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Cuz Chat 53 - Car
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BM and JRD are back by unpopular demand hosting this episode of The Cuz Chat Podcast for your listening pleasure! We dive into chats about Humpf turning 50, Cuzzy Car on vacation, the recent KCRU Finals and much more!
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Introduction to 'Cuzz Chat'
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breathing
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towards a ruthless deception welcome back to the potty cars representing representing cuz gotta represent the ah great PU ye of Casey. So yeah. um And also joining us this week on the Kuzz Chair podcast from Parts Unknown, the great across the ditch Kuzzy car. Welcome to the potty Kuzz. Cheers. Cheers. First time here. You know. Another one is as old. um ah last Last time we had um
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Macho Man Randy Average. and And yeah, obviously he came for the potty, just happened to you know catch up with Fano as well. I imagine that's the the status of this trip as well. Yeah, yeah. Come and see the old lady, everyone else. Shout out to all the kuzzies, aunties, uncles. hot So yeah, we got um yeah a lot of stuff on for everyone tonight.
Main Topics Overview
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um First of all, though, we just want to highlight the headlines.
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Tonight on Curse Jad Podcast. Humpff turns 50. We want to know the most wasted you've ever been. Cars on vacation. Fingers. And where they're not supposed to be.
Humph's 50th Birthday Celebration
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the KCRU finals, and ending sports careers. It's about you, Richo. So yeah, where do you want to start, Kazis? Got a lot going on there. um it Let's start with Humph, I guess. He's the big 5-0. Yeah. Already? Or is it coming up? Yeah, yesterday. Oh, shh. Happy birthday, Humph. That was some good spirits. We hit the old Lone Star A in Hamilton. Yeah, I almost went to Mottadua.
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because his text message said we're going to be having a bit of a feed at Lone Star Rotoruna. And I thought he'd done a typo, and that meant Rotorua. But it was Rototuna. The difference there, Kaz? Yeah, so yeah. um And then Webco rolled me for 20 minutes, so I was like,
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half an hour late. Yeah, pretty ratchet. But Roadworks too, watch out for those out there this summer
Roadworks and Daily Commutes
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far note. PSA, if we run out there.
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I'm heading west. I don't know if they're doing anything out there. What is up with that, guys? These fucking roads close all over the show. Have you noticed it with all your travelling around here? Yeah, come through this way. Save away at once, change, eh? Oh, yeah, that's a big, big change for you. Yeah, all those big trucks. Scary, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Scary. Yeah. But did you have to, like, because the road between Taupo and Tokoro is closed. Correct. Is it, I think, Atamuri?
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yeah yep yeah and then and the worst thing is right where they stop these massive road works 100 200 meters further down where the roads the most fucked right before the ball ring you drive that like it almost throws shit off my shelves on my work van going over those buns oh yeah yeah you are they must be must be getting to it though sure like i didn't even know what they're doing there like but bit I've actually been through it because we get that resident access thing, you can go cruise through it. i ba'rely Widening it out in quite a few spots and making the double lanes more passing lanes. Just a bit wider on certain things but better visibility I think. They're supposed to be doing like four years of road works and like in a couple of years of road works in four months here. That's this whole thing that's happening at the moment on State Highway 1. Yeah because it's not disclosed here, there's other parts of State Highway 1 that are.
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definitely not but time to do a lot of travel around the country. ma You go over to Asia and be asia might be at what they do here, go do it over there. Be a European driver in Asia. How does that work? I've never it myself but you know, ah Asian driver, that classic thing over here or tourists you know. yeah Go do that somewhere else.
Humorous Personal Stories
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What? And drive properly? Yeah, well... They're all driving crazy, bro. No, just be absolutely good. Aye, I see what you mean. Well, you can be a group in different ways in those places, aye? Like, you go to Bali and get on the scooters, you know? The locals, they're gonna think you're in it, you know? It's pretty... It's not easy.
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yeah That ain't easy, being greasy. um The biggest upset to my daily commute though has been the closing of Broadlands Road. Because that's pushed everybody into town and have to go up Spar Road to get out. I'll pass that way. The ETA's been shut yeah as well. Yeah, that's down too. Motherfuckers, man. That's bad. I live on a good day, five minutes from work. It takes me 35 minutes to get to work. Fuck me.
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It's ridiculous. It gets backed up not only past the shops, but around the corner as well. All trying to get out across the bridge. It's messed up.
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i'm about five minutes to work too now anything that'll really get me is One minute late, then the train comes. And you get delayed by the train. So you just don't be late.
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Still, it's an inconvenience, aren't you? like but't have to stop you yeah Because got each of those level crossings in Brisbane. Yeah, it's terrible. Anyway. What were we talking about? ah welcome Welcome to fucking New Zealand anyway, Casey. Thanks, guys. Fucking, it's been fucking how long?
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like she ah I thought it was longer. Yeah, I've been in Aussie for a whole decade now, so yeah I come back once. Was that 2017? Only a decade, nah. It should have been about 11, 12 years, yeah. Fuck. Because we're over at Mudda Tarzan, you come back last day in the carry. Fucking, yeah. That was a good time, actually. Come back at Christmas, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Jeez. Time flies over. Yeah, I guess, yeah. Well, I guess, yeah, because, yeah, we've been, like, 17 years and I was now, yeah.
