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Nonsensical Nonsense: Daddy's Home
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Glick is back after a little vacation and taking his rightful spot on the throne from that hack Glick wanna be Rock Lee haha. It is also Nonsensical Nonsense's 5 year anniversary so lets get down the only way we know how bring the chaos and the insanity fockers
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Introduction and Recap
00:00:01
Speaker
Welcome to the nonsensical nonsense podcast.
00:02:06
Speaker
Yes.
00:03:29
Speaker
We are live and it is Saturday night, but before I get to all that nonsense, if you guys missed it Tuesday night, you missed one hell of a show. And you missed an amazing song with an amazing video. And I'm going to play that just to start to show out tonight.
New Song and Anniversary Celebration
00:03:41
Speaker
Why? Because shocking. I'm not 100% ready.
00:03:46
Speaker
So here's Kissing Lilith with their brand new song, brand new video, What to Die For. we'll be right back to get the show kicked off in just a few minutes.
00:04:24
Speaker
Love to lust, to hate, the glory of a bastard, a beautiful disaster in the eye of a storm, hesitate to paint the details of
00:04:47
Speaker
The
00:05:54
Speaker
My sweet lady to, my soul to keep Waste, degrade, a shade Foundation on an eyesore Her majesty is gently knocking on my door again Pretend to sleep
00:06:25
Speaker
I'm digging deeper, traumatize the limits Come on, won't you cut me open Don't you scratch the surface I'm digging deeper, tell me I deserve this Come on, won't you cut me open
00:08:55
Speaker
Yeah, there we go. That's a hell of a way to kick off Saturday night. Welcome to Nonsensical Nonsense, everybody. Right here on the Nonsensical Network. Daddy's home. I know. i got rid of that hack.
00:09:08
Speaker
Rock Lee, he wanted to be me. He tried to be me, but it doesn't happen. Got rid of him. Got him back to the land of obscurity where he belongs.
00:09:22
Speaker
No, just kidding. Rocky did an amazing job. Shout out to Rocky for filling in the last couple weeks. He did a kick-ass job. He is back doing his Sasquatchian training to reach his full Sasquatchian potential.
00:09:39
Speaker
He may show up tonight. We'll see what happens. He may not show up tonight. Never know. But I'm back from vacation. Right off the rip.
Acknowledgments and Network Expansion
00:09:48
Speaker
For this show in particular, tonight's kind of huge. It is five years that I've been doing this particular show since I started this show.
00:09:58
Speaker
We have been boycotted, blocked, banned, imitated, never duplicated, tried to be destroyed from within from former co-host.
00:10:12
Speaker
And I can't be stopped. This show cannot and will not be stopped. So thank you guys for hanging out and watching. For five fucking years. I can't believe I've been doing this particular show for the last five fucking years.
00:10:24
Speaker
That's insane. um Wow. But I've been having a lot of fun, and I've met a lot of cool people. I've met some douchey people, and we're going to keep doing what we're doing. This show...
00:10:37
Speaker
Spawn the network and spawned all the other shows that we're doing and through that we've got to meet some incredibly talented musicians and and other entertainers Actors directors writers um So yeah, and one one stupid idea from this guy And it spawns so much more so yeah, man five years of nonsensical nonsense We're still nonsensical. There's still a lot of nonsense, and we're going to keep doing what we do.
00:11:09
Speaker
So what's up, Chattersbox? I see you, Johnny Bongs, in the building. How you been, stranger? Got Chaka in the building. What up, brother? Chris Technician. What up, man?
00:11:21
Speaker
The Sarge is in the building.
00:11:27
Speaker
ah Gavin screams so loud when he's saying, dude, I got to get that clip. I got to get that clip of him singing the bridge on the show. I got to get a few clips from that. got to get a lot of clips from a lot of shows.
00:11:42
Speaker
That's my next project that I'm going to start to overtake,
00:11:49
Speaker
which hopefully StreamYard will make that very easy for me. We will see. Hashtag suck it, Sarge.
00:12:00
Speaker
Was that a two-week? No, it's just a one-week, just two Saturdays. I was only gone for a week. What up, Mandy? How you doing? Five years. they did Yeah, right?
00:12:12
Speaker
Woo-hoo! Three subscribers a year. Well, I will say, you know, three of those years was bullshit. Just us throwing shit at our wall three nights a week. Over the last like two years, you know bouncing around the network and show ideas and and you know former shows that were a part of that you know that that didn't quite work out or great show ideas, great concepts, just not the right people in place or shows that we brought on that just didn't work out for one reason or another or former host or co-host of the network that didn't work out for one reason or another.
00:12:47
Speaker
it's been a lot and i will say this last year or so has probably been the best as far as growth and and stuff like that man and and and the last few months have absolutely been killer um with the new lineup and the new shows um it's it's been amazing so you know you it takes some time to to ah To achieve where you need where you want to be and where you want to go and I'm not about shortcuts
00:13:24
Speaker
match but Magical Sasquatch nonsense Mandy said hi baby and Sarge said hi to Kaylee You guys got haze he's uh going through vacation stuff so
00:13:43
Speaker
um But yeah, man, it's it's it's been a... who It has been a wild five years since this show is... this Like I said, this show in particular, not not the network. The network is, I think, going on its second year as a network.
00:14:00
Speaker
oh I have to
Vacation Stories and Humor
00:14:02
Speaker
look back and see when my first... Glick's House of Music was the first spinoff show that kind of started to spawn the network, and I'd have to go back and see...
00:14:12
Speaker
when that first show was, I think that was in May.
00:14:19
Speaker
So the network is coming up on its two year anniversary. I believe, I think it's two years. Maybe it's three years. No, it's two years. It's gotta be two years. Yo, what up Drew universe?
00:14:32
Speaker
Um, Chris said, hi, Chris technician. It's fuck. No, I'm just kidding. So, uh, Peep the shirt. A little Scream Hawaiian shirt. This is a summer of Hawaiian and no sleeves.
00:14:47
Speaker
Maybe I'll get lucky and find Hawaiian shirts with no sleeves. I found these shirts to be for a fat guy in the heat. These shirts are nice. They flow. They're light.
00:14:58
Speaker
They hide my belly. What's that? Oh. I can't. I'm blind and I got lights in my face, I couldn't tell what they were. I knew they were glasses.
00:15:15
Speaker
ah So, yeah, so peep the new look. Make my arms look good, too. black well So, hey there we go. We're starting out early.
00:15:27
Speaker
What's going on, Roxqueen? maybe I'll tell you what. um i i got this one before we went on vacation because it's screen. Duh. You had to have it.
00:15:38
Speaker
And then while we were on vacation, I bought me a couple more and, i'm not going to lie. i know I'm in Ohio and ah I know it's a landlocked state and there's, I'm going to wear them all summer. I'm going to find me some more.
00:15:48
Speaker
I don't care how ridiculous I look. I love them. They're comfortable.
00:15:56
Speaker
Oh, well, I'm sorry to hear you were in the hospital. Hopefully you're doing all right. That sucks. Um, but, uh, I thought about, I thought about rocking. I got since everybody, since everybody makes fun of my flannels, I got a ah sleeveless flannel.
00:16:11
Speaker
I went full, full Florida man down in Florida. Had that sleeveless flannel. Looked good though.
00:16:18
Speaker
But, uh, yeah. So no, I we were not on vacation for two weeks. That would have been great. Uh, well, maybe we were happy to get home. Um,
00:16:29
Speaker
but I was gone for two Saturdays. And like I said, shout out to Rocky. He did a good job. Fuck all you sons of bitches who waited until I wasn't here to talk shit and try to roast me and bust my balls when I gave you the opportunity to, and you didn't your chicken shit motherfuckers.
00:16:44
Speaker
You waited until I wasn't here. did 100% go, uh,
00:16:52
Speaker
i did one hundred percent go ah Go Larry the cable guy sleeveless fatal. ah yeah I'll wear it next Saturday night for you. I loved it. I'm actually there were what two more colors, baby. I think you had two more colors that I want to get and I'm probably going to order those hopefully here before long. So I'll have them when we go on our next vacation. So Rocky could potentially be filling in again here in July.
00:17:16
Speaker
We'll be just just one Saturday. We take the kids on a little vacation.
00:17:25
Speaker
So, dude, it's ah it's so sweet, though. Sleeveless flannel. It was perfect.
00:17:41
Speaker
I wasn't talking to you, man.
00:17:46
Speaker
Headed to the Walmart later. you know You know the normal pickup, Chris Technician. I appreciate you looking out for me, brother.
00:17:55
Speaker
Yeah, but you waited until I wasn't here. That's what makes you a bunch of chicken shit.
00:18:03
Speaker
big I did get me a Bigfoot shirt while we were down there in Florida. I just wish the the logo was on the front. I got it from Big Dick Salty Seaman, and it's got a big Sasquatch on the back carrying a six-pack that said, not not drunk. He's got a flannel on, too, Moe Dogg. And he's got a flannel on. So...
00:18:23
Speaker
oh
00:18:27
Speaker
Ah, well, we're sending to some good vibes and good thoughts and all that fun stuff your way. Uh, rocks queen. Hopefully everything will go good. Oh, there's a lot of redneck people in Ohio. We are very rural in Ohio. There's, there's more rednecks in Ohio than there are in most places. Unfortunately, I don't know if it's unfortunately, if it's a good thing or a bad thing.
00:18:48
Speaker
And I lived in the South for a while and I'm like, Yeah, there's not as many rednecks and in hillbillies as I thought that would be down here. They all seem to be in Ohio and Kentucky and fucking West Virginia.
00:19:00
Speaker
Thank you. I love her shirt. Kayla picked it up. She found it. I love it
00:19:09
Speaker
it. Big Dick's Salty Seatman is the name of the store. It was awesome. noise shout out to the foot noise shout out to the flannel nation what up flannel brothers
00:19:29
Speaker
my flannel brotherhood yeah if yeah if you're not a part of the flannel brotherhood you would you just wouldn't know and that that almost sounds like a borderline racist group but it's not i promise um no we did have a lot of fun down at florida uh we
00:19:47
Speaker
Spent some time, went some shopping, did a lot of good eating. trans some Tried some new things.
00:19:57
Speaker
Kayla ate some gator bites. I had some conch fritters. I didn't even know what conch was, but it was pretty good.
00:20:05
Speaker
Did some shopping, did some drinking.
00:20:10
Speaker
Drove around in my convertible but but like a tourist. okay It was nice. It was a nice week. We we were happy to get home last week. and oh Oh, excuse me.
00:20:30
Speaker
i did not i didn I did not get my big ass on a surfboard, but I have been on a surfboard. I did do a little bit of surfing when I lived down in Charleston. um That's pretty cool. I wasn't very good at it, but I mean, I've never done it before.
00:20:46
Speaker
It's not like you do much surfing in Ohio. But I did try it. It was it was it was pretty fun.
00:21:01
Speaker
walmart has them wal Walmart has these rock screen.
00:21:06
Speaker
So if you can't find it in the store, just go to walmart.com. They'll have it. Yeah, bitch.
Listener Engagement and Camaraderie
00:21:12
Speaker
Daddy's home. I'm daddy. Sit your ass back down.
00:21:18
Speaker
ah got I took my throne back. Rocky, you know you're welcome to come up anytime. You don't have to wait for the invite to go out, which will actually be going out here very very soon. Holy crap. Well, I also did a long intro to the show. so
00:21:39
Speaker
Had to play some new music at the beginning of the show. ah But yeah, good vacation. Nice to relax. ah people People were a little surprised to be us so to see a Sasquatch wandering around Florida driving a convertible and in Hawaiian shirts. That was cool.
00:22:02
Speaker
um And then we came home. Then it was back to real life. Which neither one of us want to work, so that sucked. Go back to work.
00:22:16
Speaker
But we've already got our next vacation planned, so that's cool. Planned and booked as of tonight. We're just going up to the light.
00:22:32
Speaker
So. But other that, man, like I said, shout out to Rocky. He did a good job while I was gone. um He'll do for a fill-in.
00:22:43
Speaker
Shout out to Kissing Lilith Tuesday. We had a show where we we played their new music their new music video, and Gavin popped up and hung out with me for a little while. We'll actually be going to see them next weekend, right, baby?
00:23:02
Speaker
Possibly, yeah, possibly next weekend. So, Rocky, you might be able to fill in next Saturday. but Because I think going to take the kids and go up and potentially see Kissing Lilith.
00:23:17
Speaker
at homie fest up in akron
00:23:26
Speaker
have to wait and see the show is kind of early it is it is at 4 30 or 5. i can't remember what gavin said what up daniel happy saturday to do be pale then big big we go ahead and get this link here but go ahead and get this link here from
00:23:49
Speaker
and Just changed name this the Rocks in SQL Network. yeah You know what, Sarge? I'm going to tell you this. It feels good to have a And I shouldn't say this because it's going to go straight to his fucking head.
00:24:05
Speaker
Because Rocky has an ego like I do. But it feels really good to be able to take off on a Saturday and finally, for the first time in five years...
00:24:18
Speaker
leave this show in confident hands and know that I don't have to, I don't have to be worried. i don't have to be nervous. Other than the fact that Rocky likes to put shit up that gets us copyright infringements, Rocky.
00:24:32
Speaker
Don't worry. I fixed it.
00:24:35
Speaker
No strikes, just warnings. But, uh, no, it is nice to know that I can, I can, uh, go out or leave or go on vacation and the show still happens.
00:24:50
Speaker
And I have somebody that I can trust and rely on to run a good show. Uh, and Rocky Wally, I trust too, but you Wally doesn't want to be here on a Saturday night. He's trying not to get eaten by his fucking dinosaurs.
00:25:07
Speaker
Oh yeah. I had to fix that Sunday morning. but but i like this motherfucker Does that stop what's going on Remy I got to switch over here I gotta to get onto the YouTube channel so that I can get ready to pin this to the top There we go Drop in Italy.
00:25:38
Speaker
It's almost kind of sort of a little early, but that's all right. It's my show. I do what I want. Link is dropped. Doors are open. It's Saturday Night Open Door Challenge right here on Nonsensical Nonsense on the Nonsensical Network.
00:25:57
Speaker
Feel free to jump on in and join the panel if you would like. Whoa. Calm down, big fella. Feel free to jump on in on the panel if you'd like.
00:26:09
Speaker
Come and hang out. Shoot the shit. Do the thing.
00:26:15
Speaker
What's going on when wandering? e It's going. It's Saturday night. If you're new here, we open the doors. We let everybody come on and hang out with us.
00:26:27
Speaker
If you've been here before, you know the drill. Don't be shy. Got my, uh, you know, I say it all the time, guys. i fucking i'm I'm a huge fan of AI and AI, ah you know, making my thumbnails and stuff.
00:26:44
Speaker
And, uh, yeah, yeah. Did that little, got that little one right there up there for tonight. If you guys didn't see the YouTube thumbnail, hails yeah.
00:27:01
Speaker
And I'm working on a new one. that I'm going to do with myself, Rocky, and and Wally. or the what did you do what What did you do, Rocky? What did you Rocky?
00:27:14
Speaker
You know what you did, Rocky.
00:27:18
Speaker
hey
00:27:21
Speaker
Boom, there you go Daniel. Cheers to you, buddy.
00:27:29
Speaker
You don't stop fucking pushing buttons behind the scenes, Rocky. I'm trying to read comments. Yeah, I remember it's Wanda. But I like wandering.
00:27:41
Speaker
Just like we call Daniel, I'm going to kick your
00:27:51
Speaker
I was going to say I had some good news for Rocky, but I think I'm going to reach out to Gavin and tell him never mind.
00:27:59
Speaker
Can i block this guy on YouTube? I'm going to put you in timeout, Rocky.
00:28:12
Speaker
Fucker. Yeah, you'll leave your comment. I'll watch it. Rocky hates the chatterbox, just so you guys know. Every time I try to put your chats up, he brings them down. Yeah, chat GPT is cool, man. i've been I use it for all my thumbnails.
00:28:24
Speaker
um You've been doing me right. You've been treating me good. So... Yeah, what do we got going on, man? what do he mean I don't know. Wally's got racing season coming up. I think he's still trying to get guests.
00:28:44
Speaker
Excuse me ah me.
Podcast Hosting Challenges and Humor
00:28:48
Speaker
So,
00:28:51
Speaker
Glick's driving. maybe putting a little bit on the back burner. It's going to be a sporadic show when I have guests. It's a lot harder show to ah to book guests on um than the other two shows.
00:29:07
Speaker
um But with that being said, wonder one of two shows may be coming back. I'm in the process of looking for co-hosts for those shows.
00:29:21
Speaker
But one of two old shows may come back i'm leaning towards one more than the other um for uh every other week once a month i don't know what we're doing but uh
00:29:41
Speaker
ah uh and then i'm hoping i don't know we were talking about it but i'm really hoping kayla and i can do a show tomorrow we might do a quick a quick uh quick prep bang out a quick prep and hopefully we can do a show tomorrow.
00:29:55
Speaker
That'd be cool. We've talked about it
00:30:04
Speaker
Oh, Rocky, now you're putting chats in there.
00:30:11
Speaker
Tuesday, Tuesday, taco titties and Teletubbies. Yeah.
00:30:19
Speaker
You wish you were. but You're not even half the squatch and half the Squatch host that I am. You can only do half a show.
00:30:32
Speaker
foods in the oven as usual. Oh, yeah.
00:30:38
Speaker
Look, watch this. Oh, for those of you who are wondering who's playing in the chat and removing your chat, it's this guy right here who's hanging out backstage. He can bring himself up, but he won't. He'd rather play in the backstage.
00:30:53
Speaker
Nope. no, no, no, no. You're on. a ah Did you get your new leather scully cap, Rocky?
00:31:08
Speaker
What's up, bitch? but I mean, brother. Yeah.
00:31:17
Speaker
You're muted. Congratulations. Yeah, Rocky's a great host. Rocky's the best. You don't even know how to work his microphone.
00:31:28
Speaker
Come on. No, I don't. I don't pay for chat, GPT. Not yet.
00:31:37
Speaker
He's a leper squatch. Can't hear you, Bubba.
00:31:43
Speaker
Still can't hear you. but pickaboo Be nice to Rocky. Spell his name right first.
00:31:58
Speaker
I refuse. Look at that. Look at that. Look at that. Look at that. What kind of host doesn't even know how to turn a microphone on?
00:32:08
Speaker
Pick a microphone.
00:32:19
Speaker
You know, I say all these nice things about Rocky. and I say how happy I was that he did a killer job the last couple weeks. And then and then he then he then he shows up completely unprofessional tonight. He hides in the background.
00:32:34
Speaker
he He disrespects the chat.
00:32:41
Speaker
He don't know how to have his microphone on. Maybe we do have to send him back to school.
00:32:56
Speaker
spark may Technical difficulties.
00:33:09
Speaker
Oh, man. now you guys I know you guys were... and Shout out to you guys that that it came out and hang out and hung out with Rocky the last two weekends. Thank you guys for that. That's awesome. I love that you guys didn't shy away. but and We're right here to help Rocky out and support Rocky well he was while he was running things.
00:33:28
Speaker
I do got to teach him how to use um
00:33:36
Speaker
StreamYard.
00:33:38
Speaker
Are you good now? I was in the middle of recording, know i had it tied to my microphone. ah I was in the middle of recording. yeah Likely excuses, the guy who was fucking with the chat, disrespecting the chat. is my I was just recording, guys. I don't know what he's talking about.
00:33:56
Speaker
mar Were you recording the Sasquatch song? How's that going? actually yeah i put So instead of using Ice Cube, I decided to wrap some stuff myself. And so, yeah, I actually was working on it. yeah freaking Daddy's back. like dad i know i saw I saw the title. I said, oh, God, and hell no, man. like I actually care about copyright infringements because otherwise I was going to start to show with that Usher song. What Usher song? Daddy's Home.
00:34:27
Speaker
Okay. Okay. All right. All right. All right. Let's go up here with my shirt unbuttoned. Thirst trapping my ass off.
00:34:36
Speaker
I'm just saying, man. that that That would actually, I'm sure that that would be very popular. Mandy, what's up? It probably would be. yeah You bragged on him too hard, Glick.
00:34:47
Speaker
that's like do I do. I do. I really need to cut it back. That's why I got to i gotta throw digs in there. Everyone wants to know how to rein his ego down. Otherwise, his ego And taking over the network, ladies and gentlemen, is your boy, your main man. telling you.
00:35:07
Speaker
You got to keep
00:35:13
Speaker
You look good in that shirt, man. Did you get that on your trip down to Florida? No, we bought it before we went on the trip. I wasn't allowed to wear it. We bought it like three weeks before we went. And I was dying to wear it and I wasn't allowed to. And then while we were down there, I bought two more. It looks good. looks good.
00:35:31
Speaker
Yeah, man. that's ah You know, last summer I did summer of no sleeves. I think this summer I'm going to do the summer of Hawaiian shirts. Mix in some no sleeves from time to time. even so watch Vacation. That's what it screams. Even Sasquatch needs a vacation.
00:35:46
Speaker
Even Sasquatch needs a vacation. I was squatching it in Florida. Because, again, i need to I need to take you through a training course on on setting up a studio properly. Yes. you yes Not that you did anything wrong because it worked perfect. that Everything was fine.
00:36:04
Speaker
Yes, sir. When I upload ah the audio, I then like go and look for a description and see what you put in the description because you were posting the show. No description for any of the shows. Just Rocky taking over as a title. all That's all that anybody needs to know. All they need to know is i like I was like, well, shit. Let me think of a description. so in what In one of them, put, oh let me see if I can find here real quick. I don't remember what it was exactly.
00:36:34
Speaker
ah the de d d i think it was this one. Don't start playing for the love of God. Yeah, yeah i put Rock Lee is still in the driver's seat while Glick is off squatching around in the wilderness wilderness or whatever the hell Sasquatches do on vacation. That's perfect. but Glick's wearing the shirt now because he's using his lilac anal spray to make his butthole smell better for Kayla.
00:37:05
Speaker
It's not what like. I'm going to give that a second. That's an upvote. Wally, what's up, Wally? but Your name has officially changed. Sasquatch Summer. If I can find sleeveless Hawaiian shirts, it's on, Mandy. I'm on it.
00:37:33
Speaker
sleeveless hawaiian shirts for the fucking win go to hell wally
00:37:44
Speaker
where are you at wall cephas oh i found some that wasn't hard i can't imagine it would be that simple google search a little google a search Hey, man, that fits your style, too. I'll have send it to you, man.
00:38:02
Speaker
I look good in the in the the bright orange. Dude, I got an orange one. Man, love that. It's like a bright-ass orange one. That one's dope.
00:38:13
Speaker
Well, i I really, mainly, because I am in the middle of recording, I want it to really come up and I just want to talk about five years for a second, man. Congratulations, Glick. Five years of nonsensical nonsense.
00:38:27
Speaker
That is so huge, man. I'm pretty awesome. Just, just say it. You're pretty awesome, man. I know. Thanks. Thanks for, thanks for acknowledging me. Acknowledge me. if Acknowledge me.
00:38:47
Speaker
Five years. That's insane. Supplies, motherfucker. ah Some fries. I could. I could, Moe Dog. says But what if I could buy them with the sleeves already removed, though?
00:39:03
Speaker
I mean, you could like, you know, work smarter. They said does the whole take off the sleeves for you and make it look all G. Wait, there's a place that does that?
00:39:14
Speaker
Yeah, you know, Taylor. Oh, a Taylor. yeah Just take it into a soup store. It's just a feeding your fat face.
00:39:26
Speaker
ah I can work with this. You go find the Hawaiian one, though. They'll be down with that. They'll be like, yeah. i me that's shit look all Oh, no. they don know A size smaller and just like hulk out the sleeves and like shred them.
00:39:40
Speaker
And I'll be like, yeah, arms are so massive. but but Rocky, what were you saying about five years? Sorry for the interruption, buddy. Oh, I was just inflating your ego.
00:39:53
Speaker
um I mean, spent two weeks you spent two weeks crucifying me and deflating me. I was not crucifying you. I mean, I think that is just a complete and utter overstretch, man. We celebrated the Sasquatchian you are.
00:40:13
Speaker
72 winter olympics run hell yeah yeah man we were just celebrating the the awesome person you are that's all we were doing i want i won i won 25 gold medals right here so saturday the first saturday and night show i was like you know what uh uh we're all on edge because glick's in the chatter's box he's he's roasting everybody in the chat on the panel He is here, okay? And so the following Saturday, you didn't even show up.
00:40:40
Speaker
And everyone's like, look, it's background, man. He's sitting there watching us make this joke. So we were trying to purposefully get you out of your cave, but it didn't work. I was there. I did say hi. You Jedi'd me. You ignored me in the chat.
00:40:53
Speaker
Dended like I didn't even exist. i learned on the most like doing the What was I doing the second Saturday night? I was going to pop in. What would we do?
00:41:07
Speaker
Oh, no. We were on our way home. That's why I didn't. He said, but I quit. I just read that comment. ah Five years of people said it wouldn't last, too. Congrats, my brother. but Five years of something to be. I mean, that's awesome, man. um I mean, umm I'm telling you guys, man, we have been we have been blocked. We have been banned. We have been boycotted.
00:41:34
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We've been imitated. We've never been duplicated because that don't happen yeah uh we've had we've had internal struggles that have tried to destroy us from within who oh excuse me and yeah let's release your sad squash and and and i'm still fucking here at the end of the day I'm still here doing this particular show, and I've grown this show into a network of shows. So to all the haters and and all the people who tried to screw a server in the past, I got three words for you.
00:42:12
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beat My ass didn job Like I didn't even know you could count to three. I'm proud of you Three words for you eat my motherfucking asshole you bitch-ass motherfucker He's like seriously do it Anyway, um So what's up Jedi
00:42:33
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flavored flavored blue anyway um so what's up jedi Not much is up, Drew. Long time no see. and Hey, Lazy, I missed the show this week. What happened, man?
00:42:46
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Yeah, Jedi, I have to have a conversation with you. What's up, Chris? technician You know, last night was Friday. and One of my one ah things I enjoy on Friday nights is tuning into my my very good friend, Shaman Says, and and and then his co-host, Lazy Jedi, my my beautiful my beautiful co-creator, that handsome son of a bitch that Jedi is. See, you thought I was going fun of you.
00:43:13
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Yeah, I did. I was gearing up to fire back. and and i And I go to the old YouTubes and i go where's my Jedi? Where's my Shaman?
00:43:24
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then I see the old Twitter box says, you have a message from Jedi. I'm like, I'm never on Twitter. Why Jedi sending me a message? And I stumble my stupid ass over to the very Trump-centric right-winged Rumble studios.
00:43:42
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And I see you guys are live there.
00:43:45
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But then I fell asleep.
00:43:49
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So what happened, my friend? What did you guys do? We got banned from YouTube for a week. So we went to Rumble as our go-to backup. And guess what?
00:44:02
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Rumble's going to be more eccentric in what we do because Rumble's fucking awesome. You know you can stream from Rumble from your stream yard. I know. We did. Okay, good. We used to stream Rumble. I don't really care for Rumble.
00:44:19
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See, it's... it Okay, so the thing about YouTube, it's... it's it's more slick. Like it it is more intuitive. It's like easier to use, but on rumble, you can do so much more shit.
00:44:31
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without getting banned. And the things that we got banned for are like videos we uploaded, shorts that we uploaded that are all over YouTube already. We just made them our own. But we weren't allowed to do it, but other channels are because they're bigger and they're bringing more money. But we got literally a strike against us for um violating community guidelines, even though literally...
00:44:57
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you can go and watch all the same shit that we posted and dozens of other channels. So I didn't like that. So what was the community guidelines that you guys crossed? One of them.
00:45:09
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Well, herell we wanted the video yeah, we got a warning from one of shamans. Yeah. Yeah. You're going to get, you're going to get quick man now too.
00:45:20
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I already had to deal with your copyright infringements on Sunday morning. It had nothing to do with copyright either. It was nothing copyrighted. It was it was just violation of community guidelines. which Okay, so and we did it in quick succession because me and Shaman just post whatever we want for shorts. Shaman posted one which was a news interview on main mainstream media news from 1979 where somebody was criticizing a certain country.
00:45:47
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And then I posted one of an Easter buddy punching somebody in the face. that like It was like he got the warning and then I got the strike because they came like we already were on thin ice, but we just did them like within an hour of each other. And so we got, you can't upload for a week. we're like you you guys should You guys should really align yourself with a with a mega power like the nonsensical network where you you become untouchable.
00:46:16
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e just Because I'm i'm i'm Teflon Don over here. To be honest, though, our our Rumble streams are pulling in a lot more views than YouTube, and they're a lot more fun.
00:46:32
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So we're we're we're gonna we're obviously going to still stream on YouTube, but we're we're kind of thinking that at some point in the night, we're going to cut it off and cut off YouTube and be like, hey, this is the YouTube stream.
00:46:46
Speaker
Will you do rumble? Hell yeah, bro. hi um Because we can play. we We played music videos. We played other videos that YouTube has yelled at us for in the past. And like, it's just like, you don't have to worry that in the moment of every move you're making, it's so much more strict. You guys know me. Like, I'll go a above and beyond. like that line I know too. I'll be like, what? Dude goes hard in the motherfucking paint.
00:47:15
Speaker
That's living for my ass, my boy. Yeah, no, I mean, I've i've thought about dropping Twitch because Twitch does nothing for us at the end of the day and da but it's i think I think the reason I stopped going with Rumble is because it was such a pain in the ass to set up the studio from StreamYard. It is that that is. That is their biggest drawback. It's like a barrier to entry with that. It makes it less... It's it's it's not as easy. like That's the thing with YouTube. It's so easy to just get on and put up all your shit. Yeah.
00:47:47
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what stop You're not loud, Jedi. I told him you needed to align yourself. When I said I needed you, you needed to align yourself with the network so that you're protected. yeah ah yeah for For a small fee every month, if you align yourself with a nonsensical network, you will become untouchable on YouTube.
00:48:06
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i'm just off eat What is that, like four squirrel pelts a month? Don't, don't, don't. Goddamn Sasquatch. Small feet. If you bring me some Jack Link's jerky, I'll fucking let you. details offline. I'm just looking out for you. You don't want anything bad to happen. Don Glicker over here.
00:48:42
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don glick over here Oh, CFM. um let me Let me find it, actually. it's It's our show name, but it's... It's called Lazy Shaman Show.
00:48:55
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<unk> It is. Chaka. Chaka in the damn building. What's up, Chaka? By the way, Chaka, I just watched some of of your stuff on Rumble today. I'm going to do a minute, honey.
00:49:09
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Look at that handsome son of a bitch. Look at that handsome son of a bitch.
00:49:18
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That's Glick looking in your window and giving you a thumbs up. That was him on vacation right there. He's outside your window. Chaka's just throwing like fucking scraps of food out the window just to keep him at bay. Go on, get it. Go on, get it. I already told you.
00:49:40
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I want the snack pocket. Snack pocket's empty, you goddamn Sasquatch. Get back in them woods. look it serious funny look Look at his booty shorts. He don't even got a pocket for snacks. snackles legs as pocket good i rocking the short legs You know, you could have given me a better a bigger bulge. I'm just saying.
00:50:04
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I was going to do something else, but yeah, I'll do that. Yeah, you can spruced up his mangina a little bit there, Chaka.
00:50:15
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What's up, fellas? How's everybody doing? We're doing, man. We're better now that you're here, Chaka. Congratulations, Glick. Five years. That's badass, dude. Yeah, congratulations, Glick.
00:50:27
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That's something. I'm going places, I guess. Thanks, whoever said that. Yeah. each
00:50:35
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Mandy Hey hey Blake I have a new family member since I saw you last I seen that on Facebook what's up buddy little guy life that my black I'm flipping this one's ear right now going you better flip the ear I love all the dogs on the network lately
00:51:04
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network lately the other night I had a guest on the comedy lounge and who we were talking next thing no there was a fucking dog right in his fucking lap he was like my bad dude my dog I'm like no I love it I love dogs No, we always love the fur babies. I got to give my dog a bath. My dog stinks. I've been playing outside all day. I don't know what's in my yard, but it it it is funky right now.
