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Nonsensical Nonsense - We the ones your momma warned ya about PT1
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On this episode of nonsensical nonsense blaze gets drunk and we talk about the wild and our new friend Gemini comes up and entertains us / part 1 of 2
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Glick's Apology and YouTube Issues
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ah shit well the
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you
Podcast Chaos and Expansion Plans
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Yes.
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show. Hey, y'all but better look the fuck out today. My crayons are sharp, the box is full, my bottle of glue's topped off, from my helmet's on tight, baby. about to risen with the tism. Let's get with it.
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Suck my dick and eat my asshole, you sons of bitches.
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but What, baby?
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What, baby? God damn right. You heard the man. is The one and only Glick. I'm back. I am sorry, everybody, that I left you and the in the incapable hands of Jeff last weekend.
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Hey, we had a great fucking show. Just because YouTube has their panties in a bunch. and in his And his stoned friend. I will try not to do it too often, but every once a while, Daddy needs a night out.
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Away from his idiot children. Let's start a fucking podcast. I gotta go. His idiot children being that guy right there. But anyways.
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You know what? I'm sure i'm sure it was i'm sure it was ah um'm sure it was a great show, but i couldn't I wouldn't be able to tell you because I can't watch the replay on YouTube because I don't know. i' still Facebook. don't know how to fucking listen and not play stuff that they're not supposed to fucking play.
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You know, what here's the crazy thing. We watched like, because we started talking about, I don't know if you've ever seen it. It was a good five minute video. No, because we watched, we watch we were talking about the cheese roll where these idiots roll, they roll a wheel of cheese down the fucking hill and then morons run down the hill. And we were talking about, I want to do this.
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And we watched a couple of videos in a similar fashion. And we were talking about RC drifting. And we watched. it was It wasn't that long. It was not five minutes. And that was the one that got us fucked.
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It was like 20 minutes long. And I knew it had something do with you because it was car related. but so I don't know what you're talking about. yeah yeah idea che you bigger He really is.
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He's my biggest failed abortion. He's not even that big, as I said, you know, working with cash. Yeah. yeah and Working with Cash on Saturdays is like working with a mini Jeff, but in all honesty, I'm pretty sure Cash is taller than Jeff.
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so Probably is. Anywho. They say the greatest things come in small packages, like dynamite.
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Yeah. yes See?
Humor in Everyday Life
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See, look, I made you speechless. no i No, I was going to say, you know the dynamite that Wile E. Coyote gets from Acme that never works?
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Yeah, that's that's you in and in a nutshell. You know what? I'll fucking take it. Dread pull over here. Minimal but effort. Minimal effort.
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No, we had a blast because that cheese roll that cheese rollll thing, that was the funniest thing. we laugh so Either way, Papa's home. Papa's home. Time to act right, kids. I had to had to and put my foot down on the children Sunday when I got the notifications.
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ah I call bullshit on YouTube, Sparks. Well, it is what it is at the end of the day. But nonetheless, welcome to Nonsensical Nonsense, everybody. It is what started the Nonsensical Network.
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We're here. It's Saturday night. You know it's going to get a little weird. You know to have a lot of fun. If you're not already, go ahead and hit that little bio link that you're going to see scrolling at the bottom your screen all night tonight.
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Got it. Right there. Right down there. you do that You're scrolling down there. Hit that little bio link. Jack. What is Bio link slash nonsensical network. It's got all of our links there. We've only had it for like three years. You're like, a minute. What was it?
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What is it? Bio.link slash nonsensical network. Let's go get you all of our links. Facebook, Instagram, X, and TikTok. Shows live on Facebook, YouTube, and Twitch. Those links are there.
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And a link to Spotify. But you can listen to us on all. We do have Rumble. We do have Rumble. We do have rumble. I think you and blazer. Really the only ones who use it. I do want to put some shorts up there.
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I would like to put some shorts up there. Not really. We're, we're not really kind of like Twitch, but we're, I think we're kind of growing on Twitch a little bit, but we don't really meet rumbles for a certain type of individuals.
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Understood. that Well, actually blaze was talking like, we're slowly growing on rumble. And I think that's why just want to use it. Oh, But i do i do want to use i do want to use Rumble for some shorts and whatnot, but we're everywhere, y'all. We we are literally everywhere.
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um So if you'd be so kind and you're watching one of the replays or listening, leave us a like, give us a follow, and drop a comment. That'll help us immensely.
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It'll help us grow, and it's free, and we'll be greatly ever so indebted to you. Find people who listen to our podcast Extraordinary program here on programs here on the Nonsense World Network. All you degenerates.
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You goddamn heathens. ah fucking love you. You're our people, and I love you. just But you're our degenerates. Yes.
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Well, while you're at our bio link, check out Beauty and the Beard Creative Corner. I don't have anything on tonight, ah but typically I have some kind of hoodie on. Hopefully here soon, once her back is done hurting.
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I'm going put her back to work in the dungeon and have her make me a shirt. I'll have me a t-shirt. She's going to weave it and everything. You make her it sound like she's got fucking... What's that thing that Sleeping Beauty... stat of to picture bring out What's it called?
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ah needle no no no no because she it's a it's a you what 100% wool t-shirt. I'm dropping sheep down in there so she can shear them and then make the fabric and then everything.
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I wasn't going to make a joke about cotton, but... Toe the line. Toe the line. Toe the line.
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Wait, that's the line? Wait, that's the line? No, uh... no ah So, yeah, but check out Beauty and the Beard Creative Corner. She can get you all your nonsensical swag. Or if you don't want to wear our bullshit, you don't have to.
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You can get whatever you want. Yeah, my face on a t-shirt just to piss off Nikki. yeah I'm telling you, I'm to make it a trend. She can get you shirts. She can get you hats. She can get you sweatpants. can get you hoodies. I think we're going to even dabble into the world of stickers.
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You know, like the idea of the stickers. Yeah. um this She's going to it she's gonna get me a vinyl for my back windshield. This is, ask me about my podcast with the QR code. so but yeah You know, that's something else you could actually look into is making bumper stickers.
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Yeah. Because i want her to make you the dumper sticker that says, what does my ass and my transmission have ah have in common? They both leak tranny fluid.
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I can see Jeff was on X-rated dad jokes today. I was. i was. i was on a fucking roll. I was loving it. What's the difference between good weed and good puffy?
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You smell good weed from across the room. What? that's just I thought that was appropriate considering season. I thought that was appropriate in praises here. I hear the French. They love heavily scented vagine, as they call it.
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Oh, my God. yeah i you know I was talking to my buddy today, and I forgot to say that. You call them a jeez. I just want to know. It's toilet a vagin is what they call it. No, got to As soon as I meet somebody, I'm like, we need to go to the bathroom. I got take bat some shit i'm still going to i'm gonna do that joke as soon as i meet some
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um like we we no no we gotta go the bathroom no i gotta take a match of shit yeah Whatever floats your boat and finds you lost your lost remote at the end of the day. But nonetheless, it is Saturday night, ladies and gentlemen.
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And that means it is the Open Door Challenge. So we will be dropping that link. DJ
Cultural Jokes and Podcasting Adventures
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Funky Jeff dropped that link one time. It's already there. It's already there. and So if you're there and you're listening. I have one one job and I'm going to do it.
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yeah If you're there and you're listening and and you're watching it, you're invited to come up. We just ask you turn your camera on and please keep your genitalia to yourself. Yeah, you don't have to have pants on. just We don't need to see it.
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This is not kindergarten. You don't have to share. Speak for yourself. well Sharing is caring, buddy. I'll give them your snack.
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However, they can share the show to their platform when they come up. I'm just saying. they can't They can share it wherever they want. their treasure They can share whatever they want, wherever they want, however they want, as long as it's not their Jits Italia.
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Yes. Unless you're a dude, we want to see your boobs. I'm just saying that. Well, speak for yourself. honors I've got my own pair. that the Yeah, you do. Dude, that actually reminds me.
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forget how big of a fucking dude you are. And I saw, I was i was scrolling through Facebook the other day. And Nikki posted a picture of you two together. Dude, you fucking tower over that chick.
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know It was like a weird angle. but like you're You're as wide as she is. You're like two of her in the picture. I was like, Jesus Christ, does this dude wear a fucking coat? No, he's in his fucking t-shirt!
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i Dude, I tell you that all the time. I don't i don't i don't acknowledge. i like I don't realize how big I am until there's pictures. I see you. every fucking you know I've known you for fucking 30 years.
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I know you're a big fucking cat. But that picture, i and i wish I wish I would have saved it. And I'm sure it's still on Facebook. But it's like it was like Nikki standing in front of a barn.
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one well And I was like, Jesus Christ. I don't think it was a new picture. like I think it was an older one. but No. if She if she might oh she and actually posted one from last weekend.
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Maybe it was. i don't know. I don't spend a lot of time on Facebook. i lose yeah like she do I open up Facebook and then I go right to Marketplace because I have an addiction to... She did post a picture last week from from last weekend.
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As most everybody knows or anybody who tuned in or has listened ah yeah right Or has listened to... um not Speaking of which, Nikki got me a new Bigfoot cup.
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It was supposed to be for Valentine's Day, but she had forgotten she got it, and then Alexa found it up in the room. It was like, hey, Nikki, you want to... and it was ah It's a little cup. but's like ah It's like ah like a little thermos type cup.
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It's got a Bigfoot like walking, and he's holding on the heart hands. He says, I'm glad I found you. Yeah. I like it. I like it. but It would be even funnier if it was Harry. She did post that picture from last weekend.
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And that's the crazy thing. like I don't even think I'm that big. No, you're not. lot of people That's the crazy thing. I mean, am that big, though. That's the thing. I am a big guy.
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I just don't realize how big I am until I see me next to people. He's a big dumb animal. weather Yeah, yeah. Whether they're big like me or... Because there's people out there and like, God, this is a big fucking dude.
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And then you see a picture of the two of us together and I'm basically the same size or a little bit bigger. And I'm like, oh, shit. Yeah, it's one of those things I was like, Jesus Christ. How big is this motherfucker? Where that picture? As anybody who tuned in Tuesday night, you guys know that...
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I took last Saturday off. Nikki surprised me for Valentine's Day. Yeah, it's her new profile picture. You look like you're you you ate somebody else. Maybe I did.
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Quick, hungry, cookie, ow. That reminds me. Do you know which vegetable will make you remember? No, Jeff. It's a cucumber because you shoved one up my ass back in high school. and I still remember it.
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You're welcome.
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and just no but yeah I'm
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I'm going to see if I can just get, like, well, I'm just your guys' heads. But it does it's also, you're in a weird angle. Well, I mean, either way i am having you have you look You also look like you're your three sheets to the wind.
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Your eyes are half closed. Your eyes are like half I don't even think the show had started. I had taken last Saturday off. Nikki surprised me. We took a... yeah. I don't even think the show had started yet.
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Yeah. I'm just saying. You look like a master. I am. ah But like um I can see you now. You're not that big. in that no you're not i'm also sitting like I'm also sitting low to the floor. no I'm not talking about height. I'm talking about width.
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Oh, yeah, I am. I've got a big shack chair. My chair made by shack. It looked like you were stealing a t-shirt. It looked like were stealing something. Maybe I was. a legend yeah like Dude, like if you gotten this if you got in my desk chair, you would look like a child.
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Because it's a shack chair. Huh? Well, any chair. But yeah, this is like a shack chair, so it's got a real big wide back. and It's actually really comfortable. I love it. um Not bad for a free gift.
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That's my next purchase. Oh, that's the way you get from Yeah, the guy gave it to me because it was too big. I'm like, there's no such thing, bro. There's no such thing as too big of a shirt.
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But no, so yeah, last weekend, Icky surprised me with a little road trip. We took a little three-hour drive up north. to see our extended family, the Southern Outlaws, do a show.
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um
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i had no idea, so it was quite the surprise. I am not happy with Mama Sandy because apparently she was well aware that we were coming, and I don't know who else all knew because I had shared out their post for their show.
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And she made a comment on there. i wish you guys were coming. We miss you guys. And I said, man, me too. I really hope we could have come up and seen you. And she knew along.
Car Buying and Audience Engagement
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She's good. Mama Sandy's good. ah Speaking um ah of them, i understood so Arliss and I were just talking right before we started. My shirt is in Mexico, but it's still in Mexico City in customs.
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Okay. Okay. and okay
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What's Arliss trying to smuggle down there to you? It's literally a t-shirt. but just did a screenshot of the tractor, and I was like, dude, it's still not here. He's like, it's probably probably.
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Probably. yeah, I mean, it happens. He's deporting Dave. Is that what it is? We're going to take over Mexico.
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we're gonna take over budget Yeah, no. Well, Nikki, I mean, she's got to send birthday and Christmas stuff like that over to, over to, uh, James. Right.
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And he's in Italy, her oldest son, but, uh, no, man, we, um, we had a great time. I think Dave gave me one of the biggest hugs I've ever gotten in my life. When, when he's seen me there, I fucking love that guy.
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Um, we, we, we, we had a, we, the show is amazing. Those guys are so good live. And, uh, we just, we just had a really good night. Um, ah the There's another podcast group there that had some conversations and some chit-chatting with,
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ah but made fun of and whatnot. But outside of that, had some pretty good conversation with with Bill.
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Are you talking about another podcast? Yeah, talk to Bill a little bit. Talk to his homosexual life partner. Or heterosexual life partner.
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Damn it, always screw that up. A little bit. But... iw won Yeah.
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Yeah, we had some pretty decent conversations. I think at the end of the night, it might have looked like it was getting a little bit heated. Oh, I'm already out. Who fucking put me up here? I did. You did.
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Oh, man, no, I didn't. didn't. I did. Blaze, how do you know you're in outer space? I was in another window. I was getting other stuff ready. popped over. I'm like, man, I could have said anything and not known it. Thanks, Jeff.
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Holy shit. Wait, wait, wait. You're afraid of what you're going to say? Have you been on this show before? And I quote, Blaze came onto the show and the first thing he said was, I love gay midget FUT gangbangs.
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but talk just We'll just keep talking. so boom We're still gonna process over so in the process of opening up a new bottle of bourbon. Nice. That looks fancy. That looks expensive. $70. Is that a communist bourbon?
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I bought this like a couple years ago. It probably is. It's made here in Kentucky. Yeah, a goddamn communist bourbon in Kentucky. here but here Here, wrap this flag around it. Make it American, please. Yeah, right. You know what you'd call a girl in Kentucky that's faster than her cousins? ah Refrains from KFC.
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ah virgin. It'll be
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all night, folks, unfortunately, and I apologize. But... but um No, man, we had a a really, really fun night, Saturday night.
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We did, too. um
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Sunday was a little rough. Yeah, I bet. yeah I bet. I've been there. You know, actually, I've been there for the day that made sense.
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Like, for instance, if you're hungover, you go to work?
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I won't say 100. I can't. It's 125 proof. Jesus. Yeah. This is stuff I was really going on before. If you're seriously hungover, do you still go to work? I did when I was in the military. Fucking paid price for it. Because you're going to be hungover, you might as well get paid for it.
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I was like, you know what? I like that. I'm going to be hungover, I might as well get paid. If I'm going to be hungover, I might as well get paid.
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I don't know. there's there's there's been There's been times I've called out because was too hungover. various jobs i am a I am a true champion of the game. you know i mean, not everybody's cut out to be a champion like i am.
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Never once have I ever called out for being too hungover. No, I have. I've called out because I was much in good mood and wanted enjoy the day rather than going to work. i've called out because i was too much of it ah was too much of a ah was too much in a good mood and i wanted to enjoy the day the rather than going to work shit you now I'm not saying that I wasn't pound on said hang hungover days then yeah in the better in in in the bed of my truck
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using a tool bag for a pillow on the job's sake. Never. but But
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get woke up at noon to Jorge and Jesus making tacos on the engine.
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Mr. Geek, you want tacos? Yeah, I do. There's a new trend on TikTok that is white boy lunches versus Mexican lunches. there's a new trend on talk tikok that is ah white white boy lunches versus mexicankin lunches And it's like, people go to construction sites and they're like, Bob, what do you got today? And he's like, I got a ham and cheese sandwich and a bag of chips.
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And then you go to Mexican, it's like, I got pozole, I got a chicken. It's like, you know what? I'm not mad at it. Yeah, have depending depending upon what the, you know, not that I've, I've never, I mean, I try to pack my lunch when I can. And I'm a big one I'm a big one of taking leftovers, like said Mexicans.
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Yeah, you know, um, But also, at the same time, man, you can't turn down ah good homemade lunch meat sandwich.
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I can see Glick's. What's that, boys? was like, Glick's definition of a lunch. Going to Taco Bell. I've literally been on the phone with this motherfucker while he's driving through the Wendy's drive-thru, and I'm like, here's
Nostalgia for Smoking and Car Talks
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the thing.
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yeah I tell it tell the Mexicans on the job site, yeah, you guys enjoy your fake Mexican. going to go get authentic Mexican at Taco Bell. yeah Oh, no. They were so jealous. I came back with that authentic thing. I was like, you miss home, don't you?
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They're like, yeah. I'm like, yeah, but you wish you some this, don't you? So that big shit. And you got kicked in your ass kicked by 14 Mexicans. And then they finished working. No, they love Mr. Glick.
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Stop calling me fucking Mr. Glick. It's Glick. Mr. Glick. Mr. Glick. Mr. Glick. What? That's my friend.
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Hold on, Mr. Glick. Shut up, dick. Who's day?
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I swear to God. i hold mr shut up the but
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day i swear to god You're one Mr. Glick away. Speaking of annoying people, I need i think I need to stop going start going to a different store. I walk in, they already pull off my cigarettes. so You want these? Yeah.
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There's i' still 14 people ahead of me in line. does this. They want you out of there as fast as possible. Yeah, because they know I'm going to buy it. smelly and me this smelly American's coming in. Let's get him out of here. Hurry up. let's go I literally go in there just buy cigarettes.
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yeah That's called good customer service, Jeff, you dumb shit. Is smoking cigarettes like a big thing and in Mexico? No. it's like I would say one out of five people smoke.
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was going to say, you know, here at Blaze, I don't know what it's like for you in and Kentucky, but like I noticed when I was even down in South Carolina, and I was smoking at the time, but it was like it was rare. And especially now, if I see somebody smoking, it's like, oh, shit. That's rare. it's It's not rare. It's not rare here in Kentucky, especially where I'm at. You see it all the time.
