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Nonsense and Chill - Hope and Glory: Mad Max story
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Tonight, Blaze and Jeff watch and review the nonprofit fan made film, Hope and Glory and Mad Max story. Finally, oh we didn’t forget the bonus, episode 3 of Hangover Food: Vampire Influencer.
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Streaming Service Overload
00:00:16
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Blazin' jank, even foul antics, real talk tactics, critics
00:01:27
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dude hit the button yeah man hit the button you're muted yeah well that was a bad start it's still friday so i don't give a shit jeff i agree do you know how i know it's friday
00:01:49
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cause it's sounds with chi day besides looking at the can of the calendar I'm sitting here looking at your ugly mug on a Friday night and it's all bright and fuzzy today. It is. It is. It is. I'm happy for it. Uh my my happy pill kicked in just like as we were about to go live. So, I'm like, yay.
00:02:10
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music was a little hypey, hypey. So for a quick little intro monologue, I really don't have much to rant about except for um I just got in binge watching a show, which I will talk at the end of the episode.
Discovering New Apps and Movies
00:02:27
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However, before I started like looking up something to binge watch that I had some downtime of kind of under the weather, I was like,
00:02:37
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sitting there scrolling, scrolling through Netflix, scrolling through Hulu, scrolling through Prime, scrolling through whatever subscription services are out there, YouTube, whatever. I sit there and spend like an hour scrolling and find something, watch it for 20 minutes ago, this sucks, I'm moving on. And I'll spend hours doing that shit. But that's my, that's that's that's my own it's like we have so many choices that we're in and and it we're just a Well, and the worst part about it is when you're looking for something, if you can't find something on Netflix, then you got to switch over to something else, and you spoke about that. And no two are alike, obviously. However, the the it's up my man apps I sent you, I found a new one, and I'm liking it. um And I'm i'm watching John Wick again.
00:03:34
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shut click Nobody asked you. It was free, damn it. So Jeff is now a resident e-girl. Go ahead and smile for the camera.
00:03:47
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ah if you ba me blood Hey, what it was either these or ones that had cat ears that lit up. But I was like, you know what? I don't think the cat ears would go over very well.
00:03:59
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They were floppy, though. They were kind of cool. If I was a weird emo chick, I would have totally got them. But I'm not a weird emo chick. You should construct some Mickey Mouse ears for those bitches and light those up with some LEDs. You're on mute now. Am I on mute? Now I hear you. Oh, OK. Sorry. and but that They're noise canceling, though. I do like that. I can't hear shit. Oh, my.
00:04:29
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Well, now you're muted because you've called for hacking up that. line Yeah. Um, o dude, they kind of like, I think like 80% of the freaking, uh, kids in the schools around here are fucking not going to school because they're all sick. The flu is going around. So that's COVID because that's the same. So I didn't think about that. I definitely, it's definitely not COVID. I don't know. anyway um
00:05:00
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Before we get into the movie, which by the way, we're watching a fan film movie.
Exploring Fan Films: Hope and Glory
00:05:05
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It's a Mad Max story called Hope and Glory. It's about 40 minutes or so. We're going to watch that, review it. I'm going to go ahead and give my review before we get into the movie. Well, let's see. Well, to put it in context, you and I are...
00:05:26
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I totally forgot to get the actors and the writers and the directors on this. This came out last year, yeah, 2024. Okay. It's a non-profit made fan film and it's, like I said, it's a Mad Max story called Hope and Glory. And you were saying something?
00:05:45
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I was saying, since it's a Mad Max, in our first movie we watched that we only have half of it up on YouTube, because, well, YouTube, um compare it to Furiosa, because we we enjoyed that movie, although we watched it like 14 times. um I think the storytelling is about the same because it's drawing from the same same media.
00:06:08
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ae It's a lower production value, but it's not a horrible production value. It's not like dirt cheap. So there is a there is some production value there. These are definitely amateur actors. Again, not bad actors. And it's not really a huge, huge cast. I say if I was gonna compare it to Fury Road that recently came out, I would probably put that one, let's see, I'm gonna write this one, Hoping Glory.
00:06:38
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Actually, what did I rate Mad Max Fury Road at? I actually have that answer. I didn't remind me what that was because I want to use that as a comparison. Right. and Well, that's what I was thinking because, you know, we, we enjoyed that movie. So Furiosa, you gave it a 7.5. This is back when we were doing it. Furiosa, that's 10. I gave it a what, a 7.5? 7.5. So pretty high. I would so um i probably bear that to a five, four and a half. so Oh, yeah, four and a half. Okay. So I would, I would put this one at about a three, three and a half. I'd go three and a half. Okay. I go three and a half for this. And I don't want to, and I'm not saying three and a half is bad either. I don't want anything. No, three and a half is decent. Yeah. Yeah. And it is. It's a decent movie. Uh, thank you, Jeff. Yeah. I'm steering it. I got my, I got my other off, off, I got a new mouth wide camera set up. So.
00:07:37
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I call it mouse. But moving the video tonight, diegetic sound what is the logically or realistically existing sound within a scene. Music playing on the radio or the sounds of the keys turning with an ignition would be examples of diegetic sounds. If the characters in the and the film can hear it, it's considered diegetic sound. So you know how like Like you're in, of course, diagetic sounds going to be all the way through the movie coming up every time revs the engine, blah, blah, blah. That's all diagetic sound. Non-diagetic sound would be the sounds that you wouldn't expect the character to hear, like the background music, the theme songs. Or or or Freddie coming around and you hear that. No, actually the, um, that was the diagetic sound. Was it is that diagetic? Yeah, because the victims heard that.
00:08:36
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Oh, I did not know that. I didn't watch those movies. I think, I think, or maybe I'm confusing that with the one, two, Freddy's coming for you. Right. Anyway. Yeah. Yeah. But yeah, so diagenic sound, you would compare that to when you, those old radio shows, like on Orphan Annie movie, where, you know, they, they, they make the noise of the feet walking and stuff like that. Yeah. Yeah. you yeah Yeah. Something like that. Absolutely. Okay. I'm in. There's some.
00:09:06
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I learned something today. Well, that's the whole point of this is to learn because I mean, no entertainment value is all good and all, but we kind of learned something, right? Or they're just going to take us. yeah We don't learn nothing on Saturday. Let's be honest. Except for I learned about that whole blue sky thing. Saturday. What what blue sky? Oh, the evolution thing.
00:09:28
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You told me that the blue didn't exist. My head explodes. Oh. but Your head only explodes. You know how to fuck my head up, dude. I'm just saying. Like, oh months later, I'm like, he doesn't believe it very well. I don't. I don't. I will never let that go. That's all right. That's all right. 30 years from now, there's no better than believe it.
00:09:57
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yeah god is i going It's probably like 15. Well, 10 to 15 years that I haven't believed in free will. Alright, you wanna really? or i there I'm all tongue-tied tonight, my man. I'm about to go ahead and go into a first break just so I can collect myself. We can do that. Well, it's only 10 minutes in. but I know, right? i am I am excited to see this movie because you know, I'm being the card nut that I am. I'm excited to see the vehicle. And ily shock I saw the poster you made here, the background here, and it has the, it's the same car from Mad Max, you know, it's the Ford, I want to say Maverick, but it's not a Maverick. It's, it's, it's a interceptor. wow It's Ford interceptor. So I think I want to say a 76 to 79, something like that.
00:10:53
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But this one's got craggers on it. Now I'm fucking in. Craggers are those wheels. The five load. I understand. Sorry, car nut. I just want to hear supercharger whine all night. Just like I got it. I got to get my rocks off. ah see You have no idea. I see car. Oh, you know what? Before we get into the movie, I do want to show one more thing. I am. I'm going to piss everybody off tonight.
00:11:21
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Guess what? So as everybody knows, we're doing trivia nights once a month at the last Friday of the month.
Action Movie Trivia Night
00:11:29
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this This month happens on the very last Friday, the 28th. Two times in a row, by the way. Two times in a row. It's always on the last Friday. I don't know why I'm saying that. Action movie trivia night from the 80s, 90s, and the early 2000s, you know, the 009 or 09 or whatever.
00:11:51
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Yeah. So I've already started building the questions. And it's gonna be fun. Because last time everybody seemed to really want action movies. And you know what I've noticed when I started going through all these action movies from this time period, especially the 80s. There are so many. There's no oh that pluss there's that there's so many I'm sitting there going through like just in 1985. Like Chuck Norris alone released like three. Yeah, Arnold Schwarzenegger did a couple.
00:12:22
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Jackie Chan, Jackie Chan did a couple, like just all in that one year. It's like they were just cranking them out, cranking them out. Well, henry and we do need to explain the new rules for this Friday. I am no longer allowed to be a contestant.
