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Vecna - Session 5
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Join us once more as our adventurers wake up in a shadowy realm, and they meet a new warrior to join their party. Will they find their way home, or will they be trapped here forever?
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Transcript
Game Introduction
00:00:18
Speaker
all right well ah Welcome, adventurers of the multiverse, to another episode of Integrated Dice Management presents Vecna, Eve of Ruin. I am your Dungeon Master, Rom Bjork. With me tonight, we've got Haden. Haden, go ahead and introduce yourself and describe your character as it currently is.
Character Introductions
00:00:39
Speaker
Okay. I am playing Hashu, Danger Noodle, Slytherin, and Yo. ah She is a Yuantee, Pure Blood. um She is a Wurlock.
00:00:52
Speaker
Not racist, she's a cannibal. If you read the lore on Yuan-T, Purebloods, they are cannibals. They were cursed through lots of different shenanigans, and now they have to eat human flesh to appease their gods. Anyways, um... Oof, that got dark quick.
00:01:11
Speaker
yeah but she she carries around a prosthetic arm that she uses like as a dinosaur mouth claw thing uh she also uses it as a cane she and one of her quirks is that she always stands an additional tile or five feet away from ah the other character or she becomes very stressed ah she really loves her personal space All right. so um That explains why you're always moving away from everyone. ah Bill. Hey, everybody. I'm Bill. I'm going to be playing Slurm, the goblin artificer, and... one of his personality traits. Let me just move this this back up to the... Ron, I'm going to kill this whole thing.
00:02:03
Speaker
whole thing yeah Because the character Mancer is not... it It's deleting my stuff after I i save it. hu ah One of his flaws is that he becomes horribly jealous of anyone he perceives as outshining his work, so he tends to steal things. A lot. ah We also have Frank.
00:02:30
Speaker
Hi everyone, um I'm Frank. I play Amber Nock, the Clockwork Soul Sorcerer's ah slash Barbarian and for the time being. um I am a Warforged with the appearance of a a I can't remember the name of the game, the the game that I talked about where I got the idea for the the character's design. um Basically he's he's like glut like a indestructible glass type stuff and metal like constructs with gears and things turning inside of him.
00:03:09
Speaker
um He's humanoid, um but kind of faceless. It's there, just it just doesn't exactly look like a complete face. um Inside my chest you will find an enlarged space with a cat that I enjoyed a pet.
00:03:26
Speaker
ah I don't know what else to say. um Personally traits, I lay about almost everything even when there's no good reason to. I have i pocket i anything I see that might have some value. Oh my god. All
Stolen Coin Mystery
00:03:39
Speaker
right. Well, this all makes sense now. By the way, Ron, in the last game did I ever find out what he stole from my shop?
00:03:46
Speaker
Yes, I told you. So the thing is, this was months ago, and you realized it was missing, but it was a... Let me scroll back. It was like a coin from hell, I think. Oh, you took one of my little coins, you bastard! No, it wasn't a soul coin. Is the copper coin with a grinning devil on one side? There you go. You said, oh, you'll find out what that does.
00:04:11
Speaker
yeah Now, this person doesn't need to describe their character just yet, but we also have um special guest star and hopefully frequent um regular player, Eric.
Guest Star Appearance
00:04:23
Speaker
Yeah, i'm I'm Eric and I'm sitting in this round and hopefully I'll be here more often.
00:04:31
Speaker
if If you are a member of the Patreon that doesn't exist yet, you might hear Eric's voice one day when Patreon exists because I've got some some stuff that he is recorded on. But he um was in the campaign with Slurm. Yeah he was.
00:04:50
Speaker
But he's playing a different character. Yes. Speaking of which, Eric, you got there's a statue outside of my shop. one of the Well, there's a bunch of statues outside of my shop. One of them is your guy. Oh, nice. Nice. He was a very fun paladin to be around. Very fun paladin to be around.
00:05:09
Speaker
All right, so um when we last played, you guys um did a lot of combat.
Previous Game Recap
00:05:15
Speaker
ah You um skipped right to the end into the end of the dungeon, actually. ah
00:05:24
Speaker
whoops ah and You fought some eye creatures that like to look at you weirdly. um that was like at you mening they They stared menacingly at you, and most of the time nothing happened. But occasionally you'd take necrotic damage, or we learned that ah that they ah secrets were revealed to them, such as the fact that Slurm is afraid of Frank's cat.
00:05:52
Speaker
um yeah but i Eventually, um eventually ah ah Danger Noodle got the idea to attack the person who seemed to be in charge and y'all finished that person off which caused the ritual that was being performed to fail and a rift in space-time to open and all of you were sucked in um And after you were sucked in, you experienced the following vision.
Vision of Vecna Cults
00:06:24
Speaker
um Around the world and across the plains, you perceive innumerable cults of Vecna. They snatch away people and strip their secrets and rituals like the one you just interrupted. Behind them, the withered form of Vecna gathers the secrets like threads, adding them to a glowing sphere of hidden knowledge in some impossibly distant place.
00:06:44
Speaker
The vision fades into darkness, leaving only veta'sle Vecna's glaring left eye. um and ah I am now supposed to remind you guys of the power of secrets. so um was that it Was that a ah ah bad pun? What? The Vecna's left eye? No, that's what it literally said. heat so so Vecna's right eye was ripped out and it's a magical artifact.
00:07:13
Speaker
ah Oh, okay, cuz I'm missing my left tentacle. So I just assumed it was yeah whole idea of Vecna actually started out from the magic items not even from an actual fleshed out a story now the testicle of Vectic Vecna is a completely different magical item that we won't get into right now it's it's phylactery so uh And Eric, I'll say that your character already has this for other reasons, which we'll figure out later. um But ah you guys now have gained a ah what's called
Gaining Vecna's Link
00:07:50
Speaker
Vecna's link. um You are intrinsically linked to Vecna himself. um You gain a special intuition for secrets. You have advantage on wisdom insight checks.
00:08:03
Speaker
In addition, you can use an action that casts C invisibility without expending a spell slot um once per long rest. so see So all of you can cast C invisibility once per long rest. Oh, looking dope.
00:08:18
Speaker
And then I'm supposed to remind you about the power of secrets rules. So whenever you uncover very specific secrets that I guess Vecna could use, um those secrets are like magically implanted in your brain. um And you can whisper those secrets into the void, basically, um and release them ah from your your your collective knowledge.
Secrets and Powers
00:08:42
Speaker
So if one of you does this, all of you lose that secret. um And when you do so, everyone in your party gains advantage for the next minute on all d20 rolls. um If you learn that secret again, um it no longer retains its power.
00:09:01
Speaker
um the Currently you guys only have one secret and it and and it's kind of a boring one But it's that those people that you are fighting are members of the cult of Vecna But you can spend that secret at any time um And and then have advantage all of you will have advantage for one minute um So that is a thing that you can do um ah That's gonna be a learning curve So as you guys are falling through the um reality, same boy yeah, whatever this is, um the ah eye of Vecna eventually fades from your sight. um You awaken, um are these closed?
Awakening in Evernite
00:09:52
Speaker
Oh, you each awaken and in an open coffin.
00:09:57
Speaker
um In a dark and shadowy plane The world around you you are above ground now. You're you're just like laying in a coffin on the ground um In a somewhat familiar yes, oh you're in a pit that's right you're in a pit um We're in a coffin in a pit and a coffin you're each in your own coffin in a pit and Okay. When you awaken. The sky above you is dark and shadowy. There are no stars in the sky. um And everything just has kind of a dark depressing feel to it. So Ron, you know how you said that we're on at the same time as that other ah D and&D podcast? Yeah. We're also on at the same time as Amaranth.
00:10:48
Speaker
Um, the band? No, I don't know what that I don't know. The lady streamer who thinks she's all that. So obviously we're definitely not going to get any views. I'm unfamiliar with her. But, you know, we got big daddy swag money and that's what counts. That's all we need. Yeah, you guys swag money. all All I need is some big daddy in my life and I'm good. Bill, you need to call me. Hayden, I already call you. um Yeah. So you guys wake up. You you wake up in coffins.
00:11:19
Speaker
that you just had weird dreams.
Humor and Rest Confirmation
00:11:21
Speaker
Slurm slowly rises like a vampire, looks around and is like, I knew one of my inventions would put me in a box. Was this a long rest? This was. Because I've got no spells left otherwise. This will say, yes, this was a long rest. Sweet. oh Hey, Eric, how do you pronounce your character's name? Biscanders.
00:11:46
Speaker
Iskander. Yeah. OK. Is Iskander with us or no? No. OK. All right. Also a question because I've never actually had I've never actually made it to a long rest and still had maintaining temporary hit points. Do the temporary hit points still stay or do they go away after a long rest? Depends on youve done on that ability. yeah I don't know. I think I would assume they probably go away. Hayden, I think. I think it was inspiring leader.
00:12:15
Speaker
Oh, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, yeah, I don't have any health boosting abilities. Let's see within 30 feet. thatda Each creature can gain tip or hit points equal to your level plus your charisma modifier. A creature can't get tip or hit points from the sphere feed again until it has finished a short or long rest. It does not say. ah usually It says I can get ah you can get more after a long rest. I usually consider that to be the end.
00:12:39
Speaker
Yeah, butll we'll say that we'll say that's the case. Now you guys do hear ah some thumping off to the side and you see one coffin that is nailed shut and you hear something banging against the inside of it and the muffled a muffled voice.
00:12:57
Speaker
um see Like saying stuff like let me out of here and you know stuff like that.
Exploring Evernite
00:13:04
Speaker
okay So first I rolled an arcana check to determine if my character can figure out what happened. like She imagines that she killed the woman, correct? Or like so what exactly happened to her perception?
00:13:22
Speaker
That was a pretty good arcana check. So I guess I will... um Oh. for our podcast list my old with twenty one I can describe this this place to you a little bit also. You are in a forlorn metropolis.
