. All I needed was Kareem Hunt in the end zone and Travis Kelsey in the end zone. That should be a given.
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It's been happening in all season. yeah no No, no. Neither of them could get there. Yeah, I was like, God damn it. Uh, fortunately it was only, uh, it was only a $2 bet that was going to win me. Uh, if I would to won, it was going to win me $950, which would be nice.
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But, but that, that, what really put me over the top was that, that Philadelphia defense scoring a touchdown. And I was like, yeah, fuck it. I'll add it. So, um, we had, I, like I said, I just wanted to kind of touch on that for a hot second, uh, because it did happen. And it, it, is it was, uh,
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Well, big in the news. We just haven't been here for a
Sports Event Attendance & Personal Stories
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couple weeks. We took last Sunday off. We were out of town. So we all did pick the Eagles to win the Super Bowl, by the way. Well, at least we all had something smart go on. Including a catch. What up, buddy?
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Hi. What's up, bro? Rick said, what up, bro? Hi.
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He's a man of few words. Um... However, this past week, we we can... Yeah, Rick's Wyatt and Peyton are at the game.
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And we were we were trying to get Wyatt to walk back behind the catcher so we could see him on TV, but we missed him. I want him to take his shirt off and go to the truffle shuffle. Huh?
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just do to tryca like Yeah. I wanted to take the shirt off and do the truffle shuffle. You know what truffle shuffle is. Go YouTube it. ins som i haven't showed If he's going to take the time to YouTube and he's going to pop on the podcast and do it. like shake Yeah. Huh?
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yeah it's Yeah. It's from the Goonies. Well, and charles we do it again
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why I'm sure he just can't keep walking back and forth. I mean, he could, but his mom's going to like, what the hell are you doing? It's college.
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ah college gods college Kentucky or she's kids. Why? Big daddy. ri kidss why petline and
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but and be the r time not big daddy ring As much as I hated just hearing that because of the stupid single white female Mike. But... I think we got the same response either either way. No matter what I told you, he still just shaking his head and walked away.
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last night... We weren't live. It's little off subject, but we we'll get we'll get right back on the train tracks. Last night before we went live, Jeff and I were back here talking. You know how we do backstage before do show. don't know if you've seen Jeff's new headset yet, but it glows. Yeah, yoll yeah i was talking shit to him last Saturday with it.
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I said, i saw they I heard they passed those out in prison to show other inmates that you were ready and willing. Cash walked back here and started to say something and looked out at the screen and he said, what the hell is on Jeff's head? And I was like...
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That's his headphone. And Jeff's just living it up to the best he can. But at the end of the day, so the fucking thing glows pink.
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Come on, bro. We were fucking with him so hard last night. We were calling him. Well, Wednesday night, I changed his name to Uwu, Jeff. And then last night, we kept going, Uwu, Uwu.
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And we were triggering bla something fierce every time we would do the Uwu. But anywho, back on the tracks. So football is, well, NFL is done.
USFL Season & NFL Impact
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Yep, USFL starts next month.
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us Yeah, USFL starts next month. USFL. Is it USFL? i love it was It is USFL. They'll probably change the name again eventually.
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USFL starts to next month. I'm excited for that, man. I like the spring football league. I like watching those guys play. so And they can now get drafted, which is even better. Yeah.
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Well, not only that, but there have been several guys. Well, when it was XFL, UFL, before they merged, there have been several guys that were called up. Bateman, the kicker for Detroit, he was in the UFL last year and absolutely was dominant, which he was dominant as a kicker this year in the NFL. Yeah.
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yeah Shout out to these guys that either get a chance or guys who are getting second chances ye and in the NFL. Who was it? AJ McCarron got brought up from fucking... yeah He played the NFL, then he went to the USFL, then he got brought back up to the NFL again as a backup.
00:21:08
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What the fuck was to say? Oh, one Super Bowl commercial got my attention. pumpy monkey Puppy monkey, baby. The Uber Eats commercial with the Puppy Monkey Baby.
00:21:20
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Do you remember that commercial from years ago? They let it in on this one. I was happy about that. Outside of that commercial, it pretty much sucked. I like the Mountain Dew, Baja Blast, the Seal one, where where Seal was a seal. I like that one.
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And then the Halftime Show was trash, too. It sucked. ah I am a fan of Kendrick Lamar. I like his music. Yeah.
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I, I, the halftime show could have been better. Um, and then at the beginning he had some sound issues. So a lot of people were like, you couldn't understand what he was saying. What people don't understand, or what people, what a lot of people didn't understand is that he wasn't singing to a trap.
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He was actually rapping. Like he, he had a hot mic and, and shout out to CZA because she had a hot mic too. And she was actually singing. So there was some Well, that all had to change after the Redhead Chili Peppers debacle, if you remember.
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Yeah. Well, yeah. They had to start doing it that way. Yeah. They were pissed about that. remember Yeah, because they fucking, I mean, they knew they were doing it that way, but they were super pissed because everybody else found out about it.
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Yeah. So, ah but as as ah as a Kindred fan, and I was a Kindred fan from way back when he first came out with Swimming Pools. And I kind of fell off a little bit.
00:22:42
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And I think he kind of fell off a little bit too. But then he's come back pretty strong. And I like him. I like him as an artist. one and Huh? Yeah. I don't know shit about the guy. good I like him as a song by him.
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so Yeah, he's a story. he's i think the thing that I like about him is that he's a storyteller. He doesn't just write. Like a lot of quote-unquote rappers today, they just write something with a catchy hook and then they just bullshit their way through the rest of it.
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he He's actually a songwriter. He's a storyteller, and I do like that about him. But yeah, the Halftime Show, it was... it was yeah yeah and Highlight was was williams Serena Williams, Crip Walking. I ain't never mad when I see her on TV, so...
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But anywho, yeah, the Super Bowl commercials were a little lackluster this year, in my opinion. I thought the Budweiser Clydesdale with the but the baby Clydesdale was really cute.
00:23:53
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I mean, the whole Super Bowl was pretty lackluster this year. I mean, but Philadelphia Eagles were on fire. but but They weren't lackluster. Their effort was 100% there. Yeah, huh?
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yeah Do you remember you know and No, remember that. Do you remember that?
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No. No, I don't remember that one. That one just changed me the joke. But, and who? um So, there's a bunch of other big news in the NFL.
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Yeah, there's a lot of trade. I was hoping Derek was going to be here today ah because I seen a ah thing that just popped up this morning that the Titans have been allowed to talk to Stafford.
NFL Rumors & Offseason Changes
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He's not leaving. He's not leaving l L.A. I read a whole article about that. He's not leaving L.A. I don't think he will, but there's that what-if factor between him and L.A.
00:25:02
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about you know reaching L.A. Bro, you would be you would be grasping at a really, really fucked up straw. You're talking about a quarterback who l L.A. has no issues in salary cap space.
00:25:16
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None. And you're talking about a quarterback who is having success and has won a Super Bowl and is still, I would confidently say, in the top seven quarterbacks in the NFL on a team that will have no problem paying money to keep him there.
00:25:32
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Oh, I agree. I agree 100%. But you know you know how the you know how news are the sports guys are. they like to And of course, Jesus Christ, every damn quarterback, wide receiver, superstar, bloy blah, blah. going to They're going to Pittsburgh.
00:25:52
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They're going to Pittsburgh. They're going to Pittsburgh. They're going to Pittsburgh. I'm like, Why has everybody got a hard on for fucking Pittsburgh? The best thing I saw about Pittsburgh is them saying that Aaron Rodgers could potentially land at Pittsburgh and Justin Fields take a hike.
00:26:08
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Yeah. um No. I just don't see it happening.
00:26:15
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I'm assuming they're rooting for Kennesaw. Yeah. Wyatt's probably pulling for KSU. Peyton is probably on her mom's side and her mom is a Kentucky fan, so she's probably pulling for Kentucky.
00:26:27
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All right. So Peyton's probably pulling for Kentucky and Wyatt's pulling for Kennesaw. Wyatt's actually probably pulling for the end of the game so he can go home and play Michigan. If I'm going to be honest with you. He's Because when I said have fun, his reply to me was, I'm going to try.
00:26:44
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Yeah, I mean, dude. I said, bro, look at it this way. At least there's good-looking girl butts there. And boy butts if you're into that. Whatever you're into. I mean, MK.
00:27:00
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great Good game, buddy. Good game. Good game. but um um Yeah, man, I've been trying to keep up on it. Dude, it's so hard this time of year.
00:27:13
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to To keep up and and and really, I kind of phase out of football because you don't know what stories are real, what stories are not real. what And the headlines, they don't make top headlines on ESPN either.
00:27:25
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Yeah. You know, you hear all these, you you get a, they're like, there'll be a headline. Cleveland Browns well are number one for a top,
00:27:38
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$119 million dollars Super Bowl winning wide receiver. And then you open up the ah you open up the the news article and it's this whole page of a what if scenario where like 27 things have to happen. It's like Jesus Christ.
00:27:52
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And then they don't ever even mention the wide receiver that that you know that they're talking about. I'll tell you who's making some big time coaching moves though. The Saints.
00:28:06
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Helen Moore to head coach and Brandon Staley to run defense. I don't know, man. Yeah, it's usually, i usually kind of phase out of football at least until we start to get close to draft, which I mean, is only a couple months away, a month away or something like that.
00:28:30
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yeah ah Because, you know, obviously I'm curious to see where certain guys are projected to go. I know that the Cam Ward, Shadair Sanders conversation is going ape shit crazy. And Ward, I seen Ward put out a tweet or something the other day that said, what was it? Something along the lines of he doesn't forget and he'll remember all teams that, that pass him up in the draft.
00:28:58
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And then it was like, dot, dot, dot at the end of it. I'm like, Oh, okay, well you better, you better, that's a big check you're writing. you You better be able to cash it. availabl
00:29:11
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what During this time, it will play out, but too many people write stories. Yeah. Yeah. Hypothetical stories, man. So it's hard to keep track of. So I, I, I kind of, I kind of transition out of the NFL into the world of sports that are active. I know Wally Monday, last Monday, him and Benji talked about NASCAR seasons back. If you're a NASCAR fan,
00:29:35
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Unfortunately, I've kind of gotten out of NASCAR. um But the Daytona 500 was last Sunday. um I watched it.
00:29:45
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I watched it. i Bro. i It didn't go until fucking like 7 o'clock at night. I heard that. I heard somebody went airborne. yeah Oh, yeah. um Ryan Preece.
00:29:58
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Fucking pulled a Ricky Bobby, rode a wheelie, and then just kind of went, whee! look, I'm flying through the air. This is not good. Nice. Yeah, Ryan Breeze fucking sailed around.
00:30:11
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Yeah. So i've i've kind of i've kind of you know i I've kind of moved over into Cletus McFarlane will bring NASCAR back. Cletus McFarlane is funny as fuck.
00:30:25
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um So have I have been watching some basketball lately. Shout out to my Cavaliers. They're doing really good. They just smacked the absolute shit out of the Knicks the other night.
00:30:39
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um was like It was like the worst loss of the season for the Knicks. I think they lost by 40-some points or some shit like that. Yeah. but I've been really getting into hockey.
00:30:52
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and And the cool thing that just happened this year for hockey, anybody out there who's hockey fans, hopefully you guys ah maybe paid somewhat of attention, but they had the inaugural Four Nations face-off.
00:31:04
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did I kind of wanted to jump back on football real quick before we move down. Dalton's released Raheem Mostert. And Andy Dalton signed a two-year deal with with the Panthers for $8 million, six guaranteed.
00:31:19
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why is he still in the league? What is he doing? I mean, he's still getting paid. I mean, I'm just saying, like, good job, Andy Dalton, pulling a Kirk Cousins.
00:31:34
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Like, keep making your money, buddy. I'm not mad at you for it. ah he But the Dolphins release and Mostert's kind of a big deal.
