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On this episode of wtf news gold toilets and funny pranks and the continuation of the new penis report BIO.LINK/NONSENSICALNETWORK
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Introduction to 'What the Fuck News'
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Thank you.
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Jeff on the mic, Glick on the keys. What the fuck news? Got you weak in the knees. Talking about headlines, bizarre as can be. Penis report, it's a strange marquee. What the fuck news?
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Can't believe your ears. Ridiculous stories, shattering fears. Tune in, turn up, life's a weird parade. Everything's strange in the WTF show.
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Got them talking wild, Glick with the details, Jeff with the smile Weird news wave, come ride the confusion Reality's glitch beyond delusion
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That's right, everybody.
Kickoff with 'What the Fuck Wednesday'
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It is What the Fuck Wednesday. How you doing, sir?
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What up, motherfuckers? It's a What the Fuck Wednesday. It might help if I get on to the studio. There we go. That might help. Yeah, we got a couple of people already in the chat. What's up, Blaze?
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ah Benji, how you doing? It is Wednesday. We are doing the, of course, What the Fuck Wednesday gig. And, of course, don't forget bio.link slash nonsense. It's going network everywhere you find us.
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We're there. Seven the day, no sense, but don't worry about It's Wednesday. um And don't forget, of course, as always, Beauty and the Beard Creative Corner On Facebook and Instagram, hit Nikki up, get my picture on a t-shirt just to piss her off. It'll be funny.
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I'm telling you. we're doing so that picture It's to be a thing, dude. It's going to be a thing. Nobody's going to do it. Nobody likes you that much.
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My boy's got my back. Nobody likes you that much where they want to piss off Nikki, who they actually like. And I don't even know her.
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I'm just saying. It's going to be a thing. Even if I have to buy a thousand t-shirts, what do you mean I like? You could buy a thousand t-shirts with your face on it. And you know what? That's not going to bother her one bit. I know. I know. You do the math at $25 a piece. And it's not going bother me one bit. I'll help her make it. That's okay. That's okay.
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I'm going to be rich. I don't know how. I don't know what you're going to do with a thousand t-shirts with your face on it. I don't either. I'm like boy in the swag bag. You never know. long as the money is paid up front and in full. Nobody here going to be upset. We're all going to be going, this dumbass.
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I don't care. I'll get about to random people. I don't care. it' would be awesome The starving kids that get excited for the World Series and the Super Bowl Championship loser shirts and hats wouldn't even be excited for a Jeff shirt. They'd be like, oh, surprised really?
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Son of a bitch. and's got to charter show Nobody wants a Jarvis shirt. Trust me. If there was a comparison, Jarvis and me, my shirt's going to sell more.
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I'm sorry. Jeff's over here. I make a shirt. I make a t-shirt. Let's be honest. know, there are other podcasts out there that they have to bribe their guests with tattoos.
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I'm just saying. Anywho. don't think so. I don't think I did. I think I got a stick. Did you? Yeah. Yeah.
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um
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It's in my pile of stickers. Stickers! I'm terrible at stickers. I always want to save them to put them on something and then i never find anything to put them on. and then That's problem. I just have stickers laying around.
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That's my problem. Oh yeah, there it is. It's a tiny little thing. Oh, there it is. and we just Go get some piece of sheet metal, mount it to the wall and just cover it with stickers.
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There you go. b Brian's wife's food truck. I think that's what that is. Yeah. i got that yeah and
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So as I said, it is What the Bunk Wednesday. We got some news stories. We got some crazy shit to talk about. I was going through stories today and i actually did research and I read every one of these.
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Technically, I had my AI read them to me and because that's my new toy. i found it I found a Chrome extension that I could actually Highlight everything you want to read and it'll read it to you.
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So I've read them during work technically. um Oh, I forgot message your side.
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Oh.
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Ladies, by the way, side's in for Friday. That reminds me. No, no, no, no. Because that reminds me. I'm going to throw this up here because I saved the screenshot just for this.
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Don't forget this Friday. It is action trivia night where we're going to be doing trivia on nonsense and chill where you can come up and if you want to compete, you can do so.
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Of course, the new rule is you're going to be muted unless it's your turn.
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Because that way we kind of control the animals. Don't even fucking start. Don't even fucking start.
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1-0. want to know baby. 1-0. Slap a kid on the back, they stay like that. That's what you're going to be like. That's what to look like in your coffin. 1-0, baby.
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Chalk one up for the good guys, as the great Scott Hall used to say. guy in that situation. I'm sorry. Hello. Hello.
The Great Gold Toilet Heist
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o So I have a story for you here, buddy.
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This happened in... Bitch, I wish you would. Bellingham Palace. This is in the u k Thieves broke in and stole 2.8 million pound, as in currency, gold toilet.
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as in currency gold toilet
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but So this 18-carat American but title titled The American Made it by an Italian artist. I cannot pronounce this guy's name. Marzullo.
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don't know. Some Italian dude. You could have Googled pronunciation his name. no I could. i could, which I usually do, but I had it earlier and I forgot it. Marzullo. Marzullo. Yeah. Well, this thing weighed 98 kilograms.
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yeah well this thing weighed ninety eight kilogram Didn't Elvis have a golden toilet? Oh, dude, that ah it's not the only golden toilet ever. I think Trump has one, too.
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yeah I don't know about that, but I thought it it was rumored. And it could be 100% folklore. I'm not saying that it is true or not. But I have sworn I heard that Elvis had a ah golden toilet at Graceland.
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It's a possibility. I have no idea. I do have a picture of said toilet, dude. So it was donated. Yeah, it was donated. You know, this artist made it and he donated it to ah this palace.
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And it's...
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If I was the palace, I would not be mad about this thing being stolen because they insured it for $6 million, dollars almost double what it's worth. It's 4.75 million pounds.
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You know, and i got you got to see the picture of this thing. I don't understand why. Where the hell is my... I have like four tabs open. You got to see this thing.
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I don't want to be the one to clean it, and I don't want to be the one to shit in it because it looks like it like ruin it to to use it. But how cool is that? Fully plumbed in. Fully working.
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Is it gold plated? It is not gold plated. It is 98 karat gold. So it is solid gold. yeah Worth 2.8 million pounds. About 1.5 million.
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i know't I don't know how you could. Because gold is super fragile. but you Well, it's not that fragile. I mean, if you your i mean big fat ass sits on the toilet seat, you could bend Maybe your fat ass not my fat ass. You see how easily you could take like a gold ring and put it in your hand and just bend it?
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Well, I mean, toilet seats are not that thick. Well, they're a good half inch.
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Anyways, the toilet was an artwork piece by the Italian artist. It was fully functional and it was on exhibit at this palace, Belham, Bel, Bel, Bel, Naham, in Oxfordshire.
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Country home, at where basically the same place Winston Churchill was born. It was stolen in 2019, but the reason why this is in the news and which is why I brought it up, the court date was yesterday.
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Or Monday, sorry, Monday. I feel like we've talked about this before. No. The 18-carat gold toilet titled American toilet.
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Very cute. Very cute. I see what you did there. I just caught that. um What? So, but the art piece, this gold toilet was an art piece. It was titled The American.
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As in America's a shithole. ah The gold itself is believed to be worth 2.8 million pounds. It doesn't give the translation into dollars, but pounds are worth more than dollar. So I'd say about 1.9, maybe 2 million U.S.,
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maybe two million u s ah Michael Jones, 39, of Oxford, pledged not guilty to stealing the artwork. In the overnight raid early on the 14th of September, 2019, Frederick Schein, 36, was known as Frederick Doe of Welkville.
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and There was like four of these guys. The way they broke in, like this is hilarious, because these guys broke in They drove their car. They stole two cars, one of them an Isuzu and one of them a Volkswagen Golf.
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yeah The first thing you think of when you're stealing something. They stole two cars. Then they drove through the wooden gates with the cars and broke into the building using sledgehammers.
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And they were in and out in under 14 minutes. I found that impressive. They knew right where to go. they got it out. Where was this head again? What palace? It's Bellingham Palace.
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I'll put it here in the chat. um Not very structurally sound if two idiots in an Isuzu and sledgehammers broke through the walls in 14 minutes Well, no, they they broke the doors the doors are just wood I put it in the private chat so you can see how it's spelled That the doors, are you know, because it's an old fucking building Churchill was born there So they just broke down the doors and they went right to where that toilet was so they knew where it was and the The newspaper says, oh, they must have planned it out.
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It's not that hard to remove a toilet, folks. I'm telling you now. I've done it. It's too fucking Yeah, but i saw a solid gold toilet's not going to be light. It weighed 98 kilos.
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That's a little bit more than two bolts with the way it's plumbed into the wall there. Oh, yeah. Saw's all your gold into it. Anywho, they basically, you know, it was fully plumbed in. They removed it, leaving water pouring up through the pipes everywhere.
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And the whole thing took about five minutes.
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So four guys, five minutes, stole the toilet.
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My question is, where do you pawn off a gold toilet?
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I mean, my first thought is melt that fucker down. Nobody will know. I would just melt it down. i don't think you're pawning off a gold toilet. Not without raising some attention and people going... ah Where'd you get that? Well, like... Because that is it that is that is a hot,
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a that's hot shit that's ah It is hot shit. It is. It's not something that you're just going to walk into the local pawn USA and go, I'd like to pawn this. How much can I get for it?
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Because everybody in the world now knows that this golden toilet that was in a palace has been stolen, and they don't want anything to do with it. So, yeah, the only option is just to melt that bitch down. But it also comes down to um it's actually worth more as the sculpture. Yeah.
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well yeah pure gold but but at the end of the day I'll take two million dollars over six if I have to yeah because you're you're paying the extra for the work of art yeah I'm just saying they could have shipped it to me I'd put it here in my office I'll make sure it's on camera every episode I'm just saying check out my gold toilet man Would you ever get a gold toilet if you had the money, like more money than brains?
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No. I don't either. I don't think it's a terrible waste of money. I wouldn't get anything gold. I don't like gold. I don't either. I don't either. I'm not that gold guy. No, there's there's there's so many other things that could spend money on outside of it. like Like fun stuff that I could use and show off, like a boat.
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oh exactly Or an RTV. I don't know. of fucking For $2 million, dollars what could I buy that's $2 million? dollars i don't know. Ready to say everything I've ever wanted. you know you know A studio. like A house with a studio. The gold toilet thing never crossed my mind. like you know I play a game in my head. If I had $2 billion, dollars what would I buy?
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Gold toilet never crossed my list. Never once. It's not like, ooh, I need that. It'd probably buy me a bunch more fucking championship belts before I bought me a gold toilet.
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I'd have one for each show. You would. i mean but you could actually have them made out of real gold or white gold. Yeah, so yeah I would probably do white gold. If I was going go that expensive. I agree. I would have them all blinged out and shit.