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Yeah, long time, eh? Yeah. I always thought you were about the same, but nah. But you've been alright so far? Been good. Talking about those roads. That's helped me through the torture, okay? Your body's in a car wreck. Well, that's yeah. We might as well get onto that. Your vacation was lack thereof because of the travelling. I've just been travelling. I went down south first. Then up to Openoni. Back to the Coromandel. Hamilton. Back to the Coromandel. Then I've come down all the way down to the TPO.
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Well, driving a lot of flights. Driving a lot of flights. Nick just bouncing around like a cobble here. It does get you, bro. It does get you. Shout out to Aunty Liz. She gave me the old message. Did she? Oh, I saw a chat. Yeah. How'd it go? Transformed me, I reckon. Straight up. Yeah. Yeah. All had the shakes and everything after. Oh really? The body is just fucking... It felt cold. Yeah right. She took me to the next level eh? Your body has been enlightened. Yeah. It felt like that. It felt like that cousin. You want to cast a few hoodoos on you as well? Yeah yeah yeah. Same time? Very emotional. Yeah. That's what she loves. She loves doing that sort of shit. But yeah so how long you got left?
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Go back Friday, so another, yeah, not too long, three or four days. Oh, yeah, yeah, pretty much. Had good 20 days in New Zealand, so I'm gonna put over it now. It's too cold for me, eh? Yep. Oh, especially coming from pooth. oh You've lost 20 degrees there almost. Yeah. And then yet when it does get hot, it's just muggy and fucking real hot at the moment. Like it'll be cold. well Like it is spring. Yeah. but Yeah. that's This time. a but Yeah. When it does and the sun does come out. Whoa. Yeah. Yeah.
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It's like I've got menopause, eh? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Flasher waiting, eh? The hot flushers. Oh, hot flushers, cold flushers, yeah. That's fine with me. Nipples are hard.
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Yeah, don't want to associate that with being a bad thing. Yeah, all over yeah oh its yeah it took me a while to adjust here because I think the biggest shock though is when I moved back. It's going to be fucking, I'm just going to be like, fuck that, I'm not going outside. Stay in the aircon. Yeah, weather's been so shit here all year too. All over the place. Fuck, flooding. Yeah, I know. Yeah, right, yeah.
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Had some good days though in the winter, bro. They've been real crisp as still fucking cold, but like blue skies, snow on the mountain, the stay just like see, you can see for miles, yeah you know, sort of thing. And that's, yeah, I never get sick of that. Never gets sick of that. I've been pretty much.
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Good for the views around here, that's for sure. Very pretty game, country. Yeah. Yeah. Topal especially, I think. Topal especially. um well What else we got in the here? We've got Hump's turn 50. I think that's what we started talking about. Yeah. The Kuzzies turn 50.
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Went to the Align style, watched the UFC there. um And yeah, that was about it, basically. Well, were you allowed to say at this point? I'm just trying to make it sensational. I'll hit one of those two. I can now fit slow on those.
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um It's all gone pressure. um
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Yeah, my missus went to the Coldplay concert on the weekend, just going, this is off topic, but she um came back on the Sunday, pretty early in the morning, about eight-ish. I had a few of the boys around on the Sunday night playing a bit of Yuka. Yeah, drank a few of her drinks out the fridge and all that. She let me know about when she got back in and then, and yeah, so my dog has a bit of a bloody habit of going into the shed and taking stuff out. Drinking her beers? Yeah, drinking beers, taking stuff out and just putting it on the lawn and stuff like that, you know? Anyway. Those dogs do? Yeah, she'll do it sometimes in the morning.
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and I'd put her out in the morning before work and anyway I leave for work and then my missus sends me a Snapchat picture of um like some woman some sort of woman's skincare out on the driveway you know. What the fuck is this she reckons? Not hers. Yeah well apparently not hers and definitely you know I hadn't had any woman at all round at the fucking house through the weekend so it's not like I could be like might have been hers It was in, I think it was in the shed, just in a box of junk, you know, and the door was gone on and I put it out there. But yeah, I don't think the missus believes me. Raised some concerns then. Yeah, I've looked at it too. And it's like, she left it on top of the recycling bin at home. And it's like some sort of powder. So I was like, well, no one's going to be, you know,
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rocking around to the house late night fucking with an actual powder. I don't know what it was, but definitely was just junk in the shed, you know? Fuck. Anyway.
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so
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oh But um you know, women out there that listen to the podcast, what would you think? You know, you've come home from a weekend away. You've seen a um makeup container. And I don't, to be honest, i I'm pretty sure it wasn't out there on the Sunday. So.
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Theoretically for it to have gotten out there, of what it would have had to have been, you know, done when she was home. Obviously thinking logically, right? Yeah, yeah. Well, yeah, you'll come round thank yeah. I think, yeah. Just thinking emotionally, so yeah, once she kind of comes around, she'll be right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. cut few sure I haven't actually seen her since this morning, because I pretty much knocked off early and came over here. Oh, I see. Yeah.