00:31:43
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Yeah. He's still a weapon. Yeah. Yeah. I agree 100%. He'll find a home. He's not going to be homeless for very long in the NFL.
00:31:57
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So he's going to find him. He'll find him a new team pretty quick, I think. Oh, no doubt. And it it it might pan out after the ah you know after after the draft because you know Teams are going be trying to get some new, fresh talent.
00:32:12
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They're not going to lock down any money on somebody or draft picks or whatever like that, knowing that they've got a draft coming up. Yeah. He'll land somewhere. brown Just like ah Miles Garrett's going to land somewhere, the question is, where is Miles Garrett going to land?
00:32:28
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And yeah if if he is not in Cleveland, I really hope Cleveland... Because that that is that is a high-dollar trade. they they They can clean somebody's bank out. Well, rumor rumor out of the Buffalo Bills front office is they are restructuring a few contracts to potentially make a move at him.
00:32:58
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You know what, as long as he's not in the AFC North, I don't give a damn word. Could you imagine being a quarterback knowing you've got Von Miller on one side and fucking Miles Garrett on the other? Could you imagine being the quarterback standing behind the O-line on the other side of the fucking football with those guys on either side of you? yeah Fuck my life.
00:33:20
Speaker
I just don't want him to go somewhere in the AFC North. And if he does... It has to be in this trade agreement that he will tear Deshaun Watson's head off. Yes.
00:33:31
Speaker
Or at least end his career. So, but no. ah Yeah, like I said, hopefully, if, I know technically, quote unquote, he has one more year on his contract.
00:33:47
Speaker
If they do trade him, hopefully they they they get every penny that he's worth because he is a very high dollar. treat oh without a fucking doubt that that could That could benefit Cleveland in a lot of ways. tremendously But being in a Cleveland Browns fan my whole life, I also know that the Cleveland Browns can and will find a way to fuck it up.
00:34:10
Speaker
Yep, I was just about to say. You know they're going to find a way to fuck the dog on this one. Yeah, so ah I do hate to see Miles go, obviously.
00:34:22
Speaker
Huge fan. But you want to see him go somewhere and be successful. But I do, yeah, I do want to see him win a ring. And and and as of right now, that doesn't seem like a possibility in Cleveland.
00:34:35
Speaker
No, no. and not It's not even as of right now. You guys are, I'll be honest with you, man, you guys are probably three good drafts away from a ring.
00:34:48
Speaker
Well, good drafts. And at least three more years because that's what you still have left on Watson, right, three? Yeah.
00:34:54
Speaker
Yeah, unless they just fucking get rid of him and eat. Yeah, but then they they can't even spend any money on a quarterback if they did that. If they got him and ate the cap. it You guys could get Andy Dalton.
00:35:07
Speaker
Could have got Andy Dalton for two years for $8 million. dollars I mean, we can get we can get Sam fucking Darnold. No, I think Minnesota's going to contract him. We can get Kurt E. Ice.
00:35:19
Speaker
Kurt 2 Chainz. Right. Maybe Aaron Rodgers. Yeah. Maybe Aaron Rodgers. so This is going to say this is gonna sound like a wild fucking idea.
00:35:36
Speaker
Get Justin Fields if fucking Rodgers goes to Pittsburgh. I mean, at the end of the day... He's going to go cheap because he's not getting enough play time. I don't know what Pittsburgh's going to do with the Russell Wilson-Justin Fields scenario.
00:35:51
Speaker
I love the speculation that we get to make, though. It's a lot of fun. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Well, yeah. You know, as fans, I mean, ah God, that there there's there's a lot of players. i wouldn't be mad at Raheem Moser coming to Cleveland at the end of the day, but it's not going to happen.
00:36:05
Speaker
Yeah, but you don't have anywhere to put him. Put him in the backfield. Just let him do something. That's the problem, though. All you're doing is putting names back there and spending money that aren't going to get you anywhere. You see what I'm saying? like If you want him, who are you going to get rid of? And Joe... No, I don't think... I don't think...
00:36:25
Speaker
child thing i don That's the thing. how long How much longer is Chubb going to be around? That wouldn't be a bad idea to consider. to consider As much as I know you love Nick Chubb, that wouldn't be a bad idea. like He's got to be coming up towards the end of his his contract. so And he's been yeah religiously hurt.
00:36:42
Speaker
Every time he turns around, he's hurt. the last two seasons have been very rough for, uh, so, so, so, I mean, would it hurt to possibly release him and move on from that and find somebody like Raheem Mostert, who has the potential to be, you know, a weapon on your team.
00:37:02
Speaker
And, and, and we, and and, and we do have Borman and Ford in the backfield who have stepped up these last two seasons and proven to be reliable running backs.
00:37:14
Speaker
Yep. Uh, especially Foreman was always going to be a reliable running back. Oh yeah. Always like Atlanta fucked up when they let him roll. They fucked up bad.
00:37:27
Speaker
So, um, and, and, and Ford is a Ford is a monster. I mean, he really is. He, you know, when he's, He plays a lot of special teams, but when he does get the opportunity in the backfield, he he makes things happen. So, I mean, i don't know. I'm going wait and see what happens in the draft.
00:37:45
Speaker
um I'm curious to see who we take at number two. Do we take a Cam Ward or a Sanders if they're available? Do we go a different route and take an offensive lineman?
00:37:55
Speaker
No, we already know what's going to happen. They're going to trade away their number two pick to extend just Deshaun Watson's contract. <unk> I will be done. i will bag up all of my Cleveland Browns. They're going to trade it away and get like a fucking left tackle and extend Watson's contract three more years.
00:38:16
Speaker
Yeah, i will I will bag up all of my Cleveland Browns stuff, and I will toss it in the trash. I will start sending you i will start sending you Buffalo Bills gear. Yeah, I will find a new team.
00:38:28
Speaker
I will find the first T-Moo site that offers $20 Bills jerseys and send you like five of them. Because, to be honest with you, I like you.
00:38:39
Speaker
But I'm not spending $100 plus dollars on a jersey for you. I like myself, but if I can get a $20 jersey, I'm getting $20 jersey. I like you, but I don't like you that much. And no, I don't think the Manning kid ends up in Dallas.
00:38:56
Speaker
and Dallas is good work.
00:39:02
Speaker
Jones has too much animosity towards the Mannings. He doesn't like either of them. yeah um So he's he's not going to take one of their family members. And it really, at the end of the day, Dallas boils down to what does Jerry Jones want on his team?
00:39:15
Speaker
Doesn't matter who the fuck's the GM, who's the head coach, doesn't matter any of that. What does Jerry Jones want? As long as Jerry Jones is still alive and kicking.
00:39:26
Speaker
As long as King Jerry is fucking owning that team, that's how it's going to go. you guys Dallas fans might as well get used to seeing Dak Prescott in a Cowboys jersey for the rest of their lives.
00:39:38
Speaker
yeah For whatever reason. Yeah, because he'll probably put something in his fucking will after he dies that says you can't trade Dak Prescott until he can't walk anymore. And even then, you've got to give him a job in the front office so he can fuck it up even more.
00:39:50
Speaker
yeah You know, that might not be too far down the road of Dak Prescott not walking anymore. Let the right address get a hold of him and you could be looking at him down for the season.
00:40:04
Speaker
Yeah. That's funny. That's hilarious. Poor Dak. What did he ever do to get so much hate? You know, and that's the pisser of it.
00:40:15
Speaker
As a quarterback.
00:40:18
Speaker
Well, I can't say he's good because he's not. He just sucks. He's not terrible. When it comes to the playoffs, he but yeah when he's yeah Well, yeah. A lot of quarterbacks are... I mean, look at Lamar Jackson. Almost took the camera out.
00:40:35
Speaker
Shit. hu Yeah, look at Lamar Jackson in the playoffs. Yeah. Yeah. What are you talking
Softball Games & Anecdotes
00:40:45
Speaker
about? You didn't detect him. You're...
00:40:48
Speaker
Oh, that's fucking neat. There's a little doodad on the fence at the ball game where they can put the foul balls back and give them back to the team. Huh. That's fucking neat. It's like a little pipe that's attached to the screen.
00:41:01
Speaker
They send the ball over it, they drop it in the pipe, and it goes right back down. Nice. I'm not giving you a ball back. Kiss my Okay. I want one of them, right? Yellow low balls.
00:41:12
Speaker
Or green. I've got so many of them, dude. I'll mail you one. So fucking many of them laying around. was going to say, if I really want one that bad, I'll just drive five minutes down the road go to Dick's and buy... Actually, dude, you'd be dumbfounded how fucking truly expensive they are.
00:41:29
Speaker
ah They're like almost $30 for four of them. and They're fucking expensive. Yeah. but ah yeah it's crazy that's like It's I
00:41:45
Speaker
ah remember one time when the girls were younger, we we took them to a minor league game, Riverdogs game.
00:41:58
Speaker
They were kind of bummed out because we had a chance at a couple foul balls. so i like The next day, I went to the sports store I went up to Walmart and I bought a baseball and I went out and i rubbed it in the dirt and rubbed it in the, on the ground and stuff a little bit, kind of roughed it up. Oh, it's a double header.
00:42:16
Speaker
And told them that it was from the game. And they're like, yeah, you know, they were happy. I'm like, you're happy. I'm happy. They don't know any better. They're young. They're dumb. but yeah They're dumb.
00:42:28
Speaker
that That's funny. Kids are stupid. Yeah.
00:42:34
Speaker
um Anywho. All right, let's go into hockey. Now we can go into the Four Nations. I didn't watch any of it, so this one's on you. Yeah, I was going to say, you good on football?
00:42:45
Speaker
I watched a little bit of it. It was the inaugural season of the Four Nations
Hockey Tournament & Popularity
00:42:51
Speaker
face-off. So basically, it's international ah ah ice hockey tournament where players from the NHL, they go back to their home teams or they like the home country.
00:43:03
Speaker
or they, they play for said country. There was only four of them. It was, uh, USA, Canada, Sweden, and fin Finland. Yep. Um, so what they're saying is that it's temporarily going to replace the and NHL's all-star game.
00:43:24
Speaker
I wonder why. Yeah, I don't know, but I, I think, I think they should make it a yearly thing. Um, I thought it was fun. It was a lot. it was It is kind of like watching an all-star game, but instead of having two all-star teams, you had four of them, essentially.
00:43:42
Speaker
And it was a round-robin tournament, so and they played everybody played everybody twice. It was a whole sport point thing. But at the end of the day, it came down to Team USA, Team Canada.
00:43:56
Speaker
The first go-around, or prior to the game, The Canadian fans were booing our national anthem. Yep. I heard that. So when that when they when they met up. oh When the puck dropped.
00:44:12
Speaker
Yeah. and The bullshit stopped. and Oh, yeah. There was three fights. like Like MK said, in the first nine seconds, bro. Team USA literally...
00:44:25
Speaker
Beat the hell out of Team Canada. Had a way to Chuck with the first fight. I did see the clip of ah to Chuck with the first fight of the game. So that was pretty dope. ah So both to Chuck brothers got into it in that game. They both beat the hell out of a Canadian.
00:44:42
Speaker
There's a picture going around. From the 80s when their dad played at Team USA versus his Team Canada, him whooping a Canada player's ass. That was based on we of the like the Miracle movie deal. yeah Yep.
00:44:57
Speaker
So Chuck Wilkins are known for that shit, bro. Yep. So that was really cool to see. you know I seen it on the NHL page first before I seen it.
00:45:09
Speaker
just getting social media blasted. But there's a picture of their dad up top and then the two boys below. but and they all just got a rabbed up, cracking skulls. I'm like, hell yeah, let's get up to Chucks.
00:45:22
Speaker
Team USA did take the first game. I watched the championship the other night between Canada and and USA, and it was a really good game. That's what I heard. It was super good.
00:45:35
Speaker
It was a clean game. It was physical. It was definitely physical. Team USA is was was very physical. ah They were bouncing players off boards left and right. Fucking Connor McDavid scored the winner, I heard.