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Just like a real WWE championship with all the diamonds and shit. Like a rhinestone cowboy. i get it. Like a rhinestone glick. Get Cash a little mini belt. I mean, I get the idea of why they stole it.
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But I'm sure there was other shit they could have got out of there. Give me a blinged out chain that says the champ on it. I'll wear that. Toilet around my neck like I'm flavorful.
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How heavy is the toilet, though? Because gold's not light. It said 98 kilos. So I have to do the math. Yeah, what is that
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is that? Yes. And it is. So 98. Oh, it's 216 pounds, buddy. No, that's not bad. I could lift that out by myself. Yeah, but you're you i mean you're definitely going to need that Isuzu and Golf to get the fuck out of Dodge. so who The question is, could that Isuzu and Golf handle 218 pounds? Well, is it newer Golf?
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I still have the question I ask. You can tear your fat ass around. You weigh more than that toilet. Again, the question I ask, can that Isuzu or Golf handle the weight? If it can't haul me around, it's not hauling that toilet seat. Amen to that.
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But yeah, i don't know I didn't realize it weighed that much. So 200, what did I say it was? 216 pounds. I don't know how they carried it out because anybody who knows anything about toilets knows how awkward they are to carry. They are awkward. A regular toilet you could grab and carry by yourself. You just wrap your arms around it. Well, I can because...
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I'm actually a full-time man. i've always i'm not were like what When I did plumbing, I would actually so stand above the toilet and just kind of pick it up and walk into place.
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But I'm not going to chuck it over my shoulder and just start running. Just get a bear hugging around the base. do do yeah Walk away. but but that's that one see It's one of the ones that you see it like when you go to McDonald's. It doesn't have a tank on it.
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So it's going to be less awkward. It's commercial toilet. So it's not as awkward as the tank ones, but it's still 216 pounds is not something you just kind of, you know, nobody will notice. i in wimppo Clearly nobody fucking noticed these guys drive cars into the side of the building, bust a wall down, and walk out with toilet.
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They didn't bust a wall down. They busted a the door down. It's a wooden door. The story literally said they busted through wall the sledgehammers. The funny thing is today they left the sledgehammers behind.
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That's how they got caught.
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There's five of them. Maybe somebody grabbed the fucking sledgehammers. I'm just saying. Because their fingerprints were on the sledgehammer because they're stupid. Because God forbid you wear gloves. You know.
Legal Fallout of the Gold Toilet Theft
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I'm just saying. Yeah. Smart, not too smart. yeah Seems to be like... If you're going to have a gold toilet, that's what I said.
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There's got to be more things in that palace to steal other than the gold toilet. I mean, I'm going to take a piece. Like, I'd take the the the the main line because it's, you know, solid gold.
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The main line coming into the toilet. I'll take that because I can put that in my pocket. It's small. Probably weighs about two pounds. Throw in my pocket. Leave the big chunk of the gold there.
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And then grab some other shit that's laying around. I mean, it's Churchill's house. There's got to be something cool there.
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Yeah, they are they are due to be back in court at the end of the month, end of the next month, for sentencing. Because they weren't found guilty. was I don't know where...
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Do they retrieve the toilet? Do they have it back? It doesn't say. that's what because i asked the same thing.
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I don't see. The trial continues, it says.
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they They basically, eventually, they pleaded not guilty, but then they pleaded guilty once they they realized that they it was kind of like, du we have you on video, you dumbasses.
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yeah
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there's video I wish I had the video, but there's video of these assholes. It's like a toilet. i like if you When you go to jail and they're like, what are you in for? ah stolen toilet.
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You they sell it at the fucking Home Depot, I'm just saying. Stole a gold toilet, mother bitches. But no, i've heard I've heard a couple of celebrities have got gold toilets.
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That's when you go and you've got too much money. And you should give it to the nonsense we'll never. Because we don't need a gold toilet, but we could use some money.
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We definitely could. And by we, I mean me. All of us. Let's be honest. But yeah, I just thought that was kind of a I saw that and i was like, who steals a toilet?
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Honestly. Honestly.
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People do, man. People can do things. Oh, shit. I do have video. The page does have videoier video if you'd like to see it. But I'm afraid to show it due to the fact that copyright. Mute it.
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Okay, I can mute it. So let me go ahead and share my screen because this is Who's it from? What news station? Sky. Sky News. We're no affiliations to Sky News.
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but There it is. There they are. That's the palace. I mean it's not small. Oh, wow. He went up right up on those stairs. I'm just saying. Not the most smart.
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Dude's not even wearing a mask. Doesn't even give a few shits. He's got gloves on. There's the sledgehammers. Those aren't even sledgehammers. Okay. That's a pry bar.
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He needs bigger pants. There's the golf. I mean, know you can put a toilet in there.
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Clearly they're going to. They got in the back seat. know. We're going to have to teach him about fair use and all that stuff. Yeah.
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We got back into sagging.
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Go, go, go, go. There's him putting the toilet in the back of the bulls bargain.
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That is a big... i When I thought palace, I did not realize it was that big.
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Most palaces are pretty big. It's not a palace. It's a palace. Yeah, I guess. yeah that's Sky News. I like Sky News I got some weird stories. I got a couple of yeah and I knew right where all your stories come from just because they're all in the same same general region of the world.
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Yeah. What are you going do? And they were probably the top five stories. No, the the last couple ones I had to actually search for. A couple the stories on there, i was like one was like but was like, yeah, nobody cares.
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I said, it's not funny. I saw the gold toilet and lost my mind.
00:26:10
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What you got, sir? I don't know. You don't know? I don't know. Oh, let's hear
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So, sometimes parents like to throw birthday parties for their kids.
Build-A-Bear Birthday Drama
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Sometimes they like to do them at like, you know, Chuck E. Cheese, McDonald's, Magic Mountain, whatever, you know, where whatever. yeah JoJo's Monkey Palace, which I think was an actual, think that was the name of it.
00:26:48
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We had a place called like that. and and I think it was JoJo's Monkey Palace or something like that. It was down in Charleston. It was like a big like indoor play area and game room and blah-de-blah, whatever.
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Well, ah you know, not that normal. Well, a bomb decides to throw a birthday party. Calm down, Super. At Build-A-Bear.
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ah Birthday party at Build-A-Bear has gone viral after a mother's a child's mother decided to collect all of the stuffed animals made at the event to be part of the birthday gifts for the kids.
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I saw that. According to a Reddit post that has recently resurfaced on TikTok, On the account, Unplugged Moments, a woman attended a birthday party at the store with her seven-year-old niece, where the plan was to eat at the mall's food court, then go to Build-A-Bear, where the children were to create custom-made teddy bears, and then go back to the birthday girl Sarah's house for cake.
00:27:49
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Sounds like a pretty fun day for a bunch of seven-year-olds. Now, if I'm an adult, I'm going to want to kill myself about 25 minutes into this whole excursion. yeah but as As a dad who has been there, you know, multiple times for the for the under 10 birthday parties, which make me want to kill myself.
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You're literally walking in and going, where's the beer? Because I'm going to need a lot of time. There were a total of eight children, including Sarah, at the party. But when the group arrived at Build-A-Bear, it turned out a party hadn't been booked at the store.
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Instead, the girls were treated just as regular customers coming in. On the invite, mind mind you, it says, Sarah's seventh birthday, what we're going to do. Every child will be able to Build-A-Bear, the aunt noted on TikTok.
00:28:37
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However, the niece didn't get to keep the Build-A-Bear. ah From Sarah's seventh birthday party. It just says the build better. um From Sarah's seventh birthday party. Reddit storyteller says um
00:28:57
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Sarah's mother covered the price of all eight children. to make their bears and the ants spend an extra $35 to cover additions to the stuffed animals like outfits and accessories.
00:29:08
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You know, when you go to build a bear, you want to get a hat, you want to get an outfit, you want to get a purse and sunglasses, whatever. maybe That's why I buy all my clothes, build bear. Yeah, I believe it. Maybe you put a little voice box thing in there. It says, mom, we love you. Actually, Austin has one in her bear for a first, second birthday or something like that.
00:29:26
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Me and her mom put one of those little things. It might still work today. Fuck, I don't know. She's still got it upstairs. ah After the group all took a photo together with their bears, Sarah's mom told the children to hand over their stuffed animals to Sarah.
00:29:40
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Cue the birthday mom. She did pay for them. But... you Let people know. You've got a group of seven-year-old kids that just think they're building bears and they get to keep them at this birthday party and then... ah That's called a pumpkin pie.
00:30:01
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yeah Yeah. Cue the birthday, Mom. Okay, thank you, everyone. Now you can hand over your bears to Sarah. Thank you so much for building a personal bear so that Sarah can remember you by.
00:30:12
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You have to let people know this. Yeah, fine print. Yeah, that way they can go in and say, hey, i' we're gonna be a little Susan.
00:30:23
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yeah Yeah, this is this is for Sarah's birthday present, so Make her a bear or a giraffe or whatever you think she'll like. But you're not getting all the accessories, Sarah.
00:30:35
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Right. You're getting a bear. You're getting a naked bear. Oh, yeah. i'm a Exactly. That's some bullshit. How much are those Build-A-Bears? I've never gone to them. It depends.
00:30:51
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Like the naked bear. Depends on the size, I'm assuming. depending on size, depending on what you get, because they do have special edition, limited edition. Yeah, if you go in and build a bear with all the accessories, you're going to probably be looking at anywhere from $60 to $80.
00:31:08
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Maybe a little less, give or take. Fuck that, dude. I'll go to the fucking claw machine. I'll get you a fucking bear. Give me like five bucks. I'll get you bear. Maybe a little less, give or take. Like I said, depending upon what what all extra, you know, yeah you get on there. Because...
00:31:24
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yeah like The bear itself, I think, is like $25, maybe $20, $25. But where they get you at is with the outfits and you know the accessories and and the voice box. if you want to put Because i mean they personalize the bear. You get to put the little heart in there. You got to warm up the bear's heart and put it inside so that he's ready to feel alive. I'm just going to say business, business, business.
00:31:48
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Genius business idea. i wish I would have thought of it. Because... um
00:31:56
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So I thought, you know, as as the story goes, she says, the aunt says, I thought we were going to get to keep the bear. I thought that was it. So I may be in the wrong, but I looked at the invite. She said, invite said nothing at all.
00:32:10
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This is where the mom's in the wrong, in my opinion. Despite her assumption the bears were considered part of the birthday party activities and would be counted as party favors, the aunt decided not to dwell on it and went back to Sarah's house where the birthday girl then opened her presents and ate cake.
00:32:28
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But the aunt ended up caving when it was time for an activity called Game Town where the other children watched Sarah play with all of her new stuffed animals. She then pulled Sarah's mother aside to discuss the situation.