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you
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i do yeah That is the best policy if you know you're sensing some hostility. Just remove yourself from the equation. Yeah, well that's right. Yeah, so well first thing first was did do you eat all the corn chips?
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Yeah. I was going to use those for my dinner. I was like, we live like not even a hundred meters from the Foursquare. Hostility. A lot of hostility.
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oh gla um If there's anything you want to kind of mention from your time in New Zealand so far, have you got any highlights or if I can? Highlights are just seeing everyone. Row lights? Yeah. My lights are seeing Humpf, but yeah, no. Shout out to Humpf. No, but it's just seeing everyone, you know? Everyone's good. Everyone's still the same. Yeah, that's what you want to see most of the time, mate. Yeah, common faces, you know? Yeah. Good feed.
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yeah When I went round to Nate's afterwards, i I was saying that you were there and that, and he's like, fuck, fucking Carbo. He said, fuck it, one time we were around at Hampstead, I'll never forget it. Fuck it, my city and Papa Woods were like, Dad said we' we're going to go to the um to the park. and Then he's like, Karl's like, your dad is a liar. I've been born to like six, seven. Your dad is a liar. Just rip the bandaid off. I will retake you to the park.
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It's good to see them though, bro. They look good, eh? Yeah, pups got a missus in that. Holy shit. Well, he's tall as fuck, eh? Yeah. Yeah. So nah, it was fucking good to see them. And Raz as well. Yeah. Fuck, yeah. He's a lovable chap though, huh, fake? Oh, yeah. Oh. He's a rogue, bro. He's a rogue. All of us fucking talking about, eh, all these thick-faced taroos they were going to be getting in there. Perfect, thick-faced, thick-on-your-face taroo, you know?
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he's He's definitely ah like a plus 16 charisma. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So, you know, wisdom might be a bit low, but so that you know what they say, what God has the devil wants as well. You know, Mike Tyson says that I didn't watch the fight, but from what I'm hearing, he was,
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not really living up to what he showcased himself to be.
Mike Tyson's Fight Discussion
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On the on the training videos and that, yes yeah they did make him maybe look like he had a bit more strength in the legs and footwork but I thought he fought really well though. um Defensively, fuck he still had some real good head movement and yeah he didn't actually take, he took a few heavy shots and I and honestly do believe that Jake Paul probably could have knocked him out if he really wanted to.
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Yeah right. How old is he? 60 something? 58? Yeah it is 60 something. That's old bro. Especially if you've been boxing and doing drugs and fucking getting on it your whole life you know and being a millionaire and being broke and then... Has he got a weed farm too?
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Probably. Yeah, I think so. I like to see him versus Don King next. Who? Jake Paul? Tyson. Don King, the promoter. Yeah, he's about 90. I didn't think he was still kicking. Yeah, he was ripping Mike off big time while he was in prison.
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ah yeah
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Terrible. Terrible, that's what it is. Terrible. Yeah, but no, well, I actually, I still, everyone fucking reckons it was shit, but I actually really still enjoyed the fight. Um, I was glad to see that Mike ended up staying in there, you know, he didn't get knocked out. Yeah. I thought he did himself pretty proud for of the fucking age that he is. Like man. Boxing itself hasn't really been the top of its game for a long time now. Yeah. These sort of fights, these promotional fights like this, yes if we can get some,
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Good ones. Yeah. These two bite guys will find it, you know? The production was terrible, though. Like, hours and hours, like, so much time between fights and too much filler. Like, UFC doesn't go filler like that, you know? It's pretty straightforward, and you get an idea of how good it's gonna be. Yeah. Pretty good-ass, well-produced by the UFC. Waste people's time, man. Yeah. Fuck. Yeah. No, that's right. You're already fucking us around, you know, as it is. Yeah.
Mysterious Finger Injury Speculation
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yeah Anyway, what else we got on the agenda here boys? I did wanna, hopefully someone might have more info on fucking, I can't stop swearing. It's just rolled up the tongue. Old J's finger. So we've had a few posters in the old Cuz Chat group chat. First were quite cryptic I thought. I didn't really give a lot away.
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It was basically a picture of a fingerprint just yes but on the on the floor, somewhere where it's not supposed to be. But ah what was, I guess, confusing about it is there was no blood.
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There's no indication of blood. It was just a pale looking yeah fingerprint yeah almost. Could have been silicon. Yeah, could have been a slug. could You don't know, you know. And then, oh my lord, the next couple of, what was it, photos but straight into like fucking gore porn of a mangled fucking finger.