00:45:48
Speaker
yeah They were an OT, and Team Canada did get the inaugural championship. Like I said, I would take the, you know, this was a really cool concept to replace the All-Star game.
00:46:00
Speaker
I would take the all-star game out of the equation and and and do this four nations tournament every season, if possible. Yeah. But then you've got players who play for like Czech Republic and stuff. And who do they go play for? Well, I see. That's the other thing. I'm not quite sure how, how, how it works as far as where you go play, because don't like prosby was on team Canada.
00:46:27
Speaker
There was a couple of guys. Yeah. He's Canadian. There was a couple of guys. that played for Sweden and Finland. And I know they're not Swedish or Finnish or whatever. That's why I'm like, I don't know how that's going to I think you, but at the same time, you could also interchange the teams every year.
00:46:45
Speaker
Obviously you got to team USA and team Canada, but you could do a team check or a team Russia or whatever.
00:46:52
Speaker
But I think, I think it'd be a cool concept, especially being a hockey fan. It's a little bit extra hockey and you get to see, know, Still get to see, quote-unquote, the all-star teams.
00:47:04
Speaker
Shout-out to Columbus' own Zach Brzezinski. He had a good good showing in the Four Nations tournament. ah Blue Jackets came back last night and smacked the dog shit out of Chicago.
00:47:21
Speaker
and yeah Okay, so who had a bigger win? What was the score in that game? Five to two, I believe. The Sabres beat the Rangers last night.
00:47:33
Speaker
Nice. Like, fucking what?
00:47:39
Speaker
Yeah. And then I was watching, after I finished playing video games last night, I watched a little bit of the Vegas game. I don't even know who ended up winning the game.
00:47:53
Speaker
Vegas won that three then. It was 2-1 when I went to bed. Three to one over the third. I will say, last night was kind of a cool night for Columbus. um The Blue Jackets played the Chicago Blackhawks, and our major league soccer team, the Columbus Crew, played the Chicago Fire.
00:48:10
Speaker
and don't know all this made chicago Columbus made Chicago their bitch last night. In both sports, huh? Yeah, in both sports. um i think Does the Columbus Crew play the Atlanta United? ah You know what? I can find out for I'm going to goggle in my United schedule.
00:48:30
Speaker
I'm not 100% sure. columbus crew Columbus Crew. Yeah, they won over the Chicago Fire.
00:48:41
Speaker
I'm not a big soccer guy, but i do want to go i do want to go to a crew game. They got a really cool stadium or Coliseum.
00:48:53
Speaker
Golly, they got a lot of games. Yeah. Atlanta United, yeah, they play them June 25th. Where?
00:49:04
Speaker
In Columbus, it looks like? I could be wrong. Yeah, Lower.com Field in Columbus. Nice. We might have to start paying attention a little bit more.
00:49:19
Speaker
ah Yeah, I am finding myself. Oh, and we play them in September at Atlanta. on September 13th. The soccer season is long.
00:49:32
Speaker
I think it's always October.
00:49:37
Speaker
From February to October. so Yeah. I can't figure out who this fucking team is, to be honest with you. Oh, Charlotte. Okay. The Charlotte Football Club. Yeah.
00:49:52
Speaker
What the hell? Um, Baseball is doing their baseball thingy thing. ah
Cincinnati Reds Spring Training Humor
00:50:03
Speaker
So, okay, maybe you might get – I've been a baseball fan forever, and and I don't like follow, follow. I just got to keep track.
00:50:15
Speaker
I really don't get into baseball until after the all-star break. The softball team is doing their own cheerleading in between the seven-minute stretch. I was wondering what they were doing.
00:50:27
Speaker
Maybe they're making a TikTok. I don't know. yeah alright so What were you saying now about so baseball? Baseball is getting into their spring games and spring da-da-da-da-da-da.
00:50:39
Speaker
Yesterday, i was getting score updates. I'm a Reds fan. I'm a Guardians fan too. I'm a Guardians fan too.
00:50:50
Speaker
but I'm more of a Reds fan. The Reds and the Guardians were playing each other yesterday. The Reds won 6-3. But they at the same time, the Reds were playing the Milwaukee Brewers.
00:51:02
Speaker
What? Yeah. Simultaneously, Reds were playing. It's right here, brother. You probably can't see it. Never mind. on ESPN?
00:51:14
Speaker
Right there. They lost 8-7 to seven of the Brewers and they beat Guardians. No, look at that. Click on either one of those and look at the time. They had a doubleheader. No, it was it was ah it was the same time.
00:51:29
Speaker
Now got to question your mentality. Well, don't do that. Yeah, the Bruins game kicked off at 3-10. First pitch was at 3-10 and the Reds Guardian was at three ah five
00:51:44
Speaker
So do they just split because they were out in Arizona? ah's Spring training. Yeah, so do they just split the teams up? I mean, they were both American family. So do they just like half the team go play this game, half the team go play that game? ah i never I've never seen that before, to be honest with you. Right?
00:52:07
Speaker
I have never seen such blasphemous things. And it's the only game that did that, too. Yeah, I was like, what the fuck? When I was getting the score updates, I'm like, and my am I losing my mind here or is this really Do you want me to get an answer to that question? Are you going to Google it?
00:52:25
Speaker
Nope, I'm going to call my sister. Hold on. All right.
00:52:30
Speaker
So, yeah, I mean,
00:52:35
Speaker
let's call my sister. She's sitting there with her husband. Where's AA Ron?
00:52:43
Speaker
Oh, no, I got to call him. but We have a Cincinnati Reds question.
00:52:51
Speaker
Do you know enough about it?
00:52:55
Speaker
So yesterday they played, who was it, the first game that you said? they they Simultaneously they played the Guardians and the Brewers. So at the exact same time yesterday.
00:53:08
Speaker
One pitch at 3.05, one pitch at 3.10. They played the Cleveland look cleveland Guardians da did did and the Milwaukee Brewers at the same time. how No, MK, they were both in Arizona.
00:53:26
Speaker
One was at Goodyear Field and the other one was at Bowfield. One was at Goodyear Field and one was at Bowfield. So... It's somebody said half the teams in Arizona and the other half's in Florida.
00:53:47
Speaker
Are they the only team that has a big enough team to do that? Because nobody, I've never seen anybody else do that.
00:53:55
Speaker
I mean, I know it's spring training. It's spring ball, so it don't matter. and Okay.
00:54:05
Speaker
<unk> game here
00:54:09
Speaker
Okay, the spring training games.
00:54:13
Speaker
Okay, that was what we were curious about because it didn't make any fucking sense at all how they were in two different states playing two different games at the same time.
00:54:26
Speaker
Oh, they were in the same state. They were just on two different fields. They were Phoenix, Arizona. um They were in Phoenix and...
00:54:37
Speaker
just Goodyear Arizona So they were both in Arizona Okay both teams were in Arizona Yeah Yeah That dude looks like Who are we talking to What are you doing why are you driving Oh okay Okay I'm going back to my sports show We'll talk to you later but Bye thank you for answering that So I wasn't So I wasn't losing no So I didn't lose my mind. i'm I'm in control of all my faculties for the most part.
00:55:10
Speaker
Correct. The Reds were playing yesterday at the same time, two different games. They were playing the Guardians and the Brewers. oh And I was like, I thought I was losing my shit because I was getting younger. mean, you probably were. Well, yeah, probably.
00:55:23
Speaker
but Yeah, so i I don't think I've ever seen that before in baseball. i know it's spring training or spring ball So I didn't know if they just like split the team in half and they're like, you guys go play the Brewers, you guys go play the Guardians. and And I'm looking at today's schedule and I don't see it for anybody else today where they're playing two two games.
00:55:46
Speaker
I'm going to have to put you on hold a minute. I have to excuse myself. I have got to take a piss. yeah I'll be back. You keep talking. I'll keep talking. Just going to sit here and talk, talk, talk, talk. talk A little sidetrack there wow from the hockey conversation.
00:56:07
Speaker
ah If I can get back into my hockey ah area. um
00:56:19
Speaker
Not to sound like a homer and not to be biased, but this isn't really even a biased opinion. um Blue Jackets not coming off of the Four nations and all the players coming back to their teams in the regular games, getting getting off, getting back into play.
00:56:37
Speaker
ah The Blue Jackets welcome back our captain Boone Jenner from injury, which is a nice addition because they are still fighting for that final playoff position, which they are actually, as far as points go, there is a three-way tie between Detroit, Ottawa, and Columbus in the wild card for the in the East.
00:57:00
Speaker
So it's definitely nice to see the team get back to full strength. So you're saying all three teams are trash? I mean, they're not trash. mean, they're not Buffalo.
00:57:14
Speaker
Yeah, they're not Buffalo. Yeah, Buffalo trash. Yeah, your playoffs leaders are the Florida Panthers.
00:57:27
Speaker
Toronto Maple Leafs, ah Tampa Bay, Washington, carolina go Carolina, and the Devil Rays, or New Jersey Devils, whatever they call. They're not Devil Rays, but yes, New Jersey Devils. and Who cares? Just New Jersey. Nobody cares. By the way, Kennesaw State lost 7-4. Now they start the second game of their doubleheader against Coastal Carolina.
00:57:50
Speaker
Currently, Syracuse is playing UGA a in the Georgia Classic and losing 2-1. I just realized that game just didn't. What else? Tons of softball today, bro. Tons of softball.
00:58:03
Speaker
out Out west, your leaders are Winnipeg, Dallas, Minnesota, and the Central, Vegas, Edmonton, and Los Angeles in the Pacific. And then your wild card teams are Colorado, Vancouver,
00:58:21
Speaker
and Calgary is three points out. I don't know if I'll make that up. and Dude, it blows my mind how bad Utah Hockey Club, which I think they have settled on a name for Utah.
00:58:37
Speaker
What is that? What? The bad hockey club? Yeah, they're trash. Uh...
00:58:48
Speaker
ah
00:58:53
Speaker
so they date the vote
00:58:59
Speaker
they They were voting Utah club held a fan vote to choose a permanent team name from three options. the Utah hockey club, Utah mammoth, and the Utah outlaws.
00:59:11
Speaker
I hope they went with the mammoth. They didn't. I think they went i think they went with the mammoth.
NBA Playoffs & Team Standings
00:59:17
Speaker
trying to
00:59:20
Speaker
trying to see where it is. I know that i know I've seen a thing where they actually and they in a they had a really cool logo.
00:59:29
Speaker
This is the fucking finalist.
00:59:33
Speaker
But I think they went with Mammoth. Utah missionary. How you doing, brother? Love you, man. Good seeing you. Haven't seen you in a minute.
00:59:45
Speaker
Utah soakers. Utah. They should be the Utah Quakers, bro. They should be the Utah Quakers. ah No question about it.
00:59:58
Speaker
What's up on track? I'm happy that they're they're going to finally get a name. Ooh. Ooh.
01:00:09
Speaker
That's not on until later. We got the Kraken versus the Lightning later. Red Wings versus the Miami. Mighty Ducks, Utah versus... Did you just say the Miami Mighty Ducks?
01:00:23
Speaker
No, I said the Mighty Ducks. Oh, my God. i know you said I thought you just said the Miami Mighty Ducks. was going to say, are you some kind of fucking retarded? No, I said the Red Wings and the Mighty Ducks.
01:00:37
Speaker
Oh, I was about to accuse you of being seriously brain damaged.
01:00:44
Speaker
What is that on? That's not so dangerous. That's tomorrow. Or that's Tuesday. God damn, what is going on here, ESPN? We got no live hockey on this. It's not them, it's you. am Operator. here Yeah.
01:01:00
Speaker
oh Let's go watch the Knicks and Celtics. I just flipped over to try and watch the race, but apparently it's not on yet. Which leads me to wonder, what the fuck time does the NASCAR race start? So, yeah.