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and i was in a war but know When I was in Oregon, I smoked for about half the time, and I was the rare motherfucker. Yeah, that's how I was when i put when I first came home. I mean, a lot of people were going to the gas station buying cigarettes, but like where before you'd like go to the bar and you'd see people outside on the patio smoking it up and stuff like that. It would be like me and two other people.
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Yeah. i yeah where before they be like I would say 20 motherfuckers out there. You'd have a whole ass party outside at the bar on the back patio. Cause that's where you were allowed to smoke at. You'd have a whole ass another party out there.
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And some bars actually had outdoor bars. So you can just stay outside the whole time. i think that would be the only time i would see another cigarette smoker in Oregon is if I was at a bar and I went out to the smoke pad or the smoke area and it just happened to be a couple more.
00:29:37
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Other than that, additional however However, it was it was not it was not it was it was more rare to run into a cigarette smoker than of course it is to run into a pot smoker.
00:29:49
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yeah I was going to say that. those Those seem like they happen a lot. Goddamn hippies smoking their weed. Smoking them fleets all the time. People fucking get mad about it. Devil's lettuce.
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easy I like devil's lettuce. Makes a good sandwich. hard you they say It's a gateway drug to harder things. Devil's my bitch and she makes a great sandwich.
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I'd like to have a sandwich made by the devil. Right? I'd like to be a good sandwich. She's my bitch. She's your bitch, huh? You're one of those guys. You're one of those people that God is a lady and the devil is a lady as well.
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i said Maybe the devil is. I don't know about God. Suze, knock it off. I'll cut your tongue out and beat it to you. What the fuck was that?
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That dog snores like it's choking on a bone, dude. That was Suze talking shit to me. This dog, she talks so much shit. Dude, if you can see, this she's got like she's got a retard ear, for one, that's like, well but she's also just... shet go quick in a littleo yeah She's just Yeah.
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yeah Stop it. She's like, I wish a motherfucker would.
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about Fuck you up. That's right. I walked in that store today and and the new girl, because you know they they they rotate sometimes, and and like the new girl saw me and she there's four people ahead of me and she goes, I'm like, yeah.
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I thought we were past this. Did you skip everybody in line? I'm not that. No, I'm not that. Fuck, I would have. I would have been like, all right, cool.
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I would have too. The one guy in front of me was doing a deposit. I would have been like, it's their store. She told me to. i mean, fuck it. They got two registers.
00:31:53
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It doesn't take one or two minutes. If the register is my favorite for me. If the register lady wants to play favorites with me, I'm good with that. I don't mind it. when i when i was when i was had When I was in my old apartment, my speed and with the speedway that I went to, the one that was like a stone's throw away that I still drove to every day because I could. And you call me lazy.
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Dude, I showed these guys one night when we were on HAPS. I got on my phone, and I put my phone out the window. You could see the speedway. It was like a block away from me. And I still drove up there every day. But i went I went there for everything. I went there for gas. I went there for beer. I went there for cigarettes. I went there for pop. I went there for munchies. So I knew everybody in there, and I would walk in.
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They would literally have one register open. I would walk in, and whoever they'd have, like, two people working. they Are you getting ah cigarettes, Click? Yeah, yeah, probably. By the time I got my beer or whatever I was getting,
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They had opened a register just so and I didn't care if it was 20 people in that line. You better believe my ass walked right up to that register and got my shit and walked out. I don't be i honestly, I don't care because like the the way the line sits, it goes into the ah candy aisle. So I'm sitting there going, yeah, I'll take a Snickers too. and i'll say I got that. I got that. I got that B.I.G. treatment, that very important glick.
Nostalgic Memories and Traditions
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a
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Very important. The guy in front of me, he looked at me like, why is this motherfucker getting a treatment? Yeah. united goes Because he's white.
00:33:39
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Nice. and i was like, dude, he was like our size. Yeah, because he's a gringo. ah did I did, however, Saturday night tell Bill, you know, we would talk about some things and hash some things out. But i said, you know, you guys are always more than welcome to come up here on Saturday night. oh they Are they coming up tonight?
00:34:01
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um so No, I don't know. I don't think they'll ever come up. i They're scared.
00:34:08
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I'll say it. I don't care. I just haven't gotten to it yet. Oh,
00:34:17
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see i can read his thoughts You start the fit sentence, I'll finish it. go i was i was I was trying to work in Vagene.
00:34:32
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You're forming your sentence. yeah but get their free just like I just like that word. i think i wanted I think I want to switch from the penis report to the Vagene report. Just because I like to say Vagene. It drives you crazy.
00:34:50
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It's it's French. I speak French. Oh, yeah. You don't know what a machine is. i asking Your weekly genital review.
00:35:01
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Yeah, your weekly genital review. turn your head and call no no because then people are going to start sending me pictures and be like review my genitalia that's that's on your other that's on your other page that's on his only fans i did i did start offering a humiliation uh you pay an extra 20 bucks a month and you can send me pictures and i would humiliate your your junk and Both men and women. I'm not discriminating.
00:35:31
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I'm not discriminating. Men or women. there's There's literally... I'll roast a chick on her roast beef burgers. Seriously. like you know there's there's a There's something I saw.
00:35:43
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Somebody was talking about it on like YouTube or TikTok or something. There is a whole section of like those live like on XHamster or... Oh, yeah, yeah. Where they literally just fucking demean you and they're getting they're making money hand over fist.
00:36:01
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Tell me I'm a fucking loser. Okay, I can do that for free. but sure Why do it for free when you can take that sucker's money? saying made me I'm just saying. I'm just saying. I'm a fucking loser, small dick, impotent little bastard.
00:36:20
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i but Dude, I was so tempted like this, I got to see, but I was like, Like, 100%, that'd be a perfect job for me. You know how much I love doing it. Exactly. be Like, as long as I'm in the one giving the jokes, I'm i'm ready. up You can pay me. I'll do that.
00:36:36
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See, look, Wally's even looking up blind for the position. There you go, Jeff. Yeah. please Now pay me $5. Yeah, man.
00:36:49
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God, if I made money for every airman that I made cry the Air Force... I'd have about an extra $15 in my pocket. yeah Right? A little 58, man. I could probably get you a little something-something at the dispensary, would think. don't how much prices are these days.
00:37:06
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ah no i um I don't know how much prices were those days. He fucking gave me shit about it. He's like, what kind of weed you buying? I want to buy stuff. he so he's like he said something about He said something about a fucking ounce. Yeah, he said something about an ounce for like four bucks or some shit.
00:37:25
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And I'm like, right? That's what I thought. Even I know better than that. Where are you getting ounces for four bucks, my man? Yeah, because I'm going to do a new business. I'm going to start selling that shit because I know who i'm buying it from.
00:37:42
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Four bucks an ounce. I'm going to be like, yo, it's a fire in Ohio. I honestly don't know. please Bottom shelf, bottom shelf, we would be four bucks a fucking gram. It's probably like that.
00:37:53
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Blaze, we're buying weed at $4 an ounce and we're opening a dispensary. Blaze and Glicks get high back. If someone tried to sell me fucking an ounce for $4, I'd tell them I'd go fucking eat a bag of dicks. I'm sorry, I ain't smoking no weed that's like $4 an ounce.
00:38:11
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Let's be honest, that's that's asparagus. that just hey i no it's some It's some frat boy some fat boy trying to sell me is what that white I did that once when I was younger to one of my mom's ex-boyfriends.
00:38:29
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I sold him a bag of oregano and some other weird spices that look like weed. if For like 20 bucks, all he was mad. I was like 11 or 12. What are you going to Tell me?
00:38:42
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Go ahead. Tell my mom. Go ahead. Tell my mom. oh My mom wasn't happy either. Because he was buying it for that. She tried to smoke it.
00:38:56
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And that's why your bitch ass is under the car seat, bro. He's still hoping for that oregano. Yeah. Right here, we call this a little fan, fan, fan. Man, dude. Bro. It's fun and games. It's a big worm. Forget a hold your ass, though. Ain't afraid of no big worms.
00:39:21
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but ah what big worm i mean big i watched all those movies last last month no shit oh man i am kevin wants to watch the menu now and i was like yeah i don't but that i mean do yeah but my son I was telling you that you watched the menu, and he's like, I want to see it now because I was explaining what it was. I said, I don't know if you'll get it.
00:39:53
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How old is he? 13. He might. That's what I said.
00:40:00
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I kind of want to watch ah at least the first Friday. That was the funniest one out of all them. They're supposed to be doing another one. Yeah, I heard that. the second was but the The second one was pretty good. You can use our restroom, David, if you want.
00:40:15
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Or not. speak Just piss on the floor. Don't worry about it. Dog does all the time. As I say, we have two bathrooms. your bo So yesterday, yesterday was a exciting day here in Old Glick household.
00:40:31
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Another appendix burst? yeah No, God, no. No more. We don't need to go get our fucking hospital punch card punched anymore. Austin's appendix burst, almost burst.
00:40:45
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She had surgery Wednesday. Then Friday, we were in the ER all day with Nikki. She hurt her back. She did something to her back. um So she was in the ER Friday. Then she was at the doctor's. Y'all need just not leave the house. but It's not me. It's not me. The one the one guy, I'm argu to a week home and I'm already starting to go stir crazy.
00:41:12
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I get it. However, no, no, thankfully no doctors, no hospitals, no injuries, nothing. Yesterday we're sitting here and we're watching Netflix has a show called monster.
00:41:25
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Every season is a new serial. We're watching Jeffrey Dahmer, by the way, Jesus Christ, that kid from American horror stories is such, he does a great job. Dude, he is. I,
00:41:38
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I didn't like him as Quicksilver, but all his horror stuff or all his psychological thrillers are great. Jeffrey Dahmer was weird. Yeah, well, he was weird.
00:41:48
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I thought he opened the bathroom door just to say that. I'm sorry. I want to interrupt, but but I thought he opened the door just say Jeffrey Dahmer was weird and was waiting for him to close the door again. like now for wife I just got to get this off my chest. I'm taking a shit, Dad. I'm just going to get this off my chest. Would you see these? I'm like, what the fuck?
00:42:10
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He's such a weird dude. p He's a weird dude. Alright, enjoy your shit. and Close the door. The kid walks in the house. Every time he comes over, he just walks in. He's like, what's Dad? I saw the door open and he'd go, Jeffrey Dahmer, it's weird. And I was like, did he open the door?
00:42:33
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But no, so you know we were watching that and Nicky's like,
00:42:38
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She was talking about going to the grocery store. She's like, Sue, knock it off. She's like, you want to go for a ride? I'm like, yeah, I guess. Where are we going? and She's like, want to go look at something. Okay. So off we go on our adventure.
00:42:53
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Well, that's something she wanted to go look at was a car. Okay. So went to one dealership and she was like, no I don't know.
00:43:04
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Because she found a car that she really liked. And then we went to the the dealership where the car was that that she really liked and wind up four hours later. We buy, well, she bought her sheatter a car.
00:43:19
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um so I just added her onto my insurance and all that stuff, which actually benefited me at the end of the day. I thought it was going to be like, it just went up just a tiny bit, not much.
00:43:30
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um But I've been more progressive for like eight years. So i'm like rock star membership. you know like top tier.
00:43:40
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And yet they still have all the power to tell you no one day. Yeah, I <unk>ve since um been Adding a driver and adding a car and bundling. little bundle action. You get a little bundle discount.
00:43:54
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yeah Thank you, Flo. I don't do dirty things to Flo. So weird. As long as it's consensual.
00:44:06
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Well, yeah, obviously. i know more than There's absolutely nothing weird about it. She's weirdly attractive to me. ah She got herself ah something that I am very familiar with.
00:44:18
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they'll have A little cruise. She got a cruise. At least she got the right brand. She got a Cruze LTZ RS Leather interior Heated seats I never had a car with Heated seats or a remote start She got a little sunroof on it It's a nice car It's 2015 It's a little bit older It's got low mileage on it And and it is bright Bright fucking red I'm out I don't buy red cars
00:44:51
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But it is it is a sharp car. I like it. I'm happy for her. She was all excited and whatnot. And come to find out that the guy at the dealership, we basically grew up together and we may or may not know each other. He's a little bit older than me, but he's got brothers that are my age, or around our age, um because he is a born and raised lifer Johnstonian from Johnstown.
00:45:15
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His family's from Johnstown. and Johnstown or Johnstown? Jonestown. Okay, Jonestown. Don't drink the Kool-Aid. They got good Kool-Aid in Jonestown, I hear.
00:45:29
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It's killer. It's killer Kool-Aid, man. Hey, Jeff. Don't drink the Kool-Aid. He already does, though. It's killing it.
00:45:43
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If there was any more more success assess susceptible to a cult, it would be Jeff. Yeah, words are hard. communist east restrictction Yeah, says the No, call because I don't like people.
00:46:00
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Oh, dude, you would 100% join a cult. I would say start one. You'd be the more successful one to a cult. It depends. Is the leader hot?
00:46:11
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I don't know what her name is. See, right there. Right there. You've already given yourself one excuse, Stu. Hey, I'm just saying. It says free candy. I'm in. See, wouldn't even ask that. I'd like, no. You're only proving me correct. Thank you. I'm just saying, she's hot.
00:46:25
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i would even ask that i'd be like you know label man you're only you're only proving me correct thank you eight um'm just saying if she's hot
00:46:37
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I'll try anything. So I got, I just got yelled at her. I'm going to talk about Nikki's new car. I have to tell you guys the car's name because that was the thing when we got home, Nikki's like, um she needs a name. And I'm like, why does she need a name? And then Alexa was like, what's your car's name? And I was like, silver surfer turb two.
00:46:55
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And she was like, that's lame. Why is it silver surfer two? And I was like, because that's kind of a jokingly I called my cruise and And now this is the second one. And she's like, Silver Surfer's fucking lame. I said, Silver Surfer's a goddamn eater of worlds. but but team goes down but She was like, that's basically what she said. She was like, I'm down.
00:47:14
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But no. So I didn't know what the car's name was. But apparently it is Penny. And it is short for Pennywise. And she bought a whole bunch of accessories. She's got serial killer, horror killers.
00:47:28
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floor mats and floor seats and then she's got somebody got a credit card from fucking pet boys i get it no she went on timu man she got a whole bunch of shit off timu for like 20 bucks she's got a sticker of like freddy and jason and mike myers and mike myers is on a stripper don't you let her put that sticker on the fucking paint you put it on the window and it says and it says there's some horrors going on in here
00:47:54
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There's some horrors in this car. Hey, would you like Road Raid Rhonda to be an accessory for you? We can split her up. Maybe. She calls my mom Road Raid Rhonda.
00:48:06
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i go Mom, you're getting new Tupperware. going to split you now. It's been a good year, Ma. We're going get you some new Tupperware and a new car to ride in.
00:48:21
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ah But i'm I'm super excited and I'm happy for her. She got her new car and she's in love with it and she's so so happy. and Now that just makes me want to trade mine in even more and get my truck.
00:48:34
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but Right? I feel you. You got that new car itch. Oh, dude, it i've I've had it for a hot minute. I'm not even lie to you. I'm like that every time I go on Facebook. Yeah, losing my job was a little bit of a...
00:48:49
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Kick in the nuts? was it but Well, I mean, obviously. But ah was it really a kick in the nuts? Because once the weather broke, I was going to go, ah how do you get fired on your day off, Craig?
00:49:00
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Yeah, exactly. I was going to go trade in my Equinox and see about either getting a ah Colorado or a SUV. Okay. Okay.
00:49:13
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okay And as much as I want to Colorado, man, I'll probably be 100% honest with you. I'd probably wind up with another SUV. Yeah. i will You know, so i was looking at Colorado's and the Silverado ZR2. And the Silverado ZR2 is just as sexy.
00:49:31
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Yeah, but I was driving past a Chevy dealership i the other day. i was going to a job interview.
00:49:41
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And there was a Denali sitting out there. And I was like, that is really nice. So I started looking at some older ones. So I started looking at some older ones. Yeah, but I started looking at some older ones.
00:49:52
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um You know, look blue we like 18, 19, 17. Somewhere between 17 and 20 Denalis. There's some fucking sharp ones out there, man.
00:50:03
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They are. It's just a V6. It's not the big V8. Oh, okay. Well, yeah. however However, there's a dealership down the road that has a purple Camaro that I really got my eyes on.
00:50:15
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ah from Yeah. like a night It's a 95 or a 96 Camaro. Okay. Oh, it's the Catfish Camaro. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, the one that kind of looks like the old Firebirds and stuff. What?
00:50:29
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Yeah. I'm not mad at that. What's that? but That one? i hear The only problem when it comes to those older Camaros and those older Trans Ams is they like to be expensive when you go to fix them.
00:50:44
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Yeah. Well, i i am I was looking at it and it was more of a it was more of toy. not a Yeah, just a toy. it's just It's pretty.
00:50:55
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yeah I'm not mad at it. I do it all the time. And it's fucking clean. I mean, it it's a jews ah I could use a paint job. um or even touched up.
00:51:06
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But man, the interior is all leather. It's clean as a whistle. I can't do leather interior here. I don't like leather interior either. It's so hot in the summer and so cold in the winter. If it's a 95 Camaro, it's not real leather. It's fucking leather.
00:51:24
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like most cars, unless you go with a Cadillac or something very high-end or a high-end Suburban or something like that, you're not getting a real leather. It's synthetic leather, whatever you want to call it. It's enjoy too hot here to do leather, man.
00:51:43
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What's that? It's too hot here to do leather. Well, that's what said. In the summertime, it's too hot. and In the wintertime, it's fucking cold as balls, bro. Yeah. Man, you sit on that shit, your bun and balls run up into your fucking belly.
00:51:58
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Back in the day, when when when vehicles when when carriages and vehicles first came out, leather, everything had leather. And then cloth was considered a creature comfort.
00:52:12
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Now it's reversed. Did you know that purple is not a color, it's a spectrum? This asshole. What, blue? Yeah.
00:52:21
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what blues blueling La la la la la. yeah Fuck you. I got you last night. bla I have to ask you a question. Are you what's a blue?
00:52:31
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da but d stop a digy ah but da Blue blue like his house in that blue Corvette. I'm blue as in. bla la la la la la la Let's all do mushrooms.
00:52:46
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three Three days from now, Blaze is going to message me on Snapchat and go, you son of a bitch, I just now get it. I probably never will. but Get that song out of my head.