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what did you but looks like you said a knife instead of nets for sure yeah well that's what he i didn't hear him explain like how did it happen yeah so it's silly then i reckon i was like oh so yeah you haven't had the story no i haven't had the story either i believe it'll be a Stanley knife yeah okay place your bets now we've got a Stanley knife here that's the only thing to put your high odds yeah yeah i'm feeling it something like that yeah things sticking out. Surely a slip to cut that much off. Yeah. Keep going. But it look it looked like it had some bludgeoning damage in there to me. was Did it look like a straight cut to you or did it look like a bit of strudgeoning? Yeah, I thought it was a straight one and then like. Oh, okay. Could have been in the kitchen though. I honestly at my first thoughts was in the kitchen. I actually seen his trade issues on so I'm thinking it worked. Yeah, that's what I thought too. And it looked like a
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and you would have been not a home floor yeah you ought have been more to what time it would have been around there when that snapchat come through not really i'm out of whack yeah rae four hours difference time difference yeah it's six six oh my lord six are you guys running a reverse daylight savings now when you in day i say i think we go five six depending yeah saving get fire No, we're four behind them. Yeah, no, we're but two, three. Yeah, they're three and we're three behind them. Oh, okay. Yeah, that sounds about right. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, but sometimes they have fucking daylight savings on your side, eh? Yeah, your side does. Only sun Sydney. So that's the two, three, we just stay the same. But yeah, the finger, fucking fingers and where they're not supposed to be. So definitely not meant to be in front of a Stanley knife. yeah
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on the floor yes un attached yeah which oh it's I'm glad Mitch kind of brought back toe gate or what happened with your toe which is a loss of a piece of appendage as well in the comment about using that finger to replace your messy part of your toe
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yeah year full like got no toenails about four years. Yeah. Oh my god. Jay said also said that it hasn't stopped bleeding after four days or so. What do you think it was like? You look like you've gone through all the layers of skin anyway. It was all the layers of skin. Yeah. Definitely down to the fleshy bits. Yeah. but yeah um It was probably skin graft might need for that. a quite a force I said back some snake skin in there. Some fish skin. Whatever. Yeah. Yeah. Crayfish. Take a bit off your ass.
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Everyone's thinking full skin. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. that's so is oh yeah oh And fuck what? Not a bad option, you know? Are you smelly? Fine. Yeah, dick tits. Smell my face. Smell my face. Start growing pubes out of it.
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Smells always fishy. Yeah. yeah Actually, it must must have been a week for finger injuries because ah it cracked me up because cave had seen that through. And then my other boy had been doing some later in the evening work on his car. I reckon he could hear a bit of noise coming from the front wheel. So the front wheel jacked up and he was spinning. So he was standing there with the front passenger wheel and he had his left hand and he was spinning the wheel, spinning the wheel. And then he must have put his finger in between the wheel spoke and the brake caliper.
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And I just like guillotine the whole s snap, snap the bone, snap the, I just peeled it up basically from that first, first lot of crease in your finger. Yeah. Peel it up and out that way a little bit. Yeah. So pretty he was only spinning it by hand, but Yeah, it was just the clearance between the brake and the wheeler, yeah. Fingers, where they're not supposed to be. Yeah, not supposed to be in wheel spokes and brake calipers, that's for sure. Thankfully, I've still got all my opinions. Stay safe out there, we're cool cars. Just grab that on there, bro. Yeah, so we're waiting for KVD to come back and i was I'll leave the the next topic we're going to talk about, which is the finals for him to kind of, you know, embellish, I guess.
Friend's Sports Injury and Retirement
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um which yeah the finger one we still haven't got to the bottom of with with Jay but the other around the same time there was another injury that went down with a hospital visit in there as well um and we We need to kind of, um like I ah guess, have a little mini intervention at this stage for our Kazi Richo, with there' which could very well be a sports ending career. Some ankle inflammation, I believe. Try to play it off as not warming up. But I think we all know what the real problem is here. Thoughts, Kazi, on that little incident? You reckon it could be guilt?
00:24:23
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He does like a bear. He does like a bear. He does like a bear. So you reckon he's playing it off as an injury? Yeah, it's actually me. Ankle gout.
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um I think it was, yeah, he reckons it was sport and it was still playing rugby. I think he hasn't picked up any other sport, has he? I suppose they will be coming into their season there again, yeah.
00:24:46
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Because, i yeah, I think it's it's gone off the board. I can't even remember. yeah As usual, zero research or anything for the body. Might be going back to doing some semi-professional stuff in there. Yeah, that's the thing. If you play first 15 rugby in New Zealand, you can just be over 40 and then wait. And then you can play semi-professionally over there. Touch and all that in the UK, I reckon. You can just be basic New Zealand touch and then you can play a rep level over there.
00:25:19
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Yeah, there's a comparison chart somewhere out there that has the levels of what you've achieved and what it translates to overseas in which country. Someone's done their work for sure. That website. Yeah, maybe. It'll be on a Reddit thread somewhere. Yeah, will Rugbear be our top one? What will be our fucking next or our bottom one?
00:25:38
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right What a sport you can walk into. What are New Zealand the worst at? Not much, bro. Not much. You think ah my mind went straight to lawn bowls? I think we're pretty fucking decent at that. Yeah. Plenty of those around. Yeah.
00:25:56
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It's probably quite an obscure sport, really. Bob's leading, not much of that going on there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I guess, yeah. Oh, we gave it a go. Cool bunnings? Yeah, really. Get back, yeah.
00:26:11
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yeah Okay, really cool bunnings. Cool bunnings sausage, bro. Oh, yep. Always get out of the tree. But I think the guts of what we wanted to say here was that, Richo, I think it might be time to hang up the boots.