00:13:38
Speaker
um Looking around, it looks similar to the city of Neverwinter. um But definitely a dismal opposite. The sun does not shine here, and Ashlight and Fog rises from lava flowing through the city and the place of where the river would be. Oh, nice. So it's an postulate help version. Yes. With that 21 Arcana, you believe this to be the city of Evernite, Neverwinter's Shadowfell opposite. So you are in the Shadowfell.
00:14:16
Speaker
Is uh, another plane of existence a mirror plane is who is slurm shop there with his peacocks There may be a building but it wouldn't be slurm shop um much of the so so it's sort of um Uh, the the geography is similar and more ancient buildings, um have like an echo on this side But newer stuff such as your shop though those changes wouldn't have crossed over Um, got it okay, okay i
00:14:48
Speaker
ah Hoshu knows Evernite to be a crossroads of trade in the Shadowfell and hosts numerous markets including the lively corpse market, their undead merchants trade in the bodies of of blood and the dead, sometimes the very recently dead. um Mortals are uncommon here, however they are not necessarily like ah forbidden here or anything like that.
00:15:16
Speaker
um with With a 21 perception, do I also hear the the banging and screaming coming from the closed coffin? Oh yeah, you all hear that. Yeah, it's right next to you. I go over to it and put my ear to it. and the The voice sounds like the guy who was struggling to get out of the cage in that battle you guys were in previously. That's what I was gonna... Slurm is gonna knock on that one like... What's the password?
00:15:46
Speaker
ah What let let let me out? I'm only messing. I have a crowbar. Nice, that's a good. i we have a wrench I pull out the crowbar and I begin prying at the ah the the coffin. I'll have you out in a moment. You can do like either a um a string, an athletics check or um a thieves tools type check. Can I just do a strength?
00:16:15
Speaker
Yeah, sorry guys, whichever I can try to charm it open. I got a 10. No, it's a saving. Hold on. Give me one second, Frank. I actually might be able to help you out on this seven because I am already right next to you. And that's not a very interesting game. He gets a 19. Unfortunately, that's true. If you're helping him.
00:16:35
Speaker
Oh, OK. Well, then I guess I will be helping him, but there was actually something. OK, I also want to use my artificial ability flash of genius. So when you ah me or another creature I can see within 30 feet of me makes an ability check or a saving throw, you I can use my reaction to add my intelligence modifier to your role. So that would be a plus five.
00:17:00
Speaker
Well, that would, um even without the assistance, um without advantage, that would push him over the difficulty of 10 for this check. So, um yeah, you're able to get the the lid off and the dude gasps for air and sits up and he's like, oh, God, thank you, thank you. And and like glances around, he's like, well, what what happened?
00:17:24
Speaker
What do you mean? Everything is just the way it was. I saw some weird visions and then and now we're here and he looks around and he's like, oh, fuck. This is we're in Evernite. And i I look at him like, no shit, Sherlock. This isn't Evernite. This is Neverwinter. No, this is Evernite. Neverwinter's Shadowfell opposite.
00:17:48
Speaker
So no wait it's sea never night. It's it's it's never winter. It's the it's the evil echo of never winter you fool. So the end. So go ahead. With with my arcana role, is there like anything?
00:18:05
Speaker
that my character would know about this existence that is like more dangerous or like something that I know I should avoid.
New Character: Iskander
00:18:12
Speaker
or ah You know that there's lots of undead. Some of them are friendly, ah some of them are not. um And you hear the um screeches of ghouls nearby. um Meanwhile, Iskander,
00:18:28
Speaker
If you want to go ahead and describe your character as you are making your way through this graveyard because you saw The uh tear in reality and you've been looking for a way out Uh, so is skander is a uh You can't see his face right now. He's in heavy plate It's dark. Uh dark dark metal uh beside him is a glowing Quarterstaff He whispers to it and it whispers back as he walks through the darkness um his In and the thing is like that you can just barely make him out It's though the weapon is glowing and that's what you can see right, but he seems very comfortable in The eternal dark that is here and he's making his way to you ah praising the light Oh
00:19:21
Speaker
Um Praising the light. Is that what you said? That is what I said. Okay. Um Yeah, so, uh, yeah, you're making your way, um to them Um just as you know, it's annoying because it didn't give me a map for this little fight. Um, but there are some ghouls, uh prowling around and you guys uh Not that you knew you needed to be stealthy, but you haven't been being stealthy, so um you are fools for that.
Graveyard Ghoul Battle
00:19:53
Speaker
ah We're gonna move you over to the battle map, but I gotta move your tokens over to generic battle map as well. um Close that. Okay, let me grab everybody. We got these guys. All right, screw it. Grab this whole group here. I need all of these.
00:20:16
Speaker
And I need him because he's with you. Copy. So I just psyched myself out because I'm listening to background music and the the fight music for Baldur's Gate 3 turned on. I was like, oh, fuck. I fucking knew it. I fucking knew I heard it somewhere. It's in my earbuds, so um I'll be surprised to hear that. You were just it was in your mind.
00:20:45
Speaker
How do you minimize these ah chat icon things? Go over to the gear icon, my settings, and it, I believe, is under audio, video, um and then video display. And and how change player, yeah, change it to names only. There we go, baby. Yeah.
00:21:06
Speaker
um I hate it. Yeah, I got dropped some ghouls in here a couple of ghouls come charging down the pit um So you guys are probably like Let's see a scanner you would be off to the side somewhere the rest of you are like in the middle of the pit And then we'll have a few ghouls Let's see. There's one
00:21:33
Speaker
Just a little quick, quick combat to get things going. A few prowling ghouls. Gotta knock the rust off. Yeah, roll for initiative. um Select your token to do so. We'll select your token and then roll for initiative so it adds it to the turn order.
00:21:55
Speaker
I just clicked initiative on on my character sheet and I didn't even have to click my character. um Well, I do used to have to select her token. I don't know if it's been changed, but I Don't know if anybody else has But you I roll pretty low My initiative says to is that my dish to bonus? Yes, okay Did everybody roll? hold on Yes, I have things. Oh, I have not. Yeah, I have rolled
00:22:30
Speaker
go through and fix my spells, make sure all my spells are good. I don't have to create, can I? Oh, so i have been ah I have advantage and technically this should be plus five. I don't know how to change that, so.
00:22:44
Speaker
i It should be plus five. Yeah, because I can add my wisdom modifier and my dexterity. And I have advantage, so roll it a second time in case it's a 20.
00:22:58
Speaker
No, it's not. So 17 plus 5. It's a 22, baby. 22. I'll just edit that real quick. Where are you? Where are you? There you are. 22. All right.
00:23:13
Speaker
um Yeah, so you are up first, actually. You see these ghouls charging over the pit right about the same time that you um show up. ah Hayden, did you um long rest?
00:23:30
Speaker
within the genie thing. Your your token's HP is is zero. So there's actually a long rest button now. i Should we have long rested? Yes.
00:23:42
Speaker
During during our our falling into? Yes. Okay, then I'll bump it all up. Yeah, go ahead and click the long rest button and it should do all that for you. um It's on your sheet. If you scroll down a little bit, it's right above. Oh, there it is. um Yeah.
00:23:59
Speaker
Nice. All right. So I get all my two spells back. Hell yeah. You got a Sacred Flame of Ghoul there? ah Yeah, I wanted to read to make sure. Oh, OK. Yes, I am going to move forward and Sacred Flame of Ghoul. Got to get myself some more alcohol.
00:24:25
Speaker
Yeah, I mean, y'all should be able to kill these things pretty quick.
00:24:36
Speaker
Yeah, it's within range. Oh no, I'm moving on up. And then sacred flaming the shit out of it, which he's got to make a saving throw of 18. Good luck. OK, OK. No fucking what no way. Is that a con safe? Is that a con safe? yes de i with o That's a 9. That's a fail.
00:25:03
Speaker
12 damage. Minus 12. Oh, he might be weak to Radiant. Let's see. He is not because they didn't do that to Undead for some reason. For a lot of Undead, yeah. A lot of Undead don't have radi Radiant weakness in 5th edition. um Really? It's weird. Yeah. yeah like ah You got anything else you're going to do? ah I don't think so this time.
00:25:33
Speaker
Okay, Dennis is up and Dennis is was has been looking around and then he sees these these ghoulies and um Let's see ah This map didn't have squares. So I didn't really like actually Measure how far these things away he missed these steps and appears right i kind it I do have something. I'm sorry, man. I am going to shove him Telekinetically because I can do that as a bonus action. Nice. Nice Always take that show of action Let's see. Do.
00:26:08
Speaker
Strength save. All right. That should be 18, I think. I guess I should leave these school sheets open because they're all the same. Strength. That's fail. So he shoves back. I think he falls. You can do it toward or away from you. Shove him towards you.
00:26:27
Speaker
I'm gonna pull him right into me, baby. Boom. Move you. Boom. Okay.
00:26:37
Speaker
oh yeah yeah dennis dennis yeah Dennis teleported behind the thing and then he's gonna attack him with the spear thingamajiggy. That's a 26 to hit. um For seven piercing, well, seven damage total.
00:26:55
Speaker
But he's got a second attack cuz he's Dennis I forgot about that spade. Yeah. Oh, yeah 14 damage nice i But yeah, and ah Eric yes, it has fully taken effect you're not looking at the old-school Dennis you're looking at and a full fade in us Yeah, he's a no Um, he's like clear here's your boy Dennis on screen. He's super unclean. That's what he is. You filthy fae. Knife ears. yeah Apparently I gave him the last name of Baker. I don't even remember doing that. yeah Holy shit. I actually just saw it too.
00:27:44
Speaker
but bill oh man That That feels wrong. That ghoul is so close to being dead. Dennis, you don't have a bonus action I could make you do. um um So yeah, the ghoul lives. ah That's unfortunate. Amber Nock. Oh, sweet. My turn. Yes. Sorry, I was reading some stuff. ah Close, close, open. Cool. ah So Dennis is over there. Oh, shit. I didn't roll for this guy.
00:28:14
Speaker
handers over a there.
00:28:18
Speaker
um bit I mean, if the if this guy wants to, he can just make his literally straight up roll to one. No, he goes last. He goes last.