00:52:58
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I'm blue, double-dee-double-da, double-dee-double-da, double-dee-double-da, double-dee-double-da. That doesn't sound familiar at all. Really? It's an Eiffel 65 blue.
00:53:08
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And you want to really fuck yourself up? Dude, we were just talking about it. let's do this song Last week on the on um on our mixtape show, we were talking about one-hit wonders. you want You want to ruin that song for yourself forever? probably Once I hear it, I'll probably go. Oh, yeah, once you hear What's the name of the song?
00:53:29
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Blue? Blue by Eiffel 65. Why is my Spotify? my spot
00:53:37
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No, you can ruin that song because Blue Dabidi, if you actually say it like, Blue, I'm in need of a guy, they you'll never unhear it. Why is that ruined?
00:53:50
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Because now every time I hear that song, i'm like, fuck. Are you in need of a guy? You're reminded that you're in need of a guy? always Always, buddy. Always. Sorry.
00:54:01
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I'm a man. What you don't know is I'm sitting on something I believe it. It's upside down, but I'm like i'm sitting on a chair. It's a chair, and it has a special patch that's a sea on the If I flip this switch, what you're talking about now.
00:54:20
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Yeah. a oh i saw i saw i saw a beam the other day where i what like a okay i know you're talking about now yeah on but but Yeah, now he's dancing. um I saw a meme the other day where a guy, a kid found his sister's.
00:54:40
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Yeah, I know Bucky was back here last night. And they each different colored gems. And he's like, I got Thanos' stones. What the hell?
00:54:49
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thank yeah stun yeah you can tell i guess find what the hell
00:55:00
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and Yeah. Like you said, that band is from some movie or television show or something. The Blue Man Group?
00:55:14
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Yeah.
00:55:17
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That's Fast and Furious.
00:55:21
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yes madam Yeah, Roku City. The screensaver for Roku is like... they Oh, yeah. i guess Yeah. We were going through it the other day at my mother-in-law's when her internet was out.
00:55:34
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The kids and I were sitting there going, that's this. that's there's There's the Griswold's car. There's all this stuff. I don't believe that car is... Well, okay, so the one with the Charger one is the car.
00:55:48
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I don't get the lowrider reference. There's a lowrider on it, and I don't get that reference. Viruses are the only or or but yeah organisms without cells. Did you see this?
00:56:03
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Correct. have you seen Viruses aren't considered life. organist well there's some There's some debate over it. Viruses are the only organisms without cells.
00:56:15
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Oh, okay. didn't know that. Viruses the only organisms without what? They're not made of the cells. Ah.
00:56:26
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What's up with every day? Apparently. New segment on Saturday nights when he's here. Cash's random facts. Just saying.
00:56:37
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You and your sister are way too close. Right? Or you're incredibly fucking stupid. or Or you're really young and your sister's a little bit older.
00:56:51
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and And I'd like to meet her. but but I'd like to meet your sister. I'm just saying, how you doing? As Al Pacino would say, your sister's a hooah! A hooah! Hooah! Hooah! She's a hooah!
00:57:04
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Come on, boys. That was gold. I wasn't. he I was reading. I was. He doesn't pay attention to what he says. I'm on Britannica.com right now reading shit about my recent school. He's a fucking nerd. He's a fucking nerd.
00:57:18
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Jesus. Jadai. What is up, Jadai? What's up, buddy? I was going to come up and say hi to you guys last night, but Jesus, your panel was full. So I stayed in the chat. was. Straight up full last night. Holy shit.
00:57:32
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There's a party of on your fucking place, man. I stayed in the chat. It was fucking JR, MK, and I were having our own full-blown conversation in the chat at one point. Yeah,
00:57:54
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yeah I was going to come up and say, hola, mi amigos. Instead, I talked to Blaze. yeah which is equally Which is equally as entertaining. It can be talking to me.
00:58:08
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Blaze and I, we have a lot of deep discussions about life and philosophy. Mainly our philosophy conversations are like, Blaze, you know I'm really stupid, right? yeah but Explain this to me. Listen, this is cool and this is why.
00:58:27
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and I do i listen because I do find it intriguing. You learned something. yeah i just i mean I'm stupid. You can call yourself stupid all you want. I don't believe you. I believe Jeff, though.
00:58:46
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I was telling, speaking speaking of Jeff being and dumb as a box of rocks and our stupid adventures, I was telling Nikki about the power washer incident. And I thought I had told her about that before.
00:58:59
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And she was like, oh my gosh, are serious? And I was like, yeah. What for?
00:59:16
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We were talking. we I don't know. We got on the subject when we were... because Again, I had no idea where we were going Saturday, so we got up early Saturday morning and and we were just talking about random shit. We were talking about like high school stuff. Back in the day, like right memories from high school.
00:59:35
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I thought he had a picture of it on his Facebook. Pretty much. Yeah. pretty pretty much
00:59:46
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and Yeah, that's about that's a fair statement, you're Lazy. That's a fair statement. We have some great conversations.
00:59:55
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I was telling Jeff when we started the show about you the other day, hit me with that political thing, and I was like, was this meant for me, or was this supposed to go to the group chat? And you're like, oh, no, it's for you. And I was like, ah okay. He's like, I know you're not really all into politics, but... Oh, oh i know I know you're not. Yeah.
01:00:14
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The scar you speak of. the had to zoom in. What is that? o what That is the scar. That's Vinny. That's the scar that Glick put on his forehead.
01:00:29
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Shot him in the head with a power washer. mean just so high I didn't want to show his face and you know or his wife's face. It's his own fault. He was told to tighten his power his heart hat up.
01:00:41
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Ha ha ha ha ha.
01:00:46
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ah we were shooting each other's hard hats with a power washer that could cut a 4x4 in half. Yeah. We didn't believe it at first, and we cut that 4x4 in half, and then Glick decided to start shooting people's hard hats off.
01:01:00
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It is. It got ended really quick. You had the pressure washer. Sure, it was all Glick's idea. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even... i'm pretty sure you weren't even involved in the idea process. I'm pretty sure that was me and Andy. don't think I think that was i mean an Andy conversation.
01:01:17
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That was 100% you and Andy because I was pouring concrete. I'm pretty sure that was definitely Andy conversation. I heard I heard it from across the children's garden. What the hell are you two doing? And it wasn't you for a change. think was one of the things we were separated.
01:01:39
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i'm pretty sure it was a me and Andy ah idea. And then we shot each other's hard hats. And then we shot
01:01:49
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Sarge's. And what was the other cat's name from from from Clearport that was in our class? Nathan. And then Vinny, it was Vinny's turn. David wouldn't do it. He was being a puss, as always.
01:02:02
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And, man, we were so mean to that kid. but I liked it. was I liked it. I actually helped him pour the concrete on his dad's place. Yeah, nice. ah We drank beer the entire day. And we told him, and turn your hard hat around and tighten it, because Vinny always wore his hard hat backwards and on the top of his head.
01:02:20
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And he was like, it's all right. And it wasn't. I shot him in the fucking head and put a Nike swish right across his fucking forehead. It'll lit his ass up. Fucking Doc Holliday out I'm your Huckleberry.
01:02:35
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yeah fuck it but a do holiday out there i'm mean huleberry You're probably so drunk. You know, the funny thing is, that's not dumbest thing.
01:02:49
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That's not even the dumbest thing we did. There is still, from my understanding, there is still a two by four in that sidewalk that we forgot to remove. Oh, 100%.
01:03:00
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And nobody will ever find it You want to know why? Because we covered it up. because i Because I smoothed it over with concrete. You want to know why? you and i know exactly where it is. Yeah. Concrete.
01:03:12
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When you're working on concrete, concrete is the boss. We'll just pretend like this isn't even here. don't even know how it happened, but there's a little piece of wood sticking out, and I like,
01:03:25
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We forgot to take that and cover it up. Cover it up, dude. got this. got this. Walk away. I remember getting in trouble for drilling hole in what's-his-name's architectural book. Last day of school, I'm holding a drill. He's like, drill a hole.
01:03:45
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ah
01:03:48
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and god ah good the good old The good old days, man. can't remember that dude's name. High school was fun, and it's and it's fun to, like, well, I mean, it was it was fun for some. It's it's fun to reminisce.
01:04:04
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It's sad when people still live in high school. Yeah, they had the Al Bundy syndrome. Yeah, like I know, i i went to school with guys that I would be willing to bet if I left right now where they're like never left they never They never left their hometown. They're still in the hometown.
01:04:20
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They're probably at a local bar right now. And I bet you I could leave and take my phone with me and walk in there. and i could And I won't name them, but I can name at least five cats that are in this bar right now, married to their high school sweethearts that look like pigs now.
01:04:34
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And still wearing their Letterman jackets. Talking about that one time. That one Friday If you'd have put me in a game, we would have gone stink. Yeah. If I hadn't have fucking had a hang now, I would have gone pro. like Shut It's it's fun to go back.
01:04:55
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yeah because this point is body of mind And he actually, same kind of the dude has literally never left our hometown. i don't think it's ever been more than two hours.
01:05:06
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Jeff, I'm making you a talking stick. Listen here, hippie.
01:05:13
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listen here hippy
01:05:25
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Unless Blaze holds up your talking stick. I mean, I i got this, Blaze. We can just just use this. like all right but ah Jeff, you're allowed to talk.
01:05:36
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No talking, Jeff. Go ahead, talk. No talking, Jeff.
01:05:46
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Jeffy talking too much. I'm putting the stick away for the day. Shut up. Can we start a fun again more visually appealing? I know the only thing that's missing are the fucking caddies.
01:05:58
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Why'd you change your name, Jeff? I've seen that at the beginning. it will will and Yeah, I took it off. I took it off. Good. itu I just want to wrap your fucking headset in like electrical tape or duct tape. I just know i don't do too. I need to go get electrical tape. The light has to have an off.
01:06:22
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No. It might not. before conditions Before we started the show, today we were doing I was getting social media and stuff ready. I was finishing uploading Cash's show.
01:06:36
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got to finish Wally's show. Bada bing, bada boom. It's done. And Cash walks in and looks at this computer and he's like, what the hell is on Jeff's head? And I was like, that's e-girl headphones.
01:06:52
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Cash is like, he's an idiot. I'm like, yeah, well, unfortunately, he's our idiot. Unfortunately for us, he's our idiot. i will wonder Although I did compare Cash to Jeff.
01:07:06
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uh today while we were trying to do his show because we're him and i we we wally came up and we were talking and i was looking at him talking to him and he just got up and walked off i'm like bro we're having a conversation here and wally was like okay i was like it's like I was like, it's like working with a smaller, or like a small Jeff. And then I had to correct myself and go, no, Cass is bigger than Jeff at this point.
01:07:34
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It was like working with a younger version of Jeff. He just gets up and walks away in the middle and it goes in his room. And i don't know what he's doing. Hashtag e-girl headphones.
01:07:45
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But how many you like do you see chainsaw kind of on, on OF? I mean, come on. Just a sexy one. don't know. I've seen e-girls do some things with cigarettes before. i don't know. yeah I ain't never seen somebody smoke a cigarette from that orifice, but they did.
01:08:05
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Dude, I went to the street once and I watched a chick shoot ice across the stage. i think that's where this thing guy goes Jeff, are you in a booth in butts? You know he is.
01:08:17
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You know he is. No. I've seen Jeff shoot a ping pong and across the room from his ass. Yeah. Oh, man. I put it through a basketball hoop.
01:08:28
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Oh, hell yeah. think He could shoot a basketball out of his ass into a basketball hoop.
01:08:34
Speaker
That's one wall or not. That is one wall or not. Thanks to Click. Click is like throwing a hot dog down the hallway. Oh, fucking gross.
01:08:47
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oh fucking gro E-girl chain smoker. That's a cool band name. i could see them I could see them in concert. The E-girl chain smokers.
01:09:00
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Sounds like a badass band. I'm just ah just saying now. Just saying, bro. Just saying. yeah Trust me, i ain't wallowing nobody's holes out.
01:09:11
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I ain't having it. Facts.
01:09:18
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I actually had to think about that for a second. I was like, If you're looking to get walled up, maybe I ain't the one. You're in the wrong place. I literally had to think about it. was like, why? Okay, now I remember. hes says yeah yeah you ever you ever heard that You ever heard that song, Tiptoe Through the Tulips?
01:09:34
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That's me. I'm tiptoeing in your tulip. I'm tiptoeing in your tulips. You might not even feel it.
01:09:43
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Just saying. I'll when I'm done.
01:09:47
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When I slap you on the ass and tell you good game, you know it's over. time
01:09:53
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And then you can sleep in the wet spot. i ah yo but i get you tow i'm a gentleman I'll get you a go' move i'll get you a tow
01:10:08
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I'm a gentle man. yeah i didn't say I was a gentle lover. i said I'm a gentle man. Or as JR said, Blix, the wine them and dine them type, huh?
01:10:22
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Last night. it's not It's not gay as long as you don't make eye contact. What if you peek? I said, that's romantical. That's romantical. That's romantical.
01:10:34
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ah Peek away. Flick knows how to treat his lovers. ah good
01:10:43
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Peek away, J.R., peek away.
01:10:48
Speaker
expect like What was that, the Signs? Or Signs movie or whatever when Mel Gibson told It's Joaquin Phoenix.
01:11:00
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but i don't know i never watched the movie terrible I did, however, watch... This is a good movie up until the point you've realized water can kill the aliens. Yeah, but what what what what what was that... What was that... um
01:11:16
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Invasion of the Third Kind or whatever? They were like... The common cold killed them? Oh, yeah. oh that makes That makes more sense than water, though.
01:11:27
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I mean, depending on where you're from, water where Jeff flames could kill him. Amen to that. amen that It's romantical novel, ah Jedi.
01:11:37
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thought i thought i thought sciences was I thought Signs was good up until it started. I don't think I've ever seen Signs. I passed the credits. I watch the scary movie.
01:11:49
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i did i did i did watch i didn't watch the scary movie I think it was part 14 where they yeah made fun of it. i Yeah. Simon Rex. I fucking love that guy. I fucking love Simon Rex. How do you pee this?
01:12:05
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started to watch Sandlot today. I fucking love him. Yeah.
01:12:13
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excuse
01:12:16
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awesome started watching started to watch ah sandlot again today fucking my man Oh, I showed the kids. I started to watch... Well, the kids and I watched Waterboy today because they'd never seen it. should show the kids the... He tortured your kids with that god-awful movie.
01:12:37
Speaker
You shut your fucking slut mouth, please. That was an excellent movie. That's what he believes. Waterboy. You should introduce your kids to a true cinematography great A classic.
01:12:54
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A legend. great I'll give you two choices. Deep Throat is wonderland and or Debbie Does Dallas. I've seen both of those. Debbie Does Dallas is not a terrible movie.
01:13:06
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Deep Throat is not a terrible movie either. I've never seen it. I need to find that. It is. think the... The history of that movie. Thank you, Jedi. That's what it was. War of the Worlds. Excellent. ah history of that thank you jedi that's what it was war of the worlds excellent's the one Thank you. can remember it. Deep Third is an interesting flick.
01:13:26
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It's good movie. Good plot line. Good writing. Good actors. Great actresses. and The actress, shoot she really... She put her neck into it. I'm just saying.
01:13:38
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She gave it her all. She gave it her all. And took it all. Waterboy was awesome, Blaze, you whore. That's what Lazy Jedi said. Well, not necessarily in those words, but... He's paraphrasing.
01:13:51
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Yeah.
01:13:57
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but I'm going to you know what, we're gettingnna ready to take a break. And when we come back, I'm going to be representing the water boy. We're not breaking a logo. Gatorade. You remember that a half time At halftime?
01:14:17
Speaker
No, but the funniest part is like, i you know, I forgot it was there. He's like, I'm the water boy. And all could think of was I'm making a logo. Where do you think I got it from? I know. it's like Is that where you guys got it? I even got the ears on the headphones now. at that shit.
01:14:38
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They don't line up. Oh, yeah. um i know It was a rush job, man. know. The rush jobs are hard to get them to look right. I get it. um yeah know waterton No, no, was good. Waterboy was good.
01:14:53
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Waterworld sucks. Waterworld sucks. Waterworld is piece of shit. I thought i thought yeah thought you said Waterworld. I thought you said you made your kids watch Waterworld.
01:15:07
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I was like, oh, no, Waterboy's good. No, Waterboy's good. Blazes over here slandering the great name of Bobby Boucher thinking of fucking Kevin Costner. I was preoccupied with trying to make a make let's make fun of Jeff meme. and yeah You know, you know for as as as great of an actor and and yeah
01:15:31
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As Kevin Costner is, he's made some shit fucking movies. Because he's not a good actor. ho no He's a good actor. He just takes these shit roles.
01:15:42
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Or maybe because he's a shit actor. Who was the better Wyatt Earp? Costner or Russell? Russell. Russell can do no wrong.
01:15:54
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Russell was in Tombstone, right? Yes. Yeah, you know what? I got to side with you guys. Wyatt Earp was a great movie. It was closer to reality where Tombstone was a little bit more fictional.
01:16:09
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But yeah, I got to side with you guys in this one. Russell, I was thinking Costner was in Tombstone, but Russell was a much better Wyatt Earp. Kurt Russell was much better actor.
01:16:22
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Even in his shittiest acting movies, like Snake Plinskin, he's better than Kevin Goss. Oh, dude, don't don't shit on Snake Plinskin. I'm not shitting on Snake Plinskin. I still haven't seen it. You haven't seen it from a New York or L.A.? That question kind of failed. I dropped the ball on that question, all right?
01:16:40
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It really didn't. i Yeah. You know what? I'm with you guys. Kevin Costner sucks as an actor. Fuck you, Kevin Costner. He was good in Yellowstone. I'll give him that. I'm breaking up with Kevin Costner. He's off my list. Now it's just not me. I have heard that mo that that show, that series is really good.
01:16:58
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So I won't, I had never seen it. But this is why I won't watch this show. Because I worked at a liquor store and people were coming in only to buy the Yellowstone bourbon because of that fucking show.
01:17:10
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I was like, either the bourbon fucking sucks or the show really sucks. Or both. you just or most Actually, the show's not terrible, but people that also really buy the merch... Also, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. i also i'm sorry i have hard to I have a hard time buying Matthew McConaughey's little butt buddy from Dazed and Confused. He's a tough guy.