00:12:39
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It's, yes, i was going I was gonna bring that up that night, but yeah, you're right. Okay, understood. um The reason why we're doing that is is it gets, you know, you need a little help doing scores and keeping track of everything. So that's what I'm gonna be doing. I'm gonna help it out as best I can. It takes, it's, yeah, I need a little bit more assistance on the program of the show, absolutely. And of course, to keep everybody calm, cool, and collected because last time, everybody thought it was Saturday.
00:13:06
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that yeah Wait, what? I said last episode that we did trivia night, everybody thought it was Saturday all of a sudden. Oh, that's not what that's not what this is. That's why we have to remind them. It's not Saturday night. You will sit there and just answer your damn questions and be happy. the Jackie Chan and Jet Li were like, yes, yes, they were. I think more so Jackie Chan. Jet Li, what happened to him? He kind of just like fell off after. I actually have an answer for that.
00:13:37
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All right. Go ahead and go ahead and start the movie. Gently did a movie explod that that went into more depth on Kung Fu. And he became more spiritual about it and doesn't want to exploit it anymore. Oh, kind of like what kind the controversy was with Bruce Lee when people didn't told him he shouldn't have for the same reasons. Exactly. cool I can't remember the movie.
00:14:08
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But in an interview, uh, he said, you know, it's, it's not the way real kung fu works. You're not there to show off and be a bad. It is, it is for protection and the last ditch effort. Okay. And my first thought was shut up. Fuck up and kick that guy in the head because you're good at it.
Kung Fu and Martial Arts Cinema
00:14:32
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Sorry, gently don't kick me, but I'm just saying, you know, i I don't know, I guess. I guess if if if you're into it like that, that makes sense. I get that. Right. i get that Like, you know, Van Damme doesn't take it as serious as he does, obviously. So it's it's that, you know, parallel. I don't know if he actually takes it very seriously at all. I just thought of somebody else that might do a little kicking thing.
00:15:02
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So before we start this movie, I did while we were chit-chatting, because I used that moment to look this information up. This movie is directed by Adrienne Martin and Eric Van Schor, or S-C-H-O-O-R, and written by the same two people as well. And it stars Pascal Dorn, Charlotte Eccle, and Daniel Grave. the links The link to this movie is definitely down in the descriptions.
00:15:31
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Along with the bonus episode, of course, we're going to have episode three of, yeah, vampire. I'm not watching them until I watch them on here because I want to be surprised. I've already seen them all and I, you know, you're not going to be disappointed.
00:15:54
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Alright, so also, alright, so everybody just just for everybody's sake, for copyright infringement reasons, and because this is a review channel, and though we are playing the movie and we're talking over it. I've also added some um overlays to the film to give it a VCR kind of glitchy look that is on purpose and to, you know, thwart the YouTube algorithm bullshit. So cool. Yeah,
00:16:28
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yeah yeah I want to I'm trying to make sure that we cover all our bases all the time. Yeah, it's a it's a learning experience. So in here, we go. And what's those magic words, Jeff? What's those magic words? Roll that beautiful bean footage and hit that button. Bush's big beans. I fucking love it. that So what you're saying is that the oil prices will continue to increase. They will explode.
00:16:54
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and there's have electricity for major cities smoking no no so mo a money was put a russian um many And even with me putting out the overlay in which I did, it it you can really tell like oh yeah you still have some quality but in a good way. is gone lost because It looks like it's a weird documentary. okay turn cities into battlefields depletion of vital resources the attacks are getting more and more viious and oil and water are a irreversible st I im like way and her name is written, like the way they write their character name underneath it. no
00:17:34
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Yeah, I think john know one one thing I like about all the Mad Max movies, even the handmade ones, the short films, we all try to keep the same dystopian aesthetics. I dig it. and mankind Mankind lost its humanity
00:17:58
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me tribes were formed fighting each other for another day. I think I think one thing that these Mad Max films can kind of stop doing is the backstory. Agreed. we We know the backstory. Let's get to the bullshit, right? And I think, and you know, I want to say this about Batman movies, Superman movies, Spider-Man movies. Like, can we, so I mean, I get you guys wait everybody wants to put their little spin on their origin stories, but and We all know the backstory, right? It really, it really takes a lot out of the time. You could be filling it with more storytelling. Right. They're more cool shit. Yeah. But that's just, that's my critique. I agree. Every every time them I fall asleep, I'm afraid to see their faces.
00:18:51
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Every time I wake up, I fear to have forgotten them once and for all. I think Tom already said that when he's doing this. I agree. But this guy's voice is pretty cool. Yeah, it's not bad. It's not bad. Sounds like me when I wake up in the morning. I just got up and I'm about to pour me a bowl of cereal. Yuck. Spoke 14 cigarettes.
00:19:18
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I get up and I pour my cereal in a bucket. Right i next to my spaghetti. There it is. who That's a bad example of an interceptor by the way. I like the Neil. I'm not mad at that. I don't understand why it's like the way it is like he was trying to hide it but it's not very well hidden. is His head is way too small for his shoulder pads. Oh yeah. yeah yeah
00:19:48
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I get it. You're not Tom Hardy, dude. You don't have to wear that shoulder vest. I think he was going more with the Mel Gibson kind of approach. Okay, I see where you're going with that. So, yeah.
00:20:01
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As he was the original. Okay, he looks good. The dude has the look, though. The guy has the look. He's got chops, buddy. Yeah, he does look more of a Mel Gibson kind of younger. This is a good looking
Behind the Scenes of Fan Films
00:20:13
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cat. I'm not gonna lie.
00:20:15
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He's got that proper five o'clock shadow. I'm more of a seven. pull I can't pull off a five o'clock shadow. I can't do it. I either go too close or... Now, I'm not sure where they filmed this. But it looks like that is like so Southwest America. Like, like Arizona kind of shit. Wyoming. New Mexico, shit like that, yeah.
00:20:47
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Although, are we sure this isn't somewhere else? Because there's not a lot of Ford Interceptors with left-hand drive. I don't know. Because that's a left-hand drive vehicle. Hmm. I would even venture a guess this is South Africa.
00:21:07
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Hence the ships. I mean, it's a left-hand drive vehicle. Uh-oh, he's all on gas. Better stop at the A and&B, buddy.
00:21:19
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Stop it. The quicksack. All right. So I found a little bit of backstory. What's that? 23, 40. Not even. Now these wall guys, they got them pretty good. I'm not mad. He said you would be fucked up. I like his makeup. Look what's up.
00:21:52
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I hear the blower.
00:21:56
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No, you didn't. And Jeff's, Jeff's erection has been, has been. Oh, you have no idea, dude. I'm excited. You're excited. You should feel these nipples. Man, we bring a whole different level rather than Cisco. Cisco can't talk movies like we do.
00:22:18
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Ooh, I think the action in this is pretty good. I like the, yeah again, it stays choreotoous to stay in in line with the aesthetics of all the other Mad Max movies. I fucking love it. I like the low angle. Uh-oh. Well, she's pretty.
00:22:40
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There's no way in the hell that fucking intercept is still running after destroying whatever that was. I don't even know what that was. What he hit. There's about a gallon of gas in there, buddy. If that... You be fucked.
00:22:59
Speaker
There's a motorcycle. At least three gallons of that. You're a pretty good warrior. Can you cut me free? They need to come out with this heavy metal song called Guzzling.
00:23:16
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Hey, can you cut me? It might actually be in Australia because she's got an accent. No. I don't think he does, though. Or at least I couldn't. I haven't heard him. I didn't notice it. You need guzzling, right? Guzzling. Are they saying guzzling or gasoline? She said guzzling. Guzzling. That's what I thought. Guzzling. Lots of it, actually. She looks like Gomelia Clark.
00:23:40
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And I'm not mad at him. Yeah, he's got a little bit of an accent. i can show you Those aren't even chained up in this wrapper. I can't find where this movie was filmed at. Yeah, he's got an accent. It's not very thick.
00:24:05
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and right here His work ensure the films aesthetics remain true to the gritty raw fill of the original series This is like a off of this website VFX as a rundown on it actually has the VFX Oh, this is all the effects breakdown. Oh, that's cool. That's fun. That is cool. I'm gonna draw. Yeah, send me that link. I wanna look at that
00:24:31
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There's no way to hell that thing's still running. He's got a Krager on the front and a ah smoothie on the back.
00:24:40
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Matching rims. um um I hate it. I like these rims. I'm i not going to lie. I know. I love them. I love a good Krager, but the one of the... Can you please untie me? Pasture side weirdo. Not a Krager. It upset me.
00:24:56
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I'm mad. I posted it in the... I posted it in the chat. Those are super sports. time So this was filmed in Germany, two two places in Germany. The Buzzards Cay was in Heidenham, Germany. The desert was Oberbrun, Germany.