00:51:31
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It's Sasquatch from Gwick hanging out there. I marked my territory out there. so sorry Sorry, Chuck. I marked my territory on your dog. Oh, hey, Glick. My favorite daddy, and i made it ass what I got it as a toy for the dog. That's awesome.
00:51:47
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Hey, Glick, John Party's putting on a concert maybe a block away from me. they're doing It's called Boots on the Ground. They do it every year, and and John Party always finishes. He's the last performance, but...
00:52:01
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good You can hear it from my front yard, dude. It's it's pretty cool. Oh, nice. The Air Force does one called Boots in the Air. Boots in the Air? That was a good movie.
00:52:14
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Yeah, Boots on the Ground, John Party, so we'll I'll probably put good one. The Marines do one called Crayolas for Everyone. if we can all eat together.
00:52:30
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cra know preons united
00:52:35
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Man, oh man, I missed it around here. Oh, man. Fucking Rocky. see if I can animate this Sasquatch picture.
00:52:47
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Sasquatch? I'll be back, guys. Rocky, you're in charge. I'm going to leave so Chaka's back window and go listen to Fun Party. I'll be right back. By the way, click you can get sleeveless Hawaiian shirts on Amazon.com.
00:53:04
Speaker
ah Yeah, apparently Rocky found them and Moe Dogg yelled at me and all you have to do is just buy them and cut the sleeves off and that's just that's just too much work. I need people to do these works.
00:53:17
Speaker
What are you looking for? Sleeveless Hawaiian shirts? Is that what you said? It's the summer of Hawaiian shirts. Oh my god, they do have... all i said No, those are just tank
00:53:32
Speaker
No, they had sleeveless ones too. Those are just tank tops. You're okay with the sleeveless shirt, but the tank tops are no-no? Really? no. really i want no no i want I want a Hawaiian shirt like this that buttons up with no sleeves.
00:53:48
Speaker
I've got a lot of sleeveless and tank top shirts. I would love to be the tailor that you take that idea to. Just people look on their face.
00:53:58
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I'm sorry, sir. You want me to what? I have my own style. I am i am unique in every way possible. like i'm just I'm just squatching through life, baby. That's what I do. He'll just he'll just grab the sleeves, snip, snip. Watch it like it's hot. By the way,
00:54:21
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rocky and jeda She came back with the pre-promised ring and I am spurning them into turning it into some earrings for her so she knows not to be that stupid again. yeah if y'all could have seen the look on her face when she was talking about how it meant, y'all would have been rolling laughing.
00:54:50
Speaker
It looks like Glick is um not paying attention. So we're going to go ahead and make Jedi the new host of the show. so Perfect. It's a dream come true. I appreciate everybody for believing in me enough to let me run the show. If Jedi's the host, you know.
00:55:10
Speaker
If Jedi's the host, then good luck, Chet. You're never going to be seen. Yep. I'm hiring you as Chet liaison. You need to... You know what? sorry, Chet. You guys know how much I personally love you. Hey, hey, hey. You didn't raise your hand, okay?
00:55:27
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You didn't raise your hand. But apparently I'm no longer in charge here. I'm sorry, your paw. Jedi's in charge here. Is it a hand or is it a paw? You know what? I'm going to put the host in timeout. No. The last five years were fantastic, but after tonight, we will not have the program. Look at me. Look at me. I am your captain now. You can see Jedi backstage the whole time. like...
00:56:00
Speaker
There was an absolute mutiny. And Chaki, you didn't even defend me, okay? As my chat liaison, you should have defended me I was liaison in chat.
00:56:12
Speaker
Oh, that's true. I had to liaison these guys. Well, Scum TV, ah you know, you could yell respect the Jedi, but if Jedi was in charge, nobody would have ever seen your chat. I'm just saying. Yes, they would, because I hired somebody that could do it better than me His name is Chaka.
00:56:27
Speaker
See, I know how to... I'm not even going to get into it. He doesn't even speak our language. I am off the closet.
00:56:39
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i have i I have taken a full-on mutiny. I am rebelling. You're a goddamn mutiny. who couldn
00:56:50
Speaker
Oh, it's my my monitor. i had a bigel I had something on my monitor, and I thought it was on my forehead. I was like, what the hell is that? I'm going to help myself to tell you guys this. Earlier, Kayla and I were today. We were at we were Target, and I have become a yeah very big fan of the Alani energy drinks. Yeah, shut up. Sometimes I want to feel like a pretty lady, and I drink Alani's.
00:57:13
Speaker
Well, I found one down in Florida that I really liked that I hadn't seen up here. oh We were walking through target and I was like, yeah, fucking Ohio is not going to have it. And she found, and there was just one.
00:57:27
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So as I grab it, I see behind the display that there's a whole bunch more. And I just reached my arm back there and knocked like a quarter of the display down. She's like... That's what I asked to leave?
00:57:39
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it just It's just squatching through that display as she walked around to another house to get away from me. She's like, I don't know him. I've never seen him. um yeah I'm only her squatch when I'm moving furniture. She's like, yep, that's my squatch.
00:58:08
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ah sorry When you're her squad, she can deal without the sass. She wants something to do with me.
00:58:20
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You're like, this son of a bitch. This is why we don't go out in public, because you don't know how to act. What up, Scum TV?
00:58:29
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what up scru you heres too
00:58:35
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yeah I don't know how to act in public. I'm a mess Well, everybody's always taking your picture and posting them on the internet, you know, I know they're like look it I found a Sasquatch I mean I was all the people wanted to take my picture down in Florida
00:58:54
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I was signing autographs. I was shaking babies and kissing hands. Oh my God. you first kill yeah we dinner We went to dinner one night at this place called for Ford's Garage.
00:59:08
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First and foremost, food was phenomenal at this place. If you're ever down in Florida or wherever they have a Ford's Garage, I'm sure they have them other places other than Florida. If you see one, go. The food was phenomenal. Also,
00:59:20
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They have these like old 1920s, 1930s Ford Model Ts, whatever. and You can go behind the bar and you can honk the horn and make smoke come out of the exhaust, which obviously you know who had to do that. but Our waitress was apparently a little bit too friendly with me.
00:59:40
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swear waitress were old. I was about to stab a bitch. but
00:59:48
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I Was like but but i was like she's just doing her job everybody at the table was like she's just doing her job because we said thank that Well, Connor, you know, of course the Connor's gonna agree with you and Stacey's gonna agree with you but Rob and I were There was what five of us There was five of us to sat down if she asked how the check was gonna get separated and I said, I'm I got it, you know, I'm um i'm buying dinner for everybody So she was a little extra friend a lot extra friendly She was a lot extra friendly. I agree, but she was just doing her job both carlo was going up Not even cut she completely jumped over cutting the bitch to stabbing a bitch and clickck Whenever you said Lonnie energy drinks my background just changed automatically yeah
01:00:45
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drinking this you drink like We've been friends a long time. You do not know flirting unless it slaps you in the face. So I'm going to have to back Kayla. I wasn't there, but I'm to have to back Kayla.
01:01:01
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Come here. You got to see Chuck in the That's the best flavor. That's the best flavor right there. i don't know what flavor that is, but I don't know. Whatever.
01:01:13
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Whatever chat GPT made. yeah Is Glick a bra? And sometimes I want to be a pretty lady and i enjoy my Alani's. They're delicious.
01:01:24
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Don't knock them until you try them. See, I knew you knew how to act like a bitch, Glick. Which is hot, Jesus. Nice.
01:01:37
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Look, maybe you're 100% thats i am 100% oblivious to any woman flirting with me.
01:01:49
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Look at me. well okay da ah I'm a big, dumb animal. ah I'm usually in my own like own little world. And that was the one day of vacation That I literally drank all day long and I was I wasn't sloppy drunk or drunk drunk, but I was I was feeling good Like I had a nice buzz. I think that's what I would call it because I wasn't drinking hard or fast. I was just Right What's that yeah um
01:02:20
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i the show hey though bla what's that i'm the saying i had a ah i I didn't know until after we were done eating, but me and the wife went to dinner. The waitress was flirting with me. I just thought didn't think nothing of it. I'm just oblivious until after. And my wife's like, hey, the waitress was like flirting hard with you. i was like, no, she wasn't. And I thought about it. i was like, I missed the whole thing. didn't my thing.
01:02:48
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i didn't i didn see i didn't see it because here's my thing Like, I was a bouncer in strip clubs for for a little while. You know, I worked in in bar. I was a bouncer in clubs and bars for a little while. I used to go to Hooters, like, three, four times a week.
01:03:07
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So, they're not... and What I'm seeing is not anybody flirting. They're just working for their tip at the end of the day. Yeah. Yeah. so in other words he's been around so much t he's oblivious mean they're working for your tip kayla said kayla said she can work a little harder and somewhere else
01:03:31
Speaker
oh like i get it i understand i'm not falling for it i'm not stupid you know so like whatever i was more excited at the fact that i got the honk a horn and blow smoke out of the ass end of a fucking but yeah Cause it's like a loud horn like restaurant can hear it. It's like, her and then blows smoke out and it smokes out the whole restaurant. I was so excited for that. want to do that.
01:03:57
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and It sounds like she wanted to smoke your In my case, the waitress could have been naked and I was just like, this is a good chicken fried steak. God damn it.
01:04:15
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that's That's where I was. drunk out like I got water to blow smoke out of it. that I got this great party in front of me. I'm like, hell yeah, let's go. I'm on vacation. I'm having a good time. that's the last I was in no trouble whatsoever. i didn't get in trouble. i Apparently, I'm fucking stupid. so yeah It was the waitress. Stupid defense works every time. It was for blonde chicks. I mean, why not?
01:04:38
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yeah The waitress, it was her whose' whose life was in danger the whole time.
01:04:45
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but okay I just got this mental aid image of Kayla at the table just taking the knife and twisting it on the table. like She got one more thing to say. might have as we were walking out of the but or out of the restaurant. She might have grabbed of her from behind it and drug her Have you checked Florida news to see if they found any bodies? It's Florida. I was just going to say it's Florida. That bitch got fed to an alligator shortly after.
01:05:20
Speaker
There are gators. There's such amazing creatures. checked this in with the fucking glick. An hour into the show, I got a fucking glick because of the waitress. Hey, I wanted to
01:05:35
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hey i wanted to Run something by the panel to see if y'all think this is as fucking stupid as I do. There's this I.M. restaurant close to me.
01:05:46
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They automatically include an 18 percent gratuity. No matter how many people are were in your party, they've done that since COVID. But now they have a sign up that says in addition to the 18% gratuity that they automatically put, they expect you to do another 20% on top of it or they don't want you to eat in the restaurant.
01:06:11
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Yeah.
01:06:14
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Kayla said that. That's almost 40%. The tipping culture is already out of control, and that's just the thing. The only way you're getting a 38% tip is if is if you're if there's sexual favors that are really good involved. You have to do top tier like quality sexual favors, not no half-ass. Hey, sexual favors. I'm just saying. Yeah, and you got to comb his back hair afterwards.
01:06:46
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Yeah, like 38. No, I mean, every restaurant we went to down there, they did their, like, at the bottom of the receipt, it was like, it started at 20%. And then it was like 20, 25%, then 28%. And it showed you math. know, like,
01:07:00
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twenty twenty five percent and then twenty eight percent like and it showed you the map so you know i'm like i don't And I don't trust those anyway because they are almost always wrong. I think we were only at one restaurant where I would say the waitress was worthy of 20%.
01:07:21
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twenty percent And that was even if I was feeling real generous. And that might have been the seafood. What was that, Pinscher's? I thought she was really good. that the we have in the ah Even the grocery stores over here in California, like, they'll ring up my groceries, and then it'll say tip. I'm like, tip for ringing my groceries up? You even bag them. I got to bag them. Well, that's like even places like McDonald's and Wendy's that make you do your own order now, and they still have that tip line. Yeah.
01:07:55
Speaker
I placed my own order. I'm about a half a step away from making my own fucking food. You are not getting it. Exactly, Mandy. That's so funny. I'll make burger. to be fine. Get the fuck out of my way. Exactly. mouth sp you bobby You're just paying for the ingredients. Not the service that goes into making it.
01:08:19
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yeah Everywhere you go when you check out they especially if they use the the little like card reader things where you scan your card and it's a little a little device. like We go to the vape shop and literally all the dude has to do is go.
01:08:33
Speaker
or yeah and you when you When you pay, they're like, would you like to add a tip? No, because the motherfucker only moves six inches. That's what he's getting paid for. that's That's business's sneaky way of having you pay their employees to do it so they don't have to.
01:08:47
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Like, hey pay my employee for me because I don't want to. yeah Because that's all it is. like why why would you get I don't get a tip at my job. like I don't work in the service industry. I get candy and cookies at my job.
01:09:01
Speaker
You get diabetes at your job? Pretty much. this is But they don't pay for insulin shots, do they? No. so Every time I go do something at my job, now granted, there's a lot of old people around or older people.
01:09:15
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you know Every time I go do something, they're like, hey, thank you. i know I can't give you money, but here's a goodie. Here's some sugar. Here's a goodie. The Easter Bunny, I did. I picked something the other day. I picked something the other day. It was Monday. It was my first day back, and I picked something, and I came out, and the lady was like, the Easter Bunny came, and she was holding two chocolate-covered pretzels.
01:09:43
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And I just took one. She's like, this is for you too. and i'm like So I'm walking through the hallway like a fucking child with two chocolate covered pretzels. I got my candy. I got my candy. I actually looked up the restaurant and I found footage of the waitress ah flirting with the glue. Oh, Oh, oh, oh.
01:10:05
Speaker
I can't wait to see this. Oh, God, Chaka. Hold on a it is. He's like, no, I'm eating. That's my big-ass pork chop. Don't touch me. that's my big as po cho that no touch me
01:10:23
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She's smiling like, yeah, pretty much. She's about to lose a finger. He's cutting his pork chop or whatever it is with a butter knife. I'm not saying you're wrong at all. They don't use the silverware. They don't know what to use. Yes, she she was very friendly.
01:10:42
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I know, and trust me, I know. Jackable, what's going on, brother? It's good to see you we bearded again. yeah you took some time off to grow your beard back out.
01:10:54
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Yeah, it's just another day in paradise. How you been, man? Long time no see.
01:11:03
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Yeah, I love each and every one of you. Like, uh... I love you, bro. Like, each and every one of these hairs on my face. Um...
01:11:20
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Attractable the gray is my favorite dude. I see you're getting the grays, brother. you're getting here You're joining the gray beard club.
01:11:33
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Hold on. I'm not sure which side it is, but this one. Oh, yeah, it got a little bit. That's the man later. Yeah. yeah you get to make and My brother asked me today, he's like, why don't you get some Rogaine? i i was like, why don't you shut your fat face? Tell him you'll get Rogaine when he grabs the Viagra.
01:11:53
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or grow your tell him you'll get rogaine when he grabs the vigraph and you know I don't know what you and your brother are doing that he needs Viagra, but i mean... We know I don't I just...
01:12:18
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you know you drink some water in the middle of the night and you wake up with a heart ah yeah if you got a fucking pi you got one of the pee hardons Now I'm going to be at night. I'm going to be getting drinking some water. Nope. It's not a water balloon. I drank two gallons of fucking water.
01:12:41
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I got a joke for y'all. I got a great joke for y'all. This old guy goes into the pharmacy and he hands the pharmacist his prescription for Viagra. And he said, but I need you to cut each pill in into force for me.
01:12:56
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And the pharmacist said, well, sir, i I can do that for you. But, you know, quarter of a viager is not going to do much for you. He said, son, I'm 85 years old. I do not need a full hard on. I just want to stop peeing on my slippers when I go to the bathroom. The struggle is real. Yes. be right back.
01:13:22
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i got a phone call be back know the the great thing about my residence is one of them is german and she has some of the best german chocolate in the fucking world and i don't even like chocolate but she always gets me chocolate from germany you you could also could also save on viagra by you know if that's the case it's like hey why don't you just sleep in the swimming pool
01:13:55
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chicken Wait, hold on a second. why why why why why Why does a swimming pool give you an erection, untrackable? No, it just it just means you don't have to pee. you you have to get You don't have to get up to pee. You're already in. How am I the only one that understood where he was going with that? I had no idea. You know,
01:14:22
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wow yeah you You're already in. So you for just oh see to get like so like you go get like a mud hole if you never have to take a shit.
01:14:36
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we've already We've already established it out of control everything going on around me. It all comes back to bodily fluids.
01:14:48
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wait Wait a minute. If I go get in the pool, it's going to give me an erection? I spent a lot of time in the pool last week, and I did not get a single erection in the pool. Well, you were in Florida. That training club just didn't do it for you in the pool, right?
01:15:04
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the
01:15:09
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yeah ah ah I don't i'd rather understand it where you're going with this. The math isn't mapping. My calculator broke just trying to math it. if and trying You have to explain it to the toddlers. They don't get it. what We are.
01:15:30
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We taught it.
01:15:35
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I'm just saying when you you know When you're knee deep in a woman and you let go. except Knee deep? What fucking women have you been screwing? Well, you know, you can get knee deep as long as you're in the pool first.
01:15:53
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No, no, no, no. ah no no no no i'm just I'm just saying. kneey shallow end does it matter whether it was from the front or the back Uh... Left or the right? Missionary and dog feel the same. You got bigger issues. Wait, can you do missionary if you're not religious? I don't know the rules.
01:16:27
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You're better than that Damn Cheesy ass joke and I blame like just any you So sorry You want to bring up rules ah We don't apply rules around here We just handle our bills That's all that matters Pineapple Pineapple buye anapple
01:16:55
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but Her safe word was Yes please more No, everybody's safe word should be meatloaf But but that's that's tough sometimes I can't even have liquid in my mouth when he's done that ah but Oh, wow. Jedi, you should know better than to drink around me. know I know. It's tough sometimes because if my if my safe word is yes, please, more, like i ah i I don't know where we're going with this, but it's going to be a good time. Go gadget power.
01:17:37
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Go gadget meatloaf. As long as nobody dies and there's no trips to the ER, it's a good time. I think i think Doc Brown said it in Back to the Future where we're going. We don't need no safe words.
01:17:52
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Yeah. Exactly. I needed it. yeah um exactly that was that needed You said if nobody dies, but um i'm I'm pretty sure, like, I put myself before you. I put myself before you, so if you can't handle a good time, then I'd rather i'd rather take the charges. But Trackable's like, speak for yourself. I've banged a few dead ladies in the past, and it's a lot of fun. I'm just saying.
01:18:34
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Don't knock until you try it. If you're alive, you can't scream the safe word. He's like, it's worth her not moving to not hear her mouth. I did i didn't bang the i did not bang the dead girls.
01:18:50
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I created the dead girls. Jesus Christ. She wasn't dead. Just because you brought the blow up now does not mean you killed her.
01:19:03
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Yes, ladies gentlemen, what's been going on for five years? I told you, Jedi. Untouchable. Have wand on. This is what we do I think jackal is going to touch you.
01:19:16
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it just is not that market It's not that my dick is that great. It's that your pussy is that weak. um like No confession after that.
01:19:34
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He doesn't work in the coroner's office, Leslie. He used to work He got fired for inappropriate behavior. i Can you imagine working loss prevention at a funeral home? It's pretty bad when a fucking corporal is in charge.
01:20:01
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Speak up if you don't want this. If you want this. Nothing at all. She didn't say anything. I got consent. Be still. Take it like a champ. went so down the round rabbit hole.
01:20:17
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we went so down the ground grab a hole
01:20:23
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Welcome to ladies and gentlemen. years Five years of um but The lunatics run this bitch every Saturday night. It's so different but I said, hey, I would love to be turned inside out.
01:20:42
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and and then And then they failed. It'd be like, um... you Now I'm in pain, and so I i have ah have to you know create charges because like you've got me halfway inside out.
01:21:01
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Here's to the Fab Five. Hell yeah. Right here on the Nonsensical Network. you know Bio.link slash Nonsensical Network. Like, share, subscribe. And if you want to support the shows and support the channel, cash out. Click, g click 13. It's scrolling at the bottom.
01:21:17
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not Send me your human money. Or squirrel pelts. He will accept them as well. fell we no longer We no longer accept dominations in squirrel pelts.
01:21:29
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We've upped the game. Raccoon pelts. Raccoon pelts. Groundhog. Badger. Earn your keep. Get a badger belt. Honey badger, don't play.
01:21:44
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please don't forget don't forget to hit that like friends drop them likes yeah give shaman the old or well shaman's not here so you know what yeah give shaman the old double thumb and if you know what i mean tangable nose what i mean double um one right well you want to get real fancy i'll be back in a little while we'll be here you know where we'll be oh yeah right just this is this is our unsupervised visitation every saturday night
01:22:17
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Yeah, I'd love to be apologetic for my brutality, but I don't think it goes any other way. Acceptable. who doesn't Who doesn't like a good beaver pelts? BFM's offering beaver pelts, okay?
01:22:32
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that's that's That's actually even above badger pelt, I think. Yeah, I think, well, beavers aren't as terrifying or dangerous as badgers. But they they are above groundhogs.
01:22:42
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Beavers are cool. Definitely. definitely Groundhogs are assholes. Beavers are cool, man. They're the engineering of the wildlife. Forget beavers. They built the Hoover Dam.
01:22:56
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Just take the short people and turn them upside down and we we will have our way with them. Attention short people, by the way. No, I'm a short person. You're not doing that to me. I mentioned this a couple years ago. I have rights too. look And I'm still looking for said mini Glick. So if you are a little person,
01:23:18
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And you could be a Glick lookalike and you would like to be mini Glick, please apply to the Nonsensical Network. Go to biolink slash nonsensicalnetwork and hit us up on the social medias because I am still looking for my mini Glick to do the show with every Saturday night.
01:23:35
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It is picturing of um and Austin Powers. Just the two of us. Yeah. Just you in a little version of you. How great would that be if I showed up here on a Saturday night a matching outfit with a mini glick sitting on my knee? That would be the best thing ever. You'd go viral in a heartbeat.
01:24:00
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Mini glick. Mini squatch. and A mini squatch is what I need.
01:24:07
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I'll give him the little mini beers so he can drink the mini beers. Yeah. Well, what fun would that be? Well, because he's little. The most fun.
01:24:20
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And then halfway through the night, I'm going to get annoyed with him, but i'm going to throw him down the hallway. You just chuck him like a fucking football. He'll come running back on his little legs. I can't believe did That is exactly why you give a mini full beers.
01:24:36
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but Like, hey, I'm in control here. You better step up or or I'm going to step you out. but Once you get past the teeth. she gets No, man, I would love to have mini-glick to do the show with. Like, that would be so awesome.
01:24:54
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I can get him mini-championship belts.
01:25:00
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You will continue to be champion. He would have a mini-beard. if
01:25:08
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so You just shave your left nipple and glue it to his chin. Pretty much. you go buddy ah no funre has they The lollipop gang, the gligalipop gang. the Yeah, like like the Wizard of Oz had the the lollipop guild.
01:25:32
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The fucking Charlie had the Oompa Loompas. Why can't I have mini-squatches? I think it's a reasonable request. I'm just saying. I'm trying to give little people jobs, all right? So if you're out there listening to people... Yeah, since Disney won't hire them, they just make them animated. I mean, it's a little job, but you don't have to do it. Yeah. I'm trying to hook the little people I love the little people.
01:25:55
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Disney can suck. I'm better than Disney. course it is an unpaid job just so you guys know it's unpaid but you know nonetheless I to talk those little people ah sore looking for scarce some ofish chocolate-c covereded pretels with you though ah do have lots of candy and little people love candy yeah
01:26:22
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I'd be 100 yards away from them at all times according to the law. I mean i always wondered why pedophiles never heard of a midget.
01:26:32
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i mean...
01:26:35
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yeah that's why they That's why they created karate. right Yeah, for sure. Well, you are on one tonight, bro you know Which way you're going to go with anything you say. double do you hear to You have to have karate.
01:26:56
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You have to have a karate because when little people come at you, you don't you know, you don't know whether they are young Or whether they're just little.
01:27:09
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And it's like, hey, I'm having nothing to do with you. And then that's when you do the the crane. And it's like, hey-ya! And you just boot them.
01:27:21
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and And then you don't lose any candy. And you get rid of losers. But I want the little people. I don't want to get rid of them. No. We're trying to attack them. That's when you get your Koba Kai badge.
01:27:36
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Yeah. I don't want to crank the little people. I want the little people to be my minions. Well, discretion is a hell of a thing. Discretion is a hell of a thing. You're right, Untrackable. love the little people. Untrackable hates the little people.
01:27:55
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Well, don't tell me what I hate. You want to crank them. That doesn't sound like something you like. Just because I want to kick them doesn't mean I hate them. I would never crane kick Jedi.
01:28:10
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Well, I would. been I know you would on track. What, you dick? He don't like you.
01:28:17
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It has it's nothing to do with liking anybody. This is how I show love, goddammit. You missed that. Yeah. It has nothing to do with liking or caring or any of that. It's like, hey, you're about to get it.
01:28:33
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And then you get it. sit Damn. I don't even know what's going on anymore. i have you if you If you're not defending yourself, well, then you...
01:28:45
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Maybe it's a you problem and not a us problem. You know what If you try to crane kick me, I'm going to dodge the kick and I'm going put bubble gum in your fucking beard. going to to shave that bitch. Yeah, unfortunately unfortunately, the crane kick is unblockable, undefendable.
01:28:59
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It's unblockable, but it's dodgeable. See, that's different. I don't know. I guess we're gonna find out. Also, speaking of the crane kick, is anybody else on board with me? Daniel La Russa, he was the bad guy in that film.
01:29:13
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Not Johnny, he? Daniel LaRusso is an asshole. Fuck you, Ralph Macchio. but You're on my list. He's just like Zach from Saved by the Belt. look The crane kick was illegal, and he shouldn't have won with that.
01:29:28
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No, Johnny should have swept the leg. Gotta sweep the leg. Johnny let us all down. Johnny is a bitch. Uh-huh. It's true. You let us down, Johnny. you know You know, it hurts too much to think about. We got to change the subject. I don't want to stream. Yeah, I know.
01:29:43
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There's a new Karate Kid movie out, by the way, that has Jackie Chan in it. What? He's still doing things? Yeah, Jackie Chan's man. Yeah, he's awesome. but I thought he retired.
01:29:55
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You don't want me bring my black belt up. There's no crying in Kobo. Strike fast. Strike Strike hard. I love it like that. but like it Oh, no, man.
01:30:07
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Cobra Kai guys were on to something.
01:30:11
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Hey, get it done. that That's called winning. Get her done. Jedi, need to me a favor. Okay. I need you to either raise your chair or lower your camera because your headline is covering half of your face.
01:30:29
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It's like it's COVID all over and you're wearing a mask and a YouTube panel. Is that better? that better that's Yes, that's better. Now I can see your beautiful face, all of it.
01:30:42
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yeah no no you Well, it's about to get crane kicked, so it's not going be beautiful for very much longer. I'll protect you from that. Now you need to accentuate the moon.
01:30:54
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but mean I'm just going to crane kick the moon. Also, shout out on not having a gray hoodie on tonight and rocking the blue hoodie.
01:31:03
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I do have a gray hoodie on this stream, don't I? Oh, you got a blue hoodie? What did you see? Huh? a Do you have a hoodie on?
01:31:16
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No. know and that That is better, right? All of your imagination. Jedi's not even here. Neither is Juniverse.
01:31:28
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None of this is real. You have the voices inside your head untracked on. track It's okay. ah I'll slay my penis around my shoulder. Oh, wow. Your penis.
01:31:41
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Your penis?
01:31:46
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It's been
01:31:50
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a rough week, huh? Untrackable. I'm getting fucked up early. I've seen you, man. I ain't seen you in forever. do You dropped off the mask.
01:32:04
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my No, I didn't drop off the map. I was like, O-Dog was here earlier. He disappeared. Johnny Bongs was here in the chat earlier and he disappeared, but haven't seen Johnny Bongs. I haven't seen Johnny Bongs in a hot minute.
01:32:18
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he's now He hasn't been doing shows with Wally lately. but I hope everything's up to Johnny. I know.
Household Dynamics and Humor
01:32:25
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I worry about him little bit. I worry about him. I love each and every one of you. I spend time where I spend time if if If this is your channel, this is your channel.
01:32:38
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That is beautiful. um I do what I do. How about that? keep you tired and Can you tie it in a Can like co man no soon ah see you hang because you as yourre pain all chocolate's got the snack pocket The snack pocket. Did you bring some for the rest of the class Chaka?
01:33:06
Speaker
no I forgot. I told my wife i'd I'd finished up the dishes. She's out doing her thing. i was like, well, if I'm going to sit here and drink on YouTube, I better go finish my shit before I. Oh, yeah. Get your honeydew list done for you. Yeah, yeah. I prematurely jumped on live, and I was like, oh, I got shit I got to do. I'll be honest with you. That's why the intro was really long today, or tonight, because Taylor was like, you're starting the show? And I was like, yeah, shit. you And she's like, the poor thing is trying to, like, drag the laundry basket that has all of our vacation clothes in it. I'm like, yeah.
01:33:42
Speaker
just let me get it. I just picked it up and she's trying to drag it I'm like, let me pick it up. lifes out work It's my day off, but she's out working. So I finished dinner and finished dish. I was like, I can't, I can't be drunk and not do a damn thing. we got we we got we could You're just going to hear about it the next day. Yeah. And I don't really want to do that. All right. I know you could have done it, but I know you could have done it. I was, I got a good woman who takes care of me and I don't know what that's like. I ain't never had a woman that takes care of me and like does laundry and cleans the house and Well, I won't say that. Well, okay.
01:34:15
Speaker
Let me rephrase that. I've never had a woman who has taken care of me. Everybody, you know, like does not want me to do anything around here. I have to like, kind of like, I'm going to help you. She's like, no, no, no, I got it. You know?
01:34:31
Speaker
I was married for a long time and she bitched because she did stuff. And I'm like, I'm working 70, 80 hours a week while you sit at home and take care of the house. Shut the hell up. You should have brought her to work with you so she could help you there. Kiss my ass that I didn't laundry on my one day a week off. Whenever I do laundry, my wife ends up refolding everything anyways because I fold shit real quick. And then my wife's like, you didn't fold it right. was like, well, that's the way I fold it.
01:34:59
Speaker
yeah I got you last year on the house, but my wife was like there's certain things she's like don't even fucking bother because I'm just gonna redo it anyway I'm like I'm not gonna argue on that I don't I don't I don't fold my underwear I just throw them in the thing yeah why the fuck she folds I'm like babe you don't gotta pull these I don't care what they look like yeah I did well i just fold mine in half you know he like you got a leg a leg and then you just fold it like fuck it hold pass give them a little and don the join exactly And all my shit. um I'm pretty clean. um
01:35:30
Speaker
Yeah, I'm a pretty clean dude, but she makes me feel like I'm just a dirtball. She's so clean. She's super clean. And I love her for
Personal Life Updates and Humor
01:35:37
Speaker
it. But Kayla don't make me feel like a dirtball. What up, Fu Manchu? I'm just not starting to do the whole lady friend thing after like being single for like a long time. and um I started a new job Monday and she's like, let me take you out tonight.
01:35:55
Speaker
I'm like, what do you mean? Like, I'm like thinking, oh, it's going to cost me like a hundred bucks. She's like, no, no, it's going all on me. We're going to go out. We're going to have some drinks and then we're going to back to your house. And, and yeah, you know what we're going to do. I was like, what? Like that's crazy.