01:17:34
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Oh, dude, no no. You watch the show. You'll see it. I've watched it. i know I know. He's a badass. I get it. Oh, Matthew McConaughey's in it? No, no, the guy who plays Rip was Matthew McConaughey's friend in Days to Confuse.
Kevin Costner Debate and Celebrity Jokes
01:17:50
Speaker
No, it's Ben Affleck's friend. were on for they looking up Kevin, you are the weakest link. Oh, I know you're talking about it.
01:17:58
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I'm breaking up with Kevin Costner. I'm breaking up with Kevin Costner and now to join my man-loved menage for is Joe Maganelli.
01:18:12
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Cole Hauser. Cole Hauser. Menage quad. we So there's a new reality show out. They basically combined Survivor and it's it called Extracted?
01:18:29
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No. Oh, because I keep seeing this advertisement on TV. Hey, what's that show you're watching? Survivor make a deal?
01:18:41
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Ah, that's what it is. Deal or no deal island. So basically they took Survivor and combined it with deal or no deal. So they're running out of ideas. I think he watches it, but Joe Maganella, which is... You seem to stay to Hollywood right now. Of course you're running out of ideas. But Joe Maganella, which is the from Al Seed from True Blood, and he was in Magic Mike, and he's been in a ton of fucking movies.
01:19:06
Speaker
oh Fine-ass piece of man meat is what he is. is. he's a good Kevin Costner, you're out. Joe, you're in. Nicky asked if we could make an Al Seed sandwich out of him, and I was like, yeah, we can.
01:19:19
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I think I caught everybody off. should do a whole nonsense and chill episode on just fucking bashing Kevin Costner. i'm in I don't know if I could bash Kevin Costner for a whole two hours. I'm going to give him like this next five minutes. Two hours, two hours. well like i mean Because he has done some good movies. a good movie, but it was type of movie that like to watch, though.
01:19:43
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mr brooks was a good movie but it was it was the type of movie that i like to watch Yeah. Let's see. What has Kevin Costner done? He's done a lot. So I did Horizon. Oh, The Bodyguard. He was good The Bodyguard.
01:19:57
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Robin Hood. Dude, I just watched that last weekend. I've never seen that movie, and I never will. other james ye very You shut your fucking mouth, Lazy.
01:20:09
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You come up here and say that to my face. like you You need to watch Trap Days. i dude i Oh, he was in Untouchables. Oh, he was Elliot Ness in Untouchables. JOK, Perfect World.
01:20:24
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Rumor Has It was okay. The Postman was a piece of shit. Oh, man. Dude, he was also in The Highwaymen, which was awesome, with Woody Harrelson. and he was And he was Jonathan Kent in Superman.
01:20:38
Speaker
That's right. You know what? I'm back on the Kevin Costner bandwagon. Fuck you guys. Yeah, he's got a couple of bad movies, but all. Like, Dance of the World is a Open Range is a good one. Waterworld was crap. Bull Durham is good.
01:20:56
Speaker
Wyatt Earp is a good movie. Like I said, I like it. Farland USA was good. Tin Cup was shit. I love Tin Cup. Fuck you. Mainly for Cheech American. system You know somebody that i that I've forgotten how much I enjoyed them as an actor until just recently?
01:21:14
Speaker
Christian Slater. Danny Masterson. I love Christian Slater. You started watching the new show. Yeah, we're done with Dexter. We're done with Dexter. We finished Snowfall. do you know have you have you seen have have Have you seen the have you seen the the show? um It had Christian Slater and he played the father in it too. Robot or... Kevin, come back.
01:21:39
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Christian Slater. Oh, it was it was a psychological TV series. The guy who played in Bohemian Rhapsody as Freddy Michael.
01:21:50
Speaker
yeah what was you Mr. Robot. Mr. Robot. um Awesome. awesome That's a good fucking show. Really good show. How good is Christian Slater in that fucking New Blood or original synth?
01:22:04
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kevin andba new blood original sin Oh, wait, I'm sorry. I wasn't listening. I was serenading Kevin Costner. I think Glick wants to come on Kevin's back.
01:22:17
Speaker
I was serenading Kevin Costner. He wants to pull out and come all over his back. Hashtag Kevin comeback. got well yeah I'm sorry. Jeff was saying something.
01:22:29
Speaker
So rudely ignored the talking stick. Inside out chocolate Twinkie? inside out chocolate twinkle Right in his chocolate tunnel full of cream.
01:22:45
Speaker
Come here, Kevin Costner, you sexy son of a bitch. Maybe I have daddy issues. Maybe that's why I'm in love with Kevin Costner because he is a much older man than I am. He is. Holy shit, do I have daddy issues? Is that why I have a thing with older men?
01:22:58
Speaker
Or do you just have a thing for gills?
01:23:03
Speaker
Grandpa's I'd like to. What's
01:23:08
Speaker
Because, I mean, Sam Elliott could get it, too.
01:23:12
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That mustache alone could get it. He played in Tombstone as well. yeah Yeah, he was. He was one of the brothers. Yeah, he was. Bill Paxton was the brother that died in Tombstone.
01:23:24
Speaker
Hashtag chocolate tunnel. Bill Taxon's mustache. Ladies, get your ass up here, man. He's gone as shit compared everybody else.
Promotions and Music Interludes
01:23:34
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Like, no Paxson could have shaved his mustache. Nobody would have noticed. The greatest fucking character in that entire goddamn movie was Val Kilburg. Yes. The fucking cowboy a cowboy said, you're so drunk, you're probably seeing two.
01:23:47
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That's why I got two good. I'm like, you fucking arrogant son of a bitch. One for each of you.
01:23:58
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Anyways, we we we should probably yeah take a real quick break. We'll come back and we'll talk more about my daddy issues and why I like older men. And then maybe Lazy will join us. and And the door the door is open.
01:24:12
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Everybody's welcome to come up here. and I do got new-ish music tonight. but Well, I got new music and then I have new issues tonight. First and foremost, our boy James Luker did a cover of Johnny Cash's The Spaghetti Monster in the Sky is going to cut you down.
01:24:30
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yeah please we what'
01:24:36
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So we'll be back here just a couple of minutes and we'll kick that door open and everybody's welcome to come in and hang out. Here's little James Luker. Make sure you guys go show him some love. All social media at James Luker. Go show him some love. That's my boy. That's my little brother.
01:24:52
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I think you all know that I've always felt the nine most terrifying words in the English language are, I'm from the government and I'm here to help.
01:25:47
Speaker
Well, my goodness gracious, let me tell you the news. My head's been wet with the midnight dew.
01:25:59
Speaker
He spoke to me in a voice so sweet. thought I heard the shuffle of the angel's feet. He called my name and my heart stood still. Well, he said, child, go do my will.
01:26:10
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Go and tell that lie.
01:26:53
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What's down in the dark will be brought to the line. Well, you can run on for long time. Run on for a long time. Run on for a long time.
01:27:05
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Sooner or later, God will cut you down. Sooner or later, God will cut you down. Go and tell that long-tongued liar.
01:27:15
Speaker
Go and tell that midnight rider. Tell the rebel
01:27:40
Speaker
Wow, that was quick. It was a good song, but it was very quick. The song's over. Yeah, it's it's a short song. I didn't realize it was that Yeah.
01:27:53
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Johnny Cash's first is short, too. I heard your plays from the beginning of that. nine I saw, yeah. we over here yeah i'm I'm from the government, I'm here to
01:28:08
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Ah, let me finish. point like It only costs you $19.95 every 20 minutes. Yeah. Got my wiener in my hand.
01:28:19
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Ah, Glick's doing something illegal. Got a Skeeter on my Peter, should I whack it off? Got a Skeeter on my Peter, should I whack it off?
01:28:30
Speaker
Anyways. It's the answer. but Yeah. Whack it off. Whack your Peter off, Glick. Do it. Just whack off, Link. Anywho, welcome back to Nonsensical Nonsense, everybody, right here on the Nonsensical Network. If you're not already, you give us a follow.
01:28:48
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01:29:00
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Celebrity Discussions and Anecdotes
01:30:05
Speaker
Or as one of my favorite wrestlers says, not that it has anything to do with money, but he says zero. Oh, shit, I forgot. I was going to rock a little Bobby Boucher.
01:30:20
Speaker
Since Blaze hates the movie so much. Shut up. I wasn't paying attention. ah wasn't paying attention But what's her name? Is not paying attention?
01:30:33
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just Shocker. I pay attention. I pay attention when it counts. waterbo flat Last night, Blaze and I were talking. me He was like just like, as soon as the conversation started, he's like, I just want to forewarn you.
01:30:52
Speaker
I am. High as hell tonight I was like What? Not Blaze I don't believe it I don't believe it I don't either Never But as I said If you're watching don't forget it is Saturday Night see we got the mud bowl Yeah yeah the bourbon Bourbon bowl patch on it Official water but But if you are watching and you are hanging out and you would like to join us up here on the panel, you are welcome to do so. All you have to do is once DJ Shitty Bridges Jeff drops that link, just click the link and you guys can come up here. Well, wasn't done when I started saying it.
01:31:38
Speaker
Well, it takes a second. So fuck you and the horse you rode in on. And by horse you rode in on, I mean the horse that rode you in.
01:31:50
Speaker
Because you're one of those weird guys that like to have sex with farm animals. that's body Only on the weekend. up You're in luck. It's Saturday. I know. Speaking of what, did you finish watching ah that movie yet, Jeff?
01:32:07
Speaker
The Death of Dick Long? Not yet. I can't watch it with the kids here. What the? Exactly what I No. i really I really need to start monitoring Friday night shows.
01:32:21
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no No, no, no. That's not a movie we play. It's a movie I watched a couple weeks ago. It's actually really good. and It's got a funky... It's got a fucked up ending.
01:32:33
Speaker
The whole story is fucked up. but it's like It's funny and it's thought provoking. and It's like, oh my god, what is going on? It's one of those I was talking about The Gorge to Blaze, and he said, I'll watch The Gorge if you watch The Death of Dick. Why were you telling Blaze about your wife? I don't I'm telling about my wife, Anya Taylor Joy, because...
01:32:58
Speaker
This girl gorgeous. Dude, that bitch is like, dude, I told you, she looks like an alien. I remember the other joke I wrote for her. Alright, so i had I had two jokes I wrote, and one I forgot. One of them was her fucking eyes look like they're constantly morphing apart, that she's turning into some fucking arachnid queen, and she's gonna fucking eat all her faces off. Or she looks like the sex child of a mannequin of fucking goddamn Splinter, the goddamn rat. I'm still in
01:33:30
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ah That is, like I said, Jeff was telling me about the gorge, and I'm like, I'm not going to watch it, bro. He's like, you got to watch it. He's like, I'm not going to watch it. He's like, really good. It's good, but I had some heartburns with it.
01:33:42
Speaker
It wasn't horrible. wasn't marvel wasn't horrible. I'm like, I'm like i'm not going to watch it. And he was like, oh, my God, my girls are i like, that bitch is in Ohio six at best.
01:33:53
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She looks like when you When you go back and watch all the Unsolved Mysteries and you look at the magazines with aliens, she is that she is where they got the the the image of the grays, the aliens, the grays with the eyes and everything like that. Oh,
01:34:11
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Yeah, her motherfucking alien. That's her. um mean Well, she is from Florida. i She is from Florida, so I mean, there's a lot of weird fucking Florida stories. Sorry.
01:34:24
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Anna Taylor Joy. what I don't even know what her name is. but she's Anya Taylor Joy. And I don't know what she's been in. So I don't know if I've ever even seen her act.
01:34:36
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You saw her in the split. Follow for follow. first most She was in Split, Glass, and what's so what's ah ah the one where Bruce Willis is a weird superhero. She was so great that I done forgot about her.
01:34:50
Speaker
She was the kid that I don't want to follow. Code Gaming. was that Anya Taylor-Joy? Yeah. in fact The fact that you've been following her since she was that age is kind of creepy, Jeff.
01:35:04
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No, in all honesty, I watched those movies and I was looking through her bio last night and I was like, oh shit, that was her. Because she's got black hair in that, so you don't like automatically recognize her. Yeah.
01:35:16
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Again, if I had no idea, not memorable, not impressed. Code Gaming. Check out your page. You got some content there. We'll follow you back, bro.
01:35:27
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Got you.
01:35:30
Speaker
Damn it, MK. Say that in advance. MK, because I know you will give me a reason at some point. You leave MK alone, Jedi. Who's MK?
01:35:41
Speaker
Don't you worry about who MK is. Oh, there it is. ah If you know, you know. If you know, you know. MK, man. Dude's pretty ultra. swear, man. i just I don't read the chat. Let's be honest.
01:35:56
Speaker
don't know know how to You don't do much around here, do you, Jeff? No, I don't. I don't know he knows how to read. I don't. I know that. Dreadpool over here. Minimal effort. Dreadpool, minimum effort. That's right.
01:36:15
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That's my new. That's that's that's your new i'm okay with a new thing, man. I won't do the bare minimum, but act like I do so much more.
01:36:27
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I am drinking. I never claimed to do a lot, let's be honest. That sounds like a lot of work. i says la That's what she says. I didn't think reading the format and going by it would be too much work.
01:36:42
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That's what you get from thinking. I guess so. Jeff's like... so jeff's like No man tells me what to do. I live by my own rules.
01:36:55
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Jeff's sitting there like, why is Blaze sending me the formatted tonight's show so I know how to keep up and know what's going on? Why would he do something so weird? Jeff's like, I'm a lone wolf.
01:37:08
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That was the flow. i'm a renegade. It got pissed off because I told the bio link early. I gave the bio link early and he's like, I was going to do that later. I'm like, i know we do it. I don't remember being pissed off. I remember like being, laurly I remember, i remember being ignored.
01:37:29
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i said, I got one job to do. It's give out the bio link. I'm just saying. Ladies and gentlemen, this is the portion of Saturday night where we have a relationship therapy and i will be the counselor.
01:37:43
Speaker
We're going to try to set this relationship between Jeff and Blaze because you're not listening to his words, Jeff. He said he feels ignored. Wait till the sixth hour when he gets drunk and starts telling me to shut the fuck up.
01:37:58
Speaker
Oh, that's coming. That's coming. but Where's Harley dad? So Blaze can have an argument with him and we can just sit back and watch.
01:38:09
Speaker
And then he calls me the next day. What did I say last night? don't know. You told me to shut the fuck up.
Humor in Relationships and Language
01:38:15
Speaker
let's not Let's not bring Harley dad into this. We don't want to obfuscate. We have 10 minutes left and I'm like, we've got to end the show.
01:38:23
Speaker
Shut the fuck up, Jeff. Jeff has two superhero alter egos. Dreadpool Captain Obfuscator.
01:38:34
Speaker
Enough talking about me. Let's put it on somebody else. sitting Where's Harley Day at? We're talking about you and Liz right now, Jeff. We're talking about you and Liz right now. We're trying to save this marriage.
01:38:46
Speaker
Oh, man. No. No. Marriage is an institution. As a relationship therapist, I'm not supposed to say these things. As the person that's been engaged more than anybody on the panel.
01:39:01
Speaker
Noah Guy... that can make your problems disappear for $1,000. Jeff, you don't know how many times I've been engaged in my life. It's only been twice. It's only been twice.
01:39:15
Speaker
I've been engaged three times, and I got married one of those times. No. tag cut the oh she loves america for my yeah I was already good through my divorce when we started the show. I've only been engaged twice since we started the show. and you know but Much like my previous relationship before that. I cannot control the fact that some women just don't know how to keep their slutty ass legs closed and not Except any and all dicks.
01:39:45
Speaker
Yeah, ladies. If you're going to be from a Swiss, don't say to me. Or somebody's birthday. I've been engaged twice. One time? Three times, technically.
01:39:59
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No. Well, three times. You've got to gauge to Courtney. Courtney. Yeah, I was also married for like 11 or 12 years when we were together for almost 18 years. You still got engaged, motherfucker. I'm just saying.
01:40:10
Speaker
Okay, three times. Okay. Three times ain't a lot, really. I mean, I think he's tied with my ex-wife. And at this rate, two of the three engagements have been successful.
01:40:25
Speaker
and and and at the and at this rate at this rate two out of the three engagements have been successful Fair enough. so not yeah my five major Not yet. five, Nikki. High five, Nikki.
01:40:42
Speaker
This is when Nikki pops up out of nowhere and rips Jeff's balls off. She can try all she does. She can give me a teacher. Teachers? like teachers. Nice,
01:40:54
Speaker
teachers i think nice okay i mean i mean I mean, you know what? i but I may have been engaged three times, but I've never had a woman i've never had a woman go to the other side of the world to get away from
01:41:14
Speaker
exag but and bri right You should not tell people
01:41:22
Speaker
yeah want sir ah be with another man in another country On the other side of the world, I got you. Or lady or skunk or whatever the weird French people do.
01:41:37
Speaker
and They are French, too. you And they do say vagene. I call it a vachita. Vachita.
01:41:46
Speaker
Now I'm drinking, like Jesus Christ. Estolate, vagin. I speak French. What do you think about that, Jeff?
01:41:58
Speaker
You say three words and they're all three wrong. Oui, oui, motherfucker. No, you got one. You know, I was pissed when I found out oui, oui. How do you know they're wrong? Do you speak like French?
01:42:14
Speaker
Not fluent, but I know those three words. Clearly you don't, and I do. Okay. Baggage. Cigarette. Look, I'm French.
01:42:25
Speaker
Cigarettes.
01:42:28
Speaker
Pinot garage. Look, I'm French. Fucking French over here, What's the matter with you?
01:42:39
Speaker
No, I'm a diet, all right? It's not like you're a Boston guy. It's like I was talking French. Where's my khakis at? Failing at both.
01:42:52
Speaker
Where's my khakis at? Khakis at it and ya in any year? Shut up, Ben Affleck, you douche. but yeah Unfortunately, oui-wee is O-U-E-I.
01:43:04
Speaker
The other thing Jeff knows in French is It's not even fucking French. That's just gay. Stop! Stop! Oh, man. I hate that word.
01:43:14
Speaker
That word makes you want to punch a motherfucker. What's that? The ou-woo word? I can't say I can't even say it. That's a fucking...