00:32:43
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excuse me, Sarah's mom. Come here. so that grand Yeah. I tapped the mom and said, excuse me. maybe I have a misunderstanding on the invite.
00:32:53
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It says the kids were able to build a bear. She was like, yeah, build a bear for Sarah to keep. Instead of arguing further further, the aunt left the party. She returned at a time at a later time with her niece to build a bear where the girl could make another stuff. Damn. Well, cool.
00:33:09
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Good job on the aunt. Kudos to the aunt. Uh,
00:33:15
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And it goes on. one One of the commenters on this viral thing said, what? Why does she need eight bears? I agree. I agree. Eight bears being excessive.
00:33:28
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Yeah, another agreed. So Sarah got eight Build-A-Bears plus her own presence. That's crazy work, bruh. Yeah, that's... Yeah. Your mom's a dumbass, Sarah, first and foremost. I'm assuming they were like, bring a bring a fucking...
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gift, too.
00:33:48
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So not only are those girls upset that they didn't keep the bear that they built. Yeah. Oh, Jesus.
00:33:59
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I took my bear. And then you had to sit there and watch her play fucking Game Town by herself with her new eight fucking stuffed friends.
00:34:09
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That's all the friends she's going to have, so she better get used to it. Because all of her friends are like, fuck that bitch. Sarah's going to get beat up a lot. She like the inside of a locker. oh Sarah's going to get beat up a lot. She better get good at sucking dick. That's all I've got to say. Because that's the only way she's going to be popular. Exactly.
00:34:35
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Ain't you that stupid little bitch that had eight wildebears at her seventh birthday party? Yeah, but look what I can do. come ah All's forgiven. I forgive you. Keep going. I'll go buy you eight wildebears right now if you'd like. I'll get you three more. I'll give you a fuck. but i' like I said, I get it. The mom paid for them.
00:34:57
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But it should have said in the invitation, at least in parentheses, bear gifts for Sarah. Yeah. Yeah, it should have said you know, and it like I said, I'm not mad. ah You know, I'm not I'm not mad. at She did pay for it.
00:35:12
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But let it be known. I'm paying for the, you know, put it, put it in the, put it in the, in invitation. We're going go to build a bear where each child will get the opportunity to build a bear for Sarah. or sarah i ah I am, of course, paying for that because I'm thinking like seven year old kids, you know, they're, got fucking, they're attached by the time they get to the heart.
00:35:34
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I got a 43 year old fiance and a 20 year old daughter that freak out. If you take them to build a bear. I couldn't even talk them off a ledge if I had and i was like, oh, they're not for you. They were actually for her. They're going to fight that little girl. Square the fuck up. So imagine how a bunch of little seven-year-old kids are going to feel when they're like, I just made...
00:36:00
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ah just made I've named it. Slowpoke the turtle, you know? Yeah, and they've named it. They've already attached to it. Now they've got to fuck it. That's cruel and unusual punishment. So that way, you know, if you know that in advance, you know, you can let your know pay. You can warm the kid.
00:36:16
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Yeah, we we're going to build a bear for poor Sarah for her birthday. You know, make it how you want for her. And then at the same time, you know what? We're already here. hair We're not paying extra.
00:36:28
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Yeah, itd be like, you know what? Same time, we're already here. I got you. I'll get you one as well. One you, to one for Sarah. Sarah gets the naked one. but yeah Done.
00:36:39
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that Now you got a bunch of kids what the fuck? Yeah. I guarantee you there's tears like you breathe about. Yeah. like I had been crying. was like...
00:36:50
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Then we're going to go back and eat cake. We're going to go back and eat cake. And then watch her play with her fucking stuffed bears. Play Game Town. What the fuck is Game Town? What kind lame shit is that, Sarah?
00:37:02
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yeah Fucking nerd. i don't like this Sarah kid. I don't either. I don't like this fucking Sarah Sarah sounds snooty. I'm just saying. Go to hell, Sarah. Fuck your mom, too. maybe Your mom's a whore. I want to stuff your mom. This is why your dad never came back when he went to go get milk. Exactly.
00:37:23
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You're a fucking nerd and your mom's a whore. That's horrible. The next email we're going to get is from Sarah's attorney. Just to let you guys know you'll be paying for years of therapy.
00:37:37
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Just to let you know, you can suck my dick and eat my asshole. but Yeah, you can send it to Cancun where you can't do shit. so Bring it on, lawyers.
00:37:49
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Build a whore, exactly. Build a whore, yeah. Surprise, Sarah. Your mom was little whore. If I was of those little kids... Did you say it was somebody coming back with some milk? Oh, no. It's just part of the story. need give you some more water. No.
00:38:03
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yes name but then I'm just saying. If I was one of those little kids' dads, I'm like, yeah, I'm going to go dump Sarah's mom because she deserves it.
00:38:14
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Surprise! that that Clearly, Sarah's mom's got some money. so Yeah. Seven bears and and like call it, what, 40 bucks a pop?
00:38:28
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Jesus.
00:38:30
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That's inexpensive. I'm not dropping the bill on eight fucking bears. I'm not either. Fuck, pass. Like I said, here's 20 bucks. There's a claw machine. Get as many as you want.
00:38:42
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Problem solved. problem solved Hope you're good at the claw machine. Exactly. I love the claw machine. The claw machine.
00:38:57
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Sorry. What do we got here? what do you got here for music for tonight? We've got one new song down at the bottom. Is that the new one? Okay, is it Indigo? Who sings this?
00:39:09
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Shout out to any color you like. They were on the show last night. Glick's House of Music every Tuesday at 8 p.m. And we had an absolute fucking blast. Noah and Gavin were awesome.
00:39:23
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We had a lot of fun. Definitely looking forward to They will be back because they are there are seven seven members in this band. Holy shit. I saw their... Yeah.
00:39:35
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And we only had two last night. So I would like to meet all seven of the the band members. So they will be back again. But we had an absolute blast. Any color you like. If you've seen the show, if you've watched the replay, if you haven't, go watch the replay.
00:39:51
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They've got a lot of stuff coming up. Hot and fast. lot of new music. But this is an older but new song. even Going to be even newer again.
00:40:03
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But it's called Indigo. It's kick-ass song. From any color you like, and you can find them on all social media at acylmusic. There you go We'll be right back.
00:41:31
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Does everybody hate me or not just hide?
00:42:09
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Can anybody help me? Find some peace of mind
00:43:45
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Find some peace of mind
00:44:11
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There you go. Any color you like, that is called indigo. I actually enjoyed that. That wasn't bad.
00:44:18
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Slightly. Yeah, yeah I saw their, their, their, you had their, their photo as the background when I popped up and setting up the studio. i thought that was kind of interesting.
00:44:32
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Welcome back everybody to what the fuck news. Don't forget bio. Link slash nonsense. Go network everywhere. We have a show. You'll be able to find it there. And of course, don't forget Beauty and the Beard Creative Corner on Facebook and Instagram where you can go ahead and get our merch. And of course, any merch that you like, Nicky will make it.
00:44:55
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um And of course, tomorrow, Wally is doing... ah Is Wally doing a show tomorrow? Mm-hmm. Okay, he is?
00:45:07
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Okay, so he is doing... Cold-blooded conversations tomorrow. And then don't forget, everybody, Friday, the 28th. I believe he is Friday. go ahead.
00:45:19
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I believe Wally has a guest tomorrow. Yeah, I know she had to reschedule. I popped up on Monday with him to ask him some questions about his snakes. And then he brought out some weird bearded dragon that ran around the house like it was on fire.
00:45:35
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then I had to go take a shower because it freaked me out. Anyways, uh, but yeah, tomorrow, I believe he does have a, I'll reach out to him see if he's got guest for tomorrow. And don't forget this Friday trivia night, this, the 28th, which is Friday, uh, starting at 8 PM Eastern time.
00:45:58
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We're going to be doing another trivia night for the, for the February month. And, um, Yeah, we already got a couple confirmations. We got Tony's coming up.
00:46:10
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You're going to be there. ah Cy said he's going to try to make it. He basically confirmed that while we were starting the show here. And I got a couple more invites sent out. We'll get some competition. Brian will not be able to make it. He has to work.
00:46:24
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So Saturday, of course, is Open Door Challenge Nonsensical Nonsense after Cash's Corner. You see what I did there? Yeah, let's mix it up. where you guys, of course, talk some wrestling.
00:46:37
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And then Saturday, of course, is the Open Door Challenge where we do you can come up and talk some shit with us. Sundays, of course, is Unnecessary Ruppers where the boys talk some sports.
00:46:49
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what what are you Football's over, right? We're talking everything, baby. Football, soccer, baseball, hockey, NASCAR, MMA, fighting, tennis, cricket.
00:47:04
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I did find an interesting hockey tidbit that I meant to send you. I don't know if I sent it to you or not, but I'll see if I can find it and resend it to you. um It was interesting. it was like back in like the 70s, the Bruins like beat the shit out of their fucking fans. It was awesome.
00:47:22
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but yes and okay And then, of course, Monday's Wally is back with Speedway Stories. We're going to talk some racing. And then Tuesday's is Clicks House Music. And then you're back.
00:47:34
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what do What do you got for next Tuesday? Who's coming up?
00:47:39
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Next Tuesday the 4th, isn't it? Correct.
00:47:47
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Solo is coming back from Reckless High. Nice. We're going to sit down and hang out again. They've got a whole bunch of new stuff that's getting ready to come out. um He's got some other projects we're going to talk about.
00:48:00
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Catch up with Solo from Reckless High. Nice. And then, of course, then we're back to Wednesday, which is this show, What the Fuck Do's. See how I did that? Start with this one, end with this one. It's full circle.
00:48:12
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That's the nonsensical network, everybody. Men Pairing for Men, of course, is on hiatus for the moment. we're go We're working on getting that revamped here pretty soon. um Yeah,
00:48:26
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so.
QR Code Stickers on Graves Controversy
00:48:29
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A mysterious QR code stickers have been appearing in over a thousand graves in Munich. Now, I'm not mad at this story, and I don't know why the Munich police are.
00:48:41
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Because if you scan these QR codes, like they're actually showing, they tell you whose the grave is for. But apparently, Germans don't like this.
00:48:54
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They are actually, um there's a thousand stickers have been put on gravestones, wooden crosses at three cemeteries in southern Germany, city of Munich. The stickers have been put on both old and new graves.
00:49:09
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And the QR code, of course, when you scan it, shows the name of the person buried at that location. i And there the sticker, they're only i two inch by inch and a half, if that.
00:49:23
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ah So they're not massive. It's not like a big old thing. But apparently the police are like, hey, you can't be doing this. Well, if they don't have permission to do it, it could be considered desecration. It could be considered vandalism.
00:49:39
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I think it's a nice thing to do, and I think the Z Germans need to calm down. Well, I mean, it it is kind of cool, and it's it's a fun concept. It's just a matter of go through the right channels.