01:01:12
Speaker
What the fuck, man? just I don't care. Just put it on. 3 o'clock. don't make me Don't make me make choices. and decisions Last year, it was won by a Mexican. so If he wins this year, he could get deported.
01:01:23
Speaker
Who? What race is today? Atlanta. Oh, is it? Yep. Dude, I have not watched NASCAR in... me Maybe three years? You missed it because Ricky Stenhouse punched ah was Kyle Busch right in a face last Saturday or last Sunday night.
01:01:43
Speaker
Oh, man. I love when a Busch brother... love There's only one left for Aston. Either way, the other one could still get punched and I would love it but
01:01:55
Speaker
it. No, I liked her. Kyle's always been a D-bag. Yeah. I just threw on the Knicks and Celtics. I don't watch basketball because understand. i i you It's different than what we were taught in school, bro. It's not hard to understand. that you got a ball, you bounce it on the floor, and you throw it in the air, and you try to get in a little ring.
01:02:21
Speaker
No, dickbag. The rules that we were taught in school are not the same. Yeah, we also played prison rules in school. No, the rules we were taught in gym class, double dribbles, travels, they don't exist in NBA.
01:02:36
Speaker
And that's why I don't like it. Because I was taught one way and they play a completely different way. You can fucking grab the ball with both hands and run the length of the court and not get a fucking not get called on nothing.
01:02:47
Speaker
And it's stupid. i am i am I am currently watching. ah I've been paying attention all season. I've caught a few games, few a few Cavalier games.
01:02:59
Speaker
ah A few other games. But we're we are we are getting very close to playoffs for NBA. Playoffs? Playoffs? We're talking playoffs.
01:03:12
Speaker
Who the fuck is that in that meme, dude? zip That's not Pete Carroll. No. He was a college guy, wasn't he?
01:03:25
Speaker
Who's the coach in the playoffs meme? He looks like Pete Carroll. It's Jim Wara. Okay. For the Colts. Okay. yeah That's an old ass clip, to I know he looks like Pete Carroll.
01:03:41
Speaker
Yeah. LeBron rules. Yeah, dude, we were talking about that. It was ah that USA Canada game. was it was It was really, really good. Yeah.
01:03:52
Speaker
Apparently that brought a lot of people that have never watched hockey. I don't know if you follow ah Annie Agar. She does a lot of the NFL stuff. ah yeah ti I've seen her. She's gotten so big that they invited her to the honors ceremony and all that shit. like she's fucking She is a true success story for somebody who just started on TikTok.
01:04:15
Speaker
um But she did a thing about hockey because she'd never watched hockey prior to the Four Nations. And talked about how she didn't realize she was missing so much.
01:04:27
Speaker
yeah and there's Yeah, there's a lot of people that I've seen, like I'm friends with on social media and stuff like that, that I know they're not hockey fans and they got involved and now they're now they're like their respective city or whatever, wherever they're from, they're like, I'm now watching so-and-so and so and um I've never watched hockey before, but um yeah I'm loving it. Dude, I love hockey.
01:04:49
Speaker
Hockey is probably... next to football, my second favorite is sport to to to watch, to go see, um you know, growing up up here in the Midwest, it was nice because, you know, Detroit was right up the road.
01:05:03
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Pittsburgh wasn't too far away. um Some other teams that we would, you know, kind of go see and and, and, and growing up, we didn't have a hockey team in Ohio. So I grew up a Pittsburgh Penguins fan mainly because players that were on, um i love Mario Lemieux,
01:05:20
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uh yamir yager you know some of some of the other guys that played in pittsburgh and i grew up a penguins fan then we got the blue jackets and like instantly the blue jackets kind of developed rivalries with the red wings and the penguins yeah and the blackhawks and stuff like i mean day one shit And it was great because some of those teams I grew up hating.
01:05:45
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Red Wings, Blackhawks, Flyers, Devils. And now they're coming to Columbus in those first couple seasons, man. We went to like every damn game. you know, you you see the players and you see them around town. And hockey players are cool as shit, too, man. like A lot of them are super down to earth.
01:06:06
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Yeah, a lot of cool-ass dudes. like We had a guy back in the day, Jody Shelley, who was our enforcer. If he was on the ice, somebody was getting their face punched in. The local radio stations made parody songs about Jody Shelley.
01:06:20
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But when you meet him out in public, he could not have been any nicer and gentle. Like, just... ah But then he gets on the ice and he's an absolute monster. Yeah, right. We had a guy we had a guy like that years ago. i So I spent a lot of time growing up going to an AHL team, the Rochester Americans.
01:06:41
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And they were the farm team for the Buffalo Sabres and the Florida Panthers. And so I got to know a lot of these guys. actually played poker with a lot of guys, drank beer with a lot of guys, whatever like that.
01:06:52
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ah who since went to the NHL. And one of one of my favorites, who never really made it in the NHL, but he played a lot in the AHL, was a guy named Norm Miley. He was at 170 pounds. He was a little guy. He would literally take the ice and go out there and just devastate the biggest guy on the other team.
01:07:14
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The biggest guy. That was his whole job. Go out there, thats you get into a fight. That's the other thing that blows my mind. Hockey players? ah You think hockey players are going to be some big dudes. a lot of hockey players are not very big. They're not very big at all. They look huge because they're on skates.
01:07:33
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know they They're on skates and they got all that padding and everything on. but um yeah man that's how That's how it was for me, Untrackable. being when i When I found hockey, there was no Blue Jackets. We didn't get the Blue Jackets until 2000. I remember when he became a team.
01:07:49
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Yeah. That's how long I've been watching hockey. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I mean, i've I've been watching. I've been. I grew up watching hockey, watching the pins and stuff like that. So let's go to this. I remember when the Winnipeg Jets were their first team.
01:08:01
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Now they're team a second time. That's how long I've been watching hockey. Let's put that into perspective. I need to lose a team and and get it. Oh, wait. Cleveland did that.
01:08:12
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Never mind. Yeah. and Like, I've been watching hockey that long. The Winnipeg Jets were team, and then they lost it, and then they were a team again.
01:08:24
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Yep. But, like, the Avs, the Hurricanes, the Coyotes, the Wild, none of those teams existed when I was watching hockey. Well, even even, like, Tampa Bay Lightning, i remember I remember Florida getting the Panthers and the Lightning and everybody saying at forty Florida's not a hockey state.
01:08:42
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Yeah, except Tampa's got how many Stanley Cups?
01:08:46
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They've got, what, two? Two or three. They said the same thing about Carolina, though, and look at Carolina Hurricanes. They're a fucking dominant team in the NHL. Yeah. ah but The Panthers got a cup.
01:08:58
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The Florida Panthers just got a cup. That's such a bad way to name Ryan Blaney as the pole sitter. yeah um I know Ryan. I used to dirt race with Ryan Blaney, so to see his name on the TV and then see pole sitter underneath it, it's kind of offensive. Yeah.
01:09:17
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hey Rod Brennamore. Rod Brennamore. Yep. gigantic fucking nose.
01:09:28
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That dude had the biggest fucking nose in the NHL, I swear to God. But that goes back to when Rod was a player. That went back to Eric Lindros on that team. Like, those guys were... That was... Ron Hextall was the fucking goalie. Like, those guys... that Ron Hextall was in a goalie fight because that's what Philly was known for.
01:09:52
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They were known for being a physical, fighting, shit-ass, dirty team. e yeah Sounds about right. Wow.
01:10:03
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That they're still the same way? Oh, Philly? Yeah. yeah narrow Their hockey team in the 90s and the 80s and 90s absolutely represented that city to a fucking T. awful yeah Oh, yeah. ah there's like There's no doubt about it.
01:10:18
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um and There's still some players out there that are pretty scumbag players. um yeah Come on, Knicks. I can't believe rooting for the Knicks to beat the Celtics. I hate the Celtics, so I'm always rooting against them, but I can't believe I'm rooting for the Knicks.
01:10:38
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William Byron went to the Braves fucking... It was on the big screen at the Braves Stadium.
01:10:47
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wonder if he's from Atlanta. I'll have to look that up. He retired and came back to the Canes to get coup. Who?
01:10:58
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why Who retired and came back? I'm assuming he's talking about Rod. i think Yeah, he was coach.
01:11:10
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um
01:11:14
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was charlotte I'm waiting to see... God damn. That's weird. and Yami or Yager pop back up in the NHL. That won't happen.
01:11:24
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He's still playing professional hockey. No, he's still playing. Really? and Yeah, he's in like Russia or something, but he's still playing professional hockey. Yeah, he's he's still in great shape, man. He's still killing it.
01:11:41
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I don't know how somebody plays that long in such a ah physical sport. um He avoided a lot of hits in his career. A lot of hits. Well, I mean, he's a physical player, too. i mean e He was fast. He's not shy.
01:11:58
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Yeah, he was fast. He still is. ah Wyatt should start watching hockey. That'd be a good sport for him to watch.
01:12:08
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He's too busy watching it. girls softball he's home now that's why he's on rod is a coach now i don't know where he's um yeah i'm not sure i don't keep too much track of coaches other than the fact that i despise every time i hear the name john cooper when i'm watching the hockey game that's funny
01:12:40
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That's funny. Yeah,
01:12:43
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yeah like you said, basketball is... Oh, yeah, buddy. I've seen it a couple times there, Wyatt.
01:12:52
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Attaboy! Nice. And that's why we go to softball games. That's right. Listen, I'm not wrong watching softball. Trust me.
01:13:05
Speaker
Yeah, I didn't know. Now, granted, a fair number of them are lesbians, but still, I'm a lesbian, too. We get along great. Yeah, we have that in common. Yeah. We have something in common.
01:13:17
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ah I will say, i know you're not a big basketball guy, not a big NBA guy. the east in The Eastern Conference is definitely heating up.
01:13:31
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The Cavaliers are in first place. Boston is literally right behind them. They had the same, uh, I know Boston's been a hell of a team this season. And that was just from listening to, uh, greenie on, uh, greenie on ESPN.
01:13:45
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He's a big Celtics fan. Yeah. Um, Boston is, uh, six games behind Cleveland.
01:13:55
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Um, And then the Knicks are right there. Philly, Indiana is right there. um your Your top eight teams in the East are Cleveland, Boston, New York, Indiana, Milwaukee, Detroit, Orlando, and and Miami.
01:14:11
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ah
01:14:15
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here's the Here's the thing that NASCAR is doing pretty cool. Clint Boyer um has a a Twitter account where if you think you've got one of the best tailgates at the gate at the race, send your location to the Twitter account and he'll come visit your tailgate party.
01:14:32
Speaker
Nice. How fucking cool is that? Yeah, that's fucking cool as hell. Yeah. and then out West and and basketball, the Oklahoma Thunder, Oklahoma city Thunder, they're just fucking running away with the West. They're just Oklahoma and Cleveland have the best records in the and NBA and Oklahoma is just manhandling.
01:14:54
Speaker
Memphis is behind them and they're nine, at nine games out. So like, I think it's safe to say Oklahoma is probably going to be the contender in the Western when it comes to the finals.
01:15:09
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Um, The Lakers. Man, the Lakers had that blockbuster trade for Donnick and whatnot. and I just don't know what it is about LeBron James, man. He leaves he he goes to Miami.
01:15:25
Speaker
He wins a ring. you know They build this quote-unquote all-star team. He comes to Cleveland, does his thing. He goes out to L.A. for whatever reason. And ever since he's gone out to L.A., man, they have just been not good.
01:15:41
Speaker
At all. I just want to... They're in the playoffs. I got to say something. The closeness of last year's Atlanta race that Daniel Suarez, the Mexican one, by.003 of a second.
01:15:56
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zero zero three of a second maybe damn That's how close. There was 48 lead changes last year.
01:16:07
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A new record. so i yeah I have NASCAR on, so um I'm waiting for you to finish up with your basketball so I can feel a little bit about fight night last night for the UFC. Is that the Cup Series?