00:25:22
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and the Zorgosa region part of the movie was filmed in Spain. Well, there you go. That's where you get your left hand drive vehicle. Interesting. I didn't know like other places like Germany had desert like desert. I would have never guessed it. No, do they really? Obviously. Man, I kind of want to go to Germany and kind of Dude, there's a forest in Germany that's like the second largest in the world and looks amazing. Who do we have here? She promised me guzzling if I brought her in. Oh, now I'm more intrigued that Germany has a car. Right! Place wants to go hiking all of a sudden. But I must admit, your car is very nice. Nice. Yep, that's what I do when you talk about my car. This is an amazing one, Uncle. Cuckoo!
00:26:17
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No, we could go again. Please allow me to speak.
00:26:24
Speaker
The board interceptor is not that cool. We were out there looking for my daughter. Oh my. Oh my. I wouldn't be like. Yeah. for him Yeah. I'm like. We're watching a movie.
00:26:43
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ah fuck really Well, I mean, I've already seen the movie. You guys gotta realize that. That's understood. Warrior. Dude, I want that dude's goggles. Killer. Okay, this guy... What do you recall you? All right, I'm gonna pause it real quick. Either way, you need guzzling. Listen to him. So, let's make a deal. Every night, these sausages are... Oh, these sounds special. ...puzzling around the area. Pure, strong... He does this annoying thing. ...as she claims.
00:27:14
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Did you hear him? You're beef beef as she, he like every once in a while in this movie, he'll say beef beef or, or something else, but he'll say nice, nice about the car. Yeah. And it's just, oh, he is by far the worst actor, like the, the right he's the worst actor in this. Okay. And I don't really know if it's the writing's fault or he just doesn't deliver the lines very well.
00:27:40
Speaker
understood. You know what I mean? I think it's I think it's a character thing like this character is special. You know, he's obviously the leader of this group. Go get the head of the buzzards. Top dog. Yeah. With that trophy on the hood of my. I mean, this franchise, this franchise has always had like eccentric over the top characters. Uncle's car. They'll all flee like cockroaches. So I have to bring up this and I just realized this. He's giving it to us. Oh, I apologize.
00:28:10
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Yeah. because He's giving him a side mission. Like it's a video game. Yeah. Yeah. Well, I mean, okay. So it's like get me video and by so this is only 40 minute movie. So the whole McGuffin is this whole mission right here. Oh, okay. So yeah. I mean, him getting the gasoline and stuff for doing the mission, sure. It gets them on to his further on down, whatever happens after, but the main focus is this quest.
00:28:38
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Okay. So he's, so he's explaining the MacGuffin right now. I understood. Good. I was just like, wow, this instantly gives me video game vibes. Which by the way, I learned today who coined, I learned who coined that phrase MacGuffin. It was really Hitchcock. It was Alfred Hitchcock. I liked that. now was going through yeah and i was doing i I was going through trivia. That's going through trivia shit today. And that's, that's, that's what popped up.
00:29:08
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I'm just saying. I need guzzling.
00:29:12
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yeah
00:29:15
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Guzzling. If that's it, then we have a deal. I'm going to put a guzzling sticker on my gas can. Do it. Fuck yeah. I am fucking in. I'm going to pull into the gas station like I need guzzling. I'm totally going to do that.
00:29:38
Speaker
And when people look at me funny, they're like, you need to watch movies. Actually, i'm sure they'll able I'm sure there will be people who will dig his map. How come the link didn't post in Rumble? Rumble's weird. So there's shit in
00:29:57
Speaker
That's the front seat of an ABC, or an RV. The windshield wipers on it, so it's the front seat of an ABC. but from the flowedal But when he said buzzers, is he being birds or people? please take my map I think people. OK. I think people. Because he said he wanted the head of their league. I thought it's a really big bird. Please, wait. No.
00:30:25
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And when I said I watched this, there's a couple of parts where I were distracted because of all the shit going on. So should I understood
Mad Max Character Showdown
00:30:32
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my daughter? She was taken by the buzzer. Yes. Let me go with you together. We can find her. She is everything I got. No. Why does his head all of a sudden? Who looks off? What's that? His head's got a bloodstream going down.
00:30:51
Speaker
It was from that fight that he was in earlier. Oh, I forgot about the fight already. Yeah. But I promise you nothing. Thank you. Because it was really lit once I did. I should recognize him. Ooh. This woman looks way too young to have a car a child, but. It is. a It is. That's a real um scroll back to Furioso with the little teddy bear. I like that. Yeah.
00:31:16
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um oh i and gloryy Thank you. That car has been through hell. It's technically the same one for Mad Max. Got a billion miles on it. I wonder how... I like that look. God, you know what? That's a good point. Keeping those old cars going so...
00:31:45
Speaker
I mean, it's not like you drop my junkyards all the time. Yeah, it's not like you can stop by an auto zone where these fucking parts are like a dime a dozen now. Yeah, you got to be mechanically inclined in the apocalypse. I'm just saying. Why do you need daylight? You know, if you look at the type of people who who make up the civilization that That's surviving there's they all they have like this they're all They're mechanically inclined. I guess in a way. I mean the smarter ones are there's the doers of course but they're not like They're not like they're not engineers smart that makes me they just they just know what fits yeah, yeah, they take like Jimmy rig it and
00:32:41
Speaker
Yeah, they're like red. They're like she che they the but shade to tree mechanics. Yeah, you were right the first time. The glorified. Rednecks. Yeah. My people. Redneck ingenuity. Redneck ingenuity. I'm just saying I would thrive in this civilization because I can build a car like you read about.
00:33:05
Speaker
And I used to scrounge the junkyards for birds all the time. That's how I built my Chevelle. You know, if let's imagine if if these imagine if these, and we're going to go on a break before, after I go through this little tangent.
Modernizing the Mad Max Universe
00:33:20
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Imagine if you would, Mad Max franchise started now and and the the apocalypse or the kickoff of of the ah the apocalyptic world started in like the now times.
00:33:37
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with better technology than we had in the seventies. Cause that's when originally Mad Max kicks off as in the seventies. Right. Yeah. I seventies, I think it's seventies. Yeah. So, and they based that off the technology that existed then. Right. Even though solar power was a thing, but it wasn't really a thing thing like it is now. Could you imagine if Mad Max movies were to portray the technology now?
00:34:07
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Can you imagine like the type of, like, you know what I mean? Yeah. The invisible way that movie would be. You wouldn't see a whole lot of electric vehicles because. I think, I think, I think, I think you would, I think you would see, I think you would see more electric and batteries, battery refurbishing and shit like that. I agree.
00:34:35
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but I don't know. I don't know. I said a lot of assholes like me that would just burn every fucking electrical. I think it would. I think it would be like you would have your gasoline. You have your electrics. Oh, you're talking about like this. Yeah, you'd have like the gangs. Okay. I see where you're going. Okay. But let's go and break real quick. I'm going to play a random song here. Songs that are pre you know what you know it was released today officially
00:35:06
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i know i already put it on my spotify buddy this one
00:38:14
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I love that song. I had it downloaded. I had to put it on my Spotify at eight o'clock this morning. That was Watch You Burn by Southern Outlaws. Man. Officially on Spotify today. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. It is. I know. I've been waiting a month. Oh, that's right. They didn't release it. They didn't release it. They only released it with us, didn't they? They did. We were the first ones to have it. We've been playing it for a month off and on.
00:38:43
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ah And I got up this morning as normal and went straight to TikTok because I'm weird. And the first video that popped up, Arliss had posted that it's on Spotify, and I went straight to Spotify and put it on. like I don't have any, I have no Southern Rock saved on any playlist that I have. I have only have, I have and two playlists. One that I shared last Saturday, I think. I shared it recently on my Stone Mix.
00:39:14
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which is like, I think seven hours of music. And then I have one that I'm starting calling just, it's just called like, fuck it or something. And it's all these like hard fuck you songs. Like- I need to figure out how to do that. Like- What, make a playlist? Make a playlist so I can share it out because I actually figured it out today. um Because I have, besides the Southern Outlaws of Watch You Burn, which I, i my favorite song they do.
00:39:43
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um I have a bunch of songs that I call it my sing-along playlist. yeah And my my main playlist, like my like songs, there's over five, I think there's like close to a thousand songs on there.
00:39:58
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Oh, wow. And I listen to the same like 15. I just I call my playlist jams to get lifted by or something like that. I just I put it on that I hit shuffle and it just does its thing. Although there's some songs now that I need to go through and take out for personal political reasons. I get it. Besides doing that. Welcome back. We are back from our break. Jedi stopped in. So what's up?
00:40:28
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Uh, we are watching and reviewing and commenting and and I'm even distracted by other things. The movie hope and glory. It's a Mad Max, a fan made film. Yeah. ah You know what, Jeff, that's a good idea. We should probably run down the week.