00:49:50
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Yeah, I get that. I get that. But the police are investigating. um They say say we haven't found a pattern yet. Yeah, you have. It's a QR code. Ha, ha, ha. The stickers are both decades-old graves and very new graves.
00:50:07
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So the new graves have just the wooden cross. They haven't made the headstone yet. But the police are searching for the person that's done it, and they're asking everybody if they've seen anything to reach out to them.
00:50:23
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Once again, I get it. Go through the proper channels. But at the end of the day, it's like, you know... i don't I don't have a problem with this. let them let somebody do Somebody being creative, maybe you should kind of take a queue cemeteries and kind of do this yourself.
00:50:43
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Well, that is a service that could be offered down the road. Agreed. um
00:50:51
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And being it's just a sticker, I mean, if you don't want it there, just peel it off. It's not that hard. um But yeah, I get it why why they're upset.
00:51:03
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You know, you don't have permission. But at the end of the day some of these are a couple hundred years old and you can't read them because they're made of limestone or whatever. And they've they've degraded over the years.
00:51:15
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So I'm not mad at this, but I get it. You need to go through the proper channels, like you said.
00:51:23
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So, I don't know. I can't just...
00:51:29
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You can't go all will willy-nilly yeah
00:51:36
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free reign and just start slapping stickers on shit, especially if some of those 200 years old older. older Those are historical workers.
00:51:47
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Those are historical graves, so they're protected. Yeah. I know like down in Charleston and like that, you can't just go willy-nilly doing whatever the hell you want to in the cemeteries and stuff like that um that have those historical graves in them.
00:52:07
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Those historical gravesites. I wonder if you would get if they would get upset if you just kind of put like a little, like one of those little flagstones, like not a flagstone, but a little cardboard. As long as you do anything to the actual tombstone itself or the gravestone itself.
00:52:22
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I don't know. i I mean, I can't answer that question. Obviously, I don't know the answers to it. But you can't just go around desecrating. But is it really desecration?
00:52:32
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Yeah, dude, because you don't have permission at the end of the day. you know it is graffiti. I get it. It's graffiti. But it's also kind of informative because not only does it tell you who's buried there, but it gives you a little bit of history as well.
00:52:54
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Yes, but you still have to do it the proper way. I just think the Munich police need to calm the fuck down. And I don't think it's that hard to go, hey, I have this great idea. This is a great concept, especially for some of these historical grave sites or grave sites that are 200 years old.
00:53:13
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i have an idea. agree. Could we can we possibly do this? um And then they say, yes, you can or no, you can't at the end of the day.
00:53:25
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I did find out something interesting. Speaking of grave zones, this little tangent here, the bunker where Hitler killed himself, obviously the bunker is not there anymore. But every year, couple hundred survivors come back and piss on the area.
00:53:44
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They're not allowed to do it anymore. Because it's, you know, not necessarily healthy for the brown. What are you? Did you hurt your face?
00:53:56
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You're muted, by the way.
00:54:00
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Oh, you're on the phone. Okay. But yeah, the apparently they're there's... It's funny about the ah whole pissing on Hitler's grave thing. Right next to it is a boba tea joint.
00:54:12
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So you've got to fill up before you empty out. But apparently they're stopping that in Germany where you can't do that anymore. They actually had an area cordoned off where you could quote unquote piss on Hitler's grave.
00:54:25
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But they actually stopped it because it was technically toxic. Or not toxic, but you know it's human waste. So they're yeah, we can't really do this anymore. It's not necessarily healthy.
00:54:38
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So i was like, that's kind of bummer. Because bucket list, just saying. And, but yeah, so I, I actually have a picture of these and I'm going to show you a picture. You can see this QR code.
00:54:57
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It's, it's like postage stamp style, size, sorry, but not style, but it's nothing like so big that like, if you walk by, you're not even going to really notice this thing.
00:55:14
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I agree. i agree, Blaze. They're huge waste of real estate. real estate But yeah, that's what they look like. They're little bitty things.
00:55:26
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I mean, that's minuscule. I wouldn't even noticed it if I was the groundskeeper. I'm just saying.
00:55:35
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You're still muted.
00:55:39
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Are you still on the phone? Oh, my God. I'll go into my next one, and then you can do two. and i has only been their life do Okay, mute yourself again.
00:55:51
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Cemeteries are are a waste of land. There's their free wills. I don't believe in God. I don't believe in the right communist speech or anything. What in the hell, please?
00:56:04
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No, I agree. I agree. Huge waste of fucking land. You can literally just burn the bodies and you know keep the ashes. Put them underneath your car seat like glitzmah. I'm just saying.
00:56:16
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Because Make a great parking lot. was just saying. Or a golf course. But um apparently someone stole my idea.
00:56:29
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This is in Glasgow.
00:56:33
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In Glasgow, a female prankster pretended to be a marshal at a 2.5-kilometer... Well, she actually... It's a marathon. And she created 2.5-kilometer detour and sent well over 25 people on said detour.
00:56:53
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It a 10K run in Glasgow. And she sent... 30 people out of the 115 participants, she sent 30 of the wrong direction. the The only reason she did this, but A, she thought it was funny, but the reason why she got away with it, all the vaul all the people that actually work at this as marshals stuff, they are volunteers.
00:57:23
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So she literally volunteered. and She's like, yeah, i go this way. She buried them. Like they have the little markers that are um arrows on which way to go. She removed them and buried them.
00:57:37
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Real Dukes of Hazzard kind of thing. You know, they would always turn the sign so that everybody would go off this way. But she did this and she is going to be in trouble when they figure out who it is.
00:57:49
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Um,
00:57:53
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So they the reason why they're upset, they said, and I quote, it's hard to not to laugh at the incident as the the prank led to runners Heading away from the the zone.
00:58:08
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But the issue arises is they got sent off into the woods for this run. And the problem is if they would have needed medical attention, not to mention it's cold. And if they would have gotten hurt, of course, it's one of those things where it could have been a really dangerous thing. Although I see it as a harmless, brain you know, they see it as a harmless prank.
00:58:29
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But. It's one of those things. If somebody would have gotten hurt, this girl would have been held liable. I don't think she's been charged for anything. um What they do say it's just mildly mischievous.
00:58:45
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But the people that did get sent off in the wrong direction do have a 50% discount on next year's event if they want to do it again. It's one of those things. I find this kind of funny.
00:58:57
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It's one of those things that's like Yeah. It's one of those things. It's like,
00:59:05
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I think this chick stole something out of our playbook, buddy.
00:59:11
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should just be tripping, man. yeah but Tell me that's not something you and I would have done. like If we would have thought of this, we would totally done this. Look, there's a marathon coming. Hide the signs and we'll set them up in this direction.
00:59:24
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All we need is an orange vest and be like, yeah, go that way.
00:59:29
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Because they don't have enough marshals, volunteers, to actually stand at every arrow. So they have a big sections where there's nobody. So they just, she just went over and says, yeah, go that way.
00:59:42
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And sent 35 people in the wrong direction. She hasn't been charged. They don't even know who did it. They don't say who did it. look at Yeah, you know what? That's what you get for running in the woods. I'm just saying.
00:59:56
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Yeah.
00:59:59
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Throw the book in her stupid face. Well, so this is Acorn Trails. and I guess they host a number of events throughout the year. And, you know, people come from all over Europe to actually do this 10K run.
01:00:12
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I get that. And, you know, they have to pay an entrance fee and stuff. The people that did it the next year is half price for that. I'm just saying. But, like, if you're if you're a professional runner and you you know kind of keep track of your score and you actually get sent off in a 2.5-kilometer detour, which is about 1.5 miles, um yeah, it kind of screws up your score for the year.
01:00:39
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You know what I mean? but It could affect your bank account eventually if you're pro. So, there it Yeah, I mean, if that's something that you if that's something that you do professionally, I mean, I don't know if that's a.
01:00:51
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I don't know. i know take for They sponsor everybody nowadays for anything.
01:01:01
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yeah Did you know? No, I didn't. I didn't know.
01:01:08
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I did not know. Yeah. But I thought that was kind of funny.
01:01:16
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would have to throw the book in her stupid face. I think it's hilarious. I get it. If somebody have gotten hurt, she could have gotten more drunk. Nobody got hurt. It's a harmless prank. Calm down.
01:01:26
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It's fucking running. There's a reason why they were invented cars. just saying.
01:01:38
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You run for fun.
Critique of TikTok
01:01:40
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Give a life.
01:01:42
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I don't run to the fucking refrigerator. Well, maybe the fridge. Too bad I walk to the refrigerator without being out of breath. That's not true.
01:01:54
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I walk to the store.
01:01:59
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Yeah. what we don't what What we don't see is the fact that he has to have an oxygen tank when he does so.
01:02:08
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There you go. I heard that. Still in customs, by the way, Arliss. Still in customs, my t-shirt.
01:02:20
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It's literally... it's i Since the 11th.
01:02:27
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You guys got all kinds of stuff coming up. going to to have you guys back on Glick's House of Music so we can talk about all the new stuff and all the new gigs and everything you guys got coming up.
01:02:38
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I got a full lineup. All the new music and all that fun stuff.
01:02:45
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So what do you have for your next stories? Well...
01:02:53
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Content creator was arrested. I was home a the whole entire time.
01:03:01
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You're also not a content creator. I do this show. That's content. I'm sorry. Semantics, buddy. Semantics. You are on a show where the content is created by others. Semantics.
01:03:16
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Semantics. Semantics. Yeah, you're not a content creator. You're a headache creator. Oh, 100%.
01:03:29
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Do you want to take a wild guess why this said content creator was arrested? Oh, I... He probably did some TikTok trend that he shouldn't have been filming, but did anyways.
01:03:44
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ah
01:03:48
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How do I get that? That's actually so an ad that's worthwhile. yeah I those. New People magazine called True Crime. Every confession, every conviction sent straight to you.
01:04:01
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Be there for each step of the case with our true crime and people news. and Okay, I'm in. Anyways. See, Arla said it wasn't me. that's my first thing. Yeah. ah Well, the said content creator was arrested for urinating on grocery store food and filming it.
01:04:23
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yeah he should be shot on site. Police say that they found similar videos dating back to 2021. The the
01:04:33
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mana Monad.no food co-op in New Hampshire sustained a financial loss in excess of $1,500, police say, of the incident. A content creator has been accused of contaminating a grocery store in New Hampshire with her urine and filming
01:04:54
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Kelly Tedford, 23, was arrested on Friday on the 21st after an anonymous person reported that she had posted several disturbing videos online. According to a release from the King Police Department, in one of the clips seen by investigators, she appears to be contaminating food in a local business with her urine.
01:05:14
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She was charged with criminal mischief, a Class B felony. The food co-op said in a statement... the six We were informed by the King Police Department of an incident back on February 10th when an individual attempted to contaminate products in our store with their urine.