01:43:23
Speaker
um i hate that word that that word makes you want punching but i ah ooo word yeah well can't say it no and don that's oh do Oh, it's such a... Sometimes they cross their eyes and as you stick their tongue out. I just want to throat punch them. That's like ah that's like i would like nails on i not a No, Pedo Jeff with his headphones.
01:43:49
Speaker
That let men in jail... and this is like okay want you choose y'all making me yeah ill make me <unk>ist um pet chap with his headphones that let men and ja What?
01:44:08
Speaker
What? Text your dad and tell him to bring his bitch ass up here.
01:44:12
Speaker
Blaze Rage. There it is. Blaze Rage is right. Ew, ew. I'm going to print me some fucking ears. Minty. Minty. Minty's just getting here. I got to show Minty, man. Come on.
01:44:27
Speaker
it's what i seem to do and your just getting you i got to show mente man come on
01:44:36
Speaker
Wyatt's the best. That kid is awesome. That was a banger. like That's what I do. I just banger after banger after banger.
01:44:44
Speaker
That was with your sister. That was with your mom and your sister. Not my highest. Not my best moment, but you know sometimes we take one for the team. Sometimes we do charity work. but Sometimes we're just in Arkansas and we go by the Arkansas.
01:45:02
Speaker
No. Jeff's going to be like, too yeah yeah, well, you know what I did with your sister? Same thing. A hundred other guys did right before you. I don't know. but <unk> I'm just saying, if she wasn't your sister. I've got two sisters that are off limits. I'll punch you right in the throat over it.
01:45:22
Speaker
The other two, well, i got one and a half that are a fair game.
01:45:28
Speaker
If your mom was still alive, I'd give her a kid she'd actually wanted to.
01:45:35
Speaker
Look, even after she's dead, I'm still disappointed in that bitch. She's like, this motherfucker. That's okay. I'm sure the feeling was mutual. She's all old and dusky.
01:45:47
Speaker
My but put the mom in the afterlife, this motherfucker. I'm going to go in your car and get concrete out of your mom. yeah yeah My mom in the afterlife, this motherfucker still somehow managed to disappoint me, bitch.
01:46:01
Speaker
Shut up and enjoy the ride. Congratulations.
Technical Fun with Voice Changers
01:46:07
Speaker
we We disappointed each other your entire life. No, actually, my mom was proud of me.
01:46:13
Speaker
um um My mom loved me. I was a mama's boy. I was. I do love my mom. But I could make jokes like that because i know I know she was alive and she was watching and I was making jokes like that she would be laughing her ass off at me. Or she'd be up here on the panel.
01:46:28
Speaker
You spelled twerk wrong, Wyatt. You spelled twerk wrong. but that I don know. Blaze's balls. Blaze's balls have me tripping. Blaze's background has me tripping balls. I'm just like,
01:46:43
Speaker
Every once a while, glanced out there I'm like, move! Please move! I know! I was doing that last night! We were talking and he's got that on! And I was like, I feel like I'm going through a canyon. Like I'm fucking Tom Cruise, man!
01:47:01
Speaker
Please don't, Bob. You gotta weave! Weave now! Bob! Get out of way, please! Yeah, sure you don't, Wyatt.
01:47:11
Speaker
thatw john wise one it's working as I talking about? tell you. Blaze does a lot of twerking. He's got a nice head. He's got a permanent handprint from Good Games. I'm just saying. Dude, man. He was like,
01:47:30
Speaker
that rooms work but was like hes like He was like, hey, click, I got an idea. Now that we're finished, you're behind the rest stop. And I was like, one second, he's like, let's go to the tattoo shop. Trace my hand. I twerk for tattoos. Hashtag that one there, lazy.
01:47:52
Speaker
i wonder if Nikki would do that on her hands. What, twerk for tattoos? No, no. I'm to go straight stand on the street corner and hold a sign up. It says I twerk for tattoos.
01:48:05
Speaker
but I mean, she does want me to get get to get the rope tattoo on my hand. but i'm like ring oh I thought you said rim. I was like, Jesus Christ. No, no, no. The rope. Hand necklace. There's a minor in the building.
01:48:21
Speaker
hand necklace there's a there's a there's a minor in the building Yeah, I know. No, but you shouldn't. You should actually make your hands fade too fast.
01:48:33
Speaker
They fade way too fast.
01:48:36
Speaker
No, man, that's going to fucking hurt. and I'll do it. I'll do it. I'll turn on do it. I'll do it. I'll do it. The wrist fucking hurts.
01:48:47
Speaker
I'm talking right here, bro. I know. hear i know. I'm mildly afraid when I get my neck done. Your throat here.
01:48:58
Speaker
i always wanted to get that cut here, but it's just... I don't think I could pull it off. You just... What? like You sound like you're... I'm going to pretend to be edgy.
01:49:12
Speaker
Yeah. jeff jeff like Jeff's going to get your hand here across his neck. Jeff's like, I'm a 40-year-old edgelord. oh
01:49:23
Speaker
I'm anti-establishment. Fuck the man. I'm with that. the Save the empire. I know. I've always been that guy. If it's too popular, I'm out. I know. a rich kid from Belleville or ah Toronto. or How am I fucking rich?
01:49:44
Speaker
How am I rich? You are even... I don't know. but people own seven My Oh my oh my god one question but I got more money than you, Glick. Shut up, you little bastard. I'll beat your ass. Never once have I said that. I don't brag about money. Money, money, money, money, money.
01:50:10
Speaker
so I'll beat it ah beat the brakes out of you. We'll be best friends, Glick. No. Still fucking stuck with this guy. It's like fucking syphilis, man.
01:50:23
Speaker
like fucking syphilis man But in a good He's Jeff-less. He's fucking Jeff-less.
01:50:33
Speaker
Isn't that a good way? Every day, I'm like, how do I get rid of this guy? How took it to end with my stuff? It's a mystery.
01:50:44
Speaker
It's a mystery. All the fucking unsolved cases you watch, you can't fucking figure this one out. I'm just saying. You gotta suck at this mystery game. Because knowing my luck, knowing my luck,
01:50:56
Speaker
I fucking come down to Cancun. Yeah, I come down to Cancun. I murder you. I chop you up into 100 pieces. I set you on fire. I throw your your asses out into the middle of the ocean.
01:51:07
Speaker
And then I come home. I'm laying in bed. I'm laying in bed. And then all of a sudden you're like, what's up, buddy? I'm like, damn it. Where the fuck is Bill Murray's phone number at? What is it? 1-800-Ghostbusters?
01:51:22
Speaker
Call Bill Murray at 1 o'clock in the morning. Hey, Bill.
01:51:27
Speaker
He's like, hey, you know Patrick Spacey's fucking that chick again. yeah yeah That guy's an asshole. I'm going to call the Patrick, what what's his name? pat like guy What the hell is that guy's name from The Conjuring? I'll call it her.
01:51:46
Speaker
You watch that movie. This chick's got a weird ass last name. I tried to. I couldn't get into those. There's some like there's like some modern horrors. I just i don't know. I just can't. like I mean, they're quote-unquote based off of true stories, but you know, later in life, the Warrens were just fucking scam artists at the end of the day.
01:52:05
Speaker
Well, that's what they when they were portrayed as, too. Goddammit, Blaze! You and your fucking Paul's... What did I say? You and your fucking Paul's screen. I thought you froze. I was going to be like, Blaze, I think you're froze. Oh, yeah, my battery my battery went dead. my battery.
01:52:24
Speaker
Suck it, Jeff. I hope you get soap in your eye. Damn. i hope you get soap in your pee hole, Jeff. Oh, wow. Tell me how you really feel. Tell me how you feel. Tell me how you really, really feel.
01:52:38
Speaker
Tell me how it feels. but I can't feel anything. Yeah, you're not the first one to say that. The stoner laugh in the background is amazing. It makes the
01:52:51
Speaker
it makes the joke for
01:52:55
Speaker
It it so much better. Tell me what you want, what you really, really want. A guy with a bigger dick. I can't help you there. Sorry. I don't know. i thought though my My camera goes off at the background.
01:53:07
Speaker
It's still there. yeah Yeah. it's gone I can always tell when you have a freeze versus when you have a freeze. I thought you were end up like, what the hell is Blaze doing? That's Frozen.
01:53:23
Speaker
oh ah The other day when we were getting ready starting to start show, his voice changer kept going off and I was like, what the fuck are you doing? I don't know how to make sense. I want a voice changer so bad.
01:53:36
Speaker
I'm sure there's just an app for it. What? Or an extension. Yeah, but I don't know. I don't know. yeah i don't know and don't know how to make any of that fucking shit work. Look.
01:53:47
Speaker
I created a network. I run a network. But Blaze is my behind-the-scenes. Blaze is my go-to technical guy. I hit him up this morning. I didn't even talk to him. I just sent him messages um on on WhatsApp. And then I messaged him on Snapchat. i was like, hey, buddy.
01:54:01
Speaker
I sent you a couple new projects. Yeah, I haven't started him yet. That's going to be a Monday thing. I'm going to start on Monday.
01:54:12
Speaker
He messaged me back. i don't even get a good morning. How how did you sleep? Nothing. No, fucker. i sent you two new projects. Get to fucking work. What's he talking about?
01:54:24
Speaker
His voice. My voice is actually deep, sunshine. Jeff. It's not deep. Deeper than Mike's was. but That's not saying I'm not.
01:54:39
Speaker
Like you're just jealous of my deep voice. Don't be out here with me.
01:54:45
Speaker
wonder what he's up to these days. I hope he's doing all right, man. Can you hear my voice changer? Can you hear my voice changer? No? says it's on. I just got it. It's called Clown Fist Voice Changer.
01:54:58
Speaker
It's an extension. I just wanted to see it was working.
01:55:05
Speaker
Yeah, I don't know. we go yeah like ah I didn't hear anything different. i sign in Chaka's got one. He was playing with a while back.
01:55:17
Speaker
Yeah, the one I got, though, I'm not really a big fan of it. like i mean i like Which one do you have? Is it like an app through your laptop or something that you have? No, you can get an extension.
01:55:33
Speaker
On your yeah your, like I have an AI extension. I have a talk to our text reader. I have... Can I get an extension on my computer? I think it should be. I think my voice should be changed right now. Does my voice sound different right now?
01:55:49
Speaker
No. No? no Okay. I don't know. he doesn't. No. Is that changing? No. why he does
01:55:57
Speaker
no a women's effort is that changing no but See, it's not working. See, now it's on clean, Mike.
01:56:09
Speaker
Now should be... it should It should have changed right now. Right, yeah. I'm just saying it's not working. Mine's not working. It says it's on, but it's... Getting rid of it is sucked.
01:56:22
Speaker
Yeah. The first question, no. The second question, yes. Right. See, it's called Clownfish Voice Changer.
01:56:33
Speaker
Hold on, I don't
01:56:36
Speaker
I don't want to fuck with it because about time I go fuck with it I'll fuck everything up the show will end and Blaze will actually end up on whatever planet he is currently displaying in the background right Jeff will still live in a third world country think what I have to do is I have to change my mic settings I think you gotta go in through StreamYard and change your you probably have to do it through your external mic Does that work? and and then um Is it working?
01:57:10
Speaker
Blaze's is working now. No, that's mine. No, that was Blaze's. Was it? Yeah, I literally just watched his mouth move and heard the sound come out and I read his lips.
01:57:24
Speaker
So mine's not working. What's it sound What's it sound like? You sound like a weird chipmunk. Yeah, it's supposed to be whatever the fuck that is.
01:57:36
Speaker
And this one, this one's magic chords. I don't know if you guys see it. Does it sound cool? Because I don't know what it sounds like. I don't know what it sounds like.
01:57:50
Speaker
want to do that so bad. How do I do that? yeah That's what I'm trying to figure out. And then I'll send you a link. How to do what? a link with Link's not going to help me on here. andm I'm on my left. want to do that. No, because you go on to, you put the extension onto your Chrome, your tab, and then let it play.
01:58:10
Speaker
What? That's not the way I do it. That's the way. I'm doing the free version, dude. hate you um that It's not working.
01:58:23
Speaker
Wow. You sound like you're on a helicopter. Amazes the AI 9000. Get to the chopper. Get to the chopper.
01:58:35
Speaker
get to that time he get to the child Of course, it was much better than Jeff's. I don't know where Jeff gets his impersonations, but he's like, get to the chopper. I'm Arnold Schwarzenegger. Hold on, watch this. I'm Christopher Walken.
01:58:51
Speaker
Look at him, Shane. I'm doing a podcast. yeah ready I'm doing a podcast. Hello. ah Now your normal voice.
01:59:04
Speaker
You got weird accent voice. Yeah. It's called Out of French. it's It's like you're using walkie-talkie. It's called Out of French.
01:59:16
Speaker
It's like that. Not French. God damn. I've got to do something about these bags under my eyes. Holy crap, y'all.
01:59:27
Speaker
That was... What?
01:59:33
Speaker
This is the first show where...
01:59:38
Speaker
yeah Stop. please please Do you have a band on in the background? No. that's his note that's a That's the voice changer. That's the voice changer.
01:59:48
Speaker
it was It was called out of range. It was supposed to sound out of range. Yeah, it was like what was like in the background. Yeah, that's what you call him sick. It's supposed to be like that.
02:00:03
Speaker
I'm not going to make it. that My internet is bad. I'm calling it using the banana voice.
02:00:13
Speaker
The banana voice. Let's go back to... I'm not doing this stuff. I'm going to call it the auto-tune so I sound like T-Pain.
02:00:26
Speaker
I'm not coming to work today. I got an eye problem. I can't see myself coming in. Motherfuckers. I I don't need a motherfucking cartoon.
02:00:43
Speaker
yeah Whoa, what the hell is that? No,
02:00:50
Speaker
no I can't sing this shit. I should stop. You should. Stop while you're at it. You should shut the fuck up.
02:01:03
Speaker
It's my show. And do everything. And I'm always ahead.
02:01:14
Speaker
thanks explain this is the part of the show where we just sit here in silence while Jeff and I play it. Yeah, we play with our readers. Yeah, it is. i have one that's uploading. It says running. Jedi has apparently...
02:01:28
Speaker
ah jedi has apparently determined that he is far too good for our brand of broadcasting. Right? I get it. Maybe it'd make him feel better if I wore a tankng tock and tank top and shaved my head and acted like a no-at-all douchebag and called myself Diesel.
02:01:55
Speaker
ah You already know Harley Dad only had one leg. Yeah, I didn't either until he told us. wow and I was watching. I popped in for a few minutes earlier today.
02:02:07
Speaker
He was live with, I don't know who the guy or who the other person is. Will, I think it is. And his intro is pretty fucking badass. Harley Dad's intro is really actually kind of badass.
02:02:21
Speaker
I didn't know that he was an amputee. Yeah. He was telling us. Is it please got you like it military thing or is that like just diabetes because he's a fat pig? or I think it was diabetes if I remember correctly.
02:02:35
Speaker
I'm just kidding. Harley. dad
02:02:39
Speaker
No, he's a monster, man. He was putting up 408 on the squat machine, man, with one leg. And i was like, that's a kick-ass intro. That's a kick-ass intro. But I didn't know that about him.
02:02:50
Speaker
Yeah.
02:02:53
Speaker
Yeah, i was just... There you go. hear it now no Can you hear it now? You have to use your laptop microphone.
02:03:05
Speaker
Oh, is it right? I don't think you can use your headset microphone. Okay, now now can you hear it? No. let's see Or you're just dumb. No, I did i just got to figure it out.
02:03:19
Speaker
Because I literally just downloaded it and there's a whole bunch of shit. I can make it so I can do it. Yeah, I can. You're not broadcasting now. I got to piss like a motherfucker. Not to alarm you, but there's a kid behind you, Jeff.
02:03:35
Speaker
Yeah, I know. You need light. Light. I don't want to know. I'll be right back.
02:03:47
Speaker
Talk amongst yourself. Jeff's going to leave. Blaze is going to leave. I'm just going to hang out of here by my fucking self, I guess, at the end of the day. This is a bright-ass orange fucking jersey. I'm digging it.
02:03:59
Speaker
Yeah, so... ah No, I'm here. Sorry. The kids just wanted to tell me something. I'm going just drop the light. Yeah, i was going say.
02:04:10
Speaker
Do that real quick. Somebody come up and help. Somebody help me. I'm dying here. might have to restart my computer. I literally...
02:04:24
Speaker
Literally... thank I literally have two guys on a one-track mind, and now they're so hyper-focused on the fucking soundboard, their voice changers, that now it's like, well, Glick, just...
02:04:41
Speaker
Talk amongst yourself there, buddy. I'm going to play a song because I got a kiss on a motherfucker. So I'm going to play a song. Here's a little Matty James. Matt James, lead singer Blacktop Mojo.
02:04:54
Speaker
Check out Blacktop Mojo. Check out Matt James. He does solo stuff. wherever you listen to music and on all social media. At Matt James, at Blacktop Mojo. here's His new-ish newishsh song has been out for a little minute.
02:05:06
Speaker
ah Bad Guy. and ah We'll be right back. Well, I'll be right back. I can't mouth for the other guys, but I'll be back. I'll be back.
Reminiscing Past Shows and Future Plans
02:08:39
Speaker
Hey, we is back. I don't know where Blaze went to. That's weird. Blaze, where'd you go, little buddy?
02:08:52
Speaker
Hey, welcome back to Nonsensical Nonsense. Oh, hey, my beer sign's on. don't know I'm allowed to have that on or not. I'm getting in trouble.
02:09:04
Speaker
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02:09:16
Speaker
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02:09:35
Speaker
Drop a comment. yeah And give us a follow. Yeah. Helps us out a lot. And it costs you much zero doll hairs. Zero doll hairs.
02:09:50
Speaker
What in the hell? Every time I adjust my earbud, I get fucking Wally in my ear. Why do you get Wally in your ear? Huh?
02:10:01
Speaker
what Man, don't tell him to stop coming in your ear. Yeah. I don't know why. I don't know i don't know where it's coming from. You get WALL-E in your ear?
02:10:16
Speaker
I don't know where it's coming from, but got fucking WALL-E playing in the background. So weird. There we go. Okay. I don't know. Yeah, like I said, I don't know where it's coming from. It's his latest episode. and Oh, so yeah like you have a ah tab open or something?
02:10:34
Speaker
Yeah, but I don't know. yeah then will The only other tab I... Oh, you know what? It's your phone. Bingo, bingo, bongo. I figured it out. It's from Zimcast. There's a new season of Reacher.