01:16:19
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Yeah, it's on Fox today. Okay.
01:16:23
Speaker
yeah on vox today okay No, there's a schedule. They're actually talking about Ryan Priest, the one that went airborne last weekend right now on Fox Sports.
01:16:35
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Holy sh... Jimmy Johnson still racing? Oh, fuck yeah. He would have had a top 10 last weekend except he got caught up in the wreck. Man, yeah, like I said, I'm looking at the leaderboard. very limited schedule, though.
01:16:49
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I'm looking at the leaderboard here in the standings and there's a like Chase Elliott. Yep. Holy shit. Vicky Steinhaus.
01:17:01
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Is Ty Gibbs Joe Gibbs Is it Yep Yep Denny Hamlin is still racing Denny Hamlin Yeah Denny Hamlin's still winning Don't bullshit yourself Bradco's Wow Kozolowski's still there yeah's all These guys aren't as old as you think So NASCAR doesn't beat you up like these other sports do bro Yeah nice but These guys aren't going out for season ending injuries Usually Martin Truitt is still racing?
01:17:33
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Not very good, really. Yeah, he's not a... yeah He races for the um Michael Jordan's team, I think. All right, might have to try to start paying a little bit more attention to NASCAR. Wally, I don't i don't want to step on any toes with your motorsports show, but all right, I didn't realize there were so many names still in there that I would recognize. I thought there'd be a bunch of dudes that I wouldn't fucking know anymore.
01:17:59
Speaker
Kind of like UFC, speaking of UFC fight night. how about fuck How about that last night, huh?
UFC Fight Night & March Madness
01:18:07
Speaker
I was busy. I didn't watch it. but How about Henry Cejudo?
01:18:11
Speaker
At 38 years old, steps in the ring last night. How old? 38 years old, Henry Cejudo stepped in against Song Yadong last night.
01:18:23
Speaker
And he lost. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. who woke Yes, his name is Song Yadong.
01:18:31
Speaker
He's a Chinese fighter. He is a fucking monster in the ring. Henry Cejudo lost. He fucked himself on his loss. He did it to himself.
01:18:44
Speaker
He got an eye poke in the second round or in the third round and when he came When he came back and restarted the fight, they started they were just starting the fourth round, and um the ref had heard overheard him say, I can't fucking see, and he stopped the fight, and because it went past the halfway mark, they went to decision, and Henry Cejudo lost via decision.
01:19:10
Speaker
Damn. So it was his own fucking fault.
01:19:15
Speaker
So... You fucking deme. How about Ryan Preece, the guy that went airborne last weekend for in the race? Ryan Preece races for buildsubmarines.com, which still has a submarine at the bottom of the ocean because they're idiots.
01:19:32
Speaker
That's the one that they lost track of and that everybody died? That one's the... Okay. Yeah, he races for build submarines. Oh, Jesus.
01:19:44
Speaker
Oh! I don't want to watch a three-minute clip. I just want to see him go flying through the air Oh, yeah. He definitely rode a wheelie for like fucking 400 feet.
01:19:55
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Oh, Nice wheelie, bro. And then it went vertical. Oh, Ricky, Bobby. Help me, Tom Cruise. I'm on fire. He said he said in the interview, he said when the car left the ground and it went completely silent, all I could think about was my daughter.
01:20:16
Speaker
Hmm. Yeah.
01:20:19
Speaker
Dang. Oh, yeah, that was it was a wild fucking ride for him. That's for damn sure.
01:20:28
Speaker
Recing his life. Get there before I do.
01:20:33
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I thought he was referencing. if you get hi um I wanted to see that. I know everybody's been talking about it. So I've got a little direct. Oh,
01:20:45
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Yeah, got little math car on the tail wheel. Got little basketball ball on the tail wheel. We're making a left turn. yeah We're going really fast.
01:20:57
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Unless you're Ryan Priest and then you're not making any turns. You're just along for the ride. Yeah, i'm pretty much. Purdue versus Indiana. Oh, man. March Madness is right around the corner, bro. Yeah, buddy. it' Like a week away.
01:21:11
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Week or two away. um Yeah, um. We'll definitely... I think we should fill out brackets. I will do it, but I don't have to shit about college basketball.
01:21:22
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And neither do I. I mean, I follow the Big Ten, and that's about the extent of it. I know Michigan who was in first place in the Big Ten. ah They lost to Michigan State the other night, which bumped Michigan State up into ah first place in the Big Ten, but...
01:21:46
Speaker
Shout out to the Big Ten for having five teams in the top 25 in NCAA basketball. Wisconsin's 11, Michigan's 12, Purdue 13, Michigan State is 14, and Maryland is 20.
01:22:06
Speaker
So Ohio State is ass in Big Ten basketball. yeah But out oh we should be represented... quite nicely in the and the in the March tourneys.
NASCAR & Sports Crossover
01:22:17
Speaker
To put NASCAR into wrestling, William Byron drove AJ Styles into the arena last weekend. Or last Monday. He won a tournament 500 and then he drove AJ Styles into the arena.
01:22:31
Speaker
Mm-hmm. I've seen that. was like, who the fuck is this guy? Now we're going to talk to Michael Waltrip, who's fucking loopy.
01:22:40
Speaker
He's a fucking nut job. I didn't even know Michael Waltrip was still alive. he was Michael Waltrip is fucking hilarious, bro. The dude is a complete whack job.
01:22:53
Speaker
Hold on. I'm trying to see. He's always been whacked out. he's always been whacked out He still looks good, actually. Oh, he looks great. Older guy. He's almost 60.
01:23:05
Speaker
He looks fucking great. But he is hysteric. When he does his fucking pit walk and walks pit lane and talks to different drivers, the dude is fucking hysterical.
01:23:17
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Okay, let me let me ask you something. What's up, bro? Sports-related, if you could build the ultimate sports band of, like, five people, and it doesn't all have to be from the same sport,
01:23:32
Speaker
The sports... Like like ah like a sportscaster panel? Yeah, like a panel where they just kind of talk sports talk, whatever. And it don't have to be all one sport. like Like, i would I would definitely put, like, Waltrip and Bradshaw together in some capacity.
01:23:51
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Uh...
01:23:53
Speaker
I don't think Waltrip Scatterbrain could keep Bradshaw on track. um No, that's what i'm saying. What sport are we talking about? Are we talking about all sports, like kind of like we do for a show?
01:24:05
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Yeah, just kind of like what we do. you got We put a panel together of like the ultimate broadcaster. Oh, dude. I would, you would have, for me, you would have um Clint Boyer from NASCAR.
01:24:20
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You would have McAfee for NFL. You would have um Greeny from ESPN for baseball. You would have, oh fuck, I don't even know who to bring in for hockey. um I'm going for.
01:24:38
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Because I don't want to pick just a single team announcer.
01:24:43
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um I'm going for pure entertainment and chaos factor. want Waltrip, Bradshaw, Shaq, McAfee, and the straight-laced guy to try to contain everybody.
01:24:58
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The guy that hosts Red Zone. Rich Eisen. No, the guy that hosts NFL Red Zone.
01:25:06
Speaker
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. What is this fucking name? Because he helped out when they did the hockey fucking big thing that McAfee did. Yeah. i but Watch live in 30 minutes.
01:25:21
Speaker
PBR at least a beast. in What the hell does that have to do with WWE? WWE is in partnership with the PBR. That's weird.
01:25:32
Speaker
Yeah, they got Michelob Ultra, PBR, Jacksonville, and down below... is WWE and the PBR. WWE is promoting it on their fucking YouTube channel. Watch it live.
01:25:45
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That's weird. but You know, to be honest with you, I don't know who I would... and since a yeah
01:25:58
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I would want other i want i want one straight-laced guy and then just four guys of utter chaos. Yeah, but we're talking about covering all sports.
01:26:08
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And this is where things get super tricky. These guys have teleprompters in front of them. They don't actually have to know what they're talking about. I think I was i think i would go either Michael Waltrip or Clint Boyer.
01:26:21
Speaker
I would go Rogan. I would go... Oh, man. Honestly, I'd go Tom Brady for the NFL factor.
01:26:34
Speaker
Or McAfee. McAfee or Brady? If we're going chaos, I'd probably go McAfee. Shaq definitely could be on there.
01:26:47
Speaker
Shaq's just fucking nuts. i yeah I know you don't watch basketball or anything like that, but have you seen the clips of him fucking with Kevin Hart at the NBA All-Star Games? I think I've seen one or two of them on Facebook.
01:26:59
Speaker
Dude, he was like standing right on top of Kevin Hart. It kept like getting closer and closer. Kevin Hart only comes up to his fucking waist. Yeah, I know. yeah Kevin Hart finally turned around and he was like, God damn, man, get off me. Why are you so close?
01:27:16
Speaker
but And then Shaq, she's such a big fucking child, man. I love Shaq. Oh, he's hysterical, too. He's funny. and he actually Did I tell you he made a video for my friend Nanette, her son.
01:27:28
Speaker
He took her cell phone and made a cell phone video for her to send to him. He went into the same place in Woodstock that Nanette goes to get her nails done. He went in for a pedicure and he made this video and he's like,
01:27:39
Speaker
Timothy, I got to tell you, man, your mom is a total superhero because he was going to say badass. He's like, she's a total superhero. I was in here getting my toes done and this guy was hassling me and your mom threw him through the front window in the store.
01:27:58
Speaker
Like, he's hysterical. Hell yeah. so common like You'll never miss him if you're in Atlanta. He's got a white Dodge Charger splatter wrapped with zombie blood all over it where it looks like he drove through a horde of zombies. You can't miss Shaq when he's in his Charger driving through Atlanta.
01:28:17
Speaker
Hell yeah. ah Breaking news in the world of sports. Ovi has scored again, which only puts him 15 away from breaking Wayne Gretzky's all-time record in 894. I hate that
Brett Favre & Tony Stewart Controversies
01:28:28
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guy. I'm not...
01:28:31
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He's bit of a scumbag, and I hate the Capitals, but... I fucking... nonetheless Oh, God, Brett Favre's at the fucking race. Nonetheless, he is he is chasing history. Brett Favre's got enough issues. i don't think he needs to be at the race.
01:28:47
Speaker
He's at the race. I wonder who he's trying to swindle money out of this time.
01:28:52
Speaker
Fucking Kyle Busch. That bar still looks like he's in pretty good shape. Yeah. he He looks like he could play fucking Tim McGraw's role in Friday night lights, bro. I was just going to say he he looks like fucking Tim McGraw, man. Those two are twinning right now.
01:29:08
Speaker
Yeah. He doesn't look too bad. You can see he's lost a bit of his muscle bulk, but he doesn't look too bad.
01:29:21
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ah He's still in pretty good shape. Is he is he he coaching high school or football or something like that? um <unk>e hey To be honest with you, I'm not sure because he's got so many scandals going on. I don't know many people want to tie their name to him.
01:29:34
Speaker
Yeah, there's ah he's got a, he's unfortunately, Farb's got a lot of, a lot of stuff. I thought some of that stuff was clearing up though and going away.
01:29:44
Speaker
How cool would that fucking be? If you were in a high so ah high school football player and your goddamn coach was Brett Farb.
01:29:51
Speaker
I don't know, man. Like one of the greatest quarterbacks of all time. One of, not the, but one of them. He's definitely up there in names to be mentioned. ah And then you're a fucking high school kid. we Probably half of them don't know who they are. it Probably more their dad's like, oh my God, that's Brett Barb. But
01:30:12
Speaker
but That'd be pretty, actually any former any former NFL player would be pretty badass to be coached by. That'd be no different to me than being a new guy in like dirt racing and all of a sudden you're racing against like a Casey Kane or a Tony Stewart or something like that.
01:30:29
Speaker
but What happened to Tony Stewart? He owns a dirt track and he doesn't have a lot of time to invest in other shit because he owns a fucking dirt track and it keeps him very, very busy.
01:30:41
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One of the most prestigiously known dirt tracks in all of America. In Ohio.