00:28:32
Speaker
oh Well, I am kind of squishy right now because I don't have my Mage Armor on, so I guess I will cast Mage Armor. Kind of squishy. Isn't your AC like 20 already without Mage Armor? It's base 17 without Mage Armor. OK, that's so squishy.
00:28:48
Speaker
yeah I have an armor class of 14, thank you. I have an armor class of 22. I'm 23. OK, fine. Instead.
00:29:03
Speaker
I'm going to ah twin spell. um Fireball. OK. Now that you spread out for a fireball. Yeah, I mean, this isn't spread out enough. He can hit Dennis with a fireball like he did last time. I'm doing twin spell Chaos Bolt. All right. And there's some 25 definitely hits.
00:29:32
Speaker
um It does some fun stuff. um hu un di ah You hurl an undiluted, warbling mess of chaotic energy at one creature in range, making a ranged spell attack against the target on a hit. The target takes 2d8 plus 1d6 damage. Choose one of the d8s, the number rolled on the die to determine the attack damage type, as shown below. Also, if they're the same number, um it splits off and doesn't have the attack roll on somebody else. Alright, which ghoul are you doing the first one at?
00:30:00
Speaker
I'm gonna do it at the one that you have to do them at the same target. Don't you? No, no, it's separate no I say yeah, they have to say they have to attack a different target. Yeah ah That's going towards the one that got hit by ah Who's it up there on the north side Dennis? Yeah, okay. You don't even got a roll. You kill it. It had one HP Dennis yeah what if he could that long He already hits. He rolled a 25 to hit. Yeah, yeah but if he rolls doubles, he hits Dennis. Oh, OK. Sure. Roll 2d8. OK. All right. And the other one, I'm going to shoot at fire damage. You burn this ghoul. um I'll shoot it at this guy over here that Iskander is fighting. OK. OK. And Castle.
00:30:54
Speaker
Does a 12 hit? Oh, I don't know if that does. Let's see. hit Oh, actually, yes. and Sweet. and And then that's 2d8.
00:31:07
Speaker
I mean a so we're dealing cold damage Well, I choose the oh you choose one of them. Okay. See it's two and four Always force always force. Yep force damage. Yeah, nothing's immune to force. Well, very nice. Very few things four four five six seven damage Yeah He's not dead But he gets smacked by a chaos bolt And then I'm going to go 5, 10, 15, 20. 20. All righty. 30. So I'm the furthest away from the, well, over there. Yeah. OK. And then next up is one of the ghouls. Their speed is 30. Let's see if he can just, where's the measuring stick? How far away is?
00:32:03
Speaker
Okay, he can get to both of y'all. so Move him. its cant try So he moves over there and he's gonna... Do they have multi-attack? No, they don't. So let me let me just see. um There's three of you at range. So he is gonna attack the NPC. ah So he's gonna try to claw the thing.
00:32:31
Speaker
that wasn't it That was me determining. That's an 8 team to hit, and I'm pretty sure this hits this NPC guy. ah they're They're rolling to GM right now, so and I'm not going to bother to change it on some random ghouls. Yep, that hits him. So that deals 5 damage, and he's got to get a DC 10 con save. Ooh, I didn't prepare those spells. Oh, dear. We're already about to we're already about to lose.
00:33:00
Speaker
He fails his con save. So what does that do? ah Paralyzed. All right, he's paralyzed. He's going last anyway, so he might as well have just been paralyzed. um We'll throw a web on him. Okay. ah Yeah, five damage and he's paralyzed. Good good job, NPC. um Oh, five damage. Minus five.
00:33:26
Speaker
um And that is the ghoul's turn. Next up is Slurm. Slurm diddly umptious. So I'm just so happy that this one decided to walk up because what Slurm is going to do. I'm assuming he's still fully armored. He never really disengaged his armor earlier. So he's going to
00:33:52
Speaker
Tap one little button on his wrist and out of his shoulder, a little sword hilt is just gonna pop right out of the little shoulder section of his arm or a little sword hilt is just gonna pop out and into his hand. And from the and from that hilt, y'all are gonna recognize this immediately. ah blade A blade pops out making a very unique. thanks I don't know if I can click on this link. um It's safe, I clicked on it.
00:34:20
Speaker
And I don't think it'll come up on stream anyway, but I was hoping it would. It didn't go for it's not the right page. On now, ignore the name. I'm going to update the name later. It's going to make his first attack. God damn right.
00:34:42
Speaker
15. That hits nice for. So first off, they got these ones do test nine damage nine points of thunder damage. But wait. All right. There's more. Because I got a multi attack. And he's going to go second verse, same as the first. He's going to take another swing. Same score of a 15. Nice. So another eight points of damage. Is he still standing? He is still standing.
00:35:14
Speaker
Then in that case, because I hit with the thunder gauntlets, he now has disadvantage to attack anyone other than me for his next turn. OK. Damn it. and And that ends my turn.
00:35:31
Speaker
Nice. um All right. So next up is the ghoul that is fighting Iskander. Bring it, It's where do your sheet go, Mr. Ghoul.
00:35:44
Speaker
Why does your sheet disappear on me? There it is. OK. I mean, yeah, it's going to do the one thing it does best, and that is to claw. four and eight. So it didn't do that very good. not good enough And that's its turn. ah Next is, I think this is the dead ghoul, delete him from initiative. ah Next up is this ghoul who hasn't moved in yet. Let's see. um Odds, he goes to Dennis. Evens, he goes to the the group. um Odds, all right, he's going after Dennis. These monsters like to attack Dennis.
00:36:22
Speaker
um He's got a glowy green spear, right? He does. yeah He has a 20 to hit for 7 slashing damage and Dennis has to make a con save. Dennis will probably be okay on that. Ooh, barely okay. Yeah. He'll attract still, that is what it does.
00:36:39
Speaker
ah All right. so And up next is Mr. Danger Noodle himself. Mrs. Danger your Noodle, thank you. I'm sorry. I will attack this one. And then to clarify, in the past we have tried to... I can touch someone and bring them into my my genie lamp. Is that an action or is that a bonus action?
00:37:10
Speaker
I think we did it as an action. I think we did do it as an action. I remember it being an action. So it will be an action to do that. OK, you're trying to bring this school into your genie lamp. No, i if anything, I'll be bringing this guy into the genie lamp. Were they able to resist this? I imagine they would be able to. Because he's going to roll to resist.
00:37:34
Speaker
ah Fuck you then. All right. Well, I'm gonna fuck you in particular then 16 to hit with 18 points of damage ah you kill the thing well another one might say I Told y'all this is gonna be a quick easy fight. My second bolt goes to this one the one that's my Dennis. Yeah, I 11 hits. That does not hit. No. Okay. And then my third one, 26 hits. That hits. Yeah. I think that might hit. Uh, for 12 points of damage. All right. He looks like he's over halfway dead. Uh, anything else? As a bonus action. Can I take the dead ghoul into my lamp? Uh, sure. Why not?
00:38:27
Speaker
OK, he likes he likes putting things in his lamp. the The two people, the two alive people in there just see dead bodies just keep appearing after they've been stuck in there for like eight hours, for like eight hours, just with no clue. Like, what the fuck is going on up there? and Luckily, I do have food stored in there so they can eat. And were they conscious of the whole like falling into a different dimension thing that happened? Or you know de he will we will find out in the lamp. Yeah.
00:38:55
Speaker
You have no idea. All those all those things we sit in there happened. You are up. Your ghoul still lives. So. Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do. I am going to take a five footer. Did you put zombies in there with zombies? I don't think he has. Yeah, you put zombie heads, but not actual zombies. Yeah, I did not put. Take a fucking complete zombie bodies. I'm going to tell the dead.
00:39:24
Speaker
Wait, you took a five foot step. This ain't fourth edition. It makes an attack of opportunity. yeah
00:39:32
Speaker
That's a... um the He swings down and he hits the ground. He misses you so badly. He hits the ground so hard, he actually breaks off one of his hands. All right. DC18. What save is that? Wisdom. Wisdom.
00:39:52
Speaker
That's a nat 20 on wisdom i yeah yeah and That is a wise undead very So that takes no damage, right? Yeah, no damage and then so then I push him and okay but Give what's what he nerd It's a strength right yeah That's fail. Which way do you push him? I push him back this time. Bye back. All right
00:40:22
Speaker
So that ghoul got a nat one and then a nat 20 back to back. And on that nat 20, if it had had been advantage it would have had or disadvantage, it would have been another nat one. yeah Wait, hold on. Do I have an ability to make it reroll? Hold on. I think that's a guy thing. as a Hold on. Where is that?
00:40:46
Speaker
Restore balance, Bastion of Law. You can tap the green. It means an action. You can expel one to five Swisher Points to create a magical ward. No, that's not it. Restore balance. Advantage or disadvantage. You can use your reaction to... Oh, nope okay no. Okay, nevermind. I can't do this. Dennis is... Yep, Dennis. He's gonna stab at the goal next to him. That's a hit. Fucking 23! Yep, that kills it.
00:41:15
Speaker
All right, so we just got one left. The new guy who just showed up out of nowhere is having a little bit of trouble with that thing. um And by trouble, I mean, he just hasn't killed it yet. Dennis, that's 30 feet. So Dennis runs over and for his second attack is gonna see if he can finish it off for you.
00:41:35
Speaker
ah
00:41:38
Speaker
And once again, on the killing blow, the vines burst out, um restraining the creature as it dies. God, Dennis has killed so many things this this time. He's unclean. I just leveled him up a little bit. like He's really not that straight. He can do one thing. He can stab with spear and deal decent damage with spear. That's not true. Dennis is wonderful. He can do many things, whatever he puts his mind to. He gets a once per battle um Misty step. That's the other effect of being a fey. Oh, and he has all the fey. He doesn't have to sleep as much and he's resistant to charm and all that stuff. but
00:42:16
Speaker
ah Yeah, Dennis rams his spear ah into the the ghoul. Also, I believe the effect of the spear, it like when it wounds it, that that doesn't ble the creatures don't bleed. It's like flowers or something, isn't it? Yeah, into bonds yeah it's like leaves. Yeah, bonsai leaves, yeah. So there's three ghouls with just like bonsai leaves splattered around
Rescued Man's Refusal
00:42:40
Speaker
them.