02:10:47
Speaker
Yeah, it's coming out soon. Today or yesterday. Oh, it's out already. now Yeah, it today or yesterday. It's today. My bad, ladies.
02:10:59
Speaker
my bad ladies i'm just I'm sitting here like, what am I going to watch later tonight? know. I know. now i know and i and I said I'm going to fucking fly through it Monday when everybody's at work and school. I'm going to sit out here.
02:11:14
Speaker
How many episodes are here? don't know. I'll check. Don't know. Don't care. But I'm going to watch it. right Jeff, I don't know how I feel about Blue Mountain State coming back, man.
02:11:28
Speaker
It's like 20 years too late. don't Are they going to have the same guys still in college? When they're like 50? Nah, they'll probably be. You know what I mean?
02:11:40
Speaker
I would like to see Tad come back. I do love me some Tad. there's There's eight episodes. Is there already eight? Did they dump the whole season at once?
02:11:51
Speaker
i don't think they Now, Invincible, I gotta to wait like every fucking week for a new episode. but Yeah, that's how that's how that Dexter, the new one with Dexter, a new episode came out every week, but um we we needed to finish here the original Dexter show, and then we watched New Blood, and by the time we got done watching New Blood, they'd already dropped the season finale for Dexter's original. I need to see the season finale.
02:12:20
Speaker
Oh, no, we watched it. We've already finished it. We moved on to, like I said, we're watching that watching that monster show, the Jeffrey Dahmer thing. And then after done watching where after we get done watching that, Nikki has finally agreed to allow me to introduce her to the Supernatural universe.
02:12:37
Speaker
Oh, God. All right, Supernatural, the first five, six seasons were okay. After that, it's kind of like... Yeah, yeah, yeah. when they were when they were When they were doing, like, the Ghost and the Cryptids and everything like that, it was awesome, you know? And then it was like, you know, you mixed in a couple seasons with, like, the devil and the gods and the angels and blah, blah, blah, and that was okay. But then when that's what became your entire focal point, it was still good, but it was like, man.
02:13:06
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you You know what? ah You know what ruined that show, honestly? What really ruined that show? The fact that they were broke. Yeah. Why? Did you not let them be gay so they would have sex? alone du that That was the thing. There was always that gay sexual tension between them.
02:13:24
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I'm just saying. I don't think they were watching the same one we were. um joe Okay. I'm just saying. they're You're watching a different version. Allegedly, the two actors did have a no say that no but no No, I'm not going to say that because we're were we're in enough hot water as it is. i don't want to i don't want to put a false narrative out there and get that fucking email tomorrow.
02:13:54
Speaker
Jensen Ackles and Jared Padillacchi suing you. Jensen Ackles is playing He's a soldier boy. in yeah He's going to be in one of the DCU fucking movies though. It's Oh, is he really?
02:14:11
Speaker
um is Is he the one that's going to playing the new Batman? think he's going playing Batman. Oh, yeah, you know what? I did see that. I'm im um'm ah i'm okay with that. James Gunn. I am um actually okay with that as He's kind of an undersized Batman, in my opinion.
02:14:27
Speaker
Who's that? Well, yeah know I don't know. Reading the comics, you always you always picture Batman being and kind of a big and posing character. I don't know how big Jensen Ackles is, but I don't think he's much over six foot. and it's all about that It's all about the costume and shit, too. i mean, look at him as Soldier Boy.
02:14:47
Speaker
He was bulked. Yeah, no. i think I think he'll be a good Batman. In all honesty, I'm not mad at it. I like to see a good Batman be on. I'm just saying.
02:14:59
Speaker
Or a Nightwing. A nightwe good Nightwing would be nice. I agree. I love Batman. but I absolutely love Batman. I really fucking do.
02:15:11
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like i like the like i I was telling Jeff the other night, I sat there and watched the first three, the only three episodes of the 1959 fucking Batman show. Good show. But here's the thing.
02:15:21
Speaker
why It's 2025. Can we do something besides Batman?
02:15:28
Speaker
Agreed. I want to see it. Let's have a Batman Beyond movie. let's have I mean, keep it Batman-ish. Let's have a Nightwing movie. let's Yeah, i think I think this is my problem because I guess I might be that guy.
02:15:44
Speaker
If you do a Batman Beyond movie, I really want to see Keaton play old Batman. He did in the Flash movie. No, talking about in the Batman Beyond. What's going on?
02:16:00
Speaker
Got the NTS in the building. What's going on with you, V? Oh, I won't read it. i can't tell I can't tell you guys what the NTS is. I'm not allowed to say it, even though I came up with it.
02:16:12
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But I'm not allowed to say the N word.
02:16:17
Speaker
No, so earlier earlier today, this morning, ah my god my guy Smoke was live. Shout out to Smoke, man, and and and all his guys, the all his guys that that do all the traveling and stuff. And and I know blaze, you guys got your differences, but, uh, he, he was live and I popped in there to to say hi and everything. And, and, and so some and smoke, uh, smoke, smoke showed us a lot of love. So shout out to Sunday night smoke and, uh, and his crew.
02:16:49
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ah
02:16:55
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Nice! I got the pass! i Yeah, you see there? I got the pass! The Negro Travel Sphere.
02:17:11
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But no, they was up to some Saturday morning fuckery. I hung out in there. I was i was listening while I was doing Cash's song and getting the show ready, and and I had my...
02:17:24
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a big speaker on in the bathroom when I was in the shower and stuff like that.
02:17:30
Speaker
Nice. What's going on with you, brother? Um, so they were, they were doing their thing this morning. Uh, and like I said, smoke as always, Hey man, right there. My boy smoke said, said that to me.
02:17:46
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That's why hanging on the wall, man. Uh,
02:17:52
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it's always ah That's always ah a an interesting broadcast to tune into if you ever get the opportunity because those guys are wild, man. And then you got Mike Cracker ass coming in there every once in a while in the comments.
02:18:09
Speaker
Figured figured it out. Whoa, what the fuck was that? Oh, no.
02:18:20
Speaker
My voice mod proved to Spring Yard. Yeah, to you and but now you look like a bad, like, 60s kung fu movie. I know.
02:18:32
Speaker
can do the banana now. You disrespected my family. It's got clean mic, too. Does that sound clear? it's got a clean mic too is that sound but ah Yeah, no, it sounds clear as shit.
02:18:48
Speaker
yeah because it's it's This is really driving me crazy. So I'll send you a link for this click. Which one is it? Which one is it? It's called... Hold on, what's it called? Voice Mod?
02:19:00
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Yeah, Voice Mod. Yeah, that's one. That's one I got. It's okay. You can actually go into the settings of your audio and actually switch the mic to the one that's Voice Mod.
02:19:14
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but actually get it and go through. won't automatically do it. Thank you, YouTube, for teaching that but it's got There's sound effects, too.
02:19:27
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I want to know if there's sound effects. Apparently, you can make your own soundboard and stuff. I saw that, too. There goes the goddamn network, ladies and gentlemen. Anyway, moving on. Jeff has a new fucking toy.
02:19:42
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ah yeah I do. And that's all it's to be from now on. No, it's not. um would like to I would like to have an open discussion. Let's have a discussion. i'm I'm up for a discussion.
02:19:53
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Not one. So I said I was going to bring this up tonight. you know Unfortunately, Connor is is a little swamped. He's got a lot on his plate.
02:20:04
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Yeah. So Mankind for Men, our Monday night men's mental health show, is on a little bit of a hiatus. Maybe.
02:20:17
Speaker
<unk> I'm more than likely I'm going to be taking that show back over. And I don't know if I'm to have a co-host. And I don't want to bother you guys here on the network because obviously we have enough shit going on. um I may just do a full-on open panel on that show and just have it, which is not going to be an easy task. I'm not going to.
02:20:35
Speaker
I'm not going to lie to have a solo conversation about men's mental health. But nonetheless, and I don't know if it's going to be on Monday nights or maybe it'll be in the afternoon time, depending upon what's going on with me personally. Obviously, most of you guys know my situation currently. I am looking for a new job.
02:20:52
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ah But or if it's going to move to a different day of the week, maybe I'll fucking and spend my entire Saturdays sitting in this goddamn chair looking at this stupid computer.
02:21:05
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ah But I don't want that show to die. However,
02:21:13
Speaker
as we we're talking about, you know, Connor stepping away and Connor having an issue you know time restraints and stuff like that, of all goddamn people, Jeff's like, I'll fucking do men caring for men.
02:21:28
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was dog boys. love it.
02:21:31
Speaker
what the fuck? That didn't make any sense. I said, no, you won't, Jeff, because you can't even do Jeff's garage, let alone men care for men. He's like, you told me I had to do research, and I was like, no, I did not say you had to do research, but you can't just turn the camera on. At least, like, we're not experts with mental health. Obviously, we're not a trained therapist or or anything like that. you know we just It's real life experiences. First and foremost, Jeff, you're that guy that you're like, I'm not going to share my feelings.
02:22:11
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I'm not going to open up. I'm a fucking man.
02:22:17
Speaker
I'd rather come on there and as soon as somebody brings up my feelings, I'm going to tell you a joke about my wiener. and yeah Yeah, exactly. So I told Jeff, I was like, there's no way in hell you could do it. He's like, yeah, I could 100% do it.
02:22:30
Speaker
I could be the the the the comforting listening ear, the shoulder. I'm like, you're not fucking Dr. Phil and it's not a fucking Dr. Phil show.
02:22:40
Speaker
brown And then I told Jeff, I was like, you also have to do a little bit of homework. You don't have to do a lot so that you don't look like a complete fucking asshole when you're talking about things. And Jeff was like, no, no.
02:22:55
Speaker
And then he was like then he was like, yeah, you know what, Glick? You're right. I'm not the guy for men caring for men. never said that. I just said, yeah. My feelings are in the vault, bro, and I'm not going to get all weird and vulnerable and be a pussy like you and Connor and Blaze.
02:23:14
Speaker
What? I'm a pussy? I guess I'm a pussy. He never said that. He's making Paraphrasing as you I have paraphrasing but but he has the right context correct I have I have all I have all I have all i don't really pay all the communications I received some motherfucker Okay You're gonna play them motherfucking shits Seats on your ass you call us pussies because we're fucking men,
Sports Banter and Hockey Stories
02:23:45
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baby.
02:23:45
Speaker
You know what you can't handle you can't handle men's mental health. absolutely I'm secure in my pussy. See?
02:23:56
Speaker
that's what that That's what Jeff would do on on Men Caring for Men. Somebody would start talking about their feelings and he'd drop a fart sound. Yeah. That's for Saturday night. That's Saturday night shenanigans. Yeah.
02:24:08
Speaker
So... holy toy Jeff really fucking blew my mind. He was like, I'll take her for a minute. and My first thought was, no, the fuck you will not. But I but i had to be he somewhat mildly political and be like, little PC and be like, yeah, no, Jeff.
02:24:30
Speaker
Talking to you as your boss right now. That's not what you said. You're a moron. Yeah.
02:24:39
Speaker
You're a fucking moron. And no. but but Maybe that's why I'm not a supervisor anywhere, because I don't know how to differentiate from being a boss. I
02:24:52
Speaker
i don't have a boss mode. I have a real mode, man. I'm fucking real about things. But I did have to sit here for a few minutes when Jeff was like, I'll take MinCamp for minute. I'll do it on Thursday. And I was like, I think my head is literally going to explode.
02:25:07
Speaker
You should give him a test run. I've been trying to give him a get a test run on Wednesday nights. Oh, ah it's going well.
02:25:19
Speaker
Because I'm still there.
02:25:22
Speaker
Blaze has been up when you can't. He's been there one time on a Wednesday night. It's while. It's been a while. It's been a while. That's for sure. Yeah, well, the last time we were there, he told that weird fucking story about that chick eat that beamed worms out of his ass.
02:25:41
Speaker
Bean dip out of his ass. Bean dip out of your ass? No, he told this story that it he thought it was going to be a short story. And it ended ended up being where she was like this dude's slave that he was making his asshole worm primer out of it. What the fuck?
02:26:02
Speaker
I kind of want to punch you in the face right now. Okay. That voice changer is just... just Yeah. See, I didn't know it was that annoying because you can't hear yourself. so i didn't know how annoying it's it's It's not annoying. It's not annoying.
02:26:18
Speaker
if you okay so if you just do it to do it, if you do it to do it, it's annoying. But if you're just throwing it in there every once in a while, it's funny. but jeff will do it in a whole show Jeff will do it for an entire six hours.
02:26:32
Speaker
and In that six hours, I will i will go to the airport, get on a plane. You don't realize it's on because you can't hear yourself. that's what i there's actually There's actually a button where you can actually hear yourself.
02:26:48
Speaker
and but it it's oh i was like What the fuck is that? Let's go Columbus, man. Columbus representing tonight. What up, buddy? You going to bed?
02:27:01
Speaker
Yeah, if you don't realize it's on tonight. let's Columbus clubbus Crew whooped Chicago's ass and the Blue Jackets whooped Chicago's ass.
02:27:12
Speaker
Suck it, Chicago. You're C-buses bitches tonight.
02:27:20
Speaker
Yeah, the Columbus Crew. i don What is the Chicago fire? Columbus put that fire out. And the Blue Jackets ain't afraid of no black cock. I'll tell you that right now. Okay, I have a sports question.
02:27:33
Speaker
I have a sports question. ah I just saw... You fucking see this right now, Jeff. Yeah, I know.
02:27:44
Speaker
Yeah, but the the the Canadian hockey team the U.S. hockey team played each other, and then U.S. won, and then Canada won. So they played back-to-back, or I don't know how that worked.
02:27:55
Speaker
This was the inaugural season for the Four Nations chair Championship or something like that. i can't i Right the top of my head, I don't know what they're calling it.
02:28:06
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But it was Canada, Canada, and... um um usa and
02:28:19
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um I'm just saying Canada has one fucking sport. Let's be honest. team Team Sweden, Team USA, Team Canada, Team Finland.
02:28:30
Speaker
So it was the four nations championship. So you had Sweden, Finland, Canada, and and and USA. So players from the NHL went to their respective quote unquote home countries and they had this championship series and it was like a round robin type thing. So they did thousand rounds and And the final round was, so Canada and and Team USA played each other a few days ago, which like in the first three seconds, because so when when they when they played the American national anthem, the Canadians booed. Canadians booed.
02:29:02
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So when Canada and team, when team Canada and team USA played, and we'll probably talk about this tomorrow a little bit. When they played each other, that first round, dude, first three seconds, team USA was like, it's on.
02:29:16
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And it was cool because there's two brothers to Chuck, their dad back in the 84 or whatever. There's a picture of him beating the brakes off of a Canadian player.
02:29:31
Speaker
Well, fast forward to 2025, the one brother got into it three seconds in, and then later on in the game, the other brother got it. so there's So that somebody made a picture of the T'Chucks,
02:29:45
Speaker
Whooping Canadian players' asses. It was like father and then the two boys. And it was amazing. But ah Team Canada did win the inaugural Four Nations Cup. I think it's a cup championship. And over time against Team USA the other night, it was 3-2. It was a good game. I watched a good chunk of it.
02:30:07
Speaker
It was a really good game. I'm not mad at Team Canada. Hockey is a Canadian sport, and there's a lot of great players. We only have hockey. You can't take it. yeah know one ah Yeah, one of my favorite players plays for the Penguins, Sid the Kid Crosby.
02:30:23
Speaker
He's on Team Canada. um you know But we also had some of my – we had a couple of Blue Jackets on Team USA. Shout-out to Rosinski. He had a good had a good run.
02:30:34
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ah Welcome back to Columbus. welcome Welcome back on the ice Boone Jenner, our team captain. It's kind of cool. I and just want to shout out CBUS tonight because that's my our our our Major League Soccer team beats the Chicago Fire and the NHL, our hockey team, Columbus Blue Jackets, whooped up on Chicago Blackhawks. So Columbus has made Chicago their bitch.
02:31:02
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So suck it.
02:31:06
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I'm just saying.
02:31:10
Speaker
Just say it, Jeff. Suck it, Chicago. Tell him Be a sports guy for two seconds. Fuck it, Chicago. Yeah. ah He is the one that brought up sports.
02:31:24
Speaker
I kept seeing it. I was like, wait. I didn't know how they how that whole thing was working. I assumed it was like kind of dream team kind of thing.
02:31:34
Speaker
you know all the U.S. players and all those. Yeah, so basically, yeah you know, and there's like a lot of there's like a lot of Russian players and stuff like that, but they just they just went and played for either their home countries or whatever. it's ah I like it. It's a cool concept. i Dude, I fucking love hockey, man. Hockey is so fun.
02:31:56
Speaker
ah It's probably right right beside football. It's my ah second favorite sport. That was weak.
02:32:06
Speaker
You better. There was a lot of... boot no Not much better, boys. Oh, Blazy Pooh's drinking water. Is your communist bourbon getting to you, sunshine?
02:32:20
Speaker
Mm-hmm. No, I don't want to be like... oh i't I don't want to be like totally shitty tomorrow. I'm just... I'm getting over it cold. don't want to... That's the best way to getting get cold, man.
02:32:31
Speaker
Dude. Yeah.
02:32:37
Speaker
Man, when I get real sick, I'll take the NyQuil, the DayQuil, the colds medicines and all that shit, the vitamin C's and blah, blah. If I get real sick, ah even though I don't feel like it, I'll just get fucking hammered.
02:32:51
Speaker
And then the next morning I wake up, the sick is gone. I'm a little hungover, but as soon as I eat, I'm money. Fucking money. Is that true?
Fantasy Football and Reality TV Humor
02:33:00
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was your team last year, or last season, juicy?
02:33:03
Speaker
in a juicy fantasy football team. it was juicy. oh it was definitely juicy. But I don't know if you heard that at MK, but that is a lie. We were not juicy, but we were juicy.
02:33:17
Speaker
We were juicy and we were Lucy, juicy. Lucy being the key word. got move Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. and fear yeah
02:33:31
Speaker
Got them thick ones on my team. so Thursday morning, Thursday morning, I get a message. i get a message from my boss because he he mentioned that the chick that got bit by the shark must have thick thighs.
02:33:45
Speaker
So he kept messaging me thick, thick. but ah a MK, if my fantasy football team was juicy, I wouldn't have ended up respectively in third, fourth, and seventh.