01:36:12
Speaker
I don't understand. It's pretty nice, isn't it Yeah, is. Come Drew, you got to enjoy that shit. I'm like, yes. I got to be ready in an hour, so think I'm going to go freshen the old... He's like, go scrub your beanbag case she kisses at home. going to come hang out on nonsensical nonsense and drink. Yeah, that's what I've been doing. like, this is my last beer. She's going come me some more tonight, so hey, let's go. Yeah. You gotta wash your willy, okay? Because you're gonna get silly. So go ahead and go do that. packs my fucking lunch for me. I ain't never had a woman pack my lunch for me.
01:36:52
Speaker
That's crazy for me. Not even your mother? No, my mom... Well, it's not getting started about my mom, but she's dead and she's in my trunk. So there's that. Wow.
01:37:05
Speaker
Wow. I didn't kill her. guys I got to go. I do got to get ready. so yeah'll have a good good you Have fun, man. Watch it watch that Willie. Oh, yeah. Yeah, watch your pecker.
01:37:18
Speaker
Watch in progress. sha you awesome You're watching it right now on on on camera? Yeah, my wife today, she she treated me. I woke up and and she's like, hey, let's go to the casino. Casino's 10 minutes away. That's our little getaway. And I was like, right. I already thought like I'm going to go get money out of the bank and then let me get ready to drive. No, she drove me. She used her own money. I sat there like she was my sugar mama. I was behind her rooting her on, and then she's like, here, go go go play something. I'm like, okay. no wait look it I'll be right back, baby.
01:37:50
Speaker
Kayla said she gave you the card and was like, get the fuck away from me and go play something. Yeah, she's all right. she's' bad up I know. I'm like, i like ah hey, I'm with you. Chocolate, we've already discovered you and I are both idiots, and we don't understand anything. So I was like, fuck it. ah I'll hover behind her, rub her shoulders, like, come on, baby. She's like, here, go buy a drink. And I'm like, okay. Okay. day
01:38:20
Speaker
Rock Queen says, I do that to Richie. Yeah. Yeah, no, that's what Kayla does. say she she She makes me lunch, and she's like, you go to work, and you... i don't I wouldn't say I work hard, but I've also been in this game for 30 years, so nothing I do is hard, you know. Yeah, Jedi, nothing I do is hard. Shut up. You're still muted, I guess. or not.
01:38:49
Speaker
No, I was. I fucking bought my microphone. Fucking mute button here. God damn it. Yeah, no. I'll tell you what, it's it's refreshing that, you know, like, that woman that, you know, takes care of you and does stuff around the house and doesn't like give you 17 different ways of grief. Like,
01:39:08
Speaker
You come home and and I did it. I cleaned the kitchen. I was just what i did today like fixing shit and building shit for the last eight hours. and And then, you know, it's six o'clock and I've been up since six o'clock in the morning and I had to go get the kids and now I got to make dinner. And you're like, wait, wait, wait, you busted my balls for it. What's the matter with you?
01:39:31
Speaker
It's nice when it feels like a true partnership. Yeah. I tell her, babe, I've been in prison for eight hours. I'm going to go home. But she cleans so good. Like, I love her. I love her. She's so amazing. But, like, I'll leave my charger or something, my glasses, my charger on the island in there. And then I go the restroom. I come back. I'm like – I could have sworn I left my shirt right here.
01:40:00
Speaker
And she put it away. I'm like, oh, I've been looking for for 45 minutes. Yeah, I just go to prison eight hours a day. He's a prison guard. He's like, oh, that makes sense.
01:40:14
Speaker
um makes sense you look he's got a He's got a life sentence. He goes eight hours a day and then he's able to come home. I got sentenced to half days.
01:40:26
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They do things weird in California.
Humorous Anecdotes and Banter
01:40:28
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Yeah.
01:40:32
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yeah
01:40:35
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I just fell down.
01:40:39
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Are you okay? Sorry? Are you alright? Did you break anything? Are you bleeding? Actually, I'm going to be 100% honest with you. I'm not surprised at all. in way she i warm I'm surprised that you got back up.
01:40:53
Speaker
It was well expected. It happens in the business.
01:41:00
Speaker
and it was well expected it happens in the best we know Chris technician the worst and the worst of us. This, this little guy right here is not going to kick my ass. Chris technician.
01:41:16
Speaker
Oh, look at that. I've been practicing my crane kick pretty aggressively. I know how to block and defend the crane kick. You already said you cannot dodge it. Okay. Okay.
01:41:33
Speaker
I didn't say i couldn't. I said you couldn't. Oh, if you can dodge it, I'm a smaller target. I could definitely you dodge a wrench. You can dodge anything. You can dodge anything. That's what I was thinking about the whole time we were talking about that earlier. Dodge, dip, dodge.
01:41:51
Speaker
dodge i don't um it our rock star That's right. queen. You guys send me the band info. I want to get the guys on Glick's House of Music. I want to hang out with the guys. I want to chat with the guys. We have blue collar work is some shit, man.
01:42:09
Speaker
Warm safe place. Everybody wants a blue collar banana. You've got to put up with the blue collar schedule. Yeah. yeah tiok You fucking twat waffles. It's not that bad. I mean, it sucks and we work hard, but it's not as bad as y'all make it out on TikTok. It's what we're wired to do. Warm safe place. Warm safe place. Warm safe place. Warm safe place.
01:42:39
Speaker
Rock's in the corner. i don't even know where Rocky went. Rocky got scared. Daddy's home. Yeah, well, he just dipped out on us. I put him in timeout. Daddy's home tonight. He elevated the sch show for two weeks straight. Now we're back in the dumpster, and he just dipped. Oh, he elevated the show. Well, I have yes so i have analytics and statistics. You have a analytics? that I think you have anal parasites, but I don't know about lytics. No, I don't. I got rid of them. I got i got a some penicillin and some Roundup and got rid of them. Got some worm medication. worked real good. Got some goddamn worm medications. man
01:43:18
Speaker
Goddamn butthole parasites is no. Goddamn it.
01:43:24
Speaker
I caught him from you. so what
01:43:29
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my My stomach, my stump, my stomach is still sore from when Brock was ah hosting the show. I never laughed so hard. It was. ah i'm I'm with you. I got six pack eggs from that.
01:43:42
Speaker
from that I got a kid. I got a kid going on. Rocky did a great job. You guys you guys and but did an amazing job. I mean, i mean, Rocky did a great job. He's he's he's my little brother. you know We're basically the same.
01:43:56
Speaker
I feel like you feel offended because he's better at this than you. okay man No, Rocky did a great job. I'm glad that Rocky carried the show as as the show should have been carried. Elevated the show, if you will. and then you know I think you're a bunch of bitches. You came on here when I wasn't on the panel and said a lot of shit about me and They made a lot of jokes about me, and I wasn't here. so but That's your fault for not being here. I was going to say it regardless.
01:44:25
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I
01:44:28
Speaker
thought you were scared about the things you thought I might say, and that's why you dipped out for two weeks. You're like, oh, Jedi's going to come at me hard, so I got to be in Florida. Who's Fiber Mansion? Is that a band or something?
01:44:40
Speaker
i I don't know. That sounds like... The band that the guys at the nursing home put together. We're Fiber Mansion.
01:44:51
Speaker
We're Fiber Mansion. Are you ready to rip my alge?
01:44:57
Speaker
We're to rock your socks off until 2 p.m.
01:45:04
Speaker
What the fuck spell checkers? Fibermectin. How did you get fibromyalgia from Fibermectin? Fibermectin cures fibromyalgia.
01:45:15
Speaker
Duh. Your spell checkers are true. You were good with Untrackable saying about peeing in the pool earlier when it made no sense to anybody else, okay?
01:45:28
Speaker
who and fiber mention Motherfucker. yeah Rocky did a great job the last two weeks, man. I wouldn't have... i Had it not been for Rocky, there wouldn't have been a show the last two weeks.
01:45:39
Speaker
know that's good or bad. Then I would have subscribed. Two weeks without show is unacceptable. I would have unsubscribed Rocky Sabres. would have unsubscribed. would canceled the show.
01:45:50
Speaker
it Just canceled. Unsubscribed to myself. Yeah. Oh, Unsubscribe to life. I know the audience. You guys are moving a mass on a lighting because I wasn't here for two weeks.
01:46:05
Speaker
Well, the show was two weeks. So I googled Fiber Mansion just to see. you I was curious. It's a real thing. It's it's ah it's a type of the house in Japan equipped with fiber to home internet connections. Fiber Mansion.
01:46:20
Speaker
Fiber Mansion. I was kind of like, should I Google it? I'm going to Google Fiber Mansion. Yeah. Do I want this in my Google search? You got to watch what you put your search history because, you know. This is probably not going to be the worst thing in my Google search. Yeah, fuck it. Let's go.
01:46:39
Speaker
um but so I out with Glick on Saturdays. This is definitely not the worst thing in my Google search history. Yeah, look at my history on Saturdays. I got to a new drink right here at
01:46:55
Speaker
I'm trying to go. You good, buddy? Do you know how sensitive I am right now?
01:47:04
Speaker
Sensitive where? Actually, I shouldn't have asked that question.
01:47:11
Speaker
Emotionally sensitive? Sensitive in your butthole? Sensitive in your no-no square? Sensitive...
01:47:21
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ah all of all ah All of these stories and all of these outcomes, all of a sudden, I get this tingling feeling. in And then, hey,
01:47:36
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yo! I don't know whether to cry or shit myself or, you know, there's other options, but i you know,
01:47:48
Speaker
Hey, I would rather you do it for me. You'd rather be shit you shit yourself? You want me to shit on you? oh is You want me to cry while I shit on you?
01:48:02
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is if If that's the road that we're going down, i would, hey, how much do I owe you, brother? Yeah. That reminds me of a Joe Biden meme. Where's song yeah where is the Xbox achievement thing when you need it? Ding! New kink unlocked.
01:48:21
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You cry and shit on me simultaneously. That's funny.
01:48:31
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Hey, I'm not checking i Urban a Dictionary for nothing. each cha hey i was on it i was i was in more there google chat his or yeah your getting fucked up tonight not mine i i was born a loser but i would be nothing if you didn't shit on my chest right now and cry at the same time little heart little g click my chest and cry at the same time
01:49:04
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If I'm ever down that bad in life, i that I am crying and shitting on people's chest for money. i don't see nothing nothing in the Urban Dictionary for five minutes. I have the mighty, how the mighty have fallen. sha lama di down What's up, What up, you. I love you.
01:49:28
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yaman um la amy shi Shaman, I heard that you got banned on YouTube because you're black. I'm just black.
01:49:39
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Ah, shit. Did I cut out? Yes. Oh, yeah, he's black.
01:49:46
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don't know I don't know what Shaman is. i'm just I'm just throwing the race card out there for him. is His internet cut out. and that That pretty much called it. with The internet cut out. I think Shaman's here.
01:50:01
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i think i think shamans here There's only one way to tell Shaman's here.
01:50:10
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Lazy starts crying. Chaka's listening. the Yeah, here. here.
01:50:22
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Just going to leave it playing.
01:50:27
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I didn't even catch that. Yeah, I have a...
01:50:34
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I have a smoke detector in my car. I think Rocky added that in the last couple weeks.
01:50:46
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It's a new sound. the
01:50:50
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and I didn't realize he had it on the board there. Yeah, I was playing with it earlier. I was like, what the fuck? Fuck it. Yeah, you you weren't supposed to see that yet, and then we were supposed to do it ah while you were here, but not knowing what was going on. Yeah, well, Rocky failed.
01:51:08
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Yeah, he fucked that up real good. but did it free man The chest steamer. The Cleveland steamer. The Chaka steamer?
01:51:19
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The Hot Carl. Google that one. Google Hot Carl. I am not Googling that. That will mess up your search. I can guarantee it. Yeah.
01:51:31
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What's going on, Shaman? How you been, buddy? You cold, Mama? You can shut the window if you want. I thought you called Shaman Mama. You can shut the window if you want. Yeah. Hey, Daddy. um say Hey, Zaddy.
01:51:45
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You better be careful. We already talked about how Kayla almost fucking stabbed a waitress in Florida. Shaman was like, I heard you. Oh, thank you. did. Appreciate it. Bring the heater on.
01:51:57
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yes raise at it
01:52:03
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Are you broke down right now, Shaman? Nah, my car's oh He thinks my car is overheating, but it's not. It's just a EGR valve.
01:52:19
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Hot this Oh. Bye, Untrackable. but I think he fell again. That's funny. hes He just came on. His screen was f frozen. He's like, I just fell down.
01:52:33
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i just smoke that He was fucking hammered, bro. Early.
01:52:40
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I'm trying to get there i don't think I'm going make it to the John Party concert. I just i really i don't think you are either. I'd rather hang out here on Nonsensical. I'm way cooler than John Party.
01:52:51
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I mean, you yeah. All right. that's ah i just I just made your brain glitch, Chuck. Yeah.
01:53:04
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I was trying to, the math wasn't math, and I was like, is he? I don't know. We had a whole full-on brain clip. I mean, like Max Hendrum over here.
01:53:16
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Sorry, I'm old. I don't know if anybody gets the Max Hendrum reference. Oh, yeah. How old are you? I'm 44. Oh, we're the same age. I'm getting ready to turn 45 next month. I'm turning 45 now?
01:53:28
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Motherfucking 40. So I'm older you. Yeah, little bit. I'm older than you, youngster. Glick, you need to respect your elder, okay? And I'm only 20. Easy old timer. I don't want you to break a hip, all right? Let's slow the chat down. I might sprain an eyeball. Sprain an eyeball. Do not look up the Felcher Felching. I am not looking up anything, you goddamn degenerates.
01:53:56
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I'm down. I'll check it out. I'm 30. We know Chris Technician. Belcher Felton. It's going down. Let me put it in incognito mode.
01:54:08
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Incognito. I never search in incognito mode. I like it to be a surprise every time I search for something. yeah Yeah. Yeah.
01:54:21
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Let's see what is going on Makes it real interesting. Yeah.
01:54:29
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I didn't ah think this is what that meant. Thank you for that. well He's enlightening us, Chaka, because I'm not going to search it. Yep. That is not what expected. Let me benefit from your bravery.
01:54:45
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How can I explain this, what it is? Uh-oh. Yeah, I don't think I can. you at pg You're just going to leave me in suspense?
01:54:56
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It's removing... Removing a certain removing a felt your felt gene is removing a certain male liquid. see Certain cavities.
01:55:10
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Thanks for saying that. Two different two different cavity and. over the Was it mucus from your nasal cavity? That is called that is called a cook a cook cleaning up.
01:55:24
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Is it is it you I'm learning so much. I love Saturdays. I'm learning so about it's tuck Cleansing is ah that is a cook cleanup right tin there. My friends Yo, yo james outtawa what's up but
01:55:42
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yo James That is a cut we only allow how we built the wall to keep them out. We only allow one that we have that one time of
01:55:55
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What'd you say? It would be great. there
01:56:00
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We have a Canadian limit up in this motherfucker. Canadian? It's a Canadian minimal. Oh my God. It's a James Ottawa. I've heard of that guy. James Ottawa.
01:56:11
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i don't know James Ottawa. I know you want to come up here, James. Don't leave me hanging, buddy. He was my favorite Canadian.
01:56:22
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Get up here. tell us Tell us what your day was all about. I'm up here in top wrestling with me because WrestleMania next Saturday.
01:56:35
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I hear, like a like, is your stream haunted? You got a little paranormal activity going on in the background? different Sorry, buddy. Don't look it up. ah sorry bunddy don't look at ah Too late. Yeah. If you put it in the chat, I'm looking it up. i have no filter on my chat. He's incognito.
01:56:55
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Yeah, incognito right now. But it still
Travel and Political Humor
01:56:59
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didn't help. Cognito is his boyfriend's name. i Yeah, he likes to get incognito. Sounds like Spanish. Cognito.
01:57:10
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Cognito. I missed you guys, man.
01:57:17
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we should make you so quick Thank you, Shaman. Fuck you, Jedi.
01:57:25
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I'm still trying to figure out if you're cooler than John Partey. You know, Shaman and I may or may not have hung out last week.
01:57:37
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Yeah, he's not sure yet. um We'll keep that a secret, reads much like he keeps his identity a secret. That's right.
01:57:48
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I think I've been through this before and tried to figure out Lazy's first name before. I said he looked like a John or a Ryan.
01:58:00
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I know what Lazy's first name is. John Ryan or Keith. Maybe it's John Ryan Keith. i have i have i clear as a perfect name I have sources that were sworn to secrecy about your first name, and they told me.
01:58:16
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You know, I'm jealous, Glick. I've known these guys longer and I don't know what Shaman looks like. o Lazy Jedi really is. You guys would be surprised, allegedly, because, you know, it may have happened. It may not have happened.
01:58:30
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It's all alleged. Shaman is actually. A white guy, pale-skinned, gingered as fuck. He is white-pasted ginger, allegedly. Am I telling the am I lying? You'll never know maybe met up, maybe we didn't.
01:58:47
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he is a white- pasted ginger allegedly am i telling the truth or am i lying you'll never know because maybe we met up maybe we didn't Nobody knows. all I almost, I came close to, we were going to do a Disney, Orlando Disney trip, and I hit up Shaman. you know but then trip You live in California, and you were going to go all the way to the other side of the goddamn country to go see the same shit at Disney, or the Disney two hours from your house. Trust me, it's it's cheaper.
01:59:19
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It's cheaper there. It is a lot It's a He's like, I literally have disney Disney Disneyland is like five minutes from my house. But we were going to take the family to fucking Florida. Orlando, of all places. you know that whole trip That whole trip would have been cheaper than us to go to a three-day Disneyland trip.
01:59:41
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For real. That's crazy. I believe it. I believe it, i believe it bro. 100%. California is stupid. Dude, California is like New York. It's stupid expensive for no reason. No fucking reason.
01:59:54
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Oh my, it's just liberals, man.
01:59:58
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Goddamn libtards. Goddamn libtards fucking up our goddamn country. Boy, I'll tell you what. Man, them purple-haired trannies, they, them, what's, they're fucking up the goddamn country. Them goddamn ladyboys. Ladyboys.
02:00:16
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I may or may not have been with the lady boy a time or two. I mean, it never happened. He was in Thailand, so it doesn't count. I was in the military. It don't count. God damn it. was fighting for our country. All motherfucking freedoms, you sons of bitches.
02:00:31
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Hey, California, i there might be a change in coming for California, though. your top two Top two runners for governor. They're they're into red.
02:00:41
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na think I don't know. I know you're Canadian. and That's why i said we got a two Canadian limit. We've reached our Canadian limit. Sipping on some time. We're sorry. You've reached your Canadian limit.
02:00:57
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right This is not the lazy shaman show where we just let the Canadians in all willy-nilly, all right? All of our Canadians are properly vetted. Yeah, we got open borders.
02:01:09
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and You got open borders like Jedi's got open legs. a Wow. 20 bucks is 20 bucks. Boots in the air. Boots in the air. Boots in the air.
02:01:23
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There he is. AI is crazy, isn't it?
02:01:30
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oh there he is's just ah god ai is crazy isn't it That's not AI. That's for life. Even better. Even better. Did you see? Did you see? i mean, the cameraman is Moe Dogg, and the sound guy is Ron.
02:01:46
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That's real. Yeah. He's wearing his... The whole gang's there. That's awesome. i'm under I'm actually under the bed. That's right. Who's the chocolate under the bed? I'm eating my pocket snacks. I'm eating my pocket snacks. I split him in Alani, too.
02:02:05
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He's feeling like a pretty lady with his pocket snack. He's like, God damn, click your right. These are amazing. He's got his low-calorie popcorn in his pocket. feels so dainty while he eats it. One popcorn at a time, too. I'm not a handful of popcorn. It's one dainty. Alani, two in one hand, one popcorn at time. One dainty at a time.
02:02:32
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yes I'm an Aussie. and We love the Aussies. I'm going to fight a kangaroo. ah Good luck. Sasquatch versus a kangaroo. that would be a pay-per-view moment. We got to get that on Netflix. Sasquatch versus a Roo live on Netflix. Sasquatch versus Roo. Yeah, but what what that Roo don't know?
02:02:56
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my man My man's fixing to run in on him. The meth-coon. The crack-coon. The crack-coon. The crack-coon. What a crack-cat.
02:03:09
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What a crack-cat. What a crack-cat. So technically we only have one and a half So we have one more Cantonadian in here.
02:03:34
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The Rue. Everybody's counting me out against the kangaroo, but I'm telling you. mean, you're the underdog. I am the underdog. Everybody loves an underdog story. Rocky.
02:03:46
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Karate Kid. Back to the Future. Debbie does Dallas. Everybody thought Debbie was going to say, she did. on a blue You know what? Dallas was the underdog, and I wish they would have won. ah Who doesn't love a good underdog? I'll be the underdog for once in my life.
02:04:09
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It's hard to be the champ, and it's hard to be the greatest of all time. It's hard to lose to the that underdog all the time? Is that what you're trying to say? never lose to the underdog.
02:04:23
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So you want to be a loser?
02:04:26
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For once in my life, I am the underdog because everybody's betting on the kangaroo. Everybody's counting Glick out. Everybody says Glick Squatch can't take on a kangaroo. I bet a lot of money on the kangaroo, okay? And I paid somebody to inject it with rabies right before the fight.
02:04:44
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That's all right. i Am rabies in a kangaroo with fucking rabies I'll find I'm gonna fight a bear to I'm gonna fight a black bear specifically a black bear raies
02:04:57
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know Bears have you seen grizzly bears?
02:05:01
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i'll find it i'm gonna fight a bear too i'm go fight a black bear specifically a black bear wow hey wow why not a wife hair you know hey okay the real the most if few team polar bears have you been grizzly bears yeah A polar bear will fuck you up.
02:05:16
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A polar bear will fuck me up. So wait, what you're saying is the black... That's actually a glick fighting a kangaroo behind me right there. That kangaroo is going to beat the shit out of you. Look at him. That's a small-ass kangaroo. God damn, that kangaroo is swollen as fuck.
02:05:34
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Jesus Christ. he's about to eat that hook. Kangaroo's about to eat that hook and go night, night, night, bitch. I love how unfair knuckled did he got and he's got boxing gloves on.
02:05:46
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Just to try to make it clear. had to even the playing field a little bit, gave the kangaroo some boxing gloves. You're done, son. I just want all you haters to know when I beat a kangaroo to death, it's all on you. It's not on me.
02:05:59
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Wait, wait. When you say haters, you mean realists. We all know what's going to Everybody betting against me. All you haters. We're going to make a lot of money, too. You know, I was just going to knock the kangaroo out. Now I'm going to beat it to death.
02:06:12
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I don't think you are. Can you do that? like The kangaroo is not like the Australian that... Boo Manchu, you're Australian. like If I beat a kangaroo to death, is that like some kind of weird Australian federal offense? Yeah, that's a hate crime.
02:06:25
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That's not a hate crime. Shut I think any animal that you beat up is some kind of fin, you know? Well, no.
02:06:36
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An emu or... Unless it's your wife. oo any day Because emus are like little terrorists. Not little. They're actually... Like like a lemu emu? Emu's...
02:06:50
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immly
02:06:53
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Wombat got a cement truck axle. Damn. And now for an encore. like seego I cannot wait until I beat a kangaroo today. Well, Scorpio.
02:07:05
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Just so you know, that kangaroo's death is on all of you. it's on all That blood is on all of your hands. no No, the kangaroo's going to win, so none of us have anything to feel guilty about. It's on all of them. Step back into these lives at the best time. Welcome Randy.
02:07:25
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That kangaroo's death is on all of your hands. That blood is on you. That kangaroo is going to fucking beat your ass and be thriving, okay? I'm not going to kill that guy. I'm going to kill this entire bloodline now. I'm going medieval. No, they're all going to beat the shit out of You're going Trump on us over here. He's shaking a bloodline out.
02:07:44
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And it's all because of you, Jedi. um little ruse he's on back pouch out know she's gonna hurt wombats are cool man i love wombats and I like crappy bears. Don't you guys have crappy bears in Australia too? Those things are cool.
02:07:59
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Koalas? What do they got? No, they got chlamydia. They got chlamydia. Koalas do have chlamydia. the dirt They all do. Bunch of dirty whores. clominia hy Chlamydia.
02:08:12
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Chlamydia. Yeah. 80% of have chlamydia. Yeah, it's it's a real thing. Koalas have chlamydia. Hey, baby, will you give me some beverages, please?
02:08:23
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We should say no. Oh, thank you. thought She was like, no. Did she say no? Because I'm and about to treat her like a goddamn kangaroo.
02:08:34
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um and um Better get out of your vernacular. ain't dealing with no. What do you tell a kangaroo with two black eyes?
02:08:49
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Nothing. Bligdun told it twice. Oh, shit. Oh, snap. Thank you, man.
02:09:02
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Beating the kangaroos ass. I swear to God. I'm gonna go to the Columbus Zoo. I'm gonna punch Jack Hanna in his fucking... Okay, you could probably beat up Jack Hanna, but then his kangaroos would come up and beat you. I'm fighting all the kangaroos at the Columbus Zoo. The Columbus Zoo is 45 minutes from my house. I may not be able to get to Australia, but I can get to the Columbus Zoo and I'm gonna beat the shit out some kangaroos.
02:09:25
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Well, just know how......you're gonna go after you fight the kangaroos. no jack hammer's still alive i want to make an emergency pick with the son of a bitch won't fuck He's
02:09:45
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you talking about jack hanna is like on himtting the with but he won't fucking die he was literally all fucking all time He called Steve Irwin a bitch. yeah this is how This is how the kangaroo fight will end right here.
02:10:02
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but this ah Kangaroo humping glick. Yep, yep, yep. That's exactly it. He's like, oh, mommy's with Nope, I'm killing that whole ass bloodline.
02:10:15
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you eat your's face He's like, I'm nervous, but I think I like it. Shut up, John. You just made me feel so comfortable.
02:10:26
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Moose can ram a running train off a train. Mooses are cool, man. Badgers are hardcore. I love me a fucking badger, dude.
02:10:38
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Kayla said, ask that one. Shut up. I said, ask the wages to get you.
02:10:47
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You know, I bet Kayla take out the fucking kangaroos if they tried to get on your business, but you ain't got no chance. My buddy owns an albino kangaroo. I'll beat the brakes off an albino kangaroo. No, you wouldn't. Okay, the albino is the craziest.
02:11:03
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They're first scared to have color, okay? That's how scared... I'll beat the shit off an albino Jedi if you don't stop talking shit. that I mean... na Right here. i'm just i would never I would never bring harm to you, Jedi.
02:11:19
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I know. That's a lie. and i' learning i apologize for I apologize for my helpers. You forgive me. You know, you know how i low you many nice things like if you agenda please gentlemen whatd you say jacka how low his credit score will go if he harmed the lazy Jedi? The whitest person on the planet? Instantly you're going to drop 200 points. Probably not going to be good. I don't think it's really going to take, I mean, how low, how much lower can it possibly go at this point? Every slap's going to put you in debt.
02:11:53
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He's going to be the first person on earth with negative credit score. time hit a Jedi, my credit score goes down 100. What's your credit score? 750? Well, that's pretty good. Oh, I mean negative 750. Oh, shit. That was the first I ever heard of that.
02:12:07
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yeah Back off my buddy. hit First and foremost, that's my content creator, Mandy. Thank you, Mandy. Why don't you step up off my fucking property? I don't want to find a Mandy. Mandy's mean.
02:12:23
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now i'm getting Now I'm getting the evil eye from Kayla too. So apparently I crossed the line. bowed up on Mandy and I crossed the line. is Calm the fuck down, Glick.
02:12:37
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come Bring it down, Glick. A week in Florida and you're out of control. You're taking down a few notches, Glick. This isn't the forest. This is civilization. You goddamn squatch. We handle things with our words here.
02:12:50
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I learned words yesterday. Hook on phonics from an owl. you
02:13:02
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So I was going to stink eye for talking shit to Mandy. Yeah. Okay. I thought she hit her weed bin, but I was getting literal stink eye for talking. sh I apologize to Mandy and Kayla. Um,
02:13:15
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I don't apologize to Jesus. I won't apologize to Jedi. I'll take the credit score hit if I have to slap him a couple times. At the end of the day, the more I slap him, the more money we make on our only Lazy Glicks fan. so i mean it's so kind of It's a counterweight.
02:13:32
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You lose your credit score, but you make more cash. Your credit sucks, but that is you know when you have cash. you know Yeah, exactly.
02:13:44
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My buddy owns a huge comic comic legend place and he has some wicked animals in it.
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02:13:51
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Hey, we could raise money for sick kids when I beat the hell out of a kangaroo. Oh, yeah. don't know about the brown eye, Kato, but I was definitely getting a spicy face.
02:14:03
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after i was gay i don't know about i don't know about the brown eye ktoe but i was definitely getting a spicy face Mandy says she loves you. Or she said thank you. But she loves you too.
02:14:15
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Oh, my bad. Sorry. They're talking in the chat.
02:14:21
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I can whoop a kangaroo's ass, but I can't whoop their asses. You could not whoop a kangaroo's ass. I can kangaroo's ass, bro. Oh, bro. maybe i baby be king i I'm worried about your thing. Are you boxing are you doing m MMA with the kangaroo?
02:14:35
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That's the question. Whatever the kangaroo wants. o So it'll probably be MMA with the strict riff. i learned I learned karate tonight from Untrackable, and I know that I'll crane kick the shit out of a kangaroo.
02:14:48
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yeah know have well that They can lean on and kick you with two. They can double kick you with both legs at once because they got a tail. how but you't fuck know you're up again You don't even know what you're up against. It's double ankle lock.
02:15:03
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that thatp m mma you gonna lock the i once I once thought that I can beat up a kangaroo too and then I yelled at my chihuahua and it bit me and I cried. that's so I'll pass on a kangaroo. All of you. All of you. first taylorer said i love that you such but All of you going to have kangaroo blood on your hands.
02:15:24
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I got five good fights left in me and one of them is designated for a kangaroo. Okay. Let's do it. Wick, do you know, okay, if you're going to really prepare for a fight against kangaroo, you need to be eating Vegemite every meal of the day.
02:15:43
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Vegemite. vegeite That stuff's disgusting. Have you ever had Benjamite? Yes, I have some upstairs in my pantry right now. and you You keep that shit in your house? Why do you even Benjamite in your house? yeah so My son went to Australia last year and he brought it to our home. like got the fucking your That is fucking... That is goddamn disgusting.
02:16:07
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Let me tell you something. Let me tell let me tell you something a little thin layer of vegemite on buttered toast and it's actually edible no it's not yeah whatever fucking liar can't believe it oh damn it shaman you need to come on lincoln's channel sometime he'll tell you but vegemite is good in small doses in the proper setting But if you can't handle Vegemite, then you can't handle beating up a kangaroo. That's all I'm saying. I can't handle. Okay. What can I get into the ring with? I can't fight his fucking Rue, but apparently I can get into the ring with something with your buddy. Dude, Vegemite is just pure nutrition and fucking... If you can't handle Vegemite, you can't handle... You want a Rue? You want Rue? You can't handle a Rue. You can't handle a Rue.
02:16:55
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you can't hand on the road and no longer
02:17:01
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Yes, yes, Kato. You're safe. I got you. I'm going to do a charity event, and going to cure cancer by beating the brakes off of a kangaroo. And all you haters, all you haters, I'm talking to you too, mama. We're not haters. We're just realistic about the odds of you beating a kangaroo. We'll get the shit out of you.
02:17:22
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I seen I see the kangaroo had that man's dog in a headlock. He's like I'm gonna drown you He's fired up with that motherfucker. He gave it a good one. He gave it a good phone right watch this That's just a normal mortal human man, I'm a Sasquatch Yeah, don't fuck with my dog I will kill you savages ready for the Squatch
02:17:51
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Rue versus squall You know what? you know i have new well I have new homework.
02:17:58
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yeah we had that we had We had meth squatch and crack coon versus Sir Beef Wellington. There it is. A Oh, look at that. Cocaineer.