00:42:40
Speaker
um
00:42:44
Speaker
And then Dennis turns to us. Well Traveler.
00:42:55
Speaker
Well met. I believe you are the ones who came through the glowing hole in the sky. No, that wasn't us. Slurm looks up and then looks but over to Ambernock. Deception check.
00:43:12
Speaker
yeah Wait for it. Damn. Well, do we really have to do this? All right, that's I'm back. He did literally know. Oh,
00:43:30
Speaker
wrong yeah the negro a creature of the stark place oh sorry. no This is what this is one of my customers.
00:43:44
Speaker
I'm his mechanic. And I and I ah bang on him twice. Ding, ding.
00:43:51
Speaker
Yes, a artificial man. You have a kind of those out here. I didn't make him. I'm only working on him. And then all of a sudden is a real artist. This dude's paralysis wears off and is like, oh, finally. Hey, buddy, you want to go in my magic safety lamp? Oh, you've got to get away from me.
00:44:14
Speaker
Fuck you. I'm 100 something years old. Yeah, but the little gnome friend that you had in the eye. I don't know who you're talking about. They got kidnapped with you. Nobody was kidnapped with me. I was walking down the street when I was grabbed. Oh, OK. Well, do you want to be in the Shadowfell danger all by yourself? I'd like to get out of the Shadowfell. Well, do it yourself if you want to be such a prick about it, then.
00:44:42
Speaker
sort fine i will and he starts walking off as if he knows where he's going um nine you are tell you' not bring him back we had to bring him back for the now a scanner you recognize that he's walking off in the direction of the market Yes, you should follow the man. The market is not a place for the tiny mind. Blessed is it for it is easy to fill with faith, but it is also easy to fill with darkness.
00:45:14
Speaker
Hashu, does he have to be conscious to go in the lamp? I'm not going to force him to be in my house. Oh, wait, I don't. I put them on your chest. Come back here, you asshole! We're getting paid to bring you back! We can knock them out and shove them in your chest. who He stops. Who the hell are you people? We're the people that got paid to save your dumbass for getting kidnapped.
00:45:41
Speaker
who Who is this person? Who paid you to save me? The Lord of Neverwinter? We don't know who this guy is. Listen, back to the matter is we were paid to find people who were kidnapped by this group of people. You are one of said people kidnapped. So as a group, we care about you, OK? Now, please just get into his lamp so we can guarantee your safety. I'm not getting into any lamp.
00:46:12
Speaker
I'm perfectly capable of keeping myself safe. And then he looks down at his wound, whispers some words, and his hand glows. And um is it not really? Oh, I have to click that. and And hey, that's how much damage he took. He heals himself up.
00:46:31
Speaker
and I don't know those prayers.
00:46:36
Speaker
i
00:46:42
Speaker
I guess and I can, I rub my lamp and I command the gnome to pop out of my lamp. You command him to? Yes, I kick him out of my house. Okay, gnome, let me go grab his token real quick. You just have dudes like chilling in the lamp? Yes. Yep. You want to see another one and I rub it and a zombie head pops out.
00:47:08
Speaker
ah no
00:47:11
Speaker
I'm bringing over both of these tokens in case you pop out the woman too, but here's- No, I'm not popping her out.
00:47:19
Speaker
If anything, I want to see if the gnome is holding a pair of my clothes or anything, that freaky little thing. um ah yeah So when he appears and he's like, and what you don't understand is that Kaz and Vecna used to be. Wait, what? he He should be. And he looks around. so like It's so good out about Vecna. He's looking around. He's like, 19 hours later. Where? Shouldn't he? Shouldn't he be over by me? Oh. And where where are we now? We're in Shadowfell version of.
00:47:54
Speaker
He looks around. He looks around. It's like, ah, that what what are we doing here? And I say over to him, I thought you were taking me to Never Ember. We were attempting to. This is Never Ember. We killed one of the. No, it's not. But we killed we killed one of the cult leaders and then now we're here. I think you i think took you make Never Winter.
Planar Travel Theories
00:48:22
Speaker
Well, yes, the town of Neverwinter, but Lord Neverimber is the one who hired you to save me. Oh, I thought that was Neverpants. And i I look over at the other guy and I say, See? Neverpants. Neverpants. You know, Neverpants. Is he holding anything of mine? Yeah, I tell you, everyone in Neverwinter is named Never-Somethings. Well, Neverpants is the frick, the weird bum that that's always drunk and walking around with no pants on. and I don't know if that's actually what I was knowing.
00:48:54
Speaker
have you ever spoken to the hobos of neverwinter they are worth knowing they know many secrets okay side quest now we have to go talk to all the hobos of neverwinter because secrets are spells or something holy shit the hobos the leech damn it eric stop not wanting on religion roles you're supposed to be good at those yeah
00:49:23
Speaker
trying to find the info on this stupid note. Why are you rolling like me? Where's the book to this game? What I do with you, book? There you are. So do you all remember back in Skyrim, um if you like pickpocketed somebody, you put a potion in their pocket, they would actually drink the potion? Yeah. Yes. Does that work in D and&D? No. Unfortunately, no. I mean, they might drink the potion, but it's not like they're they're guaranteed life.
00:49:50
Speaker
I mean I yeah i guess that depends. I guess that really depends on the situation in which they were going to use the potion you stole. I just need to look this dude up again real quick because his character sheet is just the generic mage character sheet and has no details on him. I just cast Immolation and do non-lethal damage.
00:50:11
Speaker
No, spells can't do non-lethal damage. Sorry. and It's 8d6 fire damage. I was just hoping I could... I mean, if you want to kill the guy and not get the reward for saving him... Oh, Islander, something that you notice about me is that I am 17. So... You're a class 10. I look like... Yes. I'm over 100 years old. But i'm I'm well-oiled, so...
00:50:44
Speaker
a
00:50:47
Speaker
So what are y'all doing? And I look back at the gnome like, okay, gnome, are you ready to go back into the safety lamp? Or what's his name? I forgot his name. I called him gnome like a racist piece of shit.
00:51:00
Speaker
yeah
00:51:02
Speaker
um So he says, actually, this place is kind of scary and my magic is freaking gone, so yeah.
00:51:14
Speaker
OK, and I touch him and OK, he vanishes back into the place and I do that same thing with the zombie head. I meant to I was actually going to ask him real fast. What do you mean your magic's gone?
00:51:31
Speaker
Well, too late. He just got popped back in. I will ask that question for you when I go back into my lab. And I look over back at this guy and like,
00:51:43
Speaker
Now, do you believe us?
00:51:47
Speaker
ah Yeah, I don't know why Never Ember wants to rescue me, but um sounds great. Because you're a private citizen of his well city. Sure, I guess. and and yeah Where the hell is the description on this guy so I can see who the hell he is?
00:52:04
Speaker
yeah Either way, in the last the last man. So, Mr. Either way, Mr. Man, do you pay taxes? Does he what? Do you pay taxes? And he cares. He's a knowledgeable scholar who specializes in the outer planes. OK. So it's taken me a while, but I found the game that I was referencing. It's called Steel Rising. Mm hmm. Why is that familiar?
00:52:36
Speaker
um It's it's a a Dark Souls-esque game, but there's robot people.
00:52:48
Speaker
Okay. um Yeah, so ah the guy, he's like, well, my name is Elden Keyword. um Yeah, I was kidnapped ah by these cult people. They were gonna sacrifice me for some reason. ah What's the Keyword? Thanks.
00:53:08
Speaker
keyword, um not not word with a W, but key word. Oh, oh, that's his name. I thought, yeah, I thought you just said where the last name was. While you're here, oh you needed a sky. So your name is going to be while you're here. Edward password. Yeah. And so he looks around and he's like, you know, it's, it's weird. I don't, I wonder if the cultists planned on sending us here. Um,
00:53:31
Speaker
Yeah, this this is Evernite. We pass through ah crevice of dusk, I would guess. um Sometimes planar travelers just kind of slip through. So it might have been an accident that we were sent here. um Are you a planar traveler or are we the planar travelers?
00:53:49
Speaker
Well, I mean, we were all traveling. We have all traveled the plains now. But yes, I frequently travel the plains. I mean, I've been in hell before, so. Well, no, I think it was the fault of the ritual, you know, going wrong, which I imagine whatever was supposed to happen was going to be worse. But honestly, we probably shouldn't spend a lot of time just chatting here.
00:54:10
Speaker
um You should probably ask around to find ah another crevice of dusk and see if we can get out of here. There's a market nearby. um we could We could go ask some of the people there. I see. Oh, is that what the d are you the DM railroad was from earlier? OK, that makes sense. yeah Are you confident that you can support yourself out here or would you like to go in the lamp?
00:54:35
Speaker
I mean, I'm a pretty, you know, I got some and he does some thaumaturgy and makes them like, you know, some some thunder happen or something. He's like, hi, i I can take care of myself. Wait, actually. Wait, real fast. That guy that just went in the lamp, he said that his magic was gone. Does this place take away your magic? ah Not that I've ever heard of you foolishly use it.
00:55:02
Speaker
Mr. Mr. Paladin, what? God, do you devote yourself to? The only one that matters. ah eli Jesus Christ our Lord and Savior.
00:55:14
Speaker
He is now canon. Thank you. Never heard of him. What? Is that a new cult? Yes. No. um I take it because we're on a plane. I'm probably not where we're from, from somewhere else.
00:55:33
Speaker
And where I'm from, the only one that matters is the light. Oh. Not Faerun? No. I don't know what that is. But do you know the name of your original plane? I mean, we just called it what? Oh, the world. I don't know. You're from Earth then. OK.
00:55:57
Speaker
but And good job, he's from middle earth now. well well Slurm is going to put up is going to lift off his lift off helmet. It's going to be like, well, it's great fighting with you. What's this guy's name again? Eldon. All right, Eldon, if you want to lead the way, if you're so capable.