01:05:29
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Eleven days after she did this, they found out about it. That means somebody ate that food. Applaud the notification from law enforcement. We immediately reviewed store video, identified effective products, removed them from our shelves, and sanitized all surfaces, blah, bla blah, blah.
01:05:47
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We also reached out to members who purchased at-risk products. No fresh produce, meat, seafood, or prepared foods or refrigerated products were affected in the statement. ah Food Co-op is working with Keene Health Department and Keene Police Department to ensure no ongoing risks remain. I hope they fucking put this stupid bitch in front of a firing squad.
01:06:07
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I agree. They should drown her in her own urine.
01:06:14
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Because ah that's nasty. um According to the police and news release, numerous additional videos of Tedford were also reviewed by investigators.
01:06:25
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At this time, it appears likely that similar historic incidents occurred in Keene and surrounding communities where tedfe Tedford contaminated items and or surfaces with the urine as several videos appear to be recorded as early as 2021. I guarantee she's not on TikTok.
01:06:46
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Mm-hmm. Because, like... Well, I guarantee you she is on TikTok. Because God forbid... I know. Yeah, God forbid somebody actually create create real content and want to have content on TikTok that is just having a good...
01:07:05
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they They get buried in the algorithm, but this dumb shit that's illegal, 100% illegal, she's probably got a million followers, and she's making a bank from TikTok. But she's squatting over over fruit and shit, or was she just holding up and down? Yeah, it doesn't say what she was... I mean I'm sure... I mean, if it was a dude, I'd get it.
01:07:26
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lean back i'm sure i'm sure that you know she's in your algorithm. access no It's gross and bad, but I don't know. I hope they bring back public hangings or a firing squad, and and that's how they just take care of them.
01:07:42
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Gallotine's fine. Maybe a stoning, maybe a good old-fashioned biblical stoning to death.
01:07:49
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Yeah, because that's fucked up, dude. but Like, I get it. Like, if you know, you go you go to the grocery store, they got that big barrel of peanuts. You can't take a couple of peanuts. That's okay. But you don't piss on the peanuts.
01:08:02
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Yeah. i thought Or you go to the candy section and grab me a small handful of gummy bears. Yeah. Never done that. Or take bad ass. Yeah,
01:08:17
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yeah like I said, I... Extra salty peanuts. This is true. I hope they... hope Yeah, the only thing I've ever pissed on is, like Arla said, our tires, you know, the occasional...
01:08:31
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Yeah, right by the name of the a tree, maybe the side of a house, off the side of a porch. But you do it discreetly. Maybe I pissed at a Gatorade bottle and threw it out the road while I'm driving down the freeway. I have done that.
01:08:47
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But I've never, ever contaminated other people's food. I've never thought about going into a vulture zone. Like, you know, that's a nice pile of fruit. I'm going to piss on it.
01:08:58
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If you remember correctly, not too long ago, was it a couple years ago, the the the fun thing to do for all these idiots on TikTok was to go open containers of ice cream and lick them. Yeah.
01:09:10
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Yeah, I remember We start putting them down, they stop doing these stupid pranks. Darwinism. Not even Darwinism. we make I tell you guys this all the time.
01:09:25
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If you make an example out of three or four of It sends a message to the whole lot of
01:09:33
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Well, yeah, look because obviously jail time doesn't work. I tell Connor, you beat one of your kids to death. The other two are going to learn. I used to have four kids. I fed one to an alligator.
01:09:44
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I had to set an example for the other three so they knew to stay away from the alligators. So I fed one to alligator. I told Kevin the other day, i said, you're acting just like your brother did. He's like, I don't have brother. I said, you used to. Yeah.
01:09:55
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Until I killed him. Used to, dude. Yeah. Yeah, and fuck that bitch. She's on not quite as bad as the chick you talked about last week that unplugged her baby's little thing, but she's right up there, man.
01:10:11
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and just want to say congratulations life first and just want to say congratulations to apps like TikTok and and Instagram. and and you know Instagram, you know, you don't bust our balls as much as other places, but congratulations on making these people famous.
01:10:27
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yeah Meanwhile, real content creators, people who are original and musicians that are doing original work and not just copying something that somebody else has already done 7,000 times are buried in your stupid algorithms.
01:10:43
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Maybe I'm a little salty. Maybe I am. Maybe, but you know what? You got a point. I'm just saying. Fucking stupid ass TikTok.
01:10:55
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i hope Trump does shut you down.
01:11:02
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yeah Go do it on that Chinese app where nobody cares about it. That red note or whatever. application You think the fucking Chinese are going to tolerate people pissing on their produce? Hell no!
01:11:16
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so That's the but yeah the one thing about the States that nobody talks about. You can't pull that shit here in Mexico. You can't pull that shit in Europe. You'll get your ass beat.
01:11:28
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They'll cut your pecker off or sew your vagines shut. Maybe even kill you. too but your kids states need do You kill three or four of these assholes for their stupid stunts.
01:11:40
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Problem goes away. b say Yeah, I said what I said, Blaze. Deal with it. We're kill them all. if Kill them and let God sort them out.
01:11:52
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Yeah. yeah Set them up the old spaghetti give monster in the sky. Let them kill them. He will rain down on you with great vengeance and sauce. Well, Blick, the annual,
01:12:10
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in in Iraq recently, they had a cock beauty contest.
01:12:19
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And when I say cock, I mean roosters. The roosters were judged based on breed, size, color, feather quality, and body
01:12:33
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size confirmation body mass well it says confirmation i don't know what the hell that's supposed to mean but but yeah this uh that's what i thought you get your confirmation yeah then you do it and you're like a teenager i did it but i didn't pay attention but yeah this happened back in january but um I feel like you have to pay attention because what little bit I know about the Catholic religion is like when you get your confirmation, you have to you have to you have to like remember some prayer and say some prayer. No, no, that's that's the jewish that's the Jewish one.
01:13:14
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um that I've been to a bar mitzvah. You don't have to remember anything other than the fact that you have to read the Torah. You just read a book. you It's in fucking Arabic or some shit.
01:13:27
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there is That's a word. But, yeah, the beauty contest, of course, like I said, took place last month. um It's like they they don't really have a story on this. It's more of a video.
01:13:44
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The winner what had 90. You could get up to 96 points for your cock. yeah It says roosterman. Based on all those factors, you gain x amount of points. and Of course, they didn't say who the winner is, but but I'm just saying we could go get our cocks judged, buddy.
01:14:04
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I want to enter my cock into a beauty contest. oh I don't think it comes with my microscope. Who has the most beautiful cock? yeah I just thought that was hilarious. I have an idea for Saturday night.
01:14:18
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What you doing this weekend? can I'm going to go look at cocks all weekend. Who has the most beautifulest cock on the nonsensical network? Yes.
01:14:29
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Behold our majestic cocks. I'm kidding my cock, Judge. That's what I'm doing this weekend. You can cast your vote who who for who has the most beautifulest cock on the nonsensical network. Blake says, Minnie!
01:14:47
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Place doesn't love his cock. No, I think that's kind of a like what, you know, when we were kids, you know, they had at the street fairs and they still do it. You can have your rabbit judged or your pig. that you You know, I raised pigs for the street fair.
01:15:01
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um It's kind of the same concept, but this is for cocks and roosters. Mm-hmm. have to throw in the caveat that his rooster is not actual fox. But I think that's hilarious. I think, you know, and it's apparently we're not so different.
01:15:16
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I'm just saying. We judge other things. there's ah There's a contest for everything nowadays. I'm just saying.
01:15:25
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What is this? Oh. Do you have another one? Before we go to a quick break? Yeah, sorry. was reading...
01:15:36
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You reading on about how to get your cock judged? I was reading a nice little ah ah so comment left from last night's show. Okay. Well, another asinine TikTok.
01:15:54
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You really got a thing out for TikTok all of a sudden. Good lord. You get banned and you're like, fuck these motherfuckers.
01:16:06
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you're salty You're salty. I want to watch the TikTok world burn. want to watch it burn. want to watch everybody on TikTok lose their little minds and cry their little tears. I'm going fill my glass with the tears of TikTokers and sit here on my throne on my pedestal and cast judgment upon me.
01:16:31
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So fuck TikTok and fuck TikTokers because TikTok is breeding people like the people I've been talking about here on What the Fuck News. Like this motherfucker.
01:16:42
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TikToker posted videos dancing outside eating pizza just before allegedly beating two women to death. ah That is a bitch you see.
01:16:57
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Alan, Alina, a bad... 19-year-old from New Jersey has been arrested for allegedly killing two women over the weekend, beating them to death inside of a New York apartment just a few hours after the accused killer posted videos of themselves dancing on TikTok.
01:17:15
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Alan Alina Abad was taken into custody. i don't know if Alina used to be a chick and then is transitioning into a dude or if this is just a really ugly woman.
01:17:27
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Either way, nonetheless, um According to the news release from the Spring Valley Police Department, officers at about 8.30 p.m. ah on the 15th responded to a request for a welfare check at an apartment complex. um Upon arriving at the scene, first responders said they entered the apartment and found two adult females who appeared to have suffered significant head injuries. The victims were not publicly identified by authorities. One of the victims was pronounced dead on the scene.
01:17:56
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The other victim was rushed to a nearby Westchester Medical Center where she so succumbed to her injuries and was pronounced dead. Following a preliminary investigation, police said they identified a bad of Westwood, New Jersey as the prime suspect. The suspect was arrested less than 24 hours.
01:18:14
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The authorities did not say where a bad was taken into custody. Following the arrest, A bad was transported, blah bla blah blah, blah, blah, blah. While motive for the alleged attack was not disclosed, authorities said that it was an isolated incident.
01:18:28
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The alleged detector and the victims knew each other and there is and there was not an ongoing threat to the public. There were no firearms involved, blah, blah, blah. um Ah, there we go.
01:18:45
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ah bad is a man who identifies as a female. So, again, i don't know if this is what the situation was in this thing's world.
01:18:55
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Either way, ugly fucking woman. you know good a But I bet she's got a photogenic cock. Yeah. Final... going yeah yeah Allegedly killed the two...
01:19:09
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In the hours before it allegedly killed the two women, the suspected murderer posted several videos to TikTok in which a bad is dancing outside of to a variety of songs. The final clip shows shows it eating pizza.
01:19:25
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In that video, an older woman can be seen sitting in the chair in a background. It is currently in detention.
01:19:33
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So, yeah, man. You know... Play stupid games. And here's the thing. This thing, this creature, this abomination.
01:19:49
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Because as we learned Saturday nights, gingerss gingers aren't real. ah yeah we We were taught. so ah What up, Chris?
01:20:01
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What up, motherfucker? ah This thing will probably get off. Oh, yeah. ah and It'll claim, oh, I have dysmorphia, it's transphobia, I have mental issues.