02:18:11
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here there it is okay a kangaroo oh look at that coke Blake the Mesquatch and Shaman the Crackoon versus Cocaine Bear and Serby Wellington.
02:18:24
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yeah That was a funny-ass stream.
02:18:30
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Okay, so Chaco, what did you do in your research? email He's going to get disemboweled. That's what I'm saying. i gonna you disembowed That's hot.
02:18:42
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I'm going to reembowel myself after I get disemboweled. Maybe I will.
02:18:55
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It said fighting a kangaroo will result similar to injuries of a car crash. Yeah. Well, I mean, yeah that's every Saturday stream is kind of a car crash. so Yeah, but I mean, like, what kind of car crash? Is it like a Honda car crash? or like like Yeah, yeah. for for For a mere mortal, a normal human male would result in that, not a squad.
02:19:22
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for you yeah like I'm like CM Punk over here. I'm dropping pipe bombs. Okay. Oh, Kate. never's tail I can't tell I use a. grock
02:19:36
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He's drunk. I'm not show up in the Australia. Yeah. Yes. I was making those videos of that guy. Yes. He's drunk.
02:19:48
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Dear. kidding the Oh, shit. We got Remy in the damn building. Let's go. easy I'm going to kick a kangaroo so hard in the fucking face. And they're going to know daddy's home.
02:20:01
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Yeah. but right Yes, they are. It's all fake. F Joe. Yeah, F Joe. Oh, Kato's F Joe. Yeah, Joe. Joe.
02:20:13
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don't have joe
02:20:17
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All you haters are going to be all a sudden want to be on Team Glick once I whoop a kangaroo's ass. And I'll be like, nah. no We're all going to say nice things at your funeral, bro. It's going to be fine. Well, that's cool, too. You guys can get it.
02:20:31
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And I appreciate that. What, baby? What, mama? This conversation about kicking kangaroo's ass has gone on for way too long. That's because you're all hating on me.
02:20:43
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Change the stuff. She said it's been going on for way too long. I know. You know, it's almost as long as his funeral is going to be once the kangaroo kills him. Hey, you know what? if If a kangaroo kills me and you guys have my funeral, all I ask for is is have a party. Prop me up beside the jukebox like Joe Diffie said. Have a party.
02:21:02
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Don't want oh mourn me. I okay that youre right actually have a... i actually have a kangaroo as a neighbor i'm gonna go bring him over and then you guys
02:21:15
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come at me bro i'm looking in your window looking looking at your snack pocket still walking amazing watching me poop don't mourn me celebrating at my funeral get drunk get high dance so enough now I want everybody sad as
Vacation Stories and Dining Humor
02:21:33
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fuck. I want everybody crying. I want you to tell me how much you miss me and how your life's never going to be the same again now that I'm gone. and No, i don't I don't want that. I don't want my party. At shaman's funeral, we're all eating gluten. Just copious amounts of gluten.
02:21:48
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I'm going to stand over for shaman's coffin. I'm going to go. I loved them and I miss them. This gluten is so good. but How do we know this is the shaman? Is that his real PMP? We're going have the biggest loaf of bread ever made and we're going hollow it out and that's gonna be your coffin. we're just gonna shove it how about how about this How about this? I'm going to have all all my closest friends get to feed me one bite of gluten after I die. okay Yeah, we're going to watch your corpse just explode.
02:22:17
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emperors are stuling like and Stuff a piece of bread in my fucking mouth and don't forget to leave some weed in there, too. I'd be like, oh, we're supposed to shove in his mouth? Damn it. i like I didn't know what its face looked like. His butthole looked close enough. Hey, if you want a brown finger, that's all i knew yeah on you sure? I just...
02:22:43
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yeah i just and You're sleeping on the couch tonight, aren't you? know and wanna watch She's mad at me. She's angry. murder so You guys brought up the goddamn waitress in Florida. Now she hates me.
02:22:58
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I don't blame her. She's going to. You know what? When the kangaroo murders your ass, she's going to feel bad about it. Was it a home? Homewrecking hussy? Is that what it was?
02:23:14
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there's The waitress in Florida. The homewrecking hussy. She's like, I'm going to go to the couch. Why don't you talk to your waitress down in Florida, mister? yeah ah Where is she? I go talk to her for you.
02:23:28
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You need to know what's going on. I think John will handle that for you. You got to be a big baller and drop a couple bills on dinner for like five people.
02:23:39
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and so yeah like one One or two bills, bro. That's that's what's up. That's the only reason I got attention. There'll be a bill, all right. I'm not paying it, but there'll be a bill. Shaman dines and dashes, and nobody's ever seen his face. didn't do anything. I did was pay for dinner.
02:23:56
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didn't do nothing. I'm kidding. I will fight a kangaroo, but I won't fight Kayla. She said, I'll cut both glasses. I didn't do anything other than pick up the bill for five people. Dude, Florida's fucking expensive, Shaman, when you go out to eat.
02:24:11
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Yeah. that's why I don't go out to Was one of the five people the waitress? is be by to ah Oh, God, there's a fire. I need to put it out.
02:24:25
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Oh, all I have is gasoline. Let's throw that on there. Shut up, Shaka. Dude, we did not. I think the cheapest meal we got was like 80 bucks.
02:24:37
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And that was on DoorDash. Oh, DoorDash up-tarded this shit anyway. Sounds like you've been ordering from Hordash.
02:24:47
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I hate all of it. I hate to hear it. Where's Rocky at? I would like it if he came back and took over. It would be great. It would give you more time with the waitress.
02:25:02
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Waitress only cost you a marriage. I didn't do anything. Look, I was just happy. Been drinking all day. Just like, oh, God forbid.
02:25:15
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I didn't do anything. didn't do anything. I didn't do anything.
02:25:21
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I was so... working but you that up through I realize it was happening.
02:25:29
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I'm so sorry. like I can't help myself. i'm honest i like I didn't even know what was fucking happening. I was just like, i was more excited talk than I had to honk the horn in big mouth. He was just being himself and he can't help it if he's that magnetic, okay?
02:25:46
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Thank you, Sean. His energy is electric. so Sorry, Chad. I got get cut off. It's DC electric, not AC. Cool.
02:26:00
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Right? Absolutely. Let me check up with the... She's not... want to watch her say with who he got show I will wake her up. I will wake her up when she when when when I'm done here tonight. Cheers, Remy.
02:26:12
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LMAO. Chaka. Waitress only cost you a marriage. Shut up, Kato. I didn't do anything wrong. I didn't even realize that it was a problem. I was just like, she's a really good waitress. You didn't do anything. She did all the work. that's I'm about to go get married just so I can get me a waitress. yeah I'm jealous that you can afford to go to a restaurant where a waitress works. I'm like, no, that must be nice. Exactly.
02:26:46
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but when when i when i When I said up'm go at what I'm to, when she came over and she was like, how do we split the check? And I was like, I got everybody. And Kayla's brother-in-law and her nephew um were like, oh, daddy, we're about to get the whole bill. And I'm like,
02:27:03
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I mean, you let me come on vacation with you guys. It's the least I can do is buy dinner. I got everything everything off the dollar menu. It was like, so about me paying for dinner tonight. So didn't if I can fund this. Oh, I had I had the monies. So I took it. I kept telling Kayla when we were down there. She was looking at the menu and she was like, ah she was like, ah you know, I want to get this. But you know, it's X amount of dollars. And I'm like, we ain't looking at numbers. that That became the running joke all week. We don't look at numbers. We just get what we want.
02:27:42
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No, we just look at the close next. Until after the vacation. And then you had to take out a second mortgage to get home. yeah Shut up. but My credit cards might be banked out.
02:27:54
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i I might have had to take a ah personal loan out and suck some dick for some gas money to get back. But we're here and we're safe. We had a good time. That's all that mattered.
02:28:06
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Yeah. We made some memories. We'll say that.
02:28:10
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I'm never living... I didn't even do anything. How am I never going to live this time? For once in my life, i did nothing wrong. i was just... Have you learned your lesson?
02:28:21
Speaker
Do something wrong next time. You're going to get in trouble anyway. He tipped her for her service. Only the tip does. I did not. No. ah i didn't even give her I didn't even give her a good tip because because I looked at Kayla and I was like... It wasn't hard.
02:28:39
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I was like, how much should we tip her? And she was like, a dollar.
02:28:48
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And you want me to leave her a dollar? You want me to you'll me to order a drink and flip it upside down and put the dollar bill underneath the cup? I'm like, damn.
02:29:01
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You made it for dinner when you got back. Yeah, know. It was... You know what? I didn't do it. Oh, shit. What's up, Jeff? What up, man? I didn't do it. I didn't do anything. do anything.
02:29:14
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i make killed I'm to start keeping that movie money with me, and and next time I go eat out, and I don't like the waiter or waitress, I'm going tip him 100, but it's going to be that fake 100.
02:29:27
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a Oh, yeah, dude. That would be awesome. They're like, oh, my God. Oh, my God. I got a fucking order.
02:29:37
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Mind you, that same night we went on this tiki cruise, which was really cool. We watched the sunset over the ocean on this, like, little tiki boat. and in metres the captain The captain was awesome. Captain Deacon, man. had no problem with me tipping him $30. Damn.
02:29:58
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He's so mad at me right now.
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02:30:07
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but i just say with your fucking wallet your farmers stand he's so mad at me right now ah Jeff's garage. He's so mad at me. He wants to fight me. He wants to come up here yell at me instantly. No shirt, no service, bro. This isn't your fucking and this Mexican quickie martyr.
02:30:38
Speaker
He's so mad right now. Why are you so angry? Who, me? going to put a goddamn shirt on. I got told to put out my cigarette. Why are you so fucking angry?
02:30:54
Speaker
I was born angry, motherfucker. You know it. Being gay is not a choice. It's something that is for. Yeah, exactly. It's not a choice. Don't knock until you try it. Cake is cake, even if you've got to blow a candle.
02:31:06
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I'm going to say what? Yeah, yeah. First and foremost, if anybody knows me, if you've been here long enough, you know I'm scared to death of heights, and you know I'm not 200 feet in the air parasailing with anybody.
02:31:22
Speaker
What's going on, man? Nothing much. He said it. He said what? Got my computer fixed, finally. Stranger danger in the building. Oh, yeah. Let me get my Facebook. I haven't seen you in like three years. Where the fuck have you been?
02:31:37
Speaker
just got it fixed. No, I just got it fixed. You literally just fucking said that. Yeah, I just wasn't here for that, was I? i ah literally just said that.
02:31:49
Speaker
No, I just got it fixed. I've been renting yachts and selling tours for the past couple months. been renting yachts? Whoa. Yeah, well. get a marine I need yachts and selling tours. That's interesting.
02:32:03
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Tours. Oh, oh, okay. No, ah I was working at the marina for a while and then I got contacted to go back online for some online sales again.
02:32:17
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I just started that last week and I got my laptop fixed so I got everything rocking and rolling again. Yeah, we're not talking about that we're hanging out we're fine. No, that's fine. Yes me where the fuck I've been I was explained I haven't seen him in like three years a Mexican for five years. He's in a Mexican goddamn prison. That's what I thought you've been doing a lot Are you his prison guard?
02:32:40
Speaker
much just looking my shock over you his prison guard Yeah. I remember you. That was right, Ben. You let him out for good behavior tonight. Wait a second. Wait a second. Turn around.
02:32:55
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Yeah, I know you. Turn around.
02:33:02
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Chuck is like Chuck is actually texting right now. He's texting the president. He's like, uh, whatever. but around him I let you out. You got to be low key about the shit or I'm going to get fired. yeah I was like, I take one goddamn night off and you sons of bitches. He shows up on the same stream as me. God damn it. It's not going look good. The warden's going to be pissed. You sons of bitches. Get your shit together.
02:33:29
Speaker
topic sing rihanna ahs are you Are you in France? Are you still in? I'm still in Cancun.
02:33:42
Speaker
It's a whole back story that I'm not getting into in here. That's why I tried to call you the other day so I could fill you in. was vacation when he called me.
02:33:53
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i was on vacation when he called me oh i talked i talked i i talked I talked to two people while I was on vacation. One was a waitress.
02:34:05
Speaker
One was a waitress. yeah but yeah yeah did Did this motherfucker tell you guys the story that, so like I stopped doing the show and then like two months go by and I go on to fucking Facebook and I'm like, who the fuck is this bitch on Glick's page?
02:34:24
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So I called him like, dude, what the fuck's going on? Who the fuck is this bitch? yeah you know you know You know, I, you know, you know, I do what I do. ah But yeah, I know.
02:34:38
Speaker
A lot's changed around here since you were last year. like is it yeah year offline board What? yeah Now he's in trouble.
02:34:51
Speaker
not you no not you not You're not the bitch he's talking to. It's not you this time. It's not you this time. I am watching Glick get in so much trouble right now. That's what I'm here for, folks. Thank you, and good night.
02:35:12
Speaker
Thanks, Jeff. That's why Jeff's still on the network, ladies and gentlemen. Not you. Jeff left the network. yeah I told you about Jeff. yeah yeah I told you about Jeff. He was like, what the fuck did I miss out on? I'm like, what the fuck happened?
02:35:26
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Way before
02:35:31
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and he was like what the fuck did i miss out on like what the fuck before we wait before you You're good, Mama. Way before you.
02:35:41
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She came back here ready to fight a kangaroo and me at the same time. You know how we talked about a while back about fighting animals?
02:35:55
Speaker
At the marina, we had a fucking alligator all the time. Shower bites alligators every day. He lives in Florida. He's to be on camera tomorrow.
02:36:06
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Yeah, I usually just tell them, i move if you you Jeff, you created more fucking drama. You're welcome. david de You left on this fucking network. where on death trauma Oh my God. I won't get into it, but oh my God.
02:36:30
Speaker
there was Well, then why bring it up? I'm interested now. Fuck. yeah I'm invested. A former member of the network felt some sort of way in and I'm no longer here. We all remember former we members of your network. like I don't know if you knew this.
02:36:46
Speaker
We all remember. It's like one of 12 people. and Who left?
02:36:53
Speaker
Besides me? Like everybody? well feel like this The only people that are left standing are me and Wally. Nice. The glue leaves and everything falls apart. I'm just saying. No, no, no, no. You're the glue, huh? You're the glue. No, no, no. Nice. Let me tell you. The glue left the other issues left.
02:37:16
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moveof its me yeah let me let me let me tell you that' but yeah but the glue left um and the other issues left The channel is, and it has nothing to do with you. I think it's just because I i took it in another direction. Well, you we you and I talked about taking it back to where it was supposed to be.
02:37:39
Speaker
Yeah, I redirected that direction into content where I wanted the network to go originally. Wally's still here. Wally's doing content. I'm doing content.
02:37:50
Speaker
For the last two weeks, it was pretty drama-free. That's all I'm saying. The last two weeks, it was drama-free. Rock Lee took over the last couple weeks. A lot of smoke detection. Oh, I don't know if I'm allowed to talk about that.
02:38:04
Speaker
Somebody message Rock Lee and tell him to come back up here. I need to talk to him. i Awkward. Yeah, why didn't he even when I got here? I'm kind of offended. Yeah, he don't like black people.
02:38:17
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let's say' doing I'm not racist. I got black tires on my car. i told I told everybody, Shaman, you're not black. You're ginger. You're going to try to run Shaman over? Wow.
02:38:28
Speaker
you know you're like all I have a colored TV and I drive on a black driveway. Hey, that works for me. I mean, he passes. yeah He's legit. He's fucking legit. He gets a ghetto pass? Yeah, he can say the N-word. No problem. You know what, Jeff?
02:38:52
Speaker
Go back in the closet. No, Jeff. Go drop bombs on him, bro. Just go out there in the streets and start dropping bombs. Say how you really feel. Say it with your chest. yeah He can go out in the streets and start dropping in bobs because nobody in his neighborhood understands what his cracker ass is saying because they all speak Spanish.
02:39:15
Speaker
Oh, you need me to tell you how to say it in Spanish? I can help you with that, too. Oh, I know how to say it Spanish. You know how to say in Spanish? I got like 12 different ways in Espanol. Just the only person on this show and on this network to drop, again, Jedi, Teflon Don, I am untouchable, brother.
02:39:37
Speaker
Jeff has dropped the N-bomb multiple times. Twice. Calm down. Did you pick it up? It was loud and clear. Oh, it was loud. Oh, yeah. It was so loud. However, one of them was a quote. I was quoting. It doesn't matter.
02:39:56
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i was quoted here The other time he was drunk and showed his racism. time I was drunk. So yeah. That was legit as fuck. Okay. But thought f we all know this.
02:40:11
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all About the fact that lazy lazy was off screen. He in Glick called lazy. He just like pops up. Like, what were you doing? Lazy. He just like popped it off. we Why is it done on his phone right now? we're We're currently filming content for the lazy Glicks OnlyFans page.
02:40:28
Speaker
Oh, okay. Yeah, we're we're multitasking. You guys need to get on board with us. on gettingy heading means and Daddy needs a new yacht. I've only got 12. I need 13.
02:40:41
Speaker
umll w rent you Lucky number 13. I refill. I'm looking at a 60-footer right now. yeah gra meia i gotta grab a refill be right i'm looking at a sixty footer right now er You know what? On our 13th yacht, nobody would have to go get a refill because somebody would bring it to them.
02:40:58
Speaker
we'd have Thank you, Shaman. Is that how Is that how it works tonight? I mean, I cannot say it. If you're here, you kind of you have to say it. It's like Marco.
02:41:10
Speaker
Yeah, Shaman's my dog. He's a dog in them streets. um program Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Um, dog. I figured I'd pop up because is it anniversary already?
02:41:25
Speaker
Five fucking years, bro. Yeah, what did you get him for the anniversary, Jeff? Same thing I got him last year. Nothing. Oh, shit. Same thing I got him next year. That's why you got deported. On the 10th, I'll give him his real present my foot up his ass.
02:41:41
Speaker
Dude, nuts. You little four-foot-two ass motherfucker couldn't reach my ass. Motherfucker, I'll do it. You know They make step stools, so they'll be fine. Yeah, I bought one. I'll say it again. Five years in this goddamn game, Teflon Don. We've been boycotted. We've been blocked.
02:42:02
Speaker
We've been banned. We've been imitated. that's what you call a boycott, then don't even talk about it. I mean, it's not competing. At the end of the day, at the end of the day, fucking people is not you know I'm gangster shit because I said her beless that like in there i'm still i did callinging me on you both hit like it. people that we pissed off.
02:42:28
Speaker
And they're like, we don't like click and Jeff. And we're like, okay. They're like, we don't like click. You know what they did do? They kept watching their show. They kept watching it. All the bullshit, all the drama. We became Howard Stern for like a year.
02:42:45
Speaker
Howard Stern is back. That's a big reach. All the bullshit, all the drama. All the inner turmoil. Everything. use it against yourself all the four allll be ah all the inner everything yeah Boy Rocky actually told me don't where the fuck Rocky is rock as your rocky yeah yo he told me that He was like glick as much shit as you've been through it much drama and everything like that He was like dude you are legit Teflon Don you are untouchable
02:43:19
Speaker
like Nobody can stop you from what you're doing. It would help if people actually watch. You said untouchable. I think you meant unwatchable. I mean, not to break it. No way.
02:43:34
Speaker
It took five years, but you know the last last year and a half or so, we've really been killing it with views. and i don't mean this I don't mean to wash Rocky, but... um Rocky, you were here the last few Saturdays, and two Saturdays combined couldn't equal what one Saturday I do as the hook. That's because the Lazy and Shaman show boost your numbers.
02:44:01
Speaker
That's because I boost your numbers. You don't even show up, so how can you boost your numbers? That speaks volumes of how... Jeff, tell him. Hey, Jeff, do you think we could beat a kangaroo up?
02:44:18
Speaker
I know he can't. I know he can't. There we go. He will get his ass whipped. I'm going to be just out of a goddamn cage. We're done with this conversation. I will build an arena and I will get pay-per-view and buy a kangaroo just so you can beat it up and I'll make billions of dollars watching you get your ass we've already we've We've already moved on from this conversation. For your five-year anniversary. Can I go half on the kangaroo? Can I get half the profits or what?
02:44:49
Speaker
Jeff has the list. Kangaroo, black bear, Canada, Texas, the Boston X-ray.
02:45:00
Speaker
I totally forgot about Canada. I forgot about Canada. That country just snuck up on us. We didn't even see it coming. No, nope for like a year straight, Glick had his something up his ass about he hated fucking Canada for no reason.
02:45:19
Speaker
fucking cans who know He still does. still does. He's got a leaf up there. Canada and i have a we have a peace treaty. We have signed a peace
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02:45:31
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treaty.
02:45:31
Speaker
This started 10 years ago on Periscope. I declared war on on Canada, and the Canadian people spoke, and the Canadian people did not want that smoke. So we signed a peace treaty.
02:45:48
Speaker
Yes, the Canadian people spoke. And it was the representative, representative what was that Trudeau you were talking to exactly? where who was it The Canadian people spoke and they did not want Glick to come up come up there wave war on them.
02:46:05
Speaker
more like Was it a Mountie at least? Somebody of authority? I don't know. hello i'm not I'm not a Canadian representative. I don't speak for all of Cantonadian.
02:46:20
Speaker
I don't speak for Canadian. um totally I speak for the Republic of Glick. Alright, shaman? Because I also learned that I'm a communist. I also learned that I'm a communist. That's awesome. Jeff needs a hat that says I came here to function. Jeff's whole fucking life a rock screen. That's what Jeff does Jeff Jeff just fucks everything I Can I cannot wait I cannot I cannot wait for one of my biggest haters
02:46:54
Speaker
im like above thank you now leave for one of my biggest haters who was a very good friend of mine to see this and clip and edit shit to feed his to to to to fit his narrative and act completely out of pocket.
02:47:12
Speaker
And you know who I'm talking about, so make sure to clip this. So clip and edit it to fit his narrative in some sort of way. All Yeah, you piece of shit. Most irrelevant motherfucker. You were only relevant when you were hanging out with me.
02:47:31
Speaker
And he's only relevant because I hang out with him. So there I'm only relevant because Shaman's here. And if Shaman wasn't here, well, then it would just be the Chaka show. i was a Sorry, i I was putting a thumbnail together. i just streamed you to to my channel that way. You said you was putting a thumb. I thought that statement was going a way different way. Get it?
02:47:55
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again
02:48:02
Speaker
only but people price me I'm going to watch a movie with the girl and the kids and chillax.
02:48:13
Speaker
Yeah, see? just watch There's Canadian girlfriends. Yeah. She's literally standing on the stairs. right, boys. We'll talk to you later. I wanted to pop in. i Have a good one, man. Good seeing you.
02:48:27
Speaker
Congrats on five years. And, uh, new I'm actually ready to start a new show here a little bit because the company work for is paying for it.
02:48:38
Speaker
so And sponsoring it. so who that week it's called I don't know when. You work for OnlyFans? No, it's actually called Monkey in the Middle. take it as a Some kinky shit.
02:48:52
Speaker
well yeah what's what's What's Monkey in the Middle? it's Well, that's the one one name we've discussed. You'll have to Google ah podcast Sounds reasonable. If you said it was Shaman in the middle, then it would be reasonable. When you search that, just make sure you do it on an incognito browser, okay? Yeah.
02:49:19
Speaker
everybody be wears play how your mo on ah But I said, that's the first working title. We're working on a couple different titles. We're working on the details, but bought and paid for by the company that's working for that we're working for.
02:49:34
Speaker
And they're giving us free reign. andpoli I hate when I have to pay for rain. So. But.
02:49:49
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I got a couple of things I'm working on getting that rock down with this new job because I'm helping out ground floor build on this new company. It's the same company I used to work for, ah but it's new programs, all ground floor.
02:50:07
Speaker
of them is a cell phone plan through AT&T. ah One's the same crap. but They're in tech support. and i used to work you We do health insurance. We do... um we got We work with a construction company called NextGen where if you're building a house, it's going to cost you $400,000 to build the house out of wood.
02:50:31
Speaker
We prefab it. You make it out of Legos. No, we make it out of metal and you can have it built well framed in three months instead of six.
02:50:43
Speaker
Interesting. $100,000 ah hundred grand So it's, it's, uh, that's one of the programs they're working on. They're working on a collections deal where like, if you own a service company and you need somebody to collect money from your clients, that's what we do.
02:51:02
Speaker
And then health insurance. are You guys like the mafia. You're just going to show. Yeah. I got some money that I need collected. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right.
02:51:14
Speaker
We're not talking about Bob's been there at all. I'm going to bounce because we're going to watch a movie, but we'll pop in and say hi.
02:51:26
Speaker
Check out the Anaconda movie on with Paul Rudd. Is it any good? It was awesome. awesome okay I was going to watch it the other night, but I knew was going to fall asleep in five minutes. Kayla and I just watched it today. It was awesome. It was awesome. I'm going to have to check that one out.
02:51:45
Speaker
We just watched the reboot of Malcolm in Middle. They did that little four-episode miniseries. good I didn't even know they did a reboot. It just came out. Any good? Eh. any good yeah didn't one Didn't one of the brothers, like, didn't even come back for the reboot? Well, they used his stunt double. The one that played Dewey? Yeah.
02:52:06
Speaker
They used his stunt double to play him. And then they, because, and then the whole time he was, like, abroad on a Zoom call with them. Oh, Jesus Christ. and it was watch And it was. Watch Anaconda with Paul Rudd and Jack Black. It was awesome.
02:52:24
Speaker
It was so good. I saw the preview. The preview looked fucking hilarious. It was really good. It was really good. Oh, quick. You're a horror guy. Have you seen As Above, So Below? He is a horrible guy.
02:52:38
Speaker
yeah That's an old movie, but yeah. Fuck, dude. I watched it the other... Jesus Christ, man. That's a good movie. Which movie was it? What movie? As Above, So Below?
02:52:49
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Oh, yeah. so some like um want called friend ah another and Another good horror movie. It's based off the video game, which I know a lot of people played, Until Dawn.
02:53:01
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Oh, yeah that was good yeah? That was good. That's a good one. We just watched Grave Encounters as well. Oh, dude! There's like three Grave Encounters movies. We watched one and two.
02:53:12
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Yeah, they're all great. the second one basically fits well. I actually liked... ah Have you guys seen Weapons? I got to watch this right now. Weapons is good. i like Raven Cowher's just kind of pissed me off.
02:53:26
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Sorry, I didn't mean to like cut out. i was i was actually literally booking a return guest for Glicks House of Music, so i was like, let me mute my mic and talk to him real quick. My girl Jules is going to come back. I'm so excited. She just popped up on my feed on fucking TikTok yesterday. Jules is coming back, man.
02:53:45
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I love it. I've been wanting to reach out to her. I got most of her songs. on my fucking playlist. Yeah, man. Jules is going to come back. that you caning She asked me to come back.
02:53:58
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All right, boys. We'll talk to you later. Have a good one, bro. Deuces. You're gay. What ah but what up, Bishop?
02:54:11
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Great movie. I don't know what the great movie is, but yes, Bishop's right. It's great movie. If Bishop says it's a good movie, then it's a good movie. if i love' oh That's all Kayla and I watch is horror movies.
02:54:27
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Ty Spork in the building. Ty Spork in the goddamn building. What's cracking? What's cracking? Ted's busy in the busy. what it up Hold on a damn second. Is smoke in the building?
02:54:41
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Who the fuck is smoking? Is smoke in the building? that's me. I'm smoking. I'm sorry. You're going to play the detector sound now, right? Oh, my bad. I'm not with you. is a great way I thought my man's smoke was in the building. I was like, oh, shit. You should have it you should have put the smoke detector sound right after you said that.
02:55:00
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You know what movie was crazy? I think it's called Together. It's party. with the part
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02:55:07
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I got to look it up now. yeah That movie tripped me the fuck out, dude. I think it's called Get It Together. Just so you guys know, the panel is open. You guys are welcome to jump up in here. If you're watching, don't be shy. panel is as open as Glick's legs. in The chatter's box is wide open, and we love you guys in the chatter's box, so feel free to chat.
02:55:29
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And if you want to come up on panel, come up on panel. Don't be shy. Yeah, we don't bite, but Lazy might touch you. Only with consent.
02:55:41
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And the only consent Lazy needs is if you don't want to touch you, speak. If you want me to touch you, don't say anything. He asked for consent after. It's better to ask for forgiveness than permission. All right.
02:55:57
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Out of control. I'm just saying it it is better to ask for forgiveness than permission. Not in this. And trust me, if he reaches over you to grab something, that's not what he's doing.
02:56:10
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He's touching your donuts. You know, Chaka's the only person on this panel I like right now. Yeah, well, you know what? I'm getting in Chaka's. ask him then. Go reach over him.
02:56:21
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I'm going to be in his snack pocket, bitch. Yeah. Yeah. I'm going to break some liver trees on my dog's food, dude. Zach is like, yeah, yeah. Yeah, get in my snack pocket. Did he say get in my pocket? Well, how does he get in the snack pocket? If you're in there long enough, it'll turn into a hot pocket. You mean my snack pocket?
02:56:44
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That's what I'm hoping for. I'm looking for that. Well, I mean, I'm hoping that he's in the pool and he's going to get an erection. don't know. Apparently being in the pool. You like a wrinkle dick?
02:56:55
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what i good that way wasn in the pool There's the burrito I was looking for. no it extra on there It's a good goddamn thing we're in the fucking pool, bro.
02:57:08
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Get in there, Ty. I was in the hospital. I'd be like, i i'd be like i didn't know we could fit in this kiddie pool, goddammit. I guess we may have to. I had a fucking squatch and a chocolate fit in this pool.
02:57:20
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We're here. Fuck it. It is what it is now. There's only this much water, but when we get into it, that bitch is full. Go turn it back down, Chaka. Yeah, that's physics, motherfuckers.
02:57:35
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That's how we conserve water. Welcome back from Walmart. He is from California, so he has to do that. You pick up the dildos?
02:57:45
Speaker
We don't need no dildos. You know, you can buy any ah you can buy female toys at Best Buy, right? You can buy female toys at CVS and Walmart.
02:57:58
Speaker
wow Wait, they have DVDs of something from fucking... No, they have Dildos at Best Buy. They have Dildos at Best Buy, CVS, and Walmart.
02:58:10
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Nonsense. It's sponsored by CVS. Get your little Dildos. It's sponsored by Dildos.
02:58:18
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You ain't wrong, Chaka. Do all your medicine snackies and dildo needs at CVS. Get
02:58:29
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your diltos.
02:58:33
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Diltos, man. Diltos. You know what? we we have We have to censor ourselves. We can't say certain things. We can't show you. That's because we're not on Rumble. Yeah, we can't say dildo.
02:58:46
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Jedi. yeah
02:58:49
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Jedi. I can say dildo. I can say dildo all I want. No, you can't say dildo. Sit on one, which you did. Let me talk to you for a minute. Jedi.
02:59:02
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I love you and they're beautiful. but Please shut your mouth. You know, here at the Nonsensical Network, um we don't have to worry about silly things like strikes and bans and Stuff like that.
02:59:15
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so So I implore you. Tell him to play the video that got us banned. I implore you. i think it would be in your best interest if ah you just up if you ah follow ah you know if you fall in line and and get under our control. I mean, not our control. Not our control. That's not what I said.
02:59:36
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Under our and umbrella. and know a little my yellow and And pay the much of the heat for protection so that you don't to worry about bans and stuff like that because, you know, here at the Nonsensical Network, the Don, the Glickfather, will protect you, and you don't have to worry about stuff like that.
02:59:58
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So, I mean, you can either mine or... Did you say pay I mean, you know, it's it's a loose term. ah ah but it's It's a protection fee at the end of the day. ah You know, the Glickfather will gladly put you guys under under our protection for for a small a fee every month, if you would like. me Interesting. I'm just saying.