00:40:45
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I was going to, that's why I kind of popped that up there. I was going to do the scroll, but our our video kind of blocks it. So don't forget everybody bio dot.link slash nonsensical network. So just real quick, just real quick. It might block it for us, but it does not block it for the viewer. Okay. Copy that. yeah So bio dot.link slash nonsensical network, find all our links, including, and do we have it on here? Yes. All our links are in the description.
00:41:12
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Well, actually what I wanted to add, I'm gonna add it here, bear with me two seconds. Oh no, where do I have it? Did I not see it? Don't worry about adding anything right now. You're talking about the beauty and the beard? Beauty and the beard, it's on everywhere else. It's in the descriptions, I think. Yeah, I'm pretty sure it'll be in the descriptions. Well, I have a photo that I show. And it's also in the bio links too. In the bio link. You can go and get merch for us.
00:41:42
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Merch customized for you get anything you want on it. I always suggest the same thing my face So Nikki has to see it um Because it would be hilarious and don't forget Monday Speedway stories After that is men caring for men Tuesdays clicks house music. like He mentioned who he has on the show, but I forgot because I don't write anything down Wednesdays of course is what the fuck news where we talk about all the news that is news makes you say what fuck and Thursdays is cold-blooded conversations Wally's second show he took One show turned it into two where he talked some reptiles with some guests Fridays, of course is this show nonsense and chill. Don't forget this 28th of this month is the trivia show where we're gonna be ah Where you can come up and compete?
00:42:37
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And the winner at the end of the year gets a swag bag with some cool merch for nonsense and chill and a bunch of other things. And I got to be honest, dude, regardless of who wins, you've got to give that cup sauce. Okay. So I'm going to show everybody the design on the t-shirt real quick. Please. um Oh, I know I have it saved somewhere. I just have to find it. While you're doing that, while you're doing that, don't forget, everybody, Saturdays is the open door challenge where you can come up and talk shit.
00:43:07
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or be part of the conversation or just tell us we're stupid just to one word of caution keep your dick in your pants then that delays when you guys are offline um and then sundays unnecessary roughness but the guys talk 40 sports sports and 40 sports sports now that football is over there i don't know what they're going into but i did say i want to learn about cricket so they're doing research
00:43:37
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They are actually hard. Look, I had a conversation on Wednesday. We don't understand cricket. Fair. We did learn at the bat that they use. It's like baseball. It is, but it's got these three weird sticks behind you, and you don't use a bat. You use a stick. Well, it looks like a... it's No, it does look like a paddle, but it's actually called a stick or something else. I can't remember the other thing. have to But that we looked it we looked it up when we were making fun of it.
00:44:07
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So i want I want to show everybody. Now this isn't an exact, where the t-shirt is going to look exactly, but it's kind of a mock-up I'm working with. I'm still talking to Nikki and getting a price and all that, but this is going to be something what it's going to be like. I like that. And it's got my face on it, so Nikki will really like it.
00:44:31
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I'm still going to work with it. We need to sell like 3000 of these by the end of the year. Just a pissed Nicky off. Well, this is just a trivia winner shirt. This is just an understood shirt. This isn't the everyday shirt, which I still need to design, which I will be working on. Well, you could do the big shirt without the 2025 trivia. And the reason why this has the slumber Z's on it is that it's going to be coming with like sweatpants, kind of like a pajama thing, you know, nonsense and chill, black watch movies.
00:44:57
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I like it. I like it. Yeah. I need to put a pot leaf behind the logo. I, you know what? That's not a bad idea. Like I said, that is, that is you're the stoner, but I constantly think about the pot leaf. Well, I don't want to like, I don't want to overdo the five gold pot leaves on the back. Not a bad idea. Not such a chill on the front and then five gold pot leaves on the back. Boom. I'm an idea guy.
00:45:26
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Okay. That's my job. I'm the idea guy. You guys have to figure out how to make it work. I just. hey Hey Jeff. Yes sir. My, my, my battery went dead in my camera. So I believe I'm frozen right now. So I'm going to leave it like that. And I'm going to let you go ahead. I'm going to mute myself. I'm going to let you go ahead and start. Okay. I'll go ahead and start the movie. Um,
00:45:50
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So he is where we left off. He is going to look for the buzzards. He is by himself and he's got that little weird teddy bear. So here we go.
00:46:02
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That car looks so weird without the front bumper. I'm just saying, but I'm still not mad at it. That is an oversized torch and wrapped in like some weird t-shirts.
00:46:19
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How's he not catching that curtain on fire? Looks like my first house in Mexico. I'm just saying.
00:46:31
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that Dude, it was a shithole. It was a shithole. I had to walk through somebody's living room to get to my bedroom. I rented a room from the bedroom. Damn, bitch.
00:46:47
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Yeah, I done shit my pants right down there in there. Oh, that worked out perfect. Yeah, I did.
00:46:58
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Yeah, like I said, i met a couple of weeks ago, I went to go to use my camera and it died on me. Right. It had extra batteries. now i do How long do those batteries last? Honestly, not very long. You can't plug it directly into the wall? No, I can't.
00:47:17
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You need to get one of those battery adapters and you plug it into the wall soon. It's fine. Yeah, no big deal. I'm telling you, dude, that looks like the first house I had in Mexico. How long have you been in Mexico? 20 years. What? No, I've moved here in 01. 01? When did you graduate high school? 2000. OK.
00:47:45
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Late 01, early 02. I don't remember exactly. Right after I got all in the Navy. Okay. So you weren't in the Navy very long? No, I did the delayed entry program. So I had a year in before I even left ice cream. Oh, okay.
00:48:08
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Is he on the edge of a cliff? Yep. No, they're inside caverns. They're in the buzzard caverns. Oh, okay. You don't want to hurt me? Is that a little girl? That's, that's, uh, that's Glory. That's the chick from Glory. Yeah, Glory. Oh, he's holding the bear. I thought he had a rock. So the mother Hope gave, gave him Glory's
Comfort in Chaos
00:48:34
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bear. So when he found her,
00:48:36
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She would know yeah that, you know, he's... It's like a note from her mom. Like, don't be afraid. I'm not... I don't have green candy in my van. That's the kind of vibes he's giving off there for a second. Yeah. You like the beer? Get in my van. She's probably in a position issue where she can't really trust her anymore, you know? I don't think you could in that.
00:49:01
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come on yeah a mystical head now you You get the bear You get the bear now he almost sounds like he's trying to be fucking Batman Yeah, they'll Batman. That's what he sounds like Yeah, get the bear. I'll pull you up He's pulling he's going yards of rope, and she's used moving inches. I'm just saying, it doesn't matter. Yeah. All right, so I noticed that when I looked at this. He pulled up 100 yards of rope, and she moved six inches.
00:49:39
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But okay, ah you were a you want a but yeah I understand why the fuck she did that. I would have fucking threw her to fuck back down after that. I would have been like, fuck that. Sorry, I want to go get her. But she was dead. can it Can I have my gas? All right, so I do like the fact that in other Mad Max movies, they'll show, they'll do do ah a scene where they look like they're in a hurry doing some action.
00:50:08
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And this was kind of that aesthetic. Right, because he he was afraid somebody might show up. True. But you're right. The timing didn't didn't compare well with her actually coming up because they shot each scene differently, of course. Right. She went a total of what, 10 feet maybe? Maybe 15? But he pulled 100 meters of rope. Yeah.
00:50:32
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It definitely, I questioned it when I saw it the first time too. I was like, whoa. Yeah. It really takes you out of the scene. I'm just saying. Like, I understand what they were going for, like. Right. Just stay with the original Mad Max kind of aesthetic. That kind of lot. Didn't look right. Now, this is a cool scene coming up. I know. It's real quick, but I was like. Those guys run like H.
00:51:03
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He doesn't run very fast either.
00:51:09
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It's it? Get him Georgie! Oh. That's the way to do it. That worked. Those guys run like apes. Like Eloy. Ah, there's a reference for you. I don't get it either. Eloy from...
00:51:35
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From what? The time travel movie. What was it called? The Time Machine. The Time Machine? You're talking about H.G. Wells' The Time Machine? Yeah! I haven't seen that movie in fucking decades. I love that movie. You're talking about like the original one where it was like the original one era? Yeah! Yeah! And the guys that are underground look like weird white apes?
00:51:58
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Yes, yes, those guys run like yes. Oh shit. Good. Nice little ball. I promise. The ones that lived above ground by the way. Winner.
00:52:14
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I brought up the trivia thing with glick and him coming, him coming on the show for it. He's like, man, none of that like old your fucking movies that he likes. I'm like, what are you talking about? The movies from the sixties and the seventies. What are you saying? You just don't watch all the movies. and Is that what it is?