02:34:00
Speaker
but I'm just saying. Not a good year for the old Glickster in fantasy football. I'm just saying. and o if billy What the fuck was that?
02:34:16
Speaker
it was you it was it was ah It was... I mean... It was a great season. It was until the playoffs started. The playoffs started and I got kicked in the dick. I had the best record in three leagues.
02:34:28
Speaker
Yeah, for no reason. Like, for no reason you started losing. Yeah, no, yeah, exactly. you just just yeah and It wasn't anything you did. It was just everybody you were going up against was just knocking you in the dick. Not only that, but it was like, man, my players just stopped producing points, man, at the end of the season. and It was...
02:34:48
Speaker
like this is i was I was a little in in my personal league, my pay league. like I don't want to be that guy who wins in our league. like I don't want to win in our league, in the in the podcast league.
02:35:01
Speaker
Because I do want to send out a prize. totally fucking do. yeah simple matchs one i want i want i want the cow. I don't want to win. i would like to be in the championship, but I don't want to win the fantasy league. I'm going to win it once, just so I have that.
02:35:16
Speaker
Right. cause i'm gonna buy myself a fantasy football championship belt. Dude, Trophy Smack has new chains.
02:35:28
Speaker
They've these big-ass chains, and they they're smack-talking chains. So, that like, one says, I am him, and the other one's, like, built different and stuff like that. And I'm like, oh, want those.
02:35:41
Speaker
I want those so bad. Hey.
02:35:46
Speaker
ah do that um backs I want to hang them back here. like Shit-talking big-ass fucking chains, man. like Like the big like log chains, and then it's got this okay okay that there big fucking plate on the front of it, and they're like built different. Like Flavor Flav style.
02:36:03
Speaker
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Flavor Flav. Flavor Flav. How the hell did that guy have so many... Well, never mind. They were all ghetto trashing let to say that Well, they weren't ghetto trash. They were just trashy women.
02:36:19
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that woman That woman shit on the floor. First episode. I'm just saying. that You've not seen that? First episode. play wife from love That's wifey.
02:36:32
Speaker
That chick just... I didn't watch shows like that, though. I didn't watch shows like that. I didn't either. but if if you know like if one of those things why you see here You didn't watch that?
02:36:43
Speaker
why No, no, no. You haven't seen this clip. and yeah so First episode, Flavor of Love, they got all these 15 chicks around. and this you know it went viral when it happened. When did that show come out? when was gone i mean aren't ceilinging Jeff, how many times jerked off to the video that that shit on the floor
02:37:11
Speaker
But she looked she literally just, like, she her head just leaves leaves the frame of all these people standing around. And then there's a piece of shit on the floor.
02:37:22
Speaker
That's funny, though. Jeff, how many times, I repeat the question, how many times have you jerked off to that video of that chick shitting on the floor? Only twice.
02:37:34
Speaker
Today? Today.
02:37:37
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know This is a real thing. She literally shit on the floor. Don't fucking man. He's like, who shit on my floor?
02:37:53
Speaker
please and and then she stayed for like another four episodes. She didn't get kicked out right away. That speaks volumes of Flavor Flake. Right?
02:38:05
Speaker
But I mean, he was hooked up with Bridget Nielsen for a hot fucking minute. Yeah, like name not a good Bridget Nielsen. She was the but tall blonde in Lethal Weapon 2. but Yeah, I mean, was there ever a good... No, I think, yeah. Lethal Weapon 2 Bridget Nielsen? I'm in.
02:38:22
Speaker
flavor blow sha I got no shade on Bridget Nielsen. I think she's pretty badass. She was also in Rocky IV. That's right. She was yeah she was she played Dolph Lundgren's wife.
02:38:37
Speaker
Was it his wife? i thought it was one of the doctor trainer people. no she was She was his wife. she was his wife This is the only thing I know about Rocky. That's the only Rocky I've ever seen all the way through.
02:38:48
Speaker
I do blame Jeff for his algorithm, though. because i blame what the fuck news. I blame Jeff. i bla like It's not Jeff's algorithm. It's Jeff.
02:38:59
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It's Jeff.
02:39:02
Speaker
yeah saying Let's be honest. It's Jeff. We're about to see child abuse. Why?
02:39:19
Speaker
It's kid punching time and I'm all out of kids. So what are you going to punch? Jeff. so would he have a bunch yeah i He's close enough. He's short enough. but He looks like a kid. he's He's as small as a kid. Fucking punch him.
02:39:45
Speaker
Come here to chew bubble gum and punch kids. I'm all out of bubble gum. Jim Place is like, it's kid punching time and I'm all out of kids. I'm like, so what do we punch?
02:39:57
Speaker
He's like, fucking I'll punch Jim. He's built like a child. but a child Ladies, that means he's built like a child downstairs, too. He does wear children's clothes. He does shop in the children's department.
02:40:14
Speaker
That's big. It is big. The condoms he buys are called minimum effort. Don't worry. There's a reason why I don't know how many kids I have because I don't use condoms. Okay. When Jeff gets done having sex although one of the with ah with whatever Jeff has sex with, he turns around and slaps him on the ass and says, minimal effort. And he gives a high five from her husband.
02:40:42
Speaker
right everybody He gets a minimal game. includ includ That was adequate. You you tried.
02:40:56
Speaker
You tried.
02:40:59
Speaker
Oh, but he just... God damn it. Wrong button. didn't do it. This button. He... He dumped himself. I Jarvis-ed. I Jarvis-ed all over the podcast.
02:41:10
Speaker
Rage quit there for no reason.
02:41:17
Speaker
Okay, Blaze, I'm sending you a link. 29 seconds. You gotta see this. I can't show it on the show. But... I away from the show.
02:41:29
Speaker
Watch the chick in the black w dress. Hold on. I'm down i'm downloading background video. I'm sorry. You can make that a background video. I'm just saying. but it's like I'll just open it up on my other laptop.
02:41:43
Speaker
That's fine. it's literally It literally happens in the first few seconds. She's wearing a brown dress in the background. she just Oh, did you shoot him?
02:41:55
Speaker
you send them next Oh, this is a flavor of love shit. She literally shit on the floor. You only have to watch the first 10 seconds. She squashed down and shits on the floor, man.
02:42:07
Speaker
God damn. Nobody else is concerned that you had that at the ready? No, I literally had to look it up. I literally had to look it up. You put in flavor of love shit on the floor.
02:42:23
Speaker
and I had to go to my favorites. Did roll down her dress? it did Oh, man. she like I told you, she just shit on the floor.
02:42:35
Speaker
but think For no reason. to boom She shit on the floor. Sometimes when you gotta poop, you gotta poop. when you gotta to go I don't know, maybe excuse yourself.
02:42:47
Speaker
Don't forget, ladies and gentlemen. if you well You're in the middle of shit you in the middle of You're the middle of taping a show, man. You never like fan poop somewhere because of situations?
02:42:57
Speaker
Have some goddamn decency, you heathen. I was gonna say, Jesus. You raised in a fucking barn? No, I'm a heathen. Not you. i've never i've never I've never been standing there like, I got a shit. gonna just squat down right here because what I'm doing is so fucking important.
02:43:18
Speaker
Maybe once. It's Flavor Wolf. it's not It's not Who Wants to Be a Millionaire or something. I'm on the Million Dollar Question. You're still watching it.
02:43:30
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It's still playing. I looked over and was like, it's still fucking
Show Schedules and Business Ventures
02:43:33
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playing
02:43:36
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playing. It is the Open Door Challenge on Saturday night. If you'd like to, the link is in the chat. You are more than welcome to jump up here on the panel with us and Enlighten us with whatever you would like to because
02:43:54
Speaker
I work with the special needs. Yeah, and right here. it i I especially need some some help.
02:44:06
Speaker
Last night, Blaze was I'm doing something on one laptop. I'm watching Shaman on another laptop. I'm watching something on my TV and I'm talking to you on my phone and I'm too high for this shit.
02:44:20
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um like Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm like, I'm playing Call of Duty listening. It's after we wrapped up, Ron's just a chill.
02:44:31
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I was like, playing Call of Duty, listening to Shaman and talking to you. And I'm sober as a preacher on Sunday.
02:44:43
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um Yeah, like everybody like everybody went to bed last night, man. I mean, and then Nikki, she's she's exhausted and she's in pain. and Right? Did they give her anything for it? Oh, yeah, yeah, they gave her stuff.
02:44:57
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It's not really working. ah um But, like, we got done watching the movie. She was like, I'm going to bed. And then the girls went to bed. And then Cash and I watched the last part of wrestling. And he went to bed. And I'm like, well, what do I do now?
02:45:13
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You guys were already done doing your shows. I was like, then Shaman's panel was full and I was like, well, fuck. I'm believing I started talking. Well, that sucks because last night our show was an open panel show.
02:45:29
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i mean, it popped up, but you know. and We only advertised it when we started. I know. I needed to plan that. You guys only do two hours. so like we were watching We were watching a movie when you guys were live, so The movie got ever or over and everybody kind of dispersed. And I was like, oh, cool. I'll jump in and say hi to the guys.
02:45:48
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And you guys have literally just ended a few minutes before. i was goddamn. Fucking lazy ass, good for nothing motherfuckers doing a two hour show. I do. i mean I do want to say next week.
02:46:01
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Trivia night. The champ is. Yeah. Yeah.
02:46:09
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I don't know who my competition competition will be. I mean, i think I think I did a pretty good job of – you might as well just go ahead and hand me over that. but I haven't haven't got any other RSVPs, so I don't know if it's going to happen. Well, that's because, you know, that's because you – Well, Cy and Tony said they'd like to – What's that? you you you I and Tony said they're going to come up. wonder what Tony's doing tonight. reached out to Tony. Jeff doesn't keep me abreast of these things. sure reach out i told you that when I told you the day you asked me to announce it.
02:46:46
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I was literally on the phone with them while I was live with or before we went live that day. As far as I know, it was all still maybes. You should reach out to Tony right now and tell him we're live and tell to give him the pen.
02:46:58
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Tell him I said bring your ass. You won't do it. You'll say you did it, but you won't do it. me I'm doing it right now. You'll say you're going to do it, but you won't do it.
02:47:10
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Yep, you won't do it.
02:47:13
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Luke says you're a giant pussy and you should come up on the show. I'm going to send you the link. Yeah, I don't think you actually sent that. I think you just held your phone to your... I don't know who that is. Who are talking to?
02:47:24
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Cy? Cy's the greatest MVP. Cy is the best tag team partner I never knew I needed. If you're a giant pussy and you should come up on the show, going to send you a link.
02:47:37
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well I can record myself. Says Tony. Says Tony. I don't know who Tony is.
02:47:45
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Nuh-uh. Cy was the greatest tag team partner I never knew I needed. I enjoyed Cy being there. He's a pretty cool guy. I know. I like Cy. Yeah, Cy's cool as hell. I like him. He's come up in the past, and him and I have had had had a good time together and had fun bullshitting and shooting a shit. He's a good dude.
02:48:03
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I've known Cy for about 15 minutes.
02:48:09
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I met Cy here. said yeah actually yeah I'm sorry, Blaze, but you know I put the fear of God in everybody after that dominant victory in the first round. that Hey, man, I'm not playing. I'm just the host.
02:48:28
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I'm not allowed to play anymore either. I feel like you shouldn't have been allowed to play from Jump Street because you are the co-host of the show. You should be going to know the answers. You know what, Glick? That does make sense on the surface, but everybody's got to realize it's Jeff He doesn't prepare. He shows no effort. So he doesn't know what's what the questions are.
02:48:55
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And I stayed out of the know the the media assistant. I have told Jeff since day one and God love him for it. Shows up and turns his camera on, man. And at the end of the day, that was what I was told to do.
02:49:11
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That's what did. Because we were just coming on here just streaming and fucking off and... Hey, I wrote it down. It's set in fucking stone. i don't want to tell you.
02:49:23
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I understand. Trust me. as As a guy who's known you for damn near 30 fucking years, I know exactly what to expect out of you. Like, I could say tomorrow, like, on social media, it doesn't have to be just clips. Like, we could post random memes or pictures. It doesn't always have to pretend to the net... ah Pretend?
02:49:44
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Pretend to the network. It can just be stuff that we post. and And you will post 9 million fucking memes because you think they're funny. And you'll be like,
02:49:58
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you told me to post memes. And I'll be like, you know what? You're right. I did. I said that. I think I mentioned this in past. It's not bad thing. It's just it is what it is. It's about to be. Oh, I don't take a bet.
02:50:14
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and oh no i don't take a v Jeff, have you ever watched The Trailer Park Boys? No, because I think it's stupid. Sorry.
02:50:23
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I've never seen it either. Fucking Canadians. It's actually a pretty fucking smart comedy. You remind of Ricky. You remind me of Ricky. Ricky Bobby? No.
02:50:36
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riy bobby real but i should think no I should take offense to that. oh yeah Is Ricky the one that wears the glasses? That's Bubbles. so he's he's the main He's the main character.
02:50:47
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Ricky's the one that fixed things, right?
02:50:51
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I remember I started to watch one episode where he goes to fix somebody's trailer. That was like one episode that he tried to fix things. Oh, okay. Like I said, I watched glasses. He che tried to hang a yeah towel.
02:51:06
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a towel holder and in and one of the... drilled into the pipe. Yeah, and fucked that whole fucking trailer bathroom up. yeah Anyway, there's an episode where the trailer park is about to be sold and Julian's trying to keep the trailer park for himself and there is an appraiser or somebody to come or somebody coming to look at the trailer park.
02:51:27
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Okay. And like I said, Julian doesn't want that to happen so he gives Ricky the the the car blanche to go quote unquote make a meme or go fuck up the trailer part so what does Ricky do he goes to the extreme piss jugs just saying and when Glick 6 Jeff Jeff goes to the extremes is the analogy I'm making circle that circle that square and Jeff's like Hawk Industries laughter laughter
02:52:04
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Yeah, and you know in the pedophile van just speaks volumes. oh Well, it's a pressure washing business. They don't have trucks in Europe. and i' Wait, I thought you were doing security.
02:52:17
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No. No, it's pressure washing, gutter cleaning, and cleaning exterior houses. I thought you were talking about doing security, though.
02:52:30
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No, that was never The only person who hired his fucking Oompa Loompas for security is Willy Wonka. I thought you had like Hawk Industries and it was it was it was a Hawk and was about security and stuff.
02:52:44
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No. yeah so Maybe I was really high that night. seven I was going to say, you must have been stolen. Private sector security.
02:52:57
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I'm going to secure those gutters, bitch.
02:53:01
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I'm going
02:53:05
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I'm gonna what? doesn't know. That's the problem. He doesn't know. No, not. Just this fucking Hawk Industries is killing me. Like, they like again but like It's like the Hawk 2 meme's already fucking gone. and me you Like i'm watching jeffs Jeff's power washing. Hawk's power washing.
02:53:33
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This guy wants to make it out like like it's like but i funny Because there's more there's more levels to it. It's multiple things. why Just going to hawk to it at your gutters. It's like Hawk Industries. I clean the gutters and power wash the sidewalks and driveways of only the elites in Gotham City.
02:53:52
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I'll clean your gutters so well that a hawk is going to want to land on your car. This is the beginnings. This is the origin story of a very bad Batman villain. Hawk Industries.
02:54:06
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or ah Who is Captain Condiment's arch nemesis?
02:54:15
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um You're the Lex Luthor Condiment Man. chicondiment We joke now.
02:54:26
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We joke now until... When it's a multi-billion dollar company, you're like, God damn it! but I don't know a single i don't know a super gutter business.
02:54:38
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I don't know a single gutter cleaning business that's a billion dollar company. I'm not saying it will be. I'm just saying. you're gonna play there I have a buddy of mine that just just does pressure washing. He owns his own pressure washing business. makes like forty Is it a billionaire company though?
02:54:53
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No, it's a he makes about 40 grand month. The analogy still fucks up. i mean be there There is a lot of money to be made in power washing. Chip's going like a chip's gonna be like ah a thousand baguette
02:55:07
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here.
02:55:10
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We're short on funds this week. Can we pay you an albaga? Just like, I've got a lot of baguettes, but how about that baguette?
02:55:21
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How about that? How about that? es tolette va jean Does the Eiffel Tower have gutters? No. I was to say, man, and you score that contract, you'll be set.
02:55:35
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Right? No, you can pressure wash it.
02:55:40
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Thank you, Walt.
02:55:44
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but you wall no like but So when it comes to pressure washing, you charge by square footage. I'm sure there's so i'm sure that's the job. Somebody has to clean that. oh yeah no The pressure washing business, there's a china of my be there's a lot of money to be had there and and and there's There's a lot of people that do it. And even though the market is quote unquote saturated, saturated power washing. See what I did there?
02:56:16
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but on bone But no, even though the market is kind of oversaturated, but there's still a lot of, there is a lot of opportunity out there. You trust me. I'm thinking about it. I'll be 100% honest with you guys. I'm thinking about it. And the first contract I'm trying to get is right is my condo complex.
02:56:36
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There's been, dude, There's the dude. He cleans parking lots. he doesn't pressure wash. He walks around and picks up trash. It makes $20,000 month. He makes $5 million a day. It makes $20,000 a month.
02:56:49
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$20,000 a month to walk around parking lots and clean them up. you know he makes you they Once a year, he repaints the lines. and you know he He just makes sure everything's nice and clean. There's a there's a YouTube channel that I follow.
02:57:03
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and It gives you really cool ideas. Yeah, I'll send it to you. You and numbers don't get along, tried not the You tried to tell me you made it from Ohio to Brownsville in four hours.
02:57:16
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The other one I want to do is don't is the the painting the the numbers on your curve. Those guys make money. They charge like $100. I remember you sending me those videos. I was wondering what the hell you were sending me those videos. That's basically what I do.
02:57:32
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Can you do the sunsets and the trees? and Okay, you can because you've got to get the stencils. You get a stencil and you play with it. in a vo but the you now the The one guy that you're talking about?
02:57:45
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No, I can't do it. He does an amazing job. He's awesome. yeah i doesn't say The one guy that I think of when you talk about that is the dude that literally does... a freehand. Yeah, he does like the logo of fucking Browns. And he does make a lot of money as he should because he's an artist.
02:58:01
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He's an artist. Well, not only that, the french he actually, his other aspect of his business is he actually builds mailboxes. Like custom mailboxes too.