01:20:20
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Obviously. And guess where it's going to be at as soon as it gets out of jail? Right back TikTok. Right back on TikTok, making your videos and going live. why Because TikTok is a proud supporter of criminals.
01:20:37
Speaker
And they like to have a criminal element. on their brand that they support and they promote to become bigger than they should be. ahll Tell us how you really feel, buddy. I'm just saying.
01:20:48
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You know who's never been accused of an SA that used to be on TikTok and that used to like TikTok? The Nonsensical Network. Some of your biggest TikTokers have all been- That's not true.
01:21:00
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You SA'd me so many times back in high school. But you did yell surprise. You asked for it. You wanted it. Well, I got one more, and this is just a quick one.
01:21:13
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So i a I have a security clip. This girl, she's working the counter, the local you know stop and go or whatever.
01:21:24
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And I want you to check this out. I took the audio off so we can go ahead see it. So this guy comes in, and he's like, open the register, open the register. She just flashes him, and he forgets about the money and takes the photo and leaves it.
01:21:39
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a I love it I think she should get a raise.
01:21:45
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She should totally get a raise. Definitely get a raise. Not all heroes wear capes. But congratulations, TikTok. You're back at it again. That was fucking staged. ah You think? 100%.
01:21:56
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ah one hundred percent No ifs, ands, or buts about it. That was a stage for a TikTok video, and it's blown up, and TikTok has gratified and made nudity viral again made this slut famous. Nope.
01:22:11
Speaker
Nope. They made that slut famous. Not on that video, but if you go to her TikTok page and you look at the other 3,000 videos where you can tell what she had for dinner last night,
01:22:24
Speaker
Yeah. I get it. I get it. wow You're salty today. You're so salty today. I have an agenda against TikTok. I will single-handedly bring down TikTok.
01:22:36
Speaker
Not even Donald Trump could bring down TikTok, but Glick will. I will single-handedly burn that entire Except the that he's trying to save it, but whatever. you know what? So be it. now Now you've crossed paths with the mighty Glick.
01:22:52
Speaker
Oh, D-T-A-G. Now it's game on. It's going to fully be up forever now. Thank you. not only but not Not even the great Donald Trump can save you from the wrath of Glick TikTok.
01:23:04
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You are on my list. Yeah. As the great Chris Jericho once said, you're on the list!
01:23:15
Speaker
Before he was murdered by Arthur Cloud. You're on the list. You are. you're on little bit Tick-tock ain't out of the woods yet. See, Blaze? Not now. They thought they were. We got Donald Trump on our side. We're safe. ha That was until you awoken the monster that is Glick, and now I'm out for you, you sons of bitches.
01:23:34
Speaker
Okay. Anywho, here's the little James Laker. I will break your village and pillage your women.
01:23:47
Speaker
We will steal the horses and rape their horses. I will not rest until TikTok is dead. You're doing fine job, buddy. You're doing a fine job.
01:24:02
Speaker
What is it that Sam Jackson says? And I will cast out upon thee with great vengeance. Motherfucker. I'm just saying. Well, motherfucker
01:24:13
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i'm just saying well We're going listen to a little James Luker and Silhouette, and we'll be right back.
01:25:43
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They will tear when you tear
'What the Fuck News' Recap
01:27:39
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about social media like really Welcome back, everybody, to What the Fuck News. Sorry, I was actually sending message that I didn't finish. But, of course, this is all the news that is news that makes you say what the fuck.
01:27:53
Speaker
What do you have next for us, sir?
01:27:57
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It's about that time.
01:28:04
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There will be no penis report tonight. oh How dare you? It's vagina time. Me for victory. yeah There will be no vagines tonight.
01:28:17
Speaker
What are we doing? Another new story are we rolling into the penis report? ah We can do one or the other. i do have a um ah story about a couple.
01:28:28
Speaker
I'll do this one
In-Flight Deceased Passenger Dilemma
01:28:29
Speaker
real quick. Then we'll go into the penis story. A couple was on Qatar Airlines. And they were forced to sit next to a dead body for hours.
01:28:39
Speaker
They were flying from their home state in Melbourne, Australia, and they were going to Italy. And a woman went to the bathroom, and she was rather a large woman.
01:28:53
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And she walked into the toilet, and then she came out, and she collapsed and passed away. And they were still 10 hours and they were only ah few hours into their 10 hour journey.
01:29:07
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Unfortunately, the lady couldn't be saved, which was pretty heartbreaking to watch. Mr. Ring, the Australian,
01:29:18
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said that the staff tried to actually lift her up and they asked him to move and then they set her body next to them. Now, obviously, i get it.
01:29:29
Speaker
They couldn't do anything. You know, what going to Because he was in the very back of the plane. They were just sat her next to it. Even though was a bunch of empty seats, they didn't offer him the chance to, like, hey, do you want to move up further and we're just going to leave this back row closed off? um the They just literally set the lady in the chair next to him.
01:29:51
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And when they asked him to move, he went, yeah, sure, no problem.
01:29:59
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And they did reach out to him afterwards and apologize, but they didn't. They're reaching out to everybody on the plane and going over policy and procedures on apologizing and all that stuff.
01:30:11
Speaker
But, dude, they were like two hours into a 10-hour flight. And this lady died, and they were just like, sit next to Bob here.
01:30:24
Speaker
And my dude was just like, okay. Open the door. watch right Put that bitch down in the goddamn cargo bay.
01:30:38
Speaker
Well, the cargo bay doesn't work like that, buddy. You can't really... the The access panel from where the passenger cabin is to the cargo bay is like this big. I've seen Con Air. Different kind of plane, but okay. Either way, open the fucking door. She's dead. Fucking stomp her, stomp her.
01:30:56
Speaker
Rigor mortis hasn't set in yet. Break some bones if you have to make her fit. Find a closet on the plane, stick her in there something. Leave her in the bathroom and lock the bathroom. What are you going to do? but There's four bathrooms on there.
01:31:11
Speaker
but They literally just sat this chick next to him. Him and his wife sat there for eight hours next to a dead body. Yeah, I think the first thing i'm going to do is be like, yeah, I need to move. I'm not sitting here.
01:31:25
Speaker
You got me fucked do make me sit beside dead and if you do step me beside a dead body, I'm going poke her in the face. I'm going draw penises on her face. I'm going to be paid, too. I'm going to be paid.
01:31:37
Speaker
I'm going to have fun. going to give her tattoos
Humor and Dark Jokes About the Flight Incident
01:31:40
Speaker
on her arm. got it You got a marker? hey Yeah.
01:31:45
Speaker
Put swastikas on her face. to your jaw. Swastika to your jaw. Swastika to one eye. Teardrops under the other. Thug life across her neck. game like that I don't know what happened. I was just saying. ah but But like there were there were like ah easily 10 or 15 empty seats where they could be like, you guys want to move up front? We'll give you a free glass champagne. something like Like a little bit of something. just sit here next to the dead body.
01:32:15
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yeah we are It's only eight hours. yeah I bet she she was ripe by the end. That's the other thing. I don't know how ripe a she would be. it I mean, don't know. but
01:32:30
Speaker
Definitely not my idea. A good time, yeah. I mean, i love you who's never been on a plane, the first time you on a plane, a big fat woman dies they sit her next to you, you're never getting on a plane again.
01:32:43
Speaker
Not only that, but I'm already so drunk at that point where I'm like, you guys are going to see me do some wrestling moves on this dead bitch. I'm hitting with stunners and rock bottoms in the aisle, climbing up on seats and doing elbow drops. I'm like, what?
01:32:54
Speaker
ah what You put her next to me. She's fair fucking game at the end of the day. She started. Got her in a figure four the leg lock in the middle of the aisle. hit I get it. is you know It's not like it was planned.
01:33:09
Speaker
you know just died. and She wasn't with family anything. She was flying by herself. but you know ah and Don't even be like, oh my God, Glick. you I can't believe that you would do that to a dead body. or you're making six but I have my mom under my seat of my car. Shut up.
01:33:24
Speaker
What do you think I'm going to to a star-to-strangling? What do you think going to do to a total stranger? Get that out. Get that out. Yeah, I think that's kind of messed up. I'm going to spend more time trying to keep Jeff from fucking it because Jeff's going to like, I never fucked a dead body
Debate on Airline Compensation
01:33:42
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before.
01:33:42
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First time for everything. i'll Try anything he wants. No, but like, oh i you know, you go ahead and leave me here because I'm going to own this airline by the time we fuck you. I don't think it's that serious where you're going to file a lawsuit.
01:33:58
Speaker
oh Why not? It's a minor inconvenience where... No, but it's one thing if the plane has no empty seats. yeah I get it.
01:34:09
Speaker
But there are business class. there's other It's a pretty good yeah like like leave a big plate. There's FTCs. Upgrade me. Like I said, it's a minor inconvenience. It's not, I'm going to own this airline.
01:34:24
Speaker
maybe Maybe you throw in some free first class tickets you know for a couple trips. For flight back, yeah. Again, I'm not that bothered by it if you put a dead chick beside me for a flight because, again, like I said,
01:34:38
Speaker
I'm inconvenienced now I'm a little bit bothered. Now I'm also bored and I've also been drinking, so I'm going to do things. Like, not sexual things, but I might do a puppet show.
01:34:51
Speaker
but Yeah. yeah yeah Dead Granny might be in the aisle way dancing, doing the cha-cha slide. Oh, that's fun.
01:35:01
Speaker
let She's got good news. Shut up. weekends Weekend at Bernie's, part three. Granny's on a plane. Granny's on a plane, yes. no I'm just saying, I would you know, on the plane, they got that button. You hit the button, where you get the call service.
01:35:17
Speaker
That button would have been pressed the whole time. Can I move? My tooth is killing me. Yeah, it is. I see that. Probably because I have three kids and I have no money, so I can't.
01:35:31
Speaker
i i can't I can't afford proper dental procedures. i can't helping a but to the them taste the day think what Anyways.
01:35:41
Speaker
Yeah, like I said, i don't think it's like I'm going to get rich paid off this. It's just a minor inconvenience. and ah You got a story at the end of the day.
01:35:50
Speaker
I mean, yeah, but you're it's one thing if it happens on the way back, you got a story for a great, hey, guess how our trip ended. But like it kind of puts a damper on your whole trip. who I just sat sat in eight hours next to a dead body.
01:36:05
Speaker
i'm not even an idea I'm not even going to think about it as soon as i hit my hotel and hit the mini bar. I'm going to be down at the bar later that night and go, guys, um all my new vacation friends that I just made, I'll be like, Brian, you're not buying drinks the entire time. Like I said, I forget about it.
01:36:25
Speaker
like I'm not even bothered anymore once I get off the plane. Probably not even bothered halfway through the flight. I'm like, ah Betty's still here. Betty, you mind I have your peanuts?