00:52:34
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Well, he bitched about the fact that we watched ah The Great Outdoors. He's like, what are you guys, Jeremy? I'm like, it's The Great Outdoors. excellent It's not even that old. Well, it's in the 80s. It's old, but it's not like... It's not like 50s. 20s or 30s or some shit. That's right. It's not Laurel and Hardy. Dude, is that dude wearing a gas mask? Well, he was. He was, yeah. That was like a German machine gun.
00:53:02
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Dude, I would love... Man, I think there's some... Dude, Loro and Hardy's fucking awesome. They were awesome. Holy fuck. Three Stooges are all my all-time fucking favorite, dude. Stooges is my all-time favorite. Oh, I thought that was a fork in his arm. He's going full on Darryl Dixon. Yeah, there's another pull. By the way, the Darryl Dixon series, amazing.
00:53:31
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I think I watched the first season of it. Took a place in France. Yeah. And then he leaves afterwards. I don't know. I haven't finished. Oh, I'm sorry. No, that's all right. Spoiler alert. Where's the spoiler? I'm not that invested. Oh, I took the spoiler off. I'm not that invested in it. Oh, fair enough. Fair enough. I just watched the, or not just watched. They came out with the season with where Rick Grimes comes back. Mm-hmm.
00:54:00
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I watched that that season, ah just because I was curious, because I kind of just stopped watching the franchise i was like, Oh, Rick's back to check this out. It wasn't too bad. Wasn't too bad. I'm not able to check it out. Yeah, I did learn that Robert Kirkman, the original author of The ah Walking Dead, which I actually started, I actually started reading the graphic novel before they even came out with the show. So But there is a graphic novel or book he came out with called Walking the Dead, Descent in the Madness, or or The Descent Down, or something like that I want to check out. Anyway, for you book nerds out there. Yeah, if it's not an audiobook, I don't listen to it. I put them on while I sleep. Speaking of which, I actually started listening to an audiobook the other night just just to fall asleep to. Aren't they great? It only played like the first five minutes and stopped.
00:54:55
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It was weird. But I could send you some links. I had a... This was on Spotify. Usually, it goes all the way through, but I might have to... I might have fucked with myself. I had that... I had that issue. Nice! Chainsaw! Well, that blade's dull now. Oh, I'm sure they all are. Well, yeah. It hurts more. I don't think it matters that it hits flesh. I'm just saying. I can't cut a tree down now.
00:55:29
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No, you didn't. Just got shot like three times. You got a shopping cart?
00:55:41
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Yeah, don't do anything, honey. Just sit there and hide. Yeah, these fight scenes, they're not bad. No, they're not terrible. Yeah. Although, why is he trying to cut the car?
00:55:58
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I don't know. It didn't line up. Yeah, I don't. I mean, that's just what I mean. Like, this is why I didn't give it the full full life for that. There's some inaccuracies. I get that. I'm actually I'm actually thinking about dropping it down to three now. Right.
00:56:17
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ground The real thing really proven. Did she just drive the car? This is like the second time I've watched it.
00:56:29
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Okay. I I watched it. I have another problem. Just go to the car, but it's not running. And it's not on a hill. I don't know. Ooh. That was a good sign.
00:56:52
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just real quick before you you know finish it what do you think all right compared to um Mel Gibson Tom Hardy and this gentleman Pascal something I forgot his name already we think like um pros and cons no they're not winning a fight oh you know what yeah they went in the fight of the best Mad Max best Mad Max Gibson gets killed by Tom Hardy. Okay. Tom Hardy definitely kills this guy. And then Furiosa kills all of them. Okay. Fair. Well, Anya Taylor-Joyce Furiosa not. I don't, I don't know. I prefer Anya Taylor-Joyce. I think that's a good one. She's quick. She's quick. And she's, she's, um,
00:57:45
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I wasn't thinking about her when when I had mentioned it but I'm not gonna rule her out. She's uh she's um crafty. I think she would definitely take this one out. but Oh yeah. Yeah. I can take this one out. Yeah. Okay. And that's saying a lot. He he'd see your headphones and be like ah. Yeah. It scared the **** out of me. Like when he worse going to that cave and the **** lady come out of the That scared the shit out of me. I didn't see it coming.
00:58:19
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Tell her to get out of the car. You okay? I'm driving another man's car. What's wrong with you? They forgot to then forgot to add a diegetic sound of the car running. And that's what I was about to say. I just couldn't remember the word. Thank you. Because technically it should still be running.
00:58:41
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We'll roll this into some education. And if I remember correctly, the Mad Max car has multiple switches before you've started. No, you didn't. Maybe you did. No way. I don't know. He's back. The driver's coming back.
00:59:04
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Because he's beef beef. Yes. He's badass, badass.
00:59:10
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What is it? He's going to go back and smoke some weed weed. Who's the old guy? I thought that guy was older than that. He just laid up. Just a driver.
00:59:30
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I think so leader of the leader that prepared the little fruity. I don't understand, oh, he's just a driver, but he can't be anything else but a driver. he's You're so shocked that this driver pulled all this shit off because he's just a driver. was just a driver, and days a transporter. Yeah, calling Jason Statham just a driver is blasphemy, buddy. I'm sorry. Oh man, so he's just a driver.
01:00:03
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I get that. A mini driver? I don't... Oh, I sued you there. I don't like water. Give him a beer. He could use it. He just fought off like nine dudes, one on one, chainsaw.
01:00:35
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Do you think they have? They pulled 150 yards of rope. They probably do. I don't see why not. daily Yeah, be alcohol is one of those things that humans will always re rediscover if we lost the knowledge of it. It's not that hard. no they made They made vodka in The Great Escape, David. Fermentation is a natural process. It takes place in nature without without any human involvement.
01:01:03
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You just found out about it. It's like weed. It was put on his earth for us. You made it better.
01:01:14
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Hey. For horses, bitch. Welcome back. Welcome back. Where did he go? So, you are. He's just the driver. He's just a fucking driver. I've been ashamed if you left us now.
01:01:32
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You must have real luck luck. me Okay, wait. I had to pause it. I had to pause it because I just figured something out. If this was a Hollywood movie. I would have punched that guy. If this was a Hollywood movie, you know who would play luck luck boy?
01:01:51
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Uh no, Bobcat Goldly.
01:01:56
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Okay, and he's for that part. I understand, but like if you have any actor at any time, he's got that, he's got that little bit of attitude. If he did the voice, he would be Bobcat Goldberg. Look, look, before we finish this up and round it out, let's go ahead and go to another break. Yeah. Because, good hey, Jeff. Thank you. I was just going to make that joke. We'll be back, back.
01:05:32
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I'm to the place I've been.
01:06:33
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and I like that. Save me by lift the curse. Yeah, it's not a bad song. I like that. ah ah buy it shop I like it look a good metal. I like it a lot. I like the good metal.
01:06:51
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Sometimes we share. With my emo ears. We we show our age. No, I need to. I just thought of something cool. Not those logos. No, this has like a very weird light logo. If I put our logo outline the middle fingers, that'll be so cool. So it'll say nonsensical network. And then if you if you covered up the all the light and they just had the light come out just the logo. Right and now something else I was thinking that that's harder for me to do. That is that is it just makes your head look huge.
01:07:32
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make sure the headphones look massive because I have a small head. I'll buy yourself. Get him Bobcat. He likes to like like.
01:07:46
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ah But before we refuel your car, my uncle. Uncle Uncle. Would like to make you one more offer. Offer offer. You can have what you need here. Here here. Food. Weapons. Food food. Companies.
01:08:02
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um but home What do you mean by company? Somewhere where you belong. um What do you think Jeff? Well, there's two ways to think about company. Like you can keep the check or you'll have friends. Company as in? Somebody to hang with. I'm just saying.
01:08:23
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I just went dark there for a second. I'm just saying it is the apocalypse. Oh, when he said company, I thought, I thought hooker myself. So you're all good. Okay. That was what I was saying. I'm not the weird guy here, right? I mean, there are some people I just like to talk to hookers, not actually have sex. I mean, that's not all of that. I love a good snuggle. Hey, she don't care. You paid her for her time. Amen to that.
01:08:47
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or in Did that dude just write? Dude, if I ever had to write things down to get a conversation going, no way would ever understand me, because I can't spell my own name. I just have to start taking what I want. Yeah, this whole time you've been telling us it's J-E-F-F, but it's really G-E-O-P-H. All right. No, I couldn't read that.
01:09:24
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You got the whole area of the bay there, right there for me. I don't know what that sign said. That that dude wrote on it. That weird 1920s. It says, put guzzling here. I gave you what you wanted. Now give me my guzzling. Put a guzzling rod here. You know who he looks like? Who? Right there. He looks like the dude from Fast and Furious Tokyo Drift, the dude from Alabama.