00:26:25
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I'd love him to come out for retirement day. Yes, yeah, yeah. Announce that. Announce that. Oh, the man of the hour. Oh. Kevin D. in the house. Welcome to the podcast. Kevin. Just doing the rounds, giving the welcomes. Oh, yes. How are you? Yeah, good, bro. Good. Get on on that mic. Get on on that mic so we can hear you. We've got another mic going on too. Yeah, we might not have heard earlier because he's is um actually caught Maddie out. Um,
00:27:03
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caught Maddie out, put it up to the, I don't even know how to get in there, put it up to the microphone though, because if you want to play, i i come back to the, come back to that. yeah How are you? No, bro. Good, bro. Yeah. No, just finished my heat. Yeah.
00:27:20
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I had to got a tournament on tomorrow, so I was just showing them around. Who's that between? Oh, we've got this girls tournament in Tokyo, bro, so. Just all secondary school stuff, so. We've had some referees and stuff come from, um I had one come from Tasman, so. Which is a hell of a way, yeah, he'd come for school tournament, so. Just being the hospital host, you know, like, showing them around.
00:27:48
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To be fair,
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I said 830. Take 43 now. Yeah, okay. You're actually on time. So, once you take into account multi-time, you add 40. Oh, I am the um ETA's close too. Yeah, at Brawlers Road.
00:28:09
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like to smoke mirror trying give below Every time I see you, bro, there's something to do with road conditions. wow that Last we had a cuppa, I was delayed one hour. That's right. yeah yeah you All right all good. What's it going on anyway? Well yeah. What were you fellas all about? We just gotta um getting through we did you know how to turn 50 yesterday? Okay now 50 Jesus yeah
00:28:41
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So we just updated everyone on that. You'll have to listen back to the podcast to have a full story. um
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we I don't know if you've seen the latest Cash Snapchat where Jay has lost a part of his finger. um We talked about that. And Richo has also have been racking up support injuries. So we think the intervention is required. Maybe get him to hang up the boots.
00:29:06
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but to be a good sport for
00:29:10
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Long balls. Long balls, mate. Bob said it. Like golfing to you, lady. Wow. Exactly. Yeah, hard golfing. Great sport. Just stick with golf. Yeah. Probably the cost. It costs more. Yeah. Yeah, it is a more expensive sport. So would you rather lose money or body function? Money. 100%. You ask the man who's coined the phrase, any of the injuries permanent over 30, he's going to take the money. Wow. So now we're just kind of opening things up. We haven't got to poor forming yet, but we'll get there. But yeah, just welcoming Carter to the country as well. And just, you know, there's many travels around the place.
00:30:04
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yes um So what, I didn't even know you were coming back, mate. How did that all fall into place? Sent it out into the universe. Have you not to go? No, Kevy's a big corporate now, right? Yeah, he decided to. To be fair, I didn't even... I forgot I had Snapchat actually. I only put it on my phone a few weeks ago when I Yes. left my old job to my new job. I had changed phones. Yep. They scan your socials, don't they? You can't be on the same.
00:30:40
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Don't be affiliated, eh? Yeah, yeah. No comment? yeah only on the kingdom we hit chat now yeah If we hit the success of mainstream podcasts, I might be
00:31:03
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With a worldwide audience of three. yeah yeah Those are the three that were honoured.
00:31:11
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you know we're a across that We're across the ditch though. It's historical accuracy more than anything. That's what I'm hearing about. historical accuracy But in saying that bro, like who out of our offspring really Like in the future going to listen you never know yeah exactly i wow to To that point Evelyn was very interested about the podcast then and what it was all about who was on it and what were you talking about?
00:31:41
Speaker
Did you let her listen? No, no, she's too young. No, we've seen it in a few years, maybe. Jesus, can I just be a parent? If you're encouraging someone to listen to that. Yeah. no. It's, yeah. Oh, no. No designs to, you know, this could be any bigger than it needs to be. No, we have high gold high hopes for this, bro. If I could get some sponsors on board. Oh, yeah? Who would sponsor us?
00:32:09
Speaker
Great question. What type of person would sponsor us? I reckon who, yeah who out of the far know, owns their own bizzo? They officially do. Yes. as So then that's why I'm looking there too.
00:32:27
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oh Proudly sponsored. Yep. I could get Sentinel Homes on board. Nate Dog. since Well, we'll give them, I'm happy to give plugs there anyway. Yeah, we'll just give them plugs, mate. Trudy, shut up. Well, we starting started giving plugs out anyway, and also bad bad rep too. Yes, well, we have we have toyed with that idea as well. Accurate. Do you think we could get into people sponsoring us to slag off other the places? We could probably get sued for this.
00:32:54
Speaker
No, that's actually a business, bro. There's a dude that you go to his website, tell what business do you work for, ah what your who your boss is, and tell him exactly what you want to say to your boss, and then he'll go and do it anonymously. No, but this is not anonymously. You're on a massive podcast, you know, bagging out, say, you know, Taranaki. You're usually nice dudes, bro.