01:36:38
Speaker
You're not going to need it. Can I get the peanuts? No, buddy. You cannot touch my penis. No, she cannot touch my penis. Stewardess. This dead lady. Betty's getting handsy again.
01:36:50
Speaker
no she ah touch my penis the story dead lady who doesn't be but he's getting handsy again This is bullshit. Way too early.
01:37:03
Speaker
I think the airline should have at least comped their flight on the way back or something like that. Yeah, like I said, I'm sure i'm sure the airline will do something, but again, it's a minor inconvenience. It's not that big deal big of a deal.
01:37:17
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It was. um not This happened yesterday, by the way. Yeah, like I said, it's not it's it's not changing my life. like I'm not going to... It could be technically traumatizing. I know there are people out there that are overly sensitive in 2025 and need safe places and warm glasses of milk and puppies. and and They could have at least given you a color book. and they You have to call them by their proper pronouns and stuff like that who probably would be seriously mind-fucked by this.
01:37:48
Speaker
But those are those assholes on TikTok. And TikTok has given people a platform that they don't deserve. And that's why i will burn TikTok to the ground.
01:37:59
Speaker
You're homophobic. If you have to, don't know the words, I'm not homophobic. You're homophobic. That's, yeah, that's red flag. That's like Jeff. I'm not racist, but we all know Jeff's racist. You have no idea. What? Cash, why are you the devil, child?
01:38:13
Speaker
is that out of here what cash fire is a devil ch So, hey cash you can pass a devil sign to your father no cashes this it's not like we're we're doing a podcast.
01:38:26
Speaker
bring everybody in well we that so there there is no there is no penis or by jean as the french say report tonight I Googled it, which is also French for Google. google a Yes.
01:38:44
Speaker
um and it says So you're going to judge everyone's cock. I get it. So yes, Vagina is French. I Googled it and found out. So you suck, Joe. And you clearly don't speak French.
01:38:57
Speaker
But we started something on Saturday night with the the girls came down here.
Exploring Generational Language Differences
01:39:01
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And they have Oh, that's right. The forgot. Words, their their generation. of not not ah Not my generation. no but they all But both of them use these words.
01:39:14
Speaker
You were born after 2000. It's your generation. Calm down. In order to be not your generation, you've got to be born before 2000. Just saying.
01:39:28
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two thousand just
01:39:32
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so So they have I was trying to get them to get on their laptop and come into the studio that they can part of the show but no they're going to sit here where they have to yell nobody can really hear them nobody can really see them.
01:39:43
Speaker
I should sit right next to you like Casso. Yeah but I'm not trying to have my face. She says she's not going to have her feet on here? She's not going to have her face on here.
01:39:57
Speaker
Oh my god. Fucking prima donna. She really is. Jesus.
01:40:05
Speaker
Man, y'all computers. She'll get on TikTok for 14 hours. I get it. She doesn't show her face on TikTok either. i don't think. i don't even know. I don't know. I don't know. Anyhow, so what do you got for me? hit Hit us up. i don't know what the hell they do. Bring it on.
01:40:22
Speaker
Come on, Alexa. no Hit us up. Did he just tell me now if I'm right over here? Come here, buddy. I'm here. Give us some words.
01:40:34
Speaker
Oh, your face is on the show. Oh, my God. wasn't the one who said anything. I don't know. look You're a glick. You all look alike. What? Now we got an echo from hell. Yeah, you do.
01:40:45
Speaker
There we go. Well done.
01:40:50
Speaker
oh now we got an echoco from hell yeah you do there we are yeah yeah And now Nikki's going to yell at you for having a dirty room and chilling at everything.
01:41:02
Speaker
It's just a bed. We don't make our bed. I know. It's just a bed. I don't either. i don't either. It's no point. I'm going to climb back in it later at night. Okay. So, girls, what do you got for me? Tell me. Give me some words.
01:41:15
Speaker
I'm ready. Okay. I'm not breathing, though. I promise. Give us some words. Oh, my God. You guys have had, like, five days. how'd you prepare like You prepare like Jeff does.
01:41:29
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Yeah, day of. Minute of. I get it. you from Where's that list? So, we have a list of words. They want to see if we know them. They're from, like, Gen Z, Gen Alpha, whatever their generation is.
01:41:46
Speaker
And a bunch of... yeah but just Bunch of dumb, messed up words. And I want to see if we know the meaning to them or if we've ever heard them.
01:41:58
Speaker
So, where we start? spent a lot of time on TikTok, so I might know. I told you. course. We're live, ladies. We're live. Take your time. It's two-hour show.
01:42:10
Speaker
I'm being bullied, bro. um You guys did do some of them on Saturday. Oh my god. I can never pronounce that correctly.
01:42:21
Speaker
They're worse than me. G-Y-A-T-T. ya Yeah. That's a booty.
01:42:28
Speaker
very dead they're worse than me much thing together g y a t t yeah that's a booty That's that. That's that. That's that. That's that. That's like, how how you doing?
01:42:42
Speaker
one Yeah. yes Yeah. second Yeah. no none No, no, no, no. but Let's get the fuck out of here. One of the two. Big booty bitches. Big booty bitches. Big booty bitches.
01:42:53
Speaker
Yeah. That's the next word. Okay. Skibbity whiz. Skibbity whiz.
01:43:00
Speaker
yeah has the next word okay what is kity res why is he This is a good term. It's like having Riz, being cool, whatever.
01:43:12
Speaker
But why is Scooby-Doo Riz Toilet Ohio back? don't know, actually, Cash. Why is it back? It does sound like an Ohio thing. No, Scooby-Doo Riz Ohio. Toilet or whatever it is.
01:43:24
Speaker
Scooby-Doo Riz, that's like cool, right? Yeah. like He's got this give me riz. He's a cool guy. i think when you add the Ohio into it, it makes it bad because everybody hates Ohio. Our state sucks.
01:43:38
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They're mad because they ain't us.
01:43:44
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Yeah, the United States shirt pocket. North Florida. Yeah. yeah do okay so north florida yeah The next one is Sigma. Haha, that's me. I'm Sigma. no you ah actually Actually, I know this. So Sigmas art are and they are people that don't give a fuck.
01:44:05
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I'm Sigma in jeff and Jeff is Smeigma. So a sigma a Sigma person is like an Alpha is like I have to be in charge, whereas Sigma is like I don't give a fuck if you're charge or not. I'm going to do my own fucking thing.
01:44:19
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Yeah, he's pretty gay. true yeah guys we funny I know exactly what it fucking means. um did We talked about it on Saturday and it fucking started showing up on my fucking TikTok.
01:44:32
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It's because your phone listens to you. Apparently. I'm not saying that next one. What? I know the next one. we know We all know what that one is.
01:44:43
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Jeff does that on Tuesdays. proud of at bad house we don't have Hawk Tua! And we had the Hawk Tua girl on our show. Actually?
01:44:54
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Yeah, but actually. actually We had the Hawk Tua girl on our show and we did the live show at the Angstone place. It was just Chloe. No, you can't convince me any different.
01:45:06
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That was the Hawk Tua girl. Looks just like her. It was her. The next one is Delulu. That's like, what are you, stupid? That's Jeff, delusional.
01:45:18
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Yeah. but looks so You can say the next one's your favorite. Are you guys ready? yeah her ah her Per. Per. Per.
01:45:29
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it Per isn't like a cat. but your fights yesterday and i kept saying per Tell me about my fries. Oh, why? I don't get it. Because if I say this dys Pepsi's per, then that means it's good.
01:45:43
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But if you're going per, per about my fries, what's that? No, listen. So, Nikki was yelling at you yesterday. She was like, if you keep complaining about your fries, then I'm just going to take them all and eat them. And I said, purr.
01:45:56
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Purr. Like, facts. Like, period. You know what that means? Period. When somebody says period. Yeah. Period. That ain't a story. No. What? So, that's what purr is?
01:46:08
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Like, period? Yeah. Actually, I remember what anybody else did. I'm pretty sure I made that up. So, I would like to take all the credit for it. Thank you. So, like, when it's sharp, you're going to say, oh, Buggy and Austin are on their purse. No. No, she wants to take credit for it. She's definitely a Glick. She's definitely your kid. I'm just saying.
01:46:30
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You know, it's a curse. it's it's a it's It's a curse that us Glicks are blessed with being awesome all the time, except this one. She takes after her mom. No, that's okay. They all can't be winners.
01:46:43
Speaker
What's the next one? Bussin. Bussin? That's good. watched that dude that makes that jailhouse food. He's like, this Bussin. Again, way to make felon famous, TikTok. Good job, jackasses.
01:46:56
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and watch that dude that makes that jailass food he's like this is what yeah again way to make way to make a felon famous tiktokck good job jackasss and And somebody who endorses jail life. Good job, TikTok.
01:47:09
Speaker
That's why you're going down. Although that food looks good. No, it doesn't. None of it does. It does. None of it does. It looks fucking dope. No, when you're broke-ass with dirt poor, and it still don't. You're like, you know what? That is blood food.
01:47:23
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Yeah, no. Fucking stupid word. Hmm. What's wrong with just saying it's good? Did you pray today? Because kids are dumb, man. They can't just say something good. They gotta be like, bussing.
01:47:37
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Actually, they shortened it to buss. This show is bussing. This network is bussing. Did you all hear the next one? Yeah, what? Did you pray today? Did you pray today? today Yeah. No, i but I did hear, did you wash your ass today? That's not what I said, but I said it. Because we pray.
01:47:55
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a Every day we pray. I saw Sister Act 2. MC Hammer. Yeah. Oh, what's that? What is that supposed to mean? Did you pray today?
01:48:08
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Oh, my gosh. pni price I think it's pretty self-explanatory. Did I get down on my knees and cross or what? Yeah, like, it just a so there's no meaning? You guys just making shit up now?
01:48:20
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yourself You don't even know what it means? It's just something to say. Why would you say it? Is it like saying... Yeah. weird is it like saying as if it was a southern and thing like bluher yeah yeah Got it.
01:48:33
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I did so much research. I'm so impressed. Are you sure they're not my kids? No. Okay. but but Just shut up.
01:48:44
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It's like something that people just say to say. There's not really like a reason. like a yeah It's like what you said on Saturday. Bless your heart. right so so It's a rhetorical question.
01:48:56
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and Okay. Basically when you don't want to deal with somebody. you fucking pray today? Yeah, I'll get right on. Multiple different things.
01:49:09
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Spectacles, testicles, wallet, and watch, baby. I'm ready. Multiple different Any different people. Are you ready? Yeah.
01:49:21
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I was born ready. Sweet. three To say FR? Yeah. Do you know what FR means? For real? Yeah. For real? Yeah. what What happened to the BFFR? But fucking for real. Don't.