01:30:50
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Okay. yeah Okay, well, how about you pull up your Google Maps right now on your phone. And look up Eldora Speedway, E-L-D-O-R-A, and tell me how far away from it you are.
01:31:07
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I'm to retire four times.
01:31:11
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i was just looking at Tony Stewart's stuff. Eldora. Yep, and tell me how far away from it you are.
01:31:19
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Eldorado, Ohio? No, Eldora Speedway. Eldora Speedway. Oh, no. might help if I spell it correctly. E-L-D-O-R-A.
01:31:31
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It's in Western Ohio. How far is that from you? I've heard the name. It
01:31:41
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it should give you like a little little low over two hours away. Okay. They host something called... That's over by the Indiana state line.
01:31:52
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They host something called the Million Dollar Dream. It is the most prestigious paying race in the dirt track world. You win that and you fucking made it in dirt track.
01:32:04
Speaker
Scott Blomquist, rest in peace, has won it twice. i I've heard of the name. didn't realize that was in Ohio. I didn't realize how how how big are our or where it was. I didn't realize it was in Ohio. I know we've got...
01:32:22
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We've got National Trails, which is an HRA drag strip that's like 10 minutes away from my house. So that hosts a week-long racing event for the Million Dollar Dream. Oh, wow.
01:32:34
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Yeah.
01:32:36
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Not bad for a guy who killed somebody. Ah. He's doing all right. ah He did kill that guy, but it was Kevin Ward's fault. yeah but Stay off the fucking track.
01:32:48
Speaker
He's not doing too shabby for himself these days. hu And he won the lawsuit that they filed against him. Yeah, i do remember all that. Paying that fam you know a family $20,000 to shut the fuck up shows that they didn't care much for their kid.
01:33:04
Speaker
Yeah, I remember when all that happened. Who was deemed high on marijuana and methamphetamine while we're racing. Yeah. yeah And exited his car on the dirt track. So yeah, Tony Stewart was definitely not guilty of all that.
01:33:18
Speaker
I remember when all that happened because at the time I listened to Bubba bubble love sponge and him and Tony I don't know if they still are friends but I know they were really good friends and they did dirt track racing and whatnot together and buts a track and Tony owns a track so it makes sense yeah yeah Bubba's got that one down in Florida or something like that raceway park and in in Brooksville Florida And he's also from Terre Haute, Indiana, which is another infamous dirt track in the dirt world.
01:33:46
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um This is a perfect conversation for walla Wally. Yep. This is an absolute great conversation for Wally to be involved in. Where is Wally? He was here. i don't think he still is, but he was. yeah yeah He popped up yesterday afternoon.
01:34:07
Speaker
We were doing Cash's wrestling show. We were making our picks for Elimination Chamber and talking Elimination Chamber. um Wally popped up on the show. He usually does pop up on the wrestling show.
01:34:19
Speaker
talk somera and He's the epitome of a southern redneck, wrestling NASCAR. And old Milwaukee.
01:34:30
Speaker
Oh, man. Old Milwaukee's beast. Actually, down here down here down here, I think they're more of a natty-like type of people. They don't support much of the up north. Not any better.
01:34:44
Speaker
a lot of people drink natty around. It's natty or or or bush around. I drink a lot of Bush Light. I won't lie to you. Bush Light is my go-to beer. um I but yeah no have drank Bush Light.
01:34:59
Speaker
i I like seeing Austin Sendrick. I might have to go back to drinking cheap beer. Let me jump on the fights last night. Last night, there was I believe there was 11 fights in total.
01:35:13
Speaker
Damn, that's a big card. Nine of them. Nine of them. Ended via KO.
01:35:23
Speaker
Damn. One of them ended by decision for Henry Cejudo early. Only one fight went the distance.
01:35:32
Speaker
So that that that fight with Henry Cejudo, um it they they they ended it because he said he he got, what, poked in the eye? and He got poked in the eye. he took his He got poked in the eye and he took his five minutes of time to to handle it.
01:35:48
Speaker
um And then Jason Herzog, who was the official for the fight, overheard him telling his team, I can't fucking see. I can't fucking see. So when they start when they lined up, the set up to start the fourth round, he looked at Cejudo and said, you good? And he said, I can't fucking see, but we're good.
01:36:08
Speaker
And because he said that, Jason Herzog called the fight and it went to decision because they were more than halfway through the rounds. And Cejudo lost. By the way, Keselowski's starting ninth, to reference how old you said he was.
01:36:21
Speaker
um But, yeah. And they're interviewing Kyle Douchebag Bush right now. I see that. But, yeah, so they called the fight, and Henry Cejudo lost to Song Yedong by decision. Hey, I know Jamie McMurray.
01:36:35
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Jamie McMurray had to stop racing because he had a hole in his heart.
01:36:42
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So he was prematurely retired from NASCAR. That is also Kevin Harvick and Clint Boyer standing next to them. Yeah. ah So um'm I'm looking at the fight card. um Yeah, the the main card here.
01:36:54
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Yeah.
01:36:57
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let me, i don't know if you'll have the answer to this or not. Uh, again, I've kind of, I've kind of fallen out of the fight world. I want to, I'm slowly, slowly trying to get back into it as, as we're, as we're talking more sports and we're talking different sports and whatnot.
01:37:12
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I want to have at least some knowledge of what's going on. So obviously I'm going to get back into NASCAR. Uh, you might see me pop up on Wally shows on Mondays with him and Benji, maybe talk a little motorsports with them.
01:37:22
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But, um, so they've got the three They've got three fights here. the ah Curtis Blades, was which I know him. He's fucking amazing. He's the guy that took his pants off after he won. He took his pants off after he won, and they asked him why he took his shorts off, and he said, my balls is hot.
01:37:38
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Yeah. the dude's ah The dude's a monster. um Then they had the Edson Barboza, Steve Garcia, Dominic Cruz, and Rob Vaughn. They had three fights that were canceled. Why would those fights...
01:37:51
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they weren't Were they canceled ahead of the fight night, or is this something that happened? well fine Wait, hold on. So Curtis Blades was fighting who?
01:38:01
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ah yeah He was supposed to fight who? That fight may have canceled due to somebody got sick or something to that effect didn't make weight, whatever. Yeah.
01:38:20
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The Rob Font fight did happen. He fought Gene Matsumoto, and won. Okay, because they have they have this listed as Rob Font and Dominic Cruz were supposed to fight, but it was cancer. Cruz had to pull out for some reason, and the other guy took fight on short notice.
01:38:40
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And what was the last one you mentioned? Edson Barbosa and Steve Garcia. Okay, that fight I don't believe happened at all. um For whatever reason, I don't know why they would call those fights off.
01:38:53
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So.
01:38:56
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Yeah, just there was only there was three fights that went to decision. And that was the Menfield Walker fight went to decision. Alonzo Menfield won.
01:39:08
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There was Rob Font went to decision. He won. And, oh no, four fights, I'm sorry. And Hernandez beat brandon Brendan Allen by decision and Song Yedong won by decision.
01:39:20
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There was one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight fights ended prematurely via knockout or submission.
01:39:31
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Yeah, i was just looking at that. It looked like the the prelim card had like all the fucking knockouts and submissions on it. Dang. Bro, those fights, those knockouts were first one was round one, round two, round two, round one, round two, round one, round one.
01:39:48
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Yeah, those were all in the fights. I'm going be 100% honest with you, man. I'm looking at the main card. I'm looking at the prelims. I like that guy's name.
01:39:59
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Fug it. Adam Fug it. but Well, Andre Feely, his nickname is Touchy, so he's Andre Touchy Feely. Nice.
01:40:10
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yeah Billy Ray Golf. It just sounds like a guy who would be out throwing hay. Yep. um I'll be 100% honest with you, man. Of the prelims, ah I don't recognize any of those names.
01:40:24
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And on the main card, You probably don't either. No, the only name that I know is Curtis Blades. And he didn't even fight.
01:40:34
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Yeah, and Anthony Hernandez sounds familiar. You got to keep this in mind, though. I have been out the UFC game. This was also just a Saturday night fight night card.
01:40:48
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This was not a pay-per-view. So, I have been out of the UFC scene... see for probably close to six, seven years.
UFC Highlights & Simone Biles News
01:41:04
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Well, yeah. when they when they when they When they started adding all the all the new weight classes and they were getting all the new fighters were coming in from you know all the other companies that were either going under or being bought out or whatever it just became so much it was just like I can't keep track of all these fighters like I used to be able to so so here's something to keep in mind when you your Saturday night podcast the fights you could just pop out in the background on Saturday nights yeah what what are they usually on
01:41:37
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It varies on where they're fighting at. Last night they were fighting in Seattle, so the fights ended pretty early. They were over by 10. one i be like What channel? They're on ESPN. They're always on ESPN.
01:41:50
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Saturday night fights are always on ESPN. um The guy Song Yedong last night, his trainer is a name you'll know. The California kid Uriah Faber. Oh, I know you're That's Song's trainer. So it was good see him last night step into the ring with Song and everything like that. Still looks same, only he's got a little bit of white in his beard.
01:42:11
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Still looks fucking jacked. so How often do they do these fight nights? Is this an every Saturday saturday night thing? Every Saturday night there's a fight night. Well, it's not always at night. Sometimes they're at 10 a.m.
01:42:23
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Okay, I'm looking at i'm looking i'm looking ahead here at UFC And even ah even the pay-per-views, you can always watch the prelims on ESPN. Yeah. perfect So I'm looking ahead here at at UFC 313. This is the next pay-per-view, I'm assuming, that's coming up.
01:42:39
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And I just want to see if i recognize, looking at the early prelims, I don't know any of those guys. I'd have to hold on. Let pull it up on mine.
01:42:50
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So you're talking 313. All right.
01:42:54
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right So the next fight night is actually March 1st, and it's ah it's a regular regular fight night. So you don't have 313 until March 8th. So next next fight night you have, let's see, who's that?
01:43:08
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Esteban Ridovic is fucking awesome to watch. So let me start from the prelims and go up. um That's still a to-be-decided fight. Charles Johnson is a lot of fun to watch.
01:43:22
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Montana De La Rosa is fucking amazing. Love watching her fight. Danny Silva's good. um Andrea Lee is fun to watch.
01:43:35
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ah Let's see here. Who else?
01:43:45
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Esteban Rebovich is definitely fucking he's a force. Julian Marquez is good. I don't know the main event. I don't recognize either of those guys. But if we go to 313, you got Alex Pereira, who's fighting in the main event, which is going to And Justin Gaethje, which those are going be... I do know Alex Pereira.
01:44:09
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Yep. And Justin Gaethje. don't think I know him.
01:44:17
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um So let me go down to their prelims. Curtis Blades and Rizvin are supposed to be fighting in the prelims on that one. Yep. they did that yep That's their reschedule.
01:44:29
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um Yeah, man. Curtis Blades is a lot of fun to watch fight. He's a lot of Next Saturday, I definitely will not be watching UFC Fight Night because during the show, all have I'll have... Oh, wait. Maybe I will. It's Saturday at 4 p.m.
01:44:46
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Oh, no, wait. That's the prelim. 7 p.m. Main event, 7 p.m. ah No, I won't be watching that because I'll have Elimination Chamber on in the background while we're doing the show Saturday. the So, I'm going to have to make an effort to try to get back into it, especially if it's every Saturday night and air on ESPN. I can just, like you said, I've got the TV on right now as we're talking.
01:45:12
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ah And I'm flipping back between this. Big Daddy Rick, you already know.
01:45:18
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fifty sixty fifty Dickhead.
01:45:22
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My sister called to tell me that the Reds have a two split squad because they have 40 players on their team right now. Okay. Okay. Okay. That's why they have that. Okay.
01:45:34
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Yeah. Like I said, I, I, I, for a second, I'm like, am I in a, in a multiverse or something? Like what's going on ah Kansas city. F UKC. Yeah. yeah Yeah.