00:33:26
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what about south canterbury they want to ah seen warson set up nice yeah Well, and that's the topic that we were hoping you were here for is actually the and if we're gonna give anyone a plug let's give it to the KCRU for getting all the trophies available that they they could possibly get this season, um if I'm not wrong. Yeah, in the division, the only one that they couldn't get in the comp is the Medes Cup, but um it's played with the top four of the comp, so they got the Lahore Cup, which is kind of out of the top eight, top four, bottom four, they played in the bottom four, and the first time they've had that since 2015.
00:34:13
Speaker
Yeah, momentous. I like achievement and... Thankfully, I was, you know, part of that day, just experience. Yeah, we were part of the season, to be fair. You were at, basically, every game, every home game. Yeah, every home game, but not the travelling. But yeah, man, it was an epic day at Te Kuiti. The fans turned out, the vendors turned out, you know, everyone sort of turned out for... And the records turned out, hey? Yes, yes. Hey, like, regardless, it went well into overtime too, hey? Like, it'd be cool, isn't it?
00:34:49
Speaker
Talk about entertaining. Game of footy. Holy shit. It had all the theatrics and being there live. Man, i was I couldn't watch. I had to turn around for a bit there because that was intense. and like Even if you weren't a fan of rugby, watching that game made you feel something. I think your era was caught up in that same atmosphere. yeah Regardless if you were half watching or not. like To be fair, you'd want. You couldn't argue.
00:35:18
Speaker
but either the team if they won it like no it's one of those occasions where rugby is the winner on the day you know not not the team critic yeah the cliches come to a hundred percent but a lot happened today there was a lot happened there like some old fella got sunstroke had to stop the game so they could get the ambulance over there to move them into the shade fucking helicopters yeah drones in airspace they shouldn't be like not as what been bared up with
00:35:50
Speaker
yeah but they shows the level of experience hey give it out shout out to the ka because hundred percent all of that stuff happened and he had ah claim i mean just yeah rock okay we'll do this okay we yeah That was probably most impressive as the day went pretty smoothly despite everything that went on the extra time the the kerfuffle with a bit of the sky audio gear. but the The event that happened at half time was delayed to start a second half with that medic emergency. like yeah He was all over it all. I didn't even know that there was stuff happening because it was just yeah just flowing.
00:36:30
Speaker
It was a hell of a day. yeah so and And the results as well, you know icing on the cake there. You've got to have two to tang away. That man's as good as Joker really is. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, 100%. You've got to have... Did you win... Did you and Rodders jump into the showers with the boys afterwards? Nah, no, no shower scenarios. I was already at my number ones, but... Oh, right, yeah. That was good. I wasn't going to get out of my number ones. Some of the players didn't even get out of their plane. So you see, they didn't even have showers, bro. They just stayed in their kit.
00:37:05
Speaker
all night ro's gone out of his kid um now mad as He was still on the clock, doing work as we were. just yeah nice to It's just like any other rugby game for the after function. Every team gets together, have a bit of a tin wag, have a big feed and then go on their way. Only the added bit, the boys had a bit more silverware.
00:37:34
Speaker
And we're just enjoying the moment. and So they should too, a long time between drinks. yeah now they The way they played it all year was a good reward for their efforts, I reckon, from what I've seen anyway. I always had the best seat in the house. It's common in the media box or back in front and centre in the grandstand. It was awesome.
00:38:01
Speaker
Yeah, it was cool. We had one of the better setups, I reckon, in terms of crowd announcing. Live streaming. Live streaming. Yeah, just like that.
00:38:14
Speaker
like a well oililed machine and it looked like a wellowy Yeah. It was a very, very eventful day. Even the trip home was like an absolute hoot. I took those two old fellas back with us. No, we probably won't take them out. You know local Topol Road, you know these two. There's some wicked stories. Anderson fits by all the way home. Those two fellas. I wanted a story, I won't get into the detail too much, but I tell them they had this final
00:38:47
Speaker
one year and they were playing. The home team was from Topal and they were challenging the team in the Hawke Bay for the final. So the road was a cold winter's day and so they had to drive over to Hawke's Bay, but the road was closed so they couldn't get through.
Rugby Final Coin Toss Story
00:39:04
Speaker
So to determine who won the final, they rang the guy over in the Hawke's Bay Club and said, oh, we can't get through. So the guy goes, all right, I'll flip a coin.
00:39:18
Speaker
just determine who wins. Okay. Oh, yes, we did. So they said, Oh, what do you call? And the guy, the talpo guy goes, I will call heads. So through the phone, the guy flipped the coins and says, Oh, tails, you lose. But there was no, no verification to say if that dude wasn't telling bullshit or not. But they just took it the whole season of hard work, dedication to make it to a final got balanced on a flip of a coin, which they just trusted the dude that flipped it and made the call. So how the fuck could they do that? I won't tell the other story because that is quite identifying, I think as well. But all I'll say is.
00:40:02
Speaker
um I ended up calling them the donkey bros. I was talking about it off here. It was an amazing amazing day. The weather to the staff, the people. It was awesome bro and awesome to be a part of that too.
00:40:21
Speaker
All right so you we normally get into a bit of a poor form around this point of the potty so um you had did you want to sort of give a bit of a update on our new uh terminology? Well it was gonna say like performing or poor forming like What do you guys think? I'll share a bit of a story. um One of the boys, these um leave him I'll leave his name out of it. but yeah For this, we'll just call him mate. Old mate. Yeah, old mate. So, old mate went out on the town at my business awards.