01:49:34
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Because I was enough. It was enough that night. Best friends fucking real. But why can't you just say for real? I'm telling you, Tristan, I don't know. Why you gotta abbreviate everything?
01:49:44
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It seems like it'd be harder to say FR as opposed to just saying for real. For real, yeah. That's like saying GSW is short for a gunshot wound. It's not. There's three syllables in each. Yeah.
01:49:57
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You know what PRB means? Or TTYL. Or LOL. Yeah. Talk you later. Talk to you later. Why can I say FR? And nobody is laughing out loud, by the way, when they say LOL.
01:50:10
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Ever. I'm lolling over here. Oh, my God. law Oh, my God. I'm rolling my ass off. R-F-O-L-L.
01:50:21
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I'm la-mo-ing over here. yeah ah I'm la-mo-ing over here. You want me to say that? Should I get smacked? Say what? Goofy ass?
01:50:32
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Goofy ass? Goofy Like you a goofy ass? I'm pretty much going to talk. or awesome no goofy off like boviass ah you doing what They just took what we did back in the day and shortened it.
01:50:47
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That's all. Yeah, it's and spelled it differently. i didn't The only thing I came up with is per. it's Instead of goofy ass, it says goofy aw. A-H. Yeah, that way you can get away with saying and bubble door on their parents. Dad knows this one. Dad knows this one.
01:51:04
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No cap. He says it all the time. All the time. Ridiculous how much uses it. because were not Why?
Jokes on Ohio and Florida Stereotypes
01:51:14
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You're cap. We ain't lying.
01:51:16
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Jeff's cap. That means he's lying. Only in Ohio. Only in Ohio. I don't get it. like It should be only in Florida because, let's be honest, they did it in Florida first.
01:51:32
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a Basically the same thing. Ohio, Florida, one's in the north, one's in the south. What's that mean? Only in Ohio. So if somebody does something stupid, you're like, oh my God.
01:51:42
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Like somebody hangs themselves off a bridge. Like stealing batteries from a Walmart. Don't say that's only in Ohio. all it a Hell of an example, Cash. I missed this example. So somebody does something dumb. and just like er Cash was like, yeah, like if they hang themselves on a bridge.
01:52:04
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I'm just making sure that happens outside of Ohio. I'm just saying. Ohio is not the suicide capital of the world. What else? Simp. Simp. That's what Jeff is.
01:52:15
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He's simp for me. Always. Well, Jeff's Well, so be ro them that's what that's what yeah jeff is i it's something for me always well jeff scar well
01:52:34
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It's You can't judge. yeah on the show what's ah What's next? I'm not saying that. you answer Say that, Cash. Sussy Baca.
01:52:46
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What is it? Sussy Baca. That's fuck you. You can't bring words that you're not going to say. Cash is here, too. We're involving him. Sussy Baca.
01:52:57
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It means weird. Baca means idiot. Once again, why can't you just say weird? Why are you going to add so many syllables? because I don't know. What's sussy mean? Sus. I thought it was just sus. Sussy, sus. Either or.
01:53:16
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So much shit. I don't know. Cash says it all. Each generation is dumber than the last. generation is dumber than the last needs are pi What's Jeff. Okay, well, what is it? Gay. Awesome.
01:53:27
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yeah this cat tell them what you just said steve Jeff What is... it gay yeah awesome je chapoo dog ah you jeff is ah zesty sasy ba yes i i can but you guys put you black monkey no ka you know what is That's that little fat kid on the Costco videos.
01:53:55
Speaker
and Wait, what? You haven't seen the boon guy? host yeah the glass yeah The dude pulls some fat kid and then becomes famous with him?
01:54:08
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I don't think that's his son, is it? no yeah Yeah, I thought it was. No, it's not his son. It's just some fat kid that he picked up off the streets. Yes.
01:54:17
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Good job, TikTok. Again, now she's talking. I made a kidnapper famous with his Stockholm Syndrome victim.
01:54:28
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He gives him cookies. That's how you keep a fat kid. He just handed cookies all the time. Cash, do you know what this means? he gives him cookies that's how you keep a fat kid he just hied cookies all the time i good anything cash do you know what this name oh he glazing? you can explain it better than for a second I think I know what it is.
01:54:48
Speaker
Oh, wait, no, do know what it is. It's like when you're like... They're supposed to guess. Wait, wait. Was it glazing? I forgot. don't know how to say it with kids here.
01:55:00
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Yeah, I'm just saying, I can't say that in front of your kids. Yeah, there's a totally different meaning on this show. I was just saying. I mean, I can name a few things I've glazed. What is glazing?
01:55:14
Speaker
It's like when you like are like not like obsessing over somebody or like you're like um basically like defending them with all your willpower when they're clearly in the wrong.
01:55:26
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You're glazing them. Wow. Our generations are different. Yeah. I thought it was better. yeah thats that those governor but so negative How many zeros would that be? A thousand? A million? Hold on, let me look at it. Negative 100,000?
01:55:40
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Negative 1,000 Aura. Give me the phone. It's Negative Sounds like some weird thing.
01:55:54
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now just like weirdard okay but but so yeah because like we get aura it's like when you do something co but when you minus it It means like you did something cool, but then you failed.
01:56:05
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If you like do a backflip... This whole segment is... I thought this was going to be cool. yeah You're the one that wanted to do it.
01:56:17
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Yeah, because you guys... We thought you were going to prepare. just let me know. That's because when you were at it, you were drunk and it was going to be fun. Disappointment. Disappointment.
01:56:31
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You can walk to school from now on um on. This is the look of a father being disappointed in real time.
01:56:45
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Anyways, what else we got? Where the hoes at? Where the hoes at? no no No. I know that one. I say that daily. Where the hoes? Where the hoes at?
01:56:57
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I said hoes. i said Is it huzz? H-U-Z-Z. H-U-Z-Z? Where the ho's at?
01:57:08
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No. Like huzz. But just huzz. ke It means where the ho's at. yeah Thank you. was going to say, I'm wrong? Yeah.
01:57:19
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ah yeah yeah Right. what it is. it's it's one to get away it was singing but yeah that's what it is It's the kids are thinking that they're going they're afraid of getting canceled. how do i have thing yeah No, it's... No, it's not.
01:57:36
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It's simple. Where the hook is that? Where's your mom at? Oh, wait. Tell your mom's the name I said, hey. It's cooked. That means you're done. You're out. You stick a clock in them.
01:57:47
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tell your mom's the name i said hey but the next one is cook yes there too many i mean you're done you're you you you're out you stick they work Do you know the other meaning of it? And then if you were to say like, oh, I'm cooking. I'm cooking.
01:58:04
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I know that because a TikTok. Yeah. So it can be good or bad. And then the next one is eight. I don't want say it. Eight. Eight?
01:58:16
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No. No, like you ate pizza. eight yeah like infinity no no like you ate a pizza Oh, you ate that down. like bit good like You ate that up. Stuff like that.
01:58:29
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You ate that outfit. Yeah. Or you could say, damn, you're killing it in that outfit. Or you could say you look hot. I'm just saying. What the hell is Gish Gallop, please? 45 bombs.
01:58:45
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Oh, the last one is irrelevant. No, you have to say the last We're done. You have to say the last one. What's the last one? I'll say it. Freddy Fazbear.
01:58:56
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Freddy Fazbear. We got a segment! um to probably help yeah
01:59:07
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We made a podcast. I don't know. Is that like retard? Is that like a retard? It's a video game character. Yeah, I know he's from Five Nights at Freddy's. I don't know what it means. People just started saying it because of this whole horror thing.
01:59:26
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Basically, it's called like... it So it's like calling somebody a retard? Basically, because of the whole... Yeah. I say words. I'm just saying.
01:59:38
Speaker
Changing things so people don't get offended is bullshit. I mean, the whole point of insulting somebody is to make them feel bad. not trying to offend you, but you're fat. You're a whore.
01:59:49
Speaker
What do you have? What is it? you're a whore when you have what do you have now what is your what is what is it what is Spit it out. Spit it out. It's our show. Dead air is bad. Why do people enjoy this?
Reflections and Podcast Popularity
02:00:01
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Because we're awesome. What's your last word? Crash out. I'm thinking you got too much back. And you killed your baby. You crashed out. why did people enjoy this because we're all what's your last word crash crash i'm sorry you're gonna do a pass out that we you have too much math and you killed baby crash it's lo thing no you It's like when you when something happens and you get mad. You crashed out? Yeah. yeah It's totally different.
02:00:35
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When we were kids, crashing out means he's asleep. He drank too much and he's crashed. That means he passed out or he's asleep. Or or I'm like, hey, I'm about to leave. i'm about to go crash out. lot people just say so.
02:00:49
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Slumped? Slumped? Especially when you're sleeping hard. Abortioned by Oh! Wow.
02:01:01
Speaker
Shayla. That was the young Glicks in their segment of what does this word mean? Which could have been summed up to their generation as trash. Because they were literally just abbreviating some stuff we used to say back in the day.
02:01:16
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Jeff? yeah The abyss. I think Jeff might have smoked a little weed. I think he might be looking up at his laptop.
02:01:28
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Yeah. That way I can look at the camera so people can see us. also have to remember, Jeff's two foot tall. Yeah. so I on a booster yeah well Well, this was not a what the fuck segment. i don't know what was. This was just, wow. You know, it's funny. This is maybe the episode that gets a million listens. I'm just saying. It's going to piss us off to know it. and And we're going to crash. Yeah. um let me just done You guys' words are dumb as shit, but I still like them. say a lot more than few. I've heard you say them.
02:02:03
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what you say a lot more than a few i've heard you say and You just got called out. good and i know You we didn't put ops in there. Can't let the ops catch me. Opposition. Yeah, I caught that.
02:02:24
Speaker
That's why go around the house going, don't let that. I thought i always say, keep a gangster. Don't let the ops keep catch you slipping. Keep it gangster. I have a lot of ops. You've been in it.
02:02:37
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you Don't let the ops catch you being sussy vodka. Don't ever. I'm just Well, on that note, everything else thanks for Yeah, you anything else?
02:02:54
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Stop, Cash. and smacky I made that one up. Yeah, you shouldn't make stuff like that. I think that's ridiculous. That was really racist. Let's not ever say that again. What'd he say?
02:03:05
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We're not going to repeat We're not repeating it. yeah Let's not repeat it until after the show. He's like, what? I just quoted it. Here, I'll quote it again.
02:03:18
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Don't say it. No, no,
Closing Remarks and Humor
02:03:21
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no. Thanks for everybody watching. Thanks for having listening. This has been What the Fuck News. Before Glick's kids get us canceled, we are out of here. What do you got to say, Glick?
02:03:31
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Don't bring me into this. I didn't say nothing. This is the news that makes us say what the fuck. Your kids make me say what the fuck. Bye everybody. does it make you km it
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