00:56:22
Speaker
ah Yeah, but ah the last time I was here, the market was over this way and he he you know starts guiding you guys towards the market. And Iskander, you've been here for a while. yeah He's going in the right direction. He seems to know where he's going. um ah find who he does He does stop and say, oh, did you guys happen to find a notebook um before you guys attacked the the ah the the cultists doing the ritual?
00:56:50
Speaker
I was just just wondering, and the answer is no, you didn't. so Okay. Yes, we did. Deception check. Oh, can I have it back? Hold on, i got I'm rolling with deception. I gotta reopen my character sheet.
00:57:04
Speaker
yeah Frank, you would make a character that needs to lie every second. Yes, can I have to do can I have you cannot? Please it it's got all my research on it. I I may or may not research The the planes I'm a planar researcher This might not be the notebook that you're referring to then this just that drawings of a cat's butt I don't know Oh, forgive me because I was not part of this group before we killed those abominations
00:57:38
Speaker
why were you involved in the ritual why were you sacrifice that hold on let me see if he knows yeah so real quick what taint lies inside of you priest one second let me make let me see if he knew um he ah so He's like, I'm not ah entirely certain what exactly they wanted with me specifically. um I would have assumed they would have interrogated me for for my knowledge, perhaps. But um the only thing I really learned from them were that they are cultists of Vecna.
00:58:20
Speaker
ah and that they were gonna sacrifice me to Vecna, which is interesting because Vecna's not a god, as far as I recall. I'm not an expert on liches, but as I believe Vecna is ah is just a powerful lich. So it seems like some weird Vecna cult. If you would like, the gnome knows a lot about Vecna, and he would love to talk your ear off about it, he did to me.
00:58:50
Speaker
I tried to put a dagger in his pocket. Did you fail? Damn it. Excuse me, what are you doing? Amernok, why are you doing weird and odd shit? I thought he might need something to protect himself with. He can do his magic, unlike you, the last encounter.
00:59:12
Speaker
I've worked on those things and inside of you. I've told you before. like I mean, briefly, I mentioned that artificial men have problems. A lot of times they're fake brains.
00:59:27
Speaker
but Excuse me, I am. I'm 100 years old. I can't help it. Actually, Amberknock, the next time you're at the shop, let me take a look inside of your head panel. I might have accidentally messed up one of the rooms. I think I'll be fine. Well, either way, let's just go go ahead and put a note in that for later. Put a pin in that. Yes, let's do.
00:59:50
Speaker
ah It's just what I said I put my arm over top over the shoulder of the the guy and I just kind of like room against him and it's like so Where to now?
01:00:04
Speaker
um Let's go see if there's anyone in the market who might be of help. And he leads you guys. It's a short walk, maybe like 10 minutes over to the market.
Corpse Market Exploration
01:00:14
Speaker
There are- I do not let go. I am all up on him. You're on him? Yes, not like on him. I'm just like arm over shoulder. Just kind of rubbing. Why are you doing this to me? No reason. Evernar, can you please stop assaulting the man?
01:00:33
Speaker
and Um, he, he, uh, can I offer you a a bag of red brick dust? And I pull out a pouch of red brick dust. How about you offer him a sandwich? so I can offer you a sandwich, forget I was a vending machine. And, and a drink. You are a very strange lot.
01:01:02
Speaker
I can do it. Can I offer you a sandwich? Trust me. Sure. Not my. What would you like to go out with these people? Surprise me. ah All right. I spit out a ribbon on the rye. Not like so. I opened my chest in a ribbon on rye and a glass of root beer comes out. Can you do pastrami instead of I take them?
01:01:31
Speaker
Let's see, can I do pastrami? Yeah. The pastrami is so much better than corned beef. Now, I love this. I do love pastrami typically more than corned beef, but the corned beef does hold a special place in my heart. Yes, that is very true. Especially I don't have sauerkraut. I don't have. I've got I've got sourdough. I do it on sourdough. It's a it's a good. You don't have all the breads. That's true. Yes.
01:02:00
Speaker
You have very specific brands. So it kind of takes a sandwich. And wait, what what type of root beer is it? What brand? ah It is um D and&W. Oh, oh, no. Did it come in a glass bottle, a can or a mug that? Yes, trust mu it's it's in a mug. Yes, it's not. Well, it's okay. I can do frosted. I do frosted.
01:02:26
Speaker
It's a frosting. all All right. If it's not, I can make it frosted. I've got prestidigitation. Standard takes the mug of root beer, places it next to the first dead body, then takes the sandwich, splits it in half, places one half on each of these, and then uses Sacred Flame to emulate them, leaving his offering for the light. And then returns. Wow. All right. I then do the, what do you want, Hashu?
01:02:54
Speaker
Do you have pastrami on Ry? I can do pastrami on brioche. I'm limited on my bread options.
01:03:05
Speaker
I will take brioche, I guess. I do a pastrami on brioche. I hold out my prosthetic arm to accept it. I hand it to him. I should point out that this this guy, they didn't take his armor, so he's wearing chainmail.
01:03:22
Speaker
um And ah his helmet is a large bear skull coated in bronze. Interesting. What would I um roll to determine what that is? It's a large bear skull coated in bronze. Is it like a religious figure or?
01:03:41
Speaker
Um, you don't know it's just a random loot that um, I generated for him Okay, uh, yeah, um, so as you guys are passing out sandwiches and walking along you eventually arrive at the corpse market, um The other actual people here Yeah, there are people if you want to call them that there are um undead of the intelligent variety the market stretches for blocks in every direction tattered canvas and shrouds separate the numerous stalls feeble moonlight and flickering torches illuminate the market um everything in the market exhibits pale subdued colors but the atmosphere is as lively as ghouls the atmosphere is lively as ghouls skeletons and vampires meander from stall to stall
01:04:36
Speaker
um I pull out one of those um big cardboard sheets that have like stuff written on it. It's got like a rope that attaches to another piece that you can put over top of your head. um So you're like a walking billboard. It says sandwiches, one one copper.
01:04:53
Speaker
um Honestly, nobody seems particularly into the ghouls. Some of the ghouls um ah come up and and they're like, you has a sandwich?
01:05:05
Speaker
I have any sandwich you'd like, as long as it is a understood deli meat, but my bread options are limited. I have, and then i I spit out the information. Okay. One of the ghouls purchases a sandwich for me. Yes. One copper. Yes. Slurm is going to walk up to you and be like, do you make anything other than sandwiches, like wraps or bowls?
01:05:32
Speaker
I can do a pita, pita wrap, pita, pita bread because you can open up a pita bread and yeah, a bowl. I can do a pita bowl. I'll take that. And I'll take your presentation. Oh, I. Why are you buying a sandwich for him when we just got one for free?
01:05:56
Speaker
he sign up and i and so i'm going to pay He's helping support a a ah fellow businessman. chesh well I hold up a a straight razor. Straight razor for sale.
01:06:12
Speaker
palm ah a ah vam but A vampire walks up to you and he's like, o was there anything special about this straight razor? Yes, a demonstration and I hand it to him.
01:06:25
Speaker
I do. I do a gyro. It's a gyro. He accepts it and does like this like little shiver and he's like, oh my, how what what are you asking for this?
01:06:39
Speaker
Tin gold. Hmm. Tin gold. Yes, yes, I could do tin gold for this. And he pans you over tin gold and you know.
01:06:50
Speaker
um he He walks off and begins to shave his head as he's doing so. Before I'm like, can I offer you a blood sausage sandwich? No, thank you. I fed recently. How many temporary hit points do I get from your sandwich, for f Frank?
01:07:08
Speaker
it It doesn't provide any temporary hit points. It's just a nice- So you see that the various stalls, um ah most of them include ghoulish remains intended for consumption, such as fingers pickled in brine, jars of blood, wrapped organs. Some shops sell bouquets of dead flowers, prayed burial funeral fe finery.
01:07:31
Speaker
um jewelry, tarnished jewelry, um elegant, canopic jars, and the like. Ooh. How much is one of the... So that I don't kill everything in the market. Okay, yeah.
01:07:49
Speaker
ah How much is as a nice looking canopic jar set? like ah Look like it costs or are there any nice ones around? There's a nice one for I mean, I don't even know what one is Canopic jar is ah is it's something from Egypt. It's what they put your organs in after you die.
01:08:09
Speaker
And um yeah. So there should be five. There should be there is a um part vampire merchant. And she is waving at you. And she's got some canopic jars at her um yeah live at her her stall. And she's like, but you there over here. He's another vampire. I've got exactly what you need.
Vampire Merchant Deal
01:08:31
Speaker
Yes, this is another vampire. My friends, I need cuts. My friends, I would like to point out that The mind without purpose often wanders to the dark. And we had a task. We are... It's on the way. o You should listen to your friend. What purpose do you do you have? I, as well as a purveyor of fine goods, im must and um am a seller of information. I step up and I tap my my my billboard and be like, I am selling sandwiches.
01:09:07
Speaker
Well, my dear, ah Warforged, i I no longer can enjoy the the the taste of a good sandwich, but... Ham or not. Look over there. I see some zombie teenagers. They look like they're about to go and smoke some cigarettes. Go see if they want a sandwich. Oh, customers. Now walk away. um Yeah, so she she's got some various ah jars for you and and also conveniently sells information.
01:09:37
Speaker
What kind of information do you sell? And how much does this set? Depends on what what exactly, what kind of information you need. And this set here, um I could part with it for five gold pieces. Ah, five gold. OK, you've got a sale. Also, I have this shrunken elf head. Now, the information I want to know is on these weirdos that that were just chanting some weird stuff to some guy named Vecna.
01:10:11
Speaker
Well, I know a little bit about Vecna, but I know nothing about weirdos who would be chanting to him. ah That's that's a little more specific than the type of information I mostly deal in information about the city here ever night. Well, OK, here's the five gold. Can I get that those jars gift wrapped?
01:10:32
Speaker
she she ah yeah She pulls out some um some ah like some skin, you know like some some ah human-looking skin and wraps it in it. She's like, here you are. I'll figure out something to do with that later. All right. Now, what's a group of mortals like yourself doing here in the city of Evernite? We don't get to many of your kind here.