00:41:05
Speaker
and and Hamilton and ended up sort of tying on with us the ah skill. It turned out to be... Beevor's ex-wife, Steven Donald. I'm not making no sense. All ears now. So he tries to book into an over town straight from town because he's living with a sister at the moment and they've got kids in there at home. So try to book into an over town. No go, no rooms. Try to book into the Ibis. No go, no rooms. And he's like, oh, I think I've got an idea.
00:41:41
Speaker
So they go back to an office building of his there and he ends up sort of dealing to her in the old board room. Excellent. And then it makes you goes outside and spends the night out front of the office in his rooftop tent.
00:42:04
Speaker
And then again in the morning, once the sun comes up in the rooftop tent, Old mates checking off boxes. It's amazing. It would have been outside of the... Personalised plate on the vehicle. Sign right of building. And rooftop tent. Parked out in front of a place where a lot of people walk past. And most likely at that time of the morning.
00:42:35
Speaker
Yeah, someone else is doing the thinking that night.
00:42:43
Speaker
Honestly, if he didn't try to go into the the hotels, the whole thing seems a little bit more shady. You know, just parking your rooftop tent up near town and... What's Bill Grez's motto?
00:42:58
Speaker
Does it overcome adapter? It provides adapter in the cup. come here That's where he was at. resourceful it's where That's where he was at. That's where he was at. That's where you get a pop-up tent though. Yeah, wait just for that. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Late night white baiting. Yeah. 100%. Yeah.
00:43:16
Speaker
Oh, I'm assuming she's white.
00:43:21
Speaker
She must like white people, because she's like a Steve McDonald's. Well, that's the most irrelevant point of the story, really. Comparatively to where he did it, and I don't think of who was as much impacted as the where and how. But again, it takes two to tingle.
00:43:41
Speaker
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, wow, that's right. Soo people thought it was a good idea, right? I wonder what his start of the story is going to be though. I said he's got to watch out. He's starting to get a name for himself around town, eh? The Pop-Up Poona.
00:44:03
Speaker
ah the pop harpooner yeah
00:44:13
Speaker
perform me based on the ah that but it's performing performing yeah reckon yeah no good wow yeah yeah If you come with your own tent like that's a movie scene type stuff especially in the boardroom I imagine but especially he's got to go back to work
00:44:32
Speaker
Best if you walked in there on Monday and they'd be like, oh, Jesus, bit of a tin tinny. They'd smell the bit. They like, thank you for their tinny smellers. Yeah, they would have made for you. Smell with your fingers and stuff? Yeah. Little tinny smeller? Yeah. I hope the cleaners come through on the Sunday, fuck. Unlikely if the business is here, bro. They probably like Friday night cleaners. You'd want to get in there early the next day able to make sure everything's all in order, bro, because fuck you don't want some, you know, a couple of stripper dollars left on the... Actually, go have it, Sam. I can actually share a poor form story about how it's given us his birthday.
00:45:22
Speaker
Actually, you are. You can't say they multi one fuck was that, might have been when you were leaving, given that car's here. It's actually, we all went out. Yeah, Mitchell's there too. much ima Yeah, The old stripper money. When you say stripper money, that's what I'm talking about. Hub came to mind. Hub is absolute came to mind.
00:45:49
Speaker
oh So one time, we're in this club. And the part seemed money around him. One of the cousins had some stripper money on the table and put it in his mouth and laid down and the stripper came in and done her thing and took it out with her everything all over him. And then so Hump gets down and does the same thing. The stripper must have tried to stand as far away as she could and bent over and just picked it up with her fingertips.
00:46:21
Speaker
ah She got the alert straight away just to the Kuzzy's radius. Is that some tongs? Yeah, well that's it. she If she had them, she would have used them. But it was from one extreme to the other. One Kuzzy was getting it all lapped up and grinding all over him to get that money and then hump her. She just, she must have just got the vibe straight away.
00:46:45
Speaker
Yeah, I definitely don't recommend going for that manoeuvre at the strippers, they fuck and they'll do you some damage if you're not careful too. Are we talking about suffocation or...? Fuck, you Beat your head around in that. So is it called abuse and suffocation? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Where to go?
00:47:05
Speaker
Again, is that performing or performing? Performing, yeah. Well, he wasn't who performing at that stage, just getting the paycheck. Yeah. All right. Every birthday, huh? I think that was a birthday too, huh?
00:47:24
Speaker
good night cars um night where where to be a fucking what else happened oh That was only thing I remember, because I remember just cracking up. Was that at that um like can Route 66 bar or whatever, across from the event? That was a shame. What are we doing?
00:47:46
Speaker
That's why Carl left for Puth. Yeah, There must have been other cool stuff that happened there. Yo, I remember walking. I was trying to say, we'll pull pull hang loose around the place. And just like, that's not hang loose.
00:48:06
Speaker
um ah shaka move Oh, because these have you got any more you want to add to this potty?