01:10:04
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looks like I photoshopped with his head on his body. He probably ripped his mommy's vagina hole. Yeah, she didn't rock right for a Probably longer than that. Had a good sleep sleep.
01:10:20
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Oh, my God. I see what I can change your mind. That is I'm going to say that to my kids. Have a good sleep. sleep yeah He's a grown ass adult talking to everybody else, like everybody else or babies. But remember, it's the apocalypse and it's several years. and So this guy grew up in the apocalypse. So he doesn't know anything. You got to remember that. I think he huffed way too much of that guzzle. My uncle had there was a few extra canisters in your heads are everywhere. Should move off. Right.
01:10:55
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and You don't know, the biggest problem I have with these movies. What's that? Hey. Gasling doesn't last that long. I want to say goodbye. notion note No, No, no, no. It wasn't like 30 days unless you had stabilizer too. Well, I doubt they know. They could. They could be stabilizers. I'm trying to learn that. In all honesty, and I'm going to pause this to explain this, in a real apocalypse, everyone will be driving diesel.
01:11:24
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because it'll run on any oil.
The Practicality of Diesel Engines
01:11:28
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You know what? I think you're right. I know. I absolutely think you're 100% right. Digital diesel motor was made to run on. Because you can make diesel out of frying oil. Yep. You can extract the oil from it hemp and make biodiesel hemp. Well, the original diesel motor was made to run on peanut oil. Yeah.
01:11:53
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yeah So that's the biggest inaccuracy you see in these movies. Everything would actually be decent. I'm just... you're You're not wrong. You're not wrong. I've had a lot of time to think about this. I'm alone a lot when I get it in. Because it's it's easier to refine in in the position they are technology-wise. Right, exactly. Gasoline is not something you just pull out of the fucking ground.
01:12:20
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No, you got to build this huge this huge complex of different layers. Yeah, the way the gasoline sounds. yeah it's it's And let's be honest, 90% of the gasoline in the planet, if it wasn't used in 30 days, would all go bad. You know something about oil, I think people don't understand and I sense this when I had discussions on on um oil dependency in this country. There's different grades of crude oil and each grade is used for different types of fuel and not every country has as one type or all types of crude oil which is why we have a global trading market is why we trade oil with a country that produces oil too because the different levels of crude are used differently
01:13:11
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and yada, yada, yada. Anyway, I just want to throw that out there. just saying I think it's a good i think i think it's ah it's an important piece of information to have when we talk about oil trade and the economy and stuff. It's not it's not so simple as crude oils all the same across the board. No, it's not.
01:13:31
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yeah
01:13:34
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You could cook with crude oil, but it would taste like shit. I'm not talking about oil. I'm talking about oil that way. I'm talking about crude oil. No, I'm just saying, there's different levels of oil. There's different levels of oil, absolutely. There's only like three or four different types of gasoline.
01:13:58
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Is there? I think there's more than that. Well, different ethanol. Oh, yeah.
01:14:07
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That all depends on how you want to make it. Right. So. I prefer rocket fuel. 120. JP8. Yes. I love the smell of 28 in the morning. Oh, my God. JP8 smells so good. Oh, God. It makes me nauseous smelling. Oh, I love it. I was being sarcastic. I want to get a clone, baby. You know, there's WD-40 clone. I want it.
01:14:35
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Did you know? Okay, here's a little bit. Here's a factoid. This is about the U2 aircraft. Did you know that motherfucker, when it's on the ground, it's designed to leak fuel? Yep, it leaks like a sith. Because it goes so high in the atmosphere that when it when when when everything stretches,
01:14:56
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encloses those those gaps it doesn't yeah it doesn't uh it doesn't leak anymore but if they were but if they were to make it to where it didn't leak on the ground when it got up in the air it would cause structural damage it's so weird the concord was the same way uh i go so fast A buddy of mine used to fly it. He was a pilot for the Concorde. He said there's an noah be there's there's a bulkhead and a cabin. There's a cabin next to the bulkhead. At top speed, you could put a binder four inches wide in there. If you forget to take it out, that binder will be two inches when it's done. Here's here's another interesting fact about U-2s as well. And I'm talking about the U-2 aircraft. The black one.
01:15:44
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the Blackbird, I think, or the, well, I think they call it the dragon in the Air Force, dragon lady or some shit. But anyway, the wingspan on that thing is so long that they dip and they can actually risk hitting the ground. So there's what is called pogos and it's a big, and it's on a wheel. And there are usually technically, they're usually Camaros. It could be, it could be different by now. When I was in, they used Camaros and they were chase vehicles.
01:16:12
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and they were convertibles and they'd be a driver and they need to have somebody with a pogo and they drive underneath that fucking thing and set that pogo. Dude, I want that job. When that thing comes down and lands, it's the craziest shit. I want that job as the driver, not the pogo guy. Yeah. I just want to be the driver. He's just... I'm just the driver, man. I don't deal with a fucking pogo. I'm subscriber i just the driver. the driver.
01:16:40
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I, which, I betcha they still use the mirrors, they just use you, or newer ones. Probably. Although I wouldn't be mad at GT500. Well, that guy's not alive.
01:16:58
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Oh, no. Oh. Oh, no. So he left and came back? Mm-hmm. Or is there a different bunker? I think that's the same place. Okay.
01:17:12
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He's got a dumb look on his face. I'm sorry. It's a good thing he didn't stay. He'd be dead too. Either that or everybody there can't fight for shit. Well, I mean, that's, that's the whole reason why they hired him in the first place. Oh, yeah. Because, because the lead driver, but he kicks ass because you're right. Cause the leaders to week week.
01:17:37
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Hey, he's a pussy pussy. He's a busy busy. Is that the girl? The mom? Yeah, it is because that's the daughter right there laying on the ground. He's still alive.
01:17:53
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finds by It's all that for all that for not. yeah
01:18:04
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Dude, that'd be worse. She has to sit there and stare at her mother while she dies. Although she just had to ask about a man. Where is Mr. Beth? We'll find her. Where's her fucking bear? It's weird with kids finding comfort. Yeah. Well, I mean, I think even as adults have safety blankets, some of us call it drugs, some of us call it religion. I call it cigarettes.
01:18:33
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Some, yep, some people call it TV. All depending on what your vice. Vice, vice. Vice, vice, yes. Mm-hmm. I thought he was, that's a, is that the same, is that nice, nice guy? Are we going now? I think so. The heck is that? Why isn't he dead?
01:19:02
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does he hit Why ain't you dead dead? You need a die die. Die die die die. lived very long
01:19:16
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He's pissed pissed. They zoom in on that supercharger like that. That's when you know the guy driving the interceptor is pissed pissed. He's pissed pissed.
01:19:32
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Oh, shit. Yeah, he's locked it in there and he's going to disappear. Oh, he killed the lights. That's how you know he's really on a tangent. He dropped it in the badass gear. Yes. When I do this, it's automatically your as ass.
01:19:56
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I mean, for a 40-minute movie, it's such a small cast. It's not. It's not bad. I mean, I put it up there with the minty. Minty was still better. Yeah, I agree. Minty was better. Yeah. Although this has cool vehicles.
01:20:14
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Yeah. Oh, yeah, absolutely. I think that's the best thing about the Mad Max. I think we should have a dystopian theme night once. I'm just movies about dystopian features. That'd be pretty good for or or or pop or pop. That's such a tight, tight boy.
01:20:39
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I'm sitting here trying to talk, Louie, and you're like, man, I bet the great chef on that, Angie, would just make me purr. On a supercharger, the smaller the pulley, the more power. Uh-huh. So he's getting some power. That's the same. Because the original Mad Max tried an important power. He does too much freaking power, and then he rips those heads off. Well, catch the piston as it flies through. I love the exhaust set like that.
01:21:16
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repeat myself just to piss you off as you fuck me up with the whole blue sky thing.
01:21:25
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All right now now.
01:21:38
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You know, I didn't like that jacket. It looks like it's like four sizes too big. It's like me wearing Glick's jacket. It just doesn't fit. Yeah. Yes! Beat his ass, ass!
01:22:02
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Now piss on it. before R. Kelly and Fitz on it. Well, he found the bear.
01:22:16
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I think the girl lives, he can get it back in time. I was gonna say, I don't think she lives. I don't think so either. It's like this movie is kind of tragic ending. Well,
01:22:29
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Here's my question. Does this take place before Furiosa and he becomes Hemsworth?
01:22:39
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With the bear? I don't know where this fits in at. That's a i think it's a good question. I'm just saying because... What in the post-apocalyptic Brokeback Mountain are you two watching now? Nobody asked you. I'm watching what? Go away.
01:22:57
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go away you nice click click If you got, if you got nothing nice to say, go have it if you slap you.