01:11:00
Speaker
It's murdered someone and then we popped up here. Normally murdering people sends you somewhere else than here. Well, she was a cult leader from the cult there we were just speaking about. Also, it depends on how we must on how you see murder. I don't see it as that bad, really. It must have passed through ah a ah crevice of dusk. Oh, that's what this note over here said.
01:11:24
Speaker
Oh, yeah, yeah, that's that's the things that that we we fall fell through. I lean down to Slurm. He admitted he's a nerd. It's like I imagine ah you're you're looking for a way a way out of here. Well, perhaps perhaps not. I mean, we do have a bounty for the people who are saving, so we would like to go and claim that agreed.
01:11:54
Speaker
Well, is the provisioner of that bounty here in Evernite? No. Then it sounds like you need to get out. Yeah. but very Yes, very true. um How would we go upon doing such? She kind of like puts her finger to her lips and she's like, well, hmm, I might, no way, but My memory is a little. um I have. And I like hold out. Let's see what sort of random shit do I have? Oh, I hold out a viral of the water from sticks. Oh. She takes a look at it and and. um And raises an eyebrow and she says, interesting, interesting. Normally, I would not self.
01:12:53
Speaker
Normally I would not accept ah trade, but this, this is not something you can get around here. Yeah,
01:13:05
Speaker
yeah you've got some random like there, there's a zombie. um Just he's you don't know if he actually wants a sandwich. He's just kind of like just wants to nibble on your toe. Yeah, he's just kind of keeps bumping into you the robot. He doesn't have toes. He keeps bumping into you. I think he's trying to seduce you.
01:13:23
Speaker
I think he just keeps rolling a one. to to take yeah so So that was just in the background. Just just to be clear, I threw my mic away as far as I could get it and it was like. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The ah the vampire um says yes, I may know of of a stable crevice um of dusk if i if you'd be willing to part with this ah here vial. Of course.
01:13:49
Speaker
And so she ah she reaches out to accept it for you. And by perhaps, you mean you definitely know a way that is guaranteed to get respect. Well, i know ah I know the location of a stable crevice. Whether or not you can get to it is your own problem. OK. I know where there's a stable crevice. That's good enough.
01:14:09
Speaker
and but no he's not in front of yeah lady that was That was out of the character. She takes the vial from you and gives it a little sniff and then and then ah puts it under her cloak. um And then she says, yes, there is ah um a so a stable crevice of dusk in the tomb of um the Dalindar family. Where's that?
01:14:35
Speaker
It's going to be back in it's going to be in the graveyard, um one of the few remaining standing tombs that are there. Okay, Dalindar. Dalindar. Okay, I can remember that.
01:14:51
Speaker
thanks for your dropp tip Thanks for the jars. You're you're welcome. thanks Thanks for the the gold and and this vial. Why do they have a tool? What was that, Isnander?
01:15:05
Speaker
Why do they have a tomb? Were they important? Well, they have a tomb because members of their family are dead. You're all dead here. Not all of us. Wait, there's people living here? Yes, there are. The Dalandars were one such family, but i I don't seem to remember a whole lot of details on them.
01:15:33
Speaker
She wants another bribe. Okay, here's five more gold. ah She accepts the gold and she's like, yes, um the Dalindar family. Well, they were exiled here to the Shadowfell for reasons they never shared and I've never bothered to find out, but um they were a family of wizards. They knew much about the Planar Gates and yet for some reason they seem to be trapped here.
01:16:01
Speaker
uh over the years they they uh well you know as mortals tend to do they died off and created a tomb for themselves um interesting how do out of character question do you know a vampire named max
01:16:26
Speaker
ra vampire Well, you know, ax cox he's a very good looking man. He sounds good looking. Well, with vampires often.
01:16:42
Speaker
Oh, that was not a character. i Yes, buddy, this isn't even the first time I've been to one of these places I ever have I ever told you about the time I went to hell. Yes, several times.
01:16:58
Speaker
that every third conversation it's like oh by the way i went to hell once i'm sorry if you go to the moon once you're gonna ride that shit for the rest of your life you shut the fuck up you know what else shit you didn't go to the rest of my life you went to hell everybody's been to hell at least once you know what else other shit i would like to ride at least once in my life point and link looking at islander what Oh, oh, she had she hitting on on Iskander hard. Oh, okay. One does not lay with the unclean, but they will become unclean themselves.
01:17:37
Speaker
I am not unclean. That was incredibly brutal, slander. Why do you think I am an unclean? There is a taint about all of you. And you are not tainted yourself? I can... I can cleanse your taint if you want. I'm a goblin, I'm a goblin and a blacksmith. I'm pretty dirty all the time. I know you dirty my money when you gave it to me. Yeah, and you stole the shit you sold to me. I did not steal it, it was given back to me. Thank you. In the contemplation of your souls, there is a distinct grayness.
01:18:14
Speaker
Yes? in my home and all In my belief, when I die, I'm going to go to the Forge of Mordin himself and become the fire that creates his divine creations. Are you a dwarf? No, I'm a goblin. I was raised by dwarves. Do you honor your ancestors?
01:18:41
Speaker
Every, every solstice and every month on the new moon, I make sure to chime the anvil. So you honor goblins in return? What? I honor the dwarves. They're not your ancestors. I mean, I call, I call one dwarf my grandpa and the other three, and the other three. just like oh asklando My sky daddy doesn't make him my daddy.
01:19:11
Speaker
Do you honor your ancestors? Me? Yes. No, because they're all really bad people. And you don't have any, Metal Man?
01:19:28
Speaker
oh Well, I'm the Metal Man. Okay, sorry. Wait, is he talking to you or the cat? Show him the cat. Yeah, that's actually a good point. I that i i was kind of confused. The cat speaks for the Metal Man?
01:19:41
Speaker
No, the cat is the metal man. No, the metal man is the cat. Yes, like the metal man has a cat. Like an optimal car. Like where's Nock? Nock is the armor. Amber is the the cat. it Correct? No, Amber Nock is the us.
01:20:03
Speaker
Oh, you are already. You are one. What if I turn your cat into a sheep? I can do that.
01:20:16
Speaker
Then the sheep yeah and the us. Would you allow me to turn the cat into some animal? To the tomb. Yes. All right. And as you all are heading to the tomb, Slurm, please give me a perception rule. Oh, goodness. I learned to do it. This will be all world like shit, Slurm. Well, that doesn't make you stressed out at all, Hayden.
01:20:46
Speaker
Slurm, if you were like, shit, I'm gonna take a shit in your bed. Also, Ron, since you didn't say anything, I made um five, a couple of pieces per and I sold six, so. Go for it, yeah. 18!
Journey to Dalindar Tomb
01:21:00
Speaker
Slurm, you guys are on the way to this tomb. um Hold on, I have to remember how I made you guys move to the tomb um and with this new thing. um I'll do that in a minute, though. um You guys are walking to the tomb and Slurm, you...
01:21:17
Speaker
Here's some. Get also give me a wisdom. we Checker save. Whichever is better. I mean, you can do a save if you have it. I think that's one. No, that's not one of mine. So I'll just do the check then.
01:21:44
Speaker
And go. That's a five. OK. So as you're walking along, you just hear some like really like whisper level, um like whisper volume laughter as you're walking along. But um it only lasts for like a couple of seconds or so and then and then fades. Does it? um The wisdom was a memory check.
01:22:10
Speaker
um Which you failed. so ah yeah You hear some weird laughter as you're walking along and then and then the and the laughter fades and you guys arrive at the tomb. um When you look around, you don't see anybody laughing at you. um yeah Do we all hear the laughter? No, only Slurm. And you guys arrive at the tomb.
01:22:36
Speaker
um
01:22:39
Speaker
which let me go ahead and read the tomb description here. um
01:22:57
Speaker
Well, you know what? Did he do that? Go ahead. Yeah, because he just does this pretty randomly. ah You're using that, right? The lantern of revealing? Yes.
01:23:09
Speaker
OK. Who laughed? That was Eric. There's Eric. OK. I was like, what the fuck? Wait, who who did what? There's two of them. I heard there are two scanners. Yeah. There is one very, very close to the group. And then there is one with its weapon drawn standing next to the. Next next to what? The priest. OK. Which one's a priest? um The Elden keyword guy.
01:23:40
Speaker
Yeah, Edward Password. Edward Password, that's right. Where's the general description of this place? ah Let's see.
01:23:53
Speaker
So a roof supported by pillars extends from the tomb into the weedy yard of uneven earth. The stone door above the tomb is engraved with the word dalindar above it.
01:24:06
Speaker
Um, yeah, you guys, uh, approach the tomb and as you approach the tomb, um, I had not even move you because you were in the way. Um, as you approach the tomb, uh,
01:24:26
Speaker
some people come running up behind you. Well, do I, I am a, a block but like a space away from anyone else. I'm not directly against them.
01:24:39
Speaker
um
01:24:43
Speaker
So I will move myself or. Yeah, some people catch up behind you. um These look like vampires and they are running ravenously in your direction.
Vampire Encounter
01:24:56
Speaker
Are they that close before we discover them?
01:25:00
Speaker
Yes, because that is the amount of map it gave me. Holy shit. All right. Well, I'm rolling initiative. They look hungry. Yeah, they look hungry. So you can roll initiative. Oh, yeah. I throw a blood sausage at him.
01:25:20
Speaker
Well, you'll find out if that works on their turn, I guess 100 percent didn't work. It's not a surprise round. They ran up. If it matters, I have a weapon of warning, so we cannot be surprised. Okay, yeah, i know you're not surprised. Yeah, you're not surprised, so that's good. It's always whispering to me.
01:25:42
Speaker
and Of course, every damn one of these is on Whisper to GM, but I'll fix it as their turns come along. um Has everyone rolled? Oh, I need to roll for Dennis and the dude. I gotta roll for myself. Because they're here.
01:26:01
Speaker
One and two. Oh, there's a sheep. OK. What's the chances of it rolling 19 twice? Huh? Yeah. So that's a 19. That's a 25. Oh, OK.