01:45:48
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Cause fuck Kansas city and the queefs. Yeah.
01:45:56
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So, yeah, so man I don't know who won last night's Cherokee County Bruins semi-bro football game either because I haven't seen anything from Warren today, the guy that I want to try to get to come up here and talk with us.
01:46:21
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yeah i'mnna I'm going like I said, I'm going to, make ah more of an effort to pay more attention to certain certain things, certain sports. Now, i like last night, I forgot all about having yeah ESPN Plus, and I was going to, like I said, I was hoping to watch the Blue Jackets Blackhawks game in the background, so I just downloaded my yeah ESPN back here. So more than likely what I'm doing shows, I'm going to throw ESPN on and whatever's up there, something catches my eye, softball, basketball, whatever, fight night.
01:46:54
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I'll just throw it on in the background because don't need any sound. I can put it on the background and kind of half-ass watch it. But yeah, like I guess said, man, I don't know any of these fighters anymore, man. There's a couple here and there that that I recognize their names, but um I've seen Curtis fight a couple times. That's why I know him, and I know he's an absolute fucking monster.
01:47:19
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He's a lot of fun to watch fight, too, bro. A lot of fun.
01:47:27
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so He's a heavyweight, though. He'll be the next one that tries to fight Jon Bones Jones. He's pushing. That's a name. and that guy How old is Jon Jones at this point?
01:47:40
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I feel like he's been around forever. I'll be honest with you. It doesn't fucking matter because he came back after being kicked out of the UFC. He came back clean and he came into a fight and he won the belt back in less than one round.
01:47:51
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And then he just defended it again. ah He's a fucking monster. He's a fucking beast. He's in his thirty s um
01:48:01
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his Yeah, he's 28-1. 11 TKOs, 7 submissions. Yep.
01:48:13
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Yeah. a le yeah John Jones is no- What happened to Leota Machida? I know him. Machida?
01:48:25
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machita My chita. He retired. He's old. He's old as fuck. I liked him back in the Oh, Simone Biles is pregnant with Jonathan Owens' baby.
01:48:40
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don't know who that is. I know who she is. She was the gold medal gymnast, and she's dating the Chicago. I know who she is. Yeah, she's pregnant. Oh, really? Oh, he's 37. I mean, he's not as old. Yeah, yeah.
01:49:00
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He's not as old as I thought he was, but like I said, he just father goes back. like I mean, i was I was watching when he was relatively newish, and I just feel like that was forever ago.
01:49:13
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led to perfect
01:49:17
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Oh, my God. Who's doing the invocation? The what? they They're doing a prayer in NASCAR, the invocation. Oh.
01:49:30
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You know who's not doing it? Pope Francis. I was wondering if it was Johnny Hunt from Six Flags Over Jesus here in Woodstock.
01:49:41
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So we have a what we have a two we have a church, First Baptist Church in Woodstock. It's fucking huge. It's definitely one of those mega churches. I don't know how you got here, Rex.
01:49:53
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It's so big um that we call it Six Flags Over Jesus. Because the track is, the the fucking thing is huge. And it's Johnny Hunt, the reverend, does the invocation of the dirt track and all sorts of different shit. It's a whole fucking college campus, basically, for a church.
Churches & Olympic Sports Curiosity
01:50:15
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Jesus Christ. yeah it's that sounds like That sounds like World Harvest here. Yeah, it's like a Joel Osteen type church, bro. It's fucking retirement. Yeah, we have World Harvest here. can't remember that.
01:50:26
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Pope Francis suffering early stage kidney failure. Just dropped on my phone. yeah Fucking Jeff. i got it I got it about an hour or some change ago and I'm like, God damn Jeff. The shitty part about it is I've been watching that motherfucker for about a week and a half and I was going to call him And then yeah then the the day that Jeff called him, they put out a bunch of news reports saying that he was doing better and things were looking good. He's not out of the woods, but he's not it's not life-threatening. And then than than yesterday, all hell started breaking loose with... Uh... Uh...
01:51:07
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wrap Check your snap so you can see just how big Six Flags Over Jesus is.
01:51:17
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a Yeah, that looks just like World Harvest here in Columbus. Told you it's college campus, basically. Yeah.
01:51:26
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So. All right, Francis. We've talked a bunch of different sports today. I don't think we have anything else related to bunch different shit Yeah, that too. Talked all kinds of shit. don't think we have whole lot more to cover.
01:51:38
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But we've been on this for a little, right at two hours. Yep, was actually getting ready to ask you if there was anything else you wanted to touch on or we could get the block out. I talked about Kellen Moore being head coach of the fucking Saints and brand ah Brandon Staley going there with him.
01:51:58
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They both come from, they were both coaches at the Chargers together. Yeah. I would talk curling, but I don't currently believe there's anything curling going on, Rex. um
01:52:11
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I don't think anything. We will eventually talk curling. I don't, yeah, when the Olympics come around, absolutely. We'll talk all sorts of crazy shit when the Olympics come around. I can't wait until the three of us start talking Olympics and start talking about sports that we know nothing about. Listen, bro. then we have We are about to become well-versed in fucking everything. Yeah. We're gonna we're gonna have we're all of a sudden going to go from not caring about Olympics to have like
01:52:44
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Bro, I'm going to know all about skiing. I'm going to know what the word slalom means. And I don't even know what the fuck it is or if I'm pronouncing it right. Yeah. I'm going to come in here like,
01:52:57
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man Man, that German downhill slope guy. I will try my best to butcher the fuck out of his name and get it right. You better believe it. Shuttlecock is the thing they hit in badminton. I know that.
01:53:09
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I was in high school at one point. And of course, every 14-year-old boy gets a laugh out of the word shuttlecock. I still laugh at it. ah Farts and dick jokes are funny.
01:53:20
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ah yeah But this is not Jeff's show. This is our show. So we don't do farts and dick jokes. yeah Maybe every once in while we slide one in. Yeah, we just don't do them on Mondays. um Yeah. ah Yeah, no, I think as as we go and and the more burst we become on the different sports, I think there's going to be some interesting conversations down the road.
01:53:46
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Yeah. Oh, there's fucking Wally. He missed a whole racing talk. Yeah, we were talking dirt tracks and NASCAR and everything. Yeah, fuck. We mentioned Eldora, Terre Haute, fucking all of them, and he ain't been around, fucking Peckerwood.
01:54:04
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but fuck he's probably He was probably power out since the Bush lights getting ready for NASCAR. yeah it They showed fucking Kevin Harvick on TV and he started rubbing on his feet her.
01:54:18
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We're going to shotgun a bush light and cheer for Kevin Harvick. Because he did drive
01:54:30
Speaker
You can't tell us we need to fucking learn more sports. We covered lot of them today. yeah we got Football, basketball, a little baseball. I mean, for a minute, Rick thought I lost my mind when I started talking about baseball, hockey, fighting.
01:54:47
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Dirt track, NASCAR. Fuck, man. yeah
01:54:53
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yeah we' have to fire You grew near Martins. Nice. I don't know that I've ever seen Rex in here before, but I'm liking his comments and I welcome him to come back every single Sunday. That would be that could be fun.
01:55:03
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because Mostly because he said the word shuttlecock. um And I know that excited you, so that's why you're stroking your beard. I know you're not gay. Your boyfriend is. It's okay. We get it.
01:55:15
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it's only It's only gay when we make eye contact, which is weird. fuck Well, it's good thing Jeff's shorter than you, huh? but Yeah, right? I usually put a bag over his head anyways. So... oh Oh, lordy, lordy.
01:55:30
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Jeff's what we like to call a double bagger. Yeah, and a light switch. And beer. Jeff's the reason they invented light switch. like And even still, you're going punch him in the face halfway through and go, what am I doing this?
01:55:44
Speaker
I hate myself. No. What has my life come to? ah Yeah. Yeah, everybody's welcome to come back every Sunday. We're here. If you're down for sports, we're going to. I like seeing a new day pop. That's all.
01:55:58
Speaker
Yeah, we're we're we're going to we're going to cover everything sports-related. We're going to learn a lot of things. You guys are going learn along with us. Everybody needs to wear boots.
01:56:09
Speaker
Because even if we don't know it, the bullshit's going to get deep about what we pretend to know. We're going to pretend like we fucking know. We got Google at our fingertips. yeah We got Google at our fingertips. We can learn terms. and and i got two TVs. I can have two different sports news shows on at the same time to fucking figure it out.
01:56:29
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Exactly. You want to learn motorsports? I've been in dirt track since since before I was old enough to walk. I've been in NASCAR for as long. I know my motorsports, too. As I said, I'm going to get back into NASCAR. I might pop up on your show some Mondays with you and Benji and talk a little motorsports. We're making a left turn.
01:56:49
Speaker
I'm going to go get my cutoff jeans and my wife beater on. and Hell yeah, some jorts and a beater tank, son. You ready yki you cut you did cut a spike in the front and rock the mullet and you got it made, bro. You'll put it right in anywhere.
01:57:03
Speaker
Right? just veryy hidden and civil Billy F. Gibbons is the Grand Marshal for Atlanta right now. Look at the fucking beard, bro. He is still alive. He looks like a fucking skeleton with a beard, but he's alive. I was just getting ready to say, he is tiny.
01:57:20
Speaker
He literally looks like the the old host of Tales from the Crypt. The skeleton with the fucking beard. Yeah, he does. Why you got to kick me off? You could just join and be a part of the conversation.
01:57:35
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i while i It would be neat if I jumped on Wally's Monday night with all my fucking dirt racing stories since I've done it. I've lived it. I've been in that life for fucking years.
01:57:46
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I had kids, so I can't afford to build race cars anymore because having a race car is like having five ex-wives paying child support and alimony to all of them and still not getting any sex because the race car can't put out.
01:57:59
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um yeah I've had some friends in that world and it's like bro I've never seen expenses like dirt track racing my dad and I figured out six years I spent a quarter million dollars dirt track racing and I didn't make a quarter million dollars in six years I don't know where the fuck the money came from but we spent it yeah so yeah say yeah yeah Rex hit that hit that hit that subscribe button Hit the ring my bell, turn the notifications on.
01:58:32
Speaker
Ring your bell. Ding-a-ling-a-ling. Yeah. Ring. good and Go ahead and click my bell. And eventually, eventually we've got to learn about eSports because these fucking Call of Duty and Madden tournaments and shit are supposed to be fucking
Humor on Deportation & Call of Duty Strategies
01:58:46
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wild.
01:58:46
Speaker
we are definitely, hey, you got a haircut, buddy. Looks good. ah We are going to talk. Definitely going to talk some e-sports and some gaming. I know you're a gamer. Wyatt's gamer.
01:58:59
Speaker
Maybe we can get Wyatt to come up here one Sunday when he's with you and we can talk some e-sports. You can put him in the chair beside you. He knows all your streamers and shit. so Yeah, I know. He plays competitively.
01:59:12
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Derek's a gamer as well. So I definitely want to stick our toes in that world of e-sports. And we can have Jeff come up with his e-girl headphones. and I'd really prefer Jeff to stay in and Mexico and deal with the cartel.
01:59:31
Speaker
He can just hang out in Mexico and deal the cartel for us, okay? Okay. We better be careful. yeah Trump keeps deporting Mexicans back to Mexico, the Mexicans might start deporting Americans back to America. and Oh, God. Jeff's going to land back here. Fuck. There goes the neighborhood. Yeah.
01:59:53
Speaker
I'm going to knock on my door. God damn it. That can be the place to stay. wait a minute. Ohio is a standard ground. yeah yeah Wait a minute. Ohio is standard ground and we have the castle doctor. I can shoot him. Jeff is going to be walking to the limp forever when you blow his kneecap off.
02:00:11
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yeah but I would actually, I don't know that I would shoot Jeff. I would probably shoot him right in his ass cheek. Give him something else to talk about. We'd talk about his butt cheek forever.