02:58:13
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I've actually been onto his website. He's got a couple of things. Why would you cuss Tom's mailbox? Yeah.
02:58:22
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What did Tom's mailbox do to you, Jeff?
02:58:26
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was like, what? What? but like what like kids sometimes yeah Sometimes I say shit just to get a reaction. Just to fuck this place. The other one... I'm listening the whole time. I'm just waiting for those moments.
02:58:48
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I'm just waiting for those moments to say something that's really funny based off what somebody said.
Convenience Store Trends and Food Nostalgia
02:58:53
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and i wanted to take this opportunity to totally walk all over Jeff. That was awesome. That's right. So...
02:59:01
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The mobile detailing is the thing, too. You can it all out of the van. All three of those. and Right out of your pedophile van? Yep. Call you what you want. I'm making money every month. lo just the other side The other side of the Hawk Industries, man, it says free hugs and candy. Free candy? Yes.
02:59:23
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I love mechanics. I put on the free 10-millimeter sockets for mechanics. On the back doors, it says free puppies. Yeah.
02:59:35
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come know for the These kids nowadays gotta put free Wi-Fi and then they're like, we're in. Come for the Hawks, stay for the made a different last name. i would something else I'm just saying.
02:59:53
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Look, if anybody wants free Wi-Fi, just go park outside of a McDonald's. Use their Wi-Fi. McDonald's. to say mcdonald's Starbies.
03:00:07
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That's what your people say, Jeff. Starbies. It's so weird to go to Starbucks. We don't like Starbucks. The e-girls. Jeff and the rest of the e-girls. Starbucks is too bougie? Dude, you have not lived. don't like coffee shops, dude.
03:00:24
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You have not lived. Starbucks is not bougie, dude. I'm not saying it's bougie. What I'm saying is it feels i like you don't want to hang out. No, Starbucks has got to, yeah. Trust me. i think They don't want you hanging out there either.
03:00:40
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I'm just saying. I agree. i think I think way back when Starbucks had that little little bit of a reputation to be a boozy and blah, blah, blah. But i not only more because they're literally on every street corner.
03:00:56
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It's become a fast food chain. Yeah, they're in every fucking... Fast food is not boozy. We have two growers here in town. There's a Starbucks in the Kroger's. There's Starbucks and hotels now.
03:01:10
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But i't tell you I'm going to tell you guys this right now. You ain't fucking lived. You ain't lived a life until you had the Starbucks pink drink. The VA hospital in Louisville, Kentucky has a Starbucks in The hospital here in town has a Starbucks in it.
03:01:28
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but be What I'm saying is I'm not saying it's bougie. I'm saying it's like every time walk into a Starbucks, it feels like I'm chasing clout. Because, oh, I'm going to Starbucks. No, i'm just I just need a coffee. Oh, it's twiny it's trendy. yeahs I don't like the trendy shit.
03:01:46
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I'm not that guy. yeah I don't like going to the... Like hanging out at Starbucks seems like i'm trying to um I'm trying to be trendy and trying to be cool. No, I'm there because I'm waiting on my fucking drinks.
03:01:58
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Rick drinks Bush Light because he's trying to be trendy. There's nothing bougie about Bush Light. And Rick's not here to defend himself, nor is he... Bush Light isn't a trendy. I don't think Bush Light is trendy. Nor does anybody have the balls to say that I'm talking shit about Rick and tell him to bring his goofy ass up here so that he can defend himself.
03:02:15
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Yeah, why? No, it is. It is. It is. It is. It is. Bush Light is... Bush Light's trendy. It's huge on TikTok. It's trendy.
03:02:28
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There's some asshole that I've known for since he first got on TikTok. He's not an asshole. He's actually a really nice guy. hey But he calls himself the Bush Latte King. The Bush what?
03:02:41
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The Bush Light King. That's just gay. He's got a shirt. He went to Burger King and he's got those stupid Burger King crowns and he's put Bush Light stickers on it. Bush Light is very trendy. It's like people who go to Boosies.
03:02:57
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Nobody wants to fucking go to Boosies. That's somebody trying to thing. make something trendy and it doesn't but in nices trendy way it is trendy it's become trend it bushlight drinking bush light and it's a disgusting Bottoms just rocks that fucking beer.
03:03:20
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and it And it has become trendy. and in the like Like I said, going to Buc-ee's, or as I call it, Boosie's. Oh, I'm going to Buc-ee's. Why? Because you want to pay fucking $10 a gallon for gas and you want to get a shitty sandwich?
03:03:34
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I ain't never been to Buc-ee's either. Those sandwiches look good. we're getting But Bush Light is still cheap though, right? it's It is cheap. We're we're getting that we're getting a Buc-ee's in Ohio.
03:03:47
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You know what I got excited for? Now, we already got Sheetz in Ohio, which I never heard of Sheetz. And then it got here, and I'm like, okay, okay, I see you, Sheetz. 24-7. You got made-to-order food. You got good food. You got good drinks. You got good ice cream.
03:04:03
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All right, all right. I see you, Sheetz. Well, we're getting Buc-ee's in Ohio. But it was also just came out that we're getting Wawa in Ohio. I'm excited for Wawa.
03:04:15
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Because Wawa makes some damn good hoagies. They make some damn good subs. And they got some goddamn fire-ass chicken dough. No, the the whole trendy thing. I would go to Bucky's once.
03:04:29
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But I would not make a regular thing. No, I wouldn't even go. i don't even want to go there one time. No, because I want to try to sandwich. When did gas stations start making fucking good-ass made to order fresh food.
03:04:44
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Never. They do it here. Sheets does it. Wawa does it. You know people go to Sheets, Sheets, Wawa, and Bucky's not so much for gas, but for like food and shit like that. For food. to get I will every once while if I stop at a gas station and I'm hungry, I might grab a bite.
03:05:04
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Like if they have something quick. But you're not going to like um' good you're not You're not going on a date night there. but when but when i When I think of gas station food, I think of going to like 7-Eleven or having a hot dog or yeah or a du and we have Duke and Duchess up here in Ohio. don't know if you have those down there. which is Which has been bought out by BP.
03:05:29
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Oh, wasn't it? Oh, it was a bp Yeah. yeah Speedway has recently been bought out in the last five or so years by 7-Eleven. But when I think of gas station food, I think of roller dogs, which I ain't shitting on roller dogs now. and I want one of those little machines. want one of those roller dog machines, so I always have my dogs in my house.
03:05:48
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Dude, I want one so big. I want to put a fountain machine with like a fountain cook. I found the fountain cook machine where it holds two. I'm the stoner, and I'm shaking my head at this shit.
03:06:00
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Whoa. Roller dogs and shit. That's how you know you've made it, clay when I can just sit there and go, build my coke. You know what I did? You know what I did? I'm like, I don't know.
03:06:14
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i' I've had a roller dog. I'm not saying I've never had a roller dog. I never have one again. and just don't like, i don't I don't get excited about gas stations. Oh, I'm not saying I'm getting excited about it, but when you when you think of gas station food, that's what you think of. no, no, no, no. no no so So when you think of the gas station food, typically you think of... Please, have you met us?
03:06:36
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We get excited over stupid shit. Yeah, you you think of the roller dogs. You think of the weird pizza that's like been sitting in this cage, spinning around. You think of the nachos in a bag. and you But Sheetz has made-to-order fresh food.
03:06:54
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I don't know. I've been to gas stations like that, but even their food's not that great. She's just got good food. And like Wawa, when you walk in, so I've only been i've only ever been to Wawa in Florida, and it's a big deal in Florida.
03:07:07
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But when you walk in there, they have like this fucking massive, like the Wawa's are huge. And you walk in and it's this big fucking three quarters of the quote unquote gas station.
03:07:20
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is like this made-to-order deli, hoagie, food. It's almost like a a restaurant. like ah let's say qua to It's like going to back in the day. Eatery at the mall. guys remember back in the day? You don't see it too often now because that's kind of gone out the window.
03:07:40
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But when you would go to a truck stop and they had the sit-down restaurants in the truck stops. Yeah. Yeah. yeah That's what like Wawa and stuff like that. They're more food over gas station.
03:07:52
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Yes, they are a gas station, but they're more known for their food. That's what I'm excited for. I think that's what Bucky's was started as was started as like a truck stop. Yeah, but Bucky's has become such a fucking goddamn tourist trap and you go in there and these assholes... You can buy those t-shirts and ah These assholes will go on tick they they're on TikTok. They'll go into Bucky's and buy a fucking t-shirt for $60. I'll have fucking Nikki order me a goddamn Bucky's logo and put it on a Walmart $5 shirt and tell everybody I went to Bucky's.
03:08:34
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I'm making a podcast. I'm making a Bucky's teaser. again yeah I'm making a song. No, I agree. it's it's it's It's like the the trendiness of it ruins it.
03:08:50
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I get it. In order for something to be successful, it's got to be at least a little bit trendy. But it's got a ridiculous trend. yeah yes i have a i had a I had a friend that, and you had brought up Speedway earlier, that every time I'm like, every once in a while I talk to he was always going to Speedway, Speedway, Speedway, Speedway. His wife was huge soda drinkers.
03:09:12
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but Anyway, and i me me, when I'm driving down the road, I'm like, oh, I'm hungry. Oh, I need gas. I need something to drink. and it's like It's not about... First gas station to see.
03:09:25
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Exactly. It's like, I don't... yeah will say I will i will i will i will say i will say much like McDonald's Coke. I don't know what McDonald's does. I know Jeff is going to give us some long, drawn-out fucking explanation.
03:09:41
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Yeah, because he's already given it to me. and so there There's actually... there is there is a There is a special contract with Coke and McDonald's. There is a thing. it is weird. Thank you, please.
03:09:53
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You're going to validate him, please. Dude, if I... Dude, if it you're goingnna validate him please do i
Fast Food Hacks and First Date Debates
03:10:00
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if if i do if it Look, man, it does sound stupid.
03:10:07
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does. and I would usually fucking... don't it sounds stupid. But it is i Look, basically in this situation, I want to tell you guys, like I want to tell Penn and Teller when they're breaking down the science of magic and they're telling everybody the secret. I don't want to know the answer.
03:10:22
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don't fucking care. It's delicious. And it's like fucking crack. And I love it. And Speedway does that with their fountain. Speedway does the same thing with their fountain Pepsis.
03:10:35
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Their fountain Pepsis. and And when you're hungover, nothing hits the spot. Like a McDonald's Coke or a Speedway Pepsi. I'm just saying.
03:10:46
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beacon of mcdonaldation ukraine now one of the Speaking Speaking of McDonald's and crack, have you ever had a McCrack? so i learned I learned this. I learned what a McCrack was when I was in Guam. It was huge on the island.
03:11:00
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i want to know you Like the secret menu shit. no it's like it's it's it's it's It's just a McDouble with Mac sauce. Just like I want a McDouble with Mac sauce. We usually just put mac sauce on anything and it's a McCrack.
03:11:17
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But anyway, they they called it the McCrack. And there was, it was like two McDonald's drive-thrus. And one of them you can literally drive through be like, let me get the McCrack. And they know exactly what you're talking about.
03:11:30
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It's like that whole secret menu thing. It's not even... It's something like that. Yeah, I do know that. and It's really easy to make it home, too. But if you guys and want roll ourselves to through McDonald's, go roll through the McDonald's, but like I want a fucking McDouble with Mac sauce.
03:11:50
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I'm going to just... I'm going to just go get the same thing, but I'm going to get a double quarter powder. walmart walmart sells Walmart sells the... the great value, the Walmart brand, it's called Special Sauce.
03:12:06
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It's identical to the Mac sauce. Yeah, you're right. It's just Thousand Island. We have a container of it in the free and refrigerator right now because Nikki makes two different things.
03:12:20
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There's like Big Mac nachos. No. the Big Macos? Yeah, the Big Mac nachos and I think she does some of the tacos. like Big Mac tacos. Nachos. Oh, no. These are like Big Mac nachos. Maybe she does make the Big Mac nachos. I've never had Big Mac nachos, but Big Mac nachos. It's the same thing.
03:12:39
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yeah it's Yeah, and she makes two things with the... but you take You take the hamburger bun and you pin roll it to flatten it. Yeah, we use tortilla shells. And you make it into a fucking taco shell and you use that as the base for your fucking Big Mac taco.
03:12:55
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What is it? why is it like a big So it's like it's like a Big Mac. You have your bun. The problem is yeah my Big Macs don't make it from the gate to the house.
03:13:05
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i think i love it i think what was I think it was a... You make the shit at your home from your fridge, man. You buy the ingredients, man. think one of the things that she did was the Big Mac Crunchwrap.
03:13:19
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It was a Big Mac Crunchwrap. Yeah, I saw that the other day. And then there's something else that she does. But yeah, it's it's literally it's literally, you can go to Walmart and get a container of for like dollar. That sounds good.
03:13:31
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itself That sounds amazing. I saw somebody get, so they make these really big tortilla shells. Authentic Mexican-American food.
03:13:47
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Mexican-American, yes. It's a big Mexican. a big Mexican that you never knew you needed. it's a big Mac-ison. Yeah. good it's ah But yeah, i know yeah like literally, you can get a container. I say container like it's just five-gallon bucket of spaghetti.
03:14:05
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But it's like a little condiment container. It's like a bunch of 25. It's like one of these. It's
03:14:13
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yeah Jeff Borough, he's never going to head down your bucket of spaghetti. yeah I'm proud of my bucket of spaghetti. It's called Special Sauce.
03:14:25
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It's a Walmart brand, the great value. and It change tastes the same? Exactly. Exactly. Oh, bro, you know what else Walmart sells that I haven't tried yet, but I need to try it?
03:14:37
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Apparently, Walmart has Raisin Cane sauce that tastes exactly like the sauce from Raisin Cane's. There is a book out there called Famous Top Secret Recipes or something like that where it breaks down recipes from your favorite fast food joint.
03:14:54
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Granted, this cookbook is decades old, so it might actually have better shit. but you know i know it's You know what's crazy? we do you see the Everything gives you cancer, but yeah. Jeff, rub your nipples into a double chin. You'll look super gay.
03:15:12
Speaker
I thought I told you to go tell your daddy's a pussy and daddy needs to get up here. Yeah, Wyatt. Do your fucking job. Tell your dad. yeah it's It's funny because like those secret recipes are usually like too rare.
03:15:27
Speaker
It's like ketchup and mayonnaise. I just want to say real quick, Minty, this is an 18 plus show. ah You better be 18 or plus, though.
03:15:39
Speaker
He's grandfathered in. He's grandfathered in.
03:15:44
Speaker
the queer nose he He's in because his dad's on the his dad's a part of the network, but he won't tell his dad to come up here because he's scared. Yeah.
03:15:56
Speaker
Queerdos. i don't I shouldn't be laughing at that. pure Oh, my God. OMG. You co-hosted what? Your dad's date night? That's weird.
03:16:10
Speaker
Yeah. Look, I have a question for you. What? To me? Lays and I got... Lays and I were talking last night. Same thing.
03:16:23
Speaker
and Okay. Why don't you tell your dad to come up here so we can make fun of him for being on the spectrum? Exactly. That's so mean. ah Everybody's on the spectrum.
03:16:38
Speaker
Somebody screenshot that for me so I can use that for incriminating evidence to give light against Wyatt. Yeah. It's called blackface. Hold on one second. got it. I'm going to need that picture. I'm going need that picture. He says not. I'm going to pull it up tomorrow before show. Okay.
03:16:56
Speaker
you that picture he says he says not i'm gonna i'm gonna i'm gonna pull it up tomorrow before the show
03:17:07
Speaker
Wyatt's going to be on a stretcher. What do you have a question for me about, Joe? I'm so tired of your questions. So last night we were we were were talking and Blaze doesn't think dinner or movie is ah is a proper date.
03:17:25
Speaker
No, that's not what said. That's not what at all what I said. Go ahead and explain why you said that. I don't think there's such thing as quote-unquote proper date. I just said think going to a movie on your first date is probably not the best kind of date.
03:17:40
Speaker
I agree with Blaze. I think you're quote-unquote. No, no, dude. That's fine. It's your first date. It's your first date. Oh. Oh.
03:17:52
Speaker
Wyatt's learned how to use text in different languages. Do you know what that means? well it's crank I know what that says, I see cranking. What? He wants to crank his... Crank his wank.
03:18:12
Speaker
Jeff, you need to take Blaze on a proper date. Jedi, you need to come up here and and and fucking save me because these guys are killing me. First and foremost, no. Okay, I understand when we were in high school, like, and and I've never, even even even back to high school, I've never been this guy, but I understand, like, there are acceptable times when you go to dinner and a movie for a date.
03:18:37
Speaker
Right. But I don't agree with the fact that first date is, you should never, ever go to the movies on a first date. Because first date is,
03:18:48
Speaker
No, listen, shut up, Jeff. When you go on a first date with somebody, when you go on a first date, especially at our age, at our age now, we're not doing the high school where, you know, we're in school together. We know each other already.
03:19:04
Speaker
You know, at our age now, when you go on a first date, it's all about getting to know somebody. It's about talking. It's about, it's, it's, ah it's, um, and Well, I mean, you can still just come and keep me company.
03:19:19
Speaker
It's all about getting to know somebody and interacting and seeing it. That's what the dinner is for. and see if you guys vibe and see if you guys are feeling each other out. Maybe you go to dinner.
03:19:29
Speaker
You grab a couple drinks afterwards. Maybe you go play a little Topgolf. Maybe you go bowling or something like that. You go do something where you can interact with each other. When you're in a movie theater, you're sitting there for two to three hours watching a movie. You really can't interact. And I understand why Jeff is saying... You want something nostalgic to take it to?
03:19:47
Speaker
Take you to an arcade. Yeah, arcades. And I understand why Jeff is saying like, First date, I'm taking her to the movies. You want to know why? Because Jeff dates a lower class of woman where typically five minutes into the meeting, she's sucking his dick or eating his asshole or doing some weird shit where she's got a thumb in his ball. It wins a win, buddy. It wins a win. Dude, if she's going for the milk dud a while in the movie theater, that might actually be a good first date. That's keeper.
03:20:18
Speaker
want to versus this man that's just me i know I know the bar is set very low when it comes to women Jeff dating them. And I also know that when it comes to the women Jeff dates, the standards, not very good.
03:20:35
Speaker
But you are definitely not taking somebody Jeff's going to date home to meet your grandmother.