03:00:37
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i'm just saying I mean, hey look look, I'm coming to you as a man. I ain't fucking forget about it. What's the matter with you? I'm coming to you as a man. I'm trying to protect you.
03:00:50
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You know, i too have I do have a little bit of protection, you know, right there. I'm saying?
03:00:58
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Yeah, you know what saying? You what saying? What I'm talking about? Hey, hey, don't fucking can forget about it. I'll fucking comb your hair. I'll comb your fucking hair. Fucking comb your hair. got my enforcer in the building now. Bishop's here, eh? Hey, I'll fucking ask you the grout. I skinned his ass. I put him on fucking chair.
03:01:19
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Fuck you. Gentlemen, good evening. Hello, hello, hello. Was your name always Bishop, or did you change that? That was Smoke. I had of Smoke, but that other guy's Smokey, right? You figure a fucking puerto ri a Puerto Rican from fucking New York named Smokey and a white guy with a fucking eyepatch named Smoke, you'd be able to tell the difference. but Yeah, we call him eyeball Bishop. yeah It didn't work. So, fuck it, we're Bishop.
03:01:51
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I'm like, seriously.
03:01:55
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I said Siri, tell me his story. once no one so you like Are you like Bishop from X-Men?
03:02:06
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i think forge I think Forge had one eye, not Bishop. I was fucking get really high watching the original Alien and that fucking AI guy, remember the robot that went all nutty and shit? And the fucking name was Bishop.
03:02:21
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That robot, right? The AI guy. I'm like, oh, fuck, I'll be that. yeah I'm like, I'll be Bishop. Because I'm like, I don't think there's anybody on the YouTubes that I've heard that's named Bishop. I'm like, that'll work.
03:02:34
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Yeah, was like, because it's got to be one name, right? It's easy to remember. Smoke was always easy. But, you know, Bishop, that'll work. You know, it'll take time. People that know me call me Smoke anyways, right? So it doesn't matter.
03:02:47
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but Yeah, whatever, Bishop. Yeah, exactly. Oh, how you guys been? It's been, what, a couple of weeks at least. I'm trying to make a, ah oh, yeah.
03:03:03
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Well, Glick, I tried to make you as a mobster and you turned out looking Amish. hey What kind of Amish though? are you like What do you call it? The Mennonites? Those are the cool ones.
03:03:16
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meonites The Mennonites, the Amish. They're the ones that can use electricity. Oh, those's they sound dangerous. They're the special ones.
03:03:28
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ah
03:03:30
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My mommy always told me I was special.
03:03:35
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I still think I am, i think right? we all I think we all do, right? Like, we're unique. Like when we when we pass, they're gonna go, oh, welcome back.
03:03:47
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we miss here We missed you, Lord. we need you back. Your time on earth, you know. Wouldn't it be nice would that be nice, right? They're like, oh.
03:03:59
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Like, oh, really? Really? No, I'm God? No shit. Really? Okay. I'd be pissed. I've wasted my whole life not doing godly things. Yeah, exactly. I'm like, oh, yeah, we'll redo this shit. Hold on.
03:04:12
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And then you that's where reincarnation comes in the process, and then you forget. ah i guess F. Joe said that Mennonites held church services every week for us in prison.
03:04:25
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that no they're the like killed He said for us in prison, is that what he said? The Mennonites are like, they're the top notch. like so he's going soon Is he still Is he still in prison?
03:04:39
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Yeah, he said they have them for us in prison. So is he still in prison? Every week for us in prison. I think he is He's still in there. Fuck yeah. That's a good case, man. Fuck yeah, man. Three squares and a fucking roof and you get to use internet? Fucking sign me up.
03:04:58
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Drugs at at your disposal? yeah Yeah. You know what? You really think about it. It's like,
03:05:06
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You just gotta worry about getting butt raged all the time. Well, yeah, but that's the thing. gotta wait till you're really old. They don't fuck with the old people. They're like, I'm not gonna rape the old guy. You sure? What good looking old guy and they're like, damn, I wasn't going to, but you know what? He can get it.
03:05:23
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and that all ah i was I was explaining to my youngest son, either he asked about like how prison was and i was telling him about different programs and yeah, he's also they eat. I go, yeah, you get three meals a day. i go, you get your laundry done. He's all it doesn't sound that bad. i was like, yeah yeah, that's something to look forward to so yeah it like but Some of them old fucking guys, right they're like they've been in there their whole lives. they're They're institutionalized. That's the problem. When they get out, they should never be released because they can't they literally can't function out in the real world at all.
03:05:59
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They're used to being behind bars because they've been behind them for 40 or 50 years. It's fucked up. So for that, what do you do? you know better keep the room clean, though.
03:06:11
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Well, I'd rather, I bet you know what, some of them it's like, hey, you know what, you know, just be a custodian in the corner. You know, you could still stay here. Because one way or the other, you're going to use taxpayers' money to pretty much take care of them, right?
03:06:26
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I mean, yeah. you know It's like, ah, you're released. You can go if you want, but, you know, you'll never leave. You'll be a bum. Go beg for money.
03:06:39
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He's a problem to us where I guess you know we could have him help out there. ah work at Publix, you know? yeah True, true. Did you hear that they want to reopen Alcatraz?
03:06:53
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And they said it was only going to be like $128 million. I'm like, get the fuck out of here. That's not nothing fucking that's not doing nothing to that fucking place like with But I mean, they, are you know, all that shit privatized anyway. So if somebody wants to invest, go ahead and invest. think it's too small.
03:07:15
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But it doesn't need to be doesn need to be government money spent on the investment. That's all. I went and did the Alcatraz tours. now They have like night tours, haunted tours. and stuff That place hey yeah well that's i'm saying is It's not ready to fucking run. At $128 million, I don't think it's going to fix that shit. You remember the guys that escaped from there?
03:07:40
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I believe it was Alcatraz. Yeah, it was like i only they made what Clint portrayed one of the guys that did it. Remember? so If you look at the guys that that got away...
03:07:51
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And you compare them to the people that went the I think it was the people that went to the moon the first time.
03:07:59
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And they look oddly similar. ah You know, what I was curious. shama You were talking. You just brought it up to people that landed on the moon for the first time. OK, they were being videotaped, right?
03:08:10
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And then they videotaped the rocket leaving the moon. Did they just leave somebody on the moon? yeah Like he's like, hey, hold on. That's my room. Apparently, you know, back then.
03:08:21
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No, don't forget back then they were wirelessly transmitting that that feed somehow, some way. I thought it was on the lander itself. Or they retrieved it the next time they went. That'd be the only way they could do that.
03:08:36
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But like, you know, when he's coming down the ladder and he jumps off the ladder and he fucking puts his the first foot, right? I think that was the camera on the lander itself looking at him.
03:08:47
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and That's what they tell you. with there would make him down that would make us Americans. where what is it? We are of
03:09:16
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I'm like, yeah, with an iPhone 17. I'm like, that's just funny as shit to me. Because, you know, 1969, a solar calculator nowadays, just one the little ones they give you for free, has more tech in it than what that fucking capsule did that they landed on the moon in. That's no shit. Even their phone call of president, they radioed on their register radios, bro. arabios bra the matter with you yeah if you believe that story yes' i that's the right way i think it's brilliant either way if we went great let' better because we bankrupt and we did what we intended to do which was bankrupt the soviet union it was so good they fucking fell for it and actually built shit and tried to go and they went broke and we won the wall fell Yeah, bitches, we won! Right, you know? Now we're going again, right?
03:10:14
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I don't know. I'm disappointed because I was born in August of 69, the second day. They were technically in the trailer still because they didn't know, right? They were like, these motherfuckers might be contagious with some serious shit. You guys can't come out of that trailer for a while.
03:10:34
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Fuck you. Well, I mean, yeah, that trailer, just like the actors go in a trailer while they're filming. Yeah, well, again, they're like, you know, it's, and it's all, it it can absolutely be true.
03:10:47
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Absolutely. Even worse now because it's AI, right? So everyone's going to go, oh, it was AI. It was all AI. and they not and you can't you You can't prove it unless we are literally individually. If they took all of us and put us in a capsule and said, go, we would say, holy shit, it's real. And they would all say, we've been paid off.
03:11:07
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So, you know what? If they did that to me, I think I was going to write a universal. Really? This is fake. But if you said if you go, holy shit, it's really real. They go, ah, you got bought off. So, you know what i mean?
03:11:21
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I'm going to go and throw a call out here. And I definitely don't never look at numbers. There's 16 of y'all watching this live right now. Come up. Have fun.
03:11:34
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Get on the panel or get in the chat. And if you're watching on Chaka's channel, jump over to the Nonsensical Network and get in the chat. Let us see you. If you want to come on panel, the link is is in the chat. Don't be shy.
03:11:49
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Everybody's welcome. Drop the link over on my chat, too. You know, Lazy is supposed to restream these, but for some reason, he doesn't do it. Well, you guys are banned. No, we're we're back on now.
03:12:02
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It released last night. We did early this morning. i also feel my nu but um but I also feel like I'm about to get in trouble. because that just reads back I also realize we're like halfway through and I have fucking plowed through the beer that I have and I'm about to order some more beer.
03:12:21
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order that Order that beer. Order play what order did that be order do that order that that beer. that that shit, man. lift um Yeah.
03:12:36
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Damn, I can't find one. I had my first drink in two years. I went to a wedding. Well, I know I went to a wedding, right? And it was my niece's wedding. So I was like, yeah, I'll have a, you know, Knob Creek and Coca-Cola. I just used that one drink because I'm on blood thinner. So I don't fuck with the alcohol because it hits fucking real. And sure as shit, just as advertised, I hit that and was just boop.
03:13:02
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But I was so uptight because it was deep in the city. i had to go deep into Chicago traffic. I'm like, ah. had Oh yeah, i like it too. So I just was like, you know, just give me a fucking, know, I was like, give me a Jack and Coke. Oh, we don't have, what you got whiskey? Just give me that and Coke. I fucking had that. It was like, boop, done.
03:13:20
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was like, You like a eight ball of Coke or what? No, i wait, dude, that was what it might as well been. Because I was just like, as soon as I had that drink, I was like, oh, fuck yeah. That was all I needed.
03:13:31
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Just to relax. I've seen Kato and Chat put a Mad Dog 2020. They have a new Mad Dog 2020 that I've seen at BevMo, which is a place where they sell bunch of fucking beer from around the world.
03:13:42
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It's a new Mad Dog 2020. And my 27-year-old, he's like, Dad, have you ever heard of this? I was like, yeah. Wasn't that shit? Wasn't that malt liquor? Wasn't that malt liquor? Well, I don't know about anybody else, but when first started getting early drunk, it was Mad Dog 2020. Mad Dog 2020 and St. I's.
03:13:59
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I got it. St. I's. Mad Dog 2026. remember where that shit hit. I was like 23. We used to call it Dagmog. Dagmog 2020. We couldn't even speak right. What is that Dagmog? Zima. That Zima first hit the scene. I was working on there.
03:14:14
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i wasn't guy I loved working at an electrical store at discounts. I remember my wife would put Skittles in her Zima. She would drink Zimas. oh yeah that was a thing to do back it was but it was neat it was ah clear a clear liquid yeah i would take down a 12 pack of zimas like nothing top that
03:14:36
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killy killian's red do they even make that anymore remember that shit killian's right yeah course it was it was cores i think made that What about, ah do you guys remember this? It was an energy drink slash out malt liquor. It was called Sparks.
03:14:56
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Oh, yeah, I remember that. That shit had like four point or it was like five. It was like like high liquor amount, too. I remember I drank that one night and that's all I drank. I got so fucking sick because i was like, oh, and my heart was beating. was like, I'm dying. I'm dying. Yeah, it you shouldn't mix alcohol with energy energy drinks. yeah Well, they've made they put it in that they put it in the one drink. It's like, yeah oh, that's going to kill me. ah Well, it took us to. write yeah It was when Red Dog.
03:15:24
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or what was it red bull Red Bull and Jägermeister. Because nobody would ever touch Jägermeister. Ever. It was the grossest shit. Jägerbomb. When those first hit, we were drinking it. Remember they put it in the glass shot and you'd fucking hit that shit.
03:15:39
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I'd never been blacked out drunk before in my life until then. That is spooky shit, dude. I've never been that fucking drunk. yeah everybody has they don't want to know Everybody has that one drink that they can't drink anymore. Mine's Jaeger. I got so messed up and then I got so sick off Jaeger. I used to like
03:16:05
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it' is like tequila i'll hit it now because i remember i was a kid i got shit faced and i went on one of them uh computer animated rides you know where it's like the machine just going around like i puked all over the inside of that shit it was the worst time of my life anytime since then i'd take a shout out tequila comes right back up that's it like on on top of jägermeister there's a coffee flavored patron i can't drink but those i can't drink jägermeister or the coffee patron can't drink that shit i got so fucking fucked up with that i used to like that uh the
03:16:43
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Amaretto. Because you put Amaretto with 7-Up and it tastes like a kitty cocktail. I'm like, ah, but it was a liqueur. So you drink a shitload of and you just get a stomachache. And that was... Yeah, in that sugar. It's awesome. Yeah.
03:16:56
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Same with them spate-laced wines, right? Them German dessert wines. I'm like, ah, this is fucking great. You got a hangover and an upset stomach. Yay. Yeah, most of the time, a lot of the time, the hangover comes from the excess sugar, not the actual alcohol, because you just get much.
03:17:14
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i yeah I remember the good whiskey. right I'm like, wait a minute. how come on that fuck How come I don't hurt the next day? Oh, because it's good shit. They filter the fuck out of it.
03:17:29
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Have you guys ever tried it? I tried it when it first came out. It's called Vinique. It looks like a wine, but it's it has like it looks like glitter inside of it. It looks like wax. That shit is strong. It sounds like the Beverly Hills stuff they drink. it's cold What is sound is that vodka that has like the gold flakes? Goldschlager. What was that other stuff? though What was the champagne they all liked to drink?
03:18:01
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that was like it all it's like that was all in all rap song crystal yeah i've never yeah had i've had yeah and tasted like you dumb i was how much is this i'm like and orient tonic
03:18:20
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i used to I used to make fun of people when I was younger that drank a vodka and tonic. I thought it was an old man's drink. Now, whenever I go out, I order a vodka and fucking tonic. That's my drink now. My vodka and gin and tonic. Hendrix's gin is so fucking good. Hendrix's gin.
03:18:39
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Wow, was the beef eaters back in the 70s. What was it, British or something? rock ah But this was before half that. Good shit hit. Like Tito's hit in the 90s, right? Tito's is really good that's good. That only started in the ninety s That shit wasn't, like when I was a kid drinking, that shit wasn't even invented yet.
03:19:01
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And now it's just... two I'll go for Blue Label. I was like that Pappy Van Winkle, the $1,000 bottle. Because if I'm drinking once every two years and it's a shot that rocks my ass, why not let it be a $150 shot?
03:19:17
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So my son bought me this stuff. It's called Dragon the Fire. You see it? but you see i don't know if you can see it, but you see how it like it looks like wax? Yeah, yeah. That reminds me of that inside. I don't know what the fuck you here whatever where it is. It's like antifreeze and an ivory soap. Yeah, this shit this shit looks like some kind of magic cocktail or some shit like that. Look at that. Remember the orbs? The barbs can a little orb balls back in the day?
03:19:47
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Yeah, the orbs. the Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. yeah That shit was weird. Shaman, are you having technical difficulties, bro? i You know, Smokey yesterday, he's got these over... They don't go in the ears.
03:20:03
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They go outer ears. they're These magnetic fucking headsets. Have you seen these? Smokey got a pair yesterday. They don't go in your ear They go literally... here They work off the jawbone.
03:20:15
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I forgot what the fuck, Shox or some fucking ones like that, but I was looking into them. them They're not cheap. They're like almost 200 bucks, but they do not go in the ear They sit here, and I don't know how the fuck it produces. Apple earbuds are like about 150. Yeah, they were saying.
03:20:32
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He said they said they worked good compared to the earbuds. He's always using the earbuds. Yeah. But it's for the computer. think I'm probably going to chug this right here See what happens. Let's see where the fucking frog is. You're going to chug it?
03:20:48
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yeah okay and then we're sure that that salad dress that shit That shit looks like a magical spill.
03:20:59
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His hair grows out. um Yeah, I'm going to have a mullet by him. It's his caveman bar. I think I'll die. I ain't going to drink that shit. Chaka's going a... You already broke Nobody talk until Chaka drinks that.
03:21:18
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It's going to be quiet-ass dream.
03:21:22
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We're all going to self-reflect then. This looks like witch's brew. Shaman, are you are you good, buddy? You're having some interweb? I don't know. We'll find out. you He went out to look for his face.
03:21:36
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my ah and so My smoke detector is connected to my router. but You got to take it. Try it. Yeah, you just have to sip it. You don't have to chug it. You just got to sip it. You got to tell what it tastes like. You got to tell us what it feels like. You got to explain the sensations to us. I can tell you what tastes like. It tastes like green apple.
03:21:54
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That's what it says. Well, how do you know that it tastes green That's not what necessarily tastes like. it carbonated? We need a first-hand account. We need a first-hand account. you Carbonated, non-carbonated beverage, you know.
03:22:08
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Yeah, exactly. There's so many things we need to know about. Yeah, yeah. with this Before the opening, we must know. We must have a...
03:22:17
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We need to know more about this product. We need a Googler. We need Googler. We're all very invested in what that's going be. Yes, Googler. Google. You got the big screen. Look at that, motherfucker, dude. That shit looks like a goddamn witch's brew. I'm going to turn it It looks like an evil eye looking at I'm scared now.
03:22:34
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I'm being scared. Try it. It's a little scary. Hold me. Hold me. I'm scared too. We're all scared, Chuck. I'm scared. hold us. I just use it as a lava lamp. I use it as I use it as lube. This is chewy. It's chewy. You said that. She said that afterwards. It's chewy. It's a lollipop,
03:22:50
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Put it back in your mouth. it to him who said that is what exactly afterwards it's chewy period weeks think allowing ab put it back and just treat it Treat it like moonshine. and i don't know how many people in this in this panel have ever drank moonshine. You gotta butt chug it. power wow Lazy, you're drinking your moonshine. You'll go blind. I knew was getting pranked when they told me you haven't put this phone on your head. You'll pee in your pants.
03:23:26
Speaker
Yeah, you just take a nip. You take a little nip. just do an i These old fucks would come down into the bar every once in a while and they'd piss their pants. The shine's good. We gotta get straight. These old fucks, dude. I swear to God they were embalmed by this. But yeah, no, you could run your car on that shit. Or as the Italians say, ciao, Keto.
03:23:53
Speaker
As the Mexicans say, adios, Kato. As I say, fuck out, fuck it up. We never saw him again. ah Cigarettes.
03:24:05
Speaker
I haven't had them in two years either, but I ain't getting them. I think they're $20 a pack in Chicago. don't mean to sound like I'm using them, but yeah. Sounds is like every black man out there. gotta go get a pack of new ports in the gallon of milk. I'm never coming back. I
03:24:27
Speaker
wonder i wonder if I could get any of my own co-hosts to come up in this. oh well Oh, well, I have one of them here. Oh, David Duke. ah but David Duke.
03:24:44
Speaker
it That shit's funny. Duke Energy. Anyone? Ran for president?
03:24:55
Speaker
Anyone? wait who? Bueller? David Duke? David Duke. I also got this bad boy in my collection right here. your little fireball. shit. You some fireball? I actually have three shots of fireball. that's That by law is whiskey. i look and They had a document on that shit. They're like, yeah, they're like, they had to like bend rules. They had to class. It says whiskey. Do you see it? with Yeah, no. It's not. Wait, Chuck, is that the Apple one?
03:25:30
Speaker
It's like there's a ballt there's a malt liquor one too or some shit. I've never done that one I've just done the regular Fireball. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're like, I saw that article. actually did the regular Fireball later to because... The dude that redid that though, it was called Dr. McGillicuddy's. Remember?
03:25:48
Speaker
I remember Dr. McGillicuddy's. That's what the fuck Fireball is, dude. yeah re It was rebranded. They got the guy and they're like, yeah, we could fucking sum it. It's this and this. Dude, I'm not kidding you. They had a bunch of different flavors of that shit. That old shit, though.
03:26:06
Speaker
That shit rides the line of literally, they're like, it's really not a whiskey if you break it down. They're like, put whikey and like pure sugar yeah they said, though, they said the advertising for it was fucking brilliant. I just wonder a lot i thought that was Robert Platinum.
03:26:25
Speaker
Wonderful documentary. Recommend watching it. Great documentary on it. Great advertising is what I mean. you know The marketing on it was fucking brilliant.
03:26:37
Speaker
that's most terrible products have great advertising and they get sold i never really looked at the logo of fireball it is a pretty i mean it's a pretty fantastic i don't know yeah it's this pretty safe panic looking it's like a demon yeah yeah i suck at fascinating though just like you guys drank just like demons on the bottle that's crazy but what would it thought it it's demon sperm
03:27:04
Speaker
But they were saying that's like literally that the Jägermeister craze was that stuff. That and T-O's that. Jägermeister was the yeah what With the Red Bull when that hit.
03:27:17
Speaker
Yes, Jäger bombs. They had to start making special shot glasses because people were chipping their fucking teeth when that glass shot would hit them. Yeah, cause because the way you do it, you you have a fucking glass of the...
03:27:30
Speaker
um Yeah, that's a wide E-10C shit right there. And then you do it, so the shot glass comes shooting right at you. Makes sense. Yeah, they were made it where it would glue it into the bottom so they'd do it, or it was like they'd fill it.
03:27:46
Speaker
Well, no, they just turned it into a mix drink instead of having where you dropped the shot. Oh, they had to balance it just right. So they'd fill the outer ring up with it so that when you drank it, it would hit it once.
03:27:57
Speaker
So it was almost the same thing if you took the shot and glued it to the bottom of the glass and filled the outer glass up to the rim of that shot glass with Red Bull and then the Jägermeister in it and then you'd go bam and hit it and it would still mix...
03:28:14
Speaker
that was what they could do because if not they'd try to serve it to you in the plastic cups and shit it didn just didn't work yeah i remember that because the plastic would float on top of the other one it's like yeah you couldn't drop it you couldn't drop it they're just it's just bob on it it's like gilligan's island right there on top of your red bull shot glass you gotta have that back of the customers will say yeah You know, just give me two fucking cups and I'll do it myself. How about that? That refrigerator thing. Instead of dropping the shot in there, they're just like, here's some fucking whatever. You turned it into a mixed drink. I got all these random bottles of alcohol. Like I have the screwball peanut butter whiskey. have Jack Daniels in there. My neighbor bought it for me. gave me a basket of alcohol.
03:29:06
Speaker
and drinking for the night if you're drinking some aftershock gold slager rumple mint bacardi 151 look up it's called liquid cocaine liquid cocaine best shot um read no fireball i've heard i've heard of that i need your children to set the fuck down It's literally like when when I was going to bars and shit. In fact, if I went to a bar, you know, tomorrow or whatever, I would grab ah shot a shot of liquid cocaine. And then after that, give me some rum and coke.
03:29:41
Speaker
What were you drinking? Glick was a Coors.
03:29:45
Speaker
I'm drinking your mom. I think he was drinking Coors earlier. is it banque though It's a Coors banquet. It's okay. theres First and foremost, it's Miller Lite. Also, Chaco, you don't get to question me about my beverages of choice until you drink that bottle of lava that your son gave me. Rolling Rock, I you were so...
03:30:10
Speaker
I liked Rolling Rock over Miller Lite. as far as They were the same as far as like, it was like, a if I wanted to chug water and get fucked up, it was Miller Lite or, cause you drink a shit ton of them and get fucked up. I was like, yeah. Miller Highlight, man. Miller Highlight.
03:30:28
Speaker
Juice up your beers. You put some olive juice in there. Yeah, I love me some highlight, bro. That's the champagne of champions, baby. like just drop and Yeah,
03:30:47
Speaker
yeah fuck yeah that like yeah this is too pretty i can because i'm goingnna save it hey it was just quite far the the best taste and cheap beer you can get what another highlight Yes, man. Well, hams and Taps Blue Ribbon, too, if it was really... happy Oh, yeah. that was it That was back when the Pull Tops... I don't remember the Pull Tops. The Pull Tops, man. They had little slices in the side. You'd go bing and flick them.
03:31:13
Speaker
Smoke, you might know, it was an older drink. It was a green bottle with a pop top. You know the the kind with the the metal pop top on them? Oh shit, I know what you mean. that the the You can put it back out of there. Mickey's because they got a little riddle on the bottom of the... Mickey's, the little grenade. Those things are good, the little bombs. It wasn't Mickey's though. No, no, Grolschlager, something like that. It was a green bottle and it had that fucking white... It's called Grolsch. Yes, Grolsch. was saying that.
03:31:51
Speaker
I didn't even know about that one Yeah. Yeah, those bottles are pretty sick. I would buy a bunch of gross bottles and reuse them. You've got to get through the rest of this stream, guys. Remember the old whi ones, the cantors they'd have? They'd have collectible ones. They'd be like a car or something, like ceramics.
03:32:12
Speaker
And there were they were just decanters. What was it? Jim Beam used to do them. Have you guys ever made your beer? No. I've made my own wine, but not beer.
03:32:23
Speaker
So I've i've made own beer a couple times, three or four times. Some was sucked. It was like a water, but I made some really strong fucking beer. turned out pretty good. What the fuck?
03:32:37
Speaker
Shaman, what the fuck are you doing to your dog, bro? It's all It's getting the peanut butter this big
03:32:50
Speaker
Jesus Christ. It's like you're kicking your shoe on the ground. I'm like, are you kicking that fucking dog? It's like your dog. i do like f a gluten I was like, oh shit, you talk?
03:33:04
Speaker
ah i guess i need ah i need to clean my my grinder it must have of shit. yeah oh no His mouth's not making a noise. and need to crime right That sounds like it's the first grinder ever made. The hamsters are fucked up. thatcha She doesn't it. Stop her, She don't Stop. Those are wines of of enjoyment. okay Those are explosions of joy. all right That's not what joy sounds like. You've never heard when somebody else makes joy or you apparently. but that is yeah No. Don't.
03:33:45
Speaker
If you want to hear explosive outbursts of joy, you should subscribe to the Lazy Only Glicks page. hello That's true story. Because you'll see lady you and i all the outbursts of joy.
03:34:00
Speaker
when he squeals like a bitch. Wait, did you say lazy only Glicks page? Yes. Yeah, should it be like the lazy Glicks? I was making sure, because I had Whiplash just flying with that fucker, but... Sorry, you know what? I fucked it up, and Jedi didn't correct me, but it's the lazy... I'm sick of fixing your mistakes, Glick. That's what it is. I'm sick of fixing my mistakes. Did we just derail?
03:34:29
Speaker
I didn't do it real. It's like, Hey, I opened a safe from 1980. Oh, there you go.
03:34:38
Speaker
okay joe com that of game man agree yeah
03:34:48
Speaker
Four hours later, you was like, oh, yeah, by the way, I know you guys are watching. I put it on my YouTube, but but I never put the channel leak or the streaming. I know. I know. That's where why I'm busting your balls right now.
03:35:00
Speaker
No, so I don't know what's going to happen. i don't know who's going to pop up because it's X. I don't. Yeah, you never know. You're on a whole other platform. fuck you yourself Nobody ever shows up from x though, because they can't speak. But you ain't about that life until you fucking tangled the Flick Squatch and the crack-toon shaman. Shaman the crack-toon.
03:35:22
Speaker
anxiety getting up okay ready who i try I try to never drop the link yearing on
03:35:33
Speaker
you on musk won't let me on it yes does you in your pocket that knife elon musk yeah scared her daddy elon and his clue crew he's just go to get oh you ain't about that met squatch life
03:35:53
Speaker
have you seen his sports car there was my wife and i we played it where the old slug bug shit you hit yourself and you see you know old road trips oh yeah yeah we do it with teslas now so we go into the beverly hills yeah yeah it's a dude gets tesla you openly admitted to beating your wife um yeah there was I'm I have so much more respect for you now. now She's always hitting me. I'm driving, mother. but That's what happened to his eyes. he on the oneside you never see someone in the eye She's like, slug
03:36:37
Speaker
she's like tesla po yeah richard saw I saw their sporty one today. I was like, holy fuck, that don't look too bad. But it's like, that's that real expensive one.
03:36:50
Speaker
But I'll only put you in the face when I see a Tesla. yeah so it's like I comb her hair. Come on, guys. I comb her hair. I moved to California so I could punch her more often.
03:37:01
Speaker
She's unconscious. I comb her hair. i comb your hair. Bitch, you better have have an excuse to punch her anytime I want. He's got a tattoo and that shit on his fist.
03:37:20
Speaker
20 times a day just so I can punch that bitch we're going to Naperville honey get ready you drive five years ladies and gentlemen five years of this show oh congratulations tell me tell me I'm not wrong Jedi
03:37:48
Speaker
You're not wrong. one taff juan hello je i Tell him he is not wrong. i look fucking don
03:37:55
Speaker
My lawyer used to say that to me. The Miller Lite Don Juan. He's like, you know, he got a Velcro suit. Untouchable, baby. Yeah, i think our seven year is coming up, right, Lazy? Seven year anniversary? i think it's June, July. YouTube's? YouTube's?
03:38:13
Speaker
How many times did you guys do that? I don't know even know how long. How do you look that up? How do you look how long you've been? it hasn't been that long. I think you go to studio. I've burned through accounts too have Lazy Shaman show been gone? I don't have my originals.
03:38:30
Speaker
Even my Discord is not even original. Somehow they get removed. and I can do it. I can tell you right now. Lazy Shaman show. Wow, nice nice stats, guys.
03:38:42
Speaker
Those are... back They were better a week ago. Those are impressive, man. You guys... You stupid-ass son of bitch. I was making you look too, Josh. I was figuring it out. He's like, how do you think of this? He said seven years ago. Seven years ago. I'll tell you what the Lazy Shaman show created their YouTube channel. July of 2023. is our second. This our second channel. I will say shout out to you guys. I will say shout out to you guys. You guys do have
03:39:23
Speaker
you guys you guys do have almost double the views that we have. However, however, you guys tiptoe into territories that we don't tiptoe. Oh, yeah.
03:39:37
Speaker
Speaking of the OGs, the OGs are coming out tonight, man. Hold on one second. The OGs are coming out tonight. My man, Chalston. What's up? Chalston, my man, Brian.
03:39:50
Speaker
was run nice just to the building my man brian nice to meet you hey glick how did you look that up how do you see like how do i see when i started just go to their page and and and you go to their page and then and like it says about and it shows their description and you click more it shows when they joined how many views they have and and it shows their october october 31st of 2008. we started
03:40:23
Speaker
so started we started We started at least the Christmas before our start date. If not, I think it was a year and a half before our start date.
03:40:34
Speaker
Yo, Ryan. Trying to get Tony D up in this up in this bitch. But then a Canadian a canadian deleted everything. Our Canadian friend. I Jesus Christ. like, shut up and get your here. ah Black up here, Tony
03:40:59
Speaker
what's going on another drink real quick yeah okay yeah just kind of relaxs a little bit I worked earlier today, but ah but I got to be at work at 6 a.m. tomorrow. so yeah Yeah, my schedule's like all fucked up.
03:41:13
Speaker
Sacrilegious.
03:41:17
Speaker
Sacrilegious. Sacrilegious. Yeah, Saturday or Sunday in it. the I remember back in the colonial days they made you sit in your house and they go around and they took you windows and make sure you weren't doing anything because you had to rest yeah your mom told me I should drink it It's too early to drink for the last five. What? You've been drinking Zima, Red Dog?
03:41:46
Speaker
Like what? Red Dog. We forgot about that one. it's soon drink I've always been drinking. That shit had good alcohol in it, too. That would fuck you up, Red Dog. But again, I've i've had 15 of them, and I just ordered more.
03:41:59
Speaker
Yeah, this is Glick we're talking about. He gets drunk off a Clearly Canadian.