01:23:10
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On that note, let's take a break real quick. Let's play some James Luecker blacked out.
01:26:25
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Yeah,
01:26:30
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I do
01:26:35
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I like that. Blacked out by James Luker. Yeah, I didn't mean I didn't really add any new songs to the, to the list. I'm not mad at it though. Yeah. You said that's blacked out. Mm hmm. This was a, this was too glick. Glick, if you're still listening, this message is for you. F yourself.
01:26:59
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i'm actually I'm actually putting that song on my Spotify as we speak. Sweet. Let's go ahead and continue the movie because we're almost done. Yes. We're almost at the finish, the money shot. like a Nova like that. And madness. we
01:27:26
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All I found was a full tank. He did get a full tank of gas, I'm just saying. And a couple of his carry cans. Talking like him didn't even want to cough. Can you imagine him doing it for a full movie? Mm-hmm. And oh my gosh, that is it. That is the movie. He didn't miss anything. What's that? I said, well, we didn't really miss anything.
01:27:54
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So what you think, buddy? Ooh, I don't like that. ah Actually, I enjoyed it. um The rope thing. I get it. I get it. I'm nitpicking here. And and as you said, the nice, nice guy. I don't i didn't catch his character, Dan. He was annoying. However, every time he spoke, I saw Bobcat gold plate. So... And i I think he would have been a great character to be in this, you know, in his heyday. It would have made the movie a little bit funnier. um I think I'm gonna give this, um you know what? I know you talked about dropping it back down. So I'm gonna save you the trouble, and I'm gonna just give it a three. Okay. There we go. Because it wasn't terrible. Yeah. It wasn't terrible, but it wasn't like,
01:28:51
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It wasn't wasn't so amazing that I'm going to go tell everybody on the planet. You're going to see this fucking movie. Yeah. So, but I enjoyed it. For what it was. Fair enough. Fair enough. Fair enough. It's the little nitpicky things that get me. Okay. like yeah Yeah, like the rope thing. Yeah, like the rope thing. Yeah. And his jacket being way too fucking big. And he's wearing a linebacker.
01:29:20
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pas Well, or again, like I said, when it comes to production value, you know, you got to factor in wardrobe there and, you know, what you can find at thrift store on a budget is what you can find on the thrift store on a budget. So I get it. All I'm saying, I just don't, I don't know how hard it is to find football pads in Germany. Well, maybe it was in Spain. Same concept.
01:29:47
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I find it interesting that Germany has fucking deserts, man. I'm blown off by that. I'm having a Jeff moment when I told him about the blue sky shit. The color blue. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Vampire Influencers and Comedy
01:30:01
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So before we roll out of here, guess what we have? A little treat as usual, a little bonus episode. This is episode three of Hangover Food.
01:30:12
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vampire influencers. There's only two episodes left after that. Now, I'm at the final series or something. I it's something to show you great people. Yeah. I do like this show. This this these guys are funny. The so these guys have made other things that are on clip clip. So I think we should make them a regular occurrence because I like their comedy. I'd like to reach out to them and interview oh a hundred so oh i want to find out why dude looks like frank gi mean
01:30:47
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I saw I want that. You know what? I'm glad you brought that up because Frankie Muniz was in a show that I binge watched. I'm going to talk about you shortly. um Not not
Expanding the Mad Max Universe
01:30:57
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just about him, but yeah, I almost played Hope and Glory and yeah, dude, Hope and Glory was a.
01:31:04
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was a little gem. Like I said, not great, but it was like, oh, sweet, something to expand on the Mad Max sort of as we discuss when we watch Furiosa, you know, the characters you see in Furiosa and the Mad Max series, they're a small aspect of what's out there. You know what I mean? Yeah, and there's so much, and they don't even have to focus on the same character. They can probably go like a whole, and that's kind of what Furiosa story. was, kind of leaving, leaving from the male lead to a female lead and kind of expanding the story. And I think that's awesome.
01:31:43
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Well, and and let's be honest, du the chances of there being multiple interceptors, of course. And there's also there's also a comic book out there, so. Right. Yeah. OK. One of those Mad Max characters driving for upcoming. Fair enough. I like to see like a biker gang on. I know we kind of did. well do we Yeah, I was going to say, but more of a legit biker. Right. you know Yeah, not but a doofus. With a weird beard. No, weird beard. That took me like a good 10 minutes to realize. This is Skyline. It was actually a good substrate. It did.
01:32:29
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I first watched it. I was like, well, holy shit. Give me a moment. Yeah. I've never been an aquarium guy. I'm just saying I neither. I don't get the concept. It's not a chore. I want to keep up with. Right. I got enough fucking problems. Yeah. I mean, when I have friends with aquariums, they got like those really cool ones. I'm like, I'm digging it. but oh Oh, yeah. but Yeah. It's like, it's like, I'm just so happy you guys would come on and give you an update
Humor in Chaos: The British Adventure
01:33:03
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about everything. Um,
01:33:07
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Do we remember where we left off last time? You want to give us a round? So, so the last episode, they were testing out what British Frankie Muniz could eat that he ate a, well, it was supposed to be a Carolina Reaper, but they call it something else. Um, and he said he could, he, he couldn't taste it, but he could feel the burn. And then he drank a fifth of Cuervo and wanted to go out and party.
01:33:35
Speaker
That's why. And then he never came home. We're about four days now and um i've I've been out looking everywhere for him. And I can't i can't find him anywhere. And I think that Tequila got really fucked up.
01:33:56
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you know think its to assume He probably says it was trying not to laugh about it. So let's say thank you to everyone for your support. That was so cool that everyone's been doing that. It's been mean really nice and lead, but definitely loved it all. So yeah, thank you.
01:34:37
Speaker
You know what's funny is if you were to disappear and you never came back, do you think Glick would jump online and be like, we've been looking for you and we can't find him. I don't know. Nobody would give to shit. It'd be like, it's day 37 and Jeff still hasn't fucking checked in. Start thinking when you and Connor, as opposed to me.
01:35:00
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Yeah. That's true. That's true. It's not. It'd be like day 37. So, I haven't heard from Jeff. Day 66. Jeff's still MIA. Day 69. Still gone. Yeah. That means a lot. I'm feeling blank here. He did. He knocked down the **** me i dude
01:35:28
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no What the fuck was that? Where have you been? oh over Did you fucking stink? Whose blood is that? What? Oh, um, she sheep. Sheep? Aye? Where'd you get the sheep? Farm. Farm. Lee, I get the sheep, remember? I was hungry. What did you eat?
01:35:54
Speaker
I eat a sheep. Lee, that's not sheep's blood. Tell me the truth. What are you, my mums? You were going for four days? Do you know what either was? Where were you? I love the way the British say mom. I was a mom. voice Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom's the word. What boys? The boys. I'm the only boy you know.
01:36:15
Speaker
You just knocking the fuck out? He did. He did. You don't see. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. What? Remind just a little bit and look at the cup. Oh, it's a cunt. Yes, I want that. I want that. It was a blue sea and it's a UNT. I fucking want that cup. Oh, shit, I went too hard. Where did it go? There you go. There it is.
01:36:48
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Nice. I want that. All right. There. That is so fucking cool. I need that. Yes. ah The coolest prop in the whole show. I want that.
01:37:06
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You know, one of them owns it, but dude, I got an idea. Fucking neat. Somebody needs to call me in order of that cup. You're making coffees. Ooh. You need a beer, creative quarter. Boom.
01:37:19
Speaker
What's up with you? It's a cunt cunt. Maybe I'm just upset because I'm a black guy. How'd you do that? You walk into the glass doors again.
01:37:31
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but yes remember not You came back from a four-day bander last night, covered in blood, threw me into a wall and pissed yourself. Nice. Sounds like something I would do.
01:37:44
Speaker
That sounds like a badass fucking party. That sounds like an amazing weekend, dude. That's like, oh, wait. We got a four-day weekend? Oh, we got holidays back to back? Guess what I'm doing? Bar off. I want to see you boys on Tuesday. Call me at 5 AM. Make sure I'm up. Make sure I'm still alive by Wednesday. Fuck. Oh, yeah. Oh, fuck. I'm so sorry, man. Fuck. Whose blood did you have on you?
01:38:14
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Yo mamas. Yo mamas. Oh, shit. Lee, who's blood? It was sheep, all right? I promise. It didn't smell like sheep. It and was sheep. Sheepshit. And cows.
01:38:31
Speaker
And horses. Cows and horses. I thought he said carrows. I was like, who the fuck is carrows? What the fuck's a carrow? We're broken at Mr. Tompkins' farm. what For fuck's sake, Lee, we've got to deal with him. I know.