02:00:23
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Like Boris Gump. That's funny. Something jumped up and bit me in the butt talks. It was a glitz pistol. And remember, shooting is in the Olympics now.
02:00:35
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It is. So is breakdancing. No, I think they're taking that out. I think that was a one-year deal. they took I hope not, because that was entertaining as fuck. Well, we've still got it on Call of Duty. The Australian's breakdance is still an emote on Call of Duty.
02:00:49
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Yep. I would know because I haven't. I do too. I laugh every time I do it. When I'm up there and I do it, I'm like, um'm like let's break it down white boy style.
02:01:04
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and yeah Actually, yeah speaking of speaking of Call of Duty, real quick, a little little gamer notes. I have...
02:01:16
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What the hell did Mustang get into next car? where Yeah, they they run Mustangs. They used to run the Taurus, so they changed it. Okay, nice. I just happened to look up at the screen and seen a whole bunch of horses. Bro, it's always been Ford. It's just what fucking body clip do they want to put on the front of the car? Yeah, I mean, I know Ford Chevy, what, Ford Chevy Dodge? Is Toyota still in there? Ford Chevy Dodge Toyota, yep.
02:01:41
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the Toyota runs the Camry, funny enough. They run the Camry body. Oh, my God, they've got Broncos out there? Yep. All four of them front. What is the pace car?
02:01:53
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That is sharp. It is a Mustang, I believe, because I believe this is the Ford 400. That is sharp. Yep. Anyways, a little gamer note here real quick before we get out of here, since we are going to talk about some e-sports and whatnot.
02:02:09
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I have taken a page out of your book, BDR, and I am now camo grinding. Gives you something to do.
02:02:21
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It does. Well, I have more free time on my hands as of late. So... Yeah. been I have been camo grinding on a stakeout.
02:02:34
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um yes Let me know if you want some advice because I've got some for two different types of gun. Oh, my God. Because you've got to do headshots for the first hundred of every gun. Oh, yeah. and that's That's a piece of cake for me. The headshots. But it's not. Yeah.
02:02:49
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I mean, most of them are not. Some of the SMGs are like throwing marshmallows at people. Oh, yeah. ah Right now, i'm only I'm only on the assault rifles. I've got four of the seven that I didn't hold. You're averaging what?
02:03:04
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Two, three per match? What's that? Headshots. Two or three per match? Oh, no. i'm probably around Probably around six or seven a match. I'm a headshot man.
02:03:15
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and So if you run around at hip fire... And aim high. Almost every point blank kill is a headshot. Yeah. so that's a trick to remember with your SMGs especially.
02:03:29
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Almost every point blank kill is a headshot if you're hip firing and you're aiming up. Yeah. not only Not only am I camo grinding, I am also trying to get all the lethal and tactical shit completely awarded out.
02:03:44
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Yep. This fucking smoke grenade is becoming the most irritating thing my life. I fucking hate smoke grenades. I hate them with a passion, and um'm ah and I think I've been stuck at like 64 100. Wait till you grind marksman rifles.
02:03:56
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You want to kill yourself.
02:03:59
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we' see you grade marks been rifles you want to kill yourself I don't know if I'll grind, Mark. I think what I'm going to grind are... don't think I'm going to do all the guns. I think I'm just going to do the guns that I like. and I like the SMGs. You're not going go for the dark dark spine and dark matter on everything?
02:04:17
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Do you have to... yeah because in order to unlock dark spine, you have to get 33 guns diamond. and then In order to unlock dark matter, you have to get all the guns dark spined.
02:04:28
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and it just becomes i don't really you want the dark... Yeah, I'll do whatever i I have to. I don't really care about the dark matter, but I do want the spine. that fuck out Well, you have to get every single gun, basically. You have to get 33 weapons to diamond in order to get to dark spine, which means you'll have to either do marksman's or snipers. You'll have to do one of those, too.
02:04:49
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ah Teach me how to mod you on Twitch. How to mod who? Why? He's like, you need to learn how to mod me on Twitch.
02:05:00
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Apparently, I've got my people modded on YouTube. didn't even know that happened. They got a little wrenches beside their names. He can teach you how to do it. He can explain it to you how to do it. All right, bro.
02:05:14
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I'm going to jump over here, switch NASCAR to the small TV, put God back on the big TV, go switch some fucking laundry.
02:05:23
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I'll figure it out. I'll actually, I'll actually, I'm what I'm going to try to do when I'm, when I get on call of duty, when nobody's home, I'm going to start Twitch stream. Oh, here we go.
02:05:36
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Just because I want to build up our, I want to try to build up our Twitch channel for this. And, you know, so, um, it'll be a lot of, it'll be a lot of fuck.
02:05:47
Speaker
This is bullshit. Are you serious right now? Come on, bro. What the fuck? Um, Lotta, you fucking sweaty hackers! You're cheating! You're hacking! Blah, blah, blah! Yeah, I get it. Bullshit! Hey, you want an insider piece of information?
02:06:05
Speaker
What's that? The new perk they have called Tracker basically marks automatically every weapon when you're ADS, marks every enemy when you're ADS, and it allows you to see them through walls and smoke. Nice! It looks like you've got walls, but you're actually using a perk.
02:06:22
Speaker
yeah You know how you can mark an enemy Like you can ping mark an enemy If you're in ADS and you have that perk Enabled It automatically ping marks all the enemies For all your teammates to see too Nice Go to Twitch chat and type Slash mod Without period Okay alright I'll figure it out Like I said I'll be on there This week He goes back to school this week he goes back to i one Well, was they were they what were they what were they like on spring break or some shit? Yeah, they're on winter break. winter break
02:06:58
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so That's a southern thing. He went home all week. He went to work with me on Monday. Had a good time, he said. Yeah, I've seen that. He took the kids. And went with me on Tuesday. And...
02:07:10
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and um Yeah, I'll be on there this week, man. I'll figure it out. If you're home from school or whatever, get on there and yell at me, and and and I'll figure it out. Well, they don't get home until close to 5 o'clock.
02:07:24
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Jesus Christ. Their bus drops them off at like 20 to 5. Golly. Yep. He only plays at night, so...
02:07:34
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still All right, Francis. Kind of ate up. But anywho, thank you guys for hanging out. Thank you guys for watching. Good seeing some new faces in here, some old faces.
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We'll be back next Sunday, one o'clock with more sports talk. I mean, we don't know we're going talk about until we start talking at the end of the day. That's a goddamn fight. We might touch on a little, because next Saturday we've got fight night.
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Got Elimination Chamber, which I don't want to talk too much about that because Cash and I cover wrestling, but we'll we'll probably touch on little Elimination Chamber. don't know. We'll see what we... Jesus Christ.
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Is this like an old race that they're showing where they're bumping into each other? No, this is current now. Yeah, this is absolutely current right now. this Everything in... that was last year. Oh, okay. It was last year.
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okay When they were spinning out. They haven't thrown the green yet. It's 260 left, 400 miles. And it'll be bumper to bumper racing the whole fucking time until somebody steps out and fucks up and steps on their dick.
02:08:38
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Left turn, left turn, left turn, left turn. Until you step on your dick. Woo! Left turn, another left turn. going to go fast. Everything I know about NASCAR.
02:08:50
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Everything I know about NASCAR I learned from ah so like Ricky Bobby and Cole Trickle. That's funny. Cold trickle, buddy. Yeah. Rubbin's racing. That's right. Thank you guys for hanging out. Thank you guys for being here.
02:09:07
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Tune in tomorrow night for a brand new episode of Speedway Stories, which will actually be reptile talk. Wally has a guest, and I don't remember what her name is. Tomorrow night? Tomorrow night is Monday. Is she taking the Monday slot?
02:09:22
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Well, so Wally is actually, we we split his show. So Mondays is Speedway Stories, and then Thursdays is Cold-Blooded Conversations. Okay.
02:09:34
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I didn't know that because i know i know about the whole Monday scenario situation. By the way, green flags out on NASCAR. Here we go. I see that. I don't know what's going to happen with that show as of right now.
02:09:46
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I am going to try to keep it alive. But I don't know if I'm going to do it on Mondays, if I'm going to do it in the afternoons. I don't know if I was going to go to a different day. I don't know if I'm going to have a co-host. I don't know if I'm going to do it by myself and just do an open panel.
02:09:59
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I don't know at this present time, but I'm trying to work out the details. I will be taking Men Caring for Men over again for the foreseeable future because I don't want that show to die.
02:10:11
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But in the meantime, nonetheless, Wally is on Mondays with Speedway Stories. He does have a guest from the Reptile community tomorrow night. Tuesdays is Glick's House of Music. ah I am back with a guest this Tuesday. I will have Any Color You Like, which is an indie prog band with a hint of lime.
02:10:35
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but they're gonna be I think they're going to be a really fun interview. They're going to be a real fun group of people ah just based off of their style of music and their their social media and some of our interactions that we've had already.
02:10:47
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They're out of Texas. Wednesdays is What the Fuck News. Thursdays is Cold-Bloody Conversations, and Wally has another guest on Thursday from the reptile community community as well.
02:11:01
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A guy who is an up-and-coming ball python breeder. He's new to the community. Fridays is Nonsense and Chill. This Friday night on Nonsense and Chill with Blaze and Jeff is their monthly trivia night. um Anybody who is interested in taking part in trivia night, we are keeping score throughout the year and the winner will get a prize pack. um But if you're interested in partaking in trivia night,
02:11:32
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Let us know on the socials and we'll get links and everything to you. That way you can ah participate and trivia. i know they're doing 80s, 90s and aughts action movie trivia this Friday night. I will be there defending my my current win that I had last month, smoking everybody in the horror genre.
02:11:56
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ah And then Saturdays, every other Saturday Cash's Corner. Cash and I talk a little wrestling, do a little, you know, we just kind of recap what's what's going on in the world of wrestling, pay-per-views, all that stuff.
02:12:12
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Saturday night's nonsense. Well, nonsense, that is our weekend. Let's just fucking kick back and have a good time. We open the doors. We call it the Open Door Challenge. And we dropped the link in the chat and everybody and anybody is ah is is allowed to come up and hang out with us live on the air.
02:12:31
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We had a gentleman come up last night who was absolutely fucking amazing. Jim and i came in there and dude was killing it, man. He was right off the rip, just started roasting everybody. And it was so much fun.
02:12:47
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We had a really good time last night. um And then Sundays we wrap up the week with this show right here. It's usually Rick, Derek Wayne, and myself talking all things sports. and Check us out.
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Nikki can do a little bit of everything. Beauty and the Beard Creative Corner. Give her a shout. Let her know what you want, and she'll get you taken care of. So with that being said, that's a lot of words and a lot of things that I just said.
02:13:47
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then I don't know how I keep track of and or remember. But, Rick, you got anything you want to say before we get the flock out of here? um Josh Allen's fiance, Haley Steinfeld, was asked to list off the teams in the AFC East, and she said, you have the Buffalo Bills and their three sons.
02:14:06
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Right. Which i thought was fucking hysterical. Way to go, Haley Seinfeld. From Buffalo Bills. That was great. The Buffalo Bills and their three sons.
02:14:18
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I don't like it. i like Because Josh Allen Curley is the daddy of the AFC East. Yes, he is. And if you are happen to be a wrestling fan and you happen to be the type that sends prayers and good vibes and all that stuff towards people,
02:14:35
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um Send that stuff towards the Orton family. Unfortunately, randy orton's wife found out that she has a Randy Orton and his wife found out that she has cancer. so She's about to take on cancer and hit it with a chemo treatment.
02:14:51
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She's going to hit cancer with an RKO and kick its ass. RKO out of nowhere. RKO out of nowhere. Take that cancer. You fucking suck.
02:15:02
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And with that being said, as always, he's a legend killer. So let's see what he can do. He is a legend killer. Absolutely. All right, homie. But with it but that being said, fuckers, be good or be good at it, baby. We're out of here. I'm going to this later.
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