00:48:19
Speaker
yeah i like shout outs pull forms updates oh i just if there's anybody's got another update on micha's story like i don't know if you heard about his license if you've talked about it yeah that was on the last body yeah any update on that Nah, it's still, yeah. He's having to get the old delivery beers to the house. Oh, delivery beers? Delivery thing has beers in it, so he can't drive down and get them. So, yeah. Looks like he's got a lawn back in great shape though. I think guess that's why how he got it so good in the first place, was having no license. Yeah, like it was, dude. Would he have been getting beers if he still had a license?
00:49:00
Speaker
Probably be driving down to get more beers. But you know how you something like something shit happens but then you get something cool that comes out of it? Yep. I find you I could get beers he's delivered at home. I wouldn't go down and get them. Nah, you wouldn't both. So you can meet that whole issue? Yeah. Well you probably can probably can get it delivered here can you? Yeah. yeah That's not something that's in my, like, in the water. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Stopping off the liquor stores while they're painting ass sometimes, eh? 100%. Where if you just met them both at home at the end of the day? See you at home. Yeah. Hey. You know, it gets me when you're, like, half cut. You go in, like, to get some beers, and they're, like, fucking normally in shorts, and it's like a t-shirt, and it's starting to get a bit late at night, and you walk into the chiller, and you're starting to need to take a piss, because it's cold, and then you're in the chiller, and you're trying to fucking decide what beers you're gonna get. Yeah.
00:49:48
Speaker
go tolerate that anymore yeah oh Me and Piss Management, that wins every time. Yeah, shit yeah. shity with Obviously I've learnt my lesson, bro. If I can have that incident in the old elevator.
00:50:02
Speaker
Come again. I've not spoken about that on the podcast. I think he didn't... Was it last? No. Oh no. Yeah, we're watching the USC and Melbourne anyway.
00:50:14
Speaker
Fucking come out and it was the middle of the day and there was heaps of people around, you know, so I couldn't really piss anybody on the whole walk back to the hotel. And we get to the bottom and I was like, I'll be able to make it up the elevator, be able to make it up the elevator. And we got in the elevator, so he just about to close the doors. Fucking old cleaning lady, yeah, he walks in with the trolley. Into the fucking, into the elevator. I'm like, oh, send in. I was like, fuck.
00:50:44
Speaker
And then we had to fucking stop off at her level, you know?
00:50:50
Speaker
Back out. And then fuck, just in that last bit, after the doors closed, I was like, fuck, I can't hold it anymore. And then I just fucking came and it went out. It didn't just map my pants. It came out of the pants. The pressure it was under when I finally let go. And like it literally looked like, you know? So what are we talking about? What sort of bar?
00:51:14
Speaker
Fuck, I reckon...
00:51:18
Speaker
20 PSI at least. Holy shit. Oh, is it? Roasting, eh? Yeah. Yeah, well, those pants were 5 PSI rated, you know, so... Mesh. Oh, no. Yeah, it came straight out, probably extended up, you know, before standing in the middle of the elevator, it probably would have hit the wall. The good thing was I was not far from the room, you know. Oh, yeah. Got up there.
00:51:46
Speaker
clean Dumped in the shower straight away. you are the but you know a Few of the boys are obviously with me in the elevator. ah ah Lucky there's other civilians in there. And yeah, so then a few of the other boys were asking, you know, why I'm already in a towel, stuff like that. So, you know, got to take, you just got a head on it. No, you got to get in front of that one. Yeah. And even text back home to tell, tell other people, tell your missus first before they hear it from someone else, you know? Yeah. And yeah, so next day, if I can, yeah, this is the, this is the twist at the end of it next day.
00:52:26
Speaker
We fucking go out, we're catching the elevator to leave to go get on our flight. Who's in there mopping? Cleaning lady. I don't know if it was the same one, but it was a cleaning lady. And she's in there with us, and they're fucking two of the boys, the same dudes that were in the elevator on the way up. They're just fucking standing there, bro. Trying not to laugh, eh? Yep.
00:52:54
Speaker
yep No, haven't you had that one before? Yeah, so that was the end. Yeah, well, poor form. I came off a poor form. Poor person. Poor person management, bro. Yes, that's what it is. Poor person management. Yeah, I should have just gone in the lobby, you know? But I'm overconfident, obviously. I'm probably on a little bit of cocaine and a little bit of a high on, yeah, literally. And probably a bit of a high on after the fights.
00:53:25
Speaker
But you know it's like when you get caught coming out of the movies, you know? you don't You're expecting it to be dark outside and you can just find a little LED to go piss in, you know? Not. No. It's like a daylight. Daywalker. You rolled the dice. You rolled the dice. Yeah, because they started the UFC at like six in the morning, you know? It started early. This was all done by lunch. Jesus. Hell of a pest management though. Yeah.
00:53:55
Speaker
All right, so yeah, Kar, I hope you enjoy the rest of your trip back in New Zealand. And are you going to make it another six years before you come back? Ah, trying to. That's the one. Trying to come back next year. Oh yeah, yeah. Spend a bit more, longer time or? Nah, less time. Holy shit. Yeah, where are you where are you thinking for getting your, like you were talking about, ready to go to a place or something and there's everyone coming to you. Where would you think about doing that?