Vampire Vlogs and Public Perception
01:38:45
Speaker
We just got a bit carried away and I didn't know what else to do. Who's we? i was that The boys. We met some other vampires. I met some other vampires when I was out. Nice. And they could smell you on me. Did they glitter? They wanted me to lead them here and I didn't know what else to do.
01:39:11
Speaker
So I said that I had easy access to this farm where there was a bunch of animals and shit. Told them that they hadn't lived until they tried swine. Nothing like a fine aged bottle of swine blood. you hey i like what baker Yeah, but the hint of smoky bacon. Is Mr. Tompkins okay? Yeah, yeah. He's fine. I got them hammered so they totally forgot he was there and then And then, um, I'm sorry, but this guy is going to be, he's going to prove himself to be the most bestest fucking buddy ever in the world. I locked him out the bar and as the sun came up. Oh shit. They they catch fire. Yeah. First in the flames. It's actually pretty scary, but I had to do it, man. They were bad vampires. I had to do it.
01:40:10
Speaker
Please believe me, man. Yeah, yeah, no. Yeah. And? He looks like ba he stole that rope. Are you funny yeah okay?
01:40:20
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but
01:40:24
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it does Fucking love one. Yeah. Jesus, man. It's a hood on. This will make a great story for the vlog. Why?
01:40:40
Speaker
Yeah. Think about it. Like good vampire saves humans. We'll do a whole video about it and I'll just get rid of the stigma that all vampires are bad. Yeah. Yeah. Um, can we do it tomorrow though, please? Yeah. Yeah. You want chocolate on top? I can't taste anything. Yeah, baby. Oh man. I like that little series.
01:41:07
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He did look he like he stole that robe from Buddy B's. He it does. Man. It was the first thing I thought of when I saw that robe.
01:41:20
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I I would have liked a I would have liked a flash of the farm with just a bunch of dead animals. I was waiting for it. Well, you know, the whole series is basically filmed in this apartment, you know, budget wise. But yeah, I do. I thought that was like the coolest fucking friend thing to do. be Like, man, I ran into some some other vampires. I like drunk ah realized they were really some bad motherfuckers. They wanted to follow me home, kill you. So I'm like, I'm going to kill them. So, yeah.
01:41:49
Speaker
That's like that's some shit right there. Yeah. Let's take him. Better friend than Glick would do. No. He'd be like, yeah, he lives over there in that red house. The one.
01:42:02
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It's unlocked, by the way. If not, here's the key. So, I got a spare key here. Go ahead. just film it so we can put it on the fuck nonsensesenal network it just but yes
01:42:20
Speaker
like yeah always thinking Oh, I know what I wanted to do real quick. I'm worried about you. One more reminder. One more reminder. Where is it? Where did I do with it? and know I know I'll put it up here somewhere. There it is.
Action Movie Trivia Promotion
01:42:38
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February 28th.
01:42:40
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Action Movie Trivia Night, right here on Nonsense and Chill, only on the Nonsense School Network, at 8 p.m. Eastern. It'll be 80s, 90s, and the early aughts of ah movies and action movies. So, you know, shit like Arnold Schwarzenegger and Jackie Chan and Sylvester Stone and Dolph Lundrum and all those cool cats.
01:43:06
Speaker
you mean i a mother ah The amount of sci-fi action during the 80s was a lot. Oh, it's all up there. Oh, man. Yeah, alien and all that crap. Hell yeah, Shaka. And you are invited as a contestant, my dude. Yeah. Last month was pretty off the hook, too. I was trying to, I think you were busy. I think he had the work. Yeah. Oh, that's right. That's right. That's Friday nights. He's got to work. Bummer. Yeah.
01:43:39
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Bummer, dude. But if you can make it, if you take a day off or something, like a real man, calling sick, be a real man. um Yeah. that way or This is, this is a shirt design that I'm working on for the swag bag. And then of course, the points are accumulative throughout the year. And at the end of the year in December, we announce whoever won throughout the year. If they are a member of the nonsensical network, they just get bragging rights.
01:44:07
Speaker
ah the runner-up will get the swag bag that is not like for instance, a shotgun or something but if you are the winner, you get the swag bag and the brand. It would be someone like a shotgun could win it. Oh, 100%. Yeah and the points are cumulative over the whole entire year. Right. We're going to do it. I know it's a little weird doing that but not everybody can make it every night. I thought I might create a little of competition. We'll see.
01:44:37
Speaker
Yeah, I know. I say he's and and Tony D is already planning to show up. Did you? Yeah. Send send those. Send those. Send those. Send that flyer to them to both of them. Yeah, I'll send it to them. Yeah, I just realized. Right. Glowworm. You're such a dick. I did. I put glow worm head. But I'm the angel of death. I have the eye he likes so I recently uh just finished up binge watching because I had some time um a show that came out 2016 called Preacher.
TV Series Review: Preacher
01:45:20
Speaker
ah based on a comic book or graphic novel. Okay, adult it's supernatural. um He is the main character of the protagonist is like, ah he's a bad boy type. He's a preacher though, bad boy preacher type with a speckled past. And it's I'm not going to go too much into detail, but basically he's trying to find God. God somehow disappears. He ends up with some weird ah holy power. The best way I can explain it, some supernatural God-like power. But the best part of the entire entire, it's only four seasons, four seasons.
01:46:06
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Um, it's also about the ending of the world or the apocalypse and blah, blah, blah. That never actually does happen. I'm waving around some my phone holder. Um, that's it right there. Preacher. Yeah. It's got dominant Cooper in it, which honestly, after watching dominant Cooper, and now that he's much older, um, might have some more acting chops on him. I think he'd be a decent Constantine. Just saying.
01:46:35
Speaker
I'm not mad at that. Yeah. But before I go any farther, it's a good movie. The best part was the very end. God gets a bullet through his head. I'm like, kind of like so it's totally your movie. I was like, that's awesome. That was so awesome. So oh ah yeah, that out.
01:46:56
Speaker
it's It's campy. It's it's kind it's comedic. ah there's the irish there's a There's an actor in it. He plays a vampire. He's an Irish actor that I've watched before in a show called the misfit or Misfits. and He is absolutely one of the the funniest, goofiest, but smart actors from Ireland I've ever seen. Just this comedic tone is just amazing. But, you know, of the other actors are good. What's his character's name? His character's name is Cassidy. Okay. So his name is Joseph Gilgen. That's him, yes. Okay. Yes. I just saw that one of the character's name is Assface. Arseface, sorry.
01:47:44
Speaker
Yes, there is an ass face character. Uh, his real name is Eugene, but, uh, he, he, okay. I'll let me tell you about Eugene ass face apparently. And they show this in the show. They go over the story. He ends up shooting himself with a shotgun to try to kill himself. And he doesn't quite kill himself, but fucks his face up. So they reconstructed his fucking face and his whole mouth looks like in a fucking ball.
01:48:10
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ah big butthole. There's actually a scene in one in one of the seasons you where he is in a public bathroom and there is a glory hole and he does he's naive. He's like a young like but eighteen. No.
01:48:27
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No, he's like real young. Like this, this was an AMC. Now I think about it. This is, this is pretty demented. I didn't think it didn't click when I was watching. He's like 16 years old, 15 or 16. He's in this restroom and he doesn't, he doesn't know what's up. He doesn't know what a glory hole is per se. And he's thinking the guy on the other stall just wants the toilet paper.
01:48:50
Speaker
And the guy's like, no, stick your mouth up to the hole. Stick your mouth up to the hole. And so you do so Eugene sticks his mouth up to the hole. And of course, the guy in the other stall doesn't know his ass face. Looks at the hole like, no, no, you're moving way too fast. Not that yet.
01:49:11
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I'm like, oh, damn. and Anyway, it's a, it's a supernatural comedy. It's, it's got full of fucking adult humor, dude. It is love ass and fart jokes all the fucking way. It was, it came out on AMC. So it's got, it's adult. It's adult. So I'm not mad at that. No, it wasn't bad. It wasn't bad. I enjoyed it. It was, it was clever. It was campy. Some of it was, there's a couple of episodes are like, well, that's a little bit too much, but yeah.
01:49:42
Speaker
That's well you goes over to the top like that. That's when it's good. Yeah. Yeah. You got anything ah you anything you want to add for we sign out this mofo? No, not really. um I am watching Resident Alien. I plan to give her a review on that once I get. OK, I tried watching that. I tried watching that. with big Yeah, I love Alan. tooy He's funny. Yes, that's why I started watching it.
01:50:11
Speaker
I think I'm almost through season one. I want to wait till I get a little bit further before I do my review, but I'm enjoying it so far. It's him learning how to be human is hilarious. um But yeah, other than that, I think that's about it. um I have not finished the great yet, but I'm still working on it. But that's about it all I have for tonight. So we'll see you guys at the movies.
01:50:39
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and bring your own fucking popcorn.
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