03:42:05
Speaker
I've got that. I think. That's why you hate me so much. I've got a Brian, you'reified you're U.S. market. U.S. market.
03:42:21
Speaker
U.S. I haven't caught today's game. God damn it. My sports show guy, because NFL's over, he's – obsolete. And I'm like ready to talk all sports, especially, you know what? i ain't said it yet, but I'm going to say it now. It's a great day to be a goddamn Wolverine.
03:42:42
Speaker
Michigan Wolverines winning the NCAA men's basketball tournament. Natty champs, baby. Let's go. fuck yeah.
03:42:53
Speaker
He won't do anything outside of the NFL, man. You don't want to talk hockey. You don't want to talk soccer. You don't want to talk baseball. He don't want talk nothing. Damn, the D.C. Defenders. I'm a Bears fan. Poland, Houston, man. forty five to seven Yeah, man, I'm almost borderline becoming a soccer fan because we got the Columbus Crew.
03:43:13
Speaker
that was a good stuff back in the day. It so much cooler. No joke.
03:43:19
Speaker
but Oh, for the MLS? Yeah, man. Columbus crew, man. Okay, cool. I'll look for it. The Houston Dynamo versus Columbus. All right, I got you. They're talking. That's what they're going to turn Soldier Stadium into.
03:43:32
Speaker
I need a sports show. You can go all sports with me, man. Soccer. i mean I mean, it's like I could do it, but like again, my schedule is all sorts of fucked up.
03:43:44
Speaker
I know you're all all over the goddamn place. I'm reach out to Matt McAfee. I think soccer's going where it's going to go. Because got to save the business. You can't do football anymore, man. feel like, ladies and gentlemen on the panel, I feel like after five years of doing this show, I feel like I'm at a level where I can get Pat McAfee to be my co-host to do a sports show with.
03:44:06
Speaker
Oh. We're going to save the business. I'm McAfee and Glick. McAfee and Glick. Glick and McAfee. Oh, I like McAfee. Glick and McAfee sounds really good.
03:44:18
Speaker
The McGlick. McGlick. Hey, Glick. I just saw the the kangaroo that Chaka made to take advantage of you, and I have to say that kangaroo is probably going to win that fight.
03:44:31
Speaker
Shut up, Wally. Get your ass on the panel. i'm kill out I'm fucking killing. i'm um um I'm destroying the entire bloodline of kangaroos, and that blood is on all you bitches' hands.
03:44:45
Speaker
An entire bloodline. Kangaroos are going to be on the endangered species list. Oh, yeah, this is macho. glick I don't know why I turned into the macho man. I'm the cream of the crop.
03:44:58
Speaker
ah But your back kangaroos are going on the goddamn endangered species list because of you sons of bitches. And it's all in your fucking hands. You rat bastard motherfuckers.
03:45:11
Speaker
yeah all They all do a number on bull guards. Yes, Brian. I'm still on that kick that I will beat the brakes off of a kangaroo. Now I'm killing it. Now I'm creating it. Now I'm making a goddamn endangered species list because the Tony D, hit the link and get your ass up here.
03:45:30
Speaker
Come on, you beautiful chocolate son of a bitch. Dude, those things are bad. They'll fuck you up, dude. They'll fucking, they can, win the fucking kangaroos, dude.
03:45:43
Speaker
I've been trying to tell them. I've been trying to tell them. maybe maybe the rest of you sons of bitches on this panel they want i want to see it the smoke from me i want to see it i care back i sorry sorry tony i heard though that they'll cut you though like you're the gut oh yeah how's the barbecue coming see he's like barbecue coming jimmy mean You should have told me you're backstage bro. I didn't hear the day. If you're drunk ass will look at the screen when you're hosting a fucking show you would know how to do this gentleman How had um you know bit how did you last five years is all I want to damn know?
03:46:25
Speaker
because it took them that long To figure out how to bring people up Tony do you know you know you know how I guess now when I guess down Nice. It's usually year six where really kicks in. I did not say anything, but it was cool to send you guys live on TikTok last night. It's 10 years. So what now? It's when you're out in the woods. I'm on TikTok. It was a good stream.
03:46:50
Speaker
Oh, my music broadcast. Yeah, appreciate it. Oh, no. You and you and Brian. Oh, the one. Yeah, okay. Appreciate it. Yeah, yeah. The fellas was live last night on TikTok, man. I popped in and i was i was watching and I was listening and, that you know,
03:47:06
Speaker
that sweet, sultry sound of Tony D put me to sleep. good four This is what I've had to deal with. Hey, I know you won't say it back, but you know i love you, buddy.
03:47:21
Speaker
No, I'm not saying it back, no. you and I it back. know you feel. I'm not saying it back. What's going on? I'm i'm bringing i'm bringing back all the OGs. Once a year, I bring back all the OGs.
03:47:34
Speaker
Once a year, we'll come back. Pfft.
03:47:39
Speaker
We'll mark it. Like, do mark in the calendar? Once a year. i was actually putting on my clothes when he hit me in the message. i said, oh, Jesus Christ. And then he just left. Because I'm waiting on Brian and the rest of them. We supposed to be doing a show tonight. don't know what's going I I was home. You did? Like, I said I was on my home. I just got home. I got shit face tonight. Where the other two is my question.
03:48:00
Speaker
Well, Joe's watching UFC. I saw that. And then Ted. Ted. Okay, now he's... of active? Well, he said he was good all day, so he was waiting on you to get home. That's my last name.
03:48:16
Speaker
I know. That's what I said. at clock that clock I'm all over, honestly. I'm all on Facebook, YouTube, Twitter, the Twitch, LinkedIn, Rumble, TikTok, everywhere. I really am. Oh, you see my YouTube down there. You follow that. You'll see it.
03:48:28
Speaker
Not being funny. But I got... I like the QR thing. I just figured out. just figured out how to use that fucking thing on my phone. I'm like, oh, clicked this motherfucker. And I'm like, it just takes me there.
03:48:41
Speaker
yeah. But not being funny. Y'all follow my YouTube channel. You'll see all the conversations we have. um We're doing a lot on Rumble. Rumble lets us do a lot of what we did on the former platform. we We're going on without restrictions. So I'll just do on Rumble. Yeah, we just...
03:48:54
Speaker
We just ah got a seven-day ban on YouTube, so we did only Rumble last week. Well, last night, and we got so like triple the views that we normally get. Quadriple the views that we normally get.
03:49:09
Speaker
Yeah. What was it? They got you on YouTube. It was centralized, because but Rumble, you can multi-stream for free. I'm down with that.
03:49:18
Speaker
Yeah. I just need one more stream key, and I'll be golden over there. Yeah, we all we haven't really, we've had the channel like over there for a while, but we haven't really focused on it.
03:49:31
Speaker
And after last night, we're going to start, you know, doing doing a little more over there because, you know, like said, it's unrestricted. We can play music, do whatever. They're not copyrighting us over there.
03:49:43
Speaker
yeah my rubbble My Rumble link is on my YouTube. You'll see it over there. Because like I do a lot of music video broadcasts, everything I got over there. So that's going to be my main central platform. And even if I got to pay, it's only $20 for my premium plan. So I'm good with that.
03:49:57
Speaker
Have you done anything with the um my kick? No, haven't gone over there yet. I said some of the guys I watch, they're pushing that as well, but they were pushing Rumble first.
03:50:11
Speaker
Rumble was on the full kick. Both of them are doing Rumble's what... You can do on Rumble what you can't do on YouTube. You can do a kick. like Well, kick and Twitch are pretty much similar. but People go with a kick. I don't know why. Twitch wasn't even a problem. I have no idea. So they're just trying to find place. Yeah, i don't even know about Twitch, right? I mean, Twitch was like the first... I mean, this is going way the fuck back there, right? We got to know, though.
03:50:32
Speaker
no love on sweetness when we were actually but we None of us get love on Twitch. None of us do. I just no but i never i never went over. You got to play video games. They're not playing video games here for or doing some ASMR. TK and all those old dudes.
03:50:49
Speaker
They all had to go over there. We don't look good in bikinis and I'm fine with that. Yeah, yeah. what That shit's just, yeah, I just remember that though. got you, Chuck. Appreciate I'm just afraid, though, that what's going to happen is they're going to turn into YouTube over the years, right? you know i mean? They're going to get sued in those times and rules come down. But I heard when I thought was the Supreme Court is literally going, they're ruling over some of the copyrights on this music where...
03:51:20
Speaker
If we own it, right, if I buy a song for 99 cents on iTunes, I own that. I should be able to play that whenever the fuck I want. And that's what they're going to go on. That's what's at hearing now is,
03:51:32
Speaker
are we leasing the song we need clarification when we but when you start making content though when you're making content it's a thin line because now you're using like let's say their thing i think if you just play it once it's one thing but if you play like every episode now as your own now you're using it like as a I guess you don't want movie and shit. Movie right there. Well, I mean, YouTube, i an opener closer new food I'm paying for music. They just play YouTube music on YouTube. Chaka, did you get a thing for paying more? I just got that today. I canceled it. I told them to go fuck themselves. I got the $7 one I was paying because I don't want commercials. I got an email today. no bullshit. They want a dollar more.
03:52:14
Speaker
In this economy, they want a buck more. i told them to go fuck themselves. And I went online to Apple and I got YouBlock Origin for free that blocks that shit automatically. i'm taught That's you way to not be in touch with anything right Let's go, Tony.
03:52:32
Speaker
Yeah, like, what what's got more expensive over on YouTube that they had to raise the price, you know? i know Yeah, it's something. I'm like, are you so out of touch? You don't understand. People are losing their fucking jobs. i don't i hate commercials. So the U-block and all the other shit that I looked at that Apple authorizes and says, hey, this passes security shit. It's good. Works. And I'm like...
03:52:54
Speaker
Hey, you know, why would you you want a dollar more for more commercials? I don't want to see. I don't want none of the other shit, so I don't want that super high end premium. But it's just $17 fucking or from you now. I can be i was I saw that. I think, because I have the family premium. i got all my kids my wife and all. Whatever. i know How you doing?
03:53:22
Speaker
Good, good, Tony. Tony, good. Ah, Tony D getting the love. I just want to let you guys know, let me let me properly introduce you to my man, Tony D. You guys know Brian. Brian, Brian, he's been around. You guys seen him popping in and out from from time to time over the years.
03:53:40
Speaker
Tony D is one of the OGs. He's an OG co-host, man. This is my guy. People think we don't like each other. What are the belts? Explain. i I was never. I got out of wrestling in the early 80s.
03:53:56
Speaker
The belts go back beyond wrestling. that tony g Tony D, it's five years, man. This show has been going on, Tony D. Five fucking years, bro.
03:54:10
Speaker
The world? I was there at the beginning. Tony D was there the beginning. Ten and a decade, gentlemen. That's impressive. Tony's one of my OG hosts, man. This fucking show, five years, man.
03:54:22
Speaker
so and I just hit him up. I just sent him a message. Our guy Smoke, he sent us these belts. this is I got my Smoke and Skull belt, man, right here. You got that Tony Knight, Tony Champion belt. Tuesday night Tony, Thursday night Tony. I remember when I was at that. I thought it was Tuesday or Thursday night. We would come up in here. We used to a thing on this show in the very beginning where we would do like
03:54:52
Speaker
all these random competitions and I just smoked all these bitches. cause He cheated. he I have to cheat. I'm not goddamn good, baby. Those are fucking badass though, man. I like those. Tony, gotta shout you out for a minute, man. you know I got nothing but love for you. know i want I know you won't tell me the same thing, but I hit him up. Fuck you.
03:55:17
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um I just don't always comment. um Because I fall asleep, man. That's the problem.
03:55:27
Speaker
He gets on right after I'm done. He's full of shit. He's still out of his. happy. I like you memo book glick in his eyes i do. i do i'm like,
03:55:44
Speaker
when tony end Tony's done. Boom. Live. What up, bitchy? Tony's my guy, man. I got nothing but love for Tony d he's He's an OG on the nonsense non nonsensical nonsense. I almost said nonsensical network.
03:56:01
Speaker
He's an OG on nonsensical nonsense, man. That's my guy. And I got to say, man, brother, shout out to you. Much love to you for and just randomly sent you a message. Just thought I was going to talk some shit. and and and And you showed up, man.
03:56:14
Speaker
round of applause jump in here I wish other people reciprocated the same, but that's what I do. yeah got my god my is i got kidding yeah you i don' never get the by got fire looks invite rome I don't get invite. man. It's starting to sound like a pattern with you, Glick, because you don't come on our show much. He doesn't support nobody that supports him.
03:56:43
Speaker
There are some balloons, dude. I don't think Glick's ever been on my channel either. He'll come jerk off in the chat for a little bit, but he never comes on the show. I also surprising link is a problem know when Tony d is live.
03:57:02
Speaker
Because Tony D's lives are very sporadic. Maybe you should ask him, hey hey, Tony, when do you go live? ah Don't forget to say i can answer well we get to set notifications. We're going to step on you for an hour first. Go ahead.
03:57:17
Speaker
Also, in my defense, in my defense, I said earlier, five years, we've been boycotted. Five years I've been not supporting people that have supporting me. Sign language,
03:57:32
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there's There's some people in my lives that don't me a lot. Wait, Tony. I need you to drop your... we we need We need his link to his channel so that I can go support him. Yes, drop your drop your link. you You want to be his emotional jockstrap.
03:57:52
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i got I got you, Tony. I'll drop it for you. can be your hero.
03:57:59
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I want to support. I got what you were saying. I also know there's a lot of people that are in Tony's dreams that don't like me. There's a lot of people that don't like me.
03:58:13
Speaker
who don't like it everybody on panel you mean beat the fuck out of curs i can't put that up if they got blue eyes now i need an eye so here we go length seem believe let it away into but albeit just for the record wos are going to save for its okay so this do What's your link so everybody can find your yourself Let me give you my schedule. First of all, when I do my broadcast, they are random, but during the football season, I got Bill King's Fantasy Football League. It's 10.30 a.m.
03:58:41
Speaker
Sunday mornings before football, Easter Standard Time. That is scheduled. I got the whole thing set up. I let everybody know when I'm about to go live. Ask this fucker when he shows up in the past four years. Honey, do you think I'm little boy?
03:58:54
Speaker
Honey I do this show every Saturday night for six hours, and I drink. Do you think I'm awake at 10.30? Honey D, just subscribe to you, bro. I appreciate you. Thank you. I just want to let you know that this dude was there for season one and then stopped. i don't want to hear. shit Yeah, that sounds all right. Don't me. for the record. For the record, all of my broadcasts, all my YouTube, the proof is down there. Fuck you.
03:59:21
Speaker
I just offended myself. Do you think I'm up at 1030 in the morning and on a Sunday? You know what I do on Saturday night, Cody? You used to be. stuff play You used to be. Manage your time wisely, then. This is why I've handed Chaka as chat liaison, because he just nailed it. In the link, lost the W the you. Lazy Jedi, I'm going to follow you. and I just want to y'all know. I'm the first person to tell everybody, keep a notification on. You'll know when everybody's on. yeah I used to always pop up for this slap nut reject of the wrong side of the projects.
03:59:59
Speaker
But then he would tell me. You didn't pop up. I would be at work and still make it to his show. He's booing. Yeah, you was a co-host, bro. lay you should ah amazingy You should have followed him with the show account.
04:00:13
Speaker
So this fucking talking about his sleep is full of shit. I'm a terrible. Yeah. I got to get to work in the morning. Congratulations. five years work Just for the record. That's right. will Have a good day at work tomorrow. Jump up here with him. Just so you want.
04:00:31
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Come on, come on, come on. come um i hope see aia Let me give you memory. For those who don't remember Glick, do you remember the time we was talking about you being on smoke show and you said, not today, Satan? Where was I?
04:00:45
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Thank you. yeah Did you see that clip that I pinned when we were talking about that? Not today, Satan. you didn't see I put it on Instagram. I tagged you. I've been dying at this shit.
04:00:59
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I've done a lot to be there for people. No, you don't. There's no oon over the night. You ain't got nowhere to go. I love you, buddy. Appreciate you. Actually, I was looking at it too. Live long and prosper, brother. Yeah.
04:01:14
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um andgras with level of this live long and prosper brother yeah that Not today.
04:01:25
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I
04:01:36
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I'm out too, though. I got to work in the morning, man. Thanks for having me on, though. are you Are you guys power poling tomorrow? Yeah. i livelock fasteror Carpool. likebo roll i said it I said it earlier, man.
04:01:57
Speaker
Tony D is and ah is an OG, man. cha ah Chaka, thank you. Thank you, Chaka. He's dropping all all the links. Thank you, Chaka. ah to on his home address and it a chatley is i'm dropping that ne and um blood also shopping at all i am all the but jesus je i said earlier man a man this show In the last five years
04:02:29
Speaker
ah we've had some co-hosts we've we've We've been through it. We've gone through it. And and and Rocky says it best. You know, ra lee you know Rocky, Tony.
04:02:43
Speaker
He says it best. He's like, Glick, man, every time every time people will count you out and every time, like, shit happens and and and we think it's going to end, you you keep going, man. When the fires are going, you're still standing.
04:03:02
Speaker
and and tony you fight that kangaroo though that kangaroo is gonna i'm still waiting god damn kangaroo and the grizzly Witnessed it, man. He ain't going to make it to the Grizzly. The Kangaroo is going to make sure recall him. Lounge and laugh, live stream. How you doing? and i i want I want to congratulate you on the expansion of your network. I noticed you added a few shows after I did mine because you were that mad at me. So big ups on the House of Music. Big ups to your fantasy football broadcast. I just want to let you know, bitch.
04:03:35
Speaker
Literally just was like wake your ass up and get up here. Not only did he get up here and that is how you know ton d telling love my favorite all ya that are mad and now you dont all how it is ah literally just snapchated him and i was like wake your up and get up here not only did he get up here but he also hold us out with big with the congratulations that's how you know my man's family it fun do i do this bro there's room here for you too i'm just saying you've been saying my room's been there for you when have you come yeah thank um reg dude damn mc like dude your beard is shorter than your lies i just want to let you know
04:04:27
Speaker
He's so mad. He's so mad at my beard. He's been mad at my beard for five years, man. I haven't been mad at him to let shade at him, motherfucker. Jesus. That's because he lost his car keys in them.
04:04:39
Speaker
How many girlfriends are on your face is all I want to know. heard a car alarm in there. i just want you all to know, ask him one day, how many girlfriends are on his face?
04:04:52
Speaker
I mean, i believe lost women in there he's got a waitress problem going on, so we're not going to bring that up. Oh, lounge and last stream. Thank you for coming up in here. There you go. There you go. chocolate is now Chocolate. You know, I love you, man. I know you won't say it bad, but you know i love you, dude. you're you're You're one of my favorite people.
04:05:17
Speaker
Does he like get to come into the bunker? Is he that cool? Gentlemen, if you get bored, definitely follow my TikTok. i've been pretty entertaining over the past eight months. I just want to let y'all know. you been killed Oh, wait a minute. Last night, you guys were talking about Uno. Uno.
04:05:43
Speaker
it's homegrown married and she got family and everything married dude she's been married two kids and when i tell you that woman is glowing she is glowing oh let's go hell yeah do me a favor follow her page mutual attention to love it's on youtube she is glowing i am so fucking happy for her That's what she is. Glowing.
04:06:09
Speaker
Glowing. I am so. She is like on cloud nine, bro. That's how we used to play Uno Haps. I don't know if you guys know what Haps was. We used to play Uno at like two, three, four, five in the morning.
04:06:23
Speaker
a group of us playing goddamn Uno on a lot. It was hilarious. It's weird time to play Uno. Yeah. I thought that was more like a daylight hours game. She is the Uno queen and she is hardcore about the rules. So we would have to kick doing it. I'm like, how do we do this all around?
04:06:39
Speaker
You just hold your cards up. You can't cheat. We weren't cheating. We was all messing. And then one night, literally, she was up there for eight hours was doing this shit. It was hilarious. I've seen people do that. They were out in the hallway playing because their kids were in the hotel room sleeping. So they they were out. but They were doing shit.
04:06:55
Speaker
and we were all watching them and it was it was entered they were doing the same thing they'd show the cards and shit it was fucking it was wildly entertaining for the whole channel what was we we got done doing the show one night tony was like i'm gonna go play uno i'm like what the and he was like i'm playing uno on and i jumped in there man i had so much fun and our girl she was hosting it and she was an amazing you know I think that game came out in the 80s.
04:07:28
Speaker
I don't remember when I was really young. No. No, no, it's not code for anything. We were straight up Uno. Straight up Uno. And we had a black... We did our show. did our show the show. We would have a thousand people watching us. Yeah, we did our show on the show. We literally... I can't wrap my goddamn program. Listen, I apologize. Let me tell you something. We had people from United States, Canada, Australia, UK...
04:07:55
Speaker
u k Playing everybody I mean castles watching us and they was in the chip because we was all on the same platform And you can multi-streaming i actually got a couple of replays because I was on Facebook and forgot Some of these people told me I was watching y'all playing on the last night. I was dying laughing She's a y'all and nuts. I said this will be do to stay out of trouble It was post-covid anything with But it was Again, i was we watched this guy. a bunch of truck drivers. yeah we're all i got it but it was they were It was husband and wife playing it. It just went into it. yeah
04:08:34
Speaker
I don't know how familiar you guys are with the HAPS platform. Never heard of it. but There was a lot of drama and bullshit on HAPS. But she was one more we have more good going on than the bullshit. I'm going to stand on straight up on no drama, no bullshit. Just yes, we was all making money off of each other. We was all paying each other.
04:08:56
Speaker
And this was past your five years here, right? No, this is what you started. in oh hamps time I don't want to cut you because a lot of what I was doing, a lot of what we did up there for me, I was going through separation.
04:09:07
Speaker
So it was kicking my ass. So when I started hanging out online people, And we was all chopping it up. I mean, on the daily 15, 20 of us that a couple of us would have a broadcast and everybody would show up.
04:09:19
Speaker
There was a unity going on and people don't understand if all of us live stream, we all got audiences and we do shit together, how much money we can make potentially. And we were global without shit. i just needed everybody to come to terms with shit learn how to do shit universal instead of just your way literally i will be up there we did karaoke me somebody from the united states somebody from canada somebody from australia somebody from ireland somebody from england somebody from the netherlands somebody from scotland somebody from another country it was fucking and we all knew the same song you can't tell me that's not priceless
04:09:51
Speaker
We was doing that. We did that shit for like seven weeks. We literally would have a thousand people waiting and then it would go about 1.5 or 2,000 people. We was all singing fucking Sweet Caroline by Neil Diamond and shit. You know what I'm saying? It sounds like Harley Dad does that. Remember we did that? Gentlemen, you guys don't know from a man, Sweet Tony D.
04:10:18
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There's a lot of people, you and you
04:10:29
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there's a lot of people man that you know and you wouldn't think it they its like holy shit you sound good Come on in come on here I'll post it for you right now, you know That's how I found that you didn't have to put You got pay attention to what's going on you want people to follow you follow them you want people to be a part of your show be upon this Reciprocation goes both ways. Yeah, brings the fucking money You hear that Glick? It goes both ways. We all jump by Glick immediately.
04:11:09
Speaker
I've been left in your backstage for over an hour, you motherfucker. The only time... they are Fucking lying whore. Hey, guys.
04:11:20
Speaker
You sat back there. i Fuck you. I don't even. You know, I would love to get up. I want to get up on a Tony D live because my guys are there, man.
04:11:34
Speaker
Tony D's there. Brian is there. um ah Fireman Rich, he comes up. You missed it last year. Izzy's back in the mix. I know. Fireman Rich was in here. Cash and I did our show Oh, it's been ah it's been about a month ago. Cash and And my guy, Fireman Rick.
04:11:54
Speaker
and And for those you guys who don't know, again, five years. and Five years. There's so much history for this show. So much bullshit for this show in particular.
04:12:08
Speaker
and that was a brand new the community we could have had and the people that we know a bunch of us that do live stream i actually did a broadcast there's about 35 of us that live stream if we was to all do this shit together one day like we used to and i'm gonna go ahead i gotta push rumble because rich put me on a rumble a couple years ago that g gluck you i'm starting to get going in your room now you can multi-stream like we did what happens it's already there we're just not doing it it's ridiculous we need to be up here making this happen We got the the
04:12:48
Speaker
yeah yeah highlyro i've actually become a pick our string key and just order papa that's all i needs introduction the this over yeah so i got we got them we got the technical skills we got the talents we got the captains Yeah, last night, Jody, you were live with Ted. I mean, I ain't seen Ted in a minute.
04:13:09
Speaker
Yeah, he's been kind of distant for me. Jody's been a little distant. Ted's got things going on, and that's fine. yeah I cut my restream off because i wasn't getting no numbers. I just cut it off, and I just use Rumble. I'll do the restream, and I'll put it on. Nah, it's $20 a month. I was fine with that.
04:13:23
Speaker
But Rumble, you can do it for free.
Community Building and Streaming Challenges
04:13:25
Speaker
All those channels, you can hook up seven channels for free. That's what I'm trying to do. That's what Rich was telling me a couple years ago. He said, dude, get over here. said, OK. And I looked at it. And Facebook comments don't come in.
04:13:36
Speaker
Twitter comments don't come in. But they still go it still goes out. Who? I can't. Oh, God. Why can't I remember his name? I love this dude. the yeah It was you, Brian, Ted, and JoJo.
04:13:51
Speaker
JoJo. Yeah, i mean joejo my man My man JoJo pronouncing all of them fighters. JoJo was the combat best sports guy. He knows all the fighters. UFC, m MMA. My man JoJo, you guys were all wild. You guys remember Hoist Gracie and Ken Shamrock?
04:14:08
Speaker
yeah know this Those are the OGs, right? Yeah. Okay, good. t Because that's what I remember. The Gi, right? that that they The UFC 1, UFC 2. Those were the twos I remember. I don't like a lot of what's going on now. even I just remember those motherfuckers. They just put two people together and they went at it it was those dry no nothing it. was just a fight and I loved it.
04:14:29
Speaker
Those motherfuckers were tough as shit, dude. What's going on, How you doing? oh Good evening. night Good evening, Sir Pat. Smoke is over there killing it, you know that right? Was trying to get my man smoke in here, you know how am on Smoke like when I pop into the chat it's it goes I i was trying to get my man's smoke in here you know how big i am on smoke like when i pop into the chat it's it goes
04:15:00
Speaker
stupid want talk about it i don't want talk da yeah I know. I know. Hey, yo, my man, my man, my man's in them.
04:15:14
Speaker
Jules, him and I went live together one night. Bro, we tore it up. We were live one night after I got done doing this show. We tore it up.
04:15:25
Speaker
ah No, I'm not a Jules. B-Swells. B-Swells. My man B-Swells. Bro, we do an upload on YouTube. I gotta find my animals. Hold on.
04:15:38
Speaker
As the goofy-ass white dudes on Dr. Smokes' channel, I'm a fucking rock star, man. Those cats love me, and I love those dudes.
04:15:50
Speaker
You guys gotta check out my man. Sunday Night Smokes. I couldn't believe that shit. That was funny as hell, though.
04:16:00
Speaker
That was funny as hell. Sir, Pat, what's going on with you, brother? How are you doing tonight? I was looking through. I going to him. And I was like, man, I'm digging vibe of this.
04:16:19
Speaker
We here, man. How you doing? I love seeing the other man. The unit is what it's all about. Like you said earlier, man. Yeah, that's what we used to do, though for real.
04:16:30
Speaker
I tried to push it, but everybody moved on their own way. That's fine. um I'm digging the the range glasses. Did just come back from the... I'm digging Those are for the... and don ah I'm them. I like them, I like them. them. No, no yeah I'm not making fun of them. I'm digging them, man. I like them. Are there a prescription?
04:17:00
Speaker
No, I'm taking it all on. You guys are going to laugh on the...
04:17:06
Speaker
had it on the driveway and i cut my studio lights in the room ended up working out i hate you do what you do bro they work
04:17:20
Speaker
yeah this is what we do man this is what we do everybody everybody wants to hate on old glick why i mean i've been doing what tony he's been preaching for tony am i wrong brother i've been doing everything you've been preaching for how long You've been doing your thing. You did listen for a little bit on more than one occasion you have never took that away from me Never did. I had to listen what everybody else said. Don't worry about nobody's schedule to do your own thing, which I had to do. I mean, I jumped on everybody's show. I'm all over the place. Then I just chill for a minute because even when I wanted the reciprocation, people that had a schedule, and that's fine. I would tell people, leave your notifications on, catch the replay. That's cool.
04:18:02
Speaker
I ain't going to lie. There's a lot of people brought in. I can't catch everybody no more. I'm not going to lie to you guys.
04:18:16
Speaker
Tony didn't see this on his notifications. He probably don't have his notifications on for me. I got them on. I messaged him. He could have been like, fuck you, Glick.
04:18:28
Speaker
yeah But he didn't. He didn't. i can't make it new easy for me a little bit on my tony d's voice yeah gotta gotta i gotta make and tony i got i gotta i gotta to make up I really do got to make a better effort this this coming football season if i if I get my drunk ass out of bed to to roll up for the dog. Because I'm still rolling with you, man. You know I'm still there. you know I'm still in there and I'm still active. You know I'm still in the – You're going to kick me out of your league.
04:19:05
Speaker
Bro, let me tell you about my league. No, I didn't kick you out of my league. I ain't been in your league in three years. Well, we're going to rebuild the nonsensical league this year. Let me tell you about my personal league.
04:19:16
Speaker
Oh, shit. Never mind. Tony, hit me up on the back side. And let me tell you. Hit me up on the back side. Let me tell you about my personal league. Because my personal league got blowed the fuck up.
04:19:31
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but
04:19:34
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Bro. Hey, Glick, I'm going to get out of here, buddy. I'm going to try to catch the last of that concert. Chaka, good seeing you again, brother. Appreciate you, Chaka. We'll catch up.
04:19:45
Speaker
Bishop, much love to you, brother. My favorite pirate. You guys all take care, too. I'm out. You guys be well. I don't know how to get out of here. and I just ran into the door.
04:19:57
Speaker
Oh, who left? Wait, who left? That's not Bischoff. Bischoff left. Bischoff left. His wife just got off work. He had to leave. um Sorry. Bischoff left.
04:20:09
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No, Tony. Dude, I gotta tell you. The nonsensical league. Mike is so glitchy and I on end or show fast thinkas is
04:20:28
Speaker
i'm digging the fucking yeah tony uh the nonsensical league i'm gonna rebuild this year so if you want to get in into that i mike it's a little better now go ahead
04:20:46
Speaker
maybe we do this ladies and gentlemen just so you know we want to make sure our audio and our video is good before we keep this shit going just for the record i ain't the mayor for nothing he can't be back
04:20:57
Speaker
he can't be better he can't come back trust me you know what i should have started that the mayor is back in the building ladies they told me leave it alone i left it alone dude you know how much people hate when you and i fucking hang out together i know i know you're boy i hope you know tony d you're my boy man i already know we still gotta fight i already know yeah Fuck what everybody says, man. You my dog.
04:21:25
Speaker
You my dog. You my dog. Like I said, you want motherfucker to be there like i'm there. That's all. I'm moving on everything over to TikTok for a minute. I just talked about talked about like, man, I ain't never had nobody that's going to be there if I need them.
04:21:44
Speaker
And this is real this is real fucking talk because I've been drinking for a hot minute and I've drank a lot. It's real fucking talk. Tony, you can look at me like that all the fuck you want.
04:21:55
Speaker
You know I'd be there for you in a minute, and I don't damn well you'd be there for me in a minute. Tell me I'm wrong. Tell me I'm wrong. No, that's going to be there. That's solid. Yeah. Solid shit hit the fan. They don't want none of this.