01:26:19
Speaker
but grandpa but and and the Dance, dance, dance, dance. All right, is six. um and Sorry. um Yeah, so ah with that crazy initiative of yours, you're going to be up first. ah That's unfortunate. is so yeah yeah As you see four vampire spawn running towards you. all
01:26:44
Speaker
They ran apparently quietly, you know. Let me see if there are any notable features on these guys real quick. um One of them is carrying a staff and um wearing a black lace veil. ah One of them is wielding a whip and is wearing a black mask with silver threads and has a buckler.
01:27:13
Speaker
um One of them is wearing a chain shirt and has a scimitar. And one of them is carrying a quarterstaff.
01:27:29
Speaker
Hmm. Decent stuff here.
01:27:36
Speaker
Oh yeah, i have um added I have added random stuff to every single monster and every single ah preset you know monster in this game to to you know make them more interesting. Instead of having four vampire spawns there, are four vampire spawns that are each a little bit different.
01:27:59
Speaker
As an action. All right. So as an action, I'm going to activate my channel. Thanks, Larry. Uh, for the next minutes, uh, everybody gains a one D six plus my character level and temporary hit points. Nice. So go to roll. It's a D six gain 12 temporary hit points. All right. Nice. Going to use a bonus action to push one of them away. Okay.
01:28:29
Speaker
so The one that is closest I guess technically I should be Here or close to him with a weapon drawn closer to him right because I said I was and then Yeah, where's your here? I'll give you um Let's see copy Paste there's your illusory self. I'll just um Let me ah
01:28:58
Speaker
change its name to Illusion. And then boom. Is nobody going to say anything about the... Yeah, yeah I'll just let them out. This is my invisible person. Well, it's too late because vampires are running up, so... All right, put your Illusion wherever he was supposed to be. You should be able to move it, I think. well Actually, a person you might not be able to move it because I just took away its... Controlled by... Save. Okay, now you can move it.
01:29:27
Speaker
so he would have been like up here or something right he was being a hero and the other guy was being not being creepy okay yeah all the way back there huh oh it's like it who moved that guy over there who's controlling you I'm gonna go with Frank Frank I'm taking away I don't know how I have control of him okay So I am going to push. You can't control them anymore. Thank you. that All right. Which one? The second one?
01:30:11
Speaker
Just from the top one, one, two, three, four. Yeah, one. in one ah one Okay. Which direction? Away from us. All right. Because ah Ron, Ron, you know what a push is, right?
01:30:26
Speaker
ah but with telekinetic shove, you can shove in any direction. oh yeah All right, so I'll come back. Up next is um the second one you know from top down um and it, let's see here. Ooh, that's a good thing I read that. I didn't know they had disability. All right, um it's gonna dart forward with its, ah It's whip, and it's gonna try and whip ah Mr. Dennis, because it's the one who's directly. Everyone likes to attack Dennis, but he just happens to be in front. It whips at Dennis, and it's gonna do it twice. It's rolling to GM. I like my rolls to be visible, except one I don't want them to be. um So we'll just re-roll those so people can see. All right, whip number one.
01:31:23
Speaker
not a crit uh whip number two why has it got this whole big ass description of the whip i forget it does that sometimes okay go away and then it so it whips dennis twice the first one definitely hits the second one i don't think does dennis has yeah no oh yeah the second one misses um so whips him for six damage minus six but he's got 12 temporary hit points Oh, that's right, yeah. yeah um Wait, do we all have 12 temporary? Yeah, here we do. Thank you. And ah that that is its turn. So Amber Nock. Yay, my turn. OK. So I would like to cast Fireball. OK.
01:32:13
Speaker
ah guest I cast Fireboat. You should be able to cast it in a way where you can hit all of them and avoid everyone else because there's... Yes, that is of course what I'm attempting to do. Okay. I hate the way you just said that, Frank. Man, nothing in this game has more abilities. I'm casting that with Quick and Spell, by the way. We burning points, though.
01:32:37
Speaker
and
01:32:40
Speaker
Yeah, that. OK, so they got to make deck saves. So I'll just, let's see, one, two, three, and four. So two of them pass. So one takes the full damage, minus 28. And then this guy got a 17. What's 28 divided by 2? 14? Yeah. Minus 14.
01:33:09
Speaker
And then that one's 14 also. And then this one is minus 28. All right. And then for my my action, i'm I'm casting Fireball. Right, yeah. So Eric, um I go by Baldur's Gate 3 rules in which um you can totally do that. Yeah.
01:33:34
Speaker
yeah Well, because, you know, quick and spell, you can take a spell and spend two source rate points and cast it as a bonus action. Well, yes, but per normal D&D rules, the second spell you cast can't be a... It has to be a cantrip. It has to be a cantrip.
01:33:52
Speaker
ah Only one of them, pat or one of them failed on this second round. So this guy, top guy, passed, how much is that? 12 damage. And then second one failed, so that's 24. And then 12 for the other two. And they're both still up? They're all still up. I know, but the two that had to take the full damage. ah One of them is especially looking pretty bad.
01:34:21
Speaker
um They were like big friends possibly. Oh, no, not because I typoed but because I gave them all different HP as well um All right, so you double fireball and it is ah you doing any movements um Yeah, I'll take a step back over here behind the illusory illusory It's it's cur Where is Illusion Boy? Oh, there he is, okay. Dennis is up. Dennis does not need to Misty Step yet, because he's standing right in front of a thing. And he's going to Spirit, whether that's a miss. And a 14, does it hit this one? Is this one of the ones in armor? Oh, no, 14 doesn't beat its base, I see. Okay. cool So double miss for Dennis, unfortunately. Dennis. Yeah. Sorry, guys.
01:35:20
Speaker
I wasn't expecting the five vampires. Slurm, I think you you could do it. I got you, buddy. So Slurm. So at the end of the long rest, yeah he went ahead and changed his one of his infused, i his infused item back over to the winged boots where where they had been originally. And he's going to fly Right. One ten. Teen. I'm still within his disguise. This person's melee, but I live right here and in a straight line that's going to hit this one and this one. Right. Sir, his got ah ah his right gauntlet at hand, the little diodes on it are going to start to like ah lighten up and he's going to hold out his hand.
01:36:21
Speaker
and cast Lightning Bolt. All right. Submit. So that's a DC 17 deck save. OK. They both fail. So they both take full damage from Lightning. in um Minus.
01:36:41
Speaker
26 the first one is still standing but the second one turns to ash Before your eyes his gear conveniently falls to the ground and is not destroyed Dope then the only other thing I can do is Actually, I've already got temp HP from
01:37:13
Speaker
from eric and nope that's it i'm gonna go ahead and uh i'm gonna slurm is gonna go ahead and hold his ground oh actually that guy was holding a glaive not a staff but yeah he never got to use it so oh well does it look familiar does it have a butt on the end of it oh my god does it doesn't does not have a butt on the end of it, unfortunately. But, well, I mean, as a Glaive, you know, you can do the butt attack. But this butt, honestly, it's a little weird looking. It looks like um when it hits the ground, it kind of rattles a little. yeah And the blade of the Glaive is like a stylized um Snakehead.
01:38:03
Speaker
Oh, how she remember that and she wants that one. has a So would you say that the butt end kind of moves around almost like a rattle? Yes, I would say so. Yes. It rattles when it hits the ground.
01:38:17
Speaker
ran
01:38:20
Speaker
Is that your turn slate Slurm? Yeah. Yeah, I'm sorry. I'm sorry Slurm and glaive and ended up saying slave Are these regular vampires and would they have sunlight hypersensitivity I you could make an arcana check to know that And eight you are not entirely certain Anyways, I pulled out my wondrous item, Drift Globe, and cast Sunlight. Yes, you do. Or Daylight.
01:38:56
Speaker
And it sheds Daylight in 60 feet. ah Let me get your... Yeah, i'm not i'll just I'll light that up later, but yeah. I think your Drift glo is Globe is over here. Just got to copy that. Where are you, Drift Globe?
01:39:17
Speaker
Oh, what did I do with it? I know I kept the token, um because I knew you'd use it again. Oh, I may just have to recreate it. Oh, well. um Yeah, you've got the the drift globe um shines. And let me see exactly how sunlight works on these dudes.
01:39:37
Speaker
um
01:39:42
Speaker
Would that be an action bonus action? Okay, it is when it starts its turn that it takes damage from that. So, yeah. Would this be an action or a bonus action? I would think that's an action. Okay. Yeah. Five, 10, 15, 20.
01:40:07
Speaker
I might have accidentally deleted the drift globe, darn it.
01:40:12
Speaker
That means I have to create another one. You're doing it, Steve. How could you do that? No, the drift globe. Yes, Steve. Oh, OK.
01:40:30
Speaker
What are you doing? Sorry. I moved. OK. I. Yes. So I don't really have anything else besides like other items I can use, but I would imagine those would be action actions. Yeah. OK. Nope. I move, and that's it. All right. In my sun globe, but is it just like randomly somewhere? I'm working on it. Oh, OK.
01:41:06
Speaker
Working on an icon for you. OK, here we go. This will work.
01:41:11
Speaker
Of course it's not letting me take it for some reason. I want this one. Fine. We won't use that. We'll use this. Why isn't it not letting me use these tokens?
01:41:28
Speaker
That's not the token I want. Huh. That's odd.
01:41:42
Speaker
It's weird cause it's like, you know, I'm trying to use the free things and it pops up with some, a bunch of options, but it's not letting me drag and drop most of them. But none of these are the ones that I used before. I don't know where that one went.
01:42:02
Speaker
Cause that was a ah good, a good little orb. It was a happy orb, a happy orb.
01:42:12
Speaker
andrew And we're just going to take a little our bit of our Prussian yellow. And what the hell? Why not a little phthalo blue right there? And we're going to draw ourself a happy little just right there. There we go. Yeah, I don't know why none of these are are letting me ah use them. OK, well, we'll worry about that in a little bit. Whose turn is it? Elden Keywords turn. He is going to.