04:22:07
Speaker
I'm older and I'm hurting but I still got a few moves left that you don't know i i know You know what I say brother i got five good fights left to me I gotta say one of them fights for Tony D. God damn it. I'm saving one of them Fights Trust me. I got a few pet. It sounds like a little bit of an echo. That's all Just so you know, how are you? ah Are you a totally different fan or were you a random youtuber?
04:22:37
Speaker
I've never met him. don't think I've met him. I like to find out where people come from, man. exactly I'm sorry. I'm from Illinois. okchca I'm sorry on my board. I had my reboot. There you Are you a Trinity D fan are you a random YouTube scroller?
04:23:06
Speaker
No, I was just scrolling, and when I caught you guys, I was like, man, going check it out for a second. I always try and give everybody a chance. you know On our show, we say live, love, and laugh.
04:23:18
Speaker
and On your show? oh Yeah. My gosh. her Pat, try this, because you got a really bad lag.
04:23:30
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Refresh your web browser, and then come back in. and see if that helps you got a really bad leg
04:23:40
Speaker
Tony D and I are over here doing technical support and shit how's things been going man how are you been brother ain't been healthy so they've been healthy nah I still heard from when I got sick a few years ago it's still going through that shit I'm still going to do it. It's starting to cost me now.
04:24:04
Speaker
You still working? I'm listening two to three days a week. I'm too tired. I'm not lying. I'm not lying. They're so tired of me out there.
04:24:18
Speaker
They are. I'm serious. I am home. shared pan that
04:24:26
Speaker
Do a bite check real quick, Pat. Let's see what's going on here.
04:24:33
Speaker
Sir Pat, what you guys do on your show, man? What you guys do? Our show is comedy.
04:24:42
Speaker
Nice. That's what this show is about. but i mean It's comedy, but it's also a real life. it's It's real life, man. because We got our regulars. We got our cat. We know about people. We we learn about people. we we yeah mean it's it's it's it's ah It's a combination of internet and real life. You know what I mean? I was digging everybody's budget. I didn't think that you would when I said thank for joining it, it's amazing how quickly you just... Oh, I love the chatterbox. And like I said, I've been doing this particular show. What happened?
04:25:31
Speaker
I don't know. My might my my mic randomly muted. but I've been doing this particular show for five years. as of yeah Yeah, this weekend. It's five years. And Tony D knows. Tony D is one of my OG co-hosts.
04:25:46
Speaker
like The Saturday box is... Oh, that's why my mic muted. What's up, Rock? What's good, bro?
04:25:57
Speaker
What's up, Tony?
04:26:01
Speaker
Let's go, man. What's up, man?
04:26:12
Speaker
you came in to fix your moderation you funny my man my man wanna be good my man i appreciate you coming through that time man you're ready i got you it's all good it's all good dude after all the ogs back tonight jeff was here earlier dude jeff came in tonight no way Oh, you know all hell's going to break to loose because Jeff was on the panel tonight.
04:26:47
Speaker
Wow. And Tony, you warned me about that one. I only slipped for a second. I had have to slip out. so i not not Not Jeff, but the other person.
04:26:57
Speaker
You warned me. Listen, I tried to leave shit alone. Then I started getting attacked, and I'm like...
04:27:05
Speaker
bur em listen i got mine yeah i wouldn do horse but got my boy i didn't worry i wasn't worried about him until he started he came to me one time i said look just call me i said yo what the fuck's wrong with he's going to do something up here don't know what the fuck's going on he's always going through something up about this smile whoa this motherfucker bro and then i watched a couple of videos and i was like i have i me talk about did you know about this you know about that see i heard about yeah look into you' legal a shit no good fuck everybody knew about it because i it you never talked about oh yeah gli oh yeah about it and i didn't blast them
04:27:52
Speaker
well well enough for what i wanted to see yeah no i mean yeah and muffins muffles gotta move on with their lives i don't know what you know his shit didn't bother me he didn't go around talking about it people would bring it up he'll say something here's something there listen people will act like this and act like that call them out if you want to where's it going to get you we all we all got i don't know i don't got no skeletons and my skeletons so i hope none of you off i mean i got skeletons in my closet
04:28:24
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But I don't got skeletons. I got where he was coming from. Do what you got to do to go get it. Yeah, but I mean, at the end of the day, like certain subjects and certain topics I didn't shy away from. However, that's a touchy road that old boy was doing and it was on his ass.
04:28:50
Speaker
Those who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones. Which is why I didn't throw any. Let me be clear. I've got stones I can't throw.
04:29:02
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Again. I've got let people be. and trust me when the real show up and the fake don't that's all you need to know yeah i mean i um i'm not pointing no numbers and no fingers at nobody for real i'm just going ahead to say this everybody comes on here they got a specific image if you got to go that deep to look into somebody i don't look that deep into no god damn body you are who you are i'm going on about my life the same way you want on about yours yep don't follow me don't put me out there because i ain't putting you out there and if you come up to me i'll probably come back
04:29:34
Speaker
but That's where I stand at the end of the day You want to come at me and you want to feel some sort of way at the end of the day go ahead
04:29:44
Speaker
i input I Mean everybody was it was it was there was a couple of messes that I went to outside of you trust me at end of the day You ain't nothing but a fucking Google search away and I don't need it that bad. I just go in by my wife Yeah. no No, I'm just i'm just on the air. I'm just trying to have a good time, man. I'm trying to have fun. Tony have we ever had any conversation outside of just trying to have fun?
04:30:12
Speaker
Uh-oh. Rock Lee. Have we ever had any conversation outside of having booked? Yeah, we did. Yeah, we did. I remember. Listen, listen. One time, you called me a Yeti, and it's unforgivable. We're going to bring this up right now. Let's talk about You're a baby squatch. You haven't reached your full Sasquatchian potential. I mean, you might.
04:30:42
Speaker
Yeah, but you call me a Yeti. That's just disrespectful. Well, you know what? You know what? you know what Sometimes... Yetis are Asian. that is good freedom yeah But at the end of the day, like, oh don't don't fucking come at me like you're some kind of fucking prophet.
04:31:03
Speaker
Uh-huh.
04:31:05
Speaker
Bend Oregon speaks a lot of truth. And I know you're watching...
04:31:17
Speaker
I got nothing do with that. Nobody has anything to do with it. That me. I got nothing to do with that. No, that is me. Honestly, I think it was me. as That is me and me only because because i know Jeff was up in here tonight. Jeff popped in tonight.
04:31:34
Speaker
Mudo, bring your stupid ass up in here. Don't, don't, don't. We're just going to hang out in the chat.
04:31:45
Speaker
I got OGs in the building. I got i got one of the OG-est motherfuckers up in here. a man, Tony D. I hit him up on Snapchat. His response was, Jesus H. Christ. gly the robot dog hit the lake I take a piss in. I gotta get some beverages. so with me in charge to Actually, you know what?
04:32:10
Speaker
A little throwback. Tony D, you're in charge. Well, you done fucked up now. I done fucked up. You done fucked up now. I put my man Tony D in charge.
04:32:25
Speaker
I'm going to take a piss and going to grab my beverage. You done fucked up now. I don't even know what I can do over here. don't have my old settings.
04:32:37
Speaker
other damn way who needs to come up mo dog he wants you up here if you're available i can't believe this show lasted five years let me be clear nobody can believe this show lasted five years this show's going on about as long as married with children nobody thought it would last um
04:32:57
Speaker
but this made it y'all made sure of it this is your fault this is your fault
04:33:07
Speaker
But Rock Lee, what's good with you, man?
04:33:12
Speaker
Is everybody on mute or is it just me? no No, no, no, no, no. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. I'm sorry. i i i'm there i saw I'm sorry, Tony. I was letting you do your thing. I'm good, bro.
04:33:24
Speaker
I'm good. I just put out an album, bro. It only took five years. He asked me at the beginning of this. At the beginning of this resolution network being started to put out an album. It only took five years put out seven songs, but That's the business. I'm watching guys go through it. Now, Pat, I know we didn't give you a chance to speak about what you got going on. it was a bit of a delay.
04:33:45
Speaker
Promote yourself if you don't mind, please. Yes, sir
04:33:54
Speaker
Well, you have the chance now. Now, now, now, now, now. Slobberknocker's back. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's over now. Ugh.
04:34:06
Speaker
Welcome back, Swabba Locker.
04:34:12
Speaker
I haven't had drink since Christmas. Can you believe it? No shit. Really? What made you quit? Wait a minute. No, she's...
04:34:27
Speaker
I apologize. Oh, your wife knows what's up, man. Tony D.
04:34:42
Speaker
shockka i apologize i apologize
04:34:47
Speaker
oh you're watching no one's self iter shit happen
04:34:56
Speaker
That was not intentional. My apologies. That was not intentional. Sorry, Chaka. Glick, I was going to get Pat to check the floor. Let him promote himself real a quick.
04:35:09
Speaker
who Oh, yeah. No, Pat. Absolutely. Promote yourself. Make sure you follow us, man. I want to check out your guys' just fucking streaming, man. Oh, I definitely will.
04:35:24
Speaker
Purple crowning masks up in here. Come and say hi, We literally have like an hour and a half. Sir Pat Knight, drop guys' YouTube in the in the chat so I can put it up there.
04:35:38
Speaker
and Let the man talk, Lick. Let the man talk. right Let the man talk. Pat, you got the floor, bro. Shocker. I apologize. I wasn't even trying.
04:35:56
Speaker
you go, Pat. The floor is yours, buddy.
04:36:02
Speaker
Man, no, I run a channel called Lounge and Laugh Livestream. It's just like a comedy channel.
04:36:10
Speaker
It's basically we've been doing it for like three years.
04:36:19
Speaker
I really hope you have somebody else on your channel that is way better
04:36:27
Speaker
dude, I like you Pat, man I like Pat, man He showed up in here with his ranging glasses on And he took them off because he thought I was making fun of him Nah bro, put them on man Where's that Lounge and Laugh Do stream on YouTube? where do you Where are you streaming at, Pat?
04:36:49
Speaker
YouTube, dumbass.
04:36:56
Speaker
but YouTube only, bro. Gotcha, gotcha. Okay, I'm a subscribe right now. Fucking moron. I'm trying to get him to put it in the chat.
04:37:06
Speaker
Damn you, Tony D, you homewrecker. Hey, you ain't even heard my man sing yet. You done wrecked your home and you ain't even heard him sing yet. o Tony D with the smooth vocals, huh? How come you ain't never said nothing like that to me, bud? I'm not singing to you again yet. Tony D got the pipes, son. He got the pipes, son.
04:37:32
Speaker
I know you got the pipes, man, because I'm telling you right now, it's very rare where I've met another black person that ain't got some sort of pipe in there. All black people got pipes.
04:37:45
Speaker
Yep, I'm just saying, man. I agree, Shaka. I agree. Sir Pat, props to you for just jumping in on anything. No, I like ah Sir Pat Knight. I like you, dude. dig your vibe, man.
04:38:04
Speaker
i want to check out your YouTube channel, but no, I dig your vibe. I like what you're doing. and you know that I'm sorry that you walked into this. ah you so am I. So am I.
04:38:18
Speaker
so because this is yeah we we we have messed up in this on nonsensical nonsense but totally totally totally he's like i i don't want me to sing i'm gonna turn my camera off for a minute i'm trying make something eat i don't want walk around the kitchen on your damn bro oh i guess the first time you ever made something to eat on this show you like and
04:38:49
Speaker
Oh, shocking. Tony D wants to eat.
04:38:55
Speaker
i got your I got your link right there, buddy. There you go. There it is. there it is That's what I've been looking for. there you go. very much here i got all you guys, too.
04:39:08
Speaker
yeah If you're watching this, go ahead and give the Lounge and Laugh live stream a follow right here on YouTube. I'm back in the building hanging out.
04:39:19
Speaker
Shooting the shit. Hey, Rock Lee. that What's that? What's going on, man? Are we allowed to talk about... Oh, yeah. Are we allowed to talk about... Woo! No, forget me.
04:39:36
Speaker
Sarge is here. And yes, the answer to your question, Sarge, is yes. I got it. Did you get it? ah Yeah, but I got small. I got a big-ass head, apparently, so I have to send it back. I got to get the large size.
04:39:49
Speaker
That's the great thing about YouTube. What's up, man? I crashed earlier. I worked and came home. What's good, Sasha? you doing? What's up, Tony D? How you doing, brother? I'm good. I'm good.
04:40:01
Speaker
Yeah, I was I got to get some shit ready for a photo shoot tomorrow. I was like, let me jump on YouTube and... Man, when I swung by, it felt like it was like 10 feet deep up in this bitch, man. I was like, motherfuckers are on it right now. Gentlemen, welcome to the Network. the sounds click come up We're about beers deep, my first one, so cheers.
04:40:30
Speaker
cheers had drink somebody yeah just crazy Tony, you still never elaborated on that. What made you... just because just took a break money-wise. My money got tight, so i just slowed down.
04:40:42
Speaker
Yeah, I got you. Sounds like Tony got tired of wrecking homes and shit. He was like, I better back up off. I've been telling you all for a long ass time. He's got his glasses on now. He's trying to be sorry to Welcome to the Nonsensical Network, Nonsensical Network, Network.
04:41:05
Speaker
so The show is over. Welcome to Nonsensical Network, where Glick hates veterans.
04:41:19
Speaker
Somebody clip that. Somebody clip that. There goes your ratings. Hey, Rock Lee, no more liquid IV for you. yeah This stuff's my famous show a long time ago. No more liquid IV for you. Well, I know that shit ain't true because I've been balls deep in that motherfucker's throat. So, you know. Well, that was...
04:41:48
Speaker
well that was It's too bad the purple crayons were bigger than your dick. got to work what you got. You know what I'm saying? Amen to that, brother. Amen to that, brother.
04:42:03
Speaker
What's up, Chaka? I see you out there. How you doing, man? Also, that was satirical. It was not serious. I love our vets. It's live and you're done, son. Fuck you. Canceled like a motherfucker. Especially right now. Holy shit. Let me share that out real quick. That was horrible, Simon. We at war, and you're going to say some shit like that? Rocky keeps muting me as I'm talking. I'm not. I swear, man. ain't doing that. Rocky, you have to come to Ohio, just so you know.
04:42:41
Speaker
I plan on it. I plan on it, man. we i you I mean, you have to. Oh, yeah. we No, no, no, no, no. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You have to come to Iowa. Okay. Are we all set? Are we all set? Like, on every one? You want me to get the info?
04:43:02
Speaker
Get the info, man. ah I'll get it. I'll get it. I'll ah yeah i'll i'll get everything from Gavin. A rock. Just for the record. I supposed to be up there two years ago for wedding that never happened. So that's why I haven't been up there. Yeah, me too, by the way.
04:43:22
Speaker
ah <unk> did you see the video, Rocky? I did see the video. So you want me to get the info? I do want you to get the info, please. I'll get it. I'll get it.
04:43:35
Speaker
This motherfucker getting married again. Nah.
04:43:41
Speaker
Tony said again. This motherfucker getting married as much as I changed my boxers and shit. listen He's got more women on that beard. Look at him, man. He's got you all.
04:43:58
Speaker
He's got more women on that beard. Is this show about the end or no? Kayla's asleep right now. She'll be whipping his fucking ass. She's out there watching murder shows. She might be asleep. I don't know.
04:44:14
Speaker
Take care, Shaka. Take care, Shaka. Brother, i appreciate you being here tonight, man. She's over there watching murder shows figuring out how to feed your ass to the pig. You're trying to figure out how to murder both of us just so you know, Moe Dogg.
04:44:29
Speaker
Not me, man. Yeah, you, Mr. I'm going to call her Kaylee. Yeah, yeah, you are. Here's the fucking driven snow, man. what are you talking to about You're on the list too, son bitch. Call her Kaylee.
04:44:43
Speaker
that's That's my alter ego, man. That's not me. yeah She knows that by now. Whatever the case may be you're on the list too, Bubba. They're going to find us looking gay as fuck.
04:44:54
Speaker
Won't be the first list. And her and Jersey are going to position us. I'm like, man. I eat my hot dogs like a taco.
04:45:07
Speaker
So what's up, man? Congrats on five years, dude. going to jump up earlier, and I literally fucking passed out sitting in my fucking chair, man. Well, not passed out from drinking, just tired. of Well, you're old, and I and i understand. Right, Pat? It's like my hot dogs from side to side. Like Rihanna said. sad to I'm not a singer. You can sing that right here.
04:45:32
Speaker
yeah and i can't I can't believe that this fucking show has survived five fucking years, bro why who do I'll say it again. We've been boycotting.
04:45:43
Speaker
We've been blocked. We've been banned. We've we've we've been canceled. like yeah Y'all keep trying. Y'all keep knocking on all the doors, man.
04:45:54
Speaker
y'all Y'all so fucking mad. Y'all hate me. But I'm still fucking here. It's because you're like herpes, dude. You ain't gonna fuck away, man.
04:46:06
Speaker
Rack you a shit not anymore buddy not anymore that wait five years for this rocks up dad you here know i know i know i know i'll put my students and you i'm touch one but up in this bitch rocky has said it rack lee rocky how you or have you not said it man You've been through it. You've been through it. The fires, they were meant to burn you down and your stupid ass is still fucking standing, bro. you know, i know, right? you Welcome to the Rock Sensical Network, man. The Rock Sensical Network. He had conversations and he was like, i can't believe you're still doing nonsensical nonsense, dude. like
04:46:57
Speaker
He was like, you've crossed so many lines. People hate you. people People have tried, and you just keep going, dude. Cheers, man. Cheers.
04:47:09
Speaker
That's what happens when you're a legend in your own mind. I appreciate everybody here. Cheers to you, man. Cheers. Let me get Pepsi. knows. Fucking hashtag white privilege up in the building. Why did I choose you? You know, I just, I i asked myself why did try to do that?
04:47:29
Speaker
Click the network's been through everything except you actually opening that fucking closet door and coming out, dude. That's that's all there is. I feel I came out on more than one occasion.
04:47:40
Speaker
Where's Scotto at when I need him? Where's my Scotto? Where's my Scotto at when need him? Gentlemen, gentlemen, just to the record, cheers. Cheers, Tony. Dude, I really have not had a drink December. had alcohol Christmas.
04:48:00
Speaker
let's go you on me yeah i haven't had any since christmas Hell yeah, man. Hell yeah, Tony. That's awesome. I mean, Tony, you you you you you're an OG, man. You've seen what I've been through. You've danced with that devil with me.
04:48:18
Speaker
My man has literally danced with that devil with me. and the pal moonlight Rocky is also seen as Rocky's next remix. Hey, remade that track.
04:48:31
Speaker
Tony, you don't know what i'm talking about. Tony, you know what I'm talking about. Immortal Technique, Dance with the Devil. I remade that track from scratch. Good. oh I got to get with you about a couple of things, too.
04:48:42
Speaker
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Tony, do you seen me dance with the devil on more than one occasion. I keep dancing with a devil. Yeah. Tony D's an OG, man. that's That's my guy. Everybody wants Tony D and I to hate each other, but Tony D's my guy, man.
04:49:00
Speaker
I love this dude. I know. he i knowt Look at him. He's like this motherfucker. If he doesn't stop telling me that he loves me.
04:49:09
Speaker
Tony, you've seen me dance with the devil. You've seen people come at me. You've seen people feel some sort of way about me. and And I just keep doing what I do, man. and and And you guys on the panel, outside of Sir Pat, who's new here, and that you know like you guys see me. yeah I am who I am, motherfuckers.
04:49:29
Speaker
Motherfucker! Rock with the chair. mobile How long will you win if you don't mind me asking? did three times. Twelve years. I did 20 in the National Guard. I retired.
04:49:42
Speaker
um I'm in the VFW. So big ups to you for real. Big ups to you, brother. Thanks for putting your name on that blank check. Absolutely. Yeah, I wish I'd never got out, man. I thought I was making the right decision for the family and shit because my kids were five and three. I came back from my last deployment. My three-year-old looked at me like, didn't know who the fuck I was.
04:50:00
Speaker
But it's all good, man.
04:50:06
Speaker
Tony did not notice like you did, so I'm just going to leave that. I noticed it earlier when I was watching earlier. I know but he didn't notice it at all. And his headphones are in his ear. what i'm right are in They're directly in his ear. I did that earlier, Rocky, and nobody heard it.
04:50:25
Speaker
What did I miss, damn it? I am... I am...
04:50:32
Speaker
but makes You He was like, I don't know if that's on the show or if that's on the other. He's shit. that Basically, the whitest guy on the panel is more ghetto than the two black guys on the panel. Because I just ignored it. I heard it. Yeah. Just because I behave doesn't mean that I will. ok
04:51:04
Speaker
Man, when Shaman came up, every time Shaman talked, I pushed up my every single time. I had it on i just clicked it earlier and nobody, Shaman and Jedi, the I even remember who was all on the panel, but i like I had it on and I had it on for a good hour.
04:51:27
Speaker
power, and nobody wreck it nobody heard it. Nobody paid it any attention. I'm over here losing my fucking mind.
04:51:40
Speaker
It's driving me crazy. i had to put away two English muffins. I'm sorry. I needed that. did that shit last week when fucking shaman stepped outside to do something, man. Rock-plated for, i know, at least fucking ten chirps, man. Motherfucker didn't even hear it. We were like, shaman, you hear that shit? Like, shaman, what's going on, man? Kayla, or Kaylee, for you, Moe Dog, she was out in the living room. she like She went out to the living room. Now, mind you, before she went to the living room, this is how, this is this is this is the emotional trauma that
04:52:16
Speaker
and and the PTSD and whatever bullshit that her and I have, all the bullshit we've been through, Tony you know what I'm talking about? Broccoli, you know what I'm talking about? the mo daughter you i thought you were talking about her living with you.
04:52:29
Speaker
but She was like, she she was sitting down on the bed and she was doing homework. God bless that fucking woman because apparently we're doing a show tomorrow.
04:52:40
Speaker
Um, And she was doing homework and she was taking notes and she she got done and she got up and she's like, I'm not mad at you. You didn't do anything wrong. I'm in no way upset. I'm going to go out to the living room on the couch and I'm going to watch my murder shows. And I was like, you her and you remember okay I I'm actually lying, but it's been nice knowing you.
04:53:12
Speaker
Oh, sorry. I got to tell you crap, man. my so nu just show so and So I was like, are you sure I didn't i didn't didn't do anything wrong or anything like that? This is the world I live in. And then and then when I ordered in more beer, i was like, fuck, we're halfway through the show and I've drank damn near all my beer.
04:53:33
Speaker
and And I went out there and i was like, Yeah, don't make it no easier for her to kill you. Jesus Christ. We'll know when kayle when Kaylee does the show by herself tomorrow. We'll know.
04:53:45
Speaker
We'll know. We can't do the show by herself. but Dude, how are the kids? How are the kids, honestly? Dude, Tony I got to talk to you about this woman.
04:53:56
Speaker
I know I've said this before, but dude, I got to talk to you about this woman, bro. Bro. Bro. Don't look at me like that. Don't shoot. Why is Tony D in the driver's seat?
04:54:10
Speaker
ah Hang on. Pause for a second, Glick. I just met Tony. Actually, I think I think i met Tony maybe three months ago. Hang on, Glick. Hang on. I saw Tony do this and I read that motherfucker's mind. Here's what he was thinking. Oh, my God. Not the fuck again.
04:54:28
Speaker
I said it before and I'm going to say it again. How many girlfriends are on your beard, motherfuckers?
04:54:34
Speaker
Hey, I wish I could defend myself She makes my lunches, bro No, no, no, no, I I locked in I locked in I'm no no not no i locked in i locked in i'm
04:55:01
Speaker
I don't know. You try it again. That's what it is. You try it again. I get it. We're the suppressor working through your gayness, man. I'm going strong, brother. I literally looked her dead in the face when we was on vacation.
04:55:17
Speaker
i looked at her a dead ass in the face. How long have you done that? Dead ass. said, you know what the part is? is every broken person I come across, every broken woman I come across, I take care of them. I take care of in a relationship or a friendship.
04:55:43
Speaker
so I take care of that person. and to your relationship relationship keep going Or situationship. I take care of them long enough to know they don't fucking need me.
04:55:55
Speaker
And I show them that they don't need me and And at the end of the day, i look like an asshole and they are better um for for being with me.
04:56:10
Speaker
This fucking woman looked me dead ass in the fucking eyes. Dead ass in the fucking eyes. And said, not any anymore.
04:56:22
Speaker
How long have you known her?
04:56:25
Speaker
We've been the together six months. How long have you known her? Six months. sure Okay. I ain't never had nobody look me dead ass in the motherfucking eyes. I don't know what's going to fucking happen. This is the night I need my liquor.
04:56:44
Speaker
I'm wrong. At the end of the day, that just proves my point. It just proves my point. All I do is help people. All I do is... is having You know yourself out there for women.
04:56:57
Speaker
They're there for you. Things work out for a minute. I don't know why it breaks up. Yeah, it is. a I'm like Sam Beckett from Quantum Leap, bro.
04:57:09
Speaker
Ladies and gentlemen, we got three minutes left. I want to thank you all for watching this show. for this life tell me At least humble, Glick. At least you're humble, man.
04:57:22
Speaker
um I'm like, fuck it. No, it's not. there has nothing to with humbleness or anything like that. it we We play our role, man.
04:57:35
Speaker
Spell role. we play it we we We play our role. Spell dog. I'll be impressed. What the fuck? This is how i know how many beers he's had. Because after 20 beers, he starts slurring his speech.
04:57:50
Speaker
Well, this is right around 19. Thank you. and Tony lee only Only one person.
04:58:05
Speaker
I knew you you guys know who she is. Actually, but i got yelled at last week. Okay, which one? No, that's right.
04:58:20
Speaker
I
04:58:23
Speaker
was on vacation. Everybody went to bed. And I was like, all these bitches went to bed. And I'm still there. It was for the record, Rock. I'm still counting. Yeah, okay. Go ahead.
04:58:34
Speaker
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because I was about to say, like, wait a minute. i suppose i said recognize I said, fuck it. everybody's Everybody down gone to bed. I'm still up drinking.
04:58:46
Speaker
I'm going to get on TikTok. And I got on TikTok. And this person came into the life and she was chatting and everything like that. And then she left and she went to bed and my man, Angel, and and and my girl. Let me give you a hint. You're starting to sound like liy Get to the point.
04:59:06
Speaker
Anyways. total story loans I need Hoojies. Um. She left the live stream and my man Angel was like, ah bro, what the fuck?
04:59:21
Speaker
And I'm going to tell you guys this. And Rocky and I already had this conversation.
04:59:30
Speaker
ah Her name rhymes with No, no, no, no, no. See, you're asking for it. Just don't. and we We get it. yeah you know' We don't need to know who her name is. I don't know, so y'all you'all stop on me. That's what I'm saying. You're recriminating everybody else in this call. Just stop. ba who Her name rhymes with Shmummer.
04:59:54
Speaker
Stupid. Go ahead. All right, I'm out. I'm out. sniff oh no oh no no no no No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no. What what girl name? What's the first girl name that comes to your mind? No. Anything you're thinking.
05:00:20
Speaker
No. This is him trying to play his white privilege, man. Anything you're thinking. I need another beer. I'll be back.
05:00:31
Speaker
Yep, me too. I need beer, buddy. My man, Angel and his wife, as and she like you that they both were like, what in the actual fuck? And I'm like, no.
05:00:48
Speaker
No, no, no, no, no. The greatest thing about it was, Tony d you know this. Rock you know this. i never got to speak my I never got to speak my truth.
05:01:04
Speaker
Tony, you were there the night that I lost my mind on that stupid bitch. that's Sorry, that's incredibly hurtful. Tony, you were there the night that I got to speak truth.
05:01:19
Speaker
And Tony and you and Jeff both were like, Don't say my name. I didn't say shit. I say shit. Jeff did. yeah you and You and Jeff were both there. Jeff said it. I didn't say Jack.
05:01:32
Speaker
You said it You didn't have to say it with your words, but you said it with your face. And outside of that, and outside that.
05:01:44
Speaker
I'll be for the record. There's only one that I don't think they're going to say anything against. A year ago, I finally got to say my truth. And I finally got to speak my mind to her.
05:01:57
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And ultimately, at the end of the day, the end of the day, despite all the bullshit, despite all the bullshit, despite all the bullshit, despite all the drama, despite anything, I told her, I said, I'm going to speak my mind.
05:02:13
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the bullshit despite all the dma despite anything i told her i said i ah i won speak my mind I'm going to say everything I never got to say to you.
05:02:25
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But, you know the friendship was we should never went to the left. We should have stayed friends. That's what I wanted more than anything. That's the goddamn thing i ever wanted to say to her.
05:02:42
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And she took every bit of it. She took... Cut this shit out. And she fucking owned that shit, man. and And we're friends now. And that's how we are.
05:02:53
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We're friends now. But I gotta speak my piece. She took every bit of it. She took all three dimensions, motherfucker. she Just all all one and a half inches.
05:03:03
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He's like, thanks, Mo' Don, but no. So for those of you who are going to throw this out there because I was on TikTok one night and I had actually just met somebody. Glick popped up and she was saying where she was from and I was saying that I was familiar where she was from. And Glick was like, then he stopped and then he said, let me go.
05:03:28
Speaker
You know, it was like the first time she popped up and I was like, It was the first had you met of somebody else and we was talking about where he was from and everything. She's going to gang show. Okay, cool. going be there.
05:03:40
Speaker
She was getting familiar and she was saying what she was like. Oh yeah, remember but that. know all this. And Glick was like, what the fuck is going on on here? I like nothing, dog. She's like 18 years younger than me. I was not going to do Yes, she was cute, but it was and your face was fucking hilarious.
05:03:55
Speaker
That was the funniest. I should have saved that clip because Glick was like, I was like, is this really fucking happening? My face got no chill. My face got chill. If you know the past few months, the past six months up there at least, my prom date here popped up one night and they started Q&A on her. right Yeah. my real I got real people over there.
05:04:17
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I got some real people over there. i got a...
05:04:20
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It's been true. Cause they found somebody from my past pops up. They were like, Oh, we got to ask her this. So what's he like? What's he like? And even karma was up there one day and talked to one of the other exes. It was pretty good. It was pretty good. It was pretty good. No, I say, I got that because when people come up from 20 years ago, they were like, no, he's for real. He's this, this, this. It was like, Oh really?
05:04:48
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Moe Dogg, let me properly introduce you to man, Tony D. My man, Tony D. It's five years. You it five minutes ago. Yeah. Welcome to your network, Rock. yeah We already introduced ourselves, man.
05:05:02
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You know what? Fuck you, Moe Dogg. Fuck you, Tony You know? Rock, what's going on here? We'll be sniffing each other out and shit, man. I ain't. I ain't. ain't.
05:05:14
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mean i that give You know what happened? That happened minute three into your 23 minute fucking short story. You know what? Fuck the veterans. I don't give a fuck about no veterans. Oh my word, bro. Stop. Click. I have to go back and censor all of this now. White privilege leaves him out the air, just for the record. Damn!
05:05:43
Speaker
If I was the audio editor, I'd just go get a bar about you. I love my veterans. I love my veterans. I love my veterans. Considering everybody on the panel except you as a fucking vet, I would hope so, man. You know? It's just you and... Rock fucking serve, man.
05:06:08
Speaker
Are you serious? I bet you. but Motherfucker. He's more than just a token on your goddamn network, man. Yes. Yes, sir. He used to call me that. That shit's offensive. I don't know nothing about token, but... What the fuck is Wait a minute. Was that a Miller High Life?
05:06:26
Speaker
It was. Cheers to you. That's some good shit. That's some good shit. you really a veteran, that. It feels like stolen valor, though, so I don't like talking about it, really. I just told Sarge about it a little bit. to just a little bit ah Especially when we brought up the food.