01:42:40
Speaker
um edward passwords turn He's going to cast ah Guiding Bolt at one of the vampires, um the one closest to him. And he'll cast it at second level.
01:43:01
Speaker
but i will better upcast at shit um That is a 16 to hit, which will hit. So that is ah wow. um Twenty one damage, radiant damage to the vampire. Not enough to kill the guy, but follow up question. Does the vampire take extra damage from radiance? It does not. Damn it. Any of the undead take extra damage from radiance?
01:43:34
Speaker
Possibly shadows, I think maybe All right. Now this guy is dead. So deletes him from initiative next up vampire spawn on the bottom He takes 20 damage. He does take 20 damage um Which does not kill this one. Damn it And but he also does not regenerate because there are sunlight happening um he ah is gonna charge forward, oh, Slurm's right next to him. He he will um attack Slurm with his, he's gonna bite attack you. um Vampire makes two attacks, only one of which can be a bite. Okay, first he'll claw you. That is an eight, so that is a miss. Then he will attempt to bite you.
01:44:26
Speaker
but doesn't He wants to suck your blood! and eighteen also does not hit all right so he tries to bite you and just bites your armor it does nothing um Next up is the other vampire.
01:44:40
Speaker
this vampire does that one also take 20 damage does take 20 damage because he's in sunlight um he is nearly dead he's not looking good um this is the one with the scimitar so let's see um he i guess he will also attack slurm okay i will He's tries to hit you with this scimitar for a 23. Okay. Did he actually manage it? He hit me, but I've got this piece is fine. Nine slashing damage. All right. Um, and then he's going to try to bite you. For 12 does not hit. yeah All right. It's scunder. He hasn't even, he they ain't even broken out of my broken through my templates piece. Shit. Talk about a boon.
01:45:29
Speaker
I can't get all three of them in a line. All right, I don't want to do this. Actually, you might be able to get them into a line if you did that telekinetic shove to that one to move it there. I can only move it five feet. But I'll do that. I will try to shove this one.
01:46:02
Speaker
Up here. Towards you. Okay. yeah One square up. Let me select these friggin things. See how it goes.
01:46:19
Speaker
um That is a strength save. He rolls a nine, so he is shoved. Oops. Then we're going to move down here.
01:46:32
Speaker
And I am going to throw a javelin of lightning targeting ah this guy. Thank you. So I got to go to my character sheets. Oh, God. I have such a ah mixed opinion on the javelin of lightning. as Every time I experience it, it's either super high or super low. So 23 to hit the one in the back. OK. It only goes for the one.
01:47:01
Speaker
Well, no. they So the first one has to make a DC-13 reflex save. And then this one gets hit on a 23. And if it gets hit, it takes 46 light. OK, the first one fails. And it also been it does hit the second one, yeah. So then they both take 46 lightning damage. Nice. Dang it. Is that correct? Let me make sure that's the right number. If you just click javelin of lightning, it should deal the damage like right on the in the chat. Yeah.
01:47:30
Speaker
No, it just did its regular. OK, OK, yeah. Well, also five piercing damage. who Oh, that is a bad rule. I mean, you applied it to two of them, so.
01:47:44
Speaker
um Well, it's two separate roles, so it's the lightning bolt and then it sticks her and then shoots again. Yeah, yeah. Mm hmm. Gotcha. So the lightning bolt deals eight damage and then the stabby does kill the guy. So because he only had three HP left.
Victory and Reflection
01:48:00
Speaker
ah Yeah. So that's another one down. um It is now a living. OK, go ahead. Everybody gets 13 temporary hit points to replace the 12. Fucking shit. And so if you're down, now you have 13 temporary hit points. Nice.
01:48:27
Speaker
Oh, God, we're never dying again. All right. Don't tempt the DM. and let's see like This vampire takes 20 damage. He is still up. Oops. I just knocked him to negative 20 health. Okay. And he's going to attack Dennis. Oops. I opened Dennis' sheet, not the vampires. He tries to whip Dennis.
01:48:55
Speaker
It gets a seven, so that's a miss, and then he tries to bite Dennis for a nine, which is a miss. These vampires suck. Amber, you're up. Take this whipping, you silly goose. I cast magic.
01:49:14
Speaker
Okay, very good. Yay. I cast the magic. ah I do good job. I cast Firebolt on the guy in front of ah Dennis.
01:49:31
Speaker
Does a 14 hit? A 14 sadly does not hit. Okay, that's my turn. That's unfortunate. All right, um Dennis is going to try to stab the guy in front of Dennis.
01:49:44
Speaker
ah Let's see if he hits this time around. ah That's a 15. Is this guy wearing armor? Let me check. This one is not wearing armor, so 15 hits, four.
01:49:58
Speaker
Ooh, and the thing actually happens. So seven piercing. It is a magical weapon, so that's 11 damage plus it is restrained.
01:50:15
Speaker
Minus 11 and buddy gets a second attack. So let's see if that hits second attack misses But the vampire is restrained Slurm you're up. All right, so Realizing the situation and how awesome it is.
01:50:37
Speaker
never get to fight vampires. He's going to pull out that sword hilt again, engage the blade, and he's going to make first attack on this vampire right next to him. Okay. I can't attack diagonal, right? You can, yes. Okay. I'm going to assume a 12 does not hit. No, 12 sadly does not hit. Well, that's fine. Second verse, same as first. Let's do it again. Pew pew.
01:51:07
Speaker
z wall The hit. The 14 does not. OK, Slurm fully whiffs both times. So the his effect the effect does not take to it. So he doesn't have to any disadvantage to attack anyone other than me. But Slurm's going to look down at his edit and be like, shit. That is my turn.
01:51:32
Speaker
um Mrs. Danger noodle you are up we this vampire all right There does not hit 17 hits for 20 damage 20 damage it is up still Hits Oh for an additional 14 it is dead Okay All right, there is one vampire spawn left. Fucking danger noodle. Is that your turn? Yes, it is. Mr. Keyword is going to try and go ahead. He's just going to try and guardian bolt again.
01:52:17
Speaker
um 19 to hit, so that will hit for 11 radiant damage, finishing off the last of the vampire spawns. um I know you guys are going to immediately start looting. So let me just go ahead and um share. Yeah, I want actually all I want is that buckler shield.
01:52:40
Speaker
Oh, that rolled to GM. God damn it. I'm trying to share the loot quickly and it's a roll into the GM. ah Black move. Is that a velvet helmet? It's just a mask.
01:52:58
Speaker
and Unroll him to GM. So um As y'all know I've got my random loot generators and some of that is just trinkets um The stuff if it doesn't have a value next to it or it doesn't sound like a weapon. It's probably a trinket and then All right. Does anyone want to Does anyone else want to walk the buffer? The staff of the adder is a glaive of the adder. OK. Which I will. If nobody protests, I would like to take this. I'll go ahead ahead. Here I will um drop the glaive of the adder underneath your sheet.
01:53:43
Speaker
um
01:53:47
Speaker
Does he? yeah Save.
01:53:55
Speaker
A potion of giant string. It is now in your zone. OK. Mister, what's his name again? Islander? Yes. Would you like a potion of giant string? I mean, it doesn't hurt. A paint a paper sandwich wrapper from Uncle Valeto's infernal eatery.
01:54:21
Speaker
Well, it has the robot man written all over it. I knew it. Also. Amber, you've got a rival. Specifically, I take this vampire into my house as well. All right. So thank you very much, Frank. So I get but I say we divvy up the extra the extra gold to go to.
01:54:50
Speaker
ah hot hot shoe and why me And, well, one, one moment. Hachu and Iskander. Iskander. Well, one, because Hachu, you had that fireball going. Sorry, that sun ball going, which was. Wow. It looks like a giant coin. Can I have access to it? How many feet is your light 60? Iskander Iskander was moving, was moving
01:55:24
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around the battlefield really helping us get everywhere everyone around where we need them to be so i think y'all deserve the extra the extra one in my opinion unless anybody wants to get pass
01:55:38
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but it looks like Frank distributed gold yeah sorry
01:55:49
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um Yeah, i figured it you know, it's nice to have that done and worry about it. Thank you, Frank. You're a lamb.
01:56:07
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Yeah, so um what time is it for you? It's it's already 10 30 30. I don't know if you all want to delve into this tomb or not. um It's up to you guys. I need to punch out college station in the morning. Yeah. the call station I was there Saturday.
01:56:24
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and so Damn it. All right, then. I hate that route. We will explore the tomb next week. ah So um thank you, everybody, for joining. ah I didn't pay attention to the chat, but I don't think we got any listeners today. um I was your dungeon master, Ron Bjorkend. With us tonight was our newest player, Eric. Yep, I'm Eric, and I play Iskander. You'll probably just find me here. Yep, and Frank.
01:56:57
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Hi, I'm Frank. I'm currently doing math. um You can find me on social media if you look hard enough. I am on most of them. um I can't say I do anything, but I am there. Also tune in on Sunday mornings ah for random games being streamed on the IDM roleplay at twitch dot.tv.
01:57:22
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I do sometimes do games also on Friday morning. I've been streamed in a while, but I'll i'll get back to it eventually. Hey, everybody. I'm Bill. I was playing Slurm. I had a great night. i love the game I'm loving the game so far just because we're always fighting something, and I love it.
01:57:44
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um Y'all can find me on Twitter at Billzebub, or Billzebub2. I mostly just post and repost art and stuff, you know try to get some ah artists so a bit more bit more noticed. And ah be sure to pay your artists, everybody. I hope and if for everybody that needs to hear it, I love you. And hey. Hey, it was a good game. We actually got through some pretty good stuff. I'm excited for next week.
01:58:14
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And as the battle ends, Slurm, you once a gear again hear just above a whisper, some laughter. And recording. Okay. You son of a bitch. I gotta remember how to stop Craig. There it is.
01:59:14
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Thanks everyone for listening. The intro and outro songs you heard today was Foxhole Revolution created by Kevin MacLeod at Encompetech.com, licensed under Creative Commons by Attribution 4.0 license, Creative Commons dot com, licenses by 4.0. The night is over and have a great day everyone.