05:06:49
Speaker
I just brought it up to make a feel bad. like sounds yeah I got 20 years at National Guard. Anybody want to smoke, come talk to a retiree. hit Yeah, that's real. That's real right there. come talk tour And I'm civil service right now, so I got 14 years civil service 20 years ago, 31 years Air Force. hol chap That's where I fucked up, man. You can still go be civil service.
05:07:11
Speaker
You know, I mean, we don't have many regrets in life, but that is one that I didn't like continue that shit on when I got out. But yeah. i guess that was they I learned that from the older heads. They was always telling me, get your 20 no matter what.
05:07:23
Speaker
Because I was going to get out. but they told me this thing I did. we got off We got off the plane, man. I'm standing on the fucking tarmac, and my son was five. My daughter was three. i had No, I did. here My oldest. My son comes running out and hugs me. We're in our cams and shit. My daughter is hiding behind my... She's my ex now, but...
05:07:43
Speaker
hiding behind her because she didn't know who this fucking strange man was that was like approaching her and shit, you know? And I was like, that shit hit like a fucking brick wall. And I was like, my oldest was on, I went, I was over there for Iraqi freedom.
05:07:54
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my oldest is all um went i was over there for all iraqi freedom When we came back, my oldest was about two and one or three. And he reached out for me when I came back. And I'm like, OK, it'll be a minute before I go. Now, I went three times.
05:08:08
Speaker
But right now, he's 25. He's over there now in the room. oh My baby boy's 12. I'm glad I'm retired. yeah Because being a father matters. And that shit, it hits home when you're overseas. You can't be there for your kids. I didn't do that at all. See?
05:08:22
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and i so with them i didn't do i didn't do that at all see Basically, this chick, she told me that she was pregnant, and I went and elicited immediately, and I haven't seen them since.
05:08:36
Speaker
Are you serious? No. No. No, I'm not serious. Stop fucking lying. You bad is what they say about the other guy, you son of a bitch.
05:08:47
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I said, man, going go out and get me some milk in Newports real quick. I'll be right back. And I went right to the recruiting office. Take me away. Please. Take me.
05:08:58
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I'll take any ranch, man. Just throw me in. They got room for you. Trust me. Don't ever tell them that again. Actually, I tried. I tried to go back. The knee injury that took me out of it, they they told me I was unfit. What branch were you?
05:09:12
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Air Force. Air Force Base Phoenix. oh lord yeah
05:09:24
Speaker
What year?
05:09:27
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eight seen 18? eighteen oh this was recently. yeah Yeah. Yes. 15, retired. What happened? quick See, Tony, that's me, man. I'll be up here with these young dudes and shit. I'm 61, right? They'll be like,
05:09:44
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They'll be talking about shit. And I'm like, man, I got fucking hoodies older than this motherfucker, man. Dude, I'm 53. I'm already with June will be 11 years of retirement. char he is like 143 years old. Black dog crack.
05:09:56
Speaker
Fuck you. My dick is 104 inches long. He's my ass. Didn't he say his dick is only four inches long? I'm sorry.
05:10:08
Speaker
hundred yall pick up on Tony said 104. Glick heard was four. Four. Exactly. It's four inches long. ah ah Y'all wrong. Black dicks and small.
05:10:24
Speaker
Tony D's act like this is the first time he's had a deal with my stupid drunk. Which one of us gives a better impact? That's all I got to say. Hey, bro, I'm over six foot tall and I'm 300 pounds bringing the heat. I'm just saying. I'm 6'2", 240. Guess where the 40 is at? Oh, boy. Oh, tiny man. I'm 6'2", 240. I'm sick.
05:10:53
Speaker
I've never had a woman tell me that. That's cool. Tony, I didn't know that you served. I didn't know that you served. Tony D, all you gotta do is talk to a woman to satisfy her brother. Three tours, I'll wreck you freedom, honestly. Cheers.
05:11:05
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Cheers, no problem. And trust me, as a National Guardsman, I did a lot of active duty work, even though I was still in the Guard. Rocky, you're in charge. Where you at, Tony? Where you stay, man? I live in Georgia now, but i was in the Guard in know Alabama. I was an F-16 aircraft mechanic.
05:11:22
Speaker
And now work depo on F-15s. I don't give a fuck what anybody says. Tony, you're going to hit you with that voice? Tony, you're hit you with that saying? in Tony, you're going to bitches. Yeah, like I think you're right, Rock. I'm counting maybe 19 beers in. Yeah, I'm thinking about 19. You guys are talking. You just did it wrong. Tony, you got act like you're okay. This ain't the first time. You
05:12:01
Speaker
I want to do this little karaoke, man. We're the after show at. Oh, shit. We're over 12 hours or six hours. Oh, my God. Oh, no, never mind. and We're only at five hours. We got 45 minutes.
05:12:12
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I'm watching, man. don't want to leave you alone, man. Oh, Moe Doggy, you want sing for us tonight? Don't do it.
05:12:24
Speaker
Doggy,
05:12:26
Speaker
You want to do an after show? You want to do like, kill okay, bro. I can't stay up too late. I got a photo shoot in the morning, so. Gay! Gay! Like you are.
05:12:41
Speaker
Sorry. What up, that's good. Right, Kato? Gay! mean, that's only been in the comments for fucking 15 minutes. I don't know. I'm down for doing the work. Yeah, it was Saturday night, but everybody...
05:12:56
Speaker
air Gentlemen, I'm going to drop down. lick Go to bed. Keep this warm. Rock Lee, good seeing you. Nice meeting you, brother. love you, brother.
05:13:08
Speaker
Just remember. Just just say it back. Just say back one time. Woo! me Just back one time. Just Wait, look. Wait.
05:13:23
Speaker
He's like, wait, wait, Tony. I love that, dude. That is one of my OG posts right here on this show. In a minute, man. haven't seen Tony in a while, dude.
05:13:36
Speaker
I know. i i literally I literally Snapchated him. i was like, wake your ass up. We're doing way is five years of nonsensical nonsense. And I did not think he would show up here, man.
05:13:50
Speaker
Tony D is my guy. I love Tony I know everybody's so mad that Tony D and I are still friends, but Tony's my guy, man. That's that the that's that's my dude.
05:14:02
Speaker
I love that dude. I love that dude to death, man. He seems like a real one. seems like good guy yeah he He is. is 100% a real one. He does his show. I do my network, um but I stay away because i don't want to hurt what he does and I and I know the people that follow him and and enjoying his lives and stuff that they don't like me they they don't like me and it is what it is so I feel like our because I met him. Probably. He's came up like a few like a few times um on the on Saturday nights mainly, right?
05:14:45
Speaker
I mean, I've seen him mainly on Saturday nights. It may have been before. like i I might have just been in the chat. I mean, he looked familiar. yeah yeah that's what i I don't know that I've actually met him. Tony's one of my OG.
05:14:59
Speaker
oh Actually, my My OG co-host for Nonsensical Nonsens. Rocky, Jeff was here earlier tonight. you You told me, man. I was surprised. I was like, came up how did I miss that, dude? Well, Jeff showed up and I'm sure there's going to be a ah YouTube video about that.
05:15:23
Speaker
But Jeff came up, you know, Jeff and I started this show together five years ago and Tony d came on and Tony was a co-host for a long time. First guest of Nonsensical Nonsense.
05:15:36
Speaker
Yeah, for Nonsensical Nonsense. Glick's House of Music. Of Men's Mental Health. of of ah Shoot, man, I'm trying to think of all the names we've changed. What the fuck news?
05:15:53
Speaker
What the fuck news? Yeah, man. MoDog. The only one we're missing from tonight is... I know. I'm not an OG. I know. No, no, no, no, no. Rocky and Moe Dog.
05:16:07
Speaker
Mm-hmm. I'm gonna throw this out there. I can't, dude, man. my My day job has me working fucking 1130 a.m. to fucking 8 p.m. at night, dude.
05:16:17
Speaker
On Saturdays? i work I work today. I work every third Saturday. Get the fuck out of here. Yeah, i don't I don't fucking like it. I am not happy with it, but... it's bringing me you what do do your First and foremost, congratulations on the new job. I don't know if i actually said that to you. you It's been been a couple months now. Everything okay with you and Jers?
05:16:40
Speaker
Yeah.
New Co-Host Invitations and Content Plans
05:16:41
Speaker
Where's Jersy tonight? Is she okay? Is she alright? She had a rough day. Jersy, I love you. Where's Johnny Boggs, dude? What is happening with Johnny Boggs? I'm this out there for both of you.
05:16:58
Speaker
And MoDog, I know your new job has got you all fucked up. I'm ahead throw this out there for both of you guys and feel free to tell me no. Because I've been thinking about this for a long time, isn't it?
05:17:10
Speaker
Hold on. Ebony and Ivory. Is that where he's going with this one? I love it already. but I don't need co-hosts on Saturday night. I don't want co-hosts on Saturday night.
05:17:27
Speaker
um But I'm gonna send an invite and and an offer to you guys um And I'll tell you and I'll tell you guys this 100% sober because I've been thinking about this for a long hot minute um How would you guys feel to become co-host on Saturday nights and I understand work schedules and stuff like that Yeah, i just started to say, you know, know and then you handle availability, um you know, yeah. yeah and you and you And we can talk about it offline, but Rocky, um
05:18:04
Speaker
first and foremost, Rocky, dude.
05:18:09
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i mean, you' got you already got Rocky, man. He runs his shit like he's a fucker. You know, I love you, buddy. You know, I've been looking for an excuse. rahi you've been around bray you know i love you you know i've been looking for an excuse to make you a part of the network.
05:18:26
Speaker
I've been looking for an excuse to put you on a show on a regular basis. Oh, dog.
05:18:36
Speaker
Fucking, you're my guy, dude. He's like, psst. He's like great like like so think I say that like I say that like I You're my no question Look at that
05:19:02
Speaker
twins but's march twins we we we share custody of our brain cell mean true Yeah, my only thing, my only thing would i mean first of all, I appreciate the you know the extension of the invitation. so I appreciate that.
05:19:18
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um I think that would be dope. We could even like use stuff like this. good yeah worst there got man now I love you guys, and I think that if if it's If it's possible You already know man I'm already part of the network Now that You've been a part of the network since the very first time You were on Nonsense You were the very first When I dabbled into the world Of interviews When I was in the world of having guests Rocky you were the very first guest Ever First guest on this network period You were the first guest not only On this show
05:20:09
Speaker
But I feel like if you guys are available and if you guys are down for it. Let's talk about it, man. i say we talk about it offline, man. me see we i agree it happened I agree, too. But I just want to put out there. The three of us on Saturday nights.
05:20:25
Speaker
Let's fucking kill this shit. man Yep. oh dog People love you. Rocky, people will love you. Blake, people hate you. He's just trying to even it out and shit, man.
05:20:39
Speaker
That's a nice Oreo cookie. I'm the bad guy. I'm the bad guy. I'm the villain. It's it's so now it's a white Oreo cookie with the chocolate. I'm loving i'm like the fucking goddamn Joker in Batman.
05:20:51
Speaker
yeah i'm um i'm down to talk about it man offline but like i said my my only shit is i i you know i've already told you man i've i've kind of like stepped away from fucking youtube one i don't have time and two i got tired of so much fucking drama and shit i don't need it we all got enough real life drama in our lives so and this and this is this is the only show i go to anymore man as you and i understand like people who cool Support the drama cast and the drama lives and the bullshit. they've been paid
05:21:23
Speaker
They come up here. Oh, glyn can I address something real quick? Yes. To the audience. People of the nonsensical network world, please, please send me videos for the reacts.
05:21:34
Speaker
The reacts were starting. But don't send me You guys, we don't want to get banned So please, just be mindful of the videos That you're sending Yeah, thank you yeah you wouldn appropriate and we have So, my bad Saturday nights I haven't been here Have we announced the Yes, we have okay I didn't know if I could talk about it and I should have messaged you that Welcome to your network. Welcome to your network. My bad. My bad. My bad. No, no, no. And it's been great, man. I've been getting videos sent to me, but I just, I want to, I said it last Saturday too. just be mindful of what's coming through. I'm having somebody look at them, the review to make sure they're safe for you to, you know, safe for,
05:22:24
Speaker
streaming and everything and some of them have not been so just you know yeah be mindful of that some what are you what are you looking for rock are you looking for like what do you want to react to like short clips longer clips music clips short clips music clips comedy so music and comedy mainly light-hearted shit right Yeah, I'm keeping very lighthearted, man. But shock value is there, you know. I hear that I have a good amount, like a good amount of stuff in there. Some of it's really cool. But some people are being nefarious, man. Someone said this video that said the best video ever. That's the title. And it's not. It's two girls in one cup, man.
05:23:02
Speaker
The video is not... I'm like, man, we're going to get kicked off of YouTube. I can't. like Please. Please, please, some way, somehow, bet the videos you're going to react to. I am i'm have i am having them. but um so But Rocky has free reign, whether it's guests of Luke's House of Music or Luke's Comedy Lounge or... Whatever the hell Wally's doing or anything. Whatever the hell Wally's. You're the network owner, by the way. he said whatever the heck he's doing.
05:23:41
Speaker
I don't know. I don't tune in.
05:23:46
Speaker
You know what he's doing? He has such a great time on vacation with Kayla and her family. He's like, I want to do this shit about every month and a half. He set you up the right shit so he can go on vacations, man. That's what he's doing. That's what it sounds like. I'm like, by the way, and MoDog, do you guys want to celebrate? That's where this is going,
05:24:07
Speaker
No, no, no, no,
05:24:12
Speaker
hey real quick real quick before you start talking like when are you doing this rock when are you starting new reaction stuff yeah where is rock haven't picked a date yet because originally the date was going to be the fifteenth but on glick's house of music next week that's ah when my metal album is um what i didn't go over the the details well don't you trip and but look Nobody knows what we're doing Tuesday. He told everybody last week.
05:24:42
Speaker
So I changed the plans on it, and then I got a few things to run by the owner of the network. for now So the 17 viewers tune in Tuesday night because after 10... Oh, wait, hold on second. Rocky, how long have known each other? they
05:25:04
Speaker
Wow, man, I think we're coming up on a decade here soon. Yeah, over a decade of me yelling at this guy. and oh boy yeah just I'm just impressed you got 17 people. Oh, well, you
05:25:19
Speaker
know. Tune in Saturday night. Hey, Rocky, you should you should give the audience a little ah ah little something. something Sample? Yeah, give him a little sample. Wait a minute. Why did his hands go down around his waistband? What the fuck? was like Sample? you know what your Sample?
05:25:38
Speaker
Sample? Why'd the viewership go up? Why are we at 18 now? What's going
05:25:44
Speaker
wow Kayla just woke up Kayla just woke up Look I'm not tripping look it went up to 18 I'm not like It's at 19 now Go to sleep If people wanted to hear you sing On the Tuesday night show
05:26:10
Speaker
on the tuesday night show
05:26:15
Speaker
First thing that pops into your mind, what would you do? Give us a little sample. That's not Britney Spears. He killed Britney Spears, by the way. you did Yeah, Britney Spears is dead. and i have do that video like how about How about this?
05:26:33
Speaker
Let me do this. Fucking do it. You know, he's not...
05:26:57
Speaker
No, no, no, no, Rocky. What? I was trying to get you to sing. Oh, that's what your goal was.
05:27:10
Speaker
Roy, I guess you're just to have to tune in to Glicks House of Music on Tuesdays. Are you going to sing Tuesday night? Sure, why not? you You know that I promised the audience the last the next time you came up on Glicks house and music you were gonna sing now yeah do it you don't do it you Mean give me a give me a like give me like a Give me a – no, we got to wait until Tuesday.
05:27:34
Speaker
You got to give me your views. We're on the same. If you have any of the views that are in here that are watching us, you got to tune in on Tuesday, and you will get what you're asking for. So you have to like, share, and subscribe to the Nonsensical Network.
05:27:51
Speaker
And on the show, I'm going to sing his version of Barbie Girl. would love that, man. On Tuesday night, like, share, and subscribe.
05:28:04
Speaker
And on Tuesday night, know well, you heard it here first. If you're watching and you're listening, you heard it here first. Like, share, and subscribe to the Nonsensical Network. Not only do Rocky and I have kind of huge news.
Rocky's Album and Network Journey
05:28:21
Speaker
But you guys are going get Rocky to sing live.
05:28:28
Speaker
Rocky, you know if you're going to sing live, I'm going to send out like Dick Clark or Casey Kasem a dedication.
05:28:47
Speaker
Are you very aware of that? Nope Nope I mean you've done it before For me but For the first time ever i feel like it's the real deal I think that this is a very special album And i'm very excited for it I am very excited for the album I'm super stoked For the first video album I told Gavin About the premise Of the video
05:29:19
Speaker
okay And dude, he lost his mind. We were talking behind the scenes. Really? no No way. That's actually a huge compliment coming from him. so that's cool. He lost his fucking mind for a lot of reasons. But lost his mind. You hang from hooks, dude.
05:29:36
Speaker
but Yeah, that's what I'm saying. A guy that can hang from hooks. No, I'm saying. He's stoked to see you hang from hooks. We are currently live, so I want to...
05:29:49
Speaker
Still the premise Of the first video But Rocky If you want to inform MoDog You're welcome to I will text you Not live, not live, not live I think the video The first video from the album
05:30:11
Speaker
There's gonna be It's gonna be fun man <unk>s It's gonna be right up there With with our guys from Kissin' Lola as it's It's going to be crazy
05:30:28
Speaker
crazy. I'm stoked for you, Rock. I'm stoked for it to drop, man. i'm ready to get out to it. Yeah, it only took me 10 years, like I said, almost.
05:30:40
Speaker
but I've only known you once, so it hasn't been that bad, man. I mean, never. It was on table, like 20 years in Glidden. You can't hold that over me anymore. I have still not gotten the photo of you and freaking tight but short shorties dancing to Britney Spears yet. I still haven't gotten it to this tape. You gave so many people who don't matter
05:31:13
Speaker
The credit And I literally commented And tagged you in the video When I said it's time for another one I'm waiting for the skirt man Until I get the skirt I'm waiting for you to give me recognition For it's time for another one gotta do more remixes i've been working on your sasquatch stuff you want to keep going and dancing yeah let's dance man because i put out not one but two albums now and i still haven't gotten your face the album and i'm the goddamn face no no you're what you know you're not
05:31:50
Speaker
ah roxa hold up hold up fucking minute God damn it, Glick. I should you should not be talking about sensitive things.
05:32:02
Speaker
One of my we the best goddamn friends. I love you, Rocky. Well, listen, it was short, but I got a drop, boys. I got i got i got a couple of things to get done for. Love you guys. It was good hanging out. Good seeing you again. Always great to see you man. I'll chat with you behind the scenes, man. right man We'll talk. Yeah, catch up, man.
05:32:23
Speaker
Congrats on five years, brother. Thank you. Thank you. right, man. Couple crowds for everyone. but Love you, you fucking degenerates, man. I love you, you goddamn degenerate, you beautiful son of a bitch.
05:32:35
Speaker
See ya.
05:32:40
Speaker
So now there was just two. And it was Rocky and Glee. yeah but hey wait quick is that a guitar behind you you play guitar like fuck it i'm done fuck you guysing know man That's cool i I like the fact that tonight we had we had old guests we had the current friends of the network
05:33:12
Speaker
Honestly, that's a that's what Nonsensical Nonsense is about, ladies and gentlemen. You've always been a part of the network. Yeah. And now you're feeling like you're officially a part of the network, bro. yeah Yeah. The same five-year anniversary. hey you had to get the albums done first. That's all.
05:33:31
Speaker
Hey, Rockwell. Rockwell. Can tell you something in all seriousness? Mm-hmm. fucking Love you, bro. Love you too, man. Cheers. Cheers. It's my boy right there, man. Yeah.
05:33:48
Speaker
I'm excited for the album. I'm excited. I'm excited for everything, man. do Bro, man. there for We've been knowing each other for, what, 10 plus years, man?
05:34:04
Speaker
Yeah, I was trying not to say the over 10 part, but yeah, it's been... fair It is what it is. It is what it is. Dude, that was nice That was so nice du ah Yeah, I just pounded it, man Just for you, man See, I'm almost there, man I'm working on the Sasquatchian, I promise And Sasquatchian Ladies and gentlemen no dude No, no I was really drunk Yeah yeah
05:34:43
Speaker
Yeah. Yeah. That's my favorite part of the night, man. but Favorite part. good Ladies and gentlemen, I've known, like I said, I've known this guy 10 years.
05:34:57
Speaker
This is consistent. Okay, every time we get to this point, this is when karaoke happens. This is when Klaik gets up and starts dancing. And yeah, man, you did pull-ups one time. i don't know if you remember that from the, what was that? the It wasn't Rumble. It was, ah ah shoot, man, the first the first streaming thing you did. These runs, bro.
05:35:24
Speaker
he used to He did pull-ups live on stream. I did all the pull-ups. Yep, yep, yep, man. And it was freaking awesome. and No, but no, in all seriousness, man.
05:35:37
Speaker
In all seriousness.
05:35:40
Speaker
I've been busting your balls. I've been fucking waiting for the album, man. I'm excited. I'm ecstatic. I told Gavin. and I told Gavin.
05:35:52
Speaker
Yeah. The concept behind the little secret, see where the secret, secret. Behind the scenes, yeah. and And Gavin lost his mind. And Gavin was like, what the fuck? Are you serious?
05:36:06
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How in the hell are you two going to make that happen?
05:36:11
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gonna figure it out. That's what we're gonna do. like Like, he was like, for real, how the fuck are you two gonna make that happen? And I was like, first and foremost, I got nothing to do with shit. I'm just an asshole podcast host.
05:36:26
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I got nothing to do with nothing. but i Did I show you, Glick, the... ah um' gonna Here, let me and pull it up Let me ah upload it for you so you can actually see it. But I...
05:36:40
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um Have you seen the ah the Cover or my album cover? No, I have not. yeah man. I'm gonna show you man. i can Delete something and delete something I don't I don't care what you delete hombie i'm I'm very selective. I do not like going I get so nervous about it man. I ain't gonna even lie. Yes Don't delete the Kissing Willa song.
05:37:08
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Yeah but but Anything outside of that just go' Delete whatever you want to delete. Oh, no, I got Rome. It's just a photo. um Yeah. Oh, never mind. do need to delete something. Just delete whatever. Just delete anything.
05:37:24
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You have copies of this stuff, right? Yeah, got all this stuff. I don't know which one. I just did the ice skating one because that's one I put in there. Oh, I don't even know where that came from I put that one in there That's why I'm like, okay, that one I don't have that don't know where that came from This is the Official cover of the album um Sorry, are we doing this tonight? we all I'm just not doing it tonight, man Let's save it I have no control over this Whatever happens as far as Rocky goes Is on Rocky There we go man Nice
05:38:12
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That is the album cover man Very simple but It's sad man there's so much in that I know know I dig it man Well and this is Little hook got asshole talking shit before me ah No, I dig it because i know album.
05:38:36
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Yep. and and ah and ah And I know my first video of this album, and i know um
05:38:49
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where it comes from. And I know, and I understand, like, Everything about this. I can't wait, man. I'm interested in seeing what people's questions are going to be on this one because the thing about it that's rough, man, is that I'm i'm a little all over the place. you know It's dubstep and then it's metal and then it's rap and it's all over.
05:39:13
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and so I'm curious like what people are going to say about it. you know like they break it down At the end of the day, I think... i think um your your real fans, first and foremost, are going to be there, and they're going to love it.
05:39:30
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But they're also going to understand, like, this is an album that, as far as music goes, only needs one
05:39:45
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one video, one song. and that and And that will... and that will decipher the entire album.
05:39:59
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Yep, it will. And that's kind of what I was... Did you get a chance to watch the video I put together? Don't kiss my ass and don't placate me, but am I wrong?
05:40:10
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Nope, nope, nope. I like that. I like the style of that too. one One music video for one album and it incorporates the whole thing of what it's all about. red and That one video will
05:40:25
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I'll just
05:40:29
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Make everybody and then don't know I don't know I'm trying to choose my words wisely. That's not easy to do when you're drunk, man. I appreciate you navigating that road, man. You're doing your best, man. I appreciate it. album is Kamala Harris.
05:41:00
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Kamala Harris.
05:41:04
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Just shut up and fucking buy the album and watch the first video. yeah That's all I got to say. Yeah, man, it's going to be great. We'll do the album release party this Tuesday, and I'm really excited about that.
05:41:19
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I know you're going to hit me with some hard questions about it. It's going to get deep on that one, too, as we talk about it, and I'm ready to go. There you go.
05:41:33
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bes and pis yeah Good old Glick, man.
Gratitude and Show Conclusion
05:41:40
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And I am very surprised that the 14 or 15, 17 of you guys that are staying in and hanging out with us, we appreciate it. Glick gets like this. You know him. That's how it goes.
05:41:51
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um Thank you again for joining us tonight on Saturday night. We got a lot of shenanigans and stuff going on, as you can see. It's always a good time, man.
05:42:04
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It's always a good time. That's why i love this network. That's why i chose to join this network. I'm not a podcast guy, you know. i But i'm I'm glad to have a seat at the table and having a chance ah to be associated with so many like great, talented people, you know.
05:42:21
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It's honestly one of the best things, you know.
05:42:30
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we go.
05:42:33
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And then, ah yeah, I have to, I guess, apparently a promise I'm supposed to keep for Tuesday. So tune in for that, too. I completely forgot about it. i ain't gonna even lie to you.
05:42:49
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There we go.
05:42:58
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The shit show supervisor. didn't even notice that shit before. What the hell? but
05:43:09
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And I'm sorry that the host of this network, guys, has edged you by turning off the song earlier um before it even got into it. But again, trust me, it's gonna be so much better. It's going to great, man. i'm It's going to great to listen to.
05:43:26
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and Tuesday, we're listening to every song. Every song on the album, so you guys will get a chance. It's not a lot. Won't take too much of your time. So, again, I'm just im very lucky, very fortunate. I'm looking forward to it coming out.
05:43:39
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It's going to be great.
05:44:04
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That's funny. Thanks, guys. I appreciate that. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
05:44:18
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No, thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. And yeah, five years, man. Five years of nonsensical nonsense. A shit show supervisor who leaves in the middle of us recording and talking.
05:44:33
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It's only to be expected, right?
05:44:38
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But we do appreciate you guys outside of all the the crazy nonsense that goes on here. So thank you. Thank you for that.
05:44:49
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The 15th. So the album comes out on the 15th. That is... What day is that? Let me check I believe that's Tuesday Yeah, it's Tuesday Yeah, what Rocky said I had to go Wednesday wednesday wednesday No, no, no, no Tuesday is House of Music Don't say fucking Wednesday, it's Tuesday Oh shit, dude i think Oh yeah, so it's the 14th, see, my bad Yeah, stay with some bitch I fucking double booked, dude I double booked
05:45:26
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Tuesday night. I had my man Zay Grassley. oh We were literally driving down to Florida. was like, uh... Shit. but do do the Kayla kala called me out. She was like, you double booked.
05:45:44
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And I was like, wait, what? She was like, you got Zay and Rocky on the same date. So I messaged Zay, and and then I pushed him out a week, and he was like, na no, no, no, na no no we good, we good, I got you, brother.
05:46:02
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Go. Zay's my guy, man. I love Zay Grassley. Yeah, man, I love all the musical guests that you bring up, man. There's so many talented people, dude. That's what I do, man, that's what I do. You think you think i like shitty musicians?
05:46:18
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love them.
05:46:23
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What's your boy know about music? I know everything about music. Am I drunk? yeah Definitely that, man.
05:46:35
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But Glick, I'm going to drop down, man. I'm going to go and eat some food. I haven't eaten yet, and it's pretty late. Go some food, put my little kid to bed, man.
05:46:46
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Rocky. I love you. I love you too, man. I'll catch you on the flip. I love you like guys. Appreciate it. Everybody like, share, subscribe, please.
05:46:59
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We are trying to build this up. We're at a hundred K. We need to hit hires and that's up to you. So hit that like, share and subscribe. If you don't, then Glick's going to show up and he's going to do this to you. So you might want to just go ahead and hit that subscribe button.
05:47:17
Speaker
Me and Bert Kreischer are going to show up it and do that to your dad. I'll see you Tuesday night. We got all the big news. Also, you have to sing because you promised the audience next time that you were on Glick's House of Music, you were going to sing live.
05:47:38
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I'm down, man. Let's do it. So prepare your vocals. Prepare your shit. Tuesday night. Ladies and gentlemen, if you don't already know, choosing that on Glick's House of Music, my man, Rackley,
05:47:53
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is making his comeback. He's going be on the show. we got We got all kinds of good stuff. We got all kinds of big news. um At this point in time, you're kind of in competition with Kiss and Lula, Racky.
05:48:11
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Oh, no. Don't do that. Also, also also I dare say i dare say going to get you and Gavin On the same show at the same time And i want a collaboration Between the two of you guys That would be fun, man they'll be so I want i want to Rock Lee and Kiss and Lil collaboration i can we can make that happen, man
05:48:43
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I'm sure they will love it. I'm sure you'll love it. Rocky, I love you. Thank you for the last two weeks. Thank you for filling in for me. Thank you for saying, hey, it's been Saturday night.
05:48:59
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And you're not here. I'm going to chime in and I'm going to slide in.
05:49:05
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So get your ass out of here. Take care. Thank you. Take care, everybody. Rocky, besides, oh, shit. He said, fuck, I'm out. Rocky, I love you, brother.
05:49:20
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Outside of all the work shit. I love you, man. hope you heard that. For real. Ladies and gentlemen, in why mother?
05:49:35
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Fucking years I'm motherfucking years of nonsensical nonsense go nonsense
05:49:45
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ah Wow Hated Boycotted banned blacked intimidated Imitated never duplicated your boys here. I'm here every Saturday night doing what we do Thank you guys for watching. Thank you guys for listening.
05:50:09
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I hope you guys are enjoying the nonsensical network. Man, am I going to be an egotistical maniac? Yeah.
05:50:20
Speaker
From nonsensical nonsense, I created the network. I created a network full of fucking shows. Have shows failed? Yeah. Have I looked like a fucking stupid piece of shit on more times than I can count?
05:50:34
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Yes.
05:50:39
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I'm still here, man.
05:50:43
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I'm still trying to give you guys content that you guys like. I'm still.
05:50:54
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I'm still just doing. Everybody who hates me, everybody who wants to catch judgment upon me.
05:51:06
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I'm still here. I'm still fucking here, you bitch-ass motherfuckers.
05:51:14
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You can't stop me. I won't be stopped. I won't be denied.
05:51:21
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Like I said, boycotted, banned, blocked,
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imitated.
05:51:30
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There's only one, baby. There's only one, baby. that's me. i'm him. is And I am him.
05:51:43
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This is the Nonsensical Goddamn Network. Biodowling slash Nonsensical Network. Give us follow. Give us a like. Give us a share. If you want to support the channel and you want to support what we do, Biodowling.
05:51:58
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If you want to support we do and you want to support what's going on here, Cash App Glick Glick 13. I don't expect it. i don't want it. But if you guys want to, bring it on, baby.
05:52:14
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I'm that goddamn good. And I'll say it again. said it all night. Teflon motherfucking Don.
05:52:23
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I'm with Don.
05:52:27
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best there is, the best there was, the best there ever gonna be, baby. And cheers to that.
05:52:37
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Enjoy a little kissing Lilith with that brand new song and video. I'm out, this bitch.
05:53:14
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To look, to lust, to hate, the glory of bastard A beautiful disaster in the eye of a storm Hesitate to paint the details of a portrait
05:53:37
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I'm digging deeper, tell me I deserve this, come on, won't you cut me open?
05:54:45
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Lady Death, my soul to keep Waste, degrade, a shade Foundation on an eyesore Her majesty is gently knocking on my door Again, pretend to sleep And dream about her offer And suffocate myself
05:55:15
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I'm digging deeper, traumatize the limits Come on, won't you cut me open Don't you scratch the surface I'm digging deeper, tell me I deserve this Come won